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jeepliberty writes "Was I the only one to feel like I was "taken" by the latest Spielberg mini-series? It concluded last night on the SciFi channel. It started out great. The first five episodes were excellent. Then like milk on the counter, it started going sour. My sister is a writer and after she sees a movie she always picks it apart for continuity, character development and plot. I always tell here "Get a life. It's just a movie." Well after I saw the 7th installment, I started picking up my sister's habits and began picking it apart. "Taken" seems to have taken a little bit from "Firestarter", "E.T.", "Sphere" and quite a few others."

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  1. Spielberg Over the Hill? by SteweyGriffin · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I can't help but feel, along with many others, that Spielberg's time to shine has come and gone.

    It seems each movie gets a bit more out far-fetched and unbelievable with the years. He's even using the latest "fad" actors in his films rather than tried and true classic screensmen.

    Anyone else think his time is over? I mean, A.I. was supposed to be a masterpiece, but all it was was simply two or three hours of some annoying "Sixth Sense" ghost boy trying to find his mom.

    1. Re:Spielberg Over the Hill? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's importent to note, though, that Spielberg neither wrote nor directed "Taken", so it's unfair to impress any blame upon him for it's quality or lack thereof.

      I realize that for years movie fans will be citing "Taken" as evidence of Spielberg's supposed senility, but all he did was stick his name on it and aquire money. "Taken" really isn't his fault.

    2. Re:Spielberg Over the Hill? by garcia · · Score: 3, Interesting

      AI really wasn't *his* movie to begin w/. It definitly was a Kubrik film.

      I am actually currently watching the Taken marathon. I don't think it is his greatest work but it is definitly good. Entertaining for sure.

      I guess I will be able to draw better conclusions once it's over. Currently they are in the early 80's (1980).

      I think you guys look for way too much.

    3. Re:Spielberg Over the Hill? by fredrikj · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Yeah, A.I. wasn't too brilliant. Minority Report, on the other hand, was awesome.

    4. Re:Spielberg Over the Hill? by VoidEngineer · · Score: 1

      I bet he looks at demographics data alot, and that a lot of his story telling is based on Neilson ratings and so forth. A story which a Nerd finds interesting is different than a story which a Non-Nerd finds interesting.

      Well, at least he's not playing 'in-crowd' and is giving new actors chances to work with folks who've been in the industry for awhile.

      But yeah, his credits will be rolling before long.

    5. Re:Spielberg Over the Hill? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Um, hello. If he puts his name on it, it's his "fault." He would certainly be willing to take any credit you're willing to dish out.

      Same deal with Tom Clancy putting his name on the covers of those awful Op-Center hack jobs. When you sell your own good name down the river, it's time to step aside.

    6. Re:Spielberg Over the Hill? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for the flame, I'll treasure it always.

      As another poster in this thread noted, I doubt Spielberg even knows what "Taken" is. Had he written or directed or played any part larger than having his name on the production, I would worry about his skill, but he didn't, so I remain anticipating "Catch Me If You Can" with baited breath.

      You can't pass judgement on a man's skills based on something that he used none of those skills to create.

    7. Re:Spielberg Over the Hill? by xagon7 · · Score: 1

      AI was a masterpiece..

      Spielberg was almost flawless in his execution of Kubrik's ideas... the shot look just as if they had been taken striaght out of a Fubrick film, except for the "moon" baloon and the very ending. I thought it was a piece of cinematic history in another filmmaker staying true to a passed director.

    8. Re:Spielberg Over the Hill? by jcostom · · Score: 2, Offtopic
      Yeah, AI was Kubriks, and the Kubrik parts were good

      It was vintage Kubrik. It would have been a better film if it had ended 30 minutes earlier. He never could end a movie!

      We meet an alien race that is smart enough to figure out how to resurrect the dead, but isn't quite smart enough to figure out how to do it for more than one day. That's the most ridiculous thing I've heard.

      Here's the ending I proposed: Next to last shot - aliens flying over the frozen Manhattan. Last shot - cyberboy frozen in the block of ice staring at the blue fairy. Credits. Much better ending.

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    9. Re:Spielberg Over the Hill? by spazoid12 · · Score: 1

      maybe not his skills... but I agree with the idea that if you sell your name for a thing, and it sucks, then there is a big reflection on yourself.

      I'll bet most people don't stop to give it a fart's second to wonder about Spielberg's true involvement. You said yourself "I doubt..." which implies a certain lack of hard fact. So, the name being attached might as well mean (in practical terms) that he wrote, directed, produced, and everything. I suppose, if he's happy collecting some name-usage royalties, or whatever. Fine, more power to him. But, without actually thinking about it, the assumption that comes most easily to mind is: "he's past his prime and producing nothing but good-looking garbage".

      That's different than passing judgement. That's a quicky gut reaction- the stuff that people say at lunch and parties. The stuff that happens way more regularly than actual judgement and probably starts to affect bottom line earlier and with greater impact.

    10. Re:Spielberg Over the Hill? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Have you ever seen a Kubrick film? I would suggest you sit down for a recent run through of Bladerunner, watch AI, and then report back.

      Kubrick's vision is dark and slightly surreal.If you wanted to put him in a camp he would be alongside the European science fiction community.

      Spielberg ALWAYS finds the upside, as he did with AI, is happy go lucky, shoots a clean crisp world, and seems to always find a convenient conclusion. The shark always gets nailed in the last scene.

      -rt

    11. Re:Spielberg Over the Hill? by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 5, Informative

      We meet an alien race that is smart enough to figure out how to resurrect the dead, but isn't quite smart enough to figure out how to do it for more than one day. That's the most ridiculous thing I've heard.

      It's ridiculous because you completely misunderstood it. They weren't aliens. They were highly sophisticated mecha. Humans became extinct in the 2,000 year interval, but mecha survived and evolved by reproducing themselves. The "aliens" you see are the end result of 2,000 years of mecha evolution.

      And they didn't resurrect the dead. They initially told David that they would be unable to resurrect his mother because they lacked her DNA, but when Teddy presented the hairs, they had to improvise. "Give him what he wants," said the narrator. They created, out of David's memories, an image of his mother, and let him interact with her for one day. Why only one day? Because they wanted to give David a sense of peace before euthanizing him.

      See, the key to understanding this movie is to know that the human characters were all selfish and cruel-- intentionally or otherwise-- and that the mecha characters were all innocent and pure. David, especially, had to be innocent; he was programmed to be. The uber-mecha were the culmination of this: they were supremely innocent, supremely kind, supremely compassionate. When they found this primitive mecha under the ice, they recognized him for what he was. They knew that he was capable of feeling, but not of learning or growing. So they did what the humans, in their arrogance, could not. They destroyed him.

      Last shot - cyberboy frozen in the block of ice staring at the blue fairy. Credits. Much better ending.

      Sorry, but I disagree. The existing ending is overwhelmingly powerful, if one understands it.

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    12. Re:Spielberg Over the Hill? by secolactico · · Score: 1

      I guess there's no accounting for taste...

      Minority Report had great effects, so did "The One". They were both rehashes of "The Matrix" and they both had more plotholes than you can shake a cheese grater at, and the both had endings sooo corny that everyone left the theater groaning.

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    13. Re:Spielberg Over the Hill? by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 2

      its the stuff Spielberg added that made AI horrible

      I don't know about that. Try reading this for my opinion on the whole matter.

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    14. Re:Spielberg Over the Hill? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ridley Scott directed Bladerunner, not Stanley Kubrick. If you're going to insult the man, do it properly.
      Stanley Kubrick directed 2001, The Shining, Dr. Strangelove, Eyes Wide Shut, Full Metal Jacket, the original Lolita, and many others, none of which were Bladerunner.

    15. Re:Spielberg Over the Hill? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm the original poster who said kubriks parts were good and spielberg ruined it.. i sorta lied.. because I like the movie. But I can see why people didnt... Either way, I liked it although I did not understand the true meaning of the ending, which you explained.. thank you. Now I can appreciate it a lot more.

    16. Re:Spielberg Over the Hill? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't remember a lot of extra-dimensional travel (The One) or precognative law enforcement (Minority Report) in The Matrix.

      Since The Matrix came out, it's like everyone forgot that there were movies before it and that The Matrix itself is largely derivative (though still being one of the better films in my collection). Just because a film has action and guns in it doesn't make it a ripoff of The Matrix.

      I can't wait for The Two Towers on Wednesday, too bad it's a ripoff of The Matrix.

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    17. Re:Spielberg Over the Hill? by cicatrix1 · · Score: 1, Offtopic

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    18. Re:Spielberg Over the Hill? by iomud · · Score: 2

      It's obvious the "Aliens" at the end were mecha, look at the logo of the company that creates David. It's blatantly foreshadowed several times and at three different points in the movie that the company vision of the future was right in the logo. I have to dissagree with the ending though, the one more day with Mom thing just felt out of place. Weaksauce.

    19. Re:Spielberg Over the Hill? by LMCBoy · · Score: 1

      Thank you for the insights into the ending of AI. I had also thought it should have ended earlier, but I think you're really onto something here. Great analysis, can't wait to see it again now!

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    20. Re:Spielberg Over the Hill? by haggar · · Score: 2

      Excellent analysis. Actually, in an ideal world, this should be a normal interpretation, but seeing as how many empty heads have judged the movie, your writeup is outstanding.

      Interesting how on Slashdot most people feel compelled to parrot what they perceive as the "common wisdom", without investing a second of their time in forming their own (supposedly intelligent) opinion.

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    21. Re:Spielberg Over the Hill? by doggo · · Score: 1

      To continue the dairy analogy: Minority Report is Cheez Whiz, and AI an imported Stilton. Minority Report appeals to the unsophisticated gee-whiz-flashing-lights-pretty-colors-action movie crowd, and AI to the give-me-a-story-and-some-concepts-with-my-gee-whiz -flashing-lights-and-pretty-colors movie crowd. Both are cheese. Both will give you the runs if you're lactose intolerant. Either one's better when it sits on a Ritz.

    22. Re:Spielberg Over the Hill? by John+Miles · · Score: 2

      I made the same mistake ("aliens? WTF?!?") the first time I saw AI.

      If there's a time on every project schedule to shoot the engineer, and a time on every movie schedule to shoot the director, there was DEFINITELY an overlooked time on AI at which the VFX lead should have been shot. Those future-mecha models made Jar Jar Binks look like something from a lost da Vinci sketch. My opinion of the film improved immeasurably when someone clued me in that the "aliens" were descendents of the mecha.

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    23. Re:Spielberg Over the Hill? by puetzk · · Score: 1

      wow, I too had missed this interpretation... and it makes the ending so much better. Damned movies that do have endings that bad, that made me miss what this one really was.

      Well, if nothing else, he clearly failed to get most of us to understand the ending ;-)

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    24. Re:Spielberg Over the Hill? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, the original Lolita *was* Bladerunner, I'm sure of it.

    25. Re:Spielberg Over the Hill? by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Great analysis. I also believe that A.I. is a vastly underrated and misunderstood movie.

      So they did what the humans, in their arrogance, could not. They destroyed him.

      This is not quite accurate. The humans did recognize that he was not capable of growing and/or learning, which is why they stated early on that these models, once imprinted, would have to be destroyed and couldn't be given to another owner. That's why the mother sent him off in the first place.

      Other than that, I completely agree with you. That's the most interesting thing about the movie: it demonstrates that to be truly human requires all the negative traits, as well as the positive ones. They only built mecha with the positive traits, which meant they would never be fully human.

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    26. Re:Spielberg Over the Hill? by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Oh, something else I forgot to mention. It's arguable whether at the end of the uber-mechas destroyed him, or whether he simply committed suicide by going to "sleep". The latter might be more likely since he appeared to voluntarily close his eyes. Of course, the uber-mechas may have known that by fulfilling his quest, that would cause him to turn off.

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    27. Re:Spielberg Over the Hill? by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I've expanded these ideas a bit in a journal article, here. Give it a read, tell me what you think.

      Slashdot really needs a feature for sending private messages.

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    28. Re:Spielberg Over the Hill? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ridley Scott directed Bladerunner, not Stanley Kubrick. If you're going to insult the man, do it properly.
      Stanley Kubrick directed 2001, The Shining, Dr. Strangelove, Eyes Wide Shut, Full Metal Jacket, the original Lolita, and many others, none of which were Bladerunner.


      a clockwork orange comes to mind.

    29. Re:Spielberg Over the Hill? by Anenga · · Score: 2

      Thanks for writing that.

      I have been wearly of closed minded people not seeing the ending for what it is. The ending made you think, if it weren't there and if David was left in the water, then the ending and the feeling you have after watching it would of been very empty.

    30. Re:Spielberg Over the Hill? by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It's arguable whether at the end of the uber-mechas destroyed him, or whether he simply committed suicide by going to "sleep".

      I don't believe David could have committed suicide. He wasn't programmed to. The fact that he was limited by his programming is sort of central to the whole movie. If he had been able to "turn himself off," then why couldn't he also have been able to stop loving Monica? The fact that David could never, ever transcend, could never become "a real boy," is critical to the story. His killing himself would have been an act of transcendence, and I think it would have taken away from the internal integrity of the story.

      That's why I stick to the uber-mecha euthanasia interpretation.

      (Do check out my latest journal entry for more on this subject. Plug, plug.)

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    31. Re:Spielberg Over the Hill? by LUN!X · · Score: 1

      heh. i remember a fantastic game called "the Dig" that had a similar premise, sort of. Basically, there're these life crystals that can revive the dead for a short time, and they eat your soul (or something). yeah, kinda hazy, but it was incredibly addictive for a week back in the 90's.. i don't think it's ridiculous at all. You want ridiculous? Check out the Osbournes.
      -1 off topic. mod self down.

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    32. Re:Spielberg Over the Hill? by Atropos7 · · Score: 1

      Read your jouranl article, but your take on the mecha in the end is interesting. I understood the mecha that spoke to David about bringing his mother back differently than you did apparently.

      I forget the exact words, but the mecha mentioned that while they could ressurrect people from the past, that due to the nature of the universe, the did not live longer than a day. Maybe that in itself was over a lot of people's heads as much as the highly elvoved mecha were. Think of it this way - if you assume that each human is not defined by their physical presence in this universe, but by their informational presence - and that once this information is freed from the physical manifiestation, you can't really bring it back exactly the way it was before (a kind of entropy thing.)

      Of course, I imagine if you try explainging this to anybody they'll probably assume thats why zombies crave brains or something as equally as silly as missing the highly evolved mecha.

    33. Re:Spielberg Over the Hill? by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 2

      Well, if nothing else, he clearly failed to get most of us to understand the ending ;-)

      Oh, that's no crime. Hardly anybody understands 2001, right? Besides, a teacher of mine once said, "Great art is always subject to a variety of interpretations."

      (I wrote more about this in my journal. Check it out, won't you?)

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    34. Re:Spielberg Over the Hill? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ok if they were mecha, why were they excavating the ice? they (or their predecessors) would have lived through the human extinction. they should have some records of what happened.

    35. Re:Spielberg Over the Hill? by xagon7 · · Score: 0

      Dumbass... Bladerunner is NOT a Kubrick film...

      How about you set YOUR ignorant ass on the couch and watch Clockwork Orange, Full Metal Jacket, The Shining, and 2001 and then watch AI and report back.

      Bladerunner is a Ridley Scott film.

      For More Ridley Scott check out the original Alien, Gladiator, GI Jana, White Squall, Legend, Thelma & Louise and more.

      OK now, do you like your foot rare or WELL FUCKIN DONE?

    36. Re:Spielberg Over the Hill? by snowlick · · Score: 1

      They were looking for human artifacts, I assume. Probably early mecha.

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    37. Re:Spielberg Over the Hill? by Com2Kid · · Score: 1
      • My opinion of the film improved immeasurably when someone clued me in that the "aliens" were descendents of the mecha.


      Which sounds like absolute non-sense, there is no evidence at all that this is the case, and had Mecha's been around and that evolved they could have saved humanity long ago if they had that much interest in them. Unless they did not develope that interest until much later on.

      Hmm, anybody have a copy of the original book at hand? ^_^
    38. Re:Spielberg Over the Hill? by xagon7 · · Score: 1

      O yeah.. you ever see Schindler's List?.. damn now THAT was a happy go lucky movie....moron.

    39. Re:Spielberg Over the Hill? by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 3, Insightful

      ok if they were mecha, why were they excavating the ice?

      "This machine was trapped under the wreckage before the freezing. Therefore these robots are originals. They knew living people."

      Same reason we excavate: to learn about the past. Records, even when they exist, can be incomplete. Mecha knowledge of the old cities was sketchy even in David's time-- remember Gigolo Joe's comment about "Man-hattan?"-- and would certainly not have been filled in any during the intervening years.

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    40. Re:Spielberg Over the Hill? by Darwiniac · · Score: 1

      It's been a while since I saw A.I., but I find problems with your interpretation. I got two main problems with it... 1. Why did they first suggest that his mother couldn't be recovered without DNA? Why not just go right ahead with their compassionate deception? Even if that was some sort of test to see if he could get over the loss of his mom then why add the qualifier about only giving him one day with her? If they were planning to euthanize him as he slept contentedly in her arms then why detract from the joy of his time with her by adding the additional stress of knowing he only had one day? 2. This may seem like Trekkie-style technical bickering, but why wouldn't the advanced mecha's just upgrade him (sorta like what happened to Vger in Star Trek 1)? Suggesting that he can't be upgraded would seem to violate the whole conceptual idea of artificial intelligences. Heck, even if they couldn't upgrade him you'd think they could just download his program and the mom simulation until they figured out how. If Moore's law held all that time they probably could run his program on their wristwatches. Ok , so they didn't have wristwatches. To me AI was a vehicle for exploring the depths and desperation of a child's love for their parent. In that way it really complemented E.T. which Spielberg suggested was about his parents divorce. For some reason I found ET uplifiting and touching and AI remarkably sad.

    41. Re:Spielberg Over the Hill? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's my better ending: Mom takes kid into woods and leaves him there. Roll credits.

    42. Re:Spielberg Over the Hill? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't be stupid. The writers weren't tech people they were writers. They have limitations and you don't need every "intellegent" path solved. You're probably the type of guy who trys to tell people what to do during a movie BUT their characters in a movie they can't hear you.

    43. Re:Spielberg Over the Hill? by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 3, Interesting

      1. Why did they first suggest that his mother couldn't be recovered without DNA?

      Remember that when they first found David under the ice, one of the mecha did something to him. He placed his hand over David's forehead. At this point the movie cuts to an oversaturated scene set in David's house, where he talks to the Blue Fairy. "And what, after all this time, have you come to ask me?" she asks. "Please make me a real boy, so my Mommy will love me and let me stay with her," he says. "David, I will do anything that is possible," says the Blue Fairy, "but I cannot make you a real boy."

      David then asks where he is. "We read your mind, and it's all here," says the Blue Fairy. "There's nothing too small that you didn't store for us to remember. We so want you to be happy. You are so important to us, David. You are unique in all the world."

      So there's a really critical point here. Earlier, the mecha said, "This machine [meaning the amphibicopter] was trapped under the wreckage before the freezing. Therefore, these robots are originals. They knew living people." The mecha value David for his memories. They have a very selfish reason to keep him around. Humans in the same situation would have kept David alive simply for his archaeological value. The mecha, however, make a different choice.

      Then David asks, "Will Mommy be coming home soon?" The Blue Fairy replies, "David, she can never come home because 2,000 years have passed, and she is no longer living." That's when Teddy shows the hairs to the David. David holds the hairs out to the Blue Fairy and says, forcefully, "Now you can bring her back, can't you." The movie cuts to a shot of the mecha narrator, who pauses for the briefest of moments. In a resigned voice, he says, "Give him what he wants." It is in this moment that the narrator has accepted that David can never be happy as long as he exists. Programmed only to love, and only to love Monica, any continued existence for him would be filled with misery. The narrator then make the only truly selfless and compassionate choice of any character in the movie: to give David the illusion of a day with his mother, and then to end him.

      Hair-- not hair follicles, but just hair-- has no DNA in it. It would not be possible to reconstruct a person in any physical sense from just cut hair. But the mecha had David's memories-- "There's nothing too small that you didn't store for us to remember"-- and could give him peace. If the illusion had lasted for more than a single day, David might have begun to doubt. So the mecha limited the time arbitrarily, and at the end of that one day, they euthanized David.

      This may seem like Trekkie-style technical bickering, but why wouldn't the advanced mecha's just upgrade him

      Because the fundamental conceit of the film is that David cannot transcend himself. Human beings can transcend: they can change, grow, evolve. But David, as a robot, could have no character arc. Bolting on an upgrade would have been as cheap an ending as turning David into a real boy would have been.

      For some reason I found ET uplifiting and touching and AI remarkably sad.

      AI was remarkably sad. A younger filmmaker, I think, couldn't have made that movie. At the risk of sounding melodramatic, AI is definitely from Spielberg's post-Schindler period.

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    44. Re:Spielberg Over the Hill? by harryk · · Score: 1

      you are incorrect about the ending. Indeed the mecha or alien (i was pretty sure it was alien) did create life out of the dna for the period of one day.. it was a lack of completeness that made her last for only one day, cloning apparently still hasn't been solved. at anyrate, the mecha/alien did not destroy cyberboy, he distinctly states that he goes to sleep, and ultimately turns himself off. if it were the otherway around, surely they would have destroyed teddy as well. i felt more compassion and remorse for teddy than I did for the boy, he atleast got to live his dream, teddy on the other hand was forced to live in solitude. awake for eternity. i think teddy had more emotion that the AI Boy ever did.. much better character harryk

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    45. Re:Spielberg Over the Hill? by outsider007 · · Score: 3, Insightful


      Interesting how on Slashdot most people feel compelled to parrot what they perceive as the "common wisdom", without investing a second of their time in forming their own (supposedly intelligent) opinion.
      </complaint>

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      also interesting is how people feel compelled to call someone a parrot for agreeing with the majority
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    46. Re:Spielberg Over the Hill? by perljon · · Score: 2

      Just because AI doesn't make sense, and you have to fill in the gaps, doesn't make it a soffisticated film.

