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A Running Shoe For Agent 86?

manganese4 writes "The New York Times (free reg. req.) is reporting on a new shoe from Adidas that contains a ~10KHz chip capable of changing the shoe's characteristics to meet the runner's need. From the article: 'Adidas executives say the shoe is no gadget-dependent gimmick... Each second, a sensor in the heel can take up to 20,000 readings and the embedded electronic brain can make 10,000 calculations, directing a tiny electric motor to change the shoe. The goal is to make the shoe adjust to changing conditions and the runner's particular style while in use. The shoes will have push-button controls, light-emitting diodes to display settings and an instruction manual on a CD-ROM that will advise wearers on, among other things, how to change the battery after every 100 hours of use.' I wonder if the CPU can be overclocked?"

356 comments

  1. my shoes by blackula · · Score: 1

    I buy my shoes at Wal-Mart. These sound more expensive than $6 a pair.

    1. Re:my shoes by mwood · · Score: 1

      Yeah, bad news for Adidas: I'll probably go on buying those el-cheapo canvas deck shoes, since they cost 1/10 as much and last about 10 times as long as an athletic shoe even if you're as inathletic as I am.

    2. Re:my shoes by jdray · · Score: 1

      Not only that, but the batteries never run down.

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    3. Re:my shoes by Golias · · Score: 1
      These shoes are just about the dumbest idea ever.

      I'm the only one who wears my shoes, so why would I want shoes that adjust to the person wearing them? I can buy shoes that are correct for my size, weight, and running style right out of the box. I try on shoes until I find a pair that do the job for me, and I'm good to go. They will never need to accomodate anybody else, so being adjustable is not an asset.

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    4. Re:my shoes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I'll keep buying my regular ol' Army Boots. It's not like they don't last about 8 years, and cost a hundred bucks for a good pair.

  2. Yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    But does it run linux?

    1. Re:Yeah by ChanxOT5 · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Oh no, I think this is actually called for.

      In Soviet Russia, Sneaker runs on Linux!

    2. Re:Yeah by swordfishBob · · Score: 1

      According to /. title, it's for x86, but not sure which generation.

      At least at that speed it won't need a heatstink.

      oops.

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    3. Re:Yeah by JamMule · · Score: 1

      Who cares about Linux? I'm waiting for NetBSD/shoe!

    4. Re:Yeah by b4k4 · · Score: 4, Informative

      It's not x86 processors the title is referring to. Agent 86 was Maxwell Smart (played by Don Adams) in the '60s TV series "Get Smart."

      You know, ther guy with the phone in his shoe?

    5. Re:Yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      You'd have to update the firmwear.

    6. Re:Yeah by cujo_1111 · · Score: 0

      Score: -1, Humour Impaired

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    7. Re:Yeah by misof · · Score: 5, Funny

      You know, this actually could be the first time some device would run Linux...

    8. Re:Yeah by MrIrwin · · Score: 4, Funny
      " You know, this actually could be the first time some device would run Linux..."

      Not to mention boot it ;-)

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    9. Re:Yeah by 'The+'.$L3mm1ng · · Score: 1

      You'd need a mod chip, I guess...

    10. Re:Yeah by tarunthegreat2 · · Score: 1

      It would also be the first time you could speed up boot time with Velcro......

    11. Re:Yeah by flewp · · Score: 3, Funny

      And for the first time you could run on (top of) linux!

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    12. Re:Yeah by Dave_M_26 · · Score: 1

      Ummm... Surely only in Soviet Russia...

    13. Re:Yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Linux: always ideal for those on a shoestring budget.

    14. Re:Yeah by operagost · · Score: 1

      Hello? Chief? I'll have to put you on hold, I have a call on the other shoe ...

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    15. Re:Yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know if anyone has mentioned this yet, but I believe the original technology that this was created for was people who had a leg amputated. The fake shoe would be able to adjust as the person walked, making uphill downhill etc., much easier.

    16. Re:Yeah by TyrranzzX · · Score: 1

      And have realtime "STOP" Errors. :-D

    17. Re:Yeah by AmoebafromSweden · · Score: 1

      >You know, this actually could be the first time >some device would run Linux...

      Dont you men Linux will run the device?

    18. Re:Yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you mean a pod chip? Tee hee.

  3. Imagine... by Unipuma · · Score: 5, Funny

    .. the stench of a Beowulf cluster of these things....

    1. Re:Imagine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      The Boston Marathon could become an exercise in distributed computing :)

    2. Re:Imagine... by Excen · · Score: 4, Funny

      Forget about the smell, imagine the chaos you could cause at the Boston Marathon with a good virus!

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  4. What, no Bluetooth connection to the wristwatch? by Animats · · Score: 4, Funny

    You can't tune the thing while running? That is so lame.

  5. Durability over Lifetime? by AlaskanUnderachiever · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Wow! The durability of a computer in a shoe!

    Does anyone else thing it's a bad idea to throw these sorts of components into something that's going to take a few hundred thousand 100kg (or more depending on speed/weight/height) impacts?

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    1. Re:Durability over Lifetime? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude it isn't like someone put a minature version of your laptop inside a shoe.

    2. Re:Durability over Lifetime? by eco2geek · · Score: 1
      Does anyone else thing it's a bad idea to throw these sorts of components into something that's going to take a few hundred thousand 100kg (or more depending on speed/weight/height) impacts?

      Forget about the solid state electronics...how's that tiny motor going to hold up under the stress?

    3. Re:Durability over Lifetime? by plasm4 · · Score: 2, Funny
      Does anyone else thing it's a bad idea to throw these sorts of components into something that's going to take a few hundred thousand 100kg (or more depending on speed/weight/height) impacts?
      perhaps the target market is the slashdot crowd. I doubt sitting in front of a computer 18 hours a day will tax them very much.

      /trying to get this karma whoring thing down
    4. Re:Durability over Lifetime? by Monkelectric · · Score: 2, Interesting
      you must not be a jogger? If you jog every day a pair of running shoes lasts 6 months ... if you don't, you don't need these shoes :)

      Actually I'd be worried about how to wash them? I wash my running shoes with bleach every few months ... kills the bacteria

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    5. Re:Durability over Lifetime? by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      so, like, you wash them only once? might as well omit it altogether then...

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    6. Re:Durability over Lifetime? by ag3n7 · · Score: 1

      6 Months?

      I wish. I've found I'm lucky to get 4 months. But, the discrete amount of impacts should be the same per type of runner.

      The real question I have is how would this affect break in time...

    7. Re:Durability over Lifetime? by Demodian · · Score: 1

      "Captain, she can't take the strain!"

    8. Re:Durability over Lifetime? by haystor · · Score: 1

      A lot of runners have at least 2 pairs of shoes. This serves two purposes. One, it allows the shoes rest to return to their normal shape. Second, the nuances of each shoe are slightly different and will strain the foot differently, giving the strained spots rest every other day (note that the shoes should be different styles). If you don't use two different styles already, try it, it does make a noticeable difference over time.

      Shoes are typically good for 500-1000 miles. So two pair of shoes would be good for around 6 months.

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    9. Re:Durability over Lifetime? by SuDZ · · Score: 1

      500 - 1000 miles? No way. Most shoes are blown out by around 300 miles or a bit more if your lucky. After that your chances for injury and strain go up a lot. Check out most running sites like coolrunning.com and you will seee the same deal. If your putting on about 1000 miles on a pair of shoes good luck to you.

      SuDZ

  6. Crazy runners... by sn0wcrash · · Score: 5, Funny

    These running fanatics have a screw loose. They spend a fortune on these fancy shoes looking to improve their perfomance. Yet they always get beaten by some guy from Africa that's never even owned a pair of shoes.

    1. Re:Crazy runners... by nacturation · · Score: 4, Funny

      Reminds me of a Jack Handey:

      Once I wept for I had no shoes. Then I came across a man who had no feet, so I took his shoes. I mean, it's not like he really needed them.

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    2. Re:Crazy runners... by tuxette · · Score: 4, Informative
      I don't think very many serious runners would buy these shoes. A lot of people I know who are serious runners (marathon etc.) have a hard enough time detaching themselves from their old worn down shoes. When they do buy new shoes, they know what they need for their feet and terrain; they don't need a chip to tell them what they already know.

      These high-tech shoes seem like something that would appeal more to the wannabes. It's their money, so...

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    3. Re:Crazy runners... by antic · · Score: 5, Funny


      Never criticise a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes. Then, you'll be a mile away, and you'll have his shoes! ;)

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    4. Re:Crazy runners... by trentblase · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Plus, for serious runners every single ounce counts. When you run a marathon, a single ounce translates into a non-discountable excess energy expenditure.

      cough... Shoe-PU... cough

    5. Re:Crazy runners... by Molina+the+Bofh · · Score: 3, Interesting

      On the other hand, there are MUCH more occasional runners, like those who jog for health benefits, or even fun, than professional runners. Not necessarily wannabes. Not everyone wants to be a professional runner.

      So there is market for it. It just depends on the price tag.

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    6. Re:Crazy runners... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BTW, Great .sig...

    7. Re:Crazy runners... by OriginalChops · · Score: 0

      And what if the man walked with you? Then you would have no shoes and a black eye...

    8. Re:Crazy runners... by dotgain · · Score: 1

      ...same as what you get for spoiling good jokes on /.

    9. Re:Crazy runners... by OriginalChops · · Score: 1

      I did not spoil it... But I guess I can see how some people might not understand that.

    10. Re:Crazy runners... by genus+babbage · · Score: 2, Informative

      Any serious runner will be replacing their shoes every few hundred miles or so; unless they want to become serious hobblers later in life.

    11. Re:Crazy runners... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank Kathleen Madigan, it's her joke.

      http://www.comedycentral.com/standup/central/det ai l.jhtml?p=/comedians/m/kathleen_madigan.xml

    12. Re:Crazy runners... by tuxette · · Score: 1

      That's true. But at the same time, sometimes trying to get rid of an old pair of running shoes is like trying to get rid of an old pair of jeans or your old favorite chair or something like that...

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    13. Re:Crazy runners... by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Or the pre-teen - teenybopper kids area. 10-15 where they are old enough to understand the pressures of fashion but still have no real concept of money and they just want toys. These are things like the shoes with pumps or the ones with an air pocket. in the sole in the 90's, Yes they worked and in some way perhaps helped performance. But the real selling nature of the shoes were the fact the kids had to ware them to be cool or at least to prevent themselves from being an outcast. Luckally this sort of stuff only lasts 5 years or so. Then when you turn 16 then you get yourself a part time job and a car. Shoes don't seem as important anymore.

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    14. Re:Crazy runners... by hawkeyeMI · · Score: 1

      The more modest, non-visible-air-pocket Nike Airs are very comfortable walking shoes. They're pretty nondescript, just plain white leather.

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    15. Re:Crazy runners... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Poor baby. I feel so bad you were picked on.

    16. Re:Crazy runners... by homer_ca · · Score: 1

      Maybe for the race, but for training, runners can afford a little more weight to get more cushioning. Track shoes are very light and have little cushioning. You wouldn't want to train long distances in them.

      I'm sure serious runners would know how much cushioning they need, but even then it's a compromise because the stiffness is not adjustable except maybe by adding a heelpad or insole. The whole idea of this is that the sensors measure deflection and adjust the stiffness of the sole so that it's soft as possible without bottoming out. The article is short on details, so I think heel cushioning is the only characteristic that it adjusts. You could theoretically design a shoe that adjusts its geometry to compensate for over or underpronation, but now you're talking about a medical prosthetic device with much more liability.

