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Ask William Shatner

At long last William Shatner has volunteered himself to be strapped into the Slashdot Interviewee Victim Chair. You know the gig: Post your questions for the man, the moderators do their thing, and in a week or so we post the answers. So here's your chance to ask questions to the star of Iron Chef USA, Miss Congeniality and TJ Hooker!

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  1. On Sci-Fi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When you host the movies, what's that bartender really like? He seems pretty cool on TV, but I get the feeling he's a real jerk off camera. Am I right?

    P.S. I loved Tek War!

  2. MY ...GOD....MAN!!!!! by fataugie · · Score: 2, Funny

    Where did you go to school for acting?

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    WTF? Over?

    1. Re:MY ...GOD....MAN!!!!! by DesScorp · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually, he spent a great deal of time at the Toronto Shakespeare Company. He was Christopher Plummer's understudy in fact. All joking aside, Shatner was considered a hot property at that time. His first big break was when Plummer was sick one night, and he had to do the Hamlet role. Audiences said he was magnificent. Serious roles like The Brothers Karamazov followed. He was nabbed for Star Trek because of his classical theater rep, and if you've ever watched the old episodes, some of his performances were damn good. He's went the Leslie Nielson route now, and doing a lot of comedy, but drama was originally his forte.

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    2. Re:MY ...GOD....MAN!!!!! by Oopsz · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually, Mr. Shatner graduated from montreal's prestigious McGill University in 1952. Although enrolled as a Management student, he spent a lot of time in the theatre, being a member of the Red and White Revue, the Player's Drama Club and the Radio Workshop. In a historic 1993 referendum, the students of McGill voted to name their student union building the William Shatner building, and on a 1999 visit to the university, Mr. Shatner was heard to say that all his experience at McGill taught him "the joy of entertaining, the mechanics of production, how to have empathy to fear and how to enjoy and appreciate talent. It's not difficult to be a failure...[The] extraordinary feeling of success is much more rare than failure."

      Oddly enough, after graduating with a BCom, his first job was at a summer theatre-- not as an actor, but as a bookkeeper...

    3. Re:MY ...GOD....MAN!!!!! by OmegaGeek · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Actually, he spent a great deal of time at the Toronto Shakespeare Company ..." I had always heard that his time was at Stratford, which is not too far from Toronto. He was, in his time there, considered to be one of the great stars of the Stratford festival. If you watch his acting, it may look overstated and comical on television or in movies, but the way he delivers dialog is perfect for the characters he played in Shakespeare's plays. His Marc Antony was reputed to be spectacular. It might not work as T.J. Hooker, but try his stereotypical cadence with Marc Antony's eulogy: "Friends ... Romans ... Countrymen - lend me your ears." Ooooo, don't it just give you chills.

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      Even heroes have the right to dream
    4. Re:MY ...GOD....MAN!!!!! by DesScorp · · Score: 2

      I stand corrected. It was indeed the Stratford Company he was a part of, NEAR Toronto. Thanks for the info....

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  3. Are you Star Wars Fan? by bsharitt · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Do you like the Star Wars movies?

  4. Speech by TiMac · · Score: 3, Funny

    Why...do...you...talk...so.........slowly?

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    1. Re:Speech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      He once said on Letterman:

      "Because I...can't remember....my....lines..."

    2. Re:Speech by matman · · Score: 2

      Mr. Shatner played in the Stratford Festival Theatre in Ontario Canada early in his career.

    3. Re:Speech by pete-classic · · Score: 2

      He doesn't speak slowly, he speaks haltinly.

      -Peter

    4. Re:Speech by brassman · · Score: 3, Informative
      About Stratford -- My ex's aunt saved a newspaper clipping from Mr. Shatner's "big break" in 1956(?) -- he took over the lead role in Henry V when Christopher Plummer was felled by a kidney stone. It was apparently quite a performance -- the dear lady described it movingly, including the part where the entire ensemble encircled him at the end, giving him their own standing ovation.

      So, Mr. Shatner, what's next? Should we assume it'll still be a few years before you're ready to take on Lear? How about Falstaff?

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      "Ain't no right way to do a wrong thing."
    5. Re:Speech by 3-State+Bit · · Score: 3, Funny

      >when Christopher Plummer was felled by a kidney stone
      I'm sorry, I can't stop laughing at the way you phrased that.

    6. Re:Speech by runlvl0 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Was there really something? On. The. Wing?

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      Carthago delenda est!
    7. Re:Speech by runlvl0 · · Score: 2

      And, in a related note, say "Who put the tribbles in the quatrotriticale, and what was in the wheat that kiiled them?" Three times fast.

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      Carthago delenda est!
    8. Re:Speech by perfessor+multigeek · · Score: 3, Funny

      And let's not forget the slowest speech ever on ST, in the first movie, when they are caught in the wormhole.
      Fi-re - Pho-ton - tor - pe -dos.
      Be-lay - that - or-der!
      and so on.
      Hoo boy was I grateful when they finally got to . . .
      Pho -ton - tor-pe-dos - - a - WAYYYY!

      My god. It's been twenty-two years and I'm *still* annoyed.
      Rustin

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      Data is the lever, rigor the fulcrum, brains the force that drives it all.
  5. Showtime by MyHair · · Score: 2

    LOL, I just saw Showtime on DVD last week. Not the best movie, but it was hilarious to see William Shatner try to give Robert Dinero advice on how to act like a cop.

    Can't wait to see the funny comments in this thread.

  6. Trekkies by anthonyclark · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Mr Shatner,

    What is the scariest experience you have ever had with one of your adoring fans?

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    1. Re:Trekkies by Tablizer · · Score: 4, Interesting

      scariest experience you have ever had with one of your adoring fans?

      I don't know about danger, but they sure can get annoying.

      I was at a Trek convention once, and a pesky fan somehow got ahold of the microphone and kept saying, "Please please Mr. Shatner, my life dream is to have my picture taken with you, please please oh please fullfill my dream!"

      Shatner looked like he was thinking about it, then pointed to the autograph line and said, "No, I'm sorry, it would be unfair to these people who waited in line all this time." People then started shouting things at both the geek and Shatner things like, "Just do it and get it over with", and "Beam the f__ dweeb outta here!" and "skip the stun setting!".

      A bit later during another audience question, the person said, "You are my favorite captain. You are brave, you have big guts, uh, I mean lots of guts." Mr. Shatner was looking at his stomach and giving the guy a funny look. He was a good sport about it though. He seemed to enjoy playing along and getting into it, both praising the Trek series and telling about funny inside situations.

      People kept asking about books by other cast members who said bad things about him. He said something like, "I remembered that we mostly got along on the sets. I don't remember all those alleged battles in those books. I think they wrote them simply to sell books and make money. That is the only explanation I can think of that could explain our different memories of the studio times."

      He expressed dissapointment that the top effects studio went on strike during the filming of "Final Frontier". He felt it would have done better at the box office if they had full effects. Hmmmm. Perhaps they can re-release it and edit in better effects, like Lucas did to Star Wars. Should I ask him if that has ever been considered?

    2. Re:Trekkies by Gary · · Score: 2, Funny

      He expressed dissapointment that the top effects studio went on strike during the filming of "Final Frontier". He felt it would have done better at the box office if they had full effects. Hmmmm. Perhaps they can re-release it and edit in better effects, like Lucas did to Star Wars. Should I ask him if that has ever been considered?

      At the same time ask him if he can have it completely rewritten and redone with a new director. That *might* actually improve the movie.

      G.

    3. Re:Trekkies by adamjaskie · · Score: 2

      LOL Final Frontier. Easily one of the WORST movies I have ever seen. "I believe we are required to engage in a ritual known as 'sing along'" lol

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      /usr/games/fortune
    4. Re:Trekkies by Some+Dumbass... · · Score: 3, Funny

      Mr Shatner,

      What is the scariest experience you have ever had with one of your adoring fans?


      Not counting some of these questions...

  7. How sad would you rate Trekkie fans ? by MosesJones · · Score: 5, Interesting

    You appear to have a healthy level of distain for "Trekkies" who become obsessed with the series. Where does this stem from, and what would you recommend that these people do instead.

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    An Eye for an Eye will make the whole world blind - Gandhi
    1. Re:How sad would you rate Trekkie fans ? by viper21 · · Score: 5, Funny

      He would probably rate them:

      -1 : Troll

      -S

    2. Re:How sad would you rate Trekkie fans ? by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2
      You appear to have a healthy level of distain for "Trekkies" who become obsessed with the series. Where does this stem from, and what would you recommend that these people do instead.
      I think the proper question ought to be: "What would you recomment to do to these people instead".
    3. Re:How sad would you rate Trekkie fans ? by ThenAgain · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Have you every gotten into trouble for open distain for crazed fans (like the Saturday Night Live convention skit)?

    4. Re:How sad would you rate Trekkie fans ? by duck_prime · · Score: 5, Funny
      You appear to have a healthy level of distain for "Trekkies" who become obsessed with the series. Where does this stem from, and what would you recommend that these people do instead.
      Er ... install Linux? ;)
    5. Re:How sad would you rate Trekkie fans ? by Aexia · · Score: 2, Funny

      He would probably rate them:

      -1 : Troll


      Wouldn't it be:

      Minus! .... One. Troll.

  8. Settle it once and for all! by breon.halling · · Score: 5, Funny

    Do you think you take Patrick Stewart in a fight? =)

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    "Yeah, well, Dracula called and he's coming over tonight for you and I said okay."
    1. Re:Settle it once and for all! by ryants · · Score: 2
      Corollary:

      What do you think of this widely reported quote:

      No, but he certainly could kick the shit out of Captain Kirk. And you may quote me.
      Patrick Stewart, on whether Professor X from X-Men could kick Capt. Picard's ass.
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      Ryan T. Sammartino
      "Ancora imparo"

  9. What if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wil Wheaton asks William Shatner questions on SLASHDOT?! It'd be like... Slashdot: Generations! My head might explode!

  10. The Transformed Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'd love to hear William talk about the Transformed Man LP. How seriously did you take the project at the time, and how do you feel about the way it's metamorphosed into a camp classic?

    1. Re:The Transformed Man by jejones · · Score: 2

      I actually have a copy of Marshak and Culbreath's biography of Shatner, titled Shatner: Where No Man..., and one of the truly scary parts of it is the section where he lets M&C listen to portions of The Transformed Man, and they praise it unreservedly and without irony.

    2. Re:The Transformed Man by cluke · · Score: 2

      The Transformed Man, you say?

      I do belive this is a good time to plug my site.

  11. How do you feel... by KirkH · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...about being reponsible for the nickname 'captain' being given to all of us named Kirk in real life?

    1. Re:How do you feel... by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 2

      Oh. My. God. I'm not the only one who's had to endure "Aye-aye, Cap'n!" every time I'd ask somebody to do something? You don't know how much that means to me. :)

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      Dewey, what part of this looks like authorities should be involved?
    2. Re:How do you feel... by ScannerBoy · · Score: 2, Funny

      My mother admits naming me Kirk after your character.

      Acording to her, I was really only an hours worth of pain medication from being named Spock.

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      --Should work--
    3. Re:How do you feel... by G-funk · · Score: 2


      So this is what it sounds like when doves cry.
      </milhouse>

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      Send lawyers, guns, and money!
  12. Gotta ask by Tablizer · · Score: 4, Funny

    Who bagged more babes in the 60's, you or Roddenberry?

    1. Re:Gotta ask by GuyMannDude · · Score: 2

      A simple counting wouldn't show who's the bigger stud. I mean, a green alien chick is probably worth 5 or 6 human chicks ...

      GMD

    2. Re:Gotta ask by Uma+Thurman · · Score: 2

      Ummm. That would be Jeffrey Hunter, not Shatner. The green alien chick was one of the ways that Vena appeared to Capt. Pike.

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      This is America, damnit. Speak Spanish!
    3. Re:Gotta ask by Codifex+Maximus · · Score: 2

      You forget the green alien chick in that episode on the penal planet. She tried to skewer Kirk because she had to "Kill her lover".

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    4. Re:Gotta ask by Banjonardo · · Score: 2
      *cough* Get a life! *cough*

      :-) You know, the Shatner book?

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  13. "The Defenders" by dpbsmith · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I (and my family) really thought you were good in "The Defenders." Any plans to revive it?

  14. cult vs. normal by tazochai · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If Mr. Shatner had the choice, would he prefer to have his current acting status as a main character in a cult classic? Or would he rather have been a consistently good actor in "normal" tv-shows/movies/theatre?

    Has he started using pricelie.com YET?

  15. Do they let you use... by scrod98 · · Score: 3, Funny

    the Priceline.com server? Judging from all those lights and monitors it must be wicked powerful!

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    LETS DECOMPOSE & ENJOY ASSEMBLING
  16. Two questions... by droopus · · Score: 5, Interesting

    A) What was your personal favorite episode of the Original Star Trek series and why?

    B) What did you honestly think of TNG, not as as a tv property but as a continuation of the philosophy of your original series?

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    "The pie shall be cut in half and each man shall receive.....death. I'll eat the pie."
    1. Re:Two questions... by DeadVulcan · · Score: 5, Funny

      What was your personal favorite episode of the Original Star Trek series and why?

      Oh, please. He's probably been asked this question a billion times. He'll probably give you some bullsh*t answer just because he's sick of it.

      How about: What was your favourite T.J. Hooker episode, and why?

      (Yes... this is a joke.)

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      Accountability on the heads of the powerful.
      Power in the hands of the accountable.
    2. Re:Two questions... by droopus · · Score: 2

      Oh, please. He's probably been asked this question a billion times. He'll probably give you some bullsh*t answer just because he's sick of it.

      You'd think so, wouldn't you? But I searched and couldn't find an answer to that seemingly obvious question.

      Hey, I'm just interested, don't shoot me. 16 mods?

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      "The pie shall be cut in half and each man shall receive.....death. I'll eat the pie."
    3. Re:Two questions... by DeadVulcan · · Score: 2

      But I searched and couldn't find an answer to that seemingly obvious question.

      I tried Google with "william shatner favourite star trek episode" and there was one article (something like the eighth hit) where Shatner answered "City on the Edge of Forever."

      But I'm slightly suspicious of this answer (only slightly mind you) because that episode consistently comes near the top of all fan polls. So, he may be saying that just to please the crowd.

      Who knows?

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      Accountability on the heads of the powerful.
      Power in the hands of the accountable.
    4. Re:Two questions... by suss · · Score: 2

      What was your personal favorite episode of the Original Star Trek series and why?

      Oh, please. He's probably been asked this question a billion times. He'll probably give you some bullsh*t answer just because he's sick of it.


      Well, "Devil In The Dark" seems to be his favourite episode. I don't know how the original message got modded up so high, the question is rather redundant. Even a quick google search could give you this answer.

    5. Re:Two questions... by droopus · · Score: 2

      I wanted a definitive answer. You quoted one answer, DeadVulcan quoted another.

      And here's another.

      To be honest, I was more interested in the second question, which no one seems to have commented on, but to be truthful, it's not really that important. Why it got 19 mods is beyond me. B)

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      "The pie shall be cut in half and each man shall receive.....death. I'll eat the pie."
  17. What happened to all those tribbles?? by ledbetter · · Score: 4, Funny

    Did you get to keep any tribbles? Or did they just burn them?

    1. Re:What happened to all those tribbles?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...except for the one that currently sits on top of his head.

    2. Re:What happened to all those tribbles?? by PunchMonkey · · Score: 2

      Did you get to keep any tribbles? Or did they just burn them?

      I wonder if we could transport them all to Afghanistan.....

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      I'll have something intelligent to add one of these days...
    3. Re:What happened to all those tribbles?? by CaseyB · · Score: 2

      Didn't you watch the episode? Only some of the tribbles died. The remaining thousands were beamed over to the Klingon starship by Scotty --"Where they'll be no Tr-r-ribble at all!".

    4. Re:What happened to all those tribbles?? by Stoutlimb · · Score: 2

      In other words, they were eventually burned.

    5. Re:What happened to all those tribbles?? by Codifex+Maximus · · Score: 3, Informative

      No, actually, they multiplied and almost took over the Klingon homeworld. Ultimately, some enterprizing Klingon did some genetic engineering and created a "Glommer". The Glommer is a creature that sneeks up on tribbles, pounces and eats em. It has a voracious appetite.

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    6. Re:What happened to all those tribbles?? by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

      They all went back to the "Toupe bin" where they came from.

    7. Re:What happened to all those tribbles?? by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 2

      crafty Kirk? It wasn't even Kirk's idea. He didn't even know about it until after the fact. He had to yell at the crew to get them to tell him what happened to the tribbles.

    8. Re:What happened to all those tribbles?? by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Funny

      Didn't one moonlight as his hairpiece for a little while?

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      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    9. Re:What happened to all those tribbles?? by Anthony+Boyd · · Score: 2

      OMG -- someone moderated the parent post as "informative." That is just hilarious. Some moderator out there has an excellent sense of humor.

