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Working iPod Halloween Costume

Jrod1080 writes "I decided to be an iPod for Halloween this year. I didn't just want to be walking around in a box, so I made it a fully functional costume. I finally found a good use for a tablet PC, and used that for the display. A rewired USB mouse served as the 'Forward,' 'Reverse,' 'Play/Pause' buttons, and a bit of Java code played and displayed the MP3s. Some battery powered speakers provided the sound. It all worked out well, and I even won the costume contest!"

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  1. Idea for Apple? by fembots · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Maybe Apple can place a couple of these iPod "kiosks" in shopping malls, what's the better way to experience iPod mini with a giant iPod?

    On a more serious note though, a real scary Halloween custume is Death framed inside a blue-tinted Window.

    With so many images on one page, this guy obviously didn't read the Do-Not-Slashdot ACT 1996, here's a coral link just in case.

    1. Re:Idea for Apple? by fembots · · Score: 1

      the coral link is fine, but each image is about 1MB, so if you're on a slow connection, you thought that coral is slashdotted too.

    2. Re:Idea for Apple? by SilentChris · · Score: 1

      Nah, actually was trying for a few -1 Trolls. That's what is really dissapointing. Well, that and Slashdot is still backing the iPod despite it slowly becoming ungeek-friendly.

    3. Re:Idea for Apple? by polecat_redux · · Score: 1, Insightful

      a real scary Halloween custume is Death framed inside a blue-tinted Window.

      It's so fashionable to bash MS, but when someone says anything negative about Apple, their viewpoints are automatically squelched as if we live in Cuba or China. Mac-zealots are an arrogant, egocentric scourge.

    4. Re:Idea for Apple? by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      Forget the Ipod costumes. Staff their sales booths with Helga the barmaid from that last photo, bringing out frosty cold ones and flashing her garters.

      That would sell some more Ipods to nerds.

    5. Re:Idea for Apple? by RevAaron · · Score: 1

      If you want something that's "geek friendly" but shitty to use, go get a Zaurus SL-5x00 or something. Most people just want something that works well.

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  2. I'll be the first to say it... by Electroly · · Score: 4, Funny

    NERD ALERT!

    1. Re:I'll be the first to say it... by geekoid · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      what, at Slashdot? say it ain't so.

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    2. Re:I'll be the first to say it... by cryptor3 · · Score: 5, Funny

      You think that's nerdy? Check out this picture I dug up of this guy I know. He went as a TI-85, back when they were "new."

      TI-85 Front
      TI-85 Back

      ha! beat that!

      Just for the record, my name is not Seth.
      (original article)

    3. Re:I'll be the first to say it... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1, Redundant

      You're right ... that's pretty damn scary.

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    4. Re:I'll be the first to say it... by Simon+Garlick · · Score: 1

      You seem to be overlooking the fact that this guy's Ipod costume actually works.

    5. Re:I'll be the first to say it... by ziggy_zero · · Score: 4, Funny

      Dude - my old high school's mascot was a TI calculator. The costume gets passed down to the new seniors every year.

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    6. Re:I'll be the first to say it... by cryptor3 · · Score: 4, Funny

      What's to say you couldn't ask Seth a math question and that he wouldn't give you an answer?

    7. Re:I'll be the first to say it... by js7a · · Score: 1

      Dude, it's time to update the mascot. How about a new Treo 650 running Tcl/Tk, or if you really want to stick with Texas, a new Dell Axim X50? I'd recommend the 520 MHz ASUS MyPal A730 (apparently comes with "engineering calculator) running Tcl/Tk, for optimum number crunching and programing ability, but the Treo is doestic, which I imagine is important to Thomas Jefferson High. I think everyone in your metro area needs a break from Texas.

    8. Re:I'll be the first to say it... by Kupek · · Score: 1

      I thought you guys were the Colonials - hence the TJ bumper sticker of a colonial with a drum that read "We came for the sports." I went to Annandale; TJ stole all of our smart kids.

    9. Re:I'll be the first to say it... by Solstice · · Score: 1

      As they said when I was there, "you can't spell 'geeks' without 'eecs'". Of course, that was uttered by LSA folks that probably don't have jobs now.

    10. Re:I'll be the first to say it... by thogard · · Score: 1

      Real geeks would be an HP 41.

      And yes I know someone that has done it.

    11. Re:I'll be the first to say it... by pyrote · · Score: 1

      I'm having it right now

      as the true slashdotter, hs right had is still free.

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    12. Re:I'll be the first to say it... by grammar+nazi · · Score: 2, Funny

      I agree with you. I hope somebody beat up that kid to teach him a lesson.

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    13. Re:I'll be the first to say it... by polecat_redux · · Score: 1

      What's to say you couldn't ask Seth a math question and that he wouldn't give you an answer?

      Probably the fact that he's likely a hopeless wallflower that would run away in terror if anyone not rougly resembling a PCB ever dared to approach him.

    14. Re:I'll be the first to say it... by ziggy_zero · · Score: 1

      Yeah, we were the Colonials, but we didn't have a Colonial mascot costume or anything. We identified more with the calculator.

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    15. Re:I'll be the first to say it... by (trb001) · · Score: 1

      I went to TJ (class of '96), and I can remember the whole calculator thing but we never had it as a mascot. We were required to all have TI-82s, which was an unheard of requirement for a high school. When I bought my first one, the lady behind the counter was amazed I was going into high school an not college calculus.

      They were fun to program, though. Didn't really get good until you had the key checks in the TI-83/85, but I still remember Tim's multitasking program...actually worked to time slice up to three different programs.

      --trb

    16. Re:I'll be the first to say it... by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > You think that's nerdy? Check out this picture

      There is a fine line between nerdy & idiotic. I don't claim to know which side this is on, but I'd place a wager on the latter.

  3. I like this one better... by unwiredmatt · · Score: 5, Interesting
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    1. Re:I like this one better... by xanthines-R-yummy · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yeah, but the submitted story guy's iPod costume actually works!

