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Fewer Employees + Same Work = Higher Productivity

LiamRandall writes "Time magazine has an article discussing the effects that recent layoffs in corporate America has had on remaining workers. While I'm glad that I haven't been laid off (like 1/2 my group) I'm overloaded with all of my new responsibilities. On one hand I feel very fortunate to still have a job- I feel some what guilty complaining given that the computer industry is second in layoffs. While some former coworkers of mine got the axe because upper management didn't understand what their contributions to the company were, others were dead wood anyway. The Chinese symbol for crisis is danger + opportunity; in these turbulent times do you find yourself rising to the challenge or being overloaded with responsibility? Is your to-do list growing exponentially? What new work are you faced with and how are you dealing with it?"

574 comments

  1. Crisi-Tunity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    As Homer would say...

  2. I believe these figures! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    After all, I believed all the figures about profits from big companies when they put the losses into the profits column!

  3. team dynamics by SirSlud · · Score: 5, Insightful

    they dumped some wheat, and they dumped some chaffe.

    but they dumped the wheat here that made this job fun. im the lone developer now, and upper managements lack of desire to understand and know the folks in development drove my friend away.

    my productivity has gone down, tho my load has increased, only because i care less about my job now that the people that made it fun are gone.

    thats my 2 cents

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    1. Re:team dynamics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Crisis + Opportunity = Crisitunity.

      Which Simpsons was that from? Anyone?

    2. Re:team dynamics by CmdrPinkTaco · · Score: 2, Funny

      "oh you hate your job, there's a support group for that, it's called everyone and they meet at the bar."
      -Drew Carey

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    3. Re:team dynamics by RicRoc · · Score: 1

      This same dynamic has happend to me, so I'm off to find a new job. Even though there is a slump, I still find enough offers to keep me happy.

      I'm very fortunate that I love my work (system development), and can afford to seek happiness in employment. However, I think this emotional attachment has made it harder for me to leave when the fun left... Oh, well. Life is hard and then you die! :-)

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    4. Re:team dynamics by Lumpy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      in a production environment like yours, yes productivity goes down.... in a non-productive like mine (administration/management of the equipment and networks (LAN and WAN and machines) Productivity must stay the same but QUALITY does go down...

      I dont have time to make the link from this office to the smaller offices better, I dont have time to come up with some of the great innovations I came up with the previous 2 years that increased the system reliability and speed or user productivity. I'm bogged with tasks that I shouldn't be doing but they must be done.

      So companies are gaining in keeping expenses down , but they are losing big-time in money making or money saving innovations... one of the big reasons I was hired for in the first place.

      but I dont worry, I've been with the It field for over 10 years (except for that stint for a few where I did microbiology/water chemistry) and this is normal... it's a cycle... wait 2-3 and it'll start ramping back up again.

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    5. Re:team dynamics by spanky555 · · Score: 1

      they dumped some wheat, and they dumped some chaffe.

      Well, at the layoffs I went through, they dumped a lot of wheat, and kept a LOT of chaffe. But chaffe that kissed ass, and that explains much. It's NOT just a cost-cutting measure, it's a way to settle any old scores with people who didn't suck up enough to CEOs and CTOs who are megalomaniacs. Those who just kept working instead of going out of their way (except to occassionally point out their accomplishments) to kiss up were let go.

      Some of this chaffe spent several HOURS a day kissing CTO or CEO ass. I'm serious. Now, that's some real productivity, but, hell, if the CTO/CEO feels like a rock star because of it, then it's all worthwhile!!!

    6. Re:team dynamics by SirSlud · · Score: 2

      >Since when is a job supposed to be fun?

      Hey, I dont have to pay for you inability to locate a job you enjoy with people you enjoy.

      If you dont like work, go somewhere else. Its your own fault for staying in a job you dont enjoy.

      If you can't find work you enjoy, believe me, the problem is with you (probably your assumption that it must be _unenjoyable_ to count as work.)

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    7. Re:team dynamics by GreyPoopon · · Score: 1
      Well, at the layoffs I went through, they dumped a lot of wheat, and kept a LOT of chaffe. But chaffe that kissed ass, and that explains much.

      Don't worry. Chances are, the people who made those decisions will pay for it in the end. If things remain "bad" in the economy long enough, the consequences of their actions will eventually come back to bite them. Look for the "decision makers" to change jobs within the next six months, as that's probably going to be the only way to keep stockholders and board members from figuring out who the real culprit is. Typically, whoever replaces them will play a little game of "chop shop" with the remaining employees.

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    8. Re:team dynamics by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      I've been with the It field for over 10 years (except for that stint for a few where I did microbiology/water chemistry) and this is normal... it's a cycle... wait 2-3 and it'll start ramping back up again.

      2 or 3 more years? Arrrrrrrrg! Please noooo! Socialism might start looking pretty tempting after that long. I think I will start digging through may trash for that Ralph Nadar pamphlet I tossed. Any hiring in Sweaden?

    9. Re:team dynamics by atomico · · Score: 1

      Sad, true, and I see the same everyday. Now that we see the axe looming above us -a matter of weeks or months, but we are doomed-, we are being asked to double our efforts by managers who do not even try to act as if they believed what they say.

      When reflections about this sad truth enter my mind, that is a lost day of work. Impossible to concentrate anymore.

    10. Re:team dynamics by Leggman · · Score: 1

      I used to be a happy and productive systems administrator; I spent my days working on our websites and EDI system. Then they laid off the help desk staff and I spend my days now clearing paper jams, telling people that NO, I DON'T know what your password is and telling my manager that NO, I haven't gotten the changes made on the website yet since I was busy with the daily trivialities. When they laid off your peers, did your managers tell you that they were going to 'pitch in' and not to worry about the extra work? Was it a lie?

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    11. Re:team dynamics by Leggman · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, force reductions are a great way for people to get rid of people they don't like without fear of legal repurcussions. You don't have to worry about people sueing you for wrongful termination or discrimination if it is in the guise of a force reduction. Be aware of your rights, though; if they drop you as part of a force reduction but then hire someone else to do fundamentally the same job you were removed from, you have the same rights you would normally have when you're fired.

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    12. Re:team dynamics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nope, work only needs to be done - if you can make it enjoyable, then you've found the answser to the question of life
      wow, am I drunk

  4. Yes by UCRowerG · · Score: 0

    I just got out of a meeting with my boss. He wants me to put on the project management hat in addition to my coding and database hats I alreaday wear. I won't complain. Brownie points are always nice.

    1. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd get the hell out of there, and into a company where the management at least understand that you can't do both at the same time!

    2. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you havent been in this job market, have ya?

    3. Re:Yes by Xi · · Score: 1

      You mean you're not the sysadmin too???

  5. Same Chinese symbol for crisis + opportunity by Shadowlion · · Score: 5, Funny

    Lisa Simpson: "Dad, do you know that the Chinese use the same word for crisis and opportunity?"

    Homer: "Yup - crisi-tunity!"

    1. Re:Same Chinese symbol for crisis + opportunity by Sandman1971 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Isn't it funny how almost everything in life can somehow be related to the Simpsons?

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    2. Re:Same Chinese symbol for crisis + opportunity by NecrosisLabs · · Score: 5, Funny

      I was working in a bookstore, and would periodically tell my manager about the odd crises that would occur. Every time I did this, she would say "you know, in Chinese the word for crisis is the same as opportunity."

      One day, one of the toilets in the men's room blew up: water was shooting up like old faithful, and we had a couple of inches on the floor. I went to her and said "Amy, we have a real opportunity in the men's room."

      She never brought that up again.

    3. Re:Same Chinese symbol for crisis + opportunity by 91degrees · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Worst Comment Ever!

    4. Re:Same Chinese symbol for crisis + opportunity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a brilliant show. To those that understand it. Others just see a cartoon.

    5. Re:Same Chinese symbol for crisis + opportunity by npietraniec · · Score: 4, Funny

      Isn't great that all you have to do is mention the Simpsons and you get modded up to "+bazillion funny"

    6. Re:Same Chinese symbol for crisis + opportunity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

      This is a stupid westerner's interpretation of the etymology. Ask a person who speaks Chinese, or better yet, actually study some linguistics. When the character for "crisis" came into usage, the first part was indeed "danger", and the second part had many readings, one of which was opportunity, but more commonly "danger" again. This kind of simplistic etymological game-playing makes a lot of assumptions that aren't true about the Chinese language. To quote an English equivalent to this: when you assume, you make an ass out of u and me.

    7. Re:Same Chinese symbol for crisis + opportunity by NecrosisLabs · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      No, this happened to me in 1995. FOAD.

    8. Re:Same Chinese symbol for crisis + opportunity by IIRCAFAIKIANAL · · Score: 3, Informative
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    9. Re:Same Chinese symbol for crisis + opportunity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. Looking back a few thousand years, we can see the many ways in which religion has helped humans to progress. Just think what kind of a bloody, retarded history we'd have to show for ourselves if we didn't have so many wonderful, utterly conflicting "belief systems" to choose from.

    10. Re:Same Chinese symbol for crisis + opportunity by ctimes2 · · Score: 2

      And there in lies the crisis... and opportunity. ;)

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    11. Re:Same Chinese symbol for crisis + opportunity by JabberWokky · · Score: 1, Offtopic
      I dunno - I wonder about that. Did you know that English uses the same word for lead and lead? Thus a poetic metaphor that those who are lead around are heavy and stationary as lead weights.

      Hardly.

      The Danger + Opportunity thing is likewise very dubious. Evey chinese speaker I've spoken to has never seen the connection - and I bring it up since I heard a professor of Chinese literature bring it up as a stupid myth that Americans believe. I believe even Cecil (of Ask Cecil) has slammed this phrase. It *is* a combination, just the same as "Assume" is a combination of "Ass, U and Me". That doesn't mean that any great poetic meaning should be attributed to it.

      In an interesting sidenote, there is a city called Boca Raton in Florida. Wealthy and kinda pretentious (as opposed to it's nothern neighbor Palm Beach, which is wealthier and much less pretentious). People like to refer to it as Mouth of the Rat, and out of towners often pronounce it in the spanish "boh-Ka ra-Tahn", but it's actually pronounced "Book-a Rah-tone" and it doesn't mean mouth of the rat (other than literally), but rather a sailor term for a type of coastline. Kinda like how salmon skies is a sailor term for a type of high cirrus cloud pattern, but doesn't literally mean that there are fish in the atmosphere.

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    12. Re:Same Chinese symbol for crisis + opportunity by clemens · · Score: 1
      The Danger + Opportunity thing is likewise very dubious. Evey chinese speaker I've spoken to has never seen the connection - and I bring it up since I heard a professor of Chinese literature bring it up as a stupid myth that Americans believe. I believe even Cecil (of Ask Cecil) has slammed this phrase. It *is* a combination, just the same as "Assume" is a combination of "Ass, U and Me". That doesn't mean that any great poetic meaning should be attributed to it.

      Wrong. This is not a 'myth' at all.
      'Crisis', written in Chinese, is a 2-word combination, which uses 'danger' as prefix, and 'opportunity' as suffix.
      I'm a native Chinese, FYI.
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    13. Re:Same Chinese symbol for crisis + opportunity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember folks, if Reader's Digest selects your story for Publication in 'Life in these United States', you will be awarded a prize of $250!

    14. Re:Same Chinese symbol for crisis + opportunity by JabberWokky · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Yes. I agree that it exists - the question is as to if it is a historically intenational combination, or rather a serendipious juxtoposition. A la "assume" = "ass + u + me", or the fact that kludge means roughly the same thing as kluge, even though the have different origins. Found the Straight Dope.

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    15. Re:Same Chinese symbol for crisis + opportunity by ywl · · Score: 1

      He did a good job debunking the myth. The meaning of "Ji" in "WeiJi" is closer to possibility/chance than opportunity. So, "Wei-Ji" actually means "possibility of danger". Any commonly used combination of danger is "Wei-Xian" - straight forward, both of the characters mean danger.

      One mistake in the article is: though I have no solid proof on hand, "wei ji" is probably a modern word/combination, i.e., invented or being commonly used since the start of the 20th century. So, you don't need to ask our 3th ancestor for the real meaning of the words. Chinese language has gone throough so much changes that always sticking to 3th interpretion is impractical.

      I think, we normally use the word "wei ji" as a Chinese equivalent of the English word "crisis". So, if wei-ji/crisis meaned both danger and opportunity, we got it from the Westerners :).

    16. Re:Same Chinese symbol for crisis + opportunity by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 1

      "Lisa Simpson: "Dad, do you know that the Chinese use the same word for crisis and opportunity?"

      Homer: "Yup - crisi-tunity!"


      Damn I'm glad you posted that. Somebody posted just "crisi-tunity" earlier with a funny mod to it, had no idea what the reference was heh.

    17. Re:Same Chinese symbol for crisis + opportunity by Santos+L.+Halper · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I speak Japanese, which derives it's written language from Chinese. While I was living in Japan, I heard a motivational speaker tell us (in Japanese) about how there is opportunity in crisis. It seems to be a pretty common phrase over there. The exact phrase he used was "Kiki wa kikai desu." kiki=danger, kikai=opportunity, the first "ki" in each word is the character for danger.

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    18. Re:Same Chinese symbol for crisis + opportunity by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Isn't great that all you have to do is mention the Simpsons and you get modded up to "+bazillion funny"

      Lisa, go to your room.

    19. Re:Same Chinese symbol for crisis + opportunity by red_dragon · · Score: 1

      Going OT here, but... Book-a Rah-tone? What kind of Floridian yuppie came up with that one? Sure, it doesn't mean "mouth of the rat" (that'd be "boca de la rata"); if anything, it means "Mouse Harbor", "Ratón" being a proper noun, just like saying "Potomac River", but such a gross mispronunciation is laughable at best. It helps to keep in mind that Florida was originally a Spanish colony.

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    20. Re:Same Chinese symbol for crisis + opportunity by JabberWokky · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Yeah - that's the thing - the connection is empahsized only in modern literature, often by motivational speakers. Thus the pet peeve by the professor of Chinese literature (who, incidently, was Chinese himself). I'm not saying that it doesn't exist - just that I've seen many places that assert it is a modern jutiposition of a phrase that only had a literal meaning until recently, when the "poetic" meaning was picked up by motivational speakers.

      The word "therapist" means someone who goes into your mind, and is made up of the two words "the rapist", but that doesn't have a bearing on the classical meaning of the word, even though anti-psycologist speakers will hammer that breakdown in their writings and speaches. It even has a very poetic feel to it - a therapist goes into very personal aspects of your life if you want them to or not. They are the rapist of your mind.

      That doesn't mean that's where the word came from or even that it was a common observation about the word until modern times.

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    21. Re:Same Chinese symbol for crisis + opportunity by Santos+L.+Halper · · Score: 1

      Japanese was originally a spoken language only. Then they came up with an 'alphabet' that could be used to write words, with one character per syllable. The problem with this was that each character had a sound, but no meaning, making it hard to determine what the meaning of the word was. Gradually, Chinese characters started filtering into the written language, and by and large, words started being written by characters whose intrinsic individual or combined meanings were similar or the same as the word itself. That makes it easy for even a dumb foreigner like me to see a combination of characters that I have never seen before and know what the meaning of the word is. For example, if I saw the characters for "learn" and "building" put together, I would know that it means "school". What I am trying to say is, at least in Japanese, is the word was there first. They chose what characters to represent it later. But in all honesty, I am sick of that phrase, and I hate motivational speakers.

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    22. Re:Same Chinese symbol for crisis + opportunity by Bobartig · · Score: 2

      Chinese is pictographic, meaning there is typically SOME relationship between the meaning of a word and the symbols its made up of. Your example (assume, ass u me), doesn't make sense because in english, the letters "ass" don't mean the same thing in each word you see.

      In chinese, each character is made up of radicals which are based on concepts, not like A, B, C, which no longer carry any meaning in and of themselves.

      But there are ways that the symbols can be translated into a non significant meaning. IIRC, the japanese kanji for Japan, literally means "Land of the Sun", but I think it also could be (erroneously, and meaninglessly) translated into "day book"

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    23. Re:Same Chinese symbol for crisis + opportunity by Per+Wigren · · Score: 2

      Did you know that the Swedish word for marriage is the same word as the Swedish word for poison? I think that is waaay cooler! ;-)

      Check it out here. Make sure "svenska till engelska" is checked and search for "gift" ;-)

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    24. Re:Same Chinese symbol for crisis + opportunity by Milican · · Score: 1

      haha.. well said comic book man!

      JOhn

    25. Re:Same Chinese symbol for crisis + opportunity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. I just looked up the crisis thing.
      While in fact it is (in mandarin) wei2(danger) and ji1 (chance), the word ji1 also can mean machine.
      So we could also interpret the chinese word for crisis as dangerous machine.

    26. Re:Same Chinese symbol for crisis + opportunity by Winged+Cat · · Score: 2

      O_o

      Okay, I'll bite:

      The Simpsons.

    27. Re:Same Chinese symbol for crisis + opportunity by mbogosian · · Score: 2

      Isn't it funny how almost everything in life can somehow be related to the Simpsons?

      Simpsons did it! Dude, they've been on the air for like 13 years. Of course they've done everything already.

    28. Re:Same Chinese symbol for crisis + opportunity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You need to do a serious review on Japanese language. That 'alphabet' you are talking about was derived from chinese characters, it wasn't invented on their own.

      Read http://www.omniglot.com/writing/japanese.htm for a quick review.

    29. Re:Same Chinese symbol for crisis + opportunity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sad thing is, people will probably look back on that as something that defines their image of us, just as "Leave it to Beaver" defines our image of the 50s...

    30. Re:Same Chinese symbol for crisis + opportunity by Santos+L.+Halper · · Score: 1

      So what that the characters used in the katakana and hiragana syllabaries were derived from Chinese characters? My point was that katakana and hiragana characters carry no meaning. They only represent sound. It is kanji characters that have meaning, which is why most words now are written in kanji, instead of katakana and hiragana.

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    31. Re:Same Chinese symbol for crisis + opportunity by Styros · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sorry, you have to quote Homer in order to get the Simpsons Karma Score Bonus.

    32. Re:Same Chinese symbol for crisis + opportunity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's called "being corrected by someone who knows better." The AC above you was just pointing something out to you; just sit back and learn something will ya?

    33. Re:Same Chinese symbol for crisis + opportunity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's Comic Book GUY you fucking sausage smuggler.

    34. Re:Same Chinese symbol for crisis + opportunity by Leggman · · Score: 1

      Actually, it isn't really. There's a Strait Dope on this: http://www.straightdope.com/columns/001103.html

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    35. Re:Same Chinese symbol for crisis + opportunity by mythosaz · · Score: 1

      Yes, the master himself (Cecil) did cover this:

      http://www.straightdope.com/columns/001103.html

      Dear Cecil:

      I've heard it said (many times recently!) that the Chinese word for "crisis" is the same as that for "opportunity." I find it difficult to believe, but is it really true? --Alison Raouf, via the Internet

      Cecil replies:

      Alison, I like your skeptical attitude, but we'd better get the story straight before we start acting all superior. The standard rap is that the Chinese ideogram for "crisis" is made up of two characters signifying "opportunity" and "danger." To Westerners, this exemplifies the ancient wisdom of the East and is cited frequently by motivational speakers, self-help books, and the like, e.g., "A crisis provides an opportunity for change and growth as well as a danger of regression or stagnation," etc.

      I tell ya, it's deep. But deep what? Here are my initial findings:

      In pinyin (romanized Chinese), the term for crisis is wei ji.
      Native Chinese speakers tend to think the crisis = danger/opportunity connection is complete bullshit.
      Maybe it isn't.
      In Chinese, the word for danger is wei xian and opportunity is ji huay. These are obviously two different words, native Chinese speakers note, so it's not literally true that crisis in Chinese is a combination of danger and opportunity. The fact that wei ji (crisis) contains elements of both terms is happenstance, they say, just as in English multiply and multifunctional aren't synonymous even though they share a prefix. (This example provided by Alison, who has been doing some more research on her own.)

      Maybe so. On the other hand, maybe what we've got here is a lot of people who don't understand their own language. Let's inquire more closely. Ji, taken by itself, means moment, chance, or opportunity (also machine, but let's disregard that), as in zhuan ji (change opportunity), shi ji (time opportunity), qi ji (cutting-in opportunity), or tou ji (plunge-into opportunity). Wei, on the other hand, means dangerous, precarious, high, as in wei xian (danger risk), wei shi (danger time), or wei hai (danger damage).

      So the danger/opportunity interpretation isn't completely baseless. But let's stop kidding ourselves. The simplest explanation is that wei ji literally means precarious moment--a pretty close approximation of crisis, and not necessarily one meant to suggest a paradox. No doubt the rendering of ji as opportunity is the work of a nonnative speaker who naively added the optimistic twist this word implies to speakers of English. Wu Hung, a Chinese scholar at the University of Chicago, says that originally wei ji didn't even mean crisis. "Ji has a range of meanings, including opportunity but also danger," he says. "When the third-century Chinese began to use the word wei ji, they simply meant danger--a meaning emphasized by both characters."

      Still, if I were Chinese and a bunch of foreigners wanted to impute timeless insight to my ancestors, I don't know that I could find it in my heart to object.

    36. Re:Same Chinese symbol for crisis + opportunity by jyang · · Score: 1

      Japanese for Japan is pronounced as "Nippon", as the N in NEC, NHK. It means not "Land of the Sun", but "Origin of the Sun" (as it is east of the major landmass of Eurasia).

      yes, since sun = day in Japanese, and "notebook" is the same char as "origin", babelfishesq engine might produce "day book", but crisis in Chinese (I don't even know why we are talking about Japanese in the first place??!?! some ignorant American started this thread I bet) is a genuine composite word actually means "dangerous opptunity".

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    37. Re:Same Chinese symbol for crisis + opportunity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      according to my chinese - english dictionary in mandarin the word for opportunity is jihui and the word for crisis is zhuanzhedian. The characters are not similiar and seem to show only mild relation if any.

      Yet Another Urban Myth Exposed...

    38. Re:Same Chinese symbol for crisis + opportunity by discHead · · Score: 1

      "Thus a poetic metaphor that those who are lead around are heavy and stationary as lead weights."

      And they use lead to weight their stationery.

    39. Re:Same Chinese symbol for crisis + opportunity by JabberWokky · · Score: 2
      What kind of Floridian yuppie came up with that one?

      There's also a small town on the St. Lucie river called Rio - pronounced Riah-oh.

      It helps to keep in mind that Florida was originally a Spanish colony.

      It helps to keep in mind that it isn't any more, and the inhabitants of a land should have some say in what their home is called. "New York" indeed.

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    40. Re:Same Chinese symbol for crisis + opportunity by jshazen · · Score: 1
      Isn't great that all you have to do is mention the Simpsons and you get modded up to "+bazillion funny"
      Isn't it great that all you have to do is comment about how mentioning the Simpsons gets you modded up, and you get modded up.
  6. Yes!! Crisitunity! by Space+Coyote · · Score: 5, Funny

    So does this Time article also mention that workers will be more productive if you switch to chains instead of leather whips? Does it give any indication of the minimum amound of gruel and / or pizza necessary to kee an IT worker productive?

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    1. Re:Yes!! Crisitunity! by H310iSe · · Score: 2

      Does this mean it's time to organize? I mean, I don't know about you all, but one of the reasons I like computers is the power-like feeling I get (manipulating systems with a tapity tap tap on the keyboard). I like it because it makes me necessary, and because I get to do things that make work much easier for others (I do app development). If this shat continues however I'm going to feel less like a Golden Technology God then an overpaid fry cook. At which point I'm forming a union.

      Anyone want to join?

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    2. Re:Yes!! Crisitunity! by Tackhead · · Score: 2
      > So does this Time article also mention that workers will be more productive if you switch to chains instead of leather whips?

      Well, that all depends on your all-n00d-live-streaming-webcam site's target demographic, doesn't it?

    3. Re:Yes!! Crisitunity! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      count me in

    4. Re:Yes!! Crisitunity! by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 2

      A union! What a great idea! Let's see what that gives us:

      a) Mandatory union dues
      b) Pay based on seniority, not on merit (Joe might be a clueless idiot, but he's got seniority on you...). Side effect: your pay is also limited by the union
      c) Deadweight that you can't fire, unless the Union gives permission (which means you have to cover their work, too)

      No thanks. I'll take my chances using my own talents.

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    5. Re:Yes!! Crisitunity! by rikkards · · Score: 1

      True Unions can be a bad thing in a highly competitive market. But right now if you are working you have the potential of being axed with absolutely no regard of performance. Ask some of the people at Corel who got let go 2 weeks back. I was always against unions in IT but from what I have seen in the last 2 years, it may be time for it to happen.

    6. Re:Yes!! Crisitunity! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well done. You have accepted and integrated all of the arguments which your rulers wish to you hold. You will be given a small plastic token of appreciation. It will not actually increase your chances of holding on to your job. That benefit is of course limited to cronies and old school chums of the rulers themselves. The limited benefits which you actually receive will be doled out to you by said cronies in rough proportion to the efforts you make which result in economic benefit to your betters, and we will all regard this as "reward" for your "self-motivated success" All the same, please do accept the heartfelt appreciation of your economic betters for supporting the conditions which they enjoy and which you have a roughly 0.001% chance of approximating as well, provided that you are willing to sacrifice 90% of your lifetime to gaining it.

    7. Re:Yes!! Crisitunity! by OneEyedApe · · Score: 1

      Or you could be patient, as life is a pendulum that swings back and forth. Right now it has swung towards a more negative scenario. If you wait (and try to avoid the pit) it will swing back to a scenario that is far kinder to those "in the trenches" of business

      --
      Life sucks, but death doesn't put out at all....
      --Thomas J. Kopp
    8. Re:Yes!! Crisitunity! by susano_otter · · Score: 2

      The Union Protocol is open source, fool. Nowhere is it written that a union must suck in exactly the way you describe. Why not fork the protocol, and implement a much better version?

      For example, you could form a union with bylaws that specified:
      a) Optional union dues--you don't pay, you don't get union support.
      b) Merit-based pay (maybe tied to a certifaction system or something).
      c) Simple, practical rules for firing deadweight.

      Your union doesn't have to be like everybody else's. Why do you start by assuming you'll do exactly all the things you hate?

      --

      Any sufficiently well-organized community is indistinguishable from Government.

    9. Re:Yes!! Crisitunity! by Anitra · · Score: 1

      It can be hard to wait when you can't get a job.

      --

      Have you read the Moderation Guidelines Addendum?
    10. Re:Yes!! Crisitunity! by mc6809e · · Score: 2

      I'm forming a union.

      Anyone want to join?


      I can't wait! Look at the benefits:

      (from http://www.nrtw.org/d/big_labor_special_privileges .htm)

      "Privilege #1: Exemption from prosecution for union violence.
      The most egregious example of organized labor's special privileges and immunities is the 1973 United States v. Enmons decision. In it, the United States Supreme Court held that union violence is exempted from the Hobbs Act, which makes it a federal crime to obstruct interstate commerce by robbery or extortion. As a result, thousands of incidents of violent assaults (directed mostly against workers) by union militants have gone unpunished. Meanwhile, many states also restrict the authority of law enforcement to enforce laws during strikes.

      Privilege #2: Exemption from anti-monopoly laws.
      The Clayton Act of 1914 exempts unions from anti-monopoly laws, enabling union officials to forcibly drive out independent or alternative employee bargaining groups.

      Privilege #3: Power to force employees to accept unwanted union representation.
      Monopoly bargaining, or "exclusive representation," which is embedded in most of the country's labor relations statutes, enables union officials to act as the exclusive bargaining agents of all employees at a unionized workplace, thereby depriving employees of the right to make their own employment contracts. For example, the National Labor Relations Act (NLRA) of 1935, the Federal Labor Relations Act (FLRA) of 1978, and the Railway Labor Act (RLA) of 1926 prohibit employees from negotiating their own contracts with their employers or choosing their own workplace representatives.

      Privilege #4: Power to collect forced union dues.
      Unlike other private organizations, unions can compel individuals to support them financially. In 28 states under the NLRA (those that have not passed Right to Work laws), all states under the RLA, on "exclusive federal enclaves," and in many states under public sector labor relations acts, employees may be forced to pay union dues as a condition of employment, even if they reject union affiliation.

      Privilege #5: Unlimited, undisclosed electioneering.
      The Federal Election Campaign Act exempts unions from its limits on campaign contributions and expenditures, as well as some of its reporting requirements. Union bigwigs can spend unlimited amounts on communications to members and their families in support of, or opposition to, candidates for federal office, and they need not report these expenditures if they successfully claim that union publications are primarily devoted to other subjects. For years, the politically active National Education Association (NEA) teacher union has gotten away with claiming zero political expenditures on its IRS tax forms!

      Privilege #6: Ability to strong-arm employers into negotiations.
      Unlike all other parties in the economic marketplace, union officials can compel employers to bargain with them. The NLRA, FLRA, and RLA make it illegal for employers to resist a union's collective bargaining efforts and difficult for them to counter aggressive and deceptive campaigns waged by union organizers.

      Privilege #7: Right to trespass on an employer's private property.
      The Norris-LaGuardia Act of 1932 (and state anti-injunction acts) give union activists immunity from injunctions against trespass on an employer's property.

      Privilege #8: Ability of strikers to keep jobs despite refusing to work.
      Unlike other employees, unionized employees in the private sector have the right to strike; that is, to refuse to work while keeping their job. In some cases, it is illegal for employers to hire replacement workers, even to avert bankruptcy. Meanwhile, union officials demonize replacement workers as "scabs" to set them up for retaliation.

      Privilege #9: Union-only cartels on construction projects.
      Under so-called project labor agreements, governments (local, state, or federal) award contracts for construction on major projects such as highways, airports, and stadiums exclusively to unionized firms. Such practices effectively lock-out qualified contractors and employees who refuse to submit to exclusive union bargaining, forced union dues, and wasteful union work rules. So far, just three states have outlawed these discriminatory and costly union-only pacts.

      Privilege #10: Government funding of forced unionism.
      On top of all of the special powers and immunities granted to organized labor, politicians even pour taxpayer money straight into union coffers. Union groups receive upwards of $160 million annually in direct federal grants. But that's just the tip of the iceberg. In 2001, the federal Department of Labor doled out $148 million for "international labor programs" overwhelmingly controlled by an AFL-CIO front group. Federal bureaucrats spend approximately $2.6 billion per year on "job training programs" that, under the Workforce Investment Act, must be administered by boards filled with union officials. Union bosses also benefit from a plethora of state and local government giveaways."

    11. Re:Yes!! Crisitunity! by rutledjw · · Score: 2
      I couldn't have said it any better. One reason I like my job is that I do get respect based on my ability. I'm 28 and if I were in a union, I'd be a peon and possibly reporting to incompetent yo-yos simply due to age and/or have seniority in union-time. As it is, I'm at a senior level and leading a team of people.

      You did forget one thing though; does the union always work in your favor? We've had at least 2 instances where a local union fought something it's MEMBERS voted for.

      What you end up doing is creating another power structure above you that sucks up your money and may or may not work on your behalf

      --

      Computer Science is Applied Philosophy
    12. Re:Yes!! Crisitunity! by TechsUnite · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Lame unions or lame union contracts are typically lame in direct proportion to how much their members allow them to be so. It's easy to prop up "unions suck" straw men with a few generic analogies and then whack them down.

      Same as you could assert that all corporate execs are greedy bastards because those at Enron were (or are!). Painting with such a broad brushstrokes doesn't really shine any light on the issues at hand.

      Here's a simple reality about union contracts: They cover the issues that workers in a particular workplace/company/unit etc want them to cover.

      Don't want compensation in any way based on seniority? Fine, don't put that on the table as an issue when you bargain a union contract! There is nothing that mandates that a union contract has to include any sort of pay scale, nor even address pay at all.

      You want all compensation left up to individual negotiations between you and your employer? More power to you -- a union can stipulate that in a contract proposal, and just collectively bargain issues such as layoff notice, medical benefits, etc.

      There are many unions out there -- including the Newspaper Guild and the Screen Actors Guild -- that simply negotiate mandatory minimums for various job categories. Individual workers are free to -- and generally do -- negotiate individual compensation packages that are well above the minimums. In these instances, the contracts simply establish a floor, not a ceiling.

      It is also not true that unions prevent employers from firing deadwood or non-performing employees. If someone ain't doing their job, they can be fired, union contract or not. A union contract ensures, however, that if someone is going to be fired, there is a standard procedure for doing so, and that the process is documented and backed up by evidence of non-performance. Not simply because some manager decides they don't like you or that you haven't licked their boots often enough this month.

    13. Re:Yes!! Crisitunity! by TechsUnite · · Score: 1

      Yes, it is past time to organize. It doesn't have to be a union. Collective activity can take many forms. It can be an association, an alliance, a listserv, a loosely-knit mutli-state coalition that mobilizes around specific legislative issues, etc.

      But we DO need something. If you want to address workplace-specific issues as a group of workers, rather than as individuals beating heads against employer brick walls, a union has proven to be the most effective way of doing so.

      However, you don't need to wait to organize in some form if you think a union is unlikely, unwanted, or unnecessary in your workplace. Just start plugging in or communicating with other tech workers who are organizing on some level and go from there. Some examples:

      Alliance@IBM
      http://www.allianceibm.org

      Programmer's Guild
      http://www.programmersguild.org

      TechsUnite
      http://www.techsunite.org

      Washington Alliance of Technology Workers
      http://www.washtech.org

    14. Re:Yes!! Crisitunity! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      American Unionist payed their dues with their lives in the 1920's. South American unionists are marked by death squads for their union activity today. Money is more important than life itself. Nice.

    15. Re:Yes!! Crisitunity! by poopdik · · Score: 0

      The Union Protocol is open source, fool. Nowhere is it written that a union must suck in exactly the way you describe. Why not fork the protocol, and implement a much better version?

      What an insightful post.. seriously. I always thought about unions in IT, and I always thought about them only in the ways I have seen them implemented (CWA.. ugh). But you could form a union which is much more reflective of the cause-and-effect attitude that most (serious) IT workers possess.

      The only good aspect of the union I was under is that there were certification tests you could take to increase your pay, but it did nothing to address the problem of people on your team literally sleeping for 7 out of 8 hours, and people who transfered from some other position after 20 years to sit and "look at computer screens". No one likes trying to take up the slack for a bunch of paperweights.

    16. Re:Yes!! Crisitunity! by rikkards · · Score: 1

      I know a tech at Nortel who is still working there. He has been offered jobs elsewhere but has refused to move cause at least there he is nearer to the top of the pile while going elsewhere he could end up at the bottom thus making his job security a little worse

  7. No problemo... by MrFenty · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't do work - I'm a manager.

    1. Re:No problemo... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A haiku:

      (s)he who delegates
      never completes any work;
      kill the management!

    2. Re:No problemo... by acroyear · · Score: 5, Funny
      My comment on being promoted to the highest "developer" rank in my company, where the next rank gets into management and architecture and dealing with customers and all that, is that this is my last chance to actually work for a living...

      ...after this, I go to meetings for a living.

      --
      "But remember, most lynch mobs aren't this nice." (H.Simpson)
      -- Joe
    3. Re: No problemo... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > ...after this, I go to meetings for a living.

      So long as they don't downsize the doughnut boxes... no problemo.

      --
      Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
  8. "Fewer Employees + Same Work = Higher Productivi"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Fewer Employees + Same Work = Higher Productivity

    Who came up with this ridiculous title, Michael or the submitter? The title has nothing to do with the body of the article.

  9. Fewer employees due to less work by SpecialAgentXXX · · Score: 3, Insightful

    In my case, my to-do list has gone down. As we lost more clients we had to lay off more people.

    1. Re:Fewer employees due to less work by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      Same here, of course our clients include(d) WorldCom, Adelphia, 360 Com. & a handful of other crooked and/or bankrupt telecom companies. Thank God that the fiscal year has started over & our other clients (local gov. & infrastructure) can start spending money again.

      Jaysyn

      --
      There is a war going on for your mind.
    2. Re:Fewer employees due to less work by 13Echo · · Score: 2

      Same thing is happening at my workplace. We do technical support for clients, and the number of clients has dropped pretty significantly. I'd say that it is about half of what it was two years ago. Despite having about half as many employees around I find that I am really doing less, which is why I get to hang out and BS with you guys all day. ;-)

  10. .. dead wood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Today? I'm .. uh .. dead wood.

  11. In related productivity reports... by matrim99 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Whips + Threat of Impending Pain = Greater Productivity.

    --
    Right. No, your other right. No, the other other right.
    1. Re:In related productivity reports... by Hard_Code · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Greater Work != Greater Productivity

      --

      It's 10 PM. Do you know if you're un-American?
    2. Re:In related productivity reports... by matrim99 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I stated: "Whips + Threat of Impending Pain = Greater Productivity."

      How in the *heck* was my comment moderated as a *troll*? Sure, it was terse and sarcastic, but my point was completely on-target.

      I will "read between the lines" of my comment for anyone who saw a pointless troll in my comment.

      Productivity can very easily be increased by applying a threat of negative consequences for lack of productivity increases. "Work harder or I kill you" will usually acheive a productivity increase. Productivity gains by negative consequence threats are hardly news, yet the story linked above makes this sound like it *is* news.

      I have survived many layoff cycles, and have had the work of up to 5 "former" employees delegated to me. Did I do all of their work? Yup. At the cost of me working frantic 16 hour days for months on end, under the fear that if I didn't complete their work, I would be the next to be laid off. To report that my productivity increased while at the same time neglecting to list the true costs of my productivity increase (my personal life suffered so much that I quit, leaving all of my work to be done by several undertrained co-workers who soon quit after I did) is to tell only 1/2 the story, and makes a net loss situation sound like a net gain in terms of productivity.

      --
      Right. No, your other right. No, the other other right.
    3. Re:In related productivity reports... by ebyrob · · Score: 2

      You a programmer? If so, I don't really see how your productivity could go up working 16 hour days.

      Personally I need "think time" to whip out really schnazzy solutions. The obvious ones quite often suck. As for code written on a very tight schedule. I've seldom seen anything harder to maintain or keep working...

      Productivity, efficiency. It's whole enchilada or no dinner.

    4. Re:In related productivity reports... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "think time", eh? i'll have to use this on the boss when he asks what i've been doing for the past two days.

      "uh, think time, boss"

  12. well.... by Pfhreakaz0id · · Score: 5, Informative

    my work list hasn't grown too bad. we're a government contractor and we're on site, which cuts down on requests to work overtime much (because the building isn't open late much. We can't stay without a federal employee here). Not that I work overtime anyway.

    But, what I have noticed is a reluctance to spend much on training/extras. I've read attendance at industry shows/dev conventions is down. I've talked to other people from my former company and all agree that it's tough to get the authorizations approved for travel and classes and stuff.

    It just goes along with the "less pampering" attittude. There's a bunch of guys they could hire to do your job (at least until you get detailed business knowledge that is tough to replace).

    1. Re:well.... by Stubby · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm an onsite State contractor, and I've seen many of the same things.