      It's kind of like in Psychology 101. In an expirement, an instructor asked a group of human lab rats to do some tedious task (like watch AI or something). One group of subjects was given $50 to do the task, and the other group recieved no money.

      The group that was given money complained about the task and said it was tedious, and they didn't like doing it. The second group said the task was enjoyable and reported they like doing it. It's kind of like AI. You watch it, and it sucks bad, but then you add value to it (like the subjects added value to the tedious task) because people a) want to feel things they do are worthwhile b) there is no b.

      AI sucked and it was way too long, and there were way too many plot twists that didn't make any sense, no matter how long you sit around and analyze it.

      Second point. Because the plot of a movie is fairly simple to follow (and I know some people who didn't get Minority Report, so it's not that simple) and a story is entertaining to the masses and the film looks good doesn't make it crap. Actually, it makes it a classic. If you look at some American book classics, like the works of Mark Twain (Huck Finn, etc.) or to kill a mockinbird, they are also simple plotted, entertaining, and fun to read. However, they are still important to the development of the culture and literary classics.

      Therefore, Minority Report is a great flick and worthy of 'Classic' consideration. AI sucked, and if you have to read a book to understand a movie, it's no good.

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    47. Re:Spielberg Over the Hill? by tempestdata · · Score: 1

      I disagree.. David did infact attempt to commit a form of suicide. Or atleast attempt to run away from the world in some way.
      I'm not sure what other interpretation could be given to the scene where David pushes himself off the building and into the ocean letting himself sink. He may have known he wouldn't die out of being in the water, but he definitely didn't think he'd find the truth fairy in there. He had simply given up, and thrown himself into the water to end it.. whatever 'it' means.

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    48. Re:Spielberg Over the Hill? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I don't believe David could have committed suicide. He wasn't programmed to. The fact that he was limited by his programming is sort of central to the whole movie. If he had been able to "turn himself off," then why couldn't he also have been able to stop loving Monica? The fact that David could never, ever transcend, could never become "a real boy," is critical to the story. His killing himself would have been an act of transcendence, and I think it would have taken away from the internal integrity of the story.

      You forget that when David came face to face with the other David, he destroyed it and threw himself off the tower. He was trying to end the pain of knowing that he was not unique and that his Mommy would never miss him as long as she could simply by another David.

      Plus, Dr. Hobby's goal was to create a mecha who could grow. A mecha of a "qualitatively different order." Hobby thought that through love, the robot could achieve dreams and self motivation. Given the climate in which he built David, you could argue that none of the other robot children ever progressed as far as David. They were all destroyed for one reason or another.

      That is why the uber-mechas were so interested in David. Hobby was right, and David had within him the means to be human. He simply needed to be loved back.

    49. Re:Spielberg Over the Hill? by Mike+McCune · · Score: 1
      Yeah, Spielberg is laughing all the way to the bank. According to SciWire, Taken got HUGE ratings. It help the SciFi channel take the top rating for a basic cable channel for the first time in it's 10 year history. Taken was watched by over 23 million people and got a 4.1 average rating. This pulled the SciFi channel up to a 2.8 rating.


      It obviously appealed to a lot of people who normally wouldn't watch SciFi.

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    50. Re:Spielberg Over the Hill? by Darwiniac · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the recap. I know I'm walking a fine line here in arguing technical merits vs the writer's intent, but as far as the use of the hair for DNA I think most viewers (and writers) assume that their is usable DNA in hair. If they had wanted to clearly communicate that the mechas were just appeasing David then they would have had Teddy save a piece of her dress or a picture or something.

      As for the one day thing that still doesn't make sense if they planned to kill him as he slept the first night. There still is no reason for him to need to know that it would only last a day.

      I honestly can't remember if the narrator indicated that David dies or not. I certianly don't remember them saying they killed him and I don't think all this stuff about the mecha's judging his limitations and euthanizing him is necessary to the main theme of the film. The message wasn't so cryptic, it was quite simple- the first AI with real emotions will undoubtedly suffer in a world of humans that don't accept their validity. I don't think a happy ending, even having David become a real boy (in the upgraded sense) would have detracted from that.

      I used to have a method for getting As in english, literature, and a couple film courses I took. I would look at a simple story and then come up with some BS interpretation about how everything was symbology and metaphor. The more whacked out it sounded the better the grade.

    51. Re:Spielberg Over the Hill? by nrjyzerbuny · · Score: 1

      If you look at the advanced mecha, and at the statues that were around the offices of the mecha production and design company (I don't remember the name), they look the same. It was this that convinced me after someone told me.

    52. Re:Spielberg Over the Hill? by miu · · Score: 1
      Yeah, A.I. wasn't too brilliant. Minority Report, on the other hand, was awesome.

      The story of A.I. is much like the best stories by Phil K. Dick, philosophical, but not heavy-handed.

      Minority report is one of PKDs concept stories. Take a "what if..." and run with it. Entertaining, but the surface is pretty much all there is to it.

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    53. Re:Spielberg Over the Hill? by geekoid · · Score: 2

      OK, that makes 2 of us who understood the ending ;)

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    54. Re:Spielberg Over the Hill? by JebusIsLord · · Score: 2

      Actually what I hated about this film was how Spielburg, in his pandering way, decided he needed to take a Kubrick ending and dumb it down with a voiceover narative explaining every damn thing happening on the screen. ARGH! I think it could have been so much better if he'd left the ending open to interpretation! I almost always feel my intelligence has been insulted at the end of a spielburg film (or in Jurrasic park, where it was insulted repeatedly throughout the whole movie.)

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    55. Re:Spielberg Over the Hill? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok...you pulled that out of your ass.

    56. Re:Spielberg Over the Hill? by AliasMoze · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Your assessment is just plain false. First, Spielberg only fleshed out the story, and the overall structure is what most people had a problem with. This is the man, Spielberg, who has made two truly bad movies in his career -- 1941 and A.I. Sure, some weren't masterpieces, maybe overly sentimental, but Spielberg is the most consistent director, well, pretty much in the history of cinema. That's to say nothing of the fact that Kubrick tried and failed to make the story work for twenty years and asked Spielberg to direct (which he turned down). In other words, Stanely never got the story right, and Spielberg did it as a friend's dieing wish.

      Now, A.I. is a failure. It's slow. It's "out there". It's hard to believe. The story is self-indulgent, and the ending is ambiguous. It sounds like...a Kubrik movie!

      I, yes, work in the industry. It's true that Spielberg, like many producers, has his share of failures. But he is, matter of fact, extremely involved in his projects. He's the hardest working guy out there, a force of nature. But with all the failures, what's made Spielberg one of the most powerful when in the business, is his unequalled success rate. Look up his producing credits on IMDB. "Unequalled success" isn't just an figure of speech with him. It's a fact.

      OK. I have no idea how good Taken is, because I've not had time to watch it, but I wanted to deflate these weird false assumptions people have about Spielberg. It's like, "Spielberg ruined what would otherwise have been a Kubrick masterpiece, like Eyes Wide Shut," or, "Taken is bad because of Spielberg, but he had nothing to do with it." What a load.

    57. Re:Spielberg Over the Hill? by Hast · · Score: 2

      I remember reading this point before, probably in the last article about Taken. And I have to say that it makes the ending a lot better. (I also took the Aliens route when I saw it.)

      I think that the reason I (and many others) didn't catch it was that I absolutely hated the entire movie. I get really annoyed when script writers can't be bothered to keep their universe intact for 2 hours. In AI one of the first problems like this was that when David ate all the food dropped on his mainboard. (Which engineeer would be so incredibly stupid to design a mecha like that? If you are going to have a mouth than either put a bag on other end or a pipe which leads anything through the body.) And he short ciruited.

      Later in the movie David falls into a swimming pool. Apparently he has his mouth closed because as if by magic no water comes in to short circuit him this time.

      Besides that the movie was dripping with poor attempts of pathos. "Ooooh loooook, poor David, the humans are so mean to him. Don't you feel sad for him?" No, I personally felt like I wanted a big bat and 5 minutes alone with Spielberg and whoever was around him at the time of production.

      Part of the problem is most likely that I'm a big Kubrick fan. I couldn't help but thinking, "What if Kubrick had made this?". When I got to the end of the movie I didn't try to solve the aliens-mecha puzzle. I wanted the movie to /end/. And since the movie hadn't given me any reason to think for over 2 hours (Infact, I had been punished for doing it previously, by getting annoyed.) I'm not going to start thinking in the last 15 minutes.

      And don't get me started on Minority Report.

    58. Re:Spielberg Over the Hill? by Hast · · Score: 1

      Are you trolling or being sarcastic?

      I hope it's one of them because my third alternative is stupid. ;-)

    59. Re:Spielberg Over the Hill? by Hast · · Score: 1
      Now I hope you're not pissed that I mangled your post I just want to get these points through. (All within [ ] has been edited by me.)


      [1] AI sucked and it was way too long, and there were way too many plot twists that didn't make any sense, no matter how long you sit around and analyze it.

      [2] Because the plot of a movie is fairly simple to follow [...] and a story is entertaining to the masses and the film looks good doesn't make it crap. Actually, it makes it a classic. [About classic literature] they are still important to the development of the culture and literary classics.

      [3] Therefore, Minority Report is a great flick and worthy of 'Classic' consideration. AI sucked, and if you have to read a book to understand a movie, it's no good.

      What you state in [1] about AI can be said about MR (Minority Report). Apparently very few of the current big producers/directors have heard of the idiom "less is more". I have previously ranted AI not being self-consistent. The same goes for MR. Eg the scene where Cruise and the "seer" escapes through the mall. For the rest of the movie the seers are only able to see into the future when it regards specific types of murder. All of a sudden she can see all sorts of specific information, and that it rains outside. After this scene is over this power is again lost.

      In [2] it's argued that a classic can be a classic even if it's popular or has a simple plot. In regards to this I'd say that MR doesn't have a very simple plot. It creates a new universe and then extrapolates the ideas in this universe to make a detective story. Not quite obvious if you ask me. (Or rather it wouldn't be, if the script didnät have the characters /repeat the bloody thing 15 times over to make sure that even those in the audience with attention span measured in nanoseconds got it all/.)

      In [2] it's also pointed out that classics are classics because they are important to the development of the culture and literary classics. I have to say that I fail to see how MR will be helping the development of culture and future classics. Besides the obvious of "this movie sucks, don't do this".

      And in [3] a conclusion is made. As MR has a simple plot and is popular it will be a classic. This contains logical fallacies. In [2] it is argued that a classic can be a classic /in spite/ of having simple plot and being popular. In [3]it is shown that since MR has simple plot and is popular it will be a classic. I have to say that I can't follow the logic here.

      Besides I don't agree with the assertion that if you have to read a book to understand a movie, it's no good. I'd call 2001 : A space odyssey a good movie. (Though the first part is too long.) And I don't think anyone quite grasped the 3rd part without reading the book.

      My own conclusion is that if you want good SF you have to look for it in other places than "the big screen". Books are good naturally, almost all new bad SF movies are mangled versions of good SF books. TV series seem to fare a bit better than movies, at least they are not so obviously bad as the movie counterparts. My personal recommendation would be to look for good SF in anime, there's quite a lot of good stuff there.
    60. Re:Spielberg Over the Hill? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      David wasn't all that innocent when he destroyed the other David. Seemed more human then.

    61. Re:Spielberg Over the Hill? by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 2

      Plus, Dr. Hobby's goal was to create a mecha who could grow.

      No, definitely not. He said he wanted to create an eternal image of a perfect child, never growing, never changing. Self-motivation, yes. Growth or transcendence? Definitely not a design feature.

      That is why the uber-mechas were so interested in David.

      No, the uber-mechas were interested in David simply because he was old. "This robot is an original," they said. "He knew living people."

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    62. Re:Spielberg Over the Hill? by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 3, Interesting

      As for the one day thing that still doesn't make sense if they planned to kill him as he slept the first night.

      David could never sleep.

      I honestly can't remember if the narrator indicated that David dies or not.

      The metaphor is clear. The narrator says that Monica was fast asleep, more than asleep, for if he should shake her she would never rouse. Then he says that David went to sleep, too. Given the fact that David states without qualification that he can never go to sleep, the meaning is clear.

      The message wasn't so cryptic, it was quite simple- the first AI with real emotions will undoubtedly suffer in a world of humans that don't accept their validity.

      I don't think so. The theme is much bigger than that. The theme is laid out in the very first scene of the movie: "In the beginning, didn't God create Adam to love Him?" The theme is the tragedy of hubris.

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    63. Re:Spielberg Over the Hill? by tarpy · · Score: 1

      I disagree with this. While I like the presented ending, I do feel that it could have been ended with David staring out under the water. It would have made a powerful and compelling statement about faith and perserverance.

      Just my random thought.

    64. Re:Spielberg Over the Hill? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > > Last shot - cyberboy frozen in the block of ice staring at the blue fairy. Credits. Much better ending.
      >
      > Sorry, but I disagree. The existing ending is overwhelmingly powerful, if one understands it.

      Sorry, but I disagree. The movie was as deft and subtle as a mallet. It was offensive in its blatant and incompetent attempts to manipulate viewers - I felt like they were trying to lead my emotions around by a nose ring ("oh, this is the part where I empathize with the grieving, desperate mother"), but were far too clumbsy to succeed.

      Just as bad, the movie reeked of pretension. It insisted it was making us Think Deep Thoughts, but that's not its statement to make - it can _try_ to do that, but viewers are the judges of whether it succeeded. And, in the view of most, it didn't - it was just too ham-handed to succeed.

      It worked for some people, of course - you're an example - but failed utterly for many others. And, speaking of pretension, I disagree whole-heartedly with your implicit assertion that people who didn't find the ending powerful simply didn't understand it. Having read your interpretation, I still see the movie as having some interesting ideas, but being deficient in exploring them.

      That the movie was poorly done is different from whether the movie had nothing to say. Indeed, a concept with much to say is all the more frustrating when muzzled by poor execution. Possibly good ideas, but killed by a bad movie. (IMHO, of course.)

    65. Re:Spielberg Over the Hill? by Newcastle22 · · Score: 1
      I know I'm walking a fine line here in arguing technical merits vs the writer's intent, but as far as the use of the hair for DNA I think most viewers (and writers) assume that their is usable DNA in hair. If they had wanted to clearly communicate that the mechas were just appeasing David then they would have had Teddy save a piece of her dress or a picture or something.

      By that logic, we should assume that the audience wouldn't expect David to be upgraded either. Especially with no indication that that happened. Most audiences are not in the frame of mind that David's problems could have been so easily fixed by a software upgrade, just as people don't think about DNA not being in strands of hair.

      The fact that David goes to sleep has two possible causes: he transcended his functionality on his own, or he was euthanized by the mecha. After reading Daivd's thoughts, the mecha really had no reason to keep him around, let alone bother with finding some way to upgrade him. As far as David transcending himself, I am in agreement that it would be out of theme of the movie.

      As a film student, you should know that tragedies never end in happy endings, and this film was definately a tragedy, or at least a partial tragedy. I thought the ending was not entirely 'tragic' because David did get what he was programmed to desire, but David's implied death seemed to be more in theme with the tragedy style theme of the movie. A completely happy ending just wouldn't make sense.

      I think the movie was about (or at least partially about) desire, and seeking fulfillment of that desire even when there is no realistic way to do so. In a way, it was a reflection of our own desires, and our seeking to fulfill those desires at any cost.

      Dan

    66. Re:Spielberg Over the Hill? by perljon · · Score: 2

      In [2] it's also pointed out that classics are classics because they are important to the development of the culture and literary classics. I have to say that I fail to see how MR will be helping the development of culture and future classics. Besides the obvious of "this movie sucks, don't do this".
      I'm not arguing that Minority Report is a classic, but it shouldn't be eliminated from classic consideration just because it's aimed for the lowest common denominator. (ie, just because it has the characters /repeat the bloody thing 15 times over to make sure that even those in the audience with attention span measured in nanoseconds got it all/.)

      Besides I don't agree with the assertion that if you have to read a book to understand a movie, it's no good. I'd call 2001 : A space odyssey a good movie. (Though the first part is too long.) And I don't think anyone quite grasped the 3rd part without reading the book.
      The truth of it is that if it's not easy for most people to get it, it probably won't survive that long. I argue that Minority Report has a better chance of classic-dom than AI because it is easier to understand, and you don't have to fill in the gaps by creating some kind of analytic bull crap.

      My own conclusion is that if you want good SF you have to look for it in other places than "the big screen". Books are good naturally, almost all new bad SF movies are mangled versions of good SF books. TV series seem to fare a bit better than movies, at least they are not so obviously bad as the movie counterparts. My personal recommendation would be to look for good SF in anime, there's quite a lot of good stuff there.
      Matrix and the Original Star Wars Trilogy to name a few. I like those and it can be easily argued that these make up significant parts of modern culture. Matrix raises lays a solid foundation for Des Cartes Meditations which most people haven't heard of or don't have the grey matter to grasp. (What if we are in a Matrix? Can we prove that we're not?) Lots of people in Great Britan declare there religion as Jedi (or something similar).

      Some movies are important in the development of modern culture. Sometimes they happen to come out of sci-fi. Neither AI or Minority Reports will be one of them; however, I don't think simplicity of plot or targetting a film to the lowest common denominator will deminish a Movie's cultural importance. The social, philosophical, attitudal, or political shifts caused by a film will determine it's place in history, and most certainly it has to be popular in order cause such a shift.

      Braveheart made everyone want to be Scottish. Wag the dog resembled Clinton's politics. Free Willy made kids want to free all the dolphins. But AI just pissed people off cause they wasted their money watching it.

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    67. Re:Spielberg Over the Hill? by doggo · · Score: 1

      What bothers me about your argument PJ, is that you use pretty second rate movies to illustrate your points. There's no arguing that Star Wars and The Matrix were popular, and will be considered classics, but there are a plethora of movies that are much better that you could use to make your point. Blade Runner comes to mind, Forbidden Planet, Alien, 2001. But I suspect you'd like Aliens better than Alien, which would make me want to dismiss you summarily. Personally I like my movies to have a sense of wonder, bordering on fear when I think of SF. Mood, atmosphere. Compare the creepy scene in AI where the kid's trying to make Mom see him more as a kid and he eats the greens and his face starts to melt to the silly-ass rocket pack scene in Minority Report.

      But I see your point. I liked 2010 better than 2001, it was more accessible. Then again, when I originally saw 2001, first run in the theatre, I was just a little kid. The videophone was amazing to me. I loved seeing the thing it was based on at the Museum of Science & Industry. But again, both movies have that sense of wonder at the unknown and danger. Movies nowadays are too predictable. They use special effects as crutch at the expense of good screen writing. How about Gattaca, or Smilla's Sense of Snow? Great ideas, good acting, good filmmaking.

    68. Re:Spielberg Over the Hill? by perljon · · Score: 2

      I think I see the gap. I'm 24. You must be about 35, cause most of the movies you mentioned were before my time.

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    69. Re:Spielberg Over the Hill? by tgrigsby · · Score: 1

      How much translation does it take to go from "and David didn't wake up" to "and the uber-mechs hit his off switch"? David may or may not have "died", but he chose not to awaken, knowing that his mother was gone for good and he had just had the best day he would ever have from that point forward.

      Ok, I'm now returning to real life... You should get one, too...

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    70. Re:Spielberg Over the Hill? by doggo · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that must be it.

  2. I actually liked it by Aztek · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I watched it every night and true the first episodes were by far better. My dad even started to watch it with me on about the 6th night. I especially like how each night for the first week was a different decade each night. When it comes out on DVD (which I assume it will just like Dune did) I might actually buy it.

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  3. "Taken" from other shows and movies... by dclatfel · · Score: 1

    I agree with the original poster that Taken seems to have cribbed bits and pieces from all over the place. I must say, in Episode 9 - where people were seeing what they were thinking about. Well - I do believe that came from an episode of Star Trek - The Original Series. And I do think it was done better in Trek.

    Also, the original poster is right on about how the first episodes were good, and how it went south in the second half. I say, just about the time Alison was conceived was where it took a dive. Of course, that's just IMHO.

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    1. Re:"Taken" from other shows and movies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Weird, I felt the opposite. The beginning was boring and stupid, it wasn't until Allie was born that I started enjoying it..

      Although, maybe its just cause of Dakota Fanning.. shes like a 30 year old in the body of a 9 year old (or whatever age she is). Shes so smart, and cute.

      Can't wait till shes 18 ::cough::

    2. Re:"Taken" from other shows and movies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      embarrased to say that i agree about that kid.

    3. Re:"Taken" from other shows and movies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you see her on Leno a few months ago? She really is mature, I usually HATE when kids are on leno, they're stupid and laugh at stupid stuff and cant talk right (I hate kids heh), but her interview was good... If you read her IMDB mini bio, it says she learned to read at 2, I still cant read :P (jk, duh, but i hate reading...)

      Anyway, whatever heh

    4. Re:"Taken" from other shows and movies... by DAldredge · · Score: 1

      So what you are saying is the kids act just like the adult stars on Leno (they're stupid and laugh at stupid stuff and cant talk right)?

    5. Re:"Taken" from other shows and movies... by cybermace5 · · Score: 2

      It was actually done in The Next Generation. The same episode as the Traveler, where Wesley Crusher and the Traveler send the Enterprise bazillions of light years away, and everyone started seeing what they were thinking. It was pretty funny, especially when they guy thought he was burning up so Piccard was yelling at him to get a hold of himself. And then there was the scene where Piccard sat down to a cup of tea with his long-dead mother.

      I remembered it as one of the more cheesy episodes of ST:TNG, actually...so Taken must be pretty bad.

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    6. Re:"Taken" from other shows and movies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes. but child stars are usually even more painful to watch because they act so pretentiously precocious. and the younger they are the more annoying it is.

