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Mark Cuban's Plan To Kill Google

rsmiller510 writes "Mark Cuban, owner of the Dallas Mavericks, has a plan to kill Google by paying the top 1,000 sites a cool million each to leave the Google index and move to Microsoft. But could such a plan ever work, and would it be worth the risk to abandon Google?"

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  1. Bribery by tsa · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I know bribery is accepted practice in the US but here in the EU it is still frowned upon.

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    1. Re:Bribery by mordors9 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I would be willing to happily accept $1M in cash to never use Google again. It may be a bribe but I would be willing to suffer your scorn.

    2. Re:Bribery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cool, good to know! Now what's that have to do with the story?

      Seriously, get a dictionary. This called a 'promotional offer,' or 'sales incentive.' Bribery is the giving of payment to induce a person to violate an ethical obligation.

    3. Re:Bribery by Pieroxy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What the heck is that all about? Google generates much much more than a million dollars to the top 1000 e-commerce websites, and in a few days. This has to be a joke.

      Seriously, the USERS decide which search engine is best, not the website owners. And why in the world would the top 1000 sites listen to an anonymous rich fool instead of Google which has provided a decent flow of clicks to their websites for ages....

      Are we the 1st of April or anything?

    4. Re:Bribery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know bribery is accepted practice in the US but here in the EU it is still frowned upon.

      We prefer the word "Congress" in this country.

    5. Re:Bribery by east+coast · · Score: 1, Interesting

      If what Cuban is suggesting is brought up in the courts as bribery I should be legally allowed to sue our legislature and executive branch any time the put an earmark in the Federal budget. The backlash from basically eliminating kick backs would bring down a lot of kings of the mountain, IMHO, not a moment too soon.

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    6. Re:Bribery by antifoidulus · · Score: 1, Insightful

      HAHAHAHAHA, you make me laugh. Bribery is as much a problem in the EU as it is in the US. I've had cops and gov't officials here in Germany not so subtly tell me that if I paid them then they wouldn't subject me to the pointless bureaucratic hell that is the EU. They like the bribes over income because they don't have to pay the 50% tax on them.

    7. Re:Bribery by Jeian · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I know it's cool to bash the US on Slashdot, but that's unbelievably far from true.

      Contrast that to the Middle East, where it IS accepted practice and few people see anything wrong with it.

    8. Re:Bribery by Dolohov · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I wouldn't focus too much on the number involved -- the principle is that everyone has their price.
      Also, in theory those top websites stand to gain that much money from whichever search engine dominates. If Bing dominated the market as a result of this move, they would not lose much money, and the bribe could well make up the difference.

    9. Re:Bribery by Patch86 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Ask Intel how that attitude worked out for them in Europe. They could give you about 1.06 billion reasons as to why this is not a smart plan.

    10. Re:Bribery by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      In any case, nobody will bother complaining about bribery if the public purse isn't involved. After all, there's no law that says whether (or how) Google or Bing should show search results.

    11. Re:Bribery by binarylarry · · Score: 4, Insightful
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    12. Re:Bribery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obvious troll is obvious, but I guess someone failed their perception check while moderating.

    13. Re:Bribery by sopssa · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Google generates much much more than a million dollars to the top 1000 e-commerce websites, and in a few days. This has to be a joke.

      The Pirate Bay, Mininova and Isohunt too? Good, now we finally settled the issue about if the sites are running just to make money, instead of being some kind of freedom fighters.

    14. Re:Bribery by Pulse_Instance · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Seriously, the USERS decide which search engine is best, not the website owners.

      Users have decided that google is the best search engine because the sites they want to go to are at the top of the search results. Paying the sites at the top of the search results to delist from google would make it so that google is no longer the best search engine in the eye of the users

      I think that this idea is much too late to work but it is an interesting idea.

    15. Re:Bribery by macdaddy357 · · Score: 1

      Even if they got away with taking a bribe, they would still end up losing. Google is the one search engine that works worth a damn. Yahoo drifts off topic in no time, and Bing is just lipstick on the Live Search pig.

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    16. Re:Bribery by religious+freak · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Oh, really? You think the /. corporate overlords (for example) wouldn't take a good, hard look at this offer and try to play Google against msft? Hell, I would. Especially given the /. techie user base which 1) knows how to block ads and 2) knows how to find a site w/o first typing it into Google.

      Though the two criteria above certainly don't fit many websites out there, I still believe websites as businesses wouldn't mind at all playing Google against msft. In fact, one could make a very good argument that Google receives a disproportiate amount of revenue from the websites they point to. The market will decide this question. And though I think this type of Internet partitioning has the potential to pull the Internet apart I still have to admit it's an interesting idea.

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    17. Re:Bribery by psbrogna · · Score: 1

      As a periodic tourist of the EU, I'll grant you there's certainly more frowning going on in that neck of the woods. But I suspect there's actually just as much bribing going on in practice, if not more, relative to the US.

    18. Re:Bribery by pha7boy · · Score: 1

      I'll take $100.000. /end "cheap whore" statement.

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    19. Re:Bribery by flabordec · · Score: 0

      By that same logic Walmart is bribing me with its great prices.

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    20. Re:Bribery by bhagwad · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If you're one of the top 1000 sites, you don't need the 1 Mill that bad in return for a poor rep.

    21. Re:Bribery by Storchei · · Score: 1

      I'm not a Google fan, neither a M$ fan..
      In my opinion Google provides BY FAR better services than M$, but (as far as I've seen) M$ has been very clever in fomenting relationships among companies.

      It's worth to notice both, Google and M$, are corporations.
      I don't know if Mark Cuban's Plan is legal, but I think it's valid. It's not difficult to see which side Mark Cuban belongs to..

      Regards!

    22. Re:Bribery by poetmatt · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Mark Cuban has a love affair with microsoft and so this is just another part of his love affair. Basically, that's all it is. Bing won't dominate because it's quality is crap, and buying out a lot of customers won't make up for the fact that there will be a: less profitability and b: less quality.

    23. Re:Bribery by quickOnTheUptake · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Is anyone going to point out that this isn't bribery in any meaningful sense of the word?
      Paying someone to act a particular way is not a bribe, unless the guy being bribed has some moral or legal obligation to act contrary to the briber's interest.
      So do these websites have a moral or legal obligation to support or cooperate with Google?
      Oh yeah, and you're trolling.

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    24. Re:Bribery by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1


      The financial part of that settlement is only the financial part of that settlement. There is more. And I'm sure Intel would have preferred that their profits were a billion dollars higher.

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    25. Re:Bribery by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      A local car dealer will typically pay about $2000 per month to Google Adwords in order to appear on Google searches. It must be worth at least that to them in additional business through their website. I'm not sure that even a company like that would take $1m to never appear on Google again, never mind a company in the top 1000.

    26. Re:Bribery by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2, Informative

      You believe the people who run TPB are getting rich from it?

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    27. Re:Bribery by PopeRatzo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This is just Mark Cuban's way of getting his name in the papers. I can't imagine that any big company would be willing to try to remove their name from Google's search results. I just don't see how Cuban's plan is going to work. If it could hurt Google, Microsoft would have removed their sites from Google's index long ago.

      Apparently, money is not an indication of sense.

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    28. Re:Bribery by h4rm0ny · · Score: 4, Informative


      If this Mark Cuban person has a love affair with Microsoft, then it's the sort of love affair where Microsoft is deeply embarrassed about their drunken one night stand and desperately wishes the other party would shut up about it. Honestly, this is terrible publicity for Microsoft: "Come to us - we're so bad that people have to be paid not to use our competitors". As if any of these big sites would accept such a bribe anyway. I'm fairly sure this wouldn't be legal in the EU either so unless these great big companies have no presence in the EU (yeah right), then the deal would be complicated anyway.

      Bing is actually fine. Its problem is that Google is already there and is so successful that their name has become a verb. Displacing that is going to take either very long term and sustained effort or some sort of PR disaster for Google (maybe their search engine is powered by Puppy juice). Bing needs a boost of some sort for certain. Pairing up with Wolfram Alpha is a good thing. Stunts like this (I sincerely hope MS had the sense not to okay this) are sooooooo not a good thing.

      Muppet!

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    29. Re:Bribery by YankDownUnder · · Score: 1

      A mil doesn't really go that far nowadays, if you really think about it. Yeah yeah yeah, would be nice to have that kinda dosh laying around so you could buy all kinds of nifty things like a 10m wide LCD and a personal cloud computing system in yer basement, but when it comes down to the nittygritty, you'd be literally accepting the moola to kiss the arse of "The Balmer". Is it really worth THAT?

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    30. Re:Bribery by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      Why did companies like GoDaddy and Comcast switch to AFTER massive MS payouts? MS did that for hits and to control industries. It is how MS operates. I doubt that the top sites would go for 1million. BUT, they MIGHT if they were smaller than say top 200, and those above 200 MIGHT, if they were given 10-50 million EACH YEAR PER SITE. Sounds like a lot of money and it is certainly illegal, but MS has shown that they have absolutely no issues with legalities or ethics. In addition, they have proved that criminal behavior really does pay even when you are caught, IFF you are bright about it. Hell, NONE OF THEM do time. THey just lose a little bit of money on a fine and that is it.

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    31. Re:Bribery by interploy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Doesn't matter. Google's name has already achieved the marketer's dream: a generic name/verb. Which means it's in the same league as Coke, Kleenex and Xerox. Their name has become so big and so common it's replaced the real term. No one get's a soda, they get a coke, even when that 'coke' is a Pepsi. When was the last time anyone asked for a tissue instead of a Kleenex? And when you want something copied, you 'xerox' it. No one I know under the age of 40 searches for anything one the web, they 'google' it.

      So it doesn't matter what this guy pays, Google is simply too big to be replaced at this stage in the game. If Microsoft is smart, they'll work to make Bing number 2. If not, instead of becoming the search engine equivalent of Pepsi, they'll become the next Royal Crown Cola.

    32. Re:Bribery by tuxgeek · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There is a gotcha in this plan
      Remove the top 1000 sites from Google, and another top 1000 will replace them.

      Personally, I will never use anything affiliated with M$. My bias does them no harm, but I just feel better for it.

      Bing is just another crazy idea to compete in a marker place they will never devote themselves to 100%. M$ has a long history of making gutted applications and giving away for free merely to steal market share from producers of quality products.

      Although I have not, and will never use bing, it might be okay for some, but not in my world. Sites taking the bait, dumping Google and switching to M$ will just remove themselves from 50%+ of internet searches. Another stupid idea takes shape ...

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    33. Re:Bribery by interval1066 · · Score: 1

      $1M seems like a low figure for most large online concerns, they probably make that in a day, or a week, probably. But $1B is a lot for one individual. I find it hard to believe that anyone would be willing to subtract $1B from their net worth for a doomed plan. Even if Cuban makes every beneficiary sign a draconian, binding as steel, I-get-your-first-born-if-you-break-this contract, losing 1000 of their best customers isn't going to break Google. They must have many more than 1000 customers in that bracket.

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    34. Re:Bribery by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 4, Funny

      Cuban did just offer them a million dollars...

    35. Re:Bribery by Firehed · · Score: 1

      Given that everything on TPB and the other torrent sites is free, I'm not sure you can really qualify them as e-commerce websites.

      Although they certainly do cover their costs and then a bit with the ads. Not "more than a million dollars in a few days", but enough that the guys aren't surviving on ramen after paying the bandwidth bills.

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    36. Re:Bribery by Omestes · · Score: 2, Informative

      Considering that for 1Mil, I could live very happily for 10+ years without working (at my current standard of living), or 5+ years as a very happy indulgent moron, then yes, I would take it. But if I was in the top 1000 companies indexed on Google, I wouldn't take it, since A) I'm not an "I" but a company, B) 1Mil isn't much money for these behemoths, and probably not worth the millions in lost business, C) Microsoft is involved, and D) there might be hidden legal problems involved that my shareholders wouldn't like.

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    37. Re:Bribery by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Right. The fine is just a legal way to give the EU a butt load of money because Intel made nine butt loads of money... So the EU can say "See, we didn't take the evil profit mongers bribe, we punished them by accepting a check for a butt load of money!"

      The only thing that has me guessing is whether we are talking about metric butt loads or imperial butt loads.

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    38. Re:Bribery by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 1

      Why would Google let them do this anyway? Can you selectively deny access to certain crawlers?

    39. Re:Bribery by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't focus too much on the number involved -- the principle is that everyone has their price.

      Is there room in your world view for the possibility that most people do not have a price, and are not for sale? Not everyone is a ravenous consumer out grubbing for every thin dime they can get their hands on... some people actually choose the businesses they patronize because they respect them and wish to support their ongoing operation.

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    40. Re:Bribery by interval1066 · · Score: 1

      I know bribery is accepted practice in the US but here in the EU it is still frowned upon.
      I'm sure it is frowned upon, (except in Spain, apparently, see third link), but the EU is hardly the place for a square deal:

      And I could go on. I don't know where you're dreaming up this bizarre notions about the US (I assume you are another US-hating EU idiot, so I won't question it) but bribery is not an accepted practice, politicians are caught up bribery scandals here all the time; the latest being this Jefferson guy: http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSTRE5AD01Z20091114, as he was just sentenced to 13 years I would hardly call what he did "accepted". You just sort of make up what life is like here based on your own twisted notions of hell and slums and what life must be like wherever you AREN'T, don't you? The moral is, don't write checks with your mouth your EU can't cash.

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    41. Re:Bribery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bwahahahahahahahaha! Good one.

    42. Re:Bribery by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you're one of the top 1000 sites, you probably don't need Google. Most people will find your site via bookmarks, remembering the URL, or links from elsewhere. And if Google doesn't list them it will hurt Google's credibility. I'm a bit confused about how you would do this though. Can a site go to Google and say 'please don't index me?' They can add a robots.txt thing, but they'll still be in the index, they just won't get new entries added.

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    43. Re:Bribery by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      you could buy all kinds of nifty things like a 10m wide LCD and a personal cloud...

      That is where the line break went in your comment on my screen. It seemed like a fun idea until I got to the start of the next line.

      ...computing system

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    44. Re:Bribery by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

      Ever hear of robots.txt?

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    45. Re:Bribery by poetmatt · · Score: 1

      Please. How could this be an embarrassing love affair? It's clearly made frontpage at slashdot among about 20 other news sites.

      That's the best propaganda money can buy, even beyond lobby. It doesn't start with lobbying, it starts with whispers to the press and then moves to lobbying.

      Bing is crap. If it more neutral, I'd sing praise, but it's not. The results also don't seem to be even remotely as accurate as google's for many tech issues. Every time a bing page deliberately does something to make MS look better from a search result, and is later corrected after press, people skip on the other 37 times it still goes on.

      Easy example: search "windows is the least secure os" or just "least secure os" and look at the first few results on bing. Let me give you the first title page: "Print - Study: Linux Is Least Secure OS" from windowsitpro.com

      Bing needs no boost, and wolfram could care less if they are linked by bing (although I suspect they will get pissed at some point due to the use of the bandwidth).

    46. Re:Bribery by TheRaven64 · · Score: 3, Funny

      maybe their search engine is powered by Puppy juice

      Nope, by pigeons.

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    47. Re:Bribery by Sparks23 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually, that's not necessarily the marketer's dream. Kleenex and Xerox have also had headaches because when the name becomes that ubiquitous, you have some issues keeping the rights to it. If the courts decide that your name has become a generic word, then you're in trouble in terms of legal enforcement of your trademark. Xerox in particular has discouraged people from using 'xerox' as a verb, because they're concerned about losing the trademark. From their own website's company factbook, italic emphasis mine:

      The Xerox Trademark
      Xerox is a famous trademark and trade name. Xerox as a trademark is properly used only as a brand name to identify the company's products and services. The Xerox trademark should always be used as a proper adjective followed by the generic name of the product: e.g., Xerox printer. The Xerox trademark should never be used as a verb. The trade name Xerox is an abbreviation for the company's full legal name: Xerox Corporation.
      XEROX is a registered trademark of Xerox Corporation.

      Wikipedia has a little information on this, too: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xerox#Trademark

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    48. Re:Bribery by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There is a big difference between a local car dealer and something like the BBC news site (I've no idea whether that's one of the most popular web sites anymore; it was 12 years ago...). The local card dealer doesn't already have the brand recognition and is paying to buy it. The BBC does. People who are looking for the BBC generally know that they can go to bbc.co.uk. If a Google search doesn't work then they will type 'bbc' into their browser's address bar and it will find bbc.com (which redirects to bbc.co.uk) and go there without going via Google. If a Google search doesn't return your local used car dealer, on the other hand, you will go to their competitor.

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    49. Re:Bribery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hey. let me break some news : NOT EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD IS AS EQUALLY EVIL AS THE INSTITUTIONS IN UNITED STATES.

      Osama? Is that you?


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    50. Re:Bribery by gangien · · Score: 1

      His plan is MS pays out 1m for sites to basically become bing exclusive, which i can't see how that's bribery either. anymore than my job is bribery or usign coupons is bribery.

      But I can't imagine this would work.

    51. Re:Bribery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you really think that finding new readers is the only thing Google is good for? Honestly?

      Example: How good is /.'s search function? Last time I tried, it was pretty much useless. Google is still the best way for users to search for specific content - I use that *much* more often than I use Google to search for generic things.

      Unless the site tells people before they search that what they're searching for can only be found through Bing, they would be shooting themselves in the foot. It's the classic chicken-and-egg problem: "people are using a specific search engine - if I'm not in that search engine, how do I tell them to use a different one?"

    52. Re:Bribery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not Osama, it's Obama.

    53. Re:Bribery by sopssa · · Score: 1

      Yes, they are. Considering they reach almost 1% of internet users every day (by Alexa's stats), average 6 page views per visitor, 3-4 ads per page their CPM income is at least $2-3/1000 pageviews.

      Alexa only shows the amount of visitors in percent and only TPB knows the actual amount, but 1% of internet users daily is A LOT and they're definitely making lots of money from the ads.

    54. Re:Bribery by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Can you selectively deny access to certain crawlers?

      Yes. Google suggests adding this to robots.txt to block their crawler:

      User-agent: Googlebot
      Disallow: /

      This won't remove pages that are already in the index, however. They don't provide a mechanism for doing this explicitly. You need to sniff the Googlebot user agent and return 404 for these pages. If you do that, then the page will be deleted from the Google index the next time a Google machine decides to check it.

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    55. Re:Bribery by Anonymice · · Score: 2, Informative

      Err...yeah. The ad slots cost upwards of €20,000 a day.
      Run a search on TBP profit & turnover. Regardless of the inflated claims by the prosecution, even the chaps running it have boasted about the millions in annual takings.

    56. Re:Bribery by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Why would Google let them do this anyway? Can you selectively deny access to certain crawlers?

      robots.txt

      You know, that "complicated technological solution" that Murdoch doesn't want to use.

    57. Re:Bribery by damburger · · Score: 5, Insightful

      True. The plan takes zero account of the strength of the Google brand; if companies did desert them then people wouldn't stop finding companies in Google overnight. They would simply find other (suddenly very happy) companies.

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    58. Re:Bribery by ChienAndalu · · Score: 1

      Bing isn't fine. I had to install a HP7900 box today and was looking for drivers. Google presents them as the frist result while Bing just gives me garbage.

    59. Re:Bribery by icannotthinkofaname · · Score: 1

      Considering that for 1Mil, I could live very happily for 10+ years without working (at my current standard of living)

      I have an idea: Take the million, and live for 20+ years without working at the standard of living of us down here in the middle class.

      WTF do you need $100,000 per year for?

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    60. Re:Bribery by Tiger4 · · Score: 1

      some sort of PR disaster for Google (maybe their search engine is powered by Puppy juice).

      From: Google Public Relations, Marketing, and Research
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      There are already hints in the wind. If this breaks it will ruin us! I'm still waiting on that progress update from you. If snips and snails alone aren't getting the job done, keep looking, but hurry!

      Some good news, we've found an offshore company to shell the "shelters" under, but someone is going to notice we have a lot more Puppy Chow going in than Puppies coming out.

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    61. Re:Bribery by icannotthinkofaname · · Score: 1

      No one get's a soda, they get a coke, even when that 'coke' is a Pepsi.

      WTF are you talking about? If I say I want a coke, I want a coke! If I say I want a coke, I do not want a Pepsi or a Sprite or whatever other soft drinks you have. If I want a Pepsi, I will tell you I want a Pepsi. If I want a Sprite or a 7-Up, I will tell you the name of the drink that I desire. Ditto for Mountain Dew or any other pop out there.

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    62. Re:Bribery by Mike+Buddha · · Score: 1, Troll

      Absolutely true. Europeans only accept bribes from petty dictators violating their cease fire agreements that have oil.

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    63. Re:Bribery by linux_geek_germany · · Score: 1

      hookers, blow & blackjack obv

    64. Re:Bribery by WCguru42 · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't focus too much on the number involved -- the principle is that everyone has their price.

      And that magic price is Google. As others have stated, Google dominates the market in a way that there is no amount of money that anyone can afford to give up to convince people to blacklist themselves from Google. If Microsoft offered their entire net worth they might be able to get some of the lower companies in the top 1000. But I don't see anyone near the top taking any amount of money to ditch google.

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    65. Re:Bribery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about Drudge?

    66. Re:Bribery by nametaken · · Score: 2, Funny

      Such problems, to be the victim of ones own success. :)

      But I guess it would suck if your competitor could name their product after your company and actually get away with it on grounds of ubiquity.

    67. Re:Bribery by __aasqbs9791 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And a million dollars might be a bunch to you and me, but for some of these companies it isn't going to cover the lost sales for even a short period of time that people find their competitors. And I'm not sure how Mark expects to make any of that money back. Damn, I wish I had a billion to just throw away.

    68. Re:Bribery by Jesus_666 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "I'll pay you a million dollars if you remove yourself from the most important search engine in the internet, thus losing much more than that" somehow doesn't quite seem like a compelling offer. The implied "the revenues you lose will flow to your competitors" doesn't make it more attractive, either.

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    69. Re:Bribery by nomadic · · Score: 2, Funny

      Is there room in your world view for the possibility that most people do not have a price, and are not for sale? Not everyone is a ravenous consumer out grubbing for every thin dime they can get their hands on... some people actually choose the businesses they patronize because they respect them and wish to support their ongoing operation.

      Agreed, I firmly believe in your statement. However, I could shall we say be "persuaded" to reject it in favor of his world view, if he makes it worth my while.

    70. Re:Bribery by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      If you are one of the top 1000 sites you have probably already paid Google for that position.

      And it will take one fat bribe to cover for the lost revenue you will get when you have left Google.

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    71. Re:Bribery by ChefInnocent · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What? I looked at both links you provided and the results were very similar. The first hit on both took me to the HP website where I could download the drivers. Did Bing change between when you posted the link and I clicked on it, or were you just prematurely gnashing your teeth and pulling your eyes from their sockets so that you could not see the actual results?

    72. Re:Bribery by Pieroxy · · Score: 1

      Paying google doesn't get you at the top of the list. It gets you on the right hand side in the column dubbed 'Sponsored Links'.

      Granted, there is one banner at the top at times. The bg color is different and you can hardly mistake it for a search result.

      Getting your site removed from there is just giving away a substantial part of your revenue to your most direct competitors.

    73. Re:Bribery by poetmatt · · Score: 1

      I'm not used to bing's layout nor do I like or plan to use bing even if it were the last search engine in existence, but it appeared to me to be the same result on both from your links.

    74. Re:Bribery by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1

      Honestly, this is terrible publicity for Microsoft: "Come to us - we're so bad that people have to be paid not to use our competitors".

      Well, it worked for them with their "We'll pay you to buy a PC ad."

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    75. Re:Bribery by daivd · · Score: 1

      If nobody use Google to find these sites, how would it hurt Google if they went away from the index?

    76. Re:Bribery by severoon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm in SF. All $1M would mean to me is a downpayment on a very reasonable but well-located house. And I'd have to use Google to research the neighborhoods I'd consider moving into.

      And I'm just a dude. We're talking about companies here. I work for a relatively small software lab, and $1M is less than 1 month's payroll, bennies, and taxes.

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    77. Re:Bribery by Omestes · · Score: 1

      The figure was pulled from my ass, so I probably could live for 20+ years exactly as I am now, but wasn't quite sure, so I reduced the figure for safety (and to cover my lack of mathematical gumption).

      If you were smart, and made decent investments, I'm guessing you could stretch that million for a lifetime of happy middle class living sans work. Though I doubt that life would be very fulfilling without work.

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    78. Re:Bribery by 228e2 · · Score: 1

      Both of those searches give the same correct page.

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    79. Re:Bribery by chrisj_0 · · Score: 1

      I'd take the mil and buy google stock with it!

    80. Re:Bribery by plague911 · · Score: 1

      Although you have a good point. A couple of your examples are lax. You use tissues and copies as an example. My guess is those are either very geographical or generational specific. No one i know would ever use "xerox" as the generic. Most people i know would hardly even know the name(im finishing my masters now to give you an idea of my generation). Also here tissue and Kleenex are interchangeable here but id say neither one is totally dominant. These two issues actually bring up another point. Google is beyond all of your examples. Google is inter generation globally known. Google now has massive brand power the likes of which we have never seen before.... To be honest google could crush Cuban or Murdoch. In order to crush the business of either of these individuals all google would have to do is remove their companies from their searches. They would even have perfectly legal reason to as both of them have made "legal threats". Their companies would instantly start to hemorrhage 10's of millions.

    81. Re:Bribery by mujadaddy · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      *citation needed*

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    82. Re:Bribery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Remove the top 1000 sites from Google, and another top 1000 will replace them.
      You're just perpetuating the cycle of indexing.

      Use Google and the terrorists win.

    83. Re:Bribery by ground.zero.612 · · Score: 1

      Although I have not, and will never use bing

      Did you ever use Yahoo? Sometimes it's ok to hate the Player, but don't hate the Game.

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    84. Re:Bribery by ground.zero.612 · · Score: 1

      If you are one of the top 1000 sites you have probably already paid Google for that position.

      And it will take one fat bribe to cover for the lost revenue you will get when you have left Google.

      Citation needed.

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    85. Re:Bribery by MrMarket · · Score: 1

      ...here in the EU it [bribery] is still frowned upon.

      +5 HILARIOUS!

    86. Re:Bribery by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      Easy example: search "windows is the least secure os" or just "least secure os" [bing.com] and look at the first few results on bing. Let me give you the first title page: "Print - Study: Linux Is Least Secure OS" from windowsitpro.com

      Note that that exact site is also the Google top result for "least secure os". Here's my first Google result page:

      Study: Linux Is Least Secure OS
      Re: Article: Linux is the least secure OS
      [Tab] Re: Article: Linux is the least secure OS
      NT4 called the least secure OS - News - ZDNet Australia
      What the UAC 'hole' is really about | 40 of 43
      Peter O'Kelly's Reality Check: Study: Linux Is Least Secure OS
      iCopyright - Windows IT Pro - Study: Linux Is Least Secure OS
      Pwn2Own Winner: 'Mac OS X is Less Secure Than Windows' | News ...
      The World's safest Operating System, mi2g
      Why Vista 7 Could be the Least Secure Operating System Ever ...
      Microsoft: Google Chrome Frame makes IE less secure
      GTA 4 already on torrents [Archive] - nV News Forums
      Anyone Use IRC? [Archive] - Mac Forums
      Report: Microsoft fastest to issue OS patches, Sun slowest - Topic ...
      The Old Joel on Software Forum - Is Linux more Secure Than Windows?
      Comments on: Let's kill the OS upgrade disc
      IBM study ranks Mac as most vulernable OS [u] | MacNN
      Snow Leopard protects you from two Trojans
      Windows XP SP2 Security Center Spoofing Threat - Dev Notes
      Confirmed: Windows 7 RC to the public on May 5 | Software News ...

      Most of the "linux" results were from pages mentioning or discussing the WindowsITPro study. Bing actually returns fewer of those (perhaps their algorithm sees the discussions as redundant mentions and just boosts the original article or their bot simply hasn't hit those discussions yet), instead returning mostly pages where the phrase was used without an OS name nearby (altough there's still a healthy mix of Linux, OS X und Windows mentions).


      Microsoft didn't seem to twist this one much. I did another test, searching for best business operating system (no quotes). Amusingly, Bing's first result was a sponsored result from Apple, pointing to the Apple Store website for Snow Leopard. (Google pointed me to Wikipedia's entry for "Business Operating System".)
      If there's anything this test showed me it's that Bing is extremely hesistant to name operating systems. Whereas Google's second result was a microsoft.com page talking about "Which Business Operating System To Choose", followed by Canotis, the first Bing page actually talking about operating systems was near the bottom of the page - an article about SCO Unixware.

      Then again, that could just because Bing is bad at returning relevant search results - a search for nigritude ultramarine returned appropriate articles in Google and content-free SEO pages (plus the WP article) in Bing.

