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Dell CEO Tells All

zapatero writes "The San Francisco Chronicle has an enjoyable read with new Dell CEO Kevin Rollins. He has quite a critique of the HP acquisition of Compaq: 'They had a great, profitable printer business before. They still have a great, profitable printer business. ... Their profits are 70 to 80 percent from the printer business. So that's the area where the profit pool still lives. It's where it lived before. It's where it still is now. So I just ask, what's changed?'"

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  1. Do let's be consistent, shall we? by Bold+Marauder · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ON THE OFFSHORING DEBATE "You can't be a global company and you can't operate in a trade environment and say, 'But all of the jobs are going to stay in our country.' "

    Conversely, you cannot say "I want all of the tax breaks and government s ubsidies of a company that is giving Americans jobs" while at the same time cherry-picking your labor pool from the cheapest of third-world labor.

    If you want to be a "global company"? Fine. Then relinquish your cushy benefits you get for supporting American interests.
    1. Re:Do let's be consistent, shall we? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Heh, I always wondered, why don't they outsource CEO's? I mean seriously, would it be that hard to find an Indian MBA who could do the same job as Mr. Rollins for 1/10th the price?
      Or is it offshoring is good cept when it effects my job, then it is the great satan...

    2. Re:Do let's be consistent, shall we? by taj · · Score: 5, Interesting

      http://www.offshoreexecutive.com/

    3. Re:Do let's be consistent, shall we? by ender81b · · Score: 1

      If you want to be a "global company"? Fine. Then relinquish your cushy benefits you get for supporting American interests.

      Yeah, get out of the US dell! Take all that goddam money that flows back into the US OUT OF HERE! We don't want your taxes! And we want you to keep US employees no matter what! It worked for Western Europe so it'll work for us! Oh wait...

      Globalization is rarely so cut and dried.

    4. Re:Do let's be consistent, shall we? by autopr0n · · Score: 1

      Conversely, you cannot say "I want all of the tax breaks and government s ubsidies of a company that is giving Americans jobs" while at the same time cherry-picking your labor pool from the cheapest of third-world labor.

      If you want to be a "global company"? Fine. Then relinquish your cushy benefits you get for supporting American interests.


      Can you be more spesific. Or spesific at all?

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    5. Re:Do let's be consistent, shall we? by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Wrong, he said "relinquish your cushy benefits", not "get out of the US". There's lots of other benefits to a US HQ other than the corporate welfare. Don't cut and dry his arguments just to refute them - that's called a "straw man argument". It says nothing about his point, and something bad about yours.

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    6. Re:Do let's be consistent, shall we? by DAldredge · · Score: 1

      Judging from your debating style it appears you are a member of freerepublic. What's you screen name on fr?

    7. Re:Do let's be consistent, shall we? by IgnoramusMaximus · · Score: 1
      Take all that goddam money that flows back into the US

      Could you enlighten me how exactly is that money flowing back into the US from the off-shore banks and tax havens that exempt the corporation from taxes, or perheaps from the workers making all the products Dell resells who collect their paycheques in China, Thailand etc and spend all their money in ... wait for it... China and Thailand (big surprise here).

    8. Re:Do let's be consistent, shall we? by DAldredge · · Score: 1

      Insurance, back by the taxpayer in the event that their overseas assets are every nationalized.

      World security (no MAJOR wars and nothing that really effects shipping) provided by the US Military.

      Below market rate loans, subsidized by the taxpayer, to move and develope their overseas operations.

      The worlds most transparent, most reliable and well managed capital markets.

      Below market R&D and patent licenses from FEDGOV research, subsidized by the taxpayer.

      Those are just a few of the things large corps get. I could write more, but it's late.

    9. Re:Do let's be consistent, shall we? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The funny part is that more than likely a Executive from outside the USA would do a better job at running the company than the typical US executive.

      Think of it. No corruption base that is prevalent in the CEO and executive world, The fact that most everyone that emigrates to the USA ends up being some of the most productive members of the community, usually much more productive and hard working than the typical 3rd and 4th generation money that is in the executive roles right now. Not one of the curent American CEO's have ever in their life had to decide between eating food this week or having electricity. or had to collect cans to make enough money to put some gas in your car to go to that interview that has to go perfect.

      CEO's and executive staff in america mirror the Government, nithing but a bunch of silver-spoon idiots that have zero clue as to what the world is really like and happily screws others to increase and further their golden parachute. If laying off 30,000 employees will increase profits by 0.5% and keep the shareholders off his ass for another month, then to hell with those workers (notice how they never take executive pay cuts or reduce executive luxury items... the CEO MUST have a company Limo and driver! we must have luxury suites in every major sports arena and let them sit empty 90% of the games!!!)

      we dont have real leaders in american companies... show me one that will tighten his belt FIRST before ruining countless lives and there is a leader, all the rest are just total morons that are in it for the money only. and Dell's CEO is absolutely no different.

    10. Re:Do let's be consistent, shall we? by scumdamn · · Score: 1
      1. The money I pay in taxes.
      2. The money my coworkers pay in taxes.
      3. The money Dell stockholders pay in capital gains taxes.
      4. The sales tax from the computers Dell sells.
      5. The cost Dell pays DHL to ship the systems (DHL pays people and they pay taxes.
      Any questions?
    11. Re:Do let's be consistent, shall we? by duffbeer703 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Have you ever been to Mexico, China or India?

      If you haven't, you don't know what corruption is.

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    12. Re:Do let's be consistent, shall we? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      I mean seriously, would it be that hard to find an Indian MBA who could do the same job as Mr. Rollins for 1/10th the price?
      More like 1/100th.
    13. Re:Do let's be consistent, shall we? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      What? Do you think that somone just gets to be CEO beacause they luck out right out of high school or something?

      YOU are the one who has no idea what the world is really like. Someone gets to be CEO because they have a life of experience that shows that they can be trusted with everyone in the company's future. It's not a lightly given job, and its not given to "total morons".

      And if you think corruption is bad in the west... you have no clue at all about the world.

      Try going to China, THEN talk about corruption.

    14. Re:Do let's be consistent, shall we? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Enron, Tyco, MCI anyone.

      There is plenty of corruption in good old USA.

    15. Re:Do let's be consistent, shall we? by EnderWiggnz · · Score: 2, Interesting

      actually, both of these cases happen...

      some CEO's busted their ass on the line, and worked their way up. these are usually the better ones...

      others, have acquired their positions solely due to who their parents were, and their birth SOCIAL STANDING.

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    16. Re:Do let's be consistent, shall we? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      coughGeorgeBushcough

    17. Re:Do let's be consistent, shall we? by ChrisMaple · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There's a big difference between a few corrupt company heads and countries whose government is systematized corruption.

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    18. Re:Do let's be consistent, shall we? by IgnoramusMaximus · · Score: 1
      The money I pay in taxes.

      That would be also true if you worked for Papa's Joe Flipping Burger Stand on a corner down the street.

      The money my coworkers pay in taxes

      See above.

      The money Dell stockholders pay in capital gains taxes.

      Which is next to nil since capital gains are most aggressively exempt from taxes in various ways, even more so in the Bush tax cutting plan. Besides many of those shareholders are large corporations who in turn do their damnest to avoid any by offshore operations.

      The sales tax from the computers Dell sells.

      See the burger stand again.

      The cost Dell pays DHL to ship the systems

      Oh you got me there. No wait, if Papa does catering he might pay that neighbour's kid to deliver his burgers.

      All of those virtues of Dell are satisfied by ANY business, and far more so one that does not offshore because unlike Dell, all of its workers contribute to their society's infrastructure. Offshoring would pass the social responsibility test if the country which you offshoring to had similiar living standards and conditions as the one you are offshoring from and their companies were in turn offshoring to here. Otherwise you are playing two groups of workers against each other to see who gives up more, while you yourself laugh all the way to the bank. That is not something sane societies should allow.

    19. Re:Do let's be consistent, shall we? by Corporate+T00l · · Score: 1

      Well, while I don't want to detract from the achievements of those who have worked their way up, social standing and the value of one's social network is worth a lot.

      A company's success depends mainly on two things. Your ability to build a good product and your ability to sell it.

      Building a good product involves all the work issues that have been discussed here for a long time. Respecting your workers, life balance issues, etc...

      But that's only half of it. Selling deals in the tens and hundreds of millions of dollars is no mean feat; it requires years of experience and social networking (particularly among other "C level" peers who can cut the big checks). If you can get an low-cost outsourced CEO from somewhere who has the network and skills to land and close $50M deals, you should mortgage your house and retain their services immediately!

    20. Re:Do let's be consistent, shall we? by scumdamn · · Score: 1
      There's only one reply to your well though out response:

      I make more than I would at Joe's. And if I made tips at Joe's I'd not report them. I'm also in a higher tax bracket than the greasy-faced student who works at Joe's, which means the government makes more per worker than Joe's. Also, the govt. isn't spending for head start, medicaid, WIC, and suchlike as they are for many Joe's employees (and WalMart employees).

      I mean, shit. Look at WalMart. They're employing Americans left and right but dammit, they're paying barely anything and offering no benefits. Look at how much the govt. spends per WalMart worker just to help keep their heads above water. At least Dell can give out the shit work to people who are paid peanuts and like it.

    21. Re:Do let's be consistent, shall we? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In a way you might be correct. Many of the goverment institutuions in India have rampant corruption. But i can assure you that Indian IT firms are extremely competent and not at all corrupt. Companies who choose to outsource their work to these Indian companies need not worry about the corrupt governments. There have been sufficient economic reforms so that government interference is next to nothing.

    22. Re:Do let's be consistent, shall we? by IgnoramusMaximus · · Score: 1
      I make more than I would at Joe's.

      The point is that this situation is temporary. Natural progress of outsourcing (that is moving the capital about while preventing workers from following) is the overall reduction of wages of all workers. That is in addition to the constantly shrinking number of such well paid jobs which the oustourcing company is retaining at a minimum possible level in the victim country that still enables it to function. Optimal situation for an outsourcer is to retain the US based board of directors and ship all of its employment out to the country whos workers are willing to get paid the least and whose government is willing to make sure that the workers do not ever ask for more.

    23. Re:Do let's be consistent, shall we? by scumdamn · · Score: 1

      Obviously you don't understand Dell's strategy in outsourcing. There are many jobs that cannot and will not be transferred to India and I happen to fill one of those jobs. Many of us do.

    24. Re:Do let's be consistent, shall we? by BlackHorse · · Score: 1

      Systematic?

    25. Re:Do let's be consistent, shall we? by IgnoramusMaximus · · Score: 1
      Obviously you don't understand Dell's strategy in outsourcing.

      I am glad that the CEO and the Board had you for coffee to explain those things to you and assure you that your continued employment is of such great importance to them. I hope it was before Mike Dell left, I hear Mrs. Dell makes great cookies.

      Perheaps it will come as a bit of a shock to you then, that the word "cannot" is a flexible term closely linked to "what we can get away with" and also complimented with "pushing the envelope". The way I understand, the only permanent positions that are indeed secure are the CEO, the Board and (possibly) their favourite "assistants". Everything else is negotiable.

    26. Re:Do let's be consistent, shall we? by Laxori666 · · Score: 1

      A country such as Romania =(. Hopefully the situation there will improve.

    27. Re:Do let's be consistent, shall we? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you see Fahrenheit 9/11 ? :P

  2. Huh? by c0dedude · · Score: 1, Troll

    I didn't know compaq makes good printers... I have a Compaq IJ600 and it's a piece of junk that drinks ink. When I think of quality printers, I think of HP and the Laserjet series, not Compaq and the IJ trash. It also took forever to get running on Linux.

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    1. Re:Huh? by irokitt · · Score: 1

      Well, he was talking about HP, so you proved his point. I know some of us live under rocks, but a couple years ago Compaq and HP formed a union, with Compaq taking HP's name, and both have tremulously cohabitated together for some time. Many lovers quarrels have resulted, and through it all, HP's printers have remained the primary moneymaker.

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    2. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He had to have meant that HP makes good printers. Beacause you are correct, Compaq LJ series printers are complete garbage

    3. Re:Huh? by jm92956n · · Score: 2, Informative

      I didn't know compaq makes good printers... I have a Compaq IJ600 and it's a piece of junk that drinks ink.

      The Compaq IJ600 is a rebranded Lexmark. It was a model sold prior to the acquisition of Compaq by HP.

      Dell's current printers are rebranded Lexmarks. Lexmark inkjet printers are, and have always been, terrible. However, their Optra series laser printers are considerably better.

      HP has always manufactured their own printers. With a few exceptions (the Laserjet 5L, for instance, with a vertical paper feed that ceased to work after a while) have always been of the highest quality.

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    4. Re:Huh? by mawwuk · · Score: 0, Troll

      I heard from a friend of mine who used to work at Canon, that most of the internal workings of HP's printers were being produced by Canon. Of course, I only know this from him telling me, and I have no evidence of that.

    5. Re:Huh? by chromatic · · Score: 4, Informative
      HP has always manufactured their own printers.

      Except for the ones Canon manufactured and HP assembled, rebranded, and sold.

    6. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The laserjets use a canon engine but the inkjets are in-house.

      Recently (late 90's), the product design for new laserjets was also outsourced.

    7. Re:Huh? by Ibanez · · Score: 1

      Canon makes the actual print engines inside most HP printers.

    8. Re:Huh? by maidhc · · Score: 1

      Canon sold a version of the LJ1100, but it was a windows only printer. They also have a version similar to the LJ1000, and it is quite a bit cheaper than the HP model.

    9. Re:Huh? by tgma · · Score: 4, Informative

      Although you are right that foreign companies can have a listing on a US exchange, the disclosure and corporate governance requirements for foreign listers are less than for US corporations. This in turn may disqualify some ERISA type accounts from investing in this type of security. So in order to maximise your exposure to a full range of US investors, you need the US registration and listing.

      I suspect that this is not the reason that Dell is onshore, though. As a US company, they can get orders from the US government, and their brand would probably be damaged if they changed their domicile or registration to a non-US one.

    10. Re:Huh? by Elektroschock · · Score: 1

      A problem is that US commercial law is too crappy, US-GAAP accounting, the broken legal system. The US are an important market but that's it.

      Of course you get listed on the US *financial market* as the financial market structure dominates in the US due to their financial market structure.

    11. Re:Huh? by TimSee · · Score: 1

      Kevin Rollins is picking up where Mikey Dell left off - bashing Compaq. For the last 15 years, the Delluddites have had a SERIOUS inferiority complex. To give them credit, they've done well in PCs. But what about the rest of their portfolio? Servers...uh, haven't unseated Compaq, handhelds, nope; notebooks, nope; switches, nope; printers, HELL NO; services, nope; enterprise storage, nope...so that leaves PCs. Rollins and Dell love to tell the world that Dell is going to unseat HP as king of printers. The thing that makes the HP printer business king is compatibility and I just can't see a good reason to by a Dell printer if you don't already own a Dell computer. Thus, they've grown quickly as they've sold to their own customers. I think they'll hit a cap soon and stagnate. The only market share they've taken thus far is from is their own partner (Lexmark) - I wonder how long that will last.

    12. Re:Huh? by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      Laser printers are almost always more rugged than inkjets, regardless of brand. Dry toner (some laser plotters use liquid toner) is more concentrated and has fewer problems with drying out, leaking, smearing, etc..

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    13. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      | | HP has always manufactured their own printers.

      |Except for the ones Canon manufactured and HP assembled, rebranded, and sold.


      Actually, even for the early LaserJets, canon only manuafactured the print engine (i.e. the guts of a photocopier) - HP took the engine and incorporated it into a printer with all the attendant processors, firmware etc. required to actually make it a laser printer.

      Back around the laserjet 4 days or so, HP produced their own print engines.

      The DeskJets have always been totally HP designed and built.
    14. Re:Huh? by chromatic · · Score: 1

      You're right; I did oversimplify.

      I was specifically thinking of the Color LaserJet 8500, which did have a Canon engine but had little connection to HP except for the name, some of the design, and most of the selling. While it was a nice machine, the external entity which actually built the thing couldn't figure out how to make a PCL engine, so HP had to ship extra firmware six months after introducing the printer.

      That's embarassing because the alternative was Adobe's PostScript.

  3. What's changed by afidel · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Is that HP now has a MUCH larger enterprise offering, a larger services staff, and a line of decent x86 servers. This means that they can get into a lot more large enterprise support contracts where only IBM really played before. Dell is great at slinging boxes for a cheap price but they can't compete where the real money is, services. I don't know how much it's showing on HP's balance sheet yet but I can guarentee you that the only way HP was going to survive was to transform itself the same way IBM did in the 90's, thanks to Dell and all the Dell wanna-be's there's zero cash to be had in building boxes, so you either have to beat Dell at their own game or find another area where there's money to be made, and services are about the only area I see.

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    1. Re:What's changed by mveloso · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Dell makes more money selling PCs, etc at a low cost than HP does doing everything it does. In fact, Dell probably sells its PCs at a price lower than HP's acquisition cost...and still makes money.

      What you're saying is that HP couldn't compete on hardware, so it bought compaq to get into the higher-margin services business. If that was the case, then...why didn't HP just spin off the printer business (which is what Hewlett wanted) and keep going into services & hardware?

      Because, like the Dell guy says, printing is subsidizing everything else.

      Oh, and IBM didn't transform itself by buying also-ran competitors. It transformed itself by listening to its customers and providing what they needed & wanted.

    2. Re:What's changed by killjoe · · Score: 4, Informative

      " Dell makes more money selling PCs, etc at a low cost than HP does doing everything it does. "

      Actually not true. First a couple of links.
      http://money.cnn.com/2004/05/18/technology /hp/inde x.htm
      http://money.cnn.com/2004/05/13/technology/ dell/in dex.htm

      Figured from may indicate that HP made 884 million and Dell made 731 million for the second quarter.

      The analysts are worried because Dell's profit margins are shrinking while their revenue keeps growing.

      "Oh, and IBM didn't transform itself by buying also-ran competitors."

      Also not true. IBM bought lotus, informix, and a slew of other companies.

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    3. Re:What's changed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Is that HP now has a MUCH larger enterprise offering, a larger services staff, and a line of decent x86 servers.

      But they just don't make those calculators like they used to.

    4. Re:What's changed by FooAtWFU · · Score: 1
      Speaking of which, I wanted a HP ProLiant DL145 (dual 1.8opterons, 2 gigabytes of RAM). They said about 3 weeks. Then, after three weeks, the figure slipped to about three months.

      ahem You know, guys, when Dell builds your server all custom-like, they actually have the parts to do it!!! =b

      (I've whined about this before, and have since switched to an IBM.)

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    5. Re:What's changed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used to have HP servers.

      Now, I have Dell servers.

      I once tried Compaq. 8 of 14 machines were dead out of the box.

      A more popular name does not mean a better solution.

    6. Re:What's changed by salesgeek · · Score: 1

      Dell = cut out two layers of cost/markup by eliminating the distributor and the reseller. Lower cost, lower price, better profits

      IBM = make billions by providing complete hardware/software/network solutions. Hardware is bundled with and optimized for software and commands a higher selling price.

      HP = Make money off of toner and ink and pray that someone doesn't come out with an inkjet with a one litre ink tank that is user refillable. Continue to find a way to sell computer hardware to sell more printers...

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    7. Re:What's changed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I actually work in the Services IT branch of Dell and I can tell you we are agressively targeting the services market, going after others like IBM Global Services. Today, Dell does offer the ability to become your company's helpdesk, supporting all your hardware (Dell or non-Dell). There were some ads in the past year about this as well.

      It may not be in the news (it isn't like your grandma buys this stuff) but I can tell you based on the projects coming through my department and the numbers I've seen, we are very aggressively attacking the services market and already making profit and taking large customers away from other service companies. It is going very well and one of the fastest growing segments.

    8. Re:What's changed by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

      I've had similar experiences with (actually) both HP and Dell. I found JS Custom PCs (www.jscustompcs.com) and was quite pleased. You still get personal service, but the offerings are wonderful. You can get anything from a low-end cheap workstation all the way up to a dual Opteron w/ 16G memory. 3-year warranty on everything. They do laptops, too. They don't resell; they custom-build every single machine.

      Pretty cool little company.

    9. Re:What's changed by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

      HAHA. I had to laugh because a friend of mine was beating on her HP calculator yesterday because the display is going out. You can to beat on it to make the contacts meet. Can't be fixed, either; I've tried.

    10. Re:What's changed by loraksus · · Score: 1

      The only real difference is that Carly and Michael got nice bonuses. So did their friends on the boards.

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  4. HP's benefit ... by nbvb · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'll tell you EXACTLY what HP got.

    3 things:

    1) The "legendary" DEC service & support models. Nothing -- and I mean NOTHING, not even IBM -- can compare. Nobody's support is like DEC's. Their support is SO good, it's absurd. I can really consider the dedicated support team I've got as an extension of my admin staff.

    2) Two profitable businesses: Alpha/OpenVMS and NonStop (a/k/a Himalaya). As fashionable as it is to bash VMS, guess what, it's still around, and it's still VERY profitable.

    VMS shops will continue to use VMS for a long, long time. In fact, as I recall, DEC/Compaq/HP is obligated to continue support through at least 2017. Cool stuff. (Isn't that when the lights go out on Broadway? Ba-dum-bum.)

    NonStop is what runs, well, everything. Most SS7 networks are *highly* dependant on Nonstop. Yeah, sure, it's ridiculously expensive -- but it works. If you need 99.999%+ uptime, nothing else provides it --- not even the mainframe.

    If you look at this merger through PC eyeglasses, yeah, it probably doesn't make much sense. But then if you look at it with the enterprise market in mind, it makes LOTS of sense.

    Now, I'm not wild about the prospect of using the Itanium chips, but I have to say, the idea of running OpenVMS on the same systems with HP-UX, along with Linux, is definitely cool. Even nicer is that HP-UX (which is arcane in a lot of ways) will get some "real" features like TruClustering. Can't wait to see that!

    Interesting times are ahead with HP.... I think they're a real powerhouse, and especially now that the integration of both companies is really rolling along, they're going to be a Big Force in the enterprise space.

    I think it's going to come down to IBM and HP. Sun's just dropping the ball on SO many fronts lately (Bring back the Blueprints Engineers!!) that it's hard for me to count them as real players in the market right now .... It's a shame too, I really liked Sun equipment, and *especially* Solaris. But 33mhz PCI buses on your high-end SF25k servers? Give me a break!

    1. Re:HP's benefit ... by nbvb · · Score: 1

      Oops, I meant to break Alpha/OpenVMS and Himalaya out as separate topics.... hence the (3) things that HP got. :-)

    2. Re:HP's benefit ... by Draknor · · Score: 5, Informative

      For the ignorant (like myself):

      SS7 - Signalling System #7 is a set of protocols defined by ITU-T, specifically in the Q.7* set of documents, used to set up telephone calls. (from Wikipedia).

      Himalay / NonStop - The NonStop servers, which sell for an average of more than $1 million a piece, are highly valued for their ability to handle thousands of simultaneous transactions and their capability to continue operating even if hit with multiple hardware failures. The robust computing systems are particularly favored by financial institutions and are used to run 15 of the world's largest stock exchanges as well as automated teller machine networks for some of the nation's largest banks. (from PCMag, 2002)

      Parent is a very informative post - I didn't know about this other side of HP/Compaq!

    3. Re:HP's benefit ... by ZenJabba1 · · Score: 5, Informative

      As a "Regional Systems Support Engineer for Asia Pacific" some of the things we used to do for our customers were totally amazing in this day and age.

      One thing that I remember doing for one my customers is shipping a part on a hired helecopter because it was the fastest way to get me the part and the customer was on a "DEC Protect/Recover All" contract, which mean NOTHING was too much trouble.

      Those were the days.

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    4. Re:HP's benefit ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently there's some question on HP's commitment to VMS ... but I'll let the VMSers speak to that.

      Anway, it might be around forever, but it they haven't sold a new customer on it for 10 years nor are they investing any more in the platform that is necessary to keep it undead. You don't see Carly talking about VMS/Nonstop (even though I bet they get a ton of services revenue there).

    5. Re:HP's benefit ... by afidel · · Score: 3, Interesting

      That's very cool. I know as an IBM field tech I used to get parts via Sonic Care all the time. If they didn't have the part at the local depot they would buy it a ticket on the next direct flight from whichever city they did have one in to where I was, then it would be driven by courier directly to me.

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    6. Re:HP's benefit ... by nbvb · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Yep, gotta love that DEC support. It's amazing to me how many DECies are still around, now working for HP. In fact, we had a Superdome install about a month ago, and our onsite Alpha support guy ran into someone during the install that he hasn't seen in 10 years -- it was like a reunion!

      I'm a UNIX admin, and right now, I'm playing Sun and HP-UX. We've got the Alpha/VMS "Platinum" support model right now on HP-UX, and I have to tell you, it couldn't be better. That "NOTHING is too much trouble" thing is still true. You have to be a Big Fish, and you have to pay for it, but I'm still getting that "Whatever we can do to help means literally WHATEVER" support.

      Fantastic stuff; I'm happy to see that HP's willing to adopt that support model (at least for us, anyway) on the Superdome/HPUX side. I'm sure it's causing some infighting between ingrained HPers and DECies, but as the customer, that's not my concern. :-)

    7. Re:HP's benefit ... by proj_2501 · · Score: 1

      you know someone once told me about DEC's private helicopter pilots running between nashua and NYC (orsomething).

      this was not long after I was in new york with some friends, and a guy asked for some spare change to help with his helicopter repair.

      i think there's a connection.

