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I don't get to see many movies with a 4 month old in the house, but I managed to escape to see Cloverfield. Stop reading immediately if you don't want spoilers. It's Blair Witch's first person camera work, applied to a small (for the genre) budget monster movie. The monster is cool. The little monsters are cool. The acting is sometimes good, sometimes awkward. The action is often great and very intense. And it will undoubtedly be the most hyped movie of 2008 until the spring blockbusters arrive. I really enjoyed the movie, but I'm posting this so you guys can have a place to talk amongst yourselves about this movie. Groundbreaking movie-making or just hype-making? I'm not sure. I'm also not sure my skull can handle watching it again- that jerky camera action gave me a headache. (Also, there was a Star Trek teaser trailer attached, and I'm almost ashamed to admit that I want it so badly it made me hurt. Please Abrams, don't screw it up)

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  1. The keyword in that diatribe was 'hyped'... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The movie itself was pretty lame overall. I'm calling it Snakes on a Plane II.

    1. Re:The keyword in that diatribe was 'hyped'... by EvilCowzGoMoo · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Maybe I didn't give it enough of a chance, but the first 45min of the movie were downright awful. Even low end camcorders have some kind of picture stability on them! My head still hurts from the shaking camera! The camera even shook in what should have been standing still shots!!! The acting left much to be desired, and (at least the opening) story was crap. I did stay long enough to see the monster, and this may be the only redeeming quality of the movie. The special effects were good for their budget. Overall though, it was a case of over hype, and major let down.

    2. Re:The keyword in that diatribe was 'hyped'... by Zero82z · · Score: 0

      I actually liked Snakes on a Plane more than Cloverfield. At least Snakes had entertainment value from the sheer ridiculousness of the whole thing, but this movie was just boring and lame. There was no plot, no resolution, and the entire thing was focused on the plight of a bunch of annoying kids who by the end I was glad to see killed off. Thankfully I went to see Tim Burton's Sweeney Todd adaptation afterward, which more than made up for the disappointment that Cloverfield was.

    3. Re:The keyword in that diatribe was 'hyped'... by toleraen · · Score: 1, Funny

      My head still hurts from the shaking camera! Would you say it's better or worse than the last few Bourne movies, both in terms of plain shakiness and how badly it confuses the scene?
    4. Re:The keyword in that diatribe was 'hyped'... by Neil+Hodges · · Score: 1

      I got a headache watching the third one, and ended up leaving before it ended.

    5. Re:The keyword in that diatribe was 'hyped'... by kaizokuace · · Score: 1

      more like Snakes on a City. I hate these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking city!

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    6. Re:The keyword in that diatribe was 'hyped'... by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 1

      Next jackass director who decides not to use a steady cam (i.e Cloverfield and Bourne Ultimatium) needs to get cockpunched. People do not like to be dizzy for a 2 hour movie.

    7. Re:The keyword in that diatribe was 'hyped'... by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It was worse then the Bourne movies (Ultimatum was bad, Cloverfield was just obscene). We had someone who had to step out into the lobby for a bit mid-movie it was so bad.

    8. Re:The keyword in that diatribe was 'hyped'... by dknj · · Score: 3, Insightful

      i.e. Cloverfield was 'hyped' as a movie following a group of people USING A CAMCORDER. Who the fuck has a steadycam when they're filming a house party.

      With that said, I know I have a much steadier hand than most people but thats because i grew up using a camcorder. Give a camcorder to your friend that's never touched one before and you'll have your very own Cloverfield in the making. There were plenty of parties I left to my friends to record came out a blurry mess. It also doesn't get better the drunker you get (which happened in Cloverfield) or when you're running for your fucking life.

      Next jackass commenter that decides to complain about a movie that is hyped and describe as one way yet they expect a different experience (i.e. TooMuchToDo) needs to get cockpunched. People in the movie theater enjoyed the dizzying effect for 2 hours.

    9. Re:The keyword in that diatribe was 'hyped'... by dknj · · Score: 1

      Watch the movie again.. there was a plot, there was resolution, and the point of the movie was to be focused on a group of people running to their death.

    10. Re:The keyword in that diatribe was 'hyped'... by grub · · Score: 2, Funny


      Even low end camcorders have some kind of picture stability on them

      So I should wait for a CAM to be released? ;)

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    11. Re:The keyword in that diatribe was 'hyped'... by utopianfiat · · Score: 1

      I'm just making sure here but nobody really thinks that they burned handycam images into 35mm film? Those were big, expensive cameras they used in cloverfield...

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    12. Re:The keyword in that diatribe was 'hyped'... by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 1

      I don't give a flying fuck how the movie is hyped. If you're that shitty of a director that you can't ply your trade without making the movie look like ass, don't ask me to pay $9 to see it. Don't worry about the cockpunch though. I'll just settle/hope for more people grabbing the flick off thepiratebay.org

    13. Re:The keyword in that diatribe was 'hyped'... by shokk · · Score: 1

      Worse. Bourne's shakiness was done to emphasize the action.
      Cloverfield's shakiness was done to distract you from the lack of storyline. Without the shakiness, it is just a bunch of kids going Wow! and OMGOMGOMG!
      That party scene at the beginning was horrendously over long.

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    14. Re:The keyword in that diatribe was 'hyped'... by BrowncoatJedi · · Score: 0

      "Snakes on a Plane II"? How that's a pretty idiotic, simplistic way to compare it. I bet it took you hours to come up with that one.

    15. Re:The keyword in that diatribe was 'hyped'... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, there's already speculation that a sequel is planned. If you stayed around for the credits, check out what you missed...

      SPOILERS AHEAD

      http://cloverfieldmessage.ytmnd.com/

    16. Re:The keyword in that diatribe was 'hyped'... by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      You idiots! That's called artistic license! It also helps to fuzzify poor special effects and give the "film" an "edgy" feel so supposedly beloved by trend-setting, market-leading (perhaps ironically-named) focus groups comprised of drooling morons.

    17. Re:The keyword in that diatribe was 'hyped'... by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The problem is we're used to the regular monster movie. We see the government's point of view, we see them engage the monster directly, and we see them figure out how to kill the thing. In Cloverfield, we see some kids running for their lives, helping their friend save the girl he has always loved, and between the kids and the girl, there's a giant monster being shot at by army dudes.

      It's not really a "giant monster movie" as we're used to, and I really think that's the problem most people have with it. I, personally, loved it. I'm a HUGE fan of TJ Miller (Hud, aka the camera guy), and I think it's funny that he's the only character to directly be killed by the monster.

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    18. Re:The keyword in that diatribe was 'hyped'... by SCHecklerX · · Score: 2

      I just got back from it. Big disappointment. Even more disappointing is the good reviews it is getting on rotten tomatoes (just checked). One review actually thought the idiot with the camera was 'funny'.

      Crappy 'blair witch' camera, with an excruciatingly annoying dumbfuck running it for the entire movie. "uh, do you need help?" Jeezus.

      I won't spoil the movie but anybody who was unfortunate enough to see it will know the scene in the movie where I cheered.

    19. Re:The keyword in that diatribe was 'hyped'... by antek9 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Are you by any chance referring to a screener version, filmed with a camcorder from within a movie theater? I don't know, but if they took a good one to the show, one that has a really good image stabilizer, who knows, maybe that would be the very first screener that's more watchable than the original movie. There's a scent of irony in that.

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    20. Re:The keyword in that diatribe was 'hyped'... by ecrates · · Score: 1

      he did just enough character development so that one was praying everyone would die as quickly as possible

    21. Re:The keyword in that diatribe was 'hyped'... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      The movie theater I went to had the sound jacked up and my head is still hurting two hours later. While it's an interesting twist on the generic monster movie, it's good enough to see only once.

    22. Re:The keyword in that diatribe was 'hyped'... by kosanovich · · Score: 1

      Bourne isn't in the same league as this movie. In terms of shakiness... well there are scenes (yes that's plural) where they are running and the guy with the camera is literally swinging the camera to the point where all you can see are the light trails from whatever lights may be in the scene. As for how it confuses the scene? Well i guess you get the impression that they are running but really you have no idea where anyone is or where they are going, all you can see is light trails.

      Overall I liked the movie, but I can fully understand how someone could hate it.

    23. Re:The keyword in that diatribe was 'hyped'... by kainino · · Score: 1

      Actually, I think that image stabilizers on camcorders are based on an internal gyroscope. I'm not sure, but it's some food for thought.

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    24. Re:The keyword in that diatribe was 'hyped'... by LDoggg_ · · Score: 1

      Bourne's shakiness was done to emphasize the action.

      I dunno, the entire thing was shaky. Part 2 and 3 didn't have a single steady shot. Even if the scene was someone in an office on the phone or in a meeting the camera was moving up and down. A simple tripod could of at least given our eyes a break for a few seconds.
      A good chunk of movie goers still have an attention span that doesn't require someone to shake a camera and flash shiny objects at the screen every half-second.

      Any director that thinks this is artistic, raw, edgy, gritty, or whatever is an idiot.

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    25. Re:The keyword in that diatribe was 'hyped'... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The camera work literally gave my girlfriend a headache. I was confused many of the times as to what the actors/actresses were doing/saying. There was no conclusion to the plot. A great many people in the theatre boo'ed the movie once the credits started rolling. I'm going to have to claim hype on this one. It felt like a cheap and poorly done Godziru movie, it proved to be a good waste of time however. :)

    26. Re:The keyword in that diatribe was 'hyped'... by Gryle · · Score: 1

      Tacking on to what you said, Cloverfield is a tribute to those schlock "giant monster movies" with a drastically reduced scale. Yeah, they run into the monster, but for most of the movie their biggest enemies are those creepy little skittering critters that are falling off The Big Bad, and the collateral damage caused by the ensuing firefights. The film is more concerned with the people, whereas the traditional giant monster movie is concerned with, well, the giant monster.

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    27. Re:The keyword in that diatribe was 'hyped'... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, it took me two minutes to come up with it, actually, but it took you over 4 1/2 hours to come up wit a post bitching about it... What was that about 'idiotic' and simplistic'?

      Right. Fuckface.

    28. Re:The keyword in that diatribe was 'hyped'... by Rukie · · Score: 1

      At the end of the movie everyone in the audience was like, that sucked. In fact, several people yelled it out. I thought it was horrible. Nothing was consistent. They tried to make it look like it was a tape that was retrieved, but nothing seemed to flow in the tape. Seconds would disappear, everything was jerky, even when he was standing perfectly still. It also took an extremely long time before anything happened, about 40 minutes into the movie before the statue's head came off. (Movie started at 3, it was 3:40 when aliens attacked).... I want my money back.

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    29. Re:The keyword in that diatribe was 'hyped'... by Gaerek · · Score: 1

      I'm with you here. I really enjoyed it. I'll admit, the opening story was fairly lame, but at the same time, it fits in with the idea of the story. It's a completely believable back story for the movie. My biggest complain is for sure the shaky camera. I know what Abrams was trying for, the focus being on the people and not the monster. What better way than have it be completely from their perspective. But I shouldn't leave the theater with a headache because I spent so much time trying to focus and see whats going on. My biggest worry was that it was going to be another Blair Witch, which I couldn't stand. I was presently surprised. It had similarities, but the acting was better, and there was a better story. I've found it hard to say this lately, but Cloverfield was actually worth my $8.50.

    30. Re:The keyword in that diatribe was 'hyped'... by jollyreaper · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The problem is we're used to the regular monster movie. We see the government's point of view, we see them engage the monster directly, and we see them figure out how to kill the thing. In Cloverfield, we see some kids running for their lives, helping their friend save the girl he has always loved, and between the kids and the girl, there's a giant monster being shot at by army dudes.

      It's not really a "giant monster movie" as we're used to, and I really think that's the problem most people have with it. I, personally, loved it. I'm a HUGE fan of TJ Miller (Hud, aka the camera guy), and I think it's funny that he's the only character to directly be killed by the monster. That's exactly it. There was no music until a minute and a half into the credits, nothing was structured like a normal movie. The last American Godzilla was widely panned. It has a conventional structure, elements that really had no business being in the film but were included because of formula, etc. Who the fuck wants to see a romance subplot when we came to see giant monsters? In Cloverfield, it was there because that's what was going on in their lives before the monster struck. In Godzilla, it gets thrown in there because that's what the focus groups ask for. And you have to have the brilliant scientist who finds a solution, yadda-yadda. In Cloverfield, it goes closer along the lines of what you'd expect if a disaster movie happened in real life -- everyone dies.

      I mean shit, if you want a real life example of a camcorder disaster movie, check out those French brothers from 9-11. They were filming a firehouse documentary and got caught up in 9-11. They were on the fire engines heading to the towers, they were in the lobby as the bodies were crashing down, they got out just in time to escape the collapse and were covered in tower dust. I'm sure if you didn't explain the source of the footage, haters would come out saying it was so totally unrealistic and those "actors" were a bunch of Hollywood fags who don't know how real New York firemen are.
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    31. Re:The keyword in that diatribe was 'hyped'... by NtroP · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You idiots! That's called artistic license! It also helps to fuzzify poor special effects and give the "film" an "edgy" feel so supposedly beloved by trend-setting, market-leading (perhaps ironically-named) focus groups comprised of drooling morons.

      The whole point of the movie is that it's the raw, unedited content of a consumer video camera that was found and is now being used as a piece of government evidence for the Cloverfield incident. I think we are supposed to feel like we have been given access to the raw content by the government (because we are a part of an investigation or an FOIA or something...) So in that sense you just get whatever happened to be on this tape (or SD card).

      That being said, I don't know anyone who is that bad with a camera; even a small handicam which doesn't have the mass to help dampen small movements. I mean seriously, it's one thing to not hold it still or to zoom in and out too much, those are novice mistakes. But it is an entirely different thing to not hold the camera level while shooting or to completely cut off the head of your subject. Sure, if you are running and forgot to turn it off, fine, but no amature holds the camera at an extreme "artsy" angle while they are actively filming something. Admittedly, the odd angle often composed the image better than a straight-and-level shot would have, but someone who knows enough to do that would have a steadier hand and a better overall ability to compose scenes.

      As an amateur videographer myself I've had to sift though hours and hours of tedious, useless, and horrendous raw clips from a variety of sources, including my own and I can tell you that it takes practice to be able to get usable content from spontaneous events and activity. It's almost impossible to get commercial content without a lot of planning and orchestrating, and that's assuming that you've got experienced hands on the camera(s). I was actually filming one time when the plane I was filming in crashed. The camera was on the whole time (you can hear me saying goodbye and that I was filming my death) and except for the actual impact (where the camera blanked out briefly) and the part where I was crawling out of the wreckage, my footage is more stable than Cloverfield's.

      Cloverfield's videography truly made me feel like a pro was trying to act like an amateur and failing. The move would have actually been better, in my opinion, if they'd given the camera to the actual actors and made them do everything themselves while acting the actual scenes. You would have at leas gotten shakiness that made more sense with the action.

      Once I was able to force myself to swallow the fact that I was watching completely raw, amateur handicam content I spent the rest of the movie trying to build my own story out of it as if I was viewing raw evidence for something I knew nothing about (which was true) and actually came away liking the movie. My wife, who gets sea-sick at the drop of a hat, even liked it (apparently there was too much violent movement to trigger more than just a headache for her). We are going again today to take our son to see it. It's painful to watch, but I appreciate the fact that someone has made a different kind of monster movie than the normal formulaic ones. I especially like the fact that no one survived. That, at least, was refreshingly realistic. Some movies need happy endings. This one was better without it.

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    32. Re:The keyword in that diatribe was 'hyped'... by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      Cloverfield's videography truly made me feel like a pro was trying to act like an amateur and failing.

      Even amateurs are more competent.

      Great post, thanks for taking the time to compose it, it was interesting to read. I hope you get modded up.

      Where's the plane crash video?

    33. Re:The keyword in that diatribe was 'hyped'... by nuggetman · · Score: 1

      Cloverfield's videography truly made me feel like a pro was trying to act like an amateur and failing. The move would have actually been better, in my opinion, if they'd given the camera to the actual actors and made them do everything themselves while acting the actual scenes. You would have at leas gotten shakiness that made more sense with the action.


      You're totally right. Last semester I had to do a project for a department head that involved shooting stock footage that students in a television class would later have to linear edit into some sort of PSA. Part of my guidelines were to create footage that was good, some that was alright, some that was subtly bad (ie slight soft focus) and some downright awful.

      Creating subtly bad footage was the most difficult part.

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    34. Re:The keyword in that diatribe was 'hyped'... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jason was directly killed by the monster too, albeit it was one of the tentacles.

    35. Re:The keyword in that diatribe was 'hyped'... by Majestix · · Score: 1

      Hmmm...for my two cents. I enjoyed the movie. I grew up watching the
      monster movies of the day and i was able tosuspend disbelief and
      enjoy the movie for what it was. I left the movie wanting more. Wanting
      to know more about the monster, where it came from etc.

      I was actually surprised that the rating on rotten tomatoes as i dont
      always see eye to eye with the ratings there.

      Loved the movie and will definately see it again.

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    36. Re:The keyword in that diatribe was 'hyped'... by dknj · · Score: 1

      no you miss the point. allow me to summarize the plot for you:
      Five young New Yorkers throw their friend a going-away party the night that a monster the size of a skyscraper descends upon the city. Told from the point of view of their video camera, the film is a document of their attempt to survive the most surreal, horrifying event of their lives

      you can't say a director sucks when he used a shaky cam effect because that was the intention of the movie. the fucking movie is shot as though you are watching someone's tape from a video camera. i don't know about you, but all of my shots tend to go to shit the moment i start running.

    37. Re:The keyword in that diatribe was 'hyped'... by kv9 · · Score: 1

      People in the movie theater enjoyed the dizzying effect for 2 hours.

      mistery fucking solved. the non-sucky content was probably located in the 36 minutes which were not present in the version everyone else saw. so what did we miss? half an hour of drunken repartee? perhaps some dry humping in a closet? the monster's mom?

      I'm glad I was at least able to skip through it (hence my late posting). *cough*

    38. Re:The keyword in that diatribe was 'hyped'... by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 1

      The brother's fiance makes it out on the first chopper -- so not everyone died. (She had to live so she could go on to work the CSI TV show - she was the most recognizable actor in the movie - save the battalion commander seen at the command post)

      That being said, there was only one part of the movie I found objectionable: When the 2nd chopper crashed - the apparent angle of attack and descent speed would have obviated anyone from surviving, much less walking away from the wreckage.

      Additionally - there were a few 'easter eggs' in the movie - that gave you a more complete understanding of the story if you were careful to watch; if you blinked you might have missed them. I won't say what they were... :)

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    39. Re:The keyword in that diatribe was 'hyped'... by omfglearntoplay · · Score: 1

      It's probably good to ignore comments about badness if the viewer doesn't like shaky cam. Also any pro cameramen can probably tell the shakiness was not normal (since they filmed 80% of the film with an ultra heavy real movie cam, etc.). But for anybody who can get over this, I'd say it was a pretty darn good film. I'm sure someone will flame the hell out of this, but I saw No Country For Old Men the day after... and while that one was pretty good, the Cloverfield film was more satisfying and intriguing... and sad. My 3 cents.

    40. Re:The keyword in that diatribe was 'hyped'... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How good can you shoot when you're shitting your pants?

    41. Re:The keyword in that diatribe was 'hyped'... by ilcylic · · Score: 1

      A video camera with a high powered spotlight and night vision. And the thing doesn't have image stabilization? I'd have forgiven violent camera motions when they were running, if there hadn't been violent motions when they were standing still, too.

    42. Re:The keyword in that diatribe was 'hyped'... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I especially like the fact that no one survived."

      Thank you, Mister Spoiler.

    43. Re:The keyword in that diatribe was 'hyped'... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A simple tripod could of at least

      "could have".

    44. Re:The keyword in that diatribe was 'hyped'... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone else find it humorous that the cameraman's name was "HUD"?

    45. Re:The keyword in that diatribe was 'hyped'... by The+Cydonian · · Score: 1
      I think it's funny that he's the only character to directly be killed by the monster.

      A very pertinent observation. I don't know if the story-writers intended it, but there's a shooting-the-messenger theme out there somewhere.

  2. /. Movie Reviews ? Can I getta 'paid shill' ? by ohgood · · Score: 4, Funny

    You know, it's nice when 50,000 people from /. help a torrent out, but a blair witch wannabe ? What's that, like a piece of nothing aspiring to be a piece of shit ?

  3. I'm not sure by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I saw the movie last night and I have to admit I'm not sure how I feel about it. The story was fucking incredible but I think the shaky camera was over done. It made my head hurt and confused the story at times. I think it could have been made with out it.

    But I think my most concern is fuck the people. I want see the same story from the army point of view.

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    1. Re:I'm not sure by LDoggg_ · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Well that's a let down. Unfortunately I think I'll pass on this one.

      Shaky cameras are what ruined the part 2 and 3 of the Bourne movies.

      Why do people treat shit camera work as though it's something raw and edgy?

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    2. Re:I'm not sure by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

      I think there is a time and a place for that shaky camera effect but not a whole movie of it. In this movie in the interviews at the party they could have done the shaky camera for the first interview just to let us know its a hand held. Then switch to a traditional steady cam for the rest. We know its a handycam just don't make us suffer the the handy cam effect. Hell, that shaky cam is why I don't own a handy cam. Give me a nikon any day.

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    3. Re:I'm not sure by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Why do people treat shit camera work as though it's something raw and edgy?

      When it's done on purpose, which is, unfortunately, too often.

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    4. Re:I'm not sure by Lumpy · · Score: 2

      welcome to the future of Hollywood. Home Camcorder quality shooting.

      I will be surprised if the next film doesn't have the camera in a paint shaker for the entire time they like shaking the camera so much.

      I man come on, are steadicam operators that hard to find?

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    5. Re:I'm not sure by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 0

      "I want see the same story from the army point of view."

      In theaters this summer, Cloverfield: Blue Shift.

    6. Re:I'm not sure by blhack · · Score: 2, Informative

      Why do people treat shit camera work as though it's something raw and edgy? because when its done right...it looks really REALLY good. Go watch saving private Ryan. The cinematography in that movie was second to none. The unfortunate thing is that people try and use techniques like that to make up for other areas that are lacking...like story.

      An effect similar to this is one that i'm sure all of us are aware of. When you're building a website (or gui, or whatever it is) and your boss is like "we need more sections, it looks really plain..." but you don't have any CONTENT to fill those sections with. Same thing....shaky cameras have their place....but sometimes people look at a shot and go "this shot is boring....lets SHAEK THE CAMERA!"

      if you want a movie that REALLY over does this...watch "Manic".
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    7. Re:I'm not sure by modecx · · Score: 1

      No shit. I saw Bourne #2, and I got a little motion sick when the movie was over. Not like there was vomit, but I wasn't all that sturdy, and I've never been motion sick in my life... Never before. Not in little planes flopping around in turbulent air, not on little boats out on the ocean--you get the idea.

      The rest of the theater audience wasn't looking so hot, either. Directors who use that damned shaky camera should be sat down in front of a giant screen, have their eyes taped open, and be forced to watch their god awful photography until they lose their lunch.

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    8. Re:I'm not sure by gVibe · · Score: 1

      Dude.
      It was a promo for what's to come.
      When is the last 81 min (non-animated) movie you watched in a theater?
      JJ Abrams stated that he wants to make "America's Monster", like Japan has Godzilla.

      Your trying to give too much credit or you expected too much from this.

      I think that this movie was trying to present vantage point of how it would really been if a monster suddenly descended on a city.
      First you would just be sittin there talking with friends at a party, when BAM!! -- sudden and total chaos. Rest assured the storyline, and plot will be revealed in the next movie.

      -gVibe

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    9. Re:I'm not sure by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 5, Informative

      Saving Private Ryan used hand-held cameras, but with a MAJOR difference: They were attached to Steadicam setups: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steadicam

      The Steadicam is a quite old invention in Hollywood used so that the camera has freedom of movement (much more-so than being on rails), but also remains steady with no vibration the entire time. Even reality TV shows like Cops use Steadicams to improve the camera work.

      Recent movies like I Am Legend and Cloverfield have dispensed with the Steadicam and been filmed with just plain ol' hand-held camcorders with no kind of image stabilization. In I Am Legend, it's not so much an issue because the camera doesn't move nearly as much as it does in Cloverfield. This is an "artistic" choice to make the show look more "gritty", like the amateur camcorder footage of car accidents on the local news. It's a fine effect, but it shouldn't be used for an entire movie.

    10. Re:I'm not sure by Cecil · · Score: 1

      Precisely. It is home video quality shooting. They're blowing their own foot off and they don't even realize it. Just like the state of prosumer audio equipment has caught up with professional audio equipment and cannibalized the recording industry, the same will eventually happen to the motion picture industry.

      And they have no one but themselves to blame. They've forgotten to innovate, or if they have, they haven't done it well enough for it to be commercially successful. So they keep on sticking with the old, traditional methods. When indy movies are as easy to produce as a hollywood blockbuster, they're in for some serious pain. And of course they'll blame it on piracy, instead of realizing what's really eating holes in their bottom line. Just like the RIAA all over again.

    11. Re:I'm not sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      But I think my most concern is fuck the people. I want see the same story from the army point of view.

      Then you have your pick of every other fucking monster movie out there. Enjoy.
    12. Re:I'm not sure by blhack · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Saving Private Ryan used hand-held cameras, but with a MAJOR difference: They were attached to Steadicam setups: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steadicam i know what a damn steadicam is, and they didn't use them on all of the shots in saving private Ryan. Go watch it again.
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    13. Re:I'm not sure by segedunum · · Score: 1

      Why do people treat shit camera work as though it's something raw and edgy?
      I concur with that one whole heartily. I've been seeing more if it recently, not just in some films, but in TV programmes and dramas. Shaky camera work and also, hiding the camera behind inanimate objects such as flowers, vases etc. so we can't get a clear view of the subject. What the fuck is that all about?
    14. Re:I'm not sure by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Well, if you had said the word Steadicam I would have known that, but since you didn't I just assumed you, like 99% of people, had no clue what the difference between a steadied hand-held camera and a non-steadied one looks like. You can't fault me for that.

