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California + Oracle = $95 Million Fiasco

bahtama writes: "The Sacramento Bee is reporting that California apparently signed an agreement to purchase 95 million dollars worth of Oracle software that they really didn't need and that will not save them as much money as promised. They apparently purchased 270,000 licenses, which is more than all the state workers, including prison guards and others who would never need it." How do you think Oracle would treat the whole country?

513 comments

  1. Governments misspend taxpayer's money? by Kohath · · Score: 5, Funny

    No way. When did this start?

    1. Re:Governments misspend taxpayer's money? by zapfie · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Are you saying we should just be complacent about it? Yeah, it happens all the time, but that doesn't mean we should get used to it.

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    2. Re:Governments misspend taxpayer's money? by 56ker · · Score: 2

      No he's being humourous - as in "ha.. ha.. I haven't laughed this hard in ages."

    3. Re:Governments misspend taxpayer's money? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, with this many extra copies, you'll still be able to keep your information if the dog eats some of the software!

    4. Re:Governments misspend taxpayer's money? by Kohath · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And it will keep happening as long as you give them your money. The only way to stop it is to severely curtail the amount of money that your government has to work with.

    5. Re:Governments misspend taxpayer's money? by Tackhead · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Anyone in California knows that Davis is a master fundraiser - he probably spends more time raising campaign money than he does governing the state.

      Does anyone know how much Gov. Davis got in campaign contributions from Larry Ellison and/or Oracle employees?

      Then again, given Gov. Davis's views on whose money it is, the $95M in wasted funds doesn't surprise me even if Oracle isn't a big campaign donor.

    6. Re:Governments misspend taxpayer's money? by John+Jorsett · · Score: 1

      Davis is certainly the master fundraiser, but he's the most incompetent manager I've ever seen, and that's saying a lot.

    7. Re:Governments misspend taxpayer's money? by grinwell · · Score: 1
      Anyone in California knows that Davis is a master fundraiser - he probably spends more time raising campaign money than he does governing the state.
      Does anyone know how much Gov. Davis got in campaign contributions from Larry Ellison and/or Oracle employees?

      Then again, given Gov. Davis's views on whose money it is [latimes.com], the $95M in wasted funds doesn't surprise me even if Oracle isn't a big campaign donor.

      Yeah, let's go ahead and spill your political leanings with accusations without making an attempt at finding the facts. Let's add in a link to a totally unrelated issue to furthur your attack.

      For the record, here's at least an attempt to see if there have been contributions (this took 15 seconds with Google):

      2001 contributions to Davis

      Oracle/Ellison don't show up in the top 25.

      How did this parent post get mod'd up?
    8. Re:Governments misspend taxpayer's money? by Matey-O · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And then don't complain when your civil services go to hell (police response, road conditions, school quality)

      Don't get me wrong, these aren't perfect now, but all reducing the money does is choke off the wrong parts of government.

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    9. Re:Governments misspend taxpayer's money? by Neil+Watson · · Score: 2

      I don't live in the US but from what I see of that country's government (and others) is that people have the power to elect an official. However, it is the lobbiests (read Mega-Corps) that have the power to influence these officials.

    10. Re:Governments misspend taxpayer's money? by Kintanon · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This is where you have to draw the line between Federal and State services, and have itemized public budgets that citizens can always look at. If the Federal government has less money to work with, and decides to cut funding to schools and not mention it, then they may get away with it. But if they have to publicize an itemized budget detailing where all of the money goes then the citizens can DEMAND that they take a billion or so dollars and move them from Defense Spending to Education spending. The states should do the same. In fact, I think there should always be a 30 day period of citizen feedback on the state and federal budgets.

      Kintanon

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    11. Re:Governments misspend taxpayer's money? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you're one of the last ones who thinks this idiot is competent?

      Please. If it wasn't for his color, he couldn't get elected the governor of a steam engine.

    12. Re:Governments misspend taxpayer's money? by Arandir · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And then don't complain when your civil services go to hell (police response, road conditions, school quality)

      Are you saying the only way to have enough adequate funding for police is to have so much spare cash that Davis will mispend it on Oracle licenses?

      I say tax the people only enough to support the essential services, and force Davis to pay for his own team of lawyers.

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    13. Re:Governments misspend taxpayer's money? by Matey-O · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I say tax the people only enough to support the essential services,
      And I'm saying cutting the money won't ensure that. JUST Cut the money and the GOOD parts of the government are going to suffer as much or more as the BAD parts of government.
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    14. Re:Governments misspend taxpayer's money? by Tackhead · · Score: 3, Insightful
      > How did this parent post get mod'd up?

      Actually, I agree with you that my post up there probably wasn't worthy of a 4. A 3, tops. I don't generally follow campaign finance - which is why I asked if there was a connection between any Ellison-funded PACs and the Davis campaign. I figured someone would point me in the right direction - thanks for finding the info. As you point out, Oracle/Ellison doesn't show up in the top 25.)

      As for bias, sure, I'm biased. I believe that Davis views his time as Governor of California as nothing more than a fundraising venue for an upcoming Presidential bid. I believe that's wrong from the point of view of providing sound management to Californians.

      I further believe that when a politician starts to blather about how "the rich" aren't paying "their fair share", that they're looking to jack up taxes on the middle class to spend on their own pet projects.

      In 1999 we reached at the point, federally, where the bottom 50% of the income curve pays 4% of the taxes, yet can outvote the top 50% of the income curve footing the other 96% of the bill. I believe that to be a recipe for long-term disaster for prudent fiscal policy - regardless of the party in power.

      Finally, I believe that Davis' track record of mismanagement (MTBE will save the environment, bring it in! No, MTBE is bad, take it out! Each time, gouging oil companies for campaign funds with threatened legislation. Big power companies are gouging you! Let's sign long-term contracts that'll bankrupt us! No, that'll bankrupt them! No, let's bail 'em out!) speaks for itself.

      I admire and respect Davis' skills as a master fundraiser and shrewd politician. His attacks on Riordan in the Republican primaries have given him a much easier opponent, as he can characterize Simon as "a millionaire", which rings very strongly as "an evil person" with his voting base. I don't for an instant think Simon has a hope in hell of unseating him.

      (Of course, I don't think Riordan would have won either. At least the Davis/Simon matchup will be fun to watch this fall. A Davis/Riordan battle would have put me to sleep. So I'm actually looking forward to the this fall, as the campaign promises to be a great old-fashioned slugfest of ideas. I'm stocking up on popcorn and potato chips as I speak :-)

    15. Re:Governments misspend taxpayer's money? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      can DEMAND that they take a billion or so dollars and move them from Defense Spending to Education spending

      Look, putz, haven't we given the failure called the Department of Education enough money? Maybe that billion dollars shouldn't go to the military (it should, however) but just throwing it away in the Dept. of Ed. trash can isn't going to help the illerate kids in inner city hellholes. Oh, and btw, the Dept. of Ed. is actually unconstitutional anyway. Check it out for yourself.

      That billion dollars you speak of should go from the DoD budget to state education programs, which are actually legal.

      What? Smaller federal government? I must be some sort of Nazi, right? I mean, federalizing the airport baggage screeners made air flight so much safer, and at a much better cost too! (hint: both are incorrect.)

    16. Re:Governments misspend taxpayer's money? by afidel · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Well since the top 1% controll ~90% of the wealth that sure makes sense to me =)

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    17. Re:Governments misspend taxpayer's money? by kableh · · Score: 1

      And then don't complain when your civil services go to hell (police response, road conditions, school quality)

      That's right! Haven't you ever played SimCity? =)

    18. Re:Governments misspend taxpayer's money? by Permission+Denied · · Score: 1

      Dude, you should log in when you have something like this to say. Your comment probably won't get modded up since it's controversial (maybe even downright wrong, I'm not sure) but it's nevertheless interesting; same thing with the grandparent comment, but more people will see it since the guy logged in. Just create a throwaway account or something so more people can read your comment.

    19. Re:Governments misspend taxpayer's money? by Anonymous+Cow+herd · · Score: 1

      grinwell wrote:
      Oracle/Ellison don't show up in the top 25.

      Just because it's not listed under Oracle/Ellison doesn't mean he's not in there... donating money through a PAC or another front (law firm?) seems easy enough. Add to this there are numerous other "favors" that Oracle/Ellison could have done that didn't involve handing Davis a big sack with dollar signs on it... with the added bonus that they don't have to appear on any financial disclosure statements. I'm not saying it happened, I'm just saying that because Oracle didn't directly contribute doesn't mean they didn't contribute at all.

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    20. Re:Governments misspend taxpayer's money? by bluprint · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's absurd. Everyone knows that dumping billions and trillions of dollars at a problem is the only way to solve it...

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    21. Re:Governments misspend taxpayer's money? by HiThere · · Score: 2, Informative

      Please remember that your money is printed by the government. True, it's not the state governments anymore. Nowadays only the Feds are allowed to.

      What gives money it's value? Basically it's value is that the government will accept it as payment for taxes. It doesn't really have any other value. It's true that the corner store will accept it, but they need to pay taxes too, and so do their suppliers. If they didn't ...

      Well, habit might carry the value of money for awhile, but not for long. If I didn't need to pay money, would I work? For what payment?

      This is why real estate is taxed. So even if a farmer has a couple of horses and a couple of cows, it's impossible for him to exist without selling things for money. (Draw down of savings counts here, but there's also a pretty stiff inheritence tax unless you are pretty rich and/or can finagle your way around it.)

      You don't just give them money. They gave it to you in the first place. (Largely via banks, which take a heavy service charge for the business. This tends to be obscured, but it's in the part of the law that says a bank is allowed to loan twice(?) what it has on deposit.) One of the hidden duties of the civil service and of government contractors it to put the money back into circulation. These people usually stick a part of the money into a bank account (see above). And the Feds subsidize this with government grants, which basically consists of freshly printed money. Taxes happen, but they are for a different purpose.

      At least that's how it looks to me.

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    22. Re:Governments misspend taxpayer's money? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so sad that the truth is called "controversial."

    23. Re:Governments misspend taxpayer's money? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well...no we all know why the schools in CA are rated dead last out of the entire country. I always wondered...

      Well...I guess this just gives me more of an excuse to blame stuff on my kaliphornia publik skoo edumikayshun.

    24. Re:Governments misspend taxpayer's money? by sean23007 · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      It's only the truth for someone who did not succeed in his local public school and thinks the best way to fix it is by killing people. Truly said like someone who is uneducated, sir, congratulations on your narrowminded ignorance and cowardice. Would we all know your nick if you had your gun?

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    25. Re:Governments misspend taxpayer's money? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I disagree. I think there is a solid case for complacency. Or, there isn't. I don't know. Whatever.

    26. Re:Governments misspend taxpayer's money? by Kintanon · · Score: 2

      Look fuckhead (As long as we're going to throw out the personal attacks right off) I'm all for smaller federal government, but it's important that no matter WHAT the size of the government the PEOPLE have the last work in what goes on. So if the people want to throw more money at the pub. ed. system then fine, let them. We are the ones footing the bill for this crap, we should be the ones who choose where the money goes. And there is NO FUCKING REASON to dump more money into the fucking military. There is no substantial MILITARY threat to the US and won't be for the forseeable future. Our biggest threat is from Terrorism and all of the Stealth Bombers and ICBMS in the world won't stop some guy with a hundred lbs of dynamite from blowing himself to pieces in Times Square. I would PREFER that the Federal government do NOTHING beyond regulating Trade between the states and providing for national DEFENSE (Not Offense, Defense, none of this mucking around in Somalia fucking with starving people) while the States regulate everything else. But as of right now it isn't going to happen in one giant leap, you have to take it one step at a time. And increased control over where the government spends its money is a big part of regulating the government as a whole, both federal and state.

      Kintanon

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    27. Re:Governments misspend taxpayer's money? by bluprint · · Score: 1

      As if "wealth" were some finite pie which 1% of the people got together, took forcible control of, and divied up 10% of the pie to the rest of us.... That's not real life. People who are very wealthy, for the most part, either created that wealth (yes, wealth is generated), or inherited it from someone who created it. That simple.

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    28. Re:Governments misspend taxpayer's money? by einer · · Score: 1

      Slashdot told me to stop paying taxes! Hail Slashdot!

    29. Re:Governments misspend taxpayer's money? by afidel · · Score: 2

      So Enron's CEO and CFO deserve to cash in hundred's of millions in options 6-9 months before the company goes bankrupt, that isn't generating wealth that's outright stealing. Few of the megarich deserve the rediculously large sums of money they have. I don't believe in socialism but I do believe that the huge disparity is wealth in this country is equally unattractive.

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    30. Re:Governments misspend taxpayer's money? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Inside a dog it's too dark to read your information.

    31. Re:Governments misspend taxpayer's money? by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      it's called a Plutocracy, and most nations suffer it to one degree or another

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    32. Re:Governments misspend taxpayer's money? by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      as far as I am concerned the only thing that can limit the excesses of the megarich is government. if they abdicate that responsibility, as our democratic western governments always seem to, we have no-one to blame but THEM

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    33. Re:Governments misspend taxpayer's money? by bluprint · · Score: 1

      I don't know if they deserve that or not, I'm pretty sure I didn't use that word, although I'll go back and check....anyway, who "deserves" anything? Maybe people who spend their youth partying and end up poor deserve it....Maybe you can tell us all who deserves what and in what amounts.

      This is a little off topic, but don't you think that the people who conciously invested in Enron bear some burden for losing their money? I've lost plenty of money in stocks, how come noone ever wrote an editorial in my name?

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    34. Re:Governments misspend taxpayer's money? by Tackhead · · Score: 2
      > as far as I am concerned the only thing that can limit the excesses of the megarich is government.

      Body count from corporate excess, last 100 years: Tens of thousands. (Bhopal, etc.)
      Body count from government excess, last 100 years: Tens of millions. (Independent of political alignment, whether communist or fascist)

      As far as I'm concerned, the only thing that can limit the excesses of government are the megarich, and I'd much rather deal with the excesses of the megarich ("Bill Gates has a really big house, and Larry Ellison has a really fast yacht!") than the excesses of state power.

      Enron was fraud, plain and simple. Fraud isn't commerce. The government had every right to step into the Enron/accounting mess, kick ass, and take names.

      The problem isn't that government taxes you for police, roads, fire departments, armies, and the SEC. The problem is the rest of the stuff that they also tax you for, and that the private sector has a brake (called "bankruptcy") on excessive spending, and the government doesn't.

    35. Re:Governments misspend taxpayer's money? by Daengbo · · Score: 1

      Tou forgot the third valid use of the Fed: regulate international trade.

    36. Re:Governments misspend taxpayer's money? by fishbowl · · Score: 2

      > The only way to stop it is to severely curtail
      >the amount of money that your government has to
      >work with.

      Severely depressed economy should take care of that on its own. Let's go from recession to depression! If they can't spend because they can't tax, does approaching 100% unemployment amount to a revolution?

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    37. Re:Governments misspend taxpayer's money? by (outer-limits) · · Score: 1

      Hang on, there were two parties involved in this scam. Both are equally guilty. And I smell a big kickback scam in this, who offered it? Who took it?

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    38. Re:Governments misspend taxpayer's money? by (outer-limits) · · Score: 1

      So is putting 'in god we trust' on all the money.

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    39. Re:Governments misspend taxpayer's money? by crucini · · Score: 2

      I agree, but I think conspicuously rich individuals like Gates are kind of a red herring. The truly rich are corporations, not people. And the people who own the corporations, while often comfortable, are not mega-rich. Whenever we hear of a despicable action by a large corporation, it's not the random caprice of some ultra-rich guy. It's the careful determined choice of professional managers working in the corporation's interest. And behind that, less visible, are vast numbers of middle class people keeping an eye on their investments and ready to sell if the earnings are down or something. They are the "silent majority" who quietly vote for everything that is loudly condemned on slashdot.

      Government and corporations are closely linked. Canadian oil company Talisman has been accused of aiding human rights violations. Governments have killed, imprisoned and displaced a lot of people for religious, ideological, racial or simply tactical reasons, and continue to do so. But increasingly they also commit these acts to benefit corporations.

      When Sklyarov was imprisoned, his captors were government employees acting on the orders of a publicly traded corporation. This is the template for the near future, and whether one blames "big government" (libertarian view) or "evil greedy corporations" (leftist view) doesn't matter - the decision-makers have less than zero interest in what we think. And that's because the silent majority, who elects the politicians and owns the stocks, wants it that way. They do think that a Russian hacker who broke Adobe's e-book encryption and boasted about it deserves to go to jail. And we have no more chance of changing their view than vegans, solar-power extremists, anti-car activists or the Amish have of propogating their odd ideas to the mainstream.

    40. Re:Governments misspend taxpayer's money? by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      JUST Cut the money and the GOOD parts of the government are going to suffer as much or more as the BAD parts of government.

      This is more right than you think. When Measure 5 was passed in Oregon I had ringside seats, the inside scoop, on how budget cuts at several different levels of government were being apportioned.

      The fact is, administrators were pissed because the public dared to cut into their pie. Since the prevailing view among management in the bureaucracy is that citizens are sources of cash and should simply shut the fuck up and pay out when they're told to, the very idea of the citizenry taking charge to cut the budget made the tin-pots go ballistic. They *deliberately planned* cuts that weren't necessary but would affect the public in a very real, demonstrable way, a form of 'punishment' for messing with the sacred cow. The idea was that the citizens would be properly chastened and would repeal property tax limitations.

      It's been my experience since then that this is common when budget cuts occur. Unnecessary 'services' like 'administrative overhead' never suffer; necessary things like road repairs do. The idea is to torture the citizenry for their foolhardiness until they give up altogether. And since most of these administrative types tend to be vindictive egomaniacs they're willing to play this game for *years* if need be.

      Budget cuts alone won't reform the system. You'll need a far more radical solution if you want to enact *intelligent* budget cuts aimed at benefiting the people.

      Max

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    41. Re:Governments misspend taxpayer's money? by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      In 1999 we reached at the point, federally, where the bottom 50% of the income curve pays 4% of the taxes, yet can outvote the top 50% of the income curve footing the other 96% of the bill. I believe that to be a recipe for long-term disaster for prudent fiscal policy - regardless of the party in power.

      Hey, I'm all for a free market! Wish I actually lived in a country that had one.

      But what are you asking for here? Less taxes for the rich, or votes based upon income?

      Max

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    42. Re:Governments misspend taxpayer's money? by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      Enron was fraud, plain and simple. Fraud isn't commerce. The government had every right to step into the Enron/accounting mess, kick ass, and take names.

      Fraud which the Bush administration was so very interested in supporting up until Enron screwed up so bad that the public noticed it. So much for government regulation.

      Max

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    43. Re:Governments misspend taxpayer's money? by dsoltesz · · Score: 1

      My guess is that California got raped by Oracle cuz they didn't put the right people on the job. Either a shortage of IT people or badly formed government committees resulted in a bunch of sheep being sent willingly to Oracle's slaughter.

    44. Re:Governments misspend taxpayer's money? by multiplexo · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I live in Washington State. Our government decided to spend 500 million dollars to purchase a new baseball stadium for our piece of shit baseball team, the Seattle Mariners, this despite the fact that the voters had voted this down in a referendum. The government said "Whoops, you guys didn't vote the way we wanted, here's your new stadium, fuck you!" and voted the funding for the new stadium into law by using a clause in the state constitition that prohibits voter initiatives on "emergency" measures. I guess the possibility of not having a third-rate baseball team in your town is some kind of emergency. Two years later Paul Allen, he of Microsoft and TicketMaster fame, purchased a state election. He wanted a new stadium for the Seattle Seahawks, which he had just purchased. Allen went to the state legislature and said "Here's the deal, if you put this on the ballot I'll pay for the election". Of course this got put on the ballot and Paul Allen got the taxpayers to buy him a new stadium. Now, while all of this was going on Seattle's streets were falling apart and congestion was increasing. Did the politicians say "we need to fix these things and we have no money for stadiums and even if we did paying for them is not something that government should do?" Fuck no, they handed out taxpayer money to corporate interests while letting basic government services decline.


      In Seattle the city council managed to issue councilmanic debt, not requiring voter approval, to pay for a new parking garage for the Nordstrom family's department store and a new downtown concert hall. But when it came to finding money for parks and libraries the city council punted the issue to the voters by putting levies on the ballot. The lesson here? Most elected officials don't care about schools, or libraries, or police or emergency medical service or public health or anything else. They're filth who, if you give them access to your money, will piss it away to buy favor with whatever special interest groups they need to suck up to in order to stay in office. The lesson is that it is amazing that the politicians who found the will to save baseball and football in Seattle, by pumping over a billion taxpayer dollars into paying for their stadiums, and then effectively handing them the deed, can't find the will to make government run efficiently and honestly or to provide basic services. The lesson is that these people cannot be trusted and the only way to deal with them is to make sure that when the government has money it is tightly constrained in what it can do with it. No general funds and sunsets on all taxes. During the boom times of the late 1990s, when state and local governments were collecting money hand over fist, especially in the Seattle area, they pissed it away as fast as they could get it. And when voters, who saw what was going on and wondered why it was that the state could afford to tax them for new stadiums while failing to provide basic services killed off a few taxes, most notably the Motor Vehicle Excise Tax, the politicians responded by saying "don't blame us when everything falls apart, you don't want to pay taxes". Of course now that the local economy has tanked the politicians are closing parks (never mind that King County spent 50 million dollars on a computer system that they had to scrap or is spending $250,000 dollars on public art to beautify a garbage transfer station) and blaming the voters.


      Now, the voters of King County are a fairly generous lot, school levies usually pass here, when the local public transit agency needed more funding their levy passed, the park and library levies in Seattle passed. The lesson here is that when voters are asked to pay for basic public services and the price is reasonable they will tax themselves to do so, however they are unwilling to give corrupt politicians carte blanche to spend their money.

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    45. Re:Governments misspend taxpayer's money? by jo42 · · Score: 1

      So, like, who did Larry blow to have this happen?

    46. Re:Governments misspend taxpayer's money? by rfphill · · Score: 0

      That reminds me of the happenings here in Cedar Rapids, Iowa. We had a mayor who leaped with both feet into a new state law allowing local option sales taxes. She managed to convince a lot of people that our AAA baseball team (the, er, Kernals...) needed a new multi-million dollar stadium despite the fact that attendance is INCREDIBLY low (most of those are there with free tickets given away by some local sponsor). AND, we also NEEDED a new minor league hockey team (but a place for them to play too...) Our illustrious mayor, bless her ego-maniacal heart, campaigned hard to add a penny tax to every dollar to pay for a bucketful of her pet projects. You could easily trace a line from each of these projects back to the special interest that got her elected. Thankfully the voters took the batteries out of her strap-on and the measure was struck down. But you know what? That clever gal decided the city would "loan" the local interests their money to build their stadiums anyway, despite the voters. Now we have two fiscal failures on our hands. The owners of the Hockey Arena have missed the last few payments on the loan and the Baseball Stadium (which just opened recently) is boasting 500 fans in a 5300 seat venue. It's only a matter of time to them too. Thankfully, the city booted Ms Lee Clancy out on her arse.. I could go on and on... I freakin' hate politicians...

  2. Larry really is a good guy... by mackertm · · Score: 1
    See, I knew that Larry was promoting all that national ID card out of the goodness of his heart and concern for America.

    At $95 million they're practically giving that software away... ;)

    1. Re:Larry really is a good guy... by Pandora's+Vox · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it's significantly less than the $7 billion the Canadian government has sort of lost...


      now despite our low dollar, that's still a fair chunk of change, about $4B US.

    2. Re:Larry really is a good guy... by phyxeld · · Score: 2, Interesting

      At $95 million they're practically giving that software away... ;)

      The worst part is that they aren't even selling software so much as licenses. The "sell organizations a bunch of numbers that enable them to use software they already have" business model isn't illegal, of course, but it is morally reprehensible. I'm not just talking about oracle, I'm talking about the whole concept of license-based profit models. *glares north toward the evil empire of redmond*

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    3. Re:Larry really is a good guy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is less then the petty cash at Microsoft.

    4. Re:Larry really is a good guy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Morals are relative. Don't forget that there is a freedom of religion. And this is nothing different than paying for a magazine/newspaper subscription. You get a pretty glossy magazine which probably costs $0.50 or less to make for anywhere from $2.50 to $5. You are paying for content--content which _is_ cheaply reproducible. You can pretend that CD-ROMs and cardboard boxes are different, or pretend that a DVD is somehow magical and worth the 80%+ mark-up from the produce cost. You can also believe that the real benefit is _not_ actually watching a movie, using the software, or the content of the magazine. But you would also believe in the tooth fairy.
      *glares towards the brainwashed imbecile whom thinks he has a right to claim moral superiority over the actual producers who provide value in capitalism*

  3. question answered by SkulkCU · · Score: 1


    aren't-you-glad-you-just-paid-taxes?

    Not really. But some of us understand that we have a duty to pay, as citizens of a nation, so that our funds might be misdirected and misspent at the will of the legislature.

    Ahem.

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    1. Re:question answered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Intresting.. as we did not always have to pay an income tax as citizens of this nation. However, once the gov't got their hand in our pocket...

  4. I live in California by Da+Schmiz · · Score: 2
    So that's where my tax dollars are going!

    This is the third year in a row that I got a refund from my Federal taxes, but I had to pay out to the state. I guess now I know why.

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    1. Re:I live in California by Darth+Maul · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think it's funny the mindset the gov't has gotten us into. If we get a refund, we think we're getting money from the gov't. If we have to pay, we think it's so unfair we're having to pay the gov't.

      Fact of the matter is, you pay both ways. Just in the former case you overpaid (free loan to the gov't), and in the latter case you didn't pay enough (not a free loan though, you may get penalized).