    8. Re:HP's benefit ... by nbvb · · Score: 1

      Somehow, I doubt all that.

      It's not on life support -- not even close. You don't port to a completely new architecture (Superdome/Integrity) for life support purposes.

      As for customers -- VMS customers are *extremely* loyal.

      We got a call from a major financial institution on 9/11 asking if we had any spare VAXes around. They needed to replace a few hundred(!!) VAX7000s that were lost in the Trade Center.

      We had a few in our storage facility (We're on GS1280's right now... bless our developers who have managed to keep their code upgradeable!), but by the time we got back to them, they had found a warehouse in Texas that had a bunch of them ...

      And of course, HP is making service revenue off each and every one of those VAXes -- as well as the AlphaServers they're migrating to as we speak.

      VMS is going to be here for a long, long time. It's stable, it's robust, it's secure. Why not?

    9. Re:HP's benefit ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > You don't port to a completely new architecture (Superdome/Integrity) for life support purposes

      Well, you do when the old architecture has been marked for death.

      I don't think anyone is under the illusion that VMS is driving the platform like in the old DEC days, now it's getting pulled to more 'standard' stuff because it's cheaper for HP.

      Go Go VMS, btw. Just trying to get a feel if customers are jumping ship or not.

    10. Re:HP's benefit ... by DAldredge · · Score: 1

      Did you every work with a guy named Barry Gaberial He was based out of DEC's Dallas, Texas office.

    11. Re:HP's benefit ... by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      I just wonder about something...

      If OpenVMS is so profitable, why is DEC no longer among us? and Compaq? and why is it being phased out?

      Don't get me wrong, I know it has been profitable for a logn time, I am just seriously doubting that it still is.

    12. Re:HP's benefit ... by killjoe · · Score: 1

      Ah VMS. The most stable and secure operating system every written. It had clustering in early 80s, ran thousands of pieces of software, was easy to learn and use, was rock solid and has never been hacked.

      Why this industry keeps discarding good technologies and adopting crappy ones I'll never know. I mean is advertising really that effective on management?

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    13. Re:HP's benefit ... by Alex · · Score: 1

      You are right on much of this, but.

      But 33mhz PCI buses on your high-end SF25k servers? Give me a break!

      From the systems handbook,

      "Up to 72 hot-swappable PCI+ I/O slots: 54 slots are 66 MHz; 18 slots are 33MHz"

      Think about it - do you really need 66Mhz for all your slots? no - not for you cluster interconnects, etc.

      Alex

    14. Re:HP's benefit ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What server hardware would you want on 33Mhz PCI? It's not like you'll be sticking your Netgear 100mbit card in there.

    15. Re:HP's benefit ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because of the hype for "Open Sauce" everything and "Standards" (Intel & Windows were considered a standard), DEC became ashamed of it's VERY EXCELLENT operating system and hardware, i.e. OpenVMS and Alpha.

      They never stopped shipping, developing and supporting it, they just stopped selling it. Compaq did the same with it after DEC, and HP is doing the same. Now, two years after all Alpha development has stopped, the Itanium still can't beat a Marvel (Alpha SMP) on performance. Oh, wel...

    16. Re:HP's benefit ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then you might find this interesting...

      A good buddy of mine is a former Convex design engineer. Convex is the company that developed the v-class machines and had started work on the superdome when HP bought them (or rescued them since as a super-computing company, the fall of the wall and the USSR had seriously hurt their revenue streams).

      His experience (now on the customer end) with HP field support on superdomes is terrible compared to what Convex used to provide. Nowadays, the same guy that works on printers and PCs will show up to service your superdome. Of course these guys barely even know how to log into a superdome, much less diagnose a problem of any complexity. They have to call home for anything more complicated than the basics in the manual that any sysadmin worth their salt could do on their own. The only thing they have over a regular sysadmin is familiarity with the diagnostic tools so the home office can just tell them what to run without explaining each step. They hardly know what the results of the runs mean, they just pass the info back to the dome support guys in Atlanta.

      In many cases, a single Convex field engineer would know more about Convex systems than 10 engineers back in the office put together because they lived and breathed the systems on a daily basis. The end result was that a Convex field service engineer could often diagnose and fix a system problem in less time than it takes to even get an HP field engineer to your front door today. That level of service is worth big bucks to some customers, but HP completely dropped the ball.

      When HP acquired Convex, it didn't take long for the highly qualified and of course well-paid field engineers to be laid off and replaced with far cheaper printer techs who are a lot more cost-efficient from HP's perspective, but hardly so from a customer perspective.

      FWIW, like a lot of startups from the eighties and nineties, Convex is woven into the lore of today's computing in many ways, such as being the first unix vendor to ship a supported version of perl (mainly because tchrist worked there) while another employee left Convex to start a little company with a guy named Carmack. Plenty of other famous people passed through the doors there before HP borged them...

    17. Re:HP's benefit ... by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      > Because of the hype for "Open Sauce" everything and "Standards" (Intel & Windows were considered a standard), DEC became ashamed of it's VERY EXCELLENT operating system and hardware, i.e. OpenVMS and Alpha.

      Just for the record.. I have a nice old DEC VAX here running OpenVMS.. and I used to have a Multia, but it gave up a while ago (most likely due to a power spike), its system board looks possitively fried.. Anyway, I have some experience with their hardware and software.

      When I bought my Multia, DEC was dumping them, and talk about discontinuation of the Alpha was already there. This was still in the Windows 95/NT 3.x time. I bought it mostly because it was really cheap and somethign nice to play with.

      > They never stopped shipping, developing and supporting it, they just stopped selling it.

      I dare you to get a machine with OpenVMS from HP now without being an existing OpenVMS customer.

      > Compaq did the same with it after DEC, and HP is doing the same. Now, two years after all Alpha development has stopped, the Itanium still can't beat a Marvel (Alpha SMP) on performance. Oh, wel...

      No doubt, the Alpha was way ahead of its time, and is a very practical cpu, the later doesn't seem to be true for the Ithanium.

      My questions were specifically about OpenVMS as a platform, not about the hardware it was running on.

      What I get from your post is that DEC was ashamed of a product that was rather profitable to them.. am I right there?

    18. Re:HP's benefit ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work for Dell, and this is not really that amazing.

      We sent a helicopter with a part from one country to another to have a server fixed and ready for the customer as soon as possible. Helicopter had to turn around midway across the sea due to ice on the rotor blades, so we had to do it again!

      Dunno what the cost of the helicopter was, but 4+ hours in air in addition to the other deliveres probably racked up a good amount. The customer had paid, oh, $400 for their current level of support. Not that it matters, sometimes you have to ignore the cost. Even we Of the Hated and Despised(Dell) do good. I'm quite willing to bet that our enterprise support dept is probably the better of all the large computer vendors in our region, regardless of platform.

      Those are still the days. Takes a support worker to know the scores, though. Helicopters are part of life, it's not amazing, albeit cool.

    19. Re:HP's benefit ... by nbvb · · Score: 1

      No, I don't need 66MHz. I need PCI-X.

      33MHz really is slow these days.

      Try running a backup server, or anything I/O intensive, across those things.... it's not much better than slowbus (SBus)!

      I've actually run one of our 6800's out of I/O... we're being constrained because of the slowwwww PCI slots. Time for us to move it to either an HP rp8420 or an IBM p5 570...

    20. Re:HP's benefit ... by HuguesT · · Score: 1

      In the case of VMS it is really easy to answer why "the industry" as you say discarded it:

      1- it was DEC-only. DEC had great engineers and great support but crappy marketing.
      2- it was 100% proprietary, when DEC was acquired VMS went on the back burner.
      3- it was expensive, and so was the hardware it was running on.

      In an industry where good enough is reason enough, #3 was the killer. The reason why Intel/Microsoft won is almost purely due to pricing reasons. The reason why Unix was way more popular than VMS especially with academics and small businesses is also centered on price.

    21. Re:HP's benefit ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How could you forget the best thing HP got from Compaq/DEC, the "legendary" DEC marketing machine! /sarcasm

    22. Re:HP's benefit ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The "legendary" DEC service & support models. Nothing -- and I mean NOTHING, not even IBM -- can compare. Nobody's support is like DEC's. Their support is SO good, it's absurd. I can really consider the dedicated support team I've got as an extension of my admin staff.

      Is that true now? Or are you going to speak to an offshored support tech that doesn't know anything about the real world?

    23. Re:HP's benefit ... by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

      Advertising spending.

      Bullshit campaigns.

      Stupid CIO/CEO/CTOs.

      $MOOLA$.

      I could go on.

    24. Re:HP's benefit ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As fashionable as it is to bash VMS, guess what, it's still around, and it's still VERY profitable.

      You make a number of valid points, but some of them may not be relevant in the big picture. Here's why: size and scalability. The long-term success of a giant corporation can hardly be affected by tiny niche division, even if that tiny niche division is wildly profitable. Assume, for the sake of argument, that the VMS division makes a whopping 500 percent profit. Now assume that the VMS division comprises a trivial one percent of total corporate revenues. Further assume that there is absolutely no potential for the VMS division to grow, since the VMS line is already past end of life. So yes it's a profitable division, and yes HP is glad to have it, but it's just a small drop in a big bucket and it will never be more than that. It can't form the basis for a long-term business plan.

    25. Re:HP's benefit ... by killjoe · · Score: 1

      And by going cheap the industry subjected itself to countless security breakdowns, hacks, and lost data. I wonder if it was worth it in the end.

      Of course this is an industry that re-invents lisp and smalltalk every five years so I shouldn't ask questions like that.

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    26. Re:HP's benefit ... by HuguesT · · Score: 1

      I agree with you mostly, it probably wasn't worth the effort in the end. However VMS, lisp, smalltalk and a host of other technologies still live on in mutated forms however. It's not all wasted.

  5. grr by Knights+who+say+'INT · · Score: 0, Troll

    Yet another woefully inaccurate story title.

    Yet another bitchy comment complaining about the slashdot editors.

    Yet another self-referential comment mocking its own lack of originality.

    Yet another excuse of an, uh, my brain hurts.

  6. I've seen it first hand. by Mr.+Vandemar · · Score: 5, Informative

    I live near a large HP facility (Boise, Idaho) and I've seen first hand the changes at HP. Brilliant engineers are being fired, and what used to be an emphasis on innovation and creativity has been replaced by a lust for short term profit to please the investors. I used to think HP was the most admirable company in tech, and maybe it was, but now... What goes around comes around though, I'm not expecting HP to succeed in the long run.

    1. Re:I've seen it first hand. by jm92956n · · Score: 1

      I live near a large HP facility (Boise, Idaho) and I've seen first hand the changes at HP. Brilliant engineers are being fired, and what used to be an emphasis on innovation and creativity has been replaced by a lust for short term profit to please the investors.

      Check out this book: Regional Advantage: Culture and Competition in Silicon Valley and Route 128

      It's a comparison of the tech culture that exists in both Silicon Valley and the area surrounding Boston. HP, originally a company based upon the ideals of the former, has turned into a very different company.

      Though this book was published in 1996 (I read it as an undergrad in an economic-history course), its thesis is just as evident and current as ever.

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    2. Re:I've seen it first hand. by poofmeisterp · · Score: 3, Informative

      You're lookin' at the comment of someone who was laid off my HPAQ/HPQ/HP/Compaq/what-the-fuck-ever.

      To sit there and listen to the propaganda campaigns at work.... we're focused on innovation... we have the brightest people.... blah blah blah. Then, to see the innovative, bright, industrious people Carly was praising escorted out of the building because someone else could do it in India for 1/10 the cost.......

      It still infuriates me. I have no words.

  7. Most expensive liquid on the planet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm calling the guy out on his hyperbole. It would be corporate suicide to sell printer ink for the price of calf batter, er, bull jizz.

    1. Re:Most expensive liquid on the planet? by PabloJones · · Score: 1

      It would be corporate suicide to sell printer ink for the price of calf batter, er, bull jizz.

      Didn't you hear? They are coming out with new white ink cartridges.

    2. Re:Most expensive liquid on the planet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, that must be what will go in the new HP LeatherJet line!

      (grandparent poster)

  8. what a troll by FLoWCTRL · · Score: 2, Funny


    The printer joke regarding HP got old when Dell was young.

  9. So I just ask, what's changed? by Lars+T. · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Nothing. You still can't make a profit selling PCs if you don't sell as much as DELL. Unless you are Apple.

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    1. Re:So I just ask, what's changed? by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

      http://www.jscustompcs.com/

      They do pretty well. They build their own line of computers (Journey Systems). They aren't going out of business. I'm glad I found them.

  10. SOMEbody's bitter! by SuperBanana · · Score: 5, Funny
    "They still have a great, profitable printer business. ... Their profits are 70 to 80 percent from the printer business. So that's the area where the profit pool still lives. It's where it lived before. It's where it still is now. So I just ask, what's changed?"

    Executranslator output:

    "HP had a great printer business, and especially when we saw Queen Fiorina doing the merger dance, we thought, 'Hey. We're Dell, we rule, dude! We can make printers, kill cHomPaq's profit center, and then TAKE OVER THE WORLD!' But even after their sucky merger, they still make awesome printers, everyone still buys 'em, and we can't sell our printers. I hate her. Damn you, Carly! Oh, and our pothead spokesteen who got arrested for dealing pot, I hate him too."

    It's even more fun if you picture him half-drunk at a bar, 10 o'clock shadow, disheveled suit- telling all this to another drunk guy at the bar.

    1. Re:SOMEbody's bitter! by Technician · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Executranslator output:

      We don't want to comptete. We want to take the market and the profit margins.

      Enter the ship a printer with a PC program. We also include a ship us your old printer free box and pre paid UPS.

      The idea is to get you to send them your old printer before you find out the new printer has postage stamp size cartridges for the same price + S&H as the old printer. Visit their website. THERE IS NO DATA ON CARTRIDGE VOLUME OR PAGE YEILD. They provide no way to figure cost of operation. They don't want you to know.

      My wife bought a new DEL PC and got the companion all in one printer. I was skeptical with the recycle your old printer program. I checked into the prices and sources of ink for the new printer. The lack of information was apalling. When installing the cartridges, I was astounded the big all in one printer/fax/copier used such tiny cartridges. I was even more upset by the price for replacements.

      My other printers are networked and work with my other PC's. The Dell printer has drivers for Win 2K and Win XP only. As such, none of my other PC's can use it, even if it were networked. Needless to say, we'll probably "recycle" the new printer when it runs out of ink instead of sending a good printer.

      The printers on my LAN are a HP Laserjet III (cheap operation) HP 720c (cheap web page color printing) and a HP 950 (nice photo prints, but expensive color cartridges) The black cartridges are easly refillable as well as the Laser. The Dell will be replaced with a flatbed scanner when it runs out of ink. There is no info on refilling it. The ink is from Dell only with shipping and handeling costs. Yuck.

      I love the Hawking print servers. They support both Windows and Linux.

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    2. Re:SOMEbody's bitter! by Lumpy · · Score: 2, Informative

      you want a printer that doesnt bend you over and try to make you squeal when you buy ink?

      only one choice...

      Canon.

      my most recent canon is the photo R300. seperate ink-wells that are $9.00 each prints as good as all the others and prints directly onto CD's which kicks the arse out of everything that DELL might sell.

      if you must have an inkjet, get a canon. cheapest ink cartridges out there.

      And yes, other than the CD print operation, it works in linux.

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    3. Re:SOMEbody's bitter! by Technician · · Score: 2, Informative

      you want a printer that doesnt bend you over and try to make you squeal when you buy ink?

      only one choice...

      Canon.


      To be honest, I've been looking at the Cannon i850. I just can't buy another inkjet while the HP's are working so well and use the same easily refilled black cartridge.

      Due to the cost of the color cartridges for the HP950c, it hasn't been plugged in for 6 months. I get my photo printing done at Costco instead. 8X10's on real film print is $2. Results look like 35mm prints, not glossy inkjet prints.

      The older printer (722c) uses ink that comes in a twin pack (full, not half full carts!) that costs less than a single full 78 cartridge. (the 78 cart is the birth of the 1/2 full cartridges. It's 19mL or 38mL)

      If/when my 722c dies, I'll probably get a newer Cannon. New models will require checking the reviews, prices, page yeild, chipped carts DMCA problems, and supplies sources again. I've been looking at them for some time, but I don't do enough printing to justify the cost of another printer yet. I've also been looking at color lasers, but the cost of supplies are quite a bit more than black.

      Someday someone will enter the market and try to get marketshare by providing a reasonable priced printer with reasonably priced supplies. When they do, then they will get marketshare as the curent prices on supplies are getting lots of notice in the give away the razor model. People are paying attention to the price of the razor blades. Dell is looking for a few that are not paying attention to cartridge volume and yeild.

      It's why I'm still using a Laserjet III. An aftermarket $35 cartridge is good for about 3500 pages, not 830 pages the HP49 42mL black cartridge gives for the same price.

      For color the 722 uses the 23D cartridge. A twin pack MSRP is $60.99 with a page yield of 890 pages at 15% coverage. Street price is less than %$50.
      The 950 uses the 78AN cartridge (the full 38mL cart) with a MSRP of $73.13 and page yield of 970 pages at 5% coverage. Street price is about $60.

      Notice the page yield numbers are close to the same but the coverage isn't. At first glance it looks like the 78AN cart has more yield, but they are not comparing apples to apples such as 5% and 5% or 15% and 15% coverage. Guess why I don't use the 950 printer much! Ink for the same coverage is several times the price. That's why I use the old 722c printer as the primary color printer. So much for using the newer printer. Except for photos I can't tell the printers output apart, so why pay several times the price for ink when it's really hard to tell them apart?

      I attempted to compare the DELL printer but content and yield information on the cartridges are not listed anywhere on the Dell site. They are priced about the same as the half full HP cartridges and are about 1/4 the size physicaly so I'm guessing the cost is about double the expensive HP950c inks. Since I've pretty much discontinued using the HP950c due to the cost of supplies, the Dell hasn't got a chance for an ink reorder.

      Inofrmation on HP MSRP prices and page yield were found here:
      http://www.superwarehouse.com/HP_78_High_Yi eld_Tri -Color_Ink_Cartridge/C6578AN/p/58841

      http://www.superwarehouse.com/HP_23_Twin_Pack_In k_ Cartridge/C1823T/p/55562

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    4. Re:SOMEbody's bitter! by BK425 · · Score: 1

      Seriously, I read the fine article and could not -believe- this warranted space on slashdot.
      "Q: Do you consider their current business tactics unsustainable? Will they have to pull back?
      A: I think you struck maybe a higher question: What was the point of the merger (with Compaq)?"

      What is he GOING to say?? Um Gee, HP was making great systems when Mikey was sucking his thumb but we rock better then they do? What's even more strange is how the interviewer let him redirect this question. NO, the interviewer didn't strike the "higher question" and you'd have to be high to think that the question the new dude made up was anything but transparent spin. Yet, here we see it on slashdot...

    5. Re:SOMEbody's bitter! by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

      http://eces.org/articles/000320.php

      Actually, it's not so you can't compare. It's so they can get the printer off the market and make sure it stays off the market.

      They want you to send them your old cartridges for "recycling", too, but what they don't tell you is that it's really all shipped overseas to be burned or simply dumped.

      They don't want people refilling cartridges, and they don't want people buying used printers, especially not ones that are more efficient at using ink. You're semi-on-the-money there.

    6. Re:SOMEbody's bitter! by Technician · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's not so you can't compare. It's so they can get the printer off the market and make sure it stays off the market.


      Are you referring to getting the Dell printer off the market? Without data, it's hard to justify getting a Dell printer to replace a printer of known quality and yield (known cost per page).

      To get past the PHB at my house (me) they need to provide proof of value. If they provided a quality printer and had low cost supplies with good yield (the hard to find info) then I'd be glad to take the higher cost to operate printers offline. The way to get the HP's at my house off the market is to simply provide a better printer. TCO is part of the defenition of a better printer.

      The lack of data showing they have a superior printer that is budget friendly is what is keeping me from replacing my old printers.

      Until I see evidence of value, I'll keep my existing value. Sorry Dell, I'm not a great fan of buying ink in the pig in a poke yield model.

      Please list how much ink comes in a cartridge and what it's expected yield is. How many pages at how much coverage.. I cam't compare cost per page without the data. I can compare print quality since my wife got one of the all in one printer, and it's not in the same ball park as HP.

      Show me a valid reason to consider replacing the Dell ink when it runs out.. I know the quality. I know the price of the tiny unknown capacity cartriges. What's the yield??? When it runs out, it may become a flatbed scanner or it may be replaced with a flatbed scanner of better quality, but I have no reason to buy it more ink.

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    7. Re:SOMEbody's bitter! by mdw2 · · Score: 1

      The photo R300 is an epson,just to be nitpicky. It does have cheap cartridges and the print quality is great (R300, R200, and R300M are all identical internally and can all print on cd media, the R200 simply lacks a built in media card reader)

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    8. Re:SOMEbody's bitter! by bigbadwlf · · Score: 1

      Dell's printers are rebranded Lexmarks, I hear. If that's the case, HP isn't worried.
      Although I like Canon's new printers. Ink is cheap because it doesn't include the print head on the ink cartridge. Also you can buy just cyan if you're out of cyan.

    9. Re:SOMEbody's bitter! by dfghjk · · Score: 1

      The game is young. Dell did the same thing to Compaq and their server line and put them out. It doesn't happen overnight and Dell's competitors play by the same rules. Compaq sold their PC's below cost and even bundled them with servers in an attempt to crush Dell's profit center. You think it's unfair for Dell to do the same?

  11. What's changed.... by JessLeah · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...is that HP has completely lost sight of its sound roots in the engineering/geek world. HP used to be known as the producer of such geek icons as the HP48 series of calculators, the fantastic old LaserJets (not to be confused with the modern versions) and, of course, the venerable DeskJets. Today, their calculator business is a ghost of its former self, the new calculators are almost uniformly agreed to suck, and their once-vaunted printer business has devolved into the "drug dealer" model of doing business-- hook 'em with cheap printers, then sell them ink at obscene prices. (I remember reading a quote on SlashDot in the recent past saying that ink, ounce for ounce, is worth more than rare old wines now? Or something to that effect...)

    Anyhow, HP used to be an engineer's company-- a geek's company. Didn't the Woz used to work there? And he was a geek's geek. Even as recently as my high school education (I'm 25), HP was a touchstone of geek culture.

    And now that it's merged with Comcrap, its devolution into yet another mindless "cheap plastic crap computers" business has been completed.

    There seem to be only two companies nowadays with solid geek-friendly engineering-- Apple (excepting many of their first-generation products) and IBM (think: ThinkPads... solid engineering and a simple, robust design virtually unchanged in 10 years). HP is now just Compaq wearing a tie. DEC is long gone ("Compaq Tru64 Unix", anyone?), swallowed by the Compaq beast. SGI is going out with a whimper instead of a bang. Sun sold their soul to Redmond and is now producing x86 and x86-64 hardware that are Windows-certified.

    And, as usual... no one gives a damn. We're all too damned addicted to ShinyPlasticCrap(TM) to care about the lack of sound engineering.

    As far as I'm concerned, Carly Fiorina's head should be on a stake somewhere, the damned sellout. She robbed us all of a good, solid, geeky company in favour of more anticompetitive, mindless, corporate, plastic crap.

    1. Re:What's changed.... by telemonster · · Score: 4, Interesting

      As far as the laserjet office printers, I believe they are still fairly strong. Granted the physical unit might not be quite as heavy as a 4SI was, they still live up to the HP duty cycle.

      As far as home printers and inkjets, yea you gotta sell shit to compete in that market because all your competitors are doing it. Ink jet printers are a rip off. Simple solution is to avoid them.

      Just bring home a 600dpi or 1200dpi (RET) HP from eBay or the local thrift store, it will last another 30 years or so. If the fuser blows up, they are like $20 for a replacement. Same with the pick up rollers.

      You can get a good deal, with one of the huge mailbox sorters. Every member of the family gets their own output tray!

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    2. Re:What's changed.... by Ari_Haviv · · Score: 1

      who needs a calculator when a PDA can do everything and more? even handle excel spreadsheets

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    3. Re:What's changed.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Well, in a way HP's legacy as a good geek company is still around, but it now goes by the name Agilent.

      Agilent is a spin off of HP (from 1999) that basically took everything but HP's computer/printer business.

      Agilent today does what HP did in the 70's, such as test and measurement equipment, semiconductors, life science equipment, etc. Sadly, this is minus the calculator division, HP kept (then killed) that. Most cell phones today use parts made by Agilent.

      One important piece is the R&D labs divisions. Agilent does a lot of fundamental R&D work these days in both the semiconductor and the software fields.

    4. Re:What's changed.... by LtOcelot · · Score: 1

      Who needs a real keyboard when you can tap out letters on the screen with a stylus?

    5. Re:What's changed.... by JessLeah · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I'm curious, and this is a serious question. Exactly what the fuck motivates you trolls to sit around SlashDot posting shit like this? What's the thrill? What drives you to waste your time posting things like this?

    6. Re:What's changed.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No no, she just mis-spoke. It actually HAPPENED, there's a video out. YOu should see it, I think it's on Kazzaa.

    7. Re:What's changed.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They do it because they get a charge out of idiots like you replying to their posts, dumbass.

    8. Re:What's changed.... by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      Inkjet printers with 3rd party refills can be quite ok.. Yeah, you better be carefull with the refills you use, but when you do have the proper ink, they can be fairly cheap to operate.

