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iPod Shuffle RAID

ricercar writes "So, what do you do when you and some friends are all getting iPod Shuffles? You make a RAID array out of them, of course! The original intent was to actually install OS X on the RAID and boot from that, but the OS X (Panther, 10.3.5) Installer wouldn't allow it."

324 comments

  1. Instead of OS X... by Bs15 · · Score: 1

    maybe a linux distro can make it possible?

    1. Re:Instead of OS X... by PalmKiller · · Score: 0, Redundant

      As most probably know, the coward is incorrect, linux (http://yellowdoglinux.com/) does run on the power pc and linux supports various levels of raid.

    2. Re:Instead of OS X... by punkass · · Score: 4, Funny

      can I mod you "not hugged enough as a kid"?

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    3. Re:Instead of OS X... by biglig2 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Yeah, man, we don't want to hear about insane and pointless misuse of hardware unless Linux is involved!

      Heh, OK, let's get round that by thinking of a use for this... in fact I know a good one.

      RAID 5 your very sensitive data onto say 5 shuffles. Then unplug them and all five people take one each.

      You then can't access the data on those sticks unless you are quorate - 4 or more people needed to mount the volume.

      Hmmm, I was trying to think of an example of what to put on this and all I could think of was terrorist plans. Does this make it a bad idea?

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    4. Re:Instead of OS X... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Crappy terrorist plans, at that. If lose two drives, the remaining data doesn't magically *poof* out of existence. You'll certainly lose information, but a lot can be learned from the rest. There are real cryptosystems for requiring N out of M keys to be present for information to be recovered. This is not one of them.

    5. Re:Instead of OS X... by juuri · · Score: 1

      In an encrypted file on the volume keep the safe master copy of important passwords or financial records for a company. Each admin or C(X)O carries one on their person.

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    6. Re:Instead of OS X... by chill · · Score: 5, Funny

      I now have this vision of 4 scruffy terrorists in a room, three iPods hooked in to the array and the 4th guy listening to some U2 track and going "what? What'd I do?"

      -Charles

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    7. Re:Instead of OS X... by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.

    8. Re:Instead of OS X... by jacobcaz · · Score: 4, Interesting
      • Hmmm, I was trying to think of an example of what to put on this and all I could think of was terrorist plans. Does this make it a bad idea?
      How about corporate secrets? You know, like how the Coca Cola formula is supposed to be stashed in several bank vaults in Atlanta?

      If you have 1/5th of the data (plus parity) you can even duplicate your iPod Shuffle as needed to keep the data intact.

      Just make sure that 4 out of your 5 all fly on the same plane or travel in the same car (or really, attend the same conference) with their share of the data.

      You can also scale it up and down (4 drives needing 3 or 25 drives needing 24).

      The only downside with RAID5 is that you can only lose 1 device, so with larger numbers you need a higher and higher majority of your group to unlock the data.

      Another idea is to RAID the data and form a tontine using iPod Shuffles. It worked for Abe Simpson.

    9. Re:Instead of OS X... by escher · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      *raises hand*

      I need to be modded "not hugged enough as an adult by cute females of the human persuasion".

      (offtopic, lame, but not a troll or flamebait! the universe stays in balance!)

    10. Re:Instead of OS X... by natrius · · Score: 5, Funny

      But wouldn't they want to know how to assemble an atomic bomb?

    11. Re:Instead of OS X... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      free ipod shuffle

      http://mustangkosmo.blogspot.com

    12. Re:Instead of OS X... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not if they just wanted radioactive material to spread around.

    13. Re:Instead of OS X... by Vectorferret · · Score: 1

      I think he was joking.... not doing a very good job of it, but joking. It seems to almost be a parody of trolls rather than actually trolling.

    14. Re:Instead of OS X... by digismack · · Score: 1

      Sounds alot like a techie-twist on a portion of the plot from the Da Vinci code.

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    15. Re:Instead of OS X... by Dorothy+86 · · Score: 1

      so it gets modded overrated, and despite universal balance, you still receive a karmatic penalty ;-)

    16. Re:Instead of OS X... by wqurg · · Score: 1

      For those of you wondering the reason these guys have so many is probably cause they work for apple or one of their subsidiaries since I know for a fact that each employee got one this last Wed.

    17. Re:Instead of OS X... by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      So you've read that hunk of shit, then?

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    18. Re:Instead of OS X... by biglig2 · · Score: 1

      You fool! I was hoping that there was some Terrorist out there stupid enough to encrypt his communications using an idea published on slashdot by a half-drunk biglig!

      Now TSA will have to keep rectally examining old ladies to catch them, and it's all your fault!

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    19. Re:Instead of OS X... by Waruwaru · · Score: 1

      So, 5th Element was a raided device?

    20. Re:Instead of OS X... by millennial · · Score: 1

      Congratulations, you get the "in way over your head" award! Your prize: a copy of U2's latest album, "How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb".

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    21. Re:Instead of OS X... by biglig2 · · Score: 1

      I can see it now...

      "Osama, we need some radioactive material to spread around."
      "Well, where are we going to get that?"
      Pause while everyone thinks.
      "Hey, what about dismantling the atomic bombs Saddam hid in the cave next door?"
      "Ah, but we'd need a bag to keep it in."
      "There are sick bags in those airliners we hijacked"
      "Oh, and we'd need some subway tokens"
      "There are bound to be some down the back of the break-room sofa in that DeathStar you built."
      "I love it when a plan comes together!"

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    22. Re:Instead of OS X... by escher · · Score: 1

      Never said Slashdot was balanced... :)

    23. Re:Instead of OS X... by Kethinov · · Score: 1

      Nope. You can't mod anybody anything in this article now that you've posted to it!

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    24. Re:Instead of OS X... by digismack · · Score: 1

      Yep, and I can't wait for the movie.

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  2. Linux by demonic-halo · · Score: 2, Funny

    The next step is to install linux on it.

    Of course I have no idea what one can do with a linux iPod shuffle.

    1. Re:Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have several ideas as to what you can do with it.

      Are you open to suggestions?

    2. Re:Linux by bonch · · Score: 5, Funny

      You could use it as a portable music player.

      Oh.

    3. Re:Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get it to play ogg files.

    4. Re:Linux by BaseLineNL · · Score: 4, Funny

      Of course I have no idea what one can do with a linux iPod shuffle.

      You can impress the ladies with it.

  3. If you could install it by TheKidWho · · Score: 4, Interesting

    What would the boot times be like?

    Wait, anyone know of any flash hard drives for PCs/Macs that work via SATA? This would be interesting to do, almost instant boot.

    1. Re:If you could install it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Uh, hard-drives actually have faster transfer rates than most flash memory.

    2. Re:If you could install it by bigtallmofo · · Score: 4, Informative

      I tried this a number of years ago. In fact, there's an CF->IDE interface board that is very inexpensive that I purchased. Turned out that CF was much slower than my hard drive.

      Might be interesting to try it again with today's professional flash memory, but with readily available CF memory from about 3 years ago, I was able to install a Windows OS on it but it was slower than my hard drive.

      If you really want something like this, there are memory drives that use actual battery-backed up RAM (take your pick of varities) that are as you would expect lightning quick. Last I checked though Bitmicro's Site, they were very expensive.

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    3. Re:If you could install it by OrangeTide · · Score: 2, Informative

      most CF cards don't do DMA. That's part of the speed problem right there. Also flash is fast to seek, but slow to stream reads and really slow to stream writes.

      Some of the newer cards do support better transfer modes. These are usually cards marked as 44x or 40x or whatever CF. And they usually cost $10 more.

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    4. Re:If you could install it by kv9 · · Score: 2, Informative

      tiny IDE/CF interface recommended (and sold) by DSL

    5. Re:If you could install it by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      Um, you don't have DMA on flash media because you address it just like RAM. It's just slower and non-volitile.

      DMA is needed on hard drives because seek times are measured in milleseconds. (1/1000th of a second), but once you are there, you know you are going to be reading the file off the drive like a ribbon at megabytes per second. All the data comes in a burst, and the computer usually caches large chunks of the file system in RAM so it doesn't have to access the device to find it.

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    6. Re:If you could install it by b1t+r0t · · Score: 5, Informative
      Um, you don't have DMA on flash media because you address it just like RAM.

      Um, actually you don't. Linear flash went out of style years ago, as any Newton owner can tell you. With the exception of flash cards for older Cisco gear, all flash cards these days use an ATA interface. Anything that uses a non-PCMCIA slot (CF, MMC, SD, XD, SonyStick) is 100% ATA.

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    7. Re:If you could install it by pslam · · Score: 2, Informative
      Um, you don't have DMA on flash media because you address it just like RAM. It's just slower and non-volitile.

      This is just confusion caused by the x86-centric world's definition of "DMA".

      NAND flash natively cannot be randomally accessed like ordinaly memory. It's treated more like a hard drive - you read entire sectors at a time (528 byte in this case), and erase/rewrite entire pages at a time (128KB for type II).

      On the other hand, NOR flash is designed to be randomly readable like ordinary external memory, but writes still require an entire page erase/rewrite. But NOR is typically only used for boot ROMs in PCs and some embedded devices. They're small - up to about 4MB, whereas NAND flash is anything up to 512MB in a single chip. Any CF FLASH card you buy will be NAND (or MLC, which is similar) based.