      Except for the rule about there having to be a government employee on site for contractors to stay. If that were the case, this office would be open 4 days a week. Almost every state employee takes friday's off. Many do this to save on expenses or run a side business. This makes friday's a good time for me to get work done, without a lot of hassle. Almost like working on saturday, without the overtime.

      We've seen some crazy rules regarding travel and training also. We are a satilete office, and our main office is in another county. The rule orginally said no out of county travel without District Director approval. The State employee's couldn't even go to HR without approval then. Sometimes they just send us contractors to represent them at meetings in other districts because it is so difficult for them to get approval.

      It is getting lean on projects though. You want to do a minor server upgrade, but can't afford it without neglecting all reduancy. We will be paying for the lean times for many years, as workstations age, and upgrades become become more difficult. Even if the budget does increase, we will have to hire a lot more people just to make all the updates that should have come 1 or 2 at a time.

    2. Re:well.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know what happens after training is severely restricted... layoffs. Why pay to train people you're gonna fire soon?

  13. Welcome to the real world by PhysicsGenius · · Score: 0, Troll

    For 5 years, programmers, web "designers" and system administrators surfed porn sites claiming it was research, posted self-congratulatory remarks on chat sites and general did little if any work at all. Now they are being required to justify their enormous salaries and all they can do is whine about their "exponentially" grow TODO list. Cry me a river.

    1. Re:Welcome to the real world by SirSlud · · Score: 1, Troll

      > surfed porn sites claiming it was research

      cause you hired me to track down your real mother, don't you remember? so it _was_ research ...

      --
      "Old man yells at systemd"
    2. Re:Welcome to the real world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My god you are stupid. I am a sysadmin and I have always worked my ass off on a daily basis. Surfing porn sites? You are a troll, you are naive, ignorant and uninformed. Die.

    3. Re:Welcome to the real world by warpSpeed · · Score: 1
      Now they are being required to justify their enormous salaries and all they can do is whine about their "exponentially" grow TODO list. Cry me a river.

      How do you justify your salery while posting to /.?

    4. Re:Welcome to the real world by GMontag · · Score: 5, Funny

      For 5 years, programmers, web "designers" and system administrators surfed porn sites claiming it was research, posted self-congratulatory remarks on chat sites and general did little if any work at all. Now they are being required to justify their enormous salaries and all they can do is whine about their "exponentially" grow TODO list. Cry me a river.

      From a different perspective I can generally agree with you.

      As a functional analyst, there are many data application related initiatives that I *could* do myself. However, the technicals have a fit if any functional proposes to even make their own analysis tools.

      Solution: I just do it myself and have stopped bothering to bring it up to the techies. When a result is needed, I have the answer in seconds instead of weeks, i.e., I do not have to print out report after report and "hand jam" them into a spreadsheet when a few simple select queries in Access on my desktop will do.

      BTW, the last time I had a request for a new report, I submitted the PCR and provided, for my poor "over worked" coworkers, an "example" of the output I was looking for along with an Access query that would provide the correct result.

      The technical lead came back with "if the functional has already developed it, he should be the developer for the PCR". My reply that it was just an example, not in Oracle but in Access, as stated plainly on the request, I am not a developer I am a functional, I don't know *your* system, seemed to just bounde off the tech lead.

      Essentially, she wanted the tech group to get the charge number, hours, money and the solution. The techies finally completed the report generator in a few months, with me testing.

      No thanks, I will just do my own data mining. If I had my way our entire "tech staff" would be replaced by 3 UNIX admins to keep track of some file servers while the rest of us do the real work.

    5. Re:Welcome to the real world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      self-employed

    6. Re:Welcome to the real world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Preach it. You're getting toasted in moderation, but it's not hard to figure out which people are doing it.

    7. Re:Welcome to the real world by weakethics · · Score: 1

      GMontag451 is somebody pretending to be you? Or pretending to be the same "person" that you are pretending to be?

      --
      "I like to play with things a while... before annihilation!" Ming the Merciless
    8. Re:Welcome to the real world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They were someone jumping on my threads and pretending to be me. Have not seen them for a while and I am too lazy to change the sig.

      BTW, I think that mod of "funny" was the funniest thing I have seen on here in a while.

      Montag

    9. Re:Welcome to the real world by figa · · Score: 1
      Nothing sucks worse that people who mock up systems in Access, then pat themselves on the back for saving huge amounts of development time.

      I don't mean to attack you personally, since you understand that there's a difference between a mock up in Access and a real GUI/DB implementation. Your tech lead was probably just trying to make you suffer for blurring the difference.

      The reason the techs take a few months to create something is that it results in maintainable, scalable, and possibly reusable code (if they're good). I don't have a problem with RAD tools, and Excel/Access can be great for that sort of thing, but I'd never want to use them for more than on-the-fly number crunching.

      If you had your tech people replaced and did everything with Access, you'd eventually have to hire back Access developers to maintain your queries, forms, and VB, once you started doing serious work instead of simple SQL.

      I had to do Access programming in the past, and I currently have a Access hugger architect managing me, so I speak from experience.

      He flips every time I make an estimate (though he admits later that my estimates are right) because he knows that he can do it in half the time in Access. The problem is, the product is in Java, not in Access, and I write unit tests for everything I do. After I write code I have to build, test in staging, update everything in CVS, and the rest of the process of software development that Access folk just don't understand.

    10. Re:Welcome to the real world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well, NOOOOOO, and you did not have enough information to eve reach your latter conclusions. the only infor you had for a conclusion was incorrect, since the EXAMPLE was just that (read my post again)

      as stated in a convoluted manner, ww functionals do data mining and the only place where Acess exists is o the client side. the techs had a whine fest about a mere functional actually wanting a report that they did not have pre-canned and they took months, after the whine fest, to produce one in oracle.

      not obvious i my post is that we do not run a massive, user friendly, Oracle database, we have normalized data in a set of tables.

      now, run back to your little techie hive and await the layoff, OR warm to the idea that YOU are not the customer, the USERS of the data are

  14. Three rounds of layoffs at my job... by cliffiecee · · Score: 3, Interesting

    and we're still underworked. There's only 6 of us left, and in general six people got axed during each layoff round.


    I'd love to be overworked right now, instead of posting to slashdot...


    (No offense intended)

    1. Re:Three rounds of layoffs at my job... by bezza · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I know exactly what you mean...

      Having too much to do at work is alot better than having too little to do. Time goes alot quicker when you are busy.

      --
      WARNING: This sig does not contain a joke
    2. Re:Three rounds of layoffs at my job... by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 1
      "and we're still underworked. There's only 6 of us left, and in general six people got axed during each layoff round. I'd love to be overworked right now, instead of posting to slashdot..."

      I hope you're not posting from the office...

    3. Re:Three rounds of layoffs at my job... by jimmyCarter · · Score: 1

      Your company must have one hell of a sales staff...

      --

      -- jimmycarter
  15. High Turnover Rates in the Near Future by lanner · · Score: 5, Insightful


    Right now, I am jobless myself. My company went chapter 7 when their software product did not sell.

    I hear this a whole lot -- that the people who still have jobs have a lot of new work and that it is hard to keep up. They are being asked to work more hours on that salary pay, do more things than they ever did before. There is a big potential plus here in the recognition of doing that work -- you can add it to your resume and you gain experience from it.

    The second thing that I am hearing from a lot of people is that as soon as things get better, or they get a break into another job that pays better, they are gone, zero notice, no regrets. They are being milked by the management, they know it, and they are going to split as soon as things get better.

    Employee retention is going to be a big problem in the not so distant future in the technical fields. There is going to be a lot of people moving once the job market gets warmer. Unfortunately, I do not see that happening until sometime around 4th quarter 2003 or mid year 2004.

    I have to go an interview in ten minutes, so I have to go. The Orlando Florida job market is TERRIBLE for technical people. This may be my only break. Bye bye!

    1. Re:High Turnover Rates in the Near Future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I for one am sick and tired of hearing about "when the market picks back up again".

      We've been told "it's just around the corner" for two years now. That is ONE HUGE CORNER!

      Face it, we're in for a long spell where upper echelon management makes all of the money and we eat dog food to survive. Those are the facts. :(

    2. Re:High Turnover Rates in the Near Future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately, I do not see that happening until sometime around 4th quarter 2003 or mid year 2004.

      No, I figure late 3d quarter, and my evidence is the same as yours: I pulled it out of my ass.

    3. Re:High Turnover Rates in the Near Future by waspleg · · Score: 5, Insightful

      yes finding a decent job in IT has become basically impossible in teh areas i have been in, so much so that i'm going back to school and trying to get a degree in something totally not related to IT at all.. I find it laughable and sickening simultaneously that, after having read the article, a lot of it focused on the belly aching of managers and others who were upset because they had been knocked down to telecommuting one day a week and had to go without their yoga instructors while other people have to sell their houses and make *real* sacrifices to survive.. good luck with your interview.. and dont' count on the job until you have the cash in your bank account.

    4. Re:High Turnover Rates in the Near Future by il_diablo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Two words exemplify this problem.

      Human. Resources.

      When people are treated as disposable/finite/exploitable/burn-uppable pieces of machinery, is it any wonder they lack any sort of the "loyalty" that was so prevalant in the past few decades? When they realize that they companies for which they work just don't give a rat's patootie about them as people, treating them instead like commodities that can easily be replaced by any sucker to email a resume, they stop caring.

      Of course, this is a vicious cycle. When the employees stop caring, management sees this, and is less likely to extend the resources necessary to support their personnel because "those employees just don't care." Which, in turn, makes the employees care less.

      Repeat ad infinitum.

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      Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum sonatur.
    5. Re:High Turnover Rates in the Near Future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The "overloading" you IT types feel now are deserved. During the peak of the dot-com stupidity, IT workers were paid WAY too much. Now that things are back to normal, the companies can finally get what they pay for.

      So stop bitching - either take a pay cut, or do the work that you're being paid for. Personally, I'd rather my garbageman make $120/hr instead of our corporate IT manager. At least the garbageman REMOVES garbage, instead of adding it.

    6. Re:High Turnover Rates in the Near Future by buzzcutbuddha · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Funny, last month my company was looking like it was going to go Tits Up and I started floating my resume. Within two weeks I had my pick of four offers. What downturn? What recession?

      For example, a quick peek at the Pittsburgh Tech Council Website shows that since 11/1/2002 there have been 104 IS jobs posted that are still open.

      Geekfinder shows 744 positions open in the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania, 434 in Maryland, 799 in Virginia, 936 in New Jersey, and 1322 in New York. So within 4 hours of here, I have over 4300 jobs to search through. Not to mention the local listings which don't make it to Dice.com, and even openings that never make it to the papers but you find out about through friends and contacts. If you can't find a job right now, you're just not looking hard enough. Nuff said. Have a dog biscuit and quite your bitching.

    7. Re:High Turnover Rates in the Near Future by FatherOfONe · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Man, take a happy pill or something...

      First of all IF your IT manager makes $120/hour, I know great people that would do it for half that rate for you.

      The way I see it is that some I.T. people were overpaid and took advantage of the system, and now a lot of companies are taking advantage of economic hard times on employees. Either way people are doing wrong. I know of a place that forces their I.T. staff to work 7 days a week. Do you honestly believe that they will have ANYONE working for them when they can find another job?

      Second why don't you post with an ID? Troll.

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    8. Re:High Turnover Rates in the Near Future by FJ · · Score: 2

      I don't begrudge someone leaving a company for a better future and I do sympathize with the people out of work but...

      How is leaving with zero notice for better pay any better than what the company is doing now? It is just the reverse, instead of them milking you, you're milking them. Leaving like that only hurts your co-workers left behind, I'm sure the CEO who is demanding the work doesn't care one ounce who left.

      Also don't forget that when layoffs happen, the newer people are usually the first out the door. Change jobs too often, and your always at risk.

      Respect works both ways. I used to hear complaints from the older crowd how "companies are not loyal to their employees anymore". Part of the reason companies are not loyal is because employees are not loyal to the company. Everyone is in it for themself. This is just a fact of today's life.

      Some of the best work advice I ever got was from a fellow who had been in the field for years. The basic idea behind the advice was that never take a job only because of the money, take it because of the opportunity. In the long run, the opportunity will feed you better than the money.

      Lastly, good luck at the interview.

    9. Re:High Turnover Rates in the Near Future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, asswipe--

      Just let me wallow in my own self pity and STFU!

      We don't all live on the east coast. Some of us can't move because of family comitments. Just because you have found some anecdotal jobs doesn't meet there are jobs for everyone out there.

    10. Re:High Turnover Rates in the Near Future by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2


      > I hear this a whole lot -- that the people who still have jobs have a lot of new work and that it is hard to keep up. They are being asked to work more hours on that salary pay, do more things than they ever did before. ...
      > The second thing that I am hearing from a lot of people is that as soon as things get better, or they get a break into another job that pays better, they are gone, zero notice, no regrets. They are being milked by the management, they know it, and they are going to split as soon as things get better.

      This is exactly how things were during the downsizing craze of the late 80's and early 90's, and not just in the IT field. (The more things change, blah.) That's when the anti-buzzword "dumbsizing" first came into vogue.

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    11. Re:High Turnover Rates in the Near Future by mizhi · · Score: 2
      They are being asked to work more hours on that salary pay, do more things than they ever did before.

      I seem to remember that during the current financial problems, workers were already logging really high hours. Maybe I remember incorrectly.

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    12. Re:High Turnover Rates in the Near Future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have an interview? Wow, I'm in the Raleigh, NC area and haven't gotten one of those in over two years of job searching.

    13. Re:High Turnover Rates in the Near Future by GoofyBoy · · Score: 2, Funny


      Could not finding a job be releated to your capitalization and grammer?

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    14. Re:High Turnover Rates in the Near Future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      grammar

    15. Re:High Turnover Rates in the Near Future by mosch · · Score: 2
      let's take a more realistic scenario than yours, where your magic candidate is able to commute to new york city, buffalo, dc, or reston, without issue, and is able to perform all technical jobs, from CIO to help desk, to java developer, to senior unix admin, to junior network admin, to technical writer.

      instead, let's pretend for a moment that we have an out of work unix admin, experienced with aix, bsdi, linux and freebsd, living in philadelphia, and willing to commute about an hour and a half each way.

      geekfinder starts off with 1300 jobs in the philly metropolitan region. Then you add the search term 'unix', and you're down to 234 jobs. Most of those jobs are only vaguely related to that admin position that you're qualified for, so you search within results for 'admin', and now there are only 11 jobs. Of those, there are three unrelated positions which brings us down to 8. Of those, most require solaris or HP-UX experience, and our admin is left with a whopping two positions for which he is well qualified.

      You may have had an easy time finding a job, but to claim that people are out of work simply aren't looking hard enough is assinine. Companies are regularly receiving several hundred resumes for a single open position; depending on your skillset, it's not always easy.

    16. Re:High Turnover Rates in the Near Future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Selling your house is a REAL sacrifice? Forget selling your house, how about having to figure out how to make it through half the week, every week on $10 for food, and hoping you have $3 in the penny jar to make the difference on the electric bill.

    17. Re:High Turnover Rates in the Near Future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If your being that picky and not willing to take a job your slightly overqualified for then you really aren't all that desperate are you. If your insisting on pay that is equal to or higher than your previous job your not desperate at all. Most companies won't hire you into a position your not overqualified for off the street, they have too many options. If you were a unix admin you shouldn't have any trouble getting a basic mis job or help desk position and reasonably quickly moving up in position. On my resume I list operating systems, I list general broad skillsets, and as far as specific applications I only list examples from various fields that are popular I've worked with, and a note to ask about experience with a specific application. I find this helps, because you've listed similar example apps in the areas they care about they'll call you in for an interview, and when they ask if you know you can handle the app they mean you say yes and list things you know damn well you can do with their sql server regardless of their program as examples to convince them.

      This will get you the job, if you list specific systems and apps on your resume, your locked into those managers don't know enough to realize their isn't a whole lot of difference in the next model up or down or even know your experience is with a system only one model away.

    18. Re:High Turnover Rates in the Near Future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and another note, if you can't learn the differences between what you do know and what they want you to know fast enough they don't dismiss the delay as getting used to the new company and their policies. Maybe you should be a different buisness... your not very adaptable, you don't learn faster than management thinks people can. You just don't have the mental stuff to handle working in this industry.

    19. Re:High Turnover Rates in the Near Future by chammel · · Score: 1

      This really is good news.

      In the first stages of sectors recovery, companies are still a little skittish to hire new employees. So, existing employees are asked to take up the slack (mandatory overtime, more responsibilities). Once enough work is in place for a long enough time frame, and management feels that workers are being overburdened and some employees start leaving for other work with better conditions hiring will resume. Now unfortunately we do not know how long this period of overwork will continue. That really is dependent on how fast the economy moves.

      But all in all this is a good sign that the tech sector is starting to make rebounds.

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    20. Re:High Turnover Rates in the Near Future by MAXOMENOS · · Score: 3, Interesting
      The number of offers you get depends on a lot of things: what your experience is, what your skills are, where you live. A noob is less likely to find a job than a 10-year veteran, a Ruby hacker is in less demand than an Oracle Certified DBA, and your job opportunities are much better if you're willing to move anywhere than if you want to maintain a support network.

      My employer may have to lay off a lot of employees in the next few months. Personally, if I get laid off again, I'm acting on the assumption that programming work (in the Portland area) will be VERY hard for me to find. I'm teaching myself Visual Basic and C#, getting certifications (some people actually look for them .. I can't afford to get overlooked by these people), and looking for opportunities to work menial type jobs so I can get insurance until the "real job" comes along. Or until I start my own business. Or until I win the lottery.

    21. Re:High Turnover Rates in the Near Future by hornedone · · Score: 1

      "There is a big potential plus here in the recognition of doing that work -- you can add it to your resume and you gain experience from it." So your next employer can abuse you in the same way you're being abused now?

    22. Re:High Turnover Rates in the Near Future by gclef · · Score: 4, Funny

      /me reads post with mis-spellings complaining about grammar.

      pot, meet kettle. Kettle, meet pot.

    23. Re:High Turnover Rates in the Near Future by susano_otter · · Score: 3, Interesting

      My company, meanwhile, has repeatedly shown that when you make your employees your top priority, your customers and your shareholders end up being extremely happy too.

      It's not that the cycle is vicious, it's that most executives apparently combine the rapacity of a shark with the intellect of a teletubby.

      Mmm... sharkotubby... :9

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    24. Re:High Turnover Rates in the Near Future by rossifer · · Score: 1

      Hell, this afternoon, I'm going to start attending a bartender class. I can live on $2500-$3000 a month and I'll have the time to work on my own software projects without risk that my work will be entrapped by an overzealous non-compete interpretation or otherwise greedy ex-employer.

      That, and I'll meet a whole lot more women as a bartender than as a sit in a cube and code geek. :)

      Regards,
      Ross

    25. Re:High Turnover Rates in the Near Future by rossifer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A deliberate decision to create a culture where people are valued can be made at the top (CEO, board, etc.).

      Companies that show loyalty as part of a culture of giving a rat's ass about each other tend to get fanatical loyalty in return. Especially in this day and age when so many employers don't meet people's need to have a place where they know they're respected and can feel a bit safer than an unlit alley at 2:00am.

      Plenty of management won't see it because they're deeply cynical and project that cynicism onto others, plenty of employees won't see it because they simply have no idea what loyalty means. But that's why culture fit is fully as important as skills on the "interview goals" list (for both employee and employer).

      Regards,
      Ross

    26. Re:High Turnover Rates in the Near Future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great. So when can I expect to get a fucking job?!

    27. Re:High Turnover Rates in the Near Future by Idarubicin · · Score: 2
      pot, meet kettle. Kettle, meet pot.

      It's really very ironic, then, is it not? I mean, the bit about you only capitalizing the first word of alternate sentences...

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    28. Re:High Turnover Rates in the Near Future by gclef · · Score: 2
      It's really very ironic, then, is it not? I mean, the bit about you only capitalizing the first word of alternate sentences...

      ...and you can call me "Mr. Pan..."

    29. Re:High Turnover Rates in the Near Future by Tiroth · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Answer this: how many of those positions are duplicates of the same job farmed out by different consulting companies? How many aren't dependent on some obscure skillset? (mainframe cobol expert??) The figures don't look as good after that analysis.

    30. Re:High Turnover Rates in the Near Future by buzzcutbuddha · · Score: 1

      Hear hear! Finally a sensible thing said on Slashdot. Either someone is desperate enough that they're willing to bite the bullet and move to greener pastures or something else other than employment in their chosen field is more important to them, they've made that choice and they need to stop bitching. It comes down to individual choices and when you make the decision to stay in an area because of family ties and you can't find work, then that's your choice. You made it, now you're living with the consequences.

      No one said growing up was easy. No one said every choice was going to be easy and any path your chose was lined with roses and candy shops. No one even said you have to like the consequences of your decisions, but they are a direct result. That's the nature of living, and frankly the litmus test of being an adult.

      I got a job when my previous employer looked to be on the ropes. Am I happy that I have to pay more for Health Benefits? No, because I know I need them, and I traded off a little more money out of my pocket for greater stability and more opportunity. I recognize that as my choice and I'm living with it. Everyone complaining needs to do the same.

    31. Re:High Turnover Rates in the Near Future by buzzcutbuddha · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry that you're not having luck finding work for Unix Admin. Searching from New York City to Washington DC, to Harrisburg (I figure living in Philly you can just as easily take the train to work) I found a couple of positions.

      However, I do know some people in the New Jersey area, and elsewhere, and if you would like I can help you find work. I know I probably seem disingenuious, but I'm serious. Most jobs are not found through Dice.com or even recruiters, but also in who you know.

    32. Re:High Turnover Rates in the Near Future by MikeFM · · Score: 2

      At times like this I think of what my dad used to say to me.. When in darkness or in doubt run in circles scream and shout. Umm anyway..

      I think companies are really missing something by not picking up all these laidoff workers on the cheap right now. I for one am working for about 2/3 of what I was two years ago and am glad to have found a decent job finally. I'm sure others would feel the same way I do to be back to work. Also IMO perks can make up for lower pay. I really enjoy being able to telecommute with flexible hours and taking vacations when I feel like it is great. IMO freedoms such as those are a lot better than having Nerf gun fights and making a few bucks more an hour.

      One thing a company could do if they wanted to hire me for less and not have me jump ship when the market warms is to sign a contract by which they have to keep me for a certain time or pay some release fee to me. I'd agree to stay with the company for the same amount of time or pay a release fee to them. I'm willing to risk working for less money for a time rather than have to worry about being on unemployment.

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    33. Re:High Turnover Rates in the Near Future by composer777 · · Score: 1

      This goes to show that the "free" market economy is efficient in terms of using and abusing people. However, let's examine efficiency a bit more in depth. The US consumes 40% of the world's oil supply and 23% of the world's natural gas along with 23% of the world's coal. So, while our economy has become very efficient at taking wealth away from not just the majority of American citizens as well as other countries, it is extremely inefficient when it comes to fair distribution of that wealth. To say that our wealth is a sign that the free market is working is absolutely absurd. Even the most screwed up totalitarian regime could manage to have it's citizens living well if they had the huge amount of resources that we have. The fact that we manage to have homeless and starving people shows just how poorly the free market really does work. In other words, capitalism still has not proven itself, other than proving that it can separate large amounts of people from any real prospects of ownership or security. When we can show a completely free market society that does not consume a ton of resources and manages to allow everyone to eat, then I will be convinced that it can really work.

      The fact that many of us make careers out of nothing more than manipulation of the public mind shows that we also have our own beauracracy, and that is, the beauracracy of propaganda. Think about how many things in our society depend on advertising, and how much of us subsidize the ability to be manipulated and controlled. Think about how this propaganda is everywhere, from billboards, to junk mail and trash on the streets, to commercials on tv, radio, and in newspaper. And, that is just the tip of the iceberg, that's the propaganda that you actually know is propaganda, much of our propaganda has become so entrenched that it becomes a cultural norm, like the air we breathe. All of this is related to the fact that in a free market economy actually creating something isn't important. If you can get money by manipulation or fraud, then that is perfectly acceptable. So, this is our beauracracy, only it doesn't try to pretend that it's about helping people.

    34. Re:High Turnover Rates in the Near Future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Searching from New York City to Washington DC, to Harrisburg (I figure living in Philly you can just as easily take the train to work) I found a couple of positions.

      Take the train to HARRISBURG or WASHINGTON?!!!

      Do you live anywhere near Philadelphia? I live about 25 miles NW of the city, and that is NOT around the corner! They're both 2-3 hours away in good traffic! Try getting on I-76 sometime during rush hour in Philly and see how long it takes you... Even the Acela will take a while to get there!

      Oh, and it isn't exactly green pastures around here in IT either. Sure, there are a few big companies out here, but none that are hiring in a big way as far as I know...

      I suppose at some point one needs to bite the bullet and move, but that isn't exactly a small thing if you have a family. (Try to remember being in high school - would you have preferred to switch states in 11th grade?)

    35. Re:High Turnover Rates in the Near Future by Alex+Belits · · Score: 2

      This would work if the amount of work was proportional to demand for product (and therefore revenue). But we know that any computer-related job, be it system administration or software development, usually has some "base" amount of work that should be performed no matter how many users are there, and small, often zero, amount of increase per user. This means, no matter what is the conditions of the economy, company, customers, etc., large amount of work should be performed, just the company may not have resources to support it. So if people are overworked it doesn't automatically mean that the situation is improving, it may mean that the company can't support the core of its functionality by reasonable means.

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    36. Re:High Turnover Rates in the Near Future by composer777 · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, I don't expect to have this comment modded up as insightful. It does too much to question the assumptions that most of us base our lives on. Here in the US, that is considered heresy of the worst kind. No, we are all supposed to assume that this is the best way to do things and sincerely question what is going on, not question why some of us have 1,000,000 times more assets than others. So, we scratch our heads, wondering why things keep getting worse, and have no ready explanation, because our media and academic elite are not allowed to point out the obvious.

    37. Re:High Turnover Rates in the Near Future by chez69 · · Score: 0

      I've always been curious about bartending. It looks like it may be kind of cool.

      if you don't mind, can you post your experiences the next time there's a "the IT job market sucks" story on slashdot?

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    38. Re:High Turnover Rates in the Near Future by uberR0ck · · Score: 1


      and dont' count on the job until you have the cash in your bank account

      roger that, but take heart. Recently able to finagle three offers simultaneously, two really worth considering. Granted, I had a job and therefore negotiating power, but things are looking up. Clearly, it does help to anticipate the next big thing in the market. Better days are out there, just a matter of time and some effort.

      Good luck

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    39. Re:High Turnover Rates in the Near Future by Anitra · · Score: 1

      Sounds like the life of a college student... I'm with ya, all the way.

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    40. Re:High Turnover Rates in the Near Future by Anitra · · Score: 1

      Ok, it's bad. Do you have a solution? ....

      I didn't think so.

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    41. Re:High Turnover Rates in the Near Future by Anitra · · Score: 1

      And for people like me (soon-to-be college grad)...

      how many of those do you think are entry-level positions?

      I'm sorry, I just don't have experience yet. But it seems like no company out there is ready to hire someone who's willing to learn instead of knowing everything already.

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    42. Re:High Turnover Rates in the Near Future by abischof · · Score: 2

      I can live on $2500-$3000 a month

      Out of curiosity, is that before-taxes or after-taxes? (either way, I had no idea that bartendering could be that lucrative)

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    43. Re:High Turnover Rates in the Near Future by mosch · · Score: 1
      I'm employed, my hypothetical scenario actually was hypothetical.

    44. Re:High Turnover Rates in the Near Future by lanner · · Score: 2


      Hi

      Well, in your market, and for your type of work, if there are those numbers of people available and moving, then great for you!

      However, metro areas are varied in how well they are doing. For example, Denver is saturated with telecom and ISP related people right now, and it is really hard for these people to find work in the same area. These are highly skilled people who are just in a bad market segment.

      For myself, I am currently in the Orlando Florida marketplace looking for Unix (Gnu/Linux, BSD, Solaris) or Microsoft Systems Administration, or IP Network Engineering (Cisco, Juniper, Nortel) work. The local market is really bad. Companies here want very specific people and will not take anything else. Examples that I have come across lately are Japanese speaking, need to have extensive security industry experience for an entry level position, and three years experience with .Net Server RC1 (no joke!, a publisher called Harcourt).

      If I was willing to go over to the Tampa or Miami metro areas then I would be in really good shape right now though. I get mail and calls from recruiters and companies in those areas asking if I am willing to do the commute or move, but I am not.

      In my local area, I interviewed for a Network Administrator position recently for a manufacturing company that has multiple sites in the Southeast U.S.. They use Cisco, have a frame relay network going on, Microsoft desktops and servers, a little Gnu/Linux and want more. This company made a single post for the position on flipdog.com and careerbuilder.com. First day they have 150 resumes, second day, 350. They said no way and handed the task over to a recruiter. The only reason that I am in a higher position right now is that I have a manufacturing background, meet all of the requirements, and know their inventory system. Luck, not qualifications will get me this job, if I get it.

      # Jesse

    45. Re:High Turnover Rates in the Near Future by lanner · · Score: 2


      Hi

      Wise words Sir. Thank you for the advice. I agree in regards of mutual respect of the employer and employee relationship necessary for successful business, but not all do. I would indeed take a lesser paying job if it was something that I would enjoy, was in a specific industry, or would provide me with something non monetary, but the hiring parties are just not offering any of that to people.

      I feel that this is a huge failure of companies when they attempt to gain talent. There is always someone out there willing to work for less money and a little more of something less tangible, such as working in a specific industry (computer gaming), working in a diverse environment (lots of different equipment), or if they can make a carer specialization change.

      It comes down to relationships with companies and employees. Some are good, some are bad, but you can't forget that it is all business and that at the end of the day you want to be fed.

    46. Re:High Turnover Rates in the Near Future by lanner · · Score: 2


      Hi

      Actually, entry level does not seem to be doing all that bad. The reason for this is because of the cheap labor of course. The companies are hanging onto the good people and then will hire some manual labor (you) to assist them. So, things are not all bad. Just be willing to relocate out of your local area.

      Good luck, don't give up. It will take you at least three months to find something, maybe six or more.

    47. Re:High Turnover Rates in the Near Future by atrimtab · · Score: 1
      If the local workforce revolts. Management just moves those jobs offshore. Where there are no benefits to pay, no unemployment insurance, less government intervention and the workers cost 10 cents on the dollar.

      The good news is that eventually the mangers that make these decisions will also eventually find that their jobs are also moved offshore. But they are usually not bright enough to figure that out up front.

      Capital will flow toward the lowest cost of production for a given commodity.

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    48. Re:High Turnover Rates in the Near Future by buzzcutbuddha · · Score: 1

      I do have a family, including a preemie newborn. If we needed to move so I could have a job, we would, because that's what would be best for all of us. Period. My wife understands that, our parents understand that, everyone in our families understand that.

    49. Re:High Turnover Rates in the Near Future by buzzcutbuddha · · Score: 1

      No see, it's got nothing to do with luck, and everything to do with your willingness to research your target companies, do the footwork to be prepared, and to put forth effort to get hired. A lot of people say they can't get hired, not because jobs aren't out there, but because this is the dot com boom anymore where you could write your resume on a piece of used toilet paper in crayon and odds were if it mentioned a computer you'd get hired.

      If you know a company is hiring, find out who works there, find out what they do, find out what computer systems they use, what projects they've done lately, etc.

      There are many sources where you can get information on a company's financial status, recent layoffs, mortgages, etc. Almost all of that information is public record.

      But if you go in and don't know squat about the company you're interviewing at, they don't have a reason to get to know you.

  16. Not being known for the contribution... by Havoc'ing · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Having just managed and just laid off an entire office of 35 engineers and then myself this hits a little close to home. I think the largest problem faced by managers are those how acutally do the day to day but arent visable. Usually those individuals are targeted along with the drift wood and those responsibilities land on the remaining staff adding to the work load and ususally undermining thier capabilites. I've seen it time and time again, where the corporate structure simply doesnt understand the dynamics of its own work force or its functionality and suffers for it in the long run.

    1. Re:Not being known for the contribution... by baine · · Score: 1

      This happens even in an office of 12 employees (counting the 2 owners). As the only IT person, I get bombarded with requests to fix printers, explain why instant messengers are blocked by our firewall, run queries, show the boss how to use Excel, download a font and various other pidly tasks. Then the questions and glaring looks come at me about why my programming is behind schedule (yes, we are a software company!).

      There are people who are not the superstar programmers and sysadmins who make a valuable and necessary contributions to getting things moving. That contribution is often taking care of the simple little distractions, and letting the big dogs get down to business and be optimally productive.

      Sadly, it those very same people, as you mention, who are the first to get the axe, and the hardest to justify (why???) to top management to re-hire. You'd think with the large number of self-proclaimed business/management gurus out there, this philosophy would be well understood by now.

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  17. It all comes down to how you live your life. by HBPiper · · Score: 4, Insightful

    In order for the company to survive, you have to survive. I look at my responsibilities at a job and decide whether they make sense. If they don't, I go to my boss. If I think they are requiring a level of responsibility that my pay does not compensate me for, I bring that up to the boss as well. If that doesn't sink in, I start sending out the resumes. If nothing else, the new responsibilities have given me experience the next boss is going to pay for.

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  18. Corporate America engenders guilt ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why should you feel guilty about an overwhelming work load? You should be thankful you are employed, but employment is not the privlege you've been made to feel it is. You continue to have rights just as you did when the boom was flush. Corporate America would have you think you have fewer rights because you're more easily replaced (or they'd have you think you were), and they can dump your former cooworkers' duties on you. Resist this as much as possible. Pick up slack where possible, but make sure you aren't working 80 hour weeks for the same pay.

    No doubt many of the layoffs were of hourly employees -- the exempt are often the bitch in the office -- they pick up slack because doing so costs no more. They are also less often unionized.

    Your performance or position or maybe politics earned you a reprieve from the axe. Don't feel guilty about it. Sympathize with those laid off, and help if you can, but go on and do your job knowing that you survived the cut honestly.

  19. fight or flight by mr_gerbik · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I don't think this has much to do with group dynamics. I think it is a classic case of our natural fight or flight response to stress. If you think your head is on the chopping block, you have two options.. power through, work hard and try to stay alive.. or you are going to go the other route and give up and start looking for the next opportunity because you figure this one is over.

    1. Re:fight or flight by Secomav · · Score: 1

      Ive found myself about 9 years down a specific job road which I'm not longer enjoying in any way, shape, or form. Feeling the fight or flight responce to the last decade of schooling and experience, but fighting against being unhappy day after day. The way the worlds going to shit makes me want to forsake the future, and live for the present doing soemthing which I enjoy...even if it makes the future unclear and uncertain. Insights?

  20. I find myself... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...as one of the many who didn't miss the axe. As I sit here on my ass, wondering when my savings will run out, i can't help but not feel even a little sorry for all your poor saps who now have to do my job in addition to your own, just because some fuckwad manager couldn't do his, and got the whole project canned.

  21. Employees vs Shareholders by clickety6 · · Score: 5, Interesting


    Seems to be a vicious circle:

    Shareholders no longer want long term growth and stability, they want profits and dividends and they want them now! When they see dips, they panic and demand action.

    Companies see only one way to make short term gains - they "sell off" their easiest asset to drop - the employees.

    Employees levae, taking knowledge, expertise and experience with them. Remaining employees have greater stresses and workloads, so productivity drops, some leave, some gets sick.

    So profits drop, shareholders demand something be done NOW and so....

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    1. Re:Employees vs Shareholders by rjstanford · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Shareholders no longer want long term growth and stability, they want profits and dividends and they want them now! When they see dips, they panic and demand action.


      Who are these mythical "shareholders" of whom you speak? In reality, they're everyone who has a 401(k) or other investments. Its funny how many of the same people (not a personal remark against the original poster, just a general one) who complain about employee treatment are the first in the crowd to complain when companies don't meet profit expectations (for whatever reason) and scream for them to do "whatever it takes" to get the numbers back.

      Just a thought...
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    2. Re:Employees vs Shareholders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Who are these mythical "shareholders" of whom you speak? In reality, they're everyone who has a 401(k) or other investments.
      Yes and no. The biggest shareholders are Fund Managers who buy and sell stocks (i.e., churn) whenever the wind changes direction.

      If your company is not meeting or beating analysts' estimates, then you can bet that the fund managers are going to dump their +50k shares of your stock, which will cause a panic on the street (they all are sheep and run with the herd), resulting in your stock price going in the toilet.

      The fund managers are only interested in keeping their numbers up and don't care if you are going to take a small hit now to become more profitable later. The moment your numbers dip, that's when all the big funds dump.

      Stupid people think that whacking employees will boost a company's profits, but this ends up killing them in the long run when all their talent is gone and they decide to outsource their core competencies -- which means they cannot compete in the market, since they're in "run and maintain" mode. Much of this "cost cutting" includes whacking IT, which most boards, CEOs, etc. still see as a cost center instead of a strategic element. Witness K-Mart, who starved IT and couldn't get their supply chain to work, whereas WalMart has probably the biggest distribution networks in the world, thanks to IT.

      Who's laughing now?

    3. Re:Employees vs Shareholders by tubs · · Score: 1

      You can also put pension funds in that category - thier only remit is to make money for their members.

      Of course if making more money means putting thier members out of work then they will, and do, do it.

      Ironic, the person saving for their future has their ability to save for their future removed by the process of saving for thier future.

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    4. Re:Employees vs Shareholders by polin8 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is the kind of bull that companies want you to buy. Yes most workers are invested in the market, but its also true that most don't track how their 401(k) investments are performing. The "mythical" shareholders are those with large stakes and voting shareholders. I suspect that you would find executives and large mutual fund managers screaming alot louder than Joe IT when the share price dips. If the companies going bankrupt thats a different story.

      What bothers me about these layoffs is that executive pay continues to RISE! If you drop a ceo's pay by a million, you save 20 or so 50k a year jobs.

    5. Re: Employees vs Shareholders by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > Who are these mythical "shareholders" of whom you speak? In reality, they're everyone who has a 401(k) or other investments.

      Sorry, your 401 is 404.

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    6. Re:Employees vs Shareholders by Havoc'ing · · Score: 1

      Any MBA will tell you the only commitment a CEO has to the business is to make money for the shareholders. Its this short sightedness that leads to the degradation of any company. Why do you think Branson is doing so well with Virgin. Its and independent. I think we need more of those companies where the passion is still there, not the bottom line.

    7. Re:Employees vs Shareholders by Feynman · · Score: 1
      What bothers me about these layoffs is that executive pay continues to RISE! If you drop a ceo's pay by a million, you save 20 or so 50k a year jobs.

      Point well taken. For whatever it's worth, though, in the large corporations I've work for, the burden rate for software/engineering/IT-types is usually considered to be $100k - $150k per year, regardless of salary. So, if you cut the CEO's salary by $1 000 000, you could save 6 - 10 $50k jobs, not 20.

    8. Re:Employees vs Shareholders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes, they call these people day traders, alot of them have 401k's, alot of people in general have 401k's, guess what, every employee of the company, management and executives, all have 401k's too, daytraders push the market now and together they amount to ALOT of weight. those with 401k's and pensions, amounts to most everyone. Granted withotu social security those 401k's would be larger but that's a seperate issue.

