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XP On 8-MHz Pentium With 20 MB RAM

swehack writes "The guys over at winhistory.de managed to get their Windows XP Professional running on a very minimal box: an Intel Pentium clocked down to 8 MHz with 20 MB of RAM. (The installer won't work with less than 64 MB, but after installing you can remove memory.) The link has plenty of pictures of their progress in achieving this dubious milestone. They deserve a Golden Hourglass award for 'extreme waste of time.' What obscure hardware configurations have you managed to get Windows running on?"

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  1. Imagine..... by aneeshm · · Score: 4, Funny

    ....a Beowulf cluster of these!


    Sorry, couldn't resist.

    1. Re:Imagine..... by loconet · · Score: 3, Funny

      I for one welcome our new masochists overloards

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    2. Re:Imagine..... by kimvette · · Score: 3, Funny

      In Soviet Russia. . . uhh. . . they run XP on VIC-20?

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    3. Re:Imagine..... by TheWanderingHermit · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's hard enough to keep Windows stable on ONE computer. Why would anyone want a cluster of them? It's just more failure points to put up with.

    4. Re:Imagine..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not remotely funny or clever.

    5. Re:Imagine..... by Null+Perception · · Score: 3, Funny

      Imagine a Beowolf cluster of Beowulf cluster jokes.

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    6. Re:Imagine..... by Quantam · · Score: 1

      ....a Beowulf cluster of these!

      Urge to kill you... fighting with... urge to laugh...

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    7. Re:Imagine..... by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      Actually, these guys saw what I did with Windows and copied it!

    8. Re:Imagine..... by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      What was the very first "Soviet Russia" joke to appear on Slashdot? I've only been reading it for a few years...

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    9. Re:Imagine..... by Trogre · · Score: 1

      Ah, but will it run Linux?

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    10. Re:Imagine..... by hummassa · · Score: 5, Informative

      Wikipedia link
      AFAICT, in /. the first was "in California you can always find a party; in Soviet Russia, the Party can always find YOU!"

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    11. Re:Imagine..... by laa · · Score: 3, Funny

      The marvels of Internet...
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_Soviet_Russia

      What I don't get is, how come the entire planet seems to be packed with people who suffer from Acute Sparetime Overload Disorder?

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    12. Re:Imagine..... by nicolastheadept · · Score: 1

      Ooh, we've got a VIC-20, could try it if you like.

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    13. Re:Imagine..... by Stormwatch · · Score: 1

      In Soviet Russia... well, I know they had an MSX in the Mir space station.

    14. Re:Imagine..... by WarJolt · · Score: 1

      Yeah. Stripped down Linux doesn't take up that much RAM. Even today most embedded platforms have 64 MB of RAM or less. I've used ones with 16MB and that was more than enough. The resource hogs are the graphics systems. Linux systems can run on about 2MB. X windows takes about 5MB for all the graphics. Clock speed isn't so important. I'm sure Linux runs much better than windows.

    15. Re:Imagine..... by the_mushroom_king · · Score: 0

      Careful where you go with clusters of clusters. Your bound to disappear in a puff of logic if you keep it up.

    16. Re:Imagine..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      You forgot to include the broken English of TFA...'Ah, but will it can run Linnux?'

    17. Re:Imagine..... by eneville · · Score: 1

      Yeah. Stripped down Linux doesn't take up that much RAM. Even today most embedded platforms have 64 MB of RAM or less. I've used ones with 16MB and that was more than enough. The resource hogs are the graphics systems. Linux systems can run on about 2MB. X windows takes about 5MB for all the graphics. Clock speed isn't so important. I'm sure Linux runs much better than windows. in this situation the great thing is that the processes are normally c binaries so things are as efficient as possible. there are also an abundance of perl scripts, but i imagine that these will be rewritten as c if they're used frequently.
    18. Re:Imagine..... by Xichekolas · · Score: 5, Funny

      I dunno... Gentoo has been around for a long time... just welcoming them now?

      (I run Gentoo)

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    19. Re:Imagine..... by HardcoreWizard · · Score: 1

      In Soviet Russia, our new masochist overlords welcomes YOU!

    20. Re:Imagine..... by junglee_iitk · · Score: 2, Funny

      Imagine a Beowolf cluster of Beowulf cluster jokes.

      Hey! That's slashdot!
    21. Re:Imagine..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      funktioniert es mit linux? Da. Dis es good ya? Evenz Hasseholf usem de linux!

    22. Re:Imagine..... by lateralus_1024 · · Score: 1

      Don't let my IT department know.

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    23. Re:Imagine..... by orangesquid · · Score: 1

      This is fairly impressive (20M of RAM? can you actually /do/ anything?), but I have a 386 (that I still use!) which runs Slackware. 20MHz, no 387 coprocessor, 200M hard drive, and 3 megs of RAM. Yes, three. For a while I used it as a network server, with Samba, Apache, and multiple users logging in to bash v.1. I had a lightweight MUD on there, but decided to go with a (heavier) CircleMUD; I just had to turn off Apache so the machine wasn't swapping to disk so much. Afterward, it became a small hardware test server and pvm client... no real problems running gcc 2.7, although a kernel compile took about a day. I played with X11, but it was sort of slow and I didn't really know what I was doing with it enough to speed it up. I could open a couple xterms. Of course, I realize now that I should have used rxvt, and I could have set twm to use the screen's actual resolution instead of some huge virtual desktop space. (Scrolling around the virtual desktop wasn't that bad, though.) I eventually added a 400M disk so I could install some more stuff, and adding 4M more of RAM made the machine nice and speedy, since it cut down on some swapping; at that point, I could feasibly run autoconf scripts in only a few minutes. (they used to compile so many test scripts and run so many instances of bash that under 3M they would take 10-30 minutes to run, depending on their length). Oh, it was a libc5 installation, for reference. Running gcc with -pipe made it compile a good bit quicker on some source code (10 seconds for a few thousand lines?). I never bothered to try glibc, because it wasn't very stable then, and in order to link anything against it, you had to put some 80+ meg libc.so file in /usr/lib.

      I had a P60 with 16M of RAM that ran W95 well, and I could run fvwm2 with virtual desktops on it just fine. Compiles were nice and quick. I played with various kernel configs quite a few times. One of the things that I liked was UMSDOS with loadlin, letting me randomly throw slack or RH onto a W95 box without having to do re-partitioning crap.

      Of course, now with the monstrosity that is GNOME, you really need at least a 200MHz box for a modern linux GUI. KDE is snappier, though. Part of the slowness is all the calls and lookups to i18n just to display a string, although that really can't be helped if you want non-English support (some programs let you compile them without i18n, though :).

      The 386 is now a spare test box and runs a few servers, including NFS.

      For comparison, the 386 machine ran Windows 3.1 OK with mIRC and Netscape 3.0, but trying to run IE (was it version 4 then or something?) brought the machine to a halt. It took no less than 30 minutes for IE to start up and 5-10 minutes to load a lightweight HTML page with no graphics.. and clicking the scrollbar meant you should go brew some coffee while you waited.

      I saw some page somewhere that told you what you could disable in XP to make it run quicker, and that came in handy a little while back. My mom had a Duron 900MHz with 128M of RAM that ran WinME all right, although AOL7 crept along sometimes; when the motherboard died, we moved the hard drive into a Celeron 533 and installed XP (couldn't find any ME install media, and the duron didn't even come with OEM discs)... it was unusable with 64M of RAM, but I came up with another 64M stick and it could run either AOL *or* a few apps at once. I think we used Mozilla on there, and then Firefox 1.0... 1.5 was too slow, and 2.0 swapped to disk to the point of unusability.

      What gives with new versions of software having more layers of complexity with no real added benefit, and more and more features that can't be turned off? In well-designed software, there should always be a way to bring it down to a minimal/lightweight config; this isn't just for older machines, but for when you really don't need to devote all of your RAM to features you will never use.

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    24. Re:Imagine..... by RobertLTux · · Score: 0

      because this is a geek intrest website

      oh and for you legal geeks
      "objection, prosecution claims facts not in evidence"

      (Windows always stable build???)

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    25. Re:Imagine..... by Aptgetupdate · · Score: 1

      I dunno... Gentoo has been around for a long time... just welcoming them now?

      He would've posted his welcome message last year, but mozilla just finished compiling.

    26. Re:Imagine..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy overused puns Batman!!!

    27. Re:Imagine..... by RockDoctor · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In Soviet Russia. . . uhh. . . they run XP on VIC-20?


      Uh, no. Last time I was there and putting together a PC for my fiancee, it was XP on a AMD PC with something like a 2GHz chip in it. Cost about $500.

      What is it with Americans thinking that other countries can't advance at the same rate as they do? Or even, Ghod forsake, advance faster because other countries don't need to make the mistakes that America has made. (Actually, the "Ghod forsake" bit is probably part of America' problem - too many people waiting for the man in the nightie in the sky to come and solve their problems for them.) In western Siberia where my wife came from, they've gone (in the towns) from under 10% penetration of dial-up to about 10% penetration of broadband in the time that it takes the UK government to decide whether or not to issue a residence permit.
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    28. Re:Imagine..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Joke
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    29. Re:Imagine..... by Bungie · · Score: 1

      although a kernel compile took about a day

      *shudder* I too have done the 386 kernel compile. Now those horrible memories of lost days have come back to me.

      After that though, I would have to agree that the 386 doesn't run Linux too badly at all. I was running Apache, Samba, Bind and AppleTalk file sharing and it was able to handle them all really well.

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  2. My Hardware by abscissa · · Score: 5, Funny

    What obscure hardware configurations have you managed to get Windows running on?

    AMD Athlon 3000+ with 1 GB of RAM. A miracle... I know... and STILL I have to reinstall it every couple of months!!

    1. Re:My Hardware by tinkertim · · Score: 1

      What obscure hardware configurations have you managed to get Windows running on?

      AMD Athlon 3000+ with 1 GB of RAM. A miracle... I know... and STILL I have to reinstall it every couple of months!!


      Dammit *I* was going to make that joke. How dare you? , you .... insensitive sod!
    2. Re:My Hardware by unforkable · · Score: 1

      I was planing to install vista on my amstrad pc1512! I don't think it will run aero smoothly though.

    3. Re:My Hardware by Steinfiend · · Score: 1

      It's been a few years since I powered up my PC1512 (DD!), but I bet it still runs like a champion. I still remember installing Wordstar from ~30 5 1/4 inch floppies. Best word processor ever!

      I used to run, if I remember rightly, Gem (GEM?) as the GUI on my PC1512, anyone know if it was possible to get Windows 1.0 running on it?

    4. Re:My Hardware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's nothing, my friend managed to lure NetBSD into installing on a x86 Dell PC! Still, he had to offload multimedia serving to the toaster while his doorbell runs the firewall.

      He boasts his next project is running Plan 9 on a single computer without hiccups. He explained it needs multi-core so it doesnt' slow down out of feeling lonely.

    5. Re:My Hardware by karnal · · Score: 1

      On a serious note though, if you find you're reinstalling Windows XP as much as Win95 and Win98 required back in the day, then there's something wrong with what you're installing.

      Google for Microsoft Virtual PC - and throw an instance of XP into this. When you run something "questionable", sandbox it there; you can even do undo disks and such... Especially for shareware utilities that I may use only once, it's been awesome to run it under the VPC instance and not have it mess with my main machine.

      Oh yea, it's also not too awfully hard on a PC. I've run it on my thinkpad t42 on up to a core2duo E6600. You can even save state so you don't have to go through the bootup process.

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    6. Re:My Hardware by madprogrammer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I haven't reinstalled Windows XP in 4 years since I replaced a faulty hard drive in it. After changing the HD, it was an AMD 1700 with 256 MB RAM and a single 80 GB HD. Now its an AMD64 3700+ with 2 GB RAM and 2 80 GB HDs, and the only thing I had to do was run the installer over top of the existing install to get the motherboard upgrade to be recognized properly. I've had to reactivate it 3 times as well of course.

      I've changed RAM, sound cards, several video cards, monitors, power supplies, countless peripherals, etc. This machine is on 24 hours a day, I use it as a work machine (writing/compiling code,) photo editor, movie editor, 3D modeler, file server, media center (hooked up to the TV,) etc. I can usually run the machine without a reboot for weeks at a time, and then I only reboot because of a patch - and usually because of stupid-ass McAfee virus scan needing the machine to reboot, but I'm looking at my virus scan options right now. I never blue screen with this machine - at least not since I got rid of my NVidia video card 3 years ago.

      Oh, and its XP Home, not Pro.

      The key to not having to reinstall is to not be a pussy. You have to maintain your PC just like you would a Linux (or any other) machine. Remove old nasty drivers, keep drivers up to date. Clean up the registry. Make sure you run a firewall (or have a router at least). Run anti-virus software. Be careful about what you run/install.

      So please, you and everyone like you should stop whining about Windows needing to be re-installed all the time. It just shows you know little about computers or maintaining them. Maybe you should call your nerd cousin to help you out next time.

    7. Re:My Hardware by dankney · · Score: 1

      Sounds like too much work to me. I patch my open BSD systems a couple times a year and don't even reboot.

    8. Re:My Hardware by NSIM · · Score: 1

      AMD Athlon 3000+ with 1 GB of RAM. A miracle... I know... and STILL I have to reinstall it every couple of months!!

      You must be hopelessly inept at managing systems if you manage to trash an XP installation that quickly. My XP box went through beta, after which I did a clean install of the XP-RTM and never had another install until I retired the box to the Ubuntu home for aging hardware. Same went for two laptops and two more less frequently used desktops in that period, no reinstalls on any of them. What on earth are you doing?

    9. Re:My Hardware by the_womble · · Score: 1
      First you say:

      You have to maintain your PC just like you would a Linux (or any other) machine.

      But then you say:

      Remove old nasty drivers, keep drivers up to date. Clean up the registry. Make sure you run a firewall (or have a router at least). Run anti-virus software. Be careful about what you run/install.

      Let me break that down item by item, and compare it with what I do on aLinux PC.

      Remove old nasty drivers
      Never bother with that

      keep drivers up to date
      Done automatically

      Clean up the registry
      It does not have a registry

      Make sure you run a firewall (or have a router at least)
      OK I do that, but it is not essential as my distro (by default) has no services that accept requests other than from the local machine.

      Be careful about what you run/install.
      Sort of true. Most of what I install comes from a repositary, signed. Anything unsigned causes the package manager to warn me, and pop up a window asking for confirmation. If someone emailed me an executable, it would not be marked as one by the email client so it would not run unless I first saved it and changed the file properties. So for this one, in theory yes, in practice it is a non-issue.

      So what was that similarity between maintaining Windows and Linux PCs again?

    10. Re:My Hardware by fwarren · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Since this seems to be a story about the bare essentials. Once, back in 96 to impress a friend and and show him what this internet thing is about. I went over to his place with a bunch of floppies.

      I had a local dialup account. He had some old computer parts:

      1. Low end VGA monitor
      2. VGA card capable of 16 colors at 640x480
      3. 2 Megs of Ram
      4. 20 Meg Hard Drive
      5. 1200 baud modem
      6. 1.2m floppy dirve
      7. A 386-SX motherboard with a lowend 16hmz CPU

      On this sweet box, I was able to install a striped down DOS 6.22, a bare install of Windows 3.11, trumpet winsock (1.x series I belive), and the Opera Web Browser (3.x) series.

      I had to practically perform a seance to get MEMMAKER to give the MGA adapter memory over for use to bump the DOS 640k limit.

      It was painful, but I was able to get a graphic dial up connection at 1200 baud, 16 color 640x480 resolution and show my friend this brave new world of the internet.

      Of course this system operated with the rock soild reliability we have all come to know and trust from Mircosoft.

      The sad thing is. It probably took less time to build this box AND install all the software than it takes to do a VISTA install nowdays.

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    11. Re:My Hardware by Reaperducer · · Score: 1

      Gem was great. But I ended up using Ashton-Tate's "Framework" because most of my machines had MDA (monochrome text) cards instead of CGA.

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    12. Re:My Hardware by hobbesx · · Score: 1

      You might have been interested in arachne, even though it would have been incredibly slow at 16Mhz. (Still, perhaps better than running on top of Windows?)

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    13. Re:My Hardware by madprogrammer · · Score: 1

      I meant that the similarity is in actually "maintaining" the system.

      Are you saying you never have to do anything to maintain a Linux system?

  3. Yes but does it run by Timesprout · · Score: 5, Funny

    Vista?

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    1. Re:Yes but does it run by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Getting XP to run on an 8MHz, 20MB RAM system is the same as getting Vista to run on a 1GHz, 256MB RAM system.

      Sad, isn't it?

    2. Re:Yes but does it run by Kaetemi · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it just works...

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    3. Re:Yes but does it run by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope. For Vista you need 512 MiB to install the thing, after installation you can safely pull out 256 MiB, but that's about it. With less than 256 MiB, Vista won't boot.

  4. Not too long ago... by CrkHead · · Score: 5, Interesting
    When Windows 98 came out the installer also checked the memory. I was doing break/fix in a shop and someone insisted we could "upgrade" their OS without them purchasing RAM. I popped in test RAM, did the install, pulled the RAM and sent it home.

    Don't think we ever heard back from them.

    1. Re:Not too long ago... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Probably because they took it to someone else the next time.