      I'll have to re-watch Saving Private Ryan.

    15. Re:I'm not sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Haven't seen the movie, but this "people point of view" talk is giving me flashbacks to the recent War of the Worlds remake, particularly some of 'peripheral' battle scenes with the army.

    16. Re:I'm not sure by tompaulco · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Why do people treat shit camera work as though it's something raw and edgy?
      I witness the same thing happening in home construction. "Upscale" builders are charging more for cabinetry made out of old rotten pine and people love it. They also paint furniture three times (and charge three times as much) in order to make the furniture look "old fashioned". Then on the patios and sidewalks, they purposely do a bad job of screeding such that the walks have pockmarks in it. And the rich eat it up. It would be far cheaper just to get a cheap contractor to do a regular bad job of concrete and millwork, the result would be the same. But then they couldn't brag about how much money they paid for the crappy work.

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    17. Re:I'm not sure by ephemeralspecter · · Score: 1

      *minispoiler*

      HAHA right??? It was so intense when they were trapped in front of the military and you just see them advancing on foot towards the monster... the director said he wanted to do it iraq-home-video style, and he pulled that part off pretty nice. Personally, I was sitting in the 3rd row and my stomach was turning a little as the camera went crazy, but it did add a big sense of reality. I think it was a pretty good movie if you're a twenty something, and i recommend watching it in the big screen at least once.

      my biggest problem was that the girl who was bit was like bleeding and fainting and noone offered her any medical attention

      also, i kinda like how they didn't actually explain anything but let the movie do it for you... it adds alot of mystery to the movie when you only know what the characters know, and irony can still be introduced by letting different characters know different things (like when the main char had no idea about those little monsters)

    18. Re:I'm not sure by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

      Saving Private Ryan, damn I hated that movie, was the exact movie that I think of when I think of good shaky cam work. The battle scenes just wouldn't have been the same. But they shifted to steady cam when it wasn't needed.

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    19. Re:I'm not sure by NormalVisual · · Score: 1

      my biggest problem was that the girl who was bit was like bleeding and fainting and noone offered her any medical attention

      Assuming you're talking about at the military compound, I'd guess the military wasn't very proactive with medical care for Marlena because they knew it was pointless, having already seen the fate of a number of other bite victims. Better to save a very limited resource for those who will actually benefit from it.

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    20. Re:I'm not sure by PopeRatzo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Just like the state of prosumer audio equipment has caught up with professional audio equipment and cannibalized the recording industry,
      The fact that more people now have access to equipment capable of producing high quality music recordings has not "cannibalized" the recording industry. As you say, they have done it to themselves. Many of us would say that the availability of low-cost gear has "democratized" the production of music.

      If there was ever an industry that deserved to be "cannibalized" it's the music industry. Just the fact that it's called the music industry says it all.

      Maybe once the big-label big-distributer system of producing and delivering music has been destroyed once and for all, it will once again be known as just "music" instead of the "music industry".

      And you know what? I'm betting that there will be more musicians able to make a living once the top-heavy system is gone. But, as you say, it will take innovation and creativity, something artists are supposed to be good at.
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    21. Re:I'm not sure by vonFrenchie · · Score: 1

      The director, Matt Reeves, has been talking about the possibility of a sequel. Also considering that its based in New York City how many people had video cameras with them, probably alot. Im sure this movie could be made over, and over, and over, and over again. But personally I agree with you. The army idea would be really fucking sweet.

    22. Re:I'm not sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So the camera work is worse than I Am Legend? Because I found that almost unwatchable...

    23. Re:I'm not sure by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

      The army idea would be really fucking sweet.

      You do have a good point. The movie could be made over and over from different points of view with people with video camera. But I think I understand what your saying. What would be the point. We've already seen it from the civilian point of view. How much can be added to it.

      Now the army would be great. Not the commander view, there are to many of those movies out there. I would like to see it from that black commanders point of view. Maybe even the point of view of those grunts attacking the critter on the ground.

      Say the unit picks up a film crew or something that documents the attack and the army's counter attack from the trenches. Maybe some footage of the crew talking about where the critter might have come from. Some rumor about what the little chicken monsters are and what happens when one bytes some fool.

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    24. Re:I'm not sure by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Prosumer? that was years ago, right now a consumer palmcorder records in HD as good as the $65,000.00 pro cameras.

      Canon HV20. I received one from a friend to test. It records as good as the Sony, JVC and panasonic PRO hd cameras. It truely gives the gift of Hollywood quality recording to the poor consumer. 2 editor friends were floored by it's video quality.

      Fortunately, it still takes some skill to make a decent film and shooting video... problem is, it seems that even Hollywood does not have that skill any longer.

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    25. Re:I'm not sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is an "artistic" choice to make the show look more "gritty",

      And some directors even import the technique into CGI sequences which have no camera at all, so the jitter has to be completely artificially induced. Zoic Studios used this technique for some exterior shots of spaceships, and then later did the same thing for Battlestar Galactica. I found it annoying, not "realistic", particularly since there's not some guy floating around in a spacesuit with his home camera to "shoot" the video.

    26. Re:I'm not sure by Basehart · · Score: 1

      While you're at it you might want to check out some pornos. They often use hand-held cameras too.

    27. Re:I'm not sure by rebelcan · · Score: 1

      also, i kinda like how they didn't actually explain anything but let the movie do it for you... it adds alot of mystery to the movie when you only know what the characters know, and irony can still be introduced by letting different characters know different things (like when the main char had no idea about those little monsters) That was my problem with the movie. When it comes to monster movies, I like to know. That's why I'm such a fan of the Godzilla movies, because Godzilla ( and pretty much all of his foes ) have backstory. I like to know the how and why of the monster. How did it come to be, and why is it pounding on this city? Even The Mist had this ( it wasn't spelled out, but they give you enough to piece it out ). I also would have liked to know what exactly happens to people that got bit by the smaller monsteres. Did they just die? Turn into something else? Infect others with their blood.

      But all in all, I enjoyed the movie. I thought it was well done, although the shaky cam was somewhat annoying. But it fit with the plot. The movie was about people in the middle of a giant monster attack. The movie ended when they died.
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    28. Re:I'm not sure by rebelcan · · Score: 1

      Then why did the military get all riled up when they figured out she was bitten, and not just injured? They might have known it was pointless, but they probably would have done something the put her out of her misery before she exploded.

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    29. Re:I'm not sure by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 1

      If his goal is to build a franchise, he fucked up good from the sounds of it. You don't go pay $8 for a "promo of what's to come". That's a rip-off, and people have a right to be angry about it if that is indeed the case (I didn't see the movie, I wouldn't know personally).

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    30. Re:I'm not sure by vonFrenchie · · Score: 1

      Id really love to follow the unit that is running the hospital in the mall, of course, like you said, from a private's point of view. Considering that it would be a sequel, the only tie ins would be NYC and a giant monster. Unless Cloverfield 1 and 2 cross paths, i.e. the second movie crew some how helps out the first like the army outfit did in the hospital. Personally I would love to follow the guy that watches Marlena die. She was my favorite character in the movie, I too am a sarcastic asshole, and a pretty hardcore woman. I mean, she did kill a few of those parasites and all Hud did was kick one until it left.

      Maybe even the army crosses paths with the news crew that Rob was watching in the electronics store.

    31. Re:I'm not sure by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

      While I'm interested in the big monster and its background it's the little critters I want to know more about. What the fuck where they?

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    32. Re:I'm not sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do people treat shit camera work as though it's something raw and edgy?

      When it's done on purpose, which is, unfortunately, too often.

      It was done on purpose in Cloverfield. That was the GP's point.
    33. Re:I'm not sure by DMCBOSTON · · Score: 1

      I saw it today. I thought it was great. I was close, got no vertigo at all, but then again I don't get seasick either. I think to shift from 'shaky first person camera' to some type of stable platform might interfere with the continuity of the film. And, ya, there were a lot of unanswered questions. That is what happens when you are in the moment. You don't know shit.

    34. Re:I'm not sure by pherthyl · · Score: 1

      Which part exactly was "fucking incredible"?

      Maybe the 15 min of random party footage that could have been lifted from youtube. Or the hour of crappy acting, characters that made you want to kill them yourself, unrealistic behaviour, and generic monsters lifted from a collection of video games.
      What a huge waste of time.

    35. Re:I'm not sure by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      But I think my most concern is fuck the people. I want see the same story from the army point of view.

      Here you go

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    36. Re:I'm not sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why did they do it on purpose in Cloverfield? ... hey! Maybe they thought it was raw and edgy.

    37. Re:I'm not sure by clem · · Score: 1

      Agreed. And I don't see how the camcorder itself adds to the sense of immediacy. Children of Men provided enough immediacy in certain scenes to make me hold my breath, and yet no shaky cam was required.

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    38. Re:I'm not sure by NormalVisual · · Score: 3, Funny

      Then why did the military get all riled up when they figured out she was bitten, and not just injured?

      Because she was then considered to be a biohazard and was being segregated from everyone else as quickly as possible. At the very least, I'd guess they wanted to prevent Marlena McNuggets from getting all over anyone that wasn't wearing a hazard suit.

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    39. Re:I'm not sure by jo42 · · Score: 1

      Rest assured the storyline, and plot will be revealed in the next movie. You mean like Lost. Where episode after episode, season after season, everything would be revealed in the next episode or season? JJ Abrams is the one that needs that kick in the gonads. His cr*p is over-hyped and over-rated. I was very disappointed that he is doing the next Star Trek - will suck big time because of him not despite him.
    40. Re:I'm not sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I read your comment with the Comic Book Guy's voice. Perfect.

    41. Re:I'm not sure by Dun+Malg · · Score: 3, Funny

      Indeed, the most important traits of porno cams are:
      1) lightweight
      2) light attached
      3) handle on top so you can grab it and stick it in places where the "action" is most visible

      "You burn my nuts with that light one more time and I'm kicking your ass!"

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    42. Re:I'm not sure by LDoggg_ · · Score: 1

      I figure the guys doing this crap are either total morons, or they are just scumbags that are laughing their asses off at the people that are spending money on it.

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    43. Re:I'm not sure by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1

      JJ Abrams stated that he wants to make "America's Monster", like Japan has Godzilla.
      Well there's your problem right there! JJ Abrams is a moron. He's C- grade talent that's been given repeated chances to throw shit at the wall and see if it sticks only because his father is an established name in the industry. Seriously, how many unknowns would have been given a second, a third, a fourth, or a freakin' fifth chance to make another movie after such steaming turds as Regarding Henry, Forever Young, Gone Fishin', and Armageddon? But hey! He's Gerry's kid! Let's let the little twit try again! And people wonder why the entertainment industry turns out so much tripe. Half the people in it are there because they're "nephews and sons" rather than because they have a talent for the business.
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    44. Re:I'm not sure by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure if you're kidding or not, but assuming you're not: its like those faux-old jeans they sell. I've got jeans in the closet that I'll sell for half the price and will look exactly the same!

    45. Re:I'm not sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They and thought are words that should be taken to heart. Maybe they shouldn't skip the process on the next film?

    46. Re:I'm not sure by ghyd · · Score: 1

      I don't know those devices but I'm imagining that maybe in a few years from now camcorders could have very powerful image stabilization and those movies would suddenly look very dated !

    47. Re:I'm not sure by SiliconEntity · · Score: 1

      I thought the hand-held camera effect was especially inappropriate in I Am Legend because the whole point was that this guy was the last human on earth (or so we thought). But when I saw the hand-held camera I thought, who's holding the camera? With a traditional steady camera there is a sense of the omniscient view, like we are hearing a story and picturing it in our minds.

      After seeing Cloverfield yesterday I watched Bourne Ultimatum on video with my family last night, and the camera work there was even more annoying. They kept showing these two-person conversations shot from over one person's shoulder, with the camera not only shaking but frequently drifting so that the out-of-focus back of the closer guy's head kept obscuring the face of the person we were looking at! It drove me crazy. I guess we were supposed to imagine that we were eavesdropping on a private conversation but again it didn't work for me, it just reminded me that there was a camera operator in the scene.

      But in the end I think it's a generational thing. I'm a boomer and this is not the style I grew up with. Young people today are going to embrace it, so we all better get used to it.

    48. Re:I'm not sure by nuggetman · · Score: 1

      also, i kinda like how they didn't actually explain anything but let the movie do it for you... it adds alot of mystery to the movie when you only know what the characters know, and irony can still be introduced by letting different characters know different things (like when the main char had no idea about those little monsters)


      That was one of Hitchcock's best techniques. When Jimmy Stewart and the audience know the neighbor is returning to the apartment, but the girl inside doesn't, it gets intense.

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    49. Re:I'm not sure by calzones · · Score: 1

      Why do people treat shit camera work as though it's something raw and edgy?

      This crappy trend started with Gladiator. I remember when that came out all the fight scenes were jerky in a way that made my eyes bug out and I hated the movie. Everything else about the movie was decent, but the stupid editor who came up with that effect ruined it and movies for generations to come as lemming producers demand the crap.

      Of course, it also helps make it so you can't see how fake props look etc.

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    50. Re:I'm not sure by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      I will be surprised if the next film doesn't have the camera in a paint shaker for the entire time they like shaking the camera so much. "JITTER". Coming soon to a theater near you.
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    51. Re:I'm not sure by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      It's a far too common conceit in movies that, if something isn't on camera, the characters are oblivious to it (such as people walking down an empty street suddenly notice a dead body directly in front of them when they're only 10 feet away from it, or like Hud turning around for the creature's extreme close-up) unless it is a Spielburgian moment where the camera stays on a reaction of a character to something for a pregnant pause before the reveal by spinning the camera or having them run away, leading whatever it is to the front of the camera.

      Even the audio track engages in trickery like this, so that you don't hear a helicopter landing next to the camera until it is on screen, or the first reveal of the sights and sounds of the War Room in WarGames.

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    52. Re:I'm not sure by ilcylic · · Score: 1

      Hell, I make movies with "prosumer" A/V equipment, and I still use a steadicam. I hate that shaky bullshit. I mean, sure, I can understand why from the point of the story, the camera work should be shaky, but there are high-end camcorders that have built in image stabilization, and given that this thing had it's own 100,000 candle power spot and night vision, I think we can infer that this was a high-end camcorder.

    53. Re:I'm not sure by ilcylic · · Score: 1

      I was just thinking "embed". Though, I have to admit I can't figure out a good backplot for why a reporter would be an embed in a unit that was Stateside.

      Hell, I just want to know where the Army guys came from so fast. There's Fort Hamilton in South Brooklyn, but I don't think they have any Abrahms.

    54. Re:I'm not sure by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

      There could be a number of reasons that I can think of but the best one would be the "right time, right place" reason. The reporter is doing a story on the attack in the street, the army comes rolling by, and she just grabs her shit and goes with them. Yeah, I was thinking the same thing about the arming too. They did come out of no where so they had to be tracking the critter before it came a shore. I could understand a swat team or maybe the national guard with some heavy hand weapons but not a full armor division. It takes time to get that kind of logistics together, more time than the movie covered. So the army had to be following the critter before it attacked new york to have that kind of hardware in place.

      Now that too would be an interesting movie.

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    55. Re:I'm not sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      eh... You didn't notice Marlena blowing up 20 seconds after they dragged her off?

      My fiancee was keen enough to call it. When they entered the infirmary there was a guy on a stretcher with his stomach ripped out. I assumed he'd been gnawed on a bit, but she leaned over and said "I'll bet that girl that got bitten is gonna have an alien pop out of her stomach!" 30 seconds later they dragger her off to quarantine and she blew up.

  4. Hollywood hype by esocid · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I don't know why but I just can't seem to bring myself to think that this movie is going be anything groundbreakingly good. I've been watching rottentomatoes and the last time I checked the cream of the crop had it at 80%. I'm torn, but I still probably won't see it in theaters. The trailers just show you little enough that that's the reason I'm thinking it's just getting hyped, but hey I might be wrong.

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    1. Re:Hollywood hype by billcopc · · Score: 1

      That's exactly my stance. I'll wait for the torrent. The wife saw it yesterday and she's been raving about it, but I personally think J.J. Abrams is full of yeast. So he worked on Lost and Alias - financially successful, but plot-wise it's formulaic suspense-wanking. Any half-breed can throw an infinite number of "convenient" characters and plot devices at a story and stretch it out until Duke Nukem Forever comes out.

      Me, anything that's hyped as much as this, I stay away. Marketing has too often been used as a substitute for actual content, so anyone who willingly dishes out this trendy marketing, by association, is telling me the content is kinda weak. Sometimes I'm wrong, but most of the time I'm right.

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    2. Re:Hollywood hype by HardCase · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I saw it and I want my 80 minutes back. It was pretty much a vehicle for special effects and jerky home video. I guess the acting was OK, but the story was, well, pretty poorly written. When I say implausible, I don't mean a monster attacking NYC, I mean the "reaction" of the characters to the event. My opinion? Cloverfield isn't a low budget scifi/horror show, it's a big budget TV show. Maybe it should have been an HBO film or something.

      The Star Trek trailer? Please, god, don't let Abrams screw it up...

    3. Re:Hollywood hype by captnitro · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Just an alternative opinion. I hated Blair Witch, but I thought Cloverfield was the scariest movie I've seen in a long time. The scariest movie I've seen in a long time, if your local theater supports the dB level the movie really requires.

      I saw it as a welcome departure from the Bay/Bruckheimer formula with too-wide, sweeping, omniscient shots where everything's in view, all the time -- the movie didn't focus on the unlikely high-school hero, wasn't concerned with the monster's presence, the pinnacle of the movie wasn't about some magic weapon that would defeat it. It was hopeless and gritty and pretty frightening if you were close to 9/11. CGI was used sparingly, relative to a lot of films these days.

    4. Re:Hollywood hype by falzbro · · Score: 1

      I usually wait for movies to come out to some format to watch at home. In this case, I wanted to see it before I read anything about it. With Dolby Digital 5.1 stuff, generally my home sounds better than a theater. In this case it sounded FAR better than anything has sounded at home in a long time. (Yes, I know that there is 7.1, 10.1, etc for the home). I liked this movie, but much of that was due to the absolute barrage on the senses from the theater's superior setup.

  5. Parasite Noise? by carterhawk001 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Was it just me, or did the parasites make the most awesome gobbling noise? I would pay for a ringtone of that. I mean, I'll make my own in audacity as soon as I have a copy of the sound, but I would pay for it if I could today.

    1. Re:Parasite Noise? by orangepeel · · Score: 1

      A friend suggested they sounded like some kind of demonic Daffy Duck. To me they sounded like really, really angry chickens -- courtesy an evil sort of clucking sound.

      Anyway, it was interesting we both independently came up with a poultry comparison. And now you've suggested a gobbling noise, that's making me assume you mean a gobbling noise like a turkey...

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    2. Re:Parasite Noise? by Taleron · · Score: 1

      I think the black headcrabs in Half-Life 2 had a much better noise, that chittery-rattlesnake sound. Pretty similar, too, and they squealed when you shot 'em. :D

    3. Re:Parasite Noise? by glarbl_blarbl · · Score: 1
      Yeah, I'm with you there...

      The other interesting thing about the sound design was that all of the music (until halfway through the credits) was diegetic. In other words it was caused by sources seen on-screen. The sound designer really did an excellent job on this movie.

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  6. I liked it by DetpackJump · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I loved it up until they survived the helicopter going down. I wished the movie would have ended with the crash.

    1. Re:I liked it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well put ! Couldn't agree more !!

    2. Re:I liked it by BlueCodeWarrior · · Score: 1

      +10 insightful.

      How does a girl who survives getting impaled (already sketchy) manage to survive a helicopter crash?

    3. Re:I liked it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Well at our theater the projector broke RIGHT when the chopper went down, and about 20 people left thinking it was over. We stuck around for the end, and as one that thought it WAS over at the chopper crash, I have to say I'm glad they added the scene afterwards.

    4. Re:I liked it by AmaDaden · · Score: 1

      As I understand it in times of extreme stress and danger the human body is capable of ignoring nearly all pain so that it has a chance of getting out of what ever situation hurt it in the first place. As for the helicopter crash we never really saw how it fell out of the air. For all we know it was only knocked off balance and only hit the ground at something like 10 miles an hour. Just my 2 cents on all that.

    5. Re:I liked it by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 1

      Adrenaline is what does that, and yes, in unlikely situations you can definitely survive because of it.

    6. Re:I liked it by Zaphod+The+42nd · · Score: 1

      Honestly, they're separate injuries. Thats like saying that if you got your arm blown off, you'd die to a bullet wound in the shoulder. Now, she may have very well died of the crash / impaled later on, but we won't know that will we.. as things were... ended.

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    7. Re:I liked it by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 3, Funny

      +10 insightful.

      How does a girl who survives getting impaled (already sketchy) manage to survive a helicopter crash? I've seen lots of movies like that, but usually with poor lighting and an insane credit card charge.
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    8. Re:I liked it by RockoTDF · · Score: 1

      I think the issue wasn't pain, but just surviving the injuries. There is no way they would *all* be walking after that crash. Especially when the crew, who is trained in things like that, didn't make it.

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    9. Re:I liked it by SCHecklerX · · Score: 1

      Are you kidding? The best part was right after :-). You *KNOW* you were getting sick of that retarded douche with the camera!

    10. Re:I liked it by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

      Are you kidding? The best part was right after :-). You *KNOW* you were getting sick of that retarded douche with the camera!

      That was right on. I was very happy when he got his ass eaten. Damn he was annoying.

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    11. Re:I liked it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To the best of my knowledge, the crew was all in the front and they were all in the back. It isn't really that implausible that the crew died just because of the way the helicopter hit the ground.

    12. Re:I liked it by Fozzyuw · · Score: 1

      How does a girl [...] manage to survive a helicopter crash?

      The crash was a bit sketchy, yes, but because of the way it was filmed, it could suspend disbelief enough. The first thing that really got me was just before the crash, I was thinking... "wow, is it just me or if I was the pilot, I'd be a) going higher, b) going the other direction, c)both.

      After further consideration, my 2nd point of the film is... how does that first building "blow up"? I mean, the monster never appeared to be shooting fire out of it's mouth. What caused the huge explosion? That's what I would like to know. Did it throw a gas truck at it or something, or do buildings just spontaneously explode?

      I have to admit, I loved the film and I'm surprised so many people didn't like it. Lets just say, watch that 2000 remake of Godzilla, then tell me this film sucked. =P

      Cheers,
      Fozzy

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    13. Re:I liked it by snappyjack · · Score: 1

      That's exactly how I felt; everything after seemed tacked on.

    14. Re:I liked it by CodyRazor · · Score: 0

      or do buildings just spontaneously explode? That would be awesome
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    15. Re:I liked it by Dun+Malg · · Score: 2, Informative

      Any deceleration event violent enough to kill the crew in the front of a helicopter is going to seriously fuck up any of the passengers in back. Having experienced a minor helicopter crash (UH-60, Afghanistan), I can tell you that the pilot and copilot are in the best place to avoid injury. Between the impact absorbing seats, the five point restraints, the helmets, and the strong fuselage structure around the cockpit, they walk away without a scratch when everyone in back has sprains, contusions, and even a few broken bones. A crash that conveniently kills the crew and leaves the passengers intact like that is a sign if sloppy writing, of putting adherence to basic common sense logic second, because getting the story out of the corner you've painted it into has to come first.

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    16. Re:I liked it by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

      how does that first building "blow up"?

      I assumed it wasnt so much a building as the tanker they show on TV in the electronics shop while Rob is looking for a cellphone battery.

      If we`re going to nitpick, I want to know how Beth's building can lean like that and not collapse.

  7. Jumper by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

    What do we call the critter? I'm nominating Tarrasque because that is what it reminded me of when it was standing in the field right before it ate the camera guy. Was I the only one who cheered at that point? Damn he was annoying.

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    1. Re:Jumper by PresidentEnder · · Score: 1

      I'm nominating Shub-Niggurath, and this means I assert that the monster is female.

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    2. Re:Jumper by AmaDaden · · Score: 1

      As for that "case designate" reference, anyone who has seen the clips from the film knows that "Cloverfield" is the case name that the government has assigned to whatever or whoever is doing all that destruction in New York.
      From http://movies.ign.com/articles/841/841636p1.html

      Seems it's named Cloverfield. Speaking of things like this has anyone been tracking all the viral stuff that came out before the movie? I'm trying to find more info on the story. It seems like some of it's out there but I don't quite know where to look.
    3. Re:Jumper by Symbolis · · Score: 2, Funny

      I've not seen it, yet, but if the sketchy thing I saw(on wikipedia?) was accurate:

      We called it Sin. ...it even has Sin Spawn/Scales!

    4. Re:Jumper by Flounder · · Score: 1

      I think the entire event is code-named Cloverfield, or at least the Army's response to it.

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    5. Re:Jumper by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 1

      Yep. And I'd like to make sure I'm never near any operation called "Hammerdown".

    6. Re:Jumper by Achoi77 · · Score: 1

      after watching the movie I was interested in checking out more info as well on the monster.

      I've ran across this site that seems to have some good info on any cloverfield related viral stuff. I gotta say, the viral stuff sure gives the whole affair a little more flavor.

      IMO the movie just feels like I've just seen a 90min piece of viral marketing for something more. Bla.

    7. Re:Jumper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I assumed the case designate was meant for the tape. Being that it was recovered in a park-type area, perhaps a clover field, the tape would have been named as such.

    8. Re:Jumper by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

      Just what the fuck was "hammerdown" anyway? Did they nuke it? That is what I figured they did. That is what I hope they did. I really hate movies where the nuclear option is the best way to handle a problem but it is taken off the table because of some whiny hippie or some feel good moral reason.

      That is one of the reasons I hated that War of the Worlds remake. The nuclear response was never even brought up. The way I figure it when you have nothing to lose it should be one of the first options. Sure the alien walkers had shields but from what I saw they where not anchored to anything. Their shields may have held up to the initial blast but not being anchored the shock waves should have tossed them around like toys. That would do nice things to the organics inside.

