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Programming Jobs Abroad For a US Citizen?

An anonymous reader writes "I am a American citizen with a masters in Computer Science from a 3rd tier college and 4 years of work experience under my belt. I would like to work somewhere abroad in Europe for a couple years before I get too settled in life but have no clue where to start. I only speak English but would love to learn a second language. What sort of opportunities are there for American citizens to work abroad? What countries offer the best opportunity to balance a challenging work environment with enough vacation to explore the rest of Europe in my free time? Any hassles I should know about?"

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  1. In Soviet Russia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    code writes you... ?

    1. Re:In Soviet Russia by veryaner · · Score: 0

      "I am a American citizen..." From wich country of America? I'm just returned from Russia, and also from Spain, for example in Spain engineers are required.. Best regards Fernando

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  2. Interestingly enough ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Many foreigners come to the United States for the reasons you have listed here.

    1. Re:Interestingly enough ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bet they usually end up sorely disappointed when they realize "to explore the rest of Europe in my free time" also involves expensive oversees flights here in the United States.

    2. Re:Interestingly enough ... by nawcom · · Score: 1

      Go ahead and mod me down, but some American citizens are unsatisfied, and want to live in a country with some real freedom/rights, and has general equality that they want. As a US citizen, I'm a little unhappy, so if I had a chance to get a job in Norway, Iceland or Sweden, I would probably go for it - expecting the environment and such to be far different then what I grew up in the United States.
      http://hdr.undp.org/en/statistics/

    3. Re:Interestingly enough ... by zarr · · Score: 1
      so if I had a chance to get a job in Norway, Iceland or Sweden, I would probably go for it

      So go for it then. There's a severe lack of qualified IT workers in Norway these days. Only speaking English is seldom a problem either.

    4. Re:Interestingly enough ... by rvw · · Score: 2, Informative

      The same applies to the Netherlands, Germany and Belgium. France, Spain and Italy are probably an option as well, but in general their English language skills are worse. That said, it is probably a better place to learn a language (becaues many people don't speak English, you have to), and French and Spanish are the more useful languages compared to Dutch or German.

    5. Re:Interestingly enough ... by Res3000 · · Score: 1

      Let me add Switzerland to your list. If you only speak English, you are not alone here.

    6. Re:Interestingly enough ... by neumayr · · Score: 1

      Wow, you're bitter.
      Experiencing another country's culture really does expand people's horizon. Sure, they don't need to be so smug about it, but c'mon, people brag about anything, and that kind of bragging is far from the worst kind.

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    7. Re:Interestingly enough ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm smells like a lib...

      Don't expect much from you people to commit much to humanity and rather whine all the time.

      I wouldn't call yourself a U.S. citizen anymore, since you seem to no longer be interested in trying to change the country but rather run away from it.

      You think the U.S. is gonna have it bad than you have got it wrong as many other countries are going to be hit even harder during these times where China and India began to introduce their populations to the world.

      A majority of the I.T. work will be incremental from now on and the free roller coaster ride of the 90's bubble dream is over. It is corporate(or Chinese communist) and cheap labor from here on out.

      You should apply in China as I hear they will be the next world super power, but as a U.S. citizen I say we will be fine as 2nd and let China use some of their tactics since everybody seems to be cheering them on.

    8. Re:Interestingly enough ... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I don't know about the OP, but I'm a "liber" (tarian) (compared to our two parties which both believe in a huge federal government), and I don't see anything wrong with "running" away from the country rather than changing it. How exactly do you propose anyone change the country? Vote? Well, one vote doesn't count much out of hundreds of millions. If he really is a "lib", he should be happy since Obama is probably going to win the election, and the Demoncrats already run Congress. So maybe he's disillusioned with both parties, which would make him not-a-liberal.

      Personally, I was a Ron Paul voter. I wanted smaller government (esp. smaller Federal government), more freedoms, less spending on useless foreign wars, etc. I thought most Americans would want the same. Boy was I wrong. I certainly can't do much about the way the country is going when most people are so easily led by the media or their own ignorance. Half the people here think McCain, following Bush's policies, really is going to improve the country somehow by continuing the Iraq War, and probably starting a new one in Iran. The other half think that Obama is somehow going to fix things when all he talks about is vague notions of "hope" and "change", but he's just going to continue the same failed Democrat policies that they've pushed for decades. No one is truly interested in change.

      Unfortunately, there really aren't any countries out there that practice libertarian thinking. Most European countries are very socialist, and many are experiencing huge problems with Muslims (gang rapes, murders, etc.) due to their lax immigration policies. The UK has a huge crime problem because they ban guns and prosecute anyone that attempts to defend themselves. It seems to me the best thing for like-minded people to do is move to one area in the US and start pushing for secession.

    9. Re:Interestingly enough ... by StrategicIrony · · Score: 1

      These days I would rank German above French, just given the general GDP of German speakers vs French speakers.

      Even if you disagree, it's hard to put them on anything but equal footing.

      Spanish, however, is up there with English and Chinese in terms of global adoption and up there with English and Japanese in terms of international business relevance.

    10. Re:Interestingly enough ... by peterski · · Score: 1

      The question is how do you actually get a job in the USA?

      I have applied for 12 jobs and only had 1 returned rejection email. Having 10 years experience as a web developer using Microsoft technology (Please no jokes about Microsoft, its a decision I made and I'm sticking to it!) you would think I would be a pretty good candidate.

      Is the US filtering internet traffic like China, and rejecting my applications? Or am I'm I doing something totally wrong?

      I am writing in my applications that I'm an Australian, could that be the problem? Do Americans hate us Aussies? Basically all I wanna do is explore the beautiful country of America whilst working on the side for a couple of years.

      Any comments or recommendations would be greatly appreciated.

    11. Re:Interestingly enough ... by raju1kabir · · Score: 1

      Spanish, however, is up there with English and Chinese in terms of global adoption and up there with English and Japanese in terms of international business relevance.

      Nothing, and especially not Japanese, is "up there with English" in terms of "international business relevance".

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    12. Re:Interestingly enough ... by raju1kabir · · Score: 1

      A couple suggestions:

      1. Make sure that you are submitting an American-style résumé and not an Australian-looking CV.

      2. Get someone to translate your academic qualifications into American-speak.

      At the end of the day, though, it sounds like you are offering commodity skills (MS-whatever certification) which puts you at a disadvantage. You are foreign, so they'll have to go through the time and trouble of getting you a visa. But you're Australian, which means they'll have to pay you a lot. That's not the most appealing prospect, when they can get 3 Indian guys with the same commodity skillset for the same price. Come up with some special skills (maybe you already have them but haven't mentioned them in the post I'm replying to) and you'll have a much easier time convincing employers that you're worth hiring.

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    13. Re:Interestingly enough ... by 2short · · Score: 1

      "Unfortunately, there really aren't any countries out there that practice libertarian thinking."

      Just about every political order under the sun has been tried somewhere at some point. Some have produced societies stable enough to still be around today, some haven't.

      What does socialism have to do with immigration policies? How do you figure a "huge crime problem" in a country with a lower crime rate than most?

    14. Re:Interestingly enough ... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      How do you figure a "huge crime problem" in a country with a lower crime rate than most?

      The UK? Low crime? You're kidding, right?

      Here's an article that goes into some depth on the issue, with plenty of references.

      And here's a BBC article about it, with CBS news arguing with Britain's home office. Interesting how, when presented with data, the UK fires back with nonsense about crimes involving firearms. Does anyone really think people would prefer being murdered with a knife or bludgeon rather than a gun? Personally, I'd rather not be murdered at all; if I'm dead, I'm not going to be too worried about the weapon used.

      What does socialism have to do with immigration policies?

      Technically, socialism as a system of government has nothing at all to do with immigration policies, just as capitalism and totalitarianism are theoretically orthogonal. However, for some reason, the highly socialist countries of Europe also have extremely permissive immigration policies, which is leading to huge problems with immigrants from certain parts of the world who refuse to assimilate.

    15. Re:Interestingly enough ... by 2short · · Score: 1

      Gee, rather than random article on some blog with an agenda, I went straight to some basic stats. From the first list I found, listing number of murders annually, per 1,000 people:

      #24 United States: 0.042802 per 1,000 ...
      #46 United Kingdom: 0.0140633 per 1,000

      "Personally, I'd rather not be murdered at all"

      You might consider moving to the UK; it should cut your chances significantly.

      http://www.nationmaster.com/graph/cri_mur_percap-crime-murders-per-capita

    16. Re:Interestingly enough ... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      There's more to crime rates than just murders. Again, read the article. The violent crime rate in the UK is five times higher than the US. London, which has a slightly smaller population than NYC, has a crime rate 7 times higher.

      The fact is, you're far more likely to be a victim of violent crime in the UK than in most places in the US. If you want to experience UK levels of crime, visit Washington DC, a city famous for its ridiculous crime rate.

    17. Re:Interestingly enough ... by 2short · · Score: 1

      You mentioned murders, so that's what I looked up.

      Let's see, the same source has

      Asaults:
      #6 US: 7.56923 per 1,000 people
      #8 UK: 7.45959 per 1,000 people

      Rapes:
      #9 US: 0.301318 per 1,000 people
      #13 UK: 0.142172 per 1,000 people

      The UK does do worse on burglaries, but you assertion about violent crime appears to be more bullshit.

      The fact is, sources with big tables of statistics and discussion of methodological issues may be boring, but I trust them more than some random blog tossing "facts" about amidst obvious editorial bias. I read over the blog you cited, but if you want me to take your numbers seriously, find them provided by some sort of boring government statistician.

      "If you want to experience UK levels of crime, visit Washington DC, a city famous for its ridiculous crime rate."

      Of course, if we wish to resort to anecdotal evidence, I'll note that I have actually lived in both London and Washington. They are not comparable.

  3. tier? by Lord+Ender · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I was not aware US colleges had some sort of official tier. Who defines these tiers? What are the criteria?

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    1. Re:tier? by debatem1 · · Score: 1

      They don't, it's unofficial.

    2. Re:tier? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Ah, no. Most professional societies rank departments according to various productivity indicators, including papers published, journal quality for those papers, PhDs/Masters granted, external funding and a few others here and there. Using these rankings, tiers are established. Law schools, med schools, CS departments, Math departments, chem, physics and on and on. And it is indeed official in the sense the it is agreed upon by the professional society of a given discipline and hence agreed upon by the folks in the profession.

    3. Re:tier? by Vellmont · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I was not aware US colleges had some sort of official tier.

      There is no tier system. The submitter hasn't figured out that outside of academia, nobody really cares where you went to school only what you can actually do.

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    4. Re:tier? by putaro · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's easy - if you've never heard of it, it's a third tier college.

    5. Re:tier? by eln · · Score: 1

      First tier is the Ivy League.

      Second tier is most public universities and "lesser" private universities.

      Third tier is National American University, ITT Tech, and DeVry.

    6. Re:tier? by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1, Insightful

      In the real world, there are two tiers of university: name-brand, and everyone else.

    7. Re:tier? by eln · · Score: 1

      I don't see any reference to "tiers" in that link. At any rate, I was joking. For future reference, unless a post of mine is indescribably brilliant, you should probably just assume it is supposed to have a winking smiley thing after it. Since nothing I write ever approaches brilliant, you can probably assume everything I write is intended as humor, even if it's painfully unfunny.

    8. Re:tier? by schon · · Score: 1

      For future reference, unless a post of mine is indescribably brilliant, you should probably just assume it is supposed to have a winking smiley thing after it.

      Maybe you should include a link to this post in your .sig, just so everyone won't have an excuse. :)

    9. Re:tier? by davolfman · · Score: 4, Funny

      Sure they do: snotty, good, small, and fake.

    10. Re:tier? by Kamokazi · · Score: 3, Informative

      US News and World report started the bullshit a long time ago. There used to be 4 of them, now they skip the second one or something. Someone else in the replies here linked the full details.

      Basically:

      If you've heard of the school (in an acedemic sense, not fucking sports), it's probably first tier.

      If you haven't heard of it, it's probably third tier (second gets skipped, wtf?).

      If you've heard of it from a TV ad or spam e-mail, it's probably fourth tier.

      There is no official clear-cut guidline other than their annual rankings. It's overhyped bullshit that it likely making US News a ton of money.

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    11. Re:tier? by antic · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Sure they do: snotty, good, small, and fake."

      Sorry, only just woke up half-way down the comments. Are we talking about breasts again?

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    12. Re:tier? by Kenz0r · · Score: 5, Insightful

      outside of academia, nobody really cares where you went to school only what you can actually do.

      If you really believe that, you are desperately naive.

      Keep in mind that we're talking about the European job market.
      If it's not Ivy League or MIT, we've never heard about it.

      When you've picked a country you want to work in, don't forget to read up on the local education standards.
      A few years back things started changing here, we've got bachelors and masters here too now, but they might be slightly different to the American model. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bologna_process
      Just so you know how your degree compares to the locals'.

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    13. Re:tier? by thealsir · · Score: 1

      Unrelated sidenote: I like the "A+ Schools for B students" list. Good way to get in if you weren't the luckiest person in your high school or just had a tough time with your GPA.

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    14. Re:tier? by crankyspice · · Score: 1

      There is no tier system. The submitter hasn't figured out that outside of academia, nobody really cares where you went to school only what you can actually do.

      Tell that to the law firms / companies with attorney positions they're seeking to fill only with "top-tier academic credentialed" individuals...

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    15. Re:tier? by PietjeJantje · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I run a small European software company..if I'd be hiring an American, I wouldn't be sure what to make of the difference between a "3rd tier" university and Harvard. It can mean anything or nothing, and anything in between. The Harvard guy could have been at Harvard because of many reasons, such as being brilliant, being rich, being connected, etc. Bush graduated at Harvard, I think. The 3rd tier guy could be average, or someone with less financial opportunity, and thus very motivated, whatever. I myself didn't do so great at university. I was a little bit too playful after cruising through high school. (Funnily that worked out great for me, as the playful directions I took turned out to be the next great thing (the Internet) and I was ahead.) Since then I have had many conversations with people with higher grades from more respectable universities, and what can you say? Nothing. The first guy could be much smarter than you, the second might be useless, etc. You have to take them one by one and look at their actual capabilities and intelligence. That said, I think in 9/10 cases there is a big difference between the Computer Science (and software engineering) educated and others, such as self-learners.

    16. Re:tier? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "outside of academia, nobody really cares where you went to school only what you can actually do."

      Right, now go job hunting with graduating from MIT under your belt and see more doors open or not.

    17. Re:tier? by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      I don't see any reference to "tiers" in that link.

      Look at the sidebar on the left on this page, as well as the listing for each school. Also note that many of the better public universities are "Tier 1," not just the ivy-league schools. Granted, it takes a little while to get to them (unless I'm mistaken, the first is UC Berkeley at #21), but they're there.

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    18. Re:tier? by NekoXP · · Score: 1

      http://colleges.usnews.rankingsandreviews.com/college/masters-west-search

      Tier Tier Tier Tier. There's a list on the left so you can select Tier 3 or 4 and only view those.

      Oh yeah, [WINKY SMILEY]

    19. Re:tier? by marafa · · Score: 1, Interesting

      what i love about "ask slashdot" is that the subject spawns lots of comments and several long discussions. but the question is seldom if ever answered

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    20. Re:tier? by butlerdi · · Score: 3, Informative

      Bush went to Yale.

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    21. Re:tier? by Larryish · · Score: 1

      "Sure they do: snotty, good, small, and fake."

      Sorry, only just woke up half-way down the comments. Are we talking about breasts again?

      "Snotty" breasts?

      On second thought, forget that I asked...

    22. Re:tier? by turgid · · Score: 5, Funny

      Remind me never to buy another one of their locks.

    23. Re:tier? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      If you really believe that, you are desperately naive.

      I've worked in systems engineering at some of the largest companies in the world. By the time I left the industry I was working in the $200,000K/year bracket. (Yes, I was making that much money doing technical systems work, not management. It's possible when you work for people who are serious enough about their infrastructure.) I worked alongside people in the same pay bracket who had never gone to college, who had dropped out, who had been to random no-name public universities, and people with degrees in completely unrelated fields. One of my most talented (and well paid) co-workers had a degree in Saxophone from a conservatory. For most serious IT jobs, the interview is just a technical test of your skills. It makes no difference to them where (or what or even if) you studied. If you can demonstrate your skills, that's what is considered in the end.

      Of course, if you want a job based on your resume or your pedigree instead of your skills, you can always try to get a government job or work for a monopoly that doesn't have to be competitive (*cough* cable TV companies *cough*) .

    24. Re:tier? by adamofgreyskull · · Score: 1

      So that was a Tier 3 post?

    25. Re:tier? by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 4, Insightful

      outside of academia, nobody really cares where you went to school only what you can actually do."

      "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read." -- G.Marx

      I've hired about 100 programmers in my career. There were a few rare gems among the self-educated, but you had to apply a bit of focus to the educated, too. The ones who brought samples of their work and were willing to enthuse over it in the interview were the ones I kept. Sometimes their code was a little off, but I found it fairly easy to get someone to change direction when they were actually covering ground. The theorists I bought a coffee and sent them politely on their way. Which school they went to was utterly irrelevant, except that I did get a larger proportion of twits from the more expensive schools (some good folk too, but the better-school twits were ferociously attitudinal)

      I'm not sure if it was Joe Spolsky or Sergy Brin who said it -- hire people who are smart and get things done. Brains plus energy, gotta have both.

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    26. Re:tier? by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 3, Insightful

      One of my most talented (and well paid) co-workers had a degree in Saxophone from a conservatory.

      Strange you should mention that. The very best programmers -- the genius coders -- I had working for me, with rare exception, had a background in classical music and played one or more instruments. I'm not sure that's causative, but there was a clear trend.

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    27. Re:tier? by rfunches · · Score: 1

      "Smart and gets things done" would be Joel Spolsky. He also wrote a book with the same title.

    28. Re:tier? by BotnetZombie · · Score: 1

      True. Let me add a bit to that. I worked in a Scandinavian company that got merged with a company located in the USA and UK. I didn't see any real difference in competence between the two offices, you perceive the difference much better within each office. If the question submitter is any good at programming and has good references to back that up, he shouldn't have any problems finding a well paid job with 4-5 weeks vacation time anywhere he wants to in western Europe at least, can't speak for south/east Europe.

    29. Re:tier? by will_die · · Score: 1

      No what they are care about is if the school accredited. If they have not heard of it they are going to pull of the list of accredit schools and check against that.

    30. Re:tier? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One of the worst and least knowledgeable programmers I have ever met came from MIT. Funny, that person was supposed to be the rising star of our company and was fired in 6 months.

    31. Re:tier? by dwater · · Score: 1

      oh come on mods! That post was funny! :D

      perhaps you have to be european?

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    32. Re:tier? by dwater · · Score: 1

      I'd never heard of Stanford until I moved to the bay area.

      Berkeley, yes - that's where Unix came from...but not Stanford.

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    33. Re:tier? by Lord+Ender · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So it is just automatically assumed universities with good research programs also teach undergrads well? I would think there is very little connection between the two.

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    34. Re:tier? by anomalous+cohort · · Score: 1

      I don't live in Europe but I have hired foreign nationals in the past. I never really developed insight into their hierarchy of Universities so I would just ask another foreign national if that had heard of it. The OP mentioned four years work experience so, to me, that would be more relevant. Actually, I have fairly specific criteria that I use when evaluating a candidate.

    35. Re:tier? by MooseMuffin · · Score: 3, Informative

      Mod parent up. The good research schools may be loaded with brilliant professors but that doesn't mean they're any good at teaching, or that they even care about teaching.

    36. Re:tier? by ComputerGeek01 · · Score: 1

      I think a second tier would be a school that is very credible but not to famous. A prime example in my mind is Caltech I only know about it because my Uncle graduated there. This kind of place is held in high regard in certain circles but generally unknown to others. What keeps Caltech from being 'third tier' to me is the $1.86 Billion dollar endowment and the amazing amount of R&D done there.

    37. Re:tier? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have to take them one by one and look at their actual capabilities and intelligence.

      You got it. I am very familiar with working from people from Harvard and from many other respected institutions. In fact, I have an employee from Harvard, and I must say that she is very, very smart.

      But "smart" alone does not describe what I want in an employee.

      Yes, I want someone who is smart. And I want someone who works hard, cares about the job, is respectful to colleagues, management, customers, and subordinates. I need someone who knows when they don't know enough.

      Yes, George Bush has degrees from Harvard and Yale. And I wouldn't be surprised if he is very smart (despite how he comes across). But being smart doesn't make him competent.

    38. Re:tier? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      does that mean Third Rate?

    39. Re:tier? by drwho · · Score: 1

      It would be an interesting survey, to see how European employers rank American universities. One of the reasons I sneaked in the back door (night school) of one of those 'big name' universities is that I want to be able to work abroad and have my degree mean something. There are a lot of good schools that just aren't well known even in the US, never mind abroad. Who in Europe has ever heard of Union College? Have they heard of RPI (Rensselaer)? Dartmouth? Harvard? Roughly in that order, of obscure to overrated, is how I view those universities.

      I am older, and self-taught. I know I can do the jobs I apply for but it is often not easy to convince employers of this when I don't have the college degree. Going back to school and getting it will open some doors for me (I hope).

       

    40. Re:tier? by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

      I agree completely, but unfortunately, there is still that assumption. FWIW, it's prevalent in places like the UK as well. I suspect the very top universities produce outstanding graduates in many subjects more because they get the cream of the crop in the intake than because of any teaching merit. It's a common problem at all levels of an education system, but perhaps most telling at university levels.

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    41. Re:tier? by JAlexoi · · Score: 1

      SUN = Stanford University Networks :)

    42. Re:tier? by dwater · · Score: 1

      Well, I know that *now*. Maybe I'd been told that before, but it wouldn't have meant anything then. It just doesn't come up much outside the US/bay area.

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    43. Re:tier? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, to be fair, Yale and Harvard.

    44. Re:tier? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, we are comparing dicks

    45. Re:tier? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I recently got an email from a Si Valley recruiter. It wasn't hard to see she had 'encoded' my school 'tier' into my index entry in her Blackberry or whatever database. I am from a 'good' 'tier' (well, she thinks so anyway); So she feels she can send my contact to startups & ventures rather than just 'routine' jobs. It seems to make some sense to me.

    46. Re:tier? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can the number of Nobel laureates working/worked/studied in a school be a more honest index to the 'tier'?. It is kinda funny Americans don't like to use the word 'class' (outside of C++) but invent synonyms for class to describe social hierarchy.

    47. Re:tier? by trb · · Score: 1

      George W. Bush got an MBA from Harvard, which is considered a first-tier business school.

    48. Re:tier? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      aspiring POLI-SCI professor? join the real world won't you? it's rough, but a lot more fun!

    49. Re:tier? by mikael · · Score: 1

      I've been to three universities so far; one of the "new" universities", a "traditional" university with a focus on theory (some of which was 10 years ahead of commercial products), and a "applied research" university with a focus on industrial partners).

      Each have their own advantages and disadvantages.

      The "new" university had the advantage of small class sizes in modern teaching rooms (overhead projectors), which meant a good staff/student ratio - because the staff didn't have any MSc's or PhD students, they were dedicated entirely to their undergrad students). Since courses were geared to local industry, the equipment was state of the art for each year. But since there were no research programs, you would have to move elsewhere to do research.

      The "traditional" university had large classes; well over 300+ students for popular subjects like C++ programming or parallel processing. There were held in huge lecture halls with wooden benches. While this meant there were a huge number of research groups to choose from, it also meant it was far harder to get help from staff as they would be busy publishig papers with their PhD students. Very often, undergraduate and masters degree students were told that they should ask each other for help before bothering a member of staff. Unfortunately, there were only a very small number of funded PhD positions.

      The "applied research" university is much the same, but there are far more funded research positions available due to the sponsorship from industry.

      I would also say that other factors which influence the types of student a university gets, include the type of local industry, the distance to the nearest shops, cafes and restaurants, quality public transportation and local accomodation.

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    50. Re:tier? by broken_chaos · · Score: 1

      Do you believe for a minute that this has anything to do with quality (other than as perceived by being a 'big name')? It's got to do with the 'prestige'.

    51. Re:tier? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (for those who might be confused)

    52. Re:tier? by INT_QRK · · Score: 1

      There is no such thing as a Tier System. It's a construct, a journalistic machination really, used by magazines, such as "U.S. News and World Report" to refer to their idea of desirability based on name recognition, tradition (a la "Ivy Legue"), and an amorphous set of criteria that exists in the minds of those who write about such things. As an employer, I can say that it's crap, and not a criteria at all in my hiring. Maybe if you're a Harvard Law graduate, the idea has some merit of you're vying for a job in a NY law firm. I'm guessing. In other fields, such as engineering and technology, a few schools, such as Purdue and MIT have relatively better reputations in the field. That helps you get maybe a better first job. After that, it's your personal CV and reputation that counts.

    53. Re:tier? by fm6 · · Score: 1

      No offense, but I'm afraid you suck as a benchmark. Unix didn't come from Berkeley, though they did play. a role in its development and popularization outside Bell Labs. And if you've never heard of Donald Knuth, you're pretty ignorant of computer science in general, never mind the best schools for teaching it.

      That's Ok, not everybody needs to know this shit. Your lack of knowledge is just not evidence, that's all.

    54. Re:tier? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First tier - five years of school debt

      second tier - ten years of school debt

      third tier - twenty years of school debt

    55. Re:tier? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Both Presidents Bush went to Yale.

    56. Re:tier? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me fix that for you:

      "As the type of employer who posts on slashdot, I can say that it's crap, and not a criteria at all in my hiring"

    57. Re:tier? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's even better is that not only is the origional question never answered, but long discussions are always on the same long topics, and all the basement dwellers answering seldom if ever have realistic opinions. Saying things like "It doesn't matter if you went to Harvard or New Jersey Community College as long as you have da skillz". yeah, sure it doesn't, you just keep telling yourself that. Meanwhile those Harvard MBA grads are eating breakfast that costs more than your monthly salary.

      Oh, but here's an answer, I moved from the US to Japan for programming work, and I sure haven't looked back. The cost of living is higher, but so is the pay, and the taxes are lower. Plus there's typically a high yearly bonus. But uhm, you should speak the language first of course.

    58. Re:tier? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two words: breastfeeding babies.

    59. Re:tier? by Eskarel · · Score: 1
      He went to both, got his undergrad from Yale and an MBA from Harvard.

      Of course at the time in addition to being from a rich family, his father was head of the CIA which isn't a bad reference to put on an application.

    60. Re:tier? by dwater · · Score: 1

      Well, there you go. Even Berkeley wasn't too famous, though at least I'd heard of it and knew it had a relationship with unix. Actually, I was more aware of AT&T's involvement with unix, since I used that version mostly, iinm - it was running on a GEC 6340 iirc. I even had (perhaps I still do) a VI manual by AT&T.

      Actually, perhaps I *had* heard of Stanford, but though it was Stamford, which is a military University in England.

      ...and, of course, my lack of knowledge *is* evidence. It might be statistically irrelevant knowledge, but it's still evidence. Of course, you can choose to just call me ignorant, but that's just my point really.

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    61. Re:tier? by Eskarel · · Score: 1
      Well I'll be blowed, apparently I have a degree from a tier 1 university.

      I also got a programming job outside the US.

      However my 2 cents isn't really all that applicable because I got my job by moving to Australia and living with my dad till I found something, and my first job wasn't even programming.

      Well that and we got rid of 2 cent coins down here years ago.

    62. Re:tier? by ps2os2 · · Score: 1

      Vellmont said (in Part): There is no tier system. The submitter hasn't figured out that outside of academia, nobody really cares where you went to school only what you can actually do.
      -end quote
      I guess I have heard differently. But of course there are different types of colleges so I guess it does make a difference.
      If you consider any state college or Private (semi) university to be equal then you would be correct they are mostly equal (unless you add in MIT then all bets are off). There are "private" colleges that exist that I would not even consider a candidate from one of these. Unless they had 10+ years experience then maybe.
      The real world knows which "schools" these are.

    63. Re:tier? by Axe4ever · · Score: 1

      U r right there mister !!! It aint matter whether ur from which school ..what ultimately matters is how one is at work .. thats all .

    64. Re:tier? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol its always those who didn't get into an ivy league school or such that spout such ridiculousness. I can vouch that it does count for something to come from a top tier school, even when you're 40. It's show your aptitude and desire started early.

    65. Re:tier? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      US News and World Reports ranks colleges by tiers.

      http://colleges.usnews.rankingsandreviews.com/college/national-search

    66. Re:tier? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, UNIX came mostly from tapes handed out (as fallout of a US Govt decision against AT&T) at the University of Illinois, at the 3rd USENIX meeting.

    67. Re:tier? by redcore · · Score: 1

      Bush graduated from Yale, but you make a great point there. The only people who really care about the prestigiousness of their university are the kids being manufactured through it, trying to get a job thereafter. I think that most employers are more interested in your portfolio and what you actually know - as well as what kind of person you are (as you said, a self-learner). I'm a self-learner myself, I cruised through high school (I wasn't at all interested in 90% of the classes) and landed my job (Database Administrator/Web Application Developer) because I was able to display what I had taught myself and showed them the applications I had made. Sure it would have helped if I went to college - but I think most of the time that helps you land an interview rather than the job. If you went to MIT but can't show that you know more than other applicants, you're *probably* not going to get the job unless the employer has a soft spot for your college (like if they went there too) and aren't too concerned with your ultimate success level in the position.

    68. Re:tier? by Lunzo · · Score: 1

      As an Australian I've only heard of Dartmouth and Harvard out of your list of universities.

    69. Re:tier? by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      He went to both, got his undergrad from Yale and an MBA from Harvard.

      Of course at the time in addition to being from a rich family, his father was head of the CIA which isn't a bad reference to put on an application.

      You have to put your parent's names, incomes and/ or professions onto your application forms?

      Err. Why?

      When I look at a potential employee's CV, I look at important things - languages spoken (native plus English as a minimum) judging from the errors in the CV (there are always some, or at least arguable bits) ; years of experience in what posts ; countries and/ or continents worked in.
      If someone even thought to waste CV space on parental occupation and other such irrelevant details, I'd count that as good reason to bin the CV straight off. What are they trying to say ? "My Daddy is rich and my Momma's good-lookin' // so you don't need to pay me to do this job // because I've got an ulterior motive for looking for employment."
      O.I.C. That's why Bush is trying to direct everyone's attention onto the terrorists - he's trying to deflect attention from something about himself. Well, that's hardly news.

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    70. Re:tier? by js_sebastian · · Score: 1

      Not all good researchers are good teachers, but beyond introductory first or second year classes, being a good researcher is a REQUIREMENT for being a good teacher.

    71. Re:tier? by mcvos · · Score: 1

      Strange you should mention that. The very best programmers -- the genius coders -- I had working for me, with rare exception, had a background in classical music and played one or more instruments. I'm not sure that's causative, but there was a clear trend.

      I read somewhere (the jargon file?) about someone who prefered to hire jazz musicians, because hack mode is comparable to mindset during jazz improvisations.

    72. Re:tier? by mcvos · · Score: 1

      I've hired about 100 programmers in my career. There were a few rare gems among the self-educated, but you had to apply a bit of focus to the educated, too. The ones who brought samples of their work and were willing to enthuse over it in the interview were the ones I kept.

      Code is vital. We always have an assessment where programmers look at and criticise a small programming assignment that prospective employees have to do. If it works, the code is readable and you handle your exceptions well, you're hired.
      It's amazing how many people fail at this, particularly considering they did make it past the first interview.

      One of the best programmers I know quit university in his second year.

      One of my co-workers didn't have any education past high school (or possibly trade-school; not sure what the correct equivalent it here). He's self-taught and knows his way around a linux server and various scripting languages, and is good at what he does, which is what we need.

      On the other hand, we also have PhDs and other people with excellent credentials. As long as they get the job done. That's what counts.

    73. Re:tier? by noundi · · Score: 1

      Sweden is ideal for working abroad. The salary is nice (the tax is high though, but lots and lots o' public service!) and people working in the IT sector all speak english. Come to think of it most people speak english over here, and those that don't are rendered outcasts. And with the passing of the new FRA law you'll feel just like home. ;)

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    74. Re:tier? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you believe salaries in Sweden are good, I'd wager you've never worked in another European country (and I say that as a Swede working in IT who has been in The Netherlands and Germany for 10+ years).

    75. Re:tier? by corrie · · Score: 1

      In the real world you need lots and lots of written references, and you can get any job.

      Provable qualifications only matter when it comes to bureacracy, such as when involving any government (issuing work permits, visas), or actually working for a government entity.

      Where you actually got such qualifications only matter in the sense that it's from an accredited university. Those places that sell you a degree because "you have equivalent industry experience" are obviously fake, and will lead to your dismissal if you even get the job.

      Beyond that, there is no difference between Cornell, Maryland, Boston Campus. A degree is a degree.

    76. Re:tier? by Eskarel · · Score: 1
      I didn't say it was a good thing, I said that when you father has the ability to have people assassinated and gets to talk to the folks that control education funding that you can go to pretty much any school you want.

      The fact that you can get into pretty much any school you want if your family is willing to donate enough money and that ivy league schools in particular are pretty much into the whole blue blood thing is entirely beside the point.

      Application in this case was meant to be an application for the university not for a job, though of course the previous statements apply here too.

    77. Re:tier? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this is a stupid, untrue and deceiving generalization

    78. Re:tier? by sirdisc · · Score: 1

      Angry much you went to the local community college. The problem with your assertion is that thats its the cv and reputation that get you the job is they tend to correlate to having gone to a good school more often than not. That's obvious.

    79. Re:tier? by rgviza · · Score: 1

      >Strange you should mention that. The very best programmers -- the genius coders -- I had working for me, with rare exception, had
      >a background in classical music and played one or more instruments. I'm not sure that's causative, but there was a clear trend

      I've played orchestral music since 4th grade and went to school for art. I am a professional software developer. My boss thinks I'm brilliant and I get stuff done, at least judging by the way they review and compensate me. Writing software started out as a hobby for me (doing assembler on C64 at age 13).

      The simple fact of the matter is I'm not especially talented at art and haven't been in a band yet that lasted very long (not for lack of trying). I love all three pursuits and decided to get a job in computers back in 1992 when I got sick of waiting tables into my third year of trying to get a job as a designer.

      After 18 years I think I've made the right move. The simple fact of the matter is you either can or can't. What you went to school for, or where you went, doesn't matter unless you want to teach.

      The important thing is that you have improved your mind and can do something. I learned how to study in school. I studied software engineering on my own. If anything, art and music teach you to think "outside the box" and that every last detail is important. These, along with knowing how to learn new stuff, are the most valuable skills you can have for any career.

      -Viz

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    80. Re:tier? by 2short · · Score: 1

      "And it is indeed official in the sense the it is agreed upon by the professional society of a given discipline and hence agreed upon by the folks in the profession."

      So you can provide a link to the official list then? In any discipline?

    81. Re:tier? by noundi · · Score: 1

      Well I'm not saying he'll be rich, but in a good position (meaning not as the IT guy in a local high school) he will be able to make a reasonable amount of money. Plus I don't think he's "in it for the money", since his main criteria seems to just be "working abroad".

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    82. Re:tier? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Computer Science in college/university is a complete and utter joke anyways. 90% of it's is complete bullshit. (I've had to take a ton of CS classes by the way, because they won't transfer from one school to the other).

      Secondly, most CS classes are taught by professors that don't have any experience outside the padded and safe halls of the school.

      It would be better to get a degree in say Math or Physics and a minor in CS and write code every minute of your free time.

  4. Hrmm? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    "I am a American citizen "

    Are you sure you speak English?

    1. Re:Hrmm? by glitch23 · · Score: 1

      Are you sure you speak English?

      Many of those who speak English fail to do so properly, both verbally and written. I'm sure this happens with people of all languages. I'm bad at punctuation when writing English but I'm a very good speller. My grammar isn't always the best but when I catch myself I correct myself. It is also useful to be able to distinguish between a typo and a mistake. It is very possible the OP just mistyped and left off the 'a' in 'an' w/o realizing it. Only he knows.

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    2. Re:Hrmm? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, that's a problem with the internet. We often use it like oral communication but Grammar Nazis believe every aspect of it should be as formal as most written communication.

    3. Re:Hrmm? by KGIII · · Score: 1

      We don't speak English in America. We speak American. Not that that makes an excuse for the grammar but, well, I figured you ought to know.

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    4. Re:Hrmm? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Many of those who speak English fail to do so properly, both verbally and written.I'm sure this happens with people of all languages."

      I guess you missed the part where he said that he had a Master's degree.

    5. Re:Hrmm? by pipatron · · Score: 2, Funny

      Master's in CS, not in English. I'm sure he wouldn't make a mistake when typing in a real language like C or assembly.

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    6. Re:Hrmm? by lamona · · Score: 1
      I was actually asked this many years ago in Italy when I applied to teach English at a language school. First, the interview took place entirely in Italian, because the owner of the school didn't speak English himself. Then he asked me: "But can you teach REAL English?"

      I answered yes, but in fact I couldn't and cannot. One of the worst things for me is trying to help out European friends who need to write something for a British audience. The spelling is easy (spell-checker) but getting the prepositions right is a bitch!

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    7. Re:Hrmm? by vaporland · · Score: 1

      No, he speaks American...

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    8. Re:Hrmm? by ThomsonsPier · · Score: 1

      A great deal of American spelling comes from the old English spelling the colonists took with them when they went. English and American diverged in terms of spelling; one didn't beget the other only to see it become an underachiever.

      Most of the Americans I read on forums and message boards put us English folk to shame in terms of consistency in grammatical structure and spelling, not least because they seem to have some pride in their abilities.

      I, for one, am grateful that America uses English as its primary language. Given our reputation fro failing to learn any language other than our own, we'd be in a fair amount of trouble if one of the biggest influences on the world economy suddenly started speaking French.

    9. Re:Hrmm? by raju1kabir · · Score: 1

      It is very possible the OP just mistyped and left off the 'a' in 'an' w/o realizing it. Only he knows.

      Even I know that he didn't leave off the 'a' in 'an'.

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  5. Here are a few job boards for Canada and UK. by houbou · · Score: 5, Informative

    I live in Canada, but I'm being sponsored to work in the US, so I will more than likely be working on the US side in the next month or 2.

    However, if you wish to work in Canada or the UK, you can try these job boards.

    http://www.jobshark.ca/caeng/index.cfm
    http://www.jobserve.com/

    Now as for balancing pleasure with business, gee, I could always make a joke about working in a country where the "siesta" is mandatory :P but the truth is, I don't know. All I know is that in Canada, you could always challenge yourself to learn French. For me, being bilingual it obviously works well. But the truth is, if you had to learn a new language, I would suspect the following languages would be beneficial: spanish, mandarin, japanese, russian, german.

    1. Re:Here are a few job boards for Canada and UK. by Z00L00K · · Score: 4, Informative

      For Sweden you have the official job agency ArbetsfÃrmedlingen.

      As for being an American in Sweden it's no big deal. I have a workmate from Vancouver that has moved here. And on an earlier place there were a few too. Most people in Sweden speaks English too, so the language barrier isn't huge, and the cultural barrier is relatively small too. In fact small enough that some companies tests their new brands and products in Sweden before they release them in the US.

      As for computer related work you do have a few of the international businesses like Accenture, IBM, HP, Logica over here too, but also a few local ones like Ã...F, Cybercom Group, Epsilon, Semcon, Sigma.

      So there are a few to pick from. But the use for Swedish outside Scandinavia is very small, so if you want to do this for learning a new language it may be better to pick one of the bigger languages like German, Spanish, Italian or French. Maybe Switzerland is a good place, since they have four different languages in that country.

      Just be aware that people in some countries or areas of countries are less welcoming to Americans and that you will have to expect them trying to get you into heated discussions about American presidents, especially Bush...

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    2. Re:Here are a few job boards for Canada and UK. by Corbets · · Score: 1

      As an American currently living in Switzerland learning German, no, I'd have to say it's not a good place to learn the language. Go to Germany or even Austria if you want to learn it (though, one could make the argument that there are much more useful languages to learn, that are spoken more widely).

      Here in Switzerland, the variety of accents and dialects makes it painful to learn. "Swiss German" is actually a different language than "high German" spoken in the other two countries, and there are about 30 different versions of Swiss German, some of which don't sound anything like the others. Oh, and it has no true written form, so the Swiss make it up as they go.

      I love this country, and I never want to leave, but it's definitely not the best place to learn German. ;)

    3. Re:Here are a few job boards for Canada and UK. by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      Just be aware that people in some countries or areas of countries are less welcoming to Americans and that you will have to expect them trying to get you into heated discussions about American presidents, especially Bush...

      Meaning in Sweden if you say you are from the US/UK to the average arsehole in a bar you'll spend the rest of the conversation parrying passive aggressive comments about US/UK foreign policy, racism, bad food, etc.

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    4. Re:Here are a few job boards for Canada and UK. by Carewolf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I will strongly recommend both Sweden and Denmark. They both have very strong economies currently and very low unemployment. Denmark alone is missing thousands of IT professional to fill vacant positions. As for a choice between Denmark and Sweden; Denmark pays around 25% higher salaries but is 25% more expensive to live in, so evens out unless you are looking to save up. IT salaries for non-educated developers starts at 5000$/month, for a computer scientist they start around 7000$/month.

    5. Re:Here are a few job boards for Canada and UK. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go for Accenture in Latvia and you won't be able to pay your bills! :D What a hilarious job! But at least, you will have some experience from "the other side" of outsourcing... You can also "travel" from home to work and see the locals in a crowded public transport. Welcome to the third-world! :D

    6. Re:Here are a few job boards for Canada and UK. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dont go to Sweden, come to Norway. When to comes to money were huge!

      We have extremely high salaries, we have lower taxes than Sweden, we have the world most expensive gas, a pint that costs 12 bucks at the pub, cars that are 5-10 times more expensive and just getting a haircut is about 100 bucks for men(twice as much for women).

      We have the most fair medical system. If you get the flue you get easily two weeks off and if its something worse you get sent to a three week vacation in Spain. Everything is paid 100%.

      We also have many good looking chicks, here most nerds are dating girls who could be models. We have great weather, you don't have to be afraid of getting sunburnt and we have a lot of rain so you garden requires minimum maintenance to look fantastic. In Norway everyone can have green fingers! And if you like fast internet connection 100MBit fiber optical cables are very common, and the law is very liberal so you can be the biggest pirate on the web if you want.

      There is one negative thing though, you have to learn to eat brown cheese.

    7. Re:Here are a few job boards for Canada and UK. by pipatron · · Score: 1

      In fact small enough that some companies tests their new brands and products in Sweden before they release them in the US.

      Oh, how I wish they would have spared us the horrors that was Vanilla Coke... :/

      you will have to expect them trying to get you into heated discussions about American presidents, especially Bush

      Well, those are easily avoided by saying "Oh, I hate Bush too".

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    8. Re:Here are a few job boards for Canada and UK. by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

      Just be aware that people in some countries or areas of countries are less welcoming to Americans and that you will have to expect them trying to get you into heated discussions about American presidents, especially Bush...

      I think it depends on how you act and if you're around ignorant people. I've been out of the US for just over 6 years and I've had a dutch man that just won't talk to me because I'm American and I've had a like 3 conversations with drunks in a pub about Bush that had zero chance of becoming threatening.

      The whole Americans displaying Canadian flags thing while abroad is just a thing to make Canadians feel better about themselves. In general most people through out the world aren't different enough that they can't get along.

    9. Re:Here are a few job boards for Canada and UK. by DerWulf · · Score: 1

      true. I'm from germany and have a really hard time understanding the swiss. Coming from abroard I'd definately go someplace where they speak closest to the written form. For german that would be up north or around Cologne.

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    10. Re:Here are a few job boards for Canada and UK. by fbjon · · Score: 1

      "Oh, I hate Bush too".

      I know one guy who sometimes preempted the heated discussions by saying that when introducing himself. He was from Texas, so it may have been necessary, now that I think of it.

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    11. Re:Here are a few job boards for Canada and UK. by fbjon · · Score: 1

      Yep. Most people don't really mind, or don't care, or are willing to understand and learn something new, while a few people are and remain dicks. Though it's easy to forget, this simple truth applies across all cultural borders.

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    12. Re:Here are a few job boards for Canada and UK. by Talsan · · Score: 1

      "...and that you will have to expect them trying to get you into heated discussions about American presidents, especially Bush..."

      I've found that a really easy issue to solve. When they ask about Bush, I respond with "Worst. President. Ever."

      I haven't met many people who don't like America, or Americans. Most of them still think America is a great place. They just don't understand why we're willing to put certain idiots in office.

    13. Re:Here are a few job boards for Canada and UK. by dwater · · Score: 1

      I just moved from China to Finland. When asked if I learned any Chinese, I usually say, "Not much." and claim that the only thing I learned was, "I am not American". That usually gets some good laughs.

      That's "Wo bu shi mei guo ren"; pronounced more like "Wo-ar boo sure may gu-o ren" in case any of you American are thinking of venturing outside your own borders. You might find the phrase comes in handy.

      BTW, I'm actually not American, but people keep accusing me of it.

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    14. Re:Here are a few job boards for Canada and UK. by dwater · · Score: 1

      > I think it depends on how you act and if you're around ignorant people. I've been out of the US for just over 6 years and I've had a dutch man that just won't talk to me because I'm American and I've had a like 3 conversations with drunks in a pub about Bush that had zero chance of becoming threatening.

      You didn't say whether it was the Dutch guy or the drunks that you thought was/were ignorant.

      I can tell you - I get enough flack for being American as I traveling around the world, and *I'm not even American*. I should get a T-Shirt or something.

      ...but, yes, most people aren't offensive to your face. I don't know if that's politeness or lack of guts, but it's fairly true. I mean, even the French and English 'get on' pretty well on a one-to-one basis.

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    15. Re:Here are a few job boards for Canada and UK. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are plenty of programmng jobs in Ireland, esp Dublin. Its an hour flight to London, and a 2 hour flight to pretty much anywhere in europe.

      irish-jobs.ie

    16. Re:Here are a few job boards for Canada and UK. by rossifer · · Score: 1

      When I was in India (near Bangladesh) in 2003 and was hiring a driver (who happened to be a Muslim), he did not like hearing that I was an American. He looked me over very suspiciously and asked if I liked President Bush. "I despise Bush." was my honest response. He clapped me on the back and we spent the rest of that first day in the car talking about US politics. Fantastic driver.

      In my experience, being honestly curious about the culture and people around me seems to work out great. I love to let other people talk to me about whatever is interesting to them, and since it's invariably something that I know very little about, I get to learn something new.

    17. Re:Here are a few job boards for Canada and UK. by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

      My mistake but I would say the drunks were. Though arguably the Dutch man would be too since he's being prejudice but my intention was to imply the drunks were.

      See again I think the English / French thing comes down to a certain types and how they were brought up and most people have enough real problems without worrying about where someone is from.

    18. Re:Here are a few job boards for Canada and UK. by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

      you will have to expect them trying to get you into heated discussions about American presidents, especially Bush...

