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Internet to Pakistan Goes Down

TwobyTwo writes "According to CNN, a power supply problem on an undersea cable has severed all outside Internet connectivity to Pakistan. Many businesses have been seriously impacted. Repairs will involve some disruption to access from other countries, and are tentatively scheduled for overnight." From the article: "'It's a worst-case scenario. We are literally blank,' said a senior foreign banker who declined to be identified. An official at the Karachi stock exchange said Pakistan's main bourse was unaffected as it had its own internal trading system."

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  1. Get your tinfoil hats here by BWJones · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Tinfoil hat ON:

    OK, so what are the odds that the problem with the link is due to a faulty tap by an *unnamed* government? We have been tapping undersea cables now for years and have specifically developed technology for all types of cables including optical cables. Given Pakistan's role in the last few years, I would not be surprised to find a tap on this cable that *perhaps* has leaked or otherwise failed causing an increase in resistance resulting in the power problems. Come on now, this is a prime cable to look at given that India, Dubai and Oman are using the same link. Look for a deployment out of Groton or Bremerton soon....

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    1. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're crazy.

    2. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by garcia · · Score: 1

      OK, so what are the odds that the problem with the link is due to a faulty tap by an *unnamed* government?

      I'd be more worried if *my* Internet pipe went down due to a *unnamed* Government tap or if our Country's Internet pipe went down.

      I have no need to put the tinfoil on for Pakistan.

    3. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why assume it's a *faulty* tap? Perhaps it's just time to upgrade, or replace battery, or it's just a maintenance window.

      Futhermore, why is it a bad thing if it is a wiretap? I sincerely hope that it *IS* because of one. Perhaps a few lives can be saved if the data miners find something particularly noxious.

      You'd prefer we remove the velvet glove and put the iron one on? Many more things get broken in that event.

    4. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by Exodious · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I've read stuff about that sort of thing before. I can't find the exact article but I did find this which is along the same thread. If I recall correctly, the one I had read basically said the main problem with tapping the cables is making sense of the HUGE amount of data you get.

    5. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by The+Bungi · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Typical slashbot bullshit. Even assuming that the US wanted to do this, why don't they just tap the endpoint(s) instead of spending a billion dollars to send divers down to the bottom of the ocean to connect a pair of headphones to a massive fiber cable that is likely buried in 6 feet of silt?

      You've been watching the Discovery channel too much. This is not a copper phone line that services Vladivostok, and James Bond doesn't really order shaken martinis.

      I cannot believe this kind of thing gets modded up.

    6. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by Richie1984 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I have no need to put the tinfoil on for Pakistan.

      Why not? Assuming for one moment that it was brought down by an *unnamed* government, surely this is serious enough to warrent serious concern, even if it is only Pakistan. The world relies on the internet in a major way, almost to the point where we are dependent on it. If governments can bring down other government's internet access, this is a major problem

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    7. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by StupidHelpDeskGuy · · Score: 2, Informative

      Although it's not likely that this was a bad tap, afterall, why not capture packets at the ISP, rather than the bottom of the sea?

      Carnivore for crabs anyone?

      http://computer.howstuffworks.com/carnivore.htm

    8. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If governments can bring down other government's internet access, this is a major problem

      We have these things called Navies. They have these things called boats. They go out in these boats on this thing called water.

      Now, the Navies they have these people called soliders. They go into the water and cut the large cable feeding the country.

      Scary? No.

    9. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd be worried if, for instance, Canada's Internet went down, but Pakistan?? come on, who cares about Pakistan.

    10. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by TBone · · Score: 3, Funny
      Carnivore for crabs anyone?


      Wouldn't that be "Shark"?
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    11. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by Mr.Sharpy · · Score: 1

      This is the US Government. Since when have they been known to go for the most logical/cheapest approach to solving a problem? I've worked for the government and let me tell you, they can come up with some pretty Rube Goldbergian schemes.

      But from another perspective, all the reasons you stated for why it would be crazy to tap an undersea cable are also reasons why it's a good idea. If it takes a lot of resources to implement, it would also likly take a lot of resources for an enemy to undo it / turn it for his own use.

    12. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by Bendy+Chief · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Source: CNN

      WASHINGTON (AP) -- The USS Jimmy Carter, set to join the nation's submarine fleet Saturday, will have some special capabilities, intelligence experts say: It will be able to tap undersea cables and eavesdrop on the communications passing through them.

      The Navy does not acknowledge that the $3.2 billion submarine, the third and last of the Seawolf class of attack subs, has this capability.

      "There are limits to what I can say on the sub's capabilities, but let's just say the Jimmy Carter is uniquely capable to perform missions vitally important to the war on terror," said Rep. Rob Simmons, a Republican and former CIA officer whose district includes Groton, Connecticut, where the sub was built.

      But intelligence community watchdogs have little doubt: The previous submarine that performed the mission, the USS Parche, was retired last fall. That would happen only if a new one was on the way.

      Like the Parche, the Jimmy Carter was extensively modified from its basic design, given a $923 million hull extension that allows it to house technicians and gear to perform the cable-tapping and other secret missions, experts say. The boat's hull, at 453 feet, is 100 feet longer than the other two subs in the Seawolf class.

    13. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by KillShill · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      what does routine spying and espionage have to do with "TIN FOIL HATS"?

      it's ignorant dumbasses like yourself that cannot see that it is in fact going on all the time. of course they won't televise or write about it, cause it's supposed to be a clandestine operation.

      so quit with your retarded "TIN FOIL" bullshit.

      people have been spying on each other since the begining of time. it has nothing to do with FOIL, TIN or ALUMINUM.

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    14. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YHBT. HAND.

    15. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by ScuzzyTerminator · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...let's just say the Jimmy Carter is uniquely capable to perform missions vitally important to the war on terror...

      Thats a statement I thought I'd never see!

    16. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by ottothecow · · Score: 1

      That would be a lot of data to sift through. I mean, I know that its not the most "connected" country out there but the underwater telecommunications cable has got to have quite a large amount of data going through it. Unless there was something very specific going through it at a certain time and they know a lot about it, it would be hard to find useful data.

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    17. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by electrichamster · · Score: 2, Informative

      I really, really hope that was supposed to be a joke.

      Just in case it's not: The term "Tin foil hat" refers to supremely paranoid people believing they stop your mind being read by aliens, and as a result the phrase has now become synonymous with being paranoid. Hence why it was applied in this context.

    18. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by ScuzzyTerminator · · Score: 1

      Gentlemen do not read each other's email

    19. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by javamann · · Score: 1

      I'm thinking the Navy has sailors.

    20. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by minus_273 · · Score: 0

      he just won a bush award. The first person to blame any unfortunate world event on Bush. Other winners are the europeans that sued the US gov after the asian tsunamis for not protecting them.

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    21. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Possibly a tap gone bad, but much likely simply a maintenance issue.

      Besides, the only reason to tap into underwater cables would be that you can't access either of the end points. Such would be the case in cables running between two locales both of which are unfriendly, with the well-known Russian Navy telephone cable tap being an example.

      For other possible examples, simply select any case in which confidential communications are routed at the bottom of a sufficently deep body of water having access to international waterways.

    22. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ha ha! I love it when Slashdotters talk about things they have no idea about. You're a retinal neurophysiologist, yeah? So you know nothing about international intelligence or undersea cables, and yet you feel qualified to comment... If you don't understand what you're talking about - don't comment on it.

    23. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by scisco · · Score: 1

      Anybody remember the press blackout for the invasion of Grenada? Some thought that it was an exercise in control of information during wartime. That was pre-web.

      So let's see - islamic nuclear nation, crawling with terrorists, hostile to us, unstable military dictatorship, surrounded by US troops...

      No, I can't imagine any reason that we'd want to stop information from coming OUT of Pakistan. Nossir. Nothing to see. Move along.

    24. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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    25. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by BWJones · · Score: 5, Funny

      So you know nothing about international intelligence or undersea cables, and yet you feel qualified to comment... If you don't understand what you're talking about - don't comment on it.

      You should not talk without knowing about people's backgrounds and if you had any balls, you would not post things like that as Anonymous Coward. You might be surprised at the backgrounds of many folks in various careers. How they got there is often a convoluted path.

      By the way, even though you are an anonymous coward...... Your IP address is 80.43.97.222. You run Mozilla 5.0 as a browser in X11 on Linux. You run Intel hardware. Your ISP is Tiscali UK Limited out of London England. You are in your mid 20s, unemployed though intelligent and you feel just a little disenfranchised.

      P.S. The use of yeah? at the end of sentences is common to those in the south of England, and in particular London. Also common in New Zealand. That helped narrow down the IPs associated with hits on the site. There's more, but I've got work to do. :-)

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    26. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by Aeiri · · Score: 1

      Where in the hell did you get that list?

      Most of that doesn't even make any sense, like "site"? "the football" (I know what it is, but I just watched THE FOOTBALL game last night, too)? MP5, AK-47, GIGN... I knew Counter-Strike was bad for you but I didn't know it would make the government watch your ass... "INTELLIGENCE"??? "import"? "rain"? "tiger"? "buzzer"? "explicit"?

      I know there are a bunch of tinfoil hat freaks on here, but this list is obviously fake... between CS, Splinter Cell, 24, and the Animal Planet, they would have to sift through a lot of information.

      Honestly, where did you get this list? Were you really bored one day?

    27. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

      Admit it: you only know that from the 'In the Navy' video.

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    28. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by ssimontis · · Score: 1

      Come on guys, lets be realistic. It seems like 90% of the discussion regarding this article has been about forming a conspiray theory. We haven't ruled out any other causes, why don't we look at more normal possible causes first?

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    29. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You think we don't have a tap on that line right were it would be most convient to us? Like, right next to a sat uplink sending the data right back to the NSA? I doubt Pakistan would refuse us.

    30. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll tell ya who's crazy: Customer support at AOL!

      I called them earlier today to tell them that my Pakistan was down, and asked them to help me put Pakistan back on my computer, and they just came back with a bunch of techobabble. No help at all! Meanwhile, here I am trying to do the Pakistan Internet, and there's no Pakistan on my computer! This sucks! I think I'll switch to MSN, if they can help get Pakistan back up on my system.

    31. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by weeerdo · · Score: 0

      actually the navy has marines to do its soldiering.

    32. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by computational+super · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Why assume it's a *faulty* tap?

      Well, generally speaking, if you completely disable the target's ability to communicate when attempting to tap his communications, the odds that you're going to intercept anything go down significantly. That seems to fall under the generally accepted definition of "faulty" to me.

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    33. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by BWJones · · Score: 1

      You might be surprised at how perceptive the Carter administration was regarding technology related to military hardware and acquisitions. For instance, everybody harps on Carter for canceling the B-1 bomber.....but did you know, that he cancelled it because the B-2 stealth bomber was coming on line. Carter approved the B-2 stealth bomber as a direct replacement for the B-1. There is much more as well you might be interested in. Particularly Carters prescience in issues related to the Middle East and their strategic importance.

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    34. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by hostyle · · Score: 1

      The world relies on the internet in a major way, almost to the point where we are dependent on it.

      How so? What can't you do without the internet than with?

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    35. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by HardCase · · Score: 4, Funny

      They have these things called boats.

      Ships.

      Now, the Navies they have these people called soliders.

      Sailors.

    36. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by hostyle · · Score: 1

      Get your filthy hands of my precious packets

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    37. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by coopaq · · Score: 0
      You've all been reading too much Neal Stephenson.

      Cryptonomicon!

    38. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no i'm the profiler here! skip the pysch 101 bs!

    39. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by PriceIke · · Score: 1

      > ...let's just say the Jimmy Carter is uniquely capable to perform missions vitally important to the war on terror...

      Fortunately, due to it being a submarine, the Jimmy Carter's missions will have nothing to do with helicopters.

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    40. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by denissmith · · Score: 1

      The adminstration was also very strong on technological intel ( satellites and other gathering technologies that paid dividends over the long haul), to the point that hawks accused them of denigrating and wasting human sources.

