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travisbean writes "This should be enough to pique your interest. Add to the story that the guy has his own pond and I think we can all see where this is going... 'The first step was the procurement, through eBay, of three and half pounds of solid sodium metal for about a hundred dollars. This is a decent price for a small quantity like this. Small being a relative term: It's used by the ton in industry, but anything more than a few grams is a dangerous quantity if found in your home. Three and a half pounds is enough, for example, to blow your home to bits under the right conditions.'"

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  1. Awesome by SexyKellyOsbourne · · Score: 5, Funny

    Too bad he couldn't afford Cesium or Francium!

    1. Re:Awesome by evilrunner · · Score: 5, Funny

      Too bad Francium has a half life that is something on the order of a few milliseconds. Cesium on the other hand could explode if it was exposed to humid air. Sounds like Darwin at work to me.

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    2. Re:Awesome by wandernotlost · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ah yes. Reminds me of when I used to read alt.cesium, back in the day. Wonderful stories of Cesium and swimming pools and other bodies of water. The conjecture of all the great possibile combinations of Cesium and everyday products (like condoms - for explosive sex!).

      Such fond memories.

    3. Re:Awesome by Megane · · Score: 5, Interesting
      He does have some Cesium. It's sealed in a glass vial which he keeps in a locked compartment in the Periodic Table Table, along with two gold coins (because it was easier than putting a lock in Au as well. He thinks that if the glass were to break, there would be one hell of an explosion.

      It's a good thing I read the PTT site a few days ago linked from the IgNoble Awards, because it's slashdotted all to hell now. If it weren't for that, I'd provide you with a link to the Cesium page.

      As for Francium, I think I got to read the page for every element he had, and I don't seem to recall him having any. Some of the cool stuff he did have was some Lite Salt (NaCl/KCl mixture) which was measurably radioactive (!) because of a certain amount of natural Potassium is radioactive, and a Fiestaware bowl (which used Uranium as a dye) which was significantly radioactive and for which he made a cast lead bowl in which to store it.

      A little bit of trivia: more than a few of the Wolfram Research folks have purchased samples of Tungsten. Why? Tungsten's symbol is W, representing its name in German: Wolfram.

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    4. Re:Awesome by Galahad2 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, if he had some Francium, he probably doesn't have it anymore. The most common type has a half life of only 21.8 months (that's 223Fr, 221 and 212 have halflives of 4.8 months and 20 minutes, respectively). Not to mention that he would probably be able to knock "cancer" up a few notches on the ol' "What's probably going to kill me" list, and rule out any prospect of having children. Well, children that don't glow in the dark and are less than 60 feet tall, anyway.

    5. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      He probably does not have a pure sample of Francium, even though it can be found in nature, because it is short lived. Its longest lived isotope is Fr-223, with a half-life of about 22 minutes.

      Francium naturally occurs because Uranium-235 has a long half life (7*10^8 years), and it can decay per: U-235 => Th-231 => Pa-231 => Ac-227 => Fr-223 => Ra-223 => etc.

      That is the only significant source of Francium in nature.

      On the other hand, although the only Plutonium and Technetium on Earth are manmade, he could in principle have samples of these elements, since they have isotopes with reasonably long half lives.

    6. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The most common type has a half life of only 21.8 months (that's 223Fr,

      Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh. Surely you mean "21.8 minutes," Galahad2. :-)

      Seriously, it's an understandable mistake. But it is most unusual for a scientist to measure time in months, because different months have different lengths!

    7. Re:Awesome by packeteer · · Score: 5, Informative

      Sodium wont explode in humid air but it will burn... it makes it hard to put out too when adding water makes it EXPLODE.

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    8. Re:Awesome by Gordonjcp · · Score: 5, Informative

      Ah-ha. And what does Francium throw off when it decays? Hm, let me check. Looks like it throws off alpha particles. It's unlikely that they would get out of the glass phial containing the Francium, and even more unlikely that they'd get through the fabric of his trousers. Thin tissue paper stops alpha particles.

    9. Re:Awesome by sowellfan · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You can get tungsten rings here.

      http://www.r8w.com/trewtungstenwo.html

      I almost got one for my wedding ring, but ended up buying a titanium ring. The one with the 22 karat gold looks especially nice,
      I think.

    10. Re:Awesome by dattaway · · Score: 2

      Or just go to your local welding supply or hardware store and buy a few pounds of TIG welding rods. Be sure to get the ones that aren't the tungsten/thorium alloy. They often add radioactive thorium to the tungsten to increase its longevity.

      Pretty cool to see a radioactive warning on items at the hardware store...

    11. Re:Awesome by Some+Guy · · Score: 2, Funny

      This made me chuckle when I looked at the FAQ:

      What if a Trew Tungsten ring gets stuck on your finger, can it be safely removed if necessary?

      ...
      If pulling doesn't work, TrewTungsten rings are engineered to be safely and easily removed in case of emergency. Click here to view the recommended removal procedure as written by Dr. Stanley Hajduk and published by the Annals of Emergency Medicine in June of 2001. Note: You may be eligible for a full replacement if you submit the ring parts (including the serial number) and proof of removal by an emergency professional along with your warranty.

    12. Re:Awesome by jeblucas · · Score: 4, Informative
      Thin tissue paper stops alpha particles.
      Actually, your skin is thick enough to stop alpha particles. Barring ingestion, inhalation, or puncture wounds, pure alpha particle radiation poses almost no risk to your health. That said, if you do inhale some, it is far more damaging than beta or gamma.

      The lab I used to work in used Fiestaware (the orange U-238 containing type) to test our detectors. Fiestaware is relatively safe, the only worry being if you scratched the surface with your fork or knife and ingested some of the slivers.

      If you just want nuclide information and decay chains, I have to recommend this site.

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    13. Re:Awesome by gorilla · · Score: 3, Interesting

      One isotope of Francium (223Fr) has a half life of 22 minutes. It's still the most unstable of the first 103 elements though.

    14. Re:Awesome by rabidcow · · Score: 3, Informative

      Where did you check?

      "Francium's most stable isotope, francium-223, has a half-life of about 22 minutes. It decays into radium-223 through beta decay or into astatine-219 through alpha decay." source

      In all three of the most stable isotopes, alpha decay is less likely than beta decay for the first step, and if you look at the decay trees here, you'll see that you are pretty much guaranteed to get some beta decay someplace along the line.

    15. Re:Awesome by ebh · · Score: 2

      OK, before everyone runs off to Macy's to buy some uranium to eat your Crunch Berries out of...

      Fiestaware containing uranium hasn't been produced since the 1950's. The stuff you get today will provoke less of a reaction from your geiger counter than the dust bunnies under your bed (which pick up radon from your basement).

    16. Re:Awesome by Gordonjcp · · Score: 2

      Fair enough, that does look like beta emission is a bit more likely. However, it doesn't take much to shield against beta particles either. A 2mm aluminium plate will stop beta, iirc.

    17. Re:Awesome by SEE · · Score: 2

      Actually, there's a place in Gabon where plutonium was created naturally and on Earth two billion years ago -- the .

    18. Re:Awesome by SEE · · Score: 2

      Er, that is, the Oklo natural reactor.

    19. Re:Awesome by packeteer · · Score: 2

      Because i only know a little abotu sodium can you explain what a Type 4 fire extingusher is? I assume it uses some type of oil to suppress fire but where COULD you get one of these?

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  2. Now that's why we have eBay. by perfessor+multigeek · · Score: 2, Funny

    Mmm. Now I'll have to get my own stockpile. Heh, heh, heh.

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  3. Imagine... by nizo · · Score: 4, Funny

    duct taping this sodium to people who post "imagine a beowulf cluster of these" posts, and throwing them in a lake.

    1. Re:Imagine... by davidstrauss · · Score: 4, Funny

      Image a beowulf clu.....

      **Boom**

      No Carrier

    2. Re:Imagine... by gooberguy · · Score: 4, Funny

      Imagine duct taping this sodium to people who post "imagine a beowulf cluster of these" posts, and throwing them in a lake.

      Now imagine a beowulf cluster of THOSE!

      D/\ Gooberguy

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    3. Re:Imagine... by Idarubicin · · Score: 2

      Save some for the people who mention 3. Profit!!!

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    4. Re:Imagine... by richie2000 · · Score: 2
      CARRIER LOST WITH ALL HANDS STOP

      I had that one as logout message on my BBS back in the old days.

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    5. Re:Imagine... by ncc74656 · · Score: 2
      Hell yeah, as is:

      Hmm...

      ]POKE 53280,0

      ]POKE 53281,0

      ]POKE 646,1

      ]PRINT "GOING BYE BYE"
      GOING BYE BYE

      ]SYS 64738
      ?SYNTAX ERROR

      ]

      POKEing stuff into ROM or into the keyboard-input buffer tends to not do much...

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    6. Re:Imagine... by Swaffs · · Score: 2

      Well, you asked for it...

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    7. Re:Imagine... by ncc74656 · · Score: 2
      Wrong system - this is meant for the Commodore 64.

      Figured it might've been a Commodore of some sort, but since I never had one, I couldn't have confirmed it...my mid-80s computer upgrade was from a TI-99/4A to an Apple IIe, and the schools (where I was, anyway) were stocked with Atari computers of various sorts. I knew a few people (including my grandfather) who had CoCos, and I ran across a few other machines here and there, but for as common as they supposedly were, I knew nobody who had a Commodore.

      (Now watch this thread turn into a "my computer's better than yours" flamewar...:-) )

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  4. I've always wanted to do this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I've always wanted to do this. I have a lake behind my home and well, lots of free time. I was trying to find a way to extract the sodium from tablesalt but couldn't think of anything (anybody know?). I guess I should have checked eBay first :)

    1. Re:I've always wanted to do this by Catskul · · Score: 3, Informative

      If you melt salt then apply a voltage to the liquified sodium it will split into sodium and chlorine.

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    2. Re:I've always wanted to do this by bmwm3nut · · Score: 2, Informative

      this is no good for the lake...when the sodium reacts with water it makes hydrogen (where the explosion comes from) and sodium hydroxide. so you're basically polluting the lake with a strong base (think draino). i wouldn't want to be a fish or a plant in that lake.

    3. Re:I've always wanted to do this by Praeluceo · · Score: 4, Informative

      1) Take your table salt, about 100 lbs of it.
      2) Break the ionic bonding between the Cl and the Na (heat of formation being 395.5 kJ/mol) by heating it (2650907.2831789 moles) with 10.48E8 kJ.
      3) You then end up with Na+ + Cl- (ish), and can use electolysis to combine them back together.

      In conclussion, buy it off eBay, extracting sodium from salt is not a DIY project.

    4. Re:I've always wanted to do this by Gerry+Gleason · · Score: 2
      Aside from what someone else pointed out (that it's kind of like pouring drano in the lake), how would you do this without hurting yourself. Make a little boat and float it out there, then turn over or sink the boat? Once you got it 30-40 feet away, you could hit it with a hose to get thing started. I don't think the 'boat' would last long after that.

      Anyone know how if it would burn or explode in in these conditions (i.e. dumped in a lot of water, but not confined)? Would a chunk that large split up from the primary reaction? If it holds together I would expect a bubbling (and hot) reaction, and a hydrogen flame where the bubbles are coming up.

    5. Re:I've always wanted to do this by Mr.+No+Skills · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I've only seen this with a few grams.

      If thrown on top of water it shoots around -- think of a rocket with no control. It may have melted a bit and broke apart (its a soft metal and melts at relatively low temperature), but it was inside a beaker and hard to tell. It happened fast and made a lot of smoke, smell, and noise.

      If you dump the water on top (sodium in a dry beaker, then pour the water on top) the compression of the water on top of the rapid reation causes enough pressure to break the beaker (or to break a normal Pyrex beaker, anyway). You want to wear eye protection, as the broken glass explodes with pretty good force, enough to break the skin of the students sitting in the front row. Then, the chemistry teacher gets fired.

      I think it would take a pretty small lake and a pretty big pile of sodium to substantially alter the pH of the lake. Guess it depends on how deep the lake is.

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    6. Re:I've always wanted to do this by xmldude · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sure it's a DIY. I did this in high school:

      1. get a few cups of table salt from mom
      2. borrow two propane torches from dad
      3. rig the torches to point at the top of the pile of salt
      4. cut off the end of an extension cord
      5. blast the salt for 5 minutes or so until you have a small clear pool of liqued salt
      6. plug extenstion cord in and stick leads into pool of salt
      7. start all over again because there is now liqued copper in the salt
      8. then remembering from high school chemistry that CL gas is probably not something you want to inhale, set up a fan
      9. whoohoo! after two tanks of propane you now have ~2 grams of sodium
      10. verify by thowing it in the garage sink
      11. explain to dad why the driveway has heat blisters

      easy :)

    7. Re:I've always wanted to do this by grumpygrodyguy · · Score: 5, Informative

      For the curious, the melting point of NaCl is 804 degrees centigrade. Here's a link describing the process of procuring sodium from table salt.

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    8. Re:I've always wanted to do this by perfessor+multigeek · · Score: 2, Informative

      Back when I was a wee lad (well, a pyromaniacal wee lad) we kept sodium under a layer of oil. In other words, sodium metal can be stored and moved pretty effectively in a bottle of mineral oil. I seem to remember that the bottles were always the light-reducing brown ones but I remember not why.
      Sooooo....... you mostly fill a large-mouthed container (let's say an empty food-service multi-gallon can) with oil and drop your bottle of sodium into that. Dip the end of your tools into the oil and leave them for a while so that they are free of bubbles and then use tools to open the bottle and release the sodium into the open but big can. Drop the can (carefully) into the lake, where the oil will rise, the sodium will drop and KERBLOOEY!


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    9. Re:I've always wanted to do this by JesseL · · Score: 2

      You'll want to replace that extension cord with, hmm, maybe a car battery and jumper cables? AC from an extension cord won't get your electrolysis very far.

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    10. Re:I've always wanted to do this by GMontag451 · · Score: 2
      H2 + Heat -> Explosion.

      Technically, its H2 + O2 + Heat -> Explosion, but thats just nitpicking.

    11. Re:I've always wanted to do this by GMontag451 · · Score: 2
      You know, I thought about this in high school and decided that it would be a lot easier to get sodium out of lye than out of salt.

      Just do the reaction in reverse, 4(NaOH) + heat -> 2(Na2) + 2(H2O) + O2.

      I know that isn't exactly the reaction in reverse, but I couldn't think of any practical way to get the H2 back in, so I was hoping that reaction would work. Any actual chemists know if it will or not? You'd have to have some way of separating the water and sodium though.

    12. Re:I've always wanted to do this by lingqi · · Score: 2
      and there is a good reason why you can't. i mean, besides the 800 degrees (celcius) thing:

      Modern Downs cells operate at 25 to 40 kA and at potentials of 7 to 8 volts.

      good grief!! that's 300kW of power dissipated *IN THE DOWN CELL!* remember, this does not count the line loss (on the lines, of course) and power-supply's internal resistance...

      all in all, that's a lot of fscking current... granted, it's not on the order of 70-100kA like certain dangerous hobbies people keep -- but this is continuous current.

      _sigh_... I am huffing and puffing all over the place trying to get across how utterly impossible (at home) / amazing this is... but I think you really have to be an electrical engineer to appreciate its enormity.

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    13. Re:I've always wanted to do this by Alioth · · Score: 2

      It *IS* a DIY project - we did it in our chemistry lab. A bunsen burner, a crucible and suitable electrodes (that won't melt) are what's needed. You won't get a lot of sodium though.

      An easier (less heat required) way of doing it is to use salt solution, and a mercury cathode (you get sodium amalgam - the sodium is dissolved in the mercury).

    14. Re:I've always wanted to do this by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 2
      An easier way is to use calcuim carbide.

      I actually had to do a chemistry lab experiment one time that was specified in the course outline where we used calcium carbide chips and water (just mix them) to create acetylene and then find the best acetylene/air mixture to create the cleanest combustion.

      In other words, we had to create a bunch of acetylene gas and figure out the best way to make an impressive explosion.

      We called it the rain of death lab because with air-deficient mixtures you'd get a lot of partial and incompelte combustion and it would rain soot. The actual 'rain of death' was if you got one of the big-ass 5 L graduated cylinders, a while whackload of CaC2 chips and basically blew up as much acetylene as possible. BLAM!

      See also: Acetylene safety data

    15. Re:I've always wanted to do this by GlassUser · · Score: 2
      You want to wear eye protection, as the broken glass explodes with pretty good force, enough to break the skin of the students sitting in the front row. Then, the chemistry teacher gets fired.

      But we're not bitter at all!
    16. Re:I've always wanted to do this by fenix+down · · Score: 2, Funny

      My high school chem teacher tossed some sodium in the resivoir in my town. Now THAT'S pollution.

      Since it's a cool story, it was his last year before he was gonna retire, so he took 2 paper towel tubes, filled them up about 1/3 of the way with Na and stapled the ends shut, making something like one of those WWII grenades with the handles. Then he piled the class into his station wagon and this other kid's van, cruised down to the water, and hurled 'em in. The first one sank a little before the reaction really set in, so you basically got a huge steam/hydrogen bubble coming up, looking (and sounding) like a depth-charge. The second one wasn't as big, but it came apart as it hit, making lots of dancing fire, and little chunks of Na bouncing around on the surface.

      Most impressive of all, he managed to get us all back without anybody noticing. He rationalized screwing up the pH balance by saying he was just readjusting it to compensate for the acidity of drunken teenagers pissing in it.
      Oh, and this was 2 years ago, not the 50's throw uranium at your siblings era. He probably only got away with it by getting out of the state by the time the story got spread around.

    17. Re:I've always wanted to do this by rew · · Score: 2

      Just do the reaction in reverse, 4(NaOH) + heat -> 2(Na2) + 2(H2O) + O2.

      Nope. You get:

      NaOH (aq) + heat + H2O (l) -> NaOH (s) + H2O (g)

      i.e. you get a salt-like substance left over once you boil away the water.

