Bruce Perens Plans On-Stage DMCA Violation
cyber_rigger writes: "From this
article at infoworld Bruce Perens said he plans to break the DMCA
during a presentation on digital rights management (DRM) Friday afternoon
at the O'Reilly Open Source Convention in San Diego. Technically, under the DMCA, Perens' explanation
of the technology makes him liable for a fine of US$500,000. You have to
admire his spirit."
.. it is illegal
and morally wrong
im gonna cry
Lovely, I hope the community can support a case all the way to the court.
You have to admire his spirit.
Translation: I'm an armchair activist.
I think everyone should go out and opportunities post information about to break stuff like that "violates" the DMCA.. printing flyers.. posting them everywhere.. hehe even sticking batches of flyers next to dvd players in major stores would be a good start.
Spirit (noun)
The coming together of balls and stupidity.
Ssshhhhh!! Bruce, it was supposed to be a surprise!!
I'm suprised... reporting that he is going to explain it isn't a $50,000 fine. Have you editors read the fine-print?
'He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.' - Douglas Adams
Damn, Bruce, how do you walk with balls that big?
You cannot apply a technological solution to a sociological problem. (Edwards' Law)
I'd guess his demonstration won't be something on the order of breaking the encryption scheme on DVDs. It will be something so obvious, that people will wonder, "why is that illegal?". Just to so how silly the DMCA is.
perhaps on a site hosted in some country that protects its citizens' right to free inquiry, and expression.
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m93OOLEA0P Post #684
Perens admits, "what happened to Dmitry could conceivably happen to me as well." However, he said he is willing to take the risk.
:-)
Thats a spirit... or is it? If he gets arrested and then jailed nothing would have been accomplished. Only if Lawyers can get him off the hook after he's done this, then it will be a victory.
But something tells me thats is being too optimist...such things happen in fairy tales.. or maybe i am too paranoid.. given the situation.
But every law has a loophole... and the day somebody finds it in here... we can all go home
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America: Home of the free (and the DMCA, MPAA, RIAA...)
so how exactly do you circumvent the region coding for DVDs?
Never mind the spirit. You have to admire his bank balance...
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I would awnser that but i don't have US$500,000 nor a good lawyer to get me off the hook afterwards. :p
Slashdotter does something stupid.
Article at 11.
I'm Bruce Perens, yes, I'm the real Perens
...........
all you other Bruce Perens' are just imitating
so won't the real Bruce Perens please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up
cause I'm Bruce Perens, yes, I'm the real Perens
all you other Bruce Perens' are just imitating
so wont the real Bruce Perens please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up
Sig 11 don't got to cuss in his posts to get Karma
well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too
you think I give a damn about my Karma
half of you trolls can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"but bruce, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird"
why? so you guys can just lie to get me here
so you can sit me here next to Natalie here
shit,Enoch Root's momma better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to trollmastah and Post First
and hear em argue over who modded it down first
little troll, flamed me back on IRC
"yeah, he's fast, but I think he types one-handed, hee hee"
I should download some audio on MP3
and show the world how you released it BSD (aaaaaah)
I'm sick of you little troll and l33t groups
all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you
and there's a million of us just like me
who post like me, who just don't give a fuck like me
who code like me, walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing, but not quite me......
I'm Bruce Perens, yes, I'm the real Perens
all you other Bruce Perens' are just imitating
so won't the real Bruce Perens please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up
cause I'm Bruce Perens, yes, I'm the real Perens
all you other Bruce Perens' are just imitating
so wont the real Bruce Perens please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up
I'm like a head trip to listen to
cause I'm only givin you things
you troll about with your friends inside you rabbit hole
the only difference is I got the balls to say it
in front of ya'll and I aint gotta be false or sugar coated at all
I just get on the web and spit it
and whether you like to admit it (riiip)
I just shit it better than 90% you trollers out can
then you wonder how can
kids eat up these posts like gospel verse
it's funny,cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the chat rooms flirting
cyberin with nurses when I'm jackin off to porno's
and I'm jerkin' but this whole bag of viagra isn't working
in every single person there's a bruce perens lurkin
he could be workin at Micron Inc., spittin on your SDRAM
or in the printer queue, flooding, writin I dont give a fuck
with his windows down and his system up
so will the real perens please stand up
and click 1 of those fingers till you drag up
and be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and 1 more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
I'm Bruce Perens, yes, I'm the real Perens
all you other Bruce Perens' are just imitating
so wont the real Bruce Perens please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up
cause I'm Bruce Perens, yes, I'm the real Perens
all you other Bruce Perens' are just imitating
so wont the real Bruce Perens please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up
I'm Bruce Perens, yes, I'm the real Perens
all you other Bruce Perens' are just imitating
so wont the real Bruce Perens please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up
cause I'm Bruce Perens, yes, I'm the real Perens
all you other Bruce Perens' are just imitating
so wont the real Bruce Perens please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up
haha guess it's a bruce perens in all of us........
fuck it let's all stand up
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe.
If he does get arrested for this, which I think he should not, the following trial may prove one thing: The DMCA is (partially) unconstitutional. I think enough people would voice their opinion that it would herald a major change.
Though he didn't really have to be so open about it.
"If you can get away with DMCA violations, why not?"
We're Doomed
Disclaimer: I'm from the Netherlands, so the heat is still a few kms in front of me...
What I don't understand is that Bruce Perens is an exception to the rule. Whatever happened to civil disobedience as a way to make unambiguously clear that the government has gone too far and needs to rethink it's policies.
If Americans don't stand up more forcefully, the US will either infect the whole world with their orwellian shite or (I sure hope this happens) they will at some point in the near future be ignored as something that a free country cannot follow without losing essential freedoms.
Three cheers to Bruce Perens and anyone who follows his example!
Simon
I love the idea of grabbing "mindshare" (/me crosses himself after uttering evil marketingspeak) through good old-fashioned media whoring. Circus ring tactics are essential in the modern computer business. Remember Jay Leno's TV special introducing Windows 95? Or when that Microsoft dude was dancing or whatever? Steve Jobs practically invented tech-biz dramatics.
This will only help in the battle to get Free Software and the FSF taken more seriously by the public. Maybe we can arrange to have someone dressed in a Tux costume as well. Juggling burning Windows XP CDs.
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We appreciate this so much, Bruce!
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He'll put on his Village People outfit and sing "It's fun to violate the D-M-C-A!".
Good luck. I hope he gets further than Sklyarov.
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The fact that something like this is a demonstration shows how foolish a law the DMCA is. Basically, this is a presentation showing people how to play their own DVDs and yet this is some how illegal. The absurdity of this is stupendous. Hopefully, this will serve to enlighten people as to the idiocy of such legislation.
Here we go, la de da de, I'm linking to a website which contains information on how to circumvent the region coding DRM techonology in a DVD player, la la la
Except I'm not in the US.
OK, I suppose half a million of us will all have to chip in a buck to bail his arse out of Jug. So where do I send the dollar?
Why in the hell is it illegal to modify property that you already own? That just doesnt make sense. If I build my own DVD player from scratch and it can play any region, why should that be illegal? So does this mean I am not allowed to alter my microwave to play DVD's?
So, what company or companies have already agreed to pay the fine if he gets in trouble over this ?? Sure, maybe the guy has got money, but literally throwing away a half-million dollars just to prove a point seems plain stupid to me !
I wonder what will happen if such mr. Perens refuses to pay the fine for the DMCA violation. What will happen? Will they put him in jail for civil disobedience?
I think an individual has the right to disobey to a law that he thinks it's not only useless, but also damaging to the community. If you think this is never true, think about that: 30 years ago black people could not sit in the front part of a bus. Was it right? No. It was a law that didn't affect anyone individually if it was not obeyed.
I know the issue is big, those are only my thoughts. I hope mr. Perens will take a stand against DMCA, and I hope that the media will farily cover this situation.
I also hope for my personal pig to start flying, but that's anoter story.
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It is true that Felton was threatened with a law suit if he were to present non-functional speech on weaknesses in SDMI, but the RIAA would have gotten no where with a law suit, because Felton's speech would not function on its own.
Sklyarov was not arrested for speaking at DefCon. He was arrested because his company sold a copy of its DMCA violating software in the United States, and because he held the copyright on that software.
You can read section 1201 for yourselves. It says:
By the same token, you can publish specs on how to circumvent macrovision. You just can't traffic in the device itself.
I am not a lawyer. If you plan on taking my advice, talk to a lawyer first.
Taken to a larger scale, this is a classic tactic : flooding the oppressor with so many cases that enforcement of the law becomes impossible, provoking the oppressor into stupid actions. Trivial technical violations are to be favored over full scale confrontation because gradual erosion of the oppression in a non-violent way minimizes the likely damage to the parties. In the case of the DMCA, the battlefield is in the livingroom of the average consumer : the banalization of DMCA violations by consumers defending their right will be the turning point of the struggle. Until that point, open daylight is where everyone should stand to fight : a few activists are easy to control, tens of thousands of normal postings from perfectly legitimate sites all over the network are not. Keep posting comrades !
For great justice !
This whole matter of DVD region encoding becomes absurd when you really look at it. Hacking a DVD player to be multi-region is illegal, according to DMCA. But I can import a DVD player from another region, right (if not, why not)? Or build one from scratch, as another poster suggested? So let's say I've got one hacked DVD player, and one imported from the UK, and they'll both play the DVDs I bought in London. They're essentially the same piece of hardware (ignoring for the moment that the hacked player also plays DVDs from my native region -- I guess I could disable that or something), and yet one is illegal. Whose interests are served by that, and why should we consider them to be legitimate?
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But in this case, they're talking about a $500,000 fine. I'm not sure how something like that works out if you can't pay it -- whether they substitute jail time or what. But supposing this guy was fined, and paid it, is that really civil disobedience? Somehow writing the bad guys a check and saying "in your face, man!" lacks the punch of imprisonment.
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Yeah, okay. It's a nice stunt. Like watching Evel Knievel jump over a flaming school bus. We all get to watch as the daredevil makes the jump and we are torn between hoping he makes it and hoping he goes barreling into the bus and gets burned alive. What a spectacle.
But what exactly does it accomplish?
I don't see Perens' stunt accomplishing anything except for boosting Perens' own notoriaty. All this does is create an image that "open source advocate == pirate." This is the political equivalent of a bunch of kids driving past the principal's house with their asses out the car window, honking the horn. It is entertaining in a juevenile sort of way, but it doesn't lower the price of pudding in the cafeteria.
If the Open Source community wants to gain respect from the powers that be, we need to stop acting like children. Check your "H4X0RS RULE!" t-shirt at the door.
Bruce Perens is my new hero, and the embodiment of the true american spirit. What most americans dont realize is that if they are subject to laws that they feel are unjust or unfair, it is their DUTY to disobey them. Now of course, they also must pay the consequences of that disobedience, but enough people protesting and disobeying unjust and unfair laws and those laws get overturned. Slavery, womens right to vote, civil rights, etc all involved people standing up and fighting for what they believed in, and I wish more people did that with respect to the DMCA.
Thanks Bruce, this needed to be done to point out the lunacy, unfairness, and restrictions on our freedom created by the DMCA. Also it helps considerably that this public display/message is being made by an open source luminary such as yourself.
The problem as I see it is that most people just don't "get it", I think you have something planned that will help them to "get it".
Thanks again,
Chip
Does it always take a courageous guy to change the law in the US?
I'm not familiar with the law system of the US.
Which procedure is the "intended" way to change a law?
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So, civil disobedience simply will not work, because Joe will only hear that a bunch of hackers were arrested for stealing stuff.
And with nearly 1% of the U.S. population being prison inmates, a couple thousand computer geeks won't make a goddam bit of difference.
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken - Tyler Durden
According to judge Kaplan, as long as you only do it to exercise your fair-use rights, it is okay. It only becomes illegal when you distribute the device, or provide a circumvention service for other people. The law was intended so that only those with the know-how and resource can circumvent the system. I'm not making this up. That's really what he said.
DMCA is not a specific case, it's just a case that is very visible to us (nerds, geeks, techies, whatever).
The problem here is not about a single law, but it is about a whole system that is showing signs of unrealibility, the so called Democracy.
"From the people, by the people, to the people". DMCA is the proof that the organization that we call Democratic Government and the Representative System is not representing the people, but interests to big corporations.
We need to stop right now this kind of attitude! Our elected representatives are not representing our interests, lobbyists are convincing them to represent their interests. What about the people?
Of course that a healthy economy and low interest rates keeps people satisfied, but this is bread and circus, they keep people working and consuming and keep us happy.
Maybe we should review our concept of freedom, and mainly our concept of democratic government.
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This isn't vietnam or basic civil rights. Not everyone understands what's wrong with this. They understand not wanting to go to war and die. They understand not wanting to get beaten up buy guys in bed sheets.
As long as it works for people, they don't care. How many americans do you think go to another country to purchase a DVD? How many people(again, mostly americans) know there are other operating systems out there not from Microsoft or Apple? Perportionaly, probably very few. It's going to take something incredibly obvious, such as someone getting busted for selling perminant markers which could be used to block out the first track of a copy protected CD. Then people will understand
Wasn't code ruled free speech a while back though? So just explaining the code... wouldn't that be ok? I really don't see how a court can make explaining something can be illegal. He isn't screaming FIRE in a crowd.
What if someone makes something, can they explain it then? What about if they paint the code? Or sing it? Is that ok? Could he sing his whole presentation? Rappers can sing about shooting people and dealing drugs, which are illegal, but a person can't explain a technology?
Sometimes I hate this country and just want to live on a small island in the middle of nowhere....
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To change a law in the court system, a person must demonstrate actual harm; that is, unnecessary or unconstitutional government action necessary to apply a law. To change it in the legislature, one must have millions of dollars, strong connections to established corporations and industries, and possibly dirt on one or more senators/congressmen. For the average guy, changing the law is either impossible or so difficult as to be for all intents and purposes impossible. Any more questions about our fscked up system over here?
First off... Doing it "Fragrantly"? You mean break the law while smelling nice? Okay... just kidding about that. I understood what you were getting at...
I have to say that you might be forgetting the fact that our penal system, in the US, is beginning to move into a commercialized configuration. There is serious money in holding criminals in jail cells whether you are the State or a corporation that is payed by the State.
Now, if you were such a corporation would you rather have hardened killers locked up in your cells, or softie computer geeks? Both could end up giving you the same amount of revenue from the State, only with the geeks there would be a VERY docile population. I don't know a large number of geeks that are able to back up many physical threats.
