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Pick Your Own Net Person Of The Year

This week, Time Magazine chose Amazon's Jeff Bezos as its "Man Of The Year," a choice that overflows with symbolism about the U.S. and the Internet - none of it good. I've made my own picks. Feel free to make yours. (more below) If you buy the idea that media is a mirror, then Time's decision to select Amazon's Jeff Bezos as its Man of the Year overflows with symbolism about the United States, the Net and the Web.

And none of it is good.

Definitions of greatness and influence are definitely becoming more fluid. Winston Churchill once held that spot, along with Stalin, Eisenhower, Einstein, Mao, Gorbachev and various inventors, world leaders and political figures.

How fitting that the man the nation's allegedly most influential newsmagazine chooses to usher in the new century has left this legacy to the world, according to the cover: "E-commerce is changing the way the world shops." Maybe the editors of Time need to get out more.

Is this really all that dramatic; the most significant person on the planet in l999? I shop online all the time, and it seems pretty non-revolutionary to me - I give them money, they send me stuff in cardboard boxes. Will historians down the road really be poring over Jeff Bezos life and times on Amazon to define the history of the l990's, or even of the Internet? That's a grim thought.

Bezos is mostly interesting because he's the perfect metaphor for the greedy, commercialized, insane atmosphere currently surrounding all things Web. Aside from causing the invention of some very nifty commercial software, and craftily evoking a wholesome commercial image, his big idea is to amass goods in warehouses - toys, electronics, books and music - and send them to people who want them. As is well known, he hasn't made a dime in profit, yet he's amassed billions. He's also attacking the very culture he's supposed to embody by suing competitors to block the spread of innovative software.

This makes him the man of the hour in terms of Web commerce, but it's not greatness or even influence. Can you recount a single thing this person has said or done that you will remember for years, or be talking about next month. Maybe one-click shopping is more significant than we realized.

All you need know about Bezos are the "Six Core Values" he preaches to Amazon's employees wherever he goes:

  • Customer Obsession
  • Ownership
  • Bias for Action,
  • Frugality
  • High Hiring Bar
  • Innovation.
When Bezos travels to greet employees, he climbs a podium, outlines the Six Core Values Speech, the cornerstone of most of his speeches, and then always - always - begins with the "watchword of his faith," according to Time: "Wake up every morning terrified - not of the competition but of our customers."

I was nearly moved to tears. This is stirring stuff in corporate terms, an ideological blueprint for the rampaging corporatism infecting the Internet, if for nothing else.

I might have come up with a different list, not that anybody asked. My man of the year might be Linus Torvalds, who - unlike Bezos - really did change the world, liberating computer software and the information it carries from one company's tyrannical grip for many millions of people.

This year, Open Source become something much bigger than a geek obsession, turning into a full-blown mainstream social and commercial movement. Tim Berners-Lee might be on my short list. He did, after all, invent the very Web that on which Bezos is taking in billions this year. Or Jonathan Postel, who died last year, but whose work to keep the Internet free and open a generation ago is right now bearing fruit all over the planet. "Q" wouldn't be my top choice, but he'd have to make the list, just for kicks. He loved making weird, neat stuff.

Or a group cover: some programmers and developers who truly are transforming not only commerce but the way we do almost everything, including think, learn, publish, watch movies, acquire music, and interact with one another.

I might pick the housewife in Dayton, Ohio who put up a website to give away free coupons and stuff and gets a half-million hits a day, (many more readers than The New York Times. Or some of the elderly people on Senior Net who use the Net to post farewell messages to their friends and families before they die.

Or perhaps the protesters who organized online, then went to Seattle and began the laborious process of taking on the fat, greedy companies who are choking individualism.

I might put on the list one of the creators of ICQ, Hotline, or even AIM, all of which are transforming communications, creating more new kinds of communities in a day than was once possible in years. Or a geneticist who, for better or worse, is slaving away on the Human Genome Project, and is about to unravel the secrets of human life.

Those are just a handful of the Net People of the Year I might consider.

Jeff Bezos doesn't come close.

How about you?

387 comments

  1. My vote: The IPO by fprintf · · Score: 3

    My vote is for the IPO. In the time magazine "thing of the year" there was never any reason not to pick and object.


    Well, the IPO madness really proves how wacky this economy is, and how nuts it is to invest in the stock market.

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    1. Re:My vote: The IPO by Jimhotep · · Score: 2

      Didn't the computer make "thing of the year"
      back in 1983-84ish?

    2. Re:My vote: The IPO by fprintf · · Score: 1

      It sure did, which is why I brought up that it doesn't need to be a person of the year, per se. At this point, it seems like there are so many more *things* that are more important to me, than the people who created them. Personally, jeff Bezos didn't do *anything* revolutionary, nor was he a leader of the internet movement as far as I am concerned.

      Oh well, keep up the boycott on Amazon.com. My kids just got a couple of $50 gift certficates there for Christmas, and I am going to start determining how to get the money back w/o offending the gift givers.

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    3. Re:My vote: The IPO by jawad · · Score: 2

      I'm pretty sure it was 1984, and the Cover said "Machine Of The Year."

  2. Non-issue by QuMa · · Score: 2

    Imho, the whole man/woman of the year is highly ridiculous. Sure, some people do nice things, but there are quite a few people who do nice things, all in very different fields. Comparing them is like comparing linux with a medium-sized fish.

    1. Re:Non-issue by Hello+folks · · Score: 2

      What's even more ridiculous is the fact about how slashdot went about doing this...We have a case of the "Lets rant about how america sux" type deal. Last time i checked, we're in a world of capitalism, and most people want money. People act like if they were in the same position, they would act differently, and most wouldn't.
      slashdot is slowly becoming a mode to promote arrogance about the issue, rather than to enlighten people. This worries me.

    2. Re:Non-issue by Smilodon · · Score: 1

      It is amazing to me that many still (apparently) give so much credence to this relic. Not only are major magazines losing cultural significance in general, Time in specific is no where near the icon it once was.

      The decision probably had more to do with how an Xmas-time magazine about an E-commerce legend would boost circulation than any actual contribution to society. I believe the award was originally a way to boost sales in a slow time to begin with.

      They do this every year. While it is easy to point out some memorable (and controversial) winners, there have been plenty of obscure and simply poor choices in the past, even when the award actually "meant" something...

    3. Re:Non-issue by Wah · · Score: 1

      (capilast conspiracy theory)

      I wnder how much Time/Warner owns of Amazon? I wonder how much traffic and cash they get from a front page ad in Time?

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    4. Re:Non-issue by reptyle · · Score: 2
      Oh, please. The notion that we can't compare people in different realms of achievement amounts to hairline distinctions reeking of sophistry. Remember, we use the verb 'contrast' to describe the act of summing up differences, and 'compare' to sum up similarities.


      Indeed, the similarities are overwhelming...aside from the biological aspects, humans tend to share motivations, desires, appetites and an admirable dose of perseverance. To read Plutarch and the middle ages hagiographies leads me to believe a physicist, a chef, an author, and statesman all share the ladership amino acids of charisma, gadly-ism, and perseverance. This was true of Alexander the Great, Cleopatra, Galileo, Napoleon, and even Eric Raymond.


      I consider these cross references integral to my thrust...as apples and oranges are fruits and grow on trees, so are humans more similar than disparate. the few we rever, rvile, or otherwise distinguish merit comment because they most effectively use what they share with est us, rather than drawing on some magic ingredients to which we have no access.

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    5. Re:Non-issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Come on... the moderators just moderated this up because they don't know what "sophistry" means and they didn't want to look stupid.

      I'll show _you_ some cross references integral to my thrust!!!

    6. Re:Non-issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm. The integral of thrust is work, a scalar, whose cross (with anything) is undefined.

      Are you saying your references are vague or just meaningless? Please explain with free-body diagrams.

      Thank-you.

    7. Re:Non-issue by fluxrad · · Score: 1

      ummm...i think he means an integral part of his thrust bud. we're not all math majors. some of us have seen the big blue room.

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  3. Y2K by merky1 · · Score: 1

    How 'bout the "nameless, faceless" IT workers who are going to party out the new year with a few checklists of tests......

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    1. Re:Y2K by lyonsj · · Score: 1

      Hey, that's a good idea! I've got four hardcopies of my checklists right now, sitting at home waiting for the rollover. Blech.

      At least I get paid for it, eh?

  4. My man of the year by hajo · · Score: 1

    Neil Stephenson for: "In the beginning was the command line". (Cryptonomicon was neat too.)

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    1. Re:My man of the year by Signal+11 · · Score: 1

      ... and on the seventh day, Knuth rested. We've been trying to debug the #$@! thing ever since.

    2. Re:My man of the year by voncheesebiscuit · · Score: 1

      I thought In the Beginning... was weak, lots of rambling and really no point to it, not to mention some rather high handed opinions. Cryptonomicron was much much better.

    3. Re:My man of the year by niagaracyber · · Score: 1

      I agree with the choice of Neal Stephenson, although I'd suggest the honor be shared with Bruce Sterling. Both have been busy showing us the future we're collectively making, and both are solid craftsmen. I was awed by Cryptonomicon on several levels, really liked "In the beginning..." and thoroughly enjoyed Sterling's Distraction. Both writers take chances and show us where we've been and where we are - or might be - going.

      Clearly, there are many other areas where a 'net person of the year' might be selected from. Linus, Red Hat, and any one of dozens of folks who have made a major difference; but the folks who reflect the whole enterprise back to us are deserve recognition because the recognition encourages people to look more closely at their ideas.

      -Dave

    4. Re:My man of the year by Ark · · Score: 1

      You guys missed the point. Neil was just trying his hand at being an pundit. If the book gig ever falls through, he just do a Burst-report kinda thing where he just spouts wild crap and groundless assertions.

    5. Re:My man of the year by Fozz · · Score: 1

      Oh? Like Katz? :-) :-)

    6. Re:My man of the year by mistabobdobalina · · Score: 1

      stole the words right out of my mouth! be afraid, jonkatz, be veeeery afraid!

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  5. Speaking of Jeff Bezos... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I opened the paper the other day to find a picture of Pokemon holding a huge Jeff Bezos doll.

    Or was it the other way around?

    1. Re:Speaking of Jeff Bezos... by sinergy · · Score: 1

      I would nominate the person who invented Pokemon. That has done more to change the world than an e-commerce site.

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  6. That's a tough one.... by lyonsj · · Score: 1

    Obviously, Bezos wouldn't even come close to my list. But there are so many people, it's hard to narrow it down.

    How about the creators of Apache, whose webserver put a lot of the web into being?
    Or, as Katz mentioned, Jon Postel, who fought for the 'net to stay free?
    Or Linus Torvalds, or the BSD guys, or RMS, who have all provided free tools to help people get servers up and running and make themselves heard around the world?
    And especially all the developers who have put in countless hours making these Open Source projects work - you all are keeping the 'net free for everyone. Good job.

    1. Re:That's a tough one.... by speek · · Score: 3

      We're awfully computer-centric around here. What about the scientists who discovered a 100% cure for a particularly lethal form of Leukemia?

      Their cure uses a kinase inhibitor, which is a fairly new area of study, in terms of cancer research. Their success shows that studying kinase inhibitors is a valid approach, and it could well lead to many other cancer cures in the next 5-10 years.

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    2. Re:That's a tough one.... by lyonsj · · Score: 1

      That's true. I guess my first thoughts were of computer people because it said "Net Person of the Year" and that's what comes to mind.

      It's partly a knee-jerk reaction against people like Bezos, who are getting all the mainstream credit for all this "wonderful internet stuff" when in fact they're just standing on the shoulders of the people who actually create and develop and further "the Internet".

    3. Re:That's a tough one.... by marlowe23 · · Score: 1

      "We're awfully computer-centric around here. What about the scientists who discovered a 100% cure for a particularly lethal form of Leukemia?" In our culture, it would depend entirely on whether or not the scientists were telegenic, media-friendly, and willing to guest host on VH-1. Time is to Man of the Year what MTV is to music... without a music video, you don't have a hit single. Without being telegenic / media friendly, you don't have a shot at Man of the Year. Scientific / humanist accomplishment is pretty much secondary to what will look good on a magazine cover.

  7. bill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We all know that Bill Gates is man of the year every year

  8. I nominate... by whoop · · Score: 3

    ... myself. No, reallly. In the last year, I have really influenced my life, and in a good way. I have overcome the shackles of The Man(tm), lived on Kraft Cheese & Macaroni and peanut butter for a few months, to now be making more money than before and doing what something I really enjoy, Linux stuff.

    So, I implore all of you to follow in my footsteps and vote for me too. After all, do the same stuff, follow your dreams, and maybe next year you too can be Slashdot's Man Of the Year.

    Thank you, and God bless.

    1. Re:I nominate... by Signal+11 · · Score: 1
      Look buddy, I didn't crawl out from underneath my mountains of mountain dew containers, shook off those #$@! doritos crumbs, fired up this lizard of a system, shake my mousepad off, remove the pennies from my floppy drive (I have a 3 year old sister), and login on MEDIANULL only to hear that some #$@! nominated himself for living on Macaroni and cheese and working with linux. I deserve the award, not you, and it's for one very simple reason -

      You never worked in tech support.

    2. Re:I nominate... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YOU MAKE MONEY OFF OF LINUX STUFF?!?! TRAITOR! Burn him at the stake! Cut off his testicles! Help me, I think I'm choking!

    3. Re:I nominate... by whoop · · Score: 2

      Sorry to burst your bubble, but tech support is the arena from which I escaped. Not even Linux support, but Windows and OS/2. And to top it off, in a corp that is really quite inept. So, I shall keep my award. And why does my original post only have a score of 4? Come on you moderators, I need a 5!!

      Click on my user info, and see some of my brave posts on the recent Tivo article. If there is one thing the tech support job taught me, it's that people are morons by default. A (very) few actually put forth the effort to learn a bit, but most just don't. You have to tell these latter types where the power button is whenever they get a different computer. Meanwhile the other ones figure that since their last computer had a button on the front that powered on the thing, the new one just may have a similar button.

    4. Re:I nominate... by Coy0t3 · · Score: 1

      AMEN!!

      I would like to second the nomination of all the poor, helpless souls out there forced to work Tech Support!

      "Tell me again, how did the keyboard on your laptop melt? I see, you left the hairdryer on too long... Hmmm..."

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    5. Re:I nominate... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah, we hire monkeys for tech support too. you
      give monkeys banana's (max 2 for a t/s weenie) not awards....

      call back when you have crawled up the food chain a bit.

      next!

    6. Re:I nominate... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I really get tired of people who look at Linus Torvalds = Linux. There were a fair number of people there at the beginning who, if it weren't for them, Linux would still be a dream in Linus's eye, much as Minix was for Andy Tannenbaum. How about Alan Cox, Vince Skahan, Remy Card, or Fred van Kempen, or H. J. Liu, or any one of a number of core people around the world who worked porting code, writing/tweaking drivers, etc.? There were literally almost a hundred people there at the beginning, and the only person I ever hear mentioned is Linus. It's time to recognize all the other people who were there in thebeginning and contributed just as much to Linux as Linus.

  9. Man of the Year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    So if Jeff Bezos is man of the year, then who is woman of the year?

    Also, Jon, you complain that the choice overflows with symbolism about the US and the Internet, but your posts are so US biased, I find that somewhat hypocritical. (This is not a flame)

    1. Re:Man of the Year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've gotta be kidding. Do you have a link for that?

    2. Re:Man of the Year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      talking of US biased, is the Time magazine a US thing? cos I don't recall seeing it in English shops (not that I look too hard / go shopping regularly).

    3. Re:Man of the Year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, he was time's man of the year in 1938.

    4. Re:Man of the year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hehehehehe, I really got a kick out of this post. "It only took one judge to bust the bubble"? You hate money and Microsoft so much you just assume things and spew them like some kid pumped full of botulism don't you? You see, when the judge did his little findings of fact, Microsofts stock went UP and its still going UP. Why? because even if they're found to be a monopoly and all that jazz, it'll take probably 10 years to do anything about it. And if Linux gets nice and big in those 10 years, guess what? Microsoft will be freed and all charges dropped.

      Oh, and speaking of taking your own path and all that, speaking your mind, etc... would speaking your mind so that 10,000 other people could use your words for free count? You know, like Open Source? Its just another conformity, and if it takes over, I'll stop the motor of the world.

    5. Re:Man of the Year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Keep in mind that Time's Man of the Year award is based on who was the most influential. It is not necessarily an honor. Was Hitler the most influential single person on Earth in 1938? Ask yourself.

    6. Re:Man of the Year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Adolph Hitler, like it or not, made the entire world revolve around him for a full decade. Even Gates can't claim that. Every "logical" argument since 1940 has to mention Hitler in it at some point. I think it's a law or something. That's pretty damn influential if you ask me. What the hell has Bezos done? 99.9% of the world population has no point of influence by him, and until the publication of this issue of Time wouldn't even be able to tell you who he was.

    7. Re:Man of the Year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      me? i'm flattered. indeed the rewards are quite handsome.
      this looks like a good place to post the link to my hidden open source thread.

      thank you.

    8. Re:Man of the year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll stop the motor of the world.

      Oh, you will? Do you think you are God or something? ;-)

      No! You are an EMPTY SUIT!! I banish you to Cuba.

    9. Re:Man of the Year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So if Jeff Bezos is man of the year, then who is woman of the year?

      maybe when a woman does something worthwhile, time can have a "woman of the year". until then, i think things are just fine, thank you very much

  10. Pierre Omidyar, EBAY founder by georgeha · · Score: 5

    One, because he found something that really harnesses the internet, a worldwide garage sale (instead of selling under cost but making up for it in volume) connecting people across the world one to one.

    Second, he did as a hack for his wife (collecting Pez dispensers) instead of trying to become a mogul.

    Thirdly, Ebay turns a profit (unlike Amazon).

    George

    1. Re:Pierre Omidyar, EBAY founder by dilger · · Score: 1

      I don't know if these facts are correct, but I'd have to agree that Ebay is a helluva lot better way to use the Internet to buy stuff than Amazon.

      Can someone explain why this would be flamebait? Seriously...

    2. Re:Pierre Omidyar, EBAY founder by llywrch · · Score: 2

      If Time wants to highlight the idea of ecommerce, why not nominate someone who has figured out how to make money from it?

      Amazon's original model was the bait of an online forum for discussing books, & the hook of selling every one of these books to the public at a discount. Obviously it did not work, since (1) they have not made money from it, (2) Amazon has resorted to spamming people at different times, (3) they decided to go into selling other items.

      If you want to be a middleman on the Internet, you have to find a way to bring the manufacturer & customer together & make a profit from it. Omidyar has, & countless ebusiness sites -- including Amazon -- have followed his lead.

      ObBadModeration: expressing one's opinion thoughtfully, & with a lack of profanity is not flamebait. Even if you don't agree with what is said.


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    3. Re:Pierre Omidyar, EBAY founder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AND eBay handles about 10-20x as much auction business as Amazon, AND it stays up most of the time. ;-) Try the same search on both sometime -- for every item you see on Amazon you'll see at least 10, closer to what you were looking for. Heck, there's so much activity on eBay they can't update the indexes but every few minutes .. which means the servers are spending more than 90% of their time processing bids. Do the math .. ;-)

  11. Al Gore? by rm-r · · Score: 5

    My Vote goes to Al Gore, inventor of this fine Internet, and architect of the e-commerce revolution.

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    1. Re:Al Gore? by Signal+11 · · Score: 1

      This is really old. Gore is an idiot, but he's going to get nominated man of the year? Hmmm... well... actually that might be fitting...

  12. This is Easy by mochaone · · Score: 2

    Judge Jackson. His ruling(s) will have the most lasting effect.

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    1. Re:This is Easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Judge Judy. Her rulings will, um, have, uh, an effect. Or not.

    2. Re:This is Easy by Zoloft · · Score: 1

      Should be shared between Judge Jackson and Prosecutor David Boies,
      who did STELLAR work exposing the defense witnesses as the lying
      crooks that they are.

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    3. Re:This is Easy by Get+Behind+the+Mule · · Score: 2

      Judge Jackson. His ruling(s) will have the most lasting effect.

      Me too! It may have passed with little notice so far, but Judge Jackson's decision may have more long-lasting impact on the future of the computer industry and the economy in general than anything else that has happened this year.

      And after months of dread that the Judge would be wholly clueless, he showed an understanding of the software business and of Microsoft's shenanigans that stunned me.

      Thomas Penfield Jackson for President!

  13. It's early by speek · · Score: 1

    to be picking person of the year. Some terrorist (or heroic security person) might change our minds come Dec. 31!

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    1. Re:It's early by Fruan · · Score: 1

      Of course! The temptation to drive a truck full of explosives into Times Square this new years is so high that *someone* has to do it...

      Me? Well I'm going to be executing a cleverly planed bank robbery... I mean hiding under my bed.

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    2. Re:It's early by Scrymarch · · Score: 1

      Isn't Arnold Schwarzenegger going to be man of the year when he single handedly prevents the Apocalypse in a few days?

  14. Praise to Richard W. Stevens by papo · · Score: 3

    I believe we can't forget a man who died this year and contributed with all his knowledge and practice to the Unix world. A person only can be called a programmer if already read "Advanced Programming in the UNIX Environment" or "UNIX Network Programming". Rest in peace Richard Stevens, a man who believed in the diffusion of knowledge.


