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simPC - Your Grandparents' New Computer?

trs9000 writes "The Register has a blurb about simPC, an "idiot-proof" PC set to debut in May of this year. It seems like a step towards a thin-client world, though it is aimed primarily at the elderly. For about $400 for the box and a $13-per-month subscription, users get a box with a propietary OS and software preinstalled for online banking, spam filtering, virus detection and online storage. What users don't get is the ability to install software, burn CDs or download large files. Initial release is only for the Netherlands and Belgium."

428 comments

  1. My grandparents are dead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    You insenstive clod!

    And isn't this the name of that Indian computer?

    1. Re:My grandparents are dead by 0x461FAB0BD7D2 · · Score: 1

      I think you mean the simputer.

    2. Re:My grandparents are dead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You insenstive clod!

      No kidding. And my grandparents weren't idiots either.

      Seriously, who are these morons who believe all old persons are idiots??

    3. Re:My grandparents are dead by gardyloo · · Score: 1

      Seriously, who are these morons who believe all old persons are idiots??

      They must not be Korean...

    4. Re:My grandparents are dead by SpamBurglar · · Score: 1

      I believe you are referring to the Simputer http://amidasimputer.com/ (link to previous Slashdot discussion here: http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=04/03/27/174420 4&tid=100&tid=137

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  2. idiot-proof by sjrstory · · Score: 5

    Nothing is idiot-proof to a sufficiently talented idiot... :)

    1. Re:idiot-proof by Manchot · · Score: 3, Funny

      Teenagers, twenty-somethings, and Slashdotters everywhere are rejoicing at the thought of not having to fix their parents' and grandparents' computers.

    2. Re:idiot-proof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I am here to say that, yes, I am indeed that

      *page_fault_in_non_paged_area*

    3. Re:idiot-proof by 2advanced.net · · Score: 1

      Indeed. However, when you have a proprietary OS that doesn't let you install a lot of broken software, it's harder to break it. When you have a cheap box that's easy to ship and essentially free to re-image, it becomes almost irrelevant.

    4. Re:idiot-proof by emjoi_gently · · Score: 5, Informative

      What about us 40 years olds who have to fix the damn teenagers PCs filled with spyware.

      I don't know what my neices are doing, but their PCs seem to soak up spyware like a sponge.

      Stop clicking on "YES" when those popups appear on websites, kids!

    5. Re:idiot-proof by tepples · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I don't know what my neices are doing, but their PCs seem to soak up spyware like a sponge.

      I know exactly what they're doing, and you can stop it. Firefox's XPI system has a whitelist of approved plug-in sources reviewed by actual human beings, unlike ActiveX where any spyware publisher that slips Verisign a couple hundred USD can get on the whitelist. If you have a good enough software firewall on the nieces' PC, you can implement your own whitelist and prohibit explorer.exe and iexplore.exe from accessing any host outside of Microsoft.com, which should block spyware but not Windows Update.

    6. Re:idiot-proof by Justin205 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or the classic quote...

      "Make something idiot-proof, and they'll invent a better idiot."

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      "Your effort to remain what you are is what limits you."
    7. Re:idiot-proof by sowdog81 · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."
      -- Rich Cook

    8. Re:idiot-proof by emjoi_gently · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well, yeah there's that, and trying out every P2P program on the planet, most of which seem to come along with an uninvited guest.
      They're curious kids. And as with teenage sex, they grab at whatever looks pretty without thinking too hard about what might come along with it, downloading all kinds of junk. I've tried to educate them in having a bit of restraint. (in downloading stuff... the sex thing is up to their parents (I hope))

    9. Re:idiot-proof by dgatwood · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Didn't work for WebTV, won't work for them at twice the price... especially when for only $99 more, you can get a real computer that's known to be easy to use and generally believed to be more secure than Windows.

      Please.... A subscription model for computing? That's -so- 1970s mainframe era....

      Maybe I'm biased, but that doesn't mean they aren't nuts.

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    10. Re:idiot-proof by arivanov · · Score: 4, Informative

      Teenagers will not take this one. Too bland sluggish and weak for their taste. Speaking out of experience as I have one in the house and quite a few in the office (circa 20-30).

      The PC on the picture is LeX. http://www.lex.com.tw/. It exists in 2 major incarnations - 533 MHz C3 and 800 MHz C3. The first is fully passive cooling, the second is fanned. Both incarnations have subvariants with 1-3 10/100 Realtek or 10/10/1000 Intel Ethernets. Video is Cyberblade with shared RAM, audio and on-board chipset is Via. There is 3", 2", CF and disk on chip connector on board. The standard disk is a 2". Can take up to 512MB 133 SDRAM using a single low profile DIMM. DC to DC convertor on board, external 12V DC power supply.

      The 3 interface variety make very good firewalls and routers.

      The price quoted on the website is barely just above what Lex charges for the 533 with a minimal disk or flash and minimal RAM. This means that it is running either Linux or QNX.

      The systems are nice, but I would not recommend them for use in anything but a dedicated server/system or a diskless terminal.

      The reasons for this are:

      • Bad cooling especially on the 533. If you add a disk the heat generation in the case is nearly always above the thermal throttle threshold. This makes the machine go sluggish even with minimal use.
      • The video is quite sluggish and if pushed to higher frequencies takes a lot of the system memory bandwidth.
      As far as spec is concerned the Lex is a very advanced typewriter with a reasonable audio (all proper mini-ITX VIA motherboards have a better one). It crawls when used under Linux 2.4, 2.6 is passable but still slow. BSD 5.x is quite good as it seems to take advantage of the thermal throttle in a better way. Windoze is barely standable. It should also run QNX and a few other suspects.
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    11. Re:idiot-proof by R.Caley · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Please.... A subscription model for computing? That's -so- 1970s mainframe era....

      It's working for the mobile phone industry. I'm paying (or rather the comapny is :-)) something like 5 quid a month (with 100 quid down at the start) for the computing device which I use to run my always-on telecoms application+alarm clock and anoyingly addictive pool game.

      If you think of this box as a fixed-line equivalent of a modern mobule phone, rather than a PC equivalent it makes a bit more sense.

      Mind you, Amstrad tried this in the UK with their emailer and that doesn't seem to have set the world on fire. ASDA (Walmart's UK tenticle) was more or less giving them away last I saw.

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    12. Re:idiot-proof by Daengbo · · Score: 1

      So an embedded computer producer's website only works in Flash, eh? I think I'll pass on their product, then.

    13. Re:idiot-proof by Captbaritone · · Score: 1

      "Just say 'cancel'"

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    14. Re:idiot-proof by lxs · · Score: 2, Funny

      What about us 40 years olds who have to fix the damn teenagers PCs filled with spyware.

      What about the damn teeagers who have to fix the 40 years old's PCs filled with pr0n dialers?

      Stop replying to: "H...Awtt..Brittannee w4itz 4 U" mails, dads!

    15. Re:idiot-proof by rjshields · · Score: 1

      I don't know what my neices are doing

      Filesharing, song lyrics, ringtones and such. Sites of these types tend to offer spyware and from what I've seen of teenagers using computers, they tend to click "yes" rather than read what is being offered in a skeptical manner.

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    16. Re:idiot-proof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I read an article recently (I forget where. Maybe it was here) that surveyed college students and found that they were not concerned if free software came with spyware attached. They considered it a fair trade for the free software. Very sad.

    17. Re:idiot-proof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am using the 533 for thin clients with a 2.4 kernel, is there a big improvement with 2.6?

    18. Re:idiot-proof by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      I'm told the emailer makes a profit, so they keep making them.

      They've just done the colour one with video calling, although I'm not sure how they get that data down an analogue phone line.

    19. Re:idiot-proof by R.Caley · · Score: 1
      They've just done the colour one with video calling, although I'm not sure how they get that data down an analogue phone line.

      Each emailer comes with a rubber mask you have to wear while using it. That way everyone looks the same and the compression goes waaaaay up.

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    20. Re:idiot-proof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In fairness, the universe had a big head start, and selection just isn't focussed enough to eliminate all idiots -- for one thing, they are a necessary part of the ecosystem for non-idiots, otherwise the economic niche occupied by spammers, phishers, and other get-rich-quick scheme purveyors would disappear.

    21. Re:idiot-proof by elgatozorbas · · Score: 2, Interesting
      What about us 40 years olds who have to fix the damn teenagers PCs filled with spyware.

      Ho, the opposite also holds, I'm 29 and my dad is 54. Every time I need to use his PC, I am horrified to see he disabled virus scanners, ad-aware tools etc, and installed 'interesting' tools to connect to time servers on the internet etc. Worst of all, he's an engineer too, but doesn't seem to care too much (though he knows about these things). Mid-life crisis, I guess. His way of 'living on the edge'...

      Z

    22. Re:idiot-proof by outwardly+mobile · · Score: 1

      My side of the story: What about us teenagers who have to fix the damn 40 year olds PCs filled with spyware. I don't know what my aunts are doing, but their PCs seem to soak up spyware like a sponge. Stop clicking on "YES" when those popups appear on websites, 40 year olds!

    23. Re:idiot-proof by Tristan7 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Good lord. You nkow entirely too much about these systems.

    24. Re:idiot-proof by El_Servas · · Score: 1

      a proved-idiot?

    25. Re:idiot-proof by Angostura · · Score: 1

      Well, I've just ordered a Mac Mini for my Dad.

    26. Re:idiot-proof by arivanov · · Score: 1

      Yes. 2.6 is definitely considerably faster (typing this on a Lex running 2.6.9 at the moment).

      In either case make sure to build a custom kernel. Most distros do not ship a MTRR enabled kernel for C3 which results in the video working considerably slower then it can.

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  3. lol, simpc sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and is expensive

  4. Obligatory Old Person Joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How do they go again?

    1. Re:Obligatory Old Person Joke by aichpvee · · Score: 1
      In Soviet Korea old people run you.

      But I think the real question here is can this thing run Linux?

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    2. Re:Obligatory Old Person Joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      South Korea = democracy & capitalism
      North Korea = communism & terrorism

      Soviet Korea = no such thing you clueless moron

    3. Re:Obligatory Old Person Joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think he knows this. I think he is smashing togther a few of the beaten to death slashdot memes you idiot.

      1) In Soviet Korea, idiots own your base.
      2) Do not eat the dead horse.
      3) ???
      4) Profit!

      It's simple enough to understand...Maybe a beowulf cluster of them would help.

    4. Re:Obligatory Old Person Joke by Dehumanizer · · Score: 1

      North Korea = communism, yes. But I haven't heard about any terrorist attacks by North Koreans recently... or ever, for that matter.

      Don't go around calling anything you don't like "terrorism". Doing that... is terrorism! :)

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    5. Re:Obligatory Old Person Joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh but you will, as soon as the NK "axis of evil" [sic] is the next on the NWO schedule. /Mr Conspiracy

    6. Re:Obligatory Old Person Joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought the N.Korean government was actively involved in efforts to terrify the N.Korean people..

  5. How soon we forget: webtv, iopener, audrey etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    How soon we forget: webtv, iopener, audrey etc.

    It's not easy selling computers to people who don't buy computers. WebTV was a lot cheaper than this, and sold very poorly, not because it wasn't a good value but because it was targeted
    at people who don't buy this stuff! At $400 + $13/mo, you not only have the "I'm just not interested" factor, but also the "are you kidding, I can't afford that!" factor.

    I just don't understand why people keep trying these "basically it's a crippled PC" business models. It's been proven so many times that even with a decent product and huge marketing budget, they just don't sell.

    On related note, I'd like to share a little secret about the Philips Sonicare toothbrush. Now, anyone who's used the Sonicare knows that this thing really does a fantastic job on teeth and gums. It's got some seriously powerful, high frequency action. Well, it turns out that the slender angled neck is perfect not only for reaching those tricky back molars, but is also perfectly suited for navigating the details of the inner labia. WARNING: do not stampede for the clitoris! The Sonicare is just too powerful to go there without careful warming up. You should probably also steer clear of the bristly side at first. I strongly recommend enabling the 14-day EasyStart feature, which gradually ramps up
    the power as she becomes comfortable with it. Good luck!

    1. Re:How soon we forget: webtv, iopener, audrey etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      And exactly how are toothbrush induced orgasms related to crippled overpriced computers.

      And on a related note, do you wash the toothbrush between using it for sex and using it to brush your teeth?

    2. Re:How soon we forget: webtv, iopener, audrey etc. by stupidfoo · · Score: 1

      Well, hopefully that this, like many of its predicesors, will be fun to hack and crack, and will hopefully end up being cheap so we can buy a bunch of them and do CRAZY anti-DMCA things to it.

    3. Re:How soon we forget: webtv, iopener, audrey etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      is the clitoris that thing that hangs down in the back of my throat??

    4. Re:How soon we forget: webtv, iopener, audrey etc. by spac3manspiff · · Score: 1

      I actually bought that sonicare and it threw it away the next day. The toothpaste simply doesnt stay on the damn head. I turn on the toothbrush and the paste goes all over my face. Now if you own/have a clitoris (i dont), it's another story. Anyways, your mouth will be much better off with the old school toothbrush

    5. Re:How soon we forget: webtv, iopener, audrey etc. by bechthros · · Score: 1

      yeah, it'd be a lot of fun to hack the frequency up or down on the toothbrush, to preference. No two people would like the same frequency, I'll bet. And oh, the anti-DMCA things we could DO with a beowulf cluster of sonic toothbrush dildoes... (or is that dildoe?)

    6. Re:How soon we forget: webtv, iopener, audrey etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I turn on the toothbrush and the paste goes all over my face.

      Ok, first off, we're talking about a clitoris.

      Second off, men don't have clitorises, and I don't think you were applying that thing to a clitoris, were you.

    7. Re:How soon we forget: webtv, iopener, audrey etc. by desplesda · · Score: 1

      So, basically it's a toothbrush-cum-vibrator.

      Haha. Ha.

    8. Re:How soon we forget: webtv, iopener, audrey etc. by Heftklammerdosierer! · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I can't decide whether to make a "minty fresh" joke or an oral sex joke, so I'll just suggest both and let you pick whichever combination you think is funniest.

      By the way, maybe it was offered as a counterexample to the "crippled PC" marketing concept. Not only is it a toothbrush, it's also a sex toy! And it does both well, instead of one thing half as well like the computer.

    9. Re:How soon we forget: webtv, iopener, audrey etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      is the clitoris that thing that hangs down in the back of my throat??

      Duh. That's the vulva.

    10. Re:How soon we forget: webtv, iopener, audrey etc. by EnronHaliburton2004 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Now, anyone who's used the Sonicare knows that this thing really does a fantastic job on teeth and gums.

      The Soniccare starts at $50. You can get a high quality, variable-speed vibrator for far less, and still have money for cheap dinner or a few drinks.

    11. Re:How soon we forget: webtv, iopener, audrey etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How soon we forget: webtv, iopener, audrey etc.

      The main thing about these is that they were absolute crap. Now with broadband, it is possible for companies to deliver real apps over the network. We really have to wait and see for the next round of "granny-approved" computing before completely troll-bashing it into smithereens.

    12. Re:How soon we forget: webtv, iopener, audrey etc. by fireboy1919 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You make a good point. The Sonicare's multifunctionality is what makes it useful!

      Is a crippled PC even worth it?

      Actually...for $400 and a subscription it better be a pretty decent PC, and the subscription better cover basic internet access.

      E-machines used to be free with a two year MSN subscription. That seems like a better deal for idiots.

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    13. Re:How soon we forget: webtv, iopener, audrey etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, that would be a penis.

    14. Re:How soon we forget: webtv, iopener, audrey etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      you're supposed to turn it on after putting it in your mouth

    15. Re:How soon we forget: webtv, iopener, audrey etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't decide whether to make a "minty fresh" joke or an oral sex joke

      Why not do both?

    16. Re:How soon we forget: webtv, iopener, audrey etc. by phillymjs · · Score: 4, Funny

      is the clitoris that thing that hangs down in the back of my throat??

      Only if you're Linda Lovelace.

      Otherwise, that would be the uvula.

      ~Philly

    17. Re:How soon we forget: webtv, iopener, audrey etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Soniccare starts at $50. You can get a high quality, variable-speed vibrator for far less, and still have money for cheap dinner or a few drinks.

      You can get a vibrating toothbrush for much less but it's no soniccare. Cheepo vibrators whether they be toothbrushes or vibrating dildos are based on a motor with an off balanced wheel. It's hard to rev one up to the level of SonicCare. But like toothbrushes vibrators start cheap and go much much higher.