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    87. Re:Bribery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bribery only applies to official parties, involving their legal or public duties.

      This would just be paying a given private party to not do one thing, or to shut Google out.

      As such it wouldn't be a crime. Especially not in certain parts of Europe, where that sort of thing is as normal as tips in the US.

    88. Re:Bribery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does the Xerox and Kleenex thing exist anywhere outside the US? In the UK we photocopy things and use tissues.
      Having worked for years in a bar that sold Pepsi I do know that people nearly always ask for Coke. (Which is a pain because you must then tell them it's Pepsi or risk being caught by an undercover Coke agent and subsequently done for passing off.) Hoover is nearly always used instead of vacuum cleaner and also as a verb.

    89. Re:Bribery by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      No one get's a soda, they get a coke, even when that 'coke' is a Pepsi

      Depends on where you live...

    90. Re:Bribery by Luke+has+no+name · · Score: 2, Funny

      RC > Pepsi

    91. Re:Bribery by toastar · · Score: 0, Troll

      Just us southerners use the term coke, I'm guessing you're not exactly a yank either, they use the term soda, so do the west coasters. Considering you use the term pop you must be from Ohio? Maybe some other part of the midwest, but being from ohio could explain why you're such an ass. ---------------- http://strangemaps.wordpress.com/2008/08/18/308-the-pop-vs-soda-map/

    92. Re:Bribery by Imrik · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The difference in my opinion is that people often use kleenex and xerox to refer to using items of another brand, I have yet to hear anyone use google to mean searching for something without using Google.

    93. Re:Bribery by linux_geek_germany · · Score: 1

      combining two mediocre products doesn't make the end result better in my book

    94. Re:Bribery by Abstrackt · · Score: 1

      Such problems, to be the victim of ones own success. :)

      But I guess it would suck if your competitor could name their product after your company and actually get away with it on grounds of ubiquity.

      Yeah, just ask BF Goodrich about their trademark on the zipper. ;)

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    95. Re:Bribery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Common practice does not mean that people are OK with it or that it's NOT against the law

    96. Re:Bribery by UltimApe · · Score: 1

      I don't even refer to my pants as jeans.

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    97. Re:Bribery by AndersOSU · · Score: 1

      If you're drinking a sprite, and you live on either of the coasts and someone asks you what you're drinking you might say "a soda." If you live in the midwest, you might say "a pop." If you live in the south, you might say, "a coke."

    98. Re:Bribery by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      I think Adobe just Photoshopped their own text into the same boilerplate:

      The Photoshop trademark must never be used as a common verb or as a noun. The Photoshop trademark should always be capitalized and should never be used in possessive form or as a slang term. It should be used as an adjective to describe the product and should never be used in abbreviated form.

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    99. Re:Bribery by V!NCENT · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Google would laugh it's own ass of! "Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! You lost one billion US dollars... Well... about these robots... You see... we do not realy obey them for websites that are known anyway, they are there for privacy of individuals. And uhm... You just lost... one billion US dollars WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!"

      But go ahead. I am sure that websites like /. would remove themselves... NOT! And he would pay Google to bring up Ubuntu and Wine instead of MS... So who's fscking who? :D

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    100. Re:Bribery by ChienAndalu · · Score: 1

      I think we have a case of localized results or something

      the first results on bing for me (from germany, but the the option is set to "show all", not "only from germany"):

      #1 forums.itrc.hp.com (miss)
      #2 forums.itrc.hp.com (miss)
      #3 shop.cancom.de (miss)
      #4 shop.cancom.de (miss)
      #5 h10010.www1.hp.com (somewhat of hit, still 4 clicks away)
      #6 forums.novell.com (miss)

      If I set the search option to "only english", result #5 pops up to #1.

      Google (set to "search only english" by cookie):

      #1 h20000.www2.hp.com (hit, drivers 1 click away)

    101. Re:Bribery by VJ42 · · Score: 1

      If Microsoft is smart, they'll work to make Bing number 2. If not, instead of becoming the search engine equivalent of Pepsi, they'll become the next Royal Crown Cola.
      If Microsoft is even smarter, they'll become the next <a href=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyson_%28company%29>Dyson</a>. Here in the UK, we don't vacum things, we <a href=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hoover_Company#Hoover_Terms>Hoover</a> them, however Dyson probably now sells more hoovers than hoover ever did. I doubt we'll ever Dyson things though, hoover as a verb is too established, and we'll be hovering things long after the company goes bust. It's also worth noting that whilst Hoover genericized(sp?) in the USA, Xerox and Kleenex are not genericized in the UK. Google however seems to have become genericized throughout the English speaking world.

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    102. Re:Bribery by RichiH · · Score: 1

      > So do these websites have a moral or legal obligation to support or cooperate with Google?

      IANAL, but anti-trust law seems to imply (to me) that this is against the law.

    103. Re:Bribery by IrquiM · · Score: 1

      It is a payment to gain a business advantage.

      It's highly unethical, and I'd call it a bribe, even in US.

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    104. Re:Bribery by AndersOSU · · Score: 1

      obviously it wouldn't be brought up as bribery. You shouldn't assume that every knee-jerk bloviation on /. has a sound legal backing.

      It could be anti-competitive behavior though. (reference previous line)

    105. Re:Bribery by ChienAndalu · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Addendum: this seems to be a localisation issue. When searching from Germany, bing searches in something like "international mode", which seems to increase the weight for forums. Anyways, since I was logged in on google, the results were influenced by my settings and maybe even my web history. I retract my criticism of bing I made in the parent posting.

    106. Re:Bribery by FellowConspirator · · Score: 1

      I don't know about untrue. It's de rigeur here in the USA. Here in the US, you just need file paperwork with your bribes, or exchange power/leverage in lieu of cash. But, generally speaking, as long as the bribes are declared and the proffer of it is registered, your public official is covered. Now, members of congress are also immune from prosecution for insider trading, so a good stock tip could get you legislation when you need it too.

      More than a few people have suggested that we require US legislators to wear uniforms with their corporate sponsors on them, with logos sized proportionally to the amount of funding they receive -- like NASCAR. That way you could watch C-SPAN and say, "Hey, that fellow talking about extending copyright to 'protect the legacy of the common man' has got a really cool mickey-mouse patch covering the back of his overalls! I wonder where I can get one of those."

    107. Re:Bribery by xandroid · · Score: 2, Informative

      Can a site go to Google and say 'please don't index me?' They can add a robots.txt thing, but they'll still be in the index, they just won't get new entries added.

      Yep -- a meta tag with name="robots" and content="noindex" will (supposedly) cause Google to drop the page from its index. Once all the pages are gone from the index, robots.txt-blocking the crawlers will stop Google from keeping the URLs around as well.

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    108. Re:Bribery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course unless it's the royal families trying to send there children to lame military assignments in order to make the heir's look like leaders in training.

    109. Re:Bribery by HermMunster · · Score: 1

      I'm not really focusing on what he's proposed as an end, but that such a mind could come up with such total crap. He's got to be suffering dementia. He's lost it.

      Why would someone give up a billion dollars to get absolutely little back? He can't possibly expect to earn over a billion from that proposal. He's just throwing it away. He certainly could make more money from that billion in other ways. Why would any top 1000 Internet sites even consider his proposal? They have to think he's just as stupid as his proposal.

      The man is after attention. His action couldn't impact anyone for more than a few months and then he'd look like a crazy moronic fool to everyone.

      Not only that this is interference with business. He's actually attempting to interfere with the ability of businesses to make money by means other than competition, which I believe is illegal. He's already been investigated for other things and found a way out from under it. This time he'll probably get nailed.

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    110. Re:Bribery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those pikers have nothing on the Best Congress Money Can Buy (TM).

    111. Re:Bribery by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

      "It is a payment to gain a business advantage."

      So basically anybody who has a job has been bribed.

    112. Re:Bribery by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

      That might be a convincing argument if Google (with an 80% market share) was doing it.

    113. Re:Bribery by squiggleslash · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I believe the comparison was with the EU.

      FWIW, I was very surprised coming here how corrupt US politics are, to the point most people don't even notice. People like Joe Lieberman get called "the honest man of politics" because they put their contributors ahead of their party, as if being in line with the views of your party (and thus the shorthand many people used to judge your views and values when they elected you) is somehow wrong, but doing what your campaign contributors demand is somehow honest.

      In Britain, when people like Jonathan Aitken and the Hamiltons were found to be "for sale" in much the same way as US politicians are, they were shunned. I'm amazed the birthplace of modern democracy doesn't take corruption more seriously.

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    114. Re:Bribery by VJ42 · · Score: 1

      As a periodic tourist of the EU, I'll grant you there's certainly more frowning going on in that neck of the woods. But I suspect there's actually just as much bribing going on in practice, if not more, relative to the US.

      I can't speak for the rest of the EU, but bribery in the UK only exists in multi billion pound arms deals and the like. Granted, there have been a couple of recent execptions, but the fact that the public still gets angry when it's discovered tells me they're rare. In parts where corruption is rife people don't get angry about it, they add it in as an additional cost whilst working out how they can skim of a little extra for themselves on the basis that you can't beat 'em, so you may as well join 'em. That doesn't happen here.

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    115. Re:Bribery by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      I think robots.txt is retroactive on a page.

      Also, I am willing to bet many just show up if they are large.

      Example, I am interested in organic chemistry, currently I would go to wikipedia, after this change organic-chemistry.org (based on google results).

      I bet blogger.com pages show up in searches for people that would not go their too. True sites like facebook would not suffer as much, and it is those sites where the stradegy would work.

      I know people that type facebook into their google homepage to get results, and go to facebook (location bars purpose escapes them). if they were to not get to facebook that way, it would make google look terrible.

      http://www.crunchbase.com/company/facebook is not the result they want when typing facebook into google.

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    116. Re:Bribery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, thank you for pointing that out! You should have been a CEO of a major Corp., you fit in perfectly!!!

    117. Re:Bribery by AvalancheBurn · · Score: 0

      Just remember that $1M isn't much when you think of how much the company makes off getting customers from google. Besides if you are going to take a bribe at least make it a nice $10M that way you can at least get that super computer you have always wanted.

    118. Re:Bribery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What? I looked at both links you provided and the results were very similar. The first hit on both took me to the HP website where I could download the drivers. Did Bing change between when you posted the link and I clicked on it, or were you just prematurely gnashing your teeth and pulling your eyes from their sockets so that you could not see the actual results?

      Perhaps someone at Microsoft reads Slashdot, and out of shame, read that post and and bumped up the priority of the same pages that google found?

    119. Re:Bribery by adamdoyle · · Score: 1

      No one get's a soda, they get a coke, even when that 'coke' is a Pepsi.

      It appears as though Pepsi and Coke are pretty close...

      Doesn't change your point, but still...

    120. Re:Bribery by FireFly9 · · Score: 1

      Ah! Greed, the American way! Look at us now!!!!

    121. Re:Bribery by Pathwalker · · Score: 1

      It's a regional eccentricity from the southern US; they tend to refer to all carbonated beverages as "Coke".

      There's a nice map showing regional terms at the Pop vs Soda Page.

    122. Re:Bribery by matzahboy · · Score: 1

      Google checks your robots.txt file every time it indexes your site. If it denies something that Google has already indexed, Google will unindex that.

    123. Re:Bribery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't matter. Google's name has already achieved the marketer's dream: a generic name/verb. Which means it's in the same league as Coke, Kleenex and Xerox. Their name has become so big and so common it's replaced the real term. No one get's a soda, they get a coke, even when that 'coke' is a Pepsi. When was the last time anyone asked for a tissue instead of a Kleenex? And when you want something copied, you 'xerox' it. No one I know under the age of 40 searches for anything one the web, they 'google' it.

      But when people say they 'google' something, how often are they actually using Google versus some other search engine? Does anyone say 'let me google that' and then head over to Bing? If I say I'm going to google something, I mean that I'm going to use Google. Asking for a 'coke' is also only meaningful if you are interested in a cola-flavored beverage, not any generic soda. Why would you ask for 'coke' if you want Orange or Root Beer? In restaurants I ask for a coke and they may respond with "is Pepsi okay?" Well, yes it is. I asked for a coke as I don't know if that restaurant carries Coca-Cola or Pepsi drinks.

    124. Re:Bribery by RichiH · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Dunno about the US, but in the EU and especially Germany, there are lot of provisions. Not being allowed to sell under your own buying/production price, not being allowed to cross-finance one product with another, not being allowed to tie in some kinds of sales, etc etc etc.
      As I said IANAL, but this leaves a strange taste at best.

    125. Re:Bribery by Idbar · · Score: 5, Insightful

      As long as Mark pays Experts-exchange.com and they agree to leave my Google results alone once and for all, I'll be happy.

    126. Re:Bribery by negRo_slim · · Score: 1

      Actually the US has some of the strictest anti bribery laws in the world. One of the few countries were you can face charges for bribing foreign officials outside the US.

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    127. Re:Bribery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know where you are, but around here (the northeast of the US), we have sodas, tissues, and photocopiers. I do hear Google used as a verb a lot, though.

    128. Re:Bribery by EvanED · · Score: 1

      But when people say they 'google' something, how often are they actually using Google versus some other search engine? Does anyone say 'let me google that' and then head over to Bing? If I say I'm going to google something, I mean that I'm going to use Google.

      To some extent, you're right, but think about using "Google" as a suggestion/command -- "just Google it if you want more information". While it's very probable that the person will actually use Google because of it's popularity, if I say something like that, I'm not actually telling you you have to use Google specifically, just search for it online somewhere.

      It's really only when I say something like "Google this particular search query" that I'm really saying anything about Google itself.

    129. Re:Bribery by Toonol · · Score: 1

      That is true; look at the institutions in the EU. They certainly aren't equally evil... although I think I'm interpreting that in a very different way than you intended.

    130. Re:Bribery by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

      "I have yet to hear anyone use google to mean searching for something without using Google."

      That's probably because no one uses a web search that isn't Google.

    131. Re:Bribery by Toonol · · Score: 3, Funny

      I imagine there are lots of people that would pay a million dollars to not show up on Drudge.

    132. Re:Bribery by Vintermann · · Score: 1

      If not, perhaps WE can pay to have them removed.

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    133. Re:Bribery by sexconker · · Score: 2, Funny

      Imperial.
      Metric "butt loads" use the proper spelling - butte loauds.

    134. Re:Bribery by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

      "some people actually choose the businesses they patronize because they respect them and wish to support their ongoing operation."

      Most people just patronize whatever business works the best for them, in this case that would be Google.

    135. Re:Bribery by Vintermann · · Score: 1

      Another example: the LEGO company is anal about it being called "LEGO bricks" and not "Legos".

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    136. Re:Bribery by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Tuxgeek: I call Microsoft "M$" instead of "MS", because they, unlike Google, Google are a massive, money-grubbing corporation!

      Moron.

    137. Re:Bribery by STRICQ · · Score: 1

      I agree 100%. But, did you know that with NoScript installed in Firefox, the answers are no longer masked out. Of course, you have to have the right scripts blocked, but that happens by default.

    138. Re:Bribery by vikstar · · Score: 1

      Google generates much much more than a million dollars to the top 1000 e-commerce websites, and in a few days.

      I heard it was a zillion in a few minutes.

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    139. Re:Bribery by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Wrong.
      Users have decided that Google is the search engine they'll use because it's the search engine they've been using and are familiar with. They started using Google because the sites they wanted to go to were at the top of the search results.

      Google will stay the king long after something better comes around, simply because people are used to it.

      In 10 years you'll have morons on the internet bitching about how Google is shit because it's big, and that some random company that only does half of what Google does is better because it's smaller.

    140. Re:Bribery by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Especially given the /. techie user base which ... knows how to find a site w/o first typing it into Google.

      Have you read /. in the last decade?
      They sure know how to find goatse mirrors, I'll give them that much.

    141. Re:Bribery by benow · · Score: 1

      there's a script for that.

    142. Re:Bribery by mea37 · · Score: 1

      Hmm... from m-w.com, bribe : money or favor given or promised in order to influence the judgment or conduct of a person in a position of trust

      What exactly is the "position of trust" in which you envision these companies acting as they decide whether to use google's services? Not every case of "person X pays person Y to do something" is bribery, even if the motives are underhanded.

    143. Re:Bribery by RazorSharp · · Score: 1

      "If this Mark Cuban person. . ."

      If you knew who Mark Cuban was you'd know that he's an embarrassment to everyone associated with him. He owns a decent basketball team but makes them look like whiney bitches by crying courtside and verbally assaulting the refs. He became a billionaire during the dot-com boom by selling some start-ups to mega-corporations and thinks he's a business genius because of his success. He probably likes MS because Bill Gates is the same type of opportunistic, greedy entrepreneur he is.

      From wiki: "Cuban has been fined by the NBA, mostly for critical statements about the league and referees, at least $1,665,000 for 13 incidents." I would actually like the Mavs if he wasn't the owner, their players deserve better.

      Then there's this: "Cuban is an admirer of individualism, claiming early inspiration from author/philosopher Ayn Rand's The Fountainhead." Yeah, he's strait cutthroat, and a jackass to boot.

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    144. Re:Bribery by sexconker · · Score: 1

      I'm not a Google fan, neither a M$ fan..

      I'm not a Google fan

      neither a M$ fan..

      M$

      I'm not a Google fan

      Somehow I don't quite believe you.

    145. Re:Bribery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the only thing that has me thinking here is your shitty america mindset. in which you people just resigned to your fate with the SHITTY escape of 'everything is evil'.

      I see you still have your anal fixation - have you come out of the closet yet?

    146. Re:Bribery by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      "If you're one of the top 1000 sites, you probably don't need Google. Most people will find your site via bookmarks, remembering the URL, or links from elsewhere."

      No, but the companies do need the money that they will lose when they accept the bribe and that sorry fact is broadcast accross the country by all the major news outlets. I can guarantee you that they will lose a lot more than 1 million dollars and have a hard time explaining it to stockholders. Harder still will be explaining why they are now being sued for much more than that.

      Number of people that will embrace the company for their actions: 0
      Number of people that will take their business elsewhere: Unknown, but substantial

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    147. Re:Bribery by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      Most of your points are valid, but I have no idea where you hear people calling a Pepsi a Coke. Down south if we mean generic we say soda. Up north apparently they say "pop". Anywhere that I've heart though always calls Pepsi Pepsi and Coke Coke. Heck we get into quasi-religious wars between Pepsi and Coke drinkers around here :).

      Of course myself I usually buy RC anyways (better than Pepsi, almost as good as Coke, but cheaper than either :)) and so I'm an oddball.

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    148. Re:Bribery by pwfffff · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I've actually solved several computer issues via that site's google results. You do know that you can just scroll all the way down to see the answers, right?

      I just might even give them my money some day. Maybe.

    149. Re:Bribery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Furthermore, both "kleenex" and "xerox" are American phenomena (not sure if that includes Canada). In most English-speaking countries, copying a sheet of paper is called "photocopying", and you blow your nose on a "tissue" or "tissue-paper" (regional colloquialisms aside).

    150. Re:Bribery by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      The last time I used Windows Live Search, or Bing, or whatever they call it next, was to find the latest download address of Windows Live Messenger. So I go to the MSN home page, fill in the little text box with "windows live messenger download", and bing away. No direct or close link on the first two pages, although the first link was some related MS page about how great Live Messenger is. I give up, and go to google. Same search, the first is the landing page for Live Messenger (which has a big download button), the second is the page where you actually start the download. So I roll my eyes and continue to ignore Bing's existence.
      It looks like they improved that part of their search results, anyway - when I tried it again, just before posting this comment, the two best links showed up on the first page of both engines. Maybe there's hope for a half-decent search engine from MS yet. I did the classic Window vs Linux search and even that seemed to be reasonable, rather than a "please don't leave Windows" campaign.

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    151. Re:Bribery by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      I didn't start using Google because the sites I wanted to visit were up to. I started using Google because it was a simple no-nonsense search engine that just worked better than the slow-loading behemoths that Lycos and Hotbot (my previous choices) had become.

      I'd been using Lycos since 1995. Google I first heard about in 1999. Four years worth of ingrained instinct to just type "www.lycos.com" when I wanted to find something and Google instantly won out because it was better.

      I think the biggest result these days of the "top 1000" sites leaving Google would be that there aside from the juggernauts like Facebook, Myspace, Ebay, etc, people would just adopt a new "top 1000 sites". Taking yourself off of Google would be corporate suicide.

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    152. Re:Bribery by tsm_sf · · Score: 2, Funny

      Though I doubt that life would be very fulfilling without work.

      I'm not sure which, but your definition for one of 'life', 'fulfilling', or 'work' is out of whack.

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    153. Re:Bribery by pwfffff · · Score: 1

      Sodium and chlorine.

    154. Re:Bribery by WinterSolstice · · Score: 1

      I believe the math shows that a multi-billion dollar company (like Amazon), makes a million in well under an hour. Amazon may be willing to drop off Google's list, but I would be willing to be the first thing they will do when hearing this offer is run a quick 'referrer' analysis.

      If the profit from people coming from google is anywhere close to a million (and it will be), they're just going to laugh.

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    155. Re:Bribery by GargamelSpaceman · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm imagining Dr Evil's pinky going to the corner of his mouth... How about one gajillion jillion dollars?

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    156. Re:Bribery by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      "The difference in my opinion is that people often use kleenex and xerox to refer to using items of another brand, I have yet to hear anyone use google to mean searching for something without using Google."

      You are correct. Everyone says "Google" it, and they never mean that you should use another search engine besides Google when they say it. What does that tell you about Bings chances ?

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    157. Re:Bribery by sbump · · Score: 1

      That's probably because no one uses a web search that isn't Google.

      ... and while I basically never use anything but google day-to-day, I'd be pretty comfortable using it to mean general web-searching, whatever the tool.

      (maybe I should go altavista whether someone's got a more in depth discussion of google as a verb... heh. I had to go check if altavista still exists after I wrote the joke. It does. Sorry if that comment touches a nerve for someone.)

    158. Re:Bribery by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      "Paying someone to act a particular way is not a bribe, unless the guy being bribed has some moral or legal obligation to act contrary to the briber's interest."

      Great, so we agree that is is a bribe then, since those companies have an obligation to their shareholders, and taking Cuban's bribe would be acting contrary to the shareholders interest. Thanks for the clarification.

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    159. Re:Bribery by NitroWolf · · Score: 1

      Doesn't matter. Google's name has already achieved the marketer's dream: a generic name/verb. Which means it's in the same league as Coke, Kleenex and Xerox. Their name has become so big and so common it's replaced the real term. No one get's a soda, they get a coke, even when that 'coke' is a Pepsi. When was the last time anyone asked for a tissue instead of a Kleenex? And when you want something copied, you 'xerox' it. No one I know under the age of 40 searches for anything one the web, they 'google' it.

      So it doesn't matter what this guy pays, Google is simply too big to be replaced at this stage in the game. If Microsoft is smart, they'll work to make Bing number 2. If not, instead of becoming the search engine equivalent of Pepsi, they'll become the next Royal Crown Cola.

      While I understand your basic premise, your examples are far from true. I know of no one who orders a "coke" when they want a soda or "pop." Ordering a "Coke" as a generic term is mostly regional and it's a small region. You're likely from Chicago or somewhere in the NE part of the US if you think ordering a "Coke" for any soda is normal.

      "Xeroxing" something? Seriously? Who says that? I remember that term being used a lot 25+ years ago but I've not heard Xerox in that context in decades, and that's in every region... though again I don't spend a lot of time in the NE part of the US, so maybe that's still prevalent there, but no where else that I've seen.

      Kleenex is about the only solid example you've used. Band-aids would have been another good example.

      However, that said, it's not a marketers dream to have their product turned into a verb. It becomes exceptionally hard to keep your trademark once that happens and THAT is the last think a marketer wants. It's more of a nightmare when that happens.

    160. Re:Bribery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh sure, the next top 1000 will show up. Like that. Like you can replace a Ford..like that. Like you could replace IBM...like that. Whatever.

    161. Re:Bribery by TaliesinWI · · Score: 1

      Sweet merciful Jesus. If I could give you 100 mod points, I would.

    162. Re:Bribery by Exception+Duck · · Score: 1

      Obligatory:
      Just google it on Bing

    163. Re:Bribery by Dare+nMc · · Score: 1

      unless Cuban just watched throw mom from the train. Sounds like he is telling msft, "hey I would try to submarine google for you, if I just had enough money ;) ;)". If someone would throw some of their advertisement money to buy some good players for me, that wouldn't count against my salary cap... And I will help you bypass the whole "Monopoly practices" that keeps you from undercutting google out of business.

    164. Re:Bribery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would be willing to happily accept $1M in cash to never use Google again. It may be a bribe but I would be willing to suffer your scorn.

      Would you also accept my $1M for never using a browser again?

    165. Re:Bribery by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      You are correct. Everyone says "Google" it, and they never mean that you should use another search engine besides Google when they say it. What does that tell you about Bings chances ?

      I don't know. I'd think people would still be willing to "bing" their pr0n sites.

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    166. Re:Bribery by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      If you're amongst the top 1000 pages on the web, a million may seem like pocket money to you. Compared to the loss of importance of your page (which in turn affects the value of your brand), you might lose out.

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    167. Re:Bribery by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Informative

      append your search queries with "-experts echange", problem solved. Well, it solved it for me, YMMV.

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    168. Re:Bribery by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      That's not Dr Evil talking, that's a bank manager looking for a bailout.

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    169. Re:Bribery by Crafty+Spiker · · Score: 1

      Thank you. Well stated.

    170. Re:Bribery by replication · · Score: 1

      This is only true in America. I have never heard anyone refer to a tissue as a "Kleenex" here in Australia, yet I heard it all the time when I lived in America. Same goes for the Coke thing. I just don't understand that one... You're not drinking coke, you're drinking a poor imitator or some other soft drink entirely. Oh yes... Soft drink = Pop / Soda / Soda-pop or whatever you want to call it here. No one says "I'm drinking a soft drink" though, they say the brand name or generic type, i.e. Sprite, 7-Up, Kirk's... as "Lemonade". The same goes for Xerox. You copy something here. You don't Xerox it! Silly Americans.

    171. Re:Bribery by Syngularity · · Score: 1

      A couple other great examples that I remember from Econ in college: Q-tip (no one says "cotton swab"); Vasoline (no one says "petroleum jelly")

    172. Re:Bribery by EkriirkE · · Score: 1

      It's not so bad with adblock+element hiding helper. Nice, clean layout with answers directly below the question. The answers on there have helped me a few times.

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    173. Re:Bribery by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      I just took a fast look and of the 20 top websites Google owns 7 of them. As you go down the list how many of the others would be willing to risk getting out of the Google index? How many already use Google Ads?
      Yea a million dollars seems like a lot of money but I would bet that it is not worth it for say the 100 top sites to drop Google.

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    174. Re:Bribery by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      The users decide which search engine is best, that's right. But what do the users base their decision on? Well, generally on whether the search engine delivers what they're looking for, simple as that. A search engine that presents you for the first 3 pages nothing but paid ads will not be popular amongst users (as many engines had to learn the hard way).

      And neither will a search page be that does not find what you're looking for at all.

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    175. Re:Bribery by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      That's exactly why Google is fighting so hard (well, not really so terribly hard...) against the use of their company name as a verb. As long as you defend your brand, you're fine. Just don't let anyone use it without at least yelling "hey, you can't do that, that's MINE!"

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    176. Re:Bribery by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      And if you're in Texas, you might say "That's none of your goddamn fuckin' business".

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    177. Re:Bribery by ultranova · · Score: 1

      I would be willing to happily accept $1M in cash to never use Google again. It may be a bribe but I would be willing to suffer your scorn.

      And crippling your ability to find information in the most important media, who's relative importance is likely going to continue growing? Would a mere million dollars be worth it?

      Hell, the whole billion dollars this is going ot cost Markie would only make it worth it if I could use them to relocate somewhere the deal wouldn't bind me anymore.

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    178. Re:Bribery by DriedClexler · · Score: 1

      Warum kannst Du nicht die originale Post einfach bearbeiten?

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    179. Re:Bribery by euxneks · · Score: 1

      No one get's a soda, they get a coke, even when that 'coke' is a Pepsi. When was the last time anyone asked for a tissue instead of a Kleenex? And when you want something copied, you 'xerox' it. No one I know under the age of 40 searches for anything one the web, they 'google' it.

      I use tissues to blow my nose, I search for things on google, I drink pop, and I copy documents at a copier. I'm under 30.

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    180. Re:Bribery by shirotakaaki · · Score: 1

      Same with Yahoo! Answers please.

    181. Re:Bribery by gander666 · · Score: 1

      I think SAP is every bit as evil as MS or Apple...

