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But internet memes never die. https://imgflip.com/memetempla...

You clearly have never seen dota players before
https://images.dailyhive.com/20180318203331/dota2-tournament-seattle-key-arena.jpg

Even the fans watching are on par with horse jockies
https://www.google.com/search?q=Nexon+Arena&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X#imgrc=_

I mean seriously. Compare that to your football fans
https://i.imgflip.com/1xlxez.jpg

The way things are going, it seems like their hubris hasn't changed, and is in fact preventing them from learning from their mistakes.

I'm imagining the Simpsons Principal Skinner meme, but instead he says, "Am I out of touch? No, it's the customers who are wrong!"
Actually, let's do that right now.

https://i.imgflip.com/2u30ai.j...

So what you're saying is...

https://i.imgflip.com/2pe07r.j...

Definitely Bamboo

Oh lol yes. I fully agree. Companies have gone full retard fuelled with fear through stories that they will be made bankrupt by the EU for not doing something they weren't asked to do in the first place. I've seen this too in great variance:

a) blocking the EU completely
b) serving different sites to EU with tracking cookies disabled
c) serving full page confirmation dialogues
d) a small banner
e) doing nothing

The reality is a lot of places can get away with a combination of e and b. Those people freaking out that they have to disable logging on their server got really poor (or likely none) legal advice.

My gym here asked me to sign a GDPR form saying they need consent to the data they already have. I told them they are idiots since they already have consent on account of me filling out the paper form originally.

Even better one my colleagues is a scouts leader and told me a story about the management committee talking about getting the kids to take GDPR forms to their parents, ... the only information they've collected are their parent's emergency contact details.

Of course the internet has a meme for this: https://imgflip.com/i/c5avw

(This guy reminds me of those people that don't even manage to type a simple apostrophe, and then blame slashdot for it...)

My employer went Full Cloud, so I made this meme

(apologies for dupe post, slashcode issues)

Denial also works.

Real-life footage of the Imgur board of directors considering copyright: https://imgflip.com/s/meme/Lau...

versus what the movement is Telling us what to think.

This one?

https://imgflip.com/i/25reri?l...

The rag was in the tank for Hillary Clinton, and for Obama before that. Both are right-wingers, which makes Salon right-wing as well. As is their race baiting, which seeks to divide people on race so they don't pay attention to class.

False.

I believe we have photographic proof of your clam.

https://i.imgflip.com/1qu4bo.j...

can it be possible that they are ...

https://imgflip.com/i/22zals">img src="https://i.imgflip.com/22zals.jpg

"I don't always commit criminal acts, but when I do I don't carry a tracking device."

You can't tell by some of the comments.

At this point if the executive order provided free high speed internet to all Americans the headline would probably be
"Trump signs order making it easier to spy on all Americans".

Damn!

Just checking the early comments, and it's all "he's only rewarding the red states for voting him in", "it's encroachment on public lands - will end with offshore drilling and commercialization of public lands", "write a check to your cronies".

They left out "he's only doing it to watch liberal heads explode".

Even though I disliked Obama and [president] Clinton, at least I accepted that they were duly elected, and note that they did some things that were actually good for the country. Notably, Clinton reduced regulations and reduced the deficit (and national debt) for awhile.

Is there *nothing* good that will come from this president?

At least he's no longer literally Hitler. That's progress.

I voted for BREXIT. Here's why

Outside the EU with a Canada type deal the UK would have control over

1) Immigration.

2) Trade

3) Internal regulations

4) Democracy

5) Defence

6) Money. The UK makes a net contribution of £10billion per year. Outside the EU we'll probably have to pay a divorce fee of around £40billion or so. However after that we'll only contribute to programs which are in the national interest. Norway is not an EU member but is a single market member and makes per capita contributions of around 1/7 what the UK does.

Of course the Remoaners want you to think it's all a Russian plot. Nope. There was a referendum and you guys lost.

Underlining your point:

And then there is the 60bn euros they print every month -> makes our net 10bn (+- 1bn per month) contribution pale in comparison. Why does no-one mention that?

Ah, yes, because it is going to get paid back, isn't it? Just like the US national debt is, too. Yeah. Right.