      CF cards supposedly don't have "DMA" because they don't support IDE DMA or UDMA modes. That limits them to PIO modes, which maxes at around 16MB/sec. For some hair brained reason, the x86 IDE interface infers this as meaning that the CPU must also access in PIO mode, and doesn't provide a DMA interface from the CF to memory, which is another speed impact. On most modern embedded devices I've used, even if the CF card doesn't support DMA, you are still presented with a DMA interface to access the card in PIO mode! It's just x86 which does it wrong.

      In fact, CF can support DMA. You get DMA support on some of the 4GB/5GB hard CF type II hard disks - it's just not standardised (or documented...)

    8. Re:If you could install it by OrangeTide · · Score: 1
      1Gb flash drive would blow all your address space away. No, if you're using CF via IDE or PCMCIA, or MMC/SD/MS/etc through USB. You're accessing it just like a drive. In fact the USB mass storage protocol looks just like ATAPI. And CF via IDE/ATA is of course the IDE/ATA protocol/bus.

      DMA has nothing to do with seek times. Your ethernet card also does DMA and it doesn't have to seek. The two main reasons to use DMA are:
      1. Eliminate the need for the CPU to transfer memory. Thus freeing up the cpu for other tasks (like with ethernet or a harddrive)(
      2. To provide reliable realtime data transfer for certain devices. (like a sound card)
      Now you can argue that a naked flash chip is too simple to have DMA, and you'd be right. You'd need a controller for that. But you already need a controller to interface CF to pcmcia/ide style bus. Reads from flash are still fairly fast, and you can bog down a cpu with PIO on a decent flash card.
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  4. RAID Array? by CrankyFool · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't think I could afford that without going to the ATM Machine and using my PIN Number to withdraw more money!

    1. Re:RAID Array? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Redundant RAID isn't called that for nothing... :)

    2. Re:RAID Array? by generic-man · · Score: 1

      Dude, you would have to spend at least $1000 dollars to get a good-sized RAID Array. For that price, you could buy a whole PC computer with an HDD drive large enough to store the movie fear.com !

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    3. Re:RAID Array? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Maybe I'd get this if I RTFA'd the article...

    4. Re:RAID Array? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Congratulations! You are the most stupid person on Slashdot! Which is really quite an achievement!

    5. Re:RAID Array? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you'd still have to RTFA the fuckin' article.

      This post brought to you by the Department of Redundancy Department.

    6. Re:RAID Array? by bwcarty · · Score: 1

      But he'd only use it to browse http:///..org

    7. Re:RAID Array? by Bin_jammin · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's the new official description, issued from the Department of Redundancy Department

    8. Re:RAID Array? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me spell it out for you.

      ATM Machine = Automatic Teller Machine Machine

      PIN Number = Personal Identification Number Number

      RAID Array = Redundant Array of Independent Disks Array

      As usual, no need to RTFA....

    9. Re:RAID Array? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, for totally failing to get the joke, just like you.

    10. Re:RAID Array? by bluekanoodle · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Assuming of course that the ATM Machine is working. The last one I went to had a malfunctioning NIC Card.

    11. Re:RAID Array? by nganju · · Score: 1


      I think there's an ATM Machine near the TCBY Yogurt (incidentally, most TCBY shops I've seen actually have storefronts that say 'TCBY Yogurt')

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    12. Re:RAID Array? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you saying that when saying "RAID Array" that the Array is Redundant?

    13. Re:RAID Array? by mapmaker · · Score: 2, Funny

      Second Place!

    14. Re:RAID Array? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      allow me to spell it out for you

      RTFA the article = Read The Fucking Article the article

    15. Re:RAID Array? by someonehasmyname · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but "RAID Array" is probably the most acceptable redundification (TM) of an acronym.

      I have Adaptec documentation with the phrase "RAID Array" in it.

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    16. Re:RAID Array? by CmdrObvious · · Score: 1

      yah, yah, and Machine is already in ATM....

      oh...


      dang, should have posted as Anonymous Coward

    17. Re:RAID Array? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. Two dimensional redundancy.

    18. Re:RAID Array? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Not the brightest bulb in the bunch, are we. Hint: ("RTFA the article" = Read the f***ing article the article)

    19. Re:RAID Array? by iabervon · · Score: 1

      I tried putting my PI Number into an AT Machine, and it didn't give me any money. On the other hand, I did manage to get an R Array ID...

    20. Re:RAID Array? by hwyengr · · Score: 0

      You could drive there in your Cadillac Seville STS.

    21. Re:RAID Array? by pepsee · · Score: 2

      "RAID array" makes perfect sense. The extra "array" makes for redundancy.

    22. Re:RAID Array? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Assuming of course that the ATM Machine is working. The last one I went to had a malfunctioning NIC Card."

      I think I laughed hardest seeing parent modded "Redundant"!

    23. Re:RAID Array? by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      I also tried entering PI into an Automated Teller Machine, but it would only let me enter the first 12 digits and then it stole my card !

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  5. Awesome Hack! by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Funny
    This, however underscores the difference between geeks and non-geeks:
    "So, what do you do when you and some friends are all getting iPod Shuffles? You make a RAID array out of them, of course!
    Among non-geeks such inspiration usually begins with acohol and ends with an entry in the Darwin Awards.
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    1. Re:Awesome Hack! by lakiolen · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'd like to see whatever it is that would get one into the Darwin Awards using the Shuffle.

      Being a nerd and all....

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    2. Re:Awesome Hack! by TheKidWho · · Score: 4, Funny

      Warning: Do not eat iPod shuffle!

      I await for the first person to eat one!

    3. Re:Awesome Hack! by geoffspear · · Score: 3, Interesting
      I'm guessing the idea of a RAID of iPod Shuffles began with alcohol too.

      It's probably unlikely to end with a Darwin Awards entry, though, unless there's a mjor design flaw.

      A RAID of 40GB iPods would be orders of magnitude more useful, but if you've got that kind of money you'd be better off buying an Xserve RAID; you can get a 1 TB unit for the price you'd pay for a 600GB iPod RAID, without the rats nest of firewire cables (not to mention the really slow performance).

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    4. Re:Awesome Hack! by ackthpt · · Score: 4, Funny
      I'm guessing the idea of a RAID of iPod Shuffles began with alcohol too.

      In my experience it's hard NOT to ruin delicate fiddly hardware and NOT to mangle code or scripts when under the influence. It's also somewhat less rewarding, should I pull it off.

      A RAID of 40GB iPods would be orders of magnitude more useful, but if you've got that kind of money you'd be better off buying an Xserve RAID; you can get a 1 TB unit for the price you'd pay for a 600GB iPod RAID, without the rats nest of firewire cables (not to mention the really slow performance).

      I can see it now ... Darwin Award entry:

      He got into jogging for his health, but found the running tedius and therefore got an iPod. That was pretty good, but then he considered the advantages of hauling around a 1 TB server and all the speakers and all the batteries necessary for Full Dolby Surround. In the end, he tripped and his liver was crushed by the whole apparatus.
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    5. Re:Awesome Hack! by Ironsides · · Score: 2, Informative
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    6. Re:Awesome Hack! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    7. Re:Awesome Hack! by Monkelectric · · Score: 1
      A RAID of 40GB iPods would be orders of magnitude more useful, but if you've got that kind of money you'd be better off buying an Xserve RAID

      So youre saying its not that useful then?

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    8. Re:Awesome Hack! by operagost · · Score: 1

      I assume taunting is also forbidden.

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    9. Re:Awesome Hack! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean that wasn't a pack of gum!

    10. Re:Awesome Hack! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I'd like to see whatever it is that would get one into the Darwin Awards using the Shuffle.

      Being a nerd and all....


      Personally, I absolutely would NOT like to see what it would take to get a Darwin Awaward usin the shuffle.

      Being a heterosexual male and all ;)

    11. Re:Awesome Hack! by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      Er, no. You but an iPod because it's portable. You buy a RAID because it's reliable a/o large capacity. Combining the two concepts is craptastic.

      See lessons from history:

      • The space shuttle
      • The "desktop replacement" laptop
      • Internet set-top terminals
      • Flying Cars
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    12. Re:Awesome Hack! by Bilestoad · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Among geeks the only insipration you need is "because it was there!". Witness cheap RAID on Mac that works, driven by a Mac mini:

      "The Mac mini Maxi"
      http://www.appletalk.com.au/articles/index.php?a rt icle=4433

    13. Re:Awesome Hack! by rose_bud4201 · · Score: 1

      C'mon...that's not a hard question to answer :P "2. Do not eat iPod Shuffle" http://www.applegeeks.com/index.php?comic=170

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    14. Re:Awesome Hack! by Turmio · · Score: 1

      I'd like to see whatever it is that would get one into the Darwin Awards using the Shuffle.
      Well, this is too easy. Despite the warnings, you eat it of course.

    15. Re:Awesome Hack! by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      I'd like to see whatever it is that would get one into the Darwin Awards using the Shuffle.

      How many can you swallow?

    16. Re:Awesome Hack! by noidentity · · Score: 1

      It's probably unlikely to end with a Darwin Awards entry, though, unless there's a major design flaw.