    2. Re:Not too long ago... by jrmcferren · · Score: 1

      Yeah, when I was getting my A+ training, my instructor put a bad SIMM in either the third or forth slot (an early PII) into my computer running WinME. The damn thing even booted and ran, although slow on only 16 Megabytes of RAM.

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    3. Re:Not too long ago... by tsvk · · Score: 1

      Doing the swap of the memory module was unnecessary. The Windows 98 installer, SETUP.EXE accepts a command line option that disables the test for sufficient physical memory.

      See for example http://www.windowsgalore.com/windows.95/setup.swit ches.html for details.

    4. Re:Not too long ago... by Cprossu · · Score: 1

      when 98 came out I was making it run on 486/33's with 8mb of ram and a 255mb hdd for an ESL class because that's all I could get donated- since most were the same, it was a process of making a "super" machine (which I put a dx4/133 in and 64mb of ram) installing on that one, then copying it's hard drive to the others. I even put netscape communicator and office on those machines, got them on a network and the internet, and setup a network printer for them. It was alot of work, the computers were slow, but still usable. (only real big headache was the damn ISA network cards had to be individually setup, and since only one of the machines had a cdrom drive, there was alot of copying individual driver files by floppy from one computer to another...

  5. Reminds me of the time I compiled Gentoo on a 286 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Or rather, the time I started compiling Gentoo on a 286. It was 2004, and it's still going. I think KDE will be done by 2008.

  6. Cruel. by pushing-robot · · Score: 4, Funny

    Isn't this against the Geneva conventions?

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  7. Just like 'enemy combatants' by Kadin2048 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Isn't this against the Geneva conventions?

    Sadly, computers don't have rights, so moral arguments aside, I'm afraid it's quite legal to run Windows on them.

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  8. Let's try a different challenge... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 5, Funny

    How about installing Windows 3.11 on a 64-bit system?

    1. Re:Let's try a different challenge... by compwizrd · · Score: 3, Funny

      I found out the hard way that Windows 95 wouldn't run on a p4 2.0, even in safe mode.

    2. Re:Let's try a different challenge... by ozmanjusri · · Score: 1
      How about installing Windows 3.11 on a 64-bit system?

      I installed Microsoft Bob on a Turion 64 laptop with a gig of ram a couple of months ago. It ran ok.

      It's not as bad as you'd expect, and certainly less intrusive than Vista.

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    3. Re:Let's try a different challenge... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      A MAJOR accounting firm, 300,000 accountants world wide, that I support their Frame-Relay connectivity, until today, 25th of February, Sunday, 2007, still using windows 3.11 for their computers.

      They constantly upgrade their hardware (as soon as warrenty expires on the hardeware, they start selling it, auction style, for the book value of $1.00). Yet they still run windows 3.11. Eventhough that Microsoft told them that they will no longer support it. They simply think that it works fine for filling spreadsheets, writting Word Perfect documents, and exchange files on line via FTP, and exchange information via a well-put-together Oracle-core database.

      Their tech support team knows the ins and outs of the system, they feel comfortable working with it, the top execs of the company are not lured by all the sales idiots that march in their offices on querterly basis to sell them another Misrosoft system. They are just working fine, and making good money, no headaches, no new viruses, no graphics,, just a f!@#$% spreadsheet and an ftp, with a good DB. subject closed. If you show them any Microsoft certs for job credentials in your interview, you almost hear them say "good for you, close the door behind you, NEXT".

      BTW, until today, most of the airlines in Europe are still using OS2 for their end terminal client at the airports. They just need a 'thing to run the f!@#$ database', no more.

    4. Re:Let's try a different challenge... by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 3, Interesting
      I'm calling bullshit on this. A major accounting firm that has no interest in the concept of "business continuity"? Of using unsupported software because it's what their tech support "understands"? What happens as their tech support leaves for other jobs? How many people here can remember the right lines to put into config.sys for configuring memory usage?

      And I'm curious as to which Windows 3.11 system it is that can run Oracle? Or do they run a newer version of Windows (or heaven forbid, gasp, Unix) for it? In which case, what happened to all that "glitz and glam" that they so vehemently shunned?

      I'm not buying it.

    5. Re:Let's try a different challenge... by bazorg · · Score: 1

      A similar experiment I tried was running the whole of Win3.11 from RAMdrive. Too bad I could not fit more applications in there as well because it was really interesting and quick :)

    6. Re:Let's try a different challenge... by alexhs · · Score: 1

      It will run... in 32bits mode (*)... if you only have 32MB of RAM...

      I tried recently to install windows 95 on a p4 with 1.5GiB RAM. Install would fail with a "not enough memory" error message...

      (*) You didn't mean on an Itanium, right ?

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    7. Re:Let's try a different challenge... by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      I found out the hard way that Windows 95 wouldn't run on a p4 2.0, even in safe mode. "Funny"? It's not funny, and I had similar problems getting W95 or W98 (I forget which) running on a P4 1.8MHz; it had to be patched.
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    8. Re:Let's try a different challenge... by mrbcs · · Score: 1, Troll
      As soon as I changed from an Intel to an Amd, I had to switch to win 98. Win95 would install, but then crash hard on first boot. Wasn't supported on Amd at all. Which really sucked because I'm cheap but I like speed.

      I just installed win95 on a Dell pII 233 with 64 meg of ram for one of my kids. Incredible. The whole install took less than 5 minutes. I remember the first time trying to install this on a 386 took me about 3 hours.

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    9. Re:Let's try a different challenge... by tverbeek · · Score: 1

      And when someone needs to open an MS Word document sent to them by a client....? (The last version of WordPerfect to run on Win31 didn't do a great job importing .DOC files, and would choke entirely on a Word 2003 or 2007 document.) Do they really not care that the OS displays the current year as "19:7"? (":" is the ASCII character after "9".)

      I can believe some of your story, and I might have believed most of it several years ago (I worked at company that was still using a DOS-based database app and Win31 when I started in 1998, and was still using Win95 and a terminal app on most of their staff machines until shortly before I left in 2003), but it doesn't sound plausible in 2007.

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    10. Re:Let's try a different challenge... by Silver+Gryphon · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't call BS so easily. 300,000 accountants can be wrong if their management is locked into a comfort zone. Upgrading software and hardware to that scale becomes very expensive, and, let's face it, accountants know all about saving a buck. That company probably saved billions in the implementation and retraining that would have been repeated several times in a decade. Of course, they waited this long and if they don't upgrade soon at least to a web/smart-client app, they could be in trouble. SOX and other legal requirements demand certain security protections that Win3.11 can't easily provide. If this is just for a mainframe terminal emulator, maybe it's not so bad.

      I worked for a real estate developer in '98 that had a single 1982-era DisplayWriter for their rent management system, and two in the back used for parts when they could bring the repairman out of retirement to fix it. Seriously.
      I upgraded them to a 20-station Win95/Linux network and rewrote their DisplayWriter piece in Visual FoxPro. They still used the mainframe for accounting, and retraining on the other systems was a mess. Convincing a few of them to use a mouse was painful. Worse was telling them their other DOS-based rent management system was going to stop working on 1/1/2000 because it only allowed two digit years, and they refused to let me rewrite it because I would require a mouse.

      Even now... I work in the health MIS industry (billing software) and some of our clients as of a few years ago were using Win95 and NT 4.0 server because it would cost millions to upgrade and retrain. Several still use Win98 today. It restricts our feature set because we have to support the lowest level anyone has -- we can't just say, "Microsoft dropped Win2K support, so will we." When they do eventually upgrade, it's always a major retraining effort. Maybe mainframes will be king in the next era simply for the consistent interface.

    11. Re:Let's try a different challenge... by SQLGuru · · Score: 1

      I turned my MS BOB CD (free @ TechNet New Orleans oh-so long ago) into a clock. That happy face with glasses looks great with hands. And I used a tri-fold dual-CD case as the stand. You can get the clock movements from here: http://www.klockit.com/depts/movements/dept-162.ht ml or here: http://cart.clockparts.com/index.php?cPath=180

      Layne

    12. Re:Let's try a different challenge... by ColaMan · · Score: 1

      ....Convincing a few of them to use a mouse was painful.....they refused to let me rewrite it because I would require a mouse.

      And good for them, too. A mouse is a distraction for data entry work. Taking your hand off the home keys to grab the mouse, move a pointer, click , and reposition your hands back on the keys seriously disrupts a typists "flow" and is extremely aggravating to some people. You might not mind it when you're clicking about prototyping your UI, but ask the person that has to repeat that action 1200 times a day if they mind. They'll often have a different opinion.

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    13. Re:Let's try a different challenge... by moronoxyd · · Score: 2, Informative

      There was a know bug in Windows 95 preventing it from booting (well, most of the time) on AMD processors with 300 MHz and more. Microsoft has a patch that fixes that problem. I have been running Win95 on K6/K6-2 CPUs for years.

    14. Re:Let's try a different challenge... by toddestan · · Score: 1

      That patch was kind of annoying. It had to be installed while in Windows. When it came out, it was Ok because faster AMD CPUs would only fail to boot some of the time. By the time the K6-3 rolled out, it would fail to boot every time. Which meant that you couldn't get into Windows to apply the patch. I had to resort to applying the patch to an older machine, figuring out what files it modified, then copying those files over to my K6-3 machine.

    15. Re:Let's try a different challenge... by karnal · · Score: 1

      Actually, there was a patch issued by AMD or Via - it seemed to be something linked with the chipset and/or a Win95 timing issue in loading drivers. I ran into this time and time again on my K6-2 450 boxes that were purchased back in the day prior to Win98se.... If I recall, the first variant of Win98 had the same "issue."

      I just deleted this a couple of days ago from my file storage server - didn't think I'd ever need it again or I'd post it somewhere for ya...

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    16. Re:Let's try a different challenge... by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      Up until about 2 years ago I was running Win 98 on a 486 ISA-VLB system. The drive controller card would always cause the bios to fail to boot the first time after power up forcing me to do a reset which always worked. That plus having to wiggle the keyboard connecter after a board trace cracked (or some sort of connector prob) to get it to work made for years of fun computing.

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    17. Re:Let's try a different challenge... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By any chance, do you have more than 512 MB RAM?

      Your problem is that Windows95/98 couldn't even boot if you had so much memory (true!). For WindowsME the boot limit was 1024 MB I think.

      Never had such limitations under NT, of course.

    18. Re:Let's try a different challenge... by guruevi · · Score: 1

      I can remember, as well as the autoexec.bat lines, the good old days... optimizing himem.sys and emm386.exe and then making a choice menu in DR-DOS one for games (himem.sys) and one for the rest (emm386.exe) and then later optimizing it that games run in protected memory by tweaking the command line of emm386.exe

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    19. Re:Let's try a different challenge... by OfNoAccount · · Score: 1

      Actually, I had to do something similar at work a while back.

      We needed to replace a dead server that was running, of all things, Win 3.11 - but the only box spare at the time was a dual-P3/933 box with FireGL and 10k SCSI, and the server needed to be up and running "yesterday". In the end I think the only bit I couldn't get working in a realistic timeframe was the sound. So I wouldn't be surprised if someone's already done it. Stranger things have happened ;)

      Let me tell you, Win 3.11 really flew on that box!

    20. Re:Let's try a different challenge... by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Pretty much. While I don't think the bug in Windows 95 was intentional, the "fix" sure seemed like an attempt to intentionally obsolete Windows 95 and push people to to 98.

    21. Re:Let's try a different challenge... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Um... if the problem arose during the attempt to INSTALL Win9x, that's not Windows; it's a bug in that family of AMD CPUs. Linux wouldn't install on the affected CPUs either. Something about the 32bitness being broken, I forget the details.

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    22. Re:Let's try a different challenge... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Doesn't affect all machines. I have a P4-3.06GHz system that presently dual-boots Win98 and WinXP, no problems with either, and it was NOT patched. -- I wonder if the real problem is a timer bug in some hardware.

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    23. Re:Let's try a different challenge... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would you have to use a mouse? Couldn't you just make a text interface?

    24. Re:Let's try a different challenge... by Chaset · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I found it completely idiotic that a patch for a problem that prevents Windows from booting had to be installed from Windows. What were they thinking? The way I did it was to underclock the box with the motherboard jumpers to boot into windows, then set it back after the patch was applied. Was there a reason that didn't work for you?

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    25. Re:Let's try a different challenge... by Slashcrap · · Score: 1

      Um... if the problem arose during the attempt to INSTALL Win9x, that's not Windows; it's a bug in that family of AMD CPUs.

      No, it was because of a timing loop in Windows that ran too fast on the K6-2 300 and above causing a crash. If by "bug" you mean "ran certain instructions faster than MS allowe for" then you're correct. Otherwise, wrong.

      Linux wouldn't install on the affected CPUs either. Something about the 32bitness being broken, I forget the details.

      Yeah, apparently they were released with only 31 bits. AMD had to send out the 32nd bit by post to all affected customers.

      I've run numerous different versions of Linux on the same K6-2 300 that Win95 crashed on, so unless you can provide some evidence I'm going to assume you're talking bollocks.

    26. Re:Let's try a different challenge... by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      Here's the information, the message rings a bell, so I'm 99.9% sure this is the problem I had even though it was over 4 years ago:-

      (from this website)

      Errors installing, or first run of, Windows 95B or 95C on fast systems.

      The following errors may occur when installing Microsoft Windows 95 (OSR1 or OSR2) on any computer with a AMD K6-2 (350MHz or faster), Intel Pentium III (1-GHz or faster) or a Intel Pentium 4 (any).

      Device IOS failed to initialize. Windows Protection Error. You must reboot your computer.
      Windows Protection Error. You must reboot your computer.
      While initializing device IOS: Windows protection error.

      Microsoft have supplied a patch that corrects this problem (Q192841). Microsoft says this patch applies to AMD K6-2 processors but it also applies to other chips such as the Intel Pentium III (1-GHz or faster) and all Pentium 4 processors.

      Note: This fix applies only to Windows 95B & C (OEM 2.x)
      Note: The fix does not correct the problem for the retail version of Windows 95.
      Note: This does not apply to Win98, 98SE, or Me which come already fixed.
      The patch does have an inbuilt uninstall feature.

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    27. Re:Let's try a different challenge... by Gadget_Guy · · Score: 1

      What happens as their tech support leaves for other jobs?

      I know that this story is getting a little old, but I do have to ask: If your main talent is being able to support Windows 3.1, what other job are you going to be able go for?

      As for using unsupported by Microsoft, I don't know why people make such a big deal out of it. If Windows 3.1 ran the software that you wanted without crashing, what else would you need from Microsoft at this point? Plus you can hack it to get long filename support and a Win95 desktop look-alike. Throw a copy of Word 6 onto that and see how many people can really notice a functional difference!

    28. Re:Let's try a different challenge... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      It wasn't a uniform problem. In fact, I have clients with K6-2 450MHz systems and (unpatched) Win95 that had zero install issues, and have NEVER crashed.

      However, there was a batch of these CPUs from Sept. 1998 that definitely had the aforementioned bug -- one of my clients (on Win95) experienced it, and a friend (who used linux) got bit by it too. I never did get AMD to replace the buggy CPU, but my friend persisted and eventually got to an engineer who knew about the problem, explained it in some detail, and sent him a new CPU, sans bug.

      I've heard enough similar tales of woe to conclude that variants of this bug exist in other K6-2 production batches too; and since unpatched Win95 runs perfectly well on *some* of this CPU family, it's NOT *just* a Windows problem.

      There are other such hardware-triggered issues. Two that I know of: 1) the Win9x 47-day rollover bug -- only about half the PCs out there are affected, so it probably requires a matching bug in the system timer to manifest. 2) The "Win98 won't run with more than 512mb of RAM" issue seems to be limited to motherboards with 3 DIMM slots, probably as a side effect of how 3 slots is really two overlapping pairs. Those with 2 or 4 slots are usually not affected. (Come to think of it, I'll bet this one tickles the "Win9x won't run on machines faster than nnGHz" problem, too.)

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    29. Re:Let's try a different challenge... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Hey, there's a useful site, thanks for the link!

      Tho what I ran into with the K6-2 vs Win95 was definitely a CPU bug (a friend got a confirm on that from an AMD engineer) ... not all of 'em are affected, including some of the faster ones, but from the range of complaints I've heard, I think it probably affected more batches the one my friend got AMD to admit to. (More detail in another reply in this chain.)

      OTOH I did run into a Win95 issue on this here 550MHz machine -- it ran fine ONCE after install, then the VxD would blow up; IIRC its problem was with the i440BX chipset. It didn't mind the 1GB of RAM, tho (neither does Win98), probably because it's a 4-slot motherboard.

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    30. Re:Let's try a different challenge... by default+luser · · Score: 1

      I have to agree with your comments, and raise another:

      How can you be productive still working in spreadsheets today at 640x480 resolution? Now, sure, I'll bet a lot of people use terminal emulators or data entry apps that don't use a mouse, but for everything else (especially spreadsheets), low resolution limits performance.

      And why would you be limited to 640x480? Well, there';s not a single video card manufactured in the last 8 years that supports Windows 3.1. I'm sure the company already "auctioned off" all their hardware from that era. If I had to work at an annoying 640x480 screen @ 60 Hz EVERY FUCKING DAY, I'd grab a machinegun and go postal.