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If you ignore the other uses of a tool, does that make the tool less useful, or you less useful?
When laws get opressing this is what a person who values freedom does.
The cost of freedom is high and this is what this will show. People who do not appreciate freedom dont really deserve it. Bruce wants to be free... and he dosent mind going to jail for it.
If somebody makes a law in your hometown that forbids you to reheat a particular brand of pizza wont you be up in arms.
This is not really out of context...The DVD is a particular brand of DATA you bought, you wanted to see it so you bought it...If DMCA wants to tell you how to eat your pizza..... thats pretty questionable
PPl may argue that it is tu curb Piracy... but does it. Only the avg chap who bought his fab movie for 20$$ cant see it, the pirater sits in his basement and makes a million VCD's out of it.
The lawmakers know that changing the law to make it sensible will increase the effort for lawkeepers... but if they dont want the extra effort in catching the thief why do you pay your bills and taxes... if they want to assume all citizens are thiefs until proven innocent they will get honest citizens actually acting like theifs.
To boil it down it all comes down to the ideology. Bruce has chosen freedom and he is willing to go to jail. If you are willing to sit and let them take away your freedom atleast dont insult someone who is putting up a fight atleast
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I might get arrested upon entering the US for doing nothing more than running a mirror site containing a region crack for my DVD player? Hell, even if I just send it to a friend via email I'm still in violation.
Just a small question, are your senators pissing the world off intentionally or is it really just by accident?
Well, it depends what side you're on I suppose. Allow me to illustrate.
Citizens: Citizens go about changing laws by visiting their representatives, petitioning congress, and forming awareness groups to the issues that the law will address. Unfortunately they're usually never listened to unless a tragic death is involved, at which point the law will be passed with as much fanfare and gusto possible for those looking to win the next election.
Senate: Argue constantly over a given law, repeatedly producing different versions of what was originally put on the table. Eventually produce something that only vaguely resembles the original.
Big Media: Entertain the masses to grab up huge amounts of money, form a monopoly in respective industry. Use millions of dollars for "campaign contributions" that ensure various senators will help get that pesky list of draconian DRM laws passed.
I suppose American politics can all be narrowed down to such simple structures.
I agree, and am catching the next flight to beautiful socialist Europe!
Good on him for doing this, I'm glad he is, but the US get the cheapest DVDs anyway - why do you want to play non-US DVDs?
In the UK the DVD price is about twice as much for the same version with different region encoding so I can understand UK users hacking their DVD players and buying US DVDs from Amazon, but why in the US?
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Circle-snotting leader Jeff Homos Masterbates states that there are 7000 snotters of the circle-snot. How many users of anal snot are there? Lets see. The number of circle-snotting versus anal snot posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 anal snot users. SnotOS posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of anal snot posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of SnotOS. A recent article put the circle-snot at about 80 percent of the Taco-snotting market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 circle-snot users. This is consistent with the number of circle-snot Usenet posts.
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I don't like it any more than you do. However, one must extend one's thinking.
While it's true that large corporations tend to own the majority of eachother's stock and the "old boy's club" keeps the board of directors seats filled with folks that trade favors, the rest of the stock is owned by you and me for things like college funds for our children and our retirement.
There is a real conflict of interest between wanting to have freedom and personal liberty and not get gouged as a consumer and wanting to triple the value of your stock investment in 5 years.
The trick, as always, is to accept a healthy balance - to check one's greed, but also to expect to pay prices for things that allow healthy profits. Few people sit only on one side of the equation.
I am not disagreeing with you. The DMCA is horrible legislation and it stifles democracy. Any system in which the people can so easily be bought out is not a healthy democracy. I'm just trying to remind everyone that the interests of large corporations are not necessarily at odds with your own interests by default. It does seem the the pendulum has swung to the side of the large corporations operating as profiteering tyrants. Hopefully common sense will prevail and the pendulum will swing back toward center.
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Knowledge is like ignorance.. too much can be just as bad as not enough.
Even better would be to violate the DMCA, and then invite hundreds of people from the crowd to come up on stage and violate it as well.
Picture that on the world news : hundreds of computer users arrested for talking about DVD Region Coding.
One person thrown in jail = terrible shame.
Hundreds of people thrown in jail = message gets across.
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Im sick, the guy replies.
You sound all right.
No, Im really sick. Believe me.
Listen, you were fine yesterday, and we have a lot of work today. I want you in here. You cant be that sick!
Dude, I just banged my sister. Dont tell me Im not sick.
A little girl accompanied her father to the barbershop. While her dad received a haircut, the little girl stood next to the barber chair, enjoying a snack cake. The barber smiled at her and said, Sweetheart, youre going to get hair on your Twinkie.
I know, the little girl replied. Im gonna get tits, too.
An older man and a small boy walk hand in hand through the woods.
Boy: These woods sure are spooky!
Man: You think youre scared, Ive gotta walk out of here alone.
Whats the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
One walked on the moon, and the other rapes little boys.
Has anyone read Michael Jacksons new book, The Ins and Outs of Child Rearing?
Q: Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
A: I dont cum all over the golden delicious apple before I take a bite out of it.
Q: Whats the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend?
A: I dont kiss my girlfriend after sex.
Q: Whats the difference between a dead baby and a table?
A: You cant fuck a table.
Q: Whats special about a dead baby over all other forms of life?
A: You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter.
Q: What do you have when you have four dead babies, take away two, and add five more?
A: An orgy!
Q: Whats better than three 14 year-olds?
A: 14 three year-olds.
Q: Whats white and bobs up and down in a babys crib?
A: A pdophiles ass.
Q: Whats the safest way to play with a baby?
A: With a condom.
Q: Whats more fun than feeling up a dead baby?
A: Feeling up a dead baby with three nipples.
Q: What does a baby and a Pinto have in common?
A: Theyre fun to ride until they die.
Q: What do you get whan you dislocate a dead babys jaw?
A: Deep throat.
Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a grandmother?
A: Grandmothers dont die when you fuck them in the ass.
Q: Whats the best sound in the world?
A: Hearing dead babys hips crack under pressure!
Q: Whats worse than a having sex with a dead baby?
A: Having sex with a dead baby filled with razor blades.
Q: How do you stop a baby from choking?
A: Take your dick out of its mouth.
Q: Whats worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning?
A: Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
Q: How do you make a baby cry twice?
A: Wipe your bloody cock on his teddy bear.
Whats better than sex with a twelve year-old boy?
Absolutely nothing.
- posted by poopbot: information likes to be narrow
DUm8Hby3dE Post #691
Perens will not be arrested and other than Slashdot, little or no media coverage will take place. When asked, the official spokesman for the RIAA and the MPAA, will simply state, it is not their intention to use the DMCA to stifle free speech. It will be very anticlimatic.
The advantage to this is, it could be used as leverage in the future to get people off by proving the DMCA is being applied selectivly. Maybe the DMCA hasn't been proven unconstitutional at this point, but maybe the application of the law is unconstitutional.
"Our products just aren't engineered for security,"
-Brian Valentine,VP in charge of MS Windows Development
Well, that's the picture I get from the media too - but I was asking if the US legal system has built-in procedure for corrections *after* a law has been adopted.
-- From Denmark
Perens is a genious. You can't fight the DMCA by any sort of legistlative means. That is more or less a contest of money. Huge DMCA friendly corporations are always going to win there. Perens, is ignoring that useless method. He is going to proved the invalidity of the DMCA by going the the courts. The only thing they answer to (ideally, anyways) is the Constitution. Hopefully Perens will be able to argue in front of an objective judge. So many other positions of power are tainted these days. Good luck Bruce!!!
Well what if he offers the explanation of how to use a marker to defeat copy protected audio CD and then gives out a box of them?
Wouldnt that fall under trafficing?
---- Booth was a patriot ----
A Linux user goes back.
/etc/fstab file so that it always automounted when plugged in. I was very impressed.
/dev/null, once I find where that actually is.
By Tony âoekNIGitsâ Collins.
Introduction...
In much of today's online news, we hear of how many people are migrating to GNU/Linux. What we don't seem to hear much of, is users going back to their old operating systems. The reason for this article is to say that I've done just that.
Yes, I've gone back. After three and a half years of trying to make GNU/Linux work on the desktop, I've decided that it's simply too hard for the average home user. Before I go into my reasons for going back, let me outline what I believe an 'average' home user is. Mr Joe Average is someone who wants to install their OS, boot it up, and it works. He wants to be able to upgrade his PC , and have the hardware work in a few short minutes. He wants to read email, browse the web, talk to his mates online, and play some games. Feel free to disagree with me, this is merely how I see myself. Note: I'm not referring to Grandma using Linux, or even my mum using it. I'm referring to average users who know a little about their computer.
Three and a half years; that's how long I've been trying to make Linux work on my desktop computer. Right about now, I'm sure that you are now screaming that I didn't try hard enough, or that I'm just plain stupid. Let me assure you that this is not the case. Stupid users don't doggedly stick at something for three and a half years, trying distribution after distribution in the hope of finding the holy grail of Linux desktops. They give up in less than a few hours of trying to (unsuccessfully) install RedHat Linux. Hear now my sad tale of why Linux isn't suitable for my desktop.
Some background...
The year is 1998. I've had my Windows '95 computer for around six months. Frustrated with the constant crashes, I desperately asked an online mate for help. Even though he was a windows user, he calmly suggested that I try something I'd never come across before...
âoeLinux, eh? Never heard of it.â
âoeOh, it's a free OS that you can download. Apparently it doesn't crash much. Just do an online search for it.â
Armed with this meagre knowledge, I set out on my quest for the ultimate stable operating system. I searched online, and found places where you could even buy copies of Linux! So, I left the comfort of my warm study, and returned forty minutes later with my first Linux boxed set â" RedHat Linux 5.2. After initially balking at the very basic installer (and few false starts), I had it up and running on my lovely AMD K6-233. I even got X working in no time at all. Then the system booted up for the first time.... and it was dead ugly. I had a very stable new OS, but I didn't even want to look at it. I was happy that I had several installed interfaces to choose from, but none of them appealed to me whatsoever. Wanting to download a nicer interface led me to my next problem.
I had absolutely no idea how to even get this nice, stable OS onto the internet! After reinstalling windows and RedHat in a dual-boot configuration, I got the help I needed by using Windows and USENET. Strangely enough, I can still remember the name of the long-suffering person who helped me get RedHat online, but that's another story. After looking around online, I discovered KDE. Only up to version one, it was the closest thing I had to a completely useable Linux system. I downloaded all the KDE packages for RedHat 5.2, only to discover another distro called Mandrake, that came with KDE preinstalled and configured. Back to my local distributor, and I was set.
Mandrake with KDE was exactly what I needed at that stage in my Linux using life, and I stuck with it for over a year and a half. Always seeking the 'perfect' desktop OS, I followed releases from version 5.3 all the way through to 7.0. Eventually I became dissatisfied with Mandrake, and briefly tried a number of other distros until I finally settled on Debian. I was impressed by the simple power, configurability, and the ease of upgrade that is apt-get. I felt good about being among the uber-elite Debian user community. Needless to say, I learned a lot about how to configure hardware under Linux during my time with Debian. I learned to sift through the old HOWTOs on Linux Doc until I found something suitable and accurate, I learned to utilize the power of USENET and IRC. Life was good.
Right now you must be wondering; âoeWhere is this leading? This guy seemed quite happy with Linux!â. True, I was. After a while, I decided I didn't want to have fine-grained control. I wanted something simple. I was getting tired of the 'stable' Debian release being so out of date, and the 'unstable' distribution being so... well... unstable. I got tired of having to recompile my kernel every time I got new hardware. I got tired of using command line to talk to my PC. It was time for a change. I had good experiences years ago with Mandrake, so I figured I'd try it again. As good as Mandrake 8.1 was, it wasn't what I was after. SuSE Linux 8.0 Professional (boxed set) was installed onto my PC instead.
I have to stop at this point, and say that SuSE Linux 8.0 (Pro) is the best Linux distribution that I've ever used. It has an easy installer, reasonable hardware support, and comes with the very good KDE 3.0. The box contains seven CDROMS, one DVD and three decent books that would help even the most inexperienced user get up and going. YaST2 is a decent graphical system configuration tool. When (not if) I go back to Linux, I'll definitely try SuSE again. However, there are quite a number of things that have improve (or change completely) before I'll consider going back. Read on for my brief list of things that must must get better before I'll switch back from the Microsoft camp.
Where GNU/Linux needs to improve...
X11
The X Window System is an awesomely powerful, network transparent graphical subsystem. It's perfectly suited to running applications from remote servers. However, this is NOT what a home user needs. My experience with X is that it's too big, bloated, slow and unstable to be any good to the home user. Most crashes that I ever experienced with Linux have been X's fault. My servers don't run X, and they never crash.
What home users need is something small and fast, so they can run local applications efficiently. I would like to see the X Window System dumped in favour of a hardware accelerated framebuffer, running something like directFB or Qtopia. Home users need a small, fast graphical subsystem, with built in 3d support. BeOS seemed to be on the right track before they went under.
Fonts are truly awful under X. Most distributions ship with appalling fonts, and there is no standard way to add additional (nicer) fonts to the system. Even after extra fonts have eventually been added, many applications (eg Abiword, Staroffice) refuse to use the new fonts anyway. Perhaps the framebuffer-based graphical subsystem I suggested could incorporate decent font support, and use a readable naming scheme as well.
Drivers
While having access to the latest version of the kernel is a good thing for developers, for home users it can be a nightmare. Got RedHat Linux 7.3? Perhaps you run SuSE 7.3 or Debian 2.2. You'll have to download a binary package specific to your distro. (I'm assuming that home users won't change their default kernel, but if they did, that binary package wouldn't even work!) Hardware manufacturers should be able to provide one single driver that works on all minor versions of a major kernel release. This way it would work will all current distros, instead of having to provide multiple binaries or source code. Hardware manufacturers don't want to give out the source, as this often gives away trade secrets about how their hardware is designed.
The solution seems to be to make binary drivers work on a variety of kernel versions. I'm not sure if this is even possible with the way the kernel is designed (I'm no kernel hacker), but it would go a long way toward making Linux more accessible to the home user. Even if the kernel needs to be redesigned to support this, then in my opinion, it should be done. Linux users are always clamouring for drivers... perhaps if the kernel had something like this, it might one day become a reality.
Hardware setup
While SuSE Linux 8.0 gave me some good experiences with hardware detection (such as automatic download of NVIDIA drivers), it also let me down as in this area.
