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Miscalculation Invalidates LHC Safety Assurances

KentuckyFC writes "In a truly frightening study, physicists at the University of Oxford have identified a massive miscalculation that makes the LHC safety assurances more or less invalid (abstract). The focus of their work is not the safety of particle accelerators per se but the chances of any particular scientific argument being wrong. 'If the probability estimate given by an argument is dwarfed by the chance that the argument itself is flawed, then the estimate is suspect,' say the team. That has serious implications for the LHC, which some people worry could generate black holes that will swallow the planet. Nobody at CERN has put a figure on the chances of the LHC destroying the planet. One study simply said: 'there is no risk of any significance whatsoever from such black holes.' The danger is that this thinking could be entirely flawed, but what are the chances of this? The Oxford team say that roughly one in a thousand scientific papers have to be withdrawn because of errors but generously suppose that in particle physics, the rate is one in 10,000."

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  1. Voodoo Science by alain94040 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is voodoo science. And I don't mean the LHC experiments.

    I mean the TFA that in essence claims that because an expert may be wrong, any probability the expert assigns to a risk can be ignored and inflated by as much you feel like it. Talk about bias.

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    1. Re:Voodoo Science by madsenj37 · · Score: 5, Funny

      If they are correct, what are the chances they are wrong (or right)?

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    2. Re:Voodoo Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With my luck, the day that the planet is swallowed by a black hole will be the same day that I find myself in the emergency room with a Viagra-induced five-hour erection.

    3. Re:Voodoo Science by goombah99 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If they are correct, what are the chances they are wrong (or right)?

      They are precisely equal to:
      (1/1000)^N
      where N is number of indpendent studies agreeing with the conclusion and having no contraditory ones.

      For example, the ideas that the earth is round or that man evolved from apes or that smoking kills you is therefore not very well established since there are a lot of contradictory works that reduce that.

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    4. Re:Voodoo Science by caffeinemessiah · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This is voodoo science. And I don't mean the LHC experiments.

      It's not science, it's just probability. It's senseless to try to assess any statistical estimates *themselves* based on Physics, just the probability that they could be wrong based on some very broad assumptions. Specifically, any estimate is arrived at by a chain (rather, DAG) of logic. What you CAN estimate is the probability that any Physics-oriented estimate is based on incorrect assumptions, by (presumably) analyzing that chain of reasoning down to first principles and assuming that a "logic error" might have been made at any point. I hope that the authors aren't taking it further than this, in which case, this is statistical masturbation.

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    5. Re:Voodoo Science by nine-times · · Score: 1

      Well, in fairness, scientists are wrong all the time. Not that it means anything bad for "science" as a method, but that's how the method works. You make a guess, you're wrong, and then you try to figure out why you're wrong. Science isn't the art of being right about everything the first time out.

      Think about the financial problems. They were brought on partially because a bunch of very smart people developing a statistical theory that (supposedly) meant that things had a very low chance of imploding. Then they imploded anyway.

      Now, when you take into account the idea that the LHC was built specifically to create a set of circumstances that don't happen frequently enough so that we can study what happens specifically because we don't know exactly what happens, then it becomes clear that it's stupid to say, "Don't worry, because we know exactly what's going to happen."

      On the other hand, if you want to argue that it will do something very dangerous (e.g. create a black hole), then it falls on you to present a convincing argument. It's not enough to say, "We don't know what will happen, so obviously there's a good chance that something horrible will happen." Hell, it's technically "possible" (in the sense that anything is possible) that me getting out of bed in the morning will destroy the earth. It doesn't seem likely, though, and no one has successfully convinced me that I'm dangerous, so I'm going to get out of bed in the morning.

    6. Re:Voodoo Science by fm6 · · Score: 1

      I mean the TFA that in essence claims that because an expert may be wrong, any probability the expert assigns to a risk can be ignored and inflated by as much you feel like it.

      No, it means that the expert's assurances that we won't accidentally destroy the planet are baseless.

      That's not inflating anything. Nobody's saying that "nobody's proven the event unlikely, therefore it's likely." What they are saying is that they need stronger evidence that this activity is safe. You don't say, "Oh well, we don't know for sure that anything bad will happen, so we'll just assume that it won't." That is voodoo science.

    7. Re:Voodoo Science by Bob-taro · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I mean the TFA that in essence claims that because an expert may be wrong, any probability the expert assigns to a risk can be ignored and inflated by as much you feel like it. Talk about bias.

      Bias? Hype, maybe. Actually, this does make some sense, IMO. Say I was offering to shoot an apple off the top of your head and I told you I'd calculated there was only a 1 in 1 million chance of the bullet hitting you instead. Now if you knew (somehow) that there was a 1 in 10 chance I'd gotten the calculation wrong, you're going to look at it as more of a 1 in 10 chance of getting hit ... or at least way more than one in 1 million.

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    8. Re:Voodoo Science by JavaManJim · · Score: 1

      Whoo hoo voodoo! The paper looks over at the "its gonna happen because the base argument is flawed". What about it's not going to happen because the argument is flawed.

    9. Re:Voodoo Science by _LORAX_ · · Score: 1

      The heart of gold can't be far behind!

    10. Re:Voodoo Science by orclevegam · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Essentially their argument boils down to because people make mistakes and we can calculate the odds of them making a mistake, if they calculate the odds of something and it's greater than the odds of them having made a mistake then you have to use the odds of them making a mistake as the probability of the event happening. Of course this reasoning is total bullshit, and just the sort of abuse statistics gets a bad name for. By that sort of reasoning we should all go play the lotto as clearly the odds of someone miscalculating the chances of winning the lottery are much better than the calculated odds of winning, never mind the fact that even if they made a mistake in calculating the odds it wouldn't shift the calculation enough either way to get it anywhere near the odds of them having made a mistake.

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    11. Re:Voodoo Science by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1

      In defense of the quants that created those statistical models, It was just as much of a problem with garbage inputs being put into them as it was a problem with the models themselves ( primarily, a lack of transparency into the complex financial instruments).

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    12. Re:Voodoo Science by camperdave · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hell, it's technically "possible" (in the sense that anything is possible) that me getting out of bed in the morning will destroy the earth. It doesn't seem likely, though, and no one has successfully convinced me that I'm dangerous, so I'm going to get out of bed in the morning.

      You almost had a good excuse for staying in bed there. "Sorry Boss. I can't come to work today because if I get out of bed I might destroy the planet."

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    13. Re:Voodoo Science by nine-times · · Score: 1

      Now if you knew (somehow) that there was a 1 in 10 chance I'd gotten the calculation wrong, you're going to look at it as more of a 1 in 10 chance of getting hit ... or at least way more than one in 1 million.

      Yeah, I think the point is that you have to at least take that possibility of error into your calculations if you want to be very safe. But then, how do you know you've calculated that correctly?

      They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.

    14. Re:Voodoo Science by bhagwad · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I agree. Just look at this statement: "The focus of their work is not the safety of particle accelerators per se but the chances of any particular scientific argument being wrong." Can you get any broader than that? What they're essentially saying is that anything can be wrong - Including their own paper.

    15. Re:Voodoo Science by enjerth · · Score: 1

      I was under the impression that it really is voodoo science.

      How is a black hole supposed to form from these experiments? Either I'm entirely mistaken about the nature of black "holes", or the scientists commenting on the probability of one are little more than code monkeys banging the keyboard to try to get results.

      Doesn't a black hole require an incredible mass? Do they think they're going to be creating matter, or creating artificial gravity? Outside of those two possibilities, how could a black "hole" ever form?

      I would estimate the probability of creating a black hole to be exactly 0.

    16. Re:Voodoo Science by BeardedChimp · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well if we want to find out who's right, we can just keep an eye on their webcam for anything suspicious.

    17. Re:Voodoo Science by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Specifically, any estimate is arrived at by a chain (rather, DAG) of logic.

      What is a DAG of logic?

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    18. Re:Voodoo Science by Dastardly · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Actually, the LHC creates a set of circumstances that happens all the time. It just doesn't happen if front of very sensitive particle detectors at a very high rate. So, the LHC was built to replicate events that happen all the time in front of sensitive instrumentation.

      So, yes, the LHC calculations could be somewhat off, but we have observations (not calculations) of events with much higher energies than the LHC can reach with cosmic rays hitting the earth's atmosphere and we are all still here. Jupiter is much bigger, so many more of those events occur on Jupiter. The sun is even bigger and many more high energy events occur for cosmic rays hitting the sun.

      The calculations for LHC safety for micro black holes come from trying to put a number on the probability that if these events can destroy a planet by creating a black hole what is the probability that the Sun, Jupiter or any other planet in the Solar System would still exist given the number of high energy LHC-like events that have occurred over the last 4.5 billion years. The probability must be incredibly small, what the LHC calculations do is put a value to incredibly small.

    19. Re:Voodoo Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1 Funny

    20. Re:Voodoo Science by ardle · · Score: 1

      you're going to look at it as more of a 1 in 10 chance of getting hit

      ...and you'll be right - on average ;-)

    21. Re:Voodoo Science by sreid · · Score: 1

      moderated you as informative before seeing the whole thing..this comment should fix that

    22. Re:Voodoo Science by KagatoLNX · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Actually, this isn't that much voodoo.

      It's just saying that, if someone has a 1/10,000 chance of being wrong, their assurance that there is a 1/1,000,000,000 chance of something isn't that good of a bet. In other words, if you want the latter level of certainty, you don't really have it, because of the fallibility of the research itself.

      This is actually rather obvious. If Jimbo tells you that there's a 1% chance that your tire will go flat if you don't fix it, that's not 1% if Jimbo is wrong 50% of the time. At best, it's 50.5%. Or something like that.

      Assuming his brother Jethro is just as bad (but uncorrelated) with him, then their dual recommendation that it will go flat only gets you 25.25% certainty, not 1% (or 0.01%). The numbers may not be exactly right (my stats are rusty), but you get the point.

      Basically, they're saying that the research provides a wider error bound than it may claim, assuming that scientists uniformly make logical mistakes--which they very probably do.

      The implication, then, is that the LHC estimates should be independently done by other teams. This is, well, the basis of the scientific method, so essentially this study provides a statistical analysis of what we already know--after enough work, science gets results. Of course, the base theories assumed by all of the researchers could be wrong, which would be unfortunate, but the LHC is going to nail that one pretty quickly. :)

      This is not surprising, but not voodoo either.

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    23. Re:Voodoo Science by Imagix · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I mean the TFA that in essence claims that because an expert may be wrong, any probability the expert assigns to a risk can be ignored and inflated by as much you feel like it. Talk about bias.

      Bias? Hype, maybe. Actually, this does make some sense, IMO. Say I was offering to shoot an apple off the top of your head and I told you I'd calculated there was only a 1 in 1 million chance of the bullet hitting you instead. Now if you knew (somehow) that there was a 1 in 10 chance I'd gotten the calculation wrong, you're going to look at it as more of a 1 in 10 chance of getting hit ... or at least way more than one in 1 million.

      Not necessarily. That's only a 1 in 10 chance that I'd gotten the calculation wrong. What's the probability that the "error" that I made meant that the probability of you getting hit is now 1 in 10 million?

    24. Re:Voodoo Science by nine-times · · Score: 1

      Actually, the LHC creates a set of circumstances that happens all the time.

      Ok, can you clarify for me: is it literally a set of circumstances that happens all the time on Earth, or is it a set of circumstances that is equivalently energetic to other things that happen all the time. I'm just asking because I've gotten some vague answers about this before.

      In any case, I would stick by my claim that if we actually knew exactly what was going to happen, we wouldn't be building this thing because there'd be no point in studying it. But I also agree that "not knowing exactly what's going to happen" isn't the same as "dangerous", which was one of the big ideas that I was trying to highlight.

    25. Re:Voodoo Science by PotatoFarmer · · Score: 1

      How is a black hole supposed to form from these experiments? Either I'm entirely mistaken about the nature of black "holes", or the scientists commenting on the probability of one are little more than code monkeys banging the keyboard to try to get results. Doesn't a black hole require an incredible mass? Do they think they're going to be creating matter, or creating artificial gravity? Outside of those two possibilities, how could a black "hole" ever form?

      Because from a relativistic perspective, mass is a function of acceleration. And the particles in question will be moving very, very fast. IANA physicist, but that's my understanding of it.

    26. Re:Voodoo Science by Professr3 · · Score: 1

      Directed acyclic graph.

    27. Re:Voodoo Science by WarJolt · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Particle collisions happen in nature.
      If we could that easily blink ourselves out of existence then we'd see planets disappearing all the time and black holes would be everywhere.

    28. Re:Voodoo Science by benjamindees · · Score: 2, Informative

      Do they think they're going to be creating matter?

      They do, actually. That's how particle accelerators work. According to general relativity, energy is equivalent to matter, and matter can be created from the kinetic energy of rapidly moving particles.

      I would estimate the probability of creating a black hole to be exactly 0.

      Therefore, the demonstrated inaccuracy of your previous statement gives us all reason to adjust our faith in this proffered probability accordingly.

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    29. Re:Voodoo Science by Thiez · · Score: 3, Funny

      > You don't say, "Oh well, we don't know for sure that anything bad will happen, so we'll just assume that it won't." That is voodoo science.

      I say that to myself every time I put on my coat. I know I am lying to myself - with our limited understanding of the universe putting on clothes may very well trigger an unforseen event that destroys the solar system - but the snow outside has convinced me to sacrifice a little intellectual integrity in exchange for being able to wear my coat. Don't worry, I'm not taking too many risks: I'm not wearing anything underneath.

    30. Re:Voodoo Science by Nutty_Irishman · · Score: 1

      Regardless of whether they're just fear mongering or not, from a statistical standpoint, it makes senses. They're just marginalizing over the uncertainty of the expert.

      p(blackhole = 1 | expert opinion) = p(blackhole = 1 | expert opinion, expert=correct) + p(blackhole=1 | expert opinion, expert = wrong)

      It's the type of calculation that happens every day. E.g., what's the probability that I'll die in a car accident given I have an airbag in my car

      p(survive = 0 | airbag in car) = p(survive = 0 | airbag in car, airbag works = true) + p(survive = 0 | airbag in car, airbag works = false)

      If you don't take into account the uncertainty of the expert (or airbag malfunction, etc.), the you're ignoring what could be a large contribution to the actually outcome.

    31. Re:Voodoo Science by Artraze · · Score: 1

      It is and it isn't. Without reading the actual paper, I can't say how much of the article's stuff is hype. However, this isn't really BS statistics abuse (probably).

      It goes like this:
        Someone published the risk of the LHC destroying the world. Let's call that probability X.
        Particle Physics calculations/papers have a chance of being wrong, which we'll call Y (something like 0.01%, apparently)

      So they are saying that we are really only Y sure that there's only an X chance of the world being destroyed, leaving an event a (1-Y) chance of doing something. Ergo, there is really a Y*X+(1-Y)*Z chance of the LHC nuking us, where Z is some unknown factor.

      Now, for pretty much anything else, the probably X is large enough that Z (being capped at 1-Y) doesn't matter. However, for the LHC, X is so small that if Z were near unity the actual probability would be several orders of magnitude greater than originally thought (X). And since "destroying the world" carries a large negative score, it may be worth reconsidering the LHC.

      So, it's kind of an interesting point really. I don't think at all that it's case for stopping the LHC, but it's actually a worthwhile point about statistics and certainty. Not at all an abuse of them.

    32. Re:Voodoo Science by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      No, they are right........ if all you know is that a paper has been written saying it is safe, then you can say you know something with no more accuracy than the probability of the paper being correct. That is true. However, we have additional information, we can study the contents of that paper, and then we can adjust the probability based on our new knowledge. We have a lot of extra knowledge in this case, even I, in my ignorance, can reason about it and say, "this stuff has been happening throughout the universe, and doesn't really seem to create black holes." or "It seems unlikely to me that something with the small mass of the earth would collapse and create a black hole, with only the addition of a collider." The paper's conclusion makes sense, which increases the odds.

      On the other hand, what are the chances that the consensus of scientists is wrong? What were the chances that the earth was actually flat? What were the chances that v != ma? That one is still difficult to believe, though I know it's true.

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    33. Re:Voodoo Science by IorDMUX · · Score: 5, Insightful

      then you have to use the odds of them making a mistake as the probability of the event happening.

      This isn't what the actual study states, though the summary seems to hint that way. To quote from one-of-the-FA's:

      Which means we are left with the possibility that their argument is wrong which Ord reckons conservatively to be about 10^-4, meaning that out of a sample of 10,000 independent arguments of similar apparent merit, one would have a serious error.
      Of course, this doesn't mean that the LHC is dangerous, only that there is no reasonable assurance of safety which, as Mark Buchanan writing in New Scientist this week says, is not the same thing at all.

      To sum it up, they say that if a researcher predicts an occurrence rate for an event that is less than the researcher's own error rate, then the occurrence rate remains unknown ('cannot be assured')... not that it is equal to the researcher's error rate.

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    34. Re:Voodoo Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I first read the brief I thought it might be something along the lines of Pascal's wager, which states that if an outcome can be summed up as infinitely bad (I think destroying the planet falls in that catagory), then no matter what the percent chance of that happening, it's a bad bet to make, because .00000001% times infinity is still infinity.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pascal's_wager#Analysis_with_decision_theory

      But then I read the article...and it was just stupid.

    35. Re:Voodoo Science by CaptainPatent · · Score: 3, Funny

      Essentially their argument boils down to because people make mistakes and we can calculate the odds of them making a mistake, if they calculate the odds of something and it's greater than the odds of them having made a mistake then you have to use the odds of them making a mistake as the probability of the event happening.

      Nuh-uh, that argument is solid and well formed.

      Hey, I have another "scientific" theory, 1 out of every 460 scientific papers are about artificial intelligence, That means the LHC is alive and we don't even know it yet.!

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    36. Re:Voodoo Science by orclevegam · · Score: 4, Insightful

      To use your example, whether or not Jimbo is wrong 50% of the time does not make the odds 50.5%, as what your changing is the uncertainty, not the probability. Jimbos ability or lack thereof to calculate a probability has no impact on the actual outcome of the probability, just the likelihood that said probability is correct (or not). I'm sure the level of certainty in those calculations is already listed, and they might have a point if they tried to claim that the level of uncertainty for the calculations should factor in the probability that the paper(s) it's based on are incorrect, but the way the article is written (and the even more inflammatory summary) makes it sound like they are arguing that the calculated probability of the event should be changed.

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    37. Re:Voodoo Science by amRadioHed · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah it is voodoo. If I calculate that there is a 1:10^20 chance an asteroid will destroy the earth this month, and someone else figures there is a 1:50 chance I am wrong, that does not make the odds of an asteroid destroying the earth 1:50. As wrong as the person calculating the odds are, the odds are still going to be incredibly small.

      If what you were saying was true we could destroy the earth by having a 10 year old do the calculations since they would almost certainly be wrong.

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    38. Re:Voodoo Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If someone is wrong, then you can't assume the calculated error range will be wider. It may as well be smaller.

    39. Re:Voodoo Science by qeveren · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A black hole can form in any region where the energy density is greater than a certain threshold (which is a function of the total energy involved). As the amount of energy (or mass) involved increases, the more relaxed this threshold becomes.

      For example, if one were to fill the solar system with air (at sea level density, 1.2 kg/m^3) out to about 77 AU, it would be a black hole. For the Sun's mass to become a black hole, it would need to be much more dense, by about 15 million trillion times.

      For the relatively small amounts of energy involved in LHC collisions the density needed to form a black hole is staggeringly enormous, but still not impossible to reach. Of course, even if a black hole did form, Hawking radiation would destroy it pretty much instantaneously.

      When it comes right down to it, though, the odds of creating a dangerous black hole is effectively zero, as evidenced by the fact that the various bodies of the solar system aren't black holes.

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    40. Re:Voodoo Science by LateArthurDent · · Score: 1

      This is actually rather obvious. If Jimbo tells you that there's a 1% chance that your tire will go flat if you don't fix it, that's not 1% if Jimbo is wrong 50% of the time. At best, it's 50.5%. Or something like that.

      Hmm...no? That's not even close to right. If Jimbo is right, then there's a 1% chance your tire will go flat. If Jimbo is wrong, you have no information about the tire. It could be even better odds. It could be that there's only 0.05% chance of of the tire going flat. You can't use the 50% probability to determine the chances of your tire going flat unless Jimbo is making true/false statements. In which case, if he's wrong you know what the right answer should be, and the statistic applies.

    41. Re:Voodoo Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The theory is that if mass is a function of relative speed, mass approaches infinity once you get very close to the speed of light. If you have 2 particles of near infinite mass traveling in opposite directions colliding, you can create a point of infinite mass, commonly referred to as a black hole.

      Black holes are an very high concentration of mass in a very small space, basically crushed down into a single point smaller than an atom called a singularity.

      The amount of apparent mass in a black hole determines the diameter of the event horizon. If the entire mass of the earth was converted into a singularity, the event horizon would only be about 3/4 of an inch in diameter. A micro black hole with the mass of a few atoms would have an event horizon smaller than the diameter of an electron. It could potentially pass right through the earth without interacting with anything.

      Black holes also shed mass over time, which is referred to as Hawking radiation. A micro black hole with only a few molecules worth of mass would only last for a few fractions of a micro second.

      If our micro black hole did manage to last long enough to interact with normal matter, lets say it actually hit a proton, the result would most likely be the the energy release would be equivalent to a large firecracker, and the singularity would be destabilized and vanish.

      The whole hype about black holes destroying the earth is only getting play because its sensational, it makes for a good headline. Most of the science behind it is junk.

    42. Re:Voodoo Science by Schlage · · Score: 1

      Even if your argument is correct, I thought that there have already been other teams of scientists outside of the LHC who have come to much the same conclusion as the teams within the LHC.

    43. Re:Voodoo Science by iron+spartan · · Score: 1

      my post, I hate it when I forget to log in

    44. Re:Voodoo Science by Facegarden · · Score: 1

      > You don't say, "Oh well, we don't know for sure that anything bad will happen, so we'll just assume that it won't." That is voodoo science.

      I say that to myself every time I put on my coat. I know I am lying to myself - with our limited understanding of the universe putting on clothes may very well trigger an unforseen event that destroys the solar system - but the snow outside has convinced me to sacrifice a little intellectual integrity in exchange for being able to wear my coat. Don't worry, I'm not taking too many risks: I'm not wearing anything underneath.

      You're right, people have been building $13 Billion particle accelerators for thousands of years, and just like putting on a jacket, nothing has happened yet! I don't know why the swiss are so worried!
      -Taylor

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    45. Re:Voodoo Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That Jimbo is wrong 50% of the time is irrelevant to the actual chances of your tire going flat, but rather only to the likelihood of him being correct. You _don't_ infer that the tire is faulty because he suffers from cognitive short circuits, but you infer that you need a second opinion. If he and his brother agree, it's a 25% chance that they're right, and so on.

      If we are to use the exact numbers you have at the top of your post, all it proves is that two unrelated studies fall within an order of magnitude of the margin of error presented. Hardly worth the doom-and-gloom headline for this summary, in my opinion.

    46. Re:Voodoo Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Define 'independent study'. Since actually getting a study published involves piercing a significant layer of orthodoxy and political-correctness I have to doubt your formula. Global Warming, for instance, is the premiere example of the political establishment of scientific truth, with or without the evidence. When the government will only fund studies that seek to establish the conclusion they want to hear and scientists will only propose studies they think will receive funding, the result is a circular feedback loop, a bureaucratic tautology which proves nothing and serves only to make one opinion/conclusion on the subject viable and to discredit other opinions and studies. In our day the government plays the role of political-patron that the church did a few hundred years ago when it was inexorably tied to political power in Europe. Thus, if Galileo were proposing his heliocentric theory in our day and age he wouldn't be burned at the stake, he'd just receive no funding, be sidelines in scientific circles, relegated to teaching and not researching, and then marginalized politically. I'm not sure which fate is worse. At least burning people at the stake is obviously and unambiguously wrong.

    47. Re:Voodoo Science by Artraze · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If you took the ten seconds needed to read the abstract, you'd clearly see it's the former:

      "... If the probability estimate given by an argument is dwarfed by the chance that the argument itself is flawed, then the estimate is suspect. We develop this idea formally, explaining how it differs from the related distinctions of model and parameter uncertainty. Using the risk estimates from the Large Hadron Collider as a test case, we show how serious the problem can be when it comes to catastrophic risks and how best to address it."

      In other words, since the upper bounds of a catastrophic outcome is a least the probability that they were wrong, it's important to estimate the missing factor.

      Of course, the problem underlying this is the fact that if one _could_ calculate the missing factor, it wouldn't be an issue. In the case of the LHC, it is (probably :P) far more likely that the world would be destroyed by some yet-unknown physics (e.g. "the doctor" from Ender's Game) than by black holes. But, since it's impossible to predict the likelihood of something we don't know anything about, at some point one just has to throw the switch and see what happens.

      Bad journalism, solid (enough) science. As always...

    48. Re:Voodoo Science by Maelwryth · · Score: 1

      "Essentially their argument boils down to because people make mistakes and we can calculate the odds of them making a mistake, if they calculate the odds of something and it's greater than the odds of them having made a mistake then you have to use the odds of them making a mistake as the probability of the event happening."
       
      Humans do that all the time. It's called trust. I think they just forgot to include the figure for how many times the naysayers (eg; "The end is nigh!") were wrong.

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    49. Re:Voodoo Science by theodicey · · Score: 0, Redundant

      that does not make the odds of an asteroid destroying the earth 1:50...as wrong as the person calculating the odds are, the odds are still going to be incredibly small.

      That's because you're assuming a prior probability of asteroid impact, which you're probably estimating from observation (i.e. if you've lived 50 years with no asteroid strikes, that gives you an estimate of the upper bound of the prior).

      These guys aren't saying you should disregard priors when you have them -- like with asteroids. But for the LHC, arguably there is no accurate prior because nothing in that energy range has ever been done before.

    50. Re:Voodoo Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is this modded funny. Its very insightful and displays the true error of thinking like the post he replied to.

    51. Re:Voodoo Science by artor3 · · Score: 1

      If Jimbo tells you that there's a 1% chance that your tire will go flat if you don't fix it, that's not 1% if Jimbo is wrong 50% of the time. At best, it's 50.5%. Or something like that.

      So all we need to do is find someone who's always wrong, and have them calculate the odds of world peace! Whatever value they find, the actual odds will become 100%!

    52. Re:Voodoo Science by mh1997 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hey, I have another "scientific" theory, 1 out of every 460 scientific papers are about artificial intelligence, That means the LHC is alive and we don't even know it yet.!

      You are wrong, it is not alive. It just emailed me and said that there was nothing to see here and keep moving along.

    53. Re:Voodoo Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Actually the point the article makes is not that there is a 1/1000 chance that the LHC will destroy the world but rather it is meaningless to say that the odds are as small as they safety reports etc say because the chance of the reports being wrong is greater than their predictions.
       
        It basically boils down to saying that the scientists are saying there is a one in a billion chance that the LHC is dangerous then turning round and saying that there is a 1/1000 chance that that figure is wrong. Basically the point is that neither statistic is very helpful. Since the 2nd invalidates the first but tells you nothing about the actual probability of a dangerous event.

    54. Re:Voodoo Science by Toonol · · Score: 1

      Exactly. I think it's a consequence of myopic researchers, who may have good working knowledge of math and statistics, but don't have the philosophical education to look at the actual validity of the reasoning behind and consequences of their conclusions.

      Say one in fifty men beat their wives. Is it too risky for my wife to stay with me, then? Male assurances of non-violence are lies, 2% of the time, when put under statistical analysis.

    55. Re:Voodoo Science by cgenman · · Score: 1

      Do note that a 1 in 10,000 estimate does not mean that there is a 1 in 10,000 chance that we're all going to die, but rather that there is a 1 in 10,000 chance that the assurances are as useless as insurance from AIG.

      Of course, this is somewhat useless except in the narrow case of estimating the chance of catastrophic destruction. It doesn't help the advancement of scientific knowledge, but rather how much policy makers can rely upon it.

      Ultimately, this will probably be abused to cast doubt on anything that may contradict particular people's dogma. But as an advancement in understanding, that isn't the fault of the theory.

    56. Re:Voodoo Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So am I just not understanding, or is it going to be even less scientific when we start assigning unique error margins to scientists?

    57. Re:Voodoo Science by Ahtha · · Score: 1

      Wow, I'm not a physicist so maybe my ignorance is shining here, but, doesn't it take an s-load of mass to create a black hole? It's fine to theorize about possible scenarios for forming a black hole, but the in reality, it probably takes more mass than exists in our solar system (i.e, giant stars collapsing). Where is this mass hiding in the collider?

    58. Re:Voodoo Science by atmurray · · Score: 1

      Actually, if they are *always* wrong, they're actually quite useful for binary yes/no decisions because all you have to do is invert their answer to get the correct one. It's like having a Bit Error Rate of 1 (always wrong) is fantastic. Just put in a not gate and your error rate becomes 0!

    59. Re:Voodoo Science by w0mprat · · Score: 1

      If I conclude there is 1 in 1000 chance of us dying when the spaghetti monsters noodley appendages blot out the sun and subsequently all life on earth, and people who research pasta deities have a given probability of being wrong, by what amount does this alter the probability?

      It doesn't, not by any reasonable and practical definition anyway. You just have a chance of some bunk numbers.

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    60. Re:Voodoo Science by krouic · · Score: 1

      If Jimbo is wrong 50% of the time, you can not assume that Jimbo being wrong implies that the "real" chances of your tire going flat are 100% and compute an average of 50.5%. It all depends on what is meant by Jimbo being "wrong". Any value between 0% and 100%, except 1%, for the "real" chances will prove Jimbo "wrong", so one could pick 0% or 1.1% to compute the average and get values very close to Jimbo's estimates.

    61. Re:Voodoo Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      However, the other side is also making a claim, which statistically is just as likely to be false (if you ignore the supporting evidence) as the LHC analysis. So the whole thing cancels out, and this is a load of steaming dingo shit.

    62. Re:Voodoo Science by SilverJets · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Even the LHC experiments are voodoo science. The only way they will truly know what will happen is to turn the thing on and observe what happens.

      Mathematical formulas on paper are all well and nice, but most science relies on actually performing the experiment. But, we are talking about the possibility of creating a black hole here on earth. A black hole has never existed on earth before so no one can say exactly what will happen.

      Let's say for argument sake I build a modified revolver. Only instead of having 6 chambers it has 6000 chambers. I load one round into a chamber, give it a spin and close it. Once closed it cannot be opened to observe where the round is in relation to the hammer. I then hand you some mathematical studies done by leading scientists on the probability of the round being fired if I pull the trigger. Would you let me point the barrel at your head while I pull the trigger?

      What if the same scientists came out later and said their initial calculations were wrong, here are the new calculations and the odds of the round firing now favored you less. Would you let me point the barrel at your head while I pull the trigger?

      What if another, separate, group of scientists came out with a study that said exactly what is in the above article? "If the probability estimate given by an argument is dwarfed by the chance that the argument itself is flawed, then the estimate is suspect." Would you let me point the barrel at your head while I pull the trigger?

      Maybe if I pull the trigger nothing will happen and you can walk away. Maybe if they turn on the LHC nothing unexpected will happen and the earth will go on revolving around the sun. But then again, maybe the round will fire and you die. And maybe the LHC will produce a black hole that ignores their scientific calculations and begins swallowing everything in its path.

    63. Re:Voodoo Science by andy_t_roo · · Score: 1

      what it means is that there is somewhere between a 1:2*10^20 and 50% chance that the earth would be destroyed, however all we know is the mean estimate (1:10^20) and not where the true value lies, within the extremely large range of possible values.
      even though there's only a 50% chance of being right most people creating an estimate are likely to be in the ball-park of the correct value (+- 5 orders of magnitude) so even if there is little chance of being exactly right, there is a good chance of being roughly right.

      Some of the discussions within these threads here are mixing the mean value of estimates and the variance in that estimate.

    64. Re:Voodoo Science by MichaelSmith · · Score: 3, Funny

      When it comes right down to it, though, the odds of creating a dangerous black hole is effectively zero, as evidenced by the fact that the various bodies of the solar system aren't black holes.

      So what happened to the other 200 planets?

    65. Re:Voodoo Science by andy_t_roo · · Score: 1

      what is p(blackhole=1 | expert opinion, expert = wrong)

      if p(blackhole | expert opinion)=.05
      and the opinion is wrong, then all we know is that the p is not 0.05 .

      It could be 0, it could be 1. Given that experts tend to be roughly right, a resonable estimate would be that it is quite a bit closer to 0 than 1.

      An expert being wrong, doesn't say in which direction he is wrong.

      Even if you know an expert is wrong 50% of the time, his estimate is still a good mean value, its just that you don't know how close the actual solution is to it.

      There is probably a distribution of error -- |p(expert_option) -p(blackhole)| is probably quite small; ie, an expert is more likely to be a little bit wrong than a large amount wrong.

    66. Re:Voodoo Science by harisheldon · · Score: 1

      Actually he is right. If you calculate the probability of being hit by an asteroid in one month to be 1e-20 and the probability of you being wrong is 1:50. Then the *worst* case probability of being hit by an asteroid absent any other information is ~1:50. However, in real life there is always other information. So someone may have shown with absolute certainty that the worst case probability of being hit by an asteroid is no more than 1e-6. In that case the *worst* case probability is ~0.98e-6. For the LCH the other information is that these types of collision have been happening for eons without destroying the universe. So even if the physicists are fallible the probability of destroying the universe is not that great.

    67. Re:Voodoo Science by SEE · · Score: 5, Insightful

      But for the LHC, arguably there is no accurate prior because nothing in that energy range has ever been done before

      How many natural events involving hadrons in LHC+ energy ranges do you need?

      99% of cosmic rays are made of hadrons (mostly protons and helium nuclei, but heavier nuclei are known), and they regularly collide with other objects made of hadrons (most of the mass of the visible universe) at LHC-plus energies.

      Want me to worry about the LHC? Tell me when a cosmic ray collision has turned the Sun into a black hole or strange matter or new Big Bang or whatever your LHC disaster scenario is.

    68. Re:Voodoo Science by Hal_Porter · · Score: 5, Funny

      No need for that. You can subscribe to this RSS feed

      http://www.hasthelhcdestroyedtheearth.com/rss.xml

      This is funny too

      http://www.hasthelhcdestroyedtheearth.com/robots.txt

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    69. Re:Voodoo Science by timmarhy · · Score: 1
      "if someone has a 1/10,000 chance of being wrong,"

      what are you base that on though in the case of the LHC? this isn't any kind of science at all, just spin mistering.

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    70. Re:Voodoo Science by budgenator · · Score: 1

      According to general relativity, energy is equivalent to matter, and matter can be created from the kinetic energy of rapidly moving particles.

      Which means that any mini-black hole would very quickly leave the Earth, or have to lose enough momentum that it ceases to be a black hole. Additionally because blackholes may have charge, and the LHC collides positively charged protons, any created blackholes are most likely to be positively charged, they would be repelled by the earth's atom's nucleus where most mass is; and possibly just circulate through the collider like the other positively charged particles there. Also the mini-blackholes would only be blackholes along a narrow cone on the axis of travel; and would be normal particles perpendicular to it's axis of travel.
      Most of the NIMBYs are making the mistake of trying to understand quantum mechanics as if it were classical.

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    71. Re:Voodoo Science by orclevegam · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If you took the ten seconds needed to read the abstract, you'd clearly see it's the former:

      ...

      Bad journalism, solid (enough) science. As always...

      My comments were based on the article and the summary rather than the abstract of the paper. Looking at the abstract it does appear to be an argument for formally factoring in something akin to a "chance we fucked something up somewhere" factor into the confidence of the prediction, with a particular emphasis on cases where the result of the event happening would be particularly bad.