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    31. Re:Let's try a different challenge... by toddestan · · Score: 1

      I imagine that would have worked fine, but the computers had these horrid, cramped mini-tower cases and getting to the jumpers to underclock the computer would have required quite a bit of work. It was easier just to patch an old Pentium system, and move the files over by floppy (I think it was only 4 small files it ended up patching).

    32. Re:Let's try a different challenge... by tverbeek · · Score: 1

      Um... IBM introduced a 1024x768 video card (the 8514/A) in 1987, when Windows 2.0 was still brand new. There were plenty of 800x600 and 1024x768 video cards on the market by the time Windows 3.1 came along, five years later. Granted, most of these cards were limited to 8-bit or 16-bit color at those resolutions, but that's not a serious issue for business use. So there's no reason this fictional accounting firm wouldn't have held onto them. There are plenty of reasons why Windows 3.1 is unusable in a 2007 business environment, but supported monitor resolution is not among them.

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    33. Re:Let's try a different challenge... by default+luser · · Score: 1

      Oh, I absolutely agree, except I took issue with this part of the original post:

      They constantly upgrade their hardware (as soon as warrenty expires on the hardeware, they start selling it, auction style, for the book value of $1.00). Yet they still run windows 3.11.

      Warrantied *NEW* hardware sold today doesn't have Windows 3.1 drivers. Thus, you are limited to the generic VGA mode of 640x480 at 60 Hz, 16 colors, unless there's something I'm mising here?

      And while they could possibly re-use old video cards that have Win 3.1 drivers, they would have to toss the ISA cards, and it would be difficult to keep a working pool of PCI video cards compatible with Win 3.1.

      A rather difficult undertaking, if you ask me.

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    34. Re:Let's try a different challenge... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, you wouldn't believe some industries. I helped upgrade a bunch of PCs at an insurance company a relative of mine works at. Luckily, they had an IT guy they hired whenever they needed the apps updated etc., because they were downright old. I helped actually install the machines and ghosted them essentially. They had a Novell Netware server.. 3.12 I think. The new machines all ran XP, but the apps.. oh my god. Nearly every insurance co they dealt with had their own custom app. I'd say nearly half were DOS apps (which were the easiest to make run off a Novell volume I think, since most just ran out of their own directory, self-contained essentially.) About 1/4 to 1/3rd were Windows 3.1 apps -- no long file name support or anything. The rest were mainly Win95 apps (mainly not designed with Win2K or XP in mind..) These tended to give the IT guy the most fits, since some used the registry, some used INI files, some just hardcoded paths in at install time.. good times.

                It looked like for some of the more stubborn apps, he was using batch files to shuffle files around, maybe even subst for a few of the worst offenders. So there are industries where the old knowledge is very needed. These guys could run most of there apps with just Win3.1, seriously. Probably all of them with Win95.

    35. Re:Let's try a different challenge... by Chaset · · Score: 1

      I see... in retrospect, that makes sense. At the time I had a mini-AT mobo in a AT minitower. It wasn't too bad to get in there, but I can easily see it being a lot worse.... but we're veering off topic.

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  9. windows95 by kz45 · · Score: 1

    Even though it is a little dated, I had windows95 running on a 386 DX 20 with 8mb of ram. It took half an hour to bootup.

    1. Re:windows95 by Basehart · · Score: 1

      I got WindowsME running on a PII with 2GB of RAM once.

    2. Re:windows95 by Svartalf · · Score: 1

      You mean you actually GOT ME to run?

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    3. Re:windows95 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I, for reasons i'm no longer certain of, installed 95 on a 386SX/16, with 4MB of horrible horrible ram.

      From floppies.

    4. Re:windows95 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ME "runs" fine for a number of CPU cycles until BSOD ..

      In my experience this meant that without doing anything beside pressing the power button:

      a 233MHz pentium MMX would run for a little over a day before BSOD

      a 1.4GHz Athlon would run for a little over an hour before BSOD

      Since that 1.4GHz w/ ME I have primarily run linux

    5. Re:windows95 by Joebert · · Score: 1

      I had Win2k running on an AMD K6-2 with 64M of PC100 & 32M of EDO for a total of 96M of RAM for over a year.
      I did it with a PC Chips M571 mobo.

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    6. Re:windows95 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The best I have is a Pentium II 266 Mhz with 64 MB of RAM, running windows XP Professional SP2. Once it gets started, Its surprisingly usable. I had to go back to it for a while, when I was undertaking some problematic water cooling installation.

      The most limiting feature was the 4 MB STB Nitro Graphics card. >.>
      Or the 6 GB of HDD space.

      That computer cost me like $2500 or something back in 1996. I payed so much extra to get EDO RAM.

    7. Re:windows95 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My neighbour ran Windows Me for years without much trouble (I think he barely used the PC, though). And I think I heard of some other person who had used it successfully, but I can't remember who.

    8. Re:windows95 by denmarkw00t · · Score: 1

      Even though it is a little dated, I had windows95 running on a 386 DX 20 with 8mb of ram. It took half an hour to bootup.

      No surprise - I had a win2k running on an old 486 (I believe it was with some kind of upgrade, the overdrive perhaps??) Compaq server of some kind that we stumbled upon when my dad's old office was cleaning house. It had no hard disk when we found it, but we put a seagate SCSI in there and installed Win2k and ran WAMP(HP) on it with no problem. Only 24 mb RAM, but with XP running on less, wow, someone will really be able to do nothing with that!

    9. Re:windows95 by dingen · · Score: 1

      Even though it is a little dated, I had windows95 running on a 386 DX 20 with 8mb of ram. It took half an hour to bootup.

      That's no surprise, since you're well within the system requirements.

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    10. Re:windows95 by ParaShoot · · Score: 2, Funny

      Eventually. You were pretty lethargic at first, but I found that running up to you, brandishing an axe and screaming "I'm going to cut your balls off!" did the trick.

    11. Re:windows95 by moronoxyd · · Score: 1

      Some 6 years ago I was working in a small company.
      3 machines running WinME, without major problems and hardly any BSOD in a year.

  10. It's all about the Pentiums! by Devil's+BSD · · Score: 5, Funny

    You're using a 286? Don't make me laugh. Your Windows boots up in what, a day and a half?

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    1. Re:It's all about the Pentiums! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What kinda chip you got in there? A dorito?

    2. Re:It's all about the Pentiums! by reezle · · Score: 2, Funny

      "My new computer's got the clocks; it rocks, but it was obsolete before I opened the box"

    3. Re:It's all about the Pentiums! by YenTheFirst · · Score: 1

      Maybe, just for a moment, this will be 'the biggest joke on the internet'

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    4. Re:It's all about the Pentiums! by ribo-bailey · · Score: 0

      You say you've had your desktop for over a week? Throw that junk away, man, it's an antique.

    5. Re:It's all about the Pentiums! by Adeptus_Luminati · · Score: 2, Funny

      "If I ever meet you, I'll CTRL-ALT-DELETE you!!!!"
      ROFL

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    6. Re:It's all about the Pentiums! by value_added · · Score: 1

      You're using a 286? Don't make me laugh. Your Windows boots up in what, a day and a half?

      LOL. Only a complete moron would do that. Anybody who knows anything would have used a 486.

      Speaking of which ...

      There's an underlying irony to the goofy exercise described in the article. Once upon a time, the business world ran just fine on DOS and 3/486 machines. I remember one of my first real jobs was working as a lowly wordprocessor in an international law firm. Working up a 500 page prospectus was something I did on a daily basis and that, along with the related scheduling, timekeeping, billing and correspondence all just worked. I became the resident technical guru in short order, but what I did was little different than the hundreds of middle-aged secretaries who populated every floor of the firm. Go figure. A little old lady who can't tell the difference between a CPU and a hard drive using the command-line all day long and liking it.

      I wonder how it came to be that we're now so reliant on high-powered machines to perform routine tasks which could be done similarly on machines far less powerful. What is so different about today? You can plop a Linux or current BSD distro onto a Soekris box (486) or a crappy little VIA 600MHz box and have it function just fine. Use it as a firewall, a file server. Hell, it would work great as an email server and you can use it generate documents, or whatever else you typically expect of a computer.

      Personally, I'm finding the older I get, the more resistant to upping the processing power ante to continue what doing what I've been doing for years. Everyone has different needs, of course, but for the stuff we all do every day?

      Just get off my lawn if you think you have the answers.

    7. Re:It's all about the Pentiums! by rapidweather · · Score: 1

      I did try Windows 3.1 on a 386 once, and I think it didn't want to have a "page file", known to us Linux folks as a swap file. It did connect to the internet, but mostly only to text sites, such as government weather sites. I was using dial up which can have problems contributing to the text-only surfing on tiny processors.
      On another one, I put Basic Linux on a small Compaq Contura notebook, and set up a dial-up web server, (for test only), one could edit the served page (text only), and view it in Netscape 3.0. Slow, but it was reliable and worked. Had two hard drives for the Contura, one with Windows, so I removed it, and put the test drive in, to install Basic Linux.
      I did get some very old Mac's to connect to the internet, same thing, mostly text-only pages available.
      The trick here is to set up the hard drive on a more powerful computer, then move it to the old box.
      I have a newer Mac Quadra 660AV, and one can easily download the iCab browser, it automatically installs, and does not have a time limit for the 68K Macs. Makes a mess of most modern web pages, however.

      Yes, we can all waste time on projects like this, but they do tend to increase our overall range of knowledge about the subject of "installing OS's on PC's".

      For those of you wanting to try a "loadlin" install of Knoppix 3.4, or my remaster of it (screenshots below), I have a tarball of the files to set up a MSDOS menu, all of the loadlin batch files, and the 2.4 kernel to use, here.

      For this setup, I put MSDOS 6.21 on a small hard drive at /dev/hda, and then use a larger hard drive for linux, having copied the livecd using the "tohd=/dev/hdd1" Knoppix cheatcode. On this box my "hdd" is 40 GB, on another, I have a 160 GB drive, both with many partitions. I always use a 2 GB or so partition for a "persistent home", that makes the system automatically save all kinds of files and applications for you, to return on the next boot-up of the livecd system. Your Mozilla Thunderbird mail settings return, as well as your printer configuration.
      You'll notice the "home=scan" knoppix cheatcode in most of the loadlin command lines in the tarball.
      One big advantage to using a "persistent home" is the ability to download and test (and keep) the nightly builds of Firefox, or Opera (weekly builds). You can easily set up a separate IceWM (my default wm) menu item for the test build, and keep that too. Lots of options here for experimenters.

      If you don't have MSDOS, Windows 95 or 98 will work, the machine just displays the Windows splash screen briefly before going to the Menu, where you can then multi-boot. I threw in MSDOS "Edit" and "Scandisk" in the Menu, to give me a way (With Edit) to fix the loadlin batch files if they have any problems.

      I do this on all of my computers, none have more than 256 MB of RAM, this box I am on now has two 200 MHZ Pentium Pro's. The setup runs as fast as one could possibly want, I use a Diamond Stealth S60 Radeon 7000 ATI 32 B card, and use the DVI output to a 17 inch Dell Ultrasharp LCD monitor.

      These "loadlin" installs are faster, quieter (won't beat your hard drive up) than XP, and run on much older computers, usually from the Windows 98 era. QTParted is available in the CD, so you can set up the /dev/hda with the swap file, and other partitions.

      Rapidweather

    8. Re:It's all about the Pentiums! by Sigma+7 · · Score: 1

      There's an underlying irony to the goofy exercise described in the article. Once upon a time, the business world ran just fine on DOS and 3/486 machines. I remember one of my first real jobs was working as a lowly wordprocessor in an international law firm. Working up a 500 page prospectus was something I did on a daily basis and that, along with the related scheduling, timekeeping, billing and correspondence all just worked.


      The 500 page prospectus is usually text only, and could easily be stored in EMS. Also, the documents printed in that era were usually fixed-pitch on impact printers. At least you only needed 4K of video ram for this.

      Now, you have a 1600x1200x32 video resolution that displays at least two editable WYSIWYG pages at standard zoom. This requies ~7.5 MB by itself (thankfully contained in VRAM only unless there's double buffering going on), which can require some processor power to refresh (if there's a major change such as a paragraph changing size). Not everyone uses such displays, but I've found even 800x600 is constraining by my "normal" usage (in the same way I find a 80x25 text console to be "small".)

      Personally, I'm finding the older I get, the more resistant to upping the processing power ante to continue what doing what I've been doing for years. Everyone has different needs, of course, but for the stuff we all do every day?


      Consider it to be a similar advancement from Speedscript for the Commodore 64 to WordPerfect 5.1 for Dos. WordPerfect required more processing power, but had things that weren't available in the older package, including the ability for a print preview and telling the cursor location on a specific page.

    9. Re:It's all about the Pentiums! by Reaperducer · · Score: 1

      Consider it to be a similar advancement from Speedscript for the Commodore 64 to WordPerfect 5.1 for Dos.
      And two decades later, still no word processor has the equivalent of SpeedScript's Commodore-Z function. I must be the only person in the world who found that useful.

      Best word processor ever for the Commodore 64 was Paperback Writer. I had WordPerfect on DOS, but for years would go back and use Paperback Writer, until WordPerfect 5.0 came out. That was what made me switch.
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    10. Re:It's all about the Pentiums! by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 1

      I wonder how it came to be that we're now so reliant on high-powered machines to perform routine tasks which could be done similarly on machines far less powerful. What is so different about today? Ok, I'll bite...

      I helped to set up a small network (5 stations) for my parent's business (a sign fabrication shop) a number of years ago. All the machines were 386-class processors. They were using DOS with a Lantastic peer-to-peer network, and they ran custom software for billing and job tracking, Wordperfect, & Lotus 1-2-3. I remember the pain of trying to get the system stable and working together nicely. Still, the jump in productivity and increased organizational benefits were undeniable (especially with the job tracking and payroll systems).

      Nowadays, the shop uses a Windows 2000 and XP-based network (with dedicated Windows 2000 server). They now use MS Office for common documents, MAS-90 accounting software, and the same old DOS-based custom software for job tracking (which is faster and more stable under Windows than it ever was under DOS). Even word processing - would anyone seriously deny the simple fact that WYSIWYG is far superior to a fixed-font text representation? It requires additional power to do this. Additionally, they use dedicated Windows machines for design stations running CorelDRAW and specialized CAD/CAM software from Gerber Scientific Products as vinyl cutter/printer stations. The sales force also use their laptops all the time, and everyone relies on e-mail and Internet connectivity as a daily tool for business communication and information gathering. All in all, they couldn't be happier with the way their computers assist their business and productivity.

      Overall, the modern network is far more useful and stable than it was when I originally set it up. The vast increase in computing power and storage space has allowed them to be more responsive to the customers needs. The more powerful machines offer far more flexibility as far as manipulating designs and organizing photos / multimedia. And, as a bonus, each time new hardware is purchased, it tends to cost less than what the replacement machines originally cost even before adjusted for inflation.

      Stick with your command-line OS's if you like, but in my experience, the switch to high-powered graphically-oriented workstations has made a huge difference in productivity and easy-of-use, and allowed design and presentation-related innovation in ways that would have been impossible just a few years ago, and all for less money per computer. I think you're looking at those old systems through rose-colored view-screens, my friend.
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    11. Re:It's all about the Pentiums! by Reziac · · Score: 1

      One of my test rigs is a 486DX4-100. On this particular day it had only 8mb of RAM in it. I wanted a boot disk for whatever I was testing, so I grabbed a HD from the pile... and got the one with Win2K on it by mistake. Amazingly, it not only booted up (tho it took about 3 minutes to reach the desktop), it ran well enough to use for basic work.

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    12. Re:It's all about the Pentiums! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unsurprising. The DX4's were basically Pentium processors in different sockets. Then the Pentium MMX came out and things started to change.

    13. Re:It's all about the Pentiums! by BeFit4Free.com · · Score: 1
    14. Re:It's all about the Pentiums! by Sigma+7 · · Score: 1

      And two decades later, still no word processor has the equivalent of SpeedScript's Commodore-Z function.


      Does that send you to the bottom of the document? If so, CTRL-END has the same effect on most modern word processors. Some editors (such as VI or Emacs) have their own system to jump to the end.
    15. Re:It's all about the Pentiums! by Reaperducer · · Score: 1

      Nope. It transposes adjacent letters. Great for people who type too quickly, or have problems with "i before e."

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  11. A PC-104 stack by EvanED · · Score: 1

    Actually I have a semi-impressive result in this area I think. I got Windows XP embedded running on a PC-104 stack with I think a 500 MHz processor and 256 megs RAM. Not so bad, huh?

    But it also had only 384 megs of flash storage, and about 40 of that had to be free for other stuff.

    1. Re:A PC-104 stack by EvanED · · Score: 1

      Oh, and that 40 megs doesn't include space for the .net framework.

      Ahh, that was... fun.

    2. Re:A PC-104 stack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, and that 40 megs doesn't include space for the .net framework.

      Ahh, that was... fun. #define FUN() transform_sphincter_size(Sizes::GOATSE)
    3. Re:A PC-104 stack by Duhavid · · Score: 1

      Windows XP embedded.

      Never a more curious juxtaposition of terms.

      Why?