The good: I recently borrowed a digital camera from a mate at work, to take photos of my case mod. Imagine how happy I was when I plugged it into my nearest USB port, and it was automatically configured (as a SCSI device) and mounted! SuSE even added it to my
The bad: Along came my new IDE CDRW drive. At AU$99, I couldn't pass up the purchase. Plugging it in gave me no joy. I was very disappointed that a device so common couldn't be detected and automatically configured under a modern operating system. The instructions on the SuSE support site said to add lines to lilo.conf and reboot. While this is a perfectly acceptable way to get hardware working for a geek familiar with *NIX, I believe that a home user shouldn't have to do more than plug it in. It's an IDE device, it's not that complicated!
The ugly: Once the hardware was finally working (as a pseudo-scsi drive), the next hurdle was to find decent graphical tools to burn and copy CDs. I finally settled on CDBakeOven, an above average KDE application. It burned CDs from data on the hard drive, but for some reason cdrecord (the command line backend) refused to allow me to copy a cd directly. Yes, it was installed SUID root. CD copying is such a basic function nowadays, why is it so hard to do under GNU/Linux?
Software distribution
I'll put this simply. I'm a home user, not a programmer. Why on earth should I have to compile the software I want to use? I know that having the source available is a good thing, but I'll say it again: I'm no programmer. I just want to install software and run it.
This leads to another point. Although having package databases (such as the rpm and deb systems use) is great, there should definitely be seperation between system packages and additionally installed software. There needs to be a standard installer and database for user-installed applications such as word processors, email clients and games, and it should be seperate from the rpm or deb databases used for system software such as lilo, init and cron. This will make it much easier for home users to know what applications they have installed on their PC, and to easily uninstall them if necessary, without knowing some arcane commands and weird package names.
Support
There is a huge wealth of knowledge among the thousands (millions?) of people that run GNU/Linux around the world. If you have a problem, odds are that someone out there can help you, often for free. This is one of the linux platform's greatest strengths. However, Linux users are also its greatest weakness. This may not apply to most of the community, but there is a very vocal minority that gives Linux a bad name. To every Linux user that has ever helped a newbie, I thank you. I have been helped by many a guru, often when I've been asking the simplest of questions. It's the remainder that are a problem.
I once heard a song by Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie called Every OS Sucks, where Linux users were described as 'elitist nerdy shmucks'. Sadly this is true for much of the 'community'. Too many consider themselves better than the rest of the world because they run Linux. Can you believe that? It's just a computer operating system, but somehow they think that it makes them better than those people who run systems such as Microsoft Windows! Elitism drives people away, as does saying âoeRTFMâ or belittling people who choose a different distro from yourself.
'Nuff said about that.
So what now?
Well, I decided to go back to a Microsoft platform. Initially being paranoid after reading things about DRM and spyware, I bit the bullet and installed Microsoft Windows XP. Like every OS, it has good and bad points; most of which you can learn about from online reviewers. I'll just point out several things that make me want to keep using it instead of GNU/Linux.
Fast graphical subsystem: Windows has lighting quick graphics, both 2d and 3d. There's no denying it. When I move a window, it refreshes so fast that I don't miss X11 at all. While not quite as nice as some other operating systems, font support is outstanding compared to XFree86.
Drivers: Point and click to install (as a superuser, of course). Windows warns you if the driver isn't likely to work properly, and can roll back to working drivers if you deliberately choose to install one that hoses your system.
Hardware setup: My CDRW worked right away, without a hitch. I am able to drag and drop files from the Explorer file manager to the CDRW icon and they get added to the list of things to burn. A quick install of Nero Burning Rom, and I was able to make a backup copy of my game CDs. (I don't like taking originals to LANs where they can get destroyed or stolen).
Software distribution: All windows software comes in binaries, either with an installer or in a zip file. I hope to never compile an application ever again. Software designed for a different version of windows is 99% guaranteed to run, but if not, there is always 'compatibility mode'. One thing to note, however: Applications designed for single user versions of windows usually only run properly as a superuser, and this includes 3d games. I expect this to be rectified as the rest of the Windows world catches up to a multi-user environment.
I can't comment on the Windows using community yet. I've not yet had a problem that a simple point and click couldn't fix. However, I will say that my original concern with Windows '95 has been addressed in Windows XP. The stability is finally there.
Final Notes
In conclusion, I'd just like to make it known that I haven't completely abandoned the Linux community. My home server still runs Mandrake, and IPCop on my gateway/firewall. There is no way I'd ever put any form of Windows on my server, nor would I ever connect a Windows PC directly to the internet without a *NIX gateway in between. Microsoft has a history of poor security, so I protect myself the only way I know how; using Linux. I will continue to advocate the use of GNU/Linux in the server arena. This is where its strength lies at the moment.
Because of their history of spreading virii, I don't use the applications that Microsoft has provided with Windows XP. My wife and I use Mozilla for web browsing and email, OpenOffice.org for word processing, and Psi (Jabber client) for instant messaging. All of these are true multi-user win32 programs, and are perfectly interoperable with their Linux counterparts.
I expect that the Linux community will have something to say about this article; I welcome comments and constructive criticism. Flames will be automatically sent to the Windows equivalent of
By Tony âoekNIGitsâ Collins
- posted by poopbot: because even your grandmother can use lunix
MTDipykXGe Post #692
Am I the only one with a mental image of John Belushi, back in the heyday of Saturday Night Live?
"The producers have told me I can do whatever I want. I will now perform a live DMCA violation on stage."
(voice-over) "Go ahead, Bruce."
"...with a member of the audience."
(voice-over) "Okay, go ahead."
RMS jumps up on stage and... oh never mind.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= John Reinert Nash -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
It can happen, just ask my wife, but I do not understand how modifying a DVD player (that I purchased) to play a DVD (that I purchased) is in violation of anything. I completely understand that my copying a DVD and giving it to a friend (or god forbid, selling it) is wrong and a crime but we are not talking about that here. If the DMCA were not so broad and publisher friendly, this scenario would be considered far-use, right? So where is the problem, besides movie and record company greed?
I have to use this cause I can't afford a real sig...
Well, freebruce.com and freebruce.org are already taken. Someone want to register the .net, .tv, .info, .biz and .us domains to set up a "Free Bruce Perens" web site?
"Those who would sacrifice liberty for security deserve neither!"
On the other hand a person had to give up the business to buy large quantities of Regio 1 DVDs (namely U.S. american ones) and sell them in Germany, after he got a cease-and-desist-letter.
So the situation in Germany is somewhat paradox. It seems as if a shop is allowed to offer the service to unlock the regiocode for a fee, but importing DVDs from the U.S. and selling them in Germany is not.
felten et al. later published their paper in the usenix security conference, but only after usenix put its money and its reputation on the table by indemnifying the authors and (along with eff) countersuing the riaa and the department of justice.
usenix rocks.
parturiunt montes, nascetur ridiculus mus
region coding isn't a copy prevention mechanism.
And he answered you. If you feel that a law is unjust, you can take it the courts. The US government gets sued all of the time over issues such as this. It's just that those cases are not as "newsworthy" as Bruce Perens getting on stage trying to piss somebody off.
Bruce Perens is planning to play DVDs from various regions on a modified player. Given that the DMCA covers devices as well as actions, the MPAA could just send in the cops to confiscate the player and arrest Perens for possession before he ever gets onstage.
Just a thought.
Senate Majority Leader Tom Daschle quietly slipped into a spending bill language exempting his home state of South Dakota from environmental regulations and lawsuits, in order to allow logging in an effort to prevent forest fires. Top Stories
The move discovered yesterday by fellow lawmakers angered Western legislators whose states were forced to obey those same rules as they battled catastrophic wildfires.
"What's good for the Black Hills should be good for every forest in the United States," said Sen. Larry E. Craig, Idaho Republican and chairman of the Senate Republican Policy Committee.
Mr. Daschle, a Democrat, said the language to expedite logging is essential to reduce the timber growth that can fuel wildfires.
"As we have seen in the last several weeks, the fire danger in the Black Hills is high and we need to get crews on the ground as soon as possible to reduce this risk and protect property and lives," Mr. Daschle said in a statement late Monday night after a House-Senate conference committee agreed on the language.
The language was tucked inside the defense supplemental spending bill, which passed the House last night by a 397-32 vote. The overall measure, which spends $29 billion, will be taken up by the Senate today.
The provision says that "due to extraordinary circumstances," timber activities will be exempt from the National Forest Management Act and National Environmental Policy Act, is not subject to notice, comment or appeal requirements under the Appeals Reform Act, and is not subject to judicial review by any U.S. court.
More than 20 lawsuits, appeals or reviews are blocking timber projects to remove fuel from the Black Hills -- some bottled up in bureaucracy since 1985, say Republican aides.
"After hearing all the hand-wringing from environmentalists downplaying the impact of appeals and litigation, it's nice to see that the highest-ranking Democrat in the nation agrees that these frivolous challenges have totally crippled forest managers," said Rep. Scott McInnis, Colorado Republican and chairman of the House Resources subcommittee on forests and forest health.
Mr. Daschle said his measure is the "fastest and most effective way to get the forest thinned."
"To be effective, any piece of legislation must be crafted in a way that avoids more time-consuming litigation, and this deal should meet that critical test," Mr. Daschle said.
House and Senate Republicans signaled they would try to extend the exemptions to forests in their own states.
"He should expect that and he should support it," Mr. Craig said.
More than 50,000 fires have torched 3.7 million acres this summer, the National Interagency Fire Center reported yesterday.
"It will be interesting indeed to find out if what's good for Mr. Daschle's goose is also good for the West's gander. We intend to find out," Mr. McInnis said.
Environmental groups oppose timber cutting as a form of fire prevention, and some groups contend that logging activities constitute the sort of human actions that cause forest fires.
"It's like giving people the mumps vaccine during a measles outbreak because you don't have a measles vaccine," said Jeff Kessler, spokesman for the Biodiversity Conservation Alliance.
"You appear to be doing something that matters, when instead all you are doing is eroding the rule of law," Mr. Kessler said.
The provision to allow logging in the Norbeck Wildlife Preserve and Beaver Park was first included in the farm bill by Rep. John Thune, South Dakota Republican, who is challenging Democratic Sen. Tim Johnson for his seat in November.
It was killed by Mr. Daschle and Mr. Johnson under pressure from environmental groups, congressional aides said.
"They caved to the national environmental groups during the farm bill and got destroyed back home because of it, so they really didn't have any choice but to join Mr. Thune," one Republican aide said.
The Biodiversity Conservation Alliance opposes logging in the Black Hills and is threatening to sue to stop such activities.
Rep. J.D. Hayworth, Arizona Republican, where more than a half-million acres have been destroyed by fire, said the process should have been open and the solution available to all states in a "tinderbox situation."
"It certainly can only be described as blatant hypocrisy on behalf of the Senate leader to claim on one hand to be the champion of the environment and then on the other hand to cut a special deal for his home state," Mr. Hayworth said.
"What he is proving today is that true environmentalists are willing to have effective forest management. This is a classic case of somebody saying one thing for political posturing, and doing another for public policy," Mr. Hayworth said.
"We're trying to rebound from the worst fires in our history -- hundreds of homes, thousands of lives shattered -- we're on emergency footing in the White Mountains of Arizona trying to rebuild people's lives," Mr. Hayworth said.
"Believe me, if we had the option to take advantage of this for Arizona, you better believe we would have."
The typical way to change a law in the US is to drive a dump truck full of money up to a few congressmen, who will draft and introduce your desired legislation, then donate a shitload more to everyone else to get it passed. It's a free country, is there any other (effective) way ?
Credits: onby
1. Introduction
As everyone knows, Open Source software is the wave of the future. With the market share of GNU/Linux and *BSD increasing every day, interest in Open Source Software is at an all time high.
Developing software within the Open Source model benefits everyone. People can take your code, improve it and then release it back to the community. This cycle continues and leads to the creation of far more stable software than the 'Closed Source' shops can ever hope to create.
So you're itching to create that Doom 3 killer but don't know where to start? Read on!
2. First Steps
The most important thing that any Open Source project needs is a Sourceforge page. There are tens of thousands of successful Open Source projects on Sourceforge; the support you receive here will be invaluable.
OK, so you've registered your Sourceforge project and set the status to '0: Pre-Thinking About It', what's next?
3. Don't Waste Time!
Now you need to set up your SourceForge homepage. Keep it plain and simple - don't use too many HTML tags, just knock something up in VI. Website editors like FrontPage and DreamWeaver just create bloated eye-candy - you need to get your message to the masses!
4. Ask For Help
Since you probably can't program at all you'll need to try and find some people who think they can. If your project is a game you'll probably need an artist too. Ask for help on your new Sourceforge pages. Here is an example to get you started:
"Hi there! Welcom to my SorceForge page! I am planing to create a Fisrt Person Shooter game for Linux that is going to kick Doom 3's ass! I have loads of awesome ideas, like giant robotic spiders! I need some help thouh as I cant program or draw. If you can program or draw the tekstures please get in touch! K thx bye!"
Thousands of talented programmers and artists hang out at Sourceforge ready to devote their time to projects so you should get a team together in no time!
5. The A-Team
So now you have your team together you are ready to change your projects status to '1: Pre-Bickering'. You will need to discuss your ideas with your team mates and see what value they can add to the project. You could use an Instant Messaging program like MSN for this, but since you run Linux you'll have to stick to e-mail.
Don't forget that YOU are in charge! If your team doesn't like the idea of giant robotic spiders just delete them from the project and move on. Someone else can fill their place and this is the beauty of Open Source development. The code might end up a bit messy and the graphics inconsistant - but it's still 'Free as in Speech'!
6. Getting Down To It
Now that you've found a team of right thinking people you're ready to start development. Be prepared for some delays though. Programming is a craft and can take years to learn. Your programmer may be a bit rusty but will probably be writing "hello world" programs after school in no time.
Closed Source games like Doom 3 use the graphics card to do all the hard stuff anyhow, so your programmer will just have to get the NVidia 'API' and it will be plain sailing! Giant robot spiders, here we come!
7. The Outcome
So it's been a few years, you still have no files released or in CVS. Your programmer can't get enough time on the PC because his mother won't let him use it after 8pm. Your artist has run off with a Thai She-Male. Your project is still at '1: Pre-Bickering'...
Congratulations! You now have a successful Open Source project on Sourceforge! Pat yourself on the back, think up another idea and do it all again! See how simple it is?
