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Worst Tech CEOs Earn the Most Money

tappytibbins writes to tell us Baseline is reporting that in a recent look at the 100 largest tech companies they found that there was a striking correlation between the highest paid CEOs and the lowest returns. From the article: "The one-third highest performing companies paid their chief executives an average of $7.12 million--while the bottom third paid their CEOs $9.29 million. The study compared direct compensation, which includes base salary, bonus and value of stock grants. Why the disconnect? Jack Dolmat-Connell, founder and president of the firm, cites the phenomenon of 'chasing the median': Companies benchmark their executive compensation figures on peers instead of looking at factors related to performance."

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  1. In pursuit of excellence? by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Why the disconnect? Jack Dolmat-Connell, founder and president of the firm, cites the phenomenon of 'chasing the median': Companies benchmark their executive compensation figures on peers instead of looking at factors related to performance.

    How about the former CIO where I worked? You could swear his primary motivation was to get himself more money, however he did it, by making his performance look good, the long-term problem is determining if that appearance of 'good performance' really was as good as it looked on paper and how it enabled the business the grow or trim costs effectively.

    "If I make all those guys putting in 16 hour days wear suits and ties, we'll look more professional and I'll get compliments on what a tight ship I run! That should get me $100,000 more per year."

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    1. Re:In pursuit of excellence? by vancondo · · Score: 1

      I've got to get me one of these jobs! I figure i'd be pretty bad at it, so that would justify a 9 million dollar paycheck.

      Where else can you get well compensated for poor or mediocre performance?

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    2. Re:In pursuit of excellence? by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      I've got to get me one of these jobs! I figure i'd be pretty bad at it, so that would justify a 9 million dollar paycheck. Where else can you get well compensated for poor or mediocre performance?

      I think you have to have the kind of personality where you really don't give a fsck about anyone but yourself to rise to these kinds of position and do badly, but don't mind at all telling people you have things going very well and deserve a raise.

      Step 1. Leave conscience at the door.

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    3. Re:In pursuit of excellence? by jbrader · · Score: 2, Funny

      If you can talk continuously about nothing at all and go on and on for hours without even accidently saying something funny then you can make a comfortable living on morning radio.

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    4. Re:In pursuit of excellence? by deathy_epl+ccs · · Score: 1

      ...a comfortable living on morning radio.

      Wow. Don't know much about radio, do you? I think these days, they can only get illegal immigrants to take morning DJ jobs, which might be why the quality seems to be improving.

    5. Re:In pursuit of excellence? by Golias · · Score: 1

      I think you have to have the kind of personality where you really don't give a fsck about anyone but yourself to rise to these kinds of position and do badly, but don't mind at all telling people you have things going very well and deserve a raise.

      Step 1. Leave conscience at the door.



      Done, and done!

      Now, what's step 2?

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    6. Re:In pursuit of excellence? by JebusIsLord · · Score: 1

      Well, step 3 is obviously profit... I think step 2 is to shred all records of step 2's ever having occurred, whatever it is. Therefore...

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    7. Re:In pursuit of excellence? by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 0, Troll
      Where else can you get well compensated for poor or mediocre performance?

      Simple. Work for the Bush Administration. You can be a college dropout, make well into six figures, and "correct" scientific papers written by PhD's making less than a third of what you are.

    8. Re:In pursuit of excellence? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Step 2: Profit

    9. Re:In pursuit of excellence? by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Step 2. is to develop a really awesome handshake, a handshake that will inspire trust, confidence, loyalty, and all that good bullshit. A proper handshake will also get you invited to join the right country clubs, so you can line up that next executive position on the golf course.

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    10. Re:In pursuit of excellence? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have no idea how well this describes George W. Bush.

    11. Re:In pursuit of excellence? by WCD_Thor · · Score: 1

      Um Foobar? its FUBAR, what the hell does Foobar stand for?

    12. Re:In pursuit of excellence? by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      You have no idea how well this describes George W. Bush.

      Bah! George Bush was born with connections and a silver coke spoon. He went to elite schools where they teach you the secret handshake. If he had had to make a career on self developed handshake skills alone, he'd never have been more than a third rate oil man.

      Which reminds me of a joke. What do politicians and chronic masturbators have in common? They both spend a lot of time shaking hands with the unemployed. Ha.

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    13. Re:In pursuit of excellence? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stop nitpicking, jerkoff. Either add something useful to the discussion or say nothing at all. Who cares if he fubar's the spelling of fubar, his message was conveyed. Look around, you're on an internet message board. Stop playing grammar cop and go back to whacking off to School House Rock.

    14. Re:In pursuit of excellence? by Analogy+Man · · Score: 1
      Yea, EDS could have fired me for 1% of the $50M+ Dicky Brown walked away with...instead I left for greener pastures with few grand of corporate match in EDS stock in my 401K. I could have driven the company into a death spiral as adeptly as he did given the chance, but alas, that privelege is reserved for good ol' boys.

      If your personal experience is with a non-EDS development or system integrator it just shows how common this BS really is.

      If you think these guys would wash their hands after they pee for $100K you are mistaken...that would take another zero tagged on the end.

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    15. Re:In pursuit of excellence? by crazygrape · · Score: 1

      what's missing in this article is data on the correlation to size of company. there's empirical evidence to show that riskier and smaller companies deliver higher returns than larger more established companies. that is, if you bought a portfolio of 25 risky/small companies on nasdaq that portfolio will probably outperform a portfolio of 25 low-risk/large companies. Also, smaller companies may generally pay less (but for the few successful ones, owners may earn more by means of equity, not salary .. whereas larger companies may pay more to attract the right sort of talent that investors of large companies expect. as such, that would explain the poor correlation between pay and performance as there are extra factors involved.

    16. Re:In pursuit of excellence? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good thing he inherited the ability to do advanced calculus from his rich and powerful family too, since he's so stupid and everything. He never could have learned that stuff with his own brain power.

  2. Anyone remember Ashton-Tate and Wordstar? by windowpain · · Score: 1

    Their CEOs made a lot of money while their companies went down the drain.

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    1. Re:Anyone remember Ashton-Tate and Wordstar? by ackthpt · · Score: 4, Informative

      Their CEOs made a lot of money while their companies went down the drain.

      Ashton-Tate when down the toilet because Dbase 4 was a pile of crap and all they put their money into was suing their competition.

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    2. Re:Anyone remember Ashton-Tate and Wordstar? by BioCS.Nerd · · Score: 4, Funny

      Now where have I heard that one before...

    3. Re:Anyone remember Ashton-Tate and Wordstar? by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Ashton-Tate when down the toilet because Dbase 4 was a pile...

      Sort of true, but not the complete picture. dBase IV was indeed the quality showpiece you describe (funny how yesterday's gods become today's devils) but more to the point the code was acquired by -- you guessed it -- Microsoft, who turned it into everyone's favorite mockery of a database, MS Access. When you can't compete, sue to cover your failures -- SCO didn't invent the technique.

      Look up the story of Tom Rettig some time, one of the main developers, for a tid-bit of insight into the origin of the term "eating your own dog food". He used to co-star with a dog in the iconic TV series Lassie.

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    4. Re:Anyone remember Ashton-Tate and Wordstar? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      er um, Borland acquired Ashton-Tate

      Microsoft acquired Fox,

      and Access was out well before MS bought Fox.

    5. Re:Anyone remember Ashton-Tate and Wordstar? by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      I thought they also sued their thirdparty tool vendors.

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    6. Re:Anyone remember Ashton-Tate and Wordstar? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You really should go back and re-read your copy of "In Search of Stupidity", your history is just a bit off.
      http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1590591046/sr=8-1 /qid=1153271698/ref=pd_bbs_1/104-7867599-4395955?i e=UTF8

    7. Re:Anyone remember Ashton-Tate and Wordstar? by SeaFox · · Score: 4, Funny

      Probably right here.

    8. Re:Anyone remember Ashton-Tate and Wordstar? by redmond_herring · · Score: 1

      Which is exactly the point the parent was trying to make. If the CEO had made better decisions then they wouldn't have blown all that cash on lawsuits and could have put it into developing their product...

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  3. Modify the numbers by attemptedgoalie · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We had a guy who took a job, changed the numbers on a report to show his predecessor sucked, and then faked his numbers to look good.

    Since none of the management ever checked the chart, they didn't realize the real numbers were lower than the last guy. Since they didn't check the numbers, they gave him a huge raise.

    Nice.

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    1. Re:Modify the numbers by ackthpt · · Score: 2, Interesting

      We had a guy who took a job, changed the numbers on a report to show his predecessor sucked, and then faked his numbers to look good.

      Yeah, Lies, damn lies and statistics. Without oversight it's amazing what you can make metrics say. Don't like what one measure says? Come up with one that does!

      "Hmm. The department costs too much in overtime, but we can't cut it or work won't get done and people will notice more problems since I took over. I know I'll show how much in Fringe Benefits we are saving by exhausting our current workforce rather than adding more headcount!"

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    2. Re:Modify the numbers by Kreigaffe · · Score: 0

      "Hmm. The department costs too much in overtime, but we can't cut it or work won't get done and people will notice more problems since I took over. I know I'll show how much in Fringe Benefits we are saving by exhausting our current workforce rather than adding more headcount!" ... you must work where I do!

      I'm not sure why I put up with 60 hour weeks, when I detest even working 40 hours a week.

      I mean, I could be SO MUCH BETTER at video games than I am now.. if not for all that time wasted making money.

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    3. Re:Modify the numbers by pedalman · · Score: 2, Interesting
      "Hmm. The department costs too much in overtime, but we can't cut it or work won't get done and people will notice more problems since I took over. I know I'll show how much in Fringe Benefits we are saving by exhausting our current workforce rather than adding more headcount!"
      Had a manager like this at D***. He got a 5-figure bonus one year by saving a ton of money. Know how he did it? He cut out most of the training budget for Optiplex Tech Support (you know who you are, M****** C****).

      After that, their idea of training us on new products was to put us in a room, and have us listen to someone read parts of the new product manual. They passed out copies of that manual, and then told us to go back to the phones and support the new product. We rarely got to even see the new hardware we were supposed to support.

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    4. Re:Modify the numbers by jcr · · Score: 1

      That's fraud, whether or not the company is publicly traded. If you have knowledge of a crime, report it. If you're a shareholder, sue the bastard.

      -jcr

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    5. Re:Modify the numbers by mgblst · · Score: 1

      That sounds like incompetence all round (in management). Ones one incompetent person creeps in, then you are on a downhill slope. There are 2 problems with incompetent people, they are incompetent, and also they can't tell whether other people are incompetent or not (since they probably don't see themselves as such). Get out quick, or at least have an exit plan.

    6. Re:Modify the numbers by paedobear · · Score: 1

      Surely "Optiplex" should be O******* ?

    7. Re:Modify the numbers by cluckshot · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Stock Holders!!!!! Listen up you should try being a capitalist insted of watching all the silly nonsense. Capitalism means you get paid. Check out those dividend checks. If they are not there you probably bought a pig in a poke. Quit paying attention to annual report con games and start looking at the most basic axiom of capitalist reality. Capital gets paid!

      A few convenient signs that capitalists should look for. If a company is outsourcing its product, the management has decided for reasons that may or may not be obvious to investors, that the company is obsolete and is no longer functional. You are going out of business and dividends will not be coming your way any time soon. If your CEO has given himself a raise and fired your employees you know this is a fact.

      Another sign is pretty simple. Check the turns of your busines. Walmart for example and it is one of the better US examples, it turns its inventory about 90 to 100 times a year. That is for a retailer very fantastic. They have conned the towns into building their stores under Industrial Development Bonds so they don't even own the stores. Their inventory is largely consignment or on 60 day payment terms. This means they are turning an inventory with at least 5% per turn net income 90 times a year (Net income per year is now 90 Times 5 = 450% per year on gross value) Since they don't even own the gross value the calculation fails to go high enough. It means in plain terms they should be paying dividends well in excess of 500% a year. If you were a capitalist, you would wake up to this and demand your check or fire the CEO. Failure to demand your dividend check is to see the CEO steal your income as his paycheck.

      For those idiots in the moderation group who don't see that this is capitalism, I suggest you get a dictionary and forget your mod points. It is time for capitalism to return and Faschism to go away.

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    8. Re:Modify the numbers by BVis · · Score: 1

      You're not salaried, are you.

      I'd love to be hourly and putting in the hours I am. I'd make more in overtime than I would in straight time.

      But, since salaried workers are (effectively, if not techincally) ineligible for overtime, there we are.

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    9. Re:Modify the numbers by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      Net inventory, Wal-Mart's real inventory turns are only about 7 or so times. it's important to get equalize the two when comparing say Wal-Mart with another retailer. I think you hit the nail on the head and exposed a larger problem, most people don't know or care what they own (because a fund manager owns it for them). That's one reason I'm a big fan of hedge funds especially those that go after badly run companies and remove management. Proxy fights are good!

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    10. Re:Modify the numbers by jsfetzik · · Score: 2, Insightful

      See there's the problem. No one cares about dividends any more. They only care about the price going up so they can sell it. Most stock isn't held long enough for most people to even see a dividend, if they ever even give one. ;-)

    11. Re:Modify the numbers by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      Speaking of which, some companie slike Microsoft dont even pay dividends! Zilch. You get nothing from buyig Microsoft and its all based on what someone might pay for your share 6 months down the road.

      SOme dividends are so low that is not worth it. For example how many dividends would you get for a share for a average company whose price is $15 a share? I was reading statistics somewhere and its only $.50 on average for each share around $15 in value??

      In other words the stock market doesn't care about dividends. Only what someone might pay for something later like a game of monopoly. This seems very disturbing as everyone and their brother owns stocks just because everyone else does.

      Like the housing market I sense reality might make things crash. Sure its not fair your neighbor made 50k flipping houses every 6 months but eventually it will reverse and you could lose everything when you are stuck with a mortage now that is worth alot more than the home.

    12. Re:Modify the numbers by Tower · · Score: 1

      Well, Microsoft does pay dividends. They haven't always, but they sure do now.
      from Yahoo Finance for MSFT
      Forward Annual Dividend Rate5: 0.36
      Forward Annual Dividend Yield5: 1.60%
      Trailing Annual Dividend Rate3: 0.34
      Trailing Annual Dividend Yield3: 1.50%
      5 Year Average Dividend Yield5: 2.90%
      Payout Ratio5: 26%

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    13. Re:Modify the numbers by Mistah+Blue · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not true. Microsoft now pays a dividend ($0.36/share for a 1.60% yield per Yahoo today). Not big mind you, but it does pay a dividend.

    14. Re:Modify the numbers by Kreigaffe · · Score: 1

      Nope I'm hourly.

      Still, if I were salaried, I'd probably make as much as I am now. That's the thing.

      Though I get your intention -- often, salaried employees DO get shafted with overtime. Sometimes not. Happens with hourly employees too.

      OSHA says we can't work more than 66 hours in 1 work week, but if we work 5 days, ending at the split between work weeks, and then 5 days immediately afterwards.. well that's 120 hours straight of working, but since it's technically over 2 work weeks it's OK.

      Money aside, everything aside, I think we can all agree.

      Overtime is some bunk shit.

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    15. Re:Modify the numbers by jadavis · · Score: 1

      Thank you! I couldn't agree more.

      Joe: "Hey, can I borrow $10,000?"
      You: "Ok, that works out to be a payment of $500/mo until you pay me back, including all interest."
      Joe: "I have a better idea, we can just add the monthly payment to the principle each month."
      You: "Hahahahahaha!!!!!!"
      [ pause ]
      You: "Oh, you were serious. If we do that, when do I get my money back?"
      Joe: "Don't worry, it's a free market. If you ever need your money back fast, just sell the loan to someone else. You're getting such a great interest rate, anyone would pay you a premium!"

      Joe is selling the same story as the growth stock companies. The only real difference is that with stocks you get a vote. But if you don't know enough about the company or care enough to find out, the vote becomes an idle threat. And big investment houses aren't protecting you as much as you'd like to believe. If you have a growth stock, you better make sure the company is on a clear path toward profit, and when they get there, you better start getting dividends. You should use your vote to make sure those two things happen. The alternative outcome is that the company starts to fail, and the board pays themselves big bonuses and salaries, and then by the time of liquidation there is nothing left.

      It's time we put responisbility square on the investors. It's easy for the board of directors and the CEO to sell you a line of BS when they don't have to show you a single penny along the way. For most stocks, you should expect dividends. If they don't offer dividends (growth stock), you should look very carefully before you invest, and during the entire time you hold the stock.