      Roger.

    18. Re:I've always wanted to do this by GMontag451 · · Score: 2

      What happens if you boil NaOH (s)?

    19. Re:I've always wanted to do this by rew · · Score: 2

      What happens if you boil NaOH (s)?

      It melts around 319 degrees centigrade, and starts to boil around 1387. I think it's just going to boil and give you gaseous NaOH. (My table doesn't have an entry for boiling point if the salt desintegrates before boiling).

      But where were you going to put it in while it boils?....

      Roger.

  5. And we wonder by TheOste · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why many of the fun toys are banned for sale on EBay... Quit making this stuf so public :D

  6. He's a shoo-in by Zspdude · · Score: 5, Funny

    I bet the Darwin awards have already written up his exploits and are now just waiting....

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    1. Re:He's a shoo-in by Nykkel · · Score: 4, Interesting

      a guy with weather baloons in a lawnchair? nope, I don't think so.

      Snopes.com (an Urban Legends site) respectfully disagrees with you.
      Up, Up, and Away!

    2. Re:He's a shoo-in by TeknoDragon · · Score: 2

      crazy, there are however a few account placed in Seattle that my firends and I have never been able to find a published account of.

    3. Re:He's a shoo-in by G-funk · · Score: 3, Informative

      Sorry mate, most of them are not fabricated, and many have links (usually meatspace newspapers and such, not URIs) for your verification pleasures.

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    4. Re:He's a shoo-in by Cplus · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually he just won an Ig-Nobel Prize last week for his periodic table table.

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    5. Re:He's a shoo-in by Sloppy · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, we should ignore those blasphemous lies and have creationist awards instead.

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    6. Re:He's a shoo-in by sg_oneill · · Score: 2

      He shot himself in the heart , the poor guy. It's a tragic end to a guy who really did do an amazing thing.

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  7. Their server by jsse · · Score: 5, Funny

    explode in the similar fashion within 3 minutes featuring by /.

  8. Article Text by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Sodium Party
    Periodic Table home

    I'd read about, and heard stories about, throwing sodium into water. It's a classic thing chemistry students do in college, and based on the reports I have been able to find on the internet, they are often drunk at the time.

    While anecdotal evidence would suggest that many people have thrown sodium into the lakes and streams of the world, they have been reprehensibly lax in documenting the results. I could find no reliable, and I stress the word reliable, reports on what actually happens. What reports I did find were contradictory: As you will see, I now know why. The only videos I could find were of pathetic thumbnail-sized bits skidding about in a bowl. (Click here to see my version of this: It's really boring, trust me.)

    (A note on videos: All the videos on this page are in QuickTime format, and most of them require QuickTime V5 or better. You can download the latest version of QuickTime for Macintosh or Windows from http://www.apple.com/quicktime/download.)

    To do better than that, I decided I should produce a comprehensive online reference on sodium dropping, with documentation on the size and shape of the chunks, how thrown, and most importantly with videos of the resulting explosions. To do this, I held a Sodium Party. People brought chips and soda and we had a cookout.

    The first step was the procurement, through eBay, of three and half pounds of solid sodium metal for about a hundred dollars. This is a decent price for a small quantity like this. Small being a relative term: It's used by the ton in industry, but anything more than a few grams is a dangerous quantity if found in your home. Three and a half pounds is enough, for example, to blow your home to bits under the right conditions.

    Next I constructed a patented Sodium Release-o-tron:

    It was designed to be constructed in less than an hour using only things I already had lying around the shop, be very unlikely to go off by accident, and be unable to fail when activated. So far so good.

    Here's a picture of the first lump I loaded into it, in a preliminary experiment about a month before the party:

    Click here for a video showing how this lump was cut off of the main block: A wood chisel and some pushing is all it takes, because this stuff is very, very soft.

    And here's a picture of what happened when we pulled the string:

    Click here to see a video of this first explosion. (But only if you've got a fast connection, because it's not the best video by far: See below for much better ones if loading these takes time for you.)

    This chunk, about 50 grams, gave a surprisingly strong bang, especially considering that there was no containment and no intentional pre-mixing of reactive chemicals, at least one of which is normally a prerequisite for a sharp report.

    My theory is that it's a fuel-air explosion caused by mixing of the hydrogen gas with air, ignited a second or two later (as you can see in the video) by the heat that builds up in the sodium. The heating of the sodium acts as the time fuse needed to make any fuel air bomb work. This theory would imply that only a minimal shock wave should be transmitted into the water, since the explosion would be happening well above the surface, as the picture seems to show. Unfortunately that theory is not supported by the fact that the metal bucket was split at the seams, even though less than an inch of rim extended over the level of the water.

    Which brings me to a safety warning: Sodium is really rather dangerous. If we had been anywhere within 15 feet of this explosion, it would have sprayed us with molten sodium and sodium hydroxide. Even a tiny amount in the eyes would have been a serious medical emergency. That's why I built a device that let me release it in a very controlled way from a great distance: If you want to do anything even remotely like this, you should take similar precautions. While it's safe to drop a tiny piece, maybe a few millimeters on edge, into a bowl of water, if you are wearing safety glasses, the force of the explosion goes up non-linearly with size. A lot of people have hurt themselves by going to bigger and bigger pieces thinking it's just going to do more of the same. It doesn't: At some point it turns from a fizzle and flame into a real explosion, like a shotgun.

    There's also the issue of smoke, of which a lot is produced. I'm not sure what the smoke is, but I suspect it's powdered soda lye (caustic soda, otherwise known as sodium hydroxide), which means you really, really don't want to get in the way of it. Or it could be powdered sodium oxide, which might react over time with carbon dioxide in the air to form sodium carbonate or bicarbonate. I really don't know. But if it is powdered soda lye it would severely burn your eyes, lungs, and skin, and no safety glasses would protect you. Be sure you are upwind.

    We had wet down about a 15 foot radius all around, and true to expectations, there were a series of secondary explosions as balls of sodium ejected by the main explosion hit the ground. Unfortunately I was taken aback by the explosion and jerked the camera, so you can't see them. That's one reason the later videos came out better: I used a tripod.

    I had planned to hose down and maybe neutralize the driveway the next morning, but in a fascinating display of nature, the driveway was full of little yellow butterflies the next morning.

    I've read that male butterflies collect sodium as a present for their mates, and they sure seemed to like mine, so I decided to leave it. I'm surprised they liked what must be a fairly basic solution, but then maybe it's just neutralized decades of road acid.

    According to the popular radio entomologist May Berenbaum from the University of Illinois, I was right about the butterflies. She writes:
    "They're called sulfur butterflies (in the family Pieridae) and the general consensus is that they are indeed after sodium, which is transferred to females in the spermatophore or sperm package.
    Here are some references about the phenomenon:
    Adler, P. and D. Pearson, 1982. Why do male butterflies visit mud puddles? Can. J. Zool. 60: 322-325.
    Arms, K., P. Feeny and R.C. Lederhouse, 1974. Sodium: stimulus for puddling behavior by tiger swallowtail butterflies, Papilio glaucus. Science 185: 372-374.
    Smedley, S. R. and T. Eisner 1996. Sodium--a male moth's gift to its offspring. Proc. Nat. Acad. Sci. 93:809-13.

    There's something intensely sad about this. These tiny creatures have nothing to give but a little package of sodium, but this they give with all their heart. It is their life, their hope, their future, and they give it, asking nothing in return, that their children might have a better start in life. I suppose it should be uplifting, but somehow it just seems terribly sad to me.

    Moving on, I still needed to work out the details of my Sodium Party. The classic thing to do with sodium is to throw it in a lake. I own a lake. It's obvious what to do, right? Actually, it's not that simple. For one thing, I care a great deal about the fish and frogs in my lake, and don't wish to poison or shock them. Sodium certainly isn't poisonous, but it could raise the pH measurably, even in my acre and a half lake (I did the math). More of a problem would be intense shock waves. After all, fishing with dynamite is a redneck tradition, and I don't allow fishing in my lake, even by me.

    There was also that phone call from the Illinois Environmental Protection Agency, which somehow got wind of my idea. They believe that sodium is a caustic waste material which may not be dumped into the waters of the state in any quantity. I question that on two grounds, first I question that there is no lower reporting limit on sodium, and second I question that my lake is a water of the state. Having worked as a volunteer for an environmental water quality watchdog organization, and having spoken with several people there about this, I think I'm almost certainly right in believing that I have the legal right to dump a few ounces of sodium into my private lake if I so choose. The representative of the IEPA, however, disagreed with me on that conclusion.

    Fortunately, no constitutional crisis developed out of this impasse, because by the time he put is foot down, I had already decided that I really didn't want to place my fish in harms way anyway.

    The day before the party a few intrepid souls came out to test my ingenious workaround. I cleared a small floating deck, put a tarp over it with edges so I could flood the whole thing with about an inch of water, and put a small kids swimming pool full of water in the middle. Then I anchored the whole thing out in the middle of the lake with the sodium release-o-tron on it.

    I loaded the machine with a 109.5 gram solid lump of sodium (about twice as big as the piece in my first experiment on land), rowed away, and started the cameras rolling.

    The idea was that the sodium would explode in the pool, and at most a trivial amount would escape to the surrounding lake, where it would be instantly vaporized. I could then neutralize the pool water with a touch of hydrochloric acid ("Muriatic acid" at any hardware store), leaving only slightly salty water in the pool. (Sodium goes to hydrogen gas plus sodium and hydroxide ions in the water. Hydrochloric acid is chlorine and hydrogen ions: The hydrogen ions combine with the hydroxide ions to form water and neutralize the pH, while the sodium and chlorine ions are what is more commonly known as dissolved table salt. Not even the IEPA, I believe, has a regulation against dumping slightly salty water.)

    But that's not quite how it worked out. There was an initial large explosion:

    Then there were a series of secondary explosions obviously caused by a single fairly large chunk that was literally hopping across the lake. It was thrown high up into the air, came down to hit the water at a high rate of speed, and was then thrown back up into the air by the resulting explosion. This happened at least three, maybe four times, so far as I can tell from the video.

    This is quite alarming: The longest time between impacts, timed on the videotape, was 3.12 seconds. If you do the math, this means the chunk was thrown almost 40 feet high. Fortunately it was going reasonably close to straight up and down, and we were quite far away (about 200 feet). But this skipping behavior, which so far as I know is documented here for the first time on the internet, clearly gives the whole thing far greater potential reach. It's easy to imagine a chunk skipping hundreds of feet.

    I think this skipping behavior is one reason reports on what happens to sodium when you throw it in water are so varied and contradictory. As you will see in the videos below, it varies tremendously depending on the size of the chunk, how hard it hits the water, how deep the water is, and probably on the temperature of the air and water.

    Very small pieces skid around and may or may not burn, but don't generally explode. Larger pieces explode and disintegrate themselves. Still larger pieces explode but stay intact, ejecting a solid chunk high into the air. Of course when the chunk comes back down, it's anyone's guess what happens next.

    If someone were to throw a chunk like this (about three ounces) by hand into a lake, it could very easy come back and hit them. This video tape clearly demonstrates that sodium can throw itself farther than you can. And more ominously, you can clearly see on at least one of the jumps that it tends to come back at the direction it was thrown from. My theory is that when it hits the water it forms a cavity as it plunges down. This cavity acts like a cannon barrel to direct the chunk back in the direction it came from, when the steam and evolved hydrogen explode.

    For this reason, I think a repeat of this method of deployment would be ill advised. It simply isn't predictable enough to be safe. When the pool is surrounded by wet driveway, there's no obvious way for chunks to skip long distances, and that's the way I decided to do it for the main party.

    On the day of the party I set up the Release-O-Tron at one end of our parking lot, and laid out a pair of hoses connected to the well pump in the lake (which provides an endless supply of water). I ran the hoses for about an hour to get the whole gravel area wet down, and they were left running most of the time, to keep a good puddle about 40-50ft in diameter around the swimming pool.

    Starting around 5:30 we set off a bunch of explosions, using a variety of different sizes and configurations of sodium, during daylight and night time. Some were solid chunks, others were cut up into sugar-cube sized bits:Sodium Party
    Periodic Table home

    I'd read about, and heard stories about, throwing sodium into water. It's a classic thing chemistry students do in college, and based on the reports I have been able to find on the internet, they are often drunk at the time.

    While anecdotal evidence would suggest that many people have thrown sodium into the lakes and streams of the world, they have been reprehensibly lax in documenting the results. I could find no reliable, and I stress the word reliable, reports on what actually happens. What reports I did find were contradictory: As you will see, I now know why. The only videos I could find were of pathetic thumbnail-sized bits skidding about in a bowl. (Click here to see my version of this: It's really boring, trust me.)

    (A note on videos: All the videos on this page are in QuickTime format, and most of them require QuickTime V5 or better. You can download the latest version of QuickTime for Macintosh or Windows from http://www.apple.com/quicktime/download.)

    To do better than that, I decided I should produce a comprehensive online reference on sodium dropping, with documentation on the size and shape of the chunks, how thrown, and most importantly with videos of the resulting explosions. To do this, I held a Sodium Party. People brought chips and soda and we had a cookout.

    The first step was the procurement, through eBay, of three and half pounds of solid sodium metal for about a hundred dollars. This is a decent price for a small quantity like this. Small being a relative term: It's used by the ton in industry, but anything more than a few grams is a dangerous quantity if found in your home. Three and a half pounds is enough, for example, to blow your home to bits under the right conditions.

    Next I constructed a patented Sodium Release-o-tron:

    It was designed to be constructed in less than an hour using only things I already had lying around the shop, be very unlikely to go off by accident, and be unable to fail when activated. So far so good.

    Here's a picture of the first lump I loaded into it, in a preliminary experiment about a month before the party:

    Click here for a video showing how this lump was cut off of the main block: A wood chisel and some pushing is all it takes, because this stuff is very, very soft.

    And here's a picture of what happened when we pulled the string:

    Click here to see a video of this first explosion. (But only if you've got a fast connection, because it's not the best video by far: See below for much better ones if loading these takes time for you.)

    This chunk, about 50 grams, gave a surprisingly strong bang, especially considering that there was no containment and no intentional pre-mixing of reactive chemicals, at least one of which is normally a prerequisite for a sharp report.

    My theory is that it's a fuel-air explosion caused by mixing of the hydrogen gas with air, ignited a second or two later (as you can see in the video) by the heat that builds up in the sodium. The heating of the sodium acts as the time fuse needed to make any fuel air bomb work. This theory would imply that only a minimal shock wave should be transmitted into the water, since the explosion would be happening well above the surface, as the picture seems to show. Unfortunately that theory is not supported by the fact that the metal bucket was split at the seams, even though less than an inch of rim extended over the level of the water.

    Which brings me to a safety warning: Sodium is really rather dangerous. If we had been anywhere within 15 feet of this explosion, it would have sprayed us with molten sodium and sodium hydroxide. Even a tiny amount in the eyes would have been a serious medical emergency. That's why I built a device that let me release it in a very controlled way from a great distance: If you want to do anything even remotely like this, you should take similar precautions. While it's safe to drop a tiny piece, maybe a few millimeters on edge, into a bowl of water, if you are wearing safety glasses, the force of the explosion goes up non-linearly with size. A lot of people have hurt themselves by going to bigger and bigger pieces thinking it's just going to do more of the same. It doesn't: At some point it turns from a fizzle and flame into a real explosion, like a shotgun.

    There's also the issue of smoke, of which a lot is produced. I'm not sure what the smoke is, but I suspect it's powdered soda lye (caustic soda, otherwise known as sodium hydroxide), which means you really, really don't want to get in the way of it. Or it could be powdered sodium oxide, which might react over time with carbon dioxide in the air to form sodium carbonate or bicarbonate. I really don't know. But if it is powdered soda lye it would severely burn your eyes, lungs, and skin, and no safety glasses would protect you. Be sure you are upwind.

    We had wet down about a 15 foot radius all around, and true to expectations, there were a series of secondary explosions as balls of sodium ejected by the main explosion hit the ground. Unfortunately I was taken aback by the explosion and jerked the camera, so you can't see them. That's one reason the later videos came out better: I used a tripod.

    I had planned to hose down and maybe neutralize the driveway the next morning, but in a fascinating display of nature, the driveway was full of little yellow butterflies the next morning.

    I've read that male butterflies collect sodium as a present for their mates, and they sure seemed to like mine, so I decided to leave it. I'm surprised they liked what must be a fairly basic solution, but then maybe it's just neutralized decades of road acid.

    According to the popular radio entomologist May Berenbaum from the University of Illinois, I was right about the butterflies. She writes:
    "They're called sulfur butterflies (in the family Pieridae) and the general consensus is that they are indeed after sodium, which is transferred to females in the spermatophore or sperm package.
    Here are some references about the phenomenon:
    Adler, P. and D. Pearson, 1982. Why do male butterflies visit mud puddles? Can. J. Zool. 60: 322-325.
    Arms, K., P. Feeny and R.C. Lederhouse, 1974. Sodium: stimulus for puddling behavior by tiger swallowtail butterflies, Papilio glaucus. Science 185: 372-374.
    Smedley, S. R. and T. Eisner 1996. Sodium--a male moth's gift to its offspring. Proc. Nat. Acad. Sci. 93:809-13.

    There's something intensely sad about this. These tiny creatures have nothing to give but a little package of sodium, but this they give with all their heart. It is their life, their hope, their future, and they give it, asking nothing in return, that their children might have a better start in life. I suppose it should be uplifting, but somehow it just seems terribly sad to me.

    Moving on, I still needed to work out the details of my Sodium Party. The classic thing to do with sodium is to throw it in a lake. I own a lake. It's obvious what to do, right? Actually, it's not that simple. For one thing, I care a great deal about the fish and frogs in my lake, and don't wish to poison or shock them. Sodium certainly isn't poisonous, but it could raise the pH measurably, even in my acre and a half lake (I did the math). More of a problem would be intense shock waves. After all, fishing with dynamite is a redneck tradition, and I don't allow fishing in my lake, even by me.