- posted by poopbot: for all your crapflooding needs
bA2aODCtDP Post #693
Beginning from August 1. here in switzerland we are not even allowed to import or buy/sell (at least the businesses, I'm not sure about individuals) any other DVDs than those with region code 2.
This is going to kill some small businesses that are specializing for imported DVDs.
And more importantly, at least for me,
there are certain DVDs with code 2 that don't even have the original language audio track. And I WANT to see any film in the original spoken language with subtitles.... if it's not in english.
Our only hope in beating things like the DMCA is to use technology. Continuing to fight in the courts and in government is fighting on the enemy's turf, where he is strongest.
Our strength is technology. Efforts should be devoted to making laws like the DMCA technologically irrelevant or unenforceable, instead of spending time and money trying to work within a corrupt system that corporations defined and corporations control.
Further, if you fight with something universal, like technology, your efforts will help combat this type of thing throughout the world, and not just in the United States.
We will never win at their game. The only way is to make them play at ours.
Having recently watched Minority Report, I can't help but imagine the DMCA Police arresting Bruce thirty seconds before he actually breaks the law...
?Who controls the past now, controls the future.
Who controls the present now controls the past.?
So, Bruce, if you're listening, how about getting all the details of your speech printed up and distributed through the crowd by 100's of volunteers, and also via many websites all over the world??
It may or may not add to the size of the hole they dig for you, but at least those of us that can't attend will know what you said...
And anyone planning on attending, please take a video camera so that even if major news broadcasters decline to cover the event, the rest of us can inundate local news stations with outraged comments - "Arrested for playing a DVD" indeed!!
OPEN SOURCE MISCONCEPTIONS
By Serial Troller
Myth: Open Source is written by heterosexuals.
Fact: All Open Source development is done by raging homosexuals. The more flaming examples include Anal Cox, Linus Turdballs, Eric Ass-Reaming Raymond, and the entire Slashdot crew. The ringleader of the slashdotters, a man named CmdrTaco, engages in a practice known as Taco-snotting, along with his faggot-buddies Jeff Homos Bates and CowBoiKneel.
Myth: Open Source is written for heterosexuals.
Fact: Using Open Source software can cause suppressed homosexual fantasies to surface, leading to all out flaming faggotry within 6-8 weeks. Anecdotes of otherwise hetero men turning queer are far too numerous to count, but a few examples stand out. In one case, a man was arrested loitering outside an elementary school and making sexual overtures to several children: he quickly confessed that shortly after installing the Mozilla browser on his computer, he began to have uncontrollable urges to, to put it simply, have his cock sucked off by little boys. He soon met several other like-minded men through discussions on the Bugger Zilla mailing list (all already homosexuals), who together kidnapped a total of seven children whom they brought back to their apartment and sodomized. The other two men are still at large and believed to still be using Mozilla.
Myth: Open Source is multicultural.
Fact: Open Source is openly racist.
Myth: Open Source is democratic.
Fact: Open Source is controlled by a few narrow-minded zealots (mentioned throughout this post), most of whom are either Communists, Stalinists, Nazis, or Fascists. Additionally, Open Source supports terrorism.
Myth: Open Source is tolerant of religious preferences.
Fact: Open Source developers regularly engage in holy wars over the superiority of various Open Source projects, such as the Emacs program (preferred by Christians) versus vi (used mostly by neo-pagans and Satanists); or the KDE desktop (a favorite among Muslims) versus the GNOME project (particularly favored by Jews). Posts initiating crusades or jihads against other developers can be found regularly throughout the newsgroups and mailing lists.
Myth: Open Source is tolerant of sexual preference.
Fact: See above. Either you are a homo, you become a homo, or you never visit Richard Stallman alone in his office and hope to God you never meet him on the street at night.
Myth: Open Source is tolerant of political differences.
Fact: Open Source is an anarcho-communist philosophy bent on the destruction of capitalism. The very same Richard Stallman, a man whose name is disturbingly reminiscent of Stalin, has stated several times in public that his vision includes the subjugation of all who own intellectual properties under the jackboot of the GPL. The GPL is a pernicious piece of literature lifted straight from Karl Marxs Communist Manifesto, and is fortunately banned in many democratic nations.
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Myth: Open Source programming is a harlmess, healthy activity.
Fact: Open Source programming has been known to lead to massive obesity, violent tendencies with an obsession with handguns, paranoid-delusional ranting, and in severe cases, complete insanity. If anyone you know is thinking about going Open Source, stop them before its too late!
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p9Kud8k9ML Post #695
Here in Austria it is possible to buy code-free dvd-players completely legal in any shop. And most shops give you the possibility to remove the code-lock, if your player has one. So what?
Keep open minded - but not that open your brain falls out...
THE OFFICIAL TACO-SNOTTING FAQ [slashdot.org]
:) Join me in a WIPO-snot?
By J. Wipo Troll, Esq. [slashdot.org], $Revision: 1.16 $
[This article attempts to document a vile, ungodly practice that runs rampant through the homosexual geek and hacker community, a practice known as âoeTaco-snotting,â or simply âoesnotting.â Taco-snotting is something that few geeks dare talk about in free or open conversation, but it is nonetheless a widely-practiced and dangerous form of homosexuality. If you or anyone you know has ever engaged in Taco-snotting, please get professional help [adequacy.org] before it is too late. â"ed.]
Why do I keep receiving emails from an individual calling himself âoeCmdrTacoâ?
You have been receiving unsolicited mailings from a certain Robert âoeCmdrTacoâ Malda [cmdrtaco.net], owner of the popular technology website slashdot.org [slashdot.org]. Actually, itâ(TM)s not a very âoepopularâ site in the common sense of the word; the site is rife with pimply, antisocial geeks and hackers, zit-faced nerds, communists, dirty GNU hippies [yahoo.com], and other societal rejects and outcasts. Itâ(TM)s also home to one of the worldâ(TM)s largest suspected pædophile rings, the infamous âoeSlashdot crew.â
Whenever Mr. Malda gets bored (and who wouldnâ(TM)t, running a site like Slashdot all day), he roams through the user database, penis in hand, looking for people who might enjoy engaging in homosexual activities with him. How he determines this is anyoneâ(TM)s guess; but if you have a homosexual-sounding nickname, or a nick with a letter of the English alphabet in it, youâ(TM)re a potential candidate.
This time, he found you. Lucky you.
Mr. Malda seems to be speaking in some sort of code. Do you know what it means?
CmdrTacoâ(TM)s code language is relatively easy to decipher. This pervert prefers to speak in thinly-veiled sexual innuendo (yes, thatâ(TM)s right: he wants you) to evade the watchful eye of Slashdotâ(TM)s parent corporation, VA Software [yahoo.com]. Mr. Maldaâ(TM)s âoeCommanderâ is, of course, his penis: a small, withered little thing that lives in his pants and only comes out in the presence of other male geeks or at the beck and call of Maldaâ(TM)s own lubed-up right hand. His âoeTaco bells [sonymusic.com]â are the shriveled testicles that droop beneath his Commander, and his âoeTaco sauceâ is his thin, runny semen. It should be more than obvious to you now what he means if he asked you to âoering his Taco bellsâ or âoetaste his gourmet Taco sauce.â
I would also guess CmdrTaco asked you to engage in a practice known as âoeTaco-snottingâ and, if he was in a particularly depraved mood at the time, a âoecircle-snot.â
Good Lord. And, yes, he did. What is âoeTaco-snottingâ?
âoeTaco-snottingâ is the term used by Robert Malda to refer to the depraved act of fellating another man (homo- or heterosexual; CmdrTaco is rumoured to prefer raping unwilling victims), then blowing the semen out his nose and back onto the face and body of his victim. Naturally, a long, bubbly stream of milky-white semen is left on CmdrTacoâ(TM)s face [go.com], dribbling out of his nose and down his cheek: hence the term, âoeTaco-snotting.â
And if thatâ(TM)s not bad enoughâ¦
A âoecircle-snotâ is a Taco-snotting circle-jerk, another practice common among the Slashdot crew [bastardgenres.com]. CmdrTaco, CowboiKneel [aol.com], and Homos get together and snot each other with their gooey, sticky cum â" spooging their jizz-snot all over each otherâ(TM)s faces and pasty, white bodies, until theyâ(TM)re covered head to toe with their own and each otherâ(TM)s man juice. This vile, ungodly ritual can go on for hours. For the homosexual penetration that follows this lengthy foreplay, Roblowme is usually there to provide plenty of anal lubricant; he owns a limousine service and has ample supplies of motor oil and axle grease ready to go.
To complete this perverted orgy, fellow faggots Michael, Timothy, and Jamie will usually join in, dressed in tight leather mock-S.S. uniforms, jack boots, and leather gloves. The homosexual shenanigans that follow are nearly beyond description. The whole group begins to snot each otherâ(TM)s spunk and whip each otherâ(TM)s pudgy asses with riding crops and chains until their pale, white geek bodies are exhausted and soaked in stinking sweat from the hours of passionate, homosexual revelry.
Ewwwwww. So, can I stop receiving these emails?
Hopefully, but I wouldnâ(TM)t count on it.
To begin with, you most likely forgot to uncheck the âoeWilling to Snotâ checkbox in your account preferences. CmdrTaco has probably already got the hots for your wad (do you have a homosexual-sounding nick?), and heâ(TM)s probably already been lurking outside your bathroom window for weeks with a camera, some tissues and lube, just waiting to pounce and declare you his new bitch. Thereâ(TM)s no escaping a geek in heat (trust me), so itâ(TM)s probably too late for you, but you can possibly rectify this situation. To remove yourself from CmdrTacoâ(TM)s sights, log into your Slashdot account, go to your user page, click on Messages, and uncheck the box next to âoeWilling to Snot.â Maybe heâ(TM)ll ignore you. Probably not.
I canâ(TM)t stop receiving these emails from CmdrTaco!?
If you indulge him in a Taco-snot or two, hemight leave you alone. You might also want to look into mail filtering, restraining orders, or purchasing a heavy, blunt object capable of warding off rampaging homosexual geeks in heat. Trust me, when they charge⦠oh, the humanity. If he gets you, and you let him Taco-snot all over you, you will most likely end up tied up in his basement to be used as his sex slave for the rest of your life (or until he accidentally drowns you in spunk in a circle-snot).
Have you ever been Taco-snotted?
Unfortunately, yes. I first met Mr. Malda at an Open Source Convention [amazon.com]. He invited me back to his room for a game of Quake and some âoegourmet Tacos,â but when I got there, the perverted geek jumped me and handcuffed me to his bed, stripping me. After taking his âoeCommanderâ out of his pants, Mr. Taco made me suck the withered thing six times, virtually nonstop. He then performed his vile Taco-snotting ritual on me three times over the next two hours, bringing me to orgasm after orgasm after sweaty, mind-numbing orgasm⦠then he snotted my own thick, gooey jizz back onto my face out of his nostrils! He snotted me two more times, first into my mouth, then again on my exposed belly.
CmdrTaco invited several of his Open Source (or rather, âoeOpen Sauceâ â" man sauce) buddies over to continue their ungodly snotfest. European hacker and known überfaggot Linux Torvalds raped my ass [yahoo.com] with his âoemonolithic kernel [yahoo.com];â his partner-in-crime Anal Cox used their âoenetwork stackâ in a multitude of unspeakable ways on and in every orifice of my defenseless, tender, young body. Michael Sims was there in his leather Nazi uniform, caning my previously-virginal ass with a bamboo pole and ranting about âoeall those Censorware [spectacle.org] freaks out to get him.â
That is so disgusting! How did you finally escape?
After about 16 hours of countless unholy, homosexual atrocities perpetrated against my restrained body, they all finally went to sleep on top of me, sweat-soaked and exhausted. I was left there, completely covered in bubbly, translucent jizz-snot, chained to the bed, with half a dozen fat, pasty-white fags lying around and on top of me. Fortunately the spooge coating my flesh worked wonderfully as a lubricant â" I was able to squirm my way out of the handcuffs and slip out the back door (of the apartment, not their back doors). Iâ(TM)m just glad I survived the awful ordeal. These sexually-repressed hackers had alot of built-up spunk in their wads â" I couldâ(TM)ve easily been drowned!
Thatâ(TM)s horrible. Does âoeTaco-snottingâ have anything to do with CmdrTacoâ(TM)s âoespecial tacoâ?
No, thatâ(TM)s a different disgusting perversion CmdrTaco indulges himself in. Mr. Malda is usually not satisfied with merely snotting your own jizz back onto your face, he most often enjoys involving his own bodily fluids in his twisted games. WeatherTroll [slashdot.org] has spent some time trying to educate the Slashdot readership [slashdot.org] about this vile practice (emphasis added):
You may be wondering what CmdrTacoâ(TM)s âoespecial tacoâ is. You will be wishing that you hadnâ(TM)t been wondering after you finish reading this post. To make his âoespecial taco,â CmdrTaco takes a taco shell and shits on it. He then adds lettuce, takes out his tiny withered dick (otherwise known as his âoeCommanderâ), puts his âoespecial taco sauceâ on it which means he jacks off on the taco, and adds a compound to make the person who eats the taco unconscious. Of course, the compound does not make the person unconscious until the taco is fully eaten. Thus CmdrTaco force-feeds the taco to the unsuspecting victim. After all, who would knowingly eat shit and CmdrTacoâ(TM)s jizz?
After the victim is unconscious, he is held against his will and used for CmdrTacoâ(TM)s nefarious homosexual purposes. This includes shoving taco shells up the victimâ(TM)s ass, Taco-snotting, and getting Jon Katz involved. Trust me, you do not want Jon Katz anywhere near your unconscious body. Also, rumor has it CmdrTaco is looking for a new goatse.cx guy [goatse.cx]. Donâ(TM)t let it be you!
Different ungodly perversion, yet no less revolting. It should be clear to you now that Robert âoeCmdrTacoâ Malda is a very, very sick individual, as are most of the Slashdot editors.
Does Jon Katz get involved in any of this? I thought he was a pædophile, not a homosexual.
Actually, Jon Katz is a homosexual pædophile. Heâ(TM)s also a coprophiliac, and, many suspect, a zoophile. Mr. Katz is somewhat of a loner and doesnâ(TM)t involve himself in the circle-snots, but that doesâ(TM)t mean heâ(TM)s any less of a freak than the rest of the Slashdot crew. Katz often engages in a game called âoejuicy-douching [aol.com]â with a harem of little-boy slaves that he has collected over the years: yet another vile practice which involves administering an enema to himself of the little boyâ(TM)s urine (forced out of them with a pair of pincers), spooging the vile muck from his ass back into the enema bag, then dribbling and slathering the goo all over himself and the boyâ(TM)s chained, naked bodies. If heâ(TM)s in the mood, he will sometimes skip refilling the enema bag from his distended anus and just squirt it from his ass [microsoft.com] onto the crying, terrified boys. Unwilling boys are further tortured with the pincers until they comply and allow Mr. Katz to juicy-douche them at will. A boy will usually last about two years before Mr. Katz either accidentally drowns them in diarrhea or kills them once they get too old, usually around 13 or 14.