      Just smile, nod, and say "yes", it is better that way.

    19. Re:Here are a few job boards for Canada and UK. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For Sweden you have the official job agency ArbetsfÃrmedlingen.

      As for being an American in Sweden it's no big deal. I have a workmate from Vancouver that has moved here. And on an earlier place there were a few too. Most people in Sweden speaks English too, so the language barrier isn't huge, and the cultural barrier is relatively small too. In fact small enough that some companies tests their new brands and products in Sweden before they release them in the US.

      As for computer related work you do have a few of the international businesses like Accenture, IBM, HP, Logica over here too, but also a few local ones like Ã...F, Cybercom Group, Epsilon, Semcon, Sigma.

      So there are a few to pick from. But the use for Swedish outside Scandinavia is very small, so if you want to do this for learning a new language it may be better to pick one of the bigger languages like German, Spanish, Italian or French. Maybe Switzerland is a good place, since they have four different languages in that country.

      Just be aware that people in some countries or areas of countries are less welcoming to Americans and that you will have to expect them trying to get you into heated discussions about American presidents, especially Bush...

      You definitely do not want to work in Switzerland!

      - IT and CS are extremely underdeveloped here
      - finding challenging technical work is next to impossible
      - the language (Switzerdüütsch) is extremely difficult to learn (even though I speak it fluently now, I BLED before I got to where I am today with it)
      - the people here are racist (though they'll NEVER admit it) - one will ALWAYS be a foreigner here, no matter what

      So much so, after six years of living here, making TONS of cash and learning two languages fluently, I'm really, really looking forward to moving back to the good ol' US of A, where I'll hopefully be able to land a technical job that will allow me to do *everything*, from crimping that cable to implementing that cluster specification I wrote.

      Avoid Switzerland like the plague, the natives are extremely complicated and hard to deal with!

    20. Re:Here are a few job boards for Canada and UK. by mcvos · · Score: 1

      I will strongly recommend both Sweden and Denmark. They both have very strong economies currently and very low unemployment. Denmark alone is missing thousands of IT professional to fill vacant positions. As for a choice between Denmark and Sweden; Denmark pays around 25% higher salaries but is 25% more expensive to live in, so evens out unless you are looking to save up. IT salaries for non-educated developers starts at 5000$/month, for a computer scientist they start around 7000$/month.

      I wanted to recommend Netherland, because we also have low unemployment and a serious shortage of IT people, but that shortage is probably caused by the fact that managers are generally better paid than programmers. Salaries start quite a bit lower here. Cost of living is probably lower than in Scandinavia, but finding a house in Amsterdam is impossible. (And as a foreigner, it is ofcourse the most fun to live in Amsterdam.)

      Also, Dutch is almost impossible to learn, because everybody will immediately switch to English when they realise Dutch is not your first language.

    21. Re:Here are a few job boards for Canada and UK. by caluml · · Score: 1

      I've been out of the US for just over 6 years

      Exactly. All the Americans I've met (outside America, as I've not been over there) have been cool. I guess that the sort of Americans that venture outside their borders into "the big scary world" are the ones that are worth meeting :)

    22. Re:Here are a few job boards for Canada and UK. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was about to suggest Sweden myself. I moved here from the UK a couple of years ago and haven't looked back. They have a very strong IT industry here, and all the companies I have worked for here have English speaking only offices (as 99% of Swedes speak fluent English).

      Try www.monster.se

  6. Re:What opportunities for a European in the USA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    While you're not personally responsible for this, the fact is there probably aren't as many opportunities as their once were.

    You mean "they're" and "there".

  7. South africa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    South-africa needs tech workers, and you get away with only speaking english.

    1. Re:South africa by Fallen+Kell · · Score: 1, Informative

      Too bad you failed geography. South Africa is in Africa, which is not Europe.

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    2. Re:South africa by I+confirm+I'm+not+a · · Score: 3, Informative

      Continuing the outside-Europe-theme, Australia and New Zealand could be worth considering. New Zealand has the lowest unemployment in the OECD and is there's plenty of demand for IT people. In Australia the demand is even greater. Tax is roughly on a par with the UK (maybe slightly better in Australia, slightly worse in NZ).

      You could also try asking US firms - particularly in the finance sector big US financials will tend to have EMEA (London, Paris, Frankfurt, etc) and APAC (Sydney, Melbourne, Auckland - plus Tokyo, Singapore, etc) offices, with significant regional IT needs. Speak to someone locally about work globally, and you'll have good contacts when/if you return to the US.

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    3. Re:South africa by Bake · · Score: 2, Informative

      New Zealand has the lowest unemployment in the OECD...

      New Zealand unemployment rate: 3.4%
      Iceland unemployment rate: ~1%.

    4. Re:South africa by I+confirm+I'm+not+a · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Thanks - the stats I were looking at lumped all/most of Europe together on 6.9%.

      Incidentally, a more recent figure is 3.8% for NZ - and Denmark, the Netherlands and (South?) Korea [1] all beat NZ (and presumably Iceland too). I believe NZ has been more affected by the current economic crisis that many other OECD countries, as it's very reliant on trade and tourism. Not sure how this affects IT (as I'm not currently job-hunting) but I'd guess that businesses may be scaling back recruitment.

      [1] North Korea isn't an OECD member, and I'd imagine that the unemployment rate in North Korea is in negative figures and everyone is gloriously happy in their jobs ;-)

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  8. They probably have more regulations by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Unlike the USA[1], most countries are *not* so gung-ho on free-trade and have much stricter rules about outsiders taking local jobs. You may have to do it under the table, such as getting a clerk or janitor position, but really do programming in practice.

    [1] I don't think US citizens are so gung-ho on it either, rather it appears that lobbyists have had a large influence on policy.
       

    1. Re:They probably have more regulations by rbunker · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually most countries, even the strictest on immigration, have work visa programs specifically for skilled positions that are difficult to fill locally. In Switzerland, for example (a notoriously tough place to get the right to stay permanently), you can get a Permis-B to work for 18 months with very little hassle at all, with the sponsorship of your employer, as long as you have skills. MS in Computer Science from a US University makes this a perfectly simple matter of paperwork and about $3000 in legal expenses (that the company will pay).

    2. Re:They probably have more regulations by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      How do they define "difficult to fill"?

    3. Re:They probably have more regulations by rbunker · · Score: 1

      Mostly by the sponsoring company saying it is so and hiring a decent lawyer...just like the H1 visas that tons of my Indian co-workers have to work here in the US.

    4. Re:They probably have more regulations by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      It's as hard to get a Janitorial job over here as it is to get a Programmer's job if you are going to get it legally.

      And most (at least all I have seen the last 20 years) software companies outsources their cleaning to a different company so that won't work at all.

      And as a general rule - if you have good grades and an employer willing to take you on board it shouldn't be a big deal getting all paperwork through. Sometimes I have the feeling that the US starts to surpass Europe on that point, especially after 9/11.

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    5. Re:They probably have more regulations by LKM · · Score: 1

      "difficult to fill" == "software engineering"

      The company is I work for (in Switzerland) is desperately looking for good software engineers.

    6. Re:They probably have more regulations by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Just wait until the recession fully kicks in; there will be plenty.

    7. Re:They probably have more regulations by LKM · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Just wait until the recession fully kicks in; there will be plenty.

      Nope. There will be plenty of unemployed poor programmers. But we will always be needing good software engineers.

      In fact, since comp sci student numbers are going down where I live, while open jobs are going up, demand for good software engineers will increase during the next decade.

    8. Re:They probably have more regulations by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      How are the locals going to get better via experience if you keep hiring outsiders?

  9. English at work countries... by rbunker · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I think that you will be delighted to find that many EU companies have adopted English as their work language. This is especially true in Switzerland and Germany. Of course the UK, Ireland and (I know it isn't in Europe) Australia are good picks, too. Germany or Switzerland would afford you the chance to pick up another language, which is a really wonderful experience (I studied Russian for years, worked in Germany so learned some German, and worked in Geneva so ended up with a little bit of French too -- it is life changing). You can find web sites with jobs listed, monster.de for example...but in the local language so you might need to bablefish the sites. Last but not least, US-based international companies are a great route to doing this (this is the path I took). Search for the HR pages on web sites of major international corporations and you are sure to find job listings around the world. Apply and be sure your cover letter expresses your excitement about overseas work. Best of luck! Rick.

    1. Re:English at work countries... by odoketa · · Score: 2, Informative

      Also, don't forget the international organizations. Many of them have English as one of their official languages, and a desire to hire Americans (because we help foot the bill). Examples include UNESCO, the OECD, and the IEA. It helps to have a more well rounded education than just programming, but definitely have a look.

    2. Re:English at work countries... by thealsir · · Score: 4, Funny

      People Generally consider GB and Ireland to be part of Europe, much as many in GB/Ir would like to disagree.

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    3. Re:English at work countries... by jhol13 · · Score: 1

      Some of the job advertisements in Scandinavia are in English. This is because the companies expect you to be fluent in English as the "official/document" language is most likely English.

      Note that although salary is lower in Scandinavia and taxes higher the living expenses (rent, free medical "insurance", etc.) is usually low too. Holidays are good (5 weeks per year, 4 in the first year).

    4. Re:English at work countries... by indeciso · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In Germany it's not still so common to work in English (but I now that in some bigger companies they do it). The European countries where English is most used are the Scandinavian countries: Norway, Sweden, Finland and Denmark. I'm Spanish and I currently live in Finland, where I'm working in a multinational corporation -and I don't speak a word of Finnish. In my country, I've heard that some companies are trying to make English the working language, mostly in Barcelona, but it's still quite a rare situation.

    5. Re:English at work countries... by gunne · · Score: 1

      Actually, at least in Sweden, it seems that 6 weeks of vacation per year is starting to become the norm in the I.T. industry. But that's usually to compensate for no overtime. Anyhow, a good bet if you want time to travel.

    6. Re:English at work countries... by El_Muerte_TDS · · Score: 0, Redundant

      He was referring to Australia, you know, that country down under.

    7. Re:English at work countries... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That all depends on where you live in Germany. I discovered that Dusseldorf has a severe lack of English speaking people. Luckily I speak enough German not to worry about it.

      Cities near US Military installations will have a lot more English epeaking people in Retail, restaurants, etc.

    8. Re:English at work countries... by LKM · · Score: 1

      Yes. I work in Switzerland, and all of my company's internal communication is in English, even though we have no native English-speaking person on staff (yet).

      The reason for this is that with four different languages spoken, English is the most common language - not everyone speaks German, French or Italian, but everyone speaks English :-)

    9. Re:English at work countries... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Switzerland is not part of the EU.

      But it's true: In many companies, english is (one of) the work languages

    10. Re:English at work countries... by jabithew · · Score: 1

      I love it when people talk about taking us out of Europe. Some sort of giant laser and a lot of heavy duty tugs would seem to be in order? Or perhaps just a huge wall...

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    11. Re:English at work countries... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love it when people talk about taking us out of Europe. Some sort of giant laser and a lot of heavy duty tugs would seem to be in order? Or perhaps just a huge wall...

      I think a mere sea would suffice.

      Oh, wait ...

    12. Re:English at work countries... by thealsir · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Yeah but I got modded funny so whatever.

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    13. Re:English at work countries... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and (I know it isn't in Europe) Australia

    14. Re:English at work countries... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People generally read the comments properly before making smart arsed comments.

      A.C

    15. Re:English at work countries... by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      He was referring to Australia, you know, that country down under.

      Yeah, where beer does flow and men chunder

    16. Re:English at work countries... by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      Serious point here, though: the toilets in Europe. They are fucking awful. They do not have water in the toilet bowl.

      I know this sounds trivial, but after a night of eating a hot curry, you'll realise that it really isn't. Why they can't adopt sane toilets I'll never know.

    17. Re:English at work countries... by nogginthenog · · Score: 1

      Not sure if it's true but I heard it's to check for worms. BTW, we don't have those type of toilets in the UK.

    18. Re:English at work countries... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are two simple reasons:
      a) people don't eat curry in the EU
      b) if you dump a hard big pile into a toilet with water in the bowl it splashes all over your butt.

      Euros don't like shitty water on their butt unlike Americans.

    19. Re:English at work countries... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I traveled through the United States the past 2 months and had the same thought in reverse...

      Water in the bowl, WTF!?

      So it seems to be a thing of perspective

    20. Re:English at work countries... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thats not true. There a 2 types of toilets. The so called deep-flushers have a dry plain at a higher level. The flat-flushers hav a normal wate bowl. In my hous I only have flat-flushers which are common in private houses. In public toilets the deep-flushers are more common.

    21. Re:English at work countries... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "(I know it isn't in Europe)" was a comment targeted at the following mentioning of Australia, thus rendering your comment null and void.

      I can only hope that your comment was modded "Funny" for that exact misunderstanding of the text.

      Sticklering to the max.

    22. Re:English at work countries... by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      Flat-flushers:
      - Mean you have to clean them whenever you take a shit.
      - Can result in shit getting all over your ass (much more than with water), requiring a bidet, requiring a totally unnecessary other piece of equipment in the bathroom.
      - Stink a lot more (wondered why there's water in the toilet bowl? One reason is it prevents the shit giving off a horrible stink).
      - Generally have a TINY entrance at the front to the exit pipe. Any decent-sized shit, or toilet paper, will block it.

      These toilets are incredibly badly designed. Sorry.

    23. Re:English at work countries... by DerWulf · · Score: 1

      WTF are you talking about? I just checked my toilet and for sure there is water in there ... it's different from US toilets only in that there is no "stageing" area, instead there is a water-filled bowl that leads directly outward ...

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    24. Re:English at work countries... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People Generally consider GB and Ireland to be part of Europe, much as many in GB/Ir would like to disagree.

      Of course the UK, Ireland and (I know it isn't in Europe) Australia are good picks, too.

    25. Re:English at work countries... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Score 5 Funny??

      Could someone explain the joke, or did the moderators misread the post too.

    26. Re:English at work countries... by fbjon · · Score: 3, Informative

      I don't think there's any uniformity whatsoever regarding toilets around Europe, so YMMV.

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    27. Re:English at work countries... by fbjon · · Score: 1

      Note that a high water level is somewhat less desirable when you produce a cork-floater. And how would a low water level result in getting shit all over your ass? Also, low water isn't related to small pipe entrance, necessarily.

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    28. Re:English at work countries... by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      I'm talking about the ones that have a very high plinth, about half a foot away from your ass. To be graphic, large amounts of shit pile up on it and touch your ass. Not very nice. There's also the splash-up factor for not-so-solid shit. I'd rather have some water splash-up than some shit splash-up.

    29. Re:English at work countries... by fbjon · · Score: 1

      Ah, ok. But that's just a badly designed toilet in general.

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    30. Re:English at work countries... by rmccann · · Score: 1

      Ireland is different nation from the United Kingdom. Ireland is not as europhobic as the UK. We even use the Euro and everything

    31. Re:English at work countries... by Kirth+Gersen · · Score: 1

      Most people in the UK would still find the following (famous) news headline perfectly reasonable:

      FOG IN CHANNEL -- CONTINENT CUT OFF

    32. Re:English at work countries... by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      Piccie please? And your location?

    33. Re:English at work countries... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      rbunker considers them to be part of Europe as well. But not Australia. Re-read parent.

    34. Re:English at work countries... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually there is a fairly complex table depending on the topic of conversation, that you need to learn as part of the new Britishness tests:

      topic: part of Europe?
      tourism: yes, so long as it's anywhere Ryanair or Easyjet flies to and we can get drunk without having to show a passport
      football: not this time, but now we've got a European coach again maybe we'll qualify again
      food: certainly not; horses are for riding, not eating.
      politics: no, Europeans don't wash so you can't trust them.
      when talking to Americans: the opposite of what the American said -- the idea is to make him feel dumb

    35. Re:English at work countries... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I live in Great Britain and i think your wrong, i consider myself a part of europe and I have never heard anyone saying anything like what your saying

    36. Re:English at work countries... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not that funny, he was talking about Australia

    37. Re:English at work countries... by JAlexoi · · Score: 3, Interesting

      When I saw the toilets in US for the first time I was pretty much sure it was clogged. So the feeling is mutual.

    38. Re:English at work countries... by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

      I'd settle for not giving them billions of our taxpayers' money each year so that they can act as a forum for our government to impose laws it couldn't get away with at home, and not letting an open-ended stream of people from other countries come to ours because we're "all part of Europe" when the damage being caused is staggering. (I have nothing against free movement between countries in principle, but in practice it only works when the countries have broadly similar economic standards, which clearly isn't true between "old" and "new" Europe. Contrast with people moving either way between "old" Europe and the US/Canada, as we're discussing here, where everything is broadly in balance.)

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    39. Re:English at work countries... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody in Ireland disagrees about Ireland being in Europe. That's an assinine comment and is also based on a misreading of the post. Australia was said not to be in Europe. It seems you have trouble with English.

    40. Re:English at work countries... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that you will be delighted to find that many EU companies have adopted English as their work language. This is especially true in Switzerland and Germany.

      Sorry, but that is just not correct.

      You will do well in Switzerland with English only if you are a native - if a native can speak English, it's considered a plus.

      Now, if a foreigner comes in for the same job, and doesn't speak German or Switzerduutsch - forget it, that's it, game over. They don't stand a chance. NOT. A. CHANCE.

      They'll rather go on and hire an incompetent Swiss, than hire a foreigner that doesn't speak German. Swiss just can't be bothered, that's their mentality.

    41. Re:English at work countries... by curious.corn · · Score: 1

      Hi, it's just to avoid shitty water splashing back up your ass The siphon is hidden but it's still there, I guess the stink comes from having the bloody crappers in miserly small rooms with poor air circulation.

      BTW, I'm italian and wouldn't consider taking a dump without washing afterwards... for us underwear is expensive equipment to show off before intercourse, not some cheap cloth to keep our pants from getting soiled.

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    42. Re:English at work countries... by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      Uhm, it's not the lack of a siphon that I'm talking about causing the stink. It's the shit sitting there piled up on a dry platform.

    43. Re:English at work countries... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know what you mean. Personally I always think of Canada and Mexico as being part of America.

    44. Re:English at work countries... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Australia are good picks, too

      There aren't any IT jobs in Australia, try India or the philippines instead

    45. Re:English at work countries... by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

      Actually I think of them as being part of North America or the Americas but never America.

    46. Re:English at work countries... by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 2, Insightful

      a) people don't eat curry in the EU

      The UK is in the EU and we eat lots of curry there. Wherever you happen to be there might not be lots of curry eaten but don't generalize to regions of the EU you know nothing about - our diversity is one of our strengths.

      We do have water in the toilets. The function of the water is to seal the pipe to prevent odours coming in from the sewers and not to fill the entire toilet bowl as seems to be the fashion in the US.

    47. Re:English at work countries... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As long as you don't start saying Ireland is part of GB - that's like calling Canadians 'Muricans.

      It's start a row.

    48. Re:English at work countries... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Switzerland is a good option, there are lots of places in Geneva where you have to speak english at work, like IATA and airport authorities, the UN and other organizations, etc. Also the culture in Geneva is very mixed, and it's very common to find english speaking people. Even the movies are shown in english version (although with 2 rows of subtitles !).
      As for the salary it will be excellent, with one of the best living standards in the world. I heard Zurich was good too, and you can try Basel if you'd like to learn German.

    49. Re:English at work countries... by mcvos · · Score: 1

      Serious point here, though: the toilets in Europe. They are fucking awful. They do not have water in the toilet bowl.

      While the perfect toilet still hasn't been invented, there are many different types of toilets in Europe, the vast majority of which do have water in the toilet bowl.

      The only toilets that realy are fucking awful are the ones you find on French camping grounds: just a hole in the ground. "French toilets" are notorious, but even in France most toilets are actually quite normal.

    50. Re:English at work countries... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And remember, QFE

      "adopted English as their work language"

      NOT American. In Europe, most of Asia, Canada, Australasia etc, we use English - Oxford English, not that bastardised version used in the USA.

    51. Re:English at work countries... by mcvos · · Score: 1

      There are two simple reasons:
      a) people don't eat curry in the EU

      People do eat curry, even in the non-UK parts of hte EU.

      b) if you dump a hard big pile into a toilet with water in the bowl it splashes all over your butt.

      Euros don't like shitty water on their butt unlike Americans.

      This is true, however. I hate deep-flushers exactly because the water splashes against your butt. But flat-flushers have their own disadvantages.

      I'd really appreciate it if someone would hurry up with inventing the perfect toilet.

    52. Re:English at work countries... by thalassinos · · Score: 1
      The only places I have ever seen such toilets, are in primary schools and army barracks; the reason is that such toilets are more hygienic.

      It is much more difficult to make a mess with such toilets.

      Despite this, I totally hate them; last used one 20 years ago while in the army.

      Everywhere else in Europe I have seen flat-flusher toilets.

    53. Re:English at work countries... by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      The only toilets that realy are fucking awful are the ones you find on French camping grounds: just a hole in the ground. "French toilets" are notorious, but even in France most toilets are actually quite normal.

      Not in my experience. I had a 'flat-flusher' in a French hotel I stayed in. Yes, hotel.

    54. Re:English at work countries... by mcvos · · Score: 1

      France most toilets are actually quite normal.

      Not in my experience. I had a 'flat-flusher' in a French hotel I stayed in. Yes, hotel.

      Well, nothing wrong with a flat-flusher, is there? Although most public places do seem to prefer deep-flushers. Not sure why.

    55. Re:English at work countries... by mcvos · · Score: 1

      The only places I have ever seen such toilets, are in primary schools and army barracks; the reason is that such toilets are more hygienic.

      It is much more difficult to make a mess with such toilets.

      More difficult to make a mess? It's always been my impression that it's really easy to pee over your own shoes on toilets like that. Their biggest advantage is probably that they're trivial to clean.

  10. Re:elect obama by larry+bagina · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    and the higher tax rates will encourage productive members of society to relocate elsewhere.

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  11. Re:What opportunities for a European in the USA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    You mean "they're" and "there".

    I see what you did they're.

  12. Why just Europe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They speak English in Australia and Sydney is a really cool city. Don't limit yourself to Europe.

  13. What opportunities? by tftp · · Score: 1, Interesting

    What sort of opportunities are there for American citizens to work abroad?

    None whatsoever, as a general rule. All countries (and EU) protect their labor market and do not allow foreigners to just come and work. And the USA does the same. Basically you will need a work visa which usually requires some sponsorship from a local company, and you need to allow some time (years?) for the paperwork to get through. Without such arrangements you will be in position of a Mexican who illegally crossed the border.

    IMO, the only possibility to quickly move out and start working is in gaining employment with a US company that has offices in other countries. This way you can be hired here and then transferred abroad with no questions asked.

    1. Re:What opportunities? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IMO, the only possibility to quickly move out and start working is in gaining employment with a US company that has offices in other countries. This way you can be hired here and then transferred abroad with no questions asked.

      This is both correct and incorrect. There's another way: One needs something like $10,000 to transfer into a local bank, plus all admin fees to setup a local business/corp. Of course you must be there to work in your new 'local' company, and the work visa will follow. Especially true if you can demonstrate you'll be hiring locals as employees.

    2. Re:What opportunities? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or... get employed by a european company present in the US. Like, Ericsson.

    3. Re:What opportunities? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, if you qualify under one of the job categories specified in NAFTA, you can work in Canada or Mexico with very little paperwork.

      As for working abroad, you might look to your heritage to determine if you can claim citizenship for an EU country through a parent or grandparent (that's how my wife got Irish citizenship).

      Finally, consider finding a company in the US with significant overseas offices. Usually, companies can easily get work permits to move employees between countries.

    4. Re:What opportunities? by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      That will generally work. Ericsson is multinational and if you can get in there you may get a new position internally without too much fuzz. Only downside is that Ericsson is trying to get leaner, which means that there may be some problems to find useful positions.

      You can also get into an international US company like HP or IBM.

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    5. Re:What opportunities? by stoev · · Score: 1

      I am not so sure if this is true in general. For example Germany makes big progress to open positions in engineering and computer science. Things are a bit unclear, but it appears that a MSc in comp.sci. would give you a possibility to get a work visa and work legally. But I seriously doubt you can effectively work and be hired without German language in most of Germany.

    6. Re:What opportunities? by LKM · · Score: 1

      All countries (and EU) protect their labor market and do not allow foreigners to just come and work.

      This is simply not true. I work in a Swiss company, and >10% of our work force is non-Swiss (mostly from Italy and Austria).

      We need more software engineers, and we will hire you if you're qualified.

    7. Re:What opportunities? by Dionysus · · Score: 1

      I work in a Swiss company, and >10% of our work force is non-Swiss (mostly from Italy and Austria).

      Italy and Austria are part of the Schengen agreement. That doesn't mean that anyone outside the agreement can work in a given EU country.

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    8. Re:What opportunities? by Jane_Dozey · · Score: 1

      IIRC even though Switzerland is not part of the EU they do still allow people from EU countries to come and work quite easily. It'd be kinda silly to be too preventative since they're surrounded. Citizens of Non-EU countries will probably run into more problems, just like they would in the rest of Europe.

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    9. Re:What opportunities? by JAlexoi · · Score: 1

      Actually Schengen is only about hassle free travel, that is little as possible passport checks and common visa system. Not about the rights for free movement of labour and goods(witch is what EU is all about).

  14. Re:elect obama by X0563511 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Stop bringing the fucking election into everything! Just stop it!

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  15. Re:What opportunities for a European in the USA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Well played.

  16. Examples of third-tier schools? by emddudley · · Score: 1

    What are some examples of third-tier schools? And honestly, does it even matter with a Computer Science degree?

    1. Re:Examples of third-tier schools? by rbunker · · Score: 1

      My guess for colleges around me (PA) would be, for computer science, something like: 1st Tier: Princeton et al 2nd Tier: Lehigh and the like 3rd Tier: Penn State main campus So third tier seems like it is pretty good to my eyes.

    2. Re:Examples of third-tier schools? by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      As stated above, "third tier" mainly means schools might teach well, but have small endowments, no brand name, and little research. "Second tier" means having at least one of those (preferably two out of three), and "first tier" means having them all.

    3. Re:Examples of third-tier schools? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's right about first tier, I know Niles and Frasier Crane sneer at Yale and everybody else...

  17. Re:What opportunities for a European in the USA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    There's nothing funnier than critiquing grammar and getting it wrong yourself.

    'They're' wouldn't make sense as it means 'they are'. He meant to say 'there are', which doesn't have a contraction version, unless you count 'there's', and that's a little dodgy.

  18. Re:elect obama by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If by "productive members of society" you mean "parasite MBAs," then please, by all means, they're welcome to get the hell out. Let them go wreck some other country's economy for a while.

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  19. I had a somewhat similar desire by Non-Newtonian+Fluid · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ... except my primary concern was learning the language, and then finding work. Specifically, I wanted to live in Japan, so I ended up going to a language school full time there for a year and a half, and then after that finding work. If your primary concern is just living and working abroad, and language secondary, I would think that would be possible in many places in Europe. If language is important to you though, I would strongly recommend that you first study the language in the country you've chosen, and then find work. This is because 1. It's much easier to study when you don't have to work at the same time. 2. It will make you a more attractive hire. 3. Since you'll have put significant effort into learning the language (as opposed to just doing it in your free time while working), it will become a skill that will stay with you and that you can draw upon in the future.

    So that didn't really answer the questions you were asking, but I thought it was something that was important to address....

    1. Re:I had a somewhat similar desire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      haha. weeaboo.

    2. Re:I had a somewhat similar desire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DID SOMEBODEH SAY WEEABOO?!

    3. Re:I had a somewhat similar desire by NekoXP · · Score: 1

      That's usually a good idea, although you could get a job in a country like The Netherlands without knowing any Dutch - they really prize people who can speak real English.

      Knowing Dutch is a godsend because it's hard to get by each day without it (although most dutch kids learn 2 extra languages by the time they leave school, French and English being the obvious chouces, a lot of them knowing German too, or something else). But you pick it up.

      I'm not fluent in French (despite having a grade in it) or German but I can do enough to order coffee and tell someone to get out of my way on the street, and understand what they're saying if not actually contribute to the conversation. That's usually more than enough.

      Probably for getting work in computer science or engineering is more down to your talent than your language. Most tech jobs where coding is required, for larger companies, will encourage commenting code in English (so that all their employees can maintain it).

      Just look for a job, and while you're searching.. learn up to the basic level of a couple of European languages like French and German (Spanish might even help you back home too) and you'll be fine. You could get a job anywhere with those.

      Personally, if I had to choose a European country to work in, it'd be Germany. Frankfurt and Munich are pretty much where it is at.

    4. Re:I had a somewhat similar desire by cylab · · Score: 1

      I would also advice to at least start learning the language before going abroad. It would make life easier when hanging out with people after work.

      A friend of mine moved from the UK to germany without learning english beforehand. When we meet in a small group, this is no problem, because we simply switch the conversation language to english, but if more people are involved it's inevitable that the conversations are mainly in german, so my friend is somewhat outlocked and has a quite boring evening.

    5. Re:I had a somewhat similar desire by dkaplowitz · · Score: 1

      This seems a good option if you're wealthy enough to afford a year abroad (esp. Japan) focusing on language learning without having to worry about work. I don't know a lot of fellow IT workers who can pull that off, but I'm sure there are plenty who can.

      It also assumes you can just legally show up in a country and remain for a full year, and then remain after that year to work, which I don't think is possible everywhere. Most countries want to know why you're there and for how long. For instance, when I lived in Holland for three years in the '90s, the default option an American got coming over with his passport in hand was a 90-day tourist visa. If you stayed on longer than that you could get deported. I was lucky enough to be in a band full time, so it wasn't like I was looking for "white jobs", where your legal status in the country is something they ask about, but as I started to get comfortable there and started making plans to stay full time, and legally, working legit jobs, it started to become important for me to start working towards legal residency. And in a country like Holland, with the social system they have, it wasn't impossible, but it wasn't easy. A lot of people (from all over the world) wanted in on that social system.

      Even with those two issues surmounted, I don't get that it's detrimental to learning a language to land a job and to start working right away. You still have to go out and socialize (from buying bread at the bakery, to trying to hook up with the local vegetation at the night clubs), so you're going to be forced to learn at least some of the local language -- even in the most English-friendly (but non-natively English speaking) countries.

    6. Re:I had a somewhat similar desire by JavaRob · · Score: 1

      I would also advice to at least start learning the language before going abroad. It would make life easier when hanging out with people after work.

      I'd agree with that... you should have at least the basics down, enough to pick up on most of a regular conversation, before moving somewhere.

      There are a decent number of British expats living where I am in France, and there's a clear divide between those who are comfortable with French (and can make friends with people who share common interests) and those who haven't (who are basically limited to hanging out with people who just share the common language of English.. a rather more limited pool of acquaintances). I tend to think that most of the English-only expats would have been much happier if they'd just stayed in the UK.

      You don't have to have great grammar, or a vast vocabulary, or a perfect accent... mostly you need basic vocab, comfort with common phrases, and to get your ear tuned to *hearing* the language. There's a tipping point where you can stop someone and explain which part you didn't understand -- and getting there is hugely important. That's where properly learning the language really *starts*, because you can actually be in conversation with people, trying out things as you learn them and asking about new things as you hear them.

    7. Re:I had a somewhat similar desire by corsec67 · · Score: 1

      Wow, thank you for posting that.

      I studied Japanese in college (CU), up through classic Japanese (4th year, 2 years ago), but at this point I have forgotten a lot of it, and kanji is my nemesis (more so than the average Japanese student).

      For some reason I hadn't though of taking Japanese full time, even though I applied to a few Eikaiwas and JET a couple of years ago. My idea was to have a job to pay for my time there while I studied some Japanese on the side, but I agree that studying full time is much better for learning. I didn't even get interviewed with JET even though two of my letters of recommendation were from an English professor and the head of the Japanese department at CU.

      I am going to apply to Yamasa, and then after that I don't know what (at this point).

      If I get accepted to Yamasa, then quite literally your post would have changed my life in a drastic way.

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  20. Try India by ilovesymbian · · Score: 1

    Try India, jobs are plenty and salaries are very high. And with the low cost of living, you can live like a king.

    1. Re:Try India by Skapare · · Score: 1

      And the food is fantastic! I'd move there if it wasn't so hot.

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    2. Re:Try India by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      salaries are very high.

      How can that be, given the low rates their employers charge their services at?

    3. Re:Try India by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      salaries are very high

      [citation needed]

  21. Re:elect obama by omeomi · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Right, because wrecking the economy to the point that my house, investments, and *US dollars* are worth less than they used to be, and the price of gasoline and food are way more than they used to be is _so_ much better than raising taxes. You might also be interested to know that McCain's health plan involves taxing the insurance premiums your employer pays for your health insurance, an amount that is currently untaxed. So, McCain is effectively for raising taxes. While you are living in this fictional world where Republicans are "fiscal conservatives", and Democrats "tax and spend", I think I'll take a look at real evidence to the contrary.

  22. Use teh FOSS, Luke! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe you can make money working on free and open source software.

    Oh... wait.

  23. Work for NATO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am currently working in Stavanger, Norway at the Joint Warfare Center. There are several great pluses about working for NATO and in Norway. In general, the pay is pretty good. NATO civilian positions are tax free, and you get alot of benefits for your kids and whatnot. Working in Norway is great as well. I think there are some regulations that state you cannot work more than 7.5 hours per day. Thus you get a ton of free time. Especially if you are allowed to flex your hours. Lastly, there is something like 200,000 open jobs in Norway. There are a bunch of oil companies in Stavanger, and they are desperately seeking people like you. The only difficult part is getting a work permit.

  24. East EU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Europe, you can work everywhere, but the income/purchase ratio is very different in different countries. Probably Germany and Austria are the best options in West part of EU.
    Opportunities are most in the recently joined countries, like Poland, Slovakia and Czech or even newer - Romania and Bulgaria. Due to lower expenses, many companies prefer to go in these countries instead of China or India and the demand of specialists is high.

  25. Africa would be a better deal by bogaboga · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I submit to you that with your programming skills, you could gain valuable experience imparting knowledge and working in the developing world. One thing I'd like to advise you on, is to have a very open mind in case you decide to go to Africa. Africa is not what CNN, ABC, CBS and FOX show the American public. It's much more lively and socially better than USA in some cases.

    I was in for a shock when on my very first visit to Africa, I met a country (Uganda) with pretty modest infrastructure compared to what I had in mind. I had to get used to the food though. I met Americans who decided years ago to call Africa home.

    There are tonnes of dollars from the American government going to Africa through agencies like CARE, USAID, Americares, UNICEFUSA and many others.

    So be open and brave man and consider Africa.

    1. Re:Africa would be a better deal by Skapare · · Score: 1

      I'd suggest Mozambique. It's a much more beautiful place, especially Niassa province. And it's cooler weather up in those hills.

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    2. Re:Africa would be a better deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll second the recommendation to go to Africa. Land of wonderful opportunity and it's beautiful.

    3. Re:Africa would be a better deal by teal_ · · Score: 3, Funny

      And their flag has a AK-47 on it, very welcoming :)

  26. Re:elect obama by Lord+Kano · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Who cares what foreigners think?

    LK

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  27. Try France. by takeoutphoto · · Score: 5, Funny

    France just loves Americans who only speak English. Maybe you can find something there.

    1. Re:Try France. by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 4, Funny

      LOL. The country folk are OK in France... though everyone knows Parisians are douches no matter where you come from.

    2. Re:Try France. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      yes, listen to your mate, the american here redneck. stay at home.
      you live in the BEST country in the world.

      seriously though; as an english speaker your options are limited to UK, London is the best for money. The other option is The Netherlands. if you get a job in NL 30% of your salary will be tax free for 10 years. its something you will have to apply for but the govt. grant it for most foreigners to attract skilled people. NL is good for english speakers as everybody speaks english in NL.
      try www.expatica.com for more info.

      Good luck and congrats on making a bold choice that you will benefit from as opposed to others in this forum.

      Cheers,
      Eric

    3. Re:Try France. by WaroDaBeast · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      True that. Asking a Parisian your way is the same as insulting him. The country folk, on the other hand, will only have a problem with you if your skin complexion is too dark to their taste -- then they might think you're a Muslim or something.

      P.S.: Those are what friends of mine told me upon returning from their journey to metropolitan France. Plus those were the nicest part of their respective stories.

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    4. Re:Try France. by Nasajin · · Score: 4, Funny

      France aime les porcs Americains monolingues. Peut-etre que vous pouvez trouver quelque chose, vous chien.

      There, fixed it for you.

    5. Re:Try France. by rve · · Score: 1

      If you had actually read that website you promote here, you'd know that the Netherlands should be the very last choice on your list. An American can't live there, the cultures are completely incompatible.

      Oh, and everybody does not speak English in NL.

    6. Re:Try France. by renoX · · Score: 1

      Well, if you speak only English then Paris would still be a good idea: there are more people here who know English.

      Of course Northen European countries put France to shame for the foreign language skills, but we have better weather :-)

    7. Re:Try France. by raybob · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's not been my experience, have had a blast in Paris. Just try to speak a little French, it's not that hard.

      How would you react to a someone speaking French asking for directions out of your Kansas wheat field there billy-bob ?

    8. Re:Try France. by raybob · · Score: 1

      ". . . if your skin complexion is too dark to their taste -- then they might think you're a Muslim . . ."

      No, they think you're Romani (a gypsy)

    9. Re:Try France. by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      If you had actually read that website you promote here, you'd know that the Netherlands should be the very last choice on your list. An American can't live there, the cultures are completely incompatible.

      Oh, and everybody does not speak English in NL.

      Yeah, "everybody"'s a bit broad, say 90% speaks it at least well enough to give you directions?

      As for the culture, wtf? Yeah, we're way to the left politically speaking compared to the US, but surely someone who's willing to look beyond their own borders for work is willing to adapt to the possibility that, while strange to get used to, a different system might actually work as well?

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    10. Re:Try France. by rve · · Score: 1

      You are delusional. Outside Amsterdam, Dutch culture is not way to the left politically speaking, but extremely conservative with a nasty xenophobic edge.

      Imagine the polite and friendly attitude of New York combined with the open mindedness and cosmopolitan world view of rural Kansas.

      People may be able to give you directions in English, but they find it funny to send foreigners the wrong way. Immer gerade aus, ha ha. Companies (banks!) and especially the authorities will only deal with you in Dutch.

    11. Re:Try France. by robot_lords_of_tokyo · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      The difference is that English is the language of global communication. It's not a second language, it's a basic skill that is taught to prepare the person for just such an occasion, whether that be a Frenchie in Fair Rapids, or a Kiwi in Clermont. All little French children, as well as little Dutch, German, Czech, Italian, and Russian kids are all taught English in school because it is the defacto standard for communication. For bonus points, I'm a German living in the Czech Republic working for an international company. Languages work like this here, the older people speak German, the middle aged English and broken Russian, and the younger people speak English.

    12. Re:Try France. by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      Are you Dutch? Because otherwise I'm wondering where on earth you get your info from.

      And yes, we're about the rudest europeans around. As for banks and authorities, I very much doubt that. If all else fails, bring a friend/colleague to translate.

      And sure, there's plenty of dickheads who'll look askew at anyone with the wrong skin color, like pretty much all over the planet.

      As for making fun of germans, they're a special case ;-) And I say that as someone who lives smack dab in the middle of their favorite holiday destination and has to spend all summer avoiding getting run over by big cars with white number plates :P

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    13. Re:Try France. by Troed · · Score: 2, Informative

      You need to go read up on something called "Scandinavia" ...

    14. Re:Try France. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And You'd learn French very fast - as we realy don't speak english for every day life.

    15. Re:Try France. by WaroDaBeast · · Score: 1

      Hence the "or something" part. I wasn't being exhaustive.

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    16. Re:Try France. by LKM · · Score: 1

      France just loves Americans who only speak English. Maybe you can find something there.

      I guess this is meant as a joke, but the replies it got show that the Americans dislike the French much more than vice-versa.

    17. Re:Try France. by LKM · · Score: 1

      Well played :-)

    18. Re:Try France. by rve · · Score: 1

      - Women are expected not to have a career
      - Dark skinned people might as well not bother getting an education
      - Shops are legally required to close on Sundays and religious (Christian) holidays
      - Bars close at midnight
      - Individuality and personal freedom does not exist. There are actually laws forcing people to speak Dutch and all live their lives in the exact same way.

      The Netherlands is in many ways an extremely conservative and xenophobic country filled with people who think they're extremely liberal and open minded. Dutch culture is essentially the opposite of American culture in the aspects that matter most.

    19. Re:Try France. by jabithew · · Score: 1

      Actually, behind this joke there is a serious point. Europe is shockingly anti-American at the moment, even pro-American stalwarts like the UK are pretty rough for Americans at times. A few years ago it was bordering on racism, now it's much better.

      Of course, if Obama gets elected between now and when you move, America will suddenly become the best thing since sliced bread again.

      America's biggest image problem is that people around the world can't distinguish between an American and the Federal Government of the United States of America.

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    20. Re:Try France. by WaroDaBeast · · Score: 1

      Billy-Bob lives in a middle-sized town in Reunion Island and knows how to speak French better than the average French speaker (thanks to a congenital sense of grammar Nazism and five long years at university), let alone you. Nice try.

      It's easy to "have a blast" when you don't live there. I know people who do (namely my own sister and some cousins of ours), and life isn't always fun. My sister is quite clear-complexioned, so she didn't have to put up with the "you're not white enough" idiots. One of our cousins -- whose complexion is darker -- wasn't that lucky and couldn't enter some nightclub. Nobody tried to stop his French wife from doing so though.

      Granted, that kinda thing happens more often in middle-sized cities and people are generally more open-minded in Paris. But Parisians are still assholes, no matter what. You could get raped in the street, nobody would come to rescue you or call 17.


      P.S.: I agree on the "you should speak the language(s) that is (are) spoken in the country you're visiting" part though.

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    21. Re:Try France. by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I'm not even going to bother picking your points apart since they're all at least partially false.

      You still didn't answer the question where *you* are from though.

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    22. Re:Try France. by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      True that. Asking a Parisian your way is the same as insulting him.

      Don't know about that. I got lost in Paris once. I asked a man in broken French if he spoke English and he replied in better English than I have heard anywhere at all, even in England and helped me out.

    23. Re:Try France. by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      The difference is that English is the language of global communication.

      Must be why my Australian passport is in English and French.

    24. Re:Try France. by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Well, if you speak only English then Paris would still be a good idea: there are more people here who know English.

      I was there with my girlfriend in 1997 and we had a lot of trouble finding good places to eat without speaking any french. Fortunately my s.o. spoke mandarin. It is a surprisingly useful language wherever you go.

    25. Re:Try France. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      English is used for all written documents in several big companies in France, including Orange for example.
      Several French companies make mandatory to use English at work when it involves people from different native languages.
      It's true that a French law forbids other languages in trade but this law is (fortunately) not enforced.

      BTW France can offer something different that other places like Netherlands or India, in the sense that it is more "exotic" than Netherlands but not as much different than India for example.

      Good luck!

    26. Re:Try France. by Zedrick · · Score: 3, Interesting

      America's biggest image problem is that people around the world can't distinguish between an American and the Federal Government of the United States of America.

      I don't think so. Lots of Europeans dislike the US government and are "concerned" (to put it midly) about the american people because of http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2004/11/22/opinion/polls/main657083.shtml. We can understand the Bush-phenomena since all countries have that kind of politicians, but it's a bit harder to understand the 19th century mentality of (the majority of?) americans.

      However, most americans who come here (Europe) to work or study are rational and civilized (at least the ones I've met) and therefore appreciated. (Except for the missionaries, who are seen as some kind of excotic animals.)

    27. Re:Try France. by WaroDaBeast · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, French was widely used until the middle of the last century, especially in the diplomatic sphere. Plus it's spoken in part of Belgium and Switzerland, Quebec and former French colonies in Africa and Asia. And that's without counting all the overseas territories France owns.

      Should you not believe me, here is the whole thing.

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    28. Re:Try France. by JavaRob · · Score: 1

      The difference is that English is the language of global communication. It's not a second language, it's a basic skill that is taught to prepare the person for just such an occasion, whether that be a Frenchie in Fair Rapids, or a Kiwi in Clermont. All little French children, as well as little Dutch, German, Czech, Italian, and Russian kids are all taught English in school because it is the defacto standard for communication.

      What nonsense! Sheesh. I'm an American living in central France. And *I* get irritated when some lout of a tourist comes over asking questions in English before they have any clue that I speak it, or at what level I might speak it.

      English may be becoming "the language of global communication", but the vast majority of people in France (outside Paris) still conduct near 100% of their communication in their local language, speaking with other locals.

      We have a decent number of British expats who live in my part of the country, and there are a few businesses that cater specifically to them, putting up "English spoken!" signs. But most places just won't have a clue if you just come in speaking English... and these are people who deal with the public directly; a random person on the street may be a housewife, an office worker, a mechanic, whatever. What "international" communication would they need to conduct?

      It doesn't matter that many of the kids learned some English in school. They've never spent any amount of time actually speaking it with a native, so they can't understand you unless you use a strong French accent and stick to the phrases they learned (no idioms, no slang, etc.), AND it was fairly recently that they were studying it... it fades fairly quickly if unused.

      English absolutely *is* a second language unless you are learning it in a context where you speak it regularly, with native speakers. Being taught a language in school by definition *makes* it a second language, and by itself usually isn't enough. (I should know.. I technically studied French for 8 years in school, but I was still lost when I first moved here...).

      The Netherlands is closer to what you're talking about -- most people who work with the public will be comfortable speaking English at some level -- but still, not everyone, in spite of their intense English training throughout school.

      France, though... nope.

    29. Re:Try France. by robot_lords_of_tokyo · · Score: 1

      Yea, and my German passport is also in Irish. Granted lots of international organizations use French as an accepted alternate to English, I don't think anyone can say that it would be on the top of the list for a traveler. I also don't know of any international corporations that use French as the corporate language.

    30. Re:Try France. by robot_lords_of_tokyo · · Score: 1
      I don't see what's nonsense there. In the rest of the world, English is another standard skill that is learned.

      Here in Germany, it is a given that everyone will speak basic English, because they took it in school. It doesn't mean that you have to be fluent. It's same reason that I expect most people that went to school to know how to multiply and divide.

      I have a hard time believing that French children are somehow slower than their Polish or Japanese counterparts in that they are somehow disadvantaged because they don't speak with Natives.

      On a side note, my girlfriend studied in Clermont for a couple of semesters. Every time that I came to visit, it was never a problem to communicate in English for the basics. Not many people seemed to speak German, Czech, or Polish, so I was a bit out of luck on that front. I have family that lives in a small village close to Castres. When we visited last summer, I didn't have a problem doing shopping or asking for the basics in English, especially after everyone found out that I'm related to the baker. Maybe that was a special case, but I don't have more problems in France than in other places that I visit.

      Maybe it's more a question of wanting to versus actual knowledge. I know lots of French people that speak great English, but are uncomfortable because they are self conscious about making mistakes.

