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Credit card signatures: Useless?

SpaceAdmiral writes "Everyone should remember John Hargrave's classic Credit Card Prank on Zug. He tried signing fake names on his credit card receipt, and no one seemed to care. But that's nothing compared to The Credit Card Prank, Part 2. Can he draw obscene pictures instead of signing his credit card? Yes, it turns out. Is there any way of getting your signature checked? . . . Yes, it turns out. But you have to do an awful lot."

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  1. Almost useless by suso · · Score: 4, Interesting

    A story I heard once somewhere on the web:

    "I once went to Target to buy a CD and used my new credit card to pay. After signing the receipt the cashier took my card and looked at the back and said "You haven't signed the back of your credit card.", I took my credit card back and signed the back of it and gave it back to her. She then proceeded to compare the back of my just signed credit card with the signature I had also just made on the receipt and said "Yep, they match". I just shook my head, took my stuff and left."

    Actually, despite my experience in the past with this kind of sillyness, I have noticed a lot more cashiers taking more care to make sure that the signature really matches. Just yesterday I went to Half Price Books and thought that the cashier was going to breakout a magnifying glass to ensure that the signature was authentic.

    1. Re:Almost useless by Buzz_Litebeer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I write in "SEE ID" and then my signature next to it on my credit cars. I then say thank you to the cashiers who check my ID.

      I know it isnt a lot, but it helps me feel a little more comfortable that had I been a criminal trying to get a bad credit card accross I would have been foild.

      Then you have Wal Marts and such that you swipe the card yourself.... ugh.

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    2. Re:Almost useless by slungsolow · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Been doing the same for years. I'd say my card is only checked 5% of the time. The scary thing is I use my card for just about every purchase I can.

    3. Re:Almost useless by Richie1984 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I write in "SEE ID" and then my signature next to it on my credit cars. I then say thank you to the cashiers who check my ID.

      That's quite a good idea, but over here in the UK we have a new scheme to counter fake signitures. Instead of signing for using your card, you simply enter your secure 4 digin pin into a terminal. If they match, then your identity is verified. Although, personally, I still don't trust this scheme. There are simply too many ways to have your identity stolen, and it is simply too easy to have someone secretly watch you enter a secure 4 digit pin. At least signitures need some mild degree of talent to forge.

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    4. Re:Almost useless by OhPlz · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why? You're not found liable for fraudulant charges. All your doing is holding up the line. Even if they check, have you ever once seen a cashier question a signature? I haven't.

      When I used to cashier part time in college I always wished I could reject those cards. "Sorry, SEE ID isn't the cardholder's name. I can't accept this."

    5. Re:Almost useless by tomstdenis · · Score: 4, Insightful

      But as this article is proving is "no you don't have to have talent to forge".

      And smart cards you're talking about are WAY better than what we have here [america]. First off, having the card doesn't net you anything. You need the pin to get it todo anything.

      Second, the reader doesn't get anything useful off you. This stops magreader thieves from stealing your card info.

      Third, you actually need the pin to make it work.

      I think guessing a 4 digit pin is harder than writing "shamoo" on a receipt...

      Tom

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    6. Re:Almost useless by Neon+Spiral+Injector · · Score: 5, Informative

      In the US if you have a card linked to your checking account, it can be used as a credit or debit card. As a credit card all that is needed is a signature. A debit card is just a fancy name for an ATM card. When the card is processed as a debit card the machine will ask for your PIN. The problem is in debit mode you can be charged foreign ATM fees (by both your bank and the business processing the card). So it is best to just use the card as a credit card when asked, "credit or debit?" There is also nothing preventing the card from being used one way or the other.

    7. Re:Almost useless by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 2, Informative
      When I used to cashier part time in college I always wished I could reject those cards. "Sorry, SEE ID isn't the cardholder's name. I can't accept this."

      Maybe policy has changed, but currently that is exactly what you are supposed to do. An unsigned credit card should not be accepted.

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    8. Re:Almost useless by z_gringo · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yes, I learned a long time ago that the best approach is to make my signature a completely uninteligable squiggle.

      It's hard to duplicate, and no one can ever tell me that I didn't sign my entire name. the first time a purchased a home, I had a legible signature and they made me sign MY FULL NAME like eleventy billion times.

      Now, I just squiggle, and if they say that isn't my full name, I say, "yes it is... Can't you read?"

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    9. Re:Almost useless by schon · · Score: 2, Informative

      what should she do? Take away my credit card?

      Technically, yes.

      If a merchant suspects a stolen or invalid card (invalid as in expired), they are supposed to confiscate it and return it to the issuer. If it turns out that it really was stolen, they get a reward ($75, last time I was in retail.)

      In reality though, they have to weigh the negative effect it would have on their customers - typically unless the credit company tells them to confiscate the card (which does happen), they won't.

    10. Re:Almost useless by alfboggis · · Score: 2, Insightful
      IMHO the PIN system is a great improvement over just checking a signature. I know from bitter experience that signatures are rarely checked, so effectively once someone has your card they can use it.

      If they need a PIN as well, their job is made much harder. I would guess that most card thefts are opportunistic, where anyone's card would do. If the thief spies you entering your PIN, they then have to target you specifically to rob you of your card.

      In addition, requiring a PIN to be entered forces the checking process, rather than relying on the cashier's vigilance.

    11. Re:Almost useless by cca93014 · · Score: 4, Informative

      I'm a Brit that lived in Oz for a year where they had just introduced PIN authorisation (it has the brand name "EFTPOS" over there, which rolls off the tonger very easily, sort of). Anyway, the Aussies saw a dramatic reduction in CC fraud following the roll out of the PIN terminals in stores. I dont remember the exact figures, but they were very substantial - something like 80%/85%.

      Again, I dont remember the exact figures, but the roll out costs in the UK of new cards and new PIN authorisation terminals in stores are going to be recouped by the banks very quickly indeed.

    12. Re:Almost useless by michrech · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The local Wal*Mart registers are set up to do this. The only ones that don't are the automated ones. Wierd thing happened, though. I chose "Credit" on the screen and then swiped my card as asked, except when I swiped my card, it went through as "debit", so the machine rejected it.

      Don't know if they ever fixed that lil' problem...

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    13. Re:Almost useless by ReverendLoki · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I write in "SEE ID" and then my signature next to it on my credit cars. I then say thank you to the cashiers who check my ID.

      My GF's younger brother did this. He then spent a semester as an exchange student in Mexico. Went to purchase something from a shop where the clerk had absolutely no understanding of English, and despite his best explanations, the clerk couldn't understand that this wasn't his name on the back of the card. The only way the clerk let him pay for his merchandise was if he signed the slip by the name "See ID".

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    14. Re:Almost useless by operagost · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Debit cards require a pin if they aren't VISA or MasterCard "check cards". But the greedy banks have rendered that useless by starting to charge people for using them in that manner.

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    15. Re:Almost useless by mopower70 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Except that technically, unless your name is "SEE ID", merchants are not allowed to accept your credit card. On every card I've ever seen, it clearly states "Not valid unless signed."

    16. Re:Almost useless by tomstdenis · · Score: 2, Insightful

      See the trick is to replace "greedy" with capitalist.

      It's all about making more money. Nobody does anything for the actual progress or requirement of it anymore. I mean banks QoS goes down [e.g. fewer hours, more rude tellers] but the fees go up?

      I could see if the QoS was going up as well.

      Essentially the capitalistic workforce has nothing todo with doing a good job.

      So you live your life in mediocrity trying to value your life by the amount of monies you accumulate.

      Go humanity!

      Tom

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    17. Re:Almost useless by repvik · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Uhmm. DUH?

      The the pin is not stored on the card. You can copy the card as much as you want, but it won't be of any use as long as you don't have the pin.

      The pin could probably be read with interference, but that'd require some hefty equipment. That's not something your ordinary wallet-thief will have access to.

    18. Re:Almost useless by plague3106 · · Score: 2

      Again, try a credit union over a bank. You'll be pleasently suprised.

    19. Re:Almost useless by FooWho · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Except the signature line on the back of your card isn't there for authentication purposes. It's your acceptance of the card holder agreement. Merchants are not supposed to accept a card that does not have a signature on the back of the card.

    20. Re:Almost useless by PhraudulentOne · · Score: 3, Funny

      Mine is also just a squiggle. Its a fairly elaborate squiggle, and I get a lot of weird looks when I sign, but I just laugh and say I'm a doctor. Jokes on them, I'm not a doctor!

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    21. Re:Almost useless by dirty · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Get a credit union. My credit unions refunds ATM fees charged by other banks. Ie, I go to bank C, take out $20, bank C adds on $2. My credit union at the end of the month gives me an extra $2 so the net cost of using bank C's ATM is $0 to me. Of course I do my best to never use an ATM that charges fees because the more money my credit union has, the higher interest rates they pay out, and occasionally they give year end bonuses to members if they had a really good year. Also, I find ATM fees to be nothing but pure greed.

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    22. Re:Almost useless by Cyhawkalewagee · · Score: 5, Informative

      Thats slightly incorrect. Having my wallet stolen now a total of 5 times in the last 5 years. (Why, why does it happen to me) I can tell you from fact, that if you have a Bank of america, or washignton mutal debit card, you CAN request them to deactivate all credit purchuses on your card. (its literly one menu-driven command once they are inside your account) Then, if your card is ever stolen, the moment the credit transaction takes place, its flagged, and I get a call. Last time, they caught the person within 30 minuites of trying to use my card. (She tried it in 5 places) So yes, it is possible just to use the debit part only.

    23. Re:Almost useless by cortana · · Score: 3, Informative

      Since January 1st 2005 (I think), shops that accept signatures are held liable for fraudulant transactions by the card issuers, so there is an incentive for shops to move over to the new system.

    24. Re:Almost useless by TopShelf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It was absolutely the right thing to do, as another poster noted above. There was a guy in our local paper who wrote an angry letter to the editor, blasting the local BMV for not taking his "SEE ID" credit card. I wrote back the next day and advised him to stop embarassing himself in public...

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    25. Re:Almost useless by gardyloo · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think guessing a 4 digit pin is harder than writing "shamoo" on a receipt...

      My name is shamoo, you insensitive clod!

    26. Re:Almost useless by billh · · Score: 2, Funny

      I've been using a squiggle for about ten years now. It is the same every time, and it is on my driver's license. I had no problem signing a mortgage, buying a car, getting married, filling out legal paperwork, etc. I only ever get comments on it from the occasional retail clerk that actually compares it to the back of my credit card. Strange.

    27. Re:Almost useless by SerialEx13 · · Score: 2

      If the person orders from the internet, there's an address. If a person buys some items from a store, there's no address. At best, there is a security camera.

      The one store that first introduced me to the "ASK FOR PHOTO ID" method actually will check every single time if you have written that on your card. It's only one retailer, but it's a start.

    28. Re:Almost useless by mrsev · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I live in portugal and here many things are very primitve but the banking system and cell phones are not. For both being "late adopters" they had the advantage of getting better systems.

      At a Portuguese ATM from ANY bank or ATM in a supermarket or petrol station there are NO charges at all. Furthermore you can pay all your bills by ATM and even check your balance and last 10 "account movements" from anywhere.

      Now what they have is something amazing: You can buy from online retailers in Portugal and some of them will give you a code that you can take to an ATM and pay that way. You never enter any bank details online. Actually you can even charge your cellphone and pay taxes to the state.

      Now how did they get this system.... well the banks all needed ATMS at the same time and it was much cheaper if they colaborated.

      Dont get me worng many things here suck but some things (like the ATMs) are very good.