    7. Re:"Taken" from other shows and movies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah.. i hate it.. leno talking to them like hes talking to a kid, with dakota it was like he was talking to an adult. and i hate when little kids laugh at stupid stuff.. "hahah your couch is funny" then they cant stand still, they'll be talking then they'll stare at a light for 5 minutes in amazement.. i hate children but mmm dakota.

    8. Re:"Taken" from other shows and movies... by dclatfel · · Score: 1

      I'm thinking of the "Alice in Wonderland" planet that the Old Generation crew visited. In it Bones saw a giant rabbit.

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    9. Re:"Taken" from other shows and movies... by slickwillie · · Score: 2

      About half the time I thought it resembled X-Files more than anything, especially the part in Alaska. X-Files with a trademark Spielberg so-cute-you-wanna-puke child actor.

      Too bad the aliens couldn't have save the mind of the Matt Frewer character onto the Internet....

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  5. Bad Soap Opera by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Taken was a bad soap opera. I lament the time I spent watching it.

  6. 'Tis a natural fault. by flogger · · Score: 2

    Spieldburg didn't write this stuff. It isn;t going to have the cohesion that we viewers have come to expect in his finer movies. To take the "Short stories" and blend them together is a tough job. Look at what can happen (Ray Bradbury's Martian Chronicles) when one author tries to show a splintered vision along a unifying theme. Bradburys stuff is good,Don;t get me wrong; but taken on a whole, it doesn't rise above the individual stories. I think a lot of people were expecting Spielburg's stuff to transend the original writers' work because he looked at it and put his rubber-stamp-signature on the project.
    Is "Taken" really great? Nah.
    Is "Taken" worth watching? Sure.

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    1. Re:'Tis a natural fault. by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 2

      To take the "Short stories" and blend them together is a tough job.

      That's not what happened here. The entire miniseries was written by Leslie Bohem. It consists of a very tightly plotted story that covers more than half a century. It might look disjoint at first, but viewed from a distance it's actually not at all.

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    2. Re:'Tis a natural fault. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's called "Steven Spielberg presents Taken".

      He wrote it. He read it. He signed it. His fault (if anybody's).

  7. It would be less disappointing with no aliens... by User+956 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    No, you're right. Taken isn't *bad*. But it's not really science fiction, either, which is why it's disappointing. It's a mainstream piece of entertainment that leverages the public's knowledge of the modern mythology of the space alien in order to tell the stories of a few families torn apart and brought together, sometimes all at once, by the tribulations of the 20th century. That's not a bad idea, per se. But sometimes while watching Taken you've got to wonder if it might not be better if they just took the aliens out of it altogether.

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  8. Ending song? by BWJones · · Score: 2

    O.K. folks, I heard a song by Emmylou Harris that I have never heard before on Thursdays episode of Taken. It also played on Fridays episode and I have never heard this song before. It was titled "Just before it gets dark". Can anyone tell me where to find this song and what album it is on? I must know.

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    1. Re:Ending song? by neurostar · · Score: 3, Funny

      Can anyone tell me where to find this song and what album it is on?

      Yes, I would be happy to help.

      You can find it on the internet. The album is titled KaZaA.

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  10. Re:My thoughts by slieberg · · Score: 0

    You probably waste mote time reading and replying to all these frickin whiney posts.

  11. I don't watch TV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    You insensitive clod!

  12. Whats wrong with steve? by Monkelectric · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I saw an interview with this film school director, and he nailed on the head what's wrong with Speilberg. He said [paraphrasing], "When Steven Speilberg or George Lucas makes a movie, he wants to make a movie that will touch everybody. When Stanley Kubric makes a movie, he wants to make a movie that touches Stanley Kubric."

    Which is what I think is wrong with speilberg and lucas ... They are candles who have burned too brightly for too long, and they are simply extinguishing. I'm not going to talk about "selling out" because that's cliché, but its clear they lost their passion long ago.

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    1. Re:Whats wrong with steve? by outsider007 · · Score: 2

      Personally I think it's better to make a movie that touches everybody, and I think it's a lot harder to do.

      I'm not going to talk about "selling out"

      you just did.

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    2. Re:Whats wrong with steve? by Monkelectric · · Score: 2

      Personally I think it's better to make a movie that touches everybody, and I think it's a lot harder to do. im really going to have to disagree there, I dont want to see my feelings on the screen, I want to see other peoples feelings which are also interesting :) Besides, I think the only kind of stuff that appeals to mass audiences is pop-psychology garbage from 2d characters.

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    3. Re:Whats wrong with steve? by GTRacer · · Score: 2
      When Stanley Kubric makes a movie, he wants to make a movie that touches Stanley Kubric.

      So-o-o...Kubrick's making pornos now?

      Seriously, I think I agree with your idea. Taken had a cool concept behind it, but the ending left me feeling empty. I don't know how I woulda done it, but I can't shake the "he's trying to please all of the people" feeling.

      Does anyone know if the book is more informative or is it a straight screenplay-to-novelisation?

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    4. Re:Whats wrong with steve? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >So-o-o...Kubrick's making pornos now?

      Yeah. It was called "Eyes Wide Shut".

    5. Re:Whats wrong with steve? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The film school director isn't drawing a comparison between enthusiasm and burning out, but one between artistic integrity and marketing a product. Phrased another way, how many Kubric films adorned the side of a McDonalds cup?

    6. Re:Whats wrong with steve? by outsider007 · · Score: 2

      Besides, I think the only kind of stuff that appeals to mass audiences is pop-psychology garbage from 2d characters.

      Tell that to shakespeare. seriously.

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    7. Re:Whats wrong with steve? by MSZ · · Score: 1

      Personally I think it's better to make a movie that touches everybody, and I think it's a lot harder to do.

      If you were to make a movie that would touch literally everybody, that woulde real hard. Maybe impossible. However, nowadays movies are made to touch statistically calculated "everybody", which means they must contain elements intended to make that "everyone" happy. Di Caprio for teen girls, som other popular guy for women, sexy blonde for men, representations of "minorities" for political correctness and so on.
      A story that creditors consider good to get people to pay for tickets.

      In the end, there's almost nothing left for innovation or fresh story.

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    8. Re:Whats wrong with steve? by AliasMoze · · Score: 1

      Where your film school director fails is in the presupposition "what's wrong with Spielberg". Is there anything wrong? I mean, Spielberg is not what he used to be, but then neither is anyone what he used to be. He was young. Name a director, Kubrick included, who got better with age. It doesn't happen. They ALWAYS get worse.

      I agree that Spielberg wants his movies popular. But I prefer this trait in a director whose movie I lay down money for. I mean, do you want someone telling you a story who doesn't give a shit whether or not you enjoy it? There's too much of that in the business already.

      Ten years ago everyone said Spielberg was washed up, until he made Jurassic Park and Schindler's List the same year. Now he's made Private Ryan and Minority Report. IMO, if another director had made either movie, he'd ride it for his whole career. We simply remember what young Spielberg could do and expect too much.

  13. Agree w/Author -- Taken Away and Dropped On Mars by Jutral · · Score: 4, Informative

    I too was "taken" in by the first five episodes of the series. It created an interesting and exciting storyline about events that might, or might not have, happened in our past. Adding the Spielberg touch, he was able to draw the audience into a spellbinding story that made us wonder what was to come next.

    After the weekend though, it felt as if Spielberg decided to take a nap and let one of his assistants take over. The story became uninteresting with two supposed "lovers"--ages apart--running around teetering from being "bad guys" to "good guys" to just plain "weird guys."

    While the first five were good--the sixth, eighth, ninth, and tenth were manageable--the seventh episode was the killer. In the seventh episode we watched the inside of a room and the outside of a building for an hour and a half as we learned as little as possible about the rest of the story. Watching the preview on the eight episode was more interesting than the two hours of the seventh.

    While I am critical about the last few episodes I feel that overall it was worth twenty hours (two per evening) to watch this mini-series event. Not only was it interesting--to a point--seeing twenty hours of rather "quality" programming in two weeks is hard to do with the shows on television. If you have the time, check out the reruns this weekend on the Sci-Fi channel (at least the first five).

  14. Sick of reviewers, critics, skeptics, guides, etc. by SteweyGriffin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Movies serve one purpose -- to entertain. In fact, all entities can generally be classified into one category based on one primary function that they perform. For example, computers are designed to perform fast calculations. Movies are made to entertain. Actors and actresses appear in movies to pay for living expenses, whereas they appear on Broadway and live theatre productions to hone their acting skills. Writers' purpose is to organize a lot of information into coherent articles and papers. Constructions workers build things. Engineers design things. It's really that simple.

    It's often been said that there are only two things that should be used to rate a movie on its entertainment merits.

    1) Does the story take you somewhere?
    2) Do you care about the outcome?

    That's it. That is essentially what Spielberg and every other movie creator's goal is. They want to entertain and captivate audiences, but if that's going to happen they have to address those two crucial questions.

    It's not that Spielberg isn't a master, it's just that he's forgetting the whole purpose. His movies have become too cold and outsider feeling; audiences are subsequently being turned off to his stories these days because, time and time again, they don't feel taken back or captivated, and they don't have an emotional tie-in to what happens in the plotline.

    I think popular films of the current day can learn a lot from the anime sub-genre of filmography. It's about interesting characters that people care about, and stories they grow to love and understand. The basic simplicities of life.

    Anime is not child pornography, it's not tentacle rape, it's not insert_whatever_typical_complaint_here -- it's just captivating, wonderful film. And it's new, it's fresh, it's fascinating, it's an art form.

    Spielberg no longer is these things. He's old hat, washed up, boring, dull, tantric, mundane, and irrelevant any more. He turns great Kubrick, Dickens, and Shakespeare stories into a cold abbreviated plot with characters no one cares about and actors that aren't the most skilled craftsmen in their field.

    I used to love Steve, I really did. But lately it's almost as though he's just doing movies to occupy his time. I no longer leave Spielberg movies at the theatre with my mouth open and dripping. I leave with a gritty taste in my mouth and thoughts of less-than-his-best wander throughout my head.

    I miss the old Spielberg, and I'm sure you do too. Perhaps a petition is appropriate. Let's just say "Steve, get back to basics. We love you and respect you, but you're abondoning your true fans and are losing out on wonderful films as a result."

    Well, that's just my two cents. Like I said, I'm not a critic, and I'm not putting him down.

  15. Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "News for Nerds. Stuff that matters."

    This is hardly news. Or stuff that matters. Why beat a dead horse?

    1. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "News for Nerds. Stuff that matters."
      This is hardly news. Or stuff that matters. Why beat a dead horse?

      I just love beating this dead horse!

  16. I Downloaded Taken by puppetman · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    from alt.binaries.multimedia.scifi.

    I had high hopes.

    I couldn't stand it. Stopped at the 60 minute mark, and deleted it. I couldn't believe how slow it was. Slow is an understatement. It was painful.

    It doesn't help that Michael Moriarty was in it. He was great in Law & Order, but has been taken by the drink (he was charged with assaulting his common-law wife, and has been ordered to have no contact with women while drinking).

    I don't like a lot of smarm, I don't like alot of romance, and I just don't understand why they keep trying to peddle sci-fi to the mainstream. The compromise between sci-fi and mainstream always sucks.

    1. Re:I Downloaded Taken by nagora · · Score: 2
      The compromise between sci-fi and mainstream always sucks.

      Yep, the science is the first thing to go followed by any attempt at having characters act intelligent, followed by any expectation that the audience will.

      TWW

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    2. Re:I Downloaded Taken by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 2

      The compromise between sci-fi and mainstream always sucks.

      Yeah. Lord knows movies like The Empire Strikes Back and Wrath of Khan we'd be better off without.

      (Part XVII in the "Everything Sucks But Me" series.)

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  17. Spielberg Did Not Write This by loggia · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Steven Spielberg did not write this. Leslie Bohem is the driving force behind the project - Steven Spielberg is the "brand," if you will.

    I think it was a fine series. The writing was often subtle and thoughtful - a rarity on television these days.

    1. Re:Spielberg Did Not Write This by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

      yes, but if the last 20 min had ended perhaps before that last comercial break in the loss of the little girl and the mother being sad for a few min THEN finding the necklace with one star and no dialog, jut a look of happyness and hope then a look to the sky, it would have been much more meaning full....wht SS does is spell out things for the morons in the audience at the end. that generaly makes for a bad ending, sort of like a scooby-doo ending in a way.

      it was a great series up to that last comercial break.

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    2. Re:Spielberg Did Not Write This by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I skipped the entire series and only watched episode #10. I don't feel like I missed anything. I got the gist of it in 2 hours without wasting 18 other hours.

      It seemed pretty dumb though. What a stupid ending. If I had wasted 20 hours watching the series, I would have felt ripped off.

      Then again, the alien thing is so overdone. I'm tired of people heralding those moronic "abductees" (reads: fucking attention seeking psychotics) in the world as some sort of fodder for a glorious story. How can you take these psychotics who think they see ufo's and meet with aliens and have implants and turn them into some sort of mythology like "Taken" or any of these other movies and shows?

      Fucking DUMB.

    3. Re:Spielberg Did Not Write This by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The name of the series is:
      "Steven Spielberg Presents Taken"

  18. Speilberg, the artist the never was by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pity Steven, constantly riddled with the knowledge that his movies, while financially successful, are really no more than pop picks of the week.

    He picked up AI as an homage to Kubrick (so he said), and succeeded only in showing the world that he will never ascend beyond the Indiana Jones adventure flick.

    As for Taken, I thought it ended quite poorly. The only bright spot I saw was the littlegirl, whos actiing ability seemed to shine through the drivel lines she was forced to deliver.

    I am still trying to figure out exactly why the little girl, who was supposedly the SUCCESSFUL culmniation of the breeding project (as opposed to her father), was in the end unableto control her powers. I mean, if she risked dying by using her abilities how the hell is she a success? And if she's the most powerful telekinetic imaginable why the HELL doesn't she just fly herentire family to a lovely Pacific atoll for a nice vaction?

    Very stupid ending, amazingly convenient, horribly sappy.

    -rt

  19. Re:My thoughts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    True, I was thinking of posting what I told my friend yesterday...

    "i wasted 20 hours of my life.. 20 hours i coulda used to sleep, go into a coma, stay home from work, masturbate, smoke crack, anything else but watch that stupid Taken miniseries, ARGH 20 HOURS"

    my life is pretty pointless so wasting 20 hours isnt truly wasting anything important, but i didnt think anyone would care, but now i know i was wrong and you must care, you wasted your time to reply.

    (yes, i know you're a troll)

  20. Re:It would be less disappointing with no aliens.. by Aztek · · Score: 1

    Your right in that at some points i felt it was in no way a movie about aliens. But without the aliens to tie it togather they would have not had much of a power strugle story that was the crawford family.

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  21. The name is not "Taken"... by mad44 · · Score: 1, Funny
    The name of the series is:
    "Steven Spielberg Presents Taken"

    At least that's what they kept on telling on TV :)

  22. The Blair Witch girl cried so much... by tbmaddux · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... I was waiting for snot to come out of her nose again.

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    1. Re:The Blair Witch girl cried so much... by A+Gremlin+In+Kremlin · · Score: 1
      Heather Donahue is in this series? Oh yeah :)

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    2. Re:The Blair Witch girl cried so much... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately, I was as well..

      and Max Headroom borking a witch hunter? WTF??

    3. Re:The Blair Witch girl cried so much... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      her face looks like a bulldog. underbite city. and ugly nose. plus her character is such a fucking bitch.

    4. Re:The Blair Witch girl cried so much... by Fishstick · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, but don't watch. Max Headroom does the nasty with her. He looks like a skeleton covered with flesh-colored saran-wrap giving her tongue.

      I had to go watch 3 hours of good old-fashioned porn after that to get that image out of my head.

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    5. Re:The Blair Witch girl cried so much... by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      Man.. I'm surprised no one actually remembers him more for his role as Jacob in The Lawnmower Man (I and II) considering how much sooner to now that was made, along with it's social gearing...

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  23. Over the Hill? ... An Opinion by carb · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I mean, when people look at Spielberg's "bad" movies, the first thing that comes up is A.I., which should be taken with a grain of salt seeing as this film was developed largely by Kubrick.

    Aside from that, what really sparks you as bad? Minority Report? For all of its plot discontinuities (did I spell that right?), I think that the consensus is positive - it was an enjoyable sci-fi film with good performances all around, albeit with a few cheesy moments. Let's look at his films of the late-90's. Amistad - never saw it, but heard good things. Saving Private Ryan - do I really need to go into this, it was hands down my pick for Best Picture in 1997 (Grr ... Shakespeare in Love?) At this point I'll mention his involvement with Band of Brothers. A little bit earlier, Schindler's List, another classic.

    TV is a new avenue for Spielberg - don't count him out yet. Over the past few years, I think his good work outweighs his bad work.

    1. Re:Over the Hill? ... An Opinion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      big spoilers for those that haven't watched AI..

      A.I. certainly was developed largely by Kubrick, but he couldn't think of a good way to end it. Spielberg was the one that came up with the oh-so-touching "artificial intelligences from the future rescue old crappy AI boy and make his dreams come true thanks to some stupid psuedosciencey thing where they can bring people back to life, but for only one day, and they can only do it once because that's just the way it is" crappiness that AI calls an ending. The movie would have been just FINE if they'd ended the movie with him underwater with the blue fairy. Not a masterpiece, perhaps, but not the smelly, steaming pile of crap that the movie turned out to be.

    2. Re:Over the Hill? ... An Opinion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://us.imdb.com/Name?Spielberg,+Steven

      New avenue my ass.

      Not like anything you mentioned fucking matters when he was Executive Producer for most of this garbage. Which means he didn't do shit, he just got money for putting his name somewhere.

      Almost everything even remotely related to Spielberg is trash, except for Animaniacs and its spinoffs/'movies'/etc and Saving Private Ryan (whose only good parts were the first and last battles).

    3. Re:Over the Hill? ... An Opinion by digitalhermit · · Score: 2

      Hummm....Mmmhhhhh...
      The problem I have with Speilberg films is that they always seem to leave me unsatisfied. They're these hollow constructs, full of sound and fury, gestures without motion, completely unable to hide the incredible blandness of the scripts . He stopped taking chances, stopped trying to enrage or challenge his audience, instead choosing to be safe and politically correct. Family oriented is one thing, to emasculate a story such as "SPR" is unforgivable. And I certainly don't think that a few curse words or eviscerations counts as challenging an audience. His world seems to have sharp good and bad delineations and as a result his characters are so one sided it would give Moebius a thrill. They never endure in my mind or my heart, I feel no empathy or sympathy for their plight. Whether this is a consequence or poor acting or poor directing, I'm not certain. But I know he's directed some fine actors and actresses.

    4. Re:Over the Hill? ... An Opinion by Cruciform · · Score: 2

      You do a good job of describing *any* movie targeting the mass-media demographic. Summer blockbusters (or failures) aimed at the general population usually overexplain the obvious and use the wonderful hollywood foreshadowing method where whatever the hero does for fun in the first 2 minutes of the movie is used to defeat the bad guy.

      Neither Amistad nor Schindler's List were intended to cater to the blockbuster crowd, and were exemplary pieces of work. For those who haven't seen Amistad I would highly recommend it. For such a serious subject it has some great situational humour that lightens the mood in a natural way, without detracting from the storyline at all.

    5. Re:Over the Hill? ... An Opinion by Wonko42 · · Score: 2
      A.I. was not largely developed by Kubrick. The idea for the film originated with discussions between Spielberg and Kubrick, but Kubrick died well before work was begun on the film. That film was Spielberg all the way.

      As for other Spielberg movies that sucked, try Amistad, The Lost World, Hook, and pretty much all of his early career TV movies. Which raises another point: TV is not a new avenue for Spielberg. He got his start doing TV. Granted, the guy has more hits than misses on his resume, but that doesn't make him a saint.

    6. Re:Over the Hill? ... An Opinion by vistic · · Score: 1

      I thought A.I. was really good. Except for the ending with the aliens, (oops) I mean super-advanced robots of the future. That was the only mistake. He should have known by making the future robots look like a sterotypical "grey" alien that people wouldn't get it probably. I left the theater wondering why the hell we had aliens thrown in there for the hell of it at the end. I was not informed about it until a few weeks later. Makes more sense now I guess.

    7. Re:Over the Hill? ... An Opinion by vistic · · Score: 1

      Right, because Animaniacs was just *SO* good!!

      *cough* sorry... had a little sarcasm stuck in my throat.

    8. Re:Over the Hill? ... An Opinion by sllim · · Score: 1
      I am tired of everyone dissing A.I. A.I. got burned by the marketing department. Speilberg had the dumb luck to make a movie that had a 2 letter abbreviation as a title that revolved around a little kid.

      The marketing folks said "Hey I bet if people thought they were going to see ET2 we could make a killing?"

      Why Speilberg allowed such an obvious and costly blunder to happen can only be understood by Speilberg.

      If there is one thing A.I. is not it is E.T.2. If you are expecting E.T.2 then go and rent E.T. and stay the hell away from A.I. If on the other hand you are in the mood for a very Kuberic sorta movie with just a dash of Speilberg charm thrown in then see A.I. and leave your mind open.

      This movie is a wonderful ride for those who see it with an open mind.

      Remember, 2001 didn't make money at the box office either. Everyone thought that was crap too. Some things need time to grow on you.

    9. Re:Over the Hill? ... An Opinion by GMontag451 · · Score: 2

      Hey! Animaniacs was the best cartoon ever made! Everything except Slappy the Squirrel and the Goodfeathers was great. It sure as hell is a lot better than the crap they pass off as cartoons nowadays.

    10. Re:Over the Hill? ... An Opinion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I mean, when people look at Spielberg's "bad" movies, the first thing that comes up is A.I., which should be taken with a grain of salt seeing as this film was developed largely by Kubrick.

      Get AI, remove the circus thing, cut the last half hour, and you have a good movie. AI is nowhere as bad as the fantom menace. Nowhere.

    11. Re:Over the Hill? ... An Opinion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Aside from that, what really sparks you as bad? Minority Report?