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    1. Re:Praise to Richard W. Stevens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoaaa, when did he die??

    2. Re:Praise to Richard W. Stevens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't intend to be unkind, but Stevens used vi and troff to do all his work. Wouldn't we rather crown someone who used modern tools, not useless fossils?

    3. Re:Praise to Richard W. Stevens by papo · · Score: 1

      Slashdot has the story of his death.

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    4. Re:Praise to Richard W. Stevens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, one of my favorite SF authors writes everything longhand in ballpoint on legal pads.

      The stories must suck.

      My 200 year old table built with hand tools that still dosn't have a creaky joint in it is obviously inferior to a chip board table made with millons of dollars of advanced robotic controled machinery.


      Oh, shit. I took the bait, didn't I?

    5. Re:Praise to Richard W. Stevens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I don't intend to be unkind, but Stevens used vi and troff to do all his work. Wouldn't we rather crown someone who used modern tools, not useless fossils?

      You're absolutely right.

      The problem you have when you give recognition to somebody who willingly shuns new technology in favor of obsolete relics is that the recognition ultimately ends up reflecting negatively on the new technology. Stevens was a great guy, a very knowledgable man who wrote good books. But he also made no bones about the fact that he did not use the only industry standard word processor (Microsoft Word). Andy Tanenbaum is much the same way.

      If we start giving awards to the Stevens and the Tanenbaums of the world, it starts lending creedence to their use of backwards and destructive technology. So okay, let's say we give Tanenbaum an award for his much-lauded networking book. What does that say about new technology, Microsoft in particular? If I were Bill Gates, and if I were to see an award given to Stevens or Tanenbaum, I would be physically enraged. If you think about it, an award like that would be tantamount to spitting in the face of Gates (and Microsoft in general.) You could say the same about the WordPerfect and Star Office people as well.

      Think about it .. what does an award like this say? It says "Look, you don't have to be using Microsoft Word or whatever to produce quality work. You can produce quality work using any tool that you like." Is this the kind of thing that we want to have generally-known? Absolutely not. It is a terrible, horrible idea, and it must be quelled immediately, if not sooner.

      So yes, by all means, let's listen to these people and be respectful of them, because some of them do produce decent work. But let's not egg them on. Work in a discreet manner to get them moved over to new and modern tools. Show them, in a subtle fashion, the destructiveness of the utilities that they currently favor. We can win them over, but we must be diligent.

    6. Re:Praise to Richard W. Stevens by Tom+Christiansen · · Score: 2
      What a considered and eloquent piece of PURE SCUM-SUCKING FLAMEBAIT.

      Rich was an icon. You should respect him for his virtuoso command of Unix, not denigrate him for his avoidance of things Microsoft.

      Shame on you, you miserable Redmond worm.

    7. Re:Praise to Richard W. Stevens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      That was not funny. That was creepy.

      --ac

    8. Re:Praise to Richard W. Stevens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Beautifully sarcastic :-)

      Amazing the products that get sold for huge dollars just so that people can edit text files.

    9. Re:Praise to Richard W. Stevens by Cvandal · · Score: 1

      So, did you duck deliberately, or did that just go completely over your head?

      I bet "A Modest Proposal" by (iirc) J. Swift left you completely enraged didn't it?

    10. Re:Praise to Richard W. Stevens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a considered and eloquent piece of PURE SCUM-SUCKING FLAMEBAIT.

      Congratulations, Tom; you've just been trolled. :)

      I agree that Rich was a pillar of the Unix community and that his books were the best of the breed. (It's not everybody who can get a Unix book into Wayne's World 2.) Come on, you couldn't have possibly thought I was serious. You must be counter-trolling.

    11. Re:Praise to Richard W. Stevens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's highly unclear who trolled whom here. My guess is that we're up to three raises in a row. Is there a house limit?

    12. Re:Praise to Richard W. Stevens by TPx · · Score: 1

      Ahahahahah!

    13. Re:Praise to Richard W. Stevens by Darchmare · · Score: 1

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  15. My vote: The Internet/Linux IPO by fprintf · · Score: 2

    I vote for the IPO as the "thing" of the year. Time Magazine never had anything against nominating an inanimate object or concept, so I recommend the Linux IPO. Nothing represents the silliness of the past year more than the astounding market capitalization of recent Internet and Linux IPOs. RedHat and VA Linux being two of the most unbelievable.

    When the market regains its senses, I am hoping that price/earnings returns to a more respectable level. I work for a company in business for 135 years, 40,000 employees, an amazing brand name recognition and cash flow - and the market cap of RedHat right now exceeds our by 1 billion. Go figure.

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    1. Re:My vote: The Internet/Linux IPO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By saying that the Linux IPO is an example of silliness you are saying that Linux has no value and that people would be silly to think it was good. You might want to reconsider your blind "If it has a dollar sign on it, it must be bad" philosophy.

    2. Re:My vote: The Internet/Linux IPO by Cvandal · · Score: 1

      There was no Linux IPO, there was deadrat...I mean RedHat, and there was VA Linux.

      There is NO WAY that either RedHat or VA Linux can POSSIBLY be worth anywhere near their market caps. Their main products are largely built by other companies and are either essentially commodities, or are available elsewhere for the same or lower cost.

  16. Man of the Year by Inhume · · Score: 1

    Wow, I cannot believe it, but this might be the first Katz article I can actually stand on its face. Bezos was a damn cynical choice, but keep in mind, this is the same magazine that made Adolf Hitler their "Man of the Year" back in the 30s.

    Anyway, Time has again won my own personal "Shittiest Periodical of the Year" award. Congrats!

  17. Man of the Year? What next? by TopShelf · · Score: 1

    What happens when (or rather, if) Amazon actually makes a profit? Will Bezos be labelled "The Greatest Person in the History of the Planet?"

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  18. Jon, Jon, Jon... by Tau+Zero · · Score: 2
    ... when will you learn to kill the lousy Micro$oft "smart quotes"?

    Sprinkling your postings with those question-marks-indicating-incompatibility is no way to go through life!
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    1. Re:Jon, Jon, Jon... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He does it on purpose, just to attract attention. See the chapter in Data Smog on the 4x2 effect.

  19. Time man/person of the year by gorilla · · Score: 5
    This is a general misconception that the Time "Person of the Year" is for the best person of the year. This isn't true. the POTY is the person who made the biggest influence on the news of the year. In 1938 that was Hitler, in 1939, Stalin, in 1980, Ayatullah Khomeini. None of these are people I'd want to emulate, yet undoutably had great influence on the news.

    Similarly, there is no doubt at all that Jeff Bezos & Amazon has had a tremendous influence on the news this year. Every news program mentions shopping on the web, there have been stories about Malls panicing, and for the first time, there is apparently enough money being spent on the web to make taxing it a subject of discussion.

    Bezos' achievements may or may not be great. Personally I think it's too soon to judge. However there is no doubt at all that they have been the source of much news over the last year.

    1. Re:Time man/person of the year by vitaflo · · Score: 3

      the POTY is the person who made the biggest influence on the news of the year. In 1938 that was Hitler, in 1939, Stalin, in 1980, Ayatullah Khomeini.

      Well, as far as American news, I'd say the people who made the biggest impact on news this year were those two kids who shot up Columbine High School. Not that I'd want them to be POTY, but if we're going by influence on the media, they'd have to come up in the conversation. Just look at past John Katz articles on the subject for proof of how big a deal this was. (hint: click on "hof" on the side nav and check the top stories of all time)

    2. Re:Time man/person of the year by RobinH · · Score: 1

      Well, as far as American news, I'd say the people who made the biggest impact on news this year were those two kids who shot up Columbine High School.

      Actually, once the press realized that there was more to this story than a couple kids 'going postal', they turned a blind eye. I would have liked to see more press coverage of the in depth issues, like 'why does our society persecute smart people?' The press conveniently reported how terrible it was they they killed these fine young athletes, but neglected to report what happened to other innocent kids in retrobution for the act in Colorado. The press really botched an opportunity to make those kids' deaths really mean something. Unfortunately, until we all deal with these issues, we're going to see more and more of this type of violence. :(

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    3. Re:Time man/person of the year by plunge · · Score: 2

      Well, has it really BEEN news this year? I mean, online shopping certainly isn't anywhere near its apex, and in fact this is probably a year too early for most online shops- they weren't quite prepared for the kind of rush they were advertising for. And again- it's all being artificially subsidized- so its all about the FUTURE, not about right now. Most of the news programs have been virtualy verbatim reporting on press releases, and most of them have been devoid of any real content.

  20. Votes by Signal+11 · · Score: 2
    First, didn't I just do a rant about this in another article? Jon... you can use the public forum too! *big grin*

    Anyway, my vote for man of the year is Steve Jobs. My reasons are as follows...

    • Bought Apple back in black. Who else could have done it?
    • The iMac. Stunning marketing - they outdid even Microsoft's best. That alone deserves an award.
    • MacOS X - Caught the "open source" wave ahead of everybody else...
    • ...then blew it on louzy licensing.
    • Played copycat with Microsoft by trying to hoard Firewire. Net result: Manufacturers moved to USB.
    • Has never claimed to have "invented the internet" - something no other Time Man of the Year contender can claim.
    For both the victories and the failures, I vote Steve in for Man of the Year. Now, in the interests of removing any complaints of sexism on my, or slashdot's, part - I also nominate Monica Lewinsky as Woman of the Year - few people could singlehandedly embarrass an entire continent so thoroughly..
    1. Re:Votes by technos · · Score: 2

      Monica Lewinsky had more effect on the news (in the US, at least) than any other single person.

      But how she could be said to have done the embarassing is beyond me. There were two factors to the 'Zippergate' debacle: One, a confused 22 year old intern; Two, the 40-something married politician with a history of fooling around. You'd think that to become President you should know how to keep your dick in your pants, or at least out of the news.

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    2. Re:Votes by JonK · · Score: 1
      Can't argue with the choice of Monica, but I'm not sure about the "embarrass an entire continent" claim: I'd guess that both the Canucks and the Mexicans spent much of the first part of 1999 pissing themselves with laughter while the finest legal brains (surely an oxymoron) in the self-proclaimed "leader of the free world" decided whether the penis of the President of the United States of America (the First Dick?) was admissable evidence.

      Meanwhile most of Europe and Asia (at least the bits I was in) seemed to be a bit baffled by the whole thing - "they're trying to sack him because he had an affair? Those crazy Americans!"

      At least it got us through the cold winter months...
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    3. Re:Votes by Signal+11 · · Score: 2
      I'm an equal opportunity abuser. =)

      Monica was the person who blew the whole thing open, as I recall.

    4. Re:Votes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would also vote for Steve Jobs. You can add to that list Pixar Studios and Toy Story 2. I don't know how much direct involvement he had in the movie. But knowing Steve the ultimate micromanager, he probably had more than a handfull of influence on the final product.

      Since the MOtY IS about greatest influence, Jobs IMO influenced the way computers are designed...again. He forever changed the way of designing personal computers...again. He changed the way the public think about computer animation, and movie making. (sequels doesn't have to be bad!)

      And unlike Bezos, he made profit in BOTH his companies.

      The iMac allowed even the stupidest users to easily get on the web to shop at Bezos shop. In this respect, Jobs influenced the web more than Bezos. He got people on the web rather than just taking their money.

      Jobs is the man.

    5. Re:Votes by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      hoard Firewire. Net result: Manufacturers moved to USB.

      While Firewire won't be used on mice and keyboards, it certainly IS a major success in the arena of video. Every digital camcorder in production now comes with Firewire. Sony and HP as well as Apple have Firewire on most of their PC's.

      Firewire is also the standard interconnect for video in HDTV products - the only thing holding it back is the MPA's slowness to certify an encryption standard for these data streams.

      Intel wishes Firewire would go away because they dont control it like they do with USB. The problem is that it isn't going away, and USB can't do what Firewire does.

    6. Re:Votes by Anti-Sean · · Score: 1

      Monica was the person who blew the whole thing open, as I recall.

      I can't tell if this pun was intended or not :)

    7. Re:Votes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but I'm not sure about the "embarrass an entire continent" claim:

      Quite. I think Mr. Clinton's wounds there were rather self-inflicted. Just goes to show that the US is capable (?!) of putting someone in high office who lacks "common sense."

      "they're trying to sack him because he had an affair? Those crazy Americans!"

      Sigh. Alas, that's they way to sell newspapers and get ratings points. If it had been just an affair, there would not have any impeachment proceedings. The real issue was perjury -- lying under oath -- something that would get anyone else tossed into prison, and job loss to go with that.

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    8. Re:Votes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It MUST have been her who did the embarassing, because Bill Clinton did not have sex with her.

    9. Re:Votes by mitheral · · Score: 1

      She didn't embarrass an entire Continent. Up here in Canada we were amused. I'd imagine Mexicians felt the same.

  21. thing of the year? by EVuL_C · · Score: 1

    The top on my list for time would be a group cover featuring Rob Malda and the rest of the brigands that started and maintain slashdot.

    All of you who run this place, whoever you are should be held in high regard for changing the way I [and at least a few other people ;)] read my news on the net.

    Capitalism pisses me off.
    Patent wars piss me off.
    People flooding the internet with advertising and money grubbing schemes piss me off.

    Slashdot does NOT piss me off. :)

    I need more things in my day that bring me satisfaction that reading Slashdot does.

    -C

    1. Re:thing of the year? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wipe your nose....it has some browstuff on it.

    2. Re:thing of the year? by EVuL_C · · Score: 1

      Why the hell would there be brown stuff on my nose? I am not kissing the boy's asses. What difference would it make if I did?

      What would they give me if I did kiss their asses? Maybe perm moderator status so I could rid of shitposts like yours? What an idea :)

      -C

    3. Re:thing of the year? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you need an education and a life

    4. Re:thing of the year? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Capitalism pisses you off? Please tell me why you don't live in Cuba or China?

      Capitalism means you get paid what you're worth, socialism and communism means you get paid what's left over after all the homeless, shiftless, and lazy (like all you Open Source users who can't code your way out of a paper bag) get done taking from it.

    5. Re:thing of the year? by gaijin · · Score: 1

      Capitalism comes in many flavors, just as
      socialism and communism do. Please leave off
      the tired "love it or leave it" rhetoric. It's
      a simplistic and silly way to look at something
      as complex as human social behavior.

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      A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man -Jebediah Springfield (a.k.a. Hans Sprungfeld)
  22. Yes.. by JonKatz · · Score: 1


    I think it makes some sense when you're singling out Churchill, who saved the world, or Gorbachev, who ended the Cold War..Maybe even Gates in some context..but I agree, it's a weird notion as applied to e-commerce

    1. Re:Yes.. by QuMa · · Score: 3

      Even for people like Churchill. Yes, he did his job nicely.Still, there are quite a few people who could have done it too, but where doing something else important. Like being in the resistance etc. And even if we did want to compare, we are in no way capable of judging what would have happened without those people. Who knows, maybe if Churchill (and the many others on the allied side) had failed, hitler would still have commited suicide, a new furer would have come, who'd transformed the world into a utopia (yes, with freedom and all). Unlikely. But possible.

    2. Re:Yes.. by ethomas8 · · Score: 1

      On ending the Cold War, let's not forget that a certain American, a president named Ronald, played just a *small* role in accomplishing that feat. A role much more important than that of Gorbachev, I'd venture to say.




      Josh

    3. Re:Yes.. by bjohnson · · Score: 3

      Ahh bite me. I'm tired of the deification of that second rate actor.

      Reagan was not taken prisoner by a bunch of generals attempting a coup because of what he did to end the cold war. Gorbachev was.

      Ronnie Ray-Gun talked trash, and spent a gazillion of (partly) _my_ %%#$!@# tax dollars on the military because he listened to a bunch of toady CIA spooks telling him what he wanted to hear, that the "Evil Empire' _was_ a dangerous threat rather than the truth, which was that they were a barely functioning ex-superpower teetering on the brink of bankruptcy, whose soldiers _could_ have invaded Europe...

      ...for about fifteen miles, until their tanks ran out of gas because their commanders had sold it all on the black market to buy food.

      Gorbachev _ended_ his form of government, ushered in democracy, and got himself sacked and almost shot for his troubles.

      RayGun sat around, spent money and smiled in a senile fashion.

      Now tell me who did more?

    4. Re:Yes.. by DefConOne · · Score: 2

      You obviously haven't seen any of the *Secret Service of the Air* movies, or you'd agree that Reagan is far from a second rate actor -- he was much worse than that.

      On a more serious (but no less true) note, I have a hazy recollection of Gorbachev saying that the U.S. military buildup in the 1980's PROLONGED the Cold War because it made the Russians distrust the U.S. far more than they already did, which made them more reluctant to admit that their socioeconomic system was failing.

  23. Right on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think you've got a point, I don't like that Bezos guy :)

  24. I agree by DGregory · · Score: 1

    I might've put Jeff Bezos of Amazon.com as man of the year maybe in 1997 or 1998 but certainly not in 1999. This may be the first year that online shopping becomes more mainstream, but Amazon isn't in the forerunners of new ideas anymore.

    I'm not really sure WHO I would pick... lots of things happened in 1999, and I'm not sure who would deserve such an honor. After all, is some rich famous person really that much better than the behind the scenes people who don't get any credit? It's like the Miss America pageant... is some beautiful chick who wants to save the environment really better than an ugly one who is actually DOING something to save the environment. The ideas don't necessarily make the labor.

  25. Re:a tough question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Man, you're really nuts....

    Oh, and by the way...

    YOUR TIME IS OVER!!!! MCDOUGAL IS THE NEW FIRST POST MASTAH!!!

    I AM THE LLAMA THE SHIT ON YOUR DOORSTEP!!!

    I AM THE FIRST POST MASTAH!!!

    MCDOUGAL THE LLAMA IS YOUR KING!!!

    BOW DOWN!!!!

  26. Re:I nominate Whoop by JonKatz · · Score: 1



    You sure have my vote

  27. Person of the Year by Phrogman · · Score: 2

    My vote goes for Tim Berners-Lee as the inventor of the web as first choice. No web - no Slashdot (no websites at all), no Linux (most of the collaboration that made Linux possible was done over the net), no Apache (since there would be no websites), and very likely no Open Source Movement (since exchanging those Open Source/ GPLed programs is somewhat difficult via BBS or the mail). And without Tim I would be currently without a job!

    My second choice would be Linus Torvalds - since Time's Man of the Year (sic) is usually someone who had an impact THAT YEAR. Linux has come-into-its-own/received-the-bulk-of-its-hype this year even though its been around for a while previously.

    Personally I think the whole Time MOTY thing is somewhat silly. So many people do extraordinary things in any one year that picking out one to laud is laughable.

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    1. Re:Person of the Year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, but this is the Man of the Year... Tim Berners-Lee may have invented the web (and very useful it is) but what has he done THIS year??? As for Linux Torvalds - yes, I would agree, this year Linux has really hit the media. I would agree overall though - picking any one person is just daft (though Amazon does seem to have lead the way in the online shopping scene). I wouldn't vote for anyone in such a nebulous field anyway. It's not a major change - just a different approach to shopping. Politicians or totally new industries (as Apple/IBM were at the start of the PC era) are the only ones to make a real change globally. Cheers, Robin

    2. Re:Person of the Year by orcus · · Score: 1

      I believe you are making the quite common misconception that WEB == INTERNET.

      This is not true - the internet was around before the web - along with email and usenet - which
      were probably more important to the development of Linux.

      All Tim did was make the internet more accessible to more people...

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    3. Re:Person of the Year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hear, hear! Took the words right out of my mouth. I was using "the net" in the mid 70s.

      Usenet is the womb of Linux. Linus' first post is already historic.

      I believe it wasn't until this year that RH put up its first www sites for downloads. Most major Linux sites still rely on good old fashioned ftp.

      RoadRunner may be coming to my town soon, but I think I'll skip it, despite the speed, unless they nix their official policy that E-mail and usenet are "value added" services.

      Of what use is my E-mail getting lost really, really quickly?

    4. Re:Person of the Year by GruikMan · · Score: 1

      > No web - no Slashdot (no websites at all), no Linux (most of the collaboration that made Linux possible was done over the net)

      OK for slahsdot - well, a website without web would be quite irrelevant, wouldn't it? - but you seem to imply the web is the only thing that ever existed on the net... ftp, gopher, archie and others allowed file/data/information sharing long before the web ever existed. Sure, the web can be considered a "better" medium, and sure, hypertext has enourmous advantages, but ftp is still widely used to exchange Open Source/GPLed programs, for example. Open source would have existed without web; indeed, it existed before the web existed.

      Cheers
      GruikMan

  28. Elizabeth Dole by JonKatz · · Score: 1



    I thought she invented the Internet?

    1. Re:Elizabeth Dole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, Elizabeth Dole invented the banana. Come on, Katz, get your shit together.

      (Oh great, now I can't get that stupid "B-A-N-A-N-A" song out of my head ..)

    2. Re:Elizabeth Dole by Mononoke · · Score: 3
      No, but she had a hand in the Viagra market.

      Now, get that image out of your head.


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  29. Free coupon lady ? by Hall · · Score: 1
    I might pick the housewife in Dayton, Ohio who put up a website to give away free coupons

    Huh ?? Never heard of this one, but probably should have, given my circumstances !

