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Introducing the new 007 Martini Phone! I prefer mine shaken, not stirred!

That sounds OK, but will it blend?

Yes.

In the absence of any evidence to the contrary, I have to assume the majority of the 250,000 were most likely blended.

I'm more interested in whether or not it will blend.

Will it blend?

...WILL IT BLEND? http://www.willitblend.com/videos.aspx?type=unsafe&video=chuck

Will it blend? http://www.willitblend.com/

Or do you mean because it renders unlocked phones useless?

Even bricked iPhones have a use... You can always blend it.

http://www.willitblend.com/ Will it Blend?

Well, I don't have an iPhone myself yet, but there's 1 feature, that (like its predecessor) it MUST have:

It should blend!! (fragile souls: please don't go there)
I mean, how else are you gonna make money off it, reselling it on eBay?

"Is it illegal to open up the iphone and melt it down?" Is it illegal to blend it? :)

I was going to post some witty reply about the first CD to be blended.

However, I'm either being stupid (it's the weekend after all - well almost) or can't find a search facility for WillItBlend

Anyone know if they've ever tried to blend a CD, and which on it was?

But will it blend?

The real wtf is that the safety type is in the query string...

Hey kids try this, it's fun!

...will they blend?

http://www.willitblend.com/videos.aspx?type=unsafe &video=iphone

Yes!

That is the question. Will it blend?

But that ignores the fundamental question about him.... which, unfortunately, we're not likely to find out: Will He Blend?

Yes - that is the way history played out in the majority set of alternate realities. However, in the limited set of realities that allowed the human race to continue (and subsequently achieve the ability to probe alternate realities (hence this "/." submission)), the original iPhone software "modifications" were done in a building adjacent to this chap (WARNING - not for the feint of heart):

http://www.willitblend.com/videos.aspx?type=unsafe &video=iphone

Once the iPhone intelligence singularity started to develop, the hac^H^H^Hresearchers dashed next door and a suitable power-off mechanism was implemented.

iPhone - we've got your number - don't mess with the human race.

The pseudo scientist / chef is so dead pan, and they don't push the product, just let you know whats going on. This is how you slowly build product recognition. I really don't need a commercial blender, but I don't need a fucking commercial espresso machine either, but I do.
If a door to door blendtec salesman comes to my door with a bag of marbles, I'm fucking buying one!

This one specifically:

2400 watts fuck yeah. It has enough watts to even run a quad SLI graphics cards!

( btw - the blender they are pushing with the ads is a measly 1200 watts Pfffft :P )

Actually, we could mimic the success of Will it blend and create its counterpart, Will it melt (tm), displaying different pieces of machinery running a webserver while being slashdotted. Guaranteed laughter for all family!

At least we know that we can get CZ in powder form.

Mine always gets stuck in a loop after watching a Will It Blend? video.

Right here.

The specimen is believed to be the best of its kind to date.

Yeah right whatever... but will it blend?

For all those who know not of it : http://www.willitblend.com/

"Will it blend" is old now, I'm wondering why it is appearing on slashdot at all. They've already proved that anything electronic will blend into a pile of grey dust, and yes, most other things will blend too. Though I refer you to this :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aM94aorYVS4

In first place let me welcome you to the beautiful Tubes that makes the so called Intarweb, Internet for short. Second, please refer to this site http://www.willitblend.com/. Third, enjoy your vacation on The Tubes.

In either case, the important question to be answered after having encountered the finest example of something we've never seen before is, "Will it Blend?"

*Note: I am not in any way affiliated with that site. I just want to see more crap go into blenders and be filmed.

Direct link to video instead of some random blog post that points to the site.

http://www.willitblend.com/videos.aspx?type=safe&v ideo=iphone

it is something you can do safely at home :-)

(hint: look at the url)

So apparently Wal*Mart already knows whether or not it will blend.

I'm sure it helps to stick the stuff into a blender first.

Will it blend?

let's find out here

I cant WAIT for them to destroy an iPhone.

iPods and Pacemakers don't mix? Yeah right, I'm sure it will blend.

I so thought that was going to be a link to http://www.willitblend.com/videos.aspx?type=unsafe &video=movie

...will it blend?

Will it blend?

Make a smoothie out of it: http://www.willitblend.com/videos.aspx?type=unsafe &video=ipod

Sheldon

Will they blend

Let them know. I know I would LOVE to see that.

I have to say that Blendtec blender is just unbelievable!

Take a look for yourself:
http://www.willitblend.com/

Don't read this, I mean really. Its a load of crap. Really, it isn't good. Its just writing for the sake of writing. Honestly. I mean it. Don't read this, I mean really. Its a load of crap. Really, it isn't good. Its just writing for the sake of writing. Honestly. I mean it. Don't read this, I mean really. Its a load of crap. Really, it isn't good. Its just writing for the sake of writing. Honestly. I mean it. Don't read this, I mean really. Its a load of crap. Really, it isn't good. Its just writing for the sake of writing. Honestly. I mean it. Don't read this, I mean really. Its a load of crap. Really, it isn't good. Its just writing for the sake of writing. Honestly. I mean it. Don't read this, I mean really. Its a load of crap. Really, it isn't good. Its just writing for the sake of writing. Honestly. I mean it.

Monkeyboi

4. Grind it up into powder and tiny shavings, mix it with your daily bowl of All Bran and notify Guinness WRs' that you just ate your Zune!