    17. Re:Crazy runners... by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 1
      I'm sure serious runners would know how much cushioning they need, but even then it's a compromise because the stiffness is not adjustable except maybe by adding a heelpad or insole.

      I've heard, at least for hiking, that _too_ much cushioning actually increases the chance of injury. Apparently, if you use too much cushioning, it makes it much harder for your brain to get enough feedback to keep your ankles adjusted properly.

    18. Re:Crazy runners... by timeOday · · Score: 1
      Here's an idea on how they *might* help serious runners. Serious runners know the best shoe for them, but the best shoe for running downhill might not be the same as for running uphill (or running on sandy vs. rocky soil, etc). These shoes adapt dynamically. A dynamically adjusting shoe might be able to decrease fatigue, and that might lead to faster race times (if it's enough to overcome the added weight of the dynamically adjusting shoe).

      I think a good application for these shoes would be in a running store, who aren't willing to fork out $250 for a pair. For $10 you wear them on the treadmill for 10 minutes. Now you can get the shoes with the best padding density for you. (You still don't get any benefit that dynamic padding might provide, but at least you have the right foam in your shoes).

    19. Re:Crazy runners... by antic · · Score: 1

      Then you'd give them back, thank him for an eye-opening (nostril-opening?) experience, and be on your way. Like the other dude said, it was a terse joke ruined only by extraneous exploration of alternative options.

      You're like my brother when we were kids:

      Me: A man walks into a bar...
      Him: How tall was he?
      Me: I don't know, 6'2". So, he walks into this bar, right?
      Him: What was he wearing?
      Me: Umm, clothes. Anyway, he walks into the bar and...
      Him: What were the opening hours of said bar?
      Me: ...!?!

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    20. Re:Crazy runners... by Eraser_ · · Score: 1

      I imagine these could also be used to do things like counteract minor problems casual runners get in to, minor off balances causing a stutter in the jog not a fall to the ground. Or maybe there is some math in there to help prevent ankle/knee injuries from bad angles. I'm sure theres a "real world" use for an extra $50 in electronics and weight.

    21. Re:Crazy runners... by OriginalChops · · Score: 1

      I dont think you know who I'm like, nor can you tell from 1 comment. Hell, you dont even know my gender.

    22. Re:Crazy runners... by Gkeeper80 · · Score: 1

      Serious runners aren't always professional runners. Go and check out a local running club and you will find plenty of serious runners who put in 40-60 miles per week but because of genetics aren't good enough to make running their profession. That's a huge difference from the occasional runner who huffs and puffs through a few miles every couple of days. Most of these runners are very serious about their running, and don't go for gimicks (I know lots of purists). I think the grandparent poster was refering to wanna be's that don't take running quite so seriously, and just want to have the latest gear so they look a little more serious.

    23. Re:Crazy runners... by nacturation · · Score: 1

      I prefer the shortened version:

      A man walks into a bar... "OW!"

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    24. Re:Crazy runners... by antic · · Score: 1

      Where did I suggest anything regarding your gender? I used the term "dude" to refer to another poster. And I used the word "him" to refer to my brother. I'm not sure what you're getting at.

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  7. And... by crsgrg · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Still no cure for cancer...

    1. Re:And... by rokzy · · Score: 1

      how about finding the cure instead of wasting time on /. ?

      if you're too stupid to help find a cure, you could have worked some overtime and donated money instead.

    2. Re:And... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meanwhile, you post on /. and think in neither.

    3. Re:And... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm three whole minutes before the first "still no cure for cancer" troll. You guys are slipping.

    4. Re:And... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and where are you posting on?

    5. Re:And... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'll be thinking in BSD when I'm through with you. You'll be dying.

    6. Re:And... by nettdata · · Score: 1

      Why yes! You're right! There IS no cure for cancer, yet.

      But it IS being worked on... I've even created a software company (benchKeeper) that makes software to assist the scientists in those efforts.

      Does that mean that people can't do other things, like make whacked out shoes that I'll never buy? Of course not.

      Why do some people think that goals like finding the cure for cancer must be done at the exclusion of everything else?

      What have YOU done to help find the cure, besides point out on /. that it hasn't been found yet?

      Oh wait... you're a troll... and the moderators are being stupid.

      And I fell for it...

      *sigh*

      oh well...

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  8. Sport Legality? by Renraku · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In things like track competitions or marathons, should such 'active' measures be allowed? I mean, what if I had a pair of smart shoes that were attached to a motorcycle...

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    1. Re:Sport Legality? by Concerned+Onlooker · · Score: 4, Funny
      ...what if I had a pair of smart shoes that were attached to a motorcycle...

      Then you'd probably be dragged to your death.

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    2. Re:Sport Legality? by rizzo420 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      when it comes down to it, the shoe is not going to make the difference between teh winner and the loser. in fact, these shoes would probably be more of a hinderance in a race than anything else. with a motor and all that other stuff, they're gonna weigh more. it won't be all that much more, but enough to make a difference. plus peopel generally have specific shoes for training and shoes for racing. these would be more of a training thing than a racing thing since training can be harder on your feet/body than the actual race. they don't actively improve your performance like other sporting equipment, they actively improve your comfort. yes i realize comfort can improve your performance, but you're gonna want something very lightweight for the race itself.

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    3. Re:Sport Legality? by Tiro · · Score: 1
      no, they can help your performance, because they can help you set your pace.

      Races already ban things devices like headphones [although that's more for safety, the need to hear people coming around you].

    4. Re:Sport Legality? by Renraku · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This wouldn't be such a big thing at this point. It would give a little advantage, but the best would probably still be the best. The problem is that this would open a whole new can of worms. Then you would have judges spending their time approving or disapproving other active measures as well, and less runners actually in it for the spirit of the run.

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    5. Re:Sport Legality? by dont_think_twice · · Score: 1

      I mean, what if I had a pair of smart shoes that were attached to a motorcycle...

      Then you would have a really hard time picking up chicks.

    6. Re:Sport Legality? by rizzo420 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      the article says nothing about helping set your pace. the comfort of a shoe does not help one set their pace. i used to set my pace through my breathing, my shoes, no matter how worn out, had nothing to do with my pace. i don't see how a continuously changing shoe will help you.

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  9. Human feet by ObviousGuy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Human feet have thousands upon thousands of sensor sites and they feed back information to the brain which can process all the information in parallel and recognize even the slightest change in environment and adjust accordingly.

    So bare feet are better than these new shoes.

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    1. Re:Human feet by beeplet · · Score: 4, Funny

      Quite true, but given the choice between having my shoes adjust to stepping on a rock or having my feet do it the old-fashioned way by sending thousands of pain signals to my brain, I think I'll go with the shoe...

    2. Re:Human feet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      .. until you step on a piece of glass while running barefoot. Ouch!

    3. Re:Human feet by tuxette · · Score: 4, Informative
      You're in on something there. There are quite a few elite runners who train/compete barefoot. For example, Abebe Bikila won his first Olympic marathon running barefoot, and broke the world record.

      Here's another interesting site regarding barefoot running/marathoning.

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    4. Re:Human feet by shird · · Score: 2, Informative

      And do they adjust by giving you more support under the arch of your foot, or increasing the 'suspension' under your heel? You might adjust the way you plant your foot down, but you cant dynamically physically change the support around your foot.

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    5. Re:Human feet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      But walking barefoot is against the very spirit of the US Constitution! Dozens of American shoe factory bosses have invested many years of their time, and billions of dollars of other people's money, in creating a product that fulfils the ultimate objective of what a shoe is supposed to be: a source of revenue for the company directors. If a person goes barefoot, then they are denying those shoe company directors their birthright, which is to make as much money as possible!

      Shoes are necessary to protect one of God's most precious creations, the delicate and beautiful white human foot, from disease and infection -- and also to prevent the decadence and chaos that would otherwise ensue if people were to go around exposing their naked bodies in public. A woman who goes barefoot is clearly a whore. What other parts of her body is she willing to expose? Her arms? Her legs? Her breasts? Her genitals? It is clear that there is a need for a well-defined rules and limits, otherwise we would descend into anarchy.

      Going barefoot is a thoroughly un-American practice which takes the food directly out of shoe company directors' mouths. I don't think a person should be treated any more leniently if they go barefoot, than if they had stolen a pair of expensive shoes from a store!

      So, patriotic citizens of the USA, I call upon you to wear your shoes with pride. Though they be made by children in Vietnam who are refused a drink of water if they are not working hard enough, much of the money spent upon them remains in the United States of America -- and besides which, the gooks are a bunch of Godless heathens, so they do not count as real people anyway. If you see any suspicious barefoot people in the streets, you should dial 911 immediately and report them as a potential terrorist, for the benefit of God-fearing Americans everywhere. God Bless America!

    6. Re:Human feet by Tom7 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but does the human "biologic brain" run at a blistering 10kHz? I don't think so!!

    7. Re:Human feet by timeOday · · Score: 1

      But what's the point of winning if you can't sign a multimillion-dollar endorsement deal with Nike!?

    8. Re:Human feet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure you can. That's what tendons and muscles are for.

      Duh.

    9. Re:Human feet by calumniate · · Score: 1

      Weight has a lot to do with this. In junior high I could run under 12 seconds in the hundred meter barefoot, and would run at least a 12.4 with shoes. Barefoot = least possible weight = speedy legs! Russ

    10. Re:Human feet by grammar+fascist · · Score: 1

      But what's the point of winning if you can't sign a multimillion-dollar endorsement deal with Nike!?

      "Hello. I am Abebe Bikila, and if I had worn shoes, they would have been Nikes."

      No problem.

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    11. Re:Human feet by dukeisgod · · Score: 1

      The problem with this is that not everybody has the right feet. Most people don't have a neutral gait. Without corrective measures in their shoes, the average overpronator would have their knees/shins/ankles/hips self-destruct in short order from the uneven twisting forces with each and every step.

  10. When it's hacked. by fuqqer · · Score: 4, Funny

    Rather than kids tying another's laces together, well have them hacking in and turning someone soles rock hard for the day.

    1. Re:When it's hacked. by ikoL · · Score: 1

      Ha! I was ready for you! Back in my school days I wore hard sole jumpboots; you can't make them harder! ...gods I was stupid

    2. Re:When it's hacked. by kaltkalt · · Score: 1

      Doing so, even if they are your own, is of course a DMCA violation.

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  11. A battery on a running shoe. Think about this... by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Couldnt they have talked to Swatch or something? Why the hell should a running shoe need a battery? I mean, that's the whole point.. you RUN in them! Kinetic energy, right there! FREE for the taking!

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  12. Funny maths? by MrIrwin · · Score: 2, Interesting
    A 10KHz chip sounds like a nice low power solution for a running shoe.

    Assuming that is the clock rate, 20,000 readings and 10,000 calculations per second does sound a bit excessive, especcialy as the calculations must involve at least 2 readings.

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    1. Re:Funny maths? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I was thinking that myself, pretty good deal getting two (analog?) readings per clock.

      Since there are nominally two shoes per user, does this count as SMP?

      John

    2. Re:Funny maths? by DigitumDei · · Score: 1

      from the article itself... ...the shoe's embedded 20-megahertz computer continually...

    3. Re:Funny maths? by dotgain · · Score: 1

      No, it's a Dual Boot configuration.