    1. Re:Free coupon lady ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      can anybody give me the URL of this website by tge housewife in Dayton, Ohio ? please mail to fastmover@123india.com

  30. Pick Your Peg by Effugas · · Score: 3

    Jon, are you pushing too much corporatism on Bezos?

    Are you taking your personal peeves and using them to beat Time's selection of Person Of The Year over the head?

    I am in absolute agreement over the coming corporatism conflicts with individualism, but Bezos is just nowhere near obsessed enough with profit to be representative of the money-at-all-cost ethic. Amazon's patent lawsuits are driven far more by myopia than actual plan, and will probably be dropped once the christmas season ends anyway. Worst case scenario, they're an example of "never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity."

    Katz, email me if you actually read this message. I have something WRT Amazon I'd like to discuss with you.

    Yours Truly,

    Dan Kaminsky
    DoxPara Research
    http://www.doxpara.com

    1. Re:Pick Your Peg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know that people on Slashdot don't like to think about capitalism in a serious way, but perhaps you should. Corporatism will never clash with individualism. Why you ask? Well, you see, when you go to get a job in capitalist society you sign a contract that says what you will do and for how much pay. If the terms are disagreeable, you do not sign. In a socialist society, you are assigned to a job, or, even better (and this is more like the Open Source movement), they simple put a heavier yolk on a smart guy and let you kick up your heels. Unless individualism means being turned into a pack animal or being afraid to raise too high to avoid becoming one, I think you can see that capitalism is a proponent of individualism.

  31. Melissa by ronfar · · Score: 1

    Oh, come on, if she got on the cover of Time I'd finally get to see her and I'm curious about the woman the virus was named after. All I know about her is that she's a topless dancer here in sunny Florida and the Melissa virogen appaently thought she was hot. Heck, it could be the first ever issue of time with a centerfold...

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  32. This is NOT Flamebait - but consider Bill by consume · · Score: 1
    Think about what Mr. Gates has brought us this year:
    1. Win2K (well, not exactly)
    2. Enough Bugtraq posings to choke an exchange cluster....

      ...AND....

    3. The Findings of Fact. Beautiful....
  33. Hellmouth of the Year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm surprised Katz didn't vote for the poor, mistreated Columbine Killers and all those kids out there who got in trouble for threatening people's lives in jest as the Net people of the year. He sure wrote about them enough.

  34. I think Times Magazine was Right! by jd · · Score: 3
    The brains behind Amazon -should- be on the front cover! He is the perfect person to put there!

    Sacrilige! You cry. But wait! Stop and think for a moment. Every single celebrity to feature on the cover of this magazine has suffered terrible misfortune. The Times Curse has a long reach, with those it pastes on it's front cover suffering public humiliation, bankrupcy, personal disasters and even (in the case of Pricess Diana) death.

    Why should we wish such ill-fortune on our brightest and best? Or, indeed, any other fellow human being? Nay! It's far, far better that Amazon.com has called upon this evil fate, than for it to have befallen any suffering member of the human race.

    I applaud Amazon for it's courage and bravery, to direct this evil Curse upon itself, to spare humanity further pain. I think it best if we send our condolences to the directors.

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    It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
    1. Re:I think Times Magazine was Right! by Wellspring · · Score: 1

      Stop and think for a moment. Every single celebrity to feature on the cover of this magazine has suffered terrible misfortune. The Times Curse has a long reach, with those it pastes on it's front cover suffering public humiliation, bankrupcy, personal disasters and even (in the case of Pricess Diana) death.

      On that basis alone, I nominate socialist and geek wannabe Jon Katz as Time Man of the Year.

      They're a book store. A book store. Let's get some perspective here. They have made a tremendous difference in how ordinary people view the web-- ie as a user, not as a spectator. On that basis, three cheers for them-- that's pretty important.

      I may not like how they stand on this patent issue, but others are just as guilty. This is a temporary problem-- it has to be solved, but I guess I am more optimistic than most that Amazon's competitors won't just sit there and let the system be abused.

      In the meantime, people who can't find the tilda on their keyboards are enjoying the web, using it to learn and have fun, and to get products they like more efficiently and without driving anywhere. And Linux and the Open Source community are making out like bandits on Wall Street. This is what we've wanted all along.

    2. Re:I think Times Magazine was Right! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And who's been on the cover of Time more than any other person? The virgin Mary!

      -Dave Turner, AC of convinience

  35. Young, Bowie. by Daltorak · · Score: 1

    Rob Young, love him or hate him, has also made a notable contribution to the net this year, for it was his company, Red Hat, that first demonstrated to the larger world that you can build a successful company by pursuing your dreams. He's a good orator and promoter of Linux, and a lot of people bought into the belief that Linux really is the future of computing on the Internet. While some (many) disdain the fact that people refer to "Linux" and "Red Hat" interchangably, we should all be happy that they're here with us, supporting the Linux community.

    Another name of my list, equally important in a different fashion, is David Bowie (whose website is here). No, he's not a tie-dyed Linux boy, but have you seen the extent of what this guy has done this year? He practically concocted the first major "aid" event that had its roots in the Internet community (that's NetAid). It's so important that, in today's high-paced, high-technology world, the people who need our help the most aren't the mindless goobers who live and breathe Microsoft products, it's the children and families who are destitute in so many areas around the world.

    It's easy to forget, but suffering takes many forms in this world. It's highly commendable that people like him (and U2's Bono), who are in a position that they don't have to give a damn, are trying to make a difference. The net is a great way to communicate this message, since so many people (with money) are here, online.

    Daltorak.

    1. Re:Young, Bowie. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.negativland.com

      Bono?? Please.

    2. Re:Young, Bowie. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The first people that proved to the world that you could build a business by pursuing your dreams *in this century alone* would probably be the Wright Bros. Many thousands have followed.

      And they had it really tough. Many thought it really couldn't be done. Against the very laws of nature.

      So far Bob Young has only done what Bezos has done, convinced investors that it MIGHT work someday.

      The Wright Flyer really DID fly. Neither Red Hat nor Amazon has yet demonstrated the validity of their model.

  36. Entity of the Year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I vote for tiny plankton and similar creatures, without whose tireless efforts our oceans would die, thereby beginning the eventual death of everything on the planet.

    I am especially fond of plankton (and similar creatures) for the fact that they sacrifice themselves in uncounted trillions so that we may live.

    Jeff Bezos, on the other hand, is merely a giant tool. . . in every sense of that word . . .

    1. Re:Entity of the Year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, a post of Slashdot glorifying self-sacrifice? Who would have ever imagined it? (Sarcasm drips slowly to the floor)

  37. Steve Jobs has done more for me than Amazon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It has been argued that Jobs has already changed the world... desktop computing (on any platform) is what it is today because of Apple's R&D. And in this last year, Jobs has continued to revolutionise the state of personal technology and how it affects me... many times more than what Amazon has done for me.

  38. I click music shopping by Wah · · Score: 2

    I dunno about Amazon.com (or is it .org, I can never remember) revolutionizing the way I buy books, but I know Napster has revolutionized the way I buy music. Free Beer for all. (now it's just a matter of waiting for the laws^H^H^H^Hhangover.)

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  39. HTML formatting problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Jonathan's article was squeezed out by the table
    column on the right side. The article only got
    about 50% of the table width and consequently took
    up about 10 pages when usually it's much more
    reasonable.

    FWIW. I use Slashdot as the example of "perfect"
    e-zine formatting so I'd hate to see a problem.

  40. Man of the year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, I guess it just goes to show you have simple-minded the vested interests at time are. How many shares do you think Time has of Amazon in comparison to MS? I mean, MS has been expanding for the whole decade. It only took one judge to pop the bubble, and sheep like Time just close their eyes and look for the next shepherd. The stock market is running the show now children, and we cannot have individual ideas running amok in the marketplace. You must conform, and if you don't like the Bezer, too bad. Get a portfolio because you're neighbours wife's best friends cousins uncle has one too! And you'll feel much better know that your man is the man of the ____(your choice of timeframe). Remember children.... buy low, sell high, and don't do anything on your own. Join the crowd. Take the path most travelled, and never speak your mind, only what you read in the prospectus. Only the size of your portfolio matters.

  41. You'ge all got it wrong! by dkh2 · · Score: 1
    I think the choice for person of the year should be fairly obvious. Look at who produces the most bandwidth on /. afterall! Just a cursory analysis of this persons knowledge of all things nerdy, social, political, or otherwise makes them the obvious choice.

    That is why my nomination for person of the year goes to:

    Anonymous Coward

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    Una piccola canzone, un piccolo ballo, poco seltzer giù i vostri pantaloni.
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    My office has been taken over by iPod people.
    1. Re:You'ge all got it wrong! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you. I for one would like to thank all of the little people who got me here. I'd also like to thank my parents Unattributed and Author Unknown. It is only by their constant love and support that I am able to provide such a wide variety of opinions each and every day. I am everyman. Thank you again.

    2. Re:You'ge all got it wrong! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Truly, this would have probably been a better representation of the Internet at large than that Bezo dude.

  42. Man of the Year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I nominate Open Source Natalie Portman as Man of the Year!

  43. Corporatism : personal value is net value. by Signal+11 · · Score: 1

    The subject line sums up my feelings on this topic. Most of society believes that personal wealth is a direct causation of personal character and ability. As a result, polls which are taken of the general population will reflect this. Jon is only trying to, albeit verbosely, to point this out.

  44. Re:Votes (OT) by belbo · · Score: 1
    Singlehandedly? Looked more like badmouthing to me ;-).

    Best wishes

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    "Just believe everything I tell you, and it will all be very, very simple."

  45. Then I nominate myself! by georgeha · · Score: 1

    You never worked in tech support.

    I did my time there, over 6 years, and I mostly escaped in 1999, so I deserve it!

    You never worked in tech support?

    You never worked in, tech support?

    You never worked, in tech support.

    You! Never! Worked in Tech Support?

    apologies to T. Pynchon.

    George

    1. Re:Then I nominate myself! by Signal+11 · · Score: 1

      Cute. =)

    2. Re:Then I nominate myself! by llywrch · · Score: 1

      You never escape tech support.

      The lusers come for you at night, drag you helplessly from your warm bed into the converted warehouse filled with second-hand cubicles, tie you down to a chair & tape a headset to your head, forcing you to spend hours supporting a product you never saw before for people who are genetically unable to tell which end of a floppy disk does into their computer.

      No wait. That was a dream I had the other night. Never mind.


      Geoff

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      I think I see a trend here. Maybe for them it really would be easier to muzzle the entire internet than to produce p
    3. Re:Then I nominate myself! by Biff+Cool · · Score: 1
      Yes it was just a dream... don't worry... sleep well...

      Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.

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      Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.
      -- H. L. Mencken

    4. Re:Then I nominate myself! by Cvandal · · Score: 1

      Guns.

      Lots of guns...

    5. Re:Then I nominate myself! by sinergy · · Score: 1

      That's no dream! You were recieving my telepathic call for help from my IBM cubicle!

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      ...
    6. Re:Then I nominate myself! by fluxrad · · Score: 1

      heh, i did my time too. i'm telling you though, tech support workers should get hazard pay. I've seen what happens when the guy with the broken cup holder on his HP Pavillion calls back one too many times..it isn't pretty.

      Internal clause: Internal Helpdesk people have deen denied right to post to this thread due to the luxury of supporting only corporate users. If you think that's hard, try listening to Farmer John use his three teeth to explain why the thingy broke off the big white deal over yonder. "it looks like it should be on there somewhere, what's your opin - hold on a sec' - shaddup darlene next time i'm gonna use the trowel!" I've heard em do it. Hicks are multitasking - they can beat their kids and get tech support from AOL at the same time. Fascinating!

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      "It is seldom that liberty of any kind is lost all at once." -David Hume
  46. My nomination... by Wah · · Score: 2

    Time Magazine never had anything against nominating an inanimate object or concept,

    an Inanimate Carbon Rod!!!

    (don't laught at Inanimate Carbon Rod)

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    +&x
    1. Re:My nomination... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In rod we trust!

  47. Re:Votes (OT) by belbo · · Score: 1
    Singlehandedly? Looked more like badmouthing to me ;-).

    Best wishes

    tom

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    "Just believe everything I tell you, and it will all be very, very simple."

  48. Give Bezos a break... by costas · · Score: 5

    I said this in the previous discussion, but I think it bears repeating: Give Bezos a break.

    I assume that most of the /. crowd was on the Net before 1995. For those of you that were, which was the first website to conduct serious "e-commerce", selling real things, not just shareware or porn? Amazon.com.

    And Amazon not only has become the de-facto Internet bookstore (when you post a link about some obscure book, how many times do you go looking for it on bn.com?) but also the gold standard for e-commerce sites.

    Amazon may not be the world's best or most profitable Web company (incl. patent rant here) but noone can deny that Bezos had a vision and worked hard to make it a reality. And by doing so he legitimized commerce over the Internet which is really the primary reason, us techies are doing better now than any other professional group.

    I was hoping for better memory from this crowd...

    engineers never lie; we just approximate the truth.

    1. Re:Give Bezos a break... by gfxguy · · Score: 2
      Why is this score 2? Plenty of people were selling stuff (legitimate stuff) on the net before Amazon. I bought independent CD's in 1993 - these people were the one's breaking the chains, they knew their music was good enough, if not commercial enough, and idependently pressed and sold their CD's through the internet.

      There were also TONs of online places selling other things: comic books, reservations. You could book a hotel room in Las Vegas thanks to the "visionaries" at manifest.com - the first company to put Vegas casinos (no, not gambling) online.

      More people had better visions and worked a lot harder and are actually making it work! He didn't legitimize anything, he jumped on the already emerging bandwagon...he just picked an area (books) that hadn't been tackled yet. Is that really a visionary? He looked around asking "what can I sell?", and said "Hey, no big companies are selling books yet!"

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      Stupid sexy Flanders.
    2. Re:Give Bezos a break... by JonK · · Score: 1
      ... and this is a good thing? As someone who predates the wibbly-wobbly web by some years (I got my first Internet email account in 1990 - when I was a lad, we though Gopher was the last word in distributed hypertext systems ) I remember what the Net was like before ecommerce, Cantor & Siegel, AOL etc. IMHO, it was better.

      Then again, I don't see commerce as the be all and end all of human existence - I'm aware that this makes me a pinko commie faggot who stands against the good ol' USofA - and I pity those people who can't see past the next pound/dollar/
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      Cheers

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      Cheers

      Jon
    3. Re:Give Bezos a break... by JackiePatti · · Score: 2
      It's not JUST about making money. I mean, Amazon looks like that NOW, with selling everything under the sun and all, but that's NOT what it was about when they started.

      It's about books, knowledge. It's about going into my local Barnes and Noble and being told they could not get me a specific psychology book from one of the main names in psychology, because their distributor didn't have it. And my library interlibrary loan couldn't get it either.

      Censorship doesn't have to be planned or overt to be effective. When Amazon began, it was the antithesis of censorship. Amazon got me any damned book I wanted - if it was in print. And if it wasn't, they'd look for it at used bookstores.

      I was a book addict LONG before I got addicted to being online. I thought Amazon was the greatest thing since sliced bread.

      I got children's books I remembered from my childhood but couldn't find anywhere else for my nieces. I got books banned for import into Canada for being too pornographic (you try getting a normal bookstore employee to even seriously HEAR that you want a copy of "Macho Sluts," let alone order it for you). I got ANY book I wanted, by clicking and waiting for the package to show up.

      I also remember when the net wasn't filled with all these idjits, when it was a place to play and the companies I worked for didn't know it existed. I remember when September happened in September, not all the damned time. And I remember when, as a chemist myself, a geek friend of mine told me about this terribly cool new thing called the hypertext protocol - and how it would make the net "user friendly" and how horrid I thought that was - I foresaw perpetual September and didn't want it. (Ironic as I now work in web development and have spent the past week on the phone with users talking them through filling out a form on our intranet ...)

      But that doesn't mean Amazon wasn't terribly cool when it started. Sure, it's not nearly as cool now. And I agree that I don't really see Amazon as the accomplishment of the year - maybe a few years back, but not today. But that it's just basically a big old boring mall dedicated to selling any damned thing today doesn't change that it was a terribly cool thing when it began.

    4. Re:Give Bezos a break... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's great, there were a few small dinky shops selling stuff most people don't want. That's a real revolution. A new way for people to sell junk no one wants. Amazon brought mainstream shopping to the internet and brought along the people with it. Like it or not, thats how it is.

    5. Re:Give Bezos a break... by acroyear · · Score: 2

      "independent CD's" ?? Hell, i remember buying mainstream and imports off cdconnection.com and cdeurope.com when they were TELNET based interfaces, back when i was still in college (92 or 93 or thereabouts...); before CDNow, at any rate (which also was around before Amazon i believe...

      Nothing Bezos has done (personally or his company) has been in any way dramatic, earth shattering, inventive, innovative, or creative...or for that matter, profitable!

      perhaps the sorting of reviews for products and the "people who bought this bought these too", but those are just aids for selling made convenience because the database is always accessable (which it isn't for a walk-in store). If walk-in stores kept those kinds of records, they would provide those kinds of services...

      But when a store DID keep that kind of a record (Monica bought X for Bill Clinton), the store got NAILED for violating privacy rights (if not legally, then at least in PR).

      Amazon is nothing but Brand-Name Recognition for a commodity service. That they used the web instead of mailorder catalogues means nothing in the bigger picture of things.

      The _real_ power of the web is the eventual elimination of middle-men consolidators like Amazon. When you want something, go directly to the author or publisher (through their public relations systems, whatever they are) and cut out the middleman profit. We shouldn't have to keep paying for people to move stuff from one warehouse to another warehouse before it gets to us. Buy from the first warehouse.

      (counter -- I do recognize that the other services provided by Amazon or CDNow are "one-stop shopping" and the "express delivery" infrastructure that smaller publishers like, say, DGM (King Crimson) don't have the ability to support profitably...but eventually, the smaller groups will, and when something appears approaching a single-electronic-ID to represent you and your credit (and it WILL happen in our lifetime), then the advantage of one-stop shopping will also go away soon...

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      "But remember, most lynch mobs aren't this nice." (H.Simpson)
      -- Joe
    6. Re:Give Bezos a break... by costas · · Score: 1
      The _real_ power of the web is the eventual elimination of middle-men consolidators like Amazon. When you want something, go directly to the author or publisher (through their public relations systems, whatever they are) and cut out the middleman profit. We shouldn't have to keep paying for people to move stuff from one warehouse to another warehouse before it gets to us. Buy from the first warehouse.

      IMNSHO, the real power of the web is that middlemen can become "thinner" and "broader". I.e. they take less overhead on a transaction and can support more suppliers and customers. Witness Amazon.com, eBay, Yahoo, mp3.com, mysap.com, etc. Most people do not want to go into the trouble of finding all suppliers, comparing prices, etc., etc. Middlemen didnot (and will not) go away; they will just get smarter.

      All that disintermediation stuff was so much Wired talk way back in 1996...
      engineers never lie; we just approximate the truth.
    7. Re:Give Bezos a break... by acroyear · · Score: 1

      Alright, I'll (partially) conceed this one.

      How about an alternative -- where the middlemen goes even thinner (but not as thin as ebay). The "middlemen" act as a "outlet mall" -- one common location, one everything-plus-kitchen-sink catalogue, one credit-card transaction event. But no inventory...the system breaks up the transaction request automatically, sends the payment and shipping order back to the manufacturer, who builds or finds the items and sends them to you directly.

      Nobody but the original manufacturer has to deal with the warehousing or the shipping. The only real hassle is the protocol agreements that allow the "retailer" (such as it is) to be aware of out of stock items to keep customer satisfaction alive. The profit would not come from per-transaction sales, but (like the grocery store or software store model) in the suppliers bidding to have their products included in the catalogue.

      Of course, in todays world, I should have kept that first paragraph above a secret and, and build a patent-protected web business out of it...oh well... :)

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      "But remember, most lynch mobs aren't this nice." (H.Simpson)
      -- Joe
    8. Re:Give Bezos a break... by costas · · Score: 1

      In case anybody is wondering, it's been done: my company does this and so do others.

      For example, today's deal between Oracle and Boeing for a business-to-business portal on aircraft parts (an industry that definetely needs info infrastructure) is an example of how middlemen are becoming more prevalent on the Web --just thinner and smarter.

      Actually, if you think about it, the Web has added more levels of middlemen than the "real world" has ever needed. I mean, we're here discussing an article on a site that provides links to other sites that provide news. And as the Web grows, we'll probably need more middlemen... The big difference is that the end consumer actually loses less to the middleman (or in the case of say buy.com, nothing at all).


      engineers never lie; we just approximate the truth.

  49. A Judge for Man of the Year by JJ · · Score: 2

    My vote for man of the year goes to the judge in the Microsoft case. He stood up to Microsoft were even the Supreme Court would not in it's previous decision on Apple vs. Microsoft, the GUI wars. Everyone knows Microsoft is a monopoly, finally it has been decided legally. Of course, the trustbuster lawyer who argued the case for the government might not be a bad choice either. This case WILL change the computer revolution more than anything done by Amazon.

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    So long and thanks for all the fish . . . !!!
  50. My personal vote at this time of year... by CodeShark · · Score: 2

    Is for the troops of K4 in Kosovo and the other peacekeeping forces deployed world-wide, under the concept that "peace on earth, good will towards men..." is an idea that these men and women believe in strongly enough to be out there, putting their lives on the line every day.

