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Olympic Medalist was Spyware King

Remy writes "Seems that Australian gold medal mogulist Dale Begg-Smith is also a spyware entrepreneur. According to a report at Spam Kings, Begg-Smith has supported himself in style as president of a company responsible for generating 20,000,000 pop-ups per day, thanks to drive-by installs of spyware. I know the concept of Olympians being amateurs is outdated, but shouldn't they be barred from competition for this sort of thing?"

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  1. Well... by daveschroeder · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...unless spam or spyware is illegal in Australia, or against terms set by the International Olympic Committee (which probably includes stipulations for non-voliation of the laws of competitors' native countries), then no, he shouldn't be barred from competition.

    Also, on the subject of "amateurs", you can't be a "professional" in the sport you're competing in. There's nothing to say that someone can't be rich, or be a "professional" in some other field. He shouldn't be barred for "richly supporting himself" either, until installing spyware becomes an Olympic sport.

    Hmm. Don't give them any ideas.

    1. Re:Well... by AuMatar · · Score: 4, Funny

      No! THis would be a great sport in a biathlon.

      Sport 1: Competitive spamming

      Sport 2: Shooting. But we give the recievers the guns

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    2. Re:Well... by progbuc · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      Also, on the subject of "amateurs", you can't be a "professional" in the sport you're competing in. There's nothing to say that someone can't be rich, or be a "professional" in some other field.


      Tell that to fellow mogulist Jeremy Bloom. The NCAA recently kicked him out of college football because he accepted sponsorship money for his skiing.
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    3. Re:Well... by daveschroeder · · Score: 1

      Well, this doesn't have anything to do with what we're talking about, and is actually, if anything, the reverse of the situation we're talking about (which is that you could be barred from Olympic competion if you're a professional athlete). Jeremy Bloom wasn't barred from Olympic competition for being a professional athlete, and indeed wasn't barred from Olympic competition at all. In fact, he's not a professional athlete at all by IOC rules. The only thing that barred him was the NCAA because he was accepting endorsements.

      In other words, what you said has nothing to do with this, and I'm not sure why you posted it.

    4. Re:Well... by DrLlama · · Score: 3, Informative

      Unless you are either a Hockey (Winter) or Basketball (Summer) player.

      The Winter Olympics Men's hockey tournament is essentially an NHL intra-squad match...

      And for the Summer Olympics it's basicly the NBA vs. the World.

      Remind me what the criteria is for "amateur" status?

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    5. Re:Well... by Audacious · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Also, on the subject of "amateurs", you can't be a "professional" in the sport you're competing in.

      Ummmmmmm....I do not think so. Pro-Basketball stars compete in the Basketball tournaments as do Pro-Ice Skaters (Michelle Quan?) Which is a bit sad since the Pros have already made it and it is the newbies that made the Olympics great. I understand that, as professionals, the people who compete have a chance to actually make some money while they are still young - but it used to be the atheletes competed to get the recognition. Now it's more like they compete to show off their backers. Almost like horses at a race track where the jockies have various brand names on their jackets (and I even saw a brand name on the blanket under the saddle once). Too much commercialism.

      <On a side tangent>In the Bible Jesus threw the merchants out of the church saying churches were a place of worship and not for the selling of wares. Should the Olympic committee take a hint from him and throw the merchants out of the Olympics because it is a place for amateurs and not professionals? (By this I mean the merchants are basically buying their way in to the Olympics whereas before no blatant displays were allowed and now they are allowed.)</side tangent>

      After all, what's the difference between watching the Indy 500, the WWW, or even a boxing match at Ceasar's Palace and the Olympics? None - if they keep going the way they are going.

      Going back to the original topic though, being Spyware King has nothing to do with being a "professional" athelete. Nor would having gained a traffic ticket (so long as said ticket doesn't land you in jail). It is not yet against the law to create Spyware although a lot of people (myself included) do not like or want Spyware. So until that is changed - whether or not this person creates Spyware has nothing to do with whether or not they should or could compete in the Olympics.

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    6. Re:Well... by mythosaz · · Score: 1

      In the 1980s, amateurism regulations were relaxed, and completely abolished in the 1990s. This switch was perhaps best exemplified by the American Dream Team, composed of well-paid NBA stars, which won the Olympic gold medal in basketball in 1992. As of 2004, the only sport in which no professionals compete is boxing; in men's football (soccer), the number of players over 23 years of age is limited to three per team.

      From : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olympics#Amateurism_a nd_professionalism

    7. Re:Well... by blair1q · · Score: 1

      The Olympic Committee should have a morality that would force a black-hating nation to accept a black athlete for the games.

      And if they refuse, the OC should move the games.

      Likewise, they should ban criminals from competing, and bar countries that allow criminals to compete.

      The Olympics should have a sense of law unto itself.

    8. Re:Well... by Hi-Nu · · Score: 1

      > Also, on the subject of "amateurs", you can't be a "professional" in the sport you're competing in. There's nothing to say that someone can't be rich, ... So, all the NHL'ers are not considered professional? I'm sure they are rich though. According to CBC (up here in Canada), Team Canada's players earn a combined salary of about $100 millions in NHL. Not to mention basket, socceer/football, tennis in Summer Olympics...

    9. Re:Well... by ackthpt · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Should the Olympic committee take a hint from him and throw the merchants out of the Olympics because it is a place for amateurs and not professionals? (By this I mean the merchants are basically buying their way in to the Olympics whereas before no blatant displays were allowed and now they are allowed.)

      Hard to say. The IOC is about as big a whore as this guy. We tend to overlook it because they put on such a pretty show, but the IOC signs lucrative, exclusive deals with Television Networks, designates official press, sells the logo to "official sponsors" etc.

      Maybe they would throw him out as he's probably their competition in some way.

      The good side of all this is seeing a Lambourghini driving Gold Medalist getting bent out of shape because he wants to revel in his sporting accomplishment, but the questions about his unsavory activities are pecking away at him like a raven on roadkill.

      I dunno about you, but it gives me the warm fuzzies.

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    10. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      ...I don't think any Olympic committee has authority to enforce a morality unrelated to sporting itself.

      Leaving aside your over-the-top comparison of spammers to nazis, I have to agree about the Olympics being unable to enforce a morality. And it's a good thing too. I haven't met a lot of Olympians - maybe 12 or so throughout my life.
      With one exception*, I found them all to be contemptible. A more self-important, amoral, egotistical, smugly sure of their entitlement bunch you'll never meet.

      * - Kristi Yamaguchi rocks.

    11. Re:Well... by WebHostingGuy · · Score: 5, Informative

      The amateur regulations were redefined because at that time the Soviet-bloc had paid "professionals" representing them at the Olympics. While they were not "professionals" in the Olympic definition (i.e., money for sport's performance) they were given token jobs in government or the military while for their day job they practiced their Olympic sport. You were talking about teams which had practiced together every day for eight years and whose only goal was to win gold at the Olympics. Contrast that against the majority of the other competitors at that time and you usually had a mismatch.

      I understand the reason for the change, but I think it did take something out. Take for example the 1980 US hockey win against the Soviets. Why is that so famous? Because a team of college kids beat the most "professional" hockey team at that time. It was a big win because amateurs beat the professionals. (Yes, I know Team USA practiced for over a year before the Olympics but that was nothing compared to the years of practice for the Soviets).

      Now, today in 2006, the US hockey team flew in the day before from all their NHL teams and then went on the ice the next day to play against Lativia. What is amazing in this 2006 game is that the "basically amateur" team from Lativia tied the NHL *super-stars*. Team Lativia went nuts after the game because they should have blown out. It made a big story because the professionals were almost beaten.

      For the NHL professionals (or any other professional competing) this is not something they are dying to win. A lot of the time they are more worried about their National endorsements (think basketball star controversy) and/or they are worried about not going all out because they might get hurt and injure themselves and hurt their professional career. (Yes, not all think like this, but enough do which takes away some of the spirit of the games.)

      Which would you rather see? A young amateur who goes all out and wins a gold after years of practice or a paid professional taking a week off from their competitive sport so they can try to pump up their professional career and get more shoe endorsements?

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    12. Re:Well... by eshefer · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'd be content to send the man to a quale hunting expedition with the US V.P.

    13. Re:Well... by rob_squared · · Score: 1

      How about, "don't misinterpret this as saying that spyware is somehow right."

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    14. Re:Well... by Nutria · · Score: 1
      In the 1980s, amateurism regulations were relaxed, and completely abolished in the 1990s.

      You glossed over the reason why Olympic amateursism died: Communist block nations employing atheletes to train all day. From the same wikipedia article:
      It gradually became clear to many that the amateurism rules had become outdated. For example, many athletes from Eastern European nations were officially employed by the government, but effectively given opportunity to train all day, thereby being amateurs in name only.
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    15. Re:Well... by MarkChovain · · Score: 3, Informative

      unless spam or spyware is illegal in Australia

      Spam is illegal in Australia. The worst parts of spyware are illegal too (deception, fraud, etc). The problem is filtering and/or how to behave during an operation. What I mean is that they have some knowledge of what can be addicting. You can do together.

    16. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      He's a Canadian, living in Canada. Its controversial enough that he competed for Australia... this just puts more wood on the fire.

    17. Re:Well... by mythosaz · · Score: 1

      How about just seeing the best regardless of their status in a professional sport.

    18. Re:Well... by softspokenrevolution · · Score: 1

      The Olympics cost an awful lot of money to stage, mostly for the host country that has to build the facilities to house the games and the athletes. Corporate sponsorship is one way to defray such costs (or you know, line some pockets).

    19. Re:Well... by Nephilium · · Score: 5, Funny

      Nah... survival rate is too high for that... have Senator Kennedy give him a ride home from a party...

      Nephilium
      **Sniff sniff... is that burning karma I smell?**

    20. Re:Well... by wolfponddelta · · Score: 1

      Actually, many nations give cash prizes to Olympic athletes who win medals. The U.S., for example, currently gives $25,000 to gold medal winners, $15,000 to silver, and $10,000 for a bronze. And they've given such prizes since 1984. One of the u.s. speedskaters that won a gold just a couple of days ago immediately donated his "prize" money to an organization that goes around the world helping promote and provide athletics programs in those nations that can't afford to pay millipns each year to breed new "champions." And then there're the bonuses from endorsers, such as Nike, who offer even larger cash prizes for medal wins. Is gross national product and national wealth a higher indicator of the number of medals a nation will win, rather than population and talent pool? You betcha. They, through endorsements and their nation's funding, buy their way into all the big events that are qualifiers, they pay millions for conditioning, testing, "athletic" science, lodging and travel, etc. Their equipment is always top of the line. Why it doesn't impress me when yet another American wins a medal. Impresses me even less when they go around spitting on the ice making rude gestures at the other athletes, or declaring themselves the best ever. Or then head back to their own, personal special living quarters in a trailer, paid for by sponsors, rather than in the olympic village with the "commoners." Winning an event like that takes a lot of skill, and training, but more than that, it takes luck on that day. Doesn't make one the best, just means they had a great day, and tomorrow they're just as likely to fall on their ass. What's far more impressive is those people from very poor countries who fight their way to the top, who actually earn a spot in the Olympics by sheer determination and passion alone, and then go on to knock one of the silver-spoon coddled punks down a notch or three. These are the ones who earn the title.

    21. Re:Well... by dfgchgfxrjtdhgh.jjhv · · Score: 1

      the criteria is this, you can be an amateur, or an american

    22. Re:Well... by DenDude · · Score: 2

      /* the criteria is this, you can be an amateur, or an american */
      <sarcasm>
      Well, that would most certainly explain the utter lack of Russian and Canadian Ice Hockey Medals
      </sarcasm>

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    23. Re:Well... by briancnorton · · Score: 1
      I'd rather see the best in the world at the top of their game...

      If that's a professional, so be it.

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    24. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I used to use a chiro-clinic (before I discovered the legitimacy that is physiotherapy) which was run by an ex-Canadian Olympian. I've seldom met such a bunch of arrogant fleecers in my life.

      Don't worry fellow /.'ers, the Olympians in the end are just as sorry as us non-Olympic lot.

    25. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      <On a side tangent>

      All tangents are side tangents, otherwise they wouldn't be tangents.

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    26. Re:Well... by aussiedood · · Score: 1
      "Also, on the subject of "amateurs", you can't be a "professional" in the sport you're competing in."
      Someone needs to tell the IOC about a couple of little competitions in the US called the NHL and NBA then.
    27. Re:Well... by EdwinBoyd · · Score: 1

      As a Canadian I totally agree with NHL players being allowed to play in the Olympics.

      As a Canadian I am totally opposed to NBA players being allowed to play in the Olympics.

    28. Re:Well... by qw(name) · · Score: 2

      As an unrepresented citizen in the state where the Dishonorable Gentlemen from Massachusetts resides, I concur.

    29. Re:Well... by mumblestheclown · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Now, today in 2006, the US hockey team flew in the day before from all their NHL teams and then went on the ice the next day to play against Lativia. What is amazing in this 2006 game is that the "basically amateur" team from Lativia tied the NHL *super-stars*. Team Lativia went nuts after the game because they should have blown out. It made a big story because the professionals were almost beaten.

