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Dreamhack 2001
flagg writes: "One of the world's largest LAN-partys is taking place in this very moment, Dreamhack 2001 in Jonkoping, Sweden. Take a look on this picture and ask yourself a question: Do I wanna be there?"
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I really don't want to be there.
fp, well us at home users could have one last huge "LAN Party" and SPAM as many people as possible ; )
I wish I was there....
wow , a hackers paradise...
let there be light!
Frankly, I don't. For me, the fun of a LAN party is being there pulling an all-nighter with my buddies, spilling drinks, making a mess, watching pr0n, and laughing it up all over the place...
Going to these hangar Lans with thousands of people just doesn't have that kind of intimacy... it's more geared toward people that just don't have broadband access and wanna get a couple of days of some lag-free gaming in.
It'd be sweet to play UT with that many!
OH that party, It is in my room...
Humans rule, Dolphins can suck it!
Wonder how many people are gonna be spending the night at the local jail because they're word processor was using an illegal key.....
If You Drink, Don't Park, Accidents Cause People.
fp
I'd love to be in Sweden, period.
--- WWSD? What Would Strider Do?
...is not very difficult.
Hmm, a bunch of geeks in a large room with an equivalent number of Athlons/Pentiums and monitors, heating up the room and bringing out the stank in everyone... do I really want to be there?
XML is like violence. If it doesn't solve the problem, use more.
So i wonder how many peeps there are gonna be sleeping with stuffed Tux's in their sleeping bags ?
"There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness."- Friedrich Nietzsche
apt-get update; apt-get dist-upgrade ?
I can't think of anything possible that I might be doing in such a party. Browsing pr0n?! Not when so many people are looking, and plus you dont know what I like.
Probably more worms floating around on that LAN than the @home network. err..
Trying is the First Step to Failing --Homer Simpson
Of course I would like to be there. My question is where is the bathroom!!??! What games where they playing? Just seperate 32 player Q3 games? Or what?
LMFAO
really you don't wanna have one of those in July. At least now you can go outside when the heat is getting to yo u;)
I just got an e-mail from NOC@ex... regarding the scheduled shutdown of service for excite@home customers (well when they refer to customers, they mean the IP's -- of whom real people are customers, so it means you too).
Excite@Home is now projecting the shutdown time to begin at sunrise (You got to love these post 911 time frames), on Dec 1 2001.
The shutdown would not be a complete shutdown. IP would be routed through a few routers that are still in place. What this means is that you'd probably be able to use the Internet still on your cable modem (unless your ISP shuts it down through pity). One good thing about this is that there would be enough bandwidth (about the speed of a 14.4 modem for everyone), for you to read mail and do basic browsing.
Excite also mentions how any reversal of this shutdown would take a month to process (FSCK, I guess they have a lot of red-tape, then again ATT holds a stake in them).
Later.
D.
um...who'd wanna hang out with a bunch of Scandanavian girlie-man eurofags? They probably watch Sprockets
I think I like this picture better.
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Kid-proof tablet..
Imagine a Beowulf cluster of THOSE!!
No!
I mean seriously...there have to be over 1000 computers with monitors there...
I can't even imagine the heat produced, and electricity consumed. Anyone have numbers?
Mmmmmmm. Floor pie!
This project has been being worked-on ever since slashdot was king of the ping-flood.
I think I see a girl in that picture.. but I'm probably mistaken.
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It's OK to be social, just don't tell anyone about it.
I have always wondered why seemingly intelligent people do not understand the benefits of deoderant.
Geeks wonder why normals don't like being near them...It's cause they friggin stink!!
Every time I go to a LAN party or computer swapmeet, I just want to put tape on the top(so they are held de-pressed) of a few deoderant cans and throw them around the room like tear gas canisters.
If only they made deoderant cans that would fit a riot gun.....
Well, according to the Dreamhack webpage, they counted with about 5-6000 people...
:)
:)
And there arent many sites free over here
Anyway, the Internetconnection are working very nice, they have played a lot of old C64 SID to night (makes everyone shout).
So, the party is nice
/Me
A beowulf cluster of these...
Thankyou
But I'm sure you already Gnu that.
Is it just me, or do none of these monitors seem to be displaying a GAME? They all look like just the standard windows desktop to me... hmm.. someone must be using the Half-Life mass-crash cheat :D
nah... when it sucks all the electricity from the town and they'll have a big problem. Think of a mob of 1000 energy hungry people charging into the company's office when they don't have enough electricity supply to keep them happy ;-)
Don't quote me on this.
...before a LAN isn't a LAN?
Or does "Local Area" refer to bandwidth in some wierd way?
Mod me down and I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine!
A - I didn't see even one Aqua desktop
B - I didn't see any BSD Grrls in red latex
C - I didn't see Heidi Wall aywhere
D - I can smell that room from the picture
This
> Take a look on this picture and ask yourself a question: Do I wanna be there?"
Without even looking at the picture, I can confidently answer: "No, I DON'T wanna fuckin' be there."
I'd rather head out to Castillio's tonight in Roppongi to meet a fine looking Japanese chick, take her back to my place, and fuck the snot out of her.
You pasty nerds can enjoy LAN gaming with each other though.
They'd need that many machines to survive the current /. effect..
"liberty and justice for all those who can afford it"
I much prefer this picture of the refreshments in the back room. 12 pallets of Jolt, where's the fridge?