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    41. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by Tassach · · Score: 1
      They have these things called boats.
      Ships.
      Actually, submarines are properly refered to as "boats" -- at least they are by submariners, who are an entirely different breed than surface sailors.
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    42. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stop pretending to be a super spy who just for cover has a shitty post-doc at some lesser US school. I know most Slashdotters have delusions of grandeur, but almost all of them, like yourself, have nothing to back it up. Unfortunately, being able to use whois does not count.

    43. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by denissmith · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But it's so much fun to speculate! What amazes me is that an entire Nation has one pipe in and out of the country. Most companies get nervous about a single point of failure like that, but I guess when the resources aren't there you live with a precarious situation.

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    44. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by KillShill · · Score: 1

      and hence you didn't understand my post.

      i'm saying that the tin foil hat bullshit is just a retarded and ignorant cover for things that go on all the time that most people don't have a fucking clue about.

      it is ROUTINE.

      that most people are ignorant about it, doesn't make it about aliens or UFO's or any such crappy related stuff.

      so when i see TINFOIL, it has nothing to do with paranoia. it's just as natural as the sun coming up in the morning or birds singing.

      people say TINFOIL as if human behavior would absolutely not allow such a condition.

      time and time again, assholes routinely do shit like this. it isn't anything even remotely new.

      do you understand now? tinfoil is a way of getting people to relate clandestine operations in such a way that to reveal that these situations in fact go on all the time, makes the whistleblower a looney and hence not credible.

      it is a psychological attack. it is a way of downplaying illegal events in the public mind such that they do nothing about it and consider the people who relate information about it as kooks, crazy etc.

      seeing as how nobody on /. has been anywhere near the bottom of the ocean or near those cables, one cannot discount the possibility.

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    45. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      haha! it really got to you, didn't it? wow... settle down, son.

    46. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From what I understand, undersea tapping is definitely being done.

      In fact it's one of the uses for plutonium-based batteries. Here's a quote and link to a NYT article:

      http://www.nytimes.com/2005/06/27/politics/27nuke. html
      "Such accidents cooled enthusiasm for the batteries. But federal agencies continued to use them for a more limited range of missions, including those involving deep-space probes and top-secret devices for tapping undersea cables."

    47. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by jcr · · Score: 1

      he cancelled it because the B-2 stealth bomber was coming on line.

      And look how cost-effective that was! ;-)

      -jcr

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    48. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by Tassach · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Regardless of what you think about the man's politics or the success (or lack thereof) of his administration, there's no denying that Jimmy Carter is one of the smartest and most well-educated men to occupy the Oval Office in recent memory. Jimmy Carter has a master's degree in Nuclear Physics and used to design nuclear submarines. In contrast, GWB can't even pronounce "Nuclear".

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    49. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've seen lists like that before. does anyone here remember "Jam Eschelon Day"? it was (is?) an annual event where you make random phone calls, IM's, TXT/SMS, email, whatever communications and sprinkle a few of the "keywords" in there.

      funny thing is, random people would just keep adding words they thought the gov would look for to the list, so I would assume a small amount of those are actual keywords and the rest are pure paranoia.

    50. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rumor has it they're 50% more gay.

    51. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by jrumney · · Score: 1
      The use of yeah? at the end of sentences is common to those in the south of England, and in particular London.

      You're doing well so far.

      Also common in New Zealand.

      Not really, unless they've recently returned from a couple of years in London and it rubbed off on them. Kiwi's are more likely to use "eh" at the end of sentences, like Canadians.

    52. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by BWJones · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Stop pretending to be a super spy who just for cover has a shitty post-doc at some lesser US school. I know most Slashdotters have delusions of grandeur, but almost all of them, like yourself, have nothing to back it up. Unfortunately, being able to use whois does not count.

      You really have me laughing out loud here. I know its you because I am watching you..... The last time you hit my site you got there from 80.43.109.70.

      No, I am not a super spy or pretending to be a super spy. For your information, I am no longer a post-doc, but am a simple research assistant professor, but thanks for reminding me to update my C.V. As far as our institution, the Moran Eye Center, we are one of the largest vision research institutes around. So successful that we are now embarking on completing a second building twice the size of our current one due to the number of researchers and clinicians we have working here now. This is almost unheard of in the vision community, two buildings within a ten year time frame. My work here has revolutionized the study of retinal degenerative diseases and refocused the vision rescue communities work on what is really happening with the biology. I am pretty happy with that and am now applying the same techniques we developed for the study of the retina (based off the remote sensing technologies developed by the NRO (often associated with the CIA) and NASA for satellite imagery) to other systems and the study of metabolomics.

      As for my background, I did at one time enlist in the USMC with the idea of flying Harriers, but my vision got just bad enough during organic chemistry that it disqualified me from fast jet status. As an undergraduate, I was recruited by a certain federal TLA, but decided not to take that option on advice from my grandfather who was in fact, in the precursor to the CIA, the OSS. He had other suggestions for me and I went back to school.

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    53. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hey, just because you work at the Moran Eye Center as a janitor doesn't give you the right to say stuff like "...WE are now embarking on..."

    54. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the original poster is right. I live here in NZ and the Canadian eh? is not very common. Although the actual pronunciation is more like yeeah? here.

    55. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by Deekin_Scalesinger · · Score: 1

      Ebay auctions... :)

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    56. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by Deekin_Scalesinger · · Score: 1

      $ is in there hahaha Carnivore must enjoy reading lots of email each day...or perhaps this list is not as accurate as discerning /.'ers might like...

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    57. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by MyLongNickName · · Score: 2, Funny

      That was because he specified it must be a dual fuel source capable plane -- jet fuel and peanut oil. This was before the ethanol crowd got into power.

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    58. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by electrichamster · · Score: 1

      Oh I agree, I know this shit is day-to-day and as a result I'm mildly paranoid anyway.
      I just assumed you didn't understand the "tinfoil hat" thing - apologies :)

    59. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by rmallico · · Score: 1

      They also have some pretty active undersea activity (can you say tsunami?)

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    60. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by tarquin_fim_bim · · Score: 0

      Hey! This is /. run by pubescents for pubescents. Fuck off with your real life adult reasoning shit.

    61. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      Ethanol crowd getting into power?

      Is that a nice way of saying drunkards are running things?

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    62. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by weirdwilly · · Score: 3, Funny

      I just copied the list and emailed it to everyone in my address book so they could be informed, too. Hang on, there's someone at the door...

    63. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and despite all that education and "smartness", Carter still made a lousy President. Strange eh?

    64. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by trelanexiph · · Score: 1

      Now, the Navies they have these people called soliders.

      Sailors.

      you meant... SEALs right? the Sailors are back on board ship sodomizing one another while SEALs and Marines do real work.

    65. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not the same coward here... finding out someone's IP address is nothing. I'm from Oklahoma, and I often end spoken sentences with "...yeah?"

    66. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      we post AC, because there's no point posting as anything else on slashdot. there's far too many fools on slashdot to have a civilized conversation, so the only purpose to posting here is to amuse yourself and add to the noise... . . . .. . . . . sort of like this post. ...

    67. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's right. He's the idiot who let a bunch of dictatorships destroy America's economy with an oil embargo and did nothing aboout it. He's the idiot who twiddled his thumbs for over 400 days while the power mad Mullahs held Americans hostage and again did nothing about it. Then to top it all off, he couldn't even handle his Commander-in-Chief duties. His half-assed rescue mission ended with a bunch of dead helicopters in the desert. I guess you want to hide the fact that America was in such bad shape, we had the misery index. Stop rewriting history. He was worst and the most ineffective president America has ever had. If these things had happened to one of the Bush presidents there would have been a bunch of dead Mullahs lieing around.

    68. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least he wasn't a war criminal like GWB.

    69. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by darkonc · · Score: 1
      | If governments can bring down other government's internet access, this is a major problem.

      They go into the water and cut the large cable feeding the country.

      The original tin-hat posting seemed to suggest that this was an accidental result of an unnamed country botching up a tap attempt. If you have the kind of signaling intelligence capabilities that the NSA probably does, you might be able to find some very interesting information about Al Quaida and the likes from such a tap.

      On the other hand, bringing down the link while (or in the aftermath of) putting in such a tap, just brings attention to your activities, and might upset your superiors.

      There's no real use to the US wilfully cutting Pakistan's link. I can only see India gaining from such an action -- and even then, only if they were about to launch an all-out attack against Pakistan, and I've seen no signs of that happening.

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    70. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tool.

    71. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by Synbiosis · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "If these things had happened to one of the Bush presidents there would have been a bunch of dead Mullahs lieing around."

      And hundreds of thousands of civilians, too. And probably one or two thousand dead US soldiers. Wait, that sounds vaguely familiar..

    72. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      if you are so leet what's my IP address and browser?

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    73. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by kaladorn · · Score: 1

      There's no real use to the US wilfully cutting Pakistan's link. I can only see India gaining from such an action -- and even then, only if they were about to launch an all-out attack against Pakistan, and I've seen no signs of that happening.

      Hmmm. I'm not a lodge brother in the Order of the Tinfoil Beanie, but you'd think this would have some relatively severe econcomic impacts. Even short term outages could have effects on business and on international customers and on things like banking and such. Any data loss could have consequences too. And the longer it takes to fix, the more it costs.

      Of course, I think this probably has either a benign (accidental) origin or a stupid one. Usually, when left with a choice between conspiracy and stupidity, the safe bet is on stupidity somewhere along the line.

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    74. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by zaphod110676 · · Score: 1

      The Bungi is a government mole spreading disinformation to quiet our suspicons. Don't listen to him.

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    75. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Find chicks that actually dig me

    76. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by dedazo · · Score: 1
      The briefcase with the nuclear launch codes that is carried by an Air Force Intelligence officer and always accompanies the president of the US is nicknamed "the football". Maybe that's where that comes from.

      Since GWB became president it's been called "the hoky pock" however.

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    77. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by Markzilla · · Score: 0

      Electronic counter counter measures 101:
      If the enemy knows your listening, your mission has failed!

    78. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know its you because I am watching you.....

      Got nothing else to do, eh? Well at least you're not on the dole.

    79. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Osama hates the Internet, and he lives in Pakistan. You do the math.

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    80. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Listen,

      Read James Bamford's book, "The Puzzle Palace". I have met the man on multiple occasions and he is a very intelligent person who has deep insight into the NSA (No Such Agency). This kind of ocean floor wire tapping has been going on since the first cables were laid. Anytime, anywhere, that information is transfered, the NSA and other such agencies of governments throughout the world with ample budgets will tap them in order to gain an edge.

      Do your fucking homework, unless you want your holiday in fantasy land to continue. Dumb shit.

    81. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I expect the number of cracking attacks to come down significantly. Lots of script kiddies in .pk land.

    82. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Appying to be a jet pilot and talking to some recruitement guy at a security service does not qualify you to comment on this topic any more than working at McDonald's would.

    83. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Nobody knows my listening. My mission has succeeded.

      Unless someone knows I'm listening, that is.

    84. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You guys are a bunch of little assholes. Probably teenagers living in their parents homes. What do you know of the original poster? From the looks of his website he is being pretty open and honest. But he may know something else he is not telling us. If he is 35 as he claims there is a 4 year blank spot at the beginning of his resume. He could be in the marine corps during this time and you do not know anything else. He may have done intelligence work you know but you just want something to bitch about.

    85. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Allow me to then hand you the "I'm a Ultra Right-Wing Fucktard" award.

      Also you may want to revise your spelling in all kinds of serious ways for your little completely unsubstantiated rant in your sig linked journal entry.

      What the fuck are you smoking son?

    86. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bamford is a sensationalist. His insight isn't nearly as deep as he would have you believe.

    87. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by jrumney · · Score: 1

      Maybe it depends on dialect, but where I'm from eh is definitely common, and yeah is unheard of eh bro.