      So, yes, as you put it, bad journalism, solid (enough) science. I still take issue with the article (and summary) as they paint a completely different picture from the one in the abstract, so I still say the article is bunk, but the paper itself seems ok enough.

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    72. Re:Voodoo Science by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The implication, then, is that the LHC estimates should be independently done by other teams.

      But how can they be independent? They'll be basing their arguments on the same laws of physics which apparently only have a 1 in 10,000 chance of being right. The HUGE flaw in their assumption is that the probability of a paper being wrong is a flat 0.01%. It is not. Some papers use conservative, well established physics (such as the LHC safety report) others are pushing the boundaries. The LHC safety report uses the simple fact that we do not see planets and stars disappear into Black Holes to set a limit on any danger the LHC poses. Could there be a mistake in the calculation of the actual probability - yes there could. But it cannot be significantly different because we do not see stars and planets disappear!

    73. Re:Voodoo Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please do not try to game the system like some scummy spammer. You already have the link to your "homepage". Some of us have .sig's disabled so we can tell that you have cut and pasted that link into your comment field to try to fool people into thinking it is a .sig and search engines into thinking it is part of the comment. If that is not your intention, please be aware that you can configure a chunk of text or that link in your preferences such that it will be attached to your comments automatically and you won't even have to type the "--".

    74. Re:Voodoo Science by B4D+BE4T · · Score: 1

      But, since it's impossible to predict the likelihood of something we don't know anything about, at some point one just has to throw the switch and see what happens.

      I disagree. There is always the option to forgo the experiment. Sure, the knowledge gained from the outcome of the experiment could lead to great things. But if there is even a small possibility that the experiment could destroy the planet (along with us and all of the knowledge that we have gained until now), is it really worth it to just "throw the switch and see what happens"?

      Besides, forgoing this one experiment does not mean that we will never learn what was meant to be learned through this experiment. In the future, a similar experiment could be designed to protect the planet from any potential risks (for example, building something similar to the LHC but far enough away from the planet that it does not pose any danger to the planet). Also, what is considered "impossible to predict" today may become possible to predict in the future.

      Disclaimer: I'm not saying whether I believe that the LHC poses any significant risk to the planet or that we should shut it down. I am definitely not qualified to make that decision. I'm only saying that if there is some possibility, however small, that it could destroy the planet, then forgoing this experiment is an option that should be considered.

    75. Re:Voodoo Science by professionalfurryele · · Score: 1

      The problem with their reasoning is that it is based on the equation

      P(Bad thing)=P(Experts right)P(Bad Thing given experts right)+P(Experts wrong)P(Bad Thing given experts wrong)

      They then give crazy estimates for the last two quantities and point out that if you use their crazy estimates then the second term dwarfs the first.

      The problem with their reasoning is that they take the odds of a paper being retracted as P(Experts wrong) (one in one thousand). They then pull from nowhere the value P(Bad Thing given experts wrong) as one in ten thousand.

      The problem is that a paper might be withdraw because it is two orders of magnitude out. It might be that the quantity estimated is five orders of magnitude smaller. Even if the physicists are wrong, the odds that they are 6 orders of magnitude wrong is very small indeed. This is where they trip up.

      What they should actually do is estimate the odds that physicists estimate of us all being killed is between P and P+dP (dP some suitably small probability interval) wrong. They then should sum up the probability we all die times those odds.

      Rather than do that calculation they have bundled the whole long sum into two numbers, those in the final term. One of these is highly unrepresentative. Physicists could easily be over estimating the probability that the LHC kills us all, so many of those 'expert wrong' cases actually have the effect of lowering the probability we all die.

      Many of the 'expert wrong' cases could also just be a couple of orders of magnitude higher. If the the experts are right 999 times out of 1000 the times when they are wrong by a couple of orders of magnitude are not significant in the above calculation (((1/1000)*100)1).

      So that is the crux of the matter. The P(LHC kills us all given experts wrong) is waaaay too high. Their estimate basically requires not only physicists be wrong, but for some bizarre unexplained reason there is a cluster of cases where they are wrong and it is highly likely the LHC will kill everyone.

      Frankly the "estimate the probability of the LHC wiping us out" question is really just a think of a big number and calculate the reciprocal contest. The estimates are already highly conservative because it is hard to overstate how very unlikely it is that the LHC will kill everyone.

    76. Re:Voodoo Science by BlaisePascal · · Score: 3, Informative

      What the LHC does is slam hadrons -- large collections of quarks bound together by strong nuclear forces -- into other hadrons at high energy. The LHC uses the hadrons it does not because there is anything special about them but because it's somewhat easier to get the energies they want to study using the hadrons they choose. They also chose the energies they use for the collision for convenience more than anything special. Ideally, they want the most energetic range they can accurately control. If they could build a bigger collider, capable of higher energy collisions, they would, but these things are complicated, big, and expensive.

      Cosmic rays are a mixture of fast particles, including hadrons of various sizes, traveling at very high speeds. Many cosmic rays are bare protons, the same as used in the LHC. The energy range of cosmic rays is wide, ranging to many more orders of magnitude higher than the LHC. A collision between a proton from space at 100TeV and a proton in an oxygen atom in the upper atmosphere of the earth is very similar to a proton-proton collision in the LHC, but much higher energy.

      If I am interpreting a graph on Wikipedia correctly, cosmic rays with an energy of over 1000 TeV impact the Earth at a rate of about 1 per square meter per year. Given the size of the Earth, that's 14 million/second. So 14 million collisions hundreds of times more energetic than the LHC can do happen in the Earth's atmosphere every second. And there appears to be a power scaling going on. 10TeV cosmic rays are thousands of times more frequent than 1000TeV cosmic rays.

      The difference, and why the LHC was built, is location. Looking at cosmic ray collisions tells us what the end result is going to be, but it doesn't tell us what happens partway through. If you look at a car crash on the side of the road, you know that the car got squished and the driver was injured. If you look at a car crash in a lab with cameras and crash dummies, you can tell that the driver hits the windshield before the crumplezones absorb all the energy.

      The same sort of thing with the LHC. If the LHC will create Higgs Bosons, they are being created all the time in the upper atmosphere. But Higgs Bosons are expected to last an incredibly short amount of time, and all we see is what's left after they decay into other particles. We can't see cosmic ray collisions clearly enough to see if the decay particles come from Higgs or from other processes we understand well.

    77. Re:Voodoo Science by B4D+BE4T · · Score: 1

      Exactly. But you can't assume that it is smaller either. The calculations need to be fixed before we know one way or the other. I think that was the GP's point.

    78. Re:Voodoo Science by DamnStupidElf · · Score: 1

      Probability 0 and 1, respectively.

    79. Re:Voodoo Science by TappedOut · · Score: 1

      According to their logic, there is a 1 in 10000 chance that 2 + 2 != 4

    80. Re:Voodoo Science by fm6 · · Score: 1

      with our limited understanding of the universe putting on clothes may very well trigger an unforseen event that destroys the solar system

      Gawd, what an argument. By that logic, we should never take any safety precautions at all, because we can never account for every possible mishap. So you won't mind if I move in next door and start manufacturing toxic chemicals?

      I guess you're thinking of some silly Twilight Zone episode, where a guy puts on a really ugly coat, and it frightens a pregnant woman so she miscarries, and her unborn child is the Brilliant Scientist who keeps the Sun from exploding. But it's just as likely that her unborn child is the Evil Genius who makes the Sun explode.

      In the real world, neither outcome is at all likely. (God and Rod Serling being two distinct entities.) And even if it were possible that your sartorial choices could affect the future of the cosmos, you'd have no way of predicting how. So nobody's going to hold you responsible if the Sun blows up because of what you wore, because you couldn't have accounted for the (absurd) possibility.

      On the other hand, if you create a planet-swallowing black hole, the results are predictable. People will hold you to account (won't do them any good, but they will anyway) if you put the planet at risk by your immediate, forseeable actions. That's the difference between a heavy particle experiment and wearing an ugly coat.

    81. Re:Voodoo Science by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Thanks, I googled dag logic, but the bulk of the dags were first names.

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    82. Re:Voodoo Science by RiotingPacifist · · Score: 1

      actually its more like if he had asked other people
      1) what the weight of the bullet was
      2) what the density of air was
      3) how air behaves around a bullet
      n) etc

      and there was a 1/100 chance of each any one person being wrong then theres is an (n-1)/100 chance that your entire calculation is wrong. (ofc there is obviously a 1/100 chance that the study saying that the other papers may be wrong is itself wrong)

      However all bugs are shallow also applies, and given that many people have looked at these papers there is a much better chance if there was a bug it would have been spotted, compared to the other 99 questions that nobody cares about (e.g what is the viscosity of jelly?, do you swim faster in treacle), so it could be argued that the chance of there being a paper is (1/10,000*)^(number of scientists that have looked at it/ number of scientist that look at your average paper).
      It is possible that TFA could raise the risk (possibly even none trivially) but id rather wait till they were peer reviewed so they at least have a chance of being one of the 999 that doesn't get withdrawn

      *Contrary to the summary 10,000 is not a generous estimation but merely a result of less papers needing withdraw in the well established fields of science (e.g particle physics) rather than more recent adventures (e.g social sciences)

      p.s anybody else think that LHC destroying the earth is becoming the new cancer of physical sciences.

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    83. Re:Voodoo Science by maglor_83 · · Score: 1

      Therefore, the demonstrated inaccuracy of your previous statement gives us all reason to adjust our faith in this proffered probability accordingly.

      Nah. What are the chances of him being wrong twice in a row?

    84. Re:Voodoo Science by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >>Of course this reasoning is total bullshit, and just the sort of abuse statistics gets a bad name for.

      While you're right, the reality is that it's actually somewhat worse than these guys have stated.

      For scientific theories at the forefront of technology, there have been a tremendous number of mistakes made, as in, ALL the scientists were wrong. Remember the Michelson-Morley experiment? It invalidated basically every theory and model we had to that date. The notion that inertia somehow doesn't apply to light -- even though light is sorta a particle, or rather, has particle-like traits -- was completely unexpected.

      Since the LHC is essentially breaking new ground, and we (obviously) don't even know yet if it will confirm or reject our current theories, ANY predictions made using our current theories is suspect. The only counterarguments I find plausible are the ones along the lines that it's not using an energy level higher than what happens all the time in nature anyway.

      Counterarguments to the black-hole-eating-the-Earth theory, based on models that the LHC itself is going to test, is circular and invalid.

    85. Re:Voodoo Science by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

      That reasoning may make sense.
      Now how many Jimbos and Jethros are there in particle physics? 10,000 maybe? So if there a 1% chance on average that they're wrong the probability that they're all wrong is on the order of 1E-6 (somewhat higher because they're not independent of each other.)
      This sounds very much like the usual global warming skeptic: "But the climatologists may be wrong!" Maybe, but not (almost) all of them all of the time.

    86. Re:Voodoo Science by timmarhy · · Score: 1

      i meet people like you who try to use fake safety concerns to further their own agenda's all the time. you can safely be ignored.

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    87. Re:Voodoo Science by The+Master+Control+P · · Score: 1

      You win at the internets. I am going to have a LOT of fun sending that link to people.

    88. Re:Voodoo Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're going to have a hard time finding somebody like that, however. Even in principle. People who make nothing but mistakes pretty quickly remove themselves from our genepool.

    89. Re:Voodoo Science by maugle · · Score: 4, Funny

      I have calculated that there is almost no chance of money spontaneously raining out of the sky above me. However, I was drunk when I made those calculations, so they are most certainly wrong.

      *waits expectantly*

    90. Re:Voodoo Science by martin-boundary · · Score: 0

      Bias? Hype, maybe. Actually, this does make some sense, IMO. Say I was offering to shoot an apple off the top of your head and I told you I'd calculated there was only a 1 in 1 million chance of the bullet hitting you instead. Now if you knew (somehow) that there was a 1 in 10 chance I'd gotten the calculation wrong, you're going to look at it as more of a 1 in 10 chance of getting hit ... or at least way more than one in 1 million.

      Actually, your argument nicely illustrates what's wrong with this whole line of reasoning. You're making an implicit assumption, that if the calculation is wrong, then you understand the alternatives. But this is much harder to do than even just checking if the calculation is right or not.

      For example, with the bullet calculation, what does being wrong mean? Does it mean that the bullet is not going to hit my head? Will it hit a tree, or will it hit my heart, some onlooker, explode in the barrel etc? There's a *lot* more possibilities to consider when you try to use the event that the calculation is wrong, as opposed to using the event that the calculation is right.

      Once someone starts using negated information like this, they might as well throw reason out the window. For example, take Newton's law of gravitation. It's wrong. The negation could be anything - apples falling upwards, etc.

      Do scientists use the fact that Newton's theory is wrong? No, never. If they need more precision, then they'll use relativity - but technically that's using relativity as if it's right, as opposed to using Newtonian gravitation as if it's wrong. Negated information is very hard to make use of.

    91. Re:Voodoo Science by vlm · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The difference, and why the LHC was built, is location. Looking at cosmic ray collisions tells us what the end result is going to be, but it doesn't tell us what happens partway through. If you look at a car crash on the side of the road, you know that the car got squished and the driver was injured. If you look at a car crash in a lab with cameras and crash dummies, you can tell that the driver hits the windshield before the crumplezones absorb all the energy.

      Yikes not the best slashdot car analogy I've ever seen.

      How about, you want to study very high speed cars. On a daily basis people are caught by cops going over 100 mph all over the usa. But the odds of putting a camera up on any old street corner and seeing a 100 mph car are very low and at best you might see one in a zillion years. Like cosmic rays.

      Or you could build a race track and have dozens of cars go just as fast whenever you want in front of all the cameras. Like the LHC.

      Where my bad slashdot car analogy breaks down is the very rare cosmic ray / cars, when you can actually find one, are going way way way faster than anything we could build in an accelerator / racetrack.

      So, you want single events at super high energy, go cosmic rays.
      You want zillions of collisions at quite pedestrian energies, go accelerator.

      Kind of like high voltage vs high current.

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    92. Re:Voodoo Science by yancey · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Isn't this exactly the sort of physics that the LHC machine was designed to investigate? Higgs boson and particle mass, to be sure. That's what we always hear about, but it's more than that. The LHC will be brought up to full power gradually, over a series of incremental tests and experiments, over months and years, looking for anything unusual in the data, something we haven't anticipated. The data from those experiments can be examined for signs of black hole formation. If they do appear anywhere below LHC maximum energy, then that data can be analyzed before taking the next step, and so on. We feared the sound barrier, feared fusion weapons, feared nuclear power reactors, feared space, and so on. With each of those, we expermimented, we learned, and we came to accept each in time.

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    93. Re:Voodoo Science by dcollins · · Score: 1

      I agree, that has the strong scent of complete bullshit all over it.

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    94. Re:Voodoo Science by ppanon · · Score: 0

      So according to you, the Bush government, that was pretty clearly anti-Global Warming in its policy agenda, completely suppressed any pro-Global Warming research in the USA. In fact, Bush political apparatchiks did try to control reports on studies performed by US government climate scientists, but there was still a lot of research funded and conducted that contradicted the government's ideological position, in spite of the political influence. So you're wrong twice: about which way the political influence affected Global Warming research in the USA, and about the extent to which opinions contradictory to the politically-preferred scenario were suppressed.

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    95. Re:Voodoo Science by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1, Redundant

      You should have kept it informative. Think of it as "the Rickroll of science" :)

    96. Re:Voodoo Science by Tanktalus · · Score: 1

      What were the chances that v != ma? That one is still difficult to believe, though I know it's true.

      The chances are actually quite high that v != ma. Assuming SI units for a minute, the LHS (Left Hand Side) is in m/s, while the RHS is g * m/s^2. The units don't match, which makes it a probability of one that v != ma.

      (I'm not sure if you're thinking F=ma or v=at, but I'm pretty sure you're not thinking what you actually wrote...)

    97. Re:Voodoo Science by arminw · · Score: 1, Interesting

      ... based on incorrect assumptions,...

      One underlying assumption is that there is no God that ultimately owns, and controls this universe and everything in it, including a physics experiment by His creatures. That is ultimately the question, not whether some theorized black hole will bring the "end of the world". The underlying assumption of all the speculation here is that man is the master of his fate, the captain of spaceship Earth.

      If the underlying assumption (belief) is that there is indeed a God who in control, then there is nothing to worry about. When He decides to pull that switch, there is nothing anybody can do. I seriously doubt that the LHC is the switch and that man can or will pull the switch that ushers in the end of this planet and everything on it.

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    98. Re:Voodoo Science by BlaisePascal · · Score: 2, Interesting

      How about, you want to study very high speed cars. On a daily basis people are caught by cops going over 100 mph all over the usa. But the odds of putting a camera up on any old street corner and seeing a 100 mph car are very low and at best you might see one in a zillion years. Like cosmic rays.

      Not quite. Using your analogy, it's like you want to study the handling and aerodynamics of a car going 75. There are millions of cars on the road, but the best you can do to see cars going 75 on the public highways is via road-side cameras, 100 feet away from the road, and you don't know when the cars are going to drive by, and they could be doing anything from 60 to 120mph and you don't know what in advance. One time one of your colleagues saw a car zip past at 300mph, but it hasn't happened again. You see 75mph cars all the time, but your pictures are not all that good.

      However, on the track you can set up an observing station that is 10 feet wide, has pressure and strain sensors embedded in the roadbed, has air pressure meters at close intervals, has high-speed, high resolution video recording from both sides, above, below, and at various angles. And you know, to the fraction of a second, when a car is going to go through your sensor. And you have dozens of expert drivers who send a car through the observing station at 30 second intervals at exactly 75mph.

      The hundreds of inexpensive road-side cameras you and your colleagues have deployed see more cars doing 75+ than you will see on your track, but you know much more about how the cars handle from your data.

    99. Re:Voodoo Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That and they made a mistaken assumption, that the risks were independent.

    100. Re:Voodoo Science by dudpixel · · Score: 0

      If it all goes wrong and destroys the earth, they will discover ONE thing, that God does not exist.

      On the flip side, perhaps the one thing standing in the path of it going horribly wrong (and potentially the reason why its delayed? i really dont know - i know they say its safe but does anyone REALLY know until its done?) is the fact that God will not let man destroy the earth.

      Your views will determine which of these 2 options you're going by.

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    101. Re:Voodoo Science by djupedal · · Score: 1

      So, toonol, how do you want it? On your knees....bandaged and begging? Or on your back...wheezing and whimpering.....?

    102. Re:Voodoo Science by ppanon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Hmm. Well, the paper's argument is like saying that, if the average number of bugs (across all software and methodologies) in N lines of code is X, then somebody's claim that they have written a piece of software with M bugs in Y lines of code, where M/Y << N/X is bogus.

      This is patently ridiculous. If I write a relatively small piece of software where I have carried out a formal mathematical proof of the algorithms used in that software, I should obtain a much better bug ratio than the industry average, which includes work done by code monkeys working 90 hour work weeks.

      Put another way, it's not clear to me that the statistical results for papers where an error might mean a measured loss of academic status are relevant to papers where the analysis regards the possible destruction of the Earth. So far the sample size on the latter is pretty small but the ones that have predicted the absence of global life-ending catastrophe have been 100% accurate. Of course they would have to be or we wouldn't be around to speculate about it, so we can't really make a conclusion from that either. But the point is that the foundation of this paper's statistical argument is itself invalid.

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    103. Re:Voodoo Science by ppanon · · Score: 1

      Statistics are only valid if the sample has a distribution that is similar to the population. However it's strongly arguable that the relevant population in this case - papers that would predict or disprove the end of all life on the planet as a result of a particular activity/action - is much smaller and more specific than their sample and that their chosen sample is not relevant.

      Now it's not possible to derive any meaning from the actual relevant population, and so instead they've chosen a sample which is implicitly not representative of the relevant population. So the paper is fundamentally flawed and useless because the probability of an error is in fact somewhere between their estimate and 0, and could be much less than the probability of a critical error ascribed by the original LHC paper.

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    104. Re:Voodoo Science by mcrbids · · Score: 3, Funny

      Welcome to slashdot, where an insightful post such as yours is moderated up as funny...

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    105. Re:Voodoo Science by bucky0 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      But for the LHC, arguably there is no accurate prior because nothing in that energy range has ever been done before.

      We are regularly bombarded with particles with 10^6 times more energy than the LHC produces. We can observe interactions much more intense than that in the visible universe.

      Supposing all the scientists are wrong about their risk estimates, we should've observed the naturally occuring events at some point.

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    106. Re:Voodoo Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "this thinking could be entirely flawed,"

      It can't be. There is a consensus!

      Consensus=always right=don't question=sit down and shut up!

    107. Re:Voodoo Science by linzeal · · Score: 1

      Yeah, this story makes Slashdot sound like a rambunctious undergrad philosophy of science course. We might as well get a good textbook on the subject since this was all well-hashed out 50+ years ago.

    108. Re:Voodoo Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So all we need to do is find someone who's always wrong...

      I can get you the number of my local weatherman.

    109. Re:Voodoo Science by daveime · · Score: 2, Funny

      So put your erection in the black hole, and give humanity a 5 hour reprieve then.

    110. Re:Voodoo Science by qeveren · · Score: 1

      They were demolished to make way for a new hyperspace bypass?

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    111. Re:Voodoo Science by daveime · · Score: 1

      God will not let man destroy the earth.

      Well, he seems to have taken a pretty laid back approach to that over the last 200 years, if the global warming^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hcooling^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hclimate change are to be believed.

      Man, apparently, was made in God's image ... so maybe sometimes God has an off-day, and just says "fuck it, let them blow themselves up". One more thing for the believers to worry about he he.

    112. Re:Voodoo Science by daveime · · Score: 1

      Welcome to Slashdot, where moderations made by people with opinions are always wrong if they disagree with your own opinion.

    113. Re:Voodoo Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What would the costs involved be to construct and deploy a device capable of the total distruction of the planet using natural cosmic radiation as the catalyst to either create a black hole capable of swallowing the planet or initiate a strangelet convesion cascade?

      Instead of building a fancy collider with exotic detection machinary requiring half the worlds particle physicists it would seem to me just building a simple bulk device to bring about the end of the world should be a realitivly simple endeavour.

    114. Re:Voodoo Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and If I had a blind guy who didn't understand archery calculate the odds, he would be wrong with an almost 100% certainty.

      But that doesn't make that it's 100% certain you would get hit... that's just silly.

    115. Re:Voodoo Science by ThaReetLad · · Score: 1

      I agree. I found the reasoning in the article iffy.
      What the article seemed to be implying was that the most improbable thing you can quote is no more improbable than the probability of an article being wrong. This is clearly nonsense.

      When you state that an article is wrong, you must also quantify how wrong it is. Clearly being a factor of 2 wrong in your calculations is much more likely that being a factor of 10 out. The chance of being several orders of magnitude wrong, as one would have to be to bring the LHC risks to worrying levels are vanishingly small.

      Interestingly of course, this article suffers from the same problem. It may well be the one in a thousand that has to be withdrawn.

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    116. Re:Voodoo Science by The+Real+Tachyon · · Score: 1

      God forbid someone rock the establishment boat for something as trivial as the possible destruction of the Universe. I mean hell, what are these people thinking.
      To think they put their own selfish self preservation above the unimaginable importance of the discovery of a new muon or something.
      Cause I know when I'm approaching the event horizon, being able to identify the types of matter my body is being deconstructed into will be of great importance to me.

    117. Re:Voodoo Science by FTWinston · · Score: 1

      What if this paper is the one in 10,000 thats wrong. Because any argument, no matter how well founded might be wrong, the LHC is gonna kill us all? Gah.

    118. Re:Voodoo Science by FTWinston · · Score: 1

      No, somehow I think goombah meant "by the logic of this paper" and was not stating personal opinions.

    119. Re:Voodoo Science by WereCatf · · Score: 1

      I was wondering about this whole thing...If LHC indeed did suddenly pop out a supermassive black hole that swallowed the whole planet then who would there be left to complain? A black hole would disintegrate us so fast that we wouldn't even have time to feel pain, and once the whole planet is gone then there is no one left to give a flying f.. Oh well, atleast I don't honestly care if LHC works or if we all die due to a black hole. Mankind has never been anything more than a disease on the surface of Earth. We have destroyed dozens of species completely, we have ruined half the planet to a state of not-reparable..so the next logical step is to get rid of Earth completely.

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    120. Re:Voodoo Science by Msdose · · Score: 1

      According to Quantum theory, the Higg's boson ( and its Higg's field ) cannot exist until it is measured ( observed ) by man. Thus, it can only be created by man in a man-made experiment, not by cosmic ray collisions or any other natural event. When the Higg's field is created it will expand to the size of the universe in a trillion trillion trillionth of a second, destroying the universe, resetting time to zero, and destroying any trace of the past. We will no longer exist nor ever have existed. As it cools, it will undergo a phase change that will start the universe again, to continue until we blow it up again, etc.

    121. Re:Voodoo Science by Thiez · · Score: 1

      > People will hold you to account (won't do them any good, but they will anyway) if you put the planet at risk by your immediate, forseeable actions.

      But that is my point, all predictions say the planet will be okay. We may not have ben building LHCs for thousands of years, but the earth (and every other object in our solar system) has been hit by really really fast particles for billions of years. Let's put this thing in perspective: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultra-high-energy_cosmic_ray we have been hit by a particle with an energy of about 50 joules, which is several orders of magnitude more that what the LHC can do.

      > That's the difference between a heavy particle experiment and wearing an ugly coat.

      Colliding particles at very high energies is exactly like putting on clothes: both have been happening for ages and neither has ever destroyed the earth. The argument that 'something unforseen may happen that destroys the earth' is equally valid for both.

    122. Re:Voodoo Science by vikstar · · Score: 1

      Want me to worry about the LHC? Tell me when a cosmic ray collision has turned the Sun into a black hole or strange matter or new Big Bang or whatever your LHC disaster scenario is.

      There was one just over 13 and a half billion years ago.

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    123. Re:Voodoo Science by qc_dk · · Score: 1

      Tell me when ... or new Big Bang ...

      I would say that based on the data I have available the chance is ~ 1/13'600'000'000 of it happening in 2009 and falling. wikipedia

    124. Re:Voodoo Science by wisty · · Score: 2

      Consider yourself lucky you don't work with economists - climate science is positively heterodox in comparison. Seriously, it's borderline heresy to suggest that money is important, markets are inefficient, or that debt actually matters.

    125. Re:Voodoo Science by mirkob · · Score: 1

      for you to formulate this conjecture, seems to me you are one of the innumerable people that does not know that in the last decade many accelerators already produced microscopic and extremely volatile black hole.

      and know what?
      we are still here!

      at least until ecological catastrophy provoked by global climate alteration, global war provoked by scarcity of resource, global epidemics owed to research in bacteriological weapon or other human production bring us to an end.

      you really should not bother whit the LHC whit the other problems aroud...

      nothing new here, move along.

    126. Re:Voodoo Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, I'm lost. Can you do that again but with a car example, please?

    127. Re:Voodoo Science by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      If the probability estimate given by an argument is dwarfed by the chance that the argument itself is flawed, then the estimate is suspect.

      So they've proved Babbage's conjecture / Fuechsel's law?

      Bravo. Like, woot and stuff.

      What next, are they going to calculate the moisture content of dihydrogen monoxide?

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    128. Re:Voodoo Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's nice to see all this scientific scrutiny _months after_ when the LHC was supposed to start doing experiments. Were the technical malfunctions a blessing in disguise or are the media trying to discredit the project? And why would LHC be much different than other particle accelerators, except it's bigger, but not orders of magnitudes bigger than previous ones that also created small black holes.

    129. Re:Voodoo Science by jandersen · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In other words, since the upper bounds of a catastrophic outcome is a least the probability that they were wrong

      It is not clear that this is the case. In fact: P(X)!=P(X|A)P(A)!+P(X|A)P(A) [from the actual article]. Your interpretation is only correct if the probablity that it goes is 100% if the assumptions are wrong.

    130. Re:Voodoo Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I mean the TFA that in essence claims that because an expert may be wrong, any probability the expert assigns to a risk can be ignored and inflated by as much you feel like it. Talk about bias.

      Bias? Hype, maybe. Actually, this does make some sense, IMO. Say I was offering to shoot an apple off the top of your head and I told you I'd calculated there was only a 1 in 1 million chance of the bullet hitting you instead. Now if you knew (somehow) that there was a 1 in 10 chance I'd gotten the calculation wrong, you're going to look at it as more of a 1 in 10 chance of getting hit ... or at least way more than one in 1 million.

      It doesn't make any sence whatsoever.

      So let's say we calculate there is 99% chance of the bullet hitting your head, and then found that 1/100 chance my calculations are correct - then you can safely conduct that the chance is way less than 99%, so it's practically safe.

    131. Re:Voodoo Science by NotBorg · · Score: 1

      They had a LHC back then?

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    132. Re:Voodoo Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SEE - thank you for some sanity. What you say is absolutely right. I was thinking about saying something similar - but I always get mdded out because I am a coward.

    133. Re:Voodoo Science by itpr15061 · · Score: 1

      With regards to this article, I thought it was something I'd find on godlikeproductions - not slashdot. It's a lot of FUD.

      One thing that isn't mentioned is that high energy interactions (like what the LHC produces) are happening in our upper atmosphere every minute of every day. The problem is, we don't have detectors up there so this is why we have the LHC.

      If a black hole is going to swallow the earth, then we should look at the skies first.

    134. Re:Voodoo Science by TopherC · · Score: 1

      This is based on a highly speculative theory with absolutely no data to back it up. Not that it isn't an interesting theory, but please realize how premature it is! There are literally hundreds of other competing theories out there, and I'm sure we haven't even begun to get really creative. It's unfortunate that experimental particle physics seems to be about 20 years behind theory. In part I blame the SSC cancellation for this. Theorists have had little more than aesthetics to go on lately.

    135. Re:Voodoo Science by Spatial · · Score: 1

      Unicron.

    136. Re:Voodoo Science by xouumalperxe · · Score: 1

      If Jimbo is right 50% of the time, there's a 50% chance that you have a 1% chance to get a flat. If he's wrong, worst case scenario is 100% chance to have get a flat. Assuming worst case scenario, you have an expected 50.5% chance of a flat. Makes more sense?

    137. Re:Voodoo Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Even funnier is the html code for the home page:
      http://www.hasthelhcdestroyedtheearth.com/

      View the page source and enjoy.

    138. Re:Voodoo Science by fm6 · · Score: 1

      I confess! It's true! I invented black holes just to confuse people!

      No wait, I didn't. Never mind.

    139. Re:Voodoo Science by fm6 · · Score: 1

      But that is my point, all predictions say the planet will be okay

      Excuse me? Did we read the same FA? At best you can say "probably OK". When the future of the whole planet is at stake (and I mean literally, the planet might just disappear into a singularity) you need to do a lot better than "probably".

      Colliding particles at very high energies is exactly like putting on clothes: both have been happening for ages and neither has ever destroyed the earth.

      That's very dumb logic. You could just as easily say, "nuclear fission has been going on for ages and has never destroyed a city." Well, only twice.

    140. Re:Voodoo Science by orclevegam · · Score: 1

      Mathematically that might work, but realistically it's nonsense. You might as well say worst case scenario is the earth gets blown up to make way for an interdimensional bypass and your tire never has a chance to go flat. I mean, can you show that the odds of the earth being destroyed by vogons is less than the worst case scenario of the flat assuming Jimbo is wrong?

      The whole point of using the statistics is to try to quantify the risk of something, while full well knowing that since you're using statistics in the first place you cannot guarantee that it won't happen. That fact alone means that you're already unsure of the outcome and are essentially making a guess based on what you believe to be true. At some point you really do just need to ignore the "worst case scenario" otherwise there's little point in doing the calculation, as you can always come up with a worse "worst case scenario".

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    141. Re:Voodoo Science by benjamindees · · Score: 1

      Which means that any mini-black hole would very quickly leave the Earth, or have to lose enough momentum that it ceases to be a black hole.

      I'm not sure what you mean by this. In fact, the interactions that are most likely to produce black holes are the ones in which all kinetic energy is converted to matter. So the resulting black hole would have little or no momentum at all. Black holes, as far as I know, do not require momentum to exist.

      Additionally because blackholes may have charge, and the LHC collides positively charged protons, any created blackholes are most likely to be positively charged, they would be repelled by the earth's atom's nucleus where most mass is; and possibly just circulate through the collider like the other positively charged particles there.

      This is certainly an astute observation. We can likely assume that, worst-case scenario, were any collider to create a long-lived black hole, it could be contained as long as the vacuum and superconducting magnets were maintained.

      Also the mini-blackholes would only be blackholes along a narrow cone on the axis of travel; and would be normal particles perpendicular to it's axis of travel.

      This is nonsensical to me. I am not a physicist, but my understanding is that the existence of a black hole is not subject to one's frame of reference.

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    142. Re:Voodoo Science by kalirion · · Score: 1

      Yeah it is voodoo. If I calculate that there is a 1:10^20 chance an asteroid will destroy the earth this month, and someone else figures there is a 1:50 chance I am wrong, that does not make the odds of an asteroid destroying the earth 1:50. As wrong as the person calculating the odds are, the odds are still going to be incredibly small.

      I'm pretty sure the chance of an asteroid destroying the earth is at least 1:50 if you don't put a time limit on the wait. I guess it'd be a race between than and being swallowed up by the sun going all red giant or something.

    143. Re:Voodoo Science by jeff4747 · · Score: 1

      You could just as easily say, "nuclear fission has been going on for ages and has never destroyed a city." Well, only twice.

      The difference is what the parent was saying is factually accurate. You, on the other hand, are lying.

    144. Re:Voodoo Science by HarvardAce · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hmm. Well, the paper's argument is like saying that, if the average number of bugs (across all software and methodologies) in N lines of code is X, then somebody's claim that they have written a piece of software with M bugs in Y lines of code, where M/Y << N/X is bogus.

      This is patently ridiculous. If I write a relatively small piece of software where I have carried out a formal mathematical proof of the algorithms used in that software, I should obtain a much better bug ratio than the industry average, which includes work done by code monkeys working 90 hour work weeks.

      To apply what the article is saying to your analogy, it would be refuting your "bug-free code" by the fact that the "formal mathematical proofs" you are using may in fact be flawed. So by basing your "proof" on the things that themselves might have bugs in them, then it's quite possible that your software has bugs.

      A much better analogy using software would be the following:
      Suppose you write some code that has a 99.9% chance of being bug-free. You could then state that this program has a 99.9% chance of being bug free. However, if you now use a compiler that has a 1% bug rate, you can no longer say that your compiled program is a 99.9% chance of being bug free. At best, you can say that it has a 99% chance of being bug free. In much the same way, the original calculations were done assuming certain things were 100% accurate. The point of this article is that those certain things that are assumed to be 100% accurate, when actually empirically examined, are only correct 99.99% of the time. So if your "axioms" are only 99.99% correct, then you cannot prove anything with those axioms to be more than 99.99% correct.

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    145. Re:Voodoo Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      for you to formulate this conjecture, seems to me you are one of the innumerable people that does not know that in the last decade many accelerators already produced microscopic and extremely volatile black hole.

      I follow news out of CERN and Fermilab fairly closely and have never heard this. Do you know of any links to details about it?

    146. Re:Voodoo Science by fm6 · · Score: 1

      If you were trying to understand my argument instead of just picking at it, you could assume that I said it in 1943.

    147. Re:Voodoo Science by Guignol · · Score: 1

      thanks I was looking for a way to express this feeling. you're my new friend

    148. Re:Voodoo Science by evanbd · · Score: 1

      If there were large black holes in the solar system, they would be trivially detectable. That is how Neptune was found, after all.