    There was also that phone call from the Illinois Environmental Protection Agency, which somehow got wind of my idea. They believe that sodium is a caustic waste material which may not be dumped into the waters of the state in any quantity. I question that on two grounds, first I question that there is no lower reporting limit on sodium, and second I question that my lake is a water of the state. Having worked as a volunteer for an environmental water quality watchdog organization, and having spoken with several people there about this, I think I'm almost certainly right in believing that I have the legal right to dump a few ounces of sodium into my private lake if I so choose. The representative of the IEPA, however, disagreed with me on that conclusion.

    Fortunately, no constitutional crisis developed out of this impasse, because by the time he put is foot down, I had already decided that I really didn't want to place my fish in harms way anyway.

    The day before the party a few intrepid souls came out to test my ingenious workaround. I cleared a small floating deck, put a tarp over it with edges so I could flood the whole thing with about an inch of water, and put a small kids swimming pool full of water in the middle. Then I anchored the whole thing out in the middle of the lake with the sodium release-o-tron on it.

    I loaded the machine with a 109.5 gram solid lump of sodium (about twice as big as the piece in my first experiment on land), rowed away, and started the cameras rolling.

    The idea was that the sodium would explode in the pool, and at most a trivial amount would escape to the surrounding lake, where it would be instantly vaporized. I could then neutralize the pool water with a touch of hydrochloric acid ("Muriatic acid" at any hardware store), leaving only slightly salty water in the pool. (Sodium goes to hydrogen gas plus sodium and hydroxide ions in the water. Hydrochloric acid is chlorine and hydrogen ions: The hydrogen ions combine with the hydroxide ions to form water and neutralize the pH, while the sodium and chlorine ions are what is more commonly known as dissolved table salt. Not even the IEPA, I believe, has a regulation against dumping slightly salty water.)

    But that's not quite how it worked out. There was an initial large explosion:

    Then there were a series of secondary explosions obviously caused by a single fairly large chunk that was literally hopping across the lake. It was thrown high up into the air, came down to hit the water at a high rate of speed, and was then thrown back up into the air by the resulting explosion. This happened at least three, maybe four times, so far as I can tell from the video.

    This is quite alarming: The longest time between impacts, timed on the videotape, was 3.12 seconds. If you do the math, this means the chunk was thrown almost 40 feet high. Fortunately it was going reasonably close to straight up and down, and we were quite far away (about 200 feet). But this skipping behavior, which so far as I know is documented here for the first time on the internet, clearly gives the whole thing far greater potential reach. It's easy to imagine a chunk skipping hundreds of feet.

    I think this skipping behavior is one reason reports on what happens to sodium when you throw it in water are so varied and contradictory. As you will see in the videos below, it varies tremendously depending on the size of the chunk, how hard it hits the water, how deep the water is, and probably on the temperature of the air and water.

    Very small pieces skid around and may or may not burn, but don't generally explode. Larger pieces explode and disintegrate themselves. Still larger pieces explode but stay intact, ejecting a solid chunk high into the air. Of course when the chunk comes back down, it's anyone's guess what happens next.

    If someone were to throw a chunk like this (about three ounces) by hand into a lake, it could very easy come back and hit them. This video tape clearly demonstrates that sodium can throw itself farther than you can. And more ominously, you can clearly see on at least one of the jumps that it tends to come back at the direction it was thrown from. My theory is that when it hits the water it forms a cavity as it plunges down. This cavity acts like a cannon barrel to direct the chunk back in the direction it came from, when the steam and evolved hydrogen explode.

    For this reason, I think a repeat of this method of deployment would be ill advised. It simply isn't predictable enough to be safe. When the pool is surrounded by wet driveway, there's no obvious way for chunks to skip long distances, and that's the way I decided to do it for the main party.

    On the day of the party I set up the Release-O-Tron at one end of our parking lot, and laid out a pair of hoses connected to the well pump in the lake (which provides an endless supply of water). I ran the hoses for about an hour to get the whole gravel area wet down, Sodium Party
    Periodic Table home

    I'd read about, and heard stories about, throwing sodium into water. It's a classic thing chemistry students do in college, and based on the reports I have been able to find on the internet, they are often drunk at the time.

    While anecdotal evidence would suggest that many people have thrown sodium into the lakes and streams of the world, they have been reprehensibly lax in documenting the results. I could find no reliable, and I stress the word reliable, reports on what actually happens. What reports I did find were contradictory: As you will see, I now know why. The only videos I could find were of pathetic thumbnail-sized bits skidding about in a bowl. (Click here to see my version of this: It's really boring, trust me.)

    (A note on videos: All the videos on this page are in QuickTime format, and most of them require QuickTime V5 or better. You can download the latest version of QuickTime for Macintosh or Windows from http://www.apple.com/quicktime/download.)

    To do better than that, I decided I should produce a comprehensive online reference on sodium dropping, with documentation on the size and shape of the chunks, how thrown, and most importantly with videos of the resulting explosions. To do this, I held a Sodium Party. People brought chips and soda and we had a cookout.

    The first step was the procurement, through eBay, of three and half pounds of solid sodium metal for about a hundred dollars. This is a decent price for a small quantity like this. Small being a relative term: It's used by the ton in industry, but anything more than a few grams is a dangerous quantity if found in your home. Three and a half pounds is enough, for example, to blow your home to bits under the right conditions.

    Next I constructed a patented Sodium Release-o-tron:

    It was designed to be constructed in less than an hour using only things I already had lying around the shop, be very unlikely to go off by accident, and be unable to fail when activated. So far so good.

    Here's a picture of the first lump I loaded into it, in a preliminary experiment about a month before the party:

    Click here for a video showing how this lump was cut off of the main block: A wood chisel and some pushing is all it takes, because this stuff is very, very soft.

    And here's a picture of what happened when we pulled the string:

    Click here to see a video of this first explosion. (But only if you've got a fast connection, because it's not the best video by far: See below for much better ones if loading these takes time for you.)

    This chunk, about 50 grams, gave a surprisingly strong bang, especially considering that there was no containment and no intentional pre-mixing of reactive chemicals, at least one of which is normally a prerequisite for a sharp report.

    My theory is that it's a fuel-air explosion caused by mixing of the hydrogen gas with air, ignited a second or two later (as you can see in the video) by the heat that builds up in the sodium. The heating of the sodium acts as the time fuse needed to make any fuel air bomb work. This theory would imply that only a minimal shock wave should be transmitted into the water, since the explosion would be happening well above the surface, as the picture seems to show. Unfortunately that theory is not supported by the fact that the metal bucket was split at the seams, even though less than an inch of rim extended over the level of the water.

    Which brings me to a safety warning: Sodium is really rather dangerous. If we had been anywhere within 15 feet of this explosion, it would have sprayed us with molten sodium and sodium hydroxide. Even a tiny amount in the eyes would have been a serious medical emergency. That's why I built a device that let me release it in a very controlled way from a great distance: If you want to do anything even remotely like this, you should take similar precautions. While it's safe to drop a tiny piece, maybe a few millimeters on edge, into a bowl of water, if you are wearing safety glasses, the force of the explosion goes up non-linearly with size. A lot of people have hurt themselves by going to bigger and bigger pieces thinking it's just going to do more of the same. It doesn't: At some point it turns from a fizzle and flame into a real explosion, like a shotgun.

    There's also the issue of smoke, of which a lot is produced. I'm not sure what the smoke is, but I suspect it's powdered soda lye (caustic soda, otherwise known as sodium hydroxide), which means you really, really don't want to get in the way of it. Or it could be powdered sodium oxide, which might react over time with carbon dioxide in the air to form sodium carbonate or bicarbonate. I really don't know. But if it is powdered soda lye it would severely burn your eyes, lungs, and skin, and no safety glasses would protect you. Be sure you are upwind.

    We had wet down about a 15 foot radius all around, and true to expectations, there were a series of secondary explosions as balls of sodium ejected by the main explosion hit the ground. Unfortunately I was taken aback by the explosion and jerked the camera, so you can't see them. That's one reason the later videos came out better: I used a tripod.

    I had planned to hose down and maybe neutralize the driveway the next morning, but in a fascinating display of nature, the driveway was full of little yellow butterflies the next morning.

    I've read that male butterflies collect sodium as a present for their mates, and they sure seemed to like mine, so I decided to leave it. I'm surprised they liked what must be a fairly basic solution, but then maybe it's just neutralized decades of road acid.

    According to the popular radio entomologist May Berenbaum from the University of Illinois, I was right about the butterflies. She writes:
    "They're called sulfur butterflies (in the family Pieridae) and the general consensus is that they are indeed after sodium, which is transferred to females in the spermatophore or sperm package.
    Here are some references about the phenomenon:
    Adler, P. and D. Pearson, 1982. Why do male butterflies visit mud puddles? Can. J. Zool. 60: 322-325.
    Arms, K., P. Feeny and R.C. Lederhouse, 1974. Sodium: stimulus for puddling behavior by tiger swallowtail butterflies, Papilio glaucus. Science 185: 372-374.
    Smedley, S. R. and T. Eisner 1996. Sodium--a male moth's gift to its offspring. Proc. Nat. Acad. Sci. 93:809-13.

    There's something intensely sad about this. These tiny creatures have nothing to give but a little package of sodium, but this they give with all their heart. It is their life, their hope, their future, and they give it, asking nothing in return, that their children might have a better start in life. I suppose it should be uplifting, but somehow it just seems terribly sad to me.

    Moving on, I still needed to work out the details of my Sodium Party. The classic thing to do with sodium is to throw it in a lake. I own a lake. It's obvious what to do, right? Actually, it's not that simple. For one thing, I care a great deal about the fish and frogs in my lake, and don't wish to poison or shock them. Sodium certainly isn't poisonous, but it could raise the pH measurably, even in my acre and a half lake (I did the math). More of a problem would be intense shock waves. After all, fishing with dynamite is a redneck tradition, and I don't allow fishing in my lake, even by me.

    There was also that phone call from the Illinois Environmental Protection Agency, which somehow got wind of my idea. They believe that sodium is a caustic waste material which may not be dumped into the waters of the state in any quantity. I question that on two grounds, first I question that there is no lower reporting limit on sodium, and second I question that my lake is a water of the state. Having worked as a volunteer for an environmental water quality watchdog organization, and having spoken with several people there about this, I think I'm almost certainly right in believing that I have the legal right to dump a few ounces of sodium into my private lake if I so choose. The representative of the IEPA, however, disagreed with me on that conclusion.

    Fortunately, no constitutional crisis developed out of this impasse, because by the time he put is foot down, I had already decided that I really didn't want to place my fish in harms way anyway.

    The day before the party a few intrepid souls came out to test my ingenious workaround. I cleared a small floating deck, put a tarp over it with edges so I could flood the whole thing with about an inch of water, and put a small kids swimming pool full of water in the middle. Then I anchored the whole thing out in the middle of the lake with the sodium release-o-tron on it.

    I loaded the machine with a 109.5 gram solid lump of sodium (about twice as big as the piece in my first experiment on land), rowed away, and started the cameras rolling.

    The idea was that the sodium would explode in the pool, and at most a trivial amount would escape to the surrounding lake, where it would be instantly vaporized. I could then neutralize the pool water with a touch of hydrochloric acid ("Muriatic acid" at any hardware store), leaving only slightly salty water in the pool. (Sodium goes to hydrogen gas plus sodium and hydroxide ions in the water. Hydrochloric acid is chlorine and hydrogen ions: The hydrogen ions combine with the hydroxide ions to form water and neutralize the pH, while the sodium and chlorine ions are what is more commonly known as dissolved table salt. Not even the IEPA, I believe, has a regulation against dumping slightly salty water.)

    But that's not quite how it worked out. There was an initial large explosion:

    Then there were a series of secondary explosions obviously caused by a single fairly large chunk that was literally hopping across the lake. It was thrown high up into the air, came down to hit the water at a high rate of speed, and was then thrown back up into the air by the resulting explosion. This happened at least three, maybe four times, so far as I can tell from the video.

    This is quite alarming: The longest time between impacts, timed on the videotape, was 3.12 seconds. If you do the math, this means the chunk was thrown almost 40 feet high. Fortunately it was going reasonably close to straight up and down, and we were quite far away (about 200 feet). But this skipping behavior, which so far as I know is documented here for the first time on the internet, clearly gives the whole thing far greater potential reach. It's easy to imagine a chunk skipping hundreds of feet.

    I think this skipping behavior is one reason reports on what happens to sodium when you throw it in water are so varied and contradictory. As you will see in the videos below, it varies tremendously depending on the size of the chunk, how hard it hits the water, how deep the water is, and probably on the temperature of the air and water.

    Very small pieces skid around and may or may not burn, but don't generally explode. Larger pieces explode and disintegrate themselves. Still larger pieces explode but stay intact, ejecting a solid chunk high into the air. Of course when the chunk comes back down, it's anyone's guess what happens next.

    If someone were to throw a chunk like this (about three ounces) by hand into a lake, it could very easy come back and hit them. This video tape clearly demonstrates that sodium can throw itself farther than you can. And more ominously, you can clearly see on at least one of the jumps that it tends to come back at the direction it was thrown from. My theory is that when it hits the water it forms a cavity as it plunges down. This cavity acts like a cannon barrel to direct the chunk back in the direction it came from, when the steam and evolved hydrogen explode.

    For this reason, I think a repeat of this method of deployment would be ill advised. It simply isn't predictable enough to be safe. When the pool is surrounded by wet driveway, there's no obvious way for chunks to skip long distances, and that's the way I decided to do it for the main party.

    On the day of the party I set up the Release-O-Tron at one end of our parking lot, and laid out a pair of hoses connected to the well pump in the lake (which provides an endless supply of water). I ran the hoses for about an hour to get the whole gravel area wet down, and they were left running most of the time, to keep a good puddle about 40-50ft in diameter around the swimming pool.

    Starting around 5:30 we set off a bunch of explosions, using a variety of different sizes and configurations of sodium, during daylight and night time. Some were solid chunks, others were cut up into sugar-cube sized bits:and they were left running most of the time, to keep a good puddle about 40-50ft in diameter around the swimming pool.

    Starting around 5:30 we set off a bunch of explosions, using a variety of different sizes and configurations of sodium, during daylight and night time. Some were solid chunks, others were cut up into sugar-cube sized bits:

    1. Re:Article Text by delta407 · · Score: 5, Informative

      I'm starting an image mirror here:
      http://www.visi.com/~rwglynn/mirror/

    2. Re:Article Text by Archon-X · · Score: 3, Funny

      "I've read that male butterflies collect sodium as a present for their mates"

      Strange, I thought collecting explosive stuff was the plight of the 13year before metamorphisis.

    3. Re:Article Text by delta407 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Formatted text and all images are now live on the mirror.

      No movies, though. ;-)

    4. Re:Article Text by cetan · · Score: 5, Informative

      Not that I think visi is going to get /.'ed but I've put a mirror up here as well (using your mirror).

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    5. Re:Article Text by surprise_audit · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Reminds me of a senior-year student back when I was in school (20+ years ago). This guy, normally fairly bright, decided that it would be possible to collect hydrogen over water by filling a gas jar with water, inverting it in a water bath, then introducing a pellet of sodium under the gas jar.

      Everything went as planned for a few seconds, then the burning molten sodium caused the same kind of fuel/air explosion as described in the 'Sodium Party' article. The resultant shockwave took the bottom out of the glass(!!) water bath, releasing about 5 gallons of water onto the workbench, along with little bits of fizzing sodium. The gas jar (probably about 1 pound in weight) cleared the adjacent bench, landing maybe 10 feet away.

    6. Re:Article Text by Baloo+Ursidae · · Score: 3, Informative

      Everything including the movies is being mirroed here. Should have everything in a little bit.

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    7. Re:Article Text by charnov · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Just on the outskirts of the small Indiana town I grew up in (go Trojans), there is a pond in the woods that is easy to spot by the lack of trees within about an eigth of a mile.

      The story goes (as told to us by my high school chem teacher a few years later), two "former" students of the high school stole a large quantity of sodium from the chemistry store room (several pounds...it had been there since the 50's stored in a big glass jar filled with, I think, kerosene). They took the jar to the pond, got in a rowboat, and dropped the sodium out in the middle. Apparantley it took some time for the reaction to start, because they had enough time to get to the shore and pop open some beers.

      The explosion leveled trees over a wide area, shattered windows for miles, and knocked a house off it's foundation a few hundred yards away. This happened in the early eighties and the local authorities though we had been nuked.

      They found some of the boys about a mile away. The good news was that they probably died from inhalation of the gases before the explosion.

      Oh, my home town has also had someone die from a beer keg explosion (he put it in the freezer. They found his head down the street), and a gas main explosion that was visible from the shuttle (I got a call from my mom to look east. You could see the glow from over a hundred miles away).

      And my family wonders why I moved.

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    8. Re:Article Text by psych031337 · · Score: 2

      I am not planning to stomp the credibility of the poster, but to me this sounds like male cow-excrement...

      a) With a reaction so volatile, how can it be delayed long enough to row back to the shore before it goes off?
      b) How can they die from the inhalation of gases (which?) PRIOR to the explosion? Was it in their beer cans?

      I do belive that a certain amount of sodium can damage the landscape like this, but I think this case has some flaws... can someone elaborate why I am wrong?

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  9. How long by geek · · Score: 3, Funny

    How long before John Ashcroft has him arrested for creating bomb materials and prosecuting him as an Al-Qaeda terrorist?

    1. Re:How long by Jace+of+Fuse! · · Score: 2

      Well, yes, but the butterflies WANT the sodium.

      Just like our government to deny the butterflies their right to good wholesome chunks of sodium.

      I'm wondering how the heck butterflies get sodium in nature. Surely any sodium in the wild would have surely reacted and become part of some compound. Do the butterflies have some natural method of extracting it from other materials?

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    2. Re:How long by Loki_1929 · · Score: 5, Funny

      CNN Headline tomorrow...

      Breaking News!!!