      I hated that in ID4 too. Sure we hit them with one nuke then we quit. Well they where trying to exterminate us so we had nothing to lose. Hit then with a 1000 or 5000 and keep it up till they die or we run out. We have nothing to lose. At least we could have nuked them when we dropped their shields. That would have made more sense. Nuke them while we where sure their shields where down for a solid kill. Of course it would have sucked if they where powered by antimatter.

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    9. Re:Jumper by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 1

      Yep, Hammerdown was a nuclear strike. Earlier in the movie, someone from the military mentions that if you hear the sirens, you're in the blast zone.

    10. Re:Jumper by Duffy13 · · Score: 1

      Actually, if you stay till after the credits it turns out Rob and Beth are alive and apparently so is the creature (sound clip). The odds of 2 humans surviving a nuclear blast from ground-zero are not good, not to mention using a nuke on US soil is an incredibly bad idea, fallout etc... and not likely considering the monster only destroyed 1 city. Not to mention nukes create an EMP blast that would erase the SD card the "film" was located on. A nuke would be far from the first big bomb they would try. Probably was a fuel-air bomb or something of that caliber.

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    11. Re:Jumper by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I figured it was. I just don't remember them saying they where going to nuke the fucker.

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    12. Re:Jumper by Zhila+the+Great+Z · · Score: 1

      Although the opening does mention "Digital SD Card," I don't believe the initial recording was meant to be saved directly to SD. Though I admit I do not know how a digital video camera saves to random access media such as an SD card, if it's anything like the typical digital photo cameras with video capability, they would save video clips as individual files. However, the previous Coney Island video (along with when Hud mentions "rewinding the tape" to view the footage of the monster, and the many references to "tape" itself) tend to suggest some sort of linear storage method. Now, I don't know how well a tape, whether digital or analog, or any other linear format storage media would fare against a nuclear blast, but I would doubt the original footage would have been shot on SD (more likely the DoD would have copied it to SD for archival purposes).

    13. Re:Jumper by ilcylic · · Score: 1

      My guess was JDAMs. I figure a nuke would have EMP'd the tape, too.

  8. Star Trek teaser?? by teslar · · Score: 5, Funny

    Also, there was a Star Trek teaser trailer attached
    There was a Star Trek teaser attached and all you want to talk about is Blair Witch meets small-budget-monster movie? You must be new here.
    1. Re:Star Trek teaser?? by RobBebop · · Score: 5, Funny

      Posted by CmdrTaco

      You must be new here.

      This takes that joke to a whole new level. I hope this isn't a sign of the apocalypse. I'm gonna go to my bomb shelter now, just in case.

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    2. Re:Star Trek teaser?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cloverfield? The CPU, you mean?

    3. Re:Star Trek teaser?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Welcome to the Myspace generation.

      LOL

      Personally I love the movie. Was a wild ride once it finally got started. I took my 56 year old father and I could see he was bored at the beginning with the drama piece but once again it got moving, I could see on his face he was enjoying the ride just as much as me.

      The cool part at the end he told me he loved the perspective of the people on the ground than just a overhead 3rd person perspective that most monster movies go with.

    4. Re:Star Trek teaser?? by SP33doh · · Score: 1

      first time I heard about the movie: wait why are we talking about processors now?

    5. Re:Star Trek teaser?? by iggy_mon · · Score: 1

      i know what you mean...

      sometimes i post just to have a look at my number and wonder,"is he new here?"

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    6. Re:Star Trek teaser?? by Rinisari · · Score: 1

      I believe that Slashdot has finally hit critical mass.

  9. Very good, very original by halivar · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I was expecting a rehash of the Blair Witch Project. Somethings that made it refreshingly different:
    1) The main character, for me, wasn't Rob. It was the guy holding the camera. He was a complete idiot, but I loved him.
    2) I thought there was clear character progression for Rob, from complete, insensitive jerk to heroic.
    3) Clear resolution on the real story, which is Rob's relationship to whats-her-face.
    4) Kick-ass special effects.

    One caveat about the movie: bring Dramamine. Lots of it. I had two friends with me who missed the whole second half of the movie because they couldn't look at the screen.

    1. Re:Very good, very original by izakage · · Score: 0

      The goal of the camera's shakiness is to make you believe that it's truly a documentary, but oftentimes it interrupts your suspension of disbelief. There were several times where the camera was just too shaky to follow, and it caused me to step back and remember that I was watching a movie. If it were just a little bit more stable, it would have allowed me to follow the story more closely, and I would have enjoyed it even more than I did.

    2. Re:Very good, very original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, that sounds like fun.

      It's pretty sad to think that taking a hand-camera and shaking it around wildly is what constitutes for groundbreaking cinema in the U.S.

      Coming next summer, Cloverfield 2: J.J. Abrams Rolls a Camera Down a Steep Hill

    3. Re:Very good, very original by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

      I found the guy holding the camera annoying but I did sort of feel for him. I was glad when he was eating though. I though I was going to cry.

      I think the best review of the movie was when it was over and one of the girls behind me yelled "That was awesome!" It was awesome at some points and annoying at others.

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    4. Re:Very good, very original by Zocalo · · Score: 4, Funny

      One caveat about the movie: bring Dramamine. Lots of it. I had two friends with me who missed the whole second half of the movie because they couldn't look at the screen. Or just wait a while and download a CAM from BitTorrent; sooner or later someone's going to be swaying with the on-screen motion so smoothly that there will be a rock steady capture in DIVX format. :)
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    5. Re:Very good, very original by bahwi · · Score: 1

      I agree with points 1 and 4 but disagree on the rest. The whole story was very lacking and superficial to make a monster movie. This guy wants to risk his life, his friends life, to go save a chick he banged? Who has a boyfriend? When he knew he can't have her because he is leaving? It's all very stupid-heroic, but the story was very much a side effect of the monster movie it contained. Yes, I know he wanted to go by himself but you would think after his brother died on the bridge he would realize there was a serious situation and going back for some chick he banged isn't the smartest thing to do.

      I agree with you on the rest, specials effects were awesome and the main character was Hud(hud? I don't know) who was the cameraman. As an idiot he was definitely the best character out of the four, and the only one I wasn't wishing would die asap. :) I enjoyed the movie thoroughly. Luckily I was at a theater with a smallish screen and the shaking was much more tolerable.

    6. Re:Very good, very original by kisielk · · Score: 1

      I think you missed the part in the film where they said she was his best friend since (I can't remember if it was high school or college). It wasn't just some chick he banged. Also, he received a distressed call from her moments before he witnessed his brother being killed, and made his decision to go after her at that point. I think it's realistic in the sense that his judgement was influenced by a recent trauma.

    7. Re:Very good, very original by Phobos23 · · Score: 1

      They didn't just shake it around wildly though. I've seen a lot of postings about the shakey camera, but it wasn't all that shaky and the only times it was was when they were running away from something. (They wouldn't care about the camera) I think it was quite good. The story had a beginning, middle, and end for the people. The monster was secondary, it could have been anything like an air raid, but how much fun would that have been. One last thing, if you wait to the end of the credits there is one last piece of audio. It's unintelligible, but that's because it was backwards. It has since been recorded and reversed. It is a broken radio transmission that says, "It's still alive".

    8. Re:Very good, very original by MrSteve007 · · Score: 1

      I was quite excited to see the movie, and knew that the camera work was shaky, but damn, it was horrible on my stomach. I could only look up for about 20% of the movie because I kept becoming nauseous. Why couldn't they have instructed the cameraman/actor to at least zoom out before running around. I even sat next to the wall of the theater to 'ground' my peripheral vision. After the film, I had to sit down for about 15 minutes outside just to keep from vomiting before getting to my car. Keep in mind, I fly airplanes, never get car-sick and don't suffer from any form of motion sickness, but this movie is terrible for the big screen. Also, on a similar note, I hate the cinematography of all of the Jason Bourne films for their 'edgy' camera work.

    9. Re:Very good, very original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's about sums up what I thought....I didn't have a problem with the camera work though, I must have high tolerance for this stuff. :) It isn't often that I walk out of a movie theatre and immediately turn to the person who went with me to see it and say "That was incredible."

    10. Re:Very good, very original by desibattousai · · Score: 1

      If you believe this was good movie, I would recommend watching The Host (Monster). It is a Korean movie about a being that attacks the city also, however, I believe that J. J. Abrams got the idea and somewhat the plot of the movie from the The Host. I do plan to watch Cloverfeild after the hype dies. Most people who I know or read online said they say the movie because of the hype.

    11. Re:Very good, very original by Boronx · · Score: 1

      But then you'll have the border of the screen sloshing in out of view.

    12. Re:Very good, very original by NormalVisual · · Score: 1

      I fortunately had the opposite experience. I *do* get motion sick easily - I can't read while riding in a car, and it's a given that if I go out deep-sea fishing, I'm gonna be chumming the fish at least once during the trip. However, "Cloverfield" didn't bother me in the least. Weird.

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    13. Re:Very good, very original by DianeOfTheMoon · · Score: 1

      I was part of two friends that had to leave during the movie and calm down. I got lucky and left before anything really bad happened, the other friend had to pay quick visit to the bathroom. :(

      From what I got to see of the movie (the beginning, about half of the middle and the last third) I thought of it as War of the Worlds' story done to the Blair Witch Project's camera work (or lack thereof). All in all, not to bad, but the night wasn't that enjoyable.

      If you have to sit in the first couple of rows, go get your money back and watch a later show. It's not worth it!

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    14. Re:Very good, very original by vonFrenchie · · Score: 1

      I, too, loved Hud. My friend complained about him the entire time. Seriously though, if the guy holding the camera says "That monster, its terrible" "Those other things, also terrible," In a slightly comedic tone during the possible apocalypse, you have to laugh. He took a serious movie that could possibly be boring and lightened it up. I know that if I were in such a situation I would be trying to cheer my friends up. And he does have the best line of the movie "They probably wanted to take me back and make me their queen," even if it was to get Marlena to laugh.

      I heard some people mumbling about this movie being plot-less. Id have to say the opposite. There is a lot going on that hides the real story, Rob's relationship with Beth (or as you call her "whats-her-face") and if you stayed though the credits, yes... this is a spoiler for those of you who have ALREADY seen the movie but left right away. There is still hope for those two. Hud and Marlena on the other hand, well we know how that little story went. Then along with the relationships, moving, brothers/boyfriends dieing, party dieing, there happens to be a giant monster that they have to deal with. So thats more story than a lot of the movies that have come out recently. Cloverfield has action AND romance... with a dash of comedy.

      I forgot my little magic pills. I remember family trips where we went through a whole bottle of Dramamine (6 people all together, we aren't drug addicts... yet). There were two times when I had to look away, but that was when they were running and according to my friend all I missed were blurs.

    15. Re:Very good, very original by rubberbando · · Score: 1

      One caveat about the movie: bring Dramamine. Lots of it. I had two friends with me who missed the whole second half of the movie because they couldn't look at the screen.

      I hear that. Right after watching it, I was outside the theater, barfing in a trashcan. However, I wasn't sure if it was the shakeyness of the movie or the crusty theater hotdog I had eaten. Perhaps a little of both.

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    16. Re:Very good, very original by WiPEOUT · · Score: 1

      Hud: Hey, you're aware of Superman?!?
      Marlene: Wow, you know who Superman is? ... Are you aware of Garfield?

      btw, I get seasick extraordinarily easily and experienced no motion sickness as a result of the shakeycam filming style, so people's mileage may vary.

    17. Re:Very good, very original by jdehnert · · Score: 1

      Finally someone who gets it!

      I know the shaky cam is hard on some people, but thats part of the whole basis of the damn movie! This is what a guy filmed while helping his friends and running for his like for christ sake! I mean, how many people do YOU know who have a stedi-cam for for their home cam corder? And the bits that come through from "the old tape" are perfect. Especially at the very end.

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    18. Re:Very good, very original by vonFrenchie · · Score: 1

      My friends and I, who are semi-knowledgeable on the comic universe(s), laughed so hard at that part because we know so many guys who are like that. Its sad but way too funny for me not to laugh.

      I, on the other hand have never gotten sea sick but there were a few parts in Cloverfield that I couldn't handle. Everyone is different... hopefully.

    19. Re:Very good, very original by smoggy13 · · Score: 1

      yes, Dramamine! I knew how it was filmed(well had a clue) and I was ready to blow chunks a few minutes in. Damn it. I can't tell you if it was a good movie because I mostly had my eyes closed trying to recover from the motion sickness. Please, someone use a steadycam...think of the weak, the nauseous, the people who sat to close to the screen.

      Maybe I will try again when it is on DVD and there are bonus features that can explain the government side of things???

    20. Re:Very good, very original by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

      While you're waiting, start saving every $ you can for the MPAA suit that will follow.

    21. Re:Very good, very original by hoppo · · Score: 1

      Your four points are dead-on. These were my thoughts exactly after leaving the theater.

      This just goes to show that Blair Witch would have been a much better movie had there been a real witch involved.

      The shaky cam was way overdone. That was my sole criticism of the film. When it came to the filming, we already had to suspend a bit of disbelief. The battery on that camera must have been alien technology to last that long. It had more settings (light, night vision) than stuff you can find in the military. And you're not going to get all kinds of crazy bass-heavy digital surround sound on a mini camera microphone. We may as well take the next step and trim down the shake factor a little while we're at it.

    22. Re:Very good, very original by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      3) Clear resolution on the real story, which is Rob's relationship to whats-her-face. Beth. I did find myself comparing that to the movie Miracle Mile (1988), both the ending (though my party and I left before the credits ended) and how there was so much of mundane events before the impelling event that drove the rest of the story.

      Though the bells only rang because I'd watched the DVD of Miracle Mile so recently.

      But then, you could also compare Cloverfield to The Birds, especially the lack of explanation of cause and lack of a final victory.
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    23. Re:Very good, very original by mbrod · · Score: 1

      I liked it. It was a fun movie for me to watch. However, I only agree with your point 4. I loved the special effects and how they used the monster in the story. I.e. when they showed it, what it did, how it looked, the army shooting at it. All of that was awesome. With the rest though, the characters in particular, I just couldn't buy it. It didn't seem to me to be what real people shooting something would be doing or how they would be acting. A hard thing to do but I thought they were way off the mark.

      Definitely a fun movie though. I would like to see more. Maybe another movie with another piece of evidence. You could go a lot of different directions with it.

    24. Re:Very good, very original by Freeside1 · · Score: 1

      I'm very surprised that The Host wasn't mentioned earlier.
      The Host was amazing, and Cloverfield looks like a Blair Witch'd version of it The Host, without The Host's fun factor.
      I haven't seen Cloverfield yet, I'm not sure if I will. There's so much "You HAVE to see it in the theater! It won't be the same on a small screen!" hype, it makes me wonder if the studio is paying everyday people to hype it up. And I don't like the social engineering in advertisements.

  10. That review made my head hurt. by JustShootMe · · Score: 0, Troll

    The writing style was what I would expect out a 9 year old writing a book report, just not as many "very"s.

    On topic, I couldn't give a flying fuck about that movie.

    And so that this isn't considered a troll, a little constructive criticism - Rob, would you have accepted a review from anyone else - book, movie, anything - that was written as poorly as that?

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    1. Re:That review made my head hurt. by mooreti1 · · Score: 1

      Well, screw it, I'll go completely off-topic; can you be any more bitchy, JSM? Just wondering.

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    2. Re:That review made my head hurt. by JustShootMe · · Score: 1

      Yes, I can. Good question.

      Sorry, it just really bugs me when someone has a publically available forum on which they expect some standards, and then completely violates them when they feel like it.

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    3. Re:That review made my head hurt. by Gulthek · · Score: 1

      Geez, jealous much? What standards has CmdrTaco ever said he expected?

      For the record, I loved the movie and liked the review; but who cares? That's the beauty of the public forum, eh?

    4. Re:That review made my head hurt. by JustShootMe · · Score: 1

      Considering the number of dupes and the ongoing quality problems, I guess you have a point.

      But I am absolutely not jealous. Why should I be?

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  11. question for those that like Cloverfield by amigabill · · Score: 1

    I haven't seen Cloverfield yet but would like to. But first a question to those who have and liked it.

    Did you also enjoy the Blair Witch Project?

    I'm just curious if it may be the style or the movies themselves or what. For the record, I didn't want to see BWP, and never would have except that my aunt gave me the VHS for christmas one year and I felt obligated at that point, and I did not enjoy it at all. A friend of mine who was there at the time fell asleep during it. If Cloverfield is too similar, then I'd rather wait for it in Redbox and not pay $10 at the theater...

    1. Re:question for those that like Cloverfield by greenrom · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I didn't really like Blair Witch, but I did like Cloverfield. This movie is really nothing like Blair Witch. The first 15-20 minutes of the movie is as boring as Blair Witch until the action starts. Then it doesn't let up. Even though it's filmed from the perspective of a guy with a camera, it's all scripted and directed and has really good special effects for the budget. You'd think it was a $100 million+ budget by watching it.

    2. Re:question for those that like Cloverfield by tsm_sf · · Score: 1

      I feel bad for everyone who saw the blair witch after all the hype had peaked. I watched a prerelease tape with a friend, not knowing anything about the movie, and had a great time. Creepy. Then I saw it in a theater when it came out and laughed along with everyone else in the house.

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    3. Re:question for those that like Cloverfield by aleatory_story · · Score: 1

      Apparently I'm the minority on this thread, but I loved the Blair Witch Project. It seems like most of /. missed the point of the film--why so many people enjoyed the film. It had little to do with the jerky camera movements or the documentary style--that has been done before in other films and is not groundbreaking. BWP was so great because of how little it showed the viewer in terms of a monster/threat. It is extremely subtle the entire way through. If you depend solely on the movie to deliver to you everything you need to enjoy it, you'd be sorely disappointed. Is that the fault of the film makers? Sometimes, but in this case it's the fault of an audience with a lacking imagination.

      I don't typically like horror/thriller movies because are predictable and usually are just shockers. They might have a little foreshadowing and then almost always show you exactly what the threat is, face-to-face. This "monster" or villain encounter is occasionally done well, but it is almost never as creepy as your imagination will make it seem. The BWP allowed your imagination to run wild, if you provided it with a suspension of disbelief. If half the people on this thread stopped trying to be witty cynics and tried to enjoy the film with an open mind, they'd probably have a pretty good time.

      Anyway, to the thread parent: You will be bored during the beginning of Cloverfield - there's some shallow character setup and foreshadowing but it's not too interesting. It's quite Blair Witch-esque in style, but not in story or mood. Cloverfield, after the intro, is consistently entertaining with few dull moments in-between. It's quite eventful and they do actually show you some of the monster, unlike The BWP. Sure, the characters are dull. But it's enough to at least feel something for them, even if it's little. It's funny, the characters are not that complex and a little annoying but by the end of the movie I found myself actually caring about what happens to them. They just seemed like typical people in an extraordinary situation.

      I enjoyed The Blair Witch Project and Cloverfield. I don't think either are completely groundbreaking or incredible works of art, but they are at least entertaining and fulfilling as long as you go in with the right expectation. Cloverfield is closer to a thrill ride than film. I don't think that's such a bad thing. Also, the jerky camera movements did not bother me at all. I got so used to it that by the end of the movie I didn't even notice it. I was too sucked into the movie to be whining about something like that.

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    4. Re:question for those that like Cloverfield by Phobos23 · · Score: 1

      Blair Witch put me to sleep. The only decent part was the last second, and it wasn't worth the wait. Cloverfield kept me interested in what was going to happen next. There were suspenseful moments when you can see the monster approach, or you don't know what it's going to do. There were well-timed revelations throughout the movie, and there was no impenetrable barrier of luck around the protagonists. On a related note, Hud apparently plays a larger role in the ARG than is let on in the move. The only sites I know about are 1-18-08.com and slusho.com. These are related to the viral ARG campaign. Slusho has been around since J.J.'s Alias days though. That's where it was introduced.

    5. Re:question for those that like Cloverfield by amigabill · · Score: 1

      Sometimes, but in this case it's the fault of an audience with a lacking imagination.

      For me I think it was more a lack of being afraid of the forest.

    6. Re:question for those that like Cloverfield by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that as a culture we're too hung up on the whole "they didn't give an explanation to everything" syndrome. This falls into the genre of a couple other films out this and last year where the characters we follow don't discover the cause of the crisis and then singlehandedly solve the crisis- they simply do their best to survive the crisis. It all stems quite a bit from the war on terrorism I think. I was OK with them simply speculating a little as to where it might have come from. And I think the monster was cool in as much as it looked organic and vaguely amphibious, but also alien. I sympathize with everybody for the shaky-cam thing, but it's hard to maintain the "from the perspective of the protagonist" thing while losing the "shaking so much I could vomit" thing.

      All in all I bet its better than "Untraceable."

    7. Re:question for those that like Cloverfield by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not from the camera-work, no.

      To a lot of us Cloverfield is just another example of why originality in American cinema shouldn't mean taking a hand-held camera and shaking it around violently for an hour and a half.

    8. Re:question for those that like Cloverfield by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1

      I think that as a culture we're too hung up on the whole "they didn't give an explanation to everything" syndrome. You think that's endemic only to our culture? You don't no squat about human psychology, then. The drive to seek out stories is a trait common to all humanity. It's a survival instinct. We crave explanations for things because they just might give us that critical edge in a survival situation. A story that doesn't adequately explain things is unsatisfying because it does not meet that criteria. Like it or not, failing to adequately explain what's going on is simply bad writing.
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  12. Low Expectations by brendank310 · · Score: 1

    I went and saw the movie and was only looking to see that Cloverfield was some sort of government code name, so I was satisfied. Also, no tentacles which was great.

    1. Re:Low Expectations by kaizokuace · · Score: 1

      they were saving the tentacles for the japan release.

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  13. four month old what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Four month old what?

    1. Re:four month old what? by scottv67 · · Score: 1

      Four month old what?

      Cheese. Four-month-old cheddar, to be exact. There was a block of sharp cheddar in the fridge and he was really tempted to break-out the Toasteds Wheat (http://www.bigapplegrocer.net/Scripts/prodView.asp?idproduct=18697), some venison sausage and the sharp cheddar for a tasty afternoon snack. But his willpower prevailed and he made it to the theatre and he still had room for some $8 popcorn and $6 soda.

  14. Nothing Like Blair Witch by smack.addict · · Score: 1
    The only similarity is the choice of the handheld, first-person point of view. Beyond that, they share nothing in common.

    Most important is the fact that Cloverfield is directed, and directed brilliantly. Blair Witch was just a bunch of shakey cameras as a gimmick. The first person point of view is critical to this movie. It truly puts you into the scene and leverages everything about the one camera point of view, both in terms of what you do see and don't see. And, in spite of the first-person point of view, every shot is meticulously constructed. There is one amazing camera shot in the subway in which Hud has a close-up on Madelene with Rob and his brother's girlfriend in the background. Amazing shot.

    It's a really, really, really good movie. Best I have seen in a while.

    And for those who hate the ending, it really could not have ended any other way.

    1. Re:Nothing Like Blair Witch by farfigneugan · · Score: 1

      I agree, I thought it was done very well. I'm not sure what he's talking about with the low budget, or if he's just assuming that because of the camera style.

        Overall, it's the best monster movie I've seen in a long time.

    2. Re:Nothing Like Blair Witch by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 1

      Honestly, you sort of knew it was going to end exactly the way it did when the beginning said "DoD File". Things like that never end pretty. This was reinforced when someone from the Army mentioned the "Hammerdown" protocol.

    3. Re:Nothing Like Blair Witch by tverbeek · · Score: 1

      $25 million is a low budget for a Hollywood feature. Especially for a monster movie.

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    4. Re:Nothing Like Blair Witch by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      I'd agree with your title, but in a different way. Blair Witch was truly scary at a pyschological level. Cloverfield was a fun pop-corn eating flick. It was ok, but Blair Witch was more original and scarier.

  15. Refreshingly good by ksdd · · Score: 2, Interesting

    1) Just enough exposition to make you care about the characters
    2) Once the action starts, it doesn't let up - I think only Aliens (22 years ago) had me at that level of intensity for a full hour
    3) Leaves you guessing - not everything needs to be explained or wrapped up in 90 minutes, and consequently, you're left not knowing anything more than the characters do
    4) Outstanding effects (invisible or otherwise) that don't get in the way of the story
    5) Finally, a scary flick that isn't torture porn!

    All in all, a great (if fairly mindless) monster movie. What the 1998 version of Godzilla should have been.

    1. Re:Refreshingly good by tverbeek · · Score: 1

      I think it was a good monster movie, and refreshing because it isn't the same goddamn monster movie that's been made over and over. It was more of a disaster movie, treating the menace like an earthquake or an iceberg would have been treated: as a plot device.

      Showing only the man-on-the-street perspective was interesting, and helped replicate the anxiety of not knowing what's going on, which was the main point of the movie. I heard some morons behind me howl at how it ended, without a full accounting of what the monster was; I didn't notice if their mothers were there to hand-feed them their popcorn as well. The movie wasn't about the monster; it was about the people! Similarly, I've heard people saying they weren't going to see it, at least not until they knew what the monster was. What kind of person demands spoilers?

      I appreciated that the film refrained from the cliche of the Hero and His Girlfriend surviving to look back upon the disaster. They even defied expectations by killing off the one character the audience "knew" had to survive until the end. The one-last-thrash by the monster in the helicopter scene was an unfortunate seen-it-a-thousand-times bit, however.

      The shakycam work didn't bother me. It could have been a lot worse if they'd treated it realistically, and if they'd treated it less realistically it would have been distractingly fake. As it was, it was a fair compromise between reality (e.g. dude would not have kept the camera in hand while he climbed from one skyscraper to the other) and the need to show us what's going on. It didn't make me nauseous (I'm an old fart in his 40s who gets seasick sometimes).

      I'm not going to rush out to see it again, or buy the DVD, but I feel I got a good movie for my eight bucks.