    149. Re:Voodoo Science by jeff4747 · · Score: 1

      When you'd still be wrong. People had died from fission in 1943 (radiation poisoning and such)

      More to the point, you've chosen an example that's obviously deadly, instead of choosing one that's closer to the LHC.

    150. Re:Voodoo Science by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Which means that any mini-black hole would very quickly leave the Earth, or have to lose enough momentum that it ceases to be a black hole.

      I'm not sure what you mean by this. In fact, the interactions that are most likely to produce black holes are the ones in which all kinetic energy is converted to matter. So the resulting black hole would have little or no momentum at all. Black holes, as far as I know, do not require momentum to exist.

      The protons don't have enough rest mass to be a mini-blackhole so as their velocity decreases so will their mass, E=MC^2, M=E/C^2 therefore losing momentum i.e. velocity means losing mass and the mini-blackhole ceases to be black and is a normal particle once more. Mass and Energy are equivalent at these scales. You are confusing more typical blackholes created from collapsed stars with mini-blackholes, they are very different critters.

      Additionally because blackholes may have charge, and the LHC collides positively charged protons, any created blackholes are most likely to be positively charged, they would be repelled by the earth's atom's nucleus where most mass is; and possibly just circulate through the collider like the other positively charged particles there.

      This is certainly an astute observation. We can likely assume that, worst-case scenario, were any collider to create a long-lived black hole, it could be contained as long as the vacuum and superconducting magnets were maintained.

      And when the vacuum or containment is lost all of the circulating particles will quickly dissipate through collisions with other particles, or escape the Earth.

      Also the mini-blackholes would only be blackholes along a narrow cone on the axis of travel; and would be normal particles perpendicular to it's axis of travel.

      This is nonsensical to me. I am not a physicist, but my understanding is that the existence of a black hole is not subject to one's frame of reference.

      Well consider this, proton A is circulating clockwise at 99.999999% of the speed of light and Proton B is circulating at 99.99999% counter clockwise, without special relativity, they would have a approaching velocity just shy of twice the speed of light. This is impossible, relativistic effects are the dominate factor for anything traveling at these speeds, and with out the relitivistic effect of mass increase and time-space dilitation the mini-blackholes could not be created or even exist in the first place. We're not talking about slinging a million solar masses around the ring, we're talking about protons and their collision products. We've "shot" neutrinos through the Earth from Chicago to Tokyo without hurting anything, if these mini-blackholes are real and not just a aberration of mathematics, they'll pass through the Earth as harmlessly because we are still here after 4.5 billion years of being peppered by cosmic rays with much higher energies.

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    151. Re:Voodoo Science by fm6 · · Score: 1

      1920 then. My point being that at one point nobody knew that you could cause an explosion by bringing a critical mass together. Now we do.

      If you think a black hole is less deadly than an atomic bomb, you need to review your physics.

      Or maybe you just want to keep picking nits instead of actually addressing my argument. In that case, get a life.

    152. Re:Voodoo Science by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      But not small ones. If we once had a hundred objects the size of Ceres, and all were eaten by black holes, I doubt we would be able to detect them.

    153. Re:Voodoo Science by jeff4747 · · Score: 1

      If you think a black hole is less deadly than an atomic bomb, you need to review your physics.

      If you think a black hole the size of a quark is dangerous, you need to review yours.

      Or your history, if you'd prefer. Since other colliders have already created micro black holes.

    154. Re:Voodoo Science by ErkDemon · · Score: 1
      LHC isn't doing quite the same thing as natural high-energy particle collisions. It's producing a high density of organised particle collisions, for a sustained amount of time, in a region where some of the products can hang about because they can have low inertia in the lab frame, and where any charged products are then affected by the magnetic containment system.

      That may or may not make a difference.

      If it does make a difference, and if there's some sort of freak chain reaction or interaction reaction that can only occur when short-lived charged collision-products have a chance to combine, then you won't be able to dismiss the possibility of that "compound event" by looking at the physics of individual particle-collisions and noting that nothing disastrous seems to happen.

      Nothing disastrous happens when individual atoms of U235 decay, either. But this doesn't mean that these harmless little U235 atoms are still harmless when you assemble a lot of them together, and maybe surround them with a neutron reflector and some sort of device that's capable of functioning as a short-term containment device.

      Do that and the little atoms are no longer harmless: they're now part of a functioning nuclear fission bomb.

      Is there a corresponding reaction that happens when clusters of charged microblackholes encounter one another in an orderly way within a high-intensity magnetic containment field? I have no idea, but I'd suggest that most physicists have no real idea either.

      What we do know though, is that the odds of that hypothetical compound effect happening at LHC can't be calculated by pointing out that individual naturally-occurring high-energy particle collisions don't cause disastrous consequences. When you're dealing with compound events, you can't calculate the probability by taking a 1/n fraction of the full reaction, calculating the probability of a given event for that situation, and then multiplying by n. The odds of one fiftieth of the critical mass of plutonium exploding spontaneously on a lab table are probably effectively zero. Multiply that mass by 100 (and add containment) and the odds of a detonation aren't "100*zero" they're pretty much a certainty.

      What concerns me here is not that I have any reason to believe that these hypothetical compound reactions should happen, but that particle physics guys don't seem to be asking the right questions. They're using safety arguments that we know are worthless in the sorts of particle physics situations that we know are dangerous. Similar arguments have famously given us wrong answers before.

    155. Re:Voodoo Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If that's true someone sure wasted a lot of money building this thing...

    156. Re:Voodoo Science by ErkDemon · · Score: 1

      For scientific theories at the forefront of technology, there have been a tremendous number of mistakes made, as in, ALL the scientists were wrong.

      Yep! In the 1960s, it was considered proved beyond doubt that black holes gave off zero radiation and were immortal.

      We now say that even if the LHC generates micro-black-holes, its not a safety issue, because QM now tells us that black holes must radiate, and that tiny black holes should radiate so intensely that they ought to blow themselves apart before they have the chance to do any serious damage.

      I'm personally a great fan of the Hawking radiation idea, But it's slightly sobering to realise that we're now effectively betting the planet on the idea that the assurances of the previous generation of physicists about the proven behaviour of black holes, apparently backed up by watertight mathematical proofs ... were essentially worthless.

      So there's a strong precedent on this subject for an entire community of physicists being sure of a result that supposedly couldn't possibly be wrong, but which turned out to be wrong after all. In the context of LHC and safety certification, this is slightly unfortunate.

    157. Re:Voodoo Science by ErkDemon · · Score: 1
      Yes, you're right. You are entirely mistaken about the nature of black holes. (wink)

      A black hole doesn't require incredible mass, current theory says that we should be able to make them in just about any size we like.

      We expect the things to form spontaneously when there's a very large amount of mass in one place, so it should be very much easier to create a black hole if you have vast amounts of mass to play with ...

      ... But theory also says that you should be able to make them out of teeny amounts of massenergy, provided that you have some way to concentrate that massenergy to some truly absurd intensities.

      And creating extreme massenergy concentrations is exactly what the LHC is designed to do when it slams particles into each other.

      The theoretical argument for LHC being safe isn't that it definitely couldn't produce black holes, its that quantum mechanics seems to say that any teeny black holes that it might create would have to radiate away all their massenergy as Hawking radiation and disappear in a vanishingly short amount of time.

    158. Re:Voodoo Science by fm6 · · Score: 1

      Once again, you're picking nits with my wording instead of actually addressing my argument. Fine, I should have said "non-quantum black hole". Now are you actually going to address my argument? Because I'm not wasting any more time on your quibbles.

    159. Re:Voodoo Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well if they are wrong...we had our 1 chance...

      I can see it now, Earth on a Fail poster..."When risking making a black-hole on the face of the earth...sure it starts small...but guess what a black-hole does...it just keeps getting bigger as it eats everything around it..."

    160. Re:Voodoo Science by B4D+BE4T · · Score: 1

      Apparently you missed the disclaimer at the end. My post was not about whether I believe that the LHC will create a black hole or whether I believe that a black hole created by the LHC would destroy the planet. I only said that if it cannot be shown that both of these events are impossible, then I don't believe it is worthwhile to run the experiment.

      That said, no, I have not heard of any black holes created by any other particle accelerators. Links?

    161. Re:Voodoo Science by bucky0 · · Score: 1

      It's not a waste because when those events happen in the upper atmosphere, we don't have a ridiculously sensitive sensor measuring the output products.

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    162. Re:Voodoo Science by jeff4747 · · Score: 1

      Your argument boils down to this:

      A device designed to kill people (nuclear weapons) killed people.

      Therefore, a device designed not to kill people (LHC) might kill people.

      The point of TFA was to try an asses the device not working in it's intended manner. You brought up devices that did work in their intended manner in an attempt to stir up FUD about the LHC.

    163. Re:Voodoo Science by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >>If I write a relatively small piece of software where I have carried out a formal mathematical proof of the algorithms used in that software, I should obtain a much better bug ratio than the industry average

      I once wrote some formally verified code. No bugs in the code, no errors in my proof, and the damn thing still gave incorrect results.

      Real life is like that sometimes.

      >>So far the sample size on the latter is pretty small but the ones that have predicted the absence of global life-ending catastrophe have been 100% accurate.

      Yeah, it's the problem of induction. As Russell said, a turkey, basing his proof on all available evidence, could decide every day of his life that the farmer loves him, and wants to take care of him... until the last day of his life.

      >>But the point is that the foundation of this paper's statistical argument is itself invalid.

      Sure, it's not a statistically meaningful conclusion. But it still may be useful to consider how often scientific papers make errors... in fact, with the LHC, they've already found that black holes created with it might last 50 times as long as they previously thought.

      But it's not statistically valid, since these are presumably run-of-the-mill papers in which a person contributes a small amount to the literature to get his name on another paper, and might just be recalling it due to errors because he forgot to carry the 2.

      Personally, I'd have argued instead from Kuhnian paradigm shifts in science. How often have we found out that everything we know in physics is wrong? There's no way of setting odds to the statement "everything we know right now is wrong", but there's certainly a great deal of evidence it might be.

    164. Re:Voodoo Science by MadMagician · · Score: 1

      This is actually rather obvious. If Jimbo tells you that there's a 1% chance that your tire will go flat if you don't fix it, that's not 1% if Jimbo is wrong 50% of the time. At best, it's 50.5%. Or something like that.

      You need to know the probability that it will go flat if Jimbo is right, and the probability if he's wrong. You don't.

      Basically, they're saying that the research provides a wider error bound than it may claim, assuming that scientists uniformly make logical mistakes--which they very probably do.

      What an interesting assertion. Foolish scientists!

    165. Re:Voodoo Science by GodLessOne · · Score: 1

      And once in a while 'The Supreme Being' hits us with a real doozy! http://www.fourmilab.ch/documents/OhMyGodParticle/

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      Is it time to go home yet?
    166. Re:Voodoo Science by fm6 · · Score: 1

      No my argument is that "this has never hurt anybody" is not an argument. Nothing ever hurts anybody — until it does.

      Which is not to say that we should never take risks. But we need to know the scale and probability of these risks. LHAC went ahead because of studies that supposedly claimed the risks were acceptable. Now we're hearing that these studies were flawed.

      Which brings us back to the issue we were arguing about before you started your nitpicking campaign. Nobody's arguing that LHAC will destroy the planet. But if it's a possibility we need to know the likelihood before we can proceed.

    167. Re:Voodoo Science by jeff4747 · · Score: 1

      No my argument is that "this has never hurt anybody" is not an argument. Nothing ever hurts anybody â" until it does.

      If your argument is this, then you have to choose something that is not explicitly designed to hurt people. The fact that I can shoot someone with a copper-jacketed bullet does not make copper dangerous.

      Nobody's arguing that LHAC will destroy the planet. But if it's a possibility we need to know the likelihood before we can proceed.

      As mentioned in hundreds of other responses to this thread:

      1. the folks who put out this article aren't particle physicists

      2. we've already created micro black holes in other colliders, so we know they evaporate.

      3. we've observed collisions several orders of magnitude stronger in our own atmosphere. If such collisions caused magic world-destroying goo to appear, they would have already done so.

      4. We've observed even stronger collisions in other regions of space, and they did not create magic world-destroying goo.

      If you, or anyone else, is going to posit that the LHC might destroy the world, then you'll need to come up with some sort of mechanism by which that happens in the LHC but doesn't happen naturally on our planet many times a day, and elsewhere in the universe constantly.

      All TFA says is "they might be wrong! We've got no explanation for how they might be wrong, but they might!!!"

    168. Re:Voodoo Science by fm6 · · Score: 1

      This is the second time I've asked this question: Are we reading the same FA? I'm reading this one where the author makes an argument based on probability theory. In most circles, probability theory is considered a branch of math, and thus a science.

      Your argument seems to be "TFA has an argument I don't understand, therefore it has no argument."

    169. Re:Voodoo Science by jeff4747 · · Score: 1

      The TFA has an interesting theoretical and purely mathematical approach. However, it's completely useless in the real world.

      There is a probability that I will slip on the ice outside and die in a fatal fall. I don't think it's likely, so let's say I think the chance is 0.0001%. However, I have no data to back that up, so it's extremely likely that I'm wrong and the actual rate is different. Say, 95% chance that I'm wrong.

      According to the theory in TFA, I should behave as if there's a 95% chance that I'll suffer a fatal fall when I walk to my car tonight.

      So yes, forgive me if I don't put much faith in the theory developed by folks who aren't experts in the LHC's field so that they can make a very splashy story in the popular media, and by incredible coincidence help their ability to get grants because they're 'famous'.

    170. Re:Voodoo Science by fm6 · · Score: 1

      You keep coming up with analogies to ordinary accidents, and I keep trying to explain that the destruction of the planet is not an ordinary accident. Not gonna try again.

    171. Re:Voodoo Science by jeff4747 · · Score: 1

      You fail to realize that the destruction of the planet and my personal death are exactly the same thing to me.

    172. Re:Voodoo Science by fm6 · · Score: 1

      Sociopaths should really identify themselves as such before engaging in ethical arguments. In this case it would have saved me parsing all your silly nitpicking.

    173. Re:Voodoo Science by ppanon · · Score: 1

      I wasn't replying to goombah. I was replying to the AC.

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    174. Re:Voodoo Science by ppanon · · Score: 1

      I once wrote some formally verified code. No bugs in the code, no errors in my proof, and the damn thing still gave incorrect results.

      Well sure. There's that classic line from Knuth, "Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it."

      If nothing else, if you don't understand the requirements properly then it doesn't matter how well you've proved your code. That said, these are papers that are written by teams and undergo further peer review. So it's a little like extreme programming in that you get lots of people with different viewpoints looking at it and who together are more likely to catch problems.

      Of course that happens with writing regular physics papers too, but there has to be a different level of scrutiny when ALL these people realize that being wrong would mean the end of their lives, that of their relatives, and everyone else on Earth. Seriously, if you knew that was the penalty for releasing software with a major bug, don't you think you would be a lot more exhaustive about bug testing and QA than if your current job or even just a promotion or bonus was on the line?

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  2. To paraphrase Sledge Hammer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Trust us, we know what we're doing.

  3. Are they good for anything? by QuantumG · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Maybe I just like Romulans, but when I hear that the LHC will be making black holes I don't think about "woo, the earth is gunna get swallowed!" I wonder if there are any cool ways to use them for power generation.

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    1. Re:Are they good for anything? by TheMeuge · · Score: 5, Interesting

      There is.

      Matter being drawn into the black holes should be accelerated to damn close to the speed of light, and will emit massive amounts of gamma radiation, with a conversion rate that's higher than even fusion.

      If we could harness the energy of the gamma emissions around artificial black holes, we'd be have vast energy generating capability, without the pesky fast neutrons that most fusion reactions generate.

    2. Re:Are they good for anything? by EdZ · · Score: 0, Redundant

      If TV has taught us anything, we'll soon need Degeneracy Reactors to power our giant robots.

    3. Re:Are they good for anything? by setagllib · · Score: 3, Funny

      Great. Now in a matter of years we'll have hippies protesting abuse of Nature's Own Black Holes for generating power. It's not really sustainable energy if all the mass you add to the hole extends its event horizon. (Does it?)

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    4. Re:Are they good for anything? by AndersOSU · · Score: 1, Interesting

      true - but if you have a stable black hole you risk the chance of losing containment... which could be bad...

      If you have an unstable black hole you risk not feeding it enough and having it evaporate, or feeding it too much and having it become stable. If it evaporates you have to dedicate significant energy to getting another one going. I don't know what the energy balance would look like, but I'd think constantly having to pop new black holes would significantly decrease the effective conversion rate.

      If we had space ships in non-earth orbit, it would be a great idea, I'd rather not try to make a stable black hole that could collide with earth.

    5. Re:Are they good for anything? by aliquis · · Score: 3, Funny

      Just feed them the darkety kind and we'll never miss it.

    6. Re:Are they good for anything? by aliquis · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't see the problem, facts:

      1) We will all die some day.
      2) The solar system will stop working some day.

      So what's the problem? Sure it may kill us and all life on the planet, but does it really matter? We're screwed anyway.

    7. Re:Are they good for anything? by Chabo · · Score: 2, Funny

      The real problems come in when aliens from outside our space-time continuum try to harvest their young in your warp core, thinking it's a natural gravity well! Time starts doing some whacky stuff!

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    8. Re:Are they good for anything? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You need to read more science fiction.

    9. Re:Are they good for anything? by BobNET · · Score: 4, Funny

      true - but if you have a stable black hole you risk the chance of losing containment... which could be bad...

      I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean "bad"?

    10. Re:Are they good for anything? by Werthless5 · · Score: 1

      But you have to remember how much energy was required to produce that black hole. The LHC isn't exactly an efficient way of doing that.

      The starting mass of the black hole is based on the energy you put into colliding the particles, which you've already expended. I think it's dubious that you'd ever get out as much energy as you put into the creation of an artificial black hole, and that's assuming you could make it big enough to interact with anything, keep it in place and extract energy from it in an efficient way.

    11. Re:Are they good for anything? by Sentry21 · · Score: 1

      Great, now all we need to do is find some way to prevent the gravitational forces of the black hole from gobbling everything up, and prevent the black hole from evaporating due to the release of Hawking radiation, and do this all with less than the power that we'd get out of a black hole, and get enough power that the danger and complexity is worthwhile, and we're golden.

    12. Re:Are they good for anything? by spartin92 · · Score: 1

      Who would remember if we all died?

    13. Re:Are they good for anything? by stonecypher · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that doesn't actually start until you're close enough to the Schwartzschild radius that you're not going to be able to get the energy back out of said radiation in a meaningful way anyway. It's much more realistic to use the black hole's gravity at a distance to drive things through tidal forces.

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    14. Re:Are they good for anything? by Metasquares · · Score: 1

      I am not a physicist and I could easily be totally wrong about this, but from our (outside) perspective, wouldn't the matter never reach the event horizon? It should appear to freeze as it approaches, shouldn't it?

      Not that it would be a smart idea to try and retrieve it in any case.

    15. Re:Are they good for anything? by WindBourne · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Getting rid of our nuclear "waste" (which disregards the potential to use it for something useful, like an IFR)? Of course, I wonder if you feed it, will it grow and stay around? And suppose you do feed it, how does it collapse on itself and what happens to the matter that was feed it? Personally, I think this would be a REALLY cool experiment to do in about 50 years outside of the solar system.

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    16. Re:Are they good for anything? by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      I think the whole point of these micro-black-holes is that you can't feed them. They don't exist for long enough to eat anything.

      Which is why the LHC scientists think it is comical that people are worried.

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    17. Re:Are they good for anything? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if you have a stable black hole you risk the chance of losing containment... which could be bad...

      does this beg the question "how do you get containment of a black hole in the first place?", or did it merely raise the question?

    18. Re:Are they good for anything? by PPH · · Score: 1

      If I hear, "Feed me, Seymour!" I'm outa here!

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      Have gnu, will travel.
    19. Re:Are they good for anything? by Ginger+Unicorn · · Score: 1

      So why don't you shoot yourself in the head right now?

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    20. Re:Are they good for anything? by DMUTPeregrine · · Score: 1

      A stable black hole in earth orbit that fails containment will still be in earth orbit. It will have the same mass as the spaceship+black hole system before, just all be black hole.

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    21. Re:Are they good for anything? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This got me thinking is anyone able to tell me what would happen to a black hole taking in a certain amount matter and then introducing around the same amount of antimatter?

    22. Re:Are they good for anything? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      depends on the size of the black hole.

      the black holes being discussed regarding the LHC are so small, and atom is enough matter to dissolve them.

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    23. Re:Are they good for anything? by artor3 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Who would remember if we all died?

      The race of intelligent beings who, millions of years from now, finds a small black hole orbiting a star, with a flag on its moon.

      Honestly, if the human race has to end, that is exactly how I want us to go out.

    24. Re:Are they good for anything? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would only be accelerated quickly if it was falling toward the black hole from a great distance away. The best way of generating energy from a black hole would be to drop matter into a black hole small enough that it emits large quantities of Hawking radiation.

    25. Re:Are they good for anything? by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      But do we understand enough about black holes to start doing engineering on them? The impression I have is that our understanding of them is just barely beyond primitive theory. We think they will evaporate but that will really be a guess until we get some real world experience with them.

      This is why I think calculations which assume the black holes will evaporate are bogus.

    26. Re:Are they good for anything? by chelsel · · Score: 1

      mod parent hilarious!

    27. Re:Are they good for anything? by s1lhouette · · Score: 1

      IANAP (I AM NOT A PHYSICIST)
      But,

      There are some severe problems with this idea. For one, small black holes are believed to release a MASSIVE amount of radiation as they disintegrate. To maintain the black hole, you would have to provide an equal amount of energy (or mass). Do you see the problem yet. You can gain a lot of energy from the black hole, but no more than you put into its creation. I would compare this idea to damning up a crater, manually filling it with water and gathering hydro-electric energy from the dam. Yes you could get some power, but no more then you spent filling the crater.

      The only way that you could GET energy from the hole is if it were growing. I don't know how you feel about it, but i don't like the idea of an expanding black hole on the earth.

      Also, gamma radiation is no more enjoyable than pesky fast neutrons.

    28. Re:Are they good for anything? by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

      This is only true for large-scale black holes. We are colliding protons at the LHC, not stars. Any holes produced will be so small that normal matter cannot "fall" into it in the ordinary sense because they will be far smaller than a nucleus.

    29. Re:Are they good for anything? by Wes+Janson · · Score: 1

      The Clockwork Atom Bomb, by Dominic Green.

      http://www.theshortstory.org.uk/stories/downloads/green.pdf

      There are things conceivable out there that make thermonuclear weapons look like nice pleasant fireworks.

    30. Re:Are they good for anything? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) We will all die some day.

      But our children will live on.

      2) The solar system will stop working some day.

      By then, we will have found a way to move to a new one.

    31. Re:Are they good for anything? by vigmeister · · Score: 1

      Nature's Own Black Hole Abuse Mitigation Association?

      The acronym would be NOBHAMA. I somehow doubt hippies will be responsible for starting it :D

      Cheers!

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      Atheist: Buddhist in a Prius
    32. Re:Are they good for anything? by agendi · · Score: 1

      And maybe a hulk or two?

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    33. Re:Are they good for anything? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1a) Our children will all die some day.

      3) The universe will stop working some day.

    34. Re:Are they good for anything? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.

    35. Re:Are they good for anything? by j-beda · · Score: 1

      What do you mean "bad"?

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proton_pack#Crossing_the_Streams

      "Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light." --Egon Spengler on crossing proton streams

    36. Re:Are they good for anything? by aliquis · · Score: 1

      "Plausible" on the third alternative but yes, that's how I see it to. In the end we're screwed no matter what :D

      Why fight it? ;D

    37. Re:Are they good for anything? by twostix · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Honestly, if the human race has to end, that is exactly how I want us to go out."

      You or a handful of individuals anywhere don't get to choose that. It's unspeakably arrogant to even hold a fleeting thought that you do, and the real world and people in it otherwise known as the human race will smack you down the moment you attempt to apply it to real life.

      And it's for that very reason that large projects like the LHC come up against so much opposition. Fear of the unknown fueled by arrogant, juvenile, man-children spouting utter garbage like the above and reaffirming to the average man on the street the belief that the 'scientific community' is very much a separate group of crazies that can't be trusted to not kill everyone. Funnily the (majority) of scientists themselves are not the ones who talk this sort of rubbish, it's the hanger-ons, the zealots and the fanboys. But to the wider community it appears the same. In this thread alone at the moment it's about 50/50 scientific arguments vs rubbish like this.

      If you don't care about your own life that's fine. But don't expect the average man on the street to ever accept the risk of death to themselves and families for your particular cause.

    38. Re:Are they good for anything? by aliquis · · Score: 1

      Sometimes I wonder that to. I guess it's mostly because I think it would be rude against my mom/ancestors.

      And also I may be wrong.

    39. Re:Are they good for anything? by twostix · · Score: 1

      You forgot one fact: Slashdot is full of blow hards.

      So if I, while doing various chemical experiments in my garage, blow up my house and your house next door killing everyone in it, it's of no consequence because it's in the name of science and you were all going to die anyway? What if I just come in and shoot you all? Can I apply the same juvenile logic?

      "I don't see the problem, facts:

      1) You were all going to die some day.
      2) The solar system will stop working some day.

      So what's the problem? Sure it may kill you and all life in this house, but does it really matter? You're screwed anyway."

      How does that work? Or are you just an internet hero?

    40. Re:Are they good for anything? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. Who cares whether the LHC destroys us all? If it doesn't, then we're all going to have to wake up the next day and go to work, mow the lawn, or whatever other mundane crap we've been doing for the rest of our lives. If it DOES make a stable black hole that destroys the earth, I'm guessing that it will probably all be over quickly enough that we won't even know it's coming, let alone have time to worry about it. And then we'll all be gone and there will be nobody left to notice, care, or miss us.

    41. Re:Are they good for anything? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you for pretending to decide on my behalf about whether or not the continuance of MY life is meaningful.

      I hope you see it with the same perspective if, say, I ran over your son on my way to work because:

      1) We will all die some day.
      2) The solar system will stop working some day.

      So what's the problem? does it really matter? We're screwed anyway. Besides *I* really needed to get on time to work, you know?.

    42. Re:Are they good for anything? by MariusBoo · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      The colective "average man on the street" is a bunch of stupid animals.

    43. Re:Are they good for anything? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who would remember if we all died?

      The race of intelligent beings who, millions of years from now, finds a small black hole orbiting a star, with a flag on its moon.

      Honestly, if the human race has to end, that is exactly how I want us to go out.

      not to mention all the beings of that race who see this discovery on their Darwin Awards website.

    44. Re:Are they good for anything? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, the Hawkins radiation gives some of it back, though I don't know what the current theory is on the net effect when times goes towards infinity.

    45. Re:Are they good for anything? by D-Cypell · · Score: 1

      I still think that Bill Murray's response... "Ok... important safety tip... thanks Egon!", is one of the funniest lines of dialog in any movie that I have ever watched. Not so much for the line itself but Bill Murray is a master at the delivery of lines like this.

    46. Re:Are they good for anything? by mbkennel · · Score: 1

      ORLY? Added to the Galactic Epic Fail entry in the Hitchiker's Guide??

      "And on through the portholes on the right, you can see the remains of yet another civilization that didn't get that really nasty third-order super-relativistic neutrino gravity correction term right when it mattered. Lunch service begins in the main cabin shortly."

    47. Re:Are they good for anything? by u38cg · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Huh. Religion aside, a minor thing called entropy means the human race is screwed. Whether tomorrow, or in a million years, or in the seconds before atoms rip themselves apart, the human race is doomed. Sure, it's a problem neither you nor your kids will have to face up to, but it should give you pause for thought. To be born into consciousness is to win a lottery of unimaginable odds; why don't you take the gift given to you by a blind universe and do something a little worthwhile with it?

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    48. Re:Are they good for anything? by kramulous · · Score: 1

      Does that mean that we would have the entry:

      Whoops (interj): What the species would have said had they the time before collapsing on themselves and their inferior intellect.

      In that book thingy with large font printing 'Don\'t Panic'?

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    49. Re:Are they good for anything? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what's the problem? Sure it may kill us and all life on the planet, but does it really matter? We're screwed anyway.

      I can see where you're coming from, but your argument, in its current form, is nonsensical.

      Would you put a loaded gun to your head and pull the trigger? Why not - sure, it may kill you, but does it really matteer? You're screwed anyway.

      For that matter, would you go on a shooting spree and kill a bunch of others before you off yourself? Why not - does it really matter? They're screwed anyway.

      And so on - I hope you get the idea, and I hope you see the flaw in your reasoning.

    50. Re:Are they good for anything? by aliquis · · Score: 1

      It was philosophy, or something such :D

      In your case the problem is that the instinct of surviving and fighting on (mostly so you can have more children and their genes pass on..) may not be very reasonable or take the death of the solar system into the consideration. So people will still think that their or others death are injustice, no matter how useless and unimportant they may be.

      You and I got the instinct of trying to and wanting to survive, but it may not be logical and something we have decided because it makes sense.

    51. Re:Are they good for anything? by aliquis · · Score: 1

      I'm not so sure it would develop that fast in the beginning but I don't know how those things work.

      And yes, life is weird, I mean if I go to the cemetery and see all those 200 year old graves, all I can think of is "Who was that? Who gives a crap now?", it's kind of sad really. Everything we do and experience will be lost when we die and soon no-one will care about us at all.

      The only thing we can be proud of is that we have ancestors back to the beginning of life (unless it's started multiple times, because then we have it back to some of the very simple new life forms.) and if we get kids ourself our heritage will remain on the planet for some time more.

      But then what?

      Sure it may be sad to miss out on the experiences, but the as I said in the end they don't mean anything, and some of them will be bad or very bad to.

    52. Re:Are they good for anything? by aliquis · · Score: 1

      Flaw being illogical instincts vs mind.

    53. Re:Are they good for anything? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's impossible for a small black hole to swallow the earth. The Black Hole needs to swallow enough matter to sustain itself, which means we would have to find a way of feeding the Black Hole a massive amount of matter, or manipulating it to stay open. In either case, the system is set up to keep it open, not contained, and a failure of such system would make the black hole simply blink out of existence.

      People are freaking morons. We have Hadrons colliding all over the universe, we ALREADY KNOW THE OUTCOME. We just want to recreate a collision next to a big detector and look at stuff. This is not a new frontier, hadrons have been colliding for billions of years, and we already know they don't create any sort of sustainable black hole.

    54. Re:Are they good for anything? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about feeding the hippies with dark matter ?

    55. Re:Are they good for anything? by dissy · · Score: 1

      You or a handful of individuals anywhere don't get to choose that. It's unspeakably arrogant to even hold a fleeting thought that you do, and the real world and people in it otherwise known as the human race will smack you down the moment you attempt to apply it to real life.

      LOL
      wooosh!

    56. Re:Are they good for anything? by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      We're talking about tiny teeny sub-atomic singularities here. Even if they were big enough to attract matter fast enough to sustain themselves (which they won't be), we could drop a hundred of them into the planet, and it would still be here by the time the sun flickers out. In fact, they might keep our inheritors (I'm betting on the roaches) warm after that happens.

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    57. Re:Are they good for anything? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Based on my knowledge of Particle Physics, however limited that knowledge may be, I think it means that if containment of the "uber tiny" black hole was lost then it could, in theory, break the collider a little bit before evaporating due to its "uber tiny" size. In all honesty, I do not think a black hole the size of which the LHC could theoretically produce would be anywhere near large enough to do anything at all, besides possibly breaking the LHC.

    58. Re:Are they good for anything? by powerlord · · Score: 1

      To quote Serenity:
      Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
      Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Define "interesting".
      Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: [deadpan] Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?

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    59. Re:Are they good for anything? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you need a hug?

    60. Re:Are they good for anything? by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

      But don't expect the average man on the street to ever accept the risk of death to themselves and families for your particular cause.

      The average man risks the death of himself and his entire family on average once per day, each morning when they all get into their motor vehicle to be driven to work and school. No other daily activity in the history of man has ever carried so much risk, to so many, with so little thought given to it.

      The LHC simulates high energy collisions that occur every day in the upper atmosphere. It's never going to do anything that has not occurred, day after day, and night after night, whilst people lay sleeping safely in their beds, or lay dying painfully after a traffic accident.

      Admittedly, traffic accidents, no matter how tragic, will not sell as many media rags and advertisements as stories about giant black holes swallowing the earth (complete with artists conceptions and mass screams of terror), but the fact is, traffic accidents remain a real and probable danger to everyone. Black holes swallowing the earth however, remain in science fiction, along with time machines and Mr. Spock.

      Let's be honest here. LHC scaremongering has once, solitary reason for its existence. An irresponsible media, concerned more with advertising revenue than it is with the public interest. The gullible public is just that. Gullible. If they were told that the LHC was going to explode into a supernova instead of collapse into a black hole, they would have believed it all the same. Reason does not enter into the equation. Only idle minds, craving excitement in boring lives, willing to believe anything just to have something to gossip about.

      You can be a member of the gullible public. You can be, as you put it, a "arrogant, juvenile, man-child", uninterested in reason or rationality or the scientific method. Or, you can be a Responsible Mature Adult, and read up about the LHC. Educate yourself. Find out about the science. Discover what the scaremongering is all about, and then realise that it is just that, scaremongering. Just that, and only that.

      The LHC will never produce a black hole. No matter how hysterical people get about it.

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    61. Re:Are they good for anything? by bucky0 · · Score: 2, Informative

      From our perspective, the matter goes in. From the frame of the matter falling in, space-time is so warped that time starts to dilate really-really strongly as you approach a black hole.

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    62. Re:Are they good for anything? by Renegade+Iconoclast · · Score: 1

      Hey, look up there... uh, what the hell?

      Whoosh!

    63. Re:Are they good for anything? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      with a flag on its moon

      Six flags, actually.

      Holy crap, why hasn't anybody turned that into a theme park yet? Six Flags On the Moon. They'd make a mint!

    64. Re:Are they good for anything? by dwye · · Score: 1

      > Honestly, if the human race has to end, that is exactly how I want us to go out.

      Yes, as a winning (or losing) entry in the Pan-Galactic Darwin Awards Competition. Something towards which all the intergalactic equivalent of white trash can aspire.

    65. Re:Are they good for anything? by HuguesT · · Score: 1

      These calculation are probably not so bogus because they agree with basic thermodynamics. We think that even black holes have to obey thermodynamics.

      The Hawkins radiation mechanism is only a means to an end: the BH has to have a temperature. If you agree with this rather simple hypothesis then BH must evaporate.

    66. Re:Are they good for anything? by ErkDemon · · Score: 1
      The key word here would be "appear".

      The apparent position of the infallen matter is partly observer-dependent. If you're distant and stationary and non-accelerating, you see the infallen matter appearing to accumulate as a shell whose location appears to converge on but never quite reach the event horizon. But if you allow yourself to freefall into the hole, you see that earlier matter to be falling in, in front of you.

    67. Re:Are they good for anything? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd suspect that this idea may be off a bit. You've got to consider the mass involved in a black hole of this size. It doesn't really have enough to actually draw matter into it. No more than a crumb trapped in your keyboard would draw you into it. Rather, it will need to be isolated by some method (lasers or magnets) and have matter injected into it by a particle beam. Now you're probably thinking, isn't that what the LHC is? I'd suppose so (on the magnets and particles part). But perhaps the equipment for containing and maintaining the black hole after it is made could be much smaller (portable even?) than the LHC and may get a net energy gain rather than loss. But if the black hole fizzles out from lack of feed matter, you'd probably have to go back to the LHC for a replacement.

