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Organizing Sim Protests

Shadow Wrought writes "Alternet has an article about how to go about protesting McDonald's in the Sims Online universe. According to the story "A deal struck between Sims publisher Electronic Arts and the fastfood mega-corporation allows Sims players to open up their own McDonald's kiosk and improve their game stats by consuming McD's greasy goodies." This then tells how to vent any rage that such may conjure. Mayhaps a venue to protest other issues as well?"

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  1. Rational for protesting? by egg+troll · · Score: 4, Funny

    Most Sims players are already fat from eating McDonalds and playing The Sims all day. They don't want the shame of having their Sim alter egos puffing up on SimBigMacs and SuperSizedSimFries.

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    1. Re:Rational for protesting? by Lechter · · Score: 4, Funny

      Perhaps this is foolish optimism, but maybe if hard core Sims players enjoy using their "Simians" (WTF?) to protest corporate greed it will lead them to do so in real life.

      Of course, having only watched others play the game, I look at a story like this and think: "Gee, at least that gives the game some sort of point..."

      Maybe this will give people the courage and the motivation to make their ideas heard, at least somewhere... Or maybe having people live their lives through online characters, protesting online issues, and concerned with their online world will lead to the decline of and fall of human civilization... Maybe it's about time for me to go home, and get ready to go out for dinner...

      I just don't know...

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    2. Re:Rational for protesting? by DEBEDb · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Why shouldn't people voice their opinion -
      you just voiced yours (about getting a job,
      blablabla). Put up or shut up.

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    3. Re:Rational for protesting? by GreggBert · · Score: 2, Funny

      And while your at it...get off my lawn !

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    4. Re:Rational for protesting? by plumby · · Score: 2

      Or maybe many of them don't protest because they don't think that they can change anything. In the UK's last election, more people didn't vote at all than voted for the government. This does not strike me as 90% of people thinking things are 'good'

  2. Nothing makes a statement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Like staying at home playing games.

    1. Re:Nothing makes a statement by Gehenna_Gehenna · · Score: 3, Funny
      Except, of course, staying at home and playing a game about someone who, in order to protest Mc Donalds, stays home and plays games.

      By the way WHEN can I buy the SIMs add on that allows my SIMs to play SIMs? They already work, go on vacation, get dumped women, and kill their pets. Lets go full cirle. It's about time my SIM started spending this money on video games so I don't have to.

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    2. Re:Nothing makes a statement by allism · · Score: 2, Funny

      I guess you never bought the computer...

  3. Interesting Idea by davidmcn · · Score: 5, Insightful

    To think, we've moved into a society that has a need to protest virtual issues online. Even more interesting is that sometimes people seem more interested in these virtual issues than the ones that actually plaque society.

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    1. Re:Interesting Idea by zanerock · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Ha! I think you're correct, there is really not much rational for "protesting" per se. It's not really a moral issue... well, maybe in a round about way.

      There is something interesting happenning, though. By encouraging people to act a certain way and getting a reward, even if it is in an fake world, it does have consequences in the real world. Here, it's not *so* bad. It might encourage people to get fat (in the real world).

      The problem is that a reward is a reward. While buying a virtual hamburger is not the same as buying a rela hamburger, the actions are related. The cause-effect is not direct, but it is real. Studies have shown as much (which I should cite, but I'm at work now and shouldn't take too much of my employer's time... maybe after I get home). McDonald's certainly thinks there's a link, or they would not have made the deal.

      What happens is that people get desensitized to the concern's about bad fast food. While this case is rather innocuous, as online games like this get bigger, and attract more people and interest, one must be more aware of the effect. What if they made a deal with the Republicans where you got a better rating by voting Republican? Or, more subtley, whenever a Republican ruled the virtual world, things were great, and when a Democrat was in charge, your pretent economy tanked. Likely few would even notice, and the ones that did would be discounted, but the effects could be very real.

      A thousand votes either way...

    2. Re:Interesting Idea by jandrese · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'd think that proper brushing would get rid of most of those issues that plaque society.

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    3. Re:Interesting Idea by IIRCAFAIKIANAL · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh yeah smart guy? Well what about the plaques that plague society?

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    4. Re:Interesting Idea by bwalling · · Score: 2

      To think, we've moved into a society that has a need to protest virtual issues online. Even more interesting is that sometimes people seem more interested in these virtual issues than the ones that actually plaque society.

      I think we need a mod for playing The Sims, that way I can control multiple characters inside The Sims, and I can have a bigger voice when there are critical issues that affect my fake, virtual life.

      Excuse me, there is some sunlight creeping in the window, I have to go cover it up before it ruins my fantasy.

    5. Re:Interesting Idea by EggMan2000 · · Score: 3, Informative

      We used to protest rule changes and bugs in Ultima Online by all dressing up in black or yellow shirts and camping out at the main bank.

      There was also a protest where people were asked to create a character on a particular shard to protest another shard server's constant technical issues. As I recall a lot of people were suspended from the game for a couple days.

      The point is that when you are addicted to a game, or really, really, enjoy an online game - You act up! Check out these screenshots from UO where people are protesting.
      1,2,3.

      Does it work? Not usually, but it does get the attention of the Game Masters, and shows the world you care about an issue.

      Maxis and these other companies want to create Virtual Worlds. It is only natural that the people that play these games will take an active role.

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    6. Re:Interesting Idea by travdaddy · · Score: 5, Funny

      What if they made a game where you got a better score by shooting people? What happens is that people get densensitized to the concerns about murder. Oh wait, that already happened.

      Nevermind.

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    7. Re:Interesting Idea by nolife · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What happens is that people get desensitized to the concern's about bad fast food.

      That's a neat way of saying "I know the down side but I don't care". I did not care about fast food either until I got pancreatis from high triglycerides. Now I do! Actually fast food was a small contributor but genetics was the major cause, either way I no longer eat it. People do not eat fast food because of being desensitized, they eat it because they like it, it is convienent, and it is cheap. An ad for Mcdonalds wether in a game or on TV might get you to go to McD's over BK but it is not going to prevent you from eating a healthy salad with low fat dressing and jogging in the morning.

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    8. Re:Interesting Idea by m.lemur · · Score: 2, Insightful

      how bout sim mafia

      Its called Grand theft Auto: Vice City

    9. Re:Interesting Idea by zanerock · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah, I was going to use that as my example, but that it brings in a whole lot of other issues that I didn't have time. I myself like side-scrolling fighters, though I do find Grand Theft Auto *very* disturbing.

      Not that it's a defense, these things do have their problems, but if the message is *too* blatent, it's not as effective. A subtle suggestion that hamburgers are good for you may actually be more effective than the suggestion that it's okay to kill.

      The problem is, of course, that even if the suggestion is much less effective, the results are much more catastrophic when it *is* effective.

      There's a lot more to it, in both, cases of course. Ah... if only I didn't have to earn money.

    10. Re:Interesting Idea by zanerock · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Definetly. McDonald's whole strategy, which I do consider very ethical questionable, is to target children so that they'll be more likely to remain customer's as adults and bring their children in. This is the (sick) genius behind the Happy Meal and their plethora cartoonish mascots.

      Children are, generally, more sucseptiple (sp?) to such tactics.

    11. Re:Interesting Idea by zanerock · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Three things, first, the convenience, cost, and taste *are* indeed the biggest factors why people eat fast food. Desensitization (I'm glad you like that, I pondered it for a bit), in this case, is a minor factor, but still enough to sway some people.

      Also, the effect of what is going on may be primarily through some other mechanism, but McDonald's does believe that, somehow, it will convince people who otherwise wouldn't to buy their product. Admitedly, most of these people would simply be eating Mcdonald's instead of Burger King, but still.

      I myself don't think that this particular instance of... virtual endorsement is such a big deal, but one can extend it to more serious things. Except, as another poster pointed out, that it is kind of a big deal to children who don't know any better to care about fast food. If the game encourages them to eat fast food, then they do not have the knowledge to take the information that the game is feeding them (McDonald's food is good for you) with a grain of salt.

      Finally, I'm all for free markets and business and such, and have no problems with ads. Even spam doesn't bother me that much (but I don't run a public mailserver either...). But, TV commercials, billboards, spam, etc. are blatantly ads. You're prepared, in your mind, to evaluate them in context. Such "hidden" advertising is somewhat worrisome, and it's getting very prevalent in society.

      I think maybe what I want to say is that you know an ad is fiction. The goodness of a product will be inflated, and you expect this. You understand that the "most insane savings ever" are probably merely pretty good savings and that allergy drugs do not imbue you with the ability to fly, nor does Coke bring joy to your heart and peace to the world.

      But, the more subtle an ad becomes, like with product placement, you're not as prepared. You don't necessarily think that maybe that actor hates Coke, but is being paid to drink it. The image just goes into your "unguarded" mind. Now, when you alter the reality of a virtual world, that's another level. Here, it's pretty blatant, but, like my example, you could hide your alterations pretty easily and slowly, subtly, and powerfully alter people's perceptions of the real world.

      Not that you'll convince (sane) people they can fly, but you can swing votes, hide problems, invent problems, etc. Powerful companies that are hooked in would become more powerful, etc.

      I don't think this is the end of the world anymore than anything else, but it is something that people should be aware of, and be on guard for.

    12. Re:Interesting Idea by teamhasnoi · · Score: 5, Funny

      Or if you elected a Republican, the virtual world would get in SimWW3, you would be SimDrafted and SimKilled. SimWheee!

    13. Re:Interesting Idea by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 2

      teamhasnoi... picking fights again?

      It's the SimFish Anthem!

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    14. Re:Interesting Idea by teamhasnoi · · Score: 2
      You have caught me red handed ;)

      Is it still a troll when I know it is and respond anyway? hehee

    15. Re:Interesting Idea by Belgand · · Score: 3, Funny

      I agree... GTA is highly disturbing. After beating a few random pedestrians to death with my bare hands outside the police station after being released and then dispatching some cops in the same manner I'm not able to pop open their skulls and eat their brains like a zombie. What's the point if games refuse to allow me to engage in the virtual cannibalism of my preference?

    16. Re:Interesting Idea by Erik+Hollensbe · · Score: 2

      You mean like the current economy?

  4. Uhm... by Jennifer+Ever · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Don't buy the fucking game?

    1. Re:Uhm... by tomstdenis · · Score: 4, Funny

      Whoa slow down. Common sense? Where did you find that?

      Hehehehe

      I bet it didn't occur to any of the /. crowd todo just that.

      Tom

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    2. Re:Uhm... by grub · · Score: 5, Funny


      WARNING: Your comment "Don't buy the fucking game?" brings common sense into a slashdot discussion. Common sense on slashdot goes against several RFCs.Your karma will be appropriately decimated.

      Thank you,

      The Editors

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    3. Re:Uhm... by joebagodonuts · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Right on! Sometimes a simple solution is best. The protest that business listens to is made with your checkbook. Money talks, bullshit walks.

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    4. Re:Uhm... by unicron · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think the better solution would be to just not give a shit. If you like the game, you can overlook this. I pity the fuckers that think this is the cause for them, like it's some travesty against their fellow man. Choose your battles, indeed.

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    5. Re:Uhm... by Xaoswolf · · Score: 2
      Exactly, once you buy the game buy the game, EA gets the money, and the McDonalds "ad" gets air time, making it a good investment, even if people make their sims puke after eating there. Remember, no publicity is bad publicity.

      However, if the ad gets no airtime, due to the fact that nobody buys the game, then EA gets no money, and McDonalds made a bad investment, insuring that they won't do it again, since, obviously, it doesn't work.

    6. Re:Uhm... by GunFodder · · Score: 2, Funny

      Thanks for stealing my comment! How am I going to be funny now?

    7. Re:Uhm... by startled · · Score: 5, Funny

      If you played Everquest, you'd be well aware that half the fun of playing a persistent online game is paying them money while simultaneously complaining about how bad it is.

      In fact, some people buy second or third accounts for the sole purpose of being able to say "I'm going to cancel any day now, watch out!" twice or three times as often.

      Watch for upcoming world-shattering Sims Online events, such as the mass threatened cancellation following the first anchovie pizza nerf, or the mass threatened pizza making work slowdown when a customer service rep says something that isn't very nice.

    8. Re:Uhm... by AyeRoxor! · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Cult: (n) a small, unpopular religion.
      Religion: (n) a large, popular cult."

      So religion is a large, popular small unpopular large, popular small unpopular large, popular small unpopular large, popular small unpopular large, popular small unpopular large, popular small unpopular...

