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Jack Thompson Files Take-Two, Rockstar Lawsuit

rtt writes "Jack Thompson is back on the video game scene and has followed through with his threat to file a law suit against Rockstar, Take-Two and Walmart for Rockstar's upcoming "Bully" title. bit-tech was sent a copy by the man himself which started as follows "Take-Two has until five o'clock p.m., Eastern time, Monday, August 14, 2006, to inform me in writing that it will forthwith provide me with a copy of Bully so that I and others can analyze it to determine whether it still poses a threat of copycat violence in our schools.""

451 comments

  1. Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say... by NsOmNiA91130 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...what the fuck? Did he watch the trailer? This game is about defeating bullies, not being one. Hell, from the looks of it, it's a comedic game, not GTA+School

  2. Here's hoping for a "Jack Thompson head" mode... by Vandil+X · · Score: 3, Funny

    Imagine the hours of fun playing the GCN version on the Wii, smacking Jack Thompsons in the head with the Wii-mote..

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  3. I think I've tried that one by SpecialKae · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A not so clever ploy for a free game methinks ;-) (And Rockstar thinks, "Hmmm...give him a game so that he can try to sue us...Actually that will probably take care of all the publicity we need!")

    1. Re:I think I've tried that one by gbobeck · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think Rockstar is also thinking "Hmmmm... if we give him a copy of the game, and he sues us, we can place a "As Seen On Court TV" sticker on our games!"

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  4. So, um by ZorbaTHut · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why doesn't he just buy one himself?

    Seems easier on everyone's behalf.

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  5. I want a Rolls Royce by Larry+Lightbulb · · Score: 5, Funny

    So that I and others can analyze it to determine whether it still poses a threat of copycat luxury car driving in our schools.

  6. They'll ignore him by NineNine · · Score: 1, Redundant

    I'm sure that Take-Two Interactive Software, Inc. 1. Consulted their attorneys. 2. Their attorneys told them to ignore him and that 3. If he does file a lawsuit, they'll counter-sure for slander, and the judge will more than likely slap the initial idiot with a charge for filing frivolous lawsuits. Nothing will come of it. There are lots of wackos that file all sorts of wacko lawsuits every day. Most are without merit, and are certainly not news.

    Now, how about a good review of the game...?

    1. Re:They'll ignore him by Babbster · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Nothing will come of it. There are lots of wackos that file all sorts of wacko lawsuits every day. Most are without merit, and are certainly not news.

      There's some degree of truth to this, but lawyers who consistently file suits that are found to be baseless can end up losing their license to practice law. JT has already been investigated by the Florida Bar Association and one judge in Alabama revoked his temporary license to practice law in the state.

      While I think that Take Two/Rockstar is pretty safe from Jack, he might not be safe from himself...
    2. Re:They'll ignore him by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1

      Sure he has. But he also filed (and I believe won) a countersuit against the Florida Bar Association for frivolous investigation of him!

    3. Re:They'll ignore him by drxenos · · Score: 1

      Libel. Slander is spoken.

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    4. Re:They'll ignore him by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, and if we all clap together Tinkerbell will come back to life. Seriously, many lawyer's and judge's careers are based on fraudulent lawsuits keeping them employed to the detriment of more realistic lawsuits. Take a look at SCO and their lawsuit against IBM over the last few years for a prize example. The judge should have said "show me the code that they infringed" three years ago.

  7. One way to get the game before it's release by Beached · · Score: 1

    I wonder if he will have to pay retail ;)

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    1. Re:One way to get the game before it's release by EvilMoose · · Score: 1

      If he does get a free copy then I wonder what happens if he forgets to pay taxes for his free copy. Nothing's free! Oprah proved that with her car give-away.

  8. Free Promotion by brownaroo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Awsome - Rockstar have a new game - might check it out

    1. Re:Free Promotion by Professor_UNIX · · Score: 1
      Awsome - Rockstar have a new game - might check it out
      Hell, it's not funny, it's true. Before I started seeing this Jack Thompson stuff pop up I didn't even know anything about this Bully game. Now I've seen a trailer for it, screenshots, and frankly I'm pretty excited to pick this one up. Thanks Jack. If you didn't make such a big deal over this I never would've found this gem. I can't wait to beat up bullies.
    2. Re:Free Promotion by PavementPizza · · Score: 1

      I tried to mod you insightful, but you were already at limit.

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    3. Re:Free Promotion by brownaroo · · Score: 1

      Cheers - I was being serious Like Professor_UNIX I never herd of the game - but have now seen the trailer and will quite likely buy it provided it gets good reviews. I have a couple of questions about the game if any one reading this thread knows. What game engine does this use? The old GTA one? The new Table tennis one? This is Rock Star Toronto - the GTAs are Rock Star North how much does the standard vary between Rockstar development teams?

    4. Re:Free Promotion by kv9 · · Score: 1

      Hell, it's not funny, it's true.

      it's funny coz it's true!

    5. Re:Free Promotion by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      but have now seen the trailer and will quite likely buy it provided it gets good reviews

      This isn't directly related as much as you think to Jack, Rockstar just started marketing the game heavily this week. So you would have probably seen the trailer by now if you visited any gaming or video sites this week.

  9. Or maybe he could just eat a dick by Reality+Master+201 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Seriously, nobody gives a shit about him.

    He's a self-promoting moralistic jerkoff. Stop giving him air by paying attention to him.

    1. Re:Or maybe he could just eat a dick by RsG · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The problem is the people who take him seriously and agree with him. Sometimes ignoring the opposition isn't the solution - you must speak out and denounce them.

      With Jack, ignoring him will merely be taken as a sign that you either cannot counter his flimsy arguements, or else that you agree with him. He may be the worlds biggest troll, but he's considered credible by politicians and the media, and that makes him more dangerous than most crackpots.

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    2. Re:Or maybe he could just eat a dick by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      Unlike your brilliantly insightful post...

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    3. Re:Or maybe he could just eat a dick by Bios_Hakr · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You have to give him a counter-offer he cannot possibly accept.

      Jack, come to our offices and we'll let you and your group play. We'd love to send you a copy, but this is really unoptimized code that only works on our computers. Just let us know a day and we'll have first-class tickets for up to 10 people, a limo, and a hotel for a few days.

      Then, set up a media blitz with schoolgirls, freckled-nosed bullies, taped-glasses geeks, and more schoolgirls. Hot ones. Big tits and short skirts. Jack and his stuffy-nosed panel will be met by and accompanied everywhere by these mostly-naked babes. Take some comprimising shots of Jack gettin' his uber-micro on while some hot schoolgirl rubs her tits on the back of his head.

      Or, just come up with some other offer that he can't possible accept. Put the ball back in Jack's court.

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    4. Re:Or maybe he could just eat a dick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We tried that with you, it still hasn't worked obviously.

    5. Re:Or maybe he could just eat a dick by astroturfing · · Score: 2, Insightful

      that I and others can analyze it to determine whether it still poses a threat of copycat violence in our schools

      Because copycat violence is a problem in a country saturated with YOU_MIGHT_DIE_RIGHT_NOW "news" on Fox. In a country where a womans breast is deemed obscene, where bad words and problematic opinions are censored by the mainstream media. Where B2 Stealth bomber pilots are less affected by a bombing run than I am from playing BF2 online. Where the Daily Show, comedy and freaking blogs are the last critical voices available.

      Image Columbine without guns. Two broken noses and a pissed headmaster. Guns dont kill people. People kill people. And most people are fucking stupid when under attack.

      Yeah... blame virtual (non-real, fictional) reality ! Seems to be the norm.

      PS: American roast beef sandwich on rye with everything ! Lays chips ! Mountain Due ! $25 Hot olive pizza ! Go Giants ! Whoowhoo!

    6. Re:Or maybe he could just eat a dick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stop giving him air by paying attention to him.

      Couldn't we try to stop giving him air by, er, stopping giving him air?

      Just a thought.

      MOD SIBLING UP!(?)

    7. Re:Or maybe he could just eat a dick by Evil+Shabazz · · Score: 1

      Hey, at least Leiberman is unlikely to get back to Congress from Connecticut. There's one panty-twisting game-hound out of the government who supported Jack-off Thompson.

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    8. Re:Or maybe he could just eat a dick by Braino420 · · Score: 1
      He [Jack Thompson] may be the worlds biggest troll
      Saying things like that will only make Dvorak try that much harder.
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  10. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by aprilsound · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think he just wants a free copy. I mean, who wouldn't?

  11. I think I speak for everyone here, by Vengeance · · Score: 5, Funny

    when I invite Jack to take a nice vacation in the Sun. I mean physically inside the generally accepted diameter of the star.

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    1. Re:I think I speak for everyone here, by WilliamSChips · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's actually easier to slingshot him outside of the solar system. Only problem there is that the Goa'uld might get mad.

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    2. Re:I think I speak for everyone here, by Jay+Carlson · · Score: 1

      The standard line (from The Ringworld Engineers) is:

      "study sunspots from underneath"

    3. Re:I think I speak for everyone here, by humungusfungus · · Score: 2, Funny

      "when I invite Jack to take a nice vacation in the Sun. I mean physically inside the generally accepted diameter of the star."

      You're obviously being influenced by video games and they're making you think violent thoughts. You're a big fan of Privateer and Wing Comander, I'll bet.

      Before video games there was no violence. Ever. Well, maybe a bit because of Rock and Roll, but before that, not a lick.

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    4. Re:I think I speak for everyone here, by Skye16 · · Score: 1

      Pfft. They send Naquadah asteroids our way, they get Jack Thompson. I agree, it's a devastating response completely outside the bounds of acceptable proportion, but I've about had it with their shenanigans and chicanery.

    5. Re:I think I speak for everyone here, by ZachPruckowski · · Score: 1

      Only problem there is that the Goa'uld might get mad.

      But he'd get along with the Orii...

    6. Re:I think I speak for everyone here, by Jardine · · Score: 1

      But he'd get along with the Orii...

      Hallowed are the Ori.

    7. Re:I think I speak for everyone here, by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      You'd think so but the leader of the invasion forces in the Milky Way is female, so no go for Thompson and the Ori.

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  12. AOL Response by Bob9113 · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Take-Two has until five o'clock p.m., Eastern time, Monday, August 14, 2006, to inform me in writing that it will forthwith provide me with a copy of Bully so that I and others can analyze it to determine whether it still poses a threat of copycat violence in our schools"

    At the risk of sounding AOL:
    Oooh - Me too please!

    1. Re:AOL Response by Amouth · · Score: 1

      they way it sounds to me is that take two should take him to court for threating them

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    2. Re:AOL Response by h0tblack · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Give him a copy early and get him to sign a nice solid NDA. Then sit back and wait for him to be unable to control himself and spew forth the special brand of vitriolic fervour that we've come to expect in his game 'reviews'.

      Then sue him for slander, breach of NDA (assuming any of his comments are even vaguely related to the game, which may be tricky) and soak up even more free publicity.

      Profit...

    3. Re:AOL Response by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try...

      ME2PLZ!!!1

  13. Slashdot Interview him! by EmperorKagato · · Score: 1

    For the last time. Someone interview him!(From slashdot). I have some questions that need answers. Apparently it seems difficult to see his stance on TakeTwo/Walmart being the major cause for concern.

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    1. Re:Slashdot Interview him! by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      Yeah, seems kind of ironic that old Jack is partnering up with the largest gun retailer in the country (Wal-Mart) to stop the spread of video game violence...

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    2. Re:Slashdot Interview him! by drawfour · · Score: 1

      Actually, Wal-mart will be sued, not helping him to sue.

  14. Don't know why I'm even responding to this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I shall file a lawsuit against your respective companies to stop the game's October 1 release"

    1. Re:Don't know why I'm even responding to this by ZorbaTHut · · Score: 1

      Ah, I missed that line. Thanks.

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    2. Re:Don't know why I'm even responding to this by Amouth · · Score: 4, Funny

      "me with a copy of Bully so that I and others can analyze "

      Assumeing that A means one.. did he just publicly emit that he plans on comitting copyright violation by either making copies and passing them out OR conducting a public preformace of a copyrighted work.

      me things someone needs to send him a nasty gram

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    3. Re:Don't know why I'm even responding to this by TheDreadSlashdotterD · · Score: 2, Funny

      Dear Jack,
      Here is the copy of "Bully" that you requested for your lawsuit against us. Please feel free to use the materials contained herein with the case. However, you are bound by our license agreement to not infringe on our copyrights, trademarks, and patents (henceforth known collectively as "Rockstar's IP that makes JT cry."). Our software is heavily protected with anti-piracy software (henceforth known as "giving you the shaft for free") and any reverse engineering of our product, whether in pursuit of your case or not, will constitute infringing on Rockstar's IP that makes JT cry. We hope your case against us goes well, and we look forward to giving you the shaft for free again soon.
      Yours Truly,
      Rockstar's IP that makes JT cry.

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    4. Re:Don't know why I'm even responding to this by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 2, Funny

      So would using the DMCA as a sledgehammer in this instance be a GOOD THING??????

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    5. Re:Don't know why I'm even responding to this by russ1337 · · Score: 1

      I'd also include in his copy, a very long 'standard looking' EULA that includes somewhere about the 3/4 mark: "by clicking Accept, you are agreeing that you will not sue the makers of this game for its contents... etc...etc ......"

    6. Re:Don't know why I'm even responding to this by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      Of course not.

      He's implicitly requesting a license permitting him to do so.

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    7. Re:Don't know why I'm even responding to this by Amouth · · Score: 1

      no where did i see him request such a licence.. it was only a request for a copy of the game

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    8. Re:Don't know why I'm even responding to this by KDR_11k · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wait, I thought that's already in every standard EULA, just worded slightly differently?

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    9. Re:Don't know why I'm even responding to this by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Nope. He just wants to get a load of mates round his XBox and play it before everyone else manages.

    10. Re:Don't know why I'm even responding to this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That wouldnt really be a DMCA violation. It's straightforward copyright violation.

    11. Re:Don't know why I'm even responding to this by brad77 · · Score: 1
      "did he just publicly emit [...]"

      Our boy JT publicly emits whenever he gets the chance!

    12. Re:Don't know why I'm even responding to this by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      I said implicitly, not explicitly. He requested a copy, but for a specific purpose which is not permitted by the normal license. Therefore, he is implying that he also wants a license permitting him to use the copy he's requesting for the purpose he has stated.

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  15. Case without evidence or a crime. by joystickgenie · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Wait... how can you bring someone to court for something before they didn't do it? He is saying that rockstar has practiced fraud in the games advertising and be brought up with the "Florida nuisance law" and his evidence in this is that they haven't sent him a copy.

    This has to be thrown out of court.

    1. Re:Case without evidence or a crime. by Synic · · Score: 1

      Wasn't he already disbarred?

    2. Re:Case without evidence or a crime. by abandonment · · Score: 2, Insightful

      no, unfortunately - just removed from a case where he was trying to but his nose in where it wasn't wanted.

      can't remember the legal term, but he was trying to pretend to be a lawyer in an out of town case, and the judge basically said 'um, no - you are a retard' and kicked him out.

    3. Re:Case without evidence or a crime. by Hotawa+Hawk-eye · · Score: 1

      IANAL, but I believe he's going to seek an injunction against them to try to prevent them from releasing the game at all. I hope they call his bluff and go to court, where they can rip him apart (assuming they have a good legal staff) asking him to demonstrate his evidence of a causal relationship between video games and violence and prove that relationship. What we need is for Thompson to lose in court, so that when he speaks out in the future we can bring this loss up as precedent.

    4. Re:Case without evidence or a crime. by kfg · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I believe he's going to seek an injunction against them to try to prevent them from releasing the game at all.

      There's a legal term for that: "Prior Restraint".

      Times have changed I guess. Back in my day lawyers in independent practice fought against it, but what the hell did we know? We were all fired up about about such quaint notions as "Civil Rights" and shit.

      KFG

    5. Re:Case without evidence or a crime. by Sku-Lad · · Score: 1
      No, he's in good standing.

      http://www.floridabar.org/names.nsf/All/07D0790038 98F95585256A830051348B?OpenDocument

      Oh, look! They even provide his email address. I wonder if it's valid.

    6. Re:Case without evidence or a crime. by Babbster · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Actually, he was indeed part of the case (his associate continued on) and the judge tossed him because, essentially, he was acting like an ass.

      Here's a quote from an IGN article on the matter:
      ...Judge Moore, the case's presiding jurist, issued a stinging 18-page report in which the judge rejected Thompson's claim of voluntary removal and stated that Thompson was effectively thrown off the case for actions "before this Court [that] suggest that he is unable to conduct himself in a manner befitting practice in this state."
    7. Re:Case without evidence or a crime. by Gojira+Shipi-Taro · · Score: 1

      Not yet, but with luck, if he continues engaging in barrartry like this (threatening to sue to get them to do what he wants qualifies), hopefully he'll not only be disbarred, but imprisoned for contempt of court.

      I encourage everyone with any interest in this subject to file a complaint with his local Bar Association.

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    8. Re:Case without evidence or a crime. by Gojira+Shipi-Taro · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If enough reasoned, coherent complaints regarding his conduct are sent to the Florida Bar, he will not be in good standing for much longer.

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    9. Re:Case without evidence or a crime. by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      You need to make very specific factual claims based on law to get a lawyer disbarred. And these people tend to be quite good at the whole legal thing. Perceived poor conduct is not going to be enough.

    10. Re:Case without evidence or a crime. by tinkerghost · · Score: 1

      Depends, he's already been thrown out of a courtroom once. If that happens a few more times, the judges will bar him from appearances. "Why yes, I am a lawyer, but unfortunately I can't actually go to court because the judges all think I'm an ass."

  16. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by RsG · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Not that I agree with ole' Jackass, but how does that make things different? To devils advocate for a moment, people like JT are the ones who blame things like the Columbine shootings on video games, and that was related to bullying (in that the perpetrators were themselves bullied and perceived their actions to be revenge).

    In Thompsons warped view of the world, games make children violent. This isn't a particularly rational viewpoint, but his actions here are consistant with it. What does he care that the game doesn't condone bullying? It's a Rockstar game (which he hates), and it's violent (which gives him a chance to get up on his soapbox and preach).

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  17. Send him the Wii version... by elbenito69 · · Score: 1

    So he can't test it out until after the release date!

    1. Re:Send him the Wii version... by Gen.+Malaise · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think they should send it to him......on 5.25" floppies :-)

  18. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by kfg · · Score: 1

    . . .which gives him a chance to get up on his soapbox and preach

    Ohhhhhhh, the irony!

    KFG

  19. Rockstar should send him a copy. by CanSpice · · Score: 5, Funny

    Remember that old story about some tech support guy who, upon asking a user to send him a copy of a floppy disk, received a piece of paper with the floppy disk photocopied on it?

    Rockstar should do that.

    1. Re:Rockstar should send him a copy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Remember the story about the woman who received a ticket from an automated speed trap? The police sent her a snapshot of her car running the light, and a ticket for $40.

      She kindly mailed in a picture of $40.

      Then, with extreme tact, they mailed her a picture of handcuffs.

    2. Re:Rockstar should send him a copy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's happened to my wife also. She once received some photocopied CDs at the gov't office where she works. Apparently it is rather difficult to bring oneself to explain to the offending party what they did wrong.

  20. Who is the Bully... by Foo2rama · · Score: 1

    Come on Jack you are the bully here, you are all hurt that no one takes you seriosuly so you try and pick on who ever you can... instead of using sticks and sontes you use ad hominums and strawmen...

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  21. Oh, it's Jack Thompson again... by CharonX · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...the world famous comedian and one of the best actors there is.
    Honestly, he has to be - he always makes me laugh with tears when he cracks one of his "how videogames [verb] the [noun]" jokes or when he retells the original classic "why videogames are root of all evil" one-liners.
    Also, I really love the way he pretends to be the biggest, most bigoted dumbfuck on earth. I mean, this guy has pure talent - no one alive could be such an gigantic arsehole as he pretends to be.

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  22. Jack, Jack, Jack.. by vinividivici · · Score: 1

    Someone needs to teach you about real influences. I have played violent games for the majority of my life (starting with Wolfenstein 3D) and never once have I tried to recreate any of the scenarios. Jack seems to think that all of Rockstar/Take-Two games are solely popular because people want to reenact things, but how many people can truly blame video games on their crimes.

    Excuse me, but I'm going to go kill some hookers, steal some kid's lunch money, and go joyriding in a stolen police car now.

    1. Re:Jack, Jack, Jack.. by Amouth · · Score: 1

      personaly i every time i read anything he writes i have this odd feeling that if he was infront of me i would bash his head in with my monitor... it isn't because of violent games... it is because i hate assholes

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    2. Re:Jack, Jack, Jack.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sooo, meet you outside at 8, then? I'll bring the bat.

  23. Ban his use in the license... by bokmann · · Score: 0, Troll

    If Oracle, Microsoft, and others can craft end user licenses that ban people from comparing their product against others and publishing those metrics, how about crafting a license that prevents people from reviewing and publishing information in context of copycat crimes?

  24. oh lordy by nomadic · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Now we'll have 5000 posts screaming about this, most of them adding nothing to the argument. Why preach to the choir? Can someone explain it to me? Do people just like patting each other on the back?

    To file a lawsuit you need a small amount of money. That's it. This doesn't mean anything. Trust me. They have no standing, they have no legitimate cause of action, this will go nowhere. Just calm the hell down people.

    1. Re:oh lordy by sqlrob · · Score: 1

      Except one of the members of the "choir" here is likely JT himself.

      He likes making a fool out of himself on message boards, and never answers the posts that ask him questions in ways that can't be weaseled out of.

    2. Re:oh lordy by ZachPruckowski · · Score: 1

      Why preach to the choir?

      In theory, controversial topic=more page views=more adclicks.

    3. Re:oh lordy by dcam · · Score: 1

      Do people just like patting each other on the back?

      Yes.

      On sites the have a community (slashdot included), there is a tendancy for that community to homogenise. Dissenting views are shouted down. Everyone pats everyone else on the back. What tends to happen is if people don't like the community they move to another one.

      An example of this, the article on Evolution. If I were to express doubt on the existance of a missing link I would get shouted down.

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    4. Re:oh lordy by crawling_chaos · · Score: 1
      An example of this, the article on Evolution. If I were to express doubt on the existance of a missing link I would get shouted down.
      Of course, you would also get shouted down if you claimed the Earth was flat and the sun went around it. As I think Carl Sagan once said, "they laughed at Einstein, but they also laughed at Bozo the Clown." Soemtimes an idea is so foolish that a shout down is the only logical recourse. Wisdom comes from being open enough to take the Einsteins seriously and to laugh at the Bozos.
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    5. Re:oh lordy by dcam · · Score: 1

      Thanks for proving my point.

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  25. Ho Hum by fm6 · · Score: 1

    This is getting repetitive. See Jack Get Outraged. See Jack File Silly Lawsuit. See Judge Throw Out Lawsuit Because of Bad Spelling. BOOORRRRIIING!!!!

    Hey, that gives me an idea. We should invite Jack to a Slashdot Interview. That would be interesting.

    As I type this, I see four Google ads, all by law firms that want to help me sue somebody....

    1. Re:Ho Hum by EmperorKagato · · Score: 1

      Now I know that all of CTA(Chicago Transit Authority) health and environment safety advertisement is directed towards Jack Thompson.

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  26. Take two has all the luck by aiken_d · · Score: 1

    I'm not much of a conspiracy theorist, but you have to wonder if they're paying this guy. At the very least, the guy has to have stock in Take Two the way he shamelessly promotes them.

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    1. Re:Take two has all the luck by Eberlin · · Score: 1

      Can't confirm it, but didn't he buy stock in either Take Two or Rockstar (I forget which) so that he can say he's a stockholder and show up at company meetings?

      Maybe he's just going SCO-like and pumping stock while getting 'free' publicity out of the whole deal. Who knows. Sounds like a good conspiracay theory though, no? Unfortunately, I don't think he's that smart.

    2. Re:Take two has all the luck by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't it be briliant if this did turn out to be the classic Andy Kaufman/Jerry Lawler stunt http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerry_Lawler#.22Feud. 22_with_Andy_Kaufman and he was being paid by Rockstar??

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  27. Now that's an ego... by Miguelito · · Score: 4, Funny
    "Take-Two has until five o'clock p.m., Eastern time, Monday, August 14, 2006, to inform me in writing that it will forthwith provide me with a copy of Bully so that I and others can analyze it to determine whether it still poses a threat of copycat violence in our schools"


    Takes a serious ego to think you have the right to make such a demand from a company, simply because you've set yourself up as the one to make sure video games aren't too violent.

    I'd love to see Take-Two to tell him to take a flying leap.
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    1. Re:Now that's an ego... by Gojira+Shipi-Taro · · Score: 1

      I'd love to see Take Two rip his financial asshole out and put it around his neck. He has no authority, and no right to make such a demand. I believe there are laws against such nuisance legal actions as Jack is trying. I believe he's threatened to use those same laws against people who have complained to the Florida Bar about his conduct.

      He needs to be smacked down hard and permanently, if the legal system is to retain any credibility in Florida.

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    2. Re:Now that's an ego... by Miguelito · · Score: 1
      He needs to be smacked down hard and permanently, if the legal system is to retain any credibility in Florida.

      Agreed. Would love to see a judge ask him if he's sure he really has a clue about the legal system or something. Just really embarass the guy.
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    3. Re:Now that's an ego... by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      He needs to be smacked down hard and permanently, if the legal system is to retain any credibility in Florida.

      The legal system in Florida has credibility?