    88. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First they got to the Jews.
      I did nothing, for I am not a Jew.

      Then they deported the communists.
      I did nothing, because I am not a communist.

      Then they got to the homosexuals.
      I didn't react, I am a heterosexual.

      Next they started killing the Gypsies.
      Again I didn't do anything, I have a real house!

      Then they came for me.
      And there was no one left
      to speak up for me

    89. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by The+Bungi · · Score: 1
      James Bamford

      Someone mod the parent funny.

    90. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by obzidian · · Score: 1

      Wow...just how much is the US Government/Military going to justify on 'the war against Terror'...and this is just the documented expenditures...

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    91. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by javamann · · Score: 1

      What do the rest of them do?

    92. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um. Just pointing this out, but Carter pronounce "Nuke-yew-lar" the same way Bush does... so how in the hell is that contrast?

    93. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by Aeiri · · Score: 1

      You do realize that I said "I know what it is", don't you?

      Almost every sentence a terrorist would use to plot against this country would include the word "the", but we don't look through every sentence that has that word. I was pointing out that "the football" is too vague of a term, because it would mark the 60-70% of males that watch football in America as terrorists.

    94. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by Thundersnatch · · Score: 1
      In contrast, GWB can't even pronounce "Nuclear".

      Yeah, so he's from Texas. But at least he had better grades at Yale than John Kerry.

    95. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And many more "Return the world back to the 15th century" Muslims dead. Look at your history. There has never been a century that hasn't had war and deaths. The cost of liberty is always blood. Passiveness always invites more attacks. Liberals have forgotten what it takes to maintain this hard won liberty. If you let them, they would give up this liberty up in a heart beat.

      The Romans understood violence in a very fundamental way. The Roman empire lasted for over 500 years, because they took all threats to their citizens seriously. If you killed one Roman, they killed 10 of you. They killed you, your wife, your childern, your entire family. This was so effective, that when the Nazis rose to power, they used the same technique, conquering most of Europe. Now contrast that to Carter. They kill your economy, they take your citizens, and what does he do? Nothing. It took Reagan coming into power for the hostages to be released. Why did that happen? The Jihadist understood quite well who Reagan was, and what he would do if the hostage standoff wasn't resolved by the time he took office. Liberals never learned their history lessons. After several administrations, people once again became complacent and forgot. Clinton came to power. The Jihadists recognizing they can now do what they want, attacked the World Trade center in 1993. Did he go after them? Did he let loose the CIA to kill them? Did he attack them where they lived? NO! He shot off a couple of missles which hit absolutely nothing. What a pathetic use of American military power. Those guys were immediately planning for the next attack which succeeded. Where the Jihadists slipped up was they became cocky and failed to recognize who Bush was. I'd rather have a couple of hundred thousand troops deployed in the streets of Baghdad and Kabul than in New York and Washington. People once again have wised up and saw the Liberals for what they were, and voted Bush into the presidency once again. And what was the Liberals/Kerry solution? Turn tail and run! I don't think so!

  2. Oh no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How will Osama get his video messages to the internet without his DSL connection?! He's got lots of podcast subscribers.

    1. Re:Oh no by minus_273 · · Score: 0

      al-jazeera (AKA al-queda tv)

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      The war on terror is a war for peace
  3. Dammit by Foolomon · · Score: 0

    Those damned terrorist crustaceans are at it again. >:(

    1. Re:Dammit by DrMrLordX · · Score: 3, Funny

      They're a crabby lot.

    2. Re:Dammit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yeah that Musharraf dude is an evil terrorist. State coup and shit like that. It's a shame. Truly an Pakistani icon.

    3. Re:Dammit by m50d · · Score: 1

      You wouldn't have thought they could hold a backhoe with them claws

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    4. Re:Dammit by h4rm0ny · · Score: 3, Interesting


      Hold on a second - how hard would it be for Al Quaeda to send down a diver with a charge? You'd need some diving equipment and a boat with some sonar. Diving to depth is a skilled task, but so is flying a plane.

      And it would be a target that cost billions of dollars without any loss of life. That would really be targeting the interests of US power-brokers.

      Does the US have any major undersea pipes?

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    5. Re:Dammit by nihilonian · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      To the mod:
      In case you missed it, crustaceans are sea-borne species that includes prawns etc. Mod the parent to Funny!

    6. Re:Dammit by nihilonian · · Score: 0

      & duh??!! Why do I always get a Score of 1? And that too immediately after posting the comment. Guess, I cannot post any intelligent comments, but have to be a karma-whore to get good scores!!

    7. Re:Dammit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      Does the US have any major undersea pipes?

      No. All our high-speed internet links to Europe and Asia are done with carrier pigeons.

    8. Re:Dammit by JUSTONEMORELATTE · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Diving to depth is a skilled task, but so is flying a plane.

      I'm gonna assume this is a 9/11 reference.
      Flying a plane is trivial. Landing a plane is a skilled task. Hell, taking off is pretty tough too, but the 9/11 hijackers didn't even have to do that. They simply took over the controls of an already-flying craft, and manipulated the stick and throttle controls.

    9. Re:Dammit by d474 · · Score: 1
      "Does the US have any major undersea pipes?"
      Oh, just a few more than Pakistan. See for yourself.
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    10. Re:Dammit by Omnieiunium · · Score: 1

      And it would be a target that cost billions of dollars without any loss of life

      Think of all the geeks and nerds... PLEASE THINK OF THEM!

  4. Weird... by toupsie · · Score: 3, Funny

    Weird, I didn't notice it at all!

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    1. Re:Weird... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I did, today I only got 80% of the spam I usually do.

    2. Re:Weird... by StupidHelpDeskGuy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I wonder what effect this will have on our connection to India, etc. A lot of companies are going to have a very bad day if they have to take down circuits to India to fix the problem in Pakistan. Too bad we'll never know for sure what happened. How'd you like to be the Navy Seal that slashdotted an entire country?

    3. Re:Weird... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TFA says there will be a couple of hours of interrupted service in India and someplace in the middle easet early Wed. AM. But all those countries have other pipes.

    4. Re:Weird... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe we can finally prove that Bin Laden is in Pakistan... Quick, let's see if Al-Qaeda is still online...

    5. Re:Weird... by shmlco · · Score: 1

      Then again, disruptive and shakey connections to India might just be suitable punishment for those companies that thought it would be smart to outsource all those jobs there...

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    6. Re:Weird... by bheer · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Or maybe those companies knew that India has multiple redundant links: multiple transatlantic and transpacific cables, and satellite. An Indian telco owns FLAG. I doubt they'll lose much sleep over this.

    7. Re:Weird... by dodobh · · Score: 1

      India has multiple fibre optic links. You wouldn't even notice it.

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    8. Re:Weird... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank god for your sig.

    9. Re:Weird... by shmlco · · Score: 1

      As Paki indicates, however, take out a critical node or cable or two and you throw all of the traffic back onto the other lines... and a good portion of the flag lines are undersea.

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  5. I told them to keep the janitor out by winkydink · · Score: 2, Funny

    of the closet with the Cisco 2502!

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    1. Re:I told them to keep the janitor out by zackeller · · Score: 1

      Yes, I'm sure the entire country of Pakistan uses a Cisco 2500 series.

    2. Re:I told them to keep the janitor out by winkydink · · Score: 1

      I was told the 1700 failed so they upgraded.

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    3. Re:I told them to keep the janitor out by yotto · · Score: 1

      No, the entire country of Pakistan *used* one.

      Big diff.

  6. Think of it... by srmalloy · · Score: 4, Funny

    An entire country Slashdotted...

    1. Re:Think of it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps some hackers are giving retribution to Pakistan for aquitting the men who gang raped that woman?

    2. Re:Think of it... by geoaxis · · Score: 1

      yes ..first time i see PK on /.

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    3. Re:Think of it... by cashman73 · · Score: 1
      All Your Internets Are Belong To Us.

    4. Re:Think of it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I for one welcome our country slashdotting overlords...

      Imagine a beauwolf cluster of country slashdotters..

      Yes, but can it run... slashdot?

      BREASTS!

  7. MSN Support? Hello? *Nudge* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is why that damned techy left the convo early

    1. Re:MSN Support? Hello? *Nudge* by DroopyStonx · · Score: 1

      MSN support? You were on the phone with... *MSN* support?

      *ahem*

      'scuse me?

      I think I speak for all of slashdot when I say: please leave and never come back... ever. ;)

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    2. Re:MSN Support? Hello? *Nudge* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just phone them up to ask stupid questions and drive them insane. Try it sometime.

    3. Re:MSN Support? Hello? *Nudge* by whitehatlurker · · Score: 1
      I just phone them up to ask stupid questions

      I'm guessing here, but I'm not sure they'd be able to separate that from their normal phone traffic.

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  8. Well, there goes all MY scam money by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 1

    I should've known! The emir of Pakistan just wired me 80 billion dollars too... oh well, I'm sure it will still get here once the connection is restored.

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  9. That's pretty stupid by rabtech · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The whole point of the way internet routing works is to allow traffic to route across alternate links when the "best" link goes down.

    Having a single pipe feeding an entire country is pretty damn stupid.

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    1. Re:That's pretty stupid by ScentCone · · Score: 3, Informative

      Having a single pipe feeding an entire country is pretty damn stupid.

      Actually, some of their larger users have been routed around to satellite backups, but the load is way, way too much and it pretty much unusable according to TFA.

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    2. Re:That's pretty stupid by eldawg · · Score: 1
      Having a single pipe feeding an entire country is pretty damn stupid.

      And anyone outsourcing work that requires Internet access to such a country is even stupider.

    3. Re:That's pretty stupid by Daxx_61 · · Score: 1

      It raises interesting questions about warfare though... if you can cut a country off from the outside world that easily, then surely that must have some advantage for any invading forces.

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    4. Re:That's pretty stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I noticed some routing issues earlier today. Specifically, at least one alter.net (MCI)router is unresponsive and RSA's website is un-reachable/-traceable/-pingable. However, the unresponsive router is not listed on dslreport's Router Watch page. I was curious if anyone knew if this Pakistan issue was causing problems for some US sites.

    5. Re:That's pretty stupid by Stonehand · · Score: 1

      Not sure about that.

      It's probably not going to disrupt internal communications too much, which means that resistance can still be organized.

      If you're going around committing atrocities, word might still get out via satellite links or perhaps the cell phone system of a neighboring country, even if there are no land telephony connections over the borders.

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    6. Re:That's pretty stupid by Sentry21 · · Score: 1

      The whole point of the way internet routing works is to allow traffic to route across alternate links when the "best" link goes down. Having a single pipe feeding an entire country is pretty damn stupid.

      Maybe they accidentally cut off both lines.

    7. Re:That's pretty stupid by rbarreira · · Score: 1

      I have opened RSA's site without problems. I live in Portugal.

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    8. Re:That's pretty stupid by DeepRedux · · Score: 4, Interesting

      One of the first English actions in WWI was cutting the German undersea cables. This did not cut off Germany, but it made English interception of German communications much easier. Eventually the British intercepted, and shared with the US, the "Zimmermn Telegraph" in which Germany proposed to help Mexico attack the US. This was one of the reasons the US entered the war.

    9. Re:That's pretty stupid by gooogle · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Agreed, it is quite stupid and this should be an eye-opener. Pakistan's infrastructure is lagging behind and in desperate need of an upgrade, however, there aren't many options. There is Iran and Afghanistan to the West which are unstable regions and don't seem like viable options. China in the north but would mean running a cable through the northern regions which are highly unstable (although it seems like the next best option) and then there's India to the right which already has a solid IT infrastructure in place and that's who we are currently routed through.

      A secondary fibre-optic connection is being planned, also through India.

      Some indigenous efforts are also underway but the costs are too high.