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    ...Open Source isn't the only answer -- but it's almost always a better value than the alternatives...
  51. I nominate the Y2K bug. by RoLlEr_CoAsTeR · · Score: 1

    'nuff said

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    Insert mind here.
    1. Re:I nominate the Y2K bug. by kaniff · · Score: 1

      And the award for the most paranoia inducing event since The Cold War goes to..

      you guessed it.

    2. Re:I nominate the Y2K bug. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it is not paranoia...it is the LAWYERS...if we examine the event, say in March, as the litigation flys, I think we'll see some Lawyers getting rich and everyone else just paying out, one way or another...

      Down with the MAN, whomever he is...

  52. Oh that's easy.. by Jikes · · Score: 1

    Tim Sweeney, the main engineer of the Unreal Engine, which spawned a variety of shitty games, a fun pretty roleplayingish game, a mediocre but pretty game, and one of the best games of the year. Probably no single person before or since has done more to congest the net than TS, with the possible exception of that Carla Mack chick I keep reading about.

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    -troll taker
    1. Re:Oh that's easy.. by Pyromage · · Score: 1

      I would rather nominate John Carmack. Before you flame me, this ISNT an id vs. Epic post. I merely think that Carmack deserves in on the basis that he, and NOT Sweeny, had the courage to make a game that was totally off from what was sold before. UT & Q3A are good games, but I salute Carmack for not being afraid to take the first step.

  53. plankton are evil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    plankton are painful to go snorkelling with. so i contest your vote.

    1. Re:plankton are evil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's why you should go scuba diving

  54. A disappointing choise by PepperDude · · Score: 1

    Compared to some past "people of the year" who actually made a contribution, for better or worse, for mankind, Jeff Bezos is a disappointing choice. The concepts quoted from the Time article on six core values, etc. are not revolutionary. Many, many non-ecom corporations are spouting the same rhetoric now. "Focus on the customer" "cut costs", etc. Interestingly, part of Bezos'cost cutting includes moving away from custom code to off the shelf(http://www.techweb.com/se/directlink.cgi?IWK 19991115S0087) Elements of e-commerce truly are revolutionary. When I used E-bay for the first time, for instance, I thought that this was truly a new way to conduct transactions, to bring buyers and sellers together in a new, better way. But, e-com in the Amazon.com sense is not the second coming that everyone predicts. Like mail order, there is a limit to what transactions people will do on line. For instance, I can't ever see myself buying clothes online - the experience of examining the fabric, the seams, etc, prior to buying make this something I have to do the old fashioned way. When the e-commerce bubble bursts, and it will, it won't be pretty. I hope it doesn't drag the innocent along with it. In a year, Time's choice for person of the year may look vaguely ridiculous DP

  55. Shopping online by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How is shopping online different from any other kind of remote shopping? The only difference is that the 'catalogs' are interactive and exist only in virtual space.

  56. John Gotti by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not Bill - John Gotti. He's a better business man. Similar profit margins and no taxes! Plus when he exercises his power against the competition, you know he'll make sure they won't be testifying against him!

    1. Re:John Gotti by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      John is takin it up the butt at rikers right now.

    2. Re:John Gotti by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      John is in solitary 23 hours per day. They were afraid that he'd keep running the Gambino family from prison if they let kept him with the regular population. He is most certainly not taking it up the but and anyone who tries will probably wake up with his dick in his mouth.

  57. Is this like car of the year? by D3 · · Score: 1

    Motor Trend is notorious for 'selling out' their car of the year to the highest bidding car company. Basically, the car manufacturer that promises the biggest amount of advertising dollar spent gets to have one of their new vehicles named car of the year. Maybe TIME is doing the same thing? Anyone know if Bezos has sent them a large check?

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    Do really dense people warp space more than others?
  58. Linux and fish by BitPoet · · Score: 2

    Well, let's look at some pros and cons here:

    There's the linux-fish logo from thinkgeek.com

    You can eat fish, you can't eat Linux (Though you could eat Linus, I guess)

    Fish have adapted to their living enviornment. So has Linux

    Fish can swim. Linux can't.

    Fish smell after being out for awhile. Linux doesn't smell even after being left out for a great while.

    Fish DNA contains quite a bit more data than Linux' code. (I think)

    Fish have been around longer. The Selacanth (sp?)) have eluded extinction for millions of years.

    Both the Fish and Linux can perform distributed tasks (think Beowulf, think schools of pirhanas)

    Microsoft may be eaten up by Linux. If Gates died at sea, he would be eaten up by the fishes.

    Anyone care to add more?

    1. Re:Linux and fish by georgeha · · Score: 2

      You can tune a kernel, but you can't tuna fish.

      George

    2. Re:Linux and fish by sklein · · Score: 1

      Fish can swim. Linux can't.

      It would need a little help from the hardware guys, but I think Linux could swim nicely.

      cheers,
      sklein

    3. Re:Linux and fish by penfold · · Score: 1
      >Fish can swim. Linux can't.
      What if Linux were running on an HP Kayak?
      Kayaks can float.
      Which reminds me of a Simpson's quote:

      Homer: Donut?
      Lisa: No, thanks. Do you have any fruit?
      Homer: [offers some of the donut he's eating]
      This has purple stuff inside. Purple is a fruit.

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      Reality is like a Suitcase, we only take it out of storage when needed. -penfold
    4. Re:Linux and fish by fluxrad · · Score: 1

      actually i think they've developed a fish kernel module. Also, i believe in early Jan. of this year linux was ported to the Trout.

      In any event, look for a Dolphin and Shark distro coming in early 2001 - should be exciting.

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      "It is seldom that liberty of any kind is lost all at once." -David Hume
  59. bezos poll by hogwaller · · Score: 3

    Time has a poll at http://www.pathfinder.com/time/poy/
    asking whether or not you agree with Time's choice.

  60. Time is full of it anyway by naughtius_maximus · · Score: 1

    Let's not forget that Time's "Man of the Year" for 1936 (or was it '37?) was Hitler.

  61. Re:a tough question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I do not suck llama cock!! I am a llama!!! Get it right Trollmastah!!!

    Speaking of compromising, I've been trying to compromise with you ever since you showed your ugly face. I thought there was room for all of us. But apparently you are incapable of compromise.

    Also, how dare you accuse my associate, Mr. Mick, of using long words, when it is you in fact that's been using long words. What an attrocity!!! I just can't believe it!!! Oh the horror!!!

    Please, I'm giving you one last chance to compromise with us. We can all get along. Don't make me destroy you!!

    McDougal the llama

  62. My Vote by Anonynous+Coward · · Score: 2
    My vote is for JON KATZ!!!

    ...Just kidding, I still think he's a putz.

  63. How bout the creators of SlashDOT!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Come on peeps, not once did I see a mention of the creators of Slashdot, they are the ones that bring us this wonderful news everyday that we devour. Give them some credit too!

  64. LiGNUs by Andy · · Score: 1

    Glag to see Katz comments about Linus Torvalds. They will surely sit well on this bulletin board. But his use of the term open source is annoying and hypocritical. I mean the term was only invented to make free software more palatable to the corporate entities which he denounces in his article. I use the term free software and I hope you will too.

  65. What an unnecessary Bezos flame... by UM_Maverick · · Score: 3

    Wow..This article tears into Bezos for alot of stuff that really isn't his fault. Amazon.com was revolutionary a few years ago, when they were the first ones to do commerce online, on the scale that they're doing it. If it wasn't so revolutionary, how come it took Barnes and Noble almost three years to catch up? Also, this whole Bezos-is-evil-because-of-the-patent thing is out of control. The directors of a corporation have a legal obligation to do what is in the best interest of the shareholders. I agree that the patent is stupid, and everyone should be able to have one-click ordering, but it's not Amazon's fault that they did what they were legally obligated to do. If you want to bitch, send your complaints to the USPTO.

    I don't think that Bezos should be man of the year, but maybe he deserves a look for hindsight-man-of-5-years-ago...

    But, of course, that's just my opinion. I could be wrong

  66. What influence by McSnickered · · Score: 1

    Well I have to agree with Katz regarding the way Bezos has 'revolutionized' the way we shop. Cripes, it's catalog order without a telephone! Couldn't Time have at least used some imagination in coming up with someone that has actually done something revolutionary?

    How about the people involved with the peace process in Ireland? What are they ~ rump roast? Or the main force behind a free operating system that offers people a real choice, and the freedom and opportunities to compute for free? Or.... hello Time ~ is anyone in there?

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    They call me the working man. I guess that's what I am.
  67. The 'USER' by mitd · · Score: 1

    Recently I helped a group of senior citizens get wired. Looking at the wonder and excitement in their eyes I was reminded, "Its the USER stupid".

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    mitd -- Made in the Dark
    "One good thing about spam... You don't gotta answer it"
  68. Jon Katz! by Amphigory · · Score: 2

    Jon Katz. Hands down. After all, he's given us /so/ much interesting stuff to talk about.

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    -- Slashdot sucks.
  69. Thing of the year! by joshamania · · Score: 1

    An inanimate carbon rod!


  70. Sorry, But, Why Not Bezos? by dave_aiello · · Score: 4
    From an idealistic standpoint, I have some problems with the way Amazon is pursuing its case against Barnes and Noble. But, for the other 275 million Americans out there, our friends and neighbors who only visit Slashdot when they talk to us, people like Bezos really have made a splash this year.

    My father, a retired school teacher who lives in New Jersey, made his first on-line purchase this year. This is a man who does not own a computer, still does not have e-mail, and doesn't seem to be phased by it.

    He bought a book from Amazon.com as a gift for my uncle's birthday. Now, he has no idea about any patent disputes. He could care less about Amazon's reported tendency to SPAM people -- the people who annoy him most are the people who solicit charitable donations by phone between 6 and 9 PM.

    He just wanted to be able to order a gift for my uncle quickly and know that it would be delivered giftwrapped with his message on the card. He didn't have to call anyone. The whole process took a little over 5 minutes, and would have taken less time if he had ever used a mouse before.

    When someone like my father knows enough to go on-line and buy something from a place they heard about called Amazon, and he feels comfortable enough to do it himself, the impact of millions of similar transactions really can be considered a major change.

    So, you can pooh-pooh this all you want. But, the on-line shopping capability will be considered as revolutionary as the introduction of catalog / mail order shopping was in the 1800s.

    Once Time Magazine decided that this is the idea that best represents change in the year 1999, they simply had to pick a person that best represented the concept to the average person. I think they picked Bezos because the average consumer in North America or Western Europe had not heard of him, but had been exposed to the company that he created.

    Why does this bother so many people so much?

    BTW, I think Linus Torvalds would have been an excellent choice as well, because he represents the maturation of the non-Microsoft technology base. But, if you think about who Time Magazine's audience is, it's not really surprising that they picked Steve Jobs as a runner up to Bezos instead of Linus.

    Another point that I would like to touch on briefly is that Jobs resonates more with Time than Linus does because the average consumer does not buy technology -- they buy the products and services that are delivered via technology. So, as momentus as Linux and the OpenSource movement is from our perspective, it has not really exploded in the public's mind as much as the applications of OpenSource (i.e. the Internet and Internet delivered applications, like shopping) have.
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    Dave Aiello

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    -- Dave Aiello
    1. Re:Sorry, But, Why Not Bezos? by RayChuang · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the superb comments!

      I think people are missing the point about why TIME chose Jeff Bezos as their 1999 Person of the Year.

      Think about it--Amazon.com was one of the very first companies to take advantage of large-scale retail sales over the Internet. By the time Netscape and Microsoft spread web browsers everywhere for Windows 95 users during 1996, Amazon.com was already a well-established company selling books over the Internet.

      In many ways, Amazon.com has completely changed the nature of bookselling, period. Because Amazon.com has a huge selection of books, people could buy books that would have been difficult to do with conventional "brick and mortar" bookstores.

      Alas, the growth of Amazon.com (and its competitors, Barnes & Noble (bn.com) and Borders (borders.com)) has a big downside: it has essentially killed off the small, independent bookseller in a large fraction of the country. Here in the San Francisco Bay Area, stores that used to thrive before the arrival of Amazon.com have disappeared: Books, Inc., A Clean, Well-Lighted Place for Books, and a number of other stores (even Printers Inc. had to close its Palo Alto, CA store and concentrate on its Mountain View, CA store). Bookstores nowadays have to either cater to the niche market (Future Fantasy in Palo Alto, CA) or go the "superstore" route (the proliferation of Barnes & Noble and Borders).

      There are a few independent bookstores that are thriving (City Lights in San Francisco and Cody's in Berkeley), but these stores are also starting to get more niche in its marketing in order to survive against the online bookstores and the book superstores.

      But generally, Amazon.com has become the "prototype" of the online retailer. (Yes, there were online retailers on America Online before Amazon.com arrived on the scene, but Amazon.com was the first to cater to almost everyone connected to the Internet). Most every online retailer today, from online grocery stores like webvan.com to luxury item retailers like send.com, have been influenced by the pioneering efforts of Amazon.com.

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      Raymond in Mountain View, CA
  71. Bill Gates invented the internet by georgeha · · Score: 1

    I guess you haven't read the revised version of "The Road Ahead" where Bill talkes about he invented the internet the day after he invented DOS and the day before he invented magnetic media.

    George

  72. Linus -- the anti-Bezos by G27+Radio · · Score: 2

    Somehow I knew this article was going to happen on Slashdot. So I've had some time to think about my answer. My first thought was Linus Torvalds. But that just seemed too easy--not creative at all.

    So I thought about who else might be a better choice. Really I tried... In the end I still came back to Linus.

    Despite his accomplishments he remains humble. Despite his influence he refrains from wielding it like a sword. Despite his success he still leads a somewhat modest life. Yet he's become an icon.

    I think he's set an excellent example by sticking with what he believes is right and being honest with himself and everyone else. In doing this he encourages other people that feel the same to acheive their goals in the same way. We don't have to step on each others' necks to get somewhere in life.

    Let Time go ahead an nominate Jeff Bezos--it just goes to show what THEY respect in a person enough to make them man of the year.

    Linus is NOT the only one that deserves mention, obviously, but I'll leave that to everyone else.

    numb

  73. Net people of the Year by BoneFlower · · Score: 1

    Top of my list would be Tish Williams, who just did her last column for Upside today, and will be going to thestreet.com. She takes various tech business related events and delivers a commentary on it in a nonconventional way. Humour is a big thing, and if you are ever the subject of one of her pieces prepare to be insulted, even if she is being supportive. Shes awesome. And she cares about her readers, at least the hardcore ones. We are often mentioned in her articles, she will sometimes write about things we bring up. And every friday she answered readers letters, whether they be love letters, propositions for a four way, or serious discussion of her articles. And they are real letters, I've had one of mine replied to. there is a linked discussion board as well, where we discuss things from communism to Tish's latest pic. Tish herself often posts in it. There is even at least two fan sites, the main one at here I don't know where the other is off the top of my head. I think a journalist who can inspire such loyalty and devotion, and return it to her fans definitely deserves consideration.

    Other possibilities: Linus Torvalds(obvious)
    Jon Katz(For finally writing a reasonably concise article)
    Natalie Portman and those who make grits(For keeping the idiots from trying to post half baked ideas about the topic, and ensuring said idiots get moderated down)

  74. Short List by warpeightbot · · Score: 1

    I think Bob Young has to go at the top of my list. Having watched the CEO of a former employer go thru the IPO process, I learned it's one of the hardest things you can do to yourself.... without having to dodge Mindcraft, Caldera's Lizard, hordes of "yet another Microsoft" detractors, and getting away with putting the GPL into his initial SEC filing... all of which he did and still emerged with flying colors.... and worth how many zillion bucks? With which he promptly buys Cygnus, one of the more brilliant moves I've seen in the market at large. One gcc to compile them all, and in the darkness bind them. :)

    Second would be ESR, for this reason: The man is now worth more than most of us will gross in a lifetime, and he hasn't (so far) let it get to him. I kowtow to his superior Zen.

    Then there's Linus, of course. The man is unflappable, affable, utterly straight-shooting, and besides taking us from 2.2.pre to 2.4.pre in the space of a year and somewhat of an orderly fashion, there's Crusoe, whatever that is, but if he's hacking on it it's going to be ubercool (and may make him Man of the Year next year).

    I got one more dude that's probably going to get cheers on one side and jeers on the other... but for the mainstream, this guy has caused more waves, IMHO in a positive direction, than any other single person, at least from my Americentric viewpoint.

    Jesse "the Governor" Ventura.

    So there it is. Flame away.

    "We cannot legislate against all of the stupid things people will do." -- The Governor

  75. Yup... But not initialy.. by SvnLyrBrto · · Score: 3

    Actually, that year Steve Jobs was *supposed* to be the man of the year.

    Time diligently sent a reporter to interview Mr. Jobs for the story. The writer caught Jobs at a bad time, the meeting didn't go very well, and the reporter sent back an article that was basically just a smear job.

    Time realised that they couldn't print such a biased, mud-slinging article, and the reporter refused to rewrite it.

    Up againtst a deadline, Time dropped Steve Jobs, and settled on the personal computer.

    Or that's the way the stort goes anyway.

    john

    --
    Imagine all the people...
  76. "Net Person of the Year" by speek · · Score: 1

    You're right! Katz introduced that term. I wonder why he did that? The Time Magazine thing is called "Man of the Year".

    --
    First, make it work, then make it right, then make it fast, then, make it bloated!
    1. Re:"Net Person of the Year" by jawad · · Score: 1

      Actually, "Person of the Year".

  77. Former Senator George Mitchell... by HugoRune · · Score: 1

    ...for his excellent contributions in keeping the Northern Ireland peace process on track. Somehow that seems a far more worthwhile achievement than selling a few books.

  78. Bezos? by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

    I would have chosen Alan Greenspan as Net Person of the Year. It's his economic policies that are making the investment of venture capital and the IPO funding of the net possible.

  79. Lovers' tiff? (or just a fscking hypocrite?) by K. · · Score: 2

    You seemed to be pretty happy with the amazon experience when they were flogging your book in February (see here). Why the change of heart? Their business model hasn't changed. Could it be that you're just aping the actions of others? Do you ever do anything else?

    K.
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    -- Proud descendant of semi-nomadic cattle-herders.
  80. The New Instant Millionaire i.e the average Joe by OOPChugALug · · Score: 1

    Sure, the Fed may think that inflation is down - just because a basket of goods at the grocery store hasn't gained in value.

    But I can tell you that my - and most people's - most valuable possessions have rocked through the roof - my house , and my stock portfolio.

    Anyone with a company who has a 401k plan in the last 5 years has reaped astronomical rewards. Anybody fortunate to put 10 or 20% down on a house within the last 2 years has seen huge gains.

    These are heady times for all - and the valuations of the stock market and the massive amount of consumer debt incurred by the above average joe goes along with the territory.

    So, I choose all the baby boomers whose wealth has recently skyrocketed due to the roaring '90s.

  81. .sig by Signal+11 · · Score: 1

    Your .sig has expired... you'll probably want to point it somewhere new....

  82. flamebait? by georgeha · · Score: 1

    For what, saying that Amazon doesn't turn a profit?

    If you think that is flamebait, give me your address. I'll send you $ 900, you send me back $ 1000, and I'll nominate you man or woman of the year.

    I think Amazon's business model is incredibly risky, and too close to a Ponzi scheme for my liking.

    Whatever,

    George

  83. Re:goddamned fucking PC morons... by ErikZ · · Score: 1

    Oh really,
    Well tell me how many women YOU know that would be tickled to be called 'Man of the year'.
    If 'New Woman' had a 'Woman of the Year' contest and YOU won, would you be happy?

    I hate PC as much as the next guy, but this title needs to be chenged to something more gender neutral.

    Later
    Erik Z

    --
    Democrats or Republicans. They are both taking us to the same place and they are not afraid of us anymore.
  84. Congratulations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I've been trying to move/shove my career into Linux for a year, but people see my MS experience and shove me that way.

    Man is it frustrating, especially since I'm the sole money maker for my family, so I can't take a big financial hit:(

    oh well. congratulations to you and good luck :) G@eMourn.com

  85. TIME isn't a news magazine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They're in the commentary and entertainment business. They dropped the news slant when they suffered huge losses in the 80s from declining readership.

  86. Greed? by Tim+Behrendsen · · Score: 3

    Katz needs to get out more. Please explain to me how Jeff Bezos qualifies as "greedy". Oh, I forgot, if someone has more money than Jon Katz, then he must be greedy.

    And let me tackle this issue of profit ONE MORE TIME (by me and others). Amazon can make profit anytime they want. All they have to do is dial back their advertising. However, since they are smart (and clearly know more about business than Jon Katz -- not saying much), they have chosen to spend money on building their brand. This is why they are one of the top brands on the Internet. Jon, it's not rocket science. Go take a business class.

    I will grant you that the "patent issue" disturbs me. However, other than that, I have never gotten less than superb service from Amazon, and Bezos deserves every dollar he has earned. Yes, I know the concept of earning money is foreign to Katz, but some of us actually believe that people who provide thousands of jobs and provide a valuable service to the economy deserve what they make. Apparently all the Amazon customers agree.