      This is just ignorant. The US hockey team lost because:

      • unlike the latvian team, they had just flown in and were jetlagged
      • because of the way the current olympic hockey system is set up, the US is almost certain to advance to the knockout stages, so there's no need to kill yourself against latvia.
      • the latvians DID have the advantage of training together much more than the US team
      Ditto for Russians and Slovaks.
    30. Re:Well... by NetNed · · Score: 1

      "What is amazing in this 2006 game is that the "basically amateur" team from Lativia tied the NHL *super-stars*." I see what your saying but that is not really true. Sandis Ozolinsh one of the best defencemen in the nhl is playing for Lativia, with a few other NHLer's. Most of the others on the team play for minor league teams, which would be considered professional. It kind of sounded like you where saying that the US is the only team with NHLer's when there are many teams with stars from the NHL. Canada is a little more loaded with talent then the US team, as is the case in most olympics.

    31. Re:Well... by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

      Leaving aside your over-the-top comparison of spammers to nazis

      Foul. False invocation of Godwin's Law. I compared spammers to blacks. To the targets of Nazis.

      I found them all to be contemptible

      Ten-yard penalty for a group ad hominem.

    32. Re:Well... by Baddas · · Score: 1


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    33. Re:Well... by Dare+nMc · · Score: 1

      > money to stage, mostly for the host country that has to build the facilities to house the games and the athletes. Corporate sponsorship is one way to defray such costs

      Are you saying that any money that was garnered from selling the TV rights in the US, and logos by the IOC went to the host country, I don't think that is the case.

      Your point is true of many sponsorings, directly paying for training of athletes...
      but I think the host country is own their own, to pay up to the IOC, as well as making all their money from the short term, and long term benefits of increased tourism.

    34. Re:Well... by mikerozh · · Score: 3, Insightful
      For the NHL professionals (or any other professional competing) this is not something they are dying to win. A lot of the time they are more worried about their National endorsements (think basketball star controversy) and/or they are worried about not going all out because they might get hurt and injure themselves and hurt their professional career. (Yes, not all think like this, but enough do which takes away some of the spirit of the games.)

      This is completely wrong for team Canada and I'm sure for team USA as well. There are many canadian players that really wanted to go to Olymics but didn't get the place in the team, so there are no players in the team that did not want to play and win.

    35. Re:Well... by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

      The Olympics should have a sense of law unto itself.

      And who determines this? Since this is a private company, what you're essentially suggesting is that the Olympics implement its own dictatorship over whatever area hosts the Olympics. What will prevent their "sense of law" from encouraging spammers but banning blacks? Public backlash? It hasn't seemed to do much against the corrupt advertising bargains.

    36. Re:Well... by flabbergast · · Score: 1

      Pro-Basketball stars compete in the Basketball tournaments as do Pro-Ice Skaters (Michelle Quan?)

      You should have picked a better example than Michelle Kwan. A Pro-skater would be someone like Nancy Kerrigan. Although Michelle has done some commercials, she is still an amateur because she doesn't do things like "Lilo and Stitch: On Ice!" or "Skating All-Stars with Brian Boitano!" and earn a living skating. Instead she competes at the US National Figure Skating Championships or The World Championships and doesn't take a paycheck for performing on the ice. And her devotion to winning at the amateur level instead of jumping to the Pros where should would make money is highly regarded by most people.

      Perhaps a better example would have been the Dream Team '92(or 96, or 2000 or 2004): Michael Jordan, Larry Bird, Magic Johnson etc. Those players got paid outside the Olympics for playing basketball and won Gold at the Olympics for playing basketball.

      I think you give a huge disservice to athletes who truly compete as amateurs.

    37. Re:Well... by MC68000 · · Score: 1

      He could also participate in the javelin catch!
      Or be the goalie for the dart team!

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    38. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, on the subject of "amateurs", you can't be a "professional" in the sport you're competing in.

      Others have already corrected your ignorant assertion, but there is a deeper issue you need to address. Why would you take it upon yourself to "educate" others about a point that you clearly don't understand? If you had any real familiarity with the subject, you'd know that your assertion was wrong. Yet you somehow feel the need to expound, anyway. Please, next time you want to make a claim about a subject that you know full well you don't really undertand, just do everybody a favor and STFU.

    39. Re:Well... by azuravian · · Score: 4, Insightful

      How is the parent Flamebait, when the Grandparent is +3 Funny. Aren't these just the same joke (except the one making fun of democrats is Flamebait)?????

    40. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about hunting with Chaney and have Kenedy drive him to the hospital?

    41. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well boo-hoo, poor NHL players. I hope we take that as a lesson, and demand a commitment from our players next time. They must take off from their professional careers long enough to practice with their team, and arrive at the games on time.

    42. Re:Well... by Madmongo · · Score: 2, Funny

      I hate spyware as much as the next nerd, but banning spammers from competition? Man, tough crowd! Whats next? "The athlete from France was stripped of his gold medal today, when it was discovered he had purchased W.O.W Gold from Ebay, and kill-stealed XP and phatz from a bunch of lowbie Anarchy Online n00b's" "When asked to comment, he said "oMGz !!11!11oneone!eleven!11"

    43. Re:Well... by jxyama · · Score: 1
      >Which would you rather see?

      To me, it's simple. I want to see the best athletes/teams. Motivation is a different matter...

    44. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's a Canadian, living in Canada. Its controversial enough that he competed for Australia... this just puts more wood on the fire.

      Yes. When I saw him on TV last night, winning gold for us Aussies, I'm thinking "who the fuck is this guy? Never heard of him". He has dual Aussie and Canadian citizenship and when he and his family opened their mouths, pure Canadian accent came out. Every other Australian was wondering who the hell this guy is.

      I didn't like the thought of him importing gold for us and now that the details of his internet "advertising" business have been exposed I can only say, take your medal back to Canada, I sure as hell don't want Australia having it from you.

      It's a pitty he didn't land on his head. Dale, please wrap your Lambo around a power pole. Nobody is proud of you, except maybe your Mum. But then Mothers of serial baby murderers even love their sons don't they?

    45. Re:Well... by eam · · Score: 1

      > Which would you rather see?

      I put in a DVD and watched a movie. Sounds like most of the U.S. is watching other channels. I heard a report on NPR that said the coverage of the olympics came in 5th. Not even a bronze. We'd have to add two more medals...tin for 4th place, cardboard for 5th.

    46. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, with words like those, you make republicans sound smart!

    47. Re:Well... by freeweed · · Score: 1

      Which would you rather see? A young amateur who goes all out and wins a gold after years of practice or a paid professional taking a week off from their competitive sport so they can try to pump up their professional career and get more shoe endorsements?

      The problem is, for athletes in competitive team sports like Hockey, there is no one in the former category. Well, there are, but guess what: those are the players that couldn't cut it. Before 1998 this is exactly what Canada and the US fielded in the Olympics, and we usually got crushed. All of our best players were ineligible to play in the tournament. Any hockey player 18 or over who was any good was almost certainly signed, playing, or both.

      There is a tournament along the lines of what you're suggesting, young amateurs who go all out playing for their country, without worrying about the politics, business, or any other side of hockey: it's called the World Junior Championships.

      Canada typically wins this, too :)

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    48. Re:Well... by hawkbug · · Score: 1

      You're wrong about the amateur thing.... The US and Canada, along with other countries, have professional hockey players representing them. During the summer olympics, the NBA allows their players to compete as well. It's up to each invidual country to allow or not allow their athletes on the team.

    49. Re:Well... by stpats · · Score: 1

      You can certainly be a professional in the sport you compete in. Summer olympics - NBA players. Winter Olympics - NHL players.

    50. Re:Well... by jcr · · Score: 3, Funny

      They're both funny, unless you're family of someone who's been drowned or shot by a politician.

      -jcr

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    51. Re:Well... by blair1q · · Score: 1

      The Olympics contracts with its host nations. If the host nation wants the Olympics, it has to follow the Olympics' rules. If they don't, they won't get the Olympics.

      Part of the criteria for locating the Olympics, and inviting athletes, should include the kind of morality I was talking about.

    52. Re:Well... by minus9 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps slashdot has more than one moderator.

    53. Re:Well... by Zontar_Thing_From_Ve · · Score: 1

      The Olympics themselves wanted the change to allow professionals and it really had little if anything to do with the fact that the Soviet Union and other communist countries flaunted the rules and sent bogus "amateurs" to the Olympics every year. It's all about the money with the IOC. It always has been. The Atlanta Summer Olympics in 1996 took it to the logical conclusion and was very open about how it was all about the money. The IOC flipped out about how "commercial" the games were and required Sydney and Athens to be more discrete. They are still commercial, just not as blunt. I don't know about Sydney, but Atlanta turned a modest profit on those games. Rumor had it that Athens lost money.

      The NHL players are in the Olympics because of money. The Soviet Union is gone. The days of phoney amateurs are gone. Nobody wants to see Russian college kids play American college kids in hockey. Nobody wants to buy ads for that. Nobody wants to see it on TV. Same with Olympic basketball. Having NBA players in the Olympics was welcomed by everyone because they realized that only by playing against the best could they improve their play. The USA is no longer a guaranteed lock on a basketball gold and the calibre of play in the European leagues is much much higher now than say 10 years ago as a result of this.

    54. Re:Well... by Politburo · · Score: 1

      You're represented by Ted Kennedy and John Kerry and whoever your Rep is whether you like it or not. Being a resident of the District of Columbia, I, on the other hand, am truly unrepresented.

    55. Re:Well... by GlobalMind · · Score: 1

      Not true on the amateurs thing....there are NHL players on many of the olympic hockey teams.

      There's a reason the NHL is on an olympic break. This is pretty widely known fact.

      GM.

    56. Re:Well... by jocknerd · · Score: 1

      The NBA IS the world now. I'm guessing at least 20% of NBA players are born out of the US now. At least the good ones.

    57. Re:Well... by Fiver- · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Which would you rather see? A young amateur who goes all out and wins a gold after years of practice or a paid professional taking a week off from their competitive sport so they can try to pump up their professional career and get more shoe endorsements?

      Neither. I want to see The Office on Thursday nights. And it's Latvia, not Lativia.

    58. Re:Well... by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

      The Olympics contracts with its host nations. If the host nation wants the Olympics, it has to follow the Olympics' rules. If they don't, they won't get the Olympics.

      Part of the criteria for locating the Olympics, and inviting athletes, should include the kind of morality I was talking about.


      I understand that. But there are no checks and balances to ensure that the morality they implement is the morality you were talking about. What prevents them from saying that any host nation that wants the Olympics, must, e.g., not have a state establishment of Islam?

      That's one of those borderline morality issues. If you put in morality, then you'd probably refuse the Olympics from Palestine while Hamas is in power, but should you also refuse the Olympics from Malaysia?

      If you say that you wont host an Olympics in a state that commits acts of war against other sovereign states, then whoops, there goes the Denver Olympics. How does the IOC know that the US is "right" and Taliban-controlled Afghanistan is "wrong"? Or what about Iraq? They weren't guilty of much of the original reasons that the US went to war, but Uday was the chair of the Olympics committee, and he tortured underperforming athletes. Where do you draw the line? And more importantly, who draws the line? Qui custodiet ipsos custodies?

    59. Re:Well... by Theatetus · · Score: 1
      Being a resident of the District of Columbia, I, on the other hand, am truly unrepresented

      Well, we have Norton, she just can't vote... Feel like throwing some tea in the Potomac this weekend?

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    60. Re:Well... by legojenn · · Score: 1

      I forget my PHP, but what about:

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    61. Re:Well... by Audacious · · Score: 1

      I feel I have to respond to this:

      You are absolutely right (both in name and Pro status). My wife beat me over the head with my misquote. Although I have seen her in many competitions I had incorrectly associated her with being a professional. More power to Ms. Kwan. :-)

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    62. Re:Well... by Politburo · · Score: 1

      Actually delegates can vote. However, if the vote is ever so close that the delegate's vote changes the outcome, the delegate's vote is disqualified. Cute, no?

    63. Re:Well... by Audacious · · Score: 1

      Actually, I would have to disagree with you on several points.

      1. Originally, when the Olympics were restarted, they were specifically regulated to amateur athletics.

      2. As the years rolled by and people became greedier, money began to replace the actual basis for having the Olympics. Which was for everyone to have a way to get together, compete against each other, and have a good time instead of getting together and going to war.

      3. The Soviets read the rules of the Olympics and were just smarter in how they went about supporting their amateurs. The Olympic committee should have, at the start, stepped in and said one way or the other if the Soviet's methodology of supporting their atheletes was correct. Then, it would have been stupid of everyone else to not follow their example. After all, people do have to eat, sleep, and have a home.

      4. Once TV was well established, the Olympic committee realized that the TV stations were making a lot of money by telecasting the Olympics. That was when greed in the Olympics began. Like many cases of greed it started small and got a lot bigger quickly until we have the problems we have today where cities and countries fall all over themselves pledging all sorts of money and perks which just about bankrupts the city or country. Personally, I think nothing should go to the Olympic committee or they should have a set fee instead of a bidding war. Anyone who wants to host the Olympics should be allowed to enter and then the location is randomly drawn. You may think that this would be absurd because everything could wind up in a swamp, top of a mountain, or what-not. But the truth is - as long as the place can show that they have the capability to create the Olympic stadiums, hotels and such, then they should be allowed to compete for the right to hold the Olympics. Basically, remove the money and you will remove the greed. (And yes! They will probably fight tooth and nail to prevent that from happening. But that's just an outward sign of the greed within.)