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    2. Re:Refreshingly good by Jack9 · · Score: 1

      The movie wasn't about the monster; it was about the people!

      This movie was reminiscent of Japanese monster movies, in this respect. It's an American, Japanese monster movie.
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    3. Re:Refreshingly good by felipekk · · Score: 1

      You actually do know more. Since it starts saying that the video was recovered from the site by DoD, this means that they won...

    4. Re:Refreshingly good by j.sanchez1 · · Score: 1

      Since it starts saying that the video was recovered from the site by DoD, this means that they won..

      Or that the monster left Manhattan and moved on to somewhere else.

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    5. Re:Refreshingly good by felipekk · · Score: 1

      If that were the case, do you think someone would mind looking for tapes on what was left of Manhattan?

    6. Re:Refreshingly good by BiggerBoat · · Score: 1

      Sure, if the "somewhere else" was a place where we didn't know where it was, as in, it went off and hid somewhere. Then you can damn well bet the DoD would scour every inch of the Manhattan site for any clues that might help them understand more of the monster's nature to help in any future encounter.

    7. Re:Refreshingly good by dctoastman · · Score: 1

      1) I didn't give a fuckstick about any of the characters and was happy when Hud became a snack. All of the characters are boring one-dimensional entities. And retarded to boot.
      2) Half a second of action every five minutes is not non-stop action. It was fucking boring. Alien landing, dicking around outside for a while, bridge collapse, dicking around for a while, go into a subway, dick around for a while, walk through the tunnels while dicking around, ignore the swarm of rats running from something, Mini-Creepy attack, dicking around in a room for a while, get picked up by army, dick around, chick blows up, dick around, walk to apartment building, climb up a lot stairs, get across a slanted roof, get bangor chick, leave, see Mini-Creepy in stairwell, close door, skip the walking down the stairs, get to extraction point, have Lily actually escape, get on chopper, have chopper get taken down, survive crash, annoying guy gets eaten by stealthy Mega-Creepy, hide under bridge, profess love, die. That's the whole movie.
      3) The tape was recovered. The thing either left of its own volition or was killed. I'm betting on the second.
      4) The effects were ok, and there was no story to get in the way of.
      5) Wasn't scary. Unless predictable is the new scary.

      I was done with this movie when I saw the trailer in front of Transformers. Having actually seen it, my opinion still holds: Just a boring monster movie. The most bad ass thing about that movie was the Iron Man trailer in front of it.

  16. The trailer is full of lies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The actual movie takes place in poughkeepsie and the monster that appears 13 stories high is only 13 inches high.

  17. Motion sick prone, beware. Otherwise, decent. by Razed+By+TV · · Score: 2, Informative

    I enjoyed Cloverfield, what I saw of it. The problem I had was that I didn't anticipate it making me motion sick. They really don't give you any clue in the trailers that it's going to be full of a jolty, sudden, quick movement. It seems obvious enough in hindsight, that "Hey, a movie filmed from the point of view of somebody's home video camera *might* just make you motion sick, dummy." On the other hand, I haven't really seen anything with that type of shooting, so I feel like they could have given me a little warning.

    A little history: I get simulation sickness from first person shooters. I used to be able to play them with no difficulties, besides maybe a game here and there (I seem to recall Hexen being one of the first to bother me). After a break from gaming, I came back to discover I'd pretty much lost all tolerance for FPSs. It might be possible to build a tolerance back up, I don't know. Being nauseous isn't fun, so I haven't really attempted it. Dimenhydrinate (Dramamine) and meclizine both made me drowsy, so I gave up on it.

    I don't get seasickness.

    Anyways, my point is, if you get simulation sickness, you may want to skip this one, or bring some dimenhydrinate or meclizine along. I made it maybe 45 minutes or an hour into the movie (run time is 1h 30m) before I had to keep my eyes closed.

  18. Saw it last night by Flounder · · Score: 1

    and loved it. Good to finally see something different. No character development (except for the little bit by Rob). No Godzilla-esque exposition about the environment/nuclear testing/global warming threat. Just mass destruction and the occasional tasteless joke by Hud. No explanations, no resolutions. Just in the moment from the characters perspective.

    I didn't get sick (and I should have, I threw up after playing HL2 the first time), but my girlfriend did get a bit nauseous.

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    1. Re:Saw it last night by XaXXon · · Score: 1

      but my girlfriend did get a bit nauseous.

      I'm sorry, but what does this have to do with the movie?

    2. Re:Saw it last night by calcapt · · Score: 1

      That people who get nauseous from shakey cam simulated movies might get nauseous when watching Cloverfield.

      Right?

    3. Re:Saw it last night by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry, but what does this have to do with the movie? Geeks love to mention that they have a girlfriend/wife, even when it has nothing to do with anything. Just another example of typical geek social retardation.
    4. Re:Saw it last night by Dahan · · Score: 0

      but my girlfriend did get a bit nauseous. If looking at your girlfriend makes you want to spew (and assuming you're unable to find a new girlfriend who doesn't have that effect on you), I've found that the paper bag over the head trick works fairly well.
  19. You must be a Slashdot weenie... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    I'm posting this so you guys can have a place to talk amongst yourselves about this movie.

    Real guys stop by the local coffeehouse to pick up their favorite drinks and walk over to the bookstore to browse through the books while discussing the merits of the movie.

    1. Re:You must be a Slashdot weenie... by halivar · · Score: 2, Funny

      Real guys stop by the local coffeehouse to pick up their favorite drinks and walk over to the bookstore to browse through the books while discussing the merits of the movie.
      Which is why you're here instead of there.
    2. Re:You must be a Slashdot weenie... by g8oz · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wait, are you calling latte-sipping bookstore browsers masculine?

      How is the weather in San Francisco this time of year?

    3. Re:You must be a Slashdot weenie... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      No, no, no. I was checking Fandango for the time. Saw the movie. The movie theater had the blasted sound on too loud. Good movie to watch only once.

    4. Re:You must be a Slashdot weenie... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      It was clear and cool in Silicon Valley. Your point about the weather?

    5. Re:You must be a Slashdot weenie... by Gulthek · · Score: 1

      "The point was San Francisco." - Captain Obvious

    6. Re:You must be a Slashdot weenie... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Admittedly, San Francisco has better bookstores than Silicon Valley. ;)

  20. My mini review by rgraham · · Score: 1

    I saw it last night as well and found myself really liking it. For me, I'm often more interested in disaster films where the main character(s) are simply trying to survive, rather than being the savior of the human race (two somewhat more recent contrasting examples are Will Smith in Independence Day, and Tom Cruise in War of the Worlds). For that reason, I thought the hand held camera effect, some shots being out of frame/focus, not always pointing at the person who is talking, camera pointing at the person who is talking but you can't hear them, worked great. While I didn't think there were any particularly frightening scenes there were some that has a 9/11-esque feel to them that may disturb some people, such as a wall of smoke and ash rushing down one of the streets towards a large number of people.

    I'm not going to rush out and see it again today but it would be fun to see it once more in the theater.

    1. Re:My mini review by madskyllz · · Score: 1

      "I Am Legend" (ironically also featuring Will Smith) is a good example of the main character portraying both of those roles (trying to survive/saviour). It too has a bit of the shaky-cam, albeit much less than the Blair Witch series.
      just my .02
      Not trying to detract from the thread. (oops too late)

    2. Re:My mini review by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 1

      No frightening scenes? I'm not a scary movie dude at all, and I particular did not dig the subway tunnel scenes =) Or any scene with the little monsters for that matter.

  21. The Mist by MulluskO · · Score: 1

    I kept comparing it to The Mist, because in many ways the films are so similar. You have limited knowledge of the monsters in both films.

    I think The Mist did a better job of establishing a sense of dread, and had better characters.
    Cloverfield had a better monster and better action sequences.

    I enjoyed both films, even if both are downers.

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  22. Rocky Horror Picture Show by phrostie · · Score: 1, Interesting

    everyone keeps comparing it to BWP, but i think it's going to be the next Rocky Horror Picture Show with people acting out the rolls while it's playing

    1. Re:Rocky Horror Picture Show by HardCase · · Score: 1

      Except that Rocky Horror Picture Show didn't suck. And most people don't play rolls. They eat them.

    2. Re:Rocky Horror Picture Show by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

      I thought the Rocky Horror Picture Show blew honking mule ass but you didn't go to the movie to watch the show. You went to watch the people.

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  23. Another movie there by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

    I think there is another movie in there. We've seen the movie from the point of view of Rob and his crew. I would like to see the movie remade from the other side now. A traditional filming without the shaky cam style. I want to know more about the monster. Really how many of us give a flying fuck about Rob and friends?

    Alright. We've had the art house version, now lets have the hollywood block buster.

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    1. Re:Another movie there by thomas.galvin · · Score: 1

      One of the interesting things the director said was that they had discussed a "sequel" that was the same story told from other points of view. The exact quote was something along the lines of "there might have been other people filming that night." I'd love to see another Cloverfield that was a patchwork of movies and pictures taken by random people as they crossed paths with the monster, kind of a cobbled-together documentary.

    2. Re:Another movie there by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

      You know that would be a good project. I liked the movies over all story but I didn't care much for the filming effects. I would like to see the same story from the army point of view. But let me clarify that. I would like to see the same movie from the point of view of the grunts in the field. Like that black major that let Rob and crew go.

      Say a film crew gets picked up and is in that push where the army is taking on the critter. We can here some rumors where the critter come from as told by the grunts.

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    3. Re:Another movie there by thomas.galvin · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Say a film crew gets picked up and is in that push where the army is taking on the critter. We can here some rumors where the critter come from as told by the grunts. It wouldn't even have to be a film crew. It could take the form of an after-the-fact report, kind of a "here's what we were able to piece together about the monster" thing assembled from various sources by the military. You could have film from traffic cameras, cell phones, security systems installed in stores and ATMs, those night vision things like we see from attack helicopters in Iraq, all kinds of things. That would allow them to be a bit freer in the narrative - we could actually follow the monster - and it would be an interesting comment on how much of a surveillance society we have become; "everyone in New York is dead, but we still have film of the entire thing."
    4. Re:Another movie there by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

      God Damn Dude! Do you know how much that would fucking rock! Toss in some film footage from the solider cams. Maybe even some footage from when that little critter in the "hospital" was killed.

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    5. Re:Another movie there by thomas.galvin · · Score: 1

      God Damn Dude! Do you know how much that would fucking rock! Toss in some film footage from the solider cams. Maybe even some footage from when that little critter in the "hospital" was killed. That would be pretty tight... incorporating pieces of film from this movie, as kind of a continuity thing, but have it be almost tangential.

      What I picture is a bunch of snippets, vignettes of people we never really get to know, as the monster tears through their world, with little title cards intersperse, like "0400 - US Air For Engages Entity In Area Formerly Know As Midtown Manhattan."
    6. Re:Another movie there by Aristos+Mazer · · Score: 1

      That sounds very much like the basis for Vantage Point (IMDB link), a movie whose trailer I saw just last night for the first time. 8 different witnesses from different places in the crowd each have a different bit of knowledge contributing to figuring out who shot the US president. I thought it looked worth seeing, if only for the multiple vantage point concept that you describe.

    7. Re:Another movie there by Harliquin_Fool · · Score: 1

      that Sounds a lot like http://www.apple.com/trailers/independent/look/. its a movie told entirely through security cameras. obviously, it is not so baddass as cloverfield, but still is interesting.

  24. City Dwellwers by mlingojones · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why do these monsters always seem to appear in cities? There's been so many movie monsters popping up in New York, Tokyo... eventually, probability dictates that one should pop up in the middle of nowhere. That's what my monster movie's gonna be about: a giant monster that pops up in the middle of Kansas. It'll terrorize a corn field and like two farmers.

    1. Re:City Dwellwers by Veramocor · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think they called that movie 'Signs'.

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    2. Re:City Dwellwers by carterhawk001 · · Score: 1

      So you're going to do a remake of Signs?

    3. Re:City Dwellwers by smellotron · · Score: 5, Funny

      It'll terrorize a corn field and like two farmers.

      Was that an errant "like"? Or did you really mean to say that a giant monster is going to befriend two farmers in the middle of Kansas?

    4. Re:City Dwellwers by hazydave · · Score: 1

      When they asked Willy Sutton why he robbed banks, he replied "because that's where the money is". I think monsters have a similar notion about cities: people to eat, buildings to destroy, etc. What's the point of attacking a forest or desert? Or, it could well be that monsters ARE always attacking in those places, too, but without anyone to tell the tale, they just do their thing until they choke on a log, eat a poison frog, etc.

      "Signs" is a good example of a similar idea ("street-level" story, rather than the omniscient point of view taken in "Independence Day" and most of the classic 50's films) told from the point of view of folks out in the boonies... though of course, the "monsters" were everywhere, not just local, but the local viewpoint was very effective. And there are a few others that at least start out in relatively obscure locales: the original of "The Blob", "Invasion of the Body Snatchers"; both versions of "The Thing". Even King Kong and some of the Godzilla films began out in the wilderness, even if (usually because of we meddling kids) they wind up in the big city.

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    5. Re:City Dwellwers by mstrebe · · Score: 1

      You must have missed "Signs". And every monster movie made in the 1950s.

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    6. Re:City Dwellwers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You didn't catch Signs then.....

    7. Re:City Dwellwers by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 3, Funny

      Population density = terror.

      My question has always been: how come giant monsters are never mammals? Barring King Kong, I guess. the Japanese have several dinosaurs, a lobster, robots, and even the personification of smog. I'd like to see like a giant tiger-looking monster that's 80' tall eating people.

    8. Re:City Dwellwers by Yo+Grark · · Score: 1

      It was called Tremors.

      Yo Grark

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    9. Re:City Dwellwers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Terrorizing a cornfield? Sounds like the plot of Jeepers Creepers 2.

    10. Re:City Dwellwers by Jethro · · Score: 1

      That's what I came here to say.

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    11. Re:City Dwellwers by TEMM · · Score: 1

      Monster Movies are always in places that are hard to escape. Manhattan is the perfect example: once the man made structures like bridges and tunnels are blocked you have no way off besides trying to swim or finding a boat. Its kind of like being locked in a room with no doors or windows with something terrifying, only instead of a room its a whole city.

    12. Re:City Dwellwers by BryanL · · Score: 1

      I think that movie was called "Tremors."

    13. Re:City Dwellwers by vicarhelmet · · Score: 1

      I think the movie you're looking for is called "Tremors."

    14. Re:City Dwellwers by thomas.galvin · · Score: 1

      My question has always been: how come giant monsters are never mammals? Barring King Kong, I guess. the Japanese have several dinosaurs, a lobster, robots, and even the personification of smog. I'd like to see like a giant tiger-looking monster that's 80' tall eating people. I think it's because scaly or slimy is more frightening than furry.

      Also, if you include the line "I saw it! It's huge! It's a lion!" in your movie, everyone suddenly thinks you're making a Voltron film. Even if it's set in modern-day New York City, and said giant lion is the bad guy.
    15. Re:City Dwellwers by dubl-u · · Score: 1

      My question has always been: how come giant monsters are never mammals?

      Mammals are less scary.

      I think it's the same reason that pets are mostly mammals: the greater shared evolutionary heritage makes them more understandable, more appealing, more sympathetic.

      You can most easily see it with baby animals. Baby snakes, baby lizards, baby birds: maybe a little cute. Baby pigs, baby deer, baby dogs: very cute. Baby insects, baby spiders: just easier to step on.

    16. Re:City Dwellwers by CheeseTroll · · Score: 1

      Something like Signs?

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    17. Re:City Dwellwers by sacrilicious · · Score: 2, Funny
      Was that an errant "like"? Or did you really mean to say that a giant monster is going to befriend two farmers in the middle of Kansas?

      Given that it's two farmers in the middle of Kansas, we are of course talking about the biblical sense of liking them. "And then verily did he like them again..."

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    18. Re:City Dwellwers by The+Clockwork+Troll · · Score: 1

      Duh, old news. How do you think Kansas happened in the first place?

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    19. Re:City Dwellwers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      It's because, according to the SciFi channel, all of the smaller towns are already infested with small monsters and bad acting.

    20. Re:City Dwellwers by glitch23 · · Score: 0

      Why do these monsters always seem to appear in cities? There's been so many movie monsters popping up in New York, Tokyo... eventually, probability dictates that one should pop up in the middle of nowhere. That's what my monster movie's gonna be about: a giant monster that pops up in the middle of Kansas. It'll terrorize a corn field and like two farmers.

      Is this close enough to monsters popping up out of the city?

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    21. Re:City Dwellwers by djl4570 · · Score: 1

      Too bad they didn't film the monster wrecking havoc in the Hamptons. I'd pay to see that.

    22. Re:City Dwellwers by alanshot · · Score: 1

      Ask Kevin Bacon about that... That premise was already used. It was called Tremors and *gag* Tremors II.

    23. Re:City Dwellwers by tighr · · Score: 1

      "Signs" is a good example of a similar idea ("street-level" story, rather than the omniscient point of view taken in "Independence Day" and most of the classic 50's films) told from the point of view of folks out in the boonies. True. But to a certain extent, Independence Day was also like that. When the aliens destroyed most of Earth's major cities, the people that were left were those who didn't live in big cities like New York, LA, or other Global Cities.
    24. Re:City Dwellwers by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Didn't they already make that movie? Iron Giant?

    25. Re:City Dwellwers by Sonnekki · · Score: 1

      > ...a giant monster that pops up in the middle of Kansas. It'll terrorize a corn field and like two farmers.

      Yeah, it was called Tremors.
      I think it was a TV show also.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tremors_(film)

    26. Re:City Dwellwers by 2Paranoid · · Score: 1

      I'm not from Kansas, but I currently reside on the east side of the state near Missouri. What I can tell you is that is that the good ol' boys in these parts would have the monster hunted down and its head mounted on the wall by morning... even if it meant going to a double-wide. Definitely a different kind of movie.

    27. Re:City Dwellwers by mlingojones · · Score: 0

      Heh - that made me laugh. Actually, I just write how I speak. Perhaps it should have been "and, like, two farmers."

    28. Re:City Dwellwers by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

      Mammals are less scary.

      Fuck! It's a 300 foot rabbit! Quick, hide all the carrot!

      Nope, doesn't quite do it for me ether.

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    29. Re:City Dwellwers by boyko.at.netqos · · Score: 1

      You've just perfectly described "Signs."

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    30. Re:City Dwellwers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yea, it'lld be the summer's feel-good 'buddy film.' The monster learns that growing up is hard to do through a series of hilarious mishaps involving two farmers and learning to raise hens on its own. They'll call it Monster Pie, a National Lampoon & American Pie collaboration.

    31. Re:City Dwellwers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That movie was already made. It was called "Signs" http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0286106/

    32. Re:City Dwellwers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. Too bad neither of those two had cameras, or phone lines. Monster gets bored, flies off, and leaves a crop circle.

    33. Re:City Dwellwers by Mr.+Roadkill · · Score: 1

      Was that an errant "like"? Or did you really mean to say that a giant monster is going to befriend two farmers in the middle of Kansas?
      mlingojones actually meant to say that the giant monster is going to have sex with two farmers in the middle of Kansas, but was too coy to write "know" and used "like" instead. He has a screenplay in development at the moment, and didn't want to frighten off potential backers with talk of sex.

      Me, I'm not so frightened of scaring backers. I have a screenplay in development at the moment too. An alien starship develops catastrophic engine trouble and crashes in Siberia in 1908, but not before two lifepods are ejected. Due to the odd workings of the ship's drive, and as a convenient plot-device, the pods end up landing in different decades. The first one, which this story doesn't concern, lands in New Mexico in the late 1940s. The second one lands in Deliverance-country in the 1970s...
    34. Re:City Dwellwers by superascal · · Score: 1

      I agree, but The Mist was set in the middle of no where. More accurately, near a military base.

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    35. Re:City Dwellwers by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      I don't know about you, but I think normal-sized tigers are pretty scary, and I think a 80' tall tiger would be proportionally more scary.

    36. Re:City Dwellwers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hahahaha he's going to "like" two farmers??? hahahaha what a gay monster movie

    37. Re:City Dwellwers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The first season of the British TV show primeval ends with a battle between a giant stem-mammal from the past (a gorgonopsid) and a bat-descended predator from the future.

    38. Re:City Dwellwers by Snodgrass · · Score: 1

      Tremors?

      Not exactly "giant monster", but monster-ish.

      (oh, and do yourself a favor and stop with the first movie)

  25. I thought it was pretty good. Some umor... by Somedude127 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    was injected, whether intentionally or not, at just the right moments to keep the movie from becoming overly serious. Maybe a serious giant monster movie use to work, but now the absurdity of all the bad Godzilla movies and the corny 60's and 70's movies have pretty much ruined the genre of "serious" monster movie. What made this movie enjoyable was the humor and the characters. My favorite line comes right after they rescue the girl from the leaning tower of Manhattan. "What's that!?" she screams to which HUD replies "Something terrible!" After they kill the critter in the stairwell and they're walking down, HUD does a close up of the dead thing and says, "Something also terrible." The theater exploded. Perfect moment for some levity. I also heard something last night that I have never heard in a DC theater before. Silence during the movie. When Rob's mom called the theater went pin drop quiet. That's as much a testament to this story's power as anything.

  26. Oh Dear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    A discussion about some cheesy horror flick...

    This is what slashdot has become??

    1. Re:Oh Dear by omghi2u · · Score: 1

      Anonymous Coward wrote:
      A discussion about some cheesy horror flick...
      This is what slashdot has become??


      Slasherdot.

  27. The 9/11 aspect by Flounder · · Score: 1

    Building collapse and a wall of dust and debris. Mass exodus of people crossing the Brooklyn Bridge. Jets and helicopters flying low over the city.

    Was the use of those particular images intended to evoke emotions tied to the events of 9/11? Probably.

    Was it wrong for the filmmakers to use those images? I don't think so. You have ANY disaster set in New York and you'll have comparisons to 9/11. Does that mean it's forbidden territory? I don't think any subject matter should be forbidden. Even if it makes people feel uncomfortable.

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    1. Re:The 9/11 aspect by TClevenger · · Score: 2, Funny
      You have ANY disaster set in New York and you'll have comparisons to 9/11.

      No kidding. Now the sight of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man stepping on that church causes me to hyperventilate.

    2. Re:The 9/11 aspect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah, you can't NOT have the falling buildings, mass exodus, and swarms of investigating helicopters when a major city is under attack.

      and a change of venues wouldn't cut it. a monster crawling out of lake michigan to eat the sears tower doesn't pass muster. 'sides, the sears tower is too big - you'd have a choking moster with a sears tower-shaped lump lodged sideways in its throat.

      part of why i liked the movie so much is that i had no idea what it was about - just that there was a disaster of some sort. so when the characters were speculating whether the first explosion was a terrorist attack i was also wondering if that's what was going on.

    3. Re:The 9/11 aspect by slashdotmsiriv · · Score: 1

      No this was just a coincidence ... what made you say that?

    4. Re:The 9/11 aspect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The monster overturns an oil tanker then bites the head off the statue of liberty... I think a 9/11 undertone is pretty clear...

  28. Extremely good and painfully boring at same time by edwardpickman · · Score: 1

    If you can get through the 20 minutes of chimps with a video camera at the beginning it's a lot of fun. Parts are extremely good while parts get slow and tedious. The 20 minutes establishing characters at the beginning was a waste because I still didn't care about any of them. The high point are the little one. Sadly you don't see much of them. Expect an ocean of knock offs trying to mimic the style but mostly succeeding in giving you seasickness. The whole movie rides the edge of annoying but as I say when it's good it's amazing and very effective. Go with some one else and have them save your seat while you go for popcorn and avoid the first part. It's not as bad as the hour from hell at the beginning of King Kong before anything happens but I definitely would have cut back on the endless party scene.

  29. De-Shaky Cam by Sawbones · · Score: 1

    I'll admit I'd love to see this movie but the thought of another Blaire Witch nauseating experience is enough to turn me off. Heck, I could barely sit through the second two Borne movies without a splitting headache. However, all of these movies got me thinking...

    Would it be possible to "De"-shaky cam a movie? Given a high enough source material (HD rip or what have you) and a whole heck of a lot of time I'm wondering if you could take each cut - where the camera is trained on one given thing - and frame a slightly cropped version that kept the main point of focus (someone's eyes or what have you) in a consistent point in the frame. I'm thinking something along the lines of "the phantom edit" only making a movie watchable in terms of cinematography instead of dialog and story.

    As I said, I haven't seen Cloverfield yet so it's possible it's just do damn blurry and shaky there's nothing to be done but something like Borne might be rectified.

    That or this horrible "jerking the camera around makes the audience feel like there there!!1!" fad in film making could just die a quick death and I'd be happy.

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    1. Re:De-Shaky Cam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      there there

      Man, I even previewed and I missed that.

    2. Re:De-Shaky Cam by waded · · Score: 1

      I'm not exactly sure what the "shutter speed" of the camera used is, but I'd venture it's not so fast that each frame wouldn't have some blur caused by jittering in it. So it might be possible to crop each frame such that objects don't jitter, but they'd blur like they were. That'd have to be removed as well to get a stable-looking picture.

    3. Re:De-Shaky Cam by mckniffen · · Score: 1

      Yes in fact there is, and you don't necessarily need HD source. I work at a video production lab, and this could take a total of maybe a week to "do-shake" a whole movie with reasonable results. We just identify one common point in each part, and tell the software to anchor it. It moves each frame from the center so that the object better reflects the movement pattern visible in the film. It really is great technology, we usually use it to clean up home/amateur video but it has many uses.

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    4. Re:De-Shaky Cam by DCstewieG · · Score: 1
      There's stuff like this to "deshake" video. I don't know how easy it is to use or how it would work for an entire movie. I imagine when the DVD comes out someone with a lot of time may attempt it :) The problem is this movie was SO shaky in parts that frames 1 second apart won't even share ANY part of the scene.