    10. Re:What happened to all those tribbles?? by adamjaskie · · Score: 2

      Kirk: Where are the tribbles?
      Scotty: Well, it was Spock's idea.
      Kirk: Spock; where are the tribbles?
      Spock: Well, it was Scotty who did the actual engineering.
      Kirk: WHERE ARE THE TRIBBLES?
      Scotty: I used the transporter sir.
      Kirk: WHERE ARE THEY?!?!?!
      Scotty: (looks at Spock)
      Spock: (looks at Bones)
      Bones: (looks at Scotty)
      Kirk: Scotty, you didnt... beam them into space... did you?
      Scotty: No sir, thatd'd be inhuman!
      Kirk: WHERE ARE THE TRIBBLES?
      Scotty: I gave them a very good home sir.
      Kirk: WHERE?!@?!?!
      Scotty: I gave them to the Klingons sir
      Kirk: YOu WHAT?
      Scotty: I gave them to the Klingons. Right before they jumped into warp, I beamed the whole kit and kaboodle into their engine room, where theyl be no trrrible at all.
      All: (laughing)

      Probly a bit inaccurite, as it is all from memory, but thats like the few minutes or so of the episode.

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      /usr/games/fortune
    11. Re:What happened to all those tribbles?? by n-baxley · · Score: 2

      Someone stuck moters in them and sold them as Furbies!

  18. Priceline.com by Petronius · · Score: 4, Interesting

    How many shares of Priceline.com do you own? Any comments on the whole dot-com thing?

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  19. Do you take yourself seriously? by Ezubaric · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It seems that much of your fame today continues to be good-humored self-mockery: the Star Trek Futurama episode, playing yourself in Showtime, singing for Priceline. I'm sure this brings in the bucks, but what are you doing today that challenges you creatively and for which you would rather be remembered? Of what are you most proud? What have you done that's just for the money?

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  20. Overacting???? by shftleft · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Over the years, much parody has been made of your apparent "overacting" on the original Star Trek series. How do you feel about this, does it bother you?

    "Shatner, I'd fight William Shatner." --Fight Club

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    People who have witty things here blow.
    1. Re:Overacting???? by JTFritz · · Score: 5, Interesting
      "Shatner, I'd fight William Shatner." --Fight Club

      Hey, speaking of this line from Fight Club, has Edward Norton or Brad Pitt challenged you to some sort of Celebrity Boxing type thing?

      If you were to go on Celebrity Boxing, who would you fight?

    2. Re:Overacting???? by _ph1ux_ · · Score: 2

      You have to ask? He'd...fight the ....Evil Captain Kirk!

    3. Re:Overacting???? by pmineiro · · Score: 2, Interesting

      i saw an interview with jason alexander (george from seinfeld) once, who claimed that he was inspired by shatner's overemoting style. makes sense, considering his rendition of george.

      jason also made the point, which i agree with, that shatner's "over the top" style was a major factor in the success of the original series.

      -- p

  21. Enterprise IT policy by melonman · · Score: 4, Funny

    Does Starship Command run Open Source? How about the Klingons? I think we need to know who we should be rooting for.

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    Virtually serving coffee
    1. Re:Enterprise IT policy by questionlp · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think we should be rooting the Borg and take them down, then we can open source the collective and their code. The Romulans can keep their closedness :)

      Oh... you meant rooting *for*... I'd say the Q Continuum!

    2. Re:Enterprise IT policy by Sri+Lumpa · · Score: 3, Funny


      Given how easy it is to take total control of the ship (at least in the following series, I haven't seen most of TOS) from any terminal I would say that it's pretty safe to say that they are using an MS derived system.

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      "The obvious mathematical breakthrough would be development of an easy way to factor large prime numbers." Bill Gates,
    3. Re:Enterprise IT policy by Sri+Lumpa · · Score: 2


      I suppose that you are talking about the remote root backdoor when they drop the shields of Kahn's ship. If Kahn had upgraded the ship's computers to Linux (or HURD, version 1 just might be ready by then ;)) they would have had the opportunity to check for any such back door.

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      "The obvious mathematical breakthrough would be development of an easy way to factor large prime numbers." Bill Gates,
    4. Re:Enterprise IT policy by sckeener · · Score: 2

      Does Starship Command run Open Source? How about the Klingons? I think we need to know who we should be rooting for.

      I can't say for everyone, but Risa is open source.

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      "Only one thing, is impossible for god: to find any sense in any copyright law on the planet." Mark Twain
  22. How much of a Geek are you, anway? by Planesdragon · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Will Wheaton has showed up on /. several times, and proved himself to be as geeky as any of the slashdot editorial staff.

    How much of a geek are you, Mr. Shater? Do you build your own PC from scratch and put Linux on it, or do you not even pay attention if your PC is Windows or Mac?

    1. Re:How much of a Geek are you, anway? by Col.+Panic · · Score: 2

      Actually I would like to know - "What kind of computer do you have?"

    2. Re:How much of a Geek are you, anway? by tswinzig · · Score: 2

      Clearly he uses Windows. I've never seen good speech recognition software on Linux.

      "Computer, open priceline.com in Netscape."

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      "And like that ... he's gone."
    3. Re:How much of a Geek are you, anway? by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 2

      Yes, but any speech recognition software should be able to pick up what he is saying at the rate he talks.

    4. Re:How much of a Geek are you, anway? by spongman · · Score: 2

      probably one with big, flashing, non-descript flashing panels and silly beeps.

  23. how does it feel by digitalsushi · · Score: 5, Interesting

    How does it feel knowing that you, amongst others, have helped to inspire four decades of technically minded people to apply themselves to bring some portion of reality to the fiction you have portrayed?

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  24. Getting a life... by daeley · · Score: 5, Funny

    When you said on episode #18739 of Saturday Night Live: 'Get a life ... will ya, people? I mean, for cryin' out loud, it's just a TV show.', were you really reprising 'Evil Kirk' as Phil Hartman's (RIP) character suggested or did your motivation run deeper than that, say to 'Amok Time' when you had to battle Spock? ;)

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    1. Re:Getting a life... by PunchMonkey · · Score: 5, Funny

      When you said on episode #18739 of Saturday Night Live: 'Get a life ... will ya, people? I mean, for cryin' out loud, it's just a TV show.', were you really reprising 'Evil Kirk' as Phil Hartman's (RIP) character suggested or did your motivation run deeper than that, say to 'Amok Time' when you had to battle Spock? ;)

      A wizard did it.

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      I'll have something intelligent to add one of these days...
  25. Why? by kaosrain · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Mr. Shatner: What made you finally decide to allow us to question you?

    1. Re:Why? by sporty · · Score: 2

      Masochism :)

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    2. Re:Why? by Hard_Code · · Score: 2

      A cut of the Dot Com Billion $$$ bandwagon of course.

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  26. Looking back over your career by Desmoden · · Score: 5, Interesting


    What work would you say you are most proud of? And then what do you wish you hadn't done or could redo?

    Des

  27. Now that you're dead... by bsharitt · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Since they've finally killed off Captain Kirk, how do feel about not really being able to be part of any new Star Trek movies?

  28. What ST captain would look best by Hektor_Troy · · Score: 5, Funny

    when bare-chested?

    Kirk
    Pickard
    Sisco
    Janeway
    Archer

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    1. Re:What ST captain would look best by irc.goatse.cx+troll · · Score: 3, Funny

      But dax wasnt captain. If we're going for non-captains to, T'Pol all the way.
      proof for any disbelievers

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    2. Re:What ST captain would look best by sconeu · · Score: 2

      Seeing as most /.ers are straight males, I bet the slashdot poll would say "Janeway".

      Shatner's answer would have to be either Kirk or Janeway.

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    3. Re:What ST captain would look best by Tranvisor · · Score: 2

      The original Dax was 'acting captain' of the Defiant for like 5 episodes in the 6th season while Sisko was a assistant to an admiral. I think that counts if you ask me.

    4. Re:What ST captain would look best by fenix+down · · Score: 2

      You gotta be pretty damn straight to say that anyone looks better topless than Archer.

      ...

      Now, if you'll excuse me...

      Oh, Dr. Beckett, you're so dreamy...

    5. Re:What ST captain would look best by evilviper · · Score: 2

      Bah. I think 7 of 9 is the winner, hands-down.

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    6. Re:What ST captain would look best by perfessor+multigeek · · Score: 2

      Seeing as most /.ers are straight males, I bet the slashdot poll would say "Janeway".
      For once, it sure as shootin' wouldn't be "Cowboy Neal".

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    7. Re:What ST captain would look best by dnoyeb · · Score: 2

      I'll say 7of9.

      All the ST women were hot. My favorite was Kira from ds9.

    8. Re:What ST captain would look best by dnoyeb · · Score: 2

      Kirk in his era had the chest that people seemed to like. small, bald.

      Picard in his era also has the chest folks seem to like. Hairy.

      Sisko I'm afraid was past his chestly prime. On spencer for hire maybe, but on DS9 he had put on the lb(age).

      Janeway never did it for me.

      Archer was of course a fine woman.

      If you lined them up Id have to go with Picard. Perhaps because it fit his personality so well.

  29. Why priceline? by sab39 · · Score: 2

    Why, oh why, advertise priceline, of all companies? That cost you a lot of respect in my eyes, at least.

    That and the, er, singing (for want of a better word).

    Stuart.

  30. Your input by los+furtive · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Since Star Trek you've written a great deal of sci-fi novels. Did you have a leaning towards science fiction before your career as captain of the USS Enterprise? What are your most important sci-fi influences?

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    1. Re:Your input by aallan · · Score: 2

      Since Star Trek you've written a great deal of sci-fi novels...

      Shatner's book are ghost written...

      Al.
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  31. The new-guy-in-the-red-shirt formula by iamwoodyjones · · Score: 4, Funny

    Seriously who's idea was it to come up with the new-guy-in-the-red-shirt dies every time you, Bones, and Spock went to the surface?

    Was it one of you guys or was it a writer? If so, which writer/writers was it?

  32. Music Career by MyHair · · Score: 4, Funny

    Are you planning on releasing any new songs soon?

    (Anyone ever heard him sing Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds?)

    1. Re:Music Career by Triv · · Score: 3, Informative

      he guest-starred on an album released with Ben Folds called "Fear of Pop" a few years ago - it's really friggin' good. Check it here.

    2. Re:Music Career by quantaman · · Score: 2

      The scrary part with that CD was when I suddenly realized I was when I realized how much I was enjoying it!

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  33. Niche Popularity and Affliction by kenp2002 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    2 Part question really, with a renewed popularity and, from what I gather, a content life, how has you affliction (I have forgotten the name) that causes the ringing in your ears been? I had heard that stress can cause it to act up. As of late has presence of the ailment been reduced or eliminated?

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  34. Esperanto? by xyzzy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Did you really learn Esperanto for your role in "Incubus"? If so, do you still speak it?

    1. Re:Esperanto? by coljac · · Score: 2

      Good question, but I know enough Esperanto to tell that he (and the others) were faking it. It gave the movie a great, eerie quality, though. And the goat-demon sex scene was a nice touch.

      Mi parolas (aux lernadas) Esperanton, kaj mi scias, ke lian Esperanto estas ne tre bona. Sed gxi estas bona filmo.

      -Coljac

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  35. Priceline by ISPTech · · Score: 2, Funny

    Do you find the priceline commercials that you do just as annoying as we do? ;-)

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  36. Mr. Shatner.. by grub · · Score: 4, Funny


    ..how was the green chick?

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    1. Re:Mr. Shatner.. by DeltaSigma · · Score: 2

      Ha, yeah... ... ...wait, which one?

  37. If you weren't part of Star Trek... by Whispers_in_the_dark · · Score: 5, Interesting

    how do you think your career would have been different? (Not that the career that you have is bad in any way, just curious what you were gunning for originally.)

  38. Shakesperian Influences? by sampson7 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    We all know you started out as a Shakesperian actor, and I wonder what you learned from those rolls that you later applied in your science fiction career? What do you think of Shakespeare's place in the acting canon? Do you still stage act?

    1. Re:Shakesperian Influences? by McSpew · · Score: 2

      And do you still like Sharon Stone as Calpernia?

  39. William Shatner ... by halftrack · · Score: 3, Funny

    Who are you, really?

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  40. Re:Hole in the CV by daeley · · Score: 2

    Shatner sci-fi show with cops, cooking, and Sandra Bullock? I'd watch! ;)

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  41. Incubus and Esperanto by sciuro · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Hi:

    I'm interested in an early film you were in, called Incubus, in which all the dialogue was in Esperanto.

    Did you have to learn any Esperanto for this? If so, how much did you learn and do you still remember any? If not, were any of the actors speakers of language, or was most of it receited by heart from the sounds?



    1. Re:Incubus and Esperanto by Schnapple · · Score: 2

      Actually, The Daily Show ran a piece on Esperanto and the (small) group of people who still study Esperanto and want it to replace, well, everything. They interviewed Shatner for this and IIRC he still knew some Esperanto.

    2. Re:Incubus and Esperanto by dagoalieman · · Score: 2

      From what I recall, seeing a TV interview of him once, he actually knows Esperanto pretty well- I remember him saying something in Esperanto for the interview. It was like 2 or 3 years ago. Anyone remember what I'm talking about? I really don't recall what station/show/etc...

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    3. Re:Incubus and Esperanto by dvdeug · · Score: 2

      the (small) group of people who still study Esperanto

      One fairly well regarded count of speakers of world languages came up with two million speakers of Esperanto. The 1997 World Congress had 45,000 visitors. The word "small" seems unfair.

      want it to replace, well, everything.

      That was never the goal for Esperanto. It's an auxilary language, not a primary one, meant to supplement native languages, not replace them.

      From everything I've read, Incubus is almost impossible to understand, because the actors have such thick Californian accents. How much Esperanto did Shatner know? I could probably speak some random Esperanto and German if John Stewart asked me to, but I certainly don't know enough to be of much use.

    4. Re:Incubus and Esperanto by dvdeug · · Score: 2

      Was his Esperanto like his English?
      Es...per...an...to :-)


      Yes. It was less obvious, given the more surreal environment of Incubus.

    5. Re:Incubus and Esperanto by nurightshu · · Score: 2

      The word "small" seems unfair.

      Two million Esperanto speakers on a planet of roughly seven billion means that it's something like .29% of the world's population. The word "small" seems perfectly fair when the competition is Hindi, Mandarin, French, English, or Spanish.

      From everything I've read, Incubus is almost impossible to understand, because the actors have such thick Californian accents.

      If Esperanto's goal was to be a supplementary language, shouldn't it have been designed in such a way that the speaker's accent doesn't confuse meaning? The Korean woman at the tailor shop where I used to get my uniforms worked on has an accent thicker than pitch when she speaks English, but I could still understand her. I'm not asking to be a jerk or anything; I'm really curious why a language that was supposed to be the "wave of the future" wouldn't have figured a way to route around accent issues.

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    6. Re:Incubus and Esperanto by dvdeug · · Score: 2

      The word "small" seems perfectly fair when the competition is Hindi, Mandarin, French, English, or Spanish.

      You said "small group of people", so we aren't talking about a language, we're talking about a movement. Name a cause with two million people who have spend a hundred hours of their life on it. There probably aren't two million people who know what the DCMA is, much less are willing to spend a lot of time on it. Does that make the movement against the DCMA infinitesimal?

      The Korean woman at the tailor shop where I used to get my uniforms worked on has an accent thicker than pitch when she speaks English

      But she spent more than two weeks learning the language, and spent time talking to actual speakers in actual situations, unlike the actors in Incubus.

      I'm really curious why a language that was supposed to be the "wave of the future" wouldn't have figured a way to route around accent issues.


      Because the science of phonetics was not well developed when Esperanto was created. Because even now, it's a hard problem, and solving it has negative side effects elsewhere.

      Accents will exist whenever two people pronounce something differently. Any language with enough sounds and complex ways of putting those sounds together will have sounds and combininations of sounds that are hard for speakers who didn't grow up with the language, and someone will tend to pronunce things the way they're pronunced his native language if not careful.

      The solution may seem to be going with a smaller set of sounds. This won't completely solve the issue - sanol and zemur may have equivelent sounds and hence be the same word, but an English student will have a hard time understanding someone who chose the other alternative. You lose the ability to adopt words from other languages without mangling them beyond recognition. Languages with few sounds tend to be verbose by necessity; to counteract that, speakers tend to elide whatever can be left to context, making things more ambigious, which is not a good feature for a universal language.

      So you're left trying to pick a set of sounds that everyone can learn easily, but is large enough to discourage verbosity and ambiguity. Esperanto has quite possibly too large a set of sounds, but gains the ability to adopt many words faithfully, and to communicate much in a few short words.

    7. Re:Incubus and Esperanto by Kiwi · · Score: 2
      [Esperanto advocates] want it to replace, well, everything.

      Actually, the thinking behind Esperanto makes a lot of sense to anyone who has had to learn English as a second language in order to engage in international communication. English literally has over 1000 years of cruft in it (swim/swam/swum instead of swim/swimmed, behead instead of unhead, through instead of thru, etc.)