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  87. Re:Tau, Tau, Tau.. by JonKatz · · Score: 2



    Why do you repeat my name three times? And actually I'd like to attract less attention..But the answer is, I do use MS cause I have to for my other writing, and although we get most of the quotes, some get thru..just a fact of life..Sorry, but probably won't change for awhile. I can live with it.

  88. QE2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    QE2, INNIT?

  89. We know, but same point.. by JonKatz · · Score: 1

    I made the point in the column that the selection is the most significant person of the year, not the best. The point of the column is that he isn't nearly the most influential...

  90. INTERNET SOCIETY- Vint Cerf and Gordon Howell yap by mlesesky · · Score: 4

    I was getting copied on the following through Internet Soc. I thought some of you might find it interesting. It starts with Gordon Howell, President, Electronic Commerce One writing the editors of TIME and then we see a reply from Vint Cerf. Pretty neat. Gordon also pushes for a deeper look into who has made a contribution to society. I think you all will enjoy this.....

    First Vint:
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    big smile

    v

    Now Gordon (you can take it from here):
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    At 10:46 AM 12/21/99 -0800, Gordon Howell wrote:
    vint --
    your modesty merely confirms my observations!

    I have nothing but admiration (and a teensy bit of envy!) for Jeff and wouldn't diminish his achievements. My point is that this award sets
    a milestone in history which will be looked at centuries hence. The long lens of history tells us that we don't by and large remember the names
    of the entrepreneurs who made their fortunes digging the California gold, but we *do* remember that it was Sutter's Mill where it all happened. (of course you might argue back that TCP/IP could look a little different in a century... :-)

    However I bow to your gracious decline of the "People who really matter Man of the Year award" and suggest that we collectively create the "Geek of the millenium Award" and bestow it on Jon Postel.

    Happy holidays to you. See you in the next century should the world still exist...

    -gordon
    Subject: Re: Time magazine "man of the year" choice
    From: "vinton g. cerf"
    Date: Mon, 20 Dec 1999 20:20:27 -0500
    X-Message-Number: 2

    Dear Gordon,

    Your letter to the Time editor is most kind. One imagines that the conventional wisdom is that business leaders have the most significant visibility when it comes to perceived impact. One has only to see the frequency with which Bill Gates is mentioned to appreciate this perspective.

    There is some truth to the idea that people who are able to unleash the energy of the business sector have the most significant impact on everyone else, even if they did not invent the technology that allows them to succeed. So on balance, I think it is not entirely inappropriate for Jeff Bezos to receive this recognition.

    Vint Cerf

    Wishing everyone: http://HaveAVeryMerryXmas.com/

    __________________________________
    Editor --

    I must express my diasappointment (and that of many of my professional colleagues in the Internet industry) at the choice of Jeff Bezos as Man of
    the Year.

    While all credit is due Jeff for his vision and drive, and being an inspiration to all the other budding .com entrpreneurs; he is more an example of 'right place, right time' with a huge PR achinge behind him than someone who has single-handedly really made a difference on the
    internet. In common with what many people are doing right now, Jeff creamed one of the more obvious candidates for Internet e-commerce.
    While my hat is off to a great web site and business, he has little more to offer than any number of other potential choices, if you are specifically looking for an 'e' entrepreneur. One might even argue that Steve Case of AOL has more right to this position, as he has brought more people into contact with the Internet than anyone else.

    However, to paraphrase Einstein, Jeff has only succeeded by standing on the shoulders of others, and I think that the final choice of the millenium really should have gone to one of these pioneers. In approximate order, I would suggest:

    1. John Postel. Without his selfless dedication to managing the underlying administration of the Internet, the Internet would not be where it is today. His tragic death late last year has been perceived as owing in no small part to the personal energy he committed to the cause which
    has made Jeff Bezos a wealthy man

    2. Tim Berners-Lee. As the acknowledged sole inventor of the World Wide Web, Tim has resisted what I suspect are hundreds of opportunities of lucrative employment, board positions, equity in in order that he can maintain an unbiased position as director of The World Wide Web Consortium -- the organisation devoted to managing the standards of the WWW.

    3. Vint Cerf. As one of the inventors of TCP/IP - the underlying protocol which make the Internet happen - Vint is a tireless promoter of the Internet and the need for social parity and the proper balance of regulation. His behind-the-scenes influence at the highest circles of government and corporations has been instrumental in keeping the Internet on course and out of proprietary hands. "The Internet is for Everyone" according to the founder of the Internet Society, and a key player in the development of the Internet Engineering Task Force (IETF), the key body defining the technical standards driving the net.

    An infuential publication such as Time needs to look behind the hype to find the real movers and shakers, and promote these people as the reason we - and Jeff - are where we are today.

    Sincerly,
    -gordon

    [have copied to members of the Internet Society for reference. My
    statements are purely personal however.]

    (for reference: Internet developer since 1983, founder of perhaps the UK's longest established Internet consultancy, co-founder of Scotland and England chapters of Internet Society, founder of Scotland's Internet Exchange, EuroAmerican internet business entrepreneur)


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    Gordon Howell, President, Electronic Commerce One

  91. Greed? Corporatism? Worst of the internet? by mescanne · · Score: 1

    Jon Katz's articles all seem to refer to the evils of corporatism and greed. I am baffled by this. Profit is the fundamental motive behind businesses in this economy. It can also be a significant motive for many individuals. According to my understanding of the world, the internet would not be where it is today if it weren't for this motive. Would it be so readily available, if it weren't for the profit motive of ISPs? Or telcoms providing the cables and networks, or Nortel/Cisco/whatever providing the equipment? Or the distributors distributing the goods? What about all of the hardware manufacturers, who, due to intense competition, are constantly striving to produce better goods at cheaper prices? (And succeeding.) Would technology be evolving as fast as it would, if it weren't for the currently massive incentives to improve the productivity of countless businesses? Everyone in the field is making a fortune because businesses can save so much money. (setting aside the stock market, there are still huge profits being made) It is also providing services to individuals where none existed before. Technology, without that profit motive, would largely remain some theoretical construct. It would have remained where the internet was when it was first founded -- as an academic & scientific interest. (Not that being that is bad -- just that it wouldn't be *nearly* as useful today as it is if it never changed from that.) From a pure technological point of view, there are many not-so-nice things out there. Microsoft, for instance. But Microsoft doesn't care about technology in and of itself, just as Amazon doesn't care about innovation or free speech by itself; Microsoft wants to sell and market the products people will most readily buy, which are not the most reliable, and Amazon will, to the limits of the law, make the most money possible (read: convince enough customers to buy from it), regardless of the consequences. Thankfully, in both cases it *does* involve some innovation and advances. Sometimes more, sometimes less. If it weren't for Microsoft's ease of use, would the internet be where it is today? (Seriously. It might be, but I'd argue that it played a strong role nevertheless.) As for Amazon and its patent lawsuits -- if I were an investor, I'd be disappointed if it did anything less. The problem isn't with Amazon -- it's his responsibility to go to the limits of the law to further his business -- but with the law itself. As an citizen, I'd object to the specific legalities. Personally, I wouldn't have him or Microsoft act in any other way.

  92. P.S. by JonKatz · · Score: 1

    I don't see any smart quote problems in this column, less somebody else on /. changed them..where are they?

    1. Re:P.S. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      don't be an idiot. Wright brothers didn't come up with the idea. not even close. they did have the first really successful flight --- and the best marketing, but they were hardly alone...

    2. Re:P.S. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Langley had the best marketing, and the full view of the world as his "flying machine" took its nose-dive into the Potomac. I didn't even have flight controls.

      The single most salient fact about the Wright Bros. deveopment of the aeroplane was the complete LACK of marketing and extreme secrecy which they fostered. Best marketing? It was years before they could convince most people they had even done it. They also wrote the book, litterally, on the theory of flight before they flew one foot, and it was 50 years before they were generally aknowledged to have gotten it right.

      Best marketing? Pah.

  93. And more influence, too.. by JonKatz · · Score: 0



    And one could argue these troops had more influence than Bezos as well.

  94. Net People of the Year... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Larry Page and Sergey Brin, inventors of Google. They have made web searching feasible again.

    (Now, the anti-flame disclaimers: I know Google's been out for more than a year, but this is the first year it's been out of beta, and has become popularly known. I also know Google is far from perfect, but it's a major step in the right direction.)

  95. you're crazy jon katz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hi, in response to your argument on slashdot on why Jeff Bezos shouldn't be man of the year.. Sure, Linus created Linux, but Linux wouldn't be where it is if it weren't for Alan Cox, Donald Becker, and online communities like slashdot, newsgroups, mailing lists etc.. Linux wouldn't be so robust if the GNU Model didn't already exist, if Linux didn't use a lot of the GNU tools, it would have taken Linus and Alan Cox years to bring linux to where it is today.. no emacs, no pine, no elm, no mutt, no vi, so picking Linus as man of the year would be unfair to all the people that helped him get there. It's like making Bill Gates man of the year.. the only difference is that Linus will recognize everyone who helped him with his OS.. which is fine and dandy.. but then it's not a man of the year.. but more of a product of the year, or a movement of the year.. My picks would be RMS or ESR.. they came up with the idea.. this is flame bait.. but if Linus hadn't developed Linux.. someone else would have developed some other OS with a cute little penguin for a logo.. but the ideals behind the OS (free, open source).. would all have been the result of the work of RMS and ESR. If Linux had never come about.. we would all be ranting and raving about FreeBSD or some other BSD. Secondly, you say that Ecommerce is nothing revolutionary.. are you out of your mind ? how often did were you able to shop for a book from the convenience of your bedroom at 3:00am ?, find out information on almost any product/ get a book review from more than just the publisher and the author at 2:30am ? could you order groceries off the web around 5:00pm right before you left work, and have them delivered to your apartment in nyc by 5:45pm.. just when u reach home ? how often were you able to handle a 14 hr work day.. and still be able to fit in time for shopping for christmas ? how much money did you save when you had to pay a retail store for it's salepeople/clerks/warehouses (with 80% of items in stock that you will never EVER buy)/electricity bills/office space ? now all you need is a good workflow, a good business plan, clerks to process orders, send everything via UPS or FEDEX, you don't need to hire trucks and drivers, or salespeople, or cashiers, you don't need large showrooms in every state to be sucessfull, just a few distribution centers around the country so you can deliver on a timely basis.. by doing all of this your revenue to profit ratio increases.. which means you can afford to give your customers larger discounts and still manage to keep your investors and shareholders happy. I don't agree with the lawsuit that amazon is filing against B&N, but it's a sign of a company that is losing millions and millions of dollars.. ever since barnes and nobles went online.. I've seen 4 different barns and nobles stores open up near my house.. yet no amazon store... someone is making money.. and it's not amazon.. so they're getting desperate and trying to get money from whereever they can. but saying that ecommerce is nothing new.. you're definately out of your mind on that one..

    1. Re:you're crazy jon katz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...sadly, the post was not properly formatted, so no one bothered to read it.

      :P

  96. Hmmm, seems to be gone now by Tau+Zero · · Score: 1
    If I recall correctly, it was in the possessive in this sentence:
    Will historians down the road really be poring over Jeff Bezos life and times on Amazon to define the history of the l990's, or even of the Internet?
    It appears that someone deleted it. (I hate it when history is changed! Hey, Slashdot crew: stop acting like the Ministry of Truth!)
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    --
    Time is Nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once... the bitch.
  97. Berners-Lee by Aaron+M.+Renn · · Score: 1

    I would just like to make a couple comments on Berner-Lee. Yes, inventing the web was cool, but he's also the driver a major change in the net that is not good. Namely away from the open process for setting standards based on the IETF working group model, and towards standards set by the corporate membership model of the W3C. Interestingly, I've read that Berners-Lee has basically dictatorial powers at W3C and that as part of becoming a member you have to agree that his word is the law there.

    In the new world of Net administration, users don't count for much, only corporations with enough dough to join organizations like W3C.

  98. Re:Praise to W. Richard Stevens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Agreed. He has had a huge influence on many.

    However, it's "W. Richard Stevens" not
    "Richard W. Stevens"

  99. i vote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    for firemen, paramedics, cops, nurses, volunteers of all stripes.

    1. Re:i vote by reptyle · · Score: 1

      Along this vein, I vote for the teachers in elementary, secondary, and all schools who taught me to read, write, and think in a procedural manner. Their efforts are, to a person, far more valuable than Bezos' ever could be.

      --
      If virtue is its own reward, jsut imagine what vice offers!
  100. would it be tempting fate... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    to say Natalie Portman?

  101. It could be worse... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know, I was watching ZDTV the other day (I feel so dirty!) and they had a panel of these shameless e-commerce turds that have sprung up. A number of them were arguing that Bill Gates should have won Man of the Year. Compared to that, I'd say the founder of Amazon.com is a pretty good choice. I think that Anonymous Coward guy should win Man of the Year sometime.. He's got some good things to say now and then!

  102. Jon Katz is a Microsoft addict by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For the love of holy sanity, Jon, WHY are you polluting yourself with using Microsoft merely for writing? I completely fail to understand. Why aren't you just using emacs, or even vi? And why aren't you running the demoroniser on slashdot submissions? Your posting are not legal HTML. Come on!

  103. Richard Stallman by Travoltus · · Score: 1


    Need I justify him as Man of the Year?

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    --- Grow a pair, liberals... stop letting the Republicans bully you!
  104. Stalin?? Katz is nuts! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Uh Katz, I'd rather have Bezos as man of the year anyday then Stalin who killed millions of innocent people. Also whats up with this man of the year crap anyway? Why do he have a comittee of people who we dont even know decide for us who the "important" people are. kow

  105. Re:goddamned fucking PC morons... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    get off it. man. mankind. look into the origins of this word and it is clear that, given context, it refers to all men and women. and men and women do not have gender. words have gender. men are of the male sex and women are of the female sex.

  106. Re:Praise to W. Richard Stevens by papo · · Score: 1

    You're right, I consulted now my copy of "Unix Network Programming 2nd Ed. Vol. 1". Sorry by my error. Thank you for correcting me.

    --
    "Learning, learning, learning - that is the secret of jewish survival" -- Ahad A'Ham
  107. Anyone independent by Oscarfish · · Score: 1
    Any hot Internet startup that hasn't been acquired or bought out (as Slashdot and Sharky Extreme have been). Nothing against these sites, but if a consumer has ten choices and nine of them merge together, what are you left with? A big winner and a tiny loser, or two losers if you count the consumer.

    When you merge together staples of the Internet like that, you're taking away choice (either intentionally or not) and that just seems like it goes against the entire impetus of the Web.

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    Oscarfish.com: tropical fish with attitude. Way t

  108. Right on. by Starbuck · · Score: 1

    I don't normally agree with katz, but I do this time. I wish more people realized that the rampant commercialism that is this holiday season (in the US for the most part) is really not what it's about. Same for the net... It's about freedom, free speach primarily, and the ease of sharing ideas with minds who are alike. I think i would have chosen Linus as well, but the programmers.... What about Larry Wall or Tom Christansen? Perl is the language of CGI that im gonna guess that about 85% of websites use if they have any CGI at all... This year has been about net interactivity.. we could give credit to the guys that made it possible? I know they aren't the only ones, but that's just my 2 cents. --Matt

  109. OPEN SOURCE NOMINATION by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i nominate elmer.

  110. Time Magazine by redd · · Score: 1

    Actually, you have a point here. Why is everyone here so worked up about who "Time Magazine" votes as person of the year, when noone here READS (or cares to read) it! I've certainly never popped into the newsagent with the intention of buying that glossy drivel to partake in its literary masturbation.

    It's a "fashionable" magazine for people with no identity, where the significance of "Man of the year" stretches about as far as its glossy back cover which is soon to be a crumpled up in a few peoples dustbins. There's 6 billion "person of the year"'s on this planet, and one rich billionaire (yes, that's why Time like him) does not constitute any more of a person than the next guy.

    Nominate yourselves. You all deserve it.

    1. Re:Time Magazine by mezzo · · Score: 1

      Hrm, just wondering then. What do slashdotters read for general news? What periodicals do people here subscribe to?

      (And my small friends would think that Pokemon should be the thing of the year.)

  111. Man of the Year? by Armin+Lenz · · Score: 1

    Hmm .. Time magazine, a regional publication covering about 5% of the world population, singling out and praising one man for something half of mankind can't even begin to understand. Tell me just how newsworthy that is? *yawn*

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    ProcessTree - Isn't it time your computers started paying for itsel
  112. Here's some more by hob42 · · Score: 1

    Person of the decade:
    GNU/Stallman.

    Person of the century:
    Linus. Because he's cooler than Charlie Brown.

    Person of the millenium:
    Harriet Tuxman. For helping to free the penguins.

    1. Re:Here's some more by SYS2066 · · Score: 1

      If it has to be a software person, Stallman ranks high on my list to. The father of Emacs should rank high on ANY list, as far as I'm concerned.

      The person of the century in general would be, in my case, Mahatma Ghandi. Ghandi showed the way to change things, for cross-cultural understanding and other things. He's my pick, and certainly not some corporate excecutive...

      // Simon

    2. Re:Here's some more by hob42 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, looking at it seriously, Stallman is one of my top picks (for something like the decade, not the year). The other two there are just humor. I want to say Torvalds should be on the list too, but he almost gets too much credit already. (not to insult him or Linux)

      Ghandi would be a great choice for person of the century. A friend at work has one of his quotes on her sigline: "We must be the change we want in the world." My wife also used a quote of his for a while, but I forgot what it was. It's pretty obvious he's left an impact on the world.

      Do you think anyone is gonna have quotes of Jeff Bezos in their sig in two or three decades? I didn't think so.

      -JuPo

  113. Jeff, spawn of Satan... by DeVilnis · · Score: 1

    I think it's quite strange that, as far as the tech community goes, some of the worst press Amazon.com in general, and certainly Jeff Bezos in partical has ever received is the decision by Time magazine to inflict the moronic "Man of the Year" award on him. Do you think perhaps Jeff called Time up, and said "Listen, Bob. You make me man of the year, and I'll give you and all of your friends a 40% discount on DVD's, and free shipping!". Yeah, right. I basically agree with most of the tech crowd on the point of the patent lawsuit against B&N - Thou shalt not store customer info in cookies because yea verily I hath done it first? TOTAL BS, but that's corporate America for you. The folks in Amazon's legal department probably subscribe to the eat or be eaten philosophy of business, because those corporations that don't (didn't) have long since been naturally selected out of the corporate gene pool. Is this justification for the personal attacks on JB? He was the diabolical mastermind behind the patent thing, right? Suuuuuure he was! He's also considering hiring Elvis as director of PR!

    Personally, the number one reason that I have seen people be apparently bitter about Jeff Bezos being "Man of the year" for is that Linus Torvalds, or anyone associated with any kind of hard technology, isn't.

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    1. Re:Jeff, spawn of Satan... by lunatik17 · · Score: 1
      Is this justification for the personal attacks on JB? He was the diabolical mastermind behind the patent thing, right? Suuuuuure he was!

      That doesn't matter. He may not have thought up the idea in his own head, but he went along with it. He is ultimately responsible for his company, and if it decides to do something as greedy, vindictive, and just plain evil as patenting a system based on open standards, than he is to blame. You can't tell me he didn't have a say in this, and I seriously doubt he would ever have stopped it.

      I don't argue that Amazon.com was a really cool idea when it started, but I agree with the boycott because I will not stand idly by while huge corporations lay another brick in the stonework of Microsoft's plan to close-source the Internet. If you're not helping to keep the system open, you're helping to destroy it. Barnes & Noble may not even be the best choice for an alternative, but that doesn't matter. As many have said before me, there are lots of places to get the things Amazon peddles. They're nothing special anymore, not by a long shot.

      I know this sounds terribly cliche, but Linus does deserve the award far more than Bezos. The award is for overall influence, and he has influenced quite a lot. Not only that, but he has remained totally humble and honest through it all. Certainly a man to respect, no doubt about it.

      /rant

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    2. Re:Jeff, spawn of Satan... by DeVilnis · · Score: 1

      AS someone else said in a previous discussion on this topic, the problem lies in the patent system, not in a company's use of a patent that shouldn't have been granted. You know damn sure your competitor isn't going to decide not to sue you over a clear patent infringement due to their high sense of ideals, so, as part of your responsibility to your shareholders, you must exercise and affirm your money-making patents whenever you believe you can successfully prosecute your case against a major competitor. I fully agree that, as I understand it, the patent itself is stupid and should never, ever have been granted, but a high profile corporation has very little choice when it comes down to whether to use such a patent once granted. You might as well sue, 'cuz it's the only way you're going to get ahead against all the lawsuits against you.

      Does anyone have any good links to info on the patent lawsuit in question in the first place? Someone said today that they had thought the lawsuit was concerning the name only, not the technology behind it, although I guess that would be a copyright issue, not a patent one. Anyways, still interested.

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  114. nomination for person of the year by bubbasatan · · Score: 1

    Well, even though Al Gore invented the internet while he was tobacco farming in Tennessee, I just cannot give him my vote. Nor Jeff Bezos, for that matter. Not even my two favorite Bills, Gates & Clinton. While Slobodan Milosovic crossed my mind, even he was not the person I consider most influential. Steve Jobs and the resurrection of Apple was an important story, but still not my choice. My vote gets split between Janet el Reno and Ken "Shining" Starr. They are the biggest ballbusters of the year, and I appreciate their work. Normally I would be opposed to them, but sometimes even devils can do good deeds. Rah!

