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Top 100 Toys From The '70s or Thereabouts

doctorfaustus writes "Found this on Daily Rotation -- it details, with pictures, many of the toys we all wanted from our parents at Christmas a few years ago.... Everything from '160 Exciting Science Projects' to 'Stretch Armstrong,' along with the promises made in the toy's advertising and how often those promises were broken... The story has a British orientation, but I didn't see a single toy I didn't remember from my American youth.... They're all here: Simon, Slime, Magic Rocks, Sonic Ear... Even the Sinclair."

307 comments

  1. Always on the list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Explosive things, pretty pictures ya know, and alchol of some sort.

  2. The missed the most important thing by Quasar1999 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I've wanted one every year since I was 12... a girlfriend... I'm still waiting...

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    1. Re:The missed the most important thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Girlfriends are not toys.
      Trust me, I know... :-(

    2. Re:The missed the most important thing by whiteranger99x · · Score: 2, Funny

      Girlfriends are not toys.
      Trust me, I know... :-(


      Yeah, and toys usually don't bite you :P

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    3. Re:The missed the most important thing by TeleoMan · · Score: 1
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      $6.21 is the number of the beast before sales tax. Meh.
    4. Re:The missed the most important thing by cheezfreek · · Score: 1
      Yeah, and toys usually don't bite you :P

      Yet another reason girlfriends are better. Wait, who said that? *looks around accusingly*

    5. Re:The missed the most important thing by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Yea you can't put them aside for a couple of months when you are tired of them and then get them back. Well that is not completely true but in most cases it is.

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    6. Re:The missed the most important thing by skinfitz · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm still waiting...

      See that's your mistake - they NEVER come to you. If you want one, you can have one. You just have to put in a bit of effort.

      Firstly, ask yourself this question - "What are you doing to get one?"

    7. Re:The missed the most important thing by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and toys usually don't bite you

      You forgot to add the word hard at the end.

    8. Re:The missed the most important thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you mean http://www.realdoll.com/

    9. Re:The missed the most important thing by sga.busboy · · Score: 5, Funny

      A girlfriend I have, I just wish I her last name wasn't .jpg

    10. Re:The missed the most important thing by Chemisor · · Score: 2, Informative

      > Firstly, ask yourself this question - "What are you doing to get one?"

      Nope. The right question a geek should be asking is: "What are going to do with her when you get her?" (And let's not mention the obvious; remember, it takes an extraordiary man to even last an hour. What will you do the rest of the time? Show her your Star Wars collection? Right...)

    11. Re:The missed the most important thing by Quasar1999 · · Score: 1

      LMAO... actually I do have a girlfriend... I just figured it would gain a laugh...

      but to answer your quesiton, "What are you going to do with her when you get her?"... that's easy... I just used all the money I make by being a geek (ahh... software development...) to distract her while I watch my Star Wars collection... that way she's happy, I'm happy, and I don't have to even last an hour... :P

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    12. Re:The missed the most important thing by scooteratl · · Score: 1

      Mine's in Canada.... She's a hottie - too. Shame you can't meet her... :)

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    13. Re:The missed the most important thing by geekoid · · Score: 1

      if from the time you atart your romantic endevors, to the time complete is less then an hour you need to be using more imagination.

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    14. Re:The missed the most important thing by d99-sbr · · Score: 1

      Her name is Alberta, she lives in Vancouver?

    15. Re:The missed the most important thing by Wolfrider · · Score: 1
      Since I'm on dialup and run Squid, here's a script for those who want to preload the site in the BG while they're reading:
      cat ~/bin/toys
      #!/bin/sh

      wget -r -l1 -p -nd --delete-after http://tv.cream.org/extras/toys/index.html
      #for/n ext in bash

      for i in $(seq 9081 -1010 1001)
      do
      echo $i
      wget -r -l1 -p -nd --delete-after http://tv.cream.org/extras/toys/toptoys$i.htm

      d one

      # Example of how to play a set of specific tracks:
      # for c in $(seq 10 14) ; do play track$c.cdda.wav ;done

      exit;
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  3. Oh the sorrow. by jellomizer · · Score: 3, Funny

    This sure brings back to when I was a kid and all they toys I took apart to see how they work. I bet if I didn't take everything apart they could be really worth something.

    I Think the site will be slashdotted early. I saw a slowdown when I was almost done with the site.

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    1. Re:Oh the sorrow. by eric_brissette · · Score: 0

      Yeah, my mom got pissed when I took apart my Computron and Speak n Spell.. For some reason, I only liked taking apart the electronic more expensive toys. Unless blowing up ninja turtles counts.

    2. Re:Oh the sorrow. by Library+Spoff · · Score: 1

      parents had a friend in the merchant navy who brought me back a remote control tank from Japan. This was in the early/mid seventies before they were out here.

      I cut out some wires so my actionman would fit in... *doh*

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    3. Re:Oh the sorrow. by hal2814 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You (and me and countless others) taking them apart is what made them valuable for everybody who didn't. That's why 70's - 80's action figures still in the box are worth something. What kid kept their action figure in the box (or kept up with accessories for that matter)?

    4. Re:Oh the sorrow. by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      True But there was this one Cartoon Special on back in the 80s after I watched It I felt really bad about breaking my toys. I Wonder if any of you saw it and know what it is. It is a Toy Story like plot where the toys in a boys room are living but aperently if the mother finds them and picks them up they essencially died, that is why when ever a human entered the room they would all run and hide back to where they were soposed to be. My best guess is that it was in the late 80s 85 - 88. But if there was ever a cartoon that messed with my head it was that one.

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    5. Re:Oh the sorrow. by drmemnoch · · Score: 1

      it has officially been slashdotted!!!!

      it really pisses me off that the "crap" I broke, or took apart is worth money now.

      Does this mean I should save my old Palm Pilot because it will be worth some money some day?

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    6. Re:Oh the sorrow. by rppp01 · · Score: 1

      The Velvatine Rabbit? I think that was what it was called.

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    7. Re:Oh the sorrow. by SWTP_OS9 · · Score: 1

      I gues we are still breaking our toys. :)

  4. A cricket playset? by goosman · · Score: 1

    You remember this from your American youth? You had a much cooler upbringing than me... Go India! Beat Bangladesh!

    1. Re:A cricket playset? by SoTuA · · Score: 2, Funny

      Cricket? Why of course, indian children with HB1s...

    2. Re:A cricket playset? by Golias · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I also stopped reading when I hit "#96: Test Match Cricket."

      I have no desire to take a nostalgic journey through the childhood of people I've never meet.

      Besides, a fluff piece like this which is split into ten sections in order to pump up hit counts on their banner ads is officially "t3h suck." Let's all make it our New Years resolution to never link to such articles from now on, m'kay?

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    3. Re:A cricket playset? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You remember this from your American youth? You had a much cooler upbringing than me... Go India! Beat Bangladesh!

      Remember where you are. Little Slashdotters want to be British comedians and Japanese anime heroes when they grow up. They'll use the power of OSS to combat American corporations and their armies of tentacles.

    4. Re:A cricket playset? by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      --It's split up into 10 sections because otherwise the page would take FOREVER to load on dialup - that's 100 pics, pal.
      :b

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    5. Re:A cricket playset? by Easy2RememberNick · · Score: 1

      That's inhuman, how could anyone sell a Cricket Match board game!

  5. surely it can't be by Atrax · · Score: 0, Redundant

    slashdotted already?

    umm... duh?

    well, perhaps incredibly slow. it's only a matter of time. Happily I spotted Zoids, which I really liked as a young-un.

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    1. Re:surely it can't be by Atrax · · Score: 1

      you know what it is?

      slashdot premium subscribers. they lightly toast the server before we plebs get there, so our early article folk cry "slashdotted", but the server gets a second wind, until the plebs arrive in force.

      insightful, or just drunk? you decide!

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  6. What about Lawn Darts? by AtariAmarok · · Score: 5, Funny

    What about Lawn Darts? They bring the exciting element of severe head trauma risk to the fun of summar yard play!

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    1. Re:What about Lawn Darts? by TrollBridge · · Score: 5, Funny

      I honestly believe "Lawn Jarts" (as our family's set was called) was a Darwinist conspiracy by the government and toy industry to cull the herd a bit.

      Fortunately my brother and I made the cut. Society is probably better off without those who didn't. Now we have these confounded safety commissions that prevent us from shedding our weak links.

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    2. Re:What about Lawn Darts? by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Well there were 2 sets the Lawn Darts which were actually darts with pointy ends which you and a bunch of kids would throw, causing possible stabbing wounds. Then the Lawn Jarts that looked like Packman Ghosts on a Stick. Where the game was the same but the injuries were closer to a game of baseball.

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    3. Re:What about Lawn Darts? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      From Wikipedia Effective December 19, 1988, all lawn darts are banned from sale in the United States. Lawn darts, used in an outdoor game, have been responsible for the deaths of 3 children.

      *THREE* children die and they are banned? WTF is up with that? I bet more kids than that die from tire swings or candy canes each year. Rediculous.

    4. Re:What about Lawn Darts? by artemis67 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I honestly believe "Lawn Jarts" (as our family's set was called) was a Darwinist conspiracy by the government and toy industry to cull the herd a bit.

      Fortunately my brother and I made the cut. Society is probably better off without those who didn't. Now we have these confounded safety commissions that prevent us from shedding our weak links.

      ...except that in one of the high-profile lawsuits against lawndarts, it was the next-door neighbor's daughter who was killed, not the kids throwing the darts. One boy threw it up in the air, and it went over the fence and pierced the little girl's skull. She died in her father's arms.

    5. Re:What about Lawn Darts? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      True story...

      When I was a kid (maybe 1969? been a long time), my best friend got a set for his birthday. A day or two later, we were playing with them without "proper parental supervision". After using them "correctly" for about 15 minutes, we got bored and started throwing them up into the air, just for the joy of watching them fly. One got stuck in a small tree, out of reach. I stood under the tree and started to shake it. Just about the time I realized the stupidity of my actions, it came loose (I have had a certain sympathy towards Wile E. Coyote ever since). I still have a thin scar on the side of my nose where one of the big plastic fins cut it. If it had fallen a little differently, I'd have been pithed like a frog.

    6. Re:What about Lawn Darts? by jandrese · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Lawn Darts were the first game where I wore a helmet even though the directions didn't mention helmets at all. The reccomended underhanded throwing style combined with the design of the dart itself ment that (at least with kids) it was quite easy to throw one straight up in the air and have it land at some random place around you.

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    7. Re:What about Lawn Darts? by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1
      "I threw a lawn-dart into the air

      Where it fell, I cared not where"

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    8. Re:What about Lawn Darts? by miu · · Score: 2, Funny
      I vaguely remember lawn darts from when I was a kid, but we lost the darts pretty fast - so we had to make do with detergent laced gasoline, rock fights, suicidal bike tricks, bb guns, crowbars, tire rope swings, sling shots, pocket knives, and running with scissors.

      No one ever died but we did have our share of emergency room visits and suspicious fires.

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    9. Re:What about Lawn Darts? by Ced_Ex · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I have been accused of single-handedly taking down the original version of lawn darts with the spikes. This happened when a lawn dart impaled my friend's head and got stuck sticking straight out the top of his skull.

      We never got to play with them ever again. It's been 22 years and counting since I've seen lawn darts.

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    10. Re:What about Lawn Darts? by Qzukk · · Score: 3, Funny

      I know where. Please contact me at Methodist Hospital, room 233.

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    11. Re:What about Lawn Darts? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remember making up games to deliberately misuse these things. At a healthy(?) distance apart we would try and hit each other. We were far enough apart that you had some time to avoid them and no one ever got hit that I remember.

      The best strategy was to throw the first in a long high arc and then time a fast thrown line drive to arrive about the same time.

      To me this disproves natural selection completely.

    12. Re:What about Lawn Darts? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      When I was a kid, we used to joust with BMX bikes and two-by-fours.


      I don't remember much of my childhood...