P G
http://www.dreamhack.org/dh01/photos/PB270108.J
"It's an annual event where 5-6000 persons with their own computers meet and stay in a huge hall for 4 days to.. etc etc"
"It's 20 meter from floor to the roof and an area of about 80 x 100 metres will be used for tables only."
"The internet connection is 1Gbit/s"
"You should preferably be able to pack your gear on and below your table space, which is 83 x 60 centimeter. A 21" monitor is not recommended. "
...a scant 6 or 7 years ago, kids like these would have been coding multi-megabyte 3D demo programs with tracker music soundtracks.
But of course now tracker music is obsolete and dead, and 3D is accelerated and the APIs are easy enough that any reasonably-experienced Visual Basic coder can write routines that blow away old hand-optimized assembler code.
I guess we can thank technological progress for giving this bunch nothing more challenging to do than break into computers, then.
err.. You want to go to a LAN i the middle of the summer?.. jeez. it's about 30-35 celcius here now, I wouldent dare to even think about the temperature it would be in july...
or maybe Ashcroft's office.
these days are truly something else...
virtros
Worst. Sig. Ever.
I hope that not only does the Athlon generate enough heat to melt all the snow in Sweden, it manages to melt those blue dancing morons.
It looks an awful lot like:
1. An AOL tech support dungeon
2. Microsoft's BorgCollective Coding Campus
3. The Star Trek Official Storyline Accuracy Chamber
or maybe it is Ascroft's office.
:-)
everyday seems weirder than the next,
virtros
Worst. Sig. Ever.
As pipe is probably saturated with the slashdot effect now, not really. This brings a whole new meaning to "party crashing". Michael must be taking his revenge on them for not inviting him.
Its probably a bunch of fat linux fucks like RMS.
Only the State obtains its revenue by coercion. - Murray Rothbard
looks like a buncha eurofags with puters on the casino floor of Ballys Las Vegas to me.
We're talkin about swedes here dude... even military grade deodorante isn't strong enough...
I must burn in hell, suffer and pay for my sins
But Gods the one who's losing, Satan always wins!
Blast!
It doesn't mean much now, it's built for the future.
for Jonkoping, Sweden
I suppose Jonko means fluctuating and ping, well means ping...
Or "we own j00, with our l33t ping".
I suppose any town that ends in ping can't be all that bad. After all it does come down to da king of ping.
Have you read the moderator guidelines? Well, have you, PUNK? (and I want a Karma: Gnarly option)
Seems a little too big to be a fun LAN party. You'd seriously have to do the buddy system there. At a LAN party, I woudln't trust leaving my computer for the time it takes to instal NetBus or BackOrifice.
Nor would I trust logging into anything on that network. Probably sniffers all over the place.
I like 'em small, like at a friends apartment(or a party room) where you can just chill, eat food a few feet away, etc.
That picture reminds me of some email sparring a couple years ago:
"Well, I think of Patrick and Roy in many ways, but dripping in testosterone is not one of them. Patrick and Roy would be better described as radiating a pale glow, sort of like a monitor-tan."
wow, i've never seen a bigger collection of dorks in my life. one high school football player could physically terrorize the entire lot of 'em while one high school cheerleader could emotionally destroy all of them.
geeks!
I like the quote. Its a good one.
http://www.dreamhack.org/dh01/photos/PB300342.JPG
Open up some Windows!
/me ducks and runs.
Have you read the moderator guidelines? Well, have you, PUNK? (and I want a Karma: Gnarly option)
Sleep is for the weak.
Fucking christ, that's a lot of radiation!
"Adequacy.org: Where congenital stupidity is not an option, but a requirement."
I am there right now. I just got in a fight with some guy because I was blasting some Wagner through my Klipsch ProMedias. Everyone else in the place is wearing headphones.
I have seen two chicks so far, and about fifty guys who look like flat-chested chicks on first glance. There at least ten guys here who look like big-chested chicks on first glance. The whole place stinks of BO. There is a ton of stuff to steal, though, which is cool.
That looks really boring to me. I loved the LAN parties back in the BBS days (I suppose they're still going on, but that's when I went to them) just at random peoples' houses with 20 friends or so. Computers strewn everywhere, tripping over cables, screaming at each other, spending hours trying to get the network working and occasionally the kid who would bring beer, and all the "bad kids" who would drink.
That was fun to me. Playing games against 1000+ other anonymous people seems like it wouldn't be much different than playing online.
But I don't really play games, anymore, so maybe I'm just lame.
Link: 1gbit/s to EBONE with the help from Arrowhead (http://dreamhack.swm.pp.se/) ;)
;) TP-cabels
98% boys, 2% girls
40km (we are in sweeden you know
2km tables
(Dreamhack is greate, but The Gathering in Norway is way better. (and even larger))
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Quai
I'm not sure I see the point..
I see two reasons that LAN parties at your/friend's housees are better than playing on the internet:
1. See people you know and test their skills while talking to them
2. Meet new people and test their skills while talking to them
However at this large a scale, this seems almost to become as anonymous as the internet. If you join a game, you probably don't know who you're playing against and the transaction cost of finding them would be pretty high. At best you talk to the people immediately next to you.
Most of them are probably better off playing online from home where at least they don't have to walk a mile to go to the bathroom.