    9. Re:Employees vs Shareholders by nege · · Score: 2

      I think he means the Board of Directors, the people who really call the shots. Just because you have 10K in the 401K doesnt really give you any leverage. As usual, our democracy really works as a plutocracy with democracy as a front. People with money can influence decision (which is the definition of politics) which gives them the power. There ya go.

    10. Re: Employees vs Shareholders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, we should all contribute half of our pay to Social Security instead. I'm sure that will support us in our old age.

    11. Re:Employees vs Shareholders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't have that attitude. I want companies to make long term strategic decisions that will increase the value of the stock in 3 to 5 years

      Now the managers of the mutual fund in my 401K plan might not believe I think that way, but that what I want. And I think that's what most people want, or stocks would have crashed even more than they did.

      Having said that, the Tech sector is a horrible place to make long term investments. Do you want to guess which companies will still be around in 5 to 10 years?

      In 10 years:
      - I don't think MS will dominate.
      - I think IBM will still be a big player
      - I'm not sure SUN will exist anymore (but someone will buy the Java division)
      - Lucent vs. Nortel ??? I think one will survive, but which one.... (Buy both around $1 a share.)
      - AMD vs. Intel? This is just starting to get interesting in the 64-bit area....
      - Yahoo, Amazon, eBay ????

    12. Re:Employees vs Shareholders by susano_otter · · Score: 2

      The company I work for is publically traded. The CEO and the other executives take their fiscal responsibility to their shareholders very seriously. In fact, the CEO was hired specifically for his financial expertise. His mandate from the board was to cut spending drastically while increasing revenue.

      For the last two years, he's been diligently carrying out this mission. The result? Massive growth, increasing investment in IT infrastructure, high morale has gotten even higher, employee satisfaction and performance metrics are up, costs have gone down by several million dollars, and revenue has gone up by several million more.

      "Making money for shareholders" doesn't automatically mean "trashing the long-term viability of the company" or "treating your employees like shit". The system is fine. The problem is that there are few executives qualified to manage a company well, so there's a lot of companies with no-talent ass-clowns in charge. They're short-sighted because they're stupid, not because short-sightedness is built into the system.

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    13. Re:Employees vs Shareholders by Billly+Gates · · Score: 2
      My father does bussiness process re-engineering and mrp projects for both private and public companies. Basically he streamlines the processes of how the companies works to save money and create efficiency.

      He hopes to never work for a public company again unless he is a consultant rather then a long term employee. Private companies are quite few these days but its the shareholders that screw everything up.

      The reason is that the stupid shareholders are putting pressure on the CFO's to look at short time costs only and no and I mean no investments will be made for any long term goals can be made. ONLY SHORT Term!

      These so called shareholders are abunch of radical uninformed fanatics!

      The reason for this is due to the rise of the bubble of the stock market in the 1990's. I heard on public radio that on 30 years ago yesterday the dow jones hit 1,000. It wasn't untill 1990 untill it hit around 2,000 which was 20 years later. From there it hit 12,000 in jus 9 years! Now all the average "joe six packs" are throwing money on the stock market and demanding the same growth rate! Stocks are for long term profits only. Not short term. Its hurting the morale of alot of public corporations and forcing massive layoffs. Its a problem and I think more investors should be involved in other area's of investment like real estate which is less artificially inflated.

    14. Re:Employees vs Shareholders by Alex+Belits · · Score: 2

      There are two possible models that shareholders can use. First is what you describe, long-term growth when company expands and improves by means and processes that allow this process to continue indefinitely, or at least until market saturation, massive crisis, war or other circumstances that change the situation drastically. Then system can work, both shareholders and employers are ok.

      Another strategy is "pump and dump" -- shareholders look for increase in company's credibility and stock price until some point, then leave in hordes to do the same thing with another company. Then they are only interested in short-term figures that will give the desired stock price spike, and if management delivers that, they are satisfied. If they also prepare parachutes for the upper management, and allow it to leave failing company to the greener pastures of future victims of this strategy, management does not complain either. Employees however are screwed.

      Both strategies can be successful, and there is nothing in the market mechanism that encourages the first over second. Worse yet, first may be more risky because eventually a successful company faces market saturation, crisis, war, etc., yet pumping and dumping multiple companies over a short term may work as long as the stock market exists.

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    15. Re:Employees vs Shareholders by susano_otter · · Score: 2

      Good points, thank you. My assesment was a bit hasty. Still, I'm quite glad that I work for the first kind of company!

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    16. Re:Employees vs Shareholders by Drogo+Knotwise · · Score: 1
      Most of the stock market is controlled by insurance companies, who don't give a rat's arse about short term profits and dividends: they're planning on the 40-year scale.

      Day traders and individuals represent a minority of the market, a minority which, on top of this, isn't particularly active or, by consequence, represented. How many people go to the AGMs of the companies whose stock is on their 401Ks?

  22. Everyone's busy by rczyzewski · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Everyone is busy. What I don't like is when employees complain how busy they are and yet sit around playing games and looking at their fantasy football stats. Obviously there is a problem if an employee needs to work 10-12 hour days with no lunch and things aren't getting done. However, most of the companies I've been with have employees who get about 3-5 hours of work done in an 8 hour day. Ball parking it, most of these unmotivated employees could get a few extra weeks of work done a year. I know a guy who's company cut their department from 3 to 2. So the 2 guys were each working 20 hours of overtime a week at time and 1/2. It took them two years to realize they could save a fistfull of dollars and improve their worker morale by getting them back up to 3.

    1. Re:Everyone's busy by skaffen42 · · Score: 1

      yet sit around playing games and looking at their fantasy football stats

      And posting to Slashdot? :)

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    2. Re:Everyone's busy by rczyzewski · · Score: 1

      Good eye. :-) However, I don't complain about my work load. I take a fifteen minute lunch instead of an hour because usually other stuff goes on that I need to cut it short (stuff just pops up in the office). Instead of a smoking break like most I take a research break. I keep my stress level down, don't bitch for overtime, and I'm able to keep our department informed on what's going on with technology in the world. Works well for all.

    3. Re:Everyone's busy by skaffen42 · · Score: 1

      You know, I completly agree with you.

      Reading Slashdot is pretty valuable in a purely "know what the options are" kind of way. I usually know about new tech/MS security problems/misc stuff before the people who are paid to keep up with these things. Which hopefully makes me more valuable to the company I work for.

      And I'm not just saying that to rationalize my obsessive/compulsive need to check Slashdot every couple of hours for new stories... :)

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    4. Re:Everyone's busy by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      The company I was laid off from a year ago had an employee ( who survived the layoff, go figure) who worked from 8AM to 9 or 10PM every day, doing what I thought should be a 3 hour job (he was check-out guy for the developers, so if no developers are in the office he had no work to do). Before this gig he was a developer who screwed crap up A LOT ( fortunately I never had to work with his stuff), hell he was even on suspension TWICE. Of course he never had a raise and that is what probably saved him from being laid off.

    5. Re:Everyone's busy by rossifer · · Score: 2, Informative

      Any developer who says they're getting 25 hours of on-task time a week is either in the top 0.1% or smoking crack.

      Developers getting 3 hours of on-task time a day are doing just fine as long as the code they write during those 15 hours a week is well designed and well tested and...

      The reality for developers is, in a 40 hour week: meetings, trips to the restroom, casual conversations, personal errands and phone calls, getting settled in, sitting back and massaging the wrists, etc... All prevent you from working a full 40 hours in a week. And if you try, you'll burn out. Taking breaks is a good thing.

      The best you can do as a dev manager is: work to make sure that communication is effective (vertical and horizontal), team and individual goals are clear, and the time spent on-task is synchronized so that people can work together most of the time and aren't interrupted by other people who aren't on-task.

      Still, if you get 20 hours of on-task work a week fro each employee (only 50% of the time spent in the office), you're going to have rather amazing results (because your team will be in the top 5% in high tech according to SEI research).

      So stop griping about 3-5 hours a day. That's the range from normal to exceptional. Expecting 8 hours a day is about as sane as being upset because you aren't using your laser printer to it's full monthly capacity.

      Regards,
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    6. Re:Everyone's busy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What you dont seem to realise that most people require regular breaks. 8 hours of continuous work will never happen. There are two scenarios that result from this.

      1. Worker has a good amount of work to get through throughout a day and feels it can be completed on time. To do list stays pretty much the same size. In this instance the worker is going to finish the work off or work to a schedule that will permit regular breaks. Stress is reduced, worker is happy.

      2. Worker has too much work to get through and knows this. The todo list is only ever goign to grow. In this instance the worker will not try to meet any deadlines. There is no point, there is no way to accomplish this. An urgent job or two will get prioritized and the worker will get that job done on time. The rest will turn into procrastination time. There is no point trying to get through a job when all that means is that it won't get done on time anyway and all that awaits is more jobs that are behind schedule and no way to get through them in time.

      When you throw someone in shit and all that person can look forward to is more shit no matter how much they effort they put in to climb out they will just resign themselves to wallowing in shit. That requires no effort whatsoever.

    7. Re:Everyone's busy by Anitra · · Score: 1

      I agree. Few people actually get in that mythical 40-hrs of work that they're getting paid for.

      I, on the other hand, have the privelege of paying to work at least that many hours, in hopes of getting a piece of paper that represents the work I've done. Once that's done, then (hopefully) it reverses and I find something where I can get paid, instead.

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  23. insightful? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    INSIGHTFUL? mod this troll down!

    1. Re:insightful? by jonr · · Score: 2

      LOL! At least you got +1, Insightful. I wish I would get that stuff some moderators are smoking, it must be good! :)
      J.

  24. True enough!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While I'm glad that I haven't been laid off (like 1/2 my group) I'm overloaded with all of my new responsibilities.

    Much like the submitter, I deal with my exponetially growing responsibilities by posting inane drivel on Slashdot.

  25. Pros/Cons by GeckoFood · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Not too long after I got into a position with an employer, part of my teammates were let go, some of them with more experience than me. The biggest problem was that the people on my specific project that were let go were more knowledgable than the rest of us.

    The effects on the rest of us were dramatic, and not all of the effects were bad. We all had to rise to the challenge and figure out what the hell we had to do to make this thing go, without the benefit of the in house expertise (BTW, we were enhancing a product we authored in house). There were many, many nights where we were here late into the night, more than once past 2:00am just to figure out what was going on.

    In the end, we pulled it off and emerged successful on the project, and we were regarded almost as heroes in house. We are regarded as can-do people that can rise to a challenge, but the cost to get there was enormous. We all were worse for the wear.

    I have seen a trend when it comes to layoffs that is echoed in the experience I had -- for some oddball reason, it seems the management likes to trim the knowledge base at the wrong points. It stands to reason that, when letting go a very knowledgeable person, someone else must be trained up to fill the shoes of that person. This, in turn costs more money. Which is better, spending the money on a more expensive employee, and make the deadlines on time, or spend about as much to miss the deadline and train up someone new?

    Yes, yes, some deadwooding goes on too, but I have seen all to often the productive ones with a higher salary cut loose solely on the basis of immediate salary concerns. I would be interested to know if others have observed the same, or if it's just been a matter of where I have been at the time...

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    1. Re:Pros/Cons by asrb · · Score: 3, Informative
      but I have seen all to often the productive ones with a higher salary cut loose solely on the basis of immediate salary concerns. I would be interested to know if others have observed the same

      I've certainly seen this before. It's happened to me, and to several other senior people at that company since I left. They encourage people to work hard, praise their efforts, and make it clear how valuable they are during the project. As soon as it's done, they fire the most senior people and replace them with college fresh H1B's. The H1B bit kinda violates the law, but who gives a shit about that anyhow?

      In the end, we pulled it off and emerged successful on the project, and we were regarded almost as heroes in house. We are regarded as can-do people that can rise to a challenge

      I bet the senior people who were axed before you did the same thing, were regarded as heroes, etc. It's quite probable it'll happen to you too.

      Unless you have no choice, working long hours at a company like this is just plain nuts. Your hard work & loyalty will _not_ be rewarded in the long run. After they dump you, they'll hire someone else who'll be telling this same story on /. in 6 months.

    2. Re:Pros/Cons by horster · · Score: 2

      regarded as heroes eh? did you get a raise? ... thought so.

    3. Re:Pros/Cons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Not too long after I got into a position with an employer, part of my teammates were let go,

      Ouch! What part?

    4. Re:Pros/Cons by jstott · · Score: 1
      In the end, we pulled it off and emerged successful on the project, and we were regarded almost as heroes in house. We are regarded as can-do people that can rise to a challenge, [...]

      I'll bet that's what management used to say about the more experienced guys they let go just after you were hired too.

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    5. Re:Pros/Cons by timeOday · · Score: 2

      Wish I had a mod point for you... because as you say talk is cheap.

    6. Re:Pros/Cons by richieb · · Score: 2
      I have seen a trend when it comes to layoffs that is echoed in the experience I had -- for some oddball reason, it seems the management likes to trim the knowledge base at the wrong points. It stands to reason that, when letting go a very knowledgeable person, someone else must be trained up to fill the shoes of that person.

      There is a very good discussion of this problem in the book PeopleWare. Basically the authors agree with you and they provide some interesting cost analysis.

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    7. Re:Pros/Cons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Good work! Here's your trophy, and here's your pink-slip"

  26. In my last job.... by solostring · · Score: 1

    I was initially employed at my previous job to handle static html pages and look after customer support for a 100k userbase.

    However, after a series of layoffs when the dotcom goldrush era ended, I had to take on the added responsibilities of server administration, database administration, development of java/jsp administrative and back-office apps, software development and internal network maintenance.

    Needless to say, the workload was incredible, and I cracked under the strain. Being threatened with 'The company will collapse if you don't do the tasks, and you will be out of a job' can only produce so much workflow, and there are only so many hours in a day.

    I'm glad that I left that company, and the world of IT for good. I know so many people who work continuously under the same pressure as I did.

    One thing that seems to be always the case, is that when there are layoffs, it is the techies who are the hardest hit percentage wise. They seem to be laid off in preference to the bloated managers/directors who in retrospect, do/did fuck all.

  27. Not here.. by Xerithane · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I work in an intelligent company that didn't hire 15 people to do 3 peoples job. I'm part of the IS group, even though I'm an application and server developer (New to this whole application development thing, releasing my first windows product soon.. thank you, QT) I have a pretty decent workload most of the time. There are 3 programmers here, and we're all kept pretty busy. The entire IS team is probably about 15 people, for thousands of computers, custom applications and servers.

    I remember the last company I worked at had redundancy even in it's employees. It seemed every position was filled at least twice. Strangest thing. Each person did slightly different things, but if someone actually works the majority of an 8 hour day they can accomplish a lot of stuff.

    Don't over-hire. Hire smart people. Hire people that work. 3 people can do what would otherwise take 15. The 3 of us do more than a development group of around 20 people at my old company.. but they aren't a good comparison, and that's why they are out of business now.

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    1. Re:Not here.. by ThrasherTT · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Don't over-hire. Hire smart people. Hire people that work.

      This is much easier said than done. Have you ever had to interview people to fill a position? I have on several occasions. In one case, it got to the point where "management" was leaning on me to "just hire someone, goddamnit!" I had enough clout at the time to refuse to just hire some jackass, but we had plenty of jackasses coming in to interview. Once you've worked in the industry a while, you'll realize that 90-95% of the people in it are not worth their salary (or the other 5-10% are way underpaid). These massive layoffs are no surprise to me; they are just confirming the fact that management can be foolish, that the economic bubble made companies feel like they must grow to keep from being left behind. I just hope that the 5-10% of people that are actually worth a shit are the ones keeping their jobs.

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    2. Re:Not here.. by Xerithane · · Score: 2

      This is much easier said than done. Have you ever had to interview people to fill a position? I have on several occasions. In one case, it got to the point where "management" was leaning on me to "just hire someone, goddamnit!" I had enough clout at the time to refuse to just hire some jackass, but we had plenty of jackasses coming in to interview.

      Yes, actually this is the first position where I don't have hiring authority. Even at my first job, I ascending quickly enough to be the interviewer for programming positions. I've made people cry in interviews. I don't waste time. In 5 minutes, if you have not impressed me, you walk out the door. It's easier to find better programmers now, than a few years ago.

      Once you've worked in the industry a while, you'll realize that 90-95% of the people in it are not worth their salary (or the other 5-10% are way underpaid).
      I don't think anyone in the IT field is worth their salary. What's the average pay now? $70K? Go look at how much post-doctorate researchers make, and you tell me how a $70K salary is justified. Not that I'm complaining, just disagreeing. I've been in the industry before the .com bubble, when a $55K position was really good.

      I just hope that the 5-10% of people that are actually worth a shit are the ones keeping their jobs.
      Sometimes they are, sometimes they aren't. The 5-10% of the people should be able to get better jobs because of networking. If I were to ever choose to go back to the bay area, I could find a job. Up in Portland it's much more difficult because I don't know enough people, but if I were to ever lose this job I have a couple places setup from people that I've worked with here that would set me up.

      Finding a job in a bad economy means you know the right people who know your skills. Resumes mean less when you are fighting amidst a flood of others who are just as qualified on paper but can't code their way out of a wet paper bag.

      There is too much bloat in the IT world, and that's why the current recession is a good thing. We need to weed out the massive amount of dead wood in the industry. All this people who came into being programmers in 98, 99 or whenever just because it was "Good Money" I look skeptical on anyone who has no development experience (whether educational, or hobby, doesn't matter) prior to 1995.

      I wish I had more to do today.. meetings cancelled, small application fixes, slooow day, too much slashdot.

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    3. Re:Not here.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Keep Slaving and I'll Keep Surfing, Sucker.

      And I have no doubt my salary of $65,700 is more than yours.

      BooYah!

    4. Re:Not here.. by fishbowl · · Score: 3, Interesting

      "Go look at how much post-doctorate researchers make, and you tell me how a $70K salary is justified."

      Um, I'm looking forward to the grad school existence. There's much more to it than salary. For one thing, the typical $30,000/year you'd be giving the university, is waived. For another thing, when you need the time to do academic work, take courses, field research, etc., there won't be a pinhead boss who fails to understand the importance of you doing all that "school stuff".

      All in all, it's not so bad making $40k as a postdoc, if you pick up all the perks. Especially in a recession, where you would not have a job anyway!

      There seems to be a widespread notion that school is some necessary evil, a stepping stone to something else. Rarely does anyone reflect to me the understanding that education is not something that one can ever "be done with."

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    5. Re:Not here.. by ThrasherTT · · Score: 2

      I don't think anyone in the IT field is worth their salary. What's the average pay now? $70K? Go look at how much post-doctorate researchers make, and you tell me how a $70K salary is justified. Not that I'm complaining, just disagreeing. I've been in the industry before the .com bubble, when a $55K position was really good.

      My point was that the average pay includes those 90% "unqualified" people. Why the hell is anyone being paid $70k to do crap that any fool off the street/just out of school can do? As for post-doc researchers and their "salaries," the entire world of academia is very different. There are a lot of people that'd like to do R&D, and the supply of R&D jobs is less than the demand for them (similar to the game industry... look at their average pay compared to Software Engineering as a whole)... hence at least part of the salary difference.

      There is too much bloat in the IT world, and that's why the current recession is a good thing. We need to weed out the massive amount of dead wood in the industry.

      I totally agree. Just to clarify, my first full-time programming job I grossed $40k (1995 dollars) with no benefits (consulting). I know exactly what you mean by the big rush for fast, "easy" money. The problem I see is that, typically, management isn't able to (doesn't have the power to?) reward those who have the skills and can output 3-5 times as much as someone who is getting paid only 10-15% less.

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    6. Re:Not here.. by Xerithane · · Score: 2

      All in all, it's not so bad making $40k as a postdoc, if you pick up all the perks. Especially in a recession, where you would not have a job anyway!
      That's great if you pick up all the perks. Do you have any idea how hard it is to pick up the perks? I know a lot of people that are doing post-doc research and don't get a damn thing. Worst part about it: Best they could find. These are people graduation with 3.5+ too.

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    7. Re:Not here.. by ThrasherTT · · Score: 2

      Re-reading my post reminded me of a half-joke that my co-workers and I tell each other when we are bitching about the pathetic fools we have to work with: "Hell, fire him and give me half his salary. My output will go up because I won't spend half my time answering his questions and/or fixing his crappy code, and he wasn't netting any output anyway. It's a win-win situation!"

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    8. Re:Not here.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      . . .For another thing, when you need the time to do academic work, take courses, field research, etc., there won't be a pinhead boss who fails to understand the importance of you doing all that "school stuff". . . .

      Well, that may be true--but pinhead colleagues abound, as do pinhead department chairs, up to all of whom you must suck. And, eventually, you're supposed to get a job of your own, not just a post-doc, and good luck on THAT score. If you get one, and it's an academic job, then you have to get tenure, from the same pinheads, as well as from others who may not understand/like your work any more than some of your bosses. Maybe it's different in IT-related fields, but in the academic fields with which I'm familiar, it's not some Paradise. (I notice that many enamored with academia, science, whatever, tend to think everything else is the Evil Business World. Indeed, much of business is evil, but not necessarily more so than the rest of the world.) Boneheads are everywhere.

    9. Re:Not here.. by Xerithane · · Score: 1

      Re-reading my post reminded me of a half-joke that my co-workers and I tell each other when we are bitching about the pathetic fools we have to work with: "Hell, fire him and give me half his salary. My output will go up because I won't spend half my time answering his questions and/or fixing his crappy code, and he wasn't netting any output anyway. It's a win-win situation!"

      I swear I've had that exact same conversation, almost verbatim. You didn't work for a company in Cupertino, California that is now out of business?

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    10. Re:Not here.. by LiamRandall · · Score: 1

      A little clarification to my intentions is needed: of course if you were under worked, your business has fewer clients, etc. there should be layoffs. A business exists for one purpose- to make money; you can't be mad at a corporation when it legally acts in its' best interests and stated purpose. Certainly this thing of ours has had its' share of excesses in the last few years; I'm not talking about an end to frivolity and dot-com extravaganza.

      What I'm referring to is a general trend in the economy. Go to the Bureau of Labor Statistics and the two figures that should jump out at you are that employment is up (now at 5.7%) and productivity is up 4.0% in Q3 alone; both of these trends are continuing upward. With low inflation a company is not making money by raising prices so an easy alternative have fewer people do the same amount of work or do the same amount of work for less (salary, benefits, etc.)

      On a totally unrelated topic there was a time in this country when corporations only existed to further the public good; our founding fathers feared and were fleeing the religious and corporate tyranny. I feel that this forgotten legal decision is one of the most important in our history; it essentially empowered corporations as what we know today: semi-autonomous beings capable of owning property, being wronged, and having the rights of a citizen (where comes the term 'corporate citizen'). It established that: "Corporations are persons within the meaning of the Fourteenth Amendment to the Constitution of the United States". For all those and bitch and rave about globalization, corporate power, corporate abuse, the pedaling of political influence, and the like and wonder to themselves 'how did we get here?', this is a good place to start. I would love to discuss this sometime on slash, another day, another topic...

      My 2 cents.

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    11. Re:Not here.. by Telastyn · · Score: 2

      I totally agree, though unfortunately hiring practices are not leaning towards hiring smart people that actually work 8 hour days, but hiring 'experienced' people and forcing them to work 8 hour days (usually 9-12).

      The majority of work I've ever seen done by IT or devs has been done by smart people who still have naivete towards business while being directed by someone that can channel the naive workload into something management really wants.

    12. Re:Not here.. by Xerithane · · Score: 1

      On a totally unrelated topic there was a time in this country when corporations only existed to further the public good; our founding fathers feared and were fleeing the religious and corporate tyranny. I feel that this forgotten legal decision [tourolaw.edu] is one of the most important in our history; it essentially empowered corporations as what we know today: semi-autonomous beings capable of owning property, being wronged, and having the rights of a citizen (where comes the term 'corporate citizen'). It established that: "Corporations are persons within the meaning of the Fourteenth Amendment to the Constitution of the United States". For all those and bitch and rave about globalization, corporate power, corporate abuse, the pedaling of political influence, and the like and wonder to themselves 'how did we get here?', this is a good place to start. I would love to discuss this sometime on slash, another day, another topic...

      It is related, and you are absolutely right. Business evolves right next to humanity. I only hope that humanity overcomes the tyrannical abuse being sought after many corporations. A bloody revolution every 300 years...

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    13. Re:Not here.. by /dev/trash · · Score: 1
      I don't think anyone in the IT field is worth their salary. What's the average pay now? $70K? Go look at how much post-doctorate researchers make, and you tell me how a $70K salary is justified. Not that I'm complaining, just disagreeing. I've been in the industry before the .com bubble, when a $55K position was really good.

      55k was good? Hell when I was laid off a year ago I was making just over 30k a year as a software engineer 2, at a major company. My goal one day was to make 35k a year. I'd seriously consider myself ultra-rich if I made 55k a year. With 70k, man I can't even fathom what that feels like.

    14. Re:Not here.. by Xerithane · · Score: 1

      I totally agree, though unfortunately hiring practices are not leaning towards hiring smart people that actually work 8 hour days, but hiring 'experienced' people and forcing them to work 8 hour days (usually 9-12).

      My boss doesn't expect me to actually work 8 hours a day. He expects me to be here 8 hours a day, but he knows the time I spend working is probably half that. Good programmers don't always type, only about 30% of programming involves a computer. More people need to realize that, too.

      The majority of work I've ever seen done by IT or devs has been done by smart people who still have naivete towards business while being directed by someone that can channel the naive workload into something management really wants.

      I would definitely agree with that. My manager knows IT well enough to understand what we're talking about, and knows business well enough to get our projects approved and budgetted. He's the best manager I've had so far. I know a lot about business, I'm starting one, but could never do management. Upper management and grunt work, but no middle ground. Hiring should be done by the peers working, the manager should merely select the potential candidates from the paper. Just my belief...

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    15. Re:Not here.. by Xerithane · · Score: 1

      55k was good? Hell when I was laid off a year ago I was making just over 30k a year as a software engineer 2, at a major company. My goal one day was to make 35k a year. I'd seriously consider myself ultra-rich if I made 55k a year. With 70k, man I can't even fathom what that feels like.
      Blink.
      I checked out your resume, and I hope you enjoy positive criticism. First, open source development helps. Real development experience, being part of the development cycle, is what matters. I will not interview someone who has not been part of a development cycle. Yellow is a bad background color on your resume. Understand the people that are looking at your resume are generally not technical people. They want nice fonts, with nice layouts. A plain text or non-formatted HTML resume isn't going to get you far past HR, or on a hiring managers desk.

      Keep in mind in the bay area $50K/year is poverty line for a family of four.

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    16. Re:Not here.. by Anitra · · Score: 1

      ... amidst a flood of others who are just as qualified on paper but can't code their way out of a wet paper bag.

      I admit it - this is probably me (well, I'm not quite that bad). But I'm still aiming to get a BS CS, because I enjoy computer science. What I've seen so far in my job hunt implies that I'm screwed if I'm not a superb programmer with multiple years of experience in 5 different languages.

      I'd rather not work in retail the rest of my life - any suggestions?

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    17. Re:Not here.. by Telastyn · · Score: 1

      I concur, though I did not mean forcing 8 hours of work as much as forcing being at work 8 hours a day, even if the actual goal that needs done will take less (not so applicable to dev or QA as IT)

    18. Re:Not here.. by Xerithane · · Score: 1

      But I'm still aiming to get a BS CS, because I enjoy computer science. What I've seen so far in my job hunt implies that I'm screwed if I'm not a superb programmer with multiple years of experience in 5 different languages.

      Take really low entry level positions. They come up sometimes. It's cheap labor, usually done on short term contracts. $15-$20/hour. If you are in a metro area, try to get on board with a tech. consulting firm. Explain you are just starting out, and would like any jobs they have.

      I'd rather not work in retail the rest of my life - any suggestions?
      Just work in retail until the IT industry stabilizes? Just a joke, but learn learn learn. Open source work on your resume does have a lot of positive results. On my resume, I list my open source experience, and in the "What is Open Source?" paragraph (put that in, so they know) I had a sentence "I code not for a job, but for love."

      That got me a $77/hr project right there. They hired me out of the other candidates because of that one sentence (that and I can prove what's on my resume)

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    19. Re:Not here.. by rmayes100 · · Score: 1

      I've always thought this too. I find it funny how companies get in such a big hurry to hire a bunch of people to get some project done as fast as possible only to lay them all off again and scrape the project 6-18 months later. Hire 1 person to do a job, you'll find out in a big hurry what that person is capable of since they are the only one. Then add another if the workload is too much for one person. Hire people as temps or contractors initially with no promise of perminent employement you can't tell what a person's really worth based on a couple of interviews and a resume anyways. After a couple of months you can hire the good ones on full time. Maybe then you won't end up with these projects that are millions of dollars over budget and years behind schedule. Hasn't anyone ready "The Mythical Man Month"?

    20. Re:Not here.. by Xerithane · · Score: 1

      I concur, though I did not mean forcing 8 hours of work as much as forcing being at work 8 hours a day, even if the actual goal that needs done will take less (not so applicable to dev or QA as IT)

      Yeah, I knew what you meant, I was just expanding on the topic.

      Anecdote:
      I had a manager a few years back who would come into my cube, see I was either staring into space or writing meaningless code. He would get pissed off, "What are we paying you for?" My answer: My brain, which is actively working while my hands aren't.

      He got asked for his resignation because he was useless, but always at his computer.

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    21. Re:Not here.. by Xerithane · · Score: 1

      Hire people as temps or contractors initially with no promise of perminent employement you can't tell what a person's really worth based on a couple of interviews and a resume anyways. After a couple of months you can hire the good ones on full time.

      That's (for the most part) what this company does for a lot of the positions. I got brought on for a 3 week contract. That was 1.5 years ago. I'm still a contractor. Not that I care, I'll be here for quite a while (Until I decide to leave) as either a contractor or an employee. I've seen a couple contractors get axed after a week.

      They've gotten some major dumbasses in here on contract. My favorite was this guy, after getting let go early, asked if he could get a full time position at the company.

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    22. Re:Not here.. by ThrasherTT · · Score: 2

      No, I sure didn't. I've worked in the DC Metro area all my life. It must be a common thread :)

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    23. Re:Not here.. by Xerithane · · Score: 1

      It must be a common thread :)
      Doesn't surprise me with the amount of bile in skin suits in the industry.

      I wish these builds didn't take so long.. I've posted almost 40 comments today.

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    24. Re:Not here.. by ThrasherTT · · Score: 2

      I've posted almost 40 comments today.

      Doesn't time seem to crawl when all you do is read and post to /.? Or is it just me? I really wish I had some work to do :\

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    25. Re:Not here.. by Xerithane · · Score: 1

      Doesn't time seem to crawl when all you do is read and post to /.? Or is it just me? I really wish I had some work to do :\

      I've written about 200 lines of code today. It all is with this desktop app that takes forever to build. It's just interface changes for the most part, but I'll be damned, I've been in for 6 hours so far and I'm going nuts. I'm leaving now, come in tomorrow, and get a head start on my moving (Moving tonight, yay!)

      Nice chatting with you ^_^

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    26. Re:Not here.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good Night fella

    27. Re:Not here.. by ThrasherTT · · Score: 2

      Nice chatting with you
      Likewise!

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    28. Re:Not here.. by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      I really should remove that link, I rarely if ever give out the url or even use that resume anymore, if you'd even call it a resume.

      Did you look at the links? That is basically what I send to employers these days. Although it's been changed a lot too ( That one was done by a 'profressional', this guy also claims that the market is 'softening' up.)

      I have Open Source Development experience, yes, but it's not helping, at least around here. I have real development experience, I was in both the implememtation phase of developing and also in the bug-squashing end as well. Of course I blame my resume/lack of skills/whatever for why I can't get hired.

      All wage comparisons I make are based on just me beign the the only person in the family, so I stand by the 50k is rich statement.

      Oh well, time to get back to my Java.

    29. Re: Not here.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      ThrasherTT whined:
      "... you'll realize that 90-95% of the people in it are not worth their salary."
      That's fucking bullshit and you know it.

      The truth is, 90-95% of management is incompetent and/or evil, and needs to be outsourced to someplace like India.

  28. I'm sorry by doc_traig · · Score: 1, Redundant

    My productivity has been forced up so high that I can't draft an interesting response to this article. When the bubble starts to grow again, I'll get back to you.

    - DDT

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  29. yah right! by flynt · · Score: 5, Insightful

    in these turbulent times do you find yourself rising to the challenge or being overloaded with responsibility? Is your to-do list growing exponentially? What new work are you faced with and how are you dealing with it?"

    Talk about asking the wrong crowd. Many of the people here (myself included) waste the day here simply because there is nothing else to do. See why we might not be the best ones to ask about overloaded responsibility??

  30. We've been fortunate... by allism · · Score: 3, Insightful


    The company I work for is one of the few companies that has not been hit by the recession, as a matter of fact we are growing--we have had to almost double the size of our IS/IT and software development, and software testing departments. I think part of the reason our company has been able to grow is because salaries are a little less than market value, but we get semi-annual bonuses based on the company's profitability. (Well, once it was a small pay cut, but given the choice between asking everyone to take a small pay cut for three months, which we got back plus some three months later, or laying off three employees to cover the deficit, I think our company made the right choice). This gives us a huge incentive to make sure the company makes money - in everything from turning out a quality product to keeping our office supply orders reasonable.

    I am amazed at the poor attitudes I see in some of the new hires, though--the two people that were hired to help in my department are always grousing about how they make so much less money than they were making at their previous jobs and they can't wait for the recession to be over so they can go find 'real jobs'. Don't they understand that there is a reason the dot-bombs they worked for went out of business? These two new people are currently trying to convince upper management that we are sorely suffering because we are not using a $2000/seat configuration management tool. Let's just gut our company here and then they can move on to gut the next one...

    </rant>

    1. Re:We've been fortunate... by Monkeyfarmer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ...grousing about how they make so much less money than they were making at their previous jobs and they can't wait for the recession to be over so they can go find 'real jobs'. Don't they understand that there is a reason the dot-bombs they worked for went out of business?

      The problem however, especially here in the bay area, is that over the past 4-5 years that the .bomb bubble was building, that the cost of living kept going up to represent those pay-rates. I know in other areas like the PacNorWest have the same problem. So while pay may be going down to a "normal" level, cost of living is still totally f'd up. I'm sure over time an equilibrium point will be met, but I'm beginning to think it's not going to happen in time to save once hot areas like the Silicon Valley. I'm sure a bunch of you will say, "tough shit, just move...". Unfortunately some people have ties to an area that go beyond their jobs.

    2. Re:We've been fortunate... by allism · · Score: 1

      Living in the Denver/Boulder metro area isn't exactly cheap either. I'm not talking about not making a living wage, I'm talking about paying HTML coders $70K. For some people (and I'm not saying you're one of them, I don't know your circumstances), complaining about not being able to afford cost-of-living increases means having to sell the big gas-guzzling SUV and the $.25million home and not eat out every weekend. One of my above-mentioned co-workers complains that he can't afford to move out of his parents' house--but he and his girlfriend eat out several times a week and he just bought a brand spanking new car. Sometimes it's just a matter of priorities.

  31. Overloaded by JSkills · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Well let's see. I was out of work at the end of 2001. It's a great feeling when you have a wife, 2 kids, and a mortagage. Fortunately, I was able to land a job after a month and a half with a fairly large company.

    I was brought in to architect and deploy an ecommerce system. Did I have a staff? No. Could I contract out any of the development? No. It was like this - here's ONE server (running NT I might add), now go build us a system.

    So I did. I wiped the machine clean, installed Linux, installed Perl and various libraries, Open SSL, mod_perl, Apache, and then compiled Apache with mod_perl and mod_ssl. I installed MySQL. I installed Tripwire and set up various accounts for people who needed to FTP graphics onto the machine.

    Based on the user specs (not written, but vervbally communicated), I designed the entire database schema, wrote all the code for a web-based administration tool, and wrote all the code to launch the ecommerce system for external customers.

    The system has been up and running for several months and bringing in over US $20K per day.

    Do you think the company's cutting costs? One server and one person who acts as business analyst, system architect, system adminstrator, DBA, and lead developer. Ya think?

    A more positive note: After close to a year, I've been granted additional resources (I was able to hire a junior developer) and additional servers. So maybe things are getting better???

    1. Re:Overloaded by DuckDuckBOOM! · · Score: 1
      I was brought in to architect and deploy an ecommerce system. Did I have a staff? No. Could I contract out any of the development? No. It was like this - here's ONE server (running NT I might add), now go build us a system.

      Count your blessings. You had the chance to build your system from the ground up, (apparently) free of micromanagement, arbitrary requirements and deadlines, and office politicians screaming about the "non-standard"; i.e., "non-Microsoft", platform. Opportunities like that are, imho, very rare & worth the extra effort.

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    2. Re:Overloaded by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm. Uploading graphics. Ecommerce. Making lots of money. What could that be? ;-)

    3. Re:Overloaded by Telastyn · · Score: 1

      Though I'd wager you're not seeing 1% of that 20k/day. Or probably even making near resonable compensation for your services...

    4. Re:Overloaded by kisrael · · Score: 2

      Yeah, that actually sounds like a fun job.

      I tend to have super productivity on tiny teams, when I feel what I do really matters, and I know the higherups will see it mattering.

      Much less fun to be a hero on a large team.

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    5. Re:Overloaded by Winged+Cat · · Score: 2

      Been there, done that. One mistake I made, which you might want to avoid: don't forget to route part of the money into your own account. If Finance investigates, tell them it's a service charge; never let on that it's a service charge you're imposing.

      Maybe I'm biased when I say that, if you're given freedom to architect (as you were) and enough time (which you apparently were), setting up an ecommerce system single-handed is not that difficult these days, at least for the best of developers.

    6. Re:Overloaded by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      I was brought in to architect and deploy an ecommerce system. Did I have a staff? No.

      Ecommerce from scratch? Hell, there are plenty of click-and-play e-store services out there for as low as about $40 per month. (For example, Yahoo Stores.) All you need is somebody who knows how to use a browser, type, and upload graphic files. Are your needs really that "special" that they need to pay 50K+ a year for such?

      But don't tell them that. Reuse is a job killer.

    7. Re:Overloaded by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It sounds like your management did the one smart thing to do...

      They turned you loose on a problem and GOT OUTTA THE WAY!

      I wish I could do the same thing. It is amazing how productive a real professional can be if they are not enforcing stupid political IT rules (for instance, many places enforce the MICROSOFT ONLY rule) to hamper your progress, no matter what few resources they give them.