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    4. Re:A PC-104 stack by swordfishBob · · Score: 1

      Yeah. Notice the article describes "running in" 50MB. The system wasn't running entirely in RAM..

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    5. Re:A PC-104 stack by EvanED · · Score: 2, Informative

      This was for a college extracurricular project I was working on, a rocket payload. We were flying a camera to take pictures during the flight, and the camera wouldn't run on anything but XP with their own software that required .Net.

      It didn't work all that well, and it was a pain to get set up, and I definitely should have said "trying to do this with this equipment is stupid" but that was already the second camera I was given (the first didn't work at all) after being brought on with less than a year to launch, so... XP Embedded* it was.

      * There should have been a cap E in my previous post

  12. Obscure hardware configurations by nerdin · · Score: 1

    I once tried to install Novell Linux Desktop on a 128 MB P6 Celeron and the installer refused to do it. It asked for 256 MB RAM.

    1. Re:Obscure hardware configurations by jd · · Score: 1
      Ah, well if we're including Linux, then I had SLS Linux running on a Viglen 386SX-16 with 5 megabytes of RAM (5? Yes, well, Viglen was always known for being a little odd. You had the 4 MB of extended memory, but it then let you use the original 1 MB of RAM as well.)

      Actually, it worked pretty well. I had X and OpenLook running and was able to run a Netrek server with 19 robot players and myself on a regular Netrek client. That's not bad going, given that Netrek was not the most elegant of programs. (Hell, olvwm was not exactly a masterpiece of coding. I'm amazed to this day that I could get a full GUI environment that showed no obvious lag on such a system.)

      Probably the most surreal experience, though, was running Windows under dosemu under Linux.

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    2. Re:Obscure hardware configurations by nomadic · · Score: 1

      Ah, well if we're including Linux, then I had SLS Linux running on a Viglen 386SX-16 with 5 megabytes of RAM (5? Yes, well, Viglen was always known for being a little odd. You had the 4 MB of extended memory, but it then let you use the original 1 MB of RAM as well.)

      I had slackware running on a 6 mb 33 mhz system; the funny thing was I could run multiple desktops with animated wallpaper, and it ran fine. I can't even find animated wallpaper anymore, which I don't really understand...

      This was back in like 94, before Windows 95, when the performance difference between Windows and Linux was at the greatest. Moving to Linux at that stage was like jumping ahead 2 or 3 generations.

    3. Re:Obscure hardware configurations by feld · · Score: 1

      I did Slackware 10 on a Pentium 90 (or lower, cant remember) with 4MB of ram.

      I used it as an SSH Reverse tunnel to get into a customer's network when the ISP was NAT'ing everybody because they were re-issuing addresses.

    4. Re:Obscure hardware configurations by badfish99 · · Score: 1

      I can't even find animated wallpaper anymore, which I don't really understand...
      Many of the programs in /usr/X11R6/libexec/xscreensaver will run nicely on the root window if started with the "-root" option.
      Or try "mplayer -rootwin -loop 0 <filename>"

      Anyone else here remember MP/M ?

    5. Re:Obscure hardware configurations by HeroreV · · Score: 1

      Really? That's pretty insane if it's true. About half a year ago I installed Ubuntu on a computer with 64 megabytes of memory and it was very usable.

  13. So..... by Chas · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's roughly the speed of Vista on a Quad-Core C2 with 4GB of RAM and a 15K rpm RAID-0 array then?

    =)

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    1. Re:So..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It wouldn't be so funny if it was not true.

    2. Re:So..... by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      I'm already waiting for the Vista downgrade competition. I bet they can probably go down as far as an Athlon 64 FX-60@2000 with 2 gigs of RAM if they turn off Aero.

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  14. Obligatory... by saturndude · · Score: 5, Funny

    20 Megs of RAM? I thought 640K was supposed to be enough for anyone!!!

    1. Re:Obligatory... by NOLFXceptMe · · Score: 0

      lol........me thought 784MB :P was sufficient when using 233Mhz PII ....still using ;)

    2. Re:Obligatory... by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      They're not done yet. Maybe Gates was right about 640k after all.

    3. Re:Obligatory... by Duds · · Score: 1

      Or he would have been, had he ever said it. Which he didn't.

    4. Re:Obligatory... by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Or he would have been, had he ever said it. Which he didn't.

      Man, stop ruining all the fun urban myths. Next you'll tell me there is no Santa.

    5. Re:Obligatory... by Duds · · Score: 1

      Oh there is... but it's Balmer.

  15. GX Optiplex Pentium Pro by PaulB007 · · Score: 0

    Oh the memories. I remember I couldnt afford a computer a few years ago, so I used a pirated ISO of XP and decided to put it on my old Dell Optiplex Pentium Pro, 100 MHZ, 128 MB of RAM, 4GB SCSI Hard Drive. The install took about three and a half hours, but the boot time took roughly 5 minutes or so if I remember right. It could perform basic functions, but more than one application and you could count on no activity for a long time. Surprisingly the machine never locked up and continued working. Im surprised the machine itself didnt just take a shit and die, I remember leaving it on one night and I could hear the hard drive working ALL NIGHT, I wonder how big the page file was on that thing..

  16. Mac? by duncanbojangles · · Score: 5, Funny

    What obscure hardware configurations have you managed to get Windows running on?

    iMac with an Intel Core Duo 2?

    1. Re:Mac? by John+Nowak · · Score: 1

      No no, not Core Duo 2, Core 2 Duo! I already look ridiculous enough installing Windows on my new iMac so I can play Vampire The Masquerade: Bloodlines because I never got to play it in 2005 when I had a Powerbook G4... don't make me look worse... MAN, this Tremere is kick-ASS!!

    2. Re:Mac? by basic0 · · Score: 1

      Look, if you're not going to take Mac ownership seriously, I'll be happy to give it a good home...

    3. Re:Mac? by starglider29a · · Score: 1

      Insignia's SoftWindows95 on PowerMacintosh 6100/66 WITHOUT the DOS Compatibility.

      I know this is a degenerate case, because I didn't really have to do anything except install it and watch Windows draw every... single... line that we later called a "button". But my kid could make a pixel car in MSPaint faster than the "freeze/reboot cycle" of mom's Windows ME.

      And in MS-DOS mode, it still runs the best word processor of all time... WordPerfect 5.0 (From back in the day when a "blue screen" was a good thing.)

      No menu, no mouse. We actually got things done. "We don't need no stinking menus!"

    4. Re:Mac? by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      an Intel Core Duo 2?

      That is obscure..

  17. my experience by kasgoku · · Score: 1

    Intel® Celeron® M Processor 340 [1.5GHz] + 192 RAM.

    I tried putting Ubuntu on this laptop, not much success, almost didnt work with that.
    Then, I started using a lightweight linux, which worked fine.
    Then, I tried WinXP Pro, works good on this machine. Not excellent, its workable.
    koolest thing -> I can play counterstrike!

    1. Re:my experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but......nobody cares.....

      Seriously. Why do people make comments like these? What sort of reply do they expect? "Oh wow, that's intruiging. Mod +1 Informative, please. Let the world know about how his laptop didn't/did work with ____ operating system."

  18. That Slashdot Bias, Again by Kennego · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They deserve a Golden Hourglass award for 'extreme waste of time.' Not that I ever expect much of anything from the Slashdot editors, but having this comment is just stupid. If someone were to get some Linux distro working on a much weaker box than we're used to seeing it on, it wouldn't be labeled an "extreme waste of time." When a Linux distro is compacted enough to conveniently fit on a flash drive, it's not an extreme waste of time (though yes I get how something like this is definitely more useful). But this, because it's Windows, has to be an extreme waste of time.

    It's a pretty big achievement, I think, to get WinXP to run on such a crappy setup, even more so because it IS Windows, which we're used to seeing require much more in terms of resources than a comparable Linux package. Maybe someone will figure out how to get WinXP running on their crappy but not-as-crappy box by reading this article.
    1. Re:That Slashdot Bias, Again by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      It's a pretty big achievement, I think, to get WinXP to run on such a crappy setup, even more so because it IS Windows, which we're used to seeing require much more in terms of resources than a comparable Linux package.

      No, it's not. All they did was plug in old hardware and try to install it. No limitation of size, no optimization of anything. Just simple testing of "how slow can you go?"

      The Linux comparison would be picking up Linux at the store, and seeing how low a system you could put it on.

      (The MS comparison to small-size Linux hacks is a size-limited Windows Embedded system.)

    2. Re:That Slashdot Bias, Again by sendai2ci · · Score: 1

      Direct quote from TFA...

      "The golden Sandclock Award For extreme waste of time."

      With a cool lil' sandclock gif beside it and everything...

    3. Re:That Slashdot Bias, Again by d0nu7 · · Score: 0

      And apparently they are running the server on that box as well......

    4. Re:That Slashdot Bias, Again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No limitation of size, no optimization of anything.

      If you read TFA, you'd know that they used nLite to do their installs, which can optimise and remove many WinXP components before install.
    5. Re:That Slashdot Bias, Again by iamstretchypanda · · Score: 1

      Actually, when i read the headline the first thing i thought was... "why?"

    6. Re:That Slashdot Bias, Again by Rakishi · · Score: 1

      No, its an extreme waste of time because the result is a virtually useless install and requires nothing more to accomplish than having time to waste.

      With linux you can at least have the result do something productive in many cases. For example they have routers that run linux or bsd perfectly fine on hardware as low as this.

      Now there are cases where is little value in getting linux to run on something but then it's a technical challenge, altering linux so it works. Again in this case no real technical challenge existed, in various cases they simply gave up as the system wouldn't run on the hardware.

  19. Heh... Not bad... by Svartalf · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It's comparable to the time I wanted to see just how brutal an environment Windows 95 would install
    and still "run". I had this old narfy 386sx-16 "laptop" with 16Mb of RAM and 120Mb of HD. I installed
    it with compression out of the gate and the thing just went in there. It wasn't happy with me, but
    it was usable for very small values of "usable" and it ran stuff like Delphi if you were patient for
    very large values of "patient" as it swap-thrashed itself to death doing what I asked of it.

    It still worked. I was impressed. Wasn't USEFUL, mind.

    This falls under the same category.

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  20. Not really an achivement, but... by Reservoir+Penguin · · Score: 1

    All our accountants use 333 mhz celerons with 256 megs of ram to run a single accounting applications. Once you switch to classic interface and turn off unnecessary services it actually runs faster than win2k on the same hardware, and it is the kind of hardware win2k was mean to run on. Needless to say we are not planning to switch to Vista!

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    1. Re:Not really an achivement, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      bullshit.

  21. Just not legal by www.sorehands.com · · Score: 1

    Computers may not have rights so you can install it on the computer.

    It is just illegal to make somebody use it, it is Cruel and Unusual Punishment. If the it is in the workplace, it is an illegal work environment.

    1. Re:Just not legal by Barny · · Score: 3, Funny

      And if used for medical computers, its an illegal operation :P

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    2. Re:Just not legal by Anonymous+Cowled · · Score: 1

      >> It is just illegal to make somebody use it, it is Cruel and Unusual Punishment.

      On the topic of Cruel and unusual Punishment... the United States Supreme Court has ruled that as written it applies only to punishments that are both cruel and unusual, and that punishments that are unusual but not cruel, or cruel but not unusual, are constitutional.

      So does that mean that if your normal method of punishment is electrodes attached to the scrotum, it's fine - but as soon as you start attaching electrodes to the elbows... whoa!! that's cruel and unusual!!

    3. Re:Just not legal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or that since prison rape is so common, it is in fact constitutional, if not yet an actual de jure part of the longer sentences in federal jails.

      So next time Bubba comes to visit your cell, he might actually be wawing the Constitution, grinning, and declaring "Not unusual! Not unusual!"

      At least that's what I hope Darl & co. will have to deal with... You know, "if you can't do the time, don't start the business".

  22. P120 Laptop by Digital+Pizza · · Score: 3, Informative

    I installed XP Pro on an old Toshiba Tecra 500CDT with a 120Mhz Pentium, memory maxed out at 144MB (actually a decent amount for that generation of hardware), drive upgraded to 6GB. The machine originally ran Windows 3.11, had a 500MB drive, and 16MB RAM.

    Microsoft dropped support for the Tecra's Chips&Technologies video chipset, so I used the driver from Win2K; also didn't support acceleration at 24-bit (worked but with pretty slow screen drawing) so set it to 16-bit color, worked great.

    Machine has a CDROM but BIOS won't boot from it so I had to boot the WinXP install floppies which you have to download from Microsoft; different set of disks for XP Pro and XP Home.

    Not going to win any speed records, but quite useable.

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    1. Re:P120 Laptop by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 1

      I knew a guy who had a 200MHz laptop with Windows XP. He was using a WindowsBlinds style (which I have found to be slightly slower than VisualStyles, and this is on a computer fast enough to handle themes normally). It was the slowest computer I had seen in a long time. Hell, I got annoyed with it easily before 5 minutes. God knows how long he'd had it. I bet he might still be using it too.

    2. Re:P120 Laptop by Datamonstar · · Score: 1

      That system must have cost a fortune originally! I remember, cause I wanted one. I had a similar model with a Pentium 90 and 8MB RAM and a much smaller hard drive and the thought of 16MB memory and half a gig of storage was drool-worthy. Good thing it's still being used for something. ;P

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    3. Re:P120 Laptop by jawtheshark · · Score: 1

      I installed WinXP Pro SP2 on a 300MHz laptop yesterday. It has 128Meg RAM. I did it because I didn't manage to install Linux and wanted to diagnose if the system was working properly. Everything worked. From newsgroups I found it's most likely a BIOS problem (something with floppy emulation mode for bootable CD-Roms). I didn't do much with the machine, but the standard theme of WinXP worked okay. (Personally I always use "Classic", even on high-end machines) Memory usage was about 100Meg, so I probably could have run an application or two...

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    4. Re:P120 Laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, I have this laptop too! I ran Debian on it for awhile, it's a good machine! My CD-ROM drive flat out quit working, so I had to do a floppy-based network install. Glad to hear that it -can- run XP though. Hahaha, That's pretty amazing :D

    5. Re:P120 Laptop by Rufty · · Score: 1

      Similar here. Toshiba Satellite Pro 440 with 144MB. Slow, but still useable. Wouldn't want to run iTunes, but browsing with 2-3 windows and reading mail is doable.

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    6. Re:P120 Laptop by Digital+Pizza · · Score: 1

      That laptop would probably have run tolerably without WindowBlinds, which can really slow down a machine.

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    7. Re:P120 Laptop by Digital+Pizza · · Score: 1

      It might have, but I got it for $100 on eBay a few years ago. By now you could probably get one for almost nothing; amazing how quickly technology depreciates.

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  23. Hmph... by Svartalf · · Score: 1

    That'd probably work- by accident. About like a Windows 1.0 system would. There's enough backwards
    compatibility there to support those the way they expect to enough to sort of run.

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    1. Re:Hmph... by Firehed · · Score: 1

      I doubt it. Wasn't Win3.11 16-bit? 16-bit support was dropped when 64-bit support was added, IIRC. That said, Parallels will do it fine (if you can resist slitting your wrist by the fourth floppy disk), and I'd imagine the other popular VM software can as well.

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    2. Re:Hmph... by Indy1 · · Score: 1

      no 16bit support still exists. you can run dos on a current cpu.

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    3. Re:Hmph... by kasperd · · Score: 1

      16-bit support was dropped when 64-bit support was added
      Not completely. The 64 bit CPUs are fully backward compatible. Some of the 16 bit support was dropped from the 64 bit mode. But the CPU still starts up in 16 bit mode, and much of the BIOS is 16 bit code. From there you can switch to 32 bit mode and only then can you switch to 64 bit mode. Once you are in 64 bit mode a few features are missing, you don't have any virtual 86 mode, and segmentation doesn't apply to 64 bit code. You can still run 32 bit code with the ordinary segmentation, and I even think you can run 16 bit code as long as you intend to run it in protected mode.
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    4. Re:Hmph... by dougmc · · Score: 1

      you can run dos on a current cpu.
      Indeed -- you can. And often you have to, to upgrade BIOSs and firmwares and such.


      I was thinking that maybe the Itanium couldn't run 16 bit code -- but apparently it has no trouble doing it -- it just does it really slowly. The Itanium 2 would seem to have gotten rid of the x86 compatibility in hardware (and moved it to software instead) so I don't see how it could run DOS. But all of the x86_64 cpus out there should have no trouble running DOS programs.

    5. Re:Hmph... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      16-bit support was dropped when 64-bit support was added, IIRC.

      You're confused. Nothing was dropped really, just that 16-bit process support was not extended to 64-bit mode. You can run the really old stuff or the really new stuff, just not both at the same time. (Well, you could, but it's too complicated to be worthwhile.)
    6. Re:Hmph... by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      Indeed -- you can. And often you have to, to upgrade BIOSs and firmwares and such.

      I'd be surprised if any mobo manufacturer in this day and age required DOS to upgrade the BIOS. My last 3 motherboards (from AOpen, Gigabyte, and Asus) have had updates that could be run from Windows, or just directly from a bootable device like a CD or USB dongle.

    7. Re:Hmph... by tomstdenis · · Score: 3, Informative

      x86_64 processors fully support 16-bit mode out of the box. You can't execute 16-bit code [natively] from long-mode [64-bit mode] however.