      The crappy PSC 1200 I have here (printer/copier) was like 60 euro.. I also spent 45 euro on a refill kit, and after a year I did manage to use up my original cartridges and approx 2/5 of the refills (2 out of 5 refills)

      Ah, how many pages did I get out of the initial cartridges and the 2 refills? Around 1200.
      So... if it would give up now, that printer costed like 0.0875 euro/page on average... and it doesn't look like it has given up yet.

      I don't see this as a ripoff really ;P

    9. Re:What's changed.... by Engineer+Andy · · Score: 1

      buttons with a tactile feel (people seriously complained about the change in button bounce feel on the new HP calculators a few years back). battery life measured in years. build quality that makes it the unstoppable thing in the portable electroincs world.

      the sort of person who lives and dies with their HP calculator is the sort of person who uses their PC for spreadsheets, their calculator for the quick and minor calculations, and a hard core analysis package for the really serious work.

      I own two HP calculators and will probably get another when the last of these ones die in 10+ years time, as my brother has one of the newer ones and told me that they are not as awful as I'd been led to believe they were.

      Oh, and being able to take it into an engineering exam at university is another area where a "real" calculator will beat a PDA

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    10. Re:What's changed.... by Engineer+Andy · · Score: 1

      I too had given up on HP beign a serious player in the calculator field any more (discontinuing the HP32SII - WTF was up with that. The thing is bulletproof, light on memory but an interface that was quick and useful) but my brother (also an engineer) bought a new one for work and tells me that it isn't as awful as I'd thought they had become.

      I may not have to give up knowing RPN and get a TI when my precious dies a long time from now.

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    11. Re:What's changed.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HP's old laserjets are still cheaper to operate. I have a LaserJet 4 that I paid $100 for (came with 24mb ram and a jetdirect card too). Toner was $30 for a cartridge that lasts about 2000-3000 pages. So, toner costs are about $0.015 per page. Include the purchase price it's at $0.065, still cheaper than the inkjet.

    12. Re:What's changed.... by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      Does it do color for that price tho? The price I quoted is for a mixed use of color and black/white (aprox 4x more b/w then color tho)

  12. So does ... by telemonster · · Score: 1

    Haven't read the article yet... can't wait to see what he has to say about his company's shoddy products and horrific support thanks to utilizing global workforce.

    HPaq DL380 G3 > Dell.

    To the OpenVMS fan - you guys sure are a die hard bunch! As a member of the hobbyist program from Montagar, I gotta say VMS is a odd cookie. Friends and myself have been playing with it as time permits on an older alphaserver 2100RM hooked to a Portmaster for remote serial access. Steep learning curve for us Unix people.

    HP assimilation of Compaq NOT GOOD. HP needs to stick to printers, their desktops are poop. Compaq had good servers (but ugly, what is with the gaps around the drives!), but pretty much killed DIGITAL off.

    I'm not a HP fan outside of printers and test gear, but they did the right thing by pimping the Compaq gear and fading out their ProCurve or whatever that crufty crap was they used to sell.

    Dell though? Eat me with your flimsy 2u boxes.

    The one box I have no experience with is IBM Netfinity. Good? Bad?

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    1. Re:So does ... by BillTheKatt · · Score: 1

      Yea the DL380s rock. Compaq servers are simply the best Engineered servers available. I've got Dells and IBMs and they're put together like a homebuilt PC. Just got some new ML570s and they rock too.

    2. Re:So does ... by mgcarley · · Score: 1

      Netfinity - so-so, but horrendously expensive if you every want, say, a hard drive or ram for it. (To be expected, but kingston supplies ram at like 1/5 the price and WD do a SCSI hard disk for about 1/3 the price...)

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  13. Dell = old HP? by darnok · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As an ex-HP person who left on happy terms several years ago, I'm continually impressed by what I read from and about Dell's execs. They seem to be doing a lot of the things that HP seems/seemed incapable of doing; establishing new markets (as distinct from new products), managing people upwards as well as downwards, keeping focus on their core products, managing change, excellent marketing, etc.

    A lot of that existed in the "old HP" (except the excellent marketing!), and seems to have gone from HP over the past several years. It's remarkable how short a time it took for HP to transition into the company it is today. HP's status as a leading engineering company seems to have all but disappeared now.

    Many years ago, I went to HP as I thought it was the best training ground on offer; these days, I'd probably go to Dell for the same thing.

  14. be careful what you wish for... by dekeji · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Conversely, you cannot say "I want all of the tax breaks and government s ubsidies of a company that is giving Americans jobs" while at the same time cherry-picking your labor pool from the cheapest of third-world labor. If you want to be a "global company"? Fine. Then relinquish your cushy benefits you get for supporting American interests.

    Why don't you put some meat on your argument, demonstrating with actual figures that the tax breaks and "subsidies" (what subsidies?) Dell gets in the US are better than what they can achieve elsewhere.

    I suspect the primary reason companies like Dell stay in the US is that they want to be on a US stock exchange. For various historical reasons, the US stock market has been the most attractive for companies since WWII. However, that may be changing now, and companies like Dell may take you at your word.

    1. Re:be careful what you wish for... by moonbender · · Score: 1

      Hmm... I wonder how much of Dell's revenue is made through U.S. government contracts in one way or another...

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    2. Re:be careful what you wish for... by tdemark · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Why don't you put some meat on your argument, demonstrating with actual figures that the tax breaks and "subsidies" (what subsidies?) Dell gets in the US are better than what they can achieve elsewhere.

      IMHO, it's not tax breaks that piss me off. It's that these corporations are shirking their responsibility as a US entity.

      Both people and organizations pay taxes to support a government to protect them, provide service programs, and allow us to pursue happiness.

      People and organizations are taxed differently in the US. An American Corporation makes X dollars in a year, but, they spent Y dollars doing it. Thus, their tax basis is X - Y. If an American Worker, on the other hand, makes X, then he/she generally pays taxes on the whole amount.

      In a company with most or all American employees, this makes sense. Employees are paid and then need to pay taxes. Since salary is usually one of the largest portions of "Y", the corporation is "taxed" via its employees.

      However, if the employee is not an American citizen, no tax revenue is generated. For every corporate dollar of salary that gets sent overseas, we the people of the United States need to kick in another $.33 to cover the lost tax base.

      Why should I have to pay more taxes because Dell or IBM or Microsoft sends jobs to China, India, etc?

      I am not sure what the answer is, perhaps it is a tax plan that says you can offshore, but, the corporation will be assessed a tax for each job offshored equal to the amount of the taxes that would have been generated if the job stayed in the US. That, or maybe if Z% of jobs are offshored, Z% of X (revenue from above) cannot be "balanced" by expenses - ie - you must pay taxes on it.

      Who knows.... it's Monday morning and I am not 100% with it yet.

      - Tony

    3. Re:be careful what you wish for... by pyros · · Score: 0

      If you're self-employed or working as an independent contractor, you can deduct your costs of doing business. Even when you're a W2 employee of a company, you can deduct expenses which your employer doesn't cover. For example, if you're programmer who works from home you can deduct the cost of your internet connection and the purchase of your computing hardware and software. Then you can also track depreciation of those assets from year to year.

    4. Re:be careful what you wish for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For example, if you're programmer who works from home you can deduct the cost of your internet connection and the purchase of your computing hardware and software.

      IANAA, but, if your employer provides you a physical place to work, a computer, and an internet connection IN THE OFFICE, then there is no basis to deduct your home connection / equipment as a W2.

      This is especially true if you use you computer and internet connection for things other than work ... like reading /. =)

    5. Re:be careful what you wish for... by AmericanInKiev · · Score: 1

      There's really nothing to say to this except that it is a remarkably excellent point made simply enough.

      I have suggested that taxes need to shift FROM production to consumption - so that imported goods are taxed the same as local goods.

      I'm not sure that adding taxes to the production side helps us compete in the world market - but I generally agree that we would do better to protect our labor pool from the lowest and least environmentally friendly - civil rights concience bidder.

      AIK

    6. Re:be careful what you wish for... by dfghjk · · Score: 1

      People pay taxes. Corporations simply pass taxes on to their customers. Corporate taxes are just a means of hiding the true tax rate, and in the end it's individuals that end up footing the bill.

      You may choose to buy from the highest cost supplier because you believe that they are doing the right thing by paying extra taxes, but instead I suggest you include a big fat tip to the IRS every year. Large companies extort favorable tax rates from local governments and doing so is generally considered good management.

  15. HP and Compaq - my take by Ubergrendle · · Score: 4, Interesting

    HP benefits more from the merger than Compaq, for the following reasons:
    1. One less commodity x86 company to deal with on the Wintel side.
    2. Acquisition of DEC, aka Compaq Alpha, and Tandem, aka NonStop. Instant credibility and long term customer base in the high-end transactional space. For non-enterprise Slashdotters, Tandems are almost as prevalent as MVS (mainframes) in the financial services sector.
    3. iPaq and hand held technologies. HP's offerings weren't so hot until they got Compaq's mindshare.

    Ironically, HP is massacring it own customer base in the HP-UX space. The Itanium relationship has been a disaster. "Hey, port to Itanium as its our long term unix strategy. Well, yes the processors underperform...and yes, no ISVs have ported over. And, well, no, we'll keep supporting HP-UX as long as its possible.." Of course, HP-UX customers are questioning the future of PA-RISC now in light of Itanium. So basically what's happened is no one is picking up Itanium nor PA-RISC at this point, and the PA-RISC space is slowly declining as people move to the P-Series (IBM) or Sun or linux clusters. Look at the latest sales and install base charts. I figure PA-RISC jumped the shark about 3-4 quarters ago, and its descent is accelerating month-by-month. (Mostly at the expense of IBM P-Series it seems)

    I find it amazing that HP can make money some days...

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    1. Re:HP and Compaq - my take by eingram · · Score: 4, Funny

      I find it amazing that HP can make money some days...

      They sell lemonade on the side.

  16. Hear hear by SuperBanana · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Did you know that corporations pay less than 5% of tax revenue?

    Used to be about 50%. In the last half-decade, it's shifted almost entirely onto the shoulders of the individual, because corporations have become experts at paying the least amount of taxes possible. Yay corporations!

    1. Re:Hear hear by Aero+Leviathan · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hi there,

      Could you cite a source for that, please?

      Thanks,

      Your 5th grade teacher

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    2. Re:Hear hear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I don't know the total % of Federal Income, most corporations are supposed to be taxed 30% flat. What is the actual amount they end up taxed? .5% after the gazillions of deductions. 40% of the BIG businesses (like billions and billions) don't pay a cent. MS for instance has not paid any federal taxes in a good 10 years due to great use of deductions. Which kind of puts the lie to the people who claim American businesses like MS shouldn't be penalized because they support the American government and pay their taxes like 'any other OS company would do' if it wasn't a monpoly

    3. Re:Hear hear by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 5, Informative
      The investigative body of Congress, the (nonpartisan) General Accounting Office, released a report in February 2004 that revealed shockingly low corporate tax contributions. You can also have an analysis. Some of the more disturbing details:

      • More than 60% of U.S. corporations didn't pay any federal taxes for 1996 through 2000
      • By 2003, [corporate taxes] had fallen to just 7.4% of overall federal receipts
      • most corporations that actually do owe taxes pay a rate less than 5%
      • 94% of US-controlled companies and 89% of foreign-controlled companies paid zero to 4% in taxes


      How much of the Bush $2T 2004 budget pays for corporations, and how much for humans? It's probably a lot better than 7.4% paid for corporate services. Especially when you include that $200B Iraq War.
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    4. Re:Hear hear by IgnoramusMaximus · · Score: 5, Insightful
      He is close, its 19% instead of 5% for 2003.

      From IRS

      Individual's income tax: 987,209 million (81%)
      Corporation's income tax: 194,146 million (19%)
    5. Re:Hear hear by IgnoramusMaximus · · Score: 4, Informative

      Sorry for my fuzzy math here, the percentages are more like 84% individuals and 16% corporations.

    6. Re:Hear hear by letxa2000 · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Any why should a corporation pay any taxes. A corporation is a fictitious entity that allows a group of people to get together, produce a product or a service, and the profits of those earnings are then paid to them in salary and to their investors in dividends--both of which are taxed. The corporation just acts as a "pass-thru" entity.

      So why, exactly, do you think that a fictitious pass-thru entity such as a corporation should pay taxes which reduce the amount that it can pay in wages and dividends which, at the end of the day, are taxed anyway? Unless you approve of double-taxation and prefer the government gets your company's money instead of you, as an employee or investor, your complaint makes little sense.

    7. Re:Hear hear by Bold+Marauder · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Ok, let's take your argument at face value, then. If we are to say that a corporation should not pay taxes by virtue of being a "pass-thru" entity, then they should not --for that exact reason-- benefit from grants or cash benefits.

      As I said previously; you cannot have it both ways.

    8. Re:Hear hear by fname · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What do you mean-- the percent of all taxes paid, or the tax rate paid by corporations; right now, your post is rather ambiguous. That lead to start typing the text below.

      No, I didn't know that, and it's certainly completely untrue. If corporations paid 5% of their revenue in taxes, that would be a very high number since net margins are typically 10%; you non-Math majors, that means the income tax rate would be 5%/10%=50%, a very high number.

      Regardless, even if corporations went from paying 50% of all taxes to 5%, I don't think it happened over a period of 5 years! There may be some basis to your numbers, but I'm skeptical either way, and other readers should be equally wary. Just because you read something doesn't make it true, and try to have a first-source reference when citing "facts."

    9. Re:Hear hear by furball · · Score: 1

      You have no idea how much corporations would love to give up grants and cash benefits and lose the taxation. It's simply more overhead to figure out what is taxable, what isn't taxable, what they qualify for, what they don't qualify for.

      Simply ditching the corporate tax code and grants and cash benefits system would make the entire corporate machinery more efficient. It'd also reduce overhead on the government side trying to figure out who's compliant with what.

      Getting rid of it all would be a huge boon.

    10. Re:Hear hear by DAldredge · · Score: 1

      Then why doesn't the F500 use their lobying power to get it done? It's easy, they are large and can afford to hire people to understand the regs for them (hell, the write a large portion of them). Smaller companies can't afford to do this, so it gives the F500 an advantage.

    11. Re:Hear hear by IgnoramusMaximus · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Any why should a corporation pay any taxes.A corporation is a fictitious entity...

      If that was indeed a case, you would be right. However in order to exempt themselves from all responsibility for their actions, people who hide behind this ficticious entity insisted that laws be drawn to make corporation a "person" in all respects of the law. That way that ficticious person is responsible for any damages caused by its actions and not those who actually make the decisions that lead to those actions. You cannot have it both ways. What you described is called in legal terms a "partnership" and is wholly distinct from a concept of a corporation which is in most respects a living person. (yes its stupid but thats how billionaires like to make sure that some grandma whose toaster exploded killing her grandchildren wont get hold of the CEO's yacht).

      So in a partnership, each individual is responsible for paying their share of taxes based on their slice of the revenue. In a corporation, the corporation itself is responsible for its own taxes and the CEO only pays tax on his "salary" which usually is $1 and he collects "dividends" and what not in convoluted transactions that result in his tax burden being nil.

    12. Re:Hear hear by DreamerFi · · Score: 1

      So in your perfect world, I could simply avoid all taxes by getting together with a friend and call ourselves a corporation? Cool! Where do I sign up?

    13. Re:Hear hear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes clearly the stupid government will fall for such an intelligent plot when you're already employed to another business.

    14. Re:Hear hear by letxa2000 · · Score: 1
      The money that is collectively earned by your friendly "corporation" should avoid all taxes, yes. But when that corporation actually gives the money to you and your friends individually, you'd individually have to pay taxes on it.

      End result: No change.

    15. Re:Hear hear by letxa2000 · · Score: 4, Informative
      I do understand that, and also understand that a partnership allows pass-thru income with no taxation. I also know that a corporation is a living person in the sense of the law. But even so it doesn't make any sense to make it a living person in terms of the tax code. It is illogical and reduces efficiency.

      That a CEO is not personally responsible because his corporation is willing to "buy" that freedom from responsibility is not a valid argument and, if anything, makes it look like the government is on the take... that the government is willing to excuse you from personal responsibility as long as you submit to double taxation.

    16. Re:Hear hear by weenis · · Score: 1

      so what if the corporations cut down on taxes?
      taxes on corporations just comes down to the comsumer paying more anyway, so the govt gets his one way or another,
      it does look nicer when it doesn't come out of my paycheck though!

    17. Re:Hear hear by turnin · · Score: 1

      Anyway Government is a fictitious entity reperesenting a nation, so no need for the Govt. to pay taxes?

    18. Re:Hear hear by solarrhino · · Score: 3, Informative
      You are simply wrong. Here is the relevant data from the I.R.S.

      I would include a nice table showing everything for the lazy, but since stupid /. prevents that. How about this: over the last forty years, the Corporate Income Tax provided the following percentages of that years IRS collections:

      in 2003, 10%
      in 1993, 11.18%
      in 1983, 9.85%
      in 1973, 16.42%

      As you can see, the percentages have held fairly steady over recent years, including "the last half-decade" (nice try, Bush hater). The big change in percentages happened back at the end of the 70's.

      "+5 Interesting" my sweet fanny!

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    19. Re:Hear hear by DreamerFi · · Score: 1

      No, not really - the "corporation" will simply never give us any money. Instead, it will take over all our obligations (rent, mortgage, ownership of a lot of stuff like cars and houses) and reimburse actual costs (of groceries etc).
      Do you honestly think the IRS should let us get away with this?

    20. Re:Hear hear by gujo-odori · · Score: 1

      Thank you! I was going to post just about exactly what you wrote, but you saved me the trouble :-)

      Corporate income tax is just an all-around bad idea. Any amount of money that a corporation pays in taxes is only passed on to the buyers of its products or services anyway, so in reality, corporations don't pay income tax. Every time I go to the gas station, I pay some of Shell's or Chevron's income tax. If I buy a Radeon, I pay some of ATI's. If I buy a pair of Levi's (and for the punctuation hawks among us, yes, that is correct; it's not Levis), I pay some of Levi Strauss and Company's income tax. The price of corporate income tax for the manufacturer, the wholesaler, and the retailer is included in the purchase price of every product we buy, just as is every other business expense.

      If the United States abolished corporate income tax, it would not increase the real burden on individuals a great deal (the percentage of tax revenue paid by corporations shows us that), and whatever level of burden it did place would likely be offset by the resulting business boom that we would see. Offshoring would be a lot less attractive if there were no corporate income tax here. Plus, it would make the United States attractive as an offshoring destination. That wouldn't be permanent, as eventually all countries would have to follow suit as a means of keeping their businesses at home. However, the benefits of no corporate income tax would be permanent, even if everyone else followed suit. The economy would just run more efficiently than it does now.

    21. Re:Hear hear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... which is a taxable benefit, so you pay tax on it. I'm glad the IRS isn't as silly as you or the nation would be bankrupt in seconds.

    22. Re:Hear hear by DarkGamer · · Score: 1

      Actually, yes. You can write off all sorts of things as business expenses and never pay any taxes on them. Work in the computer biz? Get a phat box; Company cars; Business lunches; Expense accounts; all tax-free. Get the proper zoning in a live/work loft and write off your rent.

      There was a famous case back when westerns were popular of an actress who wrote off her horse as a business expense. She claimed she needed it to practice her lines on. The IRS took her to court and she won the suit. It was indeed legal.

    23. Re:Hear hear by IgnoramusMaximus · · Score: 5, Insightful
      government is on the take...as long as you submit to double taxation

      Now you are starting to see the light. Government is not really on the take financially, however it wishes that corporations appear to contribute heavilly to justify their vast priviledges.

      In reality, corporations have really no right to exist in a civilised society. They are instruments created by the priviledged to make themselves immune from responsibility and at the same time to avoid any tax burden. The double taxation is a red herring since as others pointed out here, the corporation already has a vast range of ways to avoid any taxes at its disposal (offshore havens are just one of many) and its managers have yet another set of ways to avoid their personal income taxes. This of course applies only to corporations that count, i.e. those who are large enough to have the needed power. Anything small in our current, perverted version of capitalism is by definition powerless.

      In short, the corporation is (for those who have a clue how to play the game) the best of both worlds whereby no tax and next to no personal responsibility for one's actions can be achieved at the same time.

      And of course one has to admire the results of propaganda by the corporatists in corporate owned media that results in someone being so overhwelmingly naive that he proposes to make the underhanded tax crookery practiced by the corporation and its beneficiaries totally official and above board.

      You, Sir, are like a chicken that finds itself staring at its doom in a pot and so it helpfuly offers to pluck its own feathers so that those who are about to eat it need not to be bothered needlessly. Because plucking and cooking would constitute "double effort" and thus would be "unfair" to the cook.

    24. Re:Hear hear by xsbellx · · Score: 3, Interesting

      If corporations paid 5% of their revenue in taxes, that would be a very high number since net margins are typically 10%; you non-Math majors, that means the income tax rate would be 5%/10%=50%, a very high number.

      Speaking from first hand knowledge, 50% is not out of line when compared to individuals. Let's take a look at some REAL numbers (Canadian dollars and tax rates but concept should translate).

      I pay $1400 per month for rent. I buy groceries, $400 per month. I pay electric, water, cable, telephone, internet access, $350 per month. I have a car, lease payments $450 per month,maintence and gas add another $250. Household, car and life insurance adds another $250 and clothing, another $150. Let's add another $150 per month for entertainment. So basic expenses total are approximately $3400 per month or $40800 per year.

      I earn approximately $92,000, taxed at a rate 48% or $44160. Using your formula for corporations, I am really paying 86.25% in taxes (taxes paid / gross income - expenses or 44160 / 92000 - 408000).

      So now the question is, who should change the way taxes are calculated?

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    25. Re:Hear hear by DreamerFi · · Score: 1

      Aha. You now limit it to "business expenses" where I was not - so apparently we now agree that there are indeed things that even "corporations" must pay taxes on, namely things that are "not business expenses". Right? If I interpret your reply correctly, we've now come to the point where we probably merely disagree on which things should be taxed for corporations and which should not be taxed, or if you wish, which things are "business expenses" and which are not.

      I would pose to you that I, personally, am in the business of "making a living", or "living" for short. Should all expenses to that end be called "business expenses" and therefore be personally deductable?

      If not, why can corporations deduct expenses that they need for survival while I cannot?

    26. Re:Hear hear by drsmithy · · Score: 3, Funny
      If I buy a pair of Levi's (and for the punctuation hawks among us, yes, that is correct; it's not Levis), [...]

      No, it's not - a pair of Levi's what ?

    27. Re:Hear hear by IgnoramusMaximus · · Score: 4, Interesting
      If the United States abolished corporate income tax

      So let me get this straight.. you propose that abusive ficticious legal entities which in order to protect the business elites are considered "persons" and thus are "responsible" for damages they cause instead of their owners, be exempt from any taxes on top of that? So those who benefit the least from the way our crazed version of capitalist society operates are to pay the most in order for these corporations to quarduple their income? And than to force this system upon the rest of the world in a classic "race to the bottom" fashion? All in name of "efficiency"? I mean "efficiency" and not the conditions of living of citizens are the goal of this entire excercise called "society", no? Am I reading this right? So lets see, real citizens create conditions for the ficticious citizens to prosper, pay for the infrastructure of the society, education, medical care, roads and security and then the ficticious citizens are to make vast profits free of taxes and invest them in foreign locations and/or dispesne them in tax free ways to those strange beings known as CEOs or Directors. Right? Thats the plan?

      Get a grip man. Corporations are your enemy. Small "inefficient" businesses employ vast majority of workers worldwide and their output constitutes vast majority of world's products. Great majority of those businesses operate within a single country. Most have deep roots in their communities and are active in them. And they very rarely move. Large corporations are the leeches that suck the planet dry and play goverments across the globe against each other, states in those countries against each other, cities against each other and individual workers against each other to achieve their only goal: to enrich the CEO and in some rare instances their large institutional investors. Boosting the said CEO's ego by acquiring rival corporations also plays a large part. They are an abberration of captialism that is probably making Adam Smith spin in his grave.

      Remember this: the most "efficient" corporation is one that collects revenue for nothing, employs noone and all of its other expenses are picked up by individual taxpayers while the corporation itself pays no taxes. I dont want to live in a world where your "efficient" corporations rule.

    28. Re:Hear hear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep - ditch the subsidies and the tax - my company would go for that no problem.

      These things are only in place to allow the gov a measure of control.

    29. Re:Hear hear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      That's 5% of tax revenue not 5% of the corporation's gross revenue. Oh, and those numbers come from the GAO, the Congressional investigative arm.

      You seem to have read the statement with corporate-shill-colored glasses.

      FUDster.

    30. Re:Hear hear by gordo3000 · · Score: 1

      Ok, you sir, no longer are allowed to post about economics. You sound like our president and that, when it comes to anything academic, is not a good thing. It is not that your conclusions are wrong, but just like our president, you`ve outdone yourself in overstating the case here.

      Your example. Lets say 1000 Radeon`s are sold every year(round numbers keep math simple) and ATI has to pay 1000$ in taxes. Lets say at this point this Radeon costs 10$ so 10% of what I pay goes to their income tax, this is by your logic. Thats fine and I can agree with that. Now lets say we get a new law that says ATI has to pay 2000$ a year in taxes. By your logic, every Radeon will now cost 11$. This price increase must happen because it all gets passed along to the consumer. This is completely wrong because you assume that ATI is not a profit maximizing business and no, it does not make sense to do this.