      Think about it this way: with dividend-issuing stocks, you have the option of re-investing the dividends. They give you a return on your investment, and it goes as cash into your pocket. If, at that point, you are so happy with your investment that you'd like to take those dividends and pump them back into the company, you can. Stocks which do not issue dividends give you no option: all your money is tied up in the company indefinitely.

      Investing in stocks is a responsibility. If you aren't willing to put the time in, just put your money in bonds, CDs, IRAs, etc.

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    16. Re:Modify the numbers by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      So it now does after being investigated several years ago by the SEC. Hmm

    17. Re:Modify the numbers by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      "They only care about the price going up so they can sell it."

      If that was true, nobody would buy Microsoft sotck for years. But it is not like people want dividend either, because Microsoft also doesn't pay it.

      I really can't understand what people look at stock. It seems to be something very subjective.

    18. Re:Modify the numbers by RockModeNick · · Score: 1

      Target would do this around xmas to the overnight crew... give you two days off, then ten days strait on, then two days off, with the pay period dividing right in the middle of the ten so it looks to the computer like two normal 40 hour work weeks.

    19. Re:Modify the numbers by BVis · · Score: 1
      Still, if I were salaried, I'd probably make as much as I am now. That's the thing.


      How do you figure?

      Let's take a given job requiring a given skill set. Two companies are offering positions requiring that skill set. One offers a rate of $25/hour, while the other offers a salary of $52,000 a year. (Yes, I know, it's not exact, but work with me.)

      HR managers (spit) are well aware of what compensation that skill set commands. So let's say the programmer offered the salaried position knew that there would most likely be overtime involved, and also knows that, were he/she salaried, he/she would be making overtime pay. He/she then goes back to the HR manager and says "Since I'm not eligible for overtime, I'm asking for a higher salary to compete with other people who are eligible."

      How soon do you think someone else (who didn't say a thing about the overtime situation) would be offered the job instead?

      True, the company that paid by the hour would probably get a better candidate, and better work (because companies that pay more fairly get the best workers, at least in theory), but this assumes that these companies are interested in quality over profits.

      Since companies who don't value profit over quality get their lunch eaten by the profit whores, there's no reason to pay higher salaries to compensate for lack of overtime pay, assuming you're not the only one in the state with that skill set.
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    20. Re:Modify the numbers by Kreigaffe · · Score: 1

      True, but there's also salaried employees that work -less- than 40-hour weeks and yet recieve the same pay that they would as if they were hourly and worked 40 hours.

      But I'm not arguing with you -- by and by large you're right.

      Really, the big thing here is.. any time you here the words "mandatory" and "overtime" within 5 minutes of eachother, grab some Astroglide.

      Money completely aside, working 60 hours a week is bullshit. If you figure 8 hours a night for sleep, that leaves 52 hours in the week for you to... eat, shower, and do whatever else you may want to do.
      Breakdown is 60 hours on the clock, 56 hours asleep, roughly maybe 14 hours for eating/cleaning, 38 hours for 'you'.

      Oh, but then there's travel time to and from work. For me, a half hour each way. And gotta make sure you get there early! 7 more hours gone.

      31 hours to do what you please, compared to 60 hours doing what your company wants you to do. And people look at me weird when I bitch about working -- not about WORK, my current job, but simply about working in principle.

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  4. Or... by cgenman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It could be that those companies that are run by those who undervalue their workers and and mismanage the companies towards the top are doomed to failure.

    Or those companies whose management is there for love of the business tend to do better.

    Or a company desperately in need of help is likely to dump huge sums of money on acquiring the most expensive CEO they can, in the hope of a turnaround.

    1. Re:Or... by telbij · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Or a company desperately in need of help is likely to dump huge sums of money on acquiring the most expensive CEO they can, in the hope of a turnaround.

      This would be my first guess. Companies dumping money on CEOs may work in businesses where CEOs are rock stars, but in the tech industry it makes sense that a CEO would not be of much help if they don't have a solid technological base. It's not like other industries where good CEO-sense can take you a long way. If a tech CEO doesn't have people underneath that can tell him what the problem is, he isn't likely going to be able to figure it out intuitively.

    2. Re:Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      A poorly performing company with little future will only be able to hire and retain top management by throwing money at them. No savvy CxO wants a sunk ship on his resume.

      My S.O. _is_ an executive recruiter, and I know this happens.

    3. Re:Or... by StevenMaurer · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's not like other industries where good CEO-sense can take you a long way.

      Aside from corruption from having special friends in the government, there is little evidence that good "CEO-sense" (whatever that means) has much to do with success. In fact, the only way we have of evaluating good "CEO-sense" is by looking backwards, which makes every CEO lucky enough to inherit a good market position "good" by tautology.

      But as a predictor, as they always say in the buz, "past performance is not a guide to future performance".

    4. Re:Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually there is a surprising amount of evidence out there that having the right CEO makes a huge difference. However the right CEO's are more motivated by their desire to do well by the company than to do well for themselves. Also they tend to not credit themselves with their own successes, they credit everyone around them. Therefore they are not likely to be asking for, or trying to receive, large sums of money.

      Read Good to Great for more on this topic.

      That said, men in power like having people telling them what they want to hear, and there is never a lack of potential sycophants who are willing to do exactly that. Therefore there is no shortage of people who are willing to say that overpaid CEOs are paid well because they are truly worth the money. But concrete evidence backing this theory is rather hard to produce.

    5. Re:Or... by RMB2 · · Score: 1

      Yah, those altruistic $7.1-millionaires are totally there for the love of the company, they don't even care about the other $2 million.

      God Bless them, and their selflessness

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    6. Re:Or... by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 2, Insightful
      but in the tech industry it makes sense that a CEO would not be of much help if they don't have a solid technological base. It's not like other industries where good CEO-sense can take you a long way...

      True. Remember Carly?

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    7. Re:Or... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 2, Funny

      True. Remember Carly?.

      Trying to forget.

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    8. Re:Or... by sootman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No savvy CxO wants a sunk ship on his resume.

      Of course, I'll go to my grave not understanding why someone who makes more in a year than my whole family will see in my lifetime gives a shit about his resume. Isn't there such thing as "enough"? Give me a $7M golden parachute and I'll spend the rest of my days snorting coke out of supermodels' cleavage on my private island, wiping my ass with however many copies of my resume I still have around.

      Seriously, it's disgusting that someone who's basically holding the wheel of a sinking ship gets paid that much. I'm pretty sure I could drive the final nails into a dying company's coffin with the skills and training I have now. I could also plow a stock car into Turn 1 at Daytona. Where's my seven mil?

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    9. Re:Or... by radtea · · Score: 1

      Or those companies whose management is there for love of the business tend to do better.

      Or that the highest compensation goes to charismatic manipulators with big egos rather than capable people who can actually do the job.

      Having worked closely with a number of charismatic underachievers this seems by far the msot plausible reason to me. At the CEO level there are relatively few objective measures of success behaviour, so losers whose only asset is their ability to manipulate people will thrive in those positions, whereas lower down on the food chain they periodically get brought up short by reality and their own staggering lack of capabilities in any area other than manipulation.

      If they had the sense to stay in marketing where they belong they'd be a benefit to everyone, but their basic stupidity and huge egos push them into management positions that are far beyond their abilities. But once in those positions their ability to manipulate others for their own gain will garner them greater rewards than their more capable peers.

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    10. Re:Or... by jambarama · · Score: 1

      Maybe it has to do with leisure. Will you take more vacation when you are getting paid more or less? For most people they'll take more vacation when they are paid more - the difference between 10 & 11 million isn't as big to them as the difference between 1 and 2 million. As such, you'd expect the highest paid CEOs to take the most time off - and do the least work. The difference gets more significant as workers are salaried and have more control over their schedules.

      Now this assumes the CEOs matter a lot, and that an extra month of vacation in a year hurts the entire company. I'm not sure I buy that entirely, but it is worth considering.

    11. Re:Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Of course, I'll go to my grave not understanding why someone who makes more in a year than my whole family will see in my lifetime gives a shit about his resume.

      That's why you're a sheep and you and those like you will always be led around by the nose by those who have the lust for power.

      Not that I'm not a sheep too. Baaa.

    12. Re:Or... by canuck57 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A poorly performing company with little future will only be able to hire and retain top management by throwing money at them. No savvy CxO wants a sunk ship on his resume.

      So why not go into the trenches and grab someone normal who has company spirit, a good track record in business results and not gamble on a professional self centered CEO that is so full of BS. People near the bottom are used to getting results and not having to BS it up. If you grabbed a senior underpaid tech that invests in the stock market he probably knows more about how to read financials than the CxO. People at the bottom know who at the top are lard asses.

      Lets look at a case in point, NorTel. They get Paul Stern, the turning point of a good company. This PhD butt kissing puke ran down other companies before starting NorTel but nonetheless the board hired him all the same. His hype was known to all and in the technical ranks and we all knew he was an ass hole and quite "out to lunch". He walked away after 4 years of disastrous service with just under a million a year from the company pension plan. Which by the way is being reduced today for grunt workers as it was under funded by the board's stupid expensive CEO choices. And if you quadrupled the grunts wages, he would do it for much less than a million and be so happy about it.

      Where the real problem is in the board of directors. Hand picked "good boy" professional butt kissers picking the "good-boy"s. They deal in favors and dysfunctional politics and little to do with the company's development. They spend so very little time on profitability, integrity and tangible results they waste shareholders money and often bankrupt companies by giving too little constructive direction.

      This is why new startups, those not built on hype and "quick" bucks tend to succeed. Looking back, Ray Noorda (Novell), Bill Gates (Microsoft), Stanford students (Sun) and Steve Jobs (Apple). None of which had a million dollar salary in their prime. It is when MBA's and controlling direction each company hit their zenith. Or when the founders decided it was work, no longer the lust of life or left then the companies went south.

      The big problems are in the board room.

    13. Re:Or... by dr_dank · · Score: 3, Insightful

      These types of CEOs aren't the kind that work their way up from mailroom to boardroom. All too often, they're born into circles of power and privilege that give them access to these kinds of positions. They could give a damn about resumes, its all quid pro quo; the few make the cash grab at the expense of the many.

      Hell, some of them repeatedly run ventures into bankruptcy and are still able to secure financing for their next abomination. Donald Trump comes to mind in this regard.

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    14. Re:Or... by homer_s · · Score: 1

      Of course, a guy in Africa will go to his grave not understanding why you make more in a year than his whole village will see in his lifetime .... Isn't there such thing as "enough"? Give the guy in Africa $10000 and he'll spend the rest of his days .....

      See how it works?

      Where's my seven mil?
      And that is why you will never understand what it takes to make money.

    15. Re:Or... by fishbowl · · Score: 3, Insightful

      >Give the guy in Africa $10000 and he'll spend the rest of his days .....

      Destroying his local economy...

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    16. Re:Or... by mdfst13 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I think that the issue is tainted data. First, they take the top hundred tech companies. Then, they divide them into those that did well and those that did not. As a result, when they hired the CEO, those that did not do well were, on average, bigger than those that did do well. Why? Because if a company was at the bottom of the top 100 and did not do well, they fell off. The companies that are still there were bigger than the average tech company last year. Companies that did do well were smaller last year.

      I think that the "study" basically says that bigger companies pay their CEOs more, which is not exactly insightful. IBM pays their CEO more than Adobe's? Really?

      To get real data, they should have taken the top hundred companies from *last* year and seen how they did this year. They also might want to consider doing something like dividing CEO salary by last year's revenues. That would better control for the differences in size between companies like IBM and Adobe.

      IBM: $12 million salary out of $96 billion revenue = 1/8000

      Adobe: $1.9 million salary out of $1.9 billion revenue = 1/1000

      Note: revenue numbers may not be from last year; too lazy to find details in google links.

      It looks like Chizen is actually paid better per dollar of revenue than Palmisano is.

    17. Re:Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Seriously, it's disgusting that someone who's basically holding the wheel of a sinking ship gets paid that much.

      So... murder them, say, with a long range rifle. Start a revolution.

    18. Re:Or... by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      Here's how it works: how many CxO positions are there? Now think about how many people are actually capable of being successful in that position. The lack of good people means that the ones who actually are good at this command massive cash - and the ones that just happen to have gotten lucky can ride the salary demands of the really good people.

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    19. Re:Or... by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      Apples to stupid oranges. $10,000 will buy you a lot more in rural Africa than it will in the states. You need to make comparisons based on cost of living and median wages, not just dollar amounts.

    20. Re:Or... by jcr · · Score: 2, Funny

      Give me a $7M golden parachute and I'll spend the rest of my days snorting coke out of supermodels' cleavage on my private island,

      Dude, you haven't checked the prices of private islands lately, have you?

      $7M will barely buy you a decent jet to get to your island.

      -jcr

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    21. Re:Or... by JamesGecko · · Score: 1

      The best CEOs, in any industry, don't actually make fewer mistakes then everyone else. The difference is, they make them faster and move on.

    22. Re:Or... by Tom · · Score: 2, Informative

      You greatly overestimate the value of money. $7m, for starters, will not elevate you much beyond your current life style.

      If you invest it with a 10% return, and taxes only take a third of that, you'll make less than half a million a year. Certainly enough for comfortable living, definitely enough for a bigger house and a second car and not having to work anymore. Definitely not enough for supermodels, coke, yachts or private islands.

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    23. Re:Or... by OldManAndTheC++ · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure I could drive the final nails into a dying company's coffin with the skills and training I have now.

      So, when can you start?

      /s/ Board of Directors, SCO

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    24. Re:Or... by fithmo · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Hell, some of them repeatedly run ventures into bankruptcy and are still able to secure financing for their next abomination."

      Yeah, I hear that practice can even lead to a presidency.

    25. Re:Or... by Dhalka226 · · Score: 1

      there is little evidence that good "CEO-sense" (whatever that means) has much to do with success.

      Well, that depends on the nature of the business I suppose. Let's take iTunes for example. It's a vastly simple concept and probably half of the people who come to /. could code their own--perhaps even better--version of it. But would it ever have happened without somebody like Steve Jobs, with good managerial skills and relationships to bring the record companies into the fold?

      The more a company relies on contracts, the more the "CEO-sense" matters. Being able to do the work in no way implies that you're going to be able to GET the work. I'm not surprised so many on this website ignore that fact, being as we (yes, I'm including myself) have a reputation as somewhat anti-social and rather... shall we say, ignorant, of the value of things like good communications skills, good professional relationships, etc.

      But as a predictor, as they always say in the buz, "past performance is not a guide to future performance".

      That may well be a bit misleading.

      According to industrial/organizational psychologists (the sorts who devise hiring tests and the like), past behavior is THE BEST indicator of future behavior. Whether or not it is a GOOD indicator is a bit irrelevant in that sense, don't you think? If it's the best piece of information available to making a decision, it's the best piece of information available--whether it's 1% accurate or 99.9999% accurate. Obviously you hope for more rather than less, but there's only one "best."

      If I'm on a board of a company who just endured a nosedive, looking for a new CEO, you can bet the most important thing I'm going to look for is somebody who has done well in that type of situation before. If I have to shell out big bucks to get somebody like that--and you can be pretty sure that I will--well, that's the price of business I guess. It's cheaper than going bankrupt.

    26. Re:Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It could be that those companies that are run by those who undervalue their workers and and mismanage the companies towards the top are doomed to failure.

      I've often wondered about this, and whether it could be proven out by a mutual fund that only invests in companies with a low score in some CEO compensation metric. If intuition is correct, such a fund would outperform similar funds that do not take account of management pay. If nothing else, I'd invest in it just to beat back my nothing-I-do-by-myself-can-make-a-difference-anywa y demons. Anyone familiar with such a fund?

    27. Re:Or... by chrish · · Score: 1

      Bah. Buy a house/car/etc. with cash, invest the rest and you're golden. With basically no large recurring expenses, all you have to do is avoid wasting your interest income in stupid ways.

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    28. Re:Or... by sootman · · Score: 1

      If I were to take home $500,000/yr, that would be 10x more than my theoretical $50k. I could buy a second house* AND a second car** EVERY YEAR and still have TWICE AS MUCH ($100k vs. $50k) left over as I'm making now. And since I wouldn't be working, I could spend my life traveling the country or world, buying a new house in every city I stop in, and never eating anywhere but the finest restaurants. And you call that "not elevating me much beyond my current lifestyle"?

      OK, the supermodel*** and private island were a bit of an exaggeration, but I think you're greatly UNDERestimating the power of money. Or maybe you were just taking me too literally. My point was, someone with $7M in the bank (OK, fine, $3.5M after taxes) should not be kept up at night worrying about his resume.

