Firefly Movie Using Viral Marketing?
CABridges writes "According to the official movie site, some interesting "security excerpts" have begun popping up online, first at iFilm. The videos (two, so far) appear to depict River Tam during various stages of her incarceration and mental capacity.
More to come?" Also, in vaguely related and somewhat humorous news XJHardware writes "For those of you who really need an obsessive/compulsive hobby here's a good example. Seems this fellow Chris Doyle built a model of Serenity from the upcoming movie and too-quickly canceled series Firefly."
Can someone explain why this is called 'viral' marketing? Seems more like the hype machine at work more than anything else. That thing with the BBC and wikipedia made me wonder the same thing.
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Nobody will fall for such obvious viral marketing techniques by spreading the news on their site. I'll be surprised if I ever even hear of this.
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Posted on Slashdot? We hit the jackpot, baby! Virual Marketing Gold!
Just watch the hit counter in the next hour or so.
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http://www.apple.com/trailers/universal/serenity/
Go buy / rent this:
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Seems this fellow Chris Doyle built a model of Serenity from the upcoming movie
There's a key word missing from this sentence that might put it into a clearer perspective, and that word is Lego. That said, the Lego Wash is adorable.
If these are some shorts that are excluisve of the movie content, I think it's a good idea. Fanboys can get their "fix" and not spoil anything.
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Fox was going for a different target market than what the show was bringing in. Cosidering it did get decent viewership in spite of the fact they aired the series completely out of order should a one indicator of the suckiness. Another is the fat that it is still one of the top box sets at Amazon two years on with very little marketing.
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I have to say though that the DVD series was my best purchase of the last year. I was skeptical when I bought it because some of the Amazon commenters were saying that the only reason it was getting five stars was because of people rating it over and over. However, having watched it I think it really lives up to the hype and then some. I'm just sad they aren't making any more, it was the only drama I've ever actually liked.
Sorry you think that, but I have to disagree. I bought the DVD set a few months ago on a whim and loved it. I then lent it to a friend who wasn't particularly enthusiastic and received a text message from him that very night saying "Firefly kicks ass, shame there's so little of it left to watch". That's a perfect 2 out of 2, and last week I lent it to my 53 year old father, let's see if he likes it too. Just because not many people watched a show doesn't mean it sucked. You obviously weren't one of the people trying to get tickets for a Serenity screening this year, I tried to get one for the Edinburgh International Film Festival next Sunday and the ticket lines were engaged and the booking computer went down under the load. If Serenity is a good movie it will be a hit, because the fans won't let it be hidden amongst the competition.
Am I the only one who doesn't have a single clue about what the summary is talking about?! Guess I have to go RTFA...
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Nonetheless, I have to say that despite the tendancy for geeks to latch on to a crappy cancelled show, Firefly was a great series. Rent/Buy/Steal the DVD and check it out for yourself.
Its quite good actually. A lot better than most other scfi crap (which to be fair, most of the scifi shows are just that - crap).
I skipped the 'viral marketing' portion for fear of spoilers.
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The lego version of Serenity is terrific though and very detailed, it's a shame he couldn't build it to scale such that they could fit in there.
Wish I could get blueprints for it... I guess I would always wing it
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I'm actually going to see it tonight at the Birmingham (UK)preview screening, which sold out within a day. Every review & preview of Serenity that I've read has been excellent, with many tipping it to be one of, if not the best film of the year.
For a film that's hardly had a huge marketing campaign, it's generated an awful lot of hype in the movie-going community.
http://www.reasonablyclever.com.nyud.net:8090/lego /firefly/index.htm
.. is that some people get paid to think of such things (marketing plans, etc)... I mean, ok, "Viral Marketing"... What's next? Ad-Worms? No, wait, we already got these... :/
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I co-host the Firefly/Serenity podcast The Signal. We have already interviewed Adam Baldwin (Jayne), Gina Torres (Zoe) and Ron Glass (Book) and they are all really behind the movie & the Firefly franchise. To quote Adam "Joss called me up the other day and said 'you should see the movie now (with all the effects & final music in place), it is so cherry!'". They really show an enthusiasm & devotion beyond what one would expect if it were just another acting job to them. There are a lot others grass roots efforts like ours out there promoting Serenity from the bottom up. Its very exciting to see the groundswell of anticipation build with with the advance screenings & now other new clever marketing tools that Universal is using.