      5. If you haven't seen it on TV yet - the number of people attending the Olympics this year is way down. Almost down to 50% of the stadiums being empty. Does this tell you something? It does to me. The Olympics are fast becoming an elitis organization where the haves can come but the have nots can't because it is too expensive. Further, why pay all that money to fly to wherever when you can see it on TV. Oh yeah - that's right: If you don't go the country/city will lose money. Well, see, if they didn't have to pay the Olympic committee so much money up front (and if they didn't have to build all of those nice new stadiums, hotels, and such) they wouldn't be in such debt in the first place - would they?

      The problem is - our society no longer frowns upon liars, cheaters, and greedy individuals. We actually hold them up as role models. We give them jobs like the president of Enron, KMart, MCI, Sears, and Montgomery Wards. We idolize them by putting them on the cover of Time, USA Today, and the like. And if they are caught? Why we just replace them with someone else who does the same thing. Only they do promise not to do what the previous person did. (There, there now...mommy's gonna make it all better. See? The bad man has had his hand slapped and he's gone now.) Yeah. Right. We are - to all intents and purposes - acting like Feringies. And the more money they embezzele, squander, or throw away - the more we seem to like it. Were the Olympic committee truly oriented towards helping countries hold the Olympic games - don't you think they'd be the ones paying people to work at the Olympics? After all - where does all of that money they get - go?

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    64. Re:Well... by Theatetus · · Score: 1

      I remember back before '94 when the DC, Guam, VI, and PR delegates could vote in the committee of the whole, which is to say, in Congress, and have the votes count. Then they added the rule you mentioned. Then Gingrich still wasn't satisfied and said if the vote was "close enough that Members might be confused as to the outcome", they could not vote. I think currently they just can't vote period.

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    65. Re:Well... by Politburo · · Score: 1

      You are correct.. my mistake.

    66. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'll be sent to Guantanamo for some free sodomy and torture before you know it, "enemy combatant"!

    67. Re:Well... by blair1q · · Score: 1

      yes you should

      separation of church and state is moral

    68. Re:Well... by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

      So the Malaysian government is inherently immoral? What about the Vatican government? Isn't morality best implemented through an organized relgion?

      I really don't care to argue that, but the point here is that your morality differs from mine. To me, a united church and state is unrelated to morality, and at best, moral. To you, the separation of church and state is a moral imperative. So which of us controls the IOC? If I do, how do you say I am wrong, or vice versa?

      The best policy is to separate the IOC and morality because it's too hard to arrange a unified definition of morality. Religions have been trying this for thousands of years and have not ceased their wars - do you think the IOC can magically step in and solve the problem?

    69. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But then Mothers of serial baby murderers even love their sons don't they?

      Mine doesn't. :(

    70. Re:Well... by blair1q · · Score: 1

      Yes and yes. Both the Malaysian and Vatican governments are immoral.

    71. Re:Well... by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

      You haven't answered the real question. It doesn't matter exactly what you say or what I say. Who gets to tell the IOC who's right?

    72. Re:Well... by blair1q · · Score: 1

      The IOC is people. If they don't figure out what's right, they need to be replaced.

    73. Re:Well... by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

      You're still avoiding the question. How do you tell whether what they figured is "what's right" or not? Who replaces them?

  2. Then again by Janitha · · Score: 4, Funny

    Only if they had Spamming as one of the events in the Olympics.

    1. Re:Then again by JPriest · · Score: 1

      Which event DID he win a gold medal in BTW?

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    2. Re:Then again by Council · · Score: 1

      if they had Spamming as one of the events in the Olympics.

      "The 300-meter penis"?

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    3. Re:Then again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mogul frestyle. It's a mogul run with two big jumps in the middle.

  3. In true Aussie style: by wiresquire · · Score: 4, Funny

    As an Australian, let me be the first to disown him.

    Fuck you canada! You can have him back - and take this trashy medal with you on your way out.

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    1. Re:In true Aussie style: by Zarquil · · Score: 4, Funny

      As a Canadian, let me the first to turn you down.

      Fuck you Aussies! You claimed him in the first place - you keep him! We're going to keep the steroid users from Jamaica.

        - Zarq.

    2. Re:In true Aussie style: by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 1
      You can have him back...

      Wouldn't it be easier to feed him to the dingos?

    3. Re:In true Aussie style: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not very Australian of you. I thought we sold our firstborn children and/or souls in exchange for sporting success. Besides, our PM is guilty of war crimes and has contributed to the murder of tens of thousands of Iraqis, so what's 20 million popups against that?

    4. Re:In true Aussie style: by askegg · · Score: 1

      I watch the repeat with interest last night and his amazing run down the mountain. It was great to see the "Australian" underdog last in the line up (because he was first in qualifying) zip down the mountain at such graceful speed. Knowing he was not truely Australian never seems to bother us - if you are a winner we will adopt you. My wife informed me he was an Internet millionaire and now Olympic Gold Medalist at the age of 21. How could this be? Well, now we know - spam, popups and porn. I second the motion - Canada, you can have him back. You're not the first adopted Australian we have later rejected and you won't be the last.

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    5. Re:In true Aussie style: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      > > You can have him back...
      >
      > Wouldn't it be easier to feed him to the dingos?

      There are some things even a dingo won't eat.

    6. Re:In true Aussie style: by Gnagus · · Score: 3, Funny

      The initial reason he moved to Australia is because here in Canada he was asked to concentrate more on his olympic career and less on his sideline. He refused.

      (Being on Slashdot) this could be interpreted as if we asked him to stop sending spam and because he refused he's now in Australia.

      (Still being on Slashdot) I could go even further and imply that Australia actively supports spamming! ;-)

    7. Re:In true Aussie style: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm already sick of seeing replays of him winning that race, and we'll have to put up with it for at least the next four years. I just had to laugh last night as they talked about it for at least half an hour, showing replays, while pimping some commemorative trash for Stephen Bradley's "win" in the ad breaks (accompanied by replays of that too, naturally).

      We're happy to claim anyone as Australian as long as they're a "winner".

    8. Re:In true Aussie style: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, we'l just give him a swimming lesson in the Northern Territory. Much more effective.

    9. Re:In true Aussie style: by Goonie · · Score: 1

      To be fair, the guy came over here when he was 15 years old (he's now 21).

      In any case, lots of elite athletes are not particularly nice people. Doesn't alter the fact the guy is a damn good mogul skiier.

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    10. Re:In true Aussie style: by Timothy+Chu · · Score: 1

      There was a commentary on him last night on CBC (the Canadian network that provides the Olympic coverage), and I found him well spoken. In answer to the question, "What do you do?", he answered gave some answer that sounded like "helping businesses market themselves". Now I know what that really means. I still had to respect the guy for being able to balance his business life AND his olympic dreams, all before most of us have even finished our schooling.

    11. Re:In true Aussie style: by etzel · · Score: 1

      I was wondering if the Canadian government would take him back and then it hit me: retroactive income tax on 20,000,000 pop-ups per day comes to about...Never mind, they'll take him back anyday.

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    12. Re:In true Aussie style: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      In true Indian style:

      If none of you want him, could we have him at one of our call centers.. plz?

    13. Re:In true Aussie style: by styrotech · · Score: 2, Funny


      (Being on Slashdot) this could be interpreted as if we asked him to stop sending spam and because he refused he's now in Australia.


      There's got to be a penal joke in there somewhere :)

    14. Re:In true Aussie style: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      As a USian, let me the first to tell you both something.

      Shut the fuck up assholes, or we'll bomb and liberate both your countries!

    15. Re:In true Aussie style: by rumblin'rabbit · · Score: 1

      How about a swimming lesson in the Northwest Territories? This can be equally effective..

    16. Re:In true Aussie style: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well spoken? Dale Begg-Smith? The guy could put a smacked-up ad exec to sleep. Interviews with him remind me of the conversations of schoolkids and their parents.

      "So how was school, Dale?"

      "Good".

      "So how was winning the Olympic Gold medal, Dale?"

      "Good".

    17. Re:In true Aussie style: by Ubergrendle · · Score: 1

      Hey, we have a number of anti-spam statues here*, isn't Australia where most people in the Commonwealth send their criminals?
      Ba-dum-bum!

      * sadly, no we don't
      ** can we have a Summer Games althete(s) as compensation? ;)

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    18. Re:In true Aussie style: by FusionDragon2099 · · Score: 1
    19. Re:In true Aussie style: by miro+f · · Score: 1

      us Aussies are professionals at disowning people who embarrass us. Russel Crowe (Kiwi) Mel Gibson (Does anyone want him?). I'm sure this guy will be next.

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    20. Re:In true Aussie style: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Gibson's actually an American. He moved to AU when he was 12 years old. According to Wikipedia he still has his US citizenship (that's why he doesn't need a work permit.)

      Guess Australia can claim him as an actor though, as that is where he learned his craft.

    21. Re:In true Aussie style: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't have the money or the cannon fodder to do that. Go back to your corporate welfare state and build some 200 million $ fighter jets while children starve and go fuck yourself with the flag, chum.

    22. Re:In true Aussie style: by PeteABastard · · Score: 1

      So they send you to a penal colony for promoting penal enhancement?

    23. Re:In true Aussie style: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      here, here.
      Lets fill his ski boot bag up with drugs and send him to Bali. Wont see him back in AU for some time :-)

    24. Re:In true Aussie style: by Veenix · · Score: 1

      We'll gladly take him back and embrace him, just like Bertuzzi. Anything that'll get us another medal...

    25. Re:In true Aussie style: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where is Claudine Longines when you need her??

    26. Re:In true Aussie style: by pnevin · · Score: 1

      Steven Bradbury.

      Won Australia's first ever Winter Olympics gold when the other three finalists ran into each other and fell over, and he (in 4th place) kept his feet.

      Hence, "doing a Bradbury" = totally arseing a victory. What a champion.

    27. Re:In true Aussie style: by bunbuntheminilop · · Score: 0

      GO KIWI!

      Next time you claim someone who isn't yours, maybe you'll think again!

    28. Re:In true Aussie style: by miro+f · · Score: 1

      It's ok, you can keep him

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    29. Re:In true Aussie style: by drachenstern · · Score: 1

      you want that joke in pump or pill form?

      either way, it's "Gauranteed or Your Money Back!"

      just click >here< to opt out.

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  4. No by CosmeticLobotamy · · Score: 1, Funny

    ... shouldn't they be barred from competition for this sort of thing?

    No. I don't think I want the Olympics in charge of non-sports morality. They should have their asses beat by people that meet them, though.

    1. Re:No by fuchsiawonder · · Score: 1

      Being an ethical or moral person and being involved with the Olympics appear to be mutually exclusive nowadays.

  5. hum by McGiraf · · Score: 0

    I don't see why he should be banned , it sure does not help him getting better results at the Olympics.

    1. Re:hum by ackthpt · · Score: 2, Funny
      I don't see why he should be banned , it sure does not help him getting better results at the Olympics.

      I see him getting his just deserts when he's pressed on his past and gets irritated.

      (not an actual interview, but how I'd love to see one go)

      "Congratulations on making $40,000,000 on spy-ware and unethical business practices, Dale."
      "Hey, I just won a gold medal, can we talk about that?"
      "They give out gold medals now for hijacking browsers to porn sites?"
      "No, it was for moguls!"
      "Ah, yes, we see you're one of the top spy-ware people, so that does make you a mogul in the business."
      "No, skiing moguls!"
      "Oh, do you mean you have pop-up ads on the ski slopes?"
      "Bwahhhh! I want me mum!"

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    2. Re:hum by enosys · · Score: 1

      Hehe... funny :) It would be cool if there was a pop-up ad on the ski slopes, just for him. Imagine crashing into that.

  6. Yeah by zardo · · Score: 4, Funny

    They could throw it into it's own category, like doping. "He was disqualified for spamming".

    1. Re:Yeah by Otter · · Score: 1

      Yeah, even by the standards of the Obligatory Stupid Question, this one is pretty stupid. Whatever happened to good old "Could this be the first step towards widespread Linux adoption on the desktop?"

    2. Re:Yeah by TekPolitik · · Score: 4, Funny
      They could throw it into it's own category, like doping. "He was disqualified for spamming".

      Or they could do an interesting drug test - "We heard you are a spammer and need to find out if you have been using drugs. Drop your pants and stand next to this ruler."

  7. They should've made him ski while his CPU... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    is stuck at 99% usage. Maybe he'll freeze mid-jump and crash like the rest of the poor bastards he's helped infect.

    1. Re:They should've made him ski while his CPU... by icydog · · Score: 1

      I think it'd be more appropriate if he froze and then crashed.

    2. Re:They should've made him ski while his CPU... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That doesn't make any sense.

    3. Re:They should've made him ski while his CPU... by OmnipotentEntity · · Score: 4, Funny

      Nah, he just skiied for 2000m and then got eaten by a yeti.