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  28. Re:Here's hoping for a "Jack Thompson head" mode.. by MustardMan · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Video games don't make me violent...

    Being pissed off at what an asshole Jack Thompson is makes me violent.

  29. I want to exploit your product for political gain by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

    but I can't do it without your help. My criticisms will be lost in the crowd of largely positive reviews. But if I get a sneak peak, I'll beat the rush...

  30. Re:Here's hoping for a "Jack Thompson head" mode.. by RsG · · Score: 1

    I'd much rather play this JT themed game:
    http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=20051 012

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  31. Re:Here's hoping for a "Jack Thompson head" mod... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    smacking Jack Thompsons in the head ...

    No, no -- you need to aim for a vital organ.

  32. Hmmmm.... by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

    Why can't he just download the torrent like everyone else that isn't paying for a copy?

    I mean, it seems like he is trying to bully Rockstar into giving him a free copy....

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  33. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by grapeape · · Score: 3, Insightful

    But remember since colombine its not about preventing bullying. Rather than getting at the root problem they keep with the old kids will be kids line and dismiss the bullies...but with johnny who gets beat up everyday we need to get him into counseling and ostracize him further just in case he goes postal one day.

  34. OK, so, ummm... by c0d3m4n · · Score: 0

    I care even less about Jack than I do about another silly game from Rockstar.

  35. Jack is a better PR flack than lawyer by Infonaut · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The language from his suit is designed for media consumption, not to sway a judge.

    Here's a random clip from his statement of facts:

    21. Take-Two is fraudulently and deceptively marketing this game not only because it desperately needs the cash from the sale of this controversial game, whose release has been delayed for over a year in large part because of the efforts of the undersigned petitioner, but also because controversy still swirls about the Bully game, and Take-Two is Hell-bent to defuse it.

    Lawyers vary in how they make their statements of fact, but a long litany of statements like this make you sound unhinged and guilty of gross hyperbole. Maybe that's why he's been so stupendously unsuccessful in all of his anti-game lawsuits.

    I also wonder at the letter he sent to Take-Two and Wal-Mart. The opening paragraph certainly sounds like a bald attempt at extortion. He's already skated on thin ice with the Florida Bar and with various judges. I wonder how much longer he'll be able to push the envelope with these vague and poorly constructed lawsuits before he gets nailed to the wall for it.

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    1. Re:Jack is a better PR flack than lawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The language from his suit is designed for media consumption, not to sway a judge.
      I wonder how his intended audience feels about "frivolous lawsuits".
  36. Re:Here's hoping for a "Jack Thompson head" mod... by Drooling+Iguana · · Score: 3, Funny

    His mouth is in his head.

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  37. PA's Gabe is on to something I think by Guysmiley777 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    So how do you fight Jack? Well first off all you don't fight him directly. He's like the fucking Candy Man. Mention his name and you give him power. Arguing with him is a waste of time. Jack or someone like him will always be there beating their chest and begging for air time. You'll never change his mind. What you can change is the validity of his arguments and we don't do that during a televised debate.

    ...

    All we have to do, is not be who he says we are.

    -Gabe out


    I really wholeheartedly agree. Giving him attention when he pulls this stupid crap is not going to make him go away. He's an attention-whoring lunatic. He WANTS us to get worked into a tizzy.

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  38. Still by Dorceon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Notice that he phrased his request "...whether it still poses a threat of copycat violence in our schools." Not that there was proof that it ever posed a threat of copycat violence. "Hey Rockstar Games, are you still beating your wife?"

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  39. I just cant help but wonder.... by AlphaLop · · Score: 1
    why he is not filing lawsuits against the movie industry for making violent films, the recording industry for gangster rap, Hell, why not the auto industry as I am sure kids have stolen cars and crashed them injuring and killing people.

    I am so sick of the "it's for the children" brigade hiding behind that line and using it to force their own version of morality on the rest of us.

    I hate to advocate assassination, but some people really are too stupid to be allowed to live... Someone needs to chlorinate this idiots gene pool.

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    1. Re:I just cant help but wonder.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why? Because movies and music is old hat...it's a road well travelled and has been done to death by the likes of Lieberman, Tippy Gore and the fucking PMRC.

      Video Games? Well, thanks to the in-depth ANAL-ysis of Lt. Col. Grossman, state-of-the-art games like Doom were the root cause of Columbine (because they're "Murder Simulators" according to the good Lt. Col. Talking Ass himself).

      Jack, seeing an opportunity not taken by the big boys, has simply jumped on a bandwagon and being a fucking American lawyer, is going to milk this cow until it's dead.

  40. Sure Jack... by Kirsha · · Score: 3, Funny

    Here's your copy. It'll be $54.95.

    Money orders and credit cards only please.

  41. Who cares? by ZeroRaider · · Score: 1

    Jack Thompson couldn't sue his way out of a paper bag. Pretty much every lawsuit he's started has failed. Why continue to give this attention whore attention? It's EXACTLY what he wants. If everyone ignored Jack Thompson for a week he'd probably commit suicide.

  42. Bzzt, Wrong Answer by Kawahee · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'd like to see this on a Take Two/Rockstar press release:

    A warning for those of you lazy self absorbed and/or just plain inattentive parents: All the censorship in the world won't make up for bad parenting if your child is more influenced by our games than by Mommy & Daddy, both you and your offspring have much bigger problems than the gameplay. So before you go hauling us or any other studio into court, look yourself in the mirror and ask yourself if you did the best you could, because if you're considering taking us to court, you didn't.

    Inspiration for above

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    1. Re:Bzzt, Wrong Answer by Wordsmith · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'd like to see it on the box.

  43. abuse of legal process? by MrShaggy · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't this be using the threat of a lawsuit akin to blackmail??

    Are there not laws to prevent this sort of..(wait for it?).. bullying ??

    Maybe smiling Jack is trying to get a job with the RIAA??

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    1. Re:abuse of legal process? by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1
      Unfortunately no, not in itself - there is nothing /inherently/ oppressive about the law suit (though the results may be, and arguments about cost etc are tangential).

      What it is is atextbook example of prior restraint. He has no inherent right to review of the product, and prior restraint theoretically forbids him from proactively stopping anything.

      Ultimately, that's the kind of thing this letter would be useful for - showing intention.

    2. Re:abuse of legal process? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny sidebar... you refer to him as "Smiling Jack". Up here in Canada we have our own version of "Smiling Jack"... he's the leader of the federal New Democratic party (ie the socialists) - they're so far left that they make Michael Moore look like a centrist. And they're constantly appointing themselves the morality police to boot. What's in a name? Hmmmm makes ya think....

  44. Advice for Jack Thomas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jack Thomas, if you are sick of seeing violence in the video games, here's what you can do about it.

    Go find a cliff or a bridge somewhere, then take you entire fucktarded family.
    Once there have your entire fucktarded family jump off to their death.
    After that jump to yours. You won't have to see violence any more and we won't have to put up with your constant bitching.

    1. Re:Advice for Jack Thomas by Erectile+Dysfunction · · Score: 0

      I see no reason for Jack's family to be punished for his desire to be an infamous public figure.

  45. I couldn't say it better myself by pcgabe · · Score: 3, Insightful
    So how do you fight Jack? Well first off all you don't fight him directly. He's like the [fsck]ing Candy Man. Mention his name and you give him power. Arguing with him is a waste of time. Jack or someone like him will always be there beating their chest and begging for air time. You'll never change his mind. What you can change is the validity of his arguments and we don't do that during a [...] debate. We do it through our actions as a community. [...]

    Arguing [...] with someone like Jack Thompson seems kind of stupid now don't you think?

    All we have to do, is not be who he says we are.
    (As said by Gabe, emphasis mine)
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  46. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by RsG · · Score: 1

    Bah, where did I ever claim that I wasn't preaching?

    I can call Jack's soapbox stance irrational, ill concieved, idiotic and generally worthless from my own soapbox. It's not the soapbox I'm attacking after all, it's the moron who's climbed atop it (metaphorically speaking).

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  47. Enough is enough! by dreamchaser · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Lazy parents. That's the problem, not violent content in games. If parents would actually PARENT their kids instead of being all self absorbed and/or just wanting to 'be their friend'. The vast majority of parents are lazy, do not want to take responsibility for their children's actions, and pay little if no attention to raising them properly. As a parent of a teenager I can say it makes my job all the harder too.

    Instead of going after media (games, movies, whatever), why not focus on the ONLY place where social problems can be adequately addressed...the HOME.

    1. Re:Enough is enough! by Fizzlewhiff · · Score: 1

      Hey cut us parents some slack. I am to busy playing GTA San Andreas to raise my kids and when I do have time my WoW guild decides to raid something and I need to keep up my DKP.

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    2. Re:Enough is enough! by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Lazy parents. That's the problem, not violent content in games. If parents would actually PARENT their kids instead of being all self absorbed and/or just wanting to 'be their friend'. The vast majority of parents are lazy, do not want to take responsibility for their children's actions, and pay little if no attention to raising them properly.

      Is it just me, or have "Lazy Parents" taken a number-two spot behind "Jews" on the Big List Of Convenient Scapegoats For Blaming All The Ills Of The World On?

      It can't be that an entire generation (present company, of course, excluded, can't use ourselves as scapegoats) has suddenly forgotten how to raise children. No, in reality, I think when a child does something anti-social like shoot up his schoolmates, there's other issues at play beyond "parents never told him it was wrong to shoot people".

    3. Re:Enough is enough! by ChaosDiscord · · Score: 1
      Is it just me, or have "Lazy Parents" taken a number-two spot behind "Jews" on the Big List Of Convenient Scapegoats For Blaming All The Ills Of The World On?

      I'd leave the whole anti-semitism thing out of the discussion. There are more people worrying about anti-semitism than actual anti-semites.

      It can't be that an entire generation (present company, of course, excluded, can't use ourselves as scapegoats) has suddenly forgotten how to raise children.

      Who said they did? Violent crime has been on a steady trend down since a bit before the PlayStation 1 was released. Perhaps the reason for the falling crime rates is that parents on the whole have improved?

  48. extortion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    isnt this a form of attempted extortion?

    don't most people when a retail game is out have to pay to review it?

  49. Re:Advice for Jack Thompson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Sorry, that should have been Jack Thompson. But still the same type of person, a right wing extremist willing to take our rights away one way or another.

    Jack Thompson, if you are sick of seeing violence in the video games, here's what you can do about it.

    Go find a cliff or a bridge somewhere, then take you entire fucktarded family.
    Once there have your entire fucktarded family jump off to their death.
    After that jump to yours. You won't have to see violence any more and we won't have to put up with your constant bitching.


    There, fixed
  50. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by forkazoo · · Score: 5, Informative
    I think he just wants a free copy. I mean, who wouldn't?

    Personally, I kind of want him to win, so I can demand free stuff from every company in the world, and threaten a law suit. That'd be sweet.

    Seriously, this just shows that he think he is above the law, and everybody else is below it. He just can't accept the concept of fairness, if he thinks he has any right to demand that a corporation give him something for free. Especially given that he cites a school board resolution as if that were a major legal binding precident...

    Some of my favorites in his crazy person rant:
    21. Take-Two is fraudulently and deceptively marketing this game not only because it desperately needs the cash from the sale of this controversial game, whose release has been delayed for over a year in large part because of the efforts of the undersigned petitioner, but also because controversy still swirls about the Bully game, and Take-Two is Hell-bent to defuse it.

    Because, you know... No video game in the history of the world ever shipped late, except because of his crusade. It can't possibly be related to needing more time to finish the game. Crazy people like him think they are winning great victories whenever anything happens.

    29. Florida Congressman Jeff Stearns, who recently chaired hearings in the United States House of Representatives, discovered how thoroughly flawed the video game rating system is, as the ESRB is actually paid for and operated, in effect, by the video game industry itself. This is a classic case of the fox guarding the chickens. Congressman Stearns has now introduced to Congress a Bill called the "Truth in Video Game Ratings Act" largely because of the illicit collaboration between the ESRB and Take-Two.

    Right... Thank god for the Federal Book and movie censors... Because, you know, the MPAA isn't funded by movies. And, why the hell is nobody even bothering to ask the industry to self regulate books? I can read a graphic description of horrible bestiality gang bang child rape and decapitation with a chain saw without having to show ID. But, 30 polygons try to do it doggy style, and it's the end of the world.
  51. Re:Here's hoping for a "Jack Thompson head" mod... by RsG · · Score: 4, Funny

    Really? I coulda swore he was communicating out of the other end... :-)

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  52. Video games aren't violent... by tillerman35 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    video game players are violent. You can get medieval on someone's ass playing the Telletubbies game if you try hard enough. What about all the times I crashed 747's into the World Trade Center in Microsoft FS2000? To be fair, I was trying to fly between them, but the frame rate on my Pentium ONE (with the floating point bug, thank you very much) was so crappy I often over-controlled and wiped out on one of them.

    The converse is also true. I play World of Warcraft, an intensely PVP game but have never fought another player (mostly because they're all noobs and I'm too nice to pwn them severely). I could easily play an hour of GTA without killing a single NPC. It's not the point of the game, but I could do it if I wanted to.

    Still, I'm thankful that the vast rightwing conspiracy is taking time off from the war on drugs, fighting against pr0n, opposing gay marriage, defending the rights of blastocycts, installing surveillance cameras, wire-tapping my home, and working feverishly to perfect SOME kind of mind-control device to protect me (a 47 year old man) from violent video games. Thanks, dudes!

    1. Re:Video games aren't violent... by Sentry21 · · Score: 1
      I could easily play an hour of GTA without killing a single NPC.


      I'm impressed. I can't get two blocks without killing at least half a dozen pedestrians, stealing two cars, and getting a three-star wanted rating. I don't know how I do it, I just do. :/
    2. Re:Video games aren't violent... by mackman · · Score: 1

      > What about all the times I crashed 747's into the World Trade Center in Microsoft FS2000?

      "Thompson then took a shot at Microsoft's Bill Gates, stating, "What's next, Paul, a game in which players can practice flying commercial jetliners into the World Trade Towers? Oh, I forgot. Microsoft already did that. Thank Time's "Man of the Year," Bill Gates, whose Halo trained Lee Boyd Malvo to be the Beltway Sniper as well."

      http://ds.advancedmn.com/article.php?artid=3090

  53. Can I use his likeness... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...in an indie game I am working on?
    It might be fun to shove a bazooka up his arse...you know...as practice for in case I ever actually meet up with him.

  54. Society has been down this road before... by LinDVD · · Score: 1, Insightful

    John Bruce Thompson is just Fredric Wertham all over again.

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  55. I wonder by PhrostyMcByte · · Score: 4, Funny

    So if I threaten to sue game companies I can get free prerelease copies of their games? Bring in the lawyers!!

  56. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by kfg · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Bah, where did I ever claim that I wasn't preaching?

    The irony I was refering to is Jack getting up on his soapbox as a bully, bullying a game about fighting bullies.

    And of course he uses the argument that standing up to bullies is the cause of violence. How convenient for him:

    I'm sure it'll come out something like; "You can't countersue me; there are already too many silly lawsuits!"

    KFG

  57. Seriously, what is the point??? by Sathias · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Does he really expect us to believe that there is any possible way he could play the game and then say, "Actually, I was wrong... this game is just fine for our kids"? I'm under the impression that his crusade will pick on the tiniest detail, completely oblivious to bias and context.

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    1. Re:Seriously, what is the point??? by Erectile+Dysfunction · · Score: 0

      He wants to make money and be famous. Being a nut has given him a grand forum that attorneys rarely obtain without representing famous clients or or being involved in enormous lawsuits. You can argue before the Supreme Court and not have anyone recognize your name, but if you can get on television lots of people will recognize you even if it's just because they hate you.

  58. Closet Gamer by Slaryn · · Score: 1

    This is all lies, Jack just wants to get a copy early because he knows it'll be so fun.

  59. Could it be me? by toupsie · · Score: 1

    Yes, I am old.

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  60. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by dewie · · Score: 1

    Actually, that makes more sense, from Jack Thompson's (admittedly warped and twisted) point of view. He called the game a 'Columbine simulator', as I recall, and what was the motivation behind the Columbine shootings? Fighting back against bullies.

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  61. Bah, I'd Sue Sony... by PipianJ · · Score: 1

    I mean, I wish I could get away with this. I'd totally sue Sony for a Playstation 3 for me and others to analyze the possibility for fun to be had while playing it. After all, that's the only way anyone could get one...

  62. Parenting philosophy by mcrbids · · Score: 4, Insightful

    As a father of 5 children, I counsel my kids that it's usually their fault when they are the victims. They are responsible for themselves and their own well being, and they are the ones who suffer when they don't ensure this.

    Yes, bad people do mean things, and you can't stop that. But you can do many things to ensure that the bad people don't do those mean things to you. Whether by locking your bike, (so it's not stolen) avoiding dangerous situations, or by demanding respect early in a relationship.

    There's a kid who lives nearby (whom I'll call Ray) who is a classic victim. It seems like, no matter what, things just don't work out for this kid. It's sad, really. But recently, this he has been hanging out at our house, and we've been counseling the him to stand up for himself. He really had no idea how much of his bad situations he had personally been contributing to, and the result is that, even though we aren't his parents, he's really bonded with us.

    When a child is victimized, if the authority does nothing to teach the victim how to handle the situation from a position of strength, it reinforces their position of weakness. They are given the message that they need to be coddled by the authorities against the bad bullies, and I think that's just wrong. This then prevents the situation from actually improving long term, and when it gets bad enough, the victim pops and mows down a schoolyard with an AK-47.

    Bullies should be punished, and frequently, so should the victims.

    When fights break out among our kids, we punish both parties equally. While the aggressor gets punished for "taking things to the next level", the victim is punished for allowing it to happen to him/her. They can develop means to encourage aggressors to leave them the !@## alone, and they do.

    Forget "fair". Life isn't fair, and law is just a set of consequences that only take effect when you get caught. Teaching towards not being in the victim role helps people avoid the pain of being taken advantage of, and being hurt by the very authorities put there to protect them.

    For the record, actual fights are very rare in our household. Our children are usually described by others as unusual in how close, polite, and considerate they are towards each other. Said children range from age 9 to age 17.

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    1. Re:Parenting philosophy by Quaoar · · Score: 3, Insightful
      When fights break out among our kids, we punish both parties equally. While the aggressor gets punished for "taking things to the next level", the victim is punished for allowing it to happen to him/her. They can develop means to encourage aggressors to leave them the !@## alone, and they do.
      Yeah, that's a good strategy. Punish the innocent. Don't bother to figure out what actually happened, just teach your kids that there is no justice in the world.
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    2. Re:Parenting philosophy by LuminaireX · · Score: 1

      Your ideas are intriguing, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter. Your strategy of tough love, while seemingly not fair to most, seems amazingly effective to me. We need more parents like you.

    3. Re:Parenting philosophy by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      You sir are a bad parent. I don't care what you say or what you do other than the above, but you're not only making your kids want to bully others (yes you are, if I hit person Y we both get punished. Why not hit person Y when I WANT them punished?).

      My dad always used to say "stand up for yourself, kick the shit out of that bully" and I did. I leveled 7 guys in 1 fight and they never picked on me again. Didn't stop another person comming along and doing it though, only time it stopped is when my brother's friends (read : Rugby team 5 years older) found out and kicked the shit out of the new kids. And the reason I got bullied wasn't for my disability (I have shit legs) or my geeky nature, it was just because I was a person in the right place at the right time (read : Playground). But will that stop the next bully or should I always answer with my fists? Some times it's better to take a kick to the groin and learn from it than to "stick up for yourself". Something your kids are going to struggle to accept.

      Also may I ask you what you would tell your daughter if she got raped? Would you go "wow you have a vagina! So your fault!" or would you sit down, eat your humble pie and learn that SHIT HAPPENS PREPARED OR NOT?

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    4. Re:Parenting philosophy by 'nother+poster · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Which there isn't. Welcome to reality.

    5. Re:Parenting philosophy by mcrbids · · Score: 1, Insightful
      You sir are a bad parent. I don't care what you say or what you do other than the above, but you're not only making your kids want to bully others (yes you are, if I hit person Y we both get punished. Why not hit person Y when I WANT them punished?).

      How does teaching children to not be victims make them any more likely to be aggressive? Somehow, they've all grown up peaceful and very intellectual. (My twin 17 Y.O. are in their 2nd year of college) My theory is that by learning to stand up to the injustices of the world, they don't harbor unexpressed anger, and can then focus on the better parts of life.

      My dad always used to say "stand up for yourself, kick the shit out of that bully" and I did. I leveled 7 guys in 1 fight and they never picked on me again. Didn't stop another person comming along and doing it though, only time it stopped is when my brother's friends (read : Rugby team 5 years older) found out and kicked the shit out of the new kids. And the reason I got bullied wasn't for my disability (I have shit legs) or my geeky nature, it was just because I was a person in the right place at the right time (read : Playground). But will that stop the next bully or should I always answer with my fists? Some times it's better to take a kick to the groin and learn from it than to "stick up for yourself". Something your kids are going to struggle to accept.

      There's a big difference between "kick the shit out of the bully" and "don't be a victim". One is an aggressive act, another is a demand for respect. They do not equate.

      Also may I ask you what you would tell your daughter if she got raped? Would you go "wow you have a vagina! So your fault!" or would you sit down, eat your humble pie and learn that SHIT HAPPENS PREPARED OR NOT?

      From my original post:

      I counsel my kids that it's usually their fault when they are the victims.
      Emphasis on usually.

      Rapes happen. But there are almost always mitigating circumstances. Victim is at a wild party. Victim is drunk, with strangers. Victim is alone and in an isolated/vulnerable location. Victim is involved with unusual sexual activity, or has provoked an obviously aggressive party. Et cetera. Rare is the rape that's truly random.

      Counseling my children to avoid these types of scenarios isn't bad parenting; it's good sense, and something that you would do well to consider.

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    6. Re:Parenting philosophy by AzureWrathHal · · Score: 1

      Yes, and in a perfect world, nothing bad ever happens to anyone because they all took the right precautionary measures.

      Sadly, many people get beaten/raped/murdered or any combination thereof everyday. I hardly think it was "their fault" for being silly enough to let themselves get beaten/raped/murdered, and I certainly don't think they deserve to be punished for their misfortune.

      Sure, you can look both ways before you cross the street. Sometimes it helps. Sometimes it does not.

      Then again, that's just my opinion. My opinion may be that you're screwed up in the head, but it's just my opinion.

    7. Re:Parenting philosophy by russ1337 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I had to read your post a couple of times to get what you were saying. At first I thought you were advocating "stand up to bully" violence, but after a re-read, you say discipline your kids for fighting (no matter which one started from the postion of power).
      I agree that the answer to kids being bullied is not to be 'coddled' - 100%. But standing up to bullies is sometimes what they are after.
      I moved from NZ to Northern Ireland when I was 12, and because I was 'foreign' became the target of a few of a couple of the school bullies. I pretty much always managed to talk my way out of it. It'd have been a pretty dangerous situation for me to 'stand up to them directly'... most of these guys were pig farmers and victims of home violence. No punch I could deliver was even going to make them wince, and they could easily gather more friends than I had made in the first month or so. So, I had to use quick thinking, even quicker talking and a little avoidance here and there. In the end I got these guys working for me. I started selling potatoe chips (crisps) at school, undercutting the cafeteria and these guys were doing the leg-work and chasing up the outstanding debts.... win win. They just needed a bit of guidance and a little 'motivation'....

    8. Re:Parenting philosophy by echidnae · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Rapes happen. But there are almost always mitigating circumstances. Victim is at a wild party. Victim is drunk, with strangers. Victim is alone and in an isolated/vulnerable location. Victim is involved with unusual sexual activity, or has provoked an obviously aggressive party. Et cetera. Rare is the rape that's truly random.

      I see what you're saying, and I've seen this point of view a lot, but blaming the victim of rapes is never the way to go. What about the young girl who was abused by her dad, or uncle, or mom's boyfriend, etc? When someone is abused, especially sexually, it is usually a traumatizing experience. Telling someone that they were raped because of their own fault is insane...you're just victimizing the victim again.

      The real sad thing about this is, many times victims of abuse, whether it's sexual, physical or mental, are young. And when you are abused when you are young, it alters your brain chemistry. And magically they find themselves in situations where more abuse will occur. Telling these people that it's their fault these things are happening to you is insane, insensitive, and down right stupid. You do not tell people who are victims of abuse that it is their fault. Ever. The fact is, a lot of abuse is random, but it affects the victims in such a way that they find themselves in abusive situations again. Do not blame these people...it will not help. Bullying is just another form of abuse, and telling a victim of bullying it's their fault is just crazy. I'd rather tell them how to avoid abusive situations rather than saying you're making people bullying you. The sad thing is, a lot of victims of bullies also become bullies, and then the cycle starts again.

      Anyway, that's how I'm reading what you're saying. Feel free to reply if I'm not understanding you completely...

    9. Re:Parenting philosophy by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      When fights break out among our kids, we punish both parties equally.

      Great, so you can get someone in trouble by jumping them? Nice.

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    10. Re:Parenting philosophy by Fordiman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Ah, guilt.

      You're right, they sometimes are at fault. Maybe they weren't careful enough. Maybe they did something stupid, leaving themselves open.

      Still, they need to be told what they did wrong, and given the tools necessary to not have it happen again. Get raped? Fine. Go to martial arts training and kick the shit out of the next guy who tries to rape you. Got your bike stolen? lock it the hell up.