      Circular loop. You fail. No- hold on, it's actually contradicting as well. You get a negative 3.

    9. Re:Uhm... by Cruciform · · Score: 2

      Sure it's flamebait...
      If you fit into any of the people who consider the latter cases to be more important than the former.

      Drop the soldering iron and mod this guy up.

    10. Re:Uhm... by TamMan2000 · · Score: 2

      I agree that there is certainly a diference in the level of importance in your two groupings, but that doesn't mean that the second group is not worthy.
      While I don't activly fight for the stuff in the later group, I am really glad that there are people who do.
      If people didn't care about the latter group, the only people who had enough money to donate money to help the former group would be executives of corporate giants.
      The later group is really about not allowing the little guy to be reduced to the status of corporate america's bitch.

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    11. Re:Uhm... by duren686 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Drop the soldering iron and mod this guy up.

      Thankfully I don't have personal experience, but common sense tells me this isn't a very good idea.

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    12. Re:Uhm... by Malcontent · · Score: 2

      Oh only if the world was entirely black and white alas it's not so.

      Sometimes the issues are more deep.

      For one many people have a silly notion that if you bought things then you ought to be able to treat them like private property. This notion of private property is critical, in a larger context it in fact determines if people will starve or if evil violent tyranism will take root. Fighting to mod your tivo is fighting for your right to own private property and then to use, abuse, sell or trash your private property as you see fit.

      Secondly the ability to communicate and to pass information from one generation ot next is what separates human beings from the animals. This one ability (along with the opposible thumb) took us as a species from the caves to the skyscrapers. All of a sudden the ability to transmit information is under attack from some of the most powerful people on this planet. If you don't think digital consumer rights are not important then you really need to get your head out of your ass. In the future all human communication will be done digitally. Let the govt or a handfull of corporations control that and you are done for.

      These fight are not new nor are they unique. People fought for years to own private property and to be able to say what they want, when they want, and where they want. We had a revolution about it a few hundred years ago. Now there is a concentrated effort to take those rights away from us and the fight to stop them is one of the most important fights we will ever fight.

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    13. Re:Uhm... by Cruciform · · Score: 2

      oh geez, i'm glad i wasn't taking a drink when I read that :) I already sprayed my monitor once this week.

    14. Re:Uhm... by ivan_13013 · · Score: 2

      Those are all valuable causes. All six of them.

      A lot of people don't fully understand the implications of removing the natural freedoms we have fought for in the USA. Now, laws are being passed to prevent or control all sorts of communications. The bought-and-paid-for politicians seem convinced that "digital" communication is somehow undeserving of the same protections as other types of communication. This is a lie, one that is eroding our freedom of speech slowly and quietly in the "Information Age."

      It is important to save the lives of children, to fight against oppression (but how do you tell when it's "evil"?) and to voluntarily help your communities.

      It's also important to protect our intellectual freedoms, or one day we might wake up to a world where our complacency has put oppressors in power, and for lack of freedom to communicate ideas, we are subsequently prevented from rallying others to the cause of regaining our ability to speak out against oppression. It's a dangerous proposition, the beginning of a road to oppression, if we start to compromise our 1st amendment rights because someone says they don't apply to digital media.

      Nonetheless, virtually protesting McDonalds in simville is hopelessly stupid -- unless you have fun doing it, and then you go out into the world with a smile on your face and the will to actually do something worthwhile.

      -=Ivan

    15. Re:Uhm... by koh-der · · Score: 2, Funny

      if nobody plays, then we won't have interesting articles for /. (e.g. some guy playing for 86hrs and collapsing in the washroom). then what we gonna talk about?

    16. Re:Uhm... by Dr.+Awktagon · · Score: 3, Funny

      Ahh, well you see "not buying the game" actually violates the license agreement. You agreed to this license contract by "referring to the game in a sentence, reading an article about the game, or thinking about playing the game" (paragraph 2). None of those things would be possible without the hard work of the game writers.

      Also, watch your language. You're not allowed to disparage the product (paragraph 23).

      Note also the survivability clause (paragraph 37), which stipulates that "even after termination [of this license], all terms and conditions ... remain in full effect."

      Thank you for your cooperation,

      LawyerDrone

      PS: Every legal paper served by our firm will include a voucher for a FREE McDonalds(tm) cheeseburger. Time is running out, so get sued today!

    17. Re:Uhm... by mgblst · · Score: 2

      Apathy: the solution to all the worlds little problems, like over-population, greenhouse gases...

    18. Re:Uhm... by teamhasnoi · · Score: 2
      Wow. You are a freak, a friend of a friend, and a foe of a friend! Congratulations, you have the most pills of anyone!

      So why did you foe me? Just curious.

    19. Re:Uhm... by Malcontent · · Score: 2

      Ah take a quote out of context, spew a non sequitor, make an idiotic analogy. The essense of slashdot troll behaviour.

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  5. Sell out with me oh yeah by pwarf · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I for one, am willing to have a little bit of product placement in my video games to defray the cost. It's better than pop-up ads. Anyway, of course eating McDonalds is going to increase your stats. Anything that bad for you has to taste good, right?

    1. Re:Sell out with me oh yeah by Xaoswolf · · Score: 2

      Exactly, this isn't the Yo Noids game, it's the SIMS, and all they did was add a McDonalds where you can buy food. It's not like all the characters were changed to either Grimmace, Ronald, or a fry guy. It's still the same game, the mcdonalds doesn't detract from the ability to play a normal person. In fact, normal people eat at McDonalds, so I don't see what the problem is.

    2. Re:Sell out with me oh yeah by futuresheep · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It won't defray the cost of the game though. You'll pay $49.95 for the game at Electronics Boutique, and then the standard recurring monthly fee to play the game. Just like ticket prices for movies don't change according to product placement in the film, there's no defrayal of cost here either.

    3. Re:Sell out with me oh yeah by foxtrot · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I for one, am willing to have a little bit of product placement in my video games to defray the cost.

      That, you see, is the real problem.

      People aren't pissed off that McD's is unhealthy or whatever else. They're pissed off that Maxis is getting money from Big Mac and putting product placement ads in the game, but it's not reducing the price of their game.

      People like to talk up a good cause, but let's face it: they're pissed because they're not getting a cut.

      -JDF

    4. Re:Sell out with me oh yeah by perlyking · · Score: 2

      You really think it will make them cheaper? Lol. You are paying for someone else to advertise to you.

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  6. Problem Solved. by cioxx · · Score: 5, Funny

    A simple workaround would be to go "dine" at the particular McDonalds restaurant, spill virtual coffee on player's lap and sue Maxis for damages.

    1. Re:Problem Solved. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Despite the whining of the Naderites and the less-than-admirable ethics displayed by McDonalds, the primary cause of the injury was the plantiff's stupidity. IMHO, no matter what some other entity does to "help" an injury, if the "victim" does something idiotic, no compensation should be due.

      Common sense tells me that coffee is hot, so I keep it away from my naughty bits, just as I keep gasoline away from the fireplace, or bleach away from my skin. I don't need a "keep accelerants away from the fire!" sign in 2 inch high orange letters on my fireplace to do the smart thing.

      There should be no compensation for boneheaded actions.

    2. Re:Problem Solved. by bay43270 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      How is this insightfull??? Go ahead, read the document. It just says she was in a lot of pain and the lawyers at McDonalds still wouldn't admit it was their fault.... because it wasn't. What did she expect? Cold coffee? Did she want someone to say "watch it, the coffee is hot!". Of course it is! Its legal crap like this that makes the world so complicated.

    3. Re:Problem Solved. by jedidiah · · Score: 2

      So? Not all states require the defendant to be more than 50% responsible in tort suits.

      Also, McDonald's likes to keep it's coffee hotter than everyone elses. Not "doing it like everyone else" leaves a company open to civil liability if something goes wrong.

      Plus, McDonald's actively suppressed information about other people that were getting burned. This alone justifies McDonald's being hit for 7 or 8 figures.

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    4. Re:Problem Solved. by jedidiah · · Score: 2

      They actively suppressed information about other similar incidents. That alone is "callous" enough for a judgment LARGER than what the victim was awarded.

      Also, you might want to read the "facts" again. McD's liked to keep it's coffee hotter than anyone else. This is no minor detail.

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    5. Re:Problem Solved. by mgblst · · Score: 2

      I think the point was that the coffee was way too hot, scalding temperature, when there is no way it should have been. Who would have thought that there was two sides to an issue?

    6. Re:Problem Solved. by kcbrown · · Score: 2
      I think the point was that the coffee was way too hot, scalding temperature, when there is no way it should have been. Who would have thought that there was two sides to an issue?

      Yeah, and I'm sure that it was the first time she'd ever bought coffee from McDonald's, so there's no way she could have possibly known about the temperature of the coffee, right?

      Not bloody likely.

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    7. Re:Problem Solved. by jedidiah · · Score: 2

      How the FUCK is this post redundant?

      Where are the FUCKING starbuck's lawsuits if this was just a case of corrupt lawyers and greedy litigants?

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    8. Re:Problem Solved. by jedidiah · · Score: 2

      Where are you getting this information from?

      The McDonald's settlements were sealed. Although, I suppose that Starbucks could be pully the same thing. Depending on the circumstances, that could be as sleazy as McD's actions.

      This is a problem with such settlements. How can you judge if there is an issue? Merely assuming plaintiff stupidity is not sufficient.

      Starbucks is certainly in a better position wrt litigation.

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  7. So? by onShore_Jake · · Score: 5, Funny

    I am outraged that they have found a way to keep themselves profitable without charging more. If we don't all get in our comfortable shoes and make protest signs out of recycled cardboard,then the next thing you know we will start seeing animated banners and huge blocky ads on slashdot!

  8. Goddamn, if this really bothers you, get a life by stratjakt · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Seriously.

    "Giant megacoroprations are adversely affecting the quality of life for my imaginary computer friends!"

    This aint no posterchild for mental health and social skills.

    There are enough injustices in the world worthy of protest, we don't need virtual ones.

    EA's selling, McD's buying. Get over it.

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    1. Re:Goddamn, if this really bothers you, get a life by Shalome · · Score: 2

      No kidding.

      If you're gonna be virtually protesting, at least virtually protest something real by quickly and easily emailing your representatives on actual issues that affect real human lives.

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  9. If they don't want to see MacDonalds in game by Captain+Pedantic · · Score: 3, Funny

    Then they shouldn't hang out there. As it is, are these peoples lives so meaningless, that they have to get themselves worked up over a game?

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    1. Re:If they don't want to see MacDonalds in game by kalidasa · · Score: 2

      As it is, are these peoples lives so meaningless, that they have to get themselves worked up over a game?

      Or even more sadly, are these people's lives so meaningless that in a virtual reality game they can't think of anything more exciting to do than to go to McDonalds? (Or worse yet, that they can't think of anything more exciting to do than to go to McDonalds in a virtual reality game?)

    2. Re:If they don't want to see MacDonalds in game by carpe_noctem · · Score: 2

      You know, the same thing could really be said about all the people that incessantly post comments here on /. hrmmmmmm.

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  10. Mayhaps a sign by sulli · · Score: 2

    that certain game players need to get out more?

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  11. Could we pay to reverse the effects? by ekrout · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hear me out.

    So, McDonald's wants people to think their food is tasty and fulfilling. We all know that's not true (especially 60 minutes later when you're in the bathroom trying to get their filth out of your digestive system).

    I say we organize anti-ad movements to pay the maker of The Sims to add the following code:

    if(character.justAte(McDonalds)) {
    wait(60, minutes);
    character.CrapBrainsOut();
    }

    --

    If you celebrate Xmas, befriend me (538
    1. Re:Could we pay to reverse the effects? by tswinzig · · Score: 2

      You have got serious problems if you are shitting out food you just ate one hour before.

      Are you, perhaps, lacking a stomach and small intestine?

      --

      "And like that ... he's gone."
    2. Re:Could we pay to reverse the effects? by fliplap · · Score: 2

      That, or the poster usually eats healthy. I used to eat a lot of McDonalds, now I find that if I eat there at all it just slides right through me.

    3. Re:Could we pay to reverse the effects? by tswinzig · · Score: 2

      No, sorry, there is NO way you are excreting solid food you ate one hour before!

      --

      "And like that ... he's gone."
    4. Re:Could we pay to reverse the effects? by MsGeek · · Score: 2

      I'm lacking a gall bladder (removed 11 years ago due to stones) and find this to happen on a fairly regular basis. Greasy food tends to...uhh...slide on out the back door, if you know what I mean. I have to be very careful of what I eat.