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  8. Let's just hope... by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ...that chair thowing does not become an olympic event *shudders*

    1. Re:Let's just hope... by rune2 · · Score: 1

      that chair thowing does not become an olympic event *shudders*

      Yeah because Balmer would win the gold medal every time! You'd just need to get him nice and worked up about Google first...

    2. Re:Let's just hope... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And instead of medals, the winners would get a Linux CD. :o)

  9. I wonder..... by JeanBaptiste · · Score: 1

    ... if the mogul course is anywhere near where they do the biathalon. accidents can happen....

    1. Re:I wonder..... by iamlucky13 · · Score: 4, Funny

      At a slight disadvantage being the oldest biathalete on record, vice president Cheney nonetheless earned plenty of points for his target skills. "I tracked the target across my vision," he said. "When I pulled the trigger however, there was a spammer in my line of fire. I take full responsibility for what I did."

      The spammer was taken to a hospital with .22 wounds to the face and neck, where his condition was upgraded from "stable" to "beaten to death with computer mice."

    2. Re:I wonder..... by QQoicu2 · · Score: 0

      Don't worry. Dick Cheney's not competing in biathalon, so things should be fine.

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    3. Re:I wonder..... by n6kuy · · Score: 1

      I'd rather hunt with Cheney than ride with Kennedy...

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    4. Re:I wonder..... by Experiment+626 · · Score: 5, Informative

      ...vice president Cheney nonetheless earned plenty of points for his target skills. "I tracked the target across my vision," he said. "When I pulled the trigger however, there was a spammer in my line of fire. I take full responsibility for what I did."

      He's already shot a lawyer, if he can bag a spammer and an RIAA executive, Cheney will be a shoo-in for the 2008 presidential election.

    5. Re:I wonder..... by MonkWB · · Score: 0

      The spammer was taken to a hospital with .22 wounds to the face and neck, where his condition was upgraded from "stable" to "beaten to death with computer mice."
      Upgrade?

    6. Re:I wonder..... by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1

      If he could manage that, I'd even vote for him, and I'm not even American (but fortunately Diebold don't care).

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    7. Re:I wonder..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Informative? :-)

    8. Re:I wonder..... by dpiven · · Score: 1
      He's already shot a lawyer, if he can bag a spammer and an RIAA executive, Cheney will be a shoo-in for the 2008 presidential election.


      Not in my book, he ain't. Cheney didn't care enough to take the second shot and ensure the kill. That's just irresponsible hunting, in my book.
  10. those that excell by Rooked_One · · Score: 3, Funny

    tend to do it in more areas than just one.... 20 mill annoyances a day is pretty good

  11. interesting by coaxeus · · Score: 5, Informative

    This article reports him the president of "AdsCPM Network." http://www.theage.com.au/news/sport/the-ski-dream- funded-by-a-spam-fortune/2006/02/13/1139679533728. html Which is mysteriously under construction right now. Handy archive.org has a copy from last month: http://web.archive.org/web/20050125100919/http://a dscpm.com/

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    1. Re:interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, visiting the home page of a company based on delivering spyware, I wonder what browser you use.

    2. Re:interesting by coaxeus · · Score: 1

      heh, IE7 oddly enough, but it's my work PC so I'm not worried :)

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  12. Amateurs by NitsujTPU · · Score: 1

    I know the concept of Olympians being amateurs is outdated, but shouldn't they be barred from competition for this sort of thing?

    Amateur atheletes... they don't have to be jobless (even if that job is spamming).

    1. Re:Amateurs by j3rryh · · Score: 1

      Amateur athletes? what about olympic basketball? And isn't Michelle Kwan a professional skater? ???

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    2. Re:Amateurs by Attrition_cp · · Score: 1

      And what about hockey.

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    3. Re:Amateurs by thebatlab · · Score: 1

      The point is they *used to* have to be amateur athletes that may have a job to provide food and shelter. Not jobless folks who trained all day long and went and lived in a box.

  13. Nope... by JamesTRexx · · Score: 1

    but shouldn't they be barred from competition for this sort of thing?

    I feel they should be barred from this planet...

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    1. Re:Nope... by bobscealy · · Score: 1
      I feel they should be barred from this planet...
      The next natural question is with what kind of bar, lead or iron?
    2. Re:Nope... by technoid_ · · Score: 1

      Disco...

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  14. What by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What does being a Spam-King have to do with being an athelete. How did this even make it to the front page of slashdot. There is nothing to discuss except for the author's complete ignorance.

  15. Skiing over the moguls... by Tackhead · · Score: 3, Funny
    Skiing over in moguls in the Olympics is like running a spyware ring on the Internet.
    Even if you win, you're still a scumbag.

    Congrats.

  16. spaming skier? by MoebiusStrip · · Score: 1

    good god, i hate him already.

    1. Re:spaming skier? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure.... Does it count as "bad" prejudice if it's based on behavior, and not any other in-born trait?

  17. I hope you're joking by llZENll · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "but shouldn't they be barred from competition for this sort of thing?"

    What relevance at all does spamming have to do with the Olympics? Why not just fire and ban spammers from all walks of life, jobs, restaurants, movies, etc, oh wait, it's a little something called freedom. As much as all us hate spam, child porno, junk mail, ads, laywers, etc, we must live them. It's something most people call "society".

    1. Re:I hope you're joking by crimethinker · · Score: 1
      As much as all us hate spam, child porno, junk mail, ads, laywers, etc, we must live them. It's something most people call "society".

      HOW DARE YOU sully child pornographers by placing them in the same category as spammers and junk mailers???!?!?!?!11111

      Seriously, though, I think you're making a big mistake here. Kiddie porn must never be acceptable in any society under any circumstances. Lumping that in with necessary (or unnecessary) evils that we tolerate is just plain wrong.

      For example, nobody likes lawyers, until you find a company bending you over for something like unpaid wages, and then suddenly, you like lawyers a lot. Call them a "necessary evil." Spam and junk mail may not be illegal, but that doesn't mean we have to tolerate them; these are "unnecessary evils." The real-world analogy of spam is that I'll stand on the street outside your house, with a megaphone, and yell, "WOULD YOU LIKE A BIGGER PENIS?" When you open the front door to tell me to stop, I'll think, "hey, great, there's someone home!" and then shout louder and more frequently. Should society tolerate that?

      -paul

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    2. Re:I hope you're joking by AeroIllini · · Score: 1

      As much as all us hate spam, child porno, junk mail, ads, laywers, etc, we must live them. It's something most people call "society".

      I'm not sure what "society" you live in, but the one I live in calls child porno "illegal" and definitely not a freedom. The other stuff, sure.

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    3. Re:I hope you're joking by aqfire · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but, Child Porno is a lot less legal than spamming, junk mail, ads and lawyers, and doesn't need to be tolerated in society.

      Then again, I would argue that spamming doesn't belong in society either, but I'd be in the minority--how anyone can uphold spamming and invasive advertising in general as freedom of speech is beyond me.

    4. Re:I hope you're joking by PsychicX · · Score: 1

      As much as all us hate spam, child porno, junk mail, ads, laywers, etc,

      I think one of those might be illegal, actually...not sure.

    5. Re:I hope you're joking by eclectro · · Score: 1

      oh wait, it's a little something called freedom.

      And it is why they need to be thrown in jail for "drive by downloading." In fact, I think it is already a felony in some states.

      Felons should not be allowed to compete in the olympics. Just like they don't allow "dopers."

      It gives the olympics a bad name.

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    6. Re:I hope you're joking by Ethan+Allison · · Score: 1

      I thought spam was illegal. (In the US at least)

    7. Re:I hope you're joking by jmv · · Score: 1

      As much as all us hate spam, child porno, junk mail, ads, laywers, etc, we must live them. It's something most people call "society".

      Spam is still (in itself) legal, so are ads and lawyers. Child porno is *not* legal (at least in most countries) and certainly not something you must learn to live with.

    8. Re:I hope you're joking by Petrushka · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Why not just fire and ban spammers from all walks of life, jobs, restaurants, movies, etc

      Sounds good to me.

      oh wait, it's a little something called freedom

      There's a little system that pretty much all societies have invented. See, when someone does something really outrageously wrong, something that harms society as a whole, society takes their freedom away from them. It's called "justice". Spamming is something that harms every computer user in the world. Justice is overdue.

    9. Re:I hope you're joking by xtieburn · · Score: 4, Informative

      Well ignoring your utterly absurd mention of 'child porno' as a part of society, the second article clearly states a rule of the olympics.

      'The Olympic Code of Ethics says participants "must not act in a manner likely to bring the reputation of the Olympic Movement into disrepute."'

      Now given that spamming is illegal in many countries within the olympics, and because it is all over the internet it can gain vast public interest. Id say this breaks the code entirely and by allowing someone whod be considered a felon in many countries to compete, the Olympics are very much being brought in to disrepute.

      He has the freedom to spam. They have the freedom to kick him out of the Olympics. It's a little something called, freedom is a double edged sword. Welcome to society.

    10. Re:I hope you're joking by caudron · · Score: 1

      it's a little something called freedom. As much as all us hate spam, child porno, junk mail, ads, laywers, etc, we must live them. It's something most people call "society".

      In which "society" do you live? lol!

      OK, I get the "freedom arguement for spam (you are free to be a spamming jackass, but I hate you), junk mail (you are free to send me junk mail, but I hate you), ads (you are free to be an ad exec, but everyone hates you), and lawyers (you are free to be a laywer, but you must obviously hate yourself), but child porn?!?!?

      In which society is child porn a freedom? I'd like to know, because I think we'll have just found the one place I won't mind us doing some above ground nuclear testing! :)

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    11. Re:I hope you're joking by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      Lawyers are not a necessary evil. If people could treat each other fairly and honestly, there would be no need for lawyers. It is only because there is unnecessary evil that we have lawyers.

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    12. Re:I hope you're joking by StormReaver · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "What relevance at all does spamming have to do with the Olympics?"

      Spammers surreptitiously install malicious software on people's computers against the computer owner's will or knowledge. It is illegal in the U.S.A, the U.K., and probably in Australia. I think criminal activity is enough to bar one from competition in the Olympics.

    13. Re:I hope you're joking by imsabbel · · Score: 1

      Yeah, so just post some "hang him higher" shit on slashdot because groupthink will give you karma.

      You know, if there is something called justice, its supposed to be dealt by judges and courts, not by you by the reasons of what you dont like

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    14. Re:I hope you're joking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately, I fear this asshat's success will have the opposite effect. The public will now associate pop-up ads and spyware with that Australian guy who won gold in the Olympic moguls - so it must be o.k.

      If the Olympic committee were actually ethical, instead of merely greedy, they certainly would have grounds to expel him. But since they won't, we can expect to see more of this crap than ever. Thank you International Olympic Committee.

  18. Huh? by bobscealy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The olympics are judging competitors on thier sporting abilities, not thier business ethics. If Dale has broken some law then fair enough, chase him down with lawyers. Disqualifying him from the olympics would be on par with banning anyone who fails a doping test from running thier own business - they are completely unrelated.

  19. Sad by DeadPrez · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You don't even attempt to mask your jealousy. Nerd athletes are the Xmen of the future. Sorry, Napoleon Dynamites of the world.

    ps: this is only a joke if rated funny and a serious warning all should heed if rated anything else.

    1. Re:Sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Karma Whore

  20. Well... by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If Jesse Owens was allowed to compete in the Berlin Olympics near the height of Nazi power, then I don't think any Olympic committee has authority to enforce a morality unrelated to sporting itself. An Olympic spammer in an online nation is no guiltier than a black Olympian in a racist nation.

    (Please don't misinterpret this as saying that Jesse Owens was somehow wrong.)

  21. Mogulist ? by mybecq · · Score: 1

    Mo-gul-ist:

    1. A Mongol or Mongolian mogul.

    2. The moguls' mogul; a magnate-ist.

    3. A professional mogul.

  22. I wonder by zpeterz63 · · Score: 0

    I'm curious if Spamming would fit the mold of a summer or winter sport.

  23. Shouldn't they be barred from competition? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    shouldn't they be barred from competition for this sort of thing?

    Only if he inhales, injects, or otherwise ingests the spyware. Despite banning it in the 90's, blood tests for spyware remain elusive.

    It has also been rumored that spyware use is rampant amongst major-league baseball players.

  24. 20,000,000? by AeroIllini · · Score: 4, Funny

    Twenty million popups a day?

    That's it?

    Pfft. That's like 100,000 infected machines, tops.

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  25. Please don't tell me by serginho · · Score: 5, Funny

    it showed up in his urine sample. Man, these guys are getting really insidious.

    1. Re:Please don't tell me by Ford+Prefect · · Score: 3, Funny

      it showed up in his urine sample. Man, these guys are getting really insidious.

      Are, um, male appendage enhancement pills banned by the Olympic authorities?

      (Is it 'performance enhancing' if one has to lug a minor python around in one's trousers? I do hope for his sake he wasn't partaking in what he was most likely advertising...)

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    2. Re:Please don't tell me by HTL2001 · · Score: 1

      they should be, if he used it as the first thing to cross the finish line...