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    10. Re:That's pretty stupid by mplex · · Score: 1


      That is pretty bad, but sometimes people forget about the physical aspects of running cable too. I once read that all transatlantic cables for North America follow the same path off the shore of New Jersey or somewhere close to that. Just imagine if someone dragged their anchor through that trough. Also, many times people will setup what they think are redundant internet connections from different ISPs, when in reality, they all terminate on the same switch somewhere.

      Also, when you think about internet consolidation points such as in LA or Atlanta, pretty much everything within 200 miles goes through the same building or building complex. That makes peering easier, but just imagine if something catostrophic happened.

    11. Re:That's pretty stupid by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1


      I remember my first history teacher discussing with us whether or not the Zimmerman Telegraph was a fake, generated to nudge the American people towards going to war.

      He was a good teacher who did his best to equip his young pupils with the paranoia, mistrust and suspicion that we would need to survive in the adult world.

      On a related note about the Zimmerman Telegram which the US got so antsy about, the gist of it was that they wanted Mexico to help them if they became at war with the US. It wasn't a declaration of aggression, more one of defensiveness.

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    12. Re:That's pretty stupid by mplex · · Score: 1

      Just to give everyone and idea of how many ISPs can connect in a single building, check out this list:

      http://www.telx.com/carriers.cfm

      I think 60 Hudson is the biggest telco hotel in the world and 56 Marietta is around number 3. If the internet was to lose either of those two buildings, it would be a lot worse than losing Pakistan for sure. Though they are highly redundant:

      http://www.telx.com/products.cfm?id=10

    13. Re:That's pretty stupid by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      We did eventually find a copy int he German archives after WWII. Although yes, it always seemed one of the most suspicious causes for a war ever.

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    14. Re:That's pretty stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      How can you post this if the story is about you being offline? :)

    15. Re:That's pretty stupid by shmlco · · Score: 1

      Cause? No. But perhaps the straw...

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    16. Re:That's pretty stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pakistan != India

    17. Re:That's pretty stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even the Isle of Man, with a population of 75000 has multiple connections - 1 to england, 1 to ireland and I think a new one installed a couple of years ago to Scotland.

      You don't need multiple host countries to connect to. Just multiple POPs. Why do they not have more than 1????

    18. Re:That's pretty stupid by mrjackson2000 · · Score: 1

      56 Marietta says they havent needed the backup generators in over 8 years. i assume they are deisel generators. diesel has a storage life of no more than 2 years. i hope there is someone that keeps an eye on that stuff.

    19. Re:That's pretty stupid by twiddlingbits · · Score: 0

      Considering India and Pakistan have a LONG history of not getting along isn't that second route pretty high risk as well? I sure wouldn't send anything sensitive on it as the Indian Gov't will surely be reading it.

    20. Re:That's pretty stupid by gooogle · · Score: 1

      Risky yes, but in terms of uptime, two connections through India are more reliable than one (which is down at the moment).

      Lahore and Amritrar are quite close to each other, so for short-term expansion this solution seems most feasible.

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    21. Re:That's pretty stupid by SeventyBang · · Score: 1

      Having a single pipe feeding an entire country is pretty damn stupid.


      How long ago do you think it was that there were some small, single pipes going into some major areas of the world, let alone no pipes?

      It's one way to find out who hasn't been on very long (relatively speaking).

      ;)

    22. Re:That's pretty stupid by eldawg · · Score: 1

      I never made that assertion.

    23. Re:That's pretty stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The whole point of the way internet routing works is to allow traffic to route across alternate links when the "best" link goes down.

      Having a single pipe feeding an entire country is pretty damn stupid.

      It's almost as stupid as hooking up the entire northeast to the same power grid.

  10. No effect on Stock Market? One could hope. by dfsiii · · Score: 1
    There may be an internal trading system, but how can they say that there would be no effect on the local stock market/trading system?

    Pakistan is getting an infusion of capital and interest after being the focus of outsourcing efforts, just like India and China - so if people can't get in via the internet, would that not have a negative impact on their internet?

    However, if they fix the cable before the bell rings again in the morning in Karachi, then more props to the Pakistani government for quick action - and see more companies rely on them. Just what we need, right, in this time where the US government doesn't want to give certain countries any leverage in international barganing?

  11. Good thing by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 1

    Good thing I don't need to do any telephone banking!

  12. For all the Pakistani Geeks and Nerds by aliens · · Score: 2, Funny

    We heard your collective screams and offer our prayers. I can only imagine in my nightmares if we lost our internets.

    *shudder*

    --
    -- taking over the world, we are.
    1. Re:For all the Pakistani Geeks and Nerds by jaysones · · Score: 2, Funny

      This is exactly why we have more than one internets.

  13. OMG It's teh FUNNY!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    1. Re:OMG It's teh FUNNY!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes, that was quite funny

  14. whew by WormholeFiend · · Score: 4, Funny

    thank god I still have access to Tech Support services in India...

    1. Re:whew by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      thank god I still have access to Tech Support services in India

      Actually, according to TFA, they will have to take down one of India's major pipes for a couple of hours in order to fix the power supply problem.

      --
      Don't disappoint your bird dog. Go to the range.
    2. Re:whew by StupidHelpDeskGuy · · Score: 1

      Don't you mean thank Ganesh, or maybe Vishnu?

    3. Re:whew by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I'd have to bet on Ganesh to remove this obstacle. Vishnu must not have been looking when Shiva trashed the cable.

      Anon to, um, protect my karma...

      *ducks, runs away*

    4. Re:whew by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      thank the gods, you insensitive clod!

    5. Re:whew by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 1

      Still, the tech support is as helpful as they ever are..

  15. A lesson? by daniil · · Score: 0, Troll
    Maybe there's a lesson here somewhere: don't rely on just one means of communication too much, because if it goes down, you're paralysed. Who knows, maybe the doomsayers are right and the internet will collapse in a few years; imagine the chaos this will cause in the Western world!

    ---
    It hit his face.

    --
    Man is a slave because freedom is difficult, whereas slavery is easy.
    1. Re:A lesson? by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 1
      imagine the chaos this will cause in the Western world!

      I know. How would we read slashdot during lunch?

      --
      If brevity is the soul of wit, then how does one explain Twitter?
    2. Re:A lesson? by skarphace · · Score: 1

      >I know. How would we read slashdot during lunch?

      Durning Lunch? Then what do you do during the rest of the day?

      --
      Bullish Machine Tzar
    3. Re:A lesson? by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      "during lunch?"

      You read slashdot during lunch? You should be out eating something and getting away from the office. Save the slashdot reading for when you're suppose to be working.

      --
      Paying taxes to buy civilization is like paying a hooker to buy love.
  16. CIA sez... by lelitsch · · Score: 0, Troll

    No email for you, Osama!

    1. Re:CIA sez... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In a related story, beheadings are down 25%.

  17. The stars are right... by Sabaki · · Score: 1

    This is what you get for laying your cable over ancient R'lyeh.

    1. Re:The stars are right... by alschroeder · · Score: 1

      Maybe that's what happened to Osama. Maybe Cthulhu ate him...---Al

      --
      MINDMISTRESS ---the greatest super
  18. Language Barrier by OctoberSky · · Score: 1

    Apparently "Dont put all your eggs in one basket" doesn't translate well.

    1. Re:Language Barrier by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In pakistan, you put all baskets in one egg!

    2. Re:Language Barrier by hostyle · · Score: 1

      Apparently "American asshole" translates well worldwide.

      --
      Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris.
  19. Outsource This! by B11 · · Score: 1

    Methinks some disgruntled IT professionals are behind it.

    --
    insert inflammatory anti-microsoft comment here
  20. Look who there neighbors are ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Iran. India. Afghanistan.
    They are either enemies with their neighbors or the their neighbors are, for whatever reason, less than trustworthy.
    Just one of the cost of living in a tough neighborhood.

    1. Re:Look who there neighbors are ... by m50d · · Score: 1

      Iran's pretty stable, also Muslim, you'd have thought they could route a 'net pipe through there.

      --
      I am trolling
  21. Internet crashes in Pakistan by Worm5er · · Score: 1, Troll

    Thousands of packets dead!!!

    Film at 11...

    1. Re:Internet crashes in Pakistan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But some survived...by eating the others !

  22. Not Again... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 2, Informative

    At least, they can't blame the rats this time. I wonder if they have the same provider.

    1. Re:Not Again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you eat all the cables? ...wow u r fat

    2. Re:Not Again... by nettdata · · Score: 1

      It wasn't the rats...

      It was the sharks... with fricken laser beams...

      --



      $0.02 (CDN)
  23. Apparantly... by Robotron23 · · Score: 1

    Apparantly total shutdown of the Internet in Pakistan is common, but the article doesn't mention a timeframe, using the word brief. Its fairly surprising that one of the Indian subcontinents largest nations has just one line to support its Internet connections. In 10, 20, 30 years the amount of outsourced work and IT related industry located there will need a much more dependable connection, not to mention the rising home use.

    Furthermore, the article mentions disruption to cities as far afield as Dubai, in India. Heres hoping upgrades in the form of more lines happen as soon as possible.

    1. Re:Apparantly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IT jobs are outsourced to India, not Pakistan. India was not affected.

    2. Re:Apparantly... by tarp · · Score: 1

      Since when is Dubai located in India?
      It's in U.A.E.

    3. Re:Apparantly... by Robotron23 · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I meant Dubai and India, not Dubai in India.

    4. Re:Apparantly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dubai is not in India. Try UAE.

  24. internal trading system ... by ignatus · · Score: 1
    Pakistan's main bourse was unaffected as it had its own internal trading system.

    Pigeons!

    --
    - Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
    1. Re:internal trading system ... by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 1

      Pakistan's main bourse was unaffected as it had its own internal trading system. Pigeons!

      Mules actually. And they're more than sufficient to carry up to AFA 50,000 in used afghani banknotes on each trip.

      --
      "A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of" - Ogden Nash
    2. Re:internal trading system ... by cazbar · · Score: 1

      Never doubt the power of RFC 1149 or well-aimed droppings may occur.

  25. So... by mcho · · Score: 1

    ...outsourcing is still good, right?

  26. Undersea cable? by St.+Arbirix · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm a little curious about why the single point of entry into a nation's internet is through the ocean when the country is bordered on most sides by land. Was it a political decision or economic? I can see it going both ways.

    --
    Direct away from face when opening.
    1. Re:Undersea cable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haven't you heard of SEA-ME-WE optical fiber cable built undersea linking south east asia, middle east and western europe, which carries all telecomm between countries in this region and europe and then to the rest of world. From Marseilles thorugh to somewhere in Indonesia

    2. Re:Undersea cable? by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      Bit of both. To the east is India. No connections through there thanks to political considerations. To the west is Afghanistan and Iran. No connections through there thanks to economic considerations.

      Chris Mattern

    3. Re:Undersea cable? by sampson7 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, I don't really see them as having many choices. They are on-again off-again at war with India. Afghanistan can't keep its lights on, never mind provide internet connections.

      Iran? China? Wow. Who other sets of political issues. (See pretty map here.)

      Not to mention that a large part of Pakistan's borders are extremely inhospitable mountain regions. The Arabian Sea actually makes sense.

    4. Re:Undersea cable? by gooogle · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, Pakistan's best political ties are probably with China and I would assume China has good bandwidth capacity which is why that option doesn't sound so bad.

      If the cables can be strategically routed through the unstable regions in the north (Gilgit?) with a hub in the capital city of Islamabad it would work out very nicely.

      1) The cities in the north are currently linked through Karachi so routing through China would balance the northern and southern parts of Pakistan in terms of capacity and infrastructure.

      2) The silicon valley equivalent in Pakistan is in Islamabad so this makes total sense. They could use a direct connection through China and branch out to other regions.

      3) At the same time the infrastructure would be very solid in terms of backup and capacity planning: existing cable running through the Arabian Sea, Karachi; One from Lahore to Amritsar, India which is under development; And one through Islamabad into China. It would cover all the three major metropolitan cities.

      4) It also makes sense from a defense standpoint since China poses no threat (economic or otherwise) to Pakistan as does India.