      Disclaimer: I'm a native English speaker learning to speak Spanish as a second language. I'm also studying linguistics.

      - Sam

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  42. Favorite Movie Roll by Marx_Mrvelous · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I have to say that my one of my favorite characters you've been was the villian in "Loaded Weapon." Of your many rolls, which was or which were some of the most fun or most satisfying? Do you have a particular genre (sci-fi, comedy, drama) that you most prefer?

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    1. Re:Favorite Movie Roll by evilpenguin · · Score: 2

      Obviously, his favorite rolls were the ones he was always doing over car hoods in the T.J. Hooker series! I don't have a clue what his favorite role might be...

  43. Re:question by Tablizer · · Score: 2

    Was there ever a scene on TJ where you were on vice patrol, and your partner got to say over the radio, "Hooker hooked a hooker!"
    ?

  44. Honestly, what do you think? by 11thangel · · Score: 5, Interesting

    What do you think of that T-Shirt on Wil Wheaton 's site, with the name tag, "Hello, my name is William Fucking Shatner".

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    1. Re:Honestly, what do you think? by Flamesplash · · Score: 2

      Actually it was changed to "William Farking Shatner". Additionally is looks like Wil Wheaton has removed the stuff he had up about why he didn't like William Shatner.

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    2. Re:Honestly, what do you think? by CleverNickName · · Score: 5, Funny

      ...and seeing as how you are The Man, if you want one, you can have one. I'll even autograph it for you. ;-)

    3. Re:Honestly, what do you think? by Hektor_Troy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Which brings up the next question:

      Would William Shatner appreciate a signed T-shirt from Wil Wheaton?

      Would Wil Wheaton appreciate a signed T-shirt from William Shatner?

      And if they were on Celebrety Boxing - who would win?

      This is what I think about when I'm home alone and the TV is broken.

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    4. Re:Honestly, what do you think? by DarkHelmet · · Score: 2
      I wonder if this trend will pass on to anyone in the Voyager crew...

      I can imagine Manu Intiraymi (Icheb) 10 years from now selling "I'm Patrick Fucking Stewart" Shirts on his website.

      Or if someone from Enterprise makes "I'm Jeri Fucking Ryan" shirts... If I ever stop browsing slashdot and get a girlfriend, I'll buy her one ;)

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    5. Re:Honestly, what do you think? by Hektor_Troy · · Score: 2

      They'd sell a hell of a lot more, if it said

      "I'm Fucking Jeri Ryan"

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  45. intelligent life by smd4985 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    as a actor you portrayed the leader of a crew that got to do an AMAZING thing - explore the galaxy/universe for new forms of life. what are your views on intelligent life? do you think there is OTHER intelligent life in the galaxy/universe? do you think humanity will last long enough to ever be able to explore the galaxy/universe? if so, do you think the 'star trek' universe captures that process accurately?

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    1. Re:intelligent life by pnatural · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm gonna get flamed for sounding like a big fat meanie for saying this but, come on! Shatner is an actor. Actors act, they don't know squat about science, foreign policy, or the price of tea in China. (for the most part, of course, please excuse my generalization).

      Granted, actors are people too *cough*, and they're entitled to their incorrect opinion just like the rest of us. But to ask them questions on subjects based on their acting resume is just plain foolish. Shatner doesn't have some keen insight into the nature of the Universe because he played a star ship captain.

    2. Re:intelligent life by SubtleNuance · · Score: 2

      I disagree. Becuase he *has* played a "star-ship" captain it has forced him -- probably -- to have atleast thought about the subject. No one is asking him to provide a doctoral thesis on the subject, but his opinion is certianly as good as any other lay persons.

      While I agree it may not provide much insight to hear WS's idle thoughts on the subject (because there is a difference between play-acting on TV and reality (that i agree needs to be mentioned))but you might just be surprised - maybe he *did* take an interest due to his exposer to the fictional canon on the subject.

      ...or he donsnt have any idea. but the question is atleast as good as the others i see up and down here.

  46. OK by 4of12 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    • When you started out in acting did you ever have even the slightest notion you'd be where you are today?
    • What would you have done differently during your career?
    • Is acting getting to be less creative in the classical sense for sci-fi as special effects technology becomes more pervasive?
    • How much tension is there between actors of the classical school and "successful" actors who have "sold out" for TV, etc.?
    • I've heard you're doing charity work lately. Tell us about it.

    P.S. I enjoyed your portrayal of the talk show host on Columbo!
    White Commanche, OTOH, I didn't finish seeing - sorry.

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  47. Oral Skills by viper21 · · Score: 2

    Why on Earth do you talk like that?

    -S

  48. Free Enterprise by nuggz · · Score: 2

    What were you thinking?

    1. Re:Free Enterprise by runlvl0 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Aargh!

      Free Enterprise was farking AWESOME! Remember, it came out around the same time as Galaxy Quest, so it didn't get nearly the attention that it deserved, but I've always considered it Galaxy Quest's "Evil Twin." It actually had Shatner AS Shatner, doing a much better job at skewering himself than Tim Fucking Allen.

      (If I live to be a thousand and have extensive electroshock therapy, it won't be enough to get "the Artist Formerly Known As Shatner" - as he was credited along with The Rated R - RAPPING Mark Anthony's funeral oration out of my head! "Here, under leave of Brutus and the rest -- For Brutus is an honorable man, So are they all, all honorable men ")

      It was at once "pee yourself funny", and (if you're a big honking Star Trek geek like me) kinda painful to watch. This movie is for you if you get the reference:
      [Shatner just asked Robert why he started the fight.]
      Young Robert: Well... it was something he said.
      Imaginary William Shatner: What'd he say?
      Young Robert: You really don't want to know.
      Imaginary William Shatner: I really do want to know!
      Young Robert: He said that Han Solo was cooler than Captain Kirk.
      [Pause]
      Imaginary William Shatner: Kick the little fucker's ass.
      "Coming Soon: The Artist Formerly Known as Shatner in "William Shatner vs. the World Crime League""
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  49. Roles by Z4rd0Z · · Score: 5, Interesting

    As a young actor, you showed great promise in such films as Judgment at Nuremberg. Ever since Star Trek, however, it seems you have never stepped out of the role of Captain Kirk. Do you ever regret the decision to take on that role?

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    1. Re:Roles by JThaddeus · · Score: 2

      I would also rate very highly your role in the filmed-for-TV play of The Andersonville Trial with Jack Cassidy. Those were stepping out roles for both of you. I wish there had been more...

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  50. SNL skit by runenfool · · Score: 4, Funny

    Did you really mean those things you said in that famous SNL skit?

    It took several years of therapy to get over those horrible comments.

    1. Re:SNL skit by Lord_Slepnir · · Score: 2

      SNL.....It's just a show...i mean, you should get a life if you take it that seriously.

  51. Your connection with John Carpenter's Halloween.. by i_want_you_to_throw_ · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There is one! After looking through several masks to use for Michael Myers, John Carpenter settled on the William Shatner mask! Any comments?

  52. Will you be doing any more rapping? by Saint+Aardvark · · Score: 2
    I loved the heck out of your performance in Free Enterprise, and I have to ask: any more rap stylings coming out? Will you be guest starring on Eminem's next? Has Nelly asked you to give a shout out? Are you and Chuck D planning a world tour?

  53. Times change by unicron · · Score: 4, Funny

    Mr. Shatner,

    Do you ever look back on your show with regard to how your character treated women and find it offensive? Kirk boinked anything with 2 legs and a pretty face, often pursuing them in a cave man-like fashion.

    And if you didn't find it offensive, do you think you're cursed to have been born way too early and not had your chance to lay the kirk-mack down on 7 of 9? Hell, cursed my ass, God singled you out for that heinous joke.

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  54. Funniest foe... by mulhall · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Mr.Shatner, may I call you Bill?

    Which alien/enemy/foe made you laugh the hardest on set when you saw it?

    My personal favourite was the 'Pizza' that ate people - I think Spock mind-melded with it to save the day.

    Seriously it must have been a wheeze on set for Star Trek! Spock in dungarees!

  55. What's the secret of your Mojo? by Irvu · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Seriously, Kirk just got many more women than any other ST character in any series. Where did that mojo come from, and where can I buy it online?

    BTW his official site is: www.williamshatner.com/ (predictably). It answeres many of the "what have you been up to" questions.

  56. Favourite Parody by hero · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Mr. Shatner,

    Star Trek has been parodied many times in many different formats; other television shows, movies, comics and so on. You yourself have probably been parodied as much or more in people's "Captain Kirk Impression" stand up skits and the like. My question is, do you recall a favourite parody for it's comedy or cleverness of either yourself or the series?

    Thank you.

    1. Re:Favourite Parody by G-funk · · Score: 2

      Theres........ never much work...... involved...... in parodying....... william..... shatner...... All you need to do is..... speak.... slowly..... and people..... will get the general idea.

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  57. What's Next? by tarsi210 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    After all this Star Trek biz and such, what's up for you in the future? Do you see yourself continuing your relationship with PriceLine and other commercial opportunities, or do you envision (or have planned) a larger project? Do you have plans to lay back and relax or to push forward into something else?

  58. spin offs? by FuddChuckles · · Score: 5, Interesting

    There must be an incredible sense of pride at having been associated with a series responsible for so many high quality spinoffs (Next Generation, Enterprise, etc). What did Trek have that other TV shows didn't to make it so ripe for evolution/adaptation into other series? Do you like/dislike any of the series in particular?

    Thanks. We're big fans here.

    -FC

  59. Golden Throats reunion? by Fastball · · Score: 2

    Is there any hope of a reunion of the Golden Throats? Your rendition of "Mr. Tambourine Man" is outta sight!

  60. Esperanto by eyeball · · Score: 2

    Can you still speak Esperanto?

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  61. Mr. Shatner.. by grub · · Score: 2, Funny


    ..is it true you were found performing a "Richard Gere" with a tribble during the filming of Trouble with the Tribbles

    Thank you.

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  62. Did you ever feel that Star Trek had destroyed you by captfi · · Score: 2, Funny

    If so how did you get over it? Was it years of personal "therapy"? Or did you have an epiphany one day that brought you through?

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  63. Question for Shatner by Mynn · · Score: 2

    Why?

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  64. The Transformed Man wasn't supposed to be "music" by GuyMannDude · · Score: 2

    I'd love to hear William talk about the Transformed Man LP. How seriously did you take the project at the time, and how do you feel about the way it's metamorphosed into a camp classic?

    I read an interview with him where he discussed that album briefly. Basically, he said that he approached the project as audio-only theatre and that he didn't really intend for it to come off as a musical album. He says that he can understand why people think it's hilarious since they are looking at it as a (poorly-done) musical work but that they are missing what the album was supposed to be about.

    GMD

  65. Computer Simulations of You by invid · · Score: 5, Interesting

    In the near future (10 or 20 years or so) computer graphics are going to be nearly indistiguishable from live-action films. You know when that happens hundreds of Trekkers are going to start using your voice and image and create new episodes of the original Star Trek series. Many will probably do this anonymously just for the fun of it, despite legal issues. How do you feel about the possibility of your voice and image being used this way?

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    1. Re:Computer Simulations of You by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 2

      Mod parent up! Excellent question.

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    2. Re:Computer Simulations of You by IshanCaspian · · Score: 2, Funny

      I hate to break the news to you, but I don't think it'll be a problem...I think getting a virtual Liv Tyler is a bit higher on the priority list than Will Shatner.

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    3. Re:Computer Simulations of You by invid · · Score: 2

      I just wanted to mention that of course, Spock would be able to tell the difference between you and any simulation, and that you would be able to kick its butt!

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    4. Re:Computer Simulations of You by JMan1 · · Score: 2, Funny

      You're new here, aren't you?

  66. Your break into the Biz and early work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Mr. Shatner, I have questions about your break into the business. I think everyone knows you made it big with Star Trek but I know you did many things before hand. Like the movie Incubus (I watched it on Sci-FI a while back)it reminded me of the episode of the Twilight Zone you were in. Do you still speak Esperanto? Do you have any Sci-FI or fantasy type projects you are working on that you can tell us about? Thanks for all the shows you've done in the past and hopefully some more in the future.

  67. Topping... by Ooblek · · Score: 2

    Toupee or Wig?

  68. Are you a... by Beautyon · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Republican or a Democrat?
    Why?

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    1. Re:Are you a... by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 2

      Stabbed or shot?
      Why?

  69. Got a Song for Us?Please! by flyneye · · Score: 2, Funny

    Damn,you know its been a while since i saw you put out an album.I dearly treasure the old solo stuff you did and the duet with Leo Nimoy.Is there a techno,metal,industrial or rap album on the drawing board? I NEED Wild Bill Shatner to melt the voice coils in my speakers.Everytime i hear your "rocket man" i can feel it down in my spleen.PLEASE tell us theres more music in your soul and funk in your butt.

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  70. your reputation by tps12 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I happened to have seen both of your Twilight Zone episodes (the famous "something on the wing of the airplane" one and the less-famous-but-no-less-interesting one where you are obsessed with a prophecy-dispensing toy in a diner) recently. I have to say that in both episodes I was taken aback at the unexpected quality of your portrayal. Even though everyone associates your face with Captain Kirk, the characters in the TZ episodes came through loud and clear, drowning out my preconceptions.

    For this reason, I'd like to ask what you think of your humorous reputation for bad acting. Would you blame some of the egregious hamminess of some of ST on the perception that TV (or SF) wasn't "real" acting or was it directing? Or some other thing?

    --

    Karma: Good (despite my invention of the Karma: sig)
    1. Re:your reputation by dr_dank · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I'd like to add something along this same vein from a long-time TZ fan:

      What did you think of John Lithgow's portrayal of your character in the film adaptation of the "Nightmare at 20,000 Feet" for the Twilight Zone movie?

      Also, any Rod Serling anecdotes you'd like to share?

      --
      Where does the school board find them and why do they keep sending them to ME?
  71. What is the purpose... by Kurt+Gray · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...of all these beeping lights and flashing buttons? That's all we have here are beeping lights and flashing buttons and no one knows what they're FOR and they're BEEPING and THEY'RE FLASHING AND BEEPING AND FLASHING AND BLINKING... I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE! Will there be an Airplane III?

    1. Re:What is the purpose... by Lev13than · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's beeping becuase the ship's computer just deleted his essay.

      Bummer.

      --
      When you have nothing left to burn you must set yourself on fire
  72. Being demoted? by Java+Pimp · · Score: 2

    How did it feel to go from being captain of your own Starship and crew to driving around in a police cruiser eating donuts?

    --
    Ascalante: Your bride is over 3,000 years old.
    Kull: She told me she was 19!
  73. Stuck with Kirk:I mean this seriously by haplo21112 · · Score: 2

    Mr. Shatner, it almost seems that you have become a parody of yourself. I mean this in being so identified with being "Captain Kirk" that its now an inescapable role for you. Please see you and they see Captain Kirk. You you feel that its that which now gets you roles, or is it you as an actor that gets you roles? Do you have a desire to escape being Captian kirk or are you OK with that being who and what you are as an actor?
    PS.. I hope Paramount coughs up the bucks to fix ST:5 it had alot of potential in some ways, but wasn't quite there. I know you want to fix it...

    --
    Power Corrupts,Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely, leaving one person(group)in charge is absolutely corrupt.
  74. McGill University by mhocker · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Mr. Shatner- What is your perspective on the Student Union Building at McGill University (your alma mater), renamed in your honour as the 'Shatner Memorial Student Union Building'?

  75. Capt. Kirk and Spock are both Jewish ... by nucal · · Score: 5, Interesting

    according to the Adam Sandler song. What was your religious upbringing? Do you consider yourself a religious or spiritual person? Has this had any affect on your creativity, particularly your SF writing?

  76. Mr. Shatner... by demozthenes · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...what are your thoughts on perhaps the most popular fanfiction slash pair around, Kirk x Spock? Is there any truth behind it, or are you going to spoil the dreams of thousands of fangirls the world over?

    --
    You drink too much coffee, I drink too much stout.
  77. Biggest professional regret by GuyMannDude · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Mr. Shatner:

    What is your single biggest regret over your entire professional career (actor, author, cult figure, etc.) and why?

    GMD

    1. Re:Biggest professional regret by Strange+Ranger · · Score: 2

      That's easy, his singing career...

      Tambourine Man blurb.wav

      Full Lucy in the Sky w/ Diamonds track .wma (Oh my God!)

      --

      Operator, give me the number for 911!
  78. You and Ron Asheton? by bernz · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The Enclycolpedia Shatnerica states the following tale:

    " Ron Asheton, the gutarist for punk rocker Iggy Pop, claims that, in the summer of 1975, Shatner made a pass at him in an L.A. bar.

    Shatner supposedly approached him in the Hyatt House pub. "He wanted me to sit down, then he got kind of grabby," Asheton claims.

    Horrified that Captain Kirk might be anything less than straight, he fled the scene. "Probably if I'd been drinking I would have sat down just for the weirdness of seeing what would happen," Asheton says.

