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He's a confirmed superstar now, as he finally made the frontpage of the National Enquirer.

http://www.nationalenquirer.co...

The ENQUIRER also discovered the “Little Big Shots” host, 60, is so terrified his depraved split personality will be exposed that he’s degenerated into a recluse, surrounding himself with 'round-the-clock armed security — that costs a whopping $25,000 a month!

There is nothing you need to know about Hillary Clinton that isn't known,

Largely, but not completely. And more is coming out now. . . ugh

I took credit for having unprotected sex with Jessica Alba.

Sorry, but your cover story isn't holding up.

I can guess what and WHO your Progressive self has really been doing .

And please turn down your Rick James Super Freak.

It sounds like Ted Cruz has had his whistle blown by at least five women not named, "Heidi".

http://www.conservativeoutfitt...

http://www.thepoliticalinsider...

http://www.nationalenquirer.co...

Thank you, friend. I think I've chosen to go with "The Captain" as in Captain and Tennille. It projects the proper note of authority and sportiness.

http://www.nationalenquirer.co...

Hey, I only use the MOST reliable sources such as the National Enquirer (Ha): http://www.nationalenquirer.co...

I think it may be an inconvenient truth to point out that both of them are factually correct...

As is this.

I guess it may finally be time to take Russia Today as seriously as the National Enquirer.

Then you're obviously on the wrong site: this is news for nerds, i.e., people who can figure out how to use a URI even if it's not hyperlinked. News for hapless, brain-dead idiots is thataway. (Or even thataway.)

Now go away and let the grownups talk. :p ;)

Yes, but it's still not any business of the public what celebrities do on their own time....As it is it isn't any more our business than if the neighbor down the street is doing it.

You don't get out much, do you?

National Enquirer
Star
Us Magazine

There are times when this looks more like the Enquirer than the US Weekly. Today happens to be one of those times. http://www.nationalenquirer.com/

Aw, come on. People trust in The Sun. Well, as much as they trust in The National Enquirer, Fox News, and The Weekly World News.

They still sell the Enquirer? I haven't actually SEEN a copy in ages.

They still exist, including online. Which wouldn't be so bad, except that the reason tabloids are still around is that people BUY them. That's the real tragedy. Remember that cultural crap doesn't exist in a vacuum - people create a market for it. (This is ss even true in politics.)

Wait - I get it. Man evolves slowly, because he retarded. Or, at least experiencing retarded evolution.

Shhhhhhh! You'll anger Sarah Palin. Better call it mentally challenged evolution.

Well, let's see how "professional journalism" is doing over at the National Inquirer. Today's headlines:

• "Patrick Swayze takes turn for worse - TV show shuts down!"
• "Sleazemaster Larry Flynt XXX 'Palin' flick."
• "Feds eye steamy Lara Logan 'war crimes'."

"Got Gossip? We'll pay big bucks. Click or email us. Click here."

The National Enquirer at least pretends to be a newspaper. IT-Enquirer seems to publish nothing but lightly edited PR handouts.

You're thinking of The National Enquirer and its sister publication, Weekly World News

The Inquirer is a snarky though reputable UK-based tech news site.

Lindon, Utah - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced that their previous kidnapping of the Olsen twins is behind the eating disorder afflicting Mary Kate Olsen today.

In a surprise announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative godspeed revealed that GNAA has known about Mary Kate's disorder for some time now, and that it was the ordeal she went through earlier that triggered it. "That skinny white girl," godspeed began. "Ever since we kidnapped her and her cracker sister, she couldn't stop eating nigger dick. After we originally injected the holy gay nigger seed into her, she just went crazy. Begged us for more all the time, wouldn't shut about about "Just needing a little more [cock.]" Shit, nigga, we GAY. Sure, we tapped that white ass to increase our numbers, but just cuz she wants it? HELL no!"