      I'm not saying coddle the victim, I'm saying empower the victim. But punish? Fuck that. Being the victim of a crime is punishment enough.

      Unfortunately, being the victim to a crime leaves them feeling lost. Action must be take by those who care about them to make certain it doesn't happen again - and the best way to do this is to give them the tools they need to prevent it; 'teach a man to fish...', after all.

      Yeah. Punishment is negative reinforcement. Coddling is nill reinforcement (making the bad things go away is removing the already existing negative reinforcement). Training is positive reinforcement, the sort that can balance the negative reinforcement caused by being a victim.

      That said, a good deal of this country are whiners; too many people think they are 'victims', to the point where the word loses its meaning. It's what happens when you cancel the reinforcement through coddling; the person thinks that 'victim' is just a natural state of being.

      Fuck that. It's all about teaching self-reliance.

      Still, your brain-dead method causes the opposite problem; the person becomes rediculously paranoid. This, if you can't tell, is also bad. Living in fear is not living. Your children may very likely have a lot of unlearning to do when they leave your household.

      Or not. They may end up like my uncle, who was raised in much the way you described; machiavellian, self-important, and generally unhappy.

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    11. Re:Parenting philosophy by bky1701 · · Score: 1

      Just because the world is full of killers doesn't mean you have to be one.

    12. Re:Parenting philosophy by nfarrell · · Score: 1

      [quote]
      When fights break out among our kids, we punish both parties equally. While the aggressor gets punished for "taking things to the next level", the victim is punished for allowing it to happen to him/her. They can develop means to encourage aggressors to leave them the !@## alone, and they do.
      [/quote]

      What do you think this is teaching them? "Even if I do the right thing I'll be punished". You must be a true anarchist - you don't want your children to respect the law, their parents, or the rest of the community - only to fear them. They see the only way to be "good" is to take everything into their own hands. And if they are hurt, they dare not cry, or seek your understanding, because you will punish them for it.

      Sure, we all need to learn to act responsibly, but a lot of people act they way they do because of their environment. If they have violent or emotionally dysfunctional parents, odds are they'll inherit those traits. Same at school of course.

      Standing up to a bully and not being afraid is good. Telling them the only way to settle it is by taking it into their own hands is wrong in so many ways. Vigilante justice is no justice.

    13. Re:Parenting philosophy by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 1

      Thank you for putting it into words better than I could.

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    14. Re:Parenting philosophy by bky1701 · · Score: 1

      You are the epitome of all that is wrong with society as a whole, and I guess you are happy about that. Regardless of anything in the world, you will ALWAYS be doing something risky. Lets take YOUR view and apply it to real life:

      A bank has a full contingent of security guards. You notice a fire down the street and send them to help save people from the burning building. A robber notices you did this, and takes the opportunity to rob the bank. In your world, the bank would be fined for trying to help the people that would have died. All you are doing is solidifying the fear society is built around; you are not making your kids more able to deal with problems, just more able to run from them. You are teaching your kids how to be cowards and run from anything that may pose a danger, no matter the reason.

      But in the end, you can never seal yourself in a little metal box. There is always danger, and according to you, it's your fault for it existing. Teach your kids to deal with danger and their problems, not how to be cowards and run from it.

    15. Re:Parenting philosophy by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      Since I don't have kids, I can't judge the effectivenes of your approach. Furthermore, I thoroughly dislike the often proposed idea some things just happens because there's evil afoot. However, there's a very fine line between preaching responsibility for your actions and blaming the victim for circumstances beyond their control. As said, I don't know you, I don't know your kids. But I hope that they - and you - know the difference.

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    16. Re:Parenting philosophy by DiegoV · · Score: 1
      Rapes happen. But there are almost always mitigating circumstances. Victim is at a wild party. Victim is drunk, with strangers. Victim is alone and in an isolated/vulnerable location. Victim is involved with unusual sexual activity, or has provoked an obviously aggressive party. Et cetera. Rare is the rape that's truly random.

      Ouch. I know one can put oneself in risky circumstances, and that one should try to avoid them. But you wrote "mitigating circumstances". As in "a fact or situation which reduces culpability for an offence and permits greater leniency in judgment or punishment" (Oxford Engish Dictionary). I hope you don't mean to imply that raping a drunk stranger "at a wild party" is less serious than, say, raping a sober nun at sunday school.

    17. Re:Parenting philosophy by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 1

      If you keep any mod above -1 I've officially lost faith in the Slashdot moderation system.

      echidnae put it in words better than I ever could, so I suggest you read his post.

      Also just so we're clear here, parents know jackshit about their children's true mental healthy and developement. As much as people like to go "oh my kids fine, he's doing great and everything!" more often than not they hardly know their kids. Kids have never been 100% honest with their parents and the last people they want to talk to about stuff is them. It's easy to keep a shell to hide the screwed up stuff from.

      Also to point out. Your kids would get no respect what so ever from me if they demanded it. I'll be polite and I won't fuck people over, but if you start demanding ANYTHING I will go out of my way to take that high horse's knee caps out and sit you on your ass. People should act decently, but respect should be given when it's earnt and for a good reason. If you demand respect for just breathing or being in the same location than me then you've got one hell of an ego and you're going to piss off more people than you could ever dream of.

      I'd call it manager ego. You think you're important because someones told you so, but really you're just another lacky with a fake title and the second someone gets a chance to remind you of it they will. Same thing goes for you from the sounds of it..

      Hey I've got karma to burn, I can throw around a little unpopular opinion. :)

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    18. Re:Parenting philosophy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When fights break out among our kids, we punish both parties equally. While the aggressor gets punished for "taking things to the next level", the victim is punished for allowing it to happen to him/her. They can develop means to encourage aggressors to leave them the !@## alone, and they do.

      Forget "fair". Life isn't fair


      Have any of your kids hit you, to find out whether you'll punish yourself or whether you're just a fucking hypocrite? Even if it hasn't happened yet, you might want to watch out in the future - although the idea took me a few seconds to think up, it's possible that it won't occur to your kids for years, since intelligence is genetically influenced.

    19. Re:Parenting philosophy by brandonY · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I counsel my kids that it's usually their fault when they are the victims. They are responsible for themselves and their own well being, and they are the ones who suffer when they don't ensure this.

      Man, see, that's EXACTLY why I feel that when a woman is raped, we should stone her to death. Usually she was totally asking for it. Women are responsible for themselves and their own well being, and they are the ones who suffer when they don't ensure this.

      You are wrong. A victim is a victim. Sure a victim could probably take steps to prevent being victimized, but a victim is never guilty because they didn't take those steps. If I leave my wallet on my front porch, if I put my social security number on the Internet, if I wear sleazy clothes into a bad kind of bar in a bad kind of neighborhood and flirt with bad, drunk people, I am putting myself in a bad situation. That does not, however, mean that I have done something wrong.

      Look, if I'm a wussy, 98-pound weakling with no self-confidence, and I get beat up by some kid who is confused because his dad beat him too many times, it is NOT my fault, and I should NOT be punished. Punishing everybody involved, be they victim or criminal, is the opposite of a justice system. It will probably keep the peace, but it's not justice, it's not right, and it's about 1000 years of backwards.

      Forget "fair". Life isn't fair, and law is just a set of consequences that only take effect when you get caught.

      Do you know who think this way? Psychopaths. Life's not fair, but that doesn't mean we should abandon fairness as a goal. You're wrong about laws, too. They're not a set of consequences--they're a set of guidelines. The consequences are there to provide teeth so people like you will at least consider following some of them.

      Jerk.

    20. Re:Parenting philosophy by kfg · · Score: 4, Insightful

      When fights break out among our kids, we punish both parties equally.

      Good day, Sir,

      You have a very nice car. Well, that is to say, you used to have a very nice car. I liked it so much I'm afraid I stole it. Your radio presets are awesome too! We obviously have a lot in common.

      If we're lucky maybe we can share a cell, but I expect you'll get caught for having your car stolen long before I get caught for stealing it, so fix the place up nice for me, 'k? Oh yeah, and wear something sexy.

      Your partner in crime,

      Bubba

      KFG

    21. Re:Parenting philosophy by pcgabe · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You're going to get a lot of flack from ignorant twits (who probably are NOT parents themselves). Such is the problem with counter-intuitive solutions. The REAL problem is that human nature is counter-intuitive.

      It sounds insensitive to tell a child that being bullied is partly their fault, but it's not. What's insensitive is telling them that it's NOT their fault at all, and letting them continue falling into the same bully traps.

      Perhaps 'fault' is not quite the right word to use; it is emotionally charged. But I would say that, often, there are steps the victim could have taken to defuse the situation and prevent the bullying from taking place.

      I, for one, think you absolutely have the right idea. I was bullied a lot when I was younger, and no one taught me how to handle it properly. It was only later that I discovered how much of the situation I controlled. After that, I wasn't bullied anymore (and also stopped fighting with my siblings; it's all related).

      The world definitely needs more parents like you that are grounded in reality, and less parents living in fantasy land.

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    22. Re:Parenting philosophy by Locke03 · · Score: 1

      Doesn't mean you cower in fear either. And how the hell did you extrapolate that from the parent anyway?

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    23. Re:Parenting philosophy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah. It's like the people who died in 9/11. It's their fault.

      Moron.

    24. Re:Parenting philosophy by NormalVisual · · Score: 1

      Regardless of anything in the world, you will ALWAYS be doing something risky

      Life is inherently a terminal condition, so while you can't always completely eliminate risk, you sure as hell can mitigate it. Going back to the example of a young woman being raped at a party - the rape itself is certainly not her fault, but she sure as hell isn't minimizing her risk if she dresses suggestively and gets drunk (i.e. impairs her judgement and ability to act even further) in the presence of a bunch of young men whose behavior she can't really predict. It's not about "blaming the victim", it's about getting people to think before acting and thus avoiding being victimized completely in most cases. Avoiding the rape entirely would be the best situation for everyone, right? Similarly, if I'm walking down the street and there is a group of young men ahead that look like they're up to no good, I'll probably cross the street to avoid them particularly if I'm with my family. While I can protect myself reasonably well, it's much better to avoid a potential conflict altogether. If they happen to be of a different ethnic group than myself, I really don't care if someone decides I'm being racist. My immediate concern is for my safety, and what others think really doesn't factor into it.

      However, in today's society there seems to be a big push towards avoiding personal responsibility as it's not very politically correct. I look forward to the creativity of those who will slam me for having the temerity to say such outlandish things. I'm particularly looking forward to the accusations of misogyny and racism that I'm reasonably sure will follow after this post.

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    25. Re:Parenting philosophy by Charcharodon · · Score: 1
      Unless you stand up for yourself you are forever going to be looking for protection from someone else, which in the real world is completely unrealistic. Being passive is just as bad as being aggressive.

      The only justice in the world is the justice we make for ourselves. No one else can do that for you.

    26. Re:Parenting philosophy by Locke03 · · Score: 1

      Personal responsibility?!? How dare you say such a thing in a public forum! Don't you know it's the governments(R) job to be responsible for you while you live a happy-go-lucky(tm) life? It's people like you who are impeding the progress of our great socialistic world!! Back to the freethinking and archaic idealism from which you came foul demon!

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    27. Re:Parenting philosophy by Powercntrl · · Score: 1

      As a father of 5 children, I counsel my kids that it's usually their fault when they are the victims. They are responsible for themselves and their own well being, and they are the ones who suffer when they don't ensure this.

      You were obviously not bullied as a kid. Most "bullying" takes the form of social ostracism. You should be so lucky that none of your kids turn out to be homosexual, perhaps. Of course, I bet if that happened to be the case, you don't seem like the kind of parent who'd be accepting of a gay child.

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    28. Re:Parenting philosophy by echidnae · · Score: 1
      Life is inherently a terminal condition, so while you can't always completely eliminate risk, you sure as hell can mitigate it. Going back to the example of a young woman being raped at a party - the rape itself is certainly not her fault, but she sure as hell isn't minimizing her risk if she dresses suggestively and gets drunk (i.e. impairs her judgement and ability to act even further) in the presence of a bunch of young men whose behavior she can't really predict. It's not about "blaming the victim", it's about getting people to think before acting and thus avoiding being victimized completely in most cases.

      The problem with the argument of asking for being raped by wearing "sexy" clothes is that you can take the clothes out of the picture, and people will still get abused. So if looking good is not minimizing the risk of being raped, where do you draw the line? Can you blame someone for being raped because they dress modestly, but have an incredible body? Can you blame someone for being "blessed" with nice boobs? I know I'm taking your argument to the extreme, but where do you really draw the line? Is someone who doesn't cover their entire body like some Muslim women do not minimizing the chance of being raped? Because, even women in Muslim dress can be raped.

      Or how about, not even talking about rape, the guy on the New York City subway who stabbed someone because they looked at him...does the person who looked at him deserve blame for what the attacker did to them? Again, I think I'm taking your argument to the extreme, but I hope you see my point.

      Sure, some people can invite sexual actions by leading a guy or girl on and then not wanting to go any further, but does someone like that really deserve blame for a rape or some such abuse? The reality is, no one deserves such a traumatic experience, and blaming the victim, even partially, is letting the real problem escape blame, which is the rapist.

    29. Re:Parenting philosophy by zakezuke · · Score: 1

      Emphasis on usually.

      Rapes happen. But there are almost always mitigating circumstances. Victim is at a wild party. Victim is drunk, with strangers. Victim is alone and in an isolated/vulnerable location. Victim is involved with unusual sexual activity, or has provoked an obviously aggressive party. Et cetera. Rare is the rape that's truly random.


      I imagine that in the case of rape, the rapist is someone the victim knows. But I can't imagine punishing someone who was raped. That's is with all due respect, wacked. While i'm not a parent, I imagine that one should take a proactive stance and make kids aware such things. With a lack of life experence, one must give one's own experence. And kids are bound to make mistakes, that is part of the learning experence. But there are acceptable consequences to one's actions and unacceptable ones. Rape is not an acceptable consenquence.

      Someone else pointed out something regarding family rape. Would it be your fault that Uncle Buck molested your kids? Would it be your kid's fault? Should you be punished in this unlikely event? Should your kids.

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    30. Re:Parenting philosophy by 'nother+poster · · Score: 1

      What is it that everyone seeks in this world? Mercy for me, and justice for everyone else. BTW I get to define both mercy and justice. Neat, huh?

    31. Re:Parenting philosophy by NormalVisual · · Score: 0, Troll

      The problem with the argument of asking for being raped by wearing "sexy" clothes is that you can take the clothes out of the picture, and people will still get abused

      Go back and read what I wrote again - I didn't say that wearing sexy clothes was "asking to be raped". Also read where I said I wasn't blaming the victim - the rape is not the victim's fault. However, to say that the victim's dress and behavior could not possibly have been a contributing factor that aggravated the situation is to ignore reality. Well, theoretical reality, since this isn't a real situation to begin with. :-) An attractive girl all made up and in a skin-tight midriff top and short-shorts is going to attract more attention (some unwanted) than the same girl in sweats with no make-up and hair going everywhere.

      It's rather like a white guy walking into South Central LA with a shirt on that says "I Hate Niggers". The beating he's likely to receive is not his fault, but it certainly was not the wisest course of action for him to wear such a shirt in such an environment regardless of whether he had a perfect right to do so. All I'm saying is that people need to critically evaluate the potential consequences of their actions and accept that sometimes those actions, though harmless in and of themselves, can be like putting gas on a fire.

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    32. Re:Parenting philosophy by celtic_hackr · · Score: 1
      Rapes happen. But there are almost always mitigating circumstances. Victim is at a wild party. Victim is drunk, with strangers. Victim is alone and in an isolated/vulnerable location. Victim is involved with unusual sexual activity, or has provoked an obviously aggressive party. Et cetera. Rare is the rape that's truly random.

      You are clueless to the reality of rape. Rape is rarely random. However, that has nothing to do with the victim. Rapists plan rapes just like bankrobbers "usually" plan robberies. I suppose that banks are victims because they have the mitigating circumstance of being in the business of handling money. You can always find mitigating circumstances, in any crime, if you want to look. That doesn't mean they are really there; it's a matter of subjective reasoning. Tell me, since you seem to know so much, what are the mitigating circumstances of all the children who are raped every year? Many of them under 11 years old? I'd really like to know! I've known children 2 years old that have been raped. What is the mitigating circumstance there? Look she's breathing! That's the mitigating circumstance! What about all those boys abused by church leaders?

      While I believe strongly in not being a victim and teaching people how not to be victims, I think it is ludicrous to punish obvious victims of violence. While I don't buy the whole videos and video games make peoiple violent, I do think they teach people HOW to be violent. Thus there is a false positive correlation between violence and violent games and movies. Plus when society is entertained by violent content it tends to reinforce violent people's thinking that violence is acceptable. Our culture is whacked; it is ok for a youth to watch a movie showing a person being murdered and cut up, but it's not ok for that youth to watch a movie with two people perform an act of creating life. You know, that word that is one of seven you can't say on TV. It's just wrong that the censers ban Miss Jackson's tit, but not Jason's slashing. Personally I'd rather watch a good screw scene with Lara Croft, than Jason hacking some sweet thing's head off. Really why are any of you condoning violent games? What's so fun about killing imaginary people????????

    33. Re:Parenting philosophy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, she was asking to be raped.

    34. Re:Parenting philosophy by echidnae · · Score: 1
      Go back and read what I wrote again - I didn't say that wearing sexy clothes was "asking to be raped".

      I know you didn't, and I addressed that in the part of my comment after the first sentence you quoted. Of course many things contribute to situations related to abuse, I'm not denying that. But, I do think there is this notion that the hot girls are the ones who get raped. I'm just speaking from my own experience on this, of course, but I would think the hotter girls are even less likely to be raped than other girls. Why? Because, usually they are more self confident (for better or worse), and they're likely used to guys being around them all the time. Anyway, I don't think we're disagreeing completely with each other...I just can't help but caution (not specifically to you) that it's a mistake to blame the victims when abuse happens.

    35. Re:Parenting philosophy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vigilante justice is no justice.

      When the "justice system" is for sale, vigilante justice is the only true justice.

    36. Re:Parenting philosophy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


              I counsel my kids that it's usually their fault when they are the victims.

      Emphasis on usually.

      Rapes happen. But there are almost always mitigating circumstances. Victim is at a wild party. Victim is drunk, with strangers. Victim is alone and in an isolated/vulnerable location. Victim is involved with unusual sexual activity, or has provoked an obviously aggressive party. Et cetera. Rare is the rape that's truly random.

      Counseling my children to avoid these types of scenarios isn't bad parenting; it's good sense, and something that you would do well to consider.


      And this is where your philosophy goes wrong. There are NO mitigating circumstances for rape. You ARE blaming the victim. Women are perfectly entitled to go to a wild party alone. They're perfectly entitled to dress how they like. They're even entitled to get drunk. That someone can't control his desires does not make it in any way her fault. Any more than you would be at fault for driving a nice car because someone decided that they wanted it, and bashed you in the head to get it. "Oh, he shouldn't have bought himself a nice car, it's his fault"

      It's easy to blame the victim. Life isn't always fair. But we won't make it any fairer by saying people deserve to be raped for having a good time. If a man goes out to a bar, has a drink with people he doesn't know, is it his fault he got raped in the bathroom? That he shouldn't have gone to the bar in the first place? Or is it only women that are to be blamed when they get raped...

      Posting anon to preserve previous mods, my username is Arkhan_jg.
    37. Re:Parenting philosophy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      As a father of 5 children, I counsel my kids that it's usually their fault when they are the victims.

      Jesus, you must really suck at parenthood.

      Life isn't fair, and law is just a set of consequences that only take effect when you get caught.

      Not too good as a citizen either I see. "It's only a crime if you get caught". Hello, Enron!

    38. Re:Parenting philosophy by mcrbids · · Score: 1

      There are NO mitigating circumstances for rape. You ARE blaming the victim. Women are perfectly entitled to go to a wild party alone. They're perfectly entitled to dress how they like. They're even entitled to get drunk. That someone can't control his desires does not make it in any way her fault.

      It's law in the state of California that the pedestrian ALWAYS gets the right of way on a public highway. I agree with this law - people are much more sensitive to collisions than cars. But, if somebody struts across Interstate 5 without paying attention to the cars, I won't be surprised if they get hit, and I won't necessarily blame the driver.

      You're confusing legality with cause. If I am a sexy 20-something blonde female in a scanty party outfit, and I walk a dark street in the bad end of town at 2:00 AM, and get mugged, the mugger is guilty of a crime, and should be prosecuted. But in this scenario, I'm guilty of personal endangerment.

      Don't confuse "right" with reality. One is an ideal society will ever chase, and the other is practicality that, if ignored, can cause immense personal pain.

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    39. Re:Parenting philosophy by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      I think with respect he means just enough respect that you won't treat them as lesser humans.

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    40. Re:Parenting philosophy by TekReggard · · Score: 1

      Its hard to take sides in a discussion like the one I see you folks are having, but as for your response to his comments on rape. I might point out that he is a supporter of good parents + good parenting. A father who rapes his child is not a good parent. I'm pretty sure the fellow you are having a discussion with would agree. He might also agree that he is in no way saying that all rapes are the victim's fault. He just noted that good parents will teach their kids to avoid putting themselves in risky situations that might lead to a rape. If their kids did put themselves in those situations and something happened -- most good parents would probably feel disappointed in both themselves and their children, but good parents also would know not to just turn around and victimize their children more.

      Its just a matter of parenting and what he teaches his children.

      -SV

    41. Re:Parenting philosophy by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      Just because you punish both sides in a fight between children doesn't mean you follow that path in every circumstance. It's usefull for teaching, but after a rape is not the time to teach.

    42. Re:Parenting philosophy by bky1701 · · Score: 1
      Going back to the example of a young woman being raped at a party - the rape itself is certainly not her fault, but she sure as hell isn't minimizing her risk if she dresses suggestively and gets drunk (i.e. impairs her judgement and ability to act even further) in the presence of a bunch of young men whose behavior she can't really predict.


      That is only side-steping my point; when you punish the victim, you help the villain more then the act itself did. How can you define what is "safe" and what is not? Here are 3 situations...

      1. You are drunk in a bar, you get into a bar fight with someone (lets just say you were trying to avoid it for the argument), you get knocked out.
      2. You are walking down the street, and you get jumped and have your wallet taken.
      3. You are walking around in a shopping mall, you know 6 martial arts and have 3 people with you, you get blown up in a terrorist attack.

      In what case is the victim at fault? All? None? If you can't define a hard set of definitions, then don't define any. You will only end up being wrong and hurting more people more then they would have been without you.

      Not to mention, this "punish the victim" (say it isn't all you want, that IS what you are saying) only would contribute to people being afraid to report crimes more then before. Why would I call the police if I got mugged if I knew I was going to jail? All you are doing is supporting crime and hurting people by making there be less reason to speak up.

      Also, you say how good your kids are... ever think they may just be good around you? Even the worst of enemies could come to an agreement to protect each other equally.
    43. Re:Parenting philosophy by Uriel · · Score: 1

      Well, Mr. Smith, when some crazed Slashdot reader takes your address from the comments in this thread and drops by your home or place of business to beat you severely, may I be the one to have all your utilities cancelled as punishment for allowing it to happen to you?

    44. Re:Parenting philosophy by bky1701 · · Score: 1
      Doesn't mean you cower in fear either.

      I didn't say anything about being afraid... the opposite if you read my other post on the topic, http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=194147&cid=159 16625

      And how the hell did you extrapolate that from the parent anyway?

      "Yeah, that's a good strategy. Punish the innocent. Don't bother to figure out what actually happened, just teach your kids that there is no justice in the world."
      "Which there isn't. Welcome to reality."

      I was not so much replying to the parent as both the ones before. Just because most people are jackasses doesn't mean you need to or should be one.
    45. Re:Parenting philosophy by DarKlajid · · Score: 1

      Still, they need to be told what they did wrong, and given the tools necessary to not have it happen again. Get raped? Fine. Go to martial arts training and kick the shit out of the next guy who tries to rape you. Got your bike stolen? lock it the hell up.


      Well.. You don't exactly help with this statement. Comparing a rape with a stolen bike and at the same time implying, that the victim did something wrong shows, that you probably have that kind of morale that Jack Idiot blames on computer games.

      "Got raped? Why didn't you train matial arts in the first place?"

      Sorry, but even if this discussion is filled with emotions: Apply some sense and think before you post.
    46. Re:Parenting philosophy by SamSim · · Score: 1
      Forget "fair". Life isn't fair

      But it should be.

    47. Re:Parenting philosophy by MadEE · · Score: 1
      Well.. You don't exactly help with this statement. Comparing a rape with a stolen bike and at the same time implying, that the victim did something wrong shows, that you probably have that kind of morale that Jack Idiot blames on computer games.
      First of all where the heck do you see a comparison? Just because things (with one being far worse then the other) happen to be in the same paragraph doesn't mean the author is comparing them. Furthermore his point is even truer with rape then anything. A lot of the emotional damage of a rape stems from the complete and utter loss of control during the event, a self defense class, while not a magic wand, does a lot to give the person some of the sense of control that they lost in the rape.
    48. Re:Parenting philosophy by RockModeNick · · Score: 1

      I think the point is that by doing certain things you can drastically reduce your risk, not that there is any way to elminate all risks in life. The logical conjecture that the less sexually appealing you look, the less likely you are to be raped, and the less you are intoxicated or otherwise impared, the less likely you are to be assaulted/raped, is accurate. Random acts of horrible violence and violation do happen, but they are such a small number of the total cases, that one can certainly hedge their bets by changing their behaviors.