I voted for BREXIT. Here's why

Outside the EU with a Canada type deal the UK would have control over

1) Immigration. Inside the EU we have to accept free movement of EU citizens. Not just to come to work, which I have no problem with, but also to claim benefits which I have a large problem with. And, more subtly, being inside the EU means we have to sign up to the ECHR. Article 8 of that makes it almost impossible to deport criminal, non EU aliens. Also if the UK is in the EU, it cannot refuse EU migrants and immigration is unpopular it instead clamps down on non EU ones. I've got a lot of friends in non EU countries who have tried and failed to get UK work permits because of this, despite the fact that they'd get a job and pay taxes if they moved to the UK. Many EU migrants end up in low pay jobs and are not net taxpayers because they depend on Working Families Tax Credit, Housing Benefit and so on. I.e. the EU is a source of cheap labour but that labour is subsidised by the taxpayer.

2) Trade. Inside the EU we need to have tariffs on non EU imports. Outside the EU we don't - we could sign free trade agreements with the US for example, which is our largest export customer. There's the Commonwealth, Asia and so on. Trade with the EU is important, but it is declining in importance. Also even without a Canada type deal we have a trade deficit with the EU. I.e. we buy more than we sell. So if tariffs are imposed on trade both ways we can use the tariffs we collect to pay our exporters tariffs.

3) Internal regulations. If you trade with another country, your exporters need to comply with their regulations on goods they export. Unfortunately the EU goes much farther than that - the EU wants to be a state and to regulate even intra country trade. Outside the EU that wouldn't happen.

4) Democracy. Democracy works if you vote for a government, that government makes policy and then you vote again. In the EU that process is broken because there are things you can vote for - controls on immigration for example - which the EU will block. In the run up to BREXIT Cameron asked for a delay between new immigrants arriving from the EU and being able to claim benefits but was slapped down. Meanwhile Merkel unilaterally admitted 'Syrian refugees' who turned out to be mostly not Syrian and not refugees. Since Germany controls the EU, the EU didn't bat an eyelid. In fact the EU is still trying to impose a quota system on EU countries to accept their 'fair share' of the migrants Merkel invited into Germany.

5) Defence. The EU wants an army and to be a state. The UK has traditionally seen NATO as being the security organisation, and the EEC and then EU as being about trade. Leaving the EU with a Canada type agreement keeps tariffs off trade but removes us from getting sucked into the EU's aspirations at statehood. Even a WTO deal isn't too bad for the reasons mentioned in 2)

6) Money. The UK makes a net contribution of £10billion per year. Outside the EU we'll probably have to pay a divorce fee of around £40billion or so. However after that we'll only contribute to programs which are in the national interest. Norway is not an EU member but is a single market member and makes per capita contributions of around 1/7 what the UK does.

Of course the Remoaners want you to think it's all a Russian plot. Nope. There was a referendum and you guys lost.

Dear Samsung, AC above said that your phones are blazing fast.

It's that simple to forget when you have multiple /. accounts.
https://imgflip.com/i/vm4t4

https://imgflip.com/i/1x5wmf

Oh our dear fatass spammer. Do you know how to use a search engine? There are literally hundreds of photos of you out there, and it seems you've become a meme. success is definitely yours - an uneducated stupid fat fuck seems to be hand-fighting a script instead of the dick he can't see unless he's wearing a corset. let me translate the foreign language ones for you, since I doubt you know any. "my corset pushed my testicles under my shirt", "football player", "a football player? - a football"

Have you noticed you're a big fat meme now too? Here are mostly the russian domains so you can call the FBI again. You can have fun finding the english ones yourself asshat. Get off this fuckins site loser.

http://i12.pixs.ru/storage/8/2...
http://imgdisk.ru/image/rG7r
https://makeameme.org/meme/350...
https://imgflip.com/i/1rfsbk
http://risovach.ru/upload/2017...
http://imglink.ru/show-image.p...
http://imagestun.com/hosting/?...
https://saveshot.net/i/PuU5n
http://www.picshare.ru/view/81...
http://ipic.su/img/img7/fs/s1....

I'll just leave this here and be on my merry way. Thanks.

https://i.imgflip.com/1d7bh7.j...

/oblg Can't tell if you are being sarcastic or not ...

... but why are you remembering a password in the first place?? Why aren't you using a password manager???

I would have

The question was not for you, but for the AC, who suddenly decided, long experience is important to being the President of the US.

But you wish to talk about Sarah Palin:

Instead, he chose someone with no experience, qualifications or talent to be his running mate.

Sorry, I just couldn't support putting someone like Palin a heartbeat away from the presidency

Unlike both Barack Obama and Joseph Biden (and even John McCain), Sarah Palin actually did have executive experience — she previously ran her town as a mayor and her State as a governor. So, on the subject of experience you are objectively and verifiably wrong. Four Pinocchios...