      Attouney General John Ashcroft has made a major announcement on the breakup of a suspected Al Qaeda terrorist cell in the US. Read more below.

      -
      "Earlier today, we stopped an unfolding terrorist plot here in the United States. A group of individuals believed to be cells for Al Qaeda were arrested after several hundred anonymous TIPS. These cells seemed to have once again used the evil internet, source of all evil and the backbone of the "Axis of Evil(r)"; specifically a website going by the name 'slashdot' to come together and plan the destruction of my... I mean our great nation. About 250,000 "enemy combatants" were taken into custody and are currently being housed in an undisclosed location. All appear to be Muslim; extremest; terrorist; evil; doubleplus ungood. Do not let these terrorists win, you must go about your lives as usual, and... just please forget we have these people in custody. Thank you."
      -

      In an unrelated story, the tech industry in the US came to a grinding halt today, as most of America's computer-elites were no-shows at work. No further information is available at this time, and we've been told by unnamed sources to "shut the hell up and quit asking questions" on the topic. We don't expect to bring you more on this topic later in the day... or... ever.

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  10. Re:Whyyy by CoolCash · · Score: 2, Informative

    Sodium + water = BOOM! http://bifrost.unl.edu/ehs/ChemicalInfo/h2oreact.h tml

  11. Funny story from Chemistry lecture... by InterruptDescriptorT · · Score: 5, Funny

    When I was in university, my Chem professor (who attended the University of Kentucky) regaled us with the story of when she and four of her friends went down to Stores and checked out one kilogram of sodium. It was stored in a jar filled with some sort of oil (so it wouldn't react).

    The kids headed out under deep cover of night to a local place called 'High Bridge', so called because it was, essentially, a very high bridge over a river, parked their car, and carefully removed the sodium from the jar. On the count of three, they tossed the chunk of sodium off the bridge, letting it fall to the river below.

    She ended the story by saying, 'We sped away as fast as we could, but strangely didn't hear or really see anything unusual. We had resigned ourselves to the fact that our 'experiment' had failed until one of my friends turned back to look at the bridge and said 'Oh... my... God...'. The mushroom cloud and resulting explosion had lit the sky bright red in a remote area of Kentucky at 2am in the morning.

    There was a report in the paper the next day but no explanation as to what had happened.

    And that's why my bad-assed Chem professor will always have my utmost respect. :-)

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    1. Re:Funny story from Chemistry lecture... by sbaker · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I recall a story from high school (although it may be apochryphal) that a chemistry teacher at my school had been demonstrating the reactivity of various metals and had a number of small chunks of said metals arrayed along his bench in various jars.

      As usual the sodium was kept in mineral oil - and in the story I heard, one of the other (presumably less reactive) metals was kept under water.

      When the most trusted kid in the class was left to clean up at the end, they claimed that he'd inadvertantly placed the lump of sodium back into the jar containing water - but that it had not exploded because it was still coated with oil.

      The story goes that some hours later, the oil was finally displaced by the water in the jar and the small chunk of sodium then exploded - shattering the entire row of glass jars and spreading exotic and highly reactive metal chunks all over the room resulting in hundreds of small explosions and fires.

      I kinda suspect that this may not be a true story though because I can't find a reasonable candidate for the metal that would have to have been kept under water in order for this to be true. However, there was some kind of an explosion/fire in the lab because I remember chemistry classes being cancelled for about three weeks afterwards.

      Chemistry classes back in the mid-1960's were much more dangerous than kids are exposed to these days. I clearly recall being given small amounts of metallic mercury to *play* with!! These days, if you so much as crack a mercury thermometer they evacuate the city for three blocks in every direction. :-)

      It's a shame, mercury is incredibly good fun to play with - until the vapours poison your brain of course! It's hard to come to terms with something so heavy that's "just" a liquid - and it's amazing how the droplets 'shatter' when you hit them with the end of a ruler.

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    2. Re:Funny story from Chemistry lecture... by rjamestaylor · · Score: 2, Informative
      • It was stored in a jar filled with some sort of oil (so it wouldn't react).
      Kerosene
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    3. Re:Funny story from Chemistry lecture... by cybercomm · · Score: 3, Informative

      As far as i remember phosphorous (or at least the pure kind) is highly reactive with air, so it is kept in water...perhaps the story could be true after all....

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    4. Re:Funny story from Chemistry lecture... by mino · · Score: 5, Funny

      Similar (first-hand, confirmable) story told to us by our high school chemistry teacher. Slicing off a thin piece of sodium off the larger chunk with a razor blade, or whatever the hell it is he used, he then proceeded to (accidentally -- he wasn't that much of a moron) drop the sliver he had cut off back into the jar, and throw the remainder of the chunk into the bowl of water. Cue enormous explosion (well, moderately enormous.. it's not like the original piece was THAT big), and an awful lot of terrified thirteen-year-olds.

      Oh, and how do I know the story's true? Well, the fire brigade turned up, the rest of the chem classes were cancelled for the day, and when we had our next class (the next morning), there was an enormous water (+ whatever other crud) stain on the roof right above where the bowl was.

      Apparently (my dad worked at the school) he was chewed out in a big way and only kept his job on the strength of the various teaching awards he'd won for making science fun (and how!)

    5. Re:Funny story from Chemistry lecture... by afidel · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The teacher who oversaw my senior year independant study in chem had a similar story, though not quite as dangerous. The best part was she had video! Shortly after taking over as head of the chem department she had started to clean out the supply closet of dangerous things that were no longer used (or allowed to be used in many cases) for classes. During this work she found a 2.5lb block of solid sodium in a large oil filled container. Since this was enough to cause a serious explosion she immediately removed it from the school, and after making sure that the container wouldn't leak took it out to the lake behind the adjacent elementary school. She found a .22 rifle and a video camera and made a very educational film, she set the can afloat and rowed about a hundred feet away. There she placed the camera at the bow of the boat and shot the can. About 5 seconds after the can was hit and began to sink there was a massive explosion, so violent that the boat was rocked hard enough to knock the camera back into the bottom of the boat =)

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    6. Re:Funny story from Chemistry lecture... by simetra · · Score: 5, Funny

      We played with mercury... I was playing with a pipette, sucking mercury into it. Then I felt the heavy little droplet hit the back of my throat! I swallowed it! Should I be concerned? This was many, many years ago.

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    7. Re:Funny story from Chemistry lecture... by nels_tomlinson · · Score: 5, Funny
      This sounds a lot like a thermax demonstration I witnessed. Liquid iron spattered the front several rows of the lecture hall. Then the people in the front rows spattered all over the rest of us as they tried to get away. No-one was hurt, though it took a little while to be sure, and there were a lot of holes in clothing. Fortunately, there weren't any smoke detectors in the building, and the sprinklers didn't go off.

      I didn't sit near the front of a class until grad school.

    8. Re:Funny story from Chemistry lecture... by countach · · Score: 2

      Mercury in pure form tends to go straight through your system with little harm. Anyway, too late now right?

    9. Re:Funny story from Chemistry lecture... by Kunta+Kinte · · Score: 2
      It was stored in a jar filled with some sort of oil (so it wouldn't react).

      the oil, at least in our case was 'parafin oil' (sp.?)

      this story brings back memories :) 20+ high schoolers sneaking out of the lab anything we thought would be explosively reactive.

      Eventually we figured that we needed metals lower down in the group, never got any potassium though. Today I thank god for that.

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    10. Re:Funny story from Chemistry lecture... by Phil+Karn · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yes. Phosphorus, more specifically *white* phosphorus (P4) is the most likely candidate for being kept under water. This keeps it from slowly oxidizing on its own in air. When it does this, it glows in the dark; hence its name. It can also ignite spontaneously from the generated heat. Then it oxidizes real fast.

      The other allotropes of elemental phosphorus are red (polymerized white phosphorus) and black. They are not nearly as reactive or as poisonous as white phosphorus.

    11. Re:Funny story from Chemistry lecture... by cookd · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well, ever notice how people call you "crazy" a lot? They aren't just kidding.

      (Ever wonder why the Mad Hatter was mad? Because mercury was used in making hats.)

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    12. Re:Funny story from Chemistry lecture... by zenyu · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yo I'm not a doctor, you should ask her.

      but have a look at this
      http://www.gemgrp.com/Contaminants/18.pdf

      Basically, it should have all left your system within a few months of the exposure. If it happened today and you might become pregnant it would be a worry. Your doctor might even give you some painful drugs to try to speed it out of your body. Organic mercury is a much larger concern because your body can't get rid of it very well.

      Since you probably have a slightly higher than normal mercury level you can advise your fellow passengers in an airplane crash not to eat you first.

    13. Re:Funny story from Chemistry lecture... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      the mercury now sits in your appendix. it can be used as a thermometer, though it always reads 98.6.

      - a.c.

    14. Re:Funny story from Chemistry lecture... by Guppy06 · · Score: 2

      I remember one of my physics teachers talking about sticking his hands into mercury as he made a barometer. From what I recall, he said that the trick was that mercury itself isn't all that toxic, just all the compounds that it can easily become a part of.

    15. Re:Funny story from Chemistry lecture... by saskboy · · Score: 4, Funny

      Mine reads 37 degrees. Must be because I'm in Canada?

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    16. Re:Funny story from Chemistry lecture... by Robotech_Master · · Score: 3, Funny
      Little Willie from his mirror
      Licked the mercury right off,
      Thinking in his childish error,
      It would cure the whooping cough.
      At the funeral his mother
      Sadly said to Mrs. Browne:
      "Twas a chilly day for Willie
      When the mercury went down."
      --from Ruthless Rhymes for Heartless Homes, pseudonymous author given as "Col. D. Streamer" (actually Harry Graham)
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    17. Re:Funny story from Chemistry lecture... by CokeBear · · Score: 3, Funny

      We'll all miss little Willie
      We'll not see him anymore
      For what he thought was H2O
      Was H2SO4

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    18. Re:Funny story from Chemistry lecture... by captaincucumber · · Score: 2, Funny

      High Bridge is just outside Wilmore, KY (also known as Bumfuck, Nowhere), I used to live there. High Bridge is a train bridge, and it used to be the highest in the country - when it was dedicated, the president at the time attended (Reagan? I dunno, before my time). It's a popular place to engage in miscellaneous redneck behaviours, I myself once launched a toy car off High Bridge, after fitting it with a model rocket engine. It's also a popular place to get drunk and jump, or get drunk and take a piss, whatever the local rednecks can think of.

      Golly.

    19. Re:Funny story from Chemistry lecture... by operagost · · Score: 2

      And since you're an undead zombie, you take the temperature of your surroundings ...

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  12. And here I was led to believe he had the right... by hackwrench · · Score: 2, Funny

    conditions... but it appears his house is *still there*. What a let down.... The butterflies are cool though.

  13. Sodium Hydroxide by dead+sun · · Score: 3, Funny

    Don't go jumping in the pond immediately after doing this, at least not in the spot where you toss in the sodium. You'd have a pretty basic spot full of sodium hydroxide for a while until it spreads out at least. I don't think a pond of any decent size is going to be too affected by a mere 3.5 pounds though. But I could be wrong on that...

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    1. Re:Sodium Hydroxide by altairmaine · · Score: 5, Informative

      Easy enough to calculate the approximate pH change, at least assuming the lake isn't buffered (probably a poor assumption).

      3.5 lbs = 1.6 kg Na

      Assuming the reaction occurs completely:

      2Na + 2H2O --> 2Na(+) + H2 + 2OH(-)

      Each molecule of Na should generate one hydroxide molecule. So 1600 g Na * (1 mol / 40 g) = 40 mols Na and 40 mols OH(-) generated.

      Now we look at the pond: 1 acre = 4000 m^2 (approx). Figure a shallow pond, average depth 3 m. Then volume = 12000 m^3 or 12 million liters. Concentration OH(-): 40 mol/12 million L.

      [OH-] = 3.3 x 10^-6
      pH = -log ((10^-14)/[OH-]) = 8.5

      High school chem is your friend. Moderate pH change, nothing huge, but maybe bad for the fish. In reality, the number is probably considerably less - I'd imagine that organic buffers would soak up all those extra hydroxide ions.

    2. Re:Sodium Hydroxide by Bald+Wookie · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think you're overstating the danger by quite a bit. I've had strong (12+ Molar) NaOH solutions on my fingers a few times without much effect. We're talking concentrated solutions here, not kid's stuff. It's so strong it's syrupy. I was always quick about washing it off, but I don't remember ever being burned.

      On the other hand strong nitric or sulfuric acid is nasty. I actually had a little mishap with the nitric. Some nitric acid got sucked into a pipette bulb by another student. When it was my turn, I didn't notice the bulb was wet until it started burning. Didn't take long at all. Wound up with a nasty burn on a couple fingers and a bizzare yellow callous that took a month to go away.

      Back to bases...

      Let's work out the problem and see how nasty this really is. Take one kilo of Na. How many moles is that? A thousand grams divided by twenty three grams per mole. Lets round up and call it 44 moles.

      How many moles of hydroxide will that produce? With a one to one ratio in the balanced chemical equation, I get 44 moles of hydroxide. For someone used to working with a few grams, that sounds like a hell of a lot of hydroxide. But is it?

      To find out, I need to know much water I'm jumping into. I'm well over six feet tall. Call it 2 meters even. My "wingspan" is also about two meters. Let's make it easy. I get a cube of water, two meters on an edge, to dive into. I'll jump in with my arms outstreched, hit bottom, pivot 90 degrees and touch both sides of our 'lake'. Degree of difficulty in international competition would only be about a 1.6, but we've already bribed the French judge.

      No really, how much water is that in liters? A liter of water is a 1 decimeter cube. Therefore, an eight meter cube (two meters on a side, remember) holds 20*20*20 cubic decimeters. Wow, that's 8000 liters of water.

      OK, so we've got 44 moles in 8000 liters. I'm feeling generous now. Lets say you dumped a 80 mole chunk into our little cubic lake. That would be about four full pounds of sodium. Eighty moles in 8000 liters is a .01 molar hydroxide concentration. That gives us a pretty respectable pH of 12.

      What else has a pH of 12? We're still in the range of common household cleaners. Wet concrete is in this range, maybe a bit higher. You can get chemical burns from wet concrete, but it takes awhile. Honestly, it's a bit higher than I'd have guessed when I started. I'd give it a shot for Angles tickets anyway.

      Remember, in the real scenario we're talking about a much larger pond. Between the sodium skipping around with it's bastardized leidenfrost action and 100 kilos of Wookie jumping in, you'd see some rapid dilution.

    3. Re:Sodium Hydroxide by ninewands · · Score: 2

      Considering that most static bodies of fresh water have a pH in the vicinity of 6 due to accumulated organic acids, the 3.5 pounds of sodium will only take the water a wee bit past neutral.

      The sudden change may cause fish and other critters to go into shock, but I imagine the shock wave from the explosion(s) would be more harmful than the chemical change.

    4. Re:Sodium Hydroxide by TheodoreGray · · Score: 2, Informative

      Very good estimates! The actual volume of the lake is 4.5M gallons, approximately, and I got about the same figure when I did the pH calculation, which is one reason I dropped it first into a floating pool, which I could neutralize before dumping into the lake.
      In point of fact, however, the carbon dioxide in the water would buffer it, as would any phosphorous, so the actual pH effect would probably have been completely insignificant. And there was no fish kill.

  14. Re:Great by bsharitt · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well he probably spent all his money on the Sodium.

  15. Better than vinegar and baking soda! by phorm · · Score: 2

    Does this work more-or-less along the lines of the same idea, except that instead of mass fizzing you get a big boom? Making a chambered container what combined sodium and water upon remote would be fun to play with. Much more interesting than those lameass science volcanos made in class.
    *Note:I foresee at at least 1 or 2 references to "weapons" and terrorism. Don't be lame, people have been fascinated by big booms since long ago.

    Why do I have the feeling sodium is going to become very valuable on ebay soon - phorm

    1. Re:Better than vinegar and baking soda! by Billly+Gates · · Score: 2
      Try muratic acid and baking soda. ITs about %20 hdyrocloric and available in any pool store. I use to have a pool in my backyard when I was a kid and had tons of it. It was rumoured that the muratic acid mixed with pool shock would create mustard gas. I was tempted to try it but didn't cosidering I would get myself killed in the process if it was true. I highly do not recommend anyone try this because it sounds very dangerous.

      I do not know if this was true or not but the guy at my local pool store told me this. Oh shit that makes me a terrorist. Ohh call the FBI!

      Anyway with a very strong acid and base you can expect alot of heat as well as a violent chemical reaction. I tried to create some weird salts and hydrogen gas from mixing the acid and baking soda together. THe result is that the ballon melted because the container got so hot.

    2. Re:Better than vinegar and baking soda! by back_pages · · Score: 2
      I can one up ya here.

      I used to work in pool construction, and we had access to 99% chlorine granules and 100% cyanuric acid powder (HCN, I believe). I had a slim understanding of high school chemistry, and thought it would be neat to mix these. Normally they are used to chlorinate a swimming pool and to stabilize the chlorine against depletion by sunlight, but that's after a pound or two is diluted in 25,000+ gallons of water.

      So we mixed about half a pound of each in a plastic chemical bottle. It got very hot and melted some of the bottle. We got bored, so we tossed it into the dumpster and walked away. A few minutes later, the dumpster (mostly filled with cardboard) was on fire. Thankfully, we had a swimming pool nearby, and put the fire out with a bucket.

      This trick was repeated later, though, with smaller quantities of chemicals. They will actually explode under the right conditions. It made a cool party trick.. We would put a small tube of the stuff in the room and walk out. After a few minutes, it would sound like gun fire and a produced a cloud of what I assume was straight CN.

      I also got a vinegar and baking soda bomb to work as a kid. I poured the soda into a loose plastic bag, rolled it up, and slipped it into a 2L bottle with about 250mL of vinegar. Shook it up and watched the pressure build. It took awhile, but it eventually split the bottle.