    31. Re:Try France. by MichaelSmith · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I also don't know of any international corporations that use French as the corporate language.

      I work for a French multinational. Company policy is that the local language is to be used for meetings at each site. So German is the official language at our sites in Germany, English is standard in Australia, the US and the UK. French is obviously used in France.

    32. Re:Try France. by DerWulf · · Score: 1

      You'd think that enlightened europeans like ourselves would generally judge someone on their own merits instead of some unspecified poll from 2004. Case in point: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nobel_laureates_by_country - 304 out of 777 Nobel prize winners are from the US. Quite a lot of scientific and cultural achievement for such a backwards country, don't you think? Anyways, you should have posted a comparative poll for europeans. Let's say "how many germans can find france on a map". I think you'd be surprised that not only americans can be quite ignorant ...

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    33. Re:Try France. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not completely true. Parisian are usually a bit colder at first sight than other people but once you're adopted they're very warm. Think about a NYer or something.

      Note that french people are very proud of their language, in case you come to France make the effort to learn some french, it will make people far more benevolent to you.

    34. Re:Try France. by robot_lords_of_tokyo · · Score: 1

      That is quite a few languages to master in order to communicate with colleagues. What languages are emails sent in? How about conference calls with say an Australian, German, and a Frenchman? Do the English people in your company speak French?

    35. Re:Try France. by blackchiney · · Score: 1

      American living in France here. If you are under 30 you are eligible for a 1 year holiday work visa. It most likely won't get you a job in IT but as long as you have a little money in the bank (you won't be eligible for the public funds, but as soon as you find work your good for the health care) you shouldn't have a problem getting it. As soon as you arrive sign up for some language courses and get a job (any job). The one year limit means a company looking for knowledgeable people won't be knocking down your door, but you will get a chance to interview. And the right job could land you a permanent "carte de sejour".
      As for me, it was either she move to the US or I move to France. Since my entire worth could fit in a suitcase I found it easier (physically) to move here, but not knowing the language (2 years of Spanish and 1 year of Mandarin is what I have) made it difficult mentally. I would fall asleep at the dinner table because I would be mentally exhausted from trying to keep up with the conversation. I worked in a few pubs and nightclubs before landing fully in software development. It was a really humbling experience. I really like my job and colleagues. Plus I write software that ships!

    36. Re:Try France. by mario_grgic · · Score: 1

      Austria has beaten US (and so has Sweden for example and others), if you look at number of prize winners per head of population. It has 19 Nobel prize winners and only 10 million people (currently). Translated to US population, that would be 570 winners. Sweden is even better, it would have 840, Switzerland 937, UK 684 etc.

      Also, did you notice that a lot of the US winners were not born or educated in the US, but were imported, 68 of them in fact.

      Also, quite a few of the winners are also peace prizes.

      So, your superficial stats do not support your thesis.

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    37. Re:Try France. by robot_lords_of_tokyo · · Score: 1

      That's kind of what I'm getting at, usage of French as an international language was at its height a while back. In the majority of the colonies, you are just as well off with English as French when speaking to anyone under 45. I'm not trying to dismiss the French language as a whole, I just have a hard time with the argument that anyone that has dealings(professional or leisure) with France should speak the language. There is already a common language that makes communication very easy, and the majority of the French already speak it....

    38. Re:Try France. by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "America's biggest image problem is that people around the world can't distinguish between an American and the Federal Government of the United States of America."

      So they dislike the US government and the very people that voted the US government into power? Shocking!

    39. Re:Try France. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the french do love Americans. They just hate Bush, Chenney and McCain

    40. Re:Try France. by DerWulf · · Score: 1

      I wonder if you've got any idea what my thesis actually was. Anyways, you are doing it wrong. Check this out: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nobel_laureates_per_capita. It's quite obvious that Noble prize / capita is a useless stat or do you really believe that the Faroe Islands are the cutting edge of science?
      But I'll concede anyways: isn't it appearant from the wiki that the US is right in the middle of the european countries? THAT was my thesis: americans aren't particulary stupid.

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    41. Re:Try France. by jabithew · · Score: 1

      Heh. You can't be from an anglophone country if you think we vote for our government. For example, in Britain more people didn't vote than voted for Tony Blair's 'new' Labour in 2005.[1] That in itself is a farce before you look into allegations of postal vote fraud and more fundamental issues, like the fact that a northerner (typically left-Labour) is worth 1.5 southerners (often right-Tory or centre-Lib Dem) in parliament or that the Scots can vote for unpopular policies knowing they can kick them out at Holyrood [2]

      Even regarding the hated Dubya in 2004, electorate turnout was 60.7% and he won just over 50% of the popular vote in 2004[3]. This means that only 1/3 Americans *eligible to vote* voted for Dubya. The actual figure will be lower due to people not registered to vote, excluded due to being a felon or criminally young.

      [1]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Kingdom_general_election,_2005
      [2]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Top-up_fees#Controversy
      [3]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_presidential_election,_2004

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    42. Re:Try France. by smchris · · Score: 1

      Maybe there's work at the Wall Street School of English that advertises on their TV. "I'm not a loser anymore. I speak English! Now I've got a job -- and a girlfriend!!" Love to be in a position to know how that goes over.

      As for city vs. country I worked next to a girl from Paris for a couple years and my boss had a great time there on his vacations -- which is why he hired a girl from Paris. I recently read a FAQ by a "relocation advisor" that you can expect the rural French to be straight out of "Jean de Florette" -- or Deliverance for an American analogy. They'll skin anybody who isn't a local alive, Parisienne or etranger.

    43. Re:Try France. by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "Heh. You can't be from an anglophone country if you think we vote for our government."

      OK, so we get to blow people up in the name of "democracy," but once somebody tries to hold us to democratic standards, we get to fall back and say "Oh, we don't really vote?" How convenient!

      "That in itself is a farce before you look into allegations of postal vote fraud and more fundamental issues, like the fact that a northerner (typically left-Labour) is worth 1.5 southerners"

      If the rotten boroughs are really such a big deal, why haven't they been fixed yet?

      "Even regarding the hated Dubya in 2004, electorate turnout was 60.7% and he won just over 50% of the popular vote in 2004[3]. This means that only 1/3 Americans *eligible to vote* voted for Dubya."

      This means that 30 % went to the polls and voted for Bush... and 40 % voted for the status quo by sitting on their asses. 70 % of the American enfranchised gave their assent to the Bush administration in one way or another, so why should they be given a pass for the actions of the government they so overwhelmingly supported in one way or another?

    44. Re:Try France. by Timosch · · Score: 1

      A lot of people can actually distinguish, but the rest wonders why the American people (or the Electoral College) actually elected this government...

    45. Re:Try France. by airmax · · Score: 1

      Then he was not a parisian...

      Parisian speaking english have a terrible accent, and are very unfriendly.

    46. Re:Try France. by melonman · · Score: 1

      Here in Germany, it is a given that everyone will speak basic English, because they took it in school

      Here in France, we receive regular propaganda from the state schools telling us that German is a far more useful language to learn than English. The reasons for this are purely political, and go back to the post-war deal between France and Germany that ultimately led to the EU.

      When a German says he speaks basic English, it usually means that he can function in English with a slightly odd accent. When a Frenchman says he speaks basic English, he may just about be able to say 'How are you?' In statistical terms, it makes as much sense to walk up to a random Frenchman speaking English as it does to walk up to an American asking what they think about IP6.

      And of course when an American claims to speak any other language, they usually don't (unless they were born in Cuba) and everyone outside America knows this, which doesn't really help to make everyone else indulgent when Americans criticise their language skills.

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    47. Re:Try France. by jabithew · · Score: 1

      OK, so we get to blow people up in the name of "democracy," but once somebody tries to hold us to democratic standards, we get to fall back and say "Oh, we don't really vote?" How convenient!

      I don't understand your point. I never said that the Bush administration wasn't hypocritical or miusguided, I was merely pointing out that it is unfair to blame the average American. Which means the government can go on moronic crusades in the name of democracy and still face massive disapproval at home. There's not much the average citizen can do. One in sixty Brits turned up *in person* in central London to try and stop the invasion of Iraq but it still went ahead. This is why voter turnout is so poor; people know that their elected representatives, when push comes to shove, will obey the whips, not their constituents (your third point). Its a flawed system, it's just still better than the alternatives.

      If the rotten boroughs are really such a big deal, why haven't they been fixed yet?

      There are Boundary Commissions, but the problem is that it's not been politically possible to do much since Maggie got in, because in her term Liverpool and the North-west were almost in open revolt; try removing constituencies then. The Labour party are quite happy as it gives them a boost, so nothing has moved since 1997. Actually, the Boundaries may change in the next couple of years (first time since 1997 in England) and solve the problem, as happened just before 2005 in Scotland (where many constituencies were merged). But they have traditionally had an interesting definition of "fair" whereby proximity to parliament makes you less worthy of representation.

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    48. Re:Try France. by mlomker · · Score: 1

      The last poster was correct on his point that you will not learn a language in a classroom. I spent two years studying Spanish in high school and one year in college on Mandarin and it was a complete waste of time.

      I can't drive across the border to Wisconsin to find another language to practice.

    49. Re:Try France. by jcupitt65 · · Score: 1

      The EU isn't totally different on this issue:

      Britain -- 48% evolution, 17% ID, 22% creationism
      USA -- 13% evolution, 27% ID, 55% creationism

      From http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/4648598.stm, though of course the questions aren't exactly the same.

    50. Re:Try France. by JavaRob · · Score: 1

      You touched on part of the problem at the end of your post -- a lot of tourists seem to think that "speaking English" is a binary proposition -- they walk up to someone in Europe and say "do you speak English?", and if they get a hesitant nod, they launch into the way they talk at home, full of idioms, twisted up with their local accent, swallowed words, slang, etc.. That's a mortifying experience for people on the receiving end. Like I said, I was a good student in the US and studied French for 8 years, but still was pretty lost when I tried to have normal conversations with actual French people... it was fairly painful at first, and I was mostly lost.

      I'm not saying nobody has studied English... I'm just saying many of the younger folks studied it as a second language, and particularly for those who *didn't* spend a year in the UK or whatnot, it may be pretty darn rusty.

      And actually, most of the folks in my town (fairly rural) aren't quite young enough to have studied English, so they only know a few words (if that!). Are you in a major city in Germany, or mostly interacting with younger people?

      Also, I was mostly taking issue with this: "It's not a second language[...] it is the defacto standard for communication".

      I still say that's nonsense. The "defacto standard for communication" is the local language, even in the Netherlands for example where English training is quite intense. People are talking more Dutch than English everywhere except the large international business (but... most business conducted is not international, is it?).

      English is a second language that's getting progressively more & more emphasis as there are more and more jobs where speaking English is a plus... but it's still a second language, and just another subject in school (e.g., they don't conduct math class in English).

      I'm not sure how your small village near Castres compares to my likely-smaller village, but partly it'd depend on what you mean by basics. Many shopkeepers in any place remotely touristic will understand the absolute basics accompanied with pointing (please thank you how many) and perhaps numbers, but beyond that would be stuck (can't answer questions about where to find something, can't give directions, etc.). I don't tend to think that counts as speaking at a level of communication, though.

      I do know that if I'd moved here without any French, I'd have been screwed. Sure, I'd have been able to go grocery shopping, but navigating the bureaucracy, all of the paperwork (in French only), meeting the neighbors and actually having conversations, trading advice, etc.. we'd have been stuck.

    51. Re:Try France. by JAlexoi · · Score: 1

      >no matter where you come from
      You'd be surprised to know, that being russian in Paris is much better.

    52. Re:Try France. by JAlexoi · · Score: 1

      >> especially in the diplomatic sphere
      Well...
      French and Latin are pretty much alive and well in the diplomatic sphere. Much more than you might think.

    53. Re:Try France. by s66iw · · Score: 1

      I asked a man in broken French

      My German pen-pal discovered this years ago when she came to Montreal (Quebec) to meet me : whatever you want to get, ask for it in whatever French you can manage and most people will try to accommodate you (in Montreal, mostly by switching to English) as best as they can. Later during her stay, it actually became a problem as it kept her from practicing her French because people insisted on speaking English with her. YMMV, though.

      Her other tip on visiting Montreal: come during the summer, because the city hibernates during the winter and will seem dead to any visitor.

    54. Re:Try France. by Alioth · · Score: 1

      Actually, the EU wasn't anything about competing with the USA, it is (a rather successful) attempt at *keeping* Europe peaceful on the basis that it's bad business to try and kill your customers and suppliers.

    55. Re:Try France. by lpq · · Score: 1

      Unless things have changed, the market for talented computer types in France was pretty saturated -- as a class I found them generally better educated and brighter than the average American candidate. As for speaking English only...I know you are attempting at humor -- but it's amazing what even "earnestly trying" even with a rudimentary knowledge of French will do for you in France. Maybe it's the fact that I actually *like* the sound of the language -- and the fact that French take pride in their language -- and I like the way it sounds even when I am pronouncing it correctly. Of course not all regional variations are equally pleasant to the ear -- but a Paris accent, like a polished London accent can sound so pleasing to the ears. For some reason, I prefer female voices -- I find older and lower, more gruff voices difficult to understand.

      But any French citizen under the age of about 30-40 will likely have some English knowledge -- a 2nd language is required in school, and English is by far the most common. Sigh....

      I'd think it be much harder to integrate into Japanese society than French -- the Japanese are more xenophobic. Most of the the people of France's that have issues, have issues with the red-neck, uneducated, cowboy Bush types that look at France as some sort of vacation Disneyland. I'm sure France isn't unique, but it probably gets more American visitors than some other Euro countries (except maybe the UK) -- but France additionally is proud of French culture -- it has a long history of being an exporter of civilizing influence on culture and science, so to see ill-mannered, bulls-in-a-china shop being ridden by American loud-voice cowboys, comes across a bit grating.

      Of course it is always the loud Americans that are the most noticed -- by mere fact of their loudness....and as in most social situations, bad-impressions count about 10x the weight of good ones.

    56. Re:Try France. by Lafeek · · Score: 1

      France aime les porcs Americains monolingues. Peut-etre que vous pouvez trouver quelque chose, vous chien.

      Les Français aiment les porcs Américains monoligues. Peut-être que vous pourriez y trouver quelque chose ? Chiens.

      There, fixed it for you.

    57. Re:Try France. by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      russia is not the energy problem of the european union. for nearly 50 years ussr and russia after that were absolutely reliable energy sources and still are because russia keeps business and politics separate.

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    58. Re:Try France. by AeneaTech · · Score: 1

      Wow, I must not be living in the Netherlands then according to you...

      - in 2007 42.89% of the working people was female
      - the educational system in the Netherlands is a hell of a lot more fair to everyone, even for people with not a lot of money.
      - legally they are not required to close the shop, they are legally required to give the employees a day of on holidays but it's not necessarily have to be on the exact day (so it's not a religious thing per se, but a right to have the day of, same rights go to the non christian religious holidays...)
      - bars can close earlier too :D usually these are in the smaller towns, in a city they can stay open till 1am or till 5am, depending on the city, position of the bar and lots of places have all night cafes, etc.
      - since immigrants are forced to learn a little Dutch they don't have any individuality? strange, it's not like they are forced to learn some bullshit stuff about the country they live in or anything :D

      I have a few questions for you:
      - ever been in the Netherlands?
      - where the hell did you get these weird ideas from about the Netherlands?
      - you say Dutch culture is the opposite of the US culture in the aspects that matter most, so what the hell are those aspects?

      I'm not saying that the Netherlands is perfect or anything, it has it's faults like every country in the world. I do strongly believe though the Netherlands is a hell of a lot more fair to all it's people than most countries in general and the US specifically...

    59. Re:Try France. by rve · · Score: 1

      Wow, I must not be living in the Netherlands then according to you...

      - in 2007 42.89% of the working people was female
      - the educational system in the Netherlands is a hell of a lot more fair to everyone, even for people with not a lot of money.
      - legally they are not required to close the shop, they are legally required to give the employees a day of on holidays but it's not necessarily have to be on the exact day (so it's not a religious thing per se, but a right to have the day of, same rights go to the non christian religious holidays...)

      You are wrong on all counts.

      70% of women with a job work part time, meaning less than 20 hrs a week. The percentage of women among high positions in business or research is lower than in Turkey and Pakistan (fact)

      Education may or may not be fair, but the job market certainly isn't.

      The law is as follows:
      Artikel 2

      1. Het is verboden een winkel voor het publiek geopend te hebben:

              a. op zondag;
              b. op Nieuwjaarsdag, op Goede Vrijdag na 19 uur, op tweede Paasdag, op Hemelvaartsdag, op tweede Pinksterdag, op 24 december na 19 uur, op eerste en tweede Kerstdag en op 4 mei na 19 uur;
              c. op werkdagen voor 6 uur en na 22 uur.

      Meaning: it is illegal to open a store to the public on sundays, new years day, 7 different christian holidays, any day before 6 am or after 10 pm.

      Have you ever been in the Netherlands?

    60. Re:Try France. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try France indeed.

      My own experience with GLTrade ( http://www.gltrade.com ).

      Average technical environment, but interesting technical problems. You'll have to speak with developers from all around the world, so english knowledge is cool. You'll work with french people who speak (more or less) english, so you'll learn french quite fast. They have offices all around the world, so you'll be able to move away easily in time.

      The pay is average, the insurances are typical of France (i.e. no angst about paying hospital bills), internet access is decent, the vacations are cool (5 weeks), and you can even have one friday off every two weeks (RTT, i.e. "Reduction du Temps de Travail", i.e. "Work Time Reduction").

      So I guess you will have anything you might want.

      France just loves Americans who only speak English. Maybe you can find something there.

      As for this, forget it.

      As long as you don't demonstrate typical U.S. braindead arrogance ("French Victories/Defeats", "Bush/Cheney were right all along", "French are cowards", "Iraq war was won", etc.), no one will really care about the fact you speak only english... And anyway, you'll learn french soon enough...

      So... Bienvenue... :-p

    61. Re:Try France. by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      And of course when an American claims to speak any other language, they usually don't (unless they were born in Cuba) and everyone outside America knows this, which doesn't really help to make everyone else indulgent when Americans criticise their language skills.

      Yes, I'm sure all those people who dealt with my horrible Hebrew last winter were just indulging me and would really have preferred that I spoke English so they could understand me. We Americans are really just that bad at foreign languages, don'tcha know?

    62. Re:Try France. by melonman · · Score: 1

      Um no, that isn't even close to my point, although a lot of Israelis do speak excellent English. If you speak a foreign language well enough to be useful, congratulations, but all the studies as well as my anecdotal experience of multinational teams is that you are the exception. Cf, say, the Netherlands, where every school child has spent ten years studying English, and many of them can pass for either British or American (depending which accent they specialised in). Or cf Germany, where many large companies use English as their routine working language whether or not there are any non-German-speakers in the room.

      My point is that Europeans get a bit upset when Americans shout loudly in English in our streets about how terrible it is that we don't want to speak their language - the only language the American in question speaks - in our own country, just for the personal convenience of the monolinguistic tourist.

      It's not actually that hard a reaction to understand. If you were accosted in the supermarket by a loud tourist from Louisiana who openly mocked you for not speaking French in your own town, would you instantly like that tourist? Why exactly should Parisians waste their time using whatever language skills they possess on people who display such a total lack of common courtesy? (Hint: the standard of living in Paris is higher than in many parts of the US, ie they don't need your tourist dollars.)

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    63. Re:Try France. by mario_grgic · · Score: 1

      Obviously, as the population size converges to zero the usefulness of the statistic approaches the zero as well. If there was a country with one person living in it, and that person won the Nobel prize, that country would be "the smartest country".

      But comparing countries that are similar in population or perhaps small multiples of each other does say something about the total state of education and culture/civilization level of the country.

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    64. Re:Try France. by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      My point is that Europeans get a bit upset when Americans shout loudly in English in our streets about how terrible it is that we don't want to speak their language - the only language the American in question speaks - in our own country, just for the personal convenience of the monolinguistic tourist.

      Funny. That's an entirely sane and credible point. But it sounded like you were saying that Americans simply can't speak foreign languages to even a minimally useful degree. Quite a damn few of us can.

      Of course, this all depends on our standard for "minimally useful". Mine was that I wouldn't have to revert to English while visiting another country unless a native asked me to for their own convenience. Yours, from the sound of it, is fluency or near-fluency, enough to carry on in-depth business conversations in a non-native tongue.

      And while studies do show that ridiculously few Americans are fluent in a non-native tongue, you try living on a continent where you can travel 3000 miles in any direction and as long as you don't cross an ocean you'll only ever encounter 3 languages used as the primary language of their respective provinces/countries (English, French, Spanish). I bet if you grew up in a place so linguistically homogenous you wouldn't be any good with foreign languages either. Why? Immersion works, even when only done partially. French people find it much easier to pick up British or German TV/books/movies/records than Americans find it to get French media.

      Honestly, I never assume anyone in a foreign country will speak English and I try to improve my language skills when/where I can, but apparently unless I become fluent - preferably in two or more foreign languages - I'm just an ignoramus living with my head in fog.

      (Hint: the standard of living in Paris is higher than in many parts of the US, ie they don't need your tourist dollars.)

      Hint: slurring each others' nationalities will get us nowhere. The parts of the USA with a standard of living significantly worse than Paris tend to have very, very little population or to be urban slums comparable to the slummy suburbs the French stick Algerians in.

    65. Re:Try France. by AeneaTech · · Score: 1

      70%? Were did you get that number if I may ask? I got mine from the CBS site (Central Buro of Statistics of the Netherlands). Anyway, you said women were not expected to have a career, but even if 70% of the working women are working parttime then they DO have a career....

      Ahh yes, so it's actually in the law books, that really explains why 75% of all the shops are open in Amsterdam on sunday huh? Or the 'koopzondagen' everywhere else or the 'woonboulebards' which are open every 2nd easter day, etc., etc.

      Yes, yes, according to the 'winkeltijdenwet' there are a lot of exceptions possible which allow for 12 'koopzondagen' but also exceptions for entire cities, etc. (read 'Artikel 3 t/m. 8' of the 'winkeltijdenwet'...).

      Also, 7 different christian holidays? I count 5, 6 if you count both xmas days but then 'different' is not correct. New yearsday en may 4th are not religious in nature...

      Also the Netherlands is indeed weird with their 2nd easter and xmas days as well... Not that I do mind, I do so hate the fact that as an office worker I wouldn't benefit from a day off when the regular christian holiday is on a sunday :D

      Ohh, BTW, I can read Dutch just fine thank you very much...

      I do admit there are still some differences here and there, yes, women do get paid less than men still, sigh, but I don't fall for that, if a male (or female) colleague earns more then me while we do the same job, I will really make a big fuss, ask my former employers :D

      But do you honestly believe that other countries are any better? I still believe that as a whole we are better of in the Netherlands than in the US and most other countries...

      But then again, the grass is always greener at the neighbours...

    66. Re:Try France. by magus_melchior · · Score: 1

      For you geeks who don't grok French, run that through Google Translate or Babelfish. :)

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    67. Re:Try France. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sophia Antipolis. ou can find an "only english" high tech job in an European company or a branch of an american company.

      The best food, only 35 hours of work per week (even less if you consider the coffee breaks) and the best women.

    68. Re:Try France. by takeoutphoto · · Score: 0

      You omitted a definite article at the beginning and a possessive adjective at the end. There, got even more French on you.

    69. Re:Try France. by oriol · · Score: 1

      Definitely you would learn french very fast! ;)

      France has so many vacations (especially if you have days work time reduction -- RTT) Then you have around 10 weeks of vacation per year.

      Salary is rather low, but life is cheap if you don't live in Paris.

    70. Re:Try France. by Weedlekin · · Score: 1

      "That's not been my experience, have had a blast in Paris. Just try to speak a little French, it's not that hard."

      Ditto for me. My bad attempts at French also revealed that a surprising number of Parisians (a) can speak at least some English, and (b) will actually do so to people who bother to at least attempt to talk to them in their own language. What they don't react well to is English speakers who think that foreigners will magically understand if they manage to shout loudly and slowly enough while stabbing a finger at a map, menu, or item in a shop.

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    71. Re:Try France. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      France aime les porcs Americains monolingues. Peut-etre que vous pouvez trouver quelque chose, vous chien.

      There, fixed it for you.

      This doesn't mean anything in french.

    72. Re:Try France. by mcvos · · Score: 1

      I wonder if you've got any idea what my thesis actually was. Anyways, you are doing it wrong. Check this out: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nobel_laureates_per_capita. It's quite obvious that Noble prize / capita is a useless stat or do you really believe that the Faroe Islands are the cutting edge of science?

      That is not obvious at all. What should be obvious is that the population of the Faroe Islands is so small that a single laureate will have a dramatic impact on the Nobel prize per capita statistic. Most small countries are at the bottom of the list, having never produced a single laureate. But the occasional small country that does have a laureate immediately jumps to the top of the list.

      However, as soon as you get to countries that have a couple of million inhabitants, the laureate per capita number gets as meaningful as statistics about Nobel laureates can possibly get (which may still not mean a lot).

      But I'll concede anyways: isn't it appearant from the wiki that the US is right in the middle of the european countries? THAT was my thesis: americans aren't particulary stupid.

      That's definitely a good point. But despite the particular lack of stupidity among Americans, there are a lot of really odd ideas in the US, and they have a nasty tendency to have some impact on the rest of the world. (Although it's only fair to say that good ideas from the US also tend to have a big impact in the rest of the world.)

    73. Re:Try France. by mcvos · · Score: 1

      I don't understand your point. I never said that the Bush administration wasn't hypocritical or miusguided, I was merely pointing out that it is unfair to blame the average American.

      No, it's very fair to blame the average American. They voted him into power a second time. After the first time, they could have said "we didn't know he was gonna pull this kind of shit", but even after he got you into the mess in Iraq, he still got re-elected.

      And even after it was clear that he lied, violated the constitution, got the US into the biggest debt ever and supported violation of the Geneva convention, and that his cronies endangered government officials, there still wasn't a mass of average Americans demanding that he'd be impeached.

      If ever there was a US president that required impeachment, it's Bush. Yet Americans aren't even talking about it. That's something you can blame on the average American.

      There's not much the average citizen can do.

      There is something the average citizen can do. They can vote for the other guy. They can vote against everyone who has ever supported him.

      This is why voter turnout is so poor; people know that their elected representatives, when push comes to shove, will obey the whips, not their constituents (your third point).

      That's only because they know the constituents won't whip them. Senators and congressmen aren't in office forever. Vote against the ones who betray their constituents and the rest will learn to listen.

      Its a flawed system, it's just still better than the alternatives.

      Which alternatives? The ones where democracy does work? In Netherland, any governing party that doesn't listen to the voters, will lose seats at the next election. Admittedly most voters are too cowardly to vote for any but the three or four largest parties, but it still seems to work a lot better than the US system.

      There are Boundary Commissions, but the problem is that it's not been politically possible to do much since Maggie got in, because in her term Liverpool and the North-west were almost in open revolt; try removing constituencies then. The Labour party are quite happy as it gives them a boost, so nothing has moved since 1997. Actually, the Boundaries may change in the next couple of years (first time since 1997 in England) and solve the problem, as happened just before 2005 in Scotland (where many constituencies were merged). But they have traditionally had an interesting definition of "fair" whereby proximity to parliament makes you less worthy of representation.

      But why stick to such a silly district system in the first place? Why not use propertional representation like most other democracies?

    74. Re:Try France. by CrimeaRiver · · Score: 1

      I work for a company that used to encourage exchanges between their several international branches. I transferred to France from Ohio nine years ago, speaking hardly a word of the language at the time. The company made the move really easy, with language lessons, an expat stipend, a company car, company apartment, two paid trips home a year, and tax attorneys in both countries.

      Not every company coddles their expats they way mine did, but I'd still definitely recommend transferring within a company. Moving to France with no job and no French skills would have been daunting.

      I learned the language and culture well enough within a few years that when they kicked me off the expat contract I was capable of taking care of myself. I'm still in France today, living more like a grown up again.

    75. Re:Try France. by raju1kabir · · Score: 1

      I still say that's nonsense. The "defacto standard for communication" is the local language, even in the Netherlands for example where English training is quite intense.

      You are misusing the word "standard". Insofar as there is a standard, it's English. "The local language" is a runtime variable; a standard has to be a constant.

      People are talking more Dutch than English everywhere except the large international business (but... most business conducted is not international, is it?).

      It's also the teaching medium in more and more graduate and even undergraduate programmes. And there's no shortage of smaller businesses and NGOs in Amsterdam where English is the main spoken language.

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    76. Re:Try France. by raju1kabir · · Score: 1

      1. Het is verboden een winkel voor het publiek geopend te hebben: a. op zondag;

      Albert Heijn just behind the Queen's palace in Amsterdam is open all day Sunday. As is the one in Leidsestraat.

      c. op werkdagen voor 6 uur en na 22 uur.

      This is clearly not the case either, as there are many shops in Amsterdam open until 3am. They had to trade away morning hours in order to stay open at night. And of course the shops in petrol stations, the airport, train stations, etc., are open whenever they want to be.

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    77. Re:Try France. by rve · · Score: 1

      Have you ever set foot outside of Amsterdam during your stay in that country?

      They make exceptions for the 'touristy' areas,. Keeping up the appearance, lest the rest of the world finds out how modern this place really is.

    78. Re:Try France. by raju1kabir · · Score: 1

      Have you ever set foot outside of Amsterdam during your stay in that country?

      Yes, my stay in that country has lasted a major portion of my life, more than half of it in a small town. I'm just pointing out that the rules aren't as cut-and-dried as presented here. A significant share of the population lives within a reasonable bike ride of supermarkets that are open on Sunday. Over time the number of these will only increase.

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    79. Re:Try France. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because rednecks don't travel that far.

    80. Re:Try France. by JavaRob · · Score: 1

      I still say that's nonsense. The "defacto standard for communication" is the local language, even in the Netherlands for example where English training is quite intense.

      You are misusing the word "standard". Insofar as there is a standard, it's English. "The local language" is a runtime variable; a standard has to be a constant.

      The context of the discussion is "how well can you get by in X country, speaking only English?"

      A standard is an established norm or requirement. The norm for everyday communication is to speak the local language. Most people in Europe are not bilingual local language(s) and English -- i.e., English is a second language.

      If you mean the standard for international business communications, I'd agree -- but that's only useful while you're at work, *if* you work for an international corporation and *if* they conduct all office communications in English (which many do, but not all).

      If you're meeting your neighbors or interacting with local businesses with only local customers, your luck will vary. Personally, I'm in rural France, and most people don't speak English with any kind of fluency if at all, younger people included. The Netherlands is definitely farther along; I have a Dutch friend who came to the US for an MFA in creative writing (in English obviously), and there are many more companies/school programs/etc. with English as the medium, agreed.

      People are talking more Dutch than English everywhere except the large international business (but... most business conducted is not international, is it?).

      It's also the teaching medium in more and more graduate and even undergraduate programmes. And there's no shortage of smaller businesses and NGOs in Amsterdam where English is the main spoken language.

      Again, I'd imagine this depends on where you are in the Netherlands and who you're talking with (international business people, university students, etc. vs. elderly people in small towns).

      But sure, there's much MORE English in the Netherlands, but if you simply add up the amount of Dutch spoken daily vs. the amount of English, it's still far more Dutch.

      I'm not sure where the tipping point is where you speak enough of a "second language" (and start early enough) that you are simply multilingual, but I still doubt that the majority of the Dutch population could have hit that mark. Someday, perhaps.... I'm quite sure the French have not, Paris included.

    81. Re:Try France. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Grammatically, a French would say :
      La France aime les porcs Américains monolingues. Peut-Ãtre que vous pourrez trouver quelque chose.

  28. Go to India by JoshDM · · Score: 5, Funny

    And get some of that sweet in-sourced work from the US.

  29. Re:Stay the fuck where you are! by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I suspect it's largely because of the World Wars that the US currently has such a bad odor in Europe. Europeans know very well what happens when a large, prosperous country with a strong military starts thinking it has a natural right to dominate the world.

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  30. bullshit by speedtux · · Score: 4, Interesting

    None whatsoever, as a general rule. All countries (and EU) protect their labor market and do not allow foreigners to just come and work.

    You do need to get a job offer and get the paperwork done ahead of time, but there are no significant problems for high-tech workers to get work permits in European nations: the process is generally quick and pretty painless.

    1. Re:bullshit by JavaRob · · Score: 1

      Have you tried?

      The process of just moving to France WITHOUT work permits was neither quick nor painless (my wife & I moved here from the US in late 2006).

      We researched the options fairly thoroughly before coming, and we both speak French quite well... without that, it probably would have been much worse.

      I decided NOT to try to get permission to work -- we both kept bank accounts, etc., in the US, and still earn in dollars (not ideal with the current exchange rates, alas...). Basically, if I want to start my own business, that might be possible... simply getting permission to work for a local company is more or less impossible, though.

      I didn't try getting a job in an international company with branches in France -- I spend a week digging around and really didn't see anything of interest near where we wanted to move -- so I can't speak for that approach... but nothing about the paperwork process was "quick & painless", that's for sure.

    2. Re:bullshit by speedtux · · Score: 1

      The process of just moving to France WITHOUT work permits was neither quick nor painless (my wife & I moved here from the US in late 2006).

      As I was saying: you do need a job offer and a work permit ahead of time.

      I decided NOT to try to get permission to work

      And that was your problem. If you go through an employer, it's a lot easier. Under US law, what you do violates immigration law, and it probably does in France as well.

    3. Re:bullshit by austinpoet · · Score: 1

      you obviously didn't read.

      hooray that you went through a tough time doing it the tough way. i'm rather surprised /sarcasm

      I took a job in Netherlands and since I _had_ the job offer and the company wanted me here, I had no trouble moving here except for having to wait a month to get internet in my home.

      so I will say that if you have a job ahead of time, the paperwork is indeed rather quick and painless.

    4. Re:bullshit by JavaRob · · Score: 1

      Wow, snarky. Er; I wouldn't be explaining this in detail if it were illegal. I'm not violating any laws; I don't have any European clients. I do contract software development work for U.S. clients, who pay me in dollars.

      I actually COULD have European clients if I registered as a business here, which I'm allowed to do with the long-stay visa I already have... but it's expensive, and I'm not sure it's worth it.

      I'm still sorting out the tax situation -- I've been paying US taxes but will probably have to start paying French ones instead, now that I'm here more than 1/2 the year -- but that's a separate issue, and I have a specialist expat accountant who's making sure I do it properly.

      If I had found a corporate job (shudder) that offered the flexibility, pay, location, etc. that I wanted (not likely, though I did look), the company would probably have helped with the paperwork, but either way, it's not trivial.

    5. Re:bullshit by JavaRob · · Score: 1

      Sorry, "Have you tried" wasn't intended to be nasty.

      From what I understand from other comments, the paperwork in the Netherlands is much easier than that in France, particularly if you have a company managing it for you.

      But like I said above, I didn't move here to work for a French company, so I don't know how difficult that is *including* the process of landing the job you want -- how many companies are willing to put in the effort to sponsor a foreign employee (when they could hire anyone from the UK or EU without doing that) and how much the company can do for you to ease the process, for example -- but there's a lot of paperwork and many different steps involved either way.

      If you went through the process in the Netherlands, I imagine you can't extend that to say "all of Europe"; I have a brother who did close to what you did (with an international company who already employed him in California... and they brought his car over, paid for a furnished apartment and helped him find long term housing, etc..). But he actually wanted & still would like to move to France -- his wife is French, and they both speak French -- but they haven't managed that yet.

      My "hard way" is perhaps also partly based on the fact that I have been working from home with flexible hours for a long time now, and it was hard to stomach giving that up (and I didn't want to live in Paris...) just so I could move here.

      For people without that limitation, though, there are obviously *some* jobs available for foreigners, France included.

  31. Re:elect obama by pleappleappleap · · Score: 2, Funny

    Obama doesn't have a fucking prayer.

    What is a "fucking prayer"? A prayer that gets you laid?

  32. Re:elect obama by eln · · Score: 1

    That will take far too long, and is far from certain. The correct solution is to obtain a Canadian passport and learn to say "eh" after every sentence.

  33. Seconded Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I also call bullshit on this one. Lots of asian countries, especially singapore, says they lack talent and literally roll out the red carpet for you to come in and work. You Americans are treated like the Gods of whatever you do. As for language, pick a country that has english as an official language (I know singapore does).

    All the best.

  34. Try working for a foreign multinational by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I used to work for Philips Semiconductors, now NXP Semiconductors. They're based in Eindhoven, Netherlands, but have operations in many locations worldwide.

    I used to work in San Jose, CA. There were multiple opportunities to find 6 month to 1 year stints in locations in Europe. The opportunities and locations would depend on where the particular Business Unit had development offices. There would occasionally be expat positions available.

    Other large multinational companies that I would investigate for the kind of opportunities you are looking for might be Sony, Samsung, Toshiba, Infineon, Sharp, etc.

  35. Geekcorp or the like by robla · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Something like Geekcorp would be a great place to look for opportunities.

  36. Working abroad is an experience worth doing. by upuv · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Well as a person who now lives and works abroad I can say it something that everyone should do.

    It has many benefits. Least of which is cash.

    First off and most importantly it opens your eyes to the greater culture of the planet. Being someone from the "new" world this is even more important. As North America suffers from a homoginised culture. Less so Canada.

    Secondly the experience both for work and personal. Work wise your experience in different cultures working can only help you back at home. Secondly the experience you gain personally will enhance your life and alter your life priorities.

    Now for the tough part the how too.

    First off do your research in an area you wish to live. What is the cost of living etc. Secondly start to look at the job market in the region. Google will be your friend here.

    For example: Rent in Sydney Aus in the city runs you about $400-$600au a week. That's about $350-$500us. Which for most american's is gigantic cash.

    At this time several markets are suffering from a downturn in IT. So be careful. This is a particularily sensitive time for employment. Many regions of the world have laws that prefer citizens over foreign people. Others require lengthy and costly Visa and certification procedures. Also some countries foreign workers are not governed by labor laws no matter what they do. So you may not have the protections the locals do. So again this is a point of research.

    If you are going to a non English speaking country. Make sure you have someone translate you CV/resume before you go. And then again when you get there. Make sure they understand the subject matter in the CV/resume. Otherwise you may end up looking like a professional gopher cage cleaner.

    Some countries have issues with American's. So be careful. For example a job in Egypt for an American could have personal safety issues. ( I picked a country and random. )

    Moving countries is hard work but well worth it. I have been doing it for almost 20 years. So don't be afraid. If your mind is set on it, you can do it.

    I could ramble on for hours. But I'll leave it at this.

    1. Re:Working abroad is an experience worth doing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For example: Rent in Sydney Aus in the city runs you about $400-$600au a week. That's about $350-$500us. Which for most american's is gigantic cash.

      Incidentally, most Americans pay rent monthly. $500US seems small until you realize that the actual range is $1400-$2000US. It's also worth noting that that is similar to prices in New York City (Manhattan): http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/aap/

      I was curious why you were using weekly numbers. It seems like that's just the standard there: http://sydney.craigslist.com.au/apa/

  37. Re:elect obama by caerwyn · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Ahh.. not having heard of someone before an election is, in fact, reason to make some assumptions about the individual's qualifications. In addition, once someone comes onto the political stage, a reasonable background information packet is assembled quite rapidly- so the fact that someone hasn't been heard of prior to the current political environment is hardly enough, by itself, to preclude people from forming rapid (and often accurate) opinions about the individual.

    But that doesn't help your quest to label people as "group-think"-ers and idiots. Sorry. Is my rationality interfering with your political agenda?

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  38. Re:What opportunities for a European in the USA by theripper · · Score: 2, Informative

    incorrect with "they're" and correct with "there"

    "they are probably are not as many opportunities"

    not so much

    "there probably are not as many opportunities"

    better

  39. Re:Stay the fuck where you are! by FishWithAHammer · · Score: 1, Insightful

    ...they come in and save Europe from the Germans?

    (Tongue only slightly in cheek, but drawing parallels between the United States and Germany under Wilhelm or Hitler is hilarious. If you want to spew that kind of bullshit, go look at their closer, nastier neighbor in Russia.)

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  40. Re:Stay the fuck where you are! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Really? I traveled in Europe well before 9/11/2001 and never noticed that Europeans (western) had any love for the US then. They were just missing a good excuse to hate the US (I mean, lets face it, it was the US picking up most of the tab for the DISASTER the Europeans caused in AFRICA... but I digress). Before 9/11 Europeans just called us "fat and ugly", now they can call us "warmongerer's". Which is Ironic considering that the worse humanitarian disaster in the history of humanity was caused exclusively by Europeans (WWI and WWII).

    Its just plain bat shit silly that the world doesnt hate Europe as much as they hate the US. Lets face it, 90% of the worlds problems today is caused by the actions of EU nations circa 1600-1900. (mostly before the creation of the US, and before the US became a real world player)

  41. Working Holiday Visa by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you want to work in Europe, speaking English with an opportunity to learn another language, your options are the Netherlands, Belgium, Denmark, Sweden & Norway & Nokia (oops, I mean Finland)

    All of these countries have high tech sectors that their own populations can't sustain & import foreign workers (from all over the place) who use English as a working lingua fraca.

    All the countries I listed above allow working Holiday visas for 1-2 years for many western countries (not sure about the US, sorry) for workers under the age of 31.

    If you can't get such a visa, consider the same countries, but apply for jobs online, making it clear that you need a visa / sponsorship / whatever.

    Good luck!

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    1. Re:Working Holiday Visa by amrs · · Score: 1

      If you want to work in Europe, speaking English with an opportunity to learn another language, your options are the Netherlands, Belgium, Denmark, Sweden & Norway & Nokia (oops, I mean Finland)

      Yes, I'd say these kind of "small&weird language" countries are probably easier for an English only person to live in, as most people you meet both in and outside work will know English too. Then again, learning a small language probably won't be that useful, at least professionally. Of course, learning one foreign language makes it easier to learn more, you can develop an almost uncanny ability to figure things out of from context without knowing exactly what all the words mean.

      In my experience larger European countries, like France, Germany or Spain have lots of people who only know the local language, so life outside work may get lonely until you learn at least a little of the language. Of course, things can be different if you find work in a place where there are lots of foreigners already, like Sophia Antipolis near Nice in France. The weather is very nice there too...

      As for finding work abroad, large international companies often have their job openings concentrated on one page, so finding jobs in those kind of companies should be fairly easy.

    2. Re:Working Holiday Visa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately, US citizens are not eligible for working holiday visas. The reason is that it is a reciprocal program, and the US is not willing to give out such visas to people from other countries.

    3. Re:Working Holiday Visa by SimonInOz · · Score: 4, Funny

      Sorry to seem negative, but if my (limited, Holland/Belgium) experience is anything to go by, you will fail to learn the language in these countries. Certainly, despite attempts, I ended up with little more than a smattering of Dutch.
      Why - they want to practice their (already good) English. So it's hard.
      And you are never going to learn Finnish. It's impossible, apparently. (There's a rumour that even Finns speak to other in English when no one else is listening, but it might not be true).

      It's fun though! Go for it.

      (Personally, I'm always pleased when I meet an American that even knows there are other countries, let alone has actually been there)

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    4. Re:Working Holiday Visa by Skapare · · Score: 1

      At least in Denmark, there is a waiver for the age line for the IT sector. I have not checked the others, yet.

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    5. Re:Working Holiday Visa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      As a danish citizen I can only confirm what the GP said. English is the corporate language in many large corporations in denmark and we will ofcourse teach you enough danish to pick up girls, order beers, and so forth :-)

    6. Re:Working Holiday Visa by JanneM · · Score: 1

      Also, Sweden is considering a much simpler, easier visa system for foreign workers (might be enacted into law this year): If you get a job in Sweden paying the prevailing wage, you get a two-year working visa. If you still have a job when it expires it is extended for two years. If you have employment when that visa expires you get a permanent visa.

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    7. Re:Working Holiday Visa by LKM · · Score: 1

      It's true that people in Europe will often speak to you in English, but it's more out of consideration for you, rather than because they want to practice. If you tell them that you're trying to learn their language, they will respect this and only switch to English if there's a misunderstanding.

    8. Re:Working Holiday Visa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why wouldn't France be an option?

    9. Re:Working Holiday Visa by jabithew · · Score: 2, Informative

      Finnish is not an Indo-European language, which makes it a bit more distinct (considering that all of the languages from the Gaeltachtai of Donegal through to Bangladesh are Indo-European, except Arabic, Turkish and Hungarian).

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    10. Re:Working Holiday Visa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I worked in Norway for a couple of years. It's about the wealthiest country in the world, so the pay is excellent and the technology companies are very interesting. It's fucking cold during winter though...

    11. Re:Working Holiday Visa by rasherbuyer · · Score: 1

      Good luck trying to learn Dutch in the Netherlands - even if you speak to people in Dutch they will respond in English. That's literally anybody under the age of 50.

    12. Re:Working Holiday Visa by NekoXP · · Score: 3, Informative

      :D

      I wish I hadn't posted so I could mod this up :)

      I think the Dutch are very excited to speak English, but you'll only get that at work. The moment you go to the store, the lady behind the deli counter won't speak a nit of English - possibly purely stubborn, I am sure they know English, they just don't want to think in it (let's be honest, meat and cheese in other languages is not something you'd commit to memory even if you worked in it). The other problem is that Dutch companies (unlike German or French companies) won't pay you to go learn Dutch. They're happy with your English. A lot of German companies will sign you up to a conversation-level German language course, before they put you in for anything else like a CCNA or MCSE whatever.

      You pick it up eventually, and can get around, to the point that you are at the same risk of getting some kind of throat cancer practising your words.. I've heard actually the best way is to have a kid, and send them to school. They come back speaking Dutch, and you HAVE to learn it..

      I think there is a definite toss-up though between learning a marginal, single-country language (Finnish, Swedish) for that country, and learning a more generic and "mainstream" one (French, German, etc.). You can get around France, Switzerland, Belgium and most of the Netherlands with French. Same with German, and you can add Austria to it too. If the intent is to travel around Europe, knowing Norwegian is not going to get you very far outside of Norway..

    13. Re:Working Holiday Visa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      And you are never going to learn Finnish. It's impossible, apparently. (There's a rumour that even Finns speak to other in English when no one else is listening, but it might not be true).

      Heh, one of the reasons that we (I'm from Finland) change language to English even when English speaker can speak little bit of Finnish, is that people whose first language is English pronounce Finnish such an awful way. It is really painful to listen, so we return the compliment and start speaking English. :)

      Germans aren't so bad at butchering our language and Spanish and Italians sound almost native. :)

      Oh, and more thing. English natives tend to speak Finnish using mostly nominatives and only small subsets of cases (understandably, since there are 15 cases for nouns), which makes them sound like Tarzan. :)

    14. Re:Working Holiday Visa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You'll lose lots of details if you can't speak the language. You could do well in Scandinavia (Denmark) in English but you need to understand culture no matter where you are - and danish culture is quite different from american culture - or german for that matter.