      But I think if you could feed a stream of either negative or positive particles, and if the black hole maintained the net charge of whatever was put in, that would be pretty neat too. It might make a neat sort of unusual super-capacitor. Or if a micro black hole does enough bending of space around it, perhaps you could build a Kerr tunnel by making electrically charged black holes orbit your spaceship with a powerful magnetic field. If you can use this to make a vortex which produces a differential tensor in space, perhaps warp-drive isn't too far off? So yeah, I am with you on the cool-factor part.

    68. Re:Are they good for anything? by AndersOSU · · Score: 1

      yes.
      until the orbit decayed.
      which might happen sooner than we might like.

    69. Re:Are they good for anything? by AndersOSU · · Score: 1

      if you can't feed the black hole, it can't produce energy.
      if you can feed the black hole, that means upon losing containment it will grow exponentially with a non-trivial initial growth rate.

  4. Red Title? by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 1

    Why was this tagged "redtitle"? I've seen people mention red titles several times but never have titles looked any different from normal ones.

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  5. What is the probability... by collinstocks · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...that these researchers are wrong about the probability that the other researchers are wrong?

    1. Re:What is the probability... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      ...that these researchers are wrong about the probability that the other researchers are wrong?

      1 in 1000. But only if they are right. If so the probability is zero. If they are wrong then its obviously 1. In any case, 42 seems like a good number for this type of question...

    2. Re:What is the probability... by CaptainPatent · · Score: 1

      It depends on the probability that the researches researching the research being researched are wrong.

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  6. Grandstanding.. by Matheus · · Score: 1, Insightful

    It's not like they actually showed an error in the calculations or showed any proof of danger.

    This is a bunch of bored brains saying that on the basis of pure statistics: If one in 10,000 papers have an error in them then the probability of this paper having an error in it is 1 in 10,000 ergo any claim must be degraded by 10^-4?

    They should be spending their valuable time actually checking the facts and figures and coming up with some real conclusions not some abstract theory on the reliability of scientific calculations..

    1. Re:Grandstanding.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That, or churning out faulty papers to statistically reduce the risk that the LHC will consume us all.

    2. Re:Grandstanding.. by NewbieProgrammerMan · · Score: 1

      They should be spending their valuable time actually checking the facts and figures and coming up with some real conclusions not some abstract theory on the reliability of scientific calculations..

      I think I can guess why they're not off doing their own analysis of LHC safety: they probably don't have the skills necessary to do so. Contrary to the summary's assertion that they are "physicists", only one appears to be an actual physicist; it's not clear how much she might know about particle physics or black holes. The others are a philosophy PhD student with a little bit of a science/math background, and a futurist with a PhD in computational neuroscience.

      They might have some kind of point (I don't know enough about risk assessment to tell, really), but I just thought it was quite misleading to cast this as three Oxford physicists with an actual criticism of the LHC safety analysis.

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  7. My first thought from reading this by Reapman · · Score: 3, Interesting

    My first thought from reading the summary is that essentially we're at a point in technology or whatever that we could, POSSIBLY, destroy the planet in a literal sense. That's a scary thought, especially if you think what we'll be capable in a hundred years from now.

    I STILL don't think the LHC will kill us all but the fact we're debating it says something.

    1. Re:My first thought from reading this by Xtravar · · Score: 5, Funny

      I STILL don't think the LHC will kill us all but the fact we're debating it says something.

      I don't know what you're trying to imply here.

      People are still debating evolution.

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    2. Re:My first thought from reading this by thenewguy001 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      We've been able to destroy the entire surface of the planet many times over for decades now, ever since the nuclear arms race with the Soviets. It doesn't really matter whether the surface is destroyed or the entire planet. We're just as screwed.

      With Iran having secured the technologies to enrich uranium for manufacturing nukes, I dare say the probability of a nuclear world war wiping out humanity is a hell of a lot more likely than the LHC destroying the planet.

    3. Re:My first thought from reading this by cyphercell · · Score: 1

      Before the first atomic (hydrogen?) bomb was detonated there was concern that the reaction would not stop. Hmm, maybe if we use the little black holes for missile defense you know, use them to shoot nukes just as they detonate would they absorb the explosion?

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    4. Re:My first thought from reading this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      people are still debating whether there really was a lunar landing.

    5. Re:My first thought from reading this by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      we're at a point in technology or whatever that we could, POSSIBLY, destroy the planet in a literal sense

      We reached that point over sixty years ago -- during the Manhattan Project, there was thought to be a possibility that the first atomic detonation would start a runaway fusion reaction in the atmosphere. If that had happened ... well, okay, the planet itself would still be here, but it would be a sterile rock, which is close enough to "destroyed in a literal sense" from a human perspective. They knew the risk was there, but they didn't let it stop them then, and we shouldn't let it stop us now.

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    6. Re:My first thought from reading this by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      I STILL don't think the LHC will kill us all but the fact we're debating it says something.

      It says that there are STILL people trying foil my evil plan to create a giant, planet-sucking blackhole by controlling the minds of the LHC scientists! Curses!

    7. Re:My first thought from reading this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      People are. Nobody who actually knows something about the subject is debating evolution.

    8. Re:My first thought from reading this by Thiez · · Score: 5, Insightful

      > I STILL don't think the LHC will kill us all but the fact we're debating it says something.

      Yes, it says that people are easily scared by things they do not understand. See also: wireless, mobile phones, things that have a 'chemical' smell... Ask some random people what would happen if the sun were to be replaced instantaneously by a black hole with a mass equal to that of the sun (moving in the same direction as the sun with the same speed, etc). Most people will reply that the earth would get 'sucked' in the black hole... if you don't even understand gravity you have no place in a debate concerning the LHC.

      Everyone is entitled to an _informed_ opinion.

    9. Re:My first thought from reading this by bogado · · Score: 1

      People used to believe that incantations could summon gods or demons (or what ever) that were able to destroy the world. The fact that those people believed that didn't make it more real.

      The main argument to why the LHC will not destroy anything is very simple indeed. No machine human made collisions with that amount of energy don't mean that those don't happen naturally.

      In fact collisions with even more energy happen naturally and frequently, it just happen that we don't have huge detectors to measure them when they happen.

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    10. Re:My first thought from reading this by Chabo · · Score: 1

      The thing that really gets me is that people debate the first moon landing all the time, with Apollo 11.

      Have you ever heard anyone try to deny that Apollo 12, 14, 15, 16, or 17 landed on the moon?

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    11. Re:My first thought from reading this by Reapman · · Score: 1

      I don't think it should be stopped, I even said I don't think it's going to kill us all. I find it interesting from a purely what-if standpoint. Like I said this was just my initial thought I had while reading it. In 50 Years we've gone from "zomg we might irradiate the entire earth" to "zomg swallow us in a blackhole".. in a 100 years I wonder what we'll be "zomg..." about. That's all I meant really.

    12. Re:My first thought from reading this by gluefish · · Score: 3, Interesting

      SF Idea: Finding that ALL the black holes spawned by civilizations that were eaten up by them after experimenting with supercolliders ...that black holes are nature's cure to civilization

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    13. Re:My first thought from reading this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everyone is entitled to an opinion, informed or otherwise.

      They are not entitled to you (or any given person/organization) paying any attention.

      (I know, picking nits...)

    14. Re:My first thought from reading this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The gravity of a black hole swallowing earth is drawing dense people to the debate.

    15. Re:My first thought from reading this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      we're at a point in technology or whatever that we could, POSSIBLY, destroy the planet in a literal sense.

      Well that is a claim made by some people, there is really no reason to believe they are right. On one hand you have people saying that it could destroy the world, on the other hand you have people saying that isn't possible. The people saying it isn't possible are much more likely to be right. They are also the people who know the most about what they are talking about.

    16. Re:My first thought from reading this by nmb3000 · · Score: 1

      My first thought from reading the summary is that essentially we're at a point in technology or whatever that we could, POSSIBLY, destroy the planet in a literal sense

      I came across this site some time ago and found it well written and pretty interesting (especially in a mad scientist sort of way). Assuming you're not one of the "wusses whose aim is merely to wipe out humanity", I'm not sure we really do have the tech to destroy the planet "in a literal sense."

      Too bad :(

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    17. Re:My first thought from reading this by s1lhouette · · Score: 5, Funny

      I am sorry, The THEORY of evolution and the THEORY of creation both imply that I am somehow related to the people who make LOL cats and I just can not accept that. I CAN NOT accept that.

    18. Re:My first thought from reading this by qw0ntum · · Score: 1

      Extend that: everyone is entitled to an opinion, but they are not entitled to their own facts.

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    19. Re:My first thought from reading this by yancey · · Score: 2, Funny

      It makes me shiver just to think about it.

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    20. Re:My first thought from reading this by syousef · · Score: 1

      I STILL don't think the LHC will kill us all but the fact we're debating it says something.

      People are still debating evolution.

      Hell the flat earth society is still debating the shape of the earth despite an abundance of evidence to the contrary. Anything can be debated, especially when you're willing to ignore the facts, twist the truth, and push your agenda

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    21. Re:My first thought from reading this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I imagine it would get pretty fucking dark and cold.

    22. Re:My first thought from reading this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You like to gamble, huh? Well some of us don't. You can only roll the dice so many times before you run out of luck. A better way to go about it is to prove, with 100% certainty, that the Earth will not be destroyed beforehand.

    23. Re:My first thought from reading this by terjeber · · Score: 1

      Just for the record, there is no theory of creation. In science the concept of "theory" has a specific meaning, and currently there are no other theories than evolution. Creation is conjecture only and until it is developed into a theory it can safely be ignored.

    24. Re:My first thought from reading this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With Iran having secured the technologies to enrich uranium for manufacturing nukes, I dare say the probability of a nuclear world war wiping out humanity is a hell of a lot more likely than the LHC destroying the planet.

      Iran is not the bogeyman. Iran has shown a tendency toward democratic rule despite corrupting oil profits (c.f. Alaska) and meddling by the U.S. They also have not been particularly aggressive. Their president is a civil engineer.

      Israel on the other hand regularly attacks its neighbors and occasionally its allies and the U.N.

      Ok sure this is offtopic, but I'm tired of this fox news-style demonizing Iran. Iran getting nukes could even be a net positive by keeping Israel in check.

    25. Re:My first thought from reading this by Reapman · · Score: 1

      Now this looks interesting, however it appears we are too late. We've already lost the Earth once, back in Sept. Sad :( Mostly harmless indeed.

    26. Re:My first thought from reading this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except, back then, they could have said, "If we don't do it, they'll do it before us!" meaning Nazi Germany, who was known to have begun experiments with it. Now... do we have as good of a reason to keep going in the face of this possibility?

      Not to say I think it's going to happen. I just see a small flaw in comparing the two.

    27. Re:My first thought from reading this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > if you don't even understand gravity you have no place in a debate concerning the LHC.
      What I don't understand is why my arguments keep falling to the ground.

    28. Re:My first thought from reading this by Hao+Wu · · Score: 1

      Everyone is entitled to an _informed_ opinion.

      Like everyone is entitled to vote "responsibly". To speak "thoughtfully". To privacy "within reason".

      "Muriel, reading over the Seven Commandments to herself, noticed that there was yet another of them which the animals had remembered wrong. They had thought the Fifth Commandment was 'No animal shall drink alcohol,' but there were two words that they had forgotten.

      Actually the Commandment read: 'No animal shall drink alcohol TO EXCESS.'"

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    29. Re:My first thought from reading this by Dracophile · · Score: 1

      Everyone is entitled to an _informed_ opinion.

      Everyone is entitled to an opinion. Everyone is entitled to all the opprobrium an ill-informed opinion earns them.

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    30. Re:My first thought from reading this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See also: wireless, mobile phones, things that have a 'chemical' smell...

      On rare occasion, intuition does get it right, on things that should've been scientifically tested years ago.

      PVC shower curtains release harmful chemicals

    31. Re:My first thought from reading this by Thiez · · Score: 1

      > On rare occasion, intuition does get it right, on things that should've been scientifically tested years ago.

      True, then again, when you are afraid of everything you're guaranteed to be 'right' sometimes.

    32. Re:My first thought from reading this by Asic+Eng · · Score: 1

      I think you are conflating constitutional or human rights with rules of polite society. In essence the GP asks people to learn about a subject before voicing an opinion about it - nowhere does he indicate that he wants the US constitution changed to accomplish that. He is as much entitled to ask for that behaviour as others are entitled to ignore his request.

    33. Re:My first thought from reading this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just to take a stab at it... Yellow Sun replaced with Black Hole Sun:

      The world would get dark, and very cold starting in about 7 minutes.

      Nuclear power advocates could finally shut up the solar power advocates.

      No more Northern Lights?

      No more photosynthesis, we all freeze well before we suffocate.

    34. Re:My first thought from reading this by ErkDemon · · Score: 1
      Actually, lots of people who know something about evolution are still debating some of the more interesting details.

      It seems that "vanilla" DNA gene-inheritance isn't the whole story. There's also maternal immune-system response inheritance, maternal mitochondrial genetic material, various "genetic switch" settings that seem to be heritable, and so on. Did you know that your cells are supposed to sometimes "remember" which parent a given gene came from, and "play" it differently as a result?

      There's all sorts of fascinating "small print" relating to heritability and gene expression that's still being uncovered. Epigenetics is a fascinating field.

  8. If lovin' you is wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't wanna be right...

  9. So... by Rorschach1 · · Score: 0

    If I say "There's no danger here because higher energy interactions happen naturally all the time", there's maybe a 1 in 3 chance I'm wrong. (Hey, I'm no physicist, right?) So that means my argument is invalidated and can't be considered more than a 1 in 3 chance that the world won't end?

    I'm also no statistician, but I don't think that's right.

    (But I there's probably at least a 1 in 3 chance I'm wrong about that, too.)

  10. Somebody tell Kurzweil! by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

    The Singularity is coming!

    1. Re:Somebody tell Kurzweil! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      However it's the kind of singularity he was hoping for.

  11. ObUserFriendly by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 3, Funny
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    1. Re:ObUserFriendly by Chabo · · Score: 1

      Wow, that summed up my position on the debate so concisely!

      The very reason for experimentation is precisely because we don't know what will happen.

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  12. Re:Red Title? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Red title means it's hot off the press, so to speak. Why people want to tag it as such is beyond me.

  13. Re:Red Title? by ampathee · · Score: 1

    It briefly had a red title. Not sure what that indicated though - perhaps that there were no comments?

  14. Does it really matter? by A+Commentor · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Either they are right (the LHC is safe), and nothing happens. Or they are wrong, and no one is left to say anything about them being wrong.... ;-)

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    1. Re:Does it really matter? by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Not only doe sit not matter, but there *is* no matter (and won't be any matter afterwards) if the blackhole accident happens... ;)

    2. Re:Does it really matter? by TheKidWho · · Score: 1

      If it does create a planet eating black hole, we will be dead before we know it.

      Or maybe it will take years to develop and we'll have a good incentive to start colonizing space asap?

      If the Earth were eaten by a black hole, the moon and satellites would orbit at the same exact spot forever almost.

  15. "That isn't right" by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "It isn't even wrong..."

    What if they are so far off, that not only do they not produce black holes, they do nothing, but dim the lights in Switzerland?

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    1. Re:"That isn't right" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um. Isn't that exactly what many scientists are predicting?

    2. Re:"That isn't right" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoa, pretty cool light switch huh? I mean

  16. Meh.... not really a problem by zappepcs · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The purpose of the LHC is noble, and results could be what we need to get off this rock and really dominate the galaxy. If they destroy the Earth... meh, it was a good try. Maybe next time.

    1. Re:Meh.... not really a problem by Krater76 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe that's why we haven't met any aliens. The alien societies all get to the point where they develop their versions of the LHC and annihilate themselves due to an underestimation of the consequences.

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    2. Re:Meh.... not really a problem by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      we need to get off this rock and really dominate the galaxy.

      Sky Marshal Dienes: We must meet this threat with our courage, our valor, indeed with our very lives to ensure that human civilization, not insect, dominates this galaxy *now and always*!

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      You can't take the sky from me...

    3. Re:Meh.... not really a problem by yancey · · Score: 1

      Perhaps, but statistically one of those must eventually make a mistake and actually get past that level of technology.

      --
      Ouch! The truth hurts!
    4. Re:Meh.... not really a problem by bky1701 · · Score: 1

      Or maybe the overestimated them and never attached the technology to leave their planet before it got destroyed by overpopulation/meteor/star-death. Your argument is the worst kind of trying to argue causation from correlation: because something not even related to [subject] ISN'T true, [subject] must be true.

      It's much more likely that FTL isn't possible (in which case there could be life in half the galaxy and we'd probably never know), or life is just really, really rare. Or maybe dimensional travel is easier than FTL. Aliens blowing themselves up with a LHC clone isn't even on the list of possibilities IMO.

    5. Re:Meh.... not really a problem by twostix · · Score: 0, Troll

      I'll bet my life savings that you wouldn't be so gung-ho if it actually really happened.

      But keep up the facade, obviously you've fooled a few people to get to +5.

      It's that sort of bullshit arrogant 'superior to the dirty masses I don't care about life, science at any cost' juvenile attitude that feeds the anti-science movement in the wider population. Especially concerning the LHC.

      Of course it's completely fake and you just like the dirty uneducated masses hold onto your own insignificant life as vigorously as you can.

      There's people here arguing and showing the science and using rational discourse to display why the LHC is not and will not be a problem. That is the correct way. It maybe slow, it maybe tedious and difficult but it's the high ground and will work to keep the wider population at ease.

      Telling everyone you're happy for them to all die because you want to advance *your* cause and don't care about your own life is the incorrect way. It's the religious zealots way, and the average person doesn't appreciate being told that they and their families may die for something that's really not that important to them they but should be happy about it because it's for someone elses 'greater cause'.

      That's called religion.

    6. Re:Meh.... not really a problem by zappepcs · · Score: 1

      Let me be the first, if not one of many, to tell you that your attitude needs wiping with a bit of toilet paper. The arguments for or against the continued use of the LHC are all talking about risk, some high, some low. Either way, it's risk. To that risk, I say meh. Statistically speaking, each of us could be one of the three people that will be struck dead by a bus in tomorrow's morning rush hour.

      FEAR should not be what guides you in doing or not doing anything in your life. Attainment should be. What do we attain or not attain in continued use of the LHC? What do I attain or not attain in physically subduing an armed attacker? You see, there is a difference, whether you realize it or not. I say that risks are not that high even if said LHC devours this entire section of the Galaxy in a man made black hole. It will have been our greatest creation ever! period!

      You go ahead with your rational discourse, I'm going to stick with logical discourse. It is just as likely that the LHC will show us nothing new, and amount to something less than a productive use of time and resources.

      BTW, Donate your life savings the The Campaign For Liberty post haste. If I die tomorrow, I attain nothing, but if I oppose the LHC and prevent it's use, I fail to attain the chance at some very wonderful things. So, yes, I remain gung-ho with zero regard for whether the slim chance of destruction happens or not. Furthermore, I fart in your general direction.

    7. Re:Meh.... not really a problem by Wraithlyn · · Score: 1

      Indeed... Potential solution #2 to Fermi's Paradox.

      --
      "Mind, as manifested by the capacity to make choices, is to some extent present in every electron." -Freeman Dyson
    8. Re:Meh.... not really a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So that's why matter in the universe is not distributed evenly!! It was so in the beginning, until those pesky aliens began blowing themselves in true vacuum bubbles

    9. Re:Meh.... not really a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Won't somebody please think of the aliens?

    10. Re:Meh.... not really a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there won't be a next time if you destroy all your resources . good try my ass.

    11. Re:Meh.... not really a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally, I'm hoping for the black holes. Old and grumpy as I am I think it would be a welcome improvement to the world.

    12. Re:Meh.... not really a problem by zappepcs · · Score: 1

      I don't hope one way or the other... if good comes of it, hooray for LHC. If it devours the galaxy in a big sucking sound with a black hole... game over, man! At that point it really won't matter anymore what people think. Such is life. Sometimes I wonder why the religious wouldn't just be glad to 'be in a better place' sooner? Truthfully, I think it will operate for some years, some discoveries will be made, and life will go on; perhaps with some new gadgets that were not possible without the information found at the LHC.

  17. So the fact that there's no published figure by Werthless5 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Means that there is a much greater than zero probability? Sorry, either the paper is wrong or your interpretation of it is wrong. Publishing a probability is not a determination of that probability.

    There is no published figure regarding the probability of your computer turning into chocolate pudding before it reaches warranty. The probability is still approximately zero despite that.

    The probability of a black hole at the LHC swallowing the Earth is approximately zero, and it doesn't matter how many sensationalist journalists try to misconstrue real science in an effort to drum up sales.

    1. Re:So the fact that there's no published figure by dangitman · · Score: 1

      There is no published figure regarding the probability of your computer turning into chocolate pudding before it reaches warranty. The probability is still approximately zero despite that.

      So, you're saying it's a virtual impossibility. Therefore it must be a finite probability.

      --
      ... and then they built the supercollider.
    2. Re:So the fact that there's no published figure by Werthless5 · · Score: 1

      Everything has a finite probability. There is a finite probability that I'll teleport across the room the next time that I want a coffee break. It's a virtual impossibility, but it has a finite probability.

      A better example is using thermodynamics. There's a finite probability that all of the oxygen in a room clumps up in one corner of the room. It's still a probability that is approximately zero.

      10^-999999999999 is a finite number, but it still may as well be 0

    3. Re:So the fact that there's no published figure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > There is no published figure regarding the probability of your computer turning into chocolate pudding before it reaches warranty
      There needs to be.
      I want to know so i can make sure to buy computer X if it is going to become a chocolate pudding before my warranty goes.

      Actually wait, that is bad, now i would have to decide on getting a free repair or a yummy chocolate pudding!
      OH GOD, THE HORROR!

    4. Re:So the fact that there's no published figure by CorporateSuit · · Score: 1

      The probability of a black hole at the LHC swallowing the Earth is approximately zero

      You seem awfully sure about yourself for someone who listens to someone who's built a machine that, by purpose, is suppose to smash particles together at never-before-seen energies because they have no idea of what will happen when they do such. Do you always act so pompously when you, by the very nature of what you are trying to stand up for, stand on uncertain ground?

      I suppose since they all wear white lab coats, have shiny degrees, and hundreds of millions of dollars that when they say "We don't know what will happen when we attempt to create dark matter -- something we hardly know anything about, but if we do, we KNOW it will be completely under our control!" that you willingly blind yourself to the glaring contradictions between their assurances and their purposes, and will call any man stupid who would dare question the almighty labcoats!

      I sure as hell don't think LHC is going to destroy the world, but I'd be an enormous dumbass if I accepted the assurance of someone who has just dropped crazy millions into an oversized centrifuge who admits they don't know what the hell is going to happen when it starts going. In fact, I'd be stupid to believe in anything that's had the same amounts of money and time invested into it that has yet to show its first result.

      --
      I am the richest astronaut ever to win the superbowl.
    5. Re:So the fact that there's no published figure by strawberryutopia · · Score: 1

      What we need now is a nice hot cup of tea. That should go well with the chocolate pudding.

      --
      I'm a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar...
      -Lucy-
    6. Re:So the fact that there's no published figure by arthurpaliden · · Score: 2, Informative

      "never-before-seen energies" .. actually what is happening right now way up in the atmosphere is happening at energies much greater that the LHC can generate.

    7. Re:So the fact that there's no published figure by yancey · · Score: 1

      As I've heard it said before, "There is an infinitesimally small but non-zero chance."

      --
      Ouch! The truth hurts!
    8. Re:So the fact that there's no published figure by Werthless5 · · Score: 1

      "never-before-seen" is inaccurate: in man-made colliders that's true, but nature has been making collisions at energies several orders of magnitude greater than this since the beginning of time. By comparison, what we're doing at the LHC is commonplace.

      You may ask why we need to build a collider at all, but it's because detecting such high energy particle collisions is made easier if you build your own. This way you know exactly where the collisions are occurring, the center of mass energy, and you can construct your detector appropriately.

      Having done the math, read the papers, and attended the seminars, I'm confident that the LHC will do nothing more than what nature hasn't done already. If there was any chance of the LHC destroying the world, we wouldn't be having this conversation today. There are countless very real, very carefully conducted studies and experiments, some of which were even contributed by the astronomy community, indicating approximately 0 chance of the LHC destroying the world. The same studies were conducted when we built the Tevatron, and the same concerns were raised; we don't KNOW what will happen, but we're almost 100% certain that it won't be bad.

      That's the difference between you and I. Whereas you are completely certain that I lack expertise on the subject and "blinded" myself to logic, I'm at least willing to admit that nothing in life is a complete certainty. The only certain things in life are death and taxes.

      And please don't compare the LHC to a centrifuge. The LHC is as much like a centrifuge as a NASCAR track.

      In summary: Take your ignorant self-righteousness elsewhere. Your assumption that I'm listening to LHC physicists, my colleagues, because they "wear lab coats" (which isn't even true) is not only insulting but outright moronic.

      I don't even know what else to say. Your response was just so... stupid. It's wise to ask questions, but to ignore evidence? You were clearly given a large brain by mistake.

    9. Re:So the fact that there's no published figure by Werthless5 · · Score: 1

      Your claim of a monetary conflict in interest is completely illogical. Even if the experiment cost trillions of dollars, if it had a decent chance of destroying the world it would never be activated. Your life's work is meaningless if the world is destroyed by it.

    10. Re:So the fact that there's no published figure by bucky0 · · Score: 1

      The earth is struck by 14 million particles every second with energies 1000 times greater than the LHC can produce. A significant fraction of those particles exceed 1,000,000x the energy of the LHC.

      This has been happening for the past several billion years.

      Excuse me if I'm not worried about a machine that will produce a) less particles/second than are striking the earth b) _severely_ less energy per particle.

      It's not hubris on my part, it's just statistics. If there were something bad that could happen from high-energy particles, it would've happened by now.

      --

      -Bucky
    11. Re:So the fact that there's no published figure by Renegade+Iconoclast · · Score: 1

      Every time you try to grab a doorknob, there is a finite probability that your hand will pass through it, instead.

      How many times has it happened?

  18. Something here is flawed by squoozer · · Score: 4, Informative

    and I don't think it's the assurance that the LHC won't produce black holes that swallow the earth. There reason the whole LHC black hole rubbish is dismissed out of hand is simply because we have already obvesrved particles colliding with much higher energies than the LHC can produce and they didn't form black holes. Where did we observe these collions - in earth atmosphere. We built the LHC so that we could study the collisions in a controlled manner not because they are of particularl high energy.

    --
    I used to have a better sig but it broke.
    1. Re:Something here is flawed by CorporateSuit · · Score: 0

      There reason the whole LHC black hole rubbish is dismissed out of hand is simply because we have already obvesrved particles colliding with much higher energies than the LHC can produce and they didn't form black holes

      No we haven't. That's why we built the LHC.

      --
      I am the richest astronaut ever to win the superbowl.
    2. Re:Something here is flawed by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 4, Informative

      High energy cosmic rays dwarf what LHC can do. LHC was built, not because it produces higher energy particles than these cosmic rays, but because it produces high energy particles on demand.

      --
      Doesn't it make you feel good to know that our freedoms are protected by politicans, lawyers and journalists.
    3. Re:Something here is flawed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So I'm supposed to depend on a Wikipedia article to explain to me why the LHC is safe? No thanks.

    4. Re:Something here is flawed by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1

      If the universe, to you, is no bigger than the links you can access with one click, then that's your problem.

      --
      Doesn't it make you feel good to know that our freedoms are protected by politicans, lawyers and journalists.
    5. Re:Something here is flawed by CorporateSuit · · Score: 1

      High energy cosmic rays dwarf what LHC can do. LHC was built, not because it produces higher energy particles than these cosmic rays, but because it produces high energy particles on demand.

      You avoid the point that some dumbass modded down because he was too stupid to actually read up on the LHC. It's like you all drank some crazy bullshit-flavored kool-aid and forgot everything ever explained or written about the LHC that's older than 3 months. It was built to simulate or recreate the big bang. It was built to observe the collision of particles we have not yet been able to observe. It was built to collide particles at unnatural energies (in comparison to our current universe). Quit trying to paint new targets on the hardware as attempts to quiet criticism. People with an attention span longer than a goldfish's can see you're full of it, even if You only started hearing about the LHC since last year.

      --
      I am the richest astronaut ever to win the superbowl.
  19. Word twisting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because using chance as scientific basis for disaster has always been accepted in the scientific community for trying to prove something wrong. FUD tactics at it's best.

  20. This is dumb as shit. by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Opponent: Oh crap, you're whacking things together, it could destroy the earth, crazy scary technology we don't understand!

    Proponent: That could never happen.

    Opponent: OMG yes it could you don't know wtf you only have studied this shit your whole life you're not a sane normal rational person like the boys in Alabama!

    Proponent: Look, we've done tons of calculations; we've compared this against real-world natural occurrences; we've considered the number of times the conditions we've come up with have occurred in our lifetimes, and it's huge. We're just scaling it down to a laboratory level so we can observe it in a controlled environment. It can't break anything.

    Opponent: BUT YOU COULD BE WRONG!!!!

    1. Re:This is dumb as shit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Anonymous bystander: If proponent is wrong, we won't live long enough to know. If he's right, opponent is labeled a dummy forever.

    2. Re:This is dumb as shit. by MartinSchou · · Score: 1

      Opponent: BUT YOU COULD BE WRONG!!!!

      Proponent: But so could you.
      Opponent: But me being wrong doesn't make the earth dissapear.
      Proponent: You could be wrong about that too.

    3. Re:This is dumb as shit. by patcpong · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Mm.. I don't want to sound like a troll, and definitely not to give my support to TFA, but the opponent in your rhetorical argument actually brings up a good point. "But you could be wrong" should always be considered. The current financial crisis came about, in part, because of not enough people with a lot of money thought (or cared...) to ask "but what if I'm/we're/they're wrong?".

      Of course I don't mean that the LHC should shut down or any number of risky scientific endeavors should not be undertaken; the benefits almost certainly outweigh the risks. And I certainly have no idea whether the calculations done to show the LHC is safe or unsafe were rigorously done. I'm just pointing out that, hey, doubt and questioning have their place in rigorous science and shouldn't always be brushed away as fear and ignorance by the masses. Even scientists can get caught up in their own enthusiasm for a project.

    4. Re:This is dumb as shit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are right in that there is a big element of ignorant hysteria here.

      But you just do not know what will happen for sure.

    5. Re:This is dumb as shit. by arthurpaliden · · Score: 1

      Even if this thing created a thousand micro black holes the sun would go nova before we would notice any real decay ? in the earths mass.

    6. Re:This is dumb as shit. by khallow · · Score: 1

      But you just do not know what will happen for sure.

      If we knew for sure, it wouldn't be worth building the LHC.

    7. Re:This is dumb as shit. by ion.simon.c · · Score: 1

      "All the more reason to shut it down!", the dumb-ass redneck opponent would say.

    8. Re:This is dumb as shit. by dbIII · · Score: 1
      The attitude is not only dumb also shows immense hubris. Step back and look at it from a different perspective - we have something powered by less energy than a tornado let alone a hurricane, volcano etc yet people are saying it will destroy the world. Scientists are not some sort of evil Gods with vast cosmic powers, a single volcano dwarfs the best efforts at desctruction but a vast amount so how are we really going to make enough of a difference to destroy the world?

      As many people here know, this entire experiment is to recreate the sort of stuff that is already happening within the atmosphere but just not at a time and place where we can watch it. The hard bit is to convince those that are in a closed loop of technofear and will not trust anyone apart from those of the same beliefs. The cults that rejected an educated clergy and now reject education are dragging this stuff from the tinfoil hat fringe towards the mainstream.

    9. Re:This is dumb as shit. by ion.simon.c · · Score: 1

      "If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research."

    10. Re:This is dumb as shit. by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Scott Adams, is that you?

    11. Re:This is dumb as shit. by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      The problem is that the "critical flaw" TFA is pointing out is that, occasionally, scientists are wrong. Since we don't have a 100% chance of being 100% correct, there is absolutely no method with which to say that it's safe to do... anything. We should just give up on all things and walk away.

      It's the same argument as saying cell phones are safe, and someone comes back and says "but you might be wrong! 50 more years of exposure could sterilize EVERY creature on the planet and then in another generation this world would be barren of life!" These are also the same sort of people that believe it's absolutely critical to consider the strong possibility that Jesus will come tomorrow to pass judgment on all. Every. Day.

    12. Re:This is dumb as shit. by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      I read "Less energy than a tomato" at first, the analogy was funny.

    13. Re:This is dumb as shit. by TexVex · · Score: 1

      If the Earth suddenly became a black hole, its mass wouldn't change. It would just occupy a lot less space all of a sudden.

      --
      Fun with Anagarams! LADS HOST, SHALT DOS. HAS DOLTS. AD SLOTHS, HATS SOLD. ASS HO, LTD.
    14. Re:This is dumb as shit. by SethJohnson · · Score: 1

      we have something powered by less energy than a tornado let alone a hurricane, volcano etc yet people are saying it will destroy the world.

      Your comparison to natural forces is skewed. Tornados don't create black holes because the energy is unfocused. If you were to channel the full energy of a tornado to propel two single atoms directly at one another, you'd have a more dramatic result than a series of 2" x 4" planks protruding from a tree.

      To create diamonds naturally, it takes the weight (pressure) of 75+ miles of the Earth's crust to bear upon Carbon atoms. The Russians invented a machine that accomplishes the same thing in the form-factor of a washing machine to produce 2-3 carat diamonds.

      Don't underestimate the results of focused pressure. It's what allows me to lift my truck off the ground with my left hand while talking on the cellphone in my right. And be glad that a hurricane distributes its energy across billions of atoms instead of concentrating it on one or two.

      Seth

    15. Re:This is dumb as shit. by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

      This is basically what happens in this non-paper. It is published by a faculty of philosophy. The institute is called "Future of Humanity" (http://www.fhi.ox.ac.uk/)

      Their argument is ridiculous. We have proved that you can't create black holes by lighting up a barbecue but we could be wrong as well. These people have no qualification whatsoever to talk about physics issues.

      --
      The Wise adapts himself to the world. The Fool adapts the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the Fool.
    16. Re:This is dumb as shit. by Thorgal · · Score: 1

      I've tried to moderate your post as "insightful", only to observe it got modded "offtopic". I don't know what broke, but I am posting this to remove my moderation.

      Somebody else, mod the parent up.

      --
      "Man in the Moon and other weird things" - wfmh.org.pl/thorgal/Moon/
    17. Re:This is dumb as shit. by dissy · · Score: 1

      You are right in that there is a big element of ignorant hysteria here.
      But you just do not know what will happen for sure.

      Of course we don't know what will happen, as that is sorta the whole point to any and all experiments.

      We do however know a whole lot of things that WON'T happen!

      LHC will not create magic pink fluffy bunnies for example.
      Nor will it cause all pr0n on the planet to disappear.
      It won't change the price of bread, nor make your coffee stronger.

      We also know that the LHC will not create earth destroying black holes.
      We don't know this from experiment, but we do know it from observation. Both are equally valid as part of the scientific modal.

      Technically we (man kind) have observed this not happening since man kind existed, however we have known what it is we were observing for around a century. That point doesn't invalidate the fact that the conditions created in the LHC have been created in nature since the solar system formed, with even higher energy particles than we plan to create down here in the detector.

      And for those who (correctly) do not like the use of the words 'never', 'always', etc, and would point out that all of the items listed above are possible but with odds against them that are so high (or low, depending on POV) that they might as well never happen for as long as we would need to wait for the chances to become reasonable.

      It's also a pretty safe bet to say the probability of the hysterical and ignorant will suddenly start caring about the world and universe around them and decide to learn science... And despite this event also having an extremely low probability, this option does have higher chances of happening than anything in the list above regarding the LHC.