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    182. Re:Bribery by hierophanta · · Score: 2, Informative

      Remove the top 1000 sites from Google, and another top 1000 will replace them.

      im sorry but thats not the most thought out statement i've heard today. if you remove the top 1000 sites from Google then, yes, inherently you will have a new top 1000. the point of what Mark Cuban is trying to do, is remove the quality from Google.

      Say for example, they remove ebay, amazon, and craigslist. Now using google, you'll never get a search result from those three websites.

      So now when you search for used electronics, used books, or used flesh you'll get crappy websites that dont have the network economies, economies of scale, trust, etc. etc. etc.

      its not like the top 1000 cease existing, its just that you cant use google to get to them. which makes google...worthless (and that the point)

    183. Re:Bribery by shirotakaaki · · Score: 1

      But I google on Yahoo! and bing irrelevant results.

    184. Re:Bribery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know bribery is accepted practice in the US but here in the EU it is still frowned upon.

      What Italy is still a part of EU as far as i know.

    185. Re:Bribery by i_want_you_to_throw_ · · Score: 1

      If this Mark Cuban person has a love affair with Microsoft, then it's the sort of love affair where Microsoft is deeply embarrassed about their drunken one night stand and desperately wishes the other party would shut up about it.

      I wish I could mod this up to a 1,000. Funniest damn thing I have seen all week.

    186. Re:Bribery by markov_chain · · Score: 1

      To nitpick, most people I know, myself included, ask for a 'tissue,' make a copy of something, and ask for a soda :)

      But the google one is dead on. So I guess that makes your point even stronger.

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    187. Re:Bribery by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      Dear Mr. Cuba, I accept your offer and communicate it back to you. Regards, LifesABeach

    188. Re:Bribery by elashish14 · · Score: 1

      Talk about a half-assed attempt to solve the problem. No one's gonna say "I'm gonna Xerox(tm) Corporation that for you." Maybe they could suggest some better alternatives. Duhhhh

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    189. Re:Bribery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you pay me $50.00, you can read my complete reply to your...

    190. Re:Bribery by ultranova · · Score: 1

      I believe the math shows that a multi-billion dollar company (like Amazon), makes a million in well under an hour. Amazon may be willing to drop off Google's list, but I would be willing to be the first thing they will do when hearing this offer is run a quick 'referrer' analysis.

      What kind of moron would enter any kind of contract for less than an hour's earnings? Seriously, whether or not customers coming from Google generate a lot of direct sales - which they probably do, given the numberf of times Amazon appears in a search about a book - it still generates visibility for them. Why take any risk for what's basically a rounding error in the balance sheet?

      And that's not even taking into account the possible legal ramifications in EU, for example - court costs alone would eat this million for breakfast, even if Amazon won. Which is kinda disturbing, now that I think of it...

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    191. Re:Bribery by HermMunster · · Score: 0, Troll

      You have missed the point completely. It's like Walmart paying you not to shop at their competitors so they can build market share.

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    192. Re:Bribery by suraklin · · Score: 1

      SAP is worse. At least MSFT and Apples software sometimes works like it is supposed to. SAP....not so much.

    193. Re:Bribery by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

      Well considering the US is the only place that uses the imperial system anymore, I'm gonna say metric...

      Thank god two, with the obesity problem in the US that imperial buttload must be WAY bigger than the metric one!

    194. Re:Bribery by specific · · Score: 1

      I whole heartedly stand behind you on this, my friend. I was just wondering earlier today if it was possible to block that annoying site from my google searches.

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    195. Re:Bribery by supernova_hq · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Someone needs to write a firefox extension to auto-add that little gem to the end of them all.

      They could call it the noob-retainer!

    196. Re:Bribery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, instead in the EU, European governments pass protectionist laws (see GSM vs CDMA and why GSM was mandated by law to help the European patent holders).

      See, you can point to 1 example and I can point to 1 example.

    197. Re:Bribery by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

      personal cloud computing system in yer basement

      Now correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that kind of an oxymoron?

    198. Re:Bribery by blackraven14250 · · Score: 1

      Maybe they haven't paid for the top 1000 in their search rankings. But they're top 1000 mostly because they're sponsored ads.

    199. Re:Bribery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ha ha ha ha. Really? Last time I was in Italy bribery of public officials was not only "accepted," it was expected.

      How 'bout you get off your high horse and quit making groundless, meaningless comments.

    200. Re:Bribery by vcgodinich · · Score: 0

      I don't think a house that costs significantly more than 1m is reasonable for "just a dude".

    201. Re:Bribery by Timmmm · · Score: 1

      Only in America. In the UK it's 'tissue' and 'photocopy'. Also 'cotton bud'. And coke isn't a generic name for all fizzy drinks (and don't remember it being so in America either when I visited).

    202. Re:Bribery by drissel · · Score: 1

      Where in EU is bribery frowned upon? A president and twice PM of France is accused of a bribery scheme that would shame a Chicago alderman. All of the latin countries float on a sea of bribery so pervasive it would shock a Louisiana congressman.

      Besides after M Cuban pays his money and every one withdraws, what's to keep Google from doing the old Metacrawler trick - send the inquiry to M$ and send the M$ -> Google reply to the inquirer?

      Coupla nites of metacrawling and the database would be back in shape.

    203. Re:Bribery by jedwidz · · Score: 1

      I like that site a lot more since I realized what extreme lengths they go to in order to stop me viewing the solution comments without registering.

      Getting it to work perfectly across all major browsers (e.g. Firefox) must have been a major technical challenge.

    204. Re:Bribery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would be willing to happily accept $1M in cash to claim I'd never use Google again, does that count?

    205. Re:Bribery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Google yes, coke maybe, but I think using Kleenex and Xerox as generic terms might be more an American thing than anything else. I occasionally have people come into work asking if they can use our Xerox machine, but mostly its people looking for a photocopier or if we can help them copy something. And I've never had anyone ask if we sell Kleenex (we do) instead of tissues.

      - Australian.

    206. Re:Bribery by ChienAndalu · · Score: 1

      Weil strichpunkt im jahre 1990 stehen geblieben ist und die bearbeitungsfunktion fehlt

    207. Re:Bribery by icannotthinkofaname · · Score: 1

      Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, my good man!

      You were close, though, I will give you that. :)

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    208. Re:Bribery by icannotthinkofaname · · Score: 1

      I should probably add: I do also use "tissue" over "kleenex".

      Just to throw that out there.

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    209. Re:Bribery by Daengbo · · Score: 1

      I see you've never asked any Canadians how much they weigh or how tall they are. I've had to convert to imperial for several of them visiting Asia. "How much is that in pounds?" Really?

    210. Re:Bribery by SETIGuy · · Score: 3, Funny

      This isn't a bug. It's a feature. The first time a specific search is run on bing, it quickly returns random garbage. Simultaneously, the bing servers run the same search on google and stores the first few pages of results. The second time the search is entered into bing, it returns the google results, slightly reordered.

    211. Re:Bribery by ffflala · · Score: 1

      When was the last time anyone asked for a tissue instead of a Kleenex?

      I'm not sure about people asking for a tissue, but that's certainly what I offer whenever someone has an issue.

    212. Re:Bribery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would he pay Google $1,000,000 to leave Google?

    213. Re:Bribery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you want worthless, use google.jp or bing

    214. Re:Bribery by obeythefist · · Score: 1

      You're all blithely ignoring the fact that if Intel doesn't alter their behavior to satisfy the EU's requirments for a more fairly competitive marketplace, Intel gets another fine, probably much bigger than 1 billion.. and another, and another, and another.

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    215. Re:Bribery by TikiTDO · · Score: 1

      In this specific case, I would argue that the numbers involved are actually just as, if not more important than the principle in question. Or, to put it another way; while everyone has their price, the cost of knocking down Google would be well outside the realm of possibility, especially with the generally positive view that most people have of the company.

      Looking deeper though, the idea is playing on the average person's view that a million dollars is a lot of money for changing a robots.txt file. However, as the GP mentioned, most of the top sites would rake in that much every few days, so you really need to change the scale. This means that to convince even a single company to block Google you not only have to offer them more than they stand to lose out on, probably to the tune of tens if not hundreds of millions, but also have to pay for the transition costs, including re-negotiating contracts, having to train the employees how to use new tools, and in general, greatly changing their business model. By this estimate, Microsoft would probably not even have enough money to do this, even if they were to pool all of their cash and assets. All that, with no guarantee that the switch will actually do anything other than drive down traffic to what was before a competitive, top 1000 website.

      None of this even considers the question of why exactly a website will willingly cut of a huge group of customer. Even if it did magically happen that the top 1000 sites completely blocked Google, few users will actually get that memo. That means when Joe Average wakes up the next day, and opens up Google to search for whatever random knickknack he dreamed up last night, he will just go to the new #1 result, which might be site 1001 (Now 235, because all of the competition did something really stupid). Of course, let us not forget that before blocking Google, these sites would ALREADY be listed on all the search engines, so they would quite literally be cutting off a group of customers, and not accomplishing anything else.

      In short, this idea falls into that oh so common category of "Conversation Piece." I would still like to see someone try to pull it off, but only for the entertainment value of seeing their plans collapse around them.

    216. Re:Bribery by Dolohov · · Score: 1

      I think that a lot of what Microsoft would be buying would be the perception that Google no longer has the best stuff. They would be trying to use strategic payments and lots of buzz to create a self-fulfilling prophecy. This could never work under the table. As you note, most people wouldn't even notice.

      But yeah, I don't think it would actually be workable: as you say, $1m is probably far too little. Microsoft couldn't even pay for Amazon to switch, I suspect. Others would refuse the move on principle, like slashdot or the IRS.

    217. Re:Bribery by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 1

      The marketers dream and the trademark lawyer's dream are two different things.

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      Not a Twitter sockpuppet... but I wish I was.
    218. Re:Bribery by gullevek · · Score: 1

      The answers are not masked out anyway. You just need to scroll to the bottom. Just makes the whole thing a major facepalm.

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    219. Re:Bribery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you hate to scroll down so much, or were you looking for expert-sex-change?

    220. Re:Bribery by gullevek · · Score: 1

      Well I don't care if I find Ford in my search results. IBM might be a little bit annoying, but then, search on their page.

      On the other hand, neither of their company will remove themselves from one of the most important search engines ...

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    221. Re:Bribery by outsider007 · · Score: 1

      many don't know this but when you scroll down past the ads and crap on experts exchange results page you see the actual answers without having to be a member.

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    222. Re:Bribery by BikeHelmet · · Score: 1

      Bing is actually fine.

      If Bing is fine, then Google is awesome.

      My experience with Bing? It failed at locating info on an obscure book, and didn't do so well when I entered the cryptic filename of a corrupted patch for an old game. (I wanted to re-download it)

      For regular searches though, it seems to hold up okay. If your query isn't complex enough you get redirected to whatever is popular - but that's by design.

      I think Google's strength is nomatter what you're searching, they're good at it.

    223. Re:Bribery by gullevek · · Score: 1

      Just with a over thumb calculation I could live 21 years if I would spend over the top. and probably 30 years if spend in a normal level.

      Still, as hundred times said, no company will go for that. Unless it is Rupert M. He wanted to get out the Google index anyway :)

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    224. Re:Bribery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I actually hear this quite often. I've heard people say "Just Google it on Ebay". It grates my nerves each time I hear it, but I do hear this periodically.

      I personally refuse to use "Google" as a verb. Then again, I refuse to use the word "decimate" to mean anything other than to kill one tenth of something.

    225. Re:Bribery by initialE · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I use Bing all the time! I bing for google, then key in what I want.
      But seriously, when I move around computers I use what's available and convenient. Most of the time Bing gets me nowhere, then I shake my head and google it. Google might get me nowhere as well, but somehow it's more authoritative to me - if Google can't find what I'm looking for, nobody can.

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    226. Re:Bribery by sincewhen · · Score: 1
      Do you think so?

      I'm not so sure...

      I think I'll google it on Bing to check.

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    227. Re:Bribery by mcornelius · · Score: 1

      Almost every example you gave is regional use: around here, coke means Coca-Cola or a certain Schedule I controlled substance (if you're not a steelworker). I've heard people use Kleenex in place of tissue, but I've still always said tissue, and I say copy something more often than xerox something.

      As for genericized brand names, though, everyone uses band-aids, whether they're made by Johnson & Johnson or not.

    228. Re:Bribery by corbettw · · Score: 1

      That's a lawyer's problem, not a marketer's.

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    229. Re:Bribery by dinog · · Score: 1
      I on the other hand want to be excluded from Microsoft's index until they pay me $1,000,000. No, I'm no where near top 1000, but they just set their rate, and I'll take it. Until then I'll stick with Google for both sides (user and web site.) Oh, and since your site accepted the money, if I do manage to find your site, I expect a discount on whatever you do.

      Generally speaking bribery only improves your relationship with the bribed, and significantly reduces your image to everyone else who knows about it. And since it is a bribe, the bribed party will often expect more in the future, particularly if they find you paid someone else more.

      Dinog

    230. Re:Bribery by syphax · · Score: 1

      Mod points, where art thou?

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    231. Re:Bribery by gullevek · · Score: 1

      Auf gut deutsch, des is ois oasch.

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    232. Re:Bribery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, reeeeight. Toyota, GE, Microsoft, Intel...all highly successful because of Google Ads.

    233. Re:Bribery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And this fits your description perfectly.

    234. Re:Bribery by gullevek · · Score: 1

      It also depends on the region. Where coke & google are used worldwide. But Xerox and Kleenex seems to me more American use. I haven't heard anyone use that in Austria. But there are other brand names used for certain things. Glue is Uhu and tape is Tixo.

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    235. Re:Bribery by TheDormouse · · Score: 1

      I hear myself and many of my peers say "grab a soda from the fridge for me." This may, however, be regional in use. Only when I lived in the southeast did 'coke' ever seem like a generic term. In the midwest, the generic is 'pop.'

      I don't think I've ever asked someone to xerox something, and everything I knows calls that machine a 'copier.' I don't remember ever working somewhere with a Xerox-brand copier anyway. I think I've heard my grandmother refer to her vacuum cleaner as a 'hoover,' even though it's another brand, but not my parents or any friends/coworkers my age. To me 'xerox' is similar: something old people might say. (I understand 'hoover' is pretty common among the Brits, though.)

      There seems to be a definite subset of 25-35-years-olds who are resisting 'google' as a verb. Not that any of these same people would go to anyplace other than google if I suggested they "search the web" for something. My parents and their peers (50-70 age range) seem to have completely adopted 'google' as a verb.

      'Kleenex' is hard to argue. I have, however, heard proper southern ladies say "Could you hand me a tissue?" when sitting at the opposite end of a couch from the box of Kleenex. Too bad, since I find Puffs to be the superior tissue. Kleenex brand always seems to flake away paper dust that just makes you keep sneezing.

    236. Re:Bribery by stephanruby · · Score: 1

      Yep -- a meta tag with name="robots" and content="noindex" will (supposedly) cause Google to drop the page from its index. Once all the pages are gone from the index, robots.txt-blocking the crawlers will stop Google from keeping the URLs around as well.

      Not quite. I believe it will remove the page from its cache, but it won't necessarily de-index all the urls it has.

      Matt Cutts, the VP of Engineering at Google, says:

      You might wonder why Google will sometimes return an uncrawled url reference, even if Googlebot was forbidden from crawling that url by a robots.txt file. There's a pretty good reason for that: back when I started at Google in 2000, several useful websites (eBay, the New York Times, the California DMV) had robots.txt files that forbade any page fetches whatsoever. Now I ask you, what are we supposed to return as a search result when someone does the query [california dmv]? We'd look pretty sad if we didn't return www.dmv.ca.gov as the first result.

      That being said, Matt claims they get those urls and their descriptions from third party directories (which would agree with your theory). But personally, I do not think this is entirely true either, but unfortunately I can't really prove it. At some point, I thought Matt Cutts published some contradictory statements on his blog, saying that the googlebot did index blocked content (at least, in the background), but I just can't find those statements anymore and this was so long ago -- I can't actually be 100% sure that I'm remembering everything correctly in this case.

    237. Re:Bribery by PiSkyHi · · Score: 1

      This only applies if you have no standards at all for how money is made.

    238. Re:Bribery by cgenman · · Score: 1

      Or you say you'll take the million, wait until all of your competitors have dropped off of Google, and enjoy the hits rolling in for much less than you otherwise would have had to pay.

    239. Re:Bribery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some people do. Obviously you have to be in a certain special class of tech illiteracy, but they're out there.

    240. Re:Bribery by Max+Littlemore · · Score: 1

      I have yet to hear anyone use google to mean searching for something without using Google.

      Quite right, although I usually bing for stuff on Google.

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    241. Re:Bribery by nprz · · Score: 1

      I have. At least they were using yahoo instead of bing.

    242. Re:Bribery by TihSon · · Score: 1

      I tried your link, and that was impressive. I had no idea how easy it was to take complete control of an OSX system, and thank whatever diety serves your interests that it let me know about the mighty holes in Linux. Now that I know that I will certainly look into switching to something more secure like Win7...too bad though, as it's been almost tens years with Linux. I can't imagine how I got so lucky as to not get botted.

      Ok. I just peed myself a bit from laughing so hard. :-)

      Google is today's verb for web searching, and Bing just became my verb for blowing smoke up someone's ass.

      "Watch and learn, as I Bing this old widow out of her retirement savings"

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    243. Re:Bribery by quickOnTheUptake · · Score: 1

      Great, so we agree that is is a bribe then, since those companies have an obligation to their shareholders, and taking Cuban's bribe would be acting contrary to the shareholders interest.

      No.
      If the million was being paid to the executives to act contrary to the company's interest then it would be a bribe. If for example Ballmer slipped Schmidt $1,000,000 to sink Google, it would be a bribe, just like if a boxer takes money to throw the fight. But that obviously isn't what is being proposed.
      1) The money would be paid to the companies behind the websites, not the individual executives. Thus, if they accepted the money it would be because they believe it was in the best interest of the company, not for a quick buck at the expense of the company.
      2) Likewise, it would not be the intention of the payer to sink the company, and neither would it be the payer's intent to get the executives to act against the interest of the company: the whole fucking point is to get exclusive indexing for the top 1000 sites, and indexing sites that are in bankruptcy doesn't afford a search engine a whole lot of competitive advantage, now does it?
      It might be a dumb idea (I rather think it is) but it isn't a bribe.

      Thanks for the clarification.

      You're a moron.

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    244. Re:Bribery by Ozymandias_KoK · · Score: 1

      You're assuming that people are searching for the BBC instead of searching on a particular topic and finding an article on the BBC site. Traffic that doesn't require the use of a search engine would not be impacted by this in the first place. You can find results on a website without looking for that website itself.

    245. Re:Bribery by crispytwo · · Score: 1

      yes - but if you were in the top 1000 sites, $1M in cash might put you in the bottom of the barrel next week, with a $1M fiasco and a bunch of unemployed people.

      Nevertheless, I think the top 1000 sites include google (like 200 times), facebook, myspace, foxnews, yahoo (a bunch of times), and so on. By stopping using google would just mean people would be frustrated finding you. It would simply be a 1000 $1M of headaches and $1B badly spent.

      If this is how he plans his game strategies, I'd be surprised if he ever wins anything other than by chance.

      I hope he does it because it would be a laugh!

    246. Re:Bribery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The last time I asked for a tissue was this morning, and earlier I made a photocopy, not a Xerox. I guess those terms are not ubiquitous, though "Google" seems to be heading that way. Admittedly I often ask for 'Coke' when referring to any type of 'Cola' soft-drink, so I'll agree with that example. Hahaha, 'soda', why would I want Sodium Bi-carbonate instead of a Coke? Silly Yanks... ;-)

    247. Re:Bribery by craagz · · Score: 1

      Don't understand why they are still using CRTs at Google!

    248. Re:Bribery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like this? ;)

    249. Re:Bribery by houghi · · Score: 1

      I google with http://clusty.com/
      It gives me much better results as well. I do not care for 500.000.000 results. I want to get to the information as fast as possible.

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    250. Re:Bribery by u38cg · · Score: 1

      Actually, I have. I have a couple of acquaintances whose knowledge of such things as their default search engine is, well, light. They're happily googling away on Bing.

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    251. Re:Bribery by Syhra · · Score: 1

      (maybe their search engine is powered by Puppy juice)

      I just googled Puppy juice. I don't think you meant Puppy juice.

    252. Re:Bribery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I'm with you on this!!!!

    253. Re:Bribery by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1
      Your SlashID is quite ironic ;-)

      (and if you were really quick on the uptake you would realize that it was an attempted bribe, which the companies would never take. Neither the fact that the bribe will never be accepted in a million years, nor the fact that the person offering the bribe is such a moron he does so in plain view of the police, make it any less of a bribe)

      You're a moron."

      You really should move that mirror in your office. It is having some unintented consequences :-)

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    254. Re:Bribery by SL+Baur · · Score: 1

      You're not looking very hard.

    255. Re:Bribery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol this is freedom fries all over again - grow up retards

    256. Re:Bribery by SwedishPenguin · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, our politicians didn't get the PM.

    257. Re:Bribery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bet you would as a private person. If, on the other hand, you had an online store worth some hundreds of thousands a year, you wouldn't. Forever is a long time.

      The whole plot is ridiculous, thanks for the laughs.

    258. Re:Bribery by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1


      You do realise that Google and Bing both show the same initial results for "Least Secure OS" don't you? Don't you? Try it, rather than just believing some FUD from some random Slashdot poster. It's not hard. You'll find that the first result in Google is the same "Linux is the least secure OS" result.

      Or you could carry on seeing what you want to see.

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    259. Re:Bribery by JAlexoi · · Score: 1

      expertsexchange is a classic cosmetic surgery joke.

    260. Re:Bribery by JAlexoi · · Score: 1

      Just like SPAM vs spam.

    261. Re:Bribery by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1


      £2 + £2 = £4.

      £4 is better than £2.

      In what way does combining two things of lower value never result in something of greater value? It is true of things where there is functional overlap (having two cookers in your kitchen offers minimal advantage), but it is not true where there isn't functional overlap (having a cooker and a fridge in your kitchen is useful). Clearly Wolfram Alpha and Bing have different functions so there combined value should be additive, not an overlap. There is no logic to your post.

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    262. Re:Bribery by RepugnantJohn · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's just a Pennsylvanian thing, but all soft drinks are soda, making a copy is "making a copy," I ask for "tissues" when I want a tissue, and I never ever ask for Coke when I meant Pepsi (because Pepsi isn't good). When I say I'm googling something that means I am going to Google.com to search for it.

    263. Re:Bribery by ed · · Score: 1

      In Scotland a "Bing" is a spoil head of rubbish left over from mining operations, in otherwords worthless detritus.

      I think the word is Scandanavian in origin

    264. Re:Bribery by mcvos · · Score: 1

      If Bing dominated the market as a result of this move,

      That's a very big if. People don't just use Google to find the top-1000 sites, they use it to find stuff they don't know where to find. And there's a lot more than 1000 sites where people could find that. Sure, Wikipedia disappearing from Google results would suck, but there are a lot of Wikipedia clones out there who carry the same information.

      But hey, if some guy wants to give his money away to websites, I'm not going to stop him. (Does he know he'd be giving a couple of million to Google too?)

    265. Re:Bribery by mcvos · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't focus too much on the number involved -- the principle is that everyone has their price.

      Is there room in your world view for the possibility that most people do not have a price, and are not for sale? Not everyone is a ravenous consumer out grubbing for every thin dime they can get their hands on... some people actually choose the businesses they patronize because they respect them and wish to support their ongoing operation.

      Are you honestly saying that you wouldn't be willing to shop somewhere else in exchange for, let's say, a billion dollars?

      Everybody has their price, but some people have an extremely high price.

    266. Re:Bribery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why? Google is the only thing which makes Experts Exchange actually useful to me, since their cache of the site shows all the stuff you'd normally have to pay for...

    267. Re:Bribery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit. Pepsi drinkers ask for "Pepsi or Coke". I don't remember anyone ever asking me for a tissue OR a Kleenex. You must be like 60 years old, no one makes a xerox anymore. The copier market is so old and diluted, that I don't even remember the last time I saw an actual Xerox copier. The same can/will happen to Google 20-30 years from know if the market got diluted with more search engines.

    268. Re:Bribery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Woah, Bing is terrible. I followed your link and got similar results, 2 symantec forum posts, 2 forums.itrc.hp.com posts then your #5. It also thinks I'm in the UK when I'm in Australia (and not spoofing/proxying/tunneling or anything wierd)

    269. Re:Bribery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i've heard people from SF were pompus, but wow

    270. Re:Bribery by Nazlfrag · · Score: 1

      Your criticism is valid. It's just as crappy for me in Australia (and likely anywhere outside the US), bing has four forum posts before the #5 link you got (which is still a few clicks away from the driver) wheras google returns the proper hp driver page as the first hit from both the .com/ncr and .com.au domains. International mode my arse, their search engine just stinks.

    271. Re:Bribery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're kidding right? I've seen people use 'google' as a replacement for "go to a website I know the domain name of"

    272. Re:Bribery by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure that $1M is a lot of money for most of the top 1000 websites. Some of them may even be spending more money on advertisement alone.

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    273. Re:Bribery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who cares what the company wants? Do I get a dime if they keep their control over use of their trademark? Screw em. I'll google for answers and screw anyone who tries to tell me how to use the word.

      Just like I babelfish even when I use "google translate".

      I'll call it fucking kleenex without giving a crap about which brand it is. "facial tissue"? Go stab yourself. Puffs are awesome kleenex by the way.

      Nobody I know says "Xerox" when they're making a fucking photocopy anyway. Xerox hasn't been relevant in what, 20-30 years?

      "Jello" is a way better example - absolutely no one refers to gelatin unless they are an utter prat, call it Jello.

    274. Re:Bribery by east+coast · · Score: 1

      Uhhh, that's why I used the word "IF"

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    275. Re:Bribery by PuckstopperGA · · Score: 1

      Or just look at the cached version. It contains all the content in the pay-for version of EE, and can actually be useful, sometimes.

    276. Re:Bribery by Hadlock · · Score: 1

      Mark Cuban made his money selling broadcast.com to yahoo (basically a venture capitalist billionare) years ago. Since then he's failed at every venture he's invested in, including the dallas mavericks. Even broadcast.com wasn't a very good company, yahoo had bought it at the time for essentially the domain name. I would seriously advise ignoring anything Mark Cuban says or does, he may be a billionare, but he's an "accidental billionare" from the dot-com era. A few years ago he was going to try and make movies and release them on dvd at the same time as in theaters... didn't work out. Every scheme he comes up with has failed. I don't know how else to say that he's only noteworthy in that yahoo really screwed the pooch buying broadcast.com.

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    277. Re:Bribery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must be from the US. No one else would ever talk or think like that. Thank goodness you're an endangered species today.

    278. Re:Bribery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You might want to reread the antitrust laws. It's clear in how it forbits companies for conspire to hurt a 3rd party...

      I know, I did a anti-trust 2 days ago, for the American company I work for. Even more amusing, is one of slides mentioned that anti-trust did not only apply to oil companies (Enron) and software giants (Microsoft)... They compares Mircrosoft to Enron,.. LOL...

    279. Re:Bribery by cdrudge · · Score: 1

      Links followed from Google always have the answers at the bottom, at least from my experience. The same link from elsewhere or bookmarked don't.

    280. Re:Bribery by gentlemen_loser · · Score: 1

      If I could, I would have modded you up. Instead, I'll add this anecdotal evidence:

      Many moons ago (maybe in 2004), I was working on developing customizations to the SAP Enterprise Portal for my employer. We had a set of requirements to theme it to look a certain way (among alot of Java functionality to write). I went through ALL of the documentation and scoured the Internet for anything that I could find. All that I could come up with was how to change colors and the header background image. No information on how to set images (for gradients on menus, etc.). We finally caved and called SAP who very kindly sent us a consultant from Germany for the low low price or $280 per hour. Having spent weeks working with him, I got to know him and we got to talking. They often purposely leave stuff out of the manuals so that you have to call them as a way to drive consulting revenue.

      Fucking infuriating.

    281. Re:Bribery by flabordec · · Score: 0

      If Walmart's price is $5.00 and Competitor's price is $6.00, we could say that Walmart is paying me $1.00 not to shop at their competitors so they can build market share. And they do.

      I still stand by my argument that it is the same thing but with a different light.

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    282. Re:Bribery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How much do you think it costs to keep a website running when 'associations' from every 1st world country are trying to shut it down, with both legal and illegal moves. How much do you think their lawyers are charging for defending completely remorseless clients?

      I'd be extremely surprised if TPB were actually making a profit - but I'd be shocked to death if they could keep it all going without covering some of their costs with advertising. Or did I miss the /. article about the EU handing out free websites, free maintenance, free re-location whenever the FED's get you down and free legal defence for up 3 lawsuits a year?

