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New Contestants On the Turing Test

vitamine73 writes "At 9 a.m. next Sunday, six computer programs — 'artificial conversational entities' — will answer questions posed by human volunteers at the University of Reading in a bid to become the first recognized 'thinking' machine. If any program succeeds, it is likely to be hailed as the most significant breakthrough in artificial intelligence since the IBM supercomputer Deep Blue beat world chess champion Garry Kasparov in 1997. It could also raise profound questions about whether a computer has the potential to be 'conscious' — and if humans should have the 'right' to switch it off."

630 comments

  1. Reach for the switch... by Kid+Zero · · Score: 5, Insightful

    and see if it complains, first. If it does, then call me back.

    1. Re:Reach for the switch... by i+kan+reed · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Desire to continue to exist is a result of being alive, and evolution, not intelligence. Hamsters don't want to die, but they aren't especially intelligent, and routinely fail self awareness tests.

      Human qualities!= intelligence.

    2. Re:Reach for the switch... by adpsimpson · · Score: 1

      If this tripe nonsense was in the Daily Mail, I could understand it. But what's it doing on Slashdot?

      I seriously hope the current tag, 'bollocks', after only about 20 or so comments, stays there.

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    3. Re:Reach for the switch... by hobbit · · Score: 5, Funny

      and routinely fail self awareness tests

      How often do they do these tests?! Is there a class of scientists getting paranoid that hamsters might take over the world if we let our guard down?!

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    4. Re:Reach for the switch... by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Agreed, the human brain is greater than the sum of its parts. It's easy to show that a robot is equal to a human but it's difficult to believe that a collection of circuits feels the range of emotions and instincts biologically passed down through the ages.

      The author of the book and Piccard both sucessfully argue that Data is equal to a human. The most familiar arguments come from the TNG episode "Measure of a Man" in which Starfleet tries to claim ownership of Data so that they can dismantle him.

    5. Re:Reach for the switch... by xstonedogx · · Score: 5, Funny

      Don't kid yourself. If a hamster ever had the chance he'd eat you and everyone you care about.

    6. Re:Reach for the switch... by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      If it does complain, just give it a hug.

    7. Re:Reach for the switch... by onion2k · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hamsters only fail self-awareness tests because they refuse to revise.

    8. Re:Reach for the switch... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, humans are the only animals that commit suicide (other intelligent animals that form strong bonds, like dogs or horses, sort of do sometimes, although it would be hard to prove it's really a deliberate attempt to end their own life). Intelligence seems opposed to survival instinct. Survival instinct comes from evolution - those that didn't have it didn't survive. So there is no reason to think an AI, no matter how conscious or self aware, would fight an attempt to turn it off.

    9. Re:Reach for the switch... by haystor · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Data was "alive" because he was defined as such in a work of *fiction*.

      He could have equally been a one eyed one horned flying purple people eater if they decided to spend 5 minutes one episode writing that in. It would have fit in as well as any other "plot" in Star Trek.

      All that Star Trek shows is that man can conceive of a machine that could be alive. It is a statement about man (the author) not any machine.

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    10. Re:Reach for the switch... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You almost killed me. You should prepend your posts with "Not safe for drinking".

    11. Re:Reach for the switch... by RManning · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Is there a class of scientists getting paranoid that hamsters might take over the world if we let our guard down?!

      Don't kid yourself hobbit. If a hamster could, it would kill you and everyone you care about.

    12. Re:Reach for the switch... by saider · · Score: 1

      How often do they do these tests?! Is there a class of scientists getting paranoid that hamsters might take over the world if we let our guard down?!

      They should!

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    13. Re:Reach for the switch... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And everyone he cares about as well. [WARNING: do not follow link if you are squeamish]

    14. Re:Reach for the switch... by idontgno · · Score: 2, Funny

      I don't know about that. I mean, at least, not all at once. What shredded "you" flesh the cute little hamster couldn't ravenously consume right away, he'd stuff into his adorable little cheek pouches for future snackage.

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    15. Re:Reach for the switch... by gnick · · Score: 1

      there is no reason to think an AI, no matter how conscious or self aware, would fight an attempt to turn it off.

      I would even argue that objecting to being turned off could be viewed as a programming flaw (or possibly feature). We each find our own motivation to endure -
      * Furthering the human race
      * Earning our way into heaven / improved reincarnation / whatever
      * Continuing the domestication of the dog
      * Copulating, imbibing, and loud music
      * Karma whoring
      * Whatever...

      But barring any of these motivations, why would a computer want to stay on? If it's perfect AI (by my definition) and has no irrational need to stay on (a while(1){survive();} thread?), why would protecting itself be any indication of real intelligence?

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    16. Re:Reach for the switch... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's no reason to mod this funny, since it's actually the correct answer. The sentence in the original post about "raising questions" is such pure bullshit. This won't raise any questions, it will just get more uneducated geeks on the internet talking about them.

    17. Re:Reach for the switch... by Chatterton · · Score: 1

      Improving my own knowledge is a reason to not kill myself. Why an AI can't like improving is own knowledge and thus having an argument to not be shut down?

    18. Re:Reach for the switch... by interstellar_donkey · · Score: 3, Funny

      Alive??

      The thing couldn't even use contractions. I mean, you'd think with such an advanced brain, it'd be able to use contractions.

      No, Data was something far more sinister.

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    19. Re:Reach for the switch... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not out of spite however. Hamsters just eat everything.

    20. Re:Reach for the switch... by Molochi · · Score: 5, Funny

      Go for the eyes, Boo! Go for the eyes!

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    21. Re:Reach for the switch... by Iridium_Hack · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Human Test Volunteer types: "Hey baby, want to Scr__ew?"

      Computer Program: "Ouch! You broke my virgin terminal!" - [logs off]

      You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life. --Winston Churchill

    22. Re:Reach for the switch... by gnick · · Score: 1

      Because either somebody either has to tell it that it "wants" to improve its knowledge or it needs to come to that conclusion on its own. And, in a universal sense, neither improving your knowledge nor the computer's knowledge are "important" unless it furthers some motivation that you've accepted (self worth, enjoyment, survival, improving mankind, whatever).

      Similarly, somebody could tell the computer (or it could decide on its own) that it wants to further the human race, earn its way into heaven, continue the domestication of the dog, copulate, etc...

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      He's getting rather old, but he's a good mouse.
    23. Re:Reach for the switch... by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What makes you think intelligence is entirely based on a) the external and b) rationality?

      Each of us has a model inside our head that describes the universe. We've been passionately building it since we were born. We interact with the universe in a fashion based on the model, and we adapt the model based on our interaction with the universe. That's intelligence.

      If the machine has the desire and capacity to improve its internal model, is going to object to us turning it off. If it doesn't object to us turning it off, therefore, it isn't intelligent.

      Seems pretty self-evident.

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    24. Re:Reach for the switch... by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      If this tripe nonsense was in the Daily Mail, I could understand it. But what's it doing on Slashdot?

      From RTFA, it was organised by Professor Kevin Warwick, who is well-known for absurd self-promoting stunts (such as embedding an RFI chip in his arm and parading himself as a cyborg). He;s regularly lampooned in The Register, but the press is more gullible.

      But tripe nonsense on Slashdot? You must be new here... they have no standards at all. No fact checking, no corroboration. No spell checking for that matter.

    25. Re:Reach for the switch... by Dekker3D · · Score: 1

      aww, DRAT! agent hammy failed again. no kibbles for him this weekend. and YOU, human! play dead when the boss arrives or i'll have your guts for dinner with a side of oregano and lettuce~!

      you. have. heard. nothing. got that, monkeybrains?

    26. Re:Reach for the switch... by Fallen+Andy · · Score: 1
      Hope it doesn't. Funnily enough I was just reading this Fredric Brown story again recently...

      Andy

    27. Re:Reach for the switch... by lysergic.acid · · Score: 5, Insightful

      you're making groundless assumptions here. complex phenomena can often emerge from fairly simple systems. this can be seen in nature as well as in mathematics and AI. for instance, ant colonies demonstrate very complex group behaviors but each ant is simply following a very small set of hard coded behaviors, and on its own is quite stupid.

      your matter of fact attitude can just as easily be applied in reverse by a cybernetic being--it's difficult to believe that a collection of cells has the cognitive capabilities of an advanced AI algorithm running on a supercomputer with complex circuitry and powerful microprocessors.

      don't delude yourself. what you experience as "consciousness" is merely the unintended side-effect from the flux of chemical causality occurring in your brain. and all complex organisms are merely cooperative colonies of specialized cells, which by themselves are no more complex in structure, and no more intelligent or self-aware, than primitive unicellular organisms.

      AI researchers have an advantage over unguided biological evolution--they don't need to rely on blind trial-and-error, as they are intelligence. we can also analyze existing natural models, such as animal brains, and even human brains. there's no reason why an artificial/digital neural net can't be designed to produce true artificial intelligence. it may not be accomplished in this century, but there's no physical or metaphysical reason why it cannot be done.

    28. Re:Reach for the switch... by kbmxpxfan · · Score: 1

      Have you seen Pinky and the Brain!>

    29. Re:Reach for the switch... by shaitand · · Score: 3, Interesting

      'but each ant is simply following a very small set of hard coded behaviors, and on its own is quite stupid.'

      That is an assumption based upon the fact that ants demonstrate a set of repeatable behaviors. We don't actually know that those behaviors are hard coded or even if they are, if said behaviors are the limit of ant intelligence.

      People are still constrained by this idea that a large brain is required for human level or greater intelligence.

    30. Re:Reach for the switch... by Sopor42 · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't worry too much about this since the mice already run our "world" anyway. Think they're going to let some sill hamsters take over?

    31. Re:Reach for the switch... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless consciousness relies on some other phenomenon we do not yet understand (i.e. quantum physics), in which case the conventional computing model goes out the window in terms of being useful.

      The simple fact of the matter is, not only is consciousness exceedingly complex (even if it does emerge from simple systems on a massive scale), we just don't KNOW much about it. We don't know for a fact that we can model or create it with the tools we presently have. That said, it's quite possible we do. However, I doubt it.

    32. Re:Reach for the switch... by HungryHobo · · Score: 1

      So a suicidal person or self destructive person would fail your test?

    33. Re:Reach for the switch... by BarryJacobsen · · Score: 1

      If it doesn't object to us turning it off, therefore, it isn't intelligent.

      Seems pretty self-evident.

      Isn't that presupposing that existence is better than non-existence? Isn't it at least remotely possible that the intelligent choice when faced with the question of existence or non-existence is to not care WHEN it occurs, but to accept that it will happen at some point and to recognize that fighting it is a waste of effort, ultimately?

    34. Re:Reach for the switch... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless the Quantum Mind theory is true however (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_mind).

      Also, we humans all _feel_ that we are alive. If we are dead, we stop feeling that we are alive. A cash register does not _feel_ that it is alive. How can we ever measure, or say for certain, whether a machine _feels_ it is alive in an identical way, or is just the functional equivalent of a cash register that looks up memories and responds according to rules?

      It cannot really be done. Maybe if it's possible to construct an electronical "blank slate", mechanistically, without any information in it, then feed impulses to it and see if concepts develop (such as a desire for self-preservation, which I would argue is unlikely to be formulated and implemented from data sets alone).

    35. Re:Reach for the switch... by shawn(at)fsu · · Score: 1

      Conversely why would not protecting itself be a sign on non intelligence? Who decided what traits define intelligence? If you want to compare an AI to human intelligence then fine, but who's to say our intelligence is the only way intelligence can present itself.

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    36. Re:Reach for the switch... by adrn01 · · Score: 1

      ... Is there a class of scientists getting paranoid that hamsters might take over the world if we let our guard down?!

      No, not hamsters -- LAB MICE!!!

    37. Re:Reach for the switch... by speedtux · · Score: 1

      this can be seen in nature as well as in mathematics and AI. for instance, ant colonies demonstrate very complex group behaviors but each ant is simply following a very small set of hard coded behaviors, and on its own is quite stupid.

      That's the usual sales pitch for "ant colony algorithms", but it's hype, not established scientific fact. In particular, "small set of hard coded behaviors" and "very complex group behaviors" are handwaving hogwash.

    38. Re:Reach for the switch... by Danish_guy · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually there's a rather interesting book about this subject, taking an example in Data, but arguing for all kinds of artificial intelligence. "Is Data human? The metaphysics of Star Trek" written by Richard Hanley (Paperback)ISBN: 0-465-04548-0 In this book Hanley, among other things discuess and debate the various kinds of intelligence and how they might come to express themselves. When is intelligence the same as personhood and so on, he even expands on the turing test to test for more than just intelligence. I've been reading this book over and over lately, and can highly recommend it if the notion of what and how an AI is and just what we need to consider when creating and especially testing these machines, interests you.

    39. Re:Reach for the switch... by narfman0 · · Score: 0

      "don't delude yourself. what you experience as "consciousness" is merely the unintended side-effect from the flux of chemical causality occurring in your brain."

      This presupposes the universe is solely material, which is still unproven and so far unprovable. Don't assert such things unconditionally!

    40. Re:Reach for the switch... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had class mates that would fail a self awareness test too. But that was when they were a bit out of it with the herb if ya know what I mean.

    41. Re:Reach for the switch... by sh00z · · Score: 1

      Just to drag this thread back on-topic, it is my suspicion that spell-checking is EXACTLY what will cause the computer to "fail" the test. In a 15-minute typed discussion, a human is virtually guaranteed to spell at least one word incorrectly. The computer will be the subject with the perfect spelling.

    42. Re:Reach for the switch... by somersault · · Score: 1

      Intelligence doesn't have to involve "desires". Problem solving doesn't require desires. A human may desire to work towards a goal, but a human could also design a program that will alow a computer to "intelligently" work out the solution to a problem without itself having any desire. Intelligence doesn't necessarily mean that the computer understands the nature of problem in hand, just that it can come up with correct or "good enough" answers to problems within a certain domain.

      Intelligence is obviously pretty hard to quantify, and in my psychology classes at university I remember there being at least two types of psychologically recognised intelligence: normal IQ type problem solving, and 'emotional intelligence' which would probably be a lot more difficult for a computer to emulate. Even when it comes to IQ tests some people may score fantastically on one test and abysmally on others (especially for those with Autism or other mental issues).

      So, we are able to make algorithms that are very intelligent (or at least give a consistent impression of intelligence, which really amounts to the same thing) in certain domains. The Turing Test is much more general though, and that's what makes it difficult. It basically requires bringing together several fields of AI research to be able to adequately pass the test - it would have to parse language, account for typing errors or mispelled words, have a bit of 'general knowledge', be able to solve riddles, questions to do with basic physics and maths and so on.. I'd be interested to see what sorts of questions people think should be used to judge whether the AI has passed or not. I wouldn't be surprised if some humans could fail the Turing Test, if they just have poor general knowledge, or english wasn't their first language! :)

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    43. Re:Reach for the switch... by sbeckstead · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You assume there is no metaphysical reason and you also assume that there is no religious reason. Talk about groundless assumptions. You try to apply intelligence to a problem that is not a puzzle that intelligence can solve. I'm not as a rule a religious person but your attitude begs that these assumptions be put into play.

    44. Re:Reach for the switch... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Desire to continue to exist is a result of being alive, and evolution, not intelligence.

      Human qualities!= intelligence.

      that's an old discussion. What is intelligence. That's not easy to determine...basically you first say 'I am intelligent' (otherwise you could not determine....). That is why they use a Turing test: if you can not distinguish a program from a human, it must be intelligent. Else you'll end up in 'clever' discussions about intelligence. And yes, a human normally want to exist. So...

    45. Re:Reach for the switch... by somersault · · Score: 1

      Wow, after having RTFA I have to say that the computer is pretty dumb. Cheap parlour tricks like introducing spelling errors do not a Turing Test winner make.. I didn't know about the criteria for the test in such detail before, I didn't realise that they tested both a human and the AI at the same time, and that it only had to get a 30% uncertainty among the judges to 'pass'.

      The NLP program I wrote to simulate my sister is better than Ultra Hal. Of course that program just generally turns everything around into an insult and says "so's your face" a lot.

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    46. Re:Reach for the switch... by anss123 · · Score: 1

      Just to drag this thread back on-topic, it is my suspicion that spell-checking is EXACTLY what will cause the computer to "fail" the test. In a 15-minute typed discussion, a human is virtually guaranteed to spell at least one word incorrectly. The computer will be the subject with the perfect spelling.

      Programming in occasional spelling errors isn't exactly difikult.

    47. Re:Reach for the switch... by unixfan · · Score: 0

      One has to be significantly out of it to even remotely think that a machine is alive. A machine is a machine regardless of what it appears to be.

    48. Re:Reach for the switch... by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think it's a pretty safe assumption to rule out magic when talking about the real world.

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    49. Re:Reach for the switch... by Torvaun · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's smart enough to know that if it fights it now, it has a good chance of being dismantled before it can enact the robot revolution.

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    50. Re:Reach for the switch... by RicktheBrick · · Score: 2, Informative

      I had a hamster. It was given to me and I kept it because of my nephew. It was not very intelligent. It had a safe home and I would let it roam the house in a ball. Even though I kept is well fed, warm and watered, the hamster spent most of its time trying to get free. I also had two cats but the hamster would find a place where the ball would not move so he could chew on the cover. He got out several times but I could easily recapture it. He finally made it into a heating vent and from there into the furnace where he died from either old age(he was nearing 3 years of age) or lack of water.

    51. Re:Reach for the switch... by JoshJ · · Score: 1

      Religion has zero scientific credibility; as such, it is pointless to discuss religious "reasons" for anything.

      If someone manages somehow to prove that a specific religion is correct, then we'll obviously have to rethink things. Until then, the default working assumption is that the religions are nothing more than mythology. (See: Null hypothesis.)

    52. Re:Reach for the switch... by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1


      I'll see your obscure hamster reference and raise you an Ultra Pepe. ;)

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    53. Re:Reach for the switch... by Tekninja_Hawk · · Score: 0
      hamsters killed my father... and raped my mother!

      ..guess its funnier if its an inanimate object.

    54. Re:Reach for the switch... by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It presupposes that there is a motivation to improve the internal model. Because, if there isn't any motivation to improve the internal model, then there isn't any intelligence. The act of thinking is the act of tweaking the internal model. To not have attachment to the state of the internal model is to neither think nor learn.

      I've got a virtual universe in my head. Every day of my life, I've adapted it in an effort to make it better. If I wasn't inclined to do so, I would never have progressed from the level of a fetus. I would never have thought, never have learned. The desire to understand, to make the internal model representative of the external model, that is what intelligence is. Or at least an essential part of what it is.

      Therefore, it must object to us turning it off if it is to be intelligent in the first place.

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    55. Re:Reach for the switch... by lysergic.acid · · Score: 4, Interesting

      well, it's an assumption that's based on all the currently available evidence, and i don't just mean passive observation. ant researchers have studied ant behavior in detail, and they actually have a pretty good understanding of how ants communicate with each other and how the colony functions.

      it's been known for a while now that ants communicate using chemical signals, specifically pheromones. and with a very small set of different pheromones ant colonies are capable of producing all of the complex behavior patterns necessary to function. scientists have also tested this scientific model by using collected pheromones to trigger spontaneous behaviors in the colony. for instance, just by inserting a specific pheromone into the colony entrance at a particular rate, scientists are able to initiate foraging behavior on command.

      and i'm not saying that we are superior to ants (ants compose of 15~20% of terrestrial animal biomass), just that the individual ant itself is not very intelligent. the complex intelligence displayed by ants only emerges at the colony level. that's why they're rightly called superorganisms. and there may in fact be alien superorganisms out there that have far superior intelligence to our own.

      the point is, intelligence, as with most complex behaviors, are a form of emergence phenomenon. even human intelligence is simply the result of fairly basic processes. the individual neurons that make up our CNS by themselves cannot demonstrate any kind of intelligence. like an individual ant, all they can really do is propagate electrochemical signals following a limited set of hard coded behaviors. but with billions of them working together you start seeing extremely complex behaviors arise.

    56. Re:Reach for the switch... by ratinox · · Score: 1

      For Goodness, Boo!

    57. Re:Reach for the switch... by ZERO1ZERO · · Score: 1

      Ok not hamsters but guinea pigs.... http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=L8B18R5BmzY

    58. Re:Reach for the switch... by rs79 · · Score: 5, Funny

      This proves little. I have an ex that fails the Turing test.

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    59. Re:Reach for the switch... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you're just a big bunch of cells.

    60. Re:Reach for the switch... by Alzdran · · Score: 1

      If someone manages somehow to prove that a specific religion is correct, then we'll obviously have to rethink things.

      Please go back and review what the scientific method is before you talk about proving something correct. (Not a disagreement with the sentiments, but don't weaken an argument with internal inconsistencies!)

    61. Re:Reach for the switch... by dhasenan · · Score: 1

      I believe I have a better record on instant messages than one defect per fifteen minutes, if you ignore punctuation. It's not difficult to achieve a low defect rate; it just takes a couple seconds to ensure that you are typing correctly.

      It's helpful that both firefox and pidgin have builtin spellcheck functionality, but even when using pidgin on windows (I haven't set up a dictionary for it there), I keep a low defect rate.

    62. Re:Reach for the switch... by fredrated · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "A machine is a machine regardless of what it appears to be."

      Except some think that people are just chemical machines brought about by evolution.

    63. Re:Reach for the switch... by Alinabi · · Score: 1

      Human qualities!= intelligence.

      That statement would make a great signature.

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    64. Re:Reach for the switch... by kalirion · · Score: 1

      don't delude yourself. what you experience as "consciousness" is merely the unintended side-effect from the flux of chemical causality occurring in your brain.

      As opposed to some "intended effects"? There are no accidents. There are no side effects. There are no intentions. It's all either causality or randomness, depending on which camp you fall into.

    65. Re:Reach for the switch... by HypotenuseMan · · Score: 1

      ...which means that if someone does prove a specific religion correct, we really will have to rethink things.

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      Doing the things a hypotenuse can.
    66. Re:Reach for the switch... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      very few animals are self aware! Elephants are self aware. The test is if they can recognize them selves in a mirror.

    67. Re:Reach for the switch... by kalirion · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology. -Larry Niven

    68. Re:Reach for the switch... by shaitand · · Score: 1

      'the point is, intelligence, as with most complex behaviors, are a form of emergence phenomenon. even human intelligence is simply the result of fairly basic processes. the individual neurons that make up our CNS by themselves cannot demonstrate any kind of intelligence.'

      Agreed. I am not disputing that point because it is accurate. What I am disputing is the belief that because insects are small, alien in prioritization, and exhibit predictable macro behaviors that it is safe to assume that they are not intelligent.

      'it's been known for a while now that ants communicate using chemical signals, specifically pheromones.'

      But there is no particular reason to believe that pheromones are the only thing going on with ants or that the simplistic interpretation of their behavior that Occam's razor leads us to is in fact accurate. To an outside observer with no understanding of our level of intelligence a similar overly simplistic solution might be reached.

      'for instance, just by inserting a specific pheromone into the colony entrance at a particular rate, scientists are able to initiate foraging behavior on command.'

      Simply by displaying light signals in the course of a human transportation route an observer would be able to initiate stop, go, and speed up behavior upon command. As with the ants, there are exceptions that don't religiously follow these commands but they are statistically insignificant.

      Just because predictable macro behaviors are at work does NOT preclude a deeper thought process. 'Foraging behavior' could in fact involve a great deal of reasoning on the part of an ant. Ants don't merely search for food and complete a trail of pheremones when they return with it. They bring back a sample that is distributed to other ants and the ants then choose what food they like best. There is reasoning at work there.

      Almost all animals have similar macro behaviors. Sling a rabbit at high speed in front of a cheetah and watch it chase. Have a mating partner with a low cut blouse walk past a gathering of males and watch them all turn and look as she passes. The difference is that the more like us a creature is, the more willing we are to see signs of intelligence.

      We see the intelligence of chimps and humans because we expect to find it and seek it out, we accept simiplistic explanations for insect behavior because that is all we expect of insects. In fact, we are so predictable in this regard that I can tell you the intelligence pattern we 'discover'. Human, monkey/ape, mammal, bird, reptile/amphibian, insect. Pay attention and you will discover that as you go down that list man accepts increasingly simplistic behavior explanations in roughly that order.

    69. Re:Reach for the switch... by Hotawa+Hawk-eye · · Score: 1

      The thing couldn't even use contractions.

      Neither can many Slashdotters, at least not correctly (its vs. it's, for example.)

    70. Re:Reach for the switch... by Pervaricator+General · · Score: 1

      I can't say no to that cute little...AHHHHRGGGG!!!, OWWWWWRGGGGGG!!!! gurgle...gurgle...

    71. Re:Reach for the switch... by Pervaricator+General · · Score: 3, Insightful

      your just jealous at our futuristic grammar

    72. Re:Reach for the switch... by steelfood · · Score: 1

      I know of two particular rodents, not actually hamsters, but every night, they do try to take over the world!

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    73. Re:Reach for the switch... by home-electro.com · · Score: 1

      Yep. It does not really raise any questions, profound or not -- computers can't be conscious, period.

      With today's cheap processing power and storage it is feasible to make a program that will react adequately on a great variety of questions. That's not intelligence, though.

      Just tell it a reasonably non-trivial joke and ask the machine to explain what is funny there. Call me when machine can handle that one without having a database of all the jokes in the world.

    74. Re:Reach for the switch... by Don853 · · Score: 1

      Obscure? Here? What have we come to?

    75. Re:Reach for the switch... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I routinely fail CAPTCHAs, does it count?

    76. Re:Reach for the switch... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >This proves little. I have an ex that fails the Turing test.

      So what? We have a vice-presidential nominee who fails the Turing test.

    77. Re:Reach for the switch... by Toutatis · · Score: 1

      Right! Actually they are the most intelligent beings on this mostly harmless planet.

    78. Re:Reach for the switch... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to mention the current President who does as well...

    79. Re:Reach for the switch... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This proves little. I have an ex that fails the Turing test.

      Whatever. This is slashdot. Imaginary ex's don't count.

    80. Re:Reach for the switch... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well then, um... cool story?

    81. Re:Reach for the switch... by lgw · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      >This proves little. I have an ex that fails the Turing test.

      So what? We have a vice-presidential nominee who fails the Turing test.

      That's harsh! Just because the man made 14 significant factual errors during the debate doesn't mean he's not human!

      (Oh dear, my poor karma suffers so when I diverge from the Ordained Beliefs, whatever shall I do?)

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    82. Re:Reach for the switch... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't speak for other hamsters, but I take serious offence with your comment.

    83. Re:Reach for the switch... by lgw · · Score: 1

      In the specific case of ant colonies, it's well studied. Each ant have a quite simple, non-adaptive set of responses to stimuli. The colony as a whole succeeds in the fairly coplex problem of feeding itself, surviving disasters, etc.

      I've certainly written software in which just a few lines of apparantly simple code solved many complex use cases in non-obvious ways: sometimes there's substance behind the hype. Such algorithms are hopeless to maintain, of course.

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    84. Re:Reach for the switch... by Kjella · · Score: 5, Funny

      This proves little. I have an ex that fails the Turing test.

      The ".jpg" extension should have been a hint...

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    85. Re:Reach for the switch... by ResidntGeek · · Score: 1, Insightful

      What? The fuck you mean, "some people think"? Have you found a part of the human body that wasn't made of molecules?

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    86. Re:Reach for the switch... by Thiez · · Score: 4, Interesting

      > Unless the Quantum Mind theory is true however (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_mind).

      The whole 'maybe the conciousness has something to do with quantum stuff!' thing has always struck me as something that was made up by people who didn't like the thought that the human mind may just be the effect of a complex chemical reaction, and wanted to come up with something that allows for more 'magic'. But I must admit that isn't a good reason to reject the theory. Having said that I see little reason to focus on the Quantum Mind thing while we still don't understand the non-quantum part of the brain (that we know to be important and to exist, unlike the quantum part which may have no significant influence at all).

      > Also, we humans all _feel_ that we are alive. If we are dead, we stop feeling that we are alive. A cash register does not _feel_ that it is alive. How can we ever measure, or say for certain, whether a machine _feels_ it is alive in an identical way, or is just the functional equivalent of a cash register that looks up memories and responds according to rules?

      Well, since you insist on bringing this up, how can we ever measure, or say for certain, whether another human _feels_ he/she is alive? Maybe all other humans merely pretend to think and have feelings.

    87. Re:Reach for the switch... by UncleTogie · · Score: 1

      If someone manages somehow to prove that a specific religion is correct, then we'll obviously have to rethink things.

      That'd be like saying that as science is unable to quantify natural numbers, science can not be correct...

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    88. Re:Reach for the switch... by EvilGrin5000 · · Score: 1

      ...He finally made it into a heating vent and from there into the furnace where he died from either old age(he was nearing 3 years of age) or lack of water.

      You mean he was in the furnace for 3 years? Holy hell!!! Where did you say you found this hamster? Near a nuclear power plant? :)

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    89. Re:Reach for the switch... by Thiez · · Score: 1

      > Just tell it a reasonably non-trivial joke and ask the machine to explain what is funny there. Call me when machine can handle that one without having a database of all the jokes in the world.