      That or this horrible "jerking the camera around makes the audience feel like there there!!1!" fad in film making could just die a quick death and I'd be happy. For the record, I don't think this movie would have worked without it. I actually tried picturing it shot like a normal movie and it would have been completely different, most likely for the worse.
    5. Re:De-Shaky Cam by Doogie5526 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yeah, you can certainly do some stabilization. It would still look funny because your would still get motion blur but without the camera movements to motivate it. Unless you decreased the shutter time to reduce that in the first place.

      As with most camera things changed in post (like correcting the exposure), it's a heck of a lot easier to just do it right when you shoot it. That's why we shoot test footage.

    6. Re:De-Shaky Cam by hazydave · · Score: 1

      Yes, within limits, you can "de-shake" a shakey video. There are numerous commercial apps for this, and (of course) a freeware plug-in for Virtualdub (if you any video work, you should know about VirtualDub). Check out here: http://www.guthspot.se/video/deshaker.htm

      These work on the same priciple as the "software" image stabilizers used in some camcorders (as opposed to optical image stablizers). Basically, you define a window somewhat smaller than the full frame of your video (so you're really like to apply this to an HD print of a film if you can), and the software will move that frame and crop each image, based on detection of changes from frame to frame.

      Obviously, on a PC it doesn't have to run realtime as it does on a camcorder, so there are going to be more tweakables. And you can run into problems. For example, full stabilization works in X and Y dimensions... but when you pan a camera with this enabled, you get suddering video, as the camera detects your smooth motion as "shake" and de-shakes groups of frame. Higher end cameras can be set to apply this in one dimension only, and of course, any camera can disable these functions, whether in HW or SW.

      Maybe you could de-bounce the film, but it wouldn't necessarily be all automatic. Also, given that they're adding shake as an effect, rather than an unintended artifact, it may be different enough to be a problem... you'd have to give it a try and see.

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    7. Re:De-Shaky Cam by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 1

      Hell, you guys could make a killing making versions of the Bourne series and Cloverfield that people can actually watch (as opposed to having to turn your head every so often so motion sickness doesn't kick in).

  30. I dunno, I really liked it... by FreeKill · · Score: 1

    For what it was, I really liked the movie. At least they didn't have the president giving a speech or the stupid military general talking about how they were going to nuke it. It was just a bunch of people, running for their lives, and all the events unfolded entirely from their perspective. I wasn't going in expecting it to be the best movie I've ever seen though, so I wasn't disappointed....Not a bad way to spend an hour and a half...

  31. I got nauseous, but there were other factors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...such as the half-eaten burger and onion rings on the floor next to me, thanks to a friend who decided they were hungry and wanted to sneak dinner in.

    As for the movie, I believe it was complete hype. Even in some of the previews you see an object in the distance that looks like a tail; from that point on (before I ever saw the movie), all I could picture is Godzilla spewing fire. Instead, all I got was a giant monster from who-knows-where with man-eating dandruff.

    The movie should not have progressed beyond the helicopter crash. I understand that they wanted to get to the "I love you"'s with Beth and Rob but, really, you expect all 3 of them to survive a helicopter FREE FALL from hundreds of feet? Now, I will say that it's not impossible, because a good friend of mine fell 90 feet while repelling from a cliff once, but he didn't get up and keep going; instead, he had most of the bones in his body broken, and now has a metal plate in his face.

    Honestly, I'm not completely sure why so many people on here enjoyed the movie. The special effects were nothing new, the "I love this guy/girl but he/she doesn't know it and we could die at any minute" story has been told countless times, and the character of the cameraman was only so-so for me. Some of the times I enjoyed him, other times he just was pissing me off.

    Could someone please explain the origin of the monster??? I'd like to think he was terrestrial, but how does something that large go completely unnoticed for however long he's been around? It would have to be a water-based creature, as I'm sure that we would've noticed something that large on land beforehand. And even if he has lived in the water so long, why come up now? Also, I'm sure an animal that large has been around most parts of the ocean, so how has he not been noticed before?

    It's just too over-the-top Eight Legged Freaks style for me.

    1. Re:I got nauseous, but there were other factors by rpbailey1642 · · Score: 1
      Could someone please explain the origin of the monster?


      I didn't see it when I watched the movie, but apparently there is a "meteor" that falls into the ocean when the two people are sitting on the Ferris Wheel at the end of the movie (which takes place a month before the monster attacks).

    2. Re:I got nauseous, but there were other factors by orangepeel · · Score: 1

      I understand that they wanted to get to the "I love you"'s with Beth and Rob but, really, you expect all 3 of them to survive a helicopter FREE FALL from hundreds of feet?

      No, I wouldn't expect them to survive a free fall. But clearly there was no free fall. From the Wikipedia entry for autorotation:

      "In helicopters, autorotation of the main rotor allows a controlled descent to an emergency landing in case of powerplant failure. Proper design of the helicopter is necessary to assure that autorotation can be usefully employed, and skilled changes to the collective and cyclic pitch are necessary during the maneuver to manage the energy of the rotor and the airspeed of the craft. Autorotation depends on the maintenance of air velocity through the rotor, and during an emergency autorotation maneuver, this airspeed is provided by the helicopter's descent."

      Side note: the first time I'd heard of autorotation in helicopters was right here on Slashdot, perhaps as many as 8 or 9 years ago. It was in a discussion about a personal-size helicopter that had just been announced, and someone with some real knowledge of helicopters dismissed it as unsafe, because it only had a ballistic parachute as a safety-backup -- it had no capability for autorotation.

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    3. Re:I got nauseous, but there were other factors by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      I heard someone say that on the Adam Corolla radio show before I went to see the movie, and when that scene came up in the movie I squinted really damned hard and I didn't see any meteor/comet. Maybe some cuts of the movie have it, I dunno, but the one I watched definitely didn't unless it was specifically designed to be extremely hard-to-notice.

    4. Re:I got nauseous, but there were other factors by Fortyseven · · Score: 1

      Dude! I *thought* I saw something fall into the water, but figured it was...well, I dunno. Hmm.

  32. cloverfield by fredex · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sounds like the internal code-name for a new Intel processor chip.

    1. Re:cloverfield by Harold+Halloway · · Score: 1

      Or a new low-fat, buttermilk-based emulsified chemical 'I can't believe it's not butter'-type spread.

    2. Re:cloverfield by saxoholic · · Score: 1

      Sounds like the internal code-name for a new Intel processor chip.

      Actually, it's the DOD codename for the military action fighting the monster in the movie. You learn that in the first 3 seconds of the film.
    3. Re:cloverfield by beavioso · · Score: 1

      If only some company was clever enough to name their 4-core processor Cloverfield (maybe 16 cores or more would be more appropriate).

    4. Re:CLOVERFIELD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      UID over 1000000? Shocking.

    5. Re:cloverfield by pxlmusic · · Score: 1

      Brilliant. Don't know why I never thought of that.

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    6. Re:cloverfield by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think "clovenhoof" would be a more apt name for the likes of Intel.

    7. Re:cloverfield by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I clicked this thinking that. Damnit.

    8. Re:cloverfield by blair1q · · Score: 1

      Clovertown + Yorkfield = Cloverfield.

      I'm posting from one now!

      (Not really, but I have a Yorkie at home...this is a Cedar Mill, used essentially as a thin client in a big enterprise network that no doubt has a Clovertown on it somewhere...)

    9. Re:CLOVERFIELD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      a starting Linebacker at smc tranferring to USC

      Way to break down those stereotypes about football players being, at best, only semi-literate.

      Oh, wait.

    10. Re:cloverfield by digitalamish · · Score: 1

      It took me until the end to figure out what the hell 'Cloverfield' was. That 'hammerhead' scenario they played out was basically carpet bombing the hell out of the whole city. If you look at a real field of clover from above, it looks like tiny overlapping explosions.

      Oh, and I did not see the 100 story helicopter swipe coming. The stuff in central park did seem a little tacked on. I hope everyone noticed that time 6:42am was the start and finish of the film. They seemed to make a point of having clocks in various scenes.

      The shaky cam did make me want to vomit a couple of times, but I loved the movie. I read somewhere (ie don't know if it's official), but they can now spin this exact same movie off with different people at the same event. Here's something else to chew on, did they ever actually say there was just one giant sized monster? Maybe there was more than one in the city.

    11. Re:cloverfield by ErkDemon · · Score: 1

      Wasn't Cloverfield the evil DisneyCorp-esque corporation in "Who Killed Roger Rabbit"?

    12. Re:cloverfield by plate+of+felt · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the first time I saw an ad for that movie, I thought someone had made a horror film about Intel. Wouldn't be too far off, from my experience.

  33. Movie watching for those with very young children by EngrBohn · · Score: 5, Informative

    Good afternoon,

    > I don't get to see many movies with a 4 month old in the house,
    > but I managed to escape to see Cloverfield

    Here's the trick my wife and I used for our "dates" when our son was younger - one of us would drop the other off to watch the movie and then go shopping for a couple of hours with child in tow. Then back to the theater where we'd do a hot driver swap, and the first to watch the movie then shopping for a couple of hours with child in tow. Then back to the theater to pick up the other, and we head off to dinner to discuss the movie. We took turns being first.

    Take care,
    cb

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  34. Re:Extremely good and painfully boring at same tim by calcapt · · Score: 1

    The beginning was slow, but I'd argue the that the goal of the plot is only feasible if this first part occurred. Whoever followed your suggestion might be asking, "Why did Character A do this, and what's the significance behind Character A and B's relationship at the end of the movie?" I could imagine people asking, "What's the freakin' plot? Did it have one?!!!111!1" If they skipped the first part. And well, they've started asking this even after seeing the whole thing.

    For those out there who are now worried; yes, it had a plot. My opinion of those who didn't discover the plot are that they are dumber than a box of rocks, which is entirely feasible. When a metal plate with 5 nubs arranged in a linear fashion appears on screen, and the response from one audience member is, "5 nipples? WTF? I don't get it", you begin to question the intelligence of some fellow moviegoers.

    Ok, now, back to the original topic: I like stories, and perhaps it's because I get attached to characters easily; therefore, as long as SOME character development is present, I'll be able to relate/care for them in some way. What development in this movie was enough for me, and it certainly wouldn't've been the same for me if I skipped the beginning. The last 2 lines of the movie wouldn't have the same impact if I hadn't seen the beginning. In other words, don't skip it. Besides, even if the first 20 minutes is boring for you, I'm sure the other hour would more than make up for it.

  35. Excellent Storytelling by dcclark · · Score: 1

    The storytelling in the movie was amazing. Like most good stories, it focused on the relationships among people. Yes, it was a horror/action movie (and there are some nice action sequences), but that's not what it's really about. I love the fact that monster (and monsterlings) itself is only rarely seen -- and when it does, it's used to heighten the tension among the real characters. Similarly, each action had a purpose, moving the story along. The choices which the characters made (although sometimes eliciting a "don't go in there!!" yell) were exactly what I felt they should do, as characters. They felt scared, hopeless, and ultimately real.

    I'm expecting some complaints about the action, the need for dramamine (I agree), and the weird acting, but overall Cloverfield was an excellent story about people thrown into an extreme situation. The action was secondary, and rightly so.

  36. Star Trek teaser... by da5idnetlimit.com · · Score: 1
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  37. You're forgetting something by heptapod · · Score: 1

    Not only did Abrams rip off Blair Witch and riff on Godzilla, the entire relationship plot is reminiscent of Miracle Mile which also ends with a helicopter crash.

  38. Godzilla movie from the POV of the civilians... by m0ng0l · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Is what this basically was. Went to see it last night, good movie, but really not living up to the hype from before it came out. I'm already predicting the following:

    1. Movie at least turns a profit on the theatrical release
    2. DVD with some extras comes out
    3. "Special Edition" DVD comes out with second disc with more back story (WTF *was* the monster?)
    4. "Directors Cut Special Edition" DVD comes out with nearly a second movie on the third disc, with even *more* back story...
    5. ***PROFIT*** ;-)

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    1. Re:Godzilla movie from the POV of the civilians... by FreeKill · · Score: 1

      This movie will make ***PROFIT*** after step 1 if the weekend estimates are correct. According to Box Office Mojo this movie only had a production budget of 25 million. It is estimated that it will take in more than 16 million per day this weekend. In the opening weekend alone, it will recover all its production costs. Another week, and all the "hype" costs will be covered as well.... After that, it's all gravy!

    2. Re:Godzilla movie from the POV of the civilians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. Movie at least turns a profit on the theatrical release
      2. Profit
      3. DVD with some extras comes out
      4. Profit
      5. "Special Edition" DVD comes out with second disc with more back story (WTF *was* the monster?)
      6. Profit
      7. "Directors Cut Special Edition" DVD comes out with nearly a second movie on the third disc, with even *more* back story...
      8. ***PROFIT*** ;-) There, fixed it for you.
    3. Re:Godzilla movie from the POV of the civilians... by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 1

      WTF *was* the monster?


      Watch the very last scene in the movie carefully (where they are on the ferris wheel at Coney Island).
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  39. Re:Name the Damn thing by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm nominating Shub-Niggurath

    I can live with that but Abrams has already said there is no Lovecraft tie in. Thank god it wasn't Godzilla.

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    My fucking hair now smells like strawberry but on the upside it does have a nice bounce.

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  40. Re:I thought it was pretty good. Some umor... by orangepeel · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The silence at your particular theater at that specific scene also happened at the one I was at.

    That's as much a testament to this story's power as anything.

    I think that's true to an extent, but I also think it has to do with the fact that we've had a few major disasters in the USA within the last 10 years. First 9/11, and then New Orleans. Consequently I think most reasonably mature people above a certain age have had plenty of time to have contemplated what it would be like to lose someone during a disaster.

    Of course the whole movie was set in New York. And shortly after the monster first appears, there's a scene in the street that looked similar to how things looked in NYC when the first WTC tower collapsed. I think this movie meshed very, very well with the fears of our times. Not about aliens of course -- the alien was necessary because they didn't want to make it strictly like some type of plausible disaster rehash. Without an alien the story would have been too limiting, and the plot too obvious. No, they had a winning formula here. It was very well done.

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  41. Re:Movie watching for those with very young childr by Aaron32 · · Score: 1

    Damn! Where were you when my kids were that age! Yeah, I know I should have thought of it.. .but I didn't.

  42. Vertigo killed this film by Deathlizard · · Score: 2, Informative

    Generally, I liked the premise of this film, but the shaky cam literialy killed it for me. After 45-60 minutes of non stop camera going in every direction possible, you just can't watch it without losing your head, and you tend to just zone out and listen at the rest of the film. One of my friends literaly couldn't breathe for a few minutes due to the vertigo.

    At some point they should have made him turn on steadycam or maybe they should have made Hud a Video Camera professional by trade to explain some more camera steadiness in the film.

    It wouldn't surprise me if they make a Cloverfield "Vertigo free edition" When it comes out on DVD and hopefully if they make a sequel, they'll use a news crew team to tell the story. At least I would hope their camera shots would be less all over the place.

    On an kinda off topic note, this is why I like full size video cameras over handheld ones. The full size camers were infinetly easier to keep steady over the handheld ones. and with today's tech they could be a lot lighter and easier to use. (not to mention hold a full size hard drive or DVD) At least they make the sholder mounts for the handheld ones I guess.

    1. Re:Vertigo killed this film by dubl-u · · Score: 2, Insightful

      After 45-60 minutes of non stop camera going in every direction possible, you just can't watch it without losing your head,

      I definitely found it a little disorienting, but scary movies often play on disorientation, so for me it was just part of the effect. I went to see it with a dozen people, and we all enjoyed it. We all had a couple of drinks in us, though, so perhaps a little anesthesia helps.

    2. Re:Vertigo killed this film by sacrilicious · · Score: 1
      It wouldn't surprise me if they make a Cloverfield "Vertigo free edition"

      That's a great idea. And the studios needn't be involved, it could be done by a single enthusiast with motion-tracking/stabilizing vid software, and distributed on the net. Hope to see it soon.

      --
      - First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then ???, then profit.
    3. Re:Vertigo killed this film by Dirtside · · Score: 1

      I don't have any statistical data on how many people are bothered by ShakyCam(tm), but neither I nor any of the five people I saw it with had any problem with it. (I'm essentially immune to motion sickness, personally; never once been sick on a boat, plane, roller coaster, Bourne movie, etc.)

      --
      "Destroy science and religion. Science would re-emerge exactly the same; but not religion." - Penn Jillette, paraphrased
    4. Re:Vertigo killed this film by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even though I wasn't affected by the shaky cam (FPS veteran here, mostly unaffected by motion dissonance), based on the stench in the theater when we sat down for the movie, somebody at the previous showing definitely was. :P

  43. View Crappy Bootleg of teaser here... by krswan · · Score: 1
  44. what the hell by deathtopaulw · · Score: 0, Troll

    I can't quite figure out if not only the submitter, but everyone commenting is being paid to hype this.
    HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY ANALYZE A MOVIE MADE IN THE LAST 25 YEARS
    THERE HAS BEEN NOTHING GOOD
    NOTHING

    you want to see a movie, get a netflix account and grab stuff by tarkovsky, lang, kurosawa, godard, herzog.... SOMEONE WITH REAL TALENT

    but don't act like you're some sort of intellectual because you're analyzing a fucking godzilla knockoff made in 2008 you fucking tools

    1. Re:what the hell by CMF+Risk · · Score: 1

      I see the Movie Geek from "Beat the Geeks" now just posts on Slashdot.

      Or is this comic book guy's brother, movie snob guy?

    2. Re:what the hell by feyhunde · · Score: 1
      Let's see, last 25 years. Let's start off with Blade Runner which I now have the Final Cut.

      Going into general movies, we've got Schindler's List, Silence of the Lambs, The Abyss, Shawshank Redemption, Pulp Fiction, Die Hard, Saving Private Ryan, Life is Beautiful, City of God, Hero, LotR, Unforgiven, Fargo, Hoop Dreams, Goodfellas.

      Unless you're a total snob, you'll like one of those...

      --
      I'd say more, but my guild is raiding.
    3. Re:what the hell by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Even a total snob will like Life if Beautiful, City of Gold, Fargo and probably Goodfellas.

    4. Re:what the hell by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 1

      I thought Juno was amazing. Definitely something everyone should see once.

    5. Re:what the hell by zenkonami · · Score: 1

      Kurosawa's "Dreams", made in 1990...one of the most beautiful movies ever made...18 years ago.

      And don't tell me "Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou" doesn't even get a nod from your internationalist elitism.

      --

      Do You Experiment?
  45. Genre Bending by dropframe · · Score: 1

    I enjoyed it. Yes, it was a monster movie, but it was very immersive and exciting (after the opening party scenes), and it thankfully lacked these tired, stereotypical scenes:

    - projectiles/ships arriving from space (except... yeah, I know)
    - guys in glasses and clean pressed lab coats with white boards
    - roomsful of army mucketymucks looking at giant maps and arguing
    - bombastic orchestral score
    - dashing square-jawed muscle-men who perform unlikely physical feats and save the day

    Some people think you NEED this stuff to make a good monster movie. Yes, I got a bit woozy at first. I bet that's why they left the datestamp on so long at the beginning, to give you a visual anchor til you got used to the motion. I was impressed with the way they incorporated the effects -- I'm sure it was a lot harder than most people think. Kudos to Abrams, Reeves, Goddard and crew.

  46. Too much love story... by BrunoBigfoot · · Score: 1

    not enough monster movie. The movie was good when the action sequences got going. Then it was excitement-inducing, but still not as much as I'd liked.

    There was a bit too much backstory at the beginning. The fact that Rob and Beth had a relationship could have been said at the party without the the shots at the beginning. I didn't like the ending very well either. They said their goodbyes, presumably died in the following explosions, and we got to see their day at Coney Island. I didn't care enough about them to begin with to be moved by this. The fellow holding the camera for most of the movie was fairly good, injecting just enough comedic bits. Although, when he gets killed, if you look at how the monster attacks, I would think that the top half of him would have been gone and the camera would have been in the monster's gullet. If there was a shot after of the camera seeing a slit of light as the creature was being dissected after being killed, that would have been interesting.

    That being said, there were things about the movie I did like. The first-person perspective, although Blair-Witchy (and that was the first thing everyone in the theatre noticed) was, I admit, interesting. The Japan references were cute, making one think of Godzilla. The way things came full circle when Rob and Beth said their goodbyes on camera like everybody did for Rob (again, Blair Witch, but not as dumb). The good bits like fighting off the spiders, the disemboweled soldier, and Marlena exploding. That was what I came to see.

    But it was a letdown for me. With the ads never showing what the creature looked like, I was geared up a bit. It was like that movie The Invisible. I was expecting a ghost story, but some of the scenes in the trailers had been cut, and it turned out to be a love story, and not a very good one at that. To rate it on a scale of zero to ten, I'd give it a six.

    1. Re:Too much love story... by edflyerssn007 · · Score: 1

      That little tag on the end of Rob and Beth at Coney Island was very important actually. If you pay attention in the background of the shot, a "meteor" comes down streaking into the water behind them. That's a little bit about the origin of the "monster."

      -Ed

      --
      So you see what had happened was....
  47. shenanigans by pxlmusic · · Score: 1

    i know why he came back for the chick -- but i think the story should have gone in a different direction. goddamn abrams and his not-telling-the-audience-anything shenanigans.

    --
    "If for any reason you're not satisfied with our service, I hate you."
    1. Re:shenanigans by ZonkerWilliam · · Score: 1

      but i think the story should have gone in a different direction. goddamn abrams and his not-telling-the-audience-anything shenanigans. My thoughts exactly, I felt so let down by this movie when I left. I wasn't even sure what type of movie it was, a Monster Horror flick? sort of, a love story? sort of, did neither of them very well I thought. It felt that most of the action was taking place off camera.
    2. Re:shenanigans by thomas.galvin · · Score: 1

      i know why he came back for the chick -- but i think the story should have gone in a different direction.

      goddamn abrams and his not-telling-the-audience-anything shenanigans. Here's the thing... our imaginations are almost always better than what they can put up on screen, because our imaginations are what we want the story to be about. What is this thing? Where did it come from? What does it want? Fill in the blanks for yourself. Was it a Great Old One? A recently-awoken and pissed off dinosaur? An alien that fell to earth on a meteorite?

      If they answered this question, the reaction would have almost universally been "oh, well then." But they don't. They keep the speculation alive. It's a tease, but an effective one.
    3. Re:shenanigans by pxlmusic · · Score: 1

      I know...it felt a little anti-climactic.

      --
      "If for any reason you're not satisfied with our service, I hate you."
  48. *SPOILERS* The Very End by Scorpinox · · Score: 3, Informative

    *stop reading if yer a spoilers nazi*

    Anyone else notice at the very very end, when they're at coney island, in the background you see something fall from the sky into the ocean near a boat. To me this is them trying to say the monster came from space, chilled out in the ocean for about a month, then came out and smashed stuff up.

    1. Re:*SPOILERS* The Very End by DocJohn · · Score: 1

      I didn't notice that, but I would encourage moviegoers to stay until they *very* end of the credits... There's a whisper at the end. Spoiler of what the whisper says (when played backwards, no less):

      http://cloverfield.despoiler.org/index.php?title=Miscellaneous#The_Whisper

    2. Re:*SPOILERS* The Very End by Elsapotk421 · · Score: 1

      I noticed it also and found it kind of eerie when the girl said,"Today was a good day." My girlfriend was clutching my hand very tightly through the whole movie and my opinion was that it was a good monster movie. not epic but good.

      --
      We came,we saw, we kicked it's ass!
    3. Re:*SPOILERS* The Very End by cjp · · Score: 1

      Wasn't there some newscast talking about a piece falling off a Russian satellite or something too? So, Russian zero gravity experiment gone wrong?

  49. eyeballs anyone? by djupedal · · Score: 1

    "I'm posting this so you guys can have a place to talk amongst yourselves..."

    And the fact that /. is a supposed $-making enterprise has NOTHING to do with such an ideal - riiiiggghhht.

  50. CLOVERFIELD by grpeters_89 · · Score: 1

    PLEASE DONT LISTEN TO THE BULL SHIT!!!!!!! This movie is one of the best movies I ever seeen. IF you want a monter movie then you got it...but what make this movie great is that it is in the eyes of the helplesss victims and it seeems so real. I makes you feel that you are living with they are living, you some how become a part of the movie... It really bothers me that most people can sit down and use there imaginations for once... THIS MOVIE FUCKING ROCKS.....I just dont get how they made everything look so real, nothing about this movie looks fake and that why I ( a starting Linebacker at smc tranferring to USC) was gripping my seat..... I am going to see it again tonite and tomm...... SEEE IT PLEASE...

  51. See it in theaters by naturalog · · Score: 1

    If there's even a small chance that you will ever want to see this movie, see it in theaters! Unless you have a sound system so good that it sets off seismometers, you won't have the same experience at home. Yes, the camera can be slightly disorienting, but the choice to film it from that point of view gives them so many amazing angles and effects that you would never imagine. There is no way the movie could have been better with a conventional setup. Finally, as someone before me mentioned, the Star Trek trailer was reason enough to see this.

    1. Re:See it in theaters by VillageDolt · · Score: 1

      How 'bout seeing a pirated version on a 21" CRT with headphones? OK guys, start uploading those cam files!

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      justa lurker
  52. Caught a 12:01am Friday screening... by phillymjs · · Score: 1

    ...and the theater was PACKED. I don't think it was sold out, but it was close-- and this was in the largest auditorium in the multiplex. Say what you will about the movie, but the marketing for it was absolutely perfect from the word go, in terms of building anticipation. People were stoked to see this, probably from the moment that weird, untitled teaser nearly stole Transformers' thunder 6 months ago. They showed an unusually large number of trailers before starting the movie, and the audience was getting really restless and jeering when the last two green bands appeared instead of the "And now, our Feature Presentation" graphic. A huge cheer went up when the Bad Robot logo finally hit the screen.

    (Spoilers ahead, so consider yourself warned...)