    18. Re:This is dumb as shit. by dbIII · · Score: 1

      The point has been entirely missed so I'll try a better example. To spell things out more clearly the LHC is designed to create the same effects as high energy cosmic radiation which while it does happen it doesn't happen conveniently in front of detectors. The people who imagine we can destroy the world with it are imagining that we have Godlike powers when the reality is that frequent natural events make anything we do look insignificant in comparison. The sort of energy required to make a stable black hole is quite literally astronomical - as in really big stars collapsing. That is what I meant by showing immense hubris - the "we are Gods" bullshit which really shows how clueless AND egotistical some of the people putting this forward are (although there are also armageddon cult types looking for the way the story is going to end and they think they found it). Particle physics may awe people for good reasons but even imagining vast amounts of physics judo amplifying effects it would take a lot to match the power of a volcano, hurricane etc and the device we are talking about uses a tiny fraction of the power of a nuclear weapon (which is also dwarfed by a volcano, earthquake etc). We really are not the all powerful beings that can blow this place up in one go with anything we can build - we can poison it and rearrange the rock on top in a lot of cities but that is a different story.

    19. Re:This is dumb as shit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do you have to pick on Alabama? Haven't you ever heard of Huntsville?

    20. Re:This is dumb as shit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you may wish to remove lucid from your name until you can post a non strawman situation.

    21. Re:This is dumb as shit. by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      The argument given is a strawman argument. They can't prove that there's any real likelihood of creating black holes; so they go with the possibility that mankind may not understand all things in the universe, which is easily proven since this is an attempt to understand something we don't understand. From this they then try to apply it to show that mankind may not actually understand the impact of firing up the LHC, and be completely wrong about it destroying the earth. QED. Strawman.

    22. Re:This is dumb as shit. by ErkDemon · · Score: 1
      Uh ... the idea that black holes were unstoppable monsters that devoured everything in their path and could never, ever be destroyed didn't come from the "tinfoil hat" brigade ... it came from 1960's physics textbooks and peer-reviewed papers.

      So the current researchers are saying: "Look, we know that we told you all that stuff about black holes being immortal, and we said that it was mathematically proved, and that the people who were sceptical about the idea were idiots who didn't understand the math ... but ... um ... that was all basically phooey." "Now we know how things REALLY work, and we can tell you quite confidently that the opposite is true, and people who are sceptical about the new arguments are idiots who don't understand the math."

      At this point, the Member of the Public is entitled to raise one eyebrow and say "But isn't that what you told us the last time?"

    23. Re:This is dumb as shit. by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Another one that missed it. The idea of the LHC is to duplicate high energy particle interactions that already happen in nature and will have happened on earth many times before. That's why I wrote the words above.

  21. Black holes are one thing by reboot246 · · Score: 1

    but what are the chances of the LHC creating a strangelet?

    1. Re:Black holes are one thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      50/50. But just think, there's a 50/50 chance you'll end up in the parallel quantum universe where it doesn't happen!

    2. Re:Black holes are one thing by qeveren · · Score: 1

      Considering that neutron stars seem to be made of nuclear matter and not strange matter, I'd say probably rather low.

      --
      Don't just stand there, get that other dog!
    3. Re:Black holes are one thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The energies in the LHC aren't sufficient for that. This can be demonstrated by considering that a) there are higher energy cosmic rays and b) we're not dead.

      Black holes, on the other hand, could be created by cosmic rays impacting the earth, and through the conservation of momentum whizz right through the earth and disappear off into space again.

      On the other hand, two similar particle beams colliding in the LHC would conserve momentum by creating stationary black holes. So now you have a black hole on earth that doesn't fly off, but sits around accumulating mass. Hilarity ensues.

    4. Re:Black holes are one thing by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

      Significantly less that the past billions of years of cosmic ray bombardment.

  22. The bigger question is- by moniker127 · · Score: 1

    -who is paying for these "results"?
    I find the whole black hole idea ridiculous, it seems like something someone would come up with as a front to push another agenda.

    1. Re:The bigger question is- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Take the tin foil hat off and relax for once.

  23. Bring it on! by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 5, Funny

    My retirement fund is pretty much crushed at this point.
    Being consumed by black holes created by a multibillion dollar scientific whiz-ma-gig is sounding like a pretty good exit plan.

    1. Re:Bring it on! by p51d007 · · Score: 1

      Same here....I'm "only" off around 12K, but still hurts! Take off the tin foil hats, fire up the LHC, and lets party til the thing swallows up the earth!

    2. Re:Bring it on! by zigmeister · · Score: 1

      Couldn't you just use:
      ...
      if(black_hole) {
      exit( EXIT_SUCCESS );
      }
      else if(!black_hole && collapse_401k) {
      exit(EXIT_FAILURE);
      }
      ...
      It wouldn't take the rest of us down to:) But seriously, like bluefoxlucid said, this is bullshit.

      --
      Failure formatting five FAQs of financial facts.
    3. Re:Bring it on! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could have been a student of history and observed that *ALL* paper promises end with the same value ... *ZERO*.

      While there's still time, buy some gold or silver and survive the coming dollar hyperinflation ala Zimbabwe - that is the guaranteed black hole forming now.

      Wall Street and suckered and cleaned out the Baby Boomers life savings. Be Smart: get some gold.

    4. Re:Bring it on! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Keep checking, you may get your wish:

      http://www.hasthelhcdestroyedtheearth.com/

    5. Re:Bring it on! by poached · · Score: 1

      I actually hope that LHC creates a BH and destroys the world, too, just so we can look back and say, "nope, not us this time."

    6. Re:Bring it on! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thought I was the only one to think this way.

      I'd welcome a black hole, or an asteroid collision, or anything else that would wipe this futile existence from the face of the earth for once and for all.

      My only regret is that I couldn't flip the switch to send us all to hell.

    7. Re:Bring it on! by fprintf · · Score: 1

      Don't answer this, but what approximate percentage does that 12K represent? If it is less than 40% you are doing OK. My own personal portfolio lost several times what you lost, though I have perhaps been working for many more years, and it is down 38%. It sucks to lose enough "money" to be able to buy a very nice car, or a downpayment on a second house, but what can you do? But it really is money on paper only. So what can you do? Well if you are under age 50 I don't think it will make a difference except a small dent in the quality of living and how hard you have to work after age 70. We'll all be working for years, there won't be the classic retirement anyway (the baby boomers will have sucked us dry by 2030 anyway), and so the 12K you lost now might make the difference between buying a new car every 5 years or one every 7. (although it can be said that interest on that 12K compounded over the next 30+ years can make a huge difference)

      Sorry for the ramble. It seems everyone I know who invested "intelligently" with a mix of investments that matched their risk tolerance got screwed. The only people who did well are those who were "stupid" with their money and invested in fixed return investments. My wife, for example, lost only 1% last year and over the last 10 years has exactly matched my returns... she has been ribbing me mercilessly in return for all my comments over the years about investing more wisely.

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  24. Re:Red Title? by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Editors: Would somebody PLEASE create a FAQ on this? A red title thread has been in several articles every day.

    Answer: A red title is what appears on articles subscribers see in "The Mysterious Future!" previews. For some reason, as an article is taken out of "The Mysterious Future!", the flag that makes the article a subscriber-only preview seems to come off some period of time ahead of the flag that makes the title red, so what you are seeing is what subscribers see when the article is in subscriber preview mode.

    Either they did this on purpose to indicate that the article is 'hot off the presses' or there's some sort of race condition in their new styling code.

  25. But.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...they can't destroy the earth. That's where I keep all my stuff.

  26. A simple reason by Rinisari · · Score: 1

    I see no problem with the LHC accidentally creating a blackhole.

    Why?

    If it does, we're all dead anyways, so it's not like it's really going to matter since there will be no one alive to place or take blame.

    1. Re:A simple reason by Shadow-isoHunt · · Score: 2, Funny

      But what if we don't die? What if we discover that we've been living in a black hole this whole time and the current universe's edges are simply the expanding event horizon? Living in a black hole within a black hole would be neat! I wanna press the red button :(

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    2. Re:A simple reason by cowscows · · Score: 4, Informative

      Except that even if the LHC did create a black hole, the effects on the earth or any people are basically nil. The amount of mass/energy that's going to be involved in the LHC is practically nothing compared to the black holes that astronomers are looking for out in space. If a black hole happened to be created in an LHC particle collision, it would be incredibly tiny. Smaller than an atom tiny.

      A newer but reasonably well respected theory about black holes has them emitting "Hawking radiation", and one of the ways that this stuff works is that the smaller a black hole, the more quickly it radiates away its energy/mass, and a minuscule black hole like we're potentially talking about here would evaporate almost instantly. For more information about Hawking radiation, ask the internet.

      Even if we assume that hawking radiation doesn't exist, and that black holes last forever, a minuscule black hole created by the LHC would not be particularly dangerous. First off, when you smash things together in an particle accelerator, the resulting particles usually end up moving very quickly. A black hole that happened to be created would likely be moving in a random direction at a speed well above escape velocity, and would quickly fly off into space and we'd never hear from it again.

      But let's assume again that it just so works out that a black hole is created, doesn't evaporate, and it ends up with very little momentum, and just starts slowly drifting around inside the earth. The black hole would have very little mass, and it's gravity would be negligible, it wouldn't "suck" in matter. For it to absorb another particle, it would have to actually bump into it. It's important to understand how very tiny this black hole would be. The event horizon would be many times smaller than even the diameter of an atom. And although we generally consider matter to be reasonably solid and dense stuff, an atom is almost entirely empty space. The black hole could pass through billions and billions of atoms without actually hitting and absorbing a nucleus.

      So worst case, we end up with an extremely tiny black hole hanging out around the center of the earth, and on rare occasions, happening to absorb a particle and increasing its mass a tiny bit. Perhaps many billions of years from now it will grow large enough that we might be able to detect it somehow, but it's more likely that the earth will have been destroyed by an expanding sun before then.

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    3. Re:A simple reason by wild_quinine · · Score: 1

      But let's assume again that it just so works out that a black hole is created, doesn't evaporate, and it ends up with very little momentum, and just starts slowly drifting around inside the earth. The black hole would have very little mass, and it's gravity would be negligible, it wouldn't "suck" in matter. For it to absorb another particle, it would have to actually bump into it. It's important to understand how very tiny this black hole would be. The event horizon would be many times smaller than even the diameter of an atom. And although we generally consider matter to be reasonably solid and dense stuff, an atom is almost entirely empty space. The black hole could pass through billions and billions of atoms without actually hitting and absorbing a nucleus.

      That's pretty cool. Does that open the door to the possibility of a type of radiation which is composed of subatomic black holes?

    4. Re:A simple reason by failedlogic · · Score: 3, Funny

      Are you really sure about this? I've played Katamari Damacy and a small little ball starting at less than 1 cm, bumps into random things thus growing in size. Eventually, the ball is able to roll over and absorb the earth, other planets, stars and other galaxies and (presumably black holes). What's left after I don't know - it was an computer-based physics simulation played on my television screen.

    5. Re:A simple reason by Lexible · · Score: 1

      A black hole that happened to be created would likely be moving in a random direction at a speed well above escape velocity, and would quickly fly off into space and we'd never hear from it again.

      Yeah! I random direction! Like, say, towards the sun!

      ;P

    6. Re:A simple reason by TheTurtlesMoves · · Score: 1

      We talking about something so small that it will zip through a proton without trouble. Remember its gravity is about that of a large atom, completely negligible at this scale where the electrostatic and strong forces and even weak force are much more important. But then i think you are just joking?

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    7. Re:A simple reason by Kirth+Gersen · · Score: 1

      Assuming one cosmic ray hit per m2 per year from all directions; one hole per hit; the surface of the Earth is about 500 M m2; resulting black holes do not have escape velocity; black holes do not evaporate; age of Earth is 5 B years; then the number of black holes inside Earth is 2.5 e18.

      Apparently the risk of any individual black hole actually colliding with another particle is quite slight, but how slight can it be?

      Maybe black holes are in *very* low Earth orbit and powering the Earth's magnetic field.

    8. Re:A simple reason by cowscows · · Score: 1

      Well, if that were the case, and there's already that many black holes hanging out inside the planet, I don't think the LHC could create enough new holes to make a difference even if it were dedicated strictly to that task.

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      One time I threw a brick at a duck.

    9. Re:A simple reason by failedlogic · · Score: 1

      Just so you're REALLY not working, I was joking. I hardly think it qualifies as a 'physics based computer simulation'!

    10. Re:A simple reason by fmobus · · Score: 1

      yo dawg, I heard you like blackholes, so I put a blackhole inside your blackhole so you can be sucked while you suck

  27. papers on arXiv not in TeX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    should not be taken seriously. even if they're by Florentin Smarandache.

  28. I call BS - RTFA - it's about probability, not LHC by kulakovich · · Score: 5, Informative

    LHC is used as an example, misleading headline written by Fox News. -1

    ~kulakovich

  29. Well, the good news is by WindBourne · · Score: 3, Funny

    That this would be the end of the world that neo-cons hope and pray for. Now, they will not have to see a black president in for long, nor take responsibility for their actions.

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    1. Re:Well, the good news is by poena.dare · · Score: 1

      Aha! Now I get it! The people who float up to the sky during the rapture are really being eaten by a peripatetic black hole passing overhead.

      GO HOLE!!!

    2. Re:Well, the good news is by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      Well, that is where we developed the word "holy". I guess it was a mistranslation and it was suppose to be "hole". Apparently, the bible is NOT perfect.

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  30. Nevermind by davro · · Score: 0

    We might as well blow the whole shooting match up trying to figure out how the world works, rather than some pointless nuclear war that is looming in the not to distant future. Do it CERN fire up that LHC and take it to maximum power captain.

  31. In the words of Dr Brian Cox by BeardedChimp · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Anyone Who Thinks the LHC Will Destroy the World is a Twat"

    He's a particle physicist from my physics department (Manchester), and hence let it be known Oxford physicists are twats!

    1. Re:In the words of Dr Brian Cox by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 2, Informative

      These were Oxford statisticians, not physicists. The physics department is actually extremely good...but not as good as Cambridge's :-)

    2. Re:In the words of Dr Brian Cox by foothurt · · Score: 1

      They're not physicists - they're ethicists and philosophers with little to no knowledge of LHC physics or real world science. They work at the Oxford Uehiro Centre for Practical Ethics. That's the problem.

    3. Re:In the words of Dr Brian Cox by Dr_Barnowl · · Score: 1

      He's also an ex-popstar, a TV documentarian, married to this gorgeous creature, contributes to the vast sum of human knowledge, and obviously enjoys his job so much it almost hurts.

      Compared to the assorted collection of pigeon crap that passes for celebrity these days, this man is a god. This is the kind of role model children need, not some (to paraphrase a great man) twat who can kick a ball and looks good in his skivvies.

    4. Re:In the words of Dr Brian Cox by Colourspace · · Score: 1

      Dr Brian Cox later went on to claim that "things can only get better".....

    5. Re:In the words of Dr Brian Cox by ErkDemon · · Score: 1
      A "twat" is supposed to be someone who does something that they think makes them look cool, without realising that they've failed to carry it off, and actually they're just making themselves look a bit daft.

      If you wanted to use an insulting word to refer dismissively to people genuinely worried about the LHC, "twat" is simply the wrong word. You might get away with "twat" if the sentence had been "Anyone who says ...", but not for "Anyone who thinks ..."

      OTOH, if you're an LHC scientist, and you try to present a blokey air by calling people who object to your project names, and you use the wrong name, then that might be considered a slightly twatty thing to do.

  32. Heart of Gold by dangitman · · Score: 4, Funny

    'If the probability estimate given by an argument is dwarfed by the chance that the argument itself is flawed, then the estimate is suspect,'

    But if the improbability is large enough, and you hook it up to a nice, hot cup of tea; then we'll travel instantaneously through every point of the Universe, and possibly create a worried-looking whale and a bowl of petunias.

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    1. Re:Heart of Gold by Krater76 · · Score: 1

      But if the improbability is large enough, and you hook it up to a nice, hot cup of tea; then we'll travel instantaneously through every point of the Universe, and possibly create a worried-looking whale and a bowl of petunias.

      Oh no, not again.

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    2. Re:Heart of Gold by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh no, not again!

  33. hubris by mtrachtenberg · · Score: 2, Funny

    What were the experts' odds on Chernobyl?

    1. Re:hubris by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      What were the experts' odds on Chernobyl?

      Well, if you mean the odds that a bunch of supposedly intelligent scientists would conduct an experiment as stupid as the one that destroyed Chernobyl, then pretty long.

      If you meant the odds that, given that you're going to conduct this (insanely stupid) experiment, something might go horribly wrong, probably about 50:50.

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      "I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it"
    2. Re:hubris by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 4, Informative

      If I had seen what they were doing beforehand I would have said 5:1 in favor. That place was a hell-hole.

      Among other things the reactors had no containment vessels, was designed so badly that it required core cooling even after a shutdown. The control rods were so poorly designed that the core reaction rate actually increased while they were being inserted. The operators were performing a power failure test (on a live reactor!) where the steam turbines were to be used to generate electricity for the coolant pumps as they spun down. A previous similar test conducted under better conditions failed miserably. This previous failure was swept under the rug because it would have delayed commissioning the plant, meaning the plant's constructors would not get bonuses.

      This new test was also planned in secret, without approval of the Soviet nuclear regulatory board.

      During the run-up to this insane test a problem with the Kiev grid forced a delay in the test plan; rather than scrub and reschedule the plan was conducted with an unprepared night shift. The engineer in charge of operation of the control rods that night was a new employee with only 3 months of experience in that role. One of the documents associated with this disaster reads:

      "One operator rings another and asks: What shall I do? In the programme there are instructions of what to do, and then a lot of things are crossed out. His interlocutor thought for a while and then replied: Follow the crossed out instructions."

  34. Damn it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How did this crap manage to find Slashdot?
    I saw this either this week or last with some idiots moaning about it.

    There are equations for working this crap out, and unless they REALLY screwed up with everything we currently know about physics, i have a very good feeling that we won't be ripped atom-from-atom.
    The blackhole won't be able to gather anywhere near enough mass within our stars lifetime, IF one is even created in the first place.
    By the time this is even a threat, humans have either:
    1) died
    2) died
    3) ????
    4) died.

    Actually, wait a minute, wasn't something similar on HERE a few days back about it?
    It was either here, CNET or Current, and i highly doubt it was Current... (no offence)

    1. Re:Damn it... by bakes · · Score: 1

      3. Evolved into super-intelligent shades of blue

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  35. Im not worried. by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Its not how the scrolls say it ends.

    ( Thats a "Pretender" reference for you kids )

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    1. Re:Im not worried. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very good, Jarod!

  36. I'm not worried by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not worried because I would expect that people associated with the LHC have thought about the personal consequences to them if they are wrong, and the LHC does in fact generate black holes that are long-lasting enough to reach critical mass.

    This isn't like the threat of global warming. Being personally identifiable as the cause of the destruction of our birth planet is the sort of thing that leads to show trials and executions. These people are laying their lives and the well-being of their families on the line. I think that's a big enough penalty that we can trust assurances without worrying about the details.

  37. Sexy Stats by sleeponthemic · · Score: 1

    The people who wrote this paper don't give a shit whether this might induce false furore. All they care about is using pop culture science issue to get you to read their rhetoric.

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    1. Re:Sexy Stats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The people who wrote this paper don't give a shit whether this might induce false furore. All they care about is using pop culture science issue to get you to read their rhetoric.

      But..but..but these researchers are esteemed members of the Future of Humanity Institute who are very worried about Global Catastrophic Risks!

      http://www.fhi.ox.ac.uk/

      Philosophy profs trying to remain relevant I guess.

      (Didn't see much about the global economic meltdown currently happening when I perused their site just now. I guess that kind of catastrophe is not futuristic enough.)

  38. Sensationalist BS by ceoyoyo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The article is a pile of BS topped by a sensationalist (and completely wrong) headline. The paper abstract is interesting, but that's it.

    Essentially the blog article makes the jump from 1 in 1000 papers being withdrawn because of "an error", any error, to the idea that the safety of the LHC is "invalid" due to a "massive miscalculation."

    How can a hypothetical miscalculation be "massive?" Anyway, you can't just take an average retraction rate for papers and assume it applies to anything you like. The arguments for the LHC being safe are based on well established science. That is, for the LHC to destroy the world not only would ONE paper have to be wrong, but a LOT of papers would have to be wrong, and all in the same direction.

    1. Re:Sensationalist BS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fox is a tabloid.

    2. Re:Sensationalist BS by Burning1 · · Score: 1

      Beyond that, they are basing their figure on the number of papers withdrawn due to an error . That would imply that the errors were noticed by other scientists and corrected. Given the amount of interest the LHC project is generating, I think it's safe to assume that the risk analysis has survived the test of massive peer review.

      So the real question is: how many papers have been massively peer reviewed without anyone noticing major errors? I suspect that figure doesn't exist, and yet I'm sure it's much lower than the numbers quoted here.

    3. Re:Sensationalist BS by Normal_Deviate · · Score: 1
      I compute only one chance in 100,000 that failing to activate the LHC will result in ignorance that eventually causes us to fail to prevent destruction of the earth.

      Of course, my model could be wrong.

    4. Re:Sensationalist BS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How can a hypothetical miscalculation be "massive?"

      If it is performed very, very quickly and impacts another hypothetical miscalculation.

    5. Re:Sensationalist BS by rhizome · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      How can a hypothetical miscalculation be "massive?"

      Try this one: "Jesus Lives."

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    6. Re:Sensationalist BS by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      The authors calculate that you have a better than 1/1000 chance of being wrong (after all, your work isn't even peer reviewed and published!).

      Therefore we better hurry up and turn the thing on, right?

    7. Re:Sensationalist BS by Normal_Deviate · · Score: 1

      I'm pleased that at least one person got it.

    8. Re:Sensationalist BS by vampire_baozi · · Score: 1

      While I agree with you completely, in general it is actually very easy to a lot of papers to be wrong, especially in the same direction.

      It happens a lot when we start citing the same original paper, or other papers based off the same research/data. Very easy to build off others' mistakes. Kinda like those tests where you use your answer from part A for part B- if the original was wrong, so will everything using that answer.

      You're right with regards to the LHC; but in general, the number of papers on a subject doesn't mean it can't be wrong.

    9. Re:Sensationalist BS by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Sure, probabilities don't multiply unless they're independent, so you have to be a bit careful about what you count as a supporting paper - it's main topic should be the item you're interested in. Generally once someone writes a paper on something you don't get your paper accepted by doing exactly the same thing they did, or by referencing their paper and adding "yeah, cool."

      A highly referenced paper may have an error, then papers that develop other ideas that depend on that paper may be called into question, but any papers addressing the original problem usually add something novel, such as a unique approach, or an independent confirmation.

      For example, if I calculate that black holes of such and such a size radiate at such and such a rate, if you want to publish a paper on the same topic you have to do something different - like calculating the radiation rate using a different method. In that case, we're unlikely to have made the same error.

      The case of the LHC is even stronger: not only does a large body of literature support the LHC being safe, but there are layered arguments, each one supported by largely independent parts of physics.

      For example, why can't the LHC produce black holes that will eat the planet? Well, it's unlikely, but possible, that it can produce black holes at all. If it can, there are various reasons to believe those holes will evaporate very, very quickly. In the unlikely event they did not, they are so mind bogglingly small that a whole mess of them could happily orbit inside the planet for billions of years without hurting anything. To top it off, we see lots of neutron stars and white dwarfs, which indicates that far higher energy events do not produce long lived matter gobbling black holes.

      Each of those arguments is pretty much independent, supported by multiple independent research efforts, and they all reinforce each other.

  39. Just turn the damn thing on by Turzyx · · Score: 1

    I'm bored of reading about the doomsday preachers. If the LHC blows the planet into smithereens, we won't have to listen to these pedantic pessimists anymore. If the LHC doesnâ(TM)t blow up the world, the pedantic pessimists will retreat into their shells and we still wonâ(TM)t have to listen to them anymore. Win win! Flick the switch homies.

  40. Interesting but not wholly accurate by PDAllen · · Score: 1

    Summary is certainly not accurate: the paper doesn't claim any kind of miscalculations; the published papers giving confidence limits do explicitly assume truth of models.

    That said...

    The paper essentially says: if the models are accurate then there is a tiny probability of catastrophe - but if the models are inaccurate then that probability might be much larger. Which is fine as far as it goes, it's certainly in accordance with standard probability theory.

    However it does miss one quite important point: which is that whether or not the 'true' model of physics is what we think it is (in fact, we know we don't have it) it has to obey certain conditions. It has to be true that the intermediate-scale low energy limit is Newtonian, that if you introduce high energies, large masses or simply large scale then the limit must be Einsteinian, and that the low-energy small-scale limit must match known quantum theory. All these things are tested literally billions of times a day. The only questions are with what exactly happens in the areas we haven't tested much (which admittedly are large areas).

    This means that even if there are errors in the 'accepted models' used to calculate the chance of catastrophe, those errors are very likely not to be enormous - if you prefer, the paper should perhaps split its analysis into 'accepted model holds', 'accepted model is only wrong by a factor of 10^3' and 'accepted model is badly wrong' - and the point is that the probability of catastrophe given either of the first two cases remains tiny under the existing analysis, while we may reasonably assume that the probability of the third case is miniscule.

    As to the withdrawing of papers - yes, many papers have flaws, and even many flaws remain undetected. On the other hand, many papers are not really read in detail - and those papers tend to coincide. If some graduate student writes a paper on something not especially interesting, then they will read it (but it's hard to catch your own errors), their supervisor should read it (but may not do so properly) and the referee should read it (but is likely to simply check for plausibility not go into detail). Quite possibly no-one else looks beyond the abstract and first few pages - so errors aren't caught. On the other hand, if a paper is important and many people look at it, then errors usually are caught because several people independently check the details in the process of trying to understand it.

    One should not push too far the 'if all our theories are wrong there will be a catastrophe' idea - it's not a false idea, but equally it's perfectly possible that when the 9 billion names of God are written down the universe will end; it's just not very likely.

  41. And you wonder how black holes form... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All the black holes in the sky are a sign of civilizations that have advanced enough to try this experiment. We should be proud to be another.

  42. Even if they're Wrong by Greyfox · · Score: 1

    That'd be a cool way to go. Fire 'er up!

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    I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?

  43. If it does happen by Kraeloc · · Score: 2, Informative
  44. Nothing to see here... by Daswolfen · · Score: 1

    We really don't have anything to worry about unless they decide to fire the LHC up on 12/21/12 at 11:11.

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  45. infinate loop .. by koutbo6 · · Score: 1

    Skynet> Segmentation fault, Core dumped++CARRIER LOST++

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    1. Re:infinate loop .. by koutbo6 · · Score: 1

      Before a spelling nazi comments about the typo in the title ..
      Note the sig, I only speak it very best

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    2. Re:infinate loop .. by Q-Hack! · · Score: 1

      Careful, your Cockney is showing.

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  46. Flawed, invalid, wrong, confused, or just nonsense by DrVomact · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If the probability estimate given by an argument is dwarfed by the chance that the argument itself is flawed, then the estimate is suspect.

    The headline says "Miscalculation Invalidates LHC Safety Assurances", yet the quote from the abstract seems to say that because arguments are sometimes "flawed" (terribly squishy word, that), it follows that for crucially important calculations we have to...well, the abstract doesn't say what we should do, and there's no link to the actual article. (Maybe there's a good reason for the latter.)

    This amounts to the assertion that if an estimate is about something very important, then we can't trust the estimate, because some estimates are mistaken. In other words, we can't make estimates about important things—just trivial ones.

    Unless someone produces the article in question, and unless it actually makes a more substantial argument than I quoted, I vote this a waste of my time on the part of whoever submitted it. May the rats eat your mail.

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  47. Re:Red Title? by bloodninja · · Score: 1

    How could you know that?
    If you are a subscriber, then the only way that you know it is available to non subscribers is the change in title colour. If you are not a subscriber, then you don't know what the subscribers-only titles look like.

    Unless, of course, only _one_ of your sock puppets is a subscriber!

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  48. Earth be damned. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The advancement of science is more important, at least for me.

  49. Look, it would suck... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If a black hole were created.

    Uh, let me rephrase that.

  50. Of course by Nerull · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The the safety of the LHC does not depend on a single calculation.

    For a black hole created by the LHC to destroy the earth essentially requires everything we know about physics to be wrong.

    First, can it even create them? The Standard Model says no - not even close. A certain category of String Theory models say maybe. This same models predict that these black holes are everywhere, being created all the time, even here on Earth.

    Will black holes evaporate? They certainly should. If we are wrong about this than in all probability we are wrong about being able to create them at all as well - and we should hope we are, since they'd have swallowed up the universe by now if they were dangerous.

    Is a stable micro black hole even dangerous? The numbers I've seen show a black hole like this would behave more or less like a neutrino. Maybe hitting an atom every few thousand or million years. The sun will enter its red giant stage, destroy Earth, and shrink down to a white dwarf before the black hole gains any significant mass. I don't think we will care much at that point.

    1. Re:Of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to mention, if this were possible, during the history of the earth, sun, and massive planets of our solar system, shouldn't cosmic rays have already caused such an event?

    2. Re:Of course by initialE · · Score: 1

      Well, look at it from a different perspective. The only reason we have a LHC in the first place is because all physicists agree that there are things about the standard model that are unexplained. In effect, everything that we know may be wrong, and this big whirly thing is supposed to find the magical pixie dust that makes it work anyway, or perhaps create the beginnings of a new standard model.

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    3. Re:Of course by Peristarkawan · · Score: 1

      Is a stable micro black hole even dangerous? The numbers I've seen show a black hole like this would behave more or less like a neutrino. Maybe hitting an atom every few thousand or million years. The sun will enter its red giant stage, destroy Earth, and shrink down to a white dwarf before the black hole gains any significant mass. I don't think we will care much at that point.

      It sounds like one stable micro black hole would not be dangerous. From the estimates I've heard, the LHC could produce as many as 1 black hole per second. I'm not clear on what proportion of its time the LHC would actually be running, but suppose that over the course of its lifetime, it spends 1 full year colliding particles.

      One stable micro black hole might be safe. What about 30,000,000 of them?

    4. Re:Of course by Nerull · · Score: 1

      IF they make any black holes

      AND they don't evaporate

      It will be quite clear in the results, and they will most certainly stop making them. You've still got to go down a huge chain of wrong things to get there.

    5. Re:Of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Is a stable micro black hole even dangerous?

      And even more importantly: is the black hole naked or not?

      (no, it's not a naughty joke, just a very geeky one)

  51. Masturbation invalidates safety of LHC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ok... I would have told you that without a research paper

  52. awesome logic by j0nb0y · · Score: 5, Insightful

    paranoid person: The LHC is going to cause a black hole!
    scientist: No, the LHC is not going to cause a black hole.
    paranoid person: The chances of a scientist being wrong is 10%, therefore there is a 10% chance that the LHC will cause a black hole!

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  53. Front Page by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please, whoever is in charge, leave this nonsense off the front page. Misleading titles and articles written by people who just want attention do not help anyone out.

  54. From a distance by Joebert · · Score: 1

    If it swallows the earth, well, it will probably happen so fast it will make no difference to me anyway. But if it takes after nuclear bombs, well, let's just say I'm glad this thing is on the other side of the world from where I am.

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  55. What about gravity? Or maths? by Sockatume · · Score: 1

    I think this article's argument is being extended beyond its bounds. While 1 in 10,000 physics papers may be wrong, this does not suggest that there's a 1 in 10,000 chance that gravity is a repulsive force, or that carbon has eighty seven electrons. If one in 10,000 papers in pure mathematics was wrong, would be able to fairly argue that there's a 1 in 10,000 chance that non-commutative operators do not exist?

    I mean to say, the LHC safety argument is based on the conclusions of a lot of research. If we reasonably suppose that it is only one thousand papers, and that at least half of those have to be wrong, then that's 1 in 10,000 to the power 500, or 1 in 10 to the power 2000. For comparison the number of protons in the observable universe is on the order of, what, ten to the one hundred?

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  56. Re:I call BS - RTFA - it's about probability, not by phantomfive · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but the misleading example wasn't chosen by the headline writer, it was chosen by the ones who wrote the paper, who no doubt are looking for a bit of notoriety, and to abuse the publishing system.

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  57. It's the end of the world and I feel fine. by Ancient_Hacker · · Score: 1

    If we assume the black hole swallows the world, there's no problem, is there?

    After all, there won't be anybody around to complain about it.

    Well, maybe the astronauts on the ISS.

  58. Meaningless Math by champion.p · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Well... sort of. In fact, you make the same mistake that the authors appear to in your logic.

    If Jimbo tells you that there's a 1% chance that your tire will go flat if you don't fix it, that's not 1% if Jimbo is wrong 50% of the time. At best, it's 50.5%.

    But you assume that Jimbo's being wrong means that the probability of failure is 100%! It's not necessarily. In fact, Jimbo might be wrong in that the probability of a flat tire is actually 0% -- in which case, his being wrong has helped you. If this is the case, then the total probability is 0.5%, much better than 1%. This is the best case; 50.5% is the worst case, and neither is "more likely", because we don't know what the conditional probabilities are. It's this fallacious reasoning -- that if the theory is wrong, the probability of the event must be greater -- that make this article technically true, but useless. We cannot handpick these probabilities. From the TFA (not the abstract):

    The other unknown term in equation (1), P(X|not A) [read: the probability of the catastrophe given we're wrong], is generally even more difficult to evaluate, but lets suppose that in the current example, we think it highly unlikely that the event will occur even if the argument is not sound, and that we also treat this probability as one in a thousand.

    (emphasis and comment mine). I disagree. This probability is impossible to evaluate, and so this paper means nothing.

  59. False claim by Grayputer · · Score: 3, Informative

    The LHC paper has been 'published'. It has been peer reviewed up the butt. It has not been withdrawn. It obviously then falls into the 'other' 999/1000. Like slashdot is fond of saying: there is nothing to see here, move along.

    1. Re:False claim by TerranFury · · Score: 1

      peer reviewed

      lol. Peer review. If you don't tell the proles that it hardly means anything these days, I won't....

      [/cynicism]

    2. Re:False claim by Grayputer · · Score: 1

      Point was, original stats are based on papers pulled after publication. They get pulled when someone with credentials (peer) finds an issue. If 'hey I'm Joe sixpack' calls and says "I think there's a mistake" it doesn't usually get pulled. So since the LHC stuff is peer reviewed, joe sixpack reviewed, and reviewed and commented on by just about everyone AND it still hasn't been pulled ...

      It must have passed the 'stats test'.

      And Yes, peer reviewed ain't what it used to be (probably never was), but that's not the point.

  60. Accuracy of WASH-1400 probability estimates by dpbsmith · · Score: 1

    Prior to the Three Mile Island accident, the Rasmussen report (WASH-1400) calculated that chances of an accident severe enough to cause core damage had been calculated as one in 20,000 per reactor per year.

    The accident happened three months after the reactor was first put into commercial operation.

    I don't suppose there's any way of knowing for sure that the Three Mile Island really wasn't a one-chance-in-20,000 (or one in 80,000, given that it only operated for 1/4 of a year), but it does not give me confidence in the ability of experts to calculate the probability of very-low-probability, very-high-consequence events.

    More to the point... it's quite disconcerting to read that it's now believed that the black holes can last far longer than was previously thought. It suggests that they don't have a very good handle on the physics yet.

    It's sort of like saying "The Titanic is safe, because it will be traveling in waters without icebergs. Oops, we've just discovered it will be traveling in waters with icebergs, but it doesn't matter, because it won't sink even if it hits one."