    29. Re:Almost useless by oliana · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I had "Check ID" in large black letters on the FRONT of my credit card. About half of the time, they didn't and one time they took my card, read "Check ID" outloud, laughed a little and proceeded to not check my ID

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    30. Re:Almost useless by Jherek+Carnelian · · Score: 2, Informative

      I write in "SEE ID" and then my signature next to it on my credit cars. I then say thank you to the cashiers who check my ID.

      Then you should also say "thank you" to the cashiers who confiscate your card. They are the ones who are actually following the terms of their merchant agreement.

      You see, the signature on the card is not meant as proof of identity. It is meant as proof of contractual agreement. As in you've signed the contract which requires you to pay for charges made with the card under the terms spelled out in little tiny print on that document that came with the card.

      Thus, if there is anything other than a signature in that box, the contract is void and so the merchants are required to confiscate it and certainly should not be allowing you to use the card to make purchases since you are not legally bound by the contract.

      That should also explain why the merchants require that you sign an unsigned card and then let you use it. Not that most register peons are going to know the "why" behind the rules, they just follow them, probably because their managers don't understand them either.

      Technically, as long as you have signed your card, it should be usuable by anyone whom you have authorized to use it. Thus this recent trend towards verifying signatures is misdirected. Anyone who has been authorized to use the card by the owner can legally do so, and thus should sign with THEIR name, not forge the card holder's name. But, just try explaining THAT to a register peon...

      You may disagree with this policy, but it is in the contracts that both the merchants and the cardholders have agreed to.

    31. Re:Almost useless by sonoluminescence · · Score: 3, Funny

      Then you have Wal Marts and such that you swipe the card yourself.... ugh.

      Yeah but at those self service things I always make sure to check that the signature on the card is really my own. :p

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    32. Re:Almost useless by fejikso · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If you're keeping your life savings in a savings account, let me tell you, you're losing a lot of money every year, because inflation is approximately 4%. Check the laughable interest rate that any bank gives you. Don't be surprised if it's something like 0.2%

      You should keep your life savings in bonds, funds or stocks, not savings accounts. An indexed fund gives, very roughly, about 10% annually.

    33. Re:Almost useless by jedrek · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I have one service that a lot of my non-european friends find amazing: text messages on transaction. Every time there is a transaction made on my account - wether it be a credit card charge, an ingoing/outgoing transfer, deposit, interest payout, etc - I get a text message to my phone immediately. So even if I were to lose my card, I'd be informed the second someone used it - at which time I can call the bank, deny the charge and get it blocked -- even if I didn't know I'd lost it.

    34. Re:Almost useless by Cat_Byte · · Score: 3, Interesting
      The mag stripe contains only the 16 digits of the card. (I used to work for MasterCard).

      I used to work for a company that wrote software for pc based cash registers. Unless things changed, we had to parse out all #s following the card # just to get # to populate by itself. There was no uniform layout of information. Some had the extra 4 digits you see on the back of the card, some had the expiration date, some had #s that I never figured out what they were. We even had access to the cool monthly # that would make it skip actually submitting card payments in the nightly batch so we could swipe real cards all day to test. That was a dangerous toy...grin...I resisted using it.

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    35. Re:Almost useless by aixguru1 · · Score: 3, Informative

      If they had the extra 4 digits (3 for AMEX cards)on the back stored in the mag stripe that is a big no no to banks. CVV (numbers after your account number on the back) data was originally used so that the old swipe impact 3 part forms would not pick up the numbers. This meant that you would not have all the info that the banks had on the card from the imprint of the card numbers from the front. They often called in the card when making a purchase and read off the CVV data to the bank when making a charge.

      What they typically use that data for now is online orders or "card not present" orders. It's a way to validate when do a "card not present" transaction. Most banks require this now for retailers doing online transactions. There are only two bits of info that should not be stored on the mag stripe. One is the CVV data and the other is your PIN number.

      For those that have access to mag stripe readers, especially ones that use keyboard input, try running your card through and dumping out the data sometime. You will see exactly what is on them (if your reader supports more than track 1 and track 2 reads that is). Last time I did, my AMEX, Discover, and VISA all had my name on there, card number, expiration and a few other numbers noone typically uses for transactions.

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    36. Re:Almost useless by pfleming · · Score: 4, Informative
      As a merchant who accepts credit cards it amazes me that people think the SEE ID is valid. Just a few days ago someone posted a link that completely rebuffs the SEE ID line.
      • SEE ID is not a valid signature
      • An unsigned card (blank signature line) is not a valid card.
      The card must be signed, period. Merchants who accept these cards are in violation of their contract with the card processing company and can potentially lose their right to accept credit cards. I don't know any that actually have though.
      On the other hand, I have had people with unsigned cards argue with me that they don't sign their cards so a thief can't copy their signature
      I usually advise them that an unsigned card is not valid (it's written right under or over the signature line) and that they will have to sign the card in my presence and provide ID to verify the signature. Otherwise they have to come up with cash or another valid form of payment.
      Perhaps if more merchants actually read the agreement that they sign there would be more protection for the card user. I don't expect it to happen any time soon though, there are still "$10 minimum for credit card purchases" signs (Visa and Mastercard do not allow minimums, Discover does) and merchants who want your phone number before they swipe a card (personal information as a requirement for purchases is a violation of the merchant contract)
      If you really want them to look at photo id, get a card with your photo on it. Otherwise "rules is rules" and they should be followed on both sides.
    37. Re:Almost useless by Xugumad · · Score: 5, Interesting

      On the PIN number thing, I'm tempted to put a small slip of paper in my wallet, with "0619" written on it. Anyone stealing the wallet may well try it is my PIN, and it won't work. So they turn it upside down (becomes "6190"), and it still doesn't work. If I'm really lucky, they turn it back the other way, try one more time, and the card is now locked.

    38. Re:Almost useless by kencurry · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I had the same experience when I bought my first home. The escrow officer/lady actually chastised me for not knowing how to sign my name properly!

      I was so pissed, but I meekly complied and let her tell me how to sign all the documents like I was a five year old.

      later, I realized that I had paid her to treat me like that.

      Several closed escrows later, I sign the damn papers how I want, the less legible the better.

      Escrow lady - kiss my ass!

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    39. Re:Almost useless by DaAdder · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, no, not at all.

      A wireless webcam, card copier eqipment and a cheap ATM front mockup will set you back a measly few dollars. Its one of the most common ways to copy a card, read the CC#, the pin, all in one swipe.

      Often enough the victim doesn't know he/she's been had until the bill shows up or the card company calls about strange charges.

      Depending on the quality of the ATM front or the cam setup, the scam might be discovered in a day or two. Sometimes it does, sometimes it doesnt. If so they move to another area, as discovery of the equipment doesn't have to leave any trace back to the villains what so ever.

      I dont really see how cameras and card copiers couldnt let you easily forge a signature as well btw.

      Since thousands of people are being fooled by this, how exactly can the card companies/banks effectively argue that its your own damn fault?

    40. Re:Almost useless by TopShelf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I would check on their rules for using "unsigned" credit cards like yours - while it's indeed less likely that yours might be misused, if it was, you may be liable for the charges.

      The "guy who was outraged" was 100% in the wrong - he lambasted the BMV and the front-line employee for doing EXACTLY WHAT THE CREDIT CARD COMPANIES TELL THEM TO. They are only interested in processing transactions, and to do that they need to abide by Visa's rules in this case.

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    41. Re:Almost useless by Soruk · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not quite true. The shops are held liable if they haven't got the means to take the new Chip and Pin cards (and maybe, if a customer requests signature if they don't know their PIN). The shop is not liable if they have the hardware, but the customer has an old-style card.

      (This is from advice given to me by my bank.)

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    42. Re:Almost useless by BlueHands · · Score: 3, Funny

      nice thought but I think it could be improved upon...

      instead of hoping they will try reading through it,write badly. 9's and 4's can look alot alike, so can 1's and 7's

      Yea for an Americain education system that never force me to learn how to write!!

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  2. I'm not complaining by thebra · · Score: 4, Funny

    this comes in handy when I've had a "little" to much to drink at a bar or club. It's nice to know that my friends can sign for me.

  3. Not in the UK. by Space+cowboy · · Score: 5, Interesting


    One of the first things you notice when on holiday in the US (buying petrol, stuff, whatever) is that they don't look at your credit card signature. Ever.

    In the UK (and I think most of Europe) it's a lot different. I've been asked to re-sign because my (legitimate!) signature wasn't quite similar enough. It doesn't help when you've got a 3-year-old card where the signature is pretty much worn-off anyway :-)

    Another weird thing about the US is that pretty much the entire world wants to know your social-security number. The only person in the UK who ever asks for my SSN is the taxman, and I want him to know, so I don't get two tax-bills :-) You never ever get asked by the electricity/gas people, the cable company, the phone people, your bank, the list goes on. I guess identity fraud is that much easier that way...

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    1. Re:Not in the UK. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, this is amazing. I don't understand why this has become the norm in the US. The Social Security office doesn't send the number in the mail for security reasons when every other company uses it as an ID number. Fraud is much easier this way for sure and the system of using it like an ID should be changed.

    2. Re:Not in the UK. by ettlz · · Score: 2, Funny
      In the UK (and I think most of Europe) it's a lot different. I've been asked to re-sign because my (legitimate!) signature wasn't quite similar enough.

      Where have you been shopping?! Where I live, the tills are all tended to by bored Vicky Pollard-types (especially at the petrol stations) who think a "signature" is something you can get from a boy in the back of a burnt-out Rover 100. They never look at the reverse of the card; I've changed the glyphs in my signature a number of times and it's never been noticed. Thank goodness for Patrick Stewart and his lovely chip-and-pin!

    3. Re:Not in the UK. by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 4, Informative
      She politely asks him to sign his card so she can compare signatures. It took him a beat to process the fact that "Yes she's that dumb.", he signed the card, she checked the sigs. and let him be on his merry way.

      Nothing to do with being dumb. A credit card is not valid until signed (it says this by the signature panel on all my Visa and MasterCard cards, though interestingly not on my Discover), and she did exactly what card issuers require merchants to do when presented with an unsigned card.

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    4. Re:Not in the UK. by IANAAC · · Score: 3, Funny
      What they're supposed to do is:

      If they see you haven't signed your credit card, they're supposed to ask to see another form of ID with your signature. That's what they're supposed to do. At least that's what my back tells its customers when issuing new credit/debit cards. For this reason, many people DON'T sign their card (some of my friends do it this way). I always do sign it, though, figuring if it's ever lost or stolen, hopefully the signature will be checked.

    5. Re:Not in the UK. by Alan_g_Dundee · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I had a guy once who signed the slip then I noticed he hadnt signed the debit card. I politely told him I could not accept it as the card has to be signed before being presented to be valid.

      He then signed the card, very slowly as he had to check the name on the front of it. I said I could not accept it as it defeated the purpose of me checking the signature and if he wished to go to the bank and withdraw cash thus proving he is the cardholder I would process it. I also (rightly) suspected that he was not the cardholder.

      He then walked to the front of the store and veered over to the other set of counters which were some distance away. I radiod the supervisor of the counter to warn them and headed over.

      I'm glad I did because she then rejected the card due to the signature he had wrote 2 minutes before not matching the one he just wrote at that cash desk.

      Being the duty manager some days I had to deal with this sort of stuff all the time, customers asking to see management because their card wasnt accepted, reasons included:

      *signature slip being worn away so card was void

      *signature being completely different to that on the card

      *People using their spouses card

      *people not signing their card before attempting to use it

      Maybe once a day we would also get someone whos card brought up "voice approval" or "declined - keep card"

      I would generally explain that I had to phone up *their card company* to authorise the transaction and suggested that either the bank had made a mistake or they had either unkowingly slipped into their overdraft or spent more than usual that day so the bank was doing a routine check to ensure all was well.