      But all of this is beside the point. Would you want to use a toothbrush that has been applied to your own or someone else's genitals.

      [x] Post Anonymously

    18. Re:How soon we forget: webtv, iopener, audrey etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      P.S. I learned about the site from MST3K the movie.

    19. Re:How soon we forget: webtv, iopener, audrey etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd just like to congradulate you for successfully hijacking a thread. You may have just found the secret to +5 mods. Fuck the computer, I want the toothbrush!

    20. Re:How soon we forget: webtv, iopener, audrey etc. by BobNET · · Score: 4, Funny

      Only when it's really cold outside.

    21. Re:How soon we forget: webtv, iopener, audrey etc. by Dieppe · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Oh, but the $100 Eroscillator is a better deal because it does come with interchangable heads AND you can vary the speeds.

      The Sonicare is about $70 and just has the bristly head as well as you have to restart it every 2 minutes... not a good thing for orgasmic pleasure.

      Just pony up the extra $30 and get one that doesn't need to be recharged AND actually works... for that purpose, that is.

    22. Re:How soon we forget: webtv, iopener, audrey etc. by secretsquirel · · Score: 0

      So is this your way of telling everyone that you just got laid? Either way thanks for the tip. I wonder how my spinbrush would do?

    23. Re:How soon we forget: webtv, iopener, audrey etc. by rzebram · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Is anybody else disturbed by the vibrator discussion that's about to start here? Did you people forget this is slashdot? Are the stars aligned just right today to make everybody horny?

    24. Re:How soon we forget: webtv, iopener, audrey etc. by Alien+Being · · Score: 2, Interesting

      [ Doctor sits next to Babs on the couch ]

      Doctor: I won't beat around the bush, Babs.

      Babs: Is it bad?

      Doctor: In a nutshell, your uvula is on the fritz. Which reminds me of a little joke. Knock knock!

      Babs: Who's there?

      Doctor: Babs' uvula.

      Babs: Babs' uvula who?

      Doctor: I don't know, Babs. But I do know this - you've really let your uvula go to the dogs.

      Babs: Yes.. I have..

      Sister: I'd like to share this with you, Sis. [ opens a greeting card ] "To Babs: It'll behoove ya', to care for your uvula! Love, Sis."

      Babs: Boy, do I hear ya', Sis! From now on, it's strictly good, clean fun. For me and my uvula!

    25. Re:How soon we forget: webtv, iopener, audrey etc. by KingPunk · · Score: 0

      that 400$ pos isn't anything compaired to AMD's nearly identical project called the PIC (Personal Internet Computer) powered by the newly aquired Geode line of cpu's. (http://www.amd.com/us-en/ConnectivitySolutions/Pr oductInformation/0,,50_2330_12264,00.html/
      might i add that in my humble geeky opinion, the geode looks much better, and its smaller!
      ..a wise man once said, its not the size its how you use it.

      ..so i bought an old room-size VMS! ;)

    26. Re:How soon we forget: webtv, iopener, audrey etc. by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      we can buy a bunch of them and do CRAZY anti-DMCA things to it.

      The site says it can't burn CDs, and though there are no hardware (or software -- but my money's on Linux, as it touts being able to play "some" games and use "approved" printers, which sounds like Wine to me) specs, there is a floppy disk in one photo, so possibly it has a floppy drive. Also it needs DSL, probably an internal DSL modem with an RJ11 jack -- maybe someone could hack a network connection out of that. Anyway, if it gets boring, throw the box and replace it with a Mini-Mac.

    27. Re:How soon we forget: webtv, iopener, audrey etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but can you clean your teeth with a vibrator? huh? huh?

    28. Re:How soon we forget: webtv, iopener, audrey etc. by jeif1k · · Score: 1

      How soon we forget: webtv, iopener, audrey etc.

      I think they mostly got killed by poor screens and too limited functionality.

      It's not easy selling computers to people who don't buy computers.

      But it's easy to sell it to the kids that otherwise would have to spend hours each month fixing up their parent's computers. At some point, the kids make enough money that it's worth it.

    29. Re:How soon we forget: webtv, iopener, audrey etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What he ^ said, moron.

    30. Re:How soon we forget: webtv, iopener, audrey etc. by 808140 · · Score: 1

      I have a better idea. Just get a Hitachi Magic Wand. Honestly.

      It's great that some tools can be used in novel ways for which they weren't intended, but with all the weird colored drool that ends up on my electric toothbrush (you ever drink coffee and then go brush your tongue?) I don't know if I'd want to put it anywhere near a vagina.

      Vibrators are great, inexpensive, and will give your girl an orgasm no man can give her whenever she wants it (or give you an orgasm, if you're a girl). Check out this awesome site for more information: How to use a vibrator by Betty Dodson (not explicit).

    31. Re:How soon we forget: webtv, iopener, audrey etc. by miu · · Score: 1

      I'd like to move past the silly application of misunderstood Latin suffix rules that gave us 'virii' (although general mockery seems to have put an end to that word) and start misapplying Greek suffix rules - I therefore nominate 'dildae'.

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    32. Re:How soon we forget: webtv, iopener, audrey etc. by Daengbo · · Score: 2, Funny

      Now if you own/have a clitoris (i dont)
      I just rent...

    33. Re:How soon we forget: webtv, iopener, audrey etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Failed attempt at humor.

    34. Re:How soon we forget: webtv, iopener, audrey etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Soniccare starts at $50. You can get a high quality, variable-speed vibrator for far less, and still have money for cheap dinner or a few drinks.

      Not only that, but you don't have to give up your toothbrush. ...

      You did give up your toothbrush, didn't you?

    35. Re:How soon we forget: webtv, iopener, audrey etc. by Italianjon · · Score: 1

      If it came bundled with an AOL subscription... then it would really be for idiots... 'AOL - So easy to use: No wonder the Internet is full of Morons!'

    36. Re:How soon we forget: webtv, iopener, audrey etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I will never forget Audrey. (sigh)
      Oh! That 3COM internet appliance thingie....
      (never mind....)

    37. Re:How soon we forget: webtv, iopener, audrey etc. by wandering_princess · · Score: 1

      Wow, I remember a recent discussion about female orgasms and their fakeness... and now advice about particluar toothbrushes as vibrators. This place is getting more like the "Lets Talk About Sex" message board on ivillage.co.uk, and much more female friendly every day.... :)

    38. Re:How soon we forget: webtv, iopener, audrey etc. by danila · · Score: 1

      I just don't understand why people keep trying these "basically it's a crippled PC" business models.

      You know the difference between a good salesman and a bad salesman? The bad salesman comes to Alaska, sees that Eskimos don't use refrigerators and says: "Noone is using fridges here, it's hopeless, I can't sell any." A good one comes afterwards and says "Noone is using fridges here! OMFG! What a huge potential market!"

      There is a market of tens of millions of people, who don't own and don't use PCs. If you find a way to sell PCs (or PC replacements) to them, you can make tons of money with your unique product. So it makes sense to try again and again, even though all previous attempts only barely managed to break-even if at all.

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    39. Re:How soon we forget: webtv, iopener, audrey etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I turn on the toothbrush and the paste goes all over my face.

      Have you considered not turning it on until it goes into your mouth? Or dabbing a bit of toothpaste on your teeth instead of on the brush? I guess the IQ level of slashdotters really is overrated.

    40. Re:How soon we forget: webtv, iopener, audrey etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      1. What kind of sick pervert uses toothpaste with a vibrator?!!!!

      2. I have no uvula, you insensitive clod! (I have to be very careful when eating/drinking!)

    41. Re:How soon we forget: webtv, iopener, audrey etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you people forget this is slashdot? Are the stars aligned just right today to make everybody horny?

      Stars aligned?? What???

      Yes, this *is* slashdot? Of course everybody here is horny.

    42. Re:How soon we forget: webtv, iopener, audrey etc. by chrono325 · · Score: 1

      I immediately checked sonicare.com and saw this picture.

      I will never look at electric toothbrushes the same way again.

    43. Re:How soon we forget: webtv, iopener, audrey etc. by operagost · · Score: 1
      I'm sure that use violates some sort of warning on the side of the package. Maybe something in Engrish, like "do not use for the other use."

      So, er, do you still brush your teeth with it?

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    44. Re:How soon we forget: webtv, iopener, audrey etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Eroscillator didn't work very well for me. I still had to have a few cavities filled by my dentist.

    45. Re:How soon we forget: webtv, iopener, audrey etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...Or a toothbrush :)

  6. This is a smart idea by odano · · Score: 1

    One problem with computers has been they have the initial price and support, but they aren't getting that lucrative monthly subscription fee. I think this is a great business plan if they actually can get this to work.

    1. Re:This is a smart idea by uberfruk · · Score: 1

      based on what's happened in the past with internet appliances, i highly doubt it will. and, how do they expect the customers to install and hook it up to the a dsl line?

    2. Re:This is a smart idea by thrillseeker · · Score: 4, Funny
      I think this is a great business plan if they actually can get this to work.

      Most business plans are great if they can be made to work.

    3. Re:This is a smart idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not on your life. EVERY SINGLE computing device that has a subscription attached to it has failed miserably.

      audrey? IOpener? WebTV? websurfer pro?

      when someone buys something for $400.00 they expect to be able to use it in any way they want, that means with aol (Oooh! I forgot that one! the gateway connected AOL appliance!) or their local mom and pop ISP or whatever is the cheapest to them.

      remove the subscription and sell only the device, oh and put a huge warning lable that it does NOT work with AOL or broadband.

      this is a huge failure, it's just a leftover from the dot-bomb days.

  7. I believe it's called the iMac Mini by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why bother with anything else? Really.

    1. Re:I believe it's called the iMac Mini by sparkster812 · · Score: 1

      It's called the Macmini. Slashdot has had a few stories on it now already.

      Ahhh redundancy.

  8. My grandparents wouldn't use a computer.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..for the same reason I don't listen to today's music. It's a generation thing.

    1. Re:My grandparents wouldn't use a computer.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ..for the same reason I don't listen to today's music. It's a generation thing.

      Not listening to today's music is simply bad taste on your part.

  9. hmm, don't know about this one... by TheWart · · Score: 2

    To me, this is hardly what my Grandparents need. What happens if the company goes under? Stuck with a useless pc? For roughly the same price, I would much rather them get a mac mini...would mean a whole lot less "Why can't I do this...?" type phone calls headed in my direction.

    1. Re:hmm, don't know about this one... by aichpvee · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you're going to waste their money on a mac mini, why not just go for the el cheapo special from dell or someone and then install Linux on it? That'd cost them 400$ too (cheaper than lamer mini mac) and the monitor (and usually printer) come with it.

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    2. Re:hmm, don't know about this one... by icedevil · · Score: 1

      On the heels of the Mac Mini announcement I'm surprised more people haven't said this. I've never been a personal fan of the Macintosh, or Apple in general. Especially after their RIAA/MPAA like tactics of suing their customers but I'd sooner recommend one for my grandparents than the SimPC.

      On a related note: out of all of my relatives my Grandmother is one of the more computer savvy ones, and happily burns Cds, uses her cable modem, emails everyone and creates greeting cards. Not too shabby for someone who is 80 and never touched a computer until she was 75 or so!

    3. Re:hmm, don't know about this one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please stop, you're upsetting him, now he will have to cry himself to sleep tonight.

    4. Re:hmm, don't know about this one... by koi88 · · Score: 2, Informative

      why not just go for the el cheapo special from dell or someone and then install Linux on it?

      I tell you why the Mac Mini is better suited for your grandmother:
      • iMovie
      • iPhoto
      • overall better quality
      • easy-to-install software (my grandmother CAN install software on her iMac, yet I don't think she could do on a Linux-box)

      No offense meant against Linux, it's a great OS (while I prefer BSD, which is dying, and MacOS).
      Yet I think Mac OS and Macs in general are more granny-compatible
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    5. Re:hmm, don't know about this one... by Dehumanizer · · Score: 1

      You don't understand. You DON'T want your grandmother to install stuff on her PC.

      You ask her what she wants to do with the computer. "Oh, just read and send mails, go to a couple of sites, write a letter and print it, maybe play a little Bejeweled". So YOU install all that for her, and don't give her root / Administrator access. Linux booting into X with a few large, friendly, unmovable icons on the desktop is perfect.

      Limited? Sure. But she'll be the only one in her group of friends whose computer doesn't break down all the time... and who won't need to call you to fix it (instead, she'll have to cook something to attract you! :))

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    6. Re:hmm, don't know about this one... by koi88 · · Score: 1


      You don't understand. You DON'T want your grandmother to install stuff on her PC.

      I know. BUT sometimes she brings a CD with a encyclopedia, or whatever.
      And she wants to install it. And she does.
      And next time I visit her I find out she has installed 3-4 new programs and there was no need to call me.

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  10. Or by MoneyT · · Score: 3

    For $500 and $8.33 a month, you could get a Mac mini and do the same thing, with less viruses and spyware.

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    1. Re:Or by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sir are an idiot. How is a Mac going to have less viruses and spyware than a computer with a proprietary OS that wont allow you to install software?

    2. Re:Or by 01dbs · · Score: 1

      For $500 and $8.33 a month, you could get a Mac mini and do the same thing, with less viruses and spyware.

      And you can burn CDs and install whatever software you want. I can't imagine how this could possibly become a profitable endeavor.

    3. Re:Or by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's count the number of Viruses and Spyware for Mac OS X shall we?

      Zero OS X Viruses in the wild. Zero OS X Spyware in the wild.

      That was pretty easy.

    4. Re:Or by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So let me say it again, how is the Mac going to have LESS viruses and spyware?

    5. Re:Or by dweezil-n0xad · · Score: 1

      In the Netherlands and Belgium, the Mac mini costs 520 euro actually (that's ~683 dollar). So the simPC is much cheaper. Not that I would buy it though :p

    6. Re:Or by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay, as long as both the SimPC and OS X never have a Virus or Spyware incident then it will be impossible for OS X to have less viruses or spyware than the SimPC. Hooray! You've beaten me at semantics.

    7. Re:Or by EnronHaliburton2004 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Assuming that the software you want is on mac, which is pretty doubtful.

      The Mac has plenty of decent software, especially software that the elderly would be using (online banking, email, web browsing, watching movies).

      Maybe it doesn't have a terrific array of games and specialty softare, but somehow I don't expect Granddad to be hosing down aliens with a flamethrower in Halo2.

    8. Re:Or by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

      you are an ignorant Boob.

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    9. Re:Or by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which software would that be? The latest games, which grandparent types tend to not give a shit about? Please. You're the same fuckwad that told someone else to go with a fucking Linux-based computer, and you're questioning the software availability of the MAC? Shut the fuck up.

    10. Re:Or by TheOriginalRevdoc · · Score: 1

      It runs a 'proprietary' OS, so I don't think there'll be many viruses or spyware programs out there.

    11. Re:Or by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      none of them are tasks that are not accomplished equally well on any platform (except windows since you WILL get owned). Try again.
      What a joke, what about Logic Audio? I mean Rosegarden is nice, but it is no Logic. There is a lot of other software too, and I'm not a Mac lunatic, I use Linux for most things, but it doesn't cut it for studio work.
    12. Re:Or by Rendus · · Score: 1, Troll

      Actually, who knows what sort of spyware type stuff will come on these closed PCs?

      Mac wins.

    13. Re:Or by EnronHaliburton2004 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      All but one of those is a function of a webbrowser.

      Or, a specialized client software such as Quicken, Eudora or iTunes.

      You mac lunatics always

      For the record, I don't own a Mac. I owned an Apple IIe in 1984. But I think they are perfectly decent computers.

      Fine, what software would your grandpa use which isn't on a Mac?

    14. Re:Or by gl4ss · · Score: 0

      or a pc with a monitor, keyboard, decent amount of ram and hd.

      besides.. even a mac is possible to fuck up by the user...

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    15. Re:Or by forkazoo · · Score: 1

      Well, compare the availability of software on the Mac to the availability of software for an embedded device that won't let the user install any software... Seriously, everything I do, I can do on a Mac. apt-get and vi both run on OS-X. Oh, and X11.

    16. Re:Or by sxtxixtxcxh · · Score: 1

      well.... that may be true...
      [agent smith]but.. what good will that browser do when you can't... click/type/see?[/agent smith]

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    17. Re:Or by MrLint · · Score: 2

      i love the smell of geritol in the morning

    18. Re:Or by minister+of+funk · · Score: 1

      Of course not... Halo 2 doesn't have a flamethrower.