      Automatic payroll deduction is one of the nastiest tricks the over-sized government has pulled on us! If we actually had to write out checks each year for the full amount we're *actually* paying, the government realizes there would be a tax revolt that very year. But take out a little each check, and no problem.

      What's that example with the frog? ;-)

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    2. Re:I live in California by Binky+The+Oracle · · Score: 2

      I think Larry probably needed the money to pay off all those San Jose Airport Noise Curfew fines he racked up.

      Ok, old news... but still pretty funny.

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    3. Re:I live in California by King_TJ · · Score: 2

      You just *now* realize why? Shoot, I've never lived in CA and I've known about this problem all along. That's one big reason I have little interest in ever moving there, despite the allure of their "digital economy".

      Cali has been blowing money on all sorts of big government spending fiascos since I can remember. (Much of it in the name of environmentalism.)

      Out of all 50 states, only CA thinks automobile emissions aren't good enough for them and imposes their own, stricter, rules.
      Nevermind the fact that all the pollution control systems on modern automobiles eliminate 99% of the pollutants already. They have to get rid of another .1 to .4% at *any* cost! Also, ask any performance car minded CA resident how they like their gasoline choices out there. State govt. seems to think 91 octane "super" unleaded is plenty good enough. The rest the country can at least get 93, and often 94 at Sunoco stations.

      Their bungled attempts at semi de-regulated power sure didn't help anyone out either.

      Isn't there a community in CA that has the dubious distinction of being the only one in the U.S. that ran high-speed Internet via fiber to every single home - all paid for by taxes?
      I'm sorry, but I'd rather pay my own way for *my* access than pay into a shared pot so everyone, including the unemployed beach bums living off welfare in subsidized housing, gets access.

    4. Re:I live in California by BinBoy · · Score: 1

      A refund means you overpaid during the year and you're getting some of your own money back (without interest). It's not a gift.

    5. Re:I live in California by Da+Schmiz · · Score: 2
      For the record, I never said that I had some illusion that the money I get refunded is somehow a gift. What I thought was funny (though not terribly unexpected) was that for three years in a row I've had to pay more, proportionally, than the state had thought I would have to.

      Don't get me wrong -- I'm not complaining about taxes, I was just making a joke. I consider the entire socio-religio-commercial-political-system of this world to be an (un-)necessary evil which I fully expect to be done away with, the sooner the better.

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    6. Re:I live in California by dachshund · · Score: 1
      Just in the former case you overpaid (free loan to the gov't)

      Yes, I've never understood why the states/federal gov't never feels compelled to pay interest on the money it "borrows" through withholding.

      They certainly have no problem charging you interest if you're late paying them.

    7. Re:I live in California by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
      Though this is off-topic to the story ...
      This is on-topic to your post

      Irwin Schiff has some interesting things to say about the "Withholding Tax" aka Internal Revenue Code section 3402.

    8. Re:I live in California by Da+Schmiz · · Score: 2
      You just *now* realize why?
      Uh, no... I was making a joke.

      See my other comment above.

      Isn't there a community in CA that has the dubious distinction of being the only one in the U.S. that ran high-speed Internet via fiber to every single home - all paid for by taxes?
      I think you might be thinking of Muscatine, Iowa.
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    9. Re:I live in California by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The example with the frog is:

      1. Place a frog directly into hot water and it will instantly notice the change and frantically try to get out.

      2. Place a frog into tepid water and slowly turn up the heat and it will blissfully remain there and cook.

    10. Re:I live in California by Geek+In+Training · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If we actually had to write out checks each year for the full amount we're *actually* paying, the government realizes there would be a tax revolt that very year. But take out a little each check, and no problem.

      When you fill out your 1040, it's BLATANTLY OBVIOUS how much you've paid.

      For example, an MD friend of mine paid over 100,000 US Dollars in federal income taxes this year. Plus about $30,000 in property taxes, state and local income taxes.

      I don't know much about his spending habits, but let's say he put $20,000 in the bank, and spent his remaining $150,000 on taxable goods and services. That means he also paid $10,500 in sales tax in his county. (In this case, he has no car or mortgage payments.)

      So at the end of the year, he's paid almost a full half of his income to "the government." That is not American, my friends, that sounds like something the damn socialist frenchies and poppycockers overseas would do. (I love you guys, but your taxes suck even worse than ours. But not much.)

      So when my wife's co-workers quit their jobs to raise babies (five of them in the past 18 months) and get public assistance in medical benefits, food, income, subsidized housing, etc... they tell us "The Government is taking care of me! It is great!" (My sister has also done this, twice.)

      Bullshit. My father and I are paying for you to sit on your ass and watch Oprah and smoke Menthol Lights next to your newborn. And to get medical care. And to buy orange juice with food stamps so you can save your baby shower money for important stuff... like another carton of Menthols. These idiots think the government just "makes" the money... the clue train never bothers making a stop between their ears.

      Sorry to be such a 20-something curmudgeon. Obviously not all people on public assistance are like this; just most of them. Get knocked up by your cousin's boyfriend and skate it out from there. No marriage, no commitment, no work, no worries. And they are OK with it, because the government is taking care of them. And you and I are paying for it. Yes we need social services, but we have bred an entire generation or subculture of people who can now live by the hard work of others who make btter decisions and handle the consequences to their actions without whining.

      If you're in the US, and haven't had the pleasure of dealing with people like this yet, take a couple trips to WalMart at 2:00pm and see if you can apply this tale to the runny-nosed crotch-fruit being dragged around by some "poor, bedraggled" mommy. She has a vacant look on her face, you know why? She doesn't have to care anymore. About anything.

      Except how to afford that next box of Menthols.

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    11. Re:I live in California by tbannist · · Score: 1

      You know I don't believe you for a second, and making obviously wrong claims doesn't help the credibility of anything else you say.

      It's relatively simple to see, that the problem is the government would bankrupt far too many people if they had to pay with a single check every year.

      Believe or not, the payroll deduction is actually helpful to more people that it is legitimately hurtful. Though if you want to campaign for a little bit of reform that forces the government to credit you with the interest you would have earned on the money if it was in your hands, go ahead. It's not like it's going to change anything. They'd just have to raise taxes to cover that missing money...

      This whole thing reeks of an bad IT department getting swindled. They should break the contract and haul the brokering company into court. Trying to defraud the government should be one of the stupidest things you can do.

      From some of the reactions here, you'd think people and corporations are never defrauded... And that if they are it's entirely their fault for trusting people.

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    12. Re:I live in California by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Palo Alto, CA (home of your friendly neighborhood venture capitalist) is also working on a fiber project.

    13. Re:I live in California by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me guess, you never had a baby.

    14. Re:I live in California by electroniceric · · Score: 3, Insightful
      You poor suffering peasant. I hate to fight flame with flame, but y'all are in the wrong industry to be complaining about government handouts, and I'm in too crappy a mood to listen to puerile nerds complain about how hard it is for them when they have to pay some taxes for the plush infrastructure that lets them run servers in the houses on dirt-cheap gummint electricity. (Of course if you pointed out that a self-righteous answer to an ignorant self-righteous rant is somehwere self-defeating, I'd be obliged to concede the wisdom of this, but a little reply-ranting feels good, as we well know here. On with the show).

      It's time for some Q&A.Let's start with familiar /. lore.
      Q. Who invented the Internet?
      A. The US federal gummint (DARPA)
      Q. On whose dime?
      A. The US taxpayers'
      Q. What industry occupies the largest portion of the US federal government's trillions of dollars in expenditures?
      A. Defense. 35% in 2001. Welfare and other means-tested entitlments were 6%.
      Q. What has the US Dept. of Defense been focusing on since the end of the Cold War? A. Technology - computerized planes, satellites, drones, tanks, etc. Read any Afghanistan story in the Washington Post or New York Times, or any other major newspaper, and you will hear nothing but raves about our high-tech military.
      Q. And who does that money employ?
      A. Engineers, technologists, programmers.
      Q. What do they make on average?
      A. A starting salary of $60K, if not more

      Q. Wow, Eric, sounds like the geeks get the most welfare of all! Why do you think they complain so much?
      A. (stumped)

      And don't even dare to complain how hard it is to figure out what the government spends - it took me 6 seconds to find the US budget. Whew!

    15. Re:I live in California by pod · · Score: 1
      Get knocked up by your cousin's boyfriend and skate it out from there. No marriage, no commitment, no work, no worries. And they are OK with it, because the government is taking care of them. And you and I are paying for it.

      And laughing about it on Springer... who do you think those people are? Stock brokers?

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    16. Re:I live in California by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      6 seconds to find the budget.

      10 years to begin to understand it at any level of detail.

    17. Re:I live in California by kalislashdot · · Score: 1

      Well said my friend. I live in Southern California too and I know this all too well.

    18. Re:I live in California by pmz · · Score: 2

      Starting salary of $60K? Right. Starting salaries like that mainly exist in cities, such as New York, Chicago, and San Francisco, where the cost of living is oppressive. Make sure you put such data into its proper context before interpreting it.

    19. Re:I live in California by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Special thanks to the flaming hippie pig who rated me flamebait instead of trying to answer my concerns logically. Why didn't he/she answer?

      Easy, there is no logical argument against what I wrote. My observation is much closer to the truth than leftists want to admit. Easier to just call me a heartless conservative (which I am not, I vote Libertarian and I don't even like them, I just hate them less that Reps and Dems).

      Thanks!

    20. Re:I live in California by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      budget != appropriations. the budget is the thing they argue about on TV to get re-elected. appropriations are how they actually spend the money (the quantity of which is not known when the budget is drafted).

    21. Re:I live in California by TheConfusedOne · · Score: 3, Informative

      Well, it certainly looked informative. I found the numbers a bit interesting and followed your link. On page 379 (Table S-3, Budge Summary) of the FY 2001 Budget document from your gpo.gov link I found the following:

      (2001 Estimates)
      Discretionary: $634
      DoD $279
      non-DoD $355

      Mandatory: $993
      Social Security: $355
      Medicare and medicaid: $342
      Means-tested entitlements: $111
      Other: $123

      Total: $1,835
      (All number in Billions)

      So we've got 15% for DoD (355/1835)
      and 6% for means-tested (111/1835). So you got half of it right but distorted the other half. Non-DoD and Social Security were more than DoD and Medicare/Medicaid was almost as much.

      So, it's an interesting chain you've strung but it doesn't hold together.

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    22. Re:I live in California by Nept · · Score: 1
      WTF does this have to do with tea in China? The 30 million or so taxpaying citizens of California still got ripped off!


      So go pull your head out of your ass and stop posting off-topic responses.

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    23. Re:I live in California by Dastardly · · Score: 1

      Regardless of the issues of taxation generally. My problem is why can't anyone get the math right. You get your withholding setup to pay the federal government jus the right amount over the course of the year, and whammo, you haven't paid the state (At least in California) enough by a significant amount. I am sure everyone uses the same tables, so why is it that the calculation for federal taxes comes out right, and the state taxes comes out wrong? It just seems incredibly stupid.

    24. Re:I live in California by andr0meda · · Score: 2


      Q. What has the US Dept. of Defense been focusing on since the end of the Cold War? A. Technology - computerized planes, satellites, drones, tanks, etc. Read any Afghanistan story in the Washington Post [washingtpost.com] or New York Times [nytimes.com], or any other major newspaper, and you will hear nothing but raves about our high-tech military.


      Ok, So bombing obviously solves your financial problems, but I think you should shut the fuck up because you don't seem to have the slightest respect for people's lives and misery outside the perimeter of your god-damn backyard. Technology is usefull to ENHANCE human welfare, but it should not be created to destroy it. And if you cow-boys really think your rocket missiles are giving Iraki or Afgani people hope and prosperity, think again. Your values, or should I say, your bombs don't interest these people. They have their own culture. It's the US'es overall lack of respect for these cultures that planted the seeds for conflict some 20 years ago. But I guess you don't want to see or hear that do you. I hope I live to see the day that you guy's finally get it. Realy

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    25. Re:I live in California by RFC959 · · Score: 1

      What makes it even dirtier is that if you make above a certain amount of money, you get penalized if you don't pre-pay more than you actually owe, i.e. you must give them a free loan. Wish I could find a cite for this...I just remember coming across it a few years ago.

    26. Re:I live in California by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They can have their own culture. Really. As long as it doesn't involve blowing up/poisoning/shooting random innocent people. I didn't do anything to them, so why the hell are they crashing planes into my office?

    27. Re:I live in California by andr0meda · · Score: 1

      That was not the cause of the whole culture problem, that was merely the incentive to respond. Like I said, the problem has it's origin way back when the US tried to push Russia out of Afganistan in the cold-war period, when the US payed/trained/armed Ben Laden with their 'values'. I think both Reagan and Bush Senior can tell you nice adventurous stories about that one.

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    28. Re:I live in California by Latent+IT · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A. The geeks actually do work for a living. And a technological military saves lives. So, aside from your massive number crunching mistakes, such as not counting various other types of money sucking social programs, and your total ignorance that private companies and universities have been paying for, and innovating the internet for 30 years, you're still a clueless wonder.

      Oh yeah. And I've realized why you don't like to flame. You're terrible!

    29. Re:I live in California by Cirrocco · · Score: 2, Interesting

      All of this may be so. Hell, I'll even concede, without looking it up myself, that it is so. And it doesn't change a damned thing. Those vacant-stared people at K-Mart at 2 PM don't help anyone. All they do is take. No amount of money that I make, no amount of money that the government spends on other things, no amount of philosophy changes that. Now put that in your pipe and smoke it, chuckle-boy.

    30. Re:I live in California by dusanv · · Score: 1

      Q. Wow, Eric, sounds like the geeks get the most welfare of all! Why do you think they complain so much?
      A. (stumped)

      BS! What kind of a junky argument is that? How much of the 90-some million for that software went to geeks or anyone else how aready doesn't have a million buycks in bank? The crooks at that Logicon got $28 M and Larry & Co got the rest. And that's taxpayers' money. Why am I complaining? Because friggin multi-millionare crooks got away with my money! That's why!
      D.

    31. Re:I live in California by Geek+In+Training · · Score: 2

      Let me guess, you never had a baby.

      Of course I haven't had a baby, you idiot, I'm a MAN.

      And I am the oldest of 7 kids, I have "babysat" my sibling, kids of parents' friends, and neices for 13 years. I know what "having a baby" is all about, and it's NOT about WalMart, Food Stamps, and Menthol Lights.

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    32. Re:I live in California by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The role of government is to benefit its people. The more
      services they provide to its citizens, the
      higher marks it earns. If the citizens wish to
      to "breed" and smoke menthol that is of little
      consern.

      The big issue is who pays and who benifits. If your
      thesis is that the poor in this country are parasites
      to the society since they receive benefits that only
      allows us to live in poverty, I presume you will
      have a much bigger issue with the ULTA wealthy
      of this country who most of them are wealthy
      due to inheritance and not because they rose from
      janitors to corporate CEO .
      I have read lots of discust and contempt agaist
      the poorest of our citizens who you imply live
      the life of kings when in reality they do not:
      they are the poorest among us. Some are poor from choice,
      but all the rest are poor and will remain poor because
      they did not born to wealthy parents. At least that
      is the reality in this country, but you as
      a good patriotic American preferts that it is
      best they all vanish (so your taxes will be lighter).

      If you propose that the poor in this country have
      it made in a lifestyle of comfort, I suggest that
      you trade places with them and tell us if you will
      wright such sorry opinitions again.

    33. Re:I live in California by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > What makes it even dirtier is that if you make above a certain amount of money, you get penalized if you don't pre-pay more than you actually owe, i.e. you must give them a free loan. Wish I could find a cite for this...I just remember coming across it a few years ago.

      Take a look at your 1040 form, those last lines; if your witheld tax monies are 90% of your tax obligation, they fine you for not having witheld enough. $##(*$&#@.

    34. Re:I live in California by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      Well written, and I agree with the argument, but part of this does come off as a bit ironic.

      ...we have bred an entire generation or subculture of people who can now live by the hard work of others who make btter[sic] decisions and handle the consequences to their actions without whining.

      :-)

    35. Re:I live in California by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      The original poster was talking about what economic benefits the DoD provides.

      He used it only as support for his claim that geeks should stop complaining about taxes.

      He didn't say a thing about whether he supports military spending. He didn't even say that military spending is a good idea. Now, I will grant that he didn't go off on some humanistic rant, but had he done so he wouldn't have furthered his point in the least.

    36. Re:I live in California by haggar · · Score: 1

      While in principle I would have even agreed, the fact that you cooked up the numbers (or pulled them out of your bum) was a turnoff.

      NO country in the world can afford to spend 35% of it's annual budget on defense. This is somewhere in the range of 4 to 10%. 35% is ridicolous.

      I would take issue with the 60K starting salary. I don't say it's impossible, but negligeably rare.

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    37. Re:I live in California by dave_etc · · Score: 1


      It's time for some Q&A.Let's start with familiar /. lore.
      Q. Who invented the Internet?


      #1: I obviuosly concede that that government paid for the INITIAL infrastructure costs, requisite research (TCP/IP) etc... but to call the Internet an invention is shortsighted and wrong. The Internet is an evolving organism. Where would the Internet be without countless labors of geeks, nerds on such projects such as Apache (Whoever has used the bug ridden-NCSA web server will understand....This is hearsay of course, I have never used it myself....problably because it sucked) , or by individuals who create those countless websites for FAQ's, general information, poetry, art....etc. What sort of monetary return on their time are these people getting. NOTHING. They do it because they want to. To say we should not complaim about our government WASTING OUR money simply because they laid down a couple million for a network the military could use to email the president after he has blown up half the earth.....is an absurdity.

      #2: My train of thought has derailed, Im tired. Another 13 hour day (-30 min for /.) for 55k/year salary. (Started out at 40k)

    38. Re:I live in California by oingoboingo · · Score: 1

      It's time for some Q&A.Let's start with familiar /. lore.
      Q. Who invented the Internet?


      Al Gore.

    39. Re:I live in California by Malcontent · · Score: 2

      +5 insightful? On what planet?
      Oh yea planet slashdot where any republican rant gets moderated up to 5 no matter how false, insane or devoid of original thought.

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    40. Re:I live in California by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Attack the man, not the argument. A true liberal.

    41. Re:I live in California by fleadope · · Score: 1

      Check out this link for a different perspective.

      Synopsis: The government distorts how our income tax dollars are spent because it includes Trust Funds (e.g., Social Security), and the expenses of past military spending are not distinguished from nonmilitary spending.

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    42. Re:I live in California by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      Ok, So bombing obviously solves your financial problems, but I think you should shut the fuck up

      I say we nuke this son of a bitch.

      Max

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    43. Re:I live in California by crucini · · Score: 2
      Leaving aside your miscalculated numbers, which others have addressed, your argument boils down to "you lost some money and you gained some money, so shut up." But this is not the end of the matter. Our current system of massive taxation and wealth transfer means that people are divided into two groups: those who spend more than they get back, and those who get more than they spend. Some public services, like road maintenance, can be assigned a market value because they are performed by private industry in some places. Others, like defence, are nearly impossible to value correctly. But this does not mean all taxes and expenditure should be regarded as an opaque ball of mud that can only be praised or condemned as a whole.
      Wow, Eric, sounds like the geeks get the most welfare of all! Why do you think they complain so much?

      This idea is wrong in several ways. Welfare is aid given without expectation of return. It was originally an emergency stipend to cushion the impact of disasters until the stricken family could find their feet again. Paying an engineer to develop a defense component is not done to benefit the engineer, but to benefit the payer - ultimately the DOD which hopes to gain a military advantage. It is not welfare.

      Defense spending is hardly confined to computer-related fields. I would not take the media's wide-eyed stories about "technology" as factual with regard to spending. Even if we grant for the sake of argument that a dollar spent on defense is more likely to be spent on computer programmers than is a dollar spent in other sectors, computer programmers are not automatically geeks. Many are simply obedient workers who toil for eight hours on a Windows machine and go home to watch football on TV. I suspect that the proportion of geeks in defense industries is lower than outside, because defense contractors are not famous for being flexible, modern and fun places to work.

      Of course it could be counterargued that by hiring programmers, any kind of programmers, the defense industry puts upward pressure on the programmer employment market, benefitting programmers outside the industry.

      Lastly, ignoring all of the above, the idea that one should be glad of a massively top-heavy and wasteful government because one's particular profession receives disproportionate benefit is a bad, cynical one whose widespread adoption drives the growth and increasing unresponsiveness of the modern state.
    44. Re:I live in California by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      Those vacant-stared people at K-Mart at 2 PM don't help anyone.

      Neither do assholes who think that the vast majority of the poor are simply too lazy to be rich. Time to break out the clue-bat.

      Max

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    45. Re:I live in California by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Thats pure bullshit. Sure a few abuse the system, but many many do not. The poor do not choose to live poor. The majority of the poor are minorities - especially single women with children. If there is a child support order, it is often not enforced by the state (the poor cant afford to take deadbeat fathers to court).

      In this country it is a truth that what ever class your parents were, that is the class you are most likely to be also; in other words, if your parents were poor, you will be poor. There is a very small minority (something like 1%) who rise through the social ladder. The vast majority of the rich were born to rich parents. America may be known as the land of the free and a place where anyone who has a dream can accomplish that dream, but not if you arent that 1% or so that is extreamly lucky.

      The poor arent worrying about how to afford that next pack of menthols they are worrying about how to afford thier next meal.

      The govt does offer a few social services, but they are pain in the asses. They take over your entire life. If you want govt subsidized housing, you _must_ submit to regular inspections of your appartment, which I might mention is always in one of the worst neighborhoods of the city. I would continue with more examples, but I think it would be more benificial if I told you exactly how our family lived for many years.

      My mom had 4 children, had a gross income of $7000 or so annually. Obviously, we had to get some kind of support from the govt, because you _cannot_ raise 5 people on that income. So my mom applied for food-stamps and govt subsidized housing.

      She still had to pay rent (about 2/3s of the original price), and submit to regular inspections of the appartment. The appt was in the worst neighborhood of the city - crime rates were exreamly high. Drunks would typically urinate on the side of the building, strangers would peep inside of our windows, black children would throw rocks through our windows (racism), and we would be harrassed every single day. You could not go outside without being physically threatened. And you add to all that, the only other appt in the building was rented out by a lady who would play the most obnoxious music so loud you could hear it 3-4 blocks down the street. She would prostitute herself and sell drugs - I even remember seeing her children vomit (stomach acid) out on the street from lack of food (yes, it is possible). At the end of almost every month, we would run out of food for a few days until our food-stamps were issued. Trying to squeeze every penny to make it last the entire month. Holidays were bad - why? - well because that would be one more meal that my mom would have to buy - one more meal the school would not buy. And dont even think for a second that on holidays like christmas you got presents, or saw a tree - lol - holidays were just like every other day, except you didnt have to goto school (keep in mind I was only 12 when we finally left the entire city).

      Me and my brother were even threatened at gun point by a lady who thought we had lunch money - believe she said she needed the money to buy diapers - how sad. The police would not do a damn thing about the violence - they would dismiss rapes as being the fault of the women and refuse to investigate - they would refuse to do anything about the harrassment - they would refuse to do anything about the violence.

      Being poor is not luxury - far from it my friend.

    46. Re:I live in California by Geek+In+Training · · Score: 1

      It wasn't a whine, it was a rant. :)

      Thanks though...

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    47. Re:I live in California by Geek+In+Training · · Score: 2

      *Ahem* Malcontent,

      First of all, Republican is a dirty word. Conservative is more accurate, but also a dirty word. I vote, and I vote for people whose track record and opinions on issues I know; I have voted for Reps, Dems, Libs, and Inds in my short civic career as a taxpayer, er, citizen.

      Personally, I'm a Follower of Kant; I embrace logic. And if your dissenting political views tend you to ignore logic, well whee for you. If you fully want to believe that everyone on government assistance is there because of some uncontrollable circumstance that befell them, hey whatever helps you sleep at night my friend. Just get to know some of them some time, and you will find that they are not particularly smart, but what they lack in brains they make up for in laziness. I have never met a person who WANTED to get out of that cycle who didn't accomplish that goal in six months. But those people were motivated, asked for help, learned from others, and used the government for "assistance." which is what it is supposed to be.

      And Republicans want to get rid of many many social programs... they would have long ago if they thought that their corporate-funded election war-chests could overcome their voting record of being heartless, greedy bastards.

      Democrats would sit around and come up with ways to raise taxes to a 0%, 25%, 50%, 75% scale, and give back the proceeds of the 75% bracket to the the 0% bracket to "even things up" for the "less fortunate." The fact of the matter is, "less fortunate" is a misnomer; most of the "less fortunate" made their own lack of fortune for themselves. Now they have realized that they don't have to take accountability for their decisions, the government is more than happy to do it.

      As human beings, it is hard for us to see someone in pain, or unable to have the same things we have. Some of it is compassion, some of it is "money guilt."

      But please don't sit there and call me a Republican because I have a decent tech salary and want to keep more of it so I can afford a GeForce4 at the expense of somebody who is eating at a soup kitchen tonight. That is not the truth, that is an illusion of the truth that some people have made for themselves to explain poverty.

      I quit college, moved out at 19, and made my own fortune. Worked my way through four years of minimum wage crap and proved to myself, my peers, and my bosses what I was capable of. Got hired based on my skills, my attitude, and the recommendation of people who thought highly of my work. That is what any of us are capable of if we try. Men and women who are on the path of Welfare-To_Work can do the same thing, but they only see working at McDonalds for minimum wage, get mad, and end up right back where they started... instead of working hard, making it to shift manager, jumping ship to manager of the Burger Kinga corss the street... with salary and benefits. They've been convinced by their lazy peers and their parents that this is all there is... minimum wage and public assistance.