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  115. Thanks for the nomination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I accept your nomination, and I can assure you that I'll treasure this award for the rest of the year.

  116. Grammar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You should figure out what "unresolved anaphora" is and then reexamine the following two sentences:

    "Definitions of greatness and influence are becoming more fluid. Winston Churchill once held that spot..."

    _What_ spot? Ugh. Do you really make a living as a writer? I would have failed 8th grade English with this crap...

  117. Tell TIME by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have you submitted the first part of your comments as a letter to the editor of TIME? Sounds pretty well thought out to me. They probably wouldn't publish it, but they might feel at least the slightest bit ashamed of the sell out that lead them to their choice.

    1. Re:Tell TIME by angelo · · Score: 1

      He could print it in his column in _Brill's Content_ since it deals with the media. Or rather, it deals with the media in matters dealing with Rupert Murdoch.

      That would be a good piece for the magazine. When he writes for it, I usually read what he has to say, since it passed editing.

  118. Earth to AC by JonKatz · · Score: 2



    I didn't pick Stalin, Time did. Like him or not, he sure influenced the world. Hitler was a Man of the Year too, not because he was a great guy, but because he influenced life. Get it?

    1. Re:Earth to AC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok Katz, my mistake. I didn't know Time was around in Stalin's era (but then again I am a young 'un so...) This just goes to reinforce my point that why do we let some stupid magazine decide who the important people are? Why not have a Slasdot poll and let the public decide. later. kow

  119. Bozos Boost Bezos by WaRtHaWg · · Score: 1


    I couldn't help it. I liked the subject title.

  120. Pac Man was man of the year too. by foolishj · · Score: 1

    I think it was in 1984. Here's hoping they'll release a Baby Bezos pinball game!

  121. USB and Firewire by Cary · · Score: 1

    Played copycat with Microsoft by trying to hoard Firewire. Net result: Manufacturers moved to USB. Huh? Firewire and USB are apples and oranges. Firewire is a high bandwidth bus. USB isn't. You might as well say that the regular serial port beat out IDE for use with mice and modems.

  122. Re:Bezos?? by jedon · · Score: 1

    This post sounds like an old AI program I had for my Amiga called Ractor. It had a database of philosophical and other sayings and would remember everything you typed and feed it back into the dialog. -Jedon

  123. Gotta be RMS by Dan+the+Control+Guy · · Score: 1

    Bezos, in my opinion, represents all that could go wrong down the road. I understand that commercialism must drive the net now, but this whole patent thing scares the bejesus out of me. RMS, on the other hand, represents what must be considered the good side, with Linus a close second.

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  124. People of the Year by 101010 · · Score: 1

    The TRUE people of the year will never appear in a magazine or on tv or even be mentioned in something like this forum. Kindness and heroism are sometimes their job, like the paramedics that pick up broken bodies off the interstate and try to put them back together again, or the doctors that see them in the emergency room. Sometimes they are the good people who visit a nursing home and make an old person smile one last time. Maybe it's the anonymous person that donates generously to a charity that makes a few children a lot happier during the holidays. There is not ONE person of the year, and if there was, you certainly wouldn't find him/her trading on Wall Street. Most of the truly great people pass in and out of our lives without us ever knowing it.

  125. Man of !99! All your candidates did nothing in 99 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All of the people you chose did NOTHING in 1999! Linus was holed up at Transmeta. He didn't make Open Source big, and neither did independent Open Source developers. Big corporations did. The "big, greedy commersialized" corporations that made your PC (or at least the parts in it), provide you with TV (which of course as a good OpenSourcer you won't admit to watching until you can filtr out the commercials), and basically allow you to live a civilized life.

    Companies only make money when they produce something that people *WANT*! Why is this hard to understand?

    Man of 1999? I wouldn't have picked the founder of Amazon.com simply because his name isn't well-known (as in household well-known). Time magazine does not pick towering monuments of intellect and character as their men of the year, they're a pop culture magazine they pick a pop culture man of the year.

    Esperandi

  126. Man of the Year by Robert+Goulet · · Score: 1

    Milkman Dan, of course!

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  127. NGO of the Year? by -cman- · · Score: 1

    IMHO the "person(s)" of the year should be, as Jon pointed out, all the nameless, faceless people who used the internet to derail the WTO confernece and put the more troubling aspects of globalization on the front burner for the general public.

    When was the last time most Americans gave two seconds' thought to the World Trade Organization, or the costs & benefits of globalization in general? Granted, the protesters in Seattle pretty much hijacked the debate, but without them there would have been NO debate.

    From world trade, to land-mines, to Linux, the true paradigm-shift (tired phrase but true in this case) brought about by the Internet is the ability of geographically and culturally disparate people to organize for both commercial gain and social justice. Just look at the Nobel Peace Prize. Three of the last five laureates have been organizations, The Pugwash conference ('95), Committe to Ban Land Mines ('97) and Medcins Sans Frontieres (99). And to hear Jody Williams put it, the Internet was THE vital factor in the success of the land mine initiative. That and Princess Dianna's contribution. ;)

    I seriously doubt if Amazon.com will even be a player in 3-4 years. Heck, they'll just be another online shop. Sure they were the first, but someone had to be. This was an idea whose time had come and someone would have done it eventually.

    Lastly, I can't beleive anyone cares what Time Magazine says anymore. What a worthless rag!

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  128. Re:goddamned fucking PC morons... by Louziffer · · Score: 2
    I hate PC as much as the next guy, but this title needs to be chenged to something more gender neutral.

    Actually, if you'd go to the site and read the article, you'd notice that your gripe has been rendered moot. It's Time's "Person of the Year". Jon Katz posted it as "Man of the Year"...

    LouZiffer

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  129. My nomination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I nominate Jeff Bezos. His ability to piss you weenies off really fills me with glee.

  130. Re:Slashdot's Woman of the Year by lisa · · Score: 2
    Ok. You're the Man.

    But I get to be Slashdot's Woman of the Year.

    I often get passed over in all of the 'Man of the Year' crap. Being as I'm not a Man.

    The reasons:

    I read Slashdot.
    I've got positive Karma.
    I've never made a 'first post' (well...there was that one time but the monkeys made me do it!)
    I use FreeBSD and Linux.
    I've built my own kernel.
    I'm post-geek
    I read Jon Katz's articles at least 13% of the time (that's more than you!)
    I survived the wrath of Phil Hughes
    I have a Tshirt signed by Linus
    I own grrl.org
    I've got root.

    Be sure to send mail to malda@slashdot.org to vote for me!

    Lisa

  131. Torvalds? Not *this* year. by BlueCalx- · · Score: 1
    Linus didn't make Linux this year; if I remember correctly, it was made ~8 years ago.

    People should have applauded his efforts then, not now.

    My suggestions for man of the year would be people who did groundbreaking things this year... the people who organized the first Linux expo, ESR for being what amounts to the open-source diplomat to the real world, etc. etc. etc.

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    1. Re:Torvalds? Not *this* year. by lunatik17 · · Score: 1
      Oh come off it. He's been working hard on Linux for the past eight years, it's not as if he handed it off to someone else after hacking up the first kernel. What of the coding he and others are doing to move from kernel 2.3 to 2.4? And the USB project, especially. He's been working on that, too. As long as he is in control of the linux kernel developement, he will continue to be an influence.

      God, I wish I could accomplish half the stuff he does in a single year.

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  132. Use the demoronizer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please Jon, if you want to be taken seriously, don't use MS specific HTML on Slashdot. At least use the demoronizer (there is a reason for that name). Also, I hear Word Perfect is available on Linux now, as well as other platforms. I hope you can also live with the ridicule you will get each time one of these slips through. Change is a good thing, embrace it.

  133. What about eBay? by UncleRoger · · Score: 2
    Amazon is merely a catalog company using the web instead of a print catalog. Sure, there are a lot of really great advantages to doing that, but nothing earth shattering.

    eBay, on the other hand, really did put technology to create something that simply wasn't possible before. How in the world would you have found another waffle collector (for example) before eBay?

    Whether you like/approve of/use eBay or not, you have to admit that it is a more innovative application of e-commerce than Amazon.

    Plus, eBay actually makes money.

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    1. Re:What about eBay? by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      Amazon is merely a catalog company using the web instead of a print catalog. Sure, there are a lot of really great advantages to doing that, but nothing earth shattering. eBay, on the other hand, really did put technology to create something that simply wasn't possible before.

      There are a number of features on Amazon that cannot be done in a catalog. The most important of those, and something that Amazon did first, and still best is the customer reviews. Regardless of where I buy a book or piece of electronics, or a video, I always check the customer reviews at Amazon first.

      you have to admit that it is a more innovative application of e-commerce than Amazon.

      In terms of it's value to me, Amazon's customer feedback is a far more important innovation.

  134. The real purpose of the award by dsplat · · Score: 1

    The real purpose regardless of whatever Time may say about their Person of the Year, is to recognize the most talked about person of the year. Furthermore, since that person must be the most talked about as remembered in late December, it must be someone who is being talked about in December. The fleeting fame of such eminent personages as Ms. Lewinski and Ms. Tripp, or the flash-in-the-pan Mr. Clinton is not enough. Whether you prompt whispers of scandal, or accolades of commercial triumph, you must have the staying power to arrive in December with your name still on the lips of the masses.

    Nor is it important if they all pronounce the name the same way. Surely Amazon and E-commerce and indeed correct pronunciations of Mr. Bezos' name. There is no relevance in whether the speaker has every shopped online, or at Mr. Bezos' pixillary boutique. Such minutiae are rightfully assigned to the honourable choice, Other. Yes, by a plurality of the people who have heard of him and not of all of the other candidates, in the past two weeks, he was chosen from among the short list of finalists.

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  135. Creators of IM products worthy?! by Paolo · · Score: 2

    I might put on the list one of the creators of ICQ, Hotline, or even AIM, all of which are transforming communications, creating more new kinds of communities in a day than was once possible in years. Or a geneticist who, for better or worse, is slaving away on the Human Genome Project, and is about to unravel the secrets of human life.

    Woah there, horsey. ICQ development for multi-OS platforms has been stagnant, to say the least. This is not impressive or redeeming in any way. AIM has been as bad as Amazon vs Barnes recently, pushing Yahoo and Microsoft out using of the AIM protocol to make an alternative client. Hotline's creator, Adam Hinkley, was a 17 year old kid who did change a lot of people's online lives--however the company was ousted from him by some sleazy investors in Canada. He no longer has control of the program, and is being sued in the Australian legal system.

    Finally, the man who runs the Human Genome project is a raging capatalist in every sense of the word, a person who believes that his scientific discoveries should be soley his. This raises incredible moral and ethical issues, along the same lines but with more ramifications than the Amazon/LinkSynergy/Doubleclick patenting claims.

    IMHO, none of those people deserve the award, completely ignoring the fact that theses technologies had little impact on the world in 1999. How about Kofe Anan or Madeline Albright being nominated for mediating and resolving large international conflicts? Or the Ireland peace process's apparent success? Let's stand back from technology for a moment and realize that no matter how big the net grows, there will be at least 50% of the world which will never surf the internet.

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    1. Re:Creators of IM products worthy?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      How about Kofe Anan or Madeline Albright being nominated for mediating and resolving large international conflicts?

      HAHAHA! ROFLMAO! Best laugh I've had all day.

  136. Minor quibble, *BOB* Young by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He goes by Bob Young, not Rob.

  137. The winner is.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Microsoft legal team, for making the world's richest man look like the world's biggest ass.

  138. Here are a couple of people that deserve it... by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

    Robert A. Mundell - American born Professor of Economics at Cornell University. Granted the 1999 Nobel Prize in Economics. Did the basic research showing the importance of freely exchangable currencies to economic growth. His work has led to the startling growth of international trade improving prosperity for most of mankind as countries changed their currency policies according to his research. Also known as the grandfather of the Euro because of his development of the idea of "optimal currency areas". Few people have had a more profound impact on the world, yet are so little known outside academia.

    Douglas Englebart - The ubergeek. Most famous for the invention of the mouse, but in fact had a far more profound influence. He envisioned computers as a revolution because of their potential to extend and enhance the fundamental intellectual processes of man. On December 9, 1968 he gave what has come to be known as the 'mother of all demos'; the first public demonstration (beore Xerox PARC was founded) of a computer that offered a windows interface, videoconferencing, internet connectivity, black on white text, context-sensitive help, and a mouse.

    While a lot of other people give Timothy Berners-Lee credit for deveoping the world wide web, it is notable that all of the technologies used in a web connected computer were demonstrated by Doug Engelbert 25 years earlier.

  139. How about Mr. Palm Pilot Jeff Hawking? by schwei · · Score: 2

    Here is someone that created a nifty little device that helps millions of us organize our lives, get stuff done and be on time, or at least more often then we use to be.

    Then after taking his idea to the world, sells to a big company and cashes in. He acquires the big office, big company experience and critical contacts. Once he's exhausted that educational avenue he leaves.

    Does he retire no, he re-invents his initial device, licenses the OS, improves it then releases it to the world and goes head to head with the company he just left.

    Little fish gets eaten by big fish. Little fish pops out the back much bigger and better off for the ride. Then goes on to slowly tear away at the bigger fish. What an elegant story.

  140. Why not Bill Gates? by SuperJ · · Score: 1

    What about Bill Gates? His products have changed my life. I love Microsoft. What's this Linux thing I keep hearing about?

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  141. Re:goddamned fucking PC morons... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sheesh. I don't see why that should
    get a flamebait. He has a valid point.

    Bah.

  142. A sad, sad case of Dan Quayle syndrome by gorbyjones · · Score: 1

    yes, he did do all that you said for the internet, but don't forget he's a ... dipshit.

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  143. Why not Jeff Bezos? IMO by jimjag · · Score: 1

    In many ways Jeff Bezos symbolizes the current public mindset of Internet companies: worth loads of money but profitless. As such I wasn't that upset with the selection, although there are lots more deserving people. But then last night (Tuesday) during the previews for 60 Minutes II they were "interviewing" Mr. Bezos about what the future of the Internet and technology was going to be... And that's when I thought "That's it, TIME did a real disservice to the 'Net." They were actually asking him stuff like "what's the next computer chip going to be like" as if he would have any idea. He may be a "good" business man or salesman, but he is NOT some expert on technology, Web/'Net or otherwise. And that's what he is being promoted as. Shame on you TIME, shame!

  144. My vote: by Surak · · Score: 2

    Either Alan Cox or Linus Torvalds. This has been the year for Linux,and these guys make it happen. Bob Young also comes to mind as the guy that helped bring Linux to commercial viability

  145. Time actually titles him "Person of the Year" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They already picked up on this before you did.

  146. Re:INTERNET SOCIETY- Vint Cerf and Gordon Howell y by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While agree with Howell's assesments, and would only add that we should throw in Torvalds and the Apache team and give them all cocredit as persons of the decade, I would like to point out a factual failure.

    It was Newton who claimed to have stood on the shoulders of giants. Einstein tends to get credit for all good ideas in the same way that Hitler cets credit for all evil. Good ideas and ultimate evil predate both gentleman by a good margin.

    And by the way, Newton stood on the shoulders of giants and produced a reolution in thought.

    Bezos has produced....what?

  147. Katz the panderer by AshleyB · · Score: 2

    I guess you need to play to your largest audience, but are there not any people worthy of Person of the Year except those that are regularly mentioned on Slashdot? Naming Linus as your man of the year just rings with so much disingenuousness, why won't you just tell us what you really think and not what you think we want to hear?

  148. Here Are My Two: by Byteme · · Score: 1

    1. Jon Katz (just kidding)
    2. Christopher Locke

  149. Capitalism vs. corporatism by Eric+Green · · Score: 2
    There is a big difference between capitalism and corporatism. Capitalism is a system where buyers and sellers meet and exchange goods and services. Corporatism is a system where state-sponsored "limited liability corporations" are given the right to behave like "artificial people" but where the individuals who own and/or run said business are not held individually responsible for their conduct. Corporatism is a system where these artificial state-created entities are granted special rights by the state at the expense of the rights of individuals. Corporatism is a system where a mid-level executive can decide to poison the water and not be charged with murder when a child dies as a result of that decision but instead, be given a bonus because the out-of-court settlement was cheaper than upfitting the factory would have been. In short, it is a system where individuals are forced to enforce the laws by sueing criminals in civil courts, rather than having the government that we elect protect us from those criminals.

    So please, do not confused capitalism and corporatism. Capitalism existed before corporatism, and the only "plus" of corporatism is the same "plus" as fascism (which is a version of corporatism with the state more directly tied to the corporations) -- it's a great way for increasing the wealth of the individuals in power. Which also has some trickle-down effect (though not as much as Reagan hoped for), but at what cost?

    -E

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    1. Re:Capitalism vs. corporatism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And corporatism is no new phenomenon. Gates and Bezos have wet dreams about the sort of power and government sponsorship that the Hudson Bay and East Indian trading companies had.

      Things are much, MUCH better today. In Jon's article on corporatism I honestly failed to see his point that it was bad that more and more people are becoming free agents, i.e., individuals, as opposed to the old corporate slave literally chained to your machine.

  150. Huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This makes sense to a degree, but I fail to understand how in anyway Open Source is like socialism. I can accept capitalism and not conflicting with individualism because people choose whether to sign contracts or not, but in this sense Open Source just as individualistic because every individual chooses what they want to do and whenever. Noone forces anyone to kick up their heels to anyone!

  151. My Vote Goes To... by Spud+Zeppelin · · Score: 1

    Darth Maul

    Now there's a face that was EVERYWHERE this year....







    This is my opinion and my opinion only. Incidentally, IANAL.

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  152. Degree, Cheap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The "man" of the year should be the people Bezos hires to do his grunt work. People with a college degree who undergo a background check worthy of a convicted felon to work for a starting wage of $10. Without them his unprofitable venture would long ago have collapsed like a morning sand castle in the afternoon sun.

    And if he can get a college degree for $10, then why shouldn't every CEO start thinking that way?

  153. Monica? by elthia · · Score: 1

    I have a friend from Sweden who came to visit us while this was eating up all the newstime. He was highly amused by the whole thing. He told me that, in Sweden (and this was backed up by another swedish friend), there had been a really messy debacle recently when a politician had used her (political? Business?) credit card to buy groceries. The fact that she had paid the money back didn't matter, she had USED it for personal purposes. This was a big deal over there. Having an affair would be considered not too great but definitely the personal business of the involved person. For politicians in most countries, this makes it fully the domain of tabloid reporters, something the main news wouldn't bother with other than a brief mention. True, Charlie-boy's affair got spread all over the news, and Di was killed in a paparazzi accident, but it was paparazzi, NOT true news reporters. Tabloids everywhere sprouted stories. We got most of _our_ flood of info about Monica from the normal news, the six o'clock news and other such things.

    As my friend said, Americans are sex-crazed and have no idea how to handle it. We're royally messed up when it comes to sex, we call it taboo and then get obsessed with it. New York City abolished the ban on women going topless - it's legal now, when weather is bad. But the _very_ day it happened, a lot of women ripped off their shirts - and were promptly arrested for things like Disturbing the Peace. We're nuts.

    Besides, to be honest, I have serious doubts about Hillary's aim in marrying Billy anyway. I don't think she NEEDED a loving, adoring, faithful man, I think she needed one who SEEMED to be that. I think she wanted power and realized what the easiest and sometimes best way is for a woman to get that, especially in 'traditional' politics. Not that she really needed it - she herself has the capability to kick ass. But in a country controlled as much by right-wing facists as left-wing maniacs, being married _and_ strong will get you respected (not loved, but at least respected) by both sides. Good political karma.

    Monica was a distraction, and a good one too. Lots got done, good or bad, while everyone was thinking about _her_.

    Of course, I'm an opinionated B*$&), so take that as you will. *grin*

    To get back on topic, however, my 'person of the year' lists would have to include _some_ corporate individuals. After all, their businesses are our economy. Many of them, however, would be people who don't get noticed much but have an _effect_.

    Larry Wall (he is the one who did it, right?) would be on it, for designing Tux and getting him out there. Face it, without a mascot (read: marketing gimmick), nobody gets anywhere anymore. It's a sad fact of life. That linux is suddenly being noticed as a decent corporate OS is going to vastly change the lives and work of many many people. Anything that goes mainstream changes, but it also gets _recognized_. M$ being such a big part of American lives, I think this qualifies.

    Madeline Allbright would be on it also. This is a woman who has used her power, has made decisions that would paralyze other people, and has kicked ass while doing it. I'd love to see Winston Churchhill and Madeline Allbright in a room together. I suspect they'd either love or hate each other, and either way it would be entertaining for any who saw it. *cackle*
    Not to mention that the things she does have a worldwide effect, not just effects in the USA.

    Offhand, with my brain occupied by other things, I can't think of the whole list. Just had to toss in my couple of pennies' worth of silliness.

    -Elthia

    1. Re:Monica? by Cvandal · · Score: 1
      Americans are sex-crazed and have no idea how to handle it.

      Baloney, Americans *do* know how to handle sex, that's why p0rn sites are so popular...

  154. John Gilmore, DEEP CRACK by burris · · Score: 1
    I believe John Gilmore deserves some recognition for finally putting the nail in DES' coffin. His machine, DEEP CRACK, is absolutely amazing. The NSA said it couldn't be done (in response to Weiner's 1990 paper describing such a machine). Of course, the NSA probably already has several...