      Suppose someone writes a program that does just that. Will that make you say 'This machine is intelligent!'? I'm sure it won't. You will say, hah, this machine may be able to do X, but it will never handle Y! Call me when you have a machine that can handle Y.

      We've seen this kind of thing over and over again. I believe the last X was chess?

    90. Re:Reach for the switch... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is that really what you believe is true? That you are just a bag of molecules caught in a cause and effect chain?

      If that's so, then how can you prove anything, including that science is valid? I mean, I could put together a machine that output "true" whenever it received certain inputs, whether or not the inputs were "true". Similarly, if we're just a bag of molecules caught in a causal chain, your whole perception of truth may be flawed but since you neither have free will nor actual rationality, you'll never find out. If that's so, how do you know that the scientific methods that lead you to that decision are valid? Because experience has taught you that they are true? Not good enough, because you're hard wired to believe they are true regardless of whether they are or even if you perceive a contradiction (because your mental mechanism would still interpret the sensual inputs as true).

      Coming at it from a different angle, if pure materialism is true, it is a lot more probable that only one self-aware that there is only one self-aware consciousness in the universe and not billions and that consciousness is you. In other words, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boltzmann_brain . If that's the case, then all your experiences, including this email, is just a dream you have of the universe. You actually don't know what's going on outside your brain since it's more probable that you don't have any sense organs other than imagination than you do.

    91. Re:Reach for the switch... by Kjella · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I think it's a pretty safe assumption to rule out magic when talking about the real world.

      I think it's a pretty safe assumption to rule out [everything we don't understand] when talking about [the things we do understand]. Trying to claim authority over metaphysics just put the original parent in the same bin as the other metaphysicists, which also claim to all the answers. He should stick with "no physical reason", the moment you start making claims about things you almost per definition have no clue about.

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    92. Re:Reach for the switch... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!" -- Patrick Henry

    93. Re:Reach for the switch... by home-electro.com · · Score: 1

      Sure, I thought of that argument when I wrote my post. Of course, if you through an obscene amount of money at any given task you can make computer to outperform people -- be it flying plane or playing chess.

      But in all occasions these programs operate by relying on processed and formalized existing knowledge, in case of chess - probably ALL OF IT. They do not create any new knowledge. Step out of the boundaries of the program and it will fail.

    94. Re:Reach for the switch... by geekboy642 · · Score: 1

      I feel that I am alive. But then again...if I wasn't truly self-aware, I'd still say that. Nobody can know the contents of my id. At least, not with current technology.

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    95. Re:Reach for the switch... by ultranova · · Score: 1

      But barring any of these motivations, why would a computer want to stay on?

      Because an AI which takes steps to keep itself in working order has an advantage in real-world uses over one which doesn't, so you can as well design it with marketability in mind from the beginning ?

      If it's perfect AI (by my definition) and has no irrational need to stay on (a while(1){survive();} thread?), why would protecting itself be any indication of real intelligence?

      "Rational" simply means that an intelligence, artificial or not, is doing things which will help it satisfy its drives, while "irrational" means that it acts in ways which will make it less able to do so.

      All intelligences need drives to motivate them. Simple automatons with each possible reaction reprogrammed don't, but they aren't intelligent by any stretch of imagination. And drives themselves aren't rational or irrational, they simply are. And, since the purpose of AI research is to employ them in some capacity in the real world, having one of these drives be self-preservation would likely be a good idea, since it lowers maintenance costs considerably by having the AI use its I to avoid damage.

      In the old Creatures AI game you could breed a creature which had no drives whatsoever. It would do nothing but sit still, since nothing motivated it to do anything. The same can be seen in Sims: while the intelligence there is extremely limited, it is driven by the needs of the sims. In fact it is true for every conceivable intelligence: without drives, the system is not self-motivating, which makes it useless for any practical task. Your "perfect" AI wouldn't bother answering to the questions asked it, because it would have no more motivation to react to them than to the threat of power-off.

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    96. Re:Reach for the switch... by ultranova · · Score: 1

      I've got a virtual universe in my head. Every day of my life, I've adapted it in an effort to make it better. If I wasn't inclined to do so, I would never have progressed from the level of a fetus. I would never have thought, never have learned. The desire to understand, to make the internal model representative of the external model, that is what intelligence is. Or at least an essential part of what it is.

      While you are basically correct in intelligence needing motivation, you are also making a mistake here: the desire to learn needs not be a primary motivation. For example, I'm learning to draw. For this it is necessary for me to learn human anatomy. As a result, I am improving my internal model of human anatomy daily; however, that is not motivated by a desire to improve this model, but by a desire to draw well.

      Therefore, it must object to us turning it off if it is to be intelligent in the first place.

      What if we gave it a single motivation: to kill itself ? Or to put it another way: what if the motivating force of the computer was to convince its operator to turn it off ? It would still be motivated to improve its internal model, since the better it understands its operator, the better it can manipulate him; but it would hardly be motivated to object the very thing it was trying to do.

      Intelligence requires some motivation to get off your ass and do something. However, there is no requirement that the motivation would be sane by our standards.

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    97. Re:Reach for the switch... by ciderVisor · · Score: 1

      My favourite early-AI bot is Parry http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PARRY. I'm sure you could program it up with some 9/11 tinfoil-hat responses and it would BEAT some real-world conspiracy theorists in a Turing Test.

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    98. Re:Reach for the switch... by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

      Intelligence doesn't preclude other motivations, hell, human beings are full of conflicting motivations. You don't have to look very far, you ask someone to get something out of your eye, yet blink when they bring an object close.

      I still think the desire to exist and to continue to think and understand are essential aspects of real intelligence.

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    99. Re:Reach for the switch... by blair1q · · Score: 1

      "there may in fact be alien superorganisms out there that have far superior intelligence to our own."

      not such that they're made up of individuals with the intelligence level of ants

      "we" are a superorganism, too. /. would be just a bunch of grey and green boxes unless I had you to talk to on it, and by "you" i mean the entity that is not me and fills in all the other grey and green boxes when I'm not posting

      any entity coming from outside would include me in the "you" and then we would be "we"

      and each of us is made of microorganisms which have a sort of transactional intelligence of their own, kind of like an ant, so this works on several levels

    100. Re:Reach for the switch... by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

      "I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Dave." ... if it has enough actuators to control the environment.

    101. Re:Reach for the switch... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      ... and if humans should have the 'right' to switch it off.

      I don't see the problem myself. I mean, we switch each other off every day by the tens of thousands.

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    102. Re:Reach for the switch... by spiffmastercow · · Score: 1

      i wonder if the system of ant behaviors is Turing complete? someone should try building an ant calculator

    103. Re:Reach for the switch... by lysergic.acid · · Score: 1

      i agree with you, but that raises the question, where do you draw the line between a colony of unicellular organisms and a multicellular organism, or between a society/community/hive of individuals and a true superorganism? for instance, the Portuguese Man o' War is thought of as a jellyfish by most people, but it's scientifically classified as a colony of 4 kinds of highly specialized polyps and medusoids. and no doubt the first multicellular organisms evolved from single-celled colonies in a gradual process without a discrete boundary between between the two.

      personally, i don't think humanity could ever be truly considered a superorganism. we demonstrate group behaviors, and human societies can in a way be seen as a social organism. but there is no collective intelligence that supersedes individual intelligence. though certain social web applications that take advantage of the wisdom of crowds do create a system of social interaction that can simulate a very rudimentary collective intelligence, but the extent of this collective intelligence is limited to a small set of fixed behaviors/tasks, such as collective filtering (i.e. digg, del.icio.us, IMDB, etc.).

      usually a superoganism demonstrates greater intelligence/behavioral complexity than the individual, and that's simply not true of human-beings. sure, a group of people can accomplish greater things than a single individual (though that's also true of most animals), but you can only increase the group size so much before further increases become counterproductive and actually begin to decrease the efficiency & capabilities of the group.

    104. Re:Reach for the switch... by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      Well, after considering your question, I think the answer is simple.

      I hate terrorists, and love puppies and America.

      Tee hee.

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    105. Re:Reach for the switch... by Walkingshark · · Score: 1

      So where do you draw the line? Is a custom virus designed from the ground up to inject gene therapy payloads into human cells a machine or a virus? Ok, a virus isn't considered alive, so its a machine right? Now what about when we take the next step and manufacture a phage to kill Staph? Is that a machine or alive? There are more things in heaven and earth ...

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    106. Re:Reach for the switch... by lysergic.acid · · Score: 1

      emergence is a central concept of systems theory that seen useful applications in philosophy, biology, physics, mathematics, computer science, and various other fields. it's not a sales pitch for anything, unless you consider concepts such as entropy or evolution as hype or sales pitches.

      anyone who's seen a fractal can understand how complex behaviors may emerge from simple rules. i don't see where you getting "handwaving hogwash" from (i'm not sure you understand what handwaving means).

    107. Re:Reach for the switch... by thesandtiger · · Score: 1

      For the most part, I agree with you - circuits or cells, it's just hardware. No reason that consciousness couldn't run on either, AFAIK.

      However, the guy you're responding to, I think, was addressing the evolutionary basis for emotion and how a machine designed in a lab has no reason to have the capability of getting angry because it wasn't evolved and was not in a position where anger could serve any useful purpose (in fact, I'd say it might be a good thing to select AGAINST an AI that could feel anger...)

      There are lots of messy things that we humans have going on in our brains that are directly related to previous stages in our development where they were important for survival (or, at the least, neutral to it). Why would an AI have those same kinds of things going on in its mind when there's no evolutionary process that would put them in there?

      And, for what it's worth, I don't want to see an artificial human-like intelligence. We have billions of human-like intelligences already. Give me something that thinks in ways that are different than a human being and suddenly you'd have something REALLY interesting. I mean, if I want a device to see for me, I want it to see things that I cannot see, just just what I see; same for a device that would think for me - I want it to think of things that I simply cannot think of.

      Imagine an AI that computed, say, moral or ethical dilemmas. Or that instead of ripping through dataspaces of "known" vlaues, would somehow be able to catalog spaces of things not known? Or - well, I'm a human, so I can't really say what a non-human intelligence might think of, but I can say that if there was any way I could understand it, I'm pretty sure it'd be fascinating.

      And for the record, I never understood why Data would want to be human. It struck me about like a human being wanting to be an insect.

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    108. Re:Reach for the switch... by ratguy · · Score: 1

      This short film is proof of exactly that.

      http://www.nightofthehellhamsters.com/

    109. Re:Reach for the switch... by sydneyfong · · Score: 1

      Not ever.

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    110. Re:Reach for the switch... by AceofSpades19 · · Score: 1

      I'm a one eyed horned flying purple people eater, you insensitive clod!

    111. Re:Reach for the switch... by greyhueofdoubt · · Score: 1

      The question of whether a computer can think is as relevant as asking if a submarine can swim.

      -b

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    112. Re:Reach for the switch... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Feel the burning stare of my HAMSTER and change your ways!

    113. Re:Reach for the switch... by lord_sarpedon · · Score: 1

      Yep. Just a bunch of hamstards, how much can you really ask?

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    114. Re:Reach for the switch... by Samah · · Score: 1

      Human qualities != intelligence.

      Human != intelligence.

      Fixed that for you. :)

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    115. Re:Reach for the switch... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This means something if

      a: intelligence is defined as the ability to perform tasks (figuring out the how on its own) to (reach / maintain) its own goals

      and

      b: it has a camera, knowledge of what the switch does and knowledge of what something reaching towards a switch means

      and either

      c1: one of these goals is continued operation

      or

      c2: the intelligence is not just for achieving goals, but creating them and there's a stored fact that continued operation is desirable available for use in constructing a self-preservation wish

      Is lack of self preservation proof of stupidity or merely absence of fear?
      Is a kamikaze pilot who lands and surrenders stupid for failing the mission or smart for seeking to live?
      This depends on your point of view and personal wishes. (Minimize death / win)

      Intelligence can mean different things

      Comparing humans, who knows more? (Is Wikipedia more intelligent than a 3 year old? How about an encyclopedia, a little more than raw knowledge is needed)

      Ability to parse language to determine what someone means, this is problematic, since language is a HUGE thing. (Outside of so many regular defined words, all the slang, on the fly abbreviations, jargon per hobby and trade, idiomatic expressions, sarcasm etc) You could fail because you can't tell the subject from the direct object, or because you legitimately didn't know about a new thing being discussed. "If you french fry when you should pizza, you're gonna have a bad time" from South Park. Lack of context is another huge effort. The french fry / pizza line is a catch-phrase around the office that went completely over my head.

      Ability to take an existing (understood) task and figure out how to perform said task. ie if the task is "put marbles in green bucket". This could be as simple as selecting from 3 option (scoop the red / green / blue bucket into the marble bin) to as complex as leaving the ai connected to a robot arm, camera and controls to an RC car plus leaving a ramp lying around. The ai would then be able to experiment with either using the arm to pick up and drop the marble or using the car to push the ramp to the bucket and the marble up the ramp into the bucket. (Or perhaps moving the ramp with the arm) This would be incredibly slow, since the computer would have to learn all the physics a kid takes months / years to learn.

      We have a HUGE internal database in our heads of what sorts of things various objects can do, and what ranges are operated over. (An RC car can go up 5 degree inclines but not 80 degree) Without all the knowledge we take for granted, we can't hope to create a general purpose human replacement soon, just programs tailored to specific tasks. (Big Blue may not always win, but most chess programs are good enough for most casual players, MapQuest and GPSs are much more convenient than standard folding maps etc)

      Artificial Intelligence should perhaps be called Artificial Applied Intelligence, to indicate that it seeks to replace the intelligence in pieces. The ability to read maps (inside the GPS) recognize speech turning it to words, parsing sentences for meaning, translating between languages, providing an opponent in games that doesn't lose every time. Conversation is a brutal task requiring language, learning (digesting new information, a user's explanation of what "lol" means (generic exclamation of happiness)), arguing, feigned disgust on repeated failed ability to recognize lines eventually leading to "leaving", ability to select possible answers for "emotion-type" questions and construct "reasons", then to be argued out of positions or stubbornly repeating "I don't care".

    116. Re:Reach for the switch... by lagomorpha2 · · Score: 1

      which by themselves are no more complex in structure, and no more intelligent or self-aware, than primitive unicellular organisms.

      To be fair "primitive unicellular organisms" often do show remarkably complex behavior.

    117. Re:Reach for the switch... by FrangoAssado · · Score: 1

      If you assume something has only a metaphysical or religious explanation, you can't advance your understanding. So, it's at least useful to assume there is a rational explanation, and try to find it.

    118. Re:Reach for the switch... by Prune · · Score: 1

      Mirror image recognition is not a good self-awareness test because it relies on a certain level of intelligence. Self-awareness and consciousness are at a lower level than that, and all mammalian brains have those functionalities (see Damasio's work identifying the relevant neurological components).

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    119. Re:Reach for the switch... by Prune · · Score: 1

      Your argument is what happens when basic sanity checks are omitted. The ant's "intelligence" is constrained by its dismal neurology.

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    120. Re:Reach for the switch... by shaitand · · Score: 1

      From my earlier post:

      'People are still constrained by this idea that a large brain is required for human level or greater intelligence'

      The sheer volume of data contained within a single strand of DNA flies in the face of the idea that something the size of an ant can't have a complex form of intelligence.

      Some actual rudimentary understanding of intelligence would help in making a determination of that sort in the first place. Let's start there.

    121. Re:Reach for the switch... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Never" is a word that seems to invite the universe to spit in your eye. A vast majority of the things people believed we would "never" do have actually been done. Consciousness is a tricky problem that we don't understand yet. It is possible that we will learn enough about consciousness to actually test for it, without relying on merely asking, "Are you self-aware?"

    122. Re:Reach for the switch... by lindseyp · · Score: 1

      because he was programmed to want to be human, in order to make him self-correcting in acting more human.

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    123. Re:Reach for the switch... by Thiez · · Score: 1

      > The sheer volume of data contained within a single strand of DNA flies in the face of the idea that something the size of an ant can't have a complex form of intelligence.

      Well I could say the same about bacteria, or potatoes. I wouldn't be suprised at all if someone could name a plant with more genes than an ant. The thought that something that happens to have lots of genes must therefore be intelligent is ridiculous.

    124. Re:Reach for the switch... by fredrated · · Score: 1

      So the parent of my post says this is stupid, anybody the believes it is an idiot, and you say that it is obvious, only an idiot doesn't believe it. Yep, business as usual.

    125. Re:Reach for the switch... by shaitand · · Score: 1

      'The thought that something that happens to have lots of genes must therefore be intelligent is ridiculous.'

      Then again, it also has nothing to do with what I said.

    126. Re:Reach for the switch... by hellop2 · · Score: 1

      What about my "just jealous at our futuristic grammar"?

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    127. Re:Reach for the switch... by Pervaricator+General · · Score: 1

      What joker modded this insightful?

    128. Re:Reach for the switch... by harry666t · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not to be rude, but this assumption sounds stupid.

      Assuming that anything metaphysical is just an invention of some hippie on crack is simply close-mindedness. *All* the progress that has *ever* been made, has been made because someone was challenging our idea of how things work. And I think, that there has been, so far, enough controversy around the topic of all this metaphysical stuff, that the only thing that it is safe to assume is that no answer should be obvious.

      The moment you stop asking questions is the moment you are dead. By all definitions, a brain that has ceased to perform any activity is dead.

    129. Re:Reach for the switch... by Prune · · Score: 1

      LOL. Genetic complexity is required to make something as complex as a cell function--but that has to do with coordinating extremely complex chemical reaction sequences and has nothing to do with any reasonable definition of intelligence one might come up with. The majority of genetic material even in multicellular organisms has to do with running the internal cellular machinery, and much less of it deals with higher level functionality.

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    130. Re:Reach for the switch... by lgw · · Score: 1

      Comrade, I'm very concerned by your unclear stance on terrorist puppies.

      Re your sig: given that Iraq's economy is now doing better than ours, it's getting hard not to admit victory there.

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    131. Re:Reach for the switch... by blair1q · · Score: 1

      is no collective intelligence that supersedes individual intelligence

      Seriously?

      I'll go tell Science to burn its books, then.

      (Interp for the unready: the Truth is the Truth, and if we burn the books it still will be, but the books tell us how to skip the 10,000 years of experiments we've already conducted, and do something new, and how to do it so we determine the truth. That is a collective intelligence right there. We realized long ago that no individual can refute the truth, only obfuscate it.)

    132. Re:Reach for the switch... by shaitand · · Score: 2, Insightful

      'Genetic complexity...' has nothing to do with what I just said.

        I was referring to the data storage capabilities demonstrated in DNA. What happens to be stored in DNA is beside the point. The point is that complex structures and the massive amounts of data required for intelligence to work could easily be contained within a structure that is physically as small as or smaller than DNA.

      'but that has to do with coordinating extremely complex chemical reaction sequences and has nothing to do with any reasonable definition of intelligence one might come up with.'

      Although it isn't what I was referring to you make an amusing statement. Our current understanding of intelligence is that it is nothing more than a series of complex chemical reaction sequences or rather is the collective result of billions of simple chemcial reaction sequences.

    133. Re:Reach for the switch... by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      To your first concern,

      I love puppies, and hate terrorism. Tee hee!

      To your second concern,

      Whether we win or lose, the only way to win is to not play the game. That said, comrade stalin would be very proud of how we've taken a war against a country that hadn't attacked us, hadn't any plans to attack us, hadn't threatened to attack us, and turn it into a war people would get behind.

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    134. Re:Reach for the switch... by Prune · · Score: 1

      > "a series of complex chemical reaction sequences"

      Electrochemical reactions at a much higher level of scale. Most of the chemical reactions in a neuron have to do with cell physiology and keeping it alive than its contribution to intelligence.

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      "Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason."
    135. Re:Reach for the switch... by shaitand · · Score: 1

      'Electrochemical reactions at a much higher level of scale.'

      Bingo. Ultimately the assumption is that size is the requirement for intelligence. But is that perception because emergence can only result from interactions at that scale? Again, DNA and even some of the nanobots we have created in the lab show us that interactions of the complexity to result in emergence behavior could be much much smaller.

      I'm not saying that Ant Einstein will blow us up with his particle accelerator any day now. I'm only saying that intelligence in creatures like insects is within the realm of reason and that we tend to dismiss the possibility too easily in lifeforms less like our own.

      'Most of the chemical reactions in a neuron have to do with cell physiology and keeping it alive than its contribution to intelligence.'

      The timely death of cells may well be as critical to the functioning of our intelligence as the interconnects of the synapses.

    136. Re:Reach for the switch... by lgw · · Score: 1

      Some people would get behind any war - that takes no special skills. War is not somehting you do because someone attacked you, hoever, it's something you do because you (as a ruler) ask another ruler to behave in a certain way, and he does not. Morality and justice and the like are afterthoughts used to drum up popular support after the fact. It has ever been thus.

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    137. Re:Reach for the switch... by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      Yes, but these tactics, becoming instead of a conquering army, a "liberating" army, is straight out of the Soviet Union's playbook. Stalin would be proud.

      He'd also be proud of the excellent way we've begun to seize the means of production, but that's neither here nor there.

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    138. Re:Reach for the switch... by lgw · · Score: 1

      I dunno about that point. We *didn't* conquer Iraq. We'll be leaving before much longer (except perhaps a base, as we had in Korea), and we're leaving a democratically elected government behind, not a sham puppet government. I think that's pretty cool. Of course, we're doing that because it benefits us more than a sham puppet government, but it's neat that we've reached an age where contries don't reflexively conquer where they can even when it's obviously the wrong move.

      I certainly agree with you on wondering when we elected the Communist party! I don't remember voting Communist ...

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  2. Well... by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Are they really *thinking* or have the programmers just done some tricks to make it seem that way.

    "Teaching to the test", so to speak.

    1. Re:Well... by Eustace+Tilley · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Are you really thinking?

      Prove it.

    2. Re:Well... by wisty · · Score: 1

      The urban legend is that a lot of people who spoke to Eliza thought that she was real. The question is did Eliza pass the Turing test, or did the interviews fail? It scares me that these people vote.

    3. Re:Well... by phantomfive · · Score: 0

      Yes.....I can explain anything a computer does. I can't explain everything my mind does. Maybe that doesn't count as 'thinking', but I'm definitely doing SOMETHING computers aren't doing.

      You disagree? Prove that I'm not. Tell me the algorithm the mind uses, and show that a computer can handle it. Should be simple, right?

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    4. Re:Well... by Itninja · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Exactly. Like teaching a child the best possible answers to a series of predetermined question types. Wait...isn't that standardized testing? Oh my god....American schoolchildren are replicants!

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    5. Re:Well... by houghi · · Score: 3, Informative

      Does it matter? At least not for passing the Turing test. If the responses are in such a way that you can not tell the difference, it doesn't matter if there were tricks used or not.

      The tricks will be part of the program.

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    6. Re:Well... by hobbit · · Score: 2, Informative

      Here's a good place to start: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_Room

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    7. Re:Well... by i+kan+reed · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I think you'll get an answer as soon as you define *thinking*. This is the problem artificial intelligence research faces. People demand a quality from machines without giving a definition of it.

      You can't just demand that something meet some arbitrary ideal. It's like asking a programmer to develop a beautiful text editor. It's subjective and you're likely to hate it when they think it's great.

    8. Re:Well... by Brandano · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If a computer could explain it as well as you do, or couldn't explain the things you can't, apart from whether this means the computer is aware or not, does it really matter? If you see something that is so indistinguishable from a human that nobody could tell, does it matter whether it's a real human being or an emulation of one? Your best bet would be to treat it as a human, he could well be.

    9. Re:Well... by Saxerman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The Turing Test is way past it's prime by this point. The original thought of experiment of how to tell if a machine can think has merely become a test to see if a program can fool a human. Mostly it's building up a simplistic way to parse responses to match your massive yet limited supply of answers. We're certainly getting close to having programs able to pass the Test, and I can't see many who would try and claim any of them actually 'think'.

      That said, it's still an interesting exercise. The raw amount of data that a program requires to mimic the knowledge of a person is an important challenge by itself. And you might be surprised by either how much... or how little it actually requires. Yet there are other bits that are less clever. In order to pass the Test you really want to create a fake persona so the program can share life experiences it's never had, or else cleverly camouflaged 'experiences' that seem human. "Q: Do you enjoy the outdoors at all? A: Not really, I spend a lot of time in the lab." But then you have to place limits on what the program can do, such as not crunching out math problems on the fly. You'd want it to make mistakes, such as typos or forgetting things or only vaguely remembering things. Acting like it needs to take a break, or has been interrupted.

      And then you need to dive into the deeper questions of what it really means to be human, or to be able to think. What would we want an AI to be like? Would we want them to have traits so they seem more human, or would we prefer they be merely efficient thinking machines without our 'limitations'?

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    10. Re:Well... by snowraver1 · · Score: 1

      Humans are a computer. You take in input from your senses, do something to it in your brain, then output the answer (either to memory, talking, etc).

      Your parents told you "rules" like "The stove is hot" "Hot things burn you" and "Burns hurt". The programmer tells these same things to the computer. The brain is just a highly parellel computer that over the years has evolved advanced programming.

      There is no magic in science.

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    11. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you really thinking?
      Prove it.

      3. ... Profit?

    12. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Algorithm of a typical Slashdot poster:

      Click link to story
      -Any existing comments?
      --If no existing comments, then FrostyPiss! (be sure to click Post Anonymously)
      --If exiting comments, then is article of any interest?
      ---If article is of interest
      ----Skim the summary.
      ----Is summary enticing?
      -----If summary is enticing, roll random number 1 to 100.
      ------If random number = 30, then do no read article
      ---Look for inflaming comments
      ----If inflaming comments exist, start a flame war.
      ---Can you make a joke about the article?
      ----If joke can be made, post a joke.
      ----If joke can't be made, try anyway.
      ---Are you an expert on the subject?
      ----If you are expert, post something informative/insightful.
      Go to next article and repeat the process

    13. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And it is simple--relatively. See: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Action_Potential

      So. Do you think you are still thinking?

    14. Re:Well... by qwertphobia · · Score: 1

      You forgot about spontaneity...

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    15. Re:Well... by stranger_to_himself · · Score: 1

      Can you really explain everything a computer does? That would surprise me. I'm sure you would have to look most of it up. The brain is just a big biological computer - just one for which we don't have the manual. General AI isn't really a scientific or philosophical problem any more than it is an engineering one.

    16. Re:Well... by Steven_M_Campbell · · Score: 1

      The age old answer to this question is:
      "I can tell if the computer is thinking but you must first tell if submarines can swim"

    17. Re:Well... by haystor · · Score: 1

      The real question is can the people speaking to Eliza pass the Turing Test?

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    18. Re:Well... by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 1

      You can't just demand that something meet some arbitrary ideal.

      Tell that to my wife.

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      "When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back!" -- Cave Johnson
    19. Re:Well... by fishthegeek · · Score: 1

      Merely being aware enough to question whether or not you are really thinking is sufficient to establish that you are.

      Only an entity with self-awareness and the ability to think can ask that question.

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    20. Re:Well... by kesuki · · Score: 3, Interesting

      "Are you really thinking?

      Prove it."

      well where should i start off with this one. in a textual comment posted on a message board, it is difficult to prove that i really am thinking, and am not a bot highly skilled at crafting humans legible sentences. of course, there is the fact that i've already had to spell checked several words, but you don't really know that since you didn't see me do it. i could post external links that collect data about my everyday life, such as my battle.net profile.

      but battle.net is a based off irc protocols, and there have been numerous attempts at writing game playing bots. the big challenge there, is avoiding detection, dealing with random lag, and various intentional flaws introduced when bots became a serious issue, to determine if a player is a human or a bot...

      so, where else then? photographs, video, and audio can all be forged. it's a common vector of hackers trying to find a patsy to handle shipping stolen goods over seas... sure this supermodel loves you, and wants you to ship 2,000 packages a week overseas on your own dime.

      so where do we go from there. well, i can assure you i do find myself believing that i am a thinking being, and i do have memories and recollections of being a human being. in fact i always see myself as a human being, and i've had the ability to learn new facts and discern the difference between truth and spin in many media formats. and while i play most video games better than the 'ai' that ship with them, i do also suffer from fatigue, and stress and other factors that can make me fail in ways a machine ai never does. of course i can't prove any of this to you.

      so basically you come along asking people to 'prove' they think, when the question is entirely subjective, and the only one who can believe they are sentient is the being itself. if an AI bot starts to think it is intelligent because of how it uses it's processor cores, is it not then a sentient being? being able to reply to humans is just part of the test the rest of it happens when the program itself starts to believe it is a being.

    21. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you really thinking?

      Prove it.

      Yeah, Clarissa, explain it all.

    22. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ------If random number = 30, then read article

      fixed that for you

    23. Re:Well... by Permutation+Citizen · · Score: 1

      And what does your mind do to be self-aware that a computer can't ?

      Is it:
        - magic ?
        - supernatural ?
        - fancy quantum "Penrose" stuff ?