    15. Re:Working Holiday Visa by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

      Sorry to seem negative, but if my (limited, Holland/Belgium) experience is anything to go by, you will fail to learn the language in these countries. Certainly, despite attempts, I ended up with little more than a smattering of Dutch. Why - they want to practice their (already good) English. So it's hard.

      My gf had this problem when she moved into the Netherlands. Her solution: when someone addressed her in English, she'd answer (in passable Dutch): Sorry, I do not speak English. Of course that's not going to work with people who know where you are from.

      But seriously, learning the language means making the effort, expecting people speak Dutch to you all day is not enough. Insist that people do, though. Read books to build up a vocabulary. Consider enrolling in an intensive 1-2 week course. I know several people from abroad who have made the effort to learn the language in about a year. Enough to let them operate in an all Dutch speaking company, or take exams in Dutch. Be prepared though, it will take a lot of your free time to learn a new language.

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    16. Re:Working Holiday Visa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is that people whose first language is English pronounce Finnish such an awful way.

      Even Irish people? (assuming you've ever met one) Just curious. We're usually pretty good at picking up languages - while we tend to speak a dialect of Irish-influenced English (Hiberno-English) as a first language, we usually learn Irish too, and in terms of language sounds, Irish is kind of, um, well...

    17. Re:Working Holiday Visa by Kenz0r · · Score: 1

      Good luck trying to learn Dutch in the Netherlands - even if you speak to people in Dutch they will respond in English. That's literally anybody under the age of 50.

      And might I add to that: especially anyone working in IT. But that's a good thing.
      When you arrive in a foreign country looking for a place to live and a job, do you want to be utterly helpless because of a language barrier? There's plenty of programs in the Netherlands and Belgium to learn Dutch.
      We've got a lot of immigration coming from the middle-east for a while, and those immigrants need (and usually want) to learn dutch, because most locals don't speak Moroccan Arabic or Turkish.
      So while you can learn the language from a native teacher, at your own pace, you will be understood perfectly by the locals and colleagues at work when speaking English.

      One more thing: Don't expect to pick up on any French of German if you're in the Dutch speaking part of Belgium, all three might be the official national languages, most people only speak one of them. It's a bit ironic, but most Dutch-speaking Belgians will understand and speak English a lot better than French.

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    18. Re:Working Holiday Visa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Basque, estonian, sami languages, maltese, georgian, chechen and gagauz are among the many non indo-european languages spoken in Europe.
      Finnish is, at least, related to hungarian and estonan. Try an isolated language like basque now THAT's really difficult

    19. Re:Working Holiday Visa by airmax · · Score: 1

      As a native french speaker, who speaks also some german, and goes to Amsterdam every there weeks I don't have the same experience.

      What you are saying is true for the dutch-speaking part of Belgium. In Netherland, everybody except foreigners are speaking a very good English. If in Amsterdam the lady behind the deli counter doesn't speak english, then it's because she's not Dutch (there are lots of foreign worker in Amsterdam, maybe a good choice).

      With French, you can go :
      - in France.
      - in half of belgium. The other half speaks french, but doesn't want to speak it (native french speakers are often ignored if they don't speak dutch).
      - east of switzerland. The german part of switzerland does not really know french.
      - Luxembourg
      - Réunion Island, Guadeloupe, new caledonia and all other french dependencies around the world.
      - Africa. Nearly half the countries of Africa are officially french-speaking.
      - Mauritius, Seychelles.
      - In Canada (Québec).

      With german :
      - Germany
      - Austria
      - most of Switzerland
      - Luxembourg
      - France... if you stay near the german border.

      With Spanish :
      - Spain
      - Most of South and Central America
      - France... if you stay very near the spanish border.
      - United States :)

      If the intend is to learn a second langage, French and Spanish are the most usefull. But you will never find a job in Spain if you don't speak english, and it will be hard in France also.

      If you want to learn French, Luxembourg and Brussels are a very good choice. In these cities, you can exercise french and it won't be too difficult to find a job as an english-speaker only.

    20. Re:Working Holiday Visa by Mark_in_Brazil · · Score: 1

      Sorry to seem negative, but if my (limited, Holland/Belgium) experience is anything to go by, you will fail to learn the language in these countries. Certainly, despite attempts, I ended up with little more than a smattering of Dutch.

      This doesn't surprise me.
      I lived in a French-speaking canton of Switzerland for five months in 1987, and I have visited the following countries where English is not the native language: Italy; Monaco (OK, OK, but it was kinda cool); Austria; Czechoslovakia, which doesn't exist anymore, but it did when I went in '87; Germany; Denmark; the Netherlands; France; Spain; Portugal; Greece; Chile; and Brazil. Chile was just a ski trip, and Greece was the only country I visited with a group, but even there I did get out and wander on my own and talk to locals. In Greece I had to use English, and in Chile I used Portuguese first, then some combination of Portuguese, English, and gestures if Portuguese didn't work. I have lived in Brazil for a bit more than eight years. Also, I spent several years in universities in the US, getting a B.A., M.S., and Ph.D. in physics. While I was in academia, I met a lot of foreign students.
      And in all this experience meeting people who speak English as a second language, I have to say that the Dutch are the ones whose English has impressed me the most. I've met individuals from other countries who speak English really well, including some who could pass for native speakers, but I have yet to meet a Dutch person whose English was anything less than excellent. I think foreign language education in the Netherlands must be really good.

      --
      "It is nice to know that the computer understands the problem. But I would like to understand it too." --Eugene Wigner
    21. Re:Working Holiday Visa by Mark_in_Brazil · · Score: 1

      I've found that once you have a certain level of proficiency in a language, you don't even need to tell people. My experience is in South America, not Europe, but when I would give technical presentations about cryptographic security or network synchronization here, sometimes the customers would start out speaking English to me, but once I started the presentation in Portuguese or spoke briefly with one of my colleagues in Portuguese and the customer reps noticed that I could really speak, they switched over to Portuguese immediately.

      --
      "It is nice to know that the computer understands the problem. But I would like to understand it too." --Eugene Wigner
    22. Re:Working Holiday Visa by cymru_slam · · Score: 1

      Yeah - when I worked in Amsterdam I had lot's of weird conversations where I was speaking Dutch and getting replies in English. However once they realised that I could get along just fine in Dutch they were really happy that someone had bothered to learn Dutch. I also lived in Germany but my experience there was of people repeatedly giving me Grammar corrections - their intentions were good, but I found it really frustrating. As long as the Dutch guys could understand me they just went with the flow. Funniest thing is that in the Netherlands, the Belgians have a reputation for speaking with a strange dialect, so I was always getting asked if I was Belgian :-)

    23. Re:Working Holiday Visa by Peter+Bortas · · Score: 1

      Actually, learning Norwegian will make you understand Swedish, Danish and some Icelandic.

      Learning Swedish will for some reason only make you understand Norwegian and some Icelandic. You will understand what the Danes _write_, but not what they say.

      That said, citizens of the Nordic countries will just as gladly speak English with you if they are schooled after WW2. For some reason German dropped from secondary to third language after that.

    24. Re:Working Holiday Visa by Alioth · · Score: 1

      What about Spain? Spanish is a good language to learn, what with >400M+ native speakers of the language worldwide, many reasonably close to back home in the USA. Something like 50% of the planet can either speak Spanish or English (not necessarily as their native language of course) so Spanish is a great language to learn.

    25. Re:Working Holiday Visa by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      interesting enough the same is also true the other way around.
      finns talking english usually sounds painful, finns talking german is much more pleasant.

      also, finnish pronounciation is not that difficult with a bit of russian and estonian background ;-)

      btw there is a russian joke which is imho fitting:

      a russian guy living in estonia goes shopping and tries to speak to the clerk in a very bad estonian.
      the clerk says: speak russian, i can understand it
      the guy answers: no way, we had to endure butchered russian for 50 years, so now we return the favour.

      --
      "It's such a fine line between stupid and clever" -- David St. Hubbins, Spinal Tap
    26. Re:Working Holiday Visa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can attest to this as well. Right out of college I hopped on a plane to Europe for "a few weeks". I started in Paris, roamed around Germany for awhile, and ended up getting a job in Copenhagen. It was much easier than I thought it would be. Since as the parent said, Denmark can't satisfy the demand for technical workers from their own population, they are very welcoming to foreigners with said experience. Getting a visa for 2 years took me all of 15 minutes. They literally put me to the head of the line, asked me a few questions and then asked me how long I wanted to stay. Also, the official language of the office was English, since many of the workers weren't from Denmark. It was by far one of the best things I have ever done in my life. But, you will have to tolerate the occasional annoying conversation about "how much America" sucks. The language is very hard to learn, I only learned enough to get by, but you don't need a car, getting a bank account was a cinch...it was just great.

    27. Re:Working Holiday Visa by SimonInOz · · Score: 1

      Sorry.

      --
      "Cats like plain crisps"
    28. Re:Working Holiday Visa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I actually found Finnish to be not overly difficult, no more so than Japanese anyway. Being so different seems to make it easier for me cause I don't get it confused with anything else. Plus Finnish is just a beautiful and fascinating language.

    29. Re:Working Holiday Visa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The strange dialect goes both ways. I lived in the French speaking part of Belgium for a bit, and due to my French being just a little off, they thought I was dutch.

    30. Re:Working Holiday Visa by ps2os2 · · Score: 1

      Here is a hint and it may be way out of date. A LONG time ago the US ARMY used to hire Americans who were on long vacations in Europe. I do not remember the specifics other than they were lowly GS-5's or 6's. IIRC (iffy) its for a limited amount of time say 2 years .
      They do not advertise the fact just go over there and keep your ears open as to what bases have big computers. My boss was a GS-15 (about the highest you can go) Most of the other long term civilians were GS-12's (again this was *LONG* ago)

    31. Re:Working Holiday Visa by caluml · · Score: 1

      The trouble with Finnish is that not enough places speak it. I hear the Finns are great people, and that Finland is a lovely place - but honestly, I'm not going to try and learn Finnish - there's Sweden, Norway, and Denmark nearby, all of which are vaguely related to each other. (Icelandic too?)
      Then, carrying on south, you have Holland, Germany, Austria, Switzerland, where a Germanic rooted language can at least help you understand/guess at what something means in a close language. Ik ben een/Ich bin ein, etc. Slavic languages are different from each other, but I can understand a bit of Croatian/Slovak/Polish from my Russian knowledge. And then of course, all the Latin languages.

    32. Re:Working Holiday Visa by mcvos · · Score: 1

      I think foreign language education in the Netherlands must be really good.

      I think it's because we subtitle all films and TV series, instead of dubbing them in Dutch.

      Well, it's bound to be a factor anyway. But many Dutch (not me, though) are also pretty good at French or German. But rarely as good as they are at English.

      Even so, I've also encountered a Dutch manager in an international bank who worked with a mix of Dutch, Indian, German and English programmers, whose English really made me cringe. (The manager's English, I mean. Not the English programmers'.) In fact, there are a lot of English books written by Dutchmen about how awful some Dutch are at English. Some of them are quite funny, most just try to be.

    33. Re:Working Holiday Visa by Jeppe+Salvesen · · Score: 1

      Danish is difficult. ;)

      Either way, Scandinavia&Benelux (and Switzerland?) are great choices for Americans who want to work abroad for a few years - since there's a need for highly educated staff and English is often the official language within a company (we all want to take part in the larger EU market rather than limiting ourselves to just the national markets). All internal documents are written in slightly awkward English.

      Then again, given the good English level of the population, we prefer to impress you with our excellent English skills over giving you language lessons.

      --

      Stop the brainwash

    34. Re:Working Holiday Visa by raju1kabir · · Score: 1

      If you want to learn Spanish, learn it in Central or South America.

      Spaniards speak incredibly quickly, have dramatic regional accents, and are impatient with learners.

      In Latin America, on the other hand, they speak more slowly and clearly, there's - surprisingly - less variation (among mainstream urban Spanish dialects) continentwide than just on the Iberian Peninsula, and random strangers are happy to sit around all afternoon helping you master the language. And let's face it, only a tiny fraction of these 400m Spanish speakers are speaking the Spain varieties.

      --
      "Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it." -- GBS
    35. Re:Working Holiday Visa by raju1kabir · · Score: 1

      I hear the Finns are great people, and that Finland is a lovely place

      You heard wrong. Finland is a cold and dismal place, and too many Finns are cold and dismal people.

      Plus, the booze costs too much.

      --
      "Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it." -- GBS
    36. Re:Working Holiday Visa by raju1kabir · · Score: 1

      I have yet to meet a Dutch person whose English was anything less than excellent.

      Go to the Netherlands and head out into the countryside. Many of my older rural relatives can barely squeeze out a sentence in English. Even younger people in the smaller towns have a hard time with it, since they never practise outside of school. Many TV shows are in English, true, but they're subtitled, so it's easy to "cheat".

      This is not to deny that overall the level of English in the Netherlands is excellent for a completely non-native tongue. But definitely not every Dutch person is fluent; far from it.

      --
      "Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it." -- GBS
    37. Re:Working Holiday Visa by MonkeyCookie · · Score: 1

      When I was working in Germany an an intern, I had people speak to me in English at first when I started the internship, because they knew I was American. I spoke pretty good German, and I wanted to speak only German, so instead of trying to convince them not to speak English, I just listened to what they were saying and responded in German. After a few weeks of speaking only German with them, nobody bothered to speak to me in English any more.

      My English skills did come in handy there. Someone was speaking with some technical support in Ireland, and couldn't understand the tech support's strong Irish accent. They figured that since my native language was English, I might do better, so they had me speak to tech support. The problem was that the guy's Irish accent was so incredibly strong, that I could scarcely understand him either. I eventually got the information we needed, but I had to get the tech support guy to repeat himself a lot.

  42. Re:Stay the fuck where you are! by debatem1 · · Score: 1

    To dislike what a government does is one thing. To dislike an entire country's worth of people because of it is another.

  43. Re:elect obama by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The higher tax rates will only affect those who have enough money that they could live anywhere they wanted in the first place. The tax rates for most of the people, including the middle and the upper-middle class will go down. Programmers generally classify as upper-middle class, so they will not be discouraged.

  44. They have more regulations, for good reason. by sethstorm · · Score: 1

    [1] I don't think US citizens are so gung-ho on it either, rather it appears that lobbyists have had a large influence on policy.

    Those lobbyists are part of why there's a disconnect between Washington and the public. That's why it's finally being challenged, but only after 30+ years of junk.

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    Twitter supports and protects racists - by smearing their critics with the "Hate Speech" label.
  45. kdawson : Netherlands would be a good choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    @ kdawson,

    The Netherlands is a great place to work as a foreigner, everyone speaks english, and there are some special constructions setup for what are called "Knowledge Migrants", which allow IT and highly technical skilled workers, among others, emigrate into and obtain work status more easily through a sponsorship program from a company seeking such skilled workers.

    Plus, depending on the terms of the sponsoring company, you may be able to apply for the 30% tax ruling, reducing your overall income tax by 30% for the first 10 years in NL.

    Additionally, there's the Dutch-American Friendship agreement, which if you are willing to be a free-lance contractor, enables you to easily setup a company with minimal foreign capital investment, allowing you to work as a self-employed person.

    Check out http://www.expatica.com/

    Get a good immigration lawyer to help you out. It'll cost a little, but will go far to prevent you from getting in any sort of legal bind, which you don't want when you are a guest in that country.

    Cheers & Good luck

    Crypto

  46. Stay out of Europe dude! by suck_burners_rice · · Score: 1, Funny

    If you're American, better stay out of Europe, or any country for that matter... That is, unless you people elect that Greek god dude in November.

    --
    McCain/Palin '08. Now THAT's hope and change!
    1. Re:Stay out of Europe dude! by Z00L00K · · Score: 2, Informative

      Nah... Just expect the usual irony over the cup of coffee in the morning along with the usual jokes about American coffee...

      Unless you want to work in countries that has been battered by the US recently like Serbia the worst thing you probably have to stand are comments about the US in general.

      --
      If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker would destroy civilization.
    2. Re:Stay out of Europe dude! by JavaRob · · Score: 1

      Agreed; I moved to France a couple of years ago, and though there are varying levels of frustration over Bush's policies (as there is in the US), I've had NO anger or disrespect of any kind directed towards me personally. On the other hand, I've had a few elderly people tell me that America basically gets a free pass for almost anything because of their personal experiences with US infantry during WWII... I don't think most Americans have a concept of war like many of the French have -- e.g., there's a village near where I live where *everyone* was rounded up and killed (Oradour-sur-Glane); there are still simmering angers with families who collaborated with the Nazis in some way; many, many villages basically lost all men of marriageable age, so a lot of families were drastically changed/died out/land changed hands/etc..

      And there are still a decent number of young people who are basically baffled that I would move from NY to rural France when that's the exact opposite of what they'd love to do.

      Fortunately, I suppose, the situation is much more complex than the idiotic American Freedom Fries and all that nonsense.

    3. Re:Stay out of Europe dude! by Rediscover · · Score: 1

      > [French] elderly people tell me that America basically gets a free pass ...
      > because of their personal experiences with US infantry during WWII
      My gf and I experienced the same with elderly in Greece.
      Example: One young lady made a comment about not liking Americans about/to
      my gf, and this older gentleman nearby stopped being so nice and pretty much
      read-her-the-riot-act, claiming if it wasn't for the US troops bringing
      food and helping out then she wouldn't be there because her lineage would
      have died off. He was quite harsh with her.

  47. American Citizens working abroad by Dantoo · · Score: 5, Funny

    " What sort of opportunities are there for American citizens to work abroad?"

    Lots of opportunities with this outfit:

    [URL]http://www.marines.com/page/usmc.jsp[/URL]

    "Any hassles I should know about?"
    Nothing we can't train you for son.

    On a more serious note, if you are under 29 there is a class of working VISA available in many countries that allows you to work there for up to 12 months with few restrictions.

    1. Re:American Citizens working abroad by crossmr · · Score: 1

      actually the working holiday visa can have a lot of restrictions. They try to emphasize the "holiday" portion of it. For example in korea, I'm limited to 3 month stretches of employment (I can keep working but I have to change jobs), 3 month stretches of school, and I'm not allowed to work in a whole host of jobs, anything professional (doctor, lawyer, etc..etc..) and for some reason not as a receptionist. I'm also not supposed to work at anything that goes against good morals..

      I think it boils down to me being allowed to be the poster boy at some local restaurants.

    2. Re:American Citizens working abroad by gordo3000 · · Score: 1

      just to warn you, most are NOT available to American citizens and the US does not reciprocate such offers. For example, Japanese citizens have about 10 countries they can choose to take a working holiday in but the US isn't one of them.

    3. Re:American Citizens working abroad by Timosch · · Score: 1

      Join the Army, travel around the world, see many places, meet interesting people - and kill them.
      Oh, I'm sorry, that post was about the USMC...
      But why the hell does a US military branch have a .com domain? What happened to .mil?

  48. I hear Guantonamo is nice this time of year by topham · · Score: 0

    I hear Guantonamo is nice this time of year

  49. Visa's gonna suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, Europe isn't so hot on immigration. You should get a job with a large American company that does business in Europe then transfer over to that branch. Any gigantic company should do. Just ask the HR department if they have a process for doing it and if it's a realistic option. You are looking for "of course" and "we do it all the time, in fact it's encouraged." If you get anything less it's probably going to be a huge hassle.

    I'd give you some options, but I don't want to direct you to any industry in particular. More important than the where is the what IMO. At least that's a professional perspective. Others will give different opinions and you need to pick what works for you.

  50. Go for a masters abroad - Plenty of work on campus by MrZaius · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There are very strong English language masters programs available in engineering schools and universities in Sweden and Finland (also this one), and presumably the rest of Scandinavia as well.

    You haven't lived till you've biked over a frozen lake or read a book in perfect daylight at 2AM. Some schools have industries right next to campus to tap the student labor force and nearly all the universities have ample jobs for masters students right there on campus. This is also the perfect choice to allow you to maximize your vacation opportunities - Cheap student rates and lengthy school breaks. A university is also the ideal environment in which to study the language, both in a formal setting and with the students that are much more used to dealing with foreigners on a daily basis than the rest of the population.

    That said, there's plenty of sysadmin jobs abroad under the employ of the US government, if you're willing to give up on coding at work for a while. See usajobs.gov and careers.state.gov. Simplifies dealing with visas and such.

  51. Re:elect obama by smidget2k4 · · Score: 3, Funny

    And how does one submit these "fucking prayers"?

  52. Check out the Czech Republic! by ringo74 · · Score: 1

    In my opinion the Czech Rep is worth considering; there is a huge demand for experienced programmers there. From my experience the college or university you come from matters little, so does the fact that you only speak English (at least in the larger foreign companies' local subsidiaries: Oracle, Sun, IBM, Microsoft, Google... to name just a few). Being a post-communist country which still has some way to go before catching up, the wages there remain way below US or North/Western European standards, but the costs of living are equally lower and Prague is a plain fabulous city to stay in :)

    1. Re:Check out the Czech Republic! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been there on a holiday, the food is GREAT.

  53. Maybe Sweden? by Tord · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Without knowing too much details about the alternatives it seems to me that Sweden would fit your bill nicely for the following reasons:

    * Large IT-sector which regularly accepts English-speaking foreign labor in their workforce with no demands for knowing any Swedish.
    * English is the second language and is spoken more or less fluently among most of the population (especially the younger one), more so than in Germany, France or Finland.
    * Safe, generally non-violent place with all kinds of security nets if things would go wrong, like (almost) free hospitals.
    * 25 days of vacation per year guaranteed by law. Most people have 4 weeks of continuous vacation during the summer which is a great time to travel around the rest of Europe.

    Only thing speaking against Sweden as far as I can see is that it might not be exotic enough for your taste since it both culturally and geographically is quite close to your neighbor in north, Canada.

    1. Re:Maybe Sweden? by Skapare · · Score: 1

      There is Sweden right here in the USA. We call it Minnesota.

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      now we need to go OSS in diesel cars
    2. Re:Maybe Sweden? by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

      Only thing speaking against Sweden as far as I can see is that it might not be exotic enough for your taste since it both culturally and geographically is quite close to your neighbor in north, Canada.

      What, Canada's near America? Wow, I hadn't heard that!

    3. Re:Maybe Sweden? by ooh456 · · Score: 1

      I am an American web programmer living in Stockholm Sweden for over 3 years. I love it here. I speak only English at work. If you are competent in any major programming language it will be easy to get papers and a job here.

      Your lack of work experience may be the only thing holding you back. Employers of course are practical and want real-world experience as well as a college degree. Get a job in the States for a year or so and then nothing will stop you from jumping the pond.

    4. Re:Maybe Sweden? by Pushpabon · · Score: 1

      Except that at least, or especially, Upper Peninsula is Finland.

    5. Re:Maybe Sweden? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You haven't research much about it do you??

      Free medical care (including room in hospitals) is available for any foreigner in i would say any country in the EU, you just have to get sick.

      25 days of vacation is the law i would say in most of EU countries (except UK) as well.

      Maybe my world maps are wrong, but geographically close to Canada?

      I agree with you about your 'culturally quite close to Canada', they have TV too...

    6. Re:Maybe Sweden? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you have children, the public schools and universities are also quite good. As far as I know, all top universities in Sweden are free, no matter which field you are interested in.

    7. Re:Maybe Sweden? by mousse-man · · Score: 1

      And very high taxation. Always take a hint why people are leaving their countries.

      Germany is also bad in this hindsight, as is France.

    8. Re:Maybe Sweden? by dasunt · · Score: 1

      That would be Michigan that has an Upper Peninsula, not Minnesota.

      There is a Finland, Minnesota. It's north of Duluth.

    9. Re:Maybe Sweden? by Pushpabon · · Score: 1

      Oops Michinga indeed. You're absolutely right.

    10. Re:Maybe Sweden? by Roguan · · Score: 1

      * Large IT-sector which regularly accepts English-speaking foreign labor in their workforce with no demands for knowing any Swedish. * English is the second language and is spoken more or less fluently among most of the population (especially the younger one), more so than in Germany, France or Finland. * Safe, generally non-violent place with all kinds of security nets if things would go wrong, like (almost) free hospitals. * 25 days of vacation per year guaranteed by law. Most people have 4 weeks of continuous vacation during the summer which is a great time to travel around the rest of Europe.

      True

      ...since it both culturally and geographically is quite close to your neighbor in north, Canada.

      True, with major limitations: The cultural differences are actually quite many; however, easily overcome and adapted. Another vote for Sweden. I am from the States, born and raised. Came to Sweden to study abroad, fell in love... After I finished my studies (BS CompSci), I came back to Sweden and live and work. I had 7-8 job offers before I took a job at Ericsson in Stockholm.
      - In the large coporations here, native English is a massive advantage.
      - Swedish is not entirely difficult, I spoke fluently after 8 months.
      - 5 week vacation is wonderful, not to do without.
      - The workplace is fairly relaxed and, on the whole, extremely welcoming.
      - Taxes account for almost all major privatised expenses (insurance, healthcare, education).
      - The socio-economic range is heavily weighted in the middle class. The poverty line is "high" compared to the states.
      - Most organisations have fairly flat hierarchies. Easy to have a friendly conversation with "the boss".
      - The immigration procedure is nearly 100% hassle-free coming from the states. Just paper-work really.
      - If you are not 50+ (and even then). Relatively, it is Really Really Really, and I stress this, Really difficult to get fired. Unless of course, you are trying...
      - Stockholm or GÃteborg (Gothenburg) are the cities I would recommend most. Uppsala and Malmà also have a good rep.
      - Start with some of the larger companies and look for positions in Stockholm:

      As for computer related work you do have a few of the international businesses like Accenture, IBM, HP, Logica [logica.com] over here too, but also a few local ones like Ãf...F [www.af.se], Cybercom Group [cybercomgroup.com], Epsilon [epsilon.nu], Semcon [semcon.se], Sigma [sigma.se].

      - Get 6-months or a year at one of these biggies (also, Saab, Volvo, Ericsson) and after you have acquired conversational Swedish, move to a company you like.
      Best of luck!

  54. Re:elect obama by bigmacd24 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yes, obama will force upper middle class workers to flee from America to Europe, to enjoy their world renowned reputation for low taxes and small governments.

  55. Europe can be difficult to get in to by nitroamos · · Score: 2, Informative

    I've been wondering exactly the same thing as yourself, and here are some of the conclusions I've come to.

    First of all, language. I would guess that the other employees at almost any job you would want would speak English, so that's not a problem. However, it would be nice to speak with the locals, too. Here's a measure of English ability. The summary is that the best English speaking countries are UK, Ireland, Holland, Denmark, and Sweden. I'll add Germany to the list because I've known several people who've gone there and said they had no problems. English is ok in tourist destinations anywhere. For example, you don't need to know French to live in Paris, but the rest of France would be tough. Of course, being an American, learning Spanish would be very helpful, so you might want to put Spain on your list, just to force yourself to improve, but English/non-Spanish speakers I know said Spain was difficult.

    Second, actually getting a job can be difficult. I have been looking around to see if I could maybe get a job somewhere like Sweden (where most of my ancestors were from), but it looks like the Northern European countries have very strict labor laws for other Europeans, and so it's even harder for a non-European to get a job and a visa. It's much easier for them to come here, than us to go there, unfortunately, even though a skilled worker can make more here. However, as I understand, most countries are quite open to educational opportunities. There are probably quite a few programs that are affiliated with your school. For example, studying abroad and postdocs are probably the most common. You might consider Fulbright scholarships. Here's a list of contacts that someone at my school told me about:

    ***

    BUNAC (British Universities North American Club) up to 6 months work visa in the UK, and varying times for work in Australia, New Zealand, and Ireland http://www.bunac.com/ Note that the 4 month Irish work visa and 6 month UK work visa can be combined for 10 months split between the two countries.

    CIEE (Center for International Educational Exchange) a number of countries and length of work visa varies: http://www.ciee.org/

    Alliance Abroad has a number of internship, teaching and volunteer opportunities abroad http://www.allianceabroad.com/

    Spend a Year In New Zealand http://www.immigration.govt.nz/ or go to http://www.immigration.govt.nz/migrant/stream/work/workingholiday/workopportunities/ for working holiday information.

    For summer up to year long technical placements IAESTE is the best (and I believe the only) group that arranges such opportunities for students or graduating seniors. Go to http://www.iaeste.org/

    ***

    As far as getting a job goes, think about who you might work for. If it's a multinational company (the most likely people to hire you), ask yourself why they'd hire you to work in a more expensive country, with more labor restrictions, when they can hire a local with probably roughly equivalent skills. Some of the things I've been reading say that this route can be done, but to do it, you'd join a multinational company here in the US, and after a couple years request a transfer. One obvious possibility, as an American, is to go as an employee of the Government (e.g. the Foreign Service).

    You might also consider broadening your scope a bit to include other English speaking countries -- you'd probably do ok in most Commonwealth countries (e.g. Australia, New Zealand, South Africa)... I've seen lots of ads about working in New Zealand.

    In summary.... it's really hard, unless you can do it via academia

  56. Belgium by greichert · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Most people in Belgium, and especially in Brussels, speak English quite well. And due to the language issues with the 2 Belgians communities (Walloon/French and Flemish), they end up speaking English together if one doesn't speak the other's language. A lot of nationalities are working in Brussels, we have a lot of agencies from the European Union and a lot of US companies have a local office in Brussels. Google for "expat brussels" will give you a lot of links for specialised websites. And don't forget beers and chocolate! ;-)

    1. Re:Belgium by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most people in Belgium, and especially in Brussels, speak English quite well. And due to the language issues with the 2 Belgians communities (Walloon/French and Flemish), they end up speaking English together if one doesn't speak the other's language.

      seriously they rather end up speaking french alltogether,
      finding walloon people in belgium with sufficient knowledge of english is hard.
      besides there are 3 communities (4 if you see brussels as an independant community, which you should anyway)

    2. Re:Belgium by mcvos · · Score: 1

      Most people in Belgium, and especially in Brussels, speak English quite well.

      This has been surprisingly untrue in my experience. I had a long-term consultancy job with a company in Brussels, and not only did none of the people I worked with speak Dutch, but only two of them spoke decent English. And these were young IT professionals. The kind who, in Germany or even France, would probably be fluent in English.

      And due to the language issues with the 2 Belgians communities (Walloon/French and Flemish), they end up speaking English together if one doesn't speak the other's language.

      My impression was that Flemish usually speak some French, but Walloons rarely speak Dutch or even English. I think Wallonia would do well to give a lot more attention to language education. Particularly the languages of their own country.

      And don't forget beers and chocolate! ;-)

      That's definitely true. No people in the world can brew beer as well as Belgians can.

  57. AU by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1

    If you're under 30 Australia has a fascinating visa for a year with work privileges. While you may not consider that to meet your requirements for learning a "foreign language", you've clearly not heard proper Australian spoken mate if you think it's just the King's English.

    No worries!

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    1. Re:AU by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      Crocodile Dundee comes to mind here! I suspect that there are mates with a dialect even worse.

      Just consider places like Wales and Scotland too. Gaelic as a second language could be a nice party trick, even if it's a bit limited outside the native region.

      Basque or Breton if you are in France. Flemish in Belgium... Sami in Sweden/Finland/Norway...

      A lot of languages to learn, but not all are useful outside the region they are spoken.

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  58. Try the Bangalore route by vvatever · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Given your experience and educational background, companies like Infosys, Wipro and hundreds of other IT companies in Bangalore/Hyderabad would be easy to get into. Moreover, since you're a US citizen, you may not face problems in getting a work visa in Europe. And most of these big IT services companies send engineers on long-term assignments to US, Europe. Having said that, if Europe is your priority, get it in black-and-white at the time of joining.

    As an aside, if I were you, I would love to have some India experience under my belt--from a long term career growth perspective. Sooner or later, you will end up partnering with Bangalore folks for your IT projects. Many US companies are realizing that and getting mid/senior management to spend time in India (for software operations) and China (for hardware/manufacturing operations) to know the culture, processes, etc.

  59. Oslo by moniker127 · · Score: 1

    Move to Oslo, Norway. I spent a month there last year. Great place.

    1. Re:Oslo by Skapare · · Score: 1

      Only a month? Then you didn't see it all. And, IMHO, Bergen is just as good (but fewer IT jobs), though a bit more rainy.

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    2. Re:Oslo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here in Oslo we repeatedly read about the high number of vacant tech jobs. Consider it, at least if you do not mind the cold. (Bookmark http://www.yr.no/place/Norway/Oslo/Oslo/Oslo/hour_by_hour.html if you need to know more about the weather in Oslo.)

      There are some big tech companies here in Oslo that has offices in the US, most notably Opera Software, Funcom, Fast Search and Transfer (recently bought by Microsoft) and StatoilHydro. Try these first - they have experience in evaluating foreign applicants and may want to offer you a transfer back to the US when you grow tired of the cold.

  60. Re:elect obama by Z00L00K · · Score: 2, Interesting

    To where?

    Almost any other place in the world have higher taxes than the US, so unless the taxes goes over 50% in total you can forget that argument.

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  61. Germany by Secret+Rabbit · · Score: 2, Interesting

    According to my German wife, there is a fair amount of opportunity in Germany (she cited Berlin specifically). Well, that was a couple years ago. But, it's still worth checking out.

    Also, apparently you can get by fairly well with English only in the larger cities. So, that should help you acclimate.

    You also might want to consider other English speaking countries such as New Zealand. Wikipedia actually has a list of countries that have English as an official language. So, you might want to check that out.

    As a last note, I'd shy away from the UK as the violence there is getting bad enough that there are reports of people leaving because of it. Not to mention all the Orwellian BS.

    Hope that helps. Good luck.

    1. Re:Germany by dave420 · · Score: 2, Informative

      The violence in the UK? Are you mad? There's a lot less violence in the UK than in the US. And the orwellian stuff? Jesus christ, man - get a grip. You sound like Alex Jones.

    2. Re:GERMANY by YttriumOxide · · Score: 1

      South... or north... or maybe Berlin. Leaving it pretty open there aren't you?!
      Specifically, as a foreigner living here, I can say that Hannover is a great city to live. Best place for learning German too as there's really no dialect here - it's pretty much standard "High German" (which is a misnomer, but lets leave the language lesson for another day).

      Hannover is probably actually one of the most dull cities in Germany - it doesn't have really beautiful architecture, and it's not the centre of a great deal of nightlife or anything like that, but it IS very easy to go from here to pretty much anywhere else. The weather is reasonable, and the people are (in general) pretty friendly.

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    3. Re:Germany by YttriumOxide · · Score: 1

      There are a lot of language schools that will help you learn German if you're interested, of course. Sometimes the company you work at even pays the course or at least part of it, just ask your potential employer.

      Actually, depending on the kind of work permit/residence permit, there are even schools that the GOVERNMENT will basically pay for you (however also make it mandatory that you go). The government is paying for me to learn German for example, as my residence permit is essentially open ended, which means I have to go through the same kinds of things that an immigrant would go through (it's possible that if I stay here long enough that I might want to immigrate, and will be allowed to). I'm paying 1 euro per 1 hour of language instruction - the rest is paid by the government.

      I also recommend Germany as a great place to come to live/work if you're interested in tech jobs.

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    4. Re:Germany by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depends on where you live. As a former degree student I have been mugged at knife point on two unique occasions, pay obscene amounts of tax and national insurance and can't even register with an NHS GP nor denstist, prices are through the roof for most things, public transport infrastructure has been neglected since the 50's, we pay crazy mark up on everything and the latest BS... Oh yeah, that's it. All internet traffic is now to be recorded and made available for authorities as low down as local councils. Welcome to the UK. Enjoy your stay.

    5. Re:Germany by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Secret Rabbit is just a typical American. He's almost certainly never visited the UK, but heard something vague about knife crime or something and has assumed that the UK is a giant prison or something. He's also probably heard that we have lots of CCTV and therefore are much worse than the human rights breaching US government.

    6. Re:Germany by Secret+Rabbit · · Score: 1

      Actually I'm Canadian and I spent just about 2 weeks in Scotland a couple years ago. I watch/read BBC news among others and since my wife is an Academic we've spoken to many people from the UK about such things. In fact, we've yet to run into one that thinks that the UK is an appropriate place to raise a child and/or live.

      I've kept an eye on my own country and have fought against many things. I've also paid attention to what has been going on abroad because such things have a tendency to end up here if the politicians think it's a "good idea" no matter how profound stupid said idea really is.

      That's who I really am.

      Who do I think YOU are? Some jackass that doesn't have the eyes nor the brains to see what's going on around him/her. Get a clue. The UK fell from grace years ago. Its reputation is nothing but a memory. The only problem is that the populace and the rest of the world have yet to realise it. Because, it's all for your own good right?

    7. Re:Germany by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would thoroughly recommend Munich. I lived there for 8 years with a well paid salary in IT (~90KEur). I recently left to set up life in Canada, but could seriously drop it all to go back...

      Meine Deutche ist nicht so gut, aber das ist kein problem. Ein Helles bitte!

    8. Re:Germany by Secret+Rabbit · · Score: 1

      And the next day a /. story:

      Councils Recruit Unpaid Volunteers To Spy On Their Neighbors
      http://yro.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=08/09/01/1144246

      LOL

  62. The Netherlands by Njovich · · Score: 5, Informative
    Sorry for plugging my own country, but I think Holland should be checked by anyone looking for temporary work in Europe:
    • English is spoken by nearly everyone under 80 years old. There are many people that can deal with complex english conversation. Still, Dutch is available to learn as a second language, and people will love it if you can speak even a limited amount of it. Many people (immigrant and other) have gone before you in learning Dutch.
    • Holland is welcoming to knowledge workers like you. Clearly, there still is an immigration procedure, and there will be hassles. But a lot is done to make things as easy as possible.
    • Massive presence from international companies. For a number of reasons, many large US, Japanese, Korean and other companies have their European headquarters in The Netherlands. Also, companies like Philips, Shell, ING, ABN Amro are Dutch based companies that use lots of IT. Also, smaller companies in Holland tend to have a shortage of qualified IT personel.
    • Working hours are short, with many free days available to you. Giving you time to see the country, travel Europe, learn the language, or do whatever the hell you want with the time
    • Working culture tends to be (but isn't always, of course) efficient and supportive. Dutch workers don't put up much with hierarchies, and organizations are as flat as they get.
    • Top notch infrastructure: in public transportation, trans-european rail, roads, biking lanes, internet access, mobile connectivity, water management (including drinking water), airport and seaports, Holland ranks among the best.
    • Amsterdam - highly rated by tourists - is nearby wherever you live in the country.
    • Paris, Brussels, Berlin and London are a short budget flight, or a slightly longer rail(/boat) ride away. Budget flights available to nearly anywhere in Europe, also very easy (but less comfortable) to take a bus to anywhere in Europe.
    • In the case of the unfortunate: High quality health care, and you will never have to worry about the costs.
    • Above all: open, approachable people, that are passionate about quality of life, freedom and having a good time

    Anyway, whichever country you choose, I wish you a great time!

    ps. for anyone that goes to Holland for a longer time, you might want to read The Undutchables to prevent any culture shock :-).

    1. Re:The Netherlands by poptaart · · Score: 1

      Agree.. I was just about to post... I lived/ worked in NL for over 6 years as an American expat and had the time of my life. I'd definitely go back..

      Apart from above listed, if you can find a job where you make above 45,000 Euro (sounds low but it goes a longer way than in the US) then you can qualify for the fast track highly skilled knowledge worker program.

      Check out Expatica.com (especially the forums). It also covers other countries other than the Netherlands from an expat perspective and includes job postings specifically for expats. I think your toughest challenge will be to secure an offer from abroad.

      There's always the partnership option if you meet some Euro babe online who is willing to sponsor you :-) but that might be more of a commitment than you want (luckily though you don't have to get married).

      Other benefits special to Holland: many companies offer reimbursement of commuting costs (usually only on public transport which is generally outstanding). Some even offer lease cars. Otherwise you can do it the dutch way and bike to work.

      Also as an expat, if you get recruited from abroad, you can qualify for a 30% tax break for up to 10 years.

      Try the big companies like the banks (ING, ABN AMRO, FORTIS) or consultancies (IBM, Accenture, etc. all live there ), and also the smaller telcos since most of these will function in English. Would help if you learned a bit of dutch but maybe you'll pick up a few words.

      Good luck!

    2. Re:The Netherlands by rve · · Score: 1

      If you had actually read that website you are shamelessly plugging here, you would know that an American should think twice before considering a move to the Netherlands. An American can't live there, the cultures are completely incompatible. Of the thousands of Americans living there, every single one hates the country with a passion. If you claim you liked it, you're either a Dutch person posing as an American, or you haven't been there in a very long time and you are just nostalgic for your youth.

    3. Re:The Netherlands by bigsteve@dstc · · Score: 1

      And the beer is good :-)

    4. Re:The Netherlands by bigsteve@dstc · · Score: 1

      This person obviously does not appreciate the beer :-)

    5. Re:The Netherlands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I came to the Netherlands as a PhD student from the US on a "kennismigrant" visa (knowledge migrant). I spoke with an immigration lawyer briefly (because the University messed up some of the paperwork) and he kept mentioning how IT jobs were really easy for people to get this class of visa for. His website is http://www.expatlaw.nl/ and I found out about him through http://www.expatica.com/ Expatica has a bunch of forums, and I'm sure you could find any number of other lawyers posting there who will also help.

      The kennismigrant visa is relatively nice. It has some good tax breaks, and you have your own dedicated staff at the IND (immigration authority).

      I agree with most of what the Dutch poster above stated. Of course there are culture shock issues, but overall it's a very nice country to live in.

    6. Re:The Netherlands by laejoh · · Score: 0

      If you're willing to hop over the border into Belgium that is :):)

    7. Re:The Netherlands by sirrmt · · Score: 1

      As the locals say, the best beer in the Netherlands comes from Belgium. Heineken is not beer by most peoples' standards, even though it's almost universally available. I recommend Americans drink small glasses though, as almost all beers (and beer-like drinks) in Europe tends to have a higher alcohol percentage.

    8. Re:The Netherlands by sirrmt · · Score: 2, Interesting
      One must also learn how to have half hour conversations about the weather. It's a very important subject here, because it's so varied! The weather in Holland is really the major drawback - a warm sunny wind-free day is very rare, but the weather is always liveable - never too cold, never too hot.

      But, as far as cities go, Amsterdam does have something if you want an active and diverse city. The Hague (Den Haag) is a good place to have a quiet beer with you and your friends, but it's not really a party town, and there are far too many guys for girls, due to the nature of expat demographics. Delft is boring. Leiden is nice if you want a small main-street city with everything you need, plus it also has more women thanks to the University's soft subject focus. Rotterdam is big and lively but has no old-city, thanks to the War. Whatever you do, live in the Randstadt (between Amsterdam, Den Haag, Rotterdam, & Utrecht) or you'll be out in the sticks.

    9. Re:The Netherlands by rve · · Score: 0, Troll

      - 50% more annual rainfall than London
      - Women are expected not to have a career
      - A dark skinned person in a business suit gets funny stares
      - Yesterday was the first sunny day this summer

      Anyone who reads that book you shamelessly promoted here will assume the authors are joking. It can't possibly really be like that, or can it?

    10. Re:The Netherlands by bUSHwEEd · · Score: 1

      lol... i just recommended this a few comments down, and only saw this after :S but you're 100% right, Holland/Netherlands is definetly a great place to be as a foreigner. i've been here 4 months now and i'm loving it so much. The people are great, the work hours are fantastic, public transport is mind blowing for me ( coming from country with none ), and the greatest coffe i've ever tasted :D

    11. Re:The Netherlands by bUSHwEEd · · Score: 1

      -i'm sorry but i've been here since the beginning of summer and coming from Durban, South Africa, I barely even notices a climate change. We've had a lot of rain, but also weeks of fantastic sunny weather! -Women are expected to have a career, almost all of my colleagues gfs have really nice jobs. -And this country has more racial integration than South Africa.

    12. Re:The Netherlands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to forget the existance of coffee shops ;)

    13. Re:The Netherlands by YttriumOxide · · Score: 1

      No, speaking from experience, none of those statements are true about the Netherlands. Yes, it can rain a lot, and the locals complain about the weather, but the locals complain about the weather pretty much ANYWHERE in the world - it's really not that bad. The statements about women and dark skinned people are 100% incorrect (NL is one of the most tolerant countries I've ever been to - there's a small racial issue with migrants from some places, but it's NOTHING like the problems elsewhere in the world).

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    14. Re:The Netherlands by YttriumOxide · · Score: 1

      Absolutely - I live in Germany these days, but was happy to call Holland home a few years back. I'm originally from New Zealand, but have travelled the world pretty extensively, and lived in 5 countries so far. Holland was by far the best place I ever lived. The most striking thing is the feeling of absolute freedom. If what you're doing doesn't cause a problem for other people, it's generally okay (regardless of the official "laws" about the matter). Of course, you can't get out of hand with this - I'm not saying you can do ANYTHING you want, but just as an overall general feeling, it's definitely there.

      Living here in Germany is also great - friendly people, good beer and great quality of life for a pretty reasonable price (I make 1.5 times as much money as I did living in Sydney, Australia, but pay about 75% as much to live, so it feels like I'm making MUCH more). On the negative side of Germany though, the bureaucracy here is incredible - everything you do is paperwork, done in triplicate. Go to an office to get something stamped, to take it to another office where you sign something, which you then take back to the first to get a second stamp, and then finally you get what you wanted. NL is definitely more "streamlined" and comfortable from that side of life.

      Luckily for me, I can drive to Amsterdam any time I like from where I am in Germany, so visiting places like my old "favourite local cafe" is dead simple.

      As the parent pointed out, speaking Dutch is not necessary, however I do recommend learning it - it's a fun language, with a lot of great words that just don't exist in English, and a foreigner speaking Dutch is always considered cute by the girls (also speaking from experience there ;-) )

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    15. Re:The Netherlands by exazoid · · Score: 1

      I am not dutch, but agree with your point.

      If I ever get fed up with my native country (Denmark) I will be looking towards the Netherlands.

      No doubt.

    16. Re:The Netherlands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forget the most important point: You have salmiakki (salty liquorice). :)

    17. Re:The Netherlands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry for plugging my own country, but I think Holland should be checked by anyone looking for temporary work in Europe:

      • Massive presence from international companies. For a number of reasons, many large US, Japanese, Korean and other companies have their European headquarters in The Netherlands. Also, companies like Philips, Shell, ING, ABN Amro are Dutch based companies that use lots of IT. Also, smaller companies in Holland tend to have a shortage of qualified IT personel.

      Sadly, most of the small firms are really quite Dutch-only, (spouse or partner coming along for the ride may have very significant issues getting work), and tend to be run like personal fiefdoms of the owners (small shop mentality). Holland isn't as progressive on gender in technology as people would like you to believe (you would not believe a conversation I once had with a senior personnel manager for Shell Nederland Verkoop, who justified the almost total lack of female knowledge workers in my building - more than 1000 staff, with a handful of female secretarial, administrative staff - as due to the "inherent qualities of different genders"), so beware if you come to work even for the big Dutch firms, but the international ones are ok as long as your boss isn't a Dutch man, and your Dutch HR rep is fairly young.