    283. Re:Bribery by quickOnTheUptake · · Score: 1
      You do realize that you fail to address either of my points?
      I never said it wasn't a bribe because it wouldn't be accepted.
      I never said it wasn't a bribe because it was done in the open.
      Let's go back to the definition:

      A price, reward, gift or favor bestowed or promised with a view to pervert the judgment, or corrupt the conduct of a judge, witness or other person. A bribe is a consideration given or promised to a person, to induce him to decide a cause, give testimony, or perform some act contrary to what he knows to be truth, justice or rectitude.

      My first point wasn't that such a deal would never be accepted; it was that because the company itself is being offered the money, there is no attempt to pervert the judgment of individuals and to get the company to act against its own interest (which BTW was also the force of the second point).
      But by your logic, any proposed business deal that turns out to be bad for one of the parties is an attempted bribe.
      So if company A offers to buy product X from company B for $1,000,000 and it turns out that product X would cost $1,750,000 to produce, by your reasoning that is an attempted bribe, and if company B through incompetence accepted the contract, then it would be a bribe simply.
      But a bribe requires an attempt to "pervert judgment" or to get someone to act contrary to his obligations. Offering a business deal that turns out not to be favorable for one of the companies doesn't satisfy this, and it certainly doesn't satisfy this when the party offering the "bribe" needs the first party to remain in business for the deal to beneficial.

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    284. Re:Bribery by hrimhari · · Score: 1

      I don't want to see the day where people will say "bing it" instead of "google it".

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    285. Re:Bribery by holmstar · · Score: 1

      Actually the get a "Coke" thing is limited to certain regions. In the northern mid-west, people don't ask for a coke (unless they want a coke), they ask for a soda, or a pop, or a soft drink. The first time I heard someone refer to a soda as a "coke" I thought they were nuts.

    286. Re:Bribery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Has anybody taken the domain www.GoogleIsPoweredByPuppyJuice.com?

      And if they are not powered by puppy juice why haven't they denied that they are powered by puppy juice?

    287. Re:Bribery by Gizzmonic · · Score: 1

      Down south if we mean generic we say soda

      I'm from the South, and I hear people saying "coke" for any soft drink all the time. It's been that way my entire life. "Soda water" is common as well, but not as common as "coke".

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    288. Re:Bribery by gander666 · · Score: 1

      F' an A'. That sounds so familiar that I think I will cry....

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    289. Re:Bribery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just do what I do:

      http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/51562

    290. Re:Bribery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't imagine any big company would be willing to remove themselves from google either. But then again, I'm not Rupert Murdoch / Newscorp. if you don't already know about this story, then google it.

    291. Re:Bribery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I'm just a dude. We're talking about companies here. I work for a relatively small software lab, and $1M is less than 1 month's payroll, [b]bennies[/b], and taxes.

      What kind of developers have you got there if benzedrine is a major part of the budget?

    292. Re:Bribery by cylcyl · · Score: 1

      Top 1000 might be also making more than that from google adwords placed on their sites... Mark Cuban needs to make a bigger offer

    293. Re:Bribery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, Money is an indication of cents.

    294. Re:Bribery by omnix · · Score: 1

      I'd take the million, and then do what I want. Personally, I despise Microsoft, but Google is getting large enough to worry about who is at the helm.

      Seriously though, not using Google would cost the larger companies more than 1MM. In marketing/advertising you use any and all channels to generate leads.

      You know, this might also fall into exclusionary practices, which could cause the DOJ to pursue anti-trust case against MS and Mark "I smoke a lotta" Cuban.

      Just my ($1/pi)*2^3 Hope you got your money's worth...

    295. Re:Bribery by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      "... because the company itself is being offered the money, there is no attempt to pervert the judgment of individuals ..."

      The fact that you can attempt to assert this kind of statement as any kind of logic cuts to the core of your inability to hold your own in any discussion that actually involves logic. I didn't bother to read any of your ridiculous diatribe further since it falls flat on its face right there. HAND and off you go now ...

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    296. Re:Bribery by severoon · · Score: 1

      You, and AC below (who doesn't get a reply because, well, AC), are apparently unfamiliar with the SF bay area. I'm presuming a "reasonable" house for a young couple with 2 kids is 2k-3k sq ft, 2 or 3 bed, 2.5 bath, 1 or 2 car garage. In any decent neighborhood on the SF peninsula, that's $1M+. If you're looking at ~nice~ neighborhoods, you're looking at more...

      I'm not saying this is absolutely necessary to survive. I'm saying this is what's comfortable. If you lived in rural Iowa or Nevada, this is what you'd have.

      To get the same here, though...not cheap.

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    297. Re:Bribery by quickOnTheUptake · · Score: 1

      Come again?
      I'm illogical and unable to hold my own in discussion because I bothered to apply the dictionary definition of the word we are discussing to the conversation?
      You say my ID is ironic (it was always meant to be tongue-in-cheek, btw). Ironic is you saying I can't hold my own in a discussion that involves logic, as you continue to reply with some mixture of ad hominems, straw men, and non sequiturs and still neglect to address any of the points I've made.

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    298. Re:Bribery by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      I fart in your general direction.

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    299. Re:Bribery by rdnetto · · Score: 1

      Is it still work if you do it for fun?

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    300. Re:Bribery by tuxgeek · · Score: 1

      Yes, I use Yahoo when Google is too swamped to respond

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    301. Re:Bribery by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

      I am Canadian, and you are partly right. There are a few things that haven't changed over yet. Human height/weight and gallons of milk (though pop is all metric). The really weird part is that almost everyone uses inches, feet and kilometers (don't ask).

      Each generation seems to get us a little closer to finaly ridding ourselves of the horrors that is the imperial system.

    302. Re:Bribery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Crazy Americans...

    303. Re:Bribery by dogeatery · · Score: 1

      It'd be interesting to see this happen and might even be good. For example, there are several EXCELLENT auction sites out there whose only flaw is not being eBay -- They just don't have the traffic to remove the risk of migrating your eBay store.

      Also, these top 1000 are often big brands and destinations that people know about already. So what if Expedia no longer shows up? I remember the name and URL.

      (off-topic)This Murdoch-Google spat gets to the core of what the Internet actually exists to do: share information. This function is served whether or not someone makes money off of it. Search engines are just a way to bring that information to you. By saying you don't want to be part of Google's results, you're really saying that your information won't be found.

    304. Re:Bribery by ground.zero.612 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Yes, I use Yahoo when Google is too swamped to respond

      Ok, you won't use Bing but you do you use Yahoo? Does someone else wanna handle this one? *facepalm*

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    305. Re:Bribery by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Not anymore, to my knowledge. That used to be my course of action whenever an EE link popped up, and it did actually answer some questions. But appearantly I was not the only one and they found out, so Googlebot now only gets to see the 'masked' pages, too.

      On the up side, this made EE links slide way, way down in the result page.

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    306. Re:Bribery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Almost. The "noindex" tag and robots.txt can stop Google crawling and indexing the CONTENT of a page. But, if other sites link to the URL in question, then Google will still know about the URL and will be able to list it in its search results.

      It can figure out keyword relevance based on the anchor text used in all links that point to the page. So, the (ridiculous) scheme wouldn't cause sites/pages to disappear from Google's search results. The page contents won't be indexed, so there will be no snippets under the search result, but the URL could still be listed - and may still be at the top of the search results.

      Not the result that was intended.

    307. Re:Bribery by psbrogna · · Score: 1

      Thank you, that's encouraging to hear. Hopefully the existence of the EU will encourage countries with questionable ethics to strive to be more like their EU peers that adhere to higher standards.

    308. Re:Bribery by psbrogna · · Score: 1

      ... and non-EU countries as well, such as the US. It's hard to make excuses for systems that contain corruption if there are corruption-free examples that are strong performers (speaking merely from a "systems" stand point).

    309. Re:Bribery by Geminii · · Score: 1

      It's actually potentially even worse publicity if it's tried. "Come to us - we're so bad that one thousand top-ranking businesses wouldn't switch to us for a million dollars.."

  2. So, the question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Is it worth $1 million to leave Google? I'm guessing most of the sites would say no, that's incredibly short sighted.

    1. Re:So, the question is... by etinin · · Score: 0

      Give me 1/10 of that and I'm out of Google forever and ever.

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    2. Re:So, the question is... by shawn(at)fsu · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yeah if you're one of the top sites on Google a million probably doesn't mean nearly as much as Mark Cuban thinks it does.

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    3. Re:So, the question is... by oldspewey · · Score: 5, Funny

      Be sure you understand the consequences before you opt out of Google forever.

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    4. Re:So, the question is... by Chyeld · · Score: 4, Informative

      The real question is, who would be stupid enough to listen to a man who made almost all of his money soley on the chance decision of buying the domain name "Broadcast.com" and convincing Yahoo! that it was work ~$6 billion dollars to buy out.

    5. Re:So, the question is... by Chyeld · · Score: 4, Informative

      P.S. In case anyone thinks that his $6 billion jackpot somehow displayed hidden skill or insight, I also point out that he's currently worth a little over $2 billion. That's right, he's lost $4 billion in networth since being bought out by Yahoo!

    6. Re:So, the question is... by Captain+Spam · · Score: 5, Funny

      Unless the top 1,000 sites happen to be, by odd math, shady viagra sales, knockoff Rolex retailers, and spammers.

      In which case, go right ahead, Mark! We're behind you all the way!

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    7. Re:So, the question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's still like 1.999 billion more than most of us have.

    8. Re:So, the question is... by txmcse · · Score: 1, Troll

      P.S.S In face anyone thinks that Chyeld comes close to having a clue about Cuban's true worth, I also point out that... well... the truth is self evident.

    9. Re:So, the question is... by Clover_Kicker · · Score: 1

      It's an old joke but a good one -

      Q: How do you become a millionaire?

      A: Start out a billionaire and buy a pro sports team.

    10. Re:So, the question is... by Zocalo · · Score: 1

      Unless your company happens to be owned by Rupert Murdoch. In that case you get a bonus of a cool 1 million dollars (raises pinky to corner of mouth) to do exactly what the boss has been asking for repeatedly over the last several months, all courtesy of Mark Cuban. That's got to be the win:win scenario of the year: Cuban's idea gets some takers, some News Corp.' subsidiary CEOs get $1m, Rupert Murdoch gets his sites out of Google and, eventually, everyone finally gets rid of Rupert Murdoch when his companies become insolvent.

      Sounds like a good plan to me!

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    11. Re:So, the question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He lost the money because of the market crash. Yahoo bought Broadcast.com in 1999. Cuban, sensing the coming crash, sold a lot of his stock. He is a billionaire today because of his foresight. There are a lot of people who would be billionaires and multimillionaires today if they had done similar. Most didn't.

    12. Re:So, the question is... by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 5, Informative

      First, It was $6B of Yahoo Stock, not $6B cash. I'm sure there are laws on how much you can sell and when.

      From Broadcast.com's Wiki.

      The record IPO made instant financial successes out of the company's employees through stock options, making 100 employees millionaires on paper (although most of them were unable to exercise their options and sell their shares before the stock price dropped) and founders Cuban and Wagner billionaires.

      Second, it may have been 'pure luck' it doesn't look like this was his only venture into entrepreneurial endeavors.

      Finally, that's still $2B dollars. From what I've read and the brief interaction in the time I met him (IU vs Purdue Alumni Rugby Match. Flew up in his personal Jet.) He has to be hands down one of the coolest Billionaires I've heard of.

      He supported Grokster in the MGM vs Grokster case. He buys random companies and starts random websites. Like bailoutsleuth "a grassroots, online portal for oversight over the US government's $700 billion dollar "bailout" of financial institutions."

      Not to mention he spouts off to NBA refs and other players. And shrugs his shoulder when they fine him. "Cuban has been fined by the NBA, mostly for critical statements about the league and referees, at least $1,665,000 for 13 incidents". (Matching each fine with a donation to a Charity). When he said something against Dairy Queen, he voluntarily worked at a DQ for a day.

      You can't honestly tell me if you came up with some idea (no matter how stupid) and convinced someone to buy it at the height of a bubble. You wouldn't take your billions and have a ball. Spending the rest of your life drinking, flying around in your jet, yelling at professional sports officials, supporting any cause you thought was cool.

      Hell. You could have a "Chyeld Day" on slashdot. Pay off Taco to change banner at the top for a few million.

    13. Re:So, the question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the news reporter misquoted him or had a few typos. I think the guy
      said 1 billion for each site and not 1 mil.

    14. Re:So, the question is... by tool462 · · Score: 1

      Hey, he just finished paying $1 million to every hooker in America to stop posting their ads on Craigslist and put them on Backpages instead.

    15. Re:So, the question is... by Azarael · · Score: 1

      I don't think that's accurate, the info online indicates that cuban wasn't the sole owner of Broadcast.com (which was a company making money), and the transaction was for Yahoo stock rather than cash see http://news.cnet.com/Yahoo-completes-Broadcast.com-acquisition/2100-1023_3-228762.html/. If he's still got $2bn after the dotbomb, then that's not bad. Call the guy an idiot mouth piece, but his financial skill isn't that bad.

    16. Re:So, the question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I run one of the top 60,000 sites and I'd happily take the million.

      But that's 60x farther down the list than the offer.

    17. Re:So, the question is... by Selfbain · · Score: 1

      It also might be dangerous if they can't get information about you.

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    18. Re:So, the question is... by gtall · · Score: 1

      Yeah, he's bribing web site owners to move to Microsoft...wow...that is soooo cuil.

    19. Re:So, the question is... by natehoy · · Score: 2, Funny

      The reason he makes an offer like this is that he can rest secure in the knowledge that NO ONE will ever take him up on it. It's a publicity stunt.

      He thinks he's thrown down a gauntlet to Google and presented them with a threat which they must now look at Very Seriously. Meanwhile, Google board members are suffering from minor asphyxiation because they are laughing so hard.

      I would not be at all surprised to learn that Google just finished a mock castle wall on their campus, with a cardboard cutout of Cuban standing below in full Arthurian regalia. Google employees would be encouraged to spend their breaks sitting at the top of the castle wall and blowing raspberries and making odd reference to hamsters and elderberries.

      "Now go, or I shall taunt you a second time!"

      In the interests of property damage and humane treatment of animals, their trebuchet will probably be limited to throwing hamburgers rather than whole cows.

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    20. Re:So, the question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The real question is, who would be stupid enough to listen to a man who made almost all of his money soley on the chance decision of buying the domain name "Broadcast.com" and convincing Yahoo! that it was work ~$6 billion dollars to buy out.

      A $6 Billion redirect to my yahoo homepage. Great investment.

    21. Re:So, the question is... by moderatorrater · · Score: 1

      shady viagra sales...go right ahead, Mark! We're behind you all the way!

      It's a trap!

    22. Re:So, the question is... by Chyeld · · Score: 1

      I'd take my billion and live it up, to be sure. I wouldn't, however, be upset if people didn't take my one time jackpot as evidence that I knew squat.

      He's probably very cool. And I'm happy he got behind some causes that you felt were good.

      He was also behind Sharesleuth.com, which was the precursor to Bailoutsleuth.com.

      The idea behind the site was people who had 'dirt' on a public traded company would provide it to the site for publication. However Mark in a fit of what I have to call more than a little questionable ethics, decided that it was completely alright for him to short the stocks of companies with info being published on the site, before the site actually published the information. If that wasn't insider trading, it was the closest thing on this side of the law to it.

      You yourself say "He buys random companies and starts random websites" and in a way, that's the point. He scatter shots his money out there in hopes of making another jackpot. That isn't sound financial advice, it's just a gambler's "big win" addiction.

      Look, I'm not saying he's an idiot. I'm simply saying he's not shown the investing or business chops that would qualify him as someone anyone should be taking money advice from.

    23. Re:So, the question is... by http · · Score: 1

      No. No, we're not. Don't encourage them in any way.

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    24. Re:So, the question is... by Chyeld · · Score: 1

      I may not, but since it was Forbes that came up with the number, I'm guessing it's closer to the truth than you'd get.

    25. Re:So, the question is... by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      TFA covered that, but the thing is that just wouldn't work. A thousand sites out of how many millions of web sites there are? Mark Cuban must be REALLY bad at math. Was he born into money? Because he certainly didn't get rich because of his intelligence.

    26. Re:So, the question is... by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1

      However Mark in a fit of what I have to call more than a little questionable ethics

      We're Rugby players, what the hell do you expect?

      And he's not bribing anyone to do anything. I don't see how anyone can read that post as anything other than a complete hypothetical. "What if" you were to do this.

    27. Re:So, the question is... by Talderas · · Score: 1

      P.S.S. $6 billion before taxes.

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    28. Re:So, the question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like bailoutsleuth "a grassroots, online portal for oversight over the US government's $700 billion dollar "bailout" of financial institutions."

      Nothing says grassroots like being funded by a billionaire.

    29. Re:So, the question is... by T+Murphy · · Score: 1

      ...which is why he should pay $1M to each of the bottom 1000 sites.

    30. Re:So, the question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cuban's a moron. If sites remove themselves from Google searches, many millions of people will just never see those sites.

    31. Re:So, the question is... by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > Yeah, he's bribing web site owners to move to Microsoft...

      No, he's indulging in idle speculation in his blog.

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    32. Re:So, the question is... by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      We're talking about someone who's willing to give away half his (considerable) fortune just to spite Google. That's nowhere near "fiscally responsible".

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    33. Re:So, the question is... by Phil06 · · Score: 0

      Take your million and watch as all Google search results point to your competitors

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    34. Re:So, the question is... by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

      So he didn't really earn the money. How is that different from most of the other billionaires?

    35. Re:So, the question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm guessing most of the sites would say no, that's incredibly short sighted.

      Ah, like most shareholder demands for immediate profit in the US, yes?

    36. Re:So, the question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Unless the top 1,000 sites happen to be, by odd math, shady viagra sales, knockoff Rolex retailers, and spammers.

      In which case, go right ahead, Mark! We're behind you all the way!

      Ah, but what if Mark wants to get behind you and go all the way, too? Are you sure you're up for that? Especially with all that Viagra around...

    37. Re:So, the question is... by hullabalucination · · Score: 1

      There was an old quip I used to hear from auto racing folks a couple of decades ago...

      Q. How do you make a million bucks in racing?

      A. Start out with two million.

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    38. Re:So, the question is... by Cal27 · · Score: 1

      I don't think Mark Cuban has a trillion dollars just lying around.

    39. Re:So, the question is... by soliptic · · Score: 1

      The sheer scale of the inflated figures thrown around in the dotcom era still staggers me. Let's imagine that yahoo found a way of monetising broadcast.com to the tune of half a million dollars profit EVERY DAY. God alone knows how, but assuming they did - to recoup that $6bn they would still need to consistently turn in that profit for OVER THIRTY YEARS. How can anyone take such a proposition seriously? And, yeah, I know, stock not cash, but if you follow that line of argument to a logical conclusion, it means the investors knew how ludricously over-valued the stock is, so either way the whole market must have been running off undiluted stupid for such a deal to go through.

    40. Re:So, the question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it worked for HDTV media...

    41. Re:So, the question is... by jbezorg · · Score: 1

      Is it worth $1 million to leave Google? I'm guessing most of the sites would say no, that's incredibly short sighted.

      Maybe if you are a top seller for the search "Left-handed, monkey, wrenches, Nowhere BFE".... must start the design process and SEO ASAP....

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    42. Re:So, the question is... by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      "Yeah if you're one of the top sites on Google a million probably doesn't mean nearly as much as Mark Cuban thinks it does."

      Your statement assumes that Mark Cuban thinks, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary ;-)

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    43. Re:So, the question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you are one of the top 1000 sites on Google, not only is a million chump change to you, google is probably brining you a million in sales every few minutes.

      Nobody will take this offer

    44. Re:So, the question is... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Are you aware how many spambots they can rent with a million bucks? Be careful what you wish for!

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    45. Re:So, the question is... by PeanutButterBreath · · Score: 3, Informative

      Not to mention he spouts off to NBA refs and other players.

      And their mothers http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/playoffs/2009/news/story?id=4157481

      He's an attention whore with no class (and that is true regardless of what one things of Kenyon Martin or his mother).

    46. Re:So, the question is... by randy+of+the+redwood · · Score: 1
      Three cheers, that's what I thought when I read the blog as well. I don't see him advocating someone actually try to do it.

      I think the first post should have been "don't feed the trolls", and left it at that.

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    47. Re:So, the question is... by npsimons · · Score: 1

      You can't honestly tell me if you came up with some idea (no matter how stupid) and convinced someone to buy it at the height of a bubble. You wouldn't take your billions and have a ball. Spending the rest of your life drinking, flying around in your jet, yelling at professional sports officials, supporting any cause you thought was cool.

      No, actually I wouldn't do many of those things. First, this guy did get lucky, I don't care how you rationalize his "entrepreneurial endeavors". That's not news; you can be the hardest working businessman and still fail nine times out of ten; then only factor seems to be the whim of the market. Second, everyone is nicer in person. He may be a reasonable guy, and it's nice that he donates to charity. But yelling at professional sports officials? That's not behavior to be imitated or admired; it's the behavior of a five year old child, and a misbehaving one at that. That, and things like the idea in this article and other hair-brained ideas he throws around convince me that he's not the brightest bulb in the box. The only reason anyone listens to him is that he's rich, and quite frankly that doesn't impress me or make me look anymore favorably upon his ideas.

    48. Re:So, the question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey it's Mark Cuban everyone! Now we know his Slashdot nick name.

    49. Re:So, the question is... by Ztream · · Score: 1

      Wait, from your description he really *does* sound like a random schmuck who accidentally acquired a lot of money and is doing the silly things that any random schmuck would do with it. I'm not sure how that makes him "cool" though.

  3. wow, a whole million? by digitalsushi · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'll give the top 1000 folks on slashdot who eat bread a nickel never to eat it again.

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    1. Re:wow, a whole million? by dontmakemethink · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Exactly. What's $1M to Facebook compared to the benefits of Google's hits?

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    2. Re:wow, a whole million? by JustinOpinion · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah these numbers just don't add up. First off, I'm going to assume that this is a million dollars a year (or somesuch), otherwise it's ridiculous on the face of it. No high-profile web company is going to sign a perpetual contract like that. Now, the top 1,000 sites depend on internet traffic. No doubt their advertising budgets are more than a million dollars. Telling them that they can get one million dollars if they give up a huge chunk of their internet visibility is ridiculous. It's worth much more than that to them.

      Conversely, this whole plan would cost 1 billion dollars to pull off. Sure, Microsoft could afford that, and would pay that much to destroy Google. But this is a poor plan. If Google no longer listed the top 1,000 sites (which is a big if, since many of those sites have no particular love of Microsoft...), then would Google crash and burn? Or would the sites currently ranked 1,0001-2000 suddenly see a huge upsurge in their traffic and profitability?

      Lastly, how would this work on a technical level? Sure, you can configure your server to reject all requests from googlebot, preventing them from indexing sub-pages, but you can't technically (or legally) prevent Google from returning a link to "wsj.com" when someone searches for "Wall Street Journal". So any "de-indexing" wouldn't be complete.

      This "plan" fails on so many levels. I'm sure Google is not too concerned about this. Any companies that participated would be signing their own death sentence: their web visibility would drop, public opinion of the company would drop, they might open themselves to legal attacks... and all for a "cool million".

    3. Re:wow, a whole million? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where do I enter my bank account number for that nickle?

      I don't understand what the surprise is about. Hasn't MS already shown it will do anything it can think of to win, in any area they can?

      It does seem like Mark Cuban (Chabenisky) might have some undisclosed financial interest, however.

    4. Re:wow, a whole million? by sopssa · · Score: 1

      But besides the actual points, this would be a really fun thing to see!

    5. Re:wow, a whole million? by jacksonj04 · · Score: 4, Informative
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    6. Re:wow, a whole million? by mrdoogee · · Score: 1

      Does that count tortillas and pita too? Because if not... I'M IN!

    7. Re:wow, a whole million? by rock_climbing_guy · · Score: 1

      I have gluten sensitivity, so I don't eat it anyways. Now where is my nickel?

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    8. Re:wow, a whole million? by 6031769 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Sigh. I know it's waaay too much to ask, but if you actually read his blog post it's not a plan at all - just some ideas that he's throwing around. The headline in TFA (and thence TFS) is misleading.

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    9. Re:wow, a whole million? by denmarkw00t · · Score: 1

      Why isn't there a +1 So True?

    10. Re:wow, a whole million? by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 4, Funny

      The American Airlines Center where the Mavs play seats about 20,000. There are 82 games in a basketball season, meaning the Mavs will have about half that at home. Let's round it to 40 games. If they make the playoffs, that number could potentially double, so doing a little basic math here ... yeah ... I don't see any reason to expect them to be in the playoffs, let alone have home court advantage, so we'll keep the game total at 40.

      20,000 seats times 40 games is 800,000 seats. $1 billion / 800k = $1250 per seat per game.

      My suggestion for Google's response: Buy every seat to every Mavs home game for a year. Pay people $1000 each to go to the game and root for whoever the Mavs are playing that night, while wearing Google t-shirts.

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    11. Re:wow, a whole million? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You shouldn't have to pay people to stop eating bread; just inform them of the adverse effects it may have on their health. If they're smart, they'll stop eating bread immediately without any further incentive.

    12. Re:wow, a whole million? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah. Consider 2 cases:

      Sites with established brand names like ebay: People will find them without google easier than they will find microsoft search. And one mil is peanuts.

      "Commodity" sites like popular hardware or game review sites: A million might be significant to them, but google traffic is probably crucial. And leaving would just mean that another mostly equivalent site pops up in google instead.

    13. Re:wow, a whole million? by natehoy · · Score: 1

      You don't qualify: "I'll give the top 1000 folks on slashdot who eat bread a nickel never to eat it again."

      By your own admission, you don't eat bread. Therefore, you cannot be one of the top 1000 folks on Slashdot who eat bread.

      And, no, 31137 is not, in fact t3h r0x05 ne mor3. Hasn't been for some time. But even most of us old codgers who remember when the kids started it. Most of us can even read it, since we've seen it on job applications, and you have to figure out what claims the person is making about themselves other than they are obviously attention-starved and probably illiterate. So you have to learn how to speak it so when you send a rejection letter they don't call asking for help reading it. :)

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    14. Re:wow, a whole million? by teknopurge · · Score: 1

      Do you really think Facebook gets meaningful traffic from Google? Even if someone reading your comment never heard of facebook before, you just informed them about it. facebook.com is easy enough to type into the browser...

      I'm willing to bet google needs FB's content more than Facebook needs google's referels.

    15. Re:wow, a whole million? by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      If Google no longer listed the top 1,000 sites (which is a big if, since many of those sites have no particular love of Microsoft...), then would Google crash and burn?

      If Google no longer listed the top 1000 sites, we'd have a new list of 1000 top sites, as traffic moved from the previous 1000 to the new 1000.

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    16. Re:wow, a whole million? by monkeySauce · · Score: 1

      He said one million, but maybe he was just having a Dr. Evil moment.

      So what he really meant was ONE HUNDRED... BILLION DOLLARS!

    17. Re:wow, a whole million? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is pretty stupid. Cuban would love a sell-out crowd every night, especially the profit it would generate. A much better plan would be for Google to pay people to NOT attend Mavs games, thus draining revenue from Cuban. Or to host a "win 10 million dollars" lottery event during every home game and locate it just down the street from the arena while playing (on giant TVs) every NBA game except the Mavs. Free food and beer included, along with scantily clad serving women.

    18. Re:wow, a whole million? by Life2Short · · Score: 1

      You're forgetting searches where people are looking for other people, not for facebook.com. If you are wondering what ever happened to Suzy Q. from down the road when you were little, a Google search might lead you to facebook.com.

    19. Re:wow, a whole million? by De+Lemming · · Score: 1

      Do you really think Facebook gets meaningful traffic from Google?

      Of course they do. Hint, people don't search for "facebook" in Google, they search for other people's names.

    20. Re:wow, a whole million? by jackhererUK · · Score: 1

      The thing is though if the top 1000 sites used robots.txt and the noindex meta tag to remove themselves from google, then google could just ignore robots.txt and the noindex meta tag for the top 1000 sites and index them anyway. Ultimately if the site is publicly accessible then google can index it and there is nothing anybody could do about it.

    21. Re:wow, a whole million? by miggyb · · Score: 1

      Now, is that something that search engines are legally bound to, like some sort of contract, or is it just a "suggestion" or something done out of good faith? Because in the end, it's Google's choice if they're going to index something or not.

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    22. Re:wow, a whole million? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And for .02 each I'll tell you how to find substitutes that won't be cheating.

    23. Re:wow, a whole million? by gnasher719 · · Score: 1

      The thing is though if the top 1000 sites used robots.txt and the noindex meta tag to remove themselves from google, then google could just ignore robots.txt and the noindex meta tag for the top 1000 sites and index them anyway. Ultimately if the site is publicly accessible then google can index it and there is nothing anybody could do about it.