      Quick argument, we all know ATI has competitors. Well, guess what , if you raise your price by 10% to pass along the tax burden to the consumer, well, people are going to shift away from your product. You will no longer sell 1000 Radeon`s and therefore, your overall profits will drop, I guarantee it. The only time they won`t is if no matter hte price, you will always sell exactly 1000 Radeons. So whats the outcome, the price will probably rise, but only by a small percent. And because we are in such a competitive graphics market, it will probably only go up by a very small amount and ATI will take the hit to their profits in order to remain competitive in this market.

      Of course, I have neglected things like brand loyalty or the fact that a Radeon differs from its major competitors at all, but since you went with such a simplified version, I don`t plan on writing a thesis about the full effects.

      Now this is not to say your actual argument doesn`t have base and I lack the information to refute or support what you have written their. I could not in any way guarantee a business boom or refute the possibility of it occurring. But I must say that taxes are not the major reason corporations will outsource to other countries. As was posted earlier though I cannot confirm it with hard evidence, Most corporations do not pay a great deal in taxes to the government. The real benefit of outsourcing is extremely cheap labor. And before everyone screams about how terrible outsourcing is, it does lead to lower production costs and this theoretically should lead to lower prices for the consumers(mainly us) and if they don`t, stock holders get more out of it. Anyways, outsourcing doesn`t bother me all that much because most developed countries destroy any chance of competitive farming in the rest of the world by subsidizing farmers at incredible rates. I guess if we are gonna bite them one way, they might as well bite us back another.

      And for any argument for the abolition of taxes, its not a good one to say it will help the economy run more efficiently. Every tax hurts the efficiency of the economy but once things have settled to a status quo, people do adapt. And without taxes, our goverment would have a lot harder time staying out of debt or functioning for that matter. And no, there isn`t a time in history when by cutting taxes deeply, we have seen an economic boom that completely makes up for the lost tax revenue.

      Oh well, just thought I`d post some realistic economics for those who care to not listen to overstatement.

    31. Re:Hear hear by john_smith_45678 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      You've clearly been brainwashed by far-left anti-capitalist socialist flakes like Mikey Moore, Zinn, Chomsky, etc.

      why single out corporations? Why not rail against LLC's, partnerships, and other business types?

      Furthermore, if you're against corporations so much, why don't you boycott them - starting with your computer, all it's components, access providers, etc. - all made/provided by CORPORATIONS or other business types.

      Or maybe when you finally get out of the liberal haven that is universities these days you'll think about starting a business and would prefer to protect your personal assets when one of your customers uses one of your products in a way it was never intended, harms themself, then decides to sue you for all you're worth.

    32. Re:Hear hear by blane.bramble · · Score: 1

      So why, exactly, do you think that a fictitious pass-thru entity such as a corporation should pay taxes which reduce the amount that it can pay in wages and dividends which, at the end of the day, are taxed anyway? Unless you approve of double-taxation and prefer the government gets your company's money instead of you, as an employee or investor, your complaint makes little sense.

      Unless Corporate Taxation in the USA is very different from the UK, a Corporate only pays tax on it's profit. Salaries and dividends and all other expenses come out of gross earnings and are not subject to corporation tax. There is no double taxation (at this level anyway).

    33. Re:Hear hear by IgnoramusMaximus · · Score: 5, Insightful
      why single out corporations? Why not rail against LLC's, partnerships, and other business types?

      Because unlike corporations, these are not easilly capable of the same sort of abuses. All forms of partnerships and sole propriatorships are much harder to manouver in order to avoid taxes and personal responsibility.

      In general I am against two things: corporations (too much potential for abuse in the name of protection from "frivolous" lawsuits) and pan-national business in general (because no business should rival elected government in power and reach). These are simple things really. I am not anti-capitalist at all, I am simply anti-highway-robberry-in-broad-daylight, which is what those accusing me here of being "brainwashed" seem to find desirable.

      boycott them - starting with your computer

      I see, so by this logic, if a citizen of Soviet USSR were to revolt against it, he should boycott his food, shoes and the flat he was living in since he was deprived of choices by the system he was living in?

      I have nothing against purposeful capitalism. That is whereby, as Adam Smith wisely designed, the animalistic instincts of greed, agression and possessiveness that humans are unable to grow out of are harnessed for the collective good of the society. Not the kind where these instincts are used to create even more greed, aggression and possesivenes. You know the kind of thing various far right-wing nuts propose to make things more "efficient" while they mumble "and I will really fuck everyone in the ass then!" in anticipation to themselves.

      sue you for all you're worth

      That is a failing of a legal system not of the business model. Institionalized avoidance of responsibility because someone "might" bring "frivolous" suit forward is the same kind of idea as locking people up because they "look like" terrorists or invading countries "pre-emptively" based on ones "reliable hunches". Curiously enough proponents of corporate freedom from responsibility often subscribe to these notions. Funny coincidence, that.

    34. Re:Hear hear by ignavus · · Score: 1

      So maybe they shouldn't have any sway with politicians any more. Oh, wait a moment, the corporations still contribute to the campaign funds. So I guess it is "reasonable" they should still dictate government policy.

      Only a socialist would argue that government policy should be determined by the people.

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    35. Re:Hear hear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how is it ficticious?

      it has a name. it makes money. it spends money. it has assets. it has property. it has an address. it makes decisions. it pollutes. it cleans. it sponsors. it calls the police when it's broken into, and the firemen when it burns. it uses water, electricity and gas. and air. and land. it speaks to the media. it listens to the news.

      christ, it's about as ficticious as my ass.

    36. Re:Hear hear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you for your comments. Unfortunately, many will be unable to accept these truths until much more damage has been done (as if that which has been done hitherto is not enough).

    37. Re:Hear hear by john_smith_45678 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      In general I am against two things: corporations (too much potential for abuse in the name of protection from "frivolous" lawsuits) and pan-national business in general (because no business should rival elected government in power and reach). These are simple things really. I am not anti-capitalist at all, I am simply anti-highway-robberry-in-broad-daylight, which is what those accusing me here of being "brainwashed" seem to find desirable.

      Well, we out in the working world could care less if you're "against" corporations. Do you really think you'll change anything? If you get out of the isolated liberal sanctionary of the university where the majority of parent-subsidized students and teachers agree with this anti-capitalist nonsense, and go work for a business, perspective will change (unless of course you STAY in academe, or work for the Gov't).

      Corporations provide a wealth of jobs and products and services - more so than any other business types. Sole proprietorships are basically individuals. It's evident you don't know what you're talking about.

      As for businesses being bigger than governments, so what? You anti-corporate ninnies never realize that governments are the worst type of monopolies.

    38. Re:Hear hear by Selecter · · Score: 1
      I'd like to know how electing Nader is going to restore the power of the individual citizen. Nader believes in big government just as much as any Democrat does, he just wants it tilted his way, like any politician does.

      If you want to restore the power of the individual, you have to look in the right place. I would suggest Michael Badnarik and the Libertarian Party. Some of them are kooks, but at least they are constiutional kooks. He's also anti-war and anti DMCA as well as anti Patriot Act.

      www.badnarik.org

      and yes, obviously I'm gonna vote for the guy. I'm allowed to shill for my candidate the same way you can shill for Nader, right?

    39. Re:Hear hear by IgnoramusMaximus · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Well, we out in the working world could care less if you're "against" corporations.

      I have news for you. I do not presume to guess your age but odds are that I have been in the "working" world probably longer then you. On top of that I do own a buisness and to make things funnier I used to be a shareholder of a corporation. Like most people with any sort of integrity I learned as I went and my present views are a culmination of my experiences in my rather longish career in IT industry. I say this so that you can cease your rather amusing barking. "Liberal!", "Student!", "Ninny!", "Government", "Arghhh!". Do stop or you are likely to start biting people on their legs soon.

      Corporations provide a wealth of jobs and products and services - more so than any other business types

      Most businesses are corporations because they would be silly not to take advantage of such a great deal but this deal is far sweeter if you are large enough. Should the corporation be returned to its rightful place as a special social charter, most would happilly be partnersbips and sole propriatorships and provide just as many jobs and products. Besides it would help your cause if you were to provide any proof to your claim, since you do not seem to realize that products of major corporations are mere assemblies of components from bewildering numbers of sources many of which are not corporations but in fact partnerships etc.

      As for businesses being bigger than governments, so what? You anti-corporate ninnies never realize that governments are the worst type of monopolies

      It is patently obvious that discussion with you is pointless. Let me solve your problem for you. No you cannot be Bill Gates. No you will not con everyone out of millions for your one-of-the-kind 20-fold patented software. The super-duper-pan-national-mega-corporation you are dreaming of starting up in your basement will not be larger then CocaCola. Thus you do not need to defend every stupidity and excess large pan-nationals engage in, so that when yours finally makes it grand entrance, you get to play by those generous rules. Give it up. You have "Wage slave" written on your forehead. How do I know? Because only someone destined to be one could be so eager to defend his master.

      As to government being a monopoly? On what? Lawmaking? Regulation? Law enforcement? You bloody bet! And that is how it should be. Sure, democratic process can have major flaws but most people will take it over hereditary-feudal-lordship, corporate edition, anytime.

    40. Re:Hear hear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lets just ignore the fact that ATI doesn't pay income taxes in the US because they are a Canadian based company and move money around to maximize their income in Canada because alas, we have LOWER corporate tax rates up here.

    41. Re:Hear hear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Corporations don't pay taxes from what they pass to other entities (employees,...). They pay taxes from whatever sum stays in the corporation as profit.

      Or at least that's how it works here in Europe.

    42. Re:Hear hear by wobblie · · Score: 1

      well for one, the government does not tax individuals or income, it seems more that they tax transactions. As many as they can find. For e.g., many items are taxed multiple times as they change hands.

    43. Re:Hear hear by j7953 · · Score: 1
      The corporation just acts as a "pass-thru" entity.

      In the same way, I could claim that individuals are just "pass-thru entities." They receive money from corporations (as employees), then they go and spend the money, i.e. it flows back to corporations or other individuals. Our economy is based on the circulation of money, so everyone is, in a way, a "pass-thru entity."

      So why, exactly, do you think that a fictitious pass-thru entity such as a corporation should pay taxes which reduce the amount that it can pay in wages and dividends which, at the end of the day, are taxed anyway?

      I believe you would create the same negative effects that "double taxation" may cause.

      One effect of "double taxation" is that investors will be reluctant to pay out dividends. Let's say a corporation has made a profit of $100. Let's also say that we have a tax rate of 30% and "double taxation." So the corporation has to pay $30 to the government and keeps $70, which it can either give to its investors or keep. If the investors decide to not pay a dividend, they will indirectly own $70 more, because the corporation that they own is worth that much more thanks to its profits. If they pay a dividend, they will have only $49 more, because they'd have to pay taxes on the dividend payments. So "double taxation" discourages dividend payments.

      Now let's assume that corporations are not taxed. This system will also discourage dividend payments. In the above example, the investors choices would be either to pay a dividend, which would increase their wealth by $70 ($100 minus the 30% income tax), or not do so, which would increase their wealth by $100 (because the corporation they own will then be worth that much more).

      I don't think that discouraging dividend payments is a good idea. It will cause corporations to accumulate cash even if they do not currently need it for investments within the company. In that case, it is probably more efficient to give the money to the investors, so each of them can make an individual decision about where to invest the money. This creates a more diversified investment market than if only the corporation decides where to put the money.

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    44. Re:Hear hear by Epistax · · Score: 1

      Ok so a corporation is allowed to sponsor a candidate running for an office (aka buying votes)-- so they already have more of a voice in the government than your average person-- but they don't have to pay taxes. And this sits fine with you?

      My view is corporations have far too many rights, and those rights are actively overly exploited in this country. The voice of a few top brass in a corporation is not the view of the thousands of employees under them, however it carries the weight of it when said in the name of the corporation. This is very wrong.

    45. Re:Hear hear by mjm1231 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      If they give this up and also lose the right to be taxed, then do they also lose all other individual rights? Including first amendment rights, the right to lobby congress, make campaign contributions, etc.

      Either they should have none of the rights of individuals, or they have the responsibility to pay taxes like individuals.

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    46. Re:Hear hear by rcs1000 · · Score: 1

      It was never 50%.

      Source please?

      According to Datastream, US corporate profits as a % of GDP has ranged from c. 8%-15% over the last 70 years.

      There simply aren't enough profits to pay for 50% of government expenditure.

      "In the last half-decade, it's shifted almost entirely onto the shoulders of the individual, because corporations have become experts at paying the least amount of taxes possible. Yay corporations!"

      All wealth is - ultimately - individual. Companies are not rich. The owners of those companies are rich.

      And all the evidence is that stock ownership (through 401ks, etc.) has become MORE widerspread. The chances are that - assuming you aren't a student - you own a piece of the American and global economy.

      Now, that doesn't mean your not in financial shit: you could have borrowed too much at a floating interest rate to buy an overvalued propoerty, while thinking your Frontpage skills will drive you to ever higher salaries. But don't forget: corporations don't do stuff; people that own and run corporarions do stuff.

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    47. Re:Hear hear by DJ-Dodger · · Score: 2, Informative

      If you scroll down to the appendix and look at "Additional Tables" you'll see that this is less alarming than it first appears. The vast, vast majority of corporations in the US are tiny little Small Businesses. Those corporations don't pay taxes because they barely make any money. Many aren't REALLY doing business, they are somebody's home business that never took off, etc.

    48. Re:Hear hear by 4lex · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Unless you approve of double-taxation and prefer the government gets your company's money instead of you, as an employee or investor, your complaint makes little sense.

      I am sick of hearing and reading this nonsense. Governments do not "get" taxes, States do. Governments are citizens appointed by citizens to administer the State's money and the State's laws. I do like the State having money, that way I can get quality social care, medical care and education, everything for free, if I ever need it. (Even better: I can count on everybody getting it, thus reducing dramatically my insecurity when I walk through the city). I would not live in a poor State. I will never be rich enough to hire personal police forces to keep me safe from hordes of my illiterate, hungry, unemployed neighbours. Will you?

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    49. Re:Hear hear by Ed+Avis · · Score: 1

      Sounds like it would make sense to abolish corporate taxation altogether so all the accountants employed creating shell companies and so on can be put to more useful work.

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    50. Re:Hear hear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please allow me to be the first to stroke your ego, sir.

      That was a most excellent post. You sure put that schmuck in his place. I bet he's gritting his teeth right now and whispering to himself (so that his mother won't hear him) about just how stupid you are, and how you "just don't get it".

      However, such is the life of an intelligent slashdot poster.

      Sir, I salute you.

    51. Re:Hear hear by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      What does it mean *without* the apostrophe?

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    52. Re:Hear hear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      yes its stupid but thats how billionaires like to make sure that some grandma whose toaster exploded killing her grandchildren wont get hold of the CEO's yacht.

      If so, why is Ken Lay under attack? Enron should bear the brunt of the storm, not Lay himself. He should be shielded from any civil or criminal actions. Of course, the answer is that corporations don't shield you 100% from guilt thankfully.

    53. Re:Hear hear by Zen+Punk · · Score: 0
      starting with your computer, all it's components, access providers, etc. - all made/provided by CORPORATIONS or other business types.

      Ummm....actually, those things were made/are provided by people.

      A corporation is a fictitious entity which is actually composed of a group of people who are afforded some rather odd and unfair luxuries under the law.

      Or are you so "brainwashed" that you actually believe corporations are people too?

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    54. Re:Hear hear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you really think corporations pay taxes? The tax costs are actually passed on to the consumer as higher prices. So if you want the evil corporations to pay more taxes, you are hurting everyone by making all the cool stuff you want cost more. Then the company will have to cut costs because you complain that everything costs to much so you buy an imported cheaper product. Then you complain that the company sent your job overseas to someone who can do it cheaper.

    55. Re:Hear hear by sfprairie · · Score: 1

      Corporations don't really pay taxes. You the consumer pay all the taxes. The taxed paid by a corporation are factored into the price of the product that you, the consumer, buys. Raise corporate taxes and you can bet the price you pay for goods will rise to reflect that. And if the corporation can not recover the additional cost, it will get out of that business. Taxing corporations is just silly. It hides the true cost from the consumer.

    56. Re:Hear hear by sfprairie · · Score: 1

      But they do pay other taxes. All of the employees represent payroll, which is taxed. Corporations buy goods from others, which is subject to sales tax (excluding good bought for resale). And property tax, too. Fuel tax on fuel cosumed by company vehicles, ect. Income is not the only tax in this country. Corporations kick out a lot of money to various government bodies at all levels.

    57. Re:Hear hear by scumdamn · · Score: 1

      They usually make jeans or dockers. Unless he was talking about buying a pair of jackets. But that's a bit odd isn't it?

    58. Re:Hear hear by letxa2000 · · Score: 1
      And of course one has to admire the results of propaganda by the corporatists in corporate owned media that results in someone being so overhwelmingly naive that he proposes to make the underhanded tax crookery practiced by the corporation and its beneficiaries totally official and above board.

      Take your trolling elsewhere.

    59. Re:Hear hear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Your anti-corporate trolling is extreme even for Slashdot.

    60. Re:Hear hear by letxa2000 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Well, guess what , if you raise your price by 10% to pass along the tax burden to the consumer, well, people are going to shift away from your product. You will no longer sell 1000 Radeon`s and therefore, your overall profits will drop, I guarantee it.

      And you are forgetting that if prices are raised on Levi's by 10% because of a tax increase, that same increase is going to apply equally to the competitors. Levi's and its competitors will all increase their prices to compensate for the tax increase and, yes, the consumer will end up paying for it. Those few companies with such incredible margins might absorb some of the increase, but most will be passed on to the consumer. And those companies with lower margins that cannot absord the increase will be made less competitive against those that can, and many will probably be driven out of business as a result.

      Oh well, just thought I`d post some realistic economics for those who care to not listen to overstatement.

      As soon as you explain how the tax increase applies to Levi's and none of its competitors maybe we'll believe your economic credentials. :)

    61. Re:Hear hear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I do like the State having money, that way I can get quality social care, medical care and education, everything for free, if I ever need it.

      Keep dreaming about utopia, dude. No country has ever taxed its way into prosperity.

    62. Re:Hear hear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup.

    63. Re:Hear hear by WhatsAProGingrass · · Score: 1

      Why are people so against cooperations? If your(not anyone specific) going to cry about how they are not taxed, why don't you start your own cooperation and invest all the profit into making more jobs and expanding your business? I know that in America, anyone can form a cooperation if they just follow the right steps. Find the loop holes in the law, they are not just for certain people, they are for anyone that finds them. Cooperations have found them, start a cooperation.

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    64. Re:Hear hear by poofmeisterp · · Score: 0

      Could you cite a source to refute it?

    65. Re:Hear hear by sultanoslack · · Score: 1
      If you get out of the isolated liberal sanctionary of the university where the majority of parent-subsidized students and teachers agree with this anti-capitalist nonsense, and go work for a business, perspective will change

      Yep. They certainly did for me, but I suppose not in the way that you're assuming. When I was in college I was a pretty run-of-the-mill democrat and was far less concerned with power ammassed by profit driven institutions. And then I got involved in them. But I did a couple of things -- I worked in the "corporate world" in the US and then I moved to working for a large company in Western Europe, specifically in Germany where a Social Democrat / Green alliance is in power.

      As for businesses being bigger than governments, so what?

      Well, let's start with ideals. I work for a large corporation. How does a large corporation make it's decisions? Well, naturally it makes them to maximize profits. That's what corporations do -- they make money. If they don't make decisions to help them make more money their board of trustees will put people in there that will make those decisions. This is all pretty simple really -- and in a way I don't think we can fault corporations themselves for running to their logical extremes. And of course where there's profit vs. say, overall quality of human life profit wins hands down. Again, this is a no-brainer. That's just how corporations work.

      Now, what about the government? Well, at least the government is supposed to be there for the service of the people. I mean, that's what it's there for, right? At least in modern democracies I think this is pretty clear. Now I'm not saying that it always does act in the interests of the majority of the people, but at least if it was doing its job well it would.

      So there we're stuck with two large, power wielding institutions. Basically I've got to put my hope into the government since a corporation isn't even conceptually there to help me out beyond my function as a consumer. The government fundamentally should.

      So, in the end I think -- and have personally seen -- that things work better when you have a government that's powerful enough to keep business in check. There has to be something there that says at times, "Ok, guys we know that would get you more profit, but that's going to screw people, so you can't do it." I mean, that's basically why we have governments -- to put checks on the amounts of power that individuals or institutions can wield over individuals. Like I don't want you to take my laptop and tell me you'll whomp me if I resist and to have no recourse. But right now we're basically watching just that happen in the corporate sphere, and that's what's got to change for democratic capitalism itself to survive. I mean, if a goverment of the people can't trump Microsoft and GM when they decide to screw people over we might as well go ahead and give up on this whole democracy thing and come up with a new name for what we're transitioning into now -- which is control by corporate power.

      I've got no love for huge government beurocracies, but unfortunately we live in times where there's so much concentrated power in the private sector that you need something pretty huge to offset that.

    66. Re:Hear hear by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Vote for Kerry if you don't want Bush to win. Vote for Cobb, Nader or Bush if you want corporations to rip off everything in sight, because you'll be helping Bush win. Don't kid yourself. You're certainly not kidding me.

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    67. Re:Hear hear by CaroKann · · Score: 3, Informative
      You might be interested in the following from Berkshire Hathaway's latest annual report, which Warren Buffet uses as a soap box.

      I think this gives a good idea of how top-heavy the income tax system really is, especially in a society where wealth, and income, is very concentrated. This situation makes tax revenues very volatile, budgeting very difficult, and the top echelon very influential.

      In regards to these quotes, Buffet is defending Berkshire, which was caught up in a little bit of Washington politics after the Washington Post published an editorial piece written by Buffet critical of Bushes tax policies.


      "Berkshire, on your behalf and mine, will send the Treasury $3.3 billion for tax on its 2003 income, a sum
      equaling 2½% of the total income tax paid by all U.S. corporations in fiscal 2003. (In contrast, Berkshire's
      market valuation is about 1% of the value of all American corporations.) Our payment will almost certainly
      place us among our country's top ten taxpayers. Indeed, if only 540 taxpayers paid the amount
      Berkshire will pay, no other individual or corporation would have to pay anything to Uncle Sam. That's
      right: 290 million Americans and all other businesses would not have to pay a dime in income, social
      security, excise or estate taxes to the federal government. (Here's the math: Federal tax receipts, including
      social security receipts, in fiscal 2003 totaled $1.782 trillion and 540 "Berkshires," each paying $3.3
      billion, would deliver the same $1.782 trillion.)
      Our federal tax return for 2002 (2003 is not finalized), when we paid $1.75 billion, covered a mere
      8,905 pages. As is required, we dutifully filed two copies of this return, creating a pile of paper seven feet
      tall."

      ... "Corporate income taxes in fiscal 2003 accounted for 7.4% of all federal tax receipts, down from a
      post-war peak of 32% in 1952. With one exception (1983), last year's percentage is the lowest recorded
      since data was first published in 1934.
      Even so, tax breaks for corporations (and their investors, particularly large ones) were a major part
      of the Administration's 2002 and 2003 initiatives. If class warfare is being waged in America, my class is
      clearly winning. Today, many large corporations - run by CEOs whose fiddle-playing talents make your
      Chairman look like he is all thumbs - pay nothing close to the stated federal tax rate of 35%."

    68. Re:Hear hear by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      No, you are looking for any way to interpret the stats that makes you feel better about paying more than your share of taxes in our corporate society. How do you like the fact that only 7.4% of the taxes collected are paid by corporations, while you and I make up the difference?

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    69. Re:Hear hear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Moron. Did you even read the whole post? Oh yeah, this is/.! And who;s the moron that modded this up?

    70. Re:Hear hear by 4lex · · Score: 1

      In my country I *do* get quality medical care and education for free, when I need it. I hope I will sometime soon get a "real" job (not a predoctoral grant, where I worked with no social benefits) and will enjoy social care, too. My country (Spain) does seem prosper enough for me. It would seem a lot less prosper if I didn't have the above mentioned, taxed-payed, benefits. It would have seem *more* prosper if I had had a predoctoral contract, (therefore allowing me to pay taxes and get more benefits!).

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    71. Re:Hear hear by EnderWiggnz · · Score: 1

      so - when a corporation fails to make a gross profit, and gets a tax credit for future earnings, this savings is passed on to the consumer, too, right?

      your argument is bullshit. corporations dont price income tax into their prices, they pay it AFTER THEY"VE MADE A PROFIT. you know, they pay it on net income, not gross.

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    72. Re:Hear hear by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      No, I think that only corporations should pay taxes. And only sales taxes - something like 25% total, for every overlapping tax jurisdiction. While humans should pay none. But every human should get at least one corporation created, when they become an adult, like getting a Social Security account, drivers license, voter registration. And all property should be owned through those corporations. I would make free software available from the government for basic asset management and reporting. And the government fees for corporate services would include fees on banks which pay accountants to help keep the software current.

      I would discard the "limited liability" of corporations, switching to shared liability among the directors and executives. I would require corporations to maintain a strictly scoped charter, and allow charter suspension or revocation after due process proved that the corporation acted either illegally or incompetently out of its scope. I would make corporations second class citizens, and return the state to the defense of the rights of the people.