      Yeah, as long as someone doesn't try to eat one of the devices!

    17. Re:Awesome Hack! by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 1

      what if you have it loaded with George Harrison's "All Things Shall Pass"?

    18. Re:Awesome Hack! by JW+Troll · · Score: 0

      pee-hole insertion shorts out battery, causes massive fatal bladder burns.

      You're welcome.

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    19. Re:Awesome Hack! by martian265 · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing the idea of an iPod Shuffle began with alcohol.

      Late at night somewhere in Apple Headquarters, 3 executives sitting around drinking some snooty liberal-type alcohol (I have no idea what a snooty liberal-type alcoholic beverage is, but it's my story so leave it alone).

      Executive 1: We need to come up with another idea like the iPod so we can pad up our end of the year bonus reviews.

      E2: Well, we could borrow a page from Gates and steal someone else's idea.

      E3: Ooh, I like that. Hey, let's make some of those flash MP3 players. No one will remember how snide we were about them a year or 2 ago.

      E1: But we have to make them Appley. I've got it, we'll make them look like a small iPod and take away all of the functionality.

      E2: Brilliant

      Camera fades out as the 3 executives get out their iCalculators to figure out how much their bonuses will be (little do they realize that their iCalculators only have 1 button...to reduce user error of course).

    20. Re:Awesome Hack! by heeeraldo · · Score: 0

      (2) Do not eat iPod Shuffle.

      I think that would do it.

    21. Re:Awesome Hack! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Last I looked on apple.com they were much more than that.

    22. Re:Awesome Hack! by NaDrew · · Score: 1
      I await for the first person to eat one!
      Here you go.
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  6. Must be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hosting the server on them too.
    Pisser.

    1. Re:Must be by Golias · · Score: 2, Funny

      The "Slashdotted news story about a low-end system must be hosted on said system" joke is now officailly played out.

      I look forward to never seeing it again, just as we never hear "All Your Base" jokes anymore.

      Oh wait.

      Crap.

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    2. Re:Must be by satoshi1 · · Score: 1

      All your iPod Shuffle RAID are belong to us. (that we can make an uber iPod Shuffle RAID!)

    3. Re:Must be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      I, for one, would welcome a fresh AYB joke...

  7. No one cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So? You can make a raid array out of anything

    1. Re:No one cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      even a Beowulf cluster

    2. Re:No one cares by magarity · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Sure you can make a RAID array out of anything but making one out of storage devices on a CPU-intensive polled bus is exceptionally ludicrous.

    3. Re:No one cares by MexicanMenace · · Score: 5, Funny

      Can you make a raid array out of me, Greg?

    4. Re:No one cares by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      "raid array" is a redundant expression.

      I would like to make a RAID out of serial EEPROMs typically found on SDRAM/DDR and Ethernet cards. Some of those are huge, like 256 bytes each. And the size of the grain of rice. If you spent like $100 you could probably get like a whole page of memory.

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    5. Re:No one cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm...the iPod Shuffle is about the size of my dick. Can you make a RAID array out of my dick? Hmm...a whole bunch of dicks working in unison. Sounds like a pr0n director's dream.

    6. Re:No one cares by operagost · · Score: 4, Funny

      I once made a RAID array out of Chinese guys working abacuses. The clacking drove me nuts, but boy howdy was I glad when one caught fire and the rest kept my SQL server going without missing a beat.

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    7. Re:No one cares by jthayden · · Score: 5, Funny

      So? You can make a raid array out of anything

      Not out of expensive disks

    8. Re:No one cares by Golias · · Score: 1

      "raid array" is a redundant expression.

      Worse yet, the iPod Shuffle is a flash-momory chip, not a media drive... so it's not really a RAID.

      Also, at $149 per GB, it's not cheap at all by today's data storage standards, so maybe it should be "RAEC" for "Redundant Array of Expensive Chips."

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    9. Re:No one cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you make a beowulf cluster of raid arrays of beowulf cluster of raid arrays of beowulf cluster of raid arrays?

    10. Re:No one cares by mobby_6kl · · Score: 1

      >Not out of expensive disks

      Yes you can, as long as you keep them Independent

    11. Re:No one cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes but it operates at LUDICROUS SPEED!

    12. Re:No one cares by rob_squared · · Score: 1

      At least it's slightly better than a RAID of usb floppy drives. http://ohlssonvox.8k.com/fdd_raid.htm

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      I don't get it.
    13. Re:No one cares by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1


      And at $150/GB, iPod shuffles aren't expensive? That's a couple orders of magnitude more per gigabyte than the lastest crop of 3.5" internal Winchester drives...

    14. Re:No one cares by noidentity · · Score: 1

      So? You can make a raid array out of anything

      Exactly. Chewing gum already comes in a RAID configuration.

    15. Re:No one cares by Vombatus · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that

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    16. Re:No one cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    17. Re:No one cares by bobdotorg · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that


      Sure you can: RAID - Redundant Array of Inexpensive Daves. Altough you'll need another few Daves.

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    18. Re:No one cares by tweakt · · Score: 1

      ROFLMAO.... Ok. My sides hurt... very nice =D

    19. Re:No one cares by TampaTim · · Score: 1

      Not out of Inexpensive Desks either.

    20. Re:No one cares by ernst_mulder · · Score: 1

      Thanks for having me laugh out so loud that I woke up my kid. Thanks a lot. She was just asleep! :-)

  8. Steps to success by iluvcapra · · Score: 4, Funny
    1. Read joke on slashdot
    2. Implement joke on slashdot
    3. ???
    4. PROFIT!!!
    --
    Don't blame me, I voted for Baltar.
    1. Re:Steps to success by Sixtus · · Score: 1

      3. Get /.ed

    2. Re:Steps to success by thegoofeedude · · Score: 0

      Man, looks like their servers runs from an iPod Shuffle! (Had to see if your 4 step process works!)

    3. Re:Steps to success by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      all your joke are belong to me.

    4. Re:Steps to success by sharkey · · Score: 1

      3. Fire Rick Berman out of a cannon.

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      --
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  9. What to do next? by SillySnake · · Score: 1

    "So, what do you do when you and some friends are all getting iPod Shuffles? Why run a web server on them, of course!

  10. Yeah, but by doombob · · Score: 0

    Yeah, but can it run a beowulf cluster of linux korean old people in soviet russia---

    Oh, forget it.

    1. Re:Yeah, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Teh winnar!

  11. Look... by Realistic_Dragon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...if someone did it with floppy drives OF COURSE they would try it with iPods. How could steve be proved wrong about the inferiority of the floppy drive as a mass storage device?
    <br><br>
    <a href="http://ohlssonvox.8k.com/fdd_raid.htm">Link. </a>

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  12. hackaday.com by Unreal7000 · · Score: 5, Informative

    This and other hacks can be found at hackaday.com

    --
    "If it has screws, it was meant to be taken apart."
    1. Re:hackaday.com by OverlordQ · · Score: 1

      This really isn't a hack sorry to say it, I mean he plugged in 4 USB Hard-Drives and made a RAID out of it, nothing technical involved. Nothing out of the ordinary.

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      Your hair look like poop, Bob! - Wanker.
    2. Re:hackaday.com by cyberfunk2 · · Score: 1

      Hacks can be clever ideas, too !

  13. A Thumb Drive Raid Array by MankyD · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I really don't want to be a troll, but this seems rather inane to me. They made a RAID array from a bunch of thumb drives - so what? If they had installed OSX on it, then maybe, but for now, can't we limit slashdot to innovative and never-before-seen things?

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    1. Re:A Thumb Drive Raid Array by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It only got posted because it's Apple.

      Think different. Buy the same MP3 player everyone else has.

    2. Re:A Thumb Drive Raid Array by FortranDragon · · Score: 1

      "[...] then maybe, but for now, can't we limit slashdot to innovative and never-before-seen things?"

      But, but, the DUPE-O-TRON in Slashcode is a *feature*, not a bug. ;-)

      --
      "All the darkness in the world can not quench the light of one small candle."
    3. Re:A Thumb Drive Raid Array by radish · · Score: 1

      You forgot - it includes the magic "A" word, which makes everything cool and newsworthy.

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  14. Spoiled kids these days... by ackthpt · · Score: 2, Funny
    What would the boot times be like?

    Wait, anyone know of any flash hard drives for PCs/Macs that work via SATA? This would be interesting to do, almost instant boot.

    I remember doing random file access on a DEC TU16 (9 track reel to reel tape drive) That was a trip. Slow, but cool to watch.

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    1. Re:Spoiled kids these days... by operagost · · Score: 5, Funny

      Tape? Hmph! Back in my day, we used punch cards! I was the junior operator, so they made me shuffle them. My forearms looked like Popeye's by the time I got promoted to lead assistant over-junior peon. No to mention the ferocious paper cuts! But no one was faster, no siree. I got 30 bytes a second on the read I/Os. Writes were a little slower though, because I had to punch the holes with a dull pencil.

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    2. Re:Spoiled kids these days... by nuggetman · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah? Well back in my day we didn't even have punch cards, we just had plain ole cards.

      --
      ...and that's all there is to it.
    3. Re:Spoiled kids these days... by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 4, Funny
      You had cards?