    2. Re:I like this one better... by horrens · · Score: 1

      but the chick still went for mister T

    3. Re:I like this one better... by Lee+Tacker · · Score: 1

      Agreed. It's the functionality that makes this story /.-worthy.

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    4. Re:I like this one better... by eyeye · · Score: 1

      Its just a big box essentially, not much to look at.

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    5. Re:I like this one better... by Three+Headed+Man · · Score: 1

      I stole mine. *Shrug*

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    6. Re:I like this one better... by Opalima · · Score: 1

      I'd like to see someone combine the original posters working ipod design with the "full body" costume of the parent - that would definitely rock!

  4. nice costume, but by geekoid · · Score: 5, Insightful

    it seems to me you went as "Guy with Giant iPod around his neck.".

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    1. Re:nice costume, but by anethema · · Score: 1

      That or 'Knock me down and steal my candy (and my tablet PC)'

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    2. Re:nice costume, but by EddydaSquige · · Score: 3, Informative

      It looked to me like a lot of work for a pretty shity looking costume.

    3. Re:nice costume, but by i7dude · · Score: 1

      "it seems to me you went as "Guy with Giant iPod around his neck."

      more like the "Guy with the super ultra shitty facsimile of a Guy with [a] Giant iPod around his neck."

      the effort is there...but it just looks like crap.

      dude.

    4. Re:nice costume, but by hunterx11 · · Score: 1, Informative

      - I am made of jelly. Do you see?
      - I think you will find you are just inside a jelly.

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      English is easier said than done.
    5. Re:nice costume, but by FauxReal · · Score: 1

      That's called "Engineer's Syndrome", it's functional but aesthetically crap.

    6. Re:nice costume, but by geekoid · · Score: 1

      well, I wanted to be nice after we made the TRON guy cry.

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    7. Re:nice costume, but by viciousprimate · · Score: 1

      I agree. Awesome work making a functional huge iPod clone; but just haning it around your neck, anticlimactic.

  5. Not only by computerme · · Score: 4, Funny

    Not only is this a surprisingly cool costume that uses technology in innvative ways...

    But it still looks better any model from creative, virgin, ogg vorbis player, out there!

    1. Re:Not only by almeida · · Score: 5, Funny

      I thought this was the virgin model.

    2. Re:Not only by Ryan+Huddleston · · Score: 1

      the guy honestly looks like Bram Cohen.

      Being associated with Bittorrent doesn't get you the chicks... the non-digital ones, anyway ;-)

  6. why iPod costume? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ever wondered why that chick in the picture has her legs on the other dude, and not you????

    1. Re:why iPod costume? by peterprior · · Score: 1

      I noticed that.. She's.. quite fit..

    2. Re:why iPod costume? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      fit...but she knows it

    3. Re:why iPod costume? by therevolution · · Score: 5, Funny
      Ever wondered why that chick in the picture has her legs on the other dude, and not you????

      I pity the fool.

    4. Re:why iPod costume? by ender1598 · · Score: 5, Funny
      Mod me down all you want, but it only illustrates your own self delusion.
      Wouldn't you need to be modded up first?? :-)
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    5. Re:why iPod costume? by bool+morpheus() · · Score: 5, Funny

      Shouldn't you be moving your cubicle down to Storage B about now? We have some new people coming in, and we need all the space we can get. So if you could go ahead and pack up your stuff and move it down there, that would be terrific, OK? Thanks Milt.

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    6. Re:why iPod costume? by agentkhaki · · Score: 1

      Nice.

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    7. Re:why iPod costume? by novalogic · · Score: 1

      Quote: Ever wondered why that chick in the picture has her legs on the other dude, and not you????

      No, the real reason is the ipod was playing Michael Jackson...look closer at that picture!

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    8. Re:why iPod costume? by StarKruzr · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You should continue to qualify that statement with "hot women," though. And it IS just a generalization.

      Typically, the range of women presented to your average geek is:

      sane, hot, intelligent, available, nice

      Pick any four.

      Not only that, but typically, girls who are hot just don't have to be nice. Or intelligent, or pursue any kind of intellectual pursuit. And the ones that are hot AND intelligent usually have something seriously wrong with them emotionally/mentally. Something about being attractive and knowing you're attractive, and being told you're attractive and getting your way because you're attractive for most of your life, drastically messes people up.

      There are exceptions, of course, to these rules of thumb. But the exceptions always have boyfriends. Who aren't you, by the way.

      Not much has happened in my 25 years of life to ever shake me from this analysis of the situation, but I'd be very interested in the opinions of anyone who thinks otherwise.

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    9. Re:why iPod costume? by AllMightyPaul · · Score: 2, Funny

      Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills. You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills...

    10. Re:why iPod costume? by aled · · Score: 1

      You memorized the AD&D manual? Wow... Er... I mean what I want to know is what do you mean with geeky and how did that guy to get out of his cubicle once a year.

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    11. Re:why iPod costume? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting
      It's simple. Hot women are into guys who like to work out, spend their money on a hot car and spend their time in meat-market bars. Girls are not into you just because you can manage to get out of your cubicle once a year and wear a fancy GEEKY costume to a halloween party.

      Damn, you're cynical. I went to a party a year ago as Dilbert. I was surprised to find myself going home with the phone number of a gorgeous, intelligent, caring girl. (The relationship didn't last much longer than a month, but I don't hold the Dilbert costume at fault.)

      My point is that showing your geeky side doesn't disqualify you for getting a woman. Some even like it. And I do know many geeky people (myself included) who do like to work out in one way or another. Not so much the car or meat-market bar. Those aren't as important as you think.

    12. Re:why iPod costume? by metlin · · Score: 1

      Well, I read it as the ADD manual.

      Was wondering, "Wow, there's a manual for us ADD folks out there?".

      Fortunately, I'm not that far gone. Yet.

    13. Re:why iPod costume? by redJag · · Score: 3, Funny

      eww... wait, that's not what you meant.

    14. Re:why iPod costume? by Karma+Farmer · · Score: 3, Funny

      I was surprised to find myself going home with the phone number of a gorgeous, intelligent, caring girl.