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    73. Re:Hear hear by electroniceric · · Score: 1

      This is perhaps the first debate I've seen which even begins to touch the "hidden" questions about taxation, skipping the well-worn "should we tax more or less" to ask how do we tax most effectively.

      Of course there's always room for a debate on any particularly government expenditure, tax, or lack of tax. But there's rarely any public debate of making major reforms to the structure of taxation in this country: individual versus business, sales vs. income tax (both for individuals and businesses), payroll taxes vs. mandatory accounts, etc., that doesn't get muddied and stuck in more-vs-less.

      For example, the point that individuals are taxed on all their income, while business are taxed only on income net of expenses raises a lot of opportunities for new debates, as does the notion that a 10 (or 15 or 20) percent flat tax on various business transaction might well make companies more effective at delivering certain products and services. Perhaps individual should be taxed on income net of expenses? If you're serious about abolishing corporations, what are a real estimates of the price of goods and the creation of jobs?

      I sure would love to see these questions hashed out on the national stage rather simply hearing the tired mantras about more-tax-is-needed, less-tax-is-needed.

    74. Re:Hear hear by EnderWiggnz · · Score: 1

      >here is no double taxation (at this level anyway).

      you mean to tell me that right-wing talking points arent based in reality? next, you'll tell me that iraq has no connection to al-qaeda.

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    75. Re:Hear hear by letxa2000 · · Score: 1
      so - when a corporation fails to make a gross profit, and gets a tax credit for future earnings, this savings is passed on to the consumer, too, right?

      I didn't say that. But increases in their costs to make a specific profit ARE passed on to consumers.

      corporations dont price income tax into their prices, they pay it AFTER THEY"VE MADE A PROFIT. you know, they pay it on net income, not gross.

      If taxes go up, less of their net income is available for internal company use or dividends. If they have specific earnings goals and the taxes go up, the only way to achieve those specific earnings are to increase prices.

      We, the consumers, pay ALL the costs of the corporations whose product we buy. That is true by definition. They earn their money by selling products to us. Some of that money goes to pay their electric bill, some to pay the salaries, and some goes to pay taxes. If taxes increase, prices will generally reflect that to achieve a specific earning goal. If not, consumers still pay because the corporation will be spending money on taxes rather than optimizing its business or developing new products that will subsequently benefit us as consumers.

      There is no free lunch and you cannot just milk corporations as if they were endless cash chows nor can you logically believe that increasing taxes on them will have no effect on their economic performance or that it will have no effect on consumers. That is naive.

    76. Re:Hear hear by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      People pay all those taxes, too. And do not receive the kinds of depreciation credits and other tax exemptions that corporations do. Nor do we receive various other tax incentives, or other subsidies, in the scale that corporations do. Corporations have a disproportionate benefit to their natural status in our country. They don't pay their way, and they're fictional persons, with limited liability. While we real humans pay the bills that keep them going. The balance must return to favor humans over these legal constructs.

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    77. Re:Hear hear by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1
      Rights are kind of a negative thing, a protection against a positive evil. By what do you claim the RIGHT to strip a corporation of free speech, free press, free trade? These freedoms are a "state of nature" that governments can transgress, and the concept of rights helps protect against these transgressions.

      The phrase "right to be taxed" is an oxymoron.

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    78. Re:Hear hear by IgnoramusMaximus · · Score: 1
      Find the loop holes in the law, they are not just for certain people, they are for anyone that finds them.

      You sadly missed the whole point of my rants. It became clear to me belatedly, that running a business is about social responsibility. Yes, I want to make money, but I cannot have clear conscience if I make money in a way which destroys the very fabric of our society. Capitalism is supposed to be this clever ploy to take whats evil and destructive (greed) and turn it into something good (wealth, medical care, standard of living, progress of science etc). If you "circumvent" the system for your own greater, faster profit (even if that ruse is available to anyone) it destroys the whole purpose of the excercise.

    79. Re:Hear hear by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1
      I inherited some shares of Tyco. Since I am now part owner of Tyco, by your claims I am a criminal due to actions of the ex-CEO.

      By right and by law, he goes to jail, not me.

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    80. Re:Hear hear by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      I'm fascinated by Buffet's ability to make tremendous profits in spite of the taxation he's burdened with. He makes the other corporate honchos, whining about their paltry taxes, look like wimps, or liars. And with 1% of the US corporate valuation, his company certainly has the clout to pay less. He must value the government, and its role in protecting his profits.

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    81. Re:Hear hear by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1
      I earn approximately $92,000, taxed at a rate 48% or $44160.

      Every time some group in America wants to socialize something, and someone protests, then someone in the first group is certain to yell "but that's how they did it in Canada!"

      A 50% tax rate for someone only making $92,000 is the most eloquent counter-argument I can imagine. Thanks for the information!

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    82. Re:Hear hear by LaCosaNostradamus · · Score: 1

      A good proposal. But, quickly enough, we note that an individual homeowner is taxed on his property; hence, the question arises of: why should we exclude corporate properties from property taxes? Homes and office buildings just sit there, and both need to be maintained, so it's not like the office buildings are double-taxed.

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    83. Re:Hear hear by LaCosaNostradamus · · Score: 1

      This is preaching to the converted, but go get David Cay Johnston's new book "Perfectly Legal". The real extent of corporate tax evasion is just stunning.

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    84. Re:Hear hear by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1
      A tax on revenue just gets added into the selling price of the company's products, like all other costs. Tax on profits is a leveling device, designed to hurt companies that can't hide their success.

      How do you manage to spend $150 a month on clothes? I don't spend that much in a year.

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    85. Re:Hear hear by teks0r · · Score: 1

      FYI, the GAO (General Accounting Office) just changed their name to Government Accountability Office to more properly reflect their duties.

    86. Re:Hear hear by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      Since the government counts government expenditures as part of the GDP, it's not possible for the long-term portion of GDP paid in taxes to exceed 50% of GDP. All income = taxes = government income = government expenditures ==> taxes = 50% of GDP.

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    87. Re:Hear hear by IgnoramusMaximus · · Score: 1
      I inherited some shares of Tyco.... I am a criminal due to actions

      You are being silly. Tycho's CEO is in trouble because he fleeced you and more importantly people who have far, far more shares then you. You are his victim. So in this case, you bear no responsibility even if this was some other sort of business arrangement. On the other hand if Tyco started selling chemical weapons to Usamas of the world and you participated by making oodles of money via your dividends, you would be guilty, because you did nothing to stop it (as for example voting the CEO out or refusing to accept the dividends).

    88. Re:Hear hear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      That's not how it works.

    89. Re:Hear hear by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      The GAO reports should be published in the election circulars identifying the election candidates. That would tie them into the only semblance of government accountability left.

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    90. Re:Hear hear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Corporations generally are not pure pass through tax entities. They have a certain taxation rate they are accountable for as that entity.

      For example, partnerships are actually pass through entities. They pay no tax in the name of that partnership. You have to report what the partnership makes but the tax paid is decided by what each partner receives and is the responsibility of each partner by whatever share they take up; tax is not paid by the partnership itself.

      One of the very reasons, even THE reason, corporations exist on the scale they do today and are so prevelant is because they side-step the higher taxation rate that self-employed persons and general partnerships must abide by. (Another main reason is how corporations are managed or governed; you don't have to have, say, get 100% of the holders agreeing on something before actions are taken; liability is usually more isolated, protecting owners, etc.)

      If corps were pass through, we wouldn't be having this discussion. It's not double taxation; it's more tax avoidance that folks then perceives of as double taxation. If a corp does not distribute downstream, that tax on the money paid is usually less than if they had distributed the funds to their holders. Again, this is part of the whole reasoning why corporations are formed.

    91. Re:Hear hear by Matrix272 · · Score: 1

      Then why doesn't the F500 use their lobying power to get it done? It's easy, they are large and can afford to hire people to understand the regs for them (hell, the write a large portion of them). Smaller companies can't afford to do this, so it gives the F500 an advantage.

      Because if they did, people that don't understand the tax code would complain, and you'd be seeing the CEO's of the F500 companies on CNN and Fox trying to explain why their company shouldn't pay any taxes. There would be an unbelievable backlash about it, and in the end, the F500 companies would have protests, lost employees, lower profits, etc. It would be such a bad idea that if you suggested it to the board of directors, they'd laugh you out of the room, despite the fact that if the government would do it, the company would make more money, expand business, hire new employees, and be more capable of giving raises.

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    92. Re:Hear hear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Right... and since most Americans spend more than they make every month (as evidenced by the average credit card debt being ~$30,000), they shouldn't pay any taxes at all, because obviously their expenses exceed their revenue!


      I think we're arguing for a flat tax here...

    93. Re:Hear hear by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 1

      Even the small businesses you are praising are often incorporated. This is done for many reasons, and a corporation is not always corrupt. Sure, there are CEOs who are only concerned with plundering as much of the company's money as they can before getting fired and collecting that golden parachute, but there are many large companies that are still controlled by the founders, who are much more likely to be concerned about the company's long term future and growth. I understand your outrage at some corrupt large corporations, but I think you should realize that not all corporations become like this, and there are many honest people running businesses.

    94. Re:Hear hear by EnderWiggnz · · Score: 1

      again, you're full of shit.

      profit goals for publix corporations are measured by the EBITA number. Earnings before income tax allowance.

      the rest of what you said was pure garbage.

      > and some goes to pay taxes.

      yes, AFTER they've made a profit. after every other one of the expense that you listed. you see, those are different, you pay them before you make a profit.

      we only tax the net profit.

      have you had an accouting course? can you read a P/L statement? can you balance your own checkbook?

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    95. Re:Hear hear by IgnoramusMaximus · · Score: 1
      I understand your outrage at some corrupt large corporations, but I think you should realize that not all corporations become like this, and there are many honest people running businesses.

      While there are many honest people in even large businesses, the problem is systematic. That is a system has to be in place that promotes and rewards responsible behaviour and penalizes anti-social one. The establishment of present day corporations is simply a bad move, made with good intentions but as many often do turn out, with insufficient foresight. The rules of the game are such that they work in the opposite direction to what should be happenning, i.e. they reward bad behaviour while penalizing responsible one.

      The fact that some people still manage to make the right choices despite the conditions, is not an argument for keeping the current situation unchanged.

    96. Re:Hear hear by Matrix272 · · Score: 1

      Capitalism is supposed to be this clever ploy to take whats evil and destructive (greed)...

      Spoken like a true capitalist. For someone that claims not to be anti-capitalist, you surely seem to have enough negative connotations towards it.

      ... and turn it into something good (wealth, medical care, standard of living, progress of science etc).

      Yet ironically, for every evil deed done in the name of greed that you can name, I can name one done in the name of wealth, medical care, the standard of living, or progress of science. I'll start first. How about the Holocaust? (Calm down, I'm not comparing you to Hitler.) In the 1930's, Hitler promised the German people that he could create more wealth, provide better medical care, raise the standard of living, and progress science if they'd just do things his way. Of course, in the end, his way turned out to be not such a great idea... and so far, Capitalism certainly has a better track record than Communism, Socialism, Feudalism, or any other type of political/economic system I can think of.

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    97. Re:Hear hear by john_smith_45678 · · Score: 1

      Rriiiggghtt. You can make up whatever bullshit you want, living in your parent's basement and attending some super-liberal university, about your owning all sorts of companies and so on. Which ones? Why not post your resume? From your earlier comment about sole proprietorships, it's clear you're lying and are very naive.

      You're the one who has "wage-slave" written on your forehead.

    98. Re:Hear hear by john_smith_45678 · · Score: 1

      You say, as an Anonymous Coward. It speaks volumes to the pathetic naivety of slashdot when anti-corporate far-left socialist/communist posts are modded high, and posts debunking their crap are modded low.

    99. Re:Hear hear by john_smith_45678 · · Score: 1

      > It became clear to me belatedly, that running a business is about social responsibility.

      So start a charity to support whatever boneheaded notions of a "good society" you have.

    100. Re:Hear hear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It might be instructive to attempt to remember the reasons why the corporations became legal in the first place, and see if they are still filling a real need in society or if they are permitting members of society to take advantage of the others...

      And as a side note, a friend of mine and I are contemplating incorporating a small business to do medical software. On a "hopeful" initial revenue of a few thousand dollars a year, any lawsuit, frivolous or otherwise, would be devastating -- and it isn't worth losing my home over. I think there is still a place for corporations, but that place should be reevaluated.

    101. Re:Hear hear by Hobobo · · Score: 1

      Why should they pay any? All the profit generated by corporations will end up in the hands of individuals, so the money will be taxed as income. Meanwhile, taxes on corporations restricts growth in the long run and are difficult to enforce.

    102. Re:Hear hear by cosmo7 · · Score: 1

      profit goals for publix corporations are measured by the EBITA number. Earnings before income tax allowance.


      I think you mean EBITDA, Earnings Before Interest, Taxes, Depreciation and Amortization. The idea is that this is the unvarnished amount of money a corporation earns, before it starts its accounting contortions. It's mostly used to guide investors.

    103. Re:Hear hear by cosmo7 · · Score: 1

      You're forgetting tax on dividends of public companies. Corporate earnings (which have been taxed) generate dividends for investors, and are taxed again. Or were in the US, until Bush put an end to it.

      Since most companies like to keep their stated earnings as low as possible, it was never that big a deal.

    104. Re:Hear hear by cosmo7 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I earn approximately $92,000, taxed at a rate 48% or $44160. Using your formula for corporations, I am really paying 86.25% in taxes (taxes paid / gross income - expenses or 44160 / 92000 - 408000).

      Unless you live in a very strange country you don't pay 48% of your income in tax. Most income tax systems are progressive, so you pay tax in bands, paying 48% only on the top band of your income. You can also deduct items from your income according to your circumstances.

    105. Re:Hear hear by djchristensen · · Score: 1


      Any why should a corporation pay any taxes. ... The corporation just acts as a "pass-thru" entity.

      One case I can see where a "corporation" should pay taxes (notwithstanding the arguments from IgnoramousMaximus) is when that corporation's income is being spent on something that does not generate any other tax revenue, such as off-shored workers.

      Someone else suggested that corps should pay taxes on these otherwise written-off expenses, and I agree. Tax that money at a rate that would be equivalent to the average tax rate that would have been paid by US-based employees earning that income. It might help to level the global playing field a little (but I'm not an economist, and even if I was, I'd probably not fully understand all the issues involved here).

    106. Re:Hear hear by thomasa · · Score: 1

      I would agree with this as long as
      corporations did not have any 1st
      amendment rights and could not give
      any money to causes or politicians.

    107. Re:Hear hear by IgnoramusMaximus · · Score: 1
      Spoken like a true capitalist.

      Yes it was. Your problem simply comes from a common (very very common these days) mis-understanding of what capitalism is. I dont blame you since the powers at the helm of the western societies are doing their darnest to pervert the ideal beyond recognition. Someone familiar with Adam Smith's work once said that one could contrast his idea of capitalism as "writings of a gentle, compassionate phillosopher who laboured to harness miserable human failings for the progerss of mankind" to "chimpanzee screams" that seem to have become the current definition emanating (primarilly) from the USA. Capitalism is a great thing. We cannot change the way people are, so instead we created conditions whereby their vices can be turned to do good. This is a masterpiece of thinking and it should be admired for its cleverness.

      German people that he could create more wealth, provide better medical care, raise the standard of living,

      He indeed promised all of those things and what he meant is that he would achieve them all via granting the wealthiests of Germany's capitalists urparallelled priviledges, including slave labour. Hitler was a fascist and if you look that name in a dictionary you will find that it is defined as "collusion of big business and government". While I can think of great evils being commited in the name of Communism and also religions of all sorts, giving Hitler's Germany as axample of non-capitalist excesses is a bit amusing.

      When you think things through, you will eventually understand that root of all sorts of evils in our societies can traced to concentration of wealth and power. Nothing is more prominent as an example of most outrageous of these excesses as a modern pan-national corporation.

    108. Re:Hear hear by IgnoramusMaximus · · Score: 1
      So start a charity to support whatever boneheaded notions of a "good society" you have.

      My vision of a good society is the one where people like you dont get their way. With all the problems western capitalist societies have as it is, we must be doing something right since you do appear to be utterly frustrated. I draw great comfort from that.

    109. Re:Hear hear by IgnoramusMaximus · · Score: 1
      Which ones? Why not post your resume?

      Yes and I will invite hordes of Rush Limbaugh and Ann Cutler followers to mail bomb or better yet visit my company. You cannot seriously think that ruse is going work. The reason I post here on slashdot under pseudonym is because I do not wish to be dealing with bald-shaven, tatooed, shotgun waving adherent of some of the policies that somehow always accompany the call to unfeathered corporate power and removal of elected government (because its a monopoly, you know).

      You're the one who has "wage-slave" written on your forehead.

      Since I am unwilling to confront you in some parking lot, I will just have to take comfort in the simple pleasure of knowing that you are, oh so uterly, uterrly wrong on that.

    110. Re:Hear hear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Corporations are purely artificial creations. Since they do not exist in a state of nature, any attributes they have, including any rights or freedoms, can only be artificially granted to them.

    111. Re:Hear hear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The reason we keep saying that there was a connection between Iraq and Alquada is because there was a connection between Iraq and Alquada."
      - Corprate Biatch a.k.a Bush Jr.

      STFU already.

    112. Re:Hear hear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Corporations are going to rip off everything in sight whether Kerry or Bush wins. They're both full memebers of the Corporate Party.

      It was when we had a Democratic President that 60% of corporations paid no taxes, and most of the rest paid almost none. It was when we had a Democratic President Enron prospered. It was when we had a Democratic President that the WorldCom scam happened. It was when we had a Democratic President that the Iraq Liberation Act was passed. It was when we had a Democratic President that the Sonny Bono Copyright Extension was passed. It was when we had a Democratic President the DMCA passed. It was when we had a Democratic President the Defense of Marriage Act passed. It was when we had a Democratic President we bombed an aspirin factory in Sudan and the Chineese Embassy in Belgrade.

      Kerry or Bush, the corporations have already won the election this year. Don't kid yourself that there's actually a choice.

      Maybe, just maybe, if the Democrats lose again, the party can be pried free from corporate interests. Maybe, just maybe, after four more years of Bush a real progressive alternative can be advanced. Maybe it'll take longer.

      But the only way to save the country is to stop pretending that the Democrats, as currently constituted, will do anything other than feed us to the corporations just a little bit slower.

    113. Re:Hear hear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you have it just about right. I applaud your thought process and conclusions. I think your detractor is the one who is brainwashed!

    114. Re:Hear hear by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      We the people of the United States must do everything that we can to throw away the Electoral College, and replace it with proportional voting ("instant runoff"). Then we can each pick our top 3 (or 10, or n) choices, and find the highest scorer which represents consensus. Even if no one's #1 wins, if most everyone's #2 wins, we'll get representation. Until then, we're just a detail to be paid for, with the real corporate constituents getting to define the agenda, the candidates, and all the choices. And to pick the lesser threat - which this year (typically) happens to be the Democrat: John Kerry.

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    115. Re:Hear hear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      as the tax increase is a corporate income tax, it is very easy to see how it can apply to levis and not it competitors. Lets raise the top bracket corporate income tax. Hey, guess what, levis might fall into that bracket and its smaller competitors do not. Or better yet, any company that manufactures outside of the US gains a corporate income tax. Yes, there are companies that still reside only in the US though they are usually small. Guess what, this means they are also exempt. Its actually very easy to see this happening especially when we aren:t talking about a sales tax, which would effect everyone adn depending on the type, would still have the effect listed.

      for you, an example of the sales tax. Lets tax all denim. As denim is a major part of levis sales, then it is greatly hurt by this tax but dockers, which doesnt sell denim to near the extent of levis is not hurt nearly as much by this tax and they can most likely keep prices down and remain profitable while levis cannot absorb the loss and must raise prices to compensate or suffer large losses in the profit margin. People, equally to switching to a new a graphics card, can switch to a different kind of pants, say dockers Khakis. Well, its analgous. The entire corporate income tax increase cannot be passed on to consumers and some of it must be absorbed in profit losses or sales would drop much too far.

      I:m sorry about the ambiguiity in my first post, as an econ major, I forget such hand holding is necessary:). and before I`m told, I`m typing on a japanese keyboard that I suck at so my punctuation is terrible.

      equally for graphics cards, we could give a tax break to those companies that make both graphics cards and motherboards. This tax break that would go mainly to Nvidia would be equivalent but opposite in its effect to Nvidia and still hurt Ati as to stay competitive price wise, they would have to drop prices and absord losses. I hope this clears it up.

      gordo3000, still to lazy to log in

    116. Re:Hear hear by blane.bramble · · Score: 1

      You're forgetting tax on dividends of public companies. Corporate earnings (which have been taxed) generate dividends for investors, and are taxed again. Or were in the US, until Bush put an end to it.

      If I recall correctly, a dividend in the UK is taxed at corporate tax rate. This is then applied as a tax credit against the personal tax on the dividend. As the two levels are almost the same, there is no additional taxation to the recipient. This is true for directors dividends, not sure about investors.

    117. Re:Hear hear by Matrix272 · · Score: 1

      While I can think of great evils being commited in the name of Communism and also religions of all sorts, giving Hitler's Germany as axample of non-capitalist excesses is a bit amusing.

      One of the fundamental bases for capitalism is free society. Unless people are given a society which promotes personal responsibility and rewards achievement (which WWII-era Germany did not), a free market cannot survive, let alone thrive. Capitalism requires a free market. Good attempt at contrasting Germany in the light of capitalism though. Points for effort. However, you've just shown a true lack of understanding for the fundamentals of capitalism.

      When you think things through, you will eventually understand that root of all sorts of evils in our societies can traced to concentration of wealth and power. Nothing is more prominent as an example of most outrageous of these excesses as a modern pan-national corporation.

      Wealth and power have always, and will always concentrate around a small group of people, no matter what kind of social-economic system there is in place. Wealth will always be concentrated in a group of people because a certain number of people will always be more motivated to excel than the rest. Power will always be concentrated in a group of people because all societies require leaders to make important decisions. Wealth and Power generally are concentrated around those that are motivated and show leadership abilities (note that leadership doesn't always require intelligence).

      As far as your charge that modern corporations are the cause of most evils, it's ridiculous and self-serving. It's fairly evident that your true motivation for preaching your anti-corporation sentiments is jealousy. If you were half as motivated to practicing capitalism as you are to preaching how "perverted" the modern view of capitalism is, you could do more good to society than some of the most successful people in history.

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    118. Re:Hear hear by IgnoramusMaximus · · Score: 1
      Capitalism requires a free market.

      Thats true. However you failed to note that Germany of the 30's was in fact a free market economy, and it did suffer the effects of the Great Depression, that is one of the reasons Hitler came to power. The capitalists at the time backed him up. And while its true that Germany ceased to be a free market economy shortly afterwards, the people who were at the helm of the change were the top capitalists of the country. History bites and you just seem to selectively ignore its lessons.

      Wealth and Power generally are concentrated around those that are motivated and show leadership abilities...number of people will always be more motivated...jealousy... not motivated

      While it is true that political power is likely to be concentrated (temporarilly pending re-election) around some individuals, excessive concentration of wealth is not good for anyone. This is probably hopelessly lost on you, since you seem to be a victim of the modern twist on the "capitalism-as-religion" education. Christians believe that virtuous will go to heaven, you do believe that motivated will become super-wealthy. Sinners to hell, lazy to poverty etc. I have news for you, while there is colleration between skill and motivation and wealth in some instances, heredity, social standing at birth but more importantly blind luck have far more to do with it then anything else. The fact that you do not grasp this shows that you do live in some sort of fantasy world which has little to do with how this planet operates.

      Capitalism as I repeated many times, is the the theory that developed (in 19th century) as an alternative to other socio-economic theories such as the one by Marx. It can only be analysed in that context. It was meant as a means to move society forward while acknowledging (unlike Marx) that most people will remain ignorant, greedy and selfish. It was to be self-balancing in design whereby the concentration of wealth is counter-balanced by ruthless but fair competition. In capitalism (contrary to its name) not a capitalist but a consumer is the king. At least that is how Adam Smith had planned it.

      Like communism however, some people thought it was a great idea to use this system with some "modifications" to make sure they came permanently on top. Just like Marx have never intended for the USSR to come to being, Adam Smith would be aghast at the modern pan-national corporation because its power has sooo long ago removed the checks and balances he so painstakingly inserted into his system.

      I am growing real tired of explaining the purpose of this delicate clock full of exquisite gears that Adam Smith has created to those who are brandishing it around as a hammer to drive nails into walls and claim that it is they who truly understand. I am just jeallous of their new hammer, thats all.

    119. Re:Hear hear by john_smith_45678 · · Score: 1

      LOL, typical socialist - you don't care what others do as long as it's MANDATORY. I'm not worried, my fellow Republicans are plenty.

      Your delight in trying to impose your miserable will on others - you're obviously a sociopath. Get a life and stop posting utter crap and lies here.

    120. Re:Hear hear by john_smith_45678 · · Score: 1

      Coward.

    121. Re:Hear hear by IgnoramusMaximus · · Score: 1
      you're obviously a sociopath

      Oh yes, and I pull wings off of flies in my spare time. That is if I get any spare time when I am not imposing my will on others here on Slashdot with my mighty keyboard. In case you haven't noticed I do reply to you in these ways because it is you who is abrasive, arrogant and display my-way-or-the-high-way attitude without actually bothering to prove your points. Oh, and look up the definition of "sociopath" one of these days. It would help a bit if you were to insult people with words you actually understood.