      Most people understood that this was their own bank wanting to check that their customers card hadnt been stolen and unusually large amounts being spent before it could be reported.

      Occassionally we would have someone whos card was not approved after calling their own card company who would huff that they would go elsewhere and no amount of explaining that it was their own bank who had declined them and not the store would help them see sense. I wished to follow them to the store they so loudly insisted they were taking their business to see them be declined their.

      Our store was pretty vigilant on credit card fraud because any time a card was seized the reward from the bank would go into the staffroom fund to pay for parties.

    6. Re:Not in the UK. by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 2, Insightful
      For this reason, many people DON'T sign their card (some of my friends do it this way).

      Pretty stupid, IMHO... because all the thief has to do is sign the card ... before he goes on his shopping spree!

    7. Re:Not in the UK. by psychofox · · Score: 2, Informative
      If you read the page you linked to, it says

      "Request a signature. Ask the cardholder to sign the card and provide current government identification, such as a driver's license or passport (if local law permits)."

      So she certainly did _not_ do exactly what she was supposed to.

    8. Re:Not in the UK. by Queer+Boy · · Score: 2, Informative
      Fraud is much easier this way for sure and the system of using it like an ID should be changed.

      It has been changed, no company can require that you give them your social security number since about 1999, I don't remember the exact year but I remember when they enacted it. It is for security purposes and also because the number belongs to the government (just as a tax ID) and not the individual. SSN FAQ

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  4. Completely. by garcia · · Score: 4, Interesting

    While I realize that this "article" was meant to be tongue in cheek, I'll say:

    Every time you make a credit card purchase, they're supposed to match your signature against the one on the back of your card. Nobody seems to check anymore, so I tried to see how far I could push it with wacky signatures like "Mariah Carey" and "Zeus," which you can read in the original Credit Card Prank.

    My signature is basically a W with a line after. I have been told it's "unique". I always reply, "it's fast." Signatures required for credit card purchases are lame. Checking my ID is even worse. I always make sure to be a PITA when they ask for my ID when I pay w/a CC. Paying with plastic is my way around hassle and if they're going to give me one I'm sure to pay them back with some.

    I was grocery shopping when I ran into a new type of signature-checking device: the electronic screen. Instead of a flimsy scrap of paper, you now sign your name right into the screen. Finally, I thought, a better way to check our signatures!

    For these I usually just put an X through it or a straight line. I always believed that an X was a valid signature. What happens if I'm truly unable to write my signature? I have to sign in that box in order for the signature to take so I do. I've never had a problem with someone questioning it (most are 16 year old kids that just don't give a shit).

    Going back to my ID issues w/CC's. My ID has a signature on it (for what reason I have no idea) but in order to get that signature on there you have to be writing for a certain amount of time. I had to write out my entire name (including middle name) in order for it to take. It basically means that the signature on my ID is worthless as I never sign anything like that. Why bother to require it if you aren't going to get a valid signature from me?

    If we are basing the validation of the signature to the back of a possibly stolen card don't you think that someone would attempt to at least forge the signature? I would think that would be the case.

    The world is ending if people seriously believe that a handwritten signature on the back of a credit card will end theft. Maybe we should all be required to have our signature stored in a national database. That surely will stop the terrorists!

    So to answer the question posed in the article title: "Credit card signatures: useless?" I have to answer, completely.

    1. Re:Completely. by MyLongNickName · · Score: 5, Funny

      My signature is basically a W with a line after.

      Wow! Please to meet you Mr. President!

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    2. Re:Completely. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      You think Bush knows how to write W?!

    3. Re:Completely. by arexu · · Score: 2, Insightful

      While I realize its an annoyance to you, when I worked retail selling books, I checked every time, becuase I worked in a holiday destination (Honolulu) and cards do get stolen there.

      I looked at the signer, to see how comfortable they were reproducing the signature, then at the signature, to see how close it was. I didn't expect perfect duplication every time, since I don't sign the same every time myself.

      Signature checking is no panacea, its another step in reducing CASUAL fraud. Scammers are going to be practiced, and may well get by my eyeball check, but I'll catch the guy who just snagged your wallet at the beach across the street.

      As to your attempted pissing away my time because I took an extra 20 seconds to look at your signature, big fat hairy deal. I'm on shift til I'm done, and when my shift ends, I'm gone, with you still there or not.

      If you don't care to get it checked, goodie for you. Free check anyway! I check because people get robbed. What's your reasoning -- I'm wasting your time? I waste more time counting your change out, or waiting for your reciept to print than I do watching you sign and looking at the back of your card.

      Carping and timewasters don't bother me, I'm got a piss-poor customer service attitude already. I've had customer complaints because they didn't like the way I DIDN'T argue with them. What can YOU do?

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    4. Re:Completely. by RikF · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "My signature is basically a W with a line after. I have been told it's "unique". I always reply, "it's fast." Signatures required for credit card purchases are lame. Checking my ID is even worse. I always make sure to be a PITA when they ask for my ID when I pay w/a CC. Paying with plastic is my way around hassle and if they're going to give me one I'm sure to pay them back with some."

      Wow - what an odd point of view! I am always far more annoyed/concerned when it is obvious that my signature has *not* been checked. I'd much rather they spent a few extra moments checking that I was the legitimate user of my card, rather than the guy who just mugged me for it (the worst cases being those where they swipe the card, hand it back and only then give you the receipt to sign!). Of course this is becoming less of an issue now that Chip and PIN is being rolled out across the UK but personally I'd be happy if I could order a card with 'Only Accept With Photo ID' printed on it (and yeah, I'd have it as an optional thing - I'm not a fan on compulsory ID cards)

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    5. Re:Completely. by stuartkahler · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Assholes like you are the reason that so many stores are willing to take my stolen card until it finally comes back declined from the bank. If carrying a picture ID is too much hassle, just use cash.

      And I'm more than happy to shop at stores that require ID. They get less chargebacks and pay a lower percentage to the bank, so they can charge me less for what I buy.

    6. Re:Completely. by Derling+Whirvish · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I always believed that an X was a valid signature.

      And I always thought "X" was a valid signature for people who are illiterate and therefore can't sign their name, but that it had to be countersigned by a literate witness who could verify it. Anyone know the legalities of it?

  5. I remember .. by graphicartist82 · · Score: 4, Funny

    .. a guy I used to work with that signed all his credit card receipts and checks "I. M. Jesus Christ"

    nobody ever though twice about it.

    1. Re:I remember .. by Morgon · · Score: 2, Funny

      The player number is spot on, but his position?? "Right Wing"?

      Proof that conservatives are the instrument of the devil!

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  6. Starbucks by JohnGrahamCumming · · Score: 4, Informative

    Starbucks doesn't bother to ask for a PIN or signature under $20: http://www.boston.com/business/articles/2004/08/18 /swipe_hype_debit_the_small_stuff/

    John.

    1. Re:Starbucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      What costs less than $20 at Starbucks?

    2. Re:Starbucks by truthsearch · · Score: 2, Informative

      It actually has little to do with Starbucks. It's MasterCard's policy (i.e. in the contract with each bank) that purchases under $20 don't require authentication. It's up to the vendor if they want to follow that policy. Credit card companies want their plastic to be used in place of cash for every purchase. For tiny amounts it makes little sense unless the plastic is easier to use than paper and coins. So they (along with the banks) cover the cost of fraud under $20 in order to get much more business.

      Similarly merchants are not allowed to deny purchases below a certain amount. Any of those signs "No credit card purchases below $10" are a breach of contract. Merchants don't want to pay the credit card fee for such small purchases, but if they want to allow credit card use at all they must.

      (I used to work for MasterCard)

  7. Idiocy does not stop there.... by hnile_jablko · · Score: 5, Interesting

    When I lived in Australia, a woman at Commonwealth Bank told me that I could not write "Check Identification" on the back of the card with my signature. I insisted that my signature was there, but I still wanted someoene to check the id of the card holder. She was adamant about it. I asked for her manager who was also adamant. Why were they? Because there was no rule or code of conduct which said it "IS OK" to do this. So thereby it must not be done.

    1. Re:Idiocy does not stop there.... by sjwt · · Score: 2, Informative

      Its because ppl dont check the ID corectly, having worked in hospitality for 7 years we where warned about that and why not to accept it, bascily i pick up your shiny new CC in the mail from your mail box, i write "SEE ID" on back, i then go o9ut and buy a new $5000 plasma tv, and they check my ID, and dont compear the name on the ID to the name on the CC.

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  8. In other news by cheezemonkhai · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I could sign my card Micky Mouse and it would still be accepted.

    My other half changed her signature so it was in hini rather than english character set, and they still accepted it when she did the english one without any questions.

    They are pointless.

    Anyway customers get arsey when you question them about the signature anyway so you lose either way.

  9. It's true by dledeaux · · Score: 2, Interesting

    These days, I just draw a line across the receipt. Nobody really seems to care. My latest thing has been so see just how short I can make the line.

  10. I'm ----- by digitalgimpus · · Score: 4, Interesting

    literally. I just put a line through. That's my signature.

    Signatures are pretty easy to forge... especially to an untrained eye.

    So I keep my "real signature" for important stuff. Some waiter doesn't need my signature. They charge regardless.

    1. Re:I'm ----- by JPelorat · · Score: 3, Informative

      It's not your signature they take, it's the CC#, exp date, and confirmation code, to use online where no one ever asks for a signature.

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  11. I wish they wouldn't look at my signature. by bigtallmofo · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm asked all the time to show my ID by various cashiers when I use my credit card in a store and it's a bit annoying.

    Since the U.S. federal government limits my liability to $50 for someone fraudulently using my credit card, and all of my credit card companies waive even that, I don't care who uses my credit card.

    I just had to have one credit card replaced because someone attempted to charge $9,000 worth of "computer equipment" to it while I was on vacation. It was actually the third incident of someone putting fraudulent charges on that card. The funny thing is that even my credit card company didn't care - it was I that insisted on getting new numbers on the card. Which explains why more and more vendors are asking for ID or checking signatures - they're the ones that lose money when fraud happens.

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    1. Re:I wish they wouldn't look at my signature. by MyLongNickName · · Score: 5, Informative

      Since the U.S. federal government limits my liability to $50 for someone fraudulently using my credit card, and all of my credit card companies waive even that, I don't care who uses my credit card.

      Not entirely true. If it can be shown that your negligence contributed to the fraudulant usage of your card, you can be held liable. Granted, you have to really be careless for this to ever be an issue.

      For example, loaning it to your friend to make a purchase. He/she makes other purchases on the card, well... you are screwed. The other common occurence is when you do not report a card stolen right away. Then, you can also be held liable.

      I've heard of very few instances of this ever being an issue. But do not take the limited liablility policy to be an excuse to be careless. It can come back to bite you.

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    2. Re:I wish they wouldn't look at my signature. by keithslater · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You've got to be kidding me. It's annoying that some one asks for 2 seconds of your life to look at your ID to verify that your name matches your card.

      I just really can't understand why it's annoying. The people in our society who act like they should never be bother by anything and that the world revolves around them is the only thing that's annoying here.

    3. Re:I wish they wouldn't look at my signature. by Phillip2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You should do. First you are paying for fraud through you credit card charges. And secondly, even if you liability is limited, when someone does rip of your card, then it's still a pain in the ass getting it fixed.

      What I don't understand is why the US is not moving toward a PIN based system. France did this a decade ago. The UK is finally in the throws of doing this.

      Phil

    4. Re:I wish they wouldn't look at my signature. by Halo- · · Score: 3, Interesting
      For example, loaning it to your friend to make a purchase. He/she makes other purchases on the card, well... you are screwed.