    As for the movie, loved it. The first 20 minutes were a little slow, but we do need a little time to get to know the characters and settle in before all hell breaks loose. The "ShakyCam" stuff was just this side of annoying, because it's hard to really get a good look at some things when they're all over the frame-- of course, that's probably the intended effect, to induce in the audience some of the "what was that, what the HELL is going on???" confusion that the characters are feeling. The camera's viewpoint also sucks the viewer in and makes you feel like you're there-- in the tunnels, my heart was pounding; same with the scene in the park after the chopper crash, when Hud retrieves the camera and the monster is standing over him-- I was sitting in my seat holding my breath and thinking "OhGodpleasedon'tlookdown, ohGodpleasedon'tlookdown!" It was so quiet at that moment in the theater, I think that was true of most of the audience. There were definitely some effects shots that evoked memories of 9/11 and made me shudder a bit, especially given the 'you are there' viewpoint, but it wasn't gratuitous-- just about the right amount of mayhem you'd expect when a 25 story tall monster is smashing its way through Manhattan.

    I will probably catch it again with friends at some point, because nobody wanted to go with me to the midnight show, and I just really want to get another look at it.

    ~Philly

    1. Re:Caught a 12:01am Friday screening... by ilcylic · · Score: 1

      when Hud retrieves the camera and the monster is standing over him-- I was sitting in my seat holding my breath and thinking "OhGodpleasedon'tlookdown, ohGodpleasedon'tlookdown!"

      Hunh. I was thinking "Where's a Barrett when you really need one?"

  53. Loved it - Hence the review by fishthegeek · · Score: 1

    With the exception of some bizarre temporal displacement (crossing HOW many city blocks in mere minutes?) the movie was fantastic. I love the big ugly monster genre and this was by far the best of it's breed if you're willing to accept that you are watching a movie about a home movie about an event. The Americanized Godzilla movie turned out to be a metric butt-load of suck and we have been without monsteriffic destruction for too many years.

    The military scenes were the best. You weren't watching the scene from three camera angles, you were in there and it was great. I felt more involved in the movie as a result of the first person point of view even if the jerkiness was a little disconcerting at times.

    --
    load "$",8,1
  54. My Review by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 5, Informative

    I just posted a review on my blog: http://blakeyrat.com/2008/01/19/cloverfield/

    I'll paste the text here, but I'm still thinking of going back and revising it.

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    The one sentence review: Cloverfield is unfortunately kind of disappointing, and bring your Dramamine if you're sitting close to the screen.

    Look, I like kaiju movies. I like serious Godzilla, the Godzilla of the 50s and 90s. I like crazy Godzilla, the Godzilla of every other decade. Yes, even Godzilla's Revenge. (What? It's funny... don't look at me like that.) I like crazy Gamera, and I believe honestly that Gamera truly is friend to all children. I like the serious Gamera of the 90s, which are still pretty crazy when you think about them, just with more gruesome effects. I even like Garuda, even though it's not really in the same genre.

    I'm also the first person to proudly say that despite its name, kaiju movies are an American invention, damnit. Even if you don't think King Kong counts, there's still this awesome little flicked named The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms which not only fits the genre's conventions perfectly, but was released a year and change before the original Godzilla and had special effects by Ray Harryhausen and was written by Ray Bradbury and you really can't beat that.

    So what I'm getting at here is you'd think I'd enjoy Cloverfield simply by default, and I didn't really. It had some moments that were truly worthwhile, but the film as a whole just didn't gel for me for whatever reason. And it didn't help that...

    Spoilers Ahead ... the monster sucked! All I can say about the monster is that it's a good thing the cast and crew kept it such a tight-lipped secret, because if they'd released photos of it I think it would have hurt their chances at the box office. Yes, gentle viewers, New York was being destroyed by a monster that not only had killer lice, but literally could not stand upright. Being one hundred feet tall? Scary. Waddling around on flippers? Not scary. The two even out to give the general reaction, "eh." When the reaction to the main character of your film is "eh" (and let's face it, people go to kaiju films to see the monster), then you got problems.

    The second problem is that Cloverfield doesn't explain anything. Where does the monster come from? I dunno. Why is it in Manhatten? No clue. How come when the little killer lice bite you your head explodes? Shrug. I'm ignoring the questions that apply to all monster/horror movies, such as: "how come weapons that can penetrate 20 thick reinforced concrete are useless against fleshy creature?" and "why the hell are they just standing there gaping when they're in mortal danger?" Even Spielberg's War of the Worlds gave a BS explanation for the alien's presence. (They buried the spaceships a million years ago, then teleported into them under cover of a thunderstorm... God that movie sucked.)

    Cloverfield also makes use of the new popular technique to make movies and TV shows look "more real" by not using a steadicam at all. Actually, the entire movie is a first-person viewpoint from a camcorder held by one of the characters, which flashbacks provided by the un-erased parts of the tape he was recording on, so that when the camera jogs or skips you see a few minutes of what it recorded a couple weeks before the events of the movie. I thought that was pretty clever. I'm not a huge hater of the hand-held camera look like a lot of people are, but I do want to warn you if you're going to see the movie that this camera movies. There are several-minute long scenes of it pointing randomly downwards while the characters are running. There's one shot where the camera falls 40 to the ground. (I want to know what model that is, damn it's durable.) Unlike, say, I Am Legend or Battlestar Galactica which are filmed with hand-held cameras that are held pretty steady, the camera in Cloverfield really, really moves. I sat too close to the screen, don't make the mistake I did.

    So, in short, despite some exciting moments, I think the negatives of Cloverfield outweight the positives and I left the theater pretty disappointed.

    1. Re:My Review by DigitalDisplacement · · Score: 2, Informative

      The second problem is that Cloverfield doesn't explain anything. Where does the monster come from? I dunno. Why is it in Manhatten? No clue.


      You apparently missed the last shot where you see something fall from the sky into the ocean (I did too, a friend pointed it out). That should answer these two questions at least ...
    2. Re:My Review by vonFrenchie · · Score: 2, Informative

      ---SPOILERS---

      Where does the monster come from? Outer space possibly, all I know is that in the Coney Island footage toward the end where Beth is saying how great her day was you can clearly see in the background, that is if you weren't paying attention to Beth, something very large fall from the sky and into the water. I've been to Coney Island and large objects dont just fall from the sky. Sure there was a bit of plot in that little clip that is obvious, but its all about the details.

      Another thing. What flippers? It looked like the monster had arms without hands, which still isn't very intimidating.

      You're right, that camera went through alot. Thrown to the ground several times, dropped when Hud was attacked... twice (one of which was a fall of several stories), survived a helicopter crash, AND a bridge fell on it. Sony has really made strides in their cameras, powerful flashlight, night vision, INSANE battery life and now there indestructible. But then again if the camera broke the first time Hud dropped it the movie would be really short and all we would see are those creepy lice.

      Lastly, (this post is much longer than I intended) I'm sick of the whole; RPGs, machine guns, tanks, fighter jets and bombers... cant stop this thing. Its cheesy, its over done, we saw King Kong pluck a plane from the sky one to many times. I'd get it if it were bombed and still alive but NO WAY could it have jumped and attacked that helicopter.

      There is a lot more to this movie than we first thought. Be ready for a sequel or 6, comic books, novels, maybe even tv shows. I just want to know what happens to Rob, Beth, Lily, the rest of the party, does Jason actually die, why did Marlena explode (saddest part of the whole movie for me. 33% of the eye candy was gone), and what exactly happened to Hud.

    3. Re:My Review by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      No, I heard a radio caller mention that before I saw the movie, and I can definitely say that was NOT in the edit of the movie I saw. I watched that scene very carefully looking for it. In any case, it still doesn't resolve any questions, since the old footage was like 3 weeks before the attack... even if I had seen that, what was going on for those 3 weeks?

    4. Re:My Review by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Where does the monster come from? Outer space possibly, all I know is that in the Coney Island footage toward the end where Beth is saying how great her day was you can clearly see in the background, that is if you weren't paying attention to Beth, something very large fall from the sky and into the water.

      I keep seeing this mentioned, and I swear to God it's not in the version I saw. I wonder if there's two edits of the film going around. Someone actually mentioned the 'thing falling from the sky' before I went into the theater, so I was specifically looking for it. I don't know, maybe I'm totally nuts, but I was looking specifically for it, and it wasn't there.

      like I replied to another poster, though, that still doesn't explain crap. What happened in the three weeks after it fell and before it attacked, for instance? If the thing falling was even the monster at all. They could have thrown us a bone and put in a news clip talking about investigating the meteor that fell or something.

    5. Re:My Review by oc80z · · Score: 1

      Spoilers Ahead ... the monster sucked! All I can say about the monster is that it's a good thing the cast and crew kept it such a tight-lipped secret, because if they'd released photos of it I think it would have hurt their chances at the box office. Yes, gentle viewers, New York was being destroyed by a monster that not only had killer lice, but literally could not stand upright. Being one hundred feet tall? Scary. Waddling around on flippers? Not scary. The two even out to give the general reaction, "eh." When the reaction to the main character of your film is "eh" (and let's face it, people go to kaiju films to see the monster), then you got problems. The second problem is that Cloverfield doesn't explain anything. Where does the monster come from? I dunno. Why is it in Manhatten? No clue. How come when the little killer lice bite you your head explodes? Shrug. I'm ignoring the questions that apply to all monster/horror movies, such as: "how come weapons that can penetrate 20 thick reinforced concrete are useless against fleshy creature?" and "why the hell are they just standing there gaping when they're in mortal danger?" Even Spielberg's War of the Worlds gave a BS explanation for the alien's presence. (They buried the spaceships a million years ago, then teleported into them under cover of a thunderstorm... God that movie sucked.) You certainly do not know that Mr Spielberg re-did the 1953 picture. The Sea Monster's external skeleton was designed to withstand the depth of 6 Miles, at about 2,252,916 Pounds of Pressure per Foot. Heh.. The movie was a kick ass thriller, Horror, and Dark Humor.. Oh yeah, and the Goth Chick loved the gushing bite marks after the attack from the lil' snappers....... How krad is a suicidegirl(.com) chick in a movie! She was getting off from the pain! The movie is AMAZING. Almost made me feel THERE. And had some Dark military perspective and behind the scenes. The movie had people Laughing, Crying, Gasping, Awing, Dizzy, and Confused. ALL FREAKING RIGHT!
    6. Re:My Review by flabbergast · · Score: 1

      The second problem is that Cloverfield doesn't explain anything.

      I enjoyed that aspect of the movie. I don't remember the beginning of the movie precisely, but I thought it framed the movie in the sense of "The Department of Defense has no idea what Cloverfield is, and this is the best intel we have on the monster." From that perspective, not only don't *we* know what's going on, but the military doesn't know what's going on either. And that was the whole point of the movie, wasn't it? Unlike Bourne or Bond, we don't get the nifty clips of the baddies to tell us their nefarious plot. In these types of movies the audience always seems to have knowledge that the protagonist doesn't. Or even movies like Godzilla which always has the professor/doctor plot device: "Godzilla was created because of our atomic weapons testing!" We're supposed to be Hud; we don't know what's going on and we're there for the ride. I found that to be quite refreshing.

    7. Re:My Review by MrKaos · · Score: 1
      I thought 'meh' it was ok, but your right on about Sony's new camera's, where can I get one.

      I'm sick of the whole; RPGs, machine guns, tanks, fighter jets and bombers... cant stop this thing. Its cheesy, its over done, we saw King Kong
      The whole "use the army to rescue us" is a hang over from post world war II movies, time for something new there, although it's does make me wonder if the army has been trained to deal with 100 meter tall monsters. My initial thought's were, "Hey, it's Double 0 Godzilla, with alien like stuff", it's not bad - but it's not good either, or for that matter original. It borrows from Godzilla(King Kong), Aliens and Blare Witch(with less annoying camera)".

      I lust after a truly engaging Sci Fi, and REAL Sci Fi WITH BALLS(tm). Star Trek and Star Wars aren't Sci Fi to me - they are sci fantasy. Alien(s) was so good it was both sci fi and horror. Blade Runner yes, Abyss yes --- 2001 - Benchmark, but movies aren't made for you and me, they're made for the kids, who haven't seen this before so they can go "WHOO HOO krad - that's wicked". Maybe A.C.Clarke will make a Rama or Fountains, I heard rumors...

      It's been a long time, what with remakes and redo's and sequels, since Hollywood has come up with anything interesting. Mainly because movie making is no longer a craft, it's a product that has to minimise risk to produce a return. Not so good that it fucks your head and you HAVE to go back and see it 37 times, but good enough so that you won't pass over it in the video store because your girlfriend hasn't seen it at the movies and you think 'why not - it was ok'.

      --
      My ism, it's full of beliefs.
    8. Re:My Review by vonFrenchie · · Score: 1

      The whole "use the army to rescue us" is a hang over from post world war II movies, time for something new there, although it's does make me wonder if the army has been trained to deal with 100 meter tall monsters.
      It is pretty annoying but honestly, if a monster attacked a major city, there isn't a better example than New York or Tokyo, don't you think the army would be the first line of defense. The Rambo-like hero figure doesn't come on for a while, if there is one. The army is a solid out in a movie like this but it would be nice to see a monster movie that goes with a more Transformers approach. That is, we obviously can't just kick the crap out of this thing, we have to be smart about it.

      When the monster is over Hud I thought, "Why don't they just shoot it in the head?" Those air sacks on the side of its face can't be too strong. Then again, in monster movies the army fights hard but not necessarily smart.

      I thought 'meh' it was ok, but your right on about Sony's new camera's, where can I get one.
      It would be really sweet to see the company that made the cameras they used, its probably Sony, start advertising cameras as "AS USED IN CLOVERFIELD!" It would just be some more cash for JJ Abrams and the gang.
    9. Re:My Review by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your review shows a sore lack of understanding of the fundamental story of the movie. The movie was NOT about the monster, New York City, the military, or the attack. The movie was about Rob and Beth. That should have been completely obvious from the first few minutes of the film, and the end of the film, while being supported by the numerous times we see the filming of the attack stop, which then switches back to the previous recording Rob made with Beth. Also, that was the point of what takes place during the party. It is essential to the story behind Rob and Beth and explains why Rob decides to go after Beth. The movie was about the people trying to survive; it was about Rob trying to save the girl he loves.
      There is a deep, complex, and intriguing story behind the monster attack that is currently taking place (and has been for the last few months) as a viral marketing/alternate reality game on the internet, but is not essential to understanding the movie itself. Though, it does involve the main characters from the movie and does revolve around the monster attack and the story behind the monster attack - the monster was actually following the tanker seen in the beginning (hence why it attacked New York) and is related to the job that Rob was leaving to Japan for (Slusho - numerous placements of Slusho merchandise are in clear sight throughout the movie).

    10. Re:My Review by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      the army fights hard but not necessarily smart.

      ergo, laser guided ordinance.

      , don't you think the army would be the first line of defense.
      Nope, the army's job is war, not rescue. If it was the reaction to Hurricane Katrina would have been a lot different, but then that's conjecture, I don't think we are going to see a 100 meter tall monster ripping apart our cities any time soon.

      Touch wood.

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    11. Re:My Review by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      There is a deep, complex, and intriguing story behind the monster attack that is currently taking place (and has been for the last few months) as a viral marketing/alternate reality game on the internet, but is not essential to understanding the movie itself. Though, it does involve the main characters from the movie and does revolve around the monster attack and the story behind the monster attack - the monster was actually following the tanker seen in the beginning (hence why it attacked New York) and is related to the job that Rob was leaving to Japan for (Slusho - numerous placements of Slusho merchandise are in clear sight throughout the movie).

      Yes, well, I want to spend an hour and a half watching a monster movie. I don't want to spend 80 hours of my life reading dozens of websites to get a story that could have been explained, in the movie, in two minutes.

    12. Re:My Review by vonFrenchie · · Score: 1

      Sorry about that, the National Guard would be the first line of defense. But considering our certain situation they are at war too so... the SWAT Team? It isn't really a rescue mission, it's more of a defense mission so I'm saying National Guard. It is their job to protect the nation from an attack.

    13. Re:My Review by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      Indeed, The National Guard would seem like a logical choice, with the army called in to back them up.

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    14. Re:My Review by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This has probably been said in another reply, but I'll just say it anyway for emphasis: This was not a "kaiju" movie. If you went in expecting one, you were setting yourself up to be disappointed. The monster was not the main character. The monster was just a plot device for the characters to react to.

    15. Re:My Review by Athaulf · · Score: 1

      Well, a friend of mine said he heard the monster was just a child during the movie... So maybe it came to Earth as an egg or something? But yeah, I definitely missed it as well...

    16. Re:My Review by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... the monster sucked! All I can say about the monster is that it's a good thing the cast and crew kept it such a tight-lipped secret, because if they'd released photos of it I think it would have hurt their chances at the box office. Yes, gentle viewers, New York was being destroyed by a monster that not only had killer lice, but literally could not stand upright. Being one hundred feet tall? Scary. Waddling around on flippers? Not scary.

      I think you're right. They would have been much better off with their original monster concept ;)
    17. Re:My Review by Swordsmanus · · Score: 1
      A few nitpicks:

      The second problem is that Cloverfield doesn't explain anything. Where does the monster come from? I dunno. Why is it in Manhatten? No clue.

      Well, supposedly if you look at the upper right area of the screen right before the credits, you do get a clue as to where it came from and why it's in Manhattan. It's pretty easy to miss, though.

      How come when the little killer lice bite you your head explodes?

      Actually it's the body that exploded. It never seemed to me like it was the head blowing up. To further back this up, there's a youtube clip of it happening in slow motion. Should be pretty easy to find. Anyway, it seems pretty logical that if you get bit in the body and then your body explodes and the doctors want to quarantine you for being bit, you probably got impregnated with a (implausibly) quick-growing, quick-hatching egg.

      Anyway, I don't blame you much for missing or confusing those details. Watching that movie's epileptic camera work and missing your save seems to inflict a -10 penalty to spot checks.

    18. Re:My Review by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      The second problem is that Cloverfield doesn't explain anything.
      Thus making the movie scarier in the process? I think this (and the shaky camera stuff) is what is evoking all the Blair Witch comparisons. That's unfair though, since this monster was definitely real and they show it enough for it not to be scary in the imaginary way.
    19. Re:My Review by barryfandango · · Score: 1

      The lack of explanation is the whole point. It's not some colossal mistake by the filmmaker. This is an action/romance story set against the backdrop of a kaiju. Since they went with the "blair witch" concept, we're bound to the camera-holding characters for the length of the film and we experience the same mystery and terror that they do, of not knowing what the hell is going on. They could have revealed more details through dialogue picked up by the camera in our heroes' journey, but I think that would have been too expository. I liked not knowing.

      To put it another way: would you have found the film more satisfying if there was a title card shown before the end credits? "The monster was from mars. Eventually they killed it. Conventional bombs don't hurt it because of... adamantium. The girl who escaped in the helicopter went on to find happiness, The End."

      Finally: handheld is not a "new popular technique," google the french new wave.

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    20. Re:My Review by superascal · · Score: 1

      i also missed that scene

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  55. Re:Motion sick prone, beware. Otherwise, decent. by pxlmusic · · Score: 1

    exactly. there were a couple of times where i had to look away so i could shake my head and refocus my eyes. i didn't get dizzy, but that shaky camera does wear on you.

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  56. blair witch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if you think that the blair witch project sucked than you're an idiot who has no idea how to involve themselves with a film. i hope you morons keep away from the theaters. we don't want you there. go and pirate the films instead and hopefully you'll get your ass sued.

    1. Re:blair witch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, because hands rubbing against a tent is scary. So is a camera shoved so far into a person's face that their breath starts fogging the lens. Oh, and I won't mention how terrifying the person urinating in the basement corner at the end was.

  57. Symbolism anyone? by Phobos23 · · Score: 1

    Am I the only person who reads terrorism symbols into this?

    The monster attacks unexpectedly, resulting in some very 9/11 moments. People run and try to help others as they can.

    Then the military runs in and tries to kill it, but can't. Nobody knows what it is, and it drops small agents wherever it goes that are hard to find.

    1. Re:Symbolism anyone? by Ron_Fitzgerald · · Score: 1

      I personally don't see the connection to 9/11 other than it being in New York but on this, there a couple of times during the panic and mayhem that someone in the background asks "Is it terrorists?" at least twice.

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  58. Good is a very, very relative term. by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
    The best films I've seen have all be in my local co-op theater, films you will never likely see promoted in your regular cinema chain. They play every Sunday lots of great stuff I've never or barely heard of. --I finally got around to seeing Baraka over the holidays. It was wonderful! --Though, I also watched the latest X-Men film, and even though it was a series of cliches, I enjoyed the heck out of that as well, and I spent an afternoon hashing it out with a bunch of comics geeks.

    Though, with regards to movies older than 25 years. . , I also watched "My Dinner with Andre". That was awesome!

    As for this Cloverfield thing. . . I love a good monster movie, but Abrams is such a clone, I think I'll go to watch it knowing that half the fun will be in trying afterwards to pin down exactly what it is about his story-telling style which makes me feel as though my brain is being forced to into a lower-functioning state where the panorama of human reactions is reduced to black & white mono with Dolby Noise Reduction. Is he a reflection of the American public today, or is he just a tool being used by the Powers That Be to force everybody's brains to 'think' like a bunch of anti-depressant junkies. 'Lost' and 'Alias' were both so entirely fake and offensive that I think the man might actually benefit from a dose of electroshock therapy in the hopes that it might perhaps jump-start the rest of his cognitive awareness, --if indeed they exist somewhere in his cranium.

    Can you imagine living in a world where canned emotional responses are the norm? I'd seriously want to shoot myself, though of course with the mind being what it is, you wouldn't even be aware that your brain was only firing on one cylinder.

    But there have certainly been some productions in the last decade which were fantastic. --The animated Miyazaki features have all been well worth the rental price.


    -FL

  59. Re:Movie watching for those with very young childr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Babysitters anyone? And if you are fortunate to have relatives near by, particularly grandparents, they'll watch the child(ren) for free. Grandparents love time with their grandkids.

  60. Cloverfield Explanation by snowlick · · Score: 1
    I've seen a lot of people complaining about the lack of exposition on the monster. You can piece together a pretty solid picture of what happened by browsing the info they leaked online. Google time.

    Rob was going to Japan, right? The company he was going to work for makes Slusho, a new drink out of Japan. They hired him to help translate the brand to an American audience. The secret ingredient is something called "Seabed's Nectar". Apparently this part was mined from the sea floor by Tagruato Industries. While they were mining it, some kind of accident took place in the days leading up to the attack on New York. The drilling rig collapsed, presumably because the monster was woken. The "news footage" is here: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9a8_1199705318

    As a further tie in, the tanker that exploded in the harbor was a Tagruato ship. It seems that they woke the creature on the sea floor, ala gojira, it followed a tanker to the city, and voila.

    From Abrams:

    "He's a baby. He's brand-new. He's confused, disoriented and irritable. And he's been down there in the water for thousands and thousands of years."
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    1. Re:Cloverfield Explanation by Scuff · · Score: 1

      You know, that explanation of following the tanker from Japan would have made a lot more sense if the movie was based on the west coast.

    2. Re:Cloverfield Explanation by snowlick · · Score: 1

      The destroyed Chaui Station was "dangerously close to the coast of connecticut". The tanker was coming from the station, not japan.

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    3. Re:Cloverfield Explanation by gatkinso · · Score: 1

      Then what was that thing hitting the water at the end of the movie?

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    4. Re:Cloverfield Explanation by Wildfire+Darkstar · · Score: 1

      Watch the linked video. Tagruato is a Japan-based multinational: their operations are worldwide. The viral marketing video is about the collapse of the Tagruato-owned Chuai Station in the Mid-Atlantic Ridge off the coast of New England. If the monster came from the ocean, it was most likely the Atlantic, not the Pacific.

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    5. Re:Cloverfield Explanation by ichthyoboy · · Score: 0

      Watch the video in the parent's link...the platform was on the Mid-Atlantic Ridge.

    6. Re:Cloverfield Explanation by snowlick · · Score: 1
      I dunno. The entire viral storyline points to the beast woken from the deep explanation. The only place I've found that refutes that is slashfilm:

      Where did the Cloverfield Monster come from? Japan? The ocean near an offshore drilling site (as hinted by the viral)? Not so according to director Matt Reeves, who supposedly told Film School Rejects that an easter egg within the film tells of the Monster's origins. Apparently in the background of the footage that HUD had taped over, when Rob and Beth were at Coney Island, "something suspicious" drops into the water.
      So, I don't know what is up with this massive disconnect between origin stories. Maybe they haven't actually hashed it out yet. Abrams has stated that it's a young creature that has been sleeping for a long time in the ocean.
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    7. Re:Cloverfield Explanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Monster goes through the Panama Canal like everyone else.

  61. Re:Name the Damn thing by ckaminski · · Score: 1

    +1 WTF: Spit coffee out my nose!

  62. Re:Movie watching for those with very young childr by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
    That's awesome! --Because when you're at the film, being next to a friend or a lover means very little since you're not paying attention to each other. You might as well be alone. --Unless you're sixteen, and throwing popcorn and making out are on the available options list, the fun is generally in the discussion after the fact. Nice ploy!

    Live theater and musical events are best enjoyed together, though. They both offer something which can be called a shared experience. --The atmosphere and the uniqueness of a performance in a small club, and the buying drinks for each other and getting cuddly and checking out the other characters and dramas unfolding in the joint and all that. That's when you call a sitter.


    -FL

  63. It's Marmaduke!!!!!!! by vthokiestm · · Score: 1

    I agree. Although there was only one part in the camera work that got me (running off of the bridge). Huck (the guy behind the camera) was great! He's even better in Carpoolers. The ATM and swapping episodes were phenomenal.

  64. There Will be Blood by Enonu · · Score: 1

    OT, but if you have the chance to go out and see a movie soon, try to find a movie house with "There Will be Blood." Critics and movie goers alike have been stunned. Caveat: it's 2 hours 40 minutes long, and not really a date movie (unless you significant other can appreciate good film).