      I'm diverging too far and this is turning into a stupid political essay, so I'm going to go now. But I know what I have written is the truth for me. If you choose to read it and soak it in, you are free to accept it into your truth, or dismiss it as you please. Just don't stick your nose up and call me a Republican and attack me just because I'm giving a observant, well-reasoned opinion on something. Think about mine, discuss it with me, and give me your opinion-- I know that I don't know everything, and I'm open to read well-thought opinions of others any time, any place. It's called public discourse, and until I found slashdot, I thought it was *COMPLETELY* dead.

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    48. Re:I live in California by Geek+In+Training · · Score: 2

      I am the son

      of a self-made man, who was the son

      of a self-made man, who was the son

      of immigrants to this country,

      who had NOTHING when they showed up.

      I do not look upon the poor in contempt,

      but in compassion. I will give them

      assistance in any way they ask of me.

      I will give them advice, that if they follow,

      they will succeed.

      I look upon the LAZY with comtempt.

      Those who are LAZY deserve no compassion.

      This is MY TRUTH.

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    49. Re:I live in California by Geek+In+Training · · Score: 2

      I did not say that the poor live in luxury, I am saying that they make choices which they refuse to answer for when they do not work out.

      The majority of the poor are minorities - especially single women with children

      What kind of racial stereotyping is this? If you tell me it's because of slavery or something, I'm going to barf.

      Your mom only made $7000 income with four kids? Where was your dad? He left? Sounds like your mom didn't make a very good decision in who she hopped into bed with, and/or your dad was a bum and didn't think that his kids were worth supporting. (That is not a man, it's a bum.) Or maybe he died, and didn't have any life insurance. That would suck, but again, we all make decisions. If they don't work out, you stand up and improve the situation. Learn from the mistakes and make better decisions.

      How many jobs did you work as a teenager to help support your mom? And your siblings, how did they help? My grandfather worked at a store until he was old enough to join the military, and sent 90% of his check back to the farm in Oklahoma in the 30s. I KNOW that they were not living in luxury. But they were working any way they could to keep alive, and keep their pride intact.

      My brother is working a minimum wage job, and having a hard time paying rent. I don't give him money, do you know why? He spends about $30 a week on cigarettes, of his own choice. Yes it's an addiction, but believe me, I have seen lesser men than him quit cold turkey. I didn't say it was EASY, I just said you can do it.

      I also tried very hard not to stereotype everyone I know on public assistance as trashy Menthol-addicts, but after you see four or five making the exact same choices and having the exact same reactions to the outcome, it's hard not to get jaded.

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    50. Re:I live in California by TheConfusedOne · · Score: 2

      I'd kind of put in this in terms of perspective.

      The budget represents ALL money spent by the US Government. This group seems to be saying that they are only accounting for the moneys related to Income Taxes. First, I'd point out that the government has been using the large surplusses from Social Security to fund other portions of the government for years now (putting the lie to "Trust Fund"). Second, I'd draw your attention to some of their reasoning:
      ""Past military" represents veterans' benefits plus 80% of the interest on the debt. Analysts differ on how much of the debt stems from the military; other groups estimate 50% to 60%. We use 80% because we believe if there had been no military spending most (if not all) of the national debt would have been eliminated."

      So, they've inflated numbers based on a completly unsupported assumption. Both sides are definitely pushing an agenda, but if you look at military spending as part of the TOTAL US budget then it's around 15%. Granted it's still a giant dollar figure, but it's half what we spend on Social Security.

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    51. Re:I live in California by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      So when my wife's co-workers quit their jobs to raise babies (five of them in the past 18 months) and get public assistance in medical benefits, food, income, subsidized housing, etc... they tell us "The Government is taking care of me! It is great!" (My sister has also done this, twice.)
      Bullshit. My father and I are paying for you to sit on your ass and watch Oprah and smoke Menthol Lights next to your newborn. And to get medical care. And to buy orange juice with food stamps so you can save your baby shower money for important stuff... like another carton of Menthols.


      Yeah, and to raise babies that grow up and make sure there's gonna be a workforce to keep up the Californian economy after you retire. I don't know about CA, but here in Europe, and even more in Japan it's a huge problem with too few young people and too many old.
    52. Re:I live in California by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You may be right. But there are only a handful of "ultra wealthy". They aren't the problem.

      Losers like you who think the world owes them a living are a much bigger problem.

      Loser.

    53. Re:I live in California by andr0meda · · Score: 2



      You bring on your point well, however instead of telling what the orignal poster didn't say, let me focus us on what he did say. His point is (among other things) that war leads to a thriving tech society, which means wealthy techies. He's argueing that, therefore, techies do not have a right to (or look like hypocrits when they) utter critique on a government that spends money (taxes) on warfare. I personally think that such reasoning is defunct in every possible way, and strongly oppose to that, because it's simply bad influence, and not constructive at all. I'm sorry but, to me, selling war to techie minds like this, is like telling a kid to go rob a candystore. It stinks.

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    54. Re:I live in California by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you don't know shit.

    55. Re:I live in California by Malcontent · · Score: 2

      "yada Yada Yada"

      Whatever man I am sure you have a thousand rationalizations about why you think the way you do. That is not my concern nor is it my critisism. I never critised what you said, my point was that your post is not insightful and did not deserve a +5 moderation. I have heard the whole "welfare people are lazy bums and they are taking my money" shpiel from every single right wing commentator, radio host, newspaper and magazine in the country.

      You provided no insight, no original ideas, no evidence. You merely parroted the right wind idiology party line and people moderated you up because they agreed with you. Parroting the right wing ideology on slashdot is nothing more then karma whoring becasue you know the denizens of this board are mostly republican.

      Prove me wrong. Point out to me one thing in your original post that is actually insightful or original.

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    56. Re:I live in California by Geek+In+Training · · Score: 2

      Where the hell did you learn to read dude, the fucking academy of "my fingers are in my ears and I'm screaming 'I can't hear you! I can't hear you!'"

      No original ideas? Right wing? Read my other comments in this thread, and elsewhere.

      Spend less time fighting and more time educating yourself by listening to other people, absorbing it, finding truth, finding non-truth, and responding in kind.

      Trust me, when you turn 23, and put your skateboard in the closet, you may just find that it was a smart decision.

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    57. Re:I live in California by Malcontent · · Score: 2

      "No original ideas? Right wing?"

      Yes do you disagree that the post I was talking about was completely devoid of original thought and was in fact a right wing rant against the "welfare state"

      "Read my other comments in this thread, and elsewhere."

      I may have read them but that's irrelevant. I was replying to one post which got modded up to +5 irrationaly.

      "Trust me, when you turn 23, and put your skateboard in the closet, you may just find that it was a smart decision."

      I bet I am older then you are, I bet I've been to more countries then you have, I bet I have been to more states then you have, I bet I speak more languages then you do, I bet I make more money then you do.

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    58. Re:I live in California by Geek+In+Training · · Score: 2

      Yes I disagree that the the post was devoid of original thought. Yes I disagree that it was a right-wing rant.

      It must be so easy to pigeon-hole people based on instantly-determined stereotypes, and therefore consider them wrong and "just like everyone else." (Which is basically what you accused me of doing.)

      I tend to watch individual behavior (Psychology), societal behavior (Sociology), and patterns of human behavior (Anthropology), and try to make observations that fit the individuals I'm talking about in a larger context. Clearly, I am an amateur at each of these things... but weren't some of the best artists of many trades self-taught? And in this case, I stand by my observations as an anthropologist, not as a politician.

      I bet I am older then you are,

      Age != Maturity; Age != Wisdom. I know a few men twice my age who have less self awareness than I. I know a few younger who have more than I.

      I bet I've been to more countries then you have,

      Quite probably, since I've never been in the military, nor the peace corps. If I made observations in another country, I know my rant would be completely invalid. I realize that; I was trying to speak to a subculture of Americans.

      I bet I have been to more states then you have,

      You might be surprised, since I have lived in at least 7 states, and visited about five or so more. And not all in one time zone, either. :P

      I bet I speak more languages then you do,

      Peut-etre... porquoi?

      I bet I make more money then you do.

      You make more money than I do and you still don't think that the United States takes too much of your paycheck for questionable services, both military and social?

      I can tell you flat out; I'm 26, the step-son (who was later adopted by) of a military officer who moved around a lot and did not make a "a lot" for being responsible for a wife and 7 kids, I moved to Wyoming when I was 19 and now live in an Eastern timezone state. I work for a financial services company and make $49,000 a year, which for someone with "no education" (post-secondary) is pretty respectable, if you asked me. (Which you did.)

      I have a younger sibling with multiple young children who is still partially on governmental assistance, mostly because the man she married is the world's laziest man. (His picture is in the Guiness book, I'm pretty sure.) AND she has not made good choices... so when we give her options (out of compassion, concern, and experience) for how she can improve her situation, she tells us to fuck off, cuz it's "her life."

      Well I still say, it's "my paycheck."

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    59. Re:I live in California by Malcontent · · Score: 2

      I win the bet.

      I am much older then you are, I make almost three times as much money as you do, I have been to almost every state in the union and lived in a bunch of them. I have traveled extensively in europe, middle east and far east (although never south of the equator). On top of all that I am an immigrant and a veteran.

      As for taxes I have this to say. I served this country glady even though I disagree with almost all of the foreign policy decisions of the leaders but I did not feel it would be right to critize it without serving it. The same with taxes. I pay an insane amount in taxes but I do it gladly even though I frequently disagree with how it's spent. We in the upper tax brackets have nothing to complain about. The top 5% of this country controls over 90% of the wealth yet pays only 75% of the taxes. A pretty damned good deal if you ask me. I am a few dollars shy of making it into the top 5% and I don't know if I ever will but I don't complain about taxes. I get more out of taxes then I pay in.

      People in the upper tax brackets realize something that most people don't. Money flows uphill. Left to it's own devices money will flow from the poor to the rich so that eventually a handful of families will control the entire wealth of a country. Historically countries go through cycles of wealth concentration followed by bloody revolutions where the rich are killed. These days we know better. We put in mechanisms to recycle that money and slow down the concentration of it in the hands of the few. The alternative to paying taxes is to sow the seeds of revolution. This country is not run by idiots and they all realize that. The trick is to give just enough back to keep the poor and the middle content. It turns out that with well designed propaganda you can keep that number much lower then otherwise. By contantly bombarding the middle class with the message that the poor are their enemy and that the reason they don't have enough money is because the poor take it from them (an utterly silly idea if you think about it) we can deflect the focus away from us. It works very well.

      Which leads us to your original post. Your post is the party line. "I could have more money if it wasn't for those goddamned lazy stupid poor people". HAH!. If you are like most people you spend every single cent you make (most people are in debt so they spend more then they make). How much of that ended up in the hands of the poor how much ended up int the hands of the rich? Answer honestly now.

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    60. Re:I live in California by Geek+In+Training · · Score: 2

      I was trying to make scoial commentary, not fiscal. But I have no disagreement with your assertion that "money flows uphill," and that is because of the same basic phenomenon; in this case, a subculture of greedy corporatists, instead of a subculture of lazy social leeches.

      I know full well that the welfare-culture opt-ins are only a small part of the government's appropriation of my check. Other things that it has gone to are things like a few billion dollars to the international AIDS relief coalition. When Mr. Bush gave them a few bills, the response from Africa was, "Well, that's a nice START. We look forward to your FUTURE contributions." You can look at that issue two ways: either you view citizens of third-world african countries as undereducated and impoverished, who need to learn sexual responsibility so that the virus stops streading, or you can go up 50,000 feet and look at the situation from above. Go back to the middle ages, there was a plague that hit and spread rapidly largely because of population density and poor hygeine. It killed off a lot of people, the remaining ones found the cause and stopped it by not doing the things that were killing off the rest of the race. You *could* apply the same to Africa; once 60% of the continent has wiped itself out with HIV, the remaining ones will be the ones smart enough to not engage in risky behavior. They will reproduce and a new generation will come forth, (hopefully) smarter. That is Natural Selection, in the same sense that "living the party line" of Republicans with respect to the poor would be an interesting experiment for social Darwinism.

      The problem is that in the meantime, Africa needs and wants to treat AIDS patients, so they're buying a billion dollars of medical supplies and pharmaceuticals to keep alive people who 1) are going to die of their disease, and 2) now have more oppotunities to spread the disease. You can call this heartless, and I am not saying I agree, but it is a scenario to consider.

      So, in closing, thank you for your service, and your time discussing this with me.

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    61. Re:I live in California by Malcontent · · Score: 2

      You math is all screwed up!. DO your calculations again please. Here let me help you.

      The common wisdom says that you have to work till may to pay off all your taxes (local, state, sales, federal etc). If that is true then somewhere around 40% of your money is paid in ALL taxes including local taxes and property taxes. Now if you spend all the money you make you are sending 60% of your money to people who have more money then you (your insurance company, banks, wall mart, Dell, Microsoft etc).

      Now look at the remaining 40%. Of that less then half is paid in federal taxes most are in sales, and property taxes which go to your state. Even if you take your entire 40% which percent of that goes towards helping other countries or helping the poor? Do you have a guess? Here let me tell you foreign aid is less then one percent welfare is a little more then one percent. That's right of the 40% you pay in taxes about two percent of that amount goes to welfare of foreign aid. Both of these are dwarfed by other portions of the discretionary spending budget which goes roughly.

      Social Security : 22%, Medicare 10% (that's right over thirty percent spent on old people!).
      Medicaid : 6%, AFDC (welfare) 1% (7% spent on helping the poor). More get's spent by the states but I don't have tohose figures let's say it's 10% total.
      Interest payments on the debt: 15% WOW!!!!. About as much as medicare and medicaid combined.
      Defense about 18% (soon to rise dramatically)

      Where does the rest of your money go? Well certainly a huge chunk goes towards roads, schools, parks, farm subsidies etc but most of the rest goes towards pork barrel. According to the cato institute 65 billion go towards corporate welfare alone!

      Once again most of the money you make goes to rich people (your income after taxes). Most of the rest (your taxes) goes to you or your parents (middle class). Your schools, your roads, your cops, your parks, your Army, your Navy, your farm subsidies etc. A tiny little miniscule portion goes to actually help the poor.

      But you and millions like you have chosen to put your blinders on. You have chosen to concentrate on the 1% going to welfare and the 1% going to foreign aid and somehow deluded yourself that if that expenditure went away you'd have more money. The numbers tell another story. Get rid of social security, defense, corporate welfare, medicare, farm subsidies, roads, schools or the national debt and then maybe you'd see a reduction in your taxes. Of course all of those cuts would have repercussion s too. If you cut off welfare more people would take to crime, if you cut off Social security you'd have to support your own parents, if you cut off farm subsidies the farmers would fold (and without welfare or medical care they too might take to crime).

      The absolute best thing we can do is to pay off the debt. That's 15% (and growing) of our budget and we get nothing in return.

      Please go educate yourself about how your tax dollars are spent all this information is vailable with just a few click on google.

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    62. Re:I live in California by Geek+In+Training · · Score: 2

      OK.

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  5. Hmmmmm by thedbp · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sounds to me as if the Oracle brass have been having lunch with the guys at Lockheed-Martin.....

    1. Re:Hmmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you mean northrop grumman

    2. Re:Hmmmmm by sharkey · · Score: 2

      Not to mention the manufacturers of Pentagon Brand toilet tissue.

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  6. Where is the suprise ? by MosesJones · · Score: 2


    How do you think Oracle et al make these huge amounts of cash. Is it via technical excellence or flogging to muppets on the golf course.

    Actually apologies to Kermit he wouldn't be stupid enough. Barnum applies and these guys are just applying that law. Stupid people get fleeced, they should quit on grounds of low intellect.

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    1. Re:Where is the suprise ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stupid people get fleeced, they should quit on grounds of low intellect.



      They don't quit - they go to work for the government, where the standards are lower and they get to spend your (taxpayer's) money.

    2. Re:Where is the suprise ? by Progoth · · Score: 1
      How do you think Oracle et al make these huge amounts of cash. Is it via technical excellence or flogging to muppets on the golf course.

      So, who's more "technically excellent" than oracle? I'm not saying anything about the company, and I'd rather use Postgres for just about anything...but really...who has a better RDBMS than oracle, disregarding cost?

      There's a lot that goes into a database; they're huge, complex creatures. try georgia tech's CS4420, "Database System Implementation". a semester of group work, and what do you have to show for it at the end? an integer-only database which can only run poorly-optimized extremely limited SELECT statements. it lends a whole new perspective of companies that sell databases. you almost start to understand why oracle charges $60,000 per processor.

    3. Re:Where is the suprise ? by rnturn · · Score: 2
      ``try georgia tech's CS4420, "Database System Implementation". a semester of group work, and what do you have to show for it at the end? an integer-only database which can only run poorly-optimized extremely limited SELECT statements. it lends a whole new perspective of companies that sell databases. you almost start to understand why oracle charges $60,000 per processor.''

      Sorry but just how this is a valid excuse for charging so damned much for an Oracle license? Were you expecting that a classroom full of college students were going to reinvent Oracle RDBMS over the course of a single semester? I had to write a circuit analysis program for a half-semester course. I doubt that anyone was expecting that a competitor to ECAP, LINCAD, or SPICE was going to result from that assignment. Geez.

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    4. Re:Where is the suprise ? by Jason+Earl · · Score: 2

      The state of California just bought over a quarter of a million Oracle seats. How many of those databases are probably storing cookie recipes? I don't mind paying Oracle for those things that require Oracle software, but it is ridiculous to think that you need Oracle for everything.

    5. Re:Where is the suprise ? by fishbowl · · Score: 2

      If the university continued development every
      time around, letting students extend the software instead of starting from scratch, you might end up with something very good in a very short time.

      I believe the McGill University VMS clone was something similar to this.

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    6. Re:Where is the suprise ? by Progoth · · Score: 1
      The state of California just bought over a quarter of a million Oracle seats. How many of those databases are probably storing cookie recipes? I don't mind paying Oracle for those things that require Oracle software, but it is ridiculous to think that you need Oracle for everything

      hmm, none? they're not even using the licenses. anyway, I wasn't saying anything about cali buying all the licenses, just responding to the "oracle is technically inferior" poster.

    7. Re:Where is the suprise ? by Progoth · · Score: 1
      Sorry but just how this is a valid excuse for charging so damned much for an Oracle license?

      I'm just saying that oracle is a really nice database, and therefore they can charge what they want, and companies will buy it. and I'm sure the money they've spent on development is staggering. it's just capitalism, if you think oracle is overpriced (which it probably is), go with db2, or better yet, postgres.

      Were you expecting that a classroom full of college students were going to reinvent Oracle RDBMS over the course of a single semester?

      umm...no. where did I say that? I just said the class helps you see how intricate a database really is.

    8. Re:Where is the suprise ? by crucini · · Score: 2
      So, who's more "technically excellent" than oracle?

      I like Oracle's relational database product, and work with it a lot. However, I'm not sure what proportion of Oracle's income comes from this solid and useful product, and how much from various things like "Oracle financials" and "Oracle Web Adapter". Oracle seems to have hit on a clever trick. They make a product which geeks respect - the RDBMS. Then they put up flashy and confusing ads claiming to be "UNBREAKABLE" and give the average idiot an extremely vague idea of what they sell. Then they pounce on a decision-making idiot and load him up with their less-useful software. The idiot knows that "9/10 e-businesses run on Oracle" but doesn't know that the statistic refers to the RDBMS and only the RDBMS.

      So technical excellence is part of the equation, but confusion is a big part also. I suspect that when Oracle makes a huge sale, they are selling piles of licenses for non-RDBMS software that will never be implemented by the customer.
  7. So? by Have+Blue · · Score: 4, Insightful

    California did sign the agreement. Oracle expects them to abide by the contract. California should have thought a bit more before signing, perhaps, but there is no wrongdoing here. If they signed a contract to purchase 270,000 useless copies of Red Hat, no one would be complaining.

    1. Re:So? by r_j_prahad · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If they signed a contract to purchase 270,000 useless copies of Red Hat, no one would be complaining.

      That's right, they wouldn't be complaining, because how much would 270,000 installs of RedHat cost? $89.95, that's how much.

    2. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      270,000 copies of Red Hat would cost less than $2 Million.

    3. Re:So? by don_carnage · · Score: 2

      Didn't California also do the same thing with locking electricity rates at insane prices for 5 years?

    4. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      but there is no wrongdoing here.

      Depends on what you mean by wrongdoing.
      Illegal - probably not.
      Unethical - absolutely.

    5. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's right, they wouldn't be complaining, because how much would 270,000 installs of RedHat cost? $89.95, that's how much

      Hey, that's 89 tax payer dollars!!!

      Honestly, if they did buy redhat, wouldn't all the elitest complain that they shoulda just installed it for free?

    6. Re:So? by taniwha · · Score: 1

      actually the power companies lobbied the state for this during the deregulation process, consumer groups fought against it - they wanted to preserve the (then) high profit margin they had and be able to make it higher by dabling in the new unregulated spot market. Their claim at the time was that they needed this to pay for the costs they were going to incurr breaking their generation facilities from their retail ones as part of deregulation.

      Of course as hindsight now shows us a fixed price cuts both ways and when the Enrons of the world pushed the pricse thru the roof they were 'hoist by their own petard' now people like PG&E are bankrupt and their shareholders have no one to blame but their own companies management who manipulated the state into creating the situation they are in now

    7. Re:So? by The+Cat · · Score: 2

      Why not just download it and save the other $90?

      /sarcasm

      I think it is pushing things just a bit to do a quarter-million installs with the same CD. If the software is valuable enough to run 270,000 systems, compensate the company fairly.

      And people wonder why nobody can get a job as a programmer any more...

    8. Re:So? by JimBobJoe · · Score: 5, Interesting

      California did sign the agreement. Oracle expects them to abide by the contract.

      The situation is not exactly clear yet, but the article leads me to believe that the state will claim that Oracle and this Logicon company thinger may have misrepresented themselves during the contract negotiation process. Misrepresentation is definitely something that can cause contract to get nullified:

      "The disparity "raises the question that Logicon may have misled the state," the audit says. "The fact that Logicon appears to benefit by as much as $28.5 million from its role ... makes these disparities even more troubling."

      We shall see what happens in court.

    9. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      I think it is pushing things just a bit to do a quarter-million installs with the same CD. If the software is valuable enough to run 270,000 systems, compensate the company fairly.


      One major point of the article is that they didn't need 270,000 licenses. They don't even have 270,000 people who could potentially *use* a license.

    10. Re:So? by i+like+your+eyes · · Score: 1

      If they signed a contract to purchase 270,000 useless copies of Red Hat, no one would be complaining.

      I think the fine people at Red Hat might have something to say about their products being called 'useless'.

      --

      There's no emoticon for what I'm feeling!
    11. Re:So? by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

      The premise of the argument was that Logicon overstated the state's computer maintenance costs as $3.6M. (Actual cost $400k, 9x overstatement!)

      IANL, and I don't know if the contract is direct with Oracle or Logicon, but if it was through the latter, I would have to think it would be fraud.

    12. Re:So? by greenrd · · Score: 1
      If you're running 270000 copies of Linux, it would be more ethical to donate some sizeable amount to a nonprofit foundation that contributed / is contributing a lot, like the FSF - as well as paying the distributor.

    13. Re:So? by dachshund · · Score: 1
      If the software is valuable enough to run 270,000 systems, compensate the company fairly.

      That's a great point. So one wonders, was Oracle compensated fairly for the actual use CA will put the product to? Or were they compensated far too much?

    14. Re:So? by throx · · Score: 2

      [i]That's right, they wouldn't be complaining, because how much would 270,000 installs of RedHat cost? $89.95, that's how much.[/i]

      Assuming they didn't want support for any install but one. Of course, if you don't want support at all why not just download it?

      Wake up a little. If you are installing 270,000 copies of *anything* you go to the company and arrance some sort of support deal that is independant of the retail price.

      --

      Fear: When you see B8 00 4C CD 21 and know what it means

    15. Re:So? by DShor · · Score: 1

      Fraud is fraud my friend. If Logicon (reseller) fudged numbers to push the sale through, then it may invalidate the contract (IANAL so I'm not 100% sure). Either way, I hope people see now that Microsoft is not the only company out there to make money.

      --


      Why is it that people always hear what I say, and not what I mean?
    16. Re:So? by garett_spencley · · Score: 2

      If you're running 270000 copies of Linux, it would be more ethical to donate some sizeable amount to a nonprofit foundation that contributed / is contributing a lot, like the FSF - as well as paying the distributor.

      Um... don't forget that this is the government we're talking about. I mean, "ethics", is that some kind of joke?

      --
      Garett

    17. Re:So? by PeelBoy · · Score: 1

      He said copies not installs.

    18. Re:So? by sunking2 · · Score: 1

      This is assuming all of the licenses were for a given product. Perhaps it is for 10 products on only 27,000 desks.

    19. Re:So? by FattMattP · · Score: 3, Insightful
      That's right, they wouldn't be complaining, because how much would 270,000 installs of RedHat cost? $89.95, that's how much.
      Wrong. The original poster said "to purchase 270,000" copies of Red Hat. Red Hat Linux 7.2 costs $59.95 on their online store. That's $16,186,500 to purchase 270,000 copies. Of course, they could use just one copy, but that's not what the poster was talking about.
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    20. Re:So? by JordanH · · Score: 1
      Actually, the guy said 270,000 copies.

      If California bought 270,000 boxed copies from RedHat, they probably wouldn't be giving their money back if California found they needed less.

      Now, it might seem pretty stupid to buy 270,000 boxed copies of RedHat, but then, we're talking about a group that bought 270,000 extra copies of Oracle.

      Of course, with copies of RedHat we are talking about a tangeable, physical product. It would be a burden on RedHat to take back all those boxes. When we're talking about seat licenses, that's something else entirely.