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It's OK to be social, just don't tell anyone about it.
Hey what the hell is powering all that?
Only the State obtains its revenue by coercion. - Murray Rothbard
imagine the electricity bill...
--w
E V E R Y T H I N G I W R I T E I S F A L S E
I'd love to be there! I've been to Sweden, and it's quite beautiful. I'm concerned though, about which city was chosen for this: Jonkoping is the only strict religious city in Sweden and it's not very easy to get to. I would have held it in Malmö or maybe Stockholm. At least you would have a better night life.... and there's a great university in Lund which is near Malmö. anyway -- just a thought.
The guy in the top left is looking at porn!
python -c "x='python -c %sx=%s; print x%%(chr(34),repr(x),chr(34))%s'; print x%(chr(34),repr(x),chr(34))"
Take a look on this picture and ask yourself a question: Do I wanna be there?
Hell no!! Imagine what it would smell like!!
I love being a software developer. Couldn't imagine doing anything else. But to be in a crowd of {hundreds/thousands} of overzealous geekoids spouting off their latest conquest is not my idea of a good time. It's not even in the top 1000.
Some of the most brilliant developers I know are mostly reserved about their skills and accomplishments. What discussions do go on, are mostly to aid other members of the development teams.
Stifle is an anagram for itself.
I'm not absolutely sure. That red "X" is rather impressive, however. :)
Do you like German cars?
Suprising and pretty cool:
the dreamhack people have microsoft as their main sponsors.
how about that *nix people?
Actually you're very wrong. I'm at Dreamhack right now, and there aren't 1000 of us. We're actually around 5000!!
Zeroth
(Row 5 seat 63)
"This page cannot be displayed."
Well, gee, if you can't even show a picture of it, I don't think I want to be there!
SIGFEH
that there is only one fan in the place (bottom right). Also, looking at the traffic graph, what happened at 8:15? Looks like someone kicked out a plug. An almighty groan must have risen from the crowd about then...
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The website lists an organized tournament of 128 5-on-5 Counterstrike teams. Dear lord that's a lot of people.
tsk tsk tsk, and they cant even max it out
I got snot on my fingers.
J. Wipo Troll, Esq.
Crapflooder Associates
Slashdot.org
In the networking class I took in the 80's at IBM they defined a LAN as a network where you did not have to use a common carrier for the physical layer.
:-(
If had to cross a road/right of way, you had to use some sort of common carrier (like a phone company) you were then subject to regulations and speed limits
The network then became a WAN.
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Ok... now what the heck was I going to say?! Oh yeah... This looks like the most awesome LAN party ever! In fact, when I first glanced at the picture (I clicked the link and went to a different window--using Opera 5.0 for Linux (but under FreeBSD, ironically) allows me to work in many different windows at the same time, which is very advantageous because I like to do many things at once--I can't wait for version 6 to be available commercially--and then came back to the window with the picture and thought it was the wrong picture because...), I thought it was a photo of a city at night. That's how nuts this LAN party is!Copyright 2001, rice_burners_suck. All rights reserved.
OH WELL
Totally disapointed with that pic. I mean when you asked if I would want to be there - and offered up a pick I was anxiously awaiting a nice high res image of some hot swedish women. sadly all I saw was jolt-burp-smell.
Very gay indeed. A thousand mesmerized knob frobbing men. I am not kidding. LAN parties are a kind of geek gangbang. Turing would have loved it.
Pushin' 'n dealin', shovin' 'n stealin'
THE OFFICIAL TACO-SNOTTING FAQ
By The WIPO Troll, $Revision: 1.11 $
Why have I been receiving emails from CmdrTaco, in which he seems to be speaking in some kind of code language?
Good Lord. What is "Taco-snotting?"
Ewwwwww. So, can I stop receiving these emails?
I can't stop receiving these emails from CmdrTaco!?
Have you ever been Taco-Snotted?
That's horrible. Does "Taco-snotting" have anything to do with CmdrTaco's "special taco"?
Does Jon Katz get involved in any of this? I thought he was a paedophile, not a homosexual.
No, thanks. I'm already CmdrTaco's boi toi.
________________________________________
READER COMMENTS
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.25 9:14 (#2609574)
try to find a pic of actual "taco-snotting"! fucking funny it would be! so go to gay porn sites day in and day out until you find a man giving another man a blowjob that has jizz coming out of his nose and mouth. by the way, keep up the good work
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.23 12:18 (#2603370)
WIPO, this is getting waaaay old, either drop it or revise it.... there've been no updates for days now...
CmdrTaco
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.22 17:28 (#2600815)
A truly excellent and very humourous troll indeed!
However...
To complete this perverted orgy, fellow geeks Michael, Timothy, and Jamie often join in, dressed in black Gestapo uniforms, jack boots, and leather gloves.
Black GeStaPo uniforms? The GeStaPo (Geheime Staatspolizei - Secret State Police) wore civilian clothes (although there are reports on them occasionally using Allgemeine SS uniforms in occupied territories).
I seriously doubt that perverted individuals like CmdrTaco et al would have the good taste to ever wear the outstandingly beautiful black Waffen SS uniforms! Please update the FAQ accordingly.
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.23 4:06 (#2602610)
Actually, it appears you are both wrong!! Ah ha!! I think our boy WIPO was thinking of the Allgemeine SS uniforms. Waffen SS were grey.