    I'm finished.

    1. Re:There Will be Blood by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      Saw III?

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  65. Good until the end by Wiz · · Score: 1

    I really like it until the end, which I thought was stupid. So they "got to the choppa" and we think they are safe. Then the idiot pilot decides the best course of action is to fly parallel to where the monster is rather than flying away from it, and somehow it manages to jump and knock the down after getting a bunch of bombs dropped on it.

    They survive the crash, yet they don't notice the monster's approach at all (even though you could hear it thumping around for large parts of the film, nice and atmoshperic) until it is literally standing above them. Then it only kills one of them, and lets the other two off.

    Overall though, it thought it was good. Could be nasty if you are too close to the screen though with all the shaky-cam!

    1. Re:Good until the end by SCHecklerX · · Score: 1

      It seemed small to be 'the' monster. I thought it was another one? *shrug*. I also didn't get why bombing the living hell out of the thing didn't hurt it. They were nailing it with heavy artillery pretty much the entire film. Sheesh.

  66. Re:City [Dwellers] by somethinghollow · · Score: 1

    Signs was pretty close to that.

  67. Cloverfield discussion by aronnyc · · Score: 1

    Is it ever possible to depict any New York disaster movie that won't somehow evoke images of 9/11? Yes, of course the images are similar, but I don't see it always as an allusion, at least not the only one. And yes, I'm in NYC and I was there during 9/11. Not that that gives me more or less of a right to talk about it.

  68. Vomit Comet by Fuzzba11 · · Score: 1

    The plot was alright, and the movie had a good balance of intensity & lulls in action, but the shaky cam is unforgivable. I don't go to the theater to watch amateur home movies, it wouldn't have been that hard to make the same movie with a tripod-you can still suck the viewer into the film without making them ride a vomit comet. I wanted to like it, but I don't want to see more of this shaky camera crap.

  69. Loved it by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

    I thought it was a really good movie. I like the clips from a "previous recording" cut throughout the movie that added character development and background.

    It was clearly well-directed, and had a lot of good camera work from the standpoint of composition. I didn't get the impression that they were trying to pass this movie off as low-budget (and having seen it, I would be really surprised if it was low budget). The handy-cam point of view is used entirely for cinematic effect, and not as an attempt to hype the movie. Don't miss this movie just because you think they're trying to hype it. It's an exceptional movie.

    The movie is filled with action and suspense, and is the best scary movie I've seen in a long time. It's also the best "giant monster attacks city" movie I've ever seen.

    I sat at the front of a very large movie screen, and I did not get a headache. Neither did my identical twin brother (for what that's worth).

  70. Some TV techniques don't work on the big screen by tinrobot · · Score: 1

    Shaky cam is great for shows that are viewed on smaller screens, but when you blow it up to a 20 foot movie screen, the picture moves too much and gives people motion sickness.

    I bet it will look fantastic on DVD.

    1. Re:Some TV techniques don't work on the big screen by Svet-Am · · Score: 1

      This must be really prevalent. Our local theatre at Flatiron Crossing in Westminster, CO has a little, apparently hastily typed, note taped to the box office window claiming "due to the filming technique found in the movie CLOVERFIELD, it is not recommended for those prone to motion sickness".

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    2. Re:Some TV techniques don't work on the big screen by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      I bet it will look fantastic on DVD. And it apparently was shot with an HD camera, so it should have an HD DVD or Blu-ray release, though I think the Sony CineAlta F23 would be a bit bulky to be hauling around from a going-away party though an attack on Manhattan. I doubt I'd be handing something like that over to an amateur in a party setting.
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  71. How the Statue of Liberty lost her head by Ranger · · Score: 1

    Apparently the Cloverfield monster did something to her mouth. It's a cartoon that explains it all in graphic detail.

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  72. Watch The Host by desibattousai · · Score: 2, Informative

    The Host (, Goemul - "Monster") is a 2006 South Korean monster film, which also contains elements of comedy and drama films. The film was directed by Bong Joon-ho, who also co-wrote the screenplay, along with Baek Chul-hyun. Starring in the film as members of an unremarkable family thrust into the middle of extraordinary events were Song Kang-ho, Byeon Hee-bong, Park Hae-il, Bae Doona and Ko Ah-seong. The film has been accused of being anti-American, due to the portrayal of Americans in the film, and was lauded for this content in North Korea, a country where anti-American sentiment is high. - Wiki http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Host_(film) I have not see Cloverfeild yet but I think the plot might be the same and I did hear that they were going to make the Host again.

  73. Re:Movie watching for those with very young childr by thomas.galvin · · Score: 1

    Here's the trick my wife and I used for our "dates" when our son was younger - one of us would drop the other off to watch the movie and then go shopping for a couple of hours with child in tow. Then back to the theater where we'd do a hot driver swap, and the first to watch the movie then shopping for a couple of hours with child in tow. Then back to the theater to pick up the other, and we head off to dinner to discuss the movie. We took turns being first. +1 creative, +1 considerate of others who want to watch the movie. You, sir, are a gentleman and a geek.
  74. Motion by AsmordeanX · · Score: 1

    I not quite sure what the attraction is to shakey-cam style. I saw Blair Witch and spent about 50% of the movie looking at the seat in front of me or at the floor. A friend of mine that was working in a theater when BWP was out said he had to clean up at least two piles of vomit after each showing.

    Seriously, what sort of person do you have to be to create a movie that causes people to throw-up, leave the theater, or sit there with their eyes closed?

    I'll pass on Cloverfield until it hits video. At least watching movies like that on a TV are easier on the eyes...unless you happen to own a 150" plasma TV.

  75. Re:City Dwellers by dr_strang · · Score: 1

    Guess you never saw Men In Black, then.

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  76. continuity - SPOILERS by scapermoya · · Score: 1

    forgive me if I missed some of the movie, the camerawork made my friend puke at one point. one part didn't really click for me:

    ***SPOILERS BELOW***

    it seems like they crossed the brooklyn bridge into brooklyn just as the bridge gets destroyed. then, they decide they need to get back into manhattan... and it just sort of happens. "oh look! were in the station for the 6 train!" Was it that they never made it across the bridge to begin with, or did they teleport across the east river? just wondering.

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    1. Re:continuity - SPOILERS by buzzsidecker · · Score: 1

      They never made. The bridge was destroyed as they were trying to cross.

    2. Re:continuity - SPOILERS by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1
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    3. Re:continuity - SPOILERS by scapermoya · · Score: 1

      yeah... I know. that wasn't the point. the point was that i thought they got over to brooklyn before the bridge collapsed, and then were suddenly at a 6 station, which would be a little odd.

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    4. Re:continuity - SPOILERS by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

      Oh, ok... no they were just past the first pylon when the monster trashed the middle of the bridge. The characters were strung out with Jake/Jason, whatever his name was in the lead followed by Marlena and Lilly, and then Rob and Hud.

      Rob gets Beth's call and stops, Hud yells for the rest to stop. Beth and Lilly stop and then tell whatever his name is to stop. He climbs a light poll to see what is going on and yell back at them.

      Then the monster smashes the bridge.

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  77. I liked the subtle nerd humor... by cshoes · · Score: 1

    of the guy's name holding the camera the whole movie. Hudson, or "HUD" as he was called. :)

    1. Re:I liked the subtle nerd humor... by SCHecklerX · · Score: 1

      Interesting. Hud is probably the most annoying part of the whole movie for me. "Uh, do you need help?" That's pretty much what he does the whole movie. Stand aside and be retarded. His demise was the highlight of the film for me :-)

    2. Re:I liked the subtle nerd humor... by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

      Oh, yeah. I spent a good portion of the movie wanting to punch him in the head.

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  78. Re:Movie watching for those with very young childr by NoPantsJim · · Score: 1

    Pretty decent suggestion. Must be nice to watch a movie without any questions/complaints/interruptions, save all that for later.

  79. I liked it...spoilers by GoldTeamRules · · Score: 1

    1) The smaller monsters were a genius twist and were VERY creepy. It changed the whole feel of the monster movie from what I was expecting. As soon as I saw the CNN footage in the electronics store of the smaller creatures falling off the bigger one and attacking the soldiers, the whole movie changed for me...it became much more creepy. During the subway tunnel scene I looked away from the screen and everyone in the audience was bunched up in their seat.

    2) Hud, the camera guy, kept the movie fun with his commentary. Good balance of action and humor. BWP had no humor element. Cloverfield kept the right balance here.

    3) Explanations aren't important in these kinds of movies. Why Manhattan? Why couldn't the bombs kill it? Where was it from? Why did her head explode after being bitten?...Who the hell cares? Working in answers to these kinds of questions in the plot of a monster film is soooo cliche. It was shot from the perspective of civilians caught up in the event. If I were directing this, I may have added a epilogue or press release at the end of the film, but I wouldn't have incorporated these answers into the film.

    4) The reality-based/civilian perspective on the monster movie is what makes this movie fresh. That is the novelty of this movie. To my knowledge, this hasn't been done before. The camera work, admittedly, was hard to watch (I wish they would've stabilized it more), but I think this form of narrative is extremely powerful.

    If I were ranking the best monster movies of all time (a genre that, granted, is not made up of great films), I would put Cloverfield in the top 10.

    1. Re:I liked it...spoilers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "4) The reality-based/civilian perspective on the monster movie is what makes this movie fresh. That is the novelty of this movie. To my knowledge, this hasn't been done before. "

      Take a look at "Monster" (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1148277/). Same basic storyline, except it's set in Tokyo instead of NYC and suffers from poor fx. Sort of a low budget version of Cloverfield (probably spent more on the plane tickets to Tokyo than anything else).

  80. Grammar much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It should read "Posted TO CmdrTaco" not "Posted BY CmdrTaco"

  81. Paid internet viral marketing? by lhaeh · · Score: 1

    The only reason I know anything about this movie is from blog stories and comments. They seems way out of proportion for a movie with nothing special to it. It does not seem like a movie that has build-in mass appeal like the Simpsons Movie, so that does not explain it. It got a lot of advertising, but so do many movies that never see this kind of internet coverage.

    I'm really suspicious that some marketing company has paid a bunch of people to go out on the net to try to pump blogs full of comments and submissions. Things like that tend to have a snowball effect, causing legitimate fans the initial marketing created to add support to it. My best shot at another explanation for this kind of coverage is that the traditional media marketing was designed to elicit this kind of response. However, it seems there is more going on then just that.

    1. Re:Paid internet viral marketing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've seen promo clips on TV, it seems since early December. Saw a trailer before "I Am Legend". I've heard radio ads almost daily for the last few weeks. It has been pretty much the standard advertising blitz.

  82. Snapshots by Taleron · · Score: 1

    For anyone wondering a little bit more about the aftermath of Cloverfield, 1-18-08.com has a new picture or two as of the premiere.

  83. If you were here. . . by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
    Ugh. As expected.

    Every second reviewer comments on the bland, flat, two-dimensional character portrayals in this film. Classic Abrams.

    You cannot hope to tell a good story unless you have some insight into human nature and behavior rather than just walk around with a handy reference card with a list of expected auto-reactions which have been programmed into brainwashed people. Abrams is a sleepwalker, and it is evident in his work. Cloverfield sounds like a film which was a good idea brought to us by a man who had his soul surgically removed by the CIA, (probably while working on 'Alias').

    I remember meeting lots of American kids while traveling as a youngster, and most of them had this pathetic, (and I mean that in the agonizing, "Oh, you poor thing", way) zoned out "I live in the Matrix but haven't figured it out yet" brain-shocked look in their eyes. To be fair, some of the kids I met were very cool and very aware, but most were total and absolute sleep walkers, utterly lost. (Hmm. 'Lost'.) --Otherwise good and well-meaning people born into a highly artificial environment with no real reference points. A world where their souls were drugged into zombiedom by a highly controlled lucid dream culture. Very, very weird. I see it in other cultures, too, but there's a real hold on the minds of the American twenty-something which is very powerful and yet hard to put your finger on.

    And it's not real! That's not what real people are supposed to be, and Abrams hasn't figured this out. He films the sleep-walkers in their little separate soul cages as though that was it. --Wall to wall plastic people living a few inches under the surface at all times. I don't even know how to articulate it other than as I am now doing, but it's totally disturbing and frustrating. People under plastic wrap, guided entirely by the machine mind, acting through life without any connection to their real selves. Ask them what they want, where their passion lives and they look at you, lost and confused. That's not how it should be. The good thing is that if you poke at it a bit, they begin to break through and wake up. What do you WANT?!?! WHO are you?!?! WHY are you doing what you are doing?!?! WHERE IS YOUR FIRE?!?! Do you FEEL it or are you simply going through the motions? It's right there inside; touch it! Connect to it. It's that brilliant white flare in your chest. Listen to your instincts and do whatever it takes to pull out of the luke-warm waters and WAKE UP!!!!!


    -FL

    1. Re:If you were here. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He films the sleep-walkers in their little separate soul cages as though that was it

      Dude, you are a certified nutter.

  84. Camcorders by PackMan97 · · Score: 1

    I guess that depends on your definition of camcorder? The camera's used on Cloverfield for the "camcorder" shots, were prosumer models. I think I've heard Sony F23's and Panasonic HVX200's. Which are both $5k before you start adding on fancy lenses. In addition there are some very small professional cameras that are used by news crews that are shoulder mounted and weigh under 10 lbs.

    That said, this definitely wasn't filmed with a $500 best buy special.

  85. You mean somewhere like, uh... Horsell Common? by Traf-O-Data-Hater · · Score: 1

    Great idea for having your aliens land in the middle of nowhere, but I think you've been beaten to it.

  86. Re:Movie watching for those with very young childr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is why the thought of having kids fucking terrifies me. I'm also a little skeptical: Your kid endures 3-4 hours of shopping with a smile?

  87. Re:Name the Damn thing by mollymoo · · Score: 1

    Offtopic response: Blind shower grope? I'm having a bout of alopecia and as a result I currently have no eyebrows[1] and only one upper eyelash, not to mention that it looks an awful lot like I shaved a map of Ecuador into my pubes. So, my face is substantially worse than most people's at diverting water away from my eyes. When it rains, I get water in my eyes. I also look a bit like an alien, but that's just an aside. Despite this 'disability' I still have exactly zero trouble opening my eyes in the shower. Here's my hot tip: Rinse the soap/shampoo/jizz/whatever off your face.

    [1] Actually, the bit in the middle above my nose hasn't fallen out. I tell people I shaved the rest as a protest against men plucking their monobrows into duobrows. I'm all mono and no brow, baby.

    Ob. Cloverfield: If the "plot" is of the same standard as Lost, I'm going to burn every cinema in the city to minimise the chances of people even telling me about it.

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  88. Re:Movie watching for those with very young childr by bataras · · Score: 4, Funny

    15 years later that child in therapy...

    "Every time a movie trailer comes on or I go past a theater, I have to go shopping. I can't figure it... my credit cards are maxed..."

  89. Re:Motion sick prone, beware. Otherwise, decent. by Psion · · Score: 1

    I had serious trouble with Halo and Halo 2, but after taking dramamine before a few weekly sessions with friends, I found that I could tolerate those games even without medical assistance. Still, a few early scenes in Cloverfield had me looking away at a fixed point.

  90. Re:Name the Damn thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Kiddypoo?!

    To me (a UK resident) that means kiddyfaecalmatter!

    And your hair smells like strawberry ???!!! WTF?!

  91. a LOST (pun) post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First, I have not seen the movie, but that will have no bearing on this post.

    The fact that people involved with LOST were involved with this movie is a definite 'must see' for my fiance and I. I'm not a general fanboy, but I am a LOST fanboy. I haven't missed an episode yet. It's my Startrek. I've read about a 1/3rd of the postings here, and the fact that the monster viewings aren't saturating is a dead on LOST trademark. That I don't have an issue with. I love antecdotal storylines, like I (heart) Huckabee's, and I love offbeat or even cerebral antecdotes like Pi. I am also so sick of movies where the military gets involved, does everything they can (which is nothing to these monsters) and all end up dying anyway. Boring. Can we save all that time for the people that count? Us? I get it, our military is weak compared to a larger terror. (See: the current war). War of the Worlds had a very plausible, if fantastical bio for how the ET's machines got onto Earth, although I think that the fact that one of the machines ascended from the exact center of an intersection was a little silly and unbelievable. And like another poster said, the machines had obviously been planted there many years before those cities, or even humans existed, there were some that came out of the ground in the country and harassed farmers (no one is safe!).

    Want a somewhat cheesy monster movie with story, plot, horrible character acting and dialog, monsters that harbor tank busting rockets and destroy large cities and annihilate our military? Try Dragon Wars D-War. (minimal shakycam business!) The dragons are cool, there's another angle on what dragons are before they become dragons, and did I mention tank busting rockets tied to the backs of monsters?!?! WOOO!

    Anyway, I'll go see Cloverfield, and chances are, all pretentions will cessate now that I've read plenty of positive and negative reviews on it. Good thing I don't have any inner ear disorders...

  92. I want a battery like that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    for my camcorder. It just kept going and going and.....

    1. Re:I want a battery like that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If your camcorder can't last 90 minutes, I'd say it's time to get a new battery and/or camera.

  93. Alias to Lost to Cloverfield to Star Trek by paulpaz · · Score: 1

    So I have not seen Cloverfield. I don't plan on giving Abrams any of my hard earned money. But I am curious to know if he has found a way to once again justify torture in this new film. Since he did it in Alias, Lost, and Mission Impossible: III, I wonder what he did this time. I do know that he had better not be planning to do so in Star Trek XI. Hundreds of us have already asked him to declare he won't do so publicly and the number grows each day: http://trekkies.againsttorture.com/ The larger issue about what messages pervade pop culture about torture and other violations (i.e. "24", of course) - and how that is USED by politicians to attempt to excuse illegal practices is one at the heart of the struggle to protect civil and human rights in the US.

    1. Re:Alias to Lost to Cloverfield to Star Trek by Omeger · · Score: 1

      If you could save a million lives by harming only one person, would you do that?

    2. Re:Alias to Lost to Cloverfield to Star Trek by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh for the love of god. Just when I thought the list of "people with too much time on their hands" couldn't get any larger...

    3. Re:Alias to Lost to Cloverfield to Star Trek by paulpaz · · Score: 1

      You have GOT to be kidding with that! The fact that you ask that question is exactly why those of us working to stop torture are campaigning against the depiction of torture as in shows like Alias and "24". In the REAL world, it does not work like that. Torture does not work, and there are no ticking time bomb scenarios. I recommend you look into it a little bit more. There are useful links on the web site. Or perhaps you can just watch a different movie - have you seen Rendition? You might also research the term "blowback" because the reality is that by committing acts of torture and other human rights violations (or working with those who do) the US puts itself and its population in greater danger from the response. I am sure you heard of Osama Bin Laden, right? You probably also heard about who his supporters were in the way in Afghanistan....

  94. Help a guy out_ What happened?? by tsanders3 · · Score: 1

    Had to leave about half in or my large lunch would have been on the theater floor. As such, would some kind person reveal what happened?

    1. Re:Help a guy out_ What happened?? by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

      The principals try to escape across the Brooklyn bridge, which gets smashed, Jake? dies. Rob, Lilly, Marlena, and Hud run around trying to get to Beth. They go into the subway, get attacked by the things that come off the monster and Marlena gets bit. They find there way to a military center, Marlena dies by exploding head caused by the bite.

      A soldier lets the rest go look for Beth. They go to her building, which has collapsed into another building. They climb 50+ floors, cross to her building and find her and pull her off a piece of rebar that is through her shoulder. They then run down said stairs with Beth, get to a helicopter to be evaced. Lilly gets put on one and flies off. The rest get on another just as monster attacks.

      They bomb the monster, which gets hit in the back. It then jumps up out of the dust cloud, hits/bites the copter, which crashes in Central Park. Rob, Beth, and Hud survive the crash, no one else does. Monster comes out of no where and eats Hud. Rob grabs the camera and he and Beth take shelter under a foot bridge in the park while the military bomb the monster. they film good byes and then bombs hit and that is the end. Don't know if they died or not.

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  95. No one will read this comment... by rhesuspieces00 · · Score: 1

    ...because its at the bottom of a page that already has too many comments, but I hated the movie and this is a chance for me to complain.

    I felt like I was watching the viral marketing campaign for the movie that SHOULD have been made. There is this huge, awesome monster with interesting biology slaughtering New Yorkers in droves. We have no idea where it came from, how it arrived in manhattan, or how its going to be gotten rid of. It drops parasites cooler than the monsters you see in most films. But we don't get information about any of that. We're stuck with Dipshit-with-a-handycam chasing Douche-bag around as he tries to find Cute-but-kinda-skanky-girlfiend to tell her he loves her before she dies because she's too lazy to pick herself up off a piece of rebar.

    Also, the Pepé LePew effect drives me nuts. The characters run frantically around Manhattan for 90 minutes, and yet, somehow, the monster is never more than 50 yards away.

    (On the other hand, that one chick exploded. That was kinda cool.)

  96. Re:DUMBLEDORE DIES by solitas · · Score: 1

    Mod parent 'troll' if you want - at least they didn't film it with a shaky-cam!

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  97. saw the first 20 minutes by Ancient_Hacker · · Score: 1

    My general principle is, if the first 20 minutes suck, it's not going to get any better. The dialogue in the first 20 minutes was awfully lame. The situation was illogical. How many 23 yr old guys get a VP job in Japan? Who are these people? Why are they so dumb? Why do we care about them? Mightnt we be better off with them smashed to a pulp?

  98. Great! by Rai · · Score: 1

    I was one of the fortunate few who got to see this at the Lucasfilm Premier Theater in San Francisco this Tuesday. Best theater I've ever experienced...digital projection, awesome sound system, comfortable seating...it was a treat! I liked the movie. It was pretty good...maybe not great, but definitely worth the price of a ticket. The monster was very cool! I only have two complaints. 1.) I needed some Dramamine for some of those shaky camera shots. Maybe the point was to make you feel disoriented, but I think it detracted from the experience as I had to look away at times. 2.) I thought the last shot of the monster made it seem smaller than all the other shots. This thing was as big as a sky scraper in the beginning and it looked significantly smaller during the closeup shot. Anyone else notice or is it just me? Maybe the camera was zoomer in.

  99. I don't know about 'lots' of Dramamine by arthur5005 · · Score: 1

    Last time I checked, taking of 'lots' of Dramamine results in some pretty heavy hallucinations. Those might not have been 'special effects' you were seeing!

  100. Hype, Period. by morari · · Score: 1
    Why would you even have to ask? Oh, wait, you went and saw it. I guess that shows a lack of intelligence in and of itself.

    And by the way, Star Trek is fucked. Abrams is a hack, despite being the industry golden boy right now.

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  101. Wow, that sounds wretched. by jonadab · · Score: 1

    > It's Blair Witch's first person camera work, applied to a small (for the genre) budget monster movie.

    You know, if you tried REALLY hard, you could probably come up with a description that makes this movie sound even more wretched. For instance, you could say that all the major characters are in high school, or that the special effects are a lot like the ones in Star Trek: The Motion Picture...

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  102. So How big is the monster? by SCHecklerX · · Score: 1

    And what is the explanation for the huge explosion at the beginning where the head of the SoL comes flying off? Surely just breaking the statue did not cause that huge explosion?

    1. Re:So How big is the monster? by vonFrenchie · · Score: 1

      Remember, the monster destroyed an oil tanker too. Spark + Oil = BOOM!

  103. Great film! by cjp · · Score: 1

    I realise it's trendy to criticise the fuck out of every movie that comes out, but I thought it was great fun. Positives: 1. A sense of realism about the whole thing (stemming from the flawed bits and pieces the camera-wielding doofus was able to capture) 2. Clear Lovecraft mythos homage 3. Good creature design Negatives: 1. Handheld camera makes lots of people nauseous (didn't bother me, but hey) 2. Patchy acting 3. Implausible stunts 4. Annoying name Now I want a prequel in which investigators try to prevent cultists from summoning the monster (guided by the Necronomicon). The prequel ends with the investigators taking down the last of the cultists on Liberty island, too late, and seeing the wake heading towards them, the head of the statue flying towards the city . . .

  104. Entertaining, unoriginal, overdone camera shake by gatkinso · · Score: 1

    Basically that sums up the flick right there.

    Various elements of the film have been done before.

    That chick popping - werd up!

    The camera shake was completely overworked. We get it: guy holding his personal camera... thanks for drilling that in for two hours.

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  105. The opening shot implied... by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1
    The opening shot, showing the "recovered" video, was labeled "American Site 447 (formerly known as Central Park)", or some such.

    Doesn't that imply there is more than one site? Which to me means alien invasion.

    I can understand a lone sea monster run amok, but if it is an alien, wouldn't it have technology greater than thrashing its bulk around to destroy things?

    Heh, here's a thought - maybe it is of alien origin, but nothing more than the space-faring version of blue ice.

    That that sounds about right. Just some amusing shit to watch.

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    1. Re:The opening shot implied... by vonFrenchie · · Score: 1

      "The opening shot, showing the "recovered" video, was labeled "American Site 447 (formerly known as Central Park)", or some such. Doesn't that imply there is more than one site? Which to me means alien invasion."
      They could have just split up NYC into seperate sites. Its a big, really big for that matter, city and through the movie they only showed Manhattan. Plus why would they say that the site was formerly known as Central Park? Wouldn't they say that its formerly known as Manhattan. There are five boroughs to NYC so they could have set Cloverfield as Manhattan or just Central Park, Central Park is over 800 acres of land which is around 1.25 square miles, and then the others get different names. Plus the monster could have kept going though more sites. I used to live in that area and even on the outskirts of New York there are A LOT of people. Lumping the entire city into one site would be ridiculous. Then again... alien invasion could be possible. Who knows, this is all just speculation.

    2. Re:The opening shot implied... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because it said American Site (or US Site), not just "site".