      Here's a fun little story to amplify your point:

      When I was young(er) and dumb(er) I once gave a phone card number to a friend in another state so they could call me in emergencies. I figured since it had a $50 limit I was insulated to a $50 dollar lesson even if they went insane and called Peru. Plus, it was a major issuer (AT&T), so I didn't expect problems.

      Turns out, nope, I wasn't protected at all. The "friend" turned out to have emotional problems and abused the hell out of the card. The phone company was more than happy to let $2500 bucks worth of charges accrue. The fun part was that I was liable because I had given a third party the original access. The _really_ fun part was that when I discovered this was going on (and there was only like $350 charged), I tried to get the charges stopped. I tried reporting the card stolen, explaining the situation, pleading with the issuer, etc... Nothing worked. They told me it would take at least 7-10 days to put a stop on the card because "these things take a while to filter through the system." (bear in mind this was a "global communication company") So even though the issuer knew the card was out of my control, and going vastly over the "limit" (which I was told was actually a "suggestion") they let it run up for more than a week.

      The point here, is that if you haven't done something dumb, you usually have no problem with any sort of fraud. If you have, I suspect sometimes the issuing companies let you get dug into as deep of a hole as possible because they know you are on the hook and have no recourse.

      So when you do get bitten, even by doing something which seems not to be a big deal, it can bite you VERY hard.

      (And yes, I ended up paying the whole bill...)

    5. Re:I wish they wouldn't look at my signature. by MyLongNickName · · Score: 3, Informative

      Ouch.

      To anyone reading: If you ever find yourself getting into a situation like this, remember that verbal conversations mean nothing.

      Call the company. Get the name of the person you are speaking to. Follow up with a letter referencing the phone call. Include the name of the person you skpoke with, then date and time of the call. Mail it the same day. Have it delivered certified mail. Keep a copy. Keep your signature notifcation.

      You are probably aware now that this would have saved you at least 2,150 of the 2,500 that got charged to you. But as you say, they are willing to take you for a ride when then know you are young and inexperienced.

      Their "it needs to work through the system" should be their problem, not yours. But after the fact, you have no proof of what happened.

      Hopefully, this will save someone else some money and headache.

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  12. No signature by Momoru · · Score: 3, Informative

    Something i learned while working in retail is write "check id" in the signature block...not everyone checks, but i usually get at least 60% of the people ask me for id...so it would at least slow down someone having a spending spree with my card.

  13. Some people pay attention by dcclark · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I used to work in the box office at a performing arts center. We took credit card orders all the time, and all of us knew that we had to double-check the signatures. I remember more than one patron being very indignant when I refused to accept a card with "See ID" (or "CID") on the back, or worse yet, no signature at all.

    "Can I just sign the card now?"
    "I'm sorry, but I have no way of verifying your signature then."
    "But nobody else ever cares!"
    "I'm afraid that we do."

    It's times like that that a boss who backs you up is a very, very helpful thing. (We would still take a different, and signed, credit card from them. We weren't total jerks!)

    1. Re:Some people pay attention by tx_kanuck · · Score: 2, Informative

      Hold on....why wouldn't you take a CC with See ID on it? I write that on mine so that people ask for my drivers license, comparing my photo to...well, to me. That plus the name on the CC and the name on my DL.

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    2. Re:Some people pay attention by flu1d · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't know if this is true with every state but in Colorado my signiture is on my drivers license. With my bank card its probably pretty easy to forge my signature. Why wouldn't you accept the See ID or CID? My ID has my picture and my signature, there probably wont be enough time for someone to make a fake ID before I cancel the card and thus looking at my ID will probably be more of an assurance than just looking at some scribbles on the back of my card.

    3. Re:Some people pay attention by Ugmo · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I was a clerk in a video store and a cashier at a department store while working my way through school. I would check all Credit Card signatures. Credit cards were required for membership at the video store, most people would pay cash for the rentals.

      I confiscated 3 or 4 cards and destroyed them while a cashier after getting "Please Call" back instead of an authorization.

      I never caught a bad signature (a couple missing signatures, I would check the Driver's license and look at that signature and photo and tell the person to sign the card later)

      I would occasionally get a customer that did not want me to bother checking signatures and one guy belittled me while I was checking. "Oh, now you are a handwriting expert. Oh, how secure." etc etc.

      I told him it was better for him that I at least try to catch forgers.

      Not really useful to the discussion but that guy still bugs me when I think about it. I was trying to protect his credit not inconvenience him. No wonder clerks don't bother to check.

    4. Re:Some people pay attention by DavidTC · · Score: 2, Interesting
      You realize how incredibly fucking stupid that policy was, right?

      If someone steals a credit card, the first thing they'd going to do is check the signature to forge it. If there's no signature, they're going to sign it with something they can forge.

      So all you accomplished was to piss off legit card holders. And, FYI, while there is a requirement that credit cards be signed, or you check ID, there is no requirement that they be signed in advance.

      And it's prefectly valid to use 'CID' as your signature, so you quite possibly were violating your agreement with the credit card company by refusing to accept valid cards for no reason. If they signed the receipt with 'John Doe' and the credit card said their signature was 'CID', you know what you're supposed to do? The thing you always do when the signature doesn't match...check ID!

      As an aside, what thief would use a credit card to get into a preforming arts center? It's almost as stupid as buying gas with it. Hey, this card's been stolen, let me use it somewhere with a lot of people and where I'm then going to hang out for two hours watching a play. No way they'll catch me!

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    5. Re:Some people pay attention by Godeke · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You don't have driver's licenses with signatures??? If you *do* (and I don't know what state doesn't) then you are just an arrogant idiot who is doing nothing to protect the credit card company or the credit card user or your company. Freaking power trips: "but I have no way of verifying your signature then". How the heck do you know that the card wasn't signed by the crook when you *weren't* being a prick? The customer wants to back it up with ID and you tell them no.

      Personally I write both See ID and a signature because I want the signature on the card to match the signature on the ID. Do you bother to honor that request? Or are you just a prick for the sake of being one?

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  14. no sig required! by museumpeace · · Score: 3, Interesting

    At my local starkbutts, I bought a pound of coffee and waited for the pen. and after an awkward pause, was told by the cashier that no signature was required any longer for purchases under $25...she was not even going to give me anything to sign.

    I did not feel comforted by that...my stolen wallets have always been used to by gas because of the no-signature-pay-at-the-pump option. anyone else encountered this?

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    1. Re:no sig required! by snorklewacker · · Score: 3, Informative

      At my local starkbutts, I bought a pound of coffee and waited for the pen. and after an awkward pause, was told by the cashier that no signature was required any longer for purchases under $25...she was not even going to give me anything to sign.

      No-signature is an option that merchants pay extra for. It's not some starbucks thing.

      Anyway, do you REALLY think that if someone stole your card that they would encounter any difficulty in just scribbling your initials and a couple squiggles? Do you also think the CC company will discover the signature mismatch and invalidate your card right there?

      Think of it this way: you're not giving the cashier a sample of your signature.

      I did not feel comforted by that...my stolen wallets have always been used to by gas because of the no-signature-pay-at-the-pump option. anyone else encountered this?

      No, because I actually reported my card missing.

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  15. Chip and pin by R0UTE · · Score: 2, Interesting

    UK has all switched over to the chip and pin system now so no signature required, even better, of course its extremely easy now to just watch everyone enter their pins so if u get that its straight to the cash machine and withdraw everything :)

    1. Re:Chip and pin by beezly · · Score: 2
      Err, no. Incorrect - You need the PIN and *that* card, not just any card.

      Keep your PIN (ie make sure no-one is watching you enter it) and card secure and nobody can clone your card (like they can with magstripe cards). They are far more secure than older cards.

  16. My solution by Lxy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I figured this out when I got my first credit card. If you sign your card, they will never look closely enough at it.

    A friend of mine told me that writing "See Identification" in the signature block on a card would work. It sometimes did, but even then merchants would "compare" my signature and OK it. I tried writing "SEE IDENTIFICATION" in large letters with a black Sharpie. Worked better, but not entirely.

    I finally came up with a permanent fix, that has yet to fail me:

    When I get a new credit card, on the back Signature area I take a black Sharpie and draw X's over the entire signature area. That forces the clerk to ask for ID. It works EVERY TIME. The only time it hasn't worked is when the clerk doesn't bother checking, but there's little you can do about that other than make a scene or report them to their manager. Besides, in some places (maybe all) a signature is not required for purchases $20.

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    1. Re:My solution by Lord+Byron+II · · Score: 3, Funny

      What is a signature? Is it not just a unique, identifying mark? Could not "Please See ID" be just as good of a signature as "John Doe"?

    2. Re:My solution by hey · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Your "solution" is stupid.
      You can't change the system. The signature area is for signatures. You are going to have tons of trouble with your silly "solution". Why not write "the user has a mole above his lip" or some other idenitifing mark? Why not because its for signatures and clerks are going to play your game.

  17. More people will read this than my signature... by kmartshopper · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I can't tell people how many times I've written everything from swears to promises of money if people read my signature when I sign and haven't had a single person say anything to me. This problem is significantly greater when I sign electronic pads at businesses after swiping my card. They don't even ask to see the card.

    And credit card companies complain about rampant theft and people filing bankrupcy... yet the security on these cards is ridiculous. They promise to pay ALL debt incurred due to a stolen card, yet they give out miniature sized cards to put ON YOUR KEYCHAIN and no one gives half a shit about what you sign when you swipe the damn thing. The whole system is a joke.

  18. make vendors responsible for fraud.... by scharkalvin · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If I were running the credit card companies, I would hold the vendors responsible for any loss due to fraud that was a result of their NOT checking signatures and ID's.
    THAT would put a stop to that.

    1. Re:make vendors responsible for fraud.... by gcatullus · · Score: 2, Informative

      Vendors already are TOTALLY responsible for fraud. But the kicker is that even if the signature does match - there is no gaurantee of payment to the merchant. The customer has only to say that the signature isn't theirs and they don't pay, the credit card company doesn't care, they made money off the transaction from the merchant, then they also take the full purchase price back from the merchant.

  19. See ID by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The safest thing to write is 'See ID'.

    Well, it's safe because it forces them to check the ID of the card's user, and it's funny because you can really tell if they care or not, since maybe people check it 1/10 of the time.

    Of course, someone could still buy gas, order online/over phone with it., etc.

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  20. My Father's Method by TheFlyingGoat · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Instead of signing the back of his credit cards, my dad writes "Ask for photo ID". If they don't, he asks them calmly if the signatures match. If the cashier says yes, he asks to talk to their supervisor. He doesn't make a big fuss out of it most of the time, and tends to joke around with the cashiers more than make them feel bad, but it gets his point across. He also praises those cashiers that do actually ask for photo ID.

    I like it because it has the net effect of making cashiers more likely to check ALL signatures, not just his.

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    1. Re:My Father's Method by Caeda · · Score: 2, Informative

      So basically your father makes an ass of himself whenever people don't check signatures?

      Nice, real nice.

      Considering you can take the credit card home and wipe the signature off with some water or weak cleaner. Even if it's permanent marker. It's a waste of time for anyone to check the signature to begin with. I stopped signing my cards years ago. It rubbs off the back every 4-6 months anyway. Cashiers that notice always agree it'll just rub off so why bother. It's like they made the perfect perpetually erasable surface on those things...

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    2. Re:My Father's Method by TheFlyingGoat · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually no, I made the point that he doesn't make a big deal of it. He never asks for a supervisor if there's any type of line, and is actually very kind about it. Sometimes he'll just say "check again" and immediately provide his driver's license. It comes across as more of a learning experience for the clerk.