    8. Re:Overloaded by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      umm, where I work, we call that a service call, except it may need to be done without that NT system going down for more time than absolutely needed (build the system, include kernel drivers for the system your going to be putting it on and image it to the NT server). When that's gone, I go to the next call... and the next and this process repreats 5 or 10 times (depending on the service calls) until I go home, usually within an hour of my scheduled off time. We have 3 technicians who do this, we support pcs and real servers, macs etc. We are a relatively small company but our customer base consists of basically every buisness and user with a pc within 2hrs of our office and is limited there because as yet it costs too much to travel any further. A job like your describing could at best be billed as 4-6hrs labor (regardless of how long it actually took) at $55/hr plus parts. I build and maintain, handle expansion, etc for about 500 such customers personally and often find myself going home early to save the company money but I never have less than 40hrs (we are paid hourly, our pay is based on what we personally bill for labor compared to what we've been paid, this is evaluated every 6 months and if there is room for it consistantly each of those months we get a raise. So overtime helps this paycheck, but in the long run it will reduce my raise and a permanent raise is worth alot more to me than a few hours overtime.)

  32. Running lean by Lando · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yes in the short term you can run lean and have better productivity... But this is bad business in my opinion...

    If you have no training for your employees, not because of income, but because none of them can be spared, you are going to have to hire all of your talent new.

    If you people are streched so thin, then your going to have burnout and have to replace those workers.

    If your facing a 20-30% turnover rate... Your employees will have no loyalty to the company, because the company has no loyalty to them.

    Personally, I think that companied that have been in business for a while, say 10-20 years minimum and have built up a staff of experienced employees. Don't really realize how much this will cost them... Traing new employees is expensive for anything except menial jobs...

    If your company is dropping a lot of deadweight, that suggests managers that are not doing their jobs... But upper-management doing job cuts across the board are not doing their jobs properly either.

    When the big name business schools changed over from teaching business from looking 5, 10, and 20 years into the future and started concentrating on quarterly income it was a sad day.

    Trai

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    1. Re:Running lean by geronimo87 · · Score: 1

      Higher productivity at my former company meant getting product out the door faster and cheaper. That meant laying off qualified people, replacing them with unqualified people who worked for barely more than minimum wage, and cutting corners in testing. The technical support dept (me) pointed out the sudden increase in quality problems and the resulting drop in sales. Managements answer was lay off the technical support dept (me) and ignore customer problems. In my case, I'm more grateful I'm out of that situation than I would be if I still had a job there.

    2. Re:Running lean by DuckDuckBOOM! · · Score: 1
      When the big name business schools changed over from teaching business from looking 5, 10, and 20 years into the future and started concentrating on quarterly income it was a sad day.

      I wonder whether that teaching is cause or effect. Company officers can't look past next quarter's earnings anymore, because (1) program trading makes it routine for a company to lose 20% of its value overnight if its earnings aren't up to analysts' expectations, and (2) stockholders now routinely sue when (1) happens.

      I fully understand how the dot-bombers' get-mine-and-get-out philosophy came about. And you're right; it's sad.

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    3. Re:Running lean by Lando · · Score: 2

      Nod, I think that they changed over to this format because of the way people "play" the market... Still you would think that Harvard would have held out to do things the "right" way..

      Sigh, my biggest example of a good company gone bad is ATT. They used to be a good and steady employer, but nowdays their training budget is minimal and they continue to go through rounds of mandated layoffs...

      Silly, because 3 months later the people they laid off come back as contractors at a higher income, but I guess ATT doesn't have to pay benefits to contractors and they can lay them off anytime they want...

      Just sad how the bottom line overrides good business sense... Screw your customers today to get a buck rather than support them properly so that they are your customer tomorrow...

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  33. well.. by pr0c · · Score: 1

    Sadly a lot of poeople deserve to be laid off, all they do is dick off 90% of the day. Sure i dick off 90% of the day but my job is tech support and to baby sit the few servers we have, some days i'm very overwhelmed others i spend on slashdot.

    When layoffs come a lot of the people you want gone are the ones who go first, the people who piss everyone off. Also, when layoffs come so do early retirement, when the "old people" get out, new thinking gets in, new thinking is almost always good!

    1. Re:well.. by Tackhead · · Score: 3, Interesting
      > Sadly a lot of poeople deserve to be laid off, all they do is dick off 90% of the day. Sure i dick off 90% of the day but my job is tech support and to baby sit the few servers we have, some days i'm very overwhelmed others i spend on slashdot.

      And management has to realize that sometimes (and very often with sysadminning), the guy spending 90% of his day dicking around is the most productive guy they have!

      A "lazy" sysadmin who spends 90% of his day with his feet up on the desk while alternating between Bugtraq, Slashdot, and a certain USENET newsgroup for monks, is probably doing a vastly better job than a "busy" one who's running around the office with six pagers all beeping at once.

    2. Re:well.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sadly you are full of shit. All the dead wood has been cut long ago. Those beeing cut today are valuable workers. The other point you make is also full of shit. Experienced workers are just as likely to be inovative as some new hire grad, maybe more so. Most programmers, my age, are still doing it because they like doing it and have a naturale talent for it. Most programmers entering the field are doing it because it sounds cool and can bring in lots of money. Just because someone knows a bunch of buzz words does not mean they can program.

  34. It's short-term by shess · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What happens is that all of the forward-looking projects get canned, and the remaining employees are focussed on finishing the half-done projects which were so awesome a year ago. Since you're maximizing return on sunk costs, that great in the short term. After awhile, though, you start to find that you're running out of gas, because nobody has been laying the foundations for future development.

    I've seen four layoffs in a year and a half, and I know that my productivity has plummetted each time. I have maybe half as many "good days" cranking out code, for a couple months afterwards. But, what code I do write is generally better targetted at immediate revenue opportunities.

    I'm interested in sustainable productivity gains, and those mostly come from growing at the right rate in the first place - hire-hire, rather than hire-hire-hire-hire-fire-fire.

  35. Surf slashdot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My responsibilities are growing exponetially. People who leave don't get rehired but their duties get handed down. What do I do? Surf slashdot and complain about the work load!

  36. At our site ... by permaculture · · Score: 5, Interesting

    In the University I work at we had a new management regime imposed on us. After some months we brought out a grievance against the worst of them, who was a horrible bully. Astonishingly, he was not sacked in disgrace. The entire systems team left one by one until there was no-one left (for an entire week, until replacements started arriving).

    Then, the network started going tits up. Things got so bad the management were relieved of their responsibilities. One of them has now left under a cloud, and the other won't last past Xmas. Some of the original systems team have returned. The network is steadily improving to pre-management change levels. We have been vindicated!

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  37. Outsourcing Blues by joel8x · · Score: 3, Interesting

    My IT department was outsourced to IBM about 6 months ago. While my direct team was not affected by layoffs, our call center and its staff were completely replaced and moved to a new location. Since then my workload has quadrupled (no exaggeration) due to their lack of proper support and knowledge, and our user base has grown significantly without adding new staff to my department (field support).

    I don't mind the extra work so much, but what really bothers me is the attitude of the customer and its affect on me. Users are pissed off that it takes more than a day for them to be seen as opposed to an hour or so, and they have a very negative attitude towards us now. This is a major problem in my eyes because I find it harder to wake up in the morning and feel motivated to work. I really dread what possible long term affects this may have if it continues like this.

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    1. Re:Outsourcing Blues by DuckDuckBOOM! · · Score: 1
      We got outsourced and offshored, and it's been such a disaster that we haven't had to lay anyone off. Productivity is down (even with a nominal 50% staff increase with the offshore group), clients are screaming because IT can't deliver a non-trivial project anywhere near on-time/in-budget anymore, budget for luxuries like maintenance & enhancement of existing code & infrastructure, training, and the like, has vanished, now considered "non-billable overhead".

      Morale is abysmal, as you might expect, and even with the economy in the dumper we're losing an average of four people per month, mostly senior-level people who have relatively little trouble finding other work. As with your situation, Those Who Remain are seeing workload and stress levels mushrooming due to reduced staff and increased client grief.

      Meanwhile, sr. management on both sides is tickled because their bottom lines have improved, blissfully unconcerned over the ongoing brain drain and deterioration of mission-critical systems that will give them shark-sized bites in the ass within the next few months. Yours truly has no intention of being around when that happens.

      DDB (one of the six - whoops, five - sr. developers left onsite)

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  38. Related news: AMD cutting 2,000 jobs worldwide by mao+che+minh · · Score: 2, Offtopic

    The #2 in CPU's is slashing 2,000 jobs worldwide, from the Americas to Asia, in all roles and levels. The article is here at News Factor.

  39. I am soooooo lucky... by Noryungi · · Score: 2

    And I wrote all about it in my journal... [gratuitous plug]

    Sorry, I can't really give a lot more details than this... =(

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  40. Wrong formula. by FreeLinux · · Score: 4, Informative

    The formula that more correctly explains this phenomenon follows.

    Fewer Employees + Same Work + Greater Threat of Layoff + Derth of Other Jobs = Higher Productivity

    You see, there are additional contributing factors to the equation that offer significant motivation to the Fewer Remaining Employees. If you aren't more productive, there are numerous others that are presently unemployed who will happily be more productive. Basically, if you don't watch your ass, you're out of there!

    1. Re:Wrong formula. by silas_moeckel · · Score: 1

      And you say this like its a bad thing. I am somewhere in the blurry line of hands on management and I will admit to hiring in the late 90's was hey they saw a computer before they can be a tech it's not that hard. There people came from 35k jobs to 60k jobs up here in connecticut and got used to that salary level they dont have the formal training they dont have the love for there work. My current practices is to find out if what they will do at work is also there hobby like my technical work is. I would rather get that highly motivated uber geek straigh out of a two year school or posibly in one (I do a lot of farming at the local tech school) these people are motivated they have drive (especialy night school while working students) vs the 30 something I have a BS in this crowd (that I'm somewhat a member of) granted I am not planing for long term knoledge transfer why because I have yet to find a system in a sub 1000 person company that cant be rewritten. Now this allso takes into account that I drive my coders, developers and my code monkeys if you learn that it's 3 differnt skill sets all related you do pretty well. Coders write actual new code functions real work coding inline assembly macros new librraries basicaly. Developers spit shine and glue together those libraries throw on GUI garbage (I dislike user interfaces they eat up to much time and resources for something that is very touchy feely) Now Code monkeys are that very special beed that can get you a mostly working application in a morning it might be a mix of C pascal Perl and expect with not a drop of documentation but it works, these are the guys that are great for the one time code. Now turnover hasent been a problem for me yea I have reduced staff here and there but I make sure that workloads stay where they should be people need those 15 minute watercooler talks to calm down (to many cafienne junkies if I could I would get the coffie machine replaced with a juice machine) Now I am seeing a lot of resumes for any open positions most of them are garbage with an alphabet soup of certs and a way to focused resume no ancilary skills.

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    2. Re:Wrong formula. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      praise the lord! and caff is an essential part of proper functioning in tech life. Forget the coffee, get a dedicated dew machine, ok ok it can have 3 options, good ol' dew, mountain dew, and the new dew power drink, make it 1 cent a can and give change for $100's, THIS would increase productivity ;) If you've never been called thumper due to foot tapping from caff od then your probably one of those techs who can write a 500 line program in a couple hours, the problem is the psycho next to you who has bloodshot eyes, shakes constantly and occasionally starts wacking his head against the wall for no apparent reason on the way to the dew machine writes a program that does same thing and more, does it better and more efficiently, in 50 lines of code that he writes in the same amount of time. Of course the idiot in management thinks your more productive because you have learned from the masters at microbloat and can add plenty of loops and variables that are redudant and not needed or even vaguely useful.

    3. Re:Wrong formula. by deblau · · Score: 2
      Fewer Employees + Same Work + Greater Threat of Layoff + Dearth of Other Jobs = Higher Productivity

      Attitudes like this (by management) are why line workers hate their managers. You don't get higher productivity, you get lower morale. If people are able to produce more after a round of layoffs, it means they weren't working 100% before, which is management's fault (for any of a number of reasons). Ponder this until you become enlightened.

      You see, there are additional contributing factors to the equation that offer significant motivation to the Fewer Remaining Employees.

      You're right there, motivation to send out resumes, go back to school, get a cert in some unrelated field. Think rats and a sinking ship. If people are working at 100% capacity and the company is laying off... you figure it out.

      If you aren't more productive, there are numerous others that are presently unemployed who will happily be more productive.

      No, there are many others out there who will fill your job and have the same morale problems within a few weeks. I hope you aren't working as a manager anywhere. I can't imagine you are, or you'd know this. You're basically giving companies an excuse to use coersion and force as a management tool. If you advocate a Ben-Hur style "whip them until they row" management philosophy, then you're right on the money. Just please tell potential hires about it first, OK? You'll save yourself boatloads in turnover training costs.

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  41. Productivity by Malc · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The US seems to like boasting to the rest of the world about how it keeps improving productivity. How is productivity measured? Are unpaid overtime hours taken in to consideration - I bet they're not. People seem to work more overtime, but companies don't pay for any extra hours (salaried) employees. Doesn't this make productivity gains just an illusion? Heh: I'm in danger of sounding like a unionist or something!

    1. Re:Productivity by dumbArtMajor · · Score: 1

      Very true, very well put.

      My girlfirend works for a major ad agency, but they would only hire her as an intern, even though she has a Masters degree and lots of previous experience. She's getting paid less than her first job out of college (which was barely McDonald's level), has to travel cross-country on weekends without compensation, and regularly works until midnight with no overtime.

      And she hasn't quit because it's the only thing available. In fact, she doesn't even know if she'll be employed when the internship's over in a month.

      Suddenly unions don't sound like such a crazy idea...

    2. Re:Productivity by kisrael · · Score: 2

      My wife's company was looking for a new techie intern, and was embarassed at how many people w/ master's were applying.

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    3. Re:Productivity by Steve+Hamlin · · Score: 2

      The U.S. Burueau of Labor and Statisitcs defines productivity as:

      "output per hour of all persons",

      where

      "Output measures for business and nonfarm business are based on measures of gross domestic product prepared by the Bureau of Economic Analysis of the U.S. Department of Commerce."

      and

      "Quarterly output measures for manufacturing reflect indexes of industrial production independently prepared by the Board of Governors of the Federal Reserve System."

    4. Re:Productivity by Malc · · Score: 1

      "output per hour of all persons"

      If I work 60 hours, but only get paid for 40, what gets reported? If they report 40 hours, then I appear 50% more productive than I really was.

    5. Re:Productivity by Steve+Hamlin · · Score: 2

      You worked 60 hours, and that is the denominator, because productivity is a measure of output per labor hour.

      ----------

      As an aside, in my mind, you also got paid for 60 hours (exception - you have a lawful claim for back wages owed).

      Whether you realize it or not, you got paid for working 60 hours. You work and they pay you for that work - no more, no less.

      Expectations about a 'normal' work week no longer apply. If you are salaried, and were hired anticipating 40 hours, and now work 60 hours with no increase in pay, then you and your employer had an implicit salary renegotiation - and you lost.

      If you no longer think you are getting paid what you deserve, then you are free to leave. If you have difficulty finding a higher paying position, or similar pay with only 40 hours, then evidently you are getting paid an appropriate market rate for those 60 hours.

  42. You may not surf porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    But you have to admit he got the "posting self-congratulatory remarks on chat sites" dead on.

  43. Work load not decreased of you're laid off by xyote · · Score: 1

    You would think it would be but looking for work takes up a lot of time what with scanning the job boards for jobs that really exist. I have some theories as to why some of the same jobs stay posted for months and months, and one of them applies to you poor overworked slobs who kept your jobs. And that is that HR wants a pile of hot current resumes on hand when one of you snaps under the workload and quits. Hear that sound? That's Catbert, the Evil HR director, purring.

  44. Lay me off? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Let's see.. Official job title: Webmaster (4 web sites to maintain)

    Unofficial job titles:
    Director of IT (the real one quit 2 months ago, and left me as the /only/ IT person in the building)
    Help Desk
    Access DB programmer
    System Administrator (Linix AND Novell AND Win2k)
    Telecommunications Administrator
    Everyone's bitch

    lay me off? haha I wish they would actually.

    and people wonder why the hell I'm always in a bad mood when I get home from work.....

    1. Re:Lay me off? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rule of thumb... anything with "webmaster" and "Access DB programmer" as a title or in a list can only mean that a dork needs a title to make him/her look/feel important. I have a parrot I taught to use the nz() function.

  45. When will this all change? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We are all very well aware of the current economic crises afflicting not only American, but the world economies, and this eventually trickled down to the IT job sector.

    The big question is; when should we expect an upswing? Are we going to see the hoopla and salaries of the late 90's again? Are those days long gone?

    Are we all doomed?

  46. Oddly enough..it consumes more. by Martigan80 · · Score: 4, Informative

    I mean this ideology has been in the military for years...well since the 80's and the draw-downs. They claim that the military is more stream lined, yet they have put our military in the Middle east, Kosovo, Korea, and in Africa. They are doing more now then during the Cold War with a hell of a lot less people.
    Some might complain that the military has been getting some phat bonuses, but do you know the President Bush also cut about 75,000 people from the military to do this? I just ask that you don't forget the military when is comes to these issues.

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    1. Re:Oddly enough..it consumes more. by Dun+Malg · · Score: 2

      ...President Bush also cut about 75,000 people from the military...

      Huh? Don't you mean "President Clinton"? He was the one promising the "re-invention of government" and the reduction of "75,000" positions, most of which turned out to be the military. In the end, he left the army with 400,000 troops, when during the Gulf War we had 900,000.

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    2. Re:Oddly enough..it consumes more. by jht · · Score: 2

      Of course, during the Gulf War we had a big Reserves call-up to get to the 900,000 figure (so demobilizing them shrunk the military back down to normal).

      Come to think of it, permanently adding more people to the military would have the inadverdent effect of shrinking the pool of workers competing for jobs out here in the rest of the economy... But more people are normally interested in the military as a career option in bad economic times.

      But hey, why compare military staffing fairly between successive administrations when you can use skewed numbers from a war, compare them to peacetime figures, and have another opportunity to Clinton-bash?

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    3. Re:Oddly enough..it consumes more. by geronimo87 · · Score: 1

      The Clinton Era was peacetime? IIRC, we had 1) 17 soldiers killed in Somalia, 2) an invasion of Haiti, 3) Bombing of a barracks in Saudi Arabia, 4) US troops sent to Bosnia, 5) The bombing of Serbia and occupation of Kosovo, and 6) the bombing of the USS Cole. And those are only the ones I can remember off the top of my head.

    4. Re:Oddly enough..it consumes more. by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 2

      And what were the major military actions during the Clinton administration? A small military incursion in Sommalia, some bombing in Iraq, some bombing in Serbia leading to another small military incursion in the Balkans, and some missles lobbed out in Afganistan.

      What really kills me is that people don't realize that a smaller military is encouraged to avoid military interventions AND THAT IS GOOD. Military actions are EXPENSIVE. If you intelligently pick your fights, and use diplomacy to avoid or manage conflicts, you don't need to have the largest standing army in the world.

      Its cheaper to hire slightly more bodies and not do anything with them. The military is an insurance policy. You have to sink resources into it in order to be prepared for an crisis, but you only want to spend enough to make sure that they can effectively respond to the (theoretical) crisis.

      Now look at what Bush does. With that same sized military, he has a major military engagement in Afganistan, and is moving to start another one in Iraq. Where was the proof that Saddam has WMD and their use was imminent? Where was the proof that Saddam was running Al Queda? Why the hell do we pump in a billion dollars into Israel if we're expected to do all the fighting anyway?

      The USA may be the remaining "superpower" of this era, but that does not mean we are the "world's policeman". If the US thinks that its job to put patriotic Americans into body bags, you can forget about economic prosperity. The dollars for the economy will be coverted to tax dollars to pay for military actions. Since it looks like the Bush administration does not know where to pick its fights, the Taiwanese should get ready to unite with the mainland a lot sooner than they originally planned.

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    5. Re:Oddly enough..it consumes more. by dgb2n · · Score: 2

      Of course, during the Gulf War we had a big Reserves call-up to get to the 900,000 figure (so demobilizing them shrunk the military back down to normal).

      This is absolutely untrue. The force levels of Active Duty Army prior to the Gulf war was around 875K. Afterwards (during Bush I as well as Clinton) the active duty forces drew down to 490K and then down as low as 470K.

      This isn't about peacetime and wartime strength levels. The active Army has been cut nearly in half while the obligations against which those forces have been used against have increased dramatically, particularly under Clinton.

    6. Re:Oddly enough..it consumes more. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That military incursions are expensive is the point, it was war that brought us out of the greate depression and it's the hope that good old war will do it again that has a republican in office now. Republican's have two basic methodoligies for boosting the economy, reduce taxes so peoples money stays in their pockets and gets spent, and try to blow as much of what the government takes on a good money sucking war as it can to put it back in citizen hands. War is a good quick way to boost the economy, it's fast, effective, and it works, it's been proven again and again. Once they have it in course to go back on track a democrate will be elected and since economic changes happen slowly he'll be given credit for the booming economy that occurs during his presidentcy (the soonest a presidents economic changes and policies can have effect is in following presidentcy or the one after that, that's why we aren't seeing the effects of the clinton administration until now).

      I don't neccesarily agree with I'm against war, but there is no denying it's impact on the economy and the side benefit of population control, which increases the per capita income of the nation and the value of our dollar as well.

      As for Taiwan and china, you've gotta be nuts, we call ourselves a super-power, that doesn't mean are stupid enough to think for one second we wanna slightly agitate china. They would own us in a heartbeat. Especially after clinton sold err accidently allowed the chinese our ICBM technology.

    7. Re:Oddly enough..it consumes more. by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 2

      No, war is not good for any economy. Its a myth perpetuated by the military-industrial complex. It destroys assets, disrupts trade, and creates a big tax load which sucks capital away from fledgling businesses and consumption. The only possibility that war could be a good thing would be during a great depression, when you have a flatlined economy. And there are economists that argue the US economy was recovering even without WWII.

      Congratulations, you are another warmongerer who needs to be beaten with a cluebat. Apropos that you don't have the stones to stand by your ignorant statements. I don't have the energy to rip to shreds every incredibly incorrect statement you have made. I'll just point out that the China statement shows how clueless you are. No, we would not agitate China while we are taking over the world's oil. China would see that our military resources are mired in the Middle East. That means China would see an opportunity to finally bring its renegade province back into control. (Help! I'm an American voter surrounded by too many idiots.)

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    8. Re:Oddly enough..it consumes more. by Martigan80 · · Score: 1

      A small military incursion in Somalia, some bombing in Iraq, some bombing in Serbia leading to another small military incursion in the Balkans, and some missiles lobbed out in Afghanistan.

      1) Do you know how many military people are involved to get those done? Most people think that if you send 20 aircraft somewhere you only need 100+ people, when the truth is you need about 100/aircraft.

      smaller military is encouraged to avoid military interventions AND THAT IS GOOD

      2) In a democracy yes, we can you politics until we turn blue. Obviously that isn't working with Israel and Palestine.

      The military is an insurance policy

      3) In America where we mix capitalism and democracy you are right, we just but other countries businesses.

      Where was the proof that Saddam has WMD and their use was imminent? Where was the proof that Saddam was running Al Queda?

      4) Well since we haven't had weapons inspectors or any other sort of observation we don't know, we do know they had them during the gulf war, but America could not go in at that time to get them. No one ever said he is running the al-Queda, just that he is helping them with shelter and money.

      Since it looks like the Bush administration does not know where to pick its fights.

      5) well blame the American people more than Bush, because that is what he has. IN all of the polls the people support him. If they wouldn't he would tone down his energy for attacking. But then again it is all political.

      And as far as being the worlds policemen, well if we would have let the Balkans get out of hand they would still be fighting.

      We can in a way blame our selves for the whole Afghan thing because we gave them bombs, missiles, and guns to fight the Russians, and when it was over we just left them in destruction and helplessness. Not like the other wars we were involved with when we helped to re-build and Iraq is not a case because we are still at war with Saddam.

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  47. Dilbert hits it on the head..... by beacher · · Score: 3, Funny

    Lifted from a Dilbert book the chapter was on downsizing - Your workforce goes from "Lean and Mean" to "Skinny and Pissed" ..

    Gotta watch out when you overload an already stressed workforce....

    1. Re:Dilbert hits it on the head..... by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Once saw a Dilbert cartoon with (something like) the following squares:

      Year 2: Company opens a health station
      staffed with a nurse.

      Year 4: Close health station, replace
      it with a medical supplies vending
      machine.

      Year 6: Decreee that medical vending
      machine must make a profit.

  48. Re:"Fewer Employees + Same Work = Higher Productiv by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From the article:

    "As layoffs rise, so does productivity. The Department of Labor reported last week that nonfarm business productivity clocked an annualized gain in the third quarter of 4% over the preceding quarter."

  49. Not worth it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have given up. There is just too much being asked of me and I've hit the breaking point. I will quit soon if I'm not laid off. Either I will find something new that satisfies me, or I will blow my brains out. There is no point to living a life of frustration.

  50. I would hope it's obvious by AAAWalrus · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It seems pretty obvious that that would be the case. Imagine 5 computer programmers, worked together through the dotcom bubble, with high-paying secured jobs. Life was good - not terribly swamped in work, maybe surfed the web a little too much on the job, but still managed to get work done. The programmers, being the introvert sort, never really speak up about how their jobs were important, that what they were doing really mattered to the company. No need to - they did their work and the company was doing well. They just assumed that other people understood that they were contributing.

    Then the bubble bursts, economy's hurting everyone, layoffs start at the big companies. Our 5 programmers aren't worried - their small company is still running strong.

    Suddenly two bad quarters in a row, sales are down, cashflow gets weak, and suddenly the company is worried about being able to write everyone's paychecks. 2 of our 5 programmers, who might have had 2 or 3 bad marks (previously thought of as "minor") on their performance reviews, get canned. Our 3 remaining programmers start thinking, "Oh crap! I could be next!" Suddenly there's a real push for productivity and visibility from our programmers. Not only were they doing %40 more work, but they now make sure everyone knows about it.

    Wouldn't you?

    Scary thing is, if a company can scare employees into working harder with laying off a few, seemingly overpaid pieces of "deadwood", it certainly make business sense.

    Hits a little too close to home for some readers out there, doesn't it?

    -AAAWalrus

    1. Re:I would hope it's obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All I take from that is that most employees are spineless pieces of shit. Comport yourself with dignity -- do not run around after a layoff trying to get noticed, because EVERYONE is doing the same dumb ass thing.

      If the time comes that they want to can you, too, rip off whatever you can, download the password file, and go home.

    2. Re:I would hope it's obvious by startled · · Score: 2

      "Imagine 5 computer programmers, worked together through the dotcom bubble, with high-paying secured jobs. Life was good - not terribly swamped in work, maybe surfed the web a little too much on the job, but still managed to get work done."

      That bears no fucking resemblance to work at a dot com startup. Not terribly swamped in work? Ha. Ha ha. It'd be funny if I hadn't burned so many nights (mornings) and weekends on projects that ended up not doing anything for anyone when the bubble burst.

      Truth is, most people I talk to are doing less work now, not more.

    3. Re:I would hope it's obvious by wobblie · · Score: 1

      You're missing the point there.

      What if the employees owned the company? Then there would be no useless managers eating up everyone's paychecks and "scaring" the employees into being more profitable. Certainly there would be no "deadweight", and everyone would share in the profits.

    4. Re:I would hope it's obvious by Krusty+the+Klown · · Score: 1

      Why do you think I'm reading /. at 1:30 in the morning instead of at work????? We just did the re-org thing, and now I rarely "surf" at work, even though I only hit sites that make me a better employee).

  51. Re:Three rounds of layoffs ...and life sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I could care less about not having a job to fill my time. Spend your free time mastering a new programming language, learn a new operating system or use your time to take up weight lifting or something!

    My problem with the prospect of unemployment is that I am living from paycheck to paycheck. If I go for a week without a job I will have to choose one of the following:

    1. Become homeless.
    2. Go hungry.
    3. Let the bank reposess my car because I cannot pay the loans.

    If it comes down to it I will choose the third option, but that will make finding a new job a'lot harder; unless I want to work as a dishwasher at the local Dennys or something.

  52. Increase in Efficiency by vee-dub.net · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I've been fortunate enough to still have a job after a year of rough layoffs. I've found that, not only am I the only one left of an IT staff of four, but I have become much more efficient in what I do, to the point that I have been able to work for the R&D department in addition to my duties (oh yeah, and more time to read /. too). I've found that in times like this, you're job-attitude changes. At first, it may seem that you will be swamped with extra work, but we humans are great at adapting, and it all sorts iself out in the end, often for the better.

    1. Re:Increase in Efficiency by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but there are real limits.

  53. How do they measure productivity? by lostboy2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    As layoffs rise, so does productivity. The Department of Labor reported last week that nonfarm business productivity clocked an annualized gain in the third quarter of 4% over the preceding quarter.

    This makes me wonder what measurement they used to quantify 'productivity'. My guess is that it is somehow related to the number of businesses, more like a per capita amount rather than an absolute value.

    If so, I can understand the value increasing as companies who were riding the dot.com wave crashed -- like thinning the herd raises the average strength of the remaining beasts.

    However, I also think that it's simplistic to assume that the staff who remain were slacking prior to the layoffs. More likely, they remain because they *weren't* the ones who were slacking. At least, I hope that's the way it is.

    1. Re:How do they measure productivity? by Steve+Hamlin · · Score: 2

      Please see this post.

      Productivity = Output / Hour Worked

      where Output

      For business & non-farm = GDP
      For manufacturing = FedReserve indexes of industrial production

      It is a macroeconomic indicator.

  54. No easy answer to this problem by Gizzmonic · · Score: 2
    While productivity may be higher, so is depression, divorce, suicide, and crime. Most shooting rampages happen right after someone gets laid off.

    Perhaps if corporations used the "employed for life" strategy that the federal government practices, they would alleviate potential stressors to their employees and avoid the possibility of someone busting into the office and shooting everything but the water cooler.

    The ultimate problem is, when corporations treat people as if they're disposable, they feel disposable. No one ever gets laid off in Japan. And there haven't been ANY fatal shootings in offices there since right after World War II.

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    1. Re:No easy answer to this problem by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      Perhaps if corporations used the "employed for life" strategy that the federal government practices, they would alleviate potential stressors to their employees

      Yeah, along with any potential productivity. Why work when there are no real repercussions for slacking at all?

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    2. Re:No easy answer to this problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So wait... isn't the US Postal Service a Federal Govenment 'agency'?

    3. Re:No easy answer to this problem by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

      You're a moron. Japan has been in a decade long recession because of this attitude. Their companies refuse to retool and adjust to new circumstances.

      You make office shooting rampages sound like they happen daily in every major city in every state. But they're rare. Even in the US they're rare. Regardless companies are becoming experienced in how to handle layoffs safely. Post armed gaurds around the meetings and supervise the cleaning out of their offices. Increase security for a few months after the layoffs and all will be fine.

      What ever possessed you to believe that it is the job of the employeer to make sure there are no stressors on the employees?

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    4. Re:No easy answer to this problem by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

      By the way, do you have some sort of fetish for Razor Ramon?

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    5. Re:No easy answer to this problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Employed for life" only applied to people working at the big companies, and they discovered it wasn't sustainable when bad times hit.

      While smaller companies can't even pretend to "employ for life", the smaller size works against treating employees as disposable.

    6. Re:No easy answer to this problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are very complex reasons for Japan's recession, but their way of running business is not one of them. Their antiquated banking system is a major culprit-especially since, like the US, they think cutting interest rates is some sort of magic elixir for the economy. Instead, it just dissuades people from investing and furthers depression.

    7. Re:No easy answer to this problem by jasonditz · · Score: 2

      The sad truth is that people ARE disposable, especially in this type of economy where they are easily replaced.

      But then, what good is "employed for life" if your company goes under?

  55. One thing I don't see going down... by Lysol · · Score: 5, Insightful

    is top executive pay. What else is new...

    Granted, times are lean, but during layoffs at my last company, I saw more top people still doing well. All us employees lost all our stock while the top execs got new stock and pay raises with the new company that bought us. My co-worker called it 'gift wrapping a turd'. How true.

    I'm sure this is a very unpopular view, but I personally feel that if the belt needs to be tightened, we all need to do it. Not just a few.

    My new company pays less and has me working more - like those in the article. I'm not sure how wise this is since this makes all of us here more stressed and burnt out. Sure, we're more productive, but people can only handle so much rhetoric, 50/60 hr weeks for 2/3 of the price before they just say 'screw this'.

    One thing this has done for me is to galvanize my resolve to do something on my own. I personally still feel money is out there to be made. Epecially if you have good talents that Joe-first-year-college-dropout-100k-webmaster can't match. There will always be a need for people that know their stuff. Question is, will one be able to find it?

    1. Re:One thing I don't see going down... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You seem to feel entitled to a higher salary because of your education and not your business impact.

      "Joe-first-year-college-dropout-100k-webmaster" convinced some one to pay him that much, why can't you do the same? Why would you even care?

    2. Re:One thing I don't see going down... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      College dropout? I don't know about you, but in my opinion it's good that colleges are there but in the IT world they are too damn slow, by the time you finish a 4 year college your obsolete. Get the book for the semester course, read it in two days, spend the next week running test scenerios and using it, move on to the next new subject and learn it using the skills from the last. College (like most schools) is too slow, they pile too much additional junk. Is a tech with a 4yr degree and no experience as good as an intelligent tech with 4yrs professional experience and no degree? certainly not, he won't know as much, will have to relearn everythign he was taught and find out realities of how things work. The sad thing, is in another 4 yrs, that tech out of college will still know less than the other who now has 8yrs experience actually doing his job (and if he's a good tech everybody elses job too including the college grad) but he will be making more and be more likely to get a good job because he has a degree.

      I hate to shatter your belief that college = brains because you made it through it and it wasn't easy, but I can learn the same subjects that are taught in a college course with greater retention of the same information in a matter of hours, days, or weeks depending on the subject and do so on a regular basis. There are entire college courses to teach you how to write an access database for godsake, not all inclusive broad database setup and programming, but just using microsoft access 101.

  56. It doesn't really matter, does it? by gosand · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Honestly, I think for the most part, the layoffs haven't changed the way people work. That is something I have found to hold pretty true, that people (at least here in the US) have a pretty short memory.

    (pardon the Katzian reference)
    Shortly after Sep11,2001, I wondered how soon it would be before people got over the genuine shock and horror of what happened, stop being friendly to each other in solidarity, and start in with the Bin Laden jokes. I knew it wouldn't be long. Sure enough, about 2 months after it happened, I saw my first Tshirt with Bin Laden's face in the crosshairs. Sure, there is natural bad sentiment towards someone who did something that tragic, but the REAL gravity of what happened dissipated quickly. It was back to NASCAR and lawsuits.

    Granted, this isn't true of everyone, but overall we as a country are back to business as usual. (unfortunately) I think the same can be said of the tech industry, at least from my experience. Sure, we have trimmed budgets, and cut the work force, but I really don't see any difference in how people look at their jobs as a result of that. There are still lazy people who do just enough to get by. After a layoff, people scurry around, and try to prove that they are valuable, but that subsides quickly. No sooner has the sigh of relief that you still have a job been breathed than you just settle down in your chair and get back to same old routine.

    Maybe I am a bit jaded, because I was able to get a job a month after the company I worked for went under. But that was 2 years ago, on the front side of the massive meltdown. I was lucky to get with a large company that has had only one layoff since then, and it was relatively small. But I see things going the same as they were when I got here. In general, people aren't worried about losing their jobs. Not that you need to be worried about losing your job in order to do a good job, but it doesn't seem like there is an urgency anymore. I am not sure if that is a good thing or a bad thing.

    Jeez, where am I going with this? Well, I kind of follow a Zen style of work. I do my job, I do it as good as I can. If I get laid off, I get laid off. I have confidence that I can do my job as good or better than my coworkers, and if not, then at least I did my best. I don't do just what it takes to get by, I try not to settle in for the long haul and cruise. I have been here 2 years, and I am still trying to improve myself and my skills. This skill is lost on a lot of people, and I think it is a valuable one. I think if you are working in a manner just to keep your job, then you aren't being genuine. Be genuine, and just be. There is no prize to keep your eye on. Develop yourself, improve yourself, because you are the asset, and others will see that.

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    1. Re:It doesn't really matter, does it? by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

      Bah. You're talking about expending more energy then is absolutely necessary. Thats called waste. Don't do it.

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    2. Re:It doesn't really matter, does it? by Fear+the+Clam · · Score: 1

      Sure enough, about 2 months after it happened, I saw my first Tshirt with Bin Laden's face in the crosshairs.

      Where do you live, Hong Kong? One *week* after, I saw tons of different t-shirts with Osama in the cross hairs, running in front of a tank, or pictures of F-15s with "Hijack this, asshole" captions.

  57. Duh, Productivity = GDP/Hours Worked by good+soldier+svejk · · Score: 1


    Or in some measures, GDP/number of workers. Productivity sounds like some magic economic formula but it is pretty simple. If you reduce the number of workers and the hours they work, but not the collective product, productivity goes up by definition. This is hardly news. Why else would they lay people off?

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    1. Re:Duh, Productivity = GDP/Hours Worked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunatly the formula is flawed, because a component of GDP is actually computing power/cost. A major part of the reported productivity gains for the past several years is due soley to the fact that the cost of computing power is way down.

      http://csf.colorado.edu/forums/longwaves/mar00/m sg 01401.html

      basically the GDP counts the cost of the computer as what it would have been in '95(?) terms.

      (ex. this compter we sell is four times as fast as one sold in 95, so it's GDP contribution is four times the '95 computer cost, regardless of the fact that the computer's $ cost is less)

    2. Re:Duh, Productivity = GDP/Hours Worked by good+soldier+svejk · · Score: 1
      Unfortunatly the formula is flawed, because a component of GDP is actually computing power/cost. A major part of the reported productivity gains for the past several years is due soley to the fact that the cost of computing power is way down.
      I actually meant this partially as a criticism of the formula, which Alan Greenspan's speeches have exalted to mythic proportions in recent years. Greenspan agrees with you on computing power's contribution to productivity, although I think he stresses communications advances more. I think the jury is still out on how much of the gain is electronics driven and how much is due to employment policies. Of course, the two are not unrelated, for obvious reasons.
      http://csf.colorado.edu/forums/longwaves/mar00/m sg 01401.html

      That link got me a 404 with a notice that John Maynard Keynes' General Theory of Employment, Interest, and Money was no longer available on the site. Too bad. I assume that is a Bono Act issue (He published it in 1936 IIRC).
      basically the GDP counts the cost of the computer as what it would have been in '95(?) terms. (ex. this compter we sell is four times as fast as one sold in 95, so it's GDP contribution is four times the '95 computer cost, regardless of the fact that the computer's $ cost is less)
      I don't think I agree with that statement. Only a portion of that increased power is exploited. Office computers running Word and POP for instance exploit very little of their increased power. I don't know what the increased contribution of computing is, but I doubt it is directly proportional to the increase in raw computing power.
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  58. Chinese by rawshark · · Score: 5, Informative

    I am Chinese, and I have the following things to say about the "Crisis = Danger + Opportunity" link.

    First of all, the guy's handwriting is Not Very Good, or at least he was writing in a calligraphic style which I've never seen before :). It took me quite some time to parse the writing. You can see a better version of the word here:
    http://www.mandarintools.com/faq.html#crisi s

    That same page says that the story about "crisis equals danger + opportunity" is not true. "Danger" and "Opportunity" were not the original meanings of those characters. The web page does not say, and I do not know, what the original meanings are. I speculate that "Danger" originally meant "guarded" or "careful" and "Opportunity" originally meant "craft, intelligence", but don't quote me on that.