      Did you still respect it in the morning?

    15. Re:why iPod costume? by quigonn · · Score: 1

      I choose "sane, hot, available, nice." Do you know the saying that stupid girls are good in bed?

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    16. Re:why iPod costume? by Catharsis · · Score: 1

      Available? Why would I want my girl to be available? Frankly, I'm happy to have the other four attributes.

      I guess that makes me one of the exceptions, or at least one of the boyfriends of the exceptions.

      "If I had to tell you to stay away from my girl, she wouldn't be my girl... Oh, and Logan? Stay away from my girl."

      --

      "The wise man proportions his belief to the evidence." -- David Hume

    17. Re:why iPod costume? by Pleione · · Score: 1

      I choose hot, intelligent, available and nice. After all, if she's all of the above, who needs sanity?

    18. Re:why iPod costume? by nathanh · · Score: 1
      Typically, the range of women presented to your average geek is:

      sane, hot, intelligent, available, nice

      Pick any four.

      "You can marry a beautiful woman or you can marry a woman who can cook. Beauty doesn't last but you will always need to eat." -- not all that famous Russian proverb

    19. Re:why iPod costume? by Sax+Maniac · · Score: 1
      You all need to read the FAQ. You are trying to parse chick logic with guy logic.

      Here's an example for those of you too lazy for the clicky. When she says "I have a boyfriend" it might mean one of 37 different things, including.

      "I have a boyfriend... and I'm not interested in you". This is what you think it means.

      "I have a boyfriend, and I will cheat on him, but I want it to be your fault, not mine. Telling you up-front absolves my responsibility."

      "I don't have a boyfriend, but I don't want you to think I'm undesirable, so I'll lie"

      ...etc. Read, admit you're an AFC, and recover.

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    20. Re:why iPod costume? by nilptr46 · · Score: 1

      Maybe because she's afraid of pushing the wrong buttons!

    21. Re:why iPod costume? by StarKruzr · · Score: 1

      So that you can have a future with her and there isn't a massive amount of baggage surrounding the relationship having to do with the fact that she has a boyfriend.

      If she cheats with you, she'll cheat with someone else while she's with you.

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    22. Re:why iPod costume? by StarKruzr · · Score: 1

      Sanity is probably THE most important trait. Trust me on this one. There is nothing like the angst generated by a decent guy who is tortured by his fucked-up girlfriend.

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    23. Re:why iPod costume? by zaffir · · Score: 1

      Except its his own fault if he lets her get to him like that. He needs to man up and kick the bitch to the curb.

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    24. Re:why iPod costume? by The+Fast+Choker · · Score: 1

      He just played some Barry White, and she jumped Mr. T!

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    25. Re:why iPod costume? by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > sane, hot, intelligent, available, nice
      > the exceptions always have boyfriends

      Wouldn't that mean they aren't available? Not always, but you were talking about "rules of thumb."

    26. Re:why iPod costume? by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > "Wow, there's a manual for us ADD folks out there?"

      If there were, it would have to be like 2 pages... Who, having ADD, would be able to read a novel?

    27. Re:why iPod costume? by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > a guy with a box around his neck.

      I'd like to have a... well, you get the picture.

    28. Re:why iPod costume? by Sv1ad · · Score: 1

      So you want a girl who's hot but not an airhead or a bitch?
      I don't know - might be pitching the goal a bit high there.
      (Says she who is of average looks, above-average intelligence, available, nice enough, and can't speak to sanity but lacking the aforementioned emotional/mental instability that comes with being complimented on looks.)

    29. Re:why iPod costume? by Sv1ad · · Score: 1

      My point is that showing your geeky side doesn't disqualify you for getting a woman. Some even like it. And I do know many geeky people (myself included) who do like to work out in one way or another. Not so much the car or meat-market bar. Those aren't as important as you think.
      Hell no. Actually not that important in the greater scheme of things imho. Personal hygenie, that's important. :P

  7. Where? by comwiz56 · · Score: 3, Funny

    But where does he store the candy?

    1. Re:Where? by TLSPRWR · · Score: 1

      If he went as one of the 40gb models, then he has plenty of room to store candy.

  8. The RIAA wants royalties by jlefeld · · Score: 5, Funny

    They want royalties for playing their songs out in public. Oh sweet costume by the way.

  9. just bad by Hellasboy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    how does this get on slashdot?

    "I didn't just want to be walking around in a box, so I made it a fully functional costume"
    great, so instead of making something that represents an ipod, you strapped a facsimile of an ipod as a necklace. big whoop

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    1. Re:just bad by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      well. at least he slapped a computer in there to make it output sound and show a display.

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    2. Re:just bad by GQuon · · Score: 1

      Well, yeah I was disappointed that he wasn't walking around in it, and that the images were just resized.
      But at least it worked.

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  10. Re:Corporate shill by 2MuchC0ffeeMan · · Score: 2, Funny

    apparently not, considering how the site is down.

    it is now safe to take off your tin foil hat.

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  11. Hey baby... by Bite-lover · · Score: 4, Funny

    I could imagine someone saying: 'Hey baby, I can show you how to REALLY use the scroll wheel' Pretty cool idea though.

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  12. Extended Warranty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I hope he has an extended warranty, because he is going to get the crap beaten out of him going out like that.

  13. Mirror by Rufus211 · · Score: 5, Informative

    As the site's dead and mirrordot hasn't pulled a copy of it, I managed to mirror it:
    http://rufus.hackish.org/~rufus/www.eecs.umich.edu /~jwinick/Halloween2004/

    1. Re:Mirror by Monkeyman334 · · Score: 4, Informative

      I put up a tiny resized version of the finished project, since that was really all I wanted to see (and all I can afford to host). HERE

    2. Re:Mirror by Rufus211 · · Score: 1

      I think I'm seeing some strange combination of KeepAlive and MaxClients. I jumped MaxClients to 1000, I'm pushing a good 1.1Mbytes/sec out, my server's at a load average of ~10 (but 90% idle), and I'm still seeing people getting locked out.