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    3. Re:Please don't tell me by RubberChainsaw · · Score: 1
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  26. Olympic committee morality by yorktown · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Given that the International Olympic Committe has chosen to hold their games in places that grossly violate human rights like Nazi Germany (1936), the Soviet Union (1980), and mainland China (2008), I don't think they have much moral standing to ban someone for spyware.

    1. Re:Olympic committee morality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or that other country (2002) that just got told by the UN to stop detaining people without trial and torturing them - not to mention that it refuses to accept the authority of the International Criminal Court because of the potential for its current leaders to be convicted of war crimes.

    2. Re:Olympic committee morality by Stanneh · · Score: 3, Insightful

      your correct but you forgot... USA Salt lake city 2002.

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    3. Re:Olympic committee morality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot to mention the worst offender of all when it comes to human rights violations, with the 1904, 1932, 1984 and 1996 summer olympics, as well as the 1932, 1960, 1980 and 2002 winter games.

    4. Re:Olympic committee morality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      spyware isnt even illegal.
      now if it was spyware that also had a P2P network....

    5. Re:Olympic committee morality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And looking at our past, and the 'advances' made in human rights protection, let's not forget Atlanta(1996) and London (2012) in that list.

      From witch hunts and overthrowing opposite regimes and establishing puppet dictatorships during the Cold War, to today's violations of privacy and international treaties. And if you're lashing China for that, hell, even the right to legitimately let the people choose their own government.

      But wait, now I'll get modded to hell for going against Slashdot groupthink while you get an Insightful mod, even when you didn't give any reasons for your 3-line argument. Nice.

    6. Re:Olympic committee morality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh please. The UN is a nice theoretical political body but it is ineffective and corrupt. Look at Darfur or Bosnia to name a few. It doesn't give a lick about human rights violations; it is an international body for political postering and corrupt cronyism.

      WIthout the US, Europe, Asia, Africa, and South America would be saying "Zeig Heil!" now. (British led by Churchill had a lot of guts to keep fighting; Chamberlian was an appeaser and just gave Hitler more time to do his dirty deeds.)

      Is the US perfect? No, definately not. But we do have a lot of checks and balances so that over time things do improve. As a friend of mine who imigrated from Romainia pointed out. Whenever we had a disaster Americans were right on the scene helping out. (blankets, food, medicine)

      You guys are a bunch of computer geek yutzes. Probably never volunteered to help others in your life.

    7. Re:Olympic committee morality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, the worst offender is the country that battled and defeated the Soviet Union and Nazi Germany, and worse than China, which murdered millions of its own people just recently?

      Seriously, think for one second before you spew your US-hating post. You most likely are typing this from the safety of that evil USA or from a spot where US protection is readily available.

    8. Re:Olympic committee morality by Petrushka · · Score: 3, Interesting

      That doesn't mean the Australian Olympic Committee can't ban him.

      What gives? Everyone's standing up for the rights of the spammer? I'll happily admit there are even worse crimes in the world, but those have penalties too.

      Let me remind folks that it was just this month that the Australian PM wanted to ban a New Zealand athlete from the Commonwealth Games because he had committed manslaughter, and had finished served his sentence nearly ten years ago. He's not a shining example, and manslaughter is more serious than spamming, sure. But where's the dividing line between crimes that are serious enough to warrant bans and crimes that aren'? What about robbery? embezzlement? white-collar crime? Now we're in grey areas. I'd say spammers are fairly high up the list of serious criminals who should be kicked out of an event which ostensibly (though not in actuality) is there to celebrate human dignity.

    9. Re:Olympic committee morality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      WIthout the US, Europe, Asia, Africa, and South America would be saying "Zeig Heil!" now.

      Actually, Russia deserves most of the credit for defeating the Nazis but the involvement of the USA did prevent France from being liberated and subsequently occupied by the Russians.

    10. Re:Olympic committee morality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot the US. Tens of thousands of civilian deaths in Iraq should be enough to qualify the US government for violating human rights. Hell, that's only the tip of the iceberg.

    11. Re:Olympic committee morality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, it's a bit of both. The two-front war is what sank the Nazis. The Russians couldn't have done it without the US, and the US couldn't have done it without the Russians.

    12. Re:Olympic committee morality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No he did not forget, because the USA doesn't apply on that list.

      Grow up, boy.

    13. Re:Olympic committee morality by belg4mit · · Score: 1

      I'm no fan of the current administration but you need to familiarize
      yourself with a little latin phrase: ex post facto.

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    14. Re:Olympic committee morality by gordgekko · · Score: 1

      Nazi Germany couldn't have done it without the Soviet Union either.

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    15. Re:Olympic committee morality by calc · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yep he forgot the US writes its own rules. Torture is only illegal outside the US (and Iraq and Guantanamo and the secret CIA prisons...)

    16. Re:Olympic committee morality by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1
      Let me remind folks that it was just this month that the Australian PM wanted to ban a New Zealand athlete from the Commonwealth Games because he had committed manslaughter

      I didn't hear about that, but I suspect part of the issue would be about giving him a visa, not participation in the games.

    17. Re:Olympic committee morality by jibjibjib · · Score: 1

      In soviet russia, soviet russia does YOU!

    18. Re:Olympic committee morality by Rocketship+Underpant · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, 20,000 dead Iraqis and a similar number of Afghanis never had a chance to lodge objections with the Olympic Committee.

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  27. drug screening by darkain · · Score: 1

    So besides drug screening, we should now "virus" (or in this case spyware) screen contestants as well? I AGREE!

    1. Re:drug screening by greg1104 · · Score: 1

      I'd bet that if we expanded the Olympic drug testing, we'd discover traces of performance enhancing h3rbal vi@gra in his system.

    2. Re:drug screening by jibjibjib · · Score: 1
      What about Windows screening? It has been discussed many times before how Windows is similar to a virus.

  28. makes sense now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i found it odd that he was quite tight-lipped about his thriving IT business that he started when he was young in all the media... i had assumed it was pr0n, but this is worse :/

  29. Mogul Mogul by demonbug · · Score: 1

    They were talking about him being some sort of "business mogul" on NBC last night, my wife and I were wondering what business he was in that he was a millionaire in his teens. Now I know - but really, it has nothing to do with the Olympics. It doesn't make such a nice story (after winning his medal he goes home to his little old Lamborghini, how sweet), but unless he was doing something illegal it really shouldn't matter. Millionaire spyware mogul wins gold skiing moguls. Whatever.

    (and now for something completely different)
    I can't stand NBC's coverage of the olympics. I don't remember ever being exactly thrilled with whoever covers them in a given year, but this year seems especially bad. They do the same old "All the Americans + the top 2-3 other people" for every event, and instead of actually showing us as much of as many events as possible (the reason I want to watch the Olympics), they waste precious hours of their limited coverage with lame feel-good stories that TV reporters seem to love so much. They claimed there would be something like 400 hours of coverage this year, but it seems to be the same stuff three times a day. For the next olympics can we give the rights to someone who actually cares about attempting to cover the Olympics?

    1. Re:Mogul Mogul by Enigma2175 · · Score: 1

      instead of actually showing us as much of as many events as possible (the reason I want to watch the Olympics), they waste precious hours of their limited coverage with lame feel-good stories that TV reporters seem to love so much.

      You must be new here....

      Seriously, I cannot remember an Olympics where the "human interest" stories were not the bulk of the coverage. I doubt NBC has cornered this market.

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    2. Re:Mogul Mogul by Spectra72 · · Score: 1

      This is because NBC gears their coverage towards women and the American Idol crowd (which BTW kicks the Olympics ass in ratings).

      When you watch the Olympics and see commercials for baby stuff and feminine hygenie products as well as the soap opera type "human interest" stories you are made acutely aware that this coverage is not for the hard-core sports fiend. (ie men). Would NBC garner higher ratings if they went the hardcore sports route? Doubtful, men are not really the demographic of prime time tv in any case, at least not enough men to make up for the droves of casual fans and women who would turn on something else. As for the non-primetime slots, you don't really expect anyone to pre-empt soap operas do you? Housefraus of the nation would revolt.

      The IOC couldn't give a tinker's cuss as to the number of people actually watching once they get their money from NBC. That's NBC's problem.

      Move along. They don't want you.

    3. Re:Mogul Mogul by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Man are you right! The coverage this year is atrocious. It is hard to tell whats going on and the feel good stories and event jumping kill any exitement that a given event might generate. NBC totaly screwed this one. You'd think they would want to make good on their 800 million dollar investment but no they are seeing how fast it can all flush down the toilet.

    4. Re:Mogul Mogul by Unpossible · · Score: 1
      You haven't been watching what I have been watching then. There has been extensive non-American coverage, including, each and every single men's Ice Hockey game, regardless of the teams involved, extensive coverage of 'fringe' sports, such as curling, etc. Steer away from NBC and watch USA, CNBC and MSNBC. They have all the hidden gems.

      I spent four hours watching coverage yesterday on NBC and there was barely even a reference of anything American. Which considering the target audience, I found shocking. NBC has done the best job I have ever seen an American broadcaster do so far this year.

  30. Foster's. Australian for beer. by TheOtherAgentM · · Score: 4, Funny

    Spyware...Australian for advertising.

    1. Re:Foster's. Australian for beer. by MishgoDog · · Score: 1

      Yet no-one in Australia drinks Fosters... we just export that sh*te to the rest of the world... Think about it...

    2. Re:Foster's. Australian for beer. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Foster's. Australian for urine.

    3. Re:Foster's. Australian for beer. by Dhar · · Score: 1

      Actually, while I was backpacking in Australia I met someone who drank Fosters. "The only guy in Australia who drinks that shit," his friends joked. He seemed slightly apologetic about it, Fosters in hand...

      -g.

    4. Re:Foster's. Australian for beer. by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      And you're likely to get equally quizzical looks if you go to Australia and request either.

    5. Re:Foster's. Australian for beer. by VirtualWolf · · Score: 1

      We don't drink Fosters here. Fosters is the shit we export to all you poor sods who don't know any better. ;)

  31. Maybe a reason for the Australian gov't by ccccc · · Score: 1

    It might be a reason for the Australian gov't to refuse to fund him, but it'd be stupid for the IOC even to consider it. The Olympics are an athletic competition, if the skier has done something illegal then being in jail should be what deters him from going. Otherwise, it has no relation to their athletic ability. If Australia feels it hurts their country's image then don't put him on the team.

  32. *WAS* is the important word right by StArSkY · · Score: 4, Funny

    .. he gave up his spyware business to focus on the olympics...

    Well at least the olympics are good for reducing spam right ?

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    1. Re:*WAS* is the important word right by hotdiggitydawg · · Score: 1

      You mean someone finally found a use for the olympics?

    2. Re:*WAS* is the important word right by CraigoFL · · Score: 0, Troll

      > Well at least the olympics are good for reducing spam right ? Your post advocates a ( ) technical ( ) legislative (X) market-based ( ) vigilante approach to fighting spam. Your idea will not work. Here is why it won't work. (One or more of the following may apply to your particular idea, and it may have other flaws which used to vary from state to state before a bad federal law was passed.) ( ) Spammers can easily use it to harvest email addresses (X) Mailing lists and other legitimate email uses would be affected ( ) No one will be able to find the guy or collect the money ( ) It is defenseless against brute force attacks (X) It will stop spam for two weeks and then we'll be stuck with it ( ) Users of email will not put up with it ( ) Microsoft will not put up with it ( ) The police will not put up with it (X) Requires too much cooperation from spammers (X) Requires immediate total cooperation from everybody at once ( ) Many email users cannot afford to lose business or alienate potential employers ( ) Spammers don't care about invalid addresses in their lists ( ) Anyone could anonymously destroy anyone else's career or business Specifically, your plan fails to account for ( ) Laws expressly prohibiting it ( ) Lack of centrally controlling authority for email ( ) Open relays in foreign countries ( ) Ease of searching tiny alphanumeric address space of all email addresses (X) Asshats ( ) Jurisdictional problems ( ) Unpopularity of weird new taxes ( ) Public reluctance to accept weird new forms of money ( ) Huge existing software investment in SMTP ( ) Susceptibility of protocols other than SMTP to attack ( ) Willingness of users to install OS patches received by email ( ) Armies of worm riddled broadband-connected Windows boxes ( ) Eternal arms race involved in all filtering approaches (X) Extreme profitability of spam ( ) Joe jobs and/or identity theft ( ) Technically illiterate politicians ( ) Extreme stupidity on the part of people who do business with spammers (X) Dishonesty on the part of spammers themselves ( ) Bandwidth costs that are unaffected by client filtering ( ) Outlook and the following philosophical objections may also apply: ( ) Ideas similar to yours are easy to come up with, yet none have ever been shown practical ( ) Any scheme based on opt-out is unacceptable ( ) SMTP headers should not be the subject of legislation ( ) Blacklists suck ( ) Whitelists suck ( ) We should be able to talk about Viagra without being censored ( ) Countermeasures should not involve wire fraud or credit card fraud ( ) Countermeasures should not involve sabotage of public networks ( ) Countermeasures must work if phased in gradually ( ) Sending email should be free ( ) Why should we have to trust you and your servers? ( ) Incompatiblity with open source or open source licenses (X) Feel-good measures do nothing to solve the problem ( ) Temporary/one-time email addresses are cumbersome ( ) I don't want the government reading my email (X) Killing them that way is not slow and painful enough Furthermore, this is what I think about you: (X) Sorry dude, but I don't think it would work. ( ) This is a stupid idea, and you're a stupid person for suggesting it. ( ) Nice try, assh0le! I'm going to find out where you live and burn your house down!