      --
      Knowledge is power. Knowledge shared is power multiplied.
    5. Re:Could we pay to reverse the effects? by tswinzig · · Score: 2

      You must be actually ingesting feces in the first place if it's only taking an hour to go through your system. Seriously.

      --

      "And like that ... he's gone."
  12. They forgot a couple protests... by Tebriel · · Score: 5, Funny

    Virtual women burning their virtual bras....oh...wait...it's a family game.

    Maybe letting people die of heart attacks in at the kiosks and haunting them?

    --
    The Blaster Master Fighting for Truth, Justice, and Evil Pie since 1979
    1. Re:They forgot a couple protests... by LittleGuy · · Score: 2

      Virtual women burning their virtual bras....

      The Internet: A Thin Line Between Sim and Pr0n.

      --
      Mod Karma -1: I sed bad wurds. If I cep my mouf shut, I wud be at riyses.
  13. I understand playing a relaxing game occasionaly by mhesseltine · · Score: 3, Insightful

    But, if you are this concerned about your SIMS stats, maybe you need to quit watching simulated people with lives and get one yourself.

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  14. Disgusting, yet strangely compelling by s20451 · · Score: 2

    From the article:

    History has shown gamers that online protest can result in positive change, as exemplified in Ultima Online's 1997 naked riot demanding bug fixes and server upgrades.

    Not being an Ultima fan, I'm not familiar with the reference. Can anyone enlighten me as to what happened?

    --
    Toronto-area transit rider? Rate your ride.
    1. Re:Disgusting, yet strangely compelling by fobbman · · Score: 3, Funny

      Rioting naked UO players? Please reconsider whether you want to be "enlightened" in this manner.

  15. i wonder... by mschoolbus · · Score: 2, Informative

    if they will have workers who speak english...

  16. Alright! by UncleOzzy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just what we need - SimHippies stinking of SimPatchouli with hygeine meters redder than a baboon's ass sitting around in a SimDrumCircle outside SimMcDonald's because it's SimEvil. Please. Get me some SimTearGas and a SimTaser and I'll have them working the SimFry-o-Lator by SimTomorrowMorning.

    Anyway, there are two problems with The Sims Online, given experience with the current play test: you can't fucking connect; and, when you can connect, it's boring as hell.

  17. I am full of rage by Hamstaus · · Score: 2, Funny

    This then tells how to vent any rage that such may conjure.

    Vent?! VENT?! How am I supposed to vent when I can't even GET TO THE ARTICLE?!

    Arrrrghahjhbasjbdbajssdajbjjjararrrghagrhgrhgh!!

    hmm... all that rage made me hungry. I could sure go for a cheesebur... uh... I mean... ARRRRARGAHRHGRRHGHGGGA!

    --
    I moderate "-1, Fool"
  18. 3 Words by serutan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's.
    A.
    Game.

    I agree 100% that this type of product placement is a sad sign. But it's EA's game, and if they want to ruin it by giving points for hitting yourself on the head with a duck, well, either get a duck or spend your gaming budget somewhere else.

    1. Re:3 Words by Pike65 · · Score: 2

      I agree 100% that this type of product placement is a sad sign

      I used to. Then I played Syndicate Wars (with it's Ghost in the Shell video and Manga billboards) and I wasn't so sure.

      Still, that was fairly unobtrusive and not quite to blatantly profit-motivated. McDonald's good for you? Yeah, and I suppose sitting in front of a computer all . . .

      Ah. Whoops.

      --
      "If being a geek means being passionate about something, then I pity those who aren't geeks." - Pike65
    2. Re:3 Words by Guppy06 · · Score: 2

      "and if they want to ruin it by giving points for hitting yourself on the head with a duck, well, either get a duck or spend your gaming budget somewhere else."

      I Can't Believe You Said That.

      That, or I could make a Wizards & Warriors reference, but that would be a little too obscure...

    3. Re:3 Words by ameoba · · Score: 2

      You've obviously never talked to any Sims/MMORPG junkies, have you?

      --
      my sig's at the bottom of the page.
  19. Why McDonalds? by 91degrees · · Score: 2, Funny

    McDonalds provides most of the few jobs that people without any qualifications at all can do legally. They provide employment in poorer countries, and provide food to the hungry.

    A large portion of their profits goes to charities every year. They are a true symbol of the determinism and individuality of free America.

    Anyone who wants to protest them is at the very least a fool. Most of them are simpyl jealous of the success of the company. A patriot has no need to feel bad about a fellow Americans success. This jealousy is the reason the USSR hated the west.

    1. Re:Why McDonalds? by ProppaT · · Score: 4, Informative
      Actually, there's plenty of reasons to protest them. While they're good for the American economy, they're bad for the global good. Why? They buy their beef from 3rd world nations.

      At first you would think "You idiot, it just helps the economy of third world nations." Actually, it does the opposite. The profit is so good for the land owners in these South American countries that they've converted their crops (crops that sustained the country) into cattle fields. So, while the land owners get wealthier, the poor that don't farm get poorer by having to buy imported produce...or pay inflated prices for domestic produce. In addition, rain forests are being chopped down in South America to be converted to cattle farm space.

      I eat at McDonalds every once in a while and enjoy it, don't get me wrong. But whoever says that people who do protest McDonalds have no basis for doing so are fooling themselves.

      --
      Wise men say, "Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza."
    2. Re:Why McDonalds? by DrFrob · · Score: 2

      You should read Fast Food Nation. As the title suggests, it talks all about the fast food industry. One of the most convincing arguments I found about not eating at McDonald's were the way the cows were slaughtered. Over 80% of ground beef has tested positive for fecal matter (which can lead to disease). People who work in slaughterhouses have probably the shittiest jobs around. To keep production up, the slaughter lines are sped through so fast that even experienced people often cut themselves, or can't remove the intestines very fast without spilling shit (and thus contributing to the shit in the ground beef). Anyway, I can't describe it in as much gory detail as the book. So if you're interested, read it.

    3. Re:Why McDonalds? by Peyna · · Score: 2

      Funny, because I recall a news story that McDonald's new "All American Burger" contained considerable amount of foreign beef, mostly from New Zealand and Australias. more info.

      --
      What?
    4. Re:Why McDonalds? by ageitgey · · Score: 2

      1 - The article you linked says that McDonalds is testing imports of as much as 1% of its beef from down under. That's hardly a "considerable amount of foreign beef".

      2 - The parent article claimed that McDonalds bought from the US except for a small amount from Australia. Your argumentative reply linked facts that exactly confirmed what he said.

      So.. uh.. try again.

      The "rumor emails" at the bottom of the link don't count - they are just made up chain letters. If you believe those, then you must also be waiting for your check from Bill Gates for forwarding those other chain letters that promised to give you money from him.

      --
      Uninnovate - Only the finest in engineering.
    5. Re:Why McDonalds? by gorilla · · Score: 2
      1 - The article you linked says that McDonalds is testing imports of as much as 1%of its beef from down under. That's hardly a "considerable amount of foreign beef".

      I'd disagree that your conclusion is warnted on that evidence. If McDonalds imported 75% of it's beef from Argentina, and 1% from down under, then it's true that considerable amount of foreign beef is imported. I belive that the facts are that different McDonalds around the world have different primary sources, for example Japanese McDonalds do use primarily Australian beef, while the US is primarily American beef.

    6. Re:Why McDonalds? by JimmytheGeek · · Score: 2

      Well, look at which party is in favor of regulating the food industry in the interest of consumer safety. That would be the Democrats. The Republicans have consistently rolled back regulations and defunded the relevant agencies. Clinton defended the Clean Air and Clean Water Acts from Republican assaults, assaults which W is preparing to renew. Remember, W instituted a voluntary emissions reduction program for power plants in Texas, which pretty much said, "Pollute all you want." And they did. He is also pushing a voluntary embezzlement reduction program for officers of publicly held companies. Republicans passed a tax cut (with gutless Democrat complicity) whose benefits are wildly titled toward the rich. Workplace safety - Republicans favor employers over employees. The House Republican leader just stuck an exemption for Eli Lilly for lawsuits related to vaccines into the latest constitution-shredding security bill. That serves nobody's interests except Eli Lilly.

      The problem with the democrat rhetoric is that it is true.

    7. Re:Why McDonalds? by ageitgey · · Score: 2

      True, but he context of the conversation was American (US) McDonalds, and foreign mean "non-american". I wasn't claiming anything about non-american restaurants. (And appologies to non-US americans :)

      --
      Uninnovate - Only the finest in engineering.
    8. Re:Why McDonalds? by ageitgey · · Score: 2

      You are mixing up US and non-US stores. I was referring only to US stores. Your 14 billion number is a worldwide number. And even if it wasn't, 25 million pounds isn't a "considerable" part of 14 billion.

      --
      Uninnovate - Only the finest in engineering.
    9. Re:Why McDonalds? by DaytonCIM · · Score: 2

      Wow. Someone definitely needs to limit their caffeine/sugar intake. A little fired-up about nothing, eh?

      Not sure why you found it necessary to regurgitate your same point about the direct relationship between Opioid Peptides and asthma, when I never disagreed with you. In fact, I agreed with you, dummy. From original post:
      you are correct in your point about the harmful affects of Opioid Peptides.

      I continued by adding a couple more harmful side affects, like autism, adult diabetes, various cancers, and heart disease.

      So, I'm not sure why you're blasting me. I know I have blasted your ridiculous ranting in the past; so maybe this is your way of "telling me off." But, please remember: This time, I agreed with you.

      As far as your comments in relation to Fast Food Nation railing Republicans... well, I think it's simply more evidence suggesting that you're paranoid and delusional.

      I have read the book, you twit. And it does not single-out Republicans. Maybe in your a skewed view of reality everything and everyone rants against Republicans, but here in the real world not everything revolves around Republicans and the evil Democrats.

      I invite you to post a quote from Fast Food Nation supporting your point.

      Have a nice day.

      Out

    10. Re:Why McDonalds? by DaytonCIM · · Score: 2

      Eli Lilly produces vaccines that can be used in the event of a bio-attack. It is relevent to national security.

      Ok. That may be true. However, is Eli Lilly charging for vaccines? Or are they donating them of their own free, kind heart?

      If they are charging for the vaccines, why in the world should they receive an exemption? Not that any "exemption" a politician sticks in a bill is legal and will stand the test of the court, but... why do it?

    11. Re:Why McDonalds? by DaytonCIM · · Score: 2

      The merit of those civil actions is irrelevant.
      I disagree. The merit of a civil case is completely relevant. I agree that the number of frivolous lawsuits today is outrageous and we need Tort Reform badly. Maybe we could adopt a similar system as they have in England: if you lose a civil case you are responsible for all fees and costs involved.

    12. Re:Why McDonalds? by DaytonCIM · · Score: 2

      See we can agree every now and then...

      Of course, what happens when a poor person sues a megacorporation...

      The "poor person" had better have a good case and a good attorney.

      I started to think maybe having the losing party pay for court costs would be a bit Draconian, but then I read this story. If you want to read the complaint, click here. Again I am resolved that the we need to reform Tort Law as soon as possible.

  20. Easy Enough by daeley · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just build a swimming pool around your local McDonald's, then include a diving board, but no ladder to get out. Problem solved! :)

    Off-topic note: This is my 500th comment. I asked in my journal what I should do to mark my 500th comment, and somebody (can't imagine who) said I should say this: 'Not few enough to claim I have a life, and not enough to be super cool like gmhowell (who is currently typing number 2694).' So this message is dedicated to gmhowell, poster extraordinaire, to whose lofty heights (up to 2712 comments as of this writing) I can but dream to aspire.

    Besides, he's got FortKnox beat by at least 400. ;)

    --
    I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.
  21. Protest methods? by AugstWest · · Score: 2

    Can I open a SimBrick kiosk near the SimMcD's to sell SimObjects to throw through the SimWindows? ( Hmmm. Aah, all right. We'll have, uh, two with points and... a big flat one.).

    Can I SimSpit on people wearing SimFur? Maybe hit them with SimSprayPaint?

  22. 'Protest Pack' add-on by pr0t0plasm · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Now Maxis can market a new expansion pack to add black-shirted anarchists and French nationalists to the Sims. Co-option ho!

    --
    - - - Patent applied for and deliver us from evil
  23. But.... why not a Subway? McDonald's sucks! by SexyKellyOsbourne · · Score: 2, Funny

    At subway, you get a sub prepared anyway you like, by the friendly, efficient staff. Choose from mouth-watering veggies, succulent meats and cheeses, and a variety of freshly-baked bread. Why not stop in today and pick up some subs for the whole family to enjoy. I suggest the Italian BMT, piled high with genoa salami, pepperoni, ham, and provolone cheese. Top it with lettuce, tomato, onion, and pickles, add a few spritzes of italian dressing and you've got a meal fit for king.