    49. Re:Parenting philosophy by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Is one of your children a girl? Are you going to tell her its her fault if she's ever raped? Great parenting there...

      Yes, you need to stand up for yourself, but doing so or not does not excuse the other person from their actions. Its not ok to violate someone's rights just because you don't think they'll fight back..

    50. Re:Parenting philosophy by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      You're a dumbass. Reality when one person attacks another doesn't 'just happen.' One person CHOOSES to act violently toward someone else. That's reality. Reality is also that sometimes there just is nothing you can do to protect yourself.

      Thanks for adding more criminals to our population. Please, before you spout off any more bullshit, ask a psychologist just what effect your 'philosphy' will have on your kids, and how they're likely to turn out.

    51. Re:Parenting philosophy by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      There's a HUGE problem with your reasoning. You're placing part of the blame on the victim, which implies that what her rapists did wasn't that bad (not as bad as raping a random passer by). Logically, since the victim is partially at fault, the rapists should receive a much lighter sentence. At the extreme, she should be locked up as well.

      Whats the result of all this? The victim learns its her own fault, and thus deserved what happens. The rapist learns that it wasn't totally his fault, so its more acceptable that he rape in the same way again. After all, she was asking for it, that's why I'm out earlier.

      For battered wives, this is exactly what happens; they come to believe they deserve it. The abuse gets worse, and she believes she's more and more at fault. So she doesn't leave; she continues to be abused, because she believes she deserves it. Telling children they are partially at fault re-enforces this behavior.

    52. Re:Parenting philosophy by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      I should point out to you that most rapes have nothing to do with how the woman looks. Most rapes (yes, including date rapes) are about power. The rapist needs to feel powerful and total control; dressing sexy has nothing to do with it. That's one of the main problems with this 'blame the victim' line of bullshit. That's why girls are raped no matter how they are dressed / look.

    53. Re:Parenting philosophy by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      However, to say that the victim's dress and behavior could not possibly have been a contributing factor that aggravated the situation is to ignore reality.

      Wrong, wrong WRONG! Rape is NOT about how a girl looks; its about power. My god, I cannot believe that in this world there are still people that are this ignorant. A rapist wants control over the other person, that's pretty much it.

      Of course, you'll never believe that. You'll never believe all the pathology behind rapists, despite the fact that we have mountains of evidence to prove it IS a power trip / ego thing, and nothing to do with what the girl looks like (unless that's part of the pathology). But to say someone dresses sexy is 'asking for it' is just stupid.

    54. Re:Parenting philosophy by Siward · · Score: 1
      It sounds insensitive to tell a child that being bullied is partly their fault, but it's not. What's insensitive is telling them that it's NOT their fault at all, and letting them continue falling into the same bully traps. Perhaps 'fault' is not quite the right word to use; it is emotionally charged. But I would say that, often, there are steps the victim could have taken to defuse the situation and prevent the bullying from taking place.
      I believe most of us are taking issue with the idea that a child's ignorance of what could be done to diffuse a situation is equated with another child's willingness to purposefully hurt someone else. Teaching children how to stand up to or otherwise protect themselves from bullies is perfectly fine with me. The insinuation that the (initial) ignorance of youth should be met with automatic punishment is not.
    55. Re:Parenting philosophy by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 1

      It sounds insensitive to tell a child that being bullied is partly their fault, but it's not. What's insensitive is telling them that it's NOT their fault at all, and letting them continue falling into the same bully traps.

      Perhaps 'fault' is not quite the right word to use; it is emotionally charged. But I would say that, often, there are steps the victim could have taken to defuse the situation and prevent the bullying from taking place.


      Just like rape victims, right? Or victims of car-jackings? Or nerds at Denny's who are beaten within' inches of their lives by football players...?

      Yeah, it's definately those stupid victims that are the problem. It has nothing to do with this poisonous culture we have created.

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    56. Re:Parenting philosophy by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      The logical conjecture that the less sexually appealing you look, the less likely you are to be raped, and the less you are intoxicated or otherwise impared, the less likely you are to be assaulted/raped, is accurate.

      Of course if you knew that rape is really about power, you wouldn't be saying such stupid things.

      Random acts of horrible violence and violation do happen, but they are such a small number of the total cases, that one can certainly hedge their bets by changing their behaviors.

      Yes, you can lessen your chance to be attacked by avoiding certain parts of the city, for example. Considering that being raped at a party / bar even when you don't know a lot of people is very very rare, what exactly do you suggest? Never going out to drink? I think you fundimentally misunderstand rape and other crime.

    57. Re:Parenting philosophy by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 1

      Why would that be classed as respect? The way I read it he came across like a manager would, he's more important just because he's there..

      Respect to me is when you go "well fuck me, he really did do that, thats pretty awesome" after someones done something to admire. Where as just not being an asshole is a basic requirement of being a decent person.

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    58. Re:Parenting philosophy by 'nother+poster · · Score: 1

      One word. And it's from your psycologists. Enabler. Bye.

    59. Re:Parenting philosophy by kthejoker · · Score: 1

      You know why we have that phrase "I hate to say I told you so, but I told you so?"

      It's not about right or wrong. It's about risk and consequence. And IN PARTICULAR you have to differentiate between things you can control and things you cannot.

      Raped because you are a woman? That's unacceptable.

      Leave your wallet on your front porch and someone steals it? You can't say you didn't know the risks.

      Clearly what you did in the latter scenario was a mistake of some kind. Perhaps an accident, perhaps intentionally with another purpose in mind, but a mistake nonetheless. And while you shouldn't be dressed down or, you know, stoned to death for your mistakes, you should still recognize them and avoid them in the future.

      And frankly, a lot of people have already made the mistakes you might or might not make tomorrow - enough even to have quite a few actuarial tables derived from the statistics on them.

      "Done something wrong" versus "made a mistake." You are treating wrong as a moral quality, instead of a quality of judgment. There are many degrees of wrong:

      You can get a math problem wrong.

      You can use the wrong fork at a dinner party.

      You can go down the wrong road late at night.

      You can say the wrong thing to someone.

      You can do someone else wrong.

      Figure out what degree of wrong "wearing sleazy clothes in a bad king of bar in a bad kind of neighborhood" is. It's more wrong than getting a math problem wrong; it's less wrong than raping someone; it's somewhere in between. But it is a mistake, and again, a mistake made before by other people, with actuarial consequences: why would you care to repeat that mistake?

    60. Re:Parenting philosophy by Evanisincontrol · · Score: 1
      If I leave my wallet on my front porch, if I put my social security number on the Internet, if I wear sleazy clothes into a bad kind of bar in a bad kind of neighborhood and flirt with bad, drunk people, I am putting myself in a bad situation. That does not, however, mean that I have done something wrong.


      What is "wrong"? Well it's a complicated answer, but in this case we can say it means "something you shouldn't do." Leaving my wallet out, giving out my SSN, or any other situation you mentioned... those are all things you shouldn't do. Consider this: If I give a phisher my credit card numbers and he rings up a $10,000 debt, what will I say to myself? "Oh, that was stupid.. that was the wrong thing to do."

      And what is the appropriate response to this situation? The police (hopefully) find the phisher, arrest him, and then I go on in my life to give out my credit card numbers again? No! Someone needs to teach me how not to be an idiot! If that means my credit card company takes away my credit card until I pass a basic information security test, so be it! I can't just go out and blow off all my responsibilities because I was a "poor little victim."

      The GP stated that he was trying to teach his kids to keep themselves out of bad situations. Well, if 15-year-old Johnny gets in a shouting match with 12-year-old Billy, and then Johnny cracks Billy in the head, both parties ARE at fault here. Clearly, Johnny initiated the violence. Maybe Billy didn't fight back at all. However, at any given point in time, Billy had the option of defusing the situation, by:

      1)Not yelling back
      2)Asking Johnny what was making him upset, and trying to rectify the situation
      3)Finding mommy and daddy before the situation got out of hand

      I agree 100% with the GP's parenting philosophy, and I think a big problem is that most of the people responding are misinterpreting what he's saying. He's not saying that if two of his sons get in a fight, both of them sit in the corner for an hour and miss out on desert. He's saying that both sons are dealt with accordingly; Johnny is told not to start fights, and Billy is told how to avoid them.

      Now when Billy is 25, in a bar, and some drunk guy picks a fight, Billy knows to buy the guy a drink, and walk away, rather than try to be Captain Macho Asshole. Result? Billy walks away with all his teeth, and sleeps in his own bed, rather than a jail cell.

      Speaking of which: When is the last time you heard about a bar fight where BOTH of the fighters didn't spend the night in jail?
    61. Re:Parenting philosophy by grapeape · · Score: 1

      Evidently you definately live in a different environment than any I have lived in...where i live

      1)Not yelling back
      Would have resulting in a quickier ass kicking since you were seen as easy prey.

      2)Asking Johnny what was making him upset, and trying to rectify the situation
      Yea reason works so well with with 10 year olds, when I was a kid someone trying to get psycholological on you usually resulted in a fat lip.

      3)Finding mommy and daddy before the situation got out of hand
      Would have made johnny run away for a bit then kick Billy's ass the next time he saw him for being a tattle-tail.

      When I was that age there were only 2 things that worked, run away or hit back. The first was generally effective only that one time...the second usually stopped the bully for good unless the one being picked on was too weak to cause damage..in which case they stood and laughed while getting punched and stuffed the person in a trash can.

      BTW where is that Billy guy...I could use a free beer.

    62. Re:Parenting philosophy by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      It will probably keep the peace, but it's not justice, it's not right, and it's about 1000 years of backwards.

      Almost right, except it won't keep the peace. People will just avoid the justice system completely. And all you have to look at the number of drug deals that end in violence, or the number of prostitutes beaten, or who drug and roll men and throw them back on the street, to see exactly what happens when all parties wish the non-involvement of the justice system and hence avoid it.

      And the grandparent here is just completely fucking stupid and I have no idea why people are even responding to him.

      Sometimes, very very rarely, a kid can show a little strength and not be picked on. That has become a bit of a cliche precicely because adults like to imagine that children can stop being bullied, which of course means adults don't have to solve the fucking problem. However, I suspect it's true in maybe 15% of the cases.

      What do kids do when the bullies are in a gang of four and they're one person? (Wait, I know this one. Columbine happens.)
      What do they do when the bullying is purely verbal?
      What do they do is they simply aren't strong enough? (Guns, the great equalizer.)
      What if the bullying is not directed towards them, but rather their stuff when they aren't there? (Keep away, sticking gum in chairs, stealing notebooks and trashing them, etc)

      Anyone who seriously says 'Children just need to stand up to their bullies, and all will be right with the world' is such an obvious moron that, in an ideal world, they wouldn't be allowed to have children. Once in a blue moon, a bully might back off if you shove him back. Or he might lay in wait for you after school with a fucking baseball bat, or group of six people, or, if you're really impressed him, might attack your friends instead.

      And how that even possibly works with 'punish both parties' is well beyond me. Both those ideas are really stupid, but combined together they reach a new level of stupidity. People would be alright if only they fought back when bullies attacked, except for the fact we'll then punish them. Wha?

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    63. Re:Parenting philosophy by echidnae · · Score: 1
      You're confusing legality with cause. If I am a sexy 20-something blonde female in a scanty party outfit, and I walk a dark street in the bad end of town at 2:00 AM, and get mugged, the mugger is guilty of a crime, and should be prosecuted. But in this scenario, I'm guilty of personal endangerment.

      This comment by you shows that you still don't get it. I think regardless of how many people believe that a girl's dress has something to do with being raped, that is not true. Most of the time it's just people to are in the wrong place at the wrong time, or have junkie parents who do screwed up things when they're high, etc. I think this notion that only provocatively dressed women are more likely to get raped is a myth. I'd say they're more likely to have a boyfriend who would walk them home late at night to prevent something like that from happening.

      I live in a big city, and when I hear on the news that someone was raped, it's almost always because she was walking down the street at the wrong time, not because she was dressed like a slut.

    64. Re:Parenting philosophy by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      I don't think you understand psychology as much as you think you do. Dressing sexy isn't enabling rape. Sorry. Rape doesn't really have that much to do with sex, pschologically.

      However, the 500 pound man, that can't get food, is being enabled by the person that continues to bring them McDonalds for dinner every night.

      Why yes, my wife does have a pychology degree.

    65. Re:Parenting philosophy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are a disgusting individual. Disgustingly stupid and disgustingly ignorant. Rape isn't a "crime of passion", it is ASSAULT. Elderly women get raped.

      I hope your wife and daughter gets raped, asshole.

    66. Re:Parenting philosophy by makomk · · Score: 1

      Okay, so this post is at -1 Troll, and the post it's replying to is at +1 Insightful? That just isn't right...

    67. Re:Parenting philosophy by Fordiman · · Score: 1

      Not implying that its their fault. Most people don't bother to train in martial arts. Getting raped is evidence you didn't have before: there are those in your area who would do something that horrible. The logical response is to learn to defend yourself. That is, after you've gotten through the initial emotional trauma.

      And while the crimes are no where near the same degree, the bike comparison is valid; I was recently in Exton (a 'burb of my area) and saw at least seven bikes that weren't locked up. I thought to myself, "That would never fly in Philly, but I guess people don't steal bikes around here". Thing is, the second one of them gets swiped, I'll bet the ex-owner buys a lock for it.

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    68. Re:Parenting philosophy by Fordiman · · Score: 1

      Reality is what humans have forced upon them.

      Choice is the only weapon we have to deal with it.

      If you punish your kid for getting beat up, they don't learn anything - other than to fear getting beat up more than before. The result is a cycle of paranoia.

      If you, on the other hand, train your kid to deal with the bully in a sensible matter - laughing at them, fighting back, even just staring the little fucker down with a few carefully chosen words - the kid figures out that the bully is not someone to fear.

      The problem is a bit larger than you think. Chronic bullies often end up in organized crime. Their victims often end up under the thumb of adult bullies. Teching your kid early on how to deal with the situation can help prevent them from becoming part of that system.

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    69. Re:Parenting philosophy by Braino420 · · Score: 1

      You make some very interesting points I've never really thought of before. I believe you are correct when you say that it is sometimes partially the victims fault too. I noticed in my highschool that the kids who didn't stand up for themselves were the ones who got pushed around alot and that ignoring the bullying usually made it worse. I don't neccesarily agree with punishing the victim, but more empowering him with the self confidence to not take any bullshit from people.

      As an example: In highschool, I used to sleep everyday in this one Spanish class. I would also pack my lunch, and for a few days I kept noticing at lunch that the chips I packed were missing. Someone was eating my chips while I was sleeping in class. I didn't think, "Oh, I guess I'm going to tell the teacher about that asshole theif." The next morning, I took my chips before going to school and I wanked all in them. That day, I woke up in the middle of class, looked in my lunch bag and asked out loud, "Who took my chips?" Of course no one said shit. Then, I informed the people around me that I had gizzed in them that morning. The one with the red face that everyone was laughing at was the one who ate my damned chips. That was the last time I was bothered. I'm sure it would have had the opposite affect had I relied on some authority figure or ignored what was happening; you are right, depending on some authority figure to defend you from bullying will only make you appear weak, and they won't be around to defend you all the time.

      Anyway, my point is that self confidence is one of the best defenses against a bully, as they usually like to prey on easy victims that will let them.

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    70. Re:Parenting philosophy by TooMuchEspressoGuy · · Score: 1
      When I was young, I was bullied. My school also had the same philosophy that you use in parenting - both parties are punished, no matter who's the victim. Well, one day, I was assaulted in class (a kid literally tried to strangle me to death) for the oh-so-terrible crime of being forced to sit in front of him in that particular class.

      The teacher sent us to the principal's office. There, the principal immediately asked us why he shouldn't suspend us both. I tried to tell him that I didn't do anything, and that I didn't even fight back, but he would have none of it. He ended up letting us both off with a warning - the kid for trying to strangle me, and me for... being strangled.

      You know what that taught my young, impressionable mind? Exactly the opposite of what your twisted logic thinks it should - fighting back is a Bad Thing, because you'll just get punished. Telling anyone about being bullied is a Bad Thing, because you'll just get punished. And, most of all, that it was my fault for being bullied; that I somehow DESERVED to be punished further for being the victim. I went through much of my teenage years in what can only be described as clinical depression, all the while thinking that I was a terrible person for attracting so much negative attention. It's only been in recent years that I've recovered and started to assert myself again, but what remains is a stark distrust of all authority figures and a good bit of social anxiety.

      So, to sum up, you have NO IDEA what it's like to be on the wrong side of this so-called "justice." You think you're helping your kids, but you're only scarring them for life.

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    71. Re:Parenting philosophy by Fordiman · · Score: 1

      There's a place in between.

      Getting bullied is not the fault of the child; the first time, they weren't previously aware that such behavior exists. After the first incident, future bullying is the parent's fault; the issue came up, and they haven't properly instructed the child on how to deal with bullies.

      Proper instruction is debatable, but it's an issue that good parents figure out eventually.

      It can be as simple as having the kid say, assertively, 'Yo, shut the fuck up, assknuckle'. It can be as tumultuous as teching your kid a few self-defence techniques. It's not easy, and I won't proselytize on what worked for me as a kid; I'm not a parent.

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    72. Re:Parenting philosophy by 'nother+poster · · Score: 1

      Well, then you should have your wife responding in the thread.

      And I'm still trying to figure where this thread went from the behavior of children to rapists and murderers. If my children fight, they will both be punished. There is no "he started it", or "it's her fault". They are both at fault. There is no innocent party. They know the rules. They can walk away from one another. They can hold their tounges. They can control their tempers. They can speak to an adult. Gee, the list of possible actions to difuse a situation is huge. They know the rules and they know their options.

      Moving out of the realm of child rearing to rapists as you did, was it "just" for the woman in your analogy to be raped? No. Does sending the rapist to prison make his previous actions right? No. What really happened? She got raped. Does sending the rapist to prison keep him away from society and make him decide to not do those things again? We hope. Nothing in your scenerio was "just", it wasn't "equitable or fair to all" because no matter what you do to the rapist it can't make up for what he did to his victim. No matter how you slice it justice is simply a human concept that doesn't exist in reality.

    73. Re:Parenting philosophy by Psmylie · · Score: 1
      I think I understand what you mean, though I don't necessarily believe that I'd say that "it's usually their fault when they are the victims." I don't have kids yet, but what I've learned, and what I will pass on to them, is the following:

      1. Sometimes people are jerks. They may mess with you because they've had a bad day, a rough childhood, are bored or whatever. They may target you because you look like an easy target, or are just available, or maybe did something (even unintentionally) to annoy them.

      2. When someone messes with you, bullies you, or whatever, the correct response isn't passivity, fear, self-pity, or self blame. The correct response is indignation to anger, depending on the transgression.

      3. Don't escalate a situation without analyzing first. Remain calm if possible. If this is some random stranger on the street, it's probably not worth doing anything more then walking away. If this is someone who you will have to deal with on a somewhat regular basis, determine why there is a conflict. If you did something unintentionally that angered them, an apology will usually deflate the situation. If it's just a matter of them acting out, or if they are angry at you over something stupid, let them know (calmly but forcefully) that their actions are unwarranted and not appreciated. If you are being harassed in spite of standing up for yourself, take it to an authority (parent, teacher, police, Human resources, etc.) because this is obviously not a situation you can fix without resorting to force.

      If the authority doesn't fix the problem, go to their boss. If it still doesn't get resolved, then you need to either remove yourself from the situation, or decide on whether or not to resort to violence. For the record, there are some people who simply won't respond to anything less then a punch in the face. Violence is a last resort, though, since it can escalate very quickly, and you will most likely get into just as much trouble as the aggressor. Not to mention it is also risky. People have died in fist-fights, and the aggressor may also have a weapon of some kind. Removing yourself from the situation is almost always preferable to violence.

      4. Never let the aggressor determine your actions. Never just be reactionary. Always THINK. Of course, if the incident in question is someone physically attacking you, defend yourself as well as you can, and remove yourself from the situation as soon as possible.

      5. Never put yourself in a situation where you won't be able to protect yourself. A key example of this is at a party where people are getting high/drunk. Getting wasted makes you extremely vulnerable. Get into the habit of determining risks, what to avoid, and how to protect yourself for any situation.

      Obviously, if someone is attacking you or threatening you with a gun or a knife, that limits your options. It's never the time to "Stand up for yourself" when someone is threatening to shoot you unless you hand over your wallet.

      Honestly, it is really hard to pick on someone who has a clear idea of their own self-worth. The problem is, kids feel stupid, awkward, and overwhelmed, and they tend to believe their peers when they are told something negative about themselves. The problem with that is, their peers are just as stupid, awkward and overwhelmed as they are, and don't know any more about life then they do. I really wish I understood when I was in school that, if someone calls you names or picks on you, it doesn't mean that you're worthless, it means that they're an asshole, and you should respond accordingly.

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    74. Re:Parenting philosophy by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      She doesn't have an interest in this site.

      The thread turned this way because you are blaming the victim when you punish both kids for fighting. It sets up unrealistic views of the real world (which are views you of course have). When a woman is raped, its not her fault, person. There is an innocent party, the victim, and she is not at fault. Ever. Yet you're instilling in your children that for every crime, the victim is always deserving in some respect. A rape victim can't just walk way or control her temper.

      Your rant about justice is just that; a rant. The world is not perfect, but that doesn't mean we shouldn't try to make things better. Nothing will be able to undo what happened to the woman, but there are plenty of things which will help her overcome it, and having the rapist locked up is one of them. Justice is the attempt to set things right, even when there's no perfect way to do so.

    75. Re:Parenting philosophy by LumenPlacidum · · Score: 1

      I don't feel that he's really talking about teaching his kids to demand respect in this situation. Respect, as you have said, is something earned. To demand it is an action of great hubris. However, I feel that he's really talking about simple courtesy, which is something that one should expect from everyone. Someone who doesn't offer courtesy, such as any of the offenders named in the argument thus far, can be reasonably met with a certain degree of force of will. In such a case, you're demanding that the other person grant you the common courtesy that you would expect from anyone, which is very different from their respect. Essentially, it's demanding that they don't view you as an inferior instead of demanding that they view you as superior.

    76. Re:Parenting philosophy by PeterFranks · · Score: 1

      But didn't humans come up with the concept of justice? And don't humans exist in reality? Therefore, isn't justice itself part of reality? The very fact that we are talking about it and understanding each other seems to indicate that justice is a part of reality.

      We can argue whether or not God exists in reality. It's obvious that he does, at the very least as a concept in everybody's mind. To believe that God - and justice - does not exist as even a concept is pretty ignorant.

    77. Re:Parenting philosophy by 'nother+poster · · Score: 1

      No, what I'm instilling in my children is that there are rules and they should be obeyed. If they don't obey them there will be consequences. Secondly if they get in a fight, either with their sibling or someone else, they have failed in basic human diplomacy and conflict resolution, and there are consequences for that also. There is a big difference between getting in a fight with someone and being brutally attacked without warning. You seem to feel that everything is the second category and that is wrong. The brutal attack without provocation is very rare in almost every society. Never happened to my children to date, and I hope it never does, but that doesn't change the fact that if they are in a plain old fight they failed somewhere and so has the other party.

      I never said that we shouldn't try to make things better, but we can't make them right. We can't fix the past and no matter what you do to the rapist it will never be equitable to what he did to the woman. Once again, that doesn't mean do nothing. Society needs to be protected and that is not done by making things fair to all parties involved, it's done by deterrence which can be anything from state sanctioned termination of life to several sessions of counseling to a 10 minute time out to think about why the decision you made was wrong.

      p.s. If I'm so wrong why do almost all schools have similar rules to mine that punish both parties in a fight regardless of circumstances?

      p.p.s That last one is rhetorical. I'm moving on to other topics. I'm guessing we'll have to agree to disagree.

    78. Re:Parenting philosophy by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      No, what I'm instilling in my children is that there are rules and they should be obeyed. If they don't obey them there will be consequences.

      Really? What rule did the kid who didn't start anything break? You act as if its impossible for one of your kids to just start wailing on one of the others. Or is the other kid at fault for sticking his tounge out?

      Secondly if they get in a fight, either with their sibling or someone else, they have failed in basic human diplomacy and conflict resolution, and there are consequences for that also.

      And it totally ignores when one person attacks another, unprovoked. Was it Kuwaits fault that Iraq invaded? Was there something they could have done diplomatically? Or was it just a power hungry dictator that ordered his army in? You steadfastly refuse to acknowledge that there are situtations which are unavoidablly lead to violence.

      There is a big difference between getting in a fight with someone and being brutally attacked without warning. You seem to feel that everything is the second category and that is wrong. The brutal attack without provocation is very rare in almost every society. Never happened to my children to date, and I hope it never does, but that doesn't change the fact that if they are in a plain old fight they failed somewhere and so has the other party.

      So if provoked verbally, its ok to respond physically? Is that what you're getting at? Someone has to throw the first punch, do they not? I was bullied in school for no other reason than I was new. I did nothing to the kids that bullied me, nothing to provoke them. Yet my fighting back when they attacked me, you would say I was partially at fault. Bull.

      I never said that we shouldn't try to make things better, but we can't make them right. We can't fix the past and no matter what you do to the rapist it will never be equitable to what he did to the woman. Once again, that doesn't mean do nothing. Society needs to be protected and that is not done by making things fair to all parties involved, it's done by deterrence which can be anything from state sanctioned termination of life to several sessions of counseling to a 10 minute time out to think about why the decision you made was wrong.

      Your argument though is to almost always lay blame on the victim. How does that help anything? If anything, it makes things worse for the victim.

      p.s. If I'm so wrong why do almost all schools have similar rules to mine that punish both parties in a fight regardless of circumstances?