  61. TLDR: Article is a massive troll. by vyrus128 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Seriously, nothing to see here. This is truly an embarrassment to Slashdot (if that's even possible). Just move along.

    1. Re:TLDR: Article is a massive troll. by scromp · · Score: 1

      This is the second time in a week one of these chicken little arxivblog entries has been posted here. Is this even associated with arxiv.org? I'm guessing not. Some crank with a cute domain name.

    2. Re:TLDR: Article is a massive troll. by cathector · · Score: 1

      seriously. this is by far the most irresponsibly misleading summary title i've ever seen on Slashdot, on top of what seems to be bullsh*t science.

  62. Re:Flawed, invalid, wrong, confused, or just nonse by radtea · · Score: 1

    I vote this a waste of my time on the part of whoever submitted it.

    But this is /., where neither the editors nor most of the readers know any science.

    Obviously the article is stupid. By their reckoning because people are often wrong about what will happen when they cross the street no one can argue that the world won't be destroyed the next time I cross the street despite the fact that I cross the street every day without the world ending.

    No one who isn't completely brain dead would describe this as "truly frightening," but I guess there are a lot of brain dead people around, including all the /. editors.

    The point of the article, rather, is to do exactly what it has done, which is generate page-views for the site. I'm told there's advertising here now, although as I use Firefox with NoScript I don't see any of it.

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  63. Re:Flawed, invalid, wrong, confused, or just nonse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    well, the abstract doesn't say what we should do, and there's no link to the actual article

    Try clicking on "PDF only" directly under the big word "Download" in the top right corner of the abstract page.

    (Maybe there's a good reason for the latter.)

    Yes, they really tried hard to hide the link... :)

  64. D2 discussion suddenly stops working by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know that this is completely offtopic and all, but it is driving me nuts. Since 3 days ago, the new slashdot dynamic discussion is not working in firefox any more. I tried several versions, and short of completely uninstalling it and removing all preferences, something which I do not wish to do, nothing works. The floating widget is gone, and I cannot dynamically load comments. What can I do?

  65. Voodoo posting by Burning1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is actually rather obvious. If Jimbo tells you that there's a 1% chance that your tire will go flat if you don't fix it, that's not 1% if Jimbo is wrong 50% of the time. At best, it's 50.5%. Or something like that.

    Okay seriously?

    The probability that Jimbo is wrong is unrelated to the probability of your tire failing. If jimbo says that you have a 1% chance of your tire failing, but there's a 50% chance that jimbo is wrong we can reach the following conclusion: There is a 50% chance that your tire has a 1% chance of failing. There is a 50% chance that your tire has some other probability of failing. Some other probability of failing includes values such as 0%, .5%, and 2%. It also includes a 100% probability of your tire failing.

    However, we have to assume that Jim isn't pulling the 1% figure out of his ass. If your tire was 100% likely to fail, we can still assume that Jim based his statement on a reasonable analysis. Perhaps Jim didn't notice a nail in your tire, but without knowing the quality of Jim's inspection of your tire, or without having access information Jim doesn't have, it's hard to say that he has a 50% chance of being wrong.

    Finally, in some cases a professional will include a certain amount of leeway in his figure. Chances are, Jim fully inspected the tire and doesn't see any reason why it would fail prematurely. Chances are, that 1% is left as wiggle room in case of invisible manufacturing defect or a mistake in his evaluation. In this case, Jim has already factored into his evaluation the chances that he's incorrect.

    1. Re:Voodoo posting by sxeraverx · · Score: 3, Informative

      That's not what he (she?) was saying. He was saying that if Jimbo says there's a 1% chance of the tire failing, and Jimbo's wrong 50% of the time (and that him being wrong is independent of the tire failing) and that we don't know what the chances of the tire failing are if he is wrong, then the maximum likelihood of the tire failing are at worst 50.5%. At worst.

      It could be as low as .5% to the best of our knowledge (if we know that whenever he's wrong, the tire never fails). But it can't be worse than 50.5%, because there's no way that the tire fails more than 100% of the time when he's wrong.

      Probability is not the same as maximum likelihood. Nor are either of them the same as knowing whether the event will actually happen or not. Probability is an estimate. Maximum likelihood is a worst-case estimate (in this case, where we define bad to be high probability). Knowing whether or not the thing actually happens is voodoo.

    2. Re:Voodoo posting by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Jimbo being wrong 50% of the time isn't the same as his estimates being off by 50%.

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    3. Re:Voodoo posting by BeardedChimp · · Score: 1

      Well if we want to take this as a scientific argument then we look at the error value for the measurement.
      For a value x with an error sigma, the probability of x being being between x-sigma --> x+sigma is 67%.

      If he has said that its 1%+/-error and he's "wrong" ie. outside the error range 50% of the time, this just tells us that his error is an underestimate, but still quite close. With a correct error, the chance of being 2*sigma outside his value is 5%, so the chance that his result is out by ~50% is extremely unlikely unless he had some massive error estimate, which would make saying it pointless anyway.

      Remember measurements are meaningless without an error estimate. My willy is 10m big means nothing till I say 10+/-1m

    4. Re:Voodoo posting by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >>For a value x with an error sigma, the probability of x being being between x-sigma --> x+sigma is 67%.

      If the error is normally distributed. Errors comprised of lots of little errors averaged together (central limit theorem) are normally distributed. Most everything else (such as the rate of experts being wrong) are not.

  66. Why I'm not worried by KokorHekkus · · Score: 4, Informative

    The LHC (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lhc) has a collison energy of in the TeV scale (tera = 10^12)

    The Pierre Auger Observatory (http://www.auger.org/observatory/) records one 10^19 eV hit per km^2 a year, just on earth. If that hasn't turned up any major anomalies in our solar system or even in the major mass centers in our close vicinity over the billions of years it's been happening then I would like an explantion why.

    1. Re:Why I'm not worried by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well you SHOULD be worried. What if that 10^19 hits YOU straight on? BOOOM headshot!!!

    2. Re:Why I'm not worried by S77IM · · Score: 1

      The explanation I've heard is this: the micro-black holes created by cosmic ray collisions and the like carry the momentum of the cosmic ray and consequently are traveling incredibly fast. They punch through the earth in an instant, not enough time to start absorbing enough matter to reach whatever critical mass they need to not evaporate. They then continue hurtling through space at near the speed of light, zipping out of the solar system and winding up who-knows-where, maybe fizzing out due to Hawking radiation or something.

      Is that a bunch of BS? Probably. I don't know enough about physics to say. But it sure sounds cool, doesn't it?

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    3. Re:Why I'm not worried by ion.simon.c · · Score: 1

      It sure sounds cool.

      But, think for a minute... How fast are the particles in the LHC gonna be going? I've a fiver that says that they'll be going just as fast as those cosmic rays.

    4. Re:Why I'm not worried by Al+Al+Cool+J · · Score: 1

      Just to play devil's advocate... maybe it's the results of the Pierre Auger Observatory and the like which is horribly horribly wrong. Maybe the energies of all these natural collisions have been grossly overestimated for some reason, and the HLC will in fact greatly exceed anything ever seen.

      Just sayin'

    5. Re:Why I'm not worried by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      Out of curiosity, what will you say when we start colliding particles at higher energies than those observed?

    6. Re:Why I'm not worried by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But, think for a minute... How fast are the particles in the LHC gonna be going? I've a fiver that says that they'll be going just as fast as those cosmic rays.

      Yes, but in this minute you should also think about momentum conservation.

      At this energy they are basically going at the speed of light (both the cosmic rays as well as the protons in the LHC). The difference between them is that the cosmic rays essentially hit a fixed (= essentially non-moving) ) target (some part of the atmosphere), while at LHC you have a head-on collision of two protons. So if you apply momentum conservation, in the first case the produced particles should have the total momentum of the incoming particle. In the second case the total momentum of all particles created in a LHC collision should be about zero (of course you will usually have a huge mess of particles going with various momenta in all kinds of directions).

      I'm not really worried about the LHC, but there is some difference between cosmic rays and LHC collisions.

    7. Re:Why I'm not worried by Msdose · · Score: 1

      I'm repeating myself here. According to Quantum theory, the Higg's boson ( and its Higg's field ) cannot exist until it is measured ( observed ) by man. Thus, it can only be created by man in a man-made experiment, not by cosmic ray collisions or any other natural event. When the Higg's field is created it will expand to the size of the universe in a trillion trillion trillionth of a second, destroying the universe, resetting time to zero, and destroying any trace of the past. We will no longer exist nor ever have existed. As it cools, it will undergo a phase change that will start the universe again, to continue until we blow it up again, etc.

    8. Re:Why I'm not worried by jibster · · Score: 1

      You own him a fiver.

      The particles that are smashed together are going very fast (not as fast as cosmic rays but close) but 2 counter rotating beams of particles are used so that the reference frame for the collisions and so the resulting particles is stationary.

      The resulting particles are not going nearly as fast as the particles that result from a cosmic ray collision.

    9. Re:Why I'm not worried by Muad'Dave · · Score: 1

      But only a few 10^20 eV Oh-My-God particles.

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    10. Re:Why I'm not worried by MoellerPlesset2 · · Score: 1

      By over seven orders of magnitude?! Yeah or MAYBE all cartographers have been wrong and the USA is actually only 19 inches across.

    11. Re:Why I'm not worried by khallow · · Score: 1

      You can stop wasting your time. There is nothing about human-directed particle accelerator experiments that make them different physically from other observations. The point is that th Higg's field has been "observed" in the physical sense ever since the begining of the universe.

  67. Every day.... by bjorniac · · Score: 4, Informative

    Every single day the earth is bombarded with particles of far higher energy than those the LHC could ever come close to producing. We've observed cosmic rays with energies that are several orders of magnitude higher than the LHC can ever come close to producing. The Pierre-Auger project will probably reveal that we're hit by far more of them, and might even tell us where they're coming from. So if the LHC were capable of producing a world ending event, we already wouldn't be here. Sure, "scientists meddle with forces they don't understand" sells papers, (and let's face it, if we DID understand them, we wouldn't need to meddle) but we all do that. How many of you know exactly how the computer sitting on your desk works, down to the excitation states of silicon? Yet you still use them and don't worry about them causing the world to end, because you know that it just isn't possible. The same analysis works for the LHC.

    1. Re:Every day.... by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      your argument has no merit. the LHC could create something nasty at rest with respect to earth's reference frame, different than cosmic ray bombardment. And almost without exception cosmic rays are either protons, helium nuclei, or electrons. So quit parroting the party line....

      8D

    2. Re:Every day.... by Msdose · · Score: 1

      According to Quantum theory, the Higg's boson ( and its Higg's field ) cannot exist until it is measured ( observed ) by man. Thus, it can only be created by man in a man-made experiment, not by cosmic ray collisions or any other natural event. When the Higg's field is created it will expand to the size of the universe in a trillion trillion trillionth of a second, destroying the universe, resetting time to zero, and destroying any trace of the past. We will no longer exist nor ever have existed. As it cools, it will undergo a phase change that will start the universe again, to continue until we blow it up again, etc.

    3. Re:Every day.... by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      your argument has no merit. the LHC could create something nasty at rest with respect to earth's reference frame, different than cosmic ray bombardment.

      So, you're trying to tell me that, unbeknownst to us, there are countless black holes speeding through the earth, and therefore the universe, all the fucking time, and we've *never noticed them*? Really??

      Sorry bub... I don't buy it.

      And almost without exception cosmic rays are either protons, helium nuclei, or electrons.

      And what has that to do with anything? The blackhole "concern" is due to the energies of the collisions, not the particles being smashed together.

    4. Re:Every day.... by bjorniac · · Score: 1

      Fundamental mis-understanding of quantum mechanics, I'm afraid. Particles existed a long time before man did, my friend.

    5. Re:Every day.... by bjorniac · · Score: 1

      Utter rubbish. Even if you can begin to make some kind of reference frame argument (learn about Lorentz invariance before you comment on that again) if you integrate over the history of the universe, the probability of two cosmic rays with close to zero net rest momentum in the current earth reference frame having collided (again, each with energies far in excess of those created in the LHC) is close to unity. So yes, even if we accept the silly rules you want to impose, events of far greater magnitude have happened in the past, and yet we observe no black hole in our local area (say the solar system).

      And as to what the type of matter that collides is, why the hell would that matter? Learn some quantum field theory please - particle creation is a function of momentum, spin and energy conservation.

    6. Re:Every day.... by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      learn some quantum field theory please - particle creation is a function of momentum, spin and energy conservation.

      you're spewing big words in ignorance.

      Lorentz invariance is for special relativity, is localized, and it is violated even in our QED and Standard Models. It certainly doesn't and can't apply for the cosmos.

      Learn some quantum field theory please - particle creation is a function of momentum, spin and energy conservation.

      we don't have a quantum gravitational theory, your speculation is baseless, you're again trying to apply limited models of one realm to another.

    7. Re:Every day.... by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      no, I am saying the LHC could make particles quite different from the limited set which we have flying through the earth. And those dangerous particles might be formed elsewhere under unique conditions but either not accelerated away from their origins or destroyed by processes unknown to us. I did not say there were black holes inbound.

    8. Re:Every day.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, another idiot. No, it isn't violated. We have no violation of lorentz invariance anywhere observed in physics. GP is correct.

      Also we have gravitational quantum theories - string theory, loop quantum gravity, causal set theory, quantum graphity etc etc, and all of them disagree with you. As does all evidence, but feel free to keep going.

    9. Re:Every day.... by bjorniac · · Score: 1

      OK, the AC is a little harsh here. We don't need a quantum theory of gravity here as we're well below the planck regime - we're in a region well described by the standard model. The interaction of two particles that you describe is going to be a local, and well described by QFT, something I suggested you learn, not out of spewing big words or anything else, but because it would help you understand the process. Saying a lack of a quantum theory of gravity means that this is invalid is about as accurate as saying that lacking a quantum theory of gravity means we can't trust NASA to get us to the moon. Of course we're using a flawed theory (Hell, you can get there with little more than Newtonian physics) but it's good enough.

  68. So what? by Arimus · · Score: 1

    So what if its wrong... we're still going to end up dead one way or another... personally in around, say 50 or 60 years or so for a reasonable stab in the dark or as an entire species I'd give us another couple of centuries if that before someone goes 'wouldn't it be cool if we tried this'.

    Even if we survive at some point either the sun is going to go pop or the galaxy is going to crash into another one (and boy, I'd hate to see the insurance paperwork for that claim let alone tried to decide blame and whether the milky way is a right off or could be repaired).

    My vote is even if there is a chance which isn't as slim as first thought we should still go for it.

    (And totally off-topic aren't the odds of winning the UK ((49^48^47^46^45^44^43) to 1) lottery somewhere in the same order of magnitude as the original odds?)

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    1. Re:So what? by lyml · · Score: 1

      That's an awfully big number, I have no idea about the mechanics behind the UK-lottery but I still doubt it's correct.

    2. Re:So what? by Ferro_242 · · Score: 1

      (And totally off-topic aren't the odds of winning the UK ((49^48^47^46^45^44^43) to 1) lottery somewhere in the same order of magnitude as the original odds?)

      Continuing in the off-topic mode: IANAM but, as I understand it, the odds of winning the lottery (getting 6 numbers correct) would be
      1/{(6/49)*(5/48)*(4/47)*(3/46)*(2/45)*(1/44)} to 1
      or about 11 million to 1.

  69. darkety kind? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    isn't that racist?

    why is this modded insightful?

    1. Re:darkety kind? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dark Matter. Not like chicken. Like the kind that makes up most of the universe.

  70. The real risk by TopSpin · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If CERN leaves the window open long enough by failing to produce real collisions in the LHC that don't destroy the planet the alarmists WILL achieve their goals and get it shut down. Have no doubt. Politicians of all stripes thrive on alarmist nonsense. This 'story' is exactly the sort of double-speak that can lend just enough credibility to the alarmist argument to get the ball rolling.

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  71. There already is a black hole on the planet by deanston · · Score: 1

    It's called the financial market.

  72. Biased report... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They do make a point, but there are errors and oversights in the article. The overall effect is that the article is really meant to bash their "example" case of the LHC.

    Let's see... here is one of the first errors. (a scientific paper can't) "take into account the possibility that it is in error."

  73. It does to insurance companies ... by Cassini2 · · Score: 1

    Either they are right (the LHC is safe), and nothing happens. Or they are wrong, and no one is left to say anything about them being wrong.... ;-)

    Maybe, someone should start selling black hole insurance policies. The payout is $1,000,000 if your house gets swallowed by a black hole.

    Quick! Protect yourself, your family, your house, in the event an evil LHC black hole swallows them. The premium is $100/month ...

  74. Duh by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

    You can't really know until you've tried it. Statistical information requires data from previous experimentation. Are these people really scientists?

  75. The missing step by doyen2000 · · Score: 1

    All of these articles about doomsday scenarios involving the LHC seems to point to the discover of the missing step:

    1) Write obscure/specialised audience article
    2) ?
    3) Main stream readership


    ? = Add LHC blackhole to the title - sweet!!

  76. Uncertainty and certainty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    With all this uncertainty, it does however highlight two certainties.

    First, they have proved they can make mistakes. (While this should be obvious, it is however so often assumed that as they are the best of us, then they must know what they are doing).

    Second, it proves they do not know precisely what they are doing. (Again this should be obvious, (as there would be no point in building the LHC, if they knew precisely what was going to happen). But it again highlights how its assumed they do know what they are doing, when in fact they cannot know).

    This doesn't prove the LHC is dangerous, but it does prove they cannot prove the LHC isn't dangerous.

    At the same time, we have theories which can show possible dangers. Now possible doesn't mean probable, but it also doesn't mean impossible.

    Even the argument about atmospheric collisions is flawed, as the set of conditions inside the LHC is different to in the atmosphere. For example atmospheric collisions are very unlikely to have any chance of many Higgs Bosons in collision with each other whereas in the LHC it is possible, and thats just one example difference. Also we have no idea how multiple Higgs Bosons will behave or decay in groups or if it will allow them to interact or merge with other particles and how continuing collisions would affect them).

    I don't believe they would ever stop these experiments, as too many people involved with the science (and the money behind the LHC) have such intense desire to learn from the experiments. But I do at least hope, they use extreme caution and so only slowly, (over a period of a many months) move to (even currently possible) higher energy collision experiments, in very small increments. While its easy to assume they will, they have shown too many times how worried they are other experiment teams are going to get to the noble prize winning results first, so they do have extreme pressure on them, to rush into the higher energy experiments to show results fast).

    This is the only experiment in human history where we cannot learn from our mistakes. We have to be 100% certain it is safe, before each new step up is even attempted. (Too many mistakes have already been made and we have yet to even get into the more possible dangerous aspects of the experiments).

    1. Re:Uncertainty and certainty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Exactly. We rolled the dice once with the Manhattan Project. Before the first nuclear bomb was detonated, no one could prove with 100% certainty that the bomb would not ignite the entire planet's atmosphere. They could show that it was very unlikely to happen, but not impossible. So the dice were rolled and we got lucky. How many times can we roll the dice before our luck runs out?

    2. Re:Uncertainty and certainty by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      How many times can we roll the dice before our luck runs out?

      Every single time. After that, there won't be any more dice to roll, or anyone to roll them if they did exist.

      If we had some dice, we could roll them, if we existed.

    3. Re:Uncertainty and certainty by techno-vampire · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Second, it proves they do not know precisely what they are doing.

      Of course they don't know precisely what they're doing. That's why what they're doing is called an experiment. If they did know precisely what they were doing, it wouldn't be an experiment, would it?

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    4. Re:Uncertainty and certainty by Have+Brain+Will+Rent · · Score: 1

      My dog wants you to know that he takes exception to your blatant species-ism!!!

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    5. Re:Uncertainty and certainty by PMBjornerud · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Exactly. We rolled the dice once with the Manhattan Project. Before the first nuclear bomb was detonated, no one could prove with 100% certainty that the bomb would not ignite the entire planet's atmosphere. They could show that it was very unlikely to happen, but not impossible. So the dice were rolled and we got lucky. How many times can we roll the dice before our luck runs out?

      When humans created the first man-made fire, nobody could prove with 100% certainty that the fire "would not ignite the entire planet's atmosphere".

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    6. Re:Uncertainty and certainty by dAzED1 · · Score: 1

      and your dog wants you to know that your idea that you can speak for it on the basis of you "owning" it in a primitive social activity that should be called kidnapping or slavery is also species-ism. ;)

    7. Re:Uncertainty and certainty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find hard to believe they would have a committee analysing the impact of starting fires.

    8. Re:Uncertainty and certainty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      As long as it's uncertain, move it closer to France.

    9. Re:Uncertainty and certainty by Neoaikon · · Score: 1

      This needs an award. Next time my boss says these words I'm going to use this as a reply.

    10. Re:Uncertainty and certainty by ultranova · · Score: 1

      This doesn't prove the LHC is dangerous, but it does prove they cannot prove the LHC isn't dangerous.

      Actually, as it happens, cosmic rays have (orders of magnitude) more energy than LHC collisions, and bombard Earth's atmosphere all the time. So worrying about the LHC is like facing a firing squad and worrying that you're going to be mauled to death by the leader's chihuahua.

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    11. Re:Uncertainty and certainty by eth1 · · Score: 1

      I guess it's time to move all of our scientists to space stations :)

      Then only the station will get eaten

    12. Re:Uncertainty and certainty by kalirion · · Score: 1

      Did you even read the article?

      If you know from experience that the firing squad graduated from the Stormtrooper Academy of Aiming, but have no idea whether or not the chihuahua is rabid, you have cause for concern.

    13. Re:Uncertainty and certainty by kalirion · · Score: 1

      Personally, I believe that humanity is an insignificant speck on the cosmological scale. They only way we could make our presence felt is by destroying said scale. So lets do it.

    14. Re:Uncertainty and certainty by lucif3r · · Score: 1

      This statement is retarded: "have identified a massive miscalculation that makes the LHC safety assurances more or less invalid". The only thing invalid here is that statement.

      Nothing in the article suggests that they have made a 'massive miscalculation. The study appears specifically focused on the chance that any critical research findings or theory could be wrong, it doesn't actually show any work that has a miscalculation in it.

      This is one of the worst summaries I have read on Slashdot to date (que: "You must not have been here very long" response ;P)

    15. Re:Uncertainty and certainty by dcsmith · · Score: 1

      Second, it proves they do not know precisely what they are doing. (Again this should be obvious, (as there would be no point in building the LHC, if they knew precisely what was going to happen). But it again highlights how its assumed they do know what they are doing, when in fact they cannot know).

      Sorry - you're a few days late with this thought.

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    16. Re:Uncertainty and certainty by wealthychef · · Score: 1
      We have to be 100% certain it is safe, before each new step up is even attempted.

      Ridiculous. You cannot be 100% certain it is safe.

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    17. Re:Uncertainty and certainty by Have+Brain+Will+Rent · · Score: 1

      Owning? Owning???? Who said anything about owning? My dog and I are equal partners... in fact, considering that I pick up his poop and I had to type his posting, I may be a junior partner. I'll have to ask him.

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    18. Re:Uncertainty and certainty by Espinas217 · · Score: 1

      This is the only experiment in human history where we cannot learn from our mistakes. We have to be 100% certain it is safe, before each new step up is even attempted. (Too many mistakes have already been made and we have yet to even get into the more possible dangerous aspects of the experiments).

      There are infinite mistakes they could make that won't lead to a massive destruction and we could learn from all of them. Maybe there are some chances that something really bad happens and the earth or humanity is destroyed, there are also some chances that nothing bad happens, and then you have a lot of middle ground. We can learn from this experiment just as we learnt from many others, all of them dangerous.

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    19. Re:Uncertainty and certainty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First of all, the amount of time it takes to mine the data from such an experiment is monumental, so it you weren't collecting new data while you were analyzing old data, you would never get anything done. So they can't really start slowly and go in increments, because they won't have full results from their first experiments until years later.

      Also, this is not the first experiment where we could possibly not learn from our mistakes. There were similar concerns about nuclear explosions ending all life on the earth. In biology, when they genetically alter bacteria, they could certainly create a super bug that mutates extremely fast, can eat plastic, and will infect and kill everyone on earth faster than we can respond to it, though that has not yet happened. With every experiment that we did not completely know the outcome, we have had a risk of destroying humanity.

    20. Re:Uncertainty and certainty by Hordeking · · Score: 1

      I don't believe they would ever stop these experiments, as too many people involved with the science (and the money behind the LHC) have such intense desire to learn from the experiments. But I do at least hope, they use extreme caution and so only slowly, (over a period of a many months) move to (even currently possible) higher energy collision experiments, in very small increments. While its easy to assume they will, they have shown too many times how worried they are other experiment teams are going to get to the noble prize winning results first, so they do have extreme pressure on them, to rush into the higher energy experiments to show results fast).

      A la the Photoelectric effect:

      "Nothing. Increase power."
      "Well, we got a few muons. Increase power."
      "Same amount of muons. Increase power."
      "Same amount of muons. Increase power."
      .
      .
      .
      "Same amount of muons. Increase power."
      "What's this? I never thought I'd live to see a resonance cascade! Oh shi

      So you see, incrementing is probably a safe approach, but as soon as you cross some energy threshold, you might very well get exotic results. With the photoelectric effect, there was no current at all, until they increased the frequency of light (read: energy per photon) to a certain limit (which happened to be the minimum ionizing energy of sodium). Then they suddenly had a current in the detector.

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    21. Re:Uncertainty and certainty by Chalnoth · · Score: 2, Informative

      Gah, why? Why is anybody giving this fear mongering the time of day?

      This paper doesn't "prove" anything other than they can't present any real arguments against the demonstrations that the LHC is safe. So instead they're intent on poisoning the well with this bogus analysis of retractions.

      Here's a question for all of you that take this article seriously: how many times, since the advent of modern science, has a scientific result which nearly every practicing scientist in the field has said is valid, turned out not to be? I'm pretty darned certain that the answer to that question is precisely zero.

      The thing that people should be paying attention to is not the fact that these few arguments may be mistaken, but instead the fact that nobody who has training in high energy physics takes these claims anywhere remotely seriously. The fact remains that there are copious theoretical and observational reasons why there is just no conceivable way in which the LHC can be dangerous.

      Just to present a rough illustration as to just how unfounded and ridiculous these fears are, they require that some very select hypothetical and extremely unlikely ideas in high energy physics be accurate, while at the same time requiring that well-supported and extremely likely arguments about black holes be false (Hawking Radiation), even though the hypothetical ideas that lead to black holes at the LHC require there to be Hawking radiation!

      Then, of course, there are the oft-mentioned high-energy cosmic rays which strike the Earth's upper atmosphere at around a million times the energies the LHC will be testing. And if you're worried about the collisions at the LHC being stationary with respect to the Earth, don't be: the way these collisions work, it'd be extraordinarily rare for a product of those collisions to not have escape velocity. Furthermore the products of ultra high-energy cosmic ray collisions are usually going to be charged, and therefore experience copious amounts of friction and stop within the Earth (if they're stable).

      And so when faced with these arguments, and even stronger ones regarding the stability of other objects we observe, the best the fear mongers can do is say, "But wait! Sometimes you guys turn out to be wrong!"

      I'm sorry, but this kind of nonsense is just invalid, and should be ignored. Poisoning the well is a fallacy, after all.

    22. Re:Uncertainty and certainty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      quote:
      This is the only experiment in human history where we cannot learn from our mistakes. We have to be 100% certain it is safe, before each new step up is even attempted. (Too many mistakes have already been made and we have yet to even get into the more possible dangerous aspects of the experiments).

      BULL

      I'm sorry. What about the experiment where you make more slices of toast than you have ever made before?

      You can't prove that won't destroy the world from a previously unknown particle interaction, and yet, YOU and the TOAST CONSPIRACY continue to make toast, as if there was no danger of destroying the world!

      After all, making TOAST is the only experiment in human history where we cannot learn from our mistakes. We have to be 100% certain it is safe... blah blah blah

    23. Re:Uncertainty and certainty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In paleolithic times, they had committees. Well, clubs of a sort. Cudgels really. A marked improvement over modern committees IMHO - fewer headaches for one thing.

    24. Re:Uncertainty and certainty by dAzED1 · · Score: 1

      touché, touché...

    25. Re:Uncertainty and certainty by ChaosDiscord · · Score: 1

      This is the only experiment in human history where we cannot learn from our mistakes.

      If, and only if, the mistake destroys the world.

      You might as well argue that we can't learn from our mistakes when we learn to drive a car; after all, there is a chance the car might explode! Strictly true, but not very insightful.

      We have to be 100% certain it is safe, before each new step up is even attempted.

      Nothing in the history of humanity has ever been 100% safe. Scientists at the first nuclear explosion theorized that it was possible (albeit unlikely) that the explosion would ignite the entire world's atmosphere.

      If you're worried about humanity, there are far more serious risks. Global warming. MSRA or any of a number of other bacterial infections that may become immune to existing antibiotics due to abuse of antibiotics. Asteroid strikes.

      Holding the LHC or any other human endeavor to "100% safe" is not and will never be feasible. The scientists involved believe that it is reasonably safe. As best they can tell, if they're wrong about the theory, the most likely result isn't a growing black hole; it's no black hole in the first place.

  77. One in a million by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not terribly worried about a one in ten thousand chance of the world being destroyed by the LHC. The ones that you really have to worry about are the one in a million chances.

    1. Re:One in a million by daveime · · Score: 1

      One-in-a-million chances crop up nine times out of ten

  78. A more elegant weapon for a more civilized time by starglider29a · · Score: 1

    Yeah, maybe if we miniaturize this enough, it would be a light saber. Hmmm... if we enlarge it enough, maybe it could be a Death Star cannon.

    Come here, asteroid. Just a little closer...

  79. Re:Flawed, invalid, wrong, confused, or just nonse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There *is* a link to the article. Click on "PDF only" to the right of the abstract.

  80. Frequency of outcome vs. degree of belief by Estanislao+Mart�nez · · Score: 5, Insightful

    In fact, you make the same mistake that the authors appear to in your logic.

    No, it's not a mistake. It all comes down to the fact that there are two general types of interpretations of probability:

    1. The frequency at which one of the possible outcomes happens in repeated instances of an event of a specified type. For example, the probability of heads in a coin toss.
    2. The degree of belief that a cognitive agent assigns to a sentence. This degree of belief is related by the laws of probability to the degree of belief that an agent should assign to other sentences, in such a way that only some assignments are consistent (by a technical definition I won't go into here).

    Basically, you're treating this as an argument about probability in the first sense, when it is really about probability in the second sense. The argument is that even if your formulas lead you to asssign a degree of confidence of .00000000000001 to the proposition that the LHC will not destroy the Earth, that means very little if we assign a degree of confidence of .000001 to the proposition that you are wrong.

    The point now, which other posters in this thread have made in other ways, is that the frequency model for probability theory is not relevant here, because this situation is not like a coin toss. For the situation to be like a coin toss, we would have had to do something like run the LHC a gazillion times, and observe how many of those times it ended up destroying the Earth. Therefore, the probabilities must be interpreted as degree of belief, and the number produced by any formula must be tossed out if the probability of getting the formula wrong is bigger than that number.

    It's this fallacious reasoning -- that if the theory is wrong, the probability of the event must be greater -- that make this article technically true, but useless.

    The assumption you're making here is that the number is the "probability of the event." Again, it is not; it is the degree of belief warranted to a specific proposition, given some other information.

    1. Re:Frequency of outcome vs. degree of belief by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The degree of belief that a cognitive agent assigns to a sentence. This degree of belief is related by the laws of probability to the degree of belief that an agent should assign to other sentences, in such a way that only some assignments are consistent (by a technical definition I won't go into here)."

      I have never encountered this particular definition during Propability theory. It's not my major though.

    2. Re:Frequency of outcome vs. degree of belief by Estanislao+Mart�nez · · Score: 1

      I have never encountered this particular definition during Propability theory. It's not my major though.

      Try reading the following:

  81. Re:Flawed, invalid, wrong, confused, or just nonse by cgenman · · Score: 1

    The linked article summary makes the quite logical proposition that if your estimated safety margin is much smaller than the chance that your estimate is wrong, then your real safety margin is equal to the chance that your estimate is wrong. The summary of the paper seems to imply that they take a mathematical approach to estimating the chance that something is wrong.

    The headline, while technically correct, is intentionally inflamatory. And I would estimate there is a 90% chance of this being used incorrectly. But the underlying theory seems valid, assuming that you can create a solid statistical system to estimate a logistical margin of error.

  82. Oh come on, it's not statistics, it's math by jnaujok · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Their whole study is voodoo. This isn't physics, it's just math. Simple math doesn't have grey areas.

    The maximum output for the LHC is in the 10^15eV range. That's the same as many cosmic rays. In fact, the rate of cosmic ray impact at about 10^15eV is about one impact, per square meter of the Earth's surface, per year.

    The Earth's surface area is 5.10227658 × 10^14 meters. We can assume cosmic rays have been pouring in at roughly the same rate for about 4.6 billion years, or the age of the Earth.

    That means, we have not seen a "Earth Ending Event" in 2.34704723 × 10^24 chances. And that ignores that there's a large portion of cosmic rays that come in with an energy GREATER THAN 10^15eV.

    There's no gray area here. Even assuming that we've gotten incredibly lucky and the very next cosmic ray impact on the Earth will cause a black hole, ... oops, not that one, no the next one, oh wait (never mind)... The odds of any single collision causing a black hole event would be at best in the range of 1:1x10^24. That's not one in a hundred billion, that's:

    1 : 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

    That's one in a septillion. That's close to the number of stars in the visible universe. This whole thing is nothing but a ridiculous anti-science rant.

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    1. Re:Oh come on, it's not statistics, it's math by dutchd00d · · Score: 1

      1 : 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

      Says the average Joe: well then it isn't zero, is it? You maniacs!

  83. Is Everybody Insane??? by spiedrazer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A black hole CAN NOT BE CREATED By US!!! Even if several thousand atome worth of matter were smashed together into an area one millionth of an atomic nucleus, one thousand atoms worth of gravity doesn't amount to anything in the scale of the real world. even if these atoms stayed in that configuration for many seconds or minutes, they still don't have enough mass to create gravity that could start pulling in other matter, especially since the collisions are set-up in a very high vacume and all the surrounding matter (sensors etc.) are bolted very tightly to a very sturdy base. The fact that people continue to debate this issue just astounds me. A tiny bit of concentrated matter is still only a tiny bit of matter, no matter how much you consentrate it! Remember, a true black hole has the mass of a star in an area the size of a single atomic nucleus, so that's some pretty consentrated mass. You can hang a lead ball on a 2000 foot string next to a granite mountain face and only barely detect the deflection of the ball on the string. Gravity is a very weak force people.

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    1. Re:Is Everybody Insane??? by Phanatic1a · · Score: 1

      A tiny bit of concentrated matter is still only a tiny bit of matter, no matter how much you consentrate it!

      You clearly have no idea what you're talking about.

      r=2Gm/c^2. If you cram an amount of mass m into a radius r, you have a black hole. Even a tiny bit of matter gets you a black hole, if you sufficiently concentrate it.

    2. Re:Is Everybody Insane??? by dreymond · · Score: 1

      While he is wrong in saying that we cannot create a black hole, there may be some truth in part of what he is saying. I think that the gravity of this very small amount of mass would not be capable of attracting enough other mass to be dangerous, even if it were technically a black hole, as the event horizon is proportional to its mass. Being a black hole doesn't affect its total gravity, if I understand correctly, but it may change the mass's behavior in some other way that makes it more able to attract other mass, I don't know.

    3. Re:Is Everybody Insane??? by Wraithlyn · · Score: 1

      Just to play devil's advocate...

      What IF a black hole were created, which was actually stable for a length of time (as has recently been discussed), and it simply plunged towards the center of the earth, sucking up mass at an exponentially increasing rate as it went?