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Good idea, Other Reply Guy. Here's a Coral link to the Lego Serenity crew. Please use it instead. If the guy does get Slashdotted, this link should still (in theory) work, too.
That's for sure. I saw the trailer for Serenity when we went to go see 'The 40 Year Old Virgin". Hmmm.
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A guy was poking around in a aircraft graveyard in the American Southwest, and found the flying ambulance from the Firefly episode "Ariel"
He then put the photos up on his journal here.
This isn't viral marketing, it's scavenger hunt marketing!
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Time for me to loose some karma!
I watched the trailer (I haven't seen any of the episodes) and this looks like everything I thought silly and degrading to the story in the Matrix movies, everything I hate about Star Wars and Star Trek (wow watch that karma burn). It looked mindlessly stupid filled with corny one-liners, "sexy" bitches and studs that "kick ass". I mean how much more Hollywood can you get?
Now all those things considered it might not be a terrible movie, it might be a fun watch and I don't hate Hollywood, but from all the (Slashdot) hype I was hoping for something at least slightly cerebral (which is stupid of me since this is Slashdot after all).
That's the bottom line: I thought it would be in some regard something else than a sci-fi-themed slugfest. Anyone at all please feel free to correct me if I'm totally wrong.
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well thanks for the info about them being out of order. i never knew that. ya gotta wonder why networks get mad when shows "flop" when they air things out of order, switch days and times at random, show 4 episodes and drop it, etc. thank gawd for cable tv, direct to dvd, peer networks, etc.
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Here's the link to the clip in question at ifilm (in all it's ad-laden glory) since the site mentioned in the summary seems to be /.'d already.
http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2677821
You'd think Universal could afford some decent servers to host this on.
I picked up the Firefly series on DVD last week after reading various good things about it and seeing the Serenity trailers. I am working my way through it and am loving it. My expectations were very high and I'm usually very critical and switch off mediocre quality shows very quickly, especially sci-fi. So much to my surprise Firefly actually lives up to the hype. Shame they cancelled it. I'd recommend any sci-fi fans out there to give it a chance.
You know, I watched some episodes on the air when it first came out, and really didn't enjoy it much. Space western? I was expecting something more along the lines of Cowboy Bebop, and that it wasn't. So I didn't mourn its passing.
But recently, on a whim, I decided to nab the DVD set. It's interesting because now after watching all the episodes out, in the proper order they were meant to be, I actually really enjoy the show immensely. The characters are all well done, the acting's great, the writing is subtle and excellent, it's just generally a very well thought out series on the same level as shows like Battlestar Galactica.
So for those who might be wondering what all the hype's about, go check out the DVD set. It's not that expensive, but might be a bit tricky to find. You won't be disappointed, and it will get you set for Serenity, which looks amazing.
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It was kinda weird seeing [SPOILER DELETED]'s moving mug looking out from a stone slab after seeing the character's [SPOILER DELETED] death at the hands of [SPOILER DELETED].
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Firefly + Serenity + LEGO = glee.
Dude, you made my day, and right before a 2 hour long meeting I'm not looking forward to.
Can't wait to see an attempt at a scale model to fit the crew (nicely done as well, I might add).
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Just wanted to add my opinion. I saw part of a couple of episodes on TV and was like, "Eh, another sci fi show. Could be cool." Then along came Netflix and I started watching the shows in order. THEN I got it. Now I own the DVD series and I just have to say that unless you see the show in order you miss all of the macro-plots, which are essential to really appreciating the show. If you haven't watched them yet... go watch them. In order. You'll be hooked after the pilot, and the series builds from there.