    19. Re:Or by RzUpAnmsCwrds · · Score: 2, Insightful

      " For $500 and $8.33 a month, you could get a Mac mini and do the same thing, with less viruses and spyware."

      Wow. Someone didn't even read the Slashdot story summary.

      HINT: It doesn't run Windows.

    20. Re:Or by jeif1k · · Score: 2, Insightful

      For $500 and $8.33 a month, you could get a Mac mini and do the same thing, with less viruses and spyware.

      Oh, well, no discussion of a new device, computer, or OS is complete without a bunch of Macintosh folks saying that the Macintosh did it all better and did it all first.

      But, no, the Mac Mini does not do this. Macintoshes are a little easier to maintain than Windows machines, but parents and grandparents can easily screw them up. I know: I have been in the position of fixing them.

      Another problem with the Mac Mini is that parents and grandparents will buy random software and hardware and expect it to work. Because, contrary to what people would have us believe, many products for the Mac don't "just work" but require lots of fiddling, driver downloads, software updates, and weird configuration options, that translates into many hours of work for the kids.

      Something like a SimPC for Email/Web and a PS/2 for games seems like a great choice for the parents/grandparents.

    21. Re:Or by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or buy for 395 euros from a french concurrent proposing the same service without mensual costs and based on linux

      sorry link in french
      http://www.ordissimo.com/

    22. Re:Or by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which says nothing about it's capabilities of being infected with spyware or viruses. For all you know, the parent company puts their own spyware on the machine and it doesn't take much to write a virus or two.

    23. Re:Or by falcon5768 · · Score: 1
      have you used a mac since OSX?

      Only thing I ever have to download drivers for is a printer. And even then they usually come with the printer.

      and before you say anything I install these things into schools for a living. While they still manage to make my job a living hell with OS 9 I get maybe a call a month if that for OS X

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    24. Re:Or by dn15 · · Score: 2, Informative
      contrary to what people would have us believe, many products for the Mac don't "just work" but require lots of fiddling, driver downloads, software updates, and weird configuration options, that translates into many hours of work for the kids.
      That's funny, of all the hardware I use on my Mac, the scanner was the only one that wasn't automatically recognized and configured by the OS. I can't imagine what kind of freaky peripherals you must be using that required hours of fiddling, downloads, and software updates... or much of any driver installation at all for that matter. I guess YMMV, but in my experience "what people would have us believe" is the truth.
    25. Re:Or by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow. Someone didn't even read the Slashdot story summary.

      HINT: It doesn't run Windows.


      The summary clearly said "runs a proprietary OS". Can't get much more proprietary than Windows.

    26. Re:Or by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      Which says nothing about it's capabilities of being infected with spyware or viruses.

      Exactly - it says nothing about it, including that it'll be more prone to malware than OS X.

      I say drop the fanboy astroturfing and wait and see.

    27. Re:Or by BigJStudd · · Score: 3, Funny

      I don't know what kind of superpowers your grandparents have, but my grandfather (may he rest in peace) did not have the ability to use a computer without a monitor, keyboard and mouse.

    28. Re:Or by fewnorms · · Score: 1

      My dear friend, the basic MacMini costs 499,- Euro as well inlc. tax. The higher end version costs 599,- Euro. All this according to this site.

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    29. Re:Or by iainl · · Score: 1

      Or a Windows port right now. But hey, who's counting?

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    30. Re:Or by dronkert · · Score: 1

      In the Netherlands and Belgium, the Mac mini costs 520 euro

      No. Netherlands: 499, Belgium: 519.

    31. Re:Or by jeif1k · · Score: 1

      I can't imagine what kind of freaky peripherals you must be using that required hours of fiddling, downloads, and software updates...

      I have had problems with several scanners, some Bluetooth adapters, some PCMCIA cards, USB webcams, some digital cameras, and several different kinds of printers.

      or much of any driver installation at all for that matter.

      If you generally buy devices that don't require driver installation, you are buying standards-conforming devices. Good for you (yes, please support standards), but the devices that don't require drivers on OS X also don't require drivers on Linux or Windows.

    32. Re:Or by jeif1k · · Score: 1

      have you used a mac since OSX?

      Yes. I own several OS X machines and help relatives with them. They are less of a pain than Windows when it comes to drivers and software installation and support, but they are by no means machines that "just work".

      Only thing I ever have to download drivers for is a printer. And even then they usually come with the printer.

      And scanners, web cams, digital cameras, several printers, USB Bluetooth adapters, PDAs, the list goes on.

    33. Re:Or by Svartalf · · Score: 1

      I think the less viruses and spyware was referring to the E-Machines deal which is in the same general ballpark.

      Next time you might want to pay closer attention to the topic thread before being sarcastic. It's a waste of good sarcasm...

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    34. Re:Or by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Fine, what software would your grandpa use which isn't on a Mac?
      Paltalk.
  11. Idiot proof? by tuxter · · Score: 1

    Hahahahahaha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Ad infinitum ad naseum.

    1. Re:Idiot proof? by klang · · Score: 1

      No, they are actually calling your grandmothers 'idiots' .. nothing to do with you :-)

  12. Netherlands? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is this because The Netherlands is the country whose prime minister, when told to click on the icon, physically picked up the mouse... and proceded to click on the icon? ;)

    1. Re:Netherlands? by Teun · · Score: 1

      Yep, then prime minister Kok aimed the mouse at the screen as if it were a remote...

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    2. Re:Netherlands? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck you. The Netherlands suck.

  13. Already tried by jkmartin · · Score: 1

    So it's basically a rebranded WebTV, right? Microsoft must still have 3 warehouses full of those things just waiting to be shipped.

    1. Re:Already tried by 2advanced.net · · Score: 1

      Microsoft recently restarted their MSN TV service ... I've seen ads running in Prime Time on major TV stations here in Los Angeles. They may feel that the cheap price of internet access and rapidly dropping hardware costs may mean it's time to go for that market again. On the other hand, they may also be trying to get rid of some old inventory between Windows releases.

    2. Re:Already tried by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      I think the Internet has been perverted quite enough by WebTVers. I don't know whether it was the MLM scheme that they tried to sell the things with, but WebTV attracted some of the looniest people around, some of which still post.

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  14. wasn't this called... by bechthros · · Score: 1

    ...WebTV?

  15. iOpener? by clmensch · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Haven't we seen these before? iOpener anyone?

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  16. LOL! by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So you pay for something which can't do most the things we find useful in a PC? Then we have to pay by the month? Hey lets just install Windows starter edition too, that way we'll have a PC which can't do anything.

    I bet this is dead within 6 months because it's so stupid.

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    1. Re:LOL! by aichpvee · · Score: 1

      And at least with Windows Starter Edition you get a video showing you how to use the mouse. I don't see how they expect grandma to use this thing without that!

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    2. Re:LOL! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you look at the picture of this, it is a Lex Lite; my guess is it will be running some branded version of Linux with permissions locked down and no CD burner installed and bits of stuff set to auto load at startup. Its not such a bad idea, but the Via processors are a bit anaemic compared to the PPC in the new macs. However, yes, there is nothing special about the old as compared to any other computer unfamiliar segment, and in Europe the unfamiliar tend to buy from a familiar high street retailer. So it is hard to see this working commercially via a direct channel.

    3. Re:LOL! by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1
      I bet this is dead within 6 months because it's so stupid.

      6 months? You're being generous.

    4. Re:LOL! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bet it will be successful, simply because slashdot thinks it wont be :P
      *hint* ipod

    5. Re:LOL! by ticktockticktock · · Score: 1

      Sadly, teaching an elderly person, who has never used a computer before, how to use a mouse isn't so easy and some elderly people just can't use a mouse properly due to their hands shaking badly.

    6. Re:LOL! by Garak · · Score: 1

      This is the answer to the computer industry. Most people don't want to install software on their PC. All they need is a webbroswer, email client and some office software. Thats it, simple.

      Its all the options that us geeks like that everyone else hates about computers. They all want one way to do things, they don't want anything to change, they don't want to know how to install software or what a harddrive is, etc...

      Stuff like digital cameras, scanners and printers all kind of throw a wrench in things but all they need to do is come up with a forward looking standard interface(Both at the UI and driver level) that is dead simple. There shouldn't be a need for each manufacture to have their own drivers. Digital cameras are already pretty much there, most of them just come up as generic usb storage devices. Now all they need to add is a weblike interface for scanner and printer control, where when you click on your printer settings you basicly get a webpage off the deivce.

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  17. Why? by thewldisntenuff · · Score: 1

    What's the point if you can't do anything useful? It's like XP Starter Edition.....

    Old or not, once people realize it's useless, they won't like it.

    -thewldisntenuff

  18. Like my Granny used to say... by The+Ultimate+Fartkno · · Score: 4, Funny

    "...boy, you can buy yourself one of them newfangledy calculatin' machines or you can sell a pig in a poke to a one-eyed man with a two-eyed mule. And if that don't set your pears to picklin' then I'm not worth a squirt of spit into an Alabama wind. Yep, that's what I'm sayin'."

    Okay, so Granny drank a hell of a lot...

    1. Re:Like my Granny used to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bet Thanksgiving at your house was fun.

  19. A computer for the Alzheimer's demographic by shawkin · · Score: 1

    For $400 this computer goes directly to a level of worthlessness equal to the BSOD without any annoying intermediate steps.
    This is genius.

  20. Hasn't this been done before? by rubberbando · · Score: 1

    I thought it was called WebTV? *shrug*

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  21. All my grandparents need.. by Mechcommander · · Score: 1

    Is either having VNC installed or Remote Desktop Connection enabled so I can help them when and wherever I am. Why in the world would I want them to spend a monthly subscription on a PC that they really can't do much with? I can build them a decent computer for around $300, and if they ever have a problem or a question, they always can come to me.
    Besides, my grandparents utilise their CD-Burner, and they like to install new software, like Microsoft Word, Quicken, or some other such office program from time-to-time.

    1. Re:All my grandparents need.. by screwdriver · · Score: 1

      You're kidding, right? You'll gladly give up sex with your partner to fix grandma's computer? Trust me, it will become a full time job.

      As far as I'm concerned, as long as they think they have a fully functional PC, so be it.

  22. The name you're looking for is... by Wiwi+Jumbo · · Score: 1

    iMac Mini.

    That's the computer for parents and grandparents. I'm a windows weenie and I can see that. :)

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    1. Re:The name you're looking for is... by emrysk · · Score: 1

      I agree. But, it's called a "Mac mini" according to apple.com. Common mistake, it seems.

    2. Re:The name you're looking for is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd say the emac/imac is a better choice(depending on price range). Remember, these are people who think the moniter is the computer and might remove that usless box conected to it to save space. W/ the imac it's simple, the keyboard plugs into the computer so you can type, and the computer plugs into the wall. Obviously this depends on the level of incopotence your dealing with, but some idiots are not to be under estimated.

  23. Some bastard will find a way by Man+in+Spandex · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    to run linux or whatever on it. It shouldn't be too long.

  24. How long before they are free... by jarich · · Score: 2, Insightful
    How long before they are free with a $20 or $30 a month charge?

    With a $200 to $300 wholesale cost, they can make their money back in a year on a unit, not counting what they make with targetted advertising on their captive audience.

    Lock in grandma to a 2 year contract and you're set!

    Bundle in a few Tivo-esque features... they are already set for VOIP... might be the killer app(s) for the grandparents!

  25. Nope. by PeterPumpkin · · Score: 1

    Businesses in the market to sell PC's to the elderly better be prepared to fail. :D

    Not to mention, most older folks probably won't think about buying a computer without talking to somebody who has one. And, of course, this bunny box will be universally unrecommended.

  26. Requires a DSL line... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Any telco that offers DSL service would be unlikely to want to compete with themselves by offering a device with VOIP when they already provide POTS service. Many require a POTS line to even subscribe to DSL service. I'm also assuming the $12/month is on top of whatever you would be paying for the DSL service.

  27. RTFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That was a waste of a mouse click.

    I think the slashdot description is longer than the linked article :)

  28. Misses the point by _Hellfire_ · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The unit can't burn CD's or do video editing.

    In my experience this is precisely what elderly people want to do with their PC's.

    I think a configured Mac mini with it's stable, easy to use operating system hooked up to a DSL router (ie it holds the connection for you - not the computer) is probably just as easy to use and has more of the stuff that grandparents actually want to do.

    As a side note, the proprietry OS scares me. What happens when the company goes under and there's something wrong that prevents the OS from loading (like hardware failure). Say bye-bye to the last 5 years of photos and letters from the grandkids.

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    1. Re:Misses the point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or just an Ethernet ADSL modem, our local DSL provider (Telus) just requires your MAC Address and you're on. No PPPoE or any other kludge.

    2. Re:Misses the point by HermanAB · · Score: 1

      Max OSX isn't proprietary? What happens if Apple goes bust?

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    3. Re:Misses the point by _Hellfire_ · · Score: 1

      Isn't Windows proprietary? OMG, if Microsoft goes bust, does that mean that the 50 gazillion Windows users out there won't have access to their systems? Of course not, because the Windows OS has very good industry support. The same goes for Apple. There are enough machines out there that if Apple goes under, quite a few people will be able to deal with your problem; as opposed to the SimPC which if it sells 100 units and goes bust, has absolutely no industry support backing up whatever custom never-heard-of-it-OS is installed. Even better if it has a custom filesystem that no-one knows about. I wouldn't let my grandparents' data be entrusted to a custom piece of software.

      A custom piece of software or hardware becomes a standard when enough people are using it. Remember, Windows was a custom, little-known piece of software with no industry support behind it at one point too. If Microsoft had folded at a point when a few people were using FAT (a proprietary file system at the time - now a standard due to high usage) and some of those people experienced software errors that meant they couldn't boot their OS's, it would mean loss of data. Period.

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    4. Re:Misses the point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They've been going bust for what... 30 years nearly?

      But seriously, if the worst were to happen, then Macs around the world won't suddenly explode. They'll continue to work just as they do now, day in and day out. During that time, you can either migrate your files to a common file format, or choose to just back them up to CD (which is a common file system).

    5. Re:Misses the point by EvilFrog · · Score: 1

      Apple has enough money in reserve that they could turn zero profit and still continue to operate for over a decade. In fact, it's been that way since the Apple ][ days.

      Add to the fact that their market share has been increasing as of late (especially with the success of the iPod) and I think it's safe to say that Apple isn't going anywhere.

    6. Re:Misses the point by anactofgod · · Score: 1

      What would happen indeed? If Apple were to go bust, where would Microsoft and the rest of the computer industry look to for the Next Big Idea?

      After all, to steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from Apple is research. *g*

      Yeah? So, what's Wilson Mizner gonna do about it? Not a GD thing, that's what!

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    7. Re:Misses the point by Lally+Singh · · Score: 1

      That would be a good question, but Apple is the Highlander of computer companies. It keeps getting shot down and called dead, but then it's still alive... Weird.

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    8. Re:Misses the point by Cracell · · Score: 1

      Ya, from the elderly I know who use computers They like photo editing mostly, email, and video editing (some) I have a Great Aunt that's not like good with photoshop, she takes forever, but she does awesome work, seriously she's been restoring photos, it's beyond what I have the patience for, she'll spend like 24 hours on a single picture, it's insane anyways ya The thing is, windows should be less auto dead, the first thing heeded is to get everyone to switch to firefox to prevent them from getting spyware, that's the biggest problem on the average idiot's compy

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    9. Re:Misses the point by Knetzar · · Score: 1

      And to steal ideas from Xerox is just common sense.

    10. Re:Misses the point by metalhed77 · · Score: 1

      The unit can't burn CD's or do video editing.

      In my experience this is precisely what elderly people want to do with their PC's.


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    11. Re:Misses the point by _Hellfire_ · · Score: 1

      Care to elaborate?

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    12. Re:Misses the point by iainl · · Score: 1

      Precisely. Every Grandparent I know uses their PC for most or all of the following:

      a) Copying their vinyl to CD
      b) Working with the pictures from their digital still camera (backing up to CD, printing, editing)
      c) Doing equivalent things with video from their digital video camera (i.e. editing and writing to DVD)
      d) Family history stuff

      None of which this little box seems to do.

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    13. Re:Misses the point by NaughtyNimitz · · Score: 1

      Oh you idiot you! Check your homework...
      Xerox allowed Apple to look at their setup because the wanted (and got) shares in Apple.
      do you really think they would let someone peek at their goodies without getting something for it.