      • Working hours are short, with many free days available to you. Giving you time to see the country, travel Europe, learn the language, or do whatever the hell you want with the time

      Yup - the customers are screaming about a huge outage, and all your colleagues start packing up their desks at 4.45 in the afternoon saying "de stomme buitenlanders kunnen het behandelen". It's irritating if you're a professional, but the lifestyle advantages once you too start doing this are profound. A positive: being available on a day off by telephone is enough to get you an increased bonus at the end of the year!

      This exists throughout the economy. Service at restaurants and bars is regularly appallingly slow, flakey and at times offensive. Don't expect to get what you ordered, or a menu for that matter, until far too late! On the other hand, when your waiter or waitress actually likes people (or is French-trained) you have (relatively) the best service ever. For good service move to Belgium!

      • Working culture tends to be (but isn't always, of course) efficient and supportive. Dutch workers don't put up much with hierarchies, and organizations are as flat as they get.

      Hahaha. Local ideology is so strong on this - and I've heard this said in overheidsinstanties (government agencies), small and large businesses, but hierarchies exist and in some ways are more pathological than in other places. Everyone pretends that there's no hierarchy, but is terrified of passing a problem or a complaint up the ladder - they'll moan and bitch, but only ever in a group. It's a kind of instantaneous union formation strategy, with a result that senior managers are never seen on the workfloor for more than a few seconds, laugh.

      • Top notch infrastructure: in public transportation, trans-european rail, roads, biking lanes, internet access, mobile connectivity, water management (including drinking water), airport and seaports, Holland ranks among the best.

      Can't argue about this since the Germans and the Swiss have slowly let their excellent infrastructure degrade over the last decade. The Dutch have too, but things like the trains got so bad that they've started fixing them. Still dirty and expensive though, but they run vaguely on time once more.

      And don't get me started on the water contamination incident in Haarlem recently where the local government/water management agency hushed it up and my friend's young baby (amongst othe

    18. Re:The Netherlands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And above all, foreigners working in a specialist or higher management position qualify for a 30% tax break! (Maybe I should take up Belgium citizenship so I can qualify too).

    19. Re:The Netherlands by xaxa · · Score: 1

      - 50% more annual rainfall than London

      That's not really a useful statistic. In the Autumn and Winter in London, there will be days where there's a fine, light rain (called drizzle) for much of the day. They're the worst days the water in the air/sky makes everything look dull grey. The volume of water is pretty low though.

      This morning (as it's summer), there was a really heavy rain shower and now it's relatively fine. Still a bit grey though. In the summer, the rain is generally heavier, but doesn't fall for as long.

      Yesterday was nice and warm here too :-). It wasn't the first day like that this summer though.

    20. Re:The Netherlands by BotnetZombie · · Score: 1

      Did you mention the weed? Huh, maybe I'm just to stoned to remember :o)

    21. Re:The Netherlands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What?! You actually work less hours than us French slackers? When do you find time to post on Slashdot? /me feels betrayed by own country

    22. Re:The Netherlands by itamihn · · Score: 1

      the locals complain about the weather pretty much ANYWHERE in the world

      That doesn't happen anywhere where the weather is perfect 95% of the days, like Spain or Italy..

    23. Re:The Netherlands by YttriumOxide · · Score: 1

      Actually, yeh, it still does. I spent 6 years living in Sydney, Australia (which is comparable to places to Italy or Spain as far as weather goes). It just happens that the complaints are the other way around to what we hear in the colder climes - e.g. "This summer is going on forever", "It's too bloody hot", "What I wouldn't give for some rain", etc etc.

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    24. Re:The Netherlands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am not sure about going to work in the NL- "tewerkstellingsvergunning" sounds too much like "the workers are stealing [our jobs] and need gunning down" . Or may be living in America as a "alien" for this long has got something to do with it.

    25. Re:The Netherlands by JavaRob · · Score: 1

      Of the thousands of Americans living there, every single one hates the country with a passion.

      My American brother & his French wife moved from San Francisco to Eindhoven a few years ago, and enjoy it (they have 2 kids there now... the one old enough to talk is tri-lingual English/French/Dutch). They enjoy it; my brother's job is excellent and they treat him well; he rides his bike to work every day and got *paternal* leave when each baby was born, plus a nurse automatically comes to the house to help the mother sort out how to care for the baby... that was pretty cool. Culturally, they have some funny stories about customer service tendencies, but they do have Dutch friends. It's funny, though, my brother spends all his time speaking English with non-native speakers, and now *his* English is starting to get pretty weird.

      And seriously, are you actually saying that there's ONE American culture and ONE Dutch culture? Which clash incompatibly? There are *American* cultures that are basically incompatible with each other. Perhaps your personal preferences clash with the Dutch folks you know? It's simple... wherever you move, you need to be open-minded & flexible enough to adapt, PLUS you do a little searching to find folks you get along with; then you'll be all set.

      The Netherlands doesn't have some kind of alien culture that's completely inaccessible to people from elsewhere.

    26. Re:The Netherlands by rve · · Score: 1

      And seriously, are you actually saying that there's ONE American culture and ONE Dutch culture? Which clash incompatibly? There are *American* cultures that are basically incompatible with each other.

      I'm sure penguins all look unique and different to each other too. Have you looked at the map? The country is about the size of Chicago.

      The Netherlands doesn't have some kind of alien culture that's completely inaccessible to people from elsewhere.

      That's not what the vast majority of immigrants living there will tell you.

    27. Re:The Netherlands by poptaart · · Score: 1

      Yeah I know the website very well. Via it I managed to make many friends (Americans even), find an apartment and even a job in Holland. I'm sure you read every single post and article on the site to come up with your stellar judgment.

      I love how you claim an American can't live there. Perhaps an American like YOU can't live there. You must have been dumped by someone Dutch since obviously you have some deep seated resentment.

      I moved from there at the end of last year because my partner got a job offer in North America. For the record, there's no dutch blood flowing through me; however, my daughter is half Dutch.

      The Netherlands is not utopia by a far shot but if you're American looking for an IT job and want something a bit more exotic than the UK or Ireland and don't mind tall people, consider Amsterdam.

    28. Re:The Netherlands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having stayed and worked in the Netherlands for a while, couple of things I can say:

              * English is spoken by nearly everyone under 80 years old. There are many people that can deal with complex English conversation. Still, Dutch is available to learn as a second language, and people will love it if you can speak even a limited amount of it.

      And it's fine up to the point when you try for extended interaction. Most people won't talk to you if you are not fluent in Dutch. You'll probably end up going out with the local set of expats or the occasional Dutch people who don't mind speaking English (a rare occurrence).

              * Holland is welcoming to knowledge workers [expatloket.nl] like you. Clearly, there still is an immigration procedure, and there will be hassles. But a lot is done to make things as easy as possible.

      For Europeans, it's even better tax-wise: you get a 30% tax cut for the first 10 year in Netherlands :)

              * Working hours are short [wikipedia.org], with many free days available to you. Giving you time to see the country, travel Europe, learn the language, or do whatever the hell you want with the time

      It may be true for an American, but compared to other European countries, it's not that great (e.g. France, Germany.)

              * Working culture tends to be (but isn't always, of course) efficient and supportive. Dutch workers don't put up much with hierarchies, and organizations are as flat as they get.

      Depends pretty much in which company you are working: Netherlands is a country with a tradition for decision by committee.

              * Top notch infrastructure: in public transportation, trans-european rail, roads, biking lanes, internet access, mobile connectivity, water management (including drinking water), airport and seaports, Holland ranks among the best.
              * Amsterdam - highly rated by tourists - is nearby wherever you live in the country.
              * Paris, Brussels, Berlin and London are a short budget flight, or a slightly longer rail(/boat) ride away. Budget flights available to nearly anywhere in Europe, also very easy (but less comfortable) to take a bus to anywhere in Europe.

      The nice thing about Amsterdam is that you are only 30 minutes away (maximum) of the airport using public transport.

              * In the case of the unfortunate: High quality health care, and you will never have to worry about the costs.

      You need to have proper health coverage (not mandatory). Compared to France, Germany or UK, the system is actually pretty poor.

              * Above all: open, approachable people, that are passionate about quality of life, freedom and having a good time

      Yep, if they are willing to speak to you, but the expat community is quite nice.

      Cheers ...

    29. Re:The Netherlands by JavaRob · · Score: 1

      There are multiple different cultures cohabiting in Chicago, like any decent-sized city. Do you think all of the neighborhoods are the same? It depends on where you live; your neighbors could be quite different.

      But the side of my point that you skipped over was that America is not small, and while the insulated corn-fed Christian evangelical (or the bud-light-swilling nascar-watching redneck) might clash almost anywhere, those are exactly the sorts of Americans that would *never* think of moving to Europe. What *is* the stereotype you're thinking of, exactly? How would you describe the culture of the average American who wants to leave the US and live in Europe?

      That's not what the vast majority of immigrants living there will tell you.

      Ah, at least you've changed from "100%" to "vast majority". Granted, my random sample is a size of two (though I could ask my brother & his wife for opinions from other expats they know, I suppose), but it already disagrees with you.

      What's your sample? You don't live there yourself... who does that you know or talk to?

    30. Re:The Netherlands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I second that. I would like to add companies find it extremely difficult to find good IT staff in the Netherlands. Especially, highly educated and / or skilled programmers.

      On immigration; you can apply for jobs and seek a sponsor. It's not difficult; larger companies are generally familiar with the procedure. Alternatively, there is a Dutch-US friendship treaty, which allows you to set up a business here with an extremely low capital requirement (4000 Euro approx.). It is common for companies to hire self-employed programmers this way. It might help sitting down with an immigration lawyer for an hour for this last one. You can easily take it from there yourself, if you want to cut costs.

      Nice to know. in Holland you're welcomed by immigration. My girlfriend is from the US and we were prepared for the same hassle and humiliation US officials give us. How different is that!

      Good luck! And enjoy!

    31. Re:The Netherlands by mcvos · · Score: 1

      This person obviously does not appreciate the beer :-)

      Or the pot. To some Italian expats I know, it's one of the bigger advantages of living in Amsterdam.

    32. Re:The Netherlands by mcvos · · Score: 2, Informative

      The statements about women and dark skinned people are 100% incorrect (NL is one of the most tolerant countries I've ever been to - there's a small racial issue with migrants from some places, but it's NOTHING like the problems elsewhere in the world).

      Netherland used to be incredibly tolerant and proud of it, but Dutch politics have taken nasty turn towards xenophobia during the last decade. I'm sure it's temporary, though.

  63. Re:elect obama by nitroamos · · Score: 1

    In any country you go to, no matter who the American president is, you'll find anti-Americans, and it's probably worse today, of course, but I doubt Obama will solve your problems. The reason is because unless you're the belligerent type, you'll find that most (sober) people in any population are courteous and friendly. I think it's only the stupid, arrogant people who attract trouble, and they're going to run into problems no matter who the US president is.

    In the last year, I've gone on road trips with my French roommate here in the US, France, and in Ireland. The only rude person we met was in rural Colorado, but who bought us drinks after realizing that we were friendly, and by the end was inviting us back.

    In all of the countries I've visited since Iraq or whatever (the ones I mentioned above, plus Colombia, England, the Philippines), I've only met super friendly people.

  64. Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Google is still hiring across the world, and has about 30 offices around Europe. Also, IT-workers are in very high demand in many European countries, thus your employer will vouch for you to get a visa/work permit.

    More on Google jobs:
    http://www.google.com/intl/en/jobs/

  65. Try Opera Software by Skapare · · Score: 1

    Try Opera Software. They are headquartered in Norway, with offices in Sweden, Poland, and Czech Republic. So you might have choices and an opportunity to move around.

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    1. Re:Try Opera Software by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      O stop trying to start a browser war.

      Try Mozilla!

  66. The easiest, fastest way... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Probably the best way is to start a multinational corporation in the U.S. and open offices in one or more European countries. That way you get the freedom to travel and work abroad whenever you want.

  67. Re:elect obama by Zey · · Score: 1

    In any country you go to, no matter who the American president is, you'll find anti-Americans, and it's probably worse today, of course, but I doubt Obama will solve your problems.

    I think you'll find that people overseas judge Americans by their country's foreign policy. That said, there's very little between McCain and Obama on foreign policy anyway (one is planning on withdrawing from Iraq before attacking Iran, the other apparently plans to have both wars ongoing concurrently). So yeah, America's name will remain Mud either way.

  68. bridge it over with some govmnt agency by IZN0GUD · · Score: 1

    Hi, If you are not looking into Western Europe only, my warmest suggestion is that you look for the job abroad with US Government. There are so many projects that come through USAID and are trying to better people's lives around developing European countries. Advantages of such move are: You are making decent money according to US and great money according to local standards, that will enable you to bridge over period where you will learn and get used to local customs, learn some language, and be able to look for more work - either with local or with international companies. There are lots of IT related projects and almost anything (from bettering legislature and economics to the local administration development projects) does have an IT component in itself and needs an IT expert. You would be working in an American-style environment yet living abroad. Once you get more first-hand information, you can look for the local jobs - all of those places are in development and in chronic need for IT people. All the best!

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  69. Re:Working Holiday Visa - Wrong countries by scsirob · · Score: 1

    You are more than welcome in any of these countries, but if a secondary goal is to learn a second language then you might be better off in Germany, France or Spain. Either of these have good tech industries, but the local polulation does not speak English as well as they do in the countries you mention. As a result you are forced to pick up the local language.

    I'm Dutch myself and I've worked for several US companies who have subsidiaries in The Netherlands. One of the major complaints from US collegues was that they didn't get a chance to practice Dutch. As soon as they opened their mouth the Dutch switched to English, regardless if it was at work with other tech workers or in a local grocery shop.

    To make a long story short, select a country where English isn't the second language. It will be a challenge, but you'll learn a second language real fast.

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  70. You could go to Australia by truesaer · · Score: 1

    4 years experience is what you need to get a skills certification from the Australian Computer Society, which should qualify you for an independent skilled migration visa (subclass 175). This is basically a green card for australia, you're a permanent resident with essentially no restrictions and you don't need employment in advance.

    It will take 12-18 months to go through the process though. If you're looking to move long term this is probably a realistic timeframe for visa applications in many countries. I'm personally doing this, and since every small error in the paperwork is probably a 2-3 month delay I hired an immigration attorney to represent me (I found migration agents seemed to be amateurish so I ended up finding an attorney with an immigration specialization license). Costs about $3k for the attorney, and $3k for the various fees for the assessment, visa app, and all the supporting documentation.

  71. Re:Go to India by truesaer · · Score: 4, Informative

    This may not be a bad idea actually. Salaries in India can actually be pretty high, up to 2/3rds of what US workers are making. India is not the bargain it once was for outsourcing. If you can find a good job there in a specific area of technical expertise or in a leadership role for a US organization you can do well. And in India, my understanding is that tech workers speak English on the job as it is considered the language of business.

  72. Singapore by lokedhs · · Score: 3, Informative
    Singapore is a good choice if you want to go to Asia. The language of business is English, and it's the common language that everybody uses unless they know you speak any of the other languages spoken here (Mandarin, Malay, Tamil...).

    It's also a pretty foreigner-friendly environment so the transition when moving is very easy to handle.

    1. Re:Singapore by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      sorry, but caning is so very cruel to typical americans.

      chew gum? its illegal there. it sounds VERY harsh, overall, and americans won't be willing to put up with such bad treatment, basically over-reactions to non-issues.

      I'd never even want to travel there, let alone work or live there. sorry if that offends, but your legal system is actually WORSE than ours; and that's saying a lot..

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    2. Re:Singapore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the upside Singapore is really really clean. One needs to adopt the cultural perspective of the place they are going to/place they are in. One shouldn't expect the rest of the world to adhere to American cultural standards, no matter how much America tries to export them.

    3. Re:Singapore by ricegf · · Score: 1

      I spent a week in Singapore in 1997 (the week before the return of Hong Kong to China), and agree it's a lovely place - beautiful, friendly and remarkably clean (don't even think of chewing gum).

      The only downside was the huge "Death to Drug Smugglers" sign that greets everyone even before they leave the plane. I left my cholesterol medicine in the seat pocket, with the label torn off; I have no idea what kind of drugs people smuggle over there, but I was taking no chances!

  73. Re:elect obama by Z34107 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    McCain's health plan involves taxing the insurance premiums your employer pays for your health insurance, an amount that is currently untaxed. So, McCain is effectively for raising taxes. While you are living in this fictional world where Republicans are "fiscal conservatives", and Democrats "tax and spend", I think I'll take a look at real evidence to the contrary.

    Actually, McCain poached that idea from Obama. Both of those candidates think that taxing employer's health-care spending to cover government health-care spending is a good idea.

    Now, since you're so fond of "real evidence," I'll point out that the biggest of our "big oil" is #13 on the world stage. You'll need to point fingers elsewhere if you want a scapegoat for the world price of oil.

    Mandating ethanol production was another great idea. We simultaneously raised tariffs on imported ethanol (Brazil can make ethanol a lot cheaper from cane sugar than we can from corn) to ensure that the cash grab for "big agriculture" worked.

    The price of oil and the price of corn together control the price of everything we buy. Corn is used in livestock feed, meaning raising cattle is more expensive. This also affects the price of soap, which is made from animal fat.

    But, for everyone concerned exclusively with the manufacturing sector and the trade debt, a weak dollar is a good thing. Our exports are cheaper, and our imports are costlier. The two together mean more exports, fewer imports, and a leaner trade deficit. (Unless you're living in a fantasy world with a strong dollar and strong exports.)

    But, no, you're right - Bush (is his name spelled with a dollar sign? I forget) hit the "make gas expensive" button and at this very moment is reclining in a poofy high-backed chair, stroking a white, long-haired cat, you know, from the Fancy Feast(tm) commercials, laughing at the genious of his evil conspiracy.

    On topic,(trolls need food, too, in these hard economic times) if I wanted a programming job outside of America, I wouldn't head to Europe. (There may be very well be software engineering jobs there, but I haven't heard of them.) I know that China sends their ("regular") engineers here to be educated, and then they return home for employment. As the wealth of their population rises, and even more people start buying computers, I can see (with my magic crystal ball) demand for software rising.

    So, I'd say "learn Mandarin and go to China," but if you only know English and you're looking for a job now, it's not a language you're going to be able to just "pick up" in a year.

    Japan is where a lot of the video game industry is, so it could be fun looking for a programming job there. But, the market for PCs in Japan is shrinking (their cell phones are amazing and replace most uses of a PC) so there's probably not much future in "regular" software over there. And again, you're not going to be able to pick up Japanese very quickly, either, although a lot of people over there speak English. (Besides, I'm told that the Japanese aren't very friendly to foreign workers; that a foreigner taking a Japanese job will always be unwelcome. At least that's what a friend of mine said when he came back this semester, so your mileage may vary. I'd expect younger folk to be more forgiving.)

    So... good luck? Spanish is an easy language to learn, but there aren't any programming jobs in Latin America, and Spain is having its own economic crisis. (You think fuel prices are high here? They're even higher there, and they had a trucker's strike not too long ago.) Germany seems to be doing better than most, so if you feel you must leave America, I guess learn German. Or maybe enroll yourself in a study abroad coarse, sate your wanderlust, and come back.

    If you plan on working in Europe permanantly, maybe learn more than one European language. It's funny watching people argue over what the target value of the Euro should be when Spain is having inflation problems and Germany is having liquidity problems. No matter what direction interest rates and the value of the Euro move, it's going to be painful for some country's economy, so hop to another one.

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  74. Re:elect obama by raybob · · Score: 1

    Funny, I'm the belligerent type, and seldom sober. Still been able to travel around a fair bit & have a good time. The funny thing is, usually the most ill-mannered or least clued in people you tend to meet are your fellow Americans. . . . Il y a quelque chose qui cloche

  75. Important: ignore the parent by rve · · Score: 1

    If you had actually read that website you are shamelessly plugging here, you would know that an American should think twice, thrice, a hundred times before considering a move to the Netherlands.

    Every single American living there hates the country with a passion and is counting the days until they can leave again.

    1. Re:Important: ignore the parent by Okind · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Every single American living there hates the country with a passion and is counting the days until they can leave again."

      That's ok: Many people in the Netherlands hate the US for booking foreigners like criminals at the border, the human rights situation (worse than China), the way politicians are openly bought and sold (with political power via campaign contributions) and most of all their hubris.

      Then again, a humble person who is willing to learn our culture is likely to find this a pleasant country where nothing is hidden from you -- our national curse seems to be that we're too blunt.

    2. Re:Important: ignore the parent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Wtf are you going to write this reply every single time someone brings up the Netherlands?
      Just for anyone confused: Even though parent makes it sound like it, the Netherlands are not "hell on earth", at least I survived travelling through it.
      I admit I can't tell you that much more about it though.

    3. Re:Important: ignore the parent by AeneaTech · · Score: 1

      Ok, please tell me, where the hell did you get your negativity to the Dutch people from??

    4. Re:Important: ignore the parent by raju1kabir · · Score: 1

      Every single American living there hates the country with a passion and is counting the days until they can leave again.

      Nope. It's simply that Expatica is a magnet for disaffected Americans who find it impossible to adjust to even the tiniest changes in anything about their life. It's a self-selected group of people who spend their days whining to each other about the rigorous bureaucracy and steep staircases.

      The Netherlands is full of many thousands of Americans, of whom about 25 make a regular habit of this online whinery. To take that as representative of anything would be to spit in the eye of all scientists and particularly statisticians everywhere.

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  76. Re:Working Holiday Visa - Wrong countries by belmolis · · Score: 4, Informative

    It's easy to practice Dutch. Just ride your bicycle into the countryside and get lost. I guarantee that the person of whom you ask directions will not speak English. Or French. Or German. Not only that, although they will understand your Dutch, you won't be able to understand the response because it will be in some non-standard dialect. :)

  77. Re:Hassles you should know abou by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Yeah, they all speak with weird accents. Why can't they just speak english and accept american currency!!

    Most Europeans have at least basic education (unlike you, obviously) and already do speak english as a second language. And we don't want your green toilet paper you call money.

  78. Consider beta-testing in Canada by dontmakemethink · · Score: 1

    If you were to take a contract in any major Canadian city, you'd gain the experience of moving to another country and make connections with people of all nationalities that could give you far better insight and direction than a slashdot posting, for example. It would be a great stepping stone towards anything more adventurous, and enough of an adventure in itself to decide how adventurous your next step should be. Get your feet wet before diving in head first.

    If you're serious about Europe, you should probably look into Toronto, Ottawa, or Halifax. If you start leaning towards Asia, Vancouver is the ticket.

    Who knows, you might just want to stay :)

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    1. Re:Consider beta-testing in Canada by dnixon112 · · Score: 1

      Montreal is much more comparable to a European city then Toronto.

  79. 4 years of work experience? by atari2600 · · Score: 1

    It doesn't matter if you graduated from one a good school or a mediocre school if that's history assuming you gained your experience after you got your Masters degree. If you got your Master's while / after those 4 years of experience, it's not really going to help you in getting a new job (except maybe in Canada where you get a better chance of immigrating but still won't help your job).

    [Yes I have an MS and 5.5 years of experience and I can tell you companies don't care about my MS now]

  80. benefits by raybob · · Score: 1

    There are enormous benefits in my estimation - good coffee, great bread. Strange, beautiful incomprehensible women. Actual architecture. No strip malls. Not needing to own a car.

  81. Things to consider by ruphus13 · · Score: 2, Informative
    Having lived and worked outside the US, and having had friends move to other countries (New Zealand, the UK, France, Germany, Spain, India, China, etc.), here are some things that might help:
    1. If you are not a spontaneous kinda person, you probably want to have a gig lined up before you get there. That is probably the least painless and most predictable way to go.
    2. Be sure to set your expectations for salary, and what it will buy you at the place you decide to go.
    3. The work culture will probably be very different (hours of work, socializing post-work, etc.).

    A buddy who went outside the US to an unnamed country (not in Europe) found that he was getting much lower pay for a standard Java developer job there. Plus, he noticed that places he was interviewing at, people were coming in to work rather formally dressed. He also noticed that most people would be very friendly, but wouldn't really socialize after work, and things 'died down' very quickly during the week. Of course, that is just one data point, but basically points to checking out all aspects of 'life', outside of just your day-to-day job. One of the easier transitions to make will be to join a company with offices in the US and elsewhere, and then transfer within that company to another country. Once grounded, you can choose to stay, return, or move. If you are willing to chuck up your job, you will probably have the most luck if you can actually go to the country you want to be in and meet face-to-face with companies. That, of course, is rather difficult, unless you have a support network. And paperwork. Bon Voyage! There is so much you can learn by immersing yourself in a different culture!

  82. Re:elect obama by Lord+Haw+Haw+Haw · · Score: 5, Informative

    Come to India... Urban India speaks English with varying levels of competence. and being a white person will draw excellent salaries as well (I'm serious). Though it will not be in the 100K range. But then cost of living is much cheaper in most parts...

  83. As for recommendations.... by mitcheli · · Score: 0

    I took a two week business trip to Canberra, AUS last summer (um, Northern Hemisphere summer). Might I add that it was a BEAUTIFUL place! I got to speak to a few local nationals who work in the IT sector and to peruse the local newspaper. Apparently at the time, there was a negative unemployment rate in the IT sector and the pay reflected it. So you might consider the Dewn Unda, Mate. And just think? You can go skiing in July! ;)

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    1. Re:As for recommendations.... by YttriumOxide · · Score: 1

      Canberra... are you mad?! I used to live in Sydney (for about 6 years before I moved to Europe), and I'm SO glad to be gone. The only part of Australia that I could really handle was S.A. (specifically Adelaide, which is just amazing) and Tasmania (although it can be a little "rural" at times). It could be that I grew up in New Zealand, and most of Australia seems to have a rather negative view of their neighbours across the ditch, but in general I find Australia to be loud, annoying, smelly, too large to go anywhere without taking a week to do it, and just generally unpleasant. It also doesn't help that Sydney is a large boring "business city" where if you're not a suit wearing yuppie, everyone looks down on you, and that most of Australia is extra-ordinarily racist against people of a different skin colour (I'm white, and that sort of makes it worse - they expect me to be just as racist as them). And lastly, the weather... how ANYONE can get any real work done for 6 months of the year is beyond me. I was pretty productive in my job during winter there (which compares to the summer of a colder climate), but for around 6 months of the year, I went down to about 20% efficiency just because of the damn heat.

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  84. UK / Tier 1 (general) visa for the highly skilled by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Although perhaps not as 'sexy' as some of the other countries, I'd suggest looking at the UK. They are the only country in Europe, to the best of my knowledge, that has a fairly easy-to-obtain permit-free work visa. Basically, if you have a college degree and a decent salary, you may qualify for a Highly Skilled Migrant visa (now called Tier 1/General). With this visa, you don't require a work permit or a sponsoring company... basically, you're given a renewable three year visa that allows you to work anywhere you want without any employment hassles. I'm actually moving over to London on this program next week, as a software engineer. Personally, I'd hate to be at the mercy of a sponsoring company and have to worry about being deported due to layoffs or whatever. I can't recommend this program enough.

    The best part of this visa, arguably, is that there's a path to citizenship after about 5-6 years. Once you have a British visa (you don't have to give up your US one, either), you can work and live anywhere in the EU, without a permit.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Points-based_immigration_system_(United_Kingdom)

  85. Re:UK / Tier 1 (general) visa for the highly skill by raybob · · Score: 1

    definitely not sexy. Although there is Elizabeth Hurley . . .

  86. Re:Stay the fuck where you are! by tolomea · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If it were a dictatorship then maybe you'd be right, but the American voters put Bush in charge. Or at least the ~25% of them that voted for him and ~50% that didn't bother to vote at all put him in charge. And subsequently that 75% is definitely culpable for everything that America has done in the past 8 years.

  87. Germany by DarkDust · · Score: 1

    Well, being in a kind of leading position in a small German company (i.e. I'm a team leader and do the technical part in our job interviews) I can tell you that we do need competent technical people, especially programmers and IT managers.

    More than half of the people in our company are foreigners mostly because we don't have enough competent programmers in Germany. So your chances of finding a job here are pretty good, I guess.

    If you'd like to go to Germany you might want to have a look at Berlin or Munich (where I live). Munich may be a bit more expensive to live but it's a very nice place to live and you can go to France, Switzerland, Austria, Italy and Czech Republic by car or train in a matter of a few hours. Munich is also a technology center, a lot of high tech companies (not only IT but also biotech) are located here.

    At least at work the language barrier shouldn't be a big issue, most Germans understand english and some can even speak it ;-) Seriously, in our company we now have two people who can't speak german at all or very badly so we speak english with them. And our company is just about 16 people or so. I've also been in another company where we had someone who didn't speak english, it wasn't a problem there either.

    There are a lot of language schools that will help you learn German if you're interested, of course. Sometimes the company you work at even pays the course or at least part of it, just ask your potential employer.

    As some other poster already wrote, a good entry would be joining a US based company that has a branch in Germany or looking into job sites like Monster or StepStone (just replace the ".com" with ".de" for their german sites). Some companies even post job offers on these sites in english language. Even if the offer is in german a lot of technical terms will be english and Babelfish might help you as well.

    Since virtually all companies now allow (or even demand) online job applications the distance is no problem here. And if you're interesting for the company it will do a first interview by phone with you before both sides agree on whether to fly over for a face-to-face interview.

    For legal informations I recommend you have a look at the German Embassy in the US website.

    No matter where you go, I hope you have fun ! Working in another country with another language (no matter which) will be something that will make you a different person :-)

  88. Re:elect obama by bratgitarre · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Last time I checked they had at least the rule of law, unlike some, err, other countries.

  89. Europe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You should start by defining a country and then examine your proficiency in that country's language...

    1. Re:Europe? by YttriumOxide · · Score: 1

      You should start by defining a country and then examine your proficiency in that country's language...

      Not really necessary. Language can be learned, and almost everywhere in Europe you can get by in English (you'll always be treated as a foreigner until you learn the language, but it doesn't stop you living there). What's more important is finding a culture that the person likes. I've lived in two European countries (and three non-European countries), and I learned the language AFTER arriving - it's really been no problem. The culture is definitely a much bigger difference though - I've travelled all over Europe and while there are some amazing places to visit, there's some that are just so "different" to what I'm comfortable with that I'd never want to live there. For me, that's mostly in the south - Spain, Italy, Greece, parts of southern France - they're just too "not me". By contrast, Germany, Denmark, Netherlands, Sweden and Norway are all places that suit me very well.
      Even amongst these there are some VERY big differences in culture, so I'm not just suggesting there's a "split" between north and south or anything like that, but there are certain characteristics that are more common in some areas than others, and it's these that I personally find give me a much higher or lower level of comfort when there.

      Note that I was careful to say that that's just me personally - other people may find the complete opposite, or be comfortable in "Norway and Italy" but not "Germany and Spain" - it's just a matter of ones own preferred conditions.

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  90. Re:elect obama by Paolone · · Score: 1

    You simply knee in front of a womand and start praying in a stentorian voice. This won't get you laid tho; do you know why? Prayers don't work

  91. Re:What opportunities for a European in the USA by syousef · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Yes, grammatical errors and the misuse of words will happen when you're tired and posting on an internet forum. /. is becoming hilarious. I say something unpopular and as a result a few people mark me troll and 3 people correct my grammar. I've got a son that's one month old. If you've got kids you know why I'm tired. If you don't, you probably will one day.

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  92. Re:Stay the fuck where you are! by rtr1212 · · Score: 1, Troll

    Typical European who has no idea how the US government works. George Bush is only one part. Learn the facts then come back to a US based website to debate.

  93. Why? by LKM · · Score: 1

    "Tongue only slightly in cheek, but drawing parallels between the United States and Germany under Wilhelm or Hitler is hilarious"

    And why is it hilarious?

    1. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh! Oh, I know the answer to this one.

      Because it's fucking ludicrous, you twat.

  94. Re:Stay the fuck where you are! by debatem1 · · Score: 1

    Sins of omission are not sins of commission. No hand but his bears the same stains, and to argue otherwise is to echo the refrain of all good tyrants- the logic that if you are not with us, you are against us. Do we need more Bushes to teach us that people come in shades of gray, that simple definitions of race, gender, and nationality too often miss the point?

  95. Greetings from Europe! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This must be a joke post by /.
    Europe isn't just a big homogeneous cultural block like America is... Plus, if you actually had potential, you would just get your shit together and find the job you want in the country that appeals to you the most.
    Greetings from Berlin, third tier!

    1. Re:Greetings from Europe! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Greetings from Berlin, third tier!

      Berlin? Kewl Ive always liked Asia.

  96. You're wrong by LKM · · Score: 5, Insightful

    First of all, Europe used to love America.

    I grew up in the 90s. People over here had "America" stickers on their skateboards, wore baseball caps from US teams, had 49ers jackets, listened to Michael Jackson and every kid wanted to grow up to be like Chuck Norris. People actually bought US cars, and most sports gear was from US brands.

    A lot of people spent their holidays in the US, and many planned to move there after finishing school. Having friends in the US automatically made you the cool kid.

    Second, Europe doesn't hate America now; certainly not as much as the Americans seem to hate the French.

    We obviously don't love the United States as much as we used to, but most Europeans are perfectly capable of distinguishing between a government and the people. We realize that a lot of Americans are unhappy with what their government is doing. We realize that you suffer more from your government's actions than we do (it doesn't exactly hurt us if your government takes away your freedoms). Our American Style Pizza is still called American Style Pizza and was never renamed to Freedom Pizza or something like this.

    You are very welcome over here. There's no animosity.

    As for the article's original question, programmers are always sought after in Europe. I know a few Americans how have moved over here (ironically, the opposite of what I thought would happen even a decade ago), and they seem to be happy with their choice (although sadly, they could not come with us when we went on holidays in Cuba - what the hell is up with that???).

    1. Re:You're wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A common mistake is to refer to Europe as one place - it's not. Yes, some parts of Europe where very American friendly, some still are but there are also parts that have never liked Americans much.

      As for reasons it varies from person to person and place to place, attitudes to US foriegn policy, reactions to 'cultural imperialism', anti-capitalist sentiment, bad experiences with Americans in the past.

      In the end it's much like any other kind of prejudice and discrimination : it happens, you will meet people like that. It's your task to show them the opinions they hold are wrong.

    2. Re:You're wrong by jsebrech · · Score: 4, Insightful

      We obviously don't love the United States as much as we used to, but most Europeans are perfectly capable of distinguishing between a government and the people. We realize that a lot of Americans are unhappy with what their government is doing.

      This is true, but after electing bush, twice, it has become very, very difficult to argue that there is a difference between the american people and the american government. If mccain gets elected this time around, the american people deserves his presidency for all I care.

    3. Re:You're wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Our American Style Pizza is still called American Style Pizza and was never renamed to Freedom Pizza or something like this.

      HE'S A TERRORIST!!!! GET HIM!!!!

    4. Re:You're wrong by LKM · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Even when he got re-elected, it was roughly 25% of the population who elected him. Sure, 50% opted to not vote at all, but still, a majority did not vote for him. And while I will gladly argue the matter with the people who actually did vote for him, I won't blame those who did not.

    5. Re:You're wrong by LKM · · Score: 1, Troll

      A common mistake is to refer to Europe as one place - it's not.

      Yes, I agree. I'm Swiss, and my experience is with Switzerland and its neighboring countries. I have friends in Germany, France, Austria, Italy, the UK and Spain, and I think my points hold true for those countries.

      This does not mean that you won't find anyone who hates the US in those countries, of course. It's my impression that generally, people in those countries like Americans. There is no general dislike (similar to how all Americans seem to dislike the French).

    6. Re:You're wrong by LKM · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      You will never take me alive! By actually eating this non-Italian pizza, I will ensure that I will die quickly (and, unfortunately, under considerable pain).

    7. Re:You're wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's your task to show them the opinions they hold are wrong.

      Yes, first off, show them their opinions are wrong - don't try to see things from a different perspective and remember U.S.A. starts with a YOU, so criticism is always personal :)

    8. Re:You're wrong by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      after electing bush, twice

      To be fair to them, the first time was an accident.

      --
      Real Daleks don't climb stairs - they level the building.
    9. Re:You're wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In reply to the post:
      try it jobs (www.itjobs.pt) and come to work in consulting I'd recommend to you to try Portugal for 3 reasons: 1st: there's an enormous lack of consulters in here; 2nd if you learn how to speak portuguese (or italian) you can can speak the most of european languages because of the similarities with our ( and also yours) mother language which is latin; and 3rd Portugal is becoming somehow a little america so it won't be so strange for you except for the language;and I dare to say that you may consider our country as being to door to a new opportunity, like new york ( Manhattan) was once for all the emigrants that wanted a new way of life.
      And yes like it was said before we and everybody else with good sense can distinguish people and governments; in my point of view american people in majority must be very (how yo say it without offend any feelings)well... if 4 years weren't enough, Bush had to be reelected, what is very strange, to say!
      Europe is not a different planet it's just the continent where your grand parents came from and for what we can see in here there are a lot of americans that feel somehow an inferiority complex; like a child to his parent. anyway feel free to contact me I'l try to help in whatever I can:
      david.sanguinetti@gmail.com

      Best regards,
      David Sanguinetti, Portugal

    10. Re:You're wrong by nospam007 · · Score: 1

      >You are very welcome over here. There's no animosity.

      The french waiters are just as rude to us.

    11. Re:You're wrong by Lost+Engineer · · Score: 1

      It is unfair to say that all or even most Americans dislike the French. There are a couple of angles to this, but I will point out a few. The most obvious is that the US and France have been allies since the US was founded and possibly before. This is well known in the US as it is in France. The French language is widely learned here. It is second only to Spanish due to the close proximity of our southern neighbor. When we can get abroad these days, France is a popular spot.

      Perhaps the recent hating resonates more loudly abroad than a couple centuries of cooperation.

    12. Re:You're wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I grew up in the 90s. People over here had "America" stickers on their skateboards, wore baseball caps from US teams, had 49ers jackets, listened to Michael Jackson and every kid wanted to grow up to be like Chuck Norris. People actually bought US cars, and most sports gear was from US brands."

      this one really cracked me up! every kid wanted to be like Chuck Norris? really? who the fuck is Chuck Norris? i also grew up in the 90s and as far as i can remember, everybody wanted to take as many drugs as the Deal twins and play drums like Dale Crover :-). and who would like to buy something disgusting as an American car? there is in fact animosity. American politics these days does really piss off many people in Europe. is it freedom when customs confiscate your laptop on the airport and scan your iris? (which is o.k. as long it is you, who got to war Iraq) you know that one: "Nobody died, when Clinton lied"? really funny, indeed...however, Europe is for sure a nice place to live for Americans these days and it does'nt matter where you work because everything is quite close and it's not a big deal to work here in IT biz, cause everybody involved in computer stuff knows usually enough English to talk with a native speaker. the real challenge would be to go to Japan or India...

    13. Re:You're wrong by LKM · · Score: 1, Troll

      It is unfair to say that all or even most Americans dislike the French

      True, but it is at some level a farily universal feeling. You can actually watch mainstream TV shows or talk shows where people will make derogatory remarks about the French, and nobody will bat an eyelid. It's universally accepted, even expected behavior.

      Clearly, some Americans use these "surrender monkey" remarks as an ironic device to make fun of their fellow Americans, but that actually shows how universally this works. Speaking badly of the French so ingrained in contemporary American culture that you can make jokes about it that everyone gets.

    14. Re:You're wrong by LKM · · Score: 0, Troll

      who the fuck is Chuck Norris? i also grew up in the 90s and as far as i can remember, everybody wanted to take as many drugs as the Deal twins and play drums like Dale Crover :-).

      This is a joke, right?

      American politics these days does really piss off many people in Europe

      That does not contradict what I said. In fact, I pointed out the same.

    15. Re:You're wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, i'm serious. by the way: i'm not into contradiction. life and culture in general is just more complex than Chuck Norris soaps, you know...

    16. Re:You're wrong by ricegf · · Score: 1

      sadly, they could not come with us when we went on holidays in Cuba - what the hell is up with that???

      Something to do with nuclear missiles and the resulting hard feelings. Yeah, you'd think we'd be over it by now. Perhaps things will change when Castro's successor attains power.

    17. Re:You're wrong by ricegf · · Score: 1

      I studied the French language in high school, and have visited several times. France is a delightful country filled with warm and friendly people, and everyone I know likes it (the "freedom fries" silliness notwithstanding).

      Perhaps Americans struggle to understand French politics a bit, and us older folk still bristle a bit at having to fly all the way around France for that Libyan thing. But the Statue of Liberty reminds us of our centuries of friendship, as Jean-Marie Colombani reminded us that when push comes to shove, we are all Frenchmen.

    18. Re:You're wrong by AnotherDaveB · · Score: 1

      ...Americans seem to hate the French.

      I don't think it's fair to single out Americans on this. Everyone hates the French, the yanks are no different to the rest of us.

    19. Re:You're wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Second, Europe doesn't hate America now; certainly not as much as the Americans seem to hate the French."

      Uhh... Two things to say about this, as a rather international person that has lived in both the US and several countries in Europe for extended periods of time.

      First of all, the joke that Americans are better off claiming to be Canadian is in many cases actually true. Younger people these days are way too quick to label all Americans stupid. I could go on forever about this, but the point is, there is and always will be animosity, how much is dependant on where you are and how you portray yourself.

      Secondly, most Americans don't know what France is, I find Europeans hate the French the most, especially those silly islanders up north in Britain.

    20. Re:You're wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm British, grew up in the 90s, and never really paid any attention to Chuck Norris until I saw the name on Slashdot :P

      Never noticed an America sticker on a skateboard, people do wear baseball caps but seldom with reference to baseball or indeed America in general (the baseball cap is a useful invention and commonly used for advertising and merchandise worldwide, but we don't do baseball and to this day I have no idea what the rules are and have never watched a game, even on TV, even though it is on my list of things to do). What's a 49ers jacket, I wonder? I very much like bits of the USA and go there often, which has brought home to me just how little I know about it.

      I know one person who ever bought an overtly US car and he spends his time telling everybody how much he likes the jeep and how much he hates the cost of the spares, since for some reason or another they're very difficult and expensive to get hold of over here, let alone the cost of the repairs themselves. I wouldn't know where to go if I wanted to buy a US car tomorrow, unless you count companies like Vauxhall which are now General Motors in a funny hat.

      Also, there are a lot of 'snobs' about the USA. Sometimes it's linguistic snobbery (bugger that), sometimes political, often cultural, sometimes ill-informed, sometimes accurate (but pointless). That's been true for as long as I can remember and probably much before. Since getting to know a little more about the US my tolerance for these things has fallen through the floor. But that's stereotypes for you...

      Now, Germany on the other hand in my limited experience does seem overall to like America. There I did meet several cool kids who tended to emphasise their American friends and spoke often of going there on holiday. In fact some individuals seem to go a little too far the other way, bit of hero-worship going on there, especially by business types in certain industries (cough IT cough).

      I just asked a French friend of mine about his experiences growing up; he says the only US car he would've wanted to buy was the Trans Am (victim of Knight Rider!), as the cars that one saw in the movies would never have fitted on French roads anyway. Also, he had seen Texas Ranger and knew who Chuck Norris was but didn't particularly want to grow up to be him. Apparently he did have a baseball hat from the Cleveland Indians as the result of having gone to Cleveland, but had he not gone on that exchange trip he would not have known who the Cleveland Indians were as the sport is not broadcast in France. He doesn't know who the 49ers are either (we have now googled for it, san francisco, ok). Lots of people had skateboards, but he can't remember seeing any America stickers on them - then again, it wasn't his chosen sport so he says he was unlikely to have noticed.

      Not sure what all this demonstrates, other than that Europe is a large place with many different viewpoints. Undoubtedly if I lived in a different part of Britain, let alone further afield, or was a different type of individual, my experience would have been quite different. I think the AC who said that thinking of Europe as one place is a mistake is absolutely correct. He/she could have added that thinking of your own anecdotal experience of a nation as typical of the whole place is also a mistake. Remember, you self-select your sample by choosing who you prefer to spend time with :P

      What's more, in all my trips to the US I have yet to meet one person who disliked the French (but many who are learning the language). Nobody has admitted having a preference for George W Bush, either.

    21. Re:You're wrong by LKM · · Score: 0, Troll

      He/she could have added that thinking of your own anecdotal experience of a nation as typical of the whole place is also a mistake. Remember, you self-select your sample by choosing who you prefer to spend time with :P

      This is untrue in this case. You don't choose who you hang with until you're able to choose where you live and work. You go to the school you go to, and that pretty much determines your friends.

      The whole American culture thing was not a local fad. It was everywhere. Magazines, TV shows, the clothes people wore on the street.

    22. Re:You're wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's because it means yoU.Suck.Ass. As in ALL Americans can suck my hairy nut sack.

    23. Re:You're wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's where Amerika messed up. They should have named French Fries, Socialist Fries and in turn the French should call American Pizza, Fascist Pizza.

      By Americans replacing French with Freedom was an unintentional way of saying the French are more free than Americans (*white french only ;) .

    24. Re:You're wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I'll let you in on a secret. American's don't really dislike the French. France is sort of like the gay guy doing a decorator show that some straight redneck's watching. I mean he's watching the show, so there's no problem. Then his buddy comes in and says "hey why are you watching that guy" and they both have to do some quick gay-bashing to assure themselves of their sexuality.

    25. Re:You're wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We still have French Fries and no one makes a big deal about the French over here. We had a few years of general animosity, but it was mainly a response to Jacques Chirac, not the people of France.

      Besides, why should we care about made up countries anyway?

    26. Re:You're wrong by JAlexoi · · Score: 1

      An accident implies that no one was to blame
      But we use "road accident" , if a driver falls asleep at the wheel. So the first election was an accident, in the "road accident" sense.

    27. Re:You're wrong by JAlexoi · · Score: 1

      >The french waiters are just as rude to us.
      They actually like you very much, since americans tend to tip more than the usual european.
      What they don't like is american ignorance of french culture and arrogance about american culture.
      (A great example is for this spellchecker that comes with Firefox, that does not consider "french" to be a problem, while "american" has to be written with a capitol letter)

    28. Re:You're wrong by A.K.A_Magnet · · Score: 1

      French waiters are rude with everyone. I'm Parisian and they are rude with me. That's the tradition (think "corporate culture"). No harm intended :P.

    29. Re:You're wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Second, Europe doesn't hate America now; certainly not as much as the Americans seem to hate the French..

      I agree and I add that the new French generation still DO not understand why so many American people love to hate French people. Maybe it's because we are pretty the same (according to an interesting study). Actually the new generation and perhaps the one before it does not know they are hated oO. We generally discover that in watching movies and th shows. But I know It's just a stuff between some guys ...
      In the other side there is no real hate in fact... We prefer hate ourselves you know ;-) To finish I think it's very easy to hate something we will not probably meet one time in a life time ... I spoke to the both countries because we are not all white too :D It's a so classical schema.