      And if you're getting 20% muratic acid, you can do much better than that with the right supplier. I believe we were buying 100% HCl for use in acid washing plaster pools. The stuff is so miserable that the cloud vapor it produces will condense in your sweat and burn you. We had to keep a garden hose running at all times to deal with the inevitable splashes and burns we would get.

  16. Re:Nothing like fun with Sodium... by AntiNorm · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hope there weren't any fish living there ;)

    Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. Give a man a block of sodium he can fish with, you feed him for life.

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  17. Links to video clips by jsse · · Score: 2

    for i in `seq -w 1 12`; do wget -b -t 0 http://www.theodoregray.com/PeriodicTable/Stories/ 011.2/Videos/SodiumResearch$i.MOV; done

    Yes, I must admit, I do that solely out of jealous of his private lake.

  18. $100 for 3.5 pounds? I've got a bridge to sell. by Nonesuch · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Wow, did they ever overpay!

    Bulk metallic sodium runs under a buck per pound (15 cents to a dollar), when you are buying a 300# drum. Prices in smaller lots and higher purity are slightly higher, ranging up to around $35/pound for analytical grade.

    The higher purity metal makes little or no difference when you are tossing it into a highly impure natural lake.

    1. Re:$100 for 3.5 pounds? I've got a bridge to sell. by Zillatron · · Score: 3, Informative
      Prices in smaller lots and higher purity are slightly higher, ranging up to around $35/pound for analytical grade.

      What am I missing here? $35 X 3.5 = $122.50

      Um... tell me more about that bridge of yours...

    2. Re:$100 for 3.5 pounds? I've got a bridge to sell. by Monkeyman334 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Prices in smaller lots and higher purity are slightly higher, ranging up to around $35/pound for analytical grade.

      The $35 price he gave there was for analytical grade, that could maybe be used in a chemistry experiment or something where percent error becomes important. That quality of course doesn't matter if you're tossing it into a lake is his point.

    3. Re:$100 for 3.5 pounds? I've got a bridge to sell. by sql*kitten · · Score: 3, Informative

      What am I missing here?

      You don't need analytically pure sodium if all you want to do is blow stuff up, only if you're doing chemistry research. For the purposes of mayhem, much poorer quality sodium is quite sufficient.

    4. Re:$100 for 3.5 pounds? I've got a bridge to sell. by Stoutlimb · · Score: 2

      In all likelyhood, the industrial quality sodium is probably sold by the tonne, with a minimum one-tonne purchase order.

  19. Lithium is more fun. by rrowv · · Score: 5, Interesting

    My dad worked for the space program on fuel cells for several years. They often had pounds and pounds of lithium to play with in the lake behind the company. They seemed to enjoy making little boats, packing them with as much lithium as they could hold, shiping them out, and throwing rocks at them until it exploded when the boat capsized. They had sodium too, but lithium made a much bigger and louder explosion.

    1. Re:Lithium is more fun. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
      Your dad is the reason why we'll never make it to Mars. Thanks a lot, rrowv's dad.

    2. Re:Lithium is more fun. by jonnythan · · Score: 2

      Give me a break. I deal with calcium carbide and acetylene all the time. A bird would have some mad belching to do, but it wouldn't explode. You're totally full of shit.

    3. Re:Lithium is more fun. by Phil+Karn · · Score: 2

      Are you sure? Acetylene is pretty explosive when compressed, even when not mixed with oxygen. There's a lot of energy in that triple C-C bond.

      That's why acetylene tanks do not contain compressed gas, but rather acetylene dissolved in acetone.

    4. Re:Lithium is more fun. by cdrudge · · Score: 2

      He should have been more clear. Many species of birds can not release excess pressure by "burping". The bird explodes from the buildup of pressure, not from the gasses exploding. The same thing can be done with Alka-Seltzer.

    5. Re:Lithium is more fun. by ninewands · · Score: 2

      I remember working as a lab assistant for Freshman Chem lab back in the late '60's. We would pack a baby food jar full of calcium carbide, pour it full of water then screw the lid on and toss it out the window of the lab (tehere was a fenced vacant lot behind the science building).

      About three minutes later, there would be a relatively large explosion as the acetylene decided it was too overpressured for its taste. Nevr broke anything but the baby food jars, but it sure rattled some windows.

  20. Chemistry Stories... by Cyno01 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I remember sophmore year my chemistry teacher told us a story about sodium and why we couldn't use it. Apparently some years ago a student stole a whole log/rod of pure sodium and took it home with him, long story short he ended up in ICU for several weeks after shards of his toilet severd a few major arteries. He then proceded to tell us after a school board ruling all the sodium from all the schools was rounded up by the fire department to be disposed of. The fire department didn't know what to do with it. They went out to a small lake somewhere and tossed it out, the chunks of soduim skittered around the lake for quite a while and caused several thousand dollars of property damage to docks and docked boats. I'm not sure if this is true, he was a little off, but its plausible.

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  21. I've seen this.... by Soko · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is the same guy that did the Periodic Table Table - see this story for how I got there.

    Anyway, the video of the sodium lump dancing around the lake in a chaotic and totally uncontrolled manner was fair enough warning for me. I'd hate for pure Na to hit something made of flesh. *shudder*

    So, our final reaction is:

    Curiosity(++Chemistry) + 100(Bucks) + EBay - GreyMatter => hazard 2(health) + fireworks(neato)

    Soko

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    1. Re:I've seen this.... by Timmeh · · Score: 2
      Link for the Periodic Table Table: http://www.mathpuzzle.com/Periodic.htm

      I want to be just like this guy when I grow up. :D

    2. Re:I've seen this.... by BluBrick · · Score: 2

      I don't want to grow up at all.

      So I can be just like this guy!

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  22. personal experience by orcaaa · · Score: 5, Funny

    From personal experienced, i have discovered that "Nobody messes with Sodium". I was once i chem lab, holding a jar containing Sodium with oil(cant remember why), and managed to drop the jar spilling the sodium all over the floor and some very small amount on my legs. Now i am left with a very bad scars on both my legs. So if anyone asks me to handle sodium again, i go Na !

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  23. And another by phorm · · Score: 3, Funny

    We had fun experiments in High School with small bits of sodium (I'm fairly sure it was sodium) on a container of water, under he fume hood. The prof mentioned that at one time apparently one student tried to snitch some of the material to take home (and, presumably, apply with water). About partway through class he started getting paranoid and had the feeling that his pockets were getting hot (from his sweat?). He took a bathroom break and flushed the evidence.

    There wasn't a whole lot of sodium, but apparently it blew up a certain amount of piping... I'd image that he spent a lot of time in detention after that.

  24. Salt pool by Catskul · · Score: 2

    If your liquified salt pool is deep enough the sodium should be able to collect without being exposed to air prematurely. Since sodium is a metal and thus conductive, it shouldnt cause problems when it collects on the negative probe in the pool.

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  25. The OSS used sodium metal & potassium tabs in by rhodesbe · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I remember reading in an OSS history book about crude time bombs that were made using wine bottles filled with water and gelatin coated tablets of Na metal and/or Potassium. The method was simple: Pop a couple of tabs in the bottle, roll it under a truck or other igniteable item, and you have a half-hour to get away before the water dissolves the tablet casing. The USAAF dropped cases to the French resistance, who used them to little or no effectiveness- not entirely unexpected French-like bevaior.

  26. My Chem teacher did that by freakyfreak2 · · Score: 3, Funny

    My HS chem teacher does that for the 4th of July at his cabin. He was the kind of teacher that did any experiment that made something blow up. Now he is in college again to become a pharmacist. I am very afraid for the world now.

  27. Fun With Alkali Metals by genomicon · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Sodium is the second lightest of the alkali earth metals. Interestingly, it is the cheapest metal money can buy. Light enough it would float on the water, if it weren't for the aforementioned explosiveness of such contact. Interestingly, the spontaneous reactivity of the alkali metals increases as a function of their weight ... cesium and francium are much more dangerous (or fun, depending on your PoV.)

    1. Re:Fun With Alkali Metals by Student_Tech · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why not? Could you imaging a car made out of Na running into a river? You wouldn't have to worry about drowning in it. On the other hand there might not be anything left in said car to recover....

  28. Only an honorable mention by Gerry+Gleason · · Score: 2
    Since he didn't die, but this one is for real. I've seen the video, and why (how?) would you fake something like that.

    I'm pretty sure they try to filter out the urban legends, but they do slip in. I had thought the one about strapping a JATO onto a car was true, but I understand that one was an urban legend. Or it maybe that the attribution of that story to the Darwin Awards was made up.

    1. Re:Only an honorable mention by cicatrix1 · · Score: 2

      They are all labled as to what the basis of the information is. There are basically 4 types: "Confirmed", "Unconfirmed", "Personal Account", and "Urban Legend".

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    2. Re:Only an honorable mention by tupps · · Score: 2

      The JATO story is semi urban legend. The guy who actually did this posted a story on the net correcting a number of facts about the story. Basically it is mostly correct except they were a little more controlled, it was done on train lines and the car ran into a block mine shaft that collapsed on the car. Some parts of the story are very accurate (eg car type and color) and other bits (smashing high up on a cliff) are not. Search for google on it, you should find the 'real' story.

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    3. Re:Only an honorable mention by Gerry+Gleason · · Score: 2
      Yeah, I found the story. Way too long, skimmed some, but also very funny. I'm up way too late just reading it.

      Excellent piece of fiction if it isn't true, either way great story. Don't you want to ask the guy about the exact location and maybe send a 'team' to investigate. Nice touch about the skidmarks when they were hightailing it out of there making it look like the car left the road.

      I think they would deserve honorable mention for considering doing a manned flight.

  29. Re:Great by jx100 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Or he used it all up a little too close to the comp.

  30. Lithium? by Erpo · · Score: 4, Informative

    Lithium was more reactive than sodium? It's the other way around. The reactivity of group 1A elements increases with period. Lithium is in period 2, sodium is in period 3. Cesium is the most electropositive element (i.e. the most entertaining/life-threatening when thrown into a lake) and occupies period 6. Francium (group 1A, period 7) would be more impressive, but it's so radioactive that even if you could scrape together a chunk of it, it would have decomposed into other elements before you got a chance to get it wet.

    Here's a fun site with a periodic table and details on all the elements.

  31. Re:Nothing like fun with Sodium... by ameoba · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hrmm... a larg enough block of Na tossed into a lake would essentially make a large pool of lye.

    Na + H20 = Lye + stuff
    Explosion + fish = dead fish
    dead fish + lye = lutefisk

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  32. Enough w/ the pH crap by cthulhu2112 · · Score: 4, Informative

    3.5 pounds of sodium metal would not have that drastic of a long term effect on a pond. If the pond was 1000 liters in volume and had a pH of 7 (unlikely) the pH would rise to approximately 12 (1000 liters ~= 275 gallons.) A larger pond lets say 10000 (again not a very large pond/lake) gallons, with an initial pH of 7, would experience a rise in the pH of approximately 4 units. Now lets consider the fact that the water in the pond is probably buffered to some degree, the result of the sodium metal reaction would have even less effect. If the water has any metal in it to speak of, like something uncommon like calcium, or iron, or magnesium, the hydroxide ions produced by the sodium metal reaction would precipitate the metals in the water and the pH would be even less effected.

    1. Re:Enough w/ the pH crap by cheezus_es_lard · · Score: 2, Interesting

      pH changes are incredibly dangerous for local wildlife and animal life (including fish, reptiles, AND mammals) who use the water as a drinking source.

      -- Taken from Acid Rain and North America:

      Scientists determine whether rain or lake water is acidic by measuring its pH (the measure of acidity or alkalinity of a solution on a scale of 0 to 4). A value of 7 is considered neutral, whereas values less than 7 are acidic and values over 7 are alkaline or basic. A change of one unit on the pH scale represents a factor of ten in acidity; for example, a solution with a pH of five is ten times as acid as one with a pH of six (Somerville, 1996, p.174).

      -- End Quote

      So for every point of pH increase, it's a factor of 10 increase in the effect.

      -- Same Source

      As lakes and streams become more acidic, the amount of fish, aquatic plants and animals that live in these waters decrease. Although some plants and animals can survive acidic waters, others are acid-sensitive and will die as the pH declines. Plants and animals living within an ecosystem are highly interdependent. If acid rain causes the loss of acid-sensitive plants and animals, organisms at all trophic levels within the food chain may be affected which then causes a disruption to the entire ecosystem.

      -- End Quote

      The same effects occur when the pH of a body of water becomes too basic. Acid-dependant creatures suffer and die. (hint: the human body requires a certain pH to exist. Raise or lower that pH to your peril!)

      -- Lifted from Wellness Garden:

      Nothing does well in an overly acidic or alkaline pH medium, least of all the human body! Just as acid rain can destroy a forest and alkaline wastes can pollute a lake, an imbalanced pH continuously corrodes all body tissue, slowly eating into the 60,000 miles of our veins and arteries like corrosives eating into marble. If left unchecked, an imbalanced pH will interrupt all cellular activities and functions, from the beating of your heart to the neural firing of your brain... An imbalanced pH interferes with all life itself!

      Although it may generally go unnoticed and undetected for years, an imbalanced pH (either consistently too acid or alkaline) leads to the progression of most, if not all, Degenerative diseases including Cardiovascular Disease (the #1 killer in the U.S.), Cancer (the #2 Killer in the U.S.), and Diabetes, as well as the never ending frustration of excessive systemic weight gain.

      -- End Quote

      -- cheezus_es_lard

    2. Re:Enough w/ the pH crap by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 2
      To hell with liters. This is a job for acre-feet!

      $ units acre-feet litres

      • * 1233486.8
      In other words, 1 acre at 10 feet deep would give you about 12million litres of water.
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  33. Re:Nothing like fun with Sodium... by foobar104 · · Score: 2

    Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. Give a man a block of sodium he can fish with, you feed him for life.

    Not a very impressive trick, considering his life span will be measured in hours at that point....

  34. Sodium Fun by Wes+Janson · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I shudder to think of the danger of my middle school science teacher leaving a jar of sodium in oil around the room for the better part of the year. It just sat there, and we didn't really know anything about it until she put some in a tray filled with water then put that on an overhead projector. Anyone else curious as to how this guy managed to find an auction for sodium on eBay, the site that has a list of banned items longer than the entire list of auctions for "Star Wars" displayed on one page?

  35. Say... by teslatug · · Score: 4, Funny

    What are the odds this guy makes it into Bush's axis of evil? :)

    1. Re:Say... by Sabalon · · Score: 3, Funny

      Sodium - Saddam ... they sound kinda close when you say them :)

  36. mindless thought... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sink a 5 gallon bucket of sodium to the bottom of the pond. Devise a way to rupture the buck when it reaches the bottom...I'd pay premium to see that on pay-per-view.

    1. Re:mindless thought... by sql*kitten · · Score: 2, Funny

      Devise a way to rupture the buck when it reaches the bottom

      How about some C4? Oh, wait...

    2. Re:mindless thought... by swillden · · Score: 2

      Sink a 5 gallon bucket of sodium to the bottom of the pond. Devise a way to rupture the buck when it reaches the bottom...

      Very easy, in fact you really don't have to do anything. Just use a large enough bucket so you can leave a significant air space around your sodium, make sure the bucket is sealed tight, and attach enough weight to sink it (you'll need about 8.5 lbs per gallon of enclosed air, roughly, including the weight of the bucket and sodium). I'd suggest using a float to support it while you get away, and puncturing the float with, e.g., a rifle.

      As the bucket drops through the water, external pressure will mount rapdly. As long as your bucket was really a bucket and not designed as a pressure vessel, it's unlikely to sink very far before rupturing. Ideally, use a bucket with a bottom that is a separate piece. If that bottom is 12" in diameter, by the time the bucket gets to 35 feet below the surface there will be 1700 pounds of pressure on it, and not much is going to take that.

      Just make sure your pond is deep enough or that your bucket is weak enough (or has any seam or crack that is weak enough), and you'll get a little water inside. Once a little water hits that sodium the rest of the bucket will come apart in a hurry :-) To make really sure the water gets in, maybe drill a hole in it and seal it up with something that is waterproof and will take a little pressure but not a lot.

      BTW, don't anybody really do this. It's fun to think about but it would really screw up the lake or pond, and might hurt you as well.

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  37. True Sodium Story by unsinged+int · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm sure we're gonna get a lot of creative stories about sodium that aren't true, but this one is...

    First year of college, we had an explosion rock the entire dorm I was in. No one had any idea what the hell happened until someone ran through the hallway telling everyone they had to come upstairs.

    Well, I went up and saw an entire restroom covered in a fine white powder with even more powder floating in the air. There was an empty stall -- no toilet. Just a pipe (which amazingly enough was not pouring water everywhere...still can't figure that one out). There were no large chunks of ceramic (or whatever toilets are made of) or anything to be found anywhere.

    As far as I know, they never caught the guys who did it, but what happened was they flushed a good bit of sodium down the toilet. It was unbelievable to just see the pipe sitting there with no toilet attached. Even funnier was seeing the guys on the floor get rounded up and all of them saying they didn't know what happened. Somehow "I dunno, it just, like, blew up." didn't quite cut it.

    1. Re:True Sodium Story by KjetilK · · Score: 2
      Well, there is a lot of fun you can have with Sodium.

      Back in school, there was a big mark in the roof, after a guy that just came out from college was teaching a class, and got a little bit too eager with the Sodium. My teacher only took a small piece (looked cool), but this guy had apparently taken a major chunck...

      My father worked in a lab, and one night, the cleaning personell had thrown two small pieces of gray rock into the water they used for cleaning... They were quite surprised when it blew up, and it was probably the last time they'd touch anything in a chemistry lab...

      Finally, one of the kids in my class said that he once stole some Sodium at school, threw in a can of water and put the lid on. To his disappointment, nothing happened. So he went over to the can, and shook it. Then, something happened. Last time I met him, he still had both hands, though...