      Because school administrators are lazy. They don't want to get to the bottom of anything. Apparently they'd rather the kid who was attacked just to lie there and take it, which is the natural consequence to blaming the victim. People argue, and sometimes one party is clearly in the right. Why should they back down when pressed? Why should they get in trouble for defending themselves when the other becomes violent?

    79. Re:Parenting philosophy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just lying there and taking it doesn't get you out of being punished for 'being in a fight' these days either. I speak from experience. On two occasions in high school, I was attacked by another student without provocation (at least without provocation that I was ever aware of), and without fighting back.

      In the first case, the kid walked up to me by my locker, hauled off, and punched me in the mouth, and proceeded to walk off to catch his bus. I hadn't done anything, and frankly, was too stunned to react. A teacher witnessed the incident. The result? The kid who punched me got 3 days of detention after school, I got 4.

      In the second case, a kid in my science class misunderstood something I said (I had said the questions on the quiz were stupid, and he thought I said that he was stupid.). He jumped off his lab stool, put me in a headlock, and dragged me to the floor. The teacher and the rest of the class witnessed this. The result? We both got 3 days detention.

      In both cases, the pricipal's reasoning for giving me equal or greater punishment to the instigator of the attack, was that I was apparently a 'trouble-maker' because a few kids had a habit of doing shit to me like dumping all my lunch into my soup, or shoving me from behind while I was in the restroom peeing. I had a 'history of being involved in altercations'. He couldn't point out a single time when I had been fingered as the instigator, but apparently I was more at fault as the target than the kids who actually instigated the attack.

    80. Re:Parenting philosophy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not just that. I hope he gets raped! Then we'll see if still talks about blaming the victim!

    81. Re:Parenting philosophy by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      That's right. If the "justice system" is horrifically broken, so that the victims are punished instead of the instigators, then vigilante justice is absolutely the best course of action to take.

      So, for the original poster who says he punishes both the instigator and the victim equally, the best course of action for the victim kid is to be as completely violent and ruthless as possible with his retribution, since the other kid will be punished equally.

    82. Re:Parenting philosophy by Evanisincontrol · · Score: 1
      Sounds to me like you think all ten-year-olds are going around beating the shit out of each other like a crowd at a Slipknot concert.

      Guess again, buddy, most kids are not as messed up as you imply. These are preteen children, not inmates battling for dominance of D-block. If your young son asks his older brother to calm down, and his older brother "gives him a fat lip" for it, there's somethoing psychologically wrong with the older son. Reason works fine with ten-year-olds, just as well as it works with adults -- the only time it isn't effective is when there is something mentally wrong with one of the two.

      Hopefully, if you're been raising your kids right, and not telling them to "beat the shit out of someone if they threaten you," they won't have those kind of mental problems.

      BTW where is that Billy guy...I could use a free beer.
      By the way, you're the kind of asshole that makes society worry about violence at all.
    83. Re:Parenting philosophy by RockModeNick · · Score: 1

      First - Sorry, but the "rape is about power" line only works for rapists that PLAN to be rapists. While there is certainly a lot of control issues involved, a lot more of what is actually legally classified as rape is carried out by people intoxicated themselves who are horney and don't want to stop with the busy hands when their date does. Look at how most sexual assaults happen before calling something stupid; they're an unplanned act of undisciplined, often intoxicated stupidity, not a planned outlet to feel power, as with serial rapists. Being raped at a party is not actually that rare - assaults after parties in particular, or after leaving a bar/party with someone they have met before, are the MOST COMMON type of sexual assault. Don't want this to happen? Don't go into strange rooms to make out with drunk people at the party, and go with someone you TRUST (not just know, most of the time the person commiting the assault and the victim do know each other at least casually) and make sure you leave with that person. That elminates the vast majority of the possiblities for an assault occuring.

    84. Re:Parenting philosophy by Seraphim1982 · · Score: 1

      It's law in the state of California that the pedestrian ALWAYS gets the right of way on a public highway. I agree with this law - people are much more sensitive to collisions than cars. But, if somebody struts across Interstate 5 without paying attention to the cars, I won't be surprised if they get hit, and I won't necessarily blame the driver.

      While I agree with the point you were trying to make, I don't think what you said about California law is correct. As far as I can tell the pedestrain only has the right of way if they are at a corner/intersection, or in a marked crosswalk. To quote section 21954 of the California Vehice Code "Every pedestrian upon a roadway at any point other than within a marked crosswalk or within an unmarked crosswalk at an intersection shall yield the right-of-way to all vehicles upon the roadway so near as to constitute an immediate hazard." and section 21950 of The Californa Vehicle Code "(a) The driver of a vehicle shall yield the right-of-way to a pedestrian crossing the roadway within any marked crosswalk or within any unmarked crosswalk at an intersection, except as otherwise provided in this chapter. (b) This section does not relieve a pedestrian from the duty of using due care for his or her safety. No pedestrian may suddenly leave a curb or other place of safety and walk or run into the path of a vehicle that is so close as to constitute an immediate hazard. No pedestrian may unnecessarily stop or delay traffic while in a marked or unmarked crosswalk." So if somebody "struts across Interstate 5 without paying attention to the cars" then it's probably going to be their fault legally if they are involved in an accident.

    85. Re:Parenting philosophy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had much the same experience growing up that you did. I'm now on anti-depressants, and probably will be forever. Best of all, I frequently fantasize about murdering people. Not that I'd actually do it (I happen to like my middle-class life and would prefer to stay out of jail), but I'd really like to for people that I think deserve it.

      What a great job this form of "justice" did. No wonder our society seems to be falling apart.

    86. Re:Parenting philosophy by Malkin · · Score: 1

      I agree with DiegoV. There are no "mitigating circumstances" for rape, and I sincerely hope mcrbids merely misunderstood that phrase when he used it.

      Yes, there are some survival tactics you can teach your children, that may (if they listen) keep them safer than they might otherwise be. It's good to tell them not to drink with strangers, for example. But, I've been robbed at gunpoint just walking in a well-lit area on a college campus. We take calculated risks every day, whether we realize it or not. Even walking across the street can get people killed for no good reason. Yes, teaching your children to be safe is a perfectly reasonable thing, but placing blame on victims is reprehensible and disgusting.

    87. Re:Parenting philosophy by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      A person with a pathology doesn't have to plan anything. The need to exercise power may suddenly arise. Indeed, the random rape is easily explained. While drunk (or not) the woman rejects him (or he percieves that the woman rejects him). That simple act may trigger his pathology. He wasn't planning to rape, but something happened to cause it.

      A woman has every right to go to a party, get drunk, make out with someone, then say no to anything more, just like any guy has that right. Being drunk is not an excuse for the guy to rape a girl. You claim its common, yet most people in most bars / parties do NOT get assaulted. With your line of reasoning, 'party rape' as you seem to refer to it, would happen every night in every bar or at every party. It does not. Its funny I've never had a problem not raping a girl, nor have any of my friends.

      Don't worry, I don't expect facts to get in the way of your beliefs. Nevermind what you're saying is totally wrong, and we have mountains of evidence to prove it.

      I know you want to cling to that irrational hatred of women. Just come out and say it: you think women are dirt to be treated anyway you want. They're beneath you, just animals. I can tell by everything you're advocating. "Its that dumb sluts fault, she shouldn't have lead me on like that!"

      I can only hope someone dose something that leaves you paralized; then you can sit there and blame yourself for not being careful enough. Please post back when you do; I know you won't be blaming yourself at all.

    88. Re:Parenting philosophy by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Apparently that's the society this pychopath wants.

      Indeed, it seems that he thinks that if you piss someone off, you've done something wrong. No one ever just is an asshole that likes bullying others.

    89. Re:Parenting philosophy by RockModeNick · · Score: 1

      Wow, you're a world class idiot, who had read exactly zero statistics relating to sexual assuault and a lot of bullshit propaganda. What a woman has a right to do and what is smart for her to do are very, very different things. I also love how you have construed my stating something to be the most common type of something as my saying it is very common, shows lack of reading comprehention as well as lack of research. This is my favorite part though: "I know you want to cling to that irrational hatred of women. Just come out and say it: you think women are dirt to be treated anyway you want. They're beneath you, just animals. I can tell by everything you're advocating. "Its that dumb sluts fault, she shouldn't have lead me on like that!" " I don't think women are dirt, this should read that I think you, in particular(who's gender I don't know), are stupid as dirt. My statements come from what advice I give my female friends about avoiding risky situations. Nobody deserves to be assualted in any way, never mind sexually, just as we are all entitled to free speech. However, if you utilize your right to free speech to walk through central harlem wearing a sign that says "I hate niggers" it's only reasonable to guess there is some chance something bad might happen. If you avoid a situation that leads up to an assault, you can avoid the assault. SHOULD you be obligated to? No, obviously not, but that isn't the point. The point is there are ways for you to hedge your chances of something you don't like happening, and it's a good idea to use them. A rapist doesn't care if you have a RIGHT to wear whatever you want, and a right to let him get to 3rd base then change your mind. The only intelligent thing to do is avoid the most common situation that these assaults arise from, when possible, because thats the only control the victim has in the case of rape.

    90. Re:Parenting philosophy by aeoneal · · Score: 1

      Having power issues doesn't mean you have to plan your behavior. If someone gets cut off on the road and responds with road rage, it's an unplanned power issue because they feel a lack of control. If someone gets drunk and their confused, disoriented behavior is toward rape, they have power issues that come out when they're confused and disoriented. Power issues do not mean Machiavellian tendencies or even awareness of having power issues. In fact, I would argue that the fear of lack of control is something most people shove to the back of their minds as a defense mechanism. That's probably why abuse and rape happens so frequently and easily - people aren't addressing their own issues, so they don't know they're there to be dealt with.

    91. Re:Parenting philosophy by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Wow, you're a world class idiot, who had read exactly zero statistics relating to sexual assuault and a lot of bullshit propaganda.

      Says the moron who has yet to post a single statistic himself. Of course, don't let the experts in behvior sway you.

      What a woman has a right to do and what is smart for her to do are very, very different things.

      How dumb or smart her actions are does not make her at fault for being victimized. The bottom line is that no one has the right to harm someone else, unless they are acting in self defense or to defend another. There's a difference between being dumb (driving a car on a frozen lake, for example), and doing something dumb but being hurt because of the choices of another. In the former case, ya, their fault. But being dumb doesn't give someone else any right to harm you, and if you blame the victim, that's what you're saying. You're removing responsibility from the attacker, saying that at some level the victim invited the attack through her dumb actions.

      I also love how you have construed my stating something to be the most common type of something as my saying it is very common, shows lack of reading comprehention as well as lack of research.

      So because one kind of rape is the most common, that means its not about power? I think you are the one lacking research. Only someone insecure in their manhood would take advantage of a drunk girl that still says they aren't interested.

      I don't think women are dirt, this should read that I think you, in particular(who's gender I don't know), are stupid as dirt.

      Apparently you do; I'm not the one with the attitude that its the woman's fault if she's raped.

      My statements come from what advice I give my female friends about avoiding risky situations. Nobody deserves to be assualted in any way, never mind sexually, just as we are all entitled to free speech.

      Yes, its good to avoid risky situtations. Going to a bar and drinking isn't normally very risky though, as evident that by the fact that most girls that leave a bar drunk don't end up getting raped.

      However, if you utilize your right to free speech to walk through central harlem wearing a sign that says "I hate niggers" it's only reasonable to guess there is some chance something bad might happen.

      Ha.. I knew it, the old 'however' or 'but.' When you do this in an argument, it means 'disregard everything I just said.'

      Realistic, yes, something bad would likely happen in that situation. The REASONABLE thing to expect would be that no one is harmed, since its NOT REASONABLE to harm someone for being stupid or spreading hate speech. If you say its reasonable for violence to happen as a result of that situation, you're saying its 'kinda sorta ok,' and thus understandable. Do you understand now?

      If you avoid a situation that leads up to an assault, you can avoid the assault. SHOULD you be obligated to? No, obviously not, but that isn't the point. The point is there are ways for you to hedge your chances of something you don't like happening, and it's a good idea to use them. A rapist doesn't care if you have a RIGHT to wear whatever you want, and a right to let him get to 3rd base then change your mind. The only intelligent thing to do is avoid the most common situation that these assaults arise from, when possible, because thats the only control the victim has in the case of rape.

      Going back to the rape scenario no women should go to bars or parties serving alcohol. Does that seem reasonable to you? It doesn't to me. Women now can't enjoy doing something they enjoy doing, because you're saying its their fault if they do and someone else chooses to assault them. That doesn't make sense to me. You seem to be saying we should just lock ourselves up in our houses, because if we go outside, anything that happens is partially our fault, even when its soley the choice of another.

    92. Re:Parenting philosophy by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      1. You are drunk in a bar, you get into a bar fight with someone (lets just say you were trying to avoid it for the argument), you get knocked out.
      2. You are walking down the street, and you get jumped and have your wallet taken.
      3. You are walking around in a shopping mall, you know 6 martial arts and have 3 people with you, you get blown up in a terrorist attack.

      1. As much your own fault as anyone's.
      2. Arguably at least partly your own fault. Unless you're willing to pay enough taxes to put a policeman in every dark alley, these things happen. Then again, there's the UK solution where they put a camera in every alley. Each his own i suppose.
      3. Ah, the good old terrorists again. Guess they're more common than gas leaks these days.

      The argument for "punishing the victim" is that no matter how well you're raised, no matter what kind of protected environment you grew up in, the world out there is tough. Some people will try to mug you, some think getting into a fight is fun, and if you don't pay enough attention a co-worker will shaft you so he can take your job. That's reality. It sucks, but that is the way it is, and until we find the magic potion of peace, happiness and eternal food it will be that way.

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    93. Re:Parenting philosophy by fadeproof · · Score: 1

      Wow. Way to completely miss the point of what he's saying. Do you have children? Wouldn't you tell your daughter that although she has every right to dress how she wants and drink as much as she cares to, that it's a very bad idea to dress provocatively and get blind drunk at a frat party? That she might put herself in the position of being victimized by doing so? That she is responsible for the choices she makes? I sure as hell did.

    94. Re:Parenting philosophy by Zerathdune · · Score: 1

      Wow, this post sparked a long-ass debate. the big controversy here is your wording, I think:

      I counsel my kids that it's usually their fault when they are the victims.

      The operative word here is fault. It's never the victim's fault.

      let me give you an example.

      Summer camp. Conselors take your philosophy. So did all of my schoolteachers. In any case. my brother is being picked on by some kid who's roughly twice his size. By now he's learned not to go to authority figures like the counselors. They tell the bully to stop. Then they leave. Then the bully twists his arm again. Rinse and repeat. He's tried to get the kid to leave him alone himself. and he's not dumb enough to take on sasquatsch, physically, alone. so what does he do? He gets me. Going in to this I had no idea how I'd handle it. I tower over this kid by a solid factor of 2. I confront him. Call him out on what he's been doing. He admits to it, and calls my bluff, says, what am I gonna do? I won't do anything but get the conselors, and that's already been done. I twist some of the skin on his arm. Just a quick pinch. then I tell him to leave my brother alone. Final warning. 10 or 15 minutes later, one of the conselors aproach me. standard lecture, yadayada, I throw in a word or two to the effect of, "yeah, we tried that." In a couple of minutes, they're off my case. small price to pay; the kid never bothered my brother again.

      That's perhaps the only time in my life I've done anything of that sort. Was it the right thing to do? Eh, it was better than anything else I could think of. I did feel bad about it, but I wasn't sure what else to do. the kid was right; we'd tried all the peaceful stuff and it hadn't worked. I acted pretty damn quickly though. the whole scenario struck a nerve; I'd been bullied myself before, tried everything I could think of, asked my parents for suggestions, tried them, same situtaions, over and over again. The one big thing the authortiy figures in my picture did wrong though; they kept trying the same shit over and over again, when it was clearly having no effect. I looked at that kid and I saw the couple of assholes who were like that to me. I would have torn the kid's head off if it were the only way my brother wouldn't have to deal with all of that for the rest of the summer.

      In any case, I'm getting slightly of track. the point of this is, one has to be careful with this strategy of yours. it's not like I was a chronic victim; I was kinda a geeky kid. yeah, kids would tease me now and then, but most of the time I'd just brush it off. There were maybe two times where it realy got to me. The first, I did everything I could, and eventually what worked was the school year ending, and me not being in a class with that asshole again. The second time, the guy was not in the same physical condition I was, so I would take the same approach with him as I did with the kid above.

      Let me ask you an honest question. What precisely have you done to teach your kids to stand up for themselves. Because I've been getting mixed messages my whole life - Violence is wrong, go take a time out for being beaten. When there has been no fight, just a beating. The schools and the camps have taught me that standing up for yourself gets you in worse trouble, and your method sounds exactly like yours. Now before you get started, I really am not a violent person, despite what this post shows. I've never been in a real fight, the idea of using my fists typically doesn't even occur to me. The rare times when I've done so have truly been as a last resort.

      Fuck I don't even know where I'm going with this. I went in to this planning on saying something about how there's a world of difference between telling someone they are at fault, and helping them learn to prevent things, and how I hoped you didn't flat out blame your kids for some asshole picking on them. I honestly do want to know exactly what you've told your children to do. because my parents never quite c

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    95. Re:Parenting philosophy by RockModeNick · · Score: 1

      Listen, I really don't care about this argument anymore, the thread is long dead, but since you insist on continuing. First, yes of course, I think it's a womans fault when she's raped, thats really what I think, I"m not just babbeling untilligably right now because the fact that you take that from my advice concerning avoiding risky situations is a defense of rapist makes you sound stupid. Btw, you EAT BABIES! I can tell from the mood of your comment, just like you can tell I condone rapes as the woman's fault. Moron. "When you do this in an argument, it means 'disregard everything I just said.'" Saying it's reasonable to expect something to happen doesn't mean it's reaonable for that TO happen. You are trying way to hard to paint my perspective here as a violent misogynist you aren't even reading what I'm writing, only what you want it to read. If you can't swim and you walk off the end of a peer, it's only reasonable to expect you might drown. You might not, it might be low tied and you just step down into some soft sand, or shallow water. Don't invent a dark, shadowy violence condoning underbelly onto a simple relational comment. Btw, this is an example by hyperbole, just so you know. That way, I can skip reading how I'm comparing the chances of getting raped when passed out drunk at a party to the chances of drowning if you step in the water and can't swim, and how obviously that's not a reasonable comparison. Actually, I've already gotten sick of replying, the energy boost I got by saying you eat babies has run out... my final word is that anyone can take steps to avoid dangerous situations, and in many cases it's a good idea to do so. I just can't waste anymore time explaining how the violent mysoginist dribble you keep somehow reading into my comments is a product of your own mind, I spend 2/3 of each reply on that, rather than on any new content. If you reply to this, know I'm not reading it, so you can leave a nice long scathing "final word" post if you want to bolster your ego by delaring yourself the "winner."

    96. Re:Parenting philosophy by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Getting raped isn't her choice. Dressing provocatively has nothing to do with rape, since rape is about power. Getting blind drunk isn't a good idea under any circumstances. Plenty of men and women get loaded together, yet most encounters like that do not end up in rape. You're continuing the 'blame the victim' mentality. As long as you continue to do so we'll never be able to properly address the problem of rape.

    97. Re:Parenting philosophy by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Listen, I really don't care about this argument anymore, the thread is long dead, but since you insist on continuing.

      There you go, lying again. If you really didn't care about this argument, you would not have responded. You wouldn't have even checked to see if I replied.

      First, yes of course, I think it's a womans fault when she's raped, thats really what I think, I"m not just babbeling untilligably right now because the fact that you take that from my advice concerning avoiding risky situations is a defense of rapist makes you sound stupid.

      I agree with avoiding risky situations. My problem with you has always been that if a woman doesn't for whatever reason, you then lay some blame on her, which removes some of the fault from the person that actually forced himself on her, thus excusing it in some way. That kind of logic is ok if it doesn't involve the choices of another.. like if you're rock climbing and don't take the proper precautions, its clearly 100% the fault of the person that falls. In the case of being attacked though, yes the person attacked increased the risk of being attacked. Does that make it his or her fault? No, clearly (well, apparently not so clearly to you) the blame still rests 100% on the attacker.

      Btw, you EAT BABIES! I can tell from the mood of your comment, just like you can tell I condone rapes as the woman's fault. Moron.

      You said the woman shares blame for being raped. Which means that in some small sense you believed she deserved it because she took a bigger risk. If a kid breaks the leg because they fell out of a tree after being told not to climb the tree, you'd probably say "that's why I told you not to climb the tree." See, when someone says that the girl shouldn't dress provocatively, its pretty clear what their underlying logic is. Seeing a woman ressed provocatively really isn't what causes someone to rape. You continue to cling to that even though I've told you that is incorrect. The fact that you want to blame someone for being attacked is what causes me to believe that you have some issues with women. I never said anything about babies on the other hand.

      Saying it's reasonable to expect something to happen doesn't mean it's reaonable for that TO happen.

      Its not reasonable to expect someone to act in a criminal way based on how a person is dressed, since rape isn't about sex at all.

      You are trying way to hard to paint my perspective here as a violent misogynist you aren't even reading what I'm writing, only what you want it to read.

      I don't have to paint you as anything, your words speak for themself.

      If you can't swim and you walk off the end of a peer, it's only reasonable to expect you might drown. You might not, it might be low tied and you just step down into some soft sand, or shallow water.

      If its low tide is not really reasonable to expect the person to drown, is it? Its not reasonable to expect that a drunk and sexily dressed woman will be raped, since that's clearly not the norm. Yet you continue to say that to avoid rape girls shouldn't dress sexy and get drunk. If it doesn't happen that often, how will not dressing sexy or getting drunk help anyway? You ignore the reason that someone rapes, which is why your advice is pointless.

      Actually, I've already gotten sick of replying, the energy boost I got by saying you eat babies has run out... my final word is that anyone can take steps to avoid dangerous situations, and in many cases it's a good idea to do so. I just can't waste anymore time explaining how the violent mysoginist dribble you keep somehow reading into my comments is a product of your own mind, I spend 2/3 of each reply on that, rather than on any new content. If you reply to this, know I'm not reading it, so you can leave a nice long scathing "final word" post if you want to bolster your ego by delaring yourself the "winner."

      Yes, you can take steps to avoid risks. I never had a problem with that; my p

    98. Re:Parenting philosophy by fadeproof · · Score: 1

      True, rape is about power. It can also be an opportunistic crime; a person inclined to rape may decide to exert that power moreso if an opportunity is afforded him. It's going to be a lot easier for a potential rapist to commit his crime when there are vulnerable people in a vulnerable situation. Of course plenty of men and women get loaded together and rapes don't occur. That is because most men are not rapists. There is never an excuse for rape. However, it is a very good idea to not place yourself in a situation where you can be victimized. I fail to see how pointing this out is blaming the victim. When I was a teenager, all the girls were warned not to help out the nice guy with the cast on his arm load his boat onto his Volkswagen. I don't recall anyone blaming Ted Bundy's victims for his crimes.

    99. Re:Parenting philosophy by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Of course plenty of men and women get loaded together and rapes don't occur. That is because most men are not rapists. There is never an excuse for rape. However, it is a very good idea to not place yourself in a situation where you can be victimized.

      If agree that most men at a bar are not rapists, then how is dressing differently and not getting drunk going to help in that situation? It won't, since dress has no effect, and most men won't rape anyone anyway. Its useless advice in this case, since it won't really affect the changes of being raped at all.

      I fail to see how pointing this out is blaming the victim. When I was a teenager, all the girls were warned not to help out the nice guy with the cast on his arm load his boat onto his Volkswagen. I don't recall anyone blaming Ted Bundy's victims for his crimes.

      I'm not sure how much you've been following this thread, but original statement was 'if you get attacked, its your fault for not finding another way out of the situation / putting yourself in the situtation.' I'm not against avoiding risk; its the thought that if you don't, and someone else attacks you, it becomes partially your fault. That was the orginal thought that spawed this thread, and the reason the OP said that his punishes BOTH his kids, even if one of them did nothing except get beat up.

  63. What a nefariously wonderful idea by saboola · · Score: 1

    You guys don't get it do you? He is working with the console warez scene groups! Instead of the shady tactics used in the past (Wal-Mart employees taking pre-release, some guy at the media duplication plant, cheese fries) he is going to do the easy thing and sue them to get an early release build. He will then release it onto the Intarweb. My hats off to you Jack Thompson, you crazy magnificient bastard!

  64. Jack Thompson makes me feel violent. by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Seriously, I want to pound him into a bloody puddle.

    Maybe I should sue him for inspiring me to commit an act of violence.

    LK

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  65. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by russ1337 · · Score: 1

    I dunno. There seemed to be plenty of people on this post yesterday that pretty much said 'every problem can be solved with violence'. So I guess they were the ones who breed the kids that are the bully's. Either that, or they raise kids that go postal.

    Jack Thompson is obviously a moron. They should flick him a copy of some assassin snuff underage beastiality sex game, and watch him catch fire.
    Then say 'oops we sent you the wrong disk'...

  66. Re:Parenting philosophy that I like :) by cloricus · · Score: 1

    This is along the path I'd like to teach my children, if and when I find a hawt geeky wife (:P apply via gmail address! :D), as it is similar to how I was raised by situations beyond my parents control. (I never had the chance to be a victim in the face of huge amounts of bullying due to parents and friends not being in a position to care through no fault of their own - though I found it worked very well for me in the long run - and I'd wanted to try a more controlled reproduction of it for my children.) So it's nice/great to hear that in your case it worked/worked well.