    21. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >And people wonder why nobody can get a job as a programmer any more...

      Actually, that is more of Bush's fault

    22. Re:So? by Have+Blue · · Score: 2

      Most of you are completely missing the point. Two parties, a provider and a consumer, enter into a legally binding contract in which the provider gives the consumer a product and the consumer gives the provider a quantity of money. Whether the consumer is an idiot or the provider is not popular in the Slashdot community is completely irrelevant. The Red Hat example has nothing to do with the cost of Red Hat itself, if it's a useless copy of Red Hat (not meaning the product is bad, just that the purchaser has no plan, ability, or desire to actually use it) then it is $89.95 wasted. Does that deserve a story on Slashdot and a hefty round of RH bashing?

      I didn't want to go this far, but you leave me no choice:

      This Is Not News For Nerds Or Stuff That Matters!

      Thank you.

    23. Re:So? by Qrlx · · Score: 2, Informative

      No wrongdoing?

      When grandma goes to Circuit City to buy a computer so she can get email from the grandkids, and comes home with a $3500 Pentium IV 512 MB RAM GeForve IV and Printer Scanner DVD-RW, you don't think that's wrongdoing?

      No *respectable* business will sell you something you don't need, or the wrong product to suit your needs.

      Both parties behaved improperly. California entered into an agreement without knowing what they were getting, and Oracle led them down the primrose path (or should I say they maximized value for shareholders.) In the real business world, the company would just say, look, we know we signed but we're not paying anyway, here's your software back. Sue us if you have the time and money. Since it the State of California, Oracle will probably get their bucks since Cali. has to follow the letter of the law.

      (I worked for a dot-com that simply didn't pay and returned the software to another dot-com, after management realized we didn't need a $70,000 email auto-response system. On the other hand, no-one realized we didn't need $30,000 of routers to connect two offices with less than 20 people each. Ah, those were the days.)

    24. Re:So? by pmz · · Score: 2

      ...this Logicon company thinger...

      FYI. Logicon, now known as Northrop Grumman Information Technology, is a sector of Northrop Grumman Corporation. Northrop Grumman Information Technology is the second-largest supplier of information technology products to the federal government.

    25. Re:So? by piecewise · · Score: 2

      Yes. Cynicism and complacence will get us all very far in our American democracy.

      --
      The next comment I write will be ready soon, but subscribers can beat the rush and see it early!
    26. Re:So? by chobee · · Score: 1

      270,000 copies of Red Hat or any OS would make more sense than buying an entire database license per state employee. The analogy is an execellent one that points out that the purchaser's of the contract (the state of california) obviously didn't understand what they were buying. Its a complete waste of taxpayers money that could be better used to better the lives of people in the state.

    27. Re:So? by garett_spencley · · Score: 2

      Yes. Cynicism and complacence will get us all very far in our American democracy.

      Democracy? Since when?

      Also I hope that you didn't get the impression that I'm complacent. It's quite the opposite. I'm very sick of government and I jump at every opportunity to change things. I just don't think anything's going to change as long as the current system is intact.

      Part of changing the system is realizing that we're all lied to on a regular basis. It's not a democracy. It's a corporate republic. Until your vote (and not your billions of dollars that you don't have) actually makes the slightest bit of difference then stop hiding it's real identity and please stop believing all the lies that your government and media spoon feed you every second.

      --
      Garett

    28. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      How so?

      The economy was on the upswing before Clinton came in and he took credit for it. The economy was going down when he left and people blame Bush. When will people see these things take time and all the screwing around every 4 or 8 years is what gives us a nice roller coaster ride.

    29. Re:So? by jedidiah · · Score: 2

      If so, then this is probably a stupid way to licence oracle. You don't have to license it per-user "CALS-style" if you don't want to. You can just pay based on the size of the server. If your individual databases have many users, it will end up being much cheaper that way.

      This all just looks like some PHB got snookered by a slick salesman. BS like this happens in corporations too. The bigwigs negotiate a big contract and don't bother to get a single engineer's input. So, the scope of work has huge loopholes or they end up with 3x more oracle licenses than they really needed.

      "A salesman fleeces the stupid."

      --
      A Pirate and a Puritan look the same on a balance sheet.
    30. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dumb-ass, you talk about "wrongdoing" and "improper". Yet you seem proud that your company bought some email system and simply didn't pay. Get a clue.

    31. Re:So? by Tackhead · · Score: 2
      > This all just looks like some PHB got snookered by a slick salesman. BS like this happens in corporations too.

      PHBs in corporations who spend more than their companies earn either get fired, or lose their jobs when their employers go bankrupt.

      PHBs in government get promoted or transferred to other departments.

      There's an incentive in the private sector not to waste shareholder money. There's no such incentive in government.

    32. Re:So? by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      Well, given that the $89.95 will get you installation tech support and nothing else, and I really, really hope that if some IT guy is installing 270,000 copies of Red Hat, he doesn't end up calling tech support each time, it doesn't make much sense to pay it. If you want full-blown corporate-level support, *then* you might negotiate something effective and pricy.

    33. Re:So? by greyguppy · · Score: 1

      I was pleasantly surprised in Maplin the other day
      In front of me was a man asking for a 100BaseT hub, two 10baseT ethernet cards, 100m of CAT5 the crimping tool, and a bag of RJ-45 plugs.

      The sales guy asked him how many computers he had

      "2"

      "And are you looking to upgrade anytime soon?"

      "No"

      "Then you would be far better off with just the two cards and a crossover cable"

      The sales guy saved this man over £100, when he could have just taken a fat profit for his store.

    34. Re:So? by ethereal · · Score: 1

      They could install from that CD on one machine, and then do network installs for the rest; if you install 100 or 1000 machines from that one, and then use them as install hosts for the other ~269900, you'd be done in no time with only one CD.

      You're right, that probably is too complicated for the State Dept. of IT.

      --

      Your right to not believe: Americans United for Separation of Church and

  8. Wow!! by Rams�s+Morales · · Score: 2, Funny

    Where did Oracle trained their salesmen?? I need that kind of sales talent on my company. Do you think they would be interested in switching companies?

  9. China by OzPhIsH · · Score: 0

    Aren't these the same guys who built the Great Firewall of China? We already know they're devoid of ethical businees practices. This comes as no surprise.

    --

    "To lead the people, you must walk behind them"

    1. Re:China by OzPhIsH · · Score: 1

      Damnit maybe that was CISCO not Oracle. I don't know, I'm tired and jumped the gun.. Mods delete parent plz.

      --

      "To lead the people, you must walk behind them"

  10. State ID cards by Mad+Man · · Score: 4, Funny

    Maybe everybody issued a national ID card, or scanned by facial recognition technology, will require a license from Oracle before they can be tracked?

  11. Larry was just doing his patriotic duty by gambit3 · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... to make up for all those millions and millions the BSA claims are lost to piracy. He was just buying licenses for them.

    1. Re:Larry was just doing his patriotic duty by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 5, Funny

      Poor Oracle. They have to lower thsemselves to stuff like this, because of all those warez kiddies running Oracle 9i Enterprise on their 64 cpu Sun boxen.

  12. Businesses screw people over? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



    How long has THIS been going on?

  13. In the words of homer simpson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Doh!

  14. State wages by sdo1 · · Score: 1

    Pay typical state wages to those making decisions and get poor decisions in return. When the state becomes wage-competitive with other industries, you'll get higher quality people in state jobs and less sloppy decisions.

    -S

    --
    --- What parts of "shall make no law", "shall not be infringed", and "shall not be violated" don't you understand?
    1. Re:State wages by Tackhead · · Score: 2
      > Pay typical state wages to those making decisions and get poor decisions in return. When the state becomes wage-competitive with other industries, you'll get higher quality people in state jobs and less sloppy decisions.

      Huh? How would raising taxes to pay higher civil service salaries encourage civil servants to spend said money more wisely?

      Most .gov bureaucrats would say "Wow, we have more money coming in. Better spend it!"

      How about "when the state has to compete like a private industry by providing services in exchange for dollars (instead of just saying "all your tax dollars are belong to us" with the stroke of a pen), you'll get higher-quality decisions."

    2. Re:State wages by walt-sjc · · Score: 1

      So where in his post did he say "raise taxes"?
      If you think about it, a GOOD professional at a higher wage can do the work of 2 lackeys at a lower wage. This may SAVE money.

      The problem with government is that every time spending is increased, it is never decreased. Departments only have to justify NEW spending, not the old. Now you end up with bloated useless government full of people doing useless jobs that nobody cares about just because funding was given 30 years ago for a long since depreciated need.

    3. Re:State wages by Tackhead · · Score: 2
      > So where in his post did he say "raise taxes"?

      He said it by implication - just as you point out yourself.

      > If you think about it, a GOOD professional at a higher wage can do the work of 2 lackeys at a lower wage. This may SAVE money.

      Exactly, and in the private sector, you'd do just that - hire one smart guy at $50000 to do the work of two $30000 lackeys, fire the lackeys, and save yourself $10 grand.

      But in the public sector...

      > The problem with government is that every time spending is increased, it is never decreased. Departments only have to justify NEW spending, not the old. Now you end up with bloated useless government full of people doing useless jobs that nobody cares about just because funding was given 30 years ago for a long since depreciated need.

      ...the poster's proposal would merely mean the hiring of one guy at $50000, and the retention of the two $30000 drones, for a net cost of $110,000.

      You then either run a $50000 deficit (i.e. issue $50000 worth of bonds and get the money back, plus interest, from the taxpayers when the bonds mature), or you raise taxes by $50000. Either way, the practical effect is that the taxpayer foots the bill.

    4. Re:State wages by sdo1 · · Score: 2
      Huh? How would raising taxes to pay higher civil service salaries encourage civil servants to spend said money more wisely?

      Because you'd have better people in those jobs. I'm not saying just give eveyone a raise and things will be better. I'm saying increase the pay scales and you'll get better people. As it is now, the states mostly (and I assume CA is no differnet) pay fairly low salaries to state workers. That means that people working for the state are there because they couldn't get a job working somewhere else (yes yes, before you state workers jump down my throat, I know there's exceptions).

      I think teachers are THE prime example of this. I'm not saying public school teachers are bad... many of them are amazing individuals... but in general you'd get much better teachers if the pay was competitive with the private sector.

      Same is true for state workers... pay them well for doing a good job (which includes stopping wasteful state spending), get good/qualified people in positions, and I'm pretty sure things like this wouldn't happen.

      -S

      --
      --- What parts of "shall make no law", "shall not be infringed", and "shall not be violated" don't you understand?
    5. Re:State wages by pod · · Score: 1
      Most .gov bureaucrats would say "Wow, we have more money coming in. Better spend it!"

      That's exactly what most would say, because a large number of government agencies/departments/etc have a 'use it or lose it' budget; if it's not spent by end of fiascal year, it's gone.

      --
      "Hot lesbian witches! It's fucking genius!"
  15. Why don't they just use Firebird? by smagruder · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Firebird is open source (read: free). It's based on the the well-known InterBase. It probably even outperforms Oracle, while simultaneously being a lot less complicated and buggy. California taxpayers may now commence screaming.

    --
    Steve Magruder, Metro Foodist
    1. Re:Why don't they just use Firebird? by lw54 · · Score: 1

      Does anyone know if Firebird supports transactions? I know lots of people who use Oracle because of its transaction capabilities.

    2. Re:Why don't they just use Firebird? by akharon · · Score: 1

      The sad thing is you're probably serious...

    3. Re:Why don't they just use Firebird? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The sad thing is companies shelling out large sums for the worst and most needlessly complex database on the market, which is Oracle.

  16. I don't know if I should laugh or cry by Inthewire · · Score: 1

    I dislike California and Larry Ellison.
    As the deal stands, I can delight in California's discomfort.
    Should the State's Attorney find a way to break the contract, I can delight in Larry's unhappiness.

    And there is the possibility that people will look to this as an example of why they ought to be wary of Oracle.

    --


    Writers imply. Readers infer.
    1. Re:I don't know if I should laugh or cry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's wrong with California? What a ignorant fool you are.

    2. Re:I don't know if I should laugh or cry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > And there is the possibility that people will look to this as an example of why they ought to be wary of Oracle.

      No, this is a good reason for people living in California to be wary of their incompetent government. As if the power crisis didn't drive that point home hard enough already.

      It's NOT Oracle's fault that the Calif. DOIT was staffed by incompetents who could be so easily defrauded by their supposed contracts advisor (Logicon).

  17. No symapthy. by Sakhmet · · Score: 1

    Caveat Emptor.

    Sakhmet.

    --
    Ban the Nukes! Save the Whales! Screw it. Nuke the Whales!
    1. Re:No symapthy. by Digital+Soldier · · Score: 1

      If a non-governmental entity made this mistake do you think the state of California would come to their rescue?
      Those of you who are hammering government for wasteful spending should remember how many dot com companies with stupid ideas have died over the last two years, largely because of their inability to understand that money doesn't grow on trees...

    2. Re:No symapthy. by Sakhmet · · Score: 1

      I don't grasp whether or not you are agreeing with me.

      The gov't of CA should obviously not have entered this agreement. But they did. Let them take responsibility, Not Oracle or Logicon. Maybe DOIT will be more careful in their next transaction.

      Let the buyer beware. If they aren't they deserve to be fleeced. This is one of the fundamental tennets of capitalism, no?

      Sakhmet.

      --
      Ban the Nukes! Save the Whales! Screw it. Nuke the Whales!
    3. Re:No symapthy. by magarity · · Score: 1
      they deserve to be fleeced. This is one of the fundamental tennets of capitalism

      While it unfortunately often seems this way, the theoretical model of capitalism (free market) calls for just the opposite: All parties should have all the same information. Obviously, this never happens in the real world. A fundamental tenant of human nature makes people willing to cheat to get ahead if they think they can get away with it. Thus, governments attempt to make disclosure rules, etc, to try to get closer to the equal information model. How well this is done is quite debatable.

    4. Re:No symapthy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Caveat emptor?

      Sure, the buyer should always pay attention. On the other hand Capitalism works best when both parties in a trade perceive a gain via the trade. Or win-win deal as its called in marketing. This could cause an inordinate amount of bad press for Oracle and Ellison. In the long run this could cost Oracle severely, but that of course remains to be seen.

      Frankly though, in my whole life I've never heard of the state of California making a good decision. Did the decision maker here previously work for Orange county?

    5. Re:No symapthy. by Tackhead · · Score: 2
      > If a non-governmental entity made this mistake do you think the state of California would come to their rescue?

      Of course not, nor should they!

      > Those of you who are hammering government for wasteful spending should remember how many dot com companies with stupid ideas have died over the last two years, largely because of their inability to understand that money doesn't grow on trees...

      But the dot-coms are dead - an excellent object lesson in capitalism - if you spend dollars on stuff to make things that nobody wants to trade dollars for, eventually you run out of dollars, and the problem of stupid spending decisions is self-limiting.

      But the dot-govs aren't dead - they continue to take more money - because, for them, the money does grow on trees. You work for it, you earn it, they spend it on crap they don't need, and then, when they realize they screwed up with it, they know they can always take more of it next year to make up for what they wasted this year.

  18. Lesser of Two Evils? by blankmange · · Score: 1

    And Ellison complains about MS's unfair business practices? It would seem that Larry and cohorts have been watching MS all too closely and have begun taking pages from the MS playbook. Granted, the State of CA should be more aware of its purchasing, but being fleeced by a major corporation shouldn't happen either....

    --
    ...we are from the government - we are here to help...
    1. Re:Lesser of Two Evils? by TheAwfulTruth · · Score: 2

      Begining? Sun and Oracle have ALWAYS acted this way. In fact most large computing machine and software companies have acted this way for the last 40 years. Why do you think this is something brand new? MS has actually been a kitten when you compare them to the big iron companies. They jusy do it to consumers where consumers never see what the other companies do to each other and the government.

      --
      Contrary to popular belief, coding is not all free blow-jobs and beer. Those things cost MONEY!
  19. at least the government waste by JeanBaptiste · · Score: 1, Troll

    went back to the private sector... after how much the US has stolen in taxes over these many years, call it a one time tax cut... I would rather the money be in private hands than in public hands (so do a lot of other people, its called the stock market).

    And hey, at least its not MSSQL.


    --Save money, vote Republican

    1. Re:at least the government waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      in one way or another, all gov't waste goes back to the private sector.

      That's what a gov't does, it transfers around money from one group of people to another. Do you think they are secretly hoarding money under a mattress somewhere?

      All the money that goes into the gov't goes straight back to the private sector, as wages paid to employees/beaurocrats, transfer payments (welfare, social security), interest on debt, or private sector purchases (like 270,000 oracle licenses, paper and pencils to push around, tar and dump trucks to build a new road).

      It it any better if $95 million is given to oracle in one shot than if $95 million is wasted by having Secret Service guard Bill Clinton?

      That said, Vote Republican if you're smart enough to spend your own money.

    2. Re:at least the government waste by Tackhead · · Score: 2
      > [at least the wasted money] went back to the private sector... after how much the US has stolen in taxes over these many years, call it a one time tax cut...

      Well, half of it did. Oracle pays taxes on its profits, don't forget.

      Lessee. Taxpayers earn $200M. Governments loot $100M. Government spends $100M on Oracle warez. Oracle makes $100M more profit (hey, how much does it cost 'em to stamp 1000 CDs?) Governments loot $50M of Oracle's $100M.

      Net result: Taxpayers produce $200M of wealth. Taxpayer-to-Oracle subsidy of $50M. Taxpayer-to-Government subsidy of $50M.

      OK, I suppose you're right - that's better than a Taxpayer-to-Government subsidy of $100M. At least...

      > I would rather the money be in private hands than in public hands (so do a lot of other people, its called the stock market).

      ...taxpayers can get some of their $100M back by investing in ORCL :-)

      As you say, though, if the net effect is that the government keeps $50M of taxpayer dollars, I'd still much rather the government merely content itself to loot only $50M of taxpayer money to begin with, and let me decide where to put the other $50M.

    3. Re:at least the government waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oracle pays very little in taxes, thanks to our wonderful loop-hole ridden tax system.

    4. Re:at least the government waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Close your fucking tags, jerkass.

    5. Re:at least the government waste by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Informative
      > Oracle pays very little in taxes, thanks to our wonderful loop-hole ridden tax system.

      Bullshit.

      1Q01: $903M income before tax, $320M income tax expense.
      2Q01: $1.32B income before tax, $470M income tax expense.
      3Q01: $785M income before tax, $275M income tax expense.
      4Q01: $845M income before tax, $295M income tax expense.

      Your political bias is showing. (OK, so's mine. Guilty as charged. ;-) But corporations pay assloads of tax too.

    6. Re:at least the government waste by NMerriam · · Score: 2

      went back to the private sector... after how much the US has stolen in taxes over these many years, call it a one time tax cut... I would rather the money be in private hands than in public hands

      Where do you think tax dollars usually go? Rocketed into the sun, never to be seen again?

      The government always spends money on private goods and salaries, and then the private companies pay the salaries of employees, from which taxes are paid. Round and round it goes -- its not like government removes money from the cycle.

      --
      Recursive: Adj. See Recursive.
    7. Re:at least the government waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      That said, Vote Republican if you're smart enough to spend your own money.

      Nah, the Republicans say that stuff, but they don't mean it. Vote Libertarian if you're smart enough to spend your own money (and take care of yourself, and take responsibility for your own actions, ...).

    8. Re:at least the government waste by JeanBaptiste · · Score: 1

      They are hoarding money under a mattress, where have you been? HMO for one, social security for another, as well as a billion other smaller projects.
      I have done contract work with the government my whole life, and I can say that while some, even most of the money makes it back to the private sector. Enough of it does die in the public sector though. Also, if you take the difference in how much better the private sector would have utilized that money, you can add that too. Its anti-capitalistic and therefore not helping. But at least you certainly sound like you vote for the right party.

      And this other yahoo says that if it was spent on some public works project it would benefit everyone. What public works project has ever targeted more than a very small demographic? And even those would be better off managed by private companies/citizens. Dont force me to pay assloads of money for shit I dont care for. So they can teach schoolkids about homosexuality? So they can pay my next door neighbor to smoke crack all day while I work? (Thats for real, I live in a bad neighborhood). Rob the common man to give to the Prince John and the Sheriff of Nottingham. Where is Robin Hood when you need him?


      --Save more money, vote Libertarian.

    9. Re:at least the government waste by JeanBaptiste · · Score: 1

      They do remove money from the system. Social Security, HMOs, a billion other worthless projects. "Round and round it goes" but it is anti-capitalistic. I can choose which products I use but I cannot choose which products my government uses. And I have no choice in dumping money into the government. The money does not get rocketed into the sun, instead it sits in a billion different projects where it is no longer part of the economy. At least if it was rocketed into the sun it would keep inflation down.

    10. Re:at least the government waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      whoops, you had a typo, let me fix it

      save money, vote libertarian

    11. Re:at least the government waste by Tackhead · · Score: 2
      > Rob the common man to give to the Prince John and the Sheriff of Nottingham. Where is Robin Hood when you need him?

      Robin Hood isn't the cure, he's the disease. He robs from the rich to give to the poor. To each according to his need, from each according to his ability.

      And who better to do the robbing than the Sherriff Davis of Nottingham himself, dressed in green tights, pretending that he and he alone - knows who hasn't paid his "fair share"?

    12. Re:at least the government waste by ckimyt · · Score: 3, Insightful
      1Q01: $903M income before tax, $320M income tax expense.
      2Q01: $1.32B income before tax, $470M income tax expense.
      3Q01: $785M income before tax, $275M income tax expense.
      4Q01: $845M income before tax, $295M income tax expense.

      Your political bias is showing. (OK, so's mine. Guilty as charged. ;-) But corporations pay assloads of tax too.

      Um, Bullshit on you. Look at gross proceeds:

      4Q01: 2.357 BILLION
      3Q01: 2.242 BILLION
      2Q01: 3.263 BILLION
      1Q01: 2.674 BILLION

      That's an average tax rate of 12.9% on gross income.

      When's the last time anyone who isn't on WIC paid only 12.9% federal tax on their gross income after deductions?

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    13. Re:at least the government waste by fishbowl · · Score: 2

      >And who better to do the robbing than the
      >Sherriff Davis of Nottingham himself.

      You're making me wonder something.

      Did I totally miss the irony of the
      Robin Hood story? That the Sheriff
      and Robin are one in the same?

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    14. Re:at least the government waste by NMerriam · · Score: 2

      The money does not get rocketed into the sun, instead it sits in a billion different projects where it is no longer part of the economy. /I.

      How is it no longer a part of the economy? A billion different projects is a lot of jobs, a lot of desks, a lot of trucks, a lot of phone lines and all sorts of other goods and services that are provided by private corporations.

      The money is spent like any other money, it goes onto corporate profit statements as surely as money from any private citizen does.

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    15. Re:at least the government waste by crucini · · Score: 2

      But it's not as simple as private sector vs. public sector. Each dollar a corporation earns carries news about the market and shifts the company's focus. Maybe it is more effective for an Oracle salesman to spend his time schmoozing government bureaucrats, looking for the "weakest link" who is easily confused, than to contact hundreds of small business and propose Oracle-based solutions for their IT needs. But such actions have an effect on the larger economy. Every dollar spent by government has the incremental effect of refocusing industry from consumer/industry needs to government needs.

    16. Re:at least the government waste by crucini · · Score: 2
      That's an average tax rate of 12.9% on gross income. When's the last time anyone who isn't on WIC paid only 12.9% federal tax on their gross income after deductions?

      They aren't paying 12.9% on income after deductions. They are paying roughly 35% on income after deductions. There is no difference between an individual and a corporation in this respect - business expenses are deducted from income before computing tax liability. Far from a loophole, this is one of the most basic ideas of tax law.
    17. Re:at least the government waste by ckimyt · · Score: 1
      They aren't paying 12.9% on income after deductions. They are paying roughly 35% on income after deductions. There is no difference between an individual and a corporation in this respect - business expenses are deducted from income before computing tax liability. Far from a loophole, this is one of the most basic ideas of tax law.
      Yeah, I know I phrased that wrong. I meant "paying 12.9% fed tax calculated using gross income, acknowledging the fact that your taxable income is reduced by deductions."

      I personally paid 18.1% last year (based on tax/gross) and was ecstatic (I had unbelievable amounts of deductions).

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  20. NYT Magazine article last weekend by crumbz · · Score: 2

    I dunno. Based on Ellison's attitude in a privacy article in last weeks NYT Sunday magazine, I wouldn't doubt that the guy would do anything to boost sales and get Oracle's share price back up to 50-60 bucks a share. What an ego on this guy. This California fiasco makes Microsoft seem benign in comaprison.

    My 2 cents....

    1. Re:NYT Magazine article last weekend by tigris · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yeah, I saw that article (http://www.nytimes.com/2002/04/14/magazine/14TECH NO.html). Scary stuff.

      I have to agree with your assessment of Ellison - he comes across as incredibly pompous and arrogant individual, afflicted with the same overly-inflated sense of "I am right and you are wrong"-ness common to religious fanatics.

      The best (worst) quote in that article is from him:

      'I had one last question for Larry Ellison. ''In 20 years, do you think the global database is going to exist, and will it be run by Oracle?'' I asked.

      ''I do think it will exist, and I think it is going to be an Oracle database,'' he replied. ''And we're going to track everything.'''

      Makes Bill seem all soft and fluffy in comparison.

      Tig

    2. Re:NYT Magazine article last weekend by WillSeattle · · Score: 1

      Based on Ellison's attitude in a privacy article in last weeks NYT Sunday magazine, I wouldn't doubt that the guy would do anything to boost sales and get Oracle's share price back up to 50-60 bucks a share.

      Since his options and bonus packages kick in big time if he can get the stock up in that range for 90 days, even if he does it with fake accounting numbers, this is more of a probability than you realize.