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  38. Priceless!!! by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 3, Funny
    • 3 pounds of sodium: $125.22
    • Plot of land with pond in the Ozarks: $35,330.12
    • The face of the volunteer fire chief: priceless
  39. Highschool by Drath · · Score: 2

    Isn't this incredibly old? I remember watching a movie of this in highschool.
    The server's slashdotted so I can't take a look, but if I remember the guy threw the brick of sodium in the lake and it blew itself up in the air since it was a solid object only the exposed portions of sodium reacted and continued "jumping" until all the brick was used up.

  40. Re:Chem teacher + Sodium = fun by MtViewGuy · · Score: 2

    I've played with sodium metal and potassium metal in my high school Chemistry class.

    I dropped a very small amount of sodium metal in a 250 ml beaker of water and there was a very loud fizzing sound as the sodium dissolved quickly in water. But dropping the same amount of potassium metal into water has MUCH more violent effects--I heard a loud "pop" and you saw a flame above the potassium metal sliver as it dissolved in water.

  41. Re:Why is this cool? by Latent+IT · · Score: 5, Informative

    I like fire and explosion as much as the next guy, but this is out and out criminal. If W.R. Grace was found dumping metallic sodium into a pond Slashdot readers would whip themselves into a rabid frenzy. Ask this super genius to post some photos of the pond three months from now, esprecially those plants we see in the background.

    Sigh.

    First of all, thanks for being the one millionth customer with the same post. Yes, yes... three pounds of sodium. Indeed, a worldwide ecological disaster. I only hope people like you can save us.

    Do you have the slightest idea what the effects of 3 pounds of sodium would be? Actually, lemme be more clear. Do you have the slightest idea what the effects of 3 pounds of sodium would be on 23,550 cubic feet of water would be? (I'm assuming 100 foot diameter lake, 3 feet deep. It's probably bigger.)

    Hint: A cubic foot of water weighs 62.4 lbs.

    3 pounds.

    1469520 pounds.

    Why, for the record, you'd have a 2 ppm solution of sodium. Assuming the lake was distilled water. Very likely it wasn't. Change in PH?

    0.

    NADA! NONE! ZEEEEERRRRROOOOO.

    And that 0 change assumes that the lake is somehow a sealed system, and this sodium would somehow stay there forever. Where do you think the sodium came from, anyway? We imported it from Mars to cause danger to our planet?

    It's all over the place! Honestly, he could have caused more damage to the long term health of that lake with three pounds of milk. Or even dead fish.

    Frigging super genius.

  42. Re:I have a better teacher than you..... by Jacer · · Score: 2

    My advanced chem and physics class had 3 students, me and two of my friends. Class was 50% screw off, and 50% work, fairly easy too, well, the last week of class, our teacher gave us a fist sized chunk of potassium(!) we only had to promise three things, not to get caught, not to do any *real* damage, and to video tape it.....well, we killed all sorts of fish....if that's real damage i don't know

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  43. Re:Why is this cool? by dstone · · Score: 4, Funny

    RFTA idiot

    RFTA? Really Fucked The Acronym?!

  44. Re:The OSS used sodium metal & potassium tabs by GooberToo · · Score: 2

    Actually, I saw something about this not long ago on the History Channel. IIRC, they actually used condoms and dropped it into the fuel tank. Since the fuel will disolve the condom over time (some number of minutes), they had time to get away.

    Later, the US started dropping something else like a condom but provided for more reliable means and timing mechanisms. I just don't recall what it was that we started suppling exactly. Nonetheless, I am sure it was dropped into the fuel tank.

  45. In Other news..... by ep32g79 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Prices for "Sodium metal" on e-bay sky rocket!

  46. Another fun story by dead+sun · · Score: 3
    My AP Chem teacher from a few years ago told this to me. I have no way of saying it's true, but it's almost one of those you'd have to try really hard to make up.

    Anyway, he was the chem head at a little high school at the time the story took place. I think it was in Kentucky but that hardly matters. They were doing the little bits of sodium in water thing and all the kids were greatly amused. One so much that he decided to lift a small stick of sodium, maybe half a pencil sized, from the oil filled jar. Apparently this story was used to get locks on the chemical cabinets at this school afterwards, and without locks the kid had fairly easy access.

    So the kid, not sure what to do with his treasure, puts the oil logged piece of sodium in a paper towel and puts it in his pocket. He wanders to the library as such to study hall. He's getting nervous because he just stole it and starts to sweat a little, and notices his pocket getting a little warm. After a while his pocket is getting really hot and he pulls out the sodium and tosses it on the floor, apparently allowing it to react a little with muggy air. It starts to flame and flare a bit and the kid, brilliantly, steps on it to try and put it out, like one might a small bit of campfire that fell out of the fire pit. So, you guessed it, his shoe now has putty-like sodium metal molded to it and he's kicking bits of it around the library, trying to get it off as it flares a little here and there. Another student sees the small fire flickering on his shoes, calmly goes to janitor's closet and gets the mop water. He then pours it on the sodium and sets it off really well, displaying why kids shouldn't have ready access to things like sodium.

    The bit I'm not sure about is why it started sputtering flame when he removed it from his pocket. Enough of the oil may have been absorbed into the poor fellow's pants and his sweat may have started it a bit, but I'm not sure if dry sodium metal would sputter in humid air. Nor have I had the chance to find out. The way he told the story though was quite funny, and none of us questioned it, so who knows.

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  47. Re:Argh by grumpygrodyguy · · Score: 2

    This is not a sane system! What can be done?


    P2P...but it's gonna be one hell of a paradigm quake.

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  48. Re:Whyyy by packeteer · · Score: 4, Informative

    I saw a science teacher at the middle school do this when i went there. He was also fond of displaying how any powder if ground fine enough will burn or explode. Like blowing a cloud of fine dust into a flame and having it explode.

    Back to the sodium. Sodium reacts with water very easily. Its a silver metal but just by the water in the air it turns a purplish color. This is the metal rusitng before your eyes.

    This sciene teacher put a chunk about as big as a shugar cube in water
    it kind of reacts and looks likeit boiling untill he threw a rock in the bucket. It make a huge "BOOM" and threw water around. He had us get very far away first.

    The funny thing baout sodium is because reaction with almost anything makes it burn its hard to store. Oddly enough karasin will not react with it so this teacher had a chunk as big as a small loaf of bread in a karasin filled jar.

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  49. Re:Nothing like fun with Sodium... by spinwards · · Score: 2, Funny

    I like this one myself:

    Light a fire for a man and keep him warm for an hour
    Light a man on fire, and keep him warm for the rest of his life.

  50. Re:Why is this cool? by jlseagull · · Score: 3, Informative

    Change in PH?

    0.

    NADA! NONE! ZEEEEERRRRROOOOO.


    Do you really believe this, or are you trolling? There is a noticeable effect on the pH. Assuming you're serious, one can calculate it.

    Consider a 30m diameter lake 1m deep on average. That's 707m^3 of water, weighing 707e6 grams. Water is 10g/mol, so 707e5 mol of water.

    Sodium ionizes into Na+, freeing an electron. So one mole of electrons are freed for each mole of sodium. 3lb=1364g=124mol OH-.

    That's a ratio of 1.75e-6 OH-/H2O. Normal water has a concentration of 1e-7 OH-/H20, so add the two to get the total concentration C, and -log C = pOH = 5.73, so pH = 14-pOH = 8.26.

    The ideal range for aquatic life tilts toward the basic: 6.5 to 8.5, so he should be OK. Ten pounds would probably have some undesirable effects, however. He is right about the stupidity of no lower limit on reportable releases of sodium - hell, salting the roads in winter is a release of hundreds of tons (though excess salinity has its bad effects as well).

    look here for more information.

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  51. MIRROR!!! with some 3 videos by KaosConMan · · Score: 3, Informative

    MIRROR HERE Its got graphics and video! Give it a second to load. If any one else has videos I can host.

    Send to s1394119(AT)cedarville.edu and I'll gladly post them.

  52. Sodium and toilets by Raindeer · · Score: 3, Funny

    When I was 11 my teacher in primary school told us about some of the stunts he and his friends had pulled in high school. One day they were shown the experiment with a sliver of sodium and some water. Not content with the small sliver and the small effect that it caused, they stole some of it from the classroom. The needed a place to do the experiment and figured a toilet bowl was a great place to try out. The effect was as many of us expected: explosion, toilet bowl wrecked, water bursting out of all the adjacent toilets. Unfortunately on the other side of the wall there were the teachers toilets. Ofcourse a teacher was sitting on the bowl when the explosion happened. :-) You can imagine what happened. They apparantly didn't get caught.

    1. Re:Sodium and toilets by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 2


      SIMPSONS DID IT

  53. Chem classess are still fun by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 3, Insightful

    And you still get to play with things you shouldn't, if you have the right teacher. I've got a couple good stories from AP Chem at my high school, in 1996 and 1997.

    A favourite activity of kids in that class was filling balloons with oxygen, hydrogen and something else flamable, methane I think but I can't remember for sure. At any rate in 1996, year before I took it, the kids were doing this I believe as a prep for the magic show we put on for the elementry kids (we did it in 1997 too). Well they happened to set it up right under a sprinkler and it set it off, drenching them and setting off the fire alarm. The video of it (they were taping) was quite amusing.

    So in 1997 when I was there we did a few different things. One related to this whole sodium discussion. Allt he metals from that group were placed, in a very small quantity, in water to show the increase in reactivity. All were stored as small chunks in oil. Lithium just fizzed a little, sodium kind of half burned and exploded and so on up. However the Cesium was rather more reactive than the teacher expected, or perhaps she just grabbed too big a lump. IT ended up blowing the whole 2 litre beaker apart and scaring the shit out of everyone, her espically.

    She also told us that her son managed to make himself nice and sick to his stomach by drinking some fairly concentrated (like 6 molar) hydrochloric acid. See she used the little plastic chem bottles for water bottles in her house. For some reason, she had some HCl there one day, in the same bottle (storing acid was a common use for them in the lab). He didn't look at the lable and took a nice swig. Now HCl won't burn you like some, it's stomach acid, but that concentrated will cause a fair amount of dsicomfort.

    1. Re:Chem classess are still fun by Wavicle · · Score: 2

      She also told us that her son managed to make himself nice and sick to his stomach by drinking some fairly concentrated (like 6 molar) hydrochloric acid. See she used the little plastic chem bottles for water bottles in her house. For some reason, she had some HCl there one day, in the same bottle (storing acid was a common use for them in the lab). He didn't look at the lable and took a nice swig. Now HCl won't burn you like some, it's stomach acid, but that concentrated will cause a fair amount of dsicomfort.

      I get the impression your teacher was just spinning a fanciful yarn. The pH of your stomach is usually not less than 1, and your stomach has enzymes that protect it from being melted away by the acid that is in there. 6M is something like 60 times the concentration of acid in your stomach - you think throwing up burned the back of your throat? This will be excrutiating! A swig of fairly concentrated HCl would probably taste disgustingly sour. A person would realize immediately that something seriously wrong had occurred (and more appropriately would probably have spat it out before swallowing).

      Hopefully she administered copious amounts of water with a little baking soda in it by mouth until his stomach hurt from being so full.

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    2. Re:Chem classess are still fun by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 2

      I could have the concentration, but she's not the kind of person to lie about things like this. That, and I was friends with the guy (he is about 3 years younger than me). I might have the acid concentration wrong, but I'm almost 100% sure the story is true.

  54. Effect on lake pH by panurge · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Rainwater is slightly acid, from nitrogen oxides, and pond water often contains acidic organics as well as bicarbonate ion. The net effect of all that sodium hydroxide is likely to be very small indeed. In fact, if you are producing what the local water company calls "trade effluent", they like the pH to be slightly alkaline and don't care whether it is sodium or calcium ion.

    Having said that, the shock waves and removal of oxygen can kill or traumatise a lot of fish and any birds near the surface. Which makes this a somewhat redneck experiment: I have no problem with people letting off big bangs, but not when they carelessly kill things in the neighborhood.

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  55. Iraqi stockpiles? by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Funny


    Has anybody accused Iraq of mass-producing Sodium yet?

    After all, don't they call that mad leader "Sodium Hussein" or something like it?

  56. Re:Touchpowder by alouts · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Actually, I made this in my high school chem lab 10 years ago. I had a 3rd year biology class that was basically independent study with three of my friends and the once-a-week supervision of an assistant prof from the local college (we were doing simple gene splicing on bacteria to learn about hands-on genetics).

    Since they didn't have any space to set up lab equipment for us in a regular classroom, we ended up having our "classroom" in the chemical stockroom that adjoined two of the science classrooms. One of my friends got a hold of the anarchist cookbook, and we tried making all kinds of stuff from it, not realizing that a lot of the recipes in there were inaccurate. We made everything from simple gunpowder to nitroglycerine. At one point we had a little mishap where one of the bowls of gunpowder ingnited while both classrooms had students in them. Since we were all honor students, we got a slap on the wrist and continued on as if we never got caught.

    Eventually, we progressed to reading old chemistry teaching manuals and looking for experiments that were discontinued. Many were discontinued because the components were carcinogenic, but some were because they were deemed too dangerous. Thermite was one of them, Triiodide was another. If I remember right, NI3 is amazingly simple to make, I think you just mix Potassium Nitrate with crystallized iodine in a water (or was it alcohol?) solution, then filter out the precitpitate. As you mention, it's incredibly sensitive when dry, but if I remember correctly, is a fairly low power explosive. It doesn't put off the huge vapor ratios of your more common bomb ingredients, so aside from the surprise of setting it off, it's mostly harmless in small quantities. It is fun when it pops though, as it gives off a little *crack* sound and a little cloud of purple smoke from the iodine (probably semi-poisonous iodine gas, but unless you're deliberately sniffing it, it dilutes itself quickly enough to not be a real problem).

    Anyway, one day after playing around with it a couple times, we made a batch of this stuff after school had let out and while it was still wet smeared it in little patches all over the floor and chairs of the chem classroom that we had for our first period. The next day as people walked in the room, the were random cracks and pops as these tiny puffs of purple kept showing up on all around the classroom. Everyone was quite amused, but aside from the four of us, nobody knew what it was or where it came from. Eventually, at the end of the year right after we graduated we came back and told our chem teacher about all the crap we had done and explained the triiodide on the floors. He gave us a knowing little smirk and surprisingly didn't chastise us at all. 'Course he then proceeded to regale us with all his stories of college chemistry adventures...

    All in all, it was a pretty unique confluence of circumstances and provided far more consequence-free fun than I ever would have expected a bio class could.

  57. Read the article by Quila · · Score: 2

    His lake is an acre and a half -- over 6,000 square meters, if two meters deep on average, that's over 12,000 cubic meters of water
    = 12,000,000 liters
    = 12,000,000 kilograms

    The guy had 1.6 kilos of Na, giving us .13ppm if I did my math right.

  58. Re:Why is this cool? by SmittyTheBold · · Score: 2

    God, if it's not one fuck-up it's another.

    If you're adding Sodium, the water's going to head toward alkalinity - so your number there should be "~8.33" not "~5.67."

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  59. Re:Nothing like fun with Sodium... by BluBrick · · Score: 5, Funny

    Lutefisk? Is that something like this?

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  60. Theory for why the bucket burst by mrflip · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Quoth the author:
    This theory would imply that only a minimal shock wave should be transmitted into the water, since the explosion would be happening well above the surface, as the picture seems to show. Unfortunately that theory is not supported by the fact that the metal bucket was split at the seams, even though less than an inch of rim extended over the level of the water.

    Water is (nigh) incompressible -- so a small shock wave goes a long way. Since air has such a small bulk modulus (large compressibility) lots of energy can be stored in compressing the air and in adiabatically heating it. Since the water has a huge bulk modulus, there is no opportunity for the downward portion of the shock wave to dissipate -- that is, until it reaches the seams of the bucket and causes it to bust (dissipating energy as plastic deformation of the metal).

    This is also why lighting and flushing a cherry bomb is so enjoyable for non-janitors: the shock wave goes into plumes of water and wrecking the sewer system, not harmlessly into the air.

    flip

  61. Do it to control Acid Rain! by dido · · Score: 2

    Gee, that's an explosive way to counteract the effects of acid rain! You'd get sodium sulfate in the water, but I imagine it's not nearly as bad as sulfuric acid.

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  62. JATO story was in WIRED a few years ago by GMontag · · Score: 2

    The JATO story was in WIRED magazine about two years ago as an interview/narrative by the alleged creator of the vehicle. Check WIRED.com in the archives. Was in print and in web edition too. I really do not buy this version either, but to each their own.

    BTW, I did submit the story to /., as I am sure zillions of others did, but I never saw a refrence to the WIRED story here :(

  63. Re:Why is this cool? by Latent+IT · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Since your calculations were pretty much the best (though an AC did correct your final molar results), I'll reply to yours, rather than one of the other 8 people yelling at me. ;p

    The thing is, you're assuming distilled water. I admit to saying distilled water, but I wasn't really assuming his lake was distilled (for obvious reasons) but I meant that if you combined x sodium with y distilled water, you would end up with a z ppm solution.

    A real lake, however, ain't.

    I really do believe with the concentration of tannic acid, decaying organic material, and soil interaction of any normal lake, a PH measurement of a lake before throwing in a nice sodium rock and another PH measurement the day after would show a change of 0. It's amazingly hard to change the PH of organic rich water. I don't really have math to back this up, but I do have extensive fishkeeping experience. PH up and PH down are pretty much bunk as products, unless used *very* regularly, as the PH will find its way back to where it started really, really fast. And that's only in 30-100 gallons of water.

    And yeesh, as far as excess salinity... I have to dump 7 pounds of salt into 25 gallons of water to recreate the ocean. That's a little bit more than 2 ppm. (though someone with the actual dimensions of his lake worked out .13 ppm.) So yeah, even less. I can't think of a single freshwater fish that can't acclimate (easily) to a teaspoon of salt per gallon.

    Do you really believe a PH of 8.26 would result? Because... that's just wacky.