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I don't know about that. This may just be in the Boson area, but most the people I saw at the preview screening are part of the Poly Boston crowd. I have a suspicion that the only virgins in the audience were under the age of 18.
Hell, most the Buffy / Angel fans I know who are actual virgins are fan girls, saving themselves for a romantic ideal that only ever existed on TV and in legends of King Arthur's court. Firefly seems to have attracted a far more sexually active crowd.
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Do I need to watch the Firefly episodes before I go see Serenity?
Real viruses spread under their own steam, by moving between vulnerable people. Viral marketing spreads awareness of a product by "seeding" carefully chosen forums/blogs with the info, and letting readers spread the hype. Although some readers are quite able to exercise free will and keep quiet (analogous to people with high resistance to a virus), sufficiently many do not and act as vectors for the info. The viral analogy isn't perfect, but then the analogy between "memes" and "genes" is about as good...
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But I'm interested in the obsession with Firefly, but don't feel like plunking down money for the DVD's unless I know I'm buying something good (and my patience for torrents are roughly three hours).
So here's my question, are there Firefly fans out there who didn't watch Buffy or Angel, etc.? Because I really really didn't like those shows and if such an intersection of Buffy non-fans and Firefly fans exists, I'd like to hear from their opinions on Firefly.
If you could wait until I get a response or two before modding me offtopic, I'd appreciate it.
I'm stayin' away from you! You've got...the virus!!!
Firefly has been one of the best television series I have had the pleasure of viewing, and with the movie finally due out, I am just trying to avoid spoilers and the like.
Heck, when I saw the preview at 40 yr old virgin I almost left thinking that was what I was there for! (To tell the truth it was)
(With apologies to NTK).
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I'm fairly sure that's Joss himself in the foreground in both of those videos.. Pretty admirable job of choking and collapsing in the second clip too, it was actually kinda scary.
OK. So I saw one episode of Firefly when it was out a few years ago and hated it. Didn't bother with it again. Then it was canceled. But so many friends have recommended the show that when SciFi began rebroadcasting I PVR'd the episodes in order and began watching. Decided I liked it. So I went to Amazon and checked out the DVD. It's in the Amazon top 10 fer Christ Sakes! Bought it. Delivery was slow because they're back ordered! I think Fox really screwed up here... they threw away a goldmine. --M
Go here and buy the DVDs. You won't regret it.
I'm in the midst of watching the series on DVD right now (two episodes left).
As a huge Whedon fan, I awaited the show's debut with baited breath and was sorely disappointed. I gave up after two episodes and Joss' stock immediately plummeted with me. My boss lent the set last week and after sitting through a few mediocre episodes I really started to enjoy it. The characters take several episodes to take hold but once they do, they are far more complex than those in an average drama/scifi.
If you could be anything you want, I'll bet you'd be disappointed.
If there's a truer thing said on Slashdot, it would not be so important as this though it has been said before in different ways.
If Linus wanted to sell paper cups with the Linux name on them, there'd be a stampede to get the news posted. If a new geek cult game releases, there's a post. Slashdot readers submit posts knowing the editors cannot resist publishing them because everyone knows the other readers will comment on them by the hundreds. Much of the news is stuff that DOESN'T matter. WE ARE the viral marketing and we do it DESPITE our own cynicsm. Oy.
Maybe we should get it over with and charge people to talk about their product and get it exposed to the tech brigades instead of giving them free advertising here. I won't even say the name of this movie franchise I'm so sick of hearing about it never mind sick of the incessant ways it gets squirreled into being mentioned.
Next big Slashdot running gag: inserting catch words and product names that are already known to be over-hyped.
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This will be one of the only movies in years that I plan on seeing opening weekend. What makes it even better is that my girlfriend is also patiently waiting. She is not a scifi fan at all. I talked her into watching FireFly with me. She loved it. So much so that she would get home from work and one of the first things she'd ask is "Are we watching disc 3 of FireFly tonight?".