    I am inclined to agree with the web page and place this under the "interesting coincidences of the language which are taken way out of proportion" category.

    1. Re:Chinese by FRiC · · Score: 1

      Indeed, you can't take a Chinese word that's composed of multiple characters and split them up into individual characters and take the meanings of the characters separately.

      The Chinese characters "wei ji" as described on that website does mean crisis, but the word for opportunity is actually "ji hui". "Wei" by itself is a root word for danger, but it's not used alone. "Ji" by itself doesn't mean anything.

      In fact, I've never heard of this crisis/opportunity expression before, and without looking at that website I wouldn't have been able to figure out what words this expression refers to.

    2. Re:Chinese by zapwaffle · · Score: 1

      According to an expert to whom I am closely related (okay, my wife - who is ethnic Chinese), the meaning is closer to "an opportunity to get into danger".

      Equating the Chinese translation otherwise is like saying "breakfast" is a martial arts skill (split a board quickly).

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    3. Re:Chinese by (void*) · · Score: 2
      Actually, I am also Chinese, and I can say that is valid way to parse that word couplet. It also impresses upon one the right attitude, and may be more literally apt for the point he is making.


      Cut the guy some slack willya?

  59. I'm dead wood, but they can't fire me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Me too! I don't do anything I don't feel like doing. US government jobs rock!

    Too bad for you white boys!

    1. Re:I'm dead wood, but they can't fire me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What happens to your colored ass when we all emigrate to another country that doesn't tax us to death?

      Where will your statist ass get tax revenues to keep you in the lifestyle you are accustomed to?

  60. Managing for the Long Term by HardCase · · Score: 2
    I work for a very large semiconductor company. The last time (and only time) that there were any layoffs here was in the mid 1980's.


    Obviously things are pretty tough in this industry right now, so there is definitely no hiring going on here. That means that if somebody quits, the rest of us have to pick up the slack. I'm not complaining, mind you, because, as LiamRandall said, I'm also happy to have a job.


    I think that the interesting thing about this company is that when times are flush, they don't hire willy-nilly. Every proposed position is scrutinized to make sure that a new hire is really needed. Generally, that means that even in good times the rate of hiring is not all that high, yet this is an 18,000 employee company. The executives here make no bones about the fact that they are managing the company looking ahead 5 to 10 years, not one or two quarters. That also means that they recognize that the high tech industry runs in cycles and to lay off employees means playing catch-up in terms of training and hiring when the low cycle ends.


    So, for the near term, as the tech economy slumps, we work harder to deal with attrition, but when the economy recovers (as it will), we'll be a step ahead of other companies that have to scramble to hire and train new employees. The obvious consequence is that the stock price takes a beating because it appears that we aren't being as "proactive" as other short-term managed companies in reducing costs.


    -h-

  61. overhired then, focused now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    My company, like a lot of companies, actually overhired in 1999 and 2000, and we were trying to do a wide range of things to open new business. When the ax fell (about a 30% cut in headcount) I looked down the list of people leaving and I didnt have any idea what most of them even did (and I thought I knew everyone and every project).

    Now that we are a smaller company, we are more focused. There is too much work to do, but I feel that we are doing the highest priority things rather than flailing on so many projects.

  62. Well... by hey! · · Score: 2

    in these turbulent times do you find yourself rising to the challenge or being overloaded with responsibility?

    I suppose that if by the phrasing of the question you mean to imply in comparison to the pre dot-com bust period the answer is no. I've always given 100%, so nobody can ask more of me. Good times or bad, if you are the go-to guy (not the goto guy) you can have all the responsibility you can handle. What's different now is that if I left my job, I can count on being unemployed for a long period.

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  63. Move away from tech altogether by sabinm · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I don't think that it is such a bad idea. I was laid off from a job (I don't blame the employer, i know I was dead wood and not the best.) I decided to move away from tech altogether. A better question is "How many people realized that there are unlimited opportunities to use you skills besides coding/admining/project managing/hardware devel. Serious. I had a very good friend, who had the brain the size of a small satelite who was laid off from hp. He designed high end micropocessors for hp/s multi processor iron boxes. He's going back to school now to get his masters in EE ( he was recruited in his sophomore year) While I decided to go the way of the anti-geek. Go figure. Anyway, how many decided to get out of tech altogether (be honest) because you didn't cut it, or you found something more fulfilling?

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    1. Re:Move away from tech altogether by crazyphilman · · Score: 1

      Getting out of tech is a good idea whether you're good at your job or not. I don't mean you should stop being a programmer -- I didn't (I'm still a senior programmer/analyst). But I think you should get out of capital-"T" Tech (read: private technology companies).

      Slashdotters, think it over: find a job in state or federal government, where if you're any good at all you'll be appreciated (promoted, taken care of) and you can actually enjoy the kind of life our parents and grandparents knew. Why work for these rotten tech firms? They just abuse and take advantage of you. Go civil service, where you'll be appreciated.

      If you don't think your skills are strong enough, pick up a skilled trade like plumbing or electrical -- you can do civil service there, too, and pick up some contracting work on the side.

      Or, go back to academia and try for tenure. That works too, and in some states, those jobs are protected by unions and have civil-service like benefits.

      You don't have to work for private industry. You don't have to be a slave to a bunch of greedy capitalists. There are other ways to live.

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    2. Re:Move away from tech altogether by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Slashdotters, think it over: find a job in state or federal government, where if you're any good at all you'll be appreciated (promoted, taken care of) and you can actually enjoy the kind of life our parents and grandparents knew.

      Couple of problems:

      1. Government work involves a lot of red tape and meandering politics that tend to be anti-merit.

      2. The government is shrinking right now due to tax revenue shortfalls. Only military and security seem to be expanding.

      3. The gov hiring process is biased toward recent grads because the unions save the good (high) positions for their own members. It is massive age-bias. Surprisingly, a big lawsuit over it has yet to come.

      4. The gov(s) is moving more to oursourcing, meaning the jobs are still going to cheaper foriegners.

      5. Gov technology lags behind.

      True, if you can get in and learn to tolerate the jerkocracy there, then you will have more job security than private sector. I would note that gov job satisfaction surveys often don't point very high.

    3. Re:Move away from tech altogether by crazyphilman · · Score: 1

      (responding to a critique of my points vis-a-vis government jobs):

      I'm sure this is how people in private industry view government positions, but the view is a lot better from in here, if you catch my drift. Taking your points one by one, with no animosity (honest):

      "1. Government work involves a lot of red tape and meandering politics that tend to be anti-merit."

      Well, the part about red tape is true, but sometimes that's a blessing in disguise; it buys time in a pinch. I haven't seen any meandering politics, but then, I'm in IT, and most of the staff here are pretty cool. Most people just want to be left alone with their work. I dont' know if that's true in ALL agencies, but it's true in mine.

      "2. The government is shrinking right now due to tax revenue shortfalls. Only military and security seem to be expanding."

      True, BUT, they're still looking for IT people. Soon, they'll be replacing people who retire and leave vacancies. And, there are always a few people who want more money, and take off to private industry. A vacancy is a vacancy.

      "3. The gov hiring process is biased toward recent grads because the unions save the good (high) positions for their own members. It is massive age-bias. Surprisingly, a big lawsuit over it has yet to come."

      You misunderstand. Everyone has to ENTER civil service at the entry level; all promotions are from within. It doesn't bar older people; it bars people who aren't willing to pay their dues. ANYONE can enter the system at the entry point. You accept the initial status and you work your way up -- just like EVERYONE else who came before you. There's no discrimination involved.

      One nice thing is, our workers compete with their peers for promotions, taking examinations in which the three best scores are called for an interview. It's purely merit based, and purely within a specific peer group (i.e. you enter at GS-18, then GS-18s compete for GS-23 slots, GS-23s compete for GS-25 slots, and so on). It results in a system where a good programmer can work for the same employer (the state) for thirty or forty years, then retire -- i.e. his loyalty and his work are repaid fairly. Try finding THAT in private industry.

      It's similar to how the military works, if you think about it. You can't just walk into a recruiting office at 35 and say, "the dot-coms won't hire me anymore, so I'd like to start off as a Colonel, thanks." You have to start at Second Lieutenant just like everyone else. No one is special; everyone gets treated in exactly the same way (except for appointments, but those aren't strictly speaking civil service so I'm not counting them). One major difference is, the military WILL consider age in recruiting, and we don't. We welcome everyone.

      Wanna hear something funny? I hear this complaint a lot, mostly from consultants who are dismayed when they find out they can't just jump into a GS-25 when they're tired of consulting and want to score a pension. You either enter civil service the right way, and play fair, or you stay in private industry and take your chances.

      My favorite response to this sort of thing is the Aesop Fable about the Grasshopper and the Ant. Civil Service is the anthill, and we're all working hard and building up seniority and benefits. Consultant/grasshoppers are out in the world, making two or three times as much as us, but they pay a price -- they don't get to compete for the higher positions. It's all very fair, and totally on the up and up.

      "4. The gov(s) is moving more to oursourcing, meaning the jobs are still going to cheaper foriegners."

      Not exactly. Each agency maintains an internal IT staff which preserves and maintains the internal systems used by that agency. Outside consultants are called in to build specific projects, which are then handed off to internal staff for long-term maintenance. Government is smarter than you might imagine; it doesn't trust anything, and doesn't leave anything to chance. Every system has at least SOMEONE babysitting it, whether it was developed internally or not. Bet on it.

      "5. Gov technology lags behind. "

      Not MY gov. We're using some very current stuff here, and setting up some very interesting services for our citizens. I don't want to get into it; I don't know what has been announced, and it's not my call what should be described to people. But we're pretty fast on our feet.

      "True, if you can get in and learn to tolerate the jerkocracy there, then you will have more job security than private sector. I would note that gov job satisfaction surveys often don't point very high."

      My, oh, my, that's a biased statement. I haven't seen ANY "jerkocracy". Every person I've worked with here has been a complete professional, very elegant and completely cool. And, I don't know anyone who's really dissatisfied with his/her job; we're all pretty happy. We get a lot of training, we get to work with some really great tools, we're building socially significant systems that protect and serve the people of my state... What's not to love about it? And, what's a little bureaucracy? Do you think corporate America doesn't have any?

      Anyway, I hope you'll consider some of my responses here and give civil service a fairer shake. So what if we don't get paid as much as private industry? I think the balance of the positive things about it more than make up for the difference in pay.

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    4. Re:Move away from tech altogether by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      (* I'm sure this is how people in private industry view government positions, but the view is a lot better from in here, *)

      I have worked in and with multiple government agencies, including local. True, every agency is different. I am just comparing my observations there to the private sector.

      I vetoed staying with the gov early on because I was afraid they would "ruin" me for the private sector. Multiple employment sources talked about problems hiring ex-gov workers. It is just a *different culture* in there, without saying good or bad. I don't care that much about being ruined anymore after this nasty white-collar recession ruined everything anyhow. Now I can't get back in. The private sector ruins one for the gov also it seems.

      (* And, there are always a few people who want more money, and take off to private industry. *)

      The private sector is paying sh*t right now, if you can even find something. Perhaps security-related stuff is in demand, but the rest of IT is shot in the ass.

      (* You misunderstand. Everyone has to ENTER civil service at the entry level; all promotions are from within. *)

      Yes, but they tend to favor grads in selecting the candidates because they are afraid the older guys will be too move-up-happy. Also, they favor internal poeple by asking questions like, "are you familiar with government culture?"

      Besides, why *should* people start at the bottom when they have 10+ years of experience already? It is demeaning and frustrating.

      To me, it is age bias. Or more accurate, "anti-experience bias". The hyper-seniority system is out of step with the rest of the world anyhow. I hope Bush overhauls the thing, making it easier to come and go. The gov can use some rotating blood anyhow. Some of the people in there were too insular and comfortable in my observation.

    5. Re:Move away from tech altogether by crazyphilman · · Score: 1

      Your experience doesn't synch up with mine at all. I entered civil service when I was 31, after working in private industry for years. I accepted the entry-level position, "Senior Programmer/Analyst", partially because I was fed up with private industry and all the bullshit I was seeing happen, but also because I was tired of building systems whose only purpose was to get money from people. I wasn't just escaping the dot-com crash; I was escaping the emptiness of the whole endeavor. I wanted to do socially rewarding work, which benefitted other people without being tainted with a profit motive. But that's private, and personal, and I'm not going to describe my beliefs here. I'm talking to you about the basic fact that civil service jobs are possibly the last GOOD jobs in America, George Bush Jr's attempts at union busting notwithstanding.

      So, in answer to your question,

      [["why *should* people start at the bottom when they have 10+ years of experience already? It is demeaning and frustrating"]]

      I'd say two things:

      1. A "senior programmer analyst" position is HARDLY "the bottom"; it's just an entry point. You start at the entry point and work your way up from there.

      2. I think that maybe people who think entering at the correct entry point is "demeaning and frustrating" should put their egos away and seriously re-evaluate just how valuable their experience is in the private sector. If, as you say,

      [["The private sector is paying sh*t right now, if you can even find something. Perhaps security-related stuff is in demand, but the rest of IT is shot in the ass."]]

      then that Senior-Programmer-Analyst position isn't as bad as you're trying to portray it to be, is it? Beats the unemployment line, doesn't it? If private industry is in the shitter, then you lose NOTHING by swallowing your pride and starting over again in civil service. Besides, the people are nicer, the work benefits humanity, and you get to actually enjoy A LIFE because you don't have to work all the crazy overtime hours private industry demands (Again, these are the benefits of unionization, but I'm not going to drag out my soapbox here).

      So, in answer to your post, I think you're way, way off the mark. But I respect your difference of opinion; perhaps we'll "agree to disagree". ;)

      P.S. About your idea that increasing turnover in government staff is a good idea, I should point out that the reason the computer systems used by government agencies work so well and crash so rarely is that we keep our programmers for decades, so the person maintaining code is often the man who invented it, and new programmers can work with him for years, almost as if they were his apprentices. There's more continuity, which leads to much greater stability over time. I've met people here who started working with punch cards, who've been maintaining their systems for decades, and who are intimately familiar with almost every tool the state uses. You just don't see that in private industry very often. Maybe in Bell Labs or IBM, I don't know; but certainly not very often.

      It's something to think about. The turnover you're so enamored with only benefits consultants who like churn.

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    6. Re:Move away from tech altogether by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      I accepted the entry-level position, "Senior Programmer/Analyst"

      That does *not* sound like "entry level", but rather a middle-level at least.

      Do you have any tips for scoring high on the forms/interviews, BTW? What specifically are they looking for and what do they reject or are bothered by?

      Another thing, there is often a 6-month or more delay between the time you fill out an application and the time anything happens.

      And, Thanks for your viewpoint.

    7. Re:Move away from tech altogether by crazyphilman · · Score: 1

      "That does *not* sound like "entry level", but rather a middle-level at least." -- Tablizer

      In private industry it would be a pretty respectable position; it's entry level for the programmer track here in civil service. There used to be one lower than that, which was just "programmer" but now they pretty much start people at the more senior spot. At least that's what I've heard. Once upon a time, you went from "programmer" to "programmer/analyst" to "systems analyst" but now things are getting a little flatter. I'm not complaining. ;)

      "Do you have any tips for scoring high on the forms/interviews, BTW? What specifically are they looking for and what do they reject or are bothered by?"

      Well, having looked over a lot of resumes myself, one very strong point I'd make is DO NOT LIE. You'll get found out almost immediately -- the people reviewing resumes for civil service are not H/R, they're senior programming staff. Their bullshit detectors are top notch, and they resent being played for a fool, especially when they have to review dozens of resumes instead of working on their pet project. Another thing is, because people don't generally get fired from civil service, we're MUCH more careful who we hire. We go for someone with some meat on their bones, i.e. someone who actually knows something. If you've got solid experience, TELL US. We like to hear that kind of thing. Just don't try to fake it.

      Although we're a Microsoft shop, we don't penalize resumes for non-microsoft experience; most of us have done some work in Unix and Java, and we respect the skills required. I was a pure Linux/Java guy before I hired on, so obviously it didn't hurt me any. Having said that, if you know VB 6.0, and are familiar with IIS, MTS, and SQL Server, that would probably help you out a bit. Familiarity with N-Tier client-server will help a lot; most of our systems are along those lines. Knowledge of Oracle and PL-SQL is a plus, because we like Oracle... Of course, we're getting into .Net, so that might help, but don't focus on it. At best, it's an extra (for now).

      "Another thing, there is often a 6-month or more delay between the time you fill out an application and the time anything happens." -- Tablizer

      In state government you'll get a faster response, I think. I started getting calls after only 3 or 4 weeks. The interviews got wrapped up over two weeks and I was hired, just like that. I think you should look more towards the larger states with large, complex governments like New York, California, Florida, Texas, Illinois... Less populous areas might be different, and not require as much staff but by the same token, you might get a faster response there. Don't ignore them, of course, every state has an infrastructure, but the bigger, more heavy-duty ones offer more jobs I suspect.

      "And, Thanks for your viewpoint."

      Thank you, too. This has been pretty interesting. You seem kind of sharp. Don't be disheartened by not getting into civil service the first time out, there are a lot of budget problems going on in several states, some have hiring freezes, etc... Sooner or later, they're going to have to fill vacant positions. Keep your eye on the "public sector" part of hotjobs, which is where I found my job, and on your state's larger newspaper (e.g. the New York Times instead of the Rockland Journal News, for instance) for ads announcing positions, and you'll be able to apply when they open up.

      --
      Farewell! It's been a fine buncha years!
  64. The opportunity... by Damek · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Do you love your job? A lot of slashdotters are bound to say they do, if they work with computers, so let me rephrase that - do you love your employer? Do you go to work each day because you love what your company does and you want to devote your life to forwarding their mission? If so, fine, then buckle in and do the extra work because you're working towards a goal you believe in.

    If, however, you don't care too much what your company does, and you just need a salary, a paycheck - then why do you do it? You just need the salary, the paycheck, to pay bills and buy necessities, right? And to purchase some entertainment from time to time?

    Then why do you need to pay those bills? OK, so you want some electricity. You need to eat. You want to enjoy some entertainment now and then. How much of this can you provide yourself? And how much entertainment (movies, DVDs, vegging out to TV, buying new CDs) do you *need*? I mean, do you buy any of this stuff to counteract stress from work? Then wouldn't structuring your life differently result in less need for entertainment?

    So learn to become more self-reliant for those things. Grow some of your own food if you can. Install some solar panels, use an energy co-op instead of an energy company, learn some trade skills, the sorts of things that people need to build the necessities of life.

    I'm not saying go back to the trees. I'm not even saying do everything I say. I'm just tossing out food for thought...

    I think many people have a job they don't like just because they think "that's the way things are, that's the nature of work - work is dull and hard, a necessary responsibility." But I think work should enrich the spirit - work should not be that thing you have to do so that you can live when you get off work. Work should be your life! You should enjoy it! If you don't enjoy your work, the answer is not "well, I gotta earn a paycheck somehow". It should be "ok, so I don't enjoy my current employment - what might I enjoy instead?"

    1. Re:The opportunity... by Linux+Ate+My+Dog! · · Score: 1

      If, however, you don't care too much what your company does, and you just need a salary, a paycheck - then why do you do it? You just need the salary, the paycheck, to pay bills and buy necessities, right? And to purchase some entertainment from time to time?

      No, I work because if I don't, the USA will throw me out of the country for being a goshdarn furriner, and furriners need to be working while they are being processed or they get thrown out, and I do not want to leave my U.S. partner and my U.S. house.

      Otherwise I'd quit in a heartbeat once my partner has a steady stream of income again, and look for something else to do.

    2. Re:The opportunity... by Anitra · · Score: 1

      Ok, I don't enjoy being a piss-poor student paying to work 10 hour days, so what should I do with my life? Oh wait, I don't have ANY assets, so I can't even grow some food or have a place to live.

      Once this year of school is over (yes, I'm still living in the dorms), I am SOL if I can't find a job. I only have enough money to EITHER put a downpayment on a used car OR pay a few month's rent.

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      Have you read the Moderation Guidelines Addendum?
    3. Re:The opportunity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, I work because if I don't, the USA will throw me out of the country for being a goshdarn furriner, and furriners need to be working while they are being processed or they get thrown out, and I do not want to leave my U.S. partner and my U.S. house.

      That is my house and my job you STOLE! Go back to India! We don't want you. Only greedy bastard corporations want you.

      Lock the fucking gates!!!!

      --unemployeed and reeeaaally pissed--

    4. Re:The opportunity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two words for you: "health care".

    5. Re:The opportunity... by Linux+Ate+My+Dog! · · Score: 1

      Netherlands.

      And I paid for the house. And the INS made sure I earned the job. Trust me.

  65. It's an economist thang..... by airrage · · Score: 2

    It's fairly obtuse how an economist defines productivity -- versus the purely technical definition. If 1/2 the chicken can produce double their output, each chicken is more productive. However, the downside, of course, is that the chicken dies in six months. Run your car at 85 all the time, you cut it's life span in half. From a technical perspective -- and I argue this with my boss all the time -- we are actually LESS productive. Mostly, due in part, to the fact each person is no longer working vertically -- but horizontally. A knower of all things -- master of none.

    But you all may disagree...

    --
    "This isn't a study in computer science, its a study in human behavior"
  66. And yet you still have time to post to Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmm. I wonder how much more productive your company would be if it laid off all the employees that had time to post to Slashdot.

    I'm self-employed, what's your excuse?

  67. My Experience by Beatnick · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My company promoted some to VP status and then laid off several folks my level to compensate for their increase in pay. Our work level has tripled and our SLAs are really starting to show the strain. No one wants to bat for us when it comes to raises or discuss the killer schedules. I'm working every weekend until the end of January. My family doesn't understand but are coping. They state that I'm too valuable to lose but I cannot take much more of the load. There are some individuals here I would classify as friends but my loyalty in staying is really running thin lately. You wanted my 2 cents worth and experiences.

  68. Slack is necessary by wka · · Score: 2, Informative
    The book Slack: Getting past burnout, busywork and the myth of total efficiency was reviewed on /. just last month.

    A blurb from the book quoted in the review:

    To most companies, efficiency means profits and growth. But what if your 'efficient' company - the one with the reduced headcount and the 'stretch' goals -- is actually slowing down and losing money? What if your employees are burning out doing the work of two or more people, leaving them no time for planning, prioritizing, or even lunch? What if your super-efficient company is suddenly falling behind?

    Read the review for more info.

  69. Employees vs Shareholders vs 401K by dpilot · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Not me. I recognize that my 401K is a long-term thing, and I don't mess with it. Sometimes it's up, sometimes it's down. But in the long run, I seem to make out about the same as or slightly better than coworkers who constantly tweak theirs.

    So you may not be talking about 401K owners themselves, but rather the folks who run the 401K for the companies - essentially more of the short-term thinkers we disparage.

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    The living have better things to do than to continue hating the dead.
  70. The real opportunity by Damek · · Score: 1

    (in fewer words than my last rambling post)

    The real opportunity would be for all these frustrated overworked workers to get together and say, "What can we do together, for each other, instead of for somebody else?"

    But that'll never happen...

  71. expanding skill sets by rayrayrayrayrayray · · Score: 1

    As a product manager who sits squarely between IT and business, I know absolutely that the last year has seen my game improve dramatically. I'm somewhat of a wannabe coder anyway, so for me it's been a great, though very taxing opportunity to step up my skill sets.
    Specifically, the external forces of an imploding market have resulted in a necessary bleeding of domain expertise, really on both sides. Whereas I understand large scale development way better than I did a year ago, most engineers in my company have a much better feel for the business end. They probably weren't as enthusiastic about learning that stuff as I was about learning code design, but we communicate way better now.

  72. Extra hats... by Dinosaur+Neil · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I was an "Automation Analyst" for a mainframe-based system a few years back, when upper management decided that they could "fix" all our IT problems by outsourcing the datacenter (our management was always 5-10 years behind on the business trend curve). When this was announced, almost a third of the datacenter staff bailed right away (the severence packages they offered were pretty insubstantial unless you were a lifer). Those that remained were interviewed by the outsourcing company and offered jobs or the option of waiting it out until the cut-off.

    My ex-boss (one of the first to bail) offered me a position at his new gig, and I negotiated what I thought was the best of both worlds; I would continue to work my old job until the cut-off, collect severance, then go and work for my ex-boss at a substantial increase in pay.

    It seemed like a good idea at the time.

    What followed was six months of hell. Because my background included a little bit of everything, instead of just doing my job for those six months, I did my job, I helped out in operations, I helped out tech support (including network, security, and some really nasty legacy systems), and when I wasn't otherwise occupied, I worked with the outsourcers explaining where the bodies were buried. I developed insomnia, a nervous twitch and grey hair (in my 30's!) by the time I and the rest of the hold-outs were finally laid off and the outsourcing company officially took over.

    On the plus side, it was a good kick in the metaphorical seat; because of that little trauma I finally got up off my duff and finished my BS and now I'm working on my masters.

    Though I do still take a little guilty pleasure when I hear from former coworkers about the stunningly bad job the outsourcing company has been doing...

    --
    "I'm a scientist! I don't think, I observe!" - Dr. Clayton Forrester
  73. Priorities are determined by management by jcknox · · Score: 1

    The dot com I worked at (e-bode.com) was a really small company. We had 2 rounds of layoffs. The first got 2 developers and 2 accountants. The last got the systems administrator and 2 developers, leaving the CEO, CFO, COO, CTO, 1 clerk, and 1 developer. If the last developer hadn't been working on an already-sold component, he'd probably be gone too.

    To the CTO's defense: He's a great developer as well, and I suspect he's working a lot of OT coding.

  74. well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    in these turbulent times do you find yourself rising to the challenge or being overloaded with responsibility? Is your to-do list growing exponentially? What new work are you faced with and how are you dealing with it?

    Don't ask me, I'm unemployed.

  75. More dropouts! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fewer Employees + Same Work = Higher Productivity + More dropouts!

  76. Corporate America is filled with sycophants by aCheshireCat · · Score: 2, Insightful

    People keep talking about how grateful they are about still having a job, etc., but what it really comes down to is holding on to jobs by snitching on coworkers, and doing crappy work at the behest of their pimps --err-- managers. It feels terrible. Sure you keep your job, but the effects linger beyond the period of scarce job opportunities. Once the famine is over you find yourself continuing to do crappy work. The whole experience is poisonous to the pursuit of excellence, which is crucial to personal job satisfaction.

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    I am a virus, put me in your .sig
  77. Re:"Fewer Employees + Same Work = Higher Productiv by haa...jesus+christ · · Score: 1

    Keep in mind the only true equality on slashdot:

    michael = asshat

    i'm happy to see that my campaign is now rubbing off on the mighty one himself.

  78. Satisfied employee by Caltheos · · Score: 1

    I just recently got back into the workforce after doing odd jobs like delivering pizza and selling sell phones. I actually got a respectable salary and the workload isn't to hard. The company i'm working for is actually in the process of hiring, being a physical security company and all that. I was a bit leary about working for a startup but there is a lot of potential in this untapped section of the market. Now I shall see about those benefits soon enough =) holiday season approaches.

    --
    We've secretely replaced the Enterprise's dilithium crystals with Folgers crystals. Lets see if they notice.
  79. Old Old Trick by Etrigan_696 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is an old trick. Happened to my dad several times in the 80s (luckily, he was one of the ones that was left in the shop to do the work of two employees the company just laid off)
    I'm not a reflex "Proud To Be Union"-bumper-sticker-posting moron, but Corporate Greed is the greatest of those two evils.
    Corporate Greed knowns no shame. And since Enron, it knows no fear. Sure - this happened in the past, but they (being greedy corporate officers) had to at least hide it - which made it less noticable or insulting. Airlines in the 80s did similar things on a smaller scale. Today we have CEOs that lay-off thousands of employees just to "make the company more 'nimble'" (Jack Welsh, of General Electric) who then -on the way to his retirement mansion- starts stuffing his pockets with money while asking "You don't mind, do you?"

    So - here's a bit of help for the greedy corporate butt-pirates out there:
    Don't hire anyone to a permanent position. Get all your employees as contractors or, better yet, as "temps".
    If possible, hire half to 2/3rds the employees you need, and then guilt/guile/corral/cajole them into doing the work of two people. Make it well known that they need the paycheck more than you need the job done.
    Don't forget to line your pockets.
    Make sure your HR person knows how to write the job description you post so that you can easily tell the few experienced applicants that they are overqualified (read that as "cost too much") and make the other applicants feel inferior, so they feel lucky to have the job, don't complain, and work harder for less money.
    Quality? Fuck it. Honesty? Laugh at that, then fuck it. Quantity? Fuck it too. Employee moral? Fuck that hard. Money? Money is god. And you, being the High Priest, cannot suffer to allow anyone other than you to have god. So make sure you take god away from them and put god back in the temple (your pocket) where it belongs.

    Oh shit, there goes the Karma.....

    1. Re:Old Old Trick by BeeShoo · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, at least you aren't bitter ;-)

    2. Re:Old Old Trick by Tackhead · · Score: 2
      > Corporate Greed knowns no shame. And since Enron, it knows no fear.

      Huh? Enron was annihilated, and when they went down, they took Arthur Andersen with them.

      I'd say those who practice dodgy accounting are terrified, and rightfully so.

      My only concern is that the burden of compliance on companies with clean accounting may become so high that the end result is a minor, but long-term, drain on the productivity of everyone else.

      > Today we have CEOs that lay-off thousands of employees just to "make the company more 'nimble'" (Jack Welsh, of General Electric) who then -on the way to his retirement mansion- starts stuffing his pockets with money while asking "You don't mind, do you?"

      You make a valid point for some companies, but I don't think GE's one of them. Look at GE's market cap during Welch's tenure. Unlike those who artificially inflated the numbers and cooked the books (Enron, Worldcon), Welch did add bigtime shareholder value during his tenure at GE, and he more than earned his package.

      I'll grant that GE may have lower long-term earnings growth in the years to come due to the strain on pension liabilities from the 3-year bear market. But I fail to see how anyone can make a case that the bear market is Welch's fault.

      And finally, it's moot - because Welch gave up much of his package for the sake of some good PR for his former employer. I'll point out again that it demonstrates not corruption, but Welch's continued commitment (even when no longer required to have any such commitment) to GE's shareholder value.

      There are scumbags out there, but Welch isn't one of 'em.

    3. Re:Old Old Trick by Etrigan_696 · · Score: 2

      Maybe I didn't make my point clear. My point isn't showing "profit" or not...My point is that many corporations show no shame in what they do to make a profit. Jack Welsh in particular RUINED many workers just to bump up that profit a smidgen.
      Henry Ford figured something out back in the 30s - your employees eventually become your customers. Money (in the "Strong Economy" sense) doesn't come from nowhere. "Shareholder Value" comes from the fact that there is an economy out there that supports the products that GE makes (aircraft engines, light bulbs, etc. etc.). That strong economy comes from middle class workers. Jack Welsh had a history of laying off middle class workers, cutting their salary, shutting down plants and moving jobs elsewhere.
      And yes, there are scumbags out there, and yes, Jack Welsh is close to the top of the heap.

      Shareholders aren't the ones that make america go - it's the guy out there in the hangar twisting the wrench that makes america go. If he looses his job, his 401K isn't shit.
      Shareholder Value is the least of my worries. I want to make sure my son has dinner tonight!

    4. Re:Old Old Trick by hyperturbopete · · Score: 1

      > > Corporate Greed knowns no shame.
      > > And since Enron, it knows no fear.

      > Huh? Enron was annihilated, and when they went
      > down, they took Arthur Andersen with them.

      Yup, the company died and shareholders lost tons of money. Guess where that money went?

      With a few exceptions, the "logic" of the decision-makers at the top was handsomely rewarded, and continues to be.

    5. Re:Old Old Trick by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 2

      Typical prolectariat mindset. The lineworkers are what makes the product, the rest are bit players. Move to Cuba, communista. No, a company is an organism or an army. Its job is to dominate their economic niche. That requires good management as well as good workers. They are all valuable, including the shareholders which provide the capital to grow. Ford's epiphany was relevant to his industry and his era. Oracle does not expect their employees to become their customers, nor does Boeing or Northrup/Grumman. The problem is not the "scumbags" like Welch (which BTW, I do not consider him worthy of the top ten corporate robber barons). The scumbags are maximizing their bank account; they merely are in a better position to do it than the line worker. No, the problem is the lineworker, because he/she are f**king morons. So stupid, they do not understand that Welch cannot get his perks, high salary, or move factories without his job, which is in the hands of the Company's Board, who's officers he helps appoint. That guys like Skilling cannot "bust-out" companies like Enron without the criminal complicity of the accounting company which he hired. There is a weapon that the lineworker has to make sure that these Mafiosa CEOs cannot subvert the regulatory mechanisms in place to prevent workers from losing their jobs and 401Ks. And last week, they elected people who will continue to aid the CEO in their fraud and oppression of the worker. (Unbelievable!) Don't believe me? Who was the Chairman of the SEC, and who currently is? How will putting Republicans in control of both legislative houses encourage hearings to expose economic corruption from the people who spend billions to get them in that position? What is the significance of these questions? Life does not have the obligation to make the dumbasses' life easier or more fair. The only reason you think otherwise was that your dumbass parents told you so. Here's a clue, stop being a dumbass.

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      There is no America. There is no democracy. There is only IBM and AT&T and DuPont, Dow, General Electric, and Exxon
    6. Re:Old Old Trick by the_womble · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Even better make sure that:

      1. Customers are locked in to you so your revenues do not suffer, or
      2. Customers do not notice a deterioration in what you are supplying for some time afterwards, or
      3. People only buy your product or service for the brand so the drop in quality does not matter anyway.
      The first two work well in financial services. It takes customers a long time to notice is an investment portfolio is underperforming (2) or what a nuisance moving a currrent (checking) account is (1). The last works well for things like over priced clothing etc. The first is the most applicable to IT but some people (e.g. MS, other big names) do manage (3) quite nicely.
    7. Re:Old Old Trick by Etrigan_696 · · Score: 2

      "Typical prolectariat mindset"

      You mean Proletariat. And no, it's not. It's long been something taught in economics courses that the way to judge the prosperity of a nation is to look at the size of its middle class.

      "Move to Cuba, communista"

      There's not a single communist ideea in what I said. It's capitalism at it's best, you brain-dead troll. If no one can afford a refridgerator, will the people who own stock in a refridgerator manufacturer prosper? No.

      "They are all valuable, including the shareholders which provide the capital to grow"

      Real capital to grow comes from profit. Capital to BEGIN comes from investors. There's a difference. After a company is turning a profit and doing well in it's economic niche as you put it, the shareholders are mostly superfluous.

      "Oracle does not expect their employees to become their customers, nor does Boeing or Northrup/Grumman. "

      Oracle's employees get payed a wage. With that wage they buy things from a store. That store needs to keep track of it's inventory with a databse - so, they go buy an oracle database.
      Similarly, Boeing's customers are airlines. Boeing employees get paid and want to take the family to disneyworld. So, he buys four tickets on Delta to go from Seattle to Orlando.
      To add to that, Wal-Mart has to have product shipped to them, so they use a Boeing plane. Boeing has to have databases to manage their business, so they buy oracle. Oracle employees like to go to disneyworld too, so they buy tickets from delta.
      It's called Capitalism, you troll! Henry Ford was just one of the first guys to see the interconnections.

      "No, the problem is the lineworker, because he/she are f**king morons."

      The lineworkers are a problem; quite often they are lazy, stupid and union-guarded. I didn't say I had the answer, but I did imply that stealing isn't a way to fix it.

      "And last week, they elected people who will continue to aid the CEO in their fraud and oppression of the worker. (Unbelievable!) Don't believe me? Who was the Chairman of the SEC, and who currently is? How will putting Republicans in control of both legislative houses encourage hearings to expose economic corruption from the people who spend billions to get them in that position?"

      OH MY GOD! and anti-labor Democrat? WTF huh? Or are you one of those insane, gibbering, strict Libertarians? I used to be one of those, till I realized that the idea just plain ol won't work.
      Why did you have to drag politics into this?

      "Life does not have the obligation to make the dumbasses' life easier or more fair"

      No, but our government has an obligation to protect its citizens from criminals. It's printed on the side of quite a few Police cars, you know.

      "The only reason you think otherwise was that your dumbass parents told you so. Here's a clue, stop being a dumbass."

      Uhm - Huh? No...The reason I think this is because I lost quite a bit of money to one particular ...what did I call them? Corporate Butt-Pirate. over 450 people lost jobs just to "Make the Company more 'nimble'" - What the fuck does that mean?

      Here's a clue to you: Stop being a troll.

  80. Are there really fewer IT jobs? by rayd75 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'll be the first to admit that the market is tougher than it was a couple of years ago but is it really because there are fewer jobs? My experience has been that the number of jobs is the same but the ones out there are less desirable. Suddenly every entry in the classifieds is asking for a CCNE, MSCE, and a master's degree regardless of the skill level. Additionally everything is being contracted out and often requires enormous amounts of travel. I just turned down a 20K raise because I didn't want to be away from my fiancée for three weeks out of the month. In any case, I can only hope that companies will suffer because of the outsourcing trend and realize the value of retaining highly-intelligent, well-trained individuals that are actually familiar with their specific business and goals.

  81. Crisis? by facundo · · Score: 1

    Just come to DC! here if you have a security clearance that's all you need to get a job now.

    And now with all the Republicans and their Homeland Defense Department that is going to grow.

    Hey! and the good thing is that your job is going to be so secret that not even you boss knows that you do, so you can do nothing!

  82. The other half of the equation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work at a company that was started after the bubble burst, with hope that the economy would rebound quickly. Oddly enough, we're still in business thanks to continued infusions of cash from our angel investors, but the "donations" have been cut, we have a product out, and our staff is only two employees larger than it was this time last year. All because no one is buying anything.

    So, the other side of this dilemma is being someplace with the promise that the company would grow, but instead finding out that you'll have to take on all the additional work that comes from releasing a product, supporting it, continually moving toward the next release, and at a reduced salary. In our case, we never had the extra people to lay off!

    It's equally demoralizing. We were supposed to have help by now.

  83. My old company's policy by nath_o_brien · · Score: 1

    My old company's policy when everyone left was "oh, Nathan will do it." I ended up picking up the slack when everyone left or was encouraged to leave until I was doing the work of four or five people on the pay of one person, working 14 hours days and still getting very, very behind.

    After a couple of months, "Nathan *did* do it" - it being quitting. I earn about half or what I used to but I work half the time too and have a much better quality of life so it hasn't been a bad compromise.

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    - Welcome the coming of the New World Odour
  84. layoff strategies by Lxy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    One thing that really bothers me is that layoffs are done by upper management. Some guy with his tie constricting him in an office miles away decides that employee A isn't "company material" and axes him. Upper manager doesn't even know who employee A is. All the people working with employee A talk about what a mistake it was to lay him off. Those who should go stay, and those who should stay go. I propose bringing layoffs down to the employee level.