    Subway: eat fresh!

    1. Re:But.... why not a Subway? McDonald's sucks! by LordHunter317 · · Score: 2

      If you actually think anything that comes from behind the counter is good for you, you're insane.

      In all reality, you're not gonna really get thinner from eating Subway. The only way is to--

      WORK YOUR FAT ASS!

      I should know, I used to work there.

  24. sims can't get fat by mr_gerbik · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ironically, there are no fat Sims. Veterans of the original game will know this, and the same is true of the online game. There are various head and body skins that simulate different sexes, ethnic types .. even species.. but there are no various body sizes.

    Maxis (EA) should really turn this into a profitable venture by allowing the Sims to gain weight from eating at the SimMcDonalds.. They could strike a deal with Ballys so that people can work their fat Sims out to loose weight at a virtual Ballys.

    -gerbik

    1. Re:sims can't get fat by Robotech_Master · · Score: 2

      Well, this is only half true. There aren't any really fat Sims, but there are some definitely paunchy body types, even in the original game...people with pot bellies.

      --
      Editor Emeritus and Senior Writer, TeleRead.org
    2. Re:sims can't get fat by waldeaux · · Score: 2

      I think they're anorexic, skinny, and normal.

      Oh wait, I use the weight charts from the 80's when the dividing lines between normal/overweight/obese hadn't been shifted as much as *40-50* pounds downwards.

  25. I've been waiting for this ... by mustangdavis · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is probably only the beginning.

    At one point in time, I was consdiering creating a "real world" game, similar to everquest in terms of graphics and game style, but using modern weapons instead of old style weapons. The ctach was this: I was hoping to drum up enough advertising revenue from companies, such as McDonalds, but placing their companies in the game. The hope was to defeat everquest by reducing or eliminating the monthly service fee for playing the game with advertsing dollars.

    Of course, then I realized the McD's probably wouldn't like people blowing up their buildings with a rocket launcher ... so I gave up on the idea.

    But give it a little more time. I'm sure a game, like the one I just vaguely described, will exist before soon.

    1. Re:I've been waiting for this ... by Lonath · · Score: 2

      Yeah, I thought of this a long time ago, also. I'm sure lots of people did. This is one of those areas that makes me wish I could stomach software patents. Just patent all of these really bad ideas "Adverts/virtual buildings tied to real corporations within a virtual environment" and then sue the fuck out of the wankers who try to make advertising so prevalent. Come to think of it, maybe I should think about all of those places that DON'T have advertising now, and then patent the idea of putting an ad into any one of those places. Then sue the fuck out of those lusers who are trying to fill up every iota of space in the world with adverts.

  26. Product Placement by Bytenik · · Score: 2, Informative

    I remember the days when "product placement" meant that products were used as background and filler elements. They were still visible, but they weren't the focus of a scene.

    These days it's blantant and in-your-face. It's disgusting. I already pay to see the movie. Then they show me ads and trailers. And to top it off, I end up watching a 90 minute ad rather than a movie.

    I fully expect to see James Bond drinking a Coke in the upcoming "Buy Another Day" movie. He'll pick up the can, turn to the camera, they'll get a tight zoom on him as he takes a swing and then he'll say something like:

    "The only thing I don't like shaken is my Coke. It's the Real Thing."

    --

    "Scientists prove we were never here."
    -- Devo

    1. Re:Product Placement by Enry · · Score: 2

      Ecch.

      If you read the Fleming novels, Bond drank and moked too much, and was pretty often using amphetamines (speed) to stay awake during various missions.

      I keep saying that Timothy Dalton was actually the most accurate Bond, but he was too accurate. Brosnan comes second, if only for attitude. Connery is third, but only for the first few movies.

      That being said, Dalton sucked on screen and Connery was the best.

  27. New Spinoff - SimProtest by LittleGuy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Let your voice be heard from the comfort of your home. Send a Sim to a major city to protest (War on Iraq, IMF policies, or a hundred other causes), and watch your Sim be peppersprayed and arrested by well-armed SimCops.

    --
    Mod Karma -1: I sed bad wurds. If I cep my mouf shut, I wud be at riyses.
  28. Not satisfied with killing Roy Rogers, huh? by JThaddeus · · Score: 5, Interesting

    A pox on Ronald MacDonald!!

    Actually, my kids have been boycotting MacDonald's since they were in elementary school (they are in high school now). A few years back, MacDonald's bought the failing Hardee's chain in the Washington, DC area. Hardee's also owned the Roy Rogers chain, about the finest fastfood burger joint in town (I fondly remember their "Fixin's Bar" and their fried chicken). MacDonald's then closed both Roy Rogers in our town and would not negotiate with other fastfood franchise for their old buildings. Boston Market tried and failed. Both buildings finally went to sit-down places.

    Anyway, for closing Roys and for denying Boston Market, my kids decided--quite on their own--that they prefered Wendy's and Burger King. We haven't been in a MacDonald's since. This nonesense with Sims tells me that we're not ready to go back.

    Maybe we should add Electronic Arts to our boycott as well!

    --
    "Love is a familiar; Love is a devil: there is no evil angel but Love." --William Shakespeare ('Love's Labors Lost')
    1. Re:Not satisfied with killing Roy Rogers, huh? by Wonko42 · · Score: 3, Insightful
      "Anyway, for closing Roys and for denying Boston Market, my kids decided--quite on their own--that they prefered Wendy's and Burger King. We haven't been in a MacDonald's since. This nonesense with Sims tells me that we're not ready to go back."

      Well thank the good Lord for that! Now that your kids are eating Whoppers and Big Bacon Cheeseburgers instead of Quarter Pounders and Big Macs, they've no doubt postponed their first heart attacks until well into their 30s! Congratulations!

    2. Re:Not satisfied with killing Roy Rogers, huh? by serutan · · Score: 2

      I'm proud to be the parent of a daughter who at age 6 said to my wife and me, when Ronald MacDonald walked up to us in a parade, "Hey, here comes a clown!" She didn't have a clue who the hell he was, and that was just fine with us.

    3. Re:Not satisfied with killing Roy Rogers, huh? by Jhan · · Score: 2

      So, your children will bloat into 200 pound 15-year-olds on Wendy's and Burger King-fare, instead if McDonalds? Good for you! Solidarity, man!

      --

      I choose to remain celibate, like my father and his father before him.

    4. Re:Not satisfied with killing Roy Rogers, huh? by be-fan · · Score: 2

      Actually, Whoppers are perhaps the worst food item on the face of the planet. Something like 40-50 grams of fat per serving! That's more than half your daily allowence!

      --
      A deep unwavering belief is a sure sign you're missing something...
    5. Re:Not satisfied with killing Roy Rogers, huh? by Wonko42 · · Score: 2

      I think the Jack in the Box Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburger has the Whopper beat. Bacon, two layers of cheese, big fat hamburger patty, two more layers of cheese, another hamburger patty, another layer of bacon, and all smothered in ketchup, mustard and mayonnaise. It's the only thing I've ever eaten that smells the same going in as it does coming out. That's not to say it smells bad -- it doesn't -- it's just so greasy that it slips right through the ol' digestive tract. Sure is delicious though.

  29. Wanna know what I think? by ksplatter · · Score: 2

    Who cares about Organizing Sim Protests????? Ohh scary protesters are not going into my FAKE IMAGINARY MC Donalds! Who the Hell cares.
    Games are for DOING stuff that you CAN'T Do. Not for stuff that you are TOO LAZY to do!

    Go buy a real game like Counter Strike
    If your life is that boring that you spend your time protesting at least put your efforts into something useful. Go protest sim Microsoft!

  30. Re: Addendum by futuresheep · · Score: 2

    The monthly fee will $14.95, making it the most expensive online game out there. Mc'Dees is hardly defraying the cost of playing this. I can get ISP service for less than the cost of a game that has already paid for itself many times in the retail sales of the original games and addons.

  31. McDonalds part of society. by jellomizer · · Score: 2, Informative

    You could also think about it this way. McDonalds is a part of the American Landscape. Sure they are advertising for McDonalds in the Sims and McDonalds my be giving them money to do so. But I think the point of the game is to make it seem more realistic. Sure the food will most likely kill us. I dont nessarly like the food. But McDonalds is basicly an American Landmark.

    --
    If something is so important that you feel the need to post it on the internet... It probably isn't that important.
    1. Re:McDonalds part of society. by MyHair · · Score: 2

      You could also think about it this way. McDonalds is a part of the American Landscape.

      So are violent crime, Marlboro billboards and phone sex ads. Should any of those be in Sims, too?

    2. Re:McDonalds part of society. by colmore · · Score: 2

      This really does fit in well with the Sims.

      The Sims reinforces suburban consumerist ideas of the good life. Your characters are happier with higher-paying jobs and more stuff. So bring on the marketing and the product-placement. It's perfectly in line with their philosophy.

      Anyone who actually thinks about the anticorporate position, and doesn't just yell slogans for the fun of it would wonder why this should be a surprise at all in such a game.

      --
      In Capitalist America, bank robs you!
  32. I wonder by hrieke · · Score: 2

    If the game will allow me to play as José Bové?
    Google the name if you don't get the joke.

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  33. Why not go one step further? by Savatte · · Score: 3, Funny

    and have the characters in Sims sit around all day playing sims where their characters protest Mcdonalds?

  34. The Next Logical Level by limekiller4 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I can't wait until they come out with a game in which you take control of a salaryman who plays The Sims.

    Then I wouldn't play that, either.

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    My .02,
    Limekiller
  35. The game is already out by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Protesting by not purchasing fails when you can't find out about the thing you object to until after the purchase.

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    Don't label something "offtopic" unless you know the topic well enough to tell what's on topic.

    1. Re:The game is already out by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 2

      Clue for the hard of thinking: The McDonalds tie came into existence AFTER the game was out.

      --

      Don't label something "offtopic" unless you know the topic well enough to tell what's on topic.

  36. MOD PARENT UP! by FortKnox · · Score: 2

    EXACTLY!

    Open source games? Want to make money? Offer marketing embeded WITHIN the game. It costs more money for your product to have 'good affects', etc. You could make a game, give it away for free AND make money.
    The designers gets paid for his/her efforts.
    The marketing people get tons of exposure for their products.
    The gamer gets a quality game for free.

    Its a win-win-win situation!!

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    Good quote, too many chars. Seriously, the slashdot 120 char limit sucks!
  37. Fast Forward to 2005 by fobbman · · Score: 3, Funny

    Maxis has struck so many deals with corporations that players of The Sims discover that their Sims are being oversaturated with commercialism, thereby causing them to buy a copy of "The Sims for The Sims" so that their Sim Family can get away from it all.

    Marketing genius, I say.

    1. Re:Fast Forward to 2005 by Coke+in+a+Can · · Score: 2, Funny

      Err, go play either Hot Date or Vacation, can't remember which expansion pack it was. Your sims can buy The Sims as gifts for other sims. I've tried it. It doesn't actually improve a sim's fun level, so I guess Maxis has really been working on the realism.

  38. They need to finish it up by r_j_prahad · · Score: 4, Funny

    After all that pigging out at MacDonald's, do your Sims end up weighing a simulated 300 pounds each? Do they get simulated atherosclerosis? Sim diabetes? Sim strokes? Sim food poisoning? Do Sim children come down with simulated ADHD?

    Not entirely accurate then, is it?

    1. Re:They need to finish it up by kalidasa · · Score: 2

      After all that pigging out at MacDonald's, do your Sims end up weighing a simulated 300 pounds each? Do they get simulated atherosclerosis? Sim diabetes? Sim strokes? Sim food poisoning? Do Sim children come down with simulated ADHD? Not entirely accurate then, is it?

      No worse than the borrow-and-spend economics of SimCity, where even a 0.1% raise in taxes will lower your ratings dramatically.

    2. Re:They need to finish it up by carpe_noctem · · Score: 2

      Do Sim children come down with simulated ADHD?
      I think this is pretty much a given. ;]

      --
      "Quoting famous computer scientists out of context is the root of all evil (or at least most of it) in programming." - K
  39. Rational for plaqueing society? by kalidasa · · Score: 3, Funny

    Umm, that's rationale and plague, folks. A plaque is a small sign. Rational means reasonable or relating to reason. A plague is a widespread disease (and metaphorically a lot of something unpleasant). A rationale is an excuse or reason for doing something.