    While those in the crypto community who were both knowledgable and honest were vocal about 56-bit keys being vulnerable, Gilmore put his money on the line to prove it unequivocably. See Deep Crack Page at EFF

    The results: the Clinton Administration was forced to admit in public that their export controls were a farce and needed serious revision. Now even PGP is freely exportable. The public will benefit from stronger security software as more products appear from relaxed export controls and the lack of weak encryption such as single DES.

    Furthermore, Gilmore funded the development of FreeSWAN which was released this year. FreeSWAN is a free, open source IP/SEC implementation for Linux that gives you real, secure VPN capabilities. Developed outside the US, it's free of any type of import/export restrictions.

    Whether or not you feel Gilmore deserves as much recognition as the likes of Bidzos, I highly encourage you to download and install FreeSWAN and begin using it. Provide your coding expertise if you are outside of the US as there is plenty of work to be done.

    Ubiquitous, strong, link-level encryption between all nodes on the 'Net WILL have a significant impact on the world. People like Gilmore are leading the way.

    Run, don't walk, to FreeSWAN Home Page and get it. Install it on your firewall. Setup VPN's between you and all of your friend's networks. This is the real way to "Jam Eschelon" ...

  155. There?s nothing wrong with Katz?s articles! by cje · · Score: 1

    I don?t see why people won?t stop bitching about Katz?s articles. There?s nothing wrong with them. If they look funny, it?s probably your fault. You?re probably aware of this anyway. Now stop complaining, for Christ?s sake.

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  156. Contradiction in the posts by Carmody · · Score: 1

    There are people who, in their posts, seem to be saying two things: (1) Bezos does not deserve the award, because he is a greedy corporate business type, and money should have nothing to do with who deserves the award. AND (2) What is so great about Amazon.com? It doesn't make any money, like eBay does, so Bezos doesn't deserve the award. Am I the only person who sees quite the contradiction in those statements? Choose one or the other, but you aren't going to be very persuasive trying to defend both simultaneously.

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  157. Man of the year? KIBO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I choose Kibo as man of the year. Just because.


    So THERE!

  158. One click shopping... HAHAHAHAHA*breathe*HAHAHA... by grappler · · Score: 2

    A friend of mine has this inside joke about one click shopping - whenever the subject of the lawsuit comes up, we burst out laughing and then declare we won't be doing anymore business with Amazon.

    See, when it was first put into place, my friend didn't know it. And then, with a slightly misguided mouse click, he bought an antique map of New Zealand. The map, which was about $50.00, was promptly shipped to his front door despite his email efforts to reverse the order. He spent the next several days cursing Amazon's name. He still hasn't been able to return it, and he's considering trying to sell it on Ebay now.

    So much for "innovation".

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  159. Re:a tough question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    OK, you win, I'll kill him.

    Who will enter the Firtht Potht Therieth Nextht?

    - Lithp Guy

  160. Yeah! But I'll still vote for N. Portman herself. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    she's the, uh, I dunno . . . chick of the year?

  161. Katz is a hypocrite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here?s a free clue: Spouting off about Microsoft?s products being crap and Gates?s 'tyranny' while your posts are full of ?s where apostrophes should be makes you look like an idiot.

  162. Re: What Al Gore means. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What Al Gore means about inventing the internet is that he was in office when the internet got really big. I don't know much about what his job is, but I know that the government had a large role in pumping up the internet (most likely subsidizing companies, etc.) Essentially These internet jobs were "given" to us by the government. Whenever there is about to be a generation revolution, technology takes over. Hippies, Grunge era, etc. Anyone else have an example?

  163. Userfriendly did a nice strip on this ... by Rurik · · Score: 2


    http://www.userfriendly.org/cartoons/archives/99 dec/19991222.html

  164. "Most Significant", *not* "Best" or "Nicest". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Or, at any rate, that's what I'd like to think.

    Still, it's true that in thirties, a lot of otherwise respectable Americans admired Hitler a great deal. Charles Lindbergh, for example, idolized Hitler (and Lindbergh did know what Hitler was up to).


  165. P.S. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My vote for hack of the century goes to the afforementioned Wright Bros. They didn't just invent the aeroplane against all odds and starting from nothing, but the entire field of aeronautics as well, leaving little for others to accomplish.

    The hacker of all history award is a tight race between Archimedes, DaVinci, Tesla, and Edison.

  166. Followed you until... by Wah · · Score: 1

    ... I remember when September happened in September, not all the damned time.

    extra big ?

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    1. Re:Followed you until... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      September was when all the new freshmen arrived at University and flooded the net and usenet with their questions and lack of etiquite. So the September that neverended was when AOL launcehd and everyday became September.

    2. Re:Followed you until... by PurpleBob · · Score: 2

      September was the month when all the computer newbies would appear. Look it up in the Jargon File - Septem ber That Never Ended
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  167. you mean xerox by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    parc place created all this. too bad they decided they were a copier company! WHOOPS! ;-)

  168. Get real, Katz by BlueBlade · · Score: 1

    All right, this is pure Jon Katz. This man seems to hunt for a good event to comment on, put a nail on it and then hit it as hard as he can, as many times as he can (missing the nail as much as hitting it, but that doesn't seem to bother him, as long as he hits something). Okay, so Bezos may not be exactly his best pick for the "Net Person of the Year". Fine, he didn't change my life either. But we can't argue that he somewhat changed the way commerce is done. Hey, we live in a consomation society and, as consumers, we make shopping and buying a central part of our lives. There's hardly a day in the average american's life without him buying something. A lot of people are starting to shop and buy on the internet. IMHO, online shopping is one aspect that helped a LOT of people to familiarize with the internet. So it can make sense to choose Bezos as the Net Person of the Year. Your other choices? Common, man. Linus Torvald : while he certainly did GREAT work to open people's mind to alternatives to Windows, he didn't reach the average net user. Very few of the average computer users ever heard of Linux yet, and even fewer of them have actually seen it running on a box. Same with most GPL programmers : they do a fantastic job, one that will have important repercussions on the future of computing, but still, most people haven't seen or used any of their work. The ICQ creator? That's a good one, I must admit. It allowed people to use the internet to carry converstations, instant messenging style. That had a lot of impact, and of all your proposals, that's the one I like the most. Anyway, all of this to say that you have to consider not only what this guy changed for you, but what he changed for the average net users. Linus Torvald and the guy who created ICQ changed a lot more than bezos for me, but i'm not self-centered to the point of believing that it was the same for most people. As a member of some GPL projects myself, I know that I am doing work to improve the internet and computing community, only I have to admit that Open Source is only beginning to change the way people think. In some future year, why not? But not this year, sorry. Flame away.

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  169. What about cow of the year? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about cow of the year? MoOOOOoO!

  170. The Y2K Bug.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...has certainly dominated the news this year far more than Amazon.com/Jeff Bezos.

  171. Re:Yeah! But I'll still vote for N. Portman hersel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i'd like to do more than vote for her.

  172. Father Time, mythical POTY by re-geeked · · Score: 1

    Really. The end of the millennium has clearly guided events and attention to an overwhelming degree: Y2K bug, millennialists, terrorists, media outlets looking for something safe to talk about instead of real news, etc. Also witness the fact that I am just plain sick of it, and can't wait for it to be over.

    Tick, tick, tick...

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    1. Re:Father Time, mythical POTY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've got only a little more than a year to go. Don't hold your breath.

    2. Re:Father Time, mythical POTY by re-geeked · · Score: 1

      Actually, the people who started counting at zero have done me the favor of getting it over with a year early :-)

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      "You can't get something for nothing." - my grandfather, on the stock market and Reaganomics.
  173. ?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a casual observer, I don't actually understand what anyone in this entire thread is saying . . .

  174. Re: What Al Gore means. by whoop · · Score: 1

    He was in office, so were 534 other congressmen. Did he start any bill before say 1990 that did something involving the Internet? If he did something like that, he could get some slack for the remark. Otherwise, it's just pure stupidity.

    What about that Love Canal he found and brought to Congress, declared a disaster a year before he even got into Congress.

    What about him and the Tipster being the basis for Love Story? I mean, he couldn't sit down with the author beforehand and at least pay him off to be able to claim this?

    Then there's the audio clip Rush Limbaugh plays every now and then, at some museum sort of place, Monticello perhaps. Anyway, Al says something like, "Now who is this?" The person giving him the tour says, "That is George Washington." That's just plain hilarious.

    Then there's the time he said how his father "saw thousands of Tennesseans were forced to obey Jim Crowe Laws, he knew America could do better." Yet, his pop voted against the Civil Rights Act. Go figure.

    In 1986, he says he'll forever fight against evil cigarette companies for causing his sister to die of lung cancer. In 1988, while campaigning for president, he tells how he farmed it, hoed it, dried it out, loves it, etc at a tobacco farm.

    So Mr. Quayle reads potatoe off a card, he's a moron for life. Al's done plenty more to show us what his head's made of. :)

  175. Vint, get a hint by satanic+bunny · · Score: 1

    1. John Postel (explaining _his_ achivement to the public might do a lot to wise up Time readers (and editors)
    2. Linus (explaining _his_ achivement to the public might do a lot to wise up Time readers (and editors)
    4. David Boies
    5. Penfield-Jackson (the findings of fact are better written than anything published in Time within memory)
    6. Matthew Arnison, Aussie main architect of the Seattle Web site which allowed such quick distribution of (accurate) images/dispatches from Seattle's WTO protests
    7. Commander Taco!
    8. Buzz Lightyear

  176. I vote for Rob Malda by Randym · · Score: 1
    Who?? (;-)

    You know -- CmdrTaco!!!

    Why? Because he invented [drumroll] Moderation! The whole concept of users rating comments, thus driving good comments upward and bad comments downward has resulted in tremendous time savings for every user of Slashdot. Not to mention that this concept has now spread across the net and is used by many other sites (in various mutated forms). Of course, I doubt that TIME has ever heard of him, but I predict someday even *they* will use a form of moderation.

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    1. Re:I vote for Rob Malda by Abigail-II · · Score: 1
      Because he invented [drumroll] Moderation! The whole concept of users rating comments, thus driving good comments upward and bad comments downward has resulted in tremendous time savings for every user of Slashdot.

      Except of course it has been around on Usenet as 'NoCem' for many years. In a infinitely better form, as the reader can pick which moderators to listen to, and which moderators to ignore.

      (But then, slashdot is just a reinvention of Usenet, in a worse way, and with spam^Wads on every page. ;-))

      -- Abigail

  177. Monica by whoop · · Score: 1

    If you were to nominate her, it would have to have been for last year's person of the year. The news came out Jan 24, 1998 or so. It was on the news just about every day, through his final admission of lieing on August 17, through the culmination in the Impeachment December 19. That pretty well covers nearly all of 1998. :)

    This year there was only what, a month or two of the Senate trial, which we all knew wouldn't have the votes to complete his removal. Since then, there's been nothing. Well, except for Baba Wawa's little interview, which didn't have as many viewers as ABC was expecting.

  178. Only the Mediagenic Survive by marlowe23 · · Score: 3

    Time is to Man of the Year what MTV is to music... without a music video, you don't have a hit single. Without being telegenic / media friendly, you don't have a shot at Man of the Year. Scientific / humanist accomplishment is pretty much secondary to what will look good on a magazine cover.

  179. Re: What Al Gore means. by GPB · · Score: 1

    Actually, I'm pretty sure what he was referring to was the fact that his vice presidency was fairly instrumental in raising/allocating money for the creation of Internet2, which is supposed to use next generation Internet technology.

    -B
  180. Re: What Al Gore means. by Rick+Razzano · · Score: 1

    check out the transcript of the CNN interview where Al Gore says: "During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet."

  181. Re:Patent-owning-lawsuit-slapping scum of the Year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thanks Time, by choosing someone who is so obviously abusing the US patent system you are approving of his methods. I have a hard time seeing this person who, as many pointed out, has yet to turn a profit and is excersizing an almost-microsoft like abuse of the patent system as someone people should aspire to be like or look up to. I can't even respect this person.

  182. Why Bezos in 1999? by MattMann · · Score: 1
    I agree that Amazon has had a tremendous impact, it was a "visionary" idea, not the idea of online sales, but the vision that it was doable when Amazon started doing it... so, too disagree with the pooh-pooh-ers, but Bezos and Amazon didn't do it this year, they did it a long time ago. If Bezos deserves man of the year for 1999, then I say Berners-Lee (sp?) deserves it more... no, wait, give it to Noyce... no, wait, give it to Shockley... no, wait...

    Time Magazine's Man of the Year is designed to generate PR and sell magazines, and it has nothing to do with anything in the real world. Didn't they give it one year to "the computer"? Doesn't "the Internet" deserve it just as much?

  183. Re:INTERNET SOCIETY- Vint Cerf and Gordon Howell y by Trygve · · Score: 1

    Actually, you're correct, in that Newton did say that, but Einstein also has a famous quote relating to that same idea: "A hundred times every day I remind myself that my inner and outer life are based on the labors of others."

  184. JonKatz should post his rants... by the_tsi · · Score: 0

    ..as comments instead of stories. He'd be one of those guys who gets moderated up through oblivion just for writing something different from everyone else that was so long no one read it. He's the ultimate karma whore.

    -Chris

  185. Amazon Turns Some Sort of Profit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Investors aren't as stupid as you think. Amazon makes money on customers it's had since 1996, and each quarter it starts making money on those it acquired in the quarter 3 years before. That's why its valuation is so high. It will evenutally make money, and lots of it. It just has astronomical customer acquisition costs. Yes, investors are still irrationally exuberant about the company, but it's not as stupid an investment as most of us /.ers like to think.

  186. Change the world, not change the mall. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Man of the Year should not belong to someone with interest in a certain limited field, let alone one interested in a sub-field like internet commerce. As important as he likes to think himself, you can't just give that title to any marketing drone like Bezos, even if he does have the prettiest suit and hair or the neatest catch-phrase or magical 'X'-Step (where X is any positive integer greater then one) Plan.

    This is a title for people who have genuinely affected the masses, not just the masses who know how to use a computer. Politicians, tycoons, CEOs, popes... those are the kinds of people who deserve this award. Someone who revolutionizes something more then how you buy books or furbies.
    What is disturbing, and maybe why they picked an idiot, is because there really is no figure like that this year. Presidents and politicians have been typically disappointing, religion has been as inert as usual, industry has been acting with the typical disgusting corporatism Katz has harped on. And no one has distinguished themselves in a positive way this year.

    Even if you consider Torvalds or Gates or some other titan worthy, you have to realize they are only affecting an industry, not society as a whole.

  187. person of NEXT year.. by zerone · · Score: 1

    Why worry about the person of 1999? 1999 is already over. Whose vision is most important for the year 2000 and onward? Whose concept of community, ownership, collaboration, innovation and trade will prove most insightful, ethical and useful? Dee Hock.

  188. And Bezos did...what? by lunatik17 · · Score: 1
    Name one thing Bezos did this year that qualifies as influencial. I can't think of a damned thing. He certainly did a lot of good years ago when Amazon first started, but internet commerce sites are a dime a dozen nowadays.

    Besides, it doesn't matter if they happened to have done anything this year, only that their works have caused influence.

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  189. Coelocanth... by StrawberryFrog · · Score: 1

    ...is how you spell that old fish.

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    1. Re:Coelocanth... by toast0 · · Score: 1

      hmmm looks almost like colocate?


  190. Ceased to be relevant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Their choice is an indication that the "Time Person of the Year" has ceased to be a relevant indicator of acheivement and has instead become motivated by the corporate need to maintain the status quo.

  191. Don't forget... by Ross+C.+Brackett · · Score: 1

    ...The TCP/IP Illustrated series. Volume 1 is perhaps the best end-to-end TCP/IP reference, ever. I'm going to go read it right now. You're right. He's awesome.

  192. Forget Time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Time is a rag. The more time we spend talking about it, the more important it is. Someone should create a URL for "trusted" news sources. I nominate BBC News online (no registration required) and /. for consideration. http://news.bbc.co.uk/

  193. I'm sick of this crap. by Dr.+Sp0ng · · Score: 2

    Ok, I'm sick and tired of this shit, and I'm willing to put my Karma on the line to make my point heard.

    Stop bashing Katz EVERY FUCKING TIME HE POSTS A GODDDAM STORY! Nobody wants to hear your opinion on whether or not Katz knows what he's talking about. He certainly posts things with more content than your half-assed complaints about him, or your "NATALIE PORTMAN PETRIFIED" or your "MAE LING MAK" bullshit. He posts stories that cause people to think and have discussions. This obviously isn't just a news site, it's also a discussion site, and Jon Katz does a great job of promoting discussion between people by talking about controversial issues. If you don't like it, go to your goddamn preferences page and disable Katz' stories! It's not very hard.

    On a very related subject, I think it's time for a Slashdot poll on disallowing Anonymous posting. This is getting ridiculous... as more people hear about Linux and Slashdot, it's just going to attract more Windows-weenies who post crap like the stuff I noted above.

    "Software is like sex- the best is for free"
    -Linus Torvalds

    1. Re:I'm sick of this crap. by SuperJ · · Score: 1

      It's not that Katz doesn't post good articles. CmdrTaco or Hemos will post an article and say "Here's something cool" or drop their one sentence in at the end. Katz posts an article, then writes a bloody catechism, full of hype and drama, offending people right and left. I don't see how you can defend him.

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  194. I nominate... MEEPT by _damnit_ · · Score: 1

    Ahh.. I remember the days before naked statues were all the rage and Natalie Portman was still just a high school student. In those days, MEEPT would bless us with words of wisdom regarding cheese or somesuch. Those were the good old days.
    Anyways, I'm done reminiscing. Let the stone buttocks remarks fly again.


    _damnit_

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  195. if time had really wanted to make a point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Okay first of all, i DO think that Bezos was a good choice. If you read the magazine, the award is for whoever had the biggest impact on the news, it's not necessarily sayin they're good or bad. Time wanted to make a symbolic gesture symbolizing the internet and Bezos was an okay choice, since as they point out, he's the head of a zillion dollar company that doesn't make money.

    On the other hand, being as it's the end of the century, I think they should have made THE INTERNET the person of the year. From their point of view it would have looked more "hip" or whatever they're trying to be and they'd get way more publicity (not that they don't get enough about this every year anyway).

    From our point of view, it would have maybe given some reinforcement to the fact that the internet is not a huge mall, but actually facilitates genuinely good things. The fact that some slashdot posters are saying stuff like "the IPO should be person of the year" is sad, it's like all the people who used to be proud of being geeks for the right reasons (oops, that's a loaded thing to say:) are now proud of being geeks because it might make them rich. I was hoping that kind of thinking wasn't so rampant here, but I guess it is.

    V. Stinky

    1. Re:if time had really wanted to make a point... by iMoron · · Score: 2

      If you read the magazine, the award is for whoever had the biggest impact on the news, it's not necessarily sayin they're good or bad.

      I've seen much more news about Columbine, Monica Lewinsky, and the Microsoft trial this year than I've seen about Jeff Bezos. The way I see it, Time doesn't care about the most important or most influential people; it just wants to promote the corporate image. Jeff Bezos might have been a good choice when Amazon.com first started, but there were many people who had a much bigger impact on the news this year than him.

  196. What about Michael Robertson of MP3.com.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Upsetting the music industry and the attempt to bring unprotected music on the net for everyone!

  197. Jeff Bozos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're forgetting something... Jeff Bozos had
    enough money to pay Time magazine to be man of
    the year...

    I guess Time Magazine didn't take Natalie Portman into consideration... or maybe if she posed naked somewhere they would have...

    I'm also surprised Al Gore didn't get it for inventing the Internet that Jeff Bozos uses to make money...

  198. I vote for Earl (and blame SMS) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My vote goes for Earl because he is sooooooooooooooooooooooooo cool, plus he is a 7337 H4x0r. Earl Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuulz!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  199. Better choice than I would expect of Time by RomulusNR · · Score: 1

    If there was ever a TIME Man of the Year in my adult life that I was personally upset about it, it was Newt Gingrich in 1995.

    And the CEO of Amazon, regardless of who he is, has quite a way to go before he sinks that low in my mind.

    OTOH, if I was going to choose the Man of the Year based on their pioneering in electronic commerce, and effectively defining the future of shopping, I would have chosen Jason Olim of CDNOW, which I had heard of long before Amazon.

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  200. Man of the Millenium by buzzlightyear · · Score: 1

    I think the Onion was on to something with their selection: Death http://www.theonion.com/onion3546/death.html Death keeps very busy creating the events, both man-made (the Balkans, suburban high schools), and natural (earthquakes, hurricanes, mud slides, etc.) that gives Time a new cover story every week. You'd think they would show some appreciation.

  201. Re:Slashdot's Woman of the Year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, I was gonna vote for ya with Rob. Then I tried to hit the Post-Geek link you so carefully referenced, i.e., DigitalFlock.org. Unfortunately, it was typed wrong, so I get your vote, 'cause I fixed it in mine.

    Sorry 'bout that....

  202. Bubba by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bill Clinton is clearly man of the year. He served one of the biggest scandals of our presidency. Washington veterans were not even expecting him to make it a few weeks without resigning (Sam Donaldson said "He'll resign by the end of the month") and he makes it through the whole thing with a 70% approval rating. Love him or hate him, he's going to go down in history as the guy who got away with murder simply because his prosecutors were too incompetent to make good of it.

