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So would dumping him in the ocean somewhere in the first 5 minutes

He's an aquatic creature. There would be little point.

To be effective, he needs to be sucked out an airlock...

Yep. Yep he does.
http://video.adultswim.com/robot-chicken/jar-jar-returns.html

No, not lame enough.

Like this?
http://video.adultswim.com/the-venture-bros/testicular-torsion.html

@ 0123456

"... as anyone who's willing to shoot themselves can find numerous other reliable methods of killing themselves even if they don't have a gun."

http://games.adultswim.com/five-minutes-to-kill-yourself-adventure-online-game.html

Please, everyone, feel free to explore these options and test your theories.

http://video.adultswim.com/metalocalypse/its-too-digital.html

Even in death, Jar Jar torments those around him.

http://video.adultswim.com/robot-chicken/jar-jar-returns.html

However this being a PG movie for kids and no blood

Ponda Baba notwithstanding...

Poor guy, things were really looking up for him, too, and then Obi Wan had to go and chop off his drawing arm...

Screw that. I want a truck boat truck!

(Rapid unicorn) enthusiasts

in that we only like fast unicorns.

I, however, only like Robot Unicorns!

Someone watched to many episodes of Captain Planet.

Yeah, Ted Turner.

Here you go. Bible Fight!
http://games.adultswim.com/bible-fight-action-online-game.html

My favorite Robot Chicken bit is Boba Fett. It just destroys me. Especially this bit.

Absolutely killed me first time I saw it. Wiping tears away pointing at the screen.

I found Robot Chicken's sketch of Ponda Baba's Bad Day hilarious. Laugh for ten minutes hilarious. Re-enact for my friends hilarious.

Perfect! Second post, looks like, and you've cited the Ponda Baba bit... That's one of my favorites, too - and to me really shows the potential of what Seth Green's talking about in the article - the mundane aspects of the characters' lives...

From the official site there's an announcement from April 5th. Probably not a late April Fools joke.

After Robot Chicken and Family Guy's parodies of Star Wars, I guess Lucas knows what the fans want: humor. And let's face it, they were funny. At least for me anyway. Star Wars used to be a religion to me until Phantom Menace. I distanced myself and have since had plenty of time to recover. Even though I had read all the expanded universe material in my youth and could recite from memory more about an Aqualish than even Wikipedia would tolerate (hooray for retroactive continuity!), I found Robot Chicken's sketch of Ponda Baba's Bad Day hilarious. Laugh for ten minutes hilarious. Re-enact for my friends hilarious.

And it saddens me that all he has left is humor. I mean, I'd rather see both serious material and humor. Futurama had a great way of making fun of itself but also baking in really serious themes that made me love it. I hope Star Wars manages to maintain some sort of integrity through all this. I agree with what the quotes said about this being a large intricate universe with a lot to work with. And I had always been hoping for a TV show similar to the Tales from ... series in both short story and comic book form. I mean, you have a whole invented universe just sitting there waiting for writers to discover new intricacies with it. And, aside from the expanded universe, all we've gotten in approved cannon is three really bad movies and some decent kids shows. Where are the Grand Admiral Thrawns and Admiral Daalas? Where is the fleshing out of a background story for each of the aliens you see in Mos Eisley and Jabba's Palace? Confined to books I guess. I just don't understand why TV writers haven't been solicited to explore the Star Wars universe in the same way the expanded universe books have. Sure some have been trash (Barbara Hambly's Children of the Jedi) but you'd think someone could write a really neat story line with new villains, new force sensitives and new characters that are distantly related to the movies.

MIB never pretended to be a serious sci-fi franchise, and it was a lot of fun to watch.

Independence Day: they tried to make it a serious sci-fi movie, but failed (see: Jeff Goldblum) . I enjoy watching it (ID4) though because it's neat to see 1996 CGI effects and what they accomplished at the time.

What's wrong with Jeff Goldblum? I believe he's the front runner in the Jeff GoldBluMan Group.

NO CLAMDIGGER!