    122. Re:Hear hear by IgnoramusMaximus · · Score: 1
      Coward

      Spoken like a true, courageous, having nothing to lose Slashdotter with his home address, phone number and mugshot in his Slashdot journal... oh, wait!

    123. Re:Hear hear by dfghjk · · Score: 1

      I would like it to be 0%. After all, it's the corporation's customers that actually pay those taxes. That's you and me, only apparently you don't know it.

      What we should all really want to know is how much of what we earn ends up in the government's pocket. I doubt anyone in government wants that to happen.

    124. Re:Hear hear by john_smith_45678 · · Score: 1

      Wow, your ignorance is astounding. Hopefully you'll leave your parents' basement and the ultra-liberal university soon.

    125. Re:Hear hear by john_smith_45678 · · Score: 1

      Wow, you're a hypocrite too! Just like all liberals.

    126. Re:Hear hear by IgnoramusMaximus · · Score: 1
      hypocrite, \Hyp"o*crite\ [n] a person who professes beliefs and opinions that they do not hold

      Hmm, as someone for example who demands for others to reveal their identity while he himself is hiding behind an alias. Was it not you who demanded that I give you my name and address and then (surprise here) it turned out that you are hiding behind your Slashdot alias. While dispensing labels like "coward" to others. Just like any arrogant, self-richeous, right-wing buffoon, would.

    127. Re:Hear hear by Matrix272 · · Score: 1

      I have news for you, while there is colleration between skill and motivation and wealth in some instances, heredity, social standing at birth but more importantly blind luck have far more to do with it then anything else.

      You just summed up your belief structure completely. If you want to believe that blind luck has more to do with being successful than hard work, motivation, intelligence, and/or innovation, be my guest. After all, THAT is the mindset that's polluting our culture. If you believe that all wealth is acculumated solely based on luck, then those who are wealthy are no more deserving of that wealth than you are. The idea that nobody that IS wealthy DESERVES to be wealthy is one of the primary motivations for socialism (if nobody DESERVES to be wealthy, then nobody SHOULD be wealthy). Congratulations on the first step towards Socialism / Communism.

      Now, I can name dozens of billionaires who have made their wealth by using the free market to their advantage, or conversely, inherited their wealth, but continue to use it in the same basic manner that made their parents wealth. How many can you name that came to wealth completely by blind luck? It might be good to point out that over 90% of lottery winners waste their winnings away and within 5 years are back to the same old job.

      --
      "It's better to have a gun and not need it than need a gun and not have it." ~ Christian Slater, True Romance
    128. Re:Hear hear by IgnoramusMaximus · · Score: 1
      The idea that nobody that IS wealthy DESERVES to be wealthy is one of the primary motivations for socialism (if nobody DESERVES to be wealthy, then nobody SHOULD be wealthy).

      Not at all. It is a question of degrees on the scale. On one hand you have the capitalism-as-religion whereby everyone is somehow deserving of their wealth (if not from skill or dedication then becasue God willed so) and on the other extreme, communists who believe that noone is deserving to be ahead of anyone else. I fall into the mid-range of the scale, I believe that there are indeed many people who are deserving, but equal or maybe even greater number does not. I base it on my personal empirical experience with wealthy people who for the most part are ignorant, far lazier then those who work for them and on top of that if it were not for those employees they would have indeed blown off all their fortune on some idiotic snake-oil-get-richer-yet-quick scheme. It is their social position at the start of their lives that grants them the ability to stay on top. Contracts their parents made, deals that noone can get anymore etc.

      Are there new eager, dedicated people becoming wealthy? Of course. Problem is, out of 1000 similarly dedicated and skilled, one will get anywhere. Just like those turtles out in the tropics racing to water's edge through the gauntlet of seagulls, skill and more importantly dedication matters far less then the ghust of wind that made the segull miss the one next to you.

      Your problem is that you seek a black/white, foolproof, absolute solutions to problems that have none.

      Religions are meant to address these unfair ways of life and as I already said, some find capitalism, the religion of choice. Unfortunately for them, it is a mere (albeit wisely designed) socio-economical theory meant to move the society forward despite of all the nonsense that people are prone to. In capitalism, it does not matter that fools are rich, because sooner or later, they are parted from their money. The process takes a loong time, longer the wealthier they are, but it happens. Unfortunately that works only in an actual capitalist society whereby one of its fundamental forces: competition is penalizing fools and rewarding the clever. In this perversion we have today, competition is no longer a powerful force. Mega-corps have moved from competition in the market place into law making and war-mongering. Adam Smith in his design knew that extensive concentration of wealth will ruin the system so that is why he kept insisting on "free markets" devoid of ways where one can achieve position that is protected by things other then one's ability to compete.

      Note that despite of this, capitalism does not apply to all aspects of life, for example some argue that things like basic medical services, education are beyond the scope. As well as things that are not capable of being "private property" (another tennent of the system) like, for example information.

      but continue to use it in the same basic manner that made their parents wealth. How many can you name that came to wealth completely by blind luck?

      Inheretance is the very definition of blind luck, unless you believe that virtuous lign up in a different queue to be born in the right circumstances. You are offering as proof of their cleverness the facts that such people can afford for others to manage their fortunes while they party and they are not utter and complete morons that can blow 100 milions on tips at a strip bar. So in your way of thinking, I would be right only if every single rich kid, turned out to have an IQ lesser then their shoe size and proceeded to buy 1000 pink RollsRoyces at the minute he turns 18? All he has to do is not spend more then the trust funds and companies his father set-up, which are run by professionals, generate. Many, who are in such exquisite circumstances are worshipped by star-sruck people (you probably can count yourself in there) and are indeed coached to

    129. Re:Hear hear by john_smith_45678 · · Score: 1

      Typical liberal - tap-dances, plays coy, tries to squirm, evade. Go crawl back under your rock you spineless coward.

    130. Re:Hear hear by DarkGamer · · Score: 1

      It's a tricky thing... essentially, if you bill people for things or are an independant contractor (given a 1099 tax form by your employer) then you are a business and can write things off... if you get 1040, well then you can write off bupkis...

      the employees get the short end of the stick and the heavy end of the burden. In exchange, businesses get the hassle of filing to the IRS quarterly instead of annually.

  17. Funny he should ask by ky11x · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Reading this interview just made me realize how much I dislike Dell.

    Dell CEO: So what? Did customers benefit? Did employees benefit? Did shareholders benefit?

    Funny he should ask that question of HP/Compaq. I could ask the same question of him and Dell's activities over the last two years. Quality has plunged across the line. The Inspiron series is now a joke. I've yet to meet a single customer of those laptops who did not have a problem within the first year (failed hard drive, fried motherboard, you name it). Outsourcing of support has made it impossible to get problems resolved in an efficient/competent manner. Who's benefitting? Not the customers, not the employees, and if they keep this up, people will stop buying Dells and the shareholders don't benefit either.

    Obsolescence and just wearing out. You have to upgrade your PCs. You have to do that at some point in time because they just fall apart. They don't last forever.

    Glad that he's so honest. Sorry, the ThinkPads I own do NOT just "wear out" within a year -- six years now and my ThinkPad still works great. I wish I can just shake all the companies that are buying Dells and tell them to wake up. This is a company that is deliberately building crappy products that fall apart in six months because their business model is to automatically "wear out" their machines so you can buy again. God, Dell makes my blood boil.

    Yeah. They're selling very well. Absolutely. Because you all want them.

    Please don't use "you all" as if you really are born around here. You are no more entitled to say this than Kerry's wife is entitled to say she's an "African American."

    (Chief information officers) were holding some of these things with duct tape because they have been around for so long.

    No. It's because you built them so poorly. Again, my company's Compaqs and IBMs are NOT wearing out. Only Dells. Guess who we are NOT buying from again?

    o, I can't comment on that. But I can tell you, categorically, we're not going to buy Sun. There's just no strategic reason to be doing that.

    Thank God. I never want Dell anywhere near a company with some real integrity and solid products.

    1. Re:Funny he should ask by EvilLordSoth · · Score: 1

      The Inspiron series is now a joke. I've yet to meet a single customer of those laptops who did not have a problem within the first year (failed hard drive, fried motherboard, you name it). Hey nice to meet you. Outsourcing of support has made it impossible to get problems resolved in an efficient/competent manner. Seriously, how many times has calling support helped you ? Almost every time I try and call support I can never talk to someone who has nearly as much of a clue as me anyway, I'll check for information on the internet, and if I can't figure it out from that I'll call support. They'll be unhelpful, and I'll check the internet again until its fixed. Like it really matters if you're talking to a dumb Indian or a dumb Indianian (someone from Indiana). A fucking moron is a fucking moron. Lata

    2. Re:Funny he should ask by Cecil · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I agree with all the rest of your post, but what the hell? Did you misread this line or something?

      Yeah. They're selling very well. Absolutely. Because you all want them.

      ---

      Please don't use "you all" as if you really are born around here.


      What? I don't know what nationality you are, or where you mean by "around here". I can see an American perhaps taking credit for "y'all" (although personally I consider it an embarassment). But "you all" is just two arbitrary English words next to each other in a sentence. How can anyone claim it? Is it no longer allowed to say "Wow, you all came to my birthday party! Thanks!"

      I'm Canadian, and while we are proud of our "Eh?" we don't claim exclusive rights to it.

    3. Re:Funny he should ask by -noefordeg- · · Score: 0

      "I've yet to meet a single customer of those laptops who did not have a problem within the first year"

      You are actually quite right there... I got a brand new Inspiron 8200, with 1600x1200 lcd, 768mb, 60gb HD, cd-writer and dvd-rom almost two years ago. It was worth a small fortune that time. But only after a month the harddrive and the cd-writer broke.
      I'm still not sure about why the broke, but me, playing Counter-Strike on the computer, getting all worked up, and slamming my fist into the keyboard (as I usually do with ordinary keyboards) might have something to do with it. It's actually -not- a good idea punching you laptop keyboard!

      Anyway, Dell sent a serviceman the next day who installed a new harddrive and cd-writer. I can't say anything less than that Dell kicks ass.
      Seriously. This Dell laptop is the best computer I've ever had. Even tho it costed a small fortune at the time of buying, it was only a few hundred dollars more expensive than buying a similar laptop from the cheapest computer stores in Norway. Stores which service don't even come close to next-day onsite support and it's like.

      My gaming pc is a stock built Dell Dimension, and it's just very good.

      These Dell's with Windows XP is just rock stable. No crashes or anything.

      As for IBM, the only machines I've seen have been so ugly that I wouldn't accept one if it was offered to me for free. But then again, that seems to be IBMs 'thing' for the last few decades. Make everything so ugly that people won't ever mistake it for anything else than some work-related equipment.

    4. Re:Funny he should ask by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      I'm Canadian, and while we are proud of our "Eh?" we don't claim exclusive rights to it.

      No doot aboot it! I've never met an unfriendly Canandian, with the exception of when we were passing through customs along the North Dakota border. I think you guys must send all the crabby people there. When the girl at the customs both said to me, "so you're going fishing, eh?" I said "eh" back to her. Big mistake. They pulled our SUV over and searched it for about an hour. Good thing I didn't say "no doot aboot it" or I probably would have been cavity searched.

    5. Re:Funny he should ask by killjoe · · Score: 1

      Bah. You had it coming and you know it.

      --
      evil is as evil does
    6. Re:Funny he should ask by Ibanez · · Score: 0

      You can really say all you want about Dell quality and such, but you'd be wrong.

      You make it seem like you deal with a lot of people who have Dell's. Well, you don't. I do. Everyday.

      Admittedly, I work for Dell. So the first thing someone is going to think is "Well of course you defend them, you work there!" Yeah, but you won't ever see a Dell touch my desk. I'm an Apple fanboy here. Ever since I was about three years old. I only work there cause its an easy job, decent pay, and I'm in school. There are a lot of things I dislike about Dell. Of course, being employed there, I won't go into it.

      But I deal with many more Dell customers than you do. And I don't hear of any of the problems you're talking about. Of course I have all my college friends who have gotten Dell's. They don't have any problems either. Now, the ones that have Compaq's...well, I won't go there.

      One of Dell's main focuses is customer retention. And they have industry high (And I'm talking consumer level) retention, over 50% last I heard. That's pretty good with goods approaching commodity status. You don't get that by selling products that fail in a year.

      I hear from employees of companies that use Dell's, and most of them have three, four year old laptops that run perfectly for them. The Dell's certainly look better than most competitors products, but of course you'll laugh that off. Cause you know, looks don't matter, right Apple?

      Ibanez

    7. Re:Funny he should ask by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please don't use "you all" as if you really are born around here. You are no more entitled to say this than Kerry's wife is entitled to say she's an "African American.

      .. eh.. where exactly is "around here" ?
      .. and AFAIK, Kerry's wife is an african american - she just happens to be a white african american.

    8. Re:Funny he should ask by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Compaq? those are the worst machines ever. Atleast dell doesn't make it policy to solder their cards onto their boards. In addition dell gives away the drivers for both XP AND 2k, unlike Compaq/HP which just give you a recovery CD, (so as to prevent someone from using their own copy of an operating system, rather than updating at the point of purchase.) Dell machines are easier to open, nicer inside, closer to retail parts than compaq oem, better looking, and all of the dells i own run perfectly fine with linux - didn't even have to tinker or break default packages. (using SuSE) Dell ever sells a few lines of computers that come preloaded with linux so you are exempted from the XP cost. Lets see compaq with that option.

      http://www1.us.dell.com/content/topics/global.as px /alliances/en/linux_products?c=us&cs=22&l=en&s=dfh

    9. Re:Funny he should ask by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bad quality, WTF?

      All the Dells I know have lasted, like, forever.

      Maybe it's a problem particular to laptops, as I've never had one of those. Can't complain about their other machinery though, neither its quality nor its design, which are both very good.

    10. Re:Funny he should ask by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Admittedly, I work for Dell. So the first thing someone is going to think is "Well of course you defend them, you work there!" Yeah, but you won't ever see a Dell touch my desk. I'm an Apple fanboy here.

      If I were you, I'd quit while I'm ahead...

    11. Re:Funny he should ask by shic · · Score: 1

      I've an Inspiron 8200 too - similar spec... though I treat mine with kid-gloves. I've had a hard-disk die after about a year which I replaced myself because I couldn't wait for return-to-base or for an engineer to visit - even if I had paid for that service. Apart from this glitch, I'm very happy with my I-8200... 2 years on and it's still credibly quick, and I'm get to find any laptop or desktop with a screen I prefer. The gripe I had when I bought the 8200 was that the Dell upgrades are comically overpriced... but it is fairly straightforward to find 3rd party suppliers for memory / large disks. I was also miffed to find that Dell wouldn't sell me a wireless card **after promising they would when selling the laptop** as Dell seems to only supply mini-PCI cards to the US but not the UK. Oh, and their online support is pathetic when it comes to documenting how to connect SVGA to a TV... the drivers they supply don't match their instructions and (for some as yet unknown reason) I can't get my Inspiron to display on a TV.

      While overall happy with the 8200, I seriously doubt I will replace it with another Dell when the time comes. The current Inspiron laptops all come with either lower resolution or widescreen displays. While widescreen displays sound a good idea in practice they are more trouble than they are worth. I love the 8200's 1600x1200 because it allows me to display a lot of text using the standard fonts developed when 640x480 was the norm... widescreen deforms these fonts rendering them unreadable...while widescreen offers more pixels, each pixel is far less useful.

      Dell supply cutting edge laptops and frequently for reasonable prices... IMHO, however, their designs today are inferior; their online support is hopeless; they inflate upgrade prices and have utter contempt for their customers.

    12. Re:Funny he should ask by Cecil · · Score: 1

      I've never met an unfriendly Canandian
      You don't know me very well then ;)

      I think you guys must send all the crabby people there.

      Yeah, I think we do, although I couldn't tell you why. They're bastards even to Canadians, though. A friend from the Netherlands came here on a two-week visa that was almost expired when we took him to the states to show him around. Sure, fine, the American border guards don't mind. On his way back in though, they ask the usual, "What's your nationality?" question, "Canadian", "Dutch" is the response. "Can I see your identification please?" Fine, my friend hands over his Dutch passport. "Why did you tell me you're Canadian?" "I didn't, I said I was Dutch." "No you didn't, I heard you say you were Canadian." The guy was convinced we were lying. Long story short, my friend is denied entry to the country, has to stay in the US without his luggage or money, take a bus to the nearest international airport, sell his laptop to be able to afford a plane ticket home.

      I still have his luggage here, I've been too lazy to send it back, and he's never asked for it.

    13. Re:Funny he should ask by Cecil · · Score: 1

      Although, I guess in hindsight, that's really them being bastards to a non-Canadian.

      But I consider it a personal slight against myself. ;)

    14. Re:Funny he should ask by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

      Actually, something you also should point out is that by outsourcing their support, they're hoping you get frustrated while trying to get service from their support center, prompting you to take your computer somewhere else for service.

      By doing that, they have:

      1. Saved money by having Indians perform the support calls.

      2. Saved money by getting you to stop calling.

      3. Saved money by not having to employ as many people to take in, look at, repair, and ship warranty service machines around.

      4. Pissed you off enough that you've taken your computer somewhere else for service, VOIDING THE WARRANTY... DING DING DING.

      It's sad that there are so many companies out there that have the "Screw as many customers as you can as quickly as you can and run with the money" business model, and not more with the "Treat your customers right and make a small profit in order to compete. Give them such a high-qiality product that they come back and refer all of their friends and family" one.

      These freaking companies are so focused on making the money NOW NOW NOW that they can's sit back and wait for the profits to start rushing in. It will happen if you remain focused on the right things.

      A good example of the latter business model is JS Custom PCs (www.jscustompcs.com) in Cincinnati. They take care of their customers, and build high-quality products with three-year warranties on everything. In addition, if you do have warranty issues and you're not local to them, they PAY SHIPPING back to them and PAY SHIPPING back to you. They also service the machine for free, including parts. This is all for three years. They can do that because they use all hardware with three-year warranties. That says something about the quality of the product, too.

      They're growing slowly, but they're really starting to become popular. I'm REALLY glad I found them. That's why I tell everyone about 'em - cuz they're the type of company that Dell/HPaq aren't.

    15. Re:Funny he should ask by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

      SOMEONE works for Dell.

      If you don't, you're in the VAST minority. There are very few satisfied Dell customers, dude.(tm)

    16. Re:Funny he should ask by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

      Seriously.. check out JS Custom PCs (www.jscustompcs.com) - they have a very nice line of products. They're all manufactured in-house (and yay, there's in-house support, too). The owners of the company and the actual techs that build your machines handle the support calls. It's a pretty amszing little company :)

    17. Re:Funny he should ask by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

      Yeah. One of the main focuses is customer retention because when their piece of crap Dell breaks, they want that customer coming back to Dell for the replacement.

      I don't know about anyone else, but when I buy something for a lot of money and it conveniently breaks right after the warranty expires, I don't go back to that same company and prostrate myself before them, begging for another piece of crap.

      I go somewhere else.

      www.jscustompcs.com - that's quality, dude.

    18. Re:Funny he should ask by sindarin2001 · · Score: 1

      I have to agree. Dells do have pretty good quality. I don't work for Dell, but I do work supporting a decent-sized campus that primarily uses Dells. Sure, we see the occassional failure, but not near as many as the grandparent tries to portrey. Personally, I only like 1 laptop out of the Inspiron lineup because all of the others feel like plastic...but that is a very personal decision, my experiences with the others lead me to believe that they are still well built and not shoddy pieces of crap.

    19. Re:Funny he should ask by dfghjk · · Score: 1

      Then what do you do when their piece of crap fails after the warranty expires? Dell's products aren't engineered to fail after the warranty expires any more than anyone else's are (regardless of the fanatical ravings here). Dell manages its costs better than anyone in the industry, and if you knew anything you'd know that support and warranty costs can be very significant. Dell can't succeed with products if the quality is as bad as described here and it would take a fool to believe otherwise.

    20. Re:Funny he should ask by dfghjk · · Score: 1

      I've owned quite a few (>6) Dell laptops over the last 5 years and have never had a quality issue with any of them. This is just lunatic rantings from someone who hates Dell. Dell ships machines in incredible volumes and they'd be out of business in a hurry if they were that bad.

    21. Re:Funny he should ask by shic · · Score: 1
      Hmmm - interesting - but not what I'm looking for. Ignoring the problem that they are in the states and I'm in the UK, their range is not what I'm looking for.
      • Their laptops seem to come with Duron/Celeron/P4 processors - where as I'd prefer an (allegedly P4 beating) P4m or centrino based system.
      • There are no LCDs comparable with my (nearly 2-year-old) UXGA-PLUS 1600x1200 TFT - they have lower resolution screens at the normal ratio or widescreen - which doesn't suit my purposes.
      • Where wi-fi is included it seem to be 802.11b - whereas I've already got 802.11g - I wouldn't want to take a step backwards.
    22. Re:Funny he should ask by shic · · Score: 1

      I didn't mean SVGA I meant SVIDEO...

    23. Re:Funny he should ask by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

      hmm... I don't know what you were looking at, but most of their stuff has higher-end hardware than that. Durons aren't an option as far as I know. I think they refuse to sell them unless you really demand them.

    24. Re:Funny he should ask by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      You don't know me very well then ;)

      Well, I've never meet you. :)

      That sucks about your friend. I would have told the guy to get a copy of the tape (I'm sure they have lots of cameras around the booths) and have it analyzed by somebody who could read lips.

      Oh, and I wasn't including French-Canadians in my origional statement about Canandian friendlyness. With them its probably the other way around: never meet one that wasn't wearing crabby pants.

  18. profits are 500 to 1000 percent!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..in japan.

  19. Memo to Dell CEOs: Mind YOUR business! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Michael Dell was always taking shots at Apple, now this new guy is ripping HP? It's like some kind of inferiority complex with these guys, I swear.

    I guess they just feel a little short in the pants because all Dell does is repackage other people's technology and slap a logo and a low price sticker on it. When everyone else is doing the innovating for you and all you do is shave your prices to run your competitors out of business, the business pretty much runs itself. That must leave a lot of free time to criticize other companies.

    The question I'd like to see these fucks answer in an interview is, "Using only your fingers, can you tell us how many people have traded in an iPod for one of your shitty Digital Jukeboxes?"

    1. Re:Memo to Dell CEOs: Mind YOUR business! by OmniVector · · Score: 1

      man, if i had the points to mod you up..

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      - tristan
    2. Re:Memo to Dell CEOs: Mind YOUR business! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IIRC, the Dell mp3 players are made by Creative. Not bad - but not made by Dell.

    3. Re:Memo to Dell CEOs: Mind YOUR business! by spideyct · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Are you suggesting that Dell was the inventor and exclusive practicer of being critical of their competitors? Seriously? No, seriously, is that what you are suggesting? And you mentioned Apple in the same sentence?

      What is wrong with the DJ? Sure, trading in a working iPod that costs twice as much doesn't make sense. But how is this a knock on the DJ? I'm very happy with mine. Yes, it is a little bigger than the iPod, but I can live with that at almost half the price (DJ 20GB was recently on sale for $225). Functionally it works great.

  20. Fantastic! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'They had a great, profitable printer business before. They still have a great, profitable printer business. Their profits are 70 to 80 percent from the printer business. So that's the area where the profit pool still lives. It's where it lived before. It's where it still is now. So I just ask, what's changed?'

    I had no idea the CEO of Dell was mentally retarded! His 'tardly grasp of Execu-English makes him blend in perfectly! Good for him - climbed all the way to the top and can now play in the executive washroom along with all the other brutally retarded short-bus occupants.

    Executing every last one of these motherfuckers would be too good for them.

  21. There's a video! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Download the video!

    1. Re:There's a video! by incog8723 · · Score: 1

      And obviously it's a training video, because there are no microphones in the scene, and it is in stereo: the interviewer is on the left channel, and the interviewee is on the right. What a cheesey way to do things. :)

  22. Company's brand way too strong by Douglas+Simmons · · Score: 0, Redundant
    I'm interning for a labor union, part of the AFL-CIO. The other day we had a consultant sent in from the head office of the local chapter to our "satelite office" who basically went around showing off his laptop, enticing them to buy it. "Because all the SEIU offices are buying from Dell," he said, "we have a great wholesale deal and I can get you this baby for only two grand. Watch me double click this and look how fast that pops up! Top of the line!"

    I asked for him to list the specs: 1.8GHz, 14", 512MB, "Dell's guaranteed customer support," etc. I fired up pricewatch, told it to list 1.8GHz laptops with Windows installed (argh), and I'm looking at the same machine for $550. The ram was only 128, but pricewatch is listing 512 laptop chips starting at $50.

    So I interject that even without some "wholesale deal" I could save them $1400 per laptop, but the consultant douche jumps in saying "Well you could save a few bucks buying from some no-name chopshop or you could get the peace-of-mind that buying from a trustworthy company that Dell offers."

    My point is that a brand shouldn't be this powerful. Yeah maybe they'll send you a new machine if you step on it or whatever but you could work out similar deals with the little guys. But god damn, we're just going to drop hundreds of members' total dues for the year without shopping around??

    Detecting a wall of office politics, as a lowly intern I backed off to choose my battles more carefully. After all, as far as the guys in my office were concerned, the two grand a unit wasn't coming out of some Christmas bonus fund or anything else that could affect them. My question is, in the interests of keeping our markets more effecient and increasing the flow of stuff being spread to consumers, shouldn't the government subsidize heavy promotion of pricewatch.com?