      Either Google and other search engines respect this or they don't. If _all_ search engines respect robots.txt etc., then a site doesn't disappear just from Google, it disappears from all search engines. $1 million isn't much to commit suicide. And if some Microsoft search engine doesn't respect robots.txt, then why should Google?

    24. Re:wow, a whole million? by IgnitusBoyone · · Score: 1

      People also forget features in web browsers like firefox where no qualified urls are sent to Google's I'm Feeling Lucky page. I haven't typed in htt[://slashdot.org in ages. I just type in slashdot. Firefox sends that to google which returns slashdot.org as the first hit and I see my home page in roughly the same time as typing the extra four characters. To me this feature is the same as a bookmark, the top ranks in google do not change that often it is very unlikely that one day I will be sent to a site other then http://slashdot.org./ However, other users I know do not even understand what is going on and believe they are typing in valid URLs when they go to http://icanhascheezburger.com/ by typing lolcats any number of sites whose url is different then the typical name for the website. I would think that this is a strong argument that search engines still provide a great deal of traffic to major websites.

      As an interesting point though. How much more traffic is generated by aggregate websites these days like /. and digg then search engines. I would like to see some numbers on that.

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    25. Re:wow, a whole million? by Idiomatick · · Score: 1

      Have google.com have a giant ass banner on why mavs suck...

    26. Re:wow, a whole million? by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > Now, is that something that search engines are legally bound to...

      No.

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    27. Re:wow, a whole million? by jackhererUK · · Score: 1

      Sorry but this is not true, you can be specific about which robots you want to exclude. More importantly google chooses to respect robots.txt and noindex meta tags, if it decided it was in its interest not to respect them - either at all or just for the sites that did the deal - then there is precisely nothing anyone could do about it.

    28. Re:wow, a whole million? by teknopurge · · Score: 1

      My point is what if that link went away? Instead of searching for someone on google you would go right to facebook, because you know facebook is concerned with people, where google has loads of crap in it.

    29. Re:wow, a whole million? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure, but guaranteeing that the Mavs sell out all 40 home games probably isn't the type of thing Mark Cuban would cower in fear of.

    30. Re:wow, a whole million? by sydb · · Score: 1

      You type slashdot in your search box?

      Look! It caches the URL. And auto-completes from URLs, page titles and bookmark keywords. And it gets it right, 90% of the time. Leave google alone for christ's sake.

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    31. Re:wow, a whole million? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My question is his motivation and solution. He apparently sees the point of his exercise as breaking Google's web dominance. But he wants to hand it over to... one of the largest most predatory monopolists in modern American business? WTF Cuban? You got rich using that fucked up brain?

    32. Re:wow, a whole million? by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't care how much he makes, I would care about sticking it to him in his house. I would care about taking away most of the home-court advantage. At least it would get lots of Google advertising. At best, it would lower the performance and value of the whole franchise. Let's see what his net worth is after the Mavs finish under .500 for the year. The money teams make from tickets is only part of the pie.

      I like the $10 mill lotto idea, but I don't think that it would empty the Mav's stadium. Reduce attendance, maybe.

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    33. Re:wow, a whole million? by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      Er, no. robots.txt can contain bot-specific instructions. This is often used to point Googlebot to the sitemap. For example, look at http://slashdot.org/robots.txt: Googlebot is allowed in more places than a generic bot and msnbot (Bing) and Slurp (Yahoo!) can go anywhere they want.

      Locking out Google is as easy as adding the following lines:
      User-agent: Googlebot
      Disallow: /

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    34. Re:wow, a whole million? by Imrik · · Score: 1

      Assuming the bots respect robots.txt, you can pick and choose which bots are allowed and which aren't.

    35. Re:wow, a whole million? by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      No, no no...either leave the seats empty, or send a _single_ person decked out in Google gear (no to be confused with ZipZoomFly). Playing for a year in an empty house would be much more demoralizing (and financially damaging) than having the seats filled with oppotistion.

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    36. Re:wow, a whole million? by spandex_panda · · Score: 1

      a giant ass-banner?

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    37. Re:wow, a whole million? by Eil · · Score: 1

      Uh, not much since the vast majority of Facebook requires an account to view and is thus not indexed by Google.

      Replace Facebook with Wordpress, eHow, expert-sexchange, or Digg, and the question makes more sense.

    38. Re:wow, a whole million? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      You don't want to know how far certain people would go for a million...

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    39. Re:wow, a whole million? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Most likely.

      I can even imagine the discussion.

      Cuban: Here's the plan. You yank your page from Google and we give you ... ONE MILLION DOLLAR.
      CEO of top1000 company: Don't you think you should offer me *more* than a million dollar? A million dollars isn't exactly a lot of money these days. One of our branches alone makes about 9 billions a year.
      Cuban: Really? That's a lot of money.

      and so on. But I doubt he'll offer to up it to a billion.

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    40. Re:wow, a whole million? by dfghjk · · Score: 1

      If Facebook doesn't get meaningful traffic from Google then Google doesn't need Facebook's content. You ought to think about that a little harder.

      To damage Google, you'd need enough valuable content to opt out and it's unlikely you can make that happen with a little cash. It doesn't surprise me that Cuban thought up something like that, though. Frankly, he doesn't seem all that bright.

    41. Re:wow, a whole million? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My suggestion for Google's response: Buy every seat to every Mavs home game for a year. Pay people $1000 each to go to the game and root for whoever the Mavs are playing that night, while wearing Google t-shirts.

      I've got an even better idea. Buy every seat to every Mavs home game for a year. Give the members of various Dallas area gangs a ticket and a rusty knife. Do the same for people being released from area prisons. Then sit back and watch the fun.

    42. Re:wow, a whole million? by foniksonik · · Score: 1

      Damn you... you've let the cat out of the bag... That was Mark's plan the whole time, don't you understand... all he wanted was for Google to buy out all of his games for a cool 1 Billion while paying out only what 1,000 x 1 million = 1 Billion? crap, that doesn't add up... what are we talking about again?

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    43. Re:wow, a whole million? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you really think Facebook gets meaningful traffic from Google?

      If I wanted to get to facebook I'd type 'f' in google and click on the relevant dropdown (in this case the first option). I find it much more convenient than typing urls or scanning through bookmarks when it comes to the most popular sites.

    44. Re:wow, a whole million? by panaceaa · · Score: 1

      I read the article and he's exactly proposing paying off the top 1000 sites. Direct quote: "Would the top 1k most visited sites take a cool $1mm each?" Sure, then he pontificates... what if the top 100k sites also got a cut? But he doesn't suggest anything besides paying off sites, the largest getting nearly $1mm.

    45. Re:wow, a whole million? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wich only works by grace of google. If google was realy hurting, i doubt they would keep this policy up. They could for example do partial indexing when they find a robot.txt or noindex metatag

  4. What about Google? by MMC+Monster · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They are surely a top-1000 site. Will they get the cash to de-list themselves?

    P.S. The guy is an idiot. People go to Google not to get stuff from a top-1000 site, but to find stuff that is not found in the search bars of the top-1000 sites.

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    1. Re:What about Google? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not the point. The top 1000 sites probably generate 50% of the ad revenue.

    2. Re:What about Google? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      They are surely a top-1000 site. Will they get the cash to de-list themselves?

      If the barber shaves all those who does not shave themselves, who shaves the barber?

    3. Re:What about Google? by Gothic_Walrus · · Score: 1

      People go to Google not to get stuff from a top-1000 site, but to find stuff that is not found in the search bars of the top-1000 sites.

      You sure on that?

      From my experience, it's usually quicker to search Google and tack on the name of the site in your search string than it is to search Amazon, IMDB, Wikipedia, or what have you and filter through their results. Obviously, if Google wasn't an option I could still search on their own sites, but Google tends to work better than most of their built-in search engines.

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    4. Re:What about Google? by simcop2387 · · Score: 1

      Easy, another barber.

    5. Re:What about Google? by onion2k · · Score: 1

      If you read Cuban's original blog post he suggests giving money to the top 100,000 sites ($1m each to the top 1000, and a further billion or so split between the next 99,000 sites), and that Microsoft or Yahoo promise to drive as much traffic their way as they'd lose by pulling out of Google. His idea is that if you can persuade the top 100,000 sites on the net to leave then Google is screwed. It wasn't a serious suggestion, just a sort of whimsical "Google could be killed you know" musing.

      http://blogmaverick.com/2009/11/13/google-murdoch-madoff/

    6. Re:What about Google? by Plunky · · Score: 1

      Easy, another barber.

      GP didn't state it correctly, but was referring to the Barber paradox

    7. Re:What about Google? by KitsuneSoftware · · Score: 1

      Actually, the top ten Google searches of the last twelve months are:

      1. facebook login
      2. michael jackson
      3. tuenti
      4. facebook.com
      5. facebook
      6. youtube.com
      7. face
      8. yahoo mail
      9. jogos
      10. hotmail

      Read that list again. That's right, most people don't know how to use the internet. They often Google for a domain in preference to just using the domain name. I don't know why, but I would suspect it may have something to do with default home pages and built-in search boxes next to the address bar. I can't [be bothered to] find longer list, but I remember a top-100 list of Google searches that included "Google.com" as one of those searches.

    8. Re:What about Google? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup.

      Sadly, Mark Cuban doesn't seem to understand the Internet, how search engines work, site indexing, or the malevolence of the average Internet User. I'd still like to see him throw away money though. Just for the lulz.....

      p.s. It is rumored he is buying up all the properties of 'Deep Ellum' in Dallas. Inquiring minds would like to know what for.

    9. Re:What about Google? by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 3, Funny

      The barber is a woman!

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    10. Re:What about Google? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I can't [be bothered to] find longer list, but I remember a top-100 list of Google searches that included "Google.com" as one of those searches.

      If you type "Google" into Google you will break the internet.

    11. Re:What about Google? by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      it seems stupid but it can improve security, if you put a typo in with a google search it will probably get corrected, if you have a typo with a domain you could end up on a squatter site with a fake login page

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    12. Re:What about Google? by dpilot · · Score: 1

      > P.S. The guy is an idiot.

      That's clear... After all, he was one of the first ones cut when he was on "Dancing With the Stars."

      (Skip the waivers, emoticons, warnings, etc.)

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    13. Re:What about Google? by jeffshoaf · · Score: 1

      I thought that googling Google would crash the Internet...

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    14. Re:What about Google? by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 1

      You haven't met some of the women I have then....*shudder*

    15. Re:What about Google? by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 1

      I tried that once and I just wound up back on slashdot.

    16. Re:What about Google? by Richy_T · · Score: 1

      Actually, these people are using the web correctly. The domain name is just supposed to be an easy way for humans to refer to particular computers, it's not supposed to be used as a global catalog of companies and organizations. It's only a particularly bad bit of early browser design that has persisted that means we are typing URLs into location bars.

    17. Re:What about Google? by Zordak · · Score: 1

      http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&source=hp&q=search+engine&aq=f&oq=&aqi=g10

      I don't know, but apparently they're still behind Dogpile (seriously?) and Alta Vista (SERIOUSLY?).

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    18. Re:What about Google? by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      It would fail because he would still get no takers. The vast majority of website owners won't take the cash if it means cratering their website, which is what it would amount to.

      and that Microsoft or Yahoo promise to drive as much traffic their way as they'd lose by pulling out of Google.

      And how in the name of Bill Gates are they going to keep that promise? They might as well promise everybody magical pegasus ponies.

    19. Re:What about Google? by TurboZinc · · Score: 1

      Read that list again. That's right, most people don't know how to use the internet. They often Google for a domain in preference to just using the domain name. I don't know why, but I would suspect it may have something to do with default home pages and built-in search boxes next to the address bar. I can't [be bothered to] find longer list, but I remember a top-100 list of Google searches that included "Google.com" as one of those searches.

      Does that list include results from the i'm feeling lucky button?

      When my homepage loads (google.com) focus is set at the search box. Instead of moving to the address bar i'll just type in the name of the site or the domain in the google search box. Then i'll tab twice and hit the space bar (I'm feeling lucky button). This gets me to the site i want to visit without ever having to use the mouse. It's much faster than moving to the address bar and typing in the domain there.

      My search history is filled with gmail, facebook, calendar, and the like. Doesn't mean i don't know how to use the internet.

    20. Re:What about Google? by Cid+Highwind · · Score: 1

      "That's right, most people don't know how to use the internet. They often Google for a domain in preference to just using the domain name."

      Or maybe they do. Typing a domain name you can't spell or only know part of into Google might take you to a page full of results that make you feel a bit stupid. Typing it into the address bar might take you to a page full of malware or a phishing scam or a redirect to goatse...

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    21. Re:What about Google? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, that would be your mother!
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    22. Re:What about Google? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fucking liar.

    23. Re:What about Google? by initialE · · Score: 1

      Can't be. Female for barber is barberella.

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    24. Re:What about Google? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you type "Google" into Google you will break the internet.

      I tried that once and I just wound up back on slashdot.

      Oh god, it's even worse than first imagined! Quickly, spread the word!

    25. Re:What about Google? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      • He's a Ghost!
      • He's a Woman!
      • It's made from People!
      • The name of his sled!
      • Donnie Dies!
      • They sacrifice the Policeman!

      (etc)

  5. Motivation? by oldspewey · · Score: 5, Interesting

    What TFA is short on is any sense of motivation on Mark Cuban's part. Why does he want to do this? Did Google frighten him when he was a baby?

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    1. Re:Motivation? by antifoidulus · · Score: 4, Funny

      They don't block the search for Mavericks suck?

    2. Re:Motivation? by jmyers · · Score: 5, Informative

      Why in the world does the summary list to some stupid guys take on Mark Cubans blog post instead of the actual post?

      http://blogmaverick.com/2009/11/13/google-murdoch-madoff/

      Not that it answers any of your questions, other than maybe he is a publicity hound.

    3. Re:Motivation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it's obvious that he just wanted free attention, and that he got it.

    4. Re:Motivation? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      They don't block the search for "Mavericks suck"? [quotes added]

      And Microsoft does? Did he pay MS to do this? That would be bad PR for Bing if so. He he he, I smell fun.
           

    5. Re:Motivation? by Swanktastic · · Score: 1

      I think it's pretty safe to say Cuban is a publicity slut... Not that there's anything wrong with it.

      http://tvmedia.ign.com/tv/image/article/936/936352/the-simpsons-billionairesrule_1228751251.jpg

    6. Re:Motivation? by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      I favor a second approach.

      Consider robots.txt

      Now consider bing.txt and google.txt.

      Please line up, and insert your $$ into your respective buckets, please.

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    7. Re:Motivation? by TrippTDF · · Score: 1

      There's a growing anti-Google movement, in large part being spear-headed by Newscorp. The writing is on the wall that traditional content protection (via physical media) no longer applies... traditional media companies are freaking out left and right and they think my locking out Google in favor of a search engine that might want to play ball their way (Microsoft), they can hold onto their media empires at the expense of their consumers... there are a lot of similarities between this idea and the RIAA suing the Napster into oblivion, only this time Google is A) not doing anything illegal and B) has the market and mindshare to not be effected by such things.

      One possible scenario, if content publishers get their way would be a fractured internet, where Google no longer indexes content for the "big boys", and users have to turn to an alternative search engine for that sort of content (Bing) where Microsoft gives great control over the content to the publishers in exchange for some sort of fee... Users will either move all their searching over to Bing, or they won't even notice that the content is gone and wind up reading the content from smaller publishers (blogs) instead...

      The long of the short of it: Big-ass media can't make money on the internet like they are used to, so they aim to destroy it. It's not going to fly and a lot of these organizations are going to go down in flames. I don't know if that is a good or a bad thing.

    8. Re:Motivation? by Ossifer · · Score: 1

      The question is why does anyone continue to listen to Mark Cuban? Outside of bilking Yahoo out of ~$6bil for a software product they ultimately discarded, why is this guy interesting?

      He frequently likes to make outlandish statements about p2p, and other tech world topics, but these never ring true... I've had enough of these false prophets...

    9. Re:Motivation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe he actually loves Google and it's reverse marketing... "See how great Google is: these sites wouldn't switch from it to Bing for a million dollars!"

    10. Re:Motivation? by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      I went through his posting, I'm still not understanding why Mark Cuban is discussing it.

      It sounds like Rupert wants the benefits of the web but not the downside, but that's nearly impossible because they are intertwined. If you want to benefit from the web's ability to spread the news, that news has to be out there to be spread.

    11. Re:Motivation? by secondhand_Buddah · · Score: 1

      More interestingly, would Microsoft de-list from Google? :-) I think not....

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    12. Re:Motivation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I LUL'd... then wished it was possible. Quake3 mod plz? Call it MS Mod!

    13. Re:Motivation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why in the world does the summary list to some stupid guys take on Mark Cubans blog post instead of the actual post?

      Wow. For once Slashdotters want the blog post and not the article.

    14. Re:Motivation? by gtall · · Score: 1

      "There's a growing anti-Google movement, in large part being spear-headed by Newscorp." There is a growing anti-Google movement? Murdoch pissing in the wind because he's not making enough money on his empire doesn't count. Where's the evidence?

    15. Re:Motivation? by fulldecent · · Score: 1

      In his posts in May 2008, Cuban sides with Murdoch against Google during their recent paid content discussions.

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    16. Re:Motivation? by ajs · · Score: 1

      Why does he want to do this?

      Because he owns $2B worth of Yahoo stock.

      I don't think you have to dig deeper for the answer, really.

    17. Re:Motivation? by C0vardeAn0nim0 · · Score: 1
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    18. Re:Motivation? by thebigbluecheez · · Score: 1

      Is he still holding stock in Yahoo! from their buying his ownership in broadcast.com?

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    19. Re:Motivation? by I+cant+believe+its+n · · Score: 1

      Why does he want to do this? Did Google frighten him when he was a baby?

      His wife left him for their latest service: Google Male.

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  6. Even Ballmer has a plan to 'fu...in' kill Google.. by jkrise · · Score: 1

    it involves a piece of furniture and some kinetic energy. As effective as spitting in the wind.

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  7. ....What? by Velorium · · Score: 1

    This is just stupid unless any of these sites are going downhill already. Opting out of Google would just ensure it.

  8. Geez by moogied · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The top 1000 clients of google likely piss away a million $ a day in coffee alone.

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    1. Re:Geez by Gothic_Walrus · · Score: 1

      Literally?

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    2. Re:Geez by LandDolphin · · Score: 1

      I didn't actually piss away a Million dollars in coffee; I literally pissed away a Million dollars in coffee.

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    3. Re:Geez by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The top 1000 clients of google likely piss away a million $ a day in coffee alone.

      They certainly do. You don't buy coffee, you just rent it.

    4. Re:Geez by Simetrical · · Score: 1

      The top 1000 clients of google likely piss away a million $ a day in coffee alone.

      Wikipedia is a top 10 site, maybe even top 5, but the Wikimedia Foundation made only $8,658,006 in revenue for FY2008–9. And come on, we're talking top 1000 here, not top ten. I've run an Alexa top 10,000 site on under $5,000 a year. (Currently it's more like 15–25k, it's a gaming site and popularity fluctuates with release cycles.) It doesn't cost much to run a big website.

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  9. Why? by cronco · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Does the dude have stock at Microsoft? Or what's it to him?

  10. 1 million is peanuts by guyfawkes-11-5 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    1 million is peanuts. Amazon, one of the top 100 sites, makes that during a coffee break.
    Why opt out of free product placement (Amazon usually ranks high in google) worldwide, for a pittance?
    Cuban's mojo has left the room.

    1. Re:1 million is peanuts by Patch86 · · Score: 1

      Indeed, there's a reason why this can't possibly work, however much money he cared to name. It's economics for idiots.

      The only way any company would agree would be if he offered them more cash than they were earning from Google hits. In order to make a dent, he'd need to successfully persuade lots of companies (as he says, a thousand or so might do it- and a thousand or so top companies probably represent the lions share of e-commerce). So effectively, to make this plan work, he or someone would need to have the equivalent of most of the money generated through search engines for the entire e-commerce sector.

      There is no-one that rich. Period.

      Also, bribery is somewhat illegal. Ask Intel how a very similar "kickback" system worked out for them in the European courts.

    2. Re:1 million is peanuts by dlgeek · · Score: 5, Funny

      1 million in a coffee break? At first I thought this was an exaggeration, but then I ran the numbers. Amazon had 5,449 million USD in revenue last quarter, so that's about $60mil/day, or 1 million every 24 minutes (obviously this assumes a flat time distribution which is clearly not true, but lets keep going). A 24 minute coffee break is a bit excessive, but not completely out of the question. Once you take the non-averaged distribution into account, you can probably make a million in a 5-8 minute coffee break.

    3. Re:1 million is peanuts by Akral · · Score: 1

      [nitpick]
      Your numbers are about revenue.
      This 1 million would be a clean profit (before taxes).
      [/nitpick]

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    4. Re:1 million is peanuts by dlgeek · · Score: 1

      Eh, revenue is income prior to expenses. There's obviously an expense to delisting from Google, so counting it as revenue seems fair. The entirety of the deal is almost certainly a net loss, but I was only looking at the 1 million in a coffee break claim anyway, so what does it matter?

    5. Re:1 million is peanuts by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Revenue is not the same as profit. Amazon's reported profit margin is around 3.5%, so it takes them around two days to make a million dollars. Given the amount that Amazon spends on Google AdWords, however, I suspect that they make a lot of profit from people finding their site through Google and so wouldn't be particularly interested in abandoning the search engine for as little as a million dollars.

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    6. Re:1 million is peanuts by orkysoft · · Score: 1

      If you make a million bucks in a coffee break, you can afford to have a long coffee break :-)

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  11. Google for "top 1000 list" by istartedi · · Score: 1

    Problem solved. Or, just link to "top 1000 dunderheads who tried hiding" off the Google home page.

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    1. Re:Google for "top 1000 list" by Internalist · · Score: 1

      I...I can't tell if your sig is being facetious. I've gone all twitchy after reading it...

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  12. Proxy War by digitalPhant0m · · Score: 1

    At this point, I don't see what's in it for Mark Cuban except nearly half of his net worth, and probably more in legal fees once google sues. "Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!"

  13. wow, a whole thousand? by dontmakemethink · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Even if the "top 1000" sites accepted the bribe, that wouldn't make much of a dent. How small does this pilgrim think the internet is?

    And what's to stop Google from re-indexing them?

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    1. Re:wow, a whole thousand? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Domo Arigato, Mr. Robots.txt User-Agent: Mozilla/5.0 (compatible; Googlebot/2.1; +http://www.google.com/bot.html) Disallow /?

      But I suppose that would require that we make you think, which is clearly a violation of the EULA embedded in your user name, so I guess you'll never know!

    2. Re:wow, a whole thousand? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And what's to stop Google from re-indexing them?

      robots.txt

  14. why would the top 1000 sites WANT to leave google? by arkham6 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    For the top 1000, a million bucks is not a lot of money. Why risk alienating the population for what is to them a drop in the bucket?

  15. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  16. illegal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The phrase tortious interference comes to mind (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tortious_interference)

    1. Re:illegal? by BabyDave · · Score: 5, Funny

      Not to be confused with "Tortoise interference", which severely disrupted the 2009 hare-racing world championship.

    2. Re:illegal? by Omnifarious · · Score: 1

      After reading the Wikipedia article I think you are definitely correct. There is a case to be made that this behavior would constitute tortious interference. The parent deserves to be modded up.

    3. Re:illegal? by mrdoogee · · Score: 1

      Or "Torus Indifference", which is a real problem in the 2009 Math Olympics.

    4. Re:illegal? by syrinx · · Score: 4, Funny

      or Taurus Indifference, which is what most people have been feeling towards Ford since about 1999.

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    5. Re:illegal? by gtall · · Score: 1

      No it, it doesn't. Cuban was only musing with some Microsoft lust, he wasn't serious...unless he has a thing for Uncle Fester look-a-likes. Okay, so maybe he was serious, lusting after Uncle Fester would come under Intent to Engage in Deviant Behavior.

    6. Re:illegal? by Anarchduke · · Score: 1

      That's okay, Ford recently unveiled a concept in the taurus line aimed squarely at all of us facing these troubled economic times.

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    7. Re:illegal? by mrscorpio · · Score: 1

      There's also Tore Ass Indifference, defined as my significant other's ability to withstand intentional flatulence for the purpose of getting the couch to myself.

    8. Re:illegal? by Omnifarious · · Score: 1

      *woosh* You failed to understand the point. Mark Cuban's article itself does not constitute tortious interference, but the scheme he describes would, if enacted.

  17. If your a CEO... by dakkon1024 · · Score: 1

    you better make sure you have that million safely in your account before your company goes belly up.

    1. Re:If your a CEO... by Rastl · · Score: 1

      you better make sure you have that million safely in your offshore corporate shell account before your company goes belly up.

      FTFY

  18. Would this even work? by PeterM+from+Berkeley · · Score: 1

    Seems like Google could index the top 1000 sites whether they wanted Google to index them or not.

    I don't see how they could possibly stop Google from indexing information that these sites put into public view.

    -PM

    1. Re:Would this even work? by phayes · · Score: 1

      Easily done with a robots.txt tailored to exclude all google domains. Something like:
      User-agent: *
      Disallow: /google.com
      Disallow: /gmail.com ...

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    2. Re:Would this even work? by Iphtashu+Fitz · · Score: 1
      It's just a simple matter of updating the sites robots.txt files to tell Googlebot to go take a hike. Of course Google could just "break" Googlebot and crawl those sites anyway. But if you really want to boycott Google on your own:

      User-agent: Googlebot
      Disallow: /

    3. Re:Would this even work? by I.M.O.G. · · Score: 1

      robots.txt - well behaved robot spiders like Google's adhere to it. If configured properly, this would keep Google from indexing the site.

    4. Re:Would this even work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      robots.txt comes to mind, assuming google honors it.

    5. Re:Would this even work? by slodan · · Score: 1

      Google respects robots.txt, as any good web spider does.

    6. Re:Would this even work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Google has always had a policy of honoring /robots.txt

    7. Re:Would this even work? by ArtDent · · Score: 1

      Doesn't this amount to paying companies a million dollars to *ask* Google not to crawl/index their sites?

      Wow. Google would so be defeated. What ever could it do?

    8. Re:Would this even work? by dhammond · · Score: 1

      All a site has to do is put up an appropriate robots.txt file, unless Google stopped honoring robots.txt files, which would make them no better than a spammer and would, ultimately, lead to their demise.

    9. Re:Would this even work? by CarlDenny · · Score: 1

      Easy enough to exclude google in your robots.txt Google would take a huge PR hit if they started ignoring robots.txt or using new user agents specifically to get around these.

    10. Re:Would this even work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All these robot.txt fools don't seem to realise that google will happily still return top level domains if it wants, just not any deeper links.

    11. Re:Would this even work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only the ignorant think that Google is actively trying to index protected information. The means of preventing spiders from indexing a site has ALWAYS been through the use of a robots.txt

  19. Won't Affect Me by camperdave · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This won't affect me. I don't search for advertisers. In fact, getting rid of the paid cruft will make searching for true results even better. Besides, a billion dollars is starting to fade into the noise of google's net worth. It may hurt Google, but it won't kill Google.

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    1. Re:Won't Affect Me by fwarren · · Score: 1

      Sure it will kill google. We will just all go to a better search engine to search for things. Hey, wait a minute.....there is not a better search enigne.

      I guess we will all just keep using google after all.

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  20. How would that affect any legitimate search? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So basically google would be listing 1000 less pr0n sites?

  21. Re:Windows 7 not fail enough for them? by MyLongNickName · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yes, someone really should have a stern talking to of the CEO of Microsoft, Mark Cuban. ~

    In all seriousness, can you please abandon your Slashdot ID and not post here again? And also, please leave the internet.

    Thanks.

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  22. Do the math... by Pollux · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...and I think the top 1,000 sites would easily calculate that their losses in ad revenue and web traffic would be worth more than $1,000,000.

  23. It's not bribery! by wiredog · · Score: 1

    It's bidness. You don't wanna interfere in bidness do ya? You some kinda socialist or somethin'?

  24. Get this crap off slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is simple, complete rubbish, spoken by a fool. One million dollars would be nowhere near enough for any profitable site to take itself off the world's biggest search engine, effectively killing future growth.

    Also, assuming these sites aren't in competition with google directly, and most websites aren't, why would they care about trying to knock down Google, for a trivial sum?

    That's it, today is the day I give up on slashdot. Bye.

    1. Re:Get this crap off slashdot by Anarchduke · · Score: 1

      Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

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  25. Chair? by nighty5 · · Score: 1

    You mean, it doesn't involve chair throwing!?

  26. Go Google by DiademBedfordshire · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Wow what a testament to Google. Mark Cuban is basically saying that nobody has a product that could even hope of competing with Google and the only way to conceivably take them down is to bribe their clients with gobs of money.