    (From "The Encyclopedia Shatnerica" by Robert E. Schnakenberg)"

    Now, we know that both you and your alter-egos are straight, including your bizarre turn as a muderous hooker in Impulse. You have had beautiful wives.

    Asheton himself has been the guitarist for a bisexual rock n roller. Yet HE denies any homosexuality. I've never heard your comments on it.

    Answer, if you will, the truth behind this bizarre and probably untrue story: it's possible origins, and such. It's such a weird urban legend. I'd love to hear where it got started if you know.

    dave

  79. Twilight Zone Re-Run??? by whosit · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Alright, I posted a not too serious one before but now I got a good one.

    If I remember correctly one of your first roles ever was on the Twilight Zone. The episode that was actually added to the later movie in the 80's because it was considered a classic.

    Now that UPN has brought back the show, do you think it possible that we'll be seeing you in any new episodes????

    Thanks
    Jerry

  80. The City on the Edge of Forever by rstewart · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Harlan Ellison has always been bitter about the rewrites to City on the Edge of Forever and how his story was taken away from him. In the book about it he wrote that you had come over and counted the words in the script and had it torpedoed for due kirk having less lines than spock.

    My question is what is your take on what happend with his script and your response to his accusations in the book? There is plenty out there about this that I'm sure has never come to light and I was wondering what your point of view on this issue is.

  81. OT: For those interested in Shatner by MagPulse · · Score: 2

    Star Trek Memories is a great audiobook, read by Shatner himself. It's more about his life than about Trek, which I liked. He talks about how he got along with Nimoy, Roddenberry, and others. It's my second favorite audio book of all time, right behind Torvald's.

  82. Conan O'brien by Jagasian · · Score: 2

    I am a casual Star Trek fan, and a casual Conan O'brien fan. How did you come to know Conan? I ask because I always see you on his show. You two should work some permanent gig out cuz when you are on his show, its always a riot.

  83. But seriously, though... by artemis67 · · Score: 5, Funny

    What was the locker combination in episode 25 after you left your quarters the last time and opened your safe?

  84. Stupid moron! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    You're mixing up "Star Wars", which is imaginary, with "Star Trek", which everybody knows is real!

    That's like saying Superman can beat up Jesus! It's a total non-sequiter.

  85. Fight Club by CaffeineAddict2001 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If you could fight in hand-to-hand combat with anyone in the world, who would it be?

  86. Contentment, Cluelessness and Aspirations.... by GeneralEmergency · · Score: 2



    Are you happy with your place in pop-culture history and if not, what would you sling-shot- around-the-sun-to-go-back-in-time to change?

    Ohhh...and I just don't get that whole Iron-Chef thing. What's wrong with me?

    Also...What's the next big project for you?
    .

    --
    "A microprocessor... is a terrible thing to waste." --
    GeneralEmergency
  87. Incubus by Jon+Abbott · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I heard that you strongly opposed the Sci-Fi channel re-release of the 1965 movie Incubus, which is entirely in Esperanto. If so, why?

  88. Re:Well.... by glenstar · · Score: 2
    Hm... actually it is more like:

    Do..You... speaklikethis... offstage... aswell?

  89. Fixing ST:5 by haplo21112 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I know you have stated many times that ST:5 was not waht it could have been because of production problems? So my Question is how would you go about fixing it? What was wrong in your eyes with the film? Personally I thought the bad guy pretending to be God could have used more backstory. Perhaps you could somehow retroactively connect it with the Q continum books that came out in the ST:TNG series a couple years ago...the entity playing God reminds me alot of the antagonists in those books.

    --
    Power Corrupts,Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely, leaving one person(group)in charge is absolutely corrupt.
    1. Re:Fixing ST:5 by sconeu · · Score: 2

      Perhaps you could somehow retroactively connect it with the Q continum books that came out in the ST:TNG series a couple years ago...the entity playing God reminds me alot of the antagonists in those books.

      The entity playing G-d was one of the antagonists in the books. As was the thing from Day of the Dove.

      --
      General Relativity: Space-time tells matter where to go; Matter tells space-time what shape to be.
    2. Re:Fixing ST:5 by dasheiff · · Score: 2

      The book was very clear that that was the same guy in the book who pretended to be god, whose limbs were distroyed by the Q and then was trapped at the center of the galaxy.

    3. Re:Fixing ST:5 by haplo21112 · · Score: 2

      My point was that perhaps that back story needs to be worked into the Move somehow

      --
      Power Corrupts,Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely, leaving one person(group)in charge is absolutely corrupt.
  90. What's it like being Kirk? by spudwiser · · Score: 2

    Do you like it or take offense that most people remember you or know you as Kirk? Would you rather be remembered as Kirk or as William Shatner? Etc.

    --
    .cig - what you do after winning a good flame war
  91. Transporter by dr_dank · · Score: 2

    Did it feel weird at all to use the transporter, or did you get used to it over time?

    Also, Have you ever written the days date on a check in stardate? I hate doing that.

    --
    Where does the school board find them and why do they keep sending them to ME?
  92. The spectre of Star Trek... by martinbogo · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Dear Mr. Shatner,

    Over a generation ago, you landed an acting job on a show being produced by someone that wanted to make a cowboy show in space. The show was wierd, the pay was good, and the publicity was fantastic. ... not to mention Star Trek became the stuff of legend. Not bad for a gig.

    Since then, and after a long pause (mostly filled with shows like Dr. Who and Space 1999), viewing audiences have been treated to five perspectives on the Star Trek universe.

    Other shows have come out with varying degrees of sucess. Babylon 5, V, Farscape, and Firefly have come out to rave reviews, while others like Space Rangers and the TekWorld series have met unfortunate ends.

    What do you think is the formula for a successful science fiction show on television today? Why do you think the Star Trek series has enjoyed such a phenomenal and sucessful run?

    Finally .. different actors have enjoyed varying amounts of popularity. George Takei, Walter Koenig, Leonard Nimoy, Patrick Stewart and yourself have enjoyed very robust post-trek careers. Others such as Wil Wheaton, James Doohan, seem to have tremendous problems making it work in a post-trek acting environment.

    What has enabled you to remain robustly and diversely employed as an actor post-star-trek?

    Sincerely,
    Martin Bogomolni

    Science Fiction Fan

    --
    "Don't worry about the problems you have in mathematics, I assure you mine are much greater." - Einstein c.1919
    1. Re:The spectre of Star Trek... by ewhac · · Score: 2

      Others such as Wil Wheaton [emphasis mine], James Doohan, seem to have tremendous problems making it work in a post-trek acting environment.

      Bah! Wil Wheaton is doing just fine, thank-you-very-much, bantering with Travis Oates on the G4 show, Arena.

      What? You don't receive the G4 channel? Yell shrilly at your cable provider until they carry it.

      Schwab

  93. First Interracial Kiss. by Irvu · · Score: 5, Interesting

    What was it like to do the first on-screen interracial kiss? How much effort did it take to make the studio go along with it, and how much of an effect did it have on you and the show as a whole?

  94. Nerine Shatner Memorial Fund by Tsar · · Score: 5, Interesting

    After the tragic and untimely death of your wife Nerine, a recovering alcoholic, you took the courageous step of establishing a fund in her name to benefit Friendly House, an organization for recovering alcoholics. How is that work progressing, and has your involvement with this effort helped you work through this loss?

    I know that this subject must be painful for you, but I'm sure there are many in the slashdot community who would benefit from your experience and insights here.

  95. What was the combination to your safe... by AKAJack · · Score: 2, Redundant

    ...in the captain's quarters on the Enterprise?

    C'mon! You KNOW!

  96. So, that green chick... by gatekeep · · Score: 2

    ... was she green, y'know, down there?

  97. Saturday Night Live by billmaly · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Years ago, when you hosted SNL, you participated in the now classis Trekkie sketch (actually, one of my all time favorite SNL sketches).

    Was that sketch a catharsis for you, a means of finally casting off some chains and letting the world know what you think and feel, or was it just a sketch? I am not dissing you, your work, or Trek fans, but, let's be honest here, some people do need to, in your words, "Get a life!". Do you/did you feel that way, or was it just an act? Come on, be honest..... :)

  98. An intelligent question by Flakeloaf · · Score: 2

    Are all things are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always you need to know you learned from Dr McCoy?

    --

    Am I the only one who heard Roxette to sing "I'm gonna get blitzed for some sex"?

  99. Music by KagatoLNX · · Score: 2

    Everyone can agree that there is a certain amount of embarrassment with some of our decisions in previous decades. One that always gets me is your musical escapades (Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds, anyone?). Obviously you're not alone (notably Leonard Nimoy's Bilbo Baggins song and the like). I guess the question is:

    Why? Would you do it again? Would it be different? Do you still get royalties?

    --
    I think Mauve has the most RAM. --PHB (Dilbert Comic)
  100. The star of . . . by npsimons · · Score: 2
    So here's your chance to ask questions to the star of Iron Chef USA, Miss Congeniality and TJ Hooker!


    Not to mention "Free Enterprise", an offbeat, not widely known film starring Shatner as, as best I can tell, himself!


    I guess that's the main question on my mind: were you portraying a character very similar to yourself in "Free Enterprise"?


    And I know we're only supposed to ask one question, but it's on the same subject: what are your thoughts and feelings on "Free Enterprise"? Was it fun to poke fun at yourself?

  101. WHAT WAS THE COMBINATION? by GuyMannDude · · Score: 2

    Yeah! Okay, um, when you were gonna beam down to the planet, okay, for the last time in Episode 25? Well um, I was wondering if you could settle a bet for me and my friends, okay? Um, like, when you... um, left your quarters for the last time? And you opened up your safe? Um... what was the combination?

    GMD

  102. Ego? by Schnapple · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My Wife can't stand you - she says you're an "egomaniac". In Star Trek Memories you have a chapter about how you discovered how badly some of your crewmates hated you, which (IIRC) came as a bit of a shock - to the point of James Doohan even refusing to speak to you. How are things now? Do you think you're an egomaniac? What do you have to say to those who think that?

  103. Nice by TheGreenLantern · · Score: 2

    So here's your chance to ask questions to the star of Iron Chef USA, Miss Congeniality and TJ Hooker!

    And oh yeah, that other show.

    Come on guys, you're missing what was perhaps Shatner's greatest role ever: Cmdr. Buck Murdock in Airplane 2.

    Murdock: What have you got here?
    Soldier: Well sir, so far all we can say is that these lights are blinking out of sequence. Aside from that this machine appears to serve no purpose whatsoever.
    Murdock: Well...make them blink in sequence then!

    --

    It hurts when I pee.
  104. Anne Robinson by defile · · Score: 4, Funny

    Remember when you were elected weakest link by the rest of the Star Trek cast, and you put the moves on Anne Robinson? On the fineness scale of 1-10 where 1 is fine and 10 is supah-fine, where would you rate her?

  105. Singing as an actor by Levine · · Score: 2

    It appears that many people, even here, fail to understand that the songs you sing are "songs that [you are] performing as an actor" (from the Onion AV Club interview). You seem to have a lot of fun with them, and I can personally say that your cameo on the Fear of Pop album with Ben Folds was the highlight of the record. Do you plan on popping up in more "underground" recordings and continuing to confuse people? I hope so.

    levine

  106. Galaxy Quest by vrone · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I will preface this by saying I am a mild trekkie and as such, I immensely enjoyed the 1999 film Galaxy Quest.

    I think everyone who has seen Galaxy Quest will agree that the show that it is based upon is, in essence, "Star Trek". It follows that Tim Allen's Character was essentially meant to be you.

    So my two part question is this:
    Did you enjoy the show, and, how accurate was their portrayal of life after Trek?

  107. Re:And a follow-up, Mr. Shatner ... by grub · · Score: 2, Funny


    was she green ... um, everywhere?

    It's a well known fact that all women are pink on the inside. I saw that on Nova a few weeks ago.. or maybe it was in Hustler magazine.. whatever..

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    Trolling is a art,
  108. Scary Vietnam Vet by MacAndrew · · Score: 5, Interesting

    One of the few times I have seen Shatner sympathetically was in an anecdote he told in part of a video shown at the Smithsonian Museum of Air & Space's gratuitous Star Trek retrospective.

    Shatner said he was picked up by a limo in the 70's to go to some function. The driver suddenly pulled over and said, "Mr. Shatner, I've been waiting a long time to talk to you." Shatner thinks uh-oh. "You see, I'm a Vietnam vet and was held as a prisoner of war." Shatner thinks, oh shit.

    The vet goes on to explain that while he and his buddies were held under torturous conditions, they used Star Trek to stay sane. They could speak to each other in the darkness and would try to reconstruct the scripts from memory, one person playing Spock, another Kirk, and so on.

    It was one of the oddest bits of Trek trivia I had ever heard, and related with sensitivity by a man infamous for being a dick in public and private. I still think he's an egomaniac, but not one incapable of turns of humanity.

    1. Re:Scary Vietnam Vet by MacAndrew · · Score: 2

      Um, editors are welcome/encouraged to edit my questions for extraneous ad hominem material. :)

      I spent some time reading "dirt" on Shatner -- and, though I don't think he has the flexibility to react well to such a Q, he's "the man people love to hate," the Howard Cosell of the stars. Like, if he straightened out everyone would feel a void in their lives. At 70-something he will likely go to his grave the same, and admittedly his social slights are pretty minor compared to what some people do to each other. Take Martha Stewart ... please.

      Shatner's ego is solid, but maybe not his sense of humor about himself. James Doohan recently said some nasty things to Shatner, to which he replied, in essense, that Doohan was getting senile.

      Well, anyway, editors, dress this Q up in the most flattering terms if you like, I am interested in what he has to say. But if you do edit it -- could you run it by me so I can check you've included things like spellchecking, punctuation, verbs ... oops, there I go again. You're doing a wonderful job, really. :)

  109. The Future by Lanford99 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Mr. Shatner, You're a cultural icon, known by all. What are your professional plans for the future? For the last few years, you have mainly appeared in shows as a celebrity, gently making fun of your own cult status. Would you ever consider acting again, in "regular" shows, or is the cult icon circuit too much fun to give up? Also, are we going to see more books or shows produced by you?

  110. Re:how old are you really ? by $rtbl_this · · Score: 2

    According to the IMDB he was born on 22 March 1931. I'm sure you can work it out from there. :)

    --
    "Are you being weird, or sarcastic?" said Emma. I said I didn't know because I get the two feelings mixed up.
  111. Priceline Supercomputer by sconeu · · Score: 2

    Since we all know that IBM hated Capt. Kirk because of his habit of killing computers...

    Do you ever get the urge to talk the Priceline supercomputer to death? :-)

    --
    General Relativity: Space-time tells matter where to go; Matter tells space-time what shape to be.
  112. incubus by vroon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    mr. shatner,

    i saw the movie incubus for the first time a couple weeks ago, and i was very impressed by your performance. your delivery of your lines in esperanto is incredibly fluid and believable. how did you prepare for this role?

    the reviews for this movie are all over the place. some people love it, some absolutely hate it. what are your thoughts about it?

  113. Priceline by bkruiser · · Score: 2, Interesting

    (1)How long did it actually take Priceline to grow a brain and realize that your ads were "Priceless" (2)The value of your Persona is Priceless. If you could be described as a likeable fun loving, Culthero, with tenencys toward silly and non-abrasive humor, would you take that as an attack on your acting or as the gift of your person. (3)-My favorite performance was your role in The Twilight Zone.

  114. Wheaton by MacAndrew · · Score: 5, Interesting

    How does Shatner feel about Wheaton's success selling T-shirts emblazoned "I'm William Fucking Shatner"? see wilwheaton.net

    Tragically for Wil's semi-playful vendetta, he had a very pleasant encounter with Shatner at a television taping and, at least temporarily, suspended the jihad. :)

  115. Is it a wig? by chegosaurus · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ask him. Go on. I dare you. I double dare you.

    1. Re:Is it a wig? by wiredog · · Score: 2

      No. He has a pet tribble.

  116. Star Trek: Generations by MacAndrew · · Score: 2

    Mr. Shatner, were you as relieved as we were when your doppelganger Captain James Tiberius Kirk was killed in Star Trek: Generations?

    1. Re:Star Trek: Generations by MacAndrew · · Score: 2

      NOTE!: (insert disarming smile to parent)

  117. Continuity and Canon? by Schnapple · · Score: 2
    It is my information that while the Star Wars universe has a fairly rigid canon (stepped on occasionally by the new prequels), Star Trek's continuity is all over the map. While the television shows and movies have some degree of consistency (admirable, given the sheer number of opportunities to throw continuity out the window, which happens occasionally), most Trekkers agree to make things easier by simply ignoring any and all Star Trek novels with regards to canon (which, incidentally, appears to be the main source of continuing plotlines for Star Wars fans).

    Though I haven't read them, I notice a lot of novels you've written with Picard and Kirk working together, which obviously is another slap to canon. What's your take on Trek canon? Do you think its a big deal or not? What is your response to those who take it seriously?