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  67. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by RsG · · Score: 1

    Ah, ok. I misunderstood your post - I thought you were reffering to my standing on a soapbox and denouncing JT's soapbox as ironic. My bad.

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  68. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by CherniyVolk · · Score: 1, Insightful

    In Thompsons warped view of the world, games make children violent.

    Not so sure his view is warped or even askewed in the slightest.

    When I was in grade school, I was going to CAP (Civil Air Patrol). We flew flight simulators all day long. Come to find, every pilot has to pass simulator tests which are designed to assist the physical transition of sitting in a real cock-pit. Part of Navy SEAL training (among all the other simulation like trainings) involve them going through a controlled drowning, simulating what it feels like to actually drown, they are then revived as soon as they go under; this I believe is to eliminate a fear of the water, completely. FBI, CIA, KGB, Massad, Osama bin Laden... EVERYONE conducts simulation to condition their subjects for whatever task is at hand. Whether it's a SWAT team training to storm a building, or your local city cops training for a situation where a simple speeding ticket goes wrong. It's ALL simulation. And only a fool would suggest simulation is in pure vain.

    There are many ways of simulating a scenerio to condition a person to be prepared for an actual hypothetical event. Cartoonish video game characters are no more comical and innocent than smiley faces drawn on water melons stuck on staffs for mounted calvary use to use to train for field combat. The blocky faces of the Unreal Tournament at least give a feel of depth and 3D, how can it be possible someone could take serious the traditional 2 dimensional spring loaded cardboard flap that pops up in many police simulations? And for those that might wish to draw the line of effective simulation for hostilities between mental capability and condition versus physical ability and condition... this is a very dangerous precedent. While physical ability is somewhat important, any person that has ever hunted large game, actually had shot another in combat will tell you flat out; 99% of the ability to perform your job in those situations to include pulling the trigger is all psychological. A computer simulation, can assist you in overcoming those psychological barriers... and it doesn't take much excercise at all to pull a hair trigger. You're done, and ready.

    So don't try to make it out as if people aren't conditioned, affected, or change of sensitivity in the least by video games. Especially games today like Hitman, SOCOM and the like which actually try to encourage the player to think and discipline their actions as a real assassin or special ops soldier.

    The military has used simulation for thousands of years... simulation of all the current technologies of their times. Given how much bloodshed has spilt throughout history... simulation and conditioning for battle is EXTREMELY effective. You can belittle this with calling it a "game" all you want though, noone has yet to stop you from that.

  69. He represents zero threat. by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 1
    The problem is the people who take him seriously and agree with him.

    Which people would those be? The right-wing religious fringe? No, the truth is that very few people take this guy seriously and those that do are certified nut cases anyway. He represents zero threat.

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    1. Re:He represents zero threat. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "The right-wing religious fringe?"

      The left-wing nanny-staters as well.

    2. Re:He represents zero threat. by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      You do realize you're describing the Republican members of Congress, and even quite a few Democrats too?

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    3. Re:He represents zero threat. by despisethesun · · Score: 1

      It's funny how the similar the extremes of the political spectrum are. The further to the left or right you go, the more you have in common with the guy at the other end.

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    4. Re:He represents zero threat. by rar · · Score: 1

      It's funny how the similar the extremes of the political spectrum are. The further to the left or right you go, the more you have in common with the guy at the other end.

      True, to me the political scale appears more like a circle.

      If you go far into fundamental capitalism you basically have no government. Daycare, school, fire departments, and police etc. are handled by companies. Since there will be no rules against monopolies, large companies will take over all markets; and thus, you end up with only one large body, "the company", that provides you with work and in exchange handles your needs.

      If you go far into communism, there will be no companies. There will only be one large body, "the government", that provides you with work and in exchange handles your needs.

      These two extreems indeed appears as identical to me.

    5. Re:He represents zero threat. by jandrese · · Score: 1

      No, actaully it's a good percentage of Americans, in particular the ones that don't play video games, don't pay attention to them, and only hear about them when their newsanchor tells them that Doom caused those Columbine kids to go on a killing spree and lets hear what our special guest Jack Thompson has to say.

      By the way, this group includes pretty much everybody involved with the lawmaking process at all levels of government.

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  70. Re:Here's hoping for a "Jack Thompson head" mode.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Man, that's so not going to happen. Bully's not coming out on GCN. :P

  71. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by TenLow · · Score: 1

    What I think he's missing in it's entirety is that games are no longer marketed twards children for the most part. GTA's main audience are all old enough to vote. But they're too busy playing fun "murder simulators" to get out and vote, so stuff like this still happens.

  72. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by larpon · · Score: 2, Funny

    nah dude... He want it so he can make a nice large bucket full of Hot Coffee(tm) before the time of release :)

  73. What about the parents who have to work! by schneidafunk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I hear this quite often - The parents are to blame for everything their child does because they are not home with the child and watching them 24 hours a day. However, it's impossible for kids to be "parented" 24/7. There are many people who have to work day AND night to buy food and clothes for their children. Please don't mistake this as support for Jack's crusade. I just think there are some really troubled people out there, where you can judge the parents, video games, society, etc. for the person's actions.

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    1. Re:What about the parents who have to work! by crontabminusell · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I certainly didn't have a parent around me 24/7 while I was a child and I didn't grow up to be a bully or worse. Parenting does not require around-the-clock attention; it requires solid values and the teaching of right and wrong. If you're incapable of that, then maybe you should sterilize yourself and do the rest of us a favor.

    2. Re:What about the parents who have to work! by pembo13 · · Score: 1

      So where do the children of these parents get the money? I think we can aggree that such games tend not to be cheap. They could pirate it, but then that means they have full access to the family computer, which again, the parents bought. They could go by a friend, but then, seems unfair to go that far and still blame the games. If they are doing such thigns by their friends, they will be just as lilely to be putting a bullet in their heads, with their friend's father's handgun.

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    3. Re:What about the parents who have to work! by dreamchaser · · Score: 1

      The point is that if you do your job as a parent you shouldn't HAVE to police them 24/7. Will they make mistakes? Sure, that's how they learn. Can they be brought up with a work ethic and a sense of personal responsibility (two things quite lacking in much of our youth)? You betcha.

    4. Re:What about the parents who have to work! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      However, it's impossible for kids to be "parented" 24/7. There are many people who have to work day AND night to buy food and clothes for their children.

      If you can't parent your kids sufficiently well to teach them right from wrong, there's no law forcing you to have kids at all. If you're not sufficiently skilled or talented to get a decent paying job without working night and day, what makes you think you're sufficiently talented to raise a child?

      Child rearing is an option. It's not a game. It's a serious, dedicated undertaking that is a minimum 18 year commitment (and even more if the age of majority in your area is higher). Raising children is dead serious work, and you shouldn't do choose to do it all if you're not sure you can do it right. "Lack of time" is no excuse for bad parenting.

  74. Jack Thompson working for Rockstar? by lionheart1327 · · Score: 1

    Hey, is there a chance that Jack Thompson is secretly working for Rockstar?

    Cuz, I was never planning on getting this game, but now that he hates it, I'm buying it on the first day its out.
    Heck, maybe even 2 or 3 copies for my friends.

  75. Simple solution by Kasar · · Score: 1

    Let it go to court and file a countersuit for attorney's fees when he loses.

    His "free" game would cost him hundreds or more. Rockstar doesn't make anything, but their attorneys' time is compensated and this idiot may not file another suit for a while.

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  76. Isn't this illegal? by drxenos · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I thought it was illegal to use threats of a lawsuit. I don't remember where I read or heard it, but the jist was saying "you must do this or that or I will suit" was illegal. Any law professionals here?

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    1. Re:Isn't this illegal? by Gojira+Shipi-Taro · · Score: 1

      It's called Barrarty, and if enough people bring it to the attention to the Florida Bar and the News Media, Jack will be serving burgers for a living, until he gets fired for incompetance.

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    2. Re:Isn't this illegal? by bigbigbison · · Score: 2, Informative

      Threats are the standard MO for Jack. He constantly tells people that they need to do whatever he says, "or else." That is litterally what he says. Stop it or else.
      Here's just one example http://www.vgcats.com/jack.php

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    3. Re:Isn't this illegal? by Pancake+Bandit · · Score: 1

      I can see it now: "Burger King has until five o'clock p.m., Eastern time, Monday, August 14, 2006, to inform me in writing that it will forthwith give me Saturday nights off so I can write angry letters to Tycho and Gabe."

  77. fuck all that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    get moose and squrell!

  78. oh jack, stop giving me more material by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    or i might just have to write another song about you

    http://www.attackslug.com/projks/heyjackv2.mp3

  79. KFG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Kentucky Fried...... Goat ?
    Why a Goat ?

    1. Re:KFG by kfg · · Score: 1

      Because it's not a duck.

      KFG

    2. Re:KFG by Anarke_Incarnate · · Score: 1

      so..... not a witch, then?

  80. Jack sounds like he got beat up on in school. by FFFish · · Score: 1

    A lot.

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  81. Me think O'Jack is jealous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unlike today's kids that gets a lot of video games to play with, when he was young all he got to play with is himself...

    1. Re:Me think O'Jack is jealous by lordperditor · · Score: 1

      He obviously still does... now what is it you call people who do that?

  82. 2 Live Crew, anybody? by LuminaireX · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It seems wholly ironic that Jack Thompson is yet again trying to censor free speech in the state of Florida. You'd think that after the controversy made 2 Live Crew go double platinum, he'd realize that banning media actually encourages sales. He overlooks the fact that if parents were actually parents, the children that shouldn't have violent media won't have violent media.

  83. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by mabhatter654 · · Score: 2, Funny

    we may need to jump out of our cars and beat a carjacker terrorist to death with a tire iron... that's true in half the world today, games like GTA are just preparing kids for live outside white-bread america. We should all be doing our civic duty to be prepared at all times to beat down terrorists with whatever is at hand... terrorists even include women and babies now after all.

  84. counter sue by fedthedawg · · Score: 2, Informative

    If every member of /. threw in a dollar we could hire a nice lawyer in the "great" state of Florida and get him disbarred for his extreme miss use of the court system. It would be sorta fun. Like getting all your friends at a party to help you throw out the stupid drunk bafoon that nobody likes for obvious reasons.

  85. I don't understand.. by supersloth · · Score: 2, Insightful

    why or how he has indoctrinated himself as some sort of authority here. Attempting to force them to hand the game over "so that I and others" can review it. What is Jack gonna say? "it's bad"? Who are these others? This is mind numbing.

    The only people Rockstar has to let see the game is the ESRB so that they can rate it. That's an industry standard practive, not a government regulated practice.

    I can't wait for the day a gamer is able to step toe-to-toe with Jack publically AND profesionally (i.e. not like Adam Sessler did last week)

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  86. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by ElleyKitten · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Cartoonish video game characters are no more comical and innocent than smiley faces drawn on water melons stuck on staffs for mounted calvary use to use to train for field combat.
    Yeah, there's nothing innocent about Mario Tennis. It's just a battle simulation. ;)

    Games, as a whole, don't make people violent. Violent video games might make people violent (or just serve as a release for their violent tendencies) but that's why the very violent games are rated M (not for children) and parents are expected to determine whether or not a game is appropriate for children. Adults should be able to determine on their own whether or not it's appropriate for themselves. The biggest problem with this current move by Jack Thompson is that he wants to determine whether or not a game is appropriate for everyone else. That's just off-the-wall unacceptable, no matter how you look at it.
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  87. Methinks? by bigtallmofo · · Score: 1, Troll

    A not so clever ploy for a free game methinks

    Please tell me that you don't use the word "methinks" in everyday conversation. Do you wear a plumed hat and walk around in chain mail as well?

    Ye art a dork.

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    1. Re:Methinks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Prithee, refrain from whaling on those who choose to use apposite words.

    2. Re:Methinks? by goof21 · · Score: 1
      "Ye art a dork."

      One /.'er calling another one 'dork.' That's AWESOME! I think it's a pretty safe bet more than a handful of folks here actually do wear chain mail and plumed hats. Call it a hunch.

  88. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by LurkerXXX · · Score: 5, Funny
    No video game in the history of the world ever shipped late, except because of his crusade.



    Wait, you mean he's the bastard who has been keeping Duke Nukem from me for the last decade plus?

    String him up boys!

  89. Sure, why not... by JumperCable · · Score: 1

    Just make sure he signs a SCO style non-disclosure agreement first.

  90. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by TheSkyIsPurple · · Score: 1

    >I dunno. There seemed to be plenty of people on this post yesterday [slashdot.org] that pretty much said 'every problem can be solved with violence'. So I guess they were the ones who breed the kids that are the bully's. Either that, or they raise kids that go postal. Wow, "some violence can solve some problems" == "violence can solve all problems"? Sounds a little like some JT logic slipping in there =-)

  91. Re:first post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    dude. you forgot to check AC....

  92. Seduction of the Innocent by grapeape · · Score: 1

    Jack desperately wants to be this centuries Frederic Wertham, and doesnt seem to have any limits to how far he will stoop to get that recognition. The ESRB works if you let it, the problem is that many parents arent responsible enough to let it work. My local target has a good idea, they card everyone no matter how old you are. At first it seems like a bit of a hassle but if it makes a parent think for a second about what they are buying its a good thing. Too often parents have no idea what a game is about and just buy them because their kids wants it.

    1. Re:Seduction of the Innocent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no necessity for the ESRB. All it does is provide an unrequested opinion on a piece of media I might want to buy. Best Buy decided to "card" me on a software title I bought. I do not shop at Best Buy anymore. I really do hope Jack T. follows through on his threat to file this lawsuit. If he has not already been disbarred, I fail to see how he would not be if he files the current dreck he's composed.

  93. No, go ahead, send a "beta version"... by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1
    Ummm, yeah, we gotch yer uhhh, beta version, right here...

    Plastered with boilerplate warnings about unstable software, etc.

    And several (an infinite loop?) click-thru agreements to hold RockStar harmless for what you are about to see...

    And just hope :-) there are no pc destroying bugs present, and certainly no goatse man pop-ups!

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  94. No by JacksBrokenCode · · Score: 1

    He had a temporary license to practise law in Alabama. Judge James Moore revoked his temporary license and referred his actions to the Alabama Bar for "appropriate action". Since he is a member of the Florida Bar, he is still in good standing though he may have trouble practising law in Alabama again.

  95. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by kfg · · Score: 1

    My bad.

    S'ok. My favorite tool of humor is ambiguity and my second favorite is sarcasm delivered stright.

    In this case I realized I was perhaps being obscure by not filling in all the blanks, but didn't realize I could be missinterpreted in quite that way.

    KFG

  96. just ignore jack what's his name? by AlgorithMan · · Score: 1

    Jack Thomson is a nobody - what right does he have to demand a copy of this game? send him a pirated copy (as requested: a COPY) and sue him for posessing it - HAHA...
    just ignore this nobody that jerks off when he sees himself in the media - that's the best way to silence him!

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  97. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by joystickgenie · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There is a fundamental difference between training simulations, games, and the real world.

    Training simulation try to keep as close to the original deal as possible in content and control. You will have cockpits set up to resemble or sometimes explicitly copy the cockpit of the actually vehicle, all the controls will be in the same place, the controls will have force feedback to simulate the true to life vehicles resistance, many time the simulation will even have hydraulics to simulate the vehicles roll pitch and yaw. This is all there so when you get in the actual vehicle there is little change.

    There are some parallels to this in video games. Games can teach you how to sneak up to someone, the correct maneuvers to use in certain situations; it may help in some skill sets. However not nearly to the level of simulators. Games are not designed to teach how to shoot a gun or drive a vehicle; they are set up to be entertainment. The vast majority of the things you would learn in a simulation, you will not learn from a video game because they are not represented in the content of a video game. For example, go ahead and ask a counter strike player if they know where the safety latch is on a Maverick M4A1 Carbine, if they know it sure as hell isn't from playing counterstrike.

    Simulations and game can make something feel familiar. However gaining skills in maneuvers and controls is not what this is about. The reason that videogames are under fire is because people believe that it will make children violent, it changes into killers. This just isn't true, and if you ask anyone who trains people on these simulation trainers they will say the same thing.

    Video game and even military simulation can not teach killing intent, it can not remove moral and ethical values from the user and it can not make the user feel more inclined to use violence. They might make it easier to know where the trigger is, but they do not make it easier to pull the trigger

  98. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by Anonymous+Freak · · Score: 1
    I wouldn't mind if he got a lapful of Hot Coffee.

    McDonalds style.

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  99. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by russ1337 · · Score: 1
    u'm no. If you read the about the first 20 posts there are quite a few saying violence can solve all problems.... I strongly disagree with there perspective, but i'm just telling you what they are a sayin'. (And much to my disgust many of these comments were marked insightful.)

    jmorris42 (1458)said:
    Name me one time violence DIDN'T solve a problem. You might not like the solution, but violence does solve problems. Just look at American history and count how many times violence solved the problem of the day.
    and ShaneThePain (929627)
    Amen! These anti-war hippies annoy the piss out of me. War can solve just as many problems as it creates. Its just a matter of just application of force in the name of a just cause. Who defines just? You do. Violence is a tool, a very powerful tool. Responsible use of said tool will yeild impressive results.
  100. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by russ1337 · · Score: 1

    ah fuck. 'There' vs 'their'.... etc, etc, etc, sry.

  101. Imitators! by njord · · Score: 1

    The kids who did Columbine obviously time-travelled to the future, played this game, and then went back in time to copy it. Obviously.

  102. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by Couchmanx · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I grew up being the victim of bullies .. teachers, principals, guidance counsellors and psyciatrists all told me to ..

    1) count to 10 - dont lose your cool
                        Always ended up in 10 more seconds of teasing and bullying
    2) Walk away
                        Last I checked, bullys have legs too
    3) Ignore them
                        Bullys find that to be more of a reason to tease/bully
    4) Ask an adult/teacher for help
                        When I ask for help Im always told that hes not doing anything wrong and that I should be able to do the above 3 things to get rid of them

    So unfortunately I ended up having to defend myself any way I could and the most effective being me beating the living snot out of them.
    Of course this solution always ended the same way at school. The bully would get a slap on the wrist and be sent back to class ( if not bloodied up ) or sent home to be cleaned up and recover a little, and me being suspended/expelled from school because nothing the adults taught me worked.

    I learned at a young age from adults .. not video games (I do play violent games .. depending on how violent you consider Oblivion and most RPGs are, but they are in no way responcible for why I am and hopefully was violent)... that violence was one way to solve a problem and im still trying to get it out of my system. I know I shouldnt resort to it to fix a problem but 90% of the time its the only solution when everyone that tells you to ask for help doesnt help when you ask for it.

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  103. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by russ1337 · · Score: 1, Funny

    True. I spent so many years playing PacMan, that I have absolutly no problem running around in a darkened room, listening to highly repetitive music and chomping down pills.

  104. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by qeveren · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You sound like the sort who would also claim something like paintball is some sort of death squad training sim.

    A game is a game. You -know- it's a game when you're playing it. There's no personal sense of risk, of danger, of imminent death. Desensitizing someone to the point of being able to point a weapon at another human being and knowingly and deliberately killing them takes a lot more than playing UT and fragging your friends, or even lighting up those same friends on the paintball field.

    There are exceptions to every rule or condition, of course. There are those who might be desensitized by such things. The problem lays with them, not the game they're playing.

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  105. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps foolishly feeling that I'm in sync with what you're after here, I'll try and add a few of my own thoughts- hope you agree.

    The MA or Adult label should indeed be enforced, but, as you pointed out, by parents.

    Kids who are exposed to such games, may indeed be influenced, but we really don't have a way to prove it. Until we do (maybe never?) there will be arguments back and forth either way and people like 'JT' will argue that the government should legislate it. Since the government is generally run by people who are too old to understand technology they weren't raised with (the telegraph is about as good as it gets apparently), they'll be forced by pressure to come up with a vaguely worded law that makes typing on a qwerty keyboard illegal though some whacky interpretation of the wording, which before getting passed, will have a dozen other tag-ons that give the bill some other agenda and further broaden the scope of the bill. At the end of the day, something that should be taken care of by parents becomes law and sometime, somewhere, some kid will end up serving a life sentence because he bought a Take Two interactive game and sold it to a 17 year old.

    Ok, exaggerated yes, but there's a lot of truth in there between the words.

    Anyway, adults who buy violent games probably mostly do so for release and/or fun- since most of us know the difference between reality and fiction. But there are a few who don't have that distinction for whatever reason, and whether they read true crime books (Bone Collector anyone?) or play Quake 4, they're going to be violent and they're going to buy the game for the violence and perhaps even look for new ideas from such sources. Should those people be prevented from buying games (or books?), maybe, maybe not, but should every other person in America be limited in order to prevent it- certainly not. Hopefully we catch these people at their first crimes, before they escalate, and deal with it if they do. If we spent half as much time trying to legislate things that just should not be law and spent the money on education instead of court fees, we could be making real progress.

    Alas, I will be flamed, and I accept and find interest in opposing views (sometimes learn something even).. but before you flame off how blatantly wrong you perceive me (or anyone to be), consider the remote(?) possibility that you are wrong, or we're both wrong. With that in mind, I think slashdot could have much more fulfilling discussion rather than decapitating comments that nobody listens to because they're just too extreme and obviously the writer is opposed to any further discussion (their way or the highway). Maybe you played too many video games as a child?

  106. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by netwiz · · Score: 1

    ha! that one's just as big a lie as "just be yourself."

  107. Free Games!!! Wooohooo by lordperditor · · Score: 1

    I am going to demand a copy for review, just incase it is inappropriate for my kids. :-)

    Seriously though Jack! Buy your own damn copy D@#khead!!!

  108. Moron! by Randseed · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The guy is flat-out a complete, fucking moron. I thihk that about covers it.

  109. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Thompsons warped view of the world, games make children violent. [...] It's a Rockstar game (which he hates), and it's violent [...]

    Please, stop using the language of those who would like to ban speech they do not agree with. Yes, people can be violent. But games, movies, books, pamphlets, et cetera... cannot be violent. These are just storage media which contains symbols. You buy into J.T. (is he even an attorney in Florida anymore -- I thought they disbarred him)'s warped view of the world and give him his argument for free when you agree by your use of language that text written on a screen or other symbolic representations of reality can be violent. They cannot.

  110. Or he could look around... by DarkManaX · · Score: 1
    ... instead of taking his indignant moron-rage out on a single company. Let's see what the latest items of interest are on Xbox Live... the Dead Rising demo where you can hack zombies in half with a katana... or Saint's Row which is pretty much exactly like GTA... the latter of which is far more violent, IMHO.

    But seriously, does this lawyer-turned-psycho have anything better to do? How about representing families who are in need of real help, not this idiotic waste that just pisses people off... what does he think he can prove? What will he do if Take Two doesn't respond to his extortion? How about a letter from Take-Two with a few choice explatives?

  111. Re:Here's hoping for a "Jack Thompson head" mode.. by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

    Getting in a boxing match with Jack Thompson and the referee forgetting to list all the rules makes me violent. See this URL for the result:

    http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=20060 621

  112. Jack Thompson, Senior Marketing Specialist, Take-2 by BlueBoxSW.com · · Score: 1

    Are we REALLY sure this nut isn't part of the marketing arm of Take-Two? I mean come on, what better way to promote your videogame "Bully" than to launch a right-wing nut who uses "Bully Tactics" to try to get himself a free copy of your game.

    It's a more logical explaination than thinking he takes himself seriously...

  113. He needs to be taken down by pestilence669 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I almost agree with ignoring him... but it's litigious asses like him that destroy fun. They won't stop until all video games are as fun as a night at Morman bible study. I don't think I'm exaggerating.

    It's not just games. Lawyers have completely destroyed the fun of playgrounds. As a parent, that pisses me off. You definitely can't have anything that spins because someone might fall off or get dizzy. Nothing too tall. Big slides & swings? Not a chance. It's even hard to find sand in a playground anymore, because a kid might throw some in another kid's eye.

    Getting hurt when you do stupid things is an important life lesson that lawyers are ruining. Elementary schools have banned nearly every competative sport. No baseball, football, handball, volleyball, tennis, running or tag! No after school programs. No skateboards, rollerskates, or scooters. And definitely nothing that might offend anyone for any reason at all. Maybe Columbine would be less likely to happen if people like Mr. Jack didn't make life suck so badly for the kids he wants to "protect."

    Mortal Kombat didn't cause America's youth to murder their parents any more than heavy metal music did during the 80's. Despite all of the concerns about young people holding hands, dancing, watching violent films, listening to gangsta rap, and such... violent crime is down. Youth crime is down. Why can guys like this spout off to politicians when their "concerns" have absolutely no rational basis? I'm not for book burning and I'm definitely against censorship for no good reason.

    If Thompson is allowed to continue his bogus mislead fight, games will suck bigtime... like playgrounds, school recess, and everything else about childhood that guys like him want to destroy. He wants to make sure that every kid is having a fun time the Jack Thompson way, and that scares the hell out of me.

  114. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, yes, people use games to train, very good. But they don't use just games, games are merely a part of the training. How's your simulator pilot doing at 7G plus in a dogfight? How's your socom player doing when he's in the field hiding behind a crate with everyone standing around and laughing at him because he's "hidden"? How's your quake player doing with that shotgun, sure has a nice kick to it, no? Let's not go into things like actual aiming or anything like that, guns don't come with +mouselook in the real world.