      * ~$200,000 in Orlando
      ** Ferrari or Bentley, your choice, ~$200,000
      *** might have to settle for a regular model. ;-)

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    29. Re:Or... by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      Some of my friends and I were looking at buying an island off the coast of Australia. AUS$900,000 bought three large houses, 2700 acres, a landing strip (and most importantly: a freshwater well.) And there are several jets (6 person, including pilot) that sell for under 2 million. I'm not saying you could live like Paris Hilton, but you could indeed get an island and a jet for that kind of money. Dunno about supermodels and cocaine, though. Recurring costs are harder to estimate.

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    30. Re:Or... by FurryFeet · · Score: 1

      Give me a $7M golden parachute and I'll spend the rest of my days snorting coke out of supermodels' cleavage on my private island

      Dr. Evil? What are you doing in Slashdot?

    31. Re:Or... by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Many people think that the number of CxO positions is small enough that the market can't make a proper correction. The religion of the "corporate savior" has artificially limited the field of qualfied personnel for these positions.

      I don't know if that is the case per se, but it is the only way I can explain the number of leaders of absolute disasters who've been hired into top spots at other companies. Maybe it's like the hollywood actors whose claim to fame is that they aren't fans/never heard of whatever it is they're making a film of.

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    32. Re:Or... by Tom · · Score: 1

      I do happen to own two flats and parts of a house. There are recurring expenses, even after you've paid it off, and while they are lower than rent would be, they are still non-trivial. In one of my flats, the recurring costs for me, the owner, are about 300 a month, while typical rent for flats identical to it in the same house are around 450.

      But yes, buying stuff would certainly be the smart thing to do with that amount of cash. I'd go for a 2nd house before the car, though. Lasting value and all that.

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    33. Re:Or... by Tom · · Score: 1

      Right, you wouldn't have to worry about survival anymore, that much is true and for many people that in itself is a huge step forward.

      The problem with the 10x more is that according to my experiences prices rise faster the "upper" you go. Once you move from necessity to luxury, prices simply explode. Look at what 1st class flights cost, compared to economy.

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  5. P2P Compensation. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "Companies benchmark their executive compensation figures on peers instead of looking at factors related to performance."

    Isn't that how most pay is determined? By what others are paid in your profession/industry?

    1. Re:P2P Compensation. by Duhavid · · Score: 1

      Only when the market is determining your pay.

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    2. Re:P2P Compensation. by releppes · · Score: 1

      I didn't think CEO's salary was connected to company performance. I just assumed at that level, every one is on each other's board of directors. And since the board approves their ridiculous salaries, it's just a matter of saying I'll vote for your raise if you vote for mine. It's all very dishonest, but the government won't do anything about it since all politcians are bought and paid for by the very same corrupt individuals. It's a dismal state of affairs.

  6. Simple solution, don't invest in those companies by Average_Joe_Sixpack · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Do your own DD and stop bitching about CEO pay.

  7. this is not completely new by uujjj · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I remember a business book from the 90s, "Built to Last", that also noted that companies with higher paid executives performed worse.

    1. Re:this is not completely new by ThinkWeak · · Score: 5, Informative

      That book was by Jim Collins. His point was not that companies with higher paid executives performed worse, it was that in taking a cross-section of successful companies - those with higher paid CEO's didn't necessarily become more successful.

      He has written a follow-up book titled "From Good to Great" which does another analysis concerning what it takes for a company to really elevate itself above its competitors. This book was written as a prequel to "Built to Last". It also highlights the same ideals, in that money is not necessarily THE PRIMARY motivator in a company that can become very successful. Successful being that its stock price displays gains of more than 3.2 points above the market consistantly across 15 years.

    2. Re:this is not completely new by grub · · Score: 1


      that also noted that companies with higher paid executives performed worse.

      Steve Jobs makes $1 a year as CEO... better buy Apple stock!

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    3. Re:this is not completely new by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Jobs is more than adequately compensated by stock options and stock grants, not to mention (in this day of raising gas prices) free fill-ups of jet fuel for his gulfstar. (I'm sure you already know this.)

      However, Jobs is a great example of a CEO that is not primarily motivated by money. He understands money, he understands his duties towards stockholders; there is no doubt. And he clearly has a terrific ego, but I think the important thing is that his ego is rewarded when Apple succeeds. Money is just one of many ways of keeping track.

      Personally, I'd rather suck eggs than suck seed.

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    4. Re:this is not completely new by G-funk · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Not only is it not new, it's not going to get any valid discussion here on /. All the posts are pretty much "wah wah wah, somebody else makes more money than me".

      It's like a bunch of 4 years olds who don't care how much ice cream they have, only how much their brother got.

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    5. Re:this is not completely new by NovaX · · Score: 1

      Personally, I really liked Lou Gerstner's comments in "Who Says Elephants Can't Dance?" (IBM's former CEO). He disliked meeting with reporters to gain press coverage. The more time with them, the less with the company's problems. He also questioned the current stock option schemes, which allow for too much short-term focus. If I remember correctly, he used them but wasn't fully happy and was hoping for wavering on supporting them. I believe the one they devised required a more long-term holding then the norm, but its been a few years since I read his book.

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    6. Re:this is not completely new by gizmo_mathboy · · Score: 1

      The point of "Good to Great" was that hiring a top level manager from outside the company was a very strong indicator for failure.

      The generalization is that the leader doesn't understand the culture of the company so they do what they think is best instead of understanding what it is that the company does best.

      I think a recent example is Fiorina and HP. She didn't understand the HP way so imposed what she that was the right way to run HP. I think Hurd won't be any better.

      Money wasn't a factor for a company's success in Collins' books. At least not executive salary.

    7. Re:this is not completely new by hey! · · Score: 1

      First of all, OT, but great sig.

      To your point: everybody likes money. Everyone wants to be compensated generously.

      But money proveribally doesn't buy happiness. I've known plenty of rich people. I've also known many, many poor people. It's absolutely true that there is no difference in the distribution of happiness between these groups.

      Money comes up when unhappy people complain, but only because unhappy people complain about everything. Everything becomes emblematic of their misfortune.

      Wanting more money is the human condition in a modern society. Thinking that money is the key to happiness is a form of insanity.

      Given a choice, I'd hire a person for whom the day to day things that need to make a job successful is what makes them happy. For example, every salesman wants to make commisions but I'd rather hire a guy whose day is not complete until he's talked to his 20 best friends. A guy who constantly makes new friends and genuinely enjoys buying them drinks and rounds of golf. I'd hire a programmer who loves the give and take of design, enjoys creating wonderfully crafted software. The kind of CEO I'd look for depends on the kind of business, but clearly he'd take satisfaction in a creating an efficient, high performing organization.

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    8. Re:this is not completely new by zifferent · · Score: 1

      Wow! You just described my company.

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    9. Re:this is not completely new by G-funk · · Score: 1

      I agree. I'm not an unhappy guy. I've got a good job, fast car, nice girl- but I still want more money. Everybody does. I love driving a nice car, but I don't like how big a percentage of my wage goes towards paying it off :) The point I was trying to make is, I don't care that there's CEOs out there that make my yearly wage every couple of hours. And I don't think I'm smarter than they are (I may be, I don't know any CEOs) and obviously what they do is worth more than what I do, or I'd be making millions, and them tens of thousands. I don't believe there's some intrinsic value to what I do and not to what they do.

      Value, like beauty, is in the eye of the (highest bidding) beholder.

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    10. Re:this is not completely new by hey! · · Score: 1

      Value, like beauty, is in the eye of the (highest bidding) beholder.

      Actually, value is limited by the expected marginal contribution to income. If a person is expected to bring in $100,000, the most he will be paid is $100,000.

      The thing about CEOs, is that they are unique resources in the company. If engineering brings in (you think, relative to outsourcing) 1M$ marginally, and you have ten engineers, then you will pay no more than $100,000.

      If you CEO brings in (you think) $1M marginally, you might well pay him up to $1M.

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  8. Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Does anybody else ever find it weird how many people seem to persistently believe that the free market will function best if we all just look the other way and don't talk about it?

    1. Re:Man by MrPsycho · · Score: 0

      Its hilarious because its entirely antithetical to the free market! HA! The irony.

  9. correlation vs. causality by fredmosby · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Maybe the companies that are in a bad position are willing to pay more to get a good CEO. But just hiring a 'good' CEO won't put the company in a good position.

    1. Re:correlation vs. causality by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      True. But it could also be the case the CEO who demand more money, are more in it for just themselves and less for the company.

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  10. not a conclusive study by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Or perhaps the companies doing poorly have only recently hired the "better" CEOs who command higher salaries to help dig them out of the hole.

    I'd like to see executive compensation tracked across executives (not companies!) over time in a fixed-effects regression. Then we would know conclusively whether CEOs were being rewarded for poor performance or not, and it would be as easy to do as the cited study.

    1. Re:not a conclusive study by canuck57 · · Score: 1

      I'd like to see executive compensation tracked across executives (not companies!) over time in a fixed-effects regression. Then we would know conclusively whether CEOs were being rewarded for poor performance or not, and it would be as easy to do as the cited study.

      I would like to include members of the board as well. Also add in problems that occur after they have left that are related to their term, such as aquistions gone bad, expenses logged as sales etc.

      And if your taking bets, I would bet those on CxOs on the lower middle end of salaries do the best.

      In the absence of your good suggestion being a comprehensive tangeble reality of tracking performance, I generally look to see how much of personal cash directors, executives and CxO's invest of their own in the companies they run. When I see the CEO, CFO and directors dump 10 million in a few days before on a "planned" sale and 3 weeks before the quarter, I too dump them.

  11. My tech company.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    My Tech company isn't making anything. $0 returns. I think that means I should be getting paid WAAAAY more than all these guys. I wonder who I talk to about that..

    1. Re:My tech company.. by pilgrim23 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think Balmer has the chair

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    2. Re:My tech company.. by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up insightful! It all makes sense now.

      Ballmer wants to be chairman at MS, but he doesn't know how to put it into words. It's all just a cry for help!

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    3. Re:My tech company.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I think Balmer has the chair
      Really? I thought he had thrown it away.
    4. Re:My tech company.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You need to lose a few million to qualify for the big bucks.

  12. Another interpretation by aiken_d · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I generally agree that top level execs are paid too much.

    However, regardless of that opinion, there's an easy explanation for the results the article found: given a top-notch CEO who gets a job offer from a well-performing company as well as an underperforming company, which company do you think would have to pay more to get his services?

    Clearly, companies that are in need of a turnaround and repair are going to have to pay more to get equivelent talent. Not only is the work harder, but the prospect of failure and termination are much higher. It's a greater risk, and therefore the market will make it more expensive.

    So there are a couple of valid interpretations of this data, and the article (wisely, probably) makes no attempt to jump from correltation to causation. Too bad so many people -- even slashdotters -- have such a hard time resisting the instinct to see the two as being the same.

    -b

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    1. Re:Another interpretation by MyMistake · · Score: 1

      I couldn't agree more. Incidentally, my services are available and I guarantee I'd suck as much as any of these guys.

    2. Re:Another interpretation by Isthisagametou · · Score: 1

      There is no risk for CEOs. It is a club. You fail at one job and get hired into another with equal or more compensation. Performance just doesn't seem to matter (as long as you aren't taken to court over it), only that you had such a lofty position before at some other company seems to entitle you to another again and again.

  13. Pay peanuts, get monkeys. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We all know that.

    It's just that apparently, if you don't pay peanuts, you get expensive monkeys.

    1. Re:Pay peanuts, get monkeys. by Dareth · · Score: 1

      Easy on the peanuts... you may start attracting *fear* Republicans or something!

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  14. Two letters.... by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 1, Insightful

    HP.

    I wonder where Carly was on that list.

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    1. Re:Two letters.... by blueturffan · · Score: 1
      I think you meant to say

      I wonder where She Who Must Not Be Named was on that list.

  15. it's all about risk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    When you're a CxO, you always have to consider that if you either fail to achieve your company's growth goals, or, more simply, fsck up, you will be basically unemployable for the rest of your life.

    Just like in the stock market, higher risk means higher potential upside. If you go to a company that has poor performance, and performance doesn't improve, you will be blamed. Thus, the higher compensation for the higher risk.

    Note I'm not saying anything about the ridiculously high salaries paid to CxO's in general...

    posted as AC because I forgot my password

  16. Best CEOs Earn the Least Money by jdbartlett · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If correlation==cause, does that mean Steve Jobs (current salary: $1) would head a list of the world's best CEOs?

    1. Re:Best CEOs Earn the Least Money by D-Cypell · · Score: 1

      It would seem to support the theory. Whether you love or hate Apple, it is not hard to make a case for Steve being one of the best tech executives in history. Clearly the nominal salary is a statement that he is already stupidly wealthy but he must get something out of being a top exec, otherwise, why keep at it? Generally, people who enjoy their job perform far better than those that just work to pay the bills (or buy another fighter jet). I always get the feeling that Jobs truely enjoys what he does. I think Bill Gates did too, until recently, so he is quitting to focus on Philanthropy. No doubt he will excel there too.

    2. Re:Best CEOs Earn the Least Money by venir · · Score: 1

      There are a number of CEO's that take a $1 paycheck. The CEO of Yahoo for example http://news.com.com/2100-1030_3-6079650.html

      This is not that they are such great CEO's necessarily, but it is also because they are making plenty of money without a large salary. http://moneycentral.msn.com/content/P143257.asp

    3. Re:Best CEOs Earn the Least Money by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, Steve Jobs also takes home a $1 paycheck. But every so often, Apple feels "inclined" to "give" him "gifts". Like $50M Gulfstream V jets.

    4. Re:Best CEOs Earn the Least Money by gordo3000 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      not to bash jobs, I think he is great, but he gets compensated better htan most CEO's out there. Massive stock grants, multi million dollar planes, and loads of other "gifts" from the board to show their appreciation. I'm sure if the board completely stopped doing this as well, Jobs might reconsider accepting 1$ in contractual pay.

      and let me clarify, it doesn't require greed to want to get compensated for your money, time, and the value you add. He led apple through an amazing turn around and was at the helm during 4 major occurances: the Ipod, switch to Unix OS, Intel Chips, and streamlining of computer production. But I'd bet he feels he has well earned those gifts just as much as he would probably ask for a very hefty salary for his incredible performance.

    5. Re:Best CEOs Earn the Least Money by GaryPatterson · · Score: 1

      As others have stated, Steve Jobs is given gifts from the board to show their appreciation of his performance.

      Which is exactly how it should be!

      A CEO should be paid purely on his or her performance. If the company is soaring, reward them well! If the company is nosediving, the CEO gets nothing. The CEO should have the lowest wage in the company, but the highest performance bonus.

      The gap between a CEOs wage and their company's average wage has grown dramatically in the last 10-20 years. That's a real issue when the company is performing poorly.

      I'm (quite obviously) not an economist, so it's very possible there are gaping holes in my point. I like it as it stands though.

    6. Re:Best CEOs Earn the Least Money by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Five major occurrences. You're forgetting when NeXT bought Apple for negative 400 million dollars.

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    7. Re:Best CEOs Earn the Least Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If correlation==cause, does that mean Steve Jobs (current salary: $1) would head a list of the world's best CEOs?

      Lose the bubble Steve. Propaganda has no effect in the /. reality.

      BTW, love the sweaters!

    8. Re:Best CEOs Earn the Least Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      at least pretend to read the article by reading the summary even..

      god your stupid

    9. Re:Best CEOs Earn the Least Money by jdbartlett · · Score: 1

      Darn, you saw right through my alias. How do you always do that, Bill?

      BTW, Laurene wants to know if you guys are still up for lunch on Sunday? Pick you up from your place about 12?

    10. Re:Best CEOs Earn the Least Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry we can't make it.

      Ballmer came by this morning and got on the discussion of how your iPod/iTunes kicks our ass.

      Long story short... we are going furniture shopping for some new chairs.

      Maybe next week?

      -Bill

  17. Celebrity executives are not the best executives by mcguyver · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This applies to CEOs, CIOs, etc. An impressive resume, huge compensation package and celebrity status does not mean you will be a great executive. Sunbeam, Tyco, Enron, WorldCom, etc have all fallen victim to this. Many companies these days are falling into the rock star CEO trap, or CIO in this case, and that's doesn't guarantee success. Read the book Good to Great - Jim Collins analyzes this myth about celebrity CEOs, compensation and returns.