Not content with being a pædophilic coprophile, Mr. Katz is also quite the zoophile. As if the sexual escapades with the helpless little boys arenâ(TM)t enough, Jon usually enjoys his juicy-douches best when his penis is firmly planted in a female goatâ(TM)s anus [yahoo.com]. He is also rumoured to get off on watching his little boys eat the goatâ(TM)s small, bean-like turds, and he often kills his older boys by letting his goats trample them.
â¦Are you getting hard writing this?
Why, yes.
No, thanks. Iâ(TM)m already CmdrTacoâ(TM)s boi toi.
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- posted by poopbot: because even your grandmother can use lunix
KiaGRd85OI Post #696
Bruce is merely region-unlocking. Its not even necessarily illegal, as it often involves simply hitting a few menu buttons. (Admittedly secret ones, so it COULD violate the DMCA) - Unfortunately, it's such a minor violation that the MPAA probably won't care - They're smart and most likely realize that trying to arrest Perens is silly and will just get their precious law overturned on them for... Nothing.
Now if he plays a DVD using one of the Linux DVD players - THAT is a different story, as all of them are illegal and based on DeCSS in some form. It should be clear that he is using the DVD EXACTLY as intended (Playing a Region 1 disc in Region 1), yet still breaking the law. Since it's based on DeCSS, it'll attract more attention from the MPAA since that's their pet peeve. Also, since he is using the disc exactly as intended, it makes his case that much stronger.
An interesting story: A friend of mine found a lawyer willing to help him with defense against an ITAR violation. (Read: Exporting strong encryption before the government eased up on regulations.) He then implemented RSA on his HP48 calculator. Calculator is now a munition. Justin lived in San Diego, so drove down to Tijuana. In the process of crossing the border, he carefully explained to the border guard/customs officer the exact manner in which he was breaking the law and should be arrested. Customs officer basically told him to fuck off, leave him alone, and go do his business in Tijuana.
retrorocket.o not found, launch anyway?
I've always wondered how specific and clear you need to be in order to violate the DMCA? If I were to instruct people to, "disable the regional protection in the DVD", is that enough? Is a step-by-step enough if some people understand? Or is saying how to do it not a violation?
Today's Dilbert is quite applicable to the current situation in America
r t- 20020724.html
:)
http://dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/archive/dilbe
I thought it was quite funny anyway
What the hell are you talking about?
We are the government. We decide how it works. We have chosen that this is the way we want it to work.
YOU vote for someone else if you don't like it.
The "anti globalization" and "anti corporate" crap is getting on my nerves. Corporations do what the owners want them to. Guess what? We own the corporations too!
Do you think there is some other species that runs corporations and work for the government?
My brother regulates the telecom industry in Indiana. I have a close friend that works investment for life insurance companies. I build custom software for companies. Each one of us makes decisions every day that has an effect on the economy and dictates which companies will succeed and which will fail. Each of us votes for candidates that are responsive to us. This is us, not them. There is no them.
Joe
Joe Batt Solid Design
Credits: anonymous
"Mmmm... this feels good..." I sighed.
"Shhh!" hissed Hemos. "We don't want Mark to come in here!"
True. Having Hemos's 16 year-old brother walk in on us at that moment would not be good. I didn't think he'd be too cool with finding his 12 year-old brother lying naked with me, holding my 11 year-old dick in his hands. But, in all fairness, my hands were eagerly playing with Hemos's dick and balls at that moment, too.
Hemos's mom and dad had gone to the drive-in, leaving his big brother in charge. In our favor, leaving Mark in charge pretty much guaranteed that we weren't to bother him, and in turn, he'd leave us alone unless we were making too much noise or breaking something. Well, we were being careful to keep quiet because we very much wanted to be left alone.
We were in Hemos's twin bed, snuggled under the covers with our underwear pushed down to the foot of the bed. The only illumination in the room came from the faint sliver of light that crept in under his bedroom door. Even in the shadows I could make out the shape of my friend; about my height, but heavier. (Hell, I was such a skinny runt that everyone was heavier than me.) Hemos had a crew-cut of white-blonde hair, and was only starting to sprout some pubic hair. But, you had to feel for it because what little pubic hair he possessed was as blonde as the short hair on his hea and could not yet be seen by even a minimal distance.
And, I was happily feeling for it, running my hands all over Hemos's slightly larger erection and fondling his larger testicles while he courteously stroked my dick. I could tell that he didn't possess the same enthusiasm for cockplay as I did, unless you count his appreciation for the attention devoted to his member. And I knew that my willingness to satisfy his sexual urges was one of the few reasons he even had me sleep over at his place. But, I didn't let that stop me from finding pleasure in the handling of his meat.
I'd recently had an "introduction", of sorts, to seeing what someone could do with a man's dick with their mouth. While spending the night with my Uncle Jerry a couple weeks before, while I watched in secret, I was treated to a visual display of the intensity and unabashed pleasure that my uncle had obviously enjoyed having another man suck on his cock. From that moment on, I had a yearning that I needed to satisfy. With who was my only question.
I guess it was time to find out.
"I... heard that sucking on it feels even better than playing with it." I ventured.
In the darkness, I could feel a slight jerk of revulsion in Hemos's body.
"Put a dick in your mouth?" he croaked.
"Well, " I countered, my heart pounding with anxiety, "I think adults do it all the time."
"Well, I'm not gonna do it!" Hemos hissed. "That's homo stuff!"
"Yeah." I sighed disappointedly, while still playing with Hemos's dick. "I guess it is."
As I stroked his shaft in a steadier, milking rhythm, I could sense Hemos's breaths getting quicker. His manipulations of my dick began to falter as I could feel his body tense beside me. His hips rocked slightly in time with my pumping of his cock, and I cradled his balls tenderly in my other hand. When any attentions to my own dick has completely ebbed, I knew what was about to happen, so I picked up the pace just a bit more while lending a touch more pressure in my grip. Finally, Hemos's breath caught in his throat, and he turned his face fully into his pillow to stifle the moans that broke free as his cock pulsed and throbbed in a dry orgasm within my hands. I continued to massage him and didn't release him from my grasp until his member had gone fully soft.
"Man," sighed Hemos dreamily after finally catching his breath. "You are so good at that, CmdrTaco."
At least I had something to be proud of, I guess, as my friend gently withdrew himself from me and rolled onto his back.
Even though I was only eleven, the irony of Hemos's words and actions were not lost on me. My sucking on him would have been a "homo" thing, but beating him off was okay. Go figure. Within the few moments I had spent mulling over the irony of the thoughts, Hemos had drifted off to sleep. I slipped out from under the covers and down to the cool floor so I could masturbate without shaking the bed. As I toyed with my own dick, I imagined Hemos's cock in my mouth, wondering if the chance would ever really come. Finally, my own climax washed over me, and I got back into the bed.
I don't sleep real well to begin with, and even worse when I'm not in my own bed. And now, with the thoughts of a dick so close to me, as well as the vivid memories of secretly seeing man-to-man cocksucking pleasure floating through my prepubescent, sex-filled brain, I was not about to fall asleep anytime soon. Lying awake until around 11:30, I finally decided that I needed to do something to satisfy my hungers, or I'd never be able to let it rest. The trick was in finding the guts to follow through.
I knew that whenever Hemos fell asleep, he pretty much stayed asleep. So, since he was sleeping soundly, lying on his back, I took a deep breath and gingerly ducked my head under the covers and scooted down as much as I could to the foot of the bed. That put my head right at Hemos's hip level. I raised my head and upper body to help create a tent over his crotch. Sniffing around, I found the faint scent of young penis flesh. I inhaled deeply, both in the love of the scent, and in an attempt to slow my pounding heart. I opened my mouth wide over the area where I sensed Hemos's dick to be, and lowered my mouth squarely over his soft cock and balls until I could feel his sparse pubic hairs tickling my cheek. I finally had a dick in my mouth! I just wasn't sure what I'd do if Hemos woke to find his "homo" friend in this situation.
I remained like that for a long moment, partially in fear of trying anything more, and partly to savor the moment. I carefully let my tongue start to explore his tender penile flesh, enjoying the texture. Then came the excitement that welled within me as his cock began to respond to my attentions and harden in my warm and wet mouth! Butterflies seemed to explode in my stomach and drown out my heartbeat as I felt his dick get to its full size in my mouth. Concentrating in that dark environment, I found myself beginning to identify the shape of his member by taste. The shaft actually seemed to taste different than the head, and the thin skin of his scrotum seemed to harbor another distinct flavor.
I started to softly suck on Hemos's dick, becoming fascinated at how it just seemed to, well, 'fit' in my mouth... how the head lent itself to the back of my tongue, and how the shaft rested between my tongue and the roof of my mouth. My excitement was so great that my own recently satisfied dick was responding again, inviting me to play. I was sucking a cock, and I was in heaven!
However, within seconds, Hemos seemed to get restless. In fear, I quickly pulled my mouth away from Hemos's candy stick and held still. The covers rustled, and pulled back.
"Whatcha doin'?" mumbled Hemos.
"I... uh... was trying to find my shorts down here," I lied, starting to fumble near our feet. Well, partial lie, because it was a good idea to do so, anyway, and now was as good a time as any.
"Oh, yeah," said Hemos. "Get mine, too, willya?"
"S-sure" I stammered, relieved.
I located the two items of clothing and scooted back up towards the head of the bed. Thankfully, our underwear were pretty easy to distinguish since Hemos wore boxers, and I wore briefs. We both fumbled to put them on in the dark, and then settled back into the bed. I lay stiffly on my back, still harboring some fear that my friend discovered more than he let on, but Hemos simply rolled onto his side, facing away from me, and promptly went back to sleep.
And, here I was again, so close to my fantasies, yet still so far.
And very much awake.
After hearing the clock in the hallway chime midnight, I finally got up to go to the bathroom. Figuring it was late enough not to be an issue, and since even if Hemos's parents were home that they would be in their own bedroom downstairs, I didn't bother to slip on my pants for the short trip down the hall. I walked softly to the bedroom door, and then stepped out into the hallway, illuminated dimly by a bare-bulb night light. I walked past big brother Mark's door to the bathroom at the end of the hall and turned on the light as I shut the door.
Peeing into the toilet, I looked up at my reflection in the large mirror and smiled slyly to myself. I actually sucked on a dick, even if for only a moment! At that moment I was Rob Maldo, secret agent double-O-seven, who could sneak in and suck a dick, and sneak away without being caught!
I flushed the toilet and switched out the light as I headed back down the hall. Slipping past Mark's door once again, the door flew open, and a hand covered my mouth while a muscular arm snapped around my waist and drew me into the room. Squirming in the arms of Hemos's athletic older brother was a waste of effort, and he only squeezed harder until I settled down.
"You'll keep quiet if you know what's good for you,' growled Mark into my ear. "You gonna be quiet?"
I nodded. Mark let go of my mouth and reached over to close his bedroom door, the other hand and arm still holding me firmly with my feet off the ground. I heard something click, and recalled, and not without a certain amount of childish fear, that Mark had a lock on his door.
The room had a yellowish glow from the large lava lamp next to Mark's bed. He took me over to the bed and tossed me face down onto it, kneeling next to me. I thought briefly about trying to get up and run, but to where?
When I felt Mark's hands on me again, I was determined to fight him off, but I was no match for him as he flipped me onto my back and straddled me, sitting squarely on my upper chest, his knees pinning my shoulders and my arms locked between his legs. I gazed up at his lean, muscled torso, his stern blue eyes under a tussled mane of reddish-blonde hair. I could feel the soft fabric of his boxers against my chin.
"Can't get up, can ya?" he said, grinning down at me, all snide and victorious.
I struggled a bit, more out of obligation, but knew it was no use. Mark was just too big for me.
"Whatsamatter?" huffed Mark. "You too weak to fight? Or, maybe you just like laying there, sniffing dicks?"
I started squirming a bit harder, but Mark's legs only clamped tighter. At least he had scooted down a bit, and was no longer suffocating me with his weight on my chest.
"Yeah! Maybe you're a homo-boy who just likes sniffing dicks. Maybe you wanna sniff my big dick?"
I didn't care for where this was going, and I wasn't too comfortable with the tone of Mark's voice. But, I was also not being given much of a choice in the matter. Especially when Mark reached into the fly of his boxers and pulled out his cock.
"Here you are, homo-boy... a nice, fresh big-man dick!" grinned Mark fiendishly. "Ain't it a beaut?"
He held it out for me, then leaned forward and started to rub his cock on my face, tracing my cheeks and nose with the bulbous head. His testicles soon followed his dick through the opening, until they were dangling on my chin, the coarse pubes tickling my lips. Their faint musky scent began to fill my nostrils.
"CmdrTaco's just a little dick-faced homo-boy, ain't he?" sneered Mark, sliding his cock across my face. "I saw you in there, your head under the covers. What were you doing? Giving my little brother a blow job?"
I didn't answer. I was at once shocked at the thought of having been discovered, and confused by Mark's remark. I then guessed that he meant sucking a dick was called a 'blow job'. But... you're not blowing, you're sucking, and-
"You were, weren't you, you little homo!"
It was obvious what had happened; that Mark had looked in on us to find my head under the blankets. I thought I had sensed a miniscule change in the light, but assumed that to be part of my excitement. That must have been what woke Hemos up so suddenly.
"So, maybe you aren't just dick-faced, " he said, rubbing his cock on my face again. "Maybe you're a dick sucker!" He leaned forward, mashing his hairy ball sack into my nose, then pulling back to trace my features again with his member. But, even as Mark taunted me, treating his cock as a threatening weapon, there was something else happening.
He was getting a boner.
And as I closed my eyes, I could feel his cock thickening against my face. I could sense the heat of his hardening dick directly on my flesh. And, I found I was enjoying the sensations of this older cock against my face. There would soon be no way of hiding the fact that I was getting excited, too.
"So, dick-sucker-CmdrTaco... you're gonna suck my dick, now."
My eyes sprung open to see Mark's fully erect cock pointing at my face. While it wasn't huge (I had already seen 'huge' with my Uncle Jerry), it was still big enough to scare me.