    3. Re:Mirror by ajd1474 · · Score: 1

      Yes thankyou, that is also all i wanted to see (and no not the iPod).

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    4. Re:Mirror by Rufus211 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well that would do it. The morron put up full-sized 4megapixel images then used "img size=" to resize it. Just resized the images down so I should be able to survive now.

    5. Re:Mirror by Rufus211 · · Score: 1
      My current server-status:
      Current Time: Sunday, 31-Oct-2004 19:12:20 EST
      Restart Time: Sunday, 31-Oct-2004 19:05:03 EST
      Parent Server Generation: 4
      Server uptime: 7 minutes 17 seconds
      Total accesses: 2552 - Total Traffic: 218.1 MB
      CPU Usage: u4.66 s2.99 cu.02 cs.01 - 1.76% CPU load
      5.84 requests/sec - 511.0 kB/second - 87.5 kB/request
      892 requests currently being processed, 14 idle servers
    6. Re:Mirror by Pleione · · Score: 1

      I like your (I assume) choice of name of the image file.

    7. Re:Mirror by Kenshin · · Score: 1

      It's always hilarious when someone calls someone else a "moron", but can't actually spell the word.

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    8. Re:Mirror by spanklin · · Score: 1
      My first thought when checking out the images at your mirror was:

      Hey, Paris is pretty ho... HOLY CRAP! HE HAS A NIXON BOWLING POSTER!

      --El Duderino

  14. I decided to be a web server this year by The+Wing+Lover · · Score: 5, Funny

    I decided to be a web server at University of Michigan for Hallowe'en this year. I didn't want to walk around in a cardboard box, so I used some smouldering rags to provide the smoke and flames effect.

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    1. Re:I decided to be a web server this year by peterprior · · Score: 1

      lmfao.

      Mod parent up.

    2. Re:I decided to be a web server this year by taped2thedesk · · Score: 4, Funny
      I was just trying to get to some project specs on www.eecs.umich.edu, and couldn't figure out why the server was down. Thanks Slashdot community - maybe this will give me a good reason to request an extension on our latest project.

      I don't know why this guy didn't put this on his personal web space instead of the department's web space.

    3. Re:I decided to be a web server this year by Juanvaldes · · Score: 1

      even better excuse then the dog eating your homework.

    4. Re:I decided to be a web server this year by the+pickle · · Score: 1

      Erm...that *is* his personal Web space at UMich, unless they've changed policies in the year that I've been gone.

      p

    5. Re:I decided to be a web server this year by taped2thedesk · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Technically, you're correct... that's his "personal" web space hosted through EECS Departmental Computing Organization (DCO). The EECS "personal" web space is shared with the rest of the EECS department's web site (as in the personal and normal web servers for the department are not on separate servers).

      On the other hand, anybody with an active e-mail account (i.e. him) gets 1 GB of space on www-personal.umich.edu, a bank of servers dedicated to hosting personal space for the entire university (and could probably accomodate the load). He probably also gets the 200 MB offered through CAEN, the engineering computer network, hosted at www-personal.engin.umich.edu and also probably more than capable of handling the load.

      For whatever reason, the EECS department doesn't seem to have a web server capable of serving very many people, and it's come down a couple times over the last few weeks under normal loads. To think it would be able to withstand a slashdotting is laughable. This infrastructure problems aren't his fault, but it'd seem much more logical to place the page on servers that are designed to handle uber loads, instead of posting it on a shared server that contains project specs and homework assignments that students need access to 24/7.

      My comment was only meant to say that he either didn't realize that the EECS web server wasn't a piece of shit, or didn't care that he was going to crash a server that a lot of people need access to right now.

      On the other hand, one would think that a major computer science/engineering deparment that is getting grants to research ways to withstand DOS attacks would be able to withstand a slashdotting... obviously that's wishful thinking.

    6. Re:I decided to be a web server this year by MNJavaGuy · · Score: 4, Funny
      On the other hand, one would think that a major computer science/engineering deparment that is getting grants to research ways to withstand DOS attacks would be able to withstand a slashdotting...

      Well, then we just provided them with quite a bit of data on DoS attacks, didn't we?

    7. Re:I decided to be a web server this year by Kris_J · · Score: 1

      So you went as a firewall instead?

    8. Re:I decided to be a web server this year by LX.onesizebigger · · Score: 1

      So how many times did you go down?

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  15. In other news... by cuteseal · · Score: 5, Funny

    "In other news, local man dressed as an iPod was found inebriated and trying to hump a boombox speaker, after a wild night at a halloween party. The man has been referred for counselling."

    1. Re:In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I saw him P2Ping on someone's lawn.

  16. Too Late by CMiYC · · Score: 1

    Okay, who's next?

  17. Slashdotted Mirror by ntxb229 · · Score: 1

    Now the mirror is slashdoted... anybody else got a mirror?

  18. Re:Corporate shill by tonsofpcs · · Score: 1

    It was working about 5 minutes ago. One more slashdotted, by the way, your school's admins might be kinda pissed in the morning, try bringing them something to make up.

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  19. Re:Corporate shill by belg4mit · · Score: 1, Informative

    Hey numbnutz, there's nothing with his sentence.
    They conjugate funny on the other side of the pond
    is all.

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  20. I didn't want my homework anyway by thedillybar · · Score: 5, Funny
    Way to slashdot www.eecs.umich.edu...

    I didn't want to do my homework today anyway. :-)

    1. Re:I didn't want my homework anyway by Punto · · Score: 5, Funny

      I guess "slashdot effect" is the new "dog ate my homework"..

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    2. Re:I didn't want my homework anyway by csrjjsmp · · Score: 1

      Can you slashdot Berkeley's EECS server on wednesday? Thanks in advance.

  21. Pictures? Same guy? by DoorFrame · · Score: 1

    The actual link is badly dead. Are these pictures from this guy's costume, or is this someone else?

    1. Re:Pictures? Same guy? by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, the guy in the article strapped a cardboard box around his neck, wrote 'ipod' on it plus some silver foil to represent the buttons, then proceeded to get his server slashdotted :)

      *really* slow news day today... They don't come lamer than this.

