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Hey you know what else saves the lives of our beloved GIs?

Not fighting optional wars. (Rimshot)

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They're ugly, look crippled, and found in only one place in the world -- an oil spill.

It's true. There are a lot of BP Execs involved ~rimshot

Here's your rimshot

What's that?

...and they're both now extinct.

hey-oh!

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seriously do you think its the daleks or cybermen thats at fault??

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There's a website for that, y'know:

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Ah gee. Here's the appropriate response to the fp: http://instantrimshot.com/

Psh, I'd hit it like a cymbal.

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http://www.instantrimshot.com/ covers this just fine. :P

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They're all maniacal engineers. *rimshot*

funding for the flood control project essentially dried up

I think that one deserves a rim shot.

But yes, one of the many causes of Hurricane Katrina was short-termism and a "cut government spending" ideology that led to underfunding of essential maintenance of levees, bridges and other not-so-glamorous infrastructure in many parts of the country.

Stop being a dick.

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I worked a Coop with an employer that did

Was it a ...

wait for it

...

Chickan Coop

??


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Yup. Here all week.

Until the smart dolphins who've already left shake their heads at mankind (and their stupid brethren) that stayed behind.

You're saying some stayed on porpoise ?

Here you go.

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Oh, you mean a religious AI? rimshot

At least post the link... ;)

Cheers,

Don't you mean taxiation?

An exponential function and a constant function are walking down the street. In the distance they spot a differential operator. The constant function goes, "Oh no! A differential operator! If he gets to me I'm screwed!"

The exponential function confidently responds, "I'm not afraid! I'm e^x!"

The constant function says, "Well, I'm not sticking around to see what happens."

The exponential function and the constant function part ways. The exponential function reaches the differential operator and boasts, "I'm not afraid of you! I'm e^x!"

And the differential operator answers, "I'm d/dy."

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Perhaps my humour's a little dry, I'll admit to that. But, once more for clarity:

Godwinned.

Doesn't he always?

Ba dum, tish!

Cheers,

Yuck. If she bent over, she'd resemble a cow with hanging udders. Blech. Give me natural As or Bs anyday rather than fakies.

If you're the typical Slashdot reader, you probably have natural As or Bs already.
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Sorry, how could I resist?

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At MIT, they give the test to the professors the award to the machines. Yeeeaaahhh

And how are those TPS reports coming? *ducks low*

This is how I feel about that.

Like this:

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London needs help on their series of tubes.

They could always replace them with a big truck you can just dump people on...

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I think you dropped this.

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It's the same in Egypt right now. Organizations and institutions here spend billions to keep up with the neighbors as far as just having shiny, good-looking new things, but its all for show

Of course they won't admit to that, ever.

See, they're all in de nile.

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