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Don't forget the effect of beer armour.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bee r+Armour

My question is, where the hell are the parents of these kids? So many parents are in denial about what their children actually do- if there are even two parents. It sickens me to see lives go to waste like this.

"Predict something that noone else can predict."

Oh wow...

That was my favorite.

I hope this case won't prevent you from continuing that. Regular roughage is good for a person.
Oh my...

You know, you could have just given him a link to some website
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rim %20job

Yourdescription wasn't exactly SFW... and God knows how many people are reading this at work right now.

Plus, the urban dictionary is a pretty funny read.

You're pretty close - read http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fra nchise

Richard Garriott has stated that he began writing this game when he realized (partly from letters of enraged parents) that in the earlier games immoral actions like stealing and murder of peaceful citizens had been necessary or at least very useful actions in order to win the game, and that such features might be objectionable. Furthermore, organizations like BADD were drawing attention to the supposedly satanic content in role-playing games in general, and the demonic nature of the antagonist of Ultima III was a good target.

4. fucknut
Backstage slang: The small square-headed nut on the side of a C-clamp used to hang a light from a bar. Secures the light so it won't swing side to side. So called because they are easy to over-tighten, snapping the nut and making the clamp useless.
Stagehand: Fuck! I busted the fucking fucknut!
Lead Electrician: *sigh* get a new clamp from storage and swap it out... fast.

Don't forget to run all new acronyms through the
urbandictionary.com filter http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ufi a

I'll shoot the Mac Ten.

Somebody already got there :)

bollshit

combined from Uwe Boll, worst movie producer/director this planet has ever seen (Alone in the Dark, House of the Dead), and "bullshit"

(1) term to describe the end product of a Boll production

(2) rating for a movie or scene that was just as good as if it was made by Boll himself

(1) "Dude, did you hear who's gonna direct the adaptation of 'Dungeon Siege'?"
"Yes, and it will end up being the same bollshit as usual"

(2) "Hey, what did you think of that one scene in Battlefield Earth when Travo.."
"Oh for gods sake, dont talk to me about that bollshit!"

Well since the Grauniad has a wonderful reputation for typos, they'd most likely print the name as S&M. Now that may get some 16-30 Americans interested.

[He is a] cockmaster of a teacher

>"a/s/l"

age/sex/location. used mostly in chatrooms by people who are either pedophilic stalkers or else very lonely people.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=a%2 Fs%2Fl

There are plenty of generic acronyms used both in instant messaging and online gaming, but a bunch of other ones are game specific. I don't really see them as a barrier to entry. After playing World of Warcraft for awhile you learn what UBRS is and why people are "LFM for UBRS have key" in "IF" all the time.
Besides the acronyms, you have your leet-speak and purposeful misspellings (pwned, teh, pron etc.). Every once in awhile a word is coined that really is necessary online and describes something you only encounter online. My current favorite is ePenis.

...Cartman roshamboed someone for it.

Arguing over semantics. Urban Dictionary defines weblog as an online diary, which means its meaning in the heads of most people is that, not specifically a "web log".

Well at lest i know i exist...http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php? term=stonerz&defid=355281

This means we can look forward to terms like "ultrabroadband", "superbroadband", "megabroadband" and "bukkakebroadband" in the future (where "bukkake", meaning "to splash" in Japanese, will refer to a newer form of "spread spectrum").

Seriously though, there's more automotive performance enhancement parts out there than there are firefox plugins.

Best thread evar!!!!!!1!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php? term=fucktard

But it is.

encyclopedia: A book or set of books containing extensive information on all branches of knowledge, or on one particular subject, usu. arranged alphabetically.

Haven't seen a used DC in a coon's age.

Is this sort of language considered acceptable? This is Slashdot not a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=coo n

xdugef

http://urbandictionary.com/

--LWM

Harsh realms, dude.

Yes, but does it contain internet slang?

This might be the dictionary you are looking for:

The Urban Dictionary

If it's slang you want http://www.urbandictionary.com/

http://www.urbandictionary.com/

No, that's for http://urbandictionary.com/.
Or.. perhaps it will happen.

http://urbandictionary.com/ ?

... at least for a laugh.

Apparently, you.

I think he meant the other Stanger

In all fairness, there are plenty of rough nightspots where pulling out a GBA would get you beaten up. You should try some of the squaddie pubs in my home town.
Of course, sidetalkin' or playing on your n-gage would be equally provocative to the local insecure hard men.

So when Christ said "I am the door" (John 10:9), do you suppose he had hinges and a doorknob?

Weeell... if you accept that he was both divine and human, and (on the human side) of the genus "male", then, yes, you'd actually have to suppose he had a knob.

They took our Jeeeeeeeeeeeeobs!!

Come on, someone has to have some kind of massive tagging system for porn.

Your comment just reminded me to look up Cleveland Steamer after hearing it mentioned on Family Guy. That show is so friggin' demented.

So Amazon has a official Tag Team now?

1. 
   
   1. One whose head is in one's ass, thus wearing their ass as a hat.
   2. A person, of either gender, whose behavior displays such ignorance/obnoxiousness that you would like to make them wear their own ass as a hat.
2. You.

OED is very conservative and does not pick up a lot of contemporary slang. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fuc ktard gives a definition if you are actually incapable of gathering the meaning from its etymological roots or from context.

perhaps they meant 'twatted' http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=twa tted

Based on the "old" saying (one such incarnation can be found in: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Win dows )

Windows: A 64-bit revamping of a 32-bit extension for a 16-bit patch to an 8-bit operating system originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor written by a 2-bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition.

Vagina Reefer:

Late 20th Century; A form of cunninglingus, wherein one forms an "O" shape with his/her tongue in order to perform cunninglingus on a female to the point of orgasm, so that when the woman begins to get wet, the person performing cunninglingus can suck up all of the woman's cum into his/her mouth. This name comes from the shape of a joint, which contains marijuana, another word for it being "reefer".

1. "Last night he gave me the good ol' vagina reefer. It felt like a vacuum on my pussy!"

2. "Yeah, girlfriend, my man is like a Hoover vacuum with his vagina reefer!"

Source: Jessica McCormick, Jun 14, 2004
http://www.urbandictionary.com/author.php?author=J essica+McCormick

It was a line of Hari Krishnas. Gouranga!

But also in that version of GTA, you'd hear the voice of Elvis Presley going "uh-huh uh-huh"
and so on. I could never work out if it was simply random or if there was something you did that triggered the king.

Do I know you? http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=i+p ut+on+my+wizard+hat

He's not supping with the devil, he's tupping with the devil. Ow.

I predict that Slashdot will have a headline next week that proclaims "Security flaws totally the fault of the end-user."

Why re-state the obvious?

/sarcasm

They even created a special release of Word just for niggaz, see...

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/word- 5807.jpg