  203. Katz your an idiot, I live in Seattle, you don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Katz, I sat here and read all your BS about what happened in Seattle. But it's all lies. You were not here. Fuck the protestors, and fuck you Katz. Those protestors ruined my town. Those "non-violent" protestors also robbed family owned grocery stores in Capitol Hill. So screw you, you fucking illiterate bastard.

  204. DAMN straight by aithien · · Score: 1

    MEEPT!!!

  205. VOTE FOR WHO YOU THINK IT SHOULD'VE BEEN: by mistalinux · · Score: 1
    http://www.pathfinder.com/time/poy/moypoll99.html

    You can vote there for who you think it should've been. I would've hyperlinked it, but they might accuse it as a bot, since the HTTP REFER env var will show slashdot.

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  206. Re:Slashdot's Woman of the Year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, but you lose the nomination for the use of the term 'grrl' without sarcastic or humorous intent.

    No offense, the same would go to all of the gurl/grrl/gerl people out there. :>

  207. I have to with Postel myself by DaPhreaker · · Score: 1

    Although he didn't live to see the end of the Millineum, he did more that most to define it.

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  208. Re: K4 etc. by CodeShark · · Score: 1
    Did an informal office survey (about 10 people) since my original post. Instead of asking for a person, I asked about the most significant event, with the follow up question, who deserves the most credit for the event and how it turned out or will turn out.

    Kosovo was highest on the list, however more people give credit to Clinton and Albright than for those members of the military(s) who planned and fulfilled the missions, and none at all for K4 -- who has the more difficult job of building the peace.

    So this post is kindof a personal protest on behalf of those who are on the front lines.

    And while some may mock my belief(s) in God, please know that I mean it when it when I borrow and change a quote from Tiny Tim (in Dicken's "A Christmas Carol", not the singer) and say "God bless them, one and all."

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  209. Re:INTERNET SOCIETY- Vint Cerf and Gordon Howell y by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    One might even argue that Steve Case of AOL has more right to this position, as he has brought more people into contact with the Internet than anyone else.

    oh.. get wanked. there are other places in the world rather than america you small minded git.

    Yeah, I know. Flamebait... i'm 'insulting' the slack jawed yokel... i should state my opinions rather than insult the pigeon toed yank but 'they' keep making these huge oversteps. There are more internet users in the world than in the US.. and are you forgetting you're talkign about AOL.

  210. Re:Slashdot's Woman of the Year by lisa · · Score: 1

    that's funny.

    i think you lose the nomination (not that you'd make the best woman of the year, being as you are an AC) because you don't see the humor in having the domain of grrl.org

    and if i have to explain a joke to you, you've wasted my time.

  211. My vote: Linux and the stock market by vashisht · · Score: 1

    My vote would go to Linux and the stock market. And when you combine the two, you get Red Hat and VA Linux!!

  212. Mahir! by karma+vs+Dogma · · Score: 1
    I'm sure a million people have already posted this one, but it's gotta be said again. Mahir Cagri , that over-exuberant Turk who made us all laugh, cry, and ask WTF? this year certainly deserves at least a nomination for Net person of the year. Who else is going to make a pathetic web page in broken english rather than their native language and capture the attention of the whole world? My web page is ten times worse than Mr. Cagri's, and I'm not getting free tours of foreign countries. Hell, he even has a song on MP3.com.

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  213. Why not? by fable2112 · · Score: 2

    Slashdot != "the public."

    Plain and simple.

    The "public" mentality is probably much closer to Time magazine than to Slashdot. Sad but true. :)

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    1. Re:Why not? by kevlar · · Score: 2

      I wouldn't necessarily say that. I received the ballot for this poll. It asked us to pick the 5 (I think 5) most influencial people of the century, regardless of whether they did good or bad. I chose Einstein, Hitler, JFK, FDR and MLK

  214. I vote for Randell Mills!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He came up with a grand unified field theory for god sakes!

  215. You also need to remember as well. by miyax · · Score: 1

    Ok.

    Yes, I remember for the first time being on Yahoo and seeing banner ads (which were obscure as well) reading, "Amazon.com, Earth's biggest bookstore." Oh yeah? I thought.

    They got their money through their selection. Jeff Bezos is just some greedy, money-hawking freak running around screaming, "We need to sell more shit!" It wasn't enough that Amazon just sold books, they suddenly needed to sell everything on the planet, tarnishing the reputation and the freshness Amazon upheld at it's start. I remember seeing a show on PBS a while back (Geeks 3.1.1 whatever) in which the host walked around an Amazon warehouse with the founder of the company. He was just a modest nerd with a passion for books and one day came up with an original idea, "Why not sell books over the internet?"

    That's why we're pissed. Because Amazon was built on that principle, and we all remember those days (as you said) when we could browse through one of the internet's first merchandice stores and say, "Wow, I've been looking for that book for ages!" Or just, "Wow." We were there for the same purpose the book nerd created the company: books. Literature. We don't want an auction while we're there and we don't want Dentist Barbie. We want books. Nothing more, nothing less. They needn't sell Dentist Barbie to make a fortune.

    And because everyone knows Amazon's still got the biggest selection, we end up going there.

    But we're pissed because we don't want to buy from a greedy capitalist company such as the one Amazon's become...which is why we use Linux in the first place ^_^

    And that is why Jeff Bezos doesn't deserve this. We see it, Mr. Katz sees it, why don't you?

    miyax

  216. Who's Linus Torvalds? by psychonaut · · Score: 1

    My man of the year might be Linus Torvalds, who - unlike Bezos - really did change the world, liberating computer software and the information it carries from one company's tyrannical grip for many millions of people.

    Linus Torvalds liberated computer software for the masses? Uh, don't you mean RMS? Last I checked, Linus did not invent "liberated" (free) software.


    Regards,

  217. He was kidding! Look again: by Doug+Merritt · · Score: 1
    He was just kidding! All you have to do is read closely (always a good idea) and it becomes obvious beyond a shadow of a doubt:

    Think about it .. what does an award like this say? It says "Look, you don't have to be using Microsoft Word or whatever to produce quality work. You can produce quality work using any tool that you like." Is this the kind of thing that we want to have generally-known? Absolutely not.

    Rarely have I seen a purer example of extreme sarcasm than this. (But okay, it was a bit hidden in the midst of other paragraphs where it was less clear that it was sarcasm.)

    P.S. Regarding vi being old fashioned...not to stir up a religious war, but it was created in 1977, so it's 22 years old. Emacs was first created about 1974, so it's 25 years old. The age difference is pretty much insignificant by now.

    (And Bill Joy studied emacs before creating vi. He followed a different design path in large part because Unix only had 128k available in those days! Emacs, on the other hand, was (a) running on DEC 10's -- big machines... and (b) was implemented interpretively in Teco, not in a compiled language.)

    Personally, I use vi because it is keystroke efficient, powerful (e.g. its regular expression search and replace was there years and years before Stallman added the same to emacs), does not cause repetitive stress disorder from control/alt/meta keys, and is lightweight.

    I admire emacs for its boundless power, incredible array of add-ons, for its elisp language, and for its elegant underlying design (e.g. key bindings, buffer gap editing).

    But it really doesn't matter which editor you prefer. Try them both. I used emacs (the Teco version) exclusively for a year and a half, long ago. It's clearly very cool... just not my current preference.

    Every time I've heard of a new vi keybinding mode for emacs, I try it out, to see if I can finally switch to emacs. So far, none have them have been complete emulations.

    Anyone know of a really perfect vi keybinding for emacs? At least as good as "vim" is as a clone of vi? I want ":" commands, too...)

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  218. Here it is. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The guy who made the hamster dance page.

  219. Re: What Al Gore means. by Scrymarch · · Score: 1
    As I recall he was on the commitee that approved funding for the Internet and was a relatively consistent advocate for such.

    And of course he designed and implemented all the protocols, routers etc :)

  220. Re:Patent-owning-lawsuit-slapping scum of the Year by DStroup · · Score: 1

    Once again, Time's "Person of the year" does not mean its someone who you should look up to or aspire to be, its who had the most influence in one year. I personally don't agree that Bezos influenced world events the most, but I don't even want to start on that now.

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  221. Re:?? Time for Plankton vote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's ok ignorance is bliss...

    And if you're befuddled I'm certain the plankton
    will be following this thread with global
    conscience. They're my number one vote as well.
    Go the Planks

  222. Justifying Bezos by Chris+Johnson · · Score: 2
    If Bezos truly represents all that could go wrong or all that has gone wrong...
    (let's see- 'e-business' that doesn't make money but produces absurdly high stock valuations and copycat ventures, doesn't even necessarily deliver the lowest prices and is also using patents as a weapon to seize big and obvious areas of pseudo-intellectual property)
    ...then isn't he in fact the ideal choice for Man Of The Year in the same sense that Hitler was Time's Man Of The Year? Nobody has ever suggested that all these people were _good_: Time may have one view of Bezos now, but may also be quite aware that the whole thing could be a massive, damaging and dangerous con game- and _still_ would choose Bezos as Man Of The Year, because if it _is_ a con it's very big news and Bezos still represents it very effectively.
  223. Re:Slashdot's Woman of the Year by sinergy · · Score: 1
    OK... i withdraw my vote for the Pokemon creator and give it to you.

    Gotta love monkies!

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  224. Sorry by Chris+Johnson · · Score: 2
    The Internet wouldn't be here without Arpanet, which was a Department of Defense project and thus more socialist than capitalist (in that it was decreed by the government and made to happen using government money).

    PCs would very likely not be here without the original 6502-based Apple computers, which were designed in a garage by a ubergeek named Woz, or Steve Wozniak, who was, is and remains uninterested in the profit motive, and currently teaches children if I'm not mistaken. It was done for coolness factor entirely, and Woz had to be argued into even starting a business- and initially balked and refused to do so! He was persuaded by...

    Steve Jobs, who is more responsible for 'Microsoft's ease of use' than they are. In a situation where everybody did DOS, and he could have done well by using his Svengali-like talents to sell DOS better than the next guy, Jobs wanted more. He was always pushing for something though he didn't himself know what he wanted- after seeing the Xerox PARC demos he wanted that and more, and personally berated, inspired, terrified and hijacked an entire team of geeks into creating the next-generation Alto and inventing most of the territory in the bargain. Jobs is not and has never been particularly interested in money either- he wants rock-star like fame and influence, and wants to be the one to revolutionise the world. He sort of managed it once, and continues to be very good PR specifically because he's more interested in the ability to shock and impress than he is in the likelihood of delivering reliable value to stockholders.

    It looks like most of your examples for the benefits of greed actually refer to people who were and are motivated by completely different reasons! The reason isn't the same- curiosity, geek value, ego, government socialism- but it seems that in every case it's something other than capitalist greed that produces results.

    Is there _anything_ useful that classic unadulterated greed has produced? What's the percentage in innovation, cooperation, progress? Isn't it true that greed _never_ produces anything worthwhile, only seizes on existing things and magnifies/hypes/ruins them? Granted, the magnification and hype can have uses, but one would not want to rely on a greed-motivated world. Nothing would get done!

  225. P.A.R.C. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    P.A.R.C.'s SmallTalk system interface is COMPLETELY different from the Mac OS interface. If you had ever seen video footage of the P.A.R.C. machine in action, you would know that. Do not repeat the Windows defense - "Apple just stole it from Xerox." B.S. Jef Raskin had a concept for a graphical user interface in the late 60's (QuickDraw is the name he used). Xerox also got a bunch of Apple stock in exchange for allowing Jobs to visit the Center.

  226. No one, or everyone by Pyromage · · Score: 1

    No building is built without any foundation, and similarly no achievement we may consider can possibly be suppoted by just one man. BSD and Linux have armies of coders, quietly hacking in the background. No man is an island. One person suggested the Ebay founder. This site is maintained daily by a regiment of web-gurus, who deserve the recognition just as much, if not more than the founder, who needs do no more than sit down and reap the rewards of an idea. We cannot simply credit a good idea, for those come often, and die just as often. We must also salute the work that goes behind it, so we must consider the dark nights spent coding the webserver and OS that supports that site. I nominate everyone that had a part in the daily wonders we all take for granted, for without them the occaisional monumental achievement is nothing. These peons are the ones we all depend on, whether we know it or not. The only people often nominated are too often the ones that already have been recognized for their achievements. We cannot allow them to go unnoticed, but there are hundreds of small footsteps that do go unnoticed. While we worship these deities, we ignore those who stand in their shadow.

  227. Split Vote, Fantacy Plaza and Comp-u-Store by Felinoid · · Score: 1

    Ok They want the founder of e-commerce? How about the original Fantacy Plaza set up to sell copys of DYM and ended up selling books, software and all kinds of junk.. shutdown at the end of the 1980s a few years before Amazon came into existence and no one knows what happend to them.

    Annother is CompUstore Compuservers on-line store. It sold junk.. pillows in the shape of computers.. chcolate in the shape of computers... etc.. you know the kinda junk you'd find at a gift shop.. sort of an Internet gift shop a few years before anyone heard of the Internet.
    They were both cutting edge but couldn't convence the general public that eventually everyone would be buying stuff on-line... Ironicly they both had "One click shopping"...

    Alternitvely I'd say Ebay is pritty cutting edge.. I don't think on-line auctions could even work on a BBS considering the one user at a time problem.

    I know Commander Taco would like to get some votes for himself but he knows good and well Usenet, FidoNet and BBSes have him beat by a number of years. Still /. is pritty cool and desveres a nod more than Amazon...

    Accually Time should have skipped the trendy notion of e-commerce and gone with the brouder Internet... yes the father of the Internet... he should get Man of the year... With out him there'd be no Amazon.com... and we'd still be calling long distence just to order books on-line... or at least I would... I miss FP thow they were a grand deal better than Amazon....

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  228. nice thoughts by serialk · · Score: 1

    this is what i was saying in the article posted

    about this originally and it is so true.

    what do we get out of it besides total greed

    and destruction ?

    nothing....

    it should be somebody like linus or tim berners-lee for sure.

    thinking that it is anything else is delusional.

    again, remember who time is owned by: a huge conglomerate devoted to greed so dont expect anything less next time dont be surprised when they pick another putz.

  229. Nice idea, but based on the wrong premises by drix · · Score: 2

    Katz has enumerated quite a few of the cyber-movers and shakers, but he seems to have forgotten that Time is a news-magazine. Thus, when they pick their man of the year, they are looking for someone who has shaped the news of this year, not who has made a lot of useful changes. His examples are the very antithesis of how the select the (wo)Man - the nameless, faceless programmers are changing our lives, doubtless, but they sure haven't been in the news.
    A famous example of this would be Adolf Hitler, who got the nod in `38 or `39, can't remember. I certainly wouldn't call his changes "useful," but he shaped news (in Time, at least) more than anyone that year. In 1980 they picked the Ayatollah. Same reasoning.
    People tend to liken the Time magazine MOTY selection to a Nobel prize - choosing people based on merit and goodwill. When people like David Ho (trying to cure AIDS) or Carter (promoting peace and goodwill towards man) are named, ostensibly this is true. However, that is not their selection criterion.
    With that in mind, I still have qualms as to the validity of their selection. E-commerce has really only been in the news for about a month now. Compare with Columbine. You know there had to be some tempation there to name Klebold and Harris; no two names were in the news more. I'm absolutely shocked that Jon "Hellmouth" Katz somehow forgot about Columbine when he wrote this piece. I guess he just didn't understand the award.

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  230. Some candidates. by Abigail-II · · Score: 1
    Funny, a topic like this came up last Monday, a Perl Mongers (user group) meeting. We discussed person of the century (although it's a year early). Person of the century is probably more appropriate, as the article mentions names like Linus Torvalds, Jonathan Postel and Tim Berners-Lee, all of who might have been candidates for a person of the year, but not this year.

    Here are some names in the category computer/net/geek person that were mentioned, in some random order.

    • Bill Gates. Noone likes him, but it's hard to deny his influence in the last decade.
    • Jonathan Postel. Too obscure for Time magazine of course. And giving an award to him is really giving an award to all the people that did the ground breaking work. But Postel was the first to die.
    • The person who invented the transistor (I forgot his name). Without the transistor, computing wouldn't have been were it is now.
    • Alan Turing, for his theoretical work, and his practical work with the first computing devices.
    • Jon Von Neumann, for formalizing the concept of a Von Neumann architecture.
    • Godel, because Turing build on his work.
    • Grace Hopper. For her work on the concept of programming languages.
    • John Backus of Fortran and Algol fame.

    After thinking about it for some time, my vote would go to Grace Hopper. Interestingly enough, Thompson/Ritchie, Knuth, and Berners-Lee were not mentioned. That Thorvalds or Wall weren't mentioned didn't quite surprise me.

    A general person of the century was discussed as well. Suggestions were Hitler, Churchill, Kennedy, Roosevelt, Ghandi. But someone mentioned Truman. Because he dropped "the bomb", and because of the Marshall plans. But also because he didn't drop "the bomb" in Korea. It took me a while to realize that first using atomic weapons, and then realizing that it's better not to ever do that again might have been the most important decision of the century. The world would have looked extremely different had we continued to use atomic weapons.

    As for the person of the millennium, Galileo was the clear favourite, way ahead of Newton.

    -- Abigail

  231. Re:Slashdot's Woman of the Year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I read Slashdot.

    So do I. Obviously.

    I've got positive Karma.

    So have I.

    I've never made a 'first post' (well...there was that one time but the monkeys made me do it!)

    Ditto. Except it was the evil fish, not the monkeys.

    I use FreeBSD and Linux.

    Likewise. I have 4 machines running FreeBSD and 1 running Linux.

    I've built my own kernel.

    So have I.

    I'm post-geek

    I don't read Fresh Meat, because I'm a vegetarian.

    I read Jon Katz's articles at least 13% of the time (that's more than you!)

    Actually its not. I tune in at about 80% of the time.

    I survived the wrath of Phil Hughes

    I survived the 'disappointment' of Richard Stallman (who was disappointed that I hadn't hacked around too much with emacs).

    I have a Tshirt signed by Linus

    I have Phil Zimmerman's autograph. Now that is the ultimate signature!

    I own grrl.org

    I own many domains, as well as administering my own e-commerce site.

    I've got root.

    I have root as well as several fluffy penguins (and seals, but I keep them apart).

    I say I deserve Slashdot Woman Of the Year, particularly as I was the first person (or Anonymous Coward, however you choose to see it) to bring up the "Woman of the Year" in this topic.

  232. Why not Bill Gates? by RAruler · · Score: 1

    Who better to be the man of the century, who will be remembered by future generations for centuries afterwards. then the monopolistic dictator of Microsoft?


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  233. Man of the year is not about who is the greatest by hellfire · · Score: 1

    Times "Man of the Year" or "Woman of the year" or "Thingie of the year" is not about who was the greatest or most important or who had the best 3/4 profile shot on the front of a magazine.

    Its all about who was the most important newsmaker. Who made lots of news and who was the person to read about or listen radio stories or watch television spots.

    Keep that in mind when you critique Times choice. There was a groundswell in the Mac community to make Steve Jobs man of the year. I certainly would call Steve Jobs a greate humanitarian. He's an arrogant Jerk who happens to be a great business man. And he made lots of news.

    Man of the year is really about The press acknowledging someone they feel is important by their own criteria in there own little world. We nerds are in our own little world with our counter culture, Linux, science interests etc etc. Journalists are no less weird, they just don't think like Nerds.

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  234. what the shit [was Re:Slashdot's Woman of the Yr] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    knd of place is this? someone posts a rambling, misinformed thread that devalues men, not to mention the very ideals of feminism. butbecause she purports to be a girl, you moderate it up and flock around her, practically lavishing accolades? wankers. read a book, drive a car, go for a run, get in a fight, get drunk, talk to a woman. anything to get you away from the goddamned computer.

  235. No thinking needed: the late Jon Postel. by mazur · · Score: 1
    Without him, there would be no internet, no Red Hat, no VALinux, no MP3 stations, no fraggin'. And no Slashdot, either. Maybe no Linux, either. So there.

    Stefan
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    1. Re:No thinking needed: the late Jon Postel. by mazur · · Score: 1
      *oopsie* YKYHBBWTMLOTCWY read "man of the century" instead of "man of the year". Sorry about the misrwead, and sorry about replying to my own comment, but hey, it needed be done.

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  236. You know what's sad... by fluxrad · · Score: 1

    I can't think of one person i would pick to be my man of the year. Linus MIGHT have been it a few years ago, but this isn't the year of Linux...this is the year of his creation (for a few). Clinton was on that list a few years back, but today i can't think of one damned person who i thnk of and say "you know...that person is a Role Model!"

    By the way. let's get off this internet kick if we're going to seriously discuss the person of the year...Steve Jobs (or the Mac if you want to get technical) was on that list because the personal computer revolutionized the WORLD! E-commerce is changing the way 28 fucking people shop. When was the last time you got toilet paper and some dinty more beef stew off e-bay? Ask yourself - who changed the WORLD this year???

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  237. Mahir by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd like to nominate Mahir, the web's first superstar. The worldwide popularity of his (perhaps unintentionally) funny homepage proved Warhol right: we all will be famous in the future.