"Talent" and "qualifications" are subjective, so I'm not going to go there.

like usual it was a choice between a turd and a douche.

No, after the Democratic primaries, where the two opposed each other, Obama was the turd and Biden was the douche. And you helped the nation elect both, while leaving the unarguably more experienced (and arguably qualified and talented) team out. Something to tell your grandchildren about...

" Bozo the Clown would have been a better choice"

That's exactly who got elected. How's he doing so far?

Right, Ronald Mcdonald Trump

I'm not really surprised that's up there - along with Donald Trump.

Ignoring politics for a moment we lost some important and popular people. Prince, David Bowie, John Glenn, Leonard Cohen, Gwen Ifil, John McLaughlin, Harper Lee, Florence Henderson, Abe Vigoda, Merle Haggard, Gene Wilder, Muhammad Ali, Paul Kantner, Keith Emerson, Greg Lake, and Arnold Palmer but not Carl Palmer.

Glen Frey, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Janet Reno, Fidel Castro, Shimon Peres. Gordie Howe, Bernie Worrel, that guy from Mr. Ed, Noel Neill, Antonin Scalia, George Kennedy,

I skipped over a lot of people to make my list that short.

Some of those people were old anyway and weren't expected to live and weren't doing much, but others were too young and had a lot more to offer the world.

Keith Richards is still alive!

You know that meme that floats around the internet that says "Hey Mick, look who I outlived this week".

Now I don't wish death upon Mick Jagger, but it's coming someday and how are they going to re-work that meme? "Hey Mick, look who I outlived this----Mick? Are you still breathing? Mick?...Mick? Oh bloody hell, now I've outlived Mick Jagger."

And then the Rolling Stones will be truly over. Or maybe Keith Richards will die first. Either of them is a good bet to die soon.

No sympathy for the devil.

https://i.imgflip.com/5pnp6.jp...

Doland Trump's new campaign posters...

Hello newfriend,
This was created especially for you: https://imgflip.com/i/1btarm

Enjoy!

Stupid is as stupid does. Someone should make a meme pointing out how stupid Indonesia is.

Something like this, this or this

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A downvote is NOT I disagree.

Well, literally hundreds of millions of people (per year) buy iPhones (last 12 months was 215 million) and don't have this problem.

I could see you getting a bad phone - shit happens. I could (just about) see you getting *two* bad phones out of two. There is no way I'd buy that you got three successive phones that failed in the same way, as for five ? Well, I'll be charitable and say you must be the unluckiest person on the planet. Is your name Brian by any chance ?

For reference: "In line with the firm’s fourth-quarter report, a study that analyzed smartphone failures during the first quarter of 2016 determined that Android devices cause far more problems for their owners than iPhones. According to Blancco Technology Group’s new data, 44% of Android phones experienced failures between January and March of this year, compared to 25% of iPhones"

Occam's razor says I still think you don't look after the phone, assuming you're telling the truth. Sorry.

When you move into a new neighborhood and the neighbors don't come to visit you, that doesn't mean they don't exist.

Obligatory

Glad I'm not the only one annoyed. Obligatory meme.

Refuses to login while being a hostile cunt = Troll/sock puppet

Also... Dalai... oh so very sorry for the typo... I'll let Wonka apologize for me:
http://cdn.meme.am/instances/5...
https://i.imgflip.com/dakta.jp...
http://www.memesly.com/media/c...

And my general response to you:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

you found a typo in a forum post... you must be smarter than me.
https://i.imgflip.com/dakta.jp...

You've been on the internet too long to be this stupid. Presuming superiority for finding a typo is idiotic. Aka it is the opinion that an idiot would have... I don't think you're an idiot.

I think you're upset and want to score points. But you couldn't think of a better way to do it... so you chose... the typo argument.

Dumb. Kindly stop being stupid. Acting stupid ACTUALLY makes you look stupid.

Just fyi, chum.

How about you leave my damn content ALONE?

Well, when I go to https://imgflip.com/memegenera..., there are three font choices: Impact, Arial , and Comic Sans. At http://memegenerator.net/ it looks like Impact is the only option. Being the default choice at these sites, I suspect Impact gets used the most by far. I think I have never seen Comic Sans used.

I've done a very quick animated gif: https://imgflip.com/gif/69vpc If you see the circled area, that looks like the area the rock has come from, probably flicked there by the front wheels?

http://imgflip.com/memes/templates/futurama-fry.jpg
Not sure if modded funny because of the sad lack of technology --
Or there is a hidden joke in there somewhere that I'm missing