    3. Re:*WAS* is the important word right by JPriest · · Score: 1

      The hell he did. The guy apparently founded the company to fund he training and he drives a Lamborghini. From the little bit I read he was still working there. I would like to see your source but even if he is no longer running the company I believe he still owns most of it.

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    4. Re:*WAS* is the important word right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol, YFI

  33. This is True Aussie Style? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you are going to kick people out of your country for being dicks, you better get on the boat with him. You guys were awfully happy to let him join the program when he first left Canada and it's not like this 'business' of his is new. He's only a villain now that /. says so? Baaaaaaaaaaaa.

  34. Professionals in the Olympics by 834r9394557r011 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Didn't they change that law to allow those who make money at their sport can now compete in the olympics? a la shawn white?

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    1. Re:Professionals in the Olympics by feyhunde · · Score: 1

      Not sure if it's wide open yet. I know basketball has been wide open since the Dream Team in 92. But I think a few sports still have reservations.

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    2. Re:Professionals in the Olympics by zx75 · · Score: 1

      It's already true in sports like skiing, snowboarding, and hockey.

      Really, 'amateur' sport isn't any more noble or better than professional sport, it was originally conceived as an elitist ideal at the dawn of the modern Olympic games because only the rich could compete since they were the only ones that could fund their lifestyle and afford the time and money to be any good at 'amateur' sport.

      It's a restriction that should have been discarded a long time ago... because someone is 'professional' just means that they are good enough that people are willing to pay them to compete, and should be just as valid as competitors. It doesn't make you any less for making money at what you do.

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  35. Further by ackthpt · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I know the concept of Olympians being amateurs is outdated, but shouldn't they be barred from competition for this sort of thing?"
    ...unless spam or spyware is illegal in Australia, or against terms set by the International Olympic Committee [..] then no, he shouldn't be barred from competition.

    Seriously, since when has it been a precondition of The Olympics for an athlete not to be some horrid scumbag? For the most part you only see these people perform, a smile or tears for the camera, stand around on the medal stand while the music plays, perhaps on a cereal box and some lite interviewing on telly. Unless they erupt like Tom Cruise (on behalf of his Co$ beliefs), how are you likely to know any past or present are rotters?

    Ok, thanks to the internet and nature of this weasel's business it will come up, and hopefully he'll get flayed in the press (Gold Medal Vermin), though you don't often hear much of these, except the most photogenic who go on to some level of stardom.

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  36. his real sponsors.... by Lord_of_the_nerf · · Score: 5, Funny
    check out his competition jacket...

    I bet it has 'sponsored by C1Alis! and Vi4gra! By online too satsfy you're lady"

  37. Modified medal by MrNougat · · Score: 5, Funny

    Someone should modify his Olympic medal so that it's got a flap on the front that "pops up" at random intervals and smacks him in the face, blocking his view.

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  38. You have no sense of humor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I may be stupid, but you have no sense of humor.

    Die Australian Spamming Scum

  39. Imposter by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 4, Funny

    A real Canadian would apologise.

    1. Re:Imposter by Zarquil · · Score: 1

      That's true.

      I'm sorry. I shouldn't have let it happen in the first place.

      You'll note I'll be vague over precisely what I'm apologizing for. *grin*

          - Zarq

    2. Re:Imposter by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 1

      Sorry, that's right.

    3. Re:Imposter by vux984 · · Score: 3, Funny

      A real Canadian would apologise.

      We're sorry you feel that way.

  40. Right on by GoatPigSheep · · Score: 1

    People who spam, or work in the adware industry, are still human..

    A lot of people seem to have no sense of morality when speaking of spammers... They aren't any worse than anyone else working in the ad industry. They still have rights as human beings

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    1. Re:Right on by Twanfox · · Score: 1

      They still have rights as human beings, but they do not have the right to intrude upon my life in my home in ways that I do not approve of. 'Drive-by Download/Installs' on computers I own is, and should be considered, an invasion of privacy and a tresspass into your home. Only if I knowingly and willingly acknowledge and agree to have said ad software installed upon my machine is it in any way respectable, and even then, if I opt out, say 'no more', they damn well better honor my request.

      It is that mentality that advertisers have that seems to be skewed. Just because you're presenting a product to the buying public does not give you the right to pursue us, chase us, show us your wares when we wave you off, tell you no, or otherwise say 'take a hike'. People get irritated and agrivated when pursued like that, and see all such people in a bad light. Doubly so when the methods in which said pursuit is done is of questionable legality.

      Spammers like this should not be considered 'ok' by any stretch. Unless I can tell them to piss off and they take it to heart and do it, they deserve every disdainful thing said about their morals and business practices.

    2. Re:Right on by fithmo · · Score: 2, Funny

      "They aren't any worse than anyone else working in the ad industry." Wow, so they're pretty bad then?

    3. Re:Right on by GoatPigSheep · · Score: 1

      Well I wouldn't blame the adware people as much as the people who make a faulty operating system prone to exploits. Neverless, a properly updated windows system using firefox and only reliable purchased software (not pirated warez, which are prone to include viruses and other goodies), shouldn't suffer from intrusive software... Generally that comes with excessive pirated software use and/or access to pornographic websites.

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    4. Re:Right on by Twanfox · · Score: 1

      An open gate is not an invitation to tresspass. An open front door is not an invitation to steal from a house. A sexy woman dressed in flashy clothing is not begging to be raped. Use of a buggy or exploitable operating system is not an invitation to have invasive or unauthorized applications installed upon it.

      Please understand these things. Use of a vulnerable operating system does not grant anyone any more rights than they would have had if you were using an unbreakable system. Come back next time, ok?

    5. Re:Right on by GoatPigSheep · · Score: 1

      If someone drives around in an unreliable, unsafe automobile, which although it functions most of the time is prone to breaking down and such, possibly causing injury, who's fault is it? Possibly the maker of the automobile, granted, and deffinately the fault of the person driving it (if they have prior knowledge of their automobile being unrealiable and possibly unsafe).

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    6. Re:Right on by Twanfox · · Score: 1

      I think you're confusing fault and responsibility with invitation and authorization. That's ok, as it makes it easier to make an argument. How exactally is your example supposed to mean it is 'ok' for spammers to usurp your computer so that they can deliver ads against your consent?

    7. Re:Right on by GoatPigSheep · · Score: 1

      It is straight economics... The "spammers" have the ability to advertise using faults in the windows operating system, therefore they will... They would be foolish not to. If you look at it from a pure marketing standpoint it is a great oppurtunity.

      I don't like being exposed to ads while driving on the highway either, but someone decided it was a good idea to destroy our landscape with ads for the almighty dollar.

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    8. Re:Right on by Twanfox · · Score: 1

      Well, thanks for trying, anyways. Nothing you've said points towards a valid reason why such methods of advertising aren't illegal, immoral, or socially deviant behavior.

    9. Re:Right on by GoatPigSheep · · Score: 1

      well I'm trying to explain that advertising is intrusive in ALL it's forms...

      Personally I think billboards should be illegal, they destroy the landscape, but I'm not about to go on a witchhunt for the guy who owns the company that made the ad for the billboard, or try and take away his rights as a human being.

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    10. Re:Right on by Twanfox · · Score: 1
      Let me elaborate a bit on why your thought process is so backwards.

      A lot of people seem to have no sense of morality when speaking of spammers... They aren't any worse than anyone else working in the ad industry. They still have rights as human beings
      This is the statement which I consider to be flawed, in a way. While in my followup, I stated 'They are still human...', their actions of unauthorized, invasive software installations and intrusive ads foster a sense of ill will against them. Not only that, unauthorized installation of software on computer assets that they do not own is and/or can be considered a criminal tresspass (ie: I believe a law exists concerning this, and if not, should). It doesn't really matter how they got the opportunity to make the tresspass, the very fact that they did it makes them amoral with respect to the rights of others.

      Well I wouldn't blame the adware people as much as the people who make a faulty operating system prone to exploits.
      You say this why? Do you hope to wave a hand over things and say that adware people are good people, that you'd want them watching your back in a dark alley? And what's this about placing blame on the makers of the operating system? While certainly they are worthy of disdain as well for being incapable of producing a quality product, that doesn't 'make better' the actions of adware people when they break the law.

      Possibly the maker of the automobile, granted, and deffinately the fault of the person driving it (if they have prior knowledge of their automobile being unrealiable and possibly unsafe).
      Apples and oranges. Again, you try to turn away responsibility for the actions of adware 'professionals' that break the law. It doesn't matter to you that there is not a single operating system in existance today that doesn't have some flaw, some vulnerability, both discovered and undiscovered, that would allow adware people to install nefarious software. Is that to say that, just because I know this, that I am at fault for everything that happens to my computer, even when I take every precaution I can to avoid it? In my professional field, it is unfortunately a necessary evil that I work with the technology that is vulnerable. It is even my responsibility to fix it when it breaks. However, that still does not 'make it right' for adware people to exhibit such immoral behavior with others.

      The "spammers" have the ability to advertise using faults in the windows operating system, therefore they will... They would be foolish not to.
      Businesses have the ability to use cheap labor using slavery, therefor they will... They would be foolish not to.
      While obviously, my revision of the statement is not true, it was at one point in time. Did that make it any more ok for them, to relegate people to the status of property for their own gain? Or perhaps did that act simply prove to everyone that they had no morals when it came to human rights, and perhaps didn't deserve as many rights as they seemed to enjoy. Taking advantage of a fault or flaw in order to push or sell your wares is a prime example of business ethics in action, or a lack there of. Ethically, an honest business WOULD NOT take advantage of something they could reasonably determine to be wrong, even if it may 'cost them sales'. All it takes is this. Would spammers enjoy having people send them 100-150+ messages a day about offers they don't want? Do they take similar steps to shelter their own email addresses from the public at large so that they don't suffer this? If they are unwilling to endure what they are pushing, what they are doing is unethical.

      Oh, spammers and adware people that break the law are certainly still people, and still deserve some basic human rights. That doesn't mean anyone has to like them. That doesn't mean that people have to allow it to continue. As I recall, they don't let criminals participate in the Olympic games. If a spammer abuses the law and/or breaks it, he should most certianly have his ability to participate in them stripped. Competition in the Olympics isn't a basic human right. It's a privilage.

  41. he is an amteur by Edmund+Blackadder · · Score: 3, Insightful

    From the original Slashdot story:

    "I know the concept of Olympians being amateurs is outdated, but shouldn't they be barred from competition for this sort of thing?"

    Well, it is correct that the Olympics no longer require that the contestants be amateurs, but even if they did the Australian in question would still be an amateur. I.e., olympic athletes were always allowed to be professionals in some field but untill few years ago they were not allowed to be pros in the field they are competing in. So the quoted sentence does not make much sence.

    A think a much bigger issue is what this guy did may have been a crime in many of the countries he was doing it in. So should a criminal be allowed in the Olympics? I don't know ... but since he probably has not been convicted anywhere, I dont think the Olympic games is the correct place to judge him.

    1. Re:he is an amteur by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      what this guy did may have been a crime in many of the countries he was doing it in

      If a woman athlete creates a website that includes a photo of herself (without a burqa) she may well be committing a crime in any repressive Muslim country where that picture is downloaded. Should she be banned from the Olympics?

      People blether on about "criminals" as if the word has some kind of universal meaning.

  42. Re:FIRST POST FOR JESUS by Le+Marteau · · Score: 1

    Jesus loves you but Bob WANTS you!

    Praise Bob!

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  43. spyware & the olympics have a connection? by mcguyver · · Score: 1

    I don't see a connection between spyware & the olympics. Why ban him from the Olympics at all? Or why stop at banning him from the Olympics? Why not take away his driving privledges or his passport?

    1. Re:spyware & the olympics have a connection? by SquadBoy · · Score: 1

      Naw. Shooting him in the back of the head is faster and easier.

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    2. Re:spyware & the olympics have a connection? by goldspider · · Score: 1

      Because some people want to impose their own standard of what makes a "good" vs. "EVIL" business, and punish those who disagree.

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  44. That's not exactly true. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Given that they drug test for recreational narcotics, they are most definitely pushing their morality upon others. (To quote Robin Williams: "The only way [marijuana] a performance-enhancing drug is if there's a big fucking Hershey bar at the end of the run.") If they are going to ban pot, then they might as well ban spam.

    1. Re:That's not exactly true. by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

      Given that they drug test for recreational narcotics, they are most definitely pushing their morality upon others.

      So marijuana is just a recreational drug and has no medicinal or healing value, right? 'Cause if it did, then it ought to be banned by the Olympics, but you say it shouldn't....

      What's the story now?

  45. This must not be true by greatigers · · Score: 0

    TV never mentioned it! It has to be false!

  46. Ironic by txghia58 · · Score: 1

    reading an article about a guy that makes money off of popup advertisements and I get two hits on my google popup blocker from the site.

  47. Take away his medal and... by Eric_Cartman_South_P · · Score: 5, Funny

    Take away his medal and give him an X-10 camera instead.