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.21 4:49 (#2594325)
oh yeah, you say you have masturbated only 2 times to this post. well, by the time it takes for me to get through reading it, i usually end up masturbated 5 to 6 times, 10 to 12 if i have the goatse.cx homepage loaded up and am looking at it side by side with the slashdot page. my keyboard, hands, mouse, monitor, the underside of my desk and around the floor under my desk are cum soaked and sticky with the man smell i know and love.
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.21 4:41 (#2594311)
for version 2 you should make a total re-write of the cod...errr...text and add some details about cmdrtaco and the homo-gang's happenings with their coworkers (osdn?) and all of the gay revelry they enjoy and promote. by the way, did i just see cmdrtaco on television promoting the nax hair removal system? i guess after using vaseline in and around his ass he grew quite a ponytail and it had to be removed somehow...ouch!
by TRoLLaXoR on 2001.11.21 3:59 (#2594191)
WIPO, do you notice how few comments you get for anything you write/post/spam nowadays?
-Trollaxor
by sales_worldwide on 2001.11.20 11:53 (#2588488)
You forgot to mention Jon Katz's "docking" games, where he places his chopper head to head with another chap, and rolls the other guys foreskin over his own circumcised end ("docking"), providing him with fantasies of actually having his own forskin
"Making linux GPL was the best thing I ever did" - Torvalds. I'd hate to see the worst thing...
by Fucky the troll on 2001.11.20 11:28 (#2588446)
Woah! When did the WIPO troll get freed? And how the fuck did I miss it?
Excellent FP, sir.
This is a sig virus. Please put me in your sig
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.20 11:04 (#2588407)
omg that is crapflooding material if i ever saw it!!!!!! and u got a first post!!!! whoot to the wipo troll!!!
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.19 9:03 (#2583756)
GW...you know we love every hair on your 27 acre ass... and I, for one, would never do anything untowards your graceful demeanor. And you probably have several friends that would love to help you do the bear dance all over my face if I so much as spelled your name wrong. And you know I'd defend your Constitutional right to defame God in heaven. I'd even help fund your education, should you ever decide to take that route. Hell, I'd buy you a tall tepid bear-whiz beer if you were here with me, right now!
But.
Now go stick your shaved head back down inside the woman's toilet, and just to show there's no hard feelings, I'll jump in the tow-truck and drive right over to help you pull it right out...ok?
thanks
by mark knopfler 69 on 2001.11.19 8:25 (#2583695)
I DO NOT BELIEVE YOU SIR. FOR ONE THING, THE E-MAIL FROM CMDRTACO DOES NOT HAVE ENOUGH GRAMMATICAL AND SPELLING MISTAKES. Let's be realistic here, CmdrTaco usually types with one hand, and since he is shaking from jacking off his aim on the keyboard isn't too good. Those e-mails were a little too well written. Sorry boy, you'll have to do better.
by WeatherTroll on 2001.11.19 8:14 (#2583667)
You should update this to say VA Software instead of VA Linux.
by smackmonkey on 2001.11.19 7:06 (#2583510)
Crackhead moderators: this is +5, Hilarious material.
--
CNN declares War on Islam!
Left-wing America declares War on its Civil Liberties!
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.19 5:40 (#2583336)
This was funny the first 100 times. Now it is getting boring!
by egg troll on 2001.11.18 22:27 (#2582054)
Having masturbated *twice* to this post, I'm still incredibly aroused! Come over for a Taco Snot. I'll be wearing my crotchless Clifford the Big Red Dog outfit!!
For more info check out this
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.18 12:03 (#2580822)
add more links to goatse and to cowboineal's site to make it better. a link to rotten.com would be nice too
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.18 12:18 (#2580832)
and a link to michael's site and to jon katz's site if he has one and homo's site. i dont know what else to say. maybe a few links to phallic.org they have nice penis pictures! a link to the planet quake site or whatever. really make the reader feel this faq really answers their questions. oh yeah, and when you talk about cmdrtaco snotting you, say he brought you to "orgasm after sweaty orgasm". describe it more is all i'm saying. and use more italics and bolding! and when you talk about jon katz shitting or whatever have a link to fecal japan on rotten.com
other wise a great job wipo troll! keep up the good work!
by Wil Wheaton on 2001.11.18 6:41 (#2580438)
Hi. Let's be buddies.. butt buddies.
--
WIL WHEATON DOT NET
by dead_puppy on 2001.11.18 5:33 (#2580342)
Here is an e-mail I received a week ago:
From: malda@slashdot.org
To: puppy_dead@hotmail.com
Subject: were where you last friday?
I thought we where supposed to meet at Backdoor's at 8-ish, sugar-lips? You could've at least told me that you could'nt make it! I was even in my favorite pink skirt for you, honey-cup... next time, you could be more considarite and tell me you cant come... bastard.
--
CmdrTaco (malda@slashdot.org)
You finding Ling-Ling's head?
by Big_Ass_Spork on 2001.11.18 4:53 (#2580300)
I do it wrong
Laying here in the shadows of my room, I squint up at my love. My Ms. Portman. I am sore and tired after fucking her for eight solid hours. My chapped and aching dick is soaking in grits to relieve the pain. She gets on her knees and starts lapping the grits up out of the bowl. She places her beautiful hands on my penis and starts to lick the grits off my achy piece.