  27. Other People's Money by Tisha_AH · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So, is he offering this out of his own pocket? (a billion dollars).

    Or is this just a hare-brained idea that he is tossing out there to get some spin on his own name.

    Let's see the Dallas Mavericks remove themselves from anything Google first. Oh, that's right, he must have already, never heard of the team before...

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    1. Re:Other People's Money by Shagg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Or is this just a hare-brained idea that he is tossing out there to get some spin on his own name.

      Yes.

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    2. Re:Other People's Money by Rashdot · · Score: 1

      He's probably offering them a million worth in stocks.

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  28. I couldn't help but think by mattwrock · · Score: 0

    that some form Microsoft is telling Mark Cuban to "totally fucking kill" Google. Maybe Mark Cuban is chair averse...

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  29. Maybe ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Perhaps they could develop something better than Google, and attract customers that way. Just a thought.

    1. Re:Maybe ... by Anarchduke · · Score: 1

      Maybe someone has, you could always Google it.

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  30. 1000x1000000=10^9 by mrjb · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Really? Spending one BILLION/MILLIARD dollars for what is essentially an advertising campaign? Sounds pretty risky to me. If you have that kind of money to gamble with, why not spend that money on actually building a better search engine?

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    1. Re:1000x1000000=10^9 by guruevi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's Microsoft, they can have $58 Billion + $15 Billion and they still won't be able to make any good products. Microsoft management still believes that 9 women can make a baby in a month, all you have to do is spend a few millions in advertising afterwards to make everybody believe the fetus is a full-grown baby.

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    2. Re:1000x1000000=10^9 by Geminii · · Score: 1

      Because when Microsoft tries that, it ends up with Bing.

  31. lol by wizardforce · · Score: 1

    Any site that considers it worth the moeny to leave Google isn't worth the ad revenue for MS and poses little threat to Google. It'll serve to slightly flatten out the income curve and distribute wealth from the people who came up with this horrible idea to those who were smart enough to benefit from that idea.

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    1. Re:lol by east+coast · · Score: 1

      Flattening the income curb on this level is like taking business from Bentley and giving it to Lamborghini.

      I would see this a lot differently if it was some independent community business getting a draw from WalMart. Any way this plays out there isn't going to be much of a difference for the man on the street. At best it's an interesting academic question about how to bring a juggernaut to a dead stop as quickly as possible. Even then I don't think this is enough to make a difference in the long term. Google's stock might slip a couple of points but it would eventually level back up again.

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  32. If it's not enforcable, it's not viable. by abucior · · Score: 1

    I don't think there's any law out there that says you must not index a site if they ask you not to. It's more of a request then a requirement. If information is public, and legally available to Microsoft, it would, I believe also be legally available to Google (unless the indexing was licenced in some way, but I don't think there's been any precedent for that). So all Google has to do is ignore the 1000 sites and just index them anyways. Problem solved.

    1. Re:If it's not enforcable, it's not viable. by mini+me · · Score: 1

      but I don't think there's been any precedent for that

      Napster? It was, technically, no different than what Google is doing.

    2. Re:If it's not enforcable, it's not viable. by Imrik · · Score: 1

      It is entirely possible to ignore the robots.txt file, but Google obeys it and will likely continue to obey it as doing otherwise would be un-Google-like conduct.

  33. Poor plan by Xeno+man · · Score: 1

    How about taking that $1,000,000,000 and throw it at R&D or buy the hardware to offer a service people actually want instead of just trying to buy customers. If you need to pay your customers to use your services then your services don't offer anything of value.

    1. Re:Poor plan by psbrogna · · Score: 1

      None the less- customers have been successfully purchased by business offering poor or questionable products & services for years. Hopefully, the Internet will eventually educate all consumers to the value propositions that are out there and improve transparency across the board so we don't have JUST the business with the deep pockets rising to the top.

  34. The World Won't Miss You by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    So you (a typical user) go looking for something, and the "top 1000 sites" don't happen to turn up in your searches. Of course somebody still highly relevant will still turn up, so you end up finding what you want.

    What did you lose? Nothing. Well, nothing except for a web page where the publisher took money in exchange for not being found -- in other words, a page you couldn't trust anyway.

    Do you care? Somehow, I think not.

    I don't see how this kind of move "kills" Google. The only one it "kills" is the billion dollar ($1M x 1000) giver. They're paying a billion dollars to the top 1000 sites in order to improve sites 1001-2000 search rankings. Cuban loses and sites 1-2000 win to varying degrees adding up to $1B total.

  35. Oblig by binarylarry · · Score: 1

    Mark Cuban: Here's the plan. We get the top 1000 sites on our side and we hold google ransom for... ONE MILLION DOLLARS!
    Number Two: Don't you think we should hand out *more* than a million dollars? A million dollars isn't exactly a lot of money these days. The top number 1 site, yahoo, alone makes almost 8 billion dollars a year!
    Mark Cuban: Really? That's a lot of money.
    [pause]
    Mark Cuban: Okay then, we'll hold google ransom for...
    Mark Cuban: One... Hundred... BILLION DOLLARS!

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    1. Re:Oblig by natehoy · · Score: 1

      Except Google's the one with the frikkin' sharks with the frikkin' laser beams.

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  36. oh well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I search with Google. If a site is not in that index, Oh well....

  37. Cry Wolf by iluvcapra · · Score: 5, Funny
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    1. Re:Cry Wolf by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

      Holy domination-complex, Batman, are you sure he's not related to Murdoch?
         

    2. Re:Cry Wolf by Itninja · · Score: 1

      I know what you mean. Seriously...I think Mr. Cuban expects most people to just pee on themselves to show submission as soon as he walks into a room. Look Mark, we are real sorry your Daddy didn't get you that pony when you were 8. Get over over it dude.

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    3. Re:Cry Wolf by iluvcapra · · Score: 1

      He made a killing when he sold stock into the biggest stock market bubble in memory, and he expects to be treated like some kind of goddamn business messiah. Typical Randroid: "I'm rich, therefore I'm a talented genius."

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    4. Re:Cry Wolf by Itninja · · Score: 1

      Yeah..I bought my first house recently. It happened to be at the bottom of the lowest ebb of the US housing market ever. I got my place for over $100K less than it was worth just two years earlier. Just dumb luck on my part. I am not a genius, but I will admit I like to tell my friends that I totally planned it. Kind of like accidentally making that amazing shot in billiards and wanting everyone to think to did it on purpose.

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    5. Re:Cry Wolf by natehoy · · Score: 1

      Yes, it is rather humorous to see all the responses to a typo-filled brain dump (as in the kind of dump I take when I've just finished a nice plate of Vindaloo) on a blog.

      He's not doing this, he's not proposing this, he's going through scenarios as to how one might approach it if one were stupid enough to..

      oh, wait, stupid enough to... ... maybe this IS his business plan...

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    6. Re:Cry Wolf by iluvcapra · · Score: 1

      I think the difference between most people and Mark Cuban is most people don't brain dump in public.

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  38. Who would notice? by TornCityVenz · · Score: 2, Informative

    If the top 1000 sites left google...would anyone notice? the answer is yes..the next 1000 that would replace them..and my guess is there are a couple that would stay in the top 1000 after getting the exposure even if the others came back.

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  39. Mark's Resume by MyLongNickName · · Score: 5, Insightful

    From wikipedia: "In 1982, Cuban moved to Dallas, Texas. Cuban first found work as a bartender,[13][14] then as a salesperson for Your Business Software, one of the first PC software retailers in Dallas. He was terminated less than a year later, after meeting with a client to procure new business instead of opening the store.

    Cuban started a company, MicroSolutions, with support from his previous customers from Your Business Software. MicroSolutions was initially a system integrator and software reseller. The company was an early proponent of technologies such as Carbon Copy, Lotus Notes, and CompuServe.[15] One of the company's largest clients was Perot Systems.[16] In 1990, Cuban sold MicroSolutions to CompuServe--then a subsidiary of H&R Block--for $6 million.[17] He retained approximately $2 million after taxes on the deal.[18]

    In 1995, Cuban and fellow Indiana University alumnus Todd Wagner started Audionet, combining their mutual interest in college basketball and webcasting. With a single server and ISDN line[19], Audionet became Broadcast.com in 1998. By 1999, Broadcast.com had grown to 330 employees and $13.5 million in revenue for the second quarter.[20] In 1999, during the Dot-com boom, Broadcast.com was acquired by Yahoo! for $5.9 billion in Yahoo! stock.[21]"

    This man is not a business genius. He is a good self-promoter, and has leveraged this to making a lot of money. Re-read the last couple sentences. he had a business with 13.5 million in revenue in 3 months (not profit... with 330 employees, it was much, much lower). He then sold it for likely a 500+ P/E ratio.

    The tech stock market bubble made this man. I don't disparage him for that. However, any business advice coming from this man is virtually worthless. Self-promotion... he's up there.

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    1. Re:Mark's Resume by Trepidity · · Score: 1

      Also, despite selling out for $6 billion in 1999, he's now worth $2 billion. Not a very good ROI over those 10 years.

    2. Re:Mark's Resume by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      In case you didn't notice, the dot com bubble burst and the SEC won't exactly allow you to sell 6 billion dollars worth of stock instantly, you're limited in how much you can sell during what period of time after a deal like that and all sorts of other things.

      By the time he could sell all those stocks, they weren't worth 6 billion, nor did he get all of them, a fair chunk were given to other employees as part of the deal.

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    3. Re:Mark's Resume by antdude · · Score: 1

      Mark was also on The Simpsons after Mr. Burns won Austin Celtics team.

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    4. Re:Mark's Resume by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Self-promotion... he's up there.

      It works (?), everyone here is talking about him.

  40. Robots? by phorm · · Score: 1

    I'd imagine a robots.txt file would work nicely if they wished to commit search-engine sepuku in such a way.

    But heck, killing off some of the "top 1000" sites might improve my google experience. With no eBay links every time my search possibly evaluates to a product, or "experience exchange" every time I google a semi-technical query, it would actually be an improvement for me.

  41. Take him seriously! by idiotnot · · Score: 1

    If it works half as well as his quest to bring an NBA championship to Dallas, Google better watch out!

  42. Top 1000 examples: by ErroneousBee · · Score: 2, Informative

    That top 1000 would include:

    • Reddit
    • Digg
    • wordpress
    • eBay
    • amazon
    • craigslist
    • youtube
    • google

    All of whom would see an immediate drop in revenues if google stopped indexing them, and some of which are actually google owned.

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    1. Re:Top 1000 examples: by mini+me · · Score: 1

      So Google can take their $2M+ payout from this scheme to modify their spider to ignore robots.txt from top 1000 sites. Sounds like win-win for them.

    2. Re:Top 1000 examples: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having google in that list is silly.

  43. Silly idea... by Lazy+Jones · · Score: 1
    ... it takes most web sites more than $1m (development costs, advertising etc.) to enter the top-1000 and stay there. Also, for every web site that is successfully bribed out of the Google index, the value of staying there increases for the other web sites (while Google still has the current market share).

    I'm sorry guys, better spend that $1b on copying Google's technology and then keep it running without Google's Achilles tendon: just say no to collecting personal information and you'll win in the long run.

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  44. mark cuban by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    registered a domain name, snowed some clueless investors with a generic, vague pie in the sky technology idea that would never realize light of day, then timed it perfectly to leave with a pile of cash before the shit hit the fan

    for doing that, he is laudable, in some fashion

    he's a good businessman at best, a con artist at worst, but why whatever that man thinks should have any respect in this forum is beyond me. "News for Nerds" automatically excludes anything mark cuban thinks

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    1. Re:mark cuban by Edmund+Blackadder · · Score: 1

      Good point. Cuban is just a very good salesman, nothing more nothing less. Being a very good salesman is a pretty valuable quality in the modern world. It was amazing how he sold what was essentially just an obscure website for a billion dollars.

      Nevertheless, he is completely unqualified to provide advice on web strategy, or predict the future of the web. If you doubt that you can just take a look at his past blogs where he was predicting the end of youtube.

  45. Calm down, y'all by rilister · · Score: 4, Informative

    TFA makes it pretty clear that this (on his personal blog) is a thought experiment, not an actual plan he has any intention to follow through. More, he is speculating about moves that Microsoft or others might take to bring Google down and what that would do to the market.

    Frankly, it as much use as mine our your random musings on business: the only motivation for it making the Slashdot front page seems to be that this guy coincidentally happens to have a billion dollars.

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    1. Re:Calm down, y'all by UnanimousCoward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not only is it a thought experiment, it is waaaaaaaaaaay old f'ing news: I made a submission on it over a year ago and it's only getting play on /. now? Oh yeah, this is /. ...

      TFA makes it pretty clear that this (on his personal blog) is a thought experiment, not an actual plan he has any intention to follow through. More, he is speculating about moves that Microsoft or others might take to bring Google down and what that would do to the market.

      Frankly, it as much use as mine our your random musings on business: the only motivation for it making the Slashdot front page seems to be that this guy coincidentally happens to have a billion dollars.

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  46. What? by tgd · · Score: 1

    Drop off Google, and you cease to exist as far as a very large percentage of the average Internet users are concerned.

    I doubt any company in Google's top 1000 is worth so little that its worth $1m cash to shut their business down.

    That said, if Mark Cuban is reading this, I'll gladly remove my sites from Google for $1m.

  47. Here's a bridge to jump off. You first. by Remus+Shepherd · · Score: 2, Interesting

    $1M isn't peanuts to everybody. The regular public can't see Google's site rankings, but assuming they're similar to the Alexa rankings, there are some sites that would probably jump at a million dollars. The porn sites, a lot of the bloggers, and some of the shakier social networking sites would probably take the money and run.

    But there's something else odd about that list. Many of the top-ranked sites -- 3 of the first 20, for example -- are Microsoft. Again, that's not Google's ranking page, but MS sites are still findable via Google. If MS plans to 'kill' Google, shouldn't they start by taking their own sites off that search engine first?

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  48. Your kidding right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am no lawyer or DA but it sounds to me like the Judges will be warming up the bench for this one.. Sounds like a whole slew of laws would be broken. The ethics of it alone are just bad and if Microsoft was involved in something like this it would be the preverbial straw that broke the camels back. If Digital Rights Mismanagement and Windows Genuine Disadvantage are not enough to bring this company down as it is, I can see this at the very least as a very good Linux magnet. People want choice, do not want to be controlled, and do not want to nor need to be shepherded like sheep. Google is where it is because it works and is easy and when you go to Google it is a simple web page with no insidious graphics, or java scripts or crap. It is just a simple box the indexes the information in the tubes. If the Internet were a truck that you dump something on then it would be more likely that Microsoft would prevail as they tend to dump things on us that we don't like regardless, but since it is a series of tubes Google is much better for tube searching.

  49. Cuban's Broadcast.com is a Microsoft partner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  50. LOL by Titoxd · · Score: 1

    It's official, Cuban has lost it. Does he really think that $1M will persuade any of the big players? Heck, even Wikimedia (sixth in Alexa rankings) is not trying to make a profit, would only meet 12% of its operational expenses with a free million. Does he really think Amazon or Ebay would let go one of their major revenue streams? That said, maybe Windows Live (5th in Alexa) wouldn't mind the extra million...

  51. Major douchebag by oldhack · · Score: 1

    I'm puzzled by all the attention paid to that guy. From what I can see, the dude's a serial hustler who got lucky once (and big time) during dot-bomb bubble, and have been milking it ever since. At least other douches like Marc Andressen actually developed something of great signficance. What exactly has Cuban brought to the table?

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  52. Context by gmuslera · · Score: 1

    The real Cuban article is in his blog. Is not like he did a legal proposal, listed the top 1k sites and offered them that money. Was doing a bit of math, and the rtfa took it out of context or proportion.

  53. Annoying Popup On Linked Page by Xesdeeni · · Score: 1

    Perhaps I'm just not running the right Firefox plugin (AdBlock, FlashBlock, etc.), but that in-your-face popup ad for a service I will actively avoid in retaliation for the ad itself is quite annoying. Does anyone know how to kill this thing?

    As for the article, what does MC have against MS? I don't like MS, but I'm sure they'd have to do something to me personally before I'd be willing to spend $1 billion to prove it.

    Xesdeeni

  54. recursively or non-recursively? by Tom · · Score: 2, Funny

    You know, because 10 minutes after they left the Google index, they're not top-1000 sites anymore.

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  55. Cuban is no visionary by Dan667 · · Score: 1

    Being lucky one time at the top of the tech bubble may make you rich, but if you do nothing else like Cuban has you are nothing but a lucky blowhard.

  56. Mark Cuban, own of the Dallas Mavericks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think the text of this article determined my Google ad on the main page: an upcoming interview with Sarah Palin.

  57. Smoke and Mirrors by whisper_jeff · · Score: 1

    I don't know what his motivation is, other than to generate controversy and be a twit, but he's obviously full of shit - he's not even doing it himself. Do a google search for "Mark Cuban" and the third result is his own blog. If he's not even willing to do it, why would anyone else, even for the paltry amount of $1 million? Smoke and mirrors. I'm just curious why.

  58. Mark Who? by ebcdic · · Score: 1

    Why are the comments of the owner of what I assume is some kind of sports team of any interest? Is this person well know in American technology circles?

    1. Re:Mark Who? by C_Kode · · Score: 2, Funny

      Umm, he owns HDNet AND he sold Broadcast.com to Yahoo to become a billionaire.

    2. Re:Mark Who? by Trepidity · · Score: 1

      He's somewhat well-known, yeah. He got rich in tech before he entered sports--- he used his $billions from selling out a not-very-profitable company at the height of the tech bubble to buy a sports team.

    3. Re:Mark Who? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    4. Re:Mark Who? by The_mad_linguist · · Score: 1

      So, a domain name squatter, eh?

      Figures.

  59. site 1001 feels bad by clickclickdrone · · Score: 1

    Can you imagine how bad you'd feel if you were site 1001 and had just kissed $1m goodbye?

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    1. Re:site 1001 feels bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, you miss the $1M payoff, but at least you get a huge traffic bump. If you're a business, that might translate into some money. If you're a nonprofit (e.g. wikipedia) then your operating expenses (bandwidth bill) increase by a lot.

  60. Re:Can he even afford it? Do sites even care? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hmm.. maybe CNN was a bad example given their current network ratings

  61. Re:Even Ballmer has a plan to 'fu...in' kill Googl by Captain+Spam · · Score: 1

    it involves a piece of furniture and some kinetic energy. As effective as spitting in the wind.

    Yeah, laugh it up now, smart guy. You won't be laughing tomorrow when Microsoft unveils their MyFurnitureRailgun 2010 For Windows Live.

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  62. Re:Can he even afford it? Do sites even care? by Gothic_Walrus · · Score: 2, Informative

    On the other hand, for loser websites ranked 987th, it might be interesting, but would them off Google make any difference? Hell no it won't. Nobody would ever notice, except maybe the webmaster.

    I think you're severely underestimating the size of the sites in the top 1000.

    I'm not sure how accurate this ranking is (and it cuts off at 973, for some reason), but the bottom 100 there include sites like Target, Best Buy, Delta Airlines, Air France, and the New York Post - large retailers, airlines with high traffic, and big newspapers. I don't think any of those sites would accept the money to be removed from the listings - even at that level, it's still not worth it.

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  63. Because Microsoft is so much better by marquinhocb · · Score: 1

    Woohoo let's kill Google so that Microsoft can rule the world even more. Why didn't I think of that...

    Not to mention that like many others mentioned, the top 1000 sites (some which are owned by Google, like maps, orkut, gmail, etc.) piss away $1 million a week.

  64. Congrats, Site #1001 by gregmac · · Score: 1

    I have to say, if the top 1000 sites were stupid enough to go along with this, then I'd be pretty damn happy if I was site #1001.

    Even if the top 2 or 3 book selling sites are all in the top 1000 sites (and go along with this), then what is the more likely scenario:
      * Everyone says "Oh crap, I can't find the book I'm looking for on [insert favourite site here], I don't know what this [insert #4 bookseller here] site is, so I'm going to go another search engine"
      * People buy from the first link, and #4 bookseller very quickly jumps to #1

    Repeat across every industry. Even if the first scenario happens in some, it won't in all of them.

    Another take on this: how often, when you search for a business/whatever and can't find it, even after trying a couple variations, do you go to another search engine? For me, it's never. I just assume they don't have a website. I imagine I'm not the only one.

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  65. Is this the best they can do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cuban's proposal tells me a lot about his confidence in MS' ability to build a better search engine. Evidently, he think MS is either not up to the task OR it will cost more than $1B to do it. Buying customers is for losers who can't get them via conventional means, much as a man might use a prostitute when he can't score any other way. My guess is that Cuban got the idea from watching Ballmer at a singles bar.

  66. Hmm.. by dagamer34 · · Score: 1

    I think Cuban just stole Jason Calcanus idea.

  67. This is a PHANTOM MENACE by wisebabo · · Score: 1

    ... the real threat to Google is Murdoch trying to get the rest of the publishing/content world to threaten lack of access to Google unless they pay them.

    And if they don't? They will allow Bing! to index their sites (after being paid a hefty fee by Microsoft).

    This is actually pretty smart in a number of ways. It changes the balance of power from the search engines to the content providers. "Pay us or you won't be allowed to search our sites". Not only does it help Murdoch get his content paid for but he's running to the correct knight (in black evil armor) to rescue him, Microsoft. What's the one thing that Microsoft still has that Google can't compete with? Cash, Microsoft CAN BUY ITS WAY to the top of the search engine heap. THAT'S how Google can be killed. (I wonder if anti-trust laws will prevent Murdoch from explicitly organizing against Google).

    I wish I could say I thought this on my own but I read it on TechCrunch. (No I'm not affiliated with them in any way). P.S. While we're on the subject with Murdoch, even before he gets into bed with M$, what the F*** is he, a FOREIGNER (sorry Aussies) screwing up the media in our (U.S.) country? Aren't there laws against foreign interests owning critical national assets? And he's so blatantly trying to force his right wing viewpoints down our throats!

    1. Re:This is a PHANTOM MENACE by al0ha · · Score: 1

      >>What's the one thing that Microsoft still has that Google can't compete with? Cash, Microsoft CAN BUY ITS WAY to the top of the search engine heap. THAT'S how Google can be killed.

      Uh - if you review the balance sheets, Google has around 80 Billion in assets in cash and cash equivalents alone...

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    2. Re:This is a PHANTOM MENACE by al0ha · · Score: 1

      Oh sorry for the dual post, but I wanted to correct a typo - Google has around 8 billion in cash and equivalents, not 80 billion as previously written

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    3. Re:This is a PHANTOM MENACE by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

      He is a US citizen too. He only became a US citizen because, as you've correctly pointed out, foreigners can not own US television stations.

      He doesn't care about being a citizen and he only got it because he has money.

      Quite frankly someone should revoke his citizenship for helping spread hate and ignorance through his so called news stations and tell him to fuck off back to Australia.

    4. Re:This is a PHANTOM MENACE by wisebabo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      thanks for correcting your previous post, but not only does Microsoft have lots more cash than Google ($37.5B) but it is generated primarily through its Windows operating system/application sales.

      If there is a battle over the search market and Google starts losing significant market share, its revenues are under direct threat. Microsoft's revenues are not. Basically you are cutting off Google's supply lines (to use a war analogy). So as the fight goes on Google will get weaker.

      Of course, this is the long-term strategy that Google has been working on against Microsoft with (free) web based applications and now the Google Chrome operating system. But people are very reluctant to change OS's and applications whereas they are likely to quickly shift to another search engine.

    5. Re:This is a PHANTOM MENACE by wisebabo · · Score: 1

      thank you, I didn't know that I always thought he was (just) an Australian (sorry Aussies!).

    6. Re:This is a PHANTOM MENACE by TheSync · · Score: 1

      Aren't there laws against foreign interests owning critical national assets?

      From here: "The U.S. Department of Treasury's Committee on Foreign Investment in the United States (CFIUS) reviews the national security implications of foreign acquisitions of U.S. companies. CFIUS is an interagency group composed of major Executive Branch departments, agencies and offices, including the Departments of Defense, State, Treasury, Commerce and Homeland Security, which reviews foreign investment submissions under the authority of the Exon-Florio Amendment to the Defense Production Act of 1950. This act grants the President authority to suspend or prohibit any foreign acquisition, merger or takeover of a U.S. corporation that is determined to threaten the national security of the United States...

      The President can only exercise his authority under the Exon-Florio provision if he finds that: (a) credible evidence that the foreign entity exercising control might take action that threatens national security, and (b) the provisions of law, other than the International Emergency Economic Powers Act do not provide adequate and appropriate authority to protect national security...

      Although ultimately approved, a number of ICT transactions have undergone CFIUS review in the past few years, including: the NTT Communications purchase of Verio; the transaction between IBM and Lenovo, one of the leading IT companies in China; and the sale of Global Crossing to Hutchinson."

  68. Track record... by Digital_Mercenary · · Score: 0

    This scheme will work as well as his basketball team....

  69. 1E3*1E5=1E9? by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1

    The math starts to get interesting. At $1,000 per site average times 100k sites, thats only $1 Billion Dollars.

    Correct me if I'm wrong. But wouldn't $1000 for 100k sites be $100M? Unless it's that weird thousand/million/millard that the British use.

    1. Re:1E3*1E5=1E9? by jonathan_ingram · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Thousand and million have always been the same in the US and UK, and the British billion has just about died about in the UK, sadly -- 'billion' means 'thousand million' to us these days, just like it does for you.

      It's a pity, as I did like the name 'milliard' for a thousand million (a billion used to be a million million), but I suppose the gain in consistency is worth it.

      How about you start using metric measurements in return? :)

    2. Re:1E3*1E5=1E9? by ais523 · · Score: 1

      We don't use it, we use the American billion the same as everyone else. Occasionally we come across old books that describe the difference between a US and a UK billion, and ignore them because they don't match up with common usage.

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    3. Re:1E3*1E5=1E9? by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      The British use the same Thousand / Million / Billion that the Americans use. Some other euro countries use Milliard instead of Billion, but they speak different languages anyway.

    4. Re:1E3*1E5=1E9? by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 1

      How about you start using metric measurements in return? :)

      Right after you start seeing a dentist twice a year.

    5. Re:1E3*1E5=1E9? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, the problem with billion, trillion, quadrillion, etc. is the definition of what an "illion" is. The British version was six zeroes, so a mono-illion (million) would be 1,000,000. A bi-illion (billion) would be 1,000,000,000,000, a tri-illion (trillion) would be 1,000,000,000,000,000,000, and so forth. The US version seems to be that an illion is three zeroes, but only after an initial three zeroes. So, a mono-illion is 1,000,000, a billion is 1,000,000,000, a trillion is 1,000,000,000,000 and so forth. So the British billion is the US trillion, the British trillion is the US quintillion, and so forth. Both methods have their problems. The British method is the most consistent, but suffers from too rapid inflation. The US version is kind of wierd, like all of the countries standard measurements, but more comfortable in its scale. Ideally, 1,000 would be a million, 1,000,000 would be a billion, 1,000,000,000 would be a trillion, 1,000,000,000,000 would be a quadrillion and so forth, that way, the scale would be comfortable and the nomenclature would actually make some sense.

    6. Re:1E3*1E5=1E9? by Larryish · · Score: 1

      A billion millions should be called a "billiard", the possession of which means that the party of the first part may play with his balls in his pockets.

    7. Re:1E3*1E5=1E9? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right after you start seeing a dentist twice a year.

      I know this is supposed to be a joke about stereotypes, but just for information most UK NHS dentists do expect you to come for a checkup/scale/polish every six months.

      The real difference between UK and US dentistry is that purely cosmetic dentistry is much less common in the UK (not being generally covered by the NHS) so you will see a lot more uneven and discoloured teeth. Personally I could (just about) afford the £10000 or so that having my teeth look 'Hollywood' would cost; but I've got better things to spend it on, so I just get them filled/crowned/scaled as necessary. Also, I do find 'too perfect' teeth a bit unnatural and creepy.

    8. Re:1E3*1E5=1E9? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As soon as you put the U's back in the words where they're required - I'll let color/colour go but the difference between Armor and Armour is more than aesthetic.

    9. Re:1E3*1E5=1E9? by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 1

      I'm willing to make that concession, but only if you get you make substituting a glottal stop for post-vowel ts the RP pronunciation. It will make our comedians lives easier.

  70. Re:Can he even afford it? Do sites even care? by mrlarone · · Score: 1

    now i don't know if alexa is the best source but it's what google gave me first... searching for slashdot showed it ranks 1,305... ...Nobody would ever notice, except maybe the webmaster???

  71. Not to be a communist here... by Arcaeris · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ... but if he's going to just throw a billion dollars away, why doesn't he do something decent with it like feed the poor or cure a disease or give computers to schools or fund music programs?