    14. Re:Misses the point by Tim+Browse · · Score: 1
      Apple has enough money in reserve that they could turn zero profit and still continue to operate for over a decade. In fact, it's been that way since the Apple ][ days.

      Oh come on, that's not fair - I'm sure they've made a profit since the Apple ][ ! :-)

    15. Re:Misses the point by metalhed77 · · Score: 1

      I dunno, you may very well have a point, I was going more for the cheap joke. That said, all the elderly people I meet just want to write / send email, browse the web, and compose documents. Maybe my sample's off though....

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  29. Um.. Obvious question... by GuruBuckaroo · · Score: 1

    So you can't install software - but you get virus protection? From what?

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    1. Re:Um.. Obvious question... by GooTi · · Score: 1

      You cannot install software ... virus/worm/trojan writters do not necessarily apply.

    2. Re:Um.. Obvious question... by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      So you can't install software - but you get virus protection? From what?

      It comes with email filtering against spam and viruses. Obviously Windows viruses aren't going to do any harm on this, but the owners are still going to worry about them. Even if harmless, just deleting dozens of them every day is a pain.

    3. Re:Um.. Obvious question... by Atrax · · Score: 1

      You cannot install software ... virus/worm/trojan writters do not necessarily apply.

      so to install something yourself.... ... you just write a virus?

      uh?

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    4. Re:Um.. Obvious question... by spylee · · Score: 1

      Hm, maybe it would be from uninstalling software?

      Come to think of it, what happens when Mr. Oldie upgrades software - or is that too hard to dream of doing?

  30. And it's not just the Mac Mini! by testing124 · · Score: 0

    Well doh, everyone knows iMacs are designed to be iDiot proof!

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  31. not really hackable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Well, hopefully that this, like many of its predicesors, will be fun to hack and crack, and will hopefully end up being cheap so we can buy a bunch of them and do CRAZY anti-DMCA things to it.

    It's not all that hackable. The whole thing is practically hermetically sealed. Both the charging base and the movement are driven by magnetic coupling (in order to waterproof it).

    I dunno - maybe there's some anti-dmca thing you could do but I can't think of what.

    1. Re:not really hackable by X0563511 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Not sure if your trying to be funny or not, but i think he was talking about the simPC, not the toothbrush...

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  32. stupid business model by TWX · · Score: 1

    If the appliance (I have a hard time calling a specially-built and locked down machine by the term "computer") were very, very cheap or free, or if it came with a year's free service, or if the service were very inexpensive I could see how this could work.

    $400? And I don't get to do with it what I want? And everything is proprietary?

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  33. Dumb dumb dumb by Deep+Fried+Geekboy · · Score: 1

    My (aged) mother has an iMac which she loves and which she bought herself after she got fed up with the mac I gave her. Then she decided she needed another 'puter so she bought a low-end Dell because it was cheap. Result, misery. The reason is not because she's stupid, not because she can't transfer from OS X to XP (she had no problem) but because she really can't work out where all this spyware and virus shit is coming from or what to do about it. Try fixing that over the Atlantic. She would never buy something like this.

    She will, however, buy a mini mac in a heartbeat. Or I will buy it for her.

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  34. That's an easy call by mnoel2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Mac mini + simple Finder.

    I dunno about updates, though. I know you could use Apple Remote Desktop/VNC, but it'd be nice if I could patch Granny's Mac over SSH.

    1. Re:That's an easy call by mister_tim · · Score: 3, Informative

      but it'd be nice if I could patch Granny's Mac over SSH.

      You can.
      ssh in, then:
      softwareupdate -l to list available updates.
      softwareupdate -i [name of package] to install the one you want.
      reboot (or shutdown -r) to reboot.

    2. Re:That's an easy call by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      man softwareupdate

    3. Re:That's an easy call by phillymjs · · Score: 2, Informative

      Even easier,

      softwareupdate -ia; shutdown -r +30

      to install all available updates and reboot the machine in 30 minutes (adjust time according to how fast your connection is or to reboot when convenient for the end-users)

      IMHO they need to add an option to softwareupdate to have it automatically reboot upon completion of all the installations, if a reboot is required by any updates.

      ~Philly

    4. Re:That's an easy call by cortana · · Score: 2, Informative

      If softwareupdate doesn't return immediatly, and instead quits once the update is done, you can "softwareupdate -ia && shutdown -r now".

    5. Re:That's an easy call by mister_tim · · Score: 1

      I agree - much easier. Thanks for that tip

    6. Re:That's an easy call by phillymjs · · Score: 1

      Thanks for that tip-- I still have much to learn about the command line and shell scripting.

      ~Philly

    7. Re:That's an easy call by jlaxson · · Score: 1

      Just watch out for QT 6 updates. For whatever stupid reason, a dialog will come up asking for your serial number. (Lifelong Apple fanatic, but this one still boggles me). The update will pause until you kill the process. It's called QT6Register or something.

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    8. Re:That's an easy call by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      reboot (or shutdown -r) to reboot.

      You need to reboot MacOS XP for changes to take effect.

      [OK] [Cancel] [Send error report to Microsoft]

    9. Re:That's an easy call by grandmofftarkin · · Score: 1

      Thanks!

      Just ssh'd to my home machine, ran 'softwareupdate -l' and discovered there was a new iTunes (iTunes4-4.7.1) and remotely updated.

      Cool! Didn't know that was possible.

    10. Re:That's an easy call by HeghmoH · · Score: 1

      If you do this, run it inside a screen session. That way if the update ends up being a long one, it will still finish even if you get disconnected or have to leave suddenly.

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  35. They thought of everything! by wbren · · Score: 1

    ...users get a box with a propietary OS and software preinstalled for online banking, spam filtering, virus detection...

    Damn! Until I read that, I was thinking about writing a virus for the proprietary OS that will be used by a handful of old people in Belgium. Seriously, what viruses could they be guarding against? Maybe I'm missing something; I usually am.

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  36. SimPC? Dont you mean MiniMac? by doormat · · Score: 1

    I'd buy my parents a MiniMac before this... at least the Mac has decent amount of software, at least Mac Office, a few games and such (not as wide as the PC, but thats vulnerable enough as-is).

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  37. I have one. by HackingYodel · · Score: 5, Funny

    It runs on a proprietary OS; and to prevent problems, users won't be able to install software, download big files, burn CDs or DVDs or edit videos.

    I just purchased an old Pentium Pro, MS-DOS box for $10 and it has all these features. Looks like my system was just ahead of its time.

    1. Re:I have one. by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      DOS on a Pentium Pro? I thought it was a bad enough mis-use of a PPro to benchmark them with Win9x (it wasn't targeted for that), but to use it with MS-DOS? That takes guts, great stupidity or both.

  38. SimPC --> Sun Ray? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    If SimPC is somewhat successful, it may validate that there is a market for managed PCs. Sun Ray now supports regular DSL/cable modem bandwith, so there is basically readily-available technology for companies to set up a completely hosted smart-card based service. I'll be really interested to see how SimPC does over the next couple of years.

  39. A Mac Mini Meta-Comment by CrankyFool · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's kind of amusing, given the plethora of "well, duh, I'd get a Mac Mini" comments, to speculate what the response would have been like two days ago or, more importantly, what the people involved with this product were saying yesterday when Jobs unveiled it. Poor schmucks.

    1. Re:A Mac Mini Meta-Comment by 01dbs · · Score: 1

      Two days ago you could still buy any old low-end box for about $400. So these brilliant fellows were probably thinking the same thing they are today: "Let's make a crapload of money off of old people who don't know anything about computers."

      Maybe someone can convince me otherwise, but I can't imagine who they think they're going to con into buying this...

    2. Re:A Mac Mini Meta-Comment by CdBee · · Score: 1

      I'd have said, "an old iMac G3 off eBay with a new 7200rpm hard drive and maxed-out RAM.. connected to a broadband router". Overall price would be about the same, for an OS that's widely supported by software but not widely targeted by malware

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  40. Trusted Computing? by yomommaDOTorg · · Score: 1

    Is anyone thinking this is a window onto the future? Proprietary os, monthly charge and the inability to change what's installed on your computer. Welcome to trusted computing. Where do you want [us to force you] to go today? For less money, we could set up Linux boxes with restricted accounts for basic actions. No monthly fees, no problems.

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  41. Great for idiots and "old people" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Which are apparently the same demographic.

    Solves problems by removing all of that annoying functionality.

    Buy this for grandma and teach her how to open e-mails. You'll never have to visit her again.

  42. 8bit revolution by Neo-Rio-101 · · Score: 1

    It runs on a proprietary OS; and to prevent problems, users won't be able to install software, download big files, burn CDs or DVDs or edit videos.

    Heck, they may as well be selling Commodore 64s.

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    1. Re:8bit revolution by HermanAB · · Score: 1

      Sounds more like a Sinclair ZX Spectrum. The Comodore is too advanced.

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  43. Why do Computer makers think old people are daft? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just look at this "device" (no, I won't call it a computer) and ask yourself how the makers think about old people. I am close to forty, and the idea of being stuck with one of these boxes thirty years from now sickens me. Give me a Mac any day, but not THAT!

  44. Douglas Adams said it... by caveat · · Score: 2, Funny

    "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof was to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." - Mostly Harmless

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  45. Maybe It's Time To Give Up! by blueZhift · · Score: 1

    When will they learn? The people they're trying to sell this thing to have no use for computers. Not that they aren't smart enough to use them, they simply do not. Even today, life can be lived pretty well without ever touching a computer or sending a single email. My grandparent's generation is never going to use computers, so if I want to send them mail, it's time to get out the stamps! For electronic communications I just (gasp) pick up the phone and call them.

    Most people tend to stick with whatever technologies were prevalent when they reached adulthood. God! I hope that doesn't happen to me!

  46. Easy as pie. by Zane+Edwards · · Score: 1

    Easy to use if you speak dutch.

  47. can't resist... by rhennigan · · Score: 1

    In Netherlands and Belgium, only old people buy stupid computers.

  48. iMac Mini is much more expensive by Animats · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Monitor extra. Keyboard extra. Mouse extra. That's another $200 or so. Much more if you buy an Apple display. The Apple Mini comes in somewhere around $700.

    1. Re:iMac Mini is much more expensive by solowCX · · Score: 1

      Not if the person already has a PC, thus monitor, mouse and keyboard. The whole point of the mini is to get people to switch out their PC CPU with the mini.

    2. Re:iMac Mini is much more expensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To really do it right: Mac Mini, $499; More RAM, $75; Studio Display $999; Keyboard, $60; DVD burner, $100. Total: about $1800

      Including the monitor, the Mac Mini can easily get into iMac territory. The only way to make Mac Mini truly cost-effective would be to buy a good monitor elsewhere.

    3. Re:iMac Mini is much more expensive by Megane · · Score: 1
      I feel sorry for you if you don't think you can find a keyboard, mouse, and monitor for less than $200. Buying used, they shouldn't cost more than $50. It's really sad how people have a blindness to buying anything but brand new items at corporate big box stores.

      And I don't see anywhere it says this simPC thing comes with a monitor either.

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    4. Re:iMac Mini is much more expensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      $ 500 Mac Mini
      $ 50 USB Keyboard and mouse
      $ 1000 Nice LCD monitor
      $ 500000 House to put it all in
      $15000000000 Electrical generation system and distribution grid

      Damned Apple! They hide the costs!

    5. Re:iMac Mini is much more expensive by totoanihilation · · Score: 1
      Monitor extra. Keyboard extra. Mouse extra. That's another $200 or so. Much more if you buy an Apple display. The Apple Mini comes in somewhere around $700.

      Are you forgetting the 13$ per month subscription fee? That adds up to 150+$/year. Use it more than a year and you get your monitor, keyboard and mouse for free.
      That, and you have a much more capable computer.
    6. Re:iMac Mini is much more expensive by Rakishi · · Score: 1

      ...so why even bother with the Mac Mini then. I can get a better PC for half the price if I go for used parts.

    7. Re:iMac Mini is much more expensive by Perdo · · Score: 1

      ISP charges? .mac?

      $130/year for the OS upgrade?

      That adds up to $500 a year if you have a $20/month ISP

      $40 a month -vs- $13

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    8. Re:iMac Mini is much more expensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My grandparents are going to go to best buy because "that's where you get that kind of electronic stuff".
      They're gong to grab a mac mini box for $499, a mouse for $9 and a keyboard for another $9.

      They're not going to upgrade the OS every year because they don't even know what that means (they couldn't even if they wanted to because apple has said they're moving to a much longer development cycle when 10.4 ships).

      They're not going to buy .mac because they don't know what that is (they wouldn't have any use for it if they did).

      They're going to sign up for a $10/month netscape internet account because that's what's on the tv most often.

      $10 * 12 = 120/year for internet
      $18 for keyboard + mouse
      $499 for mac mini
      $x for the screen (it wold be the same for both systems)
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    9. Re:iMac Mini is much more expensive by totoanihilation · · Score: 1

      OK. I'll grant you the ISP charges. BUT:

      .Mac is by no means necessary. All ISPs give an email address out to their customers.

      OS upgrade? The machine will keep on working even when Tiger ships. Why would the target audience even consider upgrading the OS? Security updates? Those come for free via Software Update. By the way, don't forget the annoucement that MacOSX 'upgrades' will be less frequent from now on.

      So. Basically we're looking at 13$/mo for a limited access to the 'net. You can get dialup for less than that.

      All this to say that, for the same price or less, you can get something off the shelf that will likely have a longer lifespan and will not be limited to the few tasks this box is made for.

    10. Re:iMac Mini is much more expensive by Jahz · · Score: 1

      ...so why even bother with the Mac Mini then. I can get a better PC for half the price if I go for used parts.

      You obviously missing the point. Joe Schmo does not know how to build a computer. In fact, even saying "build" and "computer" in the same sentence, will send him running.

      The Mac Mini, along with the eMac and iMac are not for the super-nerd types. That is what the PowerMac/Book line is for. It is an all-in-one solution that does not have much upgrade capacity.

      The Mac Mini is for you everyday person who has an old windows PC, running 98, 2000 or even XP, that is sick of the constant tech support calls, dozens of virus infections and endless popup windows.

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  49. Proprietary OS? Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why on earth would somebody building something like this use a proprietary OS? Linux is free, it'll almost certainly work on the hardware already, it already supports all the different types of software you want...

  50. Definately not my grandparents by digitalgimpus · · Score: 1

    They even recieved a VCR and answering machine as gifts... still in the boxes.

    It's histerical when they call and we aren't home. They don't understand the concept of talking to a robot who takes your message... it's silly to them. Making for some comical messages.

    So I don't think my grandparents will be hopping on this product.

    would rather they get a cell phone. But no... invisible wires are scairy... might trip on them.

  51. But... by slavemowgli · · Score: 1

    But... for just 100 dollars more and without any fees attached, people can get a the new MacMini instead, which should be at least as easy to use for novices and elderly people and which doesn't limit what you can do with it artificially. So why would anyone want this? I can imagine people falling for it because they don't know better, but that's about it.

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  52. X-Box? by yfmaster · · Score: 1

    Why not just give people an X-box with a custom version of Linux? It would be more then $200 cheaper on the hardware side. All you would need to add is a keyboard and mouse. It should be able to do all the things that this box can do, and as long as the distro was set up correctly, should be as easy to operate and not have to really worry about virii. I understand there are legal problems with reselling hacked X-Boxes, this is all theoretical.

    1. Re:X-Box? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not just give people an X-box with a custom version of Linux?

      This whole article is about a plug-and-play computer with on-line service. X-boxes with linux are about as far from this as possible. Plus consoles are so RAM-limited that they are pretty much useless as a desktop. Yeah, let's run Firefox on an xbox. We'll sell millions.

  53. Warning! by djward · · Score: 4, Funny

    2) Do not eat simPC.

    1. Re:Warning! by Aqua_Geek · · Score: 1

      Oh, thank you Apple for the new Slashdot meme.

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    2. Re:Warning! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Korea, only old people eat simPCs.

    3. Re:Warning! by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      Check out the footnotes at the bottom of Apple's iPod Shuffle page.

  54. Why not get... by ericdano · · Score: 2, Interesting
    An Mac mini?

    Simple interface. Mail program filters out most all the spam you get. No need for worrying about getting a virus.

    Why would I want a PC if the Mac mini is available?

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  55. Flamebait!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Better watch out, MS has infiltrated the ranks of the slashdot mods. Flamebait indeed....