      Based on your response, I'm sure you also set all your passwords to "password" since any password can be cracked anyway, right? Leave your doors unlocked too? The point isn't that it makes it 100% secure and trustworthy... it's that any amount of increase security is a good thing.

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    3. Re:My Father's Method by technothrasher · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Instead of signing the back of his credit cards, my dad writes "Ask for photo ID". If they don't, he asks them calmly if the signatures match. If the cashier says yes, he asks to talk to their supervisor.

      Being on the other side of that, it seems some customers like to play a retarded "I'm better than you" game with it. Often, they'll hand me their credit card and then about 1/2 second later say, "You didn't ask for my ID! Didn't you look at the back of the card? What's this world coming to!" This is invariably before I've even had a chance to turn the card over.

      Since I'm not just a lowly paid cashier, but actually own the store, I can guarantee you I check people's signatures and ask for ID. I don't want to get stuck with a chargeback!

  21. Not useless - a "feature" by dsginter · · Score: 3, Informative

    The credit card companies actually advertise this as a feature. Hasn't anyone seen the "Visa Check Card" commercials?

    "Thanks, but I'll have to see some ID."

    That's their sole "feature" - that credit cards are less secure than checks. And the percentage that they siphon from the credit card / direct check transaction goes to cover any fraud.

    So I fail to see how this is an issue. If someone uses my card fruadulently, then I get reimbursed. That is a lot easier than fooling around with checks from a consumer standpoint. From a business standpoint, it is a ripoff because the cost of credit card / direct check transactions *could* be lower.

    In the end, the banks don't even make an effort to catch small scale fraudsters. At one point, I helped a friend do just that but we were displeased to find that the bank and police did not care when we showed them our findings.

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  22. Impossible to Forge! by popo · · Score: 4, Funny


    I've come up with the ultimate 'Impossible to Forge' signature:

    I DO IT DIFFERENTLY EVERY TIME!

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  23. Not as bad as you think by bigberk · · Score: 4, Informative

    Sure, it's probably too easy to use someone else's credit card without their permission. But remember that the transactions are not settled until long after the swipe (say, a month). Credit cards, evil as they are with their obscene interest rates, do offer substantial protection for consumers and in case of fraud you have recourse without having to pay a cent.

    For example, if someone else purchases something with your card (fraud) you can call up your credit card company and indicate that you did not conduct this transaction, and that the merchant does not have your signature on file. They will check and see, indeed, the signature is not available.

    Another example (a bit off topic but still interesting) is when the Canadian discount airline, Jetsgo, suddenly went bankrupt. They were even selling tickets to passengers the day before they shut down operations. AFAIK, people who bought their plane tickets by credit card had their transactions cancelled because they were not / could not be provided the product or service they paid for. There was no legitimate sale.

    1. Re:Not as bad as you think by TheFlyingGoat · · Score: 2, Informative

      An important distinction to make is that debit cards don't offer the protections that credit cards do. If someone makes a fradulent purchase with your debit card (using it as a "Visa" card), you don't get the opportunity to dispute it.

      See here for more info.

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    2. Re:Not as bad as you think by swv3752 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Wrong. You have the same fraud protection from Visa as you do from any other Visa CC. The difference is that Visa is not legally obligated to provide this, other than thier contract with you and the bank.

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  24. Best Buy by LordBodak · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Best Buy is the only place that has ever checked mine.

    The card is about 3 years old, the signature has worn off completely, and I can't resign it (so far no pen seems to write on the mangled signature panel). So they always check my ID.

    But what's the point anyway? I can go online and spend thousands of dollars with no verification, so what is the point of checking my ID in store?

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  25. My Story by iammrjvo · · Score: 2, Funny


    Okay, I'm sure that everyone has stories about how useless they are, but I'll share mine.

    A month or two ago, checking out in the grocery store line, I got a new clerk. When I swiped my card, the person training her told her to check the card. I was using my wife's card with her name on it and it wasn't even signed. The clerk proceeded to take the card, she examined the front carefully and then examined the back. Then she handed the card back with a smile as if to say, "Yep. It's a real credit card alright."

    Worthless.

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  26. Google Cache.. by SocialEngineer · · Score: 4, Informative

    http://64.233.167.104/search?q=cache:0NXYo63xW3QJ: www.zug.com/pranks/credit_card/

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  27. Retail management perspective by Wordsmith · · Score: 4, Informative

    I work twice a week at a large-chain record store. We've all be instructed, repeatedly, to check for the signatures. As a low-level manager there, I make damn sure the store associates are doing it.

    We won't take a card without a signature on it, or process a transaction for someone whose name doesn't appear on the card (including family). While we check to see if the signature matches, we generally WON'T generally call someone out on a signature that looks different, unless the purchase is unusually large. If we have a suspicion that someone is using a card fraudulently, we notify our managers, who then notify our corporate office and mall security.

    We're not in the business of accusing people without air-tight evidence, because it's bad customer service. Once the appropriate parties have been notified, we and others in our chain keep an eye out for the potential offender and look for more blatant signs of theft or theft of services.

  28. digital signatures by Seumas · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Even worse is that, now, most DMVs make you sign your identification card digitally (like you do with your UPS deliveries). What's the problem with this? Well, when I signed mine at the DMV in 2000, they said "sorry, that isn't valid - sign again".

    "What the hell are you talking about? Of course that's valid. That's how I sign my name."

    They said that you can't sign your name with any squiggles or crossing lines. My name has a line from the first letter of my last name that slashes through the top of the other letters in my last name. They said that was not valid. So I had to sign it again, without it.

    Now, how is that a big problem? Try signing for something where they require checking the signature on your photo identification. I've had people say "have you changed your signature recently?". I even had to sit at my own bank for half an hour once, while they worked out how to deal with my signature not matching - exactly - that on my card.

    In other words, I have to sign my signature like the one on my identification card. But the one on my card is not my valid signature, because that's not how I sign things - nor have I ever in my entire life.

    1. Re:digital signatures by kaszeta · · Score: 5, Funny
      Even worse is that, now, most DMVs make you sign your identification card digitally (like you do with your UPS deliveries)

      I'm always astonished how poorly most digitizers work (Target, Best Buy being the worst I usually run into), with results that only vaguely look like my signature.

      It could be worse, when companies like UPS started doing this, the quality and resolution was *terrible*. Back in 1997 or so, my brother sent me a package which I signed for, and they were advertising the "you can track your package online, and even see who signed for it." The resulting signature was so funny, I kept it. (Before you flame me for posting my signature, look at the actual image).

    2. Re:digital signatures by mlrtime · · Score: 5, Funny


      I bet you've been waiting 8 years for a Slashdot article that allows you to post that image, how does it finally feel?

    3. Re:digital signatures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      That looks like a good seed for Conway's 'Life' game.

    4. Re:digital signatures by noidentity · · Score: 5, Funny

      It could be worse, when companies like UPS started doing this, the quality and resolution was *terrible*. [...] The resulting signature was so funny, I kept it. (Before you flame me for posting my signature, look at the actual image).

      If you squint your eyes just right you can make it out! Bad idea to post your signature, Mr. ;,!.'',_!.

    5. Re:digital signatures by N3Z · · Score: 2, Funny

      The resulting signature was so funny, I kept it.

      Hey, that's my signature!

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  29. Chip and Pin by Mr_Silver · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Here in the UK we're now moving to Chip and Pin which is a great idea if it wasn't for the fact that the idiots who designed the machines didn't consider the fact that someone might be looking over your shoulder.

    As such, you get this box thrust into your hands and you're asked to type in your PIN in full view of all the people around you.

    Sometimes you can cover it up with the other hand, but this gets a little difficult if you are actually holding the machine with one of those hands.

    Unsurprisingly Chip and Pin fraud is still climbing although the banks are spinning it by claiming it would be worse if we didn't have it. Hardly the end to card fraud that they originally claimed.

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  30. The other way around by 88NoSoup4U88 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My uncle had his -signature- denied on a formal paper (I think it was for a loan/morgage on his house ; Something financial);
    His signature excists of yer normal scribble, but the O in his name, has a smiley face (he's very consistent with that :) ).
    When the bank noticed his signature they said they could not allow it, and wanted him to re-sign.
    After he showed various ID on which his autograph -did- have that smiley, and they -still- wouldn't want to accept it, he turned to another bank, where they did not give him any slack.

  31. Customers are the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've worked in retail for a while and I'll say that in some respects it's the customers that are the problem. Most of the places I've been have had a loose policy of checking the backs of unsigned cards/CID/"SEE ID" cards. Whenever I've had to work the cash register I do diligently check the ID of the person I'm ringing up.

    More often than not, though, people that are ringing you up won't enforce those rules because the customers will get pissed that you are wasting their time with checking for ID. I remember one time that I wouldn't accept an unsigned card from this lady. I would have accepted it with ID, even though technically the card isn't valid until it's signed. The lady didn't have any ID on her though. So she said that she would sign it right then, so that I could accept it. I told her that doing so would defeat the purpose of requiring a signature or ID. She started getting pissed at me that I wouldn't accept it. I suggested to her that she go up to the ATM and get some money. After a bit, of arguing with me and my manager she did and came back with some cash to pay.

    The problem is that most cashiers try to avoid people like this by just accepting everything. Not only that, but the people waiting in line start getting pissed that it is taking so long to pay for their items if you are spending too much time putzing around with someone's Credit Card and ID. One thing that I have noticed is that most cashiers will ask for ID, if you pull it out with your card though. I guess they think that since it's already out, then they can just glance at it to make sure it's right.

  32. Argh! by duffbeer703 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Writing 'See ID' on your card is an excercise in retardedness more than anything else.

    The signature panel is not there to prove your identity... its there to show that you agreed to the terms of the cardmember agreement. (ie you agree to pay) It has NOTHING to do with your card's security.

    When you sign a credit card draft, it says something to the tune of "I agree to adhere to the terms of the previously agreed to cardmember agreement". Your signing the card signals that you agreed to adhere to that agreement.

    Its an outdated and silly mechanism that still exists because the precise meaning of electronic signatures still varies in some jurisdictions.

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    1. Re:Argh! by Politburo · · Score: 2, Informative

      The signature panel is not there to prove your identity... its there to show that you agreed to the terms of the cardmember agreement. (ie you agree to pay) It has NOTHING to do with your card's security.

      While this makes some sense on its face, and may be what the CC companies say, it doesn't make sense in reality. Why? The back of my MC states: "The holder's use of this card constitutes agreement to the terms and conditions imposed by the Bank." Why does one need to sign it to agree if simply using does the same?

  33. Some things to consider by Pointed+Stick · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I know everyone in concerned about credit card security, but please consider:

    1 - Don't just write "see id" on the signature line of your card. Most people don't realize that credit cards are transferable. That is why they almost always contain the phrases "NOT VALID UNLESS SIGNED" and "AUTHORIZED SIGNATURE". If you fail to sign your card, then the person who steals it will just sign it for you. It doesn't matter if the signature matches the name on the front of the card. It only matters if the signature on the back matches the signature on the receipt. If writing "see id" on the back of your card makes you feel safer, great, but please remember to also sign the card.

    2 - If you want someone to check your ID when you sign your card, please hand it to the cashier with your credit card.

    3 - The security of your credit cards is primarily your concern not the concern of the cashier. I assure you that someone who refuses payment to some yuppie that forgot their driver's license would almost assuredly be reprimanded when that same person calls in to complain. And they WILL complain. People are not reasonable. YOU may be, but trust me, not everyone is as understanding as you are.

    Cheers!

    -Pointed Stick

    1. Re:Some things to consider by mrklin · · Score: 2, Informative
      2 - If you want someone to check your ID when you sign your card, please hand it to the cashier with your credit card.