      When the cpu first boots though, it's running in 16-bit real mode.

      Tom

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    8. Re:Hmph... by jb.hl.com · · Score: 1

      My last Asus mobo came with a bootable CD with FreeDOS on it, which could be used to perform BIOS upgrades.

      Of course, for all other purposes it was useless (its main function, I found out, was to annoy the tits off me if I rebooted and left the CD in the drive).

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    9. Re:Hmph... by baadger · · Score: 1

      Some BIOS releases from Asus still say you should use their AFUDOS utility not the Windows updater, which needs to be run from DOS. The best thing to do in this case if you don't have a floppy drive is to grab a bootable CD image of the Windows 98 boot disk from AllBootDisks which will work on most setup's (although the CD-ROM driver sometimes won't detect some drives)

    10. Re:Hmph... by tverbeek · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Back in the mid-90s I tried installing Windows 1.0 on a Pentium, with little luck. The setup program would run but the system crashed when I tried to launch Windows from the DOS prompt. Probably due to incompatibility between the EGA video driver I selected and the onboard VGA of the machine; it might have worked if I'd had an actual EGA card to install. Modern CPUs and even the motherboard chipsets might be adequately backward compatible with XT-era hardware, but you'll have difficulty finding video hardware that's compatible with any modes earlier than 640x480@16 VGA.

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    11. Re:Hmph... by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      Well the manual with the Asus board I got specifically says that "The Asus EZ Flash 2 feature allows you to update the BIOS without having to go through the long process of booting from a floppy disk and using a DOS-based utility."

    12. Re:Hmph... by dougmc · · Score: 1

      I'd be surprised if any mobo manufacturer in this day and age required DOS to upgrade the BIOS.
      So, you've got *one* motherboard that can update the BIOS without using DOS, and from that you've extrapolated from that you'd be surprised that any motherboard requires DOS to do it?


      Well, even if every motherboard in the world can be updated without booting DOS, that doesn't mean that your peripheral cards can. If you've got some spiffy new RAID/SCSI/graphics/whatever card (or spiffy old one!), the odds are it's firmware updating software runs in DOS rather than something else. (And having it run only in Windows is no good -- what if this machine doesn't run Windows? It would be really unfortunate if you had to install Windows just to update some firmware on a PCI card.)

      But it's not a problem, as all the x86-64 cpus run DOS just fine. For the server boxes that have Itanium 2s that can only run IA-64 code, I don't know how they update their BIOS, but they must offer something. And if you have any PCI firmware cards that need their firmware updated, you'll probably do it on an IA-32 or x86-64 machine that can run it's likely DOS-based upgrader. (And if the PCI card only works on Itanium boxes, the vendor will probably provide some other method than a DOS based upgrader if the firmware often does need upgrading.)

    13. Re:Hmph... by svallarian · · Score: 4, Interesting

      So why in the dickens can't someone write a 16-bit wrapper so I can get some of this "32-bit software with a 16-bit installer" to install on Server 2003 x64?

      (Microsoft Great Plains version 9 if anyone cares)

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    14. Re:Hmph... by smchris · · Score: 1

      Doesn't surprise me. I think some early 1.x OS/2's were in the same situation.

    15. Re:Hmph... by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

      No market drive for it?

      You have to keep in mind that the original market for the 64-bit AMD chips [at least] was the Opteron server market. So when they designed the Opteron they did away with segmentation in long mode, and only added support for 32-bit processes. Idea being, why would a server farm run 16-bit software anyways? For the most part it supports 16-bit mode for two reasons:

      1. to boot a standard BIOS

      2. for those still wanting to run a 32-bit OS (on their 64-bit processor) which at the time meant all the WinXP users.

      Tom

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    16. Re:Hmph... by svallarian · · Score: 1

      You misunderstand. The software is 32-bit and works fine on a 64-bit machine. The installer *only* is 16-bit because they are two lazy to recode it.

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    17. Re:Hmph... by WeblionX · · Score: 1

      So you're trying to install 32-bit software on a 64-bit machine that has a 16-bit installer written by 2-bit developers?

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    18. Re:Hmph... by dryeo · · Score: 1

      Just run the installer until it breaks when it hits a 16 bit executable, go to %TEMP% (or where ever it gets unpacked), copy the unpacked install somewhere and unzip this http://hobbes.nmsu.edu/pub/windows/win32inst.zip over the unpacked install and you have replaced the 16 bit parts with 32 bit parts. Then run setup.

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    19. Re:Hmph... by GreyWolf3000 · · Score: 1

      Your comment had enough English words in it there so sort of convince my brain it had a chance in hell of sort of parsing it towards the end.

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    20. Re:Hmph... by svallarian · · Score: 1

      Nice! Thanks!

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  24. Hmmm by KKlaus · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So they win an award for biggest waste of time... and somehow I read about it on the front page of Slashdot. Methinks the award was right.

    ZzzZz.

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    1. Re:Hmmm by kimvette · · Score: 1

      And yet, many of us read every word of it, including the benchmarks.

      I read it out of morbid curiousity because I can't stand running Windows XP on even a Pentium 4; too long from POST to being able to actually open an application.

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    2. Re:Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well the only reason they won it is that slashdot won the award for the "most nerd time wasted" for three years running, and is no longer eligible.

    3. Re:Hmmm by sanjosanjo · · Score: 1

      Perhaps all of us who took the time to read the article deserve "honorable mention" for that Golden Hourglass award.

    4. Re:Hmmm by hey! · · Score: 1

      No, it's quite useful -- to prove a point.

      With a proprietary operating system, you are forced to replace hardware in order to receive critical updates (e.g., security). It isn't that the updates you need require more system resources; it's the other stuff the vendor wants you to take along with them.

      This is true of vendors of F/OSS operating systems as well as proprietary operating systems, with one difference: with a F/OSS system you can downconfigure or choose a derivative distro that is streamlined for older machines.

      This isn't a huge issue for most people. But it is important to remember that much computer obsolesence is due to software vendor business strategy. There's plenty of hardware in landfills that is perfectly good. In some cases the owners abandoned it because they wanted features that couldn't be supported on it. You can't install KDE on a Pentium 60 with 20MB of RAM. In other cases they abandoned it because they couldn't get a minimal level of support.

      One of the best laptops I ever had was a Apple 540c "BlackBird", which came with 4MB of RAM. There are some things that I do on my 2GB RAM laptop that are well beyond my old BlackBird. However most of my day to day needs probably could be done on it.

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  25. Vista... by nick_davison · · Score: 0, Troll

    That's nothing. I got Vista to run on a quad core, state of the art SLI system with only 4GB of ram.

    OK, so it only sort of runs, the SLI doesn't actually work and a lot of the positional audio effects on my sound card have disappeared... but I'm hopeful that, with enough time for them to upgrade drivers, I may one day get it fully functional. Until then, Minesweeper is screamingly fast.

    1. Re:Vista... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would you go through the trouble and expense of building a system like that and then install windows on it?

    2. Re:Vista... by Killjoy_NL · · Score: 1

      *sigh*

      Games of course :P (that's what I do on my winstall anyway)

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  26. Re:Reminds me of the time I compiled Gentoo on a 2 by stinerman · · Score: 1, Troll

    If you're going to troll at least make sense. Gentoo (and in general, Linux) won't compile on a 286. You'd need at least a 386.

  27. Cat-astrophic failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    I've got it running on my dead cat, and I can't tell the difference!

  28. RTFA by Tharkban · · Score: 3, Informative

    That comment was in the article. It was simply included in the summary, not added by /.

    > But until this [sic] the record of the lamest XP PC goes from Berlin (Germany) to Vienna (Austria).
    > {Image} The golden Sandclock Award
    > {Image} For extreme waste of time.

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    1. Re:RTFA by slack_prad · · Score: 1

      > {Image} For extreme waste of time.
      What would you want him to do instead? Visit slashdot and post comments?
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  29. The most interesting config I've done... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A mac

  30. Think again by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 5, Funny

    "They deserve a Golden Hourglass award for 'extreme waste of time.'"

    Uh... I don't think they'd appreciate that - they probably see plenty of hourglasses already.

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    1. Re:Think again by JonathanR · · Score: 1

      Slashdot. Where you sit and read about other people wasting time...

  31. Re:Reminds me of the time I compiled Gentoo on a 2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    woooosh :-(

  32. Re:Reminds me of the time I compiled Gentoo on a 2 by mh101 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You have no sense of humor, do you?

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  33. Har. by bmo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Windows 3.1 in a window on top of DesqView/X

    In 8MB.

    It worked...

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    1. Re:Har. by dfgchgfxrjtdhgh.jjhv · · Score: 1

      i had windows 3.1 on a 12.5mhz 286 with 1mb ram, vga graphics & 40mb hard drive.

      it couldnt do much apart from play solitare & took a large portion of the hdd, so i deleted it not long after seeing that it worked.

    2. Re:Har. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Back in those days, I had windows 3.11 installed on a 1.7MB formatted 3.5" floppy. Since it wasn't possible to boot from these, one had to run DOS from a separate floppy. I can't remember if that was before or after I upgraded my 16MHz 386sx with 2MB RAM (originally came with a 40MB MFM harddrive, which I "overclocked" to 60MB with a RLL controller) to a 486SX 25MHz (overclocked to 40MHz) and 8MB RAM.

    3. Re:Har. by bmo · · Score: 1

      For regular Windows, yours was screamingly fast as most people had 4MB. The 8MB machine I had back then had a 150MB(or something) IDE drive, 486DX66, ATI Mach32 card, and a 17 inch monitor, for CAD.

      It normally ran OS/2 with the patches for Windows 3.1, or PharLap for the CAD software (Personal Designer/GCD).

      DesqView/X with Win3.1 was done on a lark, and man, it was hilarious. I guess you really needed 12 MB or 16 for that, which people actually did because it allowed you to blast 3.1 over a network from one machine to another that had X.

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    4. Re:Har. by raynet · · Score: 1

      humm, I was running Windows 3.1 (or was it 3.0) on my first PC, a 80286 8MHz with two 21MB hard drives and 2,5MB of ram. It even had a expensive SVGA capable displaycard. Anyways, I used a virtual desktop to run programs on 9 different screens and it was pretty fast, it wasn't even swapping that much. Still, I was envious to my friend who got a 80386sx-16MHz and could play Wolf3d at full screen mode.

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    5. Re:Har. by dfgchgfxrjtdhgh.jjhv · · Score: 1

      wolf3d ran in full screen mode on my 12.5mhz 286, from dos, dont think i dared try it on top of windows. i think that extra 1.5mb ram & svga you had mustve made the difference for windows & 3.0 probably ran a little faster on 286s than 3.1. 3.1 wasnt very useful on my 286.

      yeah, i was envious of my friend that had a 386 too, he had a 386/16 with 4mb ram, svga & a 120mb hdd, he could run windows properly (in 386 enhanced mode!), and run all the games that refused to run on my 286.

      but my 286 did make me appreciate the 486/66 i upgraded to.

  34. i was running.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i was running win 98, with 16 meg ram and 255 mhz

  35. Gentoo! by audi100quattro · · Score: 1

    How about compiling Gentoo on an iPAQ, or a 33 Mhz with 32 MB of RAM?

  36. Back in the day... by Cervantes · · Score: 1

    Back in the day, I was strapped for cash and hardware, but I wanted some server action. So I installed Win2000 Advanced Server on a P1-200mhz with 32MB (if I recall right, might have been 64 or whatever was the min required to install). EDO ram. Most services running (WINS, DNS, file sharing, 2 NICs to serve as a gateway and firewall, print servers, etc).
    It was Ok for the first little bit. After a month or so though, it started to go downhill. At one point, I restarted it when I woke up in the morning, and it was ready to log 5 hours later. File transfer speeds measured in KB/S, not MB. A habit of crashing for no reason, requiring multihour restart cycles. I probably taxed it too much, with an ATI tv card install, gateway software,and other gizmos. It also got a few viruses that didn't properly clean.

    Eventually it was replaced by other hardware, but for the longest time it was my leverage around the household. Anytime someone did something I didn't want, I'd threaten to put the P200 back as the network server. I usually got my way.

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    1. Re:Back in the day... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      When I built my first home server/router/gateway, it was a P200 with 64MB RAM running Windows 2000 Server. It also had 2 NIC's to act as my router, because I was too cheap to go out and buy a good, quality router. Why go pay $50 or $60 bucks for a router, when I can goto Goodwill and pay $10 for an old computer and another $5 for a NIC? Besides, making it work is half the fun. But I digress, after the computer booted and got into a useable state, which was after about a day and a half, the computer was using a ton of virtual memory (just on a default install), and already starting to run slow. ICS was a nightmare, and the web sit I was hosting took to long to load, even from another computer in my home. So I 'upgraded' to FreeBSD, and it has served me so very well over years of its life. No more taking forever to load, no internet performance bottle necks (thanks NAT!), using about a quarter of as much memory (so it seems), and tighter security.

    2. Re:Back in the day... by hob42 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Reminds me of when I got ahold of a late beta of Win2k Server, and tried it out on my home Win95 system. It was a P200 with 64MB RAM, which seemed fine and dandy... but my fatal error was giving it the spare 1GB partition (which I used to experiment with Linux distros) of my 5GB drive, so I wouldn't have to touch the FAT32 partition at all. Hey, it met all the system requirements, so why not?

      It installed, but left less than 100MB left on the partition. After the final reboot, it sucked up the last bit of disk space for the swapfile, and it started configuring itself... About an hour later, it seemed to be finished, and I tried to log in. Up came a big window for setting up Active Directory. For the next several hours, the computer did nothing but swap to and from the woefully undersized pagefile, completely unresponsive to my vain attempts at input. I let it sit overnight, and finally gave up the next morning and wiped the partition.

      Didn't occur to me at the time, but all I needed was a little more disk space for the pagefile, and then it would have at least booted properly, even if not been very fun to use. As it was, I didn't touch Win2k again until I had upgraded to a 500MHz K6-2 and 256MB RAM.

      For what it's worth, I don't seem to have actually learned my lesson yet. I'm currently running Vista w/ Aero on a cheapo Compaq Celeron laptop with 512MB RAM and i945 graphics, loaded up with IIS7, SQL2k5, SUA, an X server, and so on. But hey, it _looks_ pretty! ;)

  37. Underclocking by jones_supa · · Score: 1

    How did they underclock the Pentium to only 8MHz?

    1. Re:Underclocking by jones_supa · · Score: 1

      Ahh, when the site got un-slashdotted, I was able to read it from the page. :P

  38. Gotta love it... by MooseMuffin · · Score: 5, Funny

    As soon as a new Windows comes out, the old one is suddenly hailed as everything you would ever need, and a marvel of efficient resource usage.

  39. I bought a 386 for like, $10. by istartedi · · Score: 1

    Or, it may have been given to me as part of some other deal. Kinad hazy on the whole thing now... I canabalized it for parts (case, CD-ROM, hard drive, etc. were all still worth something) but before I did that, I tried installing Windows 95 just for the heck of it, and it worked. That box had 4 megs of ram I think, I might have had to add some. I don't remember how big the hard drive was. I understand it might not have worked if I hadn't had a later model 386, something to do with the co-processor IIRC.

    This was back around 1998 or so. The hard drive and extra CD served me well for a few years. The extra floppy I have laying around in a box someplace may have come from that machine. The case, mobo, etc. Were either given away or sold for less than $10... it's been so long I don't recall much.

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  40. Worst I've seen by Tawnos · · Score: 5, Funny

    When I worked at a computer repair shop, a woman brought in her system and said it was running slowly. I start the system up and expect there to be a bunch of virii. What I saw next shocked me.

    After 30 minutes I'm looking at the default windows XP desktop. Immediately I know this is an illegal install, as the system had no sticker on it, and it looked too old to have had WinXP reasonably on it. I decide to see what service pack she's running, so I right click on my computer, click properties...and almost crap my pants. The system was running on a Cyrix M5 with 48MB of RAM. There were no service packs installed. She had about 30 worms installed and running on her system.

    Sometimes, late at night, I wake up in a cold sweat thinking about the horror of such a system.

    1. Re:Worst I've seen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I intentionally dont put my sticker on my case, even though MS says for you to do so. After an "incident" of some tech store idiot copying down my new XP install CD, then finding it being distributed at a local LAN party two weeks later, I've learnt my lesson NOT to give out anything which could end up coming back to hurt me.

    2. Re:Worst I've seen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Immediately I know this is an illegal install, as the system had no sticker on it, and it looked too old to have had WinXP reasonably on it.


      Because stickers make software legal? And no "retail" software exists? Your logic is flawless.

    3. Re:Worst I've seen by Dilaudid · · Score: 1

      Not flawless but pretty accurate. Out of the non-factory installs of windows out there, what percentage do you think were bought off Microsoft and what percentage came on a black market CD? I'm guessing - including second hand PCs - 5% vs 95%? I think maybe the man's logic was - if this woman isn't willing to spend $200 on a PC which is better than this, why would she spend $100 on a piece of software that doesn't work on it.

      Coincidentally I had a friend from Brazil who worked for Microsoft's PR group. Apparently they told her they at that time (I guess around 2000-2001) they had no interest in pursuing illegal home installers - they were just interested in following up businesses. I think that Microsoft's strategy was to dominate the home market by making their product effectively free, and that would encourage businesses to use the software since everyone can use it anyway. That's why the current DRMed status of Vista and XP is a great opening for Linux distros - Windows isn't free and it doesn't work, while linux is both.