  13. Google link. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative
  14. I hope by abaybas · · Score: 1, Funny

    microsoft has nothing to do with the OS in these shoes, or soon we'll see people running of bridges because their shoe (crashed, got hacked into) bah

  15. what a gimmick by kaltkalt · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Please. I mean, this is like saying the Reebok Pump was "analog technology capable of generating an infinite number of support positions." GIMMICK. Nothing more. But get a famous basketball player to endorse it, charge $200 for it, and it'll fly off the shelves.

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    1. Re:what a gimmick by glaHHg · · Score: 4, Informative

      Tell me about it. Here's all the detailed info on what it actually does, straight out of the article:

      alters its physical properties
      would change to your different needs
      change
      adjust
      changes its characteristics
      adapts its cushioning

      Hmmm so wtf does it actually do?? Looks like the same thing the pump does but without the pump.

    2. Re:what a gimmick by MacroRex · · Score: 2, Funny

      But the company says it's not a gimmick! It's right there in the story. Do you mean that everything in the intarweb may not be true?

    3. Re:what a gimmick by Denito · · Score: 1

      I agree that it is somewhat of a gimmick, but it does do something different than the pump.. IIRC, the pump was about support in the upper part of the shoe-- you could not adjust the amount of cushioning in the sole, which makes a big difference to runners.

    4. Re:what a gimmick by devilspgd · · Score: 2, Funny

      Here on /. we assume that the article will be filled with lies, and as a result, don't bother with the article in the first place.

      It all makes perfect sense.

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    5. Re:what a gimmick by Epistax · · Score: 2, Funny

      Just think... In 20 years we'll be able to buy $1000 shoes that make us feel barefoot.

    6. Re:what a gimmick by mlu035 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      IIRC, the Pump was all about the fit of the trainer, as it inflated the tongue area to better surround the upper part of the foot. It was an alternative to laces was it not? This sounds more like changing the dynamics of the sole, which I can see being useful on alternating surface races (cross country perhaps), but not much else.

      As a semi-serious runner, I think it will probably not sell among anyone who is already clued up about the type of footwear they require until Adidas can prove equivocally that it can shave seconds off performance times. Most serious runners already know their ideal shoe, and it's more about pronation and body mechanics affecting running style than energy return from the sole.

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    7. Re:what a gimmick by Rick.C · · Score: 2, Funny
      Stupid people make stupid things profitable.

      That's what everyone said when I bought my pet rock, Eroc, but who's laughing now?

      I take Eroc running with me and I'm getting two pairs of these cool new computerized shoes! One pair for me, one shoe for Eroc, and the fouth can be a hot backup shoe in case one of the other three crashes.

      Ha! Envy me, you barefoot-running, low-tech, posers! While you're soaking your feet in low-tech Epsom salts after a run, Eroc and I will be recharging our batteries and trying to get our shoes to run Linux!

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    8. Re:what a gimmick by asoap · · Score: 1
      Ok, I was thinking the same thing.

      But you have to go back to the article. Scroll down to the bottom of the page, and there will be something called a "hyper link". It will look like normal text and it's labeled "next" except it's a different colour. This "hyper link" will take you to the rest of the article....

      Sorry for being a troll, but it took me 5 seconds to figure it out. And it shouldn't have taken you much longer.

      Well anyway, what the shoe does is adjust a metal bar or some type of spring in the heel, thus changing the rate of cushioning in the heel. So while you are running the cushion is not to hard so that you don't feel it in the knee. Also it's not to soft, where the shoe bottoms out and you hit the ground to hard, and once again feel it in the knee. So this shoe is trying to take any stress off of the knee.

      What makes this shoe even cooler is that, most people will notice that as their running shoes get older the cushion gets flatter, and there shoe doens't have the same spring it used to. Well this shoe could adjust for that, so it always has the same springyness. Also depending on the environment (heat, moisture, etc...), your shoes can change also. Which this would adjust for.

      I think it's one of the smartest uses of technology I've seen in a while.

      -asoap

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    9. Re:what a gimmick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But get a famous basketball player to endorse it,

      This is one of the few sports products that could be legitimately endorsed by a geek, and you want to hand that privledge over to a jock?

    10. Re:what a gimmick by timeOday · · Score: 1
      Read more down towards the bottom of the article. What the shoe does is dynamically adjust the resistance of the cusion so you can use the whole range of shock-absorbing motion despite your weight, speed, terrain, etc.

      Sort of like those hydralic shock systems for trucks that allow you to stiffen the shocks when you're towing a heavy load.

    11. Re:what a gimmick by dukeisgod · · Score: 1

      This has probably been mentioned already, but the pump had nothing to do with support. The pump just inflated bladders that made the shoe fit more snugly. I wore them back in the day. I could keep them nice and loose for a comfortable fit around school, then pump them up so they fit snug and stayed on when we played basketball.

    12. Re:what a gimmick by mlu035 · · Score: 1

      It was an alternative to laces was it not?

      Ignore that bit, that was me thinking of the Puma Disc system.

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    13. Re:what a gimmick by evilklown91 · · Score: 1

      Hell Yes its a gimmick! What serious purpose does this have execpt for ignorant aging baby boomer dads who think it will put a spring in their step?
      Would'nt there have to some kind of damping mechanism to absorb the shock from your foot impacting the ground?

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  16. Sport Legal? by Intocabile · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I've only ever seen passive electronics in sports equipment; this shoe won't be legal in most professional sports.

    1. Re:Sport Legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about skiis with piezo electric bindings?

    2. Re:Sport Legal? by Intocabile · · Score: 1

      Exactly, those are passive. Other component that could be used are resistors, capacitors and inductors. Adding a computer into the mix makes it active.

    3. Re:Sport Legal? by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      no, the battery makes it active, if the system is powered and controlled by it's environment it is a passive system, if it does shit on it's own it is active

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    4. Re:Sport Legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe they will just ban coaches controlling the shoes mid-race by radio? Like in F1, one-way telemetry only...

    5. Re:Sport Legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You may think you were being funny, but now I must hunt you down and kill you slowly and painfully for that remark.

  17. Crash? by BigZaphod · · Score: 4, Funny

    So if it crashes, do you trip and fall? Boy, that'd suck on stairs...

    1. Re:Crash? by prockcore · · Score: 2, Funny

      So if it crashes, do you trip and fall? Boy, that'd suck on stairs...

      Think of it as a built-in bitchslap from the manufacturer.. for being stupid enough to buy this thing.

  18. Google Link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
  19. Just imagine a........ by MrIrwin · · Score: 0, Redundant
    A beowolf cluster of.....

    Oh well, at least it would not take long to BOOT!

    Has anybody started a Linux port yet?

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  20. 'Get Smart' gadgets I'd like to see by identity0 · · Score: 1

    Frankly, I'd rather have a "Cone of silence" to put certain people in...

    And since phone booths are going out of style, I guess we need a cellphone that can also act as a hidden trapdoor to our lair?

    1. Re:'Get Smart' gadgets I'd like to see by DaHat · · Score: 1

      Perhaps a Laser Blazer would be the way to go, anytime someone wont shut up or is bothering you... simply put your hand in the jackets pocket.

  21. Good for astroturf use by nacturation · · Score: 4, Interesting

    So... a 10KHz chip can make 10,000 calculations per second? Sure, as long as all those calculations take only 1 clock cycle each. And what good is a sensor that can take 20,000 samples per second if the CPU isn't powerful enough to even make use of all of them?

    Honestly, what's the point? If the goal is to change the shoe characteristics, why not include a little adjustable screw so the wearer can manually change various tensions? This sounds like a lousy solution in search of a problem, and a badly marketed one at that.

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    1. Re:Good for astroturf use by devilspgd · · Score: 1

      RTFA -- The article doesn't say 10MHz, only the /. story does, and that may not be entirely accurate.

      10,000 calculations does not mean 10MHz, at least, not in marketing speak.

      Consider the average NYT reader's brainpower: A calculation is the number of times the CPU comes up with results, not how many clock cycles it takes to get to that output.

      That being said, the chip is likely highly optimized to do exactly one thing.

      Think back to the RISC debate... But in this case, you only need a handful of instructions to begin with, and only the one(s) used while the shoe is in motion need to be optimized in any significant way.

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    2. Re:Good for astroturf use by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the article says 20 MHz. But this is Slashdot, and it's out of fashion to read the articles before commenting on them.

    3. Re:Good for astroturf use by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what good is a sensor that can take 20,000 samples per second...?
      preventing aliasing artifacts

    4. Re:Good for astroturf use by nacturation · · Score: 1

      RTFA -- The article doesn't say 10MHz, only the /. story does, and that may not be entirely accurate.

      10,000 calculations does not mean 10MHz, at least, not in marketing speak.


      You mean 10KHz not MHz, right? In marketing speak, they try and put forward the highest numbers possible. If those 10,000 calculations needed a 64KHz chip, don't you think some marketing droid would say it does 64,000 calculations per second? We're talking marketing numbers here, not engineering!

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    5. Re:Good for astroturf use by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the article says 20 MHz. But this is Slashdot, and it's out of fashion to read the articles before commenting on them.

      Read it again: "Each second, a sensor in the heel can take up to 20,000 readings and the embedded electronic brain can make 10,000 calculations, directing a tiny electric motor to change the shoe."

      10,000 = 10KHz. K = 1,000. M = 1,000,000. Dumbass.

  22. login stuff by Errtu76 · · Score: 4, Informative

    for all who don't/can't register:
    u/p: nytslashdot

    1. Re:login stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i prefer using u/p: fuckthat

      it has a nice ring to it :)

    2. Re:login stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When creating accounts for public use, make the login something easy to remember and guess like pass/pass. I always try this combination for these kinds of sites and it works most of the time.

  23. Replace the batteries? by Sarojin · · Score: 0, Troll

    Why not have some kind of pump (I mean, you have a cushion anyways) to recharge them?

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  24. It's just another imbedded system by Trespass · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Make it solid state and durable. You should have no problems with something that amounts to little more than a processor, battery, some flash memory and some sensors.

    There are far more stressful environments for computers in military and industrial settings.

    1. Re:It's just another imbedded system by AlaskanUnderachiever · · Score: 5, Insightful
      They make solid state dc motors these days? Where was I?

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    2. Re:It's just another imbedded system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > There are far more stressful environments for computers in military

      Like the ass of iraqi prisoniers, probably.

    3. Re:It's just another imbedded system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where were you? Misquoting Vivian from 'The Young Ones', appearantly.

      It's 'Monte Cassino', not Monte Carlo.

    4. Re:It's just another imbedded system by williwilli · · Score: 1

      I know this isn't what you meant, but look into Musclewire. It's a solid state , lightweight system that uses different kinds of conductive, memory-metal alloys. It's used a lot with small, indoor, RC planes.

  25. Smell my shoes by Big+Nothing · · Score: 3, Funny

    Of all items of clothing, said Rob Enderle, the shoe is a logical one to be a focus of wearable technology. Unlike articles of clothing that must be washed or cleaned, shoes present a more stable place to add useful electronics, he said.

    Mr. Enderle has obviously never been in the vicinity of _my_ shoes.

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    1. Re:Smell my shoes by Koguma · · Score: 0

      Mine go right in the wash. Hope that motor can adjust for that. Hey, what if the battery leaks while you're running a marathon and your feet get burnt?

    2. Re:Smell my shoes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mr. Enderle has also never been in the vicinity of a clue, judging by some of his past work.

  26. Does it have an ASS sensor? by Koguma · · Score: 1, Funny

    That would come in usefull so it doesn't get stuck. Maybe the motor can adjust for the perfect anal trajectory?

  27. overclocked? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so, if you run a marathon in this shoe while it is overclocked do you have to run faster and end up with a slower time?