    30. Re:You're wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As regards school, I don't know what size yours was but mine was just a tiny little school of about a hundred and fifty people in each year, a total of 750 or so. And I would've said that my friends and I chose each other. YMMV.

      As to presence of American culture in the media, there we get into questions of marketing on the one hand and selective perception on the other. The media are in the business of selling dreams. Unquestionably there is a lot of American stuff on TV and in magazines. Unquestionably American culture is marketed like no other. Unquestionably fashion has something to do with it as well. However, the human race is also extremely good at taking the elements they want out of a trend and ignoring the rest, a process of reinvention or integration or whatever one might want to call it.

      Take another example: pop culture also includes Che Guevara t-shirts, anarchist symbols, ankhs and USSR hammer-and-sickles. Does that mean that every alternative-fashion freak is an egyptologist anarchist communist-sympathiser?

      It's all about context.

      My experience is that lots of people are drawn to the cute or shiny, but few people really connect the US fairyland you see on TV to the massive great lump of land on the other side of the big pond. Similarly, is France all sophistication and Amelie Poulain, a place with very rude waiters, or a cash n'carry tax haven? Sometimes it's all at once to the same person. People are great at thinking in contradictions. Sadly, it is perfectly possible to wear Nike and bitch about American vulgarity all at once.

      *shrug* People are complicated.

    31. Re:You're wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      similar to how all Americans seem to dislike the French.

      Not every Americans dislike French, that's sure, but nonetheless there are still some funny jokes about the Frenchies in th shows and movies....
      Sometimes the only references of European countries
      in American movies are those jokes ...

    32. Re:You're wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hehe I love that example.
      Even if I'm not gay I suppose it's pretty true :-)

    33. Re:You're wrong by LKM · · Score: 0, Troll

      You win the discussion :-)

    34. Re:You're wrong by cruachan · · Score: 1

      Increasingly I think most Europeans recognise the difference between the civilized people on the west and east coasts who keep trying to vote in a sensible president and the more, ahem, challenged in the middle and south who vote for whatever the Republican party throws up. It also goes almost without saying as well that any American who makes it to Europe will be of the former varity and hence most likely to be treated with sympathy than hostility.

      So as long as you don't make supportive comments about Bush or Religion you'll fit in just fine. Make the odd noise against either or both of these and we'll positively love you.

    35. Re:You're wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are very welcome over here. There's no animosity.

      He's only saying that to get you over there.

    36. Re:You're wrong by neumayr · · Score: 1

      Like ThinkGeek said, the joke is on the stereotype, not in the people or the nation.
      Besides, can you really blame them? The French are an easy target ;)

      --
      Truth arises more readily from error than from confusion. -Francis Bacon
    37. Re:You're wrong by neumayr · · Score: 1

      Many non-religious Europeans (and I assume you belong to that group) absolutely underestimate European piety..

      --
      Truth arises more readily from error than from confusion. -Francis Bacon
    38. Re:You're wrong by cruachan · · Score: 1

      And how would you reconcile that proposition against Tony Blair's comments to the effect that talking about religion in the UK branded you as a bit of a nutter?

      In the UK we have a regularly worshipping religious community of around 1 million each of CofE, Catholic and Muslims from 60 odd million, and the Christian groups are vastly over-inflated due to parents attending church so they can get their kids into 'faith' schools. We're talking single percentage figures here of similar relgious conviction to the majority in the states, and that is reflected across europe - even nowdays in the more traditional countries around the med.

      Even in Ireland religion is increasingly a dead issue - the relentless outing of paedophilia among priests and cruelty in the religious orders generally from the mid 90's onwards was just the final blow.

    39. Re:You're wrong by Papatoast · · Score: 0

      Bush was not elected twice.

      In 2000, a conservative Supreme Court ordered the state of Florida to stop counting votes. (say that again.. stop counting votes). Had the recount been allowed to continue, Gore would have been president.

      The 2004 election was riddle with fraud from illegal voter disenfranchisement to rigged, black box, electronic voting.

      --
      We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. - HST
    40. Re:You're wrong by neumayr · · Score: 1

      Hm, is Tony Blair non-religious? ;)
      I don't know where you got your stats from, but from what I have experienced religious people in Europe tend to stay among themselves, and only sometimes the most daring of them expose themselves to ridicule by admiting to their faith publicly.
      But they're ridiculed not because they're the absolut minority, but because nobody in their right mind admits to being religious;
      Firstly, religion is considered a private thing.
      Secondly, in the last 150 years Europe's intellectual leaders spent a lot of effort to debunk God and religion as such. Against such mighty opposition it's hard to rationally explain being religious. Trying, and failing, to do so will effectively make them outcast in Europe's technocratic society.
      But all that doesn't change the way those people feel - they're still religious, just not openly so.

      --
      Truth arises more readily from error than from confusion. -Francis Bacon
    41. Re:You're wrong by cruachan · · Score: 1

      "Tony Blair non-religious?"

      Hehe, you're not British :-). Blair was know as a privatly strongly committed Catholic leaning Anglian most of the time he was in number 10, however he was *very* careful never to speak about it or bring religion into his politics - a sort of don't ask don't tell policy. He converted to Catholicism within a few weeks of leaving number 10, and the 'nutter' comment was made in an interview around that time.

      The leader of our third major party - the Liberal Democrats - is a publically declared athiest. We've have several other party leaders who were only nominally Christian before, but this is the first one we've had who has been forthright about it - and it's made absolutly no difference to his approval ratings whatsoever.

      Ireland is a really interesting case. I've been visiting the republic since the early 80's. Up until about 10 years ago it was a *very* obviously clerical state, but since 2000 or so it's secularised in a big way. The hard statistics that bear this out are the number of vocations. Ireland used to export priests all over the world and particularly to the USA. In the last few years it's exported virtually none, the number of priests trained has fallen to practically nothing - just nine ordained last year (160 died) and similar figures for nuns - 2 new ones and 228 dead.

    42. Re:You're wrong by neumayr · · Score: 1

      Interesting.
      How you describe your politician's behaviour seems to support my impression, or at least doesn't contradict it.
      On the other hand, how you describe what's happening in Ireland does. But maybe it's a kind of normalization, an accelerated adaption of Ireland's society to the rest of Europe, a phase that will be less noticable when it's secularity gets closer to that of at least England.
      But who knows, maybe Ireland's going to be the most secular state in the world in a few decades.

      --
      Truth arises more readily from error than from confusion. -Francis Bacon
  97. India by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    India is always looking for qualified programmers. The nice thing is, you will probably be working for an American company.

  98. Re:Stay the fuck where you are! by LKM · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Typical European who has no idea how the US government works. George Bush is only one part. Learn the facts then come back to a US based website to debate.

    Typical American, validates every preconceptions Europeans have of you with three poorly written sentences :-)

    Seriously though, there's really no question that not re-electing Bush would have stopped some of the madness.

  99. Work in Israel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Israel is now the country with the second largest amount of new startup companies after the US.
    Tel-Aviv is the 4th largest city in the world in terms of new startups (after US cities).

    Here you have access to grate technology, everyone speaks English, and you have easy access to Europe.

  100. Re:Stay the fuck where you are! by PietjeJantje · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Before 9/11 Europeans just called us "fat and ugly", now they can call us "warmongerer's". Which is Ironic considering that the worse humanitarian disaster in the history of humanity was caused exclusively by Europeans (WWI and WWII).

    While there is truth in that, I also think that is quite a statement coming from an Anonymous Coward from the only country on earth who ever used the atomic bomb. Twice. On civilian targets. WWII was dirty beyond imagination from both sides - and that includes the USA.

  101. GERMANY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i recommend GERMANY! I live here... Nice country for people like us. but prefer south germany or north.. or may be Berlin.. these are the best places

  102. Switzerland by LKM · · Score: 5, Informative

    I guess I can shed some light on the situation in Switzerland.

    There are four spoken languages here: German, Italian, French and Romanic. Typically, reasonably large companies in Switzerland have offices in at least two language areas, typically German and French or German and Italian. While the Swiss have their own version of German (which Germans don't understand when they first hear it), they will usually use the official version when talking to non-Swiss. So you can easily learn German, French and Italian in Switzerland.

    All working-age Swiss speak English. There are some older people who may never have learned English, but you can easily get by even if you only know English.

    I have a few American friends who live and work in Switzerland (Google has an office here, so there's tons of American Google programmers over here :-), and they seem to love it, so I guess I would recommend Switzerland. Also, we're always hiring good programmers :-)

    When looking for programming jobs, I would start out in Zurich; there's a lot of software companies in Zurich.

    I think admin.ch should have information on how to apply for jobs and such.

  103. Re:Stay the fuck where you are! by rtr1212 · · Score: 1

    No it would not have. I hate Bush as much as the next guy but to blame everything on him shows how inept you are when it comes to the US government and how it functions.

  104. Go to England on a working visa by bakreule · · Score: 1
    England, and certain other English speaking countries offer working visas for qualified people. Qualifications include being younger than a certain age (35 I think) and having a college degree. These give you the right to live and work for a year or two. During this time you can apply for a more permanent working visa should you choose.

    If you want to go into Europe proper, it's a little harder. I got into France in 2001, but it was during the tech-bubble, and my French company was desperate for programmers. The most difficult part is finding a company that is willing to give you a contract. It's an absolute requirement for starting the paperwork, and it's a lot of hassle for the company, as gov'ts make it difficult to hire foreigners, protectionism being as it is. Once you have the contract, things get easier, as the authorities are lenient with tech people.

    The easiest way to get a contract is to start talking to any friends in Europe to see if they know anyone who's hiring.

    Good luck!

    --

    Buses stop at a bus station
    Trains stop at a train station
    On my desk there's a workstation....

  105. Good idea by euice · · Score: 1

    You can go everywhere in "old" europe, working conditions, salaries and free time are comparable to the US. I think it'll be a little less in salary, but much more free time.

    I'm from germany, and for an IT guy, this is a very good place to start. We have lots of international companies here, that do their busines entirely in english. If you don't want to, you don't even have to learn german. (which is, by the way, not the worst language to learn for a tech guy, as it is strongly rule based and not so much vocabulary based)

    But if I'ld have to choose freely, I'ld of course go to the Netherlands, where you can legally buy and smoke pot. Their language is like a mix of english and german and seemingly easy to learn, but it is not spoken by too many people around the globe. Anyway, Netherlands is a really multi cultural country, and almost everybody speaks English.

    In Switzerland you'll probably get the best salary, and if you like to go into the financial sector, try Luxembourg, where you propably get a way with English only too. Luxembourg's a country the size of a small city in the US, which has more banks than people living there.

    As for the hassle with a permit and stuff: As a tech-worker there should be no problem whatsoever to get a time-limited working permit (lets say for a year or so). And if you are allowed to work in one country in the EU you're free to work everywhere in the EU (which is everywhere in Europe except Switzerland).

    Nevertheless, do it. You'll like it very much.

    1. Re:Good idea by YttriumOxide · · Score: 1

      I'm from germany, and for an IT guy, this is a very good place to start. We have lots of international companies here, that do their busines entirely in english.

      Very true - I myself work for one :)

      But if I'ld have to choose freely, I'ld of course go to the Netherlands, where you can legally buy and smoke pot. Their language is like a mix of english and german and seemingly easy to learn, but it is not spoken by too many people around the globe. Anyway, Netherlands is a really multi cultural country, and almost everybody speaks English.

      Dutch is my second language, after English (French is my third, and German is my fourth). Don't let a Dutchman hear you describe their language that way! In some ways you're right, as it's a low west Germanic language, just like old Saxonian, which is what English evolved from (however with a GREAT deal of influence from French around 1066 when it changed drastically from Old English to Middle English). Suffice to say, it's definitely easier for an English speaker to learn than German is, but neither is particularly hard. I found both Dutch and German to be significantly easier than French, and ALL Indo-European languages are significantly easier for an English speaker than non-Indo-European languages (I also started learning Japanese once, but I don't generally list it as a language I can speak since I can't hold a conversation in it - just a few phrases, and enough to get the "idea" of a conversation others are having)

      The Netherlands was a GREAT place to live 10 years ago (when I lived there), but it's less so now. It's still one of the best places to live in Europe, but not as wonderful as it once was unfortunately. There's a saying in the Netherlands that the only two laws anyone REALLY cares about are speeding and taxes. If you don't speed, and do pay your taxes, you can feel free to do pretty much anything that doesn't hurt others. That feeling of real freedom still exists, but it is becoming a bit less so as times go by. I live in Germany, but I can drive to Amsterdam in about 4 or 5 hours (depending on traffic), so visiting my old stomping grounds is pretty easy.

      As for the hassle with a permit and stuff: As a tech-worker there should be no problem whatsoever to get a time-limited working permit (lets say for a year or so).

      That's true... however...

      And if you are allowed to work in one country in the EU you're free to work everywhere in the EU (which is everywhere in Europe except Switzerland).

      That's not necessarily true. It really depends on your work permit. I have permission to work in Germany ONLY - actually, specifically, I have permission to live and work ONLY in Niedersachsen (Lower Saxony). I can of course travel anywhere in Europe, no problem, but the terms of my Aufenthalterlaubnis (residence permit) make it pretty clear that if I stop living and/or working in Niedersachsen, it becomes null and void.

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    2. Re:Good idea by mcvos · · Score: 1

      But if I'ld have to choose freely, I'ld of course go to the Netherlands, where you can legally buy and smoke pot. Their language is like a mix of english and german and seemingly easy to learn, but it is not spoken by too many people around the globe.

      Dutch is my second language, after English (French is my third, and German is my fourth). Don't let a Dutchman hear you describe their language that way!

      The best description of our language I've ever heard was from an Italian who called it a throat disease (Dutch has very harsh consonants).

      German dialects from the north-west are practically indistinguishable from Dutch dialects from the nort-east. I can certainly understand them, even though I'm not from the north-east of Netherland, and I don't speak German. Official Dutch and official German are completely different languages, however.

      English is actually more similar to Frisian (a language only spoken in Friesland, a province in the north of Netherland) than to Dutch.

      Suffice to say, it's definitely easier for an English speaker to learn than German is,

      I'm not so sure about that. I keep hearing complaints from foreigners that they can't learn Dutch because everybody is always speaking English.

      There's a saying in the Netherlands that the only two laws anyone REALLY cares about are speeding and taxes. If you don't speed, and do pay your taxes, you can feel free to do pretty much anything that doesn't hurt others.

      And even for speeding, there are websites and radio stations that keep track of the latest locations of speeding cameras. Only tax evasion is a big no-no, and people can get quite upset when they find out someone (or some group) has not been paying their share of the collective bill.

    3. Re:Good idea by YttriumOxide · · Score: 1

      The best description of our language I've ever heard was from an Italian who called it a throat disease (Dutch has very harsh consonants).

      Hah, that's not bad. Especially my Dutch actually - I learned it mostly in Amsterdam, but I still seem to have a much "harsher" G sound that a lot of people there. I've heard everything from a throat rasp to similar to the German "ch", to more of an almost "h" sound, depending on the region.

      German dialects from the north-west are practically indistinguishable from Dutch dialects from the nort-east. I can certainly understand them, even though I'm not from the north-east of Netherland, and I don't speak German. Official Dutch and official German are completely different languages, however.

      Yep, those German dialects are all part of the "Platdeutsch" group of dialects. Generally, they're referred to as German dialects, but in general, they're actually more or less a distinct group of Low West Germanic languages, so they share more in common with Dutch than they do with German (although they're strongly influenced by High German as well). The most noticeable part is that in Low German languages, there wasn't a sound shift from T to S, whereas there was in High German - so we've got English "street", Dutch "straat" and German "Strasse", or English "water", Dutch "water", German "Wasser".

      English is actually more similar to Frisian (a language only spoken in Friesland, a province in the north of Netherland) than to Dutch.

      Definitely - but generally only for the sound of the language. The spelling is VERY different* (classic example being, "Bûter, brea, en griene tsiis; wa't dat net sizze kin, is gjin oprjochte Fries" - spoken, any English speaker can understand it, but as it's written it's a bit hard!). That mostly comes from the fact that both Old English and Frisian are Low West Germanic with influences from Northern Germanic (the Scandanavian languages) (English however later had influence from Middle French, which really screwed up the language)

      I keep hearing complaints from foreigners that they can't learn Dutch because everybody is always speaking English.

      That does happen, but when I lived there, I really didn't have a hard time learning it. I had a Dutch girlfriend who I once asked to NEVER speak English to me. She was willing to do that, and my Dutch improved VERY quickly after that. My comment was actually more about the style of the language rather than other barriers to learning it (e.g. willingness of people to help teach you)

      * English spelling is currently a bit weird, so I'm not saying it's Frisian that has the problem - the problem in English comes from that the words, as they are written, is how they were pronounced (generally) in MIDDLE English, so our spoken language changed, but we kept the old spelling. That lead to the horrible things like silent "g" in "ough" (through, thought etc - compare to Dutch or German for those words, and the "g" quite clearly should be/used to be a pronounced letter (historically the letter "yogh" that we don't have anymore, but makes roughly a similar sound to Dutch "g" or German "ch" (depending on region of course)))

      And sorry, yes, I am a language geek... especially when it comes to the Germanic branches of the Indo-European family!

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    4. Re:Good idea by mcvos · · Score: 1

      English is actually more similar to Frisian (a language only spoken in Friesland, a province in the north of Netherland) than to Dutch.

      Definitely - but generally only for the sound of the language. The spelling is VERY different* (classic example being, "Bûter, brea, en griene tsiis; wa't dat net sizze kin, is gjin oprjochte Fries" - spoken, any English speaker can understand it, but as it's written it's a bit hard!).

      But isn't that English's fault? English pronunciation has become completely disjointed from spelling. Frisian has a pretty phonetic spelling for sounds that are very similar to English.

      I keep hearing complaints from foreigners that they can't learn Dutch because everybody is always speaking English.

      That does happen, but when I lived there, I really didn't have a hard time learning it. I had a Dutch girlfriend who I once asked to NEVER speak English to me. She was willing to do that, and my Dutch improved VERY quickly after that.

      I can see how that helps. I know a guy who has a Brazilian girlfriend and although they initially communicated in English, he now speaks only Dutch to her. The constant need to communicate with a loved one you live with is probably one of the best ways to learn a language.

    5. Re:Good idea by YttriumOxide · · Score: 1

      But isn't that English's fault?

      Yes, it is... that's why I had the asterisk which referred to the final paragraph:

      English spelling is currently a bit weird, so I'm not saying it's Frisian that has the problem - the problem in English comes from that the words, as they are written, is how they were pronounced (generally) in MIDDLE English, so our spoken language changed, but we kept the old spelling. That lead to the horrible things like silent "g" in "ough" (through, thought etc - compare to Dutch or German for those words, and the "g" quite clearly should be/used to be a pronounced letter (historically the letter "yogh" that we don't have anymore, but makes roughly a similar sound to Dutch "g" or German "ch" (depending on region of course)))

      Sorry if I wasn't clear on that...

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  106. Re:Working Holiday Visa - Wrong countries by PietjeJantje · · Score: 1

    Bullocks. As a Dutch guy, may I remind you English is mandatory on Dutch high schools, and, depending on level on education, one or two more languages (in 9/10 cases, French and/or German).

  107. coding in europe by Skal+Tura · · Score: 1

    DO NOT COME! I repeat: DO NOT COME TO WORK IN EU!

    Salaries absolutely suck. If you remember to account for high taxation.

    Here in Finland, the roof for PHP coder is around 3,000euros a month, with taxes of around 25% and living expenses near UK levels. Bottomline is, you are worse off here than in the UK.

    In UK you can get upto 5,000-5,000euros a month, afaik lower taxes, but higher living costs. You will end up more cash in hand than in Finland. Plus from UK it's easier to travel around Europe.

    Germany, very good location to go all around. Salaries i'm not sure, around 3,500-4,000euros i assume. But in Germany they are a bit technologically backwards, many of their IT solutions simply SUCK and are simply IDIOTIC. However, some exceptions exist there aswell. Many Germans refuse to speak English for some reason, aswell their language is a bit messy to learn, but you'll do fine with "Ich Spreche Kein Deutsch. English perhaps?"

    France ... Generally speaking, they are hard to work with, arrogant, very very arrogant people. You are an ahole if you cannot turn an ordinary PC into a super computer ranking in top 100, and you are ahole if you manage very high quality real time raytracing on 1600x1200 resolution on 3years old computer. Either way, generally, they do what they can to make you feel bad and rip you off, and benefit from you. Not all French people are like that, but a lot of them are. I and my dad have both had the tough luck to have to work with quite many french people, and very few of them have been what you'd consider "nice" or "cool" people.

    That's my 2cents and my personal experience SO take it with a grain of salt :)

    1. Re:coding in europe by faragon · · Score: 1

      Well, and in your opinion, how are americans? (rethoric)

      Having working with both USA and Europe people (being european-spaniard), there is no such huge difference, at least, programmers/geeks are pretty similar around (despite "regular people" is a bit different, your point), and most of the good ones are brainwashed dayly at Slashdot ;-)

      Welcome to Europe, not a great place to make big money, but it is OK in the sense of lower differences between people (universal medical coverage in most countries, etc.). It is very similar to Canada, don't expect miracles, just normal people here :-)

    2. Re:coding in europe by YttriumOxide · · Score: 1

      As a non-native German speaker living and working in Germany, I have to wonder why your experiences are so different to mine! Your "overall" assessment that's it's good is spot on, but your negative details seem a little off. The pay here is great for the work that I do (programmer), people are very friendly, most people speak English well, and the tech level really isn't so bad (definitely comparable to the US from what I've seen (but neither really hold a candle to New Zealand or Japan)).

      3500-4000 euro per month would be a basic starting wage while "proving" someone that was completely untested - a good programmer will rise up above that level very quickly. Plus, it's paid 13 months a year as standard, so that's the equivalent of $76k USD before tax as a minimum... when you add on the fact that you get 6 weeks leave per year, generally have flexitime, and there's a lot of public holidays, it's definitely not something to sneeze at for a "starting"/"proving" salary!

      Note that by "programmer" I do actually mean someone who writes real code though - I don't really know what the situation is for people that do scripting and "building" web sites rather than real coding. Your figure of 3000 euro a month roof for a PHP coder would only be accurate here if it were more of a "person who does web stuff with PHP" rather than a real "PHP coder" who would be around 4500 a month roof. Learn something else like C++ (or especially C# these days) and your roof will go up to 6000 pretty easily. Start doing more project management sort of things as well, and the roof will get higher again.

      Tax is definitely pretty high though - my base salary, minus all of the various things I pay before it enters my bank, gives me roughly 52% of what I've earned. That's ALL of the various things though, so not only taxes (includes my healthcare, insurances, taxes and so on).

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    3. Re:coding in europe by onlau · · Score: 2, Interesting

      DO COME! I repeat: DO COME TO WORK IN EU!

      Sure, the wages here are less than in the USA but do not only consider that part, I mean what's the use of money? To have a good life would be my answer. You can have a good life in Europe not having a USA salary... And also, you can learn a lot from Europe (don't get me wrong, this is not a pride-statement: I meant "from Europe as well as from any part of the world: no less no more but still a lot to learn from"). Your wish to travel in Europe, to visit the countries is a very good idea IMHO: it can only open your mind. I'd also suggest not to stop there (and i hope and think you won't: when you start traveling, it gets in your blood and you can't stop it!)

      Here are a few other hints...

      First of all, you won't have trouble in finding a computer-science job in Europe (as in many parts of the world), I "searched" a job in France and Spain (searching meaning putting my resume in monster and infojobs and waiting for offers) and had no problems in finding one. With an American masters in computer-science and 4 years of experience... just pick a job.

      Now, if you want to visit all Europe you won't have any problem: there are a lot of low-cost airlines (ryanair is the most famous but there are dozens of other companies), there are train-tickets valid in all Europe (EuRail: http://www.eurail.com/). That's quite cheap (I come back from a 2-weeks journey over Europe that cost me around $1000...). As for the vacations, I think Europeans countries generally have a minimum vacation days greater than US (> 5 weeks in France, 4 weeks in Spain, ...). You'll be able to travel!

      The language might be a problem in some countries. In Spain and France at least, not many people speak English (I'm not speaking of the job environment but of the daily-life) but well... I know American people here in Madrid that didn't know Spanish at all when coming here and they live fine. Moreover if you want to learn the language of the country you're leaving in that's better! If you want to speak English in the street, I'd suggest you go to Germany, Netherlands and northern countries. If you want to learn a language you can use after your Europe experience (if you don't chose to stay :-)), Spanish would be an obvious great choice... As for the wages/price of life, generally the northern you get, the bigger the figures are.

    4. Re:coding in europe by adamofgreyskull · · Score: 1

      France ... Generally speaking, they are hard to work with, arrogant, very very arrogant people.

      This is just another datapoint, but my experience has been the exact opposite. The French guys , Parisians, I've worked with within the global company I work for, have been, to a man, great to work with. They all speak English, most are damn near fluent, and were not arrogant at all. Perhaps I've been spoiled though.. Also, I don't know whether this is common or not within France, but at least within my company, they get 40 days a year holiday.

      To OP: For an English-speaker, looking to see Europe, the UK is a very good base. My fiancee is from New Zealand and came here to save Sterling and travel around Europe. Of her friends that have come here, most gravitate toward London because it's cosmopolitan, close to major airports, relatively close to the south-coast and there's always a community of ex-pats to hook up with. My fiancee and I actually live in the town I grew up in, about 40-50 minutes, by train, south of London, which is great, because we've been able to afford to buy a place, but at the same time is convenient to get into the city. Living in London is very expensive, and there's so much going on that you may find yourself going out nearly every night of the week. Depending on your priorities, you may find living outside the city a better option...or not :)

    5. Re:coding in europe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here in Finland, the roof for PHP coder is around 3,000euros a month

      That's because PHP sucks.
      And that's not even bad for PHP.

      I'm 18yo, Finnish, and work as a software developer/consultant (C*, Delphi).
      And I can guarantee that in this sector, your formal education won't be worth jack shit, compared to what you can actually do.

      I'm not even a highschool graduate, yet had no problems finding a good job in the programming field at 17 due to my self-acquired practical experience.

      Incidently, Finnish videogame companies (the real ones, not mobile) are looking for experienced programming talent from abroad, because they can't find people with enough experience in Finland (3+ years of experience, 1+ shipped title), so that could be something to look into as well.

  108. Linus Torvalds by Nymz · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Ahh.. not having heard of someone before an election is, in fact, reason to make some assumptions about the individual's qualifications.

    Are you telling me, that if someone had never heard of Linus Torvalds, then you wouldn't doubt that "individual's qualifications" to make authoritative comments regarding Linux?

    Here is what they would sound like:

    • Hey look, the only graphic interface I've ever seen is Windows, so I'll post it's a fact they copied it from Microsoft.
    • Hey look, I've never heard of a governor from Alaska, so based on what I know about her picture, I'll post that she is hawt.
    1. Re:Linus Torvalds by caerwyn · · Score: 1

      /sigh

      Oh, the joys of people who don't read and think about entire posts before responding.

      First, anyone investigating operating systems *would* have heard of Linus already, so the point is already moot.

      Even assuming that they hadn't, however, even trivial research would turn up a large amount of information about him- which is directly related to my second point (the rapid acquisition of knowledge about someone suddenly thrust onto such a stage).

      So, overall- your point has absolutely nothing to do with what I'm actually saying.

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  109. Germany: 6 weeks holiday by rlobue · · Score: 1

    Munich, Germany, is beautiful, is extremely central and has the best airport voted 4 times in a row. I was there for a year and it was ideal to visit everywhere in Europe on both charter and cheap flights. The primary language in big companies is English and most people speak it. German isn't that difficult to learn for just a simple conversation (but gets very difficult later). The biggest thing I suppose is the 30 days contractual holiday, usually flexitime AND 10 "Feiertage" which are public holidays. In all, you're hardly working but earning a lot :p

  110. Germanic/Scandinavian countries by sydbarrett74 · · Score: 1

    You can't go wrong with the Netherlands, Denmark, Germany, Sweden, or Norway. Many people in those countries speak quite good English (in many cases better than the average native speaker in England and North America), and by law they usually offer generous dollops of PTO.

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  111. Re:Stay the fuck where you are! by LKM · · Score: 2, Informative

    No it would not have.

    Yes it would have!

    See, that's not a particularly useful response, now is it?

    I hate Bush as much as the next guy but to blame everything on him shows how inept you are when it comes to the US government and how it functions.

    Again with the ad hominems; I thought we were over that. I realize how the US government works. The president is basically the head of the executive branch of the US government, and he's the boss of the US army.

    You know, we do get US news stations and papers and even Internets over here. We're also interested in these things. In fact, I would bet that many Europeans are better informed about how your government works than Americans are.

    Let me finish by saying that I do not "blame everything on him." I specifically said that not re-electing him "would have stopped some of the madness." Emphasis on "some."

  112. Re:elect obama by MichaelSmith · · Score: 2, Informative

    To where?

    Almost any other place in the world have higher taxes than the US, so unless the taxes goes over 50% in total you can forget that argument.

    Singapore is a good option, as long as you don't mind living in a big, mildly fascist industrial park.

  113. Re:elect obama by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1, Funny

    You simply knee in front of a womand and start praying in a stentorian voice. This won't get you laid tho; do you know why? Prayers don't work

    Tell me about it. The things you learn 20 years too late.

  114. Re:elect obama by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And how does one submit these "fucking prayers"?

    Ask a slashdoter....

  115. Re:elect obama by oliderid · · Score: 1

    In any country you go to, no matter who the American president is, you'll find anti-Americans,

    Real anti-americans are rare, as rare as being anti-french in Germany, anti-italian in spain, etc. (I live in Belgium)

    The real issue is purely politic. If you support officially Bush in a diner, then you can expect some hot discussions. (But looks like they have nothing against Mc Cain).

  116. Re:Working Holiday Visa - Wrong countries by belmolis · · Score: 1

    Now it is. But when I was riding my bicycle in the countryside, which was admittedly about thirty years ago, there were still quite a few older people who did not speak foreign languages or had long since forgotten what they had learned. And of course those are the ones one will chance to ask directions. Using the same technique I managed to find probably the only two people in Luxembourg who did not speak French.

  117. Pot meet hte kettle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Usually the cry is that we take American jobs. Now you want to come here and work and take our jobs? Which is it?

    You cannot have it both ways.

    1. Re:Pot meet hte kettle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interestingly, there is more than one American extant (and hence more than one viewpoint).

      Personally, I'd argue for more & easier migration in all directions, but that's partly because I think nationalism is bullshit.

  118. Re:elect obama by McFadden · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Japan is where a lot of the video game industry is, so it could be fun looking for a programming job there. But, the market for PCs in Japan is shrinking (their cell phones are amazing and replace most uses of a PC) so there's probably not much future in "regular" software over there. And again, you're not going to be able to pick up Japanese very quickly, either, although a lot of people over there speak English. (Besides, I'm told that the Japanese aren't very friendly to foreign workers; that a foreigner taking a Japanese job will always be unwelcome. At least that's what a friend of mine said when he came back this semester, so your mileage may vary. I'd expect younger folk to be more forgiving.)

    I think you're half right and half wrong. Speaking as one of probably only a handful of English speaking foreigners who holds down an IT job in Japan outside of Tokyo, it's a tough place to get into. A lot of people who claim the Japanese are hard on foreigners have a huge chip on their shoulder and far too often mistake legitimate job rejection for racism. Put yourself in a Japanese employer's shoes - you're interviewing 5 candidates, 4 of whom are native Japanese speakers and 1 who can barely string together a basic conversation. Who is going to be the easier to work with. Given that the interview process is often more about finding reasons to reject than reasons to employ (in any culture), it's a no brainer that the foreigner is going to have a very tough time unless they've studied the language to a pretty high level.

    That said, in my experience if there are jobs that do benefit from having a foreigner in the position (which sadly are very very few), companies will often bend over backwards to assist you overcome the language barrier, which the Japanese themselves recognize as a huge problem.

    If you're willing to put up with the unbearable heat and stifling humidity of Tokyo or perhaps Osaka, there are opportunities there with both Japanese and foreign firms. I personally know an IT recruiter/headhunter there who specializes in foreign recruits, and he must have opportunities because he keeps hitting me up with questions about whether I'm looking for anything.

    Videogames are an extremely unlikely route in though. Visit any web forum relating to employment in Japan and you'll see a queue a mile long of foreigners wanting to find out how to get into either a) manga art or b) videogames programming in Japan. And this doesn't even touch on the fact that a large number of Japanese kids grow up wanting to to do the same, so it's a fiercely difficult industry to get into even for homegrown talent.

    Just as an aside, I will pick you up on one point. Contrary to popular belief, most developed countries have more or less caught up with Japan now cellphone wise. It's true that in the past Japan was well ahead of everything else, but more recently the handsets that are coming out, particularly in Europe, have pretty similar feature sets to what's available over here.

  119. Re:Stay the fuck where you are! by jabithew · · Score: 1

    Not only for the reasons you think. America used the second world war to turn Britain at least into a client state (see Andrew Marr's excellent History of Modern Britain for the US' less-than-noble immediate* post-war behaviour).

    *i.e. before the Marshall Plan kicked in.

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  120. Re:elect obama by Z34107 · · Score: 1

    Interesting. The stereotype has it the other way around, though...

    But, if I was the one going to another country, I'd want to speak the language first, if only to not promote a few choice stereotypes about Americans... (I speak Spanish more or less fluently, and I know enough Japanese to find the bathroom. Maybe.)

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  121. Re:elect obama by Legion_SB · · Score: 3, Funny

    While you are living in this fictional world where Republicans are "fiscal conservatives", and Democrats "tax and spend", I think I'll take a look at real evidence to the contrary.

    Bah! I'm a slider and I thought I finally found my way home, but I guess this really isn't my Earth.

    I should have known. The black guy running for President and the little MILF hottie running for VP should've given it away. We only run old white men vs. older white men.

    By the way, you guys didn't elect Dean, right? Holy shit, was that a f*ck-up, I can't even begin to tell you. I'm sure you guys had it better these past few years than we did. You found the WMD stash in that little bunker, right?

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  122. Think about Slovakia or Czech republic by jan.bednar · · Score: 1

    Hi, I have experiences with Central European job market and I want to recommend you Slovakia or Czech republic. But consider only Bratislava or Prague. There are a lot job opportunities at the moment in Bratislava and Prague. You will be surprised how many jobs are there opened. Living standard it there very high. Forget about other Central European countries like Germany, Poland and Austria because the situation there isn't so good. You can look for you new job here: http://www.profesia.sk/en/ and here http://www.jobs.cz/en/index.html Hope this post helped you.

    1. Re:Think about Slovakia or Czech republic by YttriumOxide · · Score: 1

      Hmmm... you seem to forget Brno - I know of good places there for developers also. But I wouldn't be so hard on Germany if I were you... see my post below where I mention a job specifically if the submitter (or anyone else) is interested.

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  123. Opportunities with Microsoft in Ireland by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Take a look at http://www.joinmicrosofteurope.com, there are some very interesting openings with Microsoft in Ireland.

    1. Re:Opportunities with Microsoft in Ireland by Urthwhyte · · Score: 1

      Take a look at http://www.joinmicrosofteurope.com/ there are some very interesting openings with Microsoft in Ireland.

      There's also the main European development center for Microsoft in Denmark if you're interested in working on CRM/ERP solutions

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  124. Re:elect obama by caerwyn · · Score: 1

    I don't have any issue with anyone applying it to Obama as well. He was a relative unknown, and that certainly has bearing on how one can look at him. Personally, I think he's had opportunity since then to make up for that- and I think that even a casual investigation of his credentials turns up a reasonable array of experience- but if you don't agree with me on that point, I'm okay with that too.

    Regardless of who you're talking about, reputation (or lack thereof) has some importance. Ignoring that is simply ignoring a source of information. Sure, it has to be tempered by other information sources- but it shouldn't be completely ignored. Whoever your candidate of choice is.

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  125. Re:elect obama by Lord+Haw+Haw+Haw · · Score: 2, Interesting

    But, if I was the one going to another country, I'd want to speak the language first, if only to not promote a few choice stereotypes about Americans... (I speak Spanish more or less fluently, and I know enough Japanese to find the bathroom. Maybe.)

    Hmmm... India is like Europe. Except for a few northern states, every state has it's own language. (Indian currency carries 17 languages. :) ) How many can/will you learn :)

  126. The Netherlands by bUSHwEEd · · Score: 1

    I'm a South African software developer currently in Rotterdam, Netherlands ( what a lot of people call Holland ). The country is great, the people are amazing, and i barely ever have to speak Dutch, even though i try most of the time. There are a lot of americans here and there is also so much to do, and so many public facilities. Added to that, The Netherlands is rated 2nd or 3rd in the world for internet access, as all access is uncapped, with a minimum speed of 8mb/s ( ADSL is often at 20mb/s, but the cable package i have is 8 ). I would really recommend this country since it is easy for an american to come here, their second language is english and almost everyone knows how to speak it, so getting around is not a problem. You would also be very close to Germany, Belgium, UK and France, so it's easy to visit other places. The software industry here is also booming ( i am a game developer at a small game studio ), and there are lots of opportunities for foreigners under the Knowledge Migrant Programme. Again, i really recommend it. And although i could probably organise you a job in South Africa, it is a place to avoid, especially if you appreciate your life, just in case you thought it was an option :)

  127. Vancouver by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If your workmate is from Vancouver, he's probably a Canadian.

  128. Do you want a job? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about the right to work in Europe? Most European countries are very flexible with US citizens, particularly since most have European ancestors. The most laid-back country is probably France - great food and standard 7 weeks vacation.

    My corporate masters, a large multinational computer company generally identified by it's azure colour, has a lab in Ireland and is looking for people. If you're good, send in your CV. Even if you have visa problems, they're willing to help in that area. However, working in Ireland is closer to the US modes with long hours, etc. However all European countries have a minimum of 5 weeks vacation.

  129. Re:Go to India by stbill79 · · Score: 1
    I know a few years ago Infosys was actively recruiting recent grads for their 6 month training program near Bangalore in S. India. While the salary was nowhere near 2/3 of what you'd make in the US (even as a fresh grad), it was a very interesting experience, and I actually came out of it with some very good practical Java experience. The most important thing, though, was the few lines on my resume listing my experience in India - considering that many businesses are either heavily staffed with Indian nationals working here in the US and/or managed by PHBs who are more than likely to be interested in workers with 'offshoring' experience, the money lost will be made up in job opportunities when you get back.

    BTW, according to a few polls I've seen in magazines lately, Indians, in contrast to the Europeans, still hold Americans in pretty high regard. I've never met more friendly people than in S. India.

  130. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't go to Italy. The country needs only low skills talents, and the salary it's extremely low.

    There is no salary difference between a bus driver and a software engineer.

  131. U.S. is a wonderful place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Company pays a lot, burgers are huge, living with guns is exciting, your leader has a good sense of humor, I mean, so please do not eat the limited opportunity that is open to us!

  132. A job in Germany... by YttriumOxide · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Hello original submitter - I have no idea if you'll read this or not, since it's probably destined to be buried right at the bottom of your view, well below MANY pointless discussions about things completely offtopic.

    The company I work for, in Germany, is currently looking for a programmer type working closely with me (also a programmer). The job is about 25% actual coding, 50% helping other programmers with our own specific API and 25% other stuff (including various kinds of planning meetings, lots of travel around Europe and occasional travel outside of Europe (Japan being the most common, but US from time to time also)).

    We're looking for someone with good C# knowledge, since that's what our API is based around, however strong Java and web-based skills is also a very big plus for something else we'll be doing quite soon.

    I've actually already passed on one slashdotter's resume (a guy from Chicago) to my boss, and we have NO problem looking outside of Germany (we're required to look within Germany first, but the response has been less than stellar so far, so once we've finished looking inside Germany, we'll open it up to anyone, anywhere). I myself also do not come from Europe originally, so I myself am pretty good evidence we'll hire from anywhere if we need to. English is the defacto standard language for business in our company since we're the European HQ of a large multi-national. German is good to learn for "day to day life" here, but it's definitely not required for work.

    If you're interested, please send me an email - my slashdot username minus the last 3 characters at Google's mail provider.

    (if the other slashdotter who I have already talked to about this job reads this - don't worry, we haven't forgotten you or thrown away your resume - you're still in the running as well)

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  133. Re:Try France (seriously, don't) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I am a US citizen currently working in France. My company handled most of the immigration/paperwork side of things since they already have a French office. Even though they did a lot, I wouldn't recommend anyone trying to go work in France without a job lined up and a contract signed and a visa prepared. I know I wouldn't have been able to do it on my own. The paperwork to get just about anything done was truly insane. If for some reason you still want to try France, check out http://www.americansinfrance.net/DailyLife/FindingAJobInFrance.cfm

  134. I love how Americans refer to Europe as a place... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "enough vacation to explore the rest of Europe in my free time"

    Not wishing to put a damper on things but there are currently 27 countries in the EU and more if you take a wider view of 'Europe'. Even at pretty generous allowance of, say 27 days holiday a year, to get to visit more than a token number of states for anything other than a flying visit is going to take you many years.

    It always cracks me up when we get American tourists here who think they can 'do' Europe in a month. The seem to manage Italy, France, Germany and the UK, normally only stopping for a day or so in each big city.

    It has been said that the difference between the British and the Americans is that the British think 100 miles is a long way and the Americans think 100 years is a long time. You may want to consider this...

  135. Re:elect obama by raynet · · Score: 2, Funny

    Heavily accented english should suffice?

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  136. If sparetime is important... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm from Denmark and would highly recommend you to come and work here - for several reasons - but the most important is probably the one you mention about sparetime. In average we work about 200 days a year! - so you have plenty of time to visit europe ;-) The salary is good, and there's a lot of softwarejobs in Denmark, just to mention a few: Bang&Olufsen, Lego and Vestas.

    Good luck out there!

  137. Norway - offshore industry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The oil and offshore industry is booming these days, and everything onboard an oil rig and offshore supply vessels are controlled by software. Most software development happens in-house, and for me atleast, the challenges in this industry has been far more exciting than those in the IT industry. We get to write software that controls the motion of huge vessels, and that makes complex operations happen more safely. The language of the oil industry is English. We have people working here who don't know Norwegian, but you can't work here if you can't speak and write English reasonably well.

    Oh, and everyone in Norway gets five weeks of paid vacation each year, and we work 37.5 hours a week. Overtime is paid. Salaries are high, but so is the cost of living.

  138. Norway - Strongest Economy by sogon · · Score: 1

    Norway's economy is on fire, check out http://www.finn.no/finn/job/fulltime/result?JOB_CATEGORY/CATEGORY=5409&areaId=20061 Most of the ads are in Norwegian but the job titles are the same in the US, its just transliterated. Norway is desperate for qualified people right now, nobody can find decent employees, people with your qualifications start at about $100k a year. Maybe more depending on the city in Norway and the Company. Oslo is not the greatest city to live in, but the job market is really good and you can catch a flight to just about anywhere really easily. Stavanger is great city, its actually where I live. Its an oil town so there is lots of foreigners, however its small and its expensive to travel out of Norway from here.

  139. Working in a Muslim world by mapkinase · · Score: 0, Troll

    There are increasing number of jobs offered for programmers in the Muslim world. If you are practicing Muslim professional, you can find work in Saudi Arabia, Emirates, Pakistan.

    With a lot of additional pressure and hassle for Muslims here and most of all unsuitable educational environment for children, many of my Muslim colleagues moved either to their original country or to one of rich Arabic countries.

    Advantages are: cheap Islamic madrasas for your children, access to Islamic education for adults, access to 'Ulama (Islamic theologians) to gain knowledge in many life situations, access to learning Arabic language and generally Islamic environment (Islamic dress, hearing Adhaan - call for prayer - on the streets).

    Drawbacks: lack of higher education in many countries for grown up children. Many of the friends who left are planning to return back when their kids will reach college age.

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    1. Re:Working in a Muslim world by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      I am starting to think of moving myself.

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  140. Re:Stay the fuck where you are! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    prosperous? Whatever gave you that idea? Budget deficit 500 biljon dollar?

  141. Re:Snarf snarf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bork bork!

  142. Re:Working Holiday Visa - Wrong countries by aclarke · · Score: 1

    I haven't spent a lot of time in Luxembourg, just a couple days, but it was enough for me to realize that not everybody there speaks French. There are three official languages: French, German, and Luxembourgish. I was surprised at how "German" it is as I was expecting it to be mostly "French".

    As far as the Netherlands goes, my wife is Dutch and I've spent a bit of time there. I spent a week or so at my wife's aunt and uncle's farm and almost without exception everybody I met spoke at least a little bit of English. Maybe not much, but more than the few words of Dutch I know.

    I probably got along better with English in the Netherlands than I did in the countryside of northern Ireland, where some of the people may have being speaking English to us, but even my Irish and English friends with me couldn't understand them.

  143. Come To Slovakia by Heir+Of+The+Mess · · Score: 4, Funny

    Come to Slovakia, we love Americans to come here. We have a nice Hostel for you to stay in too.

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  144. Re:Go to India by NekoXP · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Seeding Americans back into the Old British Empire is always a good thing.

    Actually India can be a terrible place for a US tech worker to get a job. They may let you in and you may GET a job, but they have a frightful turnover. And in the end, a local with equal skills willing to work for 1/8th the salary can always do your job - this is the whole reason outsourcing took off.

    I wouldn't risk it, even if the economy for this kind of work in India is skyrocketing and the salaries rising, until they're getting paid the same as you will be.

  145. Re: New Zealand by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 1

    What countries offer the best opportunity to balance a challenging work environment with enough vacation to explore

    The other upside to New Zealand is that you'll only need a couple of weeks of vacation to see it all.

    They'd be action packed weeks though. Rafting, caving, bungee jumping, jet boating. If doing something stupid is your thing the I couldn't recommend anywhere better than New Zealand.

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  146. Re:UK / Tier 1 (general) visa for the highly skill by YttriumOxide · · Score: 1

    The UK. They are the only country in Europe, to the best of my knowledge, that has a fairly easy-to-obtain permit-free work visa

    My work visa here for Germany required that I was sponsored by a company to get it, however I do NOT lose it if I stop working. If I stop working, and then don't have a new job by the time my visa expires, then I must leave - but my current one expires in 2010, so I could be unemployed for at least another year and a bit should I lose my job tomorrow - plenty of time to find a new job. On the negative side however, I do have to live and work within this one area of Germany - I can't go anywhere else in Germany, let alone another European country, without getting a new permit.

    Plus, if you're being sponsored by a company, the chances of being made redundant in the foreseeable future are pretty low anyway.

    Definitely not as open as the visa you describe for the UK, but I'd sooner drive a nail through my face than live in London (sorry to anyone that actually likes living in London!). Most of the rest of the UK is okay though, however it really is quite isolated from the rest of Europe, and if you're after the real "European feel" for life, you will NOT get it there.

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  147. Re:Stay the fuck where you are! by James+Youngman · · Score: 1, Informative

    They were just missing a good excuse to hate the US

    Really? Perhaps you had some special instrument that allowed you to see other people's future thoughts.