    2. Re:Pictures? Same guy? by frankthechicken · · Score: 3, Funny

      Damn, do they have the movie clip of where he fell over, struggled for a good five minutes trying to get up, then gave a fervent cry about why he could not have come as a walkman?

    3. Re:Pictures? Same guy? by bot24 · · Score: 1

      No, the guy in the article made a working large iPod front, but it just hangs around his neck.

    4. Re:Pictures? Same guy? by norkakn · · Score: 1

      not his server, a smallish umich research server. (yeah, it has a dept name, but it's probably just a dual 450 sitting somewhere around here.. as oposed to the...
      241 processes: 232 sleeping, 3 zombie, 4 stopped, 2 on cpu
      Memory: 8192M real, 6135M free, 3711M swap in use, 11G swap free)
      slightly larger boxes that are able to stand up to a /.ing. we've plenty of 4 proc sun boxes around and the shit had to put it on eecs...

  22. Obligatory Triumph Quote... by Moridineas · · Score: 5, Funny

    Which button calls your parents to come pick you up??

    1. Re:Obligatory Triumph Quote... by pizen · · Score: 1

      It's not a rip off when he gives credit because then it's a quotation.

    2. Re:Obligatory Triumph Quote... by Moridineas · · Score: 1, Funny

      You make a good point...for me to poop on.

      Did you happen to notice my Subject line "Obligatory Triumph Quote" ?

    3. Re:Obligatory Triumph Quote... by emotionus · · Score: 1

      i'm just a lamer

  23. Working Slashdotted Server Costume... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...Might be dangerous. How often can you 'demonstrate' your costume after appearing to fall foward and burst into flames after a slashdotting?

  24. "Finally" found a good use for a tablet PC by Gothmolly · · Score: 4, Funny

    ..he made it into the 'display' of a costume. Of an Apple product. Finally, someone comes out and says that the Emperor has no clothes, that Microsoft's FUD machine can't spin something out of nothing, and that the tablet-PC-using-dork in Starbucks really is just that, a dork. Thank you, for pointing out the retardation of Tablet PCs.

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    1. Re:"Finally" found a good use for a tablet PC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Hey, some of them make good mirrors when they are off.

      Also I saw a guy in a hospital put a piece of paper on one and write on it. They have a nice smooth surface for writing.

    2. Re:"Finally" found a good use for a tablet PC by geekoid · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Sorry, but I've seen the tablet PC be used in real life better then laptops.
      With far better ease of use. The person using it would hold it on there left and write onto it as if it wqere a clip board. Far easier the trying to jugle a laptop while walking around.
      There are really only three things holding back mass adoption:
      1) Cost of manufacturing - It cast almost the same to manufacture a tablet as it does a laptop. Mostly do to the fact that there hasn't been enough of them produced to begin refining the manufacturing process.

      2) Perception - Even though I have seen them used more naturally the a laptop, a laptop is percieved of having more value.

      3) Presentation - They haven't been marketed well. Instead of saying "Here is what you can do with a tablet" thay say "Here is a tablet..er do something with it."

      If I could afford it, I would have a tablet PC. It would make a nice tool.

      God forbid someone mention soemthing dorkish on slashdot.

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    3. Re:"Finally" found a good use for a tablet PC by larryj · · Score: 2, Informative

      "retardation"?

      Um, why? Because it's a Microsoft OS? Have you used one?

      My TabletPC has been very useful since I bought it in January of 2003. Have I been brainwashed, not realizing that I've actually been taking notes for almost 2 years on an Etch-A-Sketch? Powerful FUD indeed!

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    4. Re:"Finally" found a good use for a tablet PC by Gothmolly · · Score: 1

      Have I been brainwashed, not realizing that I've actually been taking notes for almost 2 years on an Etch-A-Sketch?

      Just make sure you hold it up and shake it to reset it when it crashes.

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  25. Re:Down by mrwonton · · Score: 4, Funny

    The server actually belongs to the EECS (Electrical Engineering and Computer Science) department at the University of Michigan. You would definitely think they'd be geeky enough to have a decent server. I'm actually a student there and rely on that server for school. I actually ended up on Slashdot when I couldn't get the spec on a project because the server was down.

    Yep, Slashdot is destroying productivity as never before.

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  26. coralized link is working by blackburnrovers · · Score: 5, Informative

    coralized link to eecs server is working.

    i am amazed that the umich server went down. i was in ann arbor from 1996-2002, and the worst outage i ever saw was when the main data center caught on fire. university-wide, e-mail was down for about 15 minutes when the backup unix boxes kicked in and everyone began to breathe easy again. i would bet the eecs server will be back up shortly. they use the real-deal unix boxes, not linux on intel's.

  27. Re:Down by mat+catastrophe · · Score: 1

    makes you wonder how soon before universities forbid people posting sites that "might get linked on slashdot"

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  28. Needlessly Slashdotted by ZackSchil · · Score: 2, Informative

    The server may have survived longer if the images had been actually resized. Many are 500KB - 1MB each, html resized to 800x600. I'm trying to make a mirror of the mirror and use true resized images but I'm getting about 500 bytes/sec.

  29. saint pauly girl should have won! by that+_evil+_gleek · · Score: 5, Funny

    Interesting, but I like the girls costume better ;-] RECOUNT!

    1. Re:saint pauly girl should have won! by curious.corn · · Score: 1

      You're right! I mean... dressing up to be Paris Hilton... oh, my god! I hope for the guys' sake over there that she really got into the part ;-)

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  30. Re:For my woman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...and if she existed.

  31. Here comes the Apple... by vwjeff · · Score: 5, Funny

    lawyers in 3...2...1...

    I guess it's not like he could get caught infringing on Apple's trademark. The only way he could get caught would be to post a description and links to pictures on a well known website. He shouldn't get in any troub...oh, nevermind. Good luck.

  32. Mirror by paul248 · · Score: 1
  33. whats so scary about an ipod? by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

    I mean its haloween so somehow arn't the costumes supposed to represent something scary?