Are there any other common gamer quirks they can exploit next? Maybe screaming to intimidate an opponent while you attack (I hope not)?

Try Viva Caligula.

And live in harmony, harmony, oh love?

If I ever get attacked by Michael Bay.

http://video.adultswim.com/robot-chicken/no-power.html That's good ham.

http://games.adultswim.com/bible-fight-action-online-game.html
Tada
I said Tada.

I want to see Microsoft demand things like this.

Let's just hope Santa complies with all the safety regulations ...

Demo 20 seconds into this vid: http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=095290d81130331d905bbdf900ab219a

And getting away from annoying coworkers: Mission to Mars: Day 312

What can't they most the least?

I think I am required by law to post this link now: Voltron Got Served from Robot Chicken.

If they think this is offensive, wait until someone makes a game where you get to eat babies.

It's been done, welcome to baby eating land and enjoy

You mean like Zombie Hooker Nightmare?

I wonder what game of my youth was about going to an office and working for hours and hours until my soul died

Well it's not from your youth, but there is Five Minutes to Kill Yourself, which takes place in an office.

Knock yourself out...

---PCJ

Racist Checkers: http://www.adultswim.com/games/game/index.html?game=minoriteam_racistcheckers

Of course, this one's mild compared to their other games. I find it VERY curious that, while GTA and other famous titles are routinely attacked, sites like this are routinely ignored. I wonder why...

Moth costume? Is somebody aiming to arch The Monarch?

It's called Jailbreaking.

Watch out for Jailbot.

Yeah, that's a really scary prospect. There's a 1 in 3 chance you'll get your dick ripped off. (Not sure if this is sfw)

That isn't what Carl Brutananadilewski says.

A few years later: http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=0fd921112e08096673a1100050fb4df1
Yup Vader is still a whiney little bitch

http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=1db975ca0a0f50630c01ed09381cca9d

Peter: They will clean up all your talking in a matter such as this
Brian: They will make you take a tinkle when you want to take a p*ss
Stewie: And they'll make you call fellatio a trouser-friendly kiss
Peter, Brian, & Stewie: It's the plain situation!
There's no negiotiation!
Peter: With the fellows at the freakin FCC!

Brian: They're as stuffy as the stuffiest of the special interest groups...
Peter: Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops
Stewie: Any baby with a brain could tell them everybody poops!
Peter, Brian, & Stewie: Take a tip, take a lesson!
You'll never win by messin'
Peter: With the fellas at the freakin' FCC

And if you find yourself with some you sexy thing
You're gonna have to do her with your ding-a-ling
Cause you can't say penis!

So they sent this little warning they're prepared to do the worst
Brian: And they stuck it in your mailbox hoping you could be co-erced
Stewie: I can think of quite another place they should have stuck it first!

Peter, Brian, & Stewie: They may just be neurotic
Or possible psychotic
They're the fellas at the freakin FCC!

There are lots of evils other than terrorism.

Lies! All lies!

Look, this should clear it up for you:

http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=450b0d8a001b2151c7d1173079006c39

http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=8a25c39215fcb0f90115fcfa634200a3

5 Minutes to Kill Yourself.

http://www.adultswim.com/games/ninebillion/index.html

This is the clip you're looking for.

OT, and no amphitheaters, but fun and addictive, and lots of greeks and gouging with tridents and setting people on fire (and prostitutes), courtesy Adult Swim (cartoon network)

Tm

If it's not Consolidated Lint, it's just fuzz!

You know ArnHold is sitting in his office, playing Orphan Feast as we speak! http://www.adultswim.com/games/orphanfeast/index.h tml

Adult Swim Fix has been doing this with ads for months now. They space them out enough to not make it too annoying though. To their credit, the video quality on the shows is much better than most online players though.

> Yes, inane videocy was just what the web needed. Good going Macromedia.

I just finished playing 5 Minutes to Kill Yourself, and I can tell you, inane videocy is just what I needed. Thank god for flash.

I can hear Dethkloks song about the material already . . .

http://www.adultswim.com/shows/metal/