  18. There's a Problem Here by ichin4 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There is a problem with this study: it measures shareholder return as a percentage, but compensation as a dollar value. If a CEO grows a $10B company by 1%, he generates $100M for shareholders. If a CEO grows a $100M company by 10%, he generates only $10M for shareholders. The study implies that the second CEO deserves to be paid more, because his company had a larger percentage return. But one could certainly make a good argument that the first CEO deserves to be paid more, because he generated a larger absolute return to shareholders.

    In fact, given the general trend that smaller companies tend to grow faster than large onces, you would expect the data to look like this even if there is no intrinsic correlation between CEO pay and corporate performance.

    I don't write this because I believe that the market for CEO pay works. I write this only because this particular study doesn't prove that the market for CEO pay doesn't work.

    1. Re:There's a Problem Here by Otter · · Score: 1
      In fact, given the general trend that smaller companies tend to grow faster than large onces, you would expect the data to look like this even if there is no intrinsic correlation between CEO pay and corporate performance.

      I think that's a big part of it, and doing the analysis in a boom year like 2005 compounds your point.

    2. Re:There's a Problem Here by Mydron · · Score: 1

      As an inventor you care about your percentage return, not your absolute return. Here's a little test to see for yourself, suppose you have $10,000. Now you have two options:

      1) All $10,000 in one bank account that pays $100 interest at the end of the year.
      2) Put $100 into 100 bank accounts that each pay $50 interest at the end of each year.

      Although the absolute return of option 1 looks superior I think you'd still choose option 2.

      Rational inventors want relative return, not absolute return.

    3. Re:There's a Problem Here by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Although the absolute return of option 1 looks superior I think you'd still choose option 2.

      Actually, option 2 looks nice - $5000 is pretty good. The problem is that 90 of those accounts will disappear at the end of the year, but one will grow to $20,000 (if you pick wisely).

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    4. Re:There's a Problem Here by DamnStupidElf · · Score: 1, Insightful

      There is a problem with this study: it measures shareholder return as a percentage, but compensation as a dollar value. If a CEO grows a $10B company by 1%, he generates $100M for shareholders. If a CEO grows a $100M company by 10%, he generates only $10M for shareholders. The study implies that the second CEO deserves to be paid more, because his company had a larger percentage return. But one could certainly make a good argument that the first CEO deserves to be paid more, because he generated a larger absolute return to shareholders.

      False. If the 10% CEO ran the $10B company, he would generate $1B for the shareholders of that company, so he's still 10 times better than the 1% CEO no matter where he works. Basically, the market will simply tend for the 10% CEO to work at larger companies because they can afford to pay more. Unfortunately, CEOs are not plug and play. They have to know the industry and have contacts to be effective, so it may be that a 10% CEO is still better off at a $100M company.

    5. Re:There's a Problem Here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A one percent return would be terrible even for a very conservative investor you want at least 8 % Return on Investment. That doesn't even keep up with inflation which is 3-4 % so you CEO just lost his investors 2-3 % of there moneys purchasing power.
      I think the fact is that the sort of companies that pay 10 mil to there CEO's have there heads in the clouds and are almost always doomed to failure. And I noticed long ago that companies with the highest paid CEO's are usually some of the worst performers period.

    6. Re:There's a Problem Here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The numbers were created for the sake of the arguement. God, you must be an idiot if you don't understand that basic concept. It's people like you that I want to punch in the face until you bleed from your ears. Idiots who can't see beyond their own noses should have their noses cut off.

    7. Re:There's a Problem Here by ichin4 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      All you are saying is that it is better to get a 10% return than a 1% return on your money, and I certainly don't disagree with that. But you will notice that your example has absolutely nothing to do with the CEO pay. You would want the invesment that returns 10% no matter what the CEO was paid, wouldn't you?

      So let's introduce CEO pay into the equation. If you invest $10K an earn $100, a 1% return, you probably wouldn't be too happy, but you would accept that the person managing that money deserved something for his trouble, so perhaps you're willing to pay him $5. If you invest $10K and earn $1K, a 10% return, you're probably much happier; let's say you're willing to pay the person managing that investiment $50. If guy that returns 1% manages a $10B pool of $10K investments and each one pays him the same $5 fee, he earns $5M. If the guy that returned 10% was managing a $100M pool of $10K investiments and each one payed him $50, he only earns $500K. Notice that everyone here pays and gets payed in proportion to what he produces, but the guy who earned a lower percentage returns still earned more, because he managed more money. See how that works?

    8. Re:There's a Problem Here by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      False. If the 10% CEO ran the $10B company, he would generate $1B for the shareholders of that company

      Based on what? Small companies have more growth potential that a market leader.

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    9. Re:There's a Problem Here by lbrandy · · Score: 1

      But one could certainly make a good argument that the first CEO deserves to be paid more, because he generated a larger absolute return to shareholders.

      Yes, one could. And then one might read chapter two of any economics textbook and realize that's complete rubbish. Chapter one is about supply and demand... that one might help explain these salaries in a new and insightful way, too.

    10. Re:There's a Problem Here by Mydron · · Score: 1

      You fail to take into account that inventors are generally rational agents and that they have a choice between the two investments. All other things being equal, nobody is going to tolerate getting 1% when another manager can get 10%. Your $10B CEO has an abysmal record of return that is going to turn investors away, therefore he should be paid significantly less.

      Shareholders of public companies ultimately care about the stock price more than anything else, because they make money when the stock price goes up. A company's financial health is usually reflected in the price (but not always).

      As an investor I am going to be much happier investing in your $100M guy because not only is his rate of return higher, but as other investors make the same realization as I have that ($10B guy is a dud) then the stock price of $10B guy is going to tank.

  19. Count me in! by lionheart1327 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hell yeah.

    Where can I sign up to be a CEO?

    I'll be the worst CEO you can imagine.

    1. Re:Count me in! by Aadain2001 · · Score: 1

      Sorry, Carly already beat you to that.

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    2. Re:Count me in! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hahaha. Mod Parent Up. That's hillarious.

    3. Re:Count me in! by mwanaheri · · Score: 1

      Yeah, good to see there is a chance for me to get filthy rich.

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  20. Makes sense to me by Cliffy03 · · Score: 1

    If a company is doing that bad, then a lot of other factors are at play. A board of directors that don't know enough to oust the CEO. Inefective CIO's, CFO's COO's all add up to a ship with no rudder.

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  21. Duh by 200_success · · Score: 1

    CEOs of companies whose stock price is rising are happy with their stock options, and don't care whether their salary is $1 or $1000000. Of those, the smart ones opt for the low salary because it's good for employee and shareholder morale.

    1. Re:Duh by winkydink · · Score: 1

      Only for employees and shareholders with double-digit IQs

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  22. um, what risk? by rsilvergun · · Score: 2, Insightful

    these guys saleries and buyout packages mean they'll never have to work again. They're not taking any real risks. When it comes right down to it, they're the ruling class. Succeed or fail, it doesn't matter to them, they'll aways be ok.

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    1. Re:um, what risk? by siriuskase · · Score: 1

      But when they lose their job, they lose most of their power and influence. All future power and influence will be derived from their own money, a pittance compared to that of the corporation. And that's just the money. Power derived from business relationships is also reduced as many so called "friends" would rather pal around with the CEO of the Fortune 500 corp than some guy who got fired with a severance package, no matter how large.

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    2. Re:um, what risk? by Kreigaffe · · Score: 1

      So what.

      Mr. CEO loses his job. Oh no, he doesn't get to buy 5 new yachts. He doesn't get to pal around with his old money-grubbing friends. He's not as powerful or rich.

      Mr. Workingman loses his job.

      He fucking starves to death.

      You see, in the former, you don't HAVE to work ever again. You only do because you're interested in greater wealth and power.
      In the latter, you either work or die.

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    3. Re:um, what risk? by ranton · · Score: 3, Insightful

      these guys saleries and buyout packages mean they'll never have to work again. They're not taking any real risks. When it comes right down to it, they're the ruling class. Succeed or fail, it doesn't matter to them, they'll aways be ok.


      Just because they are rich doesnt mean that they dont take risks. If they have moved up to a point where they are able to take such a job (whether it is from their own merits or their family/friends), then they probably live a much richer lifestyle than your average American. To them, making $200,000 a year would not be very much money. That may seam strange to most people, but that is the world they live in. If they take a job at a company that could fail, they could be hurting their future earnings by millions of dollars.

      Use the USA as an example. We have a GNP of about $12 trillion. If the President and Congress made decisions over 4 years that dropped the GNP to $4 trillion, that would be a disaster for the American public. No one would say that our government does not take risks with our population. But even if this happened, our GNP per capita would still be more than 70% of the other countries in this world.

      People on slashdot would be complaining if President Bush screwed up and cut our GNP in half. But by your logic they would have nothing to compain about, because we would still be a very wealthy country.

      Just because someone is more rich than you are doesnt mean that they do not take risks.

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    4. Re:um, what risk? by siriuskase · · Score: 1

      Actually, they both lose something of value, but neither starves to death. After a certain point, money isn't a reward. And family, friends, government, and private charities will help out with the food and a cot. It is obvious that the guy with the great severance package is better off. I know which situation I'd rather be in. But, that wasn't my point. What is yours?

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    5. Re:um, what risk? by MadAhab · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Boo fucking hoo.

      Suppose Kenneth Lay faked his death - even with the money they lawyers will squeeze back from his estate, he'll never have to work again and can live rather well anyplace on earth, because he almost assuredly has some packed away somewhere safe.

      Meanwhile, the thousands of people he screwed out of jobs and pensions plans while playing funny money games may have to take jobs at Walmart to keep from eating cat food in their "retirement" - or, if Social Security is privatized, becoming homeless due to yet more Ken Lays robbing the private funds set up in its place.

      A lawyer I know who has represented white collar criminals confirms that many of them truly think "if I do five years in jail and come out set for life, good for me." Meanwhile, minor pot dealers fill our prisons for a "crime" that hurts no one.

      Excuse me for thinking it's time to bring back the guillotine and right the scales of justice.

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    6. Re:um, what risk? by siriuskase · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I have no pity for Lay. Especially since he seems to have cheated his victims out of restitution. He has lost something worse than his money or his life. He has lost his honor. If he ever shows his face in public and is discovered to be Ken Lay, well, he just can't ever be Ken Lay again without tragic consequences.

      If he is on a beach somewhere enjoying his money, I do hope his conscience won't let him. Unfortunately, I doubt he has one. Jails are for people like that. Or public floggings when he is found.

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    7. Re:um, what risk? by Kreigaffe · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The point is, no, only the CEO-salary 'does fine' if they stop working forever.

      The regular guy becomes homeless, pulling food and shelter from.. not friends or family as you can't always count on that, and not the government because they don't really help, but from homeless shelters.

      As opposed to working a single year as a CEO and living better for the rest of your life than most working-class folks.

      Seriously. 7mil over 70 years = 100k a year. Compare that to the guy making 30-50k a year losing his job. WORLD of difference. That's why, succeed or fail, they'll always be OK. They'll always be more comfortable, even if they only work 1 year, than their workers.

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    8. Re:um, what risk? by ranton · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You are comparing two different types of people who have different standards of what makes them happy.

      If you want to compare someone with 7 million dollars to someone who makes 40k a year, then why not compare the 40k/yr joe sixpack with an average Somolian.

      The GNP per capita of Somolia is about $600 (compared to $41800 in the US). This means that this 40k/yr American probably makes more in one year than a Somolian does his entire life. Very similar to the difference between a CEO and lower middle class American. Does that mean "who fucking cares" if this American with a family loses his job, because at least he makes more than a Somolian by just working part time at KFC?

      While I agree that a CEO does not risk as much as the average person, it does not mean that their risks do not matter. They worked hard (or at least their family did), to get to the position they are in. They deserve to live their dream, with their mansion and two vacation homes, just as much as joe sixpack has the right to make 50x the income of an average Somolian.
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    9. Re:um, what risk? by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1
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    10. Re:um, what risk? by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      What personal risks are they actually taking? Few, if any, since they most likely achieved their positions based on not sticking their own necks out. You can count "maverick" executives on one hand if you were in a wood shop accident.

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    11. Re:um, what risk? by siriuskase · · Score: 1

      I see your point. We all feel sorry for the cubicle dweller who gets the boot. We know he has problems. But, in this thread, he's a strawman who wandered into a discussion of whether the CEO risks anything by signing up with a company with problems to fix instead of one that's already doing well prior to his taking over.

      Would you rather be remembered as the Captain of the Titanic or the Captain of the QE II? That's the sort of risk he's taking, except that the Titanic Captain really did die, so they say. If he had survived, he would have never captained another ship. There is more to getting fired than losing your income.

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    12. Re:um, what risk? by Surt · · Score: 1

      Obviously they take risks. But the question was whether they took any real risk. Will they be unable to feed or house their families if their risk goes bad? Or just not as extravagantly?

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    13. Re:um, what risk? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been wondering about executions: what is the point in executing someone, somewhere, with a leathal injection?

      If someone truly deserves to be executed (i.e. 100% certainty), then do it publicly -- offer them the noose or a firing squad, and make it public, and available in HD, with a closeup and all. Those who truly consider of performing an abominable crime will have something to chew on.

    14. Re:um, what risk? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The British used to do that with pickpockets. They'd have big crowds come out to see, 'cause the kids need to see what happens to bad people who steal and all that. Pickpockets robbed them.
      Think about that for a second!

    15. Re:um, what risk? by LMariachi · · Score: 3, Insightful
      No, you're the one making invalid comparisons between two different types of people in very different circumstances: Americans to Somalians. Parent is comparing Americans to Americans. This isn't divorce court; we're not talking about "what makes them happy" or their "accustomed standard of living," we're talking about affording food and shelter. The basic cost of not starving to death under a freeway overpass is the same for Warren Buffett as it is for Joe Sixpack.

      But then, you know all about hanging around under a bridge, don't you...

    16. Re:um, what risk? by Greyfox · · Score: 1
      That's why my regime would institute Samurai honor code for corporate upper management and public servants. Bring dishonor to your company or post and you have to commit seppku*. On TV. During prime time. I'd also bring back impaling** for a lot of crimes (Murder, Rape, Child Abuse, etc.) I'd be Bruce the Impaler. A lot of the crimes of our puritan society wouldn't be cromes under my regime though. They'd be taxed and regluated but they'd be legal.

      * Seppku of course being the ancient Samurai ritual of disemboweling yourself with a very sharp knife and then having some guy hack off your head with a sword when the pain becomes unbearable.

      ** Essentially sticking a person up on a pointed stick and letting them hang there until they die. Which can take days I'm told. I'm pretty sure that most people would tow the line if criminal behavior were likely to result in impaling...

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    17. Re:um, what risk? by drsquare · · Score: 1

      It's all relative, a rich CEO compares himself to other CEOs, a poor drone compares himself to other poor drones. Except the bitter drones who compare themselves to CEOs, which is only going to make them bitter.

      A CEO managing a crap company is taking a risk, he's risking not getting another job and not making even more money. They will still survive but remember they have much higher standards for living than the typical drone.

    18. Re:um, what risk? by mrjb · · Score: 1

      Score 4, Insightful my ass.

      If the President and Congress made decisions over 4 years that dropped the GNP to $4 trillion, that would be a disaster for the American public. Exactly. While people are going homeless, the President and Congress will keep driving their fancy bullet-proof cars and flying private jets. So, their personal income drops a few millions. That reduces their risk from, say, never having to work again to, well - still never having to work again. Say again what risk they are taking?

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    19. Re:um, what risk? by unitron · · Score: 1
      "I'm pretty sure that most people would tow the line..."

      That's "toe the line", as in "toe the mark", as in stand exactly where you are supposed to stand, which is why it has come to be used to say "do what you are supposed to do and don't do that which you aren't".

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    20. Re:um, what risk? by Greyfox · · Score: 1

      Oh is that a fact? Hmmm... interesting. Your future leader thanks you for the correction. Would you mind standing on this mark while I go get a pointed... um I mean special "Correcting the Future Leader Who Claims He Wants to be Bruce the Impaler" medal? That's it, yes... I'll just be right back...

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    21. Re:um, what risk? by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      I'd be surprised if there is much left for anything beyond a middle class lifestyle. He had borrowed against his Enron shares to invest in the markets, and had been getting pretty big margin calls for the better part of a year before the collapse. Also, top white collar defense attourneys cost a fortune.

      Finally, anyone who lost their pension at Enron has only themselves to blame. Enron's bankruptcy only wiped it out, if one's whole pension was betting on only that company's stock. I guarantee you there were mutual funds in there that dipped but survived just fine. When one's sole investment is in the stock of any company (especially their employer), one recieves what one deserves if that company goes under. Before you bring up the manager transfer, after the pension plan was reopened (prior to utter failure) the employees were huge buyers of Enron stock which they must have believed was an even better deal then. They made a great big bet and lost, hopefully everyone else can learn from their mistake.

