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You're the man now dog! by nmb3000 · 2005-10-01 18:47 · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Bad Movies to Blame for Box Office Slump

Kerry would have stopped those hurricanes!

Of course he would have! What, are you assuming that he couldn't?

Proof!

(a few more just for fun)

You might need to refresh the page after the image and sound load to sync them up.

Khan Spoils HP (very funny)
MM
Memories
Dancin'
He's that bald guy
Ummmm, Anime? (MNBSFW)
RSTLNE, Vanna?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
Early Google Maps
New Orleans Simulation

That's most of what's on my "funny" list. Anyone have any others that are good?

You're the man now dog! by nmb3000 · 2005-10-01 18:47 · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Bad Movies to Blame for Box Office Slump

Kerry would have stopped those hurricanes!

Of course he would have! What, are you assuming that he couldn't?

Proof!

(a few more just for fun)

You might need to refresh the page after the image and sound load to sync them up.

Khan Spoils HP (very funny)
MM
Memories
Dancin'
He's that bald guy
Ummmm, Anime? (MNBSFW)
RSTLNE, Vanna?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
Early Google Maps
New Orleans Simulation

That's most of what's on my "funny" list. Anyone have any others that are good?

You're the man now dog! by nmb3000 · 2005-10-01 18:47 · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Bad Movies to Blame for Box Office Slump

Kerry would have stopped those hurricanes!

Of course he would have! What, are you assuming that he couldn't?

Proof!

(a few more just for fun)

You might need to refresh the page after the image and sound load to sync them up.

Khan Spoils HP (very funny)
MM
Memories
Dancin'
He's that bald guy
Ummmm, Anime? (MNBSFW)
RSTLNE, Vanna?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
Early Google Maps
New Orleans Simulation

That's most of what's on my "funny" list. Anyone have any others that are good?

Re:Quality Lasts by tsm_sf · 2005-09-30 12:43 · Score: 1 · on Wired Magazine Profile of Tim O'Reilly

Ditto, and don't you just love the layout? Too bad they changed it later on...

(ok, i'm just going to do this once.... O RLY?)

RIAA denies further indictments and lawsuits by Flakeloaf · 2005-09-28 08:45 · Score: 1 · on Eight Charged in Episode III Early Release

When asked if there were plans to indict or sue any more of the people responsible for illegally sharing this movie, an RIAA spokesman was quoted as saying "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

N***a stole my katamari by tepples · 2005-09-24 05:58 · Score: 1 · on Microsoft Praises Revolution Controller

see: PS1 dpad of pain

The separated prongs of the PlayStation D-pad are part of a workaround for Nintendo's patents. Sure, rolling from direction to direction on the PlayStation D-pad is worse than say the N64 D-pad if you use the tip of your thumb, but I tend to use the flat part of my thumb. I like the PlayStation D-pad a lot better than the GameCube D-pad, which is why I usually play WarioWare, Game Boy Player, and other GameCube digital games with a Dual Shock 2 controller connected through an adapter.

screwed up dual-shock analogue stick positioning

If you're going to do something with tank style control such as Battlezone or Katamari Damacy, you want symmetry. True, the PS2 analog sticks could have been placed closer to the edge of the controller, but once you get into the groove of controlling the lump, it doesn't feel so bad.

More like piss people off. by Shivetya · 2005-09-21 06:08 · Score: 2, Funny · on Games Can Make Us Cry

Crying, maybe? Pissing someone off is more likely. Crashing that Cessna might not make you cry but I would not be surprised at a DAMN, FWORD, or similar instead.

Of course you can get really carried away in your games like this guy did over an item called Cloudsong in DAOC. Warning, don't play in public if sensitive ears are about. Sad thing is I run across people who react like this in quite a few games, especially FPS.

http://content.ytmnd.com//100000/100051/sound.mp3

Re:Dag Nabbit! by newrisejohn · 2005-09-20 12:21 · Score: 0 · on Cursing as Peephole Into Brain Architecture

But sometimes, even real curses aren't effective.

(link has sound)

Re:Fixed by Anonymous Coward · 2005-09-20 07:43 · Score: 0 · on World of Warcraft is Infectious

Everyone in WoW has AIDS!

ALL MUSLIMS MUST DIE by ringbarer · 2005-09-20 06:35 · Score: -1, Troll · on World of Warcraft is Infectious

Even a Troll can submit articles! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Die of AIDS, WoW Geeks!