      I do not think you are getting the point. I can offer my ID to the cashier all I want until the pigs can fly but that is not the point. You think a thief would offer his (or her) ID? I want the cashier to voluntarily want to check my ID for transaction greater than a certain monetary amount.

      Personally, I sign the back of my credit card normally but was arguing as a devil's advocate. However, this conversation has now made me want to sign "This card is stolen!" on my high purchase CC to see that that gets a response.

  34. pay attention by WindBourne · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If you do not take cards with CID on the back, It will be only a matter of time before you are reported to VISA/Discover. Both accept that customers want an ID back up on their cards and accept this. Basically, you run the risk of losing the ability to use charge cards at the facility. At that point, how happy do you think that patrons will be? And yes, you were total jerks.

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    1. Re:pay attention by prockcore · · Score: 4, Informative

      If you do not take cards with CID on the back, It will be only a matter of time before you are reported to VISA/Discover.

      VISA (I don't know about Discover) *specifically* says not to write "see id" on the back. The card isn't valid.

      Our bank has little notes up saying that a card with "see id" is invalid.

    2. Re:pay attention by truesaer · · Score: 2, Interesting
      VISA (I don't know about Discover) *specifically* says not to write "see id" on the back. The card isn't valid.


      As stupid as this is, you are right. I just found on VISA.com a page that says "see id" can't be used. However, it then says that they can sign the card on the spot, ask for government identification and compare the signatures.


      It almost defies logic that VISA doesn't allow them to just compare the signature on the charge slip with the government ID, but companies are stupid. Still, the OP was obviously wrong when he said he couldn't allow them to sign the card on the spot. That is exactly what VISA tells merchants to do.

  35. any drunk will tell you... by itallushrt · · Score: 2, Funny

    As a heavy drinker that uses a debit card often at bars I'll be the first to tell you that just about any scribble will do.

    I sometimes just scrawl a blob for a signature and apparently it works.

  36. Re:useless by duffbeer703 · · Score: 2, Informative

    The rules of what contract law considers a signature vary depending on the context. Laws have been amended to allow for oral authorization over the phone or digital signatures online.

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  37. Corporate Policy Not To Check by N8F8 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    A few years back a thief broke into our van while we were at the beach with my parents. We didn't notice the theft until later that afternoon(only the credit cards were stolen). On one card the crooks racked up nearly $15K in less than 15 minutes at Dillards. We met with the Dillards manager the next day only to be told that their corporate policy it to not check ID or validate the signature.

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  38. Re:Not in the UK. Fixed by Chip'n'Pin. by Dark$ide · · Score: 2, Informative

    In the UK we don't have photo ID. So when we were signing credit cards there was much more reason to check that the signature on the slip matched the card. Now, we've adopted a much more secure system using a smart chip on the card and entering a four digit pin into the card reader. No more signing slips. They've had this for many years in France and have a much lower incidence of card fraud. This is a good thing. I've never been able to duplicate the signature on the back of any of my cards. It always comes out different on the slip (different surface, different pen, etc.). Chip'n'pin should reduce fraud. So now we're exposed to "card not present" as the new fraud.

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  39. "Check ID" is against policy by amstrad · · Score: 4, Informative

    The signature on the back of your credit card is NOT for the cashier to compare signatures. It is there as your formal acceptance of your credit card companies policies.

    According to the merchant's agreement with the credit card company, cashiers are NOT supposed to accept cards that have not been signed. If they do, the merchant, and not the credit company, is responsible for any fraud.

    1. Re:"Check ID" is against policy by schmoli · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You're right on, In fact I was at an Ikea in Canada once, when I tried to pay for my merch with a CC that had "See ID" written on the back, an Ikea employee told me they couldn't let me pay until I actually signed the back of the card with my name, which I then did.

    2. Re:"Check ID" is against policy by keithslater · · Score: 3, Informative
  40. VISA Checked Our Signatures by yrogerg · · Score: 5, Funny

    My girlfriend is in a wheelchair, and many of the places that have the 'swipe your own card' machines are placed too high for her to reach. She gets me to sign her name and while I felt it rather ridiculous that no other method existed for her to sign her own card, I still complied.

    But instead of signing her name, I just wrote things like "she can't reach" or "this is dumb".

    A month or two after we received a phone call from VISA who questioned her on all these 'signatures' and wondered why they didn't match, and why she wasn't signing her name.

    They were polite, but asked that her actual name be used from now on.

    1. Re:VISA Checked Our Signatures by merlin_jim · · Score: 2, Informative

      My girlfriend is in a wheelchair, and many of the places that have the 'swipe your own card' machines are placed too high for her to reach. She gets me to sign her name and while I felt it rather ridiculous that no other method existed for her to sign her own card, I still complied.

      I don't really have anything to add to this except "me too"

      I could walk until last year. As a matter of fact *checks calendar* one year and one day exactly is when the pain started. This is relevant because it's important to me to find ways to be as productive as I used to be. When I reach a credit machine that's too high and/or doesn't tilt; I ask them to print a paper receipt to sign.

      I have yet to be in a place that won't do that if you request...

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  41. See ID by Jumbo+Jimbo · · Score: 3, Informative
    A friend of mine told me that writing "See Identification" in the signature block on a card would work. It sometimes did, but even then merchants would "compare" my signature and OK it.

    A lot of people have talked about writing "See ID" on the back of the card for the merchant to check. I've dealt with this before, and if the merchant is following the proper procedures (visa here), they should make you sign the card before they will accept it. The US Postal service will not accept it at all.

    So this should only be a one-off for people who do it, although from my experience and most of the reports here it seems that very few places follow through on this even if they check.

    As for the main question, are the sigs useless? Well no, they're not foolproof but act as a line of defense which makes fraud a bit harder, puts off some people from trying it and maybe gets some fraudsters caught.

  42. Let's face it. by FrankieBoy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Say you lost your signed credit card and some nefarious type found it. With about 2 minutes of practice they would be able to forge your sig good enough to get by the minimum-wage-high-school-attending cashier so why bother with this lame security device from our distant past. Another reader mentioned signing onto a screen which does not seem to check your sig against any database but makes it easier to store I guess. If the stores can roll out this technology then there should be nothing standing in the way of biometrics. Im currently typing this on a ThinkPad T42 with a fingerprint reader and it works great so to me it would seem that the technology is ready for prime-time. Maybe using bio-metrics and having a picture card backup if the biometrics fails to match would be the answer.

  43. Not SUPPOSED to be a security feature! by HeXetic · · Score: 5, Informative

    The signature on the back of the card is your acknowledgment of the credit card CONTRACT. It's not a security feature. I don't think it was ever supposed to be a security feature. The reason companies are supposed to refuse your card if you haven't signed it is because that means you haven't accepted the credit card contract, meaning that legally you're not allowed to use the card.

    Read the fine print in your credit card contract; I did. That's what the signature is there for. That's ALL it's there for.

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    1. Re:Not SUPPOSED to be a security feature! by the_pooh_experience · · Score: 4, Funny

      There you go, ruining a perfectly good whine-fest with these tacky "facts."

    2. Re:Not SUPPOSED to be a security feature! by Rudisaurus · · Score: 2, Informative

      Really? So why this, then? (This has been previously linked to in the discussion above.)

      In particular, check out Step #6 of "Quick steps to Visa Card acceptance":

      6. Check the signature. Be sure that the signature on the card matches the one the transaction receipt.

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  44. Re:Not True by chriseyre2000 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In the UK Tesco's used to pay the £50 bounty for finding stolen cards to the cashier. They had the highest recovery rate going.

    Then the management decided to keep the money and they have dropped back to being like everyone else.

  45. daffy duck by Pu'be · · Score: 2, Funny

    I always sign mine as Daffy Duck.

  46. Totally useless by DogDude · · Score: 5, Informative

    I run a medium-sized store. The credit card signing IS useless. Why? What do we do with the credit card signatures? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. They get put in a big box, and every so often, they get thrown away. Visa/Mastercard/Amex/Discover makes no requirements on us to do anything with the signatures. The only reason that we could possibly need a signed receipt is if a transaction is fraudulent, and somebody needs proof that they did NOT sign the receipt. And honestly, that's just a guess. Maybe it's buried somewhere in the 100 pages of fine print, but I've never seen it.
    1. Credit card companies don't ask for signatures, even in the case of fraud. It's not worth their time and money.
    2. Neither myself or any of my employees are handwriting experts. Somebody could forge a signature very easily. It ain't rocket science.

    Really, all the signatures for are to provide a sense of security to the tin-foil hat types. In reality, a credit card is as good as cash, but if you lose it, you don't feel the negative consequences. So, while credit card signatures are useless, I readily use mine everywhere without worrying about a signature.

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    1. Re:Totally useless by Shadow99_1 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I figured I should probably point this out, but for me to attempt to tell the bank a purchase using my bank provided credit/debit card (ie the ones that work eitehr way) wasn't done by me. First I have to contact however did the charge (ie whatever company it was), if they are unwilling to assist me in gettign my money back I can then go to the bank. The bank then _requires_ the company that did the transaction to send them proof (via signed receipt) for the transaction. If they can't I eventually get my money back.

      I've had to do this before when some ex-roomates seem to have gotten my card numbers and to annoy me they started using them to buy things online. Well obviously no one online has a signed receipt and I got my money back, but in your case you are a bussiness and if you ever are in this situation you do need to have prrof available. That or you'd lose money each time it happens.

      Where I work we keep digital copies mostly, the ones that can't be captured digitally are done on paper still. Digital copies are kept forever at the corporate office, if I wanted to I could look up anything I've ever signed for digitally here. Physically ones are kept for 3 years, after which they are sent to corporate and I really have no idea what they do with them.

      So as a bussiness these can be ver very important to have, but yes they don't do much of anything for most people...

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  47. Mirror by Snotboble_ · · Score: 4, Informative

    Mirror can be found at nyud.net

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  48. "See ID" does NOT work. by brauwerman · · Score: 2, Informative

    Credit Card companies explicitly tell merchants to refuse cards with "See ID" written on them. I was refused service at a Post Office for this reason.

    As far I as I can tell, the credit card companies WANT to encourage fraud, because (a) they don't pay for it, the vendors do, and (b) advertising fraud-protection (at the vendor's expense) makes them look good. The credit card companies sell the customers on the convenience, and then together the companies and the consumers squeeze the vendors.

    1. Re:"See ID" does NOT work. by xTMFWahoo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've had "SEE ID" on all my cards for years (4-5) and haven't had a problem. The problem is that people rarely ask for ID. I thank them when they do!!

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    2. Re:"See ID" does NOT work. by MNJavaGuy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It was refused because your card is not valid unless it has your signature on the back of it. That signature is there to show that you have read your credit card contract and agree to it, not to act as a security feature. Any store that has accepted that card would have been out of luck if you were using it fraudulently, as the card company will not cover it if the card has not been signed. How they know that is beyond me though.

  49. Homeless dude and stolen card! by kotku · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I was standing in a supermarket checkout line in Cambridge in the UK once and this pretty festy looking homeless dude is in front of me with a 6 pack of Tennents Super Strength lager. Anyway he whips out this busted up debit card, all scratched and bent, obviously stolen or found. The pimply checkout chick just takes the card and incredulously turns to the bum and asks him if he would like any cash out with his purchase. In the UK you don't have to type in a pin to get cash out with purchases at the supermarket you just have to sign and well...... You should have seen the guys eyes light up. It was going to be his lucky day. "50 pounds please"

    The cashier then takes the card and swipes it. Unfortunately for the alkie bum the card was too damaged and wouldn't swipe through the machine correctly. If he had been a bit luckier he would have easily made off with 50 quid and a 6 pack of lager. What was really astounding was the robotic attitude of the checkout chick to the obvious scam. She would have happily handed over that 50 quid if the card had swiped.