      Damn you had it easy. We just had punches back in my day. Our fists would get bloody entering in the simplest of instructions. And then, after every operation, we had to punch everything in again to check it.

      --
      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    4. Re:Spoiled kids these days... by mrisaacs · · Score: 5, Funny

      You had punches? Back in my day we applied the charges to the core manually. One finger in the socket...timing was everything! What's left of my hair still stands on end...

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      ...carrier dead.....
    5. Re:Spoiled kids these days... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Luxury!

      I used to scrounge around for flint nodules, knapp flakes of flint from them, haft the flakes to wooden shafts, hunt down a bear, kill it with my stone spear, skin it, dry the hide, then punch holes in the bearskin with my stone knife.

      Those were the days, programming with stone knives and bearskins...

      [Yes, I did reference Monty Python and Star Trek TOS in my mixed metaphore. And no, I did not get many dates in college.]

    6. Re:Spoiled kids these days... by cosmic_0x526179 · · Score: 1

      Ummm... I have two words for you.. tape sort !

      AIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

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    7. Re:Spoiled kids these days... by jacksonj04 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Sockets? You had actual sockets? What I would have given for a socket, we had to drop spanners across the bus bars!

      If anybody goes "Spanners? You had spanners?" then I'm gonna lynch them.

      --
      How many people can read hex if only you and dead people can read hex?
    8. Re:Spoiled kids these days... by cosmic_0x526179 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Oh J.C.!

      My first DP job was console operator on a Univac 9400 (IBM 360/30 clone). One night something went fubar on one of the channel adapters. I called for service and a sleepy-assed tech showed up about 2am. He loaded up his usual diagnostic tape and tried to boot the box (big iron, flashing lights and push-buttons all over the front). No dice. The channel was so fucked up he could not ever get his tape to boot. So, we kinda stared at each other for a few mins. I went into the other office and grabbed the Univac processor reference and started scribbling instructions and hex on a pad of paper. After a while, I went back in and started loading them via the push buttons on the front. Not all that much mind you, just enough to get the box to initiate an IO and store a CSW somewhere so we could see what kind of error the channel was returning. Strange night, but it actually worked. And he was able to diagnose the problem. They never did see fit to hire me as a programmer there... oh well ;)

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    9. Re:Spoiled kids these days... by ChuyMatt · · Score: 1

      An' you try and tell the young people today that, they won't believe you.

    10. Re:Spoiled kids these days... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spanners? You had spanners? I still limp to this day.

    11. Re:Spoiled kids these days... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Spanners? We had to grab the bus bars with our hands and use our tongues to lick the cores we wanted switched.

    12. Re:Spoiled kids these days... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tongues? You had tongues? Back in my day we were all single celled organisms!

    13. Re:Spoiled kids these days... by kilodelta · · Score: 0

      My first exposure to punch cards was for the PL/I course I took that ran on the college's IBM 360.

      This was of course AFTER I'd played with interactive stuff so having to type it all out on cards, submit it, have it return with errors, keep the cards in order, etc. got to be rather tedious. How I hated those IBM 29 keypunches. "Where's the backspace?"

      It led to me doing two things. First, I wrote a chat simulator for RSTS/E on a PDP-11/44 and then I used the allocate/assign commands in DCL to grab the operator console, record login and password and then pass those to system login. That got me into enough trouble.

    14. Re:Spoiled kids these days... by Further82 · · Score: 5, Funny

      You had a cell? Back in my day all matter and energy in the universe was compressed into a point smaller than those tiny transistors you punk kids use as a sorry excuse for a switch! You can imagine it was pretty tough to program in that cramped enviornment, infact, that thing you people have misnamed the Big Bang was actully Lepton slacking off, he spun left when he was supposed to spin right, the whole thing crashed, that bastard.

    15. Re:Spoiled kids these days... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      You had matter and energy? I had to create it...

      --God

    16. Re:Spoiled kids these days... by myov · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of a dilbert...

      "My computer was so old we needed to use 1's and 0's".

      "That's nothing. I had to use magnets, and we didn't even have 0's"

      --
      I use Macs to up my productivity, so up yours Microsoft!
    17. Re:Spoiled kids these days... by Servo · · Score: 4, Funny

      You had a universe? Back in my day there was nothing. You had to be God to come up with matter and energy just to log in to the system first. Ever wonder why there are so many different variations on string theory? God used a buggy copy of Fortran to write those functions and never bothered to fix it since "the old way was good enough".

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      A slip of the foot you may soon recover, but a slip of the tongue you may never get over. -Benjamin Franklin
    18. Re:Spoiled kids these days... by xobeulb · · Score: 1

      you had God? Back in my day we had to stick to using 'love', 'sex', and 'secret' as our passwords...

    19. Re:Spoiled kids these days... by otherniceman · · Score: 1

      Punches, you had it easy!

      We had to cut huge blocks of stone from a quary in Wales, drag it half across the country to Salisbury Plain, put them up (by hand!). Then we had to wait till summer solstice to see if it ran correctly.

  15. redundant redundant and again, redundant by snot+whistle · · Score: 1, Redundant

    not to mention pedantic, but...

    really, a RAID array?

    isn't that like an ATM machine?

    a PIN number?

    BMG music group?

    RAS syndrome? (Redundant Acronym Syndrome)

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    1. Re:redundant redundant and again, redundant by ultramk · · Score: 5, Funny

      ok... I'm not usually a fan of moderation meta-humor, but this is a gem!

      Whoever moderated this post "Redundant" is an evil, evil person...

      m-

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    2. Re:redundant redundant and again, redundant by netsavior · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Whoever moderated this post "Redundant" is an evil, evil person...

      Or just added a new depth to the joke, since Redundant is part of the acronym

    3. Re:redundant redundant and again, redundant by jthayden · · Score: 1

      It's ok, I'm with the Department of Redundancy Department.

    4. Re:redundant redundant and again, redundant by Herbmaster · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Yeah, really. If they were going to make a redundant RAID array they should have done it with the 60 GB iPod - you know, the one with the liquid LCD display. Just imagine how much advanced AAC codec encoded music you could fit on a BEOWULF cluster of 60 GB iPods with their HD drives assembled into a redundant RAID array! It would be expensive though; I might hit the limit on the automated ATM machine trying to pay for it, I might have to use my CC card.

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    5. Re:redundant redundant and again, redundant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoever moderated this post "Redundant" is an evil, evil person...
      Or just added a new depth to the joke, since Redundant is part of the acronym

  16. Injustice by DisasterDoctor · · Score: 5, Funny

    That is unfair. The Apple Store is sold out of them for weeks, and I can't buy one for my wife for Valentine's Day, and these guys have so many they are making a RAID with them.

    Where is the justice? :-)

    1. Re:Injustice by freedom_india · · Score: 1
      welcome to capitalism my friend.

      In Soviet Russia No One would have iPod Shuffles !!!

      --
      "Doing what i can, with what i have." ~ Burt Gummer
    2. Re:Injustice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Buy her a 1GB SanDisk. It has an LCD, FM tuner, and does voice recording. All for about $140.

    3. Re:Injustice by nuggetman · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, in soviet russia, ipod shuffle makes beowulf cluster of you!

      --
      ...and that's all there is to it.
    4. Re:Injustice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Ha ha! No, seriously, I (almost) feel your pain. I was in the same boat 24 hours ago. Had my mind made up I was getting the wife a 1 GB shuffle for V-day. Knew I'd waited way too long, as the initial buying rush had sucked up every shuffle in the known universe.

      But this was one time I'm actually glad I live in the hellhole called southern California. 9 Apple Stores within an hour's drive, and 2 more within 100 miles. I started calling them one by one... "No, we're all out and we don't know when we'll get more in. We're not doing a waiting list because the supply is so scarce." Ditto. Ditto, ditto, "we have 512 MB but not 1 GB," ditto. Then the glorious answer I was waiting for... "We have both in stock. We'll hold one for you for 2 hours." Yes!!

      It took me damn near 2 hours to fight traffic and get down there, but I got it. None on the shelves, but mine (er, my wife's) was waiting in the back for me. Thank you Apple Store South Coast Plaza! :)

      So, like, if you have a lot of Apple Stores around you, keep calling. Or call other stores - I heard CompUSA has had some briefly, maybe Micro Center, Best Buy, etc. You never know!

    5. Re:Injustice by kronin · · Score: 1

      I picked up 2 1 GB versions from MicroCenter in Denver 3 days ago. They had a whole stand full of them.

      When the Apple Store doesn't have them, sometimes you have to think outside the box.

    6. Re:Injustice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm, Micro Center is still showing current stock on their website. I'd call to be sure, though, and you'd want fast shipping.

    7. Re:Injustice by Fry+a+Lad+Up · · Score: 1
      When the Apple Store doesn't have them, sometimes you have to think outside the box.

      "Think different."

    8. Re:Injustice by Anonymous+Freak · · Score: 1

      My local Apple Store has them in stock. I'll send one to you for cost+shipping+$50, if you're that desparate. (Hey, I only need to sell three this way to pay for my own!)

      --
      Another non-functioning site was "uncertainty.microsoft.com."
      The purpose of that site was not known.
    9. Re:Injustice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why don't you just buy your wife a _real_ ipod and engrave it?