      --
      -- Binary Finary
  27. So their only point of connection was through the arabian sea? Maybe this will get them to improve relations with their neighbors so they can get a second link that runs through China or India, maybe Iran. Afghanistan seems like a dry hole for that sort of thing. A single point of failure for the entire country's networking... amazing.

    1. Re:WTF? by HardCase · · Score: 1

      PedanticSpellingTrol (746300)

      You spelled "Troll" incorrectly.

    2. Re:WTF? by PedanticSpellingTrol · · Score: 1

      20 character limit + unintentional irony = owned

  28. Really strange. by NGutman · · Score: 1

    Power cuts and connectivity "blackouts" seem to all come from the same source, one power line, one internet cable. I mean why countries relay on just 1-2 cables?. Because of the expenses?, How much did that power failure cost them?.

    --
    Trust is a weakness. (not really)
  29. What's wrong? by NeoPotato · · Score: 2, Funny

    I felt a great disturbance in the Internet, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced...

    1. Re:What's wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I felt a great disturbance in the Internet, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced...

      The last thing I heard was "Thank you, come again!"



      Don't mod me. Just help me out

  30. So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone in Pakistan care to comment or give us more details?

  31. Reminds me... by taskforce · · Score: 1
    Reminds me of the classic bash.org quote:

    Mike doesn't like it when I ban whole countries.
    Subnetmasks and ISPs are fine.

    --
    My 3D Texturing Skinning work (under construction)
  32. I noticed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I got 15 percent less spam.

  33. My Adwords clicks are down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was wondering why my Adwords clicks have dropped by 90%.

  34. The terrorists at it again. by TioBlack · · Score: 5, Funny

    Osama Bin Lobster did it!

    1. Re:The terrorists at it again. by MrPink2U · · Score: 1

      Hahahaha. Sorry no mod points. +1 more Funny please.

  35. Reversal of Circumstances? by MaineCoon · · Score: 1

    The rats chewed through the backup!

    --
    Hunt your preferred prey at Aliens vs Predator MUD. Join the war at avpmud.com port 4000
  36. Civilization... by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 1
    I know that we are becoming mroe dependent on the internet, but I can't help but think that if it dissappeared overnight we ought to some how manage to survive. I mean the human race developed civilizations what, 8,000 years ago? The masses have only been using the internet for a decade, the ubergeeks for two or three. If we are so dependent on it that its failure would lead to such wide spread damage than aren't we pretty much already screwed?

    I would think that anything that has become irreplaceable to 8,000 years of progress after only 30 odd years is bound to doom us, regardless of its guise.

    --
    If brevity is the soul of wit, then how does one explain Twitter?
    1. Re:Civilization... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More like 6,000 years ago, but close enough I suppose.

    2. Re:Civilization... by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 1

      I guess it depends on how you define Civilization. Maybe "thousands of years" would have been vague enough to be accurate;-)

      --
      If brevity is the soul of wit, then how does one explain Twitter?
    3. Re:Civilization... by EpsCylonB · · Score: 1

      Pen, Paper and a telephone, everthing would still get done, just slower.

    4. Re:Civilization... by rbarreira · · Score: 1

      Thanks for that link, surfing from there gave me what may have been my most interesting reads on wikipedia ever :)

      Some interesting articles I read in the process:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kardashev_scale
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Technological_singula rity

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      The AACS key is NOT 0xF606EEFD628B1CA427BEA93A9CA9773F
    5. Re:Civilization... by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 1

      Those are both very cool. My personal theory about the singularity is that progress, technological or otherwise, can only move forward so far before the pull of those left behind pulls it back. In essence, I think we are far more likely to enter the second "Dark Ages" than to jump into hyperspace. Not that I'm not pulling for the hyperspace option;-)

      --
      If brevity is the soul of wit, then how does one explain Twitter?
  37. On another note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    spam dropped 56.8889%...

  38. No landlines? by m50d · · Score: 1

    Does Pakistan really only have one link to the Internet, and an undersea one at that? I can understand there wouldn't be links to India, or perhaps China, but aren't there reasonably friendly countries to the west? Heck, can't someone lay a fiber cable (one of the 10km ones) to another country for the moment?

    --
    I am trolling
    1. Re:No landlines? by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      > aren't there reasonably friendly countries to the west?

      To the west are Iran and Afghanistan. Not exactly the most wired of countries.

      Chris Mattern

    2. Re:No landlines? by Darth_brooks · · Score: 2, Informative

      You try running a land line through here

      Pakistan isn't exactly known for having hospitable terrain. Or being well developed in outlying areas. Packets can route around "damage" only if there's actually a route there to use. The infrastructure just isn't there. Hell, according to the factbook, 40% of the "highways" aren't paved. I'd wager that high speed data lines aren't exactly a high priority.

      As for links through China...the Chinese don't seem to like having their own citizens using their links to the net, let alone another country. And there's the little problem of trying to run a landline through the same mountain range that K2 calls home.

      --
      There are some people that if they don't know, you can't tell 'em.
    3. Re:No landlines? by ghoul · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Pakistans neighbours are India (Dont like pakis coz the Pakis massacred Hindus), Iran (Dont like pakis coz the Pakis massacred Shias), Afghanistan (Dont like pakis coz the Pakis sold out Uncle oSAMa) and Tibet which is too undeveloped to have internet cables(China doesnt want its colonies to get too developed)

      So the sea is the main route. they do have backups via satellite but those links cant handle the same amount of load what with half the worlds script kiddies busy sending out viruses from there. I believe the first computer virus came out of Pakistan.

      --
      **Life is too short to be serious**
    4. Re:No landlines? by sheepoo · · Score: 1

      Pakistan isn't exactly known for having hospitable terrain.

      Have you been there? Or are you just believing the same media which hyped up the Iraq war?

    5. Re:No landlines? by HardCase · · Score: 3, Funny

      Pakistan isn't exactly known for having hospitable terrain.

      Have you been there? Or are you just believing the same media which hyped up the Iraq war?


      You mean that the rugged terrain and nearly impassable mountain peaks are a media fabrication? That damned National Geographic and their lying maps anyway. I'll bet that K2 is just a little hump of a hill.

    6. Re:No landlines? by sheepoo · · Score: 1

      Kindly tell us the EXACT figure for the area which is covered by the rugged terrians and nearly impassable mountains ?

    7. Re:No landlines? by m50d · · Score: 1

      No, but you'd have thought they'd have some connectivity, at least enough for a slow backup line.

      --
      I am trolling
    8. Re:No landlines? by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      No, not really. Afghanistan is one of the poorest countries on earth and is having to cope with a continuing Taliban insurgency on top of that. Iran is a theocracy that has ideological problems with being connected to the rest of the world. I'm not sure either nation has *any* real net connectivity aside from isolated satellite uplinks (which are actually not terribly uncommon among wealthier Iranians, but not something you can build a trunk networking line out of, particularly when they're technically illegal).

      Chris Mattern

  39. RIP SHELBY FOOTE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I juest read on Yahoo that noted author, historian and raconteur Shelby Foote has died. The cause of death wasn't announced. Even if you didn't agree with his politics, there's no denying his contribution to popular history. Truly an American icon.

  40. well, you can kiss off by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 1

    Road Runner (TW) tech support now..

  41. In other news by kc0re · · Score: 5, Funny

    "...Internet Attacks from the Middle East seemed to grind to a halt today..."

    1. Re:In other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah...not even a part of the middle east smarty pants...

    2. Re:In other news by geoff43230 · · Score: 1

      Yeah! ; I tried heading over to www.weaponsofmassdestruction.com , and nothing was even found ;)

    3. Re:In Other news by djh101010 · · Score: 1

      (posting anonymously)

      Don't look now, halo8, but you forgot to click the "post anonymously" button...

    4. Re:In Other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um... you're not anonymous. I'm anonymous...


  42. I have notice a significant reduction in SPAM. Perhaps we should leave things alone?

    Select * from users where clue 0
    0 rows selected.

    1. Re:SPAM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Select * from users where clue 0
      [SQL0104] Token 0 was not valid. Valid tokens: = != >= = IN IS NOT LIKE BETWEEN.

  43. Cut to scene by AtariAmarok · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Cut to scene of Gilligan walking out to the lagoon the morning after a huge storm. He sees end of an undersea cable washed up on the beach.

    Not long afterwards, the Professor has managed to build a contraption out of bamboo and coconut fibers, connected into the wires and terminating into a speaker made of palm-leaves. The castaways hear out of it: "Osama? Osama? Why don't you call anymore? After that night in Tora Bora, you said you would never forsake me!". After a while, the castaways grow tired of it. The Professor than proceeds to connect his bamboo internet terminal to some of the wires, hoping to pick up dial-up modem traffic. The messages soon come across, printing on dried banana-peels: "Please help me. I am on desert island. Help me to leave, and I will give you $30,000,000. All you have to do is send me $10,000.".

    Everyone turns to look at Thurston Howell the Third. Lovey hits him on the shoulder. "And I thought you were doing daytrading! Shame on you, Thurston!".

    --
    Don't blame Durga. I voted for Centauri.
    1. Re:Cut to scene by Thrakkerzog · · Score: 1

      You have it all wrong. The network interface would only be able to receive data. Coconuts only go so far, you know.

  44. Colombia and Ecuador by Micah · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This has happened before. Last November, a boat dropped an anchor, breaking the underseas cable that feeds Colombia with Internet. Colombia feeds Ecuador (and maybe Venezuela, not sure on that one). So most ISPs in Colombia and Ecuador were out of service for about 24 hours.

    I live in Ecuador and would have been pretty ticked. Fortunately, I was vacationing in Peru at the time, happily accessing the Net from cybercafes on Lake Titicaca. :)

    1. Re:Colombia and Ecuador by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you just say "Titi.." ? That would be a fine lake !!

    2. Re:Colombia and Ecuador by HardCase · · Score: 2, Funny

      Did you just say "Titi.." ? That would be a fine lake !!

      Except for the "caca".

  45. Indeed, we have no more Internet by MonkeyCookie · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm currently in Pakistan, and I have to say that not having any Internet really sucks.

    How am I going to read Slashdot now?

    1. Re:Indeed, we have no more Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (Score:5, Impossible)

    2. Re:Indeed, we have no more Internet by supe · · Score: 1

      packet radio would be my guess.

    3. Re:Indeed, we have no more Internet by Ingolfke · · Score: 2, Funny

      My friend, it is good to see that you too have found a way to connect to the outside world while our Internet connection is down.
      --
      This message brought to you by the good people at Practical Modern Solutions, the only IP over Camelback (IPoC) solution provider in the Islamabad area. Our service is only exceeded by our latency.

  46. wait, Pakistan? by JVert · · Score: 3, Funny

    Damnit! I was trying to cut the India line but it was all jibber this jabber that and being underwater didn't help my vision.

    1. Re:wait, Pakistan? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I told you to cut the blue wire.

    2. Re:wait, Pakistan? by EpsCylonB · · Score: 1

      "Oh no not the green one, anyone but the green one"

  47. This happened to the wrong country by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    Imagine if this happened to Nigeria...

    According to CNN, a power supply problem on an undersea cable has severed all outside Internet connectivity to Nigeria. Many businesses have been seriously impacted. Repairs will involve some disruption to access from other countries, and are tentatively scheduled for overnight." From the article: "'IT"S A WORSE CASE SCENARIO, NO MORE WIRE TRANSFERS' said BIBI LUCKY, A SENIOR BANKER SEEKING TO TRANSFER MONEY. An official at the Lagos stock exchange said Nigeria's main main mail server was unable to send hundreds of mails queued to be sent to the outside world.

  48. Adwords clicks drops by 90% by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Adwords clicks have dropped by 90%. Suddenly clickthrough vs purchase ratios are up 500%.

  49. Appropriate Quote by Jck_Strw · · Score: 1

    "I felt a great disturbance in the Internet, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced."