    1. Re:Rational for plaqueing society? by dalassa · · Score: 2

      Plaque is also the stuff on your teeth which McDonalds food can put there. :-)

      --
      Feminism is the radical notion that women are people.
    2. Re:Rational for plaqueing society? by cosyne · · Score: 2

      Plaque is also the nasty stuff that builds up on your teeth and in your arteries (like when you eat the type of diet in question). While it's not usually considered a verb, verbing nouns is not all that unusual around here. The idea of 'plaqueing society' is a bit metaphorical, but not incomprehensible.

      That being said, yes, you're probably right.

  40. does it work though? by ryochiji · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I don't play games (much less Sims) so I don't know, but I wonder how effective "virtual protests" are. One of the things that makes a physical protest effective is that, well, it's physical. If you fill up downtown Washington with people, somebody's bound to notice (even politicians). But when people congregate online, who really notices?

    I also wonder about the effectiveness of email campains (i.e. when we send email to our 'representatives'). I have a feeling that a fax machine spewing messages is a lot more noticeable than a full mailbox.

    So, yeah, it is interesting. But what interests me more is whether or not it works at all.

    1. Re:does it work though? by edrugtrader · · Score: 2, Interesting

      you've obviously never been slashdotted... the person that pays the bandwidth bills is the one that notices when people congregate online.

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      MARIJUANA, SHROOMS, X: ONLINE?! - E
    2. Re:does it work though? by sg3000 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      > One of the things that makes a physical protest
      > effective is that, well, it's physical. If you fill up
      > downtown Washington with people, somebody's
      > bound to notice (even politicians).

      Even a physical protest can be ignored if there's no press. For example, families of the victims of the September 11 attack got together for a protest in D.C. earlier this year, but the march was virtually ignored because Ashcroft chose the exact same time to report on the alleged 'dirty bomb" suspect al Muhajir that they had arrested a month before.

      Or more recently, it's been estimated that close to 100,000 people attended rallies around the country to protest the proposed Iraq Resolution. However, no one in the mainstream media except USA Today (IIRC) bothered to cover it.

      Protests are generally only effective if they get the attention of everyone else via the mainstream press. The on-line protest of McDonalds might get some press once simply because of the novelty of it. But after that, it won't be very effective.

      --
      Insert simplistic political, ideological, or personal proselytization here.
    3. Re:does it work though? by kevlar · · Score: 2

      100,000 people is peanuts compared to the 260M person population of this country. I'm willing to bet that of those 100,000 people, 90,000 of them are out of touch college students who protest everything from Gillette to Starbucks.

    4. Re:does it work though? by delcielo · · Score: 2

      Virtual protesting might not work; but I bet we could find some virtual extremist to firebomb the virtual Mickey D's.

      --
      Hot Damn! It's the Soggy Bottom Boys!
    5. Re:does it work though? by Kashif+Shaikh · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The problem with 'virtual protests' is that you are 'living' in the world of its creators. Meaning, the people who brought you the virtual stuff can take down/modify/etc. content, so that it doesn't harm the company in the end.

      Case in point: game forums. Lot's of people bitch and complain, flame and curse the games they love and hate. It is a protest in that sometimes your voice gets heard(i.e. 3dfx bowed to pressure that Voodoo Rushes were falsly advertised to be as fast as Voodoo Graphics video cards, and many wanted their money back. 3dfx instead replaced their cards and gave 'em Voodoo Graphics).

      But remember this: a company owns the forums and can moderate or completely shut down forums to protect its image. This is what sort of happened with Origin's single-player Ultima game. There were just so many bugs and false promises about this game, that people were literally fscking hounding the game and giving it a very,very bad image(game developers fault btw).

      Before Origin released the game in the UK, it shutdown all forums so that the people overseas don't know how bad the game really was, proving that virtual protests will not work when your enemy is providing the means of the protests.

    6. Re:does it work though? by El · · Score: 2

      All the Portland, Oregon news stations covered the recent protests hear, mostly to report the astonishing news that only one person was arrested (for climbing on the hood of a police car and spitting at cops). Of course, they don't call this the left coast for nothing...

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      "Freedom means freedom for everybody" -- Dick Cheney

    7. Re:does it work though? by ryochiji · · Score: 2
      The problem with 'virtual protests' is that you are 'living' in the world of its creators. Meaning, the people who brought you the virtual stuff can take down/modify/etc. content, so that it doesn't harm the company in the end.

      The problem with 'physical protests' is that you are 'living' in the world of its creators. Meaning, the people who brought you the laws can take down/modify/etc. the laws, so that it doesn't harm the government in the end.

    8. Re:does it work though? by Sentry21 · · Score: 2

      I don't know what your university towns are like, but at UNB, students protesting Starbucks would be like transplant patients refusing invasive surgery.

      The effects would be as self-detrimental too.

      --Dan

  41. Sims as propaganda by dpbsmith · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This brings up an issue I have with simulation games such as The Sims. It does, of course, apply to other games as well, and to many other situations where the viewer or player must distinguish between fantasy and reality.

    Nevertheless: simulation games convey a certain impression of verisimilitude. As you play them, you cannot avoid gaining skill in dealing with the simulated universe, and learning "lessons."

    To the extent that the player preceives the game as authentically realistic, these "lessons" may sneak in past the barriers we've built against other forms of propaganda

    Some are of these lessons are semi-political. And some, it seems, may be product placements.

    For example, in SimCity, as I recall, the citizens clamor for a sports stadium and it is very important to the success of your city that you build one (at the right time, of course).

    Did the creators of the game base this on actual data about the economic effects of sports stadiums on cities? (Unlikely). Or were they just building in a plausible and entertaining set of game rules? (Probably). Or... were they carrying water for some group that was trying to get a stadium built? (No, I don't really think so--but the possibility exists). Similarly, is the behavior of SimCity residents with respect to tax rates an authentic simulation, artistic guesswork--or a political agenda?

    Of course these problems exist with all games, and to some extent it's an issue of developing antibodies against the newer games. There's no real danger that I will speculate in Atlantic City properties just Monopoly has given me the illusion that I understand how to do it.

    Still...

  42. Big picture by felis_panthera · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I've seen a lot of /.ers already talking about not buying the game, not playing the game, etc. The problem I have with this philosophy is that it's like wrapping your face in a towel, figuring that if the problem sees that you can't see it, it won't be able to see you, and will therefore go away. THIS DOESN'T WORK.

    The problem is not the people worried about advertising in games. The problem is that this could open up a Pandora's Box of other companies buying advertising time inside games.

    "You have cleard the 13th level of monsters, through this door is the Ultimate Evil, all you must do is cross this threshold and defeat him... But first, here's a word from our sponsors..."

    I already do everything in my power to eliminate my exposure to mind numbing advertising. If it starts getting put into video games, I won't be able to go for popcorn until the previews start, or to go grab a snack until my show comes back on.

    Of course, it's just my opinion.

    --

    The chains are broken
    Loki is free
    Ragnarok is at hand...
    1. Re:Big picture by NineNine · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I've seen a lot of /.ers already talking about not buying the game, not playing the game, etc. The problem I have with this philosophy is that it's like wrapping your face in a towel, figuring that if the problem sees that you can't see it, it won't be able to see you, and will therefore go away. THIS DOESN'T WORK

      Well, what does work, Mr. Wizard?

      Call me nuts, but I'd think that a company seeing a significant drop in sales would take a step back and ask themselves, "Dear sweet christ on a pony!! Why has revenue dropped through the floor? We're all gonna get fired and live on the streets and forced to kill and eat each other! aaahh!". Well, maybe it wouldn't go quite like that, but what effects a company more than profits? Since companies exist to make profits, what could be more effective? Don't like it, don't buy it. If you want to go a step further and tell them why, even better.

    2. Re:Big picture by be-fan · · Score: 2

      Not everything is a right, and not everything has to be spelled out in the constitution. The first thing you don't realize is that it's not fully under your control. The majority of users out there don't care (because they're stupid and don't know any better, not because they don't mind the advertising) so you not buying the game isn't going to accomplish anything. Given that, it is entirely within your rights as a consumer of a product to complain about certain aspects of that product in order to get them changed. If developers can fill their products with garbage, I can certainly bitch at them for it! There is your third thing!

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      A deep unwavering belief is a sure sign you're missing something...
    3. Re:Big picture by be-fan · · Score: 2

      The sad fact is that the majority probably does hate the McDonald reference, but puts up with it anyway. Do you realize the huge, enormous number of Windows users that detest all the crap sitting in their system tray popping up at them at random times? Do you think they keep quiet because they like those interruptions, or because they're so programmed into believing that computer companies are monolithic entities that you cannot appeal to? Notice the difference in people's behavior when dealing with a small, local shop and a large corporation. With the small shop, the feel like they can change things. If the service isn't up to standards, they'll complain quite loudly. With a large corporation, they get this feeling that they're irrelevent, and no amount of customer feedback will do any good. Thus, they'll bend over and take everything the company wants to give them.

      PS> A personal "fuck you" goes out to RealPlayer for starting all this system tray non-sense. I remember back when I got Windows 95, there was not a single program that auto-started and clogged up my system tray with useless junk. Then, RealPlayer (4.x or 5.x I think) came and started it, and now we've gotten to the point where AIM will autostart with several glaring Windows and adds on your desktop.

      --
      A deep unwavering belief is a sure sign you're missing something...
    4. Re:Big picture by NineNine · · Score: 2

      Well, not buying a product, and suggesting to others not to buy a product, or even organizing a boycott is *the* most effective way to make your voice heard within a company. Period. Companies exist to make profits, so if they make less profit, they're gonna listen (or they're gonna die, which happens under bad management). I see not buying a product (and organizing and/or educating others) as the worst thing you can do to a company. If you're just mildly annoyed, then continue to use the product, and tell the company that unless they change, you're not gonna buy any more. But keep in mind that they know that you're a consumer who's not upset enough to stop using the product, so they take suggestions from current consumers with a grain of salt. "Well, he says he's pissed, but he keeps buying, so how pissed can he really be? It's cheaper to not do anything, and they'll keep buying anyway, so let's not change." So, here's my suggestions:

      mildly annoyed: Ask the company to change.

      pretty damn annoyed: Ask the company to change or they'll lose your business.

      pissed off at them or their product: Don't buy it.

      Think their product is pure evil: Don't buy, and tell others not to buy.

    5. Re:Big picture by Tokerat · · Score: 3, Insightful


      Wrapping a towel around your head and hoping the problem goes away will not work, ever.

      However, not purchasing a video game due to intrusive advertising will work. The ads alone won't pay the bills, so I doubt the company will go that route again. Besides, what advertiser would want to have their ad be the one that pops up and annoys the crap out of some poor gamer? Or, better yet, what advertiser will want to buy ad space once they see that no one buys a game loaded with ads?

      Non-intrusive advertising is fine. "Oh, here's a McDonalds in The Sims Online, neato. BTW, your monthly subscription fee is so conviniently low now because McDonalds pays for part of it." If a game brought me to the last level and showed me an ad before allowing me to fight the final boss or what have you, I would return it to the store. If the store wouldnt take it, I'd mail it back the manufacturer with a note demanding a refund. (Well, I'd probably call them first...)

      I dont' think that game developers themselves would like a game with intrusive ads like that in it, and therefore realize it wouldnt' entertain their customers much, either.

      (Just you wait, Sims online will get rid of the McDonalds thing, and the price will climb up. And everyone will complain about the high price. Be careful what you wish, you just might get it.)

      --
      CAn'T CompreHend SARcaSm?
    6. Re:Big picture by be-fan · · Score: 2

      I never said people hate McDonald's. I said that people would hate having a McDonald's commercial in their game. Very different beast. As for your "whiney bullshit" stuff, your idea is just a byproduct of an overly simplistic thought process.

      1) People, when given the appropriate environment, do have fairly high standards for service quality.
      2) People are intimidated by large corporations, to the point where that intimidation overrides their desire for quality.
      3) There is a minority out there not indimidated by corporations, who are fully willing to boycott products that they don't like.

      In the context of the above three statements, the "whinney bullshit" looks very different. Instead of complaining because the majority wants something they do not, the minority is complaining about something nobody wants, but something that the majority is too intimidated/lazy/etc to reject outright. Given the lassitude of the majority, there is nothing else the minority can do but to speak out against the product, hoping to find another way to convince the company to change its practices. Further, your last sentence becomes very different. It's not just the scared/lazy people who deserve it that get stuck with bad products, it's the vocal minority as well.