As reliable sources have reported, Mary Kate went on a binge after being released from GNAA custody. She had a group of niggers on call at all times, so she could eat a little black cock while in between takes one the set of her hit movie New York Minute. She was seen being rebuffed by R. Kelly, who in a statement to GNAA member l0de said "That bitch is WAY too old." Twin sister Ashley Olsen is reported as saying "I knew she had a problem, wanting to suck some nigger cock all the time, but whenever I tried to talk to her about it, she called me a "cracker whore" and stormed off. I mean, seriously, SHE'S the one sucking all that nigger cock, who is SHE to be calling ME a whore?"

Mary Kate is in a rehab facility in an undisclosed location, where well-qualified staff such as Ellen DeGeneres will help treat this young girl. Whether she will be able to beat this addiction to nigger cock, or relapse while seeing all those black bucks at NYU remains to be seen.

About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

• First, you have to obtain a copy of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. You can download the movie (~130mb) using BitTorrent.
• Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA First Post on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website.
• Third

Umm.. You do know that's not the tabloid but a computer site? Found by the same guy that started The Register. I don't really follow them much, but they're almost satire of a tabloid, but not really, except they focus on computers. It seems to be fooling people...

The summary is definitely flamebait, but hey, this kind of articles sell ad- and maybe even subscription-wise. Slashdot is well on its way to becoming the National Enquirer for Nerds.

...the national enquirer

Seeing as how it's from the Inquirer and all... IF it's real

You DO know that the Inquirer site in question is NOT the American rag that prints things on the Sasquatch's illegitimate chilrden with Elvis and all that, but rather a British IT/Tech news site?

The fake news mag is spelled Enquirer, not Inquirer. And technically it's known as the National Enquirer.

Just tired of explaining this to people when they ask about an article from the Inq.

"news out of /. and the Reg."

News? Out of Slashdot and The Register? Come on. You might as well include The National Enquirer in that list. :-)

I could easily be wrong, but are you instead thinking of: http://www.nationalenquirer.com/?

"I don't know why this hasn't received more coverage"

Maybe because that link is five huge pages spouting a bunch of conspiracy-theory pseudo-science... finally coming to the conclusion that the moon is, in fact, a disguised "Death Star"?

Yeah, I don't know why it hasn't received more coverage... in The National Enquirer!

You're probably thinking of the National Enquirer, an American tabloid devoted mainly to celebrity gossip. This is The Inquirer, a European technology magazine.

any other journalistic source?

Unless TS is offering briefcases with unmarked bills inside, I don't think this rises to the level of a civil tort.

I can't think of any other news organization so willing to cater to potential informants.

Then you're not thinking very hard.

My god, someone says this every time. It is not the National Enquirer you bozo, it's The Inquirer -- a legitimate source of tech news.

For those of you not lucky enough to get today tonight, get your cutting edge current affairs (and latest ufo sightings) from an equivalent US service here: www.nationalenquirer.com

Don't confuse "The National Enquirer" with "The Inquirer". Two totally different publications with pretty much nothing in common.

Mmm, didn't know that - The Inquirer and The Register were started by the same guy...

First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~130mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the ot

First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~130mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the ot

First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of th

No, but they might keep you from taking the money and running.

Talk about a next generation platform for enslavement collars! Just don't try to put WinCE on it or you may end up like this guy!

Here is some more "news" that will never be reported by the "mainstream" press:

#1: 'Loveline' Host: How I Help Stars Beat Drugs
#2: J.Lo Furious Over Ben's Gambling
#3: Liz's Gay Sex Fight Heats Up
#4: David Blaine Pelted with Eggs and Golf Balls During Stunt
#5: Macy Gray - I'm Not Afraid of Death
#6: Top Musicians: We Won't Perform on 9-11
#7: Hilary at War With Wild Child Chelsea
#8: Ben Cancels Bachelor Party When J.Lo Throws a Fit
#9: Matt LeBlanc's a Pain in the Butt to 'Friends'
#10: Colin Farrell Expecting a Boy
#11: Carly Simon to Reveal Inspiration for 'Your so Vain'

Oh, BTW, my source for this "news".

"The Sun" is purely a troll publication, just looking to spark controversy. At least let's discuss from a reliable publication, like "The Enquirer" or "The Weekly World News". Better yet, how about this one!