    Apologies to Obi-Wan.

  50. Now Thats What I call... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...Outsourcing.....

  51. What would happen by bigberk · · Score: 1

    If North America or Europe lost most of its internet one day? Can the economy survive without IP?

    1. Re:What would happen by gellenburg · · Score: 1

      According to Hollywood, no.

  52. Re:Science needs to find a cure for stupid. by GecKo213 · · Score: 1
    Prior to this Incident.
    Proudly admiring their work setting up the Pakistany Internet Infrastructure.

    Guy1: "Don't you think we should have more than one pipe into the country?"

    Guy2: "Nah, there's not enough people using the internet over here, and besides, what's going to happen here!?"

    Guy1: "Yeah, I guess you're right."

    Not too much later... *Cowering in the shadows*

    Guy2: "Ummm, how far do you think we can get before anyone relizes what happened?

    --
    Generation Trance: What generation are you?
  53. Slashdotters Screwed Up by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The Slashdot crowd finally went through with their threats and went after outsourcing. Only problem is that they got the wrong cable.

    Joking aside, what would it mean if most connectivity to a large company's outsourced IT force was suddenly cut off? Does it look like such a great idea after all?

    --
    It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire speed, the teeth acquire stains. The stains become a warning
  54. But what's the effect on zombie networks? by 0star · · Score: 2, Interesting

    And in another related story, the amount of zombie infections and attacks dropped dramatically worldwide as well!

  55. Re:No effect on Stock Market? One could hope. by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 1

    There may be an internal trading system, but how can they say that there would be no effect on the local stock market/trading system?

    The local stock/trading system can be found downtown Karashi. Just go to the the third street seller in the market and ask for Ali.

    --
    "A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of" - Ogden Nash
  56. Details by gooogle · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It is caused by a break in the SME-3 cable, in the Arabian sea, some 35 km south of Karachi. The problem started out on Monday morning [ reported on a local slashdot-style forum http://tech.one.com.pk/?q=node/87 ]

    The repair operation is complex and might take up to two weeks possibly causing disruption in India and UAE as well, who are also connected by the same cable.

    SME-3 is Pakistan's primary pipe to the internet and the only backup is through satellite uplink which is providing service to some high ISPs at 10% of regular bandwidth. Call centres are surely going through a real tough time and their business will probably be impacted adversly by this.

    --
    -- Binary Finary
    1. Re:Details by chowells · · Score: 1
      backup is through satellite uplink which is providing service to some high ISPs at 10% of regular bandwidth
      Great, now we can slashdot an entire country.
  57. aljazeera.com is down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    coincidence ?

  58. Aquaman by greenskyx · · Score: 2, Funny

    Damn, where is Aquaman when you need him?

    1. Re:Aquaman by NardofDoom · · Score: 1

      Aqualad just had an interview on /. Maybe you could ask him for help.

      --
      You have two hands and one brain, so always code twice as much as you think!
  59. I thought something was wrong... by canfirman · · Score: 1

    I felt a disturbance in the Force, as if a million DSL connections cried out and then were silenced.

    --
    It is not our abilities that show what we truly are... it is our choices.
  60. Its True! by i8urtaco · · Score: 0, Redundant

    C:\>ping pakistan
    Ping request could not find host pakistan. Please check the name and try again.
    C:\>

    tee hee

  61. In Other news by halo8 · · Score: 1

    In Other compleatly non-coincidence news software Giant XXX started to hire 5,000 more developers today.

    (posting anonymously)
    ((work for software giant XXX))
    (((I like my job, please dont fire me)))

    --
    The More Knowledge you have the Luckier you Get- J.R. Ewing
  62. That explains it. by vegetablespork · · Score: 2, Funny

    *** Osama has been left the channel #h8usa. Disconnected.

    --

    Call (206) 338-5780 COLLECT for information about a genuine BA, BS, MA, MS, MBA, or Ph.D.

  63. Underwater death-starfish attacks? by Andy+Gardner · · Score: 5, Funny

    I feel a great disturbance in the Internet. As if millions of Pakistani nerds cried out in terror, and were suddenly silienced.

    1. Re:Underwater death-starfish attacks? by hopethisnickisnottak · · Score: 0

      I doubt there are a million pakistani literates, let alone nerds :)

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  64. Internet to Pakistan by TimeTraveler1884 · · Score: 1

    Internet to Pakistan

    Did anyone else at first think the Internet was trying to speak to Pakistan? "Internet to Pakistan: Microsoft called, they want their OS back."

  65. Underwater Cables by wembley · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now that we know what the underwater cable is for, will someone in Pakistan please tell me what's in that damned hatch?

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    Share and Enjoy!

  66. Whomever is responsible for this..... by cttforsale · · Score: 2, Funny

    is a very very bad man...

  67. Re:No effect on the US Stock Market at least! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It certainly had no effect on the US market today. The DJIA is up almost 1.11% as it nears the close today!

    Imagine the following chanted in a large stadium

    U S A!

    U S A!

    U S A!

    Shameless plug for the Greatest Country in the world!

  68. One cable? by kvn · · Score: 2, Funny

    We don't need no stinkin' backup! What could possibly happen to our

  69. So that explains it! by supabeast! · · Score: 0, Troll

    Now I understand why www.burqua-sluts.com isn't loading.

    1. Re:So that explains it! by ghoul · · Score: 1

      mod the parent up. Hilarious!!!

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  70. You steal our credit card numbers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and we steal your internet connection.

    Hacked by W.

  71. U.S. to Pakistan: OK, we give up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...will you pleeeeese hand over Bin Laden, if we lay a second cable for you?

  72. what was that? by Parasome · · Score: 0, Redundant

    A huge disturbance in the net... as if a million hosts screamed in terror and fear, and suddenly fell silent.

  73. While you are waiting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From Monty Python. The Album Of The Soundtrack Of The Trailer Of The Film Of Monty Python And The Holy Grail. New York: Arista Records., 1975:

    Good evening!

    The last scene was interesting from the point of view of a professional logician because it contained a number of logical fallacies -- that is, invalid propositional constructions and syllogistic forms -- of the type so often committed by my wife.

    "All wood burns," states Sir Bedevere. "Therefore," he concludes, "all that burns is wood."

    This is, of course, pure bullshit! Universal affirmatives can only be partially converted. All of Alma Cogan is dead, but only some of the class of dead people are Alma Cogan. Obvious one would think.

    However, my wife does not understand this necessary limitation of the conversion of a proposition. Consequently, she does not understand me. For how can a woman expect to appreciate a professor of logic if the simplest cloth-eared syllogism causes her to flounder.

    For example: given the premise, "All fish live underwater" and "All mackerel are fish", my wife will conclude, not that "All mackerel live underwater", but that "If she buys kippers it will not rain" or that "Trout live in trees" or even that "I do not love her any more."

    This she calls "using her intuition". I call it "crap" and it gets me very IRRITATED because it is not logical!

    "There will be no supper tonight," she will sometimes cry upon my return home.

    "Why not?" I will ask.

    "Because I have been screwing the milkman all day," she will say, quite oblivious of the howling error she has made.

    "But," I will wearily point out, "even given that the activities of screwing the milkman and getting supper are mutually exclusive, now that the screwing is over, surely then, supper may, logically, be got."

    "You don't love me any more!" she will now often postulate. "If you did, you would give me one now and again so that I would not have to rely on that rancid Pakistani for my orgasms!"

    "I will give you one after you have got me my supper!" I now usually scream, "but not before" -- as you understand, making her bang contingent on the arrival of my supper.

    "God, you turn me on when you're angry, you ancient brute!" she now mysteriously deduces, forcing her sweetly throbbing tongue down my throat.

    "Fuck supper!" I now invariably conclude, throwing logic somewhat joyously to the four winds, and so we thrash about on our milk-stained floor, transported by animal passion, until we sink back, exhausted, onto the cartons of yoghurt....

    I'm afraid I seem to have strayed somewhat from my original brief. But in a nutshell, sex is more fun than logic. One cannot prove this, but it IS in the same sense that Mount Everest IS, or that Alma Cogan ISN'T.

    Goodnight.

  74. Well.. by tinkerton · · Score: 1

    I'd fake it :)

    but ... actually all Pakistani newssites I think of right now are online.

    Maybe they're not based in Pakistan but can anyone actually confirm that all Pakistan is offline? Or almost?

  75. This sucks... by h2d2 · · Score: 1

    Two years ago I noted in my blog about how Pakistan's entire bandwidth is depended on this one undersea connection (SMW3) and how 'little' it is when compared to what ordinary consumers have in the developed world.

    Since then, Pakistan has leased a Hughes HGS-3 satellite and using it for various purposes, including telecommunications. Apparently now, all internet traffic is going through that and other satellite links... and from what I can tell even the country's biggest ISP Brain.NET (known for it's of the same name) site is taking forever to load. (Damn 6 second lags!)

    Obviously, this is bad for the country's outsourcing ambitions, especially with a recent this sector due to rising costs in Bangalore.

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  76. Smells like bureaucracy by KriKit · · Score: 1

    Ouch, no redundancy! In my experience there's always some local law in place - made by people that don't understand the net - that makes situations like this crop up. Perhaps they want to monitor what their people are doing on the internet. Having one pipeline makes that easy.

  77. Only North Koreans need redundantcy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Soviet Russia, power outs you.

  78. A Whole Country Can Function on One Line? by megarich · · Score: 1
    Nevermind that when the line goes down your screwed big time as is the case here but how in the world can you function on one line normally? Wouldn't the bandwidth of a country be too great for one line to handle? Hell we had to expand to 3 t-one lines in my office because we were hogging too much bandwith with 2 lines, an office of 70 people.

    I know that they use fiber or what not but can the cable really handle all that bandwidth? Maybe this incident did the people a favor. "Yay, my page downloads in less then a second now with an error than the 30 minutes it took before!"

    1. Re:A Whole Country Can Function on One Line? by NerveGas · · Score: 1

      Nevermind that when the line goes down your screwed big time as is the case here but how in the world can you function on one line normally? Wouldn't the bandwidth of a country be too great for one line to handle? Hell we had to expand to 3 t-one lines in my office because we were hogging too much bandwith with 2 lines, an office of 70 people.

      What you don't realize is that your three t1 lines were only discreet lines from a box out on the side of the street into your building. At that box, they were simply channels on a larger line.

      I know that they use fiber or what not but can the cable really handle all that bandwidth?

      Well, an OC192 can carry 10 gbps. That's an awful lot of bandwidth. Besides, it probably wasn't one single fiber - you don't go to all of the expense of laying an undersea cable with just *one* fiber in it.

      steve

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  79. list of newspapers by tinkerton · · Score: 1
  80. I smell a rat by kurt555gs · · Score: 1

    Let's see, Bush's poll numbers are in the dirt, he has to go on TV tonight and spew more of the same , we need to keep going in Iraq forever to support Halliburton.

    What if the powers that be though that catching Bin Laden today before he goes on TV would be great, and if so we need to cut off Pakistan to control the news.

    hmmmmmm

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    * Carthago Delenda Est *
  81. Bull? by pinkocommie · · Score: 1

    A significant percentage of the access is through satellite linkups. The dominant state run telco (monopoly?) Paktel has a receiver farm setup on the outskirts of Karachi (near the airport for ppl in the area). As well as links offered through various other ISP's. Yes a significant portion may be dead because of fiber disruption but no way could it be anywhere near 'all'. Also for those talking about redundancy submarine cables are an expensive proposition especially for third world countries. From my experience in Pakistan they heavily oversubscribe before actually having enough capital to expand capacity.

  82. They didn't see the sign! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Call before you dig

  83. Mods? Troll? wth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is the parent marked as a troll?

    1. Re:Mods? Troll? wth? by CapnGrunge · · Score: 1

      My money is on these: they must have watched too much Beavis & Butthead and know nothing about Americas geography.