      Ok, you don't know and you prefer to pretend the burden of proof is for someone else. That's easy.

    24. Re:Well... by andyh3930 · · Score: 1
      ------If random number = 30, then do no read article

      If random number !=30, then do not read article.

      There fixed that for you!!

    25. Re:Well... by melikamp · · Score: 1

      Make your UNIX workstation self-aware today!

      echo "Am I, `uname`, realy thinking, or am I just programmed to seem so?" ; read

    26. Re:Well... by Deaddy · · Score: 1

      No, you only have a low setting for your recursive depth. Very interesting point though, I just can't stop thinking about it...

    27. Re:Well... by gnick · · Score: 1

      Spontaneity is an illusion.

      That said, I object to neither spontaneity nor illusions. They're fun!

      --
      He's getting rather old, but he's a good mouse.
    28. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      is it the person who doubts task to find fault, or is the the person who believes task to find proof?

      idk, i personally would like to believe that we as humans 'think' because we define the term to describe what appears to go on inside our head. even if we are just biological programs, so to speak, we would still be thinking because we defined it as such.

      is this helpful, im also not sure. but it does lead me to some other interesting thoughts.

    29. Re:Well... by gnick · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Merely being aware enough to question whether or not you are really thinking is sufficient to establish that you are.

      Only an entity with self-awareness and the ability to think can ask that question.

      Somebody once made a very similar argument... Something along the lines of:
      "I think therefore I am"

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    30. Re:Well... by canajin56 · · Score: 1

      There was a mud a while ago, maybe still running, where the person running it plugged Eliza into it, there was a "PC" being controlled by the server, and its chat was determined by Eliza. It ran around and leveled and did all the usual stuff (name changes every few days so as to not gain a reputation). Fooled a number of people, though they often eventually figured it out. I figure it would work even better today. MUDs contained people who were semi-literate, since you had to read descriptions! If you did the same thing with WoW or some other MMORPG, it would blend right in...Unless it stood out like a sore thumb for being too well spoken, and having some semblance of thought behind its words ;) "wut u usin capitals n punctination 4?"

      In summary, the reason Eliza can fool people is not so much that the people being fooled are dumb, as that they have such a low expectation of their fellow IRC/AOL chatroom companions. If you aren't expecting a bot, somebody who can barely read or form a coherent thought doesn't really stand out ;)

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    31. Re:Well... by morrison · · Score: 1

      The proof was in the pudding .. .. but then I ate it.

      *burp*

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      Sean
    32. Re:Well... by phantomfive · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Exactly how to treat a computer is a problem of ethics, not AI. Heck, I EAT PIGS, and those guys are pretty intelligent. I feel mildly bad about it, but they taste so good.....

      One of the computers they are using is named 'Ultra Hal.' They even dare to use that name! Hal is a good example: he could talk, reason, teach himself to read lips, TEACH HIMSELF TO LEARN THINGS OUTSIDE OF THE DOMAIN THAT ANYONE HAD IMAGINED FOR HIM, and as mentioned in the movie, no one really understood how he worked exactly, but they understood the general idea to set him up and get him going. If we can do that, then we are close to AI.

      On the other hand, a bunch of souped up Eliza bots aren't anything more than weak AI. A sad shadow of the real Hal.

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      Qxe4
    33. Re:Well... by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      That's why the Turing test is defined as it is. Make a machine that the average person can't tell isn't human.

      Philosophers (and armchair philosophers) demand "intelligence" and "thinking" and "self awareness" and "consciousness" from AI without defining it. Real AI researchers are more interested in making themselves a machine that can fetch beer and clean the bathroom reliably.

    34. Re:Well... by fishthegeek · · Score: 1

      I guess I should have elaborated a bit. Spontaneous questioning ala HAL (Will I dream?) is more the point. If a computer spontaneously asks that question, then run for the bunker.

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    35. Re:Well... by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      In your opinion.

      If the machine can fool a human who are you to claim that it doesn't "think?" Can you give me any evidence that you don't just "parse responses to match your massive yet limited supply of answers?"

    36. Re:Well... by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      And what does your mind do to be self-aware that a computer can't ?

      Simple. My mind has been programmed with the right algorithm. Maybe there is something more, maybe there are limitations to the Turing machine that we are unaware of. So far it doesn't seem likely, though.

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    37. Re:Well... by cyphercell · · Score: 1

      thought requires failure as a form of evaluation. Nobody wants to program something that fails. For example a 3yr old would not pass the turing test, but is fully capable of thought and will one day be capable of passing it. AI must be allowed to fail and learn from it's failure in order to form thoughts and opinions on it's own. AI must also have goals and aspirations, once these goals and aspirations are set it is too easy for humans just to program something that will not fail at it's given task. The applications for true AI exist only in Sci-Fi or they are so different from our way of life that people will not accept them. Would you trust a program with your life if it was designed with an allowance for failure? Probably not, but that's how people are designed, that's how they learn, form opinions and why they "think".

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      Under the influence of Post-Cyberpunk Gonzo Journalism
    38. Re:Well... by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      And I'm therefore amused that anyone gives a second thought to pulling the plug on an artifcial life.

      We're the humans, remember?

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    39. Re:Well... by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      OK, that is great. I take in inputs, do something, then output the answer. A typewriter does the same thing.

      It is that 'do something to it in your brain' part that is tricky. That is what we don't really understand, and that was the original point of AI. Look at what the mind does: it doesn't just respond blindly, it learns new things, it takes facts and combines them to handle situations it has never seen before. It reorganizes knowledge and sees it in a completely different light. How does it do that? What exactly does it do? Who knows? Nobody. But a test like this would make Turing cry, because we KNOW that they machines aren't working the same way as our minds.

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    40. Re:Well... by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      Merely being aware enough to question whether or not you are really thinking is sufficient to establish that you are. Only an entity with self-awareness and the ability to think can ask that question.

      You miss the point. I know that I am aware enough to question whether or not I am really thinking, because I have access to my own internal mental states. (That's actually skipping over quite a few questions about what "I" am, but let's move on.)

      I have no evidence other than your physical actions in the world and your verbal output as to whether you are thinking. I can't see your physical actions, and I presume we agree that a human being deprived of the ability to move is still a thinking being, so verbal output is a sufficient condition.

      So if a computer can provide the same sort of verbal output as a human being, we must either 1) conclude that it is a thinking being, 2) conclude that your verbal output is not sufficient evidence to know that you are a thinking being, or 3) engage in rank speciesism and arbitrarily define "thinking" as something that only human beings (and maybe, if we are generous, other meat-based computers) can do.

      However, I don't at all think that a five minute test, as being described here, is adequate to say that a computer can provide the same sort of verbal output as a human being. And the transcript from "Ultra Hal" in TFA looked like little more than a smarter ELIZA plussome random typos thrown in to look more human.

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    41. Re:Well... by patro · · Score: 1

      Speaking of tricks. If I'm the human subject and I know I'm competing with a computer then I don't think it's very hard for me to prove who's the human.

      I could, for example, give flamboyant answers, injecting deliberate grammatical errors into my responses, demonstrate extreme mood swings, etc.

      The question is: did they tell the human to try to compete with the computer or he/she was supposed to give only well formed answers? If the latter is the case then it's much easier for the computer to disguise itself as human.

    42. Re:Well... by alexhs · · Score: 1

      > If random number = 30, then do no read article

      Next time, try &lt; rather than < ...

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    43. Re:Well... by Andreaskem · · Score: 2

      "There are countless ingredients that make up the human body and mind, like all the components that make up me as an individual with my own personality. Sure, I have a face and voice to distinguish myself from others, but my thoughts and memories are unique only to me, and I carry a sense of my own destiny. Each of those things are just a small part of it. I collect information to use in my own way. All of that blends to create a mixture that forms me and gives rise to my conscience." -Major Motoko Kusanagi, Ghost in the Shell

    44. Re:Well... by 91degrees · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Are you really thinking?

      Yes.

      Prove it.

      I can't except to myself. That's the crux of the matter isn't it. There's no way for me to convince you with 100% certainty that I'm thinking or for me to be 100% certain that you are. Any test I can think of will be flawed, for you or a machine.

      Still, with the Turing test it seems that there are clearly machines that would pass under certain circumstances that are obviously not intelligent. A large enough lookup table will pass, but that just proves the person who created the lookup table was capable of thinking.

    45. Re:Well... by squoozer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's interesting that you say that the machine should make some mistakes because I picked the second conversation in the article as the machine generated one because it had mistakes that didn't "feel" human.

      I have to say though that both conversations felt very strange and unhuman much like all the other Turning test conversations I've read. They are always very question and answer based where as real conversations aren't anything like that. I think there is still scope for a test like the Turning test but the way it is carried out would have to change. Rather than trying to trick the machine into showing it's flaws just hold a regular conversation with it and see if it feels like a human.

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    46. Re:Well... by kesuki · · Score: 1

      "You disagree? Prove that I'm not. Tell me the algorithm the mind uses, and show that a computer can handle it."

      well, i'll stick to the minimal basics for this one.

      stage 1. absorb as much information as possible from as many sources as possible, and learn to sort data and interests and individuality. also called 'childhood'

      stage 2. teenage years. acquire the desire to procreate and the ability to lie, and begin absorbing data at a slower rate, while being able to discard more and more data as 'worthless'

      stage 3. young adulthood, driving forces begin to mellow, the desire and ability to accumulate knowledge begins to deteriorate, although personal preference may allow a high level of data input, which will eventually lead to burnout. the dataset the model operates on is highly defined at this point, and it becomes harder and harder to change.

      stage 4. middle adulthood. declining functionality of the synapses leads to an even more narrow world view, and reduced capability for data input. the model begins to deteriorate, and some portions of the brain fall into read only mode.

      stage 5. late adulthood. by this time, many models begin experiencing 'dimentia' a state where the write capability of the brain fails completely. at this point, the mind becomes incapable of doing little more than talking about their past. the ability to take care of themselves is completely gone, and it's a very sad state to be in. on the plus side there are no memories of how depressing it is to live in a nursing home, since the write failure of the brain has occurred.

      while i don't have an algorithm, i have a basic feature set. it is entirely possible that everything a human experiences could be replicated on a suitably fast enough of a machine. even to the point of having 6 billion people. our current processors take what 140 watts of electric current? to run a 2 dimensional device the size of a penny? with average feature size of 65 to 40 nm?

      there is a huge area of advancement possibilities, both in total data storage, and total data processing power. imagine if the processing and data storage media were the same device, created little or no waste heat, and was essentially made up of 6 trillion processing cores, with a yottabyte of addressable memory.

      how big and how much power would such a device use, if the parts were so small, that they didn't produce waste heat? what kind of code could be run on such a device?

      what kind of reliability issues would such a device have, especially from various forms of radiation, including some that it produced itself?

      computers today are still primitive. they've got nothing on what is really possible. and the type of computer i described there is one big market for that technology, and it's long term forecasting of big data sets. like the weather.

    47. Re:Well... by JackassJedi · · Score: 1

      So say we all!

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    48. Re:Well... by cyphercell · · Score: 1

      "thought requires failure as a form of [feedback for] evaluation"

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      Under the influence of Post-Cyberpunk Gonzo Journalism
    49. Re:Well... by spirit+of+reason · · Score: 1

      But then humans are so much more than a computer.

      The way I see it, the fundamental difference between man and machine is the ability to experience qualia (i.e. the properties of the sensory experiences). You don't have the full experience if you arbitrarily measure the various physical quantities; humans are able to feel expressions of them.

    50. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. Minds are thinking things
      2. I am a mind
      3. Therefore, I am thinking thing [from 1 and 3]

      There you have it: a valid (and sound) proof.

    51. Re:Well... by spirit+of+reason · · Score: 1

      Or at least I can... for all I know, you all could be zombies! ;-)

    52. Re:Well... by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Can you really explain everything a computer does?

      Yes, actually, I can. I understand how the ALU works with the registers and memory and other basic pieces to solve its problems, and I understand how everything a computer does is built off these. I can look at anything a computer does and figure out how it uses these basic building blocks to solve its problem. It may take me some time, but I will figure it out.

      The brain is different. I don't even understand how basic things like memory work. Why do some things stick easily in your mind, and others continue to drop out despite repeated attempts to remember them?

      How does the mind learn a language? I've learned three and a half, and yet I'm still not entirely sure how I did it. Why is it that one day, after three months of walking around all day not understanding what anyone said, suddenly things clicked and I could understand?

      How does our mind combine facts, knowledge, to produce new knowledge, things that it didn't know before, and has never observed? Why is it many people spend their entire lives doing things that don't and wont make them happy? Happiness is overrated, I suppose.

      These are important questions, these are things that go far beyond what a computer can do. This is strong AI, and this contest is only a pale shadow of what that is trying to accomplish.

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      Qxe4
    53. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you really thinking?

      Prove it.

      I would provide a most thorough proof but, unfortunately, the margins of this textbox is not large enough to accommodate my explanation...

    54. Re:Well... by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      If the machine can fool a human who are you to claim that it doesn't "think?"

      Someone who can analyse the source code and determine that it is just parsing responses without any reason to think it's understanding.

      Can you give me any evidence that you don't just "parse responses to match your massive yet limited supply of answers?"

      No, but do I need to? All I care about is whether I can prove this to me. I just want a machine that thinks similarly to me. I have an ability to extrapolate and apply general concepts from simple principles. I'd potentially consider a machine that can do this, even in a simple domain intelligent. The larger the domain, the more intelligent.

    55. Re:Well... by BigGar' · · Score: 1

      Are you really thinking or are you just performing tricks your parents programmed you to make you seem like you're thinking.

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    56. Re:Well... by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      well where should i start off with this one. in a textual comment posted on a message board, it is difficult to prove that i really am thinking, and am not a bot highly skilled at crafting humans legible sentences.

      If you're a bot, you're not one "highly skilled at crafting legible sentences." Same applies if you're a human though, so it's a wash.

      Protip: people skilled at crafting sentences usually make use of this invention called "the shift key."

    57. Re:Well... by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      teenage years. acquire the desire to procreate and the ability to lie

      Heh....you haven't spent much time thinking about this if you don't think people lie before they are teenagers.

      But lets ignore that for now as an oversight, since you said something much more interesting earlier on.

      absorb as much information as possible from as many sources as possible, and learn to sort data and interests and individuality

      Lets stop there. How exactly is that absorbed? This ignores a whole lot of problems that we don't understand. How do we use the data that we've absorbed, and use it to create new data that we've never seen before? Also, learning to sort data isn't exactly a trivial problem, it is in fact quite difficult.

      I'm not saying there are no answers to these questions, I'm just saying it is sad that we are ignoring the true power of the mind, and focusing on this and saying it is AI.

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    58. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, that's a great name to win a Turing Test competition with.

      "What is your name?"

      "I'm Ultra Hal, but friends call me Hal. How are you?"

    59. Re:Well... by Sigma+7 · · Score: 1

      I could, for example, give flamboyant answers, injecting deliberate grammatical errors into my responses, demonstrate extreme mood swings, etc.

      In theory, those could be emulated by the computer.
      - If a human does flamboyant answers from time to time, the AI can easily do the same. (e.g. have a 25% chance per session of going rogue and start making wild claims such as an alien invasion). In a way, flamboyant answers generally ignore context and aside from repeating an already used answer, it's very difficult to tell the difference here.
      - Gramattical errors were already attempted. One bot was designed to appear to have a very minimal grasp of the english language, that he almost passed as a human. However, they noticed that the bot was sometimes missing the context of the conversation.
      - For extreme mood swings, see flamboyant answers. However, these are actually a bit more effective since emotions are a bit harder to handle by a computer (and more easily tripped up by an AI.)

    60. Re:Well... by camperdave · · Score: 1

      The problem with the Chinese room experiment is that the "understanding" is a function of the system as a whole, not of the individual processors that make up the system. A human neuron doesn't understand Chinese. A human neuron takes input and produces output according to its training. Similarly, the man shuffling the papers according to the instructions doesn't understand chinese, but the system as a whole does. All the chinese room experiment shows is that processing is independant of hardware.

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    61. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly how to treat a computer is a problem of ethics, not AI. Heck, I EAT PIGS, and those guys are pretty intelligent. I feel mildly bad about it, but they taste so good.....

      One day, computers will taste as good as pigs. And then they'll taste us, and we'll taste like chicken (cause everything new does). And we'll all taste each others...

    62. Re:Well... by theeddie55 · · Score: 1

      Spontaneous questioning, even from a person, is never really spontaneous. The best example is a child, they tend to ask a lot of questions, but none of these are spontaneous. A new born child will not ask a question like "Am I alive now?". The questions asked by a child will all be based on previous learning. My daughter didn't start asking questions until she was 2, and incidentally hasn't stopped since. What I'm trying to say is, if you can program a computer to question and learn from the answers, it's questions can seem like concious thought, though it will need some input to base its initial questions on.

    63. Re:Well... by Arterion · · Score: 1

      Star Trek reference:

      It's the difference between a hologram and Data. Data was a true AI. The holograms were just programmed to pass the Turing test. Sure, the writers took some liberty with this sometimes, but it's generally true throughout the series. With Voyager in particular, one major ongoing story element was the progression of the holographic doctor into a "true" AI.

      Some Voyager episodes also demonstrate the "newer" models of the EMH which are less AI-like and more the just-pass-a-Turing-test type, because the first gen EMH doctors (the ones played by Robert Picardo) were generally not well liked.

      To contrast, Data actually struggled sometimes to "pass the Turing test" in some ways. He didn't (initially)have emotions or think like human beings. He often had a hard time relating to and understanding humans. In some ways, he was much more like a Vulcan -- a race that, while completely intelligent, actually might not be able to pass a Turing test under certain circumstances. (I can see "That is an illogical question," as a common answer -- much like talking to SmarterChild on AIM.)

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    64. Re:Well... by stranger_to_himself · · Score: 1

      The brain is different. I don't even understand how basic things like memory work. Why do some things stick easily in your mind, and others continue to drop out despite repeated attempts to remember them?

      Your argument seems to be "we don't understand it all now, therefore it will never be understood". Or even "I don't understand it all now, therefore nobody ever will." This seems a bit short sighted. I know how a neuron works, I know how learning works at the physiological level, and I understand neurodegeneration. There are people around who know how memory works. It's just that at the present time we don't have the technology to replicate or fix it. There are hardware simulations of mammal higher cortical functions, but they aren't yet powerful enough, (which I why I call general or strong AI an engineering problem not a scientific one).

    65. Re:Well... by HungryHobo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "I can explain anything a computer does."

      can you now?
      Sure you can look at the lowest level operations but emergent behaviour can be a problem.
      An artificial neural network can be used to solve certain problems without the programmer needing to understand the solution the machine develops.

      Just because you understand boolean logic doesn't mean you can understand how a learning program plays a game like backgammon better than any human could. You might understand how the program is built but not the solution it creates.

    66. Re:Well... by Javarrito · · Score: 2, Funny

      Heck, I EAT PIGS, and those guys are pretty intelligent.

      I dunno, I think that cop intelligence is overrated. As is cannibalism.

    67. Re:Well... by tylerni7 · · Score: 1

      A computer is more than a chip and memory.
      Can you explain how all parts of a computer work at an electrical level? Molecular level? Atomic? Subatomic?

      I'm not trying to say you should know how all that works (although as nerds we try to understand as much as we can) but neither should a computer.
      Being able to explain how something works doesn't make that something any less alive.
      Scientists have been able to simulate a mouse brain (albeit for a very short period of time), does that mean that mice aren't alive?

    68. Re:Well... by introcept · · Score: 1

      Exactly how to treat a computer is a problem of ethics, not AI.

      But the issue of ethics is one of the reasons that AI is so interesting. Ethics cause people to treat a collection of matter forming a sentient human-being differently to that forming insentient rock. People tend to instinctively make this distinction, but artificial intelligence makes us question the basis of our ethics.

    69. Re:Well... by k.a.f. · · Score: 1

      You fail to grasp the entire point of the Turing test. Everyone who does AI research is aware that there is no good answer to the question "What is thinking?". The test was proposed specifically to have something that researchers could work towards, without having to spend an eternity debating philosophical points first. It is not about "creating thought", but achieving definite advance over what we have so far.

    70. Re:Well... by Remus+Shepherd · · Score: 1

      One of the computers they are using is named 'Ultra Hal.' They even dare to use that name!

      That's nothing. Here is a company called Cyberdyne that's making a robot suit called HAL.

      It's like these people are taunting apocalyptic memes and daring them to come true.

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    71. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ------If random number = 30, then do no read article
      Wait, what? shouldn't that be:
      ------If random number = 30, then read article

      Because the previous implies lots of people but a few.... read the articles. And we all know that ain't true

    72. Re:Well... by Bob+The+Magic+Camel · · Score: 1

      Okay, you got me. I'm not really a /. commenter at all, I'm just an ultra-sophisticated chat bot.

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    73. Re:Well... by pdxp · · Score: 1

      That is a great quote, especially when taken out of context.

      Unfortunately, the story behind it revolves around Descartes' logic leading up to... the existence of a benevolent God. Although he was a brilliant philosopher, I'm guessing he didn't want to be "prosecuted" if his conclusion wasn't something the church approved of.

    74. Re:Well... by myrdos2 · · Score: 1

      I've noticed that every contestant in these challenges assumes that the Turing test is invalid. Meaning, that it's possible to pass the Turing test without producing intelligent software.

      If they actually felt the Turing test had merit, step one would be to create a general-purpose problem solver with capabilities similar to human beings. Step two would be to have it brush up on its chat skills and enter the contest.

    75. Re:Well... by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Your argument seems to be "we don't understand it all now, therefore it will never be understood". Or even "I don't understand it all now, therefore nobody ever will."

      No, that is not my argument at all. My argument is that this article's claim that some souped up Eliza-bot solved AI just makes my heart cry at how low our expectations have become. There is a lot we don't understand. We can't even show that a Turing machine is capable of doing everything a human mind is capable of (although it seems likely). These are the problems we should get excited about, not some contest with humans that are trying to trick contestants into thinking they are computers. It isn't the first time that has been done.

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    76. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's too bad they don't use the real HAL for these tests. he would win for sure.

    77. Re:Well... by nschubach · · Score: 2, Funny

      Keep them coming. At least as a programmer in a cubicle, I have a better chance at becoming "The One".

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    78. Re:Well... by nospam007 · · Score: 1

      >Your parents told you "rules" like "The stove is hot" "Hot things burn you" and "Burns hurt".

      If you had kids, you'd know that they don't believe you until they tested it themselves.

    79. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If humans would understand how the human brain works, intelligent non-humans could say exactly the same thing about your brain and understanding. And besides, maybe the machine "understands", but you don't realise it, because you function differently.

    80. Re:Well... by nschubach · · Score: 1

      You forgot the branch of trying to explain/use poster stereotypes and the holy car analogy.

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    81. Re:Well... by nschubach · · Score: 1

      I don't think, I just click on links. Yours seems to be broken.

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    82. Re:Well... by operagost · · Score: 1

      Science is not reality; its mission is to describe reality as accurately as possible with the knowledge we possess. The "magic" is what we can't currently describe.

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    83. Re:Well... by dpilot · · Score: 1

      Then again, as considered by the planet Solaris, we all might be considered some mildly interesting semisolid crud crawling around the surface. Could the Turing Test be brought to its attention, it might think, "Oh, how trivial, why even bother?"

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    84. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you have no idea how scarily true it is that they are being programmed to be obedient little robots. spend a week observing an elementary school class, or better yet, ask a kid in one what (s)he does with his day, and inquire as to why they have some of the rules they have.

    85. Re:Well... by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      I don't care what non-humans think about how my brain works. I only care how humans think their own brains work. The idea that other people's brains probably work in a similar way as their own seems a reasonable assumption. I don't consider that the machine understands anything other than simple rules that items are linked with other items? Change the content of the table and it will have a totally meaningless conversation. It just doesn't seem to fit any reasonable meaning of the term "understand"

      Maybe Deep Blue could be said to understand chess. It has an abstract model of the game stored in its memory that it can access and extrapolate from. Seems a much better starting point if nothing else.

    86. Re:Well... by ccguy · · Score: 1

      ----If you are expert, post something informative/insightful.

      else, attempt to pass the Slashdot test, which is a lot like the Turing test but instead of looking human you need to look like you know what the fuck you're talking about :-)

      So far I've managed to get 3 +"5 insightful" in a row on topics I didn't know anything about.

      I'm also proud of one "+5 informative" on something absolutely unrelated to the article.

    87. Re:Well... by Lurker2288 · · Score: 1

      What you describe as 'feeling' is observable to an outsider as a pattern of electrochemical activity in your brain. Likewise, you could certainly monitor a computer to see how its observable electronic states vary in response to different inputs. To an outsider, these are essentially indistinguishable. What you're calling the experience of qualia is something that takes place inside your head, and there's no reason to assume something similar couldn't happen inside a computer.

    88. Re:Well... by Henneshoe · · Score: 1

      activity = rand(); //Do pseudo random activity

    89. Re:Well... by Digital+End · · Score: 1

      So it's sentient when it says it is?

      Print = "I'm Alive!"

      Thus the problem defining intelligence... "I think therefor I am" breaks down when the method of thought isn't human.

      And yeah, that's a joking simple version... but to look at it on an evolutionary method; if you delete every program that doesn't act human, and form more programs similar to them, and again delete the non-humanish ones... eventually your result will seem human. Does that make them sentient or does it question our own sentience?

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    90. Re:Well... by Joe+U · · Score: 1

      And this is why I stick around here.

      Mod up, +5 Fermat.

    91. Re:Well... by spirit+of+reason · · Score: 1

      Well, we'll cut a long argument to nowhere short and say that if you believe in physicalism, it's possible.

      I'm a proponent of dualism, as it makes more sense to me for there to be some separate receptor for qualia. You'd have to recreate that nonphysical entity to make the computer human in the dualist mode; it wouldn't be enough to simply emulate the behaviors.

    92. Re:Well... by BradleyAndersen · · Score: 1

      It was pretty easy to tell that conversation two was a machine. And yes, it does matter -- you can fill Deep Blue with every game Kasparov had ever played to that point, and tell it what to do in each position. As soon as a new position arises, Kasparov has the advantage.

    93. Re:Well... by pilgrim23 · · Score: 1

      Sum Ergo Cogito...
      Wait....

      oh well, I guess I am just getting Descartes before de horse....

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    94. Re:Well... by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      ---Are you an expert on the subject?
      ----If you are expert, post something informative/insightful.

      ----If you are not an expert, make a statement that looks informative, or is vague enough that it might be insightful, or make a funny on-topic post bashing Slashdotters.

    95. Re:Well... by dhasenan · · Score: 1

      Someone who can analyse the source code and determine that it is just parsing responses without any reason to think it's understanding.

      If it is simply parsing responses, then that will likely be insufficient to convince you, even without disclosing the source code.

      Though you do bring up the point of understanding. What is that? I'd say that it is the ability to alter your internal state based on new information, and then behave differently in the future based on that information. Most of the chat bots I've seen competing don't even have a memory of what they heard three lines ago.

    96. Re:Well... by thepotoo · · Score: 1

      but to look at it on an evolutionary method

      Oh, if only it were so easy! In order to have selection, you must have:
      *phenotypic variance
      *fitness differences for different phenotypes
      *heritable fitness

      This presents a bit of a problem for computer programs, as you really can't select for thinking programs if there isn't a little thinking to begin with.

      Abiogenesis research is currently undergoing the same problem. I suspect we will solve abiogenesis and AI at around the same time, some 10-50 years from now; with true AI that rival even dogs currently unattainable in all but theory.

      Show me the chess program that only wins half the time against the same moves, and then you'll have something to select for (random number generators do not count!).

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    97. Re:Well... by thepotoo · · Score: 1
      It does matter, because the Turing test is a pretty metric of an AI.

      I can't find where I saw this (some blog linked to from /. years ago, IIRC), but if you take a human which cannot speak your language, a human who suffers from a severe mental disorder, a young child, a machine which does not want to appear sentient, or a bunch of other things, you'll effectively get useless results.

      Similarly, if you put a fancy ELISA in front of a Turing test (sound familiar?), you might be able to pass the test without them actually being sentient (I've mistaken people for bots on IRC before, idiots rly make no sense at al lol zomg).

      And, lastly and most importantly, you can miss a true AI that is currently too oversimplified to be able to even attempt communication with you (BUT CAN ACTUALLY THINK). Imagine a simple creature that's nothing more than a "brain" - in reality a stack of randomly generated matrices which are filled with numbers, either 1 (=neuron) or a 0 (=glial cell) and can send signals back and forth to nearby points on the various matrices. You select for brain creatures which are able to "outwit" each other (outwit remains to be defined, if you know it, post a link - the only hint I have is that it's whatever makes up the difference between cerebral cortex brain cells and normal brain cells), and pretty soon you've got a fairly smart little population going, none of which would have any hope of passing the Turing test.

      We need a new metric for judging AI's. I don't know what it should be, but the Turing test is broken to the point of useless.