      --
      A deep unwavering belief is a sure sign you're missing something...
    7. Re:Big picture by be-fan · · Score: 2

      You might try to get a refund when you don't like a product, but most people don't. People put up with substandard quality all the time. For example, the cable company in our area has some seriously atrocious service. There are alternatives, thanks to deregulation, but do you think that consumers go to all the trouble needed to subscribe to one of the small alternative providers? No. They stick with the status quo.

      --
      A deep unwavering belief is a sure sign you're missing something...
  43. Improves what stats? by _xeno_ · · Score: 4, Informative
    Unless the Sims Online is adding a bunch of stats to the Sims that weren't in the original game that I admittedly don't play anymore, your stats are mostly things like exaustion, hunger, etc. Eating a Big Mac probably satisifies a Sim's "hunger" stat and maybe even makes the Sim happier.

    Admittably, I don't know exactly what stats a Sims Online Sim has. So this is also half a question - what stats does it improve? I'd imagine that it isn't something stupid like eating a Big Mac improves your charisma, intelligence, and strength - it just satisfies a Sim's hunger (and increases the Bathroom need). Which makes an amount of sense - eating a Big Mac in real life is usually done to satisfy hunger. There are plenty of other people here to make fun of McD's crappy food, so I'll let 'em do it.

    (Anyone else think McDonalds fries are crap? America's favorite fries? I'd hope not...)

    --
    You are in a maze of twisty little relative jumps, all alike.
    1. Re:Improves what stats? by Peyna · · Score: 2
      "America's favorite fries?"

      I think its a misnomer. Probably most consumed fries, but that doesn't translate into 'favorite'.

      --
      What?
    2. Re:Improves what stats? by Arker · · Score: 2

      I did read the article, and it's essentially as you said. The effects will be to hunger and cool. The hunger part I can see, I eat McDonalds food sometimes myself, but cool? Please, that's just silly.

      Anyway, I think what people are upset about, at least the ones that wrote the article, is more the notion this will be a slippery slope, that if EA doesn't experience a huge backlash 'product placement' will become the fixture in the gaming world it already is in Hollywood. That would suck enourmously.

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    3. Re:Improves what stats? by Robotech_Master · · Score: 2

      Um, there's no such stat as "cool". ITYM "fun"?

      At any rate, McDonald's commercials are always trying to paint them as a "fun" place to eat, so I can sort of see them asking for that.

      --
      Editor Emeritus and Senior Writer, TeleRead.org
    4. Re:Improves what stats? by Martin+S. · · Score: 2

      (Anyone else think McDonalds fries are crap?

      Yep, they don't taste of real potatoes bcause they are made from industrial starch not potatoes. The McNuggets are made using 'bleached beef' (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UT F-8&q=bleached+beef&btnG=Google+Search). .

  44. Don't forget to add... by Shalome · · Score: 2

    Don't forget to add code that makes the characters get acne and greasy hair, gain inordinate amounts of weight, and eventually die from throttled arteries!

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  45. How about.... by Patman · · Score: 4, Insightful
    ...the radical techniques of 'not buying the add-on', 'ignoring the option', or 'finding something else to do with your time'.


    I am constantly amazed by the stuff people will get their panties in a bunch over.

  46. simPETA is right behind them... by Future+Linux-Guru · · Score: 4, Funny

    Kiosk owners will find one of the business challenges is dealing with virtual nuts who form sit downs and disrupt the business for no good reason at all.

    Maybe the owners will get to own virtual bazookas that fire burger patties...

  47. Maxis? by silvakow · · Score: 2

    Wow, and for a minute there I thought "Maxis" had something to do with what women wear a few days a month. After reading a post further down, I realized you weren't talking about making a maxi pad wet with coffee ...

    --
    In the long run, we're all dead.
  48. Oy! by Thud457 · · Score: 5, Funny

    The dining Austrailian philosopher's problem : seven software developers at a table and only one bottle opener!

    --

    the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

  49. get a life! by peter303 · · Score: 2

    Stop worrying about politically correct video games. there aremore important this to do.

  50. We need to put things into perspective here. by antis0c · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's been reported that eating virtual McDonald's hamburgers will positively affect your "Fun" and "Hunger" game stats. But what if you're a vegetarian? What if you're an eco-activist? What if you think it's more Fun dining at Biff's Family Restaurant? Although the game hasn't hit the stores yet, the free public beta is open. The time to act is now. Log in, Revolutionary, and fight the good fight:

    What. The. Hell.

    Seriously. What if you're a vegetarian? What?? Ok. I'm morally opposed to murdering people, but I don't have a problem with Quake 3, GTA3, Hitman 2, Dead to Rights. Heck I even enjoy playing those games. Why? It's a damn video game, and it's not real.

    With EA touting such egalitarian rhetoric, it follows to reason that freedom of speech is as alive in The Sims Online as it is in the real world. Test this theory by standing up and shouting for what you believe in, my Revolutionaries! If the thought of being force-fed Big Macs makes you sick, you'd better start giving this advertising model a serious case of indigestion.

    Alright. First off it says you have the option of opening up a McDonalds. Let me guess to, you also have the option of eating at said McDonalds. Seems like real life to me. No where does it say you have to open a McDonalds and have to eat at them. McDonalds just happens to be the only company EA made a deal with to use their image in the game. I wouldn't be surprised if in future Sim games we see Burger King, Chick-Fil-A, TGI Fridays, Bennigans, all those places. So what the hell is the problem?

    And dare I say it, some people like McDonalds. I like the occastional French Fry from McDonalds or the occastional Quarter Pounder with cheese. I don't live off the stuff, I don't consider it high quality food. It's funny how these guys go on to say how we all hate McDonalds, and how we all 'know' McDonalds food is terrible, yet somehow, McDonalds continues to be the worlds largest fast food chain.

    Then we get the people who believe McDonalds and other fast food places are the cause of obsesity in the world. I'm no underwear model myself, but seriously, Ronald McDonald didn't come to my house and force feed me Big Macs until I couldn't see my feet anymore. There are no bad foods, there are only food abuses. But I digress. The point is, it's a video game people. A video game simulating every day life. McDonalds for many people, is a part of every day life. So are other things. I don't think EA can afford to pay all the popular fast food places to use their likeness in the game, nor do they have the time to program the game to handle them all.

    Seriously. Repeat after me. It's a video game, it's not real.

    --

    ..There's a-dooin's a-transpirin'
    1. Re:We need to put things into perspective here. by antis0c · · Score: 2

      One more thing too. Given everything said above, of course you have the freedom to protest it in the game if you'd like, just like I have the freedom to call your protest stupid and then march my SimFatAss into the SimMcDonalds and eat myself a dozen SimEggMcMuffins, but I'm not going to shed a tear about it.

      --

      ..There's a-dooin's a-transpirin'
    2. Re:We need to put things into perspective here. by scot4875 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yes, it's a video game, but I think you're missing the point.

      I, for one, play games mostly to get away from real life for a little bit. Part of the fun of immersing myself in a different world is that I get away from all the goddamn commercialism of US culture. Everywhere I go I'm bombarded with ads designed to mislead me into giving someone my money. It disgusts me.

      Now, if I were a Sims player, I'd enjoy the fact that you get to play in a small utopia with none of that crap. But when McDonalds invades *that* world too, it'd just ruin the atmosphere. Once again, I'm reminded that I can't escape the megacorps and their relentless marketing teams.

      The day I run across an American fast food chain store on Tallon IV is the day I give up video games for good...

      --Jeremy

      --
      Jesus was a liberal
  51. A fun experiment... by goldenfield · · Score: 2

    Would be to track the credit cards of people that protest the Virtual McDonalds, and see if they ever eat at the REAL McDonalds. Then send them a letter:

    Dear hypocrite:

    We see you protested our Virtual McDonalds, then went and gourged on a Big Mac. Please cease and desist your bitching and moaning. That is all

    1. Re:A fun experiment... by caluml · · Score: 2

      A fun experiment... Would be to track the credit cards of people that protest the Virtual McDonalds...

      Hey, er, yes, I think this will work - come on all you Slashdotters moaning about this - email me your credit card details, and, er, I'll be sure to forward them on to evil.tracking.system@macdonalds.com so they can pounce should you ever buy any merchandise from one of their shops with the same credit card.
      No, really, I think it's a good idea, and it'd really work - do it....

  52. Art Imitates Life... by quakeslut · · Score: 5, Informative

    The author of the article wants you to take a stance against the integration of games and advertising by protesting in the online world.

    Can anything make less truth?

    Let's be honest: it follows logically that there would be a plethera of McDonalds in a simulation of America, because America really is over-run with fast-food resturants, advertisements, endorsements and the associated garbage.

    Do you really want to make a change? Then follow these rules:
    1) Don't protest within the Sim World.
    This won't get you anywhere. In fact, you may wind up wasting more of your time away playing...

    2) Don't support this game.
    This isn't the first game to include coroprate advertising, but it has reached a new (sickening) level. SPEAK WITH YOUR DOLLARS: don't buy this game!!

    3) Boycot McDonalds.
    The fast-food industry's move to tie fast-food to children at an early age is well known, (they even admit it theirselves), but you don't have to stand for it. Do you REALLY want to protest? Take it to the streets in front of a real McDonalds. Talk to families... educate them.

    4) Begin a letter writing campaign to EA.
    Write it out by hand. Sign your name. Tell them that you refuse to buy their games until they change their policies regarding advertising. They'll get the message.

    5) Support Ad-Busters.
    If you don't have the time or energy to do these things yourself, then support those individuals and organizations that do. I'm not affiliated with them, but Ad-Busters (aka: the Media Corporation [Canada]) is great. You should support them.

    1. Re:Art Imitates Life... by NickFusion · · Score: 2

      In reference to adbusters, check out: Food Fight

      In reference to eating well:
      __________________________________________________

      NickFusion's Red Lentil Soup (Damn Tasy, & Healthy, too!)

      1.5 Quarts Veg/Free-Range Chicken Broth

      5 Cups Organic Red Lentils

      2 Cups Organic Split Peas

      1 Large Organic Yellow Onion, Diced

      (Optional) 1 lb Free-Range Chicken Sausage

      __________________________________________________

      Put Broth, Lentils & Split Peas in large Soup Pot (4 Qt)

      Bring to low boil, reduce heat to simmer (lowest heat, no more boiling)

      Sautee onions until translucent (30%) & dump into pot

      If sausage is in skin, remove from skin. Pan fry, break into bitesize morsels. Dump into pot.

      Cook for about an hour, until the split peas are soft & tasty.

      Salt & Pepper to taste.

      You could also add Cumin, Paprika, Cayenne Pepper.

      The measurements are approximate, and some people will want thicker or thinner soup.

      Just keep adding water and/or broth until you like it. Soup gets thicker as it cooks.

      Approximate cost: $10.00

      Approximate # of servings: 18-32

      __________________________________________________

      Make it Sunday night, eat it all week long

      (Freeze the extra for later!)

      --
      What were you expecting?
  53. Joshua says by agentZ · · Score: 3, Insightful

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

    Would you like to play a nice game of chess?

  54. GTA3 + The Sims = SimActivist? by omnipotus · · Score: 5, Funny

    New from Rockstar Games: SimActivist

    From the streets of the WTO riots in Seattle to the steps of World Bank in Washington, D.C., your job is to stop globalization where ever it raises its ugly capitalist head. Guide your SimActivist through multiple venues of anarchaic protests! Pickup adhoc weapons of the street like chain-link fences and road signs, or show up to rally with an arsenal of homemade fireworks.

    Invoke your right to civil disobedience, buy SimActivist today!

    --
    "You can't dissect him, predict him, which of course means he's not a lunatic at all."
    1. Re:GTA3 + The Sims = SimActivist? by smack_attack · · Score: 2

      State of Emergency. It royally sucked too, even on a shoot-em-up/rack up body counts level of entertainment.

    2. Re:GTA3 + The Sims = SimActivist? by joshua404 · · Score: 2
      New from Rockstar Games: SimActivist From the streets of the WTO riots in Seattle to the steps of World Bank in Washington, D.C., your job is to stop globalization where ever it raises its ugly capitalist head. Guide your SimActivist through multiple venues of anarchaic protests! Pickup adhoc weapons of the street like chain-link fences and road signs, or show up to rally with an arsenal of homemade fireworks.

      Apparently you're not aware of the Rockstar produced game called State of Emergency, where this is precisely what the objectives are.

  55. Related News: Check out this EQ2 press release! by Maul · · Score: 5, Funny

    11/18/2002
    Sony/Verant has announced their partnership with several companies to produce an extensive sponsorship program in their upcoming online RPG, EverQuest 2.