    Rather than making shots in the dark, why not use a survivor-style method of getting rid of people? Why not have tribal council once a week to vote someone off? That would give a person motivation to find themselves useful, otherwise those around the person would give the axe. Justice in its finest form, sounds good to me.

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    There is no reasonable defense against an idiot with an agenda
    :wq
    1. Re:layoff strategies by Nonesuch · · Score: 1
      Lxy writes:
      One thing that really bothers me is that layoffs are done by upper management. Some guy with his tie constricting him in an office miles away decides that employee A isn't "company material" and axes him. Upper manager doesn't even know who employee A is.
      Really? I've never seen it done that way. Generally, managers are given a target in terms of $$$ or total headcount, and choose who to fire from their direct reports.

      Upper management doesn't know employees by name, they just know that they need to reduce the headcount (salary+benefits+overhead) cost for a particular department by some dollar figure. Having the CEO/VP downsize by picking who to terminate by name is micromanagement carried to a ludicrous extreme.

      The department directors and managers know who among their direct reports they can afford to fire to meet their target $$$ figure without paralyzing their department...

      Rather than making shots in the dark, why not use a survivor-style method of getting rid of people? Why not have tribal council once a week to vote someone off? That would give a person motivation to find themselves useful, otherwise those around the person would give the axe. Justice in its finest form, sounds good to me.
      Great, now your job depends on making all of your cow-orkers like you. So "Sally the office slut" keeps her job, and meanwhile the slacker faction will "vote off" anybody whose high productivity makes them look bad.

      Just what we need, even more "office politics" with even more immediate consequences if you do not play the game.

    2. Re:layoff strategies by smack_attack · · Score: 2

      So instead of everyone working hard to do their job, everyone works hard to make everyone else think they are working hard. Brilliant, where can I sign up?

    3. Re:layoff strategies by jeko · · Score: 1

      I know you mean well, but you just wrote an algorithm for producing the most vicious form of corporate political games imaginable.

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  85. Higher productivity for now... by sterno · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What happens is that they make a bunch of layoffs and in the short run their productivity goes up because the same amount of work is being done by less people. While that is true, this is a temporary phenomenon. What ends up happening is that people, who are now overworked, begin looking for other opportunities. In a tight market these may be hard to find, but they'll begin to trickle in.

    Companies who don't overwork their employees in this manner will find that it's easier for them to find top notch talent as people seek to jump ship from companies that do overwork them. The companies who do overwork their employees discover in the meantime that they have a number of key defections and that these people end up being replaced by less qualified people, becuase the best people won't put up with them. So they go out and hire more people because the less qualified people can't do the job as effectively as one qualified person.

    So, they eventually end up with a large work force, some of whom have, in the mean time, become quite good at their jobs. Then they realize that they've now got all this dead weight again. Layoffs happen.

    Wash. Rinse. Repeat.

    Smart companies show their employees some loyalty in the bad times because it will be reciprocated in the good times. This leads to an overall more qualified and stable staff. That leads to increased productivity in the long run.

    or so my theory goes...

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    1. Re:Higher productivity for now... by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      and in the short run their productivity goes up because the same amount of work is being done by less people. While that is true, this is a temporary phenomenon.

      This is true. They are probably going to eventually burn out or somehow move on to something more comfortable. It is kinda like getting extra gas milage by burning the oil (lubricant) also. In the short term it works, but in the long run it ruins the engine.

      Just how long this happens until it goes back to a more natural pace, who knows. Will the desparation and fear of the remaining staff cause them to get used to the stress and learn to live with it? Or will they someday just burst? Or will they eventually slow down their pace and stop caring what happens to them?

      However, this new phenomanon should be a warning to Save Save and Save when things are going well. Job security is mostly dead. Thus people should focus on financial security instead, and this means Save Save Save. (To the tune of Balmer's "developers developers developers".)

      From the article: One consolation that those burdened with ghost work won't see is cash....some employers are recognizing the need for...."recession perks.".... many that had adopted cheap, creative ideas....and rewards some with front-row parking.

      That is an easy one, since there are not enough employees to fill the other parking rows anyhow.

  86. It's tough, I'm glad I like my job by Anthony+Boyd · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Well, one of my employees and /. regular, Mr. eDrugtrader, could probably comment at a developer level, and we'll see if he gets up early enough to see this post and comment. But I know that from a management perspective, while we're fairly productive with what we do, we have also had to say "no" to a massive number of projects, including projects that came from the CEO or were marked "necessary." Everyone is frustrated -- our CEO has huge plans, but he doesn't have the staff to do it. Or at least, things are getting done at a snail's pace. One of my employees has a backlog of about 2 years of projects -- great for job security, but it can be frustrating and overwhelming. Here are some bits of the fallout:

    • Because resources are scarce, people get nasty in their efforts to trump eachother. If two projects are "urgent" and only one can get done, I have to deal with people running to the CEO and complaining, and often using seniority to force the issue ("I'm a VP, so screw all the Directors asking for your time").
    • Because projects are under scrutiny, there is little tolerance for side projects. I know that one of my employees hates the project he's on, and would love to squeeze in even a few 4-hour quick-fix fun projects, but the company counts hours too tightly now. I wish I could fix this, but when you have meeting after meeting to agree on the priorities, there is a point where you make your commitments and have to do what you agreed to do.
    • While we may be productive short-term, long-term people get frustrated. They get jealous if they see another group gets our time, and they get jealous if they see one group getting to hire a new employee while everyone else cuts back. The employees get tired of having their time micromanaged. Inefficiencies in scheduling and production are highlighted.
    • Finally, although my current job hasn't gotten nasty like this (whew!), I've had experiences at other companies where the overloaded employees who miss deadlines get blamed for EVERYTHING. I've been that employee. It is NOT fun, not good, and a sure sign that it's time to leave. For instance, I can almost guarantee that the employees at Actuate Software are feeling that pressure right now -- highly competitive company, with plently of people willing to scream and blame others like mad. Which only makes a tough situation worse.
    1. Re:It's tough, I'm glad I like my job by constantnormal · · Score: 2

      Be thankful you're in a company that has its own IT organization, and not part of an outsourced IT group.

      In the outsourced (i.e., contractor) case, you can NEVER refuse work on the grounds that you don't have the people, skills, or any grounds whatsoever. So you end up doing work (poorly) that you lack the skillset to do, on projects that are undocumented and systems you know nothing about, with a degree of understaffing that is ludicrous.

      Of course, the end result is crap, but it's crap that you get paid for -- at least over the short haul.

      In the longer term, you only breed customer dissatisfaction and unwillingness to pay for more crap. Which of course leads directly back to that same result, less business and mass layoffs.

      I believe that the best way to preserve one's own existence is to know a lot of areas at a serviceable (but not excellent!) level. This way you maximize the number of opportunities for work, and yet are not so highly valued/respected so as to pull down the high salary that is as much a bulls-eye for budget-cutters as is the stain of raw untrained potential represented by those who are new to the profession.

      Mediocrity is where it's at. Just look at what it's done for those in management.

    2. Re:It's tough, I'm glad I like my job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please. You had the chance to hire another employee and you didn't take it. Don't complain that your workers are overworked when you could have solved the situtation.

    3. Re:It's tough, I'm glad I like my job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Please. You had the chance to hire another employee and you didn't take it.

      As if you were the only person we interviewed. As if passing on you meant we just gave up. Look, I knew you were sour the day I interviewed you. Your grousing only proves I was right to pursue better people.

  87. SOCIAL LOAFING by jomynow · · Score: 1

    This is a very basic social psychology term. If your curious and want a better definiton just look it up on google. You'll also be able to find out about it in text books. Basically, the more people you have working on something the more that people feel that they need to do less of that worko because theres more people working on it. It has a lot to do with how people percieve their envioirment. Theres been numerous studies and the like. It has less to do with trimming the fat and a whole other bunch of cliches. Group effort is difficult to perceive as an individual. People who are good at seeing what a group of people can do make much better bosses and leaders. Some Links: http://psy.plym.ac.uk/staff/freid/student/lecturen otes/psy227/psy2278notes.pdf http://psychology.about.com/library/weekly/aa03150 2d.htm

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  88. Which one of my todo lists? by jalagl · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Yes, I have become very poli-functional in the last couple of years. In the company I used to work at, until about 6 months ago, I was a project manager, but also assumed the role of router/firewall admin, Solaris/Linux admin, programmer, some sort of IT helpdesk, etc. I usually worked way more that 8 hours a day with all those responsabilities.

    However, I didn't complain (well, probably a couple of times...). I really loved what I did, and loved the feeling of being highly productive and helpful.

    I do have a better paying job right now, and, even though I'm supposed to be more focused with a single responsability as project leader, I am already doing other things - do tests to evaluate potential employees, support sales, coordinate the internal soccer championship and weekend trips with the rest of the staff ("integration activities"), work on an internal magazine, etc.

    I just love the feeling of knowing I did a great job during the day and helped a lot of people. Also you become essential, so you feel you'll always have a job during these difficult times.

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  89. business idea... by painehope · · Score: 1

    well, I'm considering going into business myself, as the maker of The Disgruntled Sysadmin Doll(TM pending)
    on a more serious note, I wasn't part of the dot-bomb, so I'm not affected by that. I am affected by the downturn in the geophysical industry. Thankfully, I still have a job, even if my responsibilities have tripled, while my pay has not ( like getting a shit "raise" by being put back on hourly pay to get overtime for hours that I was working anyways...more money, but in principle it's still not a fucking raise and fighting the beancounters for every penny is driving me out of my head). The only good thing that I've seen out of the downturn in my industry is trimming deadwood.
    that, and it's pretty funny to watch a bunch of useless bastards try to justify their jobs...

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  90. Did you know 1+1=2? by damas · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, I've got a team of 2 people. One writes 52 lines of code per day, the other 48. I fired the second guy. The average productivity of my team went up (and a whooping 4% - do the math - ... ). Hurray! I never saw it coming.
    And another thing: Did YOU know 1+1=2?

    1. Re:Did you know 1+1=2? by Bahamuto · · Score: 1

      Kinda reminds me of the theory that drinking beer makes you smarter. You drink and it kills off the weakest of the brain cells. So you keep drinking to kill of some more of the 'weak' ones, util all you have left is the strong ones. Well you might as well keep on drinking to kill off the ones that arn't that strong....

    2. Re:Did you know 1+1=2? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah that's great number juggling, your average
      productivity went up, you average developer is now writing 52 lines of code (not that lines of code has anything to do with how productive a programmer is, it's the content of those lines, actually you could reverse it, a programmer is more productive if he adds the same functionality in fewer lines of code.) so the statistics are better, but they arent the math. The math is that your meaningless average went up 4% and your daily production was almost cut by 48%

    3. Re:Did you know 1+1=2? by bishopolis · · Score: 1, Informative

      I'd probably suggest that your production was almost cut in half - that's if the number of lines of code (hastily) written is any metric to swear by.

      Also, Managers of groups of one often get marked as redundant. What was your company doing making you lead a team of two? Isn't that 5±2 people short of a real team? Shouldn't you be nervous right now, or do you work for IBM?

    4. Re:Did you know 1+1=2? by Safety+Cap · · Score: 2
      not that lines of code has anything to do with how productive a programmer is
      Unfortunately, the PHBs of the world measure productivity by "number of lines." The best way around this is to invoke insertrandomcomments.pl on all source code to beef up one's numbers right before implementation.
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    5. Re:Did you know 1+1=2? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Well, I've got a team of 2 people. One writes 52 lines of code per day, the other 48. I fired the second guy....

      I know it was just a summary description on your part, but the first one possibly uses more copy-n-paste instead of subroutines to increase the line count. Counting lines of code has been compared to comparing art work by the number of brush strokes in it or judging an essay by the number of words alone.

    6. Re:Did you know 1+1=2? by whereiswaldo · · Score: 2

      Counting lines of code has been compared to comparing art work by the number of brush strokes in it or judging an essay by the number of words alone.

      Yes. A better statistic would be how many bugs per line of code for each developer.

    7. Re:Did you know 1+1=2? by CoolVibe · · Score: 2
      Think the other way around:

      I read somewhere (please someone remind me what it was, in case you recognize it) a story about programmers in a company. Some manager asked a Senior programmer if the project would be finished quicker if you let more programmers work on it. The Senior programmer answered that if he hired enough programmers, the project would never be finished.

      I might have paraphrased it worng (hey, I'm not native english, sue me). I'm just wondering where I've read that.

    8. Re:Did you know 1+1=2? by kubrick · · Score: 2

      Tao of Programming, s3.4.

      Also see The Mythical Man Month , by Frederick Brooks.

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    9. Re:Did you know 1+1=2? by CoolVibe · · Score: 1

      thanks!

    10. Re:Did you know 1+1=2? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Yes. A better statistic would be how many bugs per line of code for each developer.

      No, there is still important issues of maintainability of the code.

    11. Re:Did you know 1+1=2? by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Well, I've got a team of 2 people. One writes 52 lines of code per day, the other 48. I fired the second guy....

      I know it was just a summary description on your part, but the first one possibly uses more copy-n-paste instead of subroutines to increase the line count. Counting lines of code has been compared to comparing art work by the number of brush strokes in it or judging an essay by the number of words alone.


      doesn't anyone understand a joke around here?

    12. Re:Did you know 1+1=2? by emag · · Score: 2

      Unfortunately, most SLOC (Source Lines of Code) counters can tell the difference between comment and non-comment lines (for whatever language they're designed to count).

      insertrandomcomments.pl might be good for inflating how well you comment your code, but likely wouldn't affect actual code counts.

      However, insertrandomnullfunctions.pl would likely help out a LOT. (Reminds me of someone I knew who wrote an extensive collection of C++ classes over the course of a week, somewhere over a thousand or two lines of code, in order to shift bits in a 32-bit word...turns out she had never heard of >> and << [as in bitshift operators, not C++'s stream operators] before)

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    13. Re:Did you know 1+1=2? by Safety+Cap · · Score: 2
      However, insertrandomnullfunctions.pl would likely help out a LOT.
      Wow! I'm going to patent that one!!!!

      Patent no. 232 422 1231
      Method for automatically increasing the worth of a computer program and productivity of the programmer.

      Fiji, here I come...

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  91. How golden is your outlook? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    " In order for the company to survive, you have to survive. "

    Logical, but companies aren't always logical.

    "I look at my responsibilities at a job and decide whether they make sense. If they don't, I go to my boss. "

    Assuming that a) Your boss will agree with you. b) That your boss can do anything about your complaint.

    "If I think they are requiring a level of responsibility that my pay does not compensate me for, I bring that up to the boss as well. "

    See previous response.

    "If that doesn't sink in, I start sending out the resumes. "

    Assuming that you will be able to get another job oppertunity. Remember there's a glut of workers out there.

    " If nothing else, the new responsibilities have given me experience the next boss is going to pay for."

    One of the predictions that people have been making. Worker flight when the economy starts doing better. Doesn't really help the present though.

    Positive attitudes help. But they can only do so much toward improving both your situation, as well as in general.

  92. TROLL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MOD PARENT DOWN

  93. Ghost work by PseudonymousCoward · · Score: 3, Informative

    The Word Spy this week had a term for this phenomenon:

    Ghost work
    "After a round of layoffs or firings, the work that used to be done by the former employees and that must now be handled by the remaining staff."

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  94. Fewer Employees + Same work =! Increased Productiv by nurb432 · · Score: 2

    What it equals is more disgruntled employees and a drop in moral. Which leads to lower productivity and abandonment of the company.

    Plus if its more work then can be done, then the amount of work completed decreases, thus overall productivity goes down.

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  95. More fear = people that work harder by IIRCAFAIKIANAL · · Score: 2

    Brilliant fucking observation. They only do it because they have no choice.

    I'm doing my best to avoid being a corporate slave. I'm fortunate enough to have a champagne income (at 23 years old) but I live a beer lifestyle. That way I can ride out shit like this.

    I'm lucky to be at a company that is smart enough to ride this shit (ie/ recession) out w/o a round of massive layoffs. Maybe that's why they keep lots of talent but pay about 10% less than what I have seen elsewhere. Probably the last bastion of corporate loyalty I have ever seen in the non-government sector...

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    1. Re:More fear = people that work harder by Tackhead · · Score: 2
      > I'm doing my best to avoid being a corporate slave. I'm fortunate enough to have a champagne income (at 23 years old) but I live a beer lifestyle. That way I can ride out shit like this.

      That's not luck, that's brains.

      I live the same lifestyle. While many of my co-workers live paycheck-to-paycheck, and have a better house, a better car, and more toys, I have just as much fun and am on track for retirement at 40.

      > I'm lucky to be at a company that is smart enough to ride this shit (ie/ recession) out w/o a round of massive layoffs. Maybe that's why they keep lots of talent but pay about 10% less than what I have seen elsewhere. Probably the last bastion of corporate loyalty I have ever seen in the non-government sector...

      Now that's luck ;-)

      But not the last bastion. I'm lucky enough to work in a similar place. Good folks, clued management, and a viable business plan. The work is fun and interesting, and the money's good too.

      To those not lucky enough to be in similarly-good jobs - they do exist. They're rare, and it may take you four or five job switches over the next 10 years to find one, but they're well worth finding.

  96. Nope... by momobaxter · · Score: 1

    my to do list hasn't grown because I was one of the unfortunate who have been laid off...

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  97. All I know is.... by nooboob · · Score: 1

    ...I used to work 50 hours a week and come home able to have a fullfilling outside life. Now I work 60 a week and come home dead tired. My attitude is poor and my pay is the same as it was before. Doesn't look as though I'll get a raise this year. I don't feel fortunate. I just feel like the economy sucks.

    1. Re:All I know is.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I don't feel fortunate.

      In January 2001, i was making $120K a year, had a $250K house in a great suburb of Portland, plenty of cash in the bank, two cars, and more work than I could ask for. Then I was laid off twice, and contracted for a sinking ship, and now I can get nothing in spite of 20 years of experience. My savings are all but gone, I sold the house (at a loss), one of the cars (break even), have moved to Texas to get into a 'better' job market, and I owe the Fed's $16K in back taxes (needed the money to live on.) I have three young kids who will not have a Christmas this year and there's nothing I can do about it. There is just no work.

      What I wouldn't give for a 60 hour a week job for $60K a year right now. The pendulum will swing back - just hope its in time.

      Yea, I know, the world's smallest violin and all that, but, if I knew then what I know now, I would never have left my last solid position to thrill seek in the dot-com world.

      You need to be thankful you have a job.

  98. Pointy Haired Boss says... by Big+Mark · · Score: 2

    (With apologies to Scott Adams) dilbert.com

    "Theoretically, if I reduce the number of employees and simultaneously increase the productivity, we'll have the smallest payroll around and still be a market-leader!

    ...

    ...

    I wonder how they get the floppy bits inside the floppy disk?"

  99. Do your thing. by aagha · · Score: 1

    I say that if you become unemployed (like nearly 3/4 of the people I know in tech), count your blessings (yes, if you can afford it) and do something you've never done before: travel, start a new company, do somehting you've always wanted to.

  100. From the Man Keeping You Down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Over here on the hardware side of things its a royal pain and then some. Shareholders want profits. CEO institues hiring freeze. Thats cool--at least no one is getting the axe.

    Except Problem 1) New Wafer plant is opening to produce all those shiny new Pentium 4s. Problem 2) They fellas over at AMD are puttin the heat on you and you company wants "increase market segment share" so they ask your division to hit overdrive in producing new processors and megahertz.

    So we are increasing workload and performance and have also have no people to put in our shiny new Fab. To say we are understaffed at the moment is an understatement. and the current staff is nearing burnout. Then the stock options become worthless and your incentive for busting ye olde hiney is gone. Its a vicous cycle of more work, less people. Then some people burnout and there is even more work and even less people. The same people who covered 1 plant must now staff 2 factories. Add in the switch to 300 mm wafers and our energy is sapped. Something is going to give sooner or later. Look for it sooner (and employers, do us a favor--hire an Intel process engineer and release us from bondage!).......

    I don't think this is a unique situation--lets be honest-chip sales is where Intel makes its money and we support the rest of the goons around here. One would think we could get an exemption to the hiring freeze, but nooooooo. Aparently that half billion dollars per week we bring in isn't enough (7 billion per quarter or 13 weeks)--
    CEOs always fund there little pet projects by squeezing the profitable divisions.

    And since I'm posting about work--views do nessecarily reflect those of the Intel corporate yes-men.

    1. Re:From the Man Keeping You Down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is Intel Management. You are hearby FIRED due to misuse of company resources to post unfavorable information about Intel on Internet chat groups.

      We know who you are. A packing monitor will be to your cubicle soon.

      -Intel Management-

  101. Dumb article title by Viking+Coder · · Score: 3

    "Fewer Employees + Same Work = Higher Productivity"

    The real title of the article should be:

    "Fear Of Losing Job + Same Work = Higher Productivity"

    Fear is the greatest motivator.

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    1. Re:Dumb article title by kisrael · · Score: 2

      One of my favorite cartoons had a caption "both a depressant *and* a stimulant", and was of a boss passing over paper to a deskworker and saying "work harder or you're fired"...

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    2. Re:Dumb article title by Peyna · · Score: 2

      I've see the first option put to use in factories. Managers are constantly looking for ways to reorganize work around the plant so as to get rid of one person. Even if it means that another person is doing so much work that they collapse at the end of the night. The person who got the burden of the extra work might be more productive initially, but at an extreme cost to morale and long term productivity.

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    3. Re:Dumb article title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Low morale + All friends gone now = GO POSTAL!! Take this, fuckers!! bang bang bang bang.

  102. The answer: by rczyzewski · · Score: 1

    Interns. They're cheap, often eager to learn, and usually a solid supply (depending on your location). When I was an intern at 4 differnt places, yeah I was underpaid and overworked but I was happy to take the opportunity for the experience and resume padding. One internship led to a full time position 6 months later when a position opened up (staff leaving, not new position). I'd love to have an intern again so I can give them the shit work.

  103. Layoffs by nyseal · · Score: 1

    I was the Quality Manager/Engineer for a local manufacturing company and we went through 7 or 8 sets of layoffs; 3 of which affected my department (since we were considered 'indirect' labor, it was easy for execs to target us for SG&A purposes). Ultimately that meant my workload grew exponentially and when the Director of Manufacturing finally figured out that Quality was suffering, he re-hired an Inspector of mine (who does not even have a High School diploma) and down-sized me (with several degrees).....now isn't THAT ironic. I had absolutely NO say in who I could keep and they end up letting me go; wow. I hope the next Quality guru they hire realizes that the company is technically run through a misleading spreadsheet generated by the very same people who get a large bonus for 'saving' the company financially. Oh who am I kidding; I hope they sink. Then that $100,000.00 paycheck to the DoM won't mean shit for him either. One can only hope.

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    1. Re:Layoffs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "he re-hired an Inspector of mine (who does not even have a High School diploma) and down-sized me (with several degrees).....now isn't THAT ironic"

      Damn you must be really pathetic then. Most people with degrees in any tech feild usually don't have the specific knowledge for there job. Thats because degrees give you little knowledge on several topics as apposed to vast knowledge on one subject. The other guy probably had more certifications AND OR eperience in the given field. Not to mention if your degrees were an AA in English, a BA in Math, and a MA in Business - wouldn't mean dick as a QAE.

  104. Re:High Turnover Rates * JUSTIFIED * by Tuna_Shooter · · Score: 1

    I myself being a former Tech Manager up until a month ago found out the hard way. I WAS working 7 day weeks... filling in as a developer as needed and understanding the way the market is was trying my hardest to keep the IT group out of the "overhead" area to some degree and allowing our inhouse developers to farm out work in which we could bill. THis was done just to keep good people from leaving. Worked for a while but in the end all 11 of us including some dam fine coders were dumped and they brought in some kid to maintain 17 servers. From what i hear he has 250 workstations to support also.... I'm thinking that i was somewhat lucky as in retrospect it felt all the time as if i was trying to bail the Titanic with a paper cup. I hope they die a painful and protracted death. ( now time for my happy pill) :-)

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  105. rewarding mediocrity by emptybody · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Management asks for cuts in the budget. Honest teams comply truthfully, accurately. Deceptive Teams cut 1/4 of what they could. Management is happy all around. Time passes. Management asks for more cuts. Honest teams already cut as far as they could. Deceptive teams have fat to spare. They cut 1/4 of their potential cuts again (1/2 of what the did before still leaving a huge margin for later cuts). Management is unpleased with honest teams. Management makes arbitrary cuts or layoffs to honest teams to cut costs. Deceptive Teams are rewarded. They still have spare cash AND full employment.

    lesson learned:: do not be truthful about how much you can cut.

    Management lays off people. Honest groups Survivors pick up the pieces and work harder to keep the company going. Deceptive groups people do not pick up the pieces and intentionally let projects slip and service quality drop. Management transfers people from Honest Teams into Deceptive Teams to cover their "losses" OR lays off people in honest teams so they can hire people back into the deceptive teams.

    lesson learned:: do not pick up the pieces. Let management feel the pain of reductions.

    This was also true in the good times.
    A person who does exemplary work all the time is expected to always do exemplary work. The one day they come in with a cold and do average work they are criticized for laziness.
    However, A person who always does the bare minimum on a day that they are unusually focused and produces average work (drank Jolt not water) gets praised for being a real go-getter! and gets a bonus for such wonderful work.

    Every time we are asked to do our best and do so, we are punished. Every time other groups perform below average they are rewarded.

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    comment directly in my journal
    1. Re:rewarding mediocrity by Renraku · · Score: 1

      I would also let management feel the pain of cutting their own foot off. I'm not going to try to help a company that expects me to be their hardest worker because they want to save a few bucks. Management should actually be the hardest workers. Since they virtually control everyone else, they need to do their work at times. Just to see how hard it really is. Its easy to see someone playing minesweeper and fire them for being 'dead weight', but it is far more difficult for a company with a few hundred computers and no tech guy to survive when something bad happens to their computers. Server crashes, computer malfunctions, etc. They'll just build up until either the responsibility is delegated to someone else (aside from their usual duties) or someone else is hired. Maybe cutting workforce doubles profits on paper, but the farther you stretch your current workforce, the less quality work they can provide. If I have only one job like say ensuring that one section of computers are up and running, then I am going to get my job done, provided its a small area and no one in the area is a l33t h4x0r. I might even be able to make them run a little better, tune them up, preventative maintainance, etc. Now, lets say my friend gets fired, his responsibility was another section. They delegate the responsibility to me. I now have two sections of computers to deal with. I can't spend as much time preventing their eventual collapses as I could before, and I'm feeling stressed. The last tech guy is eventually fired, and his responsibilities are given to me. So not only do I have to take care of all of the computers in the building, but I have to worry about some servers, a phone system, and keeping it all working together. Considering management fired these people for a reason, like saving money, they're reluctant to give me a raise. Its just a game of tetris then, where you know you can't keep the job up indefinately. Something is going to crash, whether it be you or the machines. Thats a hypothetical situation, but you get the idea.

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      Job? I don't have time to get a job! Who will sit around and bitch about being broke and unemployed then?
    2. Re:rewarding mediocrity by hyperturbopete · · Score: 1

      Woohoo - Game theory :-)

      But actually, if all teams were partially honest and partially deceptive, it would be better.

      In effect, the deceptive teams are implementing a form of communication which is immune to the typical employee boss relationship. (i.e., hide the bad news from the boss to avoid blame, which short circuits managerial feedback)

      so maybe deceptive teams are not so bad in a way (unless they are deceptive to the extreme). And the theory is, that halfway deceptive teams are more successful than either fully deceptive teams (who will be caught eventually), or fully honest teams (who can't communicate in a way management responds too).

      Which is why capitalism works despite dishonesty :-)

  106. Prioritize! by d3xt3r · · Score: 5, Informative
    I am faced with a similiar situation, the size of my team has been drasically reduced and now I am carrying out the reposiblilies of two former co-workers, plus my own work load.

    While the added work load can be overwhelming at times, I find it rewarding to have a broader responsibility for other areas of the company that I would not otherwise have had the opportunity to be involved with.

    If you are in a similiar situation, I have some recommendations for coping with the challenges of handling your increased work load.

    1. Prioritize! I can't stress this enough. I used to priortize my tasks by most interesting project or most nagging co-working needing a task completed, or "what the boss says to do." If you're overworked it's likely that your boss is overwhelmed as well, trying her/his best to get you the tasks that need to be done. However, their increased burden means that they cannot necessarily manage your time as efficiently as they once could.
    2. Make a to-do list. Seriously! Order that list everyday by top priorities. Keep the list around for the week so that you can check off what you've accomplished. When overworked, it's too easy to feel like you're not getting anything done b/c your plate is always full. If you keep a list, you can sit down and see what you've actaully accomplished and you'll realize that it was a hell of a lot too! This keeps you motivated.
    3. Take a day off. If you feel overwhelmed, step away for a day. Clear your head. You'll come back the next day and get more done than you would have without the break.
    4. Stay focused on one task. I really hate the phone calls when everyone is asking "do this for me", "do that", "i need this...", yada yada yada. Tell them you'll get too it soon. Add it to your to-do list, priorize it, and check it off when you finish!
    5. Last but not least:
      sudo vi /etc/hosts

      Add:
      127.0.0.1 slashdot.org

    Good luck!

  107. get a degree - try english by DrSkwid · · Score: 2

    trolling & insulting for England

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    1. Re:get a degree - try english by operagost · · Score: 1

      Try not linking to PETA misinformation.

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  108. Re:No problemo..Trollio. by Tuna_Shooter · · Score: 1

    OMG ... this is a troll if i ever read one... now where is my mod whip??

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  109. Heh by yamla · · Score: 2

    The company I work at went from 15 people a year ago to just five now. From 12 developers to 2. I used to be an Intermediate Developer. Now, I am Senior Software Developer and I'm also the only one who does system administration, network administration, backups, etc. etc. I am also responsible for maintaining ten software projects even though I've only worked on two of them here (and nobody who worked on five of the remaining is still employed...)

    All the while, of course, I'm doing new development.

    Heh. This can't go on much longer.

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    Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia.
  110. So let me get this straight... by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

    ...You've given up any kind of reasonable work to become a starving musician?

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    Mac OS X and Windows XP working side by side to fight back the night.
    1. Re:So let me get this straight... by solostring · · Score: 1

      Yes :)

      Sanity has its own rewards, far beyond fiscal benefits :)

    2. Re:So let me get this straight... by susano_otter · · Score: 2

      You obviously value your sanity too much to succeed as an artist.

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      Any sufficiently well-organized community is indistinguishable from Government.

  111. Same Work / Fewer Employees = Higher Productivity by grungie · · Score: 1

    this makes more sense to me!

  112. Fewer Employees + Same Work = Higher Productivity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    they also forget to mention that most of us has to stay later and later and going to work during weekends because the boss is blackmail us on the job.

    the equation should be

    fewer employees + same work = higher productivity = burnout + tons of unpaid overtime + no vacation

  113. More productivity? You need more slack! by chaeron · · Score: 1

    From the author of "Peopleware" (a highly recommended read), Tom DeMarco, comes a book called "Slack - Getting past Burnout, Busywork, and the Myth of total efficiency", which is an excellent, high-level analysis of the less people/more work issue at the core of this thread.

    To quote from the preface of the '02 Edition:

    "The worday for most of us was busy and getting busier during the entire period of the 90's, while Western economies were booming. In the downturn of 2000-2001, companies have tended to respond with layoffs, so the same work has had to be divided up among fewer employees, making them busier still.

    When the problem was to take advantage of the boom, the response was 'Work Harder'. When the problem was to survive the correction, the response was 'Work Harder'. In other words, managements prescription for these two very different periods has been essentially the same: Pile more work on few people, increase efficiency and cut costs.

    When you find yourself applying the same response no matter what the stimulus, you're no longer acting in an entirely rational way. Your behaviour is more characteristic of addiction. Companies that are addicted to cost cutting, overtime and ever more pressure may prosper in the short term, but it can't last."

    Tom discusses the mutual exclusivity between flexibility (corporate ability to change) versus efficiency. How "slack" fosters creativity, promotes quality and produces growth by providing time to think, reflect, analyze and hence make superior decisions. Something that is sorely lacking in Corporate America these days.

    My own gut feel is that this "downturn" will be nothing compared to what will happen as more people burn out, check out and abandon sweatshop environments for human-sensitive ones. Many established companies will suffer greatly, and possibly not even survive during a potential backlash....but the caveat is, the economy has to improve first! Ooops...bit of chicken and egg there.

    Anyway, back to my mini-book-review of "Slack". The book is a nice light read....suitable for a plane trip (and not a long one). The only issue I have is that many of the prescriptions need to be adopted and implemented by management...and pointy-haired managers are unlikely to do so.

    When you can afford to (problematic for many employees in this economy), vote with your skills and go searching for a company that understands the precepts in "Slack". You'll be glad you did, and maybe, just maybe, we'll get rid of more of the PHM's in favour of enlightened management that understands the benefits of the longer term approach.

    The book is available at amazon. Highly recommended for those that care about this topic.

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    .....Andrzej

    Chaeron Corporation
  114. Another way to increase productivity by ctimes2 · · Score: 2

    6 hour work days. (I think there was an article here before on it...) Facinating stuff though, and great for the economy, the government, unemployment rates, social involvement (local politics to community involvement), all kinds of other things. So far the only downside is that increases the cost of some business'. Although... oddly enough not the business' that pay hourly wages. In many cases they get a break (less chance of overtime).

    Here's some good readings:
    http://www.dollarsandsense.org/archives/2001/090 1m utari.html
    http://www.youroffice.ca/full_arts.asp ?DocumentID= 1775
    http://lamar.colostate.edu/~terrel/details.h tm

    [sorry, I can't find the one I was looking for... and I'm not in the mood to edit with tags...] It's been said that employees who work a 6 hour day get more done because there's a sense of urgency to their day - less time to get something done usually means you work harder to get it done.

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  115. Good for temps by MrResistor · · Score: 2

    I signed up with a temp agency at the end of '99 and have worked through them for the majority of time since then. Honestly, the state of the economy hasn't really effected me that much. Yeah, companies are scrammbling to reduce headcount, but the work still needs to get done, and temps are expensed (meaning it's a cost hidden in with all the other costs, not something that's easily definable like payroll), so there's much less of a shareholder issue.

    It's pretty dumb, really, since it's often more expensive to bring in a temp than it is to hire a regular employee, but it looks better on paper, and that's worked out well for me. I'd much rather have a regular job, to be perfectly honest, but I can appreciate the varied experience I'm getting, and I've yet to be out of work for more than a couple weeks a year.

    Currently, I've got the next best thing to a regular job, and the cool thing is that my department manager actually planned it this way, since he really needed to hire another regular employee and his managers wouldn't let him; I'm a temp who is the sole holder (for the most part) of mission-critical knowledge. When they say "We can't extend his contract, we're laying off!" my manager can respond with "Do you want the work done or not?" It's a really strange position to be in, but nice at the same time.

    Anyway, my advice to those of you who are having trouble finding work is: go sign up with a temp agency. There's nothing like having a dedicated team of professionals looking for work for you, especially in times like these. Another tip for those who decide to go that way: They work harder for people who want to work. If you call your temp agency every morning by 9am and ask them if they have anything for you, they will call you first if they get anything that's even vaguely near your field of expertise. Sometimes that presents some really interesting opportunities.

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    Under capitalism man exploits man. Under communism it's the other way around.
  116. I'll say this... by macdaddy · · Score: 5, Informative
    ...I could honestly get more done if some of my co-workers were given the boot. Deadwood isn't the same as someone who intentionally causes problems and slows down productivity. Deadwood is more synonymous with "dead weight". Those that intentionally cause problems are the real burden on IT institutions. Those are people in power positions that do not know everything (or anything) technical but think they do. They try to slow things down and cause problems to have these tasks put under their incompetent selves or try to improve their competency standing by questioning others. They try to make technical decisions that they have absolutely no right to make. If management would take 3 steps back and let the grunts do the job, everything would get done a lot faster and a lot better. However this is not to say that there aren't problematic grunts. Grunts that do not want to change are a big problem. Grunts that want everything technical to be funneled through them are another problem. Cutting or controlling the fat in IT groups would greatly increase productivity.

    I might also add that I think people with colleagues that have been axed work harder and take on more responsibility with no additional pay just to try and keep their own jobs. In the end what suffers is their health and the quality of their work.

  117. And where are you going to go? by mschuyler · · Score: 1

    Several comments to the original suggest that "as soon as things get better" folks will be leaving in droves because they are under-appreciated, over-worked, blah, blah, blah.

    Where are you all going to go? Will you be filling positions vacated by others for the same reasons you left your position? Do you think better economic times will suddenly germinate new companies who will better pander to your needs?

    Something has to change about this picture, particularly if you see the same thing at more than one location. The only constant variable there is you. Things WILL get better--when you realize no one else in the world really cares whether you know Linux.

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    How about a moderation of -1 pedantic.
  118. Oxymoron by kyoko21 · · Score: 1

    Anyone who is reading slashdot and posting to slashdot from Monday to Friday during the hours of 8AM to 5PM doesn't have a lot piling up on their to-do list.

    1. Re:Oxymoron by kisrael · · Score: 2

      Anyone who is reading slashdot and posting to slashdot from Monday to Friday during the hours of 8AM to 5PM doesn't have a lot piling up on their to-do list.

      That's not neccesarily true. They might just be not acting responsibly.

      I know sometimes I get this perverse need to do anything but what I'm supposed to be doing when things get tight schedule-wise. Goes all the way back to my college days.

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      SO YOU'RE GOING TO DIE: The Comic for Dealing with Death
    2. Re:Oxymoron by Krusty+the+Klown · · Score: 1

      Amen bro'!

  119. Best productivity from the right number of people by iabervon · · Score: 2

    Productivity will suffer if you have either too few people on a project or too many. During the boom, there were a lot of projects which ended up with too many people, in hopes of getting projects done sooner.

    With too many people, you spend a lot of time waiting for somebody else to do things so you can do your job, and you spend a lot of time in meetings relative to the amount of progress you make on the project. With layoffs, you could get the jobs of the people you'd need to talk to, and you could get the jobs of the people you'd be waiting for. Of course, you also have more work. But it might be less of a hassle to actually do your work.

    Of course, at some point you get to having too few people for the project, at which point you start getting overworked and your productivity drops off (in addition to not getting done what you're assigned).

  120. I cant bear the weight by simbateman · · Score: 1

    We were an office of 6 plus the owner of the company. We found out that 4 of the employees where spending about 20% of there day actually being productive. So we cut them loose, and hired 1 person. so then the 3 of us who remained were able to accomplish more than when we were six. The problem comes for us, when we are all working and all the phones are ringing, and somebody comes to the door, and there is nobody free to deal with it.

    We do alright now but we are not getting as much done as we should. We started projects planning on the man power of six and are trying to complete the projects with only 3. It doesnt matter how productive we are if we are only half staff.

    So while we all feel better because we know everyone is pulling there weight, we also know that everyone is pulling the weight for two, and that doesnt make any of us happy.