Massaging my nutsack she....
WAIT, I DO IT WRONG!!!!
Yanking my dick out of her mouth I throw her to the ground and shove it in to her gaping freshly fisted ass. [goatse.cx]
"OH BIG ASS SPORK!! Fuck my ass, fuck my ass good. DEEPER, my stallion, deeper!! Make a Beowulf cluster of sperm on my back!!"
"Imagine a Beowulf cluster of this baby!"
I DO IT WRONG!!!!
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All your Sporks are belong to Big_Ass_Spork! What you say?! All your Sporks are belo... forget it...
by j0nkatz on 2001.11.17 22:54 (#2579596)
I just heard some sad news on the radio -- famous queerbait Rob Malda was found dead in his Holland home this morning. The details were a bit hazy, but it seems that he drowned in jizz while Taco Snotting his friend Hemos. I'm sure everyone in the
I wanna Open Source sex so it won't be worth a shit either.
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.15 6:38 (#2567601)
No no no, the correct term for that is "donkey-punch". I have eye-witnessed this amazing eye-popping event demonstrated on unsuspecting hose-monsters by my frat brothers in the past.. .
by AbsoluteRelativity on 2001.11.15 5:31 (#2567457)
The WIPO Troll
Slashdot and the Karma Lottery - News for uber monkeys, by uber monkeys.
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.13 9:27 (#2557632)
Oh, man that's just sick !
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.13 9:03 (#2557604)
TELL ME WHERE I CAN GET AN ANONYMOUS proxy please WIPO Troll. Maybe later i will join you in a snotting at my place.
by vikool on 2001.11.13 7:43 (#2557495)
what is this bull shit,i feel offened that some people feel so so senseless to post stuff like these esp when such a tragic incident has occured
by I.T.R.A.R.K. on 2001.11.11 22:38 (#2551890)
Where the fuck do I sign up?!
- I throw rocks at retarded kids
"Adequacy.org: Where congenital stupidity is not an option, but a requirement."
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.11 21:53 (#2551753)
this shit is hilarious..keep up the good work.
by rockwood on 2001.11.11 21:49 (#2551746)
OMG! That is the most disgusting thing I have ever heard! WHo in their right mind would sit down and waste the time to construct such a replusive story. I guess I'll be skipping lunch and dinner today.. and possibly tomorrow also. The game doesn't affect reality. Reality affects the game.
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.11 14:43 (#2550701)
dude, this is crap-flood material if i ever saw it.
duuuuuuuuudddddddddddddeeeeeeeee.
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.11 8:16 (#2550266)
horny_rob_6969@hotmail.com
Ah, so that's what the alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.horny-rob newsgroup is about!
by egg troll on 2001.11.11 5:34 (#2550024)
+5, Arousing
For more info check out this
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.11 4:39 (#2549891)
WINNER>
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.11 4:37 (#2549887)
I love you. Why do you use your bitchslapped account, rather than signing up for a new account to post at +1 before getting bitchslapped by the censors here? I guess I should speak for myself, but I don't want to log out and lose all my slashdot customization properties, nor do I want to lose my 50 karma yet.
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.09 9:19 (#2542412)
you fucking rock! right down to the expanded cvs id!
WIPO trolls > linux
________________________________________
J. Wipo Troll, Esq.
Crapflooder Associates
Slashdot.org
The first time I saw that picture, I thought there was nothing unusual about it. Until I realised that it was infact a LAN party, and not a small city. Way to go, Dreamhack!
Norway has a similar gigantic lan-party type thing once a year called "The Gathering." Anyone ever attended? Why don't we see more of these in the US?
WORD UP DUUD... 68k rulez
Pushin' 'n dealin', shovin' 'n stealin'
Okay, so whats the difference of being at something like this, or being on the net? Not much ;) I am sure that thier network is probably pretty laggy unless they spent some huge bux on the equipment.. doubtful though.. anyhow.. I'd rather stay at home and be comfortable than go to THAT.. now, a real LAN party is better.. a few half dozen or so friends, a few quake chicks, some pr0n.. and thats fun...
Jay
"What's this script do? unzip ; touch ; finger ; mount ; gasp ; yes ; umount ; sleep Hint for the answer: not everyth
I am at the party. Momy, I want to go home. It's to big.
The official numbers is 5-6000, we did a quick scan for windowz hosts and found about 3500.
Thier are 4554 seats on the map.
Just a mile or two away from the complex is a power distribution central.
Imagine how much a hooker could make in just one night of servicing these hard-up Nordic nerdlings....
OK, I'll bite. Just what *is* the official term for that many computer geeks all in one place? Looking at all those monitors I'm thinking maybe calling it a 'phosphera' of geeks? Or maybe you just use scientific terminology and simply append 'kilo' or 'mega' to the word, i.e. a thousand geeks all in one place would be 'one kilogeek'. Any other suggestions?
Yes, I AM a computer geek and proud of it, dammit! And yeah, if I lived anywhere near there I'd probably be like, maybe, third from the left in the fifth row.
I just remebered,we put up some pictures after DH 98, when it still was a fairly small party, not much, but neverthless fun to se.
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http://wlug.westbo.se/galleri/dreamhack98/dhack
And, yes, the switch mess in the middle actually worked
/Myrridin
I like the capacitance in that graph
Now look at THIS picture, and ask yourself the same question.