  28. Yeah sure by ObviousGuy · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you're running forward!

    No one's going to buy a shoe you can't walk backwards in.

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    1. Re:Yeah sure by cammoblammo · · Score: 5, Funny

      If you're running forward!

      No one's going to buy a shoe you can't walk backwards in.

      I take it this means that they wouldn't be backward compatible? I wonder what sort of boot process they have.

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    2. Re:Yeah sure by goodydot · · Score: 1

      I wonder if the laces are multi-threading...

    3. Re:Yeah sure by Moritishi · · Score: 1

      I wonder if they're running any sort of Microsoft Operating system. Constant crashes, and the need to download new patches as you encounter new terrain types found outside of the concrete jungles you normally walk/run in.

  29. Where do I put the cd rom in the shoe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Does it go on the sides like a modern version of the chariot in Ben Hur?

    1. Re:Where do I put the cd rom in the shoe by Koguma · · Score: 0

      " Does it go on the sides like a modern version of the chariot in Ben Hur?"

      Maybe that's what the slot in your PJ's is for?

  30. Re:A battery on a running shoe. Think about this.. by Krashed · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I totally agree with this. Think of the ways they could have produced power from this. piezo-electric with the vibrations and stomping on the ground (which would probably absorb some of the shock anyway), stirling (or whatever creates changes energy between the heat difference) due to the foot getting hot (which may cool it down some), the swatch thing (a swinging weight with attached magnet to charge a capacitor).
    You know what really would have been badass. If they added bluetooth capability between it and a pda so you can track your workouts wirelessly. Then create a bluetooth heart rate monitor with a watch that would intergrate the entire system. You could modify your step and check your heart rate at the same time. I should start working on the patent...

  31. yeah but by schroet · · Score: 4, Funny

    how long before you have to PATCH them?

    shameless, I know :p

    1. Re:yeah but by Demodian · · Score: 1

      Actually, I'm waiting to see what happens when the case mod community can afford to get these shoes. The next generation ones will probably be able to transform on their own (into formal shoes or something).

    2. Re:yeah but by nerd_tek · · Score: 1

      Hold on buddy. Nobody said these were running Windows (shameless, I know)

  32. wrong icon by chrispy666 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Geez, the ONE time the foot icon would actually make sense, it is not even used by /. editors...
    I guess I know where to stick my foot next time...

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    1. Re:wrong icon by chendo · · Score: 1

      Um. Up their ass?

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    2. Re:wrong icon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...eh... depends...
      is the OS of those shoes written in F SHARP ?

  33. A condom for /. users? by Koguma · · Score: 2, Funny

    The New York Times (free reg. req.) is reporting on a new condom from goatse.cx that contains a ~10KHz chip capable of changing the condom's characteristics to meet the user's need. From the article: 'Goatse.cx executives say the condom is no gadget-dependent gimmick... Each second, a sensor in the tip can take up to 20,000 readings and the embedded electronic brain can make 10,000 calculations, directing a tiny electric motor to change the shape. The goal is to make the condom adjust to changing conditions and the user's particular style while in use. The condom will have push-button controls, light-emitting diodes to display settings and an instruction manual on a CD-ROM that will advise wearers on, among other things, how to change the battery after every 100 hours of use.' I wonder if the CPU can be overcocked?

    1. Re:A condom for /. users? by antic · · Score: 1

      100 hours of use. That's more than a lifetime for everyone on here put together.

      Except me that is. :P

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    2. Re:A condom for /. users? by templest · · Score: 0

      A condom that is re-usable? What do you do? Stick it in the washer?

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  34. The tennis shoes wore computers? by LunchTableGoat · · Score: 2, Funny

    Obligitory reference to the movie "The computer wore tennis shoes"

  35. Sweet by blincoln · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If these have LEDs now, I'm sure the next 11 years will give researchers plenty of time to add power laces and a voice chip that sounds like Stephen Hawking's.

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  36. last time is saw this by minus_273 · · Score: 1

    it was called the pump.. rememebr that.. pump it up.. then some kind would come by and press the release button.. ah memories...

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  37. It'll be no good... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...until they understand the phrase "Go-go Gadget Skates!"

    Of course, the correct reply for this is for a propeller to then come out of my hat, but I don't expect such perfection the first time around.

  38. Top ten reasons not to buy these shoes by TheMadPenguin · · Score: 1

    1. Change the battery every 100hrs????
    2. Change the battery every 100hrs????
    3. Change the battery every 100hrs????
    4. Change the battery every 100hrs????
    5. Change the battery every 100hrs????
    6. Change the battery every 100hrs????
    7. Change the battery every 100hrs????
    8. Change the battery every 100hrs????
    9. Change the battery every 100hrs????
    10. Ahh screw it...

    On another note, if Longhorn is gonna need a TB of disk space, what the hell will my shoes be running in 2008? I mean, does it really take that much power to run solitaire? Surely my shoes will require more, right? And furthermore, how long with that battery last?!?!

    I'm going outside to run

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  39. A.D.I.D.A.S by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All Day I Dream About Software

  40. motor? by utexaspunk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    tiny electric motor? with a drivetrain? that wouldn't be my first thought... seems like they could make the sole out of something spongelike containing magnetorheological fluids and some electomagnets to vary the stiffness and sponginess

    1. Re:motor? by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Electromagnets consume a pretty fair amount of current in most cases. The question would be (to my way of thinking) whether the mashing of your feet coming down is going to mix the stuff enough to where you're going to spend a significant amount of energy just maintaining state.

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  41. Overclocked? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Overclocked, huh?

    Where will this take us? Where ever it is, at least we will get there faster..

    There's no business like shoe business.

  42. Overclocking? by GrueMaster · · Score: 1

    Theoreticly, it would be possible, but you'd have to run faster, and if your heat dissipating socks lost contact with your shoes, they'd burn up.

  43. Start worrying when... by NTmatter · · Score: 2, Funny

    they ask "Where do you want to go today?" when you boot (shoe?) up. This message has been brought to you by MicroShoe FooTware.

  44. with all this technology and... by MoFoQ · · Score: 2, Insightful

    we're still stuck with replacing batteries.

    if the processor doesn't use alot of power, I'd think if they include some sort of kinetic power generator, that it won't need batteries.

  45. Crashed by antic · · Score: 5, Funny


    Wait up guys! My shoes have crashed...

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    1. Re:Crashed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dang, It started to rain again.... Go-Go-Gadget-Shoes! *blipp mount /dev/shot /foot -tshoefs *blipp modprobe shoe *blipp

    2. Re:Crashed by marcjps · · Score: 3, Funny

      Congratulations to Adidas for inventing the first shoe you can boot.

    3. Re:Crashed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess you where stupid and bought the Microsoft version. "Hold up guys my shoes BSOD'd again"

    4. Re:Crashed by Black+Rabbit · · Score: 1

      This ridiculous piece of kit would die the first time the wearer stepped into a puddle! There are some things that just DON'T require modification with any sort of chip! What's next? Plastic grocery bags fitted with a chip or two? Maybe a garbage can? Get real!

    5. Re:Crashed by AugstWest · · Score: 2

      Just think about the possibilities... You could have Nagios beep you every time your shoelaces came untied....

      Your shopping bag could set off internal alarms when it starts to rip before that bottle of BBQ sauce explodes all over your kitchen floor....

      The possibilities are infinite, limited only by the stupidity of the idea in the first place.

    6. Re:Crashed by sotonboy · · Score: 1

      I agree, but Im willing to bet that garbage cans (or indeed, rubbish bins ofr us brits) will have chips in the next few years. They will be used by the government to make sure we are recycling responsibly once all our groceries come with rfid tags. And I expect the plastic bags might take the same route. Checking that we are not stealing from the shop (or store in your case). It does make you wonder why you dont just buy comfortable shoes in the first place though.

  46. News for NERDS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is this news for nerds? Most Slashdotters need a chair that adjusts to their butt. :p

  47. wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    guess i missed the boat on that one.

  48. GPS? by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 3, Interesting
    What would be cool is if you could hook this up to GPS. You could chart your runs and develop statistics, such as how many steps per minute, etc. These shoes could be great for people trying to gather data on runners.

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    1. Re:GPS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nike makes a heart-rate monitor, gps, pedometer, speedometer watch. While this doesn't give ya' the precise shoe data it does about everything else you could possibly want for $299. I'm sure you could match the data up and get the info you're looking for.

    2. Re:GPS? by Molina+the+Bofh · · Score: 1

      It seems that this one is cheaper and better.

      A quick google search shows it can be found for $179

      Damn, these things are getting cheap. I am seriously considering buying one. Any advices ?

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    3. Re:GPS? by EddyMerckx · · Score: 1

      Here's a review of the two GPS running devices:

      http://www.mobitopia.com/20040207.html#185850

      But I'd rather just buy a decent HR monitor and then use the extra money for something else. Knowing your pace, isn't really all that helpful - HR is more helpful for pacing the your actual pace.

      Although for trail running the Garmin device might be cool.

      And I'd hate to see what happens to these shoes if you take them running in the rain or on some good trails. For $250 you can get a decent pair of racing flats, a decent pair of training shoes and a closeout pair of trail running shoes. And three toys are always better then one.

      Matt

  49. What will they think of next... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok, just tell me, who on god's green earth needs a f***ing microchip in their shoe to tell them how to run better?!? How in the world is there even a market for such a pointless product? Are there really that many zombies walking around in a marketing-induced stupor to actually *buy* this crap? Please let this fail. Please! I just want to have some hope that our species isn't totally doomed.

  50. Re:Nice shoe, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did you notice that the other guy that posted this same thing got modded +2 funny? you got -1 offtopic. Ending your subject with a comma is bad ettiquite. n00b

  51. Look, ma! no hands! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    May 6, 2004
    The Bionic Running Shoe
    By MICHEL MARRIOTT

    ORTLAND, Ore.

    SHOES have long been sensible. Now some are getting smart.

    Smart enough, that is, to sense their environment electronically, calculate how best to perform in it, and then instantly alter their physical properties to adapt to that environment. In short, the designers say, shoes that can do whatever is needed to deliver improved athletic performance or just a better experience in the ancient poetry of feet striking the earth.

    "The whole concept of an intelligent shoe would be great," said Christian DiBenedetto, a scientist here at the North American headquarters of Adidas. "Something that would change to your different needs during a marathon, or whatever you were doing, was always the fantasy."

    Adidas, the 83-year-old German sporting-goods maker, is about to turn that fantasy into biomechanical reality in the form of a running shoe for men and women. Sleek and lightweight despite its battery-powered sensor, microprocessor and electric motor, the shoe, named 1, is expected to be in stores by December and will cost $250.

    Adidas executives say the shoe is no gadget-dependent gimmick. Instead, its designers say it represents a leap forward in wearable technology. Each second, a sensor in the heel can take up to 20,000 readings and the embedded electronic brain can make 10,000 calculations, directing a tiny electric motor to change the shoe. The goal is to make the shoe adjust to changing conditions and the runner's particular style while in use.

    "What we have, basically, is the first footwear product that can change its characteristics in real time," said Mr. DiBenedetto, who led the group that created the shoe, of its ability to adapt its cushioning as the wearer runs.

    The shoes will have push-button controls, light-emitting diodes to display settings and an instruction manual on a CD-ROM that will advise wearers on, among other things, how to change the battery after every 100 hours of use.

    Of all items of clothing, said Rob Enderle, a principal analyst for the Enderle Group in San Jose, Calif., the shoe is a logical one to be a focus of wearable technology. Unlike articles of clothing that must be washed or cleaned, shoes present a more stable place to add useful electronics, he said.