Offtopic here but what is with the parenthetical expression after you cite The Inquirer? This isn't the first time I have seen this. I can only think many people confuse them with The Enquirer and that is why they groan when citing the site as a reference. As far as I know there is no relation, one is a British web site on tech news and the other is an American tabloid. Is The Inquirer a bad source or something?

Just to clarify, Associated Press is a reputable news source. The National Enquirer is not.

Inquisitive minds just gotta ask.... ;-)

Come on, when replying to a story posted by 'The Inquirer', at least quote 'Inquiring minds want to know...' correctly.

(Yes, I know they're not that Inquirer, they even use the other spelling, but still...)

You *might* disbelieve the article because it comes from news.com.com, but I personally find them to be the highest caliber of news organization.

Right up there with the LA Times, The National Enquirer, and the Weekly World News.

After reading this last post, it got me to wondering that if I make a post in slashdot with lots of random random references and questionable assertions will I get moded up because it looks like I am smart?

I rank those guys somewhere between The Register and the Weekly World News on the journalistic integrity scale.

This story was in the Inquirer, not the Enquirer.

But is there a difference?

It's not not THAT enquirer.

If you want to call it a "valid news source", then you should also call The National Enquirer a "valid news source" because the quality is about the same.

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So they grab news from the Washington Post, Reuters and the BBC (amongst others), but leave out the National Enquirer? Why can't I have all my "Space Aliens Abducted Britney Spears" stories in one place?

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/stories/feature.cf m?instanceid=22359

cough

The pipeline, bitch.

Oh yeh, didnt the national enquirer also break the Monica Lewinsky story?

Bill had to answer for his blue dress stain. Georgie's gonna hafta answer for his little pipeline.

this boggles the mind.

don't knock ritalin and the other adhd drugs they can help you focus maybe get something done when you have lots of things going on and the bird flies by outside your window and i'm looking out the window and thinking about the bird and the tree and the grass and i get up to go outside and on the way i stop in the kitchen for a snack and my sister has the tv on so i watch that and after a while i start drawing on some paper that is there but i want the green marker and i go to my room to get it and while i am looking for the marker i pick up a book and flip through it and i start reading it in the middle if you only knew how many times i was distracted just writing this you need to look at the rest of the agenda these people have who say oh horrors they have these kids on drugs most are behaviorist bleeding heart kids should feel good about themselves with no background in medicine sorry a bs in psych doesnt cut it or worse yet a degree in journalism or the ones pushing grapefruit pip extract herbal compounds and miracle diets right take your medical information from them i'll sell you a magnet to put on your gas line that makes your car run better you should listen to people who study the brain like dr alan zametkin at nimh instead of the media you could start with this paper if you haven't looked at adhd research you should really take the time to read it i would greatly appreciate it if someone will please mod this out of AC wasteland although probably half the people on here have adhd i ought to just post it under my login confusing to read this no apology i live in this it doesn't bother me not confusing my life looks like a perfectly logical sequence from my point of view but back to the drugs my brain works differently it is no worse to give a kid with adhd ritalin than to give a diabetic kid insulin oh yeah the europeans and chinese are so progressive give the kids one test when they are 12 that determines whether they become worker bees or go on to higher education and you call us drones nice troll though

most of this stuff is what seems to be reactionary, down with the evil oppressive US government, crap.
"Lousiana promotes toxic racism": are you referring to the government itself, or the people residing within the state? the latter seems more likely, yet they can't actually go out and say that, else their reporting wouldn't be so sensational.
the tenth point, "The U.S. and NATO Deliberately Started the War with Yugoslavia", just seems pathetic. This is somehting that sounds like it's straight from the national enquirer.
"Pharmaceutical Companies Put Profits Before Need". Isn't that the entire point of starting a company? to make money?
anyway, that's about it. Just because something seems revolutionary or subversive, it shouldn't be given automatic creedence. Take everything you read with a drop of salt, as they say...

Saint Alex



Observe, reason, and experiment.

First of all, it is the PHILADELPHIA INQUIRER, not the NATIONAL ENQUIRER.

Second, why would any software block a .edu domain??? Like there is going to be a porn site on a .edu? I somehow doubt that. How retarded this software is.