    Now we are overworked, stressed, and unhappy in our jobs. But we are getting more done than before, but its still not enough. I wonder sometimes how we get done what we do. But that is life.

  121. Fuck productivity by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 5, Insightful
    You know, with just about every increase in productivity, we lose. It means that we are doing more work in the same amount of time as before, and while some of that is due to more management efficiency and technology, most of it is just making the wage-slaves work faster and goof off less. Isn't anybody angry? I mean, this really sucks.

    It seems to me that a high quality of life is incompatible with high productivity, that all this productivity crap is making us lose our humanity. We are expected to be pleased that productivity is constantly increasing, but I'm not. Anthropologists claim that hunter-gatherers spent four hours a day "working" and the rest of the time they were goofing off, telling stories, having sex, etc. Oh, how far we have fallen from those days!

    1. Re:Fuck productivity by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

      You're not paid to goof off. Quit your bitchin, and your slacking off and deal.

      And productivity DOES have its benefits. You can buy things that OTHER people have to make cheaply and quickly. This POSITIVELY affects your quality of life, making it higher. Look beyond the irrelevant playtime pleasures of your own workplace. Oh and grow up while you're at it.

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      Mac OS X and Windows XP working side by side to fight back the night.
    2. Re:Fuck productivity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't see the current method of "improving" productivity being anything of the sort.

      If you want to improve productivity, you do so by increasing the productivity of each one being productive.

      Seldom is that achieved by shifting more work and responsibility onto each remaining worker by staff reductions. Over-worked employees are *not* productive. The quality of their work, and their work-satisfaction plummets.

      On a *good* day; expect to get 6 hours of productive work out of each worker. That's been known for at least 400 years.

      If all working hours are consumed by "productive" work, then no hours remain for skills development and informal personal interaction that is crucial for a workforce to be able to initiate and to react to change.

  122. Higher Productivity? Or scared? by krinsh · · Score: 2

    I've been running into a lot of people that work very hard to make sure they remain one of the fewer workers. Two years ago this extra work would have gotten them an 11% bonus; now it helps keep them visible to upper management so they stay their course.

    On the other hand; I've encountered a couple [desktop support types] that say if they are laid off again; or can't find a consulting job as close to home as the current one, they are headed for the car dealer lot.

    I say hurray; let them go. If you chose this field just for the money; then I hope you are one of those sniveling post-dot-com brats serving drinks at your old college pub for lack of better employment. If you are here because this is what you chose to do for a living, and enjoy it, then more power to you. I know a lot of folks like us (and apparently Carmela Soprano) are suffering from what Wired calls "post-bubble syndrome", but I have a strong feeling that this is like any market - it may just have hit us far harder since it may cost more to maintain a minimum lifestyle.

    If you had a good work ethic prior to this; then you will remain employed or make it back to work at some point very soon. This is little consolation to those who [like me] were or are unemployed for eight months or more; but you just need to keep looking. Granted, you may make half of what you made before but aren't you innovative enough to survive for a time? Like one of these posters said if the employers get into the "you are nothing but cattle" mode you'll be in a position to leave without notice when things level off or improve. I have a feeling that some of the turnover, salary and demand issues that prompted part of the 'good times' were a result of this kind of treatment in the first place.

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    I think with the interesting people, their lives can't possibly be wrapped up into a nice little package.
  123. Short Term - Yes by Kagato · · Score: 2

    Reducing head count can have positive effects. The less people poking their nose into a project, the less time meetings, and code reviews take.

    One of the many problems in IT is you tend to get a couple dominate players in a project. These players will want to have input in everything that goes on. Things take longer, and code ends up getting re-written because it's not being done "their" way. Or you get all these business analysts wanting to give their input...over and over again.

    So you have some lay offs, which, are usually popularity contests. The Bobs in office space are funny. But few companies actually have "experts" come in and talk to each employee. Usually a manager gets told how many people to can, and at that point it becomes based on a whim or how popular someone is.

    In some cases a group becomes a well oiled machine. Other times the uber geek gets who wants to have input into everything now gets to do everything. Problem solved! :)

    In the end though stree becomes higher and it becomes more and more likely that people will quit. The problem, I think, comes from the fact that the number of people to get fired is pre-determined. From that point, you work towards a goal. Which changes the goal from making the company more efficient, to making Wall Street happy in the short term.

  124. Anyone notice that TIME is thin too? by AB3A · · Score: 2
    Time magazine has been shedding staff like crazy too. Word has it that morale is dropping fast there as well.

    Yes, in the short term, productivity increases. This is partly due to an inertia effect where existing business is handled by the remaining staff. But while productivity looks good, nothing is growing. There is little new development, and sales are typically flat.

    One industry analyst, Jim Pinto, has observed three stages of cuts in business:

    Stage 1: Liposuction

    Stage 2: Amputation

    Stage 3: Dismemberment

    I think most places are past stage 1 and well in to stage 2. Many Slashdot threads have also observed how poorly the MBA crowd has served the new technology market. This is what happens when growth moves faster than training and experience for the MBA set.

    The people who run the companies we work for don't understand their businesses any more. Technology has changed so many inherent assumptions that almost nobody in management knows where their bread is buttered. They have to fail and then we have to hope that new managers with better understanding take over. Many businesses won't be so lucky and we should failures right and left before we turn this proverbial corner.

    And of course, TIME magazine is only one of many such victims. I'll bet their reporters are writing from first hand experience. The up-side to all this is that when things finally do come back together, they'll be more efficient and better organized than before. It sucks that we have to have so much stress and discontent for this to happen, but that's life.

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    Nearly fifty percent of all graduates come from the bottom half of the class!
  125. Motivation by aikido_kit · · Score: 1

    So if you're layoff survivor, wouldn't you work harder to make sure you survive the next cut? Its like the old joke about two people being chased by a tiger. You don't have to outrun the tiger, you have to outrun the other guy.

  126. Stretched out maintenance (was "Re:well....") by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Should be interesting as disk drives, power supplies, memeory and cpu modules fail at increasing rates(we're seeing more of those last 2 as our Sun "Enterprise" servers start to age -- 3+ years).

  127. A simple formula by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

    This is something the BHPs seem to forget:
    Efficiency is a finite quantity. If you let:
    P= productivity
    E= efficiency
    N= the number of workers
    W= workload

    then

    P=(N*E)/W

    Once E = 100%, P will cease to increase by reduction of N. Decreasing the number of workers will only gain an increase in productivity as long as there is a way to increase effeciency of the individual employee.

    If the employees are working at 100% effeciency, then decreasing employess will decrease productivity.

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  128. IT Job in Wichita Falls, TX. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There will soon be announced a pc support position opening in Wichita Falls, TX. Applicants are expected to be very proficient at supporting a large number of diverse Windows 9x/NT/2K/XP desktops, hopefully be Unix-savy (AIX, HP-UX, Linux, *BSD, Samba, Apache, GNU, etc), TCP/IP network savy, and general SQL language savy, and have a broad overall aptitude for a wide variety of PC applications. If hired, must be willing to stick around for a long time, and be well tolerant of being micromanaged to death by me and follow my instructions to the letter. It'll also help if you dislike MS as much as I do, and have a high level of enthusiasm for seeking out and using OSS wherever possible. Pay is only mediocre and Wichita Falls is.... well, not exactly a very exiting place to live, except during spring/summer thunderstorm season.

    1. Re:IT Job in Wichita Falls, TX. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And don't forget, candidates require at least five years experience with .NET (I actually saw one with that.)

    2. Re:IT Job in Wichita Falls, TX. by GuiRoo · · Score: 1

      Ahh - The Falls. Home of Toby's bar & the greatness that is Samurai of Toyko. I'd almost move back just for Samurai. Let's see... You're probably from either Webfire, PC/Net, or Netessentials.

    3. Re:IT Job in Wichita Falls, TX. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's see... You're probably from either Webfire, PC/Net, or Netessentials

      Nope, none of those 3. We're actually one of the largest employers in the city, with over 1000 total on the payroll. Nope, not Sheppard or the school district either. The position will pay low-mid 30's to start.

    4. Re:IT Job in Wichita Falls, TX. by lanner · · Score: 2


      Post this on Mojolin.com! Also, put out flyers at tech colleges within driving distance. Don't get lazy with your hiring. You can find someone bright who fits the bill if you try. Most companies give it minimal effort and end up with an employee who barely pulls their own weight -- forget about profits.

      Be descriptive. Go ahead and talk about quirks. Eliminate people in person, not on your advertisement. Also, be courteous to those who you do not hire. Tell them that they don't have the job in the same medium that they have used to contact you, and be frank and respectful with them.

  129. Same work + fewer people = less work gets done. by Nonesuch · · Score: 2, Interesting
    In my office (Corporate IT for a fortune 500), our staff is down 33% across the board, but if anything, there is more work to be done, but not enough people left to do it.

    If anything, the remaining staff is less productive than before downsizing -- we have the same list of projects and tasks, but now half of the stuff on the list just doesn't get done at all.

    It's not like the company planned to cut staff by a third -- but after the official layoffs and salary freeze, the best and brightest employees took off for greener pastures, leaving the lazy and the lifers. The only remainining IT folk either lack the skills or initiative to go find a better job elsewhere, or are just hanging around waiting to 'vest' their 401k.

    Combine that with a hiring freeze, and when the really good employees quit (or the really really bad employees are fired), it takes an act of god to hire a replacement.

    IT's better than unemployment, barely...

  130. layoffs = higher productivity by Techmaniac · · Score: 1

    What I find laughable is the government slackers keep throwing out such BS as "personal income rose this month." Yeah right. Once CEO moves to a new company, gets a bigger million dollar salary and we are supposed to believe that the other 99% of the workforce are making more money. Same thing with the productivity crap. Less of us + more work means productivity is higher. It's all a load of crap.

    My workload has doubled each of the last 2 months, they aren't hiring to solve the problem and more things fall through the cracks because I am strapped for time.

    Productivity stats are bullshit.

  131. Another employment model by May+Kasahara · · Score: 1
    I'm on a production crew at an entertainment company. Over the past year, I've seen my company's stock decline, various perks reduced, and many friends and colleagues leave (and yes, "productivity" increase!). However, none of us have really seen a sharp increase in workload. Thing is, we're hired for a certain amount of time and once the production's over, we're gone (or "on hiatus" if it's an ongoing production). This way, the company can set a budget for talent at the very beginning, hire the best people for the job, and then let them go once their part is done. It sucks, but that's the way things run around here. All of us are well aware of it, and we all keep are portfolios updated and our skills sharpened in preparation for any future rounds of job hunting.

    I once read something-- I think it was Seamus Blackley talking about the video game industry-- about why the movie/television production model wasn't followed more often (specialists hired for a short amount of time as opposed to generalists on staff). I think it's because people get into certain fields (such as tech) not expecting to be hired for the project but for the company. It's a different mode of thinking (for both employers and employees) but I think it could be one that would work for other professions, particularly project-oriented ones like programming. It would mean less layoffs as well, especially for those people who do the actual "work".

    Don't think of it as "freelancing" either... I get full benefits despite being on a production crew.

  132. Really? by Ride-My-Rocket · · Score: 1

    Having just managed and just laid off an entire office of 35 engineers and then myself

    So you're saying you laid yourself off? Well then, I guess you have nobody to blame but yourself.......... =P

  133. As on-topic as it gets: FOCUS!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Half of this discussion is about the accuracy of the Chinese crisis+opportunity equation, the other is on the Simpsons reference of same.
    Seems the geeks can't stay focused this Friday.

  134. I feel bad because they got great comp packages? by Yo+Grark · · Score: 1

    Sorry but I don't feel a tinge of guilt when colleges who did nothing to contribute are all of a sudden getting 15k+ lay off packages.

    Now they are re-training in "government" programs bettering their skills full time while I still work for acompany in a wage freeze, and I haven't had a raise in years.

    Kinda makes it almost worth getting laid off doesn't it?

    Rem: Opinions expressed do not necessarily reflect those of the Replied. /end bitter Rant

    Yo Grark
    - Canadian Bred with American Buttering

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  135. Go work for Verizon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    You can work 6-7 hours a day for years, work between 2am and 6am and call that 8 hours, do very poor work, if it's work at all, and update your home blogs and still not get fired. All you need to do is be in your chair. Uh-oh, the boss is coming, better get back to work.... 8-)

  136. become self employed by ppetrakis · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Like others have said. Companies aren't loyal to their employees so their employees return the favor. There's no such thing as "taking one for the team" . There is no team though you will end up "taking it". The conclusion is no one is going to look out for number one except you. So take your financial destiny out of these guys hands and strike out on your own. Do any kind of work you're able. Take myself for example. I have a background in embedded systems development, QA, and support. Know what I'm doing most of the time these days? Designing & building websites for well below the competion but plenty enough for me :).

    Turns out there are alot of self important/proclaimed "artists" for web design firms around my area and their customers are sick of the poor turnaround time and lacking professionalism, long story short I'm eating their lunch. Yeah it's mind numbing work, effortless, and boring though it's helped me come to a realization. Work to live, not live to work.

    So in my free time I work on my Alphas and write firmware. That comes -after- I spend time with my friends and 'live'. Guys, You're life outside of work must be more engaging than work itself otherwise you'll always have this split loyalty. Fuck what you do for a living. Make money any way you can and live your life.

    If the economy swings the other way and I can get a job doing what I used to do. I'll have to seriously reconsider leaving what I'm doing now for that instead. After all, It's just work.

    Peter

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    www.alphalinux.org
    1. Re:become self employed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      become self employed

      Tried that. Problem is that one can then no longer blame somebody else for financial ruin.

    2. Re:become self employed by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Turns out there are alot of self important/proclaimed "artists" for web design firms around my area and their customers are sick of the poor turnaround time and lacking professionalism, long story short I'm eating their lunch.

      Question: How do you find your customers?

    3. Re:become self employed by ppetrakis · · Score: 1
      I'm currently sub-contracting as support for a small company. The guy that does his website and alot of the folks in the area picked up and left for some emergancy. No contact, nothing. Now all of these business talk to each other and are wondering what the hell are they going to do since they need their sites updated. Now I've been doing some website work in the meantime for this company I'm sub'ing for simply because they're running out of things for me to do but want to keep me onboard and productive.

      My boss mentions this to the the mass mailing that's been going around and that I would be interested in helping out anyone who needed it. That's how it started and now it's growing. Soon I'll be able to ditch the sub job all together or renegotiate my rates :). I look at the work the last guy did and it's like a canned job with graphics for links made in Macromedia Fireworks.

      I can do stuff like that by hand, The tools will save me time though and I'll make an investment in them later. The only thing I'm deficient at is free hand art and if comes to that, I'll contract it out. Stuff like custom buttons etc etc aren't that hard to make and I have the entire internet for inspiration.

      So I basicly stumbled into it. There are plenty of ways to break into markets. One of them is joining your local chamber of commerce group and advertise some pro-bono work. I plan to keep doing both the sub work and the website stuff. Give you an example. These customers are used to service like waiting up to 5 days to get a response by email for simple questions nevermind a page posted. This one customer who publishes an editorial about the local book culture could wait up to five days to have a simple 1 page article published. They where just fed up with this guys lazy service.

      If you wish to pursue this I would encourage you to do so. If it's only extra money it's still signifigant. I'm charging like $60 an hour (for now) and they're happy to pay. Publishing an article or to or updating a few pages is like two hours work, It adds up fast.

      Piece of advice, If they ask you to train them say no. Tell them it isn't cost effective for either of you to develop a training course etc etc. These are small business I'm dealing with BTW, all local.

      This arrangment keeps my stress way down and leaves me plenty of time to work on Linux as I please. I was miserable after I was laid off and lost nearly everything though now you may catch me smiling once in a while. Good luck.

      Peter

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      www.alphalinux.org
    4. Re:become self employed by ppetrakis · · Score: 1

      You've only a failed when you blame someone else.

      That's my philosiphy.

      Peter

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      www.alphalinux.org
    5. Re:become self employed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So I basicly stumbled into it. There are plenty of ways to break into markets. One of them is joining your local chamber of commerce group and advertise some pro-bono work.

      Thanks for the advice. I'll keep that in mind.

  137. Re:"Fewer Employees + Same Work = Higher Productiv by OneEyedApe · · Score: 1

    I believe that this is an example of what they call "sarcasm". Or it is a possible explanation of the thinking of managers responsible for the current loss of jobs.

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    --Thomas J. Kopp
  138. Eating your seed corn by coyote-san · · Score: 2

    The biggest flaw in the "fewer workers, same output, higher productivity" is that it's eating the seed corn.

    To be sure, there are many jobs there this doesn't matter. Perhaps most jobs.

    But development is different. We need downtime to make the next big leap. When we're in the active development phase, we can productively spend 40 hours/week doing real work. Hell, those of us who got into this field because we like it, not because it seemed like the easiest way to make some big bucks, will probably want to work far more than 40 hours/week because of the sheer joy of producing something.

    But when that's over, the fields need to lay fallow for a while. If you try to keep the same pace up, just like a crop field you'll see your the true productivity fall off.

    At this point some fool suggests bringing in new people - equivalent to changing the fields - but that doesn't work either since it limits your product development to what can be comprehended and enhanced in the period between hiring and burnout. Assuming you can even reliably identify suitable candidates.

    It's no secret that many of us have been attracted to OSS, in part, because of the fact that this change in environment allows us to remain productive far longer than we would be if we just kept doing the same thing. Ironically, this outlet isn't available to us when we succeed in finally finding a job that lets us use Linux in the workplace.

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    For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong. -- H L Mencken
  139. Scared? Melancholy? or just plain burned out? by Nonesuch · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I wouldn't say "scared" as such. If anything, I am less productive today than two years ago.

    Two years ago, I knew that hard work and initiative would be rewarded with bonuses, raises, promotion. Today I know that no matter how productive you are, there is no chance of any such recognition, and the best most productive model employee has more immunity from "downsizing" than the least productive clock-watcher.

    krinsh writes:

    If you are here because this is what you chose to do for a living, and enjoy it, then more power to you.

    Sounds good, but what if I am here because this was what I had chosen to do for a living, and I used to enjoy it, but now cutbacks, overwork, and micromanagement (as managers try to protect their own jobs) are making it more and more difficult to drag myself out of bed each morning.

    I could quit, but unless I want to move out of state, there are no job openings in my field here. Even my quitting would not create a job opening in my field -- few companies are hiring to fill open positions, including positions created by employees who quit or are fired for cause.

    Like one of these posters said if the employers get into the "you are nothing but cattle" mode you'll be in a position to leave without notice when things level off or improve. I have a feeling that some of the turnover, salary and demand issues that prompted part of the 'good times' were a result of this kind of treatment in the first place.
    It used to be that if your job turned into a nightmare you could always quit and find a new one. These days, few employees can afford to quit, and the employers know this and take full advantage of it.

    Sure, I may in a position to leave when things level off or improve, but what is there to keep the abused employee sane and productive until then?

    1. Re:Scared? Melancholy? or just plain burned out? by krinsh · · Score: 2

      You're exactly right. I got into a discussion the other day with a couple of friends - one a techie, and one a marketing assistant - with a very similar tone. Of course, I remembered the thread here about unions and speculated that as tech workers, we have little bargaining power - and far far less when there are four thousand or more ex-Worldcom/dotcom employees ready to kick you in the head to get the interview before you.

      I don't know what is in place to keep us sane and productive until a real recovery, except maybe our own personal drive and faith (not necessarily religion). I've relied on it before and haven't stopped because of the 'sweat shop' mentality prevalent in today's business world. Then again, many of the articles I read at the height of the "boom" noted that people *were* working 12-14 hour days - they just had perks and pay to award them. As you said, that is all gone now.

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      I think with the interesting people, their lives can't possibly be wrapped up into a nice little package.
  140. The future? by Badgerman · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'll be first to admit I'm sure the downsizing did trim deadwood. In fact, having been in IT some seven years, I can definitely say I've worked with a few too many people who shouldn't be in the profession. A third of my job has been cleaning up after them.

    However, I don't think the trimming went too well. I lost my job, became a contractor, and then did two contracts where extremely expereinced developers were needed. The companies in question didn't have people to fill these positions - so they spent more on me (on one contract the company probably paid 250% to 225% of what it'd have cost to have me as a regular employee).

    Yet I've run into complete incompetents with stable jobs. Some of them the very people whose bad code and designs I had to fix.

    The downsizings weren't that rational, from what I've seen. I dearly wish more of the deadwood had been cut, but I keep running into it.

    IT seems to have a pretty high turnover rate - and I'd hate to think how recent grads are doing. When the economy improves, when companies add to their IT staff, what will they be left with?

    My guess? A mix of the high-powered people who managed to survive the downturn, the lucky, and the improperly retained incompetents. The glow will be off of IT, so I don't expect people to rush back.

    Then what will hiring be like?

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    "The Sage treasures Unity and measures all things by it" - Lao Tzu
    1. Re:The future? by spanky555 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The downsizings weren't that rational, from what I've seen. I dearly wish more of the deadwood had been cut, but I keep running into it.

      Well, from what I've seen, it's not so much just the deadwood that WAS cut...from what I see, it was the asskissers who were left behind, and competent people who didn't play golf with the boss, or always tell him/her how "smart" they were, etc., were the ones who were cut. At the last job I had, I brought many skills to the table, and I was cheap, to boot. But they cut me and another developer who was equally, if not more qualified than me, and left an individual who was one of those Johnny-come-latelys with no business in this field - the kind that we saw so much of in the boom, but this one was spending copious time and effort kissing the ass of their superior.

      So anyone who might have been thought of as "arrogant" or dangerous(read: knows what they are doing) to people like project managers/CTOs/CEOs that don't know what they were doing were cut. They'd rather have easily malleable idiots than brilliant people who might question them, even if what they are questioning is legitimate discussion, and not just being difficult.

      Believe me, I know what you mean. In fact, the entire time I was at that job, I was constantly covering for that lame excuse for a developer, or else fixing their jumbled mess of code. No database design skills, no sense of the rich history of programming, no idea of what OO is, didn't know half the jargon....and lastly, and this is the best one, DIDN'T EVEN HEAR OF USENET until told about just a few weeks before I was laid off.

      Oh well, those that surround themselves with incompetent yes-men and yes-women are doomed to failure, and they'll get what they so rightly deserve. When are people going to learn? When you start a company, or you move up in the company, it SHOULD be about making the company succeed, and making money, not feeling like a rock star because you manage a few people. Asskissers might make you feel like a rock star, but they WILL NOT tell you what you need to know to succeed, and they most certainly aren't doing what the company needs to succeed if they are spending so much time and energy kissing your ass. They'll "yes, sir" you right over the cliff, and ride your backside all the way down.

    2. Re:The future? by Badgerman · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I have to agree. I've already seen this happen. One of the Incompetents followed the boss he kissed up to to another job. Everything fell apart, the entire team was dismissed. Everyone associated with the boss and the Incompetent lost their job. THIS was before the IT crunch to boot, back when people were talking about giving me 5-25K more a year to leave my job.

      Hiring policies (and firing policies) really don't seem to be rational. There's not a sense of vision - there's a mix of get-what-you-can and short-term expectations.

      I do admit I'm sort of enjoying the car wreck. In my area people are catching on to the need for talent (in fact the interview that landed me my current contract was conducted by two people with technical skills). I hope this spreads nationwide.

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      "The Sage treasures Unity and measures all things by it" - Lao Tzu
    3. Re:The future? by spanky555 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The downside to what'd I call a train wreck is that I now have to compete with the incompetents who were rightly cut from other jobs...and that's harder than it sounds. Some of these jagoffs may interview well if they get a "soft"* interview, while I might not do so great on those. Better than most, but still...

      The bummer is that the dot-bomb didn't work out quite the way I thought it might - I thought the poseurs would be sought out quickly and canned, or the poseurs would get the message if they did get canned, and LEAVE and go back to whatever basketweaving background they had. But no, those folks aren't getting the message, and I have to compete with them just to get my resume even looked over at this point.

      I just hope people start conducting better interviews. I did recently talk to a recruiter that's happy that other "car-dealer" type recruiters are getting run out of the industry, and the ones that actually know what the industry consists of (people like himself, he was good, and had many years of experience to boot) were the ones left standing. So maybe it is finally happening. I can only hope so. I have built my career on trying to do the right thing and to build a solid foundation, and to work side-by-side with incompetent jackasses or not working at all, while I personally know of a handful of people who are, but shouldn't be, is excruciatingly painful.

      * By "soft", I mean those stupid interviews where they only ask number of years with a certain skilll, what kind of fish would you be, and other dumb questions, rather than putting you in front of someone you'd be working with or for, directly, and getting to the meat of things. Number of years of experience, with, say, EJB or some other tiny slice of this field doesn't tell anyone very much...someone may have been lucky enough or kissed enough ass to fall into doing, say, EJB, really early and has just done it (badly) ever since. Telling someone what kind of fish you'd be makes for great psych major fodder, but it's not very useful in the hard sciences, people. Some of these interviewers and recruiters and HR folks REALLY need a copy of Peopleware.

    4. Re:The future? by Badgerman · · Score: 2

      True that is a problem - when you're talented without a job you have to stand out among the noise of incompetents also seeking a job. And I agree, it's not as easy as it sounds.

      I think the overall effect is beneficial to IT. But it definitely sucks in the small picture.

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      "The Sage treasures Unity and measures all things by it" - Lao Tzu
  141. workload by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    If your workload has increased, but your pay remains the same, isn't that the same thing as a demotion?

    As the only IT staff at my location, I am leaned on heavily. Anything that has electrons in it must be my problem. When a beancounting manager sees IT overhead on his monthly budget, he no doubt sits around dreaming up more things to make me do. This seems to be a common problem with IT staff. Is it not true that (especially in this engineering firm) computers should serve to make a technical field more productive? How is it that we have come to be seen as a liability?

    -Necessarily Evil

    1. Re:workload by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 2

      How is it that we have come to be seen as a liability?

      Accounting. Your costs show up on the books attached to you. The benefits you produce, OTOH, show up on the books attached to the people you help. This makes you appear to be completely a cost center to the accountants.

  142. Other meaning... by Antity · · Score: 2

    Isn't the graphic in the story rather meaning "Danger of Opportunity" for "Crisis"?

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  143. The opposite effect by rpillala · · Score: 1

    It is also possible for management to start removing responsibilities from your job description and create a new job from what was removed. In this way, you can be fired and replaced with someone who requires less trainig and qualifications, commands a smaller salary, and is easier to replace. The same "benefits" apply to the newly created job.

    Ravi

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    When the axe came to the forest, the trees said, "Look out - the handle was once one of us."
  144. Illusionary Gains by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    OK, this schema is about as credible as the dot-com productivity theories.

    What's the difference between automating a factory and forcing the workforce to work twice as on pain of being fired?

    The first strategy is sustainable and leads to real progress. The second just drains energy till people finally fall appart. What's the next "productivity tool"? Fire half *the remaining* and the really get "productivity".

    Oh, if they add enough of this kind of "innovation" we'll be right back at 1900. A lot of people can sense this.

    Investment in education, infrastructure and basic science has had long-term payoffs in total social productivity. BS like this has merely drained existing social productivity.

    http://www.webcom.com/maxang

  145. No Dignity + Any Future Turnaround = .... by spanky555 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Companies chipping away at any sense of dignity in this field right now + any future turnaround = massive quitting in the future. Job jumping, etc. will be even more than it was in the late 90's.

    And you HR/recruiters trying to get "revenge" on developers....shame on you. You'll pay for this in the future, so I wouldn't be so petty right now.

    1. Re:No Dignity + Any Future Turnaround = .... by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

      Why should they not seek revenge? Why should they rise above the levels of so called developers who earned far more then they were ever, or ever will be worth back during the dotcom boom? Why not place the blame on all the Learn HTML in 24 hours "developers" who were making updwards of $60k a year for putting up simple websites? Bah. Obviously with you the arrogant dotcom attitude persists.

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    2. Re:No Dignity + Any Future Turnaround = .... by spanky555 · · Score: 1

      Bah. Obviously with you the arrogant dotcom attitude persists.

      I don't think it does. I'm a humble person, I just expect some basic human decency when it comes to the workplace. Is that so wrong? I don't want people kissing my ass or anything, and I was never overpaid for what I provided. When HR at some companies are now making people dress up just to come in and sit at a computer all day, that's just vengeance, and it's not doing anyone any good. Not only that, but programmers that pissed off HR in the past aren't necessarily the ones that they are trying to punish now. Personally, I think HR is frantically trying to justify their own jobs, as are some lame-ass recruiters.

      Anyway, I started working in development before the dot-com hysteria. I think the arrogance of some folks was due to either being young, and thus a sense of entitlement, or else as a direct reaction to the silliness of HR in the past. Unless HR wants people to act even more petulant in the future, I would say they shouldn't be ignorant at this time.

      In any case, I agree that some of these "developers" need to be run out of the industry. I personally railed against them in other comments of mine on this article. I suggest you read those - you and I are in complete agreement on this point.

    3. Re:No Dignity + Any Future Turnaround = .... by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

      Whats so bad about wearing a suit? Are IT workers not supposed to be professionals? Professionals who work in offices should wear suits. I mean would it kill you? Tell you what. For one day, ONE DAY, if you are not already obliged to wear suits into work, wear one. Not a crappy one either. Go out and get a nice suit, one of the $800 kind. You probably need one anyway, so you can save it for later use. Get a good haircut and a shave/trim as well. Then go to work. Just do your job as you'd normally do it. You'll feel good. YOU'LL FEEL GOOD. You'll feel like a grownup. Seriously. Just give it one day. Then you can go back to whatever you wear, if you're allowed to wear it, right now.

      Asking an IT worker to wear a suit to work is not unreasonable to me. I mean, you're a professional right? Or is there still a collegiate attitude and atmosphere you're expecting? How long and how old must you be till you start dressing your age?

      If doctors, lawyers, executives, politicians, recuriters, realtors, detectives and bankers wear suits why should it be any different for the IT professional? Is it because there's supposed to be some artistic individuality to the industry? I don't buy that one.

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    4. Re:No Dignity + Any Future Turnaround = .... by spanky555 · · Score: 1

      You seem to be missing my original point, but regarding the suit: okay, people who are taking 10, 20, 25, and as high as 50% paycuts are now expected to maintain a high-cost, high-maintenance wardrobe, only because some upper-level management or HR folks want to exact some revenge?

      Regarding doctors, lawyers, politicians, realtors, detectives and bankers: how many of these people face having their jobs outsourced overseas? Do YOU know what those code grinders in India/Pakistan/Singapore are wearing? Do you care? People don't treat me like a professional, even if I dress like one, so what's the point? I am and have been treated little better than a common ditch-digger. Also: I have never seen a doctor in a suit, and I have seen very few recruiters in suits. These people are different in any case: they are constantly immersed in clients/customers/PR, programmers like myself are constantly trying to get into what Peopleware calls "flow". Programmers are closer to scientists or, yes, artists, than they are to bankers, lawyers, or doctors, and so that implies a creative element to it. I'm not saying that programmers cannot wear suits for this reason, but there is little ROI for them or the company for them to be forced to do so - in fact, it may impair the performance of both. It certainly will increase turnover in the long term.

      Regarding the nice suit, I know what a nice suit is like, trust me. But it's hard to justify the expense in this down market, other than for some HR person's revenge, and that was my point: HR people out for blood will come to no good end. Does your idea of being "professional" include revenge? If so, I want nothing to do with your brand of "professionalism".

      Professional to ME means doing what you say you'll do, on time, under budget, showing up on time, being courteous, speaking standard English, and yes, some good grooming. I don't think that the grooming part necessitates a suit, especially if in the environment, you will never see a customer. I have worked places where I barely saw managers, for Pete's sake. Why on Earth would I waste all that money on good suits, even if it made me feel good? I wouldn't feel good about the non-tax-deductible expense I was incurring for no good reason. Plus, other coders wouldn't respect me if I was wearing a tie and/or suit....they'd think I was trying to compensate for a deficiency in my thought processes.

    5. Re:No Dignity + Any Future Turnaround = .... by COredneck · · Score: 1

      Whats so bad about wearing a suit? Are IT workers not supposed to be professionals? Professionals who work in offices should wear suits. I mean would it kill you? Tell you what. For one day, ONE DAY, if you are not already obliged to wear suits into work, wear one. Not a crappy one either. Go out and get a nice suit, one of the $800 kind. You probably need one anyway, so you can save it for later use. Get a good haircut and a shave/trim as well. Then go to work. Just do your job as you'd normally do it. You'll feel good. YOU'LL FEEL GOOD. You'll feel like a grownup. Seriously. Just give it one day. Then you can go back to whatever you wear, if you're allowed to wear it, right now.

      Asking an IT worker to wear a suit to work is not unreasonable to me. I mean, you're a professional right? Or is there still a collegiate attitude and atmosphere you're expecting? How long and how old must you be till you start dressing your age?


      You would be well advised to read Care and Feeding of your hacker (IT worker). It gives a lot of insight to your IT worker and how they think, what their opinion are and what makes them happy and unhappy. You wouldn't want unhappy IT workers since they can put you in a world of hurt.

      My definition of professionalism is respecting other people, that is, co-workers and for those in management, respecting your people that work for you. The focus should be is getting the job. Suits, dress codes are bullshit. The only place I see it is in marketing with customer contact. IT people about 95% of the time work behind the scenes and have little if any contact with the customer.

      The $800 suit is bullshit. For an average 5 day week, you would need 5 suits (a clean suit a day) plus a couple of others to hold you over while they are at the cleaners. So this makes 7 suits. Time to do some mathematics. To buy these suits, it will cost $5600 ! That is a load of money. Consider the wear and tear on suits and you have to replace them once a year. Cha-Ching ! How about the cost of the cleaners. A conservative number would be $50 a week. Calculating in vacation, holidays, 49 weeks for a total, $2450.

      So "Dressing for Sucess" cost about almost $8000 a year. Thanks to a down economy, most IT workers will pull in $30-40k a year after taxes. This is almost one-third of one's income. The $8000 figure can be chopped in half if a suit is worn twice before going to the cleaners depending on factors such as sweat, smell, etc.

      With a lax dress code that was prevalent during the Dot-Com time, wardrobe cost were low. I have better uses for $8000 such as investing it in the stock market with it being in the toilet right now and hopefully being at the bottom. When the market goes up, that $8000 would be a better return in investment.

      At work, I have been talked to about how I should be "professional" and not wear jeans to work. Yet, I move equipment around, get on floors to do cables and even a pair of khakis would not last too long. Jeans are good and sturdy and last a long time. Management is not willing to give me a clothing allowance so I will continue to wear jeans.

      With working full time and finishing up my graduate degree, I don't have time to maintain my wardrobe except washing and drying. I will not wear polyester (ie. polyester pants with the color of brown like shit). For Khaki pants, they require maintainence such as ironing. That would take about a couple of hours to do each week. I have better uses for my time.

      If doctors, lawyers, executives, politicians, recuriters, realtors, detectives and bankers wear suits why should it be any different for the IT professional? Is it because there's supposed to be some artistic individuality to the industry? I don't buy that one.

      Well, Doctors, Lawyers, Executives, and so on are paid lavish salaries (>=6 figures) compared to IT professionals. If IT professionals are expected to dress in suits, they should be paid at least 6 figures. Most companies will not do that.

      One last thing, I am of the opinion that the tie that goes with the suit has only one purpose, to wipe your bosses' ass.

  146. Re:Corporate America is filled with sycophants by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

    "Humanity" is filled with sycophants. Corporate America has nothing to do with that component of our species.

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  147. Low Pay = Depressed Labor by MarcQuadra · · Score: 1

    I keep trying to tell this to my employer. My company pays it's technicians 1/4th what the guys installing TVs at job sites get, we don't get benefits, often our shifts change from day to night (one day's notice), and most of us travel three hours daily to get to obscure school construction projects. Our managers wonder why we seem despondent and inattentive, I tell them that they would be too if they did a professional's work and got paid $12/hr, especially if the company was getting $140/hr for each of us to be onsite. There's only so long you can whip your workers before production starts DROPPING.

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    1. Re:Low Pay = Depressed Labor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting
      And yet, one day when you all present a greivance letter (signed by EVERYONE) and perhaps follow up on taht bad flu day when EVERYONE calls in sick, you might wake up the management

      They have two choices, fire everyone
      Perhaps listen and realize that their job is to be the lubricant between the people who do the work and the customers.

      The management strength is that you are all too cowardly to take a stand and maybe risk losing your job.

      So people will work 12-16 hour days.
      Yeah, sometimes this has to happen - deadlines, and the crunch, but when it's regular, you are doing more than one job and are getting underpaid for it. You can say no. After 8-10 hours, get up and leave. Your relationship to them is that you give them time, they give you money.
      More, by you working longer hours, you are rewarding management for short sighted decisions, for laying off your coworkers, for suckering you into sacrificing your life for free.

      There's a line between a slacker and someone going off and having their life. MGMT will mistake that line sometimes.
      But, as Dear Abby might offer, while they have the whip, you are the one standing still for it.

      The only true "revenge" you might have is when the economy turns a little and their talent bails. I enjoyed seeing a company I worked at "outsource" a lot of the network management stuff, the outsourcers took on all the (now ex-) employees, and cut their pay by 1/3rd.
      2 months later, the top 60% of the talent was gone leaving a bunch of guys who didn't know how to plan, didn't know what technologies were on the rise, they mostly knew how to follow implementation instructions.

      It's been 5 years, and the network doesn't work; the outsourcing contract is over and the company, once a leader is trying to fend off takover attempts and has lost lots of their customers.

  148. As the "can do guys", you'll be next by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After all, you're now "company heros", you're on your way to becoming indispensible and that would mean hight saleries, more training and a bit of say over what can happen.

    And how many more sleepless nights can you take?

  149. You almost described my experience, except... by pHDNgell · · Score: 2

    When my team was hit (a couple months after I started), the only people to be let go were ones who'd been working in the system for a very long time. Our software is fairly complex (pictures lots of clients speaking a proprietary bidirectional protocol on top of TLS doing all kinds of stuff all of the time). After the initial shock and all went away (a week or so), we got a *lot* more done. After my team was cut in half, we have cut our average processing times in half about three times now while adding consistently adding features and we're enjoying ourselves greatly.

    At my last job, we went from over 100 engineers down to about 10 and got an absolutely incredible amount more work done. It was all good team dynamics and not spending so much time teaching the other 90 guys how to write code, or worse, rewriting everything they did attempt...

    I don't think I've stayed until 1900 a single time yet, however. I don't really see what it would gain me. I'm not going to be productive feeling trapped in the office trying to make an unreasonable deadline. Instead, we keep our deadlines reasonable, and we make them, and people don't complain about us leaving on time.

    That said, I was supposed to have today off, but I might have to go in because I never set up VPN access and my team broke something today. Ugh.

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  150. Comparison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I've worked with several companies, most of them small. One required everyone to work from 8am to 5pm, half hour lunch and to clock in and out. The boss would fire people on a regular basis to try and keep costs down. Needless to say, most of the people there didn't do a very good job for long. It's hard to do a good job when your boss has no concept about management.