      Can someone explain why that scenario is impossible (presuming the creation of a stable black hole that escapes the containment of the equipment)?

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    4. Re:Is Everybody Insane??? by Peristarkawan · · Score: 1
      You're correct in that the effect of gravity from the black hole itself would be negligible from any measurable distance. However, anything coming into contact with the event horizon would be absorbed into the black hole, whether it was sucked in by gravity or not. So the way I see it being dangerous is this:
      1. Black hole forms, has enough mass to prevent instant evaporation.
      2. Being by far the densest object on the planet, the black hole quickly sinks to the center of the earth.
      3. The immense pressures at the earth's core ensure that the black hole gets plenty of fuel, in the form of liquid rock.
      4. As the earth's core is consumed by the black hole, the rest of the earth collapses around it, until eventually the entire planet is consumed.

      So ironically, the earth would actually be destroyed by its own gravity, not that of the black hole.

    5. Re:Is Everybody Insane??? by Peristarkawan · · Score: 1

      What makes it a black hole isn't the absolute strength of its gravity. It's the fact that it's compressed, which means that you can get much, MUCH closer to its center of mass. Remember, the force of gravity is inversely proportional to the square of distance, and that makes the force skyrocket as you get closer and closer.

      Conceptually, take your lead ball and place a particle at the surface, say a centimeter away from its center of mass. The gravitational force on the particle is negligible. Now collapse the lead ball into a black hole - its radius is now something like 10^-30 meters. While the particle is still a centimeter away, the force it experiences remains unchanged - but move it to the surface (the event horizon) once again, and it is now 10^28 times closer than it was before. The gravitational force on it increases by a factor of 10^56!

      As an aside, a stellar mass black hole isn't the size of an atomic nucleus. It's about 30 km in radius, or about the size of Rhode Island.

    6. Re:Is Everybody Insane??? by wumpus188 · · Score: 1

      A black hole CAN NOT BE CREATED By US!!!

      Don't worry... EU can.

    7. Re:Is Everybody Insane??? by identity0 · · Score: 1

      That's an interesting scenario, and I hope someone with real physics background could step in and tell us if it's plausible.

      But consider that the core of the Earth, as far as we can tell/estimate, is made of solid iron, because the pressure makes the iron solid even at very high temperatures.

      This might mean an even more interesting scenario: Once the black hole reaches the very center of the Earth, it stops receiving new matter, because the iron around it forms a tight solid sphere, the hole it came through becoming sealed by the pressure. The earth is then left with a black hole at its center, surrounded by a small vacuum and a solid iron sphere.

      Is this possible?

    8. Re:Is Everybody Insane??? by spyfrog · · Score: 1

      The only black holes EU can create are the agriculture budget. However, that is bad enough when you calculate how much it costs us every year...

    9. Re:Is Everybody Insane??? by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

      What if a Supernova was created at the LHC? What if it exploded and destroyed all the planets in our solar system out as far as Saturn, as well as the Sun?

      Can someone explain to me why this scenario is impossible, or at least, why it is less credible to the general public than Earth swallowing black holes?

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    10. Re:Is Everybody Insane??? by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

      r=2Gm/c^2. If you cram an amount of mass m into a radius r, you have a black hole.

      You assume the validity of that formula as r -> 0 adn as m -> 0 in the case of the LHC. Such an assumption is justified by no theory or experiment in modern physics.

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    11. Re:Is Everybody Insane??? by bucky0 · · Score: 1

      You clearly can't read.

      Just because a black hole is very dense doesn't mean it can magically accrete matter any better than it's constituent parts. A black hole consisting of two protons isn't going to be able to accrete matter to itself any better than two protons would.

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    12. Re:Is Everybody Insane??? by spiedrazer · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I should have said a "dangerous" black hole can't be created by us. If you check out other posts you will see that a tiny compressed stable mass would most likely act like a nutrino and only absorb particles that actually touched the event horizon, which would be very very rare. So, most people don't believe that a stable concentrated mass can occur from the LHC, but if it did, it would take biollions of years to do any real damage. So again, why do people continue to act like this is news someone should care about?

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    13. Re:Is Everybody Insane??? by dreymond · · Score: 1

      It is a very interesting scenario, most of it seems feasible, but I think it is all really contingent upon whether the black hole would evaporate quickly or not, and from my very scarce understanding of black holes, Hawking radiation emission makes black holes decay over time, and smaller black holes emit Hawking radiation quickly enough to evaporate very fast. I'm not very sure exactly how size relates to speed of decay, but in general I think the smaller it is , the faster it is consumed. About the black hole in the core, it doesn't seem probable that it would stabilize as it would always be attracted to the matter around it, and there would probably be enough angular momentum in the earth's rotation and movement to make it collide with the surrounding matter.

    14. Re:Is Everybody Insane??? by HuguesT · · Score: 1

      Even if all the energy spent by the LHC over an entire decade were somehow turned into matter, and that matter were somehow turned into a black hole, that black hole would have a minuscule event horizon, much smaller than the radius of a proton.

      Assuming the BH does not evaporate, it would never be able to swallow more than whatever elementary particle crosses its path directly.

      It would indeed fall to the center of the Earth and go out the other side. Even the densest matter at the center of the Earth would be like vacuum to it. It would fall up and down, in a very narrow orbit about the center of the Earth in about 90 minutes.

      It is not very difficult to compute how many elementary particles it would be able to swallow at each trip, and the answer is *extremely few* because at the scale of the BH matter is extremely sparse and hardly respond to even intense gravity.

      So we would have an extremely small BH, weighing far less than a few micrograms, orbiting inside the Earth, not able to do much really except swallow a proton or a neutron from time to time.

      In reality any BH created would be of extremely low weight and would evaporate.

    15. Re:Is Everybody Insane??? by HuguesT · · Score: 1

      Impossible because in order to swallow something, the BH needs to have an event horizon larger than that something. A BH created in the LHC would have the weight of the Higgs at most because this is what the LHC is designed to create, i.e. that of a few thousand neutrons. The even horizon for such BH is incredibly tiny, much smaller than the radius of a neutron. Hence not even a neutron can enter it.

      If it were created and did not evaporate, even as it fell towards the center of the Earth, it would not be able to swallow anything. Such a BH might be a problem for a neutron star but not to a body with the density of the Earth.

    16. Re:Is Everybody Insane??? by ErkDemon · · Score: 1
      No, it's just you. ;)

      As the other poster said, r=2Gm/c^2

      Removing the natural constants G and c we're left with the dependency relation r=2m.

      That says that if any given spherical mass is compacted to within a given radius, it acquires an event horizon (at the radius r), and earns the name "black hole". The critical radius at which this is supposed to happen is proportional to the amount of mass involved. Note that the equation has no lower limit to the amount of mass required.

    17. Re:Is Everybody Insane??? by Wraithlyn · · Score: 1

      Thanks for giving a straightforward answer, without being a jackass like the other two posters. Cheers.

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    18. Re:Is Everybody Insane??? by Wraithlyn · · Score: 1

      What is with the hostile sarcasm, seriously?

      I am not "making shit up" like your supernova example.

      I explicitly linked to a story from a few days ago, indicating that LHC may indeed create long-lived (relatively speaking) black holes. The exact quote, from Roberto Casadio of the Universita di Bologna, is "the expected decay times are much longer (and possibly > 1 sec) than is typically predicted by other models".

      I simply was asking for clarification why this wouldn't be a problem if it did in fact happen. So please just SFTU if you don't have an answer, instead of trying to be clever with an unwarranted appeal to ridicule.

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  84. this is fairly standard in modern engineering by Trepidity · · Score: 1

    People noticed some decades ago that failure analyses seemed to predict failures with much less frequency than failures actually occurred. Why? Because the failure analyses themselves have some frequency with which they're wrong (rest on incorrect assumptions, themselves contain errors, etc.). Furthermore, failures can come not only from poor design, but poor implementation, poor initial data (e.g. the site wasn't what you thought it was like), etc. If you want accurate estimates of the overall likelihood of failure, as you generally do, modern failure analysis tends to take an empirical, whole-system view, in which no component of the process is assumed a priori to have a zero error rate.

  85. Idiotic Arxiv papers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Can /. stop linking to papers on the Arxiv. Any one can publish ANYTHING on the Arxiv. It is not a reputable scientific source and /. should stop treating like one.

  86. An excerise in stating the bloody obvious by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's both right and wrong. The conclusion that we can't trust the probability of disaster if we got it wrong is correct...bloody obvious, but correct. The part where they use the population of the Earth to determine whether the LHC "risk" is acceptable is frankly insane. This seems to suggest that if Bird flu wipes out half the population then the "risk" of running the LHC is suddenly now more acceptable?

    1. Re:An excerise in stating the bloody obvious by eli+pabst · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's both right and wrong.

      Yes, yes, but what is it if I look inside the box?

    2. Re:An excerise in stating the bloody obvious by Wraithlyn · · Score: 1

      I haven't read the actual paper, just the article and abstract, but I would think one could use "percentage of global population" instead of an absolute body count for global risk assessment purposes.

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    3. Re:An excerise in stating the bloody obvious by qc_dk · · Score: 2, Funny

      Spartaaaaaa?

    4. Re:An excerise in stating the bloody obvious by breadstic · · Score: 1

      I haven't read the actual paper, just the article and abstract.

      That's not how it's done on slashdot. You don't tell us that you haven't read it. You pretend that you have, assume whatever you feel like assuming, then argue away.... And if someone picks you up on it, criticize their grammar until everyone forgets what it was you were arguing about.

    5. Re:An excerise in stating the bloody obvious by Renegade+Iconoclast · · Score: 1

      I don't see how a Brad Pitt film is relevant.

    6. Re:An excerise in stating the bloody obvious by Wraithlyn · · Score: 1

      Heh... I figured I was ahead of the curve by even reading the article and abstract. ;)

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  87. By this argument... by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1

    ...if someone publishes a paper saying that water isn't wet then there's a high probability of not being wet. It's completely obvious to anyone without a vested interest in some crackpot physical theory that the LHC is nowhere near powerful enough to produce black holes and that the whole black hole scare is nothing but a bit of creative writing. If someone publishes this fact, it doesn't suddenly become unreliable.

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  88. Clarifications by Toby_Ord · · Score: 5, Informative

    As one of the authors of the paper in question, I'd like to point out that the headline and summary are very misleading. We have *not* identified any particular miscalculation and nor have we claimed to. Indeed, we are impressed by the recent safety report and agree that it is very unlikely that there will be a disaster.

    The basic point of our paper is that what we really want to know is the chance of the disaster happening, but the reports give us the chance of it happening given a large number of physical assumptions. These probabilities are not the same, because there is a small but real chance that there is a flaw in these assumptions. This need not be due to any mistake on behalf of the physicists but may be like Lord Kelvin miscalculating the age of the Earth because nuclear fission and fusion were not yet known. Think of it this way: in a random sample of 1,000,000 cutting edge scientific articles that look as reliable as the LHC safety report, how many of them are likely to have flaws that invalidate their reasoning? This is especially pertinent as the safety report for the LHC's predecessor (the RHIC) failed to take into account anthropic considerations.

    Of course even if the argument is flawed, we are still probably safe. We have indeed dealt with this point in the paper. The overall risk is very small, but larger than the raw calculations suggest, and non-negligible when there are 6.5 billion lives at stake. We thus urge caution and a reassessment of the safety of the LHC taking these considerations into account.

    I encourage you all to read the actual article, which goes into many of these points in detail:

    http://arxiv.org/pdf/0810.5515v1

    1. Re:Clarifications by xPsi · · Score: 1

      The probability of creating a voracious black hole at the LHC is about the same as creating a voracious 1972 Cadillac at the LHC. Indeed, it is about as probable as creating a voracious black hole next to your head right now out of the vacuum. Such doomsday ideas were utterly fabricated nonsense forged in the minds of highly fringe and misguided people. The core ideas of your paper are interesting, but your work is better applied to things that really matter, not the pseudoscience of doomsday at supercolliders. Using the doomsday mania to sex up your work is fear mongering and borders on the unethical. Getting HIV from a handshake, however insanely unlikely, is a billion times more probable than destroying the earth from collisions at the LHC, but you don't seem to have used this example. Why not? Perhaps because it would be unethical to spread such nonsense?

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    2. Re:Clarifications by uassholes · · Score: 1
      Something supporting TFA seems to be a new calculation of the lifetime of the black holes that might be produced, indicating that they might live much longer than previously thought (but not reaching a "catastrophic" size before drifting off into space).

      http://arxiv.org/abs/0901.2948

    3. Re:Clarifications by pmontra · · Score: 1

      This is a very minor point but the paper is wrong about the origin Lord Kelvin's miscalculations of the age of Earth. He made his evaluation of 20 million years using thermal gradients which isn't a good model because Earth has a convective mantle. His assistant John Perry calculated an age of Earth of 2 to 3 billion years using the right model. That is a difference of two orders of magnitude. It's easy to see that radioactivity plays a minor role. An article appeared on GSA Today in January 2007 gives more details, John Perry's neglected critique of Kelvin's age for the Earth: A missed opportunity in geodynamics.

      However even if the paper was wrong about the actual reason for Kelvin's mistake, the paper is right in asserting that the wrong model usually invalidates any calculation derived from it. The difference between the calculations of Perry and Kelvin might be an even better demonstration of this point.

    4. Re:Clarifications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Scientists want the argument only to be about science. But it's also about authority and human rights.

      Namely, just who do you think you are telling me what risk is "acceptable" to me and my family?

      I don't want 1-in-trillions, I want zero risk, and even if YOU conclude the risk is really zero and not 1-in-trillions, you still have no right making decisions for me.

      If this were about the risks of carbon pollution, then there would be a Stalinist agenda to stamp out dissent. The risk of global warming is just too great, you see...

      But when you are a scientist and it's your ambition that requires calculated risk, suddenly you're a god who gets to decide what everyone else should think and feel about your sacred experiment... after all nothing in the world is more important than you and your data....

    5. Re:Clarifications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "The overall risk is very small, but larger than the raw calculations suggest, and non-negligible when there are 6.5 billion lives at stake."

      How can you conclude this? You state that there is a chance that this calculation is flawed. Well..that's obvious.

      The probability of an estimate being flawed says exactly nothing about what the correct estimate should be.

      Indeed, the error in the estimate could go either way. It could even be that the chances are in fact even smaller.

      The reality is, however, that to all probability the calculation is correct.

      You state that you "really want to know what the chance of the disaster happening [is]". Well in that case: look at the calculations and see if any flaws can be found instead of generalizing about "a probability of any scientific study being flawed".

      Any ways, if you really are interested in that probability, the factors that influence this probability should be studied: amount of reviews, type of study, qualifications of the authors etc. That would give you a model for judging the real chance of mistakes for this particular study.

      Further you would have to find a link between the flaws and the amount at which the results are wrong, so you could estimate the chance that this particular study could be so incredibly wrong that there is a reasonable chance they overlooked a factor that would make the disaster happening a real possibility.

    6. Re:Clarifications by haxor.dk · · Score: 1

      I was tempted to vote this post 'troll', but I decided just to ask here - is the above a troll, or just somebody who dont like scientists, and argues in a poor manner?

    7. Re:Clarifications by kwikrick · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Okay, I've read the paper. I do not agree with it.

      You claim that when a probability estimate for some event is very small, much smaller than the chance of the estimate being flawed, then we should consider the actual probability of the event to be larger.

      In the papers terminology:

      P(X) = P(X|A)P(A) + P(X|not A)P(not A)

      Where given are:

      - P(X|A) the probability estimate based on some argument and

      - P(A) the chance that the argument is flawed

      You then argue that if P(X|A) is very small, then P(X|not A), an arbitrary number, is probably much larger, and therefore P(X|not A) P(not A) may be significant compared to P(X|A)P(A). Thus, you argue, P(X) is probably higher than P(X|A).

      This is where you go wrong.

      You basically insert an arbitrary number, P(X|not A), based on an inexpert opinion, in the equation. Sure, the maths add up, you get a higher value for probability of the event, but your new probability estimate is no longer based on expert knowledge. You use some small number (1/1000) for P(X|not A) in your examples, but this makes no sense. Why not assume 50/50 if you simply don't know how likely it is that some event will happen? The main component of your new probability estimate is now only the statistical probability of an expert being wrong, which is independent of the probability of some event taking place.

      In other words: you simply replace the estimate of an expert with the estimate of a lay person, multiplied by the change that the expert is wrong. However, even if the expert is wrong, that does not mean the lay person is right. The number you end up with is junk, it is meaningless. It should definitely not be used for risk assessment.

      This is very dangerous use of probability theory. The argument in your paper is easy to follow, but it is false, and seeing that is not so simple. I sure hope no policy maker will read your paper and base important decisions on it.

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    8. Re:Clarifications by powerlord · · Score: 1

      I'm going to hope that this is sincere and not just a troll (but what the hey I'm having too much fun answering to care). :)

      I don't want 1-in-trillions, I want zero risk, and even if YOU conclude the risk is really zero and not 1-in-trillions, you still have no right making decisions for me.

      That is simply not possible in the world we live in. There is a chance greater than zero that:

      • You will walk out of your house today and be hit by a bus.
      • Your family will be killed by a meteor coming through your roof during dinner time.
      • The sun will eject a huge solar flare that will strip all the satellites from orbit and cause them to come crashing down raining fiery death across the planet.

      If this were about the risks of carbon pollution, then there would be a Stalinist agenda to stamp out dissent. The risk of global warming is just too great, you see...

      That also because the media has decided that Global Warming is the cause Du-Jour. There are still some people who disagree with the whole Global Climate Change theories. If the media as a whole decides that LHC is going to blow up the planet, then we'll see lots of stories about it, and celebrities "taking up the cause", wether it has any merit or not.

      But when you are a scientist and it's your ambition that requires calculated risk, suddenly you're a god who gets to decide what everyone else should think and feel about your sacred experiment... after all nothing in the world is more important than you and your data....

      Regardless of their concern for their own lives, consider that quite a few of the scientists have families of their own whom they would rather not consign to oblivion. I would imagine that they have as much motivation for ensuring the safety of the experiment as anyone else. The fact that this could open huge doors in physics is certainly a draw, but you can bet that if there was a credible chance of things going "very badly" we'd be hearing a large outcry ... even (or especially?) from those involved with the LHC who had families.

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    9. Re:Clarifications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I did get a chance to skim the article.

      When discussing the LHC safety report, it looked like you were only including probabilities of the correctness of the theories concerning the harmfulness of created micro black holes. I didn't see a section where you included the probability of the correctness of the theory (String Theory vs. Standard Model) that predicts black holes will be created. Maybe I missed it or maybe it was implicit or in the safety report itself.

      A further discussion about how observed experimental results (from Cosmic Rays say but also validity tests of the Standard Model) affect the probability of theory correctness seems like it would be interesting as well.

    10. Re:Clarifications by hacksoncode · · Score: 1

      Having read the paper, and having actually studied statistics enough to understand what makes a valid statistical argument, I assess the probability of your reasoning being correct is less than 1 in 10^9.

      There are so *many* *obvious* logical inconsistencies, failures to examine the entire picture, and assumptions that are totally unfounded (not to mention so many reductio ad absurdum arguments demonstrating the infeasibility of even this general type of argument) that I might simply assess the probability of this argument's correctness as 0. However, I'm cognizant of my potential to err in this... but not by *that* much (yes, I'm aware of the irony of this statement).

      Your laughably low hypothetical stipulation of 90% probability of this argument being wrong is just one of the less significant of those.

      Take, for example, the lack of inclusion of any assessment (or reasonable approach to even come close to calculating such an assessment) of how much such an invalid argument would affect the outcome. If, hypothetically, there were a 1/10,000 of an argument being wrong, but only a 1/10,000 chance of that logical error affecting the validity of the conclusion, then at best you can increase the assumable risk to 1/100,000,000. That's still high, of course, but the principle invalidates your entire argument. And that's just one of at least a dozen invalidating flaws I found in the reasoning while only thinking about this for half an hour.

      If we're going to worry about unlikely but plausible scenarios for planetary doom that we could do something about if we tried, let's examine the nearly undisputable fact that, statistically speaking, far more people die from asteroid impacts per year than shark attacks*.

      *(amortized over 1,000,000,000 years).

  89. Go figure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Given enough time, 100% of all scientific theories have turned out to be false.

  90. interesting by Goldsmith · · Score: 1

    The authors of this paper neglected to include errors working against their desired outcome (oddly, one of the main points of their paper). This really comes up in their argument that inconsequential actions with no "plausible" mechanism of catastrophe should not be treated by their theory. The example they give is dropping a pencil: there's no way to know whether dropping or not dropping a pencil could destroy the planet. Plausibility is a tricky thing, and there are certainly situations where knowledge of advanced physics could help save life as we know it. What if we *need* to do this experiment to prevent the destruction of the planet? I have no idea what the probability on that is, but by their arguments, it is nearly the same as the probability that running the experiment will destroy the earth (their argument is essentially that extremely small probabilities should be replaced in favor of the measured probability that the relevant group, in this case LHC physicists, is wrong).

    Thus the argument comes to: is it plausible that we may need to know advanced particle physics in the future to prevent catastrophe. I think it's certainly plausible. They strangely propose a 90% error on themselves, which would actually make the risk of not doing the experiment much higher than the risk of doing it (LHC physicist error is around 0.3% in their higher estimations).

    Fun bar conversation. Bad science.

    1. Re:interesting by UBfusion · · Score: 1

      I think that the probability of the earth being destroyed is 1. When this will happen (before or after LHC) does not matter much.

      However, LHC might show the way to new energy sources (fission) and thus save mankind for some more thousands of years.

      As my grandmother said, "there's no evil without a good implication". And TFA, being either accurate or inaccurate, will certainly motivate some youngster to delve into the mysteries of Science. And that is a Good Thing (TM).

    2. Re:interesting by Goldsmith · · Score: 1

      I agree! You put it much more clearly than I did.

      I do hope they send their paper out for review. The risks and rewards of physics research are very interesting, and worth a complete look rather than just a rough draft posted to arxiv.

  91. MOD parent up: there's no physics in the paper! by BitterOak · · Score: 1

    Parent is quite correct. I read the paper expecting to find sophisticated calculations about the properties of micro black holes, and instead I found a rather pedestrian discussion of probability theory.

    The basic argument for the safety of the LHC still stands: nature has frequently produced collisions at much higher energies than we can ever hope to achieve in the LHC, many such occurring in the Earth's atmosphere, and yet the Earth has stayed around long enough for intelligent (or maybe not so much) life to evolve here.

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  92. arXiv is not peer reviewed by ebmi · · Score: 2, Informative

    Along with the other comments here, I would also like to point out that arXiv is _not_ peer reviewed. It's really frustrating the amount of citations from arXiv I've seen lately. People need to take everything from arXiv with a grain of salt. Sure, arXiv is there to spark discussion, but until it ends up in a peer reviewed journal, treat it as hearsay.

    1. Re:arXiv is not peer reviewed by TerranFury · · Score: 1

      Seriously. I've read a bunch of factually-incorrect stuff on arXiv -- e.g., stuff contradicting well-known results from optimal control. I was lucky that I knew it was wrong.

  93. Confearacy!!!! by Viperlin · · Score: 0

    So your arguments are based on probability i see. sadly the entire article also works in the way that you can replace black holes with giant strippers and it still works, there is no evidence that black holes will be created, you cannot prove a negative, therefore there are no studies looking into how probable it is, for that would be a waste of time. and i am not a blogger, so of course my intelligence is lower than the "journalist" and even i can see his flaws!!

  94. What if this study is wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't we also have to consider that this study might be wrong?

  95. Life elsewhere - now gone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know how we haven't found any life "out there" ?

    What if there is/was life out there.. but they all progress to the point where they all build a LHC.. and it creates a black hole that swallows their planet.. leaving no trace? :D

  96. Everybody is worried about the LHC by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 1

    At Uncyclopedia we made fun of it.

    Including Sci Fi references:
    "No! Davros, you can't!"

            ~ Doctor Who on switching on the LHC

    "The Large Hadron Collider is a particle accelerator that has not yet destroyed the world.[1]"

    I think the first sentence pretty much sums up what it is and what it possibly can do.

    Some people have a theory that at least some of the black holes in the universes used to be Earth like planets until they invented a LHC device which made small black holes that quickly became giant black holes and swallowed their planet and then later their star. That is why there is no intelligent life, each planet that reached our current stage of technology developed a LHC that either destroyed the planet or made a big a** large black hole that swallowed the planet and its star.

    Of course miniaturizing it into a planet sized black hole gun, we can use it as a weapon and aim and fire black holes at enemy planets, swallowing them into the man made black holes or even create a black hole bomb.

    It is tempting to just withdraw all US and EU troops from the middle-east and then drop a LHC black hole bomb on them and see it wipe out part of the planet and sacrifice innocent lives to finally get rid of terrorists living their and their support from dictatorships that use oil money to fund terrorist networks. But doing so would be highly immoral and unethical, killing billions of lives and destroying what natural resources are available there.

    Which is why we should propose a ban on black hole weapons just like we want a ban on nuclear bombs.

    What if Iran invents their own LHC? The horror, the horror!

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    1. Re:Everybody is worried about the LHC by dutchd00d · · Score: 1

      At Uncyclopedia we made fun of it.

      Well, I never... That would be the first time Uncyclopedia is funny.

  97. VNV Nation - Further lyrics by aliquis · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Who would remember if we all died?

    At the end of days, at the end of time.
    When the Sun burns out will any of this matter.
    Who will be there to remember who we were?
    Who will be there to know that any of this had meaning for us?
    And in retrospect I'll say we've done no wrong.
    Who are we to judge what is right and what has purpose for us?
    With designs upon ourselves to do no wrong,
    running wild unaware of what might come of us.
    The Sun was born, so it shall die, so only shadows comfort me.
    I know in darkness I will find you giving up inside like me.
    Each day shall end as it begins and though you're far away from me
    I know in darkness I will find you giving up inside like me
    Without a thought I will see everything eternal,
    forget that once we were just dust from heavens fire.
    As we were forged we shall return, perhaps some day.
    I will remember you and wonder who we were.

  98. Good news. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wrote about this in the last post, it seems as though someone was listening, even if i didn't get a score.

    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1102267&cid=26587923

  99. Media scare-mongering by jstott · · Score: 1

    One study simply said: "there is no risk of any significance whatsoever from such black holes". The danger is that this thinking could be entirely flawed, but what are the chances of this?

    The earth is bombarded daily with cosmic rays literally billions of times more energetic than anything LHC will produce. There is nothing going on at LHC that hasn't been happening continuously in our upper atmosphere since the very formation of the earth.

    In my book, that qualifies as "there is no risk of any significance whatsoever from such black holes"!

    -JS

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    1. Re:Media scare-mongering by Tokerat · · Score: 1

      Does a black hole just "exist", or does it presumably get more and more powerful the more matter it pulls in?

      A black hole out by the heliopause has nothing to "eat" if you will, but something in the collider is buried under the surface of a giant lump of mass (the earth). Does that raise the possibility of it getting larger, or is there some other factor required for black hole stability? (I'm asking: IANAPhysicist)

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  100. Hand waving argument to why it won't happen by iamangry · · Score: 1

    1. We have discovered and confirmed neutron stars. 2. Neutron stars have a density on the order of atomic nuclei, the strong force and electroweak forces keep gravity from completely collapsing the matter into a singularity. 3. Supermassive black holes found in things like AGN (Active Galactic Nuclei) can produce particles with energy on the order of 10^19 eV, as compared to the LHC which can produce particles with energy on the order of 10^12 eV. Some of these energetic particles inevitably strike neutron stars as they do our atmosphere. 4. Neutron stars exist. This means that with 7 orders of higher energy and a much larger particle target, black holes still have not formed and sucked up all neutron stars. Given the frequency with which ultra high energy particles are observed in our own atmosphere, this should occur a relatively short time after a neutron star was first formed. So the point: LHC cannot make black holes which suck up the Earth thereby ending human life because neutron stars exist and are not short lived.

  101. What other information does she have? by Estanislao+Mart�nez · · Score: 1

    Say one in fifty men beat their wives. Is it too risky for my wife to stay with me, then?

    What other information does she have about you, and what is the conditional probability of you beating her given that information?

    As one adds more information about you to your wife's model, her probability assignments must be revised to account for that information. For example, if there are specific personality features in men such that men who lack them strongly tend not to beat their wives, and you clearly do not have those personality features, your wife would need to revise her estimate downwards that you might beat her.

    Your rhetorical question only truly has effect if the only facts that your wife brought into the decision were that (a) you are a man, and (b) one in fifty men beat their wives. A woman that decided to marry a man knowing nothing else about him would not universally be judged to be acting very rationally.

    1. Re:What other information does she have? by Toonol · · Score: 1

      As one adds more information about you to your wife's model, her probability assignments must be revised to account for that information.

      Exactly! And the same applies to scientific papers. Since some papers have a good chance of being wrong, some papers have a very small chance of being wrong, trying to Universally generalize the odds of a paper being mistaken is only valid if we have _no_ other information about the paper. That's never the case, because we have far more information about _all_ papers... the actual contents.

  102. Re:Red Title? by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

    I used to be subscriber. I haven't renewed for a couple of months due to a tightening of my budget as a result of the economic crash. Surely you can understand that. ;)

  103. LHC vs Lotto by Narnie · · Score: 1
    So, basically the odds of buying a winning lotto ticket is still higher than the odds of the LHC destroying the earth?

    Dammit... better cancel the hookers and blow.

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  104. Probability of error is not the issue by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1
    If we have independent observations from different parties, each using different methods then we can use the numbers in conjunction with eachother.

    In the LHC case we have pretty much the same set of information being analysed by different people but using the same science, we then don't gain anything except verification of calculations. Even then, scientists very seldom run all their calculations from scratch but use common packages (MathCAD etc) and models. If they all run the same calcs then that's hardly verification.

    What is far more important in the LHC case is this: Do scientists have sufficient understanding of the laws of physics? Asking them is pointless because they don't know how much they don't know and are thus incapable of making a reasonable guess as to whether something will happen that exceeds the bounds of their knowledge.

    What we're talking about is more possibility than probability.

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  105. Agenda in Headline by systemeng · · Score: 1

    Whoever wrote this headline has an agenda. This is simply the abstract of a paper that analyzes the validity of uncertainty calculations and uses the LHC as an example of how to perform a better uncertainty calculation.

    Real applications have nothing to do with the LHC but instead are likely to involve failure probabilities in safety systems and other situations where models are used and occasionally given unreasonably low uncertainties.

    In short, this paper probably has grand applicability to software in products adherent to IEC 61508 and no applicability to the LHC. Try this example: you estimate the mean time between failures of your code to be 20,000 hours plus or minus 1000 hours. Your colleagues know you make completely boneheaded mistakes in 50% of your calculations. This means that given your work, the conditional probability of the actual answer being 20,000 hours plus or minus 1000 is a lot lower than it otherwise would have been and this conditional probability is not the same thing as the probability of the actual event.

  106. Re:Flawed, invalid, wrong, confused, or just nonse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Follow the link in the post which says (abstract). Go to the top right hand corner of the page which subsequently appears, by the magic of the internet. There is a link which says 'PDF Only'. This will not lead you to reports on a pro-adobe march.

  107. black holes can be useful to humanity by SethJohnson · · Score: 1

    It's much more likely that FTL isn't possible (in which case there could be life in half the galaxy and we'd probably never know)

    People are really worried about these black holes, but they could be our solution to conquering the vastness of space. Regarding your skepticism of FTL travel, you might want to consider the possibility of USING the black holes for the purpose of traveling great distances. Forget worm holes for now, but consider the Event Horizon surrounding these miniature black holes. If we can create the black holes surrounding ourselves (or a small craft), then we can accelerate approaching c to create relativistic effects for the occupants of the craft. If we can create the artificial black hole surrounding a craft that is already in motion in space, then it will continue to travel for millions of years while the occupants only experience a short span of time.

    Well, that kind of screws up their relationship with life on Earth, which will be millions of years advanced by the time the explorers find another civilization in the Andromeda Galaxy or elsewhere. I've got a solution for keeping them in the same timeline. (I'm working on a patent for this whole system, so please don't try to steal this before I can bring it to market.) We'll need to surround the entire solar system with a black hole to match the relatavistic effects travelers are experiencing in their interstellar craft. We can't just enclose the Earth, because the Sun will go nova within minutes of us sitting inside our cozy Event Horizon. We have to preserve the Sun as well as all the other planets.

    This capability will be the greatest technological advancement of humankind. When we can control time via relativistic effect, we can solve a LOT of problems. For instance, if you want a googleplex of CPU hours to be produced by a machine, you can send it outside the black hole enclosing the solar system and have it return in just a few minutes. Meanwhile, while it was outside, it ran your computations for hundreds of thousands of years.

    CERN is just the first step.

    Seth

  108. Re:Voodoo Science: But what is the RAC for it? by LamboAlpha · · Score: 1
    I going to assume the hazard type/severity of "Catastrophic/I" (death may occur), but without a good probability, I can't calculate a RAC for it.

    Risk Assessment Code
    HAZARD....MISHAP
    SEVERITY..PROBABILITY
    ....A B C D
    I... 1 1 2 3
    II.. 1 2 3 4
    III. 2 3 4 4
    IV. 3 4 4 4

    1. Imminent Danger
    2. Serious
    3. Moderate
    4. Minor

  109. Gee, it's too bad... by Tokerat · · Score: 1

    We all decided to buy war machines instead of going into space with that momentum we had in the 60s. Maybe we could have the technology to push this bad boy out in space so if it DOES create a black hole, it can't eat the earth and gain mass, only the collider itself, which presumably isn't massive enough to start sucking in distant objects. Any physicists want to clarify? Do we need to be inside the ionosphere/have gravity for this equipment to function properly?

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  110. "Honestly, if the human race has to end..." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FOR SCIENCE!

  111. MOD PARENT UP by Tokerat · · Score: 1

    An author of the paper in question speaks up to clarify his work from the grossly miss-representative headline and summary, and in 3.5 hours it gets modded +2 Insightful? I think this needs an Informative and an Underrated, pronto.

    (Slashdot: Even the submitters don't RTFA anymore.)

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  112. of all the ways we could destroy the world... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of all the ways we could destroy the world research into basic science is the most noble way. I'm not worried about the LHC when there are many more ignorant and brutish ways that are more likely.

  113. bigger picture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    has anyone ever thought about why we do not observe any signs of intelligent life in the galaxy?

  114. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  115. Public distrust of science / tech warranted. by tjstork · · Score: 1

    Proponent : Oh, you fool! Smokestacks are the sign of prosperity! Modern science is bringing you low cost energy and consumer goods! What could go wrong!

    Proponent : Hey, instead of using whales for oil, why not get with the program, you luddite, and get it from the ground? Nothing could go wrong!

    Proponent: Oh, what are you, a fireman or something? Trains are obsolete! Get onboard with the modern car! What could possibly go wrong!

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    1. Re:Public distrust of science / tech warranted. by Spatial · · Score: 1

      Those are industries, not scientific research facilities.

    2. Re:Public distrust of science / tech warranted. by tjstork · · Score: 1

      The industries were created in the name of science, just as much as green industry and genetic engineering is today.

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  116. Bad science by fusellovirus · · Score: 1

    There are several flaws in the articles reasoning:

    1. Retracted papers are retracted for many reasons...a small fraction of which is because the fundamental principal of the paper is wrong. Most often it has to do with smaller things.

    2. Prediction is not a zero sum game. Just because someones theory about the risk is incorrect does not mean the worst case scenario will happen.