    13. Re:What about Lawn Darts? by Corporal+Dan · · Score: 1

      We had "Roller-Joust." The idea was you would roller skate down the street at each other as fast as you could and the person who fell onto the asphalt after the smash was the loser. Unfortunately, we only played it for about 10 minutes before a mom came screaming out of the house yelling "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?" For some reason, we were all forbidden to play it ever again. We were fine with that, as we soon found other ways to pass the time such as the suicidal bike tricks you mentioned...

    14. Re:What about Lawn Darts? by superstick58 · · Score: 2, Funny
      Oh we still have those deadly lawn darts. They are a commodity that I will always cherish. Of course, I did enjoy many other activities similar to what you describe. One of my favorite was dodgeball on bikes. My cracked teeth did not enjoy it so well though.

      I hope kids these days still can play with these dangerous devices and partake in such risky activities. The memories of childhood that stand out are all those near death experiences such as falling out of the tree fort and barely missing the exposed sticks that are arranged like a tiger pit below or riding down the street at 30mph in a go cart without breaks. This is how childhood should be.

    15. Re:What about Lawn Darts? by Tackhead · · Score: 3, Funny
      > "I threw a lawn-dart into the air Where it fell, I cared not where"

      "Once ze lawn darts go up,
      who cares where zey come down?
      Zat's not my department!"
      Says Werner von Braun...

    16. Re:What about Lawn Darts? by Nephilium · · Score: 1
      *THREE* children die and they are banned? WTF is up with that? I bet more kids than that die from tire swings or candy canes each year. Rediculous.

      It's just gotten worse, one girl dies and now we have the stupid net up at all of the hockey games.

      Of course... my brother-in-law found it amusing when we got my nine year old neice chanting, "Damn the net!"

      Nephilium
    17. Re:What about Lawn Darts? by DJTodd242 · · Score: 1

      Somewhere Tom Lehrer is smiling right now. As am I. :)

    18. Re:What about Lawn Darts? by miu · · Score: 1
      When I was a kid, we used to joust with BMX bikes and two-by-fours.

      Always good times to be had with lumber about, handy for jousting and making stilts. Beside the thrill of danger caused by their shoddy construction you could always count on your homemade stilts being a lot taller than those lame ones you could buy at Sears.

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    19. Re:What about Lawn Darts? by Fishstick · · Score: 3, Insightful

      People over 35 should be,dead. Here's why ...........
      According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 40's, 50's, 60's, or even maybe the early 70's probably
      shouldn't have survived.
      Our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead-based paint.
      We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets, ... ! and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets.
      (Not to mention the risks we took hitchhiking.)
      As children, we would ride in cars with no seatbelts or air bags.
      Riding in the back of a pickup truck on a warm day was always a special treat.
      We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle.
      Horrors!
      We ate cupcakes, bread and butter, and drank soda pop with sugar in it, but we were never overweight because we were always outside playing.
      We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle, and no one actually died from this.
      We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then rode down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After running into the bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem.
      We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the! street lights came on.
      No one was able to reach us all day.
      NO CELL PHONES!!!!!
      U n t h i n k a b l e !
      We did not have Playstations, Nintendo 64! , X-Boxes, no video games at all, no 99 channels on cable, video tape movies, surround sound, personal cell phones, personal computers, or Internet chat rooms.
      We had friends!
      We went outside and found them.We played dodge ball, and sometimes, the ball would really hurt.We fell out of trees, got cut and broke bones and teeth, and there were no lawsuits from these accidents.
      They were accidents.
      No one was to blame but us.
      Remember accidents?
      We had fights and punched each other and got black and blue and learned to get over it.We made up games with sticks and tennis balls and ate worms, and although we were told it would happen,we did not put out very many eyes, nor did the worms live inside us forever.
      We rode bikes or walked to a friend's home and knocked on the door, or rang the bell or just walked in and talked to them. Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment.
      Some students weren't as smart as others, so they failed a grade and were held back to repeat the same grade.
      Horrors!
      Tests were not adjusted for any reason. Our actions were our own.
      Consequences were expected. The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke a law was unheard of. They actually sided with the law.
      Imagine that!
      This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers and problem solvers and inventors, ever.
      The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas.
      We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned how to deal with it all.

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      Yeah, we seem to have the tour map.

    20. Re:What about Lawn Darts? by dingfelder · · Score: 1

      ok you lawn dart lovers, you can buy them online:

      http://www.gardengamesuk.com/products.php

      or you can play a virtual lawn dart game here:

      http://www.skti.org/games/jarts.html

    21. Re:What about Lawn Darts? by SerpentMage · · Score: 1

      Wow, that is really insightful! I mean that in all seriousness. I do agree that our society in the quest of being "equal" has become unequal. Frankly one thing can be blamed, the judge that allowed the bone headed lawyer to succeed!

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    22. Re:What about Lawn Darts? by crgrace · · Score: 1

      Oh we still have those deadly lawn darts. They are a commodity that I will always cherish. Of course, I did enjoy many other activities similar to what you describe. One of my favorite was dodgeball on bikes. My cracked teeth did not enjoy it so well though.

      I played that game too when I was a kid. Did you ever play "Bike Jousting"? What started innocently enough as "Bike Polo" on a tennis court turned into an appallingly brutal game where tennis rackets, speed, and a taut net virtually ensured serious injury. Blood on the tennis court, literally.

      And let's not forget the time my friend and I played "Kung Fu Theatre" on the front sidewalk. Thank god those teeth weren't premanent.

    23. Re:What about Lawn Darts? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      " Lawn Darts were the first game where I wore a helmet even though the directions didn't mention helmets at all."

      so you were a dork, and a geek. well done.
      also, what other games did you play with a helmet where the directions don't mention it?

      Personally, I recommend throwing them over hand, and at stuff.

      IF you MUST try to get them through the circle, have someone hold the circle in front of them. . .

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    24. Re:What about Lawn Darts? by SWTP_OS9 · · Score: 1

      Yep. That sums it up pretty good! We had fun back then. Actualy we made the fun. Really feel sorry for the kids of today.

      I guess the PC control freaks of today are those kids that never had any fun back then and now want to rub it in!

    25. Re:What about Lawn Darts? by miu · · Score: 1
      I don't think it is sour grapes, just the natural reaction of a female who sees a man or boy enjoying himself. Remember who was always tattling when you had fun as a kid - girls. Remember who was always putting a stop to your throwing your younger brother off the roof - moms. This was bound to happen the second we gave women the right to vote...

      (And because the humorless gits that inhabit the real world have made their way to slashdot, I'm going to point out that the preceeding paragraph was a joke)

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  7. Damn you Slashdot! by JustinXB · · Score: 1, Funny

    I just got to the 40s when you had to come and kill the site! BLAST!

    1. Re:Damn you Slashdot! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It looked like you were talking about your ghetto christmas past - " I just got two 40's... and a carton of cigarettes."

  8. Nothing by Prince+Vegeta+SSJ4 · · Score: 1

    and I mean nothing beat that miniature Eval Knievel motorcycle that was reved using a oversided twist tie. That thing would fly, and you could make it do wheelies and such.

    1. Re:Nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, nothing except the hand-crank EK stuntcycle, I scraped many a knuckle on that thing!

    2. Re:Nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah, that's it. Come to think of it, I think the twist tie thing was a car or something.

  9. All I want for Christmas (insert any holiday) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Rock-em, Sock-em, Roomba's!

    1. Re:All I want for Christmas (insert any holiday) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm usually either bemused or irritated by the robot worship that seems to be so important to slasherati - but dueling vacuum cleaners... that is just awesome.

    2. Re:All I want for Christmas (insert any holiday) by SWTP_OS9 · · Score: 1

      Your own Battle bots! :) Need to over drive motors and replace brissles with buzzsaw blades. YEA!

  10. it always seems by Striker770S · · Score: 1, Funny

    that my parents think that clothes are the hottest toy to get because i get so much of that crap every year. Havent seen one toy that i wanted really badly yet...

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  11. Dark Tower? by swestcott · · Score: 1

    was that in the 70s? Man I would love to play that again, what where they Briggins somthing that would attack you or did you use them to attack the Dark tower.

    1. Re:Dark Tower? by crow · · Score: 1

      You're thinking of "Brigands" which is an infrequently used word that referrs to a bandit.

      Yup, that was a fun game. Unfortunately, it would ruin the game if it ran low on batteries. (A low battery warning at the start of a game would have really helped.)

    2. Re:Dark Tower? by sh00z · · Score: 1

      1981. It's not as good as you remember, honestly. There's a Java version on-line. Best thing is that SO many people have misbegotten fond memories of this, and are willing to pay $100+ on eBay. I've turned more than a few garage sale/flea market finds into instant cash this way.

    3. Re:Dark Tower? by saddino · · Score: 1

      Almost, it's an early 80s game (1981). You can usually find one on eBay, for example this one.

      Another great electronic/board game hybrid was Stop Thief, which is a 70s game (1979). Also easy to find on eBay.

  12. Toys today! by teiresias · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I might just be nostalgic but does it seem that the toys from back then were more tactile and creative? The toys were good in their own right but to make them great you needed a good portion of your imagination to truly make them fly.

    [grandparent voice]Today's toys are all movie tie ins and spin offs. The story has been told before the action figure or game has been brought home. The imagination is gone.[/grandparent voice]

    Still a nice trip down memory lane.

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    -Teiresias
    1. Re:Toys today! by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      There are still a lot of good toys out there but they just don't get the attention they deserve. But what really scary some of the toys that infants have if they were out when I was an infant the Mility would raid my house to get the Winnie The Poo that responds to your commands because the technology would be extramly valuable to the Cold War Effort and If the Russans got their hands on it we would be doomed.

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    2. Re:Toys today! by Fallingcow · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This is my complaint about LEGO these days.

      Used to be, you'd have Space or Castle sets, these days you have Star Wars and Harry Potter. What the hell is the point of buying these kind of LEGOs? Get the normal action figures if you just want to re-enact or extend an existing story. To me, LEGOs are better suited to creating from-scratch story lines.

      The roles of characters are so well defined with the movie tie-in sets, while the older sets were free of anything but a slight suggestion of the relations between characters or factions.

    3. Re:Toys today! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Going even further back, it used to be with Lego that you got a box of various blocks and a base plate. You had to decide for yourself if you were going to build a space ship or a castle.

    4. Re:Toys today! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Hey quiet down over there; I'm trying to watch tv!

    5. Re:Toys today! by Rorschach1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They were built better, too. I went through a number of modern plastic aircraft with my son, but the only one that survived - and that he really enjoyed playing with - was an ancient (Tonka?) Turboprop plane I'd had at his age. It was a bit faded and had lost some prop blades, but for a > 20 year old toy it held up pretty well. His new AH-64 Apache with lights and sounds, on the other hand, broke in half within a week.

      I went looking for a similarly well-built toy plane, but never found a modern equivalent. I finally hit eBay and found an identical plane, still in its 1978 packaging. He's still got it, and it's still in good shape. Hasn't even lost a prop blade yet.

      The rest of his toy aircraft, however, are now so many brittle plastic shards at the bottom of his toybox.

      And don't get me started on the metal toys we used to have. I once saw an original Voltron fall from a 7-foot wall and land on concrete with hardly a scratch...

    6. Re:Toys today! by aardwolf204 · · Score: 1

      Whats worse are these kid portable dvd player things that take special cargridges to play MTV music videos. this was voted toy of the year on some kids toy award shot. wtf, theres an award show for toys now. and WTF is up with this toy. you get to watch a 3 minute video of some no talent pop star over and over, then you beg your parents to buy another over priced cartridge so you can continue your brainwashing sessions, only to find that you've got your choice of 5 carts. this "toy" leave absolutely NOTHING to the imagination.

      Hell, a Nentendo DS is more creative. Speaking of which, and I know I'm rambling but at this point thats alright because your not reading anyway, Nentendo should port Mario Paint to the DS. Think about it, its got a touch screen, and wifi, imagine the posabilities painting with your friends, and that fly swatter game was pretty good too. I spent hours playing that "game" as a kid. Maybe thats why my favoriate game now is Photoshop. At least it takes more than 10 hours to beat *cough* Half-Life 2 *cough*. What was I saying again? Right, I was wearing an onion on my belt because it was the style at the time.