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    22. Re:um, what risk? by kabocox · · Score: 1

      A lawyer I know who has represented white collar criminals confirms that many of them truly think "if I do five years in jail and come out set for life, good for me." Meanwhile, minor pot dealers fill our prisons for a "crime" that hurts no one.

      Actually, I can respect those white collar criminals. I'd happily spend 5 years in jail if I had $5-$10 million waiting for me at the end of it. Heck, white collar criminals even have a excellent chance of getting out jail for most of that time. Its pretty standard to let alot worse criminals out on a leash after a year or two. Honestly, these guys aren't likely to repeat offend so I could see them in jail a year and a half or so then getting out and just sitting it easy. As long as they don't make any enemies in jail, they are likely to get out clean.

    23. Re:um, what risk? by Dionysos+Taltos · · Score: 1
      To them, making $200,000 a year would not be very much money. That may seam strange to most people, but that is the world they live in.
      This reminds me of a response former New York Knick star Patrick Ewing made once during the last NBA lock-out. I believe he was being asked how he felt about fan reaction that NBA players make too much money.

      "Well, we make a lot of money, but we spend a lot too"

      He continues to receive flak for that comment, but it does point to this world the rich live in which is hard for us working-class people to comprehend.

    24. Re:um, what risk? by Danga · · Score: 1

      If you want to compare someone with 7 million dollars to someone who makes 40k a year, then why not compare the 40k/yr joe sixpack with an average Somolian.... They worked hard (or at least their family did), to get to the position they are in. They deserve to live their dream, with their mansion and two vacation homes, just as much as joe sixpack has the right to make 50x the income of an average Somolian.

      I don't know how you got modded insightful but that is besides the point. You are the one who is mixing things up, the comparison is not just between two people where one of them makes a huge amount of money more than the other, it is about that situation with both people working at the same company and living in the same country with the same average cost of living.

      If a working class person loses their job they might get some unemployment payments if they are lucky and if they do end up losing their house then it will take work for them to find some shelter and food. If a CxO loses his job most likely he will get a golden parachute and not have any real problems, he also most likely will not have a problem finding another business to take him on as CxO where he can start the process over again.

      People deserve to live their dreams if they earn them, they do not deserve to live those dreams through dirty business practices and screwing over the average worker which happens way more often than it should. It is hard to do anything about the situation since most of the higher ups are protected since they are buddy buddy with the board members and everyone scratches everyone elses back.

      If CxO's want to be compensated so much because of all the "risk" they must take, then they should likewise be forced to lose everything if the business goes tits up. That is not the case though, if a business takes on a new CxO and goes tits up after 2 years that CxO will get away with multiple millions of dollars while long term workers for the company sometimes have to struggle just to get a fraction of their pension that they deserve for their dedication to the company. That is just wrong and should be criminal.

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    25. Re:um, what risk? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I can respect those white collar criminals. I'd happily spend 5 years in jail if I had $5-$10 million waiting for me at the end of it.

      It's because of people like you that we should institute the death penalty for all criminal offenses.

      Break a civil law; go to jail. Do an actual crime; die as a warning to others. Do a serious crime, like rape or murder; die slowly and painfully, just like you deserve.

      That would be just. We don't believe in justice anymore. :-(

    26. Re:um, what risk? by kabocox · · Score: 1

      Actually, I can respect those white collar criminals. I'd happily spend 5 years in jail if I had $5-$10 million waiting for me at the end of it.

      It's because of people like you that we should institute the death penalty for all criminal offenses.
      Break a civil law; go to jail. Do an actual crime; die as a warning to others. Do a serious crime, like rape or murder; die slowly and painfully, just like you deserve.
      That would be just. We don't believe in justice anymore. :-(


      Oh please, you want a police state where anyone that breaks a law gets killed? Reguardless if they are guilty or innocent? Heck, why bother even with juries? We could just have the police shoot to kill whom ever they see violating the law. We've never had justice. You seem to believe that harsh punishments equals justice. You want to torture those that commit crimes. You are worse in many ways than the criminals. I would like forgery and ID theft to be punishable by death. To me, murder isn't as bad of a crime as ID theft. I think most sex crimes other than out right rape are over-rated to be used as scare tactics towards folks like you.

    27. Re:um, what risk? by unitron · · Score: 1

      Well, at least it's nice to know that I have a future.

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      I see even classic Slashdot is now pretty much unusable on dial up anymore.

  23. Caveat inside... by Loopy · · Score: 1

    Despite the overall inverse correlation of pay to performance in the tech sector, Dolmat-Connell notes that year-over-year, in CEO compensation of the highest-performing group of tech companies increased in 2005--up 15.7% versus the year prior--while that of the chief execs of the bottom-performing companies declined 12.0%.

    I didn't see any data linked from that article. Without the numbers and raw data, it's hard to say wtf if anything this article actually means (though it should be entertaining to watch the anti-capitalists vent on this).

  24. Three things to consider by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 3, Informative

    1. It's not just tech - the overpayment of CEOs has no correlation (or negative if any) with performance at most US firms.

    2. The major problem is that shareowners - that is to say, the capitalists - are even less able to correct excesses of tech firms, as more shares of such firms have been looted - um, pardon me, given as stock options - to the senior execs and CEO/CFO/COO and thus have even fewer checks on such overpaid employees.

    3. Many people fail to understand that most US firms do not permit shareowners to: .a. vote not to overpay senior execs (the only vote is whether or not the amount in cash for strict salary over $1 million is TAX DEDUCTIBLE for the firm, the shareowners don't get to vote down the paypacket, under our form of red capitalism in the USA); .b. vote out board members - most board members need only receive one (1) vote to be reelected - and most have a few thousand shares they were given free or at reduced rate as options and thus there is no check on them; .c. identify the votes of board members on compensation committees so that the shareowners can vote out the actual compensation committee members who rewarded incompetence with even larger pay packets - in most cases the committee decision is reported as if it were unanimous, even if it isn't. additionally, the CEO usually picks the members of the committee and the board in the first place - shareowners don't get to do that.

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  25. "nice" by mnemonic_ · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, it was nice. Anyways I jumped ship a year later; I got a new offer with even better pay. I love money.

  26. Quite simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    CEO's have a hand in approving their own wages, so the worst ones bein only after the money, take a bigger cut for themselves.

  27. CEOs by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The CEO of my old company gambled (and lost) our salaries at Vegas and on stocks and when he decided his salary wasn't enough he created a money funnel^H^H^H^H^Hconsulting company of which he was one of two employees and charged our company for consulting alongside his salary. When all this was uncovered he simply skipped town. He seems to have done this all his life. When he was caught running a mutual fund scam a few years back he got a little slap on the wrist and was banned from trading on certain markets. And he was the nice guy compared to the sleazebag who took over from him (especially when he was buying the drinks). These people just jump from job to job wearing teflon coated suits to which nothing sticks.

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    1. Re:CEOs by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1

      Here's one for you. Company X makes some pretty cool products in the embedded market. Business is booming. Sure enough, they decide it's time to target the US market - it's the biggest, after all! The CEO sets up a company in the US, and announces that this company - his own, private company - is the 'exclusive distributor' in the US and that all purchasing in that market has to go through him in his role as that company. He jacks up the retail price of the product, because he's the exclusive distributor. Company X obligingly refuses wholesale distribution requests, of course. And then, because he's still not making enough money, he decrees that Company X is going to cut their margins when wholesaling to CEO Distribution, Inc. Oh, and then he starts charging Company X for his CEO "consulting services". Wee. Nothing like double dipping! Except for triple dipping, and quadruple dipping!

    2. Re:CEOs by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 4, Interesting
      So let me tell you about the next CEO at that company. From the day he arrived people were saying "is he deliberately trying to sink this company or what?"

      Anyway, a few months later we hear news from Bangkok (of all places) of a stock scam. Guys in a "boiler room" had been selling a bunch of stocks in various companies. They would deliberately pick companies that were heading for bankruptcy (or could be pushed in that direction) and make press releases about the amazing stuff they were doing and produce nice glossy brochures. They'd then use this material to hard sell the stocks by phone. When the companies failed they'd then run off with the money paid for stocks knowing that they'd never have to pay out. (I don't fully understand the mechanics of this despite reading an article in Time about this exact scam.) Anyway, on the list of companies being traded, there was our company!

      The key staff (who actually did work) at the company jumped ship. Almost everyone else followed. But bizarrely the company didn't need any staff to continue its scamming. They carried on making press releases describing their (imaginary) work and I remember reading a news story in which I myself was quoted talking about my work there, long after I left! On the basis of this they managed to get multi-million dollar grants from a US city famous for its Mafia connections and presumably, with few staff to pay, the CEO could pay himself very handsomely.

      One day I want to write a book about our company. (I did start a Wikipedia entry which hasn't been deleted yet.) Sadly I think of it as 'ours' because a bunch of us worked hard to make it a world-class company that competitors looked up to. Unfortunately, due to the large number of Italian names of the people involved, and the aforementioned reputation of the city that was involved, I might wait a few years.

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    3. Re:CEOs by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1

      I'd be fascinated to read even the WP entry... find my email on my userpage if you wish. :)

    4. Re:CEOs by Darius+Jedburgh · · Score: 3, Interesting

      This company fits the description 100%. I'd say the additional info here confirms it.

  28. it's all about da Green! by jt2377 · · Score: 0

    it's all about da money! Pure and simple, how much stock did Google's founders sold? who care if you sold million per day and only get pay $1 salary.

    1. Re:it's all about da Green! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you must offer an opinion, write it in fucking English.

      'da' is not a word, twat.

  29. It's basic economics by MikeRT · · Score: 1

    If you toss cash at them, what incentive do they have? Think of it like this. If you started out a college grad at $100K+ instead of making them work their way toward that, why should they care about the first few years of work? As long as they keep their job, they're making A LOT of money from their point of view. Bottom line is... there's no hurdle from them to triumph over, thus no reason to get down in the trenches and build the company.

    1. Re:It's basic economics by Khashishi · · Score: 1

      you are presuming a limit to greed. no, no matter how much a greedy person has, ey'll strive for the next level up

    2. Re:It's basic economics by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      No, he's looking at the marginal utility of a dollar. Most people care less about $10k on top of 120k compared to $5k on top of 40k.

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  30. They forgot something by siriuskase · · Score: 1

    Where is this list of 100 companies? I couldn't find it. Did they leave it out to save space or something?

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  31. Problem with pay-for-performance by L-Train8 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That's the problem with pay-for-performance - it invites abuse. Whatever arbitrary benchmarks you set for the CEO/CIO/everyday employee, there will be the temptation to work to the benchmarks and ignore the longterm best interests of the company. Taken to it's extreme, you get an Enron or WorldCom, where executives spent most of their time making the books reflect performance that would enhance their stock options.

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    1. Re:Problem with pay-for-performance by iocat · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The other thing to consider is that the CEOs at the poorly performing companies knew the companies sucked, and only took the jobs for big bucks. I've been recruited to an inferior company, and offered more money, because they knew they had to pay more than the superior company I was at. This happens all the time, as inferior companies try to buy their way out of inferiority.

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    2. Re:Problem with pay-for-performance by CastrTroy · · Score: 4, Funny

      That explains why Bill Gates is the richest man in the world.

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    3. Re:Problem with pay-for-performance by dnoyeb · · Score: 1

      Its pretty simple. Your bonuses are paid 5 years after the terms you work. So you have no benefit to screwing the company for short term profits.

    4. Re:Problem with pay-for-performance by NovaX · · Score: 1

      That's only for poorly designed systems. Ever hear, "Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater!"? Most of these systems were short-sighted and the cultures were not actively put in check, allowing for the flaws to be abused and dominate the system.

      Personally, I've been a fan of the "Balanced Scorecard" approach for a number of years, and had success implementing it. The development was quite challenging in order to make it effective, and the toolkit needs to be integrated into the management system. Its definately a heavy weight approach, but can work quite well. In the end, no methodology can make up for poor implementations and unethical (or negligent) leadership.

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    5. Re:Problem with pay-for-performance by dbIII · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Whatever arbitrary benchmarks you set for the CEO/CIO/everyday employee, there will be the temptation to work to the benchmarks and ignore the longterm best interests of the company.
      Good point - and I've got the obvious example. Some years back I did a few months work at a steel mill which measured performance in tonnes of steel per employee. The manager did the obvious dirty trick and employed contractors at a higher rate so there would be less company employees on site and the numbers would look better. As time went on more and more people working there were not fully under the control of the company and actual production output continually diminished. Wages were actually originally a tiny percentage of total costs so the measure made no sense in the first place, while actually being able to make stuff to sell and fill orders before people got stuff from elsewhere made more sense. The manager of course went on to a much better paid job becuase he had played the figures and won - the plant of course closed within a couple of years of him leaving.
    6. Re:Problem with pay-for-performance by arivanov · · Score: 1

      While noble and correct, your idea is never going to be accepted. At least in the US.

      After all, why don't you suggest that stocks pay mandatory dividend and pay it with a 5 years delay. Alternatively, that you have to hold a stock for at least 5 years after buying to get the annual and the quaterly dividend immediately. Similarly...

      I agree with you that this will create a considerably more stable financial system and will result in overall gain for the society. I just do not see it happening. After all 60%+ of all "investors" in the US look at their stocks as a gamble, not as an investment that is supposed to provide with some return on a regular basis year after year after year.

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    7. Re:Problem with pay-for-performance by jcr · · Score: 3, Insightful

      BG's pay isn't for his performance as CEO and then Chairman, it's capital gains from his ownership of MSFT shares. His salary over the years is trivial compared to his equity.

      -jcr

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    8. Re:Problem with pay-for-performance by mgblst · · Score: 1

      Surely it means creating meaningful benchmarks. And these results should be checked against reality (possible a full time job in itself), so protect against an Enron.

    9. Re:Problem with pay-for-performance by Eivind · · Score: 1
      It's an old problem. In Soviet they had benchmarks for factories, for example lamp-factories that where supposed to make lamps out of so-and-so many tons of steel. The result is predictable: The produced lamps where mind-bogglingly heavy.

      Or the practice of ligth-bulb factories being measured in total watts of ligthbulbs produced. The result ? You could only get 100W ligthbulbs, since its *MUCH* easier to produce one of those than 5 20W ligthbulbs.

    10. Re:Problem with pay-for-performance by logihuldar · · Score: 1

      While this is true in many cases there is another thing to consider. The Board of Directors. One can argue that this reverse correlation between company's performance and the CEO's salary is indicating that the BoD is weak and unfit to run the company in the long run.

    11. Re:Problem with pay-for-performance by d_54321 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, what we oughta have more of is pay-for-need. That should cut down on CEOs abusing the system.

    12. Re:Problem with pay-for-performance by mkw87 · · Score: 1
      That's the problem with pay-for-performance - it invites abuse.
      Actually, I would say that both for an employers point of view and from a consumers point of view, the problem with pay-for-performance is you pay ahead of time. If you paid based on the quality of someones performance or the quality of the movie you'd just seen, I'll be you'd get better performance and better movies/games.
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    13. Re:Problem with pay-for-performance by pbailey · · Score: 1

      Pay for performance - a reasonable idea - then all these fat cat CEOs should probably get a salary of about 150k per year, so they are not so out of line with all the rest of the people at their companies that work just as hard (probably harder). What a warped system of greed we have.

    14. Re:Problem with pay-for-performance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait until you see what the NEXT POTUS makes...

    15. Re:Problem with pay-for-performance by tk624 · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't that just prove that the incentives are wrong? Leadership is complex and if you just measure it by stock price, market share, EPS growth, etc. - then that's what you'll get. If you want something more or something different, measure for that.

    16. Re:Problem with pay-for-performance by hey! · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think there's business anti-pattern here that convers performance bonus abuse and overpaid CEOs.

      I'd call it "Money is the solution to everything -- including cluelessness."

      We all know politicians do this, but it's common enough in business too.

      Supposing you're on the board of a company. You don't really understand what the company does or needs to do. You don't understand the business well enough to know whether that bright, affordable, but rather dull candidate knows what he's talking about. But Mr. Slick -- ah, he's slick. He wants a ton of dough, but of course, money is a solution to anything. Specifically, it is an article of faith with you that holding money over people's heads will get them to do whatever you want. So, you hire Mr. Slick, planning to fire him if he's fooling you, except that since you are an idiot, you don't figure out in advance that letting the world know you've been an idiot is something your future self is going to be reluctant to do. Just to be sure, you make most of Slick's compensation dependent on meeting certain performance criteria. Unfortunately, you have no idea of how to tell if the business is on track for future success, which means the performance criteria you use are short term.