    1. Re:Company's brand way too strong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I kinda doubt yer Pricewatch Special was in the same size/weight class as the Dell for that sort of price disparity. 10 lbs laptops are cheap because nobody wants to use them.

      (Also, I've never seen a no-name laptop that wasn't complete garbage. But a lot of Dells are garbage too.)

    2. Re:Company's brand way too strong by lewp · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Dell laptops by and large are shit, but compared to a machine you found on Pricewatch it's likely built like a tank.

      PC components are generally cheap enough that you can get away, to a certain degree, with buying crap. Laptops, due to their integrated nature, the extra abuse they take, and the difficulty of obtaining and installing replacement parts are not so forgiving.

      You should be spending well over a grand for any sort of decent machine that's new. You probably shouldn't be buying a Dell (of course I know people who swear by them), but don't buy some generic piece of crap either.

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    3. Re:Company's brand way too strong by evilviper · · Score: 1
      (of course I know people who swear by them)

      In any market, there is going to be a certain percentage of people who have never had problems with a product, and a certain percentage of people who have had nothing but problems with a product. I don't like to call it luck, but that's nearly what it ammounts to... The lucky, the unlucky, and the middle.

      That's why there are people who never had any problems with their IOmega zip drives... That's why there are people who worship certain junk brands (NEC, Lite-On, etc).
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    4. Re:Company's brand way too strong by Ibanez · · Score: 5, Interesting

      You're right, you should choose your battles carefully!

      There's a bit of a difference between 1.8 Ghz Celeron notebooks and 1.8 Ghz Pentium M processors.

      Dell doesn't offer a 1.8 Ghz laptop with a Celeron processor. What you were looking at is this:

      Dell

      Go look on Pricewatch:

      1.8 Ghz Celeron Notebooks starting at $800.
      1.8 Ghz Pentium M Notebooks starting at $1700.

      Where are my mod points when I'm forced to defend a company I don't particularly care for against trolls...?

      Ibanez

    5. Re:Company's brand way too strong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Your prices are a bit off but the point is valid.

      If anything buy from IBM. Their thinkpads are rock solid and will at minimum save you $300 per laptop if you're smart enough to *not* buy IBM direct.

      We dropped Dell laptops after one sales cycle. Servers are gone as well. We started going with HP and are very satisfied with the quality of parts and service response time on major issues. Dell is dropping the ball and this article just goes to show they are worried about HP now. Why would they start flinging FUD at them if HP didn't matter?

    6. Re:Company's brand way too strong by gtada · · Score: 2, Interesting

      $550 versus $1400 for a 1.8 GHz, 14" LCD, 512 MB RAM laptop? The difference in price looks a little hard to believe. Did you check to see if that's a barebones system on Pricewatch? I clicked on quite a few of the links that were listed under "Windows Installed", and most of them were configurator pages (where you still had to pay extra for Windows). $550 was the base price, and it was *possible* to configure the machine as you listed, but they were not selling the configuration you stated for that price.

      Don't get me wrong... I've seen plenty of crapola Dell laptops, but I think you didn't check out the actual deals thoroughly enough. I will say that the ads were definitely misleading. It's okay, you're still an intern. ;)

  23. Tell Dell seems interesting by aardwolf204 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This interview was especially interesting, and I'm usually one to read a hardware review over a CEO interview any day. Its amazing to see how dells business has grown and spread out over the last few years. I think they're corporate image and branding have had a lot to do with it.

    When I think "HP" the first thing that comes to mind is "Printers". When I think "HP PCs" the first thing that comes to mind is "junk". Now when I think of dell I think of a reputable company, I think of laptops, desktops, servers, handhelds, printers. I think of solid machines that work very well, last a long time, and are a plesure to work ok (I love the screwless entry and layout of the Deminsion Desktops). My great experience with dell desktops and servers makes dell a good choice for a pocket pc or printer in my view.

    My company primaraly buys dell. We have a Dell NT4 server thats been in the company for 7 years now and its still ticking. Its not as easy to get inside of as the desktop workstations but I've actually never had to open it up to replace anything. We had a different CEO a few years ago that was a Gateway fanboy. A couple of gateway laptops were ordered but have since broken down. The feeling around the office when it comes to hardware is, "just go to dell". I know it seems like the "nobody ever got fired for buying microsoft" thing but the bad experiences with gateway and the solid ones with dell have really impacted our thinking when it comes to hardware

    I thought the "Tell Dell" part of the interview was especially interesting. Twice a year dell gives the employees a way to speak their mind about their boss and it directly effects their bonus, and this goes all the way to the top. I think that is a wonderful way to give employees a sense of belonging. It gives lets them know that they have a say in the way the company operates. The company I work for does employee performance reviews twice a year. Its like the same thing dell does but the other way around. Now considering the fact that my company is small in comparison (100-150 employees) I'm not sure something like "tell dell" would work in my company. There are tons of things I could say about how my CIO "doesnt get it" (but then again I'm thinking like an engineer not a manager), but saying them on paper and turning that in to my boss is a completely different story.

    Does anyone else hear work for a company that does performance reviews, or boss reviews? I'd like to hear some testimony, and this has really intreged me so I'm wondering if something like this would work in a small company like the one I work for.

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    1. Re:Tell Dell seems interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      HP does yearly "management evaluations". They call them the "voice of the workforce", or "the VOW", and they send out cheesy e-mails that say "Take the VOW!". A month or two after the surveys the anonymous results are handed out and the managers go over them. At a certain level of management there has to be a set number of responses before they can get the report -- so if you're a manager with one or two people reporting to you, you won't be getting any results -- they'll be handed to YOUR manager. They may or may not be tied to pay at the management level; I'm not in management so I'm not sure. But I think they at least take a good stab at using them to make positive changes in the workplace.

    2. Re:Tell Dell seems interesting by Trillan · · Score: 1

      Oddly, having years of working with the damn things, the first thing that comes to my mind when I hear "HP" is "crappy printers."

      Whether its bugs in the drivers -- and I've had to code around a lot of them -- or "optimizations" like Quick Layout, or just paper trays breaking or jams, I've never had a good experience with an HP printer.

    3. Re:Tell Dell seems interesting by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

      I have had nothing but pain with their inkjets. Some of their older laserjets however were very good. Built like a tank.

    4. Re:Tell Dell seems interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We had a different CEO a few years ago that was a Gateway fanboy. A couple of gateway laptops were ordered but have since broken down. The feeling around the office when it comes to hardware is, "just go to dell".

      Our experience with Dell laptops is similar. After the third Dell laptop in 2 years, my boss decided to try a Thinkpad. This is not to disparage their desktops, which we still order and use on a regular basis.

      The feeling around our office when it comes to Dell laptops is, "Just go to hell!"

    5. Re:Tell Dell seems interesting by proxima · · Score: 1

      I think of solid machines that work very well, last a long time, and are a plesure to work ok (I love the screwless entry and layout of the Deminsion Desktops).

      1.) The layout of the Dell Precision 520/620/etc workstations (beige box) is the absolute worst case I've had to work with since touching Packard Bells back in the day. For those who've never seen this case, it's an incredibly heavy and large case that nonetheless is very cramped inside. All the hard drives are contained in a removable bay, which requires removing the front panel to get at. There is no way in the default setup to take out the bay without unplugging each and every one of the drives, both power and SCSI cable.

      In addition, to remove or replace the video card one has to unscrew this, I kid you not, spring loaded bar across the video card. Getting a replacement in is a two person job.

      2.) This bug: https://bugzilla.redhat.com/bugzilla/show_bug.cgi? id=92129
      affects PowerEdge 2650s (with Perc 3/Di RAID cards) running Linux seemingly at random. Though not entirely a Dell problem (it's basically an Adaptec problem), the combination of Adaptec, RedHat, and Dell not coming up with guaranteed fixes for this critical problem in more than a year is distressing.

      All manufacturers have their problems, their strength showing by how quickly they fix them. That terrible case design lasted through too many revisions of Precision workstations, and this SCSI lockup problem has no universally confirmed fix.

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    6. Re:Tell Dell seems interesting by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

      How about working for a small company that treats its customers right, as well as its employees?

      How about a small company where if you have a problem, you go right to the boss man himself (the OWNER) and talk to him about it?

      How about a company where they care just as much about keeping quality employees around in-house (not offshore) as keeping customers happy by treating them like they actually matter, not like a line item on a budgeting sheet?

    7. Re:Tell Dell seems interesting by aardwolf204 · · Score: 1

      I agree a bit about those cases, they are *way* too heavy, and removing the HDDs is kinda a pain but the metal bar across the video card is really no big deal. My biggest complaints with these boxes it truly their weight.

      We just got the new dimension 4600's in and they're a lot lighter and easier to work on, but for some reason the HDD will vibrate on the case in the front making the most obnoxious sound sometimes.

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  24. Another Skull & Bones Society? by Bill_Royle · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Darl McBride, SCO - from Brigham Young University.

    Kevin Rollins, Dell - from Brigham Young University.

    Coincidence? I think not!

    Now - where did I put that tinfoil hat?

    1. Re:Another Skull & Bones Society? by gblues · · Score: 1

      They don't call it "Bring 'em Young" for nothing.

      Nathan

    2. Re:Another Skull & Bones Society? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Breed 'em Young University" as it says on my t-shirt.

  25. why branding is taking off by proj_2501 · · Score: 1

    the advertising business keeps shrinking. they want to stay alive, so they push the art of selling even further than it should ever go.

  26. The Compaq merge had nothing to do with technology by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 5, Interesting
    It had to do with 2 things (a Close Friend works at HP, so I get to hear things...)

    1. Carly Got Paid. She wanted to make a few million and shore up her shaky position with the board. She got both wishes.

    2. COMPAQ PAY CURVES

    Compaq paid their people less, gave them fewer benefits, and shorter vacation. By applying Compaq Pay Curves, most of the people at HP suddenly found themselves at the top of their pay curve. They won't get a raise for decades. On top of that, if you were getting 5 weeks vacation because you had slaved for HP for 15 years, you now only get 4, thanks to the adoption ofthe Compaq HR regs. There was a whole raft of HR changes in HP that saved the company hundreds of millions of dollars on an ongoing basis. So not only did it chop X jillion bucks off their expenses this year, they wouldn't see it coming back the next.

    Those left stateside who are not in management and not outsourced, are doing the work of three or four people.

    This is NOT a sustainable situation and it is going to come crashing down in fairly short order.

    Carly's HP is a disaster. She led Lucent gliding into a death spiral, and she's going to sink HP. And weep all the way to the bank. Plutocratic leeches like her must be stopped.

    RS

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  27. Mod parent troll, please... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    and take away all mod privileges PERMANENTLY FROM THE MODERATOR WHO MODDED IT INFORMATIVE.

    Dear lameness filter: I AM shouting, goddam it!

    1. Re:Mod parent troll, please... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like someone had to reboot their computer after clicking on a very well hidden last measure link.

  28. Crap, for the most part. by syberanarchy · · Score: 0, Troll
    I've owned 3 computers in my admittedly short lifespan. The one right now is a custom built, near top of the line beast that I put together with my own 2 hands.

    The first two were Compaqs, and they are trash.

    See, these computers had the cheapest possible parts in them. I had bought a 700 mhz PC right around the time that 1ghz was looking a-fucking-mazing.

    Years later, after I learned how to build the damn things, I picked apart the old machine for scrap - not only was the chip locked in some sort of megavault/heatsink to avoid swapping; but they actually screwed me out of 10 gb of space - I had ordered 40 gb, they gave me 30.

    My biggest complaint, however, is that the tech support people were the rudest, most arrogant assholes this side of Slashdot.(joke :D)

    True story - my PC had been infected - again, before I learned about "reformatting" and "firewalls" - and I called up support. After 20 minutes on hold, I was informed my support contract was up. So, needing to fix this problem, out came another big sum of money from the folks' Visa.

    After payment was made, and I was returned to a support guy, I was asked for the version of windows. I told him XP.

    Well, since the PC came with 98, he informed me that he was not authorized to help me with my problem.

    That's when I was done with Compaq forever.

    However, their all in one units were pretty reliable, and I couldn't be more than happy with my new HP a-i-o. It prints (FAST), scans, copies, does photos above par with what I can get at those bullshit Kodak consoles, faxes, and reads from memory stick.

    So yeah, the printers are nice. But fuck if I'll ever buy one of their desktops again - I find it amazing that some people pay close to 2000 bucks for a PC without getting a top of the line GPU. Sad.

  29. I am not so sure about their printer business. by Omni+Magnus · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I think Xerox makes the best color laser printers. I know those are still too expensive for most of us, but the college where I work probably has purchased at least 100 HP B&W laser printers, but we have purchased only Xerox color laser printers. Why? SPEED!!! For $2000 (at the time) we could get an HP that did 6 pages a minute of a Xerox that did 16. Do the math, and guess what we went with. I must say the HP were a little bit more difficult to jam (I only notice it on the Xerox when we print 500+ pages at once), but that slight edge in reliability is not worth the decrease in speed.

    1. Re:I am not so sure about their printer business. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Xerox sucks big time.
      They are selling top of the bill printers with refurbished parts in it.
      Besides, support is even worse. I have even been told that our printer doesn't even exist!
      (a workcentre pro printer/scanner (running linux btw))

  30. He appears to be lying. by DAldredge · · Score: 5, Interesting

    He said "The bulk of our employees are still in the U.S. "

    That is a LIE.

    ROUND ROCK, Texas (AP) - Computer maker Dell Inc. has more workers overseas than it does in the United States, reversing the makeup of its work force of just a year ago. Round Rock-based Dell said it was allocating resources where growth has been fastest, including China and Japan.

    "We have great opportunities outside the U.S., and as such we have built our employee base in areas that best reflect our strong growth areas," Dell spokesman Bob Kaufman said Tuesday. "Our jobs have grown all over the world, including here in the U.S."

    Dell had 46,000 employees as of Jan. 30. About 22,200 of those, or 48.3 percent, were in the United States, while 23,800 people, or 51.7 percent, worked in other countries, according to a filing with the Securities and Exchange Commission on Monday.

    A year ago, 54.2 percent of Dell's workers were in the United States, according to company filings. Dell's work force grew 17.6 percent during 2003.

    Dell said overseas job growth in the past year ran the gamut, from sales and manufacturing to call center support.

    Last year, Dell stopped routing corporate customers to a technical support call center in Bangalore, India after a flood of complaints. Tech support for Optiplex desktop and Latitude notebook computers are being handled from call centers in Texas, Idaho and Tennessee instead.

    Shares of Dell were down 23 cents to $35.56 in afternoon trading on the Nasdaq Stock Market.

    FROM: Associated Press ^ | Apr 13, 2004

    1. Re:He appears to be lying. by BitchKapoor · · Score: 5, Funny

      Simple. He didn't say most of their employees are in the US, just the bulk of them. Their US employees are just a lot chubbier than those in China and India.

    2. Re:He appears to be lying. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Subtleties, my friend, subtleties.

      "Bulk" is vague enough a term that he can claim he meant "plurality". After all, it's not like any other country has even 40% of Dell's employees.

    3. Re:He appears to be lying. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Re your sig:

      Killing babies (abortion) is OK, but you better give the agent of the State your name, or else!

      Well killing babies is a heck of a lot better than letting them live to 18 and then spilling their blood on foreign soil to underpin a political campaign.

    4. Re:He appears to be lying. by craenor · · Score: 1

      First of all...you are only talking about a difference of 1,600 employees. Second of all though, that report is from April 13 with data dated back to January.

      The interview with Kevin Rollins is much more recent then that. Who is to say that Dell hasn't hired more people in the U.S. in the intervening months? Or for that matter, reduce their workforce abroad?

    5. Re:He appears to be lying. by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

      No, actually they didn't. They sent more support to India.

      Why are you defending them?

      Of those 1,600 employees, a good portion of them have families to contribute to.

  31. explosivo! by Secret+Chimp · · Score: 0, Troll

    Off topic, but I had to say it: HP's printers aren't that great. Always an Epson for me.

  32. Re:fp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    are you aware that 'otaku' in japanese basically means an unwashed pervert who is literally obsessed with anime (not in a good 'fan' way, but in a creepy 'out-of-touch-with-reality' way)?

    Unless you're a furry, you may want to consider wether or not you want to use such a term to describe yourself.

  33. Don't you mean... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bring 'em Young University?

  34. Because It's much more efficient by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A Corporation has the resources and whatnot to do
    all that complicated accounting; a person
    shouldn't have to.

    It's much more efficient for a single corporation
    to have to track all this than each and every
    individual.

  35. Sonic Care by ls-lta · · Score: 1

    Is now part of UPS Supply Chain Solutions. It really has little to do with IBM (many other computer companies use them). If you don't get this type of service, complain.

  36. 3rd world labor by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

    Are the people in 3rd world being exploited? I would say no in that any work that brings food to the table is better than not having work at all. In the next few generations, those in 3rd world status will quickly become educated with experience and industry confidence to demand two bowls of rice instead of just one.

    Do your history and check out Korea, Japan, Indea, and China. They are growing like mad thanks to the investment provided by technology and cash flow from the western world.

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    1. Re:3rd world labor by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      Do your history and check out Korea, Japan, Indea, and China. They are (my emphasis) growing like mad

      Are you suggesting that Japan is an "up-and-coming" power? Japan's economic growth spurt occurred *years* ago! It's been stuck in a recession since the early 90s...

      In short, your argument might have come across better if you'd omitted Japan (Korea you can probably get away with, although it's at least one stage ahead of China and India).

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  37. The way to solve the cartridge problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I'm really surprised that Dell (or anyone else) hasn't come up with the best way to knock out HP's main profit center - the printing business.

    All the non-HP companies have to do is to actually create a standard for the printing cartridges. A standard which allows backward compatibility. One which gets used by everyone (though HP will no doubt balk at first).

    All of a sudden, the cost on cartridges drops significantly. And people will be more inclined to buy printers which adhere to the standard.

    I can think of no better way to hit HP at its weakest spot; and provide a lot of value to customers too. HP had better hope that its competitors don't try to pull this off. But being at the mercy of your competition is usually not spmething which is desireable.

    1. Re:The way to solve the cartridge problem. by m1chael · · Score: 0

      The reason why I didn't buy the HP printer was it has the ink things connected to the head. So when you need to get new cartridge you need to get head too. And head makes it more expensive. Even if you do it thru a refiller guy you will eventually need to replace the cartridges so yeah...

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    2. Re:The way to solve the cartridge problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would any printer company possibly participate in this?

      The entire point of the low-cost printer industry is the high profit margin on the consumables. It's no coincidence that everyone uses their own special cartridges.

      The idea that "HP would balk at first" is the understatement of the century; they'd NEVER agree to use standardized cartridges, because it would destroy their business model. The same applies to Canon, Epson, etc.

    3. Re:The way to solve the cartridge problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An excellent question. Yes, the cartridges are where the money is right now. But in any business, you have winners and losers. You have to remember the "Gorilla effect" in high tech.

      At some point, the companies with the smaller market share have to address how they are going to stay in the game. The only viable way (as history has shown) is to either get out of the market, or develop open interoperable standards.

      If everyone else were adhering to such standard, HP would have no choice but to adopt them if they wanted to stay in the game.

      Open standards are A Good Thing. There's a reason why they evolve. It's only a question of when they'll be applied to Printer Cartridges; not if.

    4. Re:The way to solve the cartridge problem. by whitis · · Score: 1

      All the non-HP companies have to do is to actually create a standard for the printing cartridges. A standard which allows backward compatibility. One which gets used by everyone (though HP will no doubt balk at first).

      That would be nice. Advantages would be lower cost, fewer parts to keep on retail shelves (eventually), availiblility of open source printer models, and more innovation and lower cost for printers that don't print on 8-1/2x11 paper (large format printers, CD printers, direct to tshirt printers, cardbord box printers, PVC pipe printers, handheld time/date stampers, etc) Unfortunately, it is my impression that the various practical inkjet printing technologies are patented. Most printers (HP, lexmark, cannon) use thermal inkjets (xerox owns patents?) but Epson uses piezo inkjets. Besides patents on the basic technology, there are patents on methods of reducing drop size or increasing speed. HP sued an HP compatible cartridge manufacturer and won on 5 out of 6 patents. Now, some of those patents may only affect making HP compatible cartridges that have to be work exactly like existing HP cartridges. Patents for gimmicks like REt (Resolution Enhancement Technology) could be avoided by just using higher resolution. Existing big 4 printer manufacturers would not embrace the standard (they want lock in and the abilty to artificially lower printer prices) so it would smaller manufacturers who would have to adopt the standard.

      Be aware, however, that printer prices would rise. Inkjet printers are often loss leader items. The current model actually works well for people who have very low print volumes and people with high print volumes use laser printers. So, standardization would address more medium volumes. Also, there would still be a need for various different form factors (vertical/horizontal printing) and large/small ink capacity to accomodate the range of printer types (laptop, desktop, large format, specialty). HP is also better about supporting open-source drivers than many other manufacturers.

      Bulk ink itself is more of a commodity item, though refilling cartridges can be a nuisance.

  38. Dell These Days = Sucks by goMac2500 · · Score: 3, Informative

    It used to be all my PC using friends recommended Dell. No one does anymore. At the word Dell everyone thinks crap. They are overpriced and underpowered. My friend ordered his Dell and it took 3 seperate attempts to actually get the thing to his house. They lost the computer twice. When he finally got it the cmos battery died within a week and the DVD drive failed. He hasn't gotten it fixed because, unlike Apple, you can't simply send the machine back in. They must come to you (as far as I'm aware), and being a high school student, he isn't home when techs are on duty. Don't get me started on the crap know as the Dell servers we have at work. The RAID array cards on those enjoy failing, and the repair techs don't actually work for Dell and have to do repairs for us we could very well do on our own.

    1. Re:Dell These Days = Sucks by craenor · · Score: 4, Informative

      When he finally got it the cmos battery died within a week and the DVD drive failed. He hasn't gotten it fixed because, unlike Apple, you can't simply send the machine back in. They must come to you (as far as I'm aware), and being a high school student, he isn't home when techs are on duty.

      If you are able to repair the system yourself, you can always just ask for the parts. Dell will be happy to not have to pay the on-site tech and will just send you the parts. Also, if you have a portable system you can get a return to depot warranty, but honestly, if you view having a technician come out to your house the next business day and repairing your computer to be an inconvenience, then is there any pleasing you?

      Oh...they can also come out after 4 or even 5 o'clock well after High School lets out. And if the problem happened in the first 21 days, you could just demand a replacement computer.

      ...the repair techs don't actually work for Dell and have to do repairs for us we could very well do on our own.

      The repair techs used by Dell are contracted pretty much from the companies that everyone elses uses also. Banctec, Qualxserv, Unisys...there are others. Those companies do a thriving business because companies like IBM, Dell, HP/Compaq, Sony and the like contract them. And again, if you think you can handle the repair yourself, Dell will just send you the parts. Of course, if you break the computer while trying to repair you, then you are liable for paying to repair what you damaged, but that's just fair.

      Also, if you are a larger company you can have someone certified for Premier Access, then you can just order your own parts, do your own repairs and you aren't liable for breaking a computer while trying to repair it...unless it was intentional.

      Honestly...get your facts straight. I wouldn't even normally have bothered to respond, but since someone mod'd you up to Informative...*shrugs*

    2. Re:Dell These Days = Sucks by goMac2500 · · Score: 1

      Wish that were the case but... We have a deal with Dell where we can only buy Dell computers (aside from our Macs and Mac software, which ironically, we still buy through Dell). I believe the client desktops can be operated on by us. The 1u Xeon servers have warrenty issues I believe with being fiddled around with, being so small and everything. Dell does give you some user installable parts, but I don't think they want you touching the RAID in a 1u server. Dell's image of being a computer company for everyone is failing. Everyone I know who has bought Dell has had bad experiances. Dell will eventually loose out to the corner PC shop. They have better support, better prices, and can indeed build a PC just the way you want it. Not only that, you can pick it up yourself.

    3. Re:Dell These Days = Sucks by dfghjk · · Score: 1

      Somehow I don't believe any of this. CMOS battery died within a week? Come on!

      In any event, Dell's volumes certainly prove you wrong. Apparently a whole lot of people recommend Dell. I'd avoid asking your friends for advice, though.

      On site service is frequently contracted out even for the largest companies. It's not a reflection on the quality of service, either.

    4. Re:Dell These Days = Sucks by goMac2500 · · Score: 1

      I agree with you. Dell certainly does ship a lot of machines. Like I said, I work at a school district where we have a contract with Dell, and we're a Mac district. We actually buy our Macs and our Mac software through a Dell program. We can only buy Dell. Now, we don't like Dell but we buy them anyway. They'll take a PO.

      However, recently we've been looking at other solutions, i.e. the corner PC shop. We don't have to buy an operating system, and we can beat Dell's price by %25. For a dumb terminal we can implement Linux on a mini atx machine for cheaper than one of Dell's towers.

      Additionally I don't know of any repeat customers to Dell. They're usually so burned the first time they don't buy again. One of my friends family owns an insurance brokering company. Last time I was in working on their network all their Dell's were gone, and these people used to swear by Dell. They've all been replaced by generic corner shop PC's.

      Large businesses Dell may have a foothold right now, but in small businesses and homes they're not doing well, very bad customer service. In the college dorms I've seen, Dell might have %10. Kids can easily build their own PC's (these days you don't have to be a geek to do so). Small business owners turn to corner shops now because they don't have to go far for support.