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    7. Re:Toys today! by Your+Pal+Dave · · Score: 1

      When I was a child, there were times when we had to entertain
      ourselves. And usually the best way to do that was to turn on the TV.

      -- Jack Handey, "Deep Thoughts"

    8. Re:Toys today! by stcanard · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Personally I don't even like the space and castle legos

      I buy my son the basic blocks only. With a space set he can build space ships. With a castle set he can build castles. With generic blocks he can build spaceships, castles, cars, and a whole bunch of things I would never have thought of.

    9. Re:Toys today! by macrom · · Score: 1

      Actually, a lot of today's toys ARE the toys from our youth. My kids asked for a lot of stuff that I asked for at their age. Zoids, Rubik's Cubes, Transformers, GI Joe, etc. are all under our tree for the next generation. Robots, too. About 20 years ago my parents got me a Verbot (I wanted an Omnibot, goddammit); my older son is getting a Robosapien. Toys may change some, but the idea (and sometimes even brand) stays the same.

      My only gripe with the toys these days is that they are cheap plastic renditions of what we had. Hell, you practically had to be up on your tetanus shots before playing with those metal Transformers and Zoids.

      Movie tie-ins were the same back then as well, just different stuff. Ghostbusters, Star Wars, Gremilins, ET -- we had the same stuff just under the guise of a different movie. Just why, WHY, WHY, did they have to make a Spiderman glove that shoots web fluid. I can see my cats covered in this stuff within an hour of it coming out of the box Saturday morning...

      It really has been a nice trip down memory lane this year. 20 years ago I had a HUGE Christmas becuase my father got a bonus at his job and my parents knew they would never, ever have money like that again. I got my first Atari (5200 -- with Pac Man! Anyone remember how IMPOSSIBLE it was to find that back then?), my first boombox, my first TV, my first robot, my first Zoids and Transformers. Equally, I received a nice overtime paycheck this year and was able to get some extra stuff for my sons, mirroring what I got when I was 10 (they are 8 and 10). I suppose I'm buying some of the toys more out of MY desire to play with them than anything else! :^)

      I wonder if I can hack the Robosapien to use Bluetooth so I can control it from my laptop...

    10. Re:Toys today! by Fallingcow · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I just wish the "tub-o-blocks!" things had more of the so-called "special" pieces in them.

      Is it too much to ask for the occasional arched or clear block? Maybe a long, flat block with a pair of wooden-ish wheels on the end? How about a variety of nice hats for my lego people, so they aren't all bald?

      Then again, there's some nice lots on Ebay of assorted pieces from dozens of different sets, complete with the specialized pieces. I've been thinking about snagging one, maybe reliving my young (younger? Grr, I'm not old yet, damnit!) days.

      But man, I REALLY wish they still had Black Seas Barricuda in stores. I wanted that thing so bad! By the time I hit the workforce and could afford to get it myself, they'd stopped making it. They're on ebay, but so expensive!

    11. Re:Toys today! by undef24 · · Score: 1

      "stop verbot",
      "right turn verbot",
      "forward verbot",
      "raise arms verbot"

      Man I miss that!

    12. Re:Toys today! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      When my niece and nephew were young, I made them a set of wooden blocks for a Christmas present one year. I ripped two-by fours down the middle, sliced each resulting two-by-two into two-by-two-by-two cubes, and then sanded them nice and smooth, all the while enduring my parents' constant comments of 'You're wasting your time. They'll never play with those...


      That Christmas, the blocks were the most favorite present, hands down. They were playing with them for years afterward...

    13. Re:Toys today! by Baseclass · · Score: 1
      I agree that most of the sets and their stupid single-use purpose pieces suck.

      However, my 8 year old son got Mindstorms for his birthday and I've had more fun playing with toys than I had for over a decade.

      Best toy ever.

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    14. Re:Toys today! by msaulters · · Score: 2, Informative

      Personally I don't even like the space and castle legos
      I buy my son the basic blocks only. With a space set he can build space ships. With a castle set he can build castles. With generic blocks he can build spaceships, castles, cars, and a whole bunch of things I would never have thought of.



      Bah! If you have a castle set AND a space set, you can build space castles! Seriously, I used to combine parts from my space sets and my Lego airport to make some really cool stuff. The only issue I have with current Hollywood tie-ins is that it is an excuse to charge more by creating an artificial 'collectible' that isn't really very collectible. Also that the pieces are ONLY available in the sets and not separately or in bulk is kind of a pain.
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    15. Re:Toys today! by Fallingcow · · Score: 1

      Exactly!

      Pirate base set + town people and some parts + underwater sets (the aquanaut things, they were like Magnetron sets but underwater) = Ocean Research Lab!

    16. Re:Toys today! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two years ago I walk into the LEGO store at the mall - took some time to realize that they didn't have any generic blocks or generic buckets. Walked out disappointed, as did another potential customer (for the same reason).

      Last year I notice that they have a wall of LEGO blocks from which you can pick and choose which type of blocks to buy, by weight. THIS time I walked out with a sales receipt.

      I assume that they figured it out.

    17. Re:Toys today! by shippo · · Score: 1

      For his birthday last week I bought my nephew the same 1/24th scale model aircraft kit that I had bought for me 25 or more years ago. The decals may have changed, and some of the parts re-cast to make other variants, but it's 80% essentially the same kit.

    18. Re:Toys today! by EaterOfDog · · Score: 1

      Ahhh, Legos. I was the worst Lego thief ever when I was a kid. I used to ride my bike to the mall and steal the big deluxe sets to add to my collection. I had a large baby blue Samsonite suitcase FULL of Legos at one point. You'd think my parents would wonder how the hell I got 40+ lbs of Legos.

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    19. Re:Toys today! by fermion · · Score: 1
      Used to be that you would put all the blocks on the floor, and then start brainstorming ideas about what to build. The ideas often weren't complex or particularly excited, but the process developed several forms thinking and creativity. I attribute sets like this for the fact that I am not scared of blank sheet of paper.

      But kids are used to more structure now. It goes beyond the need of the five year old to repeatedly view the sam set of images. It is like why should I take the time to create a new world when the pros like Lucas have already done it for me. It even extends to those that considers themselves pro. It used to be that you got your start writing fan fiction. Now many writers never get beyond it.

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    20. Re:Toys today! by Jbrecken · · Score: 1

      How about a variety of nice hats for my lego people, so they aren't all bald?

      There's a set you can get that's just hats & hair:
      http://shop.lego.com/product.asp?p=10067&cn=105&d= 18&t=7

    21. Re:Toys today! by rebelx2 · · Score: 1

      LEGOS were and still are the best toy ever. I was about to agree to the above comment about the speciality sets then realized that even tho I had built the Falcon, X-Wing etc the day after Star Wars was released (the first time..) which was long before the sets came out and now my cousin who actually has the speciality sets built those things ONCE then took them apart so he could expand is Moon Base that's been under constant contruction/recontruction for several years now. He started when he was 8 and he's now 11. He's got every speciality set you can think of and then he took the mind storm sets and has contructed everything totaly from his own imagination. He "wants" more Star Wars speciality sets, not because he wants to build Star Wars figures but because they're the best "Space Legos" you can get. He doesn't build anything at all from the movies. So IMO the original intent of Legos has survived in at least this one little boy.

    22. Re:Toys today! by fifedrum · · Score: 1

      Dude! Those Voltron toys were weapons in themselves. God help you if your dad sat on one.

    23. Re:Toys today! by Moofie · · Score: 2, Informative

      I keep hearing this complaint, and it is simply not borne out by the facts.

      Your average Star Wars set has no more painted bricks than your average Space set from the early 80's. The only big, pre-formed pieces are things like canopies.

      That aside, the new click hinges are the most useful LEGO part ever.

      The new Star Wars sets are some of the best LEGO sets ever, even though you happen to be able to put them together to look like something from a movie.

      Don't know about the Harry Potter sets. They don't look very different from the Castle sets, which were my other favorites when I was a kid.

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    24. Re:Toys today! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can do exactly the same with Star Wars sets:

      Star Wars + Space + Technics - there are thousands of images of Star Wars custom models that people have built with such stuff. Or check out the customs section on www.fbtb.net. One guy made a 9 foot long Super Star Destroyer.

    25. Re:Toys today! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The tie-ins and specific sets do not limit my son (age 5). He combines all sets to create all manner of vehicles of buildings, not limited in the least to Harry Potter, Spiderman, or Bionicle. Whereas my daughter "doodles" by drawing or writing stories, my son "doodles" by creating another new Lego creation.

      It also does not seem to matter what type of Lego. He creates as much with Bionicle parts as with the good old bricks and plates.

      For the record, my wife and I tried to get our (older) daughter as excited with Lego to promote an interest with building, but she always prefers playing with the little figures. And she doesn't limit them to the "roles" that the tie-in sets dictate: rather, she recombines the hair/heads/bodies/legs/accessories in every way imaginable to create ever more new characters.

      So I guess I do not agree with the many complaints I have seen on Slashdot about Lego movie tie-ins, or all of the specialized parts, or about Bionicle sets that supposedly hinder imaginative building. My son takes whatever Lego is nearby and builds new things all of the time. His favorite Lego is Bionicle, and he always has new multi-limbed good guys or bad guys in the works. In fact, in a recent trip to visit with his Aunt and Uncle at Legoland, my son preferred building with bricks at the various stations to actually going on rides! If nothing else, all manner of Lego (Bionicle included) have been a springboard for my son's creativity.

      I am getting tired of the Lego company's Disney-like schemes to generate more revenue, but I also recognize they have had some years with big losses. I would hate to see them disappear, as Lego building was a very important part of my childhood (leading into programming) and continues to be a great source of learning, amusement, and imagination for my kids (leading to who knows what profession).

    26. Re:Toys today! by Fishstick · · Score: 1

      I'm repeating a comment I made a while back, but

      In general I agree with you, but I have seen my son use the kits to great results. Yes, he does initially build straight from the plans and plays with them and gets bored. Later he comes back and takes it all apart and builds his own creation.

      He is a lot like me -- starting at a pile of random bricks kind of stumps him, but if he has a starting point, he can use that as a guide/inspiration to let his own creativity take off. He will spend days tweaking and enhancing one of his creations (coming to show me every so often what he has added/changed).

      I kind of am the same way with coding/learning new IT tools. Presented with some manuals and an empty editor screen, I (sometimes) don't know where to start. Give me a hands-on tutorial where I can get something started, and then I can pull it apart and use it as a basis to create something else

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    27. Re:Toys today! by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 1

      yeah, but you need the joints and stuff from the space sets if you want to make a good mech!

    28. Re:Toys today! by Junks+Jerzey · · Score: 1

      I might just be nostalgic but does it seem that the toys from back then were more tactile and creative?

      Nah, you're just being nostalgic. There were *TONS* of crappy toys in the 1970s and 1980s. Just as much embarrassing and poorly constructed stuff as there is today. The classics endure, though: Lego, other building kits, etc. One of the big differences is that the majority of toys today are based on licensed properties. This was much less common in the 1970s. Sure, some were (Batman action figures, Star Wars, Space 1999, etc.), but the 1980s started the practice of popular TV shows and toys being designed together.

    29. Re:Toys today! by Z4rd0Z · · Score: 1

      Kids still do that, even with the Harry Potter sets. When my eight year old son first got his Potter castle set, he kept it separate from all the other legos. I finally made him combine them all together in one bin. Now he dumps the whole thing out and starts creating his own castles and creatures. The same goes for Bionicles. When he gets a new one, he follows the instructions and creates the one you're "supposed" to. But then he gets bored with that, and after a while, he's making up his own characters, combining them together. I don't think the toys, or the kids, of today are terribly different from those in the 70s. In fact, many of the toys & games they showed are still sold today: Zoids, Transformers, Silly Putty, Operation, GI Joe, Sorry, Clue (they called it Cluedo?!!), and so on.