      Then he can sell them off or donate them to a trust which sells them off or gift them to a university or foundation which sells them off.

      And get a deduction for it. Since he's got insider options, they're treated better taxwise.

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    3. Re:NYT Magazine article last weekend by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just what kind of guy is Larry? I've never seen a biography saying where he grew up, what school he went to or any of the other kind of stuff one might expect to read about a public figure.

      Since he is so keen on knowing all my personal information, perhaps he would like to divulge first. Bill Gates' life seems to be an open book in comparison.

  21. i see this as a possible scenario... by Atilla · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...if you get pulled over in california:

    "May I see your driver's license, proof of insurance, and your Oracle seat license please"

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  22. Meaning what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "How do you think Oracle would treat the whole country? "

    Is it Oracles fault that states buys software? The buying is the buyers responsebility.

  23. Does anybody remember that Futurama... by jeremy+f · · Score: 4, Funny

    ..Where Amy went car shopping at that "Malfunctioning Eddies" or wherever; and upon being sold a car (after haggling for it at a HIGHER price), the owner-robot exploded?

    Why do I get the impression that there's quite a few Oracle employees who just exploded; and that California is going to be mightily pissed when they find that their new Oracle Software isn't going to come with quite as much Eagle as the salesmen promised...

  24. Oracle cheating? not quite... by japhmi · · Score: 5, Informative

    If the poster would actually read the article, they'd see that the company Logicon sold the Oracle software to the state, not Oracle themselves.

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    1. Re:Oracle cheating? not quite... by Quixote · · Score: 2

      If the poster would actually read the article, they'd see that the company Logicon sold the Oracle software to the state, not Oracle themselves.

      Now I know where the "con" in "Logicon" comes from...

    2. Re:Oracle cheating? not quite... by hal200 · · Score: 5, Informative
      Perhaps you should have kept reading...and I block quoth (emphasis mine):

      In a written statement attached to the audit, Gage wrote, "In hindsight, it may have been more prudent to delay execution of the agreement" until the savings claims could be evaluated.

      A lawyer for the Department of General Services, meanwhile, was given only a few hours to review the contract.

      The breakneck timeline was imposed by Oracle, the audit says.

      "There was obviously a crushing need to hurry to get this thing done" to boost Oracle's reported earnings at the end of its fiscal year, Bowen said. "The state shouldn't be in the business of propping up any company's balance sheet, period."

      I wouldn't be so quick to dismiss Oracle's involvement in this particular clusterfuck...If they hadn't been so intent on proping up their 4th quarter numbers, the contract would most likely have gotten the review, and probably the subsequent shrieking gales of laughter it deserved.

      Of course, a large helping of shame goes to the Gov't of Calif for letting Oracle/Logicon railroad them like that. This is the sort of thing 'due process' is meant to avoid.

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    3. Re:Oracle cheating? not quite... by flatrock · · Score: 2

      You don't just buy 270000 licenses from a vendor. When you're dealing with high volumes, the vendor is brokering the deal between the manufacturer and the customer. Oracle was also the one who was pushing for the quick sale to get their quarterly profits up be fore they had to announce them to their stockholders. There's plenty of blame for Oracle to share with Logicon.

    4. Re:Oracle cheating? not quite... by jedidiah · · Score: 2

      The basics here are actually pretty simple. Contract review should not have taken too horribly long. Oracle might have been a little pushy about timing; however, that's hardly a compelling excuse coming from the government of the world's 5th largest economy.

      The lawyer should have had the balls that any lawyer should have and told Oracle to back the f*ck off and let a proper audit proceed.

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    5. Re:Oracle cheating? not quite... by jxs2151 · · Score: 1
      No partner sells $95 million in licences without the complicity of Oracle.

      Ellison: Lookee here, we just sold $95 million worth of software. Where did that come from?

  25. Blame Oracle? by The+Slashdolt · · Score: 4, Informative

    If you read the article, it wasn't Oracle who should be blamed for this. It was the sales people from Logicon Inc who scammed them.

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    1. Re:Blame Oracle? by patmfitz · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And of the $28 million that Logicon scammed, how much of that went to a kickback for the people who signed the contract?

    2. Re:Blame Oracle? by zorba1 · · Score: 1

      I'm fairly sure the state's representatives signed on the dotted line, not Logicon, Inc.

    3. Re:Blame Oracle? by Shagg · · Score: 2

      It was the sales people from Logicon Inc who scammed them

      Or the government official who signed off on the purchase of more seat licenses than they have employees in the whole state. I don't think Logicon is solely responsible for this, you have to pin it on the California officials who agreed to the rediculous deal as well. Logicon might have given them a highly inflated (even grossly inaccurate) sales pitch, but they didn't force anybody to buy it.

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    4. Re:Blame Oracle? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i think 50% is accepted rate for that sort of thing. uhh, but, of course, the elected officials of california would never do something like that. ahem.

    5. Re:Blame Oracle? by 2old2rockNroll · · Score: 1

      So a purchase of more than a quarter-million seats doesn't raise any questions at Oracle? Or perhaps Arthur Andersen is handling their orders? It would be interesting to know how many customers (aside from the Feds - maybe) have ever bought that many seats.

  26. DOIT by GigsVT · · Score: 2, Funny

    After reading the article, I get the scary feeling that the voices in my head that tell me to do things are getting into my computer too.

    "DOIT was set up to try to steer the state clear of contracting disasters,"

    "DOIT ignored these signs," the audit says.

    A spokesman for Elias Cortez, the state's chief information officer and the head of DOIT,

    FNORD

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    1. Re:DOIT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps thats what went wrong. CA officials were sending this in to see if they should buy oracle, and the form said "DOIT" all over it.

  27. Irony by blankmange · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The irony of it all: a story lambasting Oracle for its unethical business practices and at the top of the page is an ad for Oracle 9i....

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    1. Re:Irony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed this...you are my hero!

    2. Re:Irony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you only knew the truth of that statement... signed, Nobody's Hero, blankmange

    3. Re:Irony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even more ironically, I'm reading this at a big Oracle user group convention, which people would rather go to than the ones Oracle puts on, pun intended.

    4. Re:Irony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ads ?? christ havent you people heard of proxomitron ?

  28. Let me get this straight... by smack_attack · · Score: 5, Insightful

    We're in a recession and companies are STILL laying people off, yet California has the gall to blow $95M on too many licenses and software they don't need?

    Sadly, fiscal responsibility in the government still seems to be generations away. If I still lived in Cali I'd try and get a proposition on the ballot that new expenditures over $(n)M have to be approved by the voter. Ditto for raises for elected officials, we should be able to fire these idiots as easily as we elect them.

    1. Re:Let me get this straight... by jmu1 · · Score: 2

      Whoah there fella... you are making far too much sense here. Why would anyone become a politician if they couldn't make money! lol Really, you should probably watch your back for a few years now that you have said something as 'terroristic' as that against the empire, er, government. ;)

    2. Re:Let me get this straight... by garcia · · Score: 2

      did they really look? Did they do this on purpose (someone wanting to make a lot of money)?

      Who knows how it happened. Shit like this has been going on in U.S. government for over 150 years. People wanting to make profits elsewhere, buy a shitload of near worthless merchandise that has already been tested and rejected elsewhere but some moron feels the need to do it on the other side of the country.

      We are supposed to learn from history, not let it constantly repeat. I thought politicians were smart.

    3. Re:Let me get this straight... by dmccarty · · Score: 2, Informative
      If I still lived in Cali I'd try and get a proposition on the ballot that new expenditures over $(n)M have to be approved by the voter.

      Do that and you'll never accomplish anything. Rarely does a community vote for referendums that will tax them more, even when things like schools, libraries and public works are desperately needed.

      Ditto for raises for elected officials, we should be able to fire these idiots as easily as we elect them.

      You obviously know little about democracy. If we did what you proposed we'd be no better than the ancient Athenians who let their "democracy" succumb to mob rule, where no one really ruled and the fate of any ruler was decided by the whim of a mob. And that's worse than wasting $95 million, recession or none.

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    4. Re:Let me get this straight... by liquidsin · · Score: 2

      I thought politicians were smart.

      You're new to the planet, aren't you?

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    5. Re:Let me get this straight... by denzo · · Score: 2
      No state agency has started using the Oracle software under the licensing agreement, signed almost a year ago. But the tab by June is expected to be $17 million. (emphasis mine)
      How does the current recession and layoffs have any bearing towards a contract that has already been signed for, back when both the State of California and the Federal government were posting significant budget surpluses? Do you expect California to break its agreement just because it's now in a deficit? (that would fit with your 'fiscal responsibility,' huh? I'm sure that'll help out all the employees at Oracle and any related industries.)

      Now let's do some math here: The 6-year contract costs the state $95M. Break that up into yearly payments, and that's ~$15.8M/year. The contract is said to cost $41M more than what the State currently has been paying for database software, so that's the real cost of the contract. Divide that yearly, and the true additional cost to each year's budget is $6.8M/year. While it's not insignificant, it isn't nearly the catastrophe that you're implying it is, requiring the "idiots" to be fired "as easily as we elect them." (I won't even touch that silly proposition--for the Republic of California--with a 10-foot pole...).

    6. Re:Let me get this straight... by smack_attack · · Score: 1

      Good points, however I don't see how moving the democratic process back into the hands of THE PEOPLE could be considered mob rule! Perhaps if people were actually given the opportunity to at least feel like they were making a difference and something was approved by the people there wouldn't be as much public outcry when something goes awry (after all, it's everyone's fault, just fix it and move on). Instead we have a system of finger pointing and bickering because "the mob" is the politicians and the people fueling the mob are those who lobby the loudest (and with the most money).

      That doesn't sound democratic to me.

      My point with the raises for elected officials has more to due with the fact that being a politician has become the career of choice for people who are already affluent. Mr. Talking head in a suit making $250K/yr does NOT represent the majority. Perhaps if we capped their salaries at upper middle class and granted them raises based on merit and performance they would actually work for the MAJORITY instead of the fat cat corporate minority.

      /rant

    7. Re:Let me get this straight... by JordanH · · Score: 1
      • Do that and you'll never accomplish anything. Rarely does a community vote for referendums that will tax them more, even when things like schools, libraries and public works are desperately needed.

      Do you have any statistics? Where I live, it seems like the new school and library levies always just sail through with no visible opposition.

    8. Re:Let me get this straight... by dmccarty · · Score: 4, Insightful
      This is getting off-topic, but let me reply...

      I don't see how moving the democratic process back into the hands of THE PEOPLE could be considered mob rule!

      The democratic process in this country doesn't entitle the populace to make every major decision. Rather, it allows you to pick your leader, who will then make those decision for an appointed period of time. If you don't like those decisions, either don't vote for him in the first place or don't vote to re-elect him.

      If major decisions were made by the majority of the United States we probably would've nuked several Arab countries shortly after Sept. 11 and immediately sent in ground troops, then pulled them back as soon as someone died, effectively accomplishing nothing. If major decisions were made by a simple majority what would stop 51% of Serbs from killing 49% of Croats?

      That doesn't sound democratic to me.

      A pure democracy is a dangerous thing. The US isn't a democracy, it's a republic. Two quotes come to mind:
      "Democracy is two wolves and a sheep deciding what's for dinner." --Anon
      "The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter" --Winston Churchill

      Mr. Talking head in a suit making $250K/yr does NOT represent the majority.

      Then why does the majority elect him? If you feel that you better represent the majority of voters then you should run for office and logically win! If not, get behind the candidate who most closely represents your views and vote for him or her. But instead of lamenting about the problems, use our democratic process for its advantages!

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    9. Re:Let me get this straight... by dmccarty · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but I don't have time to look them up and post references. But for one quick example: take a look at the recent financial crisis in Argentina. The entire population was unwilling to make short-term financial cuts to return to long-term stability. See recent articles in the Economist, Financial Times, etc.

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    10. Re:Let me get this straight... by JordanH · · Score: 1
      What happened in Argentina is hardly representative of School and Library Referenda in the US.

      You have to remember that they were dealing with severe runaway inflation, also. Hard to make concessions when you are starving already.

      I still believe your contention is just a perception. I think that Referenda do well in the US, but that's just a perception on my part also.

    11. Re:Let me get this straight... by clickety6 · · Score: 1
      Mr. Talking head in a suit making $250K/yr does NOT represent the majority.


      Then why does the majority elect him?



      Just like the president was elected by the majority of the voters? Oops!

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    12. Re:Let me get this straight... by sql*kitten · · Score: 2

      Do that and you'll never accomplish anything. Rarely does a community vote for referendums that will tax them more, even when things like schools, libraries and public works are desperately needed.

      The people who "need" them (i.e. want them) will vote for them, of course. The people who don't need or want them will vote against it, why should they pay for something they neither need nor want? If those people are in a minority, they will lose the vote. What's your point?

  29. Good by Henry+V+.009 · · Score: 2

    Now California should start providing their extra copies of Oracle for free to whomever asks. First come, first serve. How do you like that Elison?

    1. Re:Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And this would not be stealing.. how?

    2. Re:Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They've already paid for them.

  30. Read the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    It was Logicon the brokered the deal and overstated how much it cost California each year. Sounds like they were actually the bad guys and Oracle is just a nice target.

    1. Re:Read the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > It was Logicon the brokered the deal and overstated how much it cost California each year. Sounds like they were actually the bad guys and Oracle is just a nice target.

      Nope, Oracle was directly involved; read the article. Pressure to rush the audit through/past at least one dept came directly from Oracle.

  31. Golden opportunity for the Golden state by nakhla · · Score: 5, Interesting

    What I'd really like to see happen is California take some initiative and put this software to good use! Yes, they've got WAY more licenses than they need. But, that's based on their CURRENT need. California has the chance now to do some really big things with information management.

    My dad works for the State of Maryland. I can't even imagine how many millions (billions?) of dollars MD could save if they just restructured the way they maintain information. Welfare records are still being maintained using PAPER spreadsheets. Auditing this information takes months. The savings in this area alone could justify such a purchase. Auditing time could be cut drastically. Code could be written to locate discrepancies in the data. This doesn't even take into account things like payroll systems which could be automated. Doing that would allow the state to eliminate the positions of the hundreds of people with little-to-no education they have working in their payroll department.

    Bill Gates (love him or hate him) really hit the nail on the head in his book Business @ The Speed of Thought. It really outlines how technology can be used to increase the flow of information, while at the same time reducing the cost associated with acting on that information.

    Maybe someone in the California government will take charge and turn this bad situation into a golden opportunity!

    1. Re:Golden opportunity for the Golden state by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes, johnny speed racer, it is true most govt work is done in a sweatshop. take a stroll thru pop's office and ask the clerks when phones were installed at their desks, probably not too long ago, and also ask when they stopped using the master clerk idea of control over the other clerks. if they did. its tuff to conceptualize and model relational db's when archaic means of control and power are exerted over you.

    2. Re:Golden opportunity for the Golden state by cpeterso · · Score: 2


      What I'd really like to see happen is California take some initiative and put this software to good use! Yes, they've got WAY more licenses than they need.

      What if California resold their many unused Oracle licenses, thus undercutting future Oracle sales? California won't lose any money because the licenses have already been paid for (or at least allocated budget for).

    3. Re:Golden opportunity for the Golden state by Tackhead · · Score: 3, Insightful
      > [MD state .gov does all its stuff on paper.] Auditing this information takes months. The savings in this area alone could justify such a purchase. Auditing time could be cut drastically. Code could be written to locate discrepancies in the data. This doesn't even take into account things like payroll systems which could be automated. Doing that would allow the state to eliminate the positions of the hundreds of people with little-to-no education they have working in their payroll department.
      >
      > Bill Gates (love him or hate him) really hit the nail on the head in his book Business @ The Speed of Thought. It really outlines how technology can be used to increase the flow of information, while at the same time reducing the cost associated with acting on that information.
      >
      >Maybe someone in the California government will take charge and turn this bad situation into a golden opportunity!

      Why would they do that?

      If a private sector employer did all its work on paper, having to hire thousands of unskilled workers and pay them benefits, it would have to raise prices (making competing products cheaper, driving its own customers away), or go bankrupt due to the higher expenses.

      The government can't go bankrupt -- nor can its customers purchase their services from a competing government. It's a monpoly - not in the Gatesian sense, but in the guys-with-guns sense. You can always dump Windows for Linux, but try explaining that "Joe's Auto Licensing Inc" does a better job than your state DMV the next time you get pulled over and asked to show your driver's license!

      The more folks a department in .gov hires, the more important the people who run that department become. The department's inefficient, slow, and costs too much to run? No problem! That just means we need more money! Who cares about the costs, we can always raise taxes, the taxpayer's good for the money.

      And besides, what are the taxpayers gonna do, buy their schools, roads, and police and fire departments from someone else? That's illegal! (Whew, good thing we make the laws that control that part, or we'd be fucked! OK, you can buy your schools from someone else if you really wanna, but you still gotta pay for ours :-)

      And the other stuff .govs do? Taxpayers buying their diversity training programs and social security and sensitivity classes and unemployment insurance and welfare from someone else? Hey, most people wouldn't buy those things at all. (Gee, also a good thing we can pass laws to make buying those things from us mandatory! :-)

      Governments will modernize and eliminate waste when they have an incentive to eliminate that waste. The only incentive that's been shown to motivate such cost reductions is the profit incentive. (Kinda a tautology, no? Only people who care about making money care about not spending it.) The government - by defintion - has no profit incentive. The private sector - again by definition - is all about profit incentive.

      So no, nobody in any government will "see this as a golden opportunity", because it's not an opportunity, because doing business at the speed of anything faster than a sloth on valium isn't what governments are about.

    4. Re:Golden opportunity for the Golden state by Lumpy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So maryland shoud waste money like california? What's the problem with hiring a good IS Team of 6 people (1 mgr 5 techs) for less than $800K a year and WRITE the app using Open and proven SQL databases? (PosgreSQL can do anything Oracle can) that way they aren't tied by the balls to a vendor, forced to take whatever solution the vendor just threw together and can modify it AT ANY TIME FOR NO ADDITIONAL COST.

      it won't happen because #1 government is stupid and hires stupid people.. (we elect stupid people, why should it change inside?)

      The first Federal/State/Local laws that should be passed is that a Open/in-house solution must be researched first and left on the table along side all the other bidders.. and THEN it has to be voted on. (Let's see make this salesperson rich, or give 7 people good paying jobs and have complete control of the project... let's make dave here rich....)

      it wont happen.. Just like how many corperations wont use open/free solutions (but the Techs do anyways... to hell with the CTO he dont know crap) until they see that they have been all along because of their employees did it silently.

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    5. Re:Golden opportunity for the Golden state by Ioldanach · · Score: 2

      What I'd really like to see happen is California take some initiative and put this software to good use! Yes, they've got WAY more licenses than they need. But, that's based on their CURRENT need. California has the chance now to do some really big things with information management.

      Yes, but they're seat licenses. They have the ability to sit 270,000 state workers down at computers and all of them can use the database at once. Problem is, the state of california, once you discount the nontechnical workers, has far less than 270,000 employees. So they could've purchased far fewer licenses and still been able to perform the tasks you suggest. I'd cite some numbers, but I can't seem to find any numbers that nail down how many people do what for the state of California.

    6. Re:Golden opportunity for the Golden state by Suppafly · · Score: 2

      first they'd have to pass a law saying they didn't have to follow the eula that came with the software.. but since its a state and millions of dollars im sure that won't take too long..

    7. Re:Golden opportunity for the Golden state by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      //(we elect stupid people, why should it change inside?)//

      If you're so smart, why don't you run for office and change things?

      Thot so. Chicken-shit.

    8. Re:Golden opportunity for the Golden state by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Doing that would allow the state to eliminate the positions of the hundreds of people with little-to-no education they have working in their payroll department

      yes that's what we need. less jobs for people not as fortunate as to have the same education as you and your peers.
      fire all the poor people, if we pretend they don't exist maybe they will go away.

    9. Re:Golden opportunity for the Golden state by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work with PostgreSQL, Oracle, MS SQL, MySQL
      PostgreSQL can't do many things that MS SQL can let alone Oracle it's still a nice database though.

    10. Re:Golden opportunity for the Golden state by R@Bastard · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Bill Gates (love him or hate him) really hit the nail on the head in his book Business @ The Speed of Thought. It really outlines how technology can be used to increase the flow of information, while at the same time reducing the cost associated with acting on that information.

      I believe that lots of research has in fact proved this to be false. I don't have any urls, so this is a pretty weak point, but let me try and illustrate a simple example.

      In the old days, there was a typing pool. There were young ladies (yes, this was sexist) who typed. That's all they did. They had little gizmos in their ears that told them what to type. They were basically cyborgs.

      The typewriters had one font. One size. One color. No graphics. None of that stuff. They did one thing, reliably, and simply. The ladies typed up the report, probably on carbon paper, and that was it.

      Now, we've got Word. Computers make things easier and more efficient, right? Wrong. Now, we change the font 6 times, re-do the headings, jimmy with the margins, send it around for collaborative revisions, have a meeting on it, and all this while, we print it out 10 or more times.

      The artifact of the work: the document - the physical manifestation of information in the real world has now taken lots more work, lots more electricity, and lots more angst than it used to.

      This ties into the ideas that we had in the 60's that in the near future, things would be so much more efficient that we would all be working 20 hour weeks instead of 40 hour weeks. Well, wrong, we're all working 50-80 hour weeks, and that's the white collar jobs, not the blue collar.

      Somehow, all this efficiency has bred greater work.

      Food for thought.

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    11. Re:Golden opportunity for the Golden state by krmt · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think this depends on what you're looking at. Sure, when typing up a simple memo, this can take a lot more work, depending on what the person producing it wants or needs. However, take a look at the other side. Simple, or even very complex, documents can be created with relative ease thanks to modern tools. I'm not just talking about Word, but TeX, PowerPoint, Arcview, Excel, and the whole host of other programs. The types of documents made by these programs are generally more complex, and time is saved overall in making them. If it takes the same amount of time to create the thing, then often more work is put in to the content itself or the appearance. Granted, they are often overkill for something simple, but the options are there to manage complexity.

      It is, by the way, complexity that the parent post is talking about. Being able to increase the flow of information by putting information in a figure as well as text, or automatically generating a reference in LyX, or adding an easy scatter plot for your data with Excel. You simply can't do these things with a typewriter. Modern technology allows us to stream more information at people than ever before, and while this does have its obvious and many downsides, I don't think that the fact can be ignored.

      And while you're right about the increased work hours, I don't feel that you can blame technology for it. After all, if we really wanted to work less, we would. But we don't, and we can't. The overall psyche of the nation is tooled in such a way that we have to work 60, 70, and 80 hour workweeks on average, no matter the consequences. This isn't because of technology, it's the modern mindset that is the cause of this, which runs far deeper.

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    12. Re:Golden opportunity for the Golden state by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      I would run.... but I dont have the guts to lie to the public nor do I have a half a million dollars to blow on a campaign.

      Rich != smart not by a long-shot... rich=lucky OR scumbag. there are very very few rich smart honest people in this world... and those that are are ...... wait for it...... lucky.

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    13. Re:Golden opportunity for the Golden state by sheldon · · Score: 2

      I always love when you have someone complaining about the stupid people the government hires, who then goes on the state unequivocally that "PosgreSQL[sic] can do anything Oracle can."

      Kind of makes you wonder...

    14. Re:Golden opportunity for the Golden state by G-funk · · Score: 4, Informative

      PosgreSQL can do anything Oracle can

      Ah. Everytime I hear "X can do everything Oracle can" it makes me smile.

      You know why oracle charges so much money? You know why oracle's the second biggest software company? Sure it's partly marketing, but mainly Oracle markets itself. Oracle is the most powerful, scalable, and generally rock-steady-makes-toast-cuts-potatoes-in-3-styles database in the world by a long shot bar none.

      Comparing postgressql to oracle is like comparing the JET engine and a .mdb file to SQL Server 2000. It's a joke and makes you look like an idiot to people who know anything about databases.

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    15. Re:Golden opportunity for the Golden state by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why so much? Support plain and simple.
      you are PAYING for support.
      989.997% of all database work done by companies and govt is simple storage and retrieval.. Hell MySQL can do the job for them.

    16. Re:Golden opportunity for the Golden state by nathanh · · Score: 2
      PosgreSQL can do anything Oracle can

      No, it can't. There's a good reason why you need a trained professional and $1000s to use Oracle but only a trained monkey and $0 to use PostgreSQL. They're not even in the same country, let alone the same ballpark.

      You're almost as bad as people who try and claim MS SQL Server is on par with Oracle.

    17. Re:Golden opportunity for the Golden state by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MySQL might have problems on the retrieval side. But anyway, it comes down to more than support. I can't, however, discount support totally from the equation. Most of those Oracle clients probably NEED support.

    18. Re:Golden opportunity for the Golden state by fferreres · · Score: 2
      Hey, mod this up to +5 he deserves it. And it's proven that he's right. Right where i live (Argentina) this has already happened and has been happening since 1960.

      They govs just do and reason EXACTLY as this guy describes but to the point where nobody in the private sector can:

      Earn a profit (if they earn it, they just TAX IT AWAY)

      Get a loan, because they just ate all the nations credits (even taxing private sector interest expenses at 15% and even regulate mutual funds so that they can invest in whatever, as long as 60% is on national debt.)

      No more credit??No way to finance deficit? No problem!! They'll print money and fuck everyone's salaries with the inflation tax.

      Need more money still...then break everyone's contracts in the private sector so that wherever it sais "dolar" will now have to say "pesos".

      All this happens because they CAN'T CUT IT'S SPENDING. They are already doing a GREAT EFFORT. They haven't fired even 1 guy from the goverment yet 25% of the population CAN'T FIND A JOB (not even a temporary one).......