    4. Re:Worst I've seen by AngelWind · · Score: 2, Informative

      Assuming someone bought her the retail version and upgraded her computer (probably after begging to upgrade it and then giving in, but it's generally easy to put the disk in and click upgrade themselves and think everything is normal), they don't generally have the OEM stickers to put on the computer unless they changed that practice these days.

      The install keys I've seen in retail versions are on a yellow sticker inside the brochure-like envelope they put in the box which doesn't detach unless you rip it off and superglue it to the case. :)

    5. Re:Worst I've seen by ET_Fleshy · · Score: 1

      Not that it matters, I can pull your keys for a lot of programs if i feel the need to.

      (tech-repair-guy)

  41. Re:Reminds me of the time I compiled Gentoo on a 2 by stinerman · · Score: 1

    Hey, I'm working 3rd shift!

    Yeah, I deserved that one.

  42. Re:It's all about the Pentiums! - THE VIDEO by Adeptus_Luminati · · Score: 1

    In case you're wondering what the hell this thread is about, watch this absolutely hilarious video by Weird Al Yankovic from 1999/2000.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7p0gKNQAGUc

    You'll laugh, you'll cry, and then you'll go watch "White & Nerdy"

    Adeptus

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  43. Re:It's all about the Pentiums! - THE VIDEO by Adeptus_Luminati · · Score: 2, Informative

    Actually sorry, that was a modified version of the original video...

    Here's the actual original video (much funiier): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vaNeaWQoHI&mode=re lated&search=

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  44. Re:last time by Architect_sasyr · · Score: 1

    Next time try plaster-of-paris. I promise you won't have that problem...

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  45. Overclocked to Install by ChrisXS · · Score: 1

    I once had to overclock a 486DX2-50 to 66mhz in order to install Win98SE. This was back in 98. I wound up putting two ISA NICs in it and used "Internet Connection Sharing" to make myself a router box for my brand new DSL line. I wound up leaving it overclocked and it was totally stable with an uptime of months on end though the longest period of time you could go without being forced to reboot after installing a critical update was about a few weeks. This was before cheap consumer routers were widely available. It served its purpose well for quite some time until I was DDoSed by a script kiddie on a DALnet chatroom. At the time Verizon used to actually hand out static IPs so I was at the mercy of this script kiddie until I finally got Verizon to give me a new IP.

  46. Heh... by rob1980 · · Score: 2, Funny

    [an error occurred while processing this directive] The server is temporarily unable to service your request due to maintenance downtime or capacity problems. Please try again later. [an error occurred while processing this directive]

    They weren't by any chance hosting their website on that box too were they?

  47. Re:last time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    just because its grease, it doesn't mean you are supposed to use it to help the little captain invade mr. whiskas through his back door.

  48. Waste of time by Bender_ · · Score: 1

    They deserve a Golden Hourglass award for 'extreme waste of time.' What obscure hardware configurations have you managed to get Windows running on?"

    They do? In fact this is still slightly more intellectually stimulating than reading and posting on ./.. or any weblog.

  49. Re:Heh... Not bad... by MukiMuki · · Score: 1

    386SX-25 with 4mb of RAM, 170Mb HD.

    Wordpad took 5 minutes to load.

  50. the award of golden hourglass by gomadtroll · · Score: 1

    Would go to anyone actually treading the article.

  51. Imagine.... by Sillygates · · Score: 1

    Just 5 years before windows xp came out (1996) people could run computers with 16-32MB of ram (not very well, but a whole lot better than with xp!)

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    1. Re:Imagine.... by Cprossu · · Score: 1

      I remember when 8mb was hot stuff (1994), and when 1mb was hot stuff (1990) in 96 32 was standard, and I remember dragging a old beat up original bugged pentium 75, a socket 4 pentium 60, and a 486dx/100(amd) into the world of 32MB, I tell you, it was screaming fast! (for like a week) now 2gb is becoming standard!

    2. Re:Imagine.... by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      Oh boy, the memories....

      1985? - 286 w/ 1MB RAM and 40MB disk. Screaming (at the time)
      1991 - 486 DX (66MHz) with 128MB of RAM and 2GB of disk space on 2 drives. It was a monster!!!

      Now my video card has more RAM than my first 8 computers combined.

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    3. Re:Imagine.... by Doppler00 · · Score: 1

      I'm more amazed just comparing my phone to my first PC. 486, 25MHz, 4MB of RAM, 200 MB of storage. Now my cellphone is 200Mhz, 64MB of RAM, and 2GB of storage and it does things you would never even dream about back then.

  52. Oh yeah, and it wasn't just a test computer... by MukiMuki · · Score: 1

    It was the only family computer for six months.

  53. Re:Heh... Not bad... by MarkRose · · Score: 1

    I once saw Win95a running in only 8 MB of RAM. Launching Netscape 4 would take about 2 minutes, but it worked.

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  54. Re:Reminds me of the time I compiled Gentoo on a 2 by Stewie241 · · Score: 1

    Not entirely convinced that's true, but you've been modded troll anyway, so I guess it doesn't matter. Certainly once could write a compiler that could run on a 286 that could compile Linux? There isn't anything magic that the compiler has to do, is there?

  55. Whippersnappers by westhinksnickssuck · · Score: 1

    I once installed Windows for Workgroups (3.11) on a NEC V20 (8086 clone) with all of 640K. It would only run in "Real" mode and of course it took ages to boot. Oh, the video was a Hercules card, monochrome of course, with a 12" yellow phosphor monitor. Hard drive was a 20M MFM on an 8-bit controller. I remember that I installed the Prodigy online service's software on it and actually connected over a 2400 baud modem.

    1. Re:Whippersnappers by Detritus · · Score: 1

      The Prodigy software was actually pretty impressive for how much stuff it could do over a slow modem. It supported NAPLPS, which never really caught on outside a few specialized applications.

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    2. Re:Whippersnappers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows 3.0 was the last version of windows that could run in real mode. 3.1 runs only in standard and 386 enhanced mode and 3.11 runs only in 386 enhanced mode.

    3. Re:Whippersnappers by westhinksnickssuck · · Score: 1

      OK, I must have loaded Windows 3.0 then. I know it was real mode, nothing else would work on the V20. I just did it to see if it would run at all. I remember the install floppys were 5.25"

    4. Re:Whippersnappers by westhinksnickssuck · · Score: 1

      You are right about NAPLPS, but those graphics were sure horrible in monochrome black and yellow. I remember that Prodigy would first preload a bunch of stuff during the install, and would always be downloading more in the background while the user wasn't doing anything. I only used Prodigy a couple of days on a trial. Didn't Prodigy get absorbed by Compuserve or some other early online service?

    5. Re:Whippersnappers by Detritus · · Score: 1

      Prodigy sort of faded away. The final nail in its coffin was Y2K. They decided that it would cost too much money to update the software to be Y2K compliant. "Prodigy Classic" was shut down at the end of 1999.

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  56. apparently that system pulls double duty... by hxnwix · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's also their webserver...

  57. Re:Reminds me of the time I compiled Gentoo on a 2 by alphamugwump · · Score: 1

    It's been ten whole years, and MY install hasn't even finished downloading yet, you insensitive clod!

  58. IIS too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They apparently are also using it to host their website.

  59. MOD PARENT INFORMATIVE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    If the GP can't tell the difference between a 286 and a 386, maybe he shouldn't be posting to slashdot.

    1. Re:MOD PARENT INFORMATIVE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The difference between 286 and 386 is -100.

      What?!

  60. Trump this... by mikiN · · Score: 1

    WP 5.1 on XTM PC emulator (running MS-DOS 6.22) on a Psion Revo (that calculator sized thingy that you forgot you put in your coat pocket). The little gadget has 8MB and cost me all of 5 Euros (about $6.57) used. Too bad it has no CF slot and backlight like the 5MX. but it works like a charm. Much longer battery life than my PDA running Windows Mobile, too.

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  61. Google cache by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  62. I almost feel bad about this........ by Sillygates · · Score: 1

    Brings back the memory of this site, which is hosted on a Mac SE: http://oldmac.toddverbeek.com:8012/

    let the slashdot effect commence!

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    1. Re:I almost feel bad about this........ by Stormwatch · · Score: 1

      A Mac SE? Have you no mercy for the poor thing?!

    2. Re:I almost feel bad about this........ by tverbeek · · Score: 1

      In the interest of full disclosure: the Mac SE web server site is currently running on a Linux box, as a placeholder while I figure out a better place in my data center (read: "apartment") to set up my Mac SE and Windows 3.1, and 386 floppy web servers.

      More closely related to this article (but not quite the same kind of thing), my current project is to run OS X on a Mac SE. Before anyone imagines an unholy hack involving PowerPC CPU replacements and XPostFacto, or calls bullshit on me, it actually involves stuffing a replacement monochrome VGA CRT and the innards of a G4 Mac Mini inside the SE case, with an iMate to connect the ADB keyboard and mouse. I call this machine the "Macintosh SE X". Most of the basic specs of the finished machine are roughly 1024x the specs of the original machine from 20 years ago: 1GB RAM instead of 1MB, 700MB recordable media (CD-R) instead of 800KB (floppy), 80GB hard drive instead of 20MB. I'm more of a shade-tree software hacker than a hardware hacker, so the "fit and finish" on it is a bit rough, but it's working pretty well so far. I'll put up a page about it when it's completed.

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    3. Re:I almost feel bad about this........ by tverbeek · · Score: 1

      By the way, anyone notice that these crippled-WinXP guys are using an old Apple monitor with a VGA-plug adapter?

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    4. Re:I almost feel bad about this........ by Cprossu · · Score: 1

      yep, I ran one with my 20" apple for years, love that little piece of hardware- some older apple monitors (Multiscan 15's and such) actually had db15's on them and came with an adaptor to make it work on a mac (?) we had a full lab of LC's with apple branded monitors that were db15 native and came with the inverse of that adaptor =)

    5. Re:I almost feel bad about this........ by Delkster · · Score: 1

      There's also at least one web server running Minix on a 286. Granted, the site is there mostly to brag about the setup itself.

      No, I won't link it. Wait, actually it seems I can... looks like it's also being (temporarily) run on a more modern mirror.

  63. Re:Reminds me of the time I compiled Gentoo on a 2 by m50d · · Score: 1
    I decided to actually try this, though the worst (best?) I could find was a 486. I even used distcc. 2 months on I was still waiting for the stage 1 gcc to compile.

    /happy gentoo user

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  64. Heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I misread the title as 8-GHz and 20 GB. I assumed the article was about how they finally found a home machine capable of running it.

  65. I already did that by Ars+Dilbert · · Score: 3, Funny

    I have made a 3.5" floppy with DOS 5.0 and Win 3.0. (Most of it anyway; some extras like paint etc wouldn't fit.) There was even enough room left on the floppy for the sysinternals NTFS driver for DOS! I can boot off this floppy and access the HD.

    I've originally planned to use it as a recovery disk for systems that won't boot. But I've since found a much better use for it: pranks. There's nothing like watching someone jump when Windows 3 boots on their brand new Dell.

    1. Re:I already did that by dosius · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Minimal Windows directory

      Some of these files, can't remember which, I think they came from the win98 installer, making them smaller. It can't run DOS apps, unfortunately.

      If anyone can make Windows 3.1 *with* DOS support fit onto a 1.44 MB floppy, I'd like to see it.

      -uso.

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    2. Re:I already did that by eric2hill · · Score: 1

      Wow, that takes me back. You can do a minimal windows load on a floppy with DOS support using a simple trick. Pack the Windows directory into a RAR self-extractor. The startup disk needs HIMEM.SYS, EMM386.EXE NOEMS, and a RAM disk driver that I believe was called Terje's RAM disk? It installed into XMS instead of EMS. The boot disk would unpack the RAR to the RAM disk, and then you could boot Windows support.

      I built a few of these for burnin purposes when I worked at a local computer shop. I might be able to whip one up again in VMWare if it was really useful.

      My favorite claim to fame is the same technique with a full Microsoft TCP/IP network redirector (MSCLIENT from Microsoft's ftp site) and two dozen network drivers. When you boot the thing up, it would ask you to push a letter to select the correct computer network type and get on the network appropriately. We used the crap out of that disk.

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    3. Re:I already did that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If anyone can make Windows 3.1 *with* DOS support fit onto a 1.44 MB floppy, I'd like to see it.

      what like the version here?

    4. Re:I already did that by dosius · · Score: 1

      Had to give up Winfile to do it (I'm using MS-DOS Executive [Windows 2.0 shell] from Windows 3.0, alongside my own light command shell), but it works now. It's a remarkably light system, booting with Compaq MS-DOS 3.31.

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  66. n00bs by alphamugwump · · Score: 3, Funny

    All these n00bs talking about installing something on 64 megs crack me up. When I was a boy, I ran windows 3.1 on my TI-83 -- and was grateful, too!

    1. Re:n00bs by Usquebaugh · · Score: 1

      No joke

      my first job was as an operator on big iron, not IBM

      To start the machine from cold involved :-

              Power on CPU, Card reader, Tape drives, Floppy drives, Disk Drives, Network interface and Line printers
              Load 1st card deck to load floppy firmware
              Load 2nd card deck to load tape firmware
              Load Disk firmware from floppy
              Load NIC firmware from tape
              Load 3rd card deck to boot cpu from disk

              I took 30 minutes to bring the machine up to full operation and then another 30 minutes to load all the app software.

              The nic was the size of a large chest freezer.

              There was switches and flashing lights everywhere :-)

              However unplanned downtime was unheard of, like the phones it just worked.

  67. Re:Reminds me of the time I compiled Gentoo on a 2 by stinerman · · Score: 1

    There is a port of Linux that will run on some microcontrollers, and ELKS, which is "sort-of Linux" aims to run on the 8086 and the 286.

  68. Re:Reminds me of the time I compiled Gentoo on a 2 by Stewie241 · · Score: 1

    That's true, but is irrelevant. The claim was that Linux was being COMPILED on the 286, not being run. I don't think any special computer is required to turn C code into machine code. A 386 may be necessary to run that machine code. It's called cross-compiling.

  69. Pffft by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 4, Funny

    I got Linux running on a motorized abacus powered by squirrels.

    Then I got Windows CE running on an ancient Mayan claendar.

    Then, utilizing quantum states, I got Mac OS 9 running on a single electron.

    I rule! Bow to me! Argh!

    1. Re:Pffft by calvespa · · Score: 1

      > Then, utilizing quantum states, I got Mac OS 9 running on a single electron. snappy retort, haah.

    2. Re:Pffft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Me and some friends of mine got Stonehenge to dualboot linux and DOS once, hard part was finding a disk druid to do the incantations.

  70. challege by kahrytan · · Score: 0

    I challenge slashdot to do the same exact thing with Ubuntu 6.1 or the equivalent Linux distro. The only requirement is that must be using it's bundled Gnome/KDE desktop running. ie, Ubuntu with Gnome (bundled version) running on 8mhz x86 machine.

    No cheating. Linux distro must be the latest version using the stock desktop environment. No booting into command-line and thats it. It has to boot into Gnome or KDE and be able to run.

    Let's see how Windows XP and a latest Linux distro do on the same machine.

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    1. Re:challege by AaronW · · Score: 1

      That's not exactly fair since XP came out over 5 years ago. How about trying a Linux distribution from back then?

      I have a server chugging away that is happily running SuSE 8.2 on a 333MHz PII with 512MB of RAM. It's been running as a file, SMTP (with spam filter), IMAP, DNS and web server and it hasn't been rebooted in over 3 1/2 years. I also use it for some remote access and even fire up Mozilla on it from time to time from a remote terminal. The only reason I see to upgrade it is so I can move to modern hardware and a more up to date Linux distro since a lot of current apps won't compile on such an old distro (2.4.20 based).

      -Aaron

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    2. Re:challege by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay, but you make it work with Vista then, you know, to make it 2007 vs 2007.

    3. Re:challege by kahrytan · · Score: 1

      Does that server run Gnome and/or KDE? If so, swap out processor for 100mhz. And see how far down it can do and still run.

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    4. Re:challege by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 1

      You could say XP was the only operating system at the beginning of 2007.

      Plus the latest Ubuntu stable release wasn't released *after* vista.

      So the fair comparison is still XP (as of Winter 06) to Ubuntu (as of Winter 06).

    5. Re:challege by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No it's not. Are you stupid?

    6. Re:challege by KillerBob · · Score: 0
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    7. Re:challege by SEMW · · Score: 1

      No you haven't, you've linked to a distro specifically designed for running on low spec systems. That misses the entire point. There are versions of Windows specifically designed for legacy PCs as well; and installing and using one of them on the kind of system it was designed for wouldn't exactly be newsworthy either. The fun thing is getting an OS that isn't specifically designed for low end systems to run on them, hence the parent's challenge.

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    8. Re:challege by KillerBob · · Score: 1

      The challenge was for any modern Linux distro. DSL is a modern distro. I know people who run it on high end hardware for gaming. Just because it's purpose built to have a small footprint doesn't discount it from the running.

      However, if you really want to get pissy about it, you can get Zenwalk or Slackware running on hardware as anemic as in TFA. I know from experience that Zen 4.2 will run on a P90 with 16MB of RAM.