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    30. Re:Toys today! by nutrock69 · · Score: 1

      I wholeheartedly agree. Not that very many are going to read down this far, but one of my favorite toy memories growing up was of the Micronauts. We had dozens of them. Figures and ships that could all be taken apart and put together in different configurations, you could even combine just about everything you had into one big huge monster ship. I hated it when they started to glue the projectiles into the guns - large battles weren't as much fun when you didn't actually fire the bullet, but then that's what imaginations were for. Funny, the shots we had to imagine never seemed to miss, though... :)

      It's too bad the Palisades Micronauts never took off well enough to let them start selling ships. I bought at least one of every Palisades Micronaut they released a couple of years ago, but apparently nobody else did. Thank god for Takara Microman, they're enjoying a new worldwide high - I can't wait for ships!

      I agree with most of what others have already said about Lego. It's hard to imagine much when the ship is built with an instruction sheet, but I did notice that the Special Edition X-Wing they put out a few years ago was just the right size for a Micronaut. Get a bunch of the huge Technic sets and the first run Star Wars sets, mix in a little imagination and you've got the makings of a nice Micronaut/Lego space fleet.

    31. Re:Toys today! by Jonny+290 · · Score: 1

      heh, that'd be a brilliant idea, but i hope for their sake that they take the fly game out.

      Touch screen game + whack-a-mole clone + excited in round 4 = broken touch screen :(

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    32. Re:Toys today! by kaiwai · · Score: 1

      I second that. Remember technic lego, when you used to get a big bundle of stuff, and create a fork lift or a tractor, and you used things like cogs and pullies to make things work.

      Ah, the good old days :)

    33. Re:Toys today! by SWTP_OS9 · · Score: 1

      Heck I rembered when they introduces Wheels & lights. Those gray tires were strange!

  13. And by the bloody way... by Atrax · · Score: 2, Informative

    ... description mentions "the sinclair". What, the Sinclair C5? ZX81? Spectrum? or one of the later, uprated spectrums (spectra?)

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    1. Re:And by the bloody way... by JustinXB · · Score: 2, Funny

      Does it matter? You got made fun of either way.

    2. Re:And by the bloody way... by Atrax · · Score: 1

      damn straight!

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    3. Re:And by the bloody way... by Feanturi · · Score: 1

      Well, TFA has it listed at number 2. Here's the text if you couldn't get that far:

      Programmable proto-Playstations
      Never forget there are entire generations for whom giant stores like Hamleys and Toys 'R' Us were unimaginable fantasies on a par with space cars, food pills, and robot butlers. The rear sections of the catalogues were a 2D approximation of some incredible future where thousands of toys might be gathered in one place. As we grew up, though, we started to explore some of the other pages (and yes, thanks, the adolescent jokes about the underwear section have already been done - in 1996, by Frank Skinner, so let's leave it there, eh?). Girls tended to graduate to jewellery and, for the poor are always with us, occasionally the clothes. As far as boys were concerned, however, it was usually the digital watches that were first to attract attention, followed shortly (as noted elsewhere on this list) by the posh "scientific" calculators. Which brings us neatly to the rise of the home computer, a market entirely created by Clive Sinclair, whose previous experience in the electronics industry was successfully marketing the first pocket calculator. By 1981, he'd sold several hundred thousand Sinclair computers that were nominally more sophisticated but, with the introduction of the Spectrum 16k personal computer a year later, he finally hit paydirt. Inspiring the first generation of amateur programmers, the Spectrum (and Chipite-style rival, the Commodore 64) became a glorified games machine, cracking open opportunities in the software, peripherals and specialist magazine industries and bringing popular arcade classics into the living room. Enthusiasts and early adopters suffered from ropey British engineering and after-sales service, but for those of us who bought from catalogues, the choice was astounding (just check out any of the million web sites devoted to the history of home computers); random evocative name roll-call for Googling purposes - Kempston, Matthew Smith, Ultimate, Microdrive, Ocean, Mutant Camels, Crash, Jetpac, RS232, Chuckie Egg, QL, Elite. Shared experience memory-joggers for lazy comedy slags; waiting half an hour for a cassette game to load up, only to have the computer crash at the last second; typing in transcribed lines of BASIC from the back of Your Sinclair/64, only to have the computer crash at the last second; beating a high-score only to accidentally yank out the joystick/expansion port/power cable and cause the computer to crash at the last second. The fiercely competitive American triumvirate of Apple/Microsoft/IBM killed off the inept British micro business, after which only dedicated "consoles" appeared in the catalogues. However, where these limited micros scored over your Megadrives and Nintendos is that they at least allowed the owner to learn something about computing, if only the layout of the QWERTY keyboard at the very least, which laid the foundations for understanding the workings of PC operating systems, interfaces and networks, without which, etc.

  14. Down already by tjc0 · · Score: 2, Informative
    1. Re:Down already by crow · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, they split it up to 10 toys per page, and that one only lists numbers 100 through 91.

  15. stretch armstrong - that brings back memories by hansoloaf · · Score: 1
    I had speech impediments when I was young. I clamored to my parents that I wanted Stretch for Xmas.

    My parents proudly got me a SWAT model van kit instead.

    I stretched the van instead.

  16. The only thing I ever wanted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    for Christmas was a server that could stand up to an onslaught from slashdot.

  17. Great... by armer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now to rehash old wounds, a list of all the toys I ever wanted and never got. Merry Christmas!!...

    1. Re:Great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But seriously...

      I never got any of the cool toys for Christmas so now that I can afford them, I've gone out and bought myself the robotics lego set, an atari 2600 and 800 from e-bay, Mr. Potato Head, and even the big box of crayons with the sharpener.

      I'm probably not the most grown-up person in our neighborhood, but what does that get you anyway?

    2. Re:Great... by harrkev · · Score: 2, Funny

      I hear you, bro.

      I always wanted Rockem' Sockem' Robots when I was a kid. Never got it.

      Now, my son is 3-1/2. Guess what I got him a few months ago?

      I am glad that some of the retro 70's toys are cool again.

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    3. Re:Great... by FurryFeet · · Score: 1


      I always wanted Rockem' Sockem' Robots when I was a kid. Never got it.

      Now, my son is 3-1/2. Guess what I got him a few months ago?


      Liar. You didn't "get him" the robots. You used him to get them for yourself.
      Which is actually quite cool. My kid will get a big set of Mindstorms as soon as he is able to use them --or maybe a couple of years before that ;)

    4. Re:Great... by Cally · · Score: 1
      *choke* I feel your pain, brother. A kid at my school had _his_very_own_TV_set_. No worries about 'inappropriate content' back in the 70s - only there channels available, and everything stopped by midnight (or thereabouts... I never found out myself.)

      Also... was it just my school or did other schools have a 'bring toys in on last day of term' instant trauma-thon? Mebbe it was cos this was a small independent school (ie,fee-paying parents) - most of the kids' parents were from what would later be known as 'yuppie' parents, whilst mine were struggling to make ends meet to scrape the cash together. When I say struggling, I mean: home-baked bread (before the era of bread machines...) and our suburban back garden being largely turned over to fruit & vegetables. Chocolate was a once-a-year treat. God, we must have been so healthy!! ;)

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  18. ah by Manan+Shah · · Score: 1

    Ah the 70's. The abortion of the 20th century. Fun times though. ABBA ruled :)

    1. Re:ah by dastardly_villain · · Score: 1
      That was pretty freakin funny, except the 80's are definitely THE abortion of the 20th century.

      Where's the list for us 80's babies? Rubix cubes, Uno, Nintendo, Apple Computers ect... 1981

    2. Re:ah by Prophet+of+Nixon · · Score: 0

      What?! The 80s were the best decade ever!

  19. Merry Christmas, Daily Rotation! by Mudcathi · · Score: 1
    Season's Greetings - here's your slashdot

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  20. What I want to know is by Timesprout · · Score: 1

    If Santa is such a cool dude and his elves are so fucking industrious why couldn't I get laptops and cell phones for christmas when I was a kid, instead of something crappy with flashing lights and irritating beeping called Simon?

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    1. Re:What I want to know is by JustinXB · · Score: 1

      This year, you will. Santa outsourced his elves to India and China.

    2. Re:What I want to know is by corngrower · · Score: 1

      YOu weren't ready for it yet. You hadn't developed the intellectual capacity.

  21. Maybe this christmas... by LabRat007 · · Score: 0



    We can all pitch in and buy them a server that doesnt crash?

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    1. Re:Maybe this christmas... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow! This joke gets funnier and funnier for EVERY /.'ing for the past 6 years.

  22. Weebles! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Weebles wobble but they won't fall down!

    1. Re:Weebles! by SWTP_OS9 · · Score: 1

      You can get them at Grace Brothers.

  23. Mirror mirror by haam51 · · Score: 0

    Mirror Mirror on the wall were are theee to see me from the slashdottinnnnnnng

    1. Re:Mirror mirror by haam51 · · Score: 0

      great...correctionnnnn OK OK..didnt do the preview...but oh well... Mirror Mirror on the wall were are theee to save me from the slashdottinnnnnnng

  24. LAWN DARTS LAWN DARTS LAWN DARTS LAWN DARTS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    My friend and I used to throw them straight up in the air and then dodge them when they came back down! Can't believe we never made it to the ER or become darwin award nominees......

  25. Re:Down already - Now Come On Mods! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is no possible way that you can mod parent up. Think to yourself
    - The cache doesn't cache pics.
    - The cache is only for the last 10 or os in the list of 100.

    DON'T BURN YOUR MOD POINTS!!!

  26. Missing Poll Option by whiteranger99x · · Score: 1

    I was only a baby in the 70's you insensitive clod!! :P

    (for the record, I was alive for maybe 5 months in the 70's :)

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    1. Re:Missing Poll Option by schovanec · · Score: 0

      I pity you. I only had to suffer through a month of the 70s.

  27. North Pole: AKA Communist China by TrollBridge · · Score: 3, Funny

    NORTH POLE
    Leader: Big red guy.
    Employees: Countless little people.
    Labor Conditions: Servituude
    Cost of Product: Zero

    COMMUNIST CHINA
    Leader: Big red government.
    Employees: Countless little people.
    Labor Conditions: Servitude
    Cost of Product: Next to Zero

    I could go on, but I think you get the idea. Support capitalism, debunk the myth of Santa!

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  28. They Came from Innerspace by Lego-Lad · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Toys from the 1970's make me think of the Micronauts. They were by far much cooler than Star Wars figures, and the came BEFORE transformers.

    1. Re:They Came from Innerspace by s7uar7 · · Score: 1

      I'd forgotten all about those. If I remember, they had one big advantage over Star Wars figures - they had legs that bent. Oh, how we laughed at the older boys with their inferior Star Wars toys. Before having our bikes stolen.

    2. Re:They Came from Innerspace by Average_Joe_Sixpack · · Score: 1

      Ohhh they were nice and heavy too, one of my favorite childhood throwing weapons.

      1. 4 slotted Lincoln Log - Wing them like a German potato masher
      2. Hotwheel/Matchbox - Not accurate, but plentiful. Vans and trucks for close range.
      3. Micronaut Torso - Guaranteed to leave a red mark!
      4. Superball - Collateral damage
      5. Improvosed Lego Mortar - Leave some pieces loose for a shotgun effect

    3. Re:They Came from Innerspace by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I still have some marvel comics with the micronaughts

    4. Re:They Came from Innerspace by BrianRoach · · Score: 1

      Micronauts! Not just legs that bent ... they FIRED MISSLES. Little choking hazzard ones all the way up to big dart-gun size.

      A quick google search brought up ...
      http://www.micro-outpost.com/

      This was by far, my favorite childhood toy(s).

      I remember having so many of them ... the battle cruiser, the city, The black and white mechanical knights with horses (very cool, magnets and ball bearings for limb sockets) and one of the last was the air-powered "tube monorail" thing.

      You could also interchange all the parts from the various sets and vehicles.