And excite me to no end.
"Open wide, homo-boy."
Without another moment of hesitation, or taking my eyes off of Mark's sleek tool, I opened my mouth as wide as I could and watched as he leaned down and slid that beautiful cock into my waiting mouth. I then settled my tongue against the bottom half of his shaft while I could feel the upper half press against the roof of my mouth. Its texture was soft, yet hard; smooth, yet distinct.
"There," he sighed. "Now, you have a real dick to suck on. Now, get started, suck-boy!"
It was so much bigger than Hemos's young dick, I wasn't sure if I could get enough suction worked up to suck on it. It was then that I found out what sucking a cock is really all about: friction.
Mark held the base of his dick to guide himself and started to pump into my mouth, sliding his dick in and out of my salivating lips. He would slip in precariously between my teeth until he was near to choke me, then pull back out until the base of the bulbous head was just close to popping free from my lips, held in place by the suction of my mouth. Then he... we... would do it all over again... over and over... and gloriously over again.
"Oh, you are good, CmdrTaco," he moaned softly. "You suck cock real good."
I don't know about that; it seemed he was doing all the real work. But, I wanted it to be good. I wanted to have this dick in my mouth. And I wanted it again and again. I was definitely enjoying the oral sensations as his near-adult dick worked back and forth in my hungry mouth, and I wanted so much to please him so he would want my mouth again.
Mark placed his other hand on the top of my head to steady me as his thrusts became a little more erratic. His breath quickened, and I could sense that he was trying hard not to ram himself all the way down my throat and choke me. He was making little grunts with each thrust, and I could feel his dick turn to stone in my mouth when, in a mix of fear and excitement, I suddenly recalled what would happen next.
"Oh, baby... oh, fuck..."
Mark's movements got all quick and jerky. I was almost afraid to breathe.
"OHHHH!!!" he moaned, pulling out of my mouth and letting loose with a burst of white goo that seemed to splatter all over as he pumped his dick with his fist. My head still held firmly in his other hand, the warm liquid flew partly into my still open mouth, and all over my nose and eyebrows. I swallowed briefly, not sure whether to gag or hope for more, tasting fully the salty and musky liquid, then opened my mouth once more as Mark stuck his creaming cock back in and worked the thick fluid throughout my young mouth.
I sucked until Mark went soft and withdrew his spent dick. He smiled down at me, obviously proud of what he had done. He finally got off of me (good thing since I thought my arms were going to fall off) and stood there for a moment, an interesting picture with his hands on his hips, and his drained cock and balls hanging out of the fly of his plaid boxers. I just lay there with his juices clinging to my skin, wanting to do it all over again.
Mark bent down and picked up a t-shirt, and proceeded to wipe the remainder of his goo off my face. Finished with that, he tossed the shirt into a hamper and walked over to his bedroom door to unlock it as he tucked his manhood back into his underwear.
"You better get back into Hemos's bed before mom and dad find you here," he said softly.
I reluctantly got off Mark's bed and walked to the door. As I was about to exit, he reached out to stop me briefly.
"You liked that, didn't you, homo-boy?"
I nodded, not sure where he was going with this inquiry.
"Your first taste of cum?"
I shrugged, then nodded again.
"If you're good, maybe I'll let you suck my dick again some time, CmdrTaco. Now, get your ass out of here before I kick it."
I stepped out of the room and felt the door close harshly behind me. I could still taste traces of Mark's cum in my mouth, could still sense the friction of his cock on my tongue. I smiled in remembrance.
I was hooked.
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aBEa4MFjqF Post #697
A true warrior for the cause. Many of us sit and complain because we don't have the power to change things, others sit and cry because they have the power but are to afraid of getting fined or going to jail. But sometimes people have to go to jail for the message to get out.
Throughout history the successful freedom fighters have been willing to be persecuted for their beliefs. Martin Luther King was jailed, Gandhi was persecuted, the Dali Lama, Jesus, Washington, the list goes on indefinitely...
The point is if something is worth fighting for you have to be willing to make some personal sacrifice.
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Socialism: equal distribution of poverty
Remember that the prosecution has a huge incentive to keep the law on the books so it can be used to bludgeon people into submission. In a civil case, the plaintiff will of course be the content control people, while in a criminal case the prosecution will be the government. Since the government is basically the big corporations' bitch, it will do whatever the big corporations tell it to do. For brevity's sake, we'll roll the plaintiff and the prosecution into one, and call them the "bad guys".
So what does this mean in practice? It means that the bad guys will take the litigation as far as they can until they reach a point where a court ruling would set a precedent against their pet law.
Now, lower courts seem to be very reluctant to rule on Constitutional issues, so the only way you're going to get a lower court to rule against the DMCA is through more traditional means, like proof that the defendant didn't actually violate the DMCA. But that kind of argument is obviously counterproductive for the purposes of striking down the DMCA, so we'll have to assume that Perens' defense won't use it. So the lower courts will almost certainly rule against Perens.
So now it's on to the higher courts, at least at the district level. What I think will happen here is that the case will be litigated heavily, with the bad guys doing everything they can to extend the litigation. If it appears that there's a reasonable chance the judge will rule against the bad guys, then the bad guys will drop the charges right before the ruling. End result? No precedent set against use of the DMCA in that district, and maximal financial damage to the defendant.
I think this is exactly how it will play out in every case. It'll turn into a war of attrition, and the bad guys have many times the resources of the good guys, so the bad guys will win.
Most importantly, it will result in justice only for those with the cash to fight long enough to wind up in a court that would rule against the "bad guys". In other words, justice proportional to the amount of money one has, which seems to be the American Way.
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I would think HP would handle it. They do sponsor his speaking activities on open source. I would also think HP's legal team would handle any defense that he needed if charged.
.:diatonic:.
just my assumptions though.
Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered trolling community when recently Slashdot confirmed that, after several changes were made to production Slashcode, wide posts account for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all Slashdot posts. Coming on the heels of the latest verions of IE which make page-widening more difficult, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. the wide posts that we love are collapsing into the narrow posts that we are used to, as further exemplified by the lack of Slashbots complaining about difficulty reading Slashdot's articles.
You don't need to be a Klerck to predict PWP's future. The hand writing is on the wall: PWP faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for PWP because PWP is dying. Things are looking very bad for PWP. As many of us are already aware, PWP continues to be defeated by users with thresholds of 1 or higher. Mod points flow like a river of blood. Klerck's PWP-bot posts are the most endangered of them all, having been filtered early on because of their uniformity.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
PWP leader Klerck states that there are 7 wide posts in the average Slashdot article. How many non-wide crapflood posts are there? Let's see. The number of crapflood versus wide posts on Slahdot is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7*5 = 35 non-wide crapflood posts in every Slashdot article. Tacosnotting posts on Slashdot are about half of the volume of crapflood posts. Therefore there are about 17 tacosnotting posts per article. A recent article put Goatse.cx trolls at about 80 percent of total troll posts. Therefore there are a hell of a lot of homosexual trolls. This is consistent with the number of Goatse.cx Slashdot posts.
But Slashdot is only part of the picture. Due to the troubles at Slashdot, negative revenue and so on, the site will soon go out of business and many users will flock to alternative weblogs, where PWP is almost completely unknown. Trollaxor.com, the popular troll hangout, is also dying, its corpse sodomized in yet another Greek bath house.
All major surveys show that PWP has steadily declined in the scope of all troll posts. PWP is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If PWP is to survive at all it will be among Blog faggot using outdated versions of Slashcode. PWP continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, PWP is dead.
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UbumiA8HV5 Post #698
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J99m4wfYfe Post #699
After all of Stallman's windbaggery about the moral turpitude of the "open source movement", it turns out that Perens is the guy with the real courage of his convictions.
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Bye, bye, MEEPTy, OOG, and Grits guy Drove the Cruiser like some loser who starts posts with a *sigh*
Those Steve Woston posts that we all knew were a lie Wonder what became of girls petrified? What became of girls petrified?
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Oh and then we were wearing out "All your base" And started posting monospace
The better for our penis birds So come on, be a zealot, be a dick You don't think Anne Marie's a chick? Because lying's all we do about HURD So go and push for BSD And say GPL isn't free Slow down, cowboy! The limit Is one post every minute Now tell the right wing facist slime Infringing on Your Rights Online That they can't censor all the time The day that trolltalk died
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I met a troll they called The Rev And asked him if CD BREAK HEAD He said, "That's old. Get over it." And with all the courage I could muster "Imagine what a Beowulf cluster...." But it wasn't worth the trouble to submit The karma caps are just plain jive And everyone's moved to K5 The steelcage has grown rusted And Geekizoid is busted
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T7bE4ZXK77 Post #700
I'm an American. It bothered me.
If you mean that the media didn't give it the coverage it deserved, I'd agree with that. It's likely, however, that the stories they were allowed to cover did not include ones that weren't in the interests of the parent companies (AOL Time Warner for example).
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I don't think he'll have a problem showing off his modded DVD player on stage. Remember the outcry over Dmitry Sklyarov? It would be a thousand times worse if the BSA mafia marched on stage and arrested him on the spot. Creating such a high profile will certainly buffer himself from any consequences... At this point, I'd love to see them try... It's just another nail in the BSA coffin.
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I can't help but notice that in this particular topic Funny seems to be the more popular rating...
;-)
;-)
Either the current set of moderators is on pills or worse, or the system is so flawed that a Funny:5 outweighs an Interesting:5 or Insightful:5 (or Informative:5).
I would suggest that a topic with an informative (or other serious positive attribute) rated comment should be placed above a similarly rated Funny rating. (Sorry for the spurious use of Rate*
To me this is a topic devoid of any Fun. The mere fact that there are so many comments rated as funny suggests that posters/moderators are trying to reduce the seriousness of this topic.
Or is Slashdot secretly manipulated by DMCA supporters trying to limit the damage to their reputation
Oh well, paranoia can only go so far...
Simon
that you risk jail in the USA doing something that probably half of the DVDplayer-owning population here in Norway does once in a while.
Doesn't it say something about this in the Bible?
"Bruce gave his life, so others might watch DVDs on their Linux boxen..."
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Get your case into the supreme court and have it deemed unconstitutional. If congress amends the constitution to make it constitutional, you are kind of screwed.
Why do I have a strong feeling he's just going to use a black marker on an audio cd?
I know this is not feasible, and with the relatively tiny population of Slashdot wouldn't even make a dent - but if people want the likes of the MPAA to listen, then stop buying their DVD's. If people are tired of bizarre CD encryption that disallows a person to play a CD on a computer - stop buying CD's.
Again, I know it would never work, but it's the most effective way to get corporate attention. Their sole objective is, understandibly, money. So if you take that away from them and tell 'em why - THEN maybe they'll listen. Until that happens ~ good luck BRUCE!
They call me the working man. I guess that's what I am.
Since his demonstration involves a DVD player, he should make sure not to play a movie, lest he get fined an extra $250,000 for an illegal public exhibition of a movie.
The DVD's he bought in London (Gladiator and AI, two absolutely terrible movies) are not only region locked, they are almost certainly PAL format video. Bypassing the region lock is a pretty trivial task these days on a number of popular DVD players. Bypassing the fact that he has an NTSC television and is trying to view a PAL DVD is going to require some more hardware...
I wish I were present at Dmitri Sklyarov's presentation at Defcon. When the Fed came up to arrest him, we should have come up on stage and said, "If you take him, you'll need to arrest me too," similar to Ghandi's or MLK's passive resistance.
Not to mention at Defcon, you don't have to provide documentation of *who* you are when you register, so if some 300 arrestees don't have any identification (other than going by names like L0pht or Captain Cornholio), Uncle Sam must make a decision on just how much effort He needs to exert to determine the identity and background of a few hundred potentially innocent attendees. If He exerts *too* much pressure, then you get a nice media circus on your hands.
Probably more difficult at OSCon, since we have to give out or names and other personal info to register, but if Bruce makes it through this one, I would encourage him to do it again in two weeks in Vegas (Defcon). If all of us throw ourselves into the arms of an arresting authority during the process of attempting to enforce some idiotic law, they will not be able to suppress it quietly without garnering negative attention of the media.
What's that, you say? A class has only a hundred or so people who can participate in a passive resistance campaign when the shit hits the fan? No problem: the moment the arrest occurs, the person closest to the door zips out of the room, screaming some code phrase (i.e. "The British are coming!") while running down the convention halls of Alexis Park. Even if the Feds prevent him from leaving the room, he can still shout it loud enough that someone *outside* the room will hear it, who will then propagate the message as previously mentioned... Voila! *Several* hundred geeks now flood the room in a passive resistance campaign, willfully subjecting themselves to arrest (which won't happen when there are such large numbers).
Those who don't make it into the room before the FBI temporarily barricades the doors should be speed-dialing their favorite newspaper/news-station/journalist, guaranteeing that *when* the doors open, everyone will be greeted in the warm and loving arms of the media.
Why go through such measures? Because the general public doesn't even know what the DMCA is. Having gone this far in its legislation, the only was to bring attention to this law is to publicly violate it in extremely large numbers (or publicly support a violator in extremely large numbers), and on camera, publicly show that you are willing to be arrested for what you believe in.
Solomon
"Twice half-assed makes an ass whole." --Solomon K. Chang
IMHO, if he is arrested and jailed, it may well be as good as if he wins, outright.
Right now, the closest all of this copyright mess gets to the American public is Napster, but at least that is something Joe 6pak understands. Now take a look at the current outrage against high-level corporate greed, and it isn't difficult at all to apply that to the media industries. In other words, in today's climate it isn't difficult at all to smear the sh*t of Enron and Worldcom on the RIAA and MPAA, too.
So now we have Bruce Perens carefully defining and orchestrating a challenge to a law that helps keep the RIAA and MPAA filthy rich. If he's arrested and wins, he's chipped away and circumscribed the DMCA a little. If he's arrested, loses, and is sent to jail, we have Big Media harrassing an ordinary citizen for "no reason at all." (After all, Joe 6pak can't understand the fine points of the DMCA, right?)
Maybe Perens wins, maybe he's an American prisoner in the American Bastille. (Maybe this is all wishful thinking, too.)
The living have better things to do than to continue hating the dead.
I compliment you on your gumption and will continue to fully support these kinds of activities.
Sincerely,
J. E. Francis
"Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes." --Henry David Thoreau
Violating the law in front of a crowd won't get the law changed. It'll only get Bruce in trouble.