    10. Re:Injustice by Richthofen80 · · Score: 1

      You cheap bastard. Buy her at LEAST the iPod Mini. you can get them at best buy.

      --
      Reason, free market capitalism, and individualism
    11. Re:Injustice by radish · · Score: 3, Funny

      Get an ipod mini from Bestbuy, fill up 3/4s of it with random stuff, stick tape over the screen and attack the wheel with a sharp implement. Should be about equivalent.

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      ---- Den ene knappen er powerknapp, den andre er Bender voice knapp "Bite My Shiny Metal Ass"

    12. Re:Injustice by rdewalt · · Score: 1

      Perhaps the justice is in the fact that you've got a wife, and... they're left with nothing to do but make a RAID of ipods?

      -Another married slashdotter...

    13. Re:Injustice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why don't you buy another brand of MP3 player for her? She might appreciate having important features like a screen, you know.

  17. Coralized link.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative
    1. Re:Coralized link.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now for the million dollar question, on the original website, relative or absolute links to their pictures...
      (If they are absolute then this isn't much better than say the goolge cache).

      Page came up and we have a winner.
      ABSOLUTE LINKS ARE EVIL(when relative could be used)....
      Although in this case you have no other choice since the photos are on homepage.mac.com and the article is on www.wrightthisway.com

  18. The best feature by gUmbi · · Score: 5, Funny

    And the best part is that every file request is randomized! You'll rediscover the data you already own and haven't worked with in years!

  19. It's dead Jim. by Fr05t · · Score: 1

    It's dead Jim.

    1. Re:It's dead Jim. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's what'll happen to the flash memory if they decide to make it a swap partition...

    2. Re:It's dead Jim. by AddressException · · Score: 1

      But not as we know it....

    3. Re:It's dead Jim. by beef+curtains · · Score: 1
      --
      Just once I'd like someone to call me 'Sir' without adding 'You're making a scene.'
  20. Re:What you should have done... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is that site in your bookmarks? Do you jerk off to it a lot? Have you thought about purchasing one? I could loan you the money you know, all you have to do is ask.

    Love,

    Mom

  21. Congratz, less than 5 mins for the /. effect! by fizz · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    That is great! Who needs to DoS sites when we have slashdot :) I think this is the reason i only read headlines, and try to read the full story a day later..

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    1. Re:Congratz, less than 5 mins for the /. effect! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      solution: read boingboing.net, like many slashdot stories this was posted awhile ago.

  22. Nice httpd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Worst. Web server. Ever.

  23. who will the RIAA bust... by jxyama · · Score: 3, Funny

    if one shuffle goes "corrupt" and music from one shuffle gets "recreated" on another? ;)

    1. Re:who will the RIAA bust... by oliana · · Score: 1

      Duh, both of them

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      In Soviet Russia, asses suck this joke.
  24. Very James Bond by Idimmu+Xul · · Score: 5, Interesting

    doing this with 2 normal usb key drives, a raid array with the striped data on them, you could save all kinds of secret stuff on them which would be useless unless you had both drives!

    It could replace those security systems where 2 people have a key and there are 2 locks which must be opened at the same time for it to work.. just have 2 usb keys stripped, with a pgp key on them, which must be then inserted in to the security system at the same time for it to work or something

    i dunno, im just spouting things!

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    1. Re:Very James Bond by Ziviyr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You fail at security.

      Alot of sensitive stuff can fit in 8K, and RAID does not magically encrypt stuff.

      --

      Someone set us up the bomb, so shine we are!
    2. Re:Very James Bond by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In terms of normal data, enough contiguous information could be extracted from the blocks on any one drive that this would make for poor security.

    3. Re:Very James Bond by micromoog · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You fail at imagination. The OP never said anything about using some existing solution with 8k blocks. Neither did he say it wouldn't be encrypted.

    4. Re:Very James Bond by Sentry21 · · Score: 1

      This is actually an interesting idea, and one I shall have to experiment with once I get a replacement for my current USB drive. I can't think of anything we would use it for, but it would be neat to experiment with.

      Still, it would make more sense to have them all be separate drives, and to create a set of keys that require two (or three, or four) out of five (or ten, or twenty) to activate - one of those 'any two senior officers' kinds of things.

      --Dan

    5. Re:Very James Bond by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      Yeah, and you'd also trash both flash media in a relatively short amount of time.

      Why not simply use a key with a hard-coded key that is two parts and requires the presence of both to generate a hash.

      Or simpler, wire two household deadbolt locks (keyed differently, of course) to complete a circuit when in the latched position, and design your application with an NOR gate that detects when both circuits are open.

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      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    6. Re:Very James Bond by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      d i g t i i h 2 n r a s e r v s a d a r y w t h t i e a a o h m o o l a e a l k n s o e r t s u f o h m w i h w u d b s l s n e s y u h d b t r v s

      I must admit... Maybe if we ROT13 twice it would be even better

    7. Re:Very James Bond by iJames · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Actually I think it's a very clever idea. Not for a conventional RAID implementation, sure, but it'd be very simple to write an encoder/decoder that would stripe at a word level (or byte, or bit) and spread data across two flash drives for security. Now the information's only retrievable if two people agree to cooperate. Add a third drive with parity data, and you've got error resilience and a "democratic" security system where any two out of three people can retrieve the information.

      Granted, I can't see an application for this that couldn't be managed simply by having two people encrypt the information with separate keys. But it's about as cheap as you could get with a hardware solution, and it does have a spyish sort of coolness to it.

    8. Re:Very James Bond by JoeLinux · · Score: 1

      Simple: All you have to do is take off the panelling and connect them together to get around it.

      Now, imagine 4096-bit encryption on a file that is striped across two drives. Not as easy, I would think.

    9. Re:Very James Bond by Ziviyr · · Score: 1

      I imagine I kill you with mind-bullets and feed you to my space-goat underling before I send it off to conquer another galaxy for me.

      Really though, the OP said it was just spouting stuff, and only mentioned striping. Odds would be for using semi-normal stuff for portabilitys sake.

      --

      Someone set us up the bomb, so shine we are!
    10. Re:Very James Bond by David+Leppik · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Striping the data makes it hard to use, but not particularly hard to decypher, if someone is just interested in the gyst of the message. In fact, with a few heuristics (e.g. assume that the most important data is alphanumeric text) it may be possible to pull out a whole lot.

      With two key drives (or two disks of any kind) it's possible to do perfect (uncrackable) encryption pretty easily using a one-time pad. You fill one key drive with random bits (the pad). The second drive contains the XOR of your data with the pad. (XOR=eXclusive OR, a fundamental binary operator.) With both key drives, you can read your data. With only one, you just get random bits.

      A nice thing about the one-time pad is that it is easy to extend. Add another pad, and you just XOR against another pad. Then you require all three to read the data. The only disadvantage to a one-time pad is that it requires the secure transmission of the pad, which must be at least as large as the secret message. The Amazon.coms of the world can't afford to mail you a CD-ROM of random bits just so you can order online from them.

    11. Re:Very James Bond by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Don't forget to hide each of the USB keys in a replica statuette of Da Vinci's Gran Cavallo.

      --
      It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
  25. iApache by mushupork · · Score: 5, Funny

    Site's been slashdotted...or the damn battery died again!

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  26. Web server based RAID? by ughhgu6 · · Score: 1

    I guess the web server was using this RAID...dead already.

  27. Write life of flash again? by otis+wildflower · · Score: 1

    How many writes is the flash in iPod shuffle certified for?

    Interesting hack, but running a DB-driven website off 'em is not the wisest idea..

    OTOH, I've worked at jobs with stupider infrastructures...

    1. Re:Write life of flash again? by jnd3 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Most NOR-flash is rated for at least 100,000 erase cycles. And some of the newer AMD flash devices have a minimum 1,000,000 erase cycle guarantee per sector. Even erasing the entire flash 100 times a day would give you about 27 years of life.

    2. Re:Write life of flash again? by Jozer99 · · Score: 1

      This may seem like a lot, and it is for applications like MP3 players and cameras, but if you want to use Flash like a hard drive, data gets overwritten much faster. That is why you can't just install Windows or Linux on a Flash card, and have it work more than a couple of days. The virtual memory gets written over and over again. There are special OSes for flash memory, distros of linux, and things like Windows XP Embedded that are written not to trash the Flash memory they are on.

  28. How to install OS X on this: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Create a clean install on a regular hard-drive using the Panther installer and then use Carbon Copy Cloner to clone the drive.

  29. Imagine a Beowulf cluster! by Trolling4Columbine · · Score: 0, Troll

    Sorry... but it's not entirely off the mark this time!

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  30. RAID? by null+etc. · · Score: 4, Funny

    Thanks to the RIAA, I want to avoid anything having to do with digital music players and "raids".

  31. Gave up because the installer wouldn't let them? by DoctorPhish · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That's hardly the right attitude from a supposed hacker.
    When Solaris 10 wouldn't allow installation on my Ultra1, I hex-edited the ISO, reburned, and installed anyways (and that only took me one evening).
    It's SOFTware for crying out loud! Show some initiative!

  32. mod parent down -1: bad grammar, html by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You don't deserve karma, you clod.