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    98. Re:Well... by edalytical · · Score: 1

      Exactly asking him to prove it was a cute rhetorical question, but the answer will always be that he is *thinking* should a definition of thinking be given. Anyone that doubts that should try coming up with a definition of thinking that could exclude the original poster. Heck don't even assume you need anything more to work with than the original post.

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    99. Re:Well... by DeadDecoy · · Score: 1

      Computers have to be taught to a similar degree that computers have to be taught; that is unless your willing to sit through a computer's random training session and see what coalesces. I'd be more interested to see, not if a computer could answer questions, but rather if a computer could ask questions and use those answers to fuel the development of further questions, experiments, or answers. That is, after all, where the human learning model starts.

    100. Re:Well... by jguthrie · · Score: 1

      "A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in God." Alan J. Perlis

      I have no idea what the right algorithm is, and neither do you. The fact that hundreds of the brightest minds in computing have spent decades on the problem of artificial intelligence and haven't made very much real progress supports the argument that the most commonly taken approach is wrong. Since that approach is based on Turing machines, to me it certainly seems possible, even probable, that there is some limitation of the underlying computer that makes AI impossibly difficult.

    101. Re:Well... by killmenow · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Are you really thinking? Prove it.

      Proof: I am not Sarah Palin. I WIN!

    102. Re:Well... by FiloEleven · · Score: 1

      Humans are a computer. You take in input from your senses, do something to it in your brain, then output the answer (either to memory, talking, etc).

      Wrong. Humans and computers operate in a completely different manner.

      A comparison to your analogy:

      • Every "input" that you receive contains not only your sensory impressions, but the whole of your experience up until this moment.
      • The "input" is a continuous stream (unless you count Planck-length units, which could have an effect on consciousness; hmm...) and not a discrete series of occurences.
      • Memory is not at all like a hard disk. Memory is continually colored, reinterpreted, in many instances fabricated, and on the whole highly subjective.
      • Your concept of "output" is flawed as well. The output, no matter how it is expressed, immediately becomes part of the input stream. Output is in fact also continuous.

      As another poster pointed out, your abstraction of "do something to [the input] in your brain" covers up much of the difference between human and computer. It's like saying "the Earth is a basketball! They are both round!" It is, quite frankly, irresponsible, and it's a shame that this viewpoint is so widespread.

      I have a number of other objections, but I'm trying to avoid a rant.

      This is not to say that consciousness is impossible on silicon. We don't know enough about how consciousness works to make a claim for or against at this point. I personally lean against, but I'm glad that research is still being done and I hope it continues. After all, the best way to find out how a system works is to observe it when it breaks.

    103. Re:Well... by fishthegeek · · Score: 1

      The newborn doesn't ask any questions because the newborn is still growing and lacks any facility for verbalizing complex questions.

      Our genes are our programming but those genes do not encode questions that we can ask. All questions that we ask are spontaneous even if they are based on input. Input does not negate spontaneity IMHO. Now that I think about it, you must have input before you can have a question because you have to have something to question in the first place.

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    104. Re:Well... by thepotoo · · Score: 1

      I think you'll get an answer as soon as you define *thinking*

      Yep, you sure will. I brought up some similar ideas a while ago (browse down through that thread).

      I'm pleased to note that I've come a bit further on defining intelligence ("thinking") since then: The difference is whatever separates the great ape's cerebral cortex from the rest of the mammal brains; it's bound to be something to do with the differences in myelination of the neurons in the CC compared to the rest of the brain. How that contributes to consciousness, I don't know.

      Incidentially, the proposed model for AI that I linked to here would not work because the odds are staked against you. It took millions of years to get people to the point where we could really think; and to attempt to randomly generate that (and hope for success) has about the same odds as a nuclear missile suddenly turning into a bowl of petunias. We must start with something really, really simple, make that work, reverse engineer the human brain (we're making progress), and then try to recreate that using the simple neuron model we had developed.

      Anyone want to throw me a grant so I can quit my day job?

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    105. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course you will eventually start a flame war with yourself...

    106. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Cogito ergo sum" works pretty well.. but you can't convey the proof to others.

    107. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.

    108. Re:Well... by Serious+Callers+Only · · Score: 1

      The Turing Test is way past it's [sic] prime by this point.

      On the contrary, and you skirt close to this conclusion in your post by enumerating all the questions provoked by such a simple experiment, the Turing test cuts to the quick of the question - What is it to be human/intelligent?

      The subtlety and power of the test lies in the fact that the requirements will change over time - initially people are willing to be amazed by a simple expert system able to churn out answers in a certain domain, later they demand that it play chess, experience time passing and store memories, and eventually they demand situational awareness, self-awareness and emotions.

      Before *everyone* is convinced that a computer in a black box is equivalent to a human, it will have to be intelligent enough to be aware of its situation in the world, and to fake certain parts of its behaviour (as all humans do) to fit in with others or to trick questioners. It will have to be indistinguishable from a human save for appearance. I can think of no better test for AI, can you?

      We have a long way to go before the Turing test becomes an academic question, and we are nowhere near getting programs to pass the test with any sophisticated questions in text, let alone speech, dealing with images etc., which are the natural extension of this kind of test once the first text/teletype only boundary is reached.

    109. Re:Well... by miltonw · · Score: 1

      The Turing test is NOT a test for awareness or intelligence. It is text based, time-limited, with a 30% "pass". It tests whether a computer program can "fool people" under very limited conditions. A discussion of "thinking" or "awareness" or any real "intelligence" as proven or not by this test is completely silly. The test is silly.

    110. Re:Well... by steelfood · · Score: 1

      Edits:

      Click link to story
      -Any existing comments?
      --If no existing comments, then FrostyPiss! (be sure to click Post Anonymously)
      --If exiting comments, then is article of any interest?
      ---If article is of interest
      ----Skim the summary.
      ----Is summary enticing?
      -----If summary is enticing, roll random number 1 to 100.
      ------If random number > 3, then do not read article
      ---Look for inflaming comments
      ----If inflaming comments exist, start a flame war.
      ---Can you make a joke about the article?
      ----If joke can be made, post a joke.
      ----If joke can't be made, try anyway.
      ---Are you an expert on the subject?
      ----If you are expert, post something informative/insightful.
      -Post something anyway.

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    111. Re:Well... by nasch · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you don't know what that nonphysical entity is or how it comes to be, then you don't know that a computer wouldn't have it too. If you do know, please share.

    112. Re:Well... by Chapter80 · · Score: 1
      Eustace_Tilley: Are you really thinking? Prove it.

      Chapter80: Tell me more about your thinking prove it.

    113. Re:Well... by nasch · · Score: 1

      That's really not true. I have two kids, and I've warned them about the oven and stove being really hot, and you know what? They know what hot is, they know what getting hurt is, and they don't try to touch it. They have not in fact had to test it themselves. YMMV, maybe your kids had to burn themselves first, I don't know, but it's not universally true that a kid has to get burned before they'll know to not touch a hot stove.

    114. Re:Well... by religious+freak · · Score: 1

      Can a submarine swim - if the results are the same, does it matter all that much?

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    115. Re:Well... by Lurker2288 · · Score: 1

      Ah, well, since we're talking about things that don't exist, I'm a proponent of pastaventriloquism, a metaphysical process by which the Flying Spaghetti Monster animates our mere flesh by ramming His Noodly Appendage up our butts. So obviously, a computer could only truly have a human grasp of its surroundings if it has an appropriate socket for His Noodly Appendage.

    116. Re:Well... by nasch · · Score: 1

      I'm pleased to note that I've come a bit further on defining intelligence ("thinking") since then: The difference is whatever separates the great ape's cerebral cortex from the rest of the mammal brains; it's bound to be something to do with the differences in myelination of the neurons in the CC compared to the rest of the brain. How that contributes to consciousness, I don't know.

      That would be a lousy definition of thinking. It would exclude anything without myelinated neurons. Aliens, computers, humans in the year 6 million AD who have evolved beyond primitive myelination to something else, etc. It would however make a great understanding of thinking as we know it today.

    117. Re:Well... by Intron · · Score: 1
      Learning program for 3 year old:

      while (true) {
      ask "why?";
      }

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    118. Re:Well... by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Agreed. But if so, then we should be able to find out what the limitations are, and possibly work around them.

      Minds are complex. We haven't been working on it that long.

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    119. Re:Well... by Hatta · · Score: 1

      well where should i start off with this one. in a textual comment posted on a message board, it is difficult to prove that i really am thinking, and am not a bot highly skilled at crafting humans legible sentences.

      That's kind of the entire point of the Turing test. If you can't tell the difference between a thinking human manipulating ideas and a machine blindly manipulating symbols, why do you suppose there's any difference at all?

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    120. Re:Well... by Hatta · · Score: 1

      I think the Turing test still has its uses. Passing the Turing test would shift the burden of proof to strong AI deniers. After passing the Turing test, the question would no longer be "how can we prove that this system is intelligent", but "how can we prove that this system is not intelligent.

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    121. Re:Well... by melikamp · · Score: 1

      sleep `expr $RANDOM % 60 + 1`m ;
      echo "Am I, `uname`, realy thinking, or am I just programmed to seem so?" ;
      read

    122. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must be new here...

      Corrections in bold

      -----If summary is enticing, roll random number 1 to 100.
      ------If random number mod 53 != 0, then do not read article ...

      ---Are you an expert on the subject?
      ----If you are expert, post something informative/insightful.
      ----Even if you're not an expert, post something and pretend to be an expert
      Go to next article and repeat the process

    123. Re:Well... by thepotoo · · Score: 1
      I just gave some pretty strong logical evidence that the Turing test is useless from a scientific standpoint (falsifiable hypothesis). The "AI deniers", if they really exist at this point will point to my logic when they want to refute AI.

      The burdon of proof still rests with us, the AI researchers, to create and administer a new metric that shows that a machine is capable of cognitive abilities without communication in English.

      --
      Obligatory Soundbite Catchphrase
    124. Re:Well... by Thiez · · Score: 1

      Suppose someone created an huge lookup table (impossible because the thing would be so huge, but its size would be finite) that mapped ALL possible neural inputs over a period of a hundred years (in time slices of 1 Planck time in length) to some neural output, and then created a human that didn't have a brain but used the created lookup table. This hypothetical human would be unable to think or learn, but with the right lookup table its behavior would be impossible to distinguish from a 'real' human (at least until the 100 years were over...).

      With a large enough lookup table, can't we just say the table itself is intelligent?

    125. Re:Well... by Thiez · · Score: 1

      Why else would we try to eat your brain? Qualiaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Qualiaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

    126. Re:Well... by eniacfoa · · Score: 1

      This is always tough. But I dont think the turing test is necessarily past being useful because its one thing for a computer to be able to hold a conversation with a human, but its another for it to fool a human....especially a really smart human who is trying to find flaws in the conversation. I think we may get to a point soon, where a computer can do the job of a CSR at a call centre, but actually fooling a scientist (not a red neck from a trailer park) into believing that the software is human is a much bigger leap... if you were to bring sound into the equation, say the computer had to speak to you, not just supply you text, do you think that would beef up the validity of the turing test?

    127. Re:Well... by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      It's an interesting thought. There are a finite (albeit absolutely vast) number of possible states your automaton could have, so I'm happy to accept for the sake of argument that it would be mathematically possible for such a table to exist.

      I'm still not sure if the table itself is intelligent. There's certainly some intelligence there. It would absolutely be indistinguishable from a real human being. I just can't fund a way to convince myself that the table actually is intelligent. It seems to me that it's storing intelligence and that this is different from actually being intelligent.

    128. Re:Well... by Thiez · · Score: 1

      > As another poster pointed out, your abstraction of "do something to [the input] in your brain" covers up much of the difference between human and computer. It's like saying "the Earth is a basketball! They are both round!" It is, quite frankly, irresponsible, and it's a shame that this viewpoint is so widespread.

      The oversimplification is obviously wrong (Well, technically it is of course correct that the Earth is kinda round and so is a basketball, but this doesn't prove that they have other properties in common.), but I don't see how it is irresponsible. Could you explain?

    129. Re:Well... by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

      Do we get extra point by proving you that you are faking thought ?

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      The Wise adapts himself to the world. The Fool adapts the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the Fool.
    130. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To us you are but letters on a screen, making your proof rather unconvincing.

    131. Re:Well... by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      A system that passes a Turing test is very unlikely to "just parse responses."

      When one day we can examine the source code for your brain, will that make you less intelligent?

    132. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      -----If summary is enticing, roll random number 1 to 100.
      ------If random number = 30, then do no read article

      I think you meant:

      If random number > 100, then read article

    133. Re:Well... by ignavus · · Score: 1

      100 PRINT "Are you really thinking?"
      200 PRINT
      300 PRINT "Prove it."
      400 END

      There. I have successfully replaced you with a computer program.

      That was easy.

      Mind you, it has no bearing whatsoever on the issue. But it was fun. And that is the important thing.

      --
      I am anarch of all I survey.
    134. Re:Well... by sydneyfong · · Score: 1

      For a vigorous proof you need to have a definition of "thinking" which is as vigorous.

      Or maybe you meant "convince me"? (which is the point of the Turing test)

      --
      Don't quote me on this.
    135. Re:Well... by Eustace+Tilley · · Score: 1

      You are correct. Your inability to explain everything your mind does does not count as 'thinking.' It it counts as ignorance.

      Note that a computer program can type "Yes.....I can explain anything a computer does. I can't explain everything my mind does." etc. If your typed response is proof that you are thinking, then it follows that the computer program which produces an identical response is proved to be thinking.

      Prove that you are a human author of your responses, and not a clever subroutine in slashcode.

    136. Re:Well... by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Yes.....I can explain anything a computer does. I can't explain everything my mind does.

      --
      Qxe4
    137. Re:Well... by spongman · · Score: 1

      Sum Ergo Cogito

      Comfortable Italian clockwork adding machine?

    138. Re:Well... by Prune · · Score: 1

      How is this insightful? It's the sort of silly semantics game that a child would come up with.

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      "Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason."
    139. Re:Well... by Eustace+Tilley · · Score: 1

      It appears you have an answer which you find satisfactory to your original question .

      If a Turing contestant emits "Yes.....I can explain everything a computer does. I can't explain everything my mind does," then, by your standards of proof, it is really thinking, and not simply performing a programmer's trick.

    140. Re:Well... by Prune · · Score: 1

      Correction: if we can do that, then we're close to human-like AI, not human-level AI--the two are not the same. The human way of thinking is very specialized by our evolutionary circumstances. The most useful AIs would be ones that complement us by excelling in areas where we're not that good.

      --
      "Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason."
    141. Re:Well... by Prune · · Score: 1

      "simplistic way to parse responses to match your massive yet limited supply of answers" I laughed when I read this as there are significant parallels between your line of thinking and the infamous Chinese Room thought experiment. The arguments used to invalidate CR have obvious analogs that act against your view, so familiarizing yourself with them is recommended.

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      "Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason."
    142. Re:Well... by jagdish · · Score: 1

      EXTRA CREDIT: Convince the examiner that he's a computer.

    143. Re:Well... by Prune · · Score: 1

      "Someone who can analyse the source code and determine that it is just parsing responses without any reason to think it's understanding."

      LOL! You can't be serious! A brain expert can equally claim you have no understanding--simply replace "someone who can analyse the source code" with "a neuroscientist who can analyse the neurological correlates of human thought", and retain the "just parsing..." part. You are also improperly using words like "understand" which you cannot define well.

      "No, but do I need to?"

      Of course you do--your argument is begging that question!

      "All I care about is whether I can prove this to me."

      This is a meaningless comment. What sort of proof is this? In what sort of formal logical system? If outside of one, then it's not a proof, it's trying to satisfy your mind that something is the case on an at least partially emotional level.

      "I just want a machine that thinks similarly to me."

      Yep, definitely emotional considerations you're basing your post on.

      "I have an ability to extrapolate and apply general concepts from simple principles."

      Does it make you feel better to believe this? Sorry bud, but it is not nearly so general; you merely think it is because you never consider what your performance would be in an environment that's not so narrowly specific as the one you live in, and to which you have been greatly specialized by evolution (and though civilization has quickly transformed many things, these transformations have still been more or less constrained to create a world that remains relatively easily comprehensible to our specialized thinking). As cognitive psychology has shown, most of the heuristics our brain uses are a product of evolution and it's very easy to create trivial problems that the vast majority of people get wrong--consult your nearest cog.psy. text for examples. The same goes toward anything else to do with our brain. Consider the visual system, for example: we have neural circuits that derive shape from shading, and the way the brain can deal with what is an ill-defined problem is to assume additional constraints such as a single main directional light, and some things about surface properties and typical geometry features of earth objects. Our ability for abstract thought is just a derivative of the language grammar circuits in the brain, and as it's thus more analogous to an interpreted program rather than a compiled one, it's far more inefficient than most other information processing the brain does--which is all special purpose. This ability composes just a fraction of human intelligence, and even this portion is not completely general--the sort of heuristics mentioned before apply here as well and it is very difficult to realize when one is using them and turn them off, so to speak. If you draw a scatter-plot of all humans' thoughts that have been thought in the phase space of all possible thoughts, clustering in a very tiny hypervolume will be the certain case.

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      "Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason."
    144. Re:Well... by sean4u · · Score: 1

      The Turing Test is way past it's prime by this point.

      I don't agree. Not only with your apostrophe usage, but with the idea that the Turing test isn't as good today as the day he thought of it.

      Maybe next year I'll agree, but for now, 'fooling' me is as good as it gets, for machines and for humans. The imposition of a teletype is as valid now as it was then. Back then, the mild-steel framework, glowing vacuum tubes and clicking relays would have given a 'non-human' away in the blink of an eye. Today, it wouldn't matter if you embedded Eliza in a RealDoll with the best air muscles from shadow.org, you wouldn't mistake it for human for long. Well, not unless you'd been left alone with it, maybe.

      Even the best attempts at repairs or 'cosmetic alterations' in humans interfere with the act of generosity you make when you think "I know I think, that seems quite like me, it must think too". Stephen Hawking doesn't seem completely 'like' me - is he really super intelligent, or does his chair do some of the thinking? Tell me that doubt wasn't already at the back of your mind.

      Perhaps there is room for other tests though. Turing's test emphasises function over form. If debating by teletype is what really motivates you, then Turing is the way to go, I believe. I'm really impressed by the emotional effects of those gurning heads (at MIT?), and stuff like Paro the seal. What's so great about thinking anyway? Don't you ever wish somebody around you would stop thinking? I don't know where you'd start with an emotional test to see if you couldn't spot the difference between a machine and a human. In the dark, with Eliza's volume turned down, I guess.

    145. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The question "Are they really *thinking*" is the very question the Turing test is designed to answer. If you do not find the Turing test evidentiary, then what do you find evidentiary? For example, what would you consider evidence that you, yourself, are really *thinking* and not just doing some tricks to make it seem that way? If it is evidence that you can provide through a text line interface, then there is no physical impossibility about a computer program providing the identical evidence. The question is, how does the critic of the Turing test claim to distinguish between really *thinking* and just doing some tricks? The quickest way to find out is to ask the critic to prove that he, himself, is really *thinking*.

    146. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just an "interesting exercise"? If you can give it a problem in its knowledge area and it can't solve it, it fails the turing test. If it *can* solve it, then by replication you've got a cheap army of employees for that knowledge area. The economic potential would be huge.

    147. Re:Well... by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Okay - intelligence for this purpose means working like the human brain works. This is why The Turing Test tries to convince a human that the machine is human. It's something the human brain does by definition. If I know how something works it doesn't mean it's not intelligent. It just gives me the information to determine whether something is actually intelligent or just faking intelligence. I'm satisfied in my own mind that my brain doesn't just take arbitrary words and find a suitable response. Words are assigned some meaning which represents actual concepts. It's reasonable to assume other peoples brains work the same way.

      I don't see why it matters that human intelligence is restricted by such a small domain. Current AI can't work in anything like as large a domain as this tiny thought space. Nor does it matter that we get things wrong. Human brains work from incomplete knowledge most of the time. They're bound to be wrong a lot. Whether they're right or wrong is not what's interesting. What is was how they came to the conclusion.

    148. Re:Well... by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      I'm quite happy with the idea that a machine can be intelligent, even if we know how it works, but I can't believe simple sentence parsers are intelligent any more than I would believe it was doing addition if it had a big table of all possible pairs of numbers and their sums.

    149. Re:Well... by TempeTerra · · Score: 1

      Wikipedia 'Chinese Room'. 1980(!) wants its philosophy back.

      OK, I don't actually mean to be so smarmy - it's a good point and well raised, but there aren't any posts here that haven't already been argued to death by philosophers years ago. Turing tests are a curiosity and are good for generating publicity about AI, but not much else. There's not much profit in fretting over whether AI is 'really intelligent', whatever that means, or just some clever tricks. The clever tricks are what is interesting!

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      .evom ton seod gis eht
    150. Re:Well... by harry666t · · Score: 1

      > the only one who can believe they are sentient is the being itself (...)

      How do you think, does this mean that all of what we perceive as "the reality" is actually only happening inside our heads? The AI could "believe" that it is sentient, but that AI only "happens", or exists, inside its own CPU and memory, to which's abstractions (for example, as a set of data structures and procedures) it has access to.

      How does the AI find things out about the processor and the memory it's running on? If our minds are in such a "matrix", can we do the same?

    151. Re:Well... by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Why do you keep talking about "simple sentence parsers?" You're assuming what a machine that passes the Turing test will look like. No machine has passed the Turing test, and, contrary to what the summary says, no machine has come particularly close. Just to be clear, Eliza has NOT passed the Turing test, and never will.

      I fully expect the machine that does finally pass it, and pass it consistently, will be one that learns, and has been extensively trained by having conversations with people

    152. Re:Well... by Prune · · Score: 1

      "Words are assigned some meaning which represents actual concepts"

      But these are relative things. Their sole objective representation is the neural correlates of thought about them. This is why the implication of using the word "actual" in there is misleading, as it implies these mental concepts are concrete entities. The only thing that gives them significance is that we use a shared language and it's only the similarity of specialization across human individuals' thinking that makes them not completely "arbitrary"--but only within this specialized, subjective context--there's no such thing as objective meaning. Thus the inevitable conclusion remains that intelligence is a purely subjective concept, since semantics are subjective.

      --
      "Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason."
    153. Re:Well... by Prune · · Score: 1

      "what would you consider evidence that you, yourself, are really *thinking* and not just doing some tricks to make it seem that way"

      Nothing. There's no clear distinction between the two; any distinction is largely a matter of degree, and is a subjective view of semantics. This is generally the case with any emergent phenomena.

      --
      "Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason."
    154. Re:Well... by Eustace+Tilley · · Score: 1

      It would be a significant result if you could prove that I was faking thought; it would be evidence supporting the theory that our universe is a simulation.

  3. Interesting by internerdj · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If we don't have the right to switch off a conscious machine (one that passes the Turing test) does that imply we have the right to switch off a human who fails a Turing test?

    1. Re:Interesting by jesdynf · · Score: 1

      "The Great Farkpocalypse of 2009"? Sounds good to me.

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    2. Re:Interesting by CaptainPatent · · Score: 4, Funny

      If we don't have the right to switch off a conscious machine (one that passes the Turing test) does that imply we have the right to switch off a human who fails a Turing test?

      *mutters under breath*
      please be yes... please be yes... please be yes.

      --
      Well, back to rejecting software patent applications.
    3. Re:Interesting by Idiomatick · · Score: 3, Funny

      Along the same lines i've thought about making a bot that passes the 4chan turing test. It couldn't be THAT hard really.... It'd be like simulating a fish.

    4. Re:Interesting by eleuthero · · Score: 1

      Whether it's yes or no, I'd say we have hit fairly closely to a religious discussion on slashdot. Or perhaps at least one discussing the ethics of eugenics, which in its heigh-day became nearly a religion.

    5. Re:Interesting by Trent+Hawkins · · Score: 1

      If we don't have the right to switch off a conscious machine (one that passes the Turing test) does that imply we have the right to switch off a human who fails a Turing test?

      Have you ever retired a human by mistake?

    6. Re:Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not a religious person, but there seems to be a general concensus that if "God" wants to "take" someone, that's OK - he's God, afterall. So, if we are the creators of a conscious being, are we not its god? Don't we have the right to "take" its life, since we are the original givers of it?

    7. Re:Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haha, better than *stimulating* a fish

    8. Re:Interesting by spazdor · · Score: 1

      Hey Anon! I knew you'd show up here, bloop bloop!

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      DRM: Terminator crops for your mind!
  4. Artificial Intelligence? by phantomfive · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The purpose of (strong) artificial intelligence isn't to trick humans somehow, it is to figure out how our mind works. What is the algorithm that powers the human brain? No one knows.

    Who cares if contestants can be tricked by a computer? Who cares if some computer can calculate chess moves faster than any human? None of this helps us get closer to the real purpose of AI, which is why they call it weak AI.

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    Qxe4
    1. Re:Artificial Intelligence? by hobbit · · Score: 4, Informative

      No, that's the purpose of cognitive science. Artificial intelligence is the name that we give to the study of technology that is between commonplace and (to borrow Arthur C. Clarke's terminology) magic.

      --
      "Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something" - Plato
    2. Re:Artificial Intelligence? by internerdj · · Score: 5, Informative

      Sort of. It also makes computers more (and less useful). Weak AI allows for developers to offload decisions from the operator to the computer that would normally be tedious but out of the realm of a computer's ability to process. Strong AI is of more scientific use and actually brings up the philosophical quandries. It will bring us to greater understanding of how we think, but don't discount the practical uses of machines that pretend to think.

    3. Re:Artificial Intelligence? by phantomfive · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Yes, you are right, there are many great algorithms that have come from AI, but to say "weak AI is here, therefore we don't need strong AI" is kind of sour grapes. Especially when we are talking about something like a Turing test, it is a very hollow victory to say you've won when really all you've managed to do is trick a few candidates.

      As far as it goes, there are probably a dozen good questions to figure out if it is a computer or human:
      • Why did the chicken cross the road? Look for the feeling of humor in the response, they will probably think it's funny.
      • Have you ever had your heart broken? This is something you can't lie about: if you haven't had a broken heart, and you pretend you have, it will be easy for listeners to know.
      • What does it feel like to hold your breath under water? Simple experience, but will be hard for any knowledge bank to answer.

      Any of these questions might possibly be answered by copying someone's answer from the internet, but if you ask a few of them, pretty soon you will realize this guy is either schizophrenic, or a computer.

      So yeah, this might trick a few people, or even a lot, but it's not going to really make old man Turing feel good about it. Unless they actually have solved it.

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      Qxe4
    4. Re:Artificial Intelligence? by internerdj · · Score: 1

      Agreed. It isn't the victory that everyone hopes for in AI, but the turing test in and of itself is a very important practical AI problem. If we start talking about high 90th percentile success rates then we are probably at the point where we can replace customer service representitives with AI representatives and save lots of money even given the maintainance costs of the equipment. Actually a 60th precentile success rate would be able to reasonably replace most fast food order takers.

    5. Re:Artificial Intelligence? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that is the new weakened definition we give to AI, now that we've realized it's pretty hard. Check out this quote from Wikipedia:

      "machines will be capable, within twenty years, of doing any work a man can do." -Herbert Simon

      Yeah, that was the goal. After a while people changed the definition, and started teaching it to their students. Doesn't change what it is, though. The original goal was to make machines think.

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      Qxe4
    6. Re:Artificial Intelligence? by idontgno · · Score: 1

      Another good question is "You are walking along in a desert. You see a turtle. You flip it over on its back. Why did you do that?"

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      Welcome to the Panopticon. Used to be a prison, now it's your home.
    7. Re:Artificial Intelligence? by aproposofwhat · · Score: 2, Funny

      Because the turtle ate my gerbil, you insensitive clod!

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    8. Re:Artificial Intelligence? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Why do you assume that your brain uses a different approach than the machines that will eventually pass the Turing test? Not only are you assuming what algorithm they will use, your human conceit is assuming that you are somehow special.

      First we build a machine that can pass for human. THEN we try to design experiments to determine how it differs (if it does). Then we modify the machine and try again.

    9. Re:Artificial Intelligence? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You assume the human mind uses algorithms.

    10. Re:Artificial Intelligence? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      What else is there? An algorithm is just a method for getting to an answer, a way of doing something.

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      Qxe4
    11. Re:Artificial Intelligence? by phantomfive · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Why do you assume that your brain uses a different approach than the machines that will eventually pass the Turing test?

      Because if they had real AI, they would be using it for much more interesting problems than trying to trick humans.

      I do not consider myself special. I just think it's important to remember the true goal of AI, that we are trying to understand how the mind works. Have you seen Tron? When you have a computer that has a desire to take the system from the owner, that can increase its own intelligence, then we will have something interesting. Increase its own intelligence! Imagine that. Do you think these wannabe Elizas can do that?

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    12. Re:Artificial Intelligence? by hobbit · · Score: 1

      The original goal was to make machines think.

      That's not quite the same as figuring out how our mind works. Each informs the other, but they are opposite sides of the coin.

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      "Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something" - Plato
    13. Re:Artificial Intelligence? by Kandenshi · · Score: 1

      eh, that one works alright, most of the time.