    I've also worked with another company, the hours were 9:30 - 4:30, 1 hour lunch. (Mon - Fri) The boss was a manager for over 10 years, and understood how to manage the employees. Guess what? Productivity went thru the roof! People wanted to get their projects done. They stayed for unpaid overtime when necessary. People came in early to discuss projects, etc... It was a great place to work.

    Both companies are out of business. The first one because over 85% of the staff walked out one afternoon after the owner announced he was going to move the office to another state to save money. (He died about a year later, stroke, high blood pressure, who would have thought?)
    The other company was a victim of some bad financial calls, most of their customers going bankrupt, and being located in downtown Manhattan on Sept 11th.

    Go figure.

  151. Shareholders by twitter · · Score: 3, Informative
    There are only two kinds of shareholders that count, large institutional shareholders and your boss. The first group are the ones "managing" your 401 plan and they have effectively co-opted your boss.

    Your company puts big heaping hunks of your money into 401k investment firms. In turn, these institutions talk to your boss's boss's boss and tel l them about "market expectations". When your company does not make it's earnings goals, they treaten to unload stocks, which would sink the price and your company. Your boss, and you too, have their savings wiped out.

    This is why I did not buy into my company's 401k plan. It's good when it's good, but I got in at a market peak. Did the US economy really grow five fold in the 90s? No, it did not, in fact manufacturing and other important segments contracted as we sold our souls to Chinese imports. John Kenedy senior got out of the market when a shoeboy gave him stock advice. The year was 1929. Today, shoeboy is a troll and his alterego, streetlawer, will be happy to give you stock advice. I wish those two would do something interesting, their advice is evidence that they are underutilized and that we are all have less than we think we do.

    The 401k "managers" second guessing my company and creating incentives for my bosses to get rich quick with bonuses, unrealistic expectations, and other silly games has undone many great companies. Look forward to more accounting fraud, bankruptsies and other badness. The last place I worked had it's "grateful" people working 12 hour days to keep their jobs but they got fired anyway. Something really stinks about that.

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  152. fuzzy math by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Shouldn't it be:


    Same Work/Fewer Employees = Higher Productivity


    ?

  153. Simple explanation by MindTree · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How about, everyone stated working becuase they didn't want to get the axe. Most peoples credit card bills, car payments, morgages, rent, hbo subscriptions, etc are enough incentive to make them work harder so they don't loose their job. Unlike a failing marrage, you can't get more money becuase you "were use to a higher quality of life". I'll do just about anything I'm asked with a minimum amount of fuss these days. Infact I'll do stuff I wouldn't have even considered taking on before, and I'll do it with a smile, just to keep the checks rollin in. Especially after you've watched friends and coworkers brave the current job pool. Talk about motivation. There you have it. Simply put, we have the same (maybe a bit more) work to do, but everyone's afraid NOT to do it. Almost as much as they are afraid to miss a ship date. I predict burnout will be a lot more frequent, and turnover may start to go up. Or maybe it'll just be career change.

  154. Voodoo Economics by 3ryon · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Fewer Employees + Same Work = Higher Productivity
    Fewer Employees + Same Work = Lower Morale
    Lower Morale = Lower Productivity
    Lower Morale + More Employees = Same Productiviy

    Wash, rinse, repeat.

  155. shoeboy gives stock advice! by twitter · · Score: 2

    here in 2001, Shoeboy told us that Open Source was dying and that Mozilla would never work and usability would never come from free software. Funy, I'm posting this from Mozilla on the most usable software I've ever owned, all free. So the advice was bad, but that's not the point. The point is that stocks are overvalued because there has been an incentive for them to look that way.

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  156. Ottowa Unemployement by hopbine · · Score: 1

    Strange things here on Ottawa. Unemployement stayed about the same - 6.9% - this in spite of the fact that Nortel, JDS Uniphase and others have laid of about 25,000 people over the last year or so.
    It's great living in a government town.

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  157. Re:No problemo..Trollio. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, you claim that managers actually DO work?

  158. Crisis = ... by fferreres · · Score: 2

    I think of crisis as:

    Crisis = Review the past + Look for the Future + Make Decisions

    A crisis means you cannot hope things to resolve themselves, nor that you can act like you are going to solve everything in a second. You have to understand what happened and make real but prudent decisions even though some people may not want the status quo to be altered.

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  159. Higher Productivity - up to a point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The first set of layoffs took out most of the "dead wood" and non-essential personnel. It was also accompanied by a project re-organization. At the time we were spread too thin - too many projects with 1 or 1.5 people working on them. After the first layoffs, my workload went up maybe 10%, but I was also working on some more interesting stuff. We hired/fired/worked for a year. At the end of the year, the number of projects had grown by 50%, but it was still managable.

    The second wave of layoffs were much more problematic. Since not much dead wood was left, this layoff target high-priced individuals - sr. research scientists, directors, long-time technical professionals, and the founders of the company. More than a little of this had political implications. The second layoff was not managed well. Subsequent employee disgust/defection in the weeks following nearly doubled the manpower reduction. Although the workforce was "reorganized", the work was not. Same schedules(deadlines), same feature set. By two months after the second layoff my workload had doubled. I could see my productivity suffer, although it apparently wasn't noticed by upper mgt. All of my friends were gone.

    In an attempt to retain key personnel (including myself), the company bribed us to stay with large grants of short vesting stock options (no money of course). To minimize capital gains taxes, those of us with enough cash exercised these options as soon as they vested (six months). By the end of the year, burnout was imminent. Only two of us had any historical knowledge of the system (and the other guy didn't show up to work very often). My productivity was way off. I couldn't seem to make a dent in the work load. Our project had lost most of its support staff. We were left with 1 QA person, 0 tech writer, 0 product marketing, 3 (three?) project managers. Nothing was fun anymore. I was feeling quite exploited, but I felt loyalty to the technology and product (not the company).

    Then the stock market crashed. Our customers stopped spending any money. The company stock dropped 70%. Those of us that had exercised but not sold those stock options found ourselves with a tax liability that was 3 times greater than the street price of the stock. Last April I owed more money in income taxes than I grossed in 2001.

    I took a look at my job: severely overworked, no sense of accomplishment, job not fun, no friends left, job COSTS ME $120,000/year. I left and haven't worked since. I still find it difficult to commit to a project.

    Just call me - Cinder.

  160. The recession isn't that bad, is it? by GiMP · · Score: 2

    I just left a company not too long ago because, in my opinion, it was unorganized, poorly managed, and refused to give raises while the owners bought new BMWs.

    I found that the job search-engines and staffing agencies are USELESS. Often you don't even get automated replies until several months after application.. if you get any reply at all.

    I found my latest job by simply asking a co-worker if he knew anyone looking to hire. Within 15 minutes I had myself a new job. USE YOUR CONNECTIONS. The company I am now working with rejected me based on my CV, yet hired me with recommendation. (Regardless of having a strong CV).

    Hypothetical example: It is easier to get a job with a recommendation from John Carmack than it is with 15 years of experience in game programming with Nintendo; who cares if you worked on Mario Bros if we never heard of you?

    For those who may say that search engines worked for you, they worked for me too.. over a year ago, but not in today.

    If you're wondering, I'm currently working in what I affectionately call the 'ghetto-hosting' industry.. budget webhosting, leased/dedicated servers and co-location. I do "Software Engineering/Programming and Unix Systems Administration".

  161. I'd comment... by Sean+Clifford · · Score: 2

    ...but I don't have time.

  162. Bad Math by donutello · · Score: 2

    Shouldn't that be Same work / Fewer Employees = More Productivity?

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  163. Huh????? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here they kept the dead wood and....

    Interesting concept. :-)

  164. Does it go a little something like this? by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

    So in other words don't ever pick a line of work just for the money, because working at anything just for the money is immoral and evil or in some way bad. It doesn't matter if you are doing this so you can become independently wealthy quickly and be able to retire from said line of work and pursue your own interests for the rest of your life from the moment you become rich on, no you must make sure to placate and satisify the purists in any given line of work.

    Gotcha.

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    1. Re:Does it go a little something like this? by krinsh · · Score: 2

      No, it does not - or I'd be Microsoft-bashing just like the rest of you .

      I am of the personal opinion that if you go into something just for the money; then when the money is gone you will be gone and onto the next money-maker -- like pyramid schemes or something. Like I said; some of my contemporaries are ready to sell cars - more power to them to.

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  165. haste makes waste by twitter · · Score: 2
    ... the same amount of work is being done by less people.

    Who told you that? The same idiot trying to prove productivity is up by micromanaging your hours? Did they also tell you how last year was "the best year ever"? Work you do that no one noticed until it was not done will now be noticed.

    I'm sorry, but this big dog lead downsizing at big companies is clueless and likely to get rid of talent first. The "deadwood" has been there forever, and likely to sue for age discrimination. The fact is that most of the fire decisions will be made based on things previously considered "minor" problems that were easy to document. It's especially stupid when it happens in stable sectors of the economy, but somehow it's a national obsession. It realy agrivates me to see companies spend arms and legs on "security" and more silly Windoze software, trumpet their "best year ever" then turn around and fire people so that there will be enough money for your and your boss's bonus.

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  166. It's the wonders of capitalism. by my_second_fish · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The bottom line is the bottom line.

    A stratification class I am in, demonstrated some rather alarming figures regarding the corporate elite, as compared to the corporate prole. In 2001, Lawrence Ellison made $706 million dollars for the year. Thats almost $2 million a -day-, 160 times that of the highest paid CEO in 1950 (Charles Wilson of General Motors). "The average CEO of a major corporation made $11 million in 2001, including salary, bonus and other compensation such as exercised stock options"

    If workers pay increased with inflation, and productivity gains, average hourly earnings would be $21.71, not $14.33 that they are today. In fact, workers make on average, 9% -less- than they did in 1973, if you adjust for inflation. Minimum wage earners, earn 38% less than 1968 workers. "It takes more than 3 jobs at the minimum wage of $5.15 an hour -- $10,712 a year -- to support a family." Since the last minimum wage increase, Congress has raised their salaries by more than $16,400, and have another $5000 raise pending.

    But I got off topic. The GATT, NAFTA, IMF and the World Bank are all attempts to allow the shipping of jobs to other, cheaper countries. It makes business sense to move that factory in El Paso, across the river to Juarez, and go from paying $8/hr, to $8/day for employees. Throw in corrupt officials, less stringent environmental controls, the dropping of benefits and retirement, and you have a vastly cheaper production cost.

    Furthermore, if executives can shuffle more workload onto a smaller workforce, in an economy that has a large available workforce (too many of you damn CS ppl out there :), those who want to protest, can be replaced. So people bear the brunt, because they know they will be replaced. But People have no collective long-term memory. They remember when their skills were in demand, and they could set the bars that they wanted. Desks made from legos, workstations that pivot slightly over the course of the day, nerf guns strapped to their chairs, Aqua Joe in the water cooler.. People also got lazy. They knew that if they slacked off, the job'd still be there, because they were indispensible. Unfortunately, things changed.. and it seems that nobody remembers the 1980s. When there was struggle for the good paying jobs, and good paying jobs meant you worked your ass off.

    Hell, computer professionals now get to realize the crush teachers have always felt. More and more work, without any added compensation.

    Quotes are from a commentary by Holly Sklar, co-author of Raise The Floor: Wages and Policies That Work for All Of Us and can be reached via email: hsklarATaolDOTcom (she had it at the end of the commentary, so i figured i'd share)

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  167. Productivity vs. cost by chryptic · · Score: 2

    After being laid-off and still owed a months back pay, my former boss tried to get some free productivity out of me.

    Some people have a hard time understanding that when the paycheck stops I don't give a damn that the company's mail server crashed.

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    The two most common things in the Universe are hydrogen and stupidity. -- Harlan Ellison
  168. the REAL chinese saying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    New Chinese Saying: "We take you job, half money, twice hard work. Yanky pump gas!"

    1. Re:the REAL chinese saying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like a good deal. Please send your resume to my HR department. We have plenty of jobs that somehow rightfully belong to white people, just waiting for you to come by and fill them with your undeserving, hard-working selves. Thank you.

  169. Pulling out my dictionary ... by ChrisWong · · Score: 2

    My Oxford Concise English/Chinese dictionary, that is. The first character, wei, literally does mean danger. It also means imperil or dying. The second character ji has a number of different meanings: 1) machine 2) airplane 3) crucial point 4) opportunity 5) organic 6) quick witted.

    So, yes, the equation is literally correct. It's just that to see the correct meaning of the two together, you have to allow for the multiple possible meanings. If you use meaning 3 of ji above, for example, you can see how the "crisis" meaning forms.

    It's not unusual. Trying looking up a word in an English dictionary and you will often come up with a multitude of meanings too.

  170. IAWTP +5, Insightful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lameness filter avoidance. Lameness filter avoidance.

    Lameness filter avoidance. Lameness filter avoidance.

  171. Trucking by quintessent · · Score: 2

    Yeah, I'm in the delivery business. I decided to boost productivity by selling off half our fleet. The trucks used to drive 55 MPH, and now I just have them drive 110 MPH. It's amazing how much more productive they are.

  172. Re:"Fewer Employees + Same Work = Higher Productiv by dcocos · · Score: 1

    If you've actually read the article then you aren't follow slashdot protocol.

  173. lack of political defense by Tablizer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Pay based on seniority, not on merit

    Merit shmerit. The commercial PHB's want young workers because they don't yet have families (overtime and distractions) and because PHB's pay attention to superficial things like icon-drags-per-minute rather than the things that experience helps with: long-term maintainability of complex software and the ability to spot bad vendor hype.

    I don't know if unions are really the answer, but one thing I have noticed is that if you have no political power, you get stepped on by those who do. The big companies are lobbying like crazy to make it easier to hire or rent cheaper foreign workers. Congress is easy for them to buy.

    If geeks don't find a political voice of some sort, we WILL get stepped on. It is simple as that. Be it jobs, digital/IP rights, etc. They are already stepping all over our digital/IP rights, what makes you think they won't somehow do the same to our careers? The writing is on the wall.

  174. some thoughts on this recession by Wansu · · Score: 2

    I've worked through 3 recessions. Each has been worse than the last. The last one was '90-'92. Every 2 weeks came an announcement of a couple thousand people laid off here or there. This go-round, the frequency of these announcements is about the same but the size is an order of magnitude bigger.

    The personal computer pulled us out of the stagflated 70's and early 80's. The internet pulled us out of the early 90's recession. What's going to pull us out of this? Companies have hollowed out and sent manufacturing overseas during the late 80's, so it won't be that. They were unsuccessful in exporting tech work to the cheap labor so they imported cheap labor and brought it to the tech work. So, it won't be that kind of work that turns us around. I might add these last 2 changes are nearly irreversible. What is going to turn this economy around? Whatever it is, it ain't in sight yet. At the rate we're going, we'll be a 2nd world country before long.

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    1. Re:some thoughts on this recession by raindr · · Score: 1

      Well you know big George has a plan! That's right - start a war with whomever is in the public eye(Iraq). Many a economic problems in our beloved country has been helped by starting a good ol' war. Not that I'm for it mind you...bah!

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  175. why? by DrSkwid · · Score: 1

    murderer

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    1. Re:why? by Datafage · · Score: 1

      Cause that site is total bullshit. How 'bout you come along down to where I live and we bash heads together until you realise how strong bones get when you drink a gallon of milk a day?

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  176. higher productivity - for whom? by redbeard_ak · · Score: 2, Informative

    Actually, even by the measure of dollars paid per dollars of product (the manager's idea of productivity), according to this Bureau of Labor Statistics report - productivity goes DOWN with layoffs.

    Quote:"Information technology professionals have been working longer hours but achieving less throughout 2000 as the turnover rate has grown dramatically, according to a study conducted by the Stamford, Conn.-based IT consulting firm Meta Group. It found that information technology professionals in the United States are working an average of 2,157 hours per year, up 36 percent from 1999 levels."

    That study is a bit out of date - 2000. But if we are working harder now - 2157 hours per year in 2000 is already an average of over 41 hours per week - without vacations. Didn't people die for the 8 hour day?

    Productivity for whom? Working faster doesn't mean I like the code I'm writing, or that I'm able to do the best job I can on the servers I'm maintaining (just two right now as a consultant). The folks that are still doing tech support where I used to work are swamped and aren't able to do their job. Their customers are complaining but it isn't the lone customer service person's fault: management blew the business plan and the workers have to handle the heat.

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  177. Contrary to most people here... by RoundTop-VJAS · · Score: 1
    I am unemployed.

    I am an IT worker.

    I am good at what I do... however the company I was at had a VC back out because he was losing his shirt on the stock market (even though we were not publically traded). So the company was forced to lay off 80% of its employees. I do not blame the company for this as it was a good company and they kept us informed.

    HOWEVER I have only been out of school for 1 year working, and I didn't go for any mickey-mouse certs (eg: MCSE, A+) but actually went to a real school. I have now been unemployed for almost 3 months... and I have had 1, count it, 1 interview. It would be sweet if I could get it, but that should give you an idea.

    There are a few people who went into IT because we are good at it, and went to school before this whole .com thing, but came out AFTER it blew up. We have been screwed because we have to compete with the MCSEs, the people who hold masters degrees, and the people with 10 years exp.

    And I'm sorry but I don't have a massive amount of cash saved up to go back to school for 2-5 years.

    Consider yourself LUCKY to have job in IT. And I'll tell you that most of the layoffs aren't due to deadwood, but the company just paring down.

    An example: I apply to company X. Company X gets 500 resumes. About 400 of those are mickey-mouses, but let us say that some get interviewed anyways. About 50 of those people have lots of exp, are good, and desperate for work. These will make up the majority of interviews. Then you have about 50 people who have traditional schooling, and Now, looking at that... tell me where the problem is. HOW CAN YOU GET MORE EXP IF YOU CAN'T GET A FREAKING JOB! and if you don't have exp, you don't get the job.

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    1. Re:Contrary to most people here... by raindr · · Score: 1

      Hate to bust yout bubble but having over 10 years experience hasn't helped me that much and it's going on 1 year this month....I've been doing some independent work and got my foot in the door at a couple more places but man it's kinda bleak, of course I'm not much of coder type.

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  178. Perhaps even less is needed (A test) by Wraithlyn · · Score: 2

    Excellent...

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  179. Hiring Joke by AndroidCat · · Score: 2
    An imaginary scene at an imaginary company (which might be at 216.191.154.26, 216.254.139.78, or even 217.13.224.218):

    An HR Person and a Marketeer are doing lunch.

    HRP: I don't know what to do about the incessant demands from Software Development.
    M: Oh? What's wrong?
    HRP: They keep asking for more people. A year ago, they needed a few developers, six months ago they needed a few developers, now they need several developers and a manager. They're driving me crazy!
    M: Wow! What do they do with all those developers?
    HRP: I don't know. shrug I never hire any.

    (Dedicated to those companies that have listed the same jobs on their web site for over a year.)

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  180. Overload... by Mattsson · · Score: 2, Informative

    Well...
    When it-department i was working at last year got cut down, we who remained had to work between 10 - 15 hours a day to keep up.
    After a few weeks of that, you actually get *less* done in 15 hours than you used to do in 8.
    So the idiot who cuts down to much actually ends up shoting him/herself in the foot.
    You'll also alienate the emplyees and end up being hated by them.
    Not that every person in such positions actually care what their personell thinks about them, but if you're a company in a small town, you'll eventually end up being unable to employ new staff, since rumors about bad companies spread quickly.

    Anyway...
    I got burned out in a couple of months and quit.
    That was over a year ago now and I'm still not recovered.
    But at least I didn't have one of those idiotic "can't work for competition" contracts.
    Not that it would have mattered, since I got so tired of working with computers that I've decide to make a career change.

    My tip is to quit *before* you get burned out.
    It's a hell to get your act together again after it has happened...

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    1. Re:Overload... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. Burnout sucks. Fortunately, sometimes it takes exactly that to see how screwed up the situation was - and how much better off you are.

      Live for yourself - life is too short.

  181. suck my balls bitch boy! by ravage · · Score: 1

    I've been in this industry for over 6 years in an admin/developer role and I'm no windows newbie or technical novice.

    I've been unemployed for almost 5 months now and am having to seriously consider work in another field for a lot less money (hopefully only temp. situation).

    Hey, I've got a family to help support as well as a mortgage payment and bills that add up way too fast!

    Hell, I'd work 70 hrs/week if need be and throw in a lot of distateful Winblows machines and lusers.

    Some of us would love to be overworked and EMPLOYED!

    Do your work, shut the fuck up and quit complaining!

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    1. Re:suck my balls bitch boy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why don't you follow the money? In case you haven't heard, most of us are moving on to real estate. It's the flavor of the year.

  182. Sell Off? by baldass_newbie · · Score: 2

    they "sell off" their easiest asset to drop - the employees.

    You can't 'sell' employees. Employees are a figurative asset, not a literal one. You can put them on your Schedule C. They don't appreciate or depreciate.
    'Employees as assets' is a figure of speech. Do you understand that?
    Most firms have a huge amount of slack between what they're paying for and what's getting done. And usually, there's a two to three employee cushion.
    Just look at yourself. Are you posting during work hours? Or when you could be working?
    And the end of your 'cycle' doesn't hold. When profits drop, shareholders want MORE costs cut. They sure as hell don't want to invest in more new employees. At least not here on Earth. Don't know about your planet.
    Get some business books before you start talking about business cycles.

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  183. Experiments in karma whoring by Winged+Cat · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sorry, you have to quote Homer in order to get the Simpsons Karma Score Bonus.

    Ah, okay, got it.

    D'oh!

  184. Work to Live -or- Live to Work by COredneck · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Having been in the IT field for 13 years, there is one thing that is clear. Most of us in IT work to live which is diametrically opposed to what the high ups prefer, live to work. Unfortunately, the high up eecutives are never or very rarely promoted from the ranks of IT. They are almost always from marketing. Usually, the marketing people also try to push the BS on us like dress codes.

    Since I live here in Colorado Springs, one of the big employers is MCI-Worldcom. I worked there back in 1995/1996 for 8 months. The managerial structure always pushed for long hours including weekends. Colorado offers great recreational opportunities and went against what the executive wanted, you living to work.

    There is a Wall Street Journal Article about the executives and marketing people in Wash. DC griping about moving software development to Colorado Springs.

    "In Washington, I judged the productivity of my workers by how many pizza truck s showed up in front of our buildings at 6 p.m.," Mr. Ditchfield recalls.

    But in Colorado Springs "the parking lot was emptying out by 4:30 p.m., and by 6 p.m. the building was a ghost town," says John W. Harding, a senior manager. "I was stunned." He says he and his fellow managers' came to expect transferring workers to show a 50% productivity decline in the months immediately surrounding their move, and a 20% drop after.

    The slower pace was introduced, in part, by new local hires who required start-up time and who had strong family commitments and interests in the outdoors. "This whole notion of having a balanced life is something the Colorado people didn't just give lip service to," Mr. Pingho says. For MCI veterans, the mood was contagious. "I began to buy into that culture myself," says Mr. Harding, who estimates his average work week fell by about 15 hours. "If no one's there to work with, there's no point in being there."

    Still-frenzied MCI marketers in Washington and Atlanta grew impatient and resentfu l, and began to go elsewhere to get projects finished quickly. That culminated in MCI's 1995 purchase of SHL Systemhouse Inc., a Canadian software-engineering concern that mirrored Systems Engineering's talents.


    This article came out in April 1996, about a month after I got fired from there. In my last two months there, our management instituted very late afternoon meetings that went from 4 pm to 6 pm especially on Friday. That pissed me off. I usually took off for the weekend and wanted to get out at 1pm to beat the traffic and I am disciplined enough to put the hours in early to do that. When I was fired, one of the things they mentioned is I didn't make work #1. They mentioned that I had no ambition since I didn't work Saturdays. It was very similar to the movie Office Space. The article put it into perspective on why things happened the way they did. Management got pressure from the executives in Wash. DC to force people to make work #1 like the useless afternoon meetings.

    They were definitely a live to work organization and they are in shambles today. I myself believe and live as a work to live creature.

  185. YES! (Re:Are there really fewer IT jobs?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My experience has been that the number of jobs is the same but the ones out there are less desirable.

    Where the hell do you live? Here it is dry as a desert lizard's skeleton. Please let me know. I'll travel if I fricken have to. I don't care anymore. I just want to program for survivle money instead of serve fries. Please please tell me. I am desparate. I even tried to pass off as an H-1B, I swear to God, but they only wanted "sales experts" from the US.

  186. Just remember this by da_Den_man · · Score: 2

    When all you people bitching about your jobs finally burn out.....someone like me will be there to take the job and excel at it. So...go ahead and quit...get out of the field and sell ice cream or something (hey open a coffee chain...I hear they are going places) so I can go back to earning a decent wage and doing a decent day's worth of work.

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    1. Re:Just remember this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There will always be a need for someone to lick ass. It might as well be you. Good luck, pal.

  187. Productivity is the printing press by Convergence · · Score: 2

    Productivitity is what means we can get more gadgets every year. The printing press made books affordable to the masses. Interchangable parts and the assembly line is what led to our modern world of cheap plentiful non-handcrafted goods.

    Productivity is how much output we can produce per hour, as an aggregate. Now, the more we produce per hour, the more we can consume per hour of work. So, 10% more productivity accross the board means that my paycheck can buy 10% more goodies.

    If GDP is a measure of the material wealth of a civilization, then it can only increase in one of two ways: More people working, or higher productivity.

    With increasing productivity, EVERYONE wins.

  188. Better opportunities going than staying! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    A bit off-topic, but in my case, being laid off was certainly a much better opportunity than if I had stayed...
    I got a nice redundancy packet, letting me enjoy a year or so without having to work, giving me plenty of time to work on launching my company, and probably soon selling my services to my old company at four times the salary rate, because nobody else knows how to do this job!
    I pity those who have to stay and endure the stress of work overload and job uncertainty.

  189. Cowards. by Max+Threshold · · Score: 1

    Anyone who goes back to work after half their co-workers get laid off is a coward. Don't pick up the slack for the people who are gone. In fact, don't even do your own work anymore. It's time to start screwing the shareholders instead of the workers. Nobody owes anybody a profit.

  190. English word for cupboard by adporter · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The English word for cupbaoard is CUP+BOARD, but that does not mean I will always find a cup in there.

  191. Fewer Employees + Same Work = Higher Productivity? by Malicious · · Score: 1
    Fewer Employees + Same Work = Higher Productivity...

    No

    Fewer Employees + Same Pay + More Work Per Employee = Unhappy Employees

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  192. So when will we see a surge of Karoshi? by Lars+T. · · Score: 2
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  193. lol by DrSkwid · · Score: 1

    blood soaked murderer with a temper

    wtg

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    1. Re:lol by Datafage · · Score: 1

      Oh yes, thats a perfectly logical conclusion. Troll away.

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  194. OT: A comment on your sig... by Nonesuch · · Score: 1
    AB3A
    Nearly fifty percent of all graduates come from the bottom half of the class!

    Not always. For example, my high school cheated on 'rank in class', reporting a class rank that was misleading, if not entirely dishonest. My graduating class was just shy of 400 students, but the lowest ranked kid was ranked as "325/400".

    Class rankings were calculated on a big old mainframe (IBM MUSIC/SP), which would print out your class rank on your report card each quarter, and on the official transcript provided to universities with your application.

    The "trick" was, the administrators felt it was unfair that if you had a grade average of 103.1 (due to honors, AP, etc 'bonus' points), at the start of the senior year and were ranked #3, and #4 and #5 improved their grades and at the end of the first quarter of senior year all three of you had a 103.1 average, then they would not lower your ranking, they would rank all three of you at #3. Ditto for everybody else down the line.

    The didn't correct for these when reporting "top X percent of graduating class", so the "top 25%" of students made up closer to 40% of the graduating class...

    End result, Nearly seventy percent of my graduating class came from the top half of the class.

  195. Fewer Employees + Same Work = Burnout by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Been there, done that and pawned the T-shirt.

  196. 'You have a life outside of work' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My company has laid off thousands in the last couple of years. Nobody was touched at my location, though several people just quit(with 2 minute notice) because they were tired of the bullshit. One of my co-workers left to go work for Lowes.. he took a pay cut but doesn't have to deal with bs anymore. As far as productivity goes, it has plummeted big time which is due to any lack of morale. There has been no layoffs at my location, but we're very understaffed due to alot of people leaving during the tech boom of 2000, these people were never replaced. Also quite a few workers were migrated to another directors office so he would have higher headcount. So, we have about1/4 to 1/5 of the staff we used to have and the same amount of workload. Are we stepping up and being more productive? Not at all, I used to bust my butt putting in 16+ hours day in the eary 90's, not now, I'm out the door when my 8 hours are up. Things are getting neglected, big mistakes take place. Some big fuckups had to happen and now some small things are changing to boost morale, like extra vacation days and small perks in the breakroom that make the day go quicker(but this was stuff we used to have anyway which was taken away) So, yeah, I'm now responsible for alot more systems, but I can't be as thorough as I used to be, so basically, if it ain't broke, don't break it.

  197. Chinese "symbol" for crisis by jyang · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I got a few bones to pick with westerner's portraits of chinese characters:

    1. The characters are BADLY written. It looks like written by a four year old who got hold of a pen brush. I know it doesn't matter to you dumb Americans, but do you like to see mispelled english quotations in foreign publications?

    2. "danger opportunity" in Chinese is not "symbols", it is called "words". Would it be okay if I say the American "symbol" for ground beef + bread is called "hamburger" ? sounds wierd huh? It's your language, use it correctly.

    Okay, get that off my chest.

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  198. Layoffs = Forest Fire? by whereiswaldo · · Score: 2

    In nature, sometimes a forest fire actually makes for a better forest once it grows back.

    At work, layoffs give the company the opportunity to rid themselves of people who are slow, in pissy moods all the time, uncooperative, and incompetent.

    The people who eventually replace those let go are told what the new rules are and they don't have any preconceived notions of "the good times" before the new boss arrived, etc..

    I hate the thought of layoffs, but sometimes I think that companies don't trim the fat often enough so it drags the company down because of lost productivity.

  199. Manager of None by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    It sounds like the poster thinks job cuts do wonders for productivity. I started working at my current company as one of four in-house Techs. Flash forward three years and now I'm the manager of a one person in-house repair department. While it may appear that business is good, the bottom line is: less capacity means less billable labor done. One person also means repair backlogs prevent anything like proper QA, repair tracking and process improvement. Being short staffed gives eager employees a chance to shine.. and also burn out.

  200. Tell them you need help. by blair1q · · Score: 2

    The point here is, if there is enough work they will hire more people to do it. They just had no idea how much work needed to be done, nor how to apportion it, and got rid of enough people to force a proper reorganization. When you come up with too much and tell them, they should get someone to help. If they don't, tell us, and we'll short the shit out of their stock, because they're too dumb to run a business.

  201. Amazing! by edinho · · Score: 1

    What a guy! I am impressed with your logic and human decency!

    Cheers,
    e.

  202. More Employees by ThePackager · · Score: 1

    Therefore, to raise the number of employees, those of us who are still working (those who aren't goofing off already!) should slow down, take longer breaks, go home ON TIME, etc, and then more employees will be required, after the productivity gets really low, n'est-ce pas?

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  203. Typical by ArcSecond · · Score: 3

    I find it curious that you aren't allowed to criticize something unless you have a substitute readily available. Saying "this sucks (and here's why), but I don't really know how to improve/replace it" is somehow wrong.

    Well, actually, it isn't. It's perfectly okay to point out the flaws in someone's argument or theory. It is not up to the critic to make a better theory, it is up to those who claim they have all the answers to defend their supposed Omniscience. And let's face it: traditional Western economics is supposed to be the best possible solution to all the world's problems.

    I guess pointing out how that is false makes one pretty unpopular with the masses that have invested in it. Those of us with less to lose should keep on hammering the point home. Screw the orthodoxy.

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  204. Economics by br00tus · · Score: 2, Interesting
    If you're a believer in the idea that workers do better in good economies, this contrasts with that. Higher productivity means more money is being made per hour by the company - which means workers would be making more per hour, right? Except real wages are not increasing - most places have a wage freeze as well as a hiring freeze and government data reflects this.

    In the article, this process is called a speed-up by the AFL-CIO, because it is more physically grueling for blue collar workers. For white collar workers, it is more mentally straining, as the people from this article say.

    As the article said, for the companies things are good right now and getting better. But basically they are shafting workers who if things were in equilibrium would have those people back doing the workloads they had to pickup, or would be getting paid more. Neither is happening.

    A lot of the posts here show a lot of economic ignorance. This works against all IT workers. IT wages dropped for the first time in a decade a few months ago, yet many people talk about how they're happy this is happening. This would only make sense if they're not doing IT but are an owner, or perhaps in upper management.

    Microsoft, Intel, IBM, and so forth give millions a year to the ITAA to spin IT economic news in their manner as well as lobbying Congress. In terms of associations for IT people who figure out what's in our interest, most of the organizations are nascent - the Programmers Guild, CESO, Washtech etc. (not IEEE-USA which is a disaster). Our wages are being hurt due to not enough people discussing how financial matters affect our profession with each other, and so forth. This can be done in the aforementioned organizations, on mailing lists and on usenet. I have a web site that discusses some of this.

  205. Boca Raton == Mouth of the *MOUSE* by SinceEBCDIC · · Score: 1

    ...and out of towners often pronounce it in the spanish "boh-Ka ra-Tahn", but it's actually pronounced "Book-a Rah-tone" and it doesn't mean mouth of the rat (other than literally)

    It doesn't mean "mouth of the rat" literally or figuratively, it means mouth of the MOUSE.

    And the out-of-towners are pronouncing it (historically) correctly, even if the in-towners would like to pretend it's a bit more tony than it really is.

    (I traipsed through Florida last year, from Jupiter to Miami, and liked Palm Beach and Boca Raton. But the posturing! Ay!)

    From this page: Boca Raton (Florida): from "boca de ratónes," a Spanish term applied to nearby inlets. It translates as "mouth of the mouse" (not "rat," which is "rata") and may refer to the jagged rocks at these inlets. It has also been suggested that "ratónes" was a term used for the pirates who might hide in such a place.

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    1. Re:Boca Raton == Mouth of the *MOUSE* by JabberWokky · · Score: 2
      Ahem. To those who keep telling me that it means "mouse", not "rat":

      It doesn't matter - I *never* said that it meant Rat anything. I said: "People like to refer to it as Mouth of the Rat". Which is true. Listen to talk radio or pick up a copy of the Palm Beach Post and flip over to the Opinion or Accent section and see how many times you hear or read somebody sarcastically say "mouth of the rat" to refer to Boca.

      Y'all can correct me all you want, but I lived somewhere around 23-25 years in Palm Beach county, and I know how people pronounce the term and how they refer to it. Out here in California, spanish names are still spanish. In Florida, the native population has spoken english for so long that the place names have migrated into different pronunciations. Rio on the St. Lucie River is "Riah-oh". I'm sure there are plenty of other examples.

      And as another point of information, native Spanish speakers pronounce Boca Raton the modern way. I know at least three first generation immigrants from Cuba that use the "proper", anglicized pronunciation, even when speaking spanish. It's the name of the city.

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  206. The power of "No" by TechnoWitch · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There is power in the word "no" -- and we, particularly we here in America where 'organized labor' has become a dirty word, have lost sight of it.

    "No" as in "No, this schedule is unreasonable and I will not give up my vacation to meet these arbitrary, marketing department-driven deadlings."

    "No" as in "No, I'm not available to work all weekend, just because the Quality Assurance group found all these bugs and they now need to be documented. I promised my daughter I'd see her in her first soccer game and that's a promise I mean to keep."

    "No" as in "No, I've given you late evenings four nights already this week, the world is not going to fall apart if I go home ON TIME this Friday, because my spouse has prepared a lovely anniversary dinner and he'll be mighty pissed if I miss it... again!"

    I'm serious. This 'higher productivity' bullshit has come at the cost of our lives and what's worse, we continue to pretend to think that sacrificing our lives for the almighty spreadsheet somehow will entitle us to the life of the wannabe dot-com neuveau riche.

    It's rubbish. The whole game was rigged from the start, except perhaps for a few lucky 'lottery ticket' winners -- most of whom are either now broke (again) or have sold their souls to Beelzebub (aka the Almighty Dollar).

    Technowitch ...who would be more wealthy if she said 'no' less often, but much less happy...

  207. layoffs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Michael,
    The alternative to all this layoff and downsizing mishigas is TIMEsizing - trimming hours for everyone instead of jobs for a few, and a few more, and ... until we have weakened our markets and induced recession.

    Check out our website on this strategy -
    http://www.Timesizing.com

    Phil Hyde
    webmaster

  208. Another case of clueless management by MercTech · · Score: 1

    I am reminded of one company that laid off all the loading dock workers to save money. So they had >60k/year design engineers unloading trucks.

    Productivity is increased by decreasing the overhead. That means fewer managers and more productive workers.

    In 1990, major US companies averaged 5 management personnel for each productive worker. When did the organizational pyramid invert?

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  209. Ignorant American? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Watch the "ignorant American" stuff, Yang. Only someone who was almost entirely ignorant of Japanese would claim that "hon" meant notebook in Japanese. My guess is that you speak Chinese, and you are assuming that since "benzi" is notebook in Chinese, then "hon" must be notebook in Japanese.

    Ironic that you would make such a statement then spout off about ignorant Americans. Perhaps you should be more concerned about ignorant ethnic Chinese lecturing fluent Japanese-speaking Americans about Japanese.

  210. Not Really by jwsmith80 · · Score: 1

    The chinese word for crisis is made up of two characters, wei1+ji1.

    Now, wei1 means danger, and ji1 does mean opportunity, but in chinese that does not necessarily have positive connotations, it simply means there is a chance that something may occur. It could be better translated as occassion.

    ji1hui4 is the TRUE word for opportunity, and it could be translated literally as:
    ji1=opportunity(occasion) + hui4=can/to be possible/to meet ==>an opportunity or occasion to meet

    to it as not as cut and dried as many motivational speakers would make it out to be.

  211. The power of "Terminated for cause" by Nonesuch · · Score: 2
    here is power in the word "no" -- and we, particularly we here in America where 'organized labor' has become a dirty word, have lost sight of it.

    There are two problems with saying "No".

    1. The employer holds all the cards. You say "No", they say "Terminated for Cause", which means no severance pay, no collecting unemployment, and you are hunting for a job for the next six months with zero income. Meanwhile, your now-former employer can replace you in a week, with a random selection from the teeming hordes of unemployed happy to "[sell] their soles to Beelzebub (aka the Almighty Dollar"
    2. Second, my employer knows I'm single. So the married guy with seniority and the new mother recently back from maternity leave have their weekend at home with the family, leaving me working weekends.

    I'm not bitter (except about the extra benefits gifted to the married and the procreative), but I'm still not up taking the risk of saying "No".

    I'm serious. This 'higher productivity' bullshit has come at the cost of our lives and what's worse, we continue to pretend to think that sacrificing our lives for the almighty spreadsheet somehow will entitle us to the life of the wannabe dot-com neuveau riche.
    I'm still collecting my pre-dot-bomb inflated salary, decreased only slightly by a couple of years of zero-percent raises and having to take a loss on my worthless dot-bomb stock options.
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