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You buncha lame-ass geeks!! Get off hte computer and get laid!
I agree with you - 100 % - I think the most humble I have ever felt was after seeing this intro - 256 bytes - aggh! - and it still runs under NT!
Now, I want to see the same intro in Linux - I am not sure if there is a way to make it work and stay that small or not - I am just OK with x86 ASM, but not to that level!!!
DAMN! I bow before 3 sc hardcore!
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Can you imagine the gore, blood, and assorted carnage one could achieve by running through that room with a BFG9000?
Mmmm... Pistol Whip...
omg god dude soo funny :)
there are about 5000 people here.. and we're all having a good time. here are some pictures from the floor.
this was a shot of the technicians at google...then came to my senses and realized it was a shot of yet another software company after some cost cutting consolidation....who needs offices or cubes?!
http://tinyurl.com/3t236
I feel sorry for the guy who kicks over the wrong plug in that place. :-)
They should be glad I'm not in Sweden because I would get a group of people and go there and shutdown the power.
I grew up in Jönköping...then I moved to Alaska...what was I thinking?
Looking at the picture made me laugh at first, but then it made me wonder. Am I the only one that finds a million geeks, stairing at glowing monitors, while bairly moving, kind of odd. It's like the matrix or something.
"Things are more moderner than before- bigger, and yet smaller- it's computers-- San Dimas High School football RULES!"
you're an idiot
1.65 MWatt (275W * 6000 computers)
Remember, they just got a bite from the /. effect.
They're coming to take me away haha!
Here is the MRTG bandwidth usage stats at Dreamhack 2001: http://dreamhack.swm.pp.se/194.0.15.254_7008.html
A top of 700 Mbit but right now 400 Mbit.
So its not the slashdot effect, its just the webserver that have MacClients to low i guess.
And BTW, its not 1000 people here, its like 5000-6000 people.
Well... let's do some math. Suppose 2500 people are there (this is realistic, I've seen 6K people parties here in Germany). Suppose most people are l33t d00ds and thus use some > 1.2 GHz Athlons OC'd to 1.4 with vacuum cleaner engines as fans. So let's say 250W average for the PC and 100W for the monitor, that's 350W per machine. Times 2500... 850kW. This sounds much, but on the other hand, electricity is ass cheap.
Microsoft is also here with some Xboxes...
:-).
I guess if you're going to keep the temperature at your comfy 27C... anything that burns must be welcome
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The energy companies? How about the oncologists 10 years down the road?!
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
LOL,
Few games seen because this is a truly awesome
time to kick off file sharing apps, LOL,
especially if it is all switches and no hubs .
Think of the ISO's and mp3's, LOL .
How many times do we have to tell you... Dreamhack is a DEMO party, hosting competitions in all sorts of areas as 64k DEMOs, Wild Music, and so on. The network itself is not laggy at all, of course. The equipment in here (sponsored by Cisco and other huge network companies) is worth in the > $25.000 range.
I wish it was like this
Dreamhack is just filled with boring gamers playing cs.
So, since sweden uses 240v power, and since the max you can run on a three-phase temporary power system is 200amps per run, they must have 10-3phase 200a power disconnects there, and most likely the same number of generators. Whew!
-Michael Roy Some people are like Slinkies. Not really useful, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down
Who cares how much bandwidth you have, your web server is going down more often than your mom.
PLEASE people! these (gathering/dreamhack etc) are NOT lanparties. they are (or were) DEMOPARTIES. as in the demoscene. they are being corrupted by gamers who allready have enough lanparties of their own.
can you say 5,000 ppl on a 100 MEGa-bit
switch fabric with file sharing appz.
oh my...
It _was_ a demoparty, and I used to go there, but now, to what reason? Last time I was there, there where gamers there, a lot of them, but they at least had demo competitions... I made a 512 bytes mini-intro (just for fun, there where no matching competition) with a friend...
Btw, I'l bite and answer two other messages:
There's no snow at all in Jönköping atm (or in any town in south sweden).
Sweden is a _long_ country, so this it's-dark-all-winter-and-bright-all-summer doesn't apply that much at all to e.g. Jönköping. But anyway, what does it matter when you'r in a building four days in a row, with ponly the light of thopusand monitors to guid you?
DH used to be in another, more northern town (borlänge) before, but even there, there where no snow and quite bright...
Btw, if you want to go to a _real_ demoparty, visit The Gathering in Norway!
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It looks like a couple of those stations are decked out in X-mas lights or something. Tis the season!
the 250W on the PC is not correct, 250W is the _maximum_ the powersupply unit can produce, in reality its much lower, we have a limit of 275W and there is 5000-6000 people on the party
According to the big screen, we are using 1.3 MW.
Stumbling in the dark
I hear slavering of jaws
Eaten by a grue.
Today it's more of a combined event: lots of gamers, and a small group of us, demosceners. The demoscene is not what it used to be... more and more people are into gaming than into demos, so when organising such an event, it's obvious you get 80% gamers and 20% sceners. It's not that much fun, agreed, but a fact of life...
Otis/Infuse Project, coder DemoGL http://www.demogl.com
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(clickable link, for the lazy) pictures of the setup of the site very cool
autopr0n is like, down and stuff.