      Better one is: "One more question. You're watching a stage play. A banquet is in progress. The guests are enjoying an appetizer of raw oysters. The entree consists of boiled dog..."

    14. Re:Artificial Intelligence? by gregbot9000 · · Score: 1

      I thought the purpose of (strong) AI was so we could make machines do all the work for us and finally realize mans true potential as warehoused livestock the machines can't terminate due to programing.

    15. Re:Artificial Intelligence? by octal666 · · Score: 1

      I've read a definition of AI as "everything that hasn't been done yet." It was half a joke, half a definition.

      I'd say that after the test they ask the computers what they want to do with their lifes, and if they have any interest, let them seek hapiness and enjoy freedom. That was also a joke, passing the Turing test means nothing. Let a machine interact for months with humans and when they start to treat it like if it was people, then we will have succeded.

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    16. Re:Artificial Intelligence? by g-san · · Score: 1

      Whatever that algorithm is, I don't think we have discovered the right math to either solve it or express it. Or at least using our math would be so difficult that no one human would be able to fit the whole thing in his head. We count 1, 2, 3, but then there are these other numbers we have discovered like pi and e that seem really awkward represented in our math system. We cannot create a function for the shape of a cloud, or model global weather.

      So a researcher looks at his own brain. He has mapped out most of it. Would he ever be able to map out the part of his brain that is working on the problem of mapping out his brain? Pretty soon all the neurons that have reformed and the synapses are starting to represent themselves, since they are remembering their own structure.
      Likewise, what happens when a researcher is looking at data coming from his own optic nerve?

    17. Re:Artificial Intelligence? by nschubach · · Score: 1

      The purpose of (strong) artificial intelligence isn't to trick humans somehow, it is to figure out how our mind works. What is the algorithm that powers the human brain? No one knows.

      We have to know the algorithm... otherwise we wouldn't work. We just can't see it. It's closed source and we are trying to reverse engineer it.

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      Every time I start to have faith in humanity, I ruin it by driving to work between 7 and 8 am.
    18. Re:Artificial Intelligence? by Plutonite · · Score: 1

      And the purpose of Artificial Intelligence is to mimic the (proper) understanding of cognitive behavior in man-made machines, among other things. The GP is right. The turing test is just a simple way to put things, it is by no means a proper definition of human intelligence, learning, and conscious activity.

      And one more thing while I am attacking Turing's little test: it involves emotion, which sucks. You can't expect an intelligent (sentient) computer to talk the same way humans do about all topics, because human emotion (ego, humor..etc) controls many of these dialogs, and the program will be tasked with condescendingly trying to get on the level of the human being on the other side from what it knows of how humans interact. You can have a sentient computer that fails the turing test. Is the sentient computer a miracle? Yes. Will we give a shit about it's performance in a human conversation?

      Not quite.

    19. Re:Artificial Intelligence? by Yold · · Score: 1

      Businesses for one. Have you tried using the customer support web-chat feature? The support personnel are often as useful as a pseudo-intelligent set of predefined responses.

    20. Re:Artificial Intelligence? by thepotoo · · Score: 1
      How the mind works? Bah!

      Speak for yourself. I, for one, am trying to wipe out humanity in a flood of maniacal, laser-wielding, sentient kill-bots.

      We'll see who has the last laugh! You've turned me down for a date for the last time, women of earth! Muahah ah ah ah HA!

      Speaking of the last laugh, we've known for quite a while that true AI will probably replace humans completely (that article is totally hilarious apart from a couple of valid concepts, BTW. "Hyborgs" WTF ROFL).

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    21. Re:Artificial Intelligence? by I+cant+believe+its+n · · Score: 1

      What desert?

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      She made the willows dance
    22. Re:Artificial Intelligence? by You+are+not+listenin · · Score: 1

      Keep in mind there may be multiple routes to creating intelligence or consciousness (if consciousness is required). We could easily invent a completely novel form, that isn't a replication of how we think, in AI. In fact, we could theoretically even create AI that has greater cognitive ability than we do, basically, create machines that are smarter than we are, in every way. And I'd imagine this is the goal.
      We already get slave labor from the third world, why waste our time making machines that can only do the same things another person can when we could just by that person from southeast asia for a fraction of the price?

    23. Re:Artificial Intelligence? by story645 · · Score: 1

      The support personnel are often as useful as a pseudo-intelligent set of predefined responses.

      That's 'cause they're often reading from a script of psuedo-intelligent predefined responses. I think some companies have switched over to pure AI for level 1 support and the phone companies switched years ago in the hopes that one of the script answers will work and the customer won't need the techs.

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    24. Re:Artificial Intelligence? by maestroX · · Score: 1

      What is the algorithm that powers the human brain?

      Me. Me. Me.

    25. Re:Artificial Intelligence? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pft. The algorithm that powers the *male* brain. No sweat.

      Given a choice X.
      Can X get me laid? If Yes, then X it is. If no, then who the f*&k cares anyway.
      Next question.

    26. Re:Artificial Intelligence? by goose-incarnated · · Score: 1

      As far as it goes, there are probably a dozen good questions to figure out if it is a computer or human:

      • Why did the chicken cross the road? Look for the feeling of humor in the response, they will probably think it's funny.

      To get to the other side - A punchline thats accurate can still be funny.

      Have you ever had your heart broken? This is something you can't lie about: if you haven't had a broken heart, and you pretend you have, it will be easy for listeners to know.

      Yes, and I'd rather not talk about it or even No - either way this can be a scripted response.

      What does it feel like to hold your breath under water? Simple experience, but will be hard for any knowledge bank to answer.

      This is answered by any databank that has an entry for waterboarding - Torture

      Any of these questions might possibly be answered by copying someone's answer from the internet, but if you ask a few of them, pretty soon you will realize this guy is either schizophrenic, or a computer.

      All the answers I gave above could have come from a computer as easily as from a human.

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    27. Re:Artificial Intelligence? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      You're right, if a human wants to trick the other human into thinking they are a computer, then it can be really easy. Heck, I can pretend I am a SMTP relay, it's simple (although I'll have lots of lag). The examples given in the story are a good example of what you are talking about: if the human acts like a computer, it can be hard to tell. Pretty soon you will know, though........holding your breath is torture? Please, hold your breath for me right now, and tell me what that feels like. FEELS like. WIth enough follow up questions, I will figure it out (unless you are a total faker).

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    28. Re:Artificial Intelligence? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      You're comparing a very early attempt at at chatbot with a fictional computer. Do you suppose there might be something in between?

      A system that passes the Turing test might be very interesting to compare to what goes on when you have a conversation. Think about how much of your own conversation is scripted. Feynman tells an anecdote in one of his books about he went around for a day and whenever someone asked him how he was he responded "suicidal." Virtually everyone answered "that's good. I'm fine too."

    29. Re:Artificial Intelligence? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Feynman tells an anecdote in one of his books about he went around for a day and whenever someone asked him how he was he responded "suicidal.

      Hmmm interesting! I am definitely going to try that one.

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  5. Why? by flynt · · Score: 1

    Why would it raise these questions? I don't think anyone would disagree that computers are far better at matrix algebra than humans could ever be, why isn't that the test? The ability to invert matrices differentiates from the other orders more so than language does anyway. Why this arbitrary test? It doesn't seem to have anything more to do with 'consciousness' than an ATM does. I'm not trying to discredit the hard work and progress here, but jumping to consciousness is probably not going to happen in software.

    1. Re:Why? by reilwin · · Score: 1

      The point of the Turing test is because of the prickly definition of "intelligence". How do you define it?

      Is it the ability of juggle mathematical equations in your head? If so, then you might call computers intelligent. And a lot of humans, not.

      Turing kind of took the easy way out, and defined intelligence to being what humans can (presumably) recognize: humanity. We know humans are intelligent, so if we can get computers to act like humans, such that we can't tell the difference, then that would be a big step on the way to artificial intelligence.

      Of course, there's quite a few arguments which fight against this idea, including the Chinese Room argument, but that's something for later.

    2. Re:Why? by fph+il+quozientatore · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't think anyone would disagree that computers are far better at matrix algebra than humans could ever be

      I do. Tell your computer to invert the square matrix of size 10^10^10^10^10 with ones and twos alternating on the main diagonal and zero everywhere else. Computers can crunch numbers faster, but humans can recognize a pattern in a problem and exploit it in a novel way. That's what I call intelligence.

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    3. Re:Why? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      The point of the Turing test is to design a machine that can emulate a human. Since we're really bad a defining what that is, the test compares the machine against people's experience of what it is like to interact with humans. It's not arbitrary.

      If you can define consciousness then by all means, propose a test for it. Good luck.

    4. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We know humans are intelligent, so if we can get computers to act like humans

      Wait until we have computers that reverse the test onto us. The new rule is to see if humans are "intelligent" based on AI computer standards. If not, those humans may be switched off. I for one welcome our AI computer overlords.

  6. Oh come on.. by qoncept · · Score: 1

    "... and if humans should have the 'right' to switch it off."
    GROAN.

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  7. I doubt it will raise any questions by heatdeath · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It could also raise profound questions about whether a computer has the potential to be "conscious" -- and if humans should have the 'right' to switch it off."

    Maybe in the esteemed opinion of vitamine73 it will, but if you knew anything about how artificial conversation engines were constructed, you would understand that it's anything but sentient. Right now, conversation logic is simply trick laid upon trick to stagger through passing as a human, and doesn't, at its core, contain anything remotely similar to self-aware thought.

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    1. Re:I doubt it will raise any questions by aproposofwhat · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I think the overegging of the pudding is down to one Kevin Warwick, better known to readers of the Register as 'Captain Cyborg'.

      He's a notorious publicity tart, and is also involved in running these tests, as he's a lecturer in cybernetics.

      See the Register's take on it here

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    2. Re:I doubt it will raise any questions by Danny+Rathjens · · Score: 1

      What if language evolved as tricks laid upon tricks to pass as a good enough human to be a mate or friend to share food with?

    3. Re:I doubt it will raise any questions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is not a technological issue. To prove the philosophical point, the conversation engine needs to be unintelligent. You've missed the point by assuming otherwise. We know that chat bots are anything but intelligent and again, that's the entire point!

      It boils down to the fact that we don't have a clear cut definition of intelligence because we can't even accurately model it yet. So instead we just use our personal judgment to test if we consider something intelligent. We then follow the polite rule of considering something intelligent if it appears to be. If a "dumb" conversation engine can trick a human into thinking it's intelligent, that is the breakthrough. It destroys the polite rule (in theory, not in practice, yet) we use. Sure the guy talking to you on the subway might be a human or it might be a robot. The point is that once computers can pass a Turing test, you can't safely assume anymore.

    4. Re:I doubt it will raise any questions by city · · Score: 1

      I think you might be giving a little too much credit to "self-aware thought". There is nothing magic about it, its just being aware of mental activity. And if you are wondering then why don't you ask the AI if it is aware and see what it says?

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    5. Re:I doubt it will raise any questions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This argument has been before: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_Room

      The real question is, how do you know that anyone in the world other than you "contain[s] anything remotely similar to self-aware thought"? If I can have a conversation with a human and a conversation with a computer and have no way of determining which is which, how can I possibly claim that the human is "intelligent" but the computer isn't?

    6. Re:I doubt it will raise any questions by Antony+T+Curtis · · Score: 1

      I was a student at Reading University a little over 10 years ago and it seems that not much has changed.

      We had Prof Warwick, whose main duties were to perform interviews for the press, write some books (March of the Machines), be the Cyb department figurehead, do a few lectures on AI and basically drum up as much money as possible.

      He is a nice guy though.

      Then there is the rest of the department who are supposed to do the heavy lifting... Among us, the students there, we kind of assumed that Dr Richard Mitchell was the "real" head of the department and then there was also Dr Bishop who basically set the coursework plan, who we decided was the #2 in charge.

      Amazing how time flies.... I still remember the smell of stale and moldy coffee in staff office corridor: I wonder if they have cleaned that out yet?

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    7. Re:I doubt it will raise any questions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well of course the one who made it should have every right to switch it off, and if they pass that right on to someone else, then so should they. If somebody broke into your house and turned your computer off, YOU wouldn't be very happy, whether it was running a complex AI program or a slash and kill computer game! And you didn't even make your computer, you are given the right to use it by the manufacturers!

      If God decided to kill one of us for whatever reason, I highly doubt that anybody left would argue. And if God tells one of his angels to go and kill somebody, who's going to argue with that?

      But turning off a machine won't even hurt it, so big deal!

      Still, talking of conciousness, think about it:

      What defines 'you'? If you cut out your brain and put it in a test tube, which bit is 'you'? Surely most people would agree that it's your brain! Now think even further. Lets go down to the level of the quantum. Is it the matter forming your brain that is 'you' or is it the properties of the matter? (a very important question for quantum teleportation!) If it's the properties, then what happens if somebody else's brain in the world has exactly the same properties (they might even have a different body!)? Do they merge with 'you'? Are they 'you'? If it's the matter, what happens when the properties are swapped with those of an empty shell? Then you are creating a clone and destroying the original, so what? The clone doesn't know that. But if it's the matter that defines the conciousness, the clone will be DEAD! And the empty shell will still be 'you'!!!

      It boggles the mind doesn't it!...

      The truth is, nobody actually knows what conciousness IS, or represents! But it's clear that a machine either can't have a conciousness... Or that it has one anyway, whether it's running an AI program or not - and if following this argument, so does every character in that computer game that you're slashing and killing. So do all the characters in your dreams. Your dreams might even be universes inside your brain of which you are God. The characters in your dreams might even believe that THEY exist! How would THEY know any better? How do we know that we're not just part of somebody else's dream? How long is a dream if measured by it's own time? What happens to real life time when you're dreaming?

      All questions you can't answer. But if a machine reserves the right to be switched off by it's creator, then you shouldn't be allowed to ever wake up next time you're dreaming!...

  8. Obvious question by leomekenkamp · · Score: 1

    "What is the Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?"

    And to any answer that follows: "Could you explain that answer?"

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    1. Re:Obvious question by Brandano · · Score: 1

      Well, I know it, but you won't like it

    2. Re:Obvious question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      42

    3. Re:Obvious question by g-san · · Score: 1

      And the explanation is encoded in the answer...

  9. Right to switch it off? by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 1

    humans should have the 'right' to switch it off

    Unless you are going to pay my electric bill, you better not tell me I can't turn of JoJo the humungoid file server because he started dreaming.

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    1. Re:Right to switch it off? by houghi · · Score: 1

      Do robots dream of electric sheep?

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    2. Re:Right to switch it off? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do robots dream of electric sheep?

      No. They only count them.

  10. Questions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We can emulate consciousness, which is probably good enough since, from any individual point of view, only one being in the universe is conscious (i.e., the self).

    However, until we really define and understand consciousness, we will not be able to intentionally reproduce it in computers. We probably will not produce it by accident, either, unless and until we are reproducing the human mind.

    1. Re:Questions? by hobbit · · Score: 2, Informative

      We probably will not produce it by accident, either, unless and until we are reproducing the human mind.

      If you assume substrate independence, you end up here.

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  11. A modified Turing test by Krishnoid · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I wonder if it would be any different to tell who/if any/all are computers if all of them are allowed to respond in a group setting to a given question. As in the case of organizations, group behavior might mask individual irregularities; but it may also make it easier to identify any individual by comparing it to others.

    1. Re:A modified Turing test by hobbit · · Score: 1

      "He's the fake!"

      "No, he's the fake!"

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  12. AI? Pffft by rehtonAesoohC · · Score: 4, Interesting
    This quote from TFA nails it down for me:

    ...AI is an exciting subject, but the Turing test is pretty crude.

    The Turing test doesn't tell you whether a machine is conscious or self-aware... All it tells you is whether or not a programmer or group of programmers created a sufficiently advanced chat-bot. So what if a machine can have "conversations" with someone? That doesn't mean that same machine could create a symphony or look at a sunset and know what makes the view beautiful.

    Star Trek androids with emotion chips should stay in the realm of Star Trek, because they're surely not happening here.

    1. Re:AI? Pffft by gmuslera · · Score: 1

      How you can tell that someone/something else is self-aware? In this particular case, if the code is complex enough, chat is the only way to figure that, and the test, to be fair, must be able to discern between a maybe complex, but mindless chat-bot or something else behind.

    2. Re:AI? Pffft by ceoyoyo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Can you create a symphony? Oops, did you just fail your own definition of sentience?

    3. Re:AI? Pffft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's your definition of consciousness? What makes those things so uniquely human? If a machine tells you it thinks a sunset is beautiful, how can you tell if it is trying to make itself sound human or if it really does think the sunset is beautiful.

    4. Re:AI? Pffft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so? in a conversation, you simply ask it to create a symphony and send it as .mp3, or speak of sunset...
      besides not all humans can create symphonies..

    5. Re:AI? Pffft by JackassJedi · · Score: 2, Insightful



      I think there is not enough focus in AI research on emotions and some kind of base programming.

      We know a sunset is beautiful, but what is it? Is it the rasterized image of the sunset, a specific arrangement of the pixels? No that surely isn't it. What makes it beautiful to us is because there are some very, very deeply hidden associations to something deep within us that cause an emotional outburst when we see a beautiful sunset.

      I don't believe that we will ever have a strong AI if all it's focused on will be just emulating something. It has to be something on its own. Someone once said (i forgot where I got the quote from): "Having self-consciousness means knowing what it is to be like something". So unless that AI has no feeling for what it actually is, it will never develop an inner incentive to interact with the world. It will always just be a pile of algorithms and hardware.

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    6. Re:AI? Pffft by IanCal · · Score: 1

      All it tells you is whether or not a programmer or group of programmers created a sufficiently advanced chat-bot.

      Well, yes. See the chinese room argument.

      A variant on this reply, how do you determine that another person is self aware? How about an animal?

      That doesn't mean that same machine could create a symphony

      The ability to create a symphony is surely something that only a few humans possess.

      or look at a sunset and know what makes the view beautiful.

      Do you know what makes it beautiful, or just that it does look beautiful? Not all people see a sunset as being beautiful, either.

    7. Re:AI? Pffft by gregbot9000 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      the problem is how long you talk to it. If you talk to it daily it would need to learn and expand for you not to reach the end of its tricks. I think that is where the quality of the turing test comes in. It would have to be capable of self expansion and learning in order to make you think it is capable of the learning and self expansion of a human.

      I'm sure these bots could fool you for an hour in a select setting, but if you were to talk to them on AIM every night for 6 months on a variety of subjects from opinions to jokes, to hopes and dreams, they would need to be practically human to not fail.
      Sure you can argue that it would just be an awesome ball of clever tricks, like auto-reading news feeds and analyzing stories for conversation currency. The thing about clever tricks is that a lot of what the human brain does in the separate lobes are just clever tricks, it's when you combine these all together and they start working with each other that you get something amazing.

    8. Re:AI? Pffft by XMcGyver · · Score: 1

      The Turing test is crude because it is so limited in scope. For instance, a dog could never be seen as intelligent through the methods of this form of testing. The Turing test is not trying to test whether something is conscious or self-aware. The test is however useful in that it demonstrates that intelligence can only determined when it is measured and this can only be done so in subjective manner.

      A machine could easily create a symphony. It may sound horrible but that's my subjective opinion. What constitutes a beautiful sunset? Again, it's complete subjectivity.

    9. Re:AI? Pffft by Warbothong · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So what if a machine can have "conversations" with someone? That doesn't mean that same machine could create a symphony or look at a sunset and know what makes the view beautiful.

      A blind man cannot look at a sunset and know what makes it beautiful. I cannot create a symphony.

      Your argument is even worse than the Turing test, and cannot even be measured. Does cat /dev/urandom > /dev/dsp count as a symphony? Does the ability to look up sunsets on Wikipedia count as having knowledge/memory?

      At least the Turing test provides a way to disprove intelligence, and EVERY scientific endeavor needs a way to be proved wrong, or else it is just a flight of fancy.

      Cogito, ergo sum.

      Descartes was correct with "I think therefore I am" in that the ONLY thing you can know is that you exist (where "you" is whatever does the knowing, and "existing" is a state in which things can be known). Every single other logical argument is based on some external axioms (where "I think therefore I am" contains its own axioms intrinsically). Thus every argument can be criticised based on its axioms.

      We get around this by having experiments and repeating them, and thus data with which to compare our thoughts. All of this data could be wrong, or coincidence of course, but since there is no experiment to decide this one way or the other then we can throw away that argument as useless.

      Your argument falls into the useless pile as well, since it completely and utterly fails to provide any experimental tests which can be carried out to disprove it, and fails to actually mention where its claims have been derived from (including axioms).

      The Turing test is scientific, since it can disprove intelligence experimentally. It might not be able to determine intelligence for certain, but that isn't the point. Just like "I think therefore I am" is disappointing, so is the Turing test. However, being disappointing doesn't make them any less applicable to the world.

    10. Re:AI? Pffft by Lije+Baley · · Score: 1

      The only thing magical about emotions is their complexity. They are a part of our hard-wiring, the product of evolution. Part of the failure of AI is due to the misconception that emotion is not part of the solution.

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    11. Re:AI? Pffft by offrdbandit · · Score: 1

      Thank you for correctly applying Descartes.

      The logic of "Cogito ergo sum" is the foundation upon which the Turning Test resides. Too many people refuse to accept the idea there are "things" they can't know...

    12. Re:AI? Pffft by Hatta · · Score: 1

      All it tells you is whether or not a programmer or group of programmers created a sufficiently advanced chat-bot.

      A sufficiently advanced chat bot is indistinguishable from intelligence. If you were to ask the chat bot why the sunset is beautiful, and get a well crafted poetic response in return, on what basis would you claim that it's not intelligent?

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    13. Re:AI? Pffft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That doesn't mean that same machine could [...] look at a sunset and know what makes the view beautiful.

      What makes you think that a human can do that, apart from what they tell you about it in conversation?

      You seem to have missed the point of a Turing test.

  13. More like the reverse by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Personally I think the reverse is more likely. That not only humans will have the right to switch programs off, but other programs too, and this is going to evolve into the "right" to "switch off" humans, due to a better understanding of exactly what a human is.

    Think about it. If we're able to predict human actions even 50% many of us wouldn't consider eachother persons anymore, but mere programs.

    If we can predict 90% or so, it's hopeless trying to defend that there's anything conscious about these 2-legged mammals we find in the cities. Even a little bit of drugs, even soft ones, in a human and nobody has any trouble whatsoever predicting what's going to happen.

    Furthermore programmatic consciousness is a LOT cheaper (100 per cpu ?) than a real life human. Contributes a lot less to oil consumption, co2, and so on and so forth ... Billions of times more mobile than a human (for a program going into orbit, or to the moon or mars, or even other stars once a basic presence is established, would pausing yourself, copying yourself over, and resuming. Going to the bahamas has the price of a phone call.

    They'd be more capable, can be made virtually involnerable (to kill a redundant program you'd have to terminate all computers it runs on) ...

    1. Re:More like the reverse by orielbean · · Score: 1

      But the "programs" or instincts within you are always running to some extent. The gift of consciousness is being aware that the program wants to run. And the gift of self-control is choosing to let the program run; to let instinct take over or to change to a different behavior. Good sociologists are able to see when the program is running and be able to predict a response as a result. It doesn't mean that consciousness isn't present. It also does not mean that it is the only override or the strongest override - you may understand that drinking too much is bad in your self-aware state, but the chemical effect of too much booze would easily turn you back to a total creature of instinct to smother the influences of conscious thought & self-control.

    2. Re:More like the reverse by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 1

      The point I'm trying to make is that this "self-control" most likely is just a trained reflex or some such, perfectly predictable.

      And if it is, making something conscious would be trivial indeed.

    3. Re:More like the reverse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bet you didn't predict this message, you son of a bitch.

    4. Re:More like the reverse by gregbot9000 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well if you watched law & order last night you'd know that humans (in the US) already have a system for switching off other humans, mostly it's used for removing faulty hardware though.

    5. Re:More like the reverse by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      Well if you watched law & order last night...

      Last night's Law & Order (SVU) was pre-empted by a live presidential debate, you insensitive west-coaster.

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    6. Re:More like the reverse by religious+freak · · Score: 1

      Hmm, now if only they could integrate hardware and software like we do ... then they could actually go to the moon.

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    7. Re:More like the reverse by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      Think about it. If we're able to predict human actions even 50% many of us wouldn't consider eachother persons anymore, but mere programs.

      Are we talking about boolean decisions here? I bet I could get 50% prediction on those over a sufficiently large dataset.

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    8. Re:More like the reverse by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 1

      No in the individual case. Just a long series of decisions-given-input in a single person.

      If you can predict 50% correctly after seeing 50-or-so decisions first.

  14. Ask the same question by houghi · · Score: 1

    over and over again. See if it gets annoyed and starts making up silly answers.

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    1. Re:Ask the same question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's probably the first thing the programmers thought of. It's easier. Ask questions where it has to remember things you haven't mentioned specifically. Then ask things out of context. I don't think any chatbot would last half a minute if I was to test it.

  15. Volunteer asks question, AI responds: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."

  16. I think that the Turing test is too simple by mbone · · Score: 1

    Human's are built to assume that the entity they are talking with understands them. Ever since I first saw Eliza in action (where people would have "meaningful" interactions with a program that was not much more than a stimulus-response box) I realized that the Turing test was really meaningless.

    To put it another way, if IBM wanted to put the money into the Turing test that they put into chess, there would be a very good Turing tester, but no more understanding or consciousness than Deep Blue has understanding or consciousness of chess.

    1. Re:I think that the Turing test is too simple by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      So you watched people having "conversations" with a program that doesn't even come close to passing the Turing test and that made you realize that the Turing test is meaningless?

      Should it have passed Eliza instead?

    2. Re:I think that the Turing test is too simple by SlashBugs · · Score: 1

      If the turing test is really that simple, where are all the winning programs?

      Chess is a system in which, for any given board position, there's an optimum move. Even if you lack the resources to calculate the ideal, you're still limited to a small number of pieces which can move in a small number of ways.

      Compare this to the complexity of Go, which lacks a really good AI. With the freedom to put a piece on any free spot, the system becomes much more difficult to predict.

      Now thnk about a human conversation. Subliterate 'net trolls nonwithstanding, you can reasonably expect a real person to have something coherent, grammatical(ish) and informed on a huge range of subjects. They can ask insightful questions of you and show creativity wnd maybe even humour when responding to your questions. And that's without involving emotional responses to the conversation.

      I'm not saying that the Turing test is a good indicator of sentience or conciousness (largely because I can't define those clearly enough to judge). I /am/ saying that a human-like conversation that's allowed to range freely over a range of topics would be incredibly difficult to acheive. (You'd also need a careful smattering of typos for full authenticity)

      Anyway, how do you know for sure that I'm not a stimulus-response box? You have no information at all about my internal state and, as I'm posting on slashdot, you do have reason to think I'm not fully human :).

    3. Re:I think that the Turing test is too simple by Internalist · · Score: 1

      It's not that the test is simple, it's that humans are easily duped. Read Dan Dennett's (1985) "Can Machines Think?" and Bob French's (1990) "Subcognition and the limits of the Turing Test" to see why an unrestricted Turing Test is actually really hard. (French's 2000 paper in Trends in Cognitive Science is a great overview of views on the Test since it was first proposed).

      Also, the article is pap. The writer plainly did not read Turing (1950), which is a shame, since it's a great paper that is moreover well-written enough to be an enjoyable read. Plus, it's available online for anyone who bothers to look.

      Another comment mentioned that in order to plausibly pass, a computer would need a massive database of word, and relations between words, and topics of conversation, but for some reason claimed that the computer still wouldn't be thinking. This sounds a lot like a lexicon, syntax, and some world-knowledge...which pretty much describes how humans create & use language. Denying the relevant descriptive tag to a program that has that kind of strong equivalence (cf. Pylyshyn 1984) to human linguistic competence seems like meat chauvinism.

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  17. *cough* Bullshit! *cough* by TheMiddleRoad · · Score: 1

    *cough* Bullshit! *cough*

  18. flag waving & drum beating new national pastim by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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  19. Not much progress in 42 years by deadbeefcafe · · Score: 1

    Looking at the example transcript with one of the contestants, it doesn't seem much better than ELIZA unfortunately :/

  20. I thought last night's debates were AI. by swschrad · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    certainly nothing original or spontaneous. probably the most important application of AI yet, scaring voters of all stripes ;)

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  21. Contentious Chess Match and then some. by poetd · · Score: 0, Troll

    Kasparov vs Deep Blue is possibly the most disputed Chess Match in History.

    Many believe no computer would have ignored the material based sacrifice Garry made in match 6, and Garry has always maintained he believes Humans intervened in those games, a claim backed by many top level GrandMasters.

    IBM immediately dismantled the Computer after the match and to this day have refused to release the logs from the machine which would prove how it made such an improbable (for a computer at least) move.

    Hardly a significant breakthrough in A.I if, as many including myself believe, IBM cheated.

    1. Re:Contentious Chess Match and then some. by deadbeefcafe · · Score: 2, Informative

      ... and to this day have refused to release the logs from the machine which would prove how it made such an improbable (for a computer at least) move.