    High-performance shoes, particularly those intended for athletic use, he said, have been augmented with an array of biomechanical enhancements, most of them involving compressed gases, shock absorbers and springs. But until now, he said, "I don't recall electronics being applied in shoes other than for lights."

    From the start of development in early 2001, the shoe was viewed as an opportunity for Adidas to innovate, said Steve Vincent, who leads the company's worldwide innovation team of about 50 people. Mr. DiBenedetto's group is one of seven in Germany, Italy and the United States that work in such secrecy that the units' names are not mentioned to outsiders. To do otherwise, Mr. Vincent said from his corner office overlooking the Willamette River, "would just give away the farm."

    In the hypercompetitive sporting-goods industry, of which the $15 billion sneaker market is only a part, innovation is seen more and more as a great differentiator. And while other companies, like Nike in nearby Beaverton, Ore., have made a name for themselves with new products, Mr. Vincent acknowledged that Adidas had not established a firm reputation as an innovator in the American market.

    "We look at innovation as the fuel for our company," he said. "We are committed to deliver at least one new impactful technology or innovation every year."

    Among the first of those products was ClimaCool, a line of athletic shoes and garments introduced in 2002 that use sophisticated materials and strategically placed venting to relieve the wearer's heat and perspiration. Others include a soccer ball that is bonded rather than hand-sewn for better durability and truer flight, and a shoe engine

  52. But how fast can it adjust? by beeplet · · Score: 1

    Each second, a sensor in the heel can take up to 20,000 readings and the embedded electronic brain can make 10,000 calculations, directing a tiny electric motor to change the shoe. The goal is to make the shoe adjust to changing conditions and the runner's particular style while in use.

    20000 readings per second seems like more than enough... but the article makes no mention of how fast the motor can respond to that information. Does the shoe adjust each fraction of a second, changing as the foot hits the ground and pushes off, or does the shoe just adjust to gradual changes like the running surface? I somehow doubt it's the former, and if it's the latter, I don't see any advantage over buying a set of regular running shoes designed for a particular use. I can only see these shoes being useful if someone wants to wear the same pair on a large variety of courses (on road, off road, gravel, etc.) but in that case I wonder if that's the kind of person who wants to spend big bucks on their sneakers...

  53. Just wait for convergence to take hold by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 4, Funny

    Once they start coming with a built in camera!Things will be looking up!

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    1. Re:Just wait for convergence to take hold by dotgain · · Score: 1

      #ifndef REDUNDANT
      In more ways than one.

    2. Re:Just wait for convergence to take hold by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      Yes, I can just see the ramifications of a shoe company accidentally helping out the upskirt-fetish porn sector with a shoe-cam.

      There'd be chaos. =)

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  54. Seriously by minus_273 · · Score: 1

    There was the pump and LA lights but by far the coolest and best feeling ones were Nike Air. Amuasingly enough some of the patents on AIR expired in 1997. So there could be competetiors using it now as well. AIR was really cool becasue of the science that went into the "AIR" (molecular weight of gases) and the nature of the container (semi permeable to real air.. which made it inflate itsef..sorta)..

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  55. Re:A battery on a running shoe. Think about this.. by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

    A serious runner would not use a shoe that absorbed any kinetic energy, doesn't matter if the amount is insignificant, the problem would be psychological, thinking that their shoe was taking power from their stride

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  56. FORGET THAT, A CPU IN MY SHOE NEEDS TO.... by standing_still · · Score: 1

    "Each second, a sensor in the heel can take up to 20,000 readings and the embedded electronic brain can make 10,000 calculations, directing a tiny electric motor to change the shoe."

    Forget that! I need a shoe that will sense the stink coming from my feet, and deodorize as needed!

  57. The Wrong Shoes? The Wrong Trousers? by kc8jhs · · Score: 5, Funny

    Didn't we learn anything from Wallace and Grommit in The Wrong Trousers,?

    -Mikey P

  58. Re:A battery on a running shoe. Think about this.. by btempleton · · Score: 4, Informative

    Any shoe that's not a perfect device is taking power from your stride, compressing and expanding the rubber etc.

    The only issue is whether you can get some electricity, rather than just heat, from this work. And not increase the total work in a way that would be noticed.

    There were some projects to make battery chargers in shoes I recall, but they couldn't actually get as much power as they had hoped from pezio. Springs probably would be noticed.

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  59. battery life by deadboy2000 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    100 hours of non-rechargable battery life?? That's like two week's worth of use! How many times do you think a user is going to bother changing the battery before giving up and just using them like any other shoe?

    1. Re:battery life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I run in my running shoes...nothing else. I seldom run for more than an hour or two on any given day and I run 5 days a week. Basically 6 hours a week (35 miles). So...batteries that are good for 100 hrs are good for 16.67 weeks or about 4 months. Manufacturers seem to think you should replace your shoes every 300-400 miles or so (comfy bits lose their comfiness after being squished a lot)...so the battery life is actually longer than the shoe life.

    2. Re:battery life by Jade+E.+2 · · Score: 1
      100 hours of non-rechargable battery life?? That's like two week's worth of use!
      These are running shoes, not wandering around the office shoes. If you use your running shoes 50 hours a week... well, I won't say it because you could probably kick me into a pulp.
    3. Re:battery life by mec · · Score: 1

      Running shoes are good for 300 to 500 miles.
      Even a slow runner, like me, easily does 5 miles in one hour.
      That means I get 60 to 100 hours out of a pair of shoes.
      A median-speed runner would pull 8 miles per hour (7:30 miles) so 100-hour battery life would be plenty.

      A good pair of running shoes costs $80 to $100. $250 is pricey, but it's not so pricey considering on a $/hour basis.

      As far as the physical benefit goes, I don't know enough about biomechanics to have an opinion.

      As far as the psychological benefit goes, it's like a lot of exercise equipment: whatever floats your boat and makes you get off your butt and actually *enjoy* it, day after day, week after week, is cool.

  60. special shoe chip add on for slashdot by deft · · Score: 2, Funny

    has optimization for stomping on ground while playing warcraft, and then quickly switching to walkjing to fridge for mountain dew. also takes into consideration extra fatness.

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  61. Nice invention, shame about the people. by Willeh · · Score: 1

    While it looks nice on paper, i doubt many sports organisations will allow this kind of thing. Although technology has worked for years outside the sports stadiums (computer engineerd ice skates for example, tailored to suit the athletes), this is just crossing a line imo. So Adidas is left to cater to yuppies so they can boast about their new shoes/ their new mile record whatever. Also, In Soviet Russia, Shoe monitors you!

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    1. Re:Nice invention, shame about the people. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, In Soviet Russia, Shoe monitors you!

      Er, it does that at Adidas too... the shoe has sensors that monitor your running.

      But I can tell you something that does happen in Soviet Russia. People like you get their just desserts! Ha!

  62. I couldn't finish the race by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My shoe kept crashing. Or I had to reboot the left one in Central Park. My shoe got owned.

  63. Re:A battery on a running shoe. Think about this.. by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

    I never said the amount of power taken would be physically meaningful, the problem would be in the runners minds, they would either refuse to wear it or be discouraged thinking power will be taken to power the unit, now if they included a "battery" and a notice that the battery would probably last longer than the shoe, and thus not to worry about it, along with a piezio or kinetic system the shoe would be great.

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  64. Silly people, I'm ALREADY running Linux while I'm by ztwilight · · Score: 0, Troll

    running in my, I mean, running Linux on my running shoes while I'm running Linux, er. you know.

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  65. and Verizon isn't in on this? by the_greywolf · · Score: 1
    I wonder if the CPU can be overclocked?

    more importantly, when do i get to play bejeweled on the built-in communications device?

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  66. Great innovation everybody was waiting for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can I buy these shoes separatly from bundled Propeller hat (tm)?

  67. The Big question... by Svante.1 · · Score: 0

    ...is: Dose it run Linux?

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  68. metaphysical questions by zakezuke · · Score: 2, Funny

    As soon as we start making inteligent shoes theologians will spend endless hours debating whether or not these shoes have souls.

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  69. so far by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this is the gayest flamethread I've ever read on slashdot. congrats.

  70. linux? by lemody · · Score: 0, Redundant

    yeah, but can it run linux?

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  71. Don't Tell me... by cjthompson · · Score: 1

    They run Linux and are called Gnu/Shoes ?

  72. Now I can get Spam in my shoes ... by Snart+Barfunz · · Score: 1

    ... to go with the cheese that already grows there. Will the shoes talk to each other so that they adjust to the same settings? I foresee difficulty in getting your feet to handshake.

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  73. Nice shoe! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But does it run Linux?

  74. So if a nuke goes off... by m1chael · · Score: 0

    your shoes will be knocked out by the EMP? Yes, running away from that mushroom cloud will not help you.

    I was wondering, aren't there natural or synthetic materials that would adapt to the shape of your foot as you walk, or run away from the fallout? It sounds a little bit gimicky to me, but I guess compared to springs in soles, it is progress to somewhere.

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  75. So now you have to RTFM to get some exercise by Masa · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "an instruction manual on a CD-ROM that will advise wearers on, among other things, how to change the battery"

    So, does these shoes have a CD-ROM-drive built-in or how one is going to use the manual on the road? Because, it would suck quite royally ass if the BSOD strikes while running at the woods and you have to try to figure out, how to reboot your shoes. And what if the batteries run out? The only thing you can do with the manual is to wave it and hope someone equipped with pair of AAA-batteries (or whatever the shoes are using) and a laptop would see you (a laptop is required because the manual contains the instructions, how to change batteries).

    These shoes will bring us to a totally new level of complexity of having some exercise.

    1. Re:So now you have to RTFM to get some exercise by TwistedSpring · · Score: 1

      Honestly i doubt the effects of any of this "high technology 10KHz chip" stuff would be noticeable to anybody using the shoes. It's just a gimmick and if they crash or break or whatever they won't suddenly go rock solid or anything. That'd require some kind of extremely clever membrane technology. Not a dumb pump with a vibe motor powering it.

    2. Re:So now you have to RTFM to get some exercise by colonslashslash · · Score: 1
      The goal is to make the shoe adjust to changing conditions and the runner's particular style while in use.

      Didn't South Park do something like this but with a Towel? All I remember is that the Towel decided to get high one day and just sort wondered off...

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    3. Re:So now you have to RTFM to get some exercise by troon · · Score: 1

      Because, it would suck quite royally ass if the BSOD strikes while running at the woods and you have to try to figure out, how to reboot your shoes.

      Even if they do crash, I suspect they're still usable. It's not like they suddenly become really heavy, or sharp spikes shoot up through the sole.

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    4. Re:So now you have to RTFM to get some exercise by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      You can't be serious... can you?

      It's a fookin' SHOE. Not a powered cement block. The person wearing the shoe will still be able to move about while wearing them - they just won't have whatever special "feature" the enhancements add.

      Furthermore, do you seriously think the manual will be needed? How many people do you know that RTFM? I know one, and that's myself (at least in the real world). Then, only when I need to. I seriously doubt the interface for a running shoe is terribly difficult to figure out by twiddling.

      The only complexity these shoes add are a large red balance in the check book/credit card at the end of the month. I doubt there's much that's functionally different from those trendy "pump" shoes years back. I don't know about any of you, but I notice absolutely no difference between a shoe with an "air cell" and one without, and I've known people that still use their "air cell" shoes after one of the cells has popped - with no noticeable difference in function.

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    5. Re:So now you have to RTFM to get some exercise by Masa · · Score: 1

      You can't be serious... can you?