Although, mainly gaming focused (not built from the demoscene like in eu) and not quite as huge. My quick googling turned up this obvious site which lists mainly events in the US and Canada.
autopr0n is like, down and stuff.
People are writing 4k intros for linux, there are even some tools for doing just that. Also check this out, a Linux program just 45 bytes long, shorter then the ELF executable header :P.
autopr0n is like, down and stuff.
http://stat.event.dreamhack.org/
:)
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Quite elite..
Arrowhead in cooperation with Ebone
in combination with a Black Diamond
I'm on an ethernet connection in Sweden, 400km or so from Dreamhack, dunno really... Downloading at around 750k/sec from an ftp inside dreamhack... hehe
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Well, gee, if you can't even show a picture of it, I don't think I want to be there!
I think you have that backwards, man.
autopr0n is like, down and stuff.
I thought it was a photo of a city at night. That's how nuts this LAN party is!
1.25k of useless blather, 79bytes of point. (btw, I don't know of any browsers that don't let you open multiple windows)
autopr0n is like, down and stuff.
this picture kinda shows what The Gathering is all about .. It started out as demoparty in '92 and is still running hot. These days all 5k of tickets gets sold out in ~24-48 hours, so there's apparently a huge market for lanparties here in norway, sweden and other close countries :)
.. well, guess what, since this isnt your average lanparty where people are staying in small, overheated rooms (like most "hey, lets gather over at our house"-lanparties), it works out quite nicely. Most people also shower daily (guess some of you havent heard about that. ;))..
.. well, it sorta could be. But that would be boring, wouldnt it? What you usually do is that you go to the party together with your demogroup, your clan or your friends, whatever suits your need. You sit together with the people you already know (5-10-50-100) - and guess what, just on the row behind you, someone you know from IRC is sitting .. and you're meeting them for the first time ever! .. and then, suddenly, the coder of that *awesome* demo just suddenly pops by your row to say 'hi' .. you kinda have to be there to get the spirit :)
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Some people has been complaining about "the stench has to be awful"
Ok, for those of you that are complaing about things getting too anonymous
DreamHack looks really nice this year, hopefully there'll be a few good contributions to the democompos and we'll see some nice showdowns in counter-strike and Q3
.. and to end it all up; go there!
mats
One man's ceiling is another man's floor.
No. I want to be in a hot tub with 3 Playboy centerfolds. Or, I want to be in a club, listening to Danny Tenaglia DJing, completely off my face. Or, I want to be in the Caribbean, sunbathing.
I DON'T want to be in freezing Sweden with thousands of geeks, playing computer games.
Well I only said it looked like there were 1000 in that picture. Does that picture capture the entire population?
Jason.
Actually the power and 10/100mbit switched network has been working flawlessly. And the 1gbit uplink is just fine. To bad this place crawls with 14 year old gamers sucking up the bandwidth. ;)
We are actually just below 6000 visitors this year, but thats just because DH has become more mainstream the last years. It used to be a demoparty, and i miss that.
WHAT??? Gathering is by no means a demoparty. 99.9% percent gamers last year when I was there.
:)
Mekka/Symposium and Dialogos in Germany on the other hand are REAL demoparties. Gamers are actually not invited
> 3. But not the condom concession. ...
then i guess you'll only get 'em going, eh?
However,
Even QuakeCon used generators. No way you could run that many machines over your average buildings wiring.
You are soooo right. I was in Stockolm for Y2K and it was about -15c. Brrrr.
The only solution was to drink to excess so you didn't feel the cold attacking your bones.
"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" - BF
Shit, I almost spat a mouthful of water at my keyboard and monitor, fucking funny as hell :) You should be a copywriter if that's indicative of your talents!
Since this is really not a 'LAN party' but a 'demo party' and this is Slashdot, something about the demo scene and linux is in order....
.ixa demos), State of Mind by Bomb and Alpha 2 by Astral. Finally, if you've got Java installed , you can enjoy the show right inside your browser window: Cyboman 1999 by the Komplex folks. This one's actually a java remake of an old 64k intro.
Check out Lnxscene for some Linux demos. Linux and demoscene haven't really mixed (yet?) so most of the stuff there isn't that good but I recommend checking out at least the linux-only (!) Dose 2 demo by mfx that placed 5th at Assembly, a very respectable achievement. Slashdot had a story about asm, too.
Some others work checking out are Astral Blur by TBL (they have a really cool system called Ixalance which lets them distribute the same files for all platforms it supports - all you need is the Ixalance launcher (only few hundred kilobytes) and you can run any of their
Surprisingly many Windows demos even work under WINE.
I greatly respect Sam Lantinga/Loki for giving us SDL, looking at the non-SDL demos/games on the Linux platform I'd say that only SDL has really made Linux a viable alternative for the demoscene to develop on.
You are quite right, a few screens in this picture
resemble this screenshot, a file-sharing program that is popular in Sweden.
What time is it/will be over there? Check with my iPhone app!
I want one too... wait.. with those going at 25.. i think i'll take 2,0 :)
Sometimes I wish I was a plumber, then I'd know how to deal with other people's shit.
The next big party is "The Party" in Denmark, Dec. 27-29. Some 4000 people will be there.
Their web site is http://www.theparty.dk
The computers are using so much electricity, they can't even get the lights to go on :)
Sounds like fun, until someone realizes that the snack machine doesn't work either...