As usual, ytmnd gets straight to the point by black+hole+sun · 2005-09-15 18:04 · Score: 1 · on Nintendo Revolution Controller Revealed

http://nintyrevcontroller.ytmnd.com/
;)

Move over Hot Coffee! Hot Biscuit! by antdude · 2005-09-14 06:30 · Score: 2, Funny · on Review: Nintendogs

Click here. Uh oh. :)

LOL, INTERNET by Anonymous Coward · 2005-09-08 05:55 · Score: 0 · on Google Hires Vint Cerf

LOL, INTERNET

Re:Still not enough! by king_penguin_05 · 2005-09-07 03:01 · Score: 1 · on 6.8GHz 1TB RAM and 2TB HDD Laptop?

YOU STOLE MY F*CKING CLOUDSONG. I know you're one of the motherf*ckers. I'm gonna f*cking beat your head in.

http://wowseriousbusiness.ytmnd.com/

Re:Huge market by Soul-Burn666 · 2005-09-06 22:16 · Score: 1 · on WoW Helping or Hurting the Industry?

Evercrack made people drop out of college and into poverty.
WoW made people into psychopaths (audio plugin needed).

Re:Superman is Dead! by CoffeeJedi · 2005-09-06 01:28 · Score: 1 · on End of an Era For Zelda

like this?
http://marioindahizzouse.ytmnd.com/

can anyone confirm if that artwork is actually real or not? i don't know where the ytmnd creator got the image
(i do remember the rap as one of the cartoon themesongs though)

Re:Are you allowed to post that by apathy0o0 · 2005-09-03 04:08 · Score: 1 · on Balmer Vows to Kill Google

http://developersdevelopersdevelopersdevelopers.yt mnd.com/

Even niggers play WoW! by ringbarer · 2005-09-02 05:55 · Score: -1, Troll · on Highlights from GDCE

See how they loot!

Yoshi Halucinates... by Doppler00 · 2005-08-30 13:45 · Score: 2, Informative · on Nintendo Patents Insanity

And the best example of this: Yoshi's Island. Ah... who can forget the level "Touch Fuzzy, Get Dizzy"

Hallucinating indeed...

Re:Call of Cthulhu ? by Pluvius · 2005-08-30 08:40 · Score: 1 · on Nintendo Patents Insanity

Yeah, that sort of thing had never happened before Eternal Darkness. It's unique, really.

Rob

if you're gonna do it... by MustardMan · 2005-08-26 15:12 · Score: 1 · on Leo Laporte Returns to G4TV

at least throw out the link

Somebody had to do it by Anonymous Coward · 2005-08-23 17:14 · Score: 0 · on Google Talk Available Early

Well, somebody has gone off and created a YTMND of Google Talk.

http://googletalk.ytmnd.com/

Personally, I love the program alot.

Re:alright by Anonymous Coward · 2005-08-19 09:27 · Score: 0 · on World of Warcraft Card Game Coming Soon

YOU STOLE MY FUCKING CLOUDSONG!! http://wowseriousbusiness.ytmnd.com/

Noooooooo by OK+PC · 2005-08-19 02:43 · Score: 1 · on Xbox360 Pricing, 2 Models at Launch

Someone had to make this: http://x360no.ytmnd.com/

You stole my ^%@#^%# Cloudsong!!! by rve · 2005-08-18 17:05 · Score: 1 · on Virtual Muggings in Lineage II

http://wowseriousbusiness.ytmnd.com/

YOU STOLE MY FUCKING CLOUDSONG by malakai · 2005-08-18 05:46 · Score: 1 · on Virtual Muggings in Lineage II

On a story like this, you have to reference the quintessential MMORPG PK mugging/loot event:

You Stole My Cloudsong

Not safe for work unless you have headphones. You can hear the tears in his hoarse voice. God thats awesome.

Re:hmmm... by generic-man · 2005-08-16 12:51 · Score: 4, Funny · on Games As The New Pub

Noooooooooooo oooooooooo ooooooooooo

Apple fails at Patenting by Anonymous Coward · 2005-08-16 02:23 · Score: 0 · on Microsoft Leveraging iPod Patent?

windOWNED!

Re:Well by Frogbert · 2005-08-14 21:41 · Score: 1 · on A World of Warcraft World

Otherwise might do so because they felt screwed over in a game that they'd invested a lot of time in.

For example someone could steal your cloud song

Article on k5 by Skim123 · 2005-08-14 17:30 · Score: 1 · on A World of Warcraft World

There's a good article on kuro5hin.org on the front page on a similar topic: MMOGS: Abandon hope all ye who enter. The k5 article is about the addictiveness of MMOGS. My favorite link from the article: You stole my cloudsong! Kind of illustrates how folks can take these 'games' all too seriously.