      - Roach

  29. Skat Skoota by jag164 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A favorite contraption. I loved my Skat Skoota and my Erector Set. I can still get Erector Sets but I have never seen another Skat Skoota since the one I wore out by the mid-80's. *sniff*

    1. Re:Skat Skoota by MrNiceguy_KS · · Score: 1
      I loved my Skat Skoota and my Erector Set.

      Does this sound dirty to anyone else?

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    2. Re:Skat Skoota by bobdinkel · · Score: 1

      There's a place in Austin that sells these, although I don't think they're called Skat Skootas. The name of the store is Terra Toys.

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    3. Re:Skat Skoota by homerules · · Score: 1

      I didn't dare click on the link at work.

    4. Re:Skat Skoota by FurryFeet · · Score: 1

      Since my mind keeps s/Erector Set/Viagra, I'd like to know if Skat Skoota maybe some sort of vaginal euphemism? And if so, all I can say for the one you "wore out" is: ouch!

    5. Re:Skat Skoota by BrianDavis · · Score: 1

      I have a Skat Skoota, I was going to stick it on ebay. If you or anyone else is interested in it contact me at bdavis1313@aol.com Thanks, Brian

  30. Re:zero by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dear Santa,

    Since we have been good admins all year long, could you please send us:

    1 New Web Server.
    A nice fat internet connection.

    Sincerely,

    tv.cream.org admins.

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  31. Criteria, dates? by crow · · Score: 1

    One thing that would have been interesting is if they listed the year that the toy first came out, the year it was last produced (some are still sold today, like the Rubik's Cube), and the year that had the top sales (i.e., when it was "in" for Christmas).

    Unfortunately, with the site down, I can't even see what their criteria was.

  32. My $6,000,000 Man Action Figure... by Sideshow+Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    used to have his way with all of my sister's Barbies. Who could resist with his bionic leg, magnifying eye, red jump suit, and his oh-so-fuzzy head?

    1. Re:My $6,000,000 Man Action Figure... by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

      He had another "bionic" enhancement, but they had to edit it out of the show and subsequent toys, hence, your $6M Man figure was not anatomically correct.

    2. Re:My $6,000,000 Man Action Figure... by hal2814 · · Score: 1

      I had a $6000000 man as a hand-me-down in the 80's so he was the Fall Guy as far as I was concerned. I even found a miniature cowboy hat and a pickup truck he could fit in.

    3. Re:My $6,000,000 Man Action Figure... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      6mdm did not have a fuzzy head. You are thinking of an action man (or GI Joe, as you merkins would have it)

    4. Re:My $6,000,000 Man Action Figure... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've got a secret mission for you.

    5. Re:My $6,000,000 Man Action Figure... by wayward · · Score: 1

      I remember wanting a Barbie when I was around five because one of my friends had them. My mom thought that they were awful, but she gave me one for Christmas anyhow. Now I understand why my mom hated them.

    6. Re:My $6,000,000 Man Action Figure... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you get a Barbie and put needle tracks in her arms, so she could be Heather Thomas?

  33. I have a better idea... by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 1

    It might make more sense if SlashDot implemented a "pre-cache" feature which would make a local copy of the referenced site/story...or published someone else's cache (Google?) in addition to the regular link.

    1. Re:I have a better idea... by Afrosheen · · Score: 1

      /me chants Sitetorrent...sitetorrent..someone make the damn app already.

  34. Optimus Prime by brett77 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Transformers were among the coolest toys that I recall as a child. I can remember opening a new GO BOT and spending hours trying to figure out how to morph the figure into a plane, boom box, gun, etc. Quality made toys from what I remember, you just don't see this level of craftsmanship in any of the toys today.Transformers were among the coolest toys that I recall as a child. I can remember opening a new "GO BOT" and spending hour's trying to figure out how to morph the figure into a plane, boom box, gun, etc. These were quality toys from what I remember, which undoubtedly have stood the test of time; you just don't see this level of craftsmanship in any of the toys today, period.

  35. I owned a Flight Deck. by shippo · · Score: 1

    I came across this last week.

    I owned that toy called Flight Deck. It was produced by Airfix, more well known for making plastic model kits, but around this time they branched out into other things.

    Flight Deck comprised of a 1/72 scale F4 Phantom in Royal Navy colours attached to a loop of nylon fishing line. At each end was a pulley, the far end clamped to a chair or other furniture, and the near end attached to the top of a control column. The object of the game was to guide the F4 down onto a landing deck, which comprised of two 8-inch squares of carbord in a plastic frame, with a nylon arrester line tied to some flags, and cause the F4 to stop on the deck.

    The problem with the game is that it took up too much space, and therefore could only really be played outdoors. The fun also wore off after about 4 or 5 attempts, so it went back into the box very soon afterwards.

    There was a later version called Super Flight Deck; this had a catapult for take off added.

  36. quicksilver!!! by fbartho · · Score: 1

    Discontinued plastic labyrinth

    That hexagon maze with mecury kicked ass!!! I remember beeing fascinated with it, and going and taking it off the shelf and playing with it, and then one day accidentally breaking it... hmmmm... that might also explain some other things about me... :)

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    1. Re:quicksilver!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had actually two of those things - one that broke letting the "quicksilver" loose where it promptly disappeared between some floorboards. A second one was puchased and I don't know where it went to over the years - probably landfill somewhere.

  37. Kabala Game by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1

    Then there is that awesome Kabala game. Never seen anything like it since. We had two of them over the years, and all that survived was the black eye-sphere that was turned into a bomb prop in a movie.

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  38. Misguided rankings by sh00z · · Score: 1

    Vertibird is only number 64! IMHO, there was no better toy in the decade. I wore two of those babies out. Silly Brits.

  39. Ever notice? by dantheman82 · · Score: 1

    How come all the funny posts are always by people who've never even seen the article? Maybe down the road, we won't even need links because Insightful/Interesting posts will just offer alternative viewpoints and Funny posts will only have subject-related humor?

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  40. Sexual Connotations by Momoru · · Score: 1

    Why does it seem like half of these sound like sex toys? Finger Frights, Fuzzy Felt, Pocketeers, Smoking Monkey, etc...

    1. Re:Sexual Connotations by WoKKiee · · Score: 1

      No 61. Rock 'em Sock 'em Robots.

      From the article: ... the rather rarer British version was renamed... Raving Bonkers Fighting Robots ... wo square-jawed robots (named, in the English version, Biffer Bonker and Basher Bonker, but let's not dwell on it). ;-)

      And you all know what "bonk" means in the UK...

  41. Evil Knievel Stunt Bike by saddino · · Score: 1

    When I was in Kindergarden (1974) every boy wanted the Evil Knievel Stunt Bike due to the outrageous commercial that showed how it could "easily" do pop-up wheelies, jump ramps, and other incredible tricks. Of course, the commercial turned out to be somehwat faked since getting it to do more than fall over after a 3 foot dash proved to require endless patience.

  42. Try this Google search by bjdevil66 · · Score: 1

    It may not work any better than the last Google link did in that it doesn't have the pics, but give the Cache versions a try (the images may not work, but the text for toys 90-50 is there).

    Google Search Results for "site:www.tv.cream.org TV Cream Top 100 Toys"

  43. I just want ... by Y2 · · Score: 1

    I just want my old Digicomp II again.

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    1. Re:I just want ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lucky!!! I was stuck with the Digi-comp.

  44. What about the TRS-80? by Schweg · · Score: 1

    I campaigned for one for months in '79, and actually received it (albeit used) for Christmas that year. Best Christmas present (and investment by my parents) ever!

    1. Re:What about the TRS-80? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I got one in 1988, Model I Level I. Later upgraded to Level II with several double density floppy drives. Best $$ ever spent. My next computer was a Big Board II (Based off of the Big Board, based off of the Xerox 820. CP/M Z80 system on one large board. I had 8 double sided inch drives on this bad boy...)

    2. Re:What about the TRS-80? by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

      The Model I never came with floppies. And the model I was never sold in 1988. By then the Model IV was getting old, and Tandy was starting to go with the 1000 series.

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    3. Re:What about the TRS-80? by Alioth · · Score: 1

      This list being British, it was the ZX81 and then the Spectrum which was THE home computer. The Trash-80 was available in Britain, but no one had them.

    4. Re:What about the TRS-80? by mzs · · Score: 1

      Actually I had a model I and later added a expansion interface and floppy disk. Tandy even had a cartridge addapter for the CoCo, so you could connect floppy drives to pretty much any of the pre 1000 home computers.

  45. Rock 'em Sock 'em ROBOTS!!! by Marquis+de+Sade · · Score: 2, Funny

    SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!

    "You knocked his block off!"

    (...even as a child I felt a special love for offering pain...)

    HA! HAHA! SMACK AGAIN!!!

  46. More comparisons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    North Pole: Sleigh Ride

    Communists: Slay Tibetans

    North Pole: Marx toys

    Communists: Marxist joys

    North Pole: Ho Ho Ho

    Communists: Ho Chi Minh

    1. Re:More comparisons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not all of us.

      Some of us are going to Amsterdam this Christmas to get our "Ho, Ho, Ho".

      And just a little "High, High, High" afterwards.

    2. Re:More comparisons by Wolfrider · · Score: 1
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  47. Toy stores by El+Cabri · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What of the most unexpected pieces of happiness that came with becoming a father a few months ago was for me to return to toy stores. I had left the "Toy scene" twenty years ago when all my attention was diverted to getting and upgrading home computers for myself. European toys rule : Lego, Playmobil, Smurf figures were here for me, are still here.

  48. MOD PARENT UP!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    +1, Funny!

  49. Mirrordot has a full mirror by chrisbtoo · · Score: 1, Informative

    here.

    mirrordot++

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    1. Re:Mirrordot has a full mirror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Full my ass. That's one page.

      Try Coral

    2. Re:Mirrordot has a full mirror by chrisbtoo · · Score: 1

      So see my follow-up. What am I going to do, mod myself down?

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  50. nyud mirror by funkyjunkman · · Score: 1
  51. You'll put an eye out! by OxJawHand · · Score: 1

    I'm having problems viewing all the toys, but I hope they have Click-Clacks on the list. For those who don't remember, the toy consisted of two large acrylic balls attached by two strings. The object was to swing the balls and hit them together. This got pulled from the market really quickly, before I could convince my parents that I wouldn't hurt myself. Missing from the boy-centric list seem to be the giant Barbie head with make-up. That damn Dana! She had Mousetrap but would never play it with me.

    1. Re:You'll put an eye out! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remember those as being called "Clackers".....

    2. Re:You'll put an eye out! by EaterOfDog · · Score: 1

      Click clacks got pulled because once you got the hang of them, you could go so fast they exploded. Trust me on this one.

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  52. Google cache by mscdex · · Score: 1

    Since the site has obviously been slashdotted, here is the google cache for those who still wish to view the page.

  53. 50-in-1 Electronics Lab! Yeah!! by Artful+Codger · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I was born about 20 years too early for the Internet, so while waiting for Al Gore to actually get it done, I was an electronics geek in public & high school (early 70's)

    One year a prescient uncle gave me one of those kits, and I absolutely devoured it over the next several months. Highlights were the various radio circuits, audio amplifiers where you pressed that pink crystal earphone into service as a microphone, and the pinnacle - an AM transmitter.

    Thanks in part to that thing, I went straight into electronics after high school and had a great 20 year career in broadcast electronics before jumping into programming several years ago.

    Thanks for the link. Those were good memories.

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    1. Re:50-in-1 Electronics Lab! Yeah!! by Graemee · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I had one. My cousin's had the 75-in-1 RS kit and I got the 50-in-1. Spent years building and modding different circuits. Then one day in a quest for power, and to majorly annoy my sisters I built the TV jammer circuit and connected a very large battery. The battery was a military brick style, I think it had 120+ AA in series and parallel to make 15V with just a few amps. When the diodes exploded and the potentiometer caught fire the fun ended. So sad. It was however very cool.