  48. The Olympics and 'morality' by grolschie · · Score: 1
    "...but shouldn't they be barred from competition for this sort of thing?"
    Shouldn't China be barred from entering the Olympics for their human rights violations? Nah, instead they'll let those commies host the Olympics.
    1. Re:The Olympics and 'morality' by timmyf2371 · · Score: 1

      There is precedent; the 2002 Olympics were held in the US.

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    2. Re:The Olympics and 'morality' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Commies? Are you from the past?

    3. Re:The Olympics and 'morality' by grolschie · · Score: 1
      Commies? Are you from the past?
      "Nonetheless, the Communist Party still has absolute control over political aspects of society, and it continuously seeks to eradicate threats to its rule. Examples of this include the jailing of political opponents and journalists, general control of the press, regulation of religions and other non-party organizations, censorship of the press, literature and film, and suppression of independence/secessionist movements."
      - ref
    4. Re:The Olympics and 'morality' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      They call themselves the "Communist Party", but they are obviously corrupt authoritarian capitalists. Read your wikipedia quote again; there's nothing there about communism except the name.

      Indeed, I'm finding it hard to think of a single contemporary Chinese policy you could describe as communist. Maybe the one baby rule counts.

    5. Re:The Olympics and 'morality' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How 'bout an compulsary atheistic state - widespread persecution, torture and jail time for religious people.

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  50. Umm.. by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

    I believe the quote goes:

    "Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole"

    It's pretty popular

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  51. who cares? by avi33 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Maybe I heard a PR-friendly version of the story, but his parents wouldn't fly him and his brother around the world to compete, so they started a company to make some money. When he was thirteen. I made $3/hour at that age, and I was a high roller compared to my friends who couldn't even get jobs.

    So he was making crapware? BFD. With the possible exceptions of the EFFers and some folks at NASA, how many slashdotters haven't ever written code that doesn't pollute the world with wasted CPU cycles? Christ, I just spent the day programming a Dealer Locator. That's not exactly feeding starving children, unless you count my own.

    Who exactly gets to set the moral compass for what constitutes 'worthwhile' software? Right now, the net is crawling with identity theives, pr0n magnates, script kiddie extortionists, and worst of all, Marketers.

    God forbid someone should judge you based the goals and accomplishments you had by age 21. I suspect the most vociferous flamers are just jealous of his financial and athletic success.

    1. Re:who cares? by Stickney · · Score: 1

      "and worst of all, Marketers."

      Which would be where he fits in; popping up 20,000,000 ads per day certainly sounds like it!

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    2. Re:who cares? by Bladestorm · · Score: 1

      I hate to admit it but I am a bit jealous. Yes the guy made a horrible career move, but how many people can say their a millionaire, have a Lamborghini, and a gold medal at age 21? That to me is incredible success, and it pisses me off.

    3. Re:who cares? by Derosian · · Score: 1

      how many slashdotters haven't ever written code that doesn't pollute the world with wasted CPU cycles? I havent, all my code is VERY efficient and useful. =p

    4. Re:who cares? by Barbarian · · Score: 1

      I hate to admit it but I am a bit jealous. Yes the guy made a horrible career move, but how many people can say their a millionaire, have a Lamborghini, and a gold medal at age 21? That to me is incredible success, and it pisses me off.

      Let's just hope he wastes the next 10 years or so doing a lot of blow, and at the end had to sell the Lambo for more, and is facing jail for scumware. Oh, and Bubba in prison has a good supply of blow for relaxing certain body parts.

  52. Um, olympic athletes *can* be professionals by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1

    WTF do you think the Americans and Russians were playing at for the last 20 years? In ancient history, they were professionals too, the amateur thing was a modern class inspired blip.

    Oh, except boxing... of course.

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  53. shouldn't they be barred from competition for this sort of thing?
    No. I think an avalanche of villification on slashdot would be more appropriate.
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  54. Amateur Hour? by fatmal · · Score: 1

    I know the concept of Olympians being amateurs is outdated, but shouldn't they be barred from competition for this sort of thing?

    Does this mean the U.S. Basketball team now needs to give back its medals?

    1. Re:Amateur Hour? by belg4mit · · Score: 1

      The Dream Team is a bad idea, but it was adopted after many years of US frustration
      with other countries refusing to enforce the required amateur status of participants
      (namely in soccer IIRC).

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  55. He Should Compete! by teasea · · Score: 1

    Right after I blow his kneecaps off.

  56. Barring spammers? by Attila · · Score: 1

    ...shouldn't they be barred from competition for this sort of thing?"

    No, let's just rip his leg off, beat him to death with the bloody end of it, and call it even.

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  57. You haven't looked very hard, have you? by avi33 · · Score: 1

    You need USA, CNBC, and MSNBC to get the full 400 hours.

    You're just getting the highly produced, packaged version.

    It's a little high on artificial drama and sappy anecdotes, but I think they do a pretty good job of production considering they have less than a day to put together every night's show. Consider the Tour de France, where, until OLN was broadcasting it daily (thanks Lance) you had to watch the distilled summary every sunday. They had no problem getting the viewer up to speed and making it dramatic (if it wasn't). With the Olympics, they have maybe 14-16 hours to select and edit the footage (granted their melodramatic stories are long since prepared) and link it all up for a "live" broadcast. It's no small feat.

    That being said, I do think they should look beyond 'just the Americans' more, but with my tiny little bit of TV production experience, I can appreciate how difficult it must be to put together a show under those conditions for 3 weeks.

  58. Lier, Spammer, Olympic Champion.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    According to this article, http://www.google.com/url?sa=D&q=http://www.theglo beandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20060216.wxbrunt 16/BNStory/Sports/home, he was quoted as "We don't do pop-ups". Glad he disassociated himself from us Canucks

  59. Back in the day... by dlamming · · Score: 1

    in the real Olympics, Alcibiades was allowed to compete (or at least the teams he hired were). Now he was a real piece of work.

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  60. VALUEAD.COM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i looked at a mirror of the site, at the bottom of the mirror there was a copyright 2002 VALUEAD.COM, VALUEAD.COM is still up now, so are they linked or not?
    -thatGuyRightThere

  61. New Event: 4 Tractor Pull by geohump · · Score: 1

    He should be requied to participate in that new Olympic event, the 4 way Tractor pull.

    1 spammer, 4 tractors, spammer in the middle, each tractor pulls the spammer in a different direction.

    Driver who ends up with the smallest piece of spammer wins!

  62. If I was 13 in 1998 by geekoid · · Score: 1

    I would have tried the exact same thing.

    as it was, I was 13 in 1977, so my spyware product didn't have a market..or means..or code. I did go door to door and sell my services as a car washer.

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  63. I hope there's a return parade by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 1

    Egg him!

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  64. Why not biathlon? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    I would watch, AFTER telling all the participating nations how he got into the competition.

    I wonder if someone would voluntarily run that extra lap to have that bullet to waste on... I would!

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  65. Agreed. by mmell · · Score: 1
    Somehow, I don't think the Greeks who came up with this whole "Olympics" thing cared too much about how the athletes got there, only how well they did once they were there.

    Granted, they didn't have doping issues to contend with; yet I suspect that they enjoyed some number of performances by athletes with (even by the standards of the day) maculate pasts.

    1. Re:Agreed. by Mistshadow2k4 · · Score: 1

      Somehow, I don't think the Greeks who came up with this whole "Olympics" thing cared too much about how the athletes got there, only how well they did once they were there.

      Yes and no. Actually, most of them were slaves. They literally wore a leash on their penises that their masters would lead them around by.

      Don't aske me why I know that.

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  66. I don't understand spyware/spam by babbling · · Score: 1

    Spyware and spam are VERY tough markets. I don't understand see why any company would pick these as methods of marketing. Doing so is effectively making your target market people who are pissed off at you to begin with.

    I realise it's cheaper than something like highly targetted Google ads, but targetted marketing attracts people who are actually HAPPY they found your product, and INTERESTED in it. It's an easier and more effective method of marketing. It costs more, but the visitor-to-customer conversion rate is probably so much higher that it's worth ditching spam.

    I can't imagine the conversion rate for spam being more than 1 in 10,000 on average. First the piece of spam has to get past (for the vast majority of addresses) GMail/Hotmail's spam filters (seems about a 1 in 50 chance for my GMail account), or some other spam filter that is in place. Supposing it does get into the view of someone's inbox, most can be recognised as spam before they're opened, so maybe a 1-in-10 chance of being opened. If it gets opened, for every person that's actually interested, there must be at least others 1000 who wish they never received it.

    (1/50)*(1/10)*(1/1,000) = 1/500,000

    One customer for every half a million pieces of spam really isn't that great. I wonder if the companies that use spam as a marketing tool are also being scammed by spam-sending companies. It's possible that spam having any sort of good return on investment is a myth.

  67. Official NBC/Olympics bio by The+Pim · · Score: 3, Informative
    I heard about this guy's business while watching the men's mogul competition, so I looked it up on NBC's olympics site:
    At 13, the entrepreneur founded an online marketing company that he says has grown to the third-largest in the world. Begg-Smith originally started the Vancouver and New York-based company, which designs search engines and pop-up window blockers for about 5,000 websites, to fund his ski career.
    Which seemed a little fishy--why would an online marketing company want to block pop-ups? I guess somebody did a clumsy job of white-washing his bio.
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    1. Re:Official NBC/Olympics bio by freeweed · · Score: 1

      why would an online marketing company want to block pop-ups?

      Simple. They don't. They lie. That is the raison d'etre of advertising in the 21st century:

      New York-based company, which designs search engines and pop-up window blockers for about 5,000 websites

      Why exactly would a *website* need a pop-up blocker anyway?

      Besides, it's like regular old spam. "Click here to unsubscribe" basically subscibes you to their website. Installing some asshat's "POP-UP BLOCKER!!!!!!!!!!" software pretty much guarantees they're going to run pop-ups of their own. This isn't news to those of us in IT, but marketers and advertisers have seemingly no qualms stating the exact opposite of reality.

      At least in beer commercials, it's only IMPLIED that hot chicks will talk to you...

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    2. Re:Official NBC/Olympics bio by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 1

      No no no...

      By "pop-up window blockers" he obviously means things that pop up and blocks windows, ie. just regular old pop-up ads.

      Brilliant wordplay, that :-P

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  68. Re:In true jamaican style: by Brigadier · · Score: 1


    As a Jamaican,

    Fuck you ... and yu mumma, (your mom). Ben Johnson was a candaian citizen, his ass couldn't afford steroids until he moved to canada

  69. Same user experience by DSP_Geek · · Score: 1

    For his next downhill run, some of the moguls should be pop-ups: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bouncing_betty

  70. I'll give him a 'gold medal'... by Chordonblue · · Score: 1

    "but shouldn't they be barred from competition for this sort of thing?"

    Yes... And beaten severely too!

    (I'll help!)

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  71. It's simple... by msauve · · Score: 1

    the Olympics should have a "morals" clause for competitors - no convicted felons, spammers, malware authors, domain squatters, or history of any other anti-social activities which indicate moral turpitude.

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  72. +5 Informative? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I could understand +5: Funny, but Informative?!

    If only the mods would give me some of their weed...

    1. Re:+5 Informative? by m50d · · Score: 1

      Oh come on, it's so true. Any mods reading this, please keep it that way.

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  73. do you still watch sports? by roman_mir · · Score: 1

    I can't figure it out, why do people watch other people do sports or play games? The Olympics don't make sense twice: first, because watching other people do sports makes no sense and the second time, because it is not even real sports, it is all about what country's chemistry/biology fields are better developped.

  74. I am so looking forward to the tickertape parade by EvilBastard · · Score: 1

    I wonder what I can throw out the window this time.

  75. Re:In even better Aussie style: by BluBrick · · Score: 1

    You can keep your Canadian spyware mogul.

    We'll keep our Australian moguls skiing champion.

    (Oh yeah. I know he passed his drug test, but if he had been a drug cheat, he'd have been a Canadian drug cheat as well.)

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  76. Australian Support by Archon-X · · Score: 1

    So I guess every proud Australian is also a zombie? ..on reflection, I guess that's probably why they're proud.

  77. Speak for yourself. by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 1

    I'm 16 and I like looking at pictures of the opposite sex of my own age.
    Does this mean I like CP?

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    1. Re:Speak for yourself. by jcr · · Score: 1

      I'm 16 and I like looking at pictures of the opposite sex of my own age.
      Does this mean I like CP?


      All I can say is, you probably should stay out of Kansas...

      -jcr

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    2. Re:Speak for yourself. by UltimateRobotLover · · Score: 1
      16 years old? No problem!

      15 years, 350 days? Paedo scum!

  78. Where's Karma when you need her by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just goes to show, being a slimey bastard really pays off...

  79. have i gott a deel for you by grumpy+mole · · Score: 1

    You can't turn this one down... O l y m p i c G o l d and all other medals. Cleck here now!!! Your wont be disapointed. Bugger, it's difficult writing spam email. Wazza

  80. seems fitting by penguin-collective · · Score: 1

    Advertising-infested Olympic Games go well with advertising-infested PCs, and the "olympic movement" is a commercial sham. It's not surprising that the same unscrupulous people participate and win in both.