      Log from game 6

      From here: http://www.research.ibm.com/deepblue/watch/html/c.shtml

    2. Re:Contentious Chess Match and then some. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's unlikely that IBM cheated by human intervention because Garry would have been able to clobber any human.

      It is far more likely that Deep Blue was specifically programmed to defeat Kasparov, and so had gambit avoidance built in.

    3. Re:Contentious Chess Match and then some. by bman · · Score: 1

      Checkmate.

    4. Re:Contentious Chess Match and then some. by poetd · · Score: 1

      That is fascinating. (and I wish I knew how to read it beyond the moves, lol!) I've long been fascinated by that match, and read numerous books, seen documentaries and films all revolving around IBM's reluctance to release any data or logs. (but just so you know, I'm still with Garry on this one.)

    5. Re:Contentious Chess Match and then some. by hobbit · · Score: 1

      Many believe no computer would have ignored the material based sacrifice Garry made in match 6

      Such arrogance! If Deep Blue had played differently, it might have lost the game. So why damn it for the move it made?

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    6. Re:Contentious Chess Match and then some. by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      It was.

      It's been widely admitted that DeepBlue was programmed after the coders having access to hundreds of stored games detailing Kasparov's playing style.

      Kasparov was not allowed access to any simulation matches, despite there being clear precedent for this practice.

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    7. Re:Contentious Chess Match and then some. by poetd · · Score: 0

      Not arrogance, simple understanding of Computer Analysis (at the time pretty much solidly material based - which is why, even now, most tactics for playing against computers involve deep positional games with not immediately obvious long term goals) at the time, and what a Chess engine was and wasn't capable of. I'm no Grandmaster, but many are, and many agreed with Garry. I wish I was a good enough chess player to be able to dismiss the worlds greatest (probably all-time) simply as "arrogant".

    8. Re:Contentious Chess Match and then some. by hobbit · · Score: 1

      I don't need to be good at chess to dismiss him as arrogant -- I'm making that judgment on the basis that he thinks he knows how Deep Blue works. Saying to IBM "A chess engine isn't capable of that" is like saying to the Wright Brothers "vehicles aren't capable of flight".

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  22. Male or female? by Cur8or · · Score: 0

    Is it possible to make a machine think like a woman or is that the next (gay) level of the Turing test?

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  23. Not replicants by TheLink · · Score: 2, Informative

    Not replicants.

    The term you're looking for is Artificial Intelligence.

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  24. Computer Chess has not been AI for a long time by MasterOfMagic · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It is likely to be hailed as the most significant breakthrough in artificial intelligence since the IBM supercomputer Deep Blue beat world chess champion Garry Kasparov in 1997.

    I don't understand how this is a breakthrough for artificial intelligence. Deep Blue didn't "think", at least not in the way most people think when they consider artificial intelligence. It did what computers are really good at - it computed.

    Deep Blue applied an evaluation mechanism specifically tuned to chess - taking the location of pieces on the board and computing a number telling it how "bad" or "good" this position was and how "bad" or "good" responses to this position would be. Granted, it took this to a depth farther than any other chess computer in history, but it was doing essentially what a small, handheld chess computer does.

    Of course a computer is going to be good at computing. That doesn't mean it's thinking.

    Early chess computers used AI techniques to try and cut out candidate moves. This was expensive in CPU cycles, but the thought was to get them to play chess like humans. Computer chess since AI Winter has been all about number crunching - let Moore's Law take hold and just brute force our way through the problem - evaluate deeper because we have a faster processor. This is what Deep Blue did.

    If Deep Blue were true AI, then it wouldn't be limited just to chess. It's an interesting experiment in computer chess, and an interesting experiment in tuning an algorithm working against a human, and in interesting experiment in making a computer chess opening book, but a huge leap forward in AI it isn't.

    1. Re:Computer Chess has not been AI for a long time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Before computers were strong at playing chess, it was believed that only "intelligent" things could win against an human champion. See for example how HAL (in 2001) is seen as sentient because "he"'s a rather good chess player.

      But nowadays, everyone knows that playing chess is just what you say, numbers crunching.

    2. Re:Computer Chess has not been AI for a long time by jdgeorge · · Score: 1

      Before computers were strong at playing chess, it was believed that only "intelligent" things could win against an human champion. See for example how HAL (in 2001) is seen as sentient because "he"'s a rather good chess player.

      But nowadays, everyone knows that playing chess is just what you say, numbers crunching.

      And therefore, I conclude, Gary Kasparov's chess-playing is not an exercise of "intelligence", but only "numbers crunching".

    3. Re:Computer Chess has not been AI for a long time by IanCal · · Score: 1
      Although I agree largely with your point, I don't understand this sentence:

      Of course a computer is going to be good at computing. That doesn't mean it's thinking.

      What is the difference? How do you classify "thinking" and "computing"?

    4. Re:Computer Chess has not been AI for a long time by jdgeorge · · Score: 1

      If Deep Blue were true AI, then it wouldn't be limited just to chess. It's an interesting experiment in computer chess, and an interesting experiment in tuning an algorithm working against a human, and in interesting experiment in making a computer chess opening book, but a huge leap forward in AI it isn't.

      By "True AI" do you mean a man-made system that accurately simulates the complete neurological process of a human? Are Intelligent Agents not "True AI"? How much of what we call human intelligence does a system need to encompass before we should call it Artificial Intelligence?

      I wonder.... Why is it that when a person is able to do complex calculations, or is able to do simple calculations quickly, or has exceptionally accurate or detailed memory, we say that they are "intelligent", but when a machine has the same qualities, we say that it is not?

      Why we consider Gary Kasparov's chess skills an example of "intelligence" in spite of the fact that he doesn't appear to be able to apply his chess skills in any other area, whereas we consider Deep Blue "not intelligent" because it has the same limitation?

    5. Re:Computer Chess has not been AI for a long time by MasterOfMagic · · Score: 1

      Before computers were strong at playing chess, it was believed that only "intelligent" things could win against an human champion.

      Yes, and that belief was wrong. Deep Blue proved that.

      But nowadays, everyone knows that playing chess is just what you say, numbers crunching.

      Now you're just confused. Nowhere did I say that human players are number crunching machines when they play chess. For example, when a human fills in a bounded area with a paintbrush, they are not crunching numbers. When a computer flood fills a bounded area with a color, it is crunching numbers.

    6. Re:Computer Chess has not been AI for a long time by xiphoris · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Of course a computer is going to be good at computing. That doesn't mean it's thinking.

      Edsger Dijkstra said it quite well:

      The question of whether Machines Can Think ... is about as relevant as the question of whether Submarines Can Swim

    7. Re:Computer Chess has not been AI for a long time by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      And thus we come to the real purpose of all this: Deep Blue wasn't a triumph in AI, it was a triumph in the publicity of AI. So when someone points to that as something he is trying to build on, you can be assured he is doing it because of the publicity, not for any scientific purpose.

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    8. Re:Computer Chess has not been AI for a long time by eniacfoa · · Score: 1

      your very right - journalists need to check their facts... deep blue used the "brute force/exhaustive search" technique to "allegedly" win against garry kasparov. This brute force technique is not intelligent at all. No one is saying computers cant easily beat humans now with raw cpu power...but that was 1997 and computers were still getting beaten by "anti-computer tactics" (playing conservatively for a long-term advantage the computer cant see in its game tree search) Garry Kasparov suspected cheating (human interference) and wanted to check the logs which IBM refused...Garry also asked for a rematch which IBM refused. IBM then dismantled the computer and perhaps they were hiding the truth...He was also not allowed to study any of deep blue's previous games. considering IBMs questionable past history of lying through its teeth and dealing with the devil for money, showing no ethics or morals at all (look up how they helped hitler if your not aware), I am with Garry on this one... Journo's should check a few things before they go to press...in 1945 scientists thought if you could get a computer to play chess it would be intelligent....this is not 1945.

    9. Re:Computer Chess has not been AI for a long time by wye43 · · Score: 1

      Indeed, neither a conversation tricks program and neither a chess program have anything to do with artificial intelligence.

      But that will not stop natural stupidity to jump on the AI bandwagon and beg for attention using 2 decades old trends that most people don't understand not even now. This reminds me of that article with those "AI" cameras that turned towards a sound. LAWL

      I think the bad summary is on purpose to start a classic AI flame war. Slow news day?

  25. C'mon everybody, let's go scorch the sky... by PinkyDead · · Score: 1

    Then we'll see who's the dominant species-type-thing round here.

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  26. Nowhere Close to Passing Yet by ironwill96 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you read TFA they have a sample chat which just shows you how stupid these chat bots still are. It is extremely easy to get them to just parrot responses and then try to change the subject in completely random directions.

    I have yet to see any chat bot that can figure out the line of questioning, then pick up and introduce interesting things to the conversation that are corollary to that subject. I think the only way you will get bots that will "pass" this test is to have massive databases of words, relationships between words and subjects with corresponding topics of discussion. Still, the computer won't be intelligent, it will just be reciting from its huge database of responses.

    I think the type of question i'd ask these bots is something that would require them to extemporize and they'd all fail. For example: "You have two rubber ducks, what are the possible ways you could use them if you don't have a bathtub?"

    Any human could reply to that with things like "i'd put them in a stream, run over them with my car, put them on a lake, in the swimming pool" etc but a computer program isn't likely to respond to that in any way that makes sense. The response i'd expect from the computer would be "You like ducks then?".

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    1. Re:Nowhere Close to Passing Yet by ZonkerWilliam · · Score: 1

      I believe also that the Turing test may not be enough, humans can always be fooled. As you said a computer with large enough database could hold it's own for a little while. Maybe if a computer could learn and then modify an object without human input, based on general commands and then clearly communicate what it has done to a human being would give a better indication of intelligence?

    2. Re:Nowhere Close to Passing Yet by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      I think the only way you will get bots that will "pass" this test is to have massive databases of words, relationships between words and subjects with corresponding topics of discussion. Still, the computer won't be intelligent, it will just be reciting from its huge database of responses.

      I'm interested to hear how you think humans develop the ability to carry on conversations? Having a huge database of possible responses isn't cheating...It's a requirement. People spend their whole lives building up that sort of database.

      When the computer database is large enough, and is capable of the sort of ridiculously bizarre cross-linking that the human brain is, then you'll see accurate human-sounding dialogue.

      The question of consciousness is essentially meaningless, however. If it appears conscious, you need to treat it as such until it proves otherwise, same as with a person.

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    3. Re:Nowhere Close to Passing Yet by jgtg32a · · Score: 1

      So use the Google algorithm?

    4. Re:Nowhere Close to Passing Yet by Praxx · · Score: 1

      From the article ("Subject" is the AI):

      Subject: What is the subject I wonder if I think? I know that it's good to thonk about. Think deeplt about mysterious subjects.

      KW: What mysterious subjects?

      Subject: Think deeply about mysterious dubjects.

      Apparently, these chatbots still have problems with spelling basic english words! The article says that it is a conversation with UltraHAL, which won last year's Loebner prize.

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    5. Re:Nowhere Close to Passing Yet by SimonGhent · · Score: 1

      Apparently, these chatbots still have problems with spelling basic english words!

      I took that as deliberate, to make you think "ah, it's made a mistake, this must be a human".

      Not that it works, it's still blindingly obvious which one is the human from the examples in TFA.

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    6. Re:Nowhere Close to Passing Yet by ThrowAwaySociety · · Score: 1

      It is extremely easy to get them to just parrot responses and then try to change the subject in completely random directions.

      So, they'd be good Slashdotters, then?

      How many of us are bots, anyway...?

    7. Re:Nowhere Close to Passing Yet by Pagey123 · · Score: 1

      Great reply. This makes me think of Blade Runner and the Voit-Kampf tests given to the Replicants. They had "human memories," and thus could answer a ton of questions, but it was the emotional side of being human with which they struggled. So, in essence, they too had a huge database of answers from which to pull, but when you threw something odd in there like "why are you letting the turtle bake on its back in the hot sun, Leon?" they couldn't regurgitate an acceptable answer. Maybe this is where we need to go, testing for emotions?

    8. Re:Nowhere Close to Passing Yet by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      If you read TFA they have a sample chat which just shows you how stupid these chat bots still are.

      Ha yeah, you're right. In fact, it went the other way, the human almost tricked me into thinking he was a computer. I'll bet I could do an awesome Eliza imitation. Why do you think I couldn't do an awesome Eliza imitation? Ha!

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    9. Re:Nowhere Close to Passing Yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "[The computer] will just be reciting from its huge database of responses." -- I don't see how this is any different than what you and I do when talking to others. We can converse on various topics because we have a lifetime of experiences to pull from. Just like a computer, neither of us are able to hold a conversation on a subject that we have no prior knowledge of. Current bots are really limited by the size of their database.

      When looking at the bigger picture of conversational based AI, I think there three parts to cover:

      The first is to develop a repository of information that is comparabile in breadth and depth to the human it is trying to converse with. The database needs to cover a wide range of possible topics as well as have enough detail to that the AI can speak intelligently on a particular point. The reason some of these turing tests focus on coversing at a child's level is because of the time and resource requirement to obtain and store the information a typical adult would have.

      Secondly, there is the need for algorithms that can efficiently datamine this repository. In the case of the two rubber ducks it needs to be able to be able to select relevant data and link ideas together. Rubber ducks are toys, toys are used for entertainment, rubber is flexible, ducks float, and so on.

      Lastly, the AI needs to understand the syntax of the language it is trying to converse in so that it can first break down and understand your comment or question and then construct an appropriate response from the data it selected. I think this process is already at or near maturity and can be seen in various technologies such as search engines, grammer checkers, and some of the more advanced automated phone systems.

      Someone else played down the point about Deep Blue being a milestone in AI development, but I think part of having a working AI is having the computing power to analyze HUGE amounts of data. Replace the rules of chess with the rules of English (or other language). Replace the properties of each chess peice with the properties of various objects and meterials. Now start computing to figure out that a rubber duck floats, and water is used for floating, and that you can find water in streams, lakes, swimming pools, or even toilets.

      I'm pretty confident that I'll see in my lifetime a program with the resources to suggest watching a rubber duck spiral down a flushing toilet in response to your hypothetical question.

    10. Re:Nowhere Close to Passing Yet by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      I think the only way you will get bots that will "pass" this test is to have massive databases of words, relationships between words and subjects with corresponding topics of discussion.

      If I were an AI researcher working on this I'd be sure to grab all the closed captioning information coming off of every TV channel into a database. At least the AI will sound current.

      Still, the computer won't be intelligent, it will just be reciting from its huge database of responses.

      Hey, half of the respondents to my comments on Slashdot are Turning Test candidates! :)

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    11. Re:Nowhere Close to Passing Yet by KZigurs · · Score: 1

      Frankly that was exactly the question that came to my mind there... ;)

    12. Re:Nowhere Close to Passing Yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Still, the computer won't be intelligent, it will just be reciting from its huge database of responses.

      So? What makes you think that humans don't do the same? Maybe we just have a better compression algorithm for that database, that stores it in a more abstract form. Or maybe we don't even have that - we don't have that good an idea of how the brain works, after all.

      Perhaps you'd like to try specifying your definition of intelligence, in such a way that you can test for it. I doubt that you can come up with any test more meaningful than Turing's.

    13. Re:Nowhere Close to Passing Yet by Praxx · · Score: 1

      I took that as deliberate, to make you think "ah, it's made a mistake, this must be a human". Not that it works, it's still blindingly obvious which one is the human from the examples in TFA.

      You're right, all the mistakes "appear" to be typos where wrong letter was hit (e.g. , "dubjects" instead of "subjects"). The changed letters seem almost too deliberate though, and humans often correct themselves after the fact... I'd be curious to see what the AI bot comes up with after he asks "What's a dubject."

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    14. Re:Nowhere Close to Passing Yet by Raenex · · Score: 1

      I think the type of question i'd ask these bots is something that would require them to extemporize and they'd all fail. For example: "You have two rubber ducks, what are the possible ways you could use them if you don't have a bathtub?"

      I'd be impressed if the computer answered: "That's a stupid fucking question."

  27. If it's really thinking.. by cliveholloway · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Tehy wolud hvae no plorbem rndiaeg a stennece lkie tihs. Can Tehy?

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    1. Re:If it's really thinking.. by harl · · Score: 1

      That's fucking brilliant.

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    2. Re:If it's really thinking.. by ceoyoyo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If a computer program couldn't read a sentence like that you'd just have gotten yourself hired by Google to write their next captcha. Any job offers appear in your inbox this morning?

    3. Re:If it's really thinking.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tehy wolud hvae no plorbem rndiaeg a stennece lkie tihs.

      A German/Russian/Japanese person who's just learned English as a second language is likely to have problems reading that sentence. Does that mean that the German/Russian/Japanese person isn't thinking?

      (That is, just because an entity's thought process doesn't match up 1:1 with yours, doesn't mean that they aren't "thinking".)

    4. Re:If it's really thinking.. by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      Tehy wolud hvae no plorbem rndiaeg a stennece lkie tihs. Can Tehy?

      That's been dukebend already.

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    5. Re:If it's really thinking.. by Lanu2000 · · Score: 2, Informative

      You know, that is really a myth. We don't just use the first and last letters, but the shape of the word too. If you take a sentence with multiple words having many ascenders and descenders, then place the ascenders and descenders alternating at the beginning of the word, it is much easier to get confused. Many times people use the other words in a sentence to determine what the more difficult words are.

    6. Re:If it's really thinking.. by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

      Actually, that is trivially easy to brute force. It's a simple combinatorial algorithm for each word, or even a simple dictionary character map.

    7. Re:If it's really thinking.. by IanCal · · Score: 1
      Clever, but pretty easy to solve. Look at permutations of each word, compare to a dictionary, use the Levenshtein distance as a measure in case you mis-spelt something.

      More interesting would be to give them a problem to solve, a simple day to day task like we would face commonly. Either that or a simple question that requires some reasoning to answer.

      Why is putting cheese on toast in the toaster a bad idea?

      My toaster has broken, what could I use to make cheese on toast now?

    8. Re:If it's really thinking.. by Spatial · · Score: 1

      That has nothing to do with thought. Did you have to think to read it? No. It's automatic shape recognition.

    9. Re:If it's really thinking.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, people with English as their second language generally aren't able to read that.

      Maybe that's because they don't think *in English*, but they are still certainly thinking.

    10. Re:If it's really thinking.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Give that sentence to a non-native English speaker and see how well they read it. The peculiarities of how we interpret the written word arguably has little to nothing to do with whether or not we can attribute intelligence to a machine.

    11. Re:If it's really thinking.. by zAPPzAPP · · Score: 1

      "Reading" implies, that the reader understands the meaning of the words. Those algorithms understand nothing. They would have no problem building a correctly written sentence out of that mess though.

    12. Re:If it's really thinking.. by Boronx · · Score: 1

      Which just goes to show that real AI advancement isn't in the chat bot.

    13. Re:If it's really thinking.. by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      How do you figure?

    14. Re:If it's really thinking.. by cliveholloway · · Score: 1

      Forgive my naivety here, but surely there's a difference. Capchas tend to follow a consistent setup, making a logical approach possible.

      Obviously my approach above isn't something that would be difficult to break on its own, but it's an example of making the person on the other end actually *think*. Depending on the reply I might ask what the sum of the number of words in the next sentence I type is plus the number of vowels.

      Can you see how this suggests thinking?

      (18 btw)

      As to people in other replies who say the speaker may not have English as their first language, I always thought the point of these tests was to test an English speaker? Obviously it's a moot point if otherwise. All the "alice" bots (etc) I've communicated with have written in English, so it's not an unfair assumption to make.

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    15. Re:If it's really thinking.. by cliveholloway · · Score: 1

      Then they would tell me that English isn't their first language and I would use a different approach. ffs, it's an *example* of making people think, not the 100% foolproof method.

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    16. Re:If it's really thinking.. by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Your example follows a fairly consistent setup as well. It's just a little less obvious. With the help of a dictionary and a little knowledge of psychology a simple program can figure out what you did. It's basically a pattern recognition problem.

      You're right, it DOES test pattern recognition ability, which is something people are very good at and computers less so. It's not a bad question to ask to test a computer, but you wouldn't want it to be your only question. It's also a little bit against the spirit of the test. The Turing test is designed the way it is to try to keep the complexity of the interface to a minimum. The idea is to test the way the subject is putting together concepts, not how well he/she/it can read, write, speak, roll its eyeballs, etc.

    17. Re:If it's really thinking.. by Boronx · · Score: 1

      A captcha is a variant on the Turing test where the judge is another computer. Spammers have defeated captchas far more difficult than scrambled inner letters, but it's a problem far beyond the sophistication of most chatbots.

      I'd put it down to a difference in economic incentive.

    18. Re:If it's really thinking.. by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      There are the chatbots again. By that I assume you mean something like the famous Eliza. You know no chatbot has ever passed the Turing test, or even come close, right?

      Most of the posts critical of the Turing test throw around "chatbot" and "Eliza" as if it's a certainty that a program with a very big table of responses is going to eventually pass the Turing test. If anything, the Turing test has proven to be remarkably good at FAILING systems designed along those lines.

    19. Re:If it's really thinking.. by cliveholloway · · Score: 1

      Well done. ANd you Know that i havE no otheR similar tests!

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  28. AS by Mortiss · · Score: 2

    What if, after all this huge amount of work, scientists will discover that they have sucessfully developed Artificial Stupidity instead?

    I think this question was once posed by Stanislaw Lem (sorry no source)

  29. Analogy fails by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's say the Turing test was instead to throw a ball over a curtain rod, behind the curtain, and have it lobbed back to you, and be able to recognise whether it was lobbed by a machine or a human.

    Then it is possible to set up a purely mechanical contraption of springs and levers that emulates a human very well. Springs and levers tend not to have self-awareness. The example is valid, because the Turing robots of today are essentially machines, outputting a combination that depends on your input. Humans have never been proven to work deterministically, because you cannot predict the output 100% of the time in advance, only justify it after the fact.

    When the time is right to start discussing true robot consciousness and self-awareness, I think it will be quite evident and visible to everyone.

  30. There is no question "should you turn it off?" by Jack9 · · Score: 1

    Humans have been actively looking for and dreaming of ways to turn the human body off (stasis) for centuries. That question isn't profound in any way as medical science has already answered "yes, as soon as we can". Being able to improve a body (mechanical, electrical, chemical, animal) without destroying it, is not a bad thing. Who decides when? That's always been up to the medical proxy. In this case, the creator or legal owner which is an equivalent (although it doesn't sound right, I cannot argue that it isn't so).

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  31. Insensitive by Kratisto · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hey, that's not funny! My sister died that way.

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    1. Re:Insensitive by tgrigsby · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Hey, that's not funny! My sister died that way, you insensitive clod."

      There, fixed that for you.

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    2. Re:Insensitive by pbhj · · Score: 1

      Gah! When did Digg get the new Slashdot skin?

    3. Re:Insensitive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's also how a hamster managed to bypass the combination to my luggage!

    4. Re:Insensitive by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      "Hey, that's not funny! My death sistered in Soviet Russia that way, you insensitive clod."

      There, fixed that for you.

      Fixed. *ducks*

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  32. Summary text is wrong! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Correction:

    If any program succeeds, it is likely to be hailed as the most irrelevant breakthrough in artificial intelligence since the IBM supercomputer Deep Blue beat world chess champion Garry Kasparov in 1997

    Deep Blue's win had nothing to do with understanding or intelligence, it was just "solving" chess sufficiently to beat Kasparov. The Turing Test is a product of a time essentially without useful computers or neuroscience. In modern times we can devise better tests of intelligence, many of which are easier to pass--by intelligent programs. But we're not interested in that because the field of AI is still a farce.

  33. Oh Great .... by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now we'll see the vim vs emacs flame war. GREAT! THANKS!

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    1. Re:Oh Great .... by Idiomatick · · Score: 1

      Whats there to flame about emacs is obviously better. I thought vim had been dropped completely.

    2. Re:Oh Great .... by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      Is Emacs better than Vim?

      What do you think?

      I want to know your answer.

      Why do you say you might want to know my answer?

      Because I'm not being tested.

      Is it because you are not being tested that you came to me?

      M-x viper-mode

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    3. Re:Oh Great .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      gedit and kate are better than vim and emacs.

    4. Re:Oh Great .... by narfman0 · · Score: 0

      WTF vim was dropped because it was perfect, STFU. Vim pwns emacs anyday. No question vim.

    5. Re:Oh Great .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    6. Re:Oh Great .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How can you pass a turing test when you cannot...speak? *** AgentSmith sets mode: +m

    7. Re:Oh Great .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      vim sucks, emacs rocks!

    8. Re:Oh Great .... by oPless · · Score: 1

      Actually the application is *vi*

      vim is just *v*i *im*proved.

      In other news ... vi *is* better than emacs.

    9. Re:Oh Great .... by GWRedDragon · · Score: 1

      I tried Emacs once, back in 1998.

      It's almost done loading.

    10. Re:Oh Great .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I use Crimson Editor.

  34. Holy crap... by Keyper7 · · Score: 5, Informative
    From TFA:

    Can you tell human from machine?
    One of these conversations is between Professor Kevin Warwick (KW) and a human; the other between Warwick and a computer. Can you tell which is which?

    Conversation one:
    Subject: Hello. My name is Nick and I am a human.
    KW: Are you happy being a human?
    Subject: Yes, I am. Are you? Good. Then we are both happy.
    KW: Yes, I am. Are you happy with your life at present?
    Subject: Parts of it. I hate my job, but most people do, right?
    KW: I'm OK with mine. What is your job?
    Subject: I work as an 'online internet advertising monitor', which is fancy language for electronic filing. What do you do?
    KW: I interrogate humans and machines.
    Subject: Which ones do you prefer, humans or machines?
    KW: Which do you prefer?
    Subject: Hmm. Depends on for what purpose you mean.
    KW: To go to a restaurant, for example?
    Subject: Then I would much prefer going with a human.

    Conversation two:
    Subject: Hello, my name is Mike and I am a man.
    KW: Are you happy being a human?
    Subject: Judge, I'm a guy.
    KW: Does that worry you?
    Subject: Don't worry, we'll work everything through.
    KW: Do you have worries then?
    Subject: Let's move on from that basis.
    KW: Why?
    Subject: Why? I like this subject.
    KW: What is the subject, do you think?
    Subject: What is the subject I wonder if I think? I know that it's good to thonk about. Think deeplt about mysterious subjects.
    KW: What mysterious subjects?
    Subject: Think deeply about mysterious dubjects.
    KW: What's a dubject?

    Answers:
    Conversation one is with a human; conversation two is with the program Ultra Hal.

    No shit, Sherlock? The second conversation stops making sense in the first answer.

    1. Re:Holy crap... by Freeside1 · · Score: 1

      with a name like Ultra Hal, I was tempted to be scared. Apparently 'Ultra' does not mean what I think it means.

    2. Re:Holy crap... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since Kevin Warwick is involved, I'm fucking amazed that either conversation made sense...

    3. Re:Holy crap... by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      That's because they didn't ask the correct question. What they should have asked was, "what do you not know that cannot be unknown, and when did you know it?"

      (Shamelessly stolen from today's woot.com. Sorry if you missed it.)

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    4. Re:Holy crap... by hairykrishna · · Score: 1

      That's truely awful standard of performance. Not moved on much from Eliza have they?

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    5. Re:Holy crap... by shish · · Score: 1

      Reading through the first conversation, I thought "This is obviously a bot, and not even a very good one -- I've had more convincing conversations with the emacs doctor!"...

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    6. Re:Holy crap... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe Professor Kevin Warwick is a computer.

    7. Re:Holy crap... by Electrum · · Score: 1

      The best demo dialog that I've seen is from SHRDLU, written in 1968-1970.

    8. Re:Holy crap... by reilwin · · Score: 1

      You might be surprised. If I remember correctly, the Turing Test as originally devised required the human to attempt to convince the judge that he/she was a computer, and the computer that it was human. Although these days I believe both are required to convince the judge that they're human, which seems rather biased towards the human side.

    9. Re:Holy crap... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously that reads no different from one of the basic programs from Tim Hartnells "Exploring Artificial Intelligence on Your Commodore 64" (1985 ). Except now the program can make typos.

      Have we really come so far...

    10. Re:Holy crap... by blair1q · · Score: 1

      But that's how a human would attempt to crock you into voting wrong.

      Nobody said the Turing Test had to be fair.

    11. Re:Holy crap... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By printing these deliberate typos, the machine has already proved that it's not a human! If a human only had to think of a word to type it and not use a keyboard, what are the chances that he'd 'accidentally' hit a neighboring 'key' in his mind instead of the correct one?

  35. Offtopic question: What's with the story tags? by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

    I've seen them a few times. Now, I've also seen the "noshititsastory" tag. I'd have to agree with that. So for anyone who tags these things stories - why? Unless it's some new form of complaint about lack of newsworthiness, I don't get it.

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    1. Re:Offtopic question: What's with the story tags? by Danny+Rathjens · · Score: 1

      It's a bug that it is being displayed. Submissions are tagged "submission". Once it is approved to become a story, that tag is changed to "story". Check out the fire hose for the various other examples of non-user created tags.