  106. What's that smell? by RogueWarrior65 · · Score: 1

    Walked into a normally scent-free theater today to see this thing. I sit down and I smell something...shall we say...off. A bit like vomit. I unfortunately chalked it up to some guy in the next row eating the vastly overpriced concession pizza. After watching this for five minutes I should have gone with my gut reaction, if you'll pardon the pun. Seriously, take a Bonine before going to see this or wait till it comes out on DVD.

  107. Oh wow... by Chayman · · Score: 1

    This movie deserves all of the hype that it will receive. I was able to see it today and it was one of the most amazing movies I have seen. It was the perfect length and every aspect of the cinematography was spectacular. I have seen/heard plenty of complaining about the dizzying camera movement but if you really think about it would the movie have been as unbelievably amazing if it had been a still cam? As I was walking out of the theatre, several people said it was terrible and expressed their dislike of the camera movements and said they felt sick. At the theatre I went to, a warning was posted at the box office about the "roller coaster like views and possibility of nauseating effects." Sure it might still have been decent without the shaking and humanistic movements of the filming but its Blair Witch like style was the best decision in conveying what was going on in the film and added the perfect touch to the film. Sure the acting was a little awkward but that adds to the effect, what normal person wouldn't be a little awkward in the situations that they were thrust into acting. All in all I think that nearly every aspect of the movie was perfect and Cloverfield took monster movies to the next level of excellence.

  108. Review by C_Kode · · Score: 1

    Will it win awards? No.
    Fun? Yes
    Exciting? Yes
    Cool? Yes
    The camera movement make you not feel good even if you play FPS games? Yes
    Great action and graphics? Yes
    Worth watching? Absolutely

    1. Re:Review by felipekk · · Score: 1

      I disagree. I think it will win awards...

    2. Re:Review by BiggerBoat · · Score: 2

      The camera movement make you not feel good even if you play FPS games? Yes
      I'm going to have to disagree with that one. Maybe I have a cast-iron stomach, but I didn't feel anything at all with regard to the camera movement.
    3. Re:Review by C_Kode · · Score: 1

      It didn't make me sick, it started to give me a light headache.

  109. Cloverfield for what it is by MyPerspective · · Score: 1

    I saw the movie Cloverfield last night (opening night) with a few of my friends at their suggestion. I walked into the theatre knowing almost nothing about the actual story, just that the "Lost guy" (Mister 'figure it out for yourself', J.J. Abrams) had produced it, so I knew generally that whatever it was, it was going to be fairly outlandish. Once the motion sickness wore off and we had some dicussion about it, we came to the conclusion that this is actually a very good movie!

    I had no idea that the whole movie was going to be the 'camcorder tape' style, and after about 10 minutes I was like, Oh, no... but I gave it a chance, and was entertained. I don't think people who say this movie was acted poorly aren't putting themselves into it enough. Think about it: if Armageddon started falling all around you, do you know how you would react? No one knows and that's an aspect of this film I like a lot. People with their camera phone's; some running just like in Godzilla; some paralized in shock or fear; miliary flyin' in everywhere. That's exactly what would go down if that happened in NYC.

    A good movie by no traditional standard whatsoever, but it was an extremely intriguing concept executed brilliantly. Excellent special effects, , keeping the audience guessing, some humor breaking it up, lulls where you stop and feel the true terror, characters dying off one-by one; all the perfect ingredients for a great horror movie. Why not?!?!?!

    So all you haters that went into the movie with great expectations: Sorry, but you did it to yourself. Try and look at this movie, or anything created by Bad Robot or J.J. Abrams, for what it is... Also, for what it's worth, Lizzy Caplan (Mean Girls) gets my vote for "Best exploding abdomen after beating an alien creature to death while it was attacking a guy who had a camcorder that somehow magically survived the event and never ran out of battery" award when the MTV Movie Awards rolls around.

  110. Re:I thought it was pretty good. Some umor... by Gulthek · · Score: 1

    Nay, I say. To me that part of the movie was moving because of the wonderful character exposition and development up to that point. It actually took me a few seconds during the film to realize that Rob was putting on a brave front and *pretending that his brother was still alive* for his mother. Choked me right up.

  111. The monsters by Zantetsuken · · Score: 1

    I think the monsters were a direct mix between the monster faces of Resistance: Fall of Man, the bodies of Gears of War, and the minion types falling off were a lot like Final Fantasy 10 when Sin or various Sin-spawn shed scales/minions...

    I thought the first 15 minutes or so (at the party mostly) was boring - the action started getting good with the scenes where the military shows up and things start going boom. Sounds like just about everybody hates the retarded camera thing - I got used to it enough to watch the movie, but that doesn't change that the camera sucked 90% of the time. I think it would have been a much better movie if they had used traditional camera crews, then the audience could focus more on the action and interactions/relationships of the group(s) of people. Using the handy-cam for a few parts of the movie would be good though, such as when Rob films waking up with Beth and the scene through the tunnel where they use the night vision on the camera.

    As for the Star Trek movie, I'm barely even like Star Trek, but at least the trailer got my attention, and they made the Enterprise look pretty cool during construction - I saw that and was happy to see a space exploration movie in the works...

  112. Permission to see movie? 4 month old? by Bucky340 · · Score: 2

    Wow! I never knew I had so much in common...I have a 3.67 month old at home, and my dear spouse gave me permission to sneak off to a matinee of Cloverfield today. It's the first movie I've been to since we got pregnant.

    Man, it was fun. I'll skip most of the negatives; they were slight in my view. Finding that my head had turned sideways a time or three was the only bad thing for me, but I thought it was funny. I do the same with flight sims too sometimes. I probably shouldn't be a pilot! But on topic, this was a good way to make a classic monster movie seem fresh. The lack of explanation is better than the hokey pseudoscience of the standard fare. Dang good. And the way the moster was revealed a bit at a time worked fantastic.

    What's with all the negativity about the upcoming Trek movie? All the old Trekkies are as bad as the old farts I see at car shows--if it's not Shatner or a '69 Camaro that looks like state of the art from 1987, they poo poo it. Go to hell. I like new takes on things. I hope some day a creative mind gets ahold of Lucas' rights and does a fresh angle on the whole Star Wars world for the big screen.

  113. The point of the movie by SpittingAngels · · Score: 1

    I think most people that end up disappointed are missing the point of the movie.

    The movie is about the people caught up in the attack, not the monster or the military or the government. It's strictly about the people at Ground Zero.

    Luckily, I don't suffer from any form of motion sickness so the shakycam effect didn't phase me at all. If anything, my main gripe was that I wish Hud, the cameraman, would've just panned around during certain key moments when I knew some stuff was going down just off camera.

    I accept the fact that we still don't know about the monster at the end because the characters we followed the whole movie didn't. I sincerely hope the rumors are true that Abrams and crew have an option for a follow up and get to tell the story from another perspective to shed more light on the monster and it's origins.

    1. Re:The point of the movie by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

      While that may be the point, I ended up not caring about the people in the movie because there was too little background on them. And, I found the characters to be, in varying combinations and degrees, asinine, rude, selfish, and/or stupid. I didn't care about them and didn't care if they lived or died.

      In order for a movie to succeed as a story about the "people", the movie must give you a reason to care about the characters as people. Cloverfield completely failed in that regard.

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  114. Is it normal to get headaches? by pembo13 · · Score: 1

    I didn't get a headache watching the movie, didn't even come close. Just wondering if it is or is not normal to get a headache watching a shaky film? My eyes seemed to adjust to the shaking after a few minutes and didn't take note of it again till I came back to /.

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  115. Shuolda used a by temojen · · Score: 1

    Monopod. The foot doesn't have to touch the ground for it to stabilize the shot.

    1. Re:Shuolda used a by ilcylic · · Score: 1

      The independent cinema trick we use is basically that, a monopod, with a 5 pound bench weight on the south end of it. It really damps the motion of the camera.

  116. Strange, everyone in NYC suddenly uses Nokia! by kiwioddBall · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Miraculously, Manhattan is devastated, but the mobile phone network survives, just enough to make the whole movie a Nokia product placement.

    1. Re:Strange, everyone in NYC suddenly uses Nokia! by pasv · · Score: 1

      It's mere coincidence of course! It's just a really subjective film.

    2. Re:Strange, everyone in NYC suddenly uses Nokia! by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      I just got back from it and can't say I noticed one brand name of any of the electronics in the movie. I have expected to see some sweet MacBook Airs though ;-)

    3. Re:Strange, everyone in NYC suddenly uses Nokia! by lazyforker · · Score: 1

      It didn't look like the monster was only targeting buildings with cellphone towers/masts so it's not surprising that cellphone calls were still possible. But it is surprising that the emergency services allowed civilian cellphone calls to go through. After the 'planes hit the WTC in 2001 New Yorkers couldn't make cell calls for several hours because most of the bandwidth was given to the emergency services.

      As for the gratuitous product placement: get used to it and learn to filter it out. Advertisers are finding it harder to get consumers' attention through "traditional" media. I'm sure you've noticed the increasing frequency of movies and TV shows with strange lingering shots of bland automobiles or uninspiring consumer electronics, or rap songs that list must-have luxury items.

  117. Re:I thought it was pretty good. Some umor... by xant · · Score: 1

    Spoiler...

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    My favorite line was Hud's right before the Helicopter crash. "They hit it! Yeah! That's the shit! Yeah that's the shit!" *OHNOTEETH*

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  118. It's been done: "Navy vs. the Night Monsters" by Animats · · Score: 1

    "Monster appears in deserted area" has been done many times. My favorite is "The Navy vs. The Night Monsters". Monsters appear on tropical island. After various adventures, people on island get on radio and call in an air strike. Jet fighters are dispatched, blow up monsters. Final scene shows black smoke rising out of jungle. No more monsters.

    The 1950s were a very confident period in the US. After winning WWII, no conceivable monster or monsters looked like a serious threat. '50s SF reflects that.

    1. Re:It's been done: "Navy vs. the Night Monsters" by Mana+Mana · · Score: 1

      > 1950s were a very confident period in the US [cinema]

      Refreshing, different POV. Typically one hears `the '50s were an ambivalent period in US cinema.' What with the allusions to the Cold War, commies everywhere and amongst us, can't truly trust my neighbor, McCarthyism, etc. See "High Noon," with Gary Cooper.

  119. It's not a monster movie! by mouse_8b · · Score: 1

    To all the monster movie fans that didn't enjoy it, I think I know why: It's not a monster movie. Just like 'Titantic' is not a movie about boats, 'Cloverfield' is not a movie about monsters. It's a love story, that takes place during a crisis, the crisis happening to be a monster terrorizing the city. So you get all the elements of the monster movie, but from the perspective of 1 person. The first person view helps connect the individual to the scene. Instead of watching people run from the monster, you are the person running. It gives an entirely different feel to a story. I liked it. :)

  120. Clovernothing by Chris+Johnson · · Score: 1

    I thought for awhile that ALL the positive buzz on the intarwebs was astroturf. Some of it seemed obvious.

    Then I snarked sarcastically at someone on another site who said it was the most awesome movie she'd ever seen.

    Turns out she was born in 1990. She's 17. I'd said, awesome? Try 'Blade Runner' (I just got a copy of the 4-disc version, which is why that came to mind)

    She'd never heard of it.

    I'm guessing part of the problem is how many people don't even know what they're missing. Alright, so cheesey action hero stuff is lame, understood. Do you really need to have NO point and nothing beyond people fleeing and getting pwned? I can see that's more postmodern and less pretentious than the cheesey action hero stuff, but is that honestly the best you can do? Can't you want more?

    Ah, I'm SUCH an old fart. Depressing.

    in b4 'shut up noob' ;)

    1. Re:Clovernothing by Killjoy_NL · · Score: 1

      I bought the latest Blade Runner to show the movie to my gf, I'm educating her in all things Geek :)

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  121. Fucking Marcus Theaters... by Cyno01 · · Score: 1

    So Marcus Theaters, the only decent theaters in milwaukee, screwed up and broke some contract having to do with sweeny todd, and now they cant show cloverfield at all. The only non marcus places showing it are this tiny arthouse theater that has gross seats and shitty sound, why bother, and the mayfair mall theater which i refuse to go to for saftey reasons. Guess ill be waiting for the DVD...

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  122. The third rail... by snappyjack · · Score: 1

    I love how nobody mentioned the third rail *at all* when they were in the subways. I guess it could have been shut down because of the outages, but even then, they were pretty intermittent. A simple "Stick to the right because of the rail" would have sufficed, or a "Apparently, the electricity has stopped flowing". Seemed kind of silly to be scared of flaming bums when there is enough volts to fry you ten times over two feet away.

  123. Cloverfield by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In my opinion this movie was good. I enjoy how it was a sorta.. documentary? spoiler: at the beginning it shows that it is a government video they found from the area, Project Cloverfield or whatever.. Since the government found the video they would have to use it with a first person point of view.. If they head it steady it wouldn't be as realistic.. The monster attacked Manhattan by chance.. obviously the creators would want it in a highly populated area which everyone at least knows of. At the end of the credits i believe it said It's still alive or something backwards.. Also at the end scene where it flips back to beth and rob at cony island, the camera goes to the side and you see something fly form the sky into the water (the monster obviously).

    If you didn't like the shaking then oh well? It boosted the storyline and helped it show from a first person.. if you are getting attacked and your city is being destroyed, you are not going to hold the camera steady at all..

    The monster in my opinion looked great.. I haven't really seen any monster like it.. a giant hunched over space/sea thing that has parasite bug things that fall off its back is amazing.

  124. Good comment by Tancred · · Score: 1

    I loved it too and was skeptical going in.

    I think I'm seeing a trend in movies like this that focus on a small group of "normal" people swept along in some extraordinary, but familiar circumstances - either fictional or historical. Contrast Cloverfield with Godzilla, in which the protagonists are not normal - they're at the heart of the story. Another couple movies that used this idea successfully are Titanic and Spielberg's War of the Worlds. Got other examples?

  125. Other SLJ auditions... by Skevin · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...where he didn't make the cut:

    "I've had it with all these motherfucking zombies in this motherfucking mall!"
    "I've had it with all these motherfucking wizards from this motherfucking school!"
    "I've had it with all these motherfucking mutants from this motherfucking school!"
    "I've had it with all these motherfucking hobbits with this motherfucking Ring!"
    "I've had it with all these motherfucking Agents in this motherfucking virtual reality!"
    "I've had it with all these motherfucking androids from motherfucking Skynet!"
    "I've had it with all these motherfucking icebergs in this motherfucking ship!"
    "I've had it with all these motherfucking dinosaurs on this motherfucking island!"
    "I've had it with all these motherfucking talking pigs in this motherfucking farm!"

    Lines I would have paid good money to hear:
    "I've had it with all these motherfucking Sith in this motherfucking galaxy!"
    "I've had it with all these motherfucking wedding rehearsals with this motherfucking piano!"
    "I've had it with all these motherfucking ghosts in this motherfucking hotel room!"

    But we know he's hit the bottom of the barrel if Uwe Boll ever rejects him despite the line:
    "I've had it with all these motherfucking goombahs in this motherfucking sewer!"

    Solomon

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    1. Re:Other SLJ auditions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      STOP.

      "...you had me at 'motherfucking'."

    2. Re:Other SLJ auditions... by Kalriath · · Score: 2, Funny

      That... comedy gold that. Fucking awesome.

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  126. Sometimes cool but mostly lame. Got a headache. by MikeFM · · Score: 1

    I can't say I liked or disliked the movie. It was interesting and sometimes cool. Often it was lame. It quickly gave me a headache thanks to the Blair Witch style filming (a camcorder with lots of running). It was sort of gritty with a lot of washed out colors and it was hard to see what was going on. The movie really didn't have a plot - like the Blair Witch Project it was mostly watching people run around and react to things. You didn't really have a chance to become emotionally attached to the characters so while the movie was sometimes frightening you didn't care much when even the major characters bought the farm. It was a bit depressing because you never got to see what happened and the movie basically ended on a low note. The special effects were okay, and not to distracting, but nothing great. I can't see very many people seeing this more than once or bothering to buy the DVD but it was worth seeing once. Good for people that don't like to think when watching a movie. I liked seeing it with some friends but I know my wife would have hated it.

    While overall I as unimpressed by Cloverfield I do think that if War of the Worlds was done with something closer to this style it could be very compelling. It'd go well with the history of WotW. Given a chance to get attached to the characters and a little more plot, I think this style could make the movie feel very real. Maybe limit the use of this filming style to the part of the film where the shit is hitting the fan so you get more of a difference from the staging part of the film where everything is peachy - might help to reduce the headaches if limited too.

    I'd say this movie is overhyped but doesn't suck total ass.

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  127. Wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since when did we talk about movies on /.? Especially ones that aren't already firmly embedding in the geek/nerd subculture.

  128. Re:CLOVERFIELD, the worst movie iin 10 years by ozogg · · Score: 1, Informative

    No doubt, someone will try to claim that the photography was Cinema Verite.
    It wasn't ! It was Cinema Bloody Shit.

    Not just amateur quality, but infantile !

    The acting was juvenile.

    The plot was ill conceived.

    The dialogue was absolutely retarded:
    e.g. Person1: "Hammer down is at 0600 hours". Person2: "What time is that?". Person1: "6am" Person2: "I knew that!". No wonder the USA is in utter decline with this state of educational ignorance amongst its' College Graduates.

    How dare the film-makers (and film distributors) launch this crap upon the public, with little warning or trailers to forewarn of how bad this movie is.

    Every one who attends should demand their money back from cinema management when exiting.

  129. books .. check'em out by OrangeTide · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Whatever it is, it makes me want to read books instead.

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  130. Re:Motion sick prone, beware. Otherwise, decent. by dargaud · · Score: 1

    In the category "movies that make you physically sick", I nominate Richard Linklater. I had to leave after 15 minutes the flickering fuckfest of Waking Life (and cheap philosophy 101 theme). I thought my eyes were going to pop off their sockets from trying to focus on this mess. A Scanner Darkly was slightly more watchable but I had to regularly keep my eyes closed in order to finish the movie.

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  131. Crush Crumble and Chomp from the crunchy's POV by hodagacz · · Score: 1

    I hated the BWP and loved Cloverfield. It was a stripped down giant monster movie and nothing more, nothing less. The shaky cam felt right with the tone the movie was trying to achieve, and was spectacularly used especially in the subway tunnel sequence. Also I thought it was an urban legend that people get nauseous with stuff like this. I was in a packed theater right by the main exit, and nobody left during the movie. Weird. Guess Wisconsinites have iron stomachs.

  132. I don't know why people are bagging on it by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

    For starters, if you don't like scary movies, if you don't like monsters, you're not going to like this movie. I don't know why critics who don't even like the genre are giving it such bad ratings. I don't go for British costume dramas, you don't see me criticizing those movies for being exactly what they are.

    As for the people who are in the target this movie is aimed at and don't like it, just what exactly are you demanding/expecting? I don't know how bad the hype was, I studiously avoided all mention of the movie once I heard there was the chance it could be good. What was I expecting? Godzilla from the pedestrian's point of view. What did I get? Godzilla from the pedestrian's point of view. We already knew from the very premise of the video that this was being presented as a horror journal. Can you say the original Dracula novel? Can you say most of HP Lovecraft's stories? People are complaining that there wasn't a tidy ending. You knew from the trailers that this would be a camcorder movie, you knew from the start of the film that the footage was found in an abandoned camera so the people recorded on it probably didn't end very well.

    I thought the movie was great. Yes, there are certain plausibilities that must be abandoned in order to give you really good fear scenes. If these people were smart, they would have bugged out and never seen anything. If Hud was normal, he'd have dropped the camera during the flight. We wouldn't have had a movie then. Does anybody complain about the hero in a war movie making it through the majority of the movie when people are dropping like flies all around him? No! Even if a unit takes 90% casualties, 10% made it through the fight. The camera is tagging along with one of the ten percenters, no use following the life story of the guy who takes a bullet in th face the moment the landing ramp drops on D-Day.

    That being said, the only plausibility criticism I have to levy against it is the girlfriend surviving the impalement thorugh the shoulder, then keeping up with her friends as they run through the city. That girl should have been on death's doorstep next to the flaming bag of doggie doo. They should have left her pinned beneath wreckage she didn't have the leverage to move but which did not crush her severely. That would have enabled the rescue and run without straining plausibility. But that's really a small nitpick. I mean, compare it to Starship Troopers -- my biggest nit from Cloverfield, woman impaled through shoulder but not suffering from the injury, that's the smallest of the stupidities in that movie.

    Cloverfield was a great monster flick and delivered exactly what was promised. For the genre fans who are haters, please provide your example of a better movie.

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    1. Re:I don't know why people are bagging on it by dctoastman · · Score: 1

      The Thing

    2. Re:I don't know why people are bagging on it by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

      Ok, you say the Thing is a perfect monster movie? Ok, I still don't understand the haters. I enjoyed the Thing but I could poke holes in that just like haters are poking holes in Cloverfield. What it all comes down to is a question of whether you want to enjoy the movie or not. Let's look at the holes:

      1. The self-destructively drunk chopper pilot, do destructive he trashes hard to replace equipment when it beats him at chess
      2. Conveniently cut off from communication with the rest of the world
      3. The foreign ice base was incapable of making contact with anyone else?
      4. Various mistakes these hard-bitten men made when dealing with the unknown

      As far as I'm concerned, the mistakes we see there are all realistic. I draw a distinction between mistakes that show ignorance on the part of the writers versus realistic mistakes that human beings could make in a stressful situation.

      If people have made up their minds to hate Cloverfield, that's fine. There are plenty of movies out there far more deserving of our contempt. Consider how retched Transformers was! Cloverfield is solid fucking entertainment.

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    3. Re:I don't know why people are bagging on it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didn't say it was perfect, just better than Cloverfield, which is what you asked for: "An example of a genre file that is better than Cloverfield."

    4. Re:I don't know why people are bagging on it by dctoastman · · Score: 1

      Messed up my password last time so I'll repost.

      I said the Thing was better. I actually cared about the characters and felt the tension they were trying to convey. Cloverfield was boring. I said nothing about the plot/story/inaccuracies and it had nothing to do with my like/dislike of the film.

  133. Apparently... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The monster was supposed to be Geddy Lee but was changed because they thought it would be too scary. http://geddyleeisslusho.blogspot.com/

  134. What happens next? by SiliconEntity · · Score: 1

    I left the theater wondering what happens next? Does the monster win, or are they able to destroy it? What did that mean about "dropping the hammer" on NYC? Were they going to nuke it, or just use a lot of bombs? The bombs they showed were not effective.

    And I assume that the little monsters are baby versions of the big one, and that they bite people and implant eggs, which they grow very quickly into new monsters and burst out of people? Doesn't that seem like what they were implying? So there might be a danger of infections spreading elsewhere.

    They had two theories for where the monster came from: the ocean, or space. Sea creatures generally would not evolve to function on land, both because of the whole air breathing thing, and more importantly because there is no buoyancy on land so their bones would not be strong enough to carry them. However if we are talking about something that can fly between stars, maybe engineered to cause destruction, that opens up a lot more possibilities, and makes the super-tough hide that much more plausible.

    Also, is the monster intelligent? We didn't see much sign of it but the little ones seemed to understand the benefits of stealth, and the big one could have had an enormous brain.

    Why did it attack the Statue of Liberty and tear off the head? Just general trouble-making, part of the overall destruction program as it moved up onto Manhattan?

    Anyway I left the theater with a questions like these, which I suppose was the point. But I wouldn't have minded a few more answers. Maybe there will be a future version, Cloverfields, related to this movie as Aliens was to Alien, with lots of monsters attacking lots of cities and the human race being faced with extinction.

    1. Re:What happens next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A good point raised by a friend was that they couldn't have nuked Manhattan and had the data on the tape survive. The resulting EMP would have wiped it. So I'm guessing that it was just really heavy conventional bombing.

      Also, the original concept art for the movie showed parasites that weren't really similar to the larger monster. It seems more likely that a creature like this would lay eggs rather than give birth to live young. So my guess is that the parasites were a separate species.

  135. Shub-Niggurath? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What does he do, destroy the city with soundwaves from a giant rap-blaring boombox?

  136. "I want my money back" by marcus · · Score: 1

    Exactly the comment my wife made the instant the first credits appeared. I was not so harsh. It's definitely more exploration of the "Blair Witch" first person form which was and still is waaaayyy over rated IMO.

    BWP was pure hype and a total waste of time. This one was just barely interesting.

    Won't buy the DVD that's for sure.

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  137. Re:Movie watching for those with very young childr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How did a 15 year (+ 4 month) old get a credit card?

  138. PG-13 rating, complete absence of F-bombs by gumpish · · Score: 1

    What ruined my suspension of disbelief was the fact that there wasn't a single "fuck" in the entire film.

    THAT was the most unrealistic element of the entire experience. They should do an unrated DVD release with the word "fuck" copiously inserted into the audio.

  139. I thought it was 'Neat' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OK, it wasn't terrible. It was a good movie, worth the watch definitely.

    I had three problems with it though.

    1) The camera never ran out of battery.
    2) The monster was freaking invincible. It seems to be a cliche that in all godzilla movies, the monster wears an exoskeleton made out of freaking depleted uranium.
    3) The ending was really dissappointing. After the camera-guy got killed, and they were sitting under the bridge, I wanted to see the monster getting destroyed. The ending was.. too realistic, and too abrupt, you know?

  140. My 2 cents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My 2 cents:
    1.At the very beginning of the movie it claims that the following movie was discovered on a SD card in the camera. If the whole thing is on an SD card how did he over-write the old movie but still manage to have some clips at random parts?
    2.The movie shouldn't have been 80 minutes, it should have been longer to help develop plot and story line. They put an effort into showing that being bit was a really bad thing but the example is the only time it's done. Those lice-monsters are pretty much used only once during the subway incident (the building scene didn't really use it, as it just sat there pretty much and got killed). Its like they tried to combine multiple ideas but never gave any idea enough time to get off the ground. Hell, I felt like the movie was chopped up and I got the edited version with parts taken out.
    And honestly that guy carrying around the camera is damn annoying at times, just wanted to punch him and tell him to shut up. He killed a lot of the movie with his constant rambling.