      No, I can't.

      My comment was meant to be funny, not insightful. Thanks to brilliant moderation, people now think that I was seriously writing that stuff.

      Oh well... This just proves that I'm not a funny person and I shouldn't try to make fun of things.

    6. Re:So now you have to RTFM to get some exercise by Flingles · · Score: 1

      3 words:
      It runs linux

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    7. Re:So now you have to RTFM to get some exercise by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      It would appear (at least to me) that you inadvertantly made a joke - of them, at any rate. :)

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  76. Sensor data? by -tji · · Score: 1

    Modifying the characteristics of the show seems questionable..

    I think a lot of runners would find sensor data gathered from the shoe to be more valuable. It could help with performance improvements, to record your exact pace throughout a run. It could help to diagnose or even prevent injuries - if it could tell by the impact sensors that you are pronating this could help a lot. A big part of curing/preventing running injuries is diagnosing the problem.

    Combine the sensor data with GPS tracking, and you've got an excellent training tool.

  77. PSSHHH no big deal. by hapoo · · Score: 0

    Now if you could get the shoe to run linux, and play OGG by tapdancing, THEN i'd be impressed!

  78. Every 100 hours of use? by ValourX · · Score: 2, Interesting

    That's roughly every ten days. Can you imagine changing your shoe batteries every ten days? And I thought it was bad changing my mouse batteries every four months...

    -Jem
    1. Re:Every 100 hours of use? by Malc · · Score: 2, Informative

      Most runners don't get 100 hours out of their shoes. I'm a slow runner and I do just over 10 km/hr... that would mean running over 1,000 km on them. Faster runners would get closer to 2,000 km. That's really really unrealistic. I got just over 700 km out of my last pair of shoes before my IT bands started getting sore at the hips on anything over 8 km (10 milers became murderous). Mind you, runners who aren't trying to increase their mileage can often get more out of them, but not that much that changing batteries is going to become a pain. Somebody preparing for a half marathon on 40-60 km/week is going to get 3 months use out of them, and still not hit 100 hours.

    2. Re:Every 100 hours of use? by ValourX · · Score: 1

      Yes but presumably the shoes' electronics are in operation at all times, and to some degree they would be in effect while walking. So they'd be "on" for as long as you were wearing the shoes.

      -Jem
    3. Re:Every 100 hours of use? by Malc · · Score: 1

      Good point. I don't use my running shoes for anything else, but on the days I run with a group (i.e. not from home) there would probably be an extra hour or so of wear just from wearing them there on my bicycle and then standing around waiting to go, and stretching and what not.

    4. Re:Every 100 hours of use? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must be one of those slashdotters that that runs two marathons a day. Every day.

      For the rest of us, 100 hours will last long enough.

  79. Best part! by otter42 · · Score: 1

    The best part of the article was that they skinned a furby. It's nice to see that science has finally found a way around the animal testing ban.

    I hope they did it while it was still alive.

    If they'll put a sticker on the shoe saying that many furbies WERE harmed in the making of this product, I'll go buy one right away.

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    1. Re:Best part! by Demodian · · Score: 1

      Great... Furbies... So will these shoes start talking aimlessly with other Shoebies they encounter while being used? Do we have to hold them upside down to shut them up?

  80. Back in ye olde eighties by NeuroManson · · Score: 1

    We had gang bangers killing each other to steal their sneakers.

    Now we've gotta worry about 1337 hackers using our sneakers for nefarious means. Could you imagine a war mod on these sneakers? They'd have to call it "War-Jogging" or somesuch.

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  81. Adidas is watching you by A+Boy+and+His+Blob · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now if they had wireless and GPS they could track your every move, which would presumably be back and forth between your house and a store that sells batteries.

  82. Running barefoot by pkplex · · Score: 5, Interesting

    IMO the best way to run is in bare feet, ie, no shoes. That probably sounds stupid to most people, but when your feet are bare, you get lots of feedback and built in reflexes from the nerves in your feet.

    One importaint peice of feedback you get, is to NOT LAND ON YOUR HEELS. Your legs and feet are not designed for you land on your heels ( but shoe companys and podaitrists would like you to think so ). Instead, bare feet teaches you to land on the your forefoot ( eg, the area around the balls of your feet, just behind your toes ).

    A forefoot strike has advantages over a heel strike, In breif;

    Much less chance of injury ( eg shin splints, runners knee, etc ). However, during the first two weeks of learning to run with a proper forefoot strike style, I had sore calf musles. This was the 'numb, lactic acid, ive done more than I am used to' type soreness. This is something your calfs get used to quickly, just like how your biceps grow if you do bicep curls. The main reason for less inury is because the energy absorbed from each foot landing is stored/absorbed into muscles, rather than being driven up thru your bones and joints ( eg, ankle, knee, hip, and back ) as the case with heel strikes.

    It stores energy form the landing, and releases it as your body moves over your foot plant.

    It allows you to run with minimal vertial motion in the torso area, if your knees are bent when your foot touches the ground. As the body goes over the footplant, the leg straigtens, which keeps the torso in the same vertial position.

    And as a result, you end up running very efficently. One obvious thing about running properly ( with a forefoot strike ) is that you become very very quiet, eg, almost completely silent in the feet department, quite the opposite of the comparitive racket most runners make with the enourmous heel striking boots.

    Anyway, I think that the best running shoe is one which is simply like a protective layer of skin over your foot, IE, as close to running in bare feet as possible.

    And the best way to run is in bare feet, but in rare cases ( or when your just starting out ), bare feet is not always practical ( eg, sharp gravel, areas that are likely to have hidden sharp things ), but 80% of places I find I can run barefoot with no problems.

    If you have injurys / problems with running, then perhaps have a look at www.runningbarefoot.org or www.posetech.com, and learn how to run properly ( with a forefoot strike style ), and do not rely on shoes to do the running for you.

    1. Re:Running barefoot by supertsaar · · Score: 1

      But aren't all the marathon world records still run on shoes? Do these guys perhaps practice the technique you describe but with shoes on? The guys & girls to beat seem to be the ethiopians, kenians & moroccans, I can imagine maybe they learnt to run barefoot as kids....

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    2. Re:Running barefoot by Malc · · Score: 1

      For those people who don't want to risk shards of glass or metal, trying lean their chest forward a couple of inches really helps technique. Running in good shoes when tired, or too fast, or without concentrating seems to lead to more heel-striking and poorer technique.

    3. Re:Running barefoot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Well, ofcourse the human foot wasn't designed for wearing shoes. Then again, it wasn't designed for running on asphalt or concrete either, but rather for softer cross-country type surfaces. We didn't exactly have asphalt roads lying around back when we decided to get out of the trees.

      When I run cross-country races, I run on spikes, which are basically an almost hard sole (very little dampening) with steel 1/2 inch spikes on it, and a thin leather skin around the foot. Track shoes are similar, except they have even less dampening (ie they're as stiff as possible) for sprinters and they have smaller spikes. Modern track surfaces are much bouncier than asphalt, so you need less dampening, and you're only running for a short time anyway.

      On the road, I wouldn't dream of running on spikes, I use normal shoes with lots of dampening. I have learnt the more efficient technique of keeping your feet under tension so you "bounce" better, but have you ever tried doing that for 10 miles or so? For short distances and track work, okay, but for a half marathon I'd rather save it for the acceleration in the last few miles, and not blow up my calves right at the start.

      As for those fast Africans, as far as I know the explanation is the following. When running, most of your energy is actually put in moving your legs forward again after each step. North Africans have much thinner, lighter lower legs, so they waste less energy there. If you want to run more efficiently, it's a good idea to work on minimising the swing of your feet, because the further you push them backwards, the more energy you waste on pulling them forwards again for their next step.

      Lourens

    4. Re:Running barefoot by Glorat · · Score: 1

      Just thought I'd say thanks for one of the more thought provoking posts I've read in slashdot for a while.

      I myself am a fairly novice runner but I gave up for about 6 months due to knee pains. I since got orthotics that didn't really help a great deal but am trying to get back into running albeit over short distances up to 3 miles.

      I'd probably need some major convincing to be running barefoot through the park but doing some training barefoot might be useful to improve running technique, something I know I need what with my knees pointing down and in and my feet pointing out.

      I won't be giving up my shoes anytime soon but I may give barefoot a little try ;)

    5. Re:Running barefoot by pkplex · · Score: 1

      Yeah going barefoot is kinda like going from a windows person to discovering linux/bsd for the first time :)

      I found that to start with, moving around in bare feet can hurt the sole of the foot because the sole's skin has become so used to being in a shoe, and is soft and thin.

      But the more frequently you travel around in bare feet, the more your feet and legs adapt. After a while walking/running in bare feet becomes quite enojyable, because it has you think about where you are going and on which surface.

      Perhaps if you could try walking/jogging/running on a treadmill... or thin grass ( eg, lawn or sports feild or such kind of grassy area )...

    6. Re:Running barefoot by beckmann · · Score: 1

      Could I ask how many miles per week you are able to do barefoot? I trained in flats once (which I guess are closer to barefoot than "normal" shoes) and typically found that this irritated knee and hip problems that normal shoes suppressed, especially during high mileage weeks.

    7. Re:Running barefoot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I recommend taping your feet. I'm not sure what the tape is called, but rolls are usually about an inch wide, white, and don't stick to hair very well. If you wrap this around the forefoot, you'll absorb some of the pain from small gravel while still getting the necessary feedback.

    8. Re:Running barefoot by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 2, Informative
      Your legs and feet are not designed for you land on your heels ( but shoe companys and podaitrists would like you to think so ).

      Yeah, because I know that my wife spent four years in med school and several more in residency without ever managing to learn the physiology of the part of the body she specializes in. We also get a fat monthly check from the American Heel-Strikers, Inc., for her vocal support of not using your toes.

      Signed,
      The husband of a podiatrist who knows more about feet than you do.

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    9. Re:Running barefoot by sdcharle · · Score: 1
      No doubt, my coach always said don't land on your forefeet, land on your heels.

      Wonder if he got a check from AHSI, too? How can I get on the gravy train myself?

    10. Re:Running barefoot by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1
      I didn't think about it until later, but darned it that didn't sound like some of the cold fusion (ala Pons & Fleischman) and other pseudoscience claims. I mean, only a few select individuals are open-minded to accept the truth, and big financial interests (Podiatrists? There's an Orwellian group of control freaks, I tell ya) are out to suppress the real knowledge.

      Never mind that shoe companies would make as much more from toe-impact shoes as from heel-impact models, they'd just be shaped differently. I just can't find a motivation for generations of shoe manufacturers, trainers, athletes, and foot doctors to conspire to lie about the correct way to run.

      Sounds pretty goofy to me.

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    11. Re:Running barefoot by sdcharle · · Score: 1
      Actually I think there may be a whole thriving subcategory of quackery revolving around how shoes are responsible for all our health woes, from obesity to the nightmare of psoriasis. Somebody attempted to post a story along those lines on kuro5hin not too long ago, and unsurprisingly it got voted down.

      Goofy indeed. I guess people look for answers to the big questions of life in all sorts of places you'd never expect.

  83. And then Inevitably... by tarunthegreat2 · · Score: 1

    Imagine a Beowulf Cluster of these!!!.... (Just for kicks of course....)

    1. Re:And then Inevitably... by philbowman · · Score: 1

      That would truly be a Marathon effort!

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  84. Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Next, the'll build in a security system which
    checks the wearers DNA and make sure it matches.
    If it dosen't, the shoes will twist and contort,
    breaking the wearer's feet and causing severe
    agony

    (I remember a cartoon that had something just
    like this, but it was some special pair of gloves. I can't remember what it was....)