      Minoryity Report was a big ad. Product placement have destroyed modern hollywood films.

    12. Re:Over the Hill? ... An Opinion by volve · · Score: 1

      It's time for another... Good Idea, Bad Idea.

      Good Idea: Posting to SlashDot with reasonable thought and provocative arguement.

      Bad Idea: Doning this by choosing the arguement of Speilberg being new at _anything_ in a forum of people who would probably bare his children given half a chance.

      *bah boom*

      -VolVE

    13. Re:Over the Hill? ... An Opinion by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      Saving Private Ryan - do I really need to go into this, it was hands down my pick for Best Picture in 1997

      Saving Private Ryan wasn't released until July, 1998.
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  24. My personal experience with Spielberg films by SteweyGriffin · · Score: 2

    Let me guess, Steven, you picked out yet another (originally) interesting film with a "crank" that I'm expected to turn and turn until OOP! big shock, a jack pops out and you laugh and the audience laughs and the dog laughs and I die a little inside

    ?

  25. Taken was a terrible waste of time and potential by Siguy · · Score: 1

    Taken was simply awful.
    The beginning had potential, but wasn't really excellent as others have stated. The beginning would've been excellent if the series had actually built on it. Instead it just ran around in circles. Nothing actually happened. It was a 20 hour miniseries about aliens and there were about 5 minutes featuring aliens. And nothing whatsoever was added to what scifi has already said about aliens. It was just derivative and uninteresting and definitely could've been improved by a shorter running time.

    I wrote up a more elaborate and swear-filled review at my blog, if you'll excuse the flagrant self-promotion.

  26. S..L..O..W.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It was slow. There were a couple of hours of good stuff very loosely packed into 20 hours of air time. In the first couple of episodes I found that I could turn it on, watch for 10 minutes, wander away for 10 minutes, and return to find that I hadn't missed anything interesting. In the last few episodes I could watch 10 minutes and leave for a half an hour and not missing anything. I'd like to see a fan edit of it down to maybe 2 hours or so. I'd probably watch it without wandering away.

  27. B*O*Y*C*O*T*T by MacAndrew · · Score: 2

    Not that anyone including SciFi or /. cares, but I refuse to watch this show after they murdered you-know-what. Opting for the Spielberg name was doubtlessly hoped to be a free ride, though I doubt Spielberg comes cheap. I'm still skeptical of SciFi's editorial decisions. (These are the guys who broadcast double helpings of John Edward, after all.)

    Not that I think I'm missing much. IMHO Spielberg's stuff has been pretty bad for a while. Here is a DVD'd list of his film work -- how many titles have you seen, and how many have you liked? There are a number of notable turkeys. I know many people love him, but when I hear "Hollywood" as a put-down for something thought glib and slick and insincere, I immediately think "Spielberg."

    So that's two strikes against the show. And, as we all know, even if we miss a show and later regret it, the reruns will hound us for years if the thing was halfway good, or even if not. I laugh now to think how I once meticulously archived Star Trek: TNG episodes (I confess that was a major reason I bought the VCR). I had no idea how popular the show would be!

    1. Re:B*O*Y*C*O*T*T by spammeister · · Score: 1

      And I bet yer spending the several hundred dollars to buy the individual TNG seasons on TNG...good for you! it will offset the loss of money from Nemoysis!

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    2. Re:B*O*Y*C*O*T*T by spammeister · · Score: 1

      Sorry, TNG on DVD, damn acronyms

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    3. Re:B*O*Y*C*O*T*T by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 2

      Here is a DVD'd list of his film work

      Uh, rather than looking at an incomplete list on NetFlix (wtf?) why don't you look at the canonical source. On that list you've got films like Minority Report, AI, Saving Private Ryan, Amistad, The Lost World, Schindler's List, and Jurassic Park. And that's just what he's done in the past ten years. Of his three biggest flops-- Hook, Always, 1941-- two of them made a small profit at the box office. And his best films-- Schindler's List, Empire of the Sun, The Color Purple-- are some of the greatest movies ever made.

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    4. Re:B*O*Y*C*O*T*T by MacAndrew · · Score: 2

      Actually -- I've evolved -- if anything I would buy the DS9 episodes. I like the series better, and with the relative popularity of TNG and VOY I've memorized them anyway.

      I've seen TV episodes piling up on Netflix and will eventually try more. I rented one Farscape disk, which was cool without ads but also kind of unnerving because the shows still have these dramatic moments and fade-to-blacks obvious calculated for ad breaks ... and then the show just presses on!

      Maybe TV shows really need ads, to be enjoyed as the creators intended. :)

      P.S. I haven't seen Nemesis (Star Trek X) but am confident it will not lose money when all is said and done, as it's generic popcorn fare. For chrissakes, Waterworld earned money! (Cost: $175M; Gross:$255M!) 2/3 of the gross was foreign, where evidently they do not have access to American reviews, or dubbing somehow improves the film which seemed dubbed anyway. Once you factor in merchandising and broadcast fees and DVD/VHS sales they must come out OK, if money is one's only object (true for the studio). And in my HUMBLE opinion, Waterworld STANK! Nemesis (cost?) has already taken in about $8M.

      BTW, LOL, FDIC, etc.

    5. Re:B*O*Y*C*O*T*T by MacAndrew · · Score: 2

      The Netflix list selects out the most famous titles and was as much as I could handle. :) Also, I like to sanity-check my views against others. (If I'm insane, I at least need a heads-up.) Turth, I was in a hurry, and though that list did enough damage.

      I haven't seen Schlindler's List and want to, though there you have a topic of such gravity your film will seem significant as well (I liked Life is Beautiful as a totally weird take on the Holocaust; Benigni just barely pulled it off). The Color Purple was (for me -- my wife loves it) slick and unconvincing; I could feel Spielberg reaching out from the screen to emotionally manipulate the audience. Jurassic Park was cute as a faux nature show, but otherwise had me bored and chanting for Goldblum to get eaten (now that would have been a directorial decision I would admire). Saving Private Ryan crashed after the first 20 minutes. And so on.

      Greatest movies ever made? At the box office. Mostly unmemorable cotton candy. That even his flops make some money reflects his brand name and how difficult it is for unknowns to break in.

      Please don't think I'm some art film guy. I like junk, but good junk. Spielberg's Jaws and Raiders of the Lost Ark are milestones, if not art. My tastes run to Witness or Bladerunner (both Ford's best) or The Big Sleep or Ordinary People (for MTM) or 12 Angry Men or The Outlaw Josey Wales (magnificent Clint) or Das Boot (way better war movie than Pvt. Ryan) or Witness for the Prosecution.... Well, an eclectic crowd. I mention these just as reference to where I'm coming from, not as recommendation.

      I doubt I'm alone on this, and of course there's no one actor or director or screenwriter for everyone -- fortunately! I also not expecting to start a career as critic.

    6. Re:B*O*Y*C*O*T*T by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 2

      My tastes run to Witness or Bladerunner (both Ford's best)

      How could you forsake The Mosquito Coast? Blade Runner is a great movie, but Ford's performance wasn't that much to write home about. Wooden-by-design. But The Mosquito Coast is a great piece of film.

      Das Boot (way better war movie than Pvt. Ryan)

      I guess you have a different definition of "better war movie" than I do. I can't even compare Das Boot and Saving Private Ryan. They're completely different works, as far as I can see. The only thing they have in common is that they're both set during a war.

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    7. Re:B*O*Y*C*O*T*T by MacAndrew · · Score: 2

      The Mosquito Coast? Are you insane?!? :) I just didn't see the point, and lost interest despite liking Ford. (For once Ebert and I agree, and I think he/we got it right.)

      Bladerunner -- the director's cut allows Ford's character to make more sense, and omits the voice-over for a very different effect.

      Oh, I agree, Saving Private Ryan had nothing to do with a war (most of it). More seriously, they are in the same genre. Das Boot is better in the German (subtitled). Private Ryan was not a good movie whatever the genre; a couple of reasons among many being Tom Hanks as cerebral remote tough guy, and these guys slogging through all that to rescue ... Matt Damon! I kept going, hey, there's Matt Damon -- what's he doing there? Di he swing by the set for a drink with Tom Hanks? Hi Matt! Where's Ben Affleck? I know many people liked this movie, and respect that, but I was unconvinced (you can tell) and thought I'd seen much better.

      The first 20 minutes of Ryan were like a different movie, and probably one of the most remarkable pseudo-documentaries of the Normandy invasion. I heard over and over how impressed vets were with the portrayal of a really nasty day. It was the tradition then, and once again now, to screen the public from the graphic details, and a lot of these guys came home suffering terribly. Pvt. Ryan's intro did get me thinking about that, and was a remarkable bit of work. I don't know how much credit Spielberg can take.

      Every film has its fans, even (gag) Armageddon (on TV tonight ... I wandered down here instead).

      If anyone is wondering what this has to do with my first post, I'm still trashing Spielberg. :)

    8. Re:B*O*Y*C*O*T*T by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet, even though you haven't seen the show (and unless you catch the marathon, likely won't see the show again for a while (how often can you run a two day marathon on TV?!?)) you still took time out of your busy schedule to rip Steven Spielberg.

      You're probably right, not watching it was the best choice you could've made! After all, it gave you lots of time to think up a completely unfounded comment on a series you didn't watch!

      Watch the show! Then bitch or rave! That's how it should work. Not, oh, didn't watch the show, but here's what I have to say...?!? It's like the multitude of people that reply to posts on /. that haven't read more than 1 sentence of the article. They 99.999999% of the time have no idea what they are saying and make idiotic statements based on their impatient delusions of what the reality of the matter is.

      You know all the energy and caffeine drinks companies are making to help all the ADHD kids out there stay at absolute maximum (without cocaine) wired levels. Maybe one day they'll come out with one called "Chill". Chill will give people patience, focus, and clarity of mind (to actually research topics they comment about, sit still, carry a train of thought beyond momentary grasps at coherence). Unfortunately Chill will not be addictive as the other drinks are so people will soon become bored with it.

      Not a personal stab on the last paragraph, just a general comment to all the "It sucked, I had to focus too long to watch it". If it had been a 10 minute movie it would have been within my attention span!

      I think Taken should have been a weekly (not nightly) show that lasted the entire season! It would have really heightened the suspense and some of the endings of the episodes were truly gripping and suspenseful.

  28. Second System Effect ?! by SamuraiiProgrammer · · Score: 1

    This is hardly Spielbergs second film, but I
    just think there was too much of it. There are
    parts that are very skillfull, but the story
    doesn't need 20 hours to be told.

    That's why I thought of the 2nd system effect.
    The series is bloated and includes practically
    one of everything. If "Taken" had been much
    shorter forcing the viewer to imagine the parts
    that couldn't be told, it might have been tighter,
    tenser and better.

  29. I Liked When the Visitors Turn Out to Be Lizards by loggia · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh, wait, that was "V."

  30. I passed by it several times, on someone else's TV by timothy · · Score: 1

    ... and thought it made school seem a little less boring by comparison.

    Slow-moving, dull. At least that's the impression I got by seeing about 15 minutes apiece of several episodes. Time wasted.

    timothy

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  31. Over-Hyped by SkewlD00d · · Score: 2

    It was so hyped I didn't even bother tuning in. Sci-Fi needs to get their act together and show good stuff again, like Lexx season 4.

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    1. Re:Over-Hyped by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      show good stuff again, like Lexx season 4

      I believe you meant to say "Season 3", the one that took place between planets Fire and Water, not "Season 4" which was a thalidomide abortion.

      "The budget ran out, now what?" "I know, vietnam ghosts!"

  32. Re:Sick of reviewers, critics, skeptics, guides, e by tomlord · · Score: 1

    > 1) Does the story take you somewhere?

    It certainly did: for about 3/4 of the series. What the heck are these aliens up to? How will society be impacted? What does it all _mean_?

    > 2) Do you care about the outcome?

    Sure: but that's where the series falls apart. It has a stupid, hopelessly vague answer to the "what the heck are these aliens up to" question. It's ending is designed to say "no impact on society at all". Nothing happened and every character (and the audience) who expressed concern over these events over the 40-some years of the plot is shown to have wasted their time.

    I suppose the failure to emerge of clear, thoughtful pictures of what these aliens were all about is supposed to leave me with the imaginative freedom to Wonder in Awe at the Big Imponderables but this rehashed Close Encounters ending -- well, been there, done that, and it only took around 20 minutes last time.

  33. Reports of his "Death" are greatly exaggerated by coloth · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm a little surprised about all this Spielberg-bashing.

    Are people saying that an older, highly acclaimed director with a lot of clout and past success can't make good movies? Look at Robert Altman.

    Spielberg is 56 years old. He could be making movies for another 30 years, and who knows what he'll choose to do?!

    At the moment, from what I gather, he is trying to ensure the profitability and stability of the brand new major studio he created, the first in many, many years. He seems to be having some success, especially in animated features, against the company that invented the genre.

    Hollywood is nothing if not a breeding ground for surprises. We all know Minority Report could have been better--it wasn't the masterwork that Bladerunner was--but you have to give him credit for putting his considerable resources into a less-than-forgiving proposition.

    If what we're talking about boils down to the difference between Minority Report and Bladerunner, then I think it's something both very small and very large. A little bit of inspiration goes a long way, you might say. Maybe the theme of Constitutional erosion wasn't as inspirational to him as the Holocaust or D-Day had been, but I have no doubt that he'll be truly inspired again, whether it's next year or in ten years.

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    1. Re:Reports of his "Death" are greatly exaggerated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Are people saying that an older, highly acclaimed director with a lot of clout and past success can't make good movies? Look at Robert Altman."

      Er. Not sure if this is an example or a counter-example. That's not a good thing. ;)

  34. More "Taken" to come? by dei3oe · · Score: 1

    I think the mini-series ending was left open in hopes of having a "Taken II". At the end of the series, the girl Ali is taken, and says she will return. So in my opinion, I think they will come out with a sequel.

    1. Re:More "Taken" to come? by laard · · Score: 1

      If there is a sequel seems like they'd have to have a change in pace... since this one spans about half a century in time span, how far into the future will a sequel extend?

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    2. Re:More "Taken" to come? by dei3oe · · Score: 1

      point taken... just wishful thinking

    3. Re:More "Taken" to come? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, in all fairness, the little girl never says she'll be back. It's wishful thinking on the mother's part I think.

      It seems as though the little girl will probably transcend somewhere beyond where humanity and the aliens can achieve on their own. It's also kind of sad because the little girl will be undoubtedly very lonely (and very powerful)...

      Anyone remember "v---ger"? Taken II could be pretty short if she returns pissed off looking for the creator (and will undoubtedly be disappointed by us still feuding primates). She'll probably just squish the planet with a giant thumb she creates out of her mental powers.

  35. Re:I passed by it several times, on someone else's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    What do you know about scifi? Rather than answer, mod me down to flamebait with your infinite spank-ray. You haven't even graduated college yet; just a sorority slut. If you haven't noticed, Speilberg portrays the military as correct as possible: brutal and arrogant. Who do you think has killed more people in movies, the United StatesArmy or Steven Spielberg?

    Timothy, go back and play with tinkertoys with your mom.

  36. The Worst Part!!! TollHouse cookies by Binarybrain · · Score: 1

    The shameless shameless repeated plugs for TollHouse cookies was disgraceful.

    Sergent: Stand down men
    Alien: Would you like some TollHouse Cookies
    Soldier: Mom?
    Alien: I baked you some Tollhouse cookies

    That is the worst plug in the history of TV. An alien offering someone TollHouse cookies. And on top of that they did it repeatedly through the show. I figure they thought they would get people hooked the first so many eposides and then brake out the product placements. No forgivness

    I thought the first eposides were great but this last one was awful.

    1. Re:The Worst Part!!! TollHouse cookies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tollhouse isn't a brand you idiot!

      It's a TYPE of cookie (like Chocolate Chip).

      Perhaps if you ate something OTHER than TV Dinners and pizza, or had a mom who cared, you'd have a clue.

    2. Re:The Worst Part!!! TollHouse cookies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tollhouse isn't a brand. It's a type of cookie.

      Go check any cookbook...

    3. Re:The Worst Part!!! TollHouse cookies by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 5, Informative

      Um... dude, "toll house cookie" is another name for chocolate chip cookie. The chocolate chip cookie was invented in the 1930's by a woman named Wakefield who owned the Toll House Inn just outside of Whitman, Massachusetts. She was trying to make chocolate cookies, but substituted semisweet chocolate for baker's chocolate. Instead of melting into the dough, the little pieces of chocolate stayed intact. The cookies were a big hit, and became known as "toll house cookies" after the inn.

      It's very common for people who were raised in the 40's and 50's to say "toll house cookies" instead of "chocolate chip cookies." My mom was born in 1930, and she said "toll house cookies" all her life.

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    4. Re:The Worst Part!!! TollHouse cookies by Binarybrain · · Score: 1

      Toll House Cookies is a registered trademark of Nestle.

      So it still could be a shameless plug.

    5. Re:The Worst Part!!! TollHouse cookies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sure, could be. but honestly, i don't see what the big deal is about product placement. it doesn't bother me in the least. why do people get such a burr up their asses about it?

    6. Re:The Worst Part!!! TollHouse cookies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it wasnt an alien it was a projection of his mom offering tollhouse cookies you fucking tard

    7. Re:The Worst Part!!! TollHouse cookies by Binarybrain · · Score: 1

      well, yeah. Theres nothing wrong with a little product placement. But that was obnocious if it indeed was a product placement.

      Come one. Nobody thought it really odd to have an alien going around offering "Toll House Cookies". I can't believe that Im alone on this.

    8. Re:The Worst Part!!! TollHouse cookies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Tollhouse isn't a brand. It's a type of cookie.

      Yep. tollhouse is not a brand.

  37. surprised? by ironfroggy · · Score: 1

    I wasn't. Spielburg has really lost something in alot of his recent projects. Just look at the low quality (comparitively) of AI (especially compared to if Kubrick had finished it), Minority Report, JP 3, and the horrible defacing of E.T.

    Although, I am quite interested in seeing how his new "Catch Me If You Can" will be. It looks good.

    1. Re:surprised? by spammeister · · Score: 1

      Hehe, the last hour of AI was completely unessecary and completely irrelevant to teh story, in fact it detracted from teh first couple hours and soured my entire experience of the movie.

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  38. Blaring mistake... by spammeister · · Score: 1

    Funny how when Ali blows up the truck in ep 8? that it does indeed cath on fire, but the next morning the tires seem to be perfectly intact...Last time I checked rubber tires (no matter how "steel-belted" they were) not only melted/oozed, they exploded. So to see all 4 tires in perfectly good shape leads to me believe that the people involved are extremely lazy (possibly) or the fact they wern't allow to burn tires due to the enviromental "hazard" it would make. Even though they coudl have faked it and stripped the tires or something. I'm sorry SciFi, next time try getting a series for the series and not for "the name". (Glad I dont' pay for this crapola!)

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    1. Re:Blaring mistake... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      theres another mistake in that episode, and in the next.. the alien shows the mother that star charm, saying it was her grandmothers.. the daughter saw all this.. then in the final episode the alien brings out that same charm and the girl asks "what is it?".. shes only a little girl, i doubt she smokes pot, so it cant short term memory loss... and hell shes part alien, her memory should be even better, .. so why did she ask what it was? bah

  39. Simpsons Did It by emptybody · · Score: 2

    SSIA. ;)

    G'bye Karma :(

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  40. i read the book by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so i knew what would happen anyway (except for the very end with the necklace, thats not in the book). and actually, i thought the first eps were kinda gay and it got better as it went along.

  41. it wasn't about the aliens... by TinCanFury · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Taken wasn't about the aliens, it was about the abductees. The reason the aliens were in it so little was because Leslie Bohem wanted to concentrate on the lives of the people involved in the "alien conspiracy". It was scifi because it involved aliens and they're "secret plot to take over the earth", but beyond that, it was, like any good scifi(ST:TNG) about the people, their experiences together, etc. Sure, it wasn't amazing in that regard, but honestly, I've never seen a film of any length that was. I thought, for what Taken was written to do, it did an excellent job. I'm glad it didn't get any more into the aliens, I was sort of dissapointed in the 9th episode until i figured it out, because I was afraid they were going to "reveal" too much about the aliens.

    Oh well, what do i expect from reviews by people that read slashdot...

    1. Re:it wasn't about the aliens... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they shoulda put it on Lifetime or Halmark channel then, this is SciFi, i want aliens and tech damnit..

      SCIFI STOP AIRING CRAP, HORROR != SCIFI

      Taken sucked. I hate sad endings, why couldnt the girl come back? *sniff*

    2. Re:it wasn't about the aliens... by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

      exactly. I mean some folks on here think Sci-fi must be all Science and no story...well, I guess then that all those damn fine Asmimov books are ruled out cause they deal with the people.

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    3. Re:it wasn't about the aliens... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree - it was well done, and the twist where Ali "faked" the encounter was great. there was enough of a story that every night they could feed more weird surprises to the audience.

      And the tragic characters from the Crawford (military) family - the daughter who kills both her father and her lover - she was so well acted. her grandfather kills his wife, and an ex-girlfriend.

      The little girl who played Ali did very well - not an easy role.

      And plus her Mom liked Husker Du and Bob Mould!! That alone made it a winner!

    4. Re:it wasn't about the aliens... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      your post explains exactly why it was a feeble attempt at entertainment. sappy soap operas belong on daytime tv, catering to aging, bored houswives...not the SCI-FI channel.

    5. Re:it wasn't about the aliens... by TinCanFury · · Score: 1

      Lifetime and Hallmark channel viewers would have complained that it was too much scifi...

      She could comeback, she does have one of the star jewelry piece, and if she's that powerful she can force the aliens to bring her back if needed.

      Taken2 the "miniseries"...

    6. Re:it wasn't about the aliens... by TinCanFury · · Score: 1

      yea, I like how they tied Mary and Own's actions together to signify that maybe Owen wasn't such the asshole he comes off as.