    Players will now be able to interact with several name brands they can associate with in the World of Norrath.

    Verant has released a preliminary list of the new features of EQ2 as follows:

    All armor will be replaced with namebrand apparel. All towns in EQ2 will have an OLD NAVY store instead of local merchants, where players will be able to buy normal clothes. Additionally, apparel designed by several top fasion designers will appear in the game. Only the most uber players will be able to obtain Versace threads.

    PEPSI products have replaced the mundane food and water of EQ1. Players will have to go to the in-game KFC, Taco Bell, or Pizza Hut locations to refill on rations. The in-game stores will also provide Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, and Mountain Dew rather than normal water.

    Players can now earn extra experience by slaying monsters with brandname weapons.
    There will be a distinct advantage using a CRAFTSMAN Power-Sword Deluxe, rather than a regular sword.

    "We feel that these imrpovements add to the game," said a Verant spokesman. "In EQ1, players had a hard time identifing with the normal items in the game. In EQ2 we are bringing players into a world that is full of the brand names they can identify with. We hope to promote a lifestyle where players can consume high quality goods from companies like OLD NAVY, PEPSICO, and many others both online AND offline!"

    EverQuest 2 is slated for release for fall of next year. Players will certainly be pleased to pay the full MSRP of $60.00 for the game on top of the monthy $17.99 fee with such improvements.

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    "You spoony bard!" -Tellah

  56. Re:Naked Ultima? by stratjakt · · Score: 2, Funny

    >> What exactly was Ultima Online's 1997 naked riot?

    I wondered too.

    I've seen ultima fans and find the concept disturbs me greatly.

    This is a mental image I didn't need, though I imagine conceding anything to get even a half dozen UO players to put their pants back on.

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  57. Something to chew on..... by poetry_in_gasoline · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It is to be noted that McDonald's profits have dropped from 12 billion pounds (24 billion American) to 7 billion pounds (14 billion american) worldwide this past year. Activists and protesters are considering this a good sign and it shows that "McFilth" is becoming less popular. I think MCDonalds is becoming concerned, thus the reason for advertising in this unusual way. Will it help McDonalds? Probobly not. But if the players of The Sims decide to raise a stink, then the developers will take a second look at what companies they want to be asociated with.

  58. I can see where this is going... by angst_ridden_hipster · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... it's going for Sim Realism.

    Players who have Sim Protests will get their machines Sim Wiretapped.

    Sim players who organize the protests of McVomit's will get slapped with Sim Product Libel suits.

    Players who have too many Sim House Parties will be Sim Evicted from the Sim Neighborhood.

    Players who set up affairs on Sim Hot Date will be Sim Sued for Sim Alienation of Affection.

    Player who have too many Sim Vacations will be Sim Fired from their jobs for Sim Absenteeism.

    Players who go on Sim Safari will get Sim Blood thrown on them by Sim PETA Protestors.

    Then it'll get even worse:

    The people who play "Crush, Crumble & Chomp" with their Sim world will get sent to the Sim Guantanamo Bay for Sim terrorism.

    Players who allow the "incorrect" pairings on Sim Hot Date will be Sim Damned.

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  59. slashdotting != protest by ryochiji · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I dont' think slashdotting really counts as a form of protest. In fact, if we slashdot with the intention of protesting, that might be considered a DoS attack.
    Besides, even slashdotting doesn't get noticed by anyone other than slashdotters and the victim... So it really isn't nearly as noticeable as a physical crowd (even when the number of peope involved is fairly significant).

    1. Re:slashdotting != protest by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 2

      Protesting and stopping traffic downtown is a DoS attack on the transportation system, but it's protected under the Constitution as a peaceable assembly.

      I'll let the sub-posters draw conclusions..

    2. Re:slashdotting != protest by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 2

      yeah, because the apartment is private property and unwelcome entry on private property is trespassing. The street, parks, etc. are public property.

  60. You are asimilated by oliverthered · · Score: 2

    If you spend more than 20% of your free time doing any of the following, constider yourself dead.

    Eating ready meals, Junk food, Going out to resterants etc... Eating food that isn't and crafted and loveling shared.

    Playing computer games.... (Trolling excluded!)

    Watching T.V, Movies, Sports

    Working (i.e. working out of hours).

    Sitting on your ass and doingh nothing except breathing and listening to music.

    Shopping in general

    Shopping online is twice as bad.

    Reading gossip and lifestyle mags.

    Following fassion.

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  61. ... Naked riot? :D by Theaetetus · · Score: 3, Funny
    History has shown gamers that online protest can result in positive change, as exemplified in Ultima Online's 1997 naked riot demanding bug fixes and server upgrades.

    Naked... riot...

    Um, anyone have screenshots?

    -T

  62. Mickey D's Strikes Back by UberOogie · · Score: 3, Funny
    McExec: We're getting some bad press about sponsoring the Sims game. What can we do?

    McExecWithAClue: Quick! Post the story to Slashdot. That will take care of that protest site. Mu-ha-ha.

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  63. Kill the employees by mblase · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's fun and easy to kill your Sims. Make your point by targetting the corporate employees specifically.

  64. Enough with the "recession" nonsense! by GMontag · · Score: 2

    My word! If our leasure society has now "advanced" to where some no longer have enough real issues to protest, now they are staging virtual protests against virtual foodstuffs.

    sigh...

  65. many of you are missing the point by dandelion_wine · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It was pointed out much earlier but basically ignored so I'll restate. This is not simply insertion of some McD visuals into the game. It's building in reward (and by lack of rewarded behaviour, punishment) in a game that simulates modern life. I'm glad the article was posted here because until then I didn't really get the objection. Yeah, more product placement. Whatever. I don't play that Sim stuff, myself. But consider the (probably) hundreds of hours spent in the game where players take seriously the rewards and punishments dished out within. Don't bother just dissing that expenditure of time. Instead -- try understanding the effects! If we get influenced by a brief flash of one brand or another in a film (and the stats say we do), then how much more real-world influence comes when you condition behaviours to those products over hundreds of hours? Also, the article's point about the absence of an ability to protest something that IS protested in the real world makes sense to me. Only because it's a virtual community -- real people interacting. All of you would get in an uproar if they started some heavy censorship on slashdot, yet it's not the "real world" by any stretch. But silencing dissent on another virtual community -- the Sims -- is ok? For a community (slashdot) devoted to stretching our brains a little, let's question a few assumptions, people! All you guys do is dis!

  66. The original article is located here-- by tony_ratboy · · Score: 2, Informative

    http://shift.com/content/web/425/1.html

  67. In other news... by RiscIt · · Score: 4, Funny

    In other new, cases of carpel tunnel syndrome are on the rise as millions of online participants move their Sims avatar back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, and so on, in virtual picket lines

  68. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 3, Funny

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  69. I pity you. by RatBastard · · Score: 3, Informative

    I really do. I don't pay money to have ads shived down my throat. I don't like product placement in my movies, TV shows or games. Maybe it comes from living in a place where billboards are BANNED and I can actually see the world around me. Or maybe it's because I do not being treated as little more than a consumer whore bred to feed the machines.

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  70. So what? by tswinzig · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Protesting by not purchasing fails when you can't find out about the thing you object to until after the purchase.

    Yeah, well it's $10 a month for Sims Online, where the protests are supposed to be happening. These people could get a (real, not sim) life, and stop shelling out $10 a month.

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  71. Re:I understand playing a relaxing game occasional by raduga · · Score: 2
    But, if you are this concerned about your SIMS stats, maybe you need to quit watching simulated people with lives and get one yourself.

    Might want to quit posting slashtrolls that simulate your having real-world karma, and instead go out and do something with it?

    No... I suspect you don't.

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  72. This is fun! by jordanda · · Score: 4, Insightful

    All you people who are saying, "If this bothers you then get a life." are missing a major point. Protesting in a virtual enviroment is fun! McDonalds has become a player in the game and players are treating it the same way they treat monsters in other games, as a villain.

    I think this is a really significant case study in how people behave in virtual enviroments. There are people in the Sims Online who are protesting McDonalds who never would in real life. People are expressing their feelings about McDonalds that they never could in real life due to pesky laws about vandalism and such.

  73. Virtual Sim Protest by toby360 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Step One:
    Create a lareg "sims" family and purchase a plot of sim land
    Step Two:
    Create a square house with no windows, no doors and a television facing a wall thats turned on so the family can never sleep. Contact EA and eplain that your holding a family hostage in your sim-house and are protesting their McDonalds add-in.
    Step Three:
    ???????
    Step Four:
    Profit~!

  74. Missing the point. by RatBastard · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Many of you are missing the point. The point is that if this goes over and no one objects then soon all of our games will be stuffed with ads and product placements. Do yuo really want to be killing imps in Nike shoes? Nazi soldiers lobbing grenades painted like Pepsi cans? Imperial storm troopers in Tommy Hifliger (SP?) pants? Penguins in Victoria's Secret lingerie (wait, I retract that last one, some of you might!)?

    At what point do we say enough is enough? Are we so inundated by advertisements that we can't even see them anymore?

    Where I live billboards are banned. They do not exist. Every time I go to California I am reminded of the unholy blight those damned things are. Games have been one of teh few types of entertainment I've been able to get away from the pervasive flood of advertisements and I'm resentful that these people are trying to take that away from me.

    To those of you willing to put up with ads to keep the cost down I ask this: How far are you willing to let them go? Do any of you rememebr the album bu Zig Zig Sputnik (sp?) with commercials between the tracks? Is that what you want the world to be reduced to: every possible medium to be exploited by advertising? How much spam would you be willing to put up with to keep the cost of your email down?

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    1. Re:Missing the point. by orkysoft · · Score: 2
      Nazi soldiers lobbing grenades painted like Pepsi cans?

      And those would be sponsored by... Coca Cola?

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      I suffer from attention surplus disorder.
  75. McDonald's Griefers by Robotech_Master · · Score: 2

    So, essentially, this writer is advocating becoming a griefer player simply because a real-life restaurant he doesn't like is showing up in the game. Even though he seems to have his tongue firmly planted in his cheek, it's still annoying.

    Fortunately, TSO home owners have methods of dealing with griefers.

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  76. Dudes, the games is called "The Sims" by binaryDigit · · Score: 3, Insightful

    People are getting upset because the game (which is supposed to simulate "real" life, sorta) is becoming more real by having corporate presences? Just imagine how up in arms people would be if some group wanted to protest the game because it depicted sex acts ("there is just no need for such things to be in a game, it cheapens it and you never know where it's going to lead. Next thing you know they'll be having Sim kids and worse Sim Abortions, STOP THE KILLING OF UNBORN SIMS") followed of course by ("My Bits, My Choice!")

  77. i'm in the beta by psiflare · · Score: 2, Informative

    well i'm in the beta, and so far at least there are no mcdonalds anything. i suppose they're working on it, but since they're getting paid extra for it i would think they'd have put it in by now. the high end computers are intel pentiums, though.

  78. Article is a little incorrect by slideshot · · Score: 2, Informative

    The article notes that this McDonald's object is currently in the public beta. I played the beta last night, and unless they have placed a patch in today, the McDonald's kiosk is still not in the game yet. So no real point in protesting, yet. Of course, they haven't put in any of the job modules either. So my Sim goes around and plays carnival games in order to make money for his home. He also basically lives and sleeps in the house next door which is owned by my friend. Talk about replicating real life . . .

  79. Re:I understand playing a relaxing game occasional by mhesseltine · · Score: 2

    Man, if I wasn't stuck at work on my lunch reading and posting this, I might have been offended.

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  80. In other news: by Dark+Lord+Seth · · Score: 2

    EA and McD sign another secret contract of which the contents are still unknown. Several minutes later, 80% of the playerbase of "The Sims: Online" was wiped and banned due to an "unfortunate accident". Film at 11.

  81. Needed: a "fat" mod by Animats · · Score: 2

    Now we need a "fat" mod to the Sims, so that eating at McDonald's makes them fatter, slower, less socially successful, and less employable.

  82. From someone in the current Sims Online Beta by cln · · Score: 4, Informative

    Actually, this is kinda a bogus story. While they may have the branding setup to appear in the game somewhere, its not there now. EA also got in a deal with Intel to brand them in the game, which IS there now. When a sim turns on a computer, the Pentium 4 logo shows on the sims computer for a moment, then it goes to him doing whatever. Gee, this sure influences me to get a P4. ;)

    Even if this DOES show up in game its not going to be any different than the current hotdog stand thats there now. A sim could buy one of these and then run it charging the visitors for food to up their Food motive. Thats it. The Food motive that you have to watch can also be satisified by, a sim cooking you food, the grill, a couple different buffet tables, a vending machine, and the before mentioned hotdog stand. So whats the big deal?