    Or am I missing something and lots of people in this persons neighborhood work for the RIAA?

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    1. Re:whats so scary about an ipod? by ObjetDart · · Score: 1
      What's so scary about an ipod?

      Heh, reminds me of a Foxtrot cartoon from a few years ago:

      Brother: what are you supposed to be?

      Jason: An imac.

      Brother: What's so scary about an imac?

      Jason (in spooky voice): I have no floppy drive! I HAVE NO FLOPPY DRIVE!!!

      Brother: aiiigh!

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  34. Just me or.. by Norgus · · Score: 1

    ..does the coral cache rather frustratingly mimik the death of the server?

  35. I haven't by jeffkjo1 · · Score: 1

    I haven't been keeping up with Foxtrot lately, is this what Jason is going as for Halloween this year?

    1. Re:I haven't by DarkMantle · · Score: 1

      Nope... it's better.

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  36. Protection by HedonismBot · · Score: 5, Funny

    He'd better be careful; I've been hearing a lot about iPod killers lately.

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    1. Re:Protection by Dorothy+86 · · Score: 1
      If he paid extra for the APP; then, he has nothing to worry about!

      He'll be replaced with someone who looks almost exactly like him, but not exactly him. (and be careful, I hear the battery only lasts c. 75 years)

  37. Re:Down by dont_think_twice · · Score: 1

    Considering that about half the replies to this thread are from Univ of Michigan Electrical Engineering students, it appears that most Michigan students (at least the EECS) have nothing better to do then read slashdot on the biggest college party night of the year.

    It sure is a good thing that I stayed in to read slashdot, so that I could bring the rest of you this insightful comment. Anyone in bursley up for a game of UT2003?

  38. Clue Phone Is Ringing For You by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    No one actually cares.

  39. Mr. Obvious by Zareste · · Score: 1

    I finally found a good use for a tablet PC

    You uh.. realize those are for drawing, right? With the pen and all? I thought that was the biggest giveaway, as most people use pens for drawing. But it's a little unsettling that someone who made a working iPod costume is a little behind on the subject of drawing utensils. Far worse that he bought a tablet PC and evidently used it to make toast.

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  40. Re:Here's a tip. . . . by dont_think_twice · · Score: 1

    Don't post a comment to slashdot about idiots using home run web servers when the site is actually hosted on the University of Michigan Electrical Engineering and Computer Science department webserver. It makes you look like a tool.

  41. iPod? Screw that by Alcimedes · · Score: 1

    After reading the article, I want to find out more about the St. Paulie girl.

    I want a step by step about every part of her costume.

  42. Please explain for us foreigners ... by quenda · · Score: 1

    Halloween is the eve of the Catholic "all saints day". Saints are dead people. .. I get the connection to skeletons and ghosts.
    But WTF is it with the pumpkins, _random_ costumes, and children begging for high-sugar foods?

    I need to know this, because kids here are getting brainwashed by american TV, and picking up some n-th generation version of the custom. Is it OK to play tricks on them?

    1. Re:Please explain for us foreigners ... by pdbogen · · Score: 1

      The candy is supposed to be offerings to the spirits so that they won't terrorize the occupants of the home. As for the costumes, well.. It started as skeletons and ghosts, then went on to monsters (e.g., Frankenstein), and probably from there became just other people figures, and then just costumes.

    2. Re:Please explain for us foreigners ... by BetterThanCaesar · · Score: 2, Funny

      And to think that all this time, I thought the candy was an indirect gift to dentists.

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    3. Re:Please explain for us foreigners ... by notthepainter · · Score: 1
      Read the other responses... but a little bit more. In the very old Catholic Church, many believers would travel for the All Saints Days services. Christians were few and far between, and a candle was placed in a window as a sign that guests were welcome. It is fall, it is windy, these were placed in gourds and pumpkins.

      As for the sweets, this stems from the common sugar floured dough concoctions that all cultures seem to have.

      At this is what was explained to us in Church this morning...

    4. Re:Please explain for us foreigners ... by aristotle-dude · · Score: 2, Informative
      Halloween came after Samhain but the Celtic culture was wiped out by invading hordes attacking the british isles long before Halloween came into being.

      What you posted is a commonly held myth. The only connection between the pagan rituals of europe and halloween is that christians dressed up as demons, ghosts out of fun and to mock the formerly held superstitions of Europeans. Some neo-pagans might think they are "reviving" old paganism but what they believe in bares little resemblance to old pagan religions.

      Stop blaming christians for the invading germanic tribes wiping out the celts.

      Samhaim had nothing to do with people dressing up like red devils with pitch forks or as witches or the dead. http://www.religioustolerance.org/hallo_sa.htm Yes, halloween was instituted to make light of various pagan rituals/beliefs.

      Bonfires were common among the pagan cultures of northern europe and are not unique to Samhain.

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  43. Mirror by X00M · · Score: 1

    I created a mirror but I am missing one image. Click here to visit the mirror!

  44. Why is it called "St. Paulie girl"? by catalax · · Score: 1

    The girl on the last photo has a costume that mimics a actually Bavarian so-called "Dirndl". But Bavaria is in the far south of Germany, St. Pauli is a district in Hamburg, which is in the far north of Germany.

    1. Re:Why is it called "St. Paulie girl"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I think it's related to "St. Paulie Girl" brand beer.

    2. Re:Why is it called "St. Paulie girl"? by MidnightBrewer · · Score: 1

      But that's what the St. Pauli girl wears on the beer brand's logo.

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  45. Huge Nerd - but awesome! by WALoeIII · · Score: 1

    Thats a helluva lot of efford for a costume - but I like it!

  46. I dunno ... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

    A working iPod costume? Personally, I don't like strangers pushing my buttons.

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  47. Didn't I hear you on the radio? by jcuervo · · Score: 1

    Someone called KFI AM 640 earlier saying they were going as an iPod. Forget which show it was.