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    9. Re:challege by Runefox · · Score: 1

      Actually, the version of XP in these screenshots lacks a service pack line, so therefore, it means the XP from 2001. That means the fair comparison is XP from 2001 vs Linux from 2001.

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    10. Re:challege by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 1

      Your mom is stupid.

    11. Re:challege by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 1

      Fair enough. Ubuntu (w/gnome) 2001 vs XP 2001

  71. 8MB, or even less, routine for Win 95 by Mostly+a+lurker · · Score: 1

    Back in the 1995-96 timeframe, notebook computers with only 8MB of RAM were quite normal and generally came preloaded with Win 95. I agree performance was not stellar, but much depended on what you tried to run. I bought a high-end notebook early 1996 with 32MB of RAM and used to run Windows NT 4 Server as well as Window 95 on it. I continued to use the machine periodically until 2002.

  72. My computer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My primary computer is an 800 MHz machine from 2001. Win2k runs just fine under VMware on gentoo (for windows-only stuff like Chemoffice, Merck, etc.)

    That's right, 800 MHz + gentoo + Win2k. It works, bitches.

  73. Cyrix M5 by bxbaser · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Proud to say never owned a cyrix processor.

    Kids today have it easy, back in my day you just might have had to get a cyrix.

    1. Re:Cyrix M5 by Reziac · · Score: 1

      I know what you mean... I've had a few Cyrix CPUs fall on my head, but if I had to buy one... I think I'd rather use an abacus. It'd be faster, and it wouldn't burn the house down either!!

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    2. Re:Cyrix M5 by NeMon'ess · · Score: 1

      Proud to say I owned a Cyrix 266 actually running at 209MHz. Saved a good amount of money over a Pentium II, and I was quite satisfied with it's performance compared to my friend's Pentium 150MHz, and later a PII 400MHz. Performance was as expected in-between the two.

      Of course that was the best Cyrix ever got compared to Intel's products at the same time. Obviously all downhill from there.

  74. Re:last time by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 5, Informative

    "last time i used thermal compound my cat had silver crap for weeks"

    There's a warning on the thermal compound that you shouldn't take it internally. Now I realize it wasn't specific enough to mention cats....

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  75. Re:Reminds me of the time I compiled Gentoo on a 2 by stinerman · · Score: 1

    True again. I should just give up tonight.

  76. Seems like by saibot834 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Seems like they are using it as their server...

  77. Deja Vu by Legion303 · · Score: 1

    This article was much more entertaining when I saw it on Slashdot two or three years ago, complete with almost identical comments about how they must be hosting the site on the test system in question because it wouldn't load after being slashdotted, etc.

    What's the current record for longest time between dupes? I think it just got shattered.

  78. It's called a terminal emulator by MrBoombasticfantasti · · Score: 1
    While I don't know this particular system, most large database systems are not run on the local pc. Not even client-server.


    They probably use a terminal emulator (vt100, what-have-you) to get access to the big iron that runs the database app.


    I've used such a setup from 1994 to 1999, after that the system got overhauled to include a flashy web frontend. Mind you, you can still access the app the 'original way' too and on occasion I have to. It is much, much faster this way too.

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  79. So, were's the license then? by CFD339 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'd like to see the license they bought for that. Can that thing pass the "WGA" test? Is it patched to SP2 and have the latest security patches? If not, it's just another spam sending zombie. ;-0

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    1. Re:So, were's the license then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh noes! 1 more spam message per hour! (I doubt the poor thing could handle much more, what with running XP and all..)

  80. Installed on... by baKanale · · Score: 1

    A dead badger!!!

    Oh, wait...

  81. Re:Heh... Not bad... by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

    "I once saw Win95a running in only 8 MB of RAM. Launching Netscape 4 would take about 2 minutes, but it worked."

    Count me in. I had a 486-33 with 8 meg of RAM and 95 worked okay. Granted, that's probably by a different standard than I'm used to today, but yeah, it worked. I played games and everything on it. I didn't have the half-hour bootups that were mentioned earlier. I'm curious: Was there a fundamental difference between a 386DX and a 486DX? Is there a reason that a 486-DX 33 would boot up in under 5 mins when a 386-DX 20 would take half an hour? (Same amount of RAM...) I think I may have been misinformed about the differences between the 386 and the 486, so I'm curious.

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  82. Pentium III, 1GHz with 256 Mb, works great by MrBoombasticfantasti · · Score: 1

    My Toshiba Satellite Pro 4600 (Pentium 3, 1 GHz, 256 Mb) works great with Ubuntu. All devices detected and working. And it is quite snappy too! I've used it for internet/open office for about two years.

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  83. D-Link DFL-700 router by johu · · Score: 4, Interesting

    D-Link DFL-700 router runs WinXP quite well. It has 266 MHz AMD Geode (486 class CPU) and 64MB RAM. Just connect keyboard and VGA to debug connectors onboard (get pinout from Lanier website - they're actual board manufacturer) and plugin laptop HDD instead of non-standard flash-drive they ship with.

    1. Re:D-Link DFL-700 router by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah but for the price you could buy a much faster full desktop.

      For example, the DFL-700 is about $320 (Newegg).

      Currently at Dell (or pick another vendor) you can buy Dimension C521 with an AMD Sempron 3400+, 512 MB RAM, DVD, 80 GB HD, nVidia, etc. for just $40 more than the DFL. Sure, it will use more power but it's also a hell of a lot more powerful.

  84. Laptop by Shemmie · · Score: 1

    I set my Mom up with an old laptop. I managed to get XP running reasonably well on a P3 600Mhz Toshiba with 128 MB RAM. She surfs the net using Firwfox, she can watch movies, using VLC, via our wireless file store, and she can play Solitaire. Everything she wants in one box.

  85. Ah by trifish · · Score: 0, Troll

    So first it's "Look how Windows is bloatware and suxz0rs compared to Linux which can run with negligible amount RAM!" and when someone shows WinXP can do it too it's a "dubious milestone" and "award for 'extreme waste of time.'".

    I guess it's time for me to leave this fair "crowd" at last.

    1. Re:Ah by KillerBob · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, see.... I once got Windows 2000 running on a '486 DX/33 with 64MB fo RAM. Not really that much of an achievement: though it was below the minimum required MHz, it had twice the minimum RAM to make up for it. The thing is... I never shut down that computer if I could help it, because it took 3 hours to boot, and the latency in responding even to a mouse click took several seconds. Compare that to, say, Damn Small Linux, which would fly on that system.

      Now. XP has significantly higher "minimum" specs than 2K. It's also significantly more "bloated", in that it actually does need those higher minimum specs because it's got more stuff running. The UI takes more clock cycles to render, and there's more services running. AND... a Pentium at 8MHz with 20MB of RAM has less raw processing power than a '486 DX/33 with 64MB. How well do you think that XP installation actually ran?

      Getting an OS *installed* on an anemic system is nowhere near the same as getting it to *run*.

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    2. Re:Ah by trifish · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry but you missed the point of my post completely.

  86. Re:last time by Nullav · · Score: 4, Funny

    i used thermal compound my cat had silver crap for weeks
    Could someone explain how this was modded 1, Informative?
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  87. Not long enough ago by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

    Do any of you know the origin of the term "break/fix"? There's a certain dangerous poetry in the phrase that appeals to me.

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  88. Re:last time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I share your pain, but am dutifully bound to tell you that you must be new here.

  89. Re:last time by AlHunt · · Score: 4, Funny

    >There's a warning on the thermal compound that you shouldn't take it internally. Now I realize it wasn't specific enough to mention cats..

    Even if it did, who's going to teach the cats to read?

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  90. Oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let me make a diagram

              o -->

              O --your skull (note the hollowness)
              | /|\
            / \

  91. old laptop by martin_lovick · · Score: 1

    i remember installing windows 95 from a pile of floppy disks onto an old greyscale laptop that someone gave me. It was a 486 SX 25 with 4MB RAM and a 120MB HD, it only left about 40MB to play with

  92. Re:last time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's a warning on the thermal compound that you shouldn't take it internally. Now I realize it wasn't specific enough to mention cats....

    The inside of a cat is external to me, so it must ok!
  93. Re:Heh... Not bad... by Mr.+Ksoft · · Score: 1

    I had a 486-DX2 66 with 8MB RAM running Win95. It took 2 minutes to boot. (However it took almost 3 days to install because I had to keep running around finding the disks and sometimes finding blank ones to write disk images of warez copies of the 95 install disks that were missing) There's another difference, seems that the mhz might do something. 'Twas almost usable, except that my video card kept it at 640x480x256. I even ran some game that required a Pentium and 16MB RAM on it.

  94. Why The Award? by Petersko · · Score: 1

    "They deserve a Golden Hourglass award for 'extreme waste of time."

    Explain to me why this is any more of a waste of time than making linux run on all sorts of inappropriate hardware. Seems to me there is LOTS of competition for the award. Don't just give it to these guys because it's Windows - let them earn it in earnest competition.

  95. This is old news by isecore · · Score: 1

    I saw this about 4-5 months ago. Yes, it's rather impressive/masochistic (pick one) but it's not exactly fresh off the presses.

    Hell, I've done similar stunts in my time, but did it get me on Slashdot? Nope. So sorry to sound like a grumpy old man but this has been around the net a while.

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  96. Mgz don't matter. by jellomizer · · Score: 3, Informative

    The tough part is getting XP to run on the RAM not the MHZ the lower Mhz just make it slow. If you could go down to 1 Hertz XP should still work. Just be about a billion times slower then it is now.

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    1. Re:Mgz don't matter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you could go down to 1 Hertz XP should still work. Just be about a billion times slower then it is now.

      I don't know about that. It's not uncommon for IPC mechanisms to have a timeout set - if some operation doesn't happen within 30 seconds, then it might as well never be able to happen. Those timeouts aren't relative to the clock speed. I think it's possible that if you go too low, some critical operation is just impossible.

  97. Re:Heh... Not bad... by petermgreen · · Score: 2, Informative

    Was there a fundamental difference between a 386DX and a 486DX
    Intels use of the terms DX and SX is a bit confusing

    386SX-16 bit external bus, no internal floating point unit
    386DX-32 bit external bus, no internal floating point unit
    486SX-32 bit external bus, no internal floating point unit
    486DX-32 bit external bus, internal floating point unit

    there were also some other fairly major architectural changes between 386 and 486 at least according to wikipedia.

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  98. What u guys did was weak,,so badly by holywarrior21c · · Score: 0

    My parent do not throw away nothing from our house, including 8bit computers from like way-before-i-was-born. We managed to have windows 98 installed on a 486 computer and i installed starcraft so my little cousin can play on it without bothering me. Tell ya it takes 6mins to load and clearing 1on1 computer vs my little cousin takes like 3hours;best 8 year old sitter machine in the world. Finally my little cousin can shut up and sit down for more than 15mins. --

  99. Not XP by hcdejong · · Score: 1

    But I did run Windows 3.0 on a 286 with 2 MB RAM. The RAM was installed on an ISA expansion card. Painful, that was.

    1. Re:Not XP by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Sopme of those memory-expansion cards only knew an ancient version of EMS. I had such a card in my 286, and none of its 1990ish-vintage DOS apps would speak to the 2mb of EMS on the card. So I configured the entire 2mb as a RAMdisk, and that became the 286's workspace... which tripled system performance (such as it was!)

      BTW I still have the 286 -- it wasn't retired for good until 2001.

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  100. I call bullshit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > so I right click on my computer, click properties...

    You worked in a computer repair shop and don't know Windows key shortcuts?

  101. I wish it would run on legit systems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Still trying to get XP Pro to run beyond the WGA install with legal OS and hardware it came with.

  102. Good old times by harry666t · · Score: 1

    A.D. 1995 or so. 386 or less (not sure). 1 MB of ram. 30 MB HD. Windows 2.x.

    A.D. 1997 or 1998. 486. 4 MB of ram. Windows 95.

    Somewhere around late 90s. An old calculator with reverse polish notation. Erwin, the AI.

  103. Re:Heh... Not bad... by 1110110001 · · Score: 1

    I had Win95 running on my 486 dx2 with 4 MB RAM. It worked, but crashed at shutdown. Microsoft said it was the mouse driver or the graphic driver. With 20 MB it didn't crash anymore. Guess Win95 had swapped out code it needed to shutdown, but turned the swap off before finishing the shutdown.

  104. Impressive... by Svartalf · · Score: 1

    Not bad at all. Seems Win95 was a leaner OS than we gave credit for it...

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  105. Yeah, but... by Svartalf · · Score: 1

    They came with more HD space by far and ran on a little more CPU.

    Running with compression on to fit everthing I needed on that spartan HD had an impact on things- made it like
    it had about 4-6 Mb of RAM.
    Couple this with a 386sx CPU...

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  106. For the real XP masochist by toupsie · · Score: 1

    Nothing beats trying to run Windows XP on the first OQO. 256Mb of RAM on a Transmeta Caruso chip. Clicking the START button can take up to a minute to get a response from the system and it sounds like a mini jet engine when the internal fan kicks on from the heat generated by the processing power it requires display the Start Menu.

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  107. dosbox does that by twitter · · Score: 3, Interesting

    You can run win 3.1 on dosbox. I imagine there's a 64 bit port in Debian and elsewhere. With a fast enough machine, it should be about as quick as it ever was. It's kind of slow on a 1GHz class 32bit cpu.

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  108. Windows Server 2003 on a-synchronous cpus by TheThiefMaster · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've run Windows Server 2003 on a pc with two different speed cpus.

    You read that right.

    One of the Athlon MP 2400s in my box died, and I didn't have a spare. I did have a spare Athlon XP-m 2400, so I decided to try it. Unfortunately mobile cpus boot at their lowest speed, so my server had one 2GHz cpu and one 600MHz cpu in MP...

    It worked perfectly, except for programs that tried to use cpu cycle counters to measure time. Eg. I started my Counter-Strike server and it was confused as to whether it had been on for 1 minute or 2 hours.

  109. Re:last time by nateb · · Score: 5, Funny

    Could someone explain how this was modded 1, Informative?

    Well, you didn't know that before you read it, did you?

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  110. P-133 with Windows 2000 was barely tolerable by SlappyBastard · · Score: 1

    I couldn't imagine pissing with XP on the something worse with less than 64 Mb. What did they do while thing was booting? Translate War and Peace from beginning to end?

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  111. Mac OS X 10.3 on a Centris by Jerry+Smith · · Score: 1

    http://mactalk.com.au/articles/68kpanther/ describes how 10.3 'runs' on a Centris. From TFA: "The victi^WMac used for this little project is a Centris 650, with 68MB RAM, a 25MHz 68040 and 4GB drive". Some cheating (Pear PC) was involved though.

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  112. 60%?! by hansamurai · · Score: 1

    The CPU is working at full capacity to 60 % when you are only using the Desktop! Nowadays with a modern CPU you had to run much tasks in background to reach such a high level of work.

    Guess they haven't tried Vista yet!

  113. Re:Heh... Not bad... by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

    Did putting a math co-processor with a 386DX make it close to a 486DX? (or... did 386's allow for a co-processor...?)

    (p.s. thanks for the info!)

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  114. this isn't obscure... by chrwei · · Score: 1

    What obscure hardware configurations have you managed to get Windows running on?

    It's still "common" hardware, just because they underclocked it and removed RAM until the HDD screamed in pain due to swapping doesn't make this "obscure".

    On the obscure side, I managed to get an Ubuntu Edgy "server" install on a HP Network Scanjet 5. Even got the LCD and keypad working thanks to some work a guy did to get FreeBSD on one, but unlike the FBSD project I have the full Ubuntu repositories and thus lots of apps available without needed to compile anything. It scans, emails, faxes, and copies just like the original OS did, except that no NT4 server is required and it can scan directly to a file server (you pick the protocol, they all will work). It can even do email address lookups from a database, and I'll have a fax address book implemented soon as well.

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  115. Re:Heh... Not bad... by Glonoinha · · Score: 1

    In addition to the other architectural changes, I think the biggest differences between the two generations of chip was the inclusion of 8k of onboard cache, the ability to pipeline instructions, and the ability to actually execute one instruction per clock cycle (under ideal conditions, meaning the pipeline was already populated with the correct instructions so the CPU didn't have to go fetch them one at a time, using several clock cycles to do each.)

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  116. windows 98 on a 486 with 32 mb of ram by dkarma · · Score: 1

    and it was a laptop....it wouldn't boot to windows, but you could access a command line
    I mounted it in a picture frame and loaded up a dos slideshow app
    it cycled through pics of my daughter...bam digtal picture frame.

    the only problem was there was only a floppy drive so getting pix on there was slow

  117. I had W95 running with less than 24M by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My grandfather has (well had now that it'd been trashed) a Swan 486SX-33 with 8 megs of RAM running Windows 3.1. He had upgraded the memory to 24M by adding a 16M stick. I tried to install Windows 95 on it, but it kept crashing during the install. After a little testing I discovered it was the 16M stick had gone bad. Pulled the stick, booted back into W3.1, and proceeded to run the W95 installer off of CD. Granted it took quite a bit of time, but W95 finally went on. It was pretty freakin slow but I remember testing the system by playing my brother in DOOM 95 over the network. Granted he got to use the "frag me" machine, but everything still "ran"

  118. Re:Heh... Not bad... by junglee_iitk · · Score: 1

    Wow! My father has a computer he bought back in 1995 (or was it 6? I don't remember). Here is the config:
    8 MB RAM
    1.18 GB Hard disk
    150 MHz Pentium processor

    It used to run Windows 95, along with MS Office 95. It was fine! I remember playing games on it, though most of the games had a minimum requirement of 166 MHz, so no 3D :)

    He upgraded it to 16 MB RAM, and added a 1.20 GB hard disk later some time. Now it runs Windows 98 and MS Office 97. It still very usable.