    2. Re:50-in-1 Electronics Lab! Yeah!! by chickenrob · · Score: 1

      My buddy had one of those, we would patiently wire up circuit after circuit, only to be dissapointed that the "lie detector" did not beep when he asked me my name and I replyed rumplestiltskin. I had one of those build your own short wave radio sets. Never did get the am receiver to work, but I did pull in a couple short wave stations. I strung wire out my bedroom window as an antenna and heard someone talking fastly in some unfamiliar language. We did end up blowing up some of these kits by trying to up the power with more, bigger batteries or once plugging into a mosel train power supply. Yikes!

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  54. .... of the first page by chrisbtoo · · Score: 1

    mirrordot--
    chrisbtoo--

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  55. On your Bike by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's my Chopper and your not going to play with it....

  56. Do not taunt by Reignking · · Score: 1

    Is Happy Fun-Ball on the list?

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  57. Toy Safety by binderhead126 · · Score: 1

    I remember growing up in the late 80's, before sue happy America really got going. I asked for (and got) a woodburning kit for my birthday. I thought it was cool that I could plug it in and get hundreds of watts of raw heat. Funny thing was, the only warning that the product could start fires (aside from the painfully short 6 foot cord) was that the tip got hot and could cause injury. A single sentence in about six pages of tips and hints on its use. Ahh, the good old days.......

  58. Mego Spidey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mego Spidey better be on there.

    Where would we get our regular dose of Twisted Toyfare Theater if not for Mego Spidey?

  59. Re:zero by lbmouse · · Score: 1

    ...and a fire extinguisher.

    Here's a Google Cache.

  60. bittersweet memories by catdevnull · · Score: 4, Funny

    I remember back in '73, I got a GI Joe--the 12" action figure from the Viet Nam War era! He had rough beard and pre-camouflage utility uniform. VERY cool and manly. But then, my dad exploited my colorblindness by giving me a pink banana seat high-riser girl's bike he bought from a police auction for $5. Cheap bastard.

    I think that was "tough love." But, on the bright side, I get to pick his retirement home.

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    1. Re:bittersweet memories by greenshoe · · Score: 1

      Oh, y3ah!

      W33l then I got first post, and so there! and, and, and, windows sux and lniux is cool, and and I can't spell because I'm too l33t.

  61. Mattel's police helicopter set by Graemee · · Score: 1

    http://www.whirlybirdcentral.com/faq.htm#V1

    I was really, really good that decade, but I never did get one.

    I also liked the Hot Wheels power house. The battery operated "car shooter" that you could connect to your track and make the car "endlessly" loop. Except I had more matchbox cars, they and the few hot wheels I had would stick. "Not for use with all cars"

    Still it was fun a on a good set of batteries and the right one or two cars.

    1. Re:Mattel's police helicopter set by Lego-Lad · · Score: 1

      Whirly bird! Yes! That thing was so much fun, for as simple as it was. There was a fire rescue version, too.

  62. LEGOs by crow · · Score: 2, Informative

    LEGOs have been changing for quite some time, but in many ways they're not much different. There were always specialty sets and special-purpose pieces. I remember the blue train tracks and ladders from the 70s, just as an example.

    Certainly they have a lot more special pieces in current sets. Some of them are hard to use for a different purpose, but some of them are great for a wide variety of alternate uses.

    Perhaps the biggest change of the last few years is the huge variety of colors available. There are multiple shades of most colors, including orange, purple, and many others. And they changed brown, grey, and dark grey to be slightly different colors.

    But now you can go and buy a bucket of 1000 basic pieces for $20, so unlike twenty years ago, you're not limited to the sets.

    1. Re:Legos by MrP-(at+work) · · Score: 1

      Obviously you don't work for them, or else you would know its LEGO not "legos".. No S at the end, 1 lego = lego,2 lego = lego, lots of lego = lots of lego, etc.

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  63. where can we still buy these? by lashi · · Score: 1
    I can't get to the article, but for those of us who are young(ish) and didn't get a chance to play with them, can we still buy some of those stuff?

    I am particularly interested in the science projects and the electronics stuff from the description here.

    And yes, I know you can still get Legos. I would appreciate links for some of the rare ones please.

  64. Anyone remember Capsela? by Domini · · Score: 2, Informative

    It's like Mecano, just cleaner... I really wanted this as a child, and was surprised to find it again.

    Check out Capsela

    From the site:

    Description: Max Out comes with 108 interlocking parts to construct over 100 land and water projects inicluding a tug boat, water pump, crane, cable lift, generator, steam roller, tricycle, vacuum cleaner and as many simple machines as your imagination can conceive. Includes a full color Science Discovery Design Manual with easy to follow assembly instructions, as well as an illustrated basic Science Booklet to explore 18 physical science principles. Children of all abilities from age 7 and up will be fascinated with tangible demonstrations of electric circuits, motion energy, friction and traction, buoyancy, vacuums, and other real-life concepts as they discover the fun of science in motion with Capsela!

    1. Re:Anyone remember Capsela? by Prophet+of+Nixon · · Score: 0

      Capsela is awesome, I've got the programmable motor controller for it around the house somewhere

    2. Re:Anyone remember Capsela? by rjstanford · · Score: 1

      I had large quantities of the stuff. My dad would go to the US (we lived in the UK at the time) back in the 80s, and would bring back whatever the largest kit was at the time as a kind of, I don't know, guilt offering or something. That was way cool, you could build all sorts of stuff - especially with the floats involved. Impellers, worm drives, mmm...

      And, naturally, I have no idea wtf happened to it all. Ah, well.

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    3. Re:Anyone remember Capsela? by MikeXpop · · Score: 1

      Those are old?

      I got a set for christmas a few years ago. 1996 maybe (I was 8 then)? They were fun. I still have them. But I never knew they were old. I had never heard of them before. Actually, come to think of it, now's the only time I've heard them mentioned outside of my house.

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    4. Re:Anyone remember Capsela? by Domini · · Score: 1

      I had them in 1980... dunno since when they were made tough. Never saw them anywhere (in my country) after that. Even on the internet it's scarce to buy and expensive... that link is the cheapest I could find with the best shipping rates.

    5. Re:Anyone remember Capsela? by Domini · · Score: 1

      My problem as well... it all just *vanished*! ;)

      I'm buying this for my young nephew now... (a birthday gift)

  65. 5 months in the 70's by frovingslosh · · Score: 4, Funny
    I was alive for maybe 5 months in the 70's

    Me too, and I was born in the 50's.

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  66. *Sigh*... I miss dangerous toys by phillymjs · · Score: 3, Funny

    I didn't get very far in the list before the /. effect thwarted me, but my God, someone actually put a blob of mercury in a toy??? Oh, how I long for the days of my youth!

    The lack of dangerous toys are a major part of why American society is going to hell in a handbasket. Back in the good old days, Darwinism made sure only the strongest, toughest, smartest kids survived. Nowadays, you can't hurt yourself with toys even if you try, playgrounds have 3 inches of soft rubber under everything, and they don't even have monkeybars (and you risk an NAACP protest march if you still call them monkeybars). The soft, stupid children survive into adolesence or adulthood and end up cracking for one reason or another and shooting up their school or workplace.

    There's a bash.org quote that says, why don't we thin the herd of idiots in this country by taking the safety labels off everything for a while? I say we go one better and bring back toys that were deemed too dangerous and were removed from the market.

    ~Philly

    1. Re:*Sigh*... I miss dangerous toys by EaterOfDog · · Score: 1

      And they took out the damn merry go rounds too. We used to play "Hang On." One kid gets in the middle and the other kids spin it as fast as possible. The trick is to stay in the middle, as soon as you get off center, you're out of there.

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    2. Re:*Sigh*... I miss dangerous toys by SWTP_OS9 · · Score: 1

      Could be. Maybe that why the world was always a little leary of the US. We played with toy that would kill, mutilate and blow up the place. But for some strange reason we survived!

      Wasent there a SNL skit on some "toy makes" that had a "Bag of Glass" and "Little Jonny Switch Blade?"

  67. CoCo 2 and CoCo 3... by SeanDuggan · · Score: 1

    I have fond memories of playing Downfall (Super-Mario variant basically), Dunegons of Daggorath, Enchanter, Rad Warrior... of course almsot all of the games were pirated, but I didn't know any better back then. *sigh* Those were the days my friend.

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    1. Re:CoCo 2 and CoCo 3... by SWTP_OS9 · · Score: 1

      Since it a lot of British stuff suprise there were no Dragon software or the computer { AKA COlor Computer } on the list.

  68. Simon by ottergoose · · Score: 1

    My friend made a neat Simon OS X app. If the four keys aren't challenging enough, try it with 9 or 16. Who says you can't be a gamer with OS X ;-)

  69. The best recent toy by Prophet+of+Nixon · · Score: 0

    is definitely those talking "Hulk Hands" things... Its incredibly fun to grab a pair of them in WalMart and then try to pick up whatever things you came to WalMart to get with the clumsy gloves, which are incessantly screaming "HULK SMASH!"...

    Its even more fun if you get a few people and do it!

  70. stretch armstrong by dmh20002 · · Score: 1

    I loved the stretch armstrong. It was heavy and you could really hurt someone with it.

  71. Legos by upsidedown_duck · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Top toy from the 70s: Legos
    Top toy from the 80s: Legos
    Top toy from the 90s: Legos
    Top toy from the 00s: Legos

    No, I don't work for them, but having seen all the expensive-single-purpose-toy-with-no-volume-contro l-played-for-for-ten-minutes-and-thrown-into-a-clo set crap sold at stores I really appreicate how valuable toys like Legos are. And, guess what?!? Legos are still in business! You don't have to peddle ADD-inducing crap to entertain children!

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  72. Tomy Caveman by hattig · · Score: 1

    Ah, I had a Tomy Caveman when I was young. It rocked totally.

    http://www.miniarcade.com/tomy/caveman.htm

    I had a fair few on that top 100 list as well, eep.

  73. For a budding secret agent... by Astreja · · Score: 1

    Best Christmas presents I ever got, circa 1966:

    - A Secret Sam Spy Kit (periscope, camera and missile-launching pistol, all fitting into a plastic briefcase), and

    - A chemistry set! (I made blue ink from the sodium ferrocyanide, fingerprint dust from the carbon powder, and sparklers from the iron filings.)

    Ah, to be an eight-year-old girl again... *sigh*

    1. Re:For a budding secret agent... by SWTP_OS9 · · Score: 1

      There was also the 007 atachi case with "Plastic" Bullets" and "Dagger". Fireball XL5 set with real launching space ship.

      Wanted a chemister set but found plenty of other chemical around to have fun with!

  74. #0 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    New server and new connection. Damn slashdot.

  75. Stretch Armstrong Was Edible by simetra · · Score: 1

    These girls I went to school with, they would eat the stretchy material inside Stretch. I believe it was actually corn syrup, or some form thereof.

    I never tried it, though I did have a Stretch.

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    1. Re:Stretch Armstrong Was Edible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It really was the age of innocence.

      These days you'll get arrested when you let schoolgirls eat your Stretch.

  76. It actually made #18 by Prince+Vegeta+SSJ4 · · Score: 1

    woohoo

  77. Toys and Parents by SpaceTaxi · · Score: 1
    Spent last night Christmas shopping for my two sons, one 5 the other 2. Here are some thoughts.
    • How much "Original Star Wars Trilogy" merchandise can you fit in a ToysRUs? I saw Legos, Kenner reworks, even little figures and X-wings for the under 3 kids. Obviously, the idea here (besides promoting the DVD release) is to appeal to the parent's nostalgia. But I'm not going to buy this stuff for my kids who have no frame of reference for Star Wars (or science fiction for that matter).

    • For whatever reason, all the cool toys I played with in the 70's aren't around. Slot cars are dead because RC is so cheap. They don't make whirlybirds anymore for product safety concerns, and I missed the last time anyone remade those Evel Knievel motorcycles you could rev up and jump over is RV.