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  48. Real Story: Why is his dorm room so nice? by slipandfall · · Score: 1

    Seriously, in college I had discarded movie seats that I pulled from a dumpster and a futon with no frame as my dorm furniture. This guy has a Crate & Barrel rug with Pottery Barn couches & chairs. He must be hosting a pr0n site on those University of Michigan EECS servers also.

    1. Re:Real Story: Why is his dorm room so nice? by w1r3sp33d · · Score: 1
      Let alone a tablet to go with his laptop...

      -insert old guy rant mode-

      Back when I was in school, before Windows and USB, we would have taken a trash 80's I/O port and a couple pieces of lamp cord along with some electrical tape and a really long extension cord...

      -end old guy rant mode-

  49. iPod costume, eh? by Brandon+Hume · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think Red Robot might have beaten him out. (As opposed to merely beating him...)

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  50. Re:For my woman by G-funk · · Score: 1

    Well if you could find the "play" button she'd be more likely to let you use her scroll wheel.

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  51. Slashdotted by turbotalon · · Score: 1

    Apparently he also ran his web server off the same tablet PC. The tablet PC that is now a steaming pile of plastic.

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  52. Its a necklace, not a costume by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Now if he made it big enough to be IN the replica, then that would be cool.

    This is, well.. sort of dull...

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  53. More cool costumes by base_chakra · · Score: 4, Interesting

    To see more really cool, ingenious costumes, check out these gems made by Rob Cockerham of cockeyed.com:

    Paparazzi costume
    Jenga costume
    Africa costume
    California costume

    1. Re:More cool costumes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I'm a little concerned about this gentleman's health. He apparently states that he's a third of five children on his page. I've always considered myself half of two children, a third of three children, a fourth of four children, etc... My sister on the other hand is counted as 2 adults when trying to board the airplane and is requested to purchase a second ticket due to the additional seating requirements.

      To be a third of five children, that would make him roughly 1 2/3's children.

      I would recommend this gentleman contacts a surgeon for a consultation to cut back on his extra appendages otherwise he'll obviously need to wear costumes for the rest of his life.

  54. A Slashdot Caching Server: a Modest Proposal by PHPgawd · · Score: 1
    Um, how many of us here are tired of clicking on links from slashdot story only to find out (2 minutes later, after the timeout) that the server is trashed because it got more than it's usual 6 hits per day?

    So here's a programming assignment for (somebody). How about we create a slashdot caching server such that the URL reads:

    http://cache.slashdot.org/cache.php?url=www.dfs.co m/bla.html

    And the slashdot cache would keep the given website in a cache on a nice fast server for say 30 days until the story dies down, etc.

    Thoughts?

    1. Re:A Slashdot Caching Server: a Modest Proposal by tajmorton · · Score: 1

      It already exists: Corel Link

      MirrorDot

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  55. For those who dress up as an iPod... by ro_coyote · · Score: 1

    Don't get your hopes up too high when someone asks you for your size.

  56. you suck by norkakn · · Score: 4, Informative

    I need this box to do my project work and you submitted it to slashdot?!?!

    Please don't ever put eecs up to the /.ers as it is much too small, put your shit onto caen's boxes

    1. Re:you suck by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      Informative?!?

      I found it pretty damned funny, myself. Then again, I don't have any projects due this morning.

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    2. Re:you suck by The+Fast+Choker · · Score: 1

      Whoo hoo! Down with Michigan!

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  57. It would've been even cooler if he'd used Chicago. by adrew · · Score: 2, Informative

    Chicago is the font Apple uses on the iPod (but not on the iPod Mini). Back in the day it was the font for all the Mac's menus and dialog boxes, later replaced by Charcoal and--today--Lucida Grande, IIRC. Here is a scan of my iPod's screen so you can see Chicago in all its glory.

    There's more info about Apple's fonts on Wikipedia, but for some reason Slashdot won't let me link to it. Here's the URL: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_fonts

  58. Red Robot's ipod costume was better by Bernie+Fsckinner · · Score: 2, Funny

    http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1082

  59. Saw one myself by Zenmonkeycat · · Score: 2, Interesting
    In a college town in Virginia, I saw an iPod walking around. He had a huge iPod screen (with lovely blue backlight) with a nice big tinfoil Apple logo on his back. And music was playing from inside his costume, probably from a boom box or something.

    That was one of the coolest costumes I've ever seen.

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  60. Best costume idea ever. by WoBIX · · Score: 5, Funny

    I was going to go as a Wireless router, but I couldn't get the doc to prescribe Viagra for antenna maintenance. :( Maybe next year.

  61. Re:Here's a tip. . . . by Nakarti · · Score: 1

    How is it that the universal insult for engineers the world over is calling someone a 'tool'?

    I would have thought that such being an insult would contradict the presumption that tools are useful, for something.

  62. Go to the site for the iPod costume... by AssFace · · Score: 1

    ... but then leave surprised at the smoking hot chicks in the photos.

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  63. Finally! by kuzb · · Score: 1

    An iPod halloween costume that's almost as overpriced as real iPods! :D

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  64. *cough* by andreyw · · Score: 4, Insightful

    After fellow Slashdotters are done, *someone* is going to have to do a lot of explaining to UMICH's IT department... and convincing as well to keep his account around.

    1. Re:*cough* by norkakn · · Score: 4, Informative

      they brought the server back up but http is down. Only grad students have shell accounts to eecs. so all of us in the labs here are pissed as hell at him. If he'd put it on his engin space they would have just laughed at the spike, but eecs is a research server that's quite tiny (I don't know the specs off hand)

      I'd say rm -rf ~/* under his name and delete the account. A whole lot of us are stuck up here working without access to course websites.

    2. Re:*cough* by Nailer · · Score: 1

      You don't have to su,

      rm ~jwinick -rf

      will do you want you want (put the options last for safety)

    3. Re:*cough* by Cygnus78 · · Score: 1

      so all of us in the labs here are pissed as hell at him

      Please Mark, get back to work.

  65. Holy disappointment, batman... by chaboud · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The technology on this just flat out smokes the design execution. This would have been better as a Nomad given the shoddy design of the costume as a whole.

