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cracker is a racial slur

Really, what for? Is this an American popular culture term? I haven't come across it before, other than this http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105977/ TV series.

Yeah, it's an American culture term; if you're ever in doubt about something like this again, I'd bet that Urban Dictionary has it. Let me check . . . yup.

So your drive still works, huh? That's not a feature, thats a bug. Please bring your PS2 to the nearest Sony center and, while you're at it, prepare to be anally invaded by a group of big burly men as they like to play ridge racer. Expect massive damage while your weak spot is exposed, as you can be sure they'll do some real-time "weapon" changes.

Thank you.

Ken Kutaragi
President and CEO of Sony Computer Entertainment

from http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=own ed
Owned
v. owned, 0wned, pwned, 0wn3d, pwn3d, own3d.
v. tr.
To be made a fool of; To make a fool of; To confound or prove wrong; embarrasing someone: Being embarrased.

examples: I owned you in counter-strike. You were owned at the party yesterday.


Nice one.

Straight from the Urban dictionary, read the definition of Rim Shot.

This happened on Deputy PM John Prescott's watch. "Tony Blair is beginning his delayed holiday to the Caribbean ... While Mr Blair is away, Deputy Prime Minister John Prescott is expected to take control of the day-to-day running of the country." - BBC 8/8/6

So I'm waiting for further evidence before deciding whether this is a real threat or just "security theater".

But we better hope the ban on hand luggage works, because the next step for John Prescott could be really scary: "Naked ... On a Plane".

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mas hup

ahem! to bloody right the buzzword's taken! i've been saying this for years...

mashup (mash up) V. 1. to get wrecked on drugs of some description. 2. to have violence visited on one's person.

usage: "we were right in the middle of one hell of a mashup and i fell and broke my arm."

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mas hup

The hype about this study is really ridiculous, and I've named it the Duh!scovery of the day over on my blog.

Now, maybe we're just too blasé, but if someone has physical access to your keyboard and can sniff all of your network packets, your security is so hosed that the use of a JitterBugTM is the least of your worries.

Again, if a spy has your user name, access to your computer and hooks into your network... you are, as the geeks would say, pwnd.

While it wouldn't be very nice to whack a colonel, if you whack-off a colonel, well, that's a totally different story.

You keep making oblique references to steak and cheese. I do not think that phrase means what you think it means.

(If it's 17556639's favorite dish, maybe his wife is looking forward to death.)

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pwn ed

Check out the urban dictionary definition of taint.

My favorite is: 2. The jagged or wavy line between your marble bag and balloon knot.

(In all seriousness, the word in English that you probably wanted is "tint". While the word taint is very similar, the "official" non-urban dictionary meaning carries with it a connotation of corruption. Ex: The politician's motives were tainted by his receiving gifts from the oil lobby. Ex: Don't eat that meat! It's tainted! I hope this helps you a tiny bit, since I had fun at your expense. Well, at your taint's expense.)

However: Idaho Falls is the one place I've ever been where you could buy cigarettes by the each instead of by the pack.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=69

Root kit takes on a different meaning in this context.

Root: Kiwi/Australian slang that is used in place of the more commonly used term "fuck."

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Do+ not+want!

Girl in picture: "What's an operating system?"

after oranges, peaches are known to be the second most popular weapons in Drive-by Fruitings.

Be sure to appreciate your sysadmin with some sweet schwag...

Be sure to appreciate your sysadmin with some sweet schwag...

I don't know if many people realize how silly this posting sounds when you take into accout the spanish slang term mecco.

Take a look at this site and read the second reference.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mec co

Then reread the posting. Those dirty scientists somehow found a way to associate black (or perhaps brown) holes and meccos... hehe. Maybe it's only funny to me.

Apparently it comes from the same Hell dimension as "Kewl!"

The ironing is delicious.

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Dude, they were hardly innocent. They ran around outside butt naked for crying out loud!

`Round these parts we call that gettin nekkid. Adam and Eve were most definitely nekkid.

cause I think I just heard someone say 'Weeaboo.'

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Can you say "Police State"? I voted for George Bush because he promissed me a smaller and less invasive government. This is what I got.

1. Never trust a politician, particularly one on the campaign trail.
2. Politicians reserve the right to declare any "promises" made to be non-core promises. Also check to see if they have their fingers crossed behind their back.
3. See 1.

'Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely. Great men are almost always bad men.' - Lord Acton, 1887.

If the facts are on your side, pound the facts.
If the facts are not on your side, pound the table

And if the table is not on your side, pound sand

Actually, this is a hopster.

When Merriam just doesn't cut it: Urban Dictionary.

sarchasm

A rootkit is a set of software tools frequently used by a third party (usually an intruder) after gaining access to a computer system. These tools are intended to conceal running processes, files or system data, which helps an intruder maintain access to a system without the user's knowledge. Rootkits are known to exist for a variety of operating systems such as Linux, Solaris and versions of Microsoft Windows.

The rootkit concept is the dominant controversial aspect of the 2005 Sony CD copy protection controversy, which has made the previously obscure concept of a rootkit much more widely known in the technology community, and to the general public

Isn't the correct term for this Geek Bone?

theres a term for that

Am I the only person who has never heard of the word "stack" in this context?

Wikipedia: stacks - Nope
Google definition of stack - Nope.
Urban Dictionary: stack - Nope.
Dictionary.com - stack - Nope
Google search "IT stack" - Only hit is the eweek article.

I think they made up this term.

s/stack/platform/g
or
s/stack/framework/g

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jer b&defid=1172159

Site is possibly NWS

He may have misspelled it, but the word certainly exists.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/incentivize

You just got ownerated.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=own erated

10,000 buttloads = 1,000 assloads = 100 craploads = 10 shitloads = 1 fuckload (syn. fuckton)
1 shitload ~= 743 lbs, or 1-4 tons, depending on who you ask
1 buttload

source: Urban Dictionary

Your version makes no sense. Who _doesn't_ bleed at least once a month, besides the sterotypical pasty-faced nerd? Actually, even they bleed after their insulin injections, once they get diabetes...

Now, out of this context, if I said:
"This person has been bleeding for five days!"
you might think such person should get to a hospital post haste...or you might think that black magic is involved.

They weren't as much doing his mom, as having her new york-style taco. With some spicy salsa. AND ALL THE FIXINS.

What exactly is spelt wrong in that post? 'Fanboi' is a common slang spelling (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fa nboi) and internet does not require a capital letter (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_capitalizat ion_conventions. Ispell reports no other errors.

PS, you're a dick-wad... (and no, it's no longer common practice to write acronyms with periods in them, in case you decide to wade in with any more ill-considered criticisms)

Actually - that's pretty close - more details available at http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bog an

Bevan is the Queensland form of bogan.

I didn't get it either. Urban dictionary can help.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sar chasm&r=f

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both started a couple of months ago.

Speaking from the standpoint of software technical support, a metric fuckton.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=met ric+fuckton

For a fun blast from the past, try mapping network drives in 98. Now try telling a 60 year old man how to do it.

I don't say this office, but THANK YOU MICROSOFT!!

"Linux distributions .. are offline more [because of] the scarcity of Linux and open source documentation"

Even assuming that were true how does a lack of paper cause an OS to bork?
And how does a lack of paper cause the OS to stay offline longer?
Is it because it is sulking?

How was the data collect the data?
What was the methodology used?
Where are the figures?
What criteria was used in selecting the participents?

How is a marketing firm or Ms. DiDio for that matter, suitably qualified to comment on OS security? Finally are these people really the unbiased commentators they claim?

"Windows servers recover 30% faster from security attacks than Linux servers" Laura DiDio July 2005

"Indemnification is a serious, potentially costly issue for enterprises" - Laura DiDio Oct 2004

"For the time being, she said, Linux has an apparent advantage simply by virtue of a lower level of connectivity" - Laura DiDio April 2004

"hype notwithstanding, Linux's technical merits while first-rate, are equivalent but not superior to Unix and Windows Server 2003," - Laura DiDio Mar 2004

"This has the potential to turn into a twentieth century witch hunt," "There is a visceral anti-Microsoft sentiment in Europe." - Laura DiDio Sep 2003

"The entire Linux community is saying to customers, 'You're on your own,'" .. "That's not a place I want to be." - Laura DiDio Aug 2003

Or, rather, how important my whuffie is.

I betcha Chuck Norris probably has excellent whuffie by now.

Come on, folks! Raise my whuffie!

haha. nice! http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sno oks

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sno oks