      A well run company shouldn't pay more than most other companies for anything -- including CEO salaries. Unless the CEO establishes a long term track record of unusual success, if he's paid a lot more than his peers, that prima facie evidence the board doesn't know what it's doing. Performance based compensation isn't necessarily bad, but it's not a solution to creating shareholder value either.

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    17. Re:Problem with pay-for-performance by sacrilicious · · Score: 1
      That's the problem with pay-for-performance - it invites abuse.

      Even so, I'd find pay-for-performance a preferable approach to pay-hugely-no-matter-what. Though better than either of those would be pay-human-scale-wage (heiristic: not to exceed 5x lowest paid employee salary).

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    18. Re:Problem with pay-for-performance by Chaostrophy · · Score: 1

      Pay them with options that do not vest for 5 or more years, with the current share price (indexed for inflation) as the price. So if the company does well, so do they, if not, they don't, and that is far enough out that they do have to think fairly long term. No repricing the options either.

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  32. A big misunderstanding of why CEOs get paid by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 4, Insightful
    When CEOs negotiate their pay, they typically do this taking a whole-career stance. If a CEO gets hired by a high risk company, then he risks giving himself a bad name. Thus, a company in bad shape (that has a high risk of tainting the CEOs name) will have to pay more to attract a CEO.

    Performance has little to do with it.

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    1. Re:A big misunderstanding of why CEOs get paid by sunwukong · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If a CEO gets hired by a high risk company, then he risks giving himself a bad name.

      Carly Fiorina.

    2. Re:A big misunderstanding of why CEOs get paid by timeOday · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I don't think the story is wrong, neither do I think you are wrong. When the company is tanking, the board says "We need a superstar CEO, let's start throwing money around!" When the company is doing well, the board says "the CEO deserves a massive reward!" Or, if the company tanks with the new CEO, the board says, "We need to fire this CEO! Too bad we signed on to that multi-million-dollar golden parachute. Oh well, it was the right decision at the time. Let's get a bold, expensive new CEO who has the guts to declare bankruptcy and shed our pension obligations!"

      So which CEOs aren't overpaid? None of them, of course :) I think CEO pay is just a cultural thing. There's only 1 CEO, so their pay isn't much of a competitive disadvantage on a company, almost no matter how inflated.

    3. Re:A big misunderstanding of why CEOs get paid by jcr · · Score: 1

      Yes, she's a case in point. She was able to get the deal she wanted out of HP, because they weren't doing too well, and they thought she had a decent track record at Lucent. Of course, she's pretty much unemployable now, at least in the tech world.

      -jcr

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    4. Re:A big misunderstanding of why CEOs get paid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The question really is how much of a raise to the guys actually making product does that multi million dollar {salary, bonus, stock options, using the companies accountants to pay no tax}
      represent.

    5. Re:A big misunderstanding of why CEOs get paid by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1

      Or, if the company tanks with the new CEO, the board says, "We need to fire this CEO!

      No, that only happens when the company has really tanked. First they say, "We need to motivate our CEO more, give him loads more options and bonuses!".

      I think the CEOs that make the most money are adept only at self-promotion. Doing a decent job is left to the quiet CEOs who just get on with running their companies, and are thus never in the news.

  33. CIO's have a short lifespan at a company by winkydink · · Score: 2, Informative

    18 months on average. Gotta grab all you can while you can, I guess.

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    1. Re:CIO's have a short lifespan at a company by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      18 months on average. Gotta grab all you can while you can, I guess.

      I've known some very good CIOs, they obviously pin down the upper end of the bell curve. Some of those toward the middle are mostly there as a stepping stone to their next stint. Rather a Peter Principle through stepping stones. Eventually they catch up to their level of incompetence and zoom right on past it to the place they actually can get away with as little as possible.

      How about those who come in, implement large changes and in the midst of which you notice a copy of their resume at the FAX machine with a coversheet to where they plan to get to as soon as they declare "Mission Accomplished." The rationale is, they don't want to be around when it goes tits up. That's the next guys look out.

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  34. libertarianists by wall0159 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I think this is a good illustration of the free market operating to transfer money and power from the many to the few. I believe in renumeration comensurate with performance, but to argue that a CEO is 1000x (number pulled from ass) more valuable to a company than it's employees on the ground is just ludicrous. The management skills required to run companies are not as rare as the salaries of these people would indicate - especially when one considers the pathetic (and oftentimes illegal) way in which these companies are commonly run.

    Thus we have an example of the wealth of the many being transfered to the few (in a manner not based on merit, but rather, groupthink), and why a _totally_ free market is a terrible thing, and not in the interests of the majority.

    1. Re:libertarianists by Kreigaffe · · Score: 1

      Let's say average trench-working yearly earnings are about 50k. Easy number to play with. And CEO would be 7.5 mill. Easy number again.

      That CEO is 'worth' 150 such employees to the company.

      Of course that 7.5 mill I would wager is simply salary -- not fringe benefits, not payed trips to vacation spots to speak with some obscure CEO of some company in a completely different field that ends with nothing but a tan, no stock options.

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    2. Re:libertarianists by Kaneda2112 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      What's interesting is that this gap is widening between CEO and worker, especially in the USA-

      http://www.worldwatch.org/node/4289

      http://www.finfacts.com/irelandbusinessnews/publis h/article_10002825.shtml

      To quote the above article -

      "Nobody beats the U.S. when it comes to the difference in pay between CEOs and the average worker. In 2000, on average, CEOs at 365 of the largest publicly traded U.S. companies earned $13.1 million, or 531 times what the typical hourly employee took home. The corresponding ratio in 1980 was only 42, and in 1990 it was 85."

      The norm seems to be for CEOs to help themselves, while they downsize away -

      http://www.educationforjustice.org/index.fpl/1200/ article/4995.html

    3. Re:libertarianists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they're paid that much, they must earn it. You all could do it too if you weren't so lazy.

    4. Re:libertarianists by lbrandy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ...but to argue that a CEO is 1000x (number pulled from ass) more valuable to a company than it's employees on the ground is just ludicrous.

      Is it really? How do you quantify value? How do you choose it? Is it equally ludicrous that we have "argued" (which is a strange verb to use for a free market) that a set amount of protons, neutrons, and electrons, conviently in the form of an ounce of gold is equal to about 650$, whereas roughly the same number of protons, neutrons, and electrons in the form of an ounce of oil is worth about two cents.

      If I may argue against both you and the entire slashdot groupthink for a moment... does it occur to anyone that the reason shitty CEOs fail and their companies crash and burn is because they suck at their job... and therefore it's just the free market doing what the free market does (please spare me the "THINK OF THE WORKERS THEY SCREWED!"). Somewhere, some other CEO who is running his company smarter, is making alot more money for his company and himself, and making alot more jobs then that CEO just lost. Maybe that CEO pays himself less because he is smart. Maybe he doesn't. Maybe it doesn't matter (ie 5 million in a billion dollar company). Maybe this is all a bunch of envious garbage based on bad economics and a feeling of self-righteousness. Everyone likes to think of CEOs being greedy douchebags who screw everyone and get rich.. why.. because we all need our boogeymen. That's just simple people groping for answers. The real reason CEOs make alot of money is because someone is willing to pay them to do it. If they were completely useless, companies could save X million a year by not paying them, and someone would have figured it out by now.

      Did it ever occur to anyone that, on average, CEOs create jobs, grow companies, and increase wealth of themselves and others? Evil sons of bitches.

    5. Re:libertarianists by imthesponge · · Score: 1

      Market forces dictate how much CEOs are paid, but that doesn't mean that they're actually worth that much. Certainly executives should be paid more but they shouldn't be given a blank check.

    6. Re:libertarianists by philipgar · · Score: 1, Insightful

      First, the study showing the discrepancy in wages has one major flaw in it. In 2000 the percent of people working in manufacturing jobs was a fairly small proportion of the US workforce. A much smaller percentage of the workforce than it was in 1990, smaller than 1980 etc. If you looked at that statistic in 1960 it may have been a fair measurement, but today? How many people do you know who still work in manufacturing? The few left are getting laid off. Fact of the matter is we're producing far more goods than we were even ten years ago, and we require far fewer people to make those goods. The modern economy has shifted and the average american works in higher paying service industry jobs.

      Additionally, one argument about the growing discrepancy that's amusing is comparing incomes of the highest and the lowest % of people. In fact it could even be argued that having a large percentage of people earning very little is a good thing!!! How? Well consider a middle class worker 50 60 years ago. They generally worked till close to the end of their life. Many middle class workers today don't! There are more important things to them then money, and so they chose to live off their savings instead.

      The rich are getting richer and the poor are getting poorer arguments also fail when you go beyond raw statistics and look at the people. First of all the upper 1% are getting richer faster than the poorest 1% etc. This is true, but is it bad? If the rich gain 20% and the poor gain 5% is it bad? What if the alternative is the rich gaining 5% and the poor gaining 2%? Or, if we want to be communistic we could have the rich lose 10% and the poor stagnate (although in reality many communist countries ended up slaughtering too many people for those statistics to be meaningful). Examining the people involved in these studys, it's interesting to see what percentage of the people in the bottom 10% 10 years ago are still in the bottom 10%? Same with the upper 1% or 10% or whatever. I know from observation most people tend to make more money as they get older, hence they tend to climb up to the higher income brackets.

      All these statistics add up and show that maybe there really isn't a problem. The problem is the people in the bottom 10% that are still there 10 years later. Most of those people tend to be a result of government programs. It's fair to say that far more people have been kept in poverty by the governments policies (drug war, affirmative action, etc) than have been helped by government programs (the only exception to the rule that I can think of is the military, as it generally offers the disadvantaged an oppurtunity to earn skills and discipline if they don't get blown up in the process).

      Phil

    7. Re:libertarianists by Kaneda2112 · · Score: 1
      You noted that: "In 2000 the percent of people working in manufacturing jobs was a fairly small proportion of the US workforce." While that may be true (not sure that it is - where do they work now, Walmart?), I know from living in Southern Ontario (Canada) that manufacturing and related work makes up a quite a large proportion of the workforce.

      I find it interesting that you seem to accept this ever widenning gap. To quote "Hard Work:Remaking the American Labor Movement":

      "Wealth represents an even more significant form of inequality than annual income, and in the United States, the richest 5 percent of the population owns 59 percent of the wealth, more than the remaining 95 percent combined. Today there is greater wealth concentration in the United States than in any other advanced democratic country. It is worth noting that this has only become the case over the last twenty-five or thirty years. Until the early 1970s, the United States had lower wealth inequality than most European nations. However one cuts this cake, the level of inequality in the United States is extraordinary and growing dramatically, but equally remarkable is that most Americans appear to be completely accommodated to it."

      Personally, I think that sticking your head in the sand and saying that: "All these statistics add up and show that maybe there really isn't a problem." I don't think the US model is all that it's cracked up to be - the average standard of living for workers and their families has improved in Europe, that doesn't seem to be true for the US worker. To again quote from the above publication:

      "Despite the recent troubles of the U.S. economy, the conviction that U.S.-style neoliberalism remains the best economic model, both here and abroad, goes virtually unquestioned. We are told repeatedly that America's current economic and social woes will be solved by more of the same policies that purportedly generated the boom in the first place: more deregulation, further privatization, and greater tax cuts (especially for the wealthiest Americans).

      We contend that perceptions of U.S. superiority, even during the boom years, have been largely an optical illusion, and that the American model is not all that it is cracked up to be. In fact, the "new economy" is not very different from the old and U.S. job creation has not been particularly noteworthy or distinct from that in many European countries.

      What is truly distinctive about the United States when compared to Western Europe is a lack of social provisions-such as national health insurance, universal child care, and paid parental leave-as well as scandalously high levels of poverty and inequality. In fact, most working-class Europeans have a better standard of living than most working-class Americans.

      European families are often better off than their American counterparts in large part because a historical weakness and a narrowness of vision have prevented American labor from effectively challenging the power of U.S. capital within the American political and economic system. This weakness undergirds the emergence of neoliberalism as the dominant political discourse today in the United States and allows U.S. capital to attempt to impose the American model on the rest of the world."

      Anyway, this is an interesting topic - we'll see what the future holds.

    8. Re:libertarianists by epiphani · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Did it ever occur to anyone that, on average, CEOs create jobs, grow companies, and increase wealth of themselves and others? Evil sons of bitches.

      And?... cause I do all these items as well. The difference between a good manager and a crappy manager is a big one, and it applies all the way up the chain of command in a company, but CEO's dont magically create jobs or grow companies. There is no excuse to pay someone over a million dollars in SALARY. In fact, I would think anything more than a half mil would be excessive. -I- create jobs and grow the company. The ideas and descions that come down from the CEO's I've worked with/for have yet to ever strike me as anything other than common sense.

      Now, I'm not saying I could be an effective CEO, because I simply dont have the management skills. In my opinion, 98% of what makes a CEO good is their management skill. But! Management skill doth not a multimillion dollar salary entitle.

      That CEO does an extrodinary job, give em a bonus. Say, 20% of their salary and a nice 10% raise. That would be the best anyone else could ever hope for. I'd be happier than a pig in shit if someone gave me a $100,000 bonus on top of my half million dollar salary.

      Paying seven million dollars PER YEAR for a CEO is downright stupid. At that point, as another poster said, you are really just supporting the "ruling class" mentality. Here comes the marxist in me, but nobody has any realistic use for accumulating that much wealth.

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    9. Re:libertarianists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe in renumeration comensurate with performance, but to argue that a CEO is 1000x (number pulled from ass) more valuable to a company than it's employees on the ground is just ludicrous.

      What difference does the CEO's salary make to you? Even if his pay was reduced to 50K, you know where the freed up money would go, right? Back to the shareholders, since any money not paid in salary or costs belongs to the shareholders.

      Now, if you're an investor, you have a reason to be pissed...not at the free market, but at your board of directors! After all, they control CEO pay. Statistically speaking, the best companies hire their CEO from within the company. So, can't your board of directors just promote one of the employees to CEO, and pay him a salary far less than a million bucks? If your board of directors refuses to do this, and instead throws millions away by paying a CEO hired from the outside a huge salary, why not take your investment money else-where?

    10. Re:libertarianists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably explains the double digit unemployment in most of europe as well.

    11. Re:libertarianists by Yad · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The reason they pay the CEO so much isn't to motivate him. It is to motivate the other top management (VPs) who want to have that job someday.

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    12. Re:libertarianists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.ibeurope.com/Factfile/78unemp.htm

      While high, it is not that bad.

    13. Re:libertarianists by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      If I may argue against both you and the entire slashdot groupthink for a moment... does it occur to anyone that the reason shitty CEOs fail and their companies crash and burn is because they suck at their job... and therefore it's just the free market doing what the free market does (please spare me the "THINK OF THE WORKERS THEY SCREWED!").

      Yeah, spare us the human costs of the free market.
      Remind us again what markets and money are good for? You know, what the end goal of the whole shebang is supposed to be?

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    14. Re:libertarianists by Kreigaffe · · Score: 1

      On that note..

      My father started working at a company in 1985 for the very nice rate of $15 / hour. Awesome pay back in the mid 80's for a new hire (he was a truck driver).

      When the company shut its doors in 1999 (which incidentally, broke all sorts of laws and the contract they ahd with the union. The only people that made out well were.. shock, the 3 CEO's, who had huge severance packages. Most of the workers heard that the company shut down via the local news) -- he was only making about $17 / hour.

      $17 an hour for a trucking job these days is good money for a new hire.

      $15 in 1985 money is about $26 in 2005 money.

      It's essentially like this the nation across, through just about any industry you might want to check out.

      The minimum wage was set at $5.15 in 1997. The buying power of a minimum wage employee is at the lowest it's been in 51 years (maybe more, not positive).

      Median 4-person family income HAS been, iirc, keeping ahead of inflation... however, I'd say it's a safe bet that more and more 4-person families have both adults working than in past years. It's said all over that it's more and more common for one, and from my own observations I can say it is.. though I have no real numbers to back that up.

      Now that I'm sufficiently pissed off I'm going to go get some beer and play some goddamned video games. Beats bread and circuses. And thankfully since I have to work so much just to pay for food, rent, and a means of transportation, I won't really have time to think about this too much more -- golly gosh that could lead to an angry and dissatisfied proletariat!

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  35. One word ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Darl

  36. um, what assumptions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "these guys saleries and buyout packages mean they'll never have to work again. "

    In true slashdot "absolutism", you *assume* those contracts can't be contested, let alone reworked.