  64. Sodium and High School by kenf · · Score: 3, Funny

    When I was in high school, many decades ago, a friend of mine aquired a large quantity of sodium in a rather ilicit way. He cut it up into several gram lumps, and sold them to our fellow students, who would then get the restroom pass, and throw the lump into the toilet, with predictable results.

    One fool bought several lumps, and managed to destroy a toilet!

    By the way, this was one of our nation's leading science high schools, again proving that smart does not insure common sense.

  65. My chemistry teacher was a loser by informagicien · · Score: 2, Funny

    I read some chemistry teacher stories in this thread, and most do not show the teacher from a bad angle.
    Mine decided to demonstrate that sodium reaction in a glass aquarium filled with water. After one guy recalled from the year before that there would be a reaction, we decided to get some distance from the teacher as he grabbed a piece that seemed just "too big" to not do anything stupid.
    He told us to approach to see better, and we got away and prepared to duck for cover.
    He then decided it was maybe unsafe and put a glass cover on top of the aquarium.
    And that's when the aquarium exploded shattering glass across the whole classroom and doing quite some damage to him.
    But then again, it's the same teacher who told us one morning he blew up his garage door with his car because he forgot to open it.
    He also told us one liquid was very dangerous for the eyes only after one smart kid threw it with a pipette in the face of a girl who ended up evacuated at the hospital.

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  66. In High School... by Fished · · Score: 2

    I took about a gram of sodium from the chemistry lab, dropped it in the toilet, and turned it into a fountain.

    Ah... The good old days. Sometimes I'm amazed that I lived through High School.

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  67. Song: Three and a half pounds by AppyPappy · · Score: 3, Funny

    To the tune of "Sixteen tons":

    You buy three and half pounds
    And what do you get
    A little bit poorer
    And blown to shit

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    If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem

  68. Re:The OSS used sodium metal & potassium tabs by kiwimate · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The USAAF dropped cases to the French resistance, who used them to little or no effectiveness- not entirely unexpected French-like bevaior.

    Enough already!

    Everyone knows the French are cowards, yada yada yada. Did you read that bit in the newspaper a few days ago where the French rescued all the Westerners (including several Americans) from the Ivory Coast? (And, by the way, the article fails to point out that the French had been there for several days before the American forces turned up.) Would it surprise you to learn that the French, prior to WWII, had one of the proudest and most effective resistance records in the world? Drop it, for crying out loud.

    And no, I have no affinity to France. For what it's worth, I'm from one of the few countries which has felt the effects of official state-sponsored French terrorism in the past few decades. (The bombing of the ship "Rainbow Warrior" in Auckland, New Zealand, 7 July 1985, ordered by the French Secret Service to dissuade Greenpeace from protesting continued nuclear bomb testing at Mururoa Atoll.)

    But enough with the xenophobic hatred. Considering the real wars and battles currently being fought by more than half the nations in the world, don't you think that leaving off these snide and childish insults might be rather a good idea?

  69. Heh by cjsnell · · Score: 3, Funny


    11. explain to dad why the driveway has heat blisters

    That reminds me of the time a friend and I made napalm and lit a large glob of it on dad's driveway. It burned for like three hours and we ended up having to put it out with the hose before he got home. I have no idea how long it would have kept burning.

    Here's the funny thing: we did this back in 1989 or so (9th grade) and there's still a large, black, un-removable circle of charred napalm permanently affixed to dad's driveway. I think he's still pissed at us.

    1. Re:Heh by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 2

      That's got to be a real fun one if you were, say, sitting on the seat and "something" made a backsplash that gave enough water to get the reaction going. That would be a fun trip to the ER.

      Anyone besides me remember the MacGuyver episode where he used Sodium & water to explode himself out of a locked room. I forget what his trigger was.

  70. Re:Nothing like fun with Sodium... by Pinky · · Score: 5, Funny

    Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day.

    Feed a man for life and he'll go out throw a big block of Sodium in the lake and kill all the fish just to watch is go fiiizzzzzzzzz.......

    Moral: Men like things that go fizzzzzz more than fish.

  71. Sodium in your pocket by Ratbert42 · · Score: 2

    When I was in high school, the (possibly urban legend) story told by our chemistry teacher was that a former student had stolen a small chunk of sodium from chem lab. He stuck it in his pocket, probably figuring he'd blow the toilet right out of his double-wide after school. Anyways, he goes to P.E. later in the day. Next period, he's sitting in history class or shop or whatever and he starts sweating in his jeans. Next thing he knows, he's on fire.

  72. Re:Programming in Hex by Abreu · · Score: 2

    Mel??? is that you?

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  73. That's my kind of woman. by BoomerSooner · · Score: 2, Funny

    Being from Oklahoma I wish she were my age!

    Guns, Women, Lake, Explosion, Priceless...

    .22 Cal Rifle
    Scientific knowledge
    Female
    Explosive experiment
    Delicious!

    Damn, where have all the good ladies gone. My wife is afraid of my 9mm (glad I didn't get a .45 instead).

  74. Re:The OSS used sodium metal & potassium tabs by tdye · · Score: 2

    Not to mention that the French special forces are some unbelievably bad-ass motherfuckers.

  75. Re:Why is this cool? by Latent+IT · · Score: 2

    My source of irritation is that you used faulty analysis to support your conclusion ...

    This from the dumbunny who compared it to 3 pounds of chlorine in a swimming pool? At least I compared actual numbers of the actual things involved, illustrating that the ammount of water was more than five hundred thousand times greater than the ammount of sodium being introduced. What's faulty about that? How was it incorrect?

    jlseagull: That's a ratio of 1.75e-6 OH-/H2O. Normal water has a concentration of 1e-7 OH-/H20, so add the two to get the total concentration C, and -log C = pOH = 5.73, so pH = 14-pOH = 8.26.

    postman: Ask this super genius to post some photos of the pond three months from now, esprecially those plants we see in the background.

    Anonymous Coward: Yes, it will raise the pH.

    noackjr: Considering pH = -log(H+ concentration), a change of 2 ppm (2e-6) is *very* significant. This works out to a change in pH of over 1.3 to ~5.67 (assuming a start at 7)...

    SmittyTheBold: If you're adding Sodium, the water's going to head toward alkalinity - so your number there should be "~8.33" not "~5.67."

    And then...

    dumbunny: Most of us aren't disputing the conclusion that the lake's pH won't change noticeably.

    Lets see if you can find *my* source of irritation.

    And by the way, clearly it's my fault for how my post got modded. Right?

  76. Re:Why is this cool? by Latent+IT · · Score: 2

    It appears that W.R. Grace is a fairly large chemical company.

    What the poster neglects to realize is that as a large chemical company, if they were dumping sodium, they'd probably have an actual *statistically significant* ammount of sodium, and dump it in a non-private river, like the Mississippi.

    Some people just really enjoy wearing blinders, I guess.

  77. I cannot believe this! by jopet · · Score: 3, Informative

    You said these were the chemistry & biology teachers and not, say, the janitor? It should not have been hard for the chemistry teacher to find out in a few minutes what is in the jar. Most things you can imagine in a school lab can be analysed by a few simple reactions. But to simply throw away this stuff like that - it could have been a hazard to the environment or the health - is entirely pathetic and would have been illegal at least in my country.

  78. Re:Nothing like fun with Sodium... by thomas.galvin · · Score: 3, Funny

    1. Nothing
    2. ???
    3. CREATION!!!

  79. Yes, but why? by Interrobang · · Score: 2
    I mean, it's amusing as hell in a sick sort of way, but why would someone really want to blow up their own private pond?

    The only reasons I can think of are:

    because he's bored and can't think of something, anything better to do (watching paint dry springs immediately to mind)

    because he stocked the pond and doesn't have the patience to fish for real (throw the sodium into the water, wait, then cruise out in your dory with a net and scoop the fish off the remaining water), or

    because he can, which doesn't really answer the "why" question.

    What is it with most geeks and things that go kaboom anyway? Do you guys all want to be Marvin the Martian or something?

    1. Re:Yes, but why? by Interrobang · · Score: 2

      No, I am a geek. I just don't like to blow things up. The last time I tried that, I singed my hair (long, then). Now that I'm older and wiser, I stay away from dangerous things, mostly out of a vested interest in keeping my hide intact. Wondering why you all wouldn't do the same. Immortality complexes?

  80. Re:Programming in Hex by frog51 · · Score: 2

    No, Mel is very very clever. I just had a lot of time on my hands.

  81. Re:Nothing like fun with Sodium... by thomas.galvin · · Score: 2, Offtopic

    The correct response to that conjecture is "Yes, because I see evidence of Watchmaking before my eyes, and if I take the instructions given in the Watchmaking manual and follow them correctly, I will end up with a watch. Your so-called-God has not left any reproducible evidence of his existence or that his methodologies for creating a World work...therefore alternative theories have credence as well"

    I cannot get a bunch of sand and make my own computer chips. Since these so-called chip-manufacturers have not left any reproducible evidence of their methodologies, I must assume that computer chips are the result of random reactions in nature.

    Take a look around, friend. Everything you see is evidence that there is a God. Once, there was nothing, and now, there is everything. Physical laws cannot explain this, but the bible can. And no, He didn't leave a "Creating Worlds for Dummies" book laying around; he's God, which means there are things He is capable of that we are not, and that He understands things that we do not.

    As for alternative theories, it basically ammounts to this. There is a God, or we got really, really lucky. The strength of the atomic forces, or gravity, the distance of the earth to the sun, and a whole host of other values are tuned for the existance of life. Some of these values, if altered by a thousandth of a percent, would have gaurenteed that the universe would have imploded into a fireball, or drifted away into nothingness. But here we are.

    Self-Interest works really, really well...religion...well...not so well.

    When people lost religion, they lost morality, pure and simlple. You are correct, however, that when religion became state-sponsored, trouble followed closely.

    Self interest gives us Enron. State-sponsored religion gives us the Inquisition. God, on the other hand, gives us such hard-to-swallow concepts as "don't go around killing each other" and "feed the poor."

  82. In a previous life... by Oliver+Wendell+Jones · · Score: 5, Informative

    Before moving on to my current career, I worked for about 6 months at a secondary lead refinery, where we recycled car batteries back into lead.

    The batteries were brought into what was called the breaker room, where they were smashed, the plastic case pieces would float to the top of the mix and removed for recycling, the liquid was drained off and sold, and then what was left was run through a drying kiln and then into a reverbatory furnace with molten lead coming out the other end.

    The lead was then treated with a variety of processes to either soften or harden it. This was the part that was a pyromaniac's wet dream. Imagine a refinery floor with 4 kettles of 250-300,000 pounds of molten lead each, set into the floor so that the top of the kettle is just above waist high. Then imagine that the processing of these kettles full of molten lead uses powdered sulfur, red phosphorous, a calcium-aluminum-magnesium alloy and SODIUM. That's right, they paid union steel workers to stand there and throw paper lunch sacks full of powdered red phosphorous into a swirling kettle of molten lead. Oh yeah...

    I was a Q.C. technician, so it was my job to sample the lead, test it's content and then write orders for the union guys to follow as to how much of each material to add.

    Now, back to the sodium story... remember the breaker room where they smashed the batteries? That room was as big as a medium-sized airplane hanger, all metal construction with a cement floor. The floor was usually covered by up to an inch of a weak sulfuric acid solution that leaked from the battery crushing equipment. Less than a hundred yards away was a storage room containing 25 gallon drums of large chunks of metallic sodium. One day one of the guys called me over, pulled out a large knife and sliced off a chunk of sodium about the size of a baseball, and I then followed him to the entrance of the battery crusher room. He wiggled his eyebrows, which was about all the expression you can display behind a respirator, safety glasses and a face shield, and then threw that chunk of sodium into the middle of the room.

    KABLOOIE!

    Sodium reacts when it contacts water, because it disassociates a Hydrogen and an Oxygen atom from the water molecule leaving one free Hydrogen atom which then ignites from the heat generated by the reaction. Now, imagine if instead of water (H2O) you instead used a mixture of H2O and H2S04. More hydrogen! More oxygen! Bigger boom! Heck, you can throw just about any metal into Sulfuric Acid and start liberating small amounts of Hydrogen, so something like Sodium is just overkill.

    Luckily we were wearing those big ear-muff style hearing protectors, or we would have been deafened. The explosion was unbelievable and nearly knocked us over from 20+ feet away, and we weren't even in the same room where it happened.

    The most amazing part of the story is that no one even noticed. There were so many loud noises and other distractions that a deafeningly loud bang was no reason for people to even look up.

    If it hadn't been for the fact that the company was an environmental disgrace (the president and several managers were indicted a year or so after I left for dumping water with lead dust in it into the local sewer system) and a safety nightmare (I've never seen a place with so many 'first aid incidents' before, and I hope to never again), it was a great job for $21,000 a year... of course that was 1998, so $21,000 seemed like a lot of money at the time...

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    1. Re:In a previous life... by Oliver+Wendell+Jones · · Score: 2

      Car battery lead contains arsenic and mercury, but it's in such small quantities (parts per billion) that it's practically negligable. Car batteries contain two kinds of lead, a hard lead and a soft lead. The battery posts/terminals are hard lead, an almost pure form of lead with minimal trace elements. The grid inside the battery, where most of the lead is, is soft lead, which is alloyed with Calcium and Aluminum and minor amounts of Magnesium to make it flexible and more reactive. Right before I left that job, someone stole a bottle of mercury from the QC lab (not on my shift) and dumped it into someone's boots. Luckily that person knocked their boot over before putting them on, or he would have been in for a very nasty surprise...

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  83. Re:Programming in Hex by Abreu · · Score: 2



    Sorry, the obfuscated perl in your sig made me think that maybe Mel had finally given in and exchanged Hex for perl's "expressiveness"

    </tounge>

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  84. Nair! (Re:Sodium Hydroxide) by Rick_T · · Score: 2

    > What else has a pH of 12? We're still in
    > the range of common household cleaners.

    Nair. So if you fancy jumping into a vat of Nair, ...

    (No, I'm not making this up. I have some of my students measure the pH of various shampoos and skin care products. Nair weighs in in the 10-12 range, usually.)

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  85. Math by vlad_petric · · Score: 2

    1000 liters is just a cubic meter. I wouldn't call it a "pond"
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    The Raven

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  86. Re:And here I was led to believe he had the right. by sysadmn · · Score: 2

    Now we know why he never gets invited to Bill Gates' lake parties...

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  87. Re:Why is this cool? by Latent+IT · · Score: 2

    Yes, yes. Of course you're right. And if I walk behind a car, I'll just drop down dead from the carbon monoxide concentrations, right?

    A) Fish swim. If they approach an area of water that makes them uncomfortable, they will turn around.

    B) The sodium *explodes*. That may help in stirring, somewhat.

    C) Oh please. Don't try to save yourself. You're the rocket scientist that wants to see pictures of this lake in three months. Now you're concerned about the short term more? Boy, you dropped your origional position like a hot potato and picked this one up pretty quick. I'm sure you've given it just as much thought as your first. Why don't you try a little excercise - reason it out, try to figure out what will happen, and why, and *then* join in the conversation, not before.

    Mr Equilibrium thermodynamics indeed. Get that high school diploma, okay?

  88. Mirrors by Door-opening+Fascist · · Score: 2

    I've got mirrors up at Earlham College and UW-Madison. No movies, but pictures are in.

  89. Physics demonstration gone bad... by SethJohnson · · Score: 2


    At my highschool we had this great physics teacher named Mr. O'Leary. He did all kinds of active demonstrations. One went terribly bad, though.

    He was attempting to demonstrate how a large mass will absorb the energy of a hammer and protect the underlying structure (a hand in this case). So he sets this brick on his own hand on the stage in the auditorium (this was a big lecture which had ALL the different physics sections there) and asked the biggest brown-noser in his class (Mark Marking) who was sitting in the front to come up and smash the brick with this hammer. Mark resists by saying he doesn't want to, but O'Leary urged him to do it. Mark swung the hammer OVERHEAD and came right down on O'Leary's thumb, which was protruding from the side of the brick. His thumb was literally pulverized. He is so hardcore, though, that he went to the bathroom, got some paper towels, wrapped it up, and finished teaching the class before he went to the hospital. For a year he had to keep the thing elevated above his heart to give the tissue a chance to recover. Here's a picture of him nowadays (he's the older guy on the side.) That's the thumb as well. This all happened in the mid-80s, BTW, at a school in Tokyo, Japan.
    1. Re:Physics demonstration gone bad... by 1010011010 · · Score: 2


      He was my teacher! I wish I'd known about the thumb -- I would have asked about it. We would on occasion freeze his bag lunch in the vat of liquid nitrogen. Hehe. Fun class.

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  90. Re:Why is this cool? by Latent+IT · · Score: 2

    There is no other reason for you to use the sentence fragment, "Assuming the lake was distilled water," in that paragraph.

    Well, there is. I used it because that would be the only way it would be a perfect 2 ppm solution of dissolved sodium in water. I thought that was taken care of by the very next sentence, which as you pointed out is: Very likely it wasn't.

    For the record, it was supposed to be sarcasm. You know, yes indeed, a lake filled with distilled water. Okay there, buddy.

    Contrary to what you and I know to be true, I *guarantee* you that many of these other people really expect dead acid-eaten fish. (I'm sure the explosion got one unlucky bugger though.) Postman, the bright boy that he is, keeps pushing the issue.

    Summary? You're right. I'm right. We're right all around, just not talking to each other about the same thing. Let's just hug and make up, so I can get back to poking fun at environmental reactionaries, okay? =p

  91. Re:A great book to read... by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 2

    He had a Wired Article about him a few issues back. Very good read.

  92. Re:The OSS used sodium metal & potassium tabs by Phaid · · Score: 2

    the French, prior to WWII, had one of the proudest and most effective resistance records in the world?

    That's not really saying great things about their military, though, is it?