YOU STOLE MY FUCKING CLOUDSONG! by Slider · 2005-08-14 14:39 · Score: 2, Funny · on A World of Warcraft World

http://wowseriousbusiness.ytmnd.com/

Obligatory YOU STOLE MY FUCKING CLOUDSONG!

WoW is serious business by StandardCell · 2005-08-14 14:00 · Score: 4, Informative · on A World of Warcraft World

In case you haven't heard how serious (read: messed up or funny, depending on your disposition) MMORPGs can get, have a listen to this:

http://wowseriousbusiness.ytmnd.com/

This was recorded from a voice chat on WoW. All I can say is...WOW...

Down with segregation by Anonymous Coward · 2005-08-09 09:08 · Score: 0 · on Drawing Minorities Into Gaming

I mean, come on, does it really matter? We're all equals and shouldn't be trying to push one race or another.

Ethnic minorities have been in games all the time since Mike Tyson's Punch-Out.

Re:What the fuck is this? by schtum · 2005-08-09 07:46 · Score: 0, Offtopic · on Tim Berners-Lee on Blogging And The Web

Hey, aren't you the "You Stole My Fucking Cloudsong!!!" guy?

tsarkon reports snape kills dumbledore by Anonymous Coward · 2005-07-21 17:26 · Score: -1, Offtopic · on U.S. House Votes to Extend Patriot Act

Snape is the new Defense Against Dark Arts teacher. The new teacher, Slughorn, teaches Potions (Snape's old subject).

The Half Blood Prince is a name found in a used potions book that gives helpful potions tips and spells. The Half-Blood Prince turns out to be Severus Snape. Half-Blood refers to the fact that his father was a muggle (Tobias Snape) but the Prince part refers to his mother's maiden name (Eileen Prince).

Harry rightly suspects Draco Malfoy of being a Death Eater. Draco manages to sneak Death Eaters into Hogwarts using a pair of vanishing cabinets.

Dumbledore and Harry explore Voldemort's past, learning about Horcruxes, which are divisions of Voldemort's soul, making him immortal until they are all destroyed. There are Seven pieces (some already destroyed) including Voldemort himself. Harry and Dumbledore try to get one, but it leaves Dumbledore weak and unable to fight off the Death Eaters.

It turns out the Death Eater that overheard the prophecy and told it to Voldemort (leading to Harry's parents' deaths) was Severus Snape. Snape kills Dumbledore when he is defenseless. Hogwarts is probably going to be closed but Harry announces he won't be returning anyway; he will attempt to finish the work he a Dumbledore started, destroying Horcruxes so Voldemort can be destroyed.Relationships (if you're into that): Harry Potter ends up dating Ginny Weasley, it appears that Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger get together, Bill Weasley and Fleur are going to get married, Remus Lupin and Nymphadora Tonks are also together.

tsarkon reports snape kills dumbledore by Anonymous Coward · 2005-07-21 17:26 · Score: -1, Offtopic · on U.S. House Votes to Extend Patriot Act

Snape is the new Defense Against Dark Arts teacher. The new teacher, Slughorn, teaches Potions (Snape's old subject).

The Half Blood Prince is a name found in a used potions book that gives helpful potions tips and spells. The Half-Blood Prince turns out to be Severus Snape. Half-Blood refers to the fact that his father was a muggle (Tobias Snape) but the Prince part refers to his mother's maiden name (Eileen Prince).

Harry rightly suspects Draco Malfoy of being a Death Eater. Draco manages to sneak Death Eaters into Hogwarts using a pair of vanishing cabinets.

Dumbledore and Harry explore Voldemort's past, learning about Horcruxes, which are divisions of Voldemort's soul, making him immortal until they are all destroyed. There are Seven pieces (some already destroyed) including Voldemort himself. Harry and Dumbledore try to get one, but it leaves Dumbledore weak and unable to fight off the Death Eaters.

It turns out the Death Eater that overheard the prophecy and told it to Voldemort (leading to Harry's parents' deaths) was Severus Snape. Snape kills Dumbledore when he is defenseless. Hogwarts is probably going to be closed but Harry announces he won't be returning anyway; he will attempt to finish the work he a Dumbledore started, destroying Horcruxes so Voldemort can be destroyed.Relationships (if you're into that): Harry Potter ends up dating Ginny Weasley, it appears that Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger get together, Bill Weasley and Fleur are going to get married, Remus Lupin and Nymphadora Tonks are also together.

tsarkon reports snape kills dumbledore by Anonymous Coward · 2005-07-21 17:26 · Score: -1, Offtopic · on U.S. House Votes to Extend Patriot Act

Snape is the new Defense Against Dark Arts teacher. The new teacher, Slughorn, teaches Potions (Snape's old subject).