      USA guys, you do well not allowing the goverment to eat your countries life. I envy you!

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    19. Re:Golden opportunity for the Golden state by fferreres · · Score: 2

      "The overall psyche of the nation is tooled in such a way that we have to work 60, 70, and 80 hour workweeks on average, no matter the consequences."

      Over here, it more like:

      The overall psyche of the nation is tooled in such a way that we can't even work 5, 10, and 15 hour workweeks on average, no matter the consequences. :(

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    20. Re:Golden opportunity for the Golden state by raung · · Score: 1

      OK, I don't have any particular vested interest in .gov, but I think someone should make a couple points here.

      First, simply as a point of fact, state and local governments *can* get themselves into serious financial difficulties through mismanagement. I don't know if it's officially considered bankruptcy, but Orange County, FL had its credit rating slashed about 10 years ago because of some horrible investments. It could no longer borrow money so it couldn't pay its bills and had to be bailed out. I don't remember exactly how they recovered, but they did.

      Second, and more fundamentally, governments *are* accountable in that we live in a democracy. Don't you vote? If your state leaders did stupid things with money, wouldn't you vote the dumbasses who did it out of office? It's not the same purely venal motivation corporations have, but it probably shouldn't be. After all, things like running schools, feeding hungry people, and keeping the streets safe don't have any immediate payoff, but most people think those are worthwhile endeavors.

      Please note that I'm not arguing that government-run organizations are terribly efficient, but then neither are most for-profit corporations.

    21. Re:Golden opportunity for the Golden state by krmt · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I'm kind of worried about that myself. I'm graduating this year and I'm going to have to find myself a workweek as well, wherever I can.

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    22. Re:Golden opportunity for the Golden state by R@Bastard · · Score: 1

      can't do these things with a typewriter. Modern technology allows us to stream more information at people than ever before, and while this does have its obvious and many downsides, I don't think that the fact can be ignored.

      You're completely right. Tech allows new things to happen that were either very difficult (scatter charts) or impossible (3d animation) before.

      But that's another interesting paradox; all of these supposed efficiency gains are swallowed up by all of these new things that we can do. Which means more is getting done, or does it?

      less, we would. But we don't, and we can't. The overall psyche of the nation is tooled in such a way that we have to work 60, 70, and 80 hour workweeks on average, no matter the consequences. This isn't because of technology, it's the modern mindset that is the cause of this, which runs far deeper.

      That's absolutely true. But I still pointed it out because of the (now) obvious fallacy of those ideas that were common in the 60's. We still tend to think that technology will solve most problems, even though it hasn't necessarily done so in the past. It has solved some problems, made other problems possible, moved other problems over, etc.

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  32. ahahahahah by ebbv · · Score: 1


    omg thanks :) so funny..

    'i wrote this CAD program last night in my parent's basement, it's at least as good as that $50,000 package you're using! physics simulation? watch this ball bounce around..'

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    1. Re:ahahahahah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But in the case of Oracle, it has a bunch of junk nobody cares about and needless complexity that only slows data access down. Not to mention the extremely expensive DBA's to help figure it all out.

  33. California + Oracle by pipetoawk · · Score: 1

    "In one case, the audit found that Logicon's $3.6 million estimate of how much the state spent in one year on software maintenance was overstated by $3.2 million. This figure and others were used to bolster claims of the state's potential savings."

    So, the audit is claiming that the entire state of California is only spending $400,000 a year on software maintenance? That's loaded salaries for only 3-5 people. Must be a very special group of people, to keep up the software for a whole state goverment.

    1. Re:California + Oracle by Cecil · · Score: 1

      All numbers aside, If you actually believe that switching to Oracle would LOWER the number and/or cost of their DBAs, then you obviously have never had to deal with an Oracle database. The thing is a nightmare to design implement and maintain.

      I also have a feeling their estimate was of 'database software', but what do I know.

  34. Sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    So the state of California is stupid. They screwed up, cope. Its certainly not Oracle's responsability to make sure they make smart purchases. This kind of thing happens all the time at car dealerships, its just a bigger scale.

  35. Attention California by The+Slashdolt · · Score: 5, Funny

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    1. Re:Attention California by micromuncher · · Score: 1

      Who rates this crap? ./ ratings are almost as useful as CNN headlines.

      "Ariel Sharon gets hang nail banging fist on table," as opposed to 300 to 500 Palestinian refugees executed in Jenin.

      Benny Bin Ben-Eliezer

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    2. Re:Attention California by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look at the ratings on your posts. Nice quality there.

    3. Re:Attention California by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > "Ariel Sharon gets hang nail banging fist on table," as opposed to 300 to 500 Palestinian refugees executed in Jenin.

      Link, please; no one's yet been able to verify that claim of a massacre at Jenin.

    4. Re:Attention California by micromuncher · · Score: 1

      Yes, because government forces are keeping out UN mission (a CNN headline), and other foreign assistence.

      Some alternative media persists:
      http://jerusalem.indymedia.org/news/200 2/04/13987. php

      Don't worry, it is always easier to discount than to disprove something, the intent of your comment.

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    5. Re:Attention California by micromuncher · · Score: 1

      Ah yes, anonymous Nazi, you are right I am not entitled to voice an opinion.

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  36. Oh come on, honestly... by Wee · · Score: 2
    If they signed a contract to purchase 270,000 useless copies of Red Hat, no one would be complaining.

    There's a slight difference here. What an obvious troll... At least nobody seems to be complaining about Mexico City's software purchases.

    -B

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    1. Re:Oh come on, honestly... by dewke · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No, there is no difference.

      Oracle and California signed a contract, California was really REALLY stupid. I seriously doubt that Larry Ellison made California "an offer they couldn't refuse". Oracle is sure as hell not going to refuse the deal. They are a for profit company that sells software...

      It is not the companies responsibility to police its customers. If someone comes to my company and offers us 3x what we normally charge for our services we will happily take the extra cash, so will every other company on the planet.

      Caveat emptor...

      dewke

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    2. Re:Oh come on, honestly... by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 2, Funny
      If someone comes to my company and offers us 3x what we normally charge for our services we will happily take the extra cash, so will every other company on the planet.

      Except maybe Bill Gates, who would rock back and forth and explain why they should actually pay 6x.

    3. Re:Oh come on, honestly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > It is not the companies responsibility to police its customers. If someone comes to my company and offers us 3x what we normally charge for our services we will happily take the extra cash, so will every other company on the planet.

      If your company went out of its way to fraudulently misrepresent those services, that customer could sue your company, and that customer could win.

      Just as California may (I HOPE!) do, and (I HOPE!) win.

    4. Re:Oh come on, honestly... by 10Ghz · · Score: 2

      If your company went out of its way to fraudulently misrepresent those services, that customer could sue your company, and that customer could win.

      In this case California should sue Logicon, the company that helped the state to make the deal. They claimed that huge savings could be had with Oracle software. Oracle itself didn't seem to influence the decision. Only thing that Oracle did was to sell the state 270.000 licenses of the software, at the request of the state. Nothing wrong there.

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  37. Just the general case, only in microcosm by John+Jorsett · · Score: 1

    Let's not forget that this is the state that paniced and bought a ton of future energy contracts at the height of the market, burdening consumers with power prices double that in the rest of the coutry for decades to come. The state budget went up 37% in the last 3 years. Audits of most state agencies can't figure out where most of their money is spent. Agencies have a practice of keeping phantom employees on the payroll then using the money they're given to 'pay' these people for other operating purposes. Somehow this Oracle story doesn't surprise me.

  38. Buy now! by Mulletproof · · Score: 1

    While it'd be fun to solely blame Oracle for the price gouging, isn't California the same state that locked itself into an insainly expensive contract to provide power during last year's shortage? You know, as long as they're on this "buying stuff they don't need" kick, I have a few things in my garage I'm selling for only a couple million...

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  39. I want my US Citizen's ID card... by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 2

    How do you think Oracle would treat the whole country?

    That they would take advantage of people stupid enough to let them? Am I missing something here?

    Are we now supposed to support more legislation to protect people from their own stupidity?

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    1. Re:I want my US Citizen's ID card... by Eccles · · Score: 1

      How do you think Oracle would treat the whole country?

      Like a baby treats a diaper.

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    2. Re:I want my US Citizen's ID card... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      roflmao, someone mod the parent up please. That is an all too obvious reference to the old joke: "How are bosses and diapers alike? They are always on your ass and always full of shit."

      He who controls the information, controls the world.

  40. Moot Point by plinko_chip · · Score: 5, Funny

    All of this is meaningless, since within a years time California won't have any electricity!

    1. Re:Moot Point by Multiple+Sanchez · · Score: 2

      > All of this is meaningless, since within a years time California won't have any electricity!

      They'll have plenty of electricity, but it won't be safe to use under all that water.

    2. Re:Moot Point by dsoltesz · · Score: 1

      As I've been reading this discussion, the whole thing with Cali's juice has been on my mind, especially the part where Cali reps paid way too much for electricity then tried to reneg on the deal when the situation got under control. One's gotta wonder what's going on here -- I'm sure it's a coincidence, but if we dig deeper will we discover Cali's buyers regularly pay too much/buy too many, and generally throw money in the Pacific?

  41. This is sad... by DickPhallus · · Score: 2
    No state agency has started using the Oracle software under the licensing agreement, signed almost a year ago. But the tab by June is expected to be $17 million.

    I thought this was kind of sad, I mean they are basically screwed, so they might as well use some of the software.

    But I guess they are just playing it safe in case the contract is nullified or something, which I highly doubt

    It seems there are a lot of companies out there whose only business it seems is to fleece governments. There seems to be a serious lack of reading agreements before they sign them in the various governments.

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  42. We bought the right number of licenses. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I live here in California, and I'm here to say we bought the right number of licenses.

    You people just can't appreciate the number of illegal immigrants we have over here.

  43. Same thing in Toronto, ON by porterhouse · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The exact same story surfaced here in Toronto about 3 or 4 months ago. The city purchased far more licenses than were required (I can't remember the value of the extra licenses, but it was definitely into the millions of dollars). Two incidents are hardly damning, but you have to wonder if there is any misrepresentation going on.

    1. Re:Same thing in Toronto, ON by mfarver · · Score: 2
      Oracle's licensing agreements have gotten far weirder in the last few years. Previously the license was based primarily on the platform you were running Oracle on, and the number of concurrent users. Easy to manage, regulate and understand.

      Then came the web. Now several thousand people might be connecting to the web server, but the web server only has one connection to the DB.

      Oracle tried per CPU licensing.. but that was too expensive and customer's got pissed. A customer running one accountant on a payroll app got charged the same as a multinational company running their entire HR system on the same size box.

      Now Oracle is moving back to a per seat licensing system, but their latest contracts include weird provisions that try to count how many end users are actually using the system. Two hundred people using the web server or another piece of middleware require 200 seats of Oracle, regardless of the actual number of connections to the db that are made by the middleware layer. A good idea, except.. once again.. its expensive.. just harder to figure out how expensive. (It gets really convoluted for companies that have middleware that talks to many databases, since each database has to have seats for every person using the middleware, even if some of then never query one of the databases.)

      The end result.... Oracle is expensive, and slowly more companies are realizing that they really don't need all the nifty features that come with Oracle. Maybe they'll consider running Postgres.. but then, nobody gets fired for buying Oracle.

    2. Re:Same thing in Toronto, ON by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Two incidents are hardly damning, but you have to wonder if there is any misrepresentation going on.

      Only that both the governments of Toronto and California have grossly misrepresented their IT competency to their voters.

  44. No one would be complaining?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bill Gates would!! Not to mention a lot of others.

    And all over the $29.95 + tax that California would have spent at Frys to propogate those 270,000 copies of installed Red Hat at their organization (State of California). Oh my my, what an expense!!!

  45. Remember those commercials? by goldspider · · Score: 1
    Oracle GUARANTEED that they would save your company 1 million dollars!

    This sort of puts that in perspective, doesn't it? :)

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    1. Re:Remember those commercials? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      err...no. they guaranteed that their software saved *themselves* one BILLION dollars.
      read the adverts carefully.

  46. This is obviously a state initiative... by Peter+Trepan · · Score: 1

    ...to help out the 270,000 disenfranchised Californians who have not yet founded a dot-com startup.

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  47. What's ironic here... by s390 · · Score: 3, Informative

    is that the CA Dept. of Information Technology (DoIT) that committed this colossal blunder was established just a few years ago precisedly to eliminate IT mismanagement and waste in State Agencies. I'm surprised Cortez (DoIT Director) still has a job, but that might not be true much longer. The legislature is considering abolishing the DoIT.

    1. Re:What's ironic here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you can change a company's name all you want, but if the same clowns still work there, then really, nothing's changed.


    2. Re:What's ironic here... by teslatug · · Score: 1

      Or they could just change the name to DoN'T

    3. Re:What's ironic here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps they should have called it the Department of Licensing Technology (DoLT)?

  48. What is the problem? by roguerez · · Score: 2

    Do you realize that this software has to track every move you make as a citizen? It has to track every step you make, everything you buy, your religion, sexual life actions, etc, etc, etc.

    Governments need this kind of database power to be able to track every molecule of your body and every thought in your mind.

    Do you want them to put it in a simple text file? Come on, let them do it professionally!

    1. Re:What is the problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      >It has to track every step you make...sexual life actions

      i doubt the slashdot audience has much to be concerned with on that front.

  49. Another option by billstr78 · · Score: 1

    Sounds like another option for the 'Schadenfreude' poll.

  50. wow, by TheCyko1 · · Score: 1

    the salesman musta been a genius, and the signer a complete moron, cuz anything in between is impossible

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  51. no big deal by WildBeast · · Score: 2, Funny

    Governments have a history of wasting our taxes, if they didn't waste that money on Oracle licenses they would've wasted it on other stupid things.

    1. Re:no big deal by Moonshadow · · Score: 2
      True. It was either this, or another $17,000,000 toilet seat.

      Screw competing, I'm going to find something completely useless to sell to the government for millions.

  52. Do It? by esnible · · Score: 1

    Don't name an agency "Do It" and expect them to be careful strategists.

  53. Blame California, not Oracle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    The California state govt has a long history of misspent money. They blew over a billion on a DMV computer system that never saw the light of day. Oracle just sold them what they asked for.

  54. How many coputers does California have? by loners · · Score: 1

    A quarter of million would be an woefully low estimate. Besides, give the state employees a little education in how to use oracle and then they can go out and get higher paying jobs.

  55. Doesn't effect me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I live off of your tax dollars! I get SSI every month for sitting on my fat ass posting comments like this! Haha fuck you all! Pay your taxes!

  56. Lockyer has bigger fish to fry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Angry legislators said Tuesday that the audit's findings should be pursued by Attorney General Bill Lockyer, especially the possibility that the Oracle contract may be invalid."

    But he's too busy with MS to bother with this.

  57. What is sad... by Jagasian · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I realize that you were joking, but what is sad is that most businessmen actually do put a high value on such unethical behaviour.

    1. Re:What is sad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      What's so unethical about it? The DOIT CIO is the idiot in charge of signing the contract, not the salesrep. What, you think that they allow just anyone to sign a near $100mil contract without it going past the CIO? Get real. It's a pretty straightforward case of incompetence.


    2. Re:What is sad... by bluprint · · Score: 1

      I know this is a wild idea....but maybe the person who agreed to PURCHASE the licenses bears at least a little (read: "all") responsibility for what was PURCHASED.

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  58. Umm.. no by donutello · · Score: 1

    The commercials were about how they would double your servers performance or pay you $1 million. They only failed to mention that even if they were unsuccessful, you'd still owe them several million for software + consultancy and you couldn't tell anyone that they failed.

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  59. bureaucracy nightmare by progbuc · · Score: 1

    So basically Logicon was hired to tell the state whether to sign large licsensing agreements and they came back with an answer of no. Then Logicon later helps negociate a huge licsensing agreement for the state. I think it's hilarious. I don't see why we should blame Logicon, they just played the system. If the system needs to change, the only way to change it is to expose its weaknesses.

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  60. we have this wonderful software... by simpl3x · · Score: 1

    oracle said they've saved billions. you can too!!! and, how much did they charge for integration?

  61. You know what I'd like to see? by squarooticus · · Score: 1

    Gray Davis in prison for racketeering.

    First he tries to convince the public of California that power companies are trying to extort them by raising their rates closer to what New Yorkers have been paying for the past 25 years.

    He succeeds only part-way, managing to sign long-term energy contracts with the power generators at the peak of the energy market pricing, effectively screwing the citizens of California out of a huge amount of money through poor business sense.

    In an attempt to endear himself to the public he screwed, he then raises his hand in the one-fingered salute to any sense of responsibility or rule of law and tries to sue his way out of contracts he foolishly got himself into.

    But perhaps this last move was just a decoy. Someone should look into his relationship with the power generators, whom he made much richer through those contracts signed apparently in a fit of panic at the ridiculous prospect of even higher long-term prices. Can a single man be so dumb?

    In the same way, someone should do an intersect of the set of large Oracle shareholders and the set of decision-makers in this situation.

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    1. Re:You know what I'd like to see? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You say:

      "In an attempt to endear himself to the public he screwed, he then raises his hand in the one-fingered salute to any sense of responsibility or rule of law and tries to sue his way out of contracts he foolishly got himself into."

      But ... if he wins his suit, it will be according to the rule of law ... No?

  62. $400K a year in software support? by johnpelster · · Score: 1

    In one case, the audit found that Logicon's $3.6 million estimate of how much the state spent in one year on software maintenance was overstated by $3.2 million.

    What kind of auditor is this?

    Let's suppose that a CA Deptartment of IT employee makes $80,000 a year (after you add in all the state benefits). You would have 5 people supporting the entire state's IT systems.

    The auditor must think that when the database goes down, you just have to restart windows...

    1. Re:$400K a year in software support? by RazorJ_2000 · · Score: 1

      The software contract for $95mil is suspicious, but I have to agree with you: 5 people can't support an entire state IT system. The auditor's numbers do not stand up under scrutiny.


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    2. Re:$400K a year in software support? by 5KVGhost · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Read it again. It's "software maintenance", not systems maintenance or IT support. I suspect that what they're talking about is the cost for paid upgrades and vendor support contracts on the software, not staffing costs. Salaries likely come out of a completely different pile of money.

  63. SING IT BIZNATCHES!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I... wanna ROCK'N'TROLL ALL NIGHT!!!

    And TROLL everyday!!!

  64. Get ready for worse by John+Jorsett · · Score: 1

    The legislature is going through major contortions to close a 17.5 billion budget gap, and there isn't much stomach for doing it via spending cuts. They're talking about tripling vehicle license fees, raising income taxes, higher sales taxes, etc. Whatever you've been paying up to now, it looks like it's going to get far worse. The only prayer we have is that it takes a two-thirds vote to approve a tax increase, and there are just enough Republicans left in the legislature that increases might fail.

  65. User Licenses? by Isao · · Score: 1

    I thought that Oracle was licensed per CPU, not per user? 270K CPU's?

  66. IANAL.. but by WasteOfAmmo · · Score: 1

    This sounds like there is good grounds for breach of contract based on lack of genuine intention. I can't see this contract holding up in court at all.

  67. Oracle fees and where they go by WillSeattle · · Score: 1

    It's not like this is the worst example. The total compensation of CEOs and top execs at most firms like Oracle and Cisco actually went up during last year while the stock value and book value cratered, even while they were shedding employees.

    So indirectly all the taxpayers of California subsidized Larry Ellison's personal fortune and those who received massive options payouts, even though none of this created any real wealth for the people of California.

    Of course, should Larry die, California gets a nice chunk of change from the estate taxes (I've actually had to pay California estate taxes, though most of the estate was properly using trusts to avoid it).

    Did a little deeper and ask how much the State of California paid out for Cisco routers ...

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    1. Re:Oracle fees and where they go by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Both John Chambers and John Morgridge (Cisco's CEO and Chairman, respectively) cut their salaries to $1 per annum last April. I don't believe this has changed since then.

    2. Re:Oracle fees and where they go by WillSeattle · · Score: 1

      I said total compensation. Most CEOs and top execs make more in:

      bonus
      options
      loans - interest free
      loan forgival
      expenses (e.g. jets, cell phone bill, etc)

      I invest - I read ALL the annual report and the 10 form. The fact is most CEOs are overpaid leeches, not worth their salt.

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  68. Politicos are easily seduced... by Max+Entropy · · Score: 1

    ...by anything with the word "technology" in front of it. If someone comes up to them with the promise of some whiz-bang system, it seems that the buying decision is predicated on the thin marketing veneer applied to whatever product is being hawked. Politicians are notorious for not "getting it" when it comes to technology.

  69. This could be a fine plan by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

    270,000 licenses is too many to supply the needs of state workers, but may be very sesnible if it is to supply needs of online government services delivered over the internet to Californian residents.

    If they cleaned up their processes and made most interaction with state government available to people over the internet, they may save bucketloads of time and money for everyone involved.

    Of course this assumes that the government is competent to do so...

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  70. Interests go other waz by corps_inc · · Score: 0

    Are California girls so easy giving as the state or not_

  71. Nanny Nanny Boo Boo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "And people wonder why nobody can get a job as a programmer any more... "

    Maybe you wonder that. But all the competent programmers who don't have severe personality defects seem to be doing very well.

  72. Why I'm Libertarian by garver · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm libertarian because I have no confidence in politicians, and this is a great example of why. Logicron screwed California. Why? As the saying goes, "A fool and his money are easily parted." Unless the fool is a government entity, because they can always raise taxes.

    When a company makes a stupid purchase, the company suffers and may go under. Oh, well. A smarter company takes their place.

    When a government makes the stupid purchase, taxpayers suffer and the politicians get a couple years to spin their way out of it before facing the next re-election. By then, voters are likely to have forgotten or given up.

    The government is run by politicians and politicians are, well, political. Political does not imply any sort of managerial or financial sense.

    1. Re:Why I'm Libertarian by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, Libertarian politicians are still politicians, it's just they usually have some sense of principle. (did I just use politician and principle in the same sentence? wow)

      Useful Links:

      http://www.lp.org
      http://www.lp.org/issues/
      ht tp://www.libertarian.org/

    2. Re:Why I'm Libertarian by 1234567890zxcvbnm · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't you be outside playing with your guns?

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    3. Re:Why I'm Libertarian by garver · · Score: 2
      Shouldn't you be outside playing with your guns?

      Or drinking or smoking what I want, buying what I want, selling what I want, believing what I want, or whatever else as long as I don't infringe on someone else. Until it affects you, why the fuck should you care? And if you do care, what makes you so important that you can tell me what to do?

      Guns shouldn't be illegal. Would you, personally, know the difference if I owned a gun or not? How does my simply owning a gun affect you? Now if that gun was used for murder, theft, or assult, then we have something illegal. Until then, stay out of my business.

    4. Re:Why I'm Libertarian by 1234567890zxcvbnm · · Score: 1

      How's the weather in Montana?

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  73. Meanwhile....!!!! by mikosullivan · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... City of Largo, FL obtains more Linux licenses than it needs!!!! Mistake costs them.... um, nothing.

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  74. Salesperson misled customer?! by rrich007 · · Score: 1

    This is a first. Everyone knows salespeople are completely honest. Have to give a hats off to Logicon, though. They pulled off the greatest sales pitch in quite a long time. I just wonder if they have a no refund or exchange policy.

  75. So, in summary.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    First off, slow down, people. Read the article properly first. Now let's work out whose fault it was...

    Oracle didn't do much wrong. Granted, they have high prices per seat, compared to MySQL, for example, but hey :)

    And yes, they did push the contract through faster than they should. At the same time, the contract was being checked for legal accuracy, not for the pitfall of the incorrect seat numbers, etc. Oracle are also giving a massively reduced seat cost from their norm, which is hardly indicative of bad faith on their part. Remember that they weren't selling directly to the state. None of their sales people were actually approaching the state, rather, the contract, sizes, prices, etc. were being developed between the state and Logicon. Very much like buying a piece of software in a shop. Yes, you might get a reduced price, and that might be due to the manufacturer selling at a special discount to that shop, but if the shop shafts you, it isn't the manufacturer's fault.

    Now, in the other hand, the broker, Logicon, was the culprit of the contract terms, and they are taking a huge profit from it. They brokered the specific terms and apparently in quite an agressive manner. Is any large company going to deal with them again? I don't think so...

    Finally, the state. Now, maybe it is just me, but in my opinion, the state is reasonably responsible for its own side of the deal. If they order a set number of seats, then if that number is far too high, that is not the problem of the manufacturer, who are merely supplying the requisite licences. If I go out and buy eight copies of Dreamweaver for my only five machines and then complain that the retailer hs sold me three too many copies, despite my asking for that specific number, then where is the blame? Am I not an idiot for doing so?

    At the end of the day, okay, Oracle charge high prices, and sometimes they claim more than they can deliver. However, on the issue of this contract, we have an over-zealous broker and an over-stupid group of civil servants.

    And yes, the taxpayer would still be much better off if they got MySQL or PostGres and used the money they saved to employ a load of people to maintain it, rather than relying on external tech support lines and things. It would also return the money to the local economy directly and reduce local IT unemployment. Ah well... If management were only intelligent... :)

  76. Pre-witholding. Those were the days. by John+Jorsett · · Score: 1

    I remember the days before California went to witholding. Signing that bill was the single worst thing Reagan did as governor. Our tax rates have risen tremendously since then. As you say, if people were having to scrape the money together at the end of the year, they'd be much more aware of just how much state government is taking out of their pockets.

    1. Re:Pre-witholding. Those were the days. by Bourbonium · · Score: 1

      Federal payroll tax withholding dates back to World War II and was intended to make it easier for the government to finance the war effort. At the time, people accepted it because it was wartime, and they were promised that it would be repealed once the war ended. The repeal never happened, and people never complained too much about it because they just got used to having their paychecks docked.