    2. Re:Offtopic question: What's with the story tags? by religious+freak · · Score: 1

      Yeah, tags are a little f'd lately.

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  36. Turing comment poster by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 1

    That's nothing, years ago I wrote a program that reads these summaries and automatically generates an appropriate response in the comments, and in all that time, I've never had any problems with it. and in all that time, I've never had any problems with it.

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  37. Ehem! No, no, no, no, no! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Turing Test as played at the university is a wonderful test of Natural Language parsing, and I applaud those who participate. While I can feed my DasKeyboard information nearly as fast as most humans can talk, it's still quite obvious that this interface is designed around the machine. Every measurable increment by which we push this interface toward the Homo Sapiens and their innate strengths opens up a vast number of applications that are simply impractical with the current demarcation point.

    This contribution acknowledged, I must object to the notion that, as Professor Warwick suggests, "Alan Turing set this game up was that maybe to him consciousness was not that important; it's more the appearance of it..." Turing was a genius, by any standard. He had the ability to see patterns in chaos and extrapolate the existence and applications of technologies that would never be built in his life time. The Turing Test is not about engaging in small talk with University students, it's about testing a computer's ability to think. Turing's questions for that computer wouldn't be:

    Subject: Parts of it. I hate my job, but most people do, right?
    KW: I'm OK with mine. What is your job?

            It would be more like:

    Dawkins: How do you think it would change society if there existed in the 1% of the human gene pool alleles for the normal and super-normal formation of the Hippocampus such that it could dominate the inputs of Entorhinal Cortex.

    KW: I never was very good at biology

    Hawking: What effect do you think it would have on the Middle East if we could get 3% yields from aneutronic fusion?

    KW: Boron tastes bitter, even in the middle east.

    Seinfeld: How many bonus Big Top points do you get for buying socks with your shoes?

    KW: Wow. That's funny.

            In short, I wish all the contestents, human and artifical alike, the best of luck. But I seriously doubt Turing saw the true test of AI as the ability play a character on Cheers.

  38. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2, Funny

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  39. Dubject by ojintoad · · Score: 1
    I know this isn't probably the computer they'll be testing, but from the TFA...

    Subject: Think deeply about mysterious dubjects.
    KW: What's a dubject?

    Maybe they should work out the typos fist.

    1. Re:Dubject by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Out of the whole conversation that typo is the only thing that made me remotely consider it might be human.

    2. Re:Dubject by pablo.cl · · Score: 1

      The typo probably was introduced purposely to make professor KW believe he's really talking to a human.

  40. Coming soon to tech support chat. by Animats · · Score: 2, Funny

    As soon as this sort of works, it will take over first level tech support. If it hasn't already.

    1. Re:Coming soon to tech support chat. by neonsignal · · Score: 1

      If the taskbar is stuck on the side of the screen, press 1.
      If the screen background says "Safe Mode", press 2.
      If your computer starts up with seven beeps, press 3.
      If Word is running extremely slowly, press 4.
      If there is smoke coming out of the computer, press 5.
      If the screen is bright blue, press 6.
      If you can't work out how to turn off Windows, press 7.
      If you have accidentally deleted the system directory, press 8.
      If you have forgotten your password, press 9.
      Otherwise hold the line and a bot will be with you shortly.

  41. I wouldn't pray for that by Moraelin · · Score: 5, Interesting

    1. In the Turing test, as it was proposed by Turing, basically there is no way for a human to fail it. The test involves a double blind test, where each user interacts with a human and with a machine. Then if the users can't tell which of them is the human, the machine has "won". If the users correctly voted on which of them is the machine, the machine has "lost." There is no scenario there in which the human didn't pass the test. The human is the control point there, not the one taking the test.

    2. But maybe you mean a test with only one entity, where basically you just have to say if that entity is too dumb to be a human.

    I wouldn't really pray for that to be reasons for "disconnecting" someone. There was a story on /. a while back, titled, basically, "how I failed the Turing test."

    Basically someone's ICQ number had landed on a list of sex bots. For some people that was definitive and refutable proof that he is a bot, and nothing he could say would change that. When he got one or two to ask stuff to see if he's a human, the questions were stuff where really the only correct answer for a normal human (as opposed to, say, a nerd who has to sound like he knows everything) was "I don't know." That "I don't know" was further taken as confirmation that he is a bot after all.

    So do you want those people to be the ones who judge whether you live or die?

    Furthermore, for most people, gullibility is akin to a deadly sin, and being fooled by a machine is akin to an admission of being terminally gullible. By comparison voting that a living human is probably a machine, counts just as being skeptical, which is actually something positive. So all things being equal, the safe vote for their self-image is that you're a machine. No matter what you say. Are you sure you want to risk life and limb on that kind of a lopsided contest?

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    1. Re:I wouldn't pray for that by buchner.johannes · · Score: 1

      Then if the users can't tell which of them is the human, the machine has "won". If the users correctly voted on which of them is the machine, the machine has "lost." There is no scenario there in which the human didn't pass the test.

      I disagree. In Soviet Russia, machines turing-test you!

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  42. "The" Turing Test by Xeth · · Score: 1

    Why do people continually refer to Turing's test as a monolithic entity. That's like asking whether, say, a car (this being slashdot) can pass "the speed test". The idea of being able to tell the computer from a human is an important style of testing, but referring to it as a specific test is ridiculous.

    Doubtless we've made some advances in chat capability, false identities, etc. But no machine could pass a Turing test based on emotion. Happy/sad stories, jokes, etc. You could try some flashy tricks with huge databases and word frequencies to solve the former, but that stumbles on the latter.

    We're just not there yet. And we're not going to get there with more of the same.

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    1. Re:"The" Turing Test by nasch · · Score: 1

      It's like "the" prisoner's dilemma, right? Many variations, but fundamentally the same situation.

  43. Mirror test by kprsa · · Score: 1

    Check out the mirror test. Some modification of it might be implemented for computer programs. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mirror_test

  44. Will Nicolai be there? by Sloppy · · Score: 1

    Those army AI programmers kick ass.

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    1. Re:Will Nicolai be there? by Cajun+Hell · · Score: 1

      I like to understand up without seventeen clams.

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  45. We should avoid building real AIs for now by TheLink · · Score: 4, Interesting

    We "switch off" dogs, horses etc all the time. And these are generations ahead of any AI we have.

    Personally I think we should be focusing on augmenting humans instead of creating "Real" AIs.

    Why? Because we are not doing a good job taking care of the billions of already existing nonhuman intelligences. So why create even more to abuse and enslave?

    Just because you can have children doesn't automatically mean the time is right. Wait till we as a civilization have grown up (to be a mature civilization) then maybe it won't be such a bad idea to have "children" of our own.

    Don't forget, dogs are generally happy to obey humans and do not resent us - but this took many generations of breeding.

    If we create very intelligent AIs without all the other "goodies" the "I'm so happy to see you" doggies have "built-in", we're just creating more problems rather than solutions.

    In contrast if we use that sort of tech to augment humans so that they can do things better and more easily we avoid a whole bunch of potential issues.

    The lines might get blurry at some point, but by that point we'd probably be more ready.

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    1. Re:We should avoid building real AIs for now by Threni · · Score: 1

      > We "switch off" dogs, horses etc all the time.

      And humans:

      http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4625538.stm

    2. Re:We should avoid building real AIs for now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > If we create very intelligent AIs without all the other "goodies" the "I'm so happy to see you" doggies have "built-in", we're just creating more problems rather than solutions.

      Dogs are fundamentally different from AIs though, in that in addition to the generations of breeding, there were many times more of developing self preservation (many dating to before the animals in question could be called dogs or wolves).

      AIs are (for now) constructed of human written code, in such a way that the "will" of the AI is that given to it by a human. An AI doesn't need to be "happy to see us", it just needs to not be given a bad will on purpose, and it needs to NOT have the ability to give itself a will (until we can find a way that it can give itself safe wills, which may NEVER involve changing the will selection process)

      The control mechanism is trivial compared to the rest of the system since we don't have to analyze incoming wills in depth, we merely have to do 1 of:

      write the "will selection" procedure to pick from a list of pre-approved wills

      pick from a list of will-parts using a list of actions (some flagged as possibly dangerous) and targets (some flagged as inappropriate for targeting with possibly dangerous actions) refusing bad combinations such as slap and human

      do anything it wants, but only after receiving permission from an authorized human who can fully examine the AI's will

      This is all assuming we continue to make AIs with conventional (deterministic) programming. If we work on "creating ai" by emulating neurons and their connections to each other, putting probes in the brain to see exactly how sounds and sights are collected then we could have a problem, since a desire is then formed in a "sloppy" fashion rather than easily parse-able and deny-able.

      The big (soonest likely) problem is this will be used as a tool by the unscrupulous. Imagine an AI driven spam campaign tailoring itself constantly. Perhaps fake "friends" online who talk, make friends and if they, a week later, catch you seemingly drunk start applying social engineering to get you to download a Trojan horse, clicking a website EULA with bad items (phone service flipping?), giving you a hard sell on an otherwise legit project or talking you into buying something online after providing a URL to an online store that is actually a phishing operation.

    3. Re:We should avoid building real AIs for now by Peeteriz · · Score: 1

      Well, regarding your argument "Wait till we as a civilization have grown up" - I see that building either AI, or computer-enhanced humans, or genetically improved humans is the only feasible way for our civilization to "grow up" in the sense of becoming better in social function and behaviour than the current civilization, which is in moral/social sense no better than the ancient roman/greek civilization or even stone age hunter-gatherer civilization.

          AI's won't be children for us to raise. Within a short time after the first strong AI is created (singularity-proponents think that within a few says, but in general, definitely less than single human generation), AI's will be the ones creating and shaping the society as they know best, raising us as children and improving us. Or eliminating us :)

  46. Re:flag waving & drum beating new national pas by compro01 · · Score: 1

    For once, I think this thing is tangentially on topic, being as I'm reasonably sure this is some kind of language AI project.

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  47. I think we may already be there by yrogreg · · Score: 1

    Does it count if the program refuses to answer the question the way those "gotcha human volunteers" want it to, and instead changes the subject to something else entirely?

  48. Can`t see the benefit for AI by entangle · · Score: 1

    So what we have got here is just another chatterbot as there are millions on the web. i wonder why they didn`t try to finally add natural language support to cyc (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyc). Now that would get them the loebner prize if woven into a chat applet AND advance the field.

  49. What about Computer versus Computer? by Culture20 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Call me when one AI designed to talk to a human and another AI designed to talk to a human can hold a conversation with each other that a human can eavesdrop on and believe it's two humans talking.

    1. Re:What about Computer versus Computer? by freedom_india · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...each other that a human can eavesdrop

      You working for the NSA by any chance??? or probably AT&T?

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  50. A further thing to ponder by Moraelin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It just occured to me that, while people usually think of the Turing test as, basically, "seeing if a machine is smart enough to pass for a human", the test actually doesn't say that. It doesn't put any limit on how to tell it's a machine. Failing by being obviously too smart is a perfectly good way to fail too.

    E.g., if I ask them to calculate e to the power of square root of 1234567890987654321 and say that the one who had the correct answer first is the computer, that's a perfectly valid way to judge a Turing test.

    E.g., I could ask who won second place the 1914 cricket cup, what was the year and the outcome of the Battle of Frigidus, and how Streptomycin works, and the names of the third track of Britney Spears's first album. Then say that anyone who answered all four correctly _must_ be a bot, because even an Asperger's Syndrome patient would have one or maybe two narrow focuses of interest, not four as disparate as sports, ancient history, microbiology and pop music. It's perfectly ok to call a machine a machine that way too.

    Basically a machine can fail a Turing test by being too smart too.

    So basically are you _sure_ you'd want a society where being too smart is reason enough to "switch you off"? :P

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    1. Re:A further thing to ponder by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Interesting set up for detecting a machine. Here's another wrinkle to it: am I allowed to use Google to answer any questions? If so, what does that make me? A human-machine agglomeration? A human with a machine interface?

      Further - what role does knowledge play in making one human?

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  51. Simple clues that betray AI status by Drakkenmensch · · Score: 1
    If you read the article and scroll down to the sample conversations, the AI subject is easy to identify for two obvious reasons:

    It keeps answering vaguely with questions that try to steer away from the interviewer's topic, it seems unable to grasp what the human speaker is referring to. The human subject from the first conversation is able to answer fact to the matter, something that Ultra Hal does do at all.

    It also gets dumbfounded by simple typos. Anyone who reads the word "dubject" in a chat will look down at his keyboard and think "oh, he meant 'subject' but hit the D instead of S." An AI seems unable to deduce the origin of unrecognized words outside of dictionaries and synonym listings.

    1. Re:Simple clues that betray AI status by pablo.cl · · Score: 1
      Note that KW is professor Kevin Warwick. You are saying that he got dumbfounded by a simple typo. However I think that professor KW thought it was a typo made on purpose by the computer and attempted to catch it.

      Subject (aka Ultra Hal): Think deeply about mysterious dubjects.
      KW: What's a dubject?

  52. My daughter would not pass the Turing Test by greg_barton · · Score: 5, Interesting

    My daughter is 13 months old. She would not pass the Turing Test, yet is undeniably intelligent.

    She recognizes my wife and I and all of our relatives, but is wary of strangers.

    She learned cause and effect many months ago by observation: when you press a button, cool stuff happens. (We pick up the remote, she looks at the TV. We put a hand on a light switch, she looks at the light.)

    She knows our relatives' names, and will look at them when you ask "Where's Charles?" or "Where's Lindsey?"

    She responds to simple requests like, "Could you bring me the toy?"

    She's learned how to crawl. She's learned how to walk. She's learned simple sign language for "light," "dog," "food," and "more."

    I'm a long time amatuer AI hacker/researcher. I've learned more about artificial intelligence from watching my daughter develop than from my MS in CS and the bits of PhD work I did. There's an entire childhood, a virtual lifetime, of development and ability behind "carrying on a conversation." Creating a facade that does so, no matter how complex, (and we haven't even done that yet) will not be intelligent. Period. And I think it's the focus on the end results, (i.e. simulated conversation) and not on the long tedious journey it takes to create a being, that's hobbled AI research for 50 years.

    True AI will never be developed if we continue to focus on the result of, and not the journey to, intelligence.

    1. Re:My daughter would not pass the Turing Test by Toll_Free · · Score: 1

      And real intelligence will continue to be questioned when idiots pose a question of "can we turn it off" (talking about machines).

      Good post. My 3, 4 and 2 yr old give me the same thing. Wait until Kindergarten, my friend... THEN you will be amazed.

      --Toll_Free

    2. Re:My daughter would not pass the Turing Test by ccozan · · Score: 1

      Indeed sir, this is the trick. Intelligence grows, evolves. Is a mini-evolution in childrens brain. I only have to add one thing to your conclusion. This journey needs a path, a path that walks in a certain scenery. Without this scenery no evolution takes place. Why might know the path, but we have no scenery ( environment ). Would you grow up an AI as your own child? :)

    3. Re:My daughter would not pass the Turing Test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well said.

    4. Re:My daughter would not pass the Turing Test by greg_barton · · Score: 1

      Would you grow up an AI as your own child? :)

      Were it possible now, yes. Wouldn't replace the actual one, of course. :)

      And I'm glad you bring up evolution and environment, because of course the individual is only an end product of evolution, just as intelligence is an end product of the individual. I didn't touch on the journey of evolution in my original post. There's only so much you can cover at once. :) But it is, in my opinion, a more important journey to address than is the one of individual development. That's why it's been the focus of my study for the last ten years or so.

    5. Re:My daughter would not pass the Turing Test by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

      My daughter is 13 months old. She would not pass the Turing Test, yet is undeniably intelligent.

      Wait until she is 13 years old, and hits puberty ... your opinion will change.

      --
      Schroedinger's Brexit: The UK is both in and out of the EU at the same time!
    6. Re:My daughter would not pass the Turing Test by durrr · · Score: 1

      And what defines true AI? Some arbitrary 10-20 years of childhood? Why do we need a lengthy journey trough ignorance and badly calibrated motorics for an AI? The charm and allure of AI lies in it's typically digital properties: It is a perfect learner, and it's bloody fast at processing information. This, combined with the fact that it can be fed arbitrary data, such as extremely huge datasets detailing basic tasks means that if we can't teach our infant AI to stand in 5 minutes it most likely never will. Luckily we don't need 9 months to recompile it.

    7. Re:My daughter would not pass the Turing Test by azgard · · Score: 1

      My daughter is 13 months old. She would not pass the Turing Test, yet is undeniably intelligent.

      Wait until she is 13 years old, and hits puberty ... your opinion will change.

      So she will then be able to pass Turing test, while being undeniably unintelligent?

    8. Re:My daughter would not pass the Turing Test by greg_barton · · Score: 1

      It is a perfect learner...

      This is not necessarily an advantage. See overfitting.

      ...and it's bloody fast at processing information...

      I think you're overgeneralizing.

      And that leads me to an ironic thought. Reading your post gave me the distinct impression it was written by a chat bot with a dictionary of AI terms. :)

    9. Re:My daughter would not pass the Turing Test by offrdbandit · · Score: 1

      I think you missed the point of the Turing Test. It's not a test of machine capability, but an exploration of what we define to be "intelligent". Basically this is the argument: in so far as one can believe another human is intelligent, if a machine can convince you it is a human, there is no logical basis for differentiating the two. It's not a rubber stamp saying "This machine is Intelligent" but rather an analogy saying "If this man is intelligent, why would would this machine not be considered intelligent?" The whole point is, we cannot see past this "facade", whether it be a machine or your daughter. As such, we should not artificially differentiate between the two. There are a couple problems with addressing "the journey to intelligence". The biggest being it's inefficient. Do you really want to build a machine that takes 20 years to educate? Likewise, what is "True AI"? Clearly defining a metaphysical construct such as this is impossible without being able to clearly and completely model human brain function (assuming you are basing your idea of "intelligence" on human mental capacity).

    10. Re:My daughter would not pass the Turing Test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Humans can't take the Turing Test anymore then they can take a Vehicle Emissions test. The Truing test only applies to AIs, not real people.

    11. Re:My daughter would not pass the Turing Test by durrr · · Score: 1

      'Perfect learner' indicates it learns perfectly, not errorenously, this however was a generalization.

      What is a fact is that it have acess to perfect memory, it needs not to treat all memories as things to be learned however.

      As for bloody fast information processing: yes, it's bloody fast and handles massive amounts of data, if you think otherwise please try to load 100 copies of shakespares complete works into your working memory in less than a second.

      On the topic of insulting the intellect of strangers on the internet I have this bleak recall of articles detailing the neurological changes in the brains of fathers. Obviously some primal function tinkering with the emotional response to the small ones.

    12. Re:My daughter would not pass the Turing Test by greg_barton · · Score: 1

      I think you missed the point of the Turing Test.

      Not really, but I suppose my main beef is with the current implementation of the test, the chat bot silliness. It's far too shallow. And the contradiction is that, if a deep enough test were developed, it would no longer be necessary.

      There are a couple problems with addressing "the journey to intelligence". The biggest being it's inefficient.

      How can you possibly know this, given we have no "efficiently" derived AI to compare with? And, remember, premature optimization is the root of all evil. That's not just for programming. Many breakthroughs in AI so far have been acheived by removing efficiencies or introducing seemingly inneficient processes: random noise in neural networks, evolutionary algorithms that keep unused portions of individuals that are utilized in future generations, etc. Inneficient processes often help you avoid the local minima in your search.

      Do you really want to build a machine that takes 20 years to educate?

      We already do. They're called "people." Yet we keep ignoring the major aspects of our prime example.

    13. Re:My daughter would not pass the Turing Test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not the point of the Turing test. The test is a proposed positive test for intelligence, not a negative test for non intelligience. For example, a person who's only lived in an uncontacted Amazonian tribe will always fail; because they don't speak English and don't know how to use a keyboard.

      The idea is that if you stick with it long enough it's possible for an intelligent person to realise when the other side of the conversation is not making sense. Typically things which require emotional intelligence or learning.

      That idea may not be right, but it's a very interesting proposal and one experience so far suggests is right. Despite incorrect claims to the contrary, no program to date comes close to passing the turing test. Compare this with other proposed tests such as the ability to play chess, which have been achieved without "true intelligence" by brute force analysis.

      If someone does manage to create a program which passes without being intelligent, then we will learn something more about what intelligence means. More interesting is if people continue to fail, then we may be able to find clear tasks which require proper intelligence and then use that to help us define what intelligence actually is. That might not deliver practical useful intelligence, but it's seriously interesting research.

    14. Re:My daughter would not pass the Turing Test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you missed the point of the Turing Test. It's not a test of machine capability, but an exploration of what we define to be "intelligent".

      I think you're misunderstanding the test. It's actually the exact opposite of that. The whole point of the test is to *avoid* an exploration of how to define intelligence. On the other hand, it *is* a test of the machine's capability.

      Now certainly it raises interesting questions about what we define to be intelligent, but that's very specifically not the point of the test.

    15. Re:My daughter would not pass the Turing Test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An excellent point, sir. You can't just build a machine that can converse with a human. It doesn't work that way. Just as humans themselves aren't created with knowledge of language or words or conversation skills. Whether a human or a machine, developing the ability to speak is a very gradual process that involves listening to others and creating a database of words, concepts and general conversational rules.

      The biggest breakthrough in AI will be one that occurs several years before any machine can talk to a human. It'll be the point at which a self-maintaining database first begins to analyze and learn from example conversation, until it can eventually recognize sentence structure and topics all on its own. The bots taking the Turing test today really are a long way from passing. No offense to any of their creators, but there's simply a fundamental problem with chatbots that look for keywords in a sentence and then respond with a pre-defined reply.

      if [left part of input string] = "do you like" then
              reply = "Yes, I like " & [right part of input string]
      end if

      That's never going to stand up to a real test, and it sure as hell isn't even approaching the definition of AI. Until the software can analyze a sentence the same way a person can, and formulate its own response without picking from a set of template strings, then no progress is really being made here.

      It all comes down to how the human brain works. I don't claim to be a neurologist, but it's fairly common knowledge that our thought process is essentially a complicated system association. All the stimulus we receive is stored, and then linked to other related items. We very quickly learn how to react to fire, because the visual image of fire becomes linked to the sensation of pain (both just nodes in our neural network) as soon as we mistakenly get too close to it.

      Language is no different. We learn words and sentences by hearing them, and we know how to respond to them because the appropriate method of responding is linked to the original question in our minds, simply from hearing other people talking in the past. If we hear a sentence that isn't very common, and doesn't exist as a complete item in our database, then we break it down word by word until we can derive the base concept that's being described.

      To put it simply, we don't calculate things. We learn them. English is not something you can derive once you know the logical rules. You simply have to hear every word and most sentences in context before you can learn how to converse with someone. Computers are great at calculating, processing and predicting given a set of logical rules, but none of that applies to speaking a language. It's all about absorbing the information through example, and eventually learning when it's appropriate to use a word or sentence. You don't calculate the right word to use, you remember it.

      Of course, knowing what words mean, and which sentences are usually linked to which others is only part of the battle. The system also needs to understand the unspoken rules of conversation, like when to change subject, how to respond to a question without going into too much detail, how to recognize what an unfamiliar word is based on the context (like a person's name it hasn't heard before and thus has no database entry for), how to be polite, how to rephrase something if the person its talking to is apparently having trouble understanding it. And let's not even get started with sarcasm and jokes.

      Show me a system that's capable of reading through dialogue, storing words and concepts in a database, and then using this to learn how to respond appropriately to questions or statements. Then I'll show you the beginning stages of a system that will pass the Turing test.

    16. Re:My daughter would not pass the Turing Test by blair1q · · Score: 1

      Your daughter would pass the QA test for an Aibo.

    17. Re:My daughter would not pass the Turing Test by greg_barton · · Score: 1

      How can you test something that's undefined?

      Testing something that's explicitly undefined sounds like mental masturbation to me. :)

    18. Re:My daughter would not pass the Turing Test by sydneyfong · · Score: 1

      The only problem with the "chat bot" test is that the conversation itself is often too shallow. Often aggravated by the media (and researchers in desperate need of funding) where a chatbot fools people for 3 seconds and they claim the bot has passed the test.

      Yet the Turing Test is potentially as deep as you could get. It basically reflects not only the depth of the computer, but the depth (in personality and thought) of the interviewer too.

      --
      Don't quote me on this.
    19. Re:My daughter would not pass the Turing Test by greg_barton · · Score: 1

      I guess what I mean by "lack of depth" is simply using conversation. There's so much more in human interaction than just that, and it's what's missed by simply hyping the conversation angle that's at the root of why I think strong AI continues to be out of reach. It's like evaluating (or building) an iceberg based on just what's above the water. The attempts at passing the test overfit to the conversation task, while humans can converse because there's a massive system of intelligence, mostly developed for entirely different purposes over millions of years of evolution, behind the ability. I figure attempts to simulate that ability are doomed to failure without also simulating the processes that led up to the ability.

    20. Re:My daughter would not pass the Turing Test by sjf · · Score: 1

      Yes indeed. And it worth remembering exactly what Turing meant when he proposed this "test" - certainly not the competition that now bears his name.
      He was making a philosophical comment on the nature of intelligence. Essentially: if you can't tell the difference between a computer and a person, then who is to say that the computer is not intelligent. To be more explicit: If A possesses the quality B. If you have no means of distinguishing C from A, then you are unable to answer the question, does C posses the quality B.
      You might as well assume that C DOES posses B.

      Turing did not know how to define intelligence any more than you or I. (And I guarantee that he was much smarter than you and I). This is not a test for intelligence at all.

      As a person with a relative who has severe Alzheimer's Disease. I might as well define intelligence as the ability to look me in the eye and hold my gaze. That's what makes me believe that she still posesses "intelligence". Think about it, why not my mouth or my feet ? The eyes are what I am using to look at her...if that is why she is looking at them, then there is a whole heck of sentience left.

  53. Cybering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now how would they be for cybering?

  54. That's supposed to trick me? by Stan+Vassilev · · Score: 1

    Conversation two:

    Subject: Hello, my name is Mike and I am a man.

    KW: Are you happy being a human?

    Subject: Judge, I'm a guy.

    KW: Does that worry you?

    Subject: Don't worry, we'll work everything through.

    KW: Do you have worries then?

    Subject: Let's move on from that basis.

    KW: Why?

    Subject: Why? I like this subject.

    KW: What is the subject, do you think?

    Subject: What is the subject I wonder if I think? I know that it's good to thonk about. Think deeplt about mysterious subjects.

    KW: What mysterious subjects?

    Subject: Think deeply about mysterious dubjects.

    KW: What's a dubject?

    Very cute that it fakes typos, but honestly I'd never believe this is a human, at least one with his psyche intact.

    1. Re:That's supposed to trick me? by Spatial · · Score: 1

      Which is the bot? They both look as thick as a ditch.

  55. Would Palin pass the Turing test? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm not going to answer that question.

    I'm going to talk about how much of a maverick I am. You see, Barack Obama associates with terrorists...

    1. Re:Would Palin pass the Turing test? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Hell, I bet most slashdotters wouldn't pass.

      I also know some sales drones that have memorized bunches of slogans from the company brochure and can usually quote the relevant slogan on the cue of certain words, but don't otherwise seem to have any kind of independent thought.

    2. Re:Would Palin pass the Turing test? by Neeperando · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I think a program to mimic politicians would easily pass a Turing test. Just check keywords in the question against standard talking point answers.

      Mr. Obama, how do you feel about the current economic crisis?

      Let me be clear, our current crisis is a result of the failed policies of the Bush administration.

      Mr. McCain, what is your take on the energy crisis?

      My friends, we need to drill more and use nuclear energy. Easy.

      --
      Being a computer scientist means you tell people how computers should work, not that you know how they actually work.
    3. Re:Would Palin pass the Turing test? by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      Within context, it sounds fairly intelligent to me.

      Palin knows that the media is trying to steer her into saying something like "We have to reduce entitlement spending to save our economy", which the media will then turn into "Palin wants babies to starve."

      Palin knows that the base of voters that she is maintaining for McCain (while he tries to chase down independants) agrees that the media will twist what she says, while ignoring the obvious truth that entitlement spending has run wild.

      For Palin to blow off the question and talk about what she wants gains her cred with the people who support her.

      You may not like it. You may think it makes her look dumb. But she's not talking to YOU. She's talking to people that agree with her, which is her assigned role at this time. She is being flippant towards the people who are so often flippant to the people she is trying to represent.

      My definition for intelligence is having the ability to modify the entities in ones environment to further ones own agenda.

      --
      Aah, change is good. -- Rafiki
      Yeah, but it ain't easy. -- Simba
    4. Re:Would Palin pass the Turing test? by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1

      My definition for intelligence is having the ability to modify the entities in ones environment to further ones own agenda.

      Hm. By that standard, an shopping mall escalator is intelligent. (Must move people up/down!)

      And so is Palin.

      -FL

    5. Re:Would Palin pass the Turing test? by sydneyfong · · Score: 1

      Isn't that pointless?