  118. What would you have done differently? by fmaxwell · · Score: 2

    Looking back on your career, what would you have done differently? Do you have regrets for things you said, things you wrote, or decisions that you made? Are there people that you believe you wronged and, if so, what would you say to them now?

  119. The balance between Hollywood and Real Life by Geek+In+Training · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As a normal everyday guy from Canada, it seems hard for "the public" to grasp the diparity between "Bill Shatner, age 61, three adult children, loves horses" and "Actor/Singer/Producer/Writer William Shatner blah blah blah fourth wife ... blah blah blah personal tragedy .... blah blah blah inside scoop" that Hollywood and the Tabloid press seem to turn everyone's life into.

    At the end of the day, has the fame been worth the price? Is knowing that you've raised three daughters and entertained people for several decades worth the cost of your privacy? Do you feel that overall, you've gotten a fair shake, even after all the public airings of your alleged failings as a person? Are you going to continue to live in the limelight during your golden years, or settle in and call it good, letting the cards land where they may?

    Do you feel you've finished your professional legacy and are ready to leave it for media history, or do you fret over whether or not that legacy is "good enough?" And the same regarding your personal legacy as a man, a husband, a father, a son? What advice can you give to others so that they don't have any regrets?

    --
    SlashSigTheorem: Humorous, Political, Critical, Constructive- If you have a .sig, someone WILL complai
    1. Re:The balance between Hollywood and Real Life by (H)olyGeekboy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's a very well-reasoned and thought-provoking question, I believe.

      There are not a lot of people who would think to ask such things point-blank to a "celebrity." But the truth is, he is just a man. At 61 years old, he's probably learned more than a few things.

      If he can impart some of that knowledge on us, everyone is the better.

  120. GalaxyQuest by AttillaTheNun · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Mr. Shatner, what are your thoughts on the Tim Allen movie GalaxyQuest? BTW, Are you a Leafs or a Habs fan?

  121. Pennies from the Twiligh Zone by ellem · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I never got that episode with the fortune machine:

    1 -- Where did you get so many pennies? Your slacks seemed awfully snug and I did not notice and penny roll bulges

    2 -- Were the forunes real or were you making them real?

    --
    This .sig is fake but accurate.
  122. Quality of Star Trek decreasing? by tuxlove · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Hi Bill,

    I'm curious to know what you think of the "modern day" Star Trek shows that come out every now and then. I feel the shows have degraded in quality, and have become less reminiscent of the original series with each new series that comes out. The Next Generation was generally good, but following shows seem to be progressively less interesting and engaging. Granted, it's a tall order to create a show that surpasses the original Star Trek, but I think they could have done a lot better.

    At the risk of biting the hand that feeds (or fed) you, I'd like to hear the honest truth as you see it. What do you think of the four Star Trek spinoffs? Is the franchise still kicking after so many years, or is it time to put it out to pasture?

    By the way, I have to tell you that you were my idol growing up. I learned everything I needed to know about women from Captain Kirk!

  123. Re:What if... What about these wheaton tshirts? by puto · · Score: 2

    And if you could get Wil Wheaton to explain these

    tshirts he sells.

    http://www.cafeshops.com/cp/prod.aspx?p=wilwheat on .1860922&zoom=yes#zoom

    What happened between he and the Shat?

    I own one and everyone loves it.

    TheFlatline

    --
    The Revolution Will Not Be Televised
  124. MPAA by jhines0042 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Concerning the Motion Picture Association of America (MPAA). Do you consider them to be a boon or a bane to actors and actressess?

    --
    42 - So long and thanks for all the fish.
  125. onion av club interview by lysander · · Score: 4, Informative

    The Onion AV Club just had an interview with Shatner. Besides being rather interesting, it's a list of questions that you can avoid reasking.

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    GET YOUR WEAPONS READY! --DR.LIGHT
  126. Re:Dr. Mr. Shatner by LordKariya · · Score: 5, Interesting

    You've been involved in numerous high-profile animated series (from Star Trek:TAS to Futurama and Family Guy). How does work on shows like these compare to live-action acting for someone as well-known as yourself ?

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  127. First Interracial Kiss -- Koenig comment by MacAndrew · · Score: 2

    If he is asked about the Nichols kiss -- I think Koenig commented in his book "Warped Factors" that there were actually six takes or so of the shot, and the execs were still unsure whether they were willing to go along with the kiss. Each take, Shatner kept kissing Nichols (I would have, too). In the last shot for the night (before the crew went on hyper-overtime pay), he assented and didn't kiss her -- but crossed his eyes in the close-up, which wasn't caught until it was too late to do over.

    True story? His stroke for civil rights, or just general randiness?

  128. Incubus? by rleibman · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Cxu vi sekvis vian lernadon de la internacia post "Incubus"?
    Kontraux la stulteco la dioj mem batalas vane.

  129. Uhm, it's still around. by Viewsonic · · Score: 2

    And new commercials are shown every day.

  130. What were you thinking ? by blakestah · · Score: 2

    When you decided to record Mr Tambourine Man ?

  131. Re:SNL skit -- jk by MacAndrew · · Score: 2

    Nooooo, he was just kidding ... except about YOU.

  132. Seriously...are we cool? by CleverNickName · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hey Bill,

    Are we cool, or what? I mean, I always thought you didn't like me, but I had a good time with you at Weakest Link watching the World Series.

    So are we cool, or was that just pre-game strategy?

    Wil

    1. Re:Seriously...are we cool? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      So, Wil...

      Are we cool? I mean, I always thought you didn't know me from Adam, but I always enjoy your postings on /.

      So are we cool? Or are ya just drumming up publicity for the next show?

      -- Every Slashdotter Here

  133. Khan, how many takes? by jeblucas · · Score: 2
    Gathering momentum as a meme here in the office is the word "Khan", shrieked at the top of one's lungs to express a pained, frustrated, attitude as a result of someone else's stupidity, arrogance, etc.

    How many takes were there for that seminal scene? Were you so in character that you just nailed it spontaneously--it's clearly not unscripted, as the overhead camera shows. Did Meyer (or perhaps second unit directors Wise or Espinoza) have to coax the anguish out of you? Was there catharsis after knowing you'd perfected it and created a moment that endures 20 years later--even amongst the non-Trekker crowd?

    --
    blarg.
  134. Shatner Questions by Chasuk · · Score: 2

    Mr Shatner,

    1. Did you write any of the novels that bear your name, or were they ghosted? If you did "write" them, was your contribution 100%, or were there contributors?

    2. I saw Disney's The Black Hole when I was a teen. I didn't see a worse film until Star Trek V: The Final Frontier, which shared similarly cheesey themes. Did you direct this movie as an unconscious homage, or were the parallels deliberate?

    3. Are you bothered by the homoerotic fan-fiction which flourishes on the 'net (most of it involving you and Spock)?

  135. Women's Issues by AntiPasto · · Score: 2

    Your character often (if not mostly) found his way into the hearts of many women. How do you feel the portrayal of the female has changed? Is it better and more respectful now, or is it more subversive?

    1. Re:Women's Issues by nurightshu · · Score: 2

      s/hearts/pants

      --
      They that would sacrifice their .sig space for that cliched Franklin quote deserve neither.
  136. Type casting difficulties. by cordsie · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Your status and fame are tied primarily, or at least began with, your cult status in you know which role. How difficult have you found it to branch off into more 'serious' (for lack of a better word) projects, and have you found yourself running into problems with being type cast when being considered for other roles? Do you feel that the media takes you less seriously than you deserve? More?

    Alternatively, If you could be remembered for a single project or work, what would it be?

  137. Aftershocks of Priceline? by Deep+Penguin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You were essentially a test-case for Dot Com compensation practices crossing over into Hollywood. From the news coverage of them since, it doesn't appear to have been a personal financial success to you. How did the rise and fall of Priceline.com affect your attitudes of the Internet? What impact do you think these events will have on novel compensation schemes for actors in the future?

  138. SEXUAL UNDERTONES by GuyMannDude · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Mr. Shatner:

    Considering that Star Trek was supposed to be a serious show about the future, there were an awful lot of gorgeous women running around in skimpy outfits on the set and you had your shirt off half the time. How did you, the other actors, and Roddenberry feel about the sexual undertones in Star Trek? Was it something forced on you by the studio? Or did you feel it was a legitimate part of the show?

    GMD

  139. Who do you like to work with? by CresentCityRon · · Score: 2

    Who was fun to work with, both Star Trek related and on the variety of other projects you've been a part of?

    Most of us simply see the performances. It would be interesting to know more about the people and the interactions.

  140. Enterprise computers by wxyze · · Score: 2, Funny
    What operating system did the Enterprise run on? Was it UNIX-based, something totally new, or was it Windows 2300?

    I figured the real reason the M-5 went nuts in "The Ultimate Computer" wasn't because of Dr. Richard Deystrom's psycho engrams, but because Microsoft has a habit of engineering incompatibilities with competitor's products. Also, Spock must have known when he asked the computer to calculate the absolute value of PI in "Wolf in the Fold" that only a Microsoft OS could be crippled by a runaway process like that.

  141. Do-Over and Slashdot Interest by limekiller4 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Mr Shatner,

    If you went back in point to the moment you were offered the role of Captain Kirk, would you still take it? If so, why? If not, why and what would you have done differently?

    Also, given that you agreed to a Q&A, I have to ask; are you a regular reader of Slashdot?

    --
    My .02,
    Limekiller
  142. Excellent Question! by evenprime · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I saw Incubus a while back on Sci-Fi, and thought the idea of having dialog in esperanto was neat. I hope someone mods the parent to this up.

    --

    "Weapons should be hardy rather than decorative" - Miyamoto Musashi
    I think that goes for OS's too
  143. Time at McGill by peg0cjs · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It's fairly well known (at least here in Canada) that you attended McGill University for some time. They even went so far as to rename the Student Union building the Shatner Building.

    I've heard that you were invited to the renaming ceremony, but refused to attend. I've also heard that you generally speak very poorly of your time at McGill. What was it about McGill that was so dreadful/horrible/annoying/etc that has made you so sour on the subject?

    --
    Karma: Excellent (Mainly due to Bill & Ted's Karma Adventure)
    1. Re:Time at McGill by twilight30 · · Score: 2

      I guess I'm answering my own question (later in the discussion), but I was on the committee that had the name of the building changed.

      The invitation did go out. Unfortunately there were intimations that we were embarrassing him, and that we were doing it to hit him up for cash (at the time McGill was the most indebted university in the world), so he politely declined. He did go back briefly, and this was filmed for a 'Life and Times' segment on CBC several years back. As to the embarrassment portion, well, we didn't want to change it to 'Starfleet Academy'; we just wanted to be a bit less serious than our reputation suggests.

      Shatner was a Commerce student, if I remember correctly, when he started doing short plays and whatnot on something of a lark (at least, this is what I've heard). Probably didn't want to freeze in winter there!

      --
      ========================================
      Death will come, and will have your eyes
      -- Pavese
  144. Guest starring by evilpenguin · · Score: 2

    Mr. Shatner:

    In the mid to late 1970's you did a guest spot on the classic TV detective show, Columbo, titled "Fade in to Murder." In it, you played a scheming, demanding, difficult Canadian-born TV star. I'm genuinely curious if the original script contained some of these details, or if the details were added as "in-jokes." You are, after all, well known as a Canadian-born TV star, and, deserved or not, I have certainly heard the other adjectives applied to you.

  145. Google search on shatner & wheaton by roalt · · Score: 3, Funny
    Funny,

    If you search for "william shatner" "wil wheaton" in google, the first hit is ... indeed the WWDN T-shirt!

    Can Wil send CmdrTaco a T-shirt so he can pass it on to Shatner during the interview?

  146. Question for Mr. Shatner by cioxx · · Score: 2

    Lets say Enterprise was running Windows NT as an operating system, how frequently do you think the starship would crash?

  147. Bigger than life to your family? by CresentCityRon · · Score: 2

    Does your family quip TJ Hooker or Star Trek jokes to you? Or do they love you for who you are?

  148. Enterprise by Wise+Dragon · · Score: 2

    Mr. Shatner,

    Do you watch Enterprise? Do you like it?

  149. Free Enterprise by Herbmaster · · Score: 2

    How did it come about that you did the movie Free Enterprise? How did the filmmakers approach you about doing the project? Were you enthusiastic about it? How much of your 'character' was you and how much of it was parody?

    --
    I'm not a smorgasbord.
  150. You vs. Roddenberry by Iscariot_ · · Score: 5, Interesting

    How much of the Captain Kirk character was developed by you, and how much was developed by Roddenberry?

  151. About your career by scanrate · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If you knew then what you know now, would you still
    get involved with Star Trek?

  152. Movies, Television; Books or Music? by krinsh · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I understand that your celebrity has allowed you to do more than just television since that famous show in the 60s; and I freely admit having read or watched quite a bit of it. My wife has even gotten me a lot of audio of "Star Trek Memories" and some other material including the Trek fiction for Christmas; though I know she doesn't want me to realize that quite yet. I like your version of the Iron Chef and while I don't make it a huge fanboy point to grab the latest Shatner imprint; your books and music are well received by me. Maybe I'm not a proper critic or something but I don't care.

    In any case, I just want to know what you have liked doing best. Were the films - not just Trek and not just your parodies of yourself in films like "Free Enterprise" (the 'Caesar rap' at the end is a hit at my house) - more fun to do than the television series you have been in? Or has writing or music been better? I can imagine the ravaging crowds of fans (or detractors) at conventions or premiere events being a down side to your career; but I want to know what project you have most enjoyed doing - or even if they are all equally enjoyable from a personal and professional view. Thank you for some great (and some corny) entertainment over the years.

    --
    I think with the interesting people, their lives can't possibly be wrapped up into a nice little package.
    1. Re:Movies, Television; Books or Music? by krinsh · · Score: 2

      Alright let me correct a little bit of that - perhaps your celebrity itself hasn't given you inroads to other means of entertainment; that is not my question here. My opinion is your talent and influence has gotten you where you are; and don't want to start a huge Slashdot thread about that or have you answer or defend any part of your career based on how you got there, OK? I just want to know what type of project you've most enjoyed working on...!

      --
      I think with the interesting people, their lives can't possibly be wrapped up into a nice little package.
  153. Re:The Transformed Man wasn't supposed to be "musi by kevcol · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wow- this is great! There are so many knowledgable Trek fans who know most of the answers from personal anecdotes that Shatner has talked about or that they witnessed at conventions that I won't even bother to wait for his replies!

  154. Heavens, no! by LintMan · · Score: 2

    Despite the ads, they don't dare let him near the Priceline.com Supercomputer:

    He might let slip one of his powerful logical paradox bombs and cause it to self destruct! (ie: "This statement is a lie", or "This is not my real hair".)

  155. A few things I've always wanted to know: by airrage · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Some Film and TV roles seem to transend themselves and take on a life of their own. Michael Landon is Charles Ingalls from Little House on the Prarie, Yule Brenner is the King of Siam, George Scott is Patton, and you are, of course, Captain James T. Kirk. I know you lampooned the trekkies on SNL, telling them to "Get a Life", but how much does the Star Trek genre affect your life and career. Even now, is it difficult to land roles without someone imagining you as Captain Kirk? Can you remember a time before you heard the word "Romulan" or do you envision a future where you can forget it? Also, can you give a sense of how annoying it is to be given Star Trek references while trying to run your everyday errands?

    --
    "This isn't a study in computer science, its a study in human behavior"
  156. virus by sstory · · Score: 2

    since in the 60's you talked no fewer than 5 computers into self-destructing, could you claim prior art and patent malicious code? Afterward, you could sue every virus writer into oblivion. That's almost as good as saving the galaxy. thanks, Steve Story Raleigh, NC

  157. Give us some advice! by Badgerman · · Score: 5, Interesting

    You've had, to say the least, a very interesting life with many ups, downs, and detours. So I have a two part question.

    1) Based on your life experience, what is one thing you'd advise no one EVER do, and why?

    2) Based on your life experience, what is one thing you'd advise everyone to definitely do (at least once), and why?

    --
    "The Sage treasures Unity and measures all things by it" - Lao Tzu
  158. The "new" Captains... by pdboddy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Mr. Shatner, I would ask you what you thought of the captains that followed in your footsteps: Captain Picard, Captain Sisko, Captain Janeway and Captain Archer, of The Next Generation, Deep Space Nine, Voyager and Enterprise respectively. What sort of input did you have, if any, in the four series? Are you planning to do any more scifi TV shows? I enjoyed your Tekwar series. Which do you like portraying more, a good guy, a bad guy, or an anti-hero? Thanks for allowing us to pester you with questions you've probably answered many times over. =)

    --
    Julie Moult is an idiot.
  159. Your opinion of hardcore fans by cacav · · Score: 5, Interesting

    One of the best Saturday Night Live shows I can remember was when you appeared on it as a host. I thought the skit of you at the Star Trek convention was excellent, BTW. Especially when you tore into the Trekkies who seem like the Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons.

    Though your diatribe ("Get a life people") was brushed aside as the talk of the "Evil Kirk", what's your real opinion of the die hard fans? Granted many are a bit excessive, but do you appreciate the attention or do you find it annoying at all?