  83. Now that is truly stupid by uncoveror · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Sims protests against imaginary McDonalds kiosks? I have to run up the B.S. flag over this one! Why not put your energies into protesting real injustice in the real world. If you have a problem with McDonalds, don't eat there, and encourage your friends not to, either. Here are some sites.

    http://www.angelfire.com/pa/McCracker/
    http://www.openhere.com/life/activism/anti-corpora tion/mcdonalds/
    http://www.communityfood.com/dir-cache/Society/Act ivism/Anti-Corporation/McDonalds/

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  84. Effective Protesting by AllDewedUp · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So people are protesting EA's "selling out" of The Sims by... playing The Sims. Sounds effective.

  85. That's not ther point by mikey504 · · Score: 2

    The Sims series has always been an impressive piece of work. Evolutionary computing is a powerful tool, and you can learn about it in part by playing the game. It's a great way for kids (and adults) to learn a little about computers and also how nature works.

    So if a corporation can pony up some $$$ and perturb the rules in order to favor a particular outcome (buying hamburgers == good && selling hamburgers == better) then the value of the game as is reduced from both an entertainment and from a learning standpoint.

    I don't think the rules should be tweaked for anything unless it is absolutely necessary to make the game playable, and corporate sponsorship has to be the worst reason to do it.

  86. Prefixes? by Hormonal · · Score: 2
    I just want to know what these comestibles are going to be called?

    Does a Sim walk into a SimMcDonalds, order a 9-piece Chicken SimMcNugget (SimChicken McNugget? Wait, that's what they are now.) meal, and then SimShit his/her SimBrains out 1 SimHour later?

  87. Hmmm... by Fizzlewhiff · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I wonder how many people would have complained if they had chosen Hooters with their busty waitresses over McD's?

    In some games, product placement provides added realism. I think McD's and Sims is a good mix. If it were McD's and Star Wars Galaxies I could see a reason to complain.

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  88. Sims protests not really going to work... by Mantrid · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Not that this issue is important in any way - but given the nature of how Sims Online is going to be structured, online protests aren't going to matter.

    Each user will control their own area. If you're annoying them or their guests they'll kick you and possibly ban you.

    There is no account banning as I understand it - you'll just keep getting banned by various people if you're annoying enough...I suppose in theory eventually you'll have no where to go but your own area.

    But really the only story here is that there are people out there that find this something worth getting upset over...

  89. The Most Important Issue Of Our Times by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    That The Sims would have a McDonalds in the Sims world is an absolutely abhorrent thing! The damage that it does to our children and our society, not to mention our lawns and bandwidth, is totally unacceptable. Something must be done!

    That the U.S. might become an aggressor nation and attack a weak and irrelevant country like Iraq means nothing compared to this. The assault on privacy rights due to Ashcroft and his Homeland Security Act pales in comparison to the horror of a McDonalds in the Sims. Corporate corruption, billions of dollars being stolen from U.S. citizens, Dick Cheney's complicity in the Halliburton affair, the torturing of prisoners of war in a U.S. run prison camp in Cuba - Yawn! Only a moron would waste his time protesting about such trivial and meaningless issues.

    NO MCDONALDS IN THE SIMS!

  90. Why complain now when Pepsi is already there. by bons · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's probably been mentioned, but the Pepsi machine, complete with Pepsi products is already in the game. Why are you getting all upset now?

  91. They DID tell everyone about McD AND INTEL! by Blackwulf · · Score: 2

    They announced the McDonalds advertising several months ago when the deal was struck.

    They also announced that you can buy INTEL computers in the same vein that you can buy McDonalds hamburgers. Computers powered by Intel processors give you better stats as well.

    Perhaps we should also boycott them for advertising Intel?

  92. It's not as bad as y'all think. by Blackwulf · · Score: 4, Informative

    Since I was in the playtest of the game, I can safely say the following things about this.

    I never saw a McDonalds kiosk anywhere I played. The deal was announced several months ago, and I saw it in the game, but it was too expensive for me to put in my house.

    There ARE other places to eat. You don't have to eat at the McDonalds, and you don't have to put one on your property. A generic buffet table is just as good and much cheaper.

    INTEL IS DOING THE SAME THING. You can buy a computer with Intel Inside and it gives you much better stats than a lower-end computer. Your "fun" goes up quicker when you play games on it and your "Logic" goes up quicker when you're studying on it.

    So, if you're gonna go after McDonalds for being available, might as well go after Intel for the very same reasons.

  93. This is brilliant.! by HughsOnFirst · · Score: 2

    I think this is a hook to make the Sims more interesting.

    My kids just get them to fall asleep while cooking and set themselves on
    fire, which isn't nearly as subversive as this.

    Most of these games bore me out of my mind, but this sounds like fun.
    Organize communist cells, spy on each other, denunciations.

    Man those guys at E.A. are brilliant.

    1. Re:This is brilliant.! by HughsOnFirst · · Score: 2

      I was thinking more of the McCarthy eraHouse Un-American Activities Committee (HUAC) , or the FBI's COINTELPRO
      Of course the entertainment industry selling out it's artists, to gain favors from the government and the government breaking the law to in order to uphold the law is realy a 50's and 60's thing, and went out with the Nixon administration, right ?

  94. Uh, hello?!? Ads in games isn't new by Torgo's+Pizza · · Score: 4, Insightful
    In case you haven't noticed, ads in video games or video games serving as advertisments isn't a new thing. This has been going on for nearly 20 years.

    To the Chicken Littles on this issue, where were you when ads were placed in Pole Position? Where's the outrage in the fact that Gran Turismo is simply a advertising tool of auto manufacturers? Where are the boycotts of 7-Up for creating the Spot game? Should I stop buying Madden 2K3 because both John Madden and the NFL endorses the product? Should I protest that Tony Hawk 4 features brand name skateboards and products?

    I don't see anyone complaining that some video games use cheat codes of brand name products. Has the gaming experience diminished from having "Winners don't do drugs" on arcade games? Seriously, has all this really tarnished your video game experience? The reality is that most of you don't even give all the product placements that are already inside the game a second thought.

  95. Re:Upon closer inspection.... by unicron · · Score: 2

    You just basically posted that you misuse your moderation points, which with one email is rectafied. You're new at this whole stalking thing, aren't you?

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  96. Of Course Eating McDonalds increases your stats! by Prien715 · · Score: 4, Funny

    To prove this, I began eating nothing but McDonald's food for the past month. And had an increase in many statistics!
    * Weight -- I went from weighing a pittly 175 to weighing a healthy 350! That's a stat increase of 200% go McDonalds!
    * Running time -- Before I began the all McDonalds diet, I could run a mile in 6 minutes. The McDonalds diet increased my running time by well over 20 minutes!
    * Cholesterol -- Eating McDonalds food dramatically increases your cholesterol intake!

    So, for any of those nay-sayers, I think I have proven beyond a reasonable doubt that McDonalds food does INDEED increase your stats!

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  97. You and every other game designer by spun · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I had this idea, too. Role playing in a modern world, with a sci-fi twist. Make money selling billboard space in-game with links to the web. Have clothes and accessories from major labels. Let people buy real world items in game, make the manufacturers pay for the privelege. Best thing is, you won't need to hire as many artists: the manufacturers would have to create their own graphics, then pay you to put them in the game!

    I talked with some of my friends in the gaming business. This is a common train of thought these days.

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  98. Aren't movie games already ads??? by samdu · · Score: 2

    You made thecomment about Stormtrooperd in Hilfinger, but you've missed your own point. If we say away with the ads in games what you'd get would be:

    Generic space game (Star Wars is a cash cow, wouldn't want the evil Lucasfilm corporation or Fox to tarnish the purity of our space gaming!).

    Can't license real players or equipment for sports games, either, so no Madden, NFL2Kx or NBA2Kx.

    The Gran Turismo series would not have "real" cars or accurate tracks or the accurate advertising on said cars and tracks. Nope. Fantasy cars and tracks only and plain walls. No Enkei wheels either.

    GTA Vice City would have to drop those '80s songs as well. All new generic music to set the tone for a decade.

    Advertising and tie-ins actually accentuate the realism in certain games. There has been advertising in games for a while now. This smells of issues with McDonalds (and maybe globilization) than with advertising in games. If that's true, then the protestors don't have a chance of making any difference because a) there simply aren't enough of them and b) IT'S VIRTUAL!!!! No one's going to notice a few crackpots whining in an online game (that apparently they bought and pay for anyway - you have to be in the game to protest the Mickey D's in the game - bizarre).

    1. Re:Aren't movie games already ads??? by Belgand · · Score: 2

      These are completely different in so many ways it almost makes me feel physical pain.

      Essentially the point in those games is to add to the experience in some way. People want to imagine themselves piloting beating the hell out of Ewoks, playing as their favorite sports players or teams, driving accurate cars on the same tracks they've seen before, and hearing "Billie Jean" on the radio and remembering when Michael Jackson was black. These are all fantasy situations where realism helps to extend the fantasy by adding realistic or familiar elements aiding the suspension of disbelief.

      The Sims is about fantasy real life though. The world is made uncomforably real by the addition of these things. Instead of helping to suspend disbelief we recall the last time we ate a greasy, disgusting (why do they have to put ketchup and mustard on burgers by default? It's like enabling messenger to auto by default... who would really do that normally?) food product. Hell... maybe you like them, but do you want your Sim to be able to do the exact same things you could be doing right now? Probably not. You want your sim to be getting into interesting and exotic situations far away from reality. By incorporating reality you destroy part of the illusion that they're doing something fun and make them a reflection of yourself... not the fantasy you, but the real you.

      So on one hand advertisements and licensing can benefit games by adding reality to a fantastic situation more firmly cementing you in the fantasy. On the other hand it can detract from the fantasy by reminding you of reality. Compare what Kubrick did in "2001" (paying to use PanAm and other current brands to lend realism) to product placement in "Die Another Day" where the companies pay to plug products and remove the fantastic into the realm of the mundane.

  99. Re:Improves what stats? [the FRIES] by caveat · · Score: 2

    Anyone else think McDonalds fries are crap?

    no, actually i *know* they aren't crap. they're Sysco natural-casing shoestring-cut 100% idaho fries (yes, sysco is mcDs supplier) - really a very high quality product. and i happen to think mdDs fries are the greatest ever, bit i don't go for big meaty steak fries...i LIKE small crunchy greasy salty potato sticks, withOUT that hideous coatink BK uses. wendy's area touchthick, but otherwise OK. Checkers fries *0wn*, but they're spiced so they're in a whole 'nother category.

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  100. NOT that simple by Mitreya · · Score: 2, Informative
    I am pretty sure that this has been discussed on slashdot and elsewhere. This story is not as simple as you think... see this link. A judge is often (if not always) a more qualified and objective party when any of us.

    McDonalds maintained an *unsually* high temperature for optimal coffee taste that could (and did) cause third degree burns. Other vendors maintain *lower* temperature, that can still cause burns but not to such great extent.

  101. This is what happens when Grimace and DonaldTrump by vandelais · · Score: 2

    meet behind closed doors.

    "You're quiet. I like that."

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  102. Re:Uh, hello?!? Ads in games isn't new by forkboy · · Score: 2

    Yeah, but you're forgetting that it's hip to hate McDonalds. It makes people feel better about themselves to protest a virtual fast food restaurant, thus placating their instinct to look out for the welfare of others (or their guilty conscience) without actually having to get off their fat asses and protest something that matters. (like war, big oil, insurance and pharmaceutical company abuse of the poor and elderly, racial profiling, or excessing imprisonment of drug law violators)

    In other words, welcome to middle class america, where people need to feel righteous without actually standing for something.

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  103. But what I'm wondering by inkswamp · · Score: 2

    I'm wondering if it's possible in The Sims to create a character who protests McDonalds without the mandatory stick shoved sideways up the sim's ass. I like playing these characters because they seem to have lots of time on their hands and they never seem to need jobs. On top of that, they seem to have no problem with the hygiene rating being persistently low. That's great, but the stick thing poses quite a problem. Does anyone have any hacks or mods to The Sims that would allow this or is this simply too unrealistic for me to expect?

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  104. Don't protest... by Vegan+Pagan · · Score: 2

    Vote with your dollars!

  105. Want to know how to protest it? by WiggyWack · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Here's an idea... Don't play the game. Nothing speaks louder than your wallet.

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