      I will give Dell some credit. They managed to get our computer contract taken away from Compaq (the previous crap of the computing world). :)

      Oh... on the cmos battery... thats what the BIOS warning said... don't blame the messenger. :) We never did get it replaced. Apparently CompUSA doesn't carry CMOS batteries... at least thats what the guy on the phone said... Then again... The next one said they don't carry batteries for that specific machine...

  39. No crack here, move along by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ROFL

    Put your bling back on and go scoring on the street again, kid. This place has nothing for you.

    1. Re:No crack here, move along by JessLeah · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      So I'm a crack-smoker because I don't see the attraction of trolling?

  40. HP servers are ok by seb249 · · Score: 1

    My experience using HP DL380's has been great - but mind you we role them over every three years when the warranty ends

  41. Sure didn't take him long to fuck up. by JPriest · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    He has been the CEO for all of a week and all ready he is opening his mouth about how HP sucks. Why not just make a good product and let people decide? We get enough mud slinging tactics in politics. It sure didn't take long to jump in the sand box and start being a mean kid. I sure hope this is not a sign of what is to come fome Dell now.

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    1. Re:Sure didn't take him long to fuck up. by dfghjk · · Score: 1

      Rollins has shared the office of CEO for many years and many have badmouthed the HP/Compaq merger for a long time now. I don't recall anywhere in the interview where he said that HP products suck. He basically said their business strategy hadn't changed and the merger didn't appear to make sense. If you read between the lines, Dell believes that Dell itself was the big winner in the merger since both HP and Comapq took it on the chin for a long time while Dell gobbled up ex-Compaq customers in mass. In any event, CEO's comment on business strategies since that is what they do.

  42. Huh? by CaptainZapp · · Score: 4, Informative
    I suspect the primary reason companies like Dell stay in the US is that they want to be on a US stock exchange.

    You're not required to be a US company to be traded on a US Stock exchange.

    Telekom Austria, Swisscom, Novartis, UBS and a lot more foreign companies are traded at NYSE.

    You do of course have to follow SEC rules if you wish to be traded on an US exchange.

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  43. Your math is bunk by rufusdufus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I myself have corporate C, and guess what, it paid no taxes last year! How come? Because its a useless piece of paper with no income.

    The interesting number is, what percentage of the aggregate corporate income is taxed, not the number of corporations that are taxed. Most corporations are teeny non-revenue producing shells.

    The method and conclusion used here is deceptive.

    1. Re:Your math is bunk by duffbeer703 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well then, it's time for your shell corporation to pay it's fair share.

      Corporate executives like yourself are getting rich on the backs of children!

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    2. Re:Your math is bunk by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      The method and conclusion used here is deceptive.

      Not quite. While he did not account for S-corporations and their like, he did not that the percentage of federal tax income dollars paid for by corporations went from about 50% to less than 7%.

      That alone indicates that corporations on a whole are paying less.

      The G.A.O. isn't a PAC. It's job is to find out what's really happening, not what someone things is happening.

    3. Re:Your math is bunk by cheesybagel · · Score: 1
      If you have a corporation without profits, that isn't a corporation, that is a hobby. Fold your tent and move buddy.

      That is what the government should say. But of course it doesn't. Guess what your representatives do on the real world...

    4. Re:Your math is bunk by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      The interesting number is, what percentage of the aggregate corporate income is taxed, not the number of corporations that are taxed. Most corporations are teeny non-revenue producing shells.

      It's not just paper corps that don't pay taxes - Microsoft and GE tend not to pay income tax either.

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    5. Re:Your math is bunk by operagost · · Score: 1

      Many contractors operate as corporations out of necessity. Your plan has them go on unemployment and welfare instead of trying to find work. What's wrong with a paper corp that doesn't make any money? The public isn't paying anything for it.

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    6. Re:Your math is bunk by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

      I think he just got done saying that his C-corp had no income. Why should a company with no income pay taxes?

      I'm thinking about my company right now. It's a partnership and I'm not an owner... but they'll be paying taxes 3/4 of the way through this year for last year. They didn't make a whole lot of money and what they did make was used to buy parts for new business. There's no profit there. Why are they suffering through taxation right now when they failed to turn a measurable profit?

      I don't understand the logic here at all.

    7. Re:Your math is bunk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I think he just got done saying that his C-corp had no income. Why should a company with no income pay taxes?

      This link will help explain his post to you.

    8. Re:Your math is bunk by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1
      the percentage of federal tax income dollars paid for by corporations went from about 50% to less than 7%.

      Duyring economic downturns corporations make a lot less money, but people still get paid. So of course the percentages will shift. During boom times it goes the other way.

      Disclaimer: I'm not saying that everything is just fine, but rather simply pointing out that the huge difference should not be taken at face value.

  44. Buy from a Union Company AFL-CIO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    www.unionbuiltpc.com

    I am a tech, forced to work part time due to slow sales.

  45. Dell/HP experience. by loupgarou24 · · Score: 1

    I'm in singapore I have a HP Netserver LH3 (1998) still in operation today. I just bought a HP proliant ML350G3 because of the track record of that server and my experience with HP support (next day, 24 hours) which has been very good. I still possess some dell machines (about 4 dell dimension desktops and 1 dell poweredge 1500SC) the dell server hasn't given me any trouble yet. however, my personal experience with dell aspire = crap motherboard almost next to impossible to upgradeetc. and the dell dimension = only 2 dimm slots!!!, and crashes win98 if you put in a cdrw for some of them. (even after a clean install) needless to say, the rest of my new corporate desktops are hp d330 uT's.. I like them so far. however, my home printer is a canon (cos hp's are JUST TO BIG), and my main office printer is the freakingly expensive canon imagerunner c3200 (roughly USD 35k) but i still have plenty of HP laserjet 4 lying around being workhorses...(slow but working even after all these years)

  46. There are fewer corps! why does this surprise? by Skadet · · Score: 1

    Now if you divide total individuals' dollars by the total number of individuals; and divided the corporations' dollars by the total number of corporations, who do you think pays more?

    Assuming your numbers are correct, tax contributions would be EQUAL if there was 1 corporation of every ~5 people in the US.

    Of course corporations contribute less, there are fewer of them.

    1. Re:There are fewer corps! why does this surprise? by IgnoramusMaximus · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Of course corporations contribute less, there are fewer of them.

      That would be a valid argument if corporations had the same sort of income ranges as regular people. Unfortunately some few corporations exceed in income all of the wage earners in the country combined. Some have incomes exceeding that of GDP of many a small country. Clearly comparing corporation count to that of regular income earners is pointless.

    2. Re:There are fewer corps! why does this surprise? by DarkSarin · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Despite my tendency to vote Republican, I agree on this issue--EITHER you tax corporations fairly or not at all. Personally, I would rather see a flat tax on all corps: 10% should do nicely. Walmart would save money by not having to hire so many accountants to try to figure out how to avoid taxes, and the gov't would get more money.

      The real way to lower taxes? Less gov't.

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    3. Re:There are fewer corps! why does this surprise? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      10% of....?

      /tired of simplistic slashdot answers

    4. Re:There are fewer corps! why does this surprise? by operagost · · Score: 1

      I imagine the problem is all the deductions. Corporations can make charitable contributions, for example. If we eliminate that, we could do a lot of harm.

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    5. Re:There are fewer corps! why does this surprise? by crawling_chaos · · Score: 1
      The real way to lower taxes? Less gov't.

      No problem. We'll zero out all of the government grants that directly benefit you as a start, since you put such a high priority on smaller government. Or do you mean less government for other people?

      I'm sorry if I've misrepresented you here, but you sound an awful lot like my midwest relatives who scream about Big Government, but are quite happy to pocket their Department of Agriculture subsidy checks (which are back, despite being "eliminated" a few years back). It's made me of the opinion that unless someone can name a program cut that directly impacts them, they're full of it when they come to complain about the size of the government.

      Do I believe that there is government waste? Sure! I'll tell you what, though. I've worked for both the Feds and a Fortune 50 manufacturing company. The levels of inefficiency and waste were no different in either organization, and the company in question's stock price is doing very well indeed.

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    6. Re:There are fewer corps! why does this surprise? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clearly comparing corporation count to that of regular income earners is pointless

      No it's not. You're forgetting that the so called "regular income earners" who pay personal income taxes include people like Bill Gates and Larry Ellison...something like 40% of personal income taxes is payed by the wealthiest 1% of the population.

    7. Re:There are fewer corps! why does this surprise? by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Despite my tendency to vote Republican, I agree on this issue--EITHER you tax corporations fairly or not at all. Personally, I would rather see a flat tax on all corps: 10% should do nicely. Walmart would save money by not having to hire so many accountants to try to figure out how to avoid taxes, and the gov't would get more money.

      10% of what? Even a flat tax still has problems. Even if you were to say something simple like 10% of revenue, the corporations would still have teams of accountants busy trying to figure out how to hide thousands/millions/billions of revenue from the IRS.

    8. Re:There are fewer corps! why does this surprise? by joggle · · Score: 1

      Believe it or not, he has a point. I think everyone can agree that the current tax system is way too complicated. IMO, this is more of a systematic flaw in the way government works than anything. Most laws passed by Congress are also much too complicated, so complicated that no one voting on it or even considering it has time to read the whole thing. It would be nice if Congress would stop passing new laws for 2 years and just work on removing/simplyfing existing ones or form an agency to do so at which point they would ratify their recommendations.

    9. Re:There are fewer corps! why does this surprise? by DarkSarin · · Score: 1

      Sure, I am a user of both Medicaid and WIC. I wouldn't mind if they got cut, if there was a commensurate decrease in everyone's taxes (say that fat medicare tax they eat from my check).

      I really do mean what I say--but I am realistic enough to note that it should probably be done slowly--not all at once.

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  47. Here's the best line in the whole article... by bob670 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    "could not be done on Intel processors with Microsoft. So they bought unique Unix platforms whether it is Sun, HP, IBM, a host of folks. SGI. That's all changed over the last five to 10 years. You've moved to standards-based technology"



    If that doesn't make you laugh nothing will. Yet another reason to avoid Dell, F'ing MS mouth-pieces.

  48. government contracts by dekeji · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Hmm... I wonder how much of Dell's revenue is made through U.S. government contracts in one way or another...

    Yes, that is a weird kind of restriction. In the long run, the WTO may kill those US regulations.

    Many governments all over the world are buying US equipment. If even only foreign governments decided to "buy domestic" for their IT needs, the US IT industry would collapse.

    1. Re:government contracts by Confused · · Score: 1

      If even only foreign governments decided to "buy domestic" for their IT needs, the US IT industry would collapse.

      That was always one of the big advantages the USA had, historically speaking. The domestic market is big enough, that the industry doesn't collapse in case it has severe export restrictions imposed on it. It might lose some of the income, but it will survive.

  49. It depends what you mean by "bulk". by ajdecon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When he said "The bulk of our employees are still in the U.S.", what he may have been trying to say is "We still employ more people in the U.S. than any other single country." A plurality, not a majority.

    Quite shaky ground, I know. But it means he may not have been flat out, intentionally lying... just being very sneaky and misleading.

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    1. Re:It depends what you mean by "bulk". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quite shaky ground, I know. But it means he may not have been flat out, intentionally lying... just being very sneaky and misleading.

      Not attacking you personally, but this seems to be the problem with so many discussions about communication, truth, lying etc. The definition of "lie" has been spun and tortured to the point that it can not be used to clearly identify any behaviour. (Just look at the statements and defense of people accused of white collar crimes. Look at advertisements and marketing, which I consider to be overwhelmingly lies.)

      On the flip side, nothing anyone states as "truth" can be trusted until fully parsed, and since human languages do not have mathematical precision, almost nothing anyone says has any validity until and unless it can be verified. (Pure opinion, of course, is still "valid", but since it is rarely clearly identified we still need to be cautious.)

      I have an opposite view of lying - any attempt (intentional or not) to twist, obfuscate or hide the truth is a lie. And the more responsibility you have, the more culpable you are for lies you tell, even if you claim they are unintentional. And even if you have "unintentionally" misled your audience, it is your responsibility to clarify - clearly and loudly.

      We need to start holding everyone to much higher standards. We all need to be far more measured and thoughtful in our communication. Our culture is partly to blame - it has become "talk first and ask questions later". In general people talk and claim far too much and think and research far too little.

  50. follow what would happen though by zogger · · Score: 1

    Just extrapolate it realistically.

    Right now, the main reason more people don't incorporate is because of the *perceived and also real difficulty* of it to most people. They just don't understand that they *can* incorporate. I have worked for a lot of what I would term "entry level" rich people. They understand the concept, so they did it. They are in a corporation or a string of them, precisely from the tax breaks and avoidance of liability issues. Their homes are owned by a corporation, their cars by the corporation, etc. They deduct goofy things joejob never gets to deduct, like having their lawns mowed and going out to lunch with some other entry level rrich friend. They understand the benefits of it, so they do it, wheras joejob doesn't, he thinks only that it's hard and only "those guys" can incorporate, so he just goes and "gets a job" some place never really stopping to think why he's working for a corporation or why he makes so much less than the obvious owners of the corporation.

    Now, think what would happen if such a law was passed, eliminating all corporate taxes and simplifying the process of incorporating or actually following all the rules if they were dramatically simplified. The very next day after such a law came into effect, you would have one million more new corporations established, the day after ten million as word and understanding spread, and etc. Who wouldn't drop 50 or 100$ on incorporation paperwork to then pay no taxes? I think most folks could come up with enough friends and relatives to cover the basics that incorporation requires in the terms of officers. You might even see things like large unions that establish a corporation for every 5 people in the union and they go out on strike and demand individual contracts as corporate sub contractors instead of going back to work as a "normal" joejob employee. It would be easy enough to boilerplate the papers too, mass produce it. Who would want to stay stuck as just a joejob tax payer and be forced to pay income taxes and not be able to write off most everything when all they had to do was incorporate and then pay no taxes? Eventually most people would be a "corporation" that consisted of them a few relatives or friends as officers, and they would sit on each others paperwork boards of directors and whatnot. And the easier you make it, with the lure of no taxes, the more who would do it. Even today I am amazed more people don't incorporate this way. Anyway, with the 6 o clock news hitting of "no taxes at all if you are a corporation", it would spread like a wildfire. Everyone would want in on the "no tax" idea. Obviously government wouldn't like this, and would change it back to something else within a few months. The very large corporations that exist now who make buhzillions off of having employees working for cheap for them would insist on it, the backroom smoke would be thick and the politicians would be getting their marching orders.

    The only reason now more people don't incorporate is because they-large existing corporations and their paid off politicans and government in general keep it confusing and involved and don't really push it to people on a mass level. The way it is setup now is precisely because it's the way very large corporations and government wants it. neither of those two partners wants to kill their very lucrative golden egg laying goose by letting the "masses" in on the scam. The complexity of it is *precisely* what most large corporations and governments want, because it is more profitable for them that way. It's a huge advantage to very very large corporations, as they have the resources they can devote to it to keep it simpler for the big wage takers inside those corps, ie, they can have dedicated legal paperwork drones to deal with the complexities. Joe smaller guys who try to establish corporations with just a few people have to dedicate a much higher percentage of their own pewsonal time and effort and financial resources in order to accomplish the same thing, hence,this is why in ou

  51. What has changed? by X-Nc · · Score: 3, Insightful
    > So I just ask, what's changed?

    It is probably a redundant reply but it can't be stressed enough. What changed is the death of one of the better CUP architectures. The death of the Alpha is one of those great mistakes in the history of computers.

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  52. They probably got the idea from Semco by anti-NAT · · Score: 1

    Read the book "Maverick" by Ricardo Sembler. Reviews of managers by their underlings is something they implemented many, many years ago.

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  53. Re: I don't see the attraction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I don't see the attraction ..." - Yes you do, otherwise you would not be wailing about punctuation abuse. ;-)

  54. But personal income tax.... by bagofbeans · · Score: 1

    ...is not the only tax and individual pays into the coffers. Sales tax and car licence fees are 2 more.

    So while the Corporation's income tax is the maximum it can possibly be, the 987,209 million from individuals is just the base minimum; in practice, it's at least 10% higher (my estimate).

    1. Re:But personal income tax.... by darkwing_bmf · · Score: 1

      So, the solution is to not have coporate income tax. That way they wouldn't have to avoid anything. It's not quite as bad as it sounds. People forget that all corporations are ultimately owned by people. People pay income tax.

    2. Re:But personal income tax.... by IgnoramusMaximus · · Score: 1
      People pay income tax.

      Not the kind of people that own these companies. Business rules (corporate rules more so) are so biased at this point towards the richest people that it is not even funny anymore. Very few of them pay any taxes themselves and yet are able to hijack the government's agenda and taxpayer's funds with ease.

  55. Have you heard the dumb broad speak? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've seen her at a couple gartner symposiums and she's done "interiews", and a couple of things are clear about her:

    1) She's clearly a person who does not brook dissent from within the ranks.

    2) She has no patience for people

    3) She still is not able to articulate why buying compaq is/was a good idea. She couldn't do it a couple years ago, she still cannot.

    4) When you see her up against her counterparts at MS, Sun, Apple, etc. she appears to be their junior in terms of her ability to think on her feet.

    I'd say she slept her way to the top, except she's not that good looking.

    1. Re:Have you heard the dumb broad speak? by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      (1&2) Sounds like Martha, only worse.

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  56. If you like Xerox, its only because... by tkrotchko · · Score: 1

    They bought Tektronix's color laser printer. Tektronix was way ahead of the game with their laser and wax printers, and I think it was cheaper for Xerox to buy them then develop their own line of printers.

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  57. your facts are selective by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 2, Informative

    You have no math. The math is from the GAO. 7.4% of the IRS take is from corporations, while humans make up the difference. Your delusion is based on what informed people call "anecdotal evidence", or "selective statistics". Don't ignore the other facts that don't fit your proposition. Take it from someone with a profitable corporation that pays taxes, not someone with a worthless one that represents nothing but a theoretical construct.

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  58. While nothing like this... by juuri · · Score: 1

    ... DEC Techs did something the other big boys never did. Every single time I had a faulty part and called in a tech who hauled ass to get there they brought at least two and sometimes three of the broken part. They were taking no chances that the replacement wouldn't work either. But the best was we had a CPU go out once, so they brought that card but because on that particular model of alpha sometimes a "BAD CPU" test could possibly mean bad rom, ram or video they went ahead and brought all of them in their little repair box too.

    Contrast this with Sun who for around that same price would get you the part within four hours, but only that one part and if it is bad... you have a brand new four hour window to wait.

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  59. You apparently don't speak japanese by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Epson" is the japanese word for "Paper Jam".

  60. the grammar nazi answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's called 'ellipsis', the intentional omission of an assumed word. Levi is such a well known brand, that you assume it to mean Levi's jeans.

  61. Re:I hope it's a typo.. by Technician · · Score: 1

    my most recent canon is the photo R300. seperate ink-wells that are $9.00 each prints as good as all the others and prints directly onto CD's which kicks the arse out of everything that DELL might sell.


    I did a serch with Google for the Canon Photo R300. It doesn't exist.

    only one choice...

    Canon.


    Um maybe Epson? Maybe Cannon unless you want to print directly onto a CD?

    I did a Google search for the R300 inks. They are closer to $19 each than $9 each.

    Please tell me more about the Canon R300 that uses $9 ink. I'm having a little trouble finding it.

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  62. Re:I hope it's a typo.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    certianly, my local Best Buy has the Tanks for $9.00 each.

    the High capacity Tanks are $19.00 apiece and those have 3X the ink as the regular tanks.

    I dont have the R300 as lumpy does, but I have the R100 which is the exact same printer less the stand-alone CF reader+print engine + thumbdrive trasnfer software/hardware.

    Cheap to print with as far as a inkjet goes... and Epson is ok, but they have some print driver issues...

  63. Re:I hope it's a typo.. by Technician · · Score: 1

    I dont have the R300 as lumpy does, but I have the R100 which is the exact same printer less the stand-alone CF reader+print engine + thumbdrive trasnfer software/hardware.

    Cheap to print with as far as a inkjet goes... and Epson is ok, but they have some print driver issues...


    I suspected it was an Epson, not a Canon printer.

    Best Buy has the Tanks for $9.00 each.

    the High capacity Tanks are $19.00 apiece and those have 3X the ink as the regular tanks.


    Thanks. My initial search turned up the full carts, not the 1/3 full ones. I guess they are doing the same thing HP is doing with the 78 cartridge in offering it in 2 capacities.

    Now I need to research if they are refillable, page yield, etc to find the TCO.

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  64. Re: I don't see the attraction by JessLeah · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I'm not trolling. I really, truly, honestly get my knickers in a twist over punctuation abuse.

    If I was a troll, I wouldn't have Excellent karma, and regularly (at least once out of every 3 or 4 posts) get a "5, Insightful", "5, Informative", "5, Interesting" or "5, Funny".

    And I'd post anonymously, like you. And probably use a lot of inappropriate racial slurs like "nigger" for no reason at all. And post links to goatse. Or Tubgirl. Or talk about "GNAA". That's the sort of shit trolls do. I'm not a troll. I'm just slightly nuts and obsessed with the proper(ish) use of language.

  65. Its an embedded TAX... by Shivetya · · Score: 1

    Any money paid by a corporation to a government comes from individuals. There is nothing gained by an individual should a corporation pay more in taxes. The only winner in this game is the government which uses the corporation to hide behind while once again taking money from the individual.

    All these people clamoring for higher corporate taxes have their heads up their asses. Most of this fed by the idiot media who need both an oppressor and a victim in order to have a story. Nothing looks better than making a faceless corporation as the oppressor, after all its not like you can hurt its feelings.

    In the end its all the same, the government benefits and the ignorant keep on complaining its not fair that so-and-so corp didn't pay enough taxes.

    Face it, regardless of the fact you may not do business with one particular business you pay their taxes with every purchase you make.

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  66. I met One! by alexhmit01 · · Score: 1

    It was very exciting, it was about three years ago and he was my brother's roommate for a summer in Boston. They were renting a room for the summer at my college fraternity house, and he was the only unfriendly Canadian that I've ever met.

    My Canadian stereotype, similar to Americans, but a little nicers and a little slower... (note: probably not an intelligence difference, just a less intense and more laid back atmosphere than the parts of America that were close to the Canadian border near them).

    When I met the rude, obnoxious, self-absorbed Canadian, I was FLOORED.

    But yeah, unfriendly Canadians are a rarity... everyone seems to know ONE, but NOBODY seems to know TWO.

    Alex

    1. Re:I met One! by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1
      When I met the rude, obnoxious, self-absorbed Canadian, I was FLOORED.

      Oh yeah, him. He emigrated from the States, eh, and we think he's a hoser. Nobody here wants to tell him that, though, we're afraid we might hurt his feelings or something. :-)

      You get your gamut here, just like everywhere else, but I will daresay that we're a bit further towards the 'nice' end of the spectrum on the average.

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    2. Re:I met One! by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      When I met the rude, obnoxious, self-absorbed Canadian, I was FLOORED.

      Sure he wasn't from Quebec? I wasn't including French-Canadians in my observation of the widespread friendlyness of Canucks. Becuase I knew one at school, and he was a dick. :-)

  67. The system is F$%KED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The whole system is f$^ked, plain and simple.

    The real problem is that corporations are getting tax breaks for sending jobs overseas.

    Also, corporations need to be flat taxed. The fact that corporations like Microsoft make 2-3 Billion a quarter and pay like 100 million in taxes is retarded. I pay ~30 percent of my income in taxes, why can't the corporations do the same, pass through or not, it's a cash wherehouse that needs to pay for its income.

    I also feel that corporation that displace US workers should not be allowed to PATENT anything in the US, period. You do any business outside the US (aside from sell your products), no PATENTS!!!!

    I would guarrantee that they be back in seconds if that legislation was passed.

  68. NonStop was Tandem's Operating System by kbahey · · Score: 1

    Remember that DEC (DIGITAL) was acquired by Compaq some time ago.

    As for NonStop, it is was the operating system that Tandem ran on for its highly fault tolerant systems, with hardware redundancy and software fault tolerance.

    They run other high availability stuff as well, like ATM networks, Point of Sale, ...etc.

    Tandem was acquired by Compaq before they merged with DEC.

  69. Fictitious entity? by amightywind · · Score: 1

    Any why should a corporation pay any taxes.

    No less a capitalist than Warren Buffett is appalled at the low tax burden placed on profitable corporations. His company paid fully 3% of all corporate taxes, which is amazing. There is nothing fictitious about the power and influence corporations exert on the law and in society, or the benefits they recieve in terms of access to capital, security, and infrastructure they receive within these sacred shores. They should be taxed accordingly.
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    an ill wind that blows no good
  70. Definitions Needed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What do you mean by "corruption": bribery or cooking the books? Or both?

  71. All inkjets suck by mdfst13 · · Score: 1

    All inkjet printers suck. Unless you are paying for wide carriage or some other business class printer, inkjets are a commodity item. They come with a 3 month warranty because people who actually use them will break them regularly. Laser printers are better. I know of someone who finally gave up on his HP Classic only when the rollers cracked from sheer age (and wanted to replace the rollers but couldn't find them). Modern ones are a bit more fragile but still repairable (who'd repair a $50 inkjet; it's cheaper to just replace it).

  72. Corporate Jail Time by Crispin+Cowan · · Score: 1
    What we need here is some mechanism to make the corporate fictitious person do some jail time. Perhaps by shutting the corporation down for the duration of the sentence.

    Crispin