When I showed the picture to my girlfriend, she thought it was a cityscape :)
Woz
ABC Demo Windows only... check it out, it is quite funny =) (1st prize demo at Coma 3 last weekend)
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Oh dear Lord.
Dreamhack 2001 - Nerds on a hunt for love
Funny comic-strip about Dreamhack 2001.
>> No way you could run that many machines over your average buildings wiring.
hmm. tell that to the average large call centre. they have the whole PC/monitor/lan power needs, plus major telephony apparatus kicking about.
sure, it isn't your normal average home. but neither is the place in that photo
~Cederic
My friends and I will have LANfests in a large basement - roughly 10 to 15 of us. The room is generally about half as tightly packed as the pictures of this festival appear to be. It will get to be almost 105F in there if we don't open a window, unless the air conditioning is on in the summer. Even then, it gets fairly warm. (90F-ish?)
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Why a fat connection? To make it cheaper for the sceners of course. :-)
I'm not there, but I *was* planning on doing a demoparty tour next summer as a trip with some friends. I'm Canadian and it costs to go to europe. So if I go to a demoparty it had better fucking well be worth my time. If I want to watch people run around and shoot people I can stay home and stay in observer mode in these videogames.
There are WAY more than 2500 people here!
I would guess on 5000..
"this is realistic, I've seen 6K people parties here in Germany"
??? The Scandinavian LAN-partys are by far the laegest in the World. Dreamhack, The gathering, The Party and Assembly!
What big lan-partys do you have in Germany? (I have heard of none..)
And everyone with a P4 is complaining about their processors half-clocking every 15 seconds...
"You think that's air you're breathing now?"
Nope...dosen't work that way... :D
:).
a VERY easy way to calculate the needed power:
1Amp*220V(scandinavia) per person.
And then you add the "NO MICROWAVES" rule of course:). You would not BELEIVE! the amount od stuff people bring with them to these parties
oh and for the standard "thats not enough power yadda yadda" comment..yes it is.
We've done this for quite some time now and it works
It's +3 at the moment. That's not too bad.
Actually both DH and TG has moved past that lable.
:)..(still remember the long ass scroll text on the intro to Way of the Exploding Fist:)
i sSon
:)
They both embrace EVERYONE that enjoys computers.
Be it Coders/GFX/Anims/Gamers, it does NOT MATTER as long as you have fun!
Now some people keeps on ranting about how this sub culture is ruining everything for that sub culture. Bullshit!
To all of you UberCoolHardCoreSceners , please stop!..you are NOT helping the recruitment to the demoscene by slagging someone for liking to play games instead of writing code,Making Grapichs,doing animations or making music..hey wait..ain't there a lot of so called "Game Lamers" that make VERY nice graphics for their clans Web pages, and what about level designers, skinners,Mod coders and so on!..
Also remember that some of the first Demos was actually Intros to cracked games
But back to the issue at hand.
Parties like DH and TG are NOT focus parties, no!
we're parties that want ot include EVERYONE.
At TG I've seen everything from the TotalNewbieJustGotMyComputerForXmas to the Serious42YearOldEngineerWhoIsHereToPlayQuakeWithH
So PLEASE stop acting like jerks and can the Game Lamahs,Scene Nazi,Leecher Dood,IRC geek or whatever you feel you need to call your fellow Computer Enthusiast to feel superior.
Oh and Greets to all Old Amiga farts out there..
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trick is to find the BSOD.
It is not that bad. Currently it is about -1c, pitch black and no snow ...
It ain't cold. Put on some god damn clothes instead of whining.
Well plans are shipped around and DreamHack will be held two times each year, one in november/december and one in the beginning of the summer.
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Correction my friend.
I am at Dreamhack...and it not 1000 ppl here....it's 5000 ppl here..:)
And Yes...it's hot....but the ventelation is ok...
Can you imagine all the licensing fees?
So, er, how much power do you suppose is pulled at the annual COMDEX show at the Las Vegas Convention Center? A "mere" 6000 computers? Not a problem, once you think about the realities of robotic lighting systems, effects machines, LOTS of sound, and all the peripherals that chew watts like cherry Pez...
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Well... there is no snow here... :)
You really have a deathwish do you? Do you really want 1000+ angry geeks out for your blood?
Dont think you would want that.... The security has played unreal/quake/etc. for 31 hours before their shift... And the warious hacker gangs would probably be somewhat upset that their connection to FBI was cut... ;-) Bulletproof west is not an option... we know where to aim ;-)
But why doesn't NT complain? I remember NT would complain of such things (I remember trying to run DOOM on an NT box one time - gave me an error about trying to access the hardware directly). This switch, as you point out, is done via a BIOS interrupt - so why doesn't NT complain? Did MS change something to allow better handling of this?
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Well, Id guess there is more than 1000 in that picture, we where 6000 people and 5000 computers so there rather be more than 1000 in that picture. And its not the entire population!
1.6 Megawatt isn't really that much for an industrial power connection, the oven they use industrially produce bread pulls more, and a bunch of 630 Amp 230 volts (armswith) wires is pretty much enough for those computers
tempfile, you have think off that theres twice as much computers than theres looking like on that image?
if theres 2500 computers facing towards the camera, how many do you think are facing the otherway?
We jut couldn't get past that 700....
i liked DLing at 8Mbit occasionally thou