    • I've reduce toy buying decisions for boys to the following. The toy should either be (or assembled into) either a 1) cool guy, or 2) cool vehicle. If cool guy can fit into cool vehicle, then extra bonus points. If guy or vehicle can still be cool without sporting weapons of mass destruction, double bonus.
    1. Re:Toys and Parents by harrkev · · Score: 1

      You can still get the whirlybirds. I saw them in a KB store in the mall a few months ago. It is not made by the same company, and has a different name. I am sure that the stickers and logos do not quite match. But it still had exactly the same two-lever control, and the concept is exactly the same.

      I had the Evel Knievel cycle. Mine even shot sparks out of the tailpipe. Those were the days.

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  78. Wait... by spac3manspiff · · Score: 0

    They frogot grass and drugs!

  79. $6,000,000 ?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's one expensive action figure of man!

  80. More Than Meets The Eye by lavar78 · · Score: 1

    Let me get this straight: Transformers, some of the coolest toys ever made, are (A) lumped in with Zoids and (B) ranked all the way down at #92? Give me a break! I can't even be bothered to finish the list after seeing that.

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  81. Re:Toy Safety by mshaslam · · Score: 0

    Yea. I remember the chemistry sets of yester year. These days they would be considered a weapons of mass distruction related program activity, and owning one would earn you a quick trip to Gitmo.
    Apparently the current kits consist of watered down lemon juice (it could get in your eyes!) and some PH cards. Heck, I bet they don't even come with a bunson burner. I pity the children of today.[shakes head sadly]

  82. Too many "least loser" games by ebh · · Score: 1

    One of my memories from the mid 70's is the proliferation of games in those days that were of the "least loser" variety. Most of these had names starting with "Don't", like "Don't Break the Ice" (one of my five-year-old's favorites right now). You never won these games--the object was to go the longest without doing the thing that made you lose.

    I'm not sure why, but for some reason this made the games less fun for me. Maybe it was because most of those games (DBtI being a notable exception) had no way of forcing your opponent to lose, so there wasn't much strategy involved.

    1. Re:Too many "least loser" games by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It probably had something to do with Vietnam. Sure, maybe the US mostly lost, but at least we didn't lose as badly as France. And we still had a country to go back to, not like those unlucky Vietnamese.

  83. Merlin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I spent countless hours and batteries playing the "Magic Square" on that thing.

    After a while I got bored with it and took it apart. Fascinating toy!

    1. Re:Merlin by Zaiff+Urgulbunger · · Score: 1

      Merlin was brilliant! And I refute what was written on the website about it using up batteries quickly -- 'cos the lights were LED's, they were much more efficient than the light blubs in Simon.

      Great game. I think I might still have it somewhere....

  84. Rubics Big Cube by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 1

    I noticed the illustration for the Rubic;s Cube was of the 4^3 version, not the standard 3^3 one. The standard cube I could solve, but the bigger one was pure evil, along with Alexander's Star and a few other vaiants.

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  85. Where is Rebound? by Rob+Parkhill · · Score: 1

    What? No Rebound?

    This list is a sham!

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  86. Legos Legos Legos Legos Legos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    who the hell calls them LEGO?

    everyone calls them legos -- certainly every kids does. I can still remember reading some 'parental guidlines' that instructed parents to encourage their children to call them 'lego blocks' and avoid "legos" at all costs. utter marketdroid b.s. It's been, what, 30+ years and the Lego corp still hasn't gotten it through their thick blockheaded skulls?
    legos legos legos legos legos legos legos

    1. Re:Legos Legos Legos Legos Legos by upsidedown_duck · · Score: 1


      Legos legos legos legos legos legos legos.

      This is fun. Almost as fun as playing with...legos!

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  87. Obscure Toys by ClownsScareMe · · Score: 1

    Does anyone remember the toys from the early 80's that were robots with saw blades in their chests? You could wind them up and the blades would spin. Also, their heads were cockpits with little tiny gold and silver guys in them. I would kill to buy some of those now.

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  88. Weebles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They didn't mention the slogan: "Weebles wobble but they don't fall down". I've just realised why they didn't mention it.

  89. Re:OT - sig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    I believe that's actually SHINE on...

  90. If you view the source... by beetle496 · · Score: 1
    If you view the source, you will see:
    <meta name="GENERATOR" content="Galoob">
    Hilarious!
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  91. Serious nostalgia by Xilman · · Score: 1

    You can tell I'm a child of the seventies. (Well, the sixties actually but I never grew up.)

    I only checked out the first couple of pages, but I can reveal that I presently own a mercury maze, a 4x4x4 Rubik cube, a Mastermind, ...

    I've owned several others but they're are no longer in my posession, and recognize the rest.

    Paul

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    1. Re:Serious nostalgia by wayward · · Score: 1

      Oooh, I remember MasterMind too. That was kind of fun, though I remember liking Othello better.

  92. Mr. Hanky ... by ProfM · · Score: 1
    I'm surprised (well not really) that Mr. Hanky construction set didn't make the top lists.


    It's even part chemestry set, since I have to make my own Mr. Hanky

  93. Pyraminx by wayward · · Score: 1

    Does anyone remember the Pyraminx, which was sort of like a Rubik's cube, but pyramid-shaped? At first, it seemed really cool, and then it was boring because it was too easy.

    1. Re:Pyraminx by Xilman · · Score: 1
      Does anyone remember the Pyraminx, which was sort of like a Rubik's cube, but pyramid-shaped?

      Yup. Still got one, along with a 3x3x3 cube, a 4x4x4 cube and something that looks like an octagonal cylinder but is really a 3x3x3 cube in disguise.

      Paul

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    2. Re:Pyraminx by SWTP_OS9 · · Score: 1

      There was that and Rubic Magic. Yep the one that had a solution book at the same time as the puzzle! Problemwas you could gum up the plastic strings holding the parts together.

  94. Sampling bias by PurpleBob · · Score: 1

    I imagine the toys from today that happen to still be usable 25 years from now will generally be pretty rugged, too.

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  95. Huh? by sapbasisnerd · · Score: 1
    "Not a single toy I don't remember from my American youth"

    Yah right, every wholesole American child played with the Test Match Cricket set, seemingly dozens of Dr. Who themed toys and an arcane tabletop version of footer.

    OK I'll grant you some of the heavy hitters where there like Battling Tops but a North American version of this list would be at least 40% different.

  96. Ludacris did a music video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rap star ludacris did a video with effects that gave him Hulk like arms. I normally hate rap(since I am not a nigger), but even I liked this vid!

  97. This list has alot of English toys. by zymano · · Score: 1

    Yes , i had the flying helicopter,evil knievel, led spaceship and played alot of with the rest at the toy store.

    This list has some I haven't seen before. I have to think with the writing being 'english-centric' that alot of these toys sold in England. I think a U.S. list would be close. The escape from Clodestak(whatever) game was eye opening.

  98. ZX Spectrun not from the 70s! by n6kuy · · Score: 0

    Our cool family computer toy from the 70s was the Imsai 8080... and we played a TTY version of Star Trek on it (except there was something not quite right with the TV Typerwriter, so it displayed as Star Vrek)... This we did after loading up BASIC from punch tape. Oh yeah, the punch tape was a pirated copy of MS BASIC. I guess we contributed to Microsoft being the Most Ripped Off Company Around....

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  99. No. 57 - Galaxy Invader 1000 by grumpycat · · Score: 1
    Hey, it's there!!!!

    I wrote a clone of this fantastic game for the Gameboy Advance.

    Check it out at GBADev

    Grumpy.

  100. Mystery Date (1970) by rotenberry · · Score: 1

    How can anyone talk about games in the 1970s and omit Milton Bradley's "Mystery Date"? (The orginal and not the recent Hasbro version.)

    See http://tesla.liketelevision.com/liketelevision/tun er.php?channel=535&format=tv&theme=toyland

    Easily the dumbest, most sexist board game ever created.

  101. Stretch Armstrong by touqueguy · · Score: 0

    I got a Stretch Armstrong for my birthday when they re-issued them in the 90's. My friend and I reeeealy stretched him and all of the weird corn starch stuff came out, so we just left it there. My dad came later to clean it up.

  102. ATARI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My Atari 400 rocked!! Flat key board, 16K ram, BASIC cartridge.

  103. uninformed by CoffeeJedi · · Score: 1

    every time toys are mentioned on slashdot, someone inevitably brings up the "Lego was better when you didn't have all these Star Wars kits! there's no imagination anymore" or if you're really old "I had Lego before all this space and castle silliness! it was so much better"

    have you seen Lego lately? sure, the Star Wars sets are there... but *gasp* SO ARE THE BASIC SETS!

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    1. Re:uninformed by CoffeeJedi · · Score: 1

      ok... no sure how that happened... but:
      every time toys are mentioned on slashdot, someone inevitably brings up the "Lego was better when you didn't have all these Star Wars kits! there's no imagination anymore" or if you're really old "I had Lego before all this space and castle silliness! it was so much better"

      have you seen Lego lately? sure, the Star Wars sets are there... but *gasp* SO ARE THE BASIC SETS! a feature so many /.'ers neglect (because then they couldn't sound so curmodgeonly)

      yeah... basic sets, like "dinosaurs" or "robots" which gives you a bunch of generic parts and some dino or robo instructions.
      robobot set

      I grew up with the themed Legos and that NEVER stopped me or any other kid i knew from building freeform creative models

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  104. The Raleigh chopper/Tonka trucks by Alioth · · Score: 1

    Two toys I always wanted (but never had) were Tonka trucks and the Raleigh Chopper (the bike pictured). Fortunately, my friends always let me play with theirs. I remember one memorable winter doing construction outdoors in the snow using Tonka bulldozers and quarry trucks.

    The Chopper was a fantastic bike. No, it was THE bike.

    1. Re:The Raleigh chopper/Tonka trucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > The Chopper was a fantastic bike. No, it was THE bike.

      This is true. The Chopper RULED!

      I was a bit young at the time to get a Chopper - so when I was old enough to get a bike I got a Raleigh Striker (and then when BMXs came out a Raleigh Night Burner).

      Sigh.

      Wheelies and who can pull the longest skid.

      Happy memories. . . . . .

  105. Make your own ! (instructions included) by dingfelder · · Score: 1
    I stole these instructions from the web bu thought you all could use them:

    Ingredients (per single Lawn Dart):
    1. Model Rocket tube w/ fins attached
    2. Threaded steel rod, 1 1/2" long
    3. Threaded hose fitting (female)
    4. Electrical tape
    5. Glue
    6. 12-gauge shotgun shell (optional)


    Not that anyone should ever construct this, but if one were to imagine building such a nefarious device, here's how one might do so.

    Go to the hobby store and purchase a model rocket tube with the fins already attached (get the biggest fins possible!).

    Take the tube to the hardware store and find a threaded steel rod (around a foot-and-a-half long) that fits snugly inside, with about four inches sticking out of the rear (that's the hand-hold).

    To weight the dart in front, use a threaded hose fitting, screwing it down until there are roughly four inches exposed.

    Now, this is already a deadly weapon. But just in case one is imagining something deadlier.

    Get a 12-gauge shotgun shell.

    Unfold the end, and dump out the buckshot, and as much gunpowder as you feel comfortable with.

    Slip the empty shell onto the nose of your dart (the primer, or explosive metal part is on the tip), and tape it down tight.

    Move your target from the yard to the cement driveway, throw your dart, and run like hell in the opposite direction.

    Wait for explosion. Keep lawyer's name on speed dial.
  106. Erector Set anyone? Lincoln Logs? by bani · · Score: 1

    I'm suprised erector set didn't make the list... and what about lincoln logs?

  107. I must have had a pretty good childhood... by EdinBear · · Score: 1
    ...since I ended up owning nearly a third of this list!

    Some of them I'd completely forgotten about too. Ahhh.... Nostalgia for 30somethings...