  115. Somebody give that boy an enema! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

    I think he is so full of shit his little brain has shut down.

  116. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by shudde · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can read a graphic description of horrible bestiality gang bang child rape and decapitation with a chain saw without having to show ID.



    This post useless without ISBN.

  117. So he's an expert now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OK, seriously, why in the hell would they provide him with a copy of the game to analyze for copy cat problems? Last time I checked he's not even remotely close to anything even approaching an expert on that.

    Second, he's not a court, and there is no lawsuit for him to even request such a thing, much less demand it.

    Why in gods name is this man not disbarred in every state and not facing jail time for extortion or what not?

  118. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by nacturation · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ... how thoroughly flawed the video game rating system is, as the ESRB is actually paid for and operated, in effect, by the video game industry itself. This is a classic case of the fox guarding the chickens. Congressman Stearns has now introduced to Congress a Bill called the "Truth in Video Game Ratings Act" largely because of the illicit collaboration between the ESRB and Take-Two.

    I guess Jack had better go after the Better Business Bureau next. After all, they're funded by the businesses who make up its membership. I think we need a "Truth in Business Ratings Act" to help counter this illicit collaboration between the BBB and its members.

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  119. err - maybe too late to post this but.. by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 1

    Anyone know how to lodge a multi-million dollar lawsuit against Jack for delaying and damaging my activities by filing idiotic lawsuits designed to promote his point of view?

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  120. I think I speak for gamers everywhere when I say.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...Jack Thompson, please, fuck off and die.

  121. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I wouldnt be surprised that rockstar bought him/ suggested to him that he do this... you cant BUY this sort of advertising... now everyone here wants a copy of that Bully game :D

    that said... hes a dickhead.... but hey... its nice to know that even morons can be allowed to speak

    also... i like the idea of a mod where you can just beat up JT... will there be a Dubya version also? (heck... you could make one with all the members of parliment)

  122. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by Fordiman · · Score: 1

    Wait... so he's gonna sue because RoskStar didn't give him a prerelease of the game?

    Crackhead... as always.

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  123. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

    Games can teach you how to sneak up to someone,

    Heh, try it sometime. It's not like you think.

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  124. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by Wavicle · · Score: 1

    Yes, I too used to think that my obsessive-compulsive urge to hook small creatures up to an air compressor, turn it on and blow them to pieces represented some deep seated flaw in the way my parents raised me. Now I realize I am a helpless victim of Dig Dug.

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  125. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by Fordiman · · Score: 1

    Simulation and training are tools.

    Just like anything else, if you give dangerous tools to the mentally unstable, tragedy will ensue.

    I vote for outlawing guns, knives, violent videogames, pencils, liquid soap, cooking oil, small churches, and Dihydrogen Monoxide, as all these things can and have been used to kill.

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  126. Open Commentary to Jack Thompson by GuyverDH · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It is my opinion that you are nothing more than a grandstanding egotist, with delusions of grandeur trying to draw attention to yourself, in an attempt to compensate for a childhood filled with loneliness.

    Here's the problem.

        There are people who see or read something and decide "Hey, I'd like to try that." Those people are choosing to do something, not being forced to do it and they aren't really copy-cats. They are only people who do not know the difference between right and wrong, good and evil, nor have they been raised to have a sense of responsibility. If caught, they just say - "Uh, I played a video game, and it made me do it".... BULLSHIT.
    If you do something, you and ONLY you are responsible for that action.

    Why is that? I believe it is because of people such as yourself, who preach on about how "No one is responsible for their own actions" - they must have seen it in a video game, or a movie, or read about it in a book. You give them an out. If nothing else, all you are doing is making the problem worse. You're giving them their excuse to use before the judge. "Your honor, Jack Thompson clearly states that I only acted this way because of a video game!" You're making the problem worse, not better.

    Let me tell you something else... There are a hell of a lot worse things to emulate on television. It's called the NEWS - maybe you should sit down and watch it some time. You know - the parts about people being blown to bits by terrorists or the military fighting the terrorists. Or the random acts of nature killing thousands of people.
    Let's face it, what someone chooses to do is not the result of reading a book, or watching a movie, or playing a video game. None of these things *MAKE* anyone do anything. The people who do these things have not had a proper upbringing, where they are instilled with a sense of responsibility, and a clear deliniation between right and wrong, good and evil.
    Schools are not responsible for this instruction.
    Governments are not responsible for this instruction.
    Parents are ultimately responsible for this instruction.

    Jack - please, just - go away somewhere, and leave the raising of our kids to us. I don't care about your opinion. I don't believe anything you say. You have to respect someone for anything they say to have an affect on you. Trust me, you haven't earned anyone's respect by, in my opinion, acting like a blithering, idiotic, blow-hard.

    ** This used to be worded a lot harsher - however, I figured no one would take it seriously if I filled it with nothing but knee-jerk commentary.

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    1. Re:Open Commentary to Jack Thompson by endemoniada · · Score: 1

      http://www.endemoniada.org/2006/08/16/jack-jack-ja ck/

      I mentioned your post in my blog. It's not much, but I believe in what you've said and I'll try anything to make it known.

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    2. Re:Open Commentary to Jack Thompson by spyrochaete · · Score: 1

      You're 100% right, and it's sad how some believe that it is their job to protect Americans from themselves. Unfortunately, Thompson is a lawyer and it's his job to exploit the law to his $benefit$. He has threatened people with legal action for saying less than you have.

      The law is for lawyers, not for the populace. The proles of America don't have the years of law school required to defend themselves in the legal universe. It is pure luck that there are sufficiently reputable judges serving America who believe in the spirit of the law, not just the letter, and dismiss claims like Thompson's as unconstitutional.

      I wish America that best of luck because that's the best their legal system affords them. Either this will be another RIAA situation where a few rich people can force their morality on the nation, or it will be an exercise in liberty thanks to a judge who comes to work every day to serve the public and do some good. Thankfully Thompson alone, unlike the ??AA, doesn't have the resources to buy the law.

  127. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by bky1701 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hey... I am speaker of the Concerned Azukan Technocrats of the East, and I would like a verison to... inspect myself. I would also like free accounts to porn all sites; to make sure there is no child porn.

  128. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by Fordiman · · Score: 1

    in resp to Shane:
    War always solves the problem, but crops up a whole new set of 'em.

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  129. Always Jack Thompson by dtfinch · · Score: 1

    He's like a lone warrior in the battle against video game violence. Why does it seem like he's the only person out there working to censor our video games?

  130. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by Fordiman · · Score: 3, Interesting

    5) Laugh at them

    Almost always caught them off guard. For some reason, if you're not taking the bully seriously, their balls shrink to the size of rasins.

    'Course, this never works when you're being attacked by a fucker and his cronies. The only way to deal with that group is to jam the angry end of a pencil into the thigh of the loudest fucker there. Sure, you get suspended, maybe even a psych eval, but you get the rep for being 'crazy', and you can always make up your grades.

    That one got me through high school. Didn't have a pencil in middle school, but there was a bottle laying on the ground next to the group, so I just grabbed it, broke it and swung it like a retard. That got me in less trouble, oddly enough, and still got me the nutjob rep.

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  131. Jack is a bored house husband with extra time. by bigbigbison · · Score: 2, Insightful

    From Jack's book, Out of Harm's Way, page 124: "From August 1992 until John [his son] went off to school, my job was to be his stay-at-home father." "We decided I would be the one to stay at home. It made sense. Patricia [his wife] had a great job, and my professional life, jumbled by a radio war [against Stern] and other efforts stemming from that endeavor, was less structured, to say the least."

    So while I think that Jack did a wonderful thing in staying home to take care of his son, the fact is he hasn't had to have a job outside of the home in a long time. Now that his son is older, Jack must have a LOT of spare time on his hands.

    Free time + moral indignation + law degree = lots of lawsuits

    Is there a place where you can look up the cases a lawyer has tried in court? I am curious if Jack has actually won any of the countless lawsuits he has been involved in.

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  132. Send in the purple haired anime woman! by Bushido+Hacks · · Score: 1

    I know what Rockstar should do. Hired a purple-haired anime woman from the future to shoot Jack Thompson three times in the face.

    Now all we need is a big warehouse full of empty boxes to lure him into our clever trap. MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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  133. can we ban 'Newsies' and 'A Christmas Story' too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    can we ban the movies 'Newsies' and 'A Christmas Story' too? Both are also totally annoying and preach violence as a solution to kids' problems too.

  134. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by WatchTheTramCarPleas · · Score: 1

    I'm a postal worker and the post office told me there was no such thing as going postal...

  135. jackthompsonisadouche by dirtyoldgoat · · Score: 1

    Oh c'mon! Why hasn't this been added to the tags yet?!?

  136. Re:No, go ahead, send a "beta version"... by Larry+Lightbulb · · Score: 1

    In this case I think they should be called "Beater" versions.

  137. Pointless? by LuNa7ic · · Score: 1

    (Entire Article:-1, Troll)

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  138. Jack sounds like he's the one being a bully here.. by ragingmime · · Score: 4, Informative

    ... by having the mentality that "you can get whatever you want by puffing your chest, threatening people (he threatened to sic the police on Penny Arcade after a spat about a charity donation), and abusing the legal system, you can get whatever you want." Which is probably a worse example for kids than the Bully game would be, since Jack (as far as I can tell) is a real live person.

    Good job.

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  139. That's Wrong... by LEX+LETHAL · · Score: 1

    It smells like coercion. I wonder what the legal ramifications are for threatening to sue a business entity for failing to turn over an intellectual property. Who's to say he isn't an intermediary for another software house working on a similar title? Can you imagine the precedent it would set to allow bullying tactics to invade private development? What's more, can the company that is forced to capitulate seek damages based on the loss of projected revenue due to slanderous allegations, negative protrayal and the perception of compromised integrity?

  140. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by NormalVisual · · Score: 3, Insightful

    No video game in the history of the world ever shipped late, except because of his crusade. It can't possibly be related to needing more time to finish the game.

    No, no - let him claim to have caused excessive delays! If Take-Two decides to sue him for lost income due to his interference, I'm sure those statements are going to be rather helpful.

    Florida Congressman Jeff Stearns, who recently chaired hearings in the United States House of Representatives, discovered how thoroughly flawed the video game rating system is, as the ESRB is actually paid for and operated, in effect, by the video game industry itself.

    Gee, I hope no one tells Cliff Stearns about the MPAA movie rating system. Then again, the video game industry doesn't have nearly the presence in Washington's wallets as the MPAA members do, and Stearns' big contributors are the telecoms anyway, so it's probably not big on his radar at the moment. In any event, it doesn't help Thompson's case that he can't even get the Congressman's name right.

    I wish this asshole Thompson would pull his lower lip over his head and swallow.

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  141. When is this guy going to be disbarred? by I+Like+Pudding · · Score: 1

    I wish you could actually make a barratry charge stick...

  142. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think he just wants a free copy. I mean, who wouldn't?

    Yeah, seriously, what an ass. Bastard should get it off Bittorrent like the rest of us.

  143. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by NormalVisual · · Score: 1

    While physical ability is somewhat important, any person that has ever hunted large game, actually had shot another in combat will tell you flat out; 99% of the ability to perform your job in those situations to include pulling the trigger is all psychological.

    So I guess all those other mostly physical responses like loss of fine motor skills, tunnel vision, hyperventilation, etc. don't factor into that at all? Ask someone that's ever been in a real fighting situation how easy it is to clear a weapon malfunction without already having done it at least a few hundred times - this is something that's a no-brainer when you're in a non-threatening situation, but something you pretty much have to rely on muscle memory to do properly when under stress because you can't think properly or make your hands do what they're supposed to when you've got that much adrenalin in your system. Being able to use your body in that condition requires repetitive physical training, and nothing else is a substitute.

    There's simply no comparison between a video game and the training that one needs to be able to consistently deal with violent encounters.

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  144. Jack's excuse by Zorque · · Score: 1

    "God made me do it."

  145. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I thought he was talking about the bible untill I saw the chainsaw bit... perhaps the talkmud.

  146. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by zerocommazero · · Score: 1
    Actually, they ought to mail him a copy of Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney

    It'll be like school. This way he can actually learn to be good lawyer....

    On second thought, never mind. He's fine just where he is.

  147. Jack Thompson is a f**ktard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ignore him and he'll go away.

  148. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by Firehed · · Score: 2, Funny

    No kidding. I scared the hell out of my aunt in broad daylight, in the middle of an open field, and completely by accident. I suppose someone edited my ini file and pushed F2 to activate my invisibility mode again. Splinter Cell is *never* that easy.

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  149. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by kevlarman · · Score: 3, Funny

    no, he just recently took over delaying the release of dnf, before him came his father, and his father before that...

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  150. Hand him a fake by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

    Give him a copy that's modified to only have happy bunnies and cows grazing on a green meadow. Attach a note that objective reviewers buy the tested goods themselves instead of demanding freebies from the company that makes them.

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  151. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

    Yep, that's how you do it. Misdirection and looking innocuous beat the hell out of sneaking around every time.

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  152. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

    I don't think so, noone voted Jack Thompson into office. Of course some of the people that support him (or at least that he believes support him) were elected but their stance on the issue might not have been known beforehand. Also they are few which does suggest that here aren't too many voters supporting JT's position. I really don't think voter apathy caused this one.

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  153. Wrong headline, it should be: by El_Muerte_TDS · · Score: 1

    Game bully wants copy of Bully game.

  154. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by CRCulver · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You sound like the sort who would also claim something like paintball is some sort of death squad training sim.

    The Boy Scouts of America have never allowed scout troops to organize paintball games for precisely that reason. No one can deny that paintball is a game based on a military theme.

  155. rockstar should just shoot him. by luther349 · · Score: 0

    dear god please shoot this guy. we knoe rockstar makes eveil and twisted games that why there so famus thats why i buy them. give me gta 4 with a adult only rating anyday. there games are not ment for kids and everyone knoes that. if the parents buy such games for there kids its there own dammed fault not rockstars. stop spouting old news bother someone else.

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  157. Draft Reply by DrXym · · Score: 1

    Dear Jack, Go fuck yourself. Wait in line like everyone else. Sincerely Take Two

  158. Lawsuits... by Flatline_hun · · Score: 0

    BTW, can I sue Jack Thompson for trying to stomp on my constitutional rights? Oh, wait, I'm not american, I don't have those...

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    Yeah, free Ipod! He is innocent!
  159. game ratings? by smash · · Score: 1
    What's the situation in the US? In Australia, games are subject to ratings just like movies. (unfortunately however, there's no R rating yet - games that would be rated R are refused classification and thus not allowed to be sold yet)

    If a game is rated "R" for example, then who gives a shit whether or not it's bad for kids. It's not FOR kids. People complaining that 18+ content is bad for kids need to put down the crack pipe and perhaps take an interest in their child's upbringing and sort that shit out.

    Even M or MA (15+ or "mature audience") rated games should be enough to take care of the issue. Why? Because it's up to the PARENTS to supervise their kids, and it's up to the PARENTS to judge what is appropriate.

    NOT jack thompson.

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  160. Who the fuck is Jack Thompson by PowerBert · · Score: 1
    I had to ask Google http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=who+the+fuc k+is+Jack+Thompson&btnG=Google+Search&meta=

    From Jinx.com:

    Good ol' Jack... If you don't know him, he's an attorney and activist determined to squelch violent video games. He has been quoted saying, "[Video Games are] dangerous physical appliances that teach a kid how to kill efficiently and to love it." Sounds like someone was pwned too much when gaming as a kid. If you ever see his gamertag online, let him win a match so he stops crying.


    Perhaps we should all send him a roll? http://www.jinx.com/scripts/details.asp?affid=-1&p roductID=624
  161. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by AcidLacedPenguiN · · Score: 1

    I was bullied too in elementary/middle school for being large. The only thing that ever worked was beating the fuck out of the bullies, though I was fairly successful in doing it steathily. I was never once caught for laying a beating on one of them, I generally did it when no one else was around, they generally didn't try and tell anyone I guess because they got what was coming to them.


    What I don't understand is why those skinny little kids always try to pick on the big quiet kid. A buddy of mine was teaching english in China, and he was saying one of his students was like 5'10 and about 180lbs where all the other students were like 4'4 and half his weight. They'd always pick on this kid for being "fat" and my buddy couldn't figure out why this kid wouldn't just tear them in half and shit in the stumps. He even told the kid that he'd give him 10 minutes before "noticing" what was happening, but I guess the kid was too shy/gentle to take him up on the offer.

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  162. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by RockModeNick · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yes, and we all know how the boy scouts are against resemblence to the military, what with the uniforms, marching, badges, antihomosexuality... oh wait. Also, a friend of mine's boy scout troop did a target shooting trip, using actual .22 rifles, and thats less risky than paintball?

  163. And by analyze he means, by Broken+scope · · Score: 1

    Stare at the cover real hard for a few hours and hope it somehow plays because he doesn't have a clue how to hook up a ps2. let alone play it.

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  164. If only... by Vegeta99 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I owned the company

    Dear Jack,

    Fuck You. Pay for it.

    Signed,
    Me.

  165. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok, I think I stand for all of us when I say, "You sir, are a nutjob."

  166. You are confusing the issue.. by The+Creator · · Score: 1

    "Whether it's a SWAT team training to storm a building, or your local city cops training for a situation where a simple speeding ticket goes wrong. It's ALL simulation. And only a fool would suggest simulation is in pure vain."

    Not to use SWAT as an example: Has their training simulations caused them to assault random buildings around the country? NO. The assault simulations did not make them more "assaulty". Broken into any cockpits lately? Didn't think so.

    So you post, allthough long and well written, simply answers the wrong question.

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  167. It's where you want to be ... by exiguus · · Score: 1

    A copy of Bully: $40

    Lawyers to sue to get a copy of Bully: $300,000

    Using bully tactics to get Bully: PRICELESS!
  168. No ID for reading violent books by DrYak · · Score: 4, Informative
    I can read a graphic description of horrible bestiality gang bang child rape and decapitation with a chain saw without having to show ID. But, 30 polygons try to do it doggy style, and it's the end of the world.


    Because, as Douglas Adams put it rightly (a must read, absolutely), Books hapenned to be already very common arround when all those people were born. Therefor they consider them as normal. They did themselves read such books and see no harm in other peope doing so.
    On the other hand, the 30 polygons used to be, for a very long time (in the life time of those speaking against video games), something reseved to scientists doing complex and dead slow simulations on horribly expensive hardware. The people currently shouting against polygons only encountered them late in their life, and therefor were highly suspictious about them. They insctinctivly start considering them as against the natural order of things and the beginning of the end of civilisation as we know.
    In ten years, after this things turned gradually out to be alright really, those people will be up against the "Next Horrible Stuff That Instills Pervesity Inside Our Innocent Children(tm)".

    The same has hapenned with music (Marylin Manson caused Bowling for Columbine ! Beattles pervets the youngs ! Communist must protect themselves from the depraved occidental music ! Jazz is the devil's work ! ... caveman Ungh thinks that the lyra is a blasphemy, tribe should stick to "sticks'n'stones" to keep god Angh happy !)
    The same happenned with a lot of other form of creations.
    There are even debate, dating from classical Greece, arguing that there is too much violence, rape and adultery in the theatre (sorry, lost the references).
    Yes. The Theatre, that place were parent will be happy to see they children go to, instead of playing video games the whole day, was once touted to pervet the moral of the young.

    So as long as new forms media are introduced, they are doomed to be critiqued by the older part of the population and be accused for "All Bad Things That Happen (tm)"

    The sad part is, most of us slashdotter, that stand up against such absurdities in the video game world, will probably the first to shout at their children that they spend too much time in the Holodeck.
    (That is, those /.ers who managed to find a person of the opposite sex to have children with...)
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    1. Re:No ID for reading violent books by Kadin2048 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Marylin Manson caused Bowling for Columbine

      Manson was responsible for that travesty of a film?

      Okay boys, find me a tree and a rope...

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    2. Re:No ID for reading violent books by crabpeople · · Score: 2, Funny

      "In ten years, after this things turned gradually out to be alright really, those people will be up against the "Next Horrible Stuff That Instills Pervesity Inside Our Innocent Children(tm)"."

      Please let it be holo-porn

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    3. Re:No ID for reading violent books by WinDoze · · Score: 1

      The sad part is, most of us slashdotter, that stand up against such absurdities in the video game world, will probably the first to shout at their children that they spend too much time in the Holodeck.

      (That is, those /.ers who managed to find a person of the opposite sex to have children with...)


      Don't forget about us slashdotters who plan to be too busy being in the holodeck ourselves... Probably having sex...

    4. Re:No ID for reading violent books by slashdotwannabe · · Score: 1

      The sad part is, most of us slashdotter, that stand up against such absurdities in the video game world, will probably the first to shout at their children that they spend too much time in the Holodeck.

      That's right: In the holodeck having holokids that can be turned off when they piss you off too much.

      Parents: The Next Generation.
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    5. Re:No ID for reading violent books by emilper · · Score: 1
      There are even debate, dating from classical Greece, arguing that there is too much violence, rape and adultery in the theatre (sorry, lost the references).
      Yes. The Theatre, that place were parent will be happy to see they children go to, instead of playing video games the whole day, was once touted to pervet the moral of the young.

      talk about shifting moral values: at that time Socrates was deemed suspect for not being a pedophile ... because he slept in the same room as Alcibiade and did nothing to the boy.

      do not forget ballet, that, some 2000 years later, was only streep-tease for the nobs, until the bloody bourgeois came and because they understood nothing about it, turned a form of entertainment into a devious form of weekend torture.

  169. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by heinousjay · · Score: 1

    Thanks for that brand new tool to use in my arguments! Sure it's intellectually bankrupt, but that hardly matters when you want to say something stupid to rile people.

    For instance:

    Books cannot carry ideas, they are merely processed dead trees with embedded ink marks in a prescribed sequence.

    I like it! Thanks again.

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  170. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by emamousette · · Score: 1

    I think he was referring to the phrase Bully Pulpit, which is what Jack's trying to mount with this stunt.

  171. You Win, Mr. Thompson by twoallbeefpatties · · Score: 1

    "In agreement with the pending lawsuit, we have sent you a copy of our latest game, Bully, for your perusement."

    And inside the package is a copy of Ping Pong. With the word "Bully" taped over the front.

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  172. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by Ironsides · · Score: 1

    Paintball involves shooting at people. .22's are shot at targets. Any and all events where a gun like object is pointed at a humanoid target is prohibited in the Boy Scouts.

    Oh, and on the uniforms, marching and badges? Girls Scouts do the same thing. As do several other groups.

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  173. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by plague3106 · · Score: 1

    Wow, that explains why I suck at driving... there are no arrow keys for me to press!

    And thanks to GTA, I never tire or need sleep. Also, I can keep a rocket launcher in my back pocket. And everyone drives with thier doors unlocked. And when I throw them out of the car, they'll look confused, then walk off.

    I've playd violent video games growing up (and still do), yet I've never attempted anything I've done in the games.

    You're an idiot, please shut up.

  174. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by plague3106 · · Score: 1

    So is Risk; do the scouts ban that game too?

  175. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by kalirion · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This post useless without ISBN.

    Try 080213422X (The Painted Bird). I'm pretty sure it has everything mentioned and more, except for chain saw decapitation. All from the point of view of a little boy. It was on the reading list for my 12th grade English class....

  176. What if Jack Thompson works for Rockstar? by infiniter · · Score: 1

    The idea has occurred to me a few times, and it occurs to me again. What if all the vitriol JT spews is really just a clever marketing ploy? It's brilliant! How better to create a bad boy image and a loyal fanbase than to have some loathsome starched collar attack your game (and videogames in general, but that's just for believability.)

  177. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by Tim+C · · Score: 1

    In Thompsons warped view of the world, games make children violent.

    Just because a point of view is (arguably?) wrong, doesn't mean it's warped. I don't think that video games make kids violent, but I can see the logic of the argument.

  178. you're living in a fantasy world by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 1

    There's a big difference between "kick the shit out of the bully" and "don't be a victim". One is an aggressive act, another is a demand for respect. They do not equate.

    It is entirely obvious to me now that you nor your children have ever faced serious bullying in your lives. A "demand for respect" is not a defense against any form of serious bullying.

    You should get off your high horse, you ignorant man.

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    1. Re:you're living in a fantasy world by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      It is entirely obvious to me now that you nor your children have ever faced serious bullying in your lives. A "demand for respect" is not a defense against any form of serious bullying.

      You should get off your high horse, you ignorant man.


      I'm not quite sure what you mean by this. There is a huge difference between kicking the shit out of someone and simply making a statement, be it vocal, physical or otherwise, that informs the other individual that messing with you might not be a very good idea.

      And yes, i got seriously bullied as a kid and yes, the only way to deal with it was to learn how to stand up for myself. A lesson that still serves me well in everyday life.

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    2. Re:you're living in a fantasy world by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 1

      I wasn't talking to you. But all the same, you're just as ignorant. "Standing up for yourself" can get you no less than permanently injured, or even killed, with a serious bully problem.

      I can't believe all you fucking people who think you were "bullied," and spout bullshit at us folks who really had problems. You think I didn't learn to stand up for myself? A lot of good that does when a 300lb steroid raging punk attacks you at random, or a guy with a neverending grudge from a football accident, who is quite possibly a sociopath, attacks you at random, even at gunpoint, and has parents with connections, and never, ever, has to account for his actions.

      People who are sane enough to back down when someone stands up for himself are not real bullies. You've never faced real bullies.

      I did learn to stand up for myself, and it serves me in my everyday life. But not everything in life can be controlled. You're a fucking moron if you think otherwise.

