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http://www.jonathonrobinson.com/

PAK CHOOIE UNF

He references the very funny Terrible Secret of Space.

In fact, I even find some things on the Tivo better than the ReplayTV. (And vice versa, although less of that.)

However, the one thing that bothers them the most is that, after they do the key sequence to convert the "return to live" button to be "skip ahead 30 seconds", it works for a day or so and then resets itself!

This is atrocious. Devices once configured should stay configured, otherwise we should save them from the terrible secret of space and push (shove?) the damn thing down the stairs.

But can they push Grandma down the stairs?

http://www.jonathonrobinson.com/3.0/web/webtsos.ht ml

I am the Shover robot, do you have stairs in your house?

Should the robots push or shove down the stairs?

Pusher and Shover?

The Pusher and Shover robots must not do what they do best in a hospital! Unless of course the remedy is to shove bread down somebody's throat.

Yes, they will protects us from The Terrible Secret of Space.

I found this video clip of the Japanese robots they will be selling to old people to avoid senility.

It's not often that The Terrible Secret of Space gets made into a joke on /. Bravo, AC!

Everyone else, beware of the Pusher Robot, he is not to be trusted. I, the Shover Robot am here to save you!

I can use Google

I expect they will make a hell of a techno song using samples from that .wav soundbyte soon :)

Previous work from LMOM includes the famous All Your Base song, and The Terrible Secret of Space. Here is the ICQ prank that started it.

Please go stand by the stairs so I can protect you from the terrible secret of space.

--Pusher Robot

Space dust? Really? Here is what I heard.

That's fine as long as you remember to stay away from the stairs!!!

Pak Chooie Unf!

From the terrible secret of space!^W Water!

In your experience with robots, which is the real danger, pushing or shoving?

Pearl will protect you... from the terrible secret of space?

Do not trust the pusher robot. Shoving will protect you.

Do you seriously believe that Democrats will automatically uphold free speech any more than Republicans will? Consider which president signed the Communications Decency Act (which was ruled to be in violation of the 1st Ammendment). Hint: his last name starts with a C.

Sure, the Republicans are doing a great job fucking us all over right now, but that doesn't mean you have to run to the Other Guy like a docile, trusting sheep. At least the militant "Anyone But Bush" types tend to focus on the issues/performance of the specific men involved, rather than some party doublethink that usually turns out to be exactly the same on both sides.

> I suspect that the first industrialised nation that develops autonomous fighting machines will take over the world

Sure, until the robots start pushing and shoving, then we're all in trouble!

Is it here to protect you?
Is it here to push grandma down the stairs?

Mal-2

Do you have stairs in your house?

P.S.
Link for those who don't get it.

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Well, stop bombing people would be a good start.

I am the bomber robot. We are here to protect you. Bombing you will protect you from the terrible secret of space.

.... do you have stairs in your house?

the best i could find

linko

i still dont get it tho

Sales will really pick up once we can get the Pusher and Shover robots.

Anyone here reminded of The Terrible Secret of Space?

"We are the product activators."
"We are here to protect you."
"We are here to protect you from the terrible counterfeit copies."

is to protect us

they are here to protect us from the TERRIBLE SECRET OF SPACE!

I am fairly certain that IBM does not want SCO to protect AIX from anything.

SCO will protect IBM from the terrible secret of space!

it could push bread down their throats for example. I guess that if you want to shove around the blind people you need an Asimo though.

it could push bread down their throats for example. I guess that if you want to shove around the blind people you need an Asimo though.

Be sure to see this picture to see what I mean!

That requires you buying a purple one, and a blue one....

Please go stand by your stairs.

http://www.jonathonrobinson.com/3.0/web/webtsos.ht ml

So we have a Space Robot.

But, can it push or at least shove. I know I would need that capability to protect me from the terrible secret of space

Help me...I'm standing and can't fall down

I am here to protect you. Please go stand by the stairs.

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the force that protects us from deadly radiation bursts from outer space...

This must be THE TERRIBLE SECRET OF SPACE!

No no, not cannabalism [sic], but half-lives. We know that the half-life of an astronaut is equal to the round trip of a mars expedition. It's something that NASA has been hiding for years, also known as the Terrible Secret of Space.

The Terrible Secret of Space, by The Laziest Men on Mars, of course. Even better is the Flash music video.

It's those damn Pusher Robots, I tell you! They say they're here to protect us from the terrible secrets of space, they say it has a terrible power!

But don't believe them! Don't believe them! Look what happened to Grandma!

Space has a terrible secret!
But did any of you listen? Now please, go stand by the stairs, the space robots are coming to protect us.

Perhaps the Russians are trying to protect us from The Terrible Secret of Space.
Seriously though, is there any word on the cost of this device, according to space.com this thing was privately funded. Wish I had that bankroll.

..from the Terrible Secret of Space!!