  66. jpeg2000? damn lazy screw balls by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

    If more people had jpeg2000 readers/plugins as DEFAULT in firefox/ie, then we could all start using it...

    I mean, how lazy are ya-all.

    Pitty MS wont do it, if anything, they have the power to make their own Wmedia10 style compression for still images, WMS? They could attempt to kill/take over jpeg

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  67. kiddy stuff by Darthmalt · · Score: 3, Funny

    /. umich.edu thats kiddy stuff The other week we made Georgia Tech's webserver unusable. With a story about an Xbox hacked to run Mac OS. GT has one of the fastest connections in the country and has the southeast region internet hub on campus.

    1. Re:kiddy stuff by Darthmalt · · Score: 1

      ??? which has what to do with their internet speed?

  68. Sarah Lane Hangs Out With This Doofus by Snagle · · Score: 1

    Is it just me or does the girl to the right of the ipod guy (the one dressed as Paris Hilton) look like Sarah Lane from The Screen Savers?

  69. Sheeesh.. by mrgsd · · Score: 1

    The length to which nerds will go to prove they have a girlfriend to slashdotters

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  70. Genius costume, idiotic web design. by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 4, Funny

    Serious. Who taught web design to this moron? All his page is composed of HIGH RESOLUTION IMAGES! No wonder it got slashdoted after the first 100 visits or so (wild guess). I'm reading the coral link.

    Doesn't he know how to use thumbnails?
    Perhaps we should add a guide to /.
    Before posting:

    I. Thou shalt not use high resolution images on your webpages.

    II. If thou do and link them from /., thou shalt be damned.

    1. Re:Genius costume, idiotic web design. by PriceIke · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm not complaining of high resolution images when there's a hot woman in one of them.

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  71. Looks like shit by Refrag · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That just looks horrible. And that is what costumes are about. Looks.

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  72. Re:Down by Zinoc · · Score: 1

    Obviously no one thought the servers required some heavy duty testing. Living in denial being /.d .



    At least the server(s) has now been tested and found they cannot cope with a few measly million or so hits over a days period :P



    Have the geeks in charge of the server been told why their baby broke? If so, have they gone around and kneecapped ipod guy yet? :)



  73. how did it get on slashdot? by mnemonic_ · · Score: 1

    Simple: the story relates to iPods.

  74. aero by mnemonic_ · · Score: 1

    One more reason to become an Aerospace Engineering major instead of YAEM (Yet Another EECS Major): more reliable web hosting of class documents.

  75. Sorry to tell you... by teamhasnoi · · Score: 1

    Flavor Flav called. He wants royalies.

  76. Re:jpeg2000? damn lazy screw balls by Pleione · · Score: 1

    Why should we use JPEG2k when we have PNG?

  77. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  78. Re:Here's a tip. . . . by dont_think_twice · · Score: 1

    I have never actually used that insult before - I was just repeating it to sound like the original poster. I think the general idea of the insult is that a tool is something that gets used by someone. Of course, as with all insults, it has taken on a more general meaning.

  79. Yeah, well. by StarKruzr · · Score: 1

    Personally, if she's lying to me that puts her somewhere way down the undesirable list anyway.

    And if she is the type to absolve herself of responsibility in the above way, it's going to come out later in the [relationship/dalliance/affair/whatever] and I'll end up writing her off too. Nothing more attractive than a chick who can't follow through with anything she says. [/sarcasm]

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  80. SO! by StarKruzr · · Score: 1

    YOU'RE one of the bastards taking them off the market! ;)

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  81. Bah...should have gone as a dimpled chad. by gandell · · Score: 1

    Then at least he could have achieved a little respect.

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  82. Yes. by StarKruzr · · Score: 1

    That was sort of the point. That all the other qualities (sane, hot, intelligent, nice) can exist in one girl, but that she will always have a boyfriend who isn't you.

    (I am, of course, being somewhat facetious here, but subjectively it makes a lot of sense.)

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  83. Re: you only need four of the five... :P by Llama_STi · · Score: 1

    while this seems true, it doesn't matter in the end. you want a gf that you're going to discuss particle physics with or have her bang the shit out of you daily? This is the point. you can easily sacrifice the intelligence criteria and win in the other four categories. in the end this turns out best for both of you. if you wanna talk nerdly, msn your buddy or something. you want a relationship with a hottie, ditch the nerd-speak.

    QED

  84. Re: you only need four of the five... :P by StarKruzr · · Score: 1

    If you do that, though, you're just gonna get bored and break up with her eventually, or some kind of pain is going to happen because of it that causes you to break up, ad infinitum.

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  85. Re: you only need four of the five... :P by Llama_STi · · Score: 1

    well i didn't say that you don't fall in love - you just don't need to fall in love with her mind. :) i agree, the sex isn't everything and as the years go by, it isn't anything.

  86. *ding* by StarKruzr · · Score: 1

    We have a winnah.

    Please submit your application for girlfriendhood below:

    1) Name
    2) Rank
    3) Serial Number
    4) Favorite Golden Girl
    5) Favorite Color
    6) Favorite Musical Group/Type/Artist
    7) Favorite Pasta
    8) Brief Paragraph Describing Yourself

    I am an equal-opportunity dater and do not discriminate based on differences of race, creed, ethnic origin, or political party, even if you're a dirty, dirty, filthy Communist. You godless Red, you. You're thinking about undermining the dollar right now, aren't you?

    --

    +++ATH0
    1. Re:*ding* by Sv1ad · · Score: 1

      1) Name: don't care what you call me, just call me. JOKE (TM).
      2) Rank: Law student
      3) Serial Number: need to get someone to read it off my back.
      4) Favorite Golden Girl: you first
      5) Favorite Color: black - it goes with anything and it goes with everything eventually.
      6) Favorite Musical Group/Type/Artist: atm listening to Rammstein's latest 'Reise, Reise'.
      7) Favorite Pasta: decent pasta that I didn't have to make.
      8) Brief Paragraph Describing Yourself: Let's see - I described myself before, wasn't that enough? I could always let you use your imagination, but that might be disasterous.