    (I mean, lets face it, it was the US picking up most of the tab for the DISASTER the Europeans caused in AFRICA... but I digress).

    That's a multilateral disaster. Just look at the US's policy on AIDS in Africa. Not to mention the US payment arrears.

    Before 9/11 Europeans just called us "fat and ugly", now they can call us "warmongerer's".

    Actually they call you warmongers, because they can spell. Of course they are talking about the government of the USA, not its people.

    Which is Ironic considering that the worse humanitarian disaster in the history of humanity was caused exclusively by Europeans (WWI and WWII).

    You mean "worst", not "worse". They mean different things. Anyway, there are lots of huge humanitarian disasters to choose from, it is hard to find objective measurement criteria. I would also suggest that there are lots of other examples too (for example this one).

    Its just plain bat shit silly that the world doesnt hate Europe as much as they hate the US. Lets face it, 90% of the worlds problems today is caused by the actions of EU nations circa 1600-1900. (mostly before the creation of the US, and before the US became a real world player)

    A lot of it is about the perception of arrogance. The US is perceived that way now, but before that (in reverse chronological order) it was the UK, France, and before that I guess the Roman Empire (there's a big gap there for the Middle and Dark ages, but my world history for those times is a bit weak).

  148. Insanity rules by turkeyfish · · Score: 1

    Stop telling Palin jokes.

  149. Re:I love how Americans refer to Europe as a place by TrnsltLife · · Score: 1

    It cracks me up that at least some French and Spanish people that I've met think North and South America are one continent, "America". The Spanish folk were all up in arms about racism and cultural elitism at the idea of North America being a continent separate from South America, until I explained it included everything down to the Isthmus of Panama, including Mexico, Guatemala, Honduras, etc. And that it had to do with the location of tectonic plates. Then they quieted down.

  150. Re:elect obama by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  151. Smaller countries should be fine by exazoid · · Score: 2, Informative

    I believe your biggest issue (except perhaps legal hoops to jump through) is the language.

    One obvious choice would be UK or Ireland, where everybody speaks english already.

    I live in Denmark, a small ( 6 million citizen) country with our own language. HOWEVER all north American exchange students I met on my graduate studies where impressed with the general level of English in Denmark. According to them it is a non-issue. I strongly suspect it will be the same in Sweden/Norway - at least in the urban areas.

    I have also a big faith in the English skills of the Dutch, as I have traveled there multiple times and yet to meet any problems with not speaking the language.

    Southern Europe (France, Italy, Span etc.) is a whole different situation, I was recently on week in Spain and was amazed by the lack of English. Almost nobody I meet outside the (IT-)conference spoke English in any usable degree. I have had the same trouble in Belgium (even in the capital) so I believe any French speaking countries might also be difficult.

    I have no real idea of knowing how well the german-speaking countries speak English, as I am also fluent in German. I would believe that especially the German parts of Switzerland would be fine too.

    To sum up, I believe any smaller western/north-western European country would be suitable. Watch out for the bigger ones as they are probably solely focused on their own language.

    1. Re:Smaller countries should be fine by weicco · · Score: 1

      Hey! You forgot us. That little country between Scandinavian mountain and Russia. It's called Finland.

      We have many software companies here and almost everyone I've met in the field have spoken somewhat understandable English. I know a guy who moved from Britain to Finland and I think he gets along well enough. Allthought he did complain about our tea...

      But besides language thingy I can't really think any reason why someone would want to work here. We have the highest income taxes in the world. Tax progression is terrible so the more money you earn the more money is shifted from your pocket to the goverment bureaucrazy. And of course our buying power is probably the lowest in the EU. Even I, who earn more money than most of the finns, have troubles at paying my bills from time to time.

      And as a second language, Finnish is as useful as Swahili I'd think.

      As you can see, I'm very poor at advertising our country...

      But the nature is great here! If you are into hunting (I just got home from duck hunt) then there's no better place in the world!

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  152. Of topic but.... by Lost+Engineer · · Score: 1

    President Bush went to Yale.

  153. Go to Spain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A good choice is Spain, is in Europe and you can learn a language very useful in the States too.

    The Spaniards are by far more friendly than the British and French people.

  154. Google Zürich by kasperd · · Score: 1

    The largest Google engineering office outside of USA is in Zürich. I work in this department http://www.google.ch/support/jobs/bin/topic.py?loc_id=1058&dep_id=1115, where we are responsible for the operation of a number of Google services. Such a job involves both system administration and engineering, and having good skills in both areas is the best chance to get hired. We currently need more people, so if you have the skills, there is a good chance of getting hired. We have equivalent jobs in a number of other places including Dublin and USA.

    For getting a work permit in Switzerland, I know three things that can help improving your chances. Being an EU citizen, having a university degree, and having a job offer at hand. (Notice that Switzerland is not a member of EU, but has agreements with a number of long time EU members. Citizenship in a country that recently became member of EU is not that much help). I have not heard of any cases where a person satisfying all three conditions could not get a permit.

    The only language you need to speak in order to get the job is English. The local language spoken in Zürich is a tough dialect of German, and it might not be the best choice for a second language. But if you learn high German, then you can get by (actually you can get by fairly well even if you only speak English).

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  155. Re:elect obama by dintech · · Score: 1

    I personally know an IT recruiter/headhunter there who specializes in foreign recruits

    Which company does he work for? I'm currently using Hays and T2Tokyo but there aren't so many roles in my field right now (Investtment Banking IT) because of how the credit crunch has affected the majority of banks. If he would be interested in seeing my CV, let me know. Thanks!

  156. London is great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    London is great. There is a good market for IT people and you can get to almost anywhere in Europe within 2 hours, which makes it an ideal base for long weekend holidays.

  157. France is a good pick too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can now speak English in France at work, especially in IT industry. It's not anymore like 10-15 years ago. Most young French knows enough English to handle basic conversation, and would be more than happy to kickstart you in French by providing translations whenever you need it. As somebody stated before, there is no freedom-cola in France, so expect almost everybody to be friendly and helpful with Americans. France is very active in IT. The industrial framework is very different than the US, where large corporations holds most of the market. In France there is a lot of small companies developing software. The working environment is very different when you are in an almost family size company.

    The only drawback is the painful working visa process, which is much more complex and troublesome than in most other developed countries. More informations here http://www.consulfrance-washington.org/spip.php?article500

  158. Japan and the JET programme by wrook · · Score: 1

    I just thought I'd chip in about working in Japan and learning Japanese. If you have a degree, come from an English speaking country and are under 40 years old, there's a good chance you can apply for the JET programme.

    http://www.jetprogramme.org/

    Essentially it's an English teaching position. Having done it for 1 year, I can recommend it. Salary is about $30K US, no taxes. Housing is often highly subsidized. The work is challenging at times, but rewarding. However there is usually a *lot* of free time for studying (and a considerable amount of encouragement to study Japanese at work). If you do a good job you can stay for up to 5 years.

    The job is usually 8am to 4pm with very little over time expected (at least compared to the IT world ;-) ) I find that on average I have a couple of hours a day to work on Japanese. And since I get to go home so early every day I've been able to get a lot of coding done on my own.

  159. northern Europe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Yes, northern Europe is a good idea, with the netherland a good idea.
    Mix of culture, language, near France, Germany, Belgium, England.

    Now cost of living there is quite high there...

    Ireland is nice too, you have call centers where they'd be glad to have you.

    France, i would only suggest Sophia-antipolis near nices, climate is like california, and there are many companies in hightech where the language is English.

    Nb: in many places in Europe they want stable employees, staying only 2 years will frighten them, you should tell them you want to live your life there.

    Try to find a job where they request a lot of travel, you'll have less competition. And a chance to visit Europe on company money.
    The professional service jobs would be better for that than programmer.

    When choosing a position, check taxes and cost of living, very different around Europe.

    Salary you should expect is up to 40k euros per year I think

    Working outside of England or Ireland will bring you the most experience.

    Have fun

  160. Oil Rich Middle East country by cyclocommuter · · Score: 1

    I worked in the Middle East for a couple of years. It is a perfect base to explore Europe, Africa and Asia. Many companies (Banks, Hospitals, Oil and Gas, etc.) offer/entice their expatriate employees lots of paid vacation time with free airline tickets (oftentimes for you and your spouse and kids)... The pay is good, there are no taxes, plus most employers give their expatriates free housing accommodations. Bottom line, you have more money to spend for those European vacations.

    In my case it was 1 month vacation for every 6 months of work. To be honest, work sucked but vacations were great. Europe, Africa, and East Asia are just hours away by plane. In addition, countries in the Middle East also have interesting cultures worth exploring.

  161. Re:Working Holiday Visa - Wrong countries by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 1

    You are more than welcome in any of these countries, but if a secondary goal is to learn a second language then you might be better off in Germany, France or Spain.

    I was trying my best to answer the question as asked. That said whoever.

    You are damn right. I learnt more German in six weeks in Germany than I did Dutch in a year in Amsterdam. Germans generally speak less English, so you're forced to speak their language.

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  162. Re:elect obama by gordo3000 · · Score: 0

    or he could mean:
    people who go out on a limb to start a business, small town surgeons who work their butts off to serve under-served communities,encourage companies like toyota to not locate their production plants in the US, encourage VC's and private equity groups to focus on investing in companies outside the US because the returns are better suited to the risk of helping people try adn achieve their dreams....

    there are lots of productive members of society that don't like the idea of working 100 hours a week to get somewhere and then have all that money taxed to pay for some high school drop outs on welfare or pay for the state to be a parent to those people's children.

    btw, most likely, your investments are worth MORE today than they were 7 years ago (and by going back to before 9/11 I've giving you a huge break), your house is worth almost 2x as much as it was in 2000 (median home prices in the US stand at 215k vs. 118k at the end of 2000). Yes your gas and food cost more but isn't this the website where people have been predicting that for years?

    yeah, the dollar is down, but this means local companies can compete with imports on more favorable grounds.

    as to gas and food, even if you lived in a country with higher taxes, you'd still have more expensive gas and food. I'm not sure what lines in the sand you are drawing to connect those two, but I'd like to hear the logic. I'd say obama's big support for ethanol has driven up food prices faster than lowering taxes (and the logic is much more straight forward).

    btw, I like obama. he is currently my favorite in the race. but people seem to credit his ideas as the solution to the recent economic troubles (and consequently blame the bush administration) but I haven't seen either a link between Bush policies or a comprehensive plan put forward by Obama.

    There are lots of non-specious things to credit Obama with and things to blame Bush for, can't we at least stick to those?

  163. Re:Stay the fuck where you are! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    really? why don't you fucking come then and start war with a civilized country, heh? you're weenies. never forget that the world wars made you hillybillies rich and prosperous (for coming too late to fight your nazi friends). why don't you war Europe? because you know we would beat the shit out of you, if you just dared to do so. by the way: guess, which is the most nationalist country in the world...

  164. Re:Working Holiday Visa - Wrong countries by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 1

    Let me back this up. I lived in the Netherlands for ~2 years. I think in that time, only two (Dutch, not tourists) people I met didn't speak at least passable English (and often better than many native speakers).

    I went all of the countryside too - including riding through some fairly secluded areas. Road workers, junkie beggars, farmers, kids, police, transport personnel, goddamn everyone speaks English.

    They seem as a race to make a point of looking surprised and offended if you ask if they speak English.

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  165. Has something changed recently? by ricegf · · Score: 1

    I took my family on a two-week tour of Europe in 2002 (England, France, Spain and Italy), and we were treated exceptionally well everywhere we went. Possibly it's because we tried hard to speak the native language (though in the end, almost everyone's English was better than our Franspanitalian), and tried hard to know and respect local custom (which was kind of the whole point of the trip, actaully).

    I suspect European hostility to individual Americans is oversold; you're nicer than you realize. Hating the American government is more rational. Heck, it's a tradition on this side of the ocean as well! :-)

    1. Re:Has something changed recently? by austinpoet · · Score: 1

      That was the period between 9/11 and the Gig-em wars when the world felt the American people were hurting and treated us like hurt puppies. then we bit them, shit on them, and took all their food away.

  166. Beijing welcomes you -_-! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.exoweb.net/en/jobs

  167. Look for US Firm with Foreign Clients by Kruid · · Score: 1

    Look for a US based company with foreign clients. That way you may not require a working visa for most countries. And language is not a problem, as most IT workers will speak English regardless of the country they are working in.

    I used to work for a firm as described above, and I worked in several European countries, the Middle East, New Zealand, and Central America. It was a blast, I'd do it again. Oh yeah, I speak English, with only a little proficiency in Spanish.

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  168. You might like coming to Spain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I can also suggest you to come to Spain.

          I really consider pretty interesting all the countries listed in the comments above: Netherlands, Sweden, Germany... in fact they have much higher salaries than our salaries here, so it is always a good option.

          However, if you are interested in learning a new language, Spain is probably one of the best places: not too many people can speak English fluently, so it will "force" you to make an extra effort in learning Spanish. On the other hand, people here will try to understand you no matter what level of Spanish you can speak, so it is not a problem for anyone usually.

          Worried about the beginning? Well, working at an IT company means that people will be able to understand a bit more English than the mean, as it is usually the only way of "being on top of the wave". :-)

          The next positive factor about Spanish is that it is currently the second most spoken language in the US, and some States are considering making it an official language, if they haven't done it yet...

            About hollidays, we have around 22-30 days for hollidays, and some of them are perfect to get long weekends that you can get to visit other countries in Europe, for example. ...and I don't want you to miss parties: people usually knows how to party here, so I'm sure you will enjoy this point as well :-)

            Now it is up to you to choose where to come. I welcome your will of coming to Europe anywhere you want: it will surely be a wonderful and valuable experience, like the one I had some years ago in the US ;-)

  169. I'm hiring by wilhelmja · · Score: 1

    I'm hiring, in Oslo, Norway and LinkÃping, Sweden: http://www.opera.com/company/jobs/opening.dml?id=67 Other departments in my company is hiring in Norway, Sweden, Czech republic, Poland, Japan, Korea, China, Taiwan, India and the US: http://www.opera.com/company/jobs/index-open.dml Feel free to apply to anything that looks interesting. If we decide to hire you, we'll arrange all the formalities. (c:

  170. Try Iraq by The+Famous+Druid · · Score: 4, Funny

    There's a couple of hundred thousand Americans working there, and new vacancies being created every week.

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    1. Re:Try Iraq by FooGoo · · Score: 1

      Actually this isn't a bad idea. I did IT work in both Iraq and Afghanistan for almost 2 years. It pays very well and there is no place to really spend the money. There are billions of dollars pouring into these countries and they are spending it on new infrastructure. In 2 years I made as much money as I would have made in the US in 6. The people are nice and if you keep you head down (literally) and be smart it can be a great experience. The pay rates aren't as high as they used to be now that things are stabilizing but its a good deal if you can get it. There are still a lot of IT opportunities in Afghanistan modernizing the government systems in Kabul.

      Learn about the culture and be nice to the people and they will be nice to you...it might even save your life. But this applies pretty much anywhere outside "first world" countries.

      I am taking the next year or two off to travel around the world and do some photography.

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  171. Re:Go to India by budword · · Score: 1

    They think they speak English. Judging from their call center support monkeys, they don't.

  172. Ireland has IT jobs available. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The economy is in a downturn. Jobs in the construction sector are disappearing, along with construction supply-chain, and the knock-on effects in shops and services that were dependent on a lot of foreign construction workers with money.

    At the same time, over 10,000 IT jobs are unfillable right now because there are no skilled workers to do the jobs.

    On top of that, Irish students are not going into the IT fields, so Ireland needs workers to immigrate to fill this gap.

    The pay is not going to make you rich if you're just starting out, but you'll be able to live on it & put some away.

    Holiday time is a minimum of 22-days plus national and bank holidays in most instances. (Scheduled well, this can be 5-6 weeks total holidays.)

    The social services are oft maligned, but health care isn't nearly as bad as many make it out to be, and most IT related companies will provide access to group pricing on supplementary private health insurance such as VHI, Quinn, or Hibernian Health.

    The pension scheme here isn't bad at all, and most employers will have a private pension scheme to supplement the state pension scheme.

    Also, if you move back to the U.S., you can either collect whatever state pension you get from Ireland while you're in the U.S., or you can transfer your pension funds from here into the U.S. Social Security program.

    I've been here about 2 years, and I'm now making approximately 5 time the wages I was in the U.S. when I left, plus I have the benefits of a company car, VHI health insurance, a pension scheme, and a really excellent company credit union at my disposal, and discounted membership in the a really good health club.

    The taxes are high. 22% on the first EUR 20,000 or so, and 42% on the rest. "The rest" includes paying taxes on benefits such as health insurance, company car etc.. they are considered part of your income because you benefit from them just as if you'd had the extra money to spend on them. (This is called Benefit In Kind, or BIK)

    Ireland is a great jumping-off point for seeing Europe. (Being the base for one of the most successful budget airlines in the world: Ryanair, we have genuinely cheap flights..and Ryanair is very well funded and isn't likely to go out of business anytime soon.) We can get to most places on the continent or in England for EUR 10 each way if we schedule it right & wait for special deals.

    The weather, and the VERY short days in winter can get to some people. We only get about 5 hours of daylight mid-winter. (and only about 5 hours of night mid-summer.) and.. we get a LOT of rain. BUT.. mid-winter we don't tend to see snow, and the temperature seldom gets as low as freezing. (One does need to dress warmly though.. because the air here is very humid even mid-winter, and the damp in the air will wick the heat right out of you if you're not dressed well enough.

    One warning: If you move here, you might like the people and the lifestyle so much that you won't want to leave.

    1. Re:Ireland has IT jobs available. by feuerfalke · · Score: 1

      If I had mod points I'd mod you up. I'm hoping to go to college in Ireland next year and this post is enormously helpful. Why'd you post AC?

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  173. I find the anti-US stuff quite funny by BerntB · · Score: 1

    I find the anti-US stuff quite funny.

    For instance, I've seen left wing people (both in Scandinavia and in English media) arguing that the Georgian trouble are the faults of USA. So Russia:

    • lies about mass murders (according to Human Rights Watch)
    • might have provoked the whole thing with artillery attacks (both sides claim the other side started; Russia did have lots of good tank units conveniently close)
    • lies about it all -- Putin claimed in his interview that a small victorious war for Georgia would have influenced the US elections(?!) If Russia hadn't fscked Georgia, voters would have forgotten this now
    • did another Chechnya on a country they had political/military/economical reasons to rape

    It is obvious -- the responsibility lies heavily on the USA! Either they started the whole thing -- or it was something they did in the treatment of the old Soviet union decades ago...

    When someone falls and breaks their toe in Europe, Bush is probably blamed! :-)

    That said, the Bush administration is IMHO disgusting... but can hardly compare with Putin's restarting the old Russian/Soviet empire building.

    I do realize that for people in the USA, it isn't so funny. You can always think that closer to Russia, it might soon not be so funny either...

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    1. Re:I find the anti-US stuff quite funny by nusuth · · Score: 1

      I think the main reason people are trying to blame USA for Georgian affair is that, Georgia attacked first. (You sound like you don't know this, however even Georgian PM does not dispute that their army moved into southern Ossetia before the conflict.) This makes no rational sense. A small country without any real army provoking a war against Russia. Either the PM is very stupid, or something else is going on. I think it is the former but I can see why people are trying to find an alternative explanation.

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    2. Re:I find the anti-US stuff quite funny by JAlexoi · · Score: 1

      If you read it correctly you will see that mostly the media says that US should not be blind to Georgia's actions and should not side with either, but should be on the side of the people.
      Your quoted HWR does state that both sides are to blame, US is to blame by extension for unquestionably supporting one of the offending sides.

  174. Go and just do it ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've spent 4 years in Toulouse working for an american company in the sat business.

    Even though I knew my basic french I learned through alliance Francaise and became fluent.

    I think any one should spend some considerable time abroad.

    You can start by looking at the embassies of your target region and check if they offer some sort of programs.

    They might also be able to connect you.

    I would NOT recommend going to a country which has English as their main language. Going to France or Germany you will be forced to learn a very valuable additional language besides just collecting work experience.

  175. The Helsinki Complaints Choir by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

    "And the Finnish language is bloody difficult to learn." (a little more than 4 mins in).

    Even the Finns admit it ...

  176. Re:elect obama by ReKleSS · · Score: 1

    I'm really not so sure on the cellphone point. I have a Softbank 707SC, which is now getting kind of old. Feature-wise, it's about even with most of the normal phones available here now (Australia), but costs less, looks better, and is considerably thinner. My brother just got a Docomo P905i and I can't see anything locally (or on gsmarena) that can match it (well... assuming all the features actually worked here), especially at that price point. I don't think I'll buy a phone from a Japanese carrier again, but I think they're still a decent way ahead of the curve.

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    reality: FAILED
    md5sum: WARNING: 1 of 1 computed checksum did NOT match
  177. Yale undergrad, Harvard MBA by VampireByte · · Score: 1

    ... for what that's worth

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  178. Re:Stay the fuck where you are! by maestroX · · Score: 2, Informative

    While there is truth in that, I also think that is quite a statement coming from an Anonymous Coward from the only country on earth who ever used the atomic bomb after Japan sued for peace. Twice. On civilian targets.

    There, fixed that for posterity.

    http://www.colorado.edu/AmStudies/lewis/2010/atomicdec.htm

    As for the questioner, you're welcome, just remember the World Domination(tm) patent has expired.

    (NL)

  179. Proof by toby · · Score: 1

    Money can't buy you love, but it can buy you a college degree.

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    you had me at #!
  180. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As an American living and working in England (in London for more than a year), recommend you look for jobs in Holland or Sweden. Two reasons to avoid England (and the so called UK) -
    1. The most obnoxious people you could find on earth, the crappiest customer service, rude, arrogant, snobbish... and last but least bloody liars (you will know this when you have to call a plumber, taxi driver or anything for that fact).
    2. They were used to exploiting the rest of the world for a long time and now they just exploit their own people.
    3. Drunk, cheap & dirty (the whole bloody country reaks of urine and vommit), London is a bloody 3rd world city.

  181. UK by toby · · Score: 1

    is not really part of Europe. Some of the reasons I say this are subjective and cultural, but there are two serious practical differences: The currency, and immigration policy. Europe is far easier to enter as a visitor, unless you're white and (relatively) wealthy.

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    you had me at #!
    1. Re:UK by bucky0 · · Score: 1

      if the submitter just graduated from school, he could go to the UK on a BUNAC visa (bunac.org). I did it and it was pretty awesome.

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      -Bucky
    2. Re:UK by fm6 · · Score: 1

      By your logic, Ukraine isn't in Europe either. "Europe" is a geographical term, not another name for the EU. Which, incidentally, The UK belongs to, even though they've been allowed to keep their own currency.

  182. Re:Working Holiday Visa - Wrong countries by nospam007 · · Score: 1

    >I haven't spent a lot of time in Luxembourg, just a couple days, but it was enough for me to realize that not everybody there speaks French. There are three official languages: French, German, and Luxembourgish. I was surprised at how "German" it is as I was expecting it to be mostly "French".

    There is a generation who was in school during the German occupation and so didn't get any French lessons for 6 years or so.

  183. Re:UK / Tier 1 (general) visa for the highly skill by xaxa · · Score: 1

    I'd sooner drive a nail through my face than live in London (sorry to anyone that actually likes living in London!). Most of the rest of the UK is okay though, however it really is quite isolated from the rest of Europe, and if you're after the real "European feel" for life, you will NOT get it there.

    I'm someone who really loves London, but would also like to live somewhere with the "European feel". It's so hard to decide which I want more :-S.

    (And I'd sooner drive a nail through my face than live anywhere in the UK except London. London seems to have it's own culture, different from the rest of the UK.)

    In a previous discussion on the same topic, someone said London/UK has enough of a European feel to it for an American; in the same way that I probably won't notice much difference between San Francisco and New York (or something).

  184. Everyone speaks English here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Furthermore, some folks can read, and in exceptional cases even write something resembling English (grate technology? apparently we're home to some advanced cheese know-how).

  185. MOST IMPORTANT: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't tell your from the US. Europeans hate the US, just like people from Afghanistan, Iraq, Vietnam, Russia, Cuba, Venezuela, Canada, Mexico and all the rest of the World.
    Pretend your from Canada. When asked any in-depth-questions about your homeland pretend to have amnesia.

  186. EUMETSAT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You could get a high-paid job in an intergovernmental organization. You'll have to learn a bit french first though.

    EUMETSAT

  187. I wasn't crazy about India. by Cheesebisquit · · Score: 1

    I went to Mumbai, India for a week once, and I didn't like it. It was dirty and poverty-stricken, with really bad traffic. To say something positive, the people were very nice.

  188. Opera Software in Oslo, Norway by Quai · · Score: 1

    Working in Norway you get 5 weeks of paid vacation pluss good and free healthcare. Working at Opera Software you would have coworkers from over 40 nationalities, "free" lunch, free beer every friday, and the chance to shape how the web will be in the future.

    Read more here, and feel free to contact me if you have any questions.

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  189. Working in Europe by nbahi15 · · Score: 1

    If you consdier the German speaking world you will want a Master's. I am sure people will argue about this here, but in that part of Europe the Bachelor's concept is relatively new, and most people you will be competing against have a Diplom. A Diplom is a Master's in the United States and if you want to maximize your job opportunites you will want one. They take academic titles much more seriously in Europe than the US, and it isn't unusual for people to be called by their title and not their name. Also don't be surprised if they ask for things like Leaving Reports from previous jobs, your transcripts from school, and of course your C.V.

    For the C.V. it is standard practice to require information that is illegal to ask about in the United States. It will have your date of birth, photograph, gender and what not. For an example try the Europass CV.

    I suggest you pick a country, and start taking formal or informal language and cultural courses. I chose German because I felt it offered the best tech opportunites in Europe, and access to all or part of three countries. Try and plan a semester abroad or a summer in the country you think will suit you. Honestly, nothing will motivate you to slog it through the hard part of moving somewhere new, and get you past the depressing fact that you can't communicate. A friend of mine in Vienna said, "I spent almost two years not being funny." Which for her was a big deal because her humor is a big part of who she is.

    People have a completely different lifestyle and expectations in Europe, when compared to the US. I really suggest you prepare yourself mentally for a severe lifestyle change. For example the first word we learned in German for a place to live was apartment, not house. They don't buy as much, they eat at home a lot more, you probably won't own a car, food is going to be different, and in general if you haven't been to europe for longer than two weeks you are going to encounter culture shock.

    Last but not least you are going to want to set up a home base in the country you are going to live in. Try and hoarde cash, you want to save about 4-5 thousand Euros. You are going to want to live in Europe while looking for a job there. Find a flat mate that will let you live there cheap and start applying around. Newspapers are still a big source of job offers so just scour their websites. Once you get there and are looking for a job you should really get out and try to meet people in your field.

    1. Re:Working in Europe by mcvos · · Score: 1

      They take academic titles much more seriously in Europe than the US, and it isn't unusual for people to be called by their title and not their name.

      They take academic titles much more seriously in Germany than in the US. Or the rest of Europe, for that matter. In Germany, you also don't adress your boss by his first name (though I'm sure there are many exceptions). Germany is a lot more formal and hierarchical than Netherland, for example.

  190. Re:elect obama by omeomi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    btw, most likely, your investments are worth MORE today than they were 7 years ago

    7 years ago, I was a college student. I had no investments.

    your house is worth almost 2x as much as it was in 2000

    Didn't have a house then, either. I bought my house during the time before the bubble burst, where house prices were skyrocketing because banks were giving sub-prime loans to people who had no hope of being able to pay the loan off without foreclosing. As I'm sure you know, the increase in demand caused a huge run-up in housing prices

    recent economic troubles (and consequently blame the bush administration) but I haven't seen either a link between Bush policies

    The Republicans are largely anti-regulation, and while they could have regulated the sub-prime mortgage industry during the period where they controlled most of the federal government, they chose not to. They were responsible for the lack of regulatory oversight of the trading of sub-prime mortgage-backed securities. Had there been proper government regulation in place, we would have at least mitigated, if not entirely avoided the sub-prime mortgage crisis that has been a driving force for our economic downturn.

  191. Absolutely no question about this, Ireland by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As an American seriously considering Europe, there is only one choice I would make, Ireland. Their economy is booming and there are tons of tech jobs. I visited over the summer (Dublin and suburbs) and had a great time, really enjoyed it. The weather isn't fantastic, but a flight to Spain is a little over $100...

  192. Re:elect obama by sleigher · · Score: 1

    What makes his inexperience any less questionable than Palin's?

    She is a 2 yr gov. and mayor of a small town. She has a journalism degree.

    He has 2 yr in Senate and 8 years in state leg. He has a law degree and taught constitutional law for 12 years.

    Not considering how he got to those positions in the Senate and state leg. It seems to me Obama has more experience and it is pertinent to the job of the president.

    For the record I likely will not vote for Obama.

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    All points of time and space are connected.
  193. Re:Stay the fuck where you are! by BotnetZombie · · Score: 1

    Chill on the paranoia, mr. AC. Most of us (in the rest of the world) don't hate the American people. We just have no love for your current government.

  194. Re:elect obama by BotnetZombie · · Score: 1

    I think you just did.

  195. Re:elect obama by McFadden · · Score: 1

    I may be able to pass you on, but I'd need to ask a couple of questions first about where you are now and what you do and have no way of contacting you. Since I'd rather not give out my email address on slashdot, I set up a temporary one at: slashdot.temp.contact@gmail.com - this would be the place to contact me.

  196. Why? by LKM · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Oh! Oh, I know the answer to this one.

    Because it's fucking ludicrous, you twat.

    And why is it fucking ludicrous?

    Wait, I'm forgetting something here... Oh, I got it: I forgot to insult you, you twat.

  197. Re:elect obama by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You'll hope so if you drink the local water right away ;)

  198. Re:elect obama by aliquis · · Score: 1

    As a foreigner and someone who don't even know who is called what, or what each party wants, but the american people must be very stupid if they vote for an old white dude when they can get a young black one as president. Quite obvious which one seems to have the nicer personality and be less old and stubborn.

    (That logic wouldn't matter so much if the party had more to say than the president, but most publicity seem to go for the president anyway in america so ..)

    Anyway it's more fun to mock a stupid monkeylooking white dude when a young humanistic black guy. Vote for change and not more of the same =P

  199. Switzerland by bradley13 · · Score: 1

    Many Swiss companies are international, and use English internally. This includes the big banks (UBS, Credit Suisse), the pharma industry (Roche, Novartis), and many others. If a company decides they want you, they will take care of the work permit.

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    Enjoy life! This is not a dress rehearsal.
  200. UK skilled immigration by SsShane · · Score: 1

    You should take a look at the UK's Tier 1 (General) program. It's a points based system. Denmark has something similar.

  201. Abroad = Internet by unity100 · · Score: 1

    for the love of god, just go to elance, rentacoder, or whatever lance site you are comfortable with, and start working.

    it really doesnt matter where you are from, where do you actually live, or who do you work for and where they live. go live in nepal and work for someone who is in brazil if you wish.

  202. Re:elect obama by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd say obama's big support for ethanol has driven up food prices

    Did ethanol push up food prices? Yes, some farmers that were growing other things stopped to grow corn. Is it responsible for all (or even a majority) of food price increase? No, the fact the cost of oil tripled in the past decade did that.

    And if the fact that the cost of inputs (oil, fertilizer, etc) increased tremendously wasn't enough, we had a record breaking corn crop last year, with an (as of the time of that article) expected surplus of 1.4bln bushels. Now, all the farmers growing corn instead of wheat might explain why the price of wheat or barley or soy or whatever else went up, but the price of corn increased too, despite that glut, so I think it's fair to say that "ethanol" isn't entirely at fault.

    are worth MORE today than they were 7 years ago

    Only if they were better than the S&P 500 and the Nasdaq indexes. The Dow is the only index that is still up over 2001. Nasdaq is down to 1998 levels, S&P 500 is down to 1999 levels.

  203. Re:Working Holiday Visa - Wrong countries by cymru_slam · · Score: 1

    In the west, as you say - even the drunks and beggars speak english. If you head east though then it gets a bit different, less people speak english and the attitudes become a little less laid back. When I lived there I went out with a girl from that area (fairly close to Enschede) and if I hadn't taken the time to learn Dutch then I couldn't have conversed with half of here family.

  204. English by dwater · · Score: 1

    Here's a tip.

    If you need to select English - from an electronic guide or web site, for example - you'll find it's usually represented by a strange flag that has a star-shaped pattern on it. It's still red, white and blue, but not stripy like you'll be used to. I'm not sure why they insist on using a non-standard flag like that, but I hope this helps.

    Also, you'll probably find that their spelling is appalling.

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    Max.
  205. Re:Stay the fuck where you are! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I traveled in Europe well before 9/11/2001 and never noticed that Europeans (western) had any love for the US then

    it might be you?

    Lets face it, 90% of the worlds problems today is caused by the actions of EU nations circa 1600-1900. (mostly before the creation of the US, and before the US became a real world player)

    Does that include settling in America?
    Where they made us have slavery for about 200 years and commit a genocide that drove native tribes to practical extinction, start expansionist wars against Spain and Mexico...
    Damn them europeans! What are they gonna make us do next, kill millions of civilians in Vietnam, Iraq or whichever place they think needs a makeover?

  206. Germany for embedded.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Germany is a great place if you've got experience with embedded programming. Munich is a fantastic city, and many of these firms are located in or near Munich. You will want to learn German, but it's cosmopolitan enough that you can survive without it, once you learn how things work there. Unfortunately, it is a bit hard to get a VISA, as their skilled migrant program requires quite a good salary offer in order to satisfy the requirements. Visit the place sometime (in warmer weather) to get a feel for it, even if it isn't your first stop in Europe. The girls are also quite attractive (a good amount of of external influence) in Germany, and both friendships and relationships are not as complicated as many other cultures. :-)

  207. Re:Go to India by nanoflower · · Score: 1

    Just make sure you aren't enamored of having beef on a regular basis if you move to India. From what I understand while salaries for IT jobs have gone up other salaries in the country haven't tended to rise so the cost of living is quite low. So even if your salary is 1/3 lower than what it is in the USA you may find you have a better standard of living.

  208. Re:Go to India by DaleCooper82 · · Score: 1
    No, that is definitely bad idea. As European being in India many times (to get ours sw installed there) I do not recommend that as working place.
    • cultural differences are high. Really high.
    • at work you expect things to get done. In India, nothing happens for days/weeks even if you bitch about it every day. Then you get it done yourself anyway
    • bureaucracy is high, clerks are more self important than in any EU country or US
    • after work entertainment is rather limited to drinking. In not so nice places. Or in nice places but you get all your salary probably burned there because you pay for being at the place where the glass is actually clean

    I could probably go on but my mind has apparently blocked out further memories.

    Well, this is all true if they let you in. When I applied for the visa first time they asked what will I do there. Hearing that I would install SW, the reply was "India is the biggest SW industry, we do not need your SW, we can make ours. No visa for you." :)

    Feel free to mod me flamebait or troll but my Indian experiance was really bitter and sad.

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  209. Re:Working Holiday Visa - Wrong countries by Teun · · Score: 1
    Thirty years! In the southern US that's equivalent to two generations!

    But you are right, it was only in the sixties that good English education became obligatory at all levels.

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    "The likes of Facebook and WhatsApp are free to those whose privacy is of zero value."
  210. Hardly by mkcmkc · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Almost any other place in the world have higher taxes than the US

    Only if you use Bush/Neocon/GOP math. That is, if you only consider taxes a negative and do not weigh the value of what is received in return, then the US looks like a good deal.

    If you develop a major illness, you will not necessarily think that it is such a good deal.

    (If you would prefer not to have millions of people killed in your name, you may also not consider it such a good deal, but that's a separate conversation.)

    --
    "Not an actor, but he plays one on TV."
    1. Re:Hardly by 1lus10n · · Score: 1

      "If you develop a major illness, you will not necessarily think that it is such a good deal."

      If however your young, healthy and able to stand on your own why would you want to pay 7% into social security, 7% into national health care, more into other social programs etc etc when you'll never see a dime ? At least in Europe the work week is shorter, the expectations of people are more properly aligned, religion knows its place, there is culture etc etc

      There is a reason that up until world war 2 the people in this country were considered backwards hayseeds. If you seriously think the national healthcare bit is going to turn out any differently than social security your insane.

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      "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." --Albert Einstein
    2. Re:Hardly by mkcmkc · · Score: 1

      If you seriously think the national healthcare bit is going to turn out any differently than social security your [sic] insane.

      I hope that it doesn't. Social Security has been one of the most successful government programs in all of human history. (The smears and pilfering from conservatives notwithstanding.)

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      "Not an actor, but he plays one on TV."
    3. Re:Hardly by The_Quinn · · Score: 1

      if you only consider taxes a negative and do not weigh the value of what is received in return

      You sound like the British government during the Boston Tea Party.

    4. Re:Hardly by mkcmkc · · Score: 1

      I think your analogy choo-choo has jumped the track like a snake in the grass gnawing at the base of our ship of state... :-)

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      "Not an actor, but he plays one on TV."
    5. Re:Hardly by zsau · · Score: 1

      Also, a fair comparison would consider the massive amounts of tax future Americans will need to pay to service the debt. Unless the US declares itself bankrupt or inflates their currency out of relevance.

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  211. No by mkcmkc · · Score: 1

    The submitter hasn't figured out that outside of academia, nobody really cares where you went to school only what you can actually do.

    Perhaps that's the way it should be, but that's not been my experience. Rightly or wrongly, my MS degree from a tier-1.5 (my estimate) school has gotten me some advantage, even years later.

    Furthermore, I believe that people in the business world care more about this than people in academia, who seem much more concentrated on "what have you done?".

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    "Not an actor, but he plays one on TV."
  212. Sweden has an official web page by Bromskloss · · Score: 1

    sweden.se (heh, with a Flickr photoset, even)

    Regarding work permits:

    This fact sheet describes, in condensed form, Swedish regulations and routines for obtaining entry visas, residence and work permits, and residence permits when establishing a company.

    I feel it's an honour (we traditionally adhere to Commonwealth English) when a foreigner takes interest in my country.

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    Swedish plasma phys. PhD student; MSc EE; knows maths, programming, electronics; finance interest; seeks opportunities
  213. I know the answer to this one ... by buccaneer9 · · Score: 1

    Wow. Great thought. I lived abroad for ten years, and just finished a seven month stint in Budapest. I take it that you are single and your experience is with coding. Here is the scoop: 1) Go somewhere where there are fewer other Americans. Avoid England, France, Spain and Germany. You'll have more fun being the odd American in town. 2) The places where you will be most warmly received are the former Communist countries of Central Europe: Czech Republic, Slovakia, Poland, Hungary, etc. It was the Americans that saved them from the Russians 20 years ago, not the Europeans, and they remember that. 3) There are jobs aplenty available in these countries. For an English-speaking American programmer, these are usually jobs managing local talent. You will NOT find these jobs in the US - you need to go there and look for them. Employers want to see that you are already in the country and happy being there, rather than hiring you in the US, expensively shipping you to another country and potentially having you quit soon thereafter. Oh, and these jobs pay quite well, particularly compared to local costs of living. 4) In reference to #1, and this is hard to make yourself do, but strongly recommended - try to find a position that places you in a smaller town, not the capital. It's better to be the odd American in Brno than one of thousand in Prague; you'll have an easier time making friends and it will force you to learn the language, since there will be fewer English speakers around. My first six months in the Czech Republic and my first six months in Taiwan were both in small towns, and they remain my favorite countries that I have lived in (I've lived in eight now). 5) Finally, I just returned from Budapest this week. I believe that Crytek has positions available in their Budapest office. My Hungarian tutor was teaching their staff a couple of times a week (and they were doing a terrible job of learning Hungarian).

    1. Re:I know the answer to this one ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Czech Republic, Slovakia, Poland, Hungary, etc. It was the Americans that saved them from the Russians 20 years ago, not the Europeans, and they remember that

      After te eastern bloc fell apart tey were _saved_ by te amevicans? Tat's amazing!

  214. Le French by mkcmkc · · Score: 1

    Second, Europe doesn't hate America now; certainly not as much as the Americans seem to hate the French.

    I wouldn't take that too seriously. Half of America couldn't find France on a map of Europe, nor tell you what language the French speak. Our leaders told us the French were bad, so we ate a few fewer French fries for a while, and stopped showing Pepe Le Pew reruns.

    That's been over for a few years now--I doubt anyone recalls it. We hate foreigners on principle of course, but I think everyone's concentrated on the Mexicans at the moment. (Taco Bell sales are down dramatically...)

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    "Not an actor, but he plays one on TV."
  215. Spain FTW by shagymoe · · Score: 1

    I asked a friend of my wife, both of whom are Spanish, if he would be interested in working with me on a personal project (RoR) and he contributed some code. The interesting thing was that I work as a Sys Admin and he asked me if I had considered a position as a programmer. I told him I wasn't ready to leave my current position and he told me that he could have a good paying job for me in Spain the day after I decide I want it. So, the outlook in Spain must not be quite as bad as some are saying. The biz he works for develops only in Java, and I've already told him that I know very little about Java and that didn't seem to matter much to him.

    My only complaints about Spain would be that everyone lives in flats and the traffic around big cities is a bit crazy. Being from the U.S., I'm a bit spoiled with a big yard with trees to hang out in and, though my wife's flat (now mine also I guess) is fantastic with awesome tile work and such, I miss having a yard when I'm there.

    The Spanish seem very friendly to Americans in general. The more you can learn their language, the more they will accept you of course. Very friendly people and their culture is amazing. Barcelona is awesome to say the least.

    Hope that helps.

  216. Well, yes... by BerntB · · Score: 1

    I think the main reason people are trying to blame USA for Georgian affair is that, Georgia attacked first. (You sound like you don't know this, however even Georgian PM does not dispute that their army moved into southern Ossetia before the conflict.) This makes no rational sense.

    Well.... you are right, this is not coherent.

    As I wrote: The Georgians seem to claim they were provoked by shelling. And the Russians had good tank battalions just waiting on the other side of the border, motivated with lies about mass murder. (Sure, both sides are probably also lying, as is traditional in a war.)

    The really fun part is that the US really needs Russia, e.g. to keep an united front in the UN and against Iran. The idea that Bush would start a cold war right now is too ridiculous (especially since the claimed win in internal politics is not rational either).

    I haven't seen anyone blaming USA here which can't be filed under conspiracy theories. Russia is the only one which earned anything here -- screwing over Georgia. (Also, Putin might want NATO as an external enemy; the traditional way to stop internal criticism.)

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    Karma: Excellent (My Karma? I wish...:-( )
  217. Re:elect obama by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... Jesus Christ:
    "but the american people must be very stupid if they vote for an old white dude when they can get a young black one as president"

    Of course. It can't be that we disagree with the motherfucker. No, we're just stupid! It's not that we don't want to elect the most liberal Senator and his kooky idiot VP, or anything.

    God damn -- this is why the majority of us don't care what foreigners think.

  218. One thing I have found helpful by da_Den_man · · Score: 1

    Is location. If you are located where the jobs are, you are more likely to be considered. I spent the last 2 years trying to get information and interviews for positions in the UK and GB, only to find that they wanted someone 'local' rather than cover an additional expense. I have also found that there are companies in the US that have offices abroad, and if you 'prove your worth' to the companies, you can use them to get sent over on projects and / or jobs. That is currently what I have done, and I am writing this from the U.K. having just landed today. Permits and Visa's are EXTREMELY important, and also should be part of your consideration. Again, if you are already living where you wish to work, this issue is alleviated. However, that catch is that you have to have a sponsor company to get a work visa. Also, once in the 'foreign' land, learn and follow the customs and be POLITE regardless. It seems to really help your situation if people don't already have a reason to dislike you because you are overly polite.

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    You keep going until you die..."Me".
  219. American IT Professiona looking for work abroad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have one word for you...

    DUBAI!

  220. Try Asia by jaaron · · Score: 1

    I'm living in Hong Kong at the moment and if you've got decent skills it's not hard to find work in Greater China including the mainland, Hong Kong, Taiwan or even Singapore.

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    Who said Freedom was Fair?
  221. Re:Stay the fuck where you are! by JAlexoi · · Score: 1

    >> I would also suggest that there are lots of other examples too (for example this one [youtube.com]).
    The video is about the artificial famine in Soviet Union, where Ukraine was hardest hit, though was not limited to Ukraine only.
    And technically Russia and Ukraine is Europe.

  222. Re:Bush went to Yale by DustCollector · · Score: 1

    Actually, Bush didn't attend Harvard. He went to Yale and sent America into a tail spin. (Not blaming Yale on this point.)

    Bill Gates, dropped out of Harvard, and founded a successful monopoly. Which supports your thesis, pedigree is just one of many mesures of future success.

  223. Note the url needs a www. by toby · · Score: 1

    BUNAC offers a range of working holidays including a summer camp counselling programme in the USA and Canada, flexible work and travel programmes to Canada, the USA, Australia, New Zealand, Britain and South Africa and volunteering/teaching placements. These are open to 18 year olds and over in the UK, the USA and Ireland. Programmes last from five weeks to two years.

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    you had me at #!
  224. Re:elect obama by 1lus10n · · Score: 1

    Rich half black lawyer != change.

    Obama is about as likely to change things for the good (as it is measured by the average american) as I am to run for president.

    Out of all four people involved right now (Obama, Biden, Mccain and Palin) I'm more enthused by the change the "rookie" from Alaska has brought about in her time in office than Obama.

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    "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." --Albert Einstein
  225. Lessons from 8 years in Europe and Australia by peterofoz · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I lived and worked in Europe for a year, and then Australia for 7 years and it was the best time of my life. I even started our family overseas.

    In a customer service/professional service type job, we had plenty of opportunity to travel all over, some places job related, and some not. London was a great jumping off point to the rest of Europe.

    Things to be aware of:

    • Cost: Europe has been more expensive than the US$, both from an currency exchange and cost of living. Do the math.
    • Taxes: We complain about US taxes. In Australia, the top tax bracket was 49.5% which you will hit as an IT professional.
    • Work permits: You will probably need a corporation to sponsor you. Kind like like a H1-B visa here.
    • Residency permits: Separate from work permits, these entitle you to live in a place for more than 90 days. Or you can live like a backpacker.
    • Language: We found local knowledge of English to be fairly prevalent everywhere we went. Of course it helps to at least take the time to learn the basic pleasantries in any language. The following will get you just about anywhere: Please, thank you, hello, see you later, good day, to the airport/hotel please, where is the toilet, can I buy you a beer.
    • Storage: Liquidate as much of your US stuff as you can. We planned for 2 years, but ended up having stuff in storage for 8 years, much of which we sold or gave away when we got back. Don't keep more than your parents are willing to store in the garage (for 8 years) - like 2 boxes of childhood memories.
    • Emergency Travel: Be prepared to make emergency trips home if you have aging parents. We probably spent $6,000 in two years on this.
    • Married?: You may have a work permit, but your spouse won't so she'll have fun shopping. ("LES SOLDES" means THE SALE in French which are held twice a year, around Bastille day in the summer being one of them).
    • Significant other? You'll have a tough choice to make: Commit or break up. Those are the only choices.