Perens' protest plan:
"The DVD industry uses regional encoding to control consumers, so we're going to play this UK DVD on a US player."
reminds me of a plan we've seen before:
"Terrence and Phillip are supposed to be killed, so we think we should crank call a bunch of policeman and have pizzas sent to them that they didn't order. Viva la resistance!"
I think we need a snobby kid who attended Yardale and had a 4.0 grade point average to come up with something a little more effective.
Oh, yeah. And Kyle's mom is a bitch.
What he thinks will happen...
1. He will be arrested in a massive arrest were he will be beat by the police for breaking the DMCA
2. We will become a political prisonor and the geeks of the worlds will unit in a rage.
3. In protest the IT workers of the world will stop doing thier jobs and start hacking the systems they work for crippling the systems of the world.
4. The world now in chaos from geek rage will fold to any and all of the silly geek deamdns including the head of Bill gates.
5. World Peace.
What will happen....
1. People will point at him and giggle.
But isn't that against everything this county is based on?
We should make "Coding" into a religion perhaps, then we could publish books with code in them that couldn't be deems illegal? They would be infringing on our rights? How about we call it CowBoyNeilism?
So why in the world isn't the DMCA unconstitutional?
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They'll just let it go.
And then, the next guy who violates DMCA, who doesn't have as much ability to defend himself or a black-and-white good-vs-evil case, will be attacked. People will still continue to live in fear of their government and campaign-contributing companies.
As copyright owner of this comment, I authorize everyone to defeat any technological measure which limits access to it.
Now that he announced at large his intention to break the law, just wait to see some of Ashcroft's goons waiting to pick him up as soon as he walks on the stage, and charge him with conspiracy.
Some tell that dezoning DVD player is breaking DMCA.
It could equally be regarded as a correction agains DVD zones, which are obviously contrary to World Trade Organization recommendations.
Perhaps some line of defense could be that the violation was necessary to combat illegal behaviour from the MPAA...
Wouldn't it just be better to murder someone in front of all these witnesses? Less jail time, less of a fine.
Or he could embezzle a few billion from HP, and only have to spend 5 years in a white-collar resort prison.
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In A.D. 1988
War was beginning.
Bruce: What happen ?
Someone set up us the DMCA.
Bruce: What ?
MPAA: How are you gentlemen !
MPAA: All your rights are belong to us.
MPAA: You have no chance to play DVDs make your time.
MPAA: Ha ha ha ha...
Bruce: Take off every 'region coding' !
Bruce: For great justice.
Who's the moron? Sprichen English?
Did you bother to read my post?
It doesn't matter if it is The Law in theory - Sometimes things are so minor that The Man just doesn't care. My friend TRIED to get arrested for an ITAR violation.
That border guard was, by your definiton, "required" to enforce it and arrest Justin. Did he? As someone else pointed out, he had bigger problems to deal with than some stupid export restriction on something so stupid as encryption.
No one is going to arrest Bruce unless the MPAA asks them to on their behalf. The FBI didn't just say, "Hey, look at this guy, I think he's violating the DMCA" on their own when they busted Skylarov. Adobe said, "This guy is violating the DMCA by screwing with our product. Please arrest him for us."
So to make a difference, Bruce must not only break The Law, but he must make The Man care enough to take him to court where the DMCA can be struck down. As someone pointed out earlier, a singular failuer to enforce a law doesn't invalidate it, and the MPAA knows this. If Bruce region-unlocks a DVD, he's seen as a whiner about the way the MPAA goes about his business. If Bruce plays a Region 1 DVD under Linux, he's breaking the law, but the Court of Public Opinion is guaranteed to side with him, and most likely so will the Court of Law.
retrorocket.o not found, launch anyway?
I'll send a buck as well...although it's only worth 60 cents American.
Stupid Canadian dollar.
I'm not a nerd. Nerds are smart.
Yea I hear ya buddy....
better send him two bucks!
DMCA is just another example of the infringement on the freedom of a nation whose elected politicians have no appreciation for anything but their give-and-take with large corporations and institutions like the MPAA.
I was watching the movie "Hiroshima" and the way President Trueman and the rest of the gang were manipulated by the military to use the Atomic bomb against Japan despite the outcry of the scientists, and it was exactly the way I see America today. Bush, being illiterate himself, gets "advised" by such cowards as Condoleezza Rice, John Ashkroft, and Donald Rumsfeld [a.k.a the "axis of evil"]. So you see, America is a military/police state. Who care's about your freedoms.
Cheers to anyone who challenges these cowards and the congressmen and senators. They are not there to work for the good of the nation, they are there because they like being lobbied and paid to pass laws and get something in return.
Perhaps he could get in trouble for either
- Having a public performance of the movie he'll be showing (verboten under consumer movie licensing).
- Breaking the terms of the DVD-CCA license.
- Importing a non DVD-CCA compliant DVD player.
All this, perhaps, but most probably not for breaking the DMCA.I stand behind this guy, I don't know about you fellas.
Before you support Rep. Boucher, you should know he supported the DMCA in 1998.
"...I am pleased to rise today in support of the passage of H.R. 2281, which will extend new protections against the theft of their works to copyright owners."
Full text of his DMCA speech: To see the full text:
Is the PAL/NTSC issue applicable to DVD players? If so, did Bruce really run into a region code problem, or did he simply buy some PAL format DVDs that cannot be played in his NTSC-compatible DVD player?
If you're going to use 'free speech' as a legal defense, why not turn it into performance art?
(Of course, if you can get {insert favorite attractive celebrity} to perform it, it would be an added bonus.)
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Unless, of course, you and a bunch of your buddies (from the fifty states) either petition the government for redress of grievances (provided for in the constitution) or organize a constitutional convention (also provided for). The rules are, like most other things in the constitution, left vague, but citizens can practice issue/constitutional advocacy on their own. Whether or not the government would recognize these types of actions as legitimate is up for grabs; if enough people were involved it would make political sense to pay attention; however, if enough people were that fed up, it would already have been dealt with by congress. Right now, our only way to really get issues decided as the people want them is to get on TV somehow, piss a whole lot of people off and in doing so, get congress involved. If it's against corporate interests, that may not even be enough.
So what's that all mean? Democracy, as we think we know it in the US, is a joke. That much was proved by the wonderful election of 2000. If an honest accounting of the votes can be stopped by an appointed judicial panel (who are completely unaccountable, especially since the serve life terms), then we're not living in any type of democracy. Corporate control of representative bodies also shows us what's really going on. On top of that Herr Ashcroft and Mein Fuhrer Bush are doing the best they can to dismantle whatever protections the Constitution had for our personal liberties. Frankly, I'm not too impressed with anything the US does anymore. We can't even keep our constitution sacred, so all our high-minded principles pretty much mean turd anyways.
Worst part is, I love America and everything it stands for. I just detest this country, because evil men have ruined what was great about it.
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"Breakin' the Law! Breakin the Law!"
So, if Mr. Perens is arrested, how many of you so-called geeks are going to boycott Hollywood movies, RIAA music, cancel your cable/dish TV, etc. I hope every single one of you--for anyone who does not is a flaming hypocrite. And you'd better spread the word to your neighbors as well. DMCA is no small violation of our basic freedoms and it needs fought tooth and nail.
And like any good boycott, you can help promote substitutes as well:
- off-air television (get yourself a Terk TV-55 or similar)
- local bands / unsigned online artists
- independent films
- trade existing movies with friends but don't buy into anything new
The fact of the matter is that Bruce Perens is not about to get arrested for violating the DMCA. The movie studios have, if nothing else, demonstrated a strong grasp of how to construct an effective legal strategy around the DMCA. They could have gone after any number of folks for violating the DMCA, but instead they decided to take on 2600. Why? Not because they were the most egregious, but because they could drag a "hacker" into court and it would make their case easier.
Bruce Perens is a businessman, he has a strong reputation, and if he was taken to jail there'd be a huge uproar over it. When it got into court, the judge would be seeing a respected professional, not a hacker. That would hurt the case of the movie studios substantially and they know it.
Don't get me wrong here, I'm very glad to see Bruce and others in the industry standing up to this idiocy, but I think the notion that he might somehow go to jail is borderline absured. No, the movie studios would much rather build up a few precedents taking on the small fish.
What would impress me is if some major Linux distiribution would release a DVD player that was based on DeCSS code as part of their software. Now THAT would really be something.
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No one was thinking about the millenium in 1988
I think the difference your teacher's case and this case is that while the pro-life/pro-choice issue is very well-known by the public, the public (that is to say, the non-/.-reading public) does not know about this issue. I think the idea is that once the public finds out about the issue, everyone will be against the DMCA (or certain aspects of it)
What year was that, again? :)
What would you all recommend that attendees of the speech do if, for example, the feds come up on stage in the middle of it and attempt to publically arrest him?
With the proper notification of local media, having a large number of people get up on stage and surroung him (peacefully) to try to block the arrest would be very good publicitiy for the cause. The last thing the mainstream media would expect to see is a Berkeley or abortion clinic style incident and a technology convention, performed by a bunch of nerds.
"Near-riot Occurs at Programmer Convention"
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My wife speaks German and US DVDs only have English, Spanish, and sometimes French. So, until the MPAA includes German on US DVDs I will continue to get DVDs from Germany and play them on my hacked DVD player.
Aside from the fact that the DMCA affects me not in the slightest.
Seems to annoy thieves and morons who think that a computer monitor is 'killer' for watching movies on though. *snicker* Oh, wait a minute, that's right! It doesn't annoy them in the slightest - they shell out the cash to legally create software to play DVDs in computer drives.
Yeah, guess it just annoys the thieves, then.
I did. http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/~twm/embed/dmca.html
...to break unjust laws as often as possible, regardless of the consequences, until those laws become unenforceable and are repealed.
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The DMCA allows the producer of content to determine what rules apply to their creations- by the DMCA, these rules have the force of law, even if they impinge on fair use provisions.
In 1926, the Zenith Radio Corp. challenged the Secretary of Commerce over the legality of the Radio Act of 1912 which allowed the aforementioned Secretary to create rules regarding enforcement of the spectrum (12 F.2d 614). The court (District Court, N.D. Illinois, E.D.) ruled against the U.S., and although this was not a Supreme Court decision, Congress quickly responded by drafting new legislation that created the FCC.
Here are the relevant portions:
IMHO, this seems like a pretty good defense against the DMCA. Perhaps I am wrong?
While I applaud Bruce's intentions, I doubt that what he's doing will be reported to the public in a way that helps the cause.
I'm sure the RIAA PR folks have already prepared the press release that most media will repeat verbatim when/if Bruce is arrested. The evening after the arrest, there will be a 15 second mention on the nightly news about some wacko, hacker or computer pirate being arrested. I'm afraid that the average person will have no idea what's really going on... especially since the supporters of the DMCA are the same people who control the media!
Signatures are a waste of bandwi (buffering...)
At the very least, it puts the studios (etc.) in a more tenuous position when the prosecute the more "disheveled" hackers. Not sure about legally--i.e., equal protection under the law and the constitutionality of a restriction that is decided mostly by a prosecutor--but at least in terms of PR and argument, they will have to show clearly how what Perens did was different from what some lesser-known hacker does.
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To clarify things a bit: the question is not if he should be charged, but if you think he will be charged.This particular guard didn't have more pressing issues, since he was handling exports - Probably not too much illegal exporting into Mexico going on that takes priority.
retrorocket.o not found, launch anyway?
I am on the wrong side of the country. However I will tell you what worked for me.
:-) From there I went to this foreign-hosted site from which you can get Xine in various forms. I had the best luck when I compiled everything from source. There are dependencies, so I had to compile in order. I forget which order, but I didn't have much trouble figuring it out, and you shouldn't either.
/. post" and the domain will be operamail.com.
I started with Xine. They have various useful links. I needed the regionset utility, which you seem to have an alternate solution to.
I will also send you a private email so that you can ask me any questions that come up. Its title will be "Followup to
As any good geek knows, there's no such thing as a white-collar prison resort.
If you get caught laundering money, you're not going to a white collar resort prison. No, no, no. You're going to a Federal pound me in the ass prison.
Perhaps I should have annouced this to the world, I could have been newsworthy.
BTW I got an A on the speach.
"It's fun to violate the D-M-C-A!"
Relevant User Friendly link (© 2002 Illiad)
Will I retire or break 10K?
You are wrong in your claim that publishing a document on how to circumvent macrovision is exempt. If you sell the document, you are selling a service. Similarly, charging people money at a tech conference and teaching them at that conference how to circumvent copy protection is a service.
Of course, the fact that the DMCA in effect prohibits certain speech may be unconstitutional.
Now I can use my CD-fixin' sharpie out "Dmitri Sklyarov" and scribble in "Bruce Perens" on my "Free..." t-shirt.
If you were blocking sigs, you wouldn't have to read this.
Already done these things.
But I would not do them for Bruce. Bruce is not an Open Source advocate...he's a Linux advocate. Go ahead, ask him about promoting BSD sometime.
So perhaps a good court fight all the way to the top would be a good thing and kill the DMCA?
Tibbon
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I'd applaud the authorities. If you're going to stick your balls in a vice, you'd better not cry about it afterwards...
Amendment I.
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.
This clearly gives Bruce Perens and his audience the right to ASSEMBLE and DISCUSS any "grievances" they may have.
Congress may as well go piss on the graves of our founding fathers as they violate our bill of rights one by one.
-ted
This just isn't good, not a good at all. Our country shouldn't be ran like this. The founders didn't want it to be this way.
I personally think that they American people will get so disgruntled that within 100 years the government will be forced a total overhaul by the people. I don't want to see it happen, but this stuff just keeps getting worse and worse.
Soon they will start really affecting our day to day lifes, instead of just screwing up our entertainment
Tibbon
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Everyone remember Edward Felton? The Princeton professor that was being threatened by RIAA/SDMI? They threatened to prosecute him for a DMCA violation, but backed down because they knew it wasn't a strong enough case for them. They'd be suing a professor for giving a lecture in an academic setting. That wouldn't go over well, and could end up weakening their position significantly. These organizations know which battles they should be fighting. They've done a good job so far of picking only the ones they are likely to win. I doubt they will go after Perens. It's just too risky. Of course it will probably become obvious at some point that your social standing has a lot to do with what you can get away with. When some dirty hacker does the same thing Bruce does and gets arrested, we'll see that quite clearly.
It's not enough to bash in heads, you've got to bash in minds. - Captain Hammer
I've seen a lot of discussion on wether or not Perens will be arrested. If someone really wanted to bring this to a head, and if you're present and see him commit a crime, you have the right to perform a citizen's arrest. Let's make full use of our right while we still have them.