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  84. This sucks... by h2d2 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Two years ago I noted in my blog about how Pakistan's entire bandwidth is depended on this one undersea connection (SMW3) and how 'little' it is when compared to what ordinary consumers have in the developed world.

    Since then, Pakistan has leased a Hughes HGS-3 satellite and using it for various purposes, including telecommunications. Apparently now, all internet traffic is going through that and other satellite links... and from what I can tell even the country's biggest ISP Brain.NET (known for it's founders' famous DOS virus of the same name) site is taking forever to load. (Damn 6 second lags!)

    Obviously, this is bad for the country's outsourcing ambitions, especially with a recent spike in interest in this sector due to rising costs in Bangalore.

    Repost due to errors in original. Damn no edit rule!

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  85. Re:Science needs to find a cure for stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I presume the dialog above was the subtitled version because I did not detect any accent. ;-)

    #!@

  86. Too much outsourcing by pjdepasq · · Score: 1

    I have it on good authority that the real cause was due to the high volume of jobs being sucked overseas and the amount of code being squeezed off shore.

  87. OMG by Celt · · Score: 1

    Porn is scattered all around the crash site...

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    "WebTV: bringing the Internet into the shallow end of the gene pool since 1995" - Martin Bishop
  88. A strange disturbance in the force by KlomDark · · Score: 1

    As if millions of PakMen screamed out and then were suddenly silenced...

  89. Many businesses have been seriously impacted... by JustNiz · · Score: 1

    > Many businesses have been seriously impacted...

    Especially the ones selling Pen1s enlarg3m3nt products as their spam servers are now inaccessible.

  90. HA HA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    thaat is so funny.

    -India.

  91. In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...a few days after a successfull communication blackout, arranged by US specialists, Osama Bin Laden has been captured in Pakistan by US troops. One US chopper with about 20 soldiers have been lost in the operation.

  92. ...duh by comzen · · Score: 1

    "...In my country, Internet goes down on you!"

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    Crunch!
  93. Pakistan = NEXT INVASION? by thecaramelsensation · · Score: 1

    I'm going to be a paranoid American... and go out on a limb with this quick mathmatical equation. (destruction of Pakistan's telecommunications infrastructure) x (2 NSA operatives) + 1 Presidental Address in 4 hours EST = Invasion? Just a thought....

  94. seriously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How could they tell it was down?

    1. Re:seriously by JustOK · · Score: 1

      We all come out of our igloos and look around. And the polar bears start looking cute. Also, since we're bilangual, if teh internet don't work, we use la internetez.

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      rewriting history since 2109
  95. Argh! They said this couldn't happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm currently in Pakistan and just last week we were going over emergency plans for just such on occasion. It was my understanding that Baboo would use his dial-up modem to connect the country if needed.

    The wheels are in motion, he said. But there was no motion. He is a very bad man.

  96. How else? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How else are you going to get pr0n in the middle of the ocean?

  97. All you redundancy are belong to us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We are the ocean gremlins. All your redundancy are belong to us.

  98. Internet crime drops too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Having run a small e-commerce site since 1995, taking visa/mc over the web, I have seem about 30% of my fraudulent orders come in with a Pakistan address, and another 60% come in with India as the address. ROW accounts for the other 10% of fraud.

    Let 'em stay offline. I don't even try processing their orders immediately. The script recognizes certain keywords and holds the order for a week, and then EVERY single time I try to process a Pakistan or Indian order, I get "Denied" or "Call Auth Center."

    The last VALID sale from either of those two countries was in 2001 or 2002 or so.

    Let them stay dark I say.

  99. Heres what I've found by bryz · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I was thinking the same thing earlier today.

    Seeing how we think Osama might be in that country. And seeing how we have submarines with undersea cable tapping capabilities.

    Note that the article about there being too much data was in 2001. Moore's Law might have allowed us to compute this amount of data by now.

    1. Re:Heres what I've found by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Naw, we're just sending more data than we were in 2001.

  100. Oops... by gwayne · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sorry about that. I unplugged a cable that I thought led to an empty wall. Let me put it back...brb!

  101. No, Iran is the next invasion target by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The US military has been keeping its plans pretty quiet in the media, but expect some kind of 'nuclear terror' used as justification for an invasion later this year.

    1. Re:No, Iran is the next invasion target by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually the US is already doing some fighting in North Korea, that's the next target. And no presidential address on that war yet.

    2. Re:No, Iran is the next invasion target by ByrneArena · · Score: 1

      Yeah... right.

  102. Why not satellite? by furry_wookie · · Score: 1

    Couldn't you use a couple of say 54Mbit channels on a SAT link for backup/redunancy?

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    1. Re:Why not satellite? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...they are down too... NSA and CIA are involved...

  103. How can they be "off the Internet?" by pclminion · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Surely the network continues to function within the country, no? Basically, it sounds like the entire country has a single upstream connection to the 'net, and that got severed. Well, I work in an office with a TCP/IP based LAN, and if our uplink goes down, we can still use the LAN. Not everything grinds to a halt.

    So maybe it isn't really accurate to say that they are off the Internet -- it's just that the number of hosts they are able to reach has been greatly reduced. Surely this shouldn't cripple domestic uses of the Internet, only international ones... (No more so than a broken uplink at the office interferes with me reaching the local file server.)

    1. Re:How can they be "off the Internet?" by Nate+Eldredge · · Score: 1

      Matter of definition, I guess. Consider the graph G of all TCP/IP hosts, with edges between pairs which are able to reach each other. Perhaps you consider "the Internet" to be the entire graph G. I think most people would disagree: one or two hosts only able to talk among themselves are not "on the Internet" in any reasonable sense. Under normal conditions G has a single connected component H which is much bigger than all others; I would say that H is "the Internet". This is still the case at the moment; the Internet in Pakistan is a small subgraph of the Internet as a whole. So I think it is reasonable to only consider those hosts remaning in the largest component to be the Internet, and then Pakistan is not in that component.

    2. Re:How can they be "off the Internet?" by pclminion · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I spent some time pondering it, too. If you cut the graph exactly in half, what reason would there be for one half to be more or less "the Internet" as the other? And if you can't reasonably say that one or the other is "the Internet," then where is the Internet?

  104. Wow! by wjsteele · · Score: 1

    Ok... now that's what I call a /.ing!

    Bill

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  105. hmmm where did .PK go? by mnmn · · Score: 3, Interesting

    In the earlier days of the Internet in Pakistan, say 1996, the connection cost Rs70 per hour. In fact the first connection was from Paknet, the govt ISP.

    Their connection was like a BBS system, where you'd dial into a BBS, and see the Linux 1.3.x kernel. You'd get a curses menu and seleced lynx to browse the net.

    You could also select another option after which you could close the telnet window and use IE or netscape 3.0 through ppp.

    Turns out, they were using a gigantic NAT, whereby everyone in Pakistan was channeled through a single IP address. Everyone knew that IP address, which was blocked by many IRC servers like the Dalnet. The customers must've been less than 65535 to fit at any time I imagine.

    You'd have to try dialling MANY times to get a connection. At one time, we crossed the 100th attempt to dial to read a single email.

    And boy was hotmail slow.

    In the telnet menu, you could also drop yourself into a shell, which was my first brush with UNIX. All we knew was ls and cd (dont know how we learnt those, possibly from trial and error). We copied /etc/passwd, which was plaintext and humungous. The passwords were a simple MD5 hashes and didnt take more than a cracking script with words like 'pakistan' 'sex' 'fuck' 'god' 'allah' 'cricket' and common names like Ali to produce a significant list of passwords.

    Now why would you run a whole country on a Linux server with kernel 1.3.x with bad security? It is amazing that even in beta, Linux held up well enough to run the country of Pakistan's internet connection. After all who could afford a cisco over there? Or even multiple IP addresses?

    Here in Canada, businesses are commonly provided with 64 IP address blocks by Bell and Telus, even if they really need one.

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    "Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you." -Nim Chimpsky
    1. Re:hmmm where did .PK go? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're wrong. The first ISP in Pakistan was Digicom -- which started well before Paknet, and was charging Rs. 100 per hour. They didn't have any of the stupid telnet-based nonsense. Paknet became popular when it started because it was the cheapest.

      The "other option" you mention was to use SLIRP, which would allow you to use IE / Netscape.

      And don't blame Paknet for having bad security. None of the ISPs were using shadow password files at that time. So getting /etc/passwd was enough to do whatever you want.

      And yes, of course Paknet had less than 65535 users. There probably weren't even that many modems sold in the country at that time...

    2. Re:hmmm where did .PK go? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And on the point of 65535, that's not the limit of NAT. Unless each of the 65535 users is making a session to the same "real" destination IP.

  106. Osama wanted to stop all the news media by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    from covering his press conference.

    That's why the Internet connections are down. He was way too many fans now. He needs his rest.

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  107. File Sharing by johndierks · · Score: 1

    They figured it would be much easier to slip under the RIAA's radar if they cut their pipe on the outside and allowed for internal file sharing. In other news, the RIAA has opened its first Karachi branch.

  108. Dude... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know some superheroes' names are somewhat obscure, like Shazam or Mr. Fantastic. But did we really need a Wikipedia link for Aquaman?

  109. some hosted offshore? by Fishstick · · Score: 1

    this

    http://www.islamabad.net/offsites.htm

    shows urls for "Pakistani Official Websites"

    I clicked on a couple and was surprised a couple were still accessible. Particularly, the Ministry of Finace page.

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    There is much cruelty in the universe, John.
    Yeah, we seem to have the tour map.

  110. Capturing Packets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    afterall, why not capture packets at the ISP

    They don't even need to capture at the ISP, since they've got sniffers at all the MAEs and every other big peering interchange POP already.

  111. Deep Sea Cables by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    by Rudyard Kipling

    THE WRECKS dissolve above us; their dust drops down from afar--

    Down to the dark, to the utter dark, where the blind white sea-snakes are.

    There is no sound, no echo of sound, in the deserts of the deep,

    Or the great gray level plains of ooze where the shell-burred cables creep.

    Here in the womb of the world--here on the tie-ribs of earth

    Words, and the words of men, flicker and flutter and beat--

    Warning, sorrow and gain, salutation and mirth--

    For a Power troubles the Still that has neither voice nor feet.

    They have wakened the timeless Things; they have killed their father Time;

    Joining hands in the gloom, a league from the last of the sun.

    Hush! Men talk to-day o'er the waste of the ultimate slime,

    And a new Word runs between: whispering, "Let us be one!"

    --Paracelsus

  112. why pakistan? couldn't this have been Nigeria? by cashman73 · · Score: 3, Funny
    Just imagine if the internet cables leading to Nigeria had been cut. The rest of the world would probably not be quite so eager to restore them,... we'd get a bit of peace and quite from all those damned 401 emails! :-)

    If Nigeria requested our assistance in restoring the cables, send back a reply charging them $200,000,000,000, in cold hard cash, packed into several suitcases. :-)

  113. Undersea crab robots? by infonography · · Score: 1

    The North Koreans are using them to battle the Lobstermen of the Fabled lost city of Atlanta. Sometimes they have scirmishes with Japanese Squidbots. Likely somebody just tripped on the cable. I do it all the time in my apt.

    If I am gonna break my tin foil hat out of it's hermeticly sealed container I am gonna use if for something serious.

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    Sorry about the writing. Robot fingers, you know? Cliff Steele in DOOM PATROL #23
  114. Spam? by Cigamit · · Score: 1

    I haven't noticed a drop in Spam, so most of it must not originate from there. How about we shutdown the rest of the countries one at a time, to try to pin point the problem?

  115. Uh huh by sharp-bang · · Score: 2, Insightful

    With keywords like "a" and "the", this list would return close to 100% of all data communications. Obviously BS.

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  116. Ya, not missed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One down and one to go.
    Now all I have to do is finish the network cut
    to India.