  77. Be Reasonable Here. by Murdock037 · · Score: 1

    Don't be mad at Larry. Be mad at the idiot that forgot to keep the receipt.

  78. I work for the California govt... by JanusFury · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They recently also spent a lot of money making a switch from Novell GroupWise, to Lotus Notes. Why? Nobody really knows, though it's suspected that it's because someone was looking at a supervisor's mail and he wanted an encrypting mail system. (Of course, GroupWise is encrypting, but they went with Notes anyway.)

    They've spent hundreds of millions of dollars making the switch, and are spending more every day trying to keep it up to date and running.

    California knows how to waste money.

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  79. not just government buying shelfware by Steve+Villee · · Score: 1

    It's not just government that does this. I believe many large corporations buy software they don't need. A good salesman can do amazing things. I wrote an article about this on K5. The poll there indicates other people have observed the same phenomenon.

    Granted, $95 million is a lot of money. Too bad for the California taxpayers.

  80. Even more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know a lot more people who use Oracle because they don't know any better.

  81. An easy resolution by Black+Jack+Hyde · · Score: 1

    Sacramento (AP) - The California State Legislature today authorized the state's revenue department to serve Oracle executive Larry Ellison and several other members of Oracle's senior management and board of directors with a series of tax bills totalling some $95 million dollars.

    "What goes around comes around," an anonymous resident of the Governor's private residence was quoted as saying this morning.

  82. Hah! by PHAEDRU5 · · Score: 2

    Let me tell you about our electric power...

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  83. maybe Oracle has some dirt on California... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "What am I going to do with 40 subscriptions to Vibe?"

  84. Primary keys by t0ph3rus · · Score: 1

    I don't think they will notice. My company recently did a project with the state of california. There was an issue with the way there databases are setup and the application we were developing. One of our software developers who happened to be an ex Oracle employ asked one of the DBA's about there schema's and the issue at hand. The response from the California DBA "Can't we just delete the Primary Keys" . Any body else find that statement scarry??

    1. Re:Primary keys by HiThere · · Score: 2

      Did he work for CalTrans?

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    2. Re:Primary keys by t0ph3rus · · Score: 1

      Nah, he worked for the state.

  85. Prior art in Hyperlinks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gibt es ein prior Kunst bei den Hyperlinks?

    Hyperlinks waren erst erfunden in 1993 an der CERN in Schweiz. (Der Schweiz ist ein Bundesstaat von Deutschland, welches ist Sued von Bavarien).
    CERN original erschafft das Projekt "Welt Weit Waehlen" (WWW), das dann adoptiert von der MIT und jetzt wir nennen World Wide Web. Die auch erfunden die "Hoch Text marken Letter" (HTML) der wir nun kennen als Hyper Text Markup Language. Der ist wirklich der erste Implementation von Hyperlinks (oder "Hoch Lettern" wie er es genannt).

    So weit fuer der Story der offiziell. Aber auch Deutschland mag geben eine Priorisch Kunst:
    Konrad Zuse gepatentiert in 1947 ein technology welcher er genannt "ZuseConnect". Das war basisch eine Methode von Loeten zusamen Streifen von gestampfte Kupfer Blech, um zu werden gebaut in den original Zuse Computer als ein Mittel um zu kreuz-linken Inhalten in sein Memory.

    Translation:

    Is there any prior art concerning hyperlinks?

    Hyperlinks were first invented in 1993 at the CERN in the state of switzerland. (Switzerland is a federal state of germany, located south of Bavaria).
    CERN originally created the project "Welt Weit Waehlen" (WWW, which means World Wide Dialing) which then was adopted by the MIT and became known as what we now call the World Wibe Web. They also invented the "Hoch Text Marken Letter" (HTML), now known as hyper Text Markup Language. This is actually the first known implementation of Hyperlinks (or "Hoch Lettern" as they called it).

    So far for the officcial story. But germany could as well provide some kind of prior art:
    Konrad Zuse patented a technology in 1947, which he called "ZuseConnect". It was basically a method of soldiering together stripes of stamped copper tin, which had to be built into the original Zuse computer as a means of cross-linking contents into its memory.

    Der Deutschen Fritz

  86. Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "How do you think Oracle would treat the whole country?"

    It doesn't take an...to figure that one out.

    Aww shit. Nevermind.

  87. Oh really? by jhines0042 · · Score: 5, Funny

    He added, "This is a mess. And it's not one we need to sweep under the rug."

    And what kinds of messes DO we sweep under the rug?

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  88. Logicon... by xee · · Score: 1

    "We put the con, in Logicon."

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  89. This is not news by ttyp0 · · Score: 1

    Almost every software company I've talked with will try to oversell their product. California is to blame for not fully understanding the purchase. It's scary that government can spend 95 million on software. I could think of thousands of better uses for tax payers money. California could of spent zero by going with MySQL.

    1. Re:This is not news by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 2

      California could of spent zero by going with MySQL.

      MySQL is a great small database, but it really isn't up to running a state with tens of millions of citizens. Clearly something on the order of Oracle is required.

  90. California's Wasting a Lot of Money These Days by Greyfox · · Score: 3, Insightful
    First the government signs on for decade-long fixed price energy prices at the height of the energy shortage (And are whining about it now that prices are a tenth what they locked in at) and now this.

    I'd be pretty pisssed off if I lived in the state...

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    1. Re:California's Wasting a Lot of Money These Days by virtual_mps · · Score: 1

      Most normal people would be pissed at a government that inept. Oddly, the people in CA seem to accept the politicians shifting blame to "evil corporate forces." E.g., the obviously stupid long-term energy contracts are the fault of the "energy cartel" and the obviously stupid IT purchasing decision is the fault of the "evil oracle cartel". I wouldn't be surprised if the politicians even manage to whip up a frenzy of public indignation that results in a call for more governement regulation, as was the case in the energy fiasco.

  91. They have 'CON' in their name by mgkimsal2 · · Score: 2

    The company's name was LOGICON. "CON" is part of their strategy. :)

  92. There's an Oracle banner by irishkev · · Score: 1

    on the top of the slashdot home page. Pretty ironic.

  93. Read the Actual Report by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    To fully understand what happened, you have to read the California State Auditor's report on the issue. It'll take a couple hours to read, but it's definitely worth it.

  94. This makes me want to cry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    (posting AC to protect the guilty)

    I do IT work in the public health field. One northeastern state took three years to approve a $40K contract that people at the operational level considered vital. We had to meet with everyone from the state director of IT down to his lowest level minions (actually several times because they forgot they had met with us the process took so long), and our contract had to be personally reviewed by the secretary of state. By the time we finished with all the review meetings, we ended up making less than minimum wage on the project.

    This was the worst case, but we have had a similar experiences in other states, including CA. By in large it means we have to charge the public more when we work for states to recoup cost of sales.

    The problem is with a kind of tough guy politician zero tolerance talk. In a true zero tolerance regime, wasting thirty or forty grand is treated as being as bad as wasting a hundred million dollars. The converse is that in a sense hundred million dollar contracts may end up being treated like small ones. Their ability to prevent large losses is hindered by excessive attention paid to small losses. And while small losses can add up, still at some point you need to trust people with small decisions or hire people you can trust. If you ever have read Snow Crash Stephenson captured the attitude of the government towards its workers.

    In some ways, protecting the state from financial losses should work like any other kind of security -- work harder to protect from big losses but rely upon detection and response for smaller losses.

  95. The parent poster said "useless" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I think that if they, for some reason, felt the need to obtain 270,000 useless copies of RedHat (meaning, in the common usage, that they had no plans to use them), then it would be perfectly reasonable for them not to pay for the unused material.

    This is, of course, assuming they made the copies themselves.

  96. Monty? by Ratso+Baggins · · Score: 1

    Perhaps we could have a Monty Burns icon for Oracle stories?

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    1. Re:Monty? by YourFavoriteBandSux · · Score: 1

      Licenses for the usage of Simpsons (tm) characters aren't cheap.

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    2. Re:Monty? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Matt Groening would probably be outraged to see his Burns character used to represent something that heinous.

  97. And in offtopic news by t0qer · · Score: 3

    My wife works for an arm of the .gov. She told me M$ has been auditing the .gov for license compliance on every level as a form of retaliation against the recent trials.

    It's sort of a funny paradox, now the .gov is wanting to say buh bye M$, but the problem is a logistical one, how do you move and train all those employee's who were brought up on M$ over to *nix.

    Just a side note to the story I wanted to add, allmost ontopic.

  98. Somebody on the inside . . . by raresilk · · Score: 2
    had to be in cahoots with Logicon. There is no way that Logicon was off approx. 95% on its estimate of CA's computer costs, and nobody in the govt offices realized it. Someone likely got a fat kickback to look the other way, probably a mole staffer who was installed by Logicon precisely for this purpose. The bozos who run for office can be pretty dumb (with a few exceptions, most are talented only at reciting speeches written by others, to drum up campaign contributions), but the back room politicos who pull the strings certainly are not. Hope there is a big investigation a la Enron (I live and pay taxes in CA so it's my $$$.)

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  99. Dense population of OCPs by kyoko21 · · Score: 1

    Man, and to imagine if they ACTUALLY needed all these licenses, I would imagine they must have like the densest population of Oracle Certified Professionals and DBAs per square mile....

    Come to think of it, does anyone have any statistics as to what is the number of say CCNP, CCIE, or MCSE just to name a few per given square mile in a region? Just thought it'd be interesting to toss out there...

  100. Happened to us too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I worked for a K-12 school district, Oracle did the exact same thing. They sold us something like 200 licenses worth $90K for a product that exactly 2 people in the district were using.

    Of course, this was buried with the rest of the contract, which had perfectly valid stuff. The people who reviewed the contract were not technical, and did not know the difference between the various developers' tools. The Oracle sales guy knew damn well we didn't need those licenses, and just padded the contract. What a scumbag.

  101. Maybe CA isn't so innocent. by ehanneken · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Why is everyone so sure that California was conned? Shouldn't we consider the possibility that Larry Ellison and Gray Davis made a pact? Perhaps Davis agreed to give Oracle millions of taxpayer-supplied dollars, in return for large campaign contributions from Ellison in the future. It's worth looking into, especially since the article reports that the purchase was not made after competitive bidding.

    1. Re:Maybe CA isn't so innocent. by u01000101 · · Score: 1

      No, this is imposible; it's like suspecting Enron for ties to the
      white house... :)

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    2. Re:Maybe CA isn't so innocent. by catfood · · Score: 2

      Uh, if that's what happened, California was conned.

  102. Just think of the maintenance fees by deagle · · Score: 1

    If they sold follow-on maintenance at (say) 5-10% per annum then you not only have a white elephant but one which needs regular feeding !

    Used ORACLE once... never again... the horror...

  103. Who was the auditor? by Captain+Pooh · · Score: 2, Funny

    It was probably a audit done by Arthur Anderson.

  104. Save money, vote Republican??? by Skjellifetti · · Score: 1

    Remember the transportation bill passed by Congress just after the Republicans won control of the House and Senate in 1994? Largest transportation expenditure ever passed and full of more pork than the Democrats had ever attempted.

    Democrats: Tax More and Spend More.
    Republicans: Cut Taxes and Still Spend More.

    The Republican philosophy just means that its your children who will have to be taxed for your profligate ways. I'm not convinced that either party has a viable philosophy.

    1. Re:Save money, vote Republican??? by Qrlx · · Score: 1

      I've always thought it was:

      Democrats: Rape the earth and all Americans will be rich
      Republicans: Rape the earth and Republicans will be rich

      Neither party has a viable philosophy because both parties have (mostly) the same philosophy. Issues like abortion, the right to die, and drug use, which are basically non-issues, (or personal issues which shouldn't be decided by politicians) are the only differences between them. Both are pro-big-business. Both get most of their $$$ from big business.

      Ultimately they will fail because their survival is predicated on a 16th-centurty paradigm of creating wealth from an endless supply of natural resources. Yeah, a lot of it is still valid today, but some of it is starting to look a little fishy in a world with 50% of the rainforest it once had, dozens of species going extinct every day, and a human population whose growth rate is akin to a cancer.

      But that's just my opinion, and it's totally off-topic too!

  105. Gartner Recommendations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There was a recent release by the Gartner Group that "Gartner believes that Oracle sales staff has inappropriately imposed extra licensing fees on some database customers." I guess this just furthers their case.

  106. Resell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why not resell the extra licenses to companies and other states that need Oracle software?

  107. the question.. by Suppafly · · Score: 2

    In one case, the audit found that Logicon's $3.6 million estimate of how much the state spent in one year on software maintenance was overstated by $3.2 million. This figure and others were used to bolster claims of the state's potential savings.

    The disparity "raises the question that Logicon may have misled the state," the audit says.


    Raises the question?? I think it pretty much answers the question with a resounding yes..

  108. But isint this a database?? by dnoyeb · · Score: 1

    This is not MS Word, its a database. Why do they need so many licenses? A database goes on the back end right? You have to pay per user, per connection? or per what??

    To me, you buy the stinking database, and a service contrac and thats it.

    1 db for parking tickets
    1 db for taxes
    1 db for campaign contributions

    etc.

    so what the hell is 170,000 db for?

  109. Resell Oracle licenses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ugh.

    Another company conned into buying a lot of not-needed Oracle licenses.

    The State of California should resell their licenses... Maybe run an ASP or something, and recoup their cost...

    And, I bet that head of DOIT will end up with a plum job inside Oracle or Logicon in six months...

  110. Re:tax withholding by cnoocy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You know, perhaps it's a good thing that we have a government that provides services and doesn't have to levy troops to put down a freaking tax revolt every April. Go ahead and complain about how high taxes are, but do you think you'd be reading /. right now if ARPA had never existed? The government does use our money in worthwile ways that would never occur to us individually.

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  111. Maine: Use Free SAP-DB, Sybase, PG, or MySQL. by emil · · Score: 2

    There's too many free db engines out there to ignore, plus Oracle may hinder license transfer.

    1. Re:Maine: Use Free SAP-DB, Sybase, PG, or MySQL. by lucifuge31337 · · Score: 1

      Yeah...gotta watch out for the license transfer issue here. I heard California was either going to join China or be sold to a private mananagement company.

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  112. Re:I live in California (OT as hell!) by Kintanon · · Score: 2

    You post on the RANT board don't you!!!?
    >:)
    I know you must at least READ the Rant board to pick up the term Crotch-fruit.
    Glad to see there are other CFers on Slashdot that are tired of the way breeding assholes leech our hard earned money away.

    Kintanon

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  113. Insightful??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This claptrap is "insightful?"

    "after how much the US has stolen in taxes over these many years, call it a one time tax cut... I would rather the money be in private hands than in public hands (so do a lot of other people, its called the stock market)."

    Hey, Chuckles, pull your cranium out of your posterior. Instead of that money being, possibly, spent back on public projects which you or I might actually gain something from, it's now in Larry Ellison's pocket, where you won't benefit from it at all unless he's your uncle or something.

    As no less a conservative than Rush Limbaugh has said "it's your money." Oracle has no more business grabbing it than Washington does.

    1. Re:Insightful??? by JeanBaptiste · · Score: 1

      I have a dog named Chuckles. Its a 2 year old Sheba Inu. Oracle has no more business grabbing it than washington does? Did you go to high school? I can CHOOSE whether or not I give my money to oracle. I get no choice with the government. And it is obvious by reading your quote that you have not spent much time being educated Rush Limbaugh. Or anyone for that matter, you AC --Save the most money, dont pay taxes at all!

    2. Re:Insightful??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I have a dog named Chuckles. Its a 2 year old Sheba Inu."

      Boy that's great. Thanks for sharing.

      "Oracle has no more business grabbing it than washington does? Did you go to high school? I can CHOOSE whether or not I give my money to oracle. I get no choice with the government."

      Congratulations on missing the point completely. I wasn't talking about the difference between paying taxes and buying products from Oracle, Einstein. I was commenting that the tax dollars *which the state of California has already collected* are now gone from the pockets of the taxpayers. My point being that it is senseless to take satisfaction from Oracle getting those tax dollars instead of "the government," who might actually spend some of them back on public projects. And even if you want no part of those public projects, it's too late; that money is still gone.

      "And it is obvious by reading your quote that you have not spent much time being educated Rush Limbaugh. Or anyone for that matter, you AC --Save the most money, dont pay taxes at all!"

      I have not spent much time "being educated Rush Limbaugh." Congratulations, again. You have completely stumped me with what is obviously an insight so brilliant that I cannot even comprehend what possible meaning might be behind it.

      Mods, clearly you have a true savant in your midst. I respectfully suggest that score of "1" is hardly appropriate for such thoughtful and intelligent commentary!

  114. Not the First Calif. software disaster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a resident it pains me to see another California software/IT disaster. Years ago we had the $30 million (or was it 50) DMV debacle. The DMV spent that much on a new system before it was cancelled because it was determined it would never work or something like that.

  115. In the words of Homer Simpson... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful


    "Hey! If you don't like it; go to Russia!"

    The sad thing is, Russia's becoming more and more like what the US is becoming less and less of...

  116. studies by mshurpik · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Forget the per-seat cost of an oracle license and read between the lines here. Exactly why did California officials decide to go with Oracle in the first place?

    The only justification in the article is "claims of savings." In other words, Logicon handed California a balance sheet that said, "You can save $150m (or whatever) by using Oracle, therefore $95m is a deal." And California said, "Oh gee, the math works, sign us up!"

    Nobody ever asked real-world questions like, what exactly do we need Oracle for? Who is going to install it? How difficult/costly will the changeover be? What alternatives are there?

    Sounds to me like California believed the old hype that software is magic and that savings are automatic. This is what happens when you base too many of your decisions on "studies" and not enough on cold, hard logic.

    How do you enumerate "savings" from installing a piece of software anyway? Is the existing system too slow? Are developers expensive? Is there too much red tape? It's such sketchy math.

    If the existing system works, then it's probably not all that expensive. New systems should be based on a need for a faster, cleaner implementation, not on illusory "savings."

  117. Re:Blame Oracle? = Logicon by ntsucks · · Score: 1

    Ah, Logicon. They are very familiar with bilcking very governments out of our hard earned tax dollars.
    As with most large contractors, they are all about
    taking the most money they can from the government.
    Providing a useful service in return is just an
    accident if it happens.

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  118. Don't blame the seller. by nobodyman · · Score: 2


    Think about it. This audit claims that Logicon vastly inflated claims of savings, and also inflated the number of licenses the state would need. I can't think of ONE salesperson or company that wouldn't do the same thing. It's common for companies like Oracle, IBM and Microsoft to give kickbacks to their busniess partners when they broker a deal. Hence, the business partner is going to try to make the deal as big as possible.

    Logicon probably gave a crazy, high-ball figure with the expectaction that the state would counter with a lower number. When the state instead countered with "Okay, that sounds great", what would you expect Logicon to do (besides snicker)?

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  120. It makes no sense. by jjohnson · · Score: 1

    I don't understand how Oracle or Logicon could have rushed the contract. The state was paying $95 million dollars. If I was told by my Logicon rep that the offer of $95 million was going away next week, I would have said "so long." And he would have said "well, I might be able to squeeze another week out of Oracle..." and I would have said "no, no, you've gone to enough trouble already. On your way out, could you send in the DB2 salesman in the lobby?"

    If I'm paying $95 million for something, the salesman will not only wait on my pleasure, he'll be my footstool for a week.

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  121. Of course it's worth $95 million by Zico · · Score: 1

    After all, everybody knows it's UNBREAKABLE.

  122. Re:tax withholding by Suppafly · · Score: 2

    Go ahead and complain about how high taxes are, but do you think you'd be reading /. right now if ARPA had never existed?

    yes.. if it wasn't the military it would have been more the universitys

  123. Logicon - sometimes the name says it all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Logic Con sold CA this deal, acc to the article. At least they are straightforward in the name they chose for themselves.

  124. Link to David Brin's Privacy Essays by H-1B_visas_suck · · Score: 0
    http://www.davidbrin.com/privacyarticles.html

    David Brin, the noted SF author (ThePostman, etc) has some interesting essay about how future spy tech stuff will affect us. He thinks camera everywhere would be great (to very much paraphrase him).

    I agree with him. I can hardly wait until the entire world is transparent, with cameras everywhere...no more lying, no more bullies, no more using secret advantages....bring on Big Brother, I say.

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  125. Perhaps California can help my employer. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    (Posting anonymously, even though they have no idea what /. is)

    My employer has a full Oracle 8i and 9iAS install running, and let the licenses expire late last year. Perhaps the State of California would kindly give me a license or two?

  126. well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why Oracle?

    What about MySQL/PostgreSQL ?

  127. Like Oracle never signed off on it...please by owlmeat · · Score: 1

    Here's the solution:
    The state people get fired
    Oracle gets a 20 year ban on sales to the state
    Logicon's sales people get hired by Microsoft

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  128. They should have talked to me first. by dinotrac · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'd have been happy to set them up with PostgreSQL for $45 million.

    Oh, what the heck. I'm bigger than that.

    Guys --- if you manage to get yourself out of that Oracle boondoggle, I'll still be glad to get you PostgreSQL for $45 million.

    I am such an old softie.

    1. Re:They should have talked to me first. by sharkey · · Score: 2

      PostgreSQL for $45 million.

      Hell, I'll go one better, benefitting California taxpayers and the world at large: PostgreSQL for $22.5 million, and California arranges for a protected "meeting" between myself and N'Stync and the Backdoor Boyz at the La Brea tarpits.

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    2. Re:They should have talked to me first. by dinotrac · · Score: 2

      >protected "meeting" between myself and N'Stync and the Backdoor Boyz at the La Brea tarpits.

      I've got to admit, you have the community service angle covered.

  129. MSSQL by ntsucks · · Score: 1

    Due to the competitive licenses by MS forces on
    OEMS, California is probably paying for 270,000
    MSSQL licenses, even though they want to run Oracle.

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  130. Gov Davis has no fear of terrorists by gruntvald · · Score: 1

    Terrorists won't waste any time on California bridges, not when they've got good 'ol Gray in here trashing the economy, the power grid, and the taxpayer. Nice work shithead!

  131. Re:tax withholding by cnoocy · · Score: 2, Informative

    Where do you think the universities get their money? A lot of it comes from the government in one form or another. The anti-tax argument only holds if you can make a case that 1950s and 60s corporations would have paid for the internet themselves and allowed the kind of freedom that has given birth to sites like slashdot.

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  132. Re:tax withholding by bdlarkin · · Score: 1
    ...but do you think you'd be reading /. right now if ARPA had never existed...

    Yes I most certainly do.

    The whole idea that it takes a government to fund a global network is stupid. Granted, it might not have been based on TCP/IP, and it certainly wouldn't have been called the Internet, but a global network would have come into being.

    It might have been called Fidonet, or UUCPnet or hell, AOL, but it would have been there. You can argue that the Government sped up the process (or also that it slowed it down) but the network would have been here by now in any case.

  133. How would he treat the US? by Chuqmystr · · Score: 2, Insightful
    "How do you think Oracle would treat the whole country?"

    Krazy Larry? Why, he wants to make the U.S. his bitch! Not that I'm any fan of Billy and his gang of thieves but I'd be much more worried about ol' Krazy Larry and what he's up to. His push for a national ID system is just plain scary.

  134. Who said it? by nochops · · Score: 1

    Who was it that said "there's a sucker born every minute"? I think it was P.T. Barnum.

    Anyway, as long as there are complacent idiots willing to spend this much , there will be someone there to sell it to them.

    This is why we have things like AOL and MS Windows. People who don't know any better will buy them.

    You want to do something about this? Go get a job with the California State government and show then how you really could have saved them some money by using free software.

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  135. Re:tax withholding by cnoocy · · Score: 1

    Of course a corporation can fund a global network. But I didn't ask whether you would have a network. I asked whether you would be reading slashdot. Do you think that a network that was not designed for the public benefit would have the diversity of content sources that produced slashdot? Or would you be reading Time's Netly News and marveling at its edgy take on the AOLNet?

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  136. Yes, way. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is no surprise. Oracle put one of the nails into my old employer's coffin. They flat out lied about what they could do. The charged top dollar and delivered little for it. Their financials package crashed and their consultants couldn't make it go again. Oracle was a freaking disaster.

    That company finally failed; Oracle is, IMHO, part of the reason.

    Oracle screwed a government agency is news? News would be if Oracle played it straight with somebody for a change.

  137. One word by scm · · Score: 1

    Thundercougarfalconbird!

    1. Re:One word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you tired of people questioning your sexual orientation?

      Yes I am, tell me how to make them stop...

      One word - ThunderCougarFalconBird

  138. What? Over $350 per client license? Huh? by phsthpok · · Score: 1

    That's amazing. You mean to tell me there's no way they could come up with a site licensing agreement that was more cost effective?

    Where do they get off charging that much money for a couple CDs, regardless of how many CPUs its contents are running on.

    Sounds like plain of profiteering to me.

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  139. I wanna be the sales rep that got THAT deal signed by jbuilder · · Score: 1

    ...I'll take one.. no.. TWO Ferrari's please...

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  140. govt subsidy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmm. One way to look at this is like a subsidy to Oracle and Logicon. The government is not laying people off but these private corporations are - some of you that work at one of these companies should be happy that the state of california got suckered into this deal.

  141. new oracle tax by wboatman · · Score: 1

    Maybe California should pass a special tax just for Oracle, 50M/month until they cancel the contract.

  142. Re:I live in California (OT as hell!) by Geek+In+Training · · Score: 1

    You post on the RANT board don't you!!!?
    >:)
    I know you must at least READ the Rant board to pick up the term Crotch-fruit.
    Glad to see there are other CFers on Slashdot that are tired of the way breeding assholes leech our hard earned money away.