  33. Redundant Redundancy by lbmouse · · Score: 0, Redundant

    For those a little slower than the rest...
    Redundant Array of Inexpensive Disks Array RAID

    Please don't mod this redundant.

    1. Re:Redundant Redundancy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if you were worried about how your post would be modded, why didn't you just post AC (like I just did, since this is an inane question)?

    2. Re:Redundant Redundancy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It wasn't an inane question, just a redundant one.

    3. Re:Redundant Redundancy by jacksonj04 · · Score: 1

      Actually depending on your point of view, he could be totally correct with RAID Array, since RAID is the technology. Another example is ASP Page. This expands to Active Server Pages Page, where Active Server Pages is the technology. Thus, RAID Array should be perfectly fine.

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    4. Re:Redundant Redundancy by lbmouse · · Score: 1

      Thank you. Please don't mod this redundant.
      For those of you who are who I, I was just trying to address, it was just me doing a joke or a comedic anecdote about the parent or the previous poster. Please take it easy. Thank you.

  34. if the link didn' work, here's the picture by de1orean · · Score: 1

    00 48 00 00 FF ED 10 F2 70 20 33 2E 30 00 88 ...

  35. Yeah by sulli · · Score: 4, Funny

    But this guy ate his iPod shuffle.

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    1. Re:Yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL mod parent funny.. PLEASE..

  36. Cluster Computing For Better Sound? by zoomba · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now that we can do a RAID Array, I want to see someone turn it into a beowulf cluster. Imagine the sound processing power we could harness by chaining 400 iPods together! Music listening would never be the same again!

    Ooh, ooh! I know! Setup an Uber iPod (uPod) add in wireless (wiPod? because!). If we got normal iPods with built-in wireless in the future, we could have one hell of a distributed computing network :) Either that or a really expensive geek tracking system

    Useless tech implementations rock :)

    1. Re:Cluster Computing For Better Sound? by TedTschopp · · Score: 1

      You could make an musical instrament out of say 88 iPods shuffles, with a playlist of sounds to act as a funky synth. It might be a cool fun art project.

      Ted Tschopp

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    2. Re:Cluster Computing For Better Sound? by b1t+r0t · · Score: 2, Interesting

      They're already about the size of a piano key, so just paint a couple dozen of them black and presto! An iShuffle synth!

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  37. Re:What you should have done... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is that site in your bookmarks? Do you jerk off to it a lot? Have you thought about purchasing one? I could loan you the money you know, all you have to do is ask.

    Love,

    Mom


    Please?

  38. OS X would work... by useosx · · Score: 2, Informative

    They just need to follow this hint

  39. the reason by adzoox · · Score: 1, Informative

    I don't think Macs can boot off of USB 2.0. That would be one reason.

    I understand Apple went with USB 2.0 to cater to the PC crowd, but making the drive firewire would have been revolutionary.

    The Kangaru Fire flash drives KILL USB 2.0 in transfer speeds and CAN boot a Mac OR a PC.

    A raid would have been possible otherwise.

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    1. Re:the reason by Benley · · Score: 1

      I don't think Macs can boot off of USB 2.0. That would be one reason.

      That's not correct - I know that modern macs can boot off of USB devices. My new ibook certainly does. Someone has told me that any mac newer than a "Yikes" G4 (which used the old G3 motherboard) ought to be able to as well. I haven't verified that, however.

    2. Re:the reason by adzoox · · Score: 1

      if you find a website with that info let me know - I know for a fact that USB 1.1 is NOT fast enough to boot using A CDROM or hard drive.

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    3. Re:the reason by swv3752 · · Score: 1

      You mean you have never booted from a Floppy? Never booted from a 6x CDROM? I don't know about Macs, but I have booted from a USB1 thub drive on an Athlon64 computer.

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    4. Re:the reason by radish · · Score: 1

      what's the speed got to do with it? you can boot from a floppy....it's just, well, slow.

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    5. Re:the reason by Benley · · Score: 1

      I'll look around for someplace saying it definitively. Obviously USB 1.1 isn't fast enough to run a whole OS off of, but I'm saying it's technically possible to boot a mac to it.

    6. Re:the reason by adzoox · · Score: 1

      Ummm ... the point of the conversation is booting from an USB iPod Shuffle

      iMacs CAN NOT boot from a floppy. Only Beige G3s can boot from a floppy. Beige G3's did not have USB on board - therefore - you cannnot boot from a USB device.

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    7. Re:the reason by gozar · · Score: 1
      if you find a website with that info let me know - I know for a fact that USB 1.1 is NOT fast enough to boot using A CDROM or hard drive.

      I know I've booted some slot-loading iMacs from an external USB cd-rw drive when the internal drive was broken. That was with OS 9. It looks like you can't boot OS X from any USB device.

      And an Apple knowledgebase article on the subject.

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    8. Re:the reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I understand Apple went with USB 2.0 to cater to the PC crowd, but making the drive firewire would have been revolutionary.

      Really, the iPod shuffle is just a USB thumbdrive that happens to be able to play music files stored on it. The lack of a screen makes that pretty obvious. If you want a useful MP3 player, look elsewhere.

  40. Mirrordot Mirror by tijmentiming · · Score: 3, Interesting

    http://mirrordot.com/stories/b810b5b7bf18eb8d82adf 1137dae0587/index.html

    Btw, Why not automatically create a mirror on mirrordot and link it here? Why do we need a nerd to search for the mirrordot link if we have enough nerds to fix a small problem like this?

    1. Re:Mirrordot Mirror by xortw · · Score: 1

      For the mod-points. DOH! And hey, i was first... :-P

  41. (Whistle blow... flag down) by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1, Troll
    We have unnecissary geekness, and roughing a consumer product. iPods are basically external firewire drives, the hard part has alreadybeen engineered for you.

    Repeat of down, half the distance to the goal.

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    1. Re:(Whistle blow... flag down) by iJames · · Score: 1
      We have unnecissary geekness, and roughing a consumer product. iPods are basically external firewire drives, the hard part has alreadybeen engineered for you.

      And you get an offside penalty. This is about the iPod shuffle, which is a USB flash drive. Pay attention.

    2. Re:(Whistle blow... flag down) by cudaboy_71 · · Score: 1

      ...of course african swallows are non-migratory.

      oh, yeah....

      i mean...of course iPod shuffles are USB2 (and the whole 'apple not supporting USB2 boot' hence the problem installing the OS to it)

      oh, yeah....

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    3. Re:(Whistle blow... flag down) by snuf23 · · Score: 1

      Or in the case of iPod shuffle, external USB 2.0 drives. Your point stands never the less.
      Not much of a hack really.

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  42. As seen on Pinky & The Brain by JLavezzo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Brain: Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Pinky?

    Pinky: Yeah, Brain, but if we could get that many iPod Shuffles and set them up as a RAID device would we still be able to listen to music on them?

    Brain: stares blankly at Pinky

  43. Ouch! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Looks like those corners are too sharp! They should have taken some design cues from Sanrio.

  44. So *that's* why they're so hard to find! by javaxman · · Score: 2, Funny
    Someone's been buying them all up to make these silly-ass RAID arrays!

    Here I thought they were just really popular...

  45. Cant boot from USB anyway by xjerky · · Score: 1

    Only Firewire booting works, so this is a futile effort anyway.

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  46. Re:Warning: I've got mod points by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But I've got Mod Points, too, and I'm going to mod them up!

    Muuuuhahaha!

  47. continues by JLavezzo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Brain: Pinky, have you been reading Slashdot again?

  48. It's a shuffle -- they'll flip a coin by ianscot · · Score: 1

    Naw, I was just joshing. What the RIAA would do is take the grandparent of one of the shuffle owners to court, as a way of keeping the rest of the local systems in line.

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  49. MOD PARENT DOWN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    -1, RAIDundant

  50. Re:Gave up because the installer wouldn't let them by diamondsw · · Score: 1

    It's sort of hard to do that from a SOFTware-managed RAID set. Had it been hardware RAID, no problem.

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  51. RAID with floppies by Dejohn · · Score: 1

    Someone did this years ago with 3.25" floppy disks. There's nothing particularly new or interesting here. You can create a raid out of just about anything! :) Well, I suppose it would be particularly cool if someone made an array out of punch cards.

    1. Re:RAID with floppies by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

      Yep, here's the link.

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    2. Re:RAID with floppies by snuf23 · · Score: 1

      3.5" actually. IANABIAIOS (I am not anal but I act it on Slashdot).

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    3. Re:RAID with floppies by 0311 · · Score: 1

      What, line the cards up on the floor? I am sure someones done that before but then that would be a disArray...

    4. Re:RAID with floppies by gnarled · · Score: 1

      You can create a raid out of just about anything!

      Wrong, it must be inexpensive.

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  52. Whats so special about software RAID? by sweathogsparky · · Score: 1

    You could make anything that can be mounted part of a software raid. I don't see the great innovation here!

  53. I installed Xsan on an iPod shuffle :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Assuming you have some Xsan licenses lying around (you bought Xsan or are part of the seed program), you can install Xsan http://apple.com/xsan on your shuffle. You need to initialize the shuffle as being one big free space partition using disk utility, then use Xsan Admin to label the shuffle as a LUN.