  56. fraud waiting to happen by i_should_be_working · · Score: 1

    a propietary OS and software preinstalled for online banking, spam filtering, virus detection and online storage

    Bank account numbers and personal information going through a new, closed operating system targeted towards old people?

    Who's going to scam them out of their money first, the usual scammers or the company itself? Or both working together?

    1. Re:fraud waiting to happen by Linuxathome · · Score: 1

      I agree...it sounds like the bogus life insurance policies you see on TV geared towards senior citizens---looks good on the surface, but not much substance in it when viewed with a magnifying glass.

  57. an idiot proof PC by Kanasta · · Score: 1

    is a PC which has the ability to do exactly NOTHING.

    1. Re:an idiot proof PC by rzebram · · Score: 1

      I say somebody starts selling Internet-enabled abacus' and calling it good.

  58. if it has a cdrom slot just have the grandkid boot by cyrax777 · · Score: 1

    Knopixx and recover everything.

  59. I second this - Mac Mini by toby · · Score: 1

    No Windows tax. And it runs Linux beautifully.

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    1. Re:I second this - Mac Mini by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Congrats, you are the first person to make a sensible post in this thread.

    2. Re:I second this - Mac Mini by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh... but isn't there an OSX tax?

      What the fuck is the difference besides the fact that you're getting a more proprietary/expensive system?

    3. Re:I second this - Mac Mini by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Linux is hardly idiot proof though. I know we all love it, but it isn't suitable for everybody. Nor is OS X when it comes down to it.

    4. Re:I second this - Mac Mini by OmniVector · · Score: 1

      MORE proprietary? i've seen this posted on slashdot so many times i'm getting sick of it. os x is WAY more open than windows, and the ppc platform is rather open as well.

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  60. Virus Scanner? by suss · · Score: 1

    If it has a proprietary OS, why does it need a virus scanner? Sounds more like it's running a modified version of windows to me.

    1. Re:Virus Scanner? by Xenna · · Score: 1

      I take it you're not in marketing.

      Of course it has to have a virus scanner. Even if there's no known virus that affects it. It needs a virus scanner so they have one more bullet on the box. And everybody is afraid of viruses...

    2. Re:Virus Scanner? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You say this like there exists a version of Windows that is not proprietary. I'm sure Mr. Gates and the BSA would like further information on that.

  61. Old idea. by www.sorehands.com · · Score: 1

    This is the same thing, but repackaged, as the "i-opener" offered by NetPliance. But the i-opener was cheaper, I think $99.

    1. Re:Old idea. by pe1chl · · Score: 1

      But the i-opener cost more per month.

      Really, this has been tried many times before. Even in the days when CD-I (CD Interactive) was supposed to be the next hot thing, there was a package for those CD players that came with a modem and a dialup Internet account (plus the software CD of course).

      Those that bought it could surf the Internet, send e-mail, post in newsgroups, etc. But of course it was very difficult to get anything readable on the TV and the keyboard was awkward.
      I regret those that spent money on such a solution, only to quickly find out that it had severe limits when compared to a full PC, and had to spend money again.
      And even more I regret those that were satisfied but saw the product discontinued (unsupported and after some time not able to connect anymore) even though they had spent money on it.

      And this should be a consideration before you buy something like simPC as well. What if the company goes belly-up after half a year and you are left with a useless box instead of the PC you could have had for similar money?
      Even sadlier, those in the target audience probably don't consider this at all and just lose their money...

      When they really want a foolproof PC, the boot-from-CD approach seems to be much more reasonable. At least then you can fallback to more traditional installs when the support quits.

  62. Mac Mini by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is the perfect machine for anybody's non-it-talented parents/grandparents.

  63. This is not a smart idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know why they "aren't getting that lucrative monthly subscription fee?" Because there's nothing to subscribe to!

    Chair manufacturers aren't getting one either, and there's a reason.

  64. Re:if it has a cdrom slot just have the grandkid b by _Hellfire_ · · Score: 1

    All well and good unless there is no way to get the system to boot from CD. I'd say they would have the BIOS on this thing locked up nice and tight.

    I know that if you've got boot you've got root, I'm just saying that it will be a royal pain in the ass recovering info from such a custom system.

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  65. foolproof by JunLitsu · · Score: 1

    "A common mistake people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." - Douglas Adams

  66. That's OK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    It runs BSD.

  67. sex ed for geeks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    What are the % of geeks that had to go consult Wiki to find out what a clitoris of labia are?

  68. Even gramma can spot a bad deal. by DeathAndTaxes · · Score: 1

    C'mon, guys. Learn from the mistakes of others that came before you and stop trying to market this crap. My gramma wouldn't even get a WebTV (which had a pretty decent-sized marketing push) because she can spot crap a mile away.

  69. Tried this at SagePort :: Just one problem by tyrione · · Score: 1
    The elderly aren't interested in being on computers and the Internet, in general.

    I listened to many meetings on this crap and as a consultant pointed out that besides the Intel POS that they were using with a proprietary Linux that we couldn't modify w/o Intel's approval, they just wouldn't accept the reality that the retirement centers and elderly at home with 2/3rds of the US money don't give a rats ass about the IT World. TiVo is cool to them because they can record their shows. That's about it.

    A year later and out of angel funds they sold it to Bsquare who quickly took something I can't figure out what from it and then buried it.

    1. Re:Tried this at SagePort :: Just one problem by Anubis350 · · Score: 1

      you sir, have evidently never had to deal with lots of elderly people wanting to do geneology research, email their kids/grandkids, or take/recieve digital photos. I used to teach computers at a senior center for a while in HS, I also am "the computer guy" for all the elderly people in my apartment building (that's my grandmother's fault, i.e.: oh you have a prob, my grandson'll fix it....).

      Old people are actually very happy to be online. email is a great thing to them (hell my grandparents use it all the time). The ability to email pictures is formost in uses for it. Also I've found many elderly people arinterested in geneology research, a place where the web can be a valuable tool. Its just that since they didnt grow up with the technology they need help learning it. .. I dont think that this simPC will catch on, if for nothing other than cost (and that its a POS), but dont blow off the idea of the elderly wanting to be online.

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  70. facist documentation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Instead of creating a fool proof computer, why dont we make a fool proof documentation method. Computer manufacturers bundle their computers with updated software actually allowing people to do what they originally intended. This allows all the advanced features. Then incorperate an active documentation system that you are forced to at least skim over, or when you click a button a new message or side bar or warning or whatever pops-up giving you tip/rules/information. mass documentation = mass knowledge. we all know how to perform addition because it was hammered into our heads from childhood. If we hammer documentation for applications into the user's head, maybe computers will no longer need to be fool proof. This could be misconstruded as a facist documentation system, but we haven't tried it. Who knows, maybe it'll work.

  71. What about odd web questions by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    What about web-related messages such as, "Do you want to run/download content from Foobar-server-zapspace-marble-xml-fiddles.com?"

  72. When I am? by Agret · · Score: 1

    Hello fellow time traveller!

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  73. Buy Grandma a Macintosh! by wheatwilliams · · Score: 3, Insightful

    mini Mac. No viruses. No spyware. Higher security. Let them download everything they want and enjoy the full multimedia experience with no restrictions.

    Easier to use. As close to trouble-free as a computer can be, for the user and the tech support (you, their son or grandson).

    Grandma still has spam and phishing to worry about, but what platform doesn't?

    I've been on the "Buy Grandma a Macintosh" campaign for years. And now it makes more sense than ever.

  74. The three finger broke my WebTV!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    About when we got the damned thing we didn't use it for anything fancy just watching the normal tv (DishNetwork users can vouch for this) and trying to use the handy dandy search feature(no really!), I used a * in the search pattern for shows and hung the box(I "felt" it hang and not come back..) so I hit the three fingers rebooting the box and freezing everything... I felt like my MSCE came in very handy!

    They had to send me a new descramble box because I killed the firmware somehow...

  75. I am the Lord of Failure Haikus and I bring you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A FAILURE HAIKU!

    You fucking fail it
    First post is just not for you
    Death is the answer

  76. Do you remember BOB? by drspin2003 · · Score: 1

    M$ tried to make everything simple with bob, remember that? I think that makes sense, perhaps the world wasn't ready for it, but it could work. You still get a PC that everyone can use, but when your grandparents (excuse me) logs in, everything becomes simplified and restricted. Hmmm... I am convinced that everything is in the software.

  77. Re:if it has a cdrom slot just have the grandkid b by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
    I'm just saying that it will be a royal pain in the ass recovering info from such a custom system.

    The hardware should be standard though. I expect that with the right screwdriver you could open it up and pull the hard disk in a few minutes, attach it to your PC/Mac. I'd lay money it's running Linux; in any case there's no reason to encrypt the disk (unoless they're paranoid about modders) so some standard driver should be able to read it.

  78. But That Trick Never Works! by NBarnes · · Score: 1

    Hot on the heels of the overwhelming success of the I-Opener, I see.

    +1 Damn Skippy to everybody that says that if you have a old fogy in your life that really wants to try out that Internet thing, get them a Mac.

  79. Why would old people buy a PC? by Simonetta · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Actually they're only buying a computer because you never write to them. Plus they would like to keep in touch with all their friends who haven't died yet.

    So what would a computer designed for the elderly with money be like?
    Do you think that they went out and actually asked anyone over 70 years old what they would want in a computer? Not likely. Probably just had a few focus groups of five or six 20-somethings with coffee and doughnuts throwing stupid suggestions at each other. Like "Let's make it real easy to use!" (meaning: "Let's make it real easy to buy!").

    If I were really old then my body would be not functioning well, and I would not be happy about it. So what would I want in a computer?

    Well, since no young people like to live the old and the middle aged people are too busy and have enough money to get away from them, the elderly tend to live alone and lonely. They have fragile bones and if they fall down they tend to stay down a lot longer than they would forty years ago.

    So how about a PC with a microphone that will dial (the number that connects any telephone line to the authorities in the USA) and pre-recorded message requesting help to come to their address when they yell a specific phrase from the floor? A phrase like "Help! I've fallen and I can't move!". Or, "Help! I'm having a heart attack".

    How about if the PC could interface with the medical equipment that they have bought with your inheritance money? So they could just buy the sensor part and have this $400 PC do all the digital work that all expensive microprocessors inside each piece of expensive home medical equipment is now doing?

    How about an autodialer for the phone so that they can just say "Mildred? Are you home?" at the PC and have the PC dial Mildred and act like a telephone instead of having painful arthritic fingers trying to stab at little buttons that they can't see anyway on a cheap plastic phone that doesn't work well because it's been dropped so many times because it's so hard for an old person to hold?

    How about a good fast flatbed scanner interface so that they can put a paper or letter on the scanner surface and actually be able to read it on PC screen in big, big letters that can be seen with eighty-year-old eyes?

    If you are seriously trying to make a PC that old people will buy, then make a PC that is seriously helpful to older people.

    1. Re:Why would old people buy a PC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While very funny, also rather insightful

    2. Re:Why would old people buy a PC? by eclectro · · Score: 3, Funny

      Actually they're only buying a computer because you never write to them. Plus they would like to keep in touch with all their friends who haven't died yet.

      Including that really nice Nigerian man that they just met that has a little problem he needs some help with.

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      Take the cheese to sickbay, the doctor should see it as soon as possible - B'Elanna Torres, "Learning Curve"
    3. Re:Why would old people buy a PC? by sita · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This is insightful, almost. Most of these things you don't need a computer for, and gets more complicated with a computer.

      Voice dialer for the phone? Well, there are phones that do voice dialing. There are also phones with big buttons for people who don't see well, with pictures of the grand kids for people who don't remember phone numbers well, etc.

      Replacing a looking glass lamp with a scanner and a PC also seems like overengineering to me.

      Alarm buttons, medical sensors that report to your doctor etc all exist, without interference of your grand-dads computer.

      E-mail is a killer app even for the elderly, though. When your fingers get stiff (like from arthritis and stuff, not from rigor mortis), usually you can still type (not fast maybe, but still). When your eyesight gets poor, and you can't read letters anymore, you can always jack up the text size in the e-mail program. And grand-kids who can't be bothered to send letters do send e-mail to their grandparents!

      Or at least that's the way it works for my 85 yo grand-uncle.

      I can think of other applications that could make good use of being computerized though: In Sweden there is (or used to be, at least) a speech morning paper service. That is, select parts of the news paper is read out on radio and recorded by special purpose receivers during the night, for the benefit of the elderly with poor eye-sight.

      Obviously, there are a number of ways this can be done better and cheaper with a PC.

    4. Re:Why would old people buy a PC? by Taladar · · Score: 1

      +1000 Insightful

      Old people that lived the main part of their live in a world where scam was the exception rather than the rule are most vulnerable to these schemes. They should not have to deal with it.

    5. Re:Why would old people buy a PC? by Post · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Excellent points.

      Building a PC for people who are afraid of them and/or have limited physical capabilities is not (only) about reducing the feature set, but about adding usability features.

      Voice recognition and output, scaling/zooming textg and graphics (which should be supported everywhere), consistent user interface design etc. are features that would make life easier so much easier not only for elder people, but also for small children and disabled people.

      Not exactly small markets.

    6. Re:Why would old people buy a PC? by wrp103 · · Score: 1

      I have trouble with the idea that "old people" want simple computers to use for simple things.

      I think a better way of looking at it is a simple computer for people who aren't comfortable configuring their own computers. And that isn't limited to "old people".

      For example, I'm 60, and am still writing computer programs for a living (and teaching it on the side.) Do you really think I'm looking for a simple computer? On the other hand, I am the one that gets a call when my teenage grandkids have problems with their computers.

      Many young people might have less fear of computers, but doesn't mean they are better at it. I recall my grandson when he was very little playing with my SNES. Before I knew it, he had cleared all the save areas on a game my wife and I had spent hours on. He wasn't afraid of what he was doing, but he didn't know what he was doing either. There is a big difference. There are a lot of people, from young to old, who simply keep clicking "OK" when installing something, and many of them don't even bother to read the questions.

      IMHO, a "simple" PC that doesn't let people install programs is doomed to failure. Either the PC will have tons of programs, which will make it complicated to use, or it won't have everything the user wants. Now, if you can make a computer that is easy to use, and makes it easy to install new programs, then you might have something. But, thinking that you can identify everything the users will want on their computer is wishful thinking.

  80. You're six years late... by xmark · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In the glory days of the dotcom boom, FreePC gave away 10,000 computers, free, nada, goose-egg. No shipping, no contracts, no obligations EXCEPT you had to run their advertising overlay when you were browsing the Web.

    I know because I got one. I still couldn't believe it when the UPS man showed up with the boxes. It may be that there are VERY FEW things in life that are free, but this was one of them.

    They were cheapie little Compaqs with a Cyrix M-II CPU but at least you could brag that the price/performance ratio was extraordinarily high. Actually, they ran fine, certainly good enough for browsing...especially after you wiped off the disk and put a fresh install of Windows on it. (My mom still uses that machine to this day.)

  81. Don't mock the elderly by bigberk · · Score: 1

    Idiot proof? For old people? yeah, ha ha... I know some grandpas that would school any of us; they've been using PCs a decade more than I. How about some of those idiot proof PCs for dumbass high school kids?

    1. Re:Don't mock the elderly by lachlan76 · · Score: 1

      I know some grandpas that would school any of us; they've been using PCs a decade more than I

      Most of us don't. Let's be honest, most people shouldn't ever be allowed to admin *ANY* computer.

      Quite a few people would benefit from a PC that they are not able to run with root privs.

  82. Yep, a Mac. A used iMac by pbooktebo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I just finished setting my wife's grandmother up with a Mac. We all chipped in and found her a 600Mhz Snow iMac (summer 2001 model). I got it used for $395, and the CRT monitor will let us move to an easier resolution as her eyes wind down.

    We also have her grandson across the street, and by buying her an Airport Base Station, we were able to connect her to his hi-speed internet.

    I think Simple Finder could work, but in her case I just made a little AppleScript that opens Mail, Safari, iPhoto, iTunes, and iChat (She has 640MB RAM so there's no problem). I just want to let her launch everything with one touch, let her sort using Expose, and then quit when she wants.

    No virus worries. Simple machine w/40GB drive. Damn cute looking. No noise (convection cooled). We may even add an iSight (600Mhz G3 is the minimum spec for this). This really is the perfect grandparent machine.

  83. Great for roommates... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    I need to get these for my roommates. I'm repairing one machine that got compromised by hijacking malware that I'll probably have to wipe the hard drive clean. I'm building a machine for another roommate that will probably get hijacked as well. The P2P clients are ruining everything.