      Dakota Fanning saves the miniseries, which would have been horrible if the girl that plays the role was a bad actress. Anton Yelchin also does a great job as the boy Jason Clark, another difficult role to play.

      agreed, its hard not to like a woman that likes Bob Mould and his band of merry men.

    7. Re:it wasn't about the aliens... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope Taken 2 is a 20 hour porno, starring Dakota Fanning, hell she already has a porno name.

      Of course, she'll be 18 (or maybe not ::cough::)

      (j/k about the maybe not ::cough::)

  42. Bomb Shelter by tansey · · Score: 0

    I gave up on Taken after they threw the kid in the bomb shelter and there was a window in it.

  43. Spoiler Alert!! by CleverNickName · · Score: 3, Funny

    The Lone Gunmen are killed in the final episode.

    You have been warned.

    1. Re:Spoiler Alert!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go away and get a job Wil. Something NOT on SciFi. ;-)

    2. Re:Spoiler Alert!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey Wil, I wouldn't talk since you were killed!!

    3. Re:Spoiler Alert!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And Wil Wheaton is killed in Nemisis. What's your point?

    4. Re:Spoiler Alert!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shut up Wesley! :p

    5. Re:Spoiler Alert!! by DaytonCIM · · Score: 2

      Oh you bastard! You ruined the whole thing! I'm calling Steven right now. I'm sure he'll have a few choice words for Zemeckis and Hanks; so I doubt very much you'll get your audition for The Polar Express.

  44. I will NEVER give Spielberg.... by SlySpy007 · · Score: 1

    ...another dime out of my pocket or another second of my time. After AI and that ball of crap Minority Report, I'm through with good old S.S.

    1. Re:I will NEVER give Spielberg.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I couldn't agree more!!

  45. sick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    especially your use of (shudder) "mecha"

  46. Taken... By SciFi - OR - Bumpers are better by emptybody · · Score: 2
    It started out great and then got exponentially worse. Too much crying...

    I would like to see what was left on the cutting room floor.

    Characters that changed completely or were dropped out entirely.

    supposedly there was a Narc in the AA mtg.

    Charley's personality does a 180.

    Little Blondie becomes a half-comatose bawling non-alien.

    MaxHeadroom and SheBitch pretend to have a thing for each other... Or do they...Or don't they... Beats me.

    Haul in the troops. Bang our sheilds. What you mean she's gone? Oh well I guess we can leave them alone now.

    It bit.

    The best parts of the show were the living-tattoos on the illustrated-chef, the buzzing in bubble-toed-insect-boy and the suprise budda-gator in the scifi-bumpers between shows

    I would love to see a show dedicated to all those creations.

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    1. Re:Taken... By SciFi - OR - Bumpers are better by SkankinChan · · Score: 1

      Well the Narc in the Abductees Anonymous meetings was the Dr. Lady. She was eventually shot in the back. If you want to talk about inconsistancies then you should talk about the part when that soldier is reading Ali, "Adventures of Huck Finn". They read that in a crazy order. That insect-boy short freaks me out.

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    2. Re:Taken... By SciFi - OR - Bumpers are better by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

      ># supposedly there was a Narc in the AA mtg.

      umm...it was the Doctor dummy.

      ># Charley's personality does a 180.

      most folks do when tehy have a family that they need to protect.

      ># Little Blondie becomes a half-comatose bawling non-alien.

      being that she is 1/4 alien, her body and mind does not have the endurence to withstand all that her powers demand. not to mention she was neve an alien, she was 1/4 alien.

      ># MaxHeadroom and SheBitch pretend to have a thing for each other... Or do they...Or don't they... Beats me.

      what are you blind? of course they have a thing going. her ambition just got the better of her and she ends up deeply regretting her actions (hint, she begins to cry durring the post mortum E-mail)

      >Haul in the troops. Bang our sheilds. What you mean she's gone? Oh well I guess we can leave them alone now.

      well, there is not much point in draging everyone in when every shred of evidence has been taken back. "yes Mr. President, these are the girl's parents...yes, the girl that was taken...what sir....what can we get from these people....ummmmm"

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    3. Re:Taken... By SciFi - OR - Bumpers are better by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

      I am sure that since 90% of the people today are comatose TV watchers like the parents in the movie matilda, they did not notice such a subtle anomali

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    4. Re:Taken... By SciFi - OR - Bumpers are better by effer · · Score: 1

      Let's not forget the flame vomiting toddler! Aaawwwwwww.

    5. Re:Taken... By SciFi - OR - Bumpers are better by eforhan · · Score: 1

      "well, there is not much point in draging everyone in when every shred of evidence has been taken back. "yes Mr. President, these are the girl's parents...yes, the girl that was taken...what sir....what can we get from these people....ummmmm" " Actually, I'm surprised the government didn't try to breed a new kid with the two.

    6. Re:Taken... By SciFi - OR - Bumpers are better by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

      they might have had patricia, or what ever the bitches name is, not changed her attitude.

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  47. lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hahahahahahah

    classic..That's going in my sig.

  48. Lexx? Are you mad? F- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Farscape at least introduced that bullshit "Jewel" comic relief girl late in the show. Lexx was just a giant alien comedy that never was scifi from the beginning. Lexx is junk. My computercase alone is better scifi scenerery than what lexx threw onto the stage.

  49. and you're also supid by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    I've never even SEEN AN AD ON TV for this "Taken", and I've got DirectTV. How often do I have to suffer through the watered-down crap on Sci-Fi to know about these kinda things?

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  50. You knew it was going to suck by Krueger+Industrial+S · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They started running commercials for Taken in June. With that much advance hype you just knew it was going to suck.

  51. XFiles + Close Encounters + ... = Taken? by Amigan · · Score: 1

    Watched the first two episodes, and the speed of the story was like watching paint dry. Caught pieces of eps 3 4 5 6, and the watched the final hour of ep 10. The plots of XFiles and Close
    Encounters did better explaining these same things.

    As far as I was concerned, SciFi bought a name and spent WAY too much for what they received. They'd have been better off keeping 'B5:Crusades' running or funding the other Stryzinski (-5) series...

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  52. larger than life? by kinobsd · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A lot of the less stellar movies from Spielberg 'seem' to be from the sci-fi genre. A lot of people were upset with Minority Report, AI, Lost World etc. (with the exception of Close Encounters). The Spielberg films a lot of us cherish are his more -believable- attempts; A Color Purple, Empire of the Sun, Jaws. A big part of watching a movie is knowing the characters..

  53. Re:Agree w/Author -- Taken Away and Dropped On Mar by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 2

    After the weekend though, it felt as if Spielberg decided to take a nap and let one of his assistants take over.

    Seeing as how Spielberg had nothing to do with the story, the writing, the directing, or the editing, that's not too hard to believe.

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  54. Re:Sick of reviewers, critics, skeptics, guides, e by juuri · · Score: 2

    Movies serve one purpose -- to entertain.

    And books?

    And Music?

    Movies are just as viable a form of teaching and communication as any other interaction with ideas, no matter their source.

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  55. Dakota Fanning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is a goddess! Just wait until she's grown up.

  56. My Impressions by MBCook · · Score: 5, Informative
    Well, I have to say that I was wondering when this would be on Slashdot. So here is what I have to say on the series.

    Taken

    I liked it alot. Yes it had it's flaws, yes there are better things, but it was very entertaining. That they got me to devote 2 hours a night to watching it, to using my VCR to tape my normal favorite shows to watch later (instead of tapeing "Taken" to watch later) shows that was good. The events themselves were well paced, and the show moved along untill the last 2 or 3 episodes, which seemed like they were stretching for time.

    I think that they did a very good job overall. I didn't think that the special effects were rediculous. Many times movies/miniseries/etc have special effects that are so over the top that you stop being "in" the movies, and get taken back to reality. That didn't happen here. I also think that Matt Frewer (the guy who played Edison Carter on Max Headroom) was perfect for his role. The little girl was great too. Nothing else seems to stand out that much acting wise. I also have to say that the switching between the 3 families was pretty confusing at first, before I got to know the characters. It seemed like they spent very little screen time on one family before moving to the next in some of the early episodes.

    The story was pretty good overall. There were lots of good "it makes you think" type things, or just new twists on old ideas. For example, I loved the idea that the craft that crashed in Roswell crashed BECAUSE OF a weather balloon. I don't think I've ever heard that before. That was just such a perfect idea. I do have a few problems though. First of all, things like the little alien implant being some kind of centipede looking thing which causes people to go insane (or whatever) bothered me. It's not the idea, it's that it wasn't really explained, AT ALL. Also, the whole thing of the burial site in the woods had next to nothing to do with the story, except as an excuse to kill people.

    So overall it was quite good. My biggest complaint can be derived from above. I think that there were a few things that they needed to spend more time on, and a number of things that they spent way to much time on (for their impact on the story). Overall, I'd give it a 4.5 or so out of 5. It was very intertaining.

    Spielberg

    Some have said above that he's "over the hill", "past his time", etc. Well, I think it's hit and miss. "Taken" was good, and I'm glad it was a miniseries because it wouldn't have worked as a movie, or just a 1 hour a week series. "AI" was pretty good, but it was LONG. A good chunk of that movie could go and it would be better. It reminded me ALOT of "Bicentennial Man," with a little bit of an "Outer Limits" episode thrown in. As for "Minority Report," I'm looking forward to seeing it. I always wait 'till things come out on DVD to see 'em, so I can't comment on it.

    Sci-Fi Channel

    I think they did great with this. It was heavily promoted so it didn't end up flying under the radar. And I'm glad that Spielberg's name was attached, because if that wasn't emphisized, I'm not sure I would have watched. I heard that it got over 6 million viewers one night (or something), which is the largest share any cable show has gotten ever (from what I heard, ignoring pay-per-view events); even outdoing the Sopranno's season primere. I do have two complaints for Sci-Fi though:

    1. Ditch the new logo - It's very distracting and anoying. The old dark blue one was much better. It wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't contantly on screen. It contrasts too much with dark scenes (which is alot of what you show).
    2. Get more commercials when you do something like this! It's not so bad when you watch normal TV, but after spending 2 hours a night for 2 weeks, I think I had every commercial memorized by the 4th day or so. It just got so repeditive. All I'm asking is to get more commercials, instead of the same 5 over and over and over. This is a common problem on many cable networks now, IMHO.
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    1. Re:My Impressions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      About the implant/centipede thing, that was weird,

      They take the implant out, it turns into the centipede thing, everyone goes crazy... then in a future episode, the doctor guy (whats his name? plays max headroom) has a handful of implants which they've removed, how come those didn't turn into centipedes? It wasn't explained as you said, and doesn't make sense.

    2. Re:My Impressions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sure it was explained! in fact the dialog in that scene when the dude put the things on the table explained it. those implants were "dead".

    3. Re:My Impressions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remember that, but they never explained why they made people go crazy or why they were centipede like in the first place.

    4. Re:My Impressions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's just how they looked and what they did. unexplained alien technology. hardly a plot hole though.

    5. Re:My Impressions by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I agree with what you say, mostly......

      the centepede thing was shaped that way becasue that is how the nurons were made in teh aliens, it was an artificial receiver....the reason it made them all insane had something to do with what the burning physocist said and became a running theme, "all your memories and all your fears"...presumably becasue that is what Jake clark, allie and the alien twins could do, we are to assume that the nature of the antena is what gives the psycic powers to the little implant thingy.

      as for the brothers in alaska....it was very X-files-y. however, it served an importent point...remember the conversation that Jake had with Owen in the car "I am not the only one that is importent to them"....think about how old those boys were...Jake was talking about them....they are another experiment in crossbreading, but they are a failure....they look awful, and they can not contol their powers. it is also the episode that the "torch" is passed from Own to eric. eric shows his terchorus side that he inherits from his father by leting his brother die, and allowing his father to die as well......Owen saw his death when Jake looked at him....he saw Eric standing over him, he knew Eric would betray him, that is why the note says "I was wrong about you" he thought his son did not have the kind of competativeness that was needed to achive greatness.

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      I am the Alpha and the Omega-3
    6. Re:My Impressions by Professor+Oompa · · Score: 1

      After reading so far down into this post I was glad to finally get to a post with some intelligent comments. Sure there are some out there that didnt like it, dont like Speilberg, dont like the channel, or all three, but after a hundred posts of that I think we get the point without everybody getting their jabs in.

    7. Re:My Impressions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope the sci-fi channel gets more commercials (though it's really up to the advertisers to pony up the money, you'd think :)

      I thought the series was pretty cool. Made you look forward to seeing what the next episode had in store. Agree with most of your comments!

    8. Re:My Impressions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The signifigance of the cave was the writing on the walls (litterally). If it hadn't been blown up, they could have translated the metal artifact.

  57. Great plot great writer doomed to fail by Felinoid · · Score: 1

    All I could think of when I saw the ad was how bad it would be.
    Each writer has a certion style. It's hard to stay fresh and on some level there are some elements some writers could never do well.
    This plot device has a HUGE potental and now forever doomed to be compaired to 'taken'.
    It's not 'spealbergian'. This is best done on low tech seldom a space ship with more goth stylings.
    It's gotta go in directions he can't go.
    Picture a Buffy the vampire slayer where Buffy never gets hurt.
    Picture a StarTrek where the main cast members die as often as red shirts.
    (Not becouse the actor wants out but to maintain a certion roll over of reality where everybody dies eventually)

    I admit I never saw it but I can't help feel he's jumped to quickly into the dark.
    He's got experence in the light and cute now he's gotta learn writing all over again if he wants to go this deep.

    I had my doupts about my attatude.. still do.. I've never seen how can I know for sure?
    But if Clive Barker were to make a Smerfs cartoon I'd have no doupt it'd be screwed.
    Oh well... He'll be able to approch the subject matter later when his gothic stylings have matured...
    Who knows maybe we'll see a total rewrite with a diffrent title from him.

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  58. Compared to "Alfred Hitchcock Presents" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Compare "Taken" to "Alfred Hitchcock Presents" (an anthology series from the early days of television). In both cases a reknowned director put his name on a TV product that he did not write or direct.

    Spielberg spent $20 million while Hitchcock worked on a shoestring budget (the series was cheaply produced even by 1950's standards). The real difference? Though the quality of the Hitchcock TV series was sometimes uneven, overall the presentation was filled with wit, intelligence, and first-rate talent. Nearly a half-century later, many episodes are considered classics. The series continues to play in syndication around the world.

    Despite Spielberg's nearly endless budget, digital effects, modern color & sound, and TEN hours running time(about as much as an entire season of Hitchcock), "Taken" falls flat.

    For posterity's sake, perhaps the miniseries should be retitled "Mistaken".

  59. Could it be... by Roger+Burns · · Score: 1

    the mini series, being scifi, is ahead of its time?

    1. Re:Could it be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More like behind, its a copy of every alien movie/story of the past 50 years.

  60. It's about time compression of plot...... by Dr_Marvin_Monroe · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Let me start out by saying that "yes, it plot seemed to be less interesting as the episodes went by"...but I think this has more to do with the time compression element of the story than it does with Steven Spielberg.

    I really like the first 5 episodes, I also thought Jesse K. was the best character of the show. The early episodes with Owen Crawford held me spellbound (that character was my manager at Terabeam). The episode directed by the former "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" was easily the spookiest. As the story came out of the "time compression" that they were holding to in the early episodes, the plot started to wander. There just wasn't enough depth of character to fill up the final hours.

    Remember also that Steven S. was the overseer of all the other directors. The individual episodes had seperate directors and I could feel the difference from show to show.

    In the end, it's all just entertainment....and most people here posting watched it...enjoy it, it was free and you also got to see those halfway funny IBM ads.

  61. Those awful Canadian Accents... by ovapositor · · Score: 1

    I really don't mind if these sci-fi production companies chooose to film in Canada because it is cheaper. However, I really get freakin irritated when their Canadian actor's hideous accents wreck the mood. I mean these are supposed to be Texans, and people from Las Vegas. It sounded like I was watching CNBC.

    Thank you for yor time.

    1. Re:Those awful Canadian Accents... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CNBC = Cable NBC... hows that canadian? unless canada has a candian ver called CNBC?

      Either way, I didn't notice the accents.

    2. Re:Those awful Canadian Accents... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't notice any accents, eh? Your probably just a stupid hoser anyway.

    3. Re:Those awful Canadian Accents... by /dev/trash · · Score: 2

      I think he means the CBC.

    4. Re:Those awful Canadian Accents... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but much of the show was in the northwest too! Minnesota had a considerable chunk of the show (and that's where I noticed the accents the most, the upward inflection).

  62. Borrowed from Dune, it sounds by iceman_IX · · Score: 1

    I wasn't able to catch the miniseries, though I saw it was by Spielberg and wanted to...but it seems he borrowed a lot from Dune, the comprehensive Science fiction epic by Frank Herbert. Resurrecting humans from their dead cells. These resurrected bodies were called Gholas. Just wanted to add that...

    1. Re:Borrowed from Dune, it sounds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no humans were ressurected in this.. other than maybe the guy who got shot, but wasnt dead, and the little girl healed him

  63. I agree, but to a point... by ruiner13 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The first 5 were fantastic, I won't argue with that. The last five were mediocre, but I had other reasons to watch. The actor who played Lisa Clarke (Emily Bergl) used to ride my school bus with me. Kinda interesting seeing someone you used to sit next to in a miniseries. Good for her though, I think she did a great job, even though the episodes she starred in were a bit lacking in plot.

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    1. Re:I agree, but to a point... by MeatMan · · Score: 0

      I know what you mean. I went to High School with Lindsay Wagner's (Bionic Woman / former Ford Truck Spokesperson Extraordinaire) brother. She used to go to the flicks with us, the beach, hang out with us and swimming in the family pool. It was weird seeing her on TV as the Bionic Woman after that. Actually, after she became a TV star, that was all anyone ever saw of her anymore was on TV. The best part about it though, was seeing her in her bikini and playing Marco Polo with her in the pool. There's nothing like grabbing the ass of or accidently groping the breasts of a TV star :P

    2. Re:I agree, but to a point... by GMontag451 · · Score: 2
      The actor who played Lisa Clarke (Emily Bergl) used to ride my school bus with me. Kinda interesting seeing someone you used to sit next to in a miniseries.

      So did you sit through the other horrendous piece of crap she was in too (I'm talking about Carrie 2)? She seems like she might have some talent, but she sure as hell needs to get better scripts.

  64. 48,000th story! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    48,000th story, baby! woot!

  65. Re:I Liked When the Visitors Turn Out to Be Lizard by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

    now THAT was a good mini series!!!

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    I am the Alpha and the Omega-3
  66. There was only one way to watch this. by Morky · · Score: 1

    Tivo. I can't imagine how anyone braved the commercials every two minutes without it.

  67. taken, HongKong style soap by Nidage · · Score: 1

    It is suck, but it is not a Spielberg film. He is just a producer-- the big boss behind, not the director. The film made me remember those sick old days watching Hongkong made _cheap_ films. Good guys are so good, bad guys are so bad, they are just some silly make up but not living humen. Don't mention how stupied the story is.

  68. The Flaw - possible spoilers by mwdib · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Yes, I feel a bit taken by Taken. IMO, the flaw with this particular tale was a lack of clear conclusion. It became fairly obvious by about hour 16, that the author really never decided for himself what the aliens were really doing. Instead, we got a bunch of vagueness about post-reptilian brains and the "next step in evolution." Yawn.

    I'm sure I'm not the only long-term sci-fi fan who reacts to the premise "the next stage of human evolution" with ennui and disinterest.

    The lack of a compelling motivation for the aliens -- and just saying "it's beyond our understanding" is nothing more than a cop-out -- is the fatal flaw in Taken.

    I liked the characterization -- particularly the character of Mary, one of the best cold-hearted bitches to come down the track in a while -- the extended story line, many (but not all) of the special effects, and the overall concept. However, the lack of any real conclusion spoiled the mix. Yes, I'm sorry the mother had to let go of the little girl, but that's hardly an emotional conclusion that fit the overall piece -- sort of like framing Romeo and Juliet in terms of Nurse's little girl growing up.

    Sigh.

    Julian May.
    Alfred Bester.
    Poul Anderson.
    People who knew how to end a story.

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    "When I grow up, I'll be stable."
    1. Re:The Flaw - possible spoilers by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

      so I guess that the whole "you have the capacity to hate and love, we lack both" thing was lost on you huh.

      hint, when the dying alien speaks, listen...notice that his fealings had been awakened by his statement "if I had it to do all over again, I wouldn't"

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      I am the Alpha and the Omega-3
    2. Re:The Flaw - possible spoilers by mwdib · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Nope. It wasn't lost on me. I just didn't find it terribly compelling and/or interesting.

      Okay, you're a behavioral biologist studying chimps and you notice that human females have lost estrus as a result of evolution, so you undertake a cross-species hybridization program to . . .

      Yeah. Right.

      Now, if they needed to breed superior warriors to fight an enemy race . . .

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      "When I grow up, I'll be stable."
    3. Re:The Flaw - possible spoilers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Sigh.

      Julian May.
      Alfred Bester.
      Poul Anderson.
      People who knew how to end a story."

      Julian May? Has she ever actually ended the Galatic Mileu stories yet?

    4. Re:The Flaw - possible spoilers by Cryptnotic · · Score: 2

      Well, that would make dating easier...

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    5. Re:The Flaw - possible spoilers by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

      so, you just did not like the explanation? well, just so you know that he was telling the truth, when a charactor in liturature and film is dying, the words that come out of there mouth are the truth. you may not like the truth, but that is what it is.

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      I am the Alpha and the Omega-3
  69. Spielberg is pathetic by madpuppy · · Score: 1

    I am truly amazed about how bad his films have gotten, there is more flash and gee wiz than story.
    I heard that he will directing another Indiana Jones film, I hope that he doesn't screw it up Like Lucas is with Star wars.
    what do you expect from a guy who is asshole buddies with Bill Gates.