    When your return with a wealth of international experience, be prepared to deal with ignorant dweebs in HR departments who discount the value of that experience. You might also notice that your friends are now directors or VP's in companies and you're not.

    I ended up starting my own consulting business. Some years are great, and others not but I wouldn't trade my world travel experience for anything.

    Finally, save, save save. You'll need a stack of cash when you return. We returned with no house, no car, no job, family of four. So what did we do? We started two companies. I'd say 150K-200K to buy a house, a car or two, and start your own consulting business and subsidize living expenses for the first year.

    For those who are still in college: Take a year between Junior and Senior and travel to find yourself. You'll be a better person and learn to appreciate what a great Land of Unlimited Opportunity the USA is (words from a German friend of mine).

    Flame bait: With nearly 10 years of total world travel experience, I'm convinced that some parts of the world only hate us because they want to be us (or have what we have worked hard for) and they can't or won't for whatever reason. Help Keep America Beautiful.

  226. Re:Go to India by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, the cost of living in India is much lower than it is in Europe. With sufficient experience many companies will be glad to hire you for considerably large salaries.

    I know several individuals who find it better to work for a startup or a company in India, save up faster than they would in other countries, and then move back with the extra capital.

  227. Opera, Norway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.opera.com/company/jobs/

    Norway has 5 weeks of paid vacation, Opera would surely count as a known reference in the future and Norwegian salaries are... good. Norwegian might not be that useful, but atleast it shares a lot with swedish and danish.

  228. Scotland by whitroth · · Score: 1

    I understand that, with their population dropping, they're encouraging immigration.

    My wife and I have joked about emigrating. If we did, she could be a Scottish engineer (though she'd have to take remedial Scot accents....)

                mark "we're shovelin' as fast as we can, Captain!"

  229. Re:Go to India YOUR KARMA RETURNED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is all your fing KARMA...you did not look for friends so you got it...India is like a MIRROR you see yourself..FOR ages people have gone to India to find themselves not to install a f'ing software...India is not going to change just for you or for anyone else...It is older than when you were just a photon somewhere...

  230. Don't forget taxes by Solandri · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'm a U.S. citizen working in Canada right now. Canada and the U.S. have a tax treaty to recognize taxes taken out of wages in the other country. The U.S. tries to tax all of its citizens' income regardless of source, so if the country you work in does not have such a treaty you will end up being taxed by both countries. Even for Canada, it turns out the treaty doesn't cover certain things like investment income, so that could be double-taxed. Be sure to speak with a qualified tax attorney so you can avoid any pitfalls like this.

  231. Re:Working Holiday Visa - Wrong countries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As an american who has moved to the Netherlands and learned Dutch, I can't agree more with this response.

  232. What about salary vs cost of living? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been considering working in Europe for awhile as well, but my research showed programming salaries that were about 20% lower than comparable Canadian (and US) salaries while average cost of living was the same or higher. Of course, salary and cost of living were dependent on the specific European country.I looked at Holland, France, Belgium, Portugal, Italy, Ireland and Scotland and did deeper research into Spain and England (how can anyone afford to live in London?!)

    Was my research way off?

    BTW: I used economic studies of each country with specific breakdowns of salary and cost from various internet sites. I checked job and apartment/house (rent and buy) listings for Spain and England.

    1. Re:What about salary vs cost of living? by machinder · · Score: 1

      Was my research way off?

      Nope. Its expensive here in London. Our life here versus in Toronto, Canada is MUCH more frugal. Kind of like it was when we were just starting out after school. I find we just have to prioritise. No fancy TV, no stereo, really. Many of our friends are the same. Interestingly, though, the personal savings rate here is higher than in North America. Makes me wonder if NA is out of whack with the rest of the world on this.

  233. Frenchies by Lost+Engineer · · Score: 1

    The jokes reflect a stereotype more than a dislike. You can make fun of groups of people without actually hating them. You can make a joke about British people and everyone would get it too, but nobody is saying that Americans hate British people.

    1. Re:Frenchies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True.
      But when it becomes cultural ....

  234. Re:elect obama by The_Quinn · · Score: 1

    ...they could have regulated the sub-prime mortgage industry

    You don't call government backed purchase of sub-prime debt "regulation"? What about the Community Reinvestment Act which forces banks to make loans in poor communities? When the government makes it financially attractive to do it, and punishes you for not doing it, that seems pretty clearly "regulated" to me.

  235. A Review of Belgium by Mutatis+Mutandis · · Score: 1

    Advantages for the cultural tourist: Central location, lots of history, great food, great beer. If you want to travel around in Europe, Belgium is a good starting point.

    Here too, you will find that in many companies English is the second and often the first language at work. Learning another language may actually be a problem because most people will automatically switch to English anyway when they hear your accent. Most of my English-speaking colleagues say they get very little opportunity to practice their language skills.

    For working practices you have to take into account the cultural difference. Belgians generally work shorter hours than Americans do, and have more time off, but that usually means that we compress all our work in relatively short time slots, which can be quite stressful. I guess Belgians get the same amount of work done in a day as Americans -- in reality limited by what people can usefully do in a day before they are exhausted, especially in a creative job. The more relaxed US approach to work is probably a lot healthier. But yes, you get time to travel.

    As for living standards, Belgium is rather diverse. Most of the Dutch-speaking north of the country is rich. Some of the regions in the French-speaking south are quite poor and grim, while others are gradually dragging themselves out of a poverty trap. Brussels is a confusing mix of the two. Certainly at the current exchange rate, life here is expensive.

    The IT market here is strong, as far as I know: Our IT managers certainly complain about the difficulty of finding qualified people. And they complain that such IT people as they get in, tend to be greedy teenagers with only their class of company car and type of PDA on their mind. Try not to be that type, and you'll probably find a job.

    Pitfalls: Many expats prefer to live in the larger cities, where housing is very expensive and the traffic horrible. For two years, buying a house doesn't seem to make much sense, and because Belgians are compulsive house builders and buyers, the rental market is limited. It is probably better to live in a medium-sized city, which is cheaper and often more pleasant to live in. Distances in this country are very short anyway by US standards. A regular train will usually bring you right to the center of the nearest large city in 30 minutes, so why live there?

    Taxes will be a shock: If you are to be an employee, then take into account you only about half of your gross wages will actually be paid to you; the rest goes straight to the tax collector. It's not as bad as it sounds, because gross income is high and this will also cover much of your health insurance and pension fund. Nevertheless it is best to be aware of the numerous special tricks that expats can use to reduce their taxes. Regular travel abroad, for example, is highly recommended. You may need an accountant, because nobody understands our fiscal laws.

    Traffic may come as a shock too. By US standards, most European drivers are speed-crazy kamikazes, and Belgians must be among the worst. Although I have to say that things have improved a lot over the last ten years.

    Many US-owned firms have branches here, and you may use that path to get posted here. However, there will be a limit to what companies are willing to pay to give an employees short-term foreign experience.

  236. Re:Stay the fuck where you are! by mikeryz · · Score: 3, Informative

    I agree that WWII was general not a model case of avoiding noncombatant casualties, but I will point out a few facts:

    1. When the USAAC and RAF firebombed Dresden, they caused more casualties than in both Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

    2. The Japanese used WMDs (as currently defined as Nuclear, Biological, and Chemical weapons) first; estimates of casualties from their attacks on Chinese cities using plague are in the 50k to 100k range.

    3. The U.S. previously avoided using WMD on Iwo Jima, which it was not necessary to cancel (the Navy's plans to gas it and bypass were vetoed by the President).

    4. Invading Japan would've made Iraq (and Iran) look like a picnic; estimated U.S. casualties to establish an initial beachhead on the Home Islands were in excess of a quarter million; Japanese civilian and military casualty figures were estimated at several times higher. The persistent effects of nuclear weapons were not well understood for decades after - the U.S. was still doing "training exercises" with troops in close proximity to nuclear weapons into the 1960s.

    So yes, the U.S. is only nation to use nuclear weapons in combat, but the use in WWII is still "permissible" under current U.S. and international (including French) WMD policy (which considers all NBC weapons to be equal, as we "official" don't have any of those).

    Just my $0.02.

    P.S.: Yes, I'm going to vote for Obama.

  237. Expat programs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Right now I'm an American working and living in Westminster as a developer for a very large US company. It's an odd situation. Due to recent EU legislation I was needed here to fill a specific job role. As far as your background goes you are not too far off from me. I have a Bachelor's in Physics and Master's in Electrical Engineering from a large state school, The University of Alabama. I had 3 years experience when I came over. That was about 12 months ago.

    But right now with Europe looking into the abyss economically and I can't see me coming over here now. I and most of the economist expect the Pound and Euro to drop sharply against the dollar for the next 12-18 months. That said I think you're timing can't really be any worse. On top of the economics many countries are looking to limit imigration even further.

    If you do come over I'd look for a 'short term' expat program like the one I'm on. Housing here is silly expensive. About twice what you'd see in Manhattan. If my company wasn't paying all my bills I could afford to live here.

    All in all I wish you luck but keep in mind the high cost of expenses here and the weird employment laws. Especially if you try to go the contractor route. The taxes here will flatten your wallet.

  238. Re:elect obama by omeomi · · Score: 1

    You don't call government backed purchase of sub-prime debt "regulation"?

    Nope.

    What about the Community Reinvestment Act which forces banks to make loans in poor communities?

    What in the world does that have to do with bundling up tons of sub-prime mortgages given to lenders who have no hope of repaying them, just to sell them on Wall Street?

  239. Re:elect obama by hachete · · Score: 1

    It's called "helping your mates out"; in this case, Bushes future investors and advisors.

    If the Bush govt was a true believer in free markets, these banks would have gone to the wall.

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    Patriotism is a virtue of the vicious
  240. Oh, please... by WaroDaBeast · · Score: 1

    Flamebait? Sheesh. That was what my family and friends told me. I didn't pull anything outta my back; you just may have a different experience there if you're white and rich. Maybe I need to elaborate after all...

    I've got a friend whom people over there ignored when he was merely asking them where he could find a doctor, because they thought he was begging for money. They didn't even bother trying to listen to him, just because he's not white. Another friend of mine, who now lives in a middle-sized town in France, people just insult when he's walking down the street because he's from a different ethnics than them -- so that includes Whites and non-Whites. A girl I knew told me she went to some village in France, and everybody didn't like her until she said she was a Christian, and not a Muslim, which they thought she was, at what point all the guys wanted to date her. Do I need to mention she's quite tanned? Do I need to go on with my friends' mishaps?


    Looks like some people really need the option "-1: Disagree."


    P.P.S: Don't get me wrong. I'm not saying all French are racists and shall rot in hell. Damn, I could hardly do that -- I'm French myself. The thing is, people can quite often not be that open-minded over metropolitan France (at least when compared to Reunion Island), especially if you look African or Asian.

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    "The body may heal, but the mind is not always so resilient." -- Deus Ex: Human Revolution
  241. Re:Stay the fuck where you are! by cruachan · · Score: 1

    I have a faint suspicion that what remains of the Native American population might just have a bit of a dispute with that reading.

  242. Consider working for US Government or Contractor by catherder_finleyd · · Score: 1

    If you are interested in working overseas, consider working for the US Government or a Federal Contractor.

  243. Re:elect obama by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like someone didn't have his Hope Cereal today with a healthy dose of change...

    Just remember if you Elect McCain, they will kill Cowboy Neal

  244. Re:Go for a masters abroad - Plenty of work on cam by Sumtingwong · · Score: 1

    Yes, the US government has a many jobs throughout Europe, even some with coding. There are also contractors to the government through SAIC, Northrop, etc. for jobs in Europe. Worth a look.

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    Word!
  245. Come work for Opera Software in Norway by jherland · · Score: 1

    We can offer:

    • Beatiful location in the middle of Oslo, Norway
    • Today's Norwegian salaries are great compared to the US ones
    • 5 week vacation per year
    • English is the official company language
    • Norwegian course offered on site
    • Interesting co-workers
    • Lots of other perks
    • We need people like you

    Just make sure to tell them I referred you (...profit!)

    http://www.opera.com/company/jobs/

  246. Re:elect obama by gordo3000 · · Score: 1

    wow. so in other words, you decided to buy at the top and you are sour? can I blame democrats for the internet bubble then (it cost me a good clip of money)? In fact, the low interest rates brought about by the internet bubble crash (which we can now blame on clinton) caused the run up in housing prices and led to you being pissed off about buying a house at the top. So really, that is who you should be pissed off at.

    sub prime loans were only a small portion of what caused the huge run up in housing prices(roughly 1 in 8 mortgages). In fact, lower interest rates that made it possible for lots of people to buy more expensive houses in the first place caused a vast majority of that run up.

    Also, most of the deregulation that caused the lending crisis occurred under Clinton. In fact, under his administration can be directly linked to the spread of the subprime crisis into the retail banking sector. Banks had been pushing for this deregulation since 1980 but neither Reagan nor Bush gave them it.

    I'm also not sure what regulation you think would have helped in trading of MBS (subprime or not). what do you want, government imposed limits on the size of the market? government limits on the frequency of trading (it's a thin market, it doesn't trade very much anyway). Limits on the amount of issuance?

  247. Re:Stay the fuck where you are! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Before 9/11 Europeans just called us "fat and ugly", now they can call us "warmongerer's". Which is Ironic considering that the worse humanitarian disaster in the history of humanity was caused exclusively by Europeans (WWI and WWII).

    "Exclusively by Europeans?" I think the Japanese had a hand in it too, no? And don't forget that Europe suffered primarily at the hand of Europe, and that Eastern Europe's domination by the Soviet Union was a Russian act.

    While there is truth in that, I also think that is quite a statement coming from an Anonymous Coward from the only country on earth who ever used the atomic bomb. Twice. On civilian targets. WWII was dirty beyond imagination from both sides - and that includes the USA.

    Context, please. The Allies gave the Japanese plenty of chances to surrender -- the fact that it took two atomic bombs is proof enough that they wouldn't surrender under any other circumstances.

    And it was better, I say, to vaporize a couple hundred thousand (we were killing almost 100,000 per night in LeMay's firebombing campaign, after all, and that obviously wasn't enough to compel surrender) than to invade or blockade the place for ages, causing vastly more suffering over a much longer period of time. Anybody who says there were other realistic options than these are self-deluding.

    Of course all of this has already been said many times, but that is the context. Yes, it was horrible. It was also necessary.

    (And a good thing we did it, otherwise my grandfather would have likely died on Japanese soil and I'd just be a bunch of carbon atoms littering some parking lot!)

  248. Re:UK / Tier 1 (general) visa for the highly skill by mikael · · Score: 1

    (And I'd sooner drive a nail through my face than live anywhere in the UK except London. London seems to have it's own culture, different from the rest of the UK.)

    From the news reports the rest of the country hears about stabbings, muggings for mobile phones and ipods, protestors being herded and corraled into side-streets, rooms being rented out for hundreds of pounds per week, most UK'ers would probably drive a nail through their face than live anywhere except the outside of London.

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  249. Re:Working Holiday Visa - Wrong countries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    heh, my experience was the complete opposite. I lived in the Dutch countryside (Vogelenzang) for over a year, cycled everywhere, and came home barely knowing a word of Dutch. I got lost several times, mostly because a lot of the Dutch countryside has a bit of a legoland look to it and is all very similar (in hindsight, that could have been the weed). Everyone I asked for directions was really friendly and spoke in mostly good english.

  250. Re:Stay the fuck where you are! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What? You can't be serious.. Are you saying the Europeans would have acted in a manner above reproach when it came to the A bomb? As if the Euro nations wouldn't have used it if they could have gotten their hands on it??

    Oh no, Musolini, Hilter, far be it from them to dream of using it on civilian targets. Civilians are sacred! Tell that to the Jews at the death camps.

    The US just got their hands on it first, thank goodness. Had it been any of the crazed Axis countries, I can promise you they wouldn't have stopped at two cities.

  251. Re:Stay the fuck where you are! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it's not even about politics. politicians are expected to pander to gain power. nothing new there.

    it's the sickening special interest groups with deep pockets that buy out the politicians. used to be, a country's population and companies cared about the bigger picture.

    and these groups realized long ago the best way to have everything fall into place for them was to keep the masses slumbering and stupid. feed them mcdonald's cheeseburgers, entertain them with the hills and american idol... they'll be too stupid and too busy frothing at the mouths to realize what's happening to their own country, to stop and ask questions.

    britney spears, jerry springer, the real world... wellkum 2 amerika.

  252. Re:Working Holiday Visa - Wrong countries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's easy to practice Dutch. Just ride your bicycle into the countryside and get lost. I guarantee that the person of whom you ask directions will not speak English. Or French. Or German.

    Most Belgians (especially the ones from the northern part of belgium) actually do speak at least three languages: Dutch, French and English. Many also have notions of German. Even on the country side. People *must* learn and do exams until the age of 18, and learning those languages is *compulsary*.

    Do get the facts before you project American education standards (or lack thereof) to European countries :p

  253. MAYBE believable the first few times per century.. by BerntB · · Score: 1

    "Both equally guilty" MIGHT have been believable the first few times in a century which Russia invades and destroys a small neighbor country.

    But that is sadly impossible, since we will probably never see a time when Russia hasn't invaded and destroyed a few small countries the preceding century...

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  254. Re:Working Holiday Visa - Wrong countries by SimonInOz · · Score: 1

    Nonsense.
    Story One.
    I was living in Eindhoven (where Phillips comes from), and a car pulled up next to me and asked me something. I said "Sorry, sir, I don't speak Dutch, but I do live here and if you ask me in English I'll probably be able to help." He blinked, decided this was fair enough, asked me directions in English and I duly pointed him the right way.

    Story Two.
    I was in Amsterdam, in a flash burger bar, and I heard a waitress at the adjacent table explain to the Dutch chap she didn't speak English. And he was a little upset.
    So she had a job in a restaurant. And didn't speak the local language.
    Incredible.

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  255. Re:elect obama by bozojoe · · Score: 1

    ROFL
    I mean seriously
    ROFL
    The best post I've seen in 3 hours on \.

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  256. Just moved to the UK from Canada. Recommended! by machinder · · Score: 1

    I'm a web developer, and I recently moved to the UK from Canada. Not technically Europe, but pretty close.

    It was easy to find work over here, but one interesting thing was that I had to find a recruiter to work with first. Wasn't used to that at my lowly level. I worked with about five to varying degrees of success. Stick your resume on Monster, and they'll call you. Not always with specific jobs, sometimes just to get a feel for what you're looking for.

    As to travel, once you get to the UK, its dead easy. Sign up for deals on lastminute.com and Expedia. My wife and I have done all kinds of city breaks. Easy, inexpensive, highly recommend. Visit central Europe before it gets too touristy ... and that's happening now.

    Also, while in the UK, you can easily enroll in one of the many private French schools. My wife's done Alliance Francais in Canada and in France, and loved it.

    Cost of living ... expect to live a lot more frugally than you're used to!

    I hope you take this opportunity! Its really changed our lives living here in London. Give me a shout at a[a t]awhite.info if you have any specific questions about stuff I've mentioned.

  257. Tax hassles working overseas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Make sure you talk to a tax specialist and really understand how the U.S. will continue to expect you to meet U.S. tax obligations. It is far from simple, logical, or fair. Realise as a U.S. citizen you will always have to file a U.S. tax return and report all world-wide income, and must work out your tax obligation through a series of foreign tax credits and exemptions. It is not fun.
    (You may not owe U.S. tax, but even a swing in the currency exchange rate may expose you to a U.S. tax liability.)

    This is incredibly important if you work for any extended period of time overseas, or if you would be working as an independent consultant / small business.

  258. Having done the same thing coming from New Zealand by dchaffey · · Score: 1

    Things to watch out for:
    *The cost of living varies greatly from country to country in Europe. Decide what you are here for as part of your planning. Experience, travel, savings?
    *If you have a spouse or partner coming with you, some countries have unexpected pitfalls in various other industries (my partner is a teacher, tricky with qualifications and security checks)
    *Contact reputable recruiters before you set your heart on a country/city. I found it best to get a few phone interviews before making my decision.
    *Gatting your Visas can vary from 2 weeks to a year, depending on who and where. Plan ahead early.
    *In my personal opinion, London is a good place to start. Preparation for the Olympics is in the mindset and there seems to be a lot of project work heading into the market. On the down side, people tend to get stuck there.
    *Recognition of qualifications is a largely hit and miss affair it seems, particularly university degrees.
    *Don't under estimate the benefits of starting off going to stay with a friend - not blowing your savings on rent because it takes you longer than expected to get your first job earning the Euro/Pound/whatever is much more important that you might think.
    *Trawl the net for examples of localised resume/cv - experience has shown me that expectations vary from country to country.

  259. Bugger Europe, thats old school. Come work in Aus. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bugger Europe, thats old school. Come work in Australia: Easy for US person to get a Visa, plenty of work, English as first language, best country on earth (imho)...

  260. Re:Stay the fuck where you are! by neumayr · · Score: 1

    s/both/all/;

    But yes, you're right. But so was WWI, and that didn't take US participation. Mankind's potential for selfdestruction isn't bound to nationality.

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  261. Re:Maybe Sweden? Don't forget very pretty girls... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... or boys in Sweden! Another important reason for going to live there ;-)

    http://digg.com/television/Brits_VS_Swedish_nightclub,_Can_you_tell_the_difference_(NFS)?

    I'm British and believe me there is a difference ;) If you come to the UK there are some useful acronyms to learn to describe many women here... RAF = Rough As F^%K and FUGLY (F^%King Ugly). Some example usages:

    Jade Goody is RAF! (URL:http://www.startrip.tv/2007/07/posh-parents-vs.html> - the UK's answer to ugly Betty!!!!)
    Lily Allen is seriously FUGLY and talentless! (http://perezhilton.com/category/lily-allen/)

  262. Re:Stay the fuck where you are! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He wasn't re-elected. Due to massive, proven election fraud in Florida and Ohio, the election degenerated into chaos at the end and the Supreme Court decided they had the authority to make the decision (they don't).

    The Republicans stole the last election, and they'll be working very hard to steal this one too.

  263. Re:Stay the fuck where you are! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    re-electing him "would have stopped some of the madness." Emphasis on "some."

    If it wasn't for the damn interfering French... us Brits could have prevented the rest..... ;)
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Revolutionary_War

  264. Re:elect obama by Migity · · Score: 1

    If you post on /. you can't submit "fucking prayers".

  265. You've got to be joking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The ones who brought samples of their work "

    Are the ones we laugh at after we send them on their way. It's absolutely pathetic.

    I'd rather someone sit and tell me how he/she has solved a significant business problem. Or what their biggest challenge has been in the last year. I can pick with 100% accuracy how good a programmer will be in 20 minutes without looking at a line of code.

    A code sample by itself tells you nothing, because you don't know the requirements (or quality of requirements) that went into the making of that code. In fact, ultimate code quality is often fairly meaningless unless you're hiring either an entry level coder or you're looking for a top-tier, alpha-dog, top-of-the-heap coder. But even there, the code may be meaningless unless you fully understand the context that forced the creation of code. Often times, the good coder can be recognized by the code he/she doesn't write.

    1. Re:You've got to be joking by canuck57 · · Score: 1

      I'd rather someone sit and tell me how he/she has solved a significant business problem. Or what their biggest challenge has been in the last year. I can pick with 100% accuracy how good a programmer will be in 20 minutes without looking at a line of code.

      Yep, we like to hire in our own image. So is that why most I/T and programming environments are loaded with managers and control freaks with so very few technical/programmer types? You know, those that can't do manage. Or that you already have a lot of "business" types that can plan and organize?

      Say if you were to see a surgeon to get fixed up. Would you want the surgeon who knew the financial aspects of the "business" or the technical side of making you right? Tell me why it isn't different in the computer/software development business?

      We operate as teams and berating a persons skills because they are not the "business" is getting tiresome, and usually a sign of confused and dysfunctional management. They none the less are a contributor to the business with their specialized skills are at least as valuable as yours. If you exude that then they will want to work for you.

    2. Re:You've got to be joking by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      We operate as teams and berating a persons skills because they are not the "business" is getting tiresome, and usually a sign of confused and dysfunctional management

      Thanks, mate. Now I have to explain to my co-workers why I just sprayed coffee all over the keyboard. Got it in one.

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  266. Contract Work is Good Work by chiefbeatle · · Score: 1

    If you want to spend a short time overseas and get a good amount of experience you could look at contract work for the government. You can work for General Dynamics, Titan Corp, Northrup Groman, or become any of the other companies out there. The military has greatly increased the amount of contractors and support for the technical field. You could also become a GS employee for the military. A lot of the jobs will allow you to stay with the company and move back to the states later. Sorry if I spelled any of the company names wrong.

  267. Canada? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you count Canada as being "abroad"? If so, there are plenty of programming jobs available here ... here are some high-tech companies just off the top of my head (obviously not a complete list -- just intended to give you a flavour):

    Waterloo, Ontario: Google, Research in Motion, Sybase, Open Text, Actel

    Toronto: IBM, Altera, Xilinx

    Vancouver: PMC-Sierra, Motorola

    etc.

  268. Learn the language and accept a lower pay. by zlel · · Score: 1

    That's what non-native speakers of English do when they go over to US. Surely Americans do the same?

  269. Re:Hassles you should know abou by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

    Yeah, they all speak with weird accents. Why can't they just speak english and accept american currency!!

    Better be careful, except for the currency, that's what a lot of Europeans say about Americans...

  270. Re:Go to India by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And in India, my understanding is that tech workers speak English on the job as it is considered the language of business.

    You could call it English.

  271. Re:Stay the fuck where you are! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While there is truth in that, I also think that is quite a statement coming from an Anonymous Coward from the only country on earth who ever used the atomic bomb. Twice. On civilian targets. WWII was dirty beyond imagination from both sides - and that includes the USA.

    But we won. Right?

  272. Israel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm surprised nobody's mentioned this yet. I see that you wanted somewhere in Europe, but may I suggest Israel? The high-tech industry here is booming, and they are always happy to hire americans (both for programming prowess and superior English skills). I'm 16 and got a job programming Python for a local startup. You can probably get a job in Microsoft's R&D department here, with IBM, or with any of the thousands of startups. Plus, it's a beautiful country with plenty of places for touring :)

  273. Go for Holland by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most of Europe speak English as a second language. So you could pretty much live anywhere you are able to get work in (I don't know how US Citizens go about getting work visa's in Europe though).

    Your best choices would be (in my preferential order):
    - Holland. Everyone speaks English, it's an amazing place to live with easy access to the rest of Europe. You'd be driving on the same side of the road as the USA. Pay is pretty good. Work conditions are pretty good. People are very straightforward but also relaxed (and no it's nothing to do with the fact that marijuana is legalised there.... it's mainly the tourists that do it).
    UK - pretty expensive place to live, excellent travel to elsewhere. Everyone speaks English (funny that).
    Ireland - everyone speaks English. Good travel links to elsewhere.
    Germany - most people will speak English. Excellent travel to elsewhere.
    - Belgium. Same as Holland basically.
    - France. Northern French are pretty arrogant. Can speak English but probably won't. Southern French are very nice.

  274. wanna try? by kubitus · · Score: 1

    I would like to help a slashdotter. Have a look at: http://www.iaea.org/About/Jobs/profstaff.html and http://www.iaea.org/About/Jobs/genstaff.html and consider if you can stand that US citizens are not everybody's darling any more. I would appreciate welcoming a brother in mind!

  275. No American food by WhiteHorse-The+Origi · · Score: 1

    Don't go abroad. It's hard to find American food like Hamburgers, Pizza, Spaghetti, Bratwurst, beer, etc.

  276. Switzerland... by oriol · · Score: 1

    The country is a bit protective but salaries are good.

    English has become the de facto lingua franca between the 3 communities (french speaking, swiss german speaking, italian speaking).

    Switzerland is central and has decent vacations: 4-5 weeks.

    The country is very safe and the landscape is really beautiful.

  277. think about it twice by decoutt · · Score: 1

    salaries in Europe are low, even for high-tech jobs, compared to the US. You have to think about the following:

    1. Every job has an on-the-job training part. Will you get enough of this kind of training in Europe?

    2. The first years of your employment are crucial in determining the growth of your salary in the future, on the average. In Europe, wages are low compared to the US, even in high-tech jobs.

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  278. Work permit by jandersen · · Score: 1

    The very first thing you need to consider is whether you are eligible for work in Europe or likely to get a work permit. Europeans certainly don't automatically get a work permit in the US; hell, even getting tourist visa is not necessarily trivial, I imagine it is the same for Americans going to Europe. AFAIK, the only ways you are certain to get a work permit are:

    1. If you are married to a European
    2. If you are studying at a European university (student visa give you part time work permit)
    3. If you are exceptionally gifted - think "Soccer Star" or similar.

    We have loads of programmers in Europe, so IT is not enough in itself.

    If you succeed, however, the greatest pitfall is likely to be cultural. As an American you are probably going to have to prove yourself on a personal level; due to the impression left by American foreign policy and especially the Bush years, many Europeans are less than confident about the average American's ability to fit in. Living in Europe can easily be a major culture-shock.

  279. France by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, it's a good idea you have.

    If you consider France, here's some info :

    The right place to find a work in open-source is http://fr.lolix.org , i have found all of my internships and jobs there (6) in 10 years.

    You will be able to speak english at work, as being able to speak/read/write english is necessary now to work in our field, but you'll have to learn a bit of french to live.
    Don't expect locals to speak anything else than french.

    Don't be afraid about hate of american people. We know how to make a difference about people and government.
    Seeing an american in France is something nice, as only the better ones dare coming ;-) You'll be welcome as much as any other guy.
    You have a trump card, too : american people do smile all the time, isn't it ?

    Never forget that in Europe, and especially in France, War Is Wrong. And people who begin wars are seen as, well, Evil. (Bush...)

  280. DO NOT come to Spain, ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no matter what anyone tells you. I was in the your situation 10 years ago and being Spanish decided that I could try coming back home. Big Mistake. Really bad management, long hours at the office but no job getting done, no accountability, low salaries, ... . We even have a "Trash Jobs" we site focused on IT companies and testimonials of people who worked for them. The name is meaningful. For personal reasons I never got out of Hell, I mean of ItSaPAIN, but so many programmers have been leaving that the IT companies tend to pay newspapers to publish news about no unemployment in the IT business. But salaries are still low, and are kept really low because the whole IT industry uses "contractors". Which means that you have a lots of companies with management positions that need to get paid, so costs are very high and no money left for salaries. Before anyone tells me: "That's no possible because it doesn't make economic sense.", I'll say: "This is Spain. Economic sense doesn't make any sense at all. There are a lot of people here that need well paid management positions because they don't have skills. And they know people, so they get hired for doing brown nosing and bending over. Imagine all those people of good families and economic status having to work and competing with skillful workers." This is not a meritocracy.

  281. Work visas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm an Australian working in the Netherlands - I've just been through the process you're looking to try. I chose NL because I have family here, and everyone speaks enough English that you can get by fairly easily. Places like Germany of France could be more difficult - locals are less likely to speak English.

    First stop for NL is the Dutch Immigration Dept: http://ind.nl/

    Visa options here are a regular work permit (employer has to prove they can't find anyone in Europe), a Highly Skilled Migrant visa (employer has to prove that they'll pay you above a certain threshold) or work exchange program (you have to less than 30 years old.) If possible go for the last option - it's the cheapest to apply for. (These are the options for Australians - YMMV.)

    Finding an employer can be difficult - recruitment agencies in NL require a work visa before they'll help you look (catch-22 - it's difficult to get a work visa without an employer's help.) The talent shortage here means that Dutch IT companies are pretty desperate though - I contacted companies in my field (web development) and got a job offer with the first place I tried.

    Prereqs: You'll need to get your degree recognised, you'll need enough money to support yourself over here as you go through the application process (at least a few thousand dollars) and you'll need a wealth of patience - the Dutch bureaucracy is choked with red tape. (Example - residence visas require city registration, and city registration requires a residence visa. To get arround this they organise simultaneous iterviews. :) )

    Your best bet is to contact an employer and talk to them about working for them. They'll walk you through the process and advise what visa will suit you (and them) best. Allow plenty of time before you come over for the application to be processed (mine took almost a year) and take copies of every conceivable piece fo paper with you (birth certificates, academic records, tax records, marriage certificates - be aware that they might need to be authorised by officials in your own country too.)

    Good luck - it's been hard work but worth it for me so far.

  282. Can only speak American? Sorry dude! But no. by intmanofmystery · · Score: 1

    Sorry dude, you should have taken the time to learn to speak a foreign language first. Granted you could work in the UK, but he shouldn't think the rest of the world is as lenient towards Americans that haven't ventured outside of the reservation.

  283. Re:elect obama by dintech · · Score: 1

    Thanks for helping out! I'll send my CV when I get home from work.

  284. I agree, I advise France for the spare time by e70838 · · Score: 0

    French language is a bit difficult, but you will very easily find jobs were english is the working language. Beeing a native speaker will be a real plus.
    You will have more spare time than in US: 25 paid leaves plus 10 days of "recuperations" and you almost never need to work more than 40 hours a week.
    Be warned that there may be a lot of administrative annoyance

  285. INDIA!!!! by tnewsletters · · Score: 1

    The ultimate in outsourcing, Americans going to India to program....

  286. Re:Go to India by oxygen_deprived · · Score: 0

    As an Indian who moved to Bangalore.I dont speak the local language (Kannada) but speak English . Locals here dont speak India's national language (Hindi)but speak English . I and a lot of other people speak English full time. Language is not a problem. Costs are typically 10% of what they would be in US. You can live very comfortably (with a 2 bedroom apartment, an used car, a housekeeping maid, a driver and a cook ) for about Rs 40000 (~USD 1000 ). Your job pays for health insurance. You can reasonably expect Rs 100000+ depending on your abilities ( ~USD 2500 ). In terms of travel/seeing the place, India offers better than what you can expect out of Europe, in terms of diversity. If you are female and young, stay away. You will have people staring and trying to get close

  287. Join an international group such as Capgemini by Dingy! · · Score: 1

    When you join an international company such as Capgemini, you can work in the US, but also in most European countries (e.g. UK, Netherlands, Belgium, France, Germany...).
    In most european countries you can find clients that are OK with working in English such that a second language is not required.
    You'll only have to be open to the 'continental' view on the US, but if you try hard enough, you'll understand it ;-)

  288. spaniard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I believe you would love Spain. There are a lot of opportunities in Madrid, Barcelona, Bilbao, Valencia,... You are going to enjoy the life here. The only risk is that perhaps you wont want to return to US :) Even if you return, I'm sure that being able to speak spanish is going to be very useful in US.

  289. Re:elect obama by namco · · Score: 1

    Videogames are an extremely unlikely route in though. Visit any web forum relating to employment in Japan and you'll see a queue a mile long of foreigners wanting to find out how to get into either a) manga art or b) videogames programming in Japan. And this doesn't even touch on the fact that a large number of Japanese kids grow up wanting to to do the same, so it's a fiercely difficult industry to get into even for homegrown talent.

    It's an extremely unlikely route in any country.

    The best way to get into this route is to either:

    a) Set up your own company and compete (since you have 4 years of experience, that should be enough to suffice)

    or

    b) Write some exceptional/interesting freeware homebrew titles and post the games off to pc/console magazines to see if they will publish them on the cover dvds. Eventually you may get noticed.

  290. I'll swap with you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm British and I'm about to move out to work in the US for a few years. Apply to the UK and tell them you're replacing me! It'll be fine...

  291. Re:elect obama by Doctor+Memory · · Score: 1

    Japan is where a lot of the video game industry is, so it could be fun looking for a programming job there.

    Predicated on the assumption that game programming is fun? Using a level editor to configure content is fun, having to learn a GPU architecture in four hours so you can offload some texture rendering because your C++ code can't cut it is not.

    But, the market for PCs in Japan is shrinking (their cell phones are amazing and replace most uses of a PC) so there's probably not much future in "regular" software over there.

    Right, because PCs are mostly used for texting, web surfing, and e-mail, and all "regular" software is for PCs. I guess over in Japan they never use computers to take orders over the web, keep track of inventory, route shipments to customers, generate invoices, route and rate phone traffic, control traffic signals, design new products, generate PDF files from CLOBs stored in a database, compare molecular structures for similarities, predict product demand based on sales history, analyze customer purchases to target advertising campaigns, or compositing images for publication. You really should get out of the basement more often and see what "regular" software does. There are a lot more cool programmers who write automatic GUI and report generators than there are writing Phong shaders and "AI" code. AAMOF, I'm currently using a rules engine and fuzzy logic to implement a business rules evaluator, which is a lot more "AI" than my two game-developing friends have ever used.

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  292. Talk to a multi-national company... by cavac · · Score: 1

    Hi!

    If you're interested in applying for a job in europe, you might want to consider trying a multi-national company first. They usually handle all the paperwork for you (Visa, customs, Taxes, etc)

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  293. hungarian and finnish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hungary and Romania have very strong software communities, with alot of work to go around.

    Learning finnish or hungarian (same root language, minor differences) is indeed difficult. Small tonal inflection difference, to the untrained ear, or transposing correctly pronounced sounds in an incorrect order will yield radically different meanings. Some very very vulgar meanings are apparently easy mistakes to make, and quite offensive.

    In addition to the alphabet and tonal differences, there are also structural differences to do with where one places words in a sentence, or if all the words about a subject are actually in one sentence or parsed across a paragraph or several paragraphs, a bit like the more complex form of latin. You know, the one that some scholars back in latin days said that women could not learn because it (high latin?) was too difficult.

    So, rather than assuming you can master the language, perhaps just try to get fluent enough to get around and to make yourself clear, most of the time.

    good luck and have fun !!

    You could always try the student travel approach - walk Europe as a student, and find work where you can, with people you like and you fit in with.

  294. Re:elect obama by mcvos · · Score: 1

    If you support officially Bush in a diner, then you can expect some hot discussions. (But looks like they have nothing against Mc Cain).

    In fact, I've read good arguments about why McCain would be better for Europe than Obama.

  295. Re:Stay the fuck where you are! by b0bby · · Score: 1

    The US was demanding unconditional surrender; suing for peace on other terms wasn't going to cut it.
    The rights or wrongs of using the bomb in that situation can be debated, but the fact is that the US was looking for terms that Japan was unwilling to agree to until after it was demonstrated with the bomb that there was no hope in continuing to fight.

  296. An american company which offers jobs abroad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps would it be easier to work for a big american company (like IBM) then find opportunities within the american company to come in Europe.

  297. Re:Germany and the UK by deputycleric · · Score: 1

    > As a last note, I'd shy away from the UK as the violence there is getting bad enough that there are reports of people leaving because of it.

    Hi, I am one of those people.

    I worked in the UK for 4.5 years, returning to the US a few years ago.

    At the time I left, the UK violent crime rate was being reported in UK papers as 3x the US rate. I left for many reasons, including that, the poor schools, and resentment at paying ever-increasing taxes to government trolls who (worse than in some countries I have lived in) clearly cared nothing for my safety or livelihood.

    Having said that, I have some advice for the original poster.

    First, as another poster has said, yes it is fun. And broadening. I wouldn't have missed it.

    Second, I would strongly suggest obtaining a visa that lets you change jobs independently, rather than a visa obtained by an employer there. If you do get the latter, I would suggest applying for the former ASAP, after you arrive.

    Third, yes, you will undoubtedly encounter the occasional anti-American bigot. However, if you yourself demonstrate a bit of diplomacy and seem like an OK type, most people you meet are likely to be delightful, and with some of them you will be able to have completely frank political and social discussions once you know each other.

    The bad part is if you end up working for a manager who is an anti-American bigot (in the UK, such a person will also typically be an anti-Irish, anti-Scot and anti-Australian bigot as well). You will then later be able to watch the anti-"colonial" bigotry in "Breaker Morant" with a astounding shock of recognition.

    Finally, I would agree that there may be more opportunities for Americans at the team-leader, PM, management, security/risk analysis or training level, than at the programming level. Most of the industrialized countries have quite good crops of local talent at all levels, particularly programming. This is one of the hurdles to consider when seeking a job overseas. But if a company thinks you will add value, and in particular if you are already in that country under your own steam (independent work visa), then there will be interest.

    Good luck!

  298. Vounteer? by GadeTerbob · · Score: 1

    I understand most branches of the US military are accepting volunteers.

  299. That's right - learning the language is key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Learn how to spell colour, initialise, aeroplane, etc as a good start.

    Get English under your belt, and you'll do just fine.

    Oh, and don't bring a fanny bag. We have laws against that sort of thing in the UK.

  300. A lame attempt indeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This sounds like a lame attempt to locater a remaining place on earth where you can still get any advantage from being an American engineer. There may have been a time, but even twenty years ago when I worked abroad, people such as the Japanese were already plotting to steal our technology and overtake us in the global race for financial domination. Good luck finding a place where they still have enough respect for us that they won't sell you out the minute it benefits them and leave you wondering what happened. How sincere you think they will be will depend on your gullability. Keep your wits about you.

  301. fidicen by fidicen · · Score: 1

    EMC has an important European operation in Mechelin (in Belgium, so fairly central in Europe). The language of the office is English.

  302. Programming leaves no time for a life by Money+for+Nothin' · · Score: 1

    One thing you must realize about software development as a career are that:

    * The industry and profession changes more quickly than any other -- Tools change and go in/out of fashion. True, the concepts carry-over, because a lot of tools re-invent the wheel; it's both the stupidity of work-duplication and the evolutionary process of proving/disproving the effectiveness and usability of those tools.

    * The culture of IT, and development in particular, says having a life outside of geekdom is akin to being a "cool kid" - and geeks were almost universally never cool kids. If you're not wholly-focused on being a geek in your spare time -- giving up time you could spend with friends, family, your own personal projects, etc. like the rest of the civilized, white-collar non-IT workers of the world -- you're branded an outsider. Go read DZone for a week if you need examples of people spouting such insanity.

    * Business knows that developers are usually willing to give away their free time for nothing (OSS is a great example), even to for-profit organizations, and so will take every advantage of you they can.

    Combine these 3 points, and you will realize that you either work in software development out of an unbridled, uncontrollable passion for it - or you don't work (or, at least, do enjoyable work, and probably sub-in for sysadmins, who suffer similar problems).

    If you want a life, pick another career.

    (Yes, IIAD.)

  303. It can be done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I did this, let me tell you how. First I went to work for a small multinational hardware company (gaspump manufacturer) that had software offices in Scotland,Switzerland, Germany, and Sweden. I spent about 5 years establishing my credentials - hard work, intelligently done (I hope), always tried to be helpful. There was an international project that needed some expertise and when they asked me, I said, sure, my family and I will love to move halfway across the world just to write code! My project was cancelled after a few months, but I convinced management to let me work a few more months on a project I proposed myself. It as a fantastic experience working Scotland and Sweden that I would gladly do again. The Nordic cultures are much more likely to take on temp workers - it supports half their economy. Good luck!

  304. 22 years I was in your shoes ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and I came to Switzerland. You can get around with English, and it's not a problem on the job. It took me 3 years to learn German; YMMV. I got my job through http://www.cba.ch/

    The hassle is that nobody here actually speaks German for more than 5 minutes. If you want to stick around, you need to learn the local dialect, which took me another 3 years. AFAIK this is only a problem in the German-speaking area (70%), but that's where most of the tech jobs are.

    If you have questions, contact nhaaim on aim dot com.

  305. UK (london) - Germany by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hi, I am German, but have been working for years now in London, UK. Here in the UK it seems that degrees - at least in my industry which is online / web - do not matter that much.
    U either join as graduat or postgraduate, and are then pushed through coroporate learning schemes or skilled up internally, but if u meet some basic requiements and appear as a person! they want to work with that seems fine.
    If u are more senior, your portfolio is what counts, and with that of cousre your experience.
    I had never ever to present any certificates or degrees :)

    That may differ of course if u opt for a big consultancy or an investment bank. When I was working for Lehman Brothers they of course were only hiring oxford and harvard graduates. Funnily I am neither, but knew someone who knew someone...

    so again not a big deal
    Waht helps though is if u can get an idea of where your degree roughly fits in, in the birtish system, in case someone asks...

    Germany however is different. Here all seems to be about certificates, degrees etc. But as other people have said, they will not htat much care aobu the university u come from. Different though if u wnat to go into academia or research...

  306. is money a concern? by frission · · Score: 1

    If money isn't a concern, have you considered looking at Peace Corps, Americorp, or the red cross for any technical job listings?

    i'm sure get gain a lot of work and life experience if you've never lived outside of the US for any number of years.

  307. No income tax in France by benjamin.cartereau · · Score: 1

    A new law have been voted in France this summer (2008). Foreign people coming to work in France will not have to pay for any income tax for 5 years... With the advantages of leaving here, it is a pretty good news. Source (in french) : http://www.joptimiz.com/impatriation.htm

  308. Re:elect obama by Thyrteen · · Score: 1

    I believe you meant to say /. Obviously someone isn't checking the logo on their address bar. Surprising after 3 hours of reading!

  309. Re:elect obama by Thyrteen · · Score: 1

    There are actually 60 members of the OIC (57 Members and 3 observers). IF you look at it another way, he said in that exact speech that he was denied to visit Hawaii and Alaska by his party, which means at that point he would have campaigned in 47 US States, with 1 more to go. Nice try, but the mere slip-up from 47-57 is much more likely than representing a portion of a Organization of the Islamic Conference.

  310. some info on tech jobs overseas and what they want by GMGruman · · Score: 1

    http://www.infoworld.com/offshore/. We looked at 12 cities and 6 regions.

  311. Microsoft Europe looking 4 Core Tech Devs (C++/C#) by jencraven · · Score: 1

    Hi Guys, www.joinmicrosofteurope.com - Microsoft in Dublin, Ireland are looking for up to 40 developers, technical hands-on managers, and developers in test to join their 5 new start-up teams. They provide a full relocation package for you and your family and in Ireland it's no big deal to get a working visa - kdawson, could be a perfect opportunity for you to see Europe for a few years :) You can read all about the existing Team and the roles at their microsite, www.joinmicrosofteurope.com, and if you have any questions about the positions, or queries about living in Ireland, let me know. Send your CV to eurojobs@microsoft.com if you'd like to apply. Slainte o Eire, - Jen

  312. Re:Stay the fuck where you are! by b96miata · · Score: 1

    Of course they do - considering Most of them have tried it themselves at some point or another.

  313. Re:Stay the fuck where you are! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On civilian targets? Fact check!

    From the once top secret mission sheet now on display at the U.S. Air Force Museum in Dayton, Ohio:

    The Nagasaki target was the Mitsubishi Steel and Arms Works.

  314. same problem herefor EU citizens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As rbunker said before, lots of companies in EU adopt EG language for the studio. Also people from EU who know only one language can have problem to get a job in other EU town, like a guy who speak Russian, should learn Italian to work in Italy (if Italian language is the office one), but generally lots of company speak English at work, so I don't think you'll have so much problem to get a job in EU. If your target are UK, Germany, Russia, Poland for example, you're more advantaged then other ones who live here and don't know EG so good..