    1. Re:um, what assumptions? by MadAhab · · Score: 1

      They almost never are.

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  37. Circle-jerkonomics? by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

    A simple way to slow down inflation of CEO compensation would be to limit them to serving on one board of directors at a time. The norm today is for CEOs to be on the board of multiple companies. So there's a great motivation and ability to use their power to maintain or raise CEO compensation in general and consequently their own specifically.

  38. Easy money by amightywind · · Score: 2, Insightful

    One of the worst aspects of the governance of publicly held American companies is excessive, non-competative compansation of corporate officers. It grew to an extreme in the dot com bust of 2000. Many elements of corporate governance since been improved. For example with Sarbanes-Oxley it is more difficult to manipulate earnings. But the process by which corporate directors are elected and CXO's are paid lacks transparency. Conflicts of interest and cronyism abound. Small shareholders have little real recourse. For corporations that seek efficiency for maximum rate of return for shareholders, curbing excessive compensation is easy money.

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  39. Re:Celebrity executives are not the best executive by gordo3000 · · Score: 1

    In defense of Enron, before the debacle of the late 90's, they were a rock solid company. They pioneered new strategies in the energy market. I think Ken Lay was really a genius. similarly, I've heard Hitler might be the greatest orator of the last century. Being good at something != being moral.

    Granted, I've never heard much about the genius of the management team at the other companies. But I do step to the defense of Enron when it was a legitimate business. And oddly enough, Ken Lay supposedly had a lot to do with Enron's strategic direction back then.

  40. This is prefectly acceptable by m00j · · Score: 2, Funny

    "...did you just say that the company isn't loosing money fast enough?" ...
    "Dilbert, will you stop embarrassing yourself, if you read Dogbert's book you would know that a fast growing company always looses money while it's expanding"
    "were not a fast growing company!"
    "and we never will be if we don't loose more money!"

    1. Re:This is prefectly acceptable by ScaryFroMan · · Score: 1

      My god... it's full of typos...

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  41. No surprise to me. by Thaidog · · Score: 1

    Is this even news? Palmisano has no idea what he's doing. He's sold half the company, the stock keeps getting worse and worse. Now the regular employees have no benefits and the only people being hired are contractors. Yet he's doing just fine. Why do people put up with this sh1t?

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    1. Re:No surprise to me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thaidog - Don't forget that the regular employees that do have benefits shouldn't expect a raise...EVER!

      IBM = Indians, Brazillians and Managers

    2. Re:No surprise to me. by Thaidog · · Score: 1

      You don't have to tell me that... I got one raise the entire 5 years I was there. Thank God that year my manager was a personal friend! If I see Palmisano he'd better be wearing a cup. I'm not afraid to bend him over like his Mother should have.

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  42. what ever happened to passion? by mcmonkey · · Score: 1
    Oh, that's right, the guys who said it was important to find people working for passion rather than the paycheck meant your paycheck.

    You can have all the passion you want as long as it doesn't hurt the CEO's stock options.

  43. Study PDF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For anyone wanting more details, DolmatConnell's website has a link to their study (PDF): http://www.dolmatconnell.com/resources/2006DCPTech 100Study.pdf

  44. bah by revlayle · · Score: 1

    These companies need to forget it, they are never gonna be Commodore... OK? ;)

  45. Neither. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
    IN A NUTSHELLT:

    The way folks become CEOs is to work their way up the corp food chain. Unfortunately, what makes a good middle manager, technician, etc.. (attention to detail, knowing how to do the job, nuts and bolts type of stuff) makes a really shitty CEO. A CEO has to be a big picture type of guy - like Steve Jobs. Here's the catch-22, to become CEO, at least for your typical publicly traded corp, you have to work your way up the food chain. To do that, you have to be a great nuts and bolts guy to become a shitty big picture guy.

    So what's a big picture guy supposed to do?

    Become an entrepreneur - Steve Jobs, Mark Cuban, Hewlett and Packard, etcc...

    OR, get into a program like the one that IBM used to/still does have. They called the big picture guys "Wild Ducks", IIRC and they would work with them and try to groom them for something bigger. Of course, there's only so many CEO jobs out there. Which leads most of us to option #1.

    Which means, someone like me, who hates the details, is usually considered a fuck up by the corporate world and techies and, well, everyone else. Hence the few years of my unemployment.

    Yeah, try getting funding for a startup if you don't have a track record and/or you didn't graduate from Stanford, MIT, Harvard, Yale, you get my drift.

  46. Entitlement society by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Well, I should RTFA -- this is a snap comment based on the summary.

    It reminds me of my occasional impression that at least portions of (U.S., at least) society are becoming an "entitlement" society. If you have the right background, you're effectively entitled to certain compensation. Fancy degree, prior "experience" in the right kinds of roles.

    Back in olden days, it might have been a formal family title. But with the increasingly disparate prices of various "classes" of education, the elimination of the so-called "death tax", and the like, family assets are certainly an element of the equation.

    Ivy League degree. Connections to secure "fast track" positions. Moving on before the damage catches up.

    Actually, many who might fit this description may well be competent. But I also see signs of the scenario I describe. Reminds me of a previous job, and the rotating executives at the company who seemed to be staying in position just long enough to gain a step onto the next rung of whatever ladder.

  47. Anti-business bias by IntelliTubbie · · Score: 4, Interesting

    You're absolutely correct that the article summary is somewhat statistically (and economically) illiterate. Instead of "Worst Tech CEOs Earn the Most Money," why not "Struggling Companies Pay CEOs Top Dollar to Turn Things Around"?

    So there are a couple of valid interpretations of this data, and the article (wisely, probably) makes no attempt to jump from correltation to causation. Too bad so many people -- even slashdotters -- have such a hard time resisting the instinct to see the two as being the same.

    Unfortunately, I don't think this is a coincidence. There's no way Slashdotters would have so grossly misinterpreted a study correlating, say, video games and violence -- because the party line around here is that video games are a Good Thing. A lot of geeks, however, have complete disdain for the "suits" and "pointy haired bosses" in management. "Why do the 'clueless' managers make so much money, when I'm obviously so much smarter? Why do I have less job security when I'm the one working 100 hour weeks, fueled by Mountain Dew and fear of downsizing?" It's true that there are bad managers out there, but much of this attitude is just scapegoating for one's own job dissatisfaction ... like people who complain that "The Man" is keeping them down.

    It also shows a profound misunderstanding of business. To the disgruntled coder, it may seem like the business world is stupid and arbitrary -- where people make more money the "dumber" they are -- because they don't understand it. But really, it's little different than if the CEO said: "I don't understand your C++ code; it just looks like a bunch of random characters you threw together. Therefore, it's stupid." Like it or not, there is such a thing as skill in business -- and oftentimes, it's rarer and less replaceable than technical skill. Just take a look at the career of Steve Wozniak, with and without Steve Jobs. Now look at the career of Steve Jobs, with and without Steve Wozniak.

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    1. Re:Anti-business bias by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Why do the 'clueless' managers make so much money, when I'm obviously so much smarter? Why do I have less job security when I'm the one working 100 hour weeks, fueled by Mountain Dew and fear of downsizing?"

      These are legitimate questions, and you sneer at the people asking them without providing any real answer.

      But really, it's little different than if the CEO said: "I don't understand your C++ code; it just looks like a bunch of random characters you threw together. Therefore, it's stupid."

      Whether the person looking at the code understands it or not, it produces a result that everyone understands: a working program. Business jargon produces ... more business jargon.

      Like it or not, there is such a thing as skill in business -- and oftentimes, it's rarer and less replaceable than technical skill.

      Agreed. However, there is a notable lack of evidence that such skill has any positive association with the enormous compensation packages and golden parachutes that characterize the "C*O" level of major corporations.

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    2. Re:Anti-business bias by Dionysus · · Score: 1

      You're absolutely correct that the article summary is somewhat statistically (and economically) illiterate. Instead of "Worst Tech CEOs Earn the Most Money," why not "Struggling Companies Pay CEOs Top Dollar to Turn Things Around"?

      IBM aren't struggling, are they? I though Lou Gerstner had already turned the company around.

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    3. Re:Anti-business bias by dbIII · · Score: 1
      It also shows a profound misunderstanding of business. To the disgruntled coder, it may seem like the business world is stupid and arbitrary
      It's not just that - it is also the criminal activity you see in some big organisations where the boss is shuffling all the money to his friends and family and firing anyone that pays attention. Thankfully some of these people even end up in jail, but I've seen three that were just paid off by the board to get them out of there before they did more damage - which may well be a chunk of that extra money given to the bad managers. I'm now in a small enough organisation that this sort of thing gets noticed so it is probably beyond the reach of barbarian management.
    4. Re:Anti-business bias by 1iar_parad0x · · Score: 1

      Frankly, it takes a both technical know how and good business sense to run a company. Steve Jobs had a fortune and a good reputation (of sorts) to leverage when he left Apple. I'm not even sure Wozniak was really looking for more money. Frankly, most of the 'geeks' I know (even the one's in suits) are pretty happy with less. If I had the money, I'd be happy to devote my life to research. Most good managers thrive on managing. Incidentally, I do agree that a good manager is worth his weight in gold. The problem is that I think we've all seen too many bad managers. When a company isn't making any money and isn't taking the steps towards turning things around, the buck really needs to start at the top. As a software engineer my domain of influence is pretty limited. However a manager can invoke real organizational change.

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    5. Re:Anti-business bias by mgblst · · Score: 1

      I agree with all that you say, you make some great points. A lot of the bias comes from sour grapes. But, management in some companies is the last bastian of the old boys club. Sure management is hard, but when you have seen millions waisted on clearly incompetent decisions, you become a little disillusioned. When you see people who have only ever sent email before, and that was a challenge, making technical decisions because they don't want to lose face, you begin to disbelieve. This is the other side.

    6. Re:Anti-business bias by unitron · · Score: 1
      "Just take a look at the career of Steve Wozniak, with and without Steve Jobs. Now look at the career of Steve Jobs, with and without Steve Wozniak."

      I'd kinda like to see what career, if any, Steve Jobs would have had if there had never been a Steve Wozniak.

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    7. Re:Anti-business bias by ArmyOfFun · · Score: 1
      Why do the 'clueless' managers make so much money, when I'm obviously so much smarter?
      Maybe some look at it that way. The way I look at it is "Why do the managers make so much money, when their work isn't any more (or less) difficult than my own?" If the head of the company I work at is the guy who started it by sinking himself into debt, then I can understand why he's getting paid so much more than me. The risk is/was all his, so it's up to him to divy up any spoils how he sees fit. That's fair. What isn't fair is paying someone more solely because they're better at managing people than they are at other forms of mental work. My manager(s) share no more risk than I do. If one of us does a bad job, all we'll lose is our job.

      Now, I won't argue that my understanding of business is more than rudimentary. So, when I see that in 2005, CEOs made 262 times what the average worker made I can't help but to feel puzzled. I'd really like to know from someone with a firm understanding in business what the average CEO does that earns them 262 times what the average worker bee does. What are CEOs doing now that is more than 20 times better than they were in 1965 when they were only earning 24 times what the average worker does? As far as I can tell, all they're doing better is taking other people's money.

      Like it or not, there is such a thing as skill in business -- and oftentimes, it's rarer and less replaceable than technical skill.
      I don't believe that business skills are any more rare than any random technical skill set, and I believe either can be learned by a smart enough person.

      As far as Jobs and Wozniak are concerned, all I can see is that neither had much high profile success outside of Apple. The exceptions being Jobs' success with Pixar and Wozniak's success at Atari.
  48. Darl McBride by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So what you're saying is that Darl McBride has a salary of infinity?

  49. More Than Meets Their Eye by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    The "direct compensation only" analysis is useless. Smarter execs will take less cash out of operations they're spending to improve company profit. And take more in equity or even perks that the corporation has to deliver anyway as part of its core business. Like free rent at a hotel chain.

    Ignoring the complete package is just another way for business analysts to look like they've got "unique vision" when finding a counterintuitive economic, especially at tech companies that few people believe they can understand, anyway.

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  50. They should earn more by goombah99 · · Score: 1

    If a CEO can persuade investors to accept lower returns the CEO is doing his job and shoul dbe paid more. Or to put it another way, the investors must be persuaded the companies future value will be higher if they are willing to invest in a low return comapny. Thus they must have confidence in the CEO. This happens a lot in companies with high P/E ratios. Look at steve Jobs.

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  51. Compensation should be on the proxy by Animats · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The total compensation (including fringe benefits) for each of the top five employees of a publicly held company has to be reported to the SEC.

    The shareholders should set that amount. You put a number on the proxy, and the share-weighted median of those values is the limit on total compensation for the top five. Management should be allowed to suggest an amount on the proxy, but that shouldn't be the default for unreturned votes.

    Now that would make management more responsive.

    For mutual funds and retirement plans, the right to set that value has to pass through to the beneficial owners. For a mutual fund, you'd specify a number on the fund's proxy, and the fund's managers would be allowed to specify the compensation limit for each company, but those choices would have to add up in some weighted way to the median of the value set by the real owners, the fundholders.

  52. History of Humanity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    folks, greed is the consistent, underlying theme throughout humanity. is it shocking that those in power make a power / money grab?

    people, that's not news... that's olds... that has been going on since mankind first displayed an ego.

    i'd argue that it would be shocking news if ceos gave one years bonuses to to the people who support him / her and make their position possible... out of gratitude.

    *SHOCKING*, i tell you.

    tell me, how many slashdotters have worked for a company where the executives kicked down a significant portion of their compensation out of appreciation for their employees? just once. i'm not even talking every other year or every year. just once.

  53. Well, MY tech company.... by bondjamesbond · · Score: 1

    My tech company just got rid of the highly paid dickhead of a CEO, and the guy who founded the company is back at the reins. The damage is massive, and will take us some time to recover, but we all think that happy days are here again.

    1. Re:Well, MY tech company.... by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      When smart people make bad decisions, they seem to make *monumentally* bad decisions sometimes.

      I'll bet your company's founder cannot even explain what went wrong himself.

      Something similar happened with my company, but it was more like the founder(s) burned out, exhausted. The company made them rich (and even somewhat famous), but it was also destroying their lives. I don't claim to understand exactly what they *did*, but whatever it was, they did it passionately, and to the point of personal sacrifices that nobody should ever have to do for a job -- even for a multi-million dollar executive job.

      They did the wise thing and sold out. But everything changed, of course.

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  54. What a stupid study by tknn · · Score: 1

    Correlation/causation yet again. Perhaps failing companies have to pay more to get CEOs to try turnarounds than healthy ones? And just maybe those companies are so crappy, that they can't be turned around?

    1. Re:What a stupid study by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No one said paying more money to CEOs lowered their quality. RTFA.

  55. Hire me! I can save you $5,000,000 by Ogemaniac · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Figuring that leaves me with $3 million to work with...that should get me two university professors, two hot-shot MBA grads, two accountants, two lawyers, two scientists/engineers in the relevant business, a doctor just for balance, four secretaries - and a cool half million for me.

    I am sure that together we can make just as good of decisions as your precious CEO.

    Actually, I think the problem here is the Lake Wobegon Effect - no company is will to admit that it would dare hire a below average CEO. Therefore, of course theirs deserves pay greater than the average...

  56. Re:Or the CEO's are the Founders by Black-Man · · Score: 1

    That is often the case with tech startups. The founders are the CEO's and if the company becomes successful, moves on to Chairman and relegates the day-to-day basis to a hired gun - or more likely a closely held associate.

  57. Wrong subject - should be Old Boy's Network by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 2, Informative
    You have described the Old Boy's Network, not an Entitlement Society.

    In the Old Boys Network, sure, a lot is who you know, but you still have to go through the motions and jump through the hoops.

    Let's see, that's four cliches in once sentence!

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  58. Chicken or the Egg? by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1
    Do bad companies overpay CEO's, or do Overpaid CEO's make companies go bad?

    No, I didn't RTFA, but I was just wondering if floundering companies made bad deals trying to fix their troubles.

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  59. I had a very smart engineer by xkr · · Score: 1

    ... working for me absolutely who insisted that the great performance of the highest-paid football players was due to their salaries.

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  60. The Google guys only get a dollar each. by xkr · · Score: 1

    In fact, Google is so big that those two data points might invert the entire curve ...

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  61. how to profit as a CEO by app13b0y · · Score: 1

    1. Create a multi billion dollar company really fast
    2. Add extra hype
    3. Become the worst CEO ever
    4. ???
    5. Profit!!!

    need a better Guide? think about all the stock spam in your inbox, then grow that idea by a factor of 10000

  62. Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    A CEO should be paid purely on his or her performance.