    Instant iPod Shufle SAN. Of course, only one machine can access it... and it is really slow. Throw in a powered USB hub and some more shuffles and you may be able to get a few meg a second. ;-)

    Take that floppy disk RAID!

    1. Re:I installed Xsan on an iPod shuffle :) by JohnAllison · · Score: 1

      It could be used as an independent network drive. Although Airport Express has not been sufficiently cracked, yet, a Shuffle RAID would easily be connected to the AE's USB port.

  54. To install OS X on the RAID by Gropo · · Score: 2, Informative
    Try installing 10.0 or 10.1 and updating. I was unable to install Jaguar or Panther on my 3G after formatting it, but following the above procedure gave me a bootable system.

    Word to the wise: running your iPod drive that hot, that frequently causes your battery to lose its longevity pretty severely. I regret having done it last year.

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  55. It's obvious what their problem was ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Shuffles kept returning the boot blocks in a random order!

    1. Re:It's obvious what their problem was ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Next I suppose you'll want an LCD readout of the sectors and blocks being accessed!

  56. Shuffle OS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Think, soon you might load multiple OS on the RAID and have it shuffle which one boots?

    Damn it! Windows95 again!

  57. Re:Warning: I've got mod points by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Save some for the "they must be hosting their site on it" posts while you're at it.

  58. iPod Shuffles to be carried at Circuit City by HeighYew · · Score: 2, Interesting

    http://www.betanews.com/article/Circuit_City_to_Ca rry_iPod_Shuffle/1107889065Link to a BetaNews story about it...
    No, I've never linked before. :\

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  59. Not the coolest RAID by b1t+r0t · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The coolest RAID ever was the five USB floppy RAID. Using a Devo MP3 as a test file increased the coolness factor.

    Oh, and you can't boot OS X from a USB RAID. I'm pretty sure you can boot from an IDE RAID (I mean an OS X software RAID, not a hardware RAID where the computer never sees the individual drives), and maybe even from a Firewire RAID, but USB is right out.

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  60. Re:Gave up because the installer wouldn't let them by Broiler · · Score: 2, Funny

    Did we quit after the Germans Bombed Pearl harbor?
    Hell no...

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  61. Obligatory by thegameiam · · Score: 1

    All your jokes are belong to us...

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  62. Was the site hosted on an iPod shuffle RAID? by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

    I think not, because it's down now. It might have helped, too.

  63. Bwahahaha! by ggvaidya · · Score: 4, Funny

    And lo, for the Darkness which feeds on Slashdot arose in wrath, and spake thus: "Mention an ancient near-dead Slashdot 'joke', do you, boy? Feel the force of the Slashdot as it falls upon thee!"

    And then the Darkness descended, and a storm of nerds fell upon the thread, and tore it hither and thither with their teeth and keyboards and mice, and the jokes made were of a putridness hitherto unknown even in the dark ASCII-porn and GNAA-filled underbelly of Slashdot.

    Yea, and verily was there a gnashing of teeth and a banging of heads as Natalie Portman, petrified and covered in hot grits, reminded YOU that all your old Korean ladies were now belong to us ... in Japan! And all, as one, welcomed their new Slashdot overlords - except in Nebraska, where a million Slashdot editors cried out in torment, and were silenced.

    And lo, for in this time of despair a glimmer of hope appeared, as finally was revealed the Secret Concealed from all since time immemorial, the unknown last-but-one step in the great Slashdot Business Plan. The answer was found to be simp...

    ATH+++
    NO CARRIER

  64. Oh boy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Another slashdot article about how OSX can make a software RAID out of USB devices...

  65. Secure storage? by b00m3rang · · Score: 2, Funny

    You could create a striped RAID array, copy your sensitive encrypted information to it, and you each go on your way with one of the units.

    Not until you reassemble and say, "Wonder Twin Powers, Activate!" will the data be accessible again (a la Ford Fairlane).

    Could happen.

  66. Holy Crap! by un1xl0ser · · Score: 1

    This is so fucking lame. No, really.

    I'm not kidding, stop posting this stuff.

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  67. Boring by yet+another+coward · · Score: 1

    A Beowulf cluster of these things would be awesome.

    This RAID array is just meh.

  68. Wow! by Bilzmoude · · Score: 1

    That is sooooooo nerdy.

  69. Re:Gave up because the installer wouldn't let them by snuf23 · · Score: 1

    Huh? You can't boot off of software RAID on OS X?
    You must be able too.
    I used to use a software RAID on my primary boot disk in Windows NT years ago. As long as the boot loader is aware it's not a problem.

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  70. Wow... by jmcmunn · · Score: 2, Interesting


    I'm seriously not trying to troll or anything, but I remember when I used to hear Kevin Rose (of the Screensavers) talk about stuff he read on Slashdot. Now I read stuff on Slashdot that Kevin Rose talked about last week. No longer is it "news for nerds" it is more like "news nerds have already heard". Sad, truly sad.

    On a happy note, congrats to Kevin Rose for doing a better job of sharing the news with me.

    1. Re:Wow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow... is right. Who exactly is Kevin Rose? Is he any relation to Pete Rose? Because Kevin Rose sounds like a nice geek name. I mean who doesn't like the name Kevin Rose. Kevin Rose. Kevin Rose. Kevin Rose. Kevin Rose.

    2. Re:Wow... by jmcmunn · · Score: 1


      Exactly my point. Kevin Rose is a guy on the G4 show "The ScreenSavers". He is indeed a good geek, he mods a lot and in general knows his shit. But, like any decently successful TV personality on their own, I don't expect him to necessarilly have the news before Slashdot. Certainly not a week before Slashdot.

      The mods/owners of this site have gotten lazy and stuck in their ways. It's no longer the first place I go for enws. It is a random stop I make to waste time...but not my news source.

  71. Write life of flash battery life... by jmichaelg · · Score: 1
    ...100 times a day would give you about 27 years of life.

    Which is 25 years longer than the battery will last. Not that the market seems to care that a few years from now iPods will be nothing more land fill.

  72. You just don't get it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After paying $300 for my 20G iPod, and convincing my friends to do the same, I'll stripe the music data over the iPods. I can have the fastest music player in the world! At the end of the day when we each go on our separate ways, we'll each be left with...

  73. what a shock... by behindspace · · Score: 1

    /.ed...

  74. Re:Gave up because the installer wouldn't let them by alexynr · · Score: 0

    -The germans?

    -Leave it...He's on a roll

  75. Re:Gave up because the installer wouldn't let them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    More importantly, you can't boot off of USB.

  76. Re:Gave up because the installer wouldn't let them by Borgschulze · · Score: 1

    No, because we never bombed Pearl Harbor.

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  77. how uhmm dumb.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Uhhh
    now this is just dumb
    a 20 gig ipod=hp would cost lst and hold 5x the data..

    you need a hobby like maybe writing spyware or viri

  78. Re:Gave up because the installer wouldn't let them by Twanfox · · Score: 1

    Many machines these days accept a USB (or alternative-media drive) to be an acceptable boot device to start from. In fact, this handy little NC6000 from HP can boot from USB, or even from the SD card reader it has embedded. All it does is lump it in with 'removable media' and goes from there.

  79. Re:Gave up because the installer wouldn't let them by Broiler · · Score: 1

    It is a quote from National Lampoon's Animal House. John Belushi played Bluto, a drunk and stupid frat guy. The frat house was being shutdown by the dean and Bluto was trying to mobilize his frat brothers with this quote. The point was he was ranting and did not even know what he was talking about. It does not translate well and was not meant to offend anyone. Underlying meaning was the original poster was ranting, but didn't quite know what he was talking about. MY apologies.

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  80. This has been basically done already by BcNexus · · Score: 1
  81. Re:Gave up because the installer wouldn't let them by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

    USB is bootable. IIRC, the only problem is that there is no standard defining how a BIOS can determin the USB drive's "geometry", being cylinders, heads and sectors.

    My Compaq laptop has a PDF available that explains how to boot it from a USB key. That is where I got the info above.

  82. Boot from it: howto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. install MacOS X on an empty harddrive
    2. launch Carbon Copy Cloner
    3. clone the OS from the HDD to the Shuffle RAID
    (don't forget to mark 'make bootable' in CCC's options

    that should work.

  83. What were they smoking? by tekcsound · · Score: 2, Funny

    As a rabid Apple whore, I still have to wonder what the hell they were thinking when they developed this things: (Jobs) How can we make our iPods cheaper? (Engrs) Well, we've already taken out everything but the screen. (Jobs) Then take it out too! (Engrs) But how will they select their songs? (Jobs) Who cares? We'll have PR come up with a snappy name and tell everyone it's COOL. Those Cupertino boys, I swear.

  84. Neat. by Stick_Fig · · Score: 1

    Hey, that's a pretty nifty throwing star that the guy created. I like how Apple is so good at industrial design that they manage to make even unintentional uses for their product look awesome.

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  85. Re:Gave up because the installer wouldn't let them by diamondsw · · Score: 1

    Well that's flat out wrong. Macs have always been able to boot from USB for as long as they've had the ports. Same goes for Firewire and (long ago) SCSI. Macs have had a history of being able to boot off of just about any storage device you could hook up. Things like USB, Firewire, SCSI, CD-ROM, and Ethernet drivers are all in the firmware to allow boot support.