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  50. Re:No signature - story by MajorBurrito · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I used to work at a software store, and the regional manager was very concerned that all employees check signatures for all credit card purchases. We even had this long set of rules, and one of them was, "The credit card must have a valid name in the signature area". It is illegal, after all, to put something besides your signature on your card.

    So one day, I'm working and this college girl comes in and picks up Wing Commander 3 from the shelf. She walks up to me, smiles, and gives me her credit card. In the signature area is written: "Please ask for ID". So I ask to see her ID, and she smiles at me and says, "Thank you! You're the first person all day who's asked to see my ID." Now, I'm starting to get a good vibe from her, until I remember the rules. I compare her driver's license signature to her credit card, and I'm about to hand it back to her and ask her about the game as a way to get her to talk to me (she's probably buying the game for someone, but who knows, maybe I'm about to meet a single, female gamer - they DO exist!) when the manager wanders over. I suppose he'd seen her dig out her driver's license. Crap. So now I have a choice - it's really too bad that I loved my job. So I hand her back her license and credit card and say, "I'm sorry, I can't accept this credit card." Well, her smile disappears pretty quick. I try to explain the rule, but she pays with cash and leaves the store pretty quick.

    Next time the regional manager was in the store, he complimented me on my performance - my manager must have told him about it. Still, I would have rather had her phone number than a compliment from the sleazy regional manager.

    And I never saw her in the store again.

  51. The reason why. by Kaenneth · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Video Cameras.

    Go ahead, try and write a bad signature, then claim you didn't make that purchase; they'll show the videos of you Entering the store empty handed, picking up the Merch, your time at the Cashier, and Exiting the store, laden with goods.

    Theft, Fraud, Perjury...

    Same at the Gas Station, they got an image of your license plate and car.

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  53. I had my card swapped with someone else's. by ResistanceIsIrritati · · Score: 5, Funny

    One day in a shop I went to pay for a purchase and noticed that my credit card had changed form VISA to MasterCard! On closer examination, I discovered that I had someone else's card. Apart from the user name and the logo it looked just like mine.

    My card was missing so obviously it had been switched during some previous transaction. I checked back through my receipts and found, to my amazement, that I had paid for a weekly supermarket shop, a tank of petrol and a small car repair on this other guy's card.

    The purchase before had been for a meal on a train home from work a few nights before. On the train they have the habit of collecting several payments at a time and taking them into the kitchen to process. I had been sitting opposite a gentleman at the table and guessed it may have been him.

    I live in East Anglia and get off the train at Diss, the stop before the end of the line so I knew this chap would have to get off in Norwich. From there he could have boarded another train or drove off into the countryside. Luckily, when I checked directory enquiries, there was one listing Norwich phone book with his surname and initials. I phoned him up and asked if he had my card in his wallet - he did! What's more he had made three purchases on my card.

    I drove to him and we swapped cards. We waited for the statements to arrive and I ended up sending him a cheque for about 30 pounds.

    A lucky escape - it's a good job we were both honest. After my experience I'm not really surprised to hear about signatures not being checked. I can understand how it might happen in shops where they know me but all my purchases were not. Here in the UK Chip & PIN is being introduced so that should prevent a similar thing happening. But I always check my card carefully when I get it back now.

  54. Re:My Method by gwhenning · · Score: 2, Funny

    I always write "See ID" on the back of my cards. Most people don't bother to check, but some do and then I tell them this story.

    When my wife and I were out appliance shopping we went into the local Best Buy. We picked out a washer, dryer, and a couple of other things totaling about $1,800. When we got to the front the cashier was more interested in talking to the young girl standing next to the checkout stand than to even acknowledge my wife and I. With no greeting, and no eye contact, he completed the entire transaction and handed me back the card. It wasn't until I had put my wallet away that he asked to check the signatures. When he saw that the signature line said "See ID" he asked for my ID. I told him that I couldn't show him my ID because the card was stolen and it wouldn't match. His jaw dropped to the ground as he frantically started to void the transaction.

    When I got his manager to the front I explained that by not checking before hand he had made the merchant liable for any damages caused by using the stolen card. When the manager told me, " if there had been a problem they would have simply voided the transaction, thus clearing any problems for the person whose card had been stolen." I pointed out that many credit card companies took out the transactions immediately, but processed the returns only after they had been "cleared" by the merchant. (Try it, Target & Best Buy will pull immediately, but not return for a couple of days.) Since they would have just tied up my entire credit limit, if my wife had been out using her legitimate card at a business dinner, it would have been declined causing great anguish on her part possibly opening to a pain and suffering type lawsuit.

    I don't always resort to that story, but the kid ticked me off. I wonder if the manager even wrote him up for not acknowledging the customer.

  55. Useless on a bearer instrument by SavoWood · · Score: 5, Informative

    For those of you who are afriad of someone stealing your card and making unauthorized purchases, you can rest easy. The credit card companies have been able to detect fraud at the time of purchase for quite a while now. Ever since they felt comfortable enough to offer everyone "zero liability".

    First off, the cashier at your local WalMart isn't a handwriting and signature analysis expert or an identity expert. They aren't expected to be. The credit card companies realized this a long time ago. Strangely enough, if your card is stolen and the clerk compared the signature, the store becomes liable for the fraudulent purchases.

    A Visa or MasterCard is what's called a bearer instrument. It's the same as having cash. If I handed you a $20 bill to pay for something, you wouldn't ask for ID. The same rule applies to Visa and MasterCard. They're all three bearer instruments.

    On the other hand, AMEX is an owner instrument. Only the owner of the card is allowed to use it. IIRC, Diners' Club is the same way. You must be the owner of the card. If you have an AMEX, and your spouse is on the same account, you will each have your own card with your own name on it, and IIRC a different number assigned to the same account.

    Using an owner instrument is a little more tricky. In that case, the cashier should make a cursory check to see if the signatures match, and may ask for ID, however, much more than that is placing liability back on the store instead of the Loss Prevention department of the bank or credit card company.

    A few years ago, I was sitting at home and got a call from Nike Online. Within about 10-15 seconds of that call, I had a call from Visa Loss Prevention on call waiting. Someone had stolen my Visa number and attempted to use it to buy a lot of Nike stuff from the online store. Both Nike and Visa caught the fraudulent purchase at the time of sale. They were able to get in touch with me, the local police department, and set up a sting to get the thief. I wasn't charged anything, and had only a minor problem while I waited for my new card to arrive since they had to kill the old number (which sucked as I had just memorized it and the code on the back).

    Checking IDs is just as bad as airline security. It does nothing to actually prevent crime. It just gives the underinformed a (false) sense of security.

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    1. Re:Useless on a bearer instrument by Alomex · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Using an owner instrument [such as AMEX] is a little more tricky. In that case, the cashier should make a cursory check to see if the signatures match, and may ask for ID, however, much more than that is placing liability back on the store instead of the Loss Prevention department of the bank or credit card company.

      Actually afaik, AMEX explicitly tells the merchants not to check the signatures of their platinum and centurion customers. They believe that (a) such customers should not face the hassle of having their signature questioned and (b) their expert system will be better at flagging the fake purchase than the cashier will be at picking up the fake signature.

    2. Re:Useless on a bearer instrument by spaceyhackerlady · · Score: 3, Interesting
      On the other hand, AMEX is an owner instrument. Only the owner of the card is allowed to use it. IIRC, Diners' Club is the same way. You must be the owner of the card...

      Amex cards say right on them that they are not transferrable. This saved my butt a few years ago.

      My card was due to expire, and my new card hadn't shown up yet. About the time I was starting to wonder I had a call from American Express. Had I received my card? No. Did I live alone? Yes. And a bunch more such questions.

      It turned out that somebody had stolen my card from the mail and had gone on a shopping spree. I asked, very specifically, what my liability was, and they said zero, because the merchants hadn't verified the identity of the person who had used the card, and it was abundantly obvious that the name on the card and the person using it didn't match.

      My bill was interesting that month. About 20 pages of charges, then 20 more pages of refunds for fraudulent charges.

      ...laura

  56. added crime by flaming-opus · · Score: 4, Informative

    the real advantage of credit card signatures is an added criminal charge. In a lot of states using someone else's credit card to buy $1000 worth of stuff amounts to petty theft, and is only grand larceny if you steal a certain monetary value from a single party. Thus the prison terms are often very short. However, if you sign the line, it's fraud, which is usually a felony.

    1. Re:added crime by Scyber · · Score: 3, Insightful

      But what if you sign your own name? ANd the store still accepts it, is it fraud too then?

    2. Re:added crime by RaguMS · · Score: 3, Interesting

      But what if you sign your own name? ANd the store still accepts it, is it fraud too then?

      Personally, I do not believe it is fraud. I have been asked several times to go to a store and purchase something for people I know. I bring their credit card to the store and make the purchase. I sign the receipt with my name. One time at Circuit City, I was asked why the signature did not match, so I explained the situation - that the card did not belong to me and I was making a purchase for the person named on the card. The cashier nodded and completed the purchase.

      I've never had trouble doing this... but I am curious which criminal charges would be brought if it was a thief authorized to make those purchases.

    3. Re:added crime by dannannan · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's a very good point. Most of the posts on this topic so far have all centered around the signature as an authentication mechanism, which this notion clearly demonstrates that it is not. (Also note that when you pay for things over the phone by credit card you don't sign anything either; all they might have is your caller ID.)

      Without measures like signature collection the system would be a farce. (Some people already think this is the case and choose not to participate.) Requiring signatures is just one way to lend some sort of credibility to the credit card billing system by linking some database rows to you in a real way.

      Look at it: a large financial institution sends you a monthly bill with arbitrary line items on it. All they want is some piece of evidence that links you to the purchases -- and results from a query in a database owned by the CC company don't count. They can say they require their merchants to collect signatures. It must then fall on you to say you've never even shopped there, or it wasn't you that signed, or the merchant isn't collecting signatures like they should. Now you have something specific about you and the merchant to argue about, which is more than nothing.

      When you make a purchase over the phone and don't sign, they can point out that there was a phone call from your home number. You could deny the phone call, or say it wasn't you, but now you are arguing about a phone call on a line owned by you, so you're involved in some material way.

      Interestingly enough, I bet that if the only evidence that it's your phone line is that the same credit card was used to pay the bills, that may not be enough to prove that you're actually involved, because they'd be effectively using their database to bear witness to itself.

  57. I know this sounds trite, but... by benhocking · · Score: 2, Informative

    you need to get a different bank. My bank (USAA) not only doesn't charge me for every ATM transaction at a foreign terminal, it reimburses me for charges made by those foreign terminals (up to a certain dollar value per month). I believe ING does this as well. Both of these banks have the drawback that they don't have a brick-and-mortar presence, but I think that, in USAA's case at least, it is more than mitigated by all of the pluses. Another big downside for USAA (to you, probably) is that it only accepts certain types of customers. ING is all-inclusive, I believe, but I know far less about ING.

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  58. The 3rd largest US bank does: didn't help me. by geekotourist · · Score: 2
    In the US, Bank of America has a picture on the front of the credit card.

    When my card was stolen, the thief who went on a 1 day shopping spree simply claimed to be my brother. He had a signed note to prove it, and, funny how that signed note did match the signature on the credit card. Not every store bothered to ask him for that signed note, and no one ever asked the thief for his own identification.

    Now my CC signature bar has a partial signature and a "check ID." About twice a year a clerk reads it and then asks to see an ID.

  59. Some new credit card machines... by benhocking · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Some new credit card machines require at least a few somewhat recognizable characters. At Harris Teeter when I use my credit card, I have to alter my signature in order for the machine to accept it. I find this somewhat amusing, and somewhat disturbing.