    Or start a new business to help America get its shit together and beat this recession?

    1. Re:Not to be a communist here... by zotz · · Score: 1

      Indeed, here is one idea for him:

      More Bang For Your Donation Buck!

      Oh, wait, that's not his bag either is it?

      drew

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    2. Re:Not to be a communist here... by orthancstone · · Score: 1

      Owning a sports team isn't enough business activity?

    3. Re:Not to be a communist here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm off-topic, but I'd like to point out that your suggestion (which I certainly agree with in sentiment) is no more "communist" than anything else this private citizen would do with his money. It's an unfortunate misunderstanding of the opinions of libertarian-leaning people like me that we're necessarily against any kind of communal or social betterment--in fact, what we (or I, anyway) largely object to is the compulsion toward this kind of action. You can't choose not to participate when the government decides it wants to do something.

      A small difference in practice, perhaps, at least for most people, and I certainly don't deny that it's done a great deal of good to our society (roads, police, and fire departments come to mind). But it's a world away in principle, and I'm really concerned that with bailouts of huge corporations on one hand and an ever-increasing set of social entitlements on the other, we (the US, I mean) are heading for a fundamental shift in the way the country functions.

      tl;dr - Crazy wingnut wrings his hands; nothing to see here.

    4. Re:Not to be a communist here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because he's Mark Cuban. Your 100% douche bag business guy. Giving money to the do good doesn't give the additional 15 minutes of fame as being a complete and utter turd.

  72. That's not a plan to kill google. by jcr · · Score: 1

    It's a plan to kill every site that takes the bait.

    -jcr

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  73. Microsoft has been there done that. by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1
    In the web server market place, Microsoft want to play the numbers game and "marketshare" with Apache. So they paid oodles of money to get the hosting providers like Go Daddy and One-on-One(?) to switch to IIS from Apache. So the total number of sites, percentage swung wildly. Take a look at netcraft.com But you dig further and get million most popular sites, there is no swing. Apache at stead 67%, IIS at steady 25% or so steadily declining, its loss being gain of google.

    Microsoft also included some kind of Cash back scheme to woo sites away from google and into bing!. So it is not anything new. It has not worked so far. But if they throw a billion dollars at it, who knows what would happen.

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  74. Cuban by rs232 · · Score: 1

    Does this Cuban have shares in MICROS~1

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  75. And this would be good for the consumers how? by merc · · Score: 1

    History has already demonstrated how Microsoft reacts when they are fully in control of technology. How do you think they would act if they are in control of vital Internet search results? Do you think they would serve the interests of the general public or their own pecuniary interests? Do you think they would stilfe search results that are critical of Microsoft or promote true free speech? Do you think if they were the dominant search engine they would use it to leverage themselves unfairly into other markets or compete fairly?

    I don't need to answer these questions; as I already said history has shown us what they are willing to do. I think we the users have the final say though. I use Google and Yahoo! and have found that bing results, while typically fair aren't necessarily much better. As a matter of preference I have no reason to switch from Google, et al, and won't, even if the top 1,000 top-dogs switch to Microsoft. If that happens they lost me, I didn't lose them.

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  76. You Don't Need Cuban To Kill Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    China is big enough to fund a Google-killer.

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  77. Seems like a difficult task to stay removed? by danking · · Score: 1

    Couldn't Google just rewrite their bots to not broadcast Googlebot as the useragent? Fake it as Firefox or something. I'm sure something similar to this has been argued in court but can a website on the open internet now allow itself to be indexed?

  78. It's more than an issue of bribery... by zenetik · · Score: 1

    I know bribery is accepted practice in the US but here in the EU it is still frowned upon.

    Resorting to bribery would signal that Google competitors have given up on competing by creating a better product and instead have to resort to simply paying users to make the switch. It's like being asked to drop your supermodel girlfriend for a bag lady in exchange for a suitcase full of cash.

  79. Microsoft's real problem by Wonko+the+Sane · · Score: 3, Funny

    Before Microsoft tries to take over from the most successful search engine in the world they really need to get a better name. Can you really imagine youself using "bing" as a verb in mixed company?

    The person who came up with that name must be the same one who thought it was a good idea to sell devices that allow you to "squirt" pictures of your kids.

    1. Re:Microsoft's real problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't hear you cause I'm zuning my music.

    2. Re:Microsoft's real problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not really a verb, but: "bada bing! bada boom! you get fucked coz this search engine can't help you find squat."

    3. Re:Microsoft's real problem by Creedo · · Score: 1

      Dude, Bing gives me the warm fuzzies. Of course, that's because I am a fan of a particular bing.

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  80. Two probs: anti-trust & chump change by redelm · · Score: 1

    Two problems: for many of the larger sites, one million USD is just not that much money. Bought loyalty is very fickle.

    Second, while it escaped punishment, Microsoft is still a adjudged (conviced) monopolist. It has to be careful how it does all business dealings, especially any that might be seen as extending its monopoly. This move would be very clearly anti-competitive, and even though it is not dominant in the search market, it is in the nearby browser market. One of these days, MS will slip and they'll go the way of Standard Oil.

  81. Nope, nope, aand nope :( by mpapet · · Score: 1

    Your post reminds me of many people who love the Springsteen song "Born in the U.S.A." thinking the song is super-patriotic.

    Seriously, the USERS decide which search engine is best, not the website owners

    1. Implicit in your platitude is the notion that people are willing to change the minute something better comes along. They are not unless forced by some overwhelming need. The history of computers is loaded with better products and ideas that failed because people were unwilling to change.

    2. Marketing is all of what is driving what consumption choices you haven't already made. Mysteriously, companies who shout the loudest tend to have the largest consumer market share. I bring that up because your mythic USER has a brand ladder for everything where there is the slightest hint of discriminating preferences and therefore do not relish choices.

    You are not as free as you think you are.

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    1. Re:Nope, nope, aand nope :( by kno3 · · Score: 1

      nice parallel. same happens with "Rocking in the Free World"

    2. Re:Nope, nope, aand nope :( by Pieroxy · · Score: 1

      Do you really think everyone shifted from AltaVista to Google because Google payed the top 1000 sites to stop being crawled by AltaVista? Come on...

      I'm not saying the users are smart. I'm saying that if you want to give an incentive to people in order to shift their search engine, you have to cater something for them, not from the search results. 1000 websites off of Google's index (assuming it's even possible) are just going to make 10.000 competitors of those 1000 websites overly rich and happy (and a few slashdottings)

    3. Re:Nope, nope, aand nope :( by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      implicit in your platitude?? seriously??

  82. Dumb way to attack Google. by Animats · · Score: 1

    What a dumb idea.

    There are ways in which Google is vulnerable, but that isn't one of them.

    Google's real vulnerability is that if organic search is good enough, nobody ever need click on the ads. When organic search takes you to the right place on the first try, Google makes no money. So the organic search results have to suck, just a little, to make the ads look more attractive. Google needs for some of the traffic to go to ad-heavy pages. That's how Google gets much of their revenue. That's where they're vulnerable.

    Google advertisers are about 36% "bottom-feeders", sites that don't have an identifiable, real-world business behind them. Most of those are ad sites.

  83. The Math *Is* Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Somebody check my match, but in the actual blog, he says:

    The math starts to get interesting. At $1,000 per site average times 100k sites, thats only $ 1 Billion Dollars.

    1,000 x 100,000 = 100,000,000 - One Hundred MILLION, not one BILLION.

    But, anyway, it seems to me to be only a gedanken experiment, not an actual proposal. He must have been chillin' in front of one of his HDTVs watching a really boring movie.

  84. First result is for Mavs?? by AmigaHeretic · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I wonder if they will give themselves $1 million to take their own team off Google.

    Wow! Look who the first result is for!?!? Mark Cuban's teams website! Shame Shame!!

    http://tinyurl.com/yefvopu

    Maybe it's not a bad idea after all, if he can get every website off google except his own, then then no matter what you search for, Google will only return the Mavs website as a result!!

    /me SLAPS Mark Cuban with a giant trout!

    1. Re:First result is for Mavs?? by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wow! Look who the first result is for!?!? Mark Cuban's teams website! Shame Shame!!
      http://tinyurl.com/yefvopu

      You don't need a search engine. You need a nameserver.

    2. Re:First result is for Mavs?? by AmigaHeretic · · Score: 1

      >>You don't need a search engine. You need a nameserver.

      What's a nameserver? ;-)

      But look at that Google search. You can view all the available options of the Mav's website. You can purchase licensed Mav products like Jerseys, Shirts & Hats , purchase Mav Tickets, you can become a Jr. Mav fan so that someday when you grow up and have money you can spend your money on your favorite team- the Mavs.

      All that from a simple single Google search. Would it be a wise business decision for the Mavs franchise to remove itself from Google? For a million bucks?

    3. Re:First result is for Mavs?? by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

      Now if only we could take that name server, index it with meta data, make it searchable and create a web interface for it, we'd be all set!

  85. Amateurs can never tell cause from effect by taustin · · Score: 1

    Most of the top 1000 sites are in the top 1000 because they're indexed by Google. In other words, if 1001-2000 suddenly become 1-1000, very few people will even notice the difference.

  86. Wikipedia by rwv · · Score: 1

    If Wikipedia results disappeared from Google, I'd start using a different search engine. Cuban *only* needs to figure out how much money to give to Jimmy Wales and a technical way to take Wikipedia off the Google search results and he'll have gone and done major damage to Google.

  87. have fun by nimbius · · Score: 1

    taking the top thousand, Mark. users will determine the pace of it, ultimately not business. its as profound as saying "im going to ruin slashdot by taking the top 1000 posters and advertisers!"

    if google didnt have a "do no evil" clause, id suggest an app to identify, ostracise, and deter Mark from ever using google or google resources in the future. Perhaps this would put into perspective just how reliant he is on their financial interface, their API, and their apps which are used in another million other sites.

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  88. A Million Dollars by methano · · Score: 1

    I think it's kind of interesting that in this economy that so many people here in slashdotville find it easy to say just how little a million dollars is.

    "A million dollars. Shucks, that ain't nothing. I once ........"

    It must make you feel rich to dismiss a million dollars as trivial. Just an observation.

  89. Cure for cancer found by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's it, 4chan. Take the cash and run while you can.

  90. is it just me... by brunes69 · · Score: 1

    Or is Cuban getting crazier and crazier with each passing year?

    I used to have huge respect for him, but everything he says in public nowadays makes him look like a moron. This comment included. Not to mention there is no reason mentioned why Cuban wants to kill Google in the first place, I don't see how they compete with any of his businesses.

  91. Mr Cuban is a douche by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

    Sorry but clearly he thinks more of his opinion than he should. Money doesn't make you smart, especially if you're from Texas.

  92. There are some outliers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Last I heard there was a pirate ship taking on water off the coast of Sweden.

    A million represents a sizeable portion of their fine and it's not like they take a hit for leaving Google in the wake of the other problems they face.

    Of course, that's assuming they're indexed in the top 1000. I'm far too lazy to see if their Alexa rank translates accordingly.

    For all the sites actually looking to do business, it's not worth the time to point out the shortcomings of his offer.

  93. Is it me.. by log0n · · Score: 1

    or does the article seem poorly written due to an unclear idea? I understand the premise.. the whole thing just doesn't make a lot of sense.

    Every time I see one of these nonsensical (referring to the content itself) I get the impression that it's some sort of run on quick advertising income. Make up something (anything) that would get a lot of notice and profit.

  94. Mark Cuban's Plan by PCWizardsinc · · Score: 1

    Good Luck with that...

  95. Bribery is illegal for US citizens by tomhudson · · Score: 1

    Ask Lockheed.

    The scandal also played a part in the formulation of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act which President Jimmy Carter signed into law on December 19, 1977, which made it illegal for American persons and entities to bribe foreign government officials, which, consequently, may be in violation of The Logan Act

    What I find funny is the pay-per-click fraud on the site's page: "Please support our Pay-Per-Click Advertising advertiser: Get a Free Web Marketing Analysis!"

    But paying people money to switch indexes is not a bribe.

  96. The perfect advisor.... by motherjoe · · Score: 1

    Yeah if I were one of those top sites or even Microsoft, I would want Mark giving me advise.

    http://cache.gawker.com/assets/resources/2007/08/markcubandancing.jpg

    Thanks, but errr no thanks.

    Take care,
    Joe

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  97. Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hope Google goes bankrupt. Microsoft is hardly a good alternative though. startpage or scroogle are more my style. :D

    Here's to the downfall of ALL the major tech monopolies! Bye bye!

  98. Um. by _KiTA_ · · Score: 1

    But could such a plan ever work?

    No. You can't voluntarily leave the Google Index. And being found by Googlers is worth more than 1 Million Dollars to these companies. Now, paying a million so your biggest competitor isn't in the Google Index? That would be worth a million.

    Simple question, simple answer. Next clueless rich idiot, please!

    1. Re:Um. by fred+fleenblat · · Score: 1

      >> You can't voluntarily leave the Google Index.

      wrong.

      http://www.robotstxt.org/
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robots_exclusion_standard

    2. Re:Um. by _KiTA_ · · Score: 1

      >> You can't voluntarily leave the Google Index.

      wrong.

      http://www.robotstxt.org/
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robots_exclusion_standard

      A fine point, but not quite the same thing as leaving it.

  99. Pay the users. by w0mprat · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I always said you'd have to pay me to use Bing. How about bribing 1 million heavy users with $1000 to switch and evangalize about it? That's one epic astroturf right there.

    Nice to know our richest people fail at finding uses for their spare cash that actually benefit the human civilization.

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  100. Fundamentally unsound business strategy by Stuntmonkey · · Score: 2, Informative

    Any business strategy that boils down to "kill off competitor X" is fundamentally unsound in this type of open market. Michael Wolff, in his recent Vanity Fair article on Rupert Murdoch's troubles succeeding on the internet, stated the issue well:

    Murdoch is not a modern marketer. He runs his business not on the basis of giving the consumer what he wants but through more old-fashioned methods of structural market domination. His world, and training ground, is the world of the newspaper war—a zero-sum game, where you wrestle market share from the other guy.

    To view any of Google's markets as zero-sum is fundamentally myopic, and plays to Google's advantage. Any competitor is better served identifying something that Google doesn't do well for the customer, and focusing on that instead of taking market share away from Google. Of course, this requires real work and innovation.

    1. Re:Fundamentally unsound business strategy by DrFalkyn · · Score: 1

      To view any of Google's markets as zero-sum is fundamentally myopic, and plays to Google's advantage. Any competitor is better served identifying something that Google doesn't do well for the customer, and focusing on that instead of taking market share away from Google. Of course, this requires real work and innovation.

      Yet didn't Google take market share from Yahoo, etc. with its search business by simply doing it better? Same goes for Gmail (Hotmail) and Google Maps (MapQuest)...

    2. Re:Fundamentally unsound business strategy by Stuntmonkey · · Score: 1

      Yet didn't Google take market share from Yahoo, etc. with its search business by simply doing it better? Same goes for Gmail (Hotmail) and Google Maps (MapQuest)...

      I'm not saying that Google didn't have an effect on those competitors. I'm saying that "market share" isn't a very useful concept for describing what's going on, or defining a sound business strategy, in these areas.

      Taking maps as an example, what Google has done there is so much beyond what MapQuest did, it dramatically expands the number of use cases people have for the product. For example with Google Maps one can consult a topo map to gauge the difficulty of a hike planned for this weekend, or get a street view of a restaurant to help locate it. This is definitely not a zero-sum market: Google grew the pie, if you will, by innovating. I assert that in a fluid market, figuring out how to grow the pie is a more useful way of formulating a business strategy than envisioning a fixed market and aiming to thwart your competitors.

      Other examples would be what Nintendo did with the Wii, or Apple did with the iPhone. Neither took on their competitors head-on, but identified ways to expand the market and in so doing leapfrog the competition.

  101. You first, Mark by Jason+Levine · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Looking at Mark Cuban's robots.txt file ( http://blogmaverick.com/robots.txt ), I see that he's not blocking Googlebot. Therefore, he is listed in Google's index. So why should someone take $1 million from him to leave the Google index when he clearly does not want to leave Google's index himself?

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    1. Re:You first, Mark by Dirtside · · Score: 1

      I realize that actually taking the time to read the article (ha ha! yeah right, this is SLASHDOT) would minimize your chance of a karma-whoring post, and even though I think Cuban is a douche, I do have to point out that he's just throwing the idea around in his usual poorly copy-edited blog post style, he's not saying he's actually going to do this.

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    2. Re:You first, Mark by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      I actually did read the article (and I have plenty of Karma so I don't need to resort to karma whoring). The point was that Mark himself isn't voluntarily taking himself out of the Google index so why should any company take a one time payment from him to remove themselves? Mark has expressed contempt for Google in the past, so his "plan" to kill Google really didn't surprise me. However, if he's so confident that Microsoft/Yahoo could make up for lost Google traffic, why doesn't he take the first step.

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  102. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  103. We may get to see real soon by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    Murdoch keeps dissing Google and claims that he no longer wants to be indexed by them. I would really love to see Google and IDEALLY Yahoo as well as AOL pull all of Murdoch's sites out. Then watch how things change on the web without Google, and hopefully another search engine or two to push their garbage.

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  104. Re:Here's a bridge to jump off. You first. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If MS plans to 'kill' Google, shouldn't they start by taking their own sites off that search engine first?

    Then no-one would be able to write programs for windows because they would never be able to search MSDN and actually find the documentation for the billion or so windows functions.

  105. End User by KidPix · · Score: 1

    I'm the kind of person who:

    1) Is familiar enough with my top sites to know which search engine they can't be found on.
    2) Never uses bookmarks.
    3) Is not familiar enough with my top sites to remember the address.

    Oh yeah, I don't know if this means anything but...

    4) I Google "bing" to find bing.com

  106. Bribery proves 2 things: Cuban is stupid. MS can't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe a better analysis:

    Mark Cuban was sitting around one day smoking something and wondered, "How can I prove that I am really, really stupid?"

    Oh, I know. Wow! I've got it. Microsoft could pay a billion dollars to prove to everyone that it can't compete, that it has to pay to get results. Why the advertising alone would be worth 50 billion. Everyone would associate Microsoft with puking.

  107. Google's Answer by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    If Google pays them a $million to come back, then it's certainly worth it.

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  108. The best way to kill your business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know many people that even type "yahoo" on google just to get their mail. Guess what they will say when the get no results?

    a) Google sucks.

    b) Yahoo is broken.

  109. google site:google.com by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1

    MWAHAA! Forget the LHC, move over 2012. I am going to destroy the earth by creating a paradox that sucks up the entire internet and moves us back to the stone ages of about two decades ago when dinosaurs ruled the earth!

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  110. Re:Can he even afford it? Do sites even care? by hansamurai · · Score: 1

    Note that the list was compiled almost seven years ago, quite a bit has changed.

  111. 1000 porn sites more to bing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so it will mean that a 1,000 porn sites will move to bing?

  112. Has anyone consulted Al Gore? by toilettext · · Score: 1

    After all, Al Gore is solely responsible for creating the internet.

  113. which MORON modded that flamebait ? by unity100 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    and on what grounds ?

    because it contained key truth in it ?

    because there arent 'lobby' coprorations whose job is to BRIBE lawmakers to do their leashholders' bidding in usa ?

    because, whereas foul play by corporations is AWARDED in usa under the excuse of 'liberalism', eu actually FINES them in europe ?

    next time you mod something, mod with your brain. not with your ass.

  114. Just a million ? by lbalbalba · · Score: 1

    Hah! Get back to us when you got a serious offer

    Sincerely,
    The top 1,000 sites

  115. I will give him $1 M to shut the fuck up by unity100 · · Score: 1

    and never talk in public again. ill give him another $1 M if he promises to never talk again.

  116. Re:Even Ballmer has a plan to 'fu...in' kill Googl by natehoy · · Score: 1

    A railgun? That shoots furniture?

    "The Blue Sofa of Death" has such a nice ring to it.

    Is there an optional attachment that allows me to shoot big, fluffy side pillows (with bowling balls in them)?

    One, please.

    I promise to search on Bing for all the used couches I will inevitably be in the market for VERY soon...

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  117. Centrist Vs. Shared System by Sleen · · Score: 1

    The essential message here and a trend I see taking place on websites is not the destruction of google, but the destruction of the internet. What Cuban here is suggesting is not to simply entice sites away from google, but to make them participate in a system that is not democratic and elective, but entirely under the control of one authority.

    All the comments above citing the estimation and price being off are symptomatic of the brain freeze that M$ would use to accomplish this. The point is, whether 1 million is correct, that there is a price or probably a single number that could disrupt the top 1000 list. Now from the standpoint of the SEO community and analysis there are potential benefits not only to migrating the list, but also in destroying it completely.

    While the things that Cuban suggests are flawed on so many levels, the ignorance contained should be seen as information itself and representing common misperceptions about the internet, free systems and the universe.

    The best way I can logically express the problem with using money as an incentive in this case is pushing a string.

    While this is not itself an ad for Bing, it implies that Bing would be the next best choice after Google, and this is reflected in responses here. This is also advertizing for Bing itself. For the time being, a number 2 position after google would be quite an accomplishment itself.

    I think perhaps the real motivation in the comment is simply to encourage people to imagine an internet without google, and to spread the idea that the internet is just another application or hole through which to pour video garbage and advertizements. Peoples' choice and sites' choice seems to be disregarded.

    Cuban and M$ are against free principles and Google was born of the internet.

    While Google is not the internet, it is a species that evolved from the conditions of the internet. Paying someone money to leave a system they would otherwise find beneficial should be the biggest insult to any other alternative. If a site removed themselves from the google index, they should do so not because someone offered them a bribe, but because of a better idea or merits.

    Perhaps Bin Laden will take Cuban's idea and offer citizens of respective nations the option of 1 million dollars for becoming one of his followers. Well, a place in heaven or the Bin Laden afterlife fantasy might be just as attractive.

    The attraction will work for some, and given the balance of irrational fundamentalist thought in the world today among those who have a choice we should not be surprised that such a successful capitalist would speak to the insane than engage the intelligent.

    The internet cannot be manipulated and managed like a sports team and the sites are not athletes in your portfolio.

    If there is a perception that there should be more than 1 successful rank, then there should be alternatives and maybe there is some monopoly perceived when more choices are desired. I think the intelligent observation here is that if there is a better way than google, it should not take tender to to convince the popular sites. Unless of course it is a complete accident that they find themselves so popular like winning the lottery. Maybe they are so popular because google is playing favorites and helping themselves in the process, instead of reflecting culture at a point in time.

    And this is the benefit of understanding inverse advertizing. What Cuban has expressed through inversion is his understanding of google as a manifestation or mapping of his own principles. If he was google, he would play favorites and he would reward his golf buddies and this is expressed through his proposal. Free systems like the internet are always under the attack of the Lenins, Bin Ladens and Cubans of the world. It comes from megalomania and they see it inside everyone and everything around them. The sympathetic break allows these types to operate quite efficiently without the hindrance of others' motivations and feelings. Th

  118. In Soviet Russia, Google.ru eliminates Mark Cuban! by tomhudson · · Score: 3, Interesting

    You take the million, fine ... but what about next year? Do you get another million, or was this a one-shot deal, in which case a million is nowhere near enough to permanently remove a top-1000 site.

    Plus, what's to stop them from making another site with a similar name, and making the bing link redirect to the new site? New site is now at the top of both, with an extra $1m in their pocket.

  119. Well, his name *is* Cuban! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (ducks)

  120. Money toss... by Datamonstar · · Score: 1

    Yeah.... throw money at it. It'll work.

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  121. Everyone has their price? by tomhudson · · Score: 1

    the principle is that everyone has their price.

    Do you honestly believe that to be true? Just asking, because there's a rumour that the goat guy's "giver" is getting lonely.

    1. Re:Everyone has their price? by Dolohov · · Score: 1

      I didn't say it was *my* principle, just the principle Cuban seems to be assuming.

  122. almost as brilliant as bing by shalomsky · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Wow, this idea is almost as brilliant as bing. Why do people want to punish success? And why help m$? Google may dominate search, but m$ is still bigger, richer, & more powerful, right? Or not?

  123. my company by cantcomplain · · Score: 1

    My company (well not my company, but the one I work for) is a multi-tier retailer, ranked around 8000 by Alexa, and top 5 in it's niche. We are struggling and could use $1M. But there's no way we'd take it to forgo the Google hits. It just wouldn't make any sense, if only for branding reasons.

  124. Very Interesting Math Indeed by Wannabe+Code+Monkey · · Score: 1

    I found this gem from Mark's original post:

    The math starts to get interesting. At $1,000 per site average times 100k sites, thats only $ 1 Billion Dollars.

    Lovely multiplication work there Mark... He goes on to say,

    The distribution would obviously favor the larger sites, so of that billion dollars, would the top 1k sites take 500k each and the remaining 99k split the rest ?

    First of all, why is this a question? It's your dumb plan, I don't have the answer. It would be like asking "How much manure would you have to fling in people's faces to earn back the cost of buying the manure?" Second of all, everyone's already discussing how idiotic it would be to leave the google index for even $1 million; $500 thousand would even worse. And third,

    the remaining 99k split the rest

    ("the rest" being $500 tousand), so you're saying that you'll get 99,000 sites to leave Google all for just over $5.05 a piece? Let's say I'm the #2 result for the word "shoes" on Google; the #1 result just took their $500 thousand bribe and ran. You really think I'll give up my newly found #1 spot on the most popular search engine for a one time payment of $5.05?

    He then goes on to write,

    Given the stakes, why stop at $ 1 Billion Dollars ? Would the top 1k most visited sites take a cool $1mm each.

    So his actual plan to give the top thousand sites $1 million, actually involves more than just $1 billion, because he still plans on paying the next 99,000 sites something to leave as well. If I owned any stock in any company that Mark Cuban is currently working for or on the board of, I would sell it this second.

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  125. I'll do it. by youngdev · · Score: 1

    My site gets about 10 hits per week. Of course, I have not done anything specific to increase my googleablity but if he gives me a million dollars I'll sell my domain to him he can do what he likes. If he gives me 500k I'll go index my site in bing. shit I'll do it for 100K. No takers? 50 K? going once....

  126. YES! Because what I hate about search engines-- by straponego · · Score: 1

    --is their bizarre bias towards relevant results. All I want is whatever results make the most money for billionaires. In fact, don't even show me search results. Just take money from my back account and show me advertisements, please. PLEASE, Mr. Fratboy Douchenozzle Billionaire, I still have money left and they keep giving me more every other week!

  127. Cuban Has No Such Plans by DynaSoar · · Score: 1

    The summary is bogus. Cuban speculated on it being done, but did not speculate on who would much less claim he intended to himself.

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  128. Analyzing the Top 50 Sites as a Sample by SpaceToast · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Let's just look at the top 50 sites to get an idea of the feasibility of this plan, as reported by Alexa.

    First, we filter out all of the Google properties. By my count, that leaves 30.

    Next, filter out Microsoft's properties, as the scheme would put theme in the antitrust crosshairs: That leaves 26.

    Forget Yahoo; they make a lot more than $1MM annually from Google. We're down to 22.

    What's left? Forget LinkedIn -- search results are their bread-and-butter. Likewise the IMDb, Craigslist, Twitter, eBay and Myspace. Wikipedia and the BBC would consider it a breach of their charters. Facebook might be tempted, but their users would protest too much. Only 13 out of 50 remain. Of these, which would play ball? RapidShare would -- they're rather be ignored by search traffic. The Russian, Chinese, Japanese and Turkish social networking sites might. Likewise the porn sites. In truth though, we have only five or six "maybes" in the top 50.

    Bottom line, it's an absurd notion -- more old media fantasies of crippling the internet with blunt 19th century methods. I'm not saying that Google is unassailable, but a challenge by a competitor who hasn't put in the sweat-equity is a guaranteed to failure.

  129. Anonymous Coward by donut1005 · · Score: 1

    And good riddance!

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  130. What a stupid plan... by lewp · · Score: 1

    Okay, so first, in order to make this work you'd have to outspend Google. I mean, for Microsoft and pals (you know, anybody who can afford to spend a billion+ dollars to topple Google), search is a nice business that they want; but for Google it's their core business (well, it's what powers their core business). You'd need someone else willing to bet their company (or someone who dwarfs Google, maybe GE or BP wants a search engine really bad?), because the stakes will be that high for Google. At the first sign of a strategy like this working, Google simply shows up with a bigger check. You think it would be easy for people to lure Google away with a million dollar check? How easy would it be to convince them to stay with a two million dollar check?

    Second, Google has lobbying muscle now. Assuming this is legal, it might not be soon. They'll probably outlaw it in an amendment to the next Puppies for Orphanages Act that comes through. "It's not Evil, it's Democracy!"

    This strategy would have worked great before the IPO.