    1. Re:Spielberg is pathetic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hardly anyone can stand up to people's memories of how great they once were. people change over time, its usually called growing up. btw, I fell asleep during the Star Wars (#4) when it first came out (I was 17). I liked it about 15 years later!

  70. Don't Blame Steven Spielberg!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you had been paying attention you would have noticed "Taken" was not Steven Spielberg's doing, rather, it was made by Speven Steelberg. Speven's work is unwaverinly brilliant, warranting your undivided attention, adulation and praise by virtue of the power of his name alone. When Speven Steelberg "presents", you'd better watch. I didn't.

  71. Try watching it again buddy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Ally is grown up in episode 18

    And ready for you to take her down town to make the day of some aliens.

    Who can't agree this picture looks like Allison at 18years old? If you disagree, I say you have bad tastes!

    1. Re:Try watching it again buddy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ROTFLMAO!

  72. MOD ME UP SCOTTY! I FOUND EPISODE 18 of TAKEN! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Quick picture of Allison, all grown up, in episode 18!

    NOTE: she is in the middle of a field...making crop-circles maybe?

  73. IN SOVIET RUSSIA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the movie picks YOU apart

  74. WE know YOU are. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    eat shit you tastless trekkar!

  75. MOD ME UP! I FOUND EPISODE 18 on KAZAA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ally is grown up, by the time of episode 18. She is somewhere in her late teens. Picture here.

    Thank me now!

  76. "Taken" was actually really good by Anenga · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I don't know what this FUD is all about. The people here reviewing it probably only saw one episode. You have to see the entire 20 hours, which I did, to get the entire experience. The reason most of the people here dislike it is probably because it had limited "action" and more drama/story.

    I saw the promo for "Taken" on the USA Network (USA is affiliated/owns the SciFi Channel?) and I was a bit skeptical. Also, it seemed Spielberg was getting too much glory, as there were many many directors (one for each episode, I believe) who took part in the miniseries. So if you don't like this, it isn't entirly Spielberg's fault.

    Anyways, I thought the miniseries was very good. Probably the best miniseries I've ever seen. And the best "Alien" story, in terms of accuracy and "it could of happened"-ness, as well.

    The great thing about the miniseries was the theme of "Family" as it followed three families from the 1940's to today. They pulled it off quite well, as you could see traits of the characters which resembeled their parents/grandparents. And how they all intermeshed and met up again in the future.

    The Government was portrayed quite badly, as offical governement workers often killed off innocent people to keep the secret. If the Government really did that, it is very dangerous. Here's a tip: If you ever find aliens/UFO's etc., call CNN or the Today show gang, not Uncle Sam. It reminds me of one of the few episodes of Stargate I've seen, where some guy says "It's almost worst to lie to your citizens than to commit murder".

    The aliens were interesting as well. They did a good job of crafting them, but I believe they could of done better on the special effects. They certainly weren't up to par with the current movies in theatres, but around to where "Enterprise" is. The Alien ships were interesting, as it displayed what they could look like in the interior. The theory about them meshing together to create one big craft was interesting as well.

    All in all, the people who did this miniseries did do their homework. As I reconized a lot of plot which was taken out of real life events. I also remember the crew mentioning that they intereviewed abductees and sifted through a large amount of documented events and theories before doing the show, which payed off IMO.

    I would like to see a sequal, but I'd like Steven Spielberg also to do it. If it loses any of it's original imagineers, I think it would be very disapointing.

    1. Re:"Taken" was actually really good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you watched 20 hours and seem proud of the fact. does that strike anyone else as a little sad?

    2. Re:"Taken" was actually really good by Anenga · · Score: 2
      you watched 20 hours and seem proud of the fact. does that strike anyone else as a little sad?
      How many hours of Farscape, X-Files or Simpsons have you watched? Lurking Slashdot? What on earth is your point?

      20 hours poured into good entertainment isn't wasted IMO.
    3. Re:"Taken" was actually really good by Whispers_in_the_dark · · Score: 2

      I would like to see a sequal

      Entitled "Returned to Sender" perhaps? The matured Allie is banished from alien-heaven after she re-introduces the species to pr0n and opens up a brothel. In retaliation, she posts a story on slashdot linked to the alien subconcious's website thus causing their ultimate demise.

      (Actually, I like the mini-series overall but I just couldn't help myself.)
  77. Re:Agree w/Author -- Taken Away and Dropped On Mar by Fishstick · · Score: 3, Informative

    Yeah really. Which part of "Steven Speilburg presents " is not understood?

    There were 11 different people credited with directing, and Leslie Bohem is credited with the writing.

    What did Speilburg do on this project?

    "Executive Producer"

    A producer who is not involved in any technical aspects of the filmmaking process, but who is still responsible for the overall production. Typically an executive producer handles business and legal issues. See also associate producer, co-producer, line producer.

    There were 7 other people credited with co-producing this little epic.

    Steven apparently wrote the checks and had meetings once in a while to oversee what everyone else was doing.

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    There is much cruelty in the universe, John.
    Yeah, we seem to have the tour map.

  78. Maybe Chris Carter should have done this instead by ObiWonKanblomi · · Score: 0

    I have to agree that whatever Stevie tacks his name on now usually ends up sucking long schlong. However, as was mentioned in another post, this was mostly due to the large orgy of directors (wasn't there one unique director per episode?). My personal fave was the one directed by the guy who did Poltergeist (forgot the ep

    To make it simpler, I'll refer to the separate stories as the Crawford, Clarke, and Keys stories.

    So what were the pros of this series? Well, it looked like they really thought it out with the first five episodes. Everything up to the moment when Owen Crawford dies is pretty darn good. The other thing too is that these writers should have known just by putting a mini-series on sci-fi, this was going to be viewed primarily by sci-fi junkies and geeks. I think this was sorta kept in mind during the first five episodes, but then it went to shit. Oh yeah, kudos to Matt Frewer in his performance..by far the best in the whole mini-series.

    The Craford Story
    The tech and such was pretty well thought out, but then if you talk to some aerospace buffs, you'll find out that LMartin wasn't really doing much aerospace in the mid 50s. Not to mention, all flying wing research was scrapped immediately after Edwards' crash in the late 40s. They also seemed to be right on the money by using a thinktank of primarily physicists and engineers to try to figure out what as going on in the 50s. However, there were like no thinktank groups at all that were being used after 57 or so, which makes me really wonder how much these writers know about how the military would approach such a problem. I do applaud, however, the way the writers incorporated such events as the crashing of a UFO into a weather balloon near Roswell, NM.

    Keys Story
    So this part of the story had a lot of potential, but was ruined by mid story. I won't waste a lot of words on this, but how could a guy like the Keys grandson suddenly turn his opinion around about "our friends" (aliens, as was referred to by Clark and associates) in light of how those abductions ruined the lives of his father and grandfather? The story was rich when telling about the lives of Jesse and his father facing with the traumas of abduction. Then again, I guess meeting with the Clarke chick just made him forget all about all those years of suffering.

    Clarke

    This story was gay from day one. Alien man makes love to texan woman. How hick can ya get? Half-breed son has a love for hot dogs and and baseball. Granddaughter likes pink hair and drumming. Great-granddaughter can make everyone see flying saucers with the power of her mind.

    Overall, this story could have been better, but the line the Crawford daughter said explained it all....

    "This isn't the X-files"

  79. Re:Agree w/Author -- Taken Away and Dropped On Mar by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 2

    Steven apparently wrote the checks and had meetings once in a while to oversee what everyone else was doing.

    If I had to take a wild-ass guess, I'd say that Spielberg probably backed the production with his reputation and good name. I'm sure this miniseries cost a fortune to produce, and DreamWorks probably wouldn't have been able to raise the money to do it if it hadn't been for Spielberg's involvement.

    But again, that's just a guess.

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  80. didn't get the point, i guess? by barake · · Score: 1

    i guess everyone missed the big fat christ-type story going on. throughout the series you can draw parralels to events in the bible. also, the whole "it was too much like other alien movies". it was supposed to be. the people saw what they wanted to see. that's why everything seemed like a cliche, more or less.

    1. Re:didn't get the point, i guess? by ObiWonKanblomi · · Score: 0

      the point is that aliens are our friends...=)...oh yeah, and that they are searching for the meaning of life as we are...GAY!

  81. Damn Child Molestor! by ObiWonKanblomi · · Score: 0

    You are one sick puppy...she's only 9!

    1. Re:Damn Child Molestor! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eight year olds, Dude...

  82. you actually watched it ?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    then yes you were taken and no we can't help recover them time that was lost to you forever...

  83. Re:MOD ME UP! I FOUND EPISODE 18 on KAZAA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Allie grows up to be Sylvia Saint? Holy Christ! I knew that chick couldn't be from this planet. Being able to take Rocco's cock up the ass just ain't natural.

  84. They also stole from "A Christmas Story" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was ROTFLMAO when the tollhouse lady said "You'll shoot your eye out" to one of the soilders in the saucer thing. That's when I turned it off. But you know what the scary thing is. The channel that I turned on next was playing "A Christmas Story" and Ralphies mom just got finish telling him "You don't need a bb gun, YOU'LL SHOOT YOUR EYE OUT." I think I'll go have some chocolate chip cookies now.

  85. Oh yeah by MacAndrew · · Score: 2

    I forgot to commend Who Framed Roger Rabbit though what I liked about the film had much more to do with the styling, dialog, and Bob Hoskins's amazing ability to act against thin air. Kathleen Turner's uncredited voicing of Jessica Rabbit was very nice. It felt like a movie where Spielberg was farther in the background, some 15 years ago.

  86. Sphere? My God, It Was Awful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Taken had elements of Sphere? My condolences.

    Sphere was awful, stinky, just plain bad. The book stunk, and so did the movie.

  87. It WAS ressurection for a DAY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I agree with you mostly, however, the mother was not simply some construct to act like his mother. It was a cloned body and it was altered so that it wouldn't think about much other than david, but the mecha had captured her "soul" and placed it within the new body, which is why it would only last for a day. The mecha had discovered that once a "pathway had been taken in space-time it closes and cannot be reopened"... so, once someone was braught back from the dead, as soon as they lose consciousness (fall asleep), they die again & once they do, they're gone forever.

    1. Re:It WAS ressurection for a DAY by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 2

      the mecha had captured her "soul" and placed it within the new body, which is why it would only last for a day

      No, that doesn't add up. The person we see in Act III is only vaguely reminiscent of the person we see in Act I. It's pretty clear that the Act III Monica is just the product of David's memories and hopes.

      Remember, Act I Monica is no stranger to hysterics. Awakening in her house with no memory of how she got there and no trace of her real son or her husband would have sent her over the edge. The speech by the narrator to David is just a polite fiction, just as a parent would tell a child that the presents under the tree came from Santa Claus, or that a dead pet had gone to doggie Heaven.

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      I write in my journal
  88. Spielberg was NEVER that good by Bueller_007 · · Score: 1

    Shouldn't this comment have been made around the time that Jurassic Park 2 came out?

    But seriously. Speilberg is NOT the end-all be-all of directors, and he never was. He is just good at making popular movies. Not particularly good ones.

    Not to say that I didn't enjoy his films, but his "films" completely lack the sense of aesthetic beauty of the works of Errol Morris, Peter Jackson, Stanley Kubrick or even George Lucas. Jaws and Schindler's List are the two highlights of his career; he put his heart and soul into each one of these pictures.

    Let's not say that he was ever the best director of all time. He's the most successful director of all time. (Him or George Lucas...I forget which.) And as all you Linux people can surely agree, corporate success does not necessarily equate with quality.

  89. speaking of nonsense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    shut up...it's fiction, you idiot. The guy has a right to his opinion. Cram your attitude for once....or is your head in the way, as usual.

  90. Taken??!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What the hell is wrong with you whiners? Mor eto the point... what were you watching, and what bad whacky weed were you inhaling?

    Taken was excellent. You say it's slow? I don't agree. I thought the plot cooked along, touching on a lot of common preconceptions about aliens, and tweaking them. Such as the weather balloon CAUSING the crash. That was almost a stroke of genius.

    Did is slow down in the second week (last 5 eps)? Sure it did. We went into real time story mode. That's a given in most cases unless the title of the show is "24". It more than made up that in the 9th episode... the ruse was almost PERFECT, and pulled off to excellent effect. It was probably one of the best hours of television in quite awhile.

    Then again... opinions are like arse holes. We all have em, and we don't need to see em.

  91. SciFi replacing FOX for taking alien believers? by kirkjobsluder · · Score: 2

    I've been avoiding the series primarily because SciFi seems to be hell bent on reviving the US UFOlogy entertainment industry. This has been suffering recently since the X-Files colapsed under the weight of its own overdone mythos. There has always been a strong link between fiction about UFOs and the so called "true stories". Many early encounters cribbed details from recent science fiction movies before convirging on the current pattern of abduction stories. At any rate it is interesting to see the sudden invesment by SciFi in the abduction mythos at a time in which even many key players in American UFOlogy are backing away from the huge number of abduction claims made in the 90s.

    1. Re:SciFi replacing FOX for taking alien believers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >at a time in which even many key players in American UFOlogy
      are backing away from the huge number of abduction claims made in the
      90s.

      Is that right? Very interesting indeed. Where can I read more about that?

  92. I haven't seen it, and never will because... by Zathras11 · · Score: 1

    due to his far left-wing politics, I am
    boycotting anything connected to Spielberg.
    I will not spend one second nor one cent on what
    he produces, as he would only turn around and
    give it to his fellow socialists. And since I'm
    sure it will be accused, I can assure you this
    has nothing to do with his religion!

    1. Re:I haven't seen it, and never will because... by nagora · · Score: 1
      I will not spend one second nor one cent on what he produces, as he would only turn around and give it to his fellow socialists.

      Oh, no! A person that shares things instead of thinking of new ways to shit on everyone else. Hanging's too good for him.

      If you're going to post things like that you could at least be more specific for those of us that have never heard Spielburg (who, for the record, I don't like) talking politics. But I suppose that wouldn't be as good a troll.

      TWW

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  93. Corpse of PT Barnum now oversees all productions by mabu · · Score: 1

    After seeing that piece of crap called "A.I.", he fooled me once; shame on him. After seeing that piece of crap called "Minority Report", he fooled me twice; shame on me. Pardon me if I don't even need to see his latest effort. I'm still scraping the doo off my shoes from his last productions. What Madonna was and now is to music, Spielberg has inherited the same legacy. Someone please put a parking meter in his slot at the production studio to collect money to reimburse me for the pain and suffering I've been put through as he tries to milk the last remaining bit of money he can from his ever-fleeting burst of notoriety.

  94. Re:Sick of reviewers, critics, skeptics, guides, e by rootmonkey · · Score: 1

    I agree. And the answers

    1) The story started to take me somewhere but in the end it didn't.

    2) I actually haven't finished that last half of the last episode (I don't care to either). I spent all that time wathcing all the episodes but I still didn't care what happened to anyone in the story.

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  95. 3.2 million? by Eric+Damron · · Score: 1

    I really love my hound dog but I guess for 3.2 million I could loan him to the military...

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    1. Re:3.2 million? by Eric+Damron · · Score: 1

      Oops. Attached to the wrong story...

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  96. Re:Sick of reviewers, critics, skeptics, guides, e by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Didn't you ever learn that the bitch was in the details?

    How WELL did it take you somewhere? WHY?

    HOW MUCH do you care about the outcome? WHY?

    I suppose you could write a whole standard review answering those.

  97. Is your sister hot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    see subject.

  98. Close Encounters, Anyone? by Mulletproof · · Score: 4, Funny

    After shows like the X-Files, movies like Signs and his own Close Encounters, this series is not simply redundant, but just outright lame

    There were some elements of this movie that were done and done quite well, but there simply wasn't enough to hold it together, not to mention I felt like I was watching every alien abduction movie that had ever been filmed spaced across a two weeks and massive hype. To make it worse, you finally find out the core of the Aliens plan of diabolical abductions, cross breeding and secret agendas... It's because they're curious. WHAT!? It took two weeks to tell the audiance that alien abductions are caused by beings that are "curious" and are looking to reawaken their emotions?! They needed this epic breeding program to find out THAT?! Aliens that don't know right and wrong. They're just curious. It was a total anti-climax. And in the end, all is right with the world and psycho woman finally sees the error of her ways, after the murder and attempted murder of a dozen people along the way. Riiiiiight.

    I'll ask Spielburg a minor favor here... Don't make another alien abduction movie. Ever. Or a movie about aliens. Or one involving space. Or one...

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  99. Mambo No. 5 by Ellen+Ripley · · Score: 1

    "Taken" seems to have taken a little bit from "Firestarter", "E.T.", "Sphere" and quite a few others."

    Including, as barake pointed out, the Christian Holy Bible. The riot troopers in episode 10 were definitely evocative of Roman soldiers.

    How much could this series be thought of as having Taken from CE3K or simply expanded on it? That would depend on just how much Spielberg was involved in the day-to-day as opposed to just being the money guy.

    There's a hint of Nietzscheanism toward the end in the idea that Allie is superior because she's a combination of alien intellectualism and human passion. The subtext still reads to me that the aliens are missing something due to their 'more evolved' state, a la GR's Earth: Final Conflict, and that it's the humans who are better. It's almost the Trek prejudice that humans have something special and unique and are superior to other species, but I'll want to watch episode 10 again before I commit to that.

    Of course, as "I'm confused! I don't know which genre flick I want to rip off!" filmmaking goes, Taken is still far superior to Event Horizon or Supernova. (It genuiniely pains me to bash an Angela Basset movie.)

    And, of course, it's always good to see more of Matt Frewer.

  100. Re:Sick of reviewers, critics, skeptics, guides, e by Snaller · · Score: 2

    Movies serve one purpose -- to entertain.

    No, that's not a fact - just an opinion.

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  101. Holy Fucking Shit!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're completely discounting a 20 hour series becuase in one 2 minute scene some tires didn't act the way you expecting them to? Wow.

  102. Re:Sick of reviewers, critics, skeptics, guides, e by CapnRob · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Oh, get a grip.
    Anime can be tentacle rape. And there's nothing that says it has to be 'captivating, wonderful film.' It's not new - it's been around as long as animation has been made in Japan - and it's just as much of an art form as any other mass media. It's a mass media. There's good anime. There's bad anime. There's tentacle rape anime. There's magical girl anime. There's five-people-in-giant-robots-saving-the-world anime. Some of it is pretty good. Some of it stinks to high heaven. Saying that all anime is 'captivating, wonderful' is like saying that all novels are 'captivating, wonderful,' or all comic books are 'captivating, wonderful,' or ... hell, pick a mass media. By insisting that all anime is incredibly good, you're basically showing that you have absolutely no ability to critically evaluate it. A hint: Any art form or mass media in which a single fight scene can take twenty half-hour episodes to get through, not including the digressions away from said fight scene to show other, minor characters fighting, is not automatically captivating. Nor, I would like to point out, is it automatically wonderful. So, I reiterate: Get a grip.

  103. Please people get a brain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Taken was not sci-fi. It was a drama with sci-fi elements. I didn't get a chance to wath the first four episodes because I was afraid of what Speilberg would do to sci-fi. If you go into a series expecting something, the you will generally be disappointed. And as for the people saying it is a rip-off of other movies and tv programs, there is no such thing as an original idea. Well, except for maybe Memento. The reasons the aliens are so much like what everyone else has written is because the storyline's premise are the events and ideas around the roswell incident and other supposed alien abductions. I thought the storyline was pretty good and cohesive considering it took 20 hours to tell. People bounced around from bad guy to good guys because that is how it really is. Even Moussalini had his good side. Now I am not saying that Taken was an excellent series. Taken was an acceptable piece of work. For those of you who say you wasted 20 hours of your life watching it. What would you have done with those lost hours? Watched other tv show you could complain about. It is not like you would have written a masterpiece of human literature, cured cancer, or stopped world suffering. How do I know that? Anyone who watches that much tv is bound to not have an imagination, cripling their creative thinking.

    1. Re:Please people get a brain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right people watching TV are losers, and so are those posting on Slashdot, people, get a life !

  104. Re:If your face were right here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Haha. Looks like you got mode'd. Dumb whore.

  105. Re:MOD ME UP! I FOUND EPISODE 18 on KAZAA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's not Sylvia Saint, Sylvia Saint has larger nipples than that. Have you ever noticed that her left one is larger than her right one also?

  106. Spielberg new to TV? Not so by Gudlyf · · Score: 2

    Doesn't anyone recall Spielberg's Amazing Stories ? I'm a huge fan of Twilight Zone, and these were similar shows to that. However, I believe just as with Taken, Spielberg did not wright all of the episodes -- he just had his name attached to the series.

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  107. I thought it sucked immediately on watching it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I didn't talk to anyone else before forming my opinion on it. I didn't wait to read a review about it. In fact, I never read or watch reviews for movies.

    The movie sucked. Perhaps it was powerful. I don't deny it. But it sucked.

    It sucked ass.

    I felt bad for the robot boy, true. I felt sad when the mother (replica or resurrection, either way) died, and the kid closed his eyes to sleep too.

    But mostly I felt like it should have ended when the kid was under the water staring at the blud fairy. Even more, I felt like I got "taken" for $10 for the price of the ticket.

    True, at first I thought his rescuers were an alien race, but later I realized they were just "evolved" robots. Natural to expect that, especially since it was mentioned by the gigolo robot earlier in the movie.

    It still sucked.

    They could have gone a lot of better ways than showing that humans disappeared and only robots were left. They could have gone a lot of ways different than taking the robot out of his time.

    They didn't. And it sucked. It probably (or will probably) win awards. People who consider themselves the elite will sit and think about the movie, and come up with reasons why it is a great movie. But it sucked. I didn't pay $10 to see a movie that will be considered great and thought-provoking by the "elite" of the artistic and intellectual set. I paid $10 to see a fun scifi movie that would be entertaining.

    It sucked, and it wasn't entertaining. "Artists" can pile a quart of dog shit on a plate and call it art, but I resent being told I should appreciate it as art just because they tell me. I really don't like paying $10 to view it.