    If you want to help international understanding, participating in commercialized mega-events is not the way to do it. Instead, go travel on your own and get to know people by talking to them. And if you like sports, go running, skiing, or play soccer with the friends you make that way.

  81. As a Canadian, by freeweed · · Score: 2, Funny

    We've already apologized for Bryan Adams on several occasions.

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    1. Re:As a Canadian, by Will2k_is_here · · Score: 2, Funny

      We've already apologized for Bryan Adams on several occasions.

      Unfortunately, Celine Dion is simply inexcusable and unforgivable.

    2. Re:As a Canadian, by H0p313ss · · Score: 1

      Just think of her as WMD

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  82. Athletic assistance from Government? by Barbarian · · Score: 1

    I know they don't have to be jobless, but I'd like to know if he was supplementing his ill-gotten spam and spyware gains with government handouts too. In Canada, an olympic athlete can get a substantial amount of money from the government for living costs and training every year, I wonder if Australia has such a program, and if he did take advantage, I wonder if he would have told them about his business.

    1. Re:Athletic assistance from Government? by mabinogi · · Score: 1

      Four words.

      Australian Institute Of Sports.

      They practically grow government sponsored atheletes here.

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    2. Re:Athletic assistance from Government? by RestartLater · · Score: 1

      So who paid for his ski training? He was born here in Canada and trained here. In this case, it was probably not the aussie body that paid his training. Although I'm sure they offered him something he just couldn't refuse just so he'd cross over. Well, you Aussies can just keep him!

  83. Designs search engines? by Barbarian · · Score: 1

    You mean like those false result pages with a lot of advertising that google is always trying to smack down?

    Pop-up blockers? You mean pop-up protection, FROM THEIR POPUPS.

  84. email an athlete by tooth · · Score: 1

    Send him an "encoraging" email on the right hand side of this page. He might be also interested in certian blue "performance" enhancing pills.

  85. In true US Style by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Atomic warheads need neither cannon fodder nor fighter Jets.

    Now bend over and take it like a good little Frenchie.

    You're all girls after all, even the men. ESPECIALLY the men.

    1. Re:In true US Style by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Oh, you mean those 40 year old missiles with the decayed plutonium and badly maintained electronics that *might* get within 100 miles of their Russian target? If the liquid propellant hasn't leaked away? You're such a child. Go back to your toys. Don't forget to paint USA on the side.

      "need neither cannon fodder nor fighter Jets"

      So why don't you use them instead of recruiting old people and developping new jets with corporate welfare?

  86. Actually... by Gordo_1 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Although you've played to the conspiracy theorists who'd love to believe the myth that the high paid professional athletes really are a bunch of overpaid floaters who couldn't care less about the olympics, the truth is USA's tie with Latvia early on in olympic rounds was more or less predictable and quite common under such circumstances.

    The only two teams who are made up of 100% NHL players are Canada and Team USA. These two teams played for the gold 4 years ago in Nagano after handily beating all other strong hockey playing countries, which include Sweden, Finland, Russia and the Czech Republic. If you'll go back and look at the early rounds of each of the past several olympic games, the NHL-based clubs tend to do poorly early on and from time to time get beaten by teams made up of amateurs. Why is this?

    1. The players are often travelling to the other side of the world 24-48 hours before they are supposed to step on the ice and play. That's hardly enough time to compensate for jet lag. (Obviously, this was not an excuse at Salt Lake in '02...)

    2. NHL seasons are in full swing up to about 3 days before the first game at the olympics, meaning that the olympic teams made up of NHL players have little more than a single practice together in 4 months leading up to the games. That's not enough time to gel together as a cohesive team unit.

    3. Teams that win Stanley cups aren't made up solely of a group of all-star players. On championship teams, each player has spent a good deal of time learning to fill a particular role on the squad so that the team plays better as a whole than would be expected based on the individual talent of each player alone. These NHL "dream team" squads often lack an appropriate mix of key role players.

    4. Early games at the olympics are mostly meaningless. Given the circumstances (first competitive game together as a team) any professional coach will tell you it's more productive to spend time getting to understand each other's playing style rather than focusing on annihilating the competition as if it was the gold medal game.

    5. "...on any given Sunday". Hockey, basketball and baseball are sports in which a few random lucky bounces can dramatically change the outcome of a single game. It's quite common (maybe 15-20% of the time?) that a team is outplayed, yet wins a game because a ref call goes one way or the other, or the ball/puck takes a lucky bounce. To compensate for this randomness, MLB, NBA and the NHL have instituted best-of-5 and best-of-7 series to reduce (but never quite eliminate) the chances that the weaker team will advance. The Olympics is single-game elimination in the semi-final rounds and beyond, meaning even a significantly weaker team has a decent chance of advancing past a strong competitor.

    6. Hot goalies. More than any player on the ice, goalies have a huge impact on a team's overall results. A hot goalie can almost single-handedly win a game for a team that is otherwise badly outplayed. Witness the Czech Republic's beating of Canada at the 1998 Olympics for evidence of this. Stanley Cup champions almost without exception have very strong goaltending. It's not uncommon for a really hot goalie to turn aside 40-50 shots a game when his team fails him against a stronger opponent. These games can have surprisingly positive outcomes for otherwise badly outplayed teams if the goalie plays really well.

    With that said, go Canada!

    1. Re:Actually... by Politburo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Nagano was 8 years ago, and the US team sucked and trashed some hotel rooms. 4 years ago the olympics were in Salt Lake City.

    2. Re:Actually... by MintyGreen · · Score: 1

      I caught that, too. Funnier is that he even mentioned "Salt Lake in '02" in the paragraph after "4 years ago in Nagano." It's 2006. Oops.

  87. Funny how by aatu · · Score: 1

    my visual idea of a supreme spam-meister was always closer to some ogre like Ron Jeremy or something.

  88. re by JohnVanVliet · · Score: 0

    not baned but drawn and quarted and there head inpailed and put on display at the city gates

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  89. You guys don't see anything but your screens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The deck is not stacked in the US favor because there are NHL players on practically EVERY TEAM in the Olympics why don't you head on over to http://www.nbcolympics.com/ and look up the hockey section and see for yourselves, or better yet, take your hands out of your pants, find the remote and change the channel from G4 to NBC for a bit. If you ignorant fools are going to spew your self righteousness, you might want to bone up on your facts before posting

  90. Pot and Kettle by mahju · · Score: 1

    The age reports in the article "...the companies that he and brother Jason Begg-Smith are involved with are some of the most annoying aspects of the web"

    and then "Web searches reveal that AdsCPM Network has been a supplier of pop-under and -up advertising to websites."

    Ahhh did anyone else notice their google toolbar trying to block The Age's most annoying pop-up ads when they went there? Sheezzzz

  91. It is Latvia, not Lativia. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    n/t

  92. If criminals are prohibited from competing by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

    Then how will figure skaters take part in countries where metrosexuality is illegal?

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  93. WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know the concept of Olympians being amateurs is outdated, but shouldn't they be barred from competition for this sort of thing?"
    Wtf?, so the guy supported himself via spyware/adware/whateverware, that says more about how olympians are treated then about the guy himself, why should he be barred from competition just because he found a way to keep his head above water? Should you be barred from watching the olympics because you are a slashdotter?, think about it..

  94. No by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1
    I know the concept of Olympians being amateurs is outdated, but shouldn't they be barred from competition for this sort of thing?"

    In a word - no. We don't want to mix up athletics with other matters. If he violated a law, arrest him of course if that is appropriate for that crime. He should be treated the same as any other person. If we start getting into making judgements on who can compete and who can't because of their actions, then we could find ourselves on that slippery slope. Let those that are in the athletic field deal with winning at their sport (unless it is un-sportsman like conduct) and those in the legal field deal with his conduct and determine if something should be done. Since he is so high profile, I'm willing to say that his case should be considered and acted upon quickly. Get the tar hot and the feathers ready just in case.

  95. What the...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess this is /. where a lot (read: not all) of readers aren't into sports, but just because the guy does something you (and most others) don't like for a living (and apparently has a very good standard of life going for himself), if it has nothing to do with the sport I don't see why he should be banned. I always thought that banning "pro" athletes from the Olympics was sorta stupid too. Put too many blocks in place, and all of a sudden the Olympics have no relevance as sports records, since it's not really a level playing ground.

    Let me put it this way. If spammers, politicians, lawyers, **AA and pro-athletes were all banned from the Olypics, it really takes away from winning the gold medal. Why? Because no one's really certain that you're really No. 1 in the category. You're No. 1 in your category according to how your sand box is defined. Once that happens, I don't see the point in even watching any of the games.

    On a tangent, the pro-athlete part was pretty damn fucked up in the first place. Commercialism is no good, thus we ban the pros? Then what the hell is Kodak, McDonalds, Coca-Cola and all the half a million other official sponsor logos doing on just about every single freakin' item in view of the camera? To me it was simply the IOC saying "WE make the money, NOT the athletes."

    Now that professionals are allowed to participate, the Olypmics really have gained a lot. Look at Shaun White (men's snowboarding, half pipe). He didn't even participate in the World Cup, so a lot of people thought they had a chance at the medal. Then Shaun, and a bunch of other pro riders show up and bump up the hurdle half a mile. And the world gets to see what the best of the best do best.

    Back on track, so if we ban spammers from the Olympics, then what? Medalist: "I won the gold medal!" Observer: "Yeah, but that spam-king down under is still better than you." Boooooooring.

  96. Coverage of the Olympics by SeanDuggan · · Score: 1

    I put in a DVD and watched a movie. Sounds like most of the U.S. is watching other channels. I heard a report on NPR that said the coverage of the olympics came in 5th. Not even a bronze. We'd have to add two more medals...tin for 4th place, cardboard for 5th.
    Quite frankly, the lack of coverage of the Olympics is one of the reasons I usually don't even bother watching anymore. Quite often, you can only get small fractions of the sports and the timeshifting involved is horrendous. Do you remember the brouhaha a few years ago where the BBC was streaming live coverage and American broadcast companies forced them to not transmit the data to IP addresses located in the US for fear that people might prefer watching the games as they happen rather than hours afterwards with commercials breaking the events up?

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  97. how does one have anything to do with the other? by paulsomm · · Score: 1

    While his spyware company and his actions are deplorable, how is that in any way related to his Olympic status and why should it in any way affect his ability to compete? I could understand if he were running for political office or trying to start an anti-virus or anti-spyware firm, but the Olympics? We're not talking steroid use or anything that could affect his athletic ability.

    Why do people always want to push political agendas onto unrelated things? Why do people always want _their_ ethical or moral compass to be imposed on everyone else? Oh, you distributed spyware, you can't be in the Olympics . . . oh, you smoked pot, you can't be a politition . . . blah

  98. What does one have to do with the other? by justanetgod · · Score: 1

    Slashdot is becoming ludicrous. Pointless. Lame. Quite a stretch, skiing down moguls and running a business. Oooh, a spyware king, oooh, how can they award gold for spyware kings? Well, why wasn't Cowboy Neal out there taking the gold away from him? That would be because the guy can actually ski. And the medal was for. Skiiing.

  99. The real olympiads... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Didn't give a toledo about "professional" or not, they were in it to win, to prove themselves the best and to money.

    The fake elitist olympics from the late 19th century are simply no more than a poor attempt to push down the immoral victorian class divide structure of the day (workers who's job would naturally make them better suited to certain events were not allowed to join as they may have upset the rich namby pampy inbred nobles).

    Time to return to the real olympiads I say, in it for the money and the glory ;) Just don't allow any Roman Emperors to participate and they will be fine ;)

  100. We need spyware tracking software...... by DRogue6 · · Score: 1

    Well, if they didn't ask my permission, it's not my problem. Ignorance is no excuse, just ask a police officer when he pulls you over for doing 35 in a school zone. Negligence is no excuse: "well I didn't think about it that way." All in all, they still owe me for resource utilization and use of my proprietary usage information. I never offered to let them know what I like to do. If they want to market to me at my expense, then they are truely dellusional. I would call it theft of digital good and services as well as privacy violation and it should be punnishable as such. I can't exactly walk into a 7-11 and eat a snickerbar without them looking and not expect any problems now can I? Charges should be as follows for renting allocational units per month with a government communications surcharge to lower my phone bill for me: 1.)Processor utilization and impact fee 2.)Memory utilization and impact fee 3.)Disk space utilization and impact fee (including the email space for the spam I aquired due to thier sharing of my personal information) 4.)Network bandwidth consumption (In part to all those pop-ups he caused) 5.)Personal Information Gratuity of 60% (He should pay me a percentage of what he makes for my information) 6.)Personal impact fee (Slower performance accross the board) Time is money and it took me a lot of time to aquire all that information for myself. Why should they get it for free? Fines should be as follows: 1.)System utilization interference and interuption fines 2.)Privacy act violations (where applicable by agreed contract. Applicable especially if a contract does not exist) 3.)Security Negligence by endangerment 4.)Security Negligence with damages 5.)Criminal intent for misuse of networks, systems and information We don't have to spy on them, just regulate them out of business..... If they don't play nice that is..... Just one question..... should I send the first bill to Dale Begg-Smith? He's successfull, so he can afford it.....

  101. :-D by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    fucking lol
    -rei