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    1. Re:What a stupid plan... by farble1670 · · Score: 1

      they could out-pay MSFT, but i doubt they'd bother. the most they would do is remind those companies that bing has <10% market share (and dropping actually), then ask them to consider how much of their business is based on internet advertising, and if they want to risk that for a piddling $1 million.

  131. Google's Richer by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Google can just pay them a $million each to come back. Or $1.5 million. Google's a lot richer than Mark Cuban is.

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  132. I use Bing for one thing and one thing only by Tetrarchy · · Score: 1

    It is set as my home page so I can see their cool new picture every day. They're really good. But for searches I just click on that google search bar in the upper right hand corner

  133. Who? by zztong · · Score: 2, Funny

    Who is Mark Cuban? I cannot seem to find him via Google...

    1. Re:Who? by Anarchduke · · Score: 1

      Hey, I found him.

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  134. Benjamin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a dolt...

  135. You got it all wrong by bgspence · · Score: 1

    I think he meant the top 1000 Cuban web sites

  136. Google's top 1000 sites? by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

    I think there's something I don't understand. To have results you have to do a search first. I have several websites that come in the top 1000 list depending on the search word I use.

    Where are my millions, Mr. Cuban?

  137. 1000-not position by symmatrix · · Score: 1

    Aside from being a plan or not the exercise is a bit cool - I mean the exercise of the effects if someone does it. I wonder what would happen with the position 1001+ over the google left overs..

  138. Mark Cuban by MaxLoad · · Score: 1

    makes me sad to say I live in the same state he does.

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  139. RTFA by tdyer · · Score: 1

    This isn't about Cuban paying. it is about MSFT paying sites to be "exclusive" to bing. Calacanis and Cuban have been developing this thought ever since murdoch said he was going to de-index the wsj. the idea is to allow content creators to monetize the site by creating partnerships with Bing and allowing Bing to advertise, "if you want the best news, search with bing" or something like that. This way it drives market share to Bing, which then pays back to the content creator. Lets face the facts. if the 1001st site is geocities then you aint gonna click it regardless of whether google lists it number 1. If google results are crap people will leave.

  140. Maybe.... by dwiget001 · · Score: 1

    Mark Cuban should just give all that money to charity AND remove himself from the internet, in every way, shape or form, forever.

    Now, IMHO, that would be a great use of his money and effort, benefiting us all.

  141. Competition Fail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft's continual utter failure to comprehend the difference between "trying to win" and "trying to make the other guy lose" is exactly why they got hit with monopoly suits in the first place. Way to go not learning anything, Microsoft.

    Why do so many powerful people still fail to understand captialism?

  142. No going to happen by DeadRat4life · · Score: 1

    all 1000 would have to leave in order for it to make a difference, and convincing 1000 people to ditch the site that gives them the most traffic would be very hard, even for a million.

  143. Dumb by zizzo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The "Top 1000" sites are the ones I don't bother searching for: google, microsoft, yahoo, salon, nytimes, espn, amazon: I already know what they are. You use a search engine to search for stuff you can't find.

  144. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  145. At Least I know how to read by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its obvious that most posters here either dont know how to read or too lazy to read the post before commenting. For those who are at least literate:

    THis is the post from blogmaverick
    ***********

    And as the Google, Murdoch discussions continue, some people have actually started to recognize there might be something to what I wrote in May of 08

    Is there anything more fun than sitting around, growing your hair, drinking a Bud while listening to Jethro Tull and pondering how to change the balance of power in the search world and unseat Google ?
    Better search ? Too subjective. Better monetization ? After the fact. Better User Interface ? Will we know it when we see it ? A new and different search ? Semantic ? Human powered ? We won’t know till we know.

    But what about the Google Index, all the websites that are indexed by Google ? What is it worth to be in the Google Index ? What would you, as a website owner require in order to remove your site from the Google Index and no longer be available when someone does a google search ?

    It should just be a matter of dollars and cents and sense, shouldn’t it ?

    How many websites would have to recuse themselves from the Google Index before Google Search was negatively impacted ?

    Mahalo.com thinks it needs to support the 25k most common search terms in order to be successful. What would happen if MicroSoft or Yahoo or a MicroHoo went to the 5 top results for the top 25k searches and paid them to leave the Google Index ?

    A theoretical maximum of 125k sites, but with overlap, probably closer to 100k or less, times how much per site on average ?

    The math starts to get interesting. At $1,000 per site average times 100k sites, thats only $ 1 Billion Dollars. The distribution would obviously favor the larger sites, so of that billion dollars, would the top 1k sites take 500k each and the remaining 99k split the rest ?

    Given the stakes, why stop at $ 1 Billion Dollars ? Would the top 1k most visited sites take a cool $1mm each, plus a committment from MicroSoft or Yahoo to drive traffic through their search engines to more than make up for the lost Google Traffic. After all, once consumers realized that Google no longer had valid search results for the top 25k searchs, that traffic would most likely go to MicroSoft and Yahoo.

    And why we are at it, why not require that these 100k sites switch from Googles Publisher Network to Yahoo’s or MicroSofts ? It would start to earn back the $1 Billion paid out very quickly.

    On top of that, in order to grease the skids even further, why not issue advertising credits to the sites that switched off Google ? Its soft dollars, that would sweeten the pot and drive more traffic.

    IN essence, its no different that any other content aggregation play. Its paying for content . But, It would take some big ones to go for it and see if it worked. However, without question, every search engine has some number of core sites, that when removed from its index , destabilizes the value of its search.

    The question is how many ? What would it cost to get that number of sites to turn Google off and stay off, and would the traffic created as users switch from Google more than compensate for the cost ?

    Or would Google recognize the risk and jump in and offer more to websites to stay ?

    Sure would be interesting to find out.

  146. ROTFL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Great way to create some NEW top 1000 websites....

  147. Right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I await the day when Microsoft can no longer buy their way out of a mistake and keep trucking on. While their coffers are quite big I'm sure it'l end at some point, esp. when you got idiots such as this guy helping ruin their reputation(as if they needed help). One day microsoft is gonna do another stupid move and then suddenly find that their old method of burning through cash will no longer work.

  148. mod parent up by argent · · Score: 1

    That was my first reaction, too.

  149. As long as we're expressing preferences... by BenEnglishAtHome · · Score: 1

    Double Cola > *everything else* (including Jolt)

  150. For the top 1000 sites, $1 mil isn't that much by matzahboy · · Score: 1

    So maybe $1 mil is a lot of money for the average blogger. But take a multi-billion dollar company such as Yahoo? I don't think that they would remove themselves from the #1 search engine for a mere $1 mil.

  151. Moron by great_snoopy · · Score: 1

    It's not the index that counts now, it's the users. Today "searching the internet" is synonymous with google and with "to google". Unlisting from google's index would mean absolutely nothing. Users (usually) do not use google to search for "Company X". Users usually search for products and services. Take away the first entries and users will click on the following results, eventually buying from the "underdogs". Unsubscribing from google's index would be suicidal from a sales point of view and only a moron or digital era impaired old dinosaur like murdoch could actually believe such a scenario would be good for business. Not to talk about the fact that 1000 sites is a grain of sand in the desert of google's index. And not to mention about the proposed sum being too little to bribe giants that could be significant. (1 mil is peanuts for ibm, hp or amazon, for example). These being said, this must be some april fools' joke or that guy is smoking some serious shit.

  152. Anti-trust violation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm no lawyer, but this sounds an awful lot like it would be an anti-trust violation.

  153. Hm... by Arimus · · Score: 1

    1. Spam googles index with 1000 sites
    2. Wait for payment to move to microsoft
    3. Profit
    4. ????

    (Ok, wrong order but this time the profit comes without extra work on our part....)

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  154. Peanuts by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    Likely the top 1000 made about 1 million in the time it took me to read the article.

    Excuse me while I start a grassroots campaign to get my website in the top 1000! Slashdot and Stephen Cobare I need you!

  155. Re:Here's a bridge to jump off. You first. by Remus+Shepherd · · Score: 1

    I'm sure they could find that information by searching Bing. That's the entire point of 'killing Google', isn't it? To take over as number one search engine.

    If MS believes their service is good enough (and well-known enough) to do this, they should delist themselves from Google's indices. But they don't, so they won't.

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  156. Choking Game by mevets · · Score: 1

    The referenced article has this little gem in it:
    "I'm sure Microsoft is looking for ways to choke Google. After all, that's what competitors do...."
    Is this from the "Tonya Harding School of Business"?
    I'm sure Microsoft should be looking for ways to best Google, otherwise there is no point in competition; as only the lowest assholes do it by hurting their competitor. Unless its boxing, but a kick in the nuts is still against the rules.

  157. The evil plan by jimand · · Score: 1

    1. Suggest plan to have Microsoft pay $1B to lure the top-1000 sites away from Google.
    2. Have your revenue sites, currently ranked between 1001 and 2000 at Google, move to the top 1000.
    3. ????
    4. Profit!

  158. You can't fight Google using Google!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They could just create a few domains, set them as top 1000th, and get the money. It's the best business plan ever :)

  159. Hey Mark! by chucklebutte · · Score: 0

    I'm ready for my check! Just tell me when!

  160. Free millions! by morethanapapercert · · Score: 1
    I see many posts to the effect of whether or not this is a good idea or whether or not this constitutes bribery. Here's my .02$ worth:

    1) it it is a horribly BAD idea.

    a) any business that could use the million would probably be cutting thier own throats. (Can a million buy enough advertising to make up the lost new customers that dropping off the Google radar would cost you? I doubt it)

    b) The top 1000 is not a static list. Granted, there might not be a lot of change-over, players like Yahoo!, NASDAQ etc will always have a place, but motherjones.com, w3schools.com etc are not so secure in thier position. If a site is on the top 1000 for a week, does it get an offer too?

    c) As others have pointed out, it might give Bing a bad rep for "buying" it's prominence.

    d) Is this deal going to be a lifetime agreement? Does it cover alternate domain names etc? I can't imagine any company agreeing to keep any domain and any web accessible pages out of Google's index in perpetuity.

    2) it's not bribery, it's perfectly legal chicanery. If I want to pay Mike's Rustproofing a sum to never again use print media advertising in any form (I do so hate windshield fliers! and the owner agrees, that is perfectly legal, even if other customers have no objection to the fliers or even derive some benefit from them. I would argue that such a deal is even in the public interest, since many of us hate windshield fliers and tat collection of fliers, pamphlets and newspaper inserts that cover our porches like dead leaves. The chicanery comes in if I happen to own shares in a rival rust proofing company, or, as in this case, I own shares in another advertising medium. Personally, I'm surprised and slightly disappointed in my fellow slashdotters. I for one hope this deal becomes a reality, because then a cool million U$ is just a googlebomb away! Get out there and get busy crafting the perfect googlebomb* guys!

    *a suggestion for the perfect googlebomb: Try to get the profile pages of the top 500 slashdotters (measured by whatever criteria you like, lifetime karma rating, total number of posts, lowest 500 UID's whatever) into the top 1000 of google. Make a pre-arranged agreement that any slashdotter whose profile makes it into the top 1000 will use 10% of the free money to buy gift subscriptions for the rest of us! That's 20,000 subscriptions at the standard rate. We would only need 50 sucessfully googlebombed profiles to be able to buy subscriptions for everybody here! Hell, we could probably even buy a subscription for our most prolific member AC if we felt like being nice.

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  161. War of the Roses by epine · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The phrase tortious interference comes to mind (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tortious_interference)

    I was just reading about Order of Succession. Lacking a papal bull to assert otherwise, this post is the legitimate heir to the bastard son of an anonymous coward, who had a notion but failed to make an assertion. I would have liked social studies a lot more if we had done a comparative survey of succession methods (such as Tanistry) with the British Isles providing the case studies in strife and dysfunction. "For today's lesson in the optics of legitimate conception, we turn again to the British Isles."

    From what I can see, tortious interference doesn't kick in until there is breach of contract. Nor am I aware of anything in law against forming market partnerships short of exploiting monopoly powers.

    This whole thread, people seem not to get the point: if content is king, there's no reason why the owners of content shouldn't engage in a coordination game to protect their collective interests. It's not obvious that the search engine middle people should have gained the dominant economic hand.

    The key phrase here being "if content is king". The content owners would like to think so, but the internet says otherwise: there is a heck of a lot of base load in pornography, drugs, and Asian merchandise. The government can bulk relocate the top 1000 street corner drug dealers in LA to the Chino human storage facility and it would dent the drug supply for weeks, or maybe even days or hours. There is also the long tail, user created content not yet aggregated at a major social networking site, and the content formerly known as knowledge.

    Against this you have the cultural lock-in of impressionable young adults, and baby boomers who haven't yet figured out that if Elvis is still alive, he's probably fatter than Marlin Brando and creepier than Howard Hughs (who disappeared from sight for a good while himself).

    There is also highly precarious tier of mass-market content manufactured against the better post-evolutionary judgement of its customer base. The macro breweries became successful, in part, because they managed to make the taste of a good beer a dim memory. Similarly, news products are continually debased, and rely more on customer momentum than choice opportunities.

    It's extremely dangerous for a mass-market success story which has invested billions of dollars lulling their primary market to sleep on quality issues to introduce a choice event into the marketplace. It could be that some people discover that Google without many of the current top 1000 sites actually returns more interesting search results, as an acquired taste, given a fifteen minute taste test. Who knew?

    There are more precarious market gorillas out there than people think. Cigarettes make women ugly at a younger age. Natural Coke and Pepsi make you obese. The holy trinity of corn/soy/sodium are an express train to the afterlife. Sports are the life obsession of the politically disenfranchised (for myself, hockey scores improve my minutes, while destroying my hours and days). The tripe on most news services actively sabotages attention span and issue comprehension. Duff Beer does not make you sexy. The seven never-fail sex tips of an airbrushed super model is not going to save your marriage (if the male sexual response proved too subtle to master in private study).

    You can't just randomly yank the chain on these captive markets without risk of waking your customers up. There was a story here a few days ago about intelligence: many people have it, few use it. Requires effort. It's less effort to delegate to the lower brain functions, as shaped by evolutionary psychology that outlived its crown. Mmmm beer. Mmmm donuts. Mmmm bacon.

    What gives the marketers an orgasm is the old joke "Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes." This is the reflex they relentle

  162. Re:Bribery proves 2 things: Cuban is stupid. MS ca by dna_(c)(tm)(r) · · Score: 1

    Somebody should give the man a gun. And a first aid kit to treat his foot. Both feet.

  163. Would Google *have* to delist the sites? by Spaceman+Spiff+II · · Score: 1

    It seems like anyone ought to be able to put up a web page that happens to link to any website. Google currently provides the courtesy of allowing people to de-list, but are they legally obligated to in some way? On my personal website am I not allowed to link to whatever website I want?

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  164. It's the fucking law by Nicolas+MONNET · · Score: 1

    They infringed the law, they pay the penalty.

  165. Experts Exchange by yelirekim · · Score: 1

    I usually find experts exchange to be pretty well informed on the answers they give out, also a little trick that not a lot of people know about: If you scroll to the bottom of the page you'll find all of the answers to the question being asked, whether or not you have a paid for account.

  166. Prisoner's dilemma by glacote02 · · Score: 1

    This would trivially fail as even if the top 1000 sites were to agree to leave Google, each one would *individually* have interest in betraying the plot and staying. I.e. the bribe price shall not be the *average* but the rational price of betrayal, which is much higher, and actually increases with the number of participants.

  167. One... MILLION... Dollars! by EEBaum · · Score: 1

    I think perhaps he's watched too much Austin Powers, or not enough...

    Now if he offered 100 BILLION dollars, he might get some takers.

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  168. What is the point? by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    What is in it for him? He think Microsoft will give him money? He just got a deathwish?

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  169. Oh, Mark Cuban... by demon · · Score: 1

    Why do you care so much about Microsoft over Google? What's the angle? Besides, don't you have enough money?

    And, as others have pointed out, Google got where they were because they're (arguably, anyway) better than anything else out there. Why would the top 1000 sites take a one-time $1m payoff, knowing all the search-driven traffic they'd lose, which if they're a top 1000 site, would probably quickly overshadow that $1m? It doesn't make any sense. It'd be like cutting off one's nose to spite one's face.

    How about, oh, making a better search engine? That might beat Google. Or maybe Google's just done so well, no one will ever beat them. (Yeah, right.)

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  170. Re:In Soviet Russia, Google.ru eliminates Mark Cub by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Basically a few things could happen.

    Either your company is fully web based and web dependent, like YouTube (ok, very bad example), Facebook or similar only-on-the-web things. Then, basically, you're "selling" your company for a million. You'll still have your company, but it won't nearly generate the revenue, because it most likely now lacks its most important advertising spot.

    Or your company is a very big brick-and-mortar business, akin to IBM, Coke or Fox News. Then that million is peanuts, especially in the light that you do have competitors and they will not be off the radar of many people, at least 'til they realize that there's some search engine but Google. And by the time they found out about the existance of Bing, the damage to these companies is already done.

    Not to mention that they'll probably rather find Yahoo (because they might know about the messenger) than Bing.

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  171. Wouldn't he have to pay google? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm pretty sure google is one of the top 1000 site. Wouldn't he have to pay google to get google out of google?

  172. No chance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even if he pays, Google can easily afford to pay the top 1000 sites $2M to stay in the index. No chance this plan might work.

  173. the top 1k don't care by farble1670 · · Score: 1

    if they are in the top 1k, they are already successful and obviously understand the importance of their position in search results. they aren't going to mess with that for a one-time payment of $1 million. changing how their company is advertised via search results is something that could affect them for years to come.

  174. ok so pay up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Google, Gmail, picasa, google news are all in the top 1000. give google 4 million dollars do not pass go.

    Also people don't search for the top 1000. They just go there and use them.

  175. ...Then they fight you. Then you win.” by anton_kg · · Score: 1

    “First they ignore you. Then they laugh at you. Then they fight you. Then you win.” – Mohandas Gandhi quote at Red Hat headquarters.

  176. Yeah! Break up the evil search monopoly... by Schraegstrichpunkt · · Score: 1
    ... and hand it over to Microsoft!!!

    Wait, why would anyone do that?

  177. Re:In Soviet Russia, Google.ru eliminates Mark Cub by mightysw · · Score: 1

    Yeah, guess your plan is bullet proof. As long as the lawyers had an ITT grad with them...

  178. Re:Bribery proves 2 things: Cuban is stupid. MS ca by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are too kind. Mark Cuban isn't just really, really stupid. He's also a major asshole.

  179. Those extreme lengths? by Nursie · · Score: 1

    Like having to scroll ALL THE WAY down the page?

    (sorry if you didn't know that, or I've missed the sarcasm, no snark intended. If you just keep scrollin' on down the answers are usually there at the bottom.)

  180. Re:In Soviet Russia, Google.ru eliminates Mark Cub by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You take the million, fine ... but what about next year? Do you get another million, or was this a one-shot deal, in which case a million is nowhere near enough to permanently remove a top-1000 site.

    It really doesn't matter. The bulk of the top 1000 sites, whether they be the BBC, Facebook, the newspapers, any of the Fortune 500 companies, etc, have annual budgets that are many many times the size of your $1m bribe. They won't risk changing this year's business plan for a mere $1m payment, let alone every year's plan.

  181. Re:Even Ballmer has a plan to 'fu...in' kill Googl by rlh100 · · Score: 1

    > As effective as spitting in the wind.

    Well if spitting did not work, Maybe he should use more liquid and try pissing in the wind.

    RLH

  182. Well, if that's the case, let's follow through by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Suppose, continuing this thought experiment for a moment, that it really became common place to pay websites to a) modify their robots.txt, disallowing certain spiders or b) block the spiders in question from connecting to them.
    In case a), I think you will quickly find that search engines will start ignoring robots.txt. I don't know if robots.txt qualifies as a lock under the DMCA, but if it does, it would cost much less than the market share about to be lost would cost to officially reconstitute to a foreign jurisdiction where this poses no problem.
    In case b), you would probably see spiders masking their activity. At first by changing their user agent to that of IE8 say, but later on you would get spiders operating from regular homes to get around ip-address blocks. Eventually search engines might even release tools to their end-users to help accomplish this.

  183. Start with #1. by denbesten · · Score: 1

    Mark Cuban may find it a bit difficult to get the site in Alexia's #1 position to remove themselves from their own list.

  184. Re:Bribery proves 2 things: Cuban is stupid. MS ca by Dahamma · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You are so right...

    Mark Cuban is an idiot, and the only reason he has money is that he managed to find an even bigger idiot at Yahoo to approve the acquisition of broadcast.com. Though I guess you have to give him some credit for that...

  185. I think he should do it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mark Cuban would be a billion dollars poorer, presumably the EU would relieve him of a bit more. Bing would still suck. And we could point it out for ever more as an example of extreme stupidity.

  186. xerox by irtza · · Score: 1

    thank you for xeroxin' that quote off their website, saved me some googling time.

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  187. Powered by Puppy Juice by Mike+Rice · · Score: 1

    I, for one, do not believe that Google uses Puppy Juice to power its data centers.

    However, since the allegation has been raised, it is unsettling that Google has (so far) failed to deny the widespread use of Puppy Juice in their data centers.

    If Google indeed is innocent of the use of Puppy Juice, then why will they not at least issue a statement to that effect?
    Hopefully Google will issue a clarification soon as to their Puppy Juice consumption policy.

    Indeed, their failure to deny the use of Puppy Juice in data centers, tends to lend credence to the rumors circulating in Zambia that Google employees are provided a monthly ration of Puppy Juice as an employment benefit... and Google does not even deny this benefit exists.

    Its as though Google thinks that as long as they ignore the Puppy Juice scandal it will go away!

    Again, I personally do not believe that Google endorses the consumption of Puppy Juice...but the fact that they have not yet issued an official denial of the use of Puppy Juice, in the face of all this evidence, has left me wondering.

    Especially, considering the recent rumors that have been surfacing in Iceland, about Kitty Juice.

  188. Hmmm, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Interesting idea.

    Would be great if Google would accomodate Mark Cuban and cull every mention of him from their searches.

    "Hey, who's this Mark Cuban guy?"

    I don't know, lets google him....

    Everytime you google Mark Cuban, God kills a kitten.

  189. Re:Bribery proves 2 things: Cuban is stupid. MS ca by igny · · Score: 4, Funny

    They ought to change title to

    Mark Cuban's plan to kill top 1000 web sites

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  190. Does a top site need google? by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

    I don't use google to find amazon or ebay.

  191. Re:why would the top 1000 sites WANT to leave goog by initialE · · Score: 1

    The question everyone should be asking is, How can I have my cake and eat it? How can I play this guy and grab his million bucks for free?

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  192. krypton-86 by SlowMovingTarget · · Score: 1

    Obviously we're talking metric. Some huge Italian (French are too skinny) who, from cheek to cheek, measures the same as the wavelength of krypton-86. (I know there's a standing wave joke in here somewhere.)

  193. It's a $billion by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

    1000 X 1 million is a billion. For that, they somehow move from Google? It seems a fool and his money will soon be parted... even if he has the 1 billion.

  194. ME by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    lol so lets pay the top 1000 sites to never get any hits again... great idea.. good luck with that!
    you'd get better results by writing your search on a dirty car window and leaving your phone number! hahaha

  195. Analogy by mahadiga · · Score: 1

    Isn't it like giving 1 million to Obama for not to contest as US President?

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  196. Nobody under the age of 30 'xerox' anything! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...under the age of 20 they probably don't even recognize the term anymore.

  197. Google Will Crush You, Boy by Greyfox · · Score: 1

    Crush you like they crushed your father, in the jaws of a giant mechanical dinosaur. Love them or hate them, son, you can not stand against them.

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  198. His first task... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    would be to convince google to unlist themselves from the google index

  199. better idea by StripedCow · · Score: 1

    this idea sounds stupid.

    a better idea would be to give away those millions to bing users... for example by letting users participate in a free lottery, every time they make a query...

    in this day and age, you know, you'll have to not only give away your service for free, you'll also have to pay your users :-)

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  200. Fail at Number One by oaksey · · Score: 1

    The main problem I see would be that Google would be the most visited website, so you would fail at number 1 of 1000.

  201. 'Leave the Google index'? by DomHawken · · Score: 1

    How exactly do you actually do that?

  202. He's got it backwards by mattr · · Score: 1

    Backwards in several ways actually.

    1. He wants to get into a spending fight with Google, which has tons of cash and good will. Is it really in the nation's interest to try and buy off customers to feed a convicted monopolist? It would explode when the first company leaks the news.

    2. He suggests the value to a company of being listed in Google is just a matter of money and picking which is cheaper? But it's not. There's the impression of instant accessibility, relevance to needs, timeliness, existence in the key market, communications, etc. If you are not in Google, all the work you put into leveraging your brand with original content is lost.

    3. Google's customers are people looking for something they want. The 100 top sites are known, their domains are known. They already have plenty of links from other sites. It will hurt the big customers more. Look at BMW which got blacklisted by Google temporarily for trying to fool it with black SEO. And what about international and mobile customers?

    4. It won't stick. Even if a lot of money was paid out, the companies could take the money and then leave. Or is that money supposed to be for an indefinite period of time without performance guarantees? The best thing Microsoft could do frankly is buy stock in Google.

  203. Don't forget about SEC charges of insider trading by walterbyrd · · Score: 1
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  205. Re:Bribery proves 2 things: Cuban is stupid. MS ca by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lets see... top 1000 websites...

    1) Google.com
    2) Google news
    3) docs.google.com
    4) Froogle.com
    5) images.google.com ...

    This is looking pretty good for Google after all. It's almost 'venture captial.'

  206. Do people still say "Xerox it"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I remember when people did, but i don't think anyone says that anymore, just "copy it" or (more now) "scan it".

  207. It would never work by Nerdposeur · · Score: 1

    im sorry but thats not the most thought out statement i've heard today. if you remove the top 1000 sites from Google then, yes, inherently you will have a new top 1000. the point of what Mark Cuban is trying to do, is remove the quality from Google.

    Say for example, they remove ebay, amazon, and craigslist. Now using google, you'll never get a search result from those three websites.

    This plan would never work. Here's why:

    • There is no upside, other than the cash. All these businesses are already in both search engines. So it's just "would you give up being searched by Google forever if I give you $1 million right now?"
    • This only makes sense if their expected returns from Google searches for the forseeable future are less than $1 million.
    • That, in turn, is only likely if their revenues are very small and/or if Google's market share dwindles to nearly zero.
    • How many of the top 1000 sites have very small revenues? (Not many, by definition.) How many would bet their business on Google's market share dwindling to nearly zero?

    Amazon (which expects $300 million profit next quarter alone) probably gets $1 million in sales from Google search results each day. They'd never give that up. Most large sites would lose money on this bet, even in the short run.

    Finally, even if the top 1,000 sites went along, and you "removed the quality" sites from Google, the next "top 1000" would get a surge in business and would rapidly improve their quality and economies of scale. Bing could not keep the search monopoly they bought, and unless their actual search algorithms were better than Google's they'd be pushed back into second place.

    1. Re:It would never work by Nerdposeur · · Score: 1

      Oh - and one more point. $1 million x 1,000 sites = $10 billion. That's more than a year's profits, even for Microsoft ("net profit for the quarter ended June 30 was $3.05 billion"). Try to explain a bribe that big to the stockholders.

    2. Re:It would never work by gfreeman · · Score: 1

      Math error :)

      1 billion is a thousand million.

      So $1 million x 1,000 sites = $1 billion. You're out by a factor of 10.

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    3. Re:It would never work by Nerdposeur · · Score: 1

      Whoops! Thank you for the correction. :)

  208. 2 kinds of whores in this world..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    classy whores and crack whores. Mark Cuban must've been tokin' up some good sh|t to come up with this idiotic idea. Put the pipe down dude and work on your little basketball franchise. It needs it.

  209. Re:Bribery proves 2 things: Cuban is stupid. MS ca by vgerdj · · Score: 1

    Give him a gun, and a hat that looks like a shoe, (see, he's not that bright and..... oh, never mind)

  210. Back in grade school? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can pay me five dollars a week to be your friend, and for an extra dollar, I will give you-know-who a dirty look and call them “poo poo head” every time I see them.

  211. Did Mark Cuban Rape and Murder Google in 2009? by Polimath · · Score: 1

    Why is nobody asking the important questions?

  212. I'll take that $ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll take that cash, I'm #1 on Google for a very competitive phrase and I hate Google!

    http://redtideflorida.org

  213. Slashdot Editors' Plan to RTFA by konohitowa · · Score: 1

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  214. Is Cuban RELATED to Murdoch? by mahadiga · · Score: 1
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    I'd like to buy homeland for our 10 million people. http://twitter.com/mahadiga
  215. What would happen... by DanielSmedegaardBuus · · Score: 1

    Yeah, you see, what would happen when using that plan, is that the top 1,000 sites would become the top 1,001 to top 2,000 sites.