    1. Re:Your opinion of hardcore fans by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      him dogging star wars fans and the spock giving the finger?

      "Mommy, does that mean just live long or just prosper?"

  160. Need a number by Sloppy · · Score: 2

    On your horse farm... How many saddle-bred horses do you have (including the colt that was born earlier this week)?

    --
    As copyright owner of this comment, I authorize everyone to defeat any technological measure which limits access to it.
  161. Blue chicks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Mr. Shatner,
    Are blue skinned chicks pink inside?

  162. Microquestion by Dj · · Score: 2

    Mr Shatner, have you no shame?

    Crow T. Robot - "Shatner, Shatner, Shatner, no, he's not in this one, we're safe" - MST3K the Movie.

    --
    "You know you want me baby!" - Crow T Robot
  163. Pool accident by cr@ckwhore · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The 911 recording from your call reporting your wife's tragic pool accident, has been played, re-played, and played again on radio stations throughout the country. In fact, I heard it just the other day. In the weeks following the accident, the recording was played almost constantly.

    Usually when I hear the recording, its associated with classless humor, usually radio talk show hosts trying to be funny, cracking "shatner jokes" and similiar.

    I know personally that if my wife met a tragic and untimely death, I would despise all those making jokes about it!

    How has this public attention (mockery) to the incident effected your life?

    --
    Skiers and Riders -- http://www.snowjournal.com
  164. John Belushi = Captain Kirk by The+Breeze · · Score: 2

    John Belushi spent hours studying you as Kirk in preparation for his famous Saturday Night Live skit. He reportedly was not only very proud of it, but somewhat in awe of you as well. Did you ever see that skit and what did you think of it?

  165. Iron Chef USA by ShadeEagle · · Score: 2

    The obligatory ICUSA question... ah...

    My question is this: Before doing Iron Chef USA, how much (if any) Iron Chef (Featuring Kaga Takeshi, Fukui-san and Ohta) have you seen, and what are your opinions on it?

    Bonus Questions: Who is your favorite "Japan" Iron Chef? Favorite USA Iron Chef?

  166. 2 Questions by kb2blx2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    First, Will there be any more Tek Wars movies? Second, What do you think of the fact that most SF is nowadasy very dark and hard compared to the early days of ST?

  167. What made you decide to accept various roles? by Thag · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm wondering what made you decide to accept the various roles you have played in movies and television, particularly after you were established as an actor and money was less of an immediate issue.

    Was it the type of role, the people involved in the production, the script, the chance to do something new?

    What do you look for currently?

    Jon Acheson

    --
    All opinions expressed herein are my own, and not those of my employers, who are appalled.
  168. There's more by IPFreely · · Score: 5, Funny
    Shatner was a guest on 3rd Rock From the Sun with Lothgow, and they both made references to that story.

    Shatner gets off an airplane and comments how he thought he saw something outside on the wing. Lithgow says Yeah, the same thing happened to him.

    For that and much more, it was all around one of the best 3rd Rock episodes.

    --
    There is nothing so silly as other peoples traditions, and nothing so sacred as our own.
    1. Re:There's more by Ricdude · · Score: 4, Informative

      Big Giant Head (Shatner): I thought I saw something on the wing, but noone believed me.

      High Commander (Lithgow): The same thing happened to me!

      Hands down, the funniest moment ever on broadcast television. I missed half of the episode, clutching my sides in laughter. No one else in the room got it... Their loss. =)

      --
      How's my programming? Call 1-800-DEV-NULL
  169. Priceline.com by dbretton · · Score: 5, Funny

    Do you use priceline.com to book all of your flights?

    Or do you no longer fly due to the whole "There's something out on the wing!!" thing?

  170. Forgiveness by Uma+Thurman · · Score: 2

    I want to know if you ever forgave those Klingon bastards for what they did to your boy? It sure seemed like a big deal to you at the time.

    --
    This is America, damnit. Speak Spanish!
  171. The past and the now by adilsonoliveira · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Dear Mr. Shatner As Kirk, you used gadgets and technologies as communicators, tricorders, teletransport, warp drive, etc. We're far(?) from teleportation and faster-than-light travel but today we *do* have stuff like the communicators and tricorders. At that time, do you feel you will really see something of that technology on real life?

    --
    Faith can move mountains. I prefer dynamite.
  172. Cast Relationships by Patman · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Much has been made in the popular press over some shaky
    relationships that you had with other members
    of the Star Trek cast. Do you find those relationships
    smoothing out as the years go by?

  173. Twilight Zone, Outer Limits, etc... by Etrigan_696 · · Score: 2

    Though not a regular gig, you've appeared in what? Three? Twilight Zone episodes. Or is it two? There's the "There's something on the WING!" episode 'Nightmare at 20,000 feet', and then there's the coin-operated-Devil-knows-the-future episode,'Nick Of Time' . (By the way - I especially liked your first appearance on "Third Rock From The Sun" where your character and John Lithgow's character had that "moment" about there being something on the wing...)
    You were also in an episode of The Outter Limits, The Man From U.N.C.L.E., Alfred Hitchcock Presents
    and a whole mess of other sci-fi/quasi-sci-fi shows in the late 50s/early 60s. These shows (Twilight Zone and Outter Limits, most memorably) had a great impact for "serious" Science Fiction on TV - at least something other than just blasting the bug-eyed monsters with a ray gun for half an hour.
    Did you search out roles in those kinds of shows for any particular reasons, or were they just the ones that hired you?

  174. LOL! by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 3, Funny
    Wil Wheaton asking William Shatner a question on a /. interview! Like another poster said, it's like "/.: Generations".

    This is just too funny.

    --
    Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken - Tyler Durden
  175. Priceline.Com Commercials. by E-Rock-23 · · Score: 2

    A while ago, I had heard that you were going to stop doing commercials for Priceline. Was that just a rumor, or what did they do to keep you around?

    --
    Blog Prophyts - Right On, Man
  176. Fear of Pop by Triv · · Score: 2

    Funny I should see this article now, as I'm currently listening to Fear of Pop, a collection of spoken-word music mostly written by Ben Folds. And You're on it (speech/singing "In Love") and...it's really good. :)

    So the question is: how'd you get involved in a late-90's rock frontman's side project?

    Triv

  177. Re:Shakespearian Influences? by alkali · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Here's a variant but perhaps related question:

    Anyone familiar with the history of the theater knows the names of great actors like Richard Burbage (a member of Shakespeare's company) and Sarah Bernhardt. We know their work only by reputation, however; their performances are of course lost to history.

    You are one of the very first group of actors in history whose performances are, barring some cataclysm, going to be preserved forever. When you showed up to perform at Studio One or Playhouse 90, on anthology series like "The Outer Limits" and "The Twilight Zone," or later on series television like "Star Trek," did it ever occur to you that work you may have done with little or no rehearsal would have that kind of persistence? If so, did it affect your work? If not, is there anything you would have done differently?

    (What I'm trying to get at here is that while most everyone recognizes that some early television ranks with the classics, the fact of the matter is that television in the early days was very much a sausage factory: there was no backlog of syndicated material, and a lot of content had to be churned out. People generally didn't sit around saying, "Gee, we're creating a new genre of theatrical art, how should we think about that?" -- there was too much work to be done. Even years later people didn't appreciate the significance of the early years of television; a lot of film was thrown out or left to rot. So maybe the question I'm trying to get at here is really, "Now that we recognize that significance of the early years of television, do you think about your work as an actor differently now than you did then, and if so how?")

  178. Will you please save Farscape? by xagon7 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Only you can appreciate the monetary possibilities of a great cult show, and only you have the means and the clout to not let such an awesome show like Farscape wither away and die.

    Love ya man.

  179. Re:Dr. Mr. Shatner by KBlay · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What acting oppurtunities have you turned down that you now regret?

  180. City on the Edge of Forever by Enahs · · Score: 2
    Harlan Ellison(sp) is a bitter man. It's evident that he's a bitter man when he talks about "City on the Edge of Forever." One person he's had less than polite comments about is you; more specifically, he accused you in one written account of line-counting and demanding that you have more lines than Leonard Nimoy.



    My question is, given Mr. Ellison's hotheaded nature, what's your take on the story? I find most of his account to be pretty immature, to tell the truth, and since he's talked about you in his accounts as having worked with him (something about a mark that's still in his driveway from your motorcycle?) I was wondering what really happened.

    --
    Stating on Slashdot that I like cheese since 1997.
  181. Tinnitus and Hyperacusis by RembrandtX · · Score: 2

    How do you cope with this ?

    I have mild Tinnitus myself, and have problems distinguishing folks in a crowd of people. [The guy across the room sounds lounder than the guy infront of me.]

    At night I need to sleep with a white noise machine or all i hear is a soft ringing in my ears.

    How does this affect your acting, does it / did it make it any harder on to keep on cue ?

    Have you ever had to turn down work or a gig due to the hearing issues / threats ?

    --

    --Ne auderis delere orbem rigidum meum, non erravi pernicose!
  182. Your Pick by The+Dobber · · Score: 2

    In a steel cage death match, who wins?

    Commander Peter Quincy Taggart
    vs
    Captain Jean-Luc Picard

  183. Tinnitus and Hyperacusis by RembrandtX · · Score: 2

    How do you cope with this ?

    I have mild Tinnitus myself, and have problems distinguishing folks in a crowd of people. [The guy across the room sounds lounder than the guy infront of me.]

    At night I need to sleep with a white noise machine or all i hear is a soft ringing in my ears.

    How does this affect your acting, does it / did it make it any harder on to keep on cue ?

    Have you ever had to turn down work or a gig due to the hearing issues / threats ?

    [sorry about the repost, I inadvertantly posted under another user's comment]

    --

    --Ne auderis delere orbem rigidum meum, non erravi pernicose!
  184. Jesus vs. Judas by Embedded+Geek · · Score: 2
    A friend of mine went to see a local (La Mirada, CA) production of Jesus Christ Superstar this weekend. He loved it but commented that the actor who played Judas upstaged the actor who played Jesus. It got me wondering...

    If someone offered you a choice of the two roles in a new, "generic" portrayal of Christ's life (not specifically Superstar) and everything else were equal (same time on screen, same pay, etc), which would you take? Do think your decision differs from what you think most of your acting peers would have chosen and if so why?

    --

    "Prepare for the worst - hope for the best."

  185. Kahn? by dasmegabyte · · Score: 2

    Do you think you could kick Ricardo Montalbahn's ass in a fair fight?

    --
    Hey freaks: now you're ju
  186. Your Tinnitus by ez76 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    As a tinnitus sufferer (brought on by noise trauma, like you), I take comfort in knowing there are celebrities such as yourself who have overcome this intrusive malady to live a happy life and accomplish great things.

    What techniques/treatments have been successful for you in dealing with this disease?

  187. your Hollywood buddies by SethJohnson · · Score: 2


    Since most of us can only imagine what it must be like to hang out in Beverly Hills and pal around with big celebrities, perhaps you could shed some insight on the experience(s) you've had in this area.

    Specifically, I'd like to know about the hot-tub orgies hosted at Eazy-E's (RIP) house. Were the women attractive? Was there free coccaine? Did you get yourself tested after he announced he had contracted AIDS?

    Please provide as many details as possible.

    Appreciatively,
  188. Fruit salad by jmcwork · · Score: 2

    Is there any truth the story about your 'violent reaction' to the mention of this dish?

  189. INquiring Mind Wants To Know by The+Dobber · · Score: 2


    Is that really the Priceline super-computer behind you in the commercial?

  190. Get a life? by erroneus · · Score: 2

    You know, I have to believe there is some truth to your position of "Get a life people?!" While it's kinda funny and I share the general perspective that it's kinda stupid to get sucked so deeply into the TV show, there is at least one socially acceptable precedent where "dressing like your favorite entertainment" happens on a regular basis.

    (That said, I'm still a fan of the show though I only have 3 of those DVDs of the original series... can you send me some free? :) I can't bring myself to actually pay for them...)

    That precedent is the "Country/Western" phenomenon. Starting with the singing cowboy in the movies, people have been emulating and twisting beyond any sense of reality the image of the "wild" west and the "cowboy." This Hollywood culture has gone so far out of control that people think it's pretty normal.

    I see this kind of thing happening today with "trekkie" culture as well. After recently observing the flight attendant's union pin, I have to wonder if it has roots in the Star Trek series.

    While I still generally agree with your "get a life" view, I have to wonder at what point does it actually become a life?

    Why am I asking rhetorical interview questions?

  191. How did you come to do Free Enterprise? by X · · Score: 2

    That movie pretty seemed to require you willing to play yourself in it. I was wondering how they pitched the movie to you and why you decided to participate in it.

    --
    sigs are a waste of space
  192. War on Drugs? by perfessor+multigeek · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Given your general willingness to have strong opinions and your role in the ever-expanding world of Tek War, not to mention your playing T.J. Hooker, how do you feel about the virtual disappearance of the so-called War on Drugs since September 11th?
    Rustin

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  193. I don't believe it by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Come on. A member of Iggy Pop's band not drinking? In 1975? Surely they could have made up something more plausible.

  194. Iron Chef USA question by Tenchi-kun · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Mr. Shatner, What kind of pitch did the creators of Iron Chef USA use when they were trying to bring you on as the Chairman? Did you watch any of the Japanese episodes and use Chairman Kaga's actions/mannerisms as a point from which to create your own version of the Chairman, or was it predetermined by the show's creators? What are your takes on the Iron Chef phenomenon as it has become in the United States, and are there any plans on taping additional episodes? Thank you for your time.

  195. Combination in Episode 25? by Viking+Coder · · Score: 2

    When you were going to beam down to the planet for the last time in Episode 25 - that's where you and the crew of the Enterprise get attacked by these spores and started acting real weird, like hippies and stuff - well, I was wondering if you could settle a bet for me and my friends, okay? When you left your quarters for the last time - and you opened up your safe - what was the combination?

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  196. Re:Shakespearian Influences? by Codifex+Maximus · · Score: 2

    This question has my vote. Mod Parent Up.

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  197. If you could do it over again ....... by mustangdavis · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Mr. Shatner,

    If you had to do it all over again, would you still do Star Trek ... meaning are you uncomfortable with your acting career since you are now and forever James T. Kirk?? Do you feel that this may have hindered or limited other opportunites in your life or do you feel this was a once in a life time opportunity?

    Cheers!

  198. a simple question by mike77 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Mr. Shatner. Can I call ya Will? In either case my question is relatively simple. You've been acting for many years in many different rolls. you've become something of a cultural icon for many people (alot of geeks). My question is what kind of a legacy would you like to leave? Many will argue and place on you different ones, but when you finally leave the public spotlight, in what way would you like to be remembered?

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  199. Freedom of Opinion by nuggz · · Score: 2

    Wow, there is someone who really liked it.

    I agree there were some funny scenes in it (like the one you mentioned.)

    Whether you thought the movie was good or not, I still think it would be interested to know what he was thinking.

    What made him want to play a character like that, particularly one that is so unlike his public image.

  200. Drinking game by bjt062659 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Have you ever played the Star Trek Drinking Game?

  201. What OS does the Priceline computer use? by Newer+Guy · · Score: 2, Troll

    Hmmm?

  202. YASTQ: Did you ever think ST would last so long? by borgheron · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Mr. Shatner,

    When you first walked onto the set, did you have any appreciation for how much of a part of American Legend Star Trek was going to become?

    Also, when did realize that it was going to have a profound effect on your career and life and how did that feel? :)

    GJC

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  203. I'd just like to say... by Codifex+Maximus · · Score: 2

    Thanks for the fun and interesting shows. From the guy sitting at the table in front of the Devil Faces fortune teller machine to the Kirk you played in Generations.

    Only question I can think of is:
    What do you want to do next?

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  204. Galaxy Quest by omnipotus · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Galaxy Quest obviously satired not only the characters of Star Trek as they behaved on camera, but also the characters of the on actors that portayed them. Did you like the movie? Do you think the weaknesses of the Star Trek franchise that the film hyperboles are fair? Did friction between you and your co-stars on the convention circuit ever approach the levels suggested in film?

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    "You can't dissect him, predict him, which of course means he's not a lunatic at all."
  205. Have you continued your study of Esperanto? by mr_don't · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Mr. Shatner,

    I recently went to a screening of your cult classic film, "Incubus". The most amazing thing about this movie was that all the dialog was spoken in Esperanto! Did you actually learn Esperanto for the role? Or were you simply reading off of cue cards?

    1. Re:Have you continued your study of Esperanto? by BluedemonX · · Score: 2

      He learned the lines phonetically. He does not speak Esperanto.

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  206. Canada by tnmc · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Do you still consider yourself a Canadian? Do Canada and Canadian issues matter to you anymore? Do you hang out with the other Canadians in Hollywood and go fishing in Algonquin Park with Dan Ackroyd? And which CFL team do you support?

  207. Future roles by teslatug · · Score: 2

    Do you have any immediate plans for any serious role in a movie not involving science fiction?