    Actually I do not personally RANT on Turtle's page, by my wife does, frequently and often. She reads rants to me every night while I am trying to Quake and most people are watching TeeVee. Sometimes I find it humorous, othertimes I just think people take teh world wayyyy to freaking seriously for their own good.

    We are currently CF, but not adverse to having kids after we get a house and feel like we are grown-up people who are mature enough to raise kids. Which probably means never. :)

    But I do like the creative, crude, crass ways that RANTers refer to the chil'rens. And some of the names parents pick for their children are just ROFLOL funny!

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  143. Not too surprising by Skim123 · · Score: 2

    Oracle says to California, Oracle says: "Oracle employs x thousand Californians and pays $y tax to California each year. What the fuck are you gonna do for us?"

    And then California gives them $95 million.

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  144. What kind of Oracle licenses? by jgerry · · Score: 2, Informative

    I've been an Oracle developer and DBA for 8 years. And let me tell you, I STILL don't understand Oracle's licensing. It makes no sense, and I think that they keep it that way on purpose to confuse buyers.

    Go to http://oraclestore.oracle.com/ and try to buy a database. You'll see "Named User" licenses and "Processor" licenses. And you need a minimum of 10 named user licenses for each processor that the database runs on. Think of it as "connections" to the database. Most Oracle licenses require far more "named user" licenses than 10 -- on an 8-processor Sun machine, you need to purchase licenses for no less than 80 named users. It's confusing, but no where in the article does it actually say that the licenses are "per seat". That's implied in the editorial content at the top of the Slashdot posting.

    Also, it wouldn't only be state workers that were connecting to and using the databases. What if the DMV set up Oracle databases with an external web interface that all the citizens of California could use to register motor vehicles?

    Oracle is not meant to be used on a per-seat basis anyway. It's meant to be used as the third or fourth tier (back-end data repository) in an n-tier application environment, not installed on a PC on every worker's desk.

  145. Not so much Govt's fault... by ackthpt · · Score: 2, Informative

    A company I worked for bought a financial system from Oracle, only later to find the number of licenses (1,000) was insanely more than we actually needed. Trying to weasel back out of the contract was murder, as Oracle sales, screw goodwill, wouldn't release us from the obligation for the excess licenses. The question really was, between the spec and the signed contract, where'd all the extra come from. It pays, literally, to read a contact before putting pen to it. I'm not accusing anyone of slight of hand, but it sure looked like it.

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  146. I guess it's time for MySQL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nuff said

  147. Re:I live in California (OT as hell!) by Kintanon · · Score: 2

    >:) My Wife is also a frequent Ranter, I posted a couple, but usually don't care. We never plan on having kids, just plain don't want them. I spent too much of my life raising my younger cousins to want any more. I'm not as militant as some of the people on the Rant board who are definately wound way too tight, I just want everyone to THINK about their decisions before they make them. So many people just get married and get pregnat (not necessarily in that order) because the don't know of any other choices, and then they raise their kids poorly and the cycle repeats. Uggh... That kind of breeding just doesn't help anyone.

    Kintanon

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  148. India by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    most Oracle developers are in India making sub-minimum wage.

  149. Emissions laws? by tgd · · Score: 2

    For what its worth, the whole northeast follows the exact same laws.

  150. Re:tax withholding by Suppafly · · Score: 2

    I was just replying to the parent post, not speculating who actually paid for the internet.

  151. Since I live in CA can you give me a free license? by shodson · · Score: 1

    Since the state bought more then they need why not give them away to the taxpayers that paid for them? Hand a bunch out to the universities first, then have some program where qualified, needy Oracle users could use them. I live in CA and will gladly take a license.

    Or, they could start a corp to resell them, giving the profits back to the state. The corp would have to apply for a business license and resellers license though, which will take months to process.

    The fact that Oracle is forcing the state to come through with the purchase makes me hate Oracle even more.

  152. screwy californians by yzquxnet · · Score: 1

    I always new something was screwed up on the west coast. Bunch of yahoo's (not all, but a lot seem to find their way to important positions). I'm reminded of just how strange california is everytime I pick up a package. 'Contains _stuff_ known to the state of California to cause cancer'. Oh yes, they know what's best. Or their 'special' automotive restrictions that haven't done crap for their smog ridden cities.

    End Rant

  153. They may have a way out by fobbman · · Score: 2

    I highly doubt that they've gone ahead and opened all 270,000 shrinkwrapped boxes already, so those that they haven't opened they can just take back to CompUSA, right?

  154. Can California resell the licenses? by snakecoder · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't it be nice if they could stick it back to oracle by reselling all the licenses at a large discount?

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    1. Re:Can California resell the licenses? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably not. I'm sure oracle would have made them non-transferable.

  155. Better story at SV.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Audit: State's Oracle deal was full of mistakes

    State Auditor Elaine Howle, calling this audit one of the three or four gravest reviews she has been involved in during her 18 years at the Bureau of State Audits, said the flawed analysis of the contract may have overstated its potential savings by more than $100 million.
  156. Everyone should follow California's example. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think more states should follow California's example and spend spuriously. It's good for the economy. An increase in government spending by one unit increases income by six units, and ultimately returns as tax revenue. People often fall into the trap of equating "government spending" to "losing/burning money". That simply isn't the case. I get more pissed off when they collect it and hold onto it.

  157. Wow, awesome! by gnovos · · Score: 2

    I guess this means that the state could give "licenses" (i.e. by "hiring" employees for a penny or something) to startups to help them out and thust stimulate the economy like never before. This would rock!

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  158. Yes. Firebird supports transactions but . . . by AmateurCoder · · Score: 1

    I dont think that its in the same ballpark as Oracle.

    Until recently Interbase had a 4Gig file size limit, and maxed out around 400 transactions per second. The guys working on the sourceforge firebird project seem to have improved these specs.

  159. And speaking of aviation.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps the State of California should just levy a $270M state property tax against Larry Ellison's private jet, to get revenge :-)

  160. Government IS guys are clueless by Sloppy · · Score: 2

    The game is already stacked against the taxpayers before these contracts ever even get written. Lately I've been working on some responses to some RFPs for the state of New Mexico and one of the really sad things is that all kinds of expensive proprietary stuff is specified before the "offerers" even get a look at it.

    One of the really amusing things I saw was wording that was that they wanted a "...standard databases such as Oracle or Microsoft SQL Server. Proprietary databases will not be accepted." No matter how many times I read it, I couldn't figure out if Oracle and MS SQL Server were acceptable choices or not. So I ask the boss (he's got more common sense than me) what he thinks they mean, and he just chuckled. In real life, "proprietary" has a very different meaning than what computer guys would guess. "Not Proprietary" stuff is what is for sale at places like CDW, and "proprietary" stuff is what isn't. So I guess a PostgreSQL server running on FreeBSD won't do. We'll probably end up bidding Win2k and MS SQL, just to make sure that the desired level of waste and corruption is maintained. Another satisfied Microsoft customer.

    If the people only knew...

    On the plus side, I also looked at a RFP that specified a web app where it was explicitly stated that it had to run on Microsoft IIS. Then on the same day (this was about a week ago, I think) that the latest batch of IIS holes was reported, there was also an ammended version of the same RFP published, with the wording changed to "Microsoft IIS or comparable." So maybe I can use Apache and modify it a little to add some backdoors to it, to make it "comparable." ;-)

    Oh, another thing I've noticed: some Adobe salesman has totally cleaned up and pulled the wool over everyone's eyes. A lot of these RFPs are written with the conviction that information should be stored in PDFs, because there's no way that a PDF can be altered after it has been created.(!!) They even use PDFs for storing simple bitmap pictures, instead of standard image formats like JPG, PNG, etc. Any idea how much more expensive and complicated that makes some types of software -- and in exchange for nothing? It's like flushing money down a toilet.

    That CA, a filthy rich state compared to my lil' NM, would flush a few million bucks doesn't surprise me a bit.

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  161. Spending $95 million by Alsee · · Score: 2

    95 million dollars worth of Oracle software

    I think Open Source is great but I've never been a crusader. I can't help noticing that this is an excellent case for it though.

    $95 million can buy quite a bit of programming. What if they took the best available open source project and hired programmers? How much would it cost to build an equivilant system? And if $95 million isn't enough, other government agencies can join in and split the cost.

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    1. Re:Spending $95 million by fishbowl · · Score: 2

      >$95 million can buy quite a bit of programming.

      I don't think it'll buy you enough programming
      that you end up with something to replace Oracle.

      Even if you pull it off, you risk of reimplementing patented software.

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    2. Re:Spending $95 million by Alsee · · Score: 2

      I don't think it'll buy you enough programming

      California alone just blew $95 million. If it's not enough you get others involved and split the costs.

      Even if you pull it off, you risk of reimplementing patented software.

      If you can't write a database without violating a patent then there's something wrong with patents.

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  162. flamebait? by bitrott · · Score: 1

    sounds like music to me. I'm the most middle of the road moderate there is, but this guy painted a portrait of what I see DAILY living here in Sacramento, CA.. There's few truths in this world. One is that the government would like to have every dollar you make. The other is that they would like to return as little of it as possible in the form of sensible, intelligent bills. You can 'vote' in the right man all you want, IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER. The 'right man' in office will roll out the same pork as the 'wrong man'. It never changes

  163. Re:tax withholding by bdlarkin · · Score: 1
    Do you think that a network that was not designed for the public benefit would have the diversity of content sources that produced slashdot?

    The internet was designed for the public benefit? Hmm. So all those stories about it being developed for the defense departement so that it could outlast a Nuclear war just just bullshit? (might be), I suppose thats for the public 'benefit' in a way, but im sure the ARPANET founders weren't considering the ability to comment on News for Nerds to be a major design goal. The internet evolved into its current state, it wasn't some government mandate, for a place with free expression of ideas.

    Slashdot could replicate its community onto AOL in a heartbeat (well assuming that AOL can run perl....), after all its not like the government is footing the bill for slashdot right now.

    Yeah we might have moderators (oh wait, we have those), and story approvers (oh wait, have those too), and it might not be run by AOL per se, just connected to the AOL network... hmmm sounds familiar..

    The Internet came about, because it was the next step in the evolution of computing. Networking computers together for communication. The more that connect, the larger the value for all. The so-called network effect. That network effect was going to happen no matter who planted the seed. Whether it had been Wang, IBM, or Al Gore.

    Like I said, government involvement (or interference) may have hastened or slowed the progress of the network, but the network would have come about in any case. And yes it would have been a place where you could exchange diversity of content sources. Why? Because thats what people want. It might be a huge Yahoo chat room, but it still would have been there.

    It might have looked different and surely the protocols would be totally different, but we would have had a network. And I believe that once the network got to a certain size, the diversity of content would have happened.

    Newspaper publishing has (had?) diversity of content, and the government didn't fund a single printing press. Transforming even that model to electronic digital form doesn't require a government either.

  164. wow... by destiney · · Score: 1


    Oracle sucks... MySQL is great if you want speed, and Postgres is swell if your into alot of features. Why pay when you can get it for free? I never did understand people who think value has to cost...

    But this is so fucking typical of gool old Uncle Sam.. always got it to spend even when he doesn't...

  165. You want to get Larry's attention? by paranoic · · Score: 1

    Just change the airport noise laws so that he can't land his jets in San Jose at all. Unless the laws have already been changed, he can't do this at night due to some noise/size restriction.

  166. wow by CottonCandyEater · · Score: 1

    wow

  167. Atlanta Airport by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Reminds me of what happened with the Altanta Airport and Oracle about two years ago. I wonder what happened with that fiasco. I have not heard about it in about a year now.

  168. Internet isn't (gummint) handout by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The internet isn't a (gummint) handout.
    You and I payed to create it, and we are paying to use and maintain it.

    I'm sure /. has tons of programmers.
    Who here made $60K starting salary?

    Hop back on your ass and ride home.

  169. Not so funny! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oracle is way ahead of you. They use a derived benefit model to define a user. So, not only will you have to buy an Oracle license for ourself, but for everyone that derives benefit by tracking you!

  170. Read the actual report by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That $480k isn't the entire amount of money the state is spending on IT, only the amount that that it costs per year that the Enterprise Licensing Agreement (ELA) would cover. If you read the auditor's report, page 35, you'll see that the $480k was the actual amount spent in one year on software maintenance. The $3.2m extra that Logicon claimed came primarily from previous or future years, items unrelated to maintenance, and maintence that doesn't apply to the ELA.

  171. Nice way to attribute blame by osgeek · · Score: 2

    So, it's Oracle's fault, not the company the consultant who actually sold those licenses to California.

    Heaven forbid you blame the idiots in the CA government who are too stupid to figure out the $95 million dollar bill for themselves.

    No, the *evil* corporation must always be at fault.

  172. So they bought a surplus of licenses. by fishbowl · · Score: 2

    California bought more licenses than they need.
    Maybe someone very smart has anticipated growth.

    Is this one of those $700.00 hammer stories?

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  173. Re:I live in California (OT as hell!) by fishbowl · · Score: 2

    >That kind of breeding just doesn't help anyone.

    Guess we've been at peace too long.

    Don't you understand why governments tend to encourage and reward breeding?

    Where do you think soldiers come from?

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  174. 95 miliiiooonnnnn crispy critters??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No wonder they couldn't pay the light bill last summer.

    Look how much they would have saved with SQL 2000.

    Great Googily Moogily...

  175. Ooh boy by anubis__ · · Score: 1

    I work as a contractor for the Marine Corps, and the powers that be did this exact same thing. Then they had a meeting after the purchase so Oracle sales reps could tell them exactly what they spent thier defense budget on, since apparently no one knew.

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  176. The funniest thing that I've read in a long time by hoover10001 · · Score: 1

    This article is hillarious. Logicon gets crucified because the California IT department doesn't know what it's own software costs are, come on. What a total and complete joke.
    I don't know who Logicon is, but it sounds like the entire problem was with the way IT is being managed in California.
    Brian

  177. Konichiwa by flacco · · Score: 2

    Methinks Larry wants a new goldfish pond.

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  178. I HATE Oracles!! by bcflood · · Score: 1

    God I hate Oracle. If it is not them trying to set up a national ID system, to overcharging their customers (and apparently state governments as well), to false advertisements, to that weasle of a CEO, Larry "Slim" Ellison. It seems everytime I read the news this company is screwing somebody, whether it is locking their customers into an outrageously high contract for crappy software, to giving their execs the boot. I just hope one day they will subcome to a fate like Enron and we all can have a good laugh at their expense!

  179. Re:The funniest thing that I've read in a long tim by (outer-limits) · · Score: 1

    Don't laugh, it's not just California. Did anyone hear about something called a dot.bom?

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  180. Re:The funniest thing that I've read in a long tim by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Sun is the dot in dot.bomb.

    And because of it there's probably more volume in Sun equipment on eBay than being shipped from the company itself anymore.

  181. My favorite quote from the article... by orius_khan · · Score: 1

    The situation is not exactly clear yet, but the article leads me to believe that the state will claim that Oracle and this Logicon company thinger may have misrepresented themselves during the contract negotiation process. Misrepresentation is definitely something that can cause contract to get nullified

    Misrepresented huh? That's one way of saying it... Here's my favorite quote from the article: "In one case, the audit found that Logicon's $3.6 million estimate of how much the state spent in one year on software maintenance was overstated by $3.2 million."

    "Overstated"??? The actual number was $400,000 and you were off by 3,200,000! That's not an 'overstatement', it's not even fucking close!

    Oh well, I guess that's every businessman's daydream... to someday be on the receiving end of deal involving some dipshits trying to give away gobs of money. More power to 'em I guess.

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  182. What ARE the "good parts"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Teachers? Our median salary is $60K/yr. But, if you do th e math, that is for a 1/2 time job. So, $120K/yr for the rest of us. Median income for the district? $42K/yr.

    Police? How often has one KEPT you from being mugged, robbed, or otherwise violated? How often has one captured the perp that did you? Fact. I lived in a district where nearest cop was 28 miles away. Crime went UP, traffic fine revenue went way up, as did taxes, when they voted to pay for 4 local cops. Great... Lets pay for some more.

    Fire/Ambulance? Volunteers. Work fine.

    Big ticket items? Buying buildings, upgrading them, then selling them at a loss is a favorite. Building roads, then tearing them up to run new sewer pipes is always fun. Paying 1000x, yes 1000 times, too much for our insurance package was an interesting revelation too.

    Cable and trash franchise supervision? Gimme a break.

    In my opinion you could cut any tax budget from the district level to federal by 30-40% and see no failure of basic services. Assuming, of course, the local crooks don't just exploit the situation to punish an "ungrateful" population.

    But, sometimes taking money from people allows others to make more. Take Oracle. If CA didn't buy those license Oracle might have missed their numbers. Jobs would have been lost, and the stock prices would have fallen.

    Just, think of the widows and orphans that would have been hurt by that!

    Fact is, in the US, Government has grown to become the primary economic driver behind nearly 50% of the economy. Corporate welfare, social welfare, call it what you want, but by taking 50% of every dollar earned and giving it to someone else (anyone else, however criminal) they make the world go 'round.

  183. Re:tax withholding by crucini · · Score: 2
    Slashdot could replicate its community onto AOL in a heartbeat (well assuming that AOL can run perl....)

    AOL can run anything they want, including Perl, on their computers. They will not let a subscriber run anything, including Perl on their computers, however. I'm not sure in what sense you think "Slashdot could replicate its community onto AOL". Not without AOL's permission, which would not be granted.

    A universal network was probably inevitable. The exact kind of network we got was mostly luck, and could have turned out much worse. It is a content-neutral network with the intelligence at the endpoints, and it is a peer-to-peer network in which all hosts are basically the same, including routers. Neither of these decisions was inevitable, and neither one would be made by AOL or Microsoft or anyone else trying to build an empire of passive consumers.

    I don't take this as a strong argument for increased government spending, however. I think we are simply very lucky to have the internet as it is.
  184. Re:I live in California (OT as hell!) by maxpublic · · Score: 2

    Uggh... That kind of breeding just doesn't help anyone.

    I've often said the same thing about zealots of any stripe - extreme liberals, extreme conservatives, religious whackos, people who claim that the poor are poor because they're too lazy to be rich, etc. If only these morons would just stop breeding the genetic pool wouldn't be so damned yellow all the time.

    Max

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  185. Re:I live in California (OT as hell!) by Geek+In+Training · · Score: 2

    Fishbowl, that is an insightful remark. I prefer to think "more taxpayers" in lieu of "more soldiers."

    Why do you think that the Mormon Church (and to a lesser degree, Catholic Church) encourage us to "be fruitful and multiply?" 10% times eight more wage-earners = shiny new glass temple downtown!!

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  186. Oracle is a piece of junk by muchandr · · Score: 1

    Everything that is possible in Oracle is possible in a whole lot of other databases, only with a fraction of administrative overhead. I am no fan of Microsoft's but even SQL Server is better (and way cheaper too) There is too much crud in Oracle.
    The whole thing should've been rewritten 20 years ago. People buy Oracle because they are lemmings.
    If you must buy your Oracle, try Oracle rdb. They don't market it much, but it is way better than their main product.

    Now, if you really want a database that will blow anything else out of the water, try kdb (www.kx.com, and no I don't work for them, but I promise you will be amazed)

  187. Specifically on PG vs. Oracle by muchandr · · Score: 1

    BTW, before I encountered kdb, my favorite db was
    PG. The comparison between it and Oracle is very legitimate. It seems PG is specifically targeting Oracle users and looks increasingly like Oracle to me. Let's see. In PG, you can write your stored procedures in TCL. PG/SQL or Perl. In Oracle, only in PL/SQL (The thing with Java is vaporware) The object extentions really do work in PG. In Oracle, they are again vaporware. (PG invented the 'object-relational' genre and has major headstart there. Two decades or some such)

  188. MySQL.is not much of a database by muchandr · · Score: 1

    1. Transaction support is a joke. Correct me if I am wrong, but doesn't compiling in Berkeley DB means each writer locks a whole table?

    2. No subselects. My class project db did subselects, for Pete's sake!

    3. Query planning/optimizing close to non-existent.

  189. My favorite Oracle bugs by muchandr · · Score: 1

    I have a whole list of things that Oracle should have fixed many many years ago. My guess that the intern that last touched the code is long gone :)

    1. No readline support in shell SQL monitor. There is no good way to browse previous commands with one click.

    2. Varchar is limited to some small and completely arbitrary number (I believe it was exactly 40000 bytes) I don't see the point in varchar anymore, anyway. Compare that to Informix/Postgres type 'text' - arbitrary large text of non-specific length. (40000 may be too small for some webpages for example. I know they sell a plug-in to store large text, but that means bye bye standard SQL)

    3. I am sorry, but 56-digit long strings are a screwed-up way to represent numbers.

    4. Non-support for ANSI SQL timestamp type. Oracle's best timestamp definition is 1 second, which for example renders it near useless for trading applications (timeseries data is often keyed on the timestamp) This is probably why so many financial firms use Sybase.

    Positive things about Oracle:

    Oracle writers do not lock readers, but you pay with 'handle expired' problem for that.

    I find it really relatively quite stable, amazingly so for something this large and convoluted. Must be all that burn-in time from the many users.

    Everything else you can get elsewhere, only with much less admin overhead. Oracle's got to be some sort of secret government public works project for Oracle admins.

  190. Re:tax withholding by bdlarkin · · Score: 1
    Not without AOL's permission, which would not be granted.

    I was trying to make a joke on the Perl part. I know AOL could host any software they choose.

    I agree that it would require AOL's permission.. But why wouldn't they? Slashdot generates eyeballs, or page views, or whatever you want to call it. Same as Time Magazine online, and they host that. Sure we probably wouldn't have many anti-AOL stories (do we have many now?) but I'll bet we'd have more anti-Microsoft ones....

    I also agree that the exact kind of network we got was mostly luck (you could say that about a lot of things... The United States for example), but I still think that even a "corporate" controlled network, would have had a "diversity" of opinion. And a site like slashdot. It didn't take government funding the ARPANET to guarantee diversity of opinion. Now it might not have had as much diversity as the Internet does (alt.sex.goatsex) but it would have had diversity of the kind that slashdot dishes up every day.

    I guess my point is that the only way it could have grown to be a global network is if its NOT a network of passive consumers. I believe France had a similar network (pre-WWW), and it sucked* (Government controlled as I remember, part of the phone system). The thing that makes the internet work is that people can contribute. If people can't contribute, then the network doesn't grow, and alternative networks where people can contribute do.

    Maybe im wrong, maybe the only way for this wonderful network to have existed was for some government somewhere in the world to have funded it. But in my view, the government is probably wanting to limit the "diversity" of opinion on the internet more than anyone.

    *I could be wrong on the France part. Was doing too much LISP and Ada coding back then....rots the brain.

  191. I Worked for the Lame-Brain Responsible by NoHandleBars · · Score: 1

    Wish I'd seen this posting when it originally came out. I once worked for the "fabulous" Eli Cortez, the State of California CIO responsible for this fiasco. Who -- for the record -- was once an employee of Oracle. This is not about government ineptitude as much as it is about having an unqualified pinhead given responsibility beyond both his personal expertise and his work history. As a Californian I'm outraged not by the purchase itself but by this glistening example of HR malaise in the hiring of an unqualified person who, with just a few phone calls, could have been verified as dangerous and inept by the previous organizations he worked for. This is the "Peter Principle" at its classic best.

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  192. I have 2, loser by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let me guess. You think your reproduction is my problem.

    Loser. You're a loser, your parents were losers, and your children will be losers.

    Loser.

    1. Re:I have 2, loser by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Loser. You're a loser, your parents were losers, and your children will be losers.

      Are, dumbass. Are. And rotflmao, btw.

  193. Riiiiight. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The poor do not choose to live poor"

    Yes they do. When they have sex unprotected, they make a choice. When they smoke dope, they make a choice. When they choose to hang out with their friends instead of going to school, that's a choice.

    Why do I have to pay for your laziness?

  194. We don't have that problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Our lower classes breed like rats and need assistence.

  195. gov by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its the government, Just have oracle raise the price of each unit, then you will have less copies per employee.

  196. Re:I live in California (OT as hell!) by slam+smith · · Score: 1

    Why the slam against the Mormon and Catholic churches? Mormons in particular tend to take care of thier own, without any recourse to Government welfare programs. Believe it or not the high birthrate in the Mormon church actually probably costs more than you believe. It is difficult to keep up with the growth rate by building new chapels to meet in. The Mormon church at least would be much better off financially if they didn't have the growth rate, and the financial cost that it imposes.

    Anyways one of the biggest problem the US is going to face is not too many kids, it is too few kids. You want to see where this is happening today, just examine Japan. Japan is greying so fast that in another couple decades, the whole country is going to be one big geriatric ward. We still have a long ways to go before this becomes an issue in the US, but we are slowly heading there.

  197. Re:I live in California (OT as hell!) by Geek+In+Training · · Score: 2

    It was not necessarily a slam, as I am a recovering catholic; I'm just drawing an imaginary line between two teachings: Make sure you have lots of kids, and make sure everyone gives x% of the income for church works. I have a very close mormon friend who husband quit the church. True, MUCH of the money goes towards good deeds that the Mormon Church does for its community members... but the dark underbelly is the political side that has a giant beaurocracy and heirarchy of people who are paid handsomely for their service.

    And look at the Catholic church! They had me tithing out of my allowance; how much of that money has gone to pay 1) defense funds for clergy accused of pedophilia, and 2) hush money to pay off victims of said pedophilia?

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  198. Ichsa eize mag'il! by NaveWeiss · · Score: 1

    Hello faggot!
    I wanted to ask if you're a drug user. Are you?

    Btw: You should feel honored that such an important person like me slums it and sends a message to a wreckling like you.

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