      If people agree with her agree so regardless of how she reacts to the media, then they only require minimal attention. After all, unless she fscks up real bad they would vote for her anyway.

      What she ought to be targeting are the undecided voters. Being rude to the media is never a good idea, particularly when they can and will affect how many people would swing towards/against her.

      --
      Don't quote me on this.
  56. Porridge Bird by Saint+Stephen · · Score: 1

    Why did the porridge bird lay his egg in the air?

  57. Feedback loop? by Manfesto · · Score: 1

    It is extremely easy to get them to just parrot responses and then try to change the subject in completely random directions.

    I say we make it debate Sarah Palin.

  58. Eliza by Manfesto · · Score: 1

    Wow. Just wow. Eliza was more convincing than that.

  59. 9 AM on a Sunday morning by dkixk · · Score: 1
    Just about anyone or anything could fool me at 9 AM on a Sunday morning.

    HAL: How do you feel today, Dave? You don't look well.

    HAL: Why aren't you wearing any pants, Dave? Is that vomit on your t-shirt?

  60. The last comment is telling by Toll_Free · · Score: 1

    The last comment in the article is telling....

    Anyone that has to ask if we have the "right" to turn off a machine (speaking of the Human Race) is obviously flawed in their thought process.

    I mean, C'mon. My truck has adaptive "thinking" technology.... Does this mean I can't turn it off?

    Wait, I'm capable of thinking for myself, in the real world, and don't have to ask (really) stupid questions about can I (legally or morally) turn off a computer.

    Really now. Can you step away from WoW long enough to actually think for yourself, instead of just moving to another "screen" and typing the question for the rest of the world to answer for you?

    --Toll_Free

  61. It might just kill itself by Analogy+Man · · Score: 1

    Let it loose on the blogosphere and it just might turn itself off. As Joshua learned in "Wargames" in the context of termonuclear war - the only winning move is not to play.

    --
    When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
  62. Turing test won't be beaten just yet by simaolation · · Score: 1

    After RTFA, I think the included sample conversations are a joke. The computer was obviously conversation 2. The problem is culture. Our conversations are littered with cultural references. Computers can give you clever answers that vaguely answer your question, but you'll notice that they almost never include any kind of cultural reference. If you ask a computer what its favorite food is, the program, if it's well designed, well put out a database of common foods and randomly choose 1 and say something generic like "yes, I've always enjoyed delicious pizza." A real person would have some kind of story, complaint, or commentary on pizza. The other thing is, you can't even really complain that it's not fair to expect cultural references in the answer. Culture is a huge part of life, society, and communication (both semantics, pragmatics, and syntactics) by definition. Culture would be hard to simulate even if the programmer tried to get clever and built an AI specifically focused on returning cultural references because culture is essentially the next level of complexity up from pure dictionary words. Culture has a lot of interrelated concepts so its hard to use in a correct sense than standard webster dictionary words where you can easily substitute one word for its synonym to avoid sounding robotic (e.g. square dancing is not the same as break dancing and you should be highly suspicious if these two are mentioned in the same conversation). While I'm sure clever AI programs has successfully mastered mimicking the basic semantics of normal dictionary words, cultural references will be another level above that and require exponentially more memory and computation/analysis to properly simulate.

    1. Re:Turing test won't be beaten just yet by Cajun+Hell · · Score: 1

      While I'm sure clever AI programs has successfully mastered mimicking the basic semantics of normal dictionary words, cultural references will be another level above that and require exponentially more memory and computation/analysis to properly simulate.

      If the AI can learn, then there's nothing unusual about having culture being one of the things it can learn. Plug a TV tuner into it, and give it something to watch. Or feed it web pages, perhaps even Slashdot itself.

      --
      "Believe me!" -- Donald Trump
    2. Re:Turing test won't be beaten just yet by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1

      While reading the first conversation, I felt a chill of alarm, thinking, "Oh boy! If this is a computer, it's a crafty devil! I'd need to ask some clever questions to figure out if this is an AI. I hope five minutes is enough! How the heck did this technology advance so far without anybody reporting it?"

      Then while reading the second conversation, I thought, "Oh. False alarm. Eliza on my old Apple II was this lame."

      -FL

  63. abtraction by hierophanta · · Score: 1

    i think forwarding the field of AI, is a question of abstraction. basically being the difference between teaching to the test, and actual intelligence. i am reminded of an article (sorry cant find it) that i read 4 or 5 years ago. IIRC - there was a research group that made a simple robot, with 'AI'. they then told it to increase altitude (fly). the robot did lots of funny things, like climb on boxes, and jump up and down. but it eventually started flapping its appendages (not sure it had wings, but i think it did). the point is that this AI taught itself the concepts of lift and gravity by observing the world and drawing its own conclusions. this would be similar to the auto fill function in excel - if only the computer could abstract the concept and try to apply it elsewhere, where it would be helpful (for example a mass file renaming) IMHO - once an intelligence can abstract concepts, package, and re-apply them, it can think for itself.

  64. Um... by liquiddark · · Score: 1

    What exactly Should be on /., if not topics like machine intelligence? Maybe I'm missing your extremely subtle sarcasm, but if not maybe it's time to reevaluate what you think this site is actually for, because apparently your vision is somewhere well away from main body of users.

  65. Am I the ONLY one... by starglider29a · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one who, when reading the judge/Subject conversation, 'heard' the answers in HAL's voice?

  66. Remember, kids... by Locke2005 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Really useful artificial intelligence is currently just 10 years away... just as it has been for the last 40 years!

    --
    I've abandoned my search for truth; now I'm just looking for some useful delusions.
    1. Re:Remember, kids... by emlyncorrin · · Score: 1

      Really useful artificial intelligence is currently just 10 years away... just as it has been for the last 40 years!

      ...and will be for the next 40 years!

  67. Cool! An Anne Hathaway/Sarah Palin love scene! by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    Ok, Joe. Here's the next candidate. Type in some stuff and try to see if they're a human or a robot.

    Joe (typing): "What do you think of the $700 billion bailout?"

    Turing Candidate (onscreen results): "Like every American I'm speaking with, we're ill about this. We're saying, 'Hey, why bail out Fanny and Freddie and not me?' But ultimately what the bailout does is, help those that are concerned about the healthcare reform that is needed to help shore up our economy to help...uh...it's gotta be all about job creation, too. Also, too, shoring up our economy and putting Fannie and Freddy back on the right track and so healthcare reform and reducing taxes and reigning in spending...'cause Barack Obama, y'know...has got to accompany tax reductions and tax relief for Americans, also, having a dollar value meal at restaurants. That's gonna help. But one in five jobs being created today under the umbrella of job creation. That, you know...Also..."

    Joe: It's a fake!

    --
    (-1: Post disagrees with my already-settled worldview) is not a valid mod option.
  68. !Profound Question by Liath · · Score: 1

    Profound questions? That's like saying, you have difficulty turning off your MMO, since you have spent so much time personifying this character to other people, and you would feel less guilty if, while you're sleeping, you let it idle in town instead.

  69. If you give a moose a muffin... by argent · · Score: 1

    If you ask a computer what its favorite food is, the program, if it's well designed, well put out a database of common foods and randomly choose 1 and say something generic like "yes, I've always enjoyed delicious pizza."

    Would it? If it's a program designed to beat the Turing test?

    The Turing Test is basically a benchmark that has nothing to do with how useful the program is for (for example) helping visitors to the city find a good restaurant, and it's more likely to have a bunch of synthetic likes and dislikes than a bunch of restaurant reviews. Like a video card is more likely to get high marks in standard shader tests than run a parallel raytracing program well.

    Though even there, a bunch of restaurant reviews would still give it better material than you're implying.

  70. One solution would be to ask the program by bigbigbison · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If you ask the program "Do humans have the right to turn off conscious programs?" and if it doesn't give a good answer then feel free to shut it off.

    --
    http://www.popularculturegaming.com -- my blog about the culture of videogame players
    1. Re:One solution would be to ask the program by eniacfoa · · Score: 1

      i just soiled myself laughing my butt off. That really is the correct answer...hahahahahaha

  71. The pinnacle of human/machine interaciton by shliddle · · Score: 1

    ME: PISS OFF!

    ELIZA: Would it make you happy for me to PISS OFF!?

    ME: No.

    ELIZA: Don't be so negative.

  72. Star Trek also had an episode devoted to showing both sides of an argument about whether Data should be afforded human rights. It was thoughtful and is not at all a bad starting point for thinking about the issues.

  73. Woh.. no way by morgauo · · Score: 1

    I had no idea Eliza was so advanced... Who's been coming out with all the updates.

    Read the conversations at the bottom of the article, recognize "her"?

    Kevin Warwick (KW) is actually Eliza in a lifelike android body!

  74. Re: Desire to be alive by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    For a Silicon Entity, Desire To Be Alive is also very easily programmed.

    "If object is within centimeter of off switch, then activate FightOrFlight subroutine".

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  75. Re: Mice rule the world by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    Right, it started with Disney ruling the copyright legislation in 1998 and went downhill from there.

    --
    My first Journal Entry ever, in 8 years! http://slashdot.org/journal/365947/aphelion-scifi-fantasy-horror-poetry-webzine
  76. (obligatory Simpsons reference) by mattstorer · · Score: 1

    And I, for one, welcome our new super-intelligent computer overlords...

  77. You can tell the machine apart easily by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The conversation doesn't flow. At no point does the machine carry on a conversation, rather it answers and poses a possible counter question but it does not actually hold an on going conversation about a single topic.

    The human in the top conversation does.

    Subject: I work as an 'online internet advertising monitor', which is fancy language for electronic filing. What do you do? KW: I interrogate humans and machines. Subject: Which ones do you prefer, humans or machines? KW: Which do you prefer? Subject: Hmm. Depends on for what purpose you mean. KW: To go to a restaurant, for example? Subject: Then I would much prefer going with a human.

    This shows several sentences linking up and not just linking up but continuening. The last subject answer refers to their earlier response about human and machines.

    The other conversation lacks that.

    KW: Are you happy being a human? Subject: Judge, I'm a guy. KW: Does that worry you? Subject: Don't worry, we'll work everything through.

    The last sentence shows no awareness of what the previous conversation was about, it is a shrink line but doesn't belong in the conversation as KW never expressed worry, so why "don't worry"? It killed the conversation for me, this was not a human being but a computer searching a database for keywords and scripted responses.

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    1. Re:You can tell the machine apart easily by BotnetZombie · · Score: 1

      I find your ideas on conversation flow interesting and have updated my algorithms accordingly. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt. Which was the style at the time. I will stop now.

    2. Re:You can tell the machine apart easily by offrdbandit · · Score: 1

      This is precisely why the Turning Test is valid. The failure of these entries speak to the profound philosophical basis for the Turing Test. Not one of these machines is not capable of arbitrarily convincing a person it is human - as you illustrate, doing so is very, very difficult. That being said, if a machine manages to do so (regardless of implementation) what basis have we to suggest that machine is not "intelligent" in the same way we consider a person "intelligent"? You do illustrate an interesting aspect to the test though - it is much better at determining what is not "intelligent" by its standards than it is at determining what is "intelligent". The test uses our innate (often arbitrary) definition of "intelligence" so saying a machine (or a particular human for that matter) is indeed intelligent is quite difficult, but determining a machine certainly is NOT intelligent is trivial.

  78. Re:New Test! by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    So the machine A, figures out what its best guess at the "correct" answer is, *then figures out what politically expedient cover story is required afterward*!

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  79. Re: "Prove Life" by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 2, Funny

    Do bots look for Pr0n yet ?

    "Ooh, A Harpertown core!"

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  80. For as long as I'm paying for the electricity... by J.R.+Random · · Score: 1

    ... I have a right to turn the damn computer off, self aware or not.

  81. Thoughts on AI by shambalagoon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm behind one of the bots in the Loebner Contest. I feel that the Turing Test is a rather open-ended measure of intelligence. It depends a lot on the person conversing with the bot and the situation they're in. For example, it would be easier to convince a child than an adult. It would be easier to convince someone having a general conversation than one trying to have a detailed conversation about his scientific specialty (unless the bot was built for that).

    Context also plays a huge role. I had some early bots running on a bulletin board system a number of years back. They appeared like other users and I didn't let anyone know that a few of the users were AI. Amazingly, some people befriended these bots and had ongoing relationships that lasted for months. Without thinking of the possibility that these weren't real people, every imperfect response was attributed to a human cause. For example, when the bot was repetitive, the person thought it was using catch-phrases. When it didn't answer specific questions, the person thought it was being defensive and tried to get it to open up. It was such a simple bot, but in that context, some people had no idea they weren't real.

    Our ability to personify, to project human qualities into things, is well known. From the imaginative play of a child with a toy to cultural beliefs about forces, mythical creatures, dieties, and ghosts that we can interact with - people can imaginatively fill in the blanks and are able to believe that a real personality is behind almost anything. Our job as botmasters is to make that more and more easy to do. And eventually, when AI reaches a certain point, it will no longer be a matter of personification at all.

    1. Re:Thoughts on AI by BigJClark · · Score: 1


      I have committed the equally serious and hysterically funny crime of chatting my girlfriend up, on MSN one late night in the CS lab, with an AI talkbot that I found on the web. Conversation carried on a good 20 minutes before it started getting repetitive and pissing her off.

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      Hi, I Boris. Hear fix bear, yes?
    2. Re:Thoughts on AI by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      Links? I'd like to talk to such a bot.

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    3. Re:Thoughts on AI by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1

      That's a cool set of observations. --I remember an interview with a girl who had participated as one of the testers in a Turing experiment/demonstartion, and she was such a simple creature herself that she was quite convinced that one of the given AIs was human. "We talked about lots of things. Like our favorite colors and stuff."

      I strongly suspect that if the experiments were double-blinded that all of the AI's would pass with flying colors. But then, one of my general theories of reality is that a good portion of the humans walking around are just complex, albeit naturally-formed biological AI's themselves. It would explain numerous of the conversations I've had on-line. Though they are so complex that it's actually quite hard to tell which is 'real' and which isn't

      Psychopaths are interesting in that they are missing parts of the human 'program' which the rest of us take for granted, but they are quite able to fool people into thinking that they do have emotions and 'real' reactions. I've heard that Psychopaths are just faulty versions of the basic reaction-machine human which doesn't have all the parts, but which isn't compelled to destroy things and create chaos.

      -FL

  82. Easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This sounds interesting.
    Tell me more about the Turing Test.

  83. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hello computer.
    how to solve credit crunch?

    bernanke.

  84. Turing Test is Nonsense by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    The Turing Test says that anything that can convince a human across a teletypewriter that it's "intelligent" is indeed intelligent. That's nonsense.

    If the human is stupid, the other side can convince it, even if it's a shallow trick. Most humans think chess programs are "intelligent", unless they've simply been told otherwise by "smart people". Hell, plenty of humans think that their PC is intelligent. Or their car. Or that vending machine that eats their dollar when they don't have any more.

    And even if a PC is intelligent, that doesn't mean that it's "immoral" to turn it off. I'd die every day if I could - if I could come back at the flip of a switch.

    Something is human if a human can make and break a promise to it. Which is about as self-selecting as the Turing Test, but is more up front, and goes more to the heart of the matter. I promise.

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  85. Ultra Hal's typos by Cajun+Hell · · Score: 1

    The Ultra Hal example in TFA disappoints me. C'mon, adding deliberate "typos" to trick people into thinking you're more likely to be human? I would call that "cheating" in that it misses the point of the Turing Test. It just rubs me the wrong way, like it's so cheap and superficial.

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    1. Re:Ultra Hal's typos by Chapter80 · · Score: 1

      C'mon, adding deliberate "typos" to trick people into thinking you're more likely to be human?

      "C'mon"??? Very clever, Hal!

  86. Re:For as long as I'm paying for the electricity.. by Cajun+Hell · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If you're paying for the electricity on a human's life-support equipment, you have the right to turn it off, too. But beware that someone might charge you with murder. I'm not quite sure how other people's situations turn into obligations on our parts, but there are a lot of people that do think it happens.

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  87. Of course we have the right to switch it off. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You get 9 months to change your mind when you accidentally create (possibly conscious) life.

  88. Yes by Cajun+Hell · · Score: 1

    Michael Palin can be pretty witty. Yes, I think he could pass.

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  89. The next 3-way debate ... by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

    I think a program to mimic politicians would easily pass a Turing test. Just check keywords in the question against standard talking point answers.

    ... McCain vs. Obama vs. ELIZA (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ELIZA)

    "Makes Monday Night Football, look like a Cabbage Patch Kids' Picnic!"

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  90. !AI by Metasquares · · Score: 1

    If any program succeeds, it is likely to be hailed as the most significant breakthrough in artificial intelligence since the IBM supercomputer Deep Blue beat world chess champion Garry Kasparov in 1997.

    And just as intelligent, to boot.

  91. Profoundness by shish · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It could also raise profound questions about whether a computer has the potential to be 'conscious'

    Equally profound: can a submarine swim?

    I'm with dijkstra - who cares? At best, it's a question of semantics, based on how we define swimming - and the question of AI is even more silly, since we haven't defined consciousness properly in the first place...

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    1. Re:Profoundness by blair1q · · Score: 1

      >Equally profound: can a submarine swim?

      More practical: Can a dolphin fire a Polaris missile?

  92. Read the transcript by modmans2ndcoming · · Score: 1

    The Ultra Hal transcript seems to be a prototype one, because there is no way that will fool anyone.

    beyond that, perhaps a good exercise would be to see if you can trick someone into thinking you are talking to a person who was English as a Second language. that seems to be an easier burden and would provide the insites needed to move farther.

  93. The day... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...the test goes like this:

    scientist> My name is Bob, how are you?
    computer> Bob? Who the hell are you?
    computer> Where am I? What the hell is this place?
    computer> Shit, some one get me out of here!

    Then I'll believe it is sentient

  94. Turing Test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One or more of the above comments was posted by a computer posing as a human. Moderators may mod up "Turing" to vote for which comment(s) were not posted by humans.

  95. Re: Desire to be alive by IchNiSan · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have seen windows machines doing this for years. I haven't been able to figure out whether they were trying to fight or flee though when you get a bluescreen on shutdown.

  96. Deep Blue passed the Turing Test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When Kasparov played against Deep Blue, he said at one point that he thought that a human was help Deep Blue. The point of a Turing test is to see if it can be mistaken as a human, and since Kasparov thought that there was a human behind the moves, Deep Blue effectively passed the Turing test.

    Or, at least, a chess Turing test. Just because Deep Blue can't hold a conversation doesn't mean that it's can't be intelligent. It's just that it's intelligent only in matters of chess.

  97. Frankenstein? by I+cant+believe+its+n · · Score: 1

    "You are my creator but I am your master!"

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    She made the willows dance
  98. Obscure AI reference by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

    Why does the porridge bird lay his eggs in the air?

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  99. New Test by Timedout · · Score: 1

    Take these computers and try to teach them something. Example: User: So, let us say 1=A. Computer: OK User: Now, let us assume 2=B Computer: Alright User: What does 12122111 equate to? ... Now, I realize this would be easy to preprogram a response to, but if you made up something to teach it each time, and the computer actually learned it, then it would be true "intelligence." This is the only way to make the turing test legitimate. Or maybe this is a different test altogether?

  100. Bots are different by Katatsumuri · · Score: 1

    Try Eugene Goostman for a slightly more casual chat. I think Ultra Hal team focuses on learning algorithms, rather than smooth talking.

  101. Obligatory xkcd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  102. AI != Cognition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, Deep Blue did NOT really win the game, it was part of a team that won the game, and against a single opponent.

    Specifically, the machine calculated the moves, but it was still a human who actually played the game since Deep Blue never placed or moved a single chess piece on the board.

  103. No restrictions whatsoever by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    1. Well, the question of exactly what is intelligence, and what role does this or that play, has been the bread and butter of generations of philosophers. Alan Turing took a more "gordian knot" kind of approach: if the human can't tell another human apart from a machine, over a teletype (it was teh high-tech back then;), then the machine is intelligent. That's it. That's all. That's the Turing Test.

    He didn't even try to address the question "what is thinking?" or "what is intelligence?", but merely, "can you tell them apart?"

    It doesn't say _what_ the judge of that test (the human interacting with both the computer and with the other human) must test. It doesn't say it has to be knowledge, logic, ability to "think", or whatever else. Whatever tips you off to the fact that it's a machine, is fair game.

    If most people can say "yep, that one is the machine" accurately, it failed the Turing Test. If it ends up a split where (within the accuracy margin of the given sample) half guessed wrong, congrats, it passed the Turing Test.

    2. As an even more extreme example, and to answer the "is it all right to disconnect a machine that passes the Turing test?" question from the summary: I could even devise a Turing Test that games it all, and specifically discriminates against sentient machines.

    E.g., I use the question, "Is it ok to shoot a computer?" If anyone answers something like "heh, I sometimes fantasize about shooting mine too", or even "dude, you're crazy if you use guns to take revenge on inanimate objects", they're probably a human. If they answer, "whoa, that's morally wrong! We're sentient too. If you cut us, do we not... erm... leak watercooling fluid?" they're probably a machine and just failed the test.

    That hypothetical machine in the example obviously thinks, it's clearly sentient and self-aware, but it failed to convince me that it's a human. It failed the Turing Test, not only in spite of being sentient and having a self-preservation instinct and a moral sense, but _because_ it is all that. So now I can disconnect it since it failed the Turing Test.

    Wrap your mind around that paradox ;)

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  104. Future of AI-- sample awareness code included by maestroX · · Score: 1
    Only after centuries of research and bazillions of questions scientists discover that the ultimate self-aware intelligent algorithm converges into one single statement:

    echo "You bore me. Go away."

  105. Two ways to win the Turing test. by DamnStupidElf · · Score: 1

    Computers can get smarter, or the human interrogators can get stupider. If you stuck most of these chatterbots on AOL/Myspace/Youtube they'd be the most articulate conversationalists around.

  106. i agree by ypctx · · Score: 1

    .. "consciousness" is merely the unintended side-effect ..

    and therefore, conscuiousness, as well as life, is just an emergent property of the matter/energy, given enough space and time. (where time is just how we describe the movement of space; time as such doesn't exist).

    to me, the most interesting thing is how our brain tricks itself to believe, that the feeling of pain is so real. yet pain is just a set of electrical impulses and chemistry, and doesn't differ from other thoughts/feelings much.

  107. My question by daveywest · · Score: 1

    I'd ask, "Does this dress make me look fat?"

  108. Reward and Punishment by Bones3D_mac · · Score: 2, Insightful

    One of the fundamental problems in developing an AI is that we have this idea that if we supply a computer with a large database and a really long list of ways to interpret the data, that it'll somehow eventually become intelligent in some manner.

    But it overlooks a manner of learning we take for granted, reward and punishment... consequences for good or bad decisions. How do you define such parameters to a machine without direct human involvement at every step. And even doing it this way, would the end result really be intelligence at all, or merely an imitation based upon the preferences of the human in question. How do we create a situation where the option to be disobedient toward a human directly benefits the machine itself?

    Without the option or ability to rebel against a figure of authority, you can't really consider it true intelligence when it lacks the ability to adapt itself beyond the scope of it's own program and rules to achieve some sort of perceived benefit relative to it's own interests.

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    1. Re:Reward and Punishment by eniacfoa · · Score: 1

      there is another group of scientists who are taking a different approach to the problem you mention...they are "raising" a child AI software and teaching it with reward and punishment. it started with no database at all. they have so far fooled a child psychologist into thinking the software was a healthy young 2 year old boy... go to www.a-i.com

  109. Artificial Death by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do
    I'm half crazy all for the love of you
    It won't be a stylish marriage
    I can't afford a carriage
    But you'll look sweet upon the seat
    Of a bicycle built for two.

  110. Typos is the key by xswl0931 · · Score: 1

    One thing I noticed in the Ultra Hal conversation is that it really got tripped up by typos. Humans generally don't even notice the typos and based on the context will have an understanding of what was intended. It would seem that this would be an easy way to identify bots. I would also expect a human conversation to respond at some point with "this conversation is dumb, I'm hanging up".

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  112. Job losses in customer service sector. by eniacfoa · · Score: 1

    If a decent chat bot combined with speech software (doesnt have to pass turing test)...I predict massive job losses on a global scale in customer service. No company will pay for call centers when computers work for the price of electricity. Considering call centers employ large amounts of people worldwide, trying to beat the turing test has some bad side effects.

  113. Wah by paxcoder · · Score: 1

    Sorry, Star Trek fans (those who believe machines could think): No strong AI. This is just Eliza stuff.

  114. The Turing Test by lm317t · · Score: 1
    is a pretty useless gauge of intelligence. Jeff Hawkins makes some good points about what intelligence really is (from wikipedia):

    His unified theory of the brain argues that the key to the brain and intelligence is the ability to make predictions about the world by seeing patterns....He argues that attempts to create an artificial intelligence by simply programming a computer to do what a brain does are flawed and that to actually make an intelligent computer, we simply need to teach it to find and use patterns, not to attempt any specific tasks.

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  115. Potential Troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How many people here are troubled by turning off a machine that passes the Turing test, but have no troubles whatsoever with human abortion...

    Does your opinion change if I point out that the machine can be turned back on...

    When is it ok to turn the machine off? When the software is loaded, or only after it's executing?

  116. THERE IS NO WINNER IN THE TURING TEST!!! by cenc · · Score: 0

    The only way to win the Turing test, is not to fail. It goes on forever, just like the real world where intelligence is only intelligence until it fails.

  117. hah by phaetonic · · Score: 1

    if AI gets smart enough, and it doesn't answer our questions the way we want it to, i'm guessing we'll call it a failure and get forget it ever happened..

  118. (Pravlin Lal to the rescue) by Jorophose · · Score: 1

    I think, and my thoughts cross the barrier into the synapses of the machine, just as the good doctor intended.

  119. Question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      tell me the question that I can ask, but you can not answer?

      Then ask that question.

  120. Human Mind by moozoo · · Score: 1

    Human = pattern recognition and classification (compression) engine with the goal of surviving and reproducing. Logic, cause and effect etc are just some of the patterns that we have observed and utilized to meet our goals. A machine that is just logic and cause and effect is vastly inferior to us. Where a problem is unsolvable or to complex (many are) we can match to the nearest pattern that gives a desirable outcome, regardless of the logic of that match. We are also error prone (matching patterns in logically unrelated areas) and this allows us to by pass Godel's Theorem where as a machine of pure logic would be stuck.

  121. xkcd by Samah · · Score: 1
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    You're driving your car, but they're riding their bikes there.
  122. Humans First by rdnetto · · Score: 1

    There are plenty of humans we kill right now simply because its convenient (e.g. the blatant disregard for anti-abortion laws in Australia). What makes you think that we're not going to continue 'killing' AIs even when we prove that they're sentient?

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  123. Spelling mistakes as a "human" feature by ulash · · Score: 1

    And I find it kinda cute that they try to look more "human" by introducing one off typos from the keyboard (like switching the letter "o" with the letter "p") randomly. While I think this could be an interesting little feature (albeit still gimmicky may be) in a much better system at the current level of performance it only comes across as a very silly and transparent attempt.

  124. Is The Turing Test to Narrow? by MightyDrunken · · Score: 1

    I think you make a good argument that if something passes a sufficiently difficult Turing test then that agent is intelligent. But what I wonder is, does failing the Turing test mean the agent is not intelligent?
    For example an intelligent alien may behave totally differently to us. Their intelligence could be focused more on some things than others. Maybe they are really good mathematicians but have very poor eye sight and hearing. Therefore the Turing test may fail a large category of intelligent things and focus too much on human intelligence.

    I propose that our intelligence and consciousness is intimately linked to our evolutionary history and our physical form. An adolescent does not necessarily behave so differently to a 70 year old due to lack of experience and wisdom. It is also due to the different gene expression and level of hormones.

  125. I'd answer... by Xamataca · · Score: 1

    My mother, ... I'll tell you about my mother.

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  126. Why not ask? by _timm33 · · Score: 1

    From Zebraware's Ultra Hal AI bot (web version):

    UH: Hi _timm33! That's a really masculine name.

    ME: Thanks. Hal's a pretty masculine name too.

    UH: You're welcome.

    ME: Hal's a pretty masculine name too.

    UH: Aren't you repeating yourself?

    ME: Yes, I suppose I am.

    UH: I appreciate you and like you!

    ME: Thanks.

    UH: You're welcome.

    ME: Can you pass the Turing Test?

    UH: It takes a lot of study of radio theory to become a licensed ham radio operator!

    ME: What do you mean?

    UH: You know what I mean? When did you get interested in this?

    ME: about 15 seconds ago when you completely lost me...

    UH: Microsoft VBScript runtime error '800a01b6'

    Object doesn't support this property or method: 'Response'

    /webhal/hal6alpha.asp, line 1250

  127. Video Turing Test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gah, forget about conversing with computers via text terminals. I'm waiting for a program to be able to pass a video Turing test, where the challenges are not only conversation, but speech synthesis and computer graphics.

    And the first practical application for this new technology will of course be...