  208. Your last name by Tablizer · · Score: 2

    What was the most embarassing mispelling of your last name?

  209. star trek love... by jimmajamma · · Score: 2, Funny

    how many dem *alien* hos didja jam witcha prime directive?

  210. What is the inspiration for the Tek Series? by InfoSec · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've always been a fan of your science fiction series TekWar and so on, but I would like to know where some of the ideas behind it came from? Were some of those ideas spawned from the legendary Gene Roddenbery, or were they all your own?

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  211. Is that really.... by macdaddy · · Score: 2
    ....a rug on your head or are you just happy to see me?

    Just kidding. My question, do the new Star Trek movies/episodes meet your expectations?

  212. Incubus -- The Only Full Length Film in Esperanto by coaxial · · Score: 2


    You've started in the only feature length film done entirely in esperanto, Incubus.

    Could you tell us about how you found this role and what why you decided to take it. And more importantly what you thought about the people who would finance, produce, and direct a film that has as its centerpiece and invented language.

    I would just like to add this one comment my friend made while watching Incubus: "My God! Shatner speaks that like it's a real language!"

  213. No need to ask by Galvatron · · Score: 2

    This has been discussed to death. Each of the original Star Trek cast members has a book of some sort about their life, or involvement in the series, and each one has a different version of what happened. Koenig's version is above. Nichols's version is similar, except she said that he just botched the acting. Think every Shatner spoof you've ever seen and multiply it by 10 ("no, I WILL, NOT kiss, her"). Shatner tells a different story in his "Star Trek Memories" book, so maybe the other cast members just thought he was intentionally botching the take, when he hadn't meant to at all...

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    "The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than that of whether a submarine can swim" -EWD
  214. Re:He could do a duet with Nimoy!!! by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 2

    Even worse, have you ever seen he video?!

    It's a ripe slice of hippie-generation kitsch (kind of "Up With People" meets "Laugh-In") with fresh-faced teenagers with primary-colored T-shirts and oversized buttons with quips like "Hobbits unite!" and "Appoint Leonard Nimoy to the U.N.", wearing oversized rubber pointed ears and mincing and hopping about in a most undignified manner, and Nimoy looking dapper, if dated, with a black blazer, white turtleneck and the Spock haircut (but no ears), looking very relaxed and happy.

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    You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
  215. question for both Wils by Kappelmeister · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I don't think a lot of people take an auteuristic view of Star Trek, but I used to follow which directors were which on TNG and follow their styles.

    My favorite directors have to be veteran Cliff Bole ("Best of Both Worlds", "Silicon Avatar", Voyager's "Dark Frontier") and Les Landau ("Chain of Command II", "Family", "Night Terrors").

    Did you have any favorite directors, or did they all seem interchangeable like the old days of movies? Since "Best of Both Worlds" is better than some of the Trek movies, I'd really like to see Bole helm a feature. No such luck. Is there any particular reason? Can I get in touch with him? :)

    1. Re:question for both Wils by CleverNickName · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Hey! He's Bill. I'm Wil. There can be only one!

      Okay. Here's my answer, based on my experience: When you're working in television, the director rarely has much room for "vision." The studio expects things delivered on a certain (usually unrealistic) timetable, and the director had better meet that schedule if he wants to come back.

      When you see the same director over and over again, it's usually because he or she gets things delivered on time, and "gets" the show.

      Less important, but still considered, is how well that director gets along with the cast. We had more than one director who raced through the schedule, but was a tool, and didn't get asked back. Conversely, we had some directors who we absolutely loved, but they were just too damn slow, so they suffered a similar fate.

      By comparison to TOS, we had a bit of latitude on TNG, because we were first-run syndication, and our directors were more or less answering to Gene, and then Rick, who were answering to Paramount. I'd suspect that it was different back on TOS, because they were first-run network. AFAIK, we were both considered "low budget," but I'm not sure how that factored into the studio's expectations.

      The two guys you mentioned, Les and Cliff, were really good guys, but vastly different. Cliff tore through the schedule, never wasting shots or over-covering scenes. He was a little gruff with me, but I'm sure I deserved it. I seem to recall the other cast members really liking him.

      Les started out as a First Assistant Director in our first season, and worked his way up to director (Star Trek has a long history of promotion from within...it's pretty cool).

      Everyone liked Les, but boy was he slow! We usually referred to his episodes as "Late Night With Les," because we'd go into overtime so much. I think they cut him some slack, though, because he was part of the family, and his episodes were always pretty good.

      When I was working on "Nemesis," Patrick and I walked past our old stages where they now film "Enterprise" on our way back to the make-up trailer one night. We saw some people we knew who were still at work, even though it was nearly 10PM on a Friday night.

      We asked how it was going, and the reply was, "Oh, you know...having fun on 'Late Night With Les.'"

      I was happy to hear that he was still in the family.

    2. Re:question for both Wils by Kappelmeister · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Thanks for the great answer.

      You make it sound like directors don't have much leverage at all in TV, but I can definitely see a difference in the product.

      The two Les episodes I mentioned, "Chain of Command II" and "Family," have some the best guest acting of the series (along with "The Game" and "Journey's End," naturally). David Warner vs. Patrick Stewart always gets me. There must have been some extra rehearsal there (or maybe it was just the Shakespearean training).

      Somtimes a single composition -- circling around Picard at the end of "The Inner Light," the tear in "Sarek" -- make the show feel richer and more genuine. The way Bole lit, composed, coached and shot the Riker-Troi scene in 10-Forward gave that scene so much more weight than any other scene played on that set.

      Certain episodes can have tones that are totally unique. The loneliness and depravation of "Tin Man." The playful naivete of "Data's Day." The cold militarism of "Yesterday's Enterprise."

      I'll tell you, though, that I think a lot of the credit for that has to go to the music. Almost ALL the music in Voyager sounds the same -- a routine soundtrack of brass and recycled rhythms makes a lot of episodes feel like technical exercises. All the TNG episodes I just mentioned have unique music that fits the tone of each show and makes them interesting in the way that they differ.

      But it sounds like a TV director has no power to dictate which episodes can afford their own music, which can take the time to redo the lighting, and which can rehearse for an extra day. In that way, the good ones impress me more than film directors do, because of what they can accomplish with such economy. I wonder if they're sticking to TV by choice.

    3. Re:question for both Wils by Rakarra · · Score: 2
      . AFAIK, we were both considered "low budget,"

      Wasn't the budget for each Next Gen episode up to a million dollars, at least towards the end of its run? I can't see that as being low budget in the television world, especially in the late-80's, early 90's..

      (Though some early TNG episodes do have a low-budget look to them. (Stop-motion animation!))

  216. what is sex in space like? by peter303 · · Score: 4, Funny

    There are a lot of rumors that NASA and the Russian space program have investigated this, but no one is talking on the record yet. For example, Newton's 3rd law- "for every action, a reaction" complicating movement in zero-G. You are the most famous libidous space-amn and must know the answer :-)

  217. How Did you Enjoy Your Paintball Game? by Coffee+Warlord · · Score: 2


    I missed the game, but I wanted your thoughts on the paintball scenario game you participated in this last September. Heard you had some wild times. Tell us a lovely story of shooting people with paint!

  218. Paintball! by Dephex+Twin · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Just recently you took part in a massive paintball charity match in Joliet, IL for your "Ahead with Horses" charity, in which you, as Captain Kirk, led the Federation against a team of Klingons and the Borg. It sounded like an amazing idea!

    So, what I'm wondering is, how did it go? Did you enjoy paintball (and reprising your "Captain Kirk" role)? Also, I heard mention of the entire thing being was to be documented in a video. Is that still in the works, and if so, where can one purchase it?

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    If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. -- Carl Sagan
  219. How did you happen to land the role of Kirk? by orichter · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As I understand it, Jeffery Hunter was originally offered the part of Captain Captain of the Enterprise (he played Christopher Pike in the Pilot), but turned it down after the Pilot was filmed. First, is this accurate, and second:

    Obviously, this was your big break into showbusiness, but did it feel like it at the time. How did this part come to you, and when did you realize this show would be this big, when did you realize you had been typecast and that you would be forever known as Captain Kirk, and did you go through any of the disgust with that typecast like Leonard Nemoy did?

  220. What's Next? by TheLocustNMI · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What is next for William Shatner?

    I mean, you've done just about everything an entertainer can do -- act, write, sing, rap to Shakespeare, TV, movies, commercials.

    Do you see yourself retiring anytime soon (and naturally chopping wood in some Northwestern locale)?

  221. Re:More Specifically. by kscguru · · Score: 2
    Point by point:

    Proton torpedoes are Star Wars. Photon torpedoes are Star Trek. A proton torpedo doesn't even make sense - you can't do very many reactions with a proton. A photon torpedo is basically an antimatter charge. Antimatter + matter = lots of energy, in the form of photons!

    Phase pistols. Made up - but only requires a particle that interferes with the strong nuclear force. Not too unreasonable.

    Warp. It was actually Earth to Neptune in 6 minutes (as my roommate is remembering). First: Star Trek has never been consistent with the Warp scales, the original series was simply exponentially scaling while the later series were converging to Warp 10, and a lot of the "future" timelines seemed to switch back to the old scale. And Enterprise seems to use its own scale also. But: even traveling at warp, you have to add the time to drop in and out of warp, accelerate and deccelrate (within the limits of inertial damping - which doesn't exist!).

    The maximum sustainable warp for Voyager is pretty low, as sustainable means engines running 24/7/365 AND no fuel concerns. Voyager has many problems with low fuel (how often do they look for antimatter?), and presumably takes the warp core offline periodically for maintenence (it would be a boring episode, so we don't see that. But there was a Next Generation episode that referenced maintenence).

    But, Star Wars and Star Trek warp/hyperspace theories are difference (and neither are provable - though neither has been disproven!). Star Wars is alternate-universe-hyperspace, and you use energy to move into hyperspace and another chunk of energy to move out. Star Trek is a bubble of space where physics are different (i.e. the speed of light is much higher) and the bubble is maintained by a constant inflow of energy. And yes, Star Wars hyperdrive is faster than Star Trek warp drive - Star Wars hyperdrive would be closer to Star Trek Borg hyperdrive (which the Federation never could duplicate). But, Star Trek warp drive scales better - the theoretical top speed is much higher (you could get arbitrarily close to infinity).

    And I don't know about that Wookie... I think the Klingon would give him a head-but the Wookie would never forget. And Klingon fighting is much more of a martial art - it might work fine against bigger adversaries. My opinion is whoever knocks the other guy down first would win...

    Signed,
    A Trekkie who rooms with a Star Wars fan / physicist

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  222. Why? by Suppafly · · Score: 2

    Why do you do those horrible tv commercials? Are the royalties from the many movies you've done that bad?

    You seem like you must not take yourself too seriously to be able to satire yourself. Do you agree, and do you feel this is a quality more people should have?

  223. Twilight Zone by El · · Score: 2

    How do you feel about your role as the stressed-out passenger in the famous Twilight Zone "Alien on the aircraft wing" episode? I've always felt that role best suited you...

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  224. Real Life Tranporter? by Burl+Ives · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If there was a real life transporter, would you travel on it?

  225. What leads to typecasting? by orichter · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I've seen many actors become typecast (such as yourself and most of the Star Trek crew), but I've seen many others who seem to defy typecasting even when put into popular roles (Tom Hanks in Bosom Buddies comes to mind). Do you think this tendency comes more from acting skill, facial features (recognizable face vs. rather generic face), the nature of the role itself, or some other factor?

  226. Friends by McFly69 · · Score: 2

    Mr Shatner,

    After many years of hard work, with various Star Trek actors, do you still keep contact with them? For example, do ever call up Mr. Leonard Nemoy and go on a trip or just have dinner?

    Thank you for your time,
    McFly69

    P.S. How would I go about to receive your autograph?

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  227. Tekwar by itsnotme · · Score: 2

    Knowing you wrote the tekwar series then had it come on television and if I remember correctly, you also had a few tekwar movies come out also. Did you think that the movie/shows conveyed what you wrote in the books and did you like acting out the books?

    I havent seen any mention of the tekwar series since a lot of people hated it but I loved the series.

  228. Not a Trek question by Cruciform · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Since the majority of questions seem Trek related, here's one that's not:

    If a major network came to you and offered you the chance to helm or take the lead in a new series of your choice, what would you want to do? Would you return to your stage roots? More Sci-Fi? TJ Hooker Returns? What would give you the most satisfaction?

    and

    What did you think of John Lithgow's reprisal of your TZ character in Twilight Zone: The Movie?
    The original was one of the few episodes that stuck with me. Despite the goofy looking creature, it had that feeling of paranoia and claustrophobia that one would get when cornered by the unknown.

  229. Did you find the simulator funny? by warpSpeed · · Score: 2
    Did you think the "William Shatner Acting Simulator" is funny?

    Along the same vein, did you enjoy the Staturday Night Live parody of Star Trek? Did you consider it an honor to be parodied by John Bolushi?

    I remember religiously watching reruns of Star Trek in the late afternoons as a 6-7 year old. I would have to stake out the TV early in the afternoon because if I left my sister would switch the stations. There was a standing rule that whoever is was in the room first got to pick the show. I credit you with the large bladder size that I have today. Thanks!

  230. This is an atrocity! by wwwgregcom · · Score: 3, Funny

    Everything Wil Wheaton says gets modded up +5! Why you ask? Because he is famous. This then causes his karma to go up! Since when can fame bring you karma? This a true butchering of the concept of karma, and I will not stand for it! Kick Wil off slashdot! Who is with me?

    Ps. The preceding mesage is just a joke.

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  231. Satrurday Night Live by macdaddy357 · · Score: 2

    Dear Mr. Shatner, Thank you so much for going on Saturday Night Live, and telling the trekkies to "get a life...move out of your mother's basement...Have you ever kissed a girl?.. It's a TV Show!" These things needed to be said, and you said them. Do you have anything new to say to the loser fanboys? Sincerely, Everyone but the loser fanboys

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  232. Music Questions for Cap'n Kirk by seinethinker · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What is your opinion on the choice of music used in Star Trek? During, the time that you worked on Star Trek, what did you listen to (i.e. your personal tastes)?

    ~ Lynn

    Ps. I have often wonder if you awoke out of a nightmare with the standard Trek battle music playing your head.. You know Da Da Da .. Dadadaaaaaaaaaaaaa (cheap sound effects ----- )

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  233. Uhura by Wandering+Goliard · · Score: 2, Interesting

    While much has been made of it since the first airing, were you, or anyone else affiliated with the crew at the time, aware that "The Kiss" you exchanged with Nichelle Nichols was truly ground-breaking, or merely something controversial to make a few waves? You've written somewhat about this subject; however, I have yet to see any reference in my admittedly sketchy Star Trek reading to what the attitudes of the cast and crew were _before_ the airing of that episode.

  234. Dear Mr Shatner by Beliskner · · Score: 2

    Everybody says that they don't make 'em like they used to, and after watching Voyager, Andromeda and Enterprise I tend to agree. Will you be willing to star in a new series of Star Trek (set after TNG)?

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  235. this_question++ by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

    What's this, a real question on a /. Ask Foo? This should definitely be amongst the questions asked. I always like to "hear" people "talk" about things they feel strongly about.

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  236. What did you think of Galaxy Quest? by pagen · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What did you think of Galaxy Quest?

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  237. Will There Be a Rerelease of... by NeuroManson · · Score: 2

    Your earlier recordings, such as Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds, or Mr. Tamborine Man? Or better still, how about a jam session with Leonard "Bilbo Baggins" Nimoy?

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  238. A question about Rescue 911 by pyramid+termite · · Score: 4, Funny

    Star Trek made many wonder whether there was intelligent life in the universe. Did Rescue 911 ever make you wonder if there was intelligent life on this planet? A lot of the people on that show were rescued when they did some awfully dumb and dangerous things ...

  239. Kirk vs Gandalf by Gallifrey · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If Kirk and Gandalf got into a fight, who would win?

  240. Thanks! by dattaway · · Score: 2

    Not a question, but just a thanks for your work many years ago creating a wonderfully inspiring television series that defined science fiction in its time enjoyed by at least my family. The experience helped create a connection with the beautiful heavens above. Your part in history is a great one and it is my hope you recognize contributions.

  241. Acting... by wls · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Which is better, being type cast into a role you can't escape from (yet gaining mass popularity and recognition), or having an assortment of characters from which to draw, but not the degree of prestige? ...which path would you have a new actor avoid?

  242. The Wedding Present's "William Shatner" by {tele}machus_*1 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Have you heard the song "William Shatner" by The Wedding Present (or are you even aware of it)? In case you haven't heard it, The Wedding Present is a pop band from England, and the song is on their album "George Best," which came out in 1990 (or thereabouts). How do you feel about your name being used as the title for a song? Would you ever object to the use of your name by a group (not necessarily a rock band) or an individual that is completely unaffiliated with you? If that album had been incredibly popular and that song had been a hit single, would you feel differently about the use of your name?