  85. Wait a minute. by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

    A Running Shoe For Agent 86?

    I saw no mention of a telephone in this shoe.

    Has the submitter ever watched Get Smart?

    LK

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  86. Heh by aLittleAnimosity · · Score: 1

    I can just imagine these killing people with Pacemakers out for their daily walk with their poodle...

  87. Ridiculous. by King_of_Prussia · · Score: 1

    Why would I want a computer with a smelly foot on it?

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  88. But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...does it run(no pun intended) Linux?

  89. Industry and University Sr. Design Proj. Ideas by Business+King · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This device could use some major improvements, and I think we all agree from the postings.

    100 hours battery life, the device can be modified to use kinetic engery. This would make for a nice senior design project in affective wearables. Any profs taking this project up?

    GPS Tracking - Keep track of the user as they work out. Using RF to a cell phone the user is wearing, the data can be sent back to a base terminal as the cell phones cache is filled up. This could be especially useful for elderly wearers, so that their wearabouts can be tracked, and monitored by family members. If the family member stays in place for two long, emergency personal are notified, to alert of a possible fall. It could also be helpful to track children where abouts. Ethical issues are another debate.

    Sensor technology - not only track foot position, but use the shoe to track Blood Volume Pressure (Oxygen levels and blood pressure) as well as pulse, and skin conductance. Sensors could be easily developed to be placed around the toes and or on the bottom of the foot, as the foot is slipped into the shoe.

    Using heads up display technology or just simple voice from the cell phone again, the shoe could give feedback to the wearer as the runner is working out. It could track the workout and give progress updates. Custom programs can be added.

    Make the shoe a power source for other wearable devices. It could be a convienent power source for other affective wearables and on board computing devices. All you would need to do is come out with a line of clothing that has simple fashionable connectors that would connect to the shoe to a pair of pants and or shirt so that other devices could be easily added. To allow for fast adoption, allow other manufactuers and universities to make devices for the clothing line. Give money to Sr. Design research projects that can produce wearable sensors to be used and later marketed.

    The shoe, being in contact with the ground, can be used as a input / output device. When used in a car, it could direclty interface into the car, to provide the car with sensor data about the user. This could be accomplished with RF, but this is another posibility. It could give the user also other feedback about the car state, including any warnings through changing the shoes conformaty or shape, or provide a vibration. It could be easily used to keep a driver awake if he or she started to fall asleep at the wheel.

    It can be used as another form of authentication. Using RF, the shoe can be used as a way of identifying the wearer based on walking styles and patterns of movement. Afater a series of steps, the user can be considered authenticated, and then can procede to move around a building with out using an ID card for entry, but instead, the shoe will transmit the user identity. Cars security, computer security, etc.

    It can be used in hospitals as a tracking system for patients, nurses and doctors. It can be especially useful for ER nurses, for they are on their feet alot; so if it could detect stress in wearers legs, it could advise them to sit down and take a break. I know ER nurses can suffer from being on concrete floors for too long. This shoe can be a great help. My aunt could have used this.

    This shoe though would pose a problem for airport security....have the manufactures thought about this, especially when it becomes more common place...

    Keeping track of little kids is big problem for class field trips. This could be used to help enforce the buddy system. If uniforms were a must at school, these could be part of them.

    If hte shoes could provide enough curent, they could be used as a light source, so that when ladies are trying to get to their cars at night, they could use the shoes as a way to light their way. If modules like these were provided for the shoes, the sales could take off quickly.

    Have programs that can be used to help correct technique in sporting events. Baseball, basketball, soccer, Make a

  90. Think of all the support jobs this will create ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... as "rebooting" will come to mean "changing your shoes".

    Since this is the standard suggestion offered by MS-support ("have you tried rebooting?"), here's a job that any MacDonalds reject can competently fulfill. And at MacDonalds pay levels, there's no danger of these newly created support jobs going to India.

  91. Reversed Linux joke by SillyCON · · Score: 1

    Yes, but... Linus can run with it? Oh... Wait...

  92. Great .. by straybullets · · Score: 1

    ... but does it run linux ?

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  93. Here's the comm protocol they use by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    SOCKS!

    [ducks]

    1. Re:Here's the comm protocol they use by Linker3000 · · Score: 1

      That was wasted in the wilderness of anonymity - it was funny too!

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  94. Sole-y moley by yarisbandit · · Score: 1

    Last thing i need, another major corporation trying to invade my sole... ;)

  95. Getting Home by inmodulo · · Score: 0
    Yeh but will the get pissed off and drive your car into a canal ,when all you do is walk to and from the pub.

    But at least they will go to heaven as it turns out that Shoes have Souls (Soles).

    /end massacaring a Red Dwarf Quote

  96. The other shoe computers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder how long it will be until these get modded for card counting or roulette predictions. Will casinos require your shoes to be checked-in?

    http://physics.ucsc.edu/people/eudaemons/layout. ht ml

    DeMe

  97. mod up +100 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    not interesting, 100% accurate

  98. Piezoelectric by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Piezoelectric crystals would be better than a battery as I doubt a shoe's CPU needs quite that much processing power and during use the shoe is constantly being compressed and uncompressed. Lets see how many states in a state diagram would this shoe need?

  99. Still not up woth the latest technology by Linker3000 · · Score: 1

    No one's going to buy these unless they have a built-in camera, replaceable 'mood' covers, can play MP3s and have polyphonic ringtones. Sheesh - get with the action marketing boys and girls.

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  100. Brings a whole new meaning...... by Xuther · · Score: 1

    I wonder if the CPU can be overclocked?

    To the term hotfoot.

  101. Piezo-electrics? by c4miles · · Score: 2, Informative

    They make piezo-electric actuators - does that count? (no parts move _relative_ to the others - the material stiffens or bends in response to current). Linky

  102. Mmm, can't wait... by AnswerIs42 · · Score: 1
    For the guy, wearing those shoes, in front of me at the airport to go thru the checkpoint..

    Bad enough now they think open toe'd sandals could hide something.. wait till those rent-a-cops see a micro computer, battery and wires!

    1. Re:Mmm, can't wait... by Moritishi · · Score: 1

      you know those security things they have at the library. The ones that say, make sure you keep your diskettes out of the open. Because they generate an electro-magnetic field, I wonder what would happen if you walked through one of those with these shoes on?

  103. Too bad... by Ingolfke · · Score: 1

    with only a 10khz chip I guess I'm not going to be able to run Longhorn on my shoes after all.

  104. Re:A battery on a running shoe. Think about this.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I should start working on the patent...

    But you won't.

    Regards,
    Reality.

  105. what about laces? by rozz · · Score: 0


    i wonder what kind of altgorithm they'll be using to knot the laces ... maybe some neural-networked left/right-hand adaptable stuff?

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  106. Oh great by SubtleNuance · · Score: 0

    How many 'serious runners' would wear a shoe like this? In fact, Im sure all the owners of such shoes will be geeks or plain have-it-all sheeple. Do we really need to add an electronics-factory waste stream to the already terrible running shoe industry? Do people really want to pollute ourselves of the planet soooo badly that they must have useless crap *in* their shoes? Hell, why not look at a little more responsible and appropriate footwear.

    Adidas sucks.

  107. the next story by justforaday · · Score: 1

    I'm waiting to read the story about the guy who died from electrocution cos he ran through a puddle in these things...

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  108. Something smells here and its not feet. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So it runs at 10KHz, and yet it makes 20K samples a second.

    Did anyone else spot that this is either

    1) an reporting error
    2) a marketing lie
    3) a very bad design fault

  109. why batteries? by struberg · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This would be really impressive if the power will be taken from the kinetic of the person who wears the shoe. This is nowadays std-technology for watches, so why don't they use similar tricks for their shoes? The energy produced by a walking human being above 50kg should be more then enough.

  110. boxers next! by jsahol · · Score: 1

    Ok now can they make boxers that will "adjust" for you? That would really be useful.

  111. Re:A battery on a running shoe. Think about this.. by EddyMerckx · · Score: 1

    They already have various devices that track how fast your running. The Timex Speed + Distance System. Which sort of works like a pedometer. It tracks heart rate, and pace, and saves it for you to be downloaded to your computer.

    And one of the GPS companies have a similar device based upon GPS but it does not track HR. But I'm sure that will be added at a later time.

    Matt

  112. I wonder about something as well... by StarfishOne · · Score: 1
    "I wonder if the CPU can be overclocked?""


    I wonder if the shoe wearer will get overclocked :)

  113. Wait for version 2.0 by Boyceterous · · Score: 1

    I'm sure the first release will have iss-shoes. Ouch.

  114. As a marathon runner by OO7david · · Score: 1

    Having run a number of marathons in my life I can't really see any need for this. For one thing, shoes are generally replaced every 500 miles or so regardless of whether they look that worn, but also when one runs this often he or she understands exactly what the foot needs.

    I, for example, have recently switched shoes after five years with one type, and moving felt like I was joining a cult at first.

    We runners don't like change, you see.

  115. But it works for heart disease ... by mec · · Score: 1

    Runners, and anybody who exercises aerobically, enjoy better health than people who don't.

  116. "In-Shoe Pedometer" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Look at US Patent 6,493,652. This is a device marketed by PED Inc (www.fitsense.com) called Foot Pod. They seem to have the patent pretty tight. I work for a lab which is trying to develop a GPS like navigation device for vision impaired people which will work indoors and I was working on the exact patent you are talking about - but looks like there already has been a good bit of work done towards that!!
    Of course, if this shoe is at all successful in taking up the stresses, I'd be approaching Adidas next to build the 'In-shoe pedometer' for us :)

  117. "I don't recall electronics being used ..." by mec · · Score: 1

    Rob Enderle has obviously never heard of ChampionChips.

    True, they are not an integral part of the shoe, but they are very definitely attached to the shoe, and they are electronic, and they are not lights.

    (In a nutshell, a ChampionChip is like a little RFID tag for running racers. Every runner wears on, and the race course has detectors at fixed intervals, so that your friends can see when you've got half-way through the marathon, etc.)

  118. It had to be said by palesius · · Score: 1

    I for one welcome our new evil robotic shoe overlords.

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    1. Re:It had to be said by monkeybrainsoup · · Score: 0

      Hail Shoe!

  119. Tracking by MHerrington · · Score: 0

    This is nothing more than a government inspired tracking system. *dons foil hat*

  120. Has Earth Been Hit With the Shoe Intensifier Ray? by List+of+FAILURES · · Score: 1

    We'd better start looking at the moon carefully to make sure that the Dolman-Sax Shoe corporation hasn't been beaming Adidas headquarters with the shoe intensifier ray. Unless we want to evolve into mean old angry birds who live in statues ears thirteen miles above the ground. Chips in shoes? I feel this is a sign of the end times.

  121. Good reference on the title. by lpangelrob2 · · Score: 1
    Although in a forum dominated by people younger than 25 (I'm 22...), I wonder who caught the reference to Get Smart.

    It was my favorite show when I was younger and watched Nick at Nite regularly. :-) Not to mention the shoe phone was frickin' awesome!

    1. Re:Good reference on the title. by stealth.c · · Score: 1

      I got the reference (I'm also nearly 22--watched it all the time on N@N--seemed like nobody knew about it but me), but it made me disappointed when I realized that it was just a self-adjusting shoe, and didn't double as a phone. The other thing I'm wondering about is why you should have to change a battery. Shouldn't the constant impact from walking around be enough of a source of energy? Seiko makes a watch that's powered by you just moving around.