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    1. Re:Some new credit card machines... by kabloom · · Score: 2, Funny

      I might just test this by signing in hebrew next time.

  60. Risk categories by pjrc · · Score: 2, Informative
    According to Robin (my partner and accountant, who is a CPA), the merchant account for our little website has two different "discount" rates (the portion of the sale that the bank takes).

    One rate is for phone or internet orders, and the other is for in-person (cardholder present) sales. Sales without the cardholder present are a higher risk, and the bank charges the merchant (or at least in our case) a higher fee per transaction. I really don't pay attention to what the fees are anymore... there is little we can do about it, so time and energy is better spent trying to increase sales rather than worry about small, unavoidable fees.

    Again, according to Robin, the card swipe through the terminal proves that the physical card was present, and the signature proves that the customer was present, saw and accepted the goods. These are factors that, on average over the sum of all transactions, significantly reduce risk. That is why they are important. It is this overall trend that matters to banks and the credit card processing clearinghouses.

    Now, in the IT/computer security world, there's a tendancy to think of potential weaknesses, how to exploit them, and how to design countermeasures... roughly in that order, and in this case the first two. Valuable as this is, the constructive approach is to apply creative throught towards improvement, rather than cynical dismissal (common of slashdot comment posters) of the importance of a signature because most clerks don't check.

    In fact, the truth is that on average, in-person transactions with a card swipe and signature carry a lower risk of fraud. Perhaps that risk would be even lower if most clerks checked the signature more closely, but even with the reality of today's environment, the card swipe and signature do indeed result in lower risk of fraud, which is passed on to the merchant as a lower fee.

  61. Better way: DO NOT USE! by stuartkahler · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I stumbled onto the best way to get cashiers to check ID. I had an account that I maxxed out for an 18 month 0% deal. I wrote 'DO NOT USE!' on the front in sharpie to make sure I wouldn't accidently charge something and go over the limit. When the 0% was over and I paid off the balance, I started using the card. Almost everyone noticed it and asked that I show ID. A few people were a bit rude about it, but I just mention that I put it there because of lazy cashiers who don't bother to do their damn job, and it shuts them up quick.

  62. see, thats why by geekoid · · Score: 3, Insightful

    your credit card company would not make any money.

    1)the signature is an agreement to pay what you charge, nothing more. The security aspect was added on later as a 'feel good' measure.

    2)They(the stores) make more money this way. it's quicker, which means more purchases.

    The credit card bean counters look at this every year, they make more money not pissing off the stores then they would with more secure transactions. Now, if somebody comes up with a secure way of doing business, that doesn't slow the transaction and the customers don't mind the credit card companies would implement it.

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  63. Signature not intended for authentication... by ghostis · · Score: 3, Interesting

    As others have noted, if you read the card holder agreement, the signature on the card accepts the terms of the that agreement. If you read your receipt, the signature on the receipt signifies that you agree to pay the retailer the sum charged. I do not think authentication is mentioned anywhere. So, this is my problem with credit cards and debit cards used as credit cards: there is no authentication at the time of purchase. I would like to see broad deployment of "smart" credit cards in the US. I am not a cryptographer, but I think a credit card purchase should depend on at least the following: the holder knowing a secret (PIN?), the card knowing a separate secret, the card issuer knowing a third secret, and an algorithm that ties the secrets together. That way, there is some hope of proving that the relationship between the three entities is valid at purchase time. The current system only works, because there is such massive indemnification (no responsibility for unauthorized purchases over 50.00). The indemnification does not keep fraud down; it only foists the cost of fraud onto the retailers who then raise their prices to cover themselves.

    My .02.

    -ghostis

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  64. Hell*Mart by Southpaw018 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    When Ninja Gaiden came out for the XBox, I headed over to the local Wal-Mart to grab me a copy. Taking it over to the register, the upitty cashier first demanded proof that I was 17 (I was 21 at the time and have always appeared older for my age. Example: At my sister's 15th birthday dinner, when I was 13, the waitress handed me the wine list.). Upon being begrudgingly satisfied by my driver's license, we went through the purchase. When I handed him the receipt, he literally took the credit card back out of my hand and compared my signature on the back to my signature on the receipt. "Ummmm...ok, I guess it's close enough. But try to do it better next time or I won't sell it to you."

    It's the closest I've ever come to outright decking a store employee. Jump through hoops to get your signature checked? Nah, just find the newly promoted manager at Hell*Mart.

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  65. Checking for ID by angle_slam · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I received a $200 Visa Gift Card for XMas this year. The name on the front says "Guest Card Recipient". I signed the back with my normal signature. When I buy stuff with it, I was invariably asked to see my ID.
    • Did they expect my driver's license to say "Gift Card Recipient"?
    • When they realized my legal name isn't "Gift Card Recipient", why did they let me buy it?
    • (Unrelated question) Why is it that a grocery store will ask to see my ID when making a $3 credit card purchase, but I've NEVER been asked to see ID at a restaurant, even though I can charge hundreds of dollars at a restaurant.
  66. linked to phone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When my wife and I were traveling in Sri Lanka, we saw an interesting advertisement in one of the English dailies. A bank was advertising a credit card system under which you'd receive a text message every time your credit card was used. Idea being, I suppose, that if fraud occurred the owner would learn of their impending bankrupcy instantly.

  67. Minor authorization... by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 2, Informative
    One thing I am begining to notice more - especially at gas stations, is that they ask for the zip code that matches the billing address for the card.

    I have never punched in my zip wrong, since I want to get my gas, not test the theory that it would cause an authorization problem.

    Matching the billing zip to the card might prevent a little fraud - especially at a gas pump which has no signature or even a human attendant. I wouldn't be surprized to see more of it. Lots of places already make the clerk punch in the last four digits, to make sure the embossed number matches the magnetic number, what's another few digits?

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  69. Get out of my lane! by FuzzyDustBall · · Score: 2, Insightful

    All of you you See ID fanatics get out of my lane you are wasting my time. And doubly so for those that insist on calling a manager over or some of the other dumb crap people have done in these postings. If you can't simply follow the rules for making a transaction (ie sign card, sign recipt) Then please don't shop or possibly just wear a hat that says Im an a** hole so I don't get behind you in line. I mean I could write "check for birth marck on ass" The clerk doesn't need to do it thats not how the card works. I bet you are all the same people that have a coupon that says internet only and think "Hey they will accept this at the store".

  70. If you have to charge $3 by zippthorne · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Maybe you don't have any real money?

    It could be what they're thinking.. I know I feel stupid when I forget to hit the ATM and have to charge something like toothpaste.

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    1. Re:If you have to charge $3 by Ph33r+th3+g(O)at · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Unless you were testing to see if it had been reported stolen.

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  71. Funny story by shimmerkid · · Score: 2, Funny

    I was in China 2 weeks ago, and my co-worker tried to pay for our dinner with his credit card. The waiter came back after my co-worker signed the bill, and turned over his card, which had "CHECK ID" written in block letters on the back of it. The waiter would not let us go until my co-worker wrote "CHECK ID" in block letters on the signature line of our bill.

  72. Alright genius... by amstrad · · Score: 2, Informative
    ...how exactly was I "completely wrong"?

    here is the text from your link:


    If the card has a See ID in place of a signature

    1. Request a signature. Ask the cardholder to sign the card and provide current government identification, such as a driver's license or passport (if local law permits).
    2. Check the signature. Be sure that the signature on the card matches the one on the transaction receipt and the additional identification.

    If the signatures appear reasonably the same and the authorization request is approved, go ahead and complete the transaction.


    Step one is to ensure that the CARD MUST BE SIGNED in order to ensure that the cardholder has agreed to VISA's policies. So again, what was I wrong about?
  73. Bank of America by jd · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Although I personally think they suck on most things, this is one area they've got an impressive system. My credit card number got stolen recently (still don't know how, but I'm guessing a vendor using the old mechanical slider to get the card number may have made "extra" copies).


    Anyway, BoA's procedure is simple. A little longer than necessary, but simple. You notify an agency (who notifies two others) that the card number is being misused. You then spend 30 minutes convincing a Bank of America teller that you are who you are (and that's actually admirable security). The card is then locked down. You then talk to a third person about the disputed charges, and they then send you a report card you need to fill in.


    Wha's good about a process as long and complex as that? Simple. They HAVE a process. Americans seem to assume that money is there to be stolen, so there are usually no procedures of any kind at all. No safety checks, no verification. The FBI openly say they won't touch online fraud that is worth less than something like $15,000. Which means that they don't give a damn about anything that happens to people, just corporations.


    America has nothing similar to the Data Protection Act. The retention of data that could be misused or abused is therefore entirely OK. With nobody taking responsibility for dealing with online fraud and identity theft, there's zero incentive to NOT put such data at risk.


    This is just my personal opinion, but in cases of identity theft, I'd argue that those responsible for the safekeeping of the data are just as criminally culpable as the thief. If irresponsible behaviour and criminal negligence really was regarded as criminal, we might see some major improvements.


    There was a documentary a few years back, on Russian crackers. Apparently, major banks TO THIS DAY have unsecured dial-in lines that directly access the bank's computers. By unsecured, they made it clear that this included no passwords or other authentication of any kind. Apparently, banks lose a good few million on a yearly basis to skript-kiddies with a war-dialler.


    This is a broken, defective system. That is the only way to describe it. Personal information needs better protection, and critical systems need hefty security. In general, this isn't happening.


    On security, I give America a grade of F-.

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  74. Probably makes no difference. by IBitOBear · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The requirement for fraud is, well, intent to defraud. IANAL, but my father was and one of his favorite bits of legal trivia was thus:

    I can sign your name if you tell me I can, so there is no fraud if I sign your name without fraudlent intent.

    Your signature doesn't have to be related to your name in any way; as long as it is something you use as your signature its valid. This goes back to illiterate persons "making their mark" to sign documents. You don't even have "a signature" you have as many signatures as you want to. For instance I have an added glyph I use on some kinds of documents, it cannot be represented in any current character set and it will botch any OCR scan. It has its uses... but it only shows up on some things.

    The "signature card" on a bank account and the place to sign on the back of a credit card exist solely to act as arbiters; they exist only to define what your signature is on that account. In this respect the signatures involved are simple, anonymous key matching operations.

    I can sign my name to where yours should be, but if I do so with the intent to pass-off and say that what I wrote is supposed to be your signature, it doesn't matter that the letters spell out my name, by presenting the document as something signed by you (the authorized party etc) I am engaged in fraud.

    If you mean to defraud it is fraud.

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  75. voice of experience? by joshsnow · · Score: 2, Funny

    You've done this before, haven't you? Go on, admit it! :)

  76. obscene signature by SaulPwanson · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Two years ago, I began signing documents with a simple graphic that my friends call "the booby lady", a line drawing of a naked (and extremely busty) female form, nipples included. Since then, I've co-signed a bank loan, signed a lease, gotten a new driver's license, and signed innumerable credit card statements and other documents. I've only had about a dozen experiences over these past two years when the signature-requester even noticed that my signature is odd (nevermind that I always sign documents sideways), and only a handful of these make any kind of verbal acknowledgement.

    My new signature has only been challenged twice, and both were employers: the first (which was my employer during the signature change) apparently got a complaint from a female employee in human resources, noticed that my signature at hire was different from my current one, and told me to "print my name instead of using my signature" if I needed to sign anything for them in the future. The second (my current employer) simply wanted some official documentation that this was my legal signature before they hired me, so I went over to the DMV and got a new driver's license with nothing more than a double-take from the employee that watched me sign the license.

    So not only can you sign anything you like any way you like, as very few people (less than 5%) will even bother to check that it matches, but also, as far as I can tell, *no one* will prevent you from legally changing your signature to something completely nonverbal and nonsensical.