    As for booting off of software RAID, could someone explain how this is possible? Hardware RAID makes sense - the adapter (whether onboard or on a PCI card) abstracts all of that away from the BIOS, which only sees a single disk by default. However, your BIOS isn't going to know jack-squat about the RAID volumes that an OS set up. I'm really asking - how would a software RAID be capable of booting?

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  86. imagine Beowulf of iPod shuttle RAIDs ... by porky_pig_jr · · Score: 1

    or RAID of iPod shuttle Beowulfs

  87. What do you hear ... ? by Y2 · · Score: 1

    Q. What do you hear when you format the iPod array? A. All your favorite songwriters decomposing.

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  88. This reminds me of an old Styx tune .... by Luscious868 · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of an old Styx tune ... sing it with me now ....

    "Too much time on my hands ...."

    1. Re:This reminds me of an old Styx tune .... by onemorechip · · Score: 1

      Personally I feel more like the Rush lyrics: "Too many hands on my time".

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  89. CarbonCopyCloner by dangrover · · Score: 1

    Why not use Carbon Copy Cloner from Bombich software instead of the official OS X installer? I'm surprised no one's suggested this (from what i've seen).

  90. Re:Gave up because the installer wouldn't let them by hunterx11 · · Score: 1

    You could possibly boot into the Open Firmware console and use a lot of voodoo to setup software RAID. And you can connect to the console remotely and possible load the software from another already-running machine.

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  91. Actually... by Johnny+Mozzarella · · Score: 1

    Technically speaking older Macs can be booted from a USB thumb drive if you are using OS 9. I used to use a 128MB thumb drive with OS 9 for troubleshooting.

    But now that all the Macs running OS 9 have been phased out I don't need that anymore. Now I can boot the machines using a remote disk image stored on an XServe. I love OS X!

  92. Isn't That Redundant? by slaad · · Score: 1

    You make a RAID array out of them...

    Why would you want a whole array of RAID's? Isn't one enough? :)

    This reminds me of those ECM countermeasure things.
    It seems pretty bad when you need a countermeasure for the countermeasures...

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  93. How about a Beowulf cluster of these by oO+Peeping+Tom+Oo · · Score: 1

    >And I'm going to mod down every 'How about a >Beowulf cluster of these' post without mercy. Yeah? Well you can't if I reply to this post :p

  94. The Apple Engineers call it... by deeny · · Score: 1

    According to a friend who's an Apple engineer, some of the engineers call them iTampons.

  95. Linear flash on the GBA by tepples · · Score: 1

    Linear flash went out of style years ago, as any Newton owner can tell you.

    Out of style my furry foot. "Linear flash" is byte- or word-addressed flash memory, often called "NOR flash". It's alive and well in the GBA homebrew development community. In fact, I typed this comment with one hand while holding my Visoly Flash Advance card in the other.

  96. Trademarks as adjectives; overloaded abbreviations by tepples · · Score: 1

    There is a tendency among English speakers to use acronyms and other initialisms as adjectives because so many of those abbreviations are trademarks, and trademarks are supposed to be used as adjectives followed by a generic term.

    In addition, without a generic term, overloaded abbreviations can cause confusion. "ATM" is both automated teller machine and asynchronous transfer mode. "Go to the store and get a RAID" could refer to a storage array or a can of insecticide. "Enter your PIN" could mean key in a password or push a straight object into a malfunctioning floppy or CD drive to eject the media.

  97. My sweet lord... by tepples · · Score: 1

    what if you have it loaded with George Harrison's "All Things Shall Pass"?

    For one thing, the album was called All Things Must Pass. For another, the infamous single from that album ("My Sweet Lord") is evidence of everything that's wrong with the music publishing industry. It is combinatorically next to impossible to create an original song nowadays.

    (Why am I on your foes list?)

  98. Carbon Copy Cloner? by joel8x · · Score: 1

    I wonder if it would work with something like Carbon Copy Cloner and PSU Blast Image Config to take an image of an OS X install and copy it to the Shuffle RAID?

    I would try it if I had 4 iPod Shuffles!

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  99. You don't *have* to use a swap file by tepples · · Score: 1

    That is why you can't just install Windows or Linux on a Flash card, and have it work more than a couple of days. The virtual memory gets written over and over again.

    Then put 512 MB of RAM in your machine and turn off the swap file. If you're on stock GNU/Linux, you can throw in JFFS2 or another wear-leveling file system for good measure.

  100. Re:Gave up because the installer wouldn't let them by MarcQuadra · · Score: 1

    Ahh. You CAN boot off a software RAID in OS X, but it has to be on a supported bus. The USB and FireWire busses do not have RAID drivers in firmware, IIRC. Anyone who wants to do RAID on firewire or USB is foolish anyway, the bottleneck is the bus and the 'glue' chip, not the disk.

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  101. mac os x doesn't boot from usb by Joseph_Daniel_Zukige · · Score: 1

    Anybody pointed that out yet?

    Don't have a link, but I checked this on Apple's support site when I got my clamshell iBook, before they put firewire on those. I got the iBook anyway, and have not reqretted it, even though I've wasted probably forty+ hours making sure Apple's support pages weren't just fuzzing over something simple.

    I think it _might_ be possible to boot from a USB drive if you get into openboot and add some really arcane stuff to select netbooting and have it check the USB for the netboot, and then somehow program a USB device to spit the netboot image down the USB pipe.

    I don't think I'm describing that very well. Not sure I want to try any harder, though.

  102. ATA drives are faster, but by Joseph_Daniel_Zukige · · Score: 1

    I think I'd just take the easy way and and hang some firewire drives on the mini.

    Guess that's why I'm not a real geek.

  103. Re:Gave up because the installer wouldn't let them by megabeck42 · · Score: 1

    That's wrong - there is such a standard, EDD - Enhanced Disk Drive services. It can indicate to the operating system that your harddrive is attached to ide, scsi, fibrechannel, firewire, or usb, which pci adapter hosts the drive, its location on the host adapter's bus, and the full geometry of the device. Pretty much every PC bios dating from the P3 era supports at least version 2.2, and many of the P4 machines I've seen support version 3.0.

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  104. Re:Gave up because the installer wouldn't let them by really? · · Score: 1

    Yet another case of "If I have to explain it, it's not funny." :-|

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  105. iPod drives RAIDed in HD video camera by JB72 · · Score: 1
  106. Deja vu by MisterSquid · · Score: 1

    You had a cell? Back in my day all matter and energy in the universe was compressed into a point smaller than those tiny transistors you punk kids use as a sorry excuse for a switch!

    This very much reminds of Italo Calvino's Cosmicomics, and T Zero both of which star qwfwq in adventures involving time before time, space before space, and other fanciful stories regarding physics and the nature of the universe. Sort of like Flatland but even better. Here's a site that talks about parallels between Calvino and Borges.

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  107. Re:Gave up because the installer wouldn't let them by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

    So do a dual channel raid. Just make sure you have two FW buses. FW cards are cheap.

    Also note that people use RAID for different reasons. Some want to mirror for data redundancy, others want to stripe for speed, still others want both. And a few, mistakenly, want to kill bugs dead.

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  108. Re:Gave up because the installer wouldn't let them by Bert64 · · Score: 1

    I've used software raid for a root partition under linux before, the software raid is partition based so i create 2 partitions for raid, and an additional smaller "boot" partition, the kernel is loaded from the boot partition, detects the arrays and continues booting... I assume other os's could work in much the same way.. The data for how the raid is setup is stored in a particular block at the start of each partition, so you can even move the disks into different orders and they will continue working, you dont need to have already booted the os and load a configuration file..
    It's possible that the firmware of a system could load this same information, or store it in an eeprom setting (better to load from a disk block, incase the motherboard fries and you have to move the disks to another box) and i believe hardware raid arrays work in this same way too.

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  109. BAH! My Floppy RAID is way cooler! by laserawesome · · Score: 1

    http://ohlssonvox.8k.com/fdd_raid.htm

  110. WarGames (Re:Very James Bond) by NaDrew · · Score: 1
    Or simpler, wire two household deadbolt locks (keyed differently, of course) to complete a circuit when in the latched position, and design your application with an NOR gate that detects when both circuits are open.
    "Turn your key, sir!"
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  111. Re:Gave up because the installer wouldn't let them by snuf23 · · Score: 1

    I don't know the technical details under Windows, but when I ran soft RAID on my Windows NT 4 system, the RAID was configured after the OS install. You setup the system, then enabled the RAID. So what I would imagine happened is that the boot still occured off of the primary drive, the bootloader had the support for the software RAID, brought the RAID up first and then started booting Windows off of it.

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  112. Re:Gave up because the installer wouldn't let them by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

    Not necesarrily, because the replier was German and he may not have seen the movie. The OP was replying to ensure he was not mistaken as trying to be factual.

    Maybe- If I have to explain why, involving someone who probably wouldn't get the joke, a joke isn't funny, maybe I'm just being a wee bit dumb?

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  113. Kind of pointless, but also very cool. by JSRockit · · Score: 1

    This is one of those things that is kind of pointless...but ultimately...very damn cool. I like it.

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