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  179. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by Ash+Vince · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I have heard this argument before when I was a kid. A friend of my mothers said the same thing about me going paintballing and playing laser tag games every weekend.

    I might be inclined to believe there is some truth to it if I had grown up into a gun toting psychopath but as it is am a boring pacifist who finds all violence abhorent and campaigns against a war in any forum they possibly can (see previous slashdot rants)

    With hindsight I think that by the time I reached me early teens I had learned to differentiate between fantasy and reality and so I knew that the repurcussions of me shooting my friends with a laser tag pistol or paintball gun were very different from any repurcussions I might have faced if I had shot them with a loaded firearm.

    Interestingly though the American military obviously agrees with some of the points made in the parent post as they currently publish my favourite video game (Americas Army) for training purposes. I like it for its realism but I think that eventually the US army will realise it is not actually helping recruitment as most of the people who play are neither US citizens, nor are they prime candidates for military service.

    PS - Anyone who likes first person shooters and hasnt played it can find a link to the AA site below. Check it out.
    http://www.americasarmy.com/

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  180. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by DavidTC · · Score: 1

    Yeah, GTA's a hilarious training example. If only criminals acted like that! We'd have them all off the street in a few hours!

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  181. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by DavidTC · · Score: 1

    Books can carry ideas, dumbass. Ideas are perfectly expressable in almost communcation media.

    They still can't be violent, though. They can represent violence, but they cannot be it, because their are no actual physical actions associated with them.

    Oh, and those people walking around in your TV? Yeah, they're not really there. They're just representations of people displayed on the screen.

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  182. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by Tweekster · · Score: 1

    Kind of like every other monitoring agency that is paid for by the companies it is supposed to control..FAA. FDA. etc
    and those are government agencies.

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  183. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by brain159 · · Score: 1
    Marcus Brigstocke wants the royalties for your use of his joke, btw :D

    (Radio 4 FTW)

  184. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by grapeape · · Score: 1

    For me the only thing that worked was a bass guitar to the face. I had been picked on by the same person for several years, he never got in any trouble in fact I was usually the one sent to the principals office. My principal gave me a speech about how david (the bully) was going to successful because he was confident and assertive while I wasnt going to amount to anything since I was timid, undersized and geeky and that I had better learn to stick up for myself. A few days later David was at his usual crap and was kicking me as I was walking to band, so I turned around and without notice took a full swing with my bass guitar and smacked him across the face with it. He ended up with stitches and a nasty scar, I ended up with a weeks suspension (for doing what they told me to do) but in the end David never so much as looked in my direction again.

  185. Slashdot trolls, listen up: by Ryan+Amos · · Score: 1

    Internet trolls have nothing on this guy. If you really want to fuck with people, start filing crapfloods of bogus lawsuits. You could probably even use old JT's filing as a template (trolls love templates.)

  186. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by apoc06 · · Score: 1
    Good post but I disagree with the idea that America's Army does help recruitment. The fact that the game is played by Non-US citizens, and people whom are not military candidates still works in the US Army's favor. I always saw the game as a genius bit of marketing. Of course you appeal to those that are intrigued with the military and wish to join. However, all those that appreciate the game also develop understanding and respect for America's armed forces. Given our tarnished reputation as of late, I find that the game is a great promotional item, that unlike others, actually pays for itself.

    Also interesting in regards to the topic, i pulled this choice quote from the website for the game. This is the army's stance on the subject

    Q: At one stage of the game, players are instructed on the fundamentals of basic rifle marksmanship. Does this teach young adults how to shoot a weapon?

    A: ...there is no way that manipulating a keyboard and mouse, as players do in the Army's game, can provide vital cues on key elements of marksmanship...

    We included the rifle range because that is a basic and obvious part of military training; something a new recruit will immediately become familiar with. While the game introduces players to the look and procedures of marksmanship training, clicking a mouse is absolutely not applicable to actual marksmanship training.

    When we qualify Soldiers as marksmen we send them to a rifle range. We put a rifle in their hands, not a keyboard and mouse. There are a lot of physical mechanisms entailed in mastering a firearm that cannot be replicated in a game. Indeed, there is no way that manipulating a keyboard and mouse, as players do in the Army's game, can provide vital cues on key elements of marksmanship such as trigger pressure, weapon cant and body position. In the Army, under the guidance of expert coaches, our Soldiers first learn how to align their sights. They then fire many rounds to become accustomed to the recoil of a rifle and to learn how to get a good sight picture.

    Even today, in an age when computer games are ubiquitous, teaching rifle marksmanship is a major hurdle in basic training and a major element of Army refresher training for Soldiers in the force. If games taught Soldiers to become marksmen, Army training would be greatly simplified. However, games don't teach our Soldiers how to shoot so we train them with real weapons and ammo on real rifle ranges.

    Games may simulate the real world but they do not recreate it. No one would believe that a child could master a racecar by playing a racing game. Likewise, clicking a mouse, as a player does in the Army game, will never teach a person how to shoot.
  187. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by Zwicky · · Score: 1
    and you can always make up your grades
    That's a useful bonus. I think I would have given myself straight A*s.
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  188. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Different time, probably different place. I was in 7th grade in 1964. There was a bully in gym class, who was a good two inches taller than me and probably weighed twice as much. Not wanting trouble with the teachers, I took it- for a couple of months.

    One day he went too far and slapped me, and I snapped. His nose was bleeding before he knew what had hit him three times, he grabbed his face, whirled around, and I jumped on his back, pummeling him. He went down screaming and crying like a little girl while I kept pounding on the back of his head.

    There were a lot of kids who saw it. A teacher finally came in and pulled me off of him.

    I got a swat (an easy swat) for my troubles, he got 18 swats and I imagine his butt was pretty red.

    He never bothered me again- in fact, he avoided me. Nobody else bothered me again, either.

    Respect is earned, and I earned everyone's respect that day. I thank my dad.

  189. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by Fordiman · · Score: 1

    Hehe. Nah. If you've got access to a grading system, you'd better give yourself A's, B's and the occasional C. Getting caught doing this sort of thing can put you in more trouble than an occasional bad grade can.

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  190. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by AngryUndead · · Score: 1

    No, they don't organize it because of insurance. The BSA has no problems with the military or guns.

  191. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by darthnoodles · · Score: 3, Funny

    Thompson had grown so asinine, he wanted to retire. He took me to his office and he told me his secret. 'I am not the Dread Jack Thompson' he said. 'My name is Ryan; I inherited the annoying lawyer habit from the previous Dread Jack Thompson, just as you will inherit it from me. The man I inherited it from is not the real Dread Jack Thompson either. His name was Cummerbund. The real Thompson has been retired 15 years and living like a king in Patagonia.

  192. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by AngryUndead · · Score: 1

    Let me also add, to my own post:

    Robert Baden-Powell founded the Boy Scouts as an organization in 1908, a few months after the first scout encampment at Brownsea Island Scout Camp in 1907.[1] Baden-Powell got the idea from his experiences with the British Army in South Africa.

    Emphasis mine.

    (Link)

    I think it is safe to say they're not free from military influence.

  193. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by CRCulver · · Score: 1

    Look at the Scoutmaster's handbook. It specifically forbids organizing militaristic games for the troop.

  194. ain't seen nothing yet by toy4two · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wait until Rockstar releases "The Aristocrats" next year.

  195. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by Fordiman · · Score: 1

    That's as may be.

    I mean, I DO like my mad science.

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  196. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by Fordiman · · Score: 1

    I like your style; the electric bass is a hell of a solid object, and as anyone who's seen FLCL can tell you, an extremely effective bat.

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  197. Violent Impulses..... by moxley · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What makes me feel like being violent is dealing with fundamentalist fascistic self-appointed *"morality" crusaders who try to reduce every artistic, creative or unusual work of art or media that they don't understand to their very low level of artistic literacy (IE lowest common denominator) and who attempt to control what others can see, do, or experience.

    One of the things which help me deal with the violent impules which these hypocritic ass-clowns arouse in me is a little bit of time playing some violent video games, or possibly enjoying some other form of entertainment which Mr Thompson would no doubt publically try to gain political momentum by denouncing.

    Any respectable artist or organization should not be the least bit intimidated by this sort of politicized "campaign for censorship."

    * (Morality: Morality to these people has nothing to do with true morality, as far as morality meaning "Virtuous" or "conformity to ideals of right human conduct." for these people "Morality" means that you act and behave exactly like they do, which in many cases has nothing at all to with right and ideal conduct and everything to do with dogma, their backward ass "religion" and guilt driven behavior control.

  198. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by porcupine8 · · Score: 1
    it desperately needs the cash . . . Hell-bent . . . the fox guarding the chickens.

    I dunno, I can't read a word of all this legalese. But it sure sounds official; I bet judges will eat it up.

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  199. ok, cool by XO · · Score: 2, Funny

    And they have until 5:00 on TUESDAY to supply ME with a copy, just so I can play it.

    Who the hell demands free software? besides the FSF ...

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  200. I am going to sue Jack Thompson by sgholt · · Score: 1

    I have tried to resist, but I can no longer take it. Jack Thompson is making me into a monster. I just want to bash his head in with a bat.

    I want money and violent video games(hmmm..kinda like Jack)
    The money will be used for drugs to calm my inner monster, the games are so I can get out my aggressions instead of tracking down Jack Thompson with my trusty bat...

  201. Jack Thompson by Omeger · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Is a dumbfuck. Somebody should rate this +5 informative.

    1. Re:Jack Thompson by Omeger · · Score: 1

      Well then, fuck me gently with a chainsaw.

  202. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by PhoenixPath · · Score: 1

    You associate Jack Thompson with The Princess Bride??!?!?

    Boo!!!!

    Boo!!!!

  203. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by vombat · · Score: 1

    Funny, but dihydrogen Monoxide is not H2O.

  204. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by Psmylie · · Score: 1

    Yes, but now this "David" character can pull giant robots from his head. Doesn't really sound like an effective punishment to me.

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  205. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by Fordiman · · Score: 1

    What's really funny is that these sorts of games exist, made by people other than Take Two / Rockstar.

    He's going after TT/RS because they have money. Which is amusing because it also means they have the cash to win the case and demand lawyer fee compensation from Jack.

    Hey, Jack. Welcome to the poor neighborhoods. Hope you enjoy the crackheads that are going to rob your house almost monthly.

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  206. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by Fordiman · · Score: 1

    Um. DHMO is a very dangerous chemical; go to DHMO.org to find out (read: are you saying that dihydrogen monoxide is some other compound? As far as I know, 2 hydrogens and one oxygen form a molecule in exactly one way..)

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  207. My brother-in-law went against a guy like this... by cr0sh · · Score: 1
    ...over a road to the house he bought. Eventually, the courts found for my brother. The guy involved was one of these a-holes like you described, who had successfully caused the former owners (a small investor group) of the house to sell due to this guy's tactics (and other circumstances). The guy had basically blocked the road, and since the investors were never around (and couldn't get a buyer because the road was blocked), they couldn't sell the house for what it was worth. He blocked it for so long, that the road was in danger of reverting to him as his property (similar to squatting, in a way). Until my brother-in-law came around, that is.


    Even after the lawsuit was decided, the guy continued to be a prick to my brother-in-law (I haven't even described half the crap that happenned, let's just say this guy was a frade-A a-hole who had everybody in the neighborhood cowed out of fearing to be the next in line for a lawsuit, and who was the most sue-happy person on the planet (I looked up the number of court cases this guy had filed in the state over the past five years when this was happenning, and it was crazy!). When my brother-in-law won his battle, he became the "hero" of the neighborhood. The house they bought is now valued at its full value, which is about 8-10 times what my brother-in-law paid for it. Talk about a great investment!


    In the end, this guy got what was coming to him. About a year and a half after the case was over, he died of a heart attack. Needless to say, none of our family grieved at his passing, nor did any of the neighborhood. Kharma's a bitch...

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  208. Pac Man is a drug mule simulation...Lets sue Namco by Kodack · · Score: 1

    Yeah! Thompson has the right idea.

    Rockstar should send us all copies of their upcoming games for free or we should sue them as well! I mean it's our right as Americans to have advanced screenings of movies or games so that we can determine their detrimental affects on our children right?

    And we have just as much right to demand that of Rockstar as Jack Thompson does considering he is not in any legal or formal position in the industry to make those kinds of demands.

    Just look at the vast erosion of society that PacMan has rought on our pure society. Generations of kids who grew up playing this "drug mule" simulator have been training to navigate the mazes of ways into the USA while packing as many pellets into their mouths as possible. The use of drug mules has categoricaly gone up since the release of the PacMan video game.

    Then there are Rad Racer and Spy Hunter with their graphic simulations of road rage that led a generation of children to become maniacs on the road, laying oil slicks, and shooting big trucks who won't get out of the way.

    Not every kid who plays Pac Man is going to grow up to be a drug mule, the same way that not everybody who watches a TV commercial is going to buy the product. But some of them do! And we have a right as the American people to have access to these games so that we can understand their lack of morals and the dangers that they represent to the people and our children!

  209. mostly off topic by Alchemar · · Score: 1

    I remeber when I went to upgrade from Microsoft visual studio 2002 to 2003. It was a free upgrade, but you had to send them a photo copy of the CDs to prove that you owned 2002. I don't own a photocopier, so I thought I would borrow the one at work. The expression on the IT guy when he walked in and found me "making copies" of CDs with company equipment was priceless.

  210. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by vombat · · Score: 1

    Yeah, ok, so I'm dyslexic. I saw and typed dihydrogen monoxide but read dihydrogen peroxide. DHMO.org is a funny site, although I'm not sure how someone can have enough free time on their hands to put something like that together.

  211. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by KeiichiMorisato · · Score: 1

    Yes! All my training in first person shooters is going to pay off!
    Now I can take my mouse and keyboard skills and go out and kill some enemy soldiers!
    Or I can take my joystick skills from fighting games and pick a fight in bar!

    BETTER YET! I will take my point and click (or keyboarding) skills from Leisure Suit Larry and get some girls....

    ALL MY YEARS OF GAMING IS NOW PAYING OFF!

  212. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "A friend of my mothers"

    You have more than one mother? How's that work?

  213. Email the man yourself! by beckerist · · Score: 1

    jackpeace@comcast.net I just tried and it came back that his mailbox was full...maybe try waiting a week? My next step is to send him a threatening piece of mail that says if I don't get a written response stating that his email box is emptied as of tonight at 6PM, legal recourse will ensue.

  214. I heard there's a cheat code by az1324 · · Score: 1

    that lets you burn down Jack Thompson's house

  215. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by RockModeNick · · Score: 1

    Yes, all of which look very military in casual observance. Also, learning to hold a rifle, load a rifle, work the safety, aim it, and getting comfortable pulling the trigger is fine as long as you shoot a round target, not a person outline one... now that is just weird.

  216. Re:No, go ahead, send a "beta version"... by WWWWolf · · Score: 1

    Selected bits from Thompson's tech support call, lead developer's comments:

    "No, I'm sorry, this version doesn't have an installer, we basically dumped binaries and assets on a DVD-R. You need to copy the files by hand."

    "Well, yeah, it might not run because you to move a few folders and files around. all files in data/txt32b1024/m00 to data/mission/00, depending on what texture depth and size you use, copy everything gfx/shaders/nv44 to gfx/shader - well, that kind of depends on what chipset you use, but that's the gist of it. They should be easy to figure out, because the bullyXXXXXXXX.log in your profile directory tells what's wrong. Just keep moving the folders and copying stuff around until it runs, okay?"

    "Well, it's either in your profile directory or qc directory in wherever you put the binary. ... that would be the same folder as the bully_dev.exe file."

    "bully12039203.log? What the heck? Oh, you have that buggy build of Windows 2000 that had that weird weird WEIRD quirk in C library. Microsoft is just as clueless as we are. We think it's our fault though, somewhere deep in code, no one just bothered to fix it. It's supposed to be year-month-day, and not a random number. Yeah, it makes it kind of hard to find it. The release build of the game will just use bully.log. What? You have patched up XP? Well I'll be damned..."

    "Oh darn, I forgot, some of the stuff needs to be rebuilt from assets to make it actually run - sorry, we sent you data straight off the freezer, and not all of the build data. Well, I can email you a script to make it run. You have ActivePerl, right? No? Well, just call back when you get it installed..."

    "Oh right, you need to edit the script a bit. On the line 262, change the right hand side of regexp from "$2/$1" to "$2\\$1". ... Right! Okay, now you're done. Start it up and you can leave it running overnight."

    "Two backslashes. Not two forward slashes."

    "No, please don't edit this on Word. Sorry, it won't work that way."

    "You edited the bully_dev.ini file day before yesterday in Word too? Well, heck, no wonder it didn't work... Looks we need to start all over. But good that we got the script fixed. Might have ended up in great big problems soon anyway if we didn't do this now."

    "You don't have Notepad icon there? Sorry, I was thinking of Windows 98, right now I'm sitting in front of my NetBSD toaster, which is an actual toaster by the way, can you believe that, ha ha..."

    "Like I said days ago: two backslashes. Not two forward slashes."

    "Well, that binary probably has debug catches turned on. And the warning logging. Just add -nolog -noprof -nodebug to the command line... How, you ask? Well, let me tell you..."

    And so on...

  217. mod parent up by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

    I wish I had mod points. This is the best post I've seen in this whole thread.

    Just to add my two cents; it seems to me that, when we're kids, some of us are strong and some are weak (whether by physical size or by numbers). So when the strong pick on the weak, while it certainly can help for someone to teach the weak how to help themselves, the authorities (parents, school officials, etc.) also should have a responsibility to protect the weak when they can. After all, if we're not going to even try to make this a fair society to live in, then why bother having a society at all? Why not just commit as many crimes as you can get away with? Why have any morality at all?

    When we become adults, the fact that some are strong and some are weak doesn't change. That's why we should still have rules to treat everyone fairly, so people aren't tormented in life by those who have nothing better to do. But now, we don't have parents and school officials to look up to, but instead we have the police and courts. These were originally created so that people didn't seek out vigilante justice on their own.

    After all, what's the point of living in a "civilized society" if you can't just mind your own business without some jerk messing with you?

    But it seems that these days, the schools and the police/courts aren't doing their jobs at all in protecting the weak from the strong. Everyone knows by now that bullying is accepted and endorsed by school administrators and teachers, and that victims who try to stop it or retaliate (what else do you expect from a child?) are punished. So there's really no point in trying to get help from the "authorities" for kids in this situation. Even worse if their parents are like the original poster here, who'd just blame them for being victims. And for adults, unless you have lots of money for lawyers, you're not going to get much justice, either. The criminal law system is completely broken; if someone assaults you or steals your stuff, it's unlikely they'll get any jail time at all, and you can forget ever getting any kind of compensation from the criminal. Just don't get caught doing any drugs, because then you'll be in jail forever, since that's obviously so much worse than hurting innocent victims.

    It was better in Medieval times. People ignorantly make fun of medieval justice, but in reality the idea behind their justice system was to get victims to accept compensation from the (nonviolent) criminals in order to avoid vigilante retaliation, while violent criminals were dealt with harshly, to deter people from taking up that profession and to prevent repeat offenses which are so common now.

  218. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by Shajenko42 · · Score: 1
    Respect is earned, and I earned everyone's fear that day. I thank my dad.
    Fixed that for you.
  219. I'd agree by phorm · · Score: 1

    I was just noticing this the other day. Nobody wants to have a 'play' area for anything that is more dangerous than tiddlywinks and hopscotch. Playgrounds are neutered versions of the days of old, with rubber shields on everything, a maximum height of about 2 feet, and an absolute minimal of anything that might invite a lawsuit.

    I remember when I was a kid, the playground had a tire bridge held up by chains, a real (decomissioned) train caboose, and many other things. Parents would actually sit nearby and (heaven forbid) watch their children play, and if little Billy was climbing on the area of the caboose that was dangerous/unallowed, mom would tell him to get his ass down.

    Nowadays, our playgrounds are not nearly as fun, and many older youth or even adult activities are curtailed or nonexistant simply because the facility owners can't risk the lawsuits. I'm a big fan of airsoft (similar to paintball), and trying to find land to play on has been a bitch at times because even for adults, nobody wants to risk that somebody might be injured and sue. As a school-district worker, I've seen many of the field-trips I used to attend be cancelled, either because parents themselves are too worried about injuring their little darlings, or because the schools just cannot afford insurance for the risks anymore.

    No wonder all our kids are getting fat and lazy, the only activities they can enjoy nowadays are the low-risk ones that don't involve getting much off your ass. It's a sad, sad world that lawyers have made, where being injured automatically makes you a victim with a big settlement, rather than somebody who accepted the visible and known risks of a given situation, and didn't make the odds (or in many cases, somebody who did something that was dumb, outside the rules, and got hurt+sued anyhow).

  220. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by PaganRitual · · Score: 1

    But, 30 polygons try to do it doggy style, and it's the end of the world.

    Mommy, that polygon looks like it's trying to jump over that other polygon, but it can't quite make it.

  221. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by PaganRitual · · Score: 1

    For example, go ahead and ask a counter strike player if they know where the safety latch is on a Maverick M4A1 Carbine

    Duh, it's the 'L' key.

  222. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

    isn't that what people do at Raves? techno & X. so it's not that far fetched...Pac-Man is damaging to society!

  223. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by mattxmayhem · · Score: 1

    watch penn & teller's Bullshit, I believe scouts are addressed in episode 4. They are a far less friendly activity than video games. Oh, uh, also... take a look at their origins...

  224. It's the Gaming Version of a Catch 22 by JimMelton · · Score: 1

    If you ignore him, the uninformed people of the world will continue to listen to him. If you argue with him, you bring him more into the public eye and more uninformed people will begin to listen to him.

    I personally think the best thing to do is give Jack enough rope and he will eventually hang himself. At least one family advocate group has not only distanced itself from Jack, it flat out told him to never reference them again. Of course Jack's stance on that whole deal is that the National Institute on Media and the Family didn't really want to make a difference and that they were actually in bed with the games industry.

    Jack has proven time and again that he isn't particularly intelligent and I'm sure he will prove it again. The primary reason the National Institute on Media and the Family distanced itself from Jack is the statement he made in the letter referenced in the above article:

    Walsh's letter comes just days after Thompson issued an open letter to the videogames industry in which he outlined his idea for a game where the CEO of fictional company Take This, Paula Eibel, is murdered along with her husband and children. Should any developer agree to make the game, Thompson will donate $10,000 to the charity of choice of Paul Eibeler, the CEO of Take Two.

    The interesting thing was when the gamer community made exactly what Jack asked for, he refused to pony up with the $10 large. So, Mike Krahulik and Jerry Holkins (Penny Arcade for those living under a rock)donated the $10,000 that Jack wouldn't...in Jack Thomspon's name! You can see the the scans of the letter that Jack subsequently sent to Gabe and Tycho demanding they be arrested for harrassment here AND the check that Gabe and Tycho wrote to the ESA. Make special note of the memo on the check.

  225. Re:Here's hoping for a "Jack Thompson head" mod... by The+Real+Toad+King · · Score: 1

    It sometimes does if his mouth gets tired.

  226. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by C0rinthian · · Score: 1

    Aren't BAR associations run by *gasp* lawyers?

  227. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by Rakarra · · Score: 1
    'Course, this never works when you're being attacked by a fucker and his cronies. The only way to deal with that group is to jam the angry end of a pencil into the thigh of the loudest fucker there. Sure, you get suspended, maybe even a psych eval, but you get the rep for being 'crazy', and you can always make up your grades.

    That's also their excuse to put you on personality-altering drugs.

  228. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by Fordiman · · Score: 1

    Oh, trust me. After explaining my reasoning, I only got a sharp reprimand, an aside from the pricipal that he might have done the same thing, a school free week, and a trip to the councillors to 'retrain' me.

    So didn't work.

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  229. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

    Hell no, give him a copy. No way he's smart enough to find the rootkit.

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  230. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by Ironsides · · Score: 1

    William D. Boyce

    In 1909, Chicago publisher William D. Boyce lost his way in a dense London fog. A boy came to his aid and, after guiding the man, refused a tip, explaining that as a Scout he would not take a tip for doing a Good Turn. This gesture by an unknown Scout inspired a meeting with Robert Baden-Powell, the British founder of the Boy Scouts. As a result, William Boyce incorporated the Boy Scouts of America on February 8, 1910. He also created the Lone Scouts, which merged with the Boy Scouts of America in 1924.

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  231. Re:Okay, I think I stand for all of us when I say. by Zerathdune · · Score: 1

    More to the point, I have heard that the film and record industries use the same horrific system.

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  232. Bully? by fusion9290991 · · Score: 1

    Sounds to me a little like Jack Thompson (bless his cotton socks) is trying to bully a copy out of Take-Two. Does anyone else see the irony in this?

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  233. Rock-Star Games Sucks. Go Jack! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's about time. Rock-Star games sucks.

    Bunch of geektards just interested in themselves, and going "ha ha ha let's make a scene where we beat a girl."

    Despite the name, I bet there's not a rock star among the entire company. RockStar is more like GamerDork. And they only care about sucking money out of 11 year olds and don't care if pointing a gun and killing a black man in a game is Not cool. If it will sell then they'll do it anyway. Or calling girls whores, or going around thinking that depicting cracking the arm of a normal person walking down the street in a game is 'cool' to them.

    Get way from your game console and top stroking your joystick for a second 'rockstar' geekhole and come over here and I'll show you what's cool. I got the idea for it from 1 of your games.

    I hope Jack sues the crap out of the whole company and it goes under.