    Here's my list - all 30

    100 Finger Frights
    99 Fuzzy Felt
    98 Pocketeers
    95 Quicksilver Maze
    93 Rubik's Cube
    92 Zoids/Transformers
    91 Electronic Project/Chemistry set
    90 Mastermind
    81 Merlin
    79 Viewmaster
    77 Uncle Remus kits
    70 Tonka truck
    68 Perfection
    65 Spud Gun
    51 A radio controlled car
    48 Silly Putty
    43 Slime
    42 Cadbury's Chocolate Machine
    40 Game and Watch
    37 Cluedo
    36 Battling Tops
    35 Spirograph
    28 Magic Rocks
    27 Shaker Maker
    16 Tasco Telescope
    8 Sea Monkeys
    5 Airfix Model Plane
    4 Top Trumps
    2 A computer
    1 A bike

    I'd bring back the Battling Tops - they were they best!

    EdinBear ! x

  108. 5 Guns and a Nazi Game? by witcomb · · Score: 1

    5 Guns and a Nazi Game? Hmm, I don't think you get good old-fashioned fun like that anymore.

  109. Ghost gun? by DaveNay · · Score: 1

    My favorite was the Ghost Gun. This was a gun shaped toy that had a flashlight inside it and you put a strip of transparent ghosts inside it (like a film negative). The light then projected the ghost image on the wall, and when you pulled the trigger, some sort of pis would put a hole in the transparency. It would look like you shot the ghost. I think I got this for Christmas around '75 or '76.

  110. Looking for Merlin '99 by doctechniqal · · Score: 1

    Many shareware/freeware games download sites have a link to a Windows version of Merlin (#81 on the list); unfortunately the site the link points to that hosted the download for many years is now gone. Does anyone know where I can acquire the download now?

  111. I've already got one, you see. by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

    #88 Wade Whimsies. I have that hedgehog. (Although I suspect mine is from the pre-war vintage.) Scary!

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  112. Tinker Toys by mteichrob · · Score: 1

    What about tinker toys!?! I'm surprised they didn't make the list. Oh, the countless hours wasted building towns, cars, and other pointless things... now I just build software.

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    1. Re:Tinker Toys by SWTP_OS9 · · Score: 1

      The current version is PC'ed. IE it made out of plastic!

  113. they might want to talk another look at the by geekoid · · Score: 1

    Rubics cube they have as number 93.
    its side are 4 by 4, unlike the traditional cube which is 3 by 3.

    this wouldn't be an issue if it wasn't for this statement:
    "54 multicoloured facets of hell "

    errr lets see

    4*4*6

    16*6

    96.

    hehe

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  114. Once again by geekoid · · Score: 1

    giving the person using lego more options to choose from is a good thing.

    My son has a few sets. He puts them together as per the box, then later dismantles them to use the unique pieces in something he created himself.

    now, if a commercial tie in helps kepe lego around, then good for them.

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  115. Evil Kenievel Motorcycle! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Man this was the best toy ever. You could spectacularly recreate every one of his bone breaking crashes in thier full glory. It was great, when you created a new jump or obstacle you just winded the crap out of it until your arm was flying out of control and your ears were about to explode from the piercing creshdo of whirling gears and upcoming mayhem and then you let it rip! The best part was that if you jump wasn't successful, it wasn't a big deal, because most of his weren't either. Good times. I've also heard (from others) that family cats and dog were glad when this toy was not produced anymore. Not that I ever spent hours chasing them around the house with Mr Kenievel and his motorcycle

  116. that right by geekoid · · Score: 1

    we don't want to teach children about giving just for giving sake. we should teach them to take what ever they want, and if they see someone who needs help, be sure to charge them.

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    1. Re:that right by to+be+a+troll · · Score: 1

      if you believe Christmas is about giving for the sake of giving you must not be living in a commercialized capitalist society... Christmas anymore is about slavery to large corporations...that as an obedient consumer you must buy at least one product for every single person you know on the list.

      If someone buys you something for the simple fact that something made them think of you, isn't it much more meaningful if they do this at any time of the year other than Christmas?

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  117. NOOO!!! by azav · · Score: 1

    Who can forget SST's!!

    Plastic cars with a big rip cord driven wheel that would zoom down the asphalt and hopefully crash into the one your friend sent the same way!

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    1. Re:NOOO!!! by SWTP_OS9 · · Score: 1

      Those heavy flywheel card wer a perffict battering ram!

      I think Dell comics even did a seried based on the SST.

  118. more correctly by geekoid · · Score: 1

    it removed children whoes parent where irresponsible from the gene pool.

    BTW, my sons school still calls them monkey bars.
    Since when did the NAACP care about monkeys?

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    1. Re:more correctly by phillymjs · · Score: 1

      My post was a slight exaggeration, but here is what I was referring to.

      ~Philly

  119. Make-yer-own-electronics lab by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You really *are* a codger :-) even older than me. (I graduated HS in late 70's) I had several of the Radio Shack electronics labs during my childhood, and while they were cool to get as Christmas gifts, the best thing about growing up in the 1970's was that my dad owned a TV and CB radio repair shop and I grew up in his shop. Nothing beats getting your hands on tons of parts and old scrap TVs, stereos, VCRs, CBs, etc and building whatever you pleased from scratch. Before I even got my driver's license I'd built by own metal detectors, tube type guitar amps, theremin, etc, and even had a 23-channel CB radio and 50 watt linear amp mounted on the handlebars of my 10-speed bike with a 102" stainless steel whip antenna mounted on the rear axle bracket. The sealed lead-acid batteries were heavy as hell attached to the frame under the seat where most folks attached tire pumps and water bottles, and would only run the rig for about an hour of so before needing a recharge. Everybody who saw my bike got a kick out of it.

    Never got into computers until college though, since the only ones really available were things like the Altair 8800, SWTPC 6800, IMSAI 8080 etc, and those were kinda expensive for a small town poor boy like me. My college freshman year as an EE major, I learned how to program in Fortran on punched cards as my very first programming language (on a real computer bigger than a TI calculator), and I was hooked. Changed my major to computer science instead and the rest is history.

    Merry Christmas fellow Slashdotters!

  120. Memories... *sniffle* by phillymjs · · Score: 1

    That's some list. Not counting the generic 'bike' and 'computer,' I had 22 of the items on it at some point in my childhood. Hell, I still have Merlin in its original box, the Hangman set in near-perfect condition, an old Radio Shack Armatron that turns 20 either this Christmas or next and looks new (though I don't think I have the objects that came with it), and a Big Trak with Transport that is cosmetically fine but needs a little mechanical work.

    My parents were big into educational toys, so I've also got a boxed 2XL with a bunch of tapes for it, and a boxed Gabriel (I think) Show 'n Tell with a stack of filmstrips for it. I swear I'm the only kid who ever had one of these things, because I cannot find any mention of it at all on Google. It was a record/filmstrip player that had a light green and white color scheme and looked like a small TV with a turntable on top. If anybody knows what the hell I'm talking about and has seen a web page on the thing somewhere, please contact me.

    Sadly, none of these things that survived to this day in such good condition are really worth any money today. Apparently my more rare and collectable toys were given away.

    ~Philly

  121. Oh the signs of aging.... by tdhillman · · Score: 1

    I'm an old /.'er. The toys of my youth are not there in any way shape or form. For those of you inclined to laugh at someone who grew up in the early 60's:

    Lincoln Logs.

    Tinker Toys.

    Erector Sets.

    A good wagon.

    An equally good toboggan or sled (New England bias>)

    A plain old drum.

    Bridges and Girders.

    Skittles

    The list goes on forever- did I see Rock 'em Sock 'em Robots?

    Most notable? Nothing on this list required electricity in any form to function. How times have changed.

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  122. Where is the lite-brite? by v1 · · Score: 1

    You must remember it, that white box with the 40 watt bulb in it, with the front panel full of holes - you'd put a piece of paper in between the two front plates and plug in plastic colored pegs that would then glow by the light behind the paper.

    I can't believe that diidn't make the list - everyone had one. And oh how those pegs hurt when stepped on with bare feet in deep shag carpet early in the morning!

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  123. What? No 2-XL? by discHead · · Score: 1

    Man, I loved that thing. Okay, so it was a glorified 8-track tape player. But it was very weird and silly and, well, sort of educational, I guess. And, as an extra-spiffy hack, it could even be rigged to play a simple strategy game.

    Well, at least Merlin made the list...

  124. Lego Today by Ryan+Mallon · · Score: 1
    Not only that, but lego sets these days contain so many special pieces to make the models more closely resemble their movie conterparts that it takes all the fun out of construction.

    In the old days to build something like a pirate ship or castle you needed to figure out how to arrange the various rectangular blocks together to make the right shapes. Now you just grab the large pre-made lego pieces and all the work is done for you.

  125. So, was Major Matt Mason a late '60s thing? by txmadman · · Score: 1

    Because he and his intrepid band of astronauts pretty much defended my room for about four years, I thought until the early '70s.

  126. What about the Japanese toys? Shogun Warriors? by DesScorp · · Score: 1

    The 70's were the great dawning of Japanese pop culture in the US. We grew up watching Speed Racer and Ultraman on TV in the early 70's, so when the toys started arriving, wow. Anyone remember the first Shogun Warriors toys? The big ones, not those little 4 inch figures from the 80's...man, how I wanted those. Especially Raydeen and Great Mazinga. They were two-freakin' feet tall! Maybe that's why I hated 80's toys so much...all the action figures were small. I never forgave 'em for replacing the real, hairy, foot tall GI Joes with those little plastic figures.

    There's a great page on the Shogun Warriors toys here.

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  127. Help! What was the name of this 80's toy????? by bmooney28 · · Score: 1

    Anyone remember this toy? It was a guy you could tear off his arms, then put in a "chamber" with some goo (slime stuff) and it would make his arms stick back on (regenerate)? He looked reptilian maybe? And he might have been a spinoff of he-man. I'd love to find a pic of it, or atleast the name. (This is an ongoing discussion at www.clinko.com currently... PLEASE help... we have just about given up!!!!)

  128. YES STARBIRD! YES! by SamSeaborn · · Score: 1
    Wow -- mega-flashback! Starbird (#20)! I'd completely forgotten about you!

    Starbird was easily my favorite toy at age 10.

    Awesome memory surge -- this is why I read slashdot. Thanks!

    Sam

  129. No Micronauts? by SamSeaborn · · Score: 1

    No Micronauts? Come on! I lived for those things.

  130. Skipping to the Conclusion by nosleep_tolkachi · · Score: 1

    For those who want to start from 1-10.

    http://tv.cream.org/extras/toys/toptoys1001.htm

  131. Re:Toy Safety by SWTP_OS9 · · Score: 1

    WMD???? Heck most of the country around the world would kill for one of those "good" kits from back then!

  132. Some missing Items... by SWTP_OS9 · · Score: 1

    1) Mattel's Vacu Form machine. { Early George Forma grill! }
    2) Anything using Greeny stickum caps. Esp the slender Grenade/timer/alarm thing.
    3) Mattel's Major Mat Mason. (Beats Buzz and the rest!)
    4) A simple cardbord box. { Yep the box of imigination! }

  133. Bullshit. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    One friend of mine died in a bycicle accident for not wearing a helmet.

    I had a serious skull fracture in a playground when I was 6. The floor was concrete.

    A friend of mine lost a finger in one ggame in a playground.

    Neither one of us three was stupid. Simply many things in the past were not designed with safety in mind.

    It amazes me that there are people out there that consider safety as something to be schmug about.

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    1. Re:Bullshit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody said the system was perfect.

      "Neither one of us three was stupid."

      You sure about that? 'Neither' is a contraction of 'not either', which denotes two of something, but you're applying it to three. You should have said, 'None of us three...' Skull fracture, you say? Hmmm.....

  134. Re:YES STARBIRD! YES! by lxs · · Score: 1

    Same here. I can still remember the noises it made, and how it annoyed my parents! And in reference to the aticle. It did indeed use a marble in a tube to sense whether it was pointed up or down. (As any good geek should, I did take it apart in the end.)

  135. Re:YES STARBIRD! YES! by SamSeaborn · · Score: 1
    Cool.

    I'm going to have to keep an eye on ebay for a Starbird so I can be 10 again. ;-)

    Here's a Starbird Command Base on ebay now.

    And here's a web site with more photos and an article about the toy.

    Sam