    1. Re:I thought it sucked immediately on watching it by GMontag451 · · Score: 1
      I didn't pay $10 to see a movie that will be considered great and thought-provoking by the "elite" of the artistic and intellectual set. I paid $10 to see a fun scifi movie that would be entertaining.

      Then go watch Event Horizon and The 5th Element and be happy with your mindless action sci-fi. The rest of us that actually like to have our minds stimulated and provoked will watch good sci-fi movies.

    2. Re:I thought it sucked immediately on watching it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ever consider the possibility that maybe you are just thick?

  108. The "Taken" Channel... by LdyArdRhi · · Score: 4, Funny

    I was just annoyed as all hell at the total usurpation of the entire channel for a two-week period for this damn mini-series.

    When ABC runs a mini-series, they don't suspend every other show on their network for the duration -- they show all of their regular programming at their usual times, changing only necessary shows to open up slots for the mini-series.

    But not the Sci-Fi^h^h^h^h^h^hTaken Channel! They removed EVERYTHING BUT "Taken" from the lineup and replaced every single show with the cheesiest movie they could find, as though any timeslot NOT devoted to showing episodes of "Taken" (OR "Roswell" retrospectives" were beamed directly to the Satellite of Love.

    I found this maddening, to say the least. I would have liked to be able to turn on the channel at some other time during that two weeks and see something OTHER than "Taken", bad Roswell "in search of" take-offs, or MST3K fodder. At the very least, I would have liked to be able to watch Babylon 5...but that's a totally different complaint. They don't give a crap about any show the fans actually LIKE. (Like Farscape.)

    But I digress...

    Then there is the sheer level of saturation. They decided to give us the super-deluxe "phalanx-gun" treatment for the "Taken Experience", making absolutely certain that there was NO WAY IN HELL we could miss an episode except on purpose!

    Each episode would be shown THREE TIMES in a row, then once again the next night, before the new episode, then all of the first week's episodes were shown AGAIN on Saturday and Sunday, just in case! Then they showed the WHOLE THING this weeekend, in case you missed the last two weeks!

    I must admit that it *was* convenient one night, when I simply HAD to watch the 11PM showing due to an evening meeting that ran long, but I could have set my VCR if I had needed to. This was such overwhelming oversaturation, it approached the baroque.

    I certainly hope the ratings were what they expected...because it seems to me that Vivendi placed an awful lot of hope on this mini-series. If it didn't generate what they expected, I expect next to hear reports of bankruptcy filings.

    ---ArdRhi

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    1. Re:The "Taken" Channel... by glitchvern · · Score: 1

      I actually liked them showing it over and over like that. I didn't have to worry about missing it at all. It was the kind of thing where if you missed one you would be kind of lost. I often came in on the second hour of an episode and watched it through and then watched the first hour. I'ld usually watch the second hour again after that so I could see it in a more linear way.

  109. Thank you for using the M-word! by dandelion_wine · · Score: 2

    I was wondering how many posts it would take for someone to say it. Yes, not all Spielberg films are happy tales. He's simply a master of melodrama. What offends isn't how sugary things can get, or how sad, but how overtly MANIPULATIVE his touch can be.

    If you're even a little sensitive to blatant emotional manipulation, you won't think Saving Private Ryan is all that brilliant. What happened to subtlety? "Oh, but war isn't subtle." Mmm, thanks for the info. Some directors might think tugging on those heartstrings is more effective when it's not done with heavy-gauge cable. *That* is why E.T. disappeared from the public consciousness so soon after it was the incredibly big hit it was (no, not now when it's trendy to trot it out, as an example however not as good viewing fare) -- because it was so sentimental and overtly manipulative, no one wanted to admit they had been successful victims.

    Lots of people saying "That's what makes a blockbuster -- make people feel good." Well, maybe. In fact, probably. But **good** films, IMHO -- the ones you don't want to forget -- are the ones that don't give you easy answers, in S-man's case try to push them down your throat. What if Mookie had "done the right thing"? We'd all feel fine as we walked out of the theatre (all is right with the world -- good people do good things and the wicked are punished), and wholly unchallenged. Spike made us sort out some complicated issues for ourselves. (I won't talk about his later stuff)

    When has Spielberg ever done more than spoon-feed us his own answers to his questions?

    1. Re:Thank you for using the M-word! by MacAndrew · · Score: 2

      See, I knew I wasn't just a curmudgeonly crank. Or not the only one. :)

      I was mystified by people like Ebert going over the top on Ryan. Normally the critics are more wary of pap.

  110. Hey jeepliberty ! I know your sister ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    jeepliberty, is that you ? I'm Jack, remember me, with the blue Ford pickup ? Did you see your sister in that movie ?
    http://www.chicktrick.com/gdpdq/Tricked_-_Felicia_ Videos/felicia-high.asf

    And you thought she was writing movies eh ?

  111. MTBF? by Angelwrath · · Score: 2

    Seems to me, that one possible interpretation could be that David had simply gotten into the two-sigma range of his MTBF and died out, or, like a cell phone in dormant mode, simply exhausted his power supply over thousands of years and it was eventually used up.

  112. You're Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Spielberg did NOT direct this movie, he produced it. Not to mention, there were 10 directors for this project. Each director's interpretation of how the movie ought to play out is different...you should know that. Spielberg brought this show because of an interest he has with extraterrestrials. Don't bash Spielberg's creative talent or ability to direct on something he did not do.
    On the topic of A.I. - sure it wasn't his usual performance, but he came back with Minority Report. And let's not forget Jurrassic Park, Jaws, and Schindler's List.
    In conclusion, Fuck You.

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  114. Well, but you watched the whole thing! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok, reading responses here, it seems most people didn't like it on the whole (especially the last few episodes).

    With that said, how come you STILL watched all 20 hours of it! According to many of the responses, it started sucking around hours 10-12... that means you watched 8-10 hours of a show you hated!?!

    Are we all gluttons for punishment or did you secretly like it and don't want to admit it. They did SOMETHING right if you watched all 20 hours!

  115. Breeding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Am I the only one who realized that the military could have taken Allie's parents and bred them to make more little Allie's?

  116. Shmielburg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I always found him to be repetitive.
    ET-story of Jesus.
    Firestarter-mental powers very bore-iginal.
    EVERY movie of his relates back to an interview he gave back in the 80's where he said something like:
    "I get the ideas for all of my stories from other places. whenever I get stuck, I go to the theatre, the opera, the library, etc. I always find the idea that moves the story onward from there...."
    I have never been fooled by Stealin Scphielburgler or any of his moronic twists on something he stole from somewhere else. The Intellectual Police should be up his ass for a while. He has even recycled his own material and only changed the premise to make the events seem new. This style of re-stealing stories could be done just as well with an old pasttime from childhood..... remember MADLIBS ?

  117. It was the "Human" story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    All in all this wasn't an Alien movie. Most people (including myself) were expecting to see a few humans and a load of aliens. We wanted Special Effects that rivaled any movie to date. We wanted to see the aliens do things unimaginable to us. We wanted blaster rays and huge explosions. We wanted to see our team fight the odds and kick some alien buttox.

    We didn't. What we got was a story of the human will, desire and endurance. We saw how the writers imagined how people of different times would react to the aliens. We saw things that we as a society believe to be our strengths. We didn't give up and we fought to the end. The aliens were not the point of these movies, just a means of getting the point accross about how strong we are and that there are some questions we ask ourselves that may never be answered.

    What I liked was that story was so large and invloved so many people. What I didn't like was tha it somewhat uninspired and didn't really put any really new ideas out there. It was pretty cool to show how the government dealt with the situation. And Chet (MadHeadRoom's character) was great and I think he added the most to the series. He was pure geek.

    All in all it was a solid mini-series. I just don't think it is getting the respect it should because we wanted Aliens meets the Matrix and we got more of a "Great Expectations".

    - "Who would have thought I would end up being a humanitarian?" - Chet

  118. Filmed at my House... by Ironix · · Score: 1

    I'm annoyed... Several scenes were filmed at my house in North Vancouver, but Taken is only airing in the US! What a gip!

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  119. Re:The Worst Part!!! TollHouse cookies-Matrix ref? by katchins · · Score: 1

    I thought the TollHouse cookies was some reference to MATRIX, where if you eat the cookie with Oracle, then everything will be alright....

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  120. NOT SPEILBERG, STEVEN KING YOU IDIOTS!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How the hell can you review a movie and you don't even know who the hell wrote it? Before and after every damn commercial for two weeks they have said STEVEN KING! WTF?! And after two threads of trash, you still have not figured this out yet?

  121. It's TOOKEN, not TAKEN + Aliens are pissed! by katchins · · Score: 1

    Like everyone else, I've been TOOKEN (not Taken) by this miniseries. Although better than most of the crap on TV, this did not live up to the hype.

    After all now, if we go with the story line, about 200 or so people won't be Taken anymore because they can't be tracked since Allie removed the implants. GEESH! I would think the aliens would be kind of peeved if their experiments got away!

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  122. Another coincidence . . . by SimplyCosmic · · Score: 2

    . . . both stories involved a "star child" half-breed with extraordinary powers who brings the two sides together in some way.

    In fact the end of the "V" television series was immediately called back to memory by the end of the last Taken episode. :P

  123. Re:Sick of reviewers, critics, skeptics, guides, e by geekoid · · Score: 2

    "Movies are made to entertain."

    yes, and no.

    Movies can also be made to educate, or to make a point. the entertaining part is hjow a movie can hold onto a person so the point can be delivered.

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  124. I was biased asgainst it.. by geekoid · · Score: 2

    .. because its cost is why Farscape was removed.

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    1. Re:I was biased asgainst it.. by Fritzed · · Score: 1

      Just so you know, farscape is coming back for another season. Of course, stargate is better anyway. . .

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  125. Re:Sick of reviewers, critics, skeptics, guides, e by Kylow · · Score: 1

    I wish I had some mod points right now. You deserve 5.

  126. Where were the little girls parents? Left on ship? by eforhan · · Score: 1

    I can't believe how much power that little girl had in her own decision making! Surely real human parents would know when it's best to say "no"?

    sheesh.

    Loved the first five... the implant operation was intense!

  127. Developed by Kubrick or Spielberg? by Bj�rn · · Score: 1
    A.I. was not largely developed by Kubrick.

    Kubrick had been working on A.I. for a long time before his discussion with began with Spielberg. The following is from the IMDB triva page:

    "Stanley Kubrick worked on the project for 12 years before his death, but along the way decided to let Steven Spielberg direct saying it was "closer to his sensibilities". The two collaborated for years, resulting in Kubrick giving Spielberg a complete treatment and lots of conceptual art for the film prior to his death."

    The idea for the film originated with discussions between Spielberg and Kubrick, ...

    A.I. is based on a Brian Aldiss short story, Supertoys Last All Summer Long.

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    1. Re:Developed by Kubrick or Spielberg? by Wonko42 · · Score: 2
      Kubrick had been working on A.I. for a long time before his discussion with began with Spielberg.

      Kubrick developed ideas and art, but never went past that pre-pre-pre-production phase. He tossed his ideas to Spielberg, then died, and Spielberg did the movie. The sentence "A.I. was not largely developed by Kubrick" is true.

      A.I. is based on a Brian Aldiss short story, Supertoys Last All Summer Long.

      Yes, but Brian Aldiss never went to anyone and said, "Hey, let's make a movie out of this." The idea for the film originated with Kubrick and Spielberg.

    2. Re:Developed by Kubrick or Spielberg? by Gumshoe · · Score: 1
      The sentence "A.I. was not largely developed by Kubrick" is true.


      Hardly. It's true that Kubrick didn't do anything past the preproduction stage, but all the ideas and plot devices were developed long before Speilberg inherited it. Speilberg made it into a film, but the vision for the movie is definately Kubrick. Unfortunately for the unsuspecting public, Kubrick hadn't completed his vision, a fact that seems to have escaped Speilberg.



      Yes, but Brian Aldiss never went to anyone and said, "Hey, let's make a movie out of this." The idea for the film originated with Kubrick and Spielberg.


      Not true. Aldiss wrote a single short story which Kubrick liked and asked Aldiss to come up with a screenplay with him based on that story. This was about 1982; Speilberg wasn't anywhere to be seen.

      Work on the screenplay continued (Aldiss and Kubrick working together) on and off until 1990 when Aldiss was "removed" from the screenwriting process. It's worth noting that the idea for a flooded new york, the blue fairy and all that rot was in place by this time; the problem was, there was no story. Arthur C. Clarke of all people, also tried to come up with an acceptable screen play but failed -- miserably.

      When Kubrick died in 1999, Aldiss became interested in the Supertoys story again and wrote a second story, "Supertoys When Winter Comes" and a third, "Supertoys in Other Seasons". Also due to Kubrick's demise, Speilberg inherited Kubrick's unfinished works (Kubrick admired Speilberg ?!). In a nutshell, Speilberg got copies of these two other Aldiss stories, ignored them and went on to make A.I.

      All of this is explained in great detail in the foreward of the Brian Aldiss collection, "Supertoys Last All Summer Long: And Other Stories Of Future Time".



      Footnote 1: None of these plot devices are in the original story incidentally. It's pure Kubrickism and the Aldiss' objection to such things was the catalyst for his removal.
    3. Re:Developed by Kubrick or Spielberg? by Bj�rn · · Score: 1

      It is interesting that Clarke worked on A.I. since he was apparently replaced by Ian Watson. Watson is credited for the screen story of A.I. and worked with Kubrick. His early novels have, in my mind, some similarity in their treatment of transcendence, to Clarke's best moments.

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    4. Re:Developed by Kubrick or Spielberg? by Gumshoe · · Score: 1

      I'm not overly familiar with Ian Watson: the only book of his I've read being Book of the River, which I thought was wonderfully imaginative. IIRC, he did a lot of Warhammer 40k novels too, which was probably where I first heard of him. Do you have any recommendations as to which novels of his to try?

  128. Wasn't that bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It wasn't that bad. There are a few bits that were totally unnecessary and didn't advance the story at all. The ads were really annoying (IBM, go to hell). The character development was great. It would be nice to see it edited down to 10 hours from the 12-13 hrs it was.

    Spielberg obviously intended it to be an exploration of ethics and emotions, and he did a reasonable job. But the only scene that was flawless was the attempt to remove the implant and ensuing explosion. I still haven't stopped thinking about that one - whether emotions make a person vulnerable to that kind of violence or whether they provoke it (through a lack of ethics), or both. There's something painfully humorous about the dutiful german scientist relaying, in german, what happened to the elder Crawford.

  129. all films by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



    ok, AI is crap, so is star wars? ( no sound in space....) 2001, boy did they get that wrong! ( men living on the moon?) blade runner? yeah, cars that fly!, T1/T2 ( er? where are the robots? 1997?) can go on and on, seems people pick holes in films, i can't remember watching star wars, and saying, "but you can't have any sound in space....." really what this is all about, we have got older, and "wiser"

  130. That's it? by pbobby · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You make a statement like that but don't post your conclusions after 'picking it apart'?

    This article sounds more like a troll posting on a bbs somewhere.

  131. That's the Idea by Bugmaster · · Score: 1
    I watched a few episodes of Taken. My impression was that this movie was not created by movie producers; it was created by marketers. In a cold, calm, efficient manner, it hits every single UFOlogy cliche that's out there, plus a few New Age ones. Greys ? Check. Shiny flying saucers ? Check. Government cover-up ? Check. Humans falling in love with aliens ? Check. Weird human/alien hybrid kids with psychic powers ? Check. Pools of white radiant light ? Check. I could go on but I won't, in the interests of saving space. The series does not have a plot, per se -- it's just a linear progression from one cliche to another.

    Obviosly, most UFO-minded people will like at least one of those cliches; several people will like more than one. This means high ratings, high merchandising potential, and rich sequel opportunities. So what if the series is about as fresh and original as IRS tax forms ? It sells, and that's all that matters.

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  132. I didn't like it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I watch part of an episode and I thought it sucked; so every time the roommate turned it on; I went hiding in my room. Lucky for me that computer and TV is in my room. Plus it took MST3K off the air for 4 weekends; so I hated it even more. It just seemed from the hour or so I saw of it that it was lame, cheesy, poorly written and mostly stupid. So yeah, it sucked.

  133. Too long and drawn out. Give us less sappyness! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wanted the whole series and thoght it dragged on too long. The book was shorter in my mind but they wanted to include every nuance and every heppening that was in the book. This is not something we usually get in a book adaptation.

    I just wish someone would make a TV series or a movie about the whole UFO thing in a more serious manner and leave out all the love story crap. Make it about the recovery, technology, back-engineering and psychological impact. Now that might excite us /.'ers!!!

    Oh well, as for Spielberg at least I have my DVD copies of Cloe Encounters, JAWS and Saving Private Ryan to remember his better times... :)

  134. Re:Sick of reviewers, critics, skeptics, guides, e by new-user-name · · Score: 1

    While your opinion is widespread and almost understandable in modern times, it is completely wrong. Movies are not merely a form of entertainment. Movies can and should be one of the legitimate forms of art and therefore represent all the potential avaliable to art.

    Having said this you have to understand the definition and purpose of art. Art is defined as "A selective recreation of reality based on the artist's metaphysical value judgments." This means that an artist takes only what he sees as important and creates a reality composed of only those things. This gets us to the purpose of art. The main purpose of art is to give a perceptual presentation of a complex concept. This is most easily understood when looking at the art form of painting. When an artist selectively recreates reality in his painting, you are able to look at that painting and perceptually see the complex concept of its selective reality. You see the idea of what he thought was important in mind when he painted it, and this is important because you don't have to independantly create the concept from the vast ammount of your own knowledge, but through the perception of sight you can look at the artwork and say "yes, this represents a concept." I'm not saying that you can mindlesly obsorbe concepts from works of art. What I am saying is that when percieving art, the mind can focus on the selective image the artist has chosen to represent without having all the distractions that may be accociated with it in nature. The whole concept of what the artist thinks is important is presented for you visually. This purpose fulfills a human need to understand important concepts relating to reality. This is the same process in movies, but the most important person artistically to a movie is the screen writer. They are the ones that make the plots that represent the selective reality, the actors are merely the means of presenting it. I'm not saying actors are not important, because a bad actor can ruin the best screen play, but they take second chair to the person that wrote the story.

    Getting back to movies, you might be saying, "but almost every movie I have ever seen has been horribly inconsistent with no message greater than presenting the events of any random person's life." or... "The messages that are in movies are shallow and have no meaning to my own life so they might as well just be entertaining." ... And in both cases you'd be right. Movies have historically been horrible works of art. This is mainly the fault of the screen writers who don't understand that a plot is a logical progression of events leading to a climax that solves all the problems of the story. 45 minutes of car chases followed by a sex scene and then a gun battle won't make a good movie no matter how good the computer graphics are. They are just random events and therefore don't form an integrated view of anything. and for that matter, neither will a movie about the life of your average neighborhood drugstore janitor because that's not a selective recreation of reality, that is reality. If I could learn anything profound from a drugstore janitor, I'd be at the drugstore right now.

    Because of the lack of good movies as proof that the medium can be meaningful artistically, I can almost understand why you would never consider movies to be anything other than pure entertainment, but you would still be wrong. Just because you've never seen it doesn't mean it doesn't exist. There are a few examples of good movies with complex messages that relate to reality and you can learn something from. One of them would be the recent "Chocolat". For the most part this is a prime example of cinema following the definition and fulfilling the purpose of good art. If you have seen it, you know that it is obviously not naturalistic. The message of this movie is relevant to life in reality and therefore timeless and the events progress logically to a climax that solves all of the conflicts. You can see this movie and come out of it with a conceptual understanding of a complex idea about reality just by seeing that things had to happen as they did following the logical progression of events that you as the viewer merely perceived visually. If that makes any since then good.. if it doesn't then we both need to go read up on aesthetics. While they historically, for the most part, have fallen short of impressive, Movies really can be more than merely entertainment and someone needs to come along with a strong understanding of good art and make this happen.

  135. Taken was a rip-off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you think about it, the series tells us that aliens evolved so much that now they need our DNA to recover some of what they lost. That's something we saw on "Earth: Final Conflict". The aliens from "Taken" even have the commonality and brain implants.

    Not to mention that several moments felt like "X-Files".

    But my guess is: it was intentional. Spielberg wanted to bring together in a series all elements of alien folklore. An inventory, if you will, of all stories ever told (or at least the ones most frequently told) about aliens, abductions, government conspiracies, etc.

    I think they succeeded, althought I agree that they could've done the same in fewer episodes...

    I'm waiting for the DVD with walkie-talkies instead of guns. :-)

  136. the real flaw by cronel · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Why couldn't the deception last more than a day? They are extremely advanced mecha and as you mention they are in posession of his memories and likely also know how he functions to the last detail. Therefore, why can't they build him another mecha, a mother mecha, designed to meet his expectations exactly, and to have complementary expectations. They would both be happy, forever.

    If the answer is that they can't because they are not powerful enough, then that's really convenient. The futuristic mecha are just powerful enough to support your interpretation - not enough to build a satisfying mother from the kids mind, but enough to build one to fool him for one day alone, no DNA involved.

    What bothered *me* most wasn't the ending, but the idea itself that you can make things that are "programmed to love" or programmed to X where X is some intentionality. If something is "programmed" to love, how can that feeling they have be called love or even be called a feeling or a mental state? Since love is a mental state, it can only exist in minds, and an important feature of minds is fluidity, and even a certain degree of control over it. Maybe you can't choose who you love but you certainly can choose how you will react to that feeling and that reaction will in turn affect the feeling. In my opinion the notion that you can make minds that can love but cannot have a real reaction to their own love, is nonsensical; like saying, let's draw a square, but without sides. Like I said, it was what bothered *me* about it, it's actually quite common in SF to do this.