Since then I've loaned the discs to her Dad and her Brother who have both loved the series as well. I've probably helped sell at least 8 movie tickets to people who didn't even know about FireFly or the upcoming movie.
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Here's the deal: somebody released a short film onto the P2P networks. It begins with the overtext "R. Tam/Session 416/Second Excerpt" and consists mostly of a man viewed from the back choking to death. After he croaks, River appears, looks directly into the camera, and says "I can see you," (as if to an experimenter behind a one-way mirror). It's in black and white, and the implication is that it's archival footage of one of River's training sessions, wherever she was.
"Viral Marketing" in this case means that it's not explicitly an ad for the movie. It's just released into the wild with the hopes that a lot of people will show it to each other going "What is this? Is it a clip from the movie, or what?"
The gist of "viral marketing" is to use nontraditional advertising (and it's really advertising rather than marketing), usually with something intriguing so that people will talk about the advertisement to each other. You don't spend money getting TV time for your ad or print a lot of materials; you let the people do it. Word of mouth has always been the best advertising, and the best way to get word-of-mouth is to catch people's imaginations. Like this video, which would be mysterious if it weren't obvious to everybody who's already in your target market.
When it works it's actually kind of interesting, but it tends to excite ignorant advertising executives who figure it's the Next Big Thing and promptly turn it into a formula. It works best when the thing you're advertising is interesting in and of itself.
So Serenity would seem to be a good target, but it's not. It only works when people don't immediately see through it. The film has nine kinds of positive buzz among the fans, and the only thing you're going to get is fanboys showing it to each other (like here on Slashdot). But for marketing all buzz is good buzz. The intent is that the clip is kind of mysterious, but there's no mystery, really, since the fanboys all know who R. Tam is already.
Is it a clip from the film? No, it doesn't appear to be. It appears to have been constructed for precisely this purpose: getting buzz.
You want "viral marketing", make a fake bootleg of a clip (from one of the preview screenings) and release that. THAT will get people talking. This will disappear in two days.
Seriously...
I'd like buy you a Coke and chill with you a while.
I won't even say the name of this movie franchise I'm so sick of hearing about it never mind sick of the incessant ways it gets squirreled into being mentioned.
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...and I didn't name anything, since I know you hate that with an everlasting burning fury.
Not to mention loaning the DVDs to many people who had no idea what the hell I was babbling on about. Once they watched, they understood, approved, and started participating.
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The fellow subsequently went back and took many more, better photos--including himself (wearing a "Han Shot First" T-shirt) standing on the mockup or sitting in the cockpit. According to a subsequent LJ entry he has found out who the owner is, and gotten a price from the owner (which he says is reasonable considering, but doesn't want to reveal for fear of some private collector snatching it up). But he's not sure where to go from there.
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Dag, I stand corrected. Strange that you'd find a TV show prop in a real aircraft salvage yard. Pretty damn cool though.
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... same as "idea viruses"
Viral marketing uses the objects of the marketing effort (i.e., you & me as hosts) to propogate the message (virus). So viral marketers try to get people who have been infected by the marketing message: "See Serenity!" to tell others about it.
Which we're doing...
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I would suggest using a search engine. Perhaps google, that seems to be popular.
If you need help using a search engine, feel free to post for help. I'm sure someone will help.
I think you are giving viruses too much credit. I am not a biologist (IANOB) but I understand that viruses spread mostly by people or animals exchanging bodily fluids, sometimes by kissing, sex, etc., and sometimes through a second party (vector?) like a mosquito, or drinking contaminated water. When viruses grow legs and wings and become intelligent and actively seek out hosts/victims, we will be in a LOT of trouble.
Viruses don't spread disease, people do!
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The actress was a believable younger sister on the series, but she grew up way too fast. She's not old, but she's not the little girl she's trying to play.
Not that this wasn't entirely predictable.
Battlestar Galactica. Also features a crazy space b*tch (for my money, you can never have too much of that--see 5th Element). The drama has a cinematic quality (like Lost), and the aforementioned leading lady is a Victoria's Secret model who's all kinds of hot.