  84. DonsimPC by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 3, Funny

    simPC!

    -only $14.95-

    * Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to simPC.
    * Caution: simPC may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
    * simPC Contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
    * Do not use simPC on concrete.

    Discontinue use of simPC if any of the following occurs:

    * Itching
    * Vertigo
    * Dizziness
    * Tingling in extremities
    * Loss of balance or coordination
    * Slurred speech
    * Temporary blindness
    * Profuse sweating
    * Heart palpitations

    If simPC begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.

    simPC may stick to certain types of skin.

    When not in use, simPC should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration...

    Failure to do so relieves the makers of simPC, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.

    Ingredients of simPC include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

    simPC has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.

    Do not taunt simPC.

    simPC comes with a lifetime guarantee.

    simPC

    ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!

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  85. old idea new wrapping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Remember the minitel?, of course not is french so what would we care.

    Requiem for this product too....

    Give with the times internet is here like it or not.

  86. Don't taunt simPC by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

    Thanks Slashdot for making the return key submit, so one mistyped key sends the comment off before I am done editing it.

    Anyway, I just took this from http://www.happyfunball.com/hfb.html :)

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    1. Re:Don't taunt simPC by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      For me, Enter only submits if... Submit is selected. Otherwise it inserts a newline into the multiline textbox. What kind of shitty browser are you using?

    2. Re:Don't taunt simPC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, if you click inside a form element, 99% of the time, return == submit.

      The correct way to implement this would be to have Preview as the first submit option and then you wait a second and continue editing.

      The problem is, if you aren't in a multiline textbox -- say clicking a No Karma for a second and get distracted and with a shitty browser like Foxfire where graphic elements still make the I-Bar look like its in the multiline entry field, you might get confused and hit return. Trust me -- this 'feature' of foxfire happens on both Mac and PC and while it hasn't bitten me in the ass on /., it has bit me in the ass elsewhere -- for instance, communities where I can edit my post and thus not a problem.

      So the grandparent of the post is correct, and you are a moron that deserves to lose what little karma you have simply for trying to act pretentious. But if this were the rule of the land, all of us would be in the negative digits.

    3. Re:Don't taunt simPC by operagost · · Score: 1

      That's funny, I don't think there was anything in original text about Iraq or Saudi Arabia.

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    4. Re:Don't taunt simPC by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      I was in the subject box and I was using Mozilla.

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  87. I thought... by presidentbeef · · Score: 0

    it was only old people in Korea? Now they have then in the Netherlands and Belgium, too?!

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  88. new OS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    When I hear "new proprietary operating system", I think "Linux, but they're violating the license."

    1. Re:new OS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where did it say "new"?

      When they say "proprietary OS", I think "Windows".

  89. They're claiming... by Epsillon · · Score: 1

    ...idiot proof. If there is one thing we all learn fairly early on, it is that nature is always one step ahead. Design for the current idiot and nature usually produces a better one.

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  90. Deja Vu? by Bruise+Lee · · Score: 1

    $400 for an idiot proof proprietary computer? Didn't Apple Computer just announce the same thing for $100 more?
    I smell competition!

    1. Re:Deja Vu? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But sans the subscription. Ohh and you can burn CDs (and DVDs for a little more), install software, plug it into a TV, and...

  91. IIRC.... by BigLinuxGuy · · Score: 1

    Wasn't there a story or three a year or so ago talking about a SimPC for distribution in India? The idea was to deploy inexpensive PCs with limited functionality (or something like that...)

  92. Beatrix, anyone? by felixruina · · Score: 1

    Hey, did anyone else think that the photo of their "simPC basis model" looked suspiciously like the setup of the first Beatrix Linux box? Hmmm...

  93. Live CDs by jeif1k · · Score: 2, Informative

    A PC with a Live CD (Knoppix, Ubuntu, Gnoppix, etc.) gives you something similar without being tied to a single vendor. You even get regular upgrades (subscribe to a CD burning service or have the kids burn the new CD every few months). It also comes with lots more applications out of the box.

    1. Re:Live CDs by burns210 · · Score: 1

      Knoppix's desktop is too busy. It isn't meant for a non-linux user to sit down and play with, though some certainly can. The default background, the number of icons, etc are too overwelming. Simple, attractive background(not a vibrant abstract art on black), with only a browser/file manager/word processor icon on the desktop, etc.

      Minimal, yet attractive. This is what this simPC is suppose to be, give exactly what the average(dumb) user needs, nothing more, in a simple efficient, attractive way.

    2. Re:Live CDs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try Damn Small Linux or Feather Linux. Very simple interfaces, bootable live cds, and very snappy even on old hardware!

    3. Re:Live CDs by jeif1k · · Score: 1

      Knoppix's desktop is too busy.

      Well, the one on the Ubuntu LiveCD isn't. So, you get a choice.

  94. Poof! Total Cobblers. by chris_sawtell · · Score: 1

    Well, I'm a grand-parent and Gentoo GNU/Linux on my ThinkPad R40 does me just fine! The suggestion that just because one is over 60, one suddenly becomes unable to interface to modern technology is just a total insult! I have installed Linux on a '486 for a 72 y.o. Granny & she loved WordPerfect on it. Yes, it was a few years ago. I'd quite like one of those Apple 'Ice-Cream Box' style machines though. No, make it two, my 30 y.o. daughter could do with one too.

  95. Re:Proprietary OS? Why? by mollymoo · · Score: 1
    Why on earth would somebody building something like this use a proprietary OS? Linux is free, it'll almost certainly work on the hardware already, it already supports all the different types of software you want...

    Why on earth would anybody use GPLed software for a box like this? It'll be based on a BSD, that way they can keep their implementation a secret.

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  96. Computer Fetish by Rie+Beam · · Score: 1

    Why can't we just admit to ourselves that out of the 98% of people who use computers in some form, the remaining 2% just isn't interested? The elderly in the next 20 years will shift away from computer illiteracy with the passing of the previous generations of the old, so why bother? I can understand if Grandpa wants to learn to use the PC, then fine - but if he doesn't, who really cares? These kinds of products have always struck me as somehow an attempt to make an easy buck from people who need a firmer root in computers for them to know any better. Nothing more.

  97. Basically, it's a console by coldfront · · Score: 1
    simPC, as far as I can tell, is trying to be a console, like the XBox and the PS2 and such. Seamless and slick UI, a very fixed number of things you can do with it, and if they design it well it'll be difficult to hack or infect, simply because of the sheer limitations of what the thing can do. If OS updates were necessary, you could download them from the company's website the way you can download content with XBox Live. They could even supply you with new, company-approved software this way.

    As a matter of fact, why don't they have it just hook up directly to a TV? It would look a lot like a video game system, except with a keyboard and mouse instead of controllers. And yeah, I don't see why it shouldn't be able to burn CDs, as I agree that old folks are probably plenty interested in keeping and editing photos.

    I don't exactly see this product making a killing in the market, but it might find a niche.

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  98. Re:I am the God of Hell fire and I bring you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    booyeah, bestest song evar

  99. Hard to sell when no one they know has one. by Shag · · Score: 4, Insightful

    My parents are roughly retirement age; my father retired at the end of last year; my mom turns 65 in about a year. Although my father did work with IBM System 3 gear back in the 1960s, I am the "techie" in my branch of the family tree. (Strangely, my cousin Jon, born within a week of me, is also a techie, working for NeuStar or whatever their name is now. Must have been a solar flare around then...)

    When I was a teen, they had Commodores. I went to college, got into the x86 architecture (though not into Windows) and after some years, my parents made the move to PC's as well. Most of my computer-owning relatives have PC's as well - my sister and her husband, aunts on both sides.

    Now, I've had Macs for the last few years. I still have a Linux PC as well, but I've been making it clear to them that Windows is bad mojo, and - perhaps more importantly - that I am only going to offer them limited help with their Windows PC's. (I support Windows PC's for a living, and don't like doing it for free.) They've seen my Macs. They know I'm happy with them. And they know my Macs do nifty stuff and don't have the security problems Windows has.

    My sister and her husband have a bad case of Mac envy right now, and are saving up for one. They had been saving for an $800 eMac, but boy, does that $500 Mac mini look appealing.

    My parents just made a "things to buy" list, and there's an Apple logo on it. Again, I think the Mac mini will appeal to them, since they've already got a monitor, keyboard, mouse, etc.

    Where I'm going with this is: some grandparents and other people may buy a Simputer or whatever if they see Ed McMahon flogging it on an infomercial, but these days, a lot of folks have descendants or friends who are "tech-savvy," and they look to them for advice. And if those "tech-savvy" folks don't have, or don't like, a Simthingy, they'll be recommending something else, whether it's a PC or a Mac.

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    1. Re:Hard to sell when no one they know has one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ...limited help with their Windows PC's. (I support Windows PC's for a living, and don't like doing it for free.) ...

      Dude, it's your parents

      If they ask you to do something for them, even if it's clean their system of spyware every now and they, would you REALLY have the gall to charge?

      "Thanks for doing my laundry and feeding and clothing me for almost 2 decades, Mom. Oh, by the way, it looks like all the trojans and keyloggers might have given some script kiddies enough info to steal your identity... But here's my bill!"

    2. Re:Hard to sell when no one they know has one. by elgatozorbas · · Score: 1
      I am only going to offer [my family] limited help with their Windows PC's. (I support Windows PC's for a living, and don't like doing it for free.).

      Why not? I would guess you are good at it. Would you do it when you had another job?

    3. Re:Hard to sell when no one they know has one. by Shag · · Score: 1
      I should clarify: I don't like supporting Windows PC's at all, period, full stop. Being paid a buck or so a minute for touching those festering heaps of malware merely dulls the pain. :) This is part of why I don't use Windows at home - I get enough grief from it at job sites.

      And no, I wouldn't charge my parents. Heck, when I can afford it, I buy them computers. But I'm not trying to make it unnaturally easy for them to continue using Windows, either. I'm 8000km away from them, so I can't just drop by and run a bunch of tools to scan their system, so I usually give them more general guidance over the phone.

      Like I said in my post, they're heading away from Windows and toward Mac OS X.

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  100. a commodore 64!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What users don't get is the ability to install software, burn CDs or download large files

    Yup, that's a c64!

  101. Maxis... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...won't like this because of The Sims.
    I know when I first read the name, the game sprung to mind.

  102. Obvious by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    You simply work from the open Darwin source and re-create the Aqua/Quartz layers from scratch.

    Or I guess if you're some kind of cheater you could load YellowDog, or even just keep running it as is... but that's crazy talk.

    Who wants to bet though this other "proprietary" OS is really Linux without any respect for the GPL?

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  103. How about a used ThinkNIC for 50 Bucks Instead? by briansz · · Score: 1

    Not so different than this 'new idea', and a whole lot cheaper. Pop in DSL or another lightweight Linux distro, or **heaven forbid** the original ThinkNIC software, and do much the same thing for a lot less money.

  104. Why did Richard Nixon rent "Deep Throat" 20 times? by seanadams.com · · Score: 1

    He wanted to make sure he got it down pat.

  105. No really, THIS IS the future. by FauxReal · · Score: 1

    A perpetual service based model that still requires you to pay for net access. It's a win/win for corporations. Adding to, instead of intergrating services is what they want. It avoids that annoying competition factor.

  106. Re:iMac Mini is much more expensive, NOT by steff_stuff · · Score: 1

    Please do the math...
    Let's say you use your computer for about 3 years.

    Take into account that the SimPC 10 EUR subscription fee is OBLIGATORY. (And the user has to provide its own ADSL Internet Access).

    Costs after 3 years (Benelux pricing):

    SimPC: 299 EUR + (36 * 10) EUR = 659 EUR
    Mac mini: 520 EUR (no obligatory subscriptions apply)

    Its not clear form the SimPC web site (in Dutch) if keyboard and mouse are supplied:

    Mac mini + keyboard and mouse: 577 EUR

    All things considered, I think Apple is the winner here.

  107. Idiot proof? by jancastermans · · Score: 1

    Ok this means we (I'm from Belgium) are considered the perfect 'idiots'.
    Nice! ;-)

  108. Due to natural population control... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...I foresee the second hand simPC market to be huge

  109. No, you're the schmuck by toby · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    Hey Clueless: I've been using Macs since 1985, so it's always been hard to understand people who buy PCs. I have no hesitation in recommending the Mac Mini TODAY since now, for the first time, we have a cost-effective entry option to dangle in front of people who otherwise would have - like you, presumably - taken the "I'm ignorant, hurt me" option.

    Btw, the Mini makes a great cheap fast fanless and headless server, not everyone has figured that out yet. And of course it runs Linux.

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    1. Re:No, you're the schmuck by HeghmoH · · Score: 1

      Have you been flaming people for no reason since 1985, too?

      The original poster just said that the Mac Mini was going to trash this thing's target market. You need to read before you flame.

      I've been a Mac user almost as long as you have, but people like you do nothing to help the platform.

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    2. Re:No, you're the schmuck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are a dumbass. The MacMini was only just released. He was making a comment on how all of these commenters think they are insightful for recommending it. Well Duh. Of course it is easy to see it is a better option a day after it is released. If this other box was released last week the comments would be drastically different.

  110. Re:if it has a cdrom slot just have the grandkid b by notthe9 · · Score: 1

    I'd lay money it's running Linux

    Yes, but can it run linux?

  111. Re:Yep, a Mac. A used iMac by burns210 · · Score: 1

    Would something like removing all other icons from the dock, then setting Mail, Safari, iPhoto, iTunes and iChat as startup items work? If she is comfortable with using icons(dock, rather than expose seeing the whole window), you can have the as startup items that are hidden.

    Ofcourse, there is always Chicken of the VNC for troubleshooting:)

  112. Call me a Zealot by palad1 · · Score: 1

    But as a loving grandchild, I'd never put anything else in the hands of my grandparents other than a Mac.

    Those hands wiped my poo and loved it, for pete's sake!

    On the other hand, that means they won't see much of a difference between that and a PC...

  113. Hmm.. by bmantz65 · · Score: 1

    I thought this was called WebTV? ;)

  114. Re:Yep, a Mac. A used iMac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No virus worries.

    Why not? Mac get 'em, too. A hell of a lot less, but time will change that, don't you think? (With Linux bringing up the rear.)

  115. Proprietary = Linux by Arrowhead · · Score: 1

    this article in Dutch makes it clear that simPC uses Linux.

    1. Re:Proprietary = Linux by DeBaas · · Score: 1

      If I had modpoints, I'd mod you up.

      The article also mentioned it's running Firefox and Abiword

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  116. whatever is the case by tinkerton · · Score: 1

    you still want to know when she's uvulating..

  117. Wow! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A PC cowboyneal can use ;)

  118. KNOPPIX for *cough*morons*cough* beginners by rc3105-Riley · · Score: 1

    dumpster bait Pentium / K5 / K6 / Athlon / Duron: $50 tops (check your closet)

    knoppix iso: free

    speakers, printer , keyboard, laser mouse + NICE 17" monitor: $100 tops at pc swap meet or write it off as an excuse to buy yourself someting new

    afternoon spent setting it all up: clear conscience

    total cost: less than $200

    ZERO virus / registry problems, ssh / VLC for config/support issues, ability to say "granny runs linux": priceless!!!

    *this type config is also handy if your significant other isn't a geek.

    1. Re:KNOPPIX for *cough*morons*cough* beginners by Dougie+Cool · · Score: 1

      Some poor cretins here have significant others who aren't geeks?

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  119. I can give you a foolproof PC by mlk · · Score: 1

    Just give me any computer, and a sledgehammer.

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  120. Just keyboard/mouse/adaptor... by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Most people have TV's, I'll bet people that the "Simp" is aimed at would probably be OK with using a TV and nice large fonts as a display.

    And a lot of people might have spare monitors sitting around they can donate to family. I know I've done that in the past.

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  121. They Got the Initial Market Wrong by the+pickle · · Score: 1

    The Netherlands and Belgium?

    C'mon, if it's supposed to be a PC for grandparents, Korea was the obvious choice...

    p

  122. Not every slashdotter is a teenager. by dzeaiter · · Score: 1

    Okay so I'm 21.

    But alot of people that read Slashdot aren't 21. They're 41. Or 71.

    So don't presume that we all have grandparents.

  123. Released in the Netherlands and Belgium by mrjb · · Score: 1

    Shouldn't they try releasing this in Thailand?

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  124. Has many issues even without the 1000lb gorilla by SuperKendall · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Even before the Mac mini, I would probably have said "never buy a computer called "the Simp".