    That's bullshit -- you cannot measure the performance of a CEO at a large company.

    Is Jobs purely responsible for the success of Apple with iPod? Hell no! First you have the people that designed it, then the people who made the ad blitz, as well as the people who negotiated the production contracts, etc.

    There are so many people toiling at a large company, and this focus-on-the-CEO mantra that seems to be plaguing everyone is only fueling their rising salaries.

    Do you really think that Exxon's ex-CEO deserved a $435 retirement package? That's almost 2% of their last years profits ($27 billion, as far as I remember). With all the compensation these people get there is no need to give them a retirement package.
    1. Re:Bullshit by GaryPatterson · · Score: 1

      My point was that CEOs should live and die by the success of the company, not that they should get more money.

      Are they purely responsible for the company's success? Of course not. No single person is, but they set the direction and make the big decisions. They have a larger impact that any other single worker.

      Let's flip this around. Is the current system working well? I think it's failing - CEOs and high executives are getting rewarded handsomely when the company is going down the tubes. They should be more tied to the success and failure of their company.

      So what's the answer? My suggestion is one possibility. Let's hear yours.

      By the way - I disagree with using Enron as an example. The problem is that CEO allegedly cooked the numbers with the collusion of other senior executives, not how much he should have been paid. Under my suggestion, and with a solid, transparent accounting system, the CEO of Enron would have got no bonus that year, and would probably have worked for a lot less than many staff.

      (And since the topic is "Worst CEOs Earn the Most Money", I think the whole point *is* to focus on the CEO here. If your going to criticise my comments, at least let them be on-topic!)

    2. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First of all, I don't think I was off-topic.

      Secondly, you brought Steve Jobs as an example for how it "should be". The guy doesn't get any cash, but he gets gifts; I doubt that either one of us knows why he opted for "gifts", but I'll bet that he went for this option because it is in his benefits when it comes to taxes (15% on shares held more than a year, or the ~40% he'll be paying on cash salary).

      I'll tell you what I think needs to be done: it should be mandated by law that shareholders will be able to nominate board memebers, and require more than 1 vote to retain current board memebers. There's not much point of calling it a public company if the supposed owners cannot make any changes in the company.

      To reiterate: the current system isn't working well since the "owners" have no control. Superstar CEOs that opt for no salary should be scrutinized even more, as the company is probably is paying for anything from their Jet to their socks.

  63. Agents, Lawyers and Contracts by grumling · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Here's how to get paid like a CEO: 1) Get yourself an agent. 2) Put yourself in the public by getting a few articles in a trade magazine. Better yet, get on CNBC or Marketwatch. 3) Have a lawyer and your agent negotiate your... 4) Contract. If you have professionals negotiate your salary for you, you will get more money.

    Think about your current job. If you are like most of us in the USA, you were offered a position, then they told you how much it paid, and after a few days on the job, you found out what you'd be doing. All of this was decided by a professional human resources person. Hopefully they had some idea what you are worth (doubtful), and if your skills matched up with the position (unlikely, but you're flexable). Most people really don't know how to barter in the US. Part of HR's job is to make you feel like they are doing you a favor by "giving" you a job, so you'll be happy right off the bat. And since most HR folks are shielded from the work, they have to fall back to personalities (which weigh huge), training (which is useless in most positions, white or blue), and how soon you can be available (so they can stop dealing with filling this opening).

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  64. Anti big-business bias by Infonaut · · Score: 1

    It also shows a profound misunderstanding of business.

    I disagree. I think it shows a solid understanding of business. In almost all businesses, poor performance gets you a boot in the ass and a trip to Monster.com. In the small percentage of businesses that have large numbers of employees, sometimes poor performance leads to termination, but many times it does not. I've worked in large businesses, government agencies, and small businesses. I've started and managed my own business. Large businesses, in my experience, behave essentially like government bureaucracies. Movement up the ladder is more rapid in large companies than in government bureaucracies, but in neither case do managers carry risk even remotely approaching that borne by managers in small businesses.

    There are very important business skills, but I'm not sure that excellent managers are any more rare than excellent programmers. I've seen enough managers to know that most of them are mediocre at best, because in American businesses managers are seldom given truly useful leadership training. MBA programs certainly do not train leaders. The Cult of the MBA is in my opinion one of the worst things to hit American business, because it encourages in-group behavior that leads to debacles like the Enron and WorldCom scandals. Where does the Cult of the MBA reign supreme? Why, in big business, of course. In small businesses, the sheepskin doesn't matter. Results matter.

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  65. Re:Hire me! I can save you $5,000,000 by fishbowl · · Score: 1


    >I am sure that together we can make just as good of decisions as your precious CEO.

    If you actually got to play in that park, you might just discover you are wrong.
    There's another side to understanding the business world, and you might find that it's NOT just a bunch of overpaid incompetent boobs playing it by ear.

    Are you willing to put all your assets into a trust for the company, as compensation if your plan fails? How much of your own money are you willing to invest into preferred stock in order to acquire the kind of vested interest that comes with a C-level executive position?

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  66. I'll take that bet! by Cybrex · · Score: 1

    I'll bet I can be a far worse CEO than you, and I'll do it for only twice the money!

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  67. Another problem with the study... by Trojan35 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    In addition to the whole poor-performing companies pay more to retain/hire CEOs...

    This uses the "value of stock grants", which I assume to be a Black-Scholes calculation on the estimated value of stock grants. This calculation is based on number of options, stock volatility, terms, and some other factors. Bottom-line: Black-Scholes gives higher values to stocks with higher volatility. Poor-performing companies generally have a higher volatility and thus the option grants have a higher value per option.

  68. No, there is a different reason. by clambake · · Score: 1

    These companies are all run by the same folks. The board of directorys for one company is the CEO of another. By paying the CEO 9 million, you have a "safty net" when the company fails (i.e. when the company doesn't get bought out or IPO as planned, the CEO will take his money and start a new company and employ the guy who just finished employing him).

    It's a strategy to keep the ball rolling as long as possible until one of them gets lucky.

  69. May be, by Fengpost · · Score: 3, Interesting

    just may be some of these CEO are mentally ill. Narcissist and psycopath as CEO's. http://www.fastcompany.com/magazine/96/open_boss.h tml

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  70. not a good comparison by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

    There is a problem with this study: it measures shareholder return as a percentage, but compensation as a dollar value. If a CEO grows a $10B company by 1%, he generates $100M for shareholders. If a CEO grows a $100M company by 10%, he generates only $10M for shareholders. The study implies that the second CEO deserves to be paid more, because his company had a larger percentage return. But one could certainly make a good argument that the first CEO deserves to be paid more, because he generated a larger absolute return to shareholders.

    Only if there are the same number of shareholders for the 100M company as the 10B company, which is hardly likely. If the larger company is 100 times bigger than the smaller one, there are probably 100 times as many investors as well.

    So lets say each investor at each company has $1,000,000 worth in stock. The investor in the smaller company gains $100,000 as a return but the investor in the larger company gets only $10,000. So why does the CEO deserve a raise again?

    1. Re:not a good comparison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because, if the investors paid a fixed percent (eg. 0.1%) of their gains to the CEO as a reward, the CEO of the bigger company gets more?

    2. Re:not a good comparison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would be why he GETS more. Now why did he DESERVE more?

  71. integrity correlates with skill but not salary by hansreiser · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It makes perfect sense that the best paid executives are the worst performers. The whole process of selecting people to be on the board that sets your salary is filled with conflicts of interest. Your salary as a CEO negatively correlates with your integrity. Your integrity positively correlates with your skill, and with how well those under you work for the good of the company with you as their example.

    Those of you who discount this study, look around at the real world a bit before you do it. This study makes a lot of sense. Now how to fix it, that is the problem for us as a society....

  72. The real problem is the fund manager/CEO by 1iar_parad0x · · Score: 1

    The real problem is that shareholders have very little incentive for their company to do well in the long term. If a shareholder makes their quarterly chunk of change and bails before the company goes bad, that's okay with them. Thus, CEOs are paid to be short-sighted. Ultimately these CEOs become glorified fund managers. CEOs are hardly leaders of men.

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  73. Re:Hire me! I can save you $5,000,000 by drsquare · · Score: 1
    I am sure that together we can make just as good of decisions as your precious CEO.


    So how exactly do this bunch of arrogant, ivory-tower super-egos, used to having everything their own way, none of whom have any experience actually running a company, actually agree on any decisions?
  74. Re:Hire me! I can save you $5,000,000 by Neoprofin · · Score: 1

    With endless argument and by allowing people with specialization in their various feilds some level of control in those areas. It's not really any worse of a plan than hiring one arrogant, ivory-tower super ego, used to having everything his own way, who may have no experience actually running a company, to be given complete control to be an absolutly unchecked arrogant, ivory-tower super ego, who does get everything his own way. If nothing else you can put them to work answering phones and save money on an office staff.

  75. That really gripes my wagger by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I vote down any board member at Nortel (where I have shares/used to work) who has more than four board positions. I was going to pick three, but that way there were no board members.

    They say that it is a difficuly job, but some of these people have 10 jobs at that level. How can a job they can spend a half-day a week on be difficult? And it also means that "incentifying" by shares to make them want the company do well is irrelevent: they have 9 other companies to help them out if one goes titsup.

    Recent moves from shareholders have included removing shares as incentive. The board recommended this be refused of course. It was voted down, and has reapppeared in a slightly reworded fashion. Hopefully this will continue until voted in (by accident, if nothing else).

  76. Re:Hire me! I can save you $5,000,000 by ndg123 · · Score: 1
    Are you willing to put all your assets into a trust for the company, as compensation if your plan fails? How much of your own money are you willing to invest into preferred stock in order to acquire the kind of vested interest that comes with a C-level executive position?
    No, I'm not willing to do that, but neither are most CEOs. True vested interest only tends to occur in privately owned companies where the CEO/owner geniunely will lose his house if things go badly. And when executives do invest their own money in the company, its typically because they receive the stock at a discount and stand to get better returns than other stocks when they sell at market rate.
    The idea that they are buccaneering entrepreneurs, risking it all on their performance is just laughable. They just risk doing their job badly and getting fired...before moving onto the next feed trough.
  77. This study is riddled with flaws by frogsandwich · · Score: 2, Informative

    One potential problem as ichin4 points out (http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=191520&cid=15 740518) is that the dependent variable here is percent return to shareholders. One can arguably make the case that absolute return is more important when determining compensation. Whatever one thinks, if the study were worth anything at all it would at least provide an analysis of both (perhaps arguing that one is better) to allow the readers to make some sort of informed judgements.

    Of course, the above issue may not have been an issue at all if the authors had used reasonable statistical techniques. You can read the actual study yourself at http://www.dolmatconnell.com/resources/2006DCPTech 100Study.pdf. The upshot is that this "study" isn't much more than a bunch of charts and graphs. The most sophisticated statistical measure it uses is the arithmetic mean. While I don't expect such a study to use non-linear models, fixed effects or other such techniques (though it would be nice), I would at least expect to see a simple regression (better yet a multiple regression -- the number of potential lurking variables here is enormous) and a p-value. Is there really a statistical relationship between shareholder return (however defined) and executive compensation? You can't tell from this study. The only thing this study accomplishes is getting DolmatConnell & Partners some cheap publicity, perhaps duping some (perhaps overcompensated) CEO to hire their services.

  78. You made the same mistake THREE TIMES! by Valacosa · · Score: 1

    Somehow, I think Scott Adams knows the difference between "lose" and "loose".

    Remember: when you spell incorrectly you lose respect - and I will loose my dogs upon you.

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    1. Re:You made the same mistake THREE TIMES! by m00j · · Score: 1

      Argh I can't believe I made that mistake, I even know it is wrong!

  79. Well, Duh ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's elementary. Every extra $million added to the CEO's salary takes a $million from the bottom line.

    There was a nice example 2 years ago. Grasso, the chairman of the New York Stock Exchange, paid himself a salary which (including bonuses) entirely wiped out the total profits of the preceding 3 years.

    In my opinion a CEO who pays himself more than, say, 40 times the median full-time salary in the company he/she heads should be jailed for theft. And don't give me any BS about "salaries are set by the Board". The people sitting on the boards of directors are almost entirely CEOs, recent ex-CEOs, or cronies of CEOs. They'll agree to the salary of the CEO of company X, because the CEO of company X sits on (or will soon sit on) the boards which have to agree their salaries.

  80. Re:Hire me! I can save you $5,000,000 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I believe your parent was talking about very large companies, like the top dozen or so. Enron. Microsoft. Etc.

  81. What this study really shows... by brufleth · · Score: 1

    CEOs of most tech companies are being paid too damn much. Why is a CEO making around 180 times what someone starting out makes and probably still at least a 100 times what someone with many years experience is making?

    1. Re:What this study really shows... by d3mifly · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I hate these types of 'studies'. What do they mean by returns (%, cents per share, $s)? You can always play with the numbers. One company can have a smaller % return but it represents much more money. A CEO can get a smaller percent bonus but be much more money. So these correlations are very dubios.

      Also, does the article think that the CEO of some small company should make more then the CEO of IBM just because it had a higher percent return. How about complexity and degree of difficulty of the job as a measure of pay versus just returns. How about the CEO who makes some tough decisions that will help the company long term but will have a negative effect short term. I hate articles that completely over simplify things to make some shocking point.

  82. Duh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    4 words:
    Cara Carleton Sneed Fiorina

    Enough said?

    HPOed

  83. Same with IQ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There was a show, 'Test the Nation' on the BBC a few years back where they get as many people as possible to take an IQ test and give some information about their lifestyle. They found the more someone earned, the lower their IQ tended to be.

  84. so how much did by observer7 · · Score: 0

    mcbride and extort.......er i mean earn last year from sco?

  85. Re:Hire me! I can save you $5,000,000 by zacronos · · Score: 1

    Hmm. Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

  86. Re:Celebrity executives are not the best executive by nelsonal · · Score: 1

    Rich Kinder was most of the brains behind Enron's good parts, and I think he proved it again at building a far better company after Enron let him go.

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  87. paid by risk by Albert+Sandberg · · Score: 1

    If you were a kick ass person who can do miracles with company managment, you would request a pretty high salary for the risk of losing your reputation by saving a poor company (which would be close to impossible, too).

    Sometimes being a ceo for a certain company puts you infront of the public eye too, losing your private life etc, which cannot be paid good enough I suppose...

    Then there are crappy ceo's too which fails far to often and still are too well paid, but that's nothing new is it? :)

  88. Interesting article by Rotten168 · · Score: 0

    The best way to bring CEO compensation in line would be for shareholders to dump stock in companies who have out of control CEO's. As most Americans are dumb, most shareholders are dumb and believe the BS peddled out by "rockstar" CEO's on CNBC. The problems with Corporate America are the same problem with American democracy... when the population is dumb they will choose dumb leaders and policies. The solution? Edumacate people gooder. ;)

  89. Yes they could give a damn by ndg123 · · Score: 1
    They could give a damn about resumes,
    but the point is, they *don't* give a damn. Not sure what your point is. Or mine.
  90. Super Models?! Where's your sense of finance? by Swordsmanus · · Score: 1

    Why spend money on a supermodel, or even a model, when you can buy a beautiful STD-free sex slave in Thailand and other parts of the world for around $1000 USD (costs vary by place of purchase). The only recurring cost is food! Gotta love how the slave trade is still alive in the world, and more profitable than ever.

  91. I work for a major corporation and respect my by Ogemaniac · · Score: 1

    CEO, who actually is a scientist, of all things. However, is her opinion worth 80 times that of my manager, or myself, both of whom are also PhDs? My manager is about the same age as her, understands the business well and is very smart. I hope people will say the same of me when I am mid/late-career. I could buy the argument that she should receive something like half a million - but not eight million.

  92. Godding my stupid by jdbartlett · · Score: 1

    I'm normally opposed to so-called "grammar Nazism" on /., but since your unjustified piece of flamebait breaks some of the most elementary standards of usage, you'll forgive me for not godding my stupid.

    Of course, I knew what you intended to say. Just be cautioned not to call down idiot when you are in danger or being perceived as such yourself. Or, to regurgitate the classic adage: "Don't throw stones when you live in a glass house."

    I'm curious what it is you claim to have read in the article that could have prevented my little joke. Admittedly, I didn't read the full study (linked PDF at the foot of the article), but I just glanced through it and didn't see anything along the lines of "People who make jokes about CEO salaries obviously haven't read this and obviously need to god their stupids."