  93. Urban legend? by taniwha · · Score: 2

    that story's getting close to an urban legend (doesn't mean it didn't happen) - I was told a varient in high schoiol in New Zealand 30 years ago

  94. your own private meteor shower by kyoorius · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Back in college, a ChemE friend of mine called me down to his dorm room to show me the sodium trick. His setup consisted of a ceramic bowl filled with water into which he dropped small pellet-sticks of sodium (removed from a separate oil filled jar).
    The reaction was someone impressive but not nearly as some of the other explosives ..err... "experiments" we had conducted before. So I offered my suggestion to pour some magnesium granules into the water and see what happens.. and so he did.

    To our surprise, what followed involved more physics than chemistry...

    He dropped in the sodium, which fizzed around for a few seconds, burst into bright flames.. igniting the magnesium granules .. which in turn vaporized the water .. ejecting 1000 DEGREE BALLS OF FIRE upward and in every direction. These meteors bounced off the walls, ceiling, and floor leaving holes + scorch marks in everything... the stereo, mattress, monitor, and his roomate's rare collectible $5 bill from 1891.
    Luckily my body was protected by the door and my face with a plastic report cover.. heh heh heh.

    Kids don't try this at home.

  95. Re:Nothing like fun with Sodium... by Dirtside · · Score: 2
    I know this is a troll, but I just can't resist. It's like having someone drop a jar of Jelly Bellies in your lap.
    Take a look around, friend. Everything you see is evidence that there is a God.
    Please explain exactly why "everything" is evidence of God. I see stuff here, but there are natural processes which explain it all rather well, so why postulate a sentient, all-knowing, all-powerful, undetectable deity?

    Also, if you are correct, then God is responsible for *everything* -- including the Ebola Zaire virus, Stalin's murder of twenty million of his own citizens, babies who die of genetic diseases, and "Survivor: Thailand."

    he's God, which means there are things He is capable of that we are not, and that He understands things that we do not.
    You keep saying that. Can you prove that God even exists?
    As for alternative theories, it basically ammounts to this. There is a God, or we got really, really lucky. The strength of the atomic forces, or gravity, the distance of the earth to the sun, and a whole host of other values are tuned for the existance of life. Some of these values, if altered by a thousandth of a percent, would have gaurenteed that the universe would have imploded into a fireball, or drifted away into nothingness. But here we are.
    For all you know, there are infinite alternate universes, each of which has a random set of fundamental values. The universes which happen to be able to support life, due to their combinations of values, are the universes in which life arose, and in which we are here to think about it. That explanation is at least as plausible as God (read: equally unprovable).
    When people lost religion, they lost morality, pure and simlple.
    Since you define "morality" as "having religion," your statement is basically tautological. You may as well have said, "When people lost religion, they lost religion." However, since I consider what I have to be morality, and since I also have no religion, your statement is false. Isn't language a wonderful thing?
    Self interest gives us Enron. State-sponsored religion gives us the Inquisition. God, on the other hand, gives us such hard-to-swallow concepts as "don't go around killing each other" and "feed the poor."
    Actually, men gave us those concepts. They just claimed it was a God, so that people would listen to them.
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  96. Proof of God everywhere by totallygeek · · Score: 2
    Take a look around, friend. Everything you see is evidence that there is a God.


    The same could be proof that Greek mythology is the correct stance on "creation". Everything proves that Zeus and Hera and Mercury and Athena exist. No, wait, everything proves that Hindus have the right answer. Wait a minute, it was the Apache Indians that had it all right. Or, was that the Egyptians? "Everything" proves the Bible right no more than it proves any other religion's creation story.

    1. Re:Proof of God everywhere by thomas.galvin · · Score: 2

      Read what you quoted: "Everything you see is evidence that there is a God." I'll prove the Bible right some other time.

    2. Re:Proof of God everywhere by totallygeek · · Score: 2
      Funny that some people look at the world and say that it proves the existence of God because how else could something come into being. My problem is that if there needs to be a god for creation, then there must also need to be something to create the god of that creation, which would recurse forever god ontop of god. It is a logic circle you cannot escape.

    3. Re:Proof of God everywhere by thomas.galvin · · Score: 2

      Theologically, one of the defining characteistics of God is his self-existance; he requiers nothing else to exist, He simply is.

    4. Re:Proof of God everywhere by Dirtside · · Score: 2

      So you *define* God as "just being," and then use this to prove that he exists? That's called "circular logic" and it doesn't wash here. Try again.

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    5. Re:Proof of God everywhere by thomas.galvin · · Score: 2

      No, this has nothing to do with proving His existance; it's a theological explanation of one of His cahracteristics.

    6. Re:Proof of God everywhere by Dirtside · · Score: 2

      You claimed that God is described as self-existing, i.e. requiring nothing else to exist. The obvious corollary to this claim is that God exists. You're trying to say that God exists, and that he's defined as self-existing.

      So where's your actual proof that God exists?

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  97. Why stop at sodium? by physman · · Score: 2, Informative

    Why not use Potassium, it is readily avaibale from electrolysing aquaous potassium permangante. Potassum forms at the negative eletode (CATHODE). Great Fun Physman

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  98. Re:Why is this cool? by Psion · · Score: 2

    Um...let's put this into perspective, shall we? In three months, it will be winter in the northern hemisphere (I'm making an assumption that this is where this fellow's pond is, since the article itself seems to be slashdotted), and there'd be no point to taking a photo since the plants will be dead/dormant. Come back in roughly one year and take your picture.

  99. Re:Why is this cool? by Latent+IT · · Score: 2

    Don't worry, this is the last of my time I'm willing to waste on you. Enjoy it whie you can, and don't expect any more followups to your amazingly illogical arguements. ;p

    I never said anything about fish or the long term.

    Yes, you did. You think that all the plants will be dead from hydroxide in three months. That's long term. It's amazingly wrong, but it's certainly long term.

    We both know how useful that explosion will be in mixing the entire lake volume so let's drop that one.

    Yes, we do. I also know that in very little time (so much less than three months, it's not even funny) it will have mixed completely. One day with even mild wind will drum up the motion of a while lot of stir bars. Your thinking indicates that you think this lake is in a jar on your desk somewhere.

    So again, thanks for calculating the final pH of the solution.

    Funny. I don't remember doing that. Did I do that? Hell, I didn't do that.

    I have tried an exercise, namely I have added concentrated solutions of NaOH to solutions of organic molecules (e.g. proteins, DNA) and seen _local_ denaturation/hydrolysis arising from amounts of hydroxide that negligibly alter the overall pH.

    Okay, here's your experiment, if you're actually misguided, and not just being an idiot. Take 10,000,000 drops of water. Keep careful count! Then take one drop of NaOH. Give it a good shake, and water a tree with the results. If it's an apple tree, send me some apples, and I'll happily eat them. Don't hold your breath waiting for the tree to die, either.

    I could count on you running from the challenge that I posed today, namely estimating the plume that would result from this explosion.

    Gosh! Did I leave your childish demands off my to do list today? How strange. If you're really serious, send me a GPS map of his lake and the surrounding area, soundings of the lake as a one foot grid, as well as wind, humidity, heat, and every other conceivable condition for this day you'd like me to simulate. Also include a $500 in small bills for my time, and I'll cook some numbers for you for a day that will be nothing more than a rapidly dispersing cloud dropping to undetectable levels of NaOH after hours, if that long.

    In the meantime, just beacuse I don't do your science homework for you doesn't mean I'm 'running from your challenge', eh?

    The walk behind the car thing is just bizarre, I have no idea what you're talking about.

    I think you do, but I'll explain anyway. You think things need some kind of magic miracle to dilute/disperse. They really don't. By your logic, standing 10 feet behind a car at the right angle is just as dangerous as having your lips to the exhaust pipe. It's not.

    the flash and bang are nifty but they cause real environmental damage.

    Not any more than say, walking across a field, trampling those poor defenseless blades of grass. And that's the whole point.

  100. Re:Nothing like fun with Sodium... by thomas.galvin · · Score: 2

    Flawed logic. Given the correct elements (some of which may or may not come from sand), procedures and equipment, one can in fact manufacture computer chips. The reason this is so is that reproducible evidence, which you claim does not exist, actually does.

    I'm attacking your belief system, only your logic.


    Quite all right. The grandparent poster said I that a watch was evidence of a watchmaker because he could follow a watchmaker's instructions and produce a watch, but since he could not follow God's instructions and make a world, creation was not evidence of God. I was merely pointing out that you don't have to be able to reproduce something for it to be true...chip makers can make chips, but I cannot. God can make worlds, but I cannot. Both are simply out of my power, but both have been done.

  101. Re:Nothing like fun with Sodium... by thomas.galvin · · Score: 2

    Please explain exactly why "everything" is evidence of God. I see stuff here, but there are natural processes which explain it all rather well, so why postulate a sentient, all-knowing, all-powerful, undetectable deity?

    Simply, there is no "natural processes which explain it all rather well." we can go back only so far, and then all of our theories and physical laws go out the window. Scientists believe that the universe, at one time, did not exist. Now, it, and everything in it, does exist, despite the fact that this "coming into existance" defies one of the fundamental theories of thermodynamics. There was once no matter, no energy. Now there is. Scientists have been trying to explain it for ages. Theologians explained it millenia ago.

    For all you know, there are infinite alternate universes, each of which has a random set of fundamental values. The universes which happen to be able to support life, due to their combinations of values, are the universes in which life arose, and in which we are here to think about it. That explanation is at least as plausible as God (read: equally unprovable).

    Fair enough. I agree that the "fundamental values" in our physical laws are not enough to prove God exists; but it is one more piece of evidence that helps build my case. It also ties in with the watchmaker example from a higher post.

    When people lost religion, they lost morality, pure and simlple.
    Since you define "morality" as "having religion," your statement is basically tautological. You may as well have said, "When people lost religion, they lost religion." However, since I consider what I have to be morality, and since I also have no religion, your statement is false. Isn't language a wonderful thing?


    I overgeneralized. I have known some people who were, by human standards, good people, and also happened to be atheists. Society as a whole, however, has become increasingly less moral as it has become increasingly less theistic.

    Self interest gives us Enron. State-sponsored religion gives us the Inquisition. God, on the other hand, gives us such hard-to-swallow concepts as "don't go around killing each other" and "feed the poor."
    Actually, men gave us those concepts. They just claimed it was a God, so that people would listen to them.


    Actually, God gave us those concepts. Men just claimed it was their idea because they don't want to admit there is a higher standard than themselves.

  102. Re:Nothing like fun with Sodium... by thomas.galvin · · Score: 2

    According to the Bible, the materials necessary to create the Universe are...nothing.

    Actually, according to the Bible, the materials necessary to produce a Universe are...God. Science has yet to come up with anything better.

  103. Re:Business.. by harborpirate · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Not sure why this keeps getting modded up in every single thread..

    Moderators, I think its time we declared this the new All Your Base/Hot Grits/Natalie Portman/etc "Slashdot catch phrase" (TM). It should be modded down as such. After all, its only funny the first couple hundred times.

    Please check the following link for information on how Slashdot catch phrases (TM) and other Memes work: http://totl.net/Cool/

    You may now continue your regularly scheduled productivity draining activity.

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  104. Re:Nothing like fun with Sodium... by Dirtside · · Score: 2
    Simply, there is no "natural processes which explain it all rather well."
    They're called "the laws of physics." And they explain it better than your explanation, which is, "We don't know, therefore God did it." That's known as intellectual laziness. Isn't sloth a deadly sin?
    we can go back only so far, and then all of our theories and physical laws go out the window. Scientists believe that the universe, at one time, did not exist.
    "Scientists," eh? Which scientists, exactly? There's quite a lot of them out there, and there is nothing even remotely close to a consensus about the origins of the universe, if indeed it has any (that's another hypothesis).
    Now, it, and everything in it, does exist, despite the fact that this "coming into existance" defies one of the fundamental theories of thermodynamics.
    So you're attacking a particular claim, which is that the universe sprung into being from nothingness? Such a claim is far from uniform in the scientific community, and I personally don't have any opinion about the origins of the universe. Why? Because it doesn't matter.
    There was once no matter, no energy. Now there is. Scientists have been trying to explain it for ages. Theologians explained it millenia ago.
    Theologians came up with an explanation, but no proof or evidence for it. It's called the "god of the gaps" argument -- basically, we don't know what did it, so it must be God! I can come up with an equally valid explanation: It was not God, but rather giant sentient purple flamingos that created the universe. I can't prove myself right, but then again, you can't prove me wrong, just as you can't prove yourself right about God, and neither can I prove you wrong.
    Fair enough. I agree that the "fundamental values" in our physical laws are not enough to prove God exists; but it is one more piece of evidence that helps build my case.
    It doesn't support your argument, and it doesn't support my argument either. In fact, it's an entirely moot point. The very nature of reality may be such that the values cannot be other than they are; or, as I suggested, there might be infinite (or at least highly numerous) universes in which the values are different; or it might be that any set of values works; etc. However none of this can ever be proven, since we cannot run experiments to find out. We're limited to this universe, so anything either of us can say on the topic is entirely conjectural.
    It also ties in with the watchmaker example from a higher post.
    The watchmaker example is absurd. If you find a watch on the beach, you assume someone made it. However you don't assume that it is the first watch ever created. You assume that there were earlier versions of the watch that did not work so well, and earlier versions still, until you get all the way back to the sundial, or earlier. Ironically, the watchmaker argument ends up supporting evolution!
    I overgeneralized. I have known some people who were, by human standards, good people, and also happened to be atheists. Society as a whole, however, has become increasingly less moral as it has become increasingly less theistic.
    So now that we've abolished slavery, given women the right to vote, desegregated our schools, mostly given up on corporal and capital punishment, and realized that illness is not caused by demons but rather by germs (most of which are results of becoming less theistic), we're less moral? (And did it ever occur to you that the phrase "increasingly less" is kind of silly?)

    And even if your contention about the relationship between theism and morality is true, whether or not believing in God makes you a nicer person has absolutely nothing to do with whether God exists! There have been people who believed in non-Christian Gods, and who were nice people as a result, but that doesn't mean their God therefore exists. In fact, this entire thread is spurious. Whether God exists is unaffected by what people believe, or how good they are as a result of what they believe.

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  105. Moderate: -1 Stupid by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 2
    None of the other moderations make sense. It's not a troll, it's not redundant. It's not quite funny (until you understand it as stupid).
    It's just stupid

    If you haven't figured it out yet, the stuff that was made in the 50s' is still so radioactive that One is being stored in it's own cast-lead bowl.

    On the other hand stuff made since they realized that they were killing their customers is no longer radioactive -- because they stopped using radioactive elements in the creation!

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  106. Re:Nothing like fun with Sodium... by Rone · · Score: 2
    a larg enough block of Na tossed into a lake would essentially make a large pool of lye

    My great uncle claims to have done this once, but no one in the family believes him.

    Every time he brings it up, the rest of us call him a lye-er.

  107. Re:Nothing like fun with Sodium... by spike+hay · · Score: 2

    dead fish + lye = lutefisk

    Finally!!! I will have lutefisk supplies unlimited by my meager finances!!

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  108. Re:Whyyy by packeteer · · Score: 2

    Actually in still in high school so chill out man.

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  109. Re:Very tame.. by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 2
    Another story no one believes is the freak in California who stole a TANK and takes a stroll downtown with it.

    I know that this occurred in Germany. The kid that did it, ended up overturning the tank into a water-filled ditch. I 'm not sure if he ended up drowning, but I do remember that there was some worry about his safety when he turned the tank over..

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  110. Re:Sodium Fun by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 2
    Under California law, fireworks include "any device containing chemical elements and chemical compounds capable of burning independently of the oxygen of the atmosphere ....

    Sodium in mineral oil doesn't fit this description... Unless you ship it with water (a really bad idea). It's still a hazardous chemical, but it's not a firework because it won't burn as shipped.

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  111. Re:Nothing like fun with Sodium... by jimbolaya · · Score: 2

    I don't mean to carp on the man, but I think the whole idea was lutefisk! An interviewed asked him why he did it, and he replied, "Just for the halibat!"

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  112. you'll live but don't let it happen again by js7a · · Score: 2
    I was playing with a pipette, sucking mercury into it. Then I felt the heavy little droplet hit the back of my throat! I swallowed it! Should I be concerned?

    Pure metalic mercury is not very bioabsorbable in mamillian digestive tracts, unless it had been significantly oxidized. Most of it probably went right through you, and apparently what you did absorb wasn't enough to damage your nervous system enough to keep you from posting to Slashdot. Although mercury accumulates, it is also slowly flushed by the kidneys and liver, so if it was more than a couple years ago you're probably clean, too.

  113. Re:Very tame.. by shaldannon · · Score: 2

    The California story is true. If you watch enough TLC "Bad Driver" or "Police" specials, you'll see it at least once. I've personally see the same show airing twice, and a variant running, in the last 6 months.

    Basically an ex-national guard guy with a beef with the local hospital sneaks onto the armory grounds and steals an M1A1 out from under their collective noses (can we say "curt-martial" boys and girls? good...I knew we could...)

    anyhow, he cut loose rampaging down city streets. they've gote some lovely helicopter footage of him taking out cars, vans, a full-size motor home, even a street light. he tried to take out a pedestrian bridge, and eventually ended up on the freeway, headed towards said hospital.

    The legions of following squad cars are something to see...rather like the 3+ hour hostage situation that recently occurred between Raleigh and Richmond on I-85...but I digress...

    At any rate, fearing that the police were going to catch him on one side of the freeway (mind, they were more nervous about the main gun pointing rearward at the squad cars), he tries to drive the tank over the center divider, high centering the beast in the process.

    A couple officers climbed up on the tank, and one who had guard experience opened the hatch. They ordered the guy to stop, but he just looked at them and laughed. Fearing for public safety (not to mention their own), one of the officers ended it with a lethal gunshot.

    I guess the moral of the story is don't steal an Abrams tank....

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  114. Re:The infamous baggie bomb! by starman97 · · Score: 2

    The really fun part is when the bag blows up as you carry it out to the parking lot due to a static discharge inside it. O2 and acetylene are very dry,
    and opening a trash bag creates a lot of static charge in the inner surface. BOOM!

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