The Half Blood Prince is a name found in a used potions book that gives helpful potions tips and spells. The Half-Blood Prince turns out to be Severus Snape. Half-Blood refers to the fact that his father was a muggle (Tobias Snape) but the Prince part refers to his mother's maiden name (Eileen Prince).

Harry rightly suspects Draco Malfoy of being a Death Eater. Draco manages to sneak Death Eaters into Hogwarts using a pair of vanishing cabinets.

Dumbledore and Harry explore Voldemort's past, learning about Horcruxes, which are divisions of Voldemort's soul, making him immortal until they are all destroyed. There are Seven pieces (some already destroyed) including Voldemort himself. Harry and Dumbledore try to get one, but it leaves Dumbledore weak and unable to fight off the Death Eaters.

It turns out the Death Eater that overheard the prophecy and told it to Voldemort (leading to Harry's parents' deaths) was Severus Snape. Snape kills Dumbledore when he is defenseless. Hogwarts is probably going to be closed but Harry announces he won't be returning anyway; he will attempt to finish the work he a Dumbledore started, destroying Horcruxes so Voldemort can be destroyed.Relationships (if you're into that): Harry Potter ends up dating Ginny Weasley, it appears that Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger get together, Bill Weasley and Fleur are going to get married, Remus Lupin and Nymphadora Tonks are also together.

tsarkon reports snape kills dumbledore by Anonymous Coward · 2005-07-21 17:26 · Score: -1, Offtopic · on U.S. House Votes to Extend Patriot Act

Snape is the new Defense Against Dark Arts teacher. The new teacher, Slughorn, teaches Potions (Snape's old subject).

The Half Blood Prince is a name found in a used potions book that gives helpful potions tips and spells. The Half-Blood Prince turns out to be Severus Snape. Half-Blood refers to the fact that his father was a muggle (Tobias Snape) but the Prince part refers to his mother's maiden name (Eileen Prince).

Harry rightly suspects Draco Malfoy of being a Death Eater. Draco manages to sneak Death Eaters into Hogwarts using a pair of vanishing cabinets.

Dumbledore and Harry explore Voldemort's past, learning about Horcruxes, which are divisions of Voldemort's soul, making him immortal until they are all destroyed. There are Seven pieces (some already destroyed) including Voldemort himself. Harry and Dumbledore try to get one, but it leaves Dumbledore weak and unable to fight off the Death Eaters.

It turns out the Death Eater that overheard the prophecy and told it to Voldemort (leading to Harry's parents' deaths) was Severus Snape. Snape kills Dumbledore when he is defenseless. Hogwarts is probably going to be closed but Harry announces he won't be returning anyway; he will attempt to finish the work he a Dumbledore started, destroying Horcruxes so Voldemort can be destroyed.Relationships (if you're into that): Harry Potter ends up dating Ginny Weasley, it appears that Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger get together, Bill Weasley and Fleur are going to get married, Remus Lupin and Nymphadora Tonks are also together.

tsarkon reports snape kills dumbledore by Anonymous Coward · 2005-07-21 17:26 · Score: -1, Offtopic · on U.S. House Votes to Extend Patriot Act

Snape is the new Defense Against Dark Arts teacher. The new teacher, Slughorn, teaches Potions (Snape's old subject).

The Half Blood Prince is a name found in a used potions book that gives helpful potions tips and spells. The Half-Blood Prince turns out to be Severus Snape. Half-Blood refers to the fact that his father was a muggle (Tobias Snape) but the Prince part refers to his mother's maiden name (Eileen Prince).

Harry rightly suspects Draco Malfoy of being a Death Eater. Draco manages to sneak Death Eaters into Hogwarts using a pair of vanishing cabinets.

Dumbledore and Harry explore Voldemort's past, learning about Horcruxes, which are divisions of Voldemort's soul, making him immortal until they are all destroyed. There are Seven pieces (some already destroyed) including Voldemort himself. Harry and Dumbledore try to get one, but it leaves Dumbledore weak and unable to fight off the Death Eaters.

It turns out the Death Eater that overheard the prophecy and told it to Voldemort (leading to Harry's parents' deaths) was Severus Snape. Snape kills Dumbledore when he is defenseless. Hogwarts is probably going to be closed but Harry announces he won't be returning anyway; he will attempt to finish the work he a Dumbledore started, destroying Horcruxes so Voldemort can be destroyed.Relationships (if you're into that): Harry Potter ends up dating Ginny Weasley, it appears that Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger get together, Bill Weasley and Fleur are going to get married, Remus Lupin and Nymphadora Tonks are also together.