    Apart from the awful name the proprietary OS and monthly fee are a huge, massive turn off - what happens to your data when the monthly fee runs out? I am assuming that since they are meaning this for the simplest of folk that all data is held remotely and they own it, and it's in some wonky format they will be reluctant to free it from. Heck, even if the data is local to the box you may still have the data format issue.

    And what about the aspect of accessing your bank through some unknown system? This thing could easily be a sham to spend a year gathering account numbers. It gives me the willies.

    Just all around it screams to be avoided, existance of Mac mini excluded.

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  125. Assume you have to run sudo? by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Just to be nitpicky, but you have to run the command line softwareupdate sudo - right?

    I guess anyone using the command line would know enough to know they need sudo, but I thought I might as well make it perfectly clear in case anyone did not know... I've not used the command line update myself yet since my mom seems happy enough installing them on her own.

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  126. As a resident of The Netherlands... by Flyboy+Connor · · Score: 1

    ...I can say with some confidence that this concept is doomed to fail. Most homes here already have a computer, and those that don't, don't want a computer. Furthermore, the reason people do not want a computer, is not that they are too expensive (in general, the elderly are quite rich). It is because (a) they have no real use for a computer, and (b) computers are too difficult to use. The second point is NOT solved by disallowing the computer to burn CDs. It is caused by delivering it with a mightily complex operating system. My dad needed about a year to get familiar enough with Windows and Word to write a text without phoning me. The only reason I can think of people desiring a computer, is that they want to browse the web. They can buy an iMac to do that.

    1. Re:As a resident of The Netherlands... by klaasb · · Score: 1

      Mac mini that should be :)

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    2. Re:As a resident of The Netherlands... by CdXiminez · · Score: 1

      Point b) is exactly why a friend of me got his 80-year old Gran a Mac, and she's happily emailing along now.

  127. Viruses? by TACD · · Score: 1

    Why would a proprietary OS need a virus scanner?

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    1. Re:Viruses? by s-meister · · Score: 1

      If you get enough of these out in the real world, then the virus kids will target them. Sort of like "If you build it, they will come".

  128. Idiot Proof it is Not by serutan · · Score: 3, Funny

    Because you have to be an idiot to pay $400 for a crippled computer and then pay $13/month for the privilege of using it.

    1. Re:Idiot Proof it is Not by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      which is exactly the point. These things are *made* to be used by idiots. Hence the term "idiot proof"...

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  129. And isn't this the name of that Indian computer? by ImaLamer · · Score: 1
    From their website
    Een simPC is een makkelijke en
    veilige computer met een lage prijs.

    I think it's elvish...
  130. It'll behoove ya to MOD PARENT UP!!! by BorgCopyeditor · · Score: 1

    Mod parent up for reminding us of a decade during which Saturday Night Live was occasionally very funny: the 70s.

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    1. Re:It'll behoove ya to MOD PARENT UP!!! by operagost · · Score: 1
      If only the 1970s cast could travel through time and recreate that old bit with today's high tech products.

      Guy: It's a toothbrush!
      Gal: It's a sex toy!
      Both: It's a toothbrush AND a sex toy!

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  131. Older people can benefit from real PC. by master_p · · Score: 1

    What older people need is more action, not less. Buying a crippled PC is good only for those that control the platform. A real PC, although difficult to use at first, will make the older people use their mind more. Mental activity is what keeps old people from getting Alzcheimer's or senile. Doctors suggest more action when you are old for keeping mental stability and health. Furthermore, a game of CounterStrike would really do wonders to their reflexes.

    Here is another proposition for that company: bring back the magic of Home Computer(TM)! just like the Amigas/STs/C64s/Spectrums of yesteryear, bring to us a mini beige box, armed with a RISC O/S, good custom chips, a lightweight O/S that we can tinker with, with intergrated joystick/DVD/floppy/MIDI etc!

  132. This is where Linux should shine by Skinny+Rav · · Score: 1

    No software instalation?
    No configuration?

    Well, this seems a perfect application for linux: well-thought linux installation, perfectly in a form of LiveCD, separate /home partition, and then contents of the CD installed on the / partition. Updates: easy, just take a new version of LiveCD and do a complete reinstall.

    I have always thought, that old grandma' is one of two kinds of perfect linux users: having no need to tinker. The other one being a geek of course - regular users are the worst, they want to tweak a bit, but in linux they often screw up completely.

    Cheers

    Raf

    1. Re:This is where Linux should shine by s-meister · · Score: 1
      Exactly. 1 GB flash memory, first boot install modified, simplified Knoppix to flash, run from a partition on the flash, rest of flash for /home and config, no hard disk, update by copying new CD into flash, TV for low res graphics, monitor for higher res.

      I'd love to have the time and money to try this out, I have a 90-year-old Auntie who can whip anyone at Scrabble (smart cookie), and who could keep her neurones firing by being online.

  133. The name "SIMPC" has been used before by bustergonad · · Score: 1

    In an earlier thread someone mentioned about "us" 40 year olds who had to fix their teenagers computers,.. There was actually a company years ago(early 90's) called Simware that had products called simpc, simpc master, and If I can remeber a MAC version as well. For connecting your pc to a mainframe and transfering files back and forth,..

  134. Belgium starts at 519 EUR... by morzel · · Score: 1
    See http://www.apple.com/benl/macmini/. Prices start at EUR 519,- inclusive taxes.

    Add in the costs of keyboard/mouse/screen and your well up to EUR 1000,- before you have something that you can actually use.

    The simPC and Mac mini are two different beasts, targetted at different audiences.

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    1. Re:Belgium starts at 519 EUR... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Belgium has a higher VAT (21%) than The Netherlands (19%).

  135. Proprietary OS and anti virus software? by Teun · · Score: 1
    It'll be based on a BSD, that way they can keep their implementation a secret.

    But then why do they imclude anti virus software??

    Sounds like some MS product to me...

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  136. MEMEMEME by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Korea, simPCs are only for young people.

    In Soviet Russia, simPCs run you!

    But the real question is, does it run Linux?

    Imagine a beowolf cluster of these!

  137. Steve Jobs wins at brainwashing by Jim_Callahan · · Score: 1

    Article: It's a cheap, crippled PC.
    /. : Buy a Mac Mini(TM)!

    Is /. owned by apple computers now?

    Plus, there's already a service that presents the internet in a more understandable way to old/clueless people. They call it AOL. Why buy into the new evil attempt to separate people from their money using their ignorance when the old one's already so well established?

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  138. Or for $500 by 0xdeaddead · · Score: 1

    You can get a mini mac, (proprietary hardware), and it comes with OSX (proprietary OS), and it even has bundled applications (proprietary iLife05), and even better at least people have heard of your proprietary box....

  139. That's because you didn't lock it down... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So what you're saying is that they should buy htis thing because they'll know ahead of time it doesn't work, because it's been broken?

    This thing doesn't let you install ANYTHING. Everything's preloaded. What's the point? Just give them a Mac and say "Nothing will work with this" and you'll get the same effect, but you'll have a better computer, and things actually WILL work with it if they need to.

    1. Re:That's because you didn't lock it down... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This thing doesn't let you install ANYTHING. Everything's preloaded. What's the point?

      The point is that it's easy to support.

      Just give them a Mac and say "Nothing will work with this" and you'll get the same effect, but you'll have a better computer, and things actually WILL work with it if they need to.

      No, you don't get the same effect, because people do install stuff on it. Furthermore, the software on the Mac is not fully automatically updated, only Apple's applications are. In fact, that makes things worse, becaues when Apple pushes an automatic upgrade, that may break applications, which the user than has to upgrade himself.

  140. Re:And isn't this the name of that Indian computer by jpkunst · · Score: 2, Informative
    Een simPC is een makkelijke en veilige computer met een lage prijs.

    "A simPC is an easy and safe computer with a low price".

    (Unelegant, word-for-word translation.)

    JP

  141. Lex mini-ITX with VIA processor by Roger+Whittaker · · Score: 1

    From the picture it appears to be a Lex mini-ITX ("book PC") machine with a VIA processor.

  142. Mountains on the horizon by Dougie+Cool · · Score: 1

    A substandard PC for people who don't know how to use PCs?

    The demographic of people who don't know how to use PCs is falling off the top of the chart. if every elderly person got one of these, then won't we end up with mountains of useless old-person PCs (costing $13/mo per PC) when the old people pop their clogs?

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  143. Mac Mini? by scarolan · · Score: 1

    Why not spend $100 more and get one of those new Mac Mini units? All the gooey OSX goodness without the $3000 price tag.

  144. it runs linux by rve · · Score: 1

    According to WINmagazine.nl it uses Linux, not a proprietary OS

    1. Re:it runs linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    2. Re:it runs linux by rve · · Score: 1

      A link would have been nice.
      There is little point in linking to a site in a language people on slashdot can't read

  145. You're right by Moraelin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    And not only that, but I'm thinking that there's an inherent flaw in treating users like idiots and designing a product "for idiots".

    This arrogance in the computer industry is getting on my nerves already, and I _am_ a programmer. The whole "if you get bitten by our bugs or piss-poor design, you're an idiot luser" attitude.

    The fact is, since everyone just has to compare computers to cars, computers and especially software nowadays are at the point where cars were in 1900. They were a fragile, shoddy contraption that needed you to be an experienced mechanic just to keep it working. (Or rich enough to afford getting a mechanic to keep repairing it for you.)

    That's exactly the point where computers are today. Each time grandma calls that her computer crawls to a halt, imagine her with a rickety 1900 car that broke down again. On flat ground. For no obvious reason, other than piss-poor primitive construction.

    Yes, there probably is some invisible reason, such as that on the PC she clicked on the wrong link, or with the 1900 car she took a too tight curve. Guess what? In both cases the user shouldn't have to deal with that crap.

    Except that wereas the car industry went and improved their product, the computer industry is content to call everyone an idiot. Cars eventually stopped breaking down each time you pushed the gas pedal too hard or drove over a small stone you didn't see, but computers didn't. The computers still break down for as little as a malformed packet. (See the buffer overflows.)

    And instead of fixing their own damn deffective product, the computer industry keeps blaming the user. "Noo, our product is perfect. It's those idiots who broke it. Let's give them a crippled locked-down PC they can't break." It's an idiocy of the calibre of "let's give them a car which only goes in a straight line, so they don't break it by taking tight curves."

    And IMHO those are the _real_ idiots. Not the users.

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    1. Re:You're right by cowbutt · · Score: 1
      And instead of fixing their own damn deffective product, the computer industry keeps blaming the user. "Noo, our product is perfect. It's those idiots who broke it. Let's give them a crippled locked-down PC they can't break." It's an idiocy of the calibre of "let's give them a car which only goes in a straight line, so they don't break it by taking tight curves."

      Cars that only go in straight lines are bit too limiting for the average traveller, but how about rev limiters? speed limiters? power-assisted steering? traction control? ABS braking? All instances of cars being 'crippled and locked-down' compared with the 1900 models on one hand, but important safety improvements on the other.

    2. Re:You're right by EkkiEkkiShiwaddle · · Score: 1
      but how about rev limiters? speed limiters? power-assisted steering? traction control? ABS braking? All instances of cars being 'crippled and locked-down' compared with the 1900 models

      I see your point but there is an exception: all of those things can be turned off.

      A rev limiter can be turned off, but I don't see the point.

      The speed limiter on my car is very easily turned off - BMW even has a default solution for this in every garage. Show them your racing license (which you must have), and they will turn it off for you.

      Power-assisted steering? Can be turned off as well.

      Traction control? About the first thing I turned off, only use it when it's really needed.

      ABS braking? Yes you can turn it off, but as with the rev limiter and the PAS, I'd rather keep it.

      So there is a big difference IMHO.

    3. Re:You're right by Moraelin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, those are actually additions that help the drivers. Sorry, I can't see how a PC on which you can't install software even compares to a car with ABS and power-assisted steering.

      Most people actually _want_ ABS, TCS, ESP and other aides on their cars. Might not want a price hike for them, but they do want a car that brakes over a shorter distance or which doesn't go in a spin if you go too fast in a curve. That's just the kind of good stuff that the car industry did to help the users.

      On the other hand, I have never heard anyone saying "damn, if my PC stopped me from installing all those games, I'd be so much happier." That's stuff nobody wants, actually, and which is born just out of the arrogance of blaming one's users and calling them idiots.

      Basically the difference there is that the car industry treats you as a _user_, not as an idiot. They've asked themselves "how can we make it easier and safer for the user?" or "what would the user want in a car?" instead of "how can we stop those idiots from breaking our perfect product?"

      Adding, for example, full use of the NX (No eXecute) flag, now that would be comparable to ABS. Yes, theoretically it's some extra limitation, just like ABS or TCS are, but in practice it's something which actually helps the users without putting much actual restrictions on them.

      But that's also the kind of thing that needs one to start thinking of those people as "users" not as "idiots". When someone at AMD came up with that flag, you can be sure that that was one person who finally thought "ok, the users have a real problem. How do we help them?" It's a simple and elegant solution, but it starts with acknowledging that a problem exists, and that no, it's not enough to whine about those idiot lusers who click on all those crap links.

      That's the kind of thing I'm talking about.

      Instead of seeing yet another crippled product that's supposedly "idiot-proof", or "designed for idiots", I'd like to see one which does what the car industry did. Again: design it for _users_, not for idiots. E.g., a product about which they can claim with a straight face stuff like:

      - "we did a complete code review, _and_ have an extensive battery of automated tests which tries to overflow _every_ _single_ buffer used in the program."

      - "and additionally we make sure all buffers are in data segments flagged as NX"

      - "we ship with a firewall activated by default, _and_ which needs one to physically flip a physical switch, to reconfigure or deactivate it. So no spyware or virus can automatically nuke it."

      - "we have a spyware remover installed by default, with a daily updated list, and we have the balls to call Claria/Gator spyware. And, oh, our browser automatically pops a warning message when the user tries to install something that's on that list."

      Etc. That's the kinds of things that would be the computer equivalent of TCS, ABS, ESP and so on. And then you won't need to cripple it to give it grandma. But you won't have them until someone stops blaming their users for all the problems.

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    4. Re:You're right by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      Except that wereas the car industry went and improved their product, the computer industry is content to call everyone an idiot.

      You're right, but you are also being a little too harsh at the same time. The home computer market has only really been in existence for a couple of decades, and things *are* getting better. You're essentially comparing a 2000s car to a 1900s one, and 2000s software to ~1980s software. That's a little unfair - I'm betting that cars from the 20s and 30s still suffered a lot of the problems of those from the 00s. Similarly in software, an XP system is a damn sight more stable than a Win95 one.

      That said, I agree with your comments about name-calling and finger-pointing; the computing industry, and in particular software development, is immature in more ways than one.

    5. Re:You're right by cowbutt · · Score: 1
      I see your point but there is an exception: all of those things can be turned off.

      $ su -
      Password:
      # /sbin/service iptables stop
      # echo 'password' | passwd --stdin root
      # /sbin/chkconfig telnet on
      # /sbin/service xinetd restart
      Any computer system can be intentionally weakened. You may need more expertise than I've displayed above (cf. showing your racing license), but it's always possible.

      Maybe BMW have spoilt you, but with most mass-market cars (for approximately the same market as the SimPC is intended, rather than driving enthusiasts or hackers), it's extremely rare that any of those features can be disabled, even though ABS is actually sub-optimal for safety in some conditions (i.e. snow).

  146. Idiot proof PC ? Isn't that the TV ? by TractorBarry · · Score: 1

    There already is an idiot proof PC... it's called the TV. And yes I am being serious.

    Granted I'm not suggesting that TV is an actual PC but it provides just about the level of interaction that the average user seems to comprehend from a computing device.

    Personally I think that what should really be happening is not that manufacturers start making cruddy underpowered computers but that "the evil doers (tm)" should create a really, really nasty and destructive IE exploit/virus/piece of malware.

    That way the totally cluesless users would get their machines completely well and truly borked which would hopefully put them off going back on the internet until Microsoft fix their rotten browser and O/S. And I do believe a catastrophoic virus is the only thing that will cause them to actually do something.

    I for one would welcome the increased leisure time that I would have from people not ceaselessly pestering me about their ceaseless spyware/adware infections.

    The problem is not the computer, it's not the internet, it's not even the viruses. It's Windows and it's hopeless security model.

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  147. I'll answer that... by tkrotchko · · Score: 1

    "If you're going to waste their money on a mac mini, why not just go for the el cheapo special from dell or someone and then install Linux on it?"