If there are plenty of witnesses who saw the crime committed (more than enough evidence to convict), I don't see how the DA could weasel out of prosecuting.
It probably has something to do with the need to laugh at the absurd.
On the subject of demonstrations and civil disobedience...
I've always found it funny that you have to get a permit to hold a protest in the US. Purportedly, this is to avoid undue inconvenience to those who are not taking-part in the protest - like rerouting traffic around the designated protest area - but isn't a protest supposed to be an inconvenience?
What's the point to giving-in to protesters if the protesters aren't affecting you adversely?
What would you all recommend that attendees of the speech do if, for example, the feds come up on stage in the middle of it and attempt to publically arrest him?
:-)
Start chanting DeCSS code.
Someone set us up the bomb, so shine we are!
Imagine having to go door to door and explain that you're a registered sex offender and how you really just took a leak behind a tree and it's no big deal... how many people would believe that coming from a known sex offender?
Of course, public breast-feeding is an upheld right for mothers in many areas... it's a "natural bodily function".
Not for you and I. They're reserved for wealthy political prisoners.
Though I realize Perens is potentially turning himself into a prisoner for politics, the "club fed" style prisons are primarily for the international variety of political prisoners. And then, they're generally a form of house arrest, not a site with dozens of political prisoners bunking together.
He will clearly be exercising his constitutionaly gauranteed right to free speech. The MPAA and RIA would be stupid to try and prosecute. It would go to the supreme court and then the DMCA would be toasted as it is clearly in violation of an amenment of the constitution.
It was worse, then, as they got their cake and ate it too: he didn't give the talk, and they didn't have to take him to court. Totally fscked up.
Freedom to fear. Freedom from thought. Freedom to kill.
I guess the War on Terror really is about freedom!
So, when do we all get together and start throwing shipments of DVD's into the Boston Harbor??
Your Servant, B. Baggins
That's an idea. Supposing we painted DeCSS (or some other DMCA violation) onto the side of a building (with the owner's permission, of course) together with an explanation of why the wall is now illegal. It would be sure to garner some media attention.
The MPAA has a special email address for reporting "piracy" -- though I don't know of any planned piracy, it seems like the place that they would like to be told about violations of the DMCA as well, so I sent them this note:
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Dear Sirs:
I work for Slashdot (http://slashdot.org), a Web site concerned
primarily with free software, electronic freedoms, computer hardware and
other things of interest to computer enthusiasts, as well as to those
generally interested in online freedom. The DMCA (and the MPAA's
involvement in that and similar laws) are frequent subjects of the
postings and discussion at Slashdot.
I guess that someone at the MPAA is aware of Bruce Perens' demonstration
Friday afternoon of (mostly trivial) circumvention techniques which allow
consumers to view DVDs in contravention of the Digital Milenium Copyright
Act. If not, here is a URL which links to both a discussion of this
planned demonstration and an Infoworld article on it; several of the
comments made in this discussion come from Mr. Perens himself. (The text
of this note will be posted to the discussion as well, and you are invited
to respond to it there, if you woud like.)
URL: http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=02/07/24/04152
Will the MPAA be pursuing action (filing a complaint) against Mr. Perens
for this public demonstration? If not, does this mean that other people
may also use similar techniques to enjoy their own DVDs without fear of
prosecution? I would also like to show people how to defeat annoying
region locks and encryption standards which make it dofficult to watch the
DVDs I have purchased.
I look forward to hearing from you; if the @hotline address is not the
right place to address this inquiry, I would appreciate hearing from you about where I should direct it instead.
Sincerely,
[signed, etc.]
jrnl: http://tinyurl.com/c2l8yr / foes: http://tinyurl.com/ckjno5
If you want a cause, forget this namby-pamby DMCA stuff. The real shuddering horror going on is the potential erosion of the 4th amendment, and due process in the war on terror. How many people are in jail and not even charged, much less convicted?
Plump geeks agonizing over their right to warez and MP3GZ in the face of this makes me sad.
I am stupid some days....
That really makes sense. BTW, if (when) the DMCA is destroyed, will those who have been wrongly charged (jailed, fined, loss of profits, etc..) be compensated?
Tibbon
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if he has an Apex. Quite a few of the Apex's can do PAL or NTSC. The one I have does both, and this is accomplished simply by hitting a few buttons on the remote. No firmware hack involved. The region encoding will require a firmware hack, but Apex firmware hacks are everywhere on the Net. I'd say there's a good chance Mr. Perens is going to use an Apex.
"Bold as Love"
I agree. However, this doesn't help you much when a cadre of lawyers with briefcases show up, frowning mightily.
The real question is, "has anyone successfully argued that standard EULA agreements on software are not contracts, and cannot be upheld if I decided to hack said software?"
I do not have an answer to this question. It's rather acedemic whether or not an end-user license or whatnot is a legal contract unless someone needs to challenge said "contract".
Many legal contraints can be placed upon individuals, whether or not they sign a formal contract.
[Offtopic] It's perfectly legal (in Canada) to make as many verbatim copies of any music production you legally own. Heck, it's a consumer right. That doesn't stop (US, Canadian, World) companies from restricting those rights whenever, and wherever, they can. Nobodies taken them to court and beat them soundly with a stout statute.
I'm not a lawyer, so I'm going to stop talking about the legalities now. My only point was that, under current conditions, it is trivial for a DVD manufacturer (&etc) to restrict almost any activity it deems unsavoury simply by invoking standard end-user agreements.
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Maybe Bruce can ask some of the audience if they want to participate. I don't know if this has other legal implications like conspiracy or something. It would be a stronger statement to see a group of people breaking the DMCA.
Just imagine, old respectable people, young workers, house dads/wifes, etc. It would be even be more interesting if he could get some "big" figures to back him up. Most big figures have ties with the industry, so it would be hard to see Celine Dion marking her own record. Maybe Ozzy or Marylin. Anybody have contacts with sports stars?
I guess it would also be neat to see some republicans/democrats/greens, etc doing it.
Another thing that is important is good media coverage.
I can't join you, but I'll contribute (the little that I have) to legal expenses.
cl
Reply . . . let's get it over with.
It looks to me like the 1920's again...Government cracking down on something that people enjoy because it's 'bad' and the people are rebelling in an odd manner. Interesting stuff. As I'm sure you all know, people back then would ignore the laws and make their own alcohol. While I'm not trying to compare this with alcohol, we still should do something like that. If more people like Mr. Perens pop up, there's obviously going to be more arrests, but eventually the FBI & Friends won't be able to keep up. Anybody know of conventions going on where fighting back would be appropriate?
"The government of the United States is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion."
Intellectual property law, which does not exist except the DMCA perhaps, bans innovation.
Patent law, trademark law, and copyright law, which do exist, allow an individual to have a hold on the market long enough to produce the product.
PTaC law have been perverted and marketted as IP law in an attempt to create IP law. Just because they call it doesn't make it so.
The message on the other side of this sig is false.
Just curious if there was someplace out there (maybe a web site) that had the status of this scenario...
Eric B
ebresie@gmail.com
Hi. I have some connections to a reasonably large activist group in my region, with whom I used to broadcast pirate radio stuff. I'm flying clean and legal now, but would like very much to hook these people up with some information on the DMCA, and other "Tech injustices". The problem is, these are IN NO WAY computer people. Computers baffle them, and if they don't understand the issues, there's not going to be any way for them to fight the issues.
So, I was wondering if anyone had a link to a page, or a list of their own that might have a simple breakdown of exactly why the DMCA and similar laws are evil, and how one can go about participating in civil disobedience against them.
Thank you very much!
Why doesn't some company or group of people begin manufacturing CD Roms, RWs and DVDs that don't have the region coding, and selling them in the US? If they're manufactured without the coding, then how could it be illegal? They wouldn't be 'removing' any DRM technologies, or whatever the MPAA and RIAA call it.
There are 4 boxes to use in the defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury, ammo. Use in that order. Starting now.
History has shown time and again that restrictive systems fail. That is why communism, and all the other toltarian states eventually crumble. What will happen to the DMCA enabled systems is that they will get fewer and fewer buyers and supporters until their clout is diminished to the point that they can't fund the lobbyists anymore.
That is why Linux is such a success. Microsoft defeated every company that tried to make money selling software, and eventually they all died out. Linux is a prime example of evolution at it's best, because it doesn't need money and therefore cannot be killed. Microsoft will not be able to beat linux just in the same way that DCMA will eventually become so weak that it too will die under the *future* innovations.
Forgive the FU to my own post, but I've proudly become an activist and sent the following complaint to Sony (I actually bought a Vaio and had to take the thing back because a) it was ugly and b) the region protection couldn't be cracked).
This is a slightly different take on the region-coding problem, and possibly one that might be easier to make progress on:
On reading the product description (below) of the Sony VX71P laptop computer, I am given the clear impression that this product is designed for users who travel internationally and that its major features will function in multiple countries. However, on enquiring further I have been told that the DVD disk player hardware in this model has been deliberately and explicitly prevented from playing DVD disks from more than one country, if that country is in a different region and if the disk is region-coded, as most disks are. For example, I cannot set the device to play both a DVD disk I buy or rent while in the UK and one which I buy or rent while in the USA.
I therefore consider this product description seriously misleading and therefore illegal under the UK Trade Descriptions Act, 1968 (False Trade Description clause).
Also, I suggest that any similar product descriptions applying to portable equipment offered by Sony and capable of playing DVDs are also illegal under the Act.
I request that you amend all product descriptions available to or intended for the UK market to avoid any suggestion that DVD player functionality is supported in multiple regions.
I look forward to your prompt attention to this matter, and would appreciate written notice of how you intend to comply with the TDA via email or by post.
If I receive no satisfactory response to this request in 21 days (by 14 August 2002) I will send it to your registered office in the UK. If after this I receive no satisfactory response I will lodge a complaint with my local trading standards office and ensure that the matter receives the widest possible publicity.
The text of the VX71P product description follows:
"Set your own limits.
When you want to take on the world, you need a notebook which can meet every challenge all the time. Ultra-portable with an unrivalled battery life and a 14.1" screen, the VAIO VX71P is the perfect stylish go-getter to help you push boundaries wherever you are.
* Crystal clear 14.1" display
* Extra-long battery life up to 4h 20min
* Ultra-portable, slim-size notebook: weight 2kg
* Controls the ultimate power/performance balance with high-end battery and low-voltage components
* Burn CDs on the road with the included mobile i.LINKTM DVD/CDRW drive
* Wide range of VAIO software pre-installed for video and audio applications"
If the marker trick actually works, wouldn't selling out or giving away markers constitute a violation of the DMCA??? If it enables you to circumvent the encryption/copy protection is it not illegal to traffic in it? Why don't we all go to retailers that sell DVDs and give out markers on the same day???
DVDs have 3 levels of access control in some sense:
1. CSS encryption
It's been ruled that this is an access control covered by the DMCA. However, not all DVDs are encrypted. DVDs that have some data encrypted do not always have all data encrypted. Perens could use an unencrypted DVD for his demo to bypass the CSS issue.
2. Region code
It still seems to be an open question whether region code is an access control covered by the DMCA.
3. Video standard
The USA, Japan, and much of Asia use NTSC. Other areas like Europe and Australia use PAL.
Some region-free or multi-region players will output NTSC for an NTSC disc, and PAL for a PAL disc. It is necessary to convert between video standards if the display cannot handle the video standard. Some players can also convert PAL discs for NTSC displays, and NTSC discs for PAL displays.
I would be completely astonished if video standard were considered an access control.
Assume for a moment that a disc has no region code, and you want to play it in a region 1 player. One player I own will refuse to play a PAL disc with no region, reporting it cannot play this type of disc. Since almost all displays in region 1 cannot handle a PAL signal, that restriction in the player makes some amount of sense. ("I tried to play this DVD and all it does is show a stretched out black&white picture!!!")
Say for a moment that a disc is from region 3, with NTSC video and no encryption. The only thing to restrict playing the disc in the USA is the region code. The big question now is whether the region code is "a technological measure that effectively controls access to a work protected under [the DMCA]", and whether instructions for how to play the disc are:
Maybe /. should add an option to their subscriptions to funnel a buck or two each month toward a fund to lobby congress, donate to politicians who support our views, and bail people like Bruce and Dmitry out when they get in trouble. We could decide where the money goes by taking a vote, where 1 karma point gets 1 vote (meritocracy is generally preferable to democracy).
Most members of Congress seem to be asking that snail mail be sent to their local district offices instead of their offices in DC. Most of them suggest Phone calls, FAXes, and email as an alternative to snail mail.
Happy Fun Ball is for external use only.
That'll get out of the "other specialists in the field" category, and might make him look like enough of a target.
It would also nail home the point: Hackers, phreaks and so on are researchers. Some of them are pretty lame, but so are many undergraduates and professors talk to them all the time.
my old sig used to be funny, but then slashcode ate it and now it's not funny anymore
People come to North America to escape what they felt as the repressive nature of Europe. Their hard-line religous stance was being booed. So what happens in North America? The Religous Right becomes the new standard of oppresive regimes.
Any time a despot is replaced or removed, a new one takes its place. Look at the French Revolution.
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http://conferences.oreillynet.com/cs/os2002/view/e _sess/2538
After Bruce breaks the DCMA, drop by understand a new module for making Open Source a successful business module...
I'm wondering if in the eyes of the law, "providing a route to" (your 2600's hyperlinks example) is "trafficking" whereas "telling someone how to do it" is merely free speech.
If so, then telling someone where to find a drug dealer would be trafficking (has anyone ever been prosecuted for this sort of "trafficking?), while telling them how to make their own drugs would not be.
The logic process is the same, and equally flawed.
~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
REGARDLESS of whether or not the individual did, knowingly or not, break the law.
http://www.fija.org/
Bob-
The Ludwig von Mises Institute. The reasoning individuals economics
Either everyone resists an unjust law, or the unjust law stands.
Have you seen Gandhi?
Yeah, you get thrown in jail. That happens when you're involved in an unjust system. Should I be arrested for walking on the sidewalk while black? Should I be arrested for listening to my music from a CDR instead of the CD master copy?
No. But you'll be thrown in jail until you can attract enough attention to the problem. Even then, you will still be thrown in jail. However, by doing this and publicising it, you educate the public about the system. If Bruce Perens does this, geeks will know and care. If YOU are thrown in jail, and more like you are thrown in jail, and you explain this to the media, average people will know and care.
The difference? A law standing or a law falling.
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