    3. The risk assessment of the LHC is not based on one persons theory, but a collection of scientists theories. As with most scientists, they disagree on a multitude of minor points and some major ones. Despite this the consensus from the vast majority of physicists is that there is little or no danger in smashing particles at the energys used in the LHC. For this to be incorrect the hypotheses of not one but all of the scientists would have to be in error, bringing us back to a very small probability of death by black hole.

  117. Destruction of the entire planet. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The thinking of those who say "no chance of black holes" is totally flawed. If they continue with this LHC bullshit, then all the money and effort of those who worked on this project will have been spent on building the doomsday mechanism that will be responsible for the destruction of the planet and the deaths of all mankind. A tiny black hole will form. Before it can evaporate, it will swallow just enough particles from the surrounding space that it will reach a certain critical mass whereby it will swallow material faster than it can evaporate. Even just slightly faster will be enough, because it will be impossible to handle this tiny object in any way; it will be impossible to destroy it; it will be impossible to discard it. I think it will actually take time for this thing to swallow the whole planet. Maybe days, maybe weeks. Imagine what kind of horror will sweep the planet when everyone worldwide realizes that within hours or days, they will be sucked with immense gravity into this black hole, to their deaths. First there will be a coverup. Within hours the coverup will fail. Chaos will sweep the planet in the short time between the formation of this thing and the total destruction. The entire planet will become a lump of black hole material about the size of a tennis ball.

  118. Just a comment... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everybody seems to be afraid of black holes (small things with great density), but has anyone tried to calculate the density of a black hole? And for a frame of reference, computed the density of an electron?

    A rough calculation will show that an electron actually have a density GREATER than a black hole. (Left as an execise for the reader)

    So I propose a ban of electrons before we all die!

  119. Don't fear the hadron by ebuck · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Basically all the arguments for black hole creation fail when you ask the question, "Where are you going to get all the mass to create the black hole?"

    A black hole has much more mass than our planet. Energy released from the destruction of mass is supposed to be very large; even if it were possible to convert energy into mass at the LHC, the mass gain should be negligible.

    1. Re:Don't fear the hadron by Morty · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Black holes do not require lots of mass, they require lots of density. If matter is packed into an area less than that matter's Schwarzschild radius, you have a black hole. There is a real theory that this experiment will create a black hole. However, the same theory that says that a black hole could be created also says that black holes should be created all the time in Earth's upper atmosphere. Small black holes are harmless because they rapidly evaporate. Regardless of what will be created, the LHC is just recreating events that occur all the time in our upper atmosphere, so saying that it could be harmful is kinda stupid -- if there were a significant risk, we would already be dead.

    2. Re:Don't fear the hadron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Black holes do not require lots of mass, they require lots of density. [...] the LHC is just recreating events that occur all the time in our upper atmosphere, so saying that it could be harmful is kinda stupid

      Isn't the density of our upper atmosphere quite a bit lower than the metal walls of the LHC? Very few things up there are dense enough to to hit earth, but there are plenty of things down here that can.

    3. Re:Don't fear the hadron by Morty · · Score: 2, Informative

      To make a black hole out of a mass the size of the Earth, you need to pack it into a radius of about 9mm. That's incredibly dense, even compared to all known metals. And for less massive blackholes, the required density increases; at the masses we're talking, the radius is miniscule. Black holes also tend to evaporate, with smaller black holes evaporating faster. So whether we are looking at the upper atmosphere or at the LHC, any blackholes created cannot swallow matter fast enough to survive, let alone grow.

    4. Re:Don't fear the hadron by HuguesT · · Score: 1

      but the collisions happen in the vacuum inside the LHC, not on the LHC's walls. Anyway it doesn't matter since you can make the same argument with the Moon, which is plenty dense, yet has not been swallowed in any black holes in the last 4B+ years that it has existed.

    5. Re:Don't fear the hadron by TopherC · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think you're right about the scales here, but only according to general relativity (in 4 dimensions), which also predicts that black holes of any sort will not form at the LHC. If they could, their radius would be about 10^-50 m, which is small compared to atomic distances (10^-10 m) or even nuclear distances (10^-15 m), and requires far greater energy densities than the LHC can produce.

      The hope is that by observing the rapid evaporation of black holes at the LHC, one could support a class of theories that predict "large" extra dimensions. I'm not sure if this is exclusive to string theory or not, but I think the basic idea is that if the universe is really 10-dimensional or so (which seems to be a general requirement of any string theory), the "extra" (not observed) dimensions must be somehow curled up in such a way that they have no affect on any observed phenomena. Large Extra Dimensions is the idea that some of these may not be curled up so tightly, and would give rise to new physics on very small scales. It would then be possible for microscopic black holes to be many orders of magnitude larger than one would expect otherwise, and possibly even within reach of whatever energy scale the latest accelerator is running at.

      As I describe it here, this theory seems rather far-fetched. It is a weakly-motivated extension of string theory, and all string theory has going for it right now is a peculiar aesthetic. But I'm sure I'm not doing it enough justice. I think Large Extra Dimensions is an attractive theory because it helps resolve quite a few problems of consistency and scale (or "naturalness") in more standard theories. But why the scale of these extra dimensions should be just enough so that we could start to see effects of it at the LHC and not at even higher energies is particularly hard to justify.

      So seeing black holes at the LHC seems extremely unlikely, but it's worth looking for them because the importance of such a discovery would be huge.

      Then there's the problem of whether or not these black holes could somehow rapidly grow (not evaporate) and shrink the earth down to the size of a marble. Well, I'd think that if this were the case, we'd probably have seen "harmless" black holes at lower energies already, such as at RHIC. They looked, but found nothing. And then there's the cosmic ray argument that others have mentioned here. Cosmic ray collisions at energies at (and way beyond) the LHC energies have been occurring all the time, and at rates much higher than the LHC as well. I think there are lots of observations that prove our universe is not so delicate.

      It sounds to me like the article referenced does not take into account any kind of far-fetchedness of a doomsday theory. Maybe we're living in a matrix-like virtual world and with just the wrong combination of words typed into my computer, or the wrong set of thoughts in my mind, I'd expose a new bug in The Simulator and crash it, destroying all life as we know it. There is a lot of uncertainty in this theory. Does that mean we must live in constant fear? If we must, there are better things to worry about. So for me this "Probing the Improbable" article fails to pass a sanity test.

    6. Re:Don't fear the hadron by geekboy642 · · Score: 2

      The real problem here is the existence of a "black hole" boogeyman. It's not a singularity of compressed matter in peoples' minds, it's an invisible thing that will, regardless of size, slowly consume the entire earth. Stupid people, or uneducated ones, are the root cause of this hysteria.

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  120. I don't understand all of the fuss about this. by Fuji+Kitakyusho · · Score: 1

    Everyone is talking about giant black holes that will swallow the earth as if that's a bad thing.

  121. Sergey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't actually understand the panic with these black holes. If everybody dies in a flash, who cares?

  122. It is certainly a voodoo summary by carlsven · · Score: 1

    The idea of 1 in 10000 papers having errors is silly. Two in three published and peer-reviewed papers have serious errors, as a rule of thumb. It is the way science works, on the cutting edge there are a lot of mistakes.

  123. It's a long "what if" story by captainpanic · · Score: 1

    The original article is about "what if" the calculations are wrong. Slashdot seems to suggest that they're proven wrong. Quite a difference.

  124. more or less by Toam · · Score: 1

    makes the LHC safety assurances more or less invalid

    Lets hope it makes it less invalid!

  125. Cosmic rays anyone? by jbssm · · Score: 1
    Really Slashdot, it's about time you stop with this sensationalist crap about the LHC.

    We have an example in nature of something far more powerful (more than 10000x more powerful in some cases), that is being bombarding Earth since it appeared, The Cosmic Rays. And we are still here right? There are no black holes or any other space singularities forming around us.

    So, please dedicate your minds to something useful instead of putting fear in to people heads.

  126. I wish they are right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Every time I see an article like this one, I wish they are right and black hole is going to swallow this stupid world.

  127. They are not physicists! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm at Oxford University and these guys are NOT physicists. I actually know one of them (Toby) in passing, and he is a philosopher (though he was a mathematician), and the other two are also philosophers. You can actually check this publicly at www.ox.ac.uk under "contact people".

    They clearly haven't the faintest idea what the probabilities they are giving values to in the paper actually of total destruction are, and seem to have only a very basic knowledge of physics. Frankly, their actual estimates of the probabilities in question are insultingly arrogant.

  128. Jim is just as wrong it's .1% likely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But how likely is it that Jim is 49x out on his estimate?

    THAT is the voodoo shit going on in the paper.

  129. And what if it produces nypho clones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or if it produces a goose that lays golden eggs?

    I mean, if you're going to say "What if X happens" and X isn't going to happen, why stop at boring old X="long lived microscopic black holes"?

    If you're making shit up, make it GOOD.

    PS the answer is that the chances of any matter falling in to this black hole would constitute about 1 atom every 100,000 passes through the earth, each pass taking a couple of days. To reach the 10^24kg of the earth would take thousands of times longer than the age of the universe.

    The other anwser is: what if 0.001% of the energy of the collision wasn't converted? After all, if they aren't going EXACTLY STRAIGHT ON toward each other, there's some momentum left over. And that momentum would have such a small mass move at several hundred times the escape velocity of the earth, hence the mincro black hole would pass once tops through the earth then continue on into outer space.

  130. Seriously, this Slashdot post is a waste of time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's good to ask questions, but these questions have already been answered... endlessly

    Worse yet, the study in question has NOTHING to do with the LHC. A bunch of journalists decided that it'd be more interesting to continue the doomsday meme. Pathetic

  131. Understatement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Correct.
    Not just one scientist would have to be wrong but all 10,000 working on the LHC.
    Even worse; Over 100,000 papers and supporting experiments would have to be wrong.

    I guess they are trying to say;
    We got more bogus papers that state that the LHC is unsafe than you got papers that prove the LHC is safe. So we got a better chance of being correct!
    Just like the tabacco industry, for every person in a white cote proving us wrong we get 4 that say the opposite.

  132. If you live in the tail 2nd order terms matter by Alomex · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The headline and summary are misleading but the main point of the paper stands. Once we are talking about probabilities of one-in-a-million or less, other second order terms come into effect.

    Example: the probability of the blood "not being from OJ Simpson" was declared to be "one-in-six-billion". Well at those orders of magnitude the probability of an unknown-to-him twin brother are higher than that. Of course I'm not claiming he has one. In all likelihood he doesn't, it's just that the probability of that event is around 1-in-100 million, which far outweighs the 1-in-6,000,000,000 given by the genetics "expert".

    So the correct thing to say is that the chances of the blood not being OJs is one-in-100,000,000. Good enough for me to convict and scientifically accurate. The other figure is nonsense.

    1. Re:If you live in the tail 2nd order terms matter by ErkDemon · · Score: 1
      In the OJ case, even a 1:100,000,000 match was unreliable as evidence that OJ definitely left the blood, because after OJ provided a blood sample, someone from the police department booked the blood out and visited the crime scene with OJ's blood in his pocket, and I think it was supposed to be after that that the incriminating bloodstain (on the gate?) was discovered.

      So, given that the LAPD police wanted OJ really badly, what's your estimated likelihood that the person at the crime scene with the container of blood (with motive, means and opportunity) planted that bloodstain?

      If you figure that the chances that that blood was planted is one in a hundred, then the estimated certainty of his guilt, based purely on that one blood stain, would have to be downgraded accordingly. If you figure that the blood match is a dead cert, the thing that becomes relevant is the odds that the sample was left maliciously.

      If you figure that it's more likely than not that the sample was planted, then the claimable evidence of guilt from that one piece of evidence drops to less than 50:50.

      This doesn't mean that he's "really" more likely to be innocent than guilty: it means that on that one piece of evidence he's more likely to be found not guilty. If you factor in other pieces of evidence, the composite "claimable guiltiness" factor could increase again.

      However, in the OJ case, once it had been established that the jury couldn't trust the LAPD to handle evidence competently, the rest of the evidence became suspect, too, and the jury had to decide that the case wasn't safe.

      Similarly with the LHC safety assessment. If the LHC claim that the certainty that the LHC is safe is overwhelming, then the focus switches to how certain we are that the calculations are meaningful. If their record of safe/unsafe was wrong 50% of the time (if 50% of the things that they said were "safe" blew up), then it would be difficult to say that we knew from their assessment that the odds that it was safe were significantly better than that 50%.

      Of course, an "unreliable" assessment of high safety doesn't magically make the plant physically unsafe, but what it does mean is that the claimable safety of the plant, based on that one assessment, as judged by a third party, would be lowered. If more evidence accumulated suggesting that the plant was safe, the "claimable safety" of the plant would rise again.

      Of course, the underlying safety of the plant would be the same regardless of what the assessments said, or how good or bad they were ... but that underlying data isn't available to us.

  133. Lies, bigger lies, statistics... by Petersson · · Score: 1

    How do they calculate probability of something that never happenned?

    LHC is an experimental device, the scientists built it in order to learn new things about universe. Honestly, they don't know exactly what will happen when they start it, and they want to know what happens. This process is called 'an experiment'.

    If the scientists knew what will happen inside, they wouldn't have to built LHC in the first place.

    Again, how precisely can they calculate probability of something they're not sure what it does?

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    1. Re:Lies, bigger lies, statistics... by LingNoi · · Score: 1

      Exactly, just turn it on and if it does make a black hole well, great! Now we can study one up close and learn new things about the universe.

  134. Your equation 1 is misused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You cannot add together or combine the probabilities resulting from mutually exclusive conditions, ie. P(X|A) and P(X|~A). It's equivalent to arguing from a false premise in order to "prove" a falsehood.

    And quite apart from misuse of the equation, P(X|~A) doesn't even have a value, since a probability cannot be assigned in the absence of a valid argument.

    1. Re:Your equation 1 is misused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Their equation 1 is used correctly. It's simply the law of total probability for the case n=2.

  135. Same time next week? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    I think they just forgot to include the figure for how many times the naysayers (eg; "The end is nigh!") were wrong.

    Hey, they only need to be right once.

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  136. 2nd order risk analysis Not Voodoo. by MickLinux · · Score: 1

    The article is simply noting that there is a difference between known risks and unknown risks, and not all risks that we classify as "known" are actually known.

    Let me give you a prime example that my brother ran into as he was working towards a PhD in Atomic Physics, which is quite ironic.

    When you combine data sets in order to get averages, standard deviations, and the like, there is one set of equations that you should use if you know the size of each data set.

    There is entirely a different set of equations that you should use, if you *don't* know the size of each data set.

    Typically, only the second of these is published as "the rule for combining data sets", probably because the first case is trivial. But because only the second of these is published, often researchers combine data sets of known size using the wrong set of equations. There errors typically aren't all that large (though they can be). That was where my brother ran into the problem, chasing down errors that shouldn't have shown up.

    Right there is a risk that is classified as known, which is actually unknown.

    Now, the original article is claiming that we are ignoring secondary probabilities of error. For numerical calculations, that is quite normal, since the magnitude of r^2 is much less than the magnitude of r, for small r. But for theoretical conclusions, it is not always valid. Sometimes very distinct features are brought out by the 2nd-order calculations (such as the charge/mass ratio of a unitary spin black hole).

    Indeed, the fact that we are ignoring this, is itself an error in theory.

    It was similar flaws in theory that led to launching the Challenger (first order approximation: we haven't lost a shuttle yet, therefore it is safe.) Not only that, but the problem is endemic with government-sponsored research. LHC is government-sponsored. Therefore, my own first-order approximation is that the LHC is subject to the same flaws in groupthink as NASA.

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  137. Is Universe Tiny Black Holes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Created by extint civilizations who had experiments with devices ? such as LHC ?
    We will know soon ! (or not) :)

  138. Didnt economic crisis start when last turned on? by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

    I dont know if its a coincidence, but didnt the economy tank the second they switched it on...

    Maybe future sharemarket knowledge traveled through time into peoples heads and they got a clue, SELL NOW, its all a con and ponzi scheme, all shares are worthless.

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  139. Cit. "Most scientific papers are probably wrong" by littlewink · · Score: 1

    Most scientific papers are probably wrong. That being so, then the cited paper is also probably wrong. Aside: are black holes a planetary civilization IQ test?

  140. WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!! by mcgrew · · Score: 1

    Probably not from the LHC, but you have to go sometime.

  141. Heard this one before by 3278 · · Score: 0

    This is a scientific restatement of Pascal's Wager, and the same logic can be applied to any action: if the chances of me blowing up the universe by turning on my blender are not provably zero, I shouldn't use the blender, because the risks [destruction of everything] are so high. It's mathematically and logically sound, but ultimately immaterial: at some point, one has to weigh the evidence with which one is presented against the degree of certainty with which we can determine the risk. Or stop using the blender altogether, and then it's no more frozen daiquiris for any of us.

  142. So, assume the alarmists are correct - then what? by userw014 · · Score: 1

    If the alarmists are correct (and I doubt they are, but I don't know enough about the physics here to form a confident opinion), then what happens? This is more of a thought-experiment than anything else.

    Will a black hole suddenly swallow the world so quickly that we'd have no warning? (Would that be the best of all possible bad outcomes?) This would imply that they generated such a large black hole that it grew within a matter of seconds (or perhaps minutes) into some world-swallowing gobbler - or that it generated a black hole that went undetected and fell into the earth until it grew into a world swallowing gobbler.

    Would it be possible to generate a black hole that (somehow) gained enough velocity or momentum (from asymmetric gobbling of the earth) to escape from the earth? I.e.: if a black hole swallows stuff on only one "side" (whatever that means for a singularity), would there be sufficient asymmetrical release to eject it from the earth? What happens if it ends up in low-earth orbit? Does that wreck GPS and earth monitoring satellites?

    What if a black hole simply orbits inside the earth for a while - would it heat the core as it destroys the matter of the core? How much destruction of matter (E=MC^2) would be necessary to cause significant enough heating to cause an increase in volcanism? How does conservation of momentum apply here? Does the thing orbit closer and closer to the center of the earth as it gobbles more and more of the earth?

    Mostly, I wonder if there'll be enough time to panic and really make people's lives terribly awful, or if we'll all just disappear without much warning at all.

  143. Apocalypse? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the Biblical book of Revelation, a prophetic account of 1/3 of the stars falling, etc., is mentioned... Suppose the LHC creates enough of a gravitational shift that satellites come down and other undesirable effects? How would someone writing 2000 years ago describe LHC failure?

  144. Black hole math is wrong by sweetser · · Score: 1
    The Schwarzschild solution assumes the source is static, spherically symmetric, non-rotating, and uncharged. There are other solutions that have rotation and electric charge. A small volume of spacetime with an enormous amount of mass is not going to be static, as in not changing in time. The Einstein field equations are too tough to solve exactly for a metric changing in both time and space, so people try to approximate a solution. Most people who work on black hole physics don't even do that much, sticking with Schwarzschild to see what that manifestly innappropriate metric implies.

    Yes, there are small places with LOTS of mass, but no, we don't describe the math correctly at this time.

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  145. Probability 100% by Maury+Markowitz · · Score: 1

    If you're going to assign probabilities to arguments as the starting point of the discussion, well, fine.

    Cosmic rays shower the Earth with energies that are higher than LHC. These have failed to create black holes that have eaten the Earth. Thus, it is impossible for LHC to create black holes that will eat the Earth.

    Probability of this argument being correct? 100%, give or take zero.

    Maury

  146. Re:So, assume the alarmists are correct - then wha by DigitalSorceress · · Score: 1

    Will a black hole suddenly swallow the world so quickly that we'd have no warning? (Would that be the best of all possible bad outcomes?) This would imply that they generated such a large black hole that it grew within a matter of seconds (or perhaps minutes) into some world-swallowing gobbler - or that it generated a black hole that went undetected and fell into the earth until it grew into a world swallowing gobbler.

    My guess is that this teeny black hole would immediately start falling toward the center of the earth - gobbling up bits of matter that encounter its event horizon as it goes. When it got to the center, its momentum would be fairly high (32 ft/sec/sec accelleration for the entire radius, assuming that the event horizon gobbling up matter effectively reduced any drag/resistance to zero).

    Anyway, I'm too lazy to calculate the velocity, but I'd wager that it couldn't overcome the escape velocity of the Earth, so it would "fall" right through the gravitational center of the Earth and then start to be slowed by the gravitational attraction. This process would continue with the black hole gathering more mass as it cuts its way through on repeated oscillations. In fact, it might even end up in some kind of elliptical orbit. This would continue for a long time, until the core of the Earth was eventually replaced by this ever-growing black hole. All this mass moving about would probably cause eccentricities in our orbit and if it gobbled up enough, I wonder if it wouldn't mess up our magnetic fields after a time.

    I'm just guessing here, and IANAPP (I am not a particle physicist).

    I like these thought experiments... of course, someone with a calculator and more free time than I would probably point out how every word I stated aside from INAPP is utterly wrong. :P

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  147. Space Station? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    If Earth-eating black-holes are formed by the LHC and the Earth disappears into the abyss, what will happen to the Space Station? Will it remain in orbit around the hole, or will tidal forces and/or radiation doom it also?

  148. The Great Filter by fritsd · · Score: 1
    I read about that, it's called the Great Filter theory, by Robin Hanson.

    Here's the original text.

    But there's another post here which mentions its origins in the Fermi Paradox, so maybe it's from Enrico Fermi, originally.

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  149. Fermi's principle by Latent+Heat · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Fermi famously wondered that if life evolving into intelligent beings were common, we would be visited by aliens from other worlds all the time. And since the evidence for UFO sightings being aliens is slim, where are all of these alien beings?

    Maybe the answer is that each had evolved to doing such physics experiments that their home planets all got chomped by black holes.

    1. Re:Fermi's principle by Renegade+Iconoclast · · Score: 1

      Seems far more likely that space is just a really great buffer against the terrorists. I say we go after 'em before they get to Earth.

  150. Maybe by professorguy · · Score: 1
    How about this: Black holes form all the time in places where the density of the surrounding matter is very low (like our upper atmosphere) so it encounters very little additional mass before it decays. But should one form only a few inches from hundreds of tons of iron (like in the LHC) it can start to gobble huge mass before decay can catch up.

    .

    Now I don't really think this is the case, but to say it happens in nature so therefore we're safe is NOT true. High energy cosmic rays seldom run into thousand ton slabs of steel.

    The argument that airless planets also get bombarded is better, but the density of the first few centimeters of surface is, in almost all cases, much less than iron. Then wouldn't neutron stars get blasted to black holes all the time? Well, who's to say they don't? Also, even neutron stars generally have an "atmosphere" made of an accretion disk. So a cosmic ray strike on the surface may still be rare.

    Causing a black hole strike on the dense inside walls of the LHC may be one of the few places in the universe where these conditions exist.

    1. Re:Maybe by jeff4747 · · Score: 1

      lack holes form all the time in places where the density of the surrounding matter is very low (like our upper atmosphere) so it encounters very little additional mass before it decays.

      The inside of the LHC is a vacuum. The density of the surrounding matter is far lower than our upper atmosphere.

      And from the "black hole"-like objects we've already created in other colliders, we know they'll decay long before they can "hit" the wall of the collider.

      For that matter, such black holes are so tiny that if they somehow survived to reach the walls of the collider, most likely they'd pass right through.

  151. Elvis has left the building.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who are the major funders for this project? I think they should at least be in the building when they throw the switch, no?

  152. What are the possibilities of.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Has anyone ever thought that we already are in a Black Hole and that it has swallowed the entirety of the galaxies we see?

  153. Re:I call BS - RTFA - it's about probability, not by geekoid · · Score: 1

    I did RTFA and the SPECIFICALLY mention LHC.

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  154. Please clarify some more... by UBfusion · · Score: 1

    I am very glad you posted, because I was about to send you my comments by email.

    First, I was fascinated by your paper! As a physicist, my limited understanding of probability cames from two decades' struggle and research to decide on what to teach in the first-year Physics Intoductory Laboratory regarding measurement and experimental data treatment.

    I believe that your article is a must-read for _any_ first-year university student, be it in natural sciences, medicine, law, engineering or even economics (regarding economics, I am certain you have already read Nassim Nicholas Taleb 's "Black Swan", which deals with the same issues in a different language). Your paper might trigger some ideas on simpler examples teach in order to illustrate the fallacies due to misapplication of formalism and dogmatism.

    Please allow me to ask the following clarifications:

    1. In your paper you seem to avoid clarifying the concept of "probability". Is this done on purpose? As I see it, most calculations of probability, uncertainty and risk are plagued from both ambiguous use of the concepts themselves and an even more ambiguous and arbitrary use of previous literature's "probability" results. In other words, making a meta-use of your terminology, I think that both a given author's and the literature's i) theory of probability used; ii) specific models applied to the problem; and c) calculations of probability made should be a) explicit and b) compatible.

    2. Especially in the case of rare and even unique events, I think one cannot avoid discussing and clarifying the real meaning of probability in those contexts. For example, what is the meaning of the probability of collapse of the Golden Gate Bridge, or the probability of a 10 km asteroid hitting the Earth? I think that in order to calculate such probabilities within the frequentist paradigm, one has to have a sample space of at least 30 such events to produce a somewhat (~10% ???) reliable estimate. So what is the meaning of P(X) according to your standpoint?

    3. To be more specific, if X = the catastrophe occurs, can P(X) have any meaning within the frequentist paradigm, when such a catastrophe has never ever happened? (Especially when you do not clarify whether P(X) denotes the "objective" probability of the event or the "subjective" probability of the statement "the catastrophe occurs").

    4. Since it appeared to me that you have taken special care to avoid triggering any paradigm wars in your article, should we conclude you have devised or are following some particular unifying approach?

    Finally, I think that it would be most instructive if you could provide a historical (or LHC-related) example of risk assessments for the same event according to different paradigms (frequentist, bayesian, mixed, other) and discuss their strengths and weaknesses. This discussion could serve as an enlightning example of the epistemological implications of Figure 2.

    Thanks in advance!

  155. why you... by GPS+Pilot · · Score: 1

    If what you were saying was true we could destroy the earth by having a 10 year old do the calculations since they would almost certainly be wrong.

    I'm 10 years old, you insensitive clod!

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  156. @kwikrick by UBfusion · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, I think that the authors' language is a mixture of frequentist and bayesian terminology, because they either don't want to take sides, or they attempt to convince readers that their line of thought applies to all paradigms (or both).

    "assuming 50/50" would denote total ignorance, which would be a lie.

    The "expert's opinion" you mention would most likely be a frequentist's published estimate. The estimate of a "lay person" is much more close to the bayesian point of view, and therefore in the context of unique events (like LHC) much more sensible.

    All "numbers we end up with" are junk, unless the specific model, theory and calculations are made explicit.

    And yes, there are very dangerous uses of probability theory. Think of war games, economic crashes, fatal mistakes at hospitals. Unless we all get a real grip of the concepts, we are at the mercy of "experts" and "academics".

    Have a look at "What is probability?" in d'Agostini's "Bayesian Primer" (http://www.roma1.infn.it/~dagos/cern/node35.html). I am sure you will like his scepticism, and if you are physics or mathematics inclined, you'll read the rest and see the light like I did 10 years ago.

  157. Wheel of Fish! by Terrin2k · · Score: 1

    Yes, yes, but what is it if I look inside the box?

    You'll find ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. STUPID!

  158. Look at it like this: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This was posted on the arXiv blog, and destroys the argument pretty convincingly:

    "By vepxistqaosani on Jan 29, 2009

    My calculations show that the probability the sun will rise tomorrow is 1; however, since Ord et al. have demonstrated that there is a probability of 1 in 10,000 that physical calculations are wrong, it follows that there is a 1 in 10,000 chance that the sun will not rise tomorrow.

    I expect to live another 50 years. Simple probability demonstrates that there is an 84% change that the sun will fail to rise during that time.

    But wait! In the 5000 years of recorded human history, the probability that the sun failed to rise at least once is asymptotically equal to 1.

    Everything we think we know is wrong!"

  159. Re:Red Title? by hansamurai · · Score: 1

    I'm pretty sure you can be a subscriber and still hide the (*).

    No, that's not a body part.

  160. Didn't the Tralfamadorians teach us anything? by funehmon · · Score: 1
  161. Only one small problem... by edraven · · Score: 1

    with this theory. Is stupid. Is most stupid theory I ever heard.

  162. I see another disaster flick with bruce willis by xycadium · · Score: 1

    So, who's going to write the screen play for a new movie about the end of the earth by black hole with bruce willis as the chief scientist who tries to stop it and, for a change, loses? Naaa. He'd be the only one to stop it somehow, even though all of our deities combined couldn't do such a thing. :)

  163. Re: Except the Van Allen Belt... by Douglas+Goodall · · Score: 1
    IANABCS (... Scientist) but it seems to me that when particles hit the atmosphere, they have had to deal with the Van Allen belt first and may be at less energetic levels by then.

    Having spoken with a noted cosmologist about "Expansion", I have a great deal of respect for the forces involved around the time of the big bang, when in a very small amount of time, a great deal of mass arrived in a big darn hurry. I am not as worried about the creation of a small black hole that lasts a few milliseconds as an event where a huge amount of mass arrives unexpectedly in a very short period of time. This would also be bad, unless of course it happened to be something cool like millions of tons of some precious metal that would benefit personkind. Even then, it would be inconvenient for billions of tons of material to arrive unexpectedly in a small space. A billion tons of diamonds arriving would bum out the diamond merchants. A billion tons of arsenic would create a new supersite. A billion tons of gold would be good for the Swiss national treasury. A billion tons of Viagra would be a WTO problem considering patents and trademarks...

  164. I'd rather have the nuclear waste by Rick+Bentley · · Score: 1

    Matter being drawn into the black holes should be accelerated to damn close to the speed of light, and will emit massive amounts of gamma radiation, with a conversion rate that's higher than even fusion.

    If we could harness the energy of the gamma emissions around artificial black holes, we'd be have vast energy generating capability, without the pesky fast neutrons that most fusion reactions generate.

    ...and the only waste by-product is a blackhole at the reactor site? Gee, sign me up...

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  165. Zombie Scientists? by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

    This is voodoo science.

    They have that now? The power to make black holes in a lab, AND turn them into zombie black holes? Wow.

    I'm fascinated by your new zombie scientist cult, and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

  166. Re: The estimate might be 1,000,000 times off by Douglas+Goodall · · Score: 1

    If studies might be 1,000 times off, this study might be 1,000 times off and the hadron collider odds might be a million times off instead of 1,000 times off. Just my take on this :-)

  167. wasn't the universe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    created last time we built the LHC?

  168. Life is like a game of Space Invaders by ErkDemon · · Score: 1
    I like to make a comparison with "Space Invaders".

    Space Invaders is an addictive game. People used to get obsessed with it.

    In Space Invaders, you never win. The aliens never give in and declare you their leader and give you a ticker-tape parade. A game of Space Invaders ends, when, inevitably, you die.

    So why was it so popular? Because it was a challenge to take the odds that the game threw at you, and make the very best of them that you possibly could. Some people played competitively to get the best hi-score they could, others just played because the beeps and the aliens and the moving things and new things that appeared at higher levels were fun. For some it was about testing themselves, or about the adrenalin fix, for others it was about discovery, and for another set, it was simply about the joy of experiencing something new.

    Same thing with life.

  169. Entropy and slugs by ErkDemon · · Score: 1
    If you think about your life as an exercise in spacetime geometry, then you leave a kind of slug-trail behind you. Everything that you do is preserved within that 4D structure. Even when the Sun is burned out and the human race is gone, your individual slug-trail will still be there, holding the details of every good and bad thing you ever did.

    Same thing with the human race. A massively entwined mesh of billions of silvery slug trails weaving between each other in 4D, charting every peak of civilisation, and every low point.

    Sure, at some point, the faded echoes of the ended mesh tail will become too indistinct for others to read or decipher, but that doesn't matter. The record is still there even if there's nobody else who can read it. Individually and collectively, we're all carving our own individual trails directly into the fabric of spacetime.

    What you'd like your trail to say is up to you.

    1. Re:Entropy and slugs by aliquis · · Score: 1

      "omg, look at this massive collection of billions of crushed slugs!"

  170. Four leaf clover. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1/10000 is about the same odds as finding a four leaf clover. I have found about 6 of them in 10 years.

  171. Nothing New Here by DynaSoar · · Score: 1

    Error in principle vs. calculation have been central to the philosophy of science and the origin of statistics for centuries. The only things new here is applying it to LHC data and having the balls to think that they hype so generated for mask the fact that there's nothing new here.

    Those unable to produce useful material w.r.t LHC have taken to producing such as this diatribe. Corrtadicting their own assertions they fail to note major failings in the papers containing warnings, such as the recent one that such "mini-black-holes" could persist for seconds of minutes. Calculations repeated by dozens independently have shown that (1) "mini" is misleading -- the size is far less than that of an electron, and (2) at that size it can circle a nucleus for years before having a 50% chance of running into a particle which it can absorb and so grow. Of course (3) (per Hawking) says it can't last near long enough for that to happen.

    These flag wavers fall prey to what they accuse of in others and fail to note the long history they subsume unacknowledged or that calculations done without that errors they claim might possibly occur in some instances but don't claim actually did in any particular instance.

    I'm saddened this made it this high in the pubs. My undergrads -- psychology, not physics -- have to absorb and report on alpha and beta type errors based on both theory and data analysis. I can only hope this pub made it this far based on the FUD factor and not because such calculations usually are ignored by those in this field, making this actually noteworthy.

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  172. Re:@UBfusion by kwikrick · · Score: 1

    Thanks for the link, it's an interesting read.

    In this light, I would like to remark the following regarding the article by Ord et al.:

    Indeed, it seems they follow a Bayesian or subjective approach - they postulate that we must account for the assumptions used in a probability estimate, by using Bayes formula for conditional probabilities. This seems like a sensible thing to do.

    But they are not consistent: in a truly subjective approach, there are no absolute probabilities - only probabilities under some assumptions. Ideally, we should try to make all such assumptions explicit. Yet they use Bayes formula to compute some absolute probability, by including even more hidden assumptions, namely, some default probability in case the original assumption were wrong. What assumptions is that default based on? They don't seem to care suddenly, they just want to water down any expert opinion - if its a low number, make it higher, if its a high number, make it lower.

    Terrible!

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  173. sexy mood lights? by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

    What if they are so far off, that not only do they not produce black holes, they do nothing, but dim the lights in Switzerland?

    Then the situation would be:

    • Lots of swiss women in soft, romantic lighting.
    • Lots of swiss men underground, being geeks

    Sounds good to me.

  174. Re:@UBfusion by UBfusion · · Score: 1

    ... they postulate that we must account for the assumptions used in a probability estimate

    If you read more Bayesian stuff, you will see that this is not some author's arbitrary postulate, it's the standard, simple, sensible and straightforward Bayesian way to include previous knowledge in a probability model. In fact it's the only way.

    ...there are no absolute probabilities - only probabilities under some assumptions

    De Finetti's seminal book starts with "Probability does not exist" - meaning that probability is not an intrinsic feature of reality, but a human concept that cannot "exist" i.e. live outside the human mind.

    I am sure that the referees to the journal they'll attempt to publish this in are more experts than we are and they'll notice the inconsistencies in language (they truly try to balance on two boats). So the authors sooner or later will have to clarify their approach. This paper is prime stuff for e.g. Foundations of Science. I really hope that the popularity the article gets through /. will force the authors to read our comments and edit their manuscript. The people want to know more!

  175. In the wise words of.... by woolio · · Score: 1

    In the wise words of Donald Rumsfield: There are the known knowns, the known unknowns, and the unknown unknowns.

  176. Phew! by woolio · · Score: 1

    How many times can we roll the dice before our luck runs out?

    Every single time. After that, there won't be any more dice to roll, or anyone to roll them if they did exist.

    If we had some dice, we could roll them, if we existed.

    What a relief!