  243. Twilight Zone by AntiGenX · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Do you think that John Lithgow did a good job reprising your character in the Twilight Zone episode, "Nightmare at 20,000 Feet"? Was this ever a brought up when you guys worked on the together on Third Rock from the Sun?

  244. Career by blamco · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What path would your career have taken had you not done Star Trek? Would you still be as internationally renown?

  245. Bill, do you know: Where is Usama Ben Laden? by roman_mir · · Score: 2

    NT

  246. Questions by JWSmythe · · Score: 2, Interesting

    1) Did you feel that your real life when filming Star Trek had any corelation to the relationships portrayed at the beginning of Galaxy Quest?

    2) Do you believe there is any life beyond Earth? After portraying Cap't Kirk for so many years, so you think that's swayed your opinion?

    3) My sister met you at the Space.Com office in New York once. All she could come up with was quick TJ Hooker question for you. You were polite, and she was happy. Now the question, is that the kind of questions you get all the time from strangers? Can you go out in public and have a good time without someone asking an old TV question of you?

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  247. Why does your Priceline bob-head look so strange? by jdbo · · Score: 2

    really now, this thadoesn't look like you at any age...

  248. Singing by Wanker · · Score: 2

    Although many of your songs are great for ending stereo wars, I can't help but wonder why? I mean, it's one thing to sing off-key while all alone but another to inflict it on other people. What would possess you to think that anyone would want to hear this, or was it done for sheer badness' sake?

    I do have to say that Nimoy's cover of "Proud Mary" was far worse than any of your covers-- though "Lucy in the Sky" is awfully close.

    Golden Throats: the Great Celebrity Sing-Off
    More pain and suffering from Google

  249. About Chekhov by Random+Addict · · Score: 2, Funny
    Mr. Shatner,
    This has bugged me ever since STII: Wrath of Kahn came out. When Chekhov and his CO are surveying that planet for suitability for the Genesis trial, and they come across the shuttle craft, Chekhov realizes who the thing belongs to and tries to hurry the hell out. Unfortunately, they end up running into the arms of Kahn and his merry crew of castaways. Kahn fails to recognize Chekhov's CO, but he recognizes Chekhov. How can this be? In the episode "Space Seed" in which the Enterprise encounters Kahn and his gang of genetically engineered supermen (and women), Chekhov had not yet joined the crew of the Enterprise. Why couldn't the producers and director of STII take this glaring bit of reality into account???

    Oh, wait....(sheepish grin)

    Yeah, maybe I should get a life, huh?

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  250. Shatner's Cut Director's Edition Premium Gold by Mulletproof · · Score: 2

    Etc, etc, etc...

    Mr. Shatner, you have had diverse directing and writing over the years. I was wondering how YOU would have directed the new series "Enterprise" that is currently airing. Darker? More aliens? Just curious, considering your experience writing the Tek series and such.

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    You need a FREE iPod Nano
    1. Re:Shatner's Cut Director's Edition Premium Gold by Mulletproof · · Score: 2

      Diverse directing and writing EXPERIENCE, that is.

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  251. James Doohan and Columbo by nedron · · Score: 2

    In the past, some of the other cast members of the original Star Trek series have lambasted you pretty badly. In your books, you come across as very self-effacing and have apologized for any hurt that you might have caused the others. In fact, you seem to go to pains in your non-fiction books to patch things up. Your plea to James Doohan is particularly poignant in light of DeForest Kelley's death. Has there been any progress in reducing the animosity that the other cast members appear to hold for you?

    On another subject... Since you did two Columbo's ("Fade in to Murder" and "Butterfly in Shades of Grey"), what were your impressions of working on the show? Any noticeable difference since 20 years had passed from one Columbo to the next?

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  252. Re:He could do a duet with Nimoy!!! by Lars+T. · · Score: 2

    Imagine, I just did half an hour ago. (Quicktime Video)

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  253. Did you have a Wiz in the pool? by erucsbo · · Score: 2, Informative

    Was it really Mr. Shatner's house (well - swimming pool) that featured in the pool party scene in the Wizard of Speed and Time and did he have a screen cameo appearance that got left out because he only wanted to speak Esperanto?

  254. Singing Career? by rnturn · · Score: 2

    Any chance of reviving that? Or that Rhino will re-release your album?

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  255. Your Take on Subversive Themes by Inexile2002 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Looking back on the show with a bit of a post-modernist eye there were some really interesting subversive themes laced into the ST plot. The occasional anti-capitalist themes, the concept of the Federation as a nearly perfect communist society, the promotion of secular humanism and multiple episodes where the plot was literally man against god. There were the racial harmony themes, anti-religious themes and the prime directive itself could have been taken as a statement against cultural imperialism. All of this on tv in a world where Joe McCarthy was still a very fresh memory.

    Now I know that Rodenberry was responsible for most of it, but how did it feel to be caught up in something like that during the 60's? (This is such a set up for the response, "I was just a tv show.")

  256. Better yet he could do a duet with DeForest Kelly! by jbuilder · · Score: 2

    Even given De's current state, he probably sounds better than Bill ever did...

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  257. What do you think of Enterprise by computx · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I was curious what you think of the new series Enterprise. Since it is supposed to take place in an era before the original series it would seem to be faced with some pretty tight constraints on plots etc. Also one of the criticism's leveled at the show is that it is too politically correct. any comment?

  258. K/S. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 2

    Dude, the real sexual tension in TOS was between Kirk and Spock. Oh, yeah. Hot Vulcan man-love.

    No, really. Kirk and Spock were gay.

    (Yes, I know the difference between the show and reality. I'm talking about the characters.)

    --grendel drago

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  259. Seven Parody for MTV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Did you have to be talked into doing that fantastic parody of the ending of Se7en for MTV, seeing it as a cluster of roles you preferred not to revisit? Or did you jump at the opportunity?

  260. Star Trek vs. Star Wars by ZoneManSPW · · Score: 2, Funny

    Do you like the Star Wars movies?

  261. What would you parody? by Inexile2002 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    There have been numerous parodies of both you and of Star Trek. If you were given carte blanche to parody anyone or anything - star in a Galaxy Quest equivalent of some other series or movie, what would you parody? Why? Any ideas on how you'd approach it?

  262. Shatner Interview by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I am interested in your perspective on where you think the evolution of Star Trek should go? Also, have you been asked to contribute or consult on the direction of Star Trek's future?

  263. Charities by Thomas+A.+Anderson · · Score: 4, Interesting

    17 years ago, I worked for a non-profit called "Ahead with Horses" which taught physically disabled children to ride horses, and in some cases to vault on them (think gymnastics on horseback). If I remember right, Mr. Shatner was a generous supporter of the program (with both his time and money).

    My question is this Mr. Shatner: which are your favorite charities? What's you favorite story related to one of them?

    Thanks!

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  264. Listen to Shatner at Amazon by MyHair · · Score: 3, Informative

    he guest-starred on an album released with Ben Folds called "Fear of Pop" a few years ago - it's really friggin' good

    Cool, that link has Real Player streaming samples. Shatner's contribution is audible in track 5: "In Love - David Davidson".

    AH! Here is Shatner's "Transformed Man" album with a sample of "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" for those of you who haven't heard it. Unfortunately the sample is small and doesn't capture the whole performance, but you get the idea.

    OMG Amazon says "Transformed Man" starts at US$75!!!

    LOL, you have to listen to all the samples.

  265. Off-topic? Phttt by MacAndrew · · Score: 2

    It's not off-topic to the parent. :)

    This is an example of a "scary" experience with a fan he might not think to discuss, something more revealing than the typical stalker story. I'd love to see it brought up and have him say something more about it, and I can't find a reference to it online. It illustrates a positive aspect of Trek quite different from the you-inspired-me-to-be-an-engineer cliche.

    The effects of Trek on "regular people" have been profound. One of my favorites I mentioned elsewhere here and which is recounted online, regards MLK encouraging Nichelle Nichols to stay with the show because of the role model she was to his own children. I think Shatner might me interesting in talking about these humanistic aspects of the show, as he is understandably tired of the "what was the combination of the safe in episode 26" questions. Also, he is himself decidedly not a geek.

  266. What kind of mobile do you use? by BaGurk · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Go on, you purchased one of those Motorola startecs when it first came out, right?

  267. Ask Bill Shatner... by erik_fredricks · · Score: 2

    When's the next record coming out? After all, it's been 34 years since you did that stirring rendition of Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds ,..

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  268. Do you get tired of the trekkies? by deepvoid · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I was in Vegas during a convention (unrelated to Star Trek) when I saw the oddest assortment of people coming out of an adjoining conference hall... Pointy ears, green faces, goofy face grooves (you know the sort), and I knew immediately who and what they were about. To my astonishment, I saw you signing autographs at the front while peering curiously through the door. You didn't look very happy as a gapped toothed fem-nerd asked you a bunch of questions in a staccato barrage.

    Are you happy about the whole trekky thing, or is something you just endure?

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  269. Re:Huh? by perfessor+multigeek · · Score: 2

    I thought geeks who need to get a life were obsessed with Na ^H^H Wil Wheaton?
    Naw, only if they are fans of his his site.

    Of course, what's funny about this is that Wheaton has turned out to be a pretty decent geek. Actually into things like applet functionality and server optimization. Unlike, say Jamie "how does that Internet thing work?" Doohan.
    Here's to you, Wil, Geekboy indeed. He DOESN'T just play one on TV.

    Rustin

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  270. Question for Shatner by jobowyer · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Do you get a kick when shows/movies make fun of you or your distinctive way of speaking? Shatner jokes seem to pop up in about every form of entertainment, from animated shows (Family Guy) to the dregs of the Internet. Does this sort of attention make you feel like you left your mark on entertainment (I know I would)

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  271. Questions! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    A few questions...

    What is the first thing you think of in the morning when you wake up, and the last thing you think of as you are about to fall asleep at night?

    I understand that at one point you were (or still are?) working for the American Tinnitus Association (constant ringing in the ears). Are you aware of any medical advances in this area? How is your tinnitus doing these days?

    I recently purchased the Special Editions of Star Treks II and III and watched the interviews with you on both disks and thought they were absolutely hysterical (especially the part about Nimoy blessing the crowds on ST III). I know that you have had parts in Airplane 2 and other slapstick comedies, but I was wondering... have you ever considered really jumping into that genre full-force like Leslie Nielsen did a few years back?

  272. Trek Technology by eples · · Score: 2

    Mr. Shatner, It seems as if every few years technology we saw only in Star Trek suddenly becomes reality. (Those square wooden disks Spock had, or the tablet for Captain's type stuff that made it throughout just about every incarnation of Trek.) What do you think will be next?

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  273. Point of realization? by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Was there a single incident which made you realize that Trek was more than just another TV show (fan base, franchise, etc.), or was it a gradual realization?

  274. Re:How much of a Geek are YOU, anyway? by Swaffs · · Score: 2
    "or do you not even pay attention if your PC is Windows or Mac?"

    Uh, when was the last time you saw a PC running Mac OS?

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  275. Speaking of Free Enterprise... by timotten · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have two questions:

    * How.. did you decide... on... your enunciative style? Was it... like a flash of light, suddenly you knew... that Kirk... did not know... how to enunciate? Or were you... coached? Did it seem... innovative? Do you feel... trapped, unable to break through... to become free... from your type-casting.

    * When are you going to finish that one-man production of Julius Caesar?

  276. Director's Control in TV by CleverNickName · · Score: 5, Informative

    Well, let me clarify:

    Directors do have creative some degree of creative control, and they are able to influence the tone and mood of their episodes. You wouldn't see an X-files director bringing the same style to, say, Hidden Hills...though it would make for an interesting story!

    I know what you're talking about, in reference to shot composition and whatnot. That's usually all the director. Lighting, however, is all the Director of Photography. Usually the DP on a TV show that uses the same sets will have preset lighting (that's why the bridge and Ready Room always look the same, for instance) because it saves time. But! When a creative director tells the DP that he's going for something very dark and moody, or very bright and joyful, the DP will usually jump at the chance to do something creative...as long as it doesn't take too much time.

    If I made it sound like TV directors are just point-and-shoot people, I really did them a grave disservice. They are afforded creative freedoms, and encouraged to make an episode their own, to be sure...just as long as it doesn't take too much time.

  277. Star Trek Franchise by clickety6 · · Score: 2

    How do you feel about the direction they have taken the Star Trek franchise, with spin-off show after spin-off show? Do you feel the franchise has become stale after all this time, or do you enjoy the new series? What would you most like to see as a spin-off from the original show?

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  278. McGill's University Centre by twilight30 · · Score: 2

    I was involved many moons ago in the campaign to have the Student building at McGill in Montréal change its name to the Shatner University Centre. Did we embarrass you, or did you like it?

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  279. Pranks? by Felinoid · · Score: 2

    My question is:
    Rummors have it that you were a healthy prankster back at Desilu studios and I wondered if this was the case then what was your best/favorett prank.

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  280. Use of Technology by NomadCoder · · Score: 3, Interesting

    You're known for your work in technology and science related genres. My question is this: How much technology do you use yourself? Computers, PVR's, PDA's ... etc. I recall that you were quite technophobic back in the day. Are you still?

  281. Ben Folds by mrsbenfolds · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Any more plans to collaborate with Ben Folds, either on tour (like at The Palace 11/13), or in album form? What was your reaction when he first asked to work with you on Fear of Pop?

  282. From THE ONION AV ROOM by mekkab · · Score: 2

    You can read that interview at the Onion's AV ROOM.

    No link provided, becuase if you don't know about the AV room, you are missing out on a great deal.
    No joke- I buy albums and watch movies simply at their say-so. They have the best critics. Ever.

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  283. Re:How much of a Geek are YOU, anyway? by j-turkey · · Score: 2
    Uh, when was the last time you saw a PC running Mac OS?

    OK...I hate to get into a troll-y, flamebait, off-topic post...but I'll bite...only because the modern, popular nomenclature is just plain wrong.

    What do you think that the term "PC" means? Does a PC have to be running an Intel 80x86 processor, or just x86 compatible? Can it be any box using commodity x86 hardware? Does it have to run a Microsoft operating system, or can it be running Linux, Solaris, or a BSD? Whaddabout if its running NeXTstep or BeOS? Is a four-way Xeon running Linux and Apache a PC?

    How is a Mac not a PC? It is, in every sense of the term, a Personal Computer. If a Macintosh does not fall into the category of a personal computer, what category does it fall into? A minicomputer? A workstation? An appliance? A microcomputer with expensive, propritary hardware?

    That being said: To answer your question, the last time I saw MacOS running on a PC was the last time I saw a Mac. :)

    --Turkey
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  284. First Interracial Kiss by Necromancyr · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Regarded as a historical TV moment, you have had stories related that you forced the 'kiss' between yourself and Nichelle Nichols to be put into the episode. What we're your reasons behind pushing for the inclusion of the kiss - was it purely on a moral basis or did others influence your decision? And, because of this action, we're you ever put into an uncomfortable position (threatened by certain groups, not permitted in a select club, etc.)?

  285. Current Relations with TOS cast by PocketAces · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In your two Memories books, you mention how you have tried to reconcile with your former TOS castmates. Have those attempts been successful, and how do you get along with them now?

  286. Esperanto community by Pseudonymus+Bosch · · Score: 2

    One fairly well regarded count of speakers of world languages came up with two million speakers of Esperanto.

    You could say with the same clean conscience ten million or 100.000. Nobody knows exactly how many people speak Esperanto. You should read "Esperanto sen mitoj"

    The 1997 World Congress had 45,000 visitors.

    Where do you get your data from? UEA lists 1,224 in Adelaide '97. The record is Nuermberg '23 with 4,963. Montpellier '98 had 3,133. Maybe there were more in Zagreb '01.

    want it to replace, well, everything.

    That was never the goal for Esperanto. It's an auxilary language, not a primary one, meant to supplement native languages, not replace them.

    It's a language. It may be used for everything: as an auxiliary, as a substitute (see Lanti), as a hobby, to get rich (well, not now), to get laid,...

    It's true that the majority of the organized esperantists don't intend it as a unique world language, but such freaks do exist.

    By the way, your dhis site is unreachable now.

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  287. The State of Fact and Fiction by mr_nemo_smith · · Score: 2, Interesting

    With the science fiction movies and television making references to gadgets would later become the basis of cell phones, PDAs, personnel computers, GPS, the international space station, the internet and hundreds of others machines not mentioned in the past twenty years, do you think that sci-fi films and television shows are more important today then when shows like Star Trek first came out? Thank you.

  288. Esperanto by rpillala · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Someone must have thought that Esperanto was a better idea for an international language than English. This was probably in the interest of equity, although as I understand Esperanto, it leaves out a lot (for example, Indian languages.) When you made Incubus, was there any kind of ideology behind making the movie in Esperanto, or did it just seem like a good idea at the time for the filmmakers?

    Ravi

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  289. Dear Sir by BluedemonX · · Score: 2

    Have. You. Ever. Considered. Possibly. Using. More. Than. One. Word.... Per...... Sentence?

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