I enjoyed Firefly, and look forward to the movie, but the River story is its only real hook. Every episode's smuggling job is a stage for each character to dance across, flatly. Entertaining, yes; high art, no. The hype I've heard includes "best on television," and that's a bit of a stretch IMO.
Trivia tidbit: Serenity takes its name from a character in episode 2 of the old Kung Fu series--the original East meets West story.
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I KNOW I'm just setting myself up for an ulcer:
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When this your idea of a workshop, how do you keep the chicks off of you long enough to work on your lego models??
Of course, I only say that because I'm jealous...
The first couple of Episodes (not including the Pilot) were a little sketchy. This isn't the fault of the Producer or Director, but the Studio... They were constantly giving them notes to "make the Captain more likable" and whatnot... They wrote a new Pilot "The Train Job" over a weekend, once Fox decided that they didn't want a two hour pilot. I think EVERY Sci-Fi show has a two hour pilot, but hey, thats Fox, and they were spending about $2 million an episode...
Like people have been saying, the show works much better on DVD... I wasn't a big fan until I saw it that way. I thought it was OK, but the stories and characters are growing and evolving too fast for it to be pre-empted, moved, rescheduled, etc...
Ultimately the show got cancelled because of bad demographics, not bad ratings... Almost all intelligent TV Shows get cancelled for this reason... Advertisers want a much dumber audience...
OK, I love it, but I'm a 31 year old Male... Sci-Fi is right in my wheelhouse...
My Dad was visiting from Wyoming. He's 61. We watched the whole series in 3 nights... And he didn't fall asleep once (he's 61)...
I showed him the Pilot, and he said, is there more? Sure, kept asking, "One more?" he was like "Hell Yeah".
Its Funny, dramatic, scary, funny, and cool...
(the viral marketing) after all, they had to put it on /. so we could hear about it :-)
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personally, if the "marketing" is done correctly, the customer is actually interested in the product and is not annoyed at recieving notices. Viral or otherwise. But, if overdone, THEN it can get annoying. The web is good this way in that like-minded people can gather virtually and discuss like-minded concepts. Unlike say AM/FM radio where there's such a mixed audience that we are stuck listening to ads for whatever Clearchannel can get paid to put on the air.
As far as the "viral" part goes, that will only work if, as you mentioned, "carefully chosen forums/blogs"( ie the products customer base ) are found. And IMO, that is not a bad thing. They won't get much "spread" or traction if they seed the Firefly info to...a genital herpes forum for instance. And it would be a waste of time to even think that those forum/blog members would be remotely interested.
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Yeah, I'm flamebait, not the guy who bitches about what's on the front page. Fucking dipshit.
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While I think it's unfair you were modded a troll just for expressing your opinion, I do disagree with you on just about every point.
First of all, Firefly was originally produced by Fox, regardless of what the SciFi channel calls it now. <rant>Don't help them get away with this kind of bullshit. SG-1 was originally produced by Showtime, you can't call it a "SciFi original" regardless of who's producing it now.</rant>
Secondly, I'll tell you exactly why people like Firefly: It's hilarious and the characters are awesome. And that's good enough for a lot of people (me included). No one's claiming the drama is Shakespeare or the acting is oscar-worthy, but I do think that the cast is well chosen for the quirks of their characters. I'm not going to try to convince you it's funny, or that you should like the characters, because you've obvoiusly seen it and disagree. Fine, I'm just pointing out that a lot of the things people see as Firefly's strengths are independant of the things you criticized.
Thirdly, if you want to kick artificial gravity out of sci-fi, you pretty much have to kick faster-than-light travel out of it too. If our current understanding of General Relativity is accurate, any technology for one could almost certainly be adapted to apply to the other.
Viral marketing and viral advertising refer to marketing techniques that seek to exploit pre-existing social networks to produce exponential increases in brand awareness, through viral processes similar to the spread of an epidemic. It is word-of-mouth delivered and enhanced online; it harnesses the network effect of the Internet and can be very useful in reaching a large number of people rapidly.