  122. washing/batteries by TamMan2000 · · Score: 1

    The care instructions I have read on every pair of running shoes I have ever owned has said quite clearly not to wash them (anymore than an wipe down).

    Your post made me think about the 100 hour batery life thing... the life expectancy for most running shoes is about 300-500 miles depending on the shoe and the person in it... To get 100 hours out of your shoe, you would have to be going really slow to need to change the batteries before changing your shoe. 12 minute miles, 15 is walking briskly!

    Incidently I get about 6 months per 2 pair of running shoes (I wear a different pair every other day Mizuno Wave Renegades, or Nike Air Durhams, it's a good thing to do if you get cronic injuries). I am really hard on shoes... I am 205 lbs and I run 30-45 miles/week, depending on whether or not I am getting ready for a marathon (done 2 so far).

    Keep running!
    TamMan2000

    --
    "I'll have a Guinness, no wait, make that a Coors Light" -Grad student I work with, who shall remain anonymous...
    1. Re:washing/batteries by reidbold · · Score: 1

      I don't run, but I'm curious. How is switching shoes everyday good for injuries?

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      -Reid
    2. Re:washing/batteries by TamMan2000 · · Score: 1

      It causes all of the tendons and joints which are loaded repeatedly every time you run to be loaded in a slightly different fasion, this reduces the probability of repetative stress injuries (most running injuries).

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      "I'll have a Guinness, no wait, make that a Coors Light" -Grad student I work with, who shall remain anonymous...
    3. Re:washing/batteries by Jardine · · Score: 1

      12 minute miles

      Stop reminding me of high school gym class.

      Is this post -1, Pathetic or +1, Pathetic?

  123. Of course... by grijsaert · · Score: 1

    it runs NetBSD?

  124. ObFrink by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stop with the clapping, you'll kill us all!

  125. Overclocking? Why not underclocking!? by Xoder · · Score: 2, Insightful

    When I saw this article in the NYTimes this morning, I first asked myself would you be able to underclock it to get a better than 100-hour lifetime of the batteries. I mean, who wants to change their shoes' batteries every four days?

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    1. Re:Overclocking? Why not underclocking!? by Overdrive_SS · · Score: 1

      While I agree that underclocking may help with battery life, I don't know if it is worthwhile.

      Anyways, my real point is that these are running shoes. I assume they get turned off when you are not running. People run what? an hour, maybe two at a time. Most don't run every day, but even if they did at two hours of use a day, that is 50 days of use(almost two months) before a battery change. Annoying maybe, but if the shoe is that good it is probably an annoyance people can live with.

  126. Will overclocking the CPU... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    make me run faster?

  127. Yeah, but? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, but can they run linux?

  128. what about power laces? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    we only have 11 years left..

  129. Obligatory pun by kernelfoobar · · Score: 1

    Give a whole new meaning to 'a running process'.

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  130. Overclocking a shoe? by GreyPoopon · · Score: 1
    I wonder if the CPU can be overclocked?

    This might come in useful during the winter, but the reduced battery life could leave you with cold feet...

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  131. my shoes... by neilyos · · Score: 2, Funny

    run faster than yours. but they have a heatsink.

    1. Re:my shoes... by MrPink2U · · Score: 1

      mine are water cooled...

  132. Re:What, no Bluetooth connection to the wristwatch by aero6dof · · Score: 2, Funny

    You can't tune the thing while running? That is so lame.

    Actually, you can tune it, but it involves a complex pattern of hops, skips, and jumps.

  133. Feel the burn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As I RTFA all I could think about was some geek overclocking his shoes, putting them on and running about 6 steps before screaming in pain "AHHHHHHH.... SHIT... IT B U R N S!!!! AHHHH"

    hehehehehe... Then I started thinking about water cooling and had the thought "man, I sure hope these things are water proof..."...

    I could see geeks buying them for the hack potential (if any), but not for any actual use... Most geeks I know run when chased, and that's it. I could see the shoes sitting in a lab hooked up to a robotic leg with about 600 sensors hooked up to it so they can determine that it actually does nothing, post the info, and get DMCA'd by Nike or whomever is making this clusterfuck...

  134. I hope they work something like this into.. by phuturephunk · · Score: 1

    The old Superstar II's..I'm not pop and locking in those ugly ass moon shoes ;-p...

  135. 10Khz chip + 10K calcs/sec + 20K readings? by Mr.Surly · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure where the 10Khz figure came from; I didn't see it in the article.

    If the clock speed is truly 10Khz, how does the CPU perform 10K calculations? Even with one instruction per cycle, there is some overhead in that there have to be other instructions for io, etc. Also, how would a 10Khz CPU handle 20K readings from sensors? To be fair, the article says "up to" 20K readings from sensors.

    Additionally, 10Khz is ridiculously low, even by 1960 standards. Perhaps 10Mhz? Even the cheapest PIC is in the megahertz range.

  136. Rob Enderle? by Rupert · · Score: 1
    Of all items of clothing, said Rob Enderle, a principal analyst for the Enderle Group in San Jose, Calif., the shoe is a logical one to be a focus of wearable technology

    Other quotes from Rob Enderle, just so you can put this into context:
    SCO owns Unix
    for our common good, SCO must prevail.
    I have a hard time seeing the Linux Zealots as any different from terrorists
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  137. The Hitch Hiker's Guide was right by permaculture · · Score: 1

    ... soon we'll have shoes joined together at the heels, too.

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  138. This web site run on a shoe! by Patlag · · Score: 0

    Few years ago, some guys build a fake potato-powered Web server with potatoes (http://totl.net/Spud/).

    Now immagine a real shoe-powered Web server!

  139. Geez, that shoe will be fun at airport security! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At the airport:

    "Ow, let go of me!!! Really, it's just a shoe, is just a g-dda-mn running shoe!!!"

    "Sure, sure mister - explain your so called 'shoe' to Mr. Ashcroft. Now get into the back of the black unmarked van."

  140. Re:A battery on a running shoe. Think about this.. by reidbold · · Score: 1

    It could be possible that the amount of energy taken by an energy converted is less work than slugging a battery around.

    Talk about picky though.

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  141. Comes with 'Clippy' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'Hi there!
    It looks like you're trying to run a marathon!
    Do you want to :
    a. Increase speed.
    b. Increase comfort.
    c. Engage the Afterburners!

    ACME Computer Shoes - where have I seen these before?

    Beep! Beep! Zoooommm!!!!!!!!!

  142. a better use by theCat · · Score: 1

    The Max Smart jokes and GPS mentions made me think of something. If we're putting electronics in shoes, then here's what I would like to see:

    Kids love those shoes that have flashing lights. OK fine, put electronics in shoes such that they can also connect into the cell network (using whatever they do to ping the towers) to allow lost or abducted children to be tracked down by the authorities. Sure, if they take off their shoes (or they are removed for them) then you lose track. But at least you would have the last location of the shoe.

    Yeah I know, we Americans worry too much. But I still think it would be a cool hack.

    Guess I better go write up the patent application now...

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    1. Re:a better use by krinsh · · Score: 1

      You write it and I'll be one of the first to buy three pairs of them. and the underwear and hair barettes and anything else with a signaler/RFID type device that lets me track my younger children. I don't have a problem with this at all for 13-14 and younger kids.

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  143. Enough chips for me by The+Desert+Palooka · · Score: 1

    I got enough chips in my head, don't need `em in my feet... The Goveroiuasopdjfoa, dang it, the Governmopiajeopidfjadf, crap... I may tell you about it later when the Goverlka;sdjfoiad isn't messing with me...

  144. Great Scott! by cupofjoe · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think Marty McFly already wore these sneakers in BTTF2. You know, the ones that had the automatic-inflation feature. Of course, they were Nikes.

    This definitely tears it; Robert Zemeckis was a $#@!ing genius visionary. can't wait for the "Mr. Fusion."


    -joe.
  145. Re:A battery on a running shoe. Think about this.. by ctrivedi · · Score: 1

    "You know what really would have been badass. If they added bluetooth capability between it and a pda so you can track your workouts wirelessly. Then create a bluetooth heart rate monitor with a watch that would intergrate the entire system. You could modify your step and check your heart rate at the same time. I should start working on the patent..."

    Good idea, maybe Nike will come up with something?

  146. Re:Has Earth Been Hit With the Shoe Intensifier Ra by Xentor · · Score: 1

    "Correct! You may press the button now."

    "Yay! Ooh, that feels nice!"

    Does understanding that HH reference make me a geek?

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  147. Too heavy for flats by tvh2k · · Score: 1

    I would only use something like this for a road race, and the motor would make it much too heavy for flats.

  148. Overclocked? by Bilbo · · Score: 1

    Sure, you can overclock the suckers, but only if you run in the rain to keep them water-cooled...

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  149. (Insert bad jokes here) by trainsnpep · · Score: 1
    • I wonder what OS they're running
    • Next big OS: ShoeNIX
    • I guess that gives new meaning to boot loader
    • You may get electrocuted by putting your foot in your mouth.
    • You can now hack your shoe to expand as you shove it up your boss' ....Uhm....
    • In communist Russia, shoes run you!
    • I don't have shoes you insensitive clod...
    God knows where this coversation will....run...
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  150. auto dry by sharkdba · · Score: 1

    so will they dry themselves when wet?

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  151. Re:A battery on a running shoe. Think about this.. by 1iar_parad0x · · Score: 1

    I'm sure some engineer mentioned these features, but then they realized they actually wanted to get this product out the door.

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  152. Dance Dance Revolution by wattersa · · Score: 1

    Just wait until you try to play Dance Dance Revolution on it

  153. Overclocking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder if the CPU can be overclocked..

    Yeah, you just run faster.

  154. Furby? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Um, Is that a Furby sittig next to the shoes in the first picture?

  155. Next in line ... by Moritishi · · Score: 1

    Clothing. Can you imagine what would come out of the ability to change characteristics in clothing? Automatically cleans its self. Shrinks, or grows, to fit anyone (one size fits all...) changes colour depending on what you want. goes from a teeshirt to a long sleeved shirt. Man That would be quite wierd.

  156. Re:A battery on a running shoe. Think about this.. by Jotaigna · · Score: 1

    i think is mainly because the running might not be periodic therefore some energy storing device must be needed, ya know, cause the so called "chip" has to be a DSP and those run on DC voltage. then some capacitor or battery is needed anyway.

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  157. Springs? by phorm · · Score: 1

    Springs probably would be, if they were springlike, but a hydrolicized switched wouldn't. Anything with a level or rocker motion that had a bit of fluidity to it would probably work nicely.

  158. Change the battery? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why wouldn't they use kinetic energy instead of or with the battery? They are shoes, right. I mean there are watches that can do it, why not computer shoes too? I guess they probably have proprietary batteries and that's how they are gonna make a decent profit by selling batteries way over cost.

  159. inspector by anfeidredd · · Score: 1

    ... go go gadget adidas!

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  160. A form of cheating? by thefastrunner · · Score: 1
    This question needs to be asked. In road racing, and especially cross country, variations of the course (uphill, downhill, dirt path for part of the race, etc.) are part of the game. Part of the sport is selecting the shoe that is right for you prior to running the race. If your feet get too hot during the race, too bad.

    Should a runner be allowed to obtain an advantage during the race by using such electronic devices in shoes?

  161. To hell with the XBox! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is one platform that's just BEGGIN' for Linux!!!

  162. Moo by Chacham · · Score: 1

    Go! Go! Gadget Shoes!