    On the other hand, assuming you can actually build minds that are "doomed to love", then clearly making such minds would be immoral; it would be like creating a flawed mind deliberately, like consciously creating someone with a mental disease. Since the movie was (supposedly) about A.I. I expected that issue to be dealt in it, but it's not. Instead, we get a tale about a boy and his love, or, as you insightfully put it, about the human condition and its capacity for cruelty... All of which I actually enjoyed. Yes, I liked the movie, heck, I even liked the ending in its plain, rosy interpretation... but to me the movie is not really very good Sci Fi, just a very good story. Not that there's anything wrong with that

    I also enjoyed your interpretation but honestly, I think it's one of those retrofitting interpratations we often engage in when we have to 'justify'... Nothing in the final scenes suggests that they are going to kill the kid. The interpretation is indeed possible, i.e. not terribly contradictory to anything in the movie but it would be a stretch to say that it actually stems from it (IMHO). OTOH I've been known to try to rationalize the mystical elements in the matrix, myself :)

    1. Re:the real flaw by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 2

      Why couldn't the deception last more than a day? [...] Therefore, why can't they build him another mecha, a mother mecha, designed to meet his expectations exactly, and to have complementary expectations.

      Because David loved Monica. He didn't love a shallow simulation of Monica. He could not have been happy forever with a simulation. He would have begun to doubt, and then all would have been lost.

      In my opinion the notion that you can make minds that can love but cannot have a real reaction to their own love, is nonsensical

      Remember that the object was to build a child. David was built to be emotionally immature. That is, he was built to love without question (once imprinted), and to act solely based on that love. If you're not comfortable with calling it love, call it tropism. It amounts to the same thing. For what is love, but the response that the feeling of love generates inside us?

      But the question of whether or not David really could love is beside the point. The movie is about responsibility and morality, and in order to explore those questions you have to posit a robot who loves. Without that, the whole story kind of becomes meaningless.

      On the other hand, assuming you can actually build minds that are "doomed to love", then clearly making such minds would be immoral

      Exactly. That's the whole point. The first scene of the movie sets up this premise, and the rest of the movie executes it. The conclusion, misanthropic as it is, is that humans are capable of building machines that are moral and compassionate, despite the fact that we ourselves are not.

      Nothing in the final scenes suggests that they are going to kill the kid.

      Listen to the what the Blue Fairy says. Listen to what the narrator says. Then watch the very last scene carefully. The implication is so clear, it's impossible to imagine that it wasn't deliberate.

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    2. Re:the real flaw by cronel · · Score: 1
      He didn't love a shallow simulation of Monica. He could not have been happy forever with a simulation.

      I think we'll have to agree to disagree - If the mechas are advanced enough to build an exact physical replica of the mother from the boy's memories they must be advanced enough to build a mother's psyche that *cannot* be distinguished from the real thing by the boy. He would indeed be happy with the mechamother, because he cannot realize it is a fake. Same applies to the mother.

      Remember that the object was to build a child. [..] For what is love, but the response that the feeling of love generates inside us?

      Well that's the point: love is not tropism. If you have a mind that's condemned to eternal immaturity, then it's not very meaningful to call it immature or even a mind; minds learn, evolve and mature. Love is just a mental state, the same as hunger, pain, a lie, or a deduction.

      But the question of whether or not David really could love is beside the point. [..] Without that, the whole story kind of becomes meaningless.

      Agreed, like I said it's just my personal peeve, this isn't uncommon in all sorts of stories. I just expected a story about A.I. to deal with this stuff rather than be about the human condition - but I guess there is a very long tradition of that in SF... using robots as a counterpoint to talk about us.

      Listen to the what the Blue Fairy says. Listen to what the narrator says. Then watch the very last scene carefully. The implication is so clear, it's impossible to imagine that it wasn't deliberate.

      Alright, you've convinced me to give it a second viewing.

    3. Re:the real flaw by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 2

      If the mechas are advanced enough to build an exact physical replica of the mother from the boy's memories they must be advanced enough to build a mother's psyche that *cannot* be distinguished from the real thing by the boy.

      First of all, there was no physical replica. Most of the third act takes place inside David's brain, as evidenced by the overexposed look of the film. But even if there were, it's a long way from that to creating a simulation of a personality.

      I just expected a story about A.I. to deal with this stuff rather than be about the human condition

      Stories about computers and artificial intelligence are boring, not even worth listening to. Stories about the human condition can be entertaining, enlightening, perplexing, and so on. You shouldn't be too surprised, I think.

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    4. Re:the real flaw by cronel · · Score: 1
      First of all, there was no physical replica. Most of the third act takes place inside David's brain, as evidenced by the overexposed look of the film. But even if there were, it's a long way from that to creating a simulation of a personality.

      If they can manipulate the boy's mind enough to create the illusion of a mother for a day, why can't they also manipulate it to delete the memories of the day before? He could live forever and have infinite first days, with no chance to suspect.

      Stories about computers and artificial intelligence are boring, not even worth listening to. Stories about the human condition can be entertaining, enlightening, perplexing, and so on. You shouldn't be too surprised, I think.

      Who said anything about computers? I was talking about minds, how they work, and our theories about them and their consequences. If you don't find this subject fascinating that's fine; I certainly do. Also, to find out how to deal with deep philosophical and scientific issues with no "human plight" angle in narratively compelling manners, might I suggest Lem? You mentioned liking Solaris: what do you think that's about?

    5. Re:the real flaw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > > they must be advanced enough to build a mother's psyche that *cannot* be distinguished from the real thing by the boy.
      >
      > it's a long way from that to creating a simulation of a personality.

      They can read David's mind; ergo, they can have Monica do exactly what he expects/wishes her to do, and allay any suspicions he might have.

      Positing the robots as being able to do all you need them to and no more - even when that "more" is merely messing with the programming of a vastly simpler robot - is begging the question. You've constructed an interpretation of the movie that you like - and that may even be the one intended by the people who made it - but it's hardly as solid or as self-evident as you claim.

      (Of course, I found the movie offensively manipulative and deadly boring, so I'm hardly unbiased either.)

  137. Re:Sick of reviewers, critics, skeptics, guides, e by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    > Movies serve one purpose -- to entertain.

    Nope.

    Holltwood movies serve one official purpose -- to entertain (the real purpose is, of course, to make money).

    But movies, in general, don't only serve to entertain.

  138. VCR - throw out and get a TIVO! by sckeener · · Score: 2

    Ok /. , I've read a ton of posts where VCRs are being setup to tape TAKEN. Get a TIVO and throw out the VCR for Christmas! With one click I got every episode of TAKEN and since the SciFI channel aired them so frequently, TIVO automaticly readjusted to resolve conflicts with my other shows I record.

    If you'd never do it for yourself, then get one for a friend, relative, or lover. TIVO's change the way you watch TV. They will love you for it.
    Go to TIVO now and get one.

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  139. suspension of disbelief by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    given the theme of this movie (like many other so called sci-fi movies) it is normal to "accept" the situation of aliens, ships, polymorphic smart materials and ESP. I guess what I am tired of is seeing aliens with "special powers." So I guess that means that if we ever get rid of NASA like we should and focus on actual space R&D with results then when we find some planet with intelligent inhabitants we will have "special powers."

    However, for the mini-series universe I could actually buy that. However it is a sign of bad writing when the writer fails to grasp one of the most fundamental of writing ideas, "Show them, don't tell them." Taken fell prey to this on far too many occassions but I noticed that it exponentially increased as the series went on. (or perhaps that was the "newness" wearing out) If we are too assume with the show that this is based in our universe with all its existing reality, physics, behaviors and so forth with only the pieces surrounding the aliens added in, then I will expect people to act like they should. The hokie method of starting with your skeleton plot (for each episode or as a whole) and then filling in detail should not become evident while viewing the show. However what I noticed was an alltogether (and sadly all to often occuring in related flicks) lack of internal continuity with the actual show elements itself and more importantly with the real world.
    It is unacceptable to simply throw in people and their actions (the situations) to gloss over the requirements for filler or means unto an end. Bad writing is what will give you a character that is described as logical, thorough, intelligent and very knowledgable that then consistently makes the stupidest mistakes that even a child would not do. For example: Let us assume that I have a character that has not only been working in the blackest of ops for the government, but has worked around the Stalinesque types in that org who feel it is easier to murder and destroy those that just happen upon information as if those citizens were mere used condoms to be discarded. So I am pretty used to the backstabbing, lying, dishonorable and unAmerican practices surrounding my organization. So would if I decided to turn on that organization, would I just do it without at least covering my butt, much less acting out in a way that does not arouse suspicion... in other words acting appropriately based on my character's experiences and expectations.

    Or perhaps we have someone that is described as being nobody's fool, who is strong and fights back in those cases where other sheepish folk submit or crater. Now if that person finds that he and his family are being hunted by someone who has the ability and resolve to kill them (and has demonstrated the willingness to follow through with the killing) then would I just knock the killer down and run? Well if I was a retard I would. No, if I had even the most basic forms of animal intelligence and survival instinct much less any logic, reason and pattern recognition, then I would in fact first take the weapon from the killer and after that I would incapacitate the killer by tying him up or if he will continue to hunt me and my family then it is best to kill him. I would definitely NOT simply run off while the dazed but very much still conscious killer will inevitably be going back for that gun that is so conveniently in their hand still or nearby.

    of course, that is a lesson to all... if someone is trying to kill you and has demonstrated their willingness to do so then show no mercy as said mercy will only get you killed. Dying for what you believe in to protect it is one thing and then being a fool that allows killing to continue is another.

  140. Taken? by axgrinderc · · Score: 1

    Okay, so you think taken was "taken" from other filmworks, and you don't like Spielberg... that's okay. But also give credit where credit is due. Taken may well be the most cohesive alien-government cover up-human sci-fi series since the X-Files. And.. they used a different director for each of the 10 episodes, and left a gaping open end for future imaginative speculation of how the alien-human hybrid story evolves in a future film or series. With the current state of stupidity on television, we should all be happy when something of this calibur makes it's way into our television programing.

  141. Why it was just OK by fzammett · · Score: 1

    One of the best miniseries I ever saw was a fairly unknown work called Invasion: Earth. I say unknown in the sense that it didn't seem to do too well in the ratings and didn't take the world by storm.

    However, I thought it was one of the best "Earth vs. the aliens" movies for one very simple reason: they didn't sugar-coat anything and the motivation of the aliens was clear and straight-forward from the start, to destroy all like on Earth. They seem completely unbeatable, and in fact it ended with us about ready to get our collective asses kicked, no happy ending, no ambiguity about it. I love that, especially since if it ever continues one would assume we do finally win, and that will have impact and meaning based on how thoroughly outclassed we were, and if they go off and wipe out humanity, that's a ballsy ending and I'll love it just as much. I hate happy, wishy-washy endings where verything is great with little lasting impact. That's not the way life it and it just seems cheesy when it happens.

    Such was the case with Taken. I should have expected it with Spielberg involved, but I was hoping otherwise, and was thinking that's how it might turn out based on the first five episodes which I thought were fantastic. They should never have killed off the first Crawford, he was one of the most interesting characters involved. I could have seen him in his 90's still running the show with sone and grandaughter in tow, wacking anyone who gets in their way.

    Ah well, I'm not looking to rewrite the series, but it was a big let-down at the end not so much because they tried to pull some metaphysical higher-plane-of-existence wrap-up out of their asses, but because they just HAD to make it a happy ending. And you know what? It might not have been so bad if we were left with Allison leaving forever, never to be heard from again... but no, instead we get "Look Charlie, she'll be back!" So, we take a poor ending and make it that much worse. Just like Data dieing and being "reborn" in B-9... That's why Spock's death was so much better (ok, ONE of the reasons!)... because at the end of Star Trek II your not really sure he's going to be back... oh of course, you more than suspect it, but if he didn't come back or it took two more movies it would work well... but in Taken we're TOLD she's coming back. Geez, let her go and be done with it!

    I did love seeing Max Headroom as a wacky super-genius. Can't beat that.

    I just can't get past the ending though... actually, the last five episodes were rather weak, and not because of a lack of action... because of a lack of any risk-taking. Tell me a story where I don't see what's coming a million miles away... tell me a story where there are some real consequences for the characters I've become invested in, and don't cop out if you don't have a really good concept guiding it all. Don't tell me "geez, they're so much more advanced than us we can't hope to understand them". That might be true, but it's crap as far as story-telling goes.

    Ah, bottom line: if you would have asked me after the first five episodes what I thought, I'd have said it wasn't as good as V (which by the way if you don't own on DVD, you can just tear up your Real Geek Club membership card because you don't belong!), but it was close, and if the last five episodes went well, it could be on par. But, as it is, I think it was OK, and could have been told in a lot less time. I don't mind spending 20 hours on a miniseries at all, but the payoff has to make it worth it, and this didn't.

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  142. Don't hate me because I'm beautiful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (and smarter than you fucking losers)

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  143. Like most, I enjoyed the first week more by Bluetick · · Score: 1

    Because of my youth, any movie set before the eighties is a period piece to me. And that's basically how the show was split. The first week was between the Korean War and around 1980. It was interesting and colorful to me.

    The second week was by contrast, just boring. And then the last three episodes had all that goofy-ass alien stuff and a bunch of nutjobs. The families over time gradually got worse (with exceptions, Tom Clarke was my favorite in the Clarke family). Owen Crawford (I believe that's the name of the first guy) was my favorite character.

  144. You have to admire the audacity... by frenchgates · · Score: 1

    that it took to film the largest group-nosebleed scene in the history of cinema.

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  145. In Soviet Russia... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...aliens write bad mini-series about you taking _them_!

  146. Let Me Get This Straight ... by thedbp · · Score: 2

    You're upset because you're watching TV and its not original enough for you? Hmmm.....

    In related news, I stuck my hand in a blender but it didn't make a milkshake.
    *****

  147. Re:MOD ME UP! I FOUND EPISODE 18 on KAZAA! by MortisUmbra · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Hahahahahaha! You spend wayyyyy too much time with yourself!

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  148. WHATEVER. by djdrew6k · · Score: 0

    Whatever deeds...

    I thought Taken was quite good. The story did drag at times, and the yes, there were wierd plot things... but the acting was good, and the character development was even better. That's just something you hardly ever see on Sci-Fi, not to mention science fiction in general.

    And this show stuck to the age old tenet of any good sci-fi - hardly EVER show the actual aliens. In 20 hours, I maybe saw 10 minutes total of aliens. That's GREAT! The story is really all about the people, as it should be. Sci-fi, at least I feel, is always better when you can relate to the people, even when their situation is totally unbelievable.

    And that's what took me, really. The characters and acting. It put "Taken" on a tier above everything else that's ever been on Sci-Fi, if you ask me. And sure, sometimes it seemed predictable, but more in the way of me going "boy it would be cool if things ended up THIS way..." rather then "sheesh, I new that was coming"

    -a

  149. David Morse new to TV? Not so! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's kind of a bad sign for where Spielberg is in his career that people don't sweep the room for bugs before referring to this series as "Amusing Stories" anymore.

    I always liked "The Twilight Boutique." You know, in the mall, second level, across from that place that sells lava lamps and plasma globes.

  150. My Own Thoughts by Hangtime · · Score: 2

    I loved the series. When the "Taken" series comes out on DVD I will have someone buy it for my birthday/Valentine's Day/Chrismas whatever. I thought the film was awesome up till the last three days when Allie was taken by the government. After that point, it seemed as though the film lost its legs and everybody was trying to figure how to end the series and it got sloppy. The final episode was very disappointing especially the charcter of Lisa Clarke. The actress had done an incredible job up to that point but the last episode the emotion was so fake it really took away from the story. Specifically, on the porch bending down trying to keep Allie from going, her expressions looked like she was laughing instead of the hysteria which I would be going through. Overall, Taken was one of the best scifi stories I have seen/read in a long time. I think my favorite episode was the one in which Allie ends up going with the government. The whole episode taking place in the that tiny room and seeing Allie's powers for the first time was amazing. I was extremely touched when Allie showed the dead man's son to him, allowing him to let go. All in all, an excellent series and almost perfect if it did not fade towards the end. Another excellent project from the SciFi channel, let's hope they can continue you bringing us projects of this caliber.

  151. Re:Sick of reviewers, critics, skeptics, guides, e by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "Movie serve just one purpose..."

    Congratulations, you managed to reduce the over-simplistic dualist arguments normally found on Slashdot to a yet a more simplistic level. That's impressive. In your world movies are 'just' entertainment, Kubrik might disagree.

  152. Re:Sick of reviewers, critics, skeptics, guides, e by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    who cares if kubrik disagrees. why does a movie HAVE to be anything more than entertainment? even more, why does a GOOD movie have to be anything more than entertainment?

  153. Shakespeare in Love vs. Ryan? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What did you find lacking in Shakespeare, beach landings and exploding heads? Spielberg is without question a master of the spectacle but it's not enough. I recently bought To Kill a Mockingbird on DVD, a simple, quiet story that expresses more basic humanity than the entire Spielberg CGI universe. Forty years later it's still as powerful as the day it was released.
    I don't think time will be kind to Spielberg and believe future generations will look back on Ryan much as we look back on movies such as Ben Hur, impressive but ultimately empty spectacle.

  154. Why not assume David is in the Matrix? by Darwiniac · · Score: 1
    Given the fact that David states without qualification that he can never go to sleep, the meaning is clear.

    That's definately a good point, but as I recall I saw it as an indication that David had evolved (maybe through advanced mecha help). The stuff about the mecha's fabricating the whole event still isn't necessary nor does it make any sense to tell him it's only one day if they plan to put him to sleep anyway.

    Interpretation is subjective, but I try to take an Occam's razor approach. I know that a program (the ultimate basis of any AI) is extensible, that David does demonstrate learning capabilities, that his mourning period (minus the offtime in the ice) isn't abnormally long for a child seperated from his mother in such a way. My assumptions are that the advanced mechas are honest, caring, and capable of modifying his program (if even necessary). That doesn't seem like a big leap.

    I think it takes a lot more assumptions for the other interpretation and one might as well assume David's entire experience was on a computer. That would actually explain how all the various improbable events fell into place to set him on a journey his creator intended him to take (i,.e. the surprise recovery of Monica's son which is essential for his abandonement).

    1. Re:Why not assume David is in the Matrix? by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 2

      I know that a program (the ultimate basis of any AI) is extensible

      That's the whole point, though. If you open the floodgate by saying that David can grow-- extend, whatever-- the story kind of collapses.

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  155. Hmmmm, interesting. It still sucked. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, I'm bowled over by your explanation. The real bottom-line is that the movie was too long, too boring and had no good story to it. I understood the movie and the ending and I'm left with a sense of "eh, big deal". Everything in the movie had been done before. Might I mention "Blade Runner"? Nothing to see here...move along...move along...

  156. Lost piss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    last post people
    nothing more to see here, move on

    damn the ending of that series was sad.
    dakota fanning was fantastic. such a cutie.

  157. Re:Hmmmm, interesting. It still sucked. by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 2

    If you think AI was even superficially similar to Blade Runner, you need to watch one or both of the movies again. Both movies deal with human-shaped robots in the not-too-distant future. That's where the similarities end.

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  158. Taken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's another thread I started at hardCOREware.net: http://www.hardcoreware.net/forum/showthread.php?s =&threadid=4379
    I'm glad I'm not the only one to frag this lemon!
    What took you so long?

  159. Absolutely Taken by oldstrat · · Score: 2

    I feel Taken alright.

    Taken away by the parts, quite good in acting, directing, effects, production.

    Taken advantage of, the story basically stinks.

    Taken finally, I'm missing over 10 hours of my life that I can't really say what happened, or ever hope to get back.

  160. ellepee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    last post...no more post for you

    dakota fanning is a goddess in the making.

  161. Re:Hmmmm, interesting. It still sucked. by miu · · Score: 2
    If you think AI was even superficially similar to Blade Runner, you need to watch one or both of the movies again. Both movies deal with human-shaped robots in the not-too-distant future. That's where the similarities end.

    Some themes always show up when fiction involves a created being that can communicate with its creator. That may be the similarity to which Mr. AC refers.

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  162. Re:Hmmmm, interesting. It still sucked. by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 2

    Some themes always show up when fiction involves a created being that can communicate with its creator.

    Like what, for instance? I see Blade Runner as a fairly straightforward story about mortality, with the added layer of the question of identity if you get into the "Deckard's a replicant" thing. Great movie, great story, great themes. AI, on the other hand, really doesn't have anything to say about mortality, and touches on identity (in the "know thyself" sense) only tangentially.

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  163. Re:Hmmmm, interesting. It still sucked. by miu · · Score: 1
    What is the duty of a creator to the created? Why were humans so worried by replicants transcending their programming and developing their own emotional responses? What is intelligence?

    Although Blade Runner is a fairly straightforward story, the motivations that set up the story are not.

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  164. Re:Hmmmm, interesting. It still sucked. by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 2

    Hmm. Okay, I'll buy it. But if pressed, I would say that Blade Runner deals with merely ethical questions, while AI attempts to invoke much harder moral ones.

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  165. Re:Hmmmm, interesting. It still sucked. by miu · · Score: 1
    True, but I would say that morals are the rules for generating ethics. It is the difference between studying a language and linguistics.

    I read your journal review and am going to give AI a second viewing.

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  166. Re:Hmmmm, interesting. It still sucked. by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 2

    True, but I would say that morals are the rules for generating ethics.

    According to what I've been taught, experts (whatever that means) disagree on this point. Some thinkers believe that an ethical system should be entirely self-supporting, whereas a moral system is based on one or more fundamental axioms carved on stone tablets or something. I tend to subscribe to this interpretation as well.

    I read your journal review and am going to give AI a second viewing.

    I hope you find it's worth your time. If not, flame me or something. ;-)

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  167. last post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i swear this is the last post this time

    btw dakota fanning is a goddess

  168. Allie's name a play on words? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Allie-n?

  169. last post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    last post will be mine

    dakota fanning is a goddess

  170. last dakota fanning post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what a cutie.

    a goddess in the making.

    sigh...

  171. Last Post! by alpg · · Score: 1

    If the automobile had followed the same development as the computer, a
    Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per per gallon,
    and explode once a year killing everyone inside.
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