    Because you can get

    a) MS Office for the Mac
    b) It comes with iLife, which is a very nice tool for digital photography.
    c) You can go to CompUSA and get software for it
    d) With OS X, you do get a BSD Unix with arguably one of the best GUI's on the market.
    e) Recommended by Consumer Reports!

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  148. AOL tried this by museumpeace · · Score: 2, Interesting

    they tried to take over my windoze completely in order make my online life more simple and secure. Going from AOL 4 to 5 to...I got off the merry-go-round at 7, I found AOL insinuated itself into all the functions it could, supplanted or ignored whatever windows features it could...
    so here comes a product that, by going it alone, succeeds completely at what AOL had attempted. And guess what? Its going to be so lame and limited even grandma is going to say "WTF!?" Besides, the usual deal with AOL was a big box retailer selling a cheapo PC and saying "we'll knock the price down to $400 IF YOU SIGN UP TO TAKE AOL FOR 2 YEARS" How is this a better deal? That way at least I got a PC with a widely supported [and targeted] if mediocre OS.
    I don't think grandma is goin to use a computer until it dawns on her that there is something she really wants and it can be done on the computer. Grandma is 60 years old and long ago decided she knows what she wants...I'm not stupid, arrogant or hopeful enough to think I could change her mind.
    Having tried to set my aged mother up with a PC that would not help theives to her bank account, I know elderly newbies deal poorly with passwords and generally regard even the most common security steps for computer use as an impediment and an affront. Does this $400 box come with surreptitious biometric lock-outs? If not, sales will be as lame as the product.

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  149. Waste of Money by grunt107 · · Score: 1

    I can get a Wally-world PC w/Linux pre-installed for under $300, and monitors for less than $100. Add dialup service for 8/month, and that offer is not all that great.

  150. And another thing by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    The car industry never relied only on those. You'd be surprised at the kind of intensive testing that goes into everything.

    E.g., the bucket seats in sports models. You'd think they'd just make a chair with raised edges and call it a bucket seat, right? That's what the software industry does.

    Someone was telling me about the extensive kind of testing that goes even into a tiny aspect of it: that when you sit down into or get out of one of those, you'll have a leg over the raised edge. So they have a machine which does just that to the seat, millions of times: a simulation of putting a leg over that edge. (In his own words: "the Sharon Stone machine.";)

    I'm choosing that as an example because it's not something that can be dismissed as just "yeah, well, they only do that because cars can kill people." No, that bucket seat's raised edge has no influence on road safety. They just don't want it to end up all worn up and deformed by normal use.

    And IMHO maybe it's about time that software was tested just as thoroughly, instead of whining about idiot users who ruin our perfect seat by putting a leg over its edge.

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    1. Re:And another thing by cowbutt · · Score: 1
      The car industry never relied only on those. You'd be surprised at the kind of intensive testing that goes into everything.

      This hasn't always been the case.

      Just as some software is built with the attention to safety that Volvo and Saab are famed for (e.g. OpenBSD), other software is built much like the Ford Pinto was. Users keep picking the Pinto-equivalents because it's cheaper (specifically: cheaper from a convenience and familiarity point-of-view, rather than in monetary terms). Manufacturers of Pinto-software keep producing it because customers keep buying it and there's no laws that prevent them from selling it.

  151. The Only TRUE Idiot proof PC by motionb · · Score: 0

    Its a brand new technology, it has wooden sides, stands only about 18 inches tall, and is about 2 inches deep, and has these cool horizontal metal rods, with some amazing wooden balls on all the bars. And is completely immune to any and all spyware and viruses. And believe it or not, the OS NEVER crashes, and retails for under $50 bucks.

  152. Are old people stupid and untrainable? by gelfling · · Score: 1

    Wow I didn't know they needed a special computer. Maybe one that makes sure con artists don't take their life savings to cut down a tree.....because they're fucking old.

    Anyway, there is no such thing as idiotproof and someone, probably you will become tech support. So ya better start larnin that goldarn thing.

  153. Will you look at that! by Sj0 · · Score: 1

    It's the worst waste of money since the Bill Gates scat porn special edition DVD!

    This is something that would work great as a 50 dollar network appliance, but priced in the eMachines reigon, it's a waste of money, even for people who DO hurt their machines a lot. For ten bucks a month, you could get the local twelve year old to clean up your machine every once in a while, and at the same time you can burn CDs and actually use the machine for stuff they don't want you to use it for!

    Seriously, I think someone needs to give their business model a solid look once more before they start shipping. "So...We're going to sell a sub PC....at PC prices? And charge per month? It's BRILLIANT! We TOTALLY won't be kicked to the curb by Dell!"

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  154. Your Grandparents' New Computer? No way! by macdaddy357 · · Score: 1

    No matter how dumbed down it is, if your grandparents do not have a computer, don't push one on them. You will only make what are supposed to be their golden years a confusing ordeal, or blow your money on something they will never use. You may even deliver them into the hands of con men who will steal their life's savings, and maybe even swindle them out of their home. The internet is a jungle. Don't lead those who don't belong there into it.

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  155. Re:And isn't this the name of that Indian computer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, so you know elvish?

  156. Old People by donbrock · · Score: 0
    to prevent problems, users won't be able to install software, download big files, burn CDs or DVDs or edit videos.

    Old people wouldn't want to do any of those things anyway :)

  157. You're right too :) by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    The comparison _is_ a bit unfair in that aspect, but I'm also hoping that hyperbole will serve as a reminder of where we are. And more importantly that no, it's not the end of the road, and giving up is not the way to go.

    Because basically that's how I see it. Sure, computers have always been buggy, and we've always blamed the victims. (I.e., the users.) But, I don't know, there's a certain kind of both cynicism and fatalism in throwing a two-hands-up salute and locking down an OS so "idiots" can't break it. It tells me, "it won't get any better, folks".

    That's basically what irks me about all these attempts to produce a dumbed-down locked-down crippled "idiot-proof" PC. It's entirely the wrong attitude and entirely the wrong way to go. If that's the road we take, and that's the best we even try to do for the users, then in 2104 we'll still having software that needs constant babysitting just to keep running. And we'll still blame the users for it.

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  158. Indeed... by Svartalf · · Score: 1

    And there was others, WebTV's still sorta around, but only because it's another Microsoft boondoggle.

    Each and every one of the players in question went down in flames. Why? The pricepoint to get in killed them. When Netpliance was offering the iOpener for $99 to buy, it might have worked had their software been better (That'll kill it no matter what...). But when they raised the price to nearly $400 to cover the costs and to "discourage" the modders converting them into little flat-panel PCs, it pretty much doomed them from that point on.

    When you can get a full-tilt PC for a hundred dollars more and consignment/refurbed machines in the class of machine like these IADs for $99-199, there's no market potential on these devices.

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  159. P2P Help Network by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    The biggest problem for "normals" who get first computers is tech support. Most of these "simPC" approaches minimize the tech support requirements by minimizing the complexity of the supportable computer. But support is asymptotic - there will always be at least one user who needs to call to ask "why do I have a computer?" or somesuch. Inherently networkable, community-based OS'es like Linux have a better option. Add a "HELP!" email client keyed to a red button that emails the request to a server configured by the helpful person who got the normal the computer. The server is in a Usenet like network of "help" servers; even Usenet itself would be appropriate. The computer comes with maybe 50-100 request credits, and the helpful person who gave it to the normal is then obligated to answer that number of help requests (debits). But it's just a ratio: the requests are tossed into a pool, and anyone with debits can answer any question for credit, which is repaid on acceptance by the requester. Every helper has maybe 1000 debits max before their new installs' requests won't be answered by the system. A multiplier for promptly helping, like 1.5x for same-day, and .5x for >1week, would encourage prompt replies by every indebted helper. Help requests >2weeks old might be attached directly to the installing helper, who would be motivated to research the reply. When the requesters get to within, say, 20% of running out of credits, they can be warned; they can "recharge" credits by answering requests themselves, now that they've learned something (after 80% of their own, usually redundant, requests have been answered). At 5%, their system can automatically request their helpful installing person to get deeper into "help debt" by transferring credits to the installed computer. Add credits for sending requests to a FAQ-search before sending to the "live pool", like 0.1, and the system traffic can be lowered.

    This system could work just as well on any OS, not just Linux. But, Linux people have a community willing to examine source code to answer their own questions, and so much more a mesh of people who "got them into it" rather than a salesperson or office IT. So the social organization is much better suited to this P2P help network than say, Windows, or even Apple users. The software to support the social model is very simple, and uses existing (email, Usenet) networks and techniques. Someone get coding!

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  160. The I-Opener Lives! by g051051 · · Score: 1

    So, who wants to lay odds on how long they can stay in business once hackers start buying all of their hardware and not using the proprietary services?

  161. Ohh, you asked for it!!!! by Thud457 · · Score: 1
    All my girlfriends[*] use the sonicare on their boxen !


    [*] This is slashdot, interpert accordingly ;-)

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    1. Re:Ohh, you asked for it!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [*] This is slashdot, interpert accordingly ;-)

      YUO = TEH FAG0RTZ!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111

  162. It's called "plausible deniability" by Thud457 · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but it's much less embaressing when the TSA screener at the airport pulls it out of your bag and asks you quite loudly if it belongs to you.

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    1. Re:It's called "plausible deniability" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article "a dildo", never "your dildo".

  163. Re:Yep, a Mac. A used iMac by Jimithing+DMB · · Score: 1
    the CRT monitor will let us move to an easier resolution as her eyes wind down.

    OS X has a zoom feature using Command+Option+[+-] to zoom in and out on the screen. Furthermore, Cocoa (and Carbon's CoreGraphics) use all floating point coordinates and affine transformations so it's only a matter of time before Apple brings back perfect scaling instead of the fixed 72 dpi interface they have now.

    This would allow you to continue to use high resolution but scale things up (text and images) using a sytem preference. If done right this would likely be preferrable to just kicking the resolution down as the text would be both larger and more clear using this method.

  164. Been there done that... by cjmnews · · Score: 1

    I used to work for a group that made something like this. We even sold more that 200K to an ISP in a foreign country. No US ISPs would buy into it. After attending a negotiation meeting between management and an ISP, I blame the arrogant management for killing possible deals with US ISPs, and the failure of the business.

    Ours was a sealed system with no CD, floppy etc. USB was there though. We had a way to remotely upgrade them, they were not prone to the typical adware and viruses as they were NOT Microsoft based. The idea is a good one, I know that my parents would benefit greatly from a system like this. It would reduce support costs as they can't screw up the system. This business could have taken off, maybe these new guys will succeed.

    The ISP worked with a bank and gave them to people for opening an account. Or you could buy one for about the price these guys are quoting. The problem is the ISP didn't know how to run a network. They had a lot of down time, and they could hardly keep their office network running.

    Needless to say, the whole business went down the tubes and I work in a different group now.

    Last time I saw one was for sale on E-bay for $25.

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  165. My grandparents... by FHMyles · · Score: 1

    ...just use my old PowerBook. It runs OS9 but they don't care. All they want is to e-mail their photos to everyone. My other grandfather had WebTV until his provider discontinued it. He just used that so he could receive and reply to e-mails. We've offered to buy him a PC since but he's now content going over to his neighbour's house once or twice a week to use theirs to check his e-mail.

    This product could be good for the elderly, I guess. But I know that none of my older relatives have enough faith in the internet to even think of banking online.

  166. The next dot com "bubble" is starting... by gliph · · Score: 1

    I guess it has now been long enough that all the venture capitalists have washed their .com losses out of their mouths. All of a sudden .com this and .com that are showing up in tv commercials. This is the EXACT same thing that happened before. Even google's share price has basically doubled in the last 6 months... are we headed for another .com bust? I don't know, but I say we all get in early, sell high and become rich... RICHER THAN ASTRONAUTS!

  167. Re:idiot-proof and natural selection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And it certainly doesn't help with each of the following human interventions into natural selection process:

    Medicines and related machines that allow people to live who should have naturally been terminated. Too many idiots who ran red lights are alive today....breeding....

    The criminal justice system and anti-gun laws. Those who are criminally inclined mixed with a suitable level of stupid gene should have been terminated during the crime by a victim long ago.

    Nowadays we artificially remove both good and bad genetic material through the use of abortion. We also allow our prejudices to determine which lives match our standard of living and capabilities. There is a fairly strong chance we have destroyed some genetic improvments by terminating lives didn't meet our standard of normal, yet would have introduced improvments into the human race.

    Sounds like the UN needs to assemble and discuss the next big crisis.

  168. Myturn.com GlobalPC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's hope this thing doesn't suck as royally as the Myturn.com GlobalPC...

  169. Foolproof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nothing is foolproof to the sufficiently talented fool.

  170. Grandkids by 3.09+a+hour · · Score: 1

    And what happens when the grandkids come to visit? They cant even install aim, cant download large files (whats the cutoff?) and basicilly CANT use the machine at all! So its a 500$ paperweight you can check your emails with? $13/month? Whats that the extra 'haha i cant belive thier buying it' fee?

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  171. First rule by elgatozorbas · · Score: 1
    2) Do not eat simPC.

    You forgot the obvious first rule:
    1) Don't talk about simPC

  172. Re:And isn't this the name of that Indian computer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Holland is the land of elves?

  173. Dumb and Dumberer by Ranger · · Score: 1

    Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. There is no way to make a computer totally idiot proof.

    I do telephone tech support for consumers with desktop pc's. I say "Press F8", and the caller says nothing is happening. Turns out they are pressing F and 8. I say "Move your mouse cursor." and they say "What's a cursor?". They think the tower is either a modem or a hard drive. I'll ask what version of windows their computer is running. They often respond Dell or Compaq. They don't have a clue. I often say I can't make this any dumber. There comes a point when it is impossible to translate basic instructions into terms they can understand.

    Most of the time I punish them by making them do a destructive recovery for things like spyware, page cannot be displayed, or their CDRW stopped writing. You'll lose everything, bwah, ha, ha!

    One word of advice. If you should be stuck doing such a miserable job as this, and customers complain that they get tired of calling 3 or 4 different people to resolve a problem, use the following analogy: Computers are more like houses. You call a plumber to fix the plumbing. You call an electrician to fix the wiring. You call a carpenter to fix a wall, etc. You call your ISP if you have problems with the internet, your antivirus company if you have a problem with a virus, etc. It's not like a car where you can take it to one person. It may not be true, but it seems to satisfy most of them and gets them off the phone.

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  174. These are usually called "kiosks" by rasqual · · Score: 1

    Sure can't see what's new about this -- unless it's someone getting the bright idea that kiosks are now practical as personal computers. They might indeed be, for older people. I've been thinking about something like this too.

  175. The old woodpecker analogy by Simonetta · · Score: 1

    Like the old saying: " If architects designed buildings in the same way that programmers built software, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization. "

  176. holy shit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it's a female! *stares intensely*

    wanna come over to my mom's house and hang out?

  177. Democratization of Technology? by ConsciousObjector · · Score: 1
    While these models are only being released in a select few European countries, it's only a matter of time before it spreads elsewhere. The computer industry has shown monumental growth over the past twenty years. Before computers were the realm of geeks. Today they're still the realm of geeks, but less so.

    Computer usage is closing in on a critical mass, though. Most middle- and upper-class households have computers, and many of them more than one. The only way to continue the phenomenal growth of the past is to reach out to new demographics.

    My aunt has an Internet only appliance that my grandmother refuses to touch. Then again, as recently as eight years ago, she claimed that microwave ovens caused sterility ...

    In any case, in order for the computer industry to continue to expand to seniors and the technologically deficient. If they're able to eliminate stability problems (which they probably will since there won't be any external conflicts) it'll be a big step towards drawing in new customers. If the price keeps dropping, it can close up the digital divide.

    In the long run, though, the simPC has limited usefulness. Tons of middle-aged (40-50 and up) people use computers. As the population ages, they won't STOP using their computers. Eventually computers will become as ubiquitous as televisions once technophobic seniors pass away and technophilic youngsters take their place.

  178. Re:Obligatory Monty Python scetch reference by Mhtsos · · Score: 1

    "You kids are lucky to have keyboards and mice and such. Back in my day all we had was eight little bulbs and eight switches with a push button on the register clock."

  179. Re:Warning! you laugh, but.... by seven+of+five · · Score: 1
    ... at the bottom of ipod shuffle it says:
    Do not eat iPod shuffle.


    I guess people see stick of gum next to ipod & think 'tasty!'.
  180. Yeah.. And with a mac mini by dep01 · · Score: 1
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