  119. Re:how hypocritical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You didn't read the article did you.

  120. TRS 80 by coolmoose25 · · Score: 1

    A friend of mine hacked a Trash80 Model 4 and turned it into a webserver. Yeah, he had to write the webserver himself. Still runs, and not a single malicious break in, I might add.

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  121. Re: Spam Sending on this thingie by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    How many malware authors rate their trojans to run at 8 mhz and 20 megs of ram?

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  122. Windows Me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had a computer illiterate friend who ran ME. After 18 months of frustration he actually threw the machine into the canal next to his house.

    (Not very environmentally friendly I know, but he think he'd had a few pints.)

    1. Re:Windows Me by Basehart · · Score: 1

      Sounds like my kind of guy. I threw my third printer across the room last week. To date all Epsons, and all replaced by HP's.

  123. Re:Heh... Not bad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, the 486 is a truly pipelined CPU while the 386 is not, also, the 486 has a much more advanced (L1) cache. A 486 is roughly twice as fast as an equivalent clocked 386. Also most 386 mainboards had no L2 cache while most 486 boards do, this can also make a substantial difference in memory access speed.
    It is possible to extend a 386 with a 387 co-processor (or other co-processors such as the Weitek 1167), but I recall these units where much slower than the 486's internal co-processor.

  124. Oddball install circa 1990 by Inode+Jones · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Windows can do the funnniest things...

    Rewind to 1990. Install Windows 3.0 on your Banyan VINES file server. Then prepare a boot floppy with DOS, the Banyan drivers and nothing else. Remove the hard drive from a 386SX with 4MB RAM, boot said machine with the floppy and start Windows from the file server.

    In this configuration, Windows will happily page to the floppy, that being the only local storage available. :-)

  125. Mac community beat them to it by adrianmonk · · Score: 2, Interesting

    These people are way behind the curve. The Mac community did this years ago, running OS X 10.3 on an old 25 MHz Mac.

    Because of the software emulation required to run the PowerPC code on a 68k machine, the person who did the experiment estimated that booting up should take about 7 days. :-)

  126. Win 95 486-100Mhz, 4 MB RAM by alephnull42 · · Score: 1

    I have a 100 MHz 486 DX Laptop in the room next to me, which boots Windows 95 with 4 Megs RAM, without too much pain.

    It is actually useable, can browse files, connect to the Net (Netscape).
    Of course once you try to run any MS-Office app - you're screwed...

    Tried to run mulinux on it, it worked, but didnt like the 4 MB RAM at all, no way to get a GUI up

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    1. Re:Win 95 486-100Mhz, 4 MB RAM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like the old clunker I run as a print server and scanner driver (it's a parallel port scanner, unsupported by linux). 486-100, 16MB ram, 800MB hdd, win95. Not fast, but does the job well enough.

  127. Re:Reminds me of the time I compiled Gentoo on a 2 by maxume · · Score: 1

    Get more pigeons.

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  128. 2.1 Gb HDD by iRob_m · · Score: 1

    I got bored one time and installed XP Pro on an old 2.1 Gb drive I had lying around. It actually worked absolutely fine, without a problem of any kind. Of course, when I plugged in the ethernet cable it found the automatic updates, and gave me 'low disk space' warnings and shut itself down while trying to download them. Good times.

  129. os 9 by fontkick · · Score: 1

    Windows 95 on Virtual PC running in OS 9 classic mode (emulation) on a Mac G5 running OSX.

    (Long live the Ascii art collection)

    1. Re:os 9 by fontkick · · Score: 1

      Windows 95 on Virtual PC running in OS 9 classic mode (emulation) on a Mac G5 running OSX. (Long live the Ascii art collection)

      And the app was TDraw, which runs in DOS.

    2. Re:os 9 by kimvette · · Score: 1

      What you should then do is run an Amiga emulator in Windows 95, and in that Amiga emulator, run a C=64 emulator.

      OH THE PAIN!

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  130. Re:last time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is ok, for you.

  131. Re: Spam Sending on this thingie by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 1

    Huh? Hopefully a single process doesn't take up 20mb of RAM... even on vista ony 3 processes are taking up 20mb of memory: explorer, dwm, and SYSTEM's svchost.

  132. Re:Heh... Not bad...anybody remember OS/2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IIRC, using BootOS2 I once put OS/2 Warp v4 into a 25MB partition and run it with 16MB of memory. Fully supported 32bit TCP/IP networking and PresentationManager/GUI capable but without DOS/Windows and WorkplaceShell components. It ran most 32bit OS/2 apps(GUI and console) but not any needing WPS. I don't remember if I ran the IBM WebExplorer or Netscape Navigator but I remember web browsing worked fine but I built this as a backup/restore partition.

    This was on an original Pentuim 120MHz temporarily stripped to 16MB of memory. But the top command showed that the base system used only about 8MB of that. A test on a fullup Warp 4 system showed the WPS took another 8MB and yes, that's a CORBA implementation of a GUI desktop in 8MB! Something to think about considering I've not seen any desktop since which had that kind of deep OO capabilities. I used something called MiniShell for the shell of this rescure partition. It was some simple IBM app which used a simple text file to setup what apps could be launched from a popup GUI to get the ball rolling.

    This was done around the time people were attempting to tell me that Microsoft NT v4 was sooo cool. They shutup when I told them about how many times it said I had to shut down an application because it was out of memory and then showed them the ancient OS/2 WorplaceShell and its speech recognition, networking, multimedia,etc of the day. Checking my old backups, the config.sys says this had a 1MB swap file. How large is the swap file/partition of is this XP in 20MB system?

    Remember, this was a useable system if it just had more diskspace for apps. I still find it hard to believe that XP in 20MB of RAM could be useable at any processor speed since back in the NT 4.0 days, it required a minium of 32MB just to the the OS and simplistic Win95 shell off the ground. 20MB? I doubt it.

  133. Re:Useful? by dosboss · · Score: 1

    One word: usefulness.

    Sure, someone with an older than dirt machine will now have a 'torch' to hold up, or maybe he will dive in and actually try the install. Good for them. And I will agree with you that it is an achievement to actually have this working in this configuration.

    But other than that it is purely an academic exercise. The level of usefulness is what is at the core of this argument, IMHO.

    If such a machine were available to you - disconnected from the net - and you had the choice of running:
    1) a severely stripped copy of Windows that took 15 minutes to boot *to a useful state* (none of this '4 minutes to the desktop, dude!' bloviating), could not run more than one application at a time without severely slowing the system or crashing it, made you watch every element appear one-by-one while it painted the window for you, and had a really high probability of not having compatible drivers for your hardware;
    or
    2) a decently augmented modern Linux distro, that operated moderately snappily, with several hundred apps available, that could run two or more apps concurrently with relative ease, had the support and encouragement of someone who might be moderately interested in your [attempt|system|problems], and had a very high probability that drivers were either already available for your hardware, or they could be implemented by you or someone interested in doing it for you.

    I have been in corporate and government situations were I have been forced by management to do 1), after explaining at length why 2) was the better way to go. It is not pretty. And the volume of user complaints are absolutely absurd. The argument always comes down to "We have a [corporate|government branch|section] blanket license from Microsoft for XX version of XX. We pay good money for it, so let's get our money's worth. Besides, the employees run it at home, and they're familiar with it."

    I have also in the past ran an ISP that had a *single box* do everything: a Cyrix PR100, 16MB RAM, and a 1GB 3400RPM Full Height brick that ran 48+ 33.6 and 56k modems running on BocaBoard serial port expanders, PPP/SLIP/CSLIP servers, a telnet BBS, ftp site, Apache serving local user homepages, sendmail server, UseNET news feed synced every hour, IRC server, local shell access for users, a 128kbps 2B+D ISDN CENTRIX pipe directly to our ISP, and a friggin MUD! This was with kernel 1.3.19 monolithic on slakware. Stable as a rock, booted in 45 seconds (when we did reboot), moved like greased lightning. No GUI most of the time, to be sure, but we could run up fvwm occasionally to view a page in Netscape without slowing it down too much (3.+ load average).

    We had *compliments* about how fast our services were compared to other local ISPs.

    This was at a time when a local BBS advertised in our area's free computer trade mag that they had 16 WinNT4 servers running practically the same offerings, except IRC and shell accounts. Their ad said that due to "newer technology" they would "be back up only 13 minutes after a crash!" Yes, that is an actual quote, exclamation point and all. I still have the mag around here somewhere.

  134. Lies! by concernedadmin · · Score: 1

    They say they are using 8 Mhz processors, but they actually mean 9 Mhz!
    OMG NO WAI

    Better change the Slashdot title as well!

    1. Re:Lies! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude - MHz / GHz values are estimated in Sandra...

  135. Re:last time by UncleTogie · · Score: 2, Funny

    Even if it did, who's going to teach the cats to read?
    ...Not to mention that roughly half of 'em will be dead when you open the boxes they're in...but only if ya look at 'em.
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  136. Re:Reminds me of the time I compiled Gentoo on a 2 by KnowledgeKeeper · · Score: 0

    Gentoo (and in general, Linux) won't compile on a 286. You'd need at least a 386.

    I see no biggie in _compiling_ gentoo on 286 - running the thing could get messy :)

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  137. Win 3.11 on a floppy by karikas · · Score: 1

    In the mid 90s I was able to install Windows 3.11, bootable w/ DOS, on a 3.5" floppy. Ran slower than molasses in January, but by God, it was possible and worked!

    There was even room on the disk for at least calc and notepad if I remember correctly.

    I needed more hobbies as a kid.

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  138. Re:Pffft - reinventing the wheel, you are by iggymanz · · Score: 1

    The ancient Britons got Windows 1.0 running on Stonehenge, but it crashed and that's why some of the stones are toppled today.

  139. How about Windows 2000 on 8 Mhz by mariushm · · Score: 1

    About 8 years ago while I still was in highschool, me and a friend went to visit a girl that was in class with us.

    He went to the computer running Windows 2000, and clicked on Print in Word 95 to print a 1 page document (an A4 invitation ..something with wordart)... She then said: "Let's go in the other room and watch a comedy or something on TV because it will take a while.."

    I was thinking how much could a one page print take but after about 20 minutes coudn't resist and asked her why it takes so much...

    She said she doesn't know because the computer had 96 MB of RAM and should run fine.. When I right click My Computer I found out it was a 486 DX2 running at 8 Mhz... Obviously, the HP printer driver processed the page in Windows..

  140. Win98 on Jornada 720 by islisis · · Score: 1

    I remember reading about BOCHS emulation on the WinCE platform, which one guys used to install Win98 on a Jornada 720 (StrongARM 206Mhz, 32MB ram). It took 17 hours... the emulated left only 12MB for the operating environment.
    http://www.hpcfactor.com/reviews/editorial/bochs-2 -1-1/

  141. I love it when ... by kramulous · · Score: 1

    I love it when geeks [Uber] have too much time on their hands. If I were in charge, i'd allocate a day per week for geeks to just come up with shit.

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  142. Re:Reminds me of the time I compiled Gentoo on a 2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, my firewall is a 486 (66MHz) running ipcop. Web interface feels like swimming through treacle in winter (though I only log in once every few months to check for updates), but apart from that it works a charm.

    NB: this is not for masochist reasons... it was what was lying around years back when I first wanted a firewall, and I never could be bothered upgrading it.

  143. I thought mine was good... by shields020 · · Score: 1

    I thought my [somewhat] recent project was fascinating. I managed to get Windows Server 2003 running on a 350Mhz AMD, 220Mb (?), less than 100Gb system. You can read about it on my website and see the nasty pictures of the beast here: http://www.rose-hulman.edu/~shieldga/story.php?ID= 11212006/

    1. Re:I thought mine was good... by shields020 · · Score: 1

      I'm stupid...sorry for anyone that actually tried to have a look at my machine. I think the link thing got screwed up, so here we go again: http://www.rose-hulman.edu/~shieldga/story.php?ID= 11212006, and I checked it this time :-).

  144. You forgot the simplest instruction by LinuxIsRetarded · · Score: 1

    Don't run as an administrator.

  145. 640k by CrazyTalk · · Score: 1

    They should have tried running it with 640K RAM - after all, no one would need more memory than that.

  146. Re: Spam Sending on this thingie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Obviously you haven't tried any large open source package (ie: firefox or oo.org). Trying to get firefox to stay into less than 20mb of ram is a major problem.

  147. Server 2K3 by twebb72 · · Score: 1

    PII 200Mhz, 256 MB. 10 GB HDD
    Server 2K3, with updates.
    IIS makes it barf.
    FTPing makes it barrrf.
    Indexing Service makes it barrrrrrrrrrrrrrf.

    Basically, anytime I move the mouse or enter a keystroke, it... IT...
    BARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFF F!

  148. Red Hats and Yellow Pants by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    This just punches another reality-sized hole in Slashdot's anti-MS FUD machine.

    They deserve a Golden Hourglass award for 'extreme waste of time.'
    Let's file this under "useless, snarky comment". Linux has been put on everything from watches to game consoles to anal thermometers. Slashdot should be the last place to call installing an OS somewhere a waste of time.
  149. That's nothing! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have Vista runnning on my toaster! Had to upgrade the video card though...

  150. and what makes all this so hard? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know if I've seen a single comment in this thread yet - just why is the software so bloated that it runs so poorly on older computers? There are many useful new features added, but many tasks - like redrawing a simple window - weren't any more difficult in 1996 than they are today. So why does it now take 512MB of RAM on a 3 GHz processor just to browse a file structure with Explorer in Windows, when even Windows 95 ran fine with 16 MB on a 100 MHz CPU?

    Microsoft isn't alone in this - KDE and Gnome are pretty bad too. I started using Linux on a 133 MHz pentium (Redhat 5, I think) and it ran alright. Now, a 2GHz Athlon has trouble keeping up with KDE on Suse 9.3. What gives?

    1. Re:and what makes all this so hard? by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      The answer is stupid but simple.

      Data has grown larger and more complex, yet file browsers insist on reading *all* the data instead of just metadata. If it was just displaying filenames and types it would be snappy as usual, but instead we have to wait as it calculates image thumbnails, video lengths, word counts, document summaries, etc. Then you filter all that data through malware (otherwise known as anti-virus software) and things get even slower.

      Dial the featureset back a little bit to where they were 7 years ago, and you'll see that things are much faster than they were (same code, faster hardware). Of course, if you're a CLI user you're already noticing that things are faster now. Greps that used to take ages are downright snappy thanks to the speedy hardware you can get for a few hundred bucks... Nobody is forcing you to run bloated code.

    2. Re:and what makes all this so hard? by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      FWIW "redrawing a simple window" has gotten harder over the last few years. Users expect the underlying windowing/graphics system to support things like opaque window dragging, and even more recently translucent windows. The latter really is extremely processor intensive, and the former assumes the existance of plenty of RAM and the programmer has to allow for various strategies for making that work.

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  151. Heard that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whoooshhh!!!!

  152. Windows FLP by Trek1394 · · Score: 1

    A couple of years ago Microsoft created Windows Fundamentals for Legacy PCs. It was created due to the rising demand of countries that did not have the opportunity to acquire new hardware and wanted the benefits of Windows XP. Thus, it is streamlined to work on much older equipment, and is essentially Windows XP SP2. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windows_FLP

  153. Even less than that. by Reziac · · Score: 1

    I can attest that Win2k *will* run with a mere 8mb of RAM. It probably wouldn't *install*, but it DOES boot and run. I learned this by accidentally hooking the wrong HD, the one that already had Win2K on it, to the 486DX4-100 that I use as a SIMM tester... which at the time had but 8mb of RAM in it. It took about 3 minutes to boot, and actually ran well enough for light use (about like Win95 on a P75/16mb). I was amazed.

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  154. Re:Reminds me of the time I compiled Gentoo on a 2 by m50d · · Score: 1

    Bah, do it manually with iptables. My firewall is a 100mhz P1 running stock debian with some handwritten iptables rules and it's as responsive as any machine I've seen.

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  155. Re:Reminds me of the time I compiled Gentoo on a 2 by x2A · · Score: 1

    yeah but it's running on an 8086, it will be a while before it catches up.

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  156. Re:Linux doesn't run on a 286 by c0d3r · · Score: 1

    To my recollection, Linux doesn't run on a 286. Perhaps you meant you cross compiled it on windows?

  157. Re:Imagine....PDP-8/e with 16K by metzjtm · · Score: 1

    ATT Unix V7 in 16k. Yes 16K. 1978. On a PDP-8/E that had 3 users doing text editing for a lab project. We thought it was suppost to work. So we made it work.

  158. Re: Spam Sending on this thingie by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 1

    I'm talking about the operating system just after boot, no programs running