Of course, Wikipedia is a viral reference.
And, BTW, real viruses can't spread themselves, as they have no legs, wings, flagellae, or other motive organs.
The yard this was found is about an hour drive from me, and I'm tempted to go pay homage to a honest to god Firefly prop.
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It's a pity that this is going to be buried all the way down the comments, but since I'm actively trying to go into Serenity knowing *nothing* about the movie ..., it would be nice if Slashdot didn't post God Damn SPOILERS in the front page story.
Haven't the learn from the Lone Gunman incident ?
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Strange that you'd find a TV show prop in a real aircraft salvage yard.
Not really. I saw one of the mocked up rotorcraft from "The Sixth Day" sitting in a hangar at the aviation museum in Santa Monica a few years back (9/11 insurance rates forced the museum to move a year or so later, BTW.) They were done with it. They didn't want to pay the storage fees. They threw it away.
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wtf?
how can this be added so quickly about the firefly marketing wtf?
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dude, you got a point here.
If it's viral, then from now on let's call it the word-of-mouth disease. We had something similar in the EU in 2001 and it left awful memories of burning carcasses. That should teach the marketing gnomes!
( unfortunately, this means starting a new meme, which itself would be a viral... , oy, recurrency. )
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the next 20 people didn't notice that you were convinced enough. Just goes to show the sheer enthusiasm Firefly is attracting.
I too, took the BitTorrent route after the Serenity trailer hit Slashdot. After watching the series, I went out and bought the DVD set anyways. I've showed it to relative and friends, and so far everyone who has seen it is happy that I've shown it to them (some haven't watched it yet).
I don't watch much TV, but Firefly seems to have a little bit of everything. What I liked most is that it could make me laugh and I enjoyed the characters.. Not some of them, but *all* of them. Each one has their own personality and backstory. It's done so well that I can't tell you which is my favorite character.
Aaanyways. I'm just babbling here...
Ooh, and some of the antagonists are really well done too! You'll know who I'm talking about when you see it.
Do not download it *yet*. Finish your work first. This is your final warning. ;)
I'm not really clear on what the resistance is to this. The moviemakers are publishing original content to the web that does not appear in the movie. This content enhances and expands upon a popular science fiction universe. Even if the viewer had no intention of seeing the movie, these scenes expand on the Firefly series in a way that anyone who has watched the show can appreciate.
This is less like Linus selling paper cups, and more like Linus releasing a mini-distro. It is geeky, it is interesting, and it is free. I, for one, am quite glad that this news made it to Slashdot.
Not only does DVD look better, but I simply can't watch a dramatic show on TV anymore with the commercials. How can you get into a story that's interrupted every 7 minutes?
I don't know that Fox *ever* stood a chance with that type of dynamic.
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River was incarcerated before the first episode aired - the first episode is her bloody escape.
And it's no secret she's got mental problems.
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TV Exec 1: That Firefly show is way too good to be on our network.
TV Exec 2: It just doesn't appeal to our target demographic, what are we going to do?
TV Exec 3: Easy, we'll just cancel it. I've got a new show lined up already.
TV Exec 2: What's the concept.
TV Exec 3: Get this: 'Who's the boss redux', with Michael Jackson as the father and that kid who sings 'I want candy' as the child.
TV Exec 1: Awsome. Could we get Paris Hilton in there somewhere too.
TV Exec 3: She could be the ex-streetwalker turned nun who mentors the boy.
TV Exec 2: Goddamn we're on fire! Cocaine and hookers for everyone!
Sorry for replying so late. You are correct, of course. I was a bit rash in saying "viruses spread under their own steam". I guess I had in mind the fact that they spread without requiring the host's consent.
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Why the fuck can't people just write normal introductions.
They are assuming a certain level of knowledge. Failing that, they are assuming a certain level of ability to fill in those gaps.
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