  117. TAE Cable system from Iran to Islamabad, Kabul by billstewart · · Score: 1
    There's been a proposal to extend the TAE Trans-Asia-Europe Silk Road cable system from Tehran across northern Pakistan to Islamabad, and from there over to Kabul. The newest documents I could find in Google were from about 2002, and while much of central Asia appears to be connected, I couldn't tell if the Pakistan parts had been completed or not. Also, it's up north, while Karachi is down south and gets the SMW-3 (aka SEA-ME-WE-III) cable, which is the one that's down.

    Of course, when you've got telecom monopolies, that seriously degrades your ability to get competitive diverse services, which degrades your ability to create a market that encourages more people to build connectivity. India has theoretically liberalized, but VSNL still seems to have a strong hold on most of the major cable landings, which has been a problem, since there's lots of fiber passing nearby on FLAG, SMW3, etc, and lots of terrestrial fiber to connect it to, if you could just get the stuff up the beach onto dry land without some bureaucrat trying to prevent competition. (Too many US politicians whine about outsourcing - they should only imagine what would have happened if India's telecoms had been liberalized five years earlier and caught more of the 1990s boom.)

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    Bill Stewart
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  118. secondary wireless link by a11 · · Score: 1

    maybe they should have a country-wide set of satellite links? not quite enough to provide the same qos, but at least some kind of a route to take.

  119. The *mountains* are the tough neighbors by billstewart · · Score: 1
    There's been a global cooperative telecom project called TAE for a number of years, which has built fiber networks across much of central Asia, including connecting up to Tehran and other parts of Iran and the whole mess of troubled countries around the Caspian Sea and geographically difficult areas like northwest China. There have been proposals to extend it across northern Pakistan and then to Kabul, but I couldn't find anything newer than 2002 so I don't know if it's being built yet.

    But basically if they can run an oil pipeline along many of these regions, they can drag a fiber optic cable along with it; dealing with local telecom bureaucrats is often tougher than installing the cable system across the mountains.

    There's some work going on connecting northern Pakistan with nearby parts of India, which is politically significant, just as restarting the bus line was.

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    Bill Stewart
    New Fast-Compression-only CPR http://preview.tinyurl.com/dy575ks
  120. Crashed?? by xander2032 · · Score: 1

    Um... The Internet crashed?? LOL

    These people at CNN really need to get one of those education things! The Internet did NOT "crash". There's just been a disruption in service due to the loss of an undersea cable. That's not a crash, it's a bloody disruption!

    The headline should be: Internet access disrupted in Pakistan

  121. Submarine cable landings are pretty diverse by billstewart · · Score: 3, Interesting
    While many of the transatlantic cable systems are near each other, and some of them do share cable heads landing sites, there's also a lot of diversity, put in there specifically to prevent single events from taking out redundant systems all at once, and they're designed in self-repairing rings and meshes for most networks. The Pacific and Caribbean cable systems are pretty much the same way - it takes a lot of time and money to get diversity, and it's done because otherwise you can lose all your connectivity too easily. In India, there are at least three major cable landing locations, and systems like SMW-3 and FLAG use at least two of them, with land and water connections between the landings, to avoid getting disconnected. But Pakistan only has one spur off of SMW-3, and there are other small countries with similar problems along the Persian Gulf.

    That doesn't mean you can't have multiple failures that take out redundant systems - about a year ago, there were multiple cable cuts on different sides of Singapore that killed parts of some of the cable systems, so carriers who only used one cable consortium were in trouble for a couple of weeks. Similarly, there was an earthquake in the Mediterranean a couple of years ago that took out parts of half a dozen cable systems, and it took a long time to get them all fixed.

    Land-based internet peering points in the US do have the possibility of things going wrong - but that's why any respectably large ISP has physically diverse connections into their important buildings, and access rings using those connections that can restore around failures, and big ISPs peer with each other at multiple locations. There are occasionally geographically entertaining problems, like that railroad tunnel near Baltimore that caught fire a few years back, taking out the circuits from several major ISPs - railroad right-of-way is a very popular way to route long-haul fiber, and often carries multiple long-haul providers as well as local telcos. Fortunately, my employer's network didn't use that tunnel, but we had sufficient diversity in that area that cutting one of our cables would have minimal impact (we design everything with that objective, but there are places like crossing the Rockies where you sometimes have to go a long ways to get an alternate route.

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    Bill Stewart
    New Fast-Compression-only CPR http://preview.tinyurl.com/dy575ks
    1. Re:Submarine cable landings are pretty diverse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does anybody have any links to sites which detail and *map* major cables around the world?

  122. I work at Electric Boat in Groton... by Gadgetfreak · · Score: 1

    I'm quite sure the capable boats aren't going anywhere anytime soon.

    At least not before I'm done with it.

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    "No fair, you changed the outcome by measuring it!" - Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth
  123. Duncan Campbell, Expert, Disagrees With You! by mr_luc · · Score: 4, Informative

    http://technetcast.ddj.com/tnc_play_stream.html?st ream_id=423

    "ECHELON and the Insecurity Industry"

    You can grab it with StreamRipper (as the download link appears to be broken, even via ftp), and listen to your heart's content. I'll spare you the details, but at one point he mentions how the USS Jimmy Carter has been overhauled -- at MASSIVE expense -- to have a bigger "ocean interface", which means (as it has in the past) that, in addition to the incredibly rare rescue scenarios, they still believe that tapping undersea cables is a viable technique.

    Since almost everything important is running on fiber nowadays, and the old cables are going the way of the dodo, the obvious conclusion of security industry observers (and of Sy Hersh, recently and notably) is that the big players in the sigint/commint community can tap undersea fiber.

    This is not make-believe! It's not bull, or exaggeration. It's widely known and accepted within the intelligence community (including the community of intel watchdogs).

    Generally, the US *does* tap endpoints (and the countries that it shares intel with, like Britain and Australia and New Zealand, all help), and there are really only a couple of cables of interest in the Mediterranean, but in Asia and the Middle East, there are a lot of places that the US does not have end-point access to via the ISPs.

    Contrary to popular belief, it is far less risky for the US to tap an undersea cable than to do so covertly on land in a country like Pakistan (or to secure THAT level of intel cooperation with their government; they're cooperative in some ways, but not THAT cooperative).

  124. Pakistan Goes Down by trelanexiph · · Score: 1

    did anyone parse this as the title to one of those cheesy ethnic porn flic's or was that just me?

  125. NSA Screws Up Another Cable Tap? by raphae · · Score: 1

    This sounds exactly like another screwup by the NSA to do a tap of a major trunk line. In case you don't know about this, read here for more information about this crap.
    (http://news.zdnet.com/2100-9595_22-529826.html?le gacy=zdnn)

    And it was not too long ago that connections to France went down, supposedly from a "problem" with an undersea cable too.

    1. Re:NSA Screws Up Another Cable Tap? by rbarreira · · Score: 1

      Geez, I never thought that they had the money or the nerve to do this (I'm so naive...). Not that it amazes me too much, but you see what I mean.

      I wouldn't be happy to know that my taxpayer money was being spent on this, if my country did this kind of shit.

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      The AACS key is NOT 0xF606EEFD628B1CA427BEA93A9CA9773F
  126. interesting effect by mike3k · · Score: 1

    That probably explains why I got a bit less spam than usual today.

  127. Bullshit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I call bullshit! I am in Pakistan this ver--NO CARRIER

  128. Submariners... by kaladorn · · Score: 1

    Actually, submarines are properly refered to as "boats" -- at least they are by submariners, who are an entirely different breed than surface sailors.

    Yes, they are that. Submariners are insane. (*VBG!*)

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    -- Mal: "Well they tell you: never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious."
  129. Too much alike? :) by kaladorn · · Score: 1

    Not really, unless they've recently returned from a couple of years in London and it rubbed off on them. Kiwi's are more likely to use "eh" at the end of sentences, like Canadians.

    Next thing you know, you'll be telling me Kiwis have taken a fancy to Tim Horton's Donuts, Maple Syrup, Beaver Tails (the pastry delicacy, for those who think I'm talking about an actual appendage from an actual beaver which I'm not), and Ice Hockey....

    I mean, then you'd be like Canada (vast and interesting geography, fun-loving and relatively peaceful folk, brew some good beer, neighbours that sometimes make you wince but whom you depend on for defence, etc.) except with a nicer climate.

    Careful, you might find your immigration figures from what would then be called "Northern Canada" go waaaay up.... (*grin*)

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    -- Mal: "Well they tell you: never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious."
  130. Re:What can't you do without the internet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Download porn.

  131. And the good news is... by sweetnjguy29 · · Score: 1

    I was wondering why I hadn't been hit on my any pakistani perverts today while in chat rooms....

  132. Submariners are *NOT* insane. by KMSelf · · Score: 1

    They're in boats.

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    What part of "gestalt" don't you understand?

  133. What ever it takes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    to make them hand over Bin Laden and allow the CIA to properly interrogate AQ Khan for selling nukes to North Korea, Iran and Libya. Instead of pardoning Khan with a slap on the wrist (naughty boy!) and allowing Osama to gallivant around Western Pakistan with immunity.

  134. Stirred, not shaken... by Shome · · Score: 1
    and James Bond doesn't really order shaken martinis.

    Stirred, not shaken...

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    ~Once you have your choices narrowed down, the rest will fall into place.
  135. Link goes down every 3 months? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    KARACHI : Internet link remains suspended for 4 hours

    March, 26 2005 Saturday

    KARACHI, March 25: Internet connections and other telecommunications channels of the country remained down for about four hours when a key cable of the Pakistan Telecommunication Company got damaged on Friday afternoon.

    A PTCL spokesman said a telecommunications cable (SEAMEWE III) got damaged in Gulbai at 4.33pm. He claimed that the phone utility had repaired the cable by 7.26pm, adding in the meantime all telecommunications channels, including the Internet, had been switched to the satellite channel.

    However, the president of the Internet Service Providers' Association, V.A. Abidi, said the telecommunications channels had broken down before 4.33pm. "Internet service providers received a message from the PTCL about the suspension of the service at 4.30pm. Similarly, the service was partially restored at around 8.10pm," he said.

    Mr Abidi recalled that the SEAMEWE III (South-East Asia, Middle East, Western Europe III) cable had also broken down in April 2003.

    "Besides, it is wrong to say that the satellite channel is a substitute for SEAMEWE III. The PTCL employs over 300 megabits when it uses SEAMEWE III and it has only 34 megabits when it uses the satellite channel. And under the rules telephone traffic takes precedence over Internet traffic. So, how can the PTCL say that it uses the satellite channel as an alternative to SEAMEWE III?" he wondered.

    Mr Abidi said the PTCL earned quite a lot from those who used the SEAMEWE III cable for telecommunications services.

    He suggested that the PTCL should employ a portion of the revenue thus earned for the installation of a substitute channel without further delay.

    He underlined the need for putting in place an alternative telecommunications cable.

    The suspension of the telecommunications service inconvenienced a large number of people in the country who were unable to get online and make international calls.

    It also panicked online traders who were unable to connect to the website of the Karachi Stock Exchange whose index has fallen considerably over the past few days.

  136. Terrorist win by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Terrorist win

  137. Neal Stephenson on undersea cables by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In 1996, Stephenson wrote a (long) article for Wired about FLAG. Most of his observations are also valid for the cable discussed here.

  138. damn it too slow by kokoko1 · · Score: 0

    Its me from Pakistan, I must "acknowledge" that Internet speed atm really sucks :(

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  139. Strange coincidences by Zoxed · · Score: 1

    What I noticed was the timing of 2 stories as they broke. I have now gone back to see what time they appeared on the BBC news website:

    1) GMT 14:20 Pakistan rape acquittals rejected

    2) GMT 14:34 Pakistan internet woes hit firms

    Guess it was another of those strange coincidences !!

  140. Re:Submariners are *NOT* insane. by kaladorn · · Score: 1

    Unless, of course, they are Canadian. Then they're in obsolete, leaky, British cast-off boats. And perhaps, in big trouble....

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    -- Mal: "Well they tell you: never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious."