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Are Windows XP/7 Users Smarter Than a 3-Year-Old?

theodp writes "Those sounding the alarm about the difficulty in making the transition to Windows 8, especially on traditional computers, should check out Adam Desrosiers' son Julian, a 3-year-old kid who uses Windows 8 like a champ. 'I read these tech pundits and journalists discussing how hard it's gonna be for the general public to learn the new UI of Windows 8,' says Desrosiers. 'Nonsense. The long and short of it is: If my 3 years old son can learn Windows 8 through very moderate usage, anybody with half a brain can do so too.' Bill Gates has already successfully made the transition to what he calls an 'unbelievably great' Microsoft Surface. On Friday, we'll start finding out if current Windows XP and Windows 7 users are also smarter than the average 3-year-old!"

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  1. Why change the interface at all by For+a+Free+Internet · · Score: 5, Funny

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    1. Re:Why change the interface at all by Joce640k · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The problem isn't whether or not it's "easy to use".

      The problem is that it's designed to be easy to use on tablets and tablets are rubbish for doing real work. On desktop machines ... it's crap.

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    2. Re:Why change the interface at all by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 1

      shoot yourself in the head, or shoot yourself in the foot.

    3. Re:Why change the interface at all by jellomizer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So you are supporting an economy that doesn't innovate?

        If it isn't broke, we should still try to make it better. Now guess what in the process of trying to make things better sometimes often mistakes are made. So you can just be a whiny and say how bad it is and you say back on older technologies. Or look and take advantage of the new features, and work to clear up existing issues. Often such design changes offer tradeoffs, so you get something better and you may lose something.

      Why change the interface at all... Well because we now have affordable multi-touch technology, this multi-touch technology changes on how we deal with system. My Laptop has a multi-touch screen and Windows 7 doesn't cut it, Hard to click small icons, zooming is choppy... Windows 8 makes multi-touch useful.

      So when you get your next computer it may just come with a multi-touch display standard (like trying to buy a PC without a mouse) and your experience will be that much better. If you don't have a multi-touch now. Then don't upgrade.

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    4. Re:Why change the interface at all by causality · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The problem isn't whether or not it's "easy to use".

      The problem is that it's designed to be easy to use on tablets and tablets are rubbish for doing real work. On desktop machines ... it's crap.

      That fails to explain why a three-year-old has no problems using it ... on a standard desktop PC. Like what the summary describes.

      I propose that the three-year-old likes learning new things and that is why he had no problems with Win 8 and probably won't have showstopper problems with any other system. For him, learning is based on curiosity and wonder and the thrill of discovery.

      Let him get a bit older. Then give him 12 years or so of schooling where learning is rote memorization that's pounded into your head - whether you like it or not - by people who treat you in a dehumanized fashion, like a number on a spreadsheet. Then he'll hate learning too. Then he'll work some job and require "retraining" after an upgrade because the functionality has remained the same, but the location of some superficial menu items has changed. It will be enough to confuse him. Gone will be the easy ability to take a look at the new interface and say "oh, they just moved it over there, but it does the same thing, I see" like he can do now.

      Unless they take great pains to remain actual individuals, they will succumb.

      It's probably not fair to average Windows users to compare them to a three-year-old. The three-year-old doesn't know it's supposed to be too hard, so it isn't. It's too much like pitting the average couch potato against a professional boxer. There is no sense in betting on the outcome.

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    5. Re:Why change the interface at all by citizenr · · Score: 5, Funny

      That fails to explain why a three-year-old has no problems using it ... on a standard desktop PC. Like what the summary describes.

      Three year old also has no problems with eating dog shit picked up from the ground.

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    6. Re:Why change the interface at all by causality · · Score: 1

      That fails to explain why a three-year-old has no problems using it ... on a standard desktop PC. Like what the summary describes.

      Three year old also has no problems with eating dog shit picked up from the ground.

      Well yeah, he doesn't know that you can't do that. Seems my premise is sound.

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    7. Re:Why change the interface at all by B'Trey · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The problem isn't whether or not it's "easy to use".

      The problem is that it's designed to be easy to use on tablets and tablets are rubbish for doing real work. On desktop machines ... it's crap.

      That fails to explain why a three-year-old has no problems using it ... on a standard desktop PC. Like what the summary describes.

      Two things. First, a three year old doesn't have to unlearn years of expectations of a system acting a certain way. Second, what a three year old is trying to accomplish on a PC might be just slightly different from the purposes of a typical business user.

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    8. Re:Why change the interface at all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      A 3-year old has no problem using a UI that's not conductive to getting actual work done because 3-year olds don't get actual work done anyway. D'uh!

    9. Re:Why change the interface at all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      No, no, no. The three year old doesn't know he SHOULDN'T eat dog shit, and for good reason. Seems citizenr's premise is sound.

      Personally, I get a little pissed off every time I have to resort to using a mouse. So inefficient for so many things....

    10. Re:Why change the interface at all by Phrogman · · Score: 4, Funny

      Not some of the business users I have met... :P

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    11. Re:Why change the interface at all by mcgrew · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yes, a three year old can use W8 easier than he can use W7 because he can't read! Plus, he hasn't been using the standard Windows interface for twenty years. The three year old isn't going to do any typing -- HE CAN'T READ.

      In short, W8 is a very good OS... for a three year old. Not so much for someone who can read and type and needs to turn reports in to his boss.

      W8 illustrates my worst gripe with all MS products, and that's that they insist on making you relearn the damned interface with every upgrade. Take Office; mine upgraded from 03 to 07 with the infernal god damned ribbon. It's as if they're trying to make the interface as hard as possible to use. Why rename "edit" to "home"? Why rename "file" to... well, to nothing at all, just a multicolored button that doesn't even have a mouseover and it's in the same place that one expects the max/min/close at the top left of the screen. Of course, a three year old doesn't need text, does he? It's as if MS designs its products for three year old illiterates.

      I have report due monthly that's derived from an Access database. It was late this month; thanks, Microsoft. What's worse than trying to completely relearn the interface is it mangled the presentation of the report, and with all the god damned changes I'm having a hell of a time fixing it.

      A computer isn't a toy for a three year old, it's a tool for adults to get real work done. Microsoft has yet to learn this... remember XP's kindergarten tinker toy looking interface?

    12. Re:Why change the interface at all by h4rr4r · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Another big one that goes along with what you are describing is "learned helplessness".

      On the other hand, the three year old likely uses a computer quite differently than you or I. I doubt he writes a lot of code, or really produces much of anything. For him it is probably a device for consumption of games and video. While I could learn EMACS, I have spent so many years with VIM that installing it and ignoring EMACS is the more rational thing to do. The three year old would have no use for that kind of text editor.

    13. Re:Why change the interface at all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I propose that the three-year-old likes learning new things and that is why he had no problems with Win 8,

      And I propose that just like a cardboard picture book, an interface designed for 3 year olds and retards will be easier for them to learn.
      If your logic made any sense at all, newspaper articles would be replaced with pictures of smiling cartoon animals, and the people competing in the Tour de France would all be using training wheels.

      The entire idea that "easy for a child" equates to "better for an adult" is completely fucking stupid, and you ought to feel like an ass for even suggesting it.

    14. Re:Why change the interface at all by dinfinity · · Score: 5, Interesting

      That fails to explain why a three-year-old has no problems using it

      Try watching the video. The kid is absolutely terrible at using Windows 8. If this is the new definition of 'a champ', then the interface of Windows 8 can indeed be called 'a champ of an interface'.

      His dad has clearly (over the course of a month) learnt him some of the basics (like 'pin to the side') that work, but generally:
      - He has difficulties opening the start screen
      - He has difficulties making a program fullscreen again
      - He has difficulties in getting the list of open apps to show, erroneously selects the time app and then on second try stumbles upon the actual list of open applications.

      And if you think about it, the kid hasn't actually done anything remotely complex. Nobody ever argued that it would be impossible for new users to click on the fucking huge tiles to open an application or to learn a couple of basic gestures.
      Everybody did and does say that it most of the gestures are counterintuitive, cumbersome and that the interface in general fails when trying to do anything more complex than playing Angry Birds.

      This article is fucking bullshit.

    15. Re:Why change the interface at all by Dakiraun · · Score: 2

      Exactly - it is an interface aimed at the casual user, not an officer worker, administrator or power user who needs to be able to manage a multitude of programs at once.

      I could understand that sort of decision if the majority of their users were tablet/phone based, but they're not - they're PC users.

    16. Re:Why change the interface at all by mcgrew · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If it isn't broke, we should still try to make it better.

      The trouble is, they don't improve, they simply change. Take that stupid ribbon interface: renaming "edit" to "home" was brain-dead retarded. That's not an improvement, that's a degradation. Taking away all text from the file menu and moving it to where you expect the max/min/close usually are isn't an improvement, it's a degradation.

      How is anything about W8 in any way an improvement?

      Or look and take advantage of the new features

      What new features?

      Often such design changes offer tradeoffs, so you get something better and you may lose something.

      If any functionality is lost, that's NOT improvement.

      My Laptop has a multi-touch screen and Windows 7 doesn't cut it

      Prove you're not lying. What touch screen laptop comes with W7? You're insulting our intelligence.

      Windows 7 doesn't cut it, Hard to click small icons, zooming is choppy...

      Odd, I don't have those problems on my small W7 laptop or my kubuntu tower, and never had them with any other MS OS.

    17. Re:Why change the interface at all by Scarred+Intellect · · Score: 1

      The problem is that most people quit thinking like kids; they get afraid to try new things.

      When you were a kid, you didn't know how to ride a bicycle, or stand or walk, or use a computer; but you didn't let not knowing stop you. As an adult, people will see the new interface and immediately hit a brick wall because it's unfamiliar and they don't know about it: they let not knowing stop them; they're afraid to try to figure something out. Perhaps because they don't know how to figure it out, perhaps because our education system has ingrained in them a pattern of actively NOT figuring things out...

      So while most people will have a hard time grasping the new interface, it likely isn't due to poor interface design, but due to them basically being afraid to try something new (apologies for using tired cliche's). The 3 year old, however, isn't afraid to try something he doesn't know about.

      Also, arguments can be made all day about the interface being designed to be easier, but it's not what we're used to; it's a shallower learning curve for new users, but all our new users are kids, and learning the new interface for existing users is a waste of what could otherwise be productive time blah blah blah MS Office Ribbon blah blah...

      Personally, I tweak Win7 to act more like Win2k; which is what I tweaked WinXP to do as well. I'm a fan of the classic interface and don't much care for all the changes; but people I support love many of them (although the Office Ribbon is almost universally disliked), so I figure them out and adapt.

    18. Re:Why change the interface at all by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      I personally don't care for ribbons myself. However I found a lot of Non-Technical people love them. So I guess they are not all that bad, Most people don't like to dig deep into menus. If it isn't right there they won't go hunting.

      Windows 8 key improvement is with Multi-Touch users. For one the onscreen keyboard is much better than in earlier versions. The live tiles makes doing a quick glance to see new information is nice. The Metro Interface actually does a much better job at dealing with Full screen applications.

      Lenovo x220t. (It take 2 finger inputs)

      Well because you are not using a multi-touch laptop. Because you are too stupid to realize there are laptops that now have Multi-touch displays.

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    19. Re:Why change the interface at all by ColdWetDog · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh there you are sir. We thought you might have escaped this time.

      It's time for your medication again. Now be a good boy and just swallow your pills. You don't want to make me have to call Security again.

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    20. Re:Why change the interface at all by gtbritishskull · · Score: 2

      Fine... Innovate. That is good. But how do we decide when an "innovation" is good or bad. If Microsoft would agree to support Windows 7 (older style) next to Windows 8 (the "innovation) and let the market decide which one won, then I would say you have a point. But, Microsoft is going to try to phase out Windows 7 (like they did to Windows XP) even if people prefer Windows 7 (and XP) over Windows 8. Innovation is good when you can choose whether to use that innovation and let it live or die on its merits. It sucks when it is forced on you (regardless of whether it is good or bad).

    21. Re:Why change the interface at all by paiute · · Score: 5, Funny

      That fails to explain why a three-year-old has no problems using it ... on a standard desktop PC. Like what the summary describes.

      Three year old also has no problems with eating dog shit picked up from the ground.

      Somewhere a Microsoft marketing executive leaned back in his chair and pursed his lips. An idea was forming....

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    22. Re:Why change the interface at all by Belial6 · · Score: 1, Funny

      That is a common excuse that doesn't really hold water. A week after my son turned two, I formatted his hard drive and handed him an Ubuntu install disk. He had no problem installing the OS. To this day I still hear people claiming that installing Linux is 'too hard'. The same thing very likely could be said for Windows 8.

    23. Re:Why change the interface at all by strikethree · · Score: 1

      CAPTCHA is retard. Hm. Anyways...

      Now guess what in the process of trying to make things better sometimes often mistakes are made. So you can just be a whiny and say how bad it is and you say back on older technologies.

      I have no problems with experimentation. I do kind of have a problem with moving the mouse needlessly around a 30 inch 2560x1600 non touchscreen monitor. I am guessing such a usage scenario was not thought of. I am thinking that interface designers should be allowing a fallback mode in case their wonderful new ideas do not pan out properly.

      /me looks penetratingly at the Gnome devs as well as the Microsoft devs and then looks at the CAPTCHA again. *sigh*

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    24. Re:Why change the interface at all by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      Don't jump to conclusions. Three year olds that can read are not that uncommon.

    25. Re:Why change the interface at all by Belial6 · · Score: 2

      That is why complaints that MS is making their UI worse is valid, but saying that it is hard is not valid.

    26. Re:Why change the interface at all by Lumpy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "a three year old has no problems using it"

      Sorry but that statement needs a LOT of qualifications. That 3 year old is organizing his photographs in folder and setting up his backup schedule, or is he clicking on the colored boxes...

      If my daily computer use was just clicking on colored boxes, Yes a 3 year old is superior.. I do a LOT more complex things that I GUARENTEE that the 3 year old is NOT doing.

      The whole thing is a joke of a test.

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    27. Re:Why change the interface at all by jimmyfrank · · Score: 1

      I write software for a living and have been using Win8 for 2+ months now. Thus far the way I have it setup, it's just as if I was using Win7. But I'm using it in a desktop environment. So for, it's great at doing both. I don't really see metro at all doing my daily tasks unless I'm actually running/testing a metro app. I'm not sure what all the hub bub is about.

    28. Re:Why change the interface at all by Lumpy · · Score: 4, Funny

      Read at the level of marketing and sales? Yes. read at the level of the secretary and Technical staff? no.

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    29. Re:Why change the interface at all by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      99.97% of all laptops and computers are lacking a touchscreen at all. So windows 8 actually costs $750 because I have to go out and buy a new premium laptop to use it.

      Epic fail there microsoft.

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    30. Re:Why change the interface at all by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > > tablets are rubbish for doing real work
      > That fails to explain why a three-year-old has no problems

      You might want to think that one over for a minute.

      I'm going to suggest specifically that you ponder the meanings of two phrases in particular: "doing real work" and "three-year-old".

      (Of course, some of us think Windows in general is rubbish for doing real work, but we're mostly programmers and network administrators and geeks and stuff. The kind of work we do on the computer is just as different from most end users' work as the latter is from what a three-year-old would be doing.)

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    31. Re:Why change the interface at all by scot4875 · · Score: 2

      Did you watch the other video of the kid trying to stack the differently sized rings on the pin?

      He clearly put the small yellow one on before the big green one! What a moron! He wasn't doing anything remotely complex and still failed at it!

      But yeah, despite your points about a 3-year-old acting like a 3-year-old, the article is bullshit.

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    32. Re:Why change the interface at all by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Seriously though, the problem is copyright and patent law.

      If copyright and patent terms were much shorter, Microsoft might still make billions, but Vista would actually have to be significantly better than Windows 2000. And Windows 8 would have to be significantly better than Windows XP

      Because someone might come up with a decent Windows 2000/XP compatible, or figure a way to security patch Windows 2000/XP (it's possible without the source code) and then the rest of the market gives Microsoft the finger.

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    33. Re:Why change the interface at all by Mashdar · · Score: 1

      Off topic: Just curious why you go with KDE over Gnome? Is it the layout, aesthetics, or something else?

    34. Re:Why change the interface at all by Sun.Jedi · · Score: 1

      Fine... Innovate. That is good. But how do we decide when an "innovation" is good or bad. If Microsoft would agree to support Windows 7 (older style) next to Windows 8 (the "innovation) and let the market decide which one won, then I would say you have a point. But, Microsoft is going to try to phase out Windows 7 (like they did to Windows XP) even if people prefer Windows 7 (and XP) over Windows 8. Innovation is good when you can choose whether to use that innovation and let it live or die on its merits. It sucks when it is forced on you (regardless of whether it is good or bad).

      Lets put that phasing out in a bit of perspective.

      Microsoft is falling just short of sainthood with their approach to phasing out XP which is 11 years old. I haven't seen or heard any plans to phase out W7 anytime soon, another 7+ years maybe. It makes sense to me that corps (any...all) will eventually stop supporting older versions of thier stuff.

      Disclaimer: I'm not a MS fanboi, in fact I use primarily use windows (XP and 7) for gaming. The "sun" in my account name is derived from Sun Microsystems (no jokes, please), for which I spent most of my 20+ years in IT using and supporting.

    35. Re:Why change the interface at all by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      Stop making sense Jello.

      After all the last post showing all the middle aged so called IT people who fear change fight tooth and nail to keep XP and expect the world to stop time to accommodate them now make up the majority of opinions here on slashdot.

      I do not know what to make of this site anymore and hope you don't get modded down to -1 for such an flaming comment on innovation.

    36. Re:Why change the interface at all by dinfinity · · Score: 3, Informative

      You missed the part where the video was supposed to refute all criticism on Windows 8 and supposed to show that the kid used Windows 8 'like a champ'.

      If you want to give Julian a pat on the head and tell him he's a champ because he can use a mouse, that's fine with me. But please don't transfer your warm fuzzy feelings to your appraisal of the article or whether it belongs on Slashdot or not.

    37. Re:Why change the interface at all by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 2

      There is a time and a place for innovation.

      The wheel is *thousands* of years old but yet we don't hear anyone complaining about that because the concept is sound; we don't need to replace it.

      What we do is *refine* the implementation -- softer rubber, better grip, etc.

      The same should be true in User Interfaces.

      The ribbon was badly designed primarily because the amount of options/choices you could see was based on how wide your window was!? The old system of drop-down menus provided a couple of benefits:

      1. The menu choices were *stationary* -- meaning you could memorize the relative spatial relationship with the others, and
      2. They were drop down -- you could see ALL your choices/options.
      3. The keyboard accelerators were LISTED _in_ the menu so you could see them learn them.

      Office on OSX is golden -- it gives me BOTH options -- the menu bar AND the ribbon. As an user I can *pick* which is faster to use depending on the task. THAT is _good_ UI design: Leveraging the strengths of multiple input systems.

      The perfect examples of Microsoft knowing crap about UI design is that in ALL the previous versions of windows it doesn't grok:

      a) Stop moving the fricken home directory. Who was the retard at Microsoft that couldn't just pick _one_ directory. By Windows XP they _finally_ got a clue.
      b) Let the user move the darn Close window button AWAY from the minimize and maximize button. On Win8 you have to use task manager now?! Brilliant! NOT. (This is one area OSX still messes up too so I'm not cutting them any slack either.)
      c) Doesn't let the user tear-off the menu and optionally change it to be vertical instead of horizontal so that users can maximize THEIR screen real estate.
      d) Has never implemented "window shade" where you double click on a window bar title and the window is "rolled up" so that only the title bar remains.
      e) The importance of virtual desktops.
      f) The importance of spatial relationships including the SAME program. Some icons of the same app in the taskbar _should_ be grouped together, and some icons of the _same_ app should _not_ be grouped together. e.g. This lets a person have a few tabs of Firefox all grouped together on the left side, have a few apps in the middle, and have _separate_ Firefox tabs on the right side.
      g) WHY does the title bar take up the WHOLE window -- why isn't it a tab like in BeOS -- where it takes up minimal space IF the user wants that option?
      h) Attention to the _little_ details. On Win7's calculator if I enter a number, then press Alt-3 to switch to programmer mode it *clears* the number!?!? WHY?

      Sure Microsoft *finally* implemented some of these things, but they didn't care on solving the general problem of making the UI better for BOTH novices and experienced users. THAT is what most people's gripe is about.

      The problem with Win8 is that while it solves one problem ("How can I use touch as my primary mode of input with Windows") it ALSO asks us to toss out almost everything we have learned from the past 20 years of mouse/keyboard input, along with *those* strengths and adapt a whole new set of weaknesses. That is BAD UI design.

      Win 8 works great. Unfortunately it _slows_ power users down because the system was designed exclusively, no offense intended, _for_ idiots. That is not a bad thing per se, as streamlining an UI is hard work. The problem is that advanced users SUFFER because they can't control the UI and streamline it FOR THEM. If the UI was *design* so that BOTH inputs (touch + keyboard/mouse) were _naturally_ supported, then there would be less bitching about Microsoft remaining clueless about how to design and implement an UI.

    38. Re:Why change the interface at all by RicktheBrick · · Score: 1

      The same thing can be said about a qwerty keyboard. It was designed to be inefficient. Yet most people are still typing on them. It is because there are a lot of people who would have to relearn typing. If all the new computers came out with a different keyboard than I too would have to relearn but it would be worth it in a couple of months but since they are not doing that I will stick to the qwerty keyboard.

    39. Re:Why change the interface at all by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      1. a 3year old isn't running 20 applications at once, each having complex interfaces and workflow. he's running one application at a time.. metro wasn't called 'fisher price' for nothing.
      2. a 3year old also doesn't have 25 years invested in learning ways of doing things to do complex tasks.
      3. rote memorization sucks, but it is a component for basic skills, esp at that age. rote memorization in highschool/college should be kept at a min however. also, a 3year old neurology is more flexible. this is why most adults resent having to learn (and can't really learn) a new spoken/written language (also, see #2).

    40. Re:Why change the interface at all by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      god you sound like the gnome3 groupies.. touch isn't automatically better.. in fact, it's even more expensive switching to/from it than from keyboard to mouse.. it's fine for constrained devices like phones and pads but not for desktops. who wants fingerprints all over their monitor? the ergonomics of holding your hands up to touch the screen are also questionable.

    41. Re:Why change the interface at all by Pentium100 · · Score: 2

      There is a difference between "too hard" (= you can't figure out how to do it) and "inefficient" (=you can figure out how to do it, but doing it takes a lot of time).

      It is hard to figure out a command that you can type in a CLI to do what you want. When you figure that out, that task becomes quite fast. On the other hand, imagine a hypothetical user interface where you are asked "are you sure?" 50 times after you click on some button - you can figure out what to do easily (click "yes" 50 times), but doing it will take time and your work will be slower because of that.

      Similar stuff with the Win8 interface. I have a big monitor so that a lot of things can fit on my desktop. Making icons bigger negates that (Win7 icons are bigger than XP icons, but not by much and it is easy to make them smaller). I also almost never maximize a window, so forcing me to use only one app at a time will make dragging and dropping things slower.

      I understand that the Win8 interface is optimized for tablets. It probably works great there, but not for a desktop. I can use my mouse to point the cursor quite accurately, I do not need 5cm x 5cm buttons to be able to hit them.

      As for installing Linux - just installing is not a big problem. The problem starts when you have to choose between various programs that do the same thing and if some driver does not work right after install. Would your son be able to compile and install a driver for a RS422 card (the source for the driver is provided on the CD that came with the card)? Oh, by the way, you need to modify a couple of lines because otherwise it does not compile under Debian.

    42. Re:Why change the interface at all by Dave+Luyten · · Score: 1

      Also since Windows 3.1, there has been a menu on the left top side with min, max, move, close.

    43. Re:Why change the interface at all by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      Second, what a three year old is trying to accomplish on a PC might be just slightly different from the purposes of a typical business user.

      Yes, though I'm not sure smearing a PB&J sandwich over the monitor, drooling on the keyboard and sucking on the mouse constitutes *using* the computer. (I'm referring to Desrosiers' son, of course, unless you meant business "manager".)

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    44. Re:Why change the interface at all by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 3, Interesting

      If your logic made any sense at all, newspaper articles would be replaced with pictures of smiling cartoon animals, ...

      You haven't seen the re-designed The USA Today yet, have you...

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    45. Re:Why change the interface at all by mcgrew · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The problem is that most people quit thinking like kids; they get afraid to try new things.

      I'm 60 and not afraid to try new things, provided there's a reason. And I have yet to see anyone put forth a single reason to try W8.

      Also, arguments can be made all day about the interface being designed to be easier, but it's not what we're used to; it's a shallower learning curve for new users, but all our new users are kids, and learning the new interface for existing users is a waste of what could otherwise be productive time blah blah blah MS Office Ribbon blah blah...

      OK, we have the new Microsoft Car. The brake's on the right and the throttle's on the left and you have a joystick instead of a steering wheel. A brand new driver would have no more triouble learning to drive it than a normal car, but someone who's been driving for twenty years is going to wreck the damned thing as soon as he drives it off of the car lot.

      Microsoft has given compelling reasons why it's in their interest to make the desktop act like a phone, but they've given exactly zero reasons of how it's beneficial to a user.

      If a change makes the job easier, that's a good change. If it has a learning curve and makes the task harder even after you're over the curve, that is NOT innovation, that's just stupidity.

      Jacob Neilson, one of the prominant useability experts, says W8 is crap for useability, and it's not just an opinion, he did the research.

      Most disturbing to Microsoft should be the reaction of Jakob Nielsen, a user interface expert at the Nielsen Norman Group. Nielsen has been testing interfaces for years with users, so what he has to say carries a lot of weight. In his tests of people using Windows 8, he found that people had "a lot of struggles," especially when trying to switch between the traditional desktop and the new Windows 8 start screen. He said Windows 8 was fine for tablets, but not traditional PCs. He concluded:

      "I just think when it comes to the traditional customer base, the office computer user, they're essentially being thrown under the bus."

      As to the "thinking like kids", well,

      Peter Svensson with the AP wrote, "Microsoft is making a radical break with the past to stay relevant in a world where smartphones and tablets have eroded the three-decade dominance of the personal computer. Windows 8 is supposed to tie together Microsoftâ(TM)s PC, tablet and phone software with one look. But judging by the reactions of some people who have tried the PC version, itâ(TM)s a move that risks confusing and alienating customers." Svensson quoted one Windows user who said, "It was very difficult to get used to. I have an 8-year-old and a 10-year-old, and they never got used to it. They were like, 'We're just going to use Mom's computer.'"

    46. Re:Why change the interface at all by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      Why rename "file" to... well, to nothing at all, just a multicolored button that doesn't even have a mouseover and it's in the same place that one expects the max/min/close at the top left of the screen.

      It's worse than that.

      I was using Word on my netbook via VNC over the net on my linux system, so I had a reasonable display and keyboard and mouse. And had some other windows open for reference materials I needed for the document I was writing. I started looking for the "save" command. I couldn't find it anywhere. I clicked on that large thing and nothing happened. I kept looking.

      After about twenty minutes of looking for how to save my work, I happened to notice out of the corner of my eye the screen on my netbook after I clicked on that button. To my surprise, there was a popup menu on the netbook display -- but it didn't appear via VNC.

      A button with no information about what it does, that opens a special window that won't display on a remote display, is just nonsense.

    47. Re:Why change the interface at all by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      No not really.
      Microsoft is solving the chicken and egg, problem.

      Hardware Makers trying to compete with the iPad do not have a good OS to use. So Microsoft is offering them the OS. I would expect to see in the next 4 years more multi-touch systems out there. And most people don't bother getting a new OS until they are ready for a new computer anyways. You don't like Windows 8 for a keyboard and mouse. Stay with Windows 7, it is still supported... Probably longer than your active life on that device anyways.

      Windows 7 works better when you have a decent video card. It can run on a poor one but you get a better experience with the good video card. So do you consider Windows 7 cost an extra $150 because you can choose to get a video card to make it run better. Heck we can say the same about adding more ram.

      How about I am a Windows 95 Users. And for me to use Windows 7 I need to upgrade my RAM, CPU, Bus.... In essence you entire computer minus the keyboard, mouse and monitor (however you may need a PS/2 to USB adapter)

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    48. Re:Why change the interface at all by Githaron · · Score: 2

      I get a little pissed off every time I have to resort to using a mouse. So inefficient for so many things....

      A mouse is also more efficient for so many things. I can't tell you how many time I have gotten frustrated with my tablet or phone because I simply cannot do many things quickly and efficiently enough without a mouse and keyboard. Mice and keyboards are not going to disappear from the mainstream until brain-to-computer interfaces become widespread and sufficiently advanced.

      Windows 8's problem is that they create a touch screen optimzed interface for a mouse and keyboard environment.

    49. Re:Why change the interface at all by Algae_94 · · Score: 1

      My Laptop has a multi-touch screen and Windows 7 doesn't cut it

      Prove you're not lying. What touch screen laptop comes with W7? You're insulting our intelligence.

      Windows 7 doesn't cut it, Hard to click small icons, zooming is choppy...

      Odd, I don't have those problems on my small W7 laptop or my kubuntu tower, and never had them with any other MS OS.

      So which is it dude? Are you calling this guy out for making up a computer with Win 7 and a touch display, or are you saying you don't have any of the same issues with Win7 and touch displays?

    50. Re:Why change the interface at all by Algae_94 · · Score: 1

      Disclaimer: It took me all of 5 minutes with a mouse and keyboard to figure out Win 8. I didn't see any issues, but I can see how other people might have trouble.

      So, If Microsoft is making an OS to solve a chicken & egg problem for touch displays, are they saying that mouse and keyboard is not the preferred input?

    51. Re:Why change the interface at all by garyoa1 · · Score: 1

      I doubt it's really hard for a 3 year old since he has no experience with how it "used" to work for like 20 years now. Problem is, those with experience have to learn a whole new way of working with a PC.

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    52. Re:Why change the interface at all by Lynchenstein · · Score: 1

      Neckbeards the world over will never stop bitching and complaining about Microsoft, no matter what they do or don't do.

      The interface isn't really all that different. There are changes, but the core desktop experience is there. The Metro/whatever it's called UI is definitely different - and designed to be touch friendly where the desktop isn't.

      Take a deep breath, relax and commit to a few minutes of poking around Win 8 with an open mind and you'll quickly be just as productive as before. Learning new things in IT is job security. Resisting change is a great way to be out of a job.

      Finally, a computer IS a toy for a three-year-old. It is for mine. It's also a tool to get work done. I'm sure MS is well aware of these facts, which is why they have created MS Office in the first place. My three-year-old hasn't gone there just yet though.

    53. Re:Why change the interface at all by gadget+junkie · · Score: 1

      The problem isn't whether or not it's "easy to use".

      The problem is that it's designed to be easy to use on tablets and tablets are rubbish for doing real work. On desktop machines ... it's crap.

      That fails to explain why a three-year-old has no problems using it ... on a standard desktop PC. Like what the summary describes.

      Two things. First, a three year old doesn't have to unlearn years of expectations of a system acting a certain way. Second, what a three year old is trying to accomplish on a PC might be just slightly different from the purposes of a typical business user.

      You all miss the point. in the corporate environment, you'd want to have all the three years old doing the same thing, and probably a difficult thing as well, which is totally unrelated to the interface, like pricing exotic options, or doing the engineering calculations for a bridge or a skyscraper. So changing the interface is not useless, is wasteful.
      [Steve Ballmer]:" look guys, we've one-upped apple with our easier interface. We've slapped on our new smartphone the very same interface of Mattel's toy phones! All the three year old kids will know how to use it, and we'll have lock in for a generation!!! Any smarter, and we'd glow in the dark!"
      Oh yeah? and why would I spend time on that? I am not doing serious jobs on my smartphone anyway! I want my Win7 back!!!

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    54. Re:Why change the interface at all by Nyder · · Score: 1

      That fails to explain why a three-year-old has no problems using it ... on a standard desktop PC. Like what the summary describes.

      Three year old also has no problems with eating dog shit picked up from the ground.

      Wow, you must have had a shitty life. I don't know of any other 3 year olds that do that.

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    55. Re:Why change the interface at all by gtbritishskull · · Score: 1

      You miss my point. I am fine with companies screwing things up by being "innovative" if there are other options. But, windows is pretty much a monopoly, so when they force stupid "innovations" on me then I have a right to be pissed off. I still wish my computer were running Windows XP instead of Windows 7 because I have to restart my computer a couple of times per day to keep it from bogging down. I never had that problem with XP. But, when I bought this computer, XP was not offered as an option.

    56. Re:Why change the interface at all by JMJimmy · · Score: 1

      Not to mention the de-standardized the most intuitive thing: Win XP: left click = select what's at that point, right click = "what are my options" Vista onward: Left click = select this general thing even if you just want to click whitespace to change the focus. right click = well, it depends, what's selected and what we feel like doing for this particular window.

      Makes it easier for touch but is something I'd expect from Apple not Microsoft.

    57. Re:Why change the interface at all by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      After about twenty minutes of looking for how to save my work, I happened to notice out of the corner of my eye the screen on my netbook after I clicked on that button. To my surprise, there was a popup menu on the netbook display -- but it didn't appear via VNC.

      A button with no information about what it does, that opens a special window that won't display on a remote display, is just nonsense.

      No surprise there - there's about 5 different window components you can use in Win7, IIRC (number might be 4 or 6, I would't be on the exact number) which have varying features and capabilities. Is it stupid? Yes. Klunky? Yes. Fixable? Of course. Will it be? No.

      Given that - is it surprising that there are things that VNC and the like fail to display? How many edge cases can you run against and test? Especially when those test cases may use entirely different paths through the OS to render items, some ages old, other new and in an entirely different subsystem.

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    58. Re:Why change the interface at all by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      I personally don't care for ribbons myself. However I found a lot of Non-Technical people love them. So I guess they are not all that bad, Most people don't like to dig deep into menus. If it isn't right there they won't go hunting.

      Interesting, my anecdotal evidence indicates that NO ONE likes the ribbon, not a single person I know, and they include the entire gamut of computer literacy from 0 to guru. Not one. Seems people like text over hovering over each icon trying to figure out what they do. Should they spend enough time memorizing what each icon they need does, then those will be the only icons they ever use, so their capabilities with the product drop to LCD features (Save, Cut, Paste, Open...) with the rest unexplored because...quite frankly, who wants to hover over crap?

      The menu depth was only 2 layers for more than 80% of the functionality, and it was pretty easy to figure out which menu silo held what you were looking for, as those silos are given some lip service to by the Ribbon. I especially loved the example given by a pro-Ribbon person: "I found Mail Merge in less than 3 min". Me - not using Office but extremely sporadically for the last 5 years open my new Office 2011 copy (yes, macs have Office 2011, it sucks, but it has menus!) and found said mail merge functionality and successfully used it in less than 8s. They didn't respond. In short - the Ribbon is a travesty of GUI design, and it will be remembered as such far into the future as something "you should not do".

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    59. Re:Why change the interface at all by monkeyhybrid · · Score: 1

      Maybe you should ask a beluga whale?

    60. Re:Why change the interface at all by infinitelink · · Score: 2

      You are reproducing and oft-repeated myth, http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/221/was-the-qwerty-keyboard-purposely-designed-to-slow-typists

      I was told the same thing all the way back in high school, so don't think I am condemning the error: I did it too!

      I have used other layouts like DVORAK, btw...doesn't seem to really speed you up: when I did more computer work I would type at hundreds of WPM too, but I found that once sufficiently acquired, DVORAK vs. QWERTY hardly mattered, and some studies (as indicated by that article) suggest QWERTY's ascendancy was a product of selection vs. competing standards, and is perhaps faster than than the likes of its most often indicating better (DVORAK) BECAUSE OF the space between oft-used keys (because of alternation between the two hands: DVORAK favors the right).

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    61. Re:Why change the interface at all by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Especially M$ marketdroids, those responsible for 'Bob', 'clippy', 'Zune' and 'Bing' amongst other things. Somehow you think they have to be working with finger paints and lines of funny white powder when they plan this stuff.

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    62. Re:Why change the interface at all by mrbcs · · Score: 1

      I can't stand that damn ribbon either. I use office 2000 and the compatibility pack. Same great old interface and it can read and save newer file formats.

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    63. Re:Why change the interface at all by Sun.Jedi · · Score: 1

      In fairness, I wasn't responding to the innovation part, just the bolded part. I tend to agree with you on your innovation view and vote with my wallet (in this case by not buying/installing), however I wouldn't expect any publicly traded company to care about innovation over bottom line (monopoly or not). I stated in a different thread yesterday that I'm not jumping on the W8 bandwagon until my XP/W7 hardware won't run or can't be replaced. I have W7 on my gaming PC, but I didn't install it and its fairly new and racy that W7 64bit made more sense than XP. I would think that there would be some classic mode available at some point. There is an XP mode for W7.

    64. Re:Why change the interface at all by Dr+Max · · Score: 1

      Interestingly newspapers are generally written for a 12 year olds reading comprehension.

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    65. Re:Why change the interface at all by jrumney · · Score: 1

      Sorry but that statement needs a LOT of qualifications. That 3 year old is organizing his photographs in folder and setting up his backup schedule, or is he clicking on the colored boxes...

      Or is he sitting there mesmerized by the colored boxes, and giggling with delight when they change, not actually touching the input devices at all? Or perhaps he prefers Windows 8 because he doesn't yet have the dexterity to click on icons accurately, but those big colored boxes are a decent sized target for him to start his favorite games?

    66. Re:Why change the interface at all by citizenr · · Score: 1

      That fails to explain why a three-year-old has no problems using it ... on a standard desktop PC. Like what the summary describes.

      Three year old also has no problems with eating dog shit picked up from the ground.

      Somewhere a Microsoft marketing executive leaned back in his chair and pursed his lips. An idea was forming....

      Im affraid this is an old idea they already tried http://media.slated.org/albums/userpics/10002/zoon-turd.png

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    67. Re:Why change the interface at all by Joey+Vegetables · · Score: 1

      MANY 3 year olds CAN read. Some can't, and that is not an indication of lesser intelligence or ability; some kids just develop differently than others, and some kids are exposed to letters and words and books earlier than others. But there are many, many 3 year olds, and even some younger children, who can.

      My wife, myself, and my 2 older sons were reading at 3. My third son, who is just short of his 2nd birthday, knows his ABCs, and can read some words by sight (I'm not sure he understands what they mean yet, but he recognizes and says the word). He is ONE, he is not potty trained, and he does not speak in sentences longer than one or two words, but, for whatever reason, he learned. Our oldest, who has mild Asperger's, was able to read and understand long sentences and relatively complicated ideas, before he was able to grasp those same thoughts and ideas audibly; for some reason his brain was wired to understand things he saw in print better than things he would hear audibly. He also did not speak at all until around the same time he was beginning to read, although his verbal abilities are exceptional now.

      BTW . . . a lot of their early literacy was enhanced with computers and educational videos. Pediatricians almost unanimously recommend against computers and TV at that age, and there are plausible reasons for that, but we did carefully choose what we would buy or rent and what sites we would open up for them, and, so far, I think it has worked well for us.

    68. Re:Why change the interface at all by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      So which is it dude?

      It isn't either/or, it's two separate issues. What laptop comes with a touch screen? I've never heard of one.

    69. Re:Why change the interface at all by gtbritishskull · · Score: 1

      Fair enough. And I understand that companies have to phase out old software at some point. But, microsoft seems to have a habit of releasing flashy new software that turns out to be worse than the old software. It really pisses me off when I am forced to upgrade to an inferior product. If there were any alternative to windows that I could use at work, I would do it in a heartbeat. But, the software that I have to use to do my job only works on Windows. And I end up cursing Windows at least once a day. It is possible that has made me more biased against microsoft than they deserve.

    70. Re:Why change the interface at all by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Again, what does W8 offer that W7 lacks that would be worth my shelling out for a copy? Touch ain't it; I don't have a tablet and likely won't buy one, since I have a phone and a laptop.

    71. Re:Why change the interface at all by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      The layout. However, I haven't tried Gnome in ten years, familiarity is part of it.

    72. Re:Why change the interface at all by barakn · · Score: 1

      First time I've heard of intestinal contents being referred to as "an idea."

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  2. 3 year olds don't do that much. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    They can't concentrate long enough to do any work...

    I guess that makes Windows 8 a toy system... and still not suitable for work.

    1. Re:3 year olds don't do that much. by gtvr · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Also the 3 year old doesn't have the years of working with Xp/7 to bog him down & set expectations of how the OS should work.

    2. Re:3 year olds don't do that much. by war4peace · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This.
      I was able to work my way through Windows 8 pretty easily. That's not the issue at hand, at all. this didn't stop me from hating its guts, because I needed to break free from my 15 years old habits and do it differently.
      Habit change issues is exactly why we don't see cars with gaming controllers instead of the usual wheel-stick-and-pedals system. They might be great for the guy who never used anything before, but horrible for the long haul truck driver with 30 years of driving experience.

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    3. Re:3 year olds don't do that much. by devjoe · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Three-year-olds are likely to only focus on one program at a time, exactly the model Windows 8 presents, and the model which works well on a smartphone because of the limited screen space. Experienced adult computer users are likely to have email, multiple browser windows, a document they are writing or a game they are playing, and maybe other programs open at the same time. The comparison presented in the article is not a reasonable one.

    4. Re:3 year olds don't do that much. by ByOhTek · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yeah.

      Not to mention a 3 year old can use an easy bake oven. There's a reason they don't replace the cookware in a professional kitchen with easy bake ovens.

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    5. Re:3 year olds don't do that much. by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 1

      By that definition there are a lot of 3 year olds that work in the same department as I do.

    6. Re:3 year olds don't do that much. by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The error I am seeing on this thread time and time again is the assumption that 3-year-olds are stupid.

      They aren't. They have a hyper-active ability to learn that leaves all adults in the dust. This is exactly when they are learning languages and most of the building blocks of knowledge that are incredibly important and we take for granted.

      I doesn't matter if they are "focusing on one thing." They are learning sponges at that age. The fact they would have no problems with basic use of Windows 8 isn't surprising at all and it has nothing to do with multitasking.

    7. Re:3 year olds don't do that much. by DJRumpy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I always took the tack that Windows Surface was designed for a child, but if you need to do any work, the interface gets in the way. For common tasks, I think the home users will be fine for the most part, but if you need to dig into the OS to do any serious work you will end up fighting the UI.

      I don't it's a matter of being 'smarter', but target audience.

    8. Re:3 year olds don't do that much. by mrclisdue · · Score: 1

      My 3 year old son shit his pants, daily, until it finally clicked in his brain that he could shit in the toilet, rather than in his pants.

      However, he's obviously a prodigy, because he can play a dr. seuss game using the spectacular windows8 ui.

      You're nothing unless you were shitting your pants daily up until a few weeks ago.

      cheers,

    9. Re:3 year olds don't do that much. by somersault · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Actually the reason you won't see gaming controllers on cars is that they suck for fine control when driving. If you drive in a real simulation game, using a steering wheel and pedals is preferable, because then you get several inches of travel to adjust control, rather than just one inch. In a real car do you always press your accelerator or brake as hard as you can? Because that's how most driving games are still set up these days

      If you try playing a racing game or simulator in full simulator mode with a controller you'll probably see that you end up with much worse tyre wear than with a steering wheel/pedal setup. And that's if you can even control the car well enough in the first place. If you don't have traction control or some kind of input smoothing on the controls (which actually reduces your control level) then you're going to be spinning out all over the place.

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    10. Re:3 year olds don't do that much. by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 1

      You can sell anything on ebay.

    11. Re:3 year olds don't do that much. by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      ...as the tapdancing mouse from I believe Byte Magazine tippity tapped across the screen.

      You mean Dancing Demon?

      Nobody's disputing whether or not three-year-olds can press buttons in response to flashing lights. They obviously can.

      The problem is that adults want to do more than that, eg. work with hex editors.

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    12. Re:3 year olds don't do that much. by Vaphell · · Score: 1

      if the game controller was superior it would have been used already, but it is not. The wheel-stick-and-pedals system offers high resolution, precision and feedback, the game controller sucks for anything but playing games tailored for it.

    13. Re:3 year olds don't do that much. by jellomizer · · Score: 2

      Yea. Replacing the start button with a full screen is a REAL BIG Deal.

      Get over it man!

      We don't see car with game controllers, because we still get road feedback. However. The key in the ignition is going away with a power button. Dashboard displays are becoming more digital, and can change their displays for you. Cars are also getting more automated such as sensing cruse control where the car will slow down if the car in front of them is a bit slower.... We have been getting a lot of changes in the car. Sure we still have 4 wheels, a steering wheel and pedals... But other things have changed. And some of these changes change how we drive.

      Your hate Windows 8 either because you in general don't like microsoft windows. Or you are just too old to get enjoyment in learning something new.

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    14. Re:3 year olds don't do that much. by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      In some newer cars, they have steer by wire steering wheels that don't give road feedback. Still better than a game controller though.

    15. Re:3 year olds don't do that much. by digitalsolo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I've been a Windows user since '95 (well some 3.11 as well). I currently run Windows 7 in various incarnations on all my desktops/laptops at home. I do not dislike Windows at all. I greatly enjoy playing with new OS releases, and have tried each prerelease of Windows 8. I don't care for the Metro/whatever-they-want-to-call-it. It's a negative impact on productivity. I find when using a single application it's fine. I actually LIKE the tile layout and think it looks nice and the active tiles with information are a neat feature. The primary issue is when using multiple applications or when looking for a specific non-commonly used application it's much more effort to work with.

      I applaud their attempt to improve it, but I do not care for the end result on a normal PC. It does seem that it would be excellent on a tablet. I do like the way Windows 8 "feels". There is a nice fluidity to it and lots of nice little features such as file transfer statistics that actually work, etc. If I could have a "normal" desktop mode, I'd love to use it, but after a month of playing with the new interface, I rolled back to Windows 7.

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    16. Re:3 year olds don't do that much. by d3jake · · Score: 1

      Ta-da! Pretty sure we addressed the gaping hole of the article.

    17. Re:3 year olds don't do that much. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

      Your hate Windows 8 either because you in general don't like microsoft windows. Or you are just too old to get enjoyment in learning something new.

      Or - and this is a seriously crazy thought - we are productive now, and having to retrain ourselves for any significant amount of time to use a new OS is a loss of productive time, and that's the source of the bitching. If people seriously thought that they'd be substantially more productive after learning the new version, they'd probably do it. Nobody can see a payoff for the desktop users, and nobody - by which I mean Microsoft and their various shills - is claiming there is one. The only claim that gets made, repeatedly, is that you're some sort of misanthrope for not wanting to "learn something new".

    18. Re:3 year olds don't do that much. by NIK282000 · · Score: 2

      The article title should have read "Are Windows XP/7 Users able to learn a new interface as well as a highly coached 3 year old"

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    19. Re:3 year olds don't do that much. by Sir_Sri · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Also the 3 year old doesn't have the years of working with Xp/7 to bog him down & set expectations of how the OS should work.

      Nor do they use a computer to attempt to solve the same problems an adult does. A 3 year old might want to find one thing, based on pictures. My desktop is juggling 12 different applications right now, and I found them based on descriptions not based on images. The work hours spreadsheet and the game balance spreadsheet have the same icon, but the content is somewhat important. Windows 8 is a trainwreck because it's inconsistent in how it manages lots of things, if you only ever want to do one thing at a time it's fine. It's like my phone - me and a 5 year old could manage 99% of the use cases on my phone equally well, because I'm only rarely actually multitasking, and most everything complex is buried. But try and actually manage half a dozen running programs on windows 8 and you're jumping between UI's, trying to figure out which applications did and which didn't create icons on the traditional desktop. If you have several hundred programs installed (which is not btw, unreasonable on windows or linux), the 'metro' style can be much harder to navigate.

      I agree with posters in reply, a lot of this is muscle memory, and changing that is hard - but the question is whether or not I benefit from it. If you try windows phone (which is essentially the basis for windows 8) it's interesting and different from the iPhone/Android style. I'm not sure better or worse overall, but it's certainly a different take on the same basic problem. And it works reasonably well at it (again, not sure better or worse than the alternative but definitely different). But windows 8 isn't just windows phone 8, losing productivity without any apparent pickup in productivity is troublesome. I've got a windows 8 convertible tablet, and it's a nightmare to use unfortunately, it's fast, which is good, but it can't decide how it's going to behave, so I think I'm going to roll the machine back to vista when the preview build gets shut off.

      The bigger questions with windows 8, about the store (which conflicts with the open platform nature of windows, and pisses off their suppliers) and the big industry questions of whether forking windows into an x86 and ARM version is going to cause no end of confusion (does a 3 year old care? no, but you can bet a 63 year old buying a computer does), the 'Surface' initiative as either a good kick in the pants to the 3rd party hardware guys or sign of microsoft entering the hardware market are all things that are *bad*, and well beyond a 3 year old. A 3 year old can look at pictures and click on them - and that's what microsoft was aiming for, but that has no bearing on how to build a productivity desktop for 15-85 year olds.

    20. Re:3 year olds don't do that much. by Phrogman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I agree this is likely but who among us is going to argue that the Window UI can't use some improvements?

      By comparison when I got my iMac desktop, it took me very little time to adjust to the way things work under OS/X, mostly because they made a lot of sense. There are some things I find strange, odd design decisions but overall it works fairly well.

      The big thing for me is: I want to be able to ignore the OS most of the time, I am there to use my programs to do work or have fun. The OS should be so transparent I forget its there. Of course a lot of users don't or can't make the distinction between what is OS and what is application these days. And they don't really care.

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    21. Re:3 year olds don't do that much. by EdZ · · Score: 1

      but if you need to dig into the OS to do any serious work you will end up fighting the UI.

      For any 'serious work' (which I assume you to mean 'anything not running in Metro), the interface is the same as 7 and before. And you 'dig into the OS' by clicking an tile (aka a slightly larger desktop icon icon), either for the desktop itself or for a desktop application.

    22. Re:3 year olds don't do that much. by Applekid · · Score: 4, Interesting

      This.
      I was able to work my way through Windows 8 pretty easily. That's not the issue at hand, at all. this didn't stop me from hating its guts, because I needed to break free from my 15 years old habits and do it differently.

      And yet during the transition to Windows 95, you'd have been hard pressed to find a Windows 3.x user that didn't immediately love the Start button and the collapsing menus as opposed to progman and it's horrible icons-in-folders organization.

      Habits are easy to quit, I think, if the alternative is truly better. Microsoft wants to harmonize touch and non-touch computers, the way Windows Desktop and Windows Server are essentially the same*. This desktop/server harmonization didn't take anything away, though. You can still do it all from command line if you're so inclined. Microsoft's answer to harmonizing touch and non-touch seems to be taking away things from the non-touch side of the house.

      As any good DM can tell you, you can't just take away toys from your players, even if they're overpowered and breaking your game. You gotta be more clever than that. If you set up a game event to "aw, someone stole your ill-gotten wand of amazing powers, too bad so sad let's move on." your players are going to hate you.

      * the difference is in what's running at any given time, truth is, things that work in one will work on the other.

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    23. Re:3 year olds don't do that much. by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      I do not see that error at all. I see a lot of people saying that a 3-year-old's ability to learn the new interface is irrelevant because adults have more demanding uses for a computer and have years of learned expectations about how a computer will work that a 3-year-old does not.

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    24. Re:3 year olds don't do that much. by digitalsolo · · Score: 1

      I've driven several steer by wire cars. They actually have variable resistance in the wheel to make it easier/harder to turn so that it feels like a "normal" car. They do NOT have the jolt that bump steer input from something like a pothole would cause though.

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    25. Re:3 year olds don't do that much. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      In a real car do you always press your accelerator or brake as hard as you can?

      I do and, boy, does my mechanic love me.

    26. Re:3 year olds don't do that much. by sarysa · · Score: 2

      Windows is heavily relied upon for productivity purposes, all joking aside. Changing an interface drastically should generate this level of resentment. The start menu change isn't the end of the world, but I don't see it as an improvement for desktop (incl. Laptops with that statement) usage.

      I have used the consumer preview and I just don't see any compelling reason for POS terminals, cnc grinders (some use win 98 still), and a large percentage of cubicle monkeys out there to upgrade. It's not an apocalyptic release, but it's geared toward the same noob consumer base that Apple focuses on.

      p.s. artile such obvious flamebait. Where do they get these tonedeaf people from? (P.p.s. sent on a phone and the editor's slow as hell for some reason so I'm not correcting errors :p )

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    27. Re:3 year olds don't do that much. by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      " In a real car do you always press your accelerator or brake as hard as you can? Because that's how most driving games are still set up these days"

      That is what most drivers do that I see around me.. Ohh light is green MASH it , Ohh that light is red MASH the brakes. They repeat this over and over through the 30 traffic lights going through town.

      It seems that soft acceleration and deceleration is not something that most people use.

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    28. Re:3 year olds don't do that much. by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      There are none, the poster was making things up to sound smart and be a part of the conversation.

      I take that back, there was ONE that was a drive by wire... Mercedes Benz SCL600 had a center joystick and is steer by wire. Everyone that has driven it said it is complete crap as it does not react to any panic turns so you can not avoid obstacles.

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    29. Re:3 year olds don't do that much. by war4peace · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Um, dude, I'm a Windows user. Been using Windows since 3.1 and Linux almost not at all. I still think Windows 8 is "the suck".
      The Windows 8 versus Windows 7 issue, for me at least, is mainly the awful waste of screen estate. I would fit at least 10 icons in just one of those dreadful "tiles". I don't need a 2x2 inch tile to click on a shortcut. And side-scrolling an entire screen to get to more tiles is dumb, especially on the PC.
      Opening the "All programs" menu shows 28 entries (on my screen) and takes up maybe 1/10 of my screen estate. They're sorted alphabetically, with no bling-bling of colors. Easy to use and intuitive. I have created a shortcuts folder on my desktop and also a games folder on my desktop, with shortcuts to pretty much everything I usually need to run. And I created toolbars on the taskbar pointing to those folders, transforming them into 1-click menus which bring on all the software I use, ready to run and nicely arranged the way I want them to. Windows 8 tiles are way, WAY behind in terms of functionality and speed. I hated having to move my mouse pointer all around the screen to get to that app I needed. Waste of space, as far as I am concerned.

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    30. Re:3 year olds don't do that much. by war4peace · · Score: 1

      I have the best example to back this up: Office 2007. I loved the ribbon. I still love it and it brought a sizable boost of productivity for me. I clicked with it the first time I saw it.
      Now I know lots of heavy Office users disliked the Ribbon, and they still do. But it simply worked very well for me.
      Windows 8 tiles don't work well for me.

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    31. Re:3 year olds don't do that much. by Mashdar · · Score: 1

      ... the assumption that 3-year-olds are stupid. They aren't.

      I'm glad someone brought this up. I was thinking the same thing. Hell, you could teach spacially gifted three-year-olds higher dimensional geometry WAY easier than adult students, if you had an appropriate means of input/interaction planned. Languages, interfaces, and any other type of "human I/O" are exactly what three-year-olds developing brains devour.

    32. Re:3 year olds don't do that much. by war4peace · · Score: 1

      I don't have a driver's licence nor do I want to get one. Maybe it was a bad example, but we're essentially talking about the same thing and we're in agreement. Windows 8 is offering less functionality than Windows 7, just as same as a car with a game controller is offering less functionality than one with steering wheel and pedals.

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    33. Re:3 year olds don't do that much. by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      Actually, there are far more adults that will use their computer like a 3 year old than adults that want to use hex editors. Metro may very well suck, but if it does, it isn't because most adult actually do 'more' with their computers.

    34. Re:3 year olds don't do that much. by Mashdar · · Score: 1

      Physical coupling between the steering wheel and the tires is still a big deal. Same with break petals and breaking mechanisms. I know there is force feedback stuff, but none of it approaches that little bit of direct feedback you recieve when a front tire goes over a bump, etc. Long live mechanical breaking/steering!

    35. Re:3 year olds don't do that much. by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      > In a real car do you always press your accelerator or brake as hard as you can? Because that's how most driving games are still set up these days

      That's not actually true; your sentence is a little misleading so let me clarify your intent:

      From the POV about controller input you are incorrect. Ever since the PS2 days gamepads have had the ability for analog input; almost all driving games (pardon the pun) shifted away digital inputs (full gas, full brake) to analog input (multiple levels) back then.

      From the POV what you are referring is to the *game design* you are correct. Usually the most optimal choice is full gas or full brake.

      > you won't see gaming controllers on cars is that they suck for fine control when driving.
      That is entirely correct.

      The issue is (pardon the pun again) you need fine motor skills for turning. The granularity in games are "course" (large) for controlling the amount of degrees turned in a corner. The granularity for a wheel is "fine" (small) for controlling the amount of degrees turned in a corner.

    36. Re:3 year olds don't do that much. by epyT-R · · Score: 2

      1. it is a big deal. starting a program should not be a focus stealing, modal event. it's a pain in the ass. Some of us still use our computers for real work and not just checking failbook every 5 minutes.

      2. We do'nt see a car with game controllers because game controllers suck! they don't even work well for complex games requiring precision pointing and movement, nevermind driving real equipment in all but the most controlled or consequence-free situations. they are the number one reason why the FPS and RTS genres have been dumbed down over the last 10 years.

      3. the 'start' button in cars is a stupid gimmick that doesn't really help anything, and theoretically could get in the way if it malfunctions. A simple switch with a solenoid to drive the starter is a lot more reliable and easy to fix than that overwrought computerized bullshit. It's one example of many where the computerized tech in cars is making basic functionality a process instead of thoughtless, and generally getting in the way of what the user wants to do. I don't want my car requiring service pack 2 so I can get to work on time! changing for the sake of change is retarded when it removes superior functionality for the sake of gimmickry. the 'start' menu in 8 is a perfect example.

      4. your last point is a shitty fallacy. false dilemmas don't help make your case.

    37. Re:3 year olds don't do that much. by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      Or you are just too old to get enjoyment in learning something new.

      Wanting to learn something new and having to learn something new are quite different, especially when that new thing doesn't really offer any substantial (or any) benefit and interferes with doing actual work. When you get past puberty, you'll understand.

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    38. Re:3 year olds don't do that much. by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      yeah but it comes with several serious deficiencies that come from lack of abstract reasoning skills. learning new skills quickly is all great, but that doesn't mean the skills being learned are truly the best way of doing something.

    39. Re:3 year olds don't do that much. by citylivin · · Score: 1

      "The error I am seeing on this thread time and time again is the assumption that 3-year-olds are stupid.
      They aren't. They have a hyper-active ability to learn that leaves all adults in the dust. This is exactly when they are learning languages and most of the building blocks of knowledge that are incredibly important and we take for granted."

      So then we could paraphrase this to say "Windows 8: if you have no problem picking up foreign languages, then you will have no problem learning our interface!". Which isn't exactly a selling point as most people cannot pick up a foreign language with the ease that a 3 year old could. I think you are misinterpreting the "error" you claim people are making. I think most people realize that children before puberty are much better at learning than adults. I'd even go so far as to call that "common knowledge".

      No one said kids are stupid. People have been saying that kids are not a good baseline for "adaptability" when your target audience is not really 3 year olds.

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    40. Re:3 year olds don't do that much. by Nyder · · Score: 2

      Yea. Replacing the start button with a full screen is a REAL BIG Deal.

      Get over it man!

      We don't see car with game controllers, because we still get road feedback. However. The key in the ignition is going away with a power button. Dashboard displays are becoming more digital, and can change their displays for you. Cars are also getting more automated such as sensing cruse control where the car will slow down if the car in front of them is a bit slower.... We have been getting a lot of changes in the car. Sure we still have 4 wheels, a steering wheel and pedals... But other things have changed. And some of these changes change how we drive.

      Your hate Windows 8 either because you in general don't like microsoft windows. Or you are just too old to get enjoyment in learning something new.

      Crappy car analogy dude.

      Windows 8 is like changing the dashboard around, so where normally the MPH is, isn't. Where the other things normally are, aren't. None of the button are labled the same. The shift is missing (in both stick and auto), and the pedals are reversed.

      Oh, and you dont' use a steering wheel anymore, it's touch control on the windshield.

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    41. Re:3 year olds don't do that much. by Nyder · · Score: 2

      I agree this is likely but who among us is going to argue that the Window UI can't use some improvements?

      ...

      I'm fine with the UI from XP. In fact, i put my Windows 7 in classic mode. But they still fucked that up.

      Like making apps go fullscreen if you move them towards the top of the screen, wtf? If i wanted it full screen, I have 2 ways to do it. I got a fucking box in the right hand corner and I can double click on the top of the app. But no, if I get within 1/2 inch of the top of the screen, it wants to go fullscreen.

      Which i find funny, considering how back when monitors where really small (1024x768), it was all about you can multitask and have more then 1 window up at a time and be productive!! Now, with 1920x1080 monitors they try to fullscreen everything? Serious?

      UI don't need to be pretty or have gadgets. UI's need to be functional, fast and easy to use. Logical helps, but rarely is that the case. Relearning UI's is stupid to do, as it makes the OS look really shitty. Maybe it's a part of "Get off my lawn" but redoing UI's isn't the best solution.

      Now, if MS had been smart, they would of made a UI for tablets and phones, that worked on computers, but kept the OLD UI as default unless the people wanted to change it. Forcing the new UI is going to get us a Windows 9 that is back to how XP/Vista/7 is.

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    42. Re:3 year olds don't do that much. by the_other_chewey · · Score: 1

      Please provide make, model and year of such an automobile that does not have any mechanical connection between the steering wheel and the steering gear box/tie rods/steering wheels.

      Mercedes-Benz F200. Yeah, ok, that's a concept car and very probably not street-legal.
      I'd still like to drive it.

      Air planes have fly-by-wire systems where there is truly no mechanical connection to the control surfaces. However even those systems provide artificial feedback to the pilot via actuators on the sticks because feedback is that critical to proper control of a vehicle.

      It's not, that what the instruments are for. An airliner absolutely cannot be flown "by feel".
      While Boeing does provide some steering forces to the yoke, the Airbus sidestick doesn't
      have "force feedback", so feedback via that channel can't be that critical...

    43. Re:3 year olds don't do that much. by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      P.p.s. sent on a phone and the editor's slow as hell for some reason

      It wasn't your phone, slashdot was on its knees this morning. 504s and "Guru Meditations" for a couple of hours.

    44. Re:3 year olds don't do that much. by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      60 watt lightbulbs are too expensive to broiling steak?

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    45. Re:3 year olds don't do that much. by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      Go do a google search from the usenet groups from 1995? They are filled with angry middled aged men trying to re-add the program manager and file manager. Honestly go look it up?

      People hate change. I didn't mind it but keep in mind many slashdotters who are middle aged today and set in their ways were teenagers then excited to learn new things.

      I am not saying Windows 8 is great and all the people who hate are whinners. I am just saying it is evident with the anti Windows 7/die hard XP loyalists who grew up in IT as stagnant fear change. Windows 7 too foreign and risky? I mean come on and get with the times as it is 2012. You are incompetent if you still use XP today. Kiss my butt otherwise as people do need to run secure platforms and not expect us to support you as it is your problem not ours at this point.

      I could get used to Windows 8 actually if MS improved METRO to give it a task bar and a way to put more than 1 tile on the screen and make it integrate with other desktop apps easier. Clicking like a retard on a hotcorner over and over again until the right applet comes up is retarded and why the taskbar was invented. If Windows 9 improves this I can adopt and even get excited buying a tablet or phone with it.

      I think the young millenia generation will adopt fine.

    46. Re:3 year olds don't do that much. by loyukfai · · Score: 1

      Many people here aren't liking the changes in Windows 8, as I gather, is because...

      1) They have years of habit and experience of using the pre-Win8 interface, and the changes are dramatic enough to break the routine/muscle memory while not offering anything that significantly improves the productivity (or even reduces it).

      2) They use the PC for more than just web browsing and emailing (which is understandably not an accurate representation of the general public since this is Slashdot). It's much less rare for people here to operate on multiple monitors and have a few windows opening at the same time. To them, this Metro and Start Screen thing is counter-productive.

      But the point is, they're forced to adapt (if they upgrade to Win8). To adopt a car analogy, it's like the maker decides to utilize a control stick for the latest generation instead of the steering wheel - it works, but is less efficient for people used to drive with a steering wheel.

      So they'd just stick with the existing car (XP or 7) instead.

      But (again), how long can they hold out...? What if this change will remain for Win9/10/11...?

      One of the important points is, would businesses in general adopt Windows 8...? I guess we all agree that is unlikely, at least in a short time frame, say 2-3 years, for various reasons. In the meantime, would Microsoft be able to improve and help us have a smoother transition with perhaps Windows 9...? Or would it relent and offer a dual interface in the next version...?

      One thing that we sometimes fail to realize, is that computers started as a niche device which are utilized by scientists, engineers and such. Now, computers has become a diverse field which includes desktop, laptops, tablets, smartphones, just to name a few, and are utilized by 3-year old and grandmoms, so we need different interfaces.

      The point is, the change in Windows 8 is like... If you force the Chinese and Japanese to use spoons and forks to eat rice and sushis, they can do it, but it's inefficient, and they're not gonna like it.

      Another issue is that, if people are to adopt a different interface anyway, why should they adopt Metro...? Why not iOS...? Android...? Chrome OS...? But that's a topic for another day I guess.

      Just some random ramblings.

      Cheers.

    47. Re:3 year olds don't do that much. by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      You're nothing unless you were shitting your pants daily up until a few weeks ago.

      cheers,

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    48. Re:3 year olds don't do that much. by jrumney · · Score: 1

      You are using too many applications at the same time.

      Not if he's paying for the enterprise license.

    49. Re:3 year olds don't do that much. by EdZ · · Score: 1

      On top of it regular desktop programs WILL NOT WORK FROM THE METRO INTERFACE.

      You have obviously not actually used Windows 8, because what you have said is totally false. You start regular desktop programs from the start screen in exactly the same way as you start regular desktop programs from the start menu: by clicking on them. Just for you, I went and set up my old Win8 preview VM and took a screenshot of the start screen with some desktop programs on it. You can also do the same press-windows-key-type-first-few-letters-of-program/file-hit-enter method you can in 7 and Vista.

      Think of the start screen as a start menu that happens to use the full display rather than just the left hand 1/5 of it. Have you ever, even once, needed to be able to see whatever is in the remaining 4/5 of the screen while selecting something from the start menu? It's a massive waste of space.

    50. Re:3 year olds don't do that much. by somersault · · Score: 1

      Well first off he said "gaming controllers", by which I assumed he meant game pads of the type that you typically get with consoles, which have tiny little joysticks. A full sized joystick does offer more precise control, but since a car can only steer left/right anyway, what's the benefit there? Adding acceleration/braking to the Y axis would just cause control problems. Having an R/C car type controller setup but with a large steering stick and batmobile style speed controller could work, but those are more akin to a proper expensive flight sim setup than typical gaming controllers.

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  3. Nice challange... by FriendlyLurker · · Score: 2

    ...but I think I will pass this round, thanks anyway. Marketing department appealing to peoples egos to make a sale, now?

    1. Re:Nice challange... by Nyder · · Score: 1

      ...but I think I will pass this round, thanks anyway. Marketing department appealing to peoples egos to make a sale, now?

      Only when the product can't stand on any other merits.

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  4. So what? by Simulant · · Score: 5, Insightful

    No doubt anyone can learn it. Doesn't mean we want or need to.

    1. Re:So what? by ssarasin · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I don't think it is really a matter of not being able to learn it. It is more along the lines that we don't really want to, or need to. Windows 7 works great for my needs. I'll be sticking with it until it becomes necessary to move to Windows 8. (Or an alternative OS... I have a couple machines running OSX, and a few Linux boxes as well...)

    2. Re:So what? by LurkerXXX · · Score: 4, Informative

      Ageed. I moved away from Ubuntu to Mint Linux because while Unity might be a fine interface for a tablet, it's a crappy interface for a desktop, requiring huge amounts of moust travel to do the same thing that you could do with minimal movement/time in the regular menu system.

      I'm staying with Windows 7 for the same reason. I don't want a shitty tablet interface on my 30" desktop screen.

    3. Re:So what? by kil3r · · Score: 2

      How is that boy dealing with pivot tables then?

    4. Re:So what? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      No doubt anyone can learn it. Doesn't mean we want or need to.

      Right. I learned to use xfig, but that doesn't mean its UI isn't crap.

      There's a difference between "possible to learn" and "good".

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    5. Re:So what? by sasparillascott · · Score: 1

      Yes, just because Microsoft wants to sell more Tablets and Phones - many folks won't want to spend the time or effort to learn that touch based UI on their mouse keyboard PC, nor should they.

    6. Re:So what? by pla · · Score: 3, Insightful

      bullshit...if this were true, you'd be using them instead.

      What a stupid assertion. Just like with any other tool, each has its own purposes at which it performs best.

      Windows (XP through 7 excluding Vista) "just works", and it works damned well as a solid, easy-to-use desktop environment. Linux kicks ass for boxes you want to fire up and forget about for months at a time (home servers of various flavors). OS-X... um... Looks nice, I guess.

      You can use more than one of these, even all of them, on a regular basis, without needing to forsake the others lest the True Believers(tm) cast you into the pit.


      Now, Windows 8... Hey, perhaps it rocks the tablet world and will totally bury both Android and iOS. Perhaps not. For the desktop environment, however, thanks, but I don't have any need or desire to use a "minimalist" interface on my 3x 1920x1200 displays. A three year old can use it? GREAT! And I mean that... But I have a few more responsibilities, and a bit more capacity to deal with a sophisticated UI, than a three year old.

    7. Re:So what? by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      Sticking with what works is practicality not fanaticism.

      Windows is only recently even functional headless, they finally added a proper shell fairly recently. At some point maybe they will even reinvent ssh.

    8. Re:So what? by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

      The real question is: is Windows 8 actually better? A few questions:
      - How easy is it to find your way around the system without prior guidance?
      - How well are common and uncommon tasks separated, with uncommon tasks being hidden or moved out of the way?
      - How consistent is the interface across screens and applications?
      - Are the interface and the interactions with it intuitive?
      - How much steps does each common task require (the fewer the better)?

      It is clear that, for example, iOS scored high on these points when it was first introduced, and provided a clear improvement over previous tablet and phone operating systems. Hence no one really minded having to learn a few new UI paradigms. If Windows 8 likewise scores a lot higher on these points than Windows 7, then I wouldn't mind relearning a thing or two. I haven't tried Windows 8 yet, but from what I have heard I doubt it is actually an improvement.

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    9. Re:So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Going along this vein: I got off that train ~14 years ago by standardizing on WindowMaker. It hasn't changed in that long beyond truetype font support, Xinerama, dynamic configuration (originally used static config files, so menus couldn't be changed without restarting the WM), and some odds and ends related to desktop compatibility standards.

      Most people wouldn't give it a second look, since it doesn't include a desktop shell, a bar style applet menu, etc, however it has a lot of handy features that for me make up for that:
      Proper workspace handling built-in, including multiscreen support.
      Automatic restart on crash. (Awesome feature, but does occasionally lose history regarding what windows were on what workspace.)
      Autostart of windows and placement onto previously available workspaces (Pretty much every WM/DE tries to do this now, but many still regularly fail).
      Fast, and small footprint. (Seriously, it'll still run on a Pentium 90 with 64 megs of ram, and leave you plenty for any app that isn't bloated.)
      Quick task and workspace switching. (Even faster than Xfce, which is much faster compared to some of the alternatives.)
      Basically no external dependancies beyond X and truetype.
      Available as a package on almost every Distro with no major changes in features or functionality (beyond some menu restructuring, which if you already have a menu file, won't change.)

      While most people scoff at it, it's helped me stay productive on basically every linux and unix machine I've ran with a GUI, and allowed me to keep from becoming infuriated by the constantly changing and often bloated DEs that would otherwise render my elderly systems worthless when attempting a distro upgrade. I used it to keep a redhat install usable until gnome 2 came out, and again to keep a SuSE install running smooth after either kde4 came out and caused the system to grind to a halt (not even due to memory usage, but due to lack of gpu acceleration, which was required by default, even if the hardware obviously couldn't handle it.)

      If Xfce isn't quite working for you, check out WindowMaker. It's helped my productivity and it might help yours as well :)

    10. Re:So what? by mrbester · · Score: 1

      The problem is that to emulate the three year old (everybody can learn, just at different rates) we have to pull a Willow: "Forget what you know, or think you know". That's *hard*. A lot harder than never having known.

      Three year olds suck at unlearning just as much as an adult. Probably more, as they can't rationalise the need to do so.

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    11. Re:So what? by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      My example is not like yours. Games could run on linux, or any other OS. I am talking about fundamental design type stuff.

    12. Re:So what? by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      That is the real answer. The common excuse of "I don't understand computers", while valid in 1980 is no longer a valid excuse, and the "Metro is hard to understand" is just another version of that. For normal users, any inability to be able to learn how to use their computer is strictly an issue of willingness.

    13. Re:So what? by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      Probably about as well as most adults.

    14. Re:So what? by Mashdar · · Score: 1

      Personally, I just installed gnome desktop. Unity seemed to love putting a giant bar in the middle of my two monitors, no matter what I did :)

    15. Re:So what? by Mashdar · · Score: 1

      Though, I guess Microsoft goes out of their way to burn bridges (*ahem* ribbons)... Doubtful they will ever implement a desktop mode? And I find third-party modification of Windows a little scarier than adding a new window manager to an Xorg box.

    16. Re:So what? by cbhacking · · Score: 2

      So, don't use the "Metro" stuff. It's really, really easy not to... just run in the desktop! You know, like you have been doing for years. Yes, your screen will look funny during the fraction of a second between when you hit the Start button and when you hit Enter after typing the first few characters of the program you want to run. Whoop-de-do.

      Win8 actually offers some improvements specifically for multi-monitor systems. Things like extending the taskbar across all monitors, and showing the taskbar buttons for running programs on the monitor that they're running on. With that much space, you shouldn't even need to open Start for even a second; you can just pin *all* the programs that you use in any given month (if you really, *really* want to avoid looking at the new Start screen).

      Funny how, in all this ranting and wailing and gnashing of teeth, *all* of which is centered on "the new UI", you never hear anybody talk about things like improved multi-monitor support. Obviously, that's not a tablet-oriented feature. Contrary to /. popular optinion, Win8 is actually useful and intended for use on things other than tablets!

      You'd never know it to read the discussions on Win8 around here, though...

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    17. Re:So what? by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      What situation do you mean?
      Nvidia driver seems to work fine for me.
      From what I have seen L4D2 runs pretty well, or is that too old?

      I am not arguing about what features you or I or anyone else need, but basic design principles. Like you might not know enough to care that windows lacks proper package management, but that does not mean that it is not a serious failing.

    18. Re:So what? by xs650 · · Score: 1

      So, don't use the "Metro" stuff. It's really, really easy not to... just run in the desktop! You know, like you have been doing for years.

      It's amazingly easy, just stick with 7 and you don't even have to turn Metro off. For the desktop and serious laptop, 8 is a solution in search of a problem.

    19. Re:So what? by WhoBeDaPlaya · · Score: 1

      For those of us using UltraMon, the "smart taskbar" thing is OLD NEWS!

    20. Re:So what? by cbhacking · · Score: 1

      I've been using Win8 for over a year (MSDN access) so yes, I absolutely have used it.

      So what if there's no actual button called "Start"? The same corner of the screen still works, if you're using a mouse, and the same keyboard key still works. As I said above, if you use the search interface, you'll "see" the Metro-style Start screen for a fraction of a second. It's completely irrelevant.

      "Start menu folders with items underneath..." what is this, 1995? I literally don't remember the last time I opened a Start menu folder. It probably happened some time in 2012, but I can't recall it. Start search is the future (for that matter, Start search was the present... 6 years ago). I used to maintain elaborately organized Start menu hierarchies. I also used to restart Windows when changing screen resolutions. The world has moved on!

      Computer Management can be launched from the Start search, or from Windows Explorer (no need to use Start at all!) For there, you can use Local Users and Groups to add new users, change passwords, whatever. I have tried it. I suspect you're the one who hasn't... or at least, you have no clue how to do Windows computer administration (you can also do it from the command line, for that matter).

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    21. Re:So what? by cbhacking · · Score: 1

      Unless you want an OS that supports memory page combining. Or Client Hyper-V. Or built-in ISO mounting. Or user sync across Windows Live (for non-domain accounts, obviously). Or the various improvements to things like the file operations dialogs, Task Manager, and so on. Or the new backup tools. Or the system reset function (do what amounts to a wipe-and-re-install of the OS in minutes, optionally preserving user data). Or the ability to limit background data usage (intended for cellular data connections, but useful for anybody on a metered link). Or any of the various other non-"Metro" features of Win8.

      Seriously, stop acting as though "Metro" is the be-all and end-all of Win8. There's a lot more to it than that; in addition to a slew of desktop improvements, the actual *operating system* portion of it has been substantially improved.

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    22. Re:So what? by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      I have no windows machines. I have no interest in having any.

      I do not have any gaming-only machines either. I have one workstation I occasionally game on using a mix of native games and WINE. It only has a GTX460, a phenom 2 and a SSD. I will probably build a better machine if the Steam for linux thing takes off. As I use the closed Nvidia driver I am no where near Stallman.

  5. You have to be kidding. by Cwix · · Score: 4, Insightful

    LMAO

    So because a 3 year old can use the playskool interface the rest of us should suck it up? Dear Adam, no one gives a flying shit about you or your kid.

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    1. Re:You have to be kidding. by Compaqt · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I will very much believe his son can handle Windows 8. But all he's doing is opening up a movie or a game. He's not using the computer in the same way people do at the office juggling all sorts of stuff simultaneously.

      So the question is not: Can people use Win8.

      It is: Can people be productive with Win8.

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    2. Re:You have to be kidding. by Zocalo · · Score: 1

      Pretty much my first thought too. Any chump can pick up the basics of a new UI, which is just as well for the manufacturers of all these touch-enabled phone, tablets and other devices, otherwise we'd still be stuck prodding at menus with a fiddly little stylus that is far too small to be comfortable. This kind of thing completely misses the point about why people are reluctant to embrace change in new software deployment.

      IT staff tend to dislike upgrades/new versions because they often have to figure out how to push an install out to hundreds of users or more, all the while trying to keep downtime to a minimum, ensuring that all the legacy applications still work and that there are no policy or network share breakages. IT users in general, including the IT staff, tend to dislike it because they will have to relearn how to do things that they could previously do without thinking; a very useful ability when you are under pressure. Even simple little things, like the switch from "Shift-DEL / Shift-INS" to "Ctrl-X / Ctrl-V" for cut and paste, can become a major pain until you get used to them and retrain the muscle memories. Neither of those issues are addressed by a three year old, or any-other-year old for that matter, being able to pick up the fundamentals of a new UI in a matter of hours.

      Now, if the three year old had managed to figured out a solution to even some of the problems behind people's reluctance to upgrade, even accidentally, then I'd be genuinely interested in Windows 8, not to mention that it would probably also become the biggest hit Microsoft has ever had.

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    3. Re:You have to be kidding. by Kupfernigk · · Score: 4, Funny
      I am over 60 and yes, I do know what a static IP is. You, however, apparently don't know what a straw man argument is. Hint: how long has IP been around now? Possibly from before you were born.

      I don't need to ask you to get off my lawn, the dog does that.

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    4. Re:You have to be kidding. by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Even simple little things, like the switch from "Shift-DEL / Shift-INS" to "Ctrl-X / Ctrl-V" for cut and paste, can become a major pain until you get used to them and retrain the muscle memories.

      And further, the IT staff have to juggle all implementations. I juggle Windows/Mac/Linux in my job, so every once in a while I attempt to change to the last used GUI window by typing ctrl-a ctrl-a (a screen convention), or copy from a Mac GUI or Linux terminal using ctrl-c. Those little differences slow me down, but they would be enough to totally screw with some business people's heads. We all know people where we work who break down if an icon disappears from their desktop (bonus points if they created it in the first place). Changing an interface for the sake of change is a net loss of productivity.

    5. Re:You have to be kidding. by vux984 · · Score: 1

      I will very much believe his son can handle Windows 8. But all he's doing is opening up a movie or a game. He's not using the computer in the same way people do at the office juggling all sorts of stuff simultaneously.

      Who are these highly productive people at the office juggling all sorts of stuff simultaneously that won't be able to cope with clicking the desktop tile once they login or mastering a slightly different start menu?

    6. Re:You have to be kidding. by ImprovOmega · · Score: 1

      Ctrl-INS / Shift-DEL / Shift-INS *still work* (Windows 7) and I use them instead of the ctrl-c / ctrl-x /ctrl-v combos because when I try to use the ctrl combos I hit ctrl-c instead of ctrl-v and have to reacquire my text. The old school way is much easier to do without looking and less error prone (for me at least).

      Now get off my lawn.

    7. Re:You have to be kidding. by ancientt · · Score: 1

      Good point, but I think that is only a minor one among several:

      1. Are most more productive and significantly enough to make up for the relearning?
      2. Will this get enough use that hardware and software manufacturers conform to Microsoft's new methods?
      3. Will MS get enough sales that it won't be abandoned like Vista was?
      4. Will this move enough users to SAAS to make MS a cloud contender?
      5. Will One UI To Rule Them All be enough to give MS back a phone/tablet market?
      6. Can MS ever catch up in the App market if Win8 tanks?
      7. Is the Surface the new Zune?
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    8. Re:You have to be kidding. by Holmwood · · Score: 1

      Old school? Control-V for paste dates back to the 1960's (Butler Lampson's QED editor), and those fancy new-fangled PC keyboards with INS and DEL on them date to the 1980's.

      Personally I find the control combos a lot easier since I've used them longer and they at least are in a relatively consistent place, keyboard to keyboard, whereas INS, DEL can be pretty much anywhere, and are often invoked through some strange combination of key presses.

      Now get off my lawn young whipper-snapper!

    9. Re:You have to be kidding. by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      ...Same as all the parents who brag to me that their three-year-old is so clever that he/she can use the iPad. Amazing!

      If Apple's next operating system contains a shitty redesign of the UI, and people point to 3 year olds being able to use it as lame deflection, it will be. Until then it's a lame false equivalency....

  6. Buy Windows 8 if you have half a brain by Freddybear · · Score: 1

    Gee, this really makes me want to upgrade right away.

  7. Usual stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    "Any headline which ends in a question mark can be answered by the word no"

  8. They Can but shouldnt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Can windows XP and windows 7 users transition to the Win 8 UI?
    Yes, probably
    Should they have to, to further Microsofts device ambitions?
    No absolutely not!
    Is it a good idea from a usability perspective
    No absolutely not!

  9. The comparison is not fair by byrtolet · · Score: 1

    It might be not that hard to learn the new UI. It is probably hard to unlearn the old one. And with years it gets harder and harder to learn new things and to change the old habits.

  10. Yeah! by ratnerstar · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Millions of children in China learn Chinese every year, without even really trying! And you think it's so difficult ... it must be because Chinese is incredibly easy to learn and you're just stupider than a baby.

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    1. Re:Yeah! by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      In the specific case of natural languages, most of us are...

    2. Re:Yeah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Pedantic, but that kind of reinforces his point: Chinese toddlers learn two languages and most American adults only know one.

    3. Re:Yeah! by stoev · · Score: 1

      Even chimps are better than humans in certain memory tests. Does it mean chimps will be better rocket scientists? Maybe Win8 is made for chimps? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJAH4ZJBiN8

    4. Re:Yeah! by krammit · · Score: 1

      Hell, I was in Japan a few years ago and there were dogs there that seemed to understand Japanese! Me, can't speak a word of it. They got some smart dogs over there, let me tell you.

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    5. Re:Yeah! by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      If you were dropped into an all Chinese speaking country, and had 1, 2 or more people who would be with you 24/7, constantly trying to teach you the language, you would likely learn it faster than a small child.

    6. Re:Yeah! by 0111+1110 · · Score: 1

      Well it depends what you mean by "learn". It might take a child 7 years or more to learn their language properly. If you had 1 or 2 tutors who lived with you for 7 years and were constantly teaching you, well, it would depend on how intelligent you were I suppose, and how good your memory is. Those tones are tough though. Just distinguishing them let alone making them.

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    7. Re:Yeah! by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      That is my point. I think that children do not learn languages faster. They just have better resources, and a greater imperative to learn the language.

  11. Very old three year old? by bjackson1 · · Score: 1

    I don't think the complaint is that the Windows 8 interface is hard to learn, it seems pretty simplistic. The argument that the user experience of Windows has been more-or-less consistent since Windows 95. Unlearning 15+ years of an interface is difficult for anyone, but giving a three year old something that is new for him at a time in his life when learning isn't an exception it's the absolute norm is not a valid test for the hypothesis concerning the general public adoption of Windows 8.

    1. Re:Very old three year old? by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      The other issue with the "give it to a 3 year old for 10 minutes" test, in addition to the 'unlearning' piece, is that it only measures the slope of the first tiny bit of the learning curve. What people who actually use computers(or who have to do actual work with them) really care about is whether the interface makes them more powerful and efficient in exchange for a modicum of skill.

    2. Re:Very old three year old? by richg74 · · Score: 1

      Exactly. The potential problem is not that people can't learn the interface formerly known as Metro, it's that they won't. Moving to a new OS version is almost certain to involve some difficulties, and getting around these is not made any easier by having a user mutiny at the same time. From the user's point of view, forcing a change amounts to taking away something that works (yes, it may have its quirks, but they have learned them), and putting in its place something else that is at least somewhat puzzling, without offering any significant initial advantage.

    3. Re:Very old three year old? by makomk · · Score: 1

      Possibly even before Windows 95. For instance the next time you need to close a window try double-clicking the icon in the top left. That feature was included in Windows solely to smooth the transition for Windows 3.1 users who were used to doing it that way, along with of fully-working versions of the Windows 3.1-style Program Manager and File Manager.

  12. Stupid stupid stupid by Chrisq · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It departments here it all the time: "why can't you just upgrade to Windows 8, my 12-year old kid did that to our laptop". Did the 12-year old kid have to cope with ensuring all applications are in support, the money for the database upgrade has been deferred a year, and the Finance department are using an ancient app that needs a replacement researched? Whould their kid e fired for saying "dad the PCs not working after the upgrade"? I hate articles like this

  13. Three year old prodigy? by NorthWestFLNative · · Score: 1

    Sounds like the 3 year old in question is either a prodigy, or someone is exaggerating. Most 3 year old children don't know how to read to be able to use a computer. The child is either a prodigy who can read by the age of 3, or they are associating pictures they're used to seeing on a tablet to get to their games. They don't use a computer like an adult for all the same purposes. He or she simply wants to get to a game to play.

    1. Re:Three year old prodigy? by rjr162 · · Score: 1

      Hate to tell you but you're wrong there. Plus, with the tiles in Windows 8 it would be even easier as the kids have visual clues.

      For example, my son is two and a half years old. Give him an iPad, iPhone, or Android device and he will be working it in no time. My wife has an older Fascinate, I had a Galaxy S gt-i9000 (which I gave to him to play games on), I now have a Galaxy S III gt-i9300, and also an iPad.

      Each of them have a different way of unlocking them. The wife had set hers up with the puzzle piece so our son wouldn't mess with her phone. That took him all of about 10 seconds to figure out the first time he got his hands on it after she had set that up. The other devices he unlocks and gets on just as easy. Even if they're powered down he knows how to power them up.

      Also, he's VERY good at knowing which icons are games and which are not. I'm talking scary good. He also knows when you're sitting at an option screen what the "Okay", "Next", text says even though he can't read yet, and also knows what a right arrow means vs a left arrow at those options screens.

      This is stuff he's been doing since before he was 2. Heck, he was playing around in Alice 3 making things grow and shrink (that involved a little help from me but not much at all).

      The funniest story I have is I left him at his grandparents (my mother-in-law's place) with the iPad. When I dropped him off I jokingly told him "you should call daddy today while he's at work". I shit you not, he fired up ooVoo and video dialed me (I'm the only contact on the iPad but still the fact he figured that all out). It confused the shit out of the mother-in-law as she was sitting near him watching TV and keeping an eye on him and the next thing you know I show up on the iPad.

      Anyhow, I think you need to give kids a bit more credit. Just because they may not yet be able to do something (read) doesn't mean they can't figure out another way of accomplishing the same task (visual recognition, etc).

      I know sure as hell that my son can and does.. hell he taught me something I never knew. I first played clowns on the C64 when I was around 8 or so (I don't really recall the exact age), and always followed the instructions on the screen.. Press F1 for 1 player or F3 for 2, and press F1 to start. Hell, he gets on there, flips the C64 on, presses F1 maybe ONCE as he figured out if you press the orange button on the paddle it will ALSO put it into single player, and press again to start the game. I *NEVER* knew that.

    2. Re:Three year old prodigy? by RazorSharp · · Score: 1

      You probably should have reread that post a bit more slowly before ranting about how the OP is wrong and boasting about your snot-nosed kid. He meant that a three year old isn't capable of using a computer in the same manner as an adult. A three year old isn't capable of understanding most of the things I do with my computer, let alone do them. Just because a three year old can do some things with a computer doesn't mean a three year old can use a computer.

      I know parents never miss an opportunity to boast about their children, but come on. . .

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    3. Re:Three year old prodigy? by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      Most adults don't do much if any more than rjr162's son on a computer. The fact that you do more puts you in the minority, and just because someone doesn't use their computer for the same things as you doesn't mean that they are not using the computer. I know that you like to boast about your snot-nosed self, but that doesn't mean that you use a computer in the same manner as the vast majority of adults.

    4. Re:Three year old prodigy? by RazorSharp · · Score: 1

      So you're saying the vast majority of adults don't read when using their computer? I wasn't talking about setting up a mysql database using just a terminal or writing code in emacs or anything like that. I sincerely doubt that most people who use computers never READ - whether they're setting up a desktop wallpaper or using Facebook or organizing their music library, they're reading, something that little kid can't do unless he's a such a genius his father should probably have him doing something much more productive than playing games on Windows 8.

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    5. Re:Three year old prodigy? by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      Lots of kids can read at three. Mine had no problem. Just because your children couldn't read until they were 5 or 6 doesn't mean that others can't. If his kid is a genius, playing games on Windows 8 is a perfectly fine activity. Just because a kid is smart is no reason to crush the child out of them.

  14. Don't know what the fuss is about by Big+Hairy+Ian · · Score: 2

    There are 3yr olds who are adept at linux/apple/andriod. Also MS appear to have finally trimmed some of the fat for a change as W8 has a much smaller footprint than its recent predecessors and is considerably faster its just the cludgy replacement for the start menu that's got everyone pissing!

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    1. Re:Don't know what the fuss is about by Ironhandx · · Score: 2

      The OS itself is a HUGE upgrade. Its this stupid Metro shit thats got everyone bitching.

    2. Re:Don't know what the fuss is about by tgd · · Score: 1

      There are 3yr olds who are adept at linux/apple/andriod. Also MS appear to have finally trimmed some of the fat for a change as W8 has a much smaller footprint than its recent predecessors and is considerably faster its just the cludgy replacement for the start menu that's got everyone pissing!

      Its anti-Microsoft hate on Slashdot and bloggers looking for eyeballs. Most people haven't seen or used it yet, and it seems half the people griping about it who claimed to have used it are really just repeating things they saw on a video, and haven't actually gotten hands on it. The funniest are the people who are complaining about the UI being too touch or mouse centric, when the number of hotkeys available to do things in Win8 is far higher than Win7. Its a much easier OS to use from just a keyboard.

    3. Re:Don't know what the fuss is about by bmo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      and it seems half the people griping about it who claimed to have used it are really just repeating things they saw on a video, and haven't actually gotten hands on it.

      Hi. I'm one of those people who have been dicking around with Windows 8 since within hours of the Developer Preview release.

      I personally hate it. I will explain below.

      >The funniest are the people who are complaining about the UI being too touch or mouse centric,

      See, this is where you are wrong. It's not mouse centric.

      Metro/ModernUI/Whatever they are calling it now is touch-centric and mouse navigation of it is full-retard. Because naturally all of us are supposed to want to reach out and swipe our greasy fingers on 24 inch monitors. sneer

      Touchscreens are not new. They've been around for decades and the only places they took off were things like factory floor automation and data collection, POS systems, and portable devices, where a mouse and keyboard are either a drawback, wouldn't survive the environment, or are too bulky for portability. They never took off on the desktop, because using one for 8 hours at a desk is crap. Usability after usability study has come out and proved this tiime and again, yet Microsoft believes that the future belongs to touch on the desktop, as if the Mission Impossible fictional UI wasn't total bullshit. To top it off, Metro/Modern takes visual cues and defenestrates them nearly completely - everything is a hot corner or a key macro and the idea of the window is deprecated, even on large displays where there is plenty of room for floating windows and visual cues. Metro is like living in the land that time forgot of TSR task switchers and fullscreen-only programs.

      Microsoft went from "we'll use the desktop metaphor for everything, including handhelds" to "we'll use a mobile device touchscreen paradigm for everything including desktops" and both ideas are crap because they ignore the fact that people use different sized formats and devices in different ways. They are still chasing after the completely fictional universal interface much like your lunatic friend who keeps trying to invent perpetual motion machines in his garage. It honestly boggles my mind.

      Things like this video are a troll. They do not represent how regular users interact with desktop systems. It is there to imply that everyone who hates metro is dumber than a 3 year old, which frankly par for the course from Softie shills. Softie shills have this unfortunate habit of calling people with criticism of metro "luddites" or "stupid" or "afraid of change." It's an insult. It's much like the top-down thinking from the Gnome devs when they got negative feedback from users. It does nothing but piss people off. It certainly makes me more resolved in my hate for W8 and what the metro interface represents.

      And lastly, if you design an interface for 3 year olds and idiots, only 3 year olds and idiots are going to like it. Welcome to the Idiocracy interface.

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    4. Re:Don't know what the fuss is about by PlusFiveTroll · · Score: 2

      It's not only a OS that's much easier to use from a keyboard, it's almost one you HAVE to use from the keyboard, if you want to get things done as quickly.

      The W7 start menu took a lot less mouse movement to get to what you need. Click the left hand corner, go up if your app is already in the list, mouse over all programs and find it if it's not.

      W8 starts in the left hand corner edge, somewhere on any point of the screen is your icon, if it is not, you must right click, go the the RIGHT side of the screen and click all apps, now that all apps are showing you have to find your app, which may be back on the left side of the screen. It's like a race to see how much mileage I can put on my cursor. If you want to get it done quickly Win+W or Win+R are needed.

      This isn't anti-microsoft hate, I like W7 just fine. And Yes, I've been using W8 for some time now, and have the enterprise evaluation running right now.

      Windows 8 is a good OS overshadowed by a poor interface that unnecessarily creates more steps and gets in the way when unneeded on a desktop computer.

    5. Re:Don't know what the fuss is about by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      And lastly, if you design an interface for 3 year olds and idiots, only 3 year olds and idiots are going to like it. Welcome to the Idiocracy interface.

      Aw, but but but... It's got what plants crave!

      It's got the Windows App Store!!!

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    6. Re:Don't know what the fuss is about by tgd · · Score: 1

      Your comment is horse shit. I am the manager of IT services for a school board and we have had access to windows 8 for some time now. We have installed and tested it. Our comments are the same because we experienced the same issues. That is wonderful that you can use short cuts, many of our teachers do not.

      Quite the impressive CV you've got there ... If the rest of the faculty share your stunning levels of critical thinking ability, I think I've identified the source of the problem there.

    7. Re:Don't know what the fuss is about by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      And if that was his only argument, you'd have a great point....except for the butthurt rage, of course.

  15. Ideal benchmark by beebware · · Score: 2

    A kid is exactly the benchmark we should be using for this. After all, a 3 year old is exactly the target market: they are the people using computers all day long in banks, call centers, offices etc where you don't need to worry about getting the software to do what you want in the manner you need it to: i.e. make your job easier.

    1. Re:Ideal benchmark by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      A kid is exactly the benchmark we should be using for this. After all, a 3 year old is exactly the target market: they are the people using computers all day long in banks, call centers, offices etc where you don't need to worry about getting the software to do what you want in the manner you need it to: i.e. make your job easier.

      We'll just turn all that stuff over to the three year olds, and the rest of us can retire.

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      Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
  16. Ribbon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I still don't know anyone who knows how to use the ribbon.

    1. Re:Ribbon by RazorSharp · · Score: 1

      I still don't know anyone who knows how to use the ribbon.

      On the plus side, the ribbon got me to finally learn the Windows hotkeys I never took the time to memorize before it came out.

      --
      "From the depths of my skeptical and rationalist soul, I ask the Lord to protect me from California touchie-feeliedom."
    2. Re:Ribbon by stooo · · Score: 1

      >> On the plus side, the ribbon got me to finally learn the Windows hotkeys

      On the good side, it made a lot of people switch to libreoffice.

      --
      aaaaaaa
  17. I hope I am wrong by dizzy8578 · · Score: 5, Informative

    But I suspect win8 will continue the pattern of hiding useful menus and dialog boxes under more and more layers of what I consider obfuscated crap eye candy. My primary goal when using a computer is to get it back to functioning normally or at least how the client thinks is normally.

    Each iteration of windows has placed more and more "purty" screens in front of the administrative tools and log files I usually need to fix something.

    I will buy Win8 next week but mainly because I need to find where they have hidden the useful stuff before people start to bring the broken/mis-configured/AIO-printer install from hell, POS systems to me to fix or at least save their data/mail file from the only cost effective method of repair left open to the end user ie: (nuke it from orbit and reload)

    --
    *"Cogito Ergo Liberalis"*
    1. Re:I hope I am wrong by PlusFiveTroll · · Score: 2

      Don't buy it. You can use the enterprise evaluation for 90 at no cost.

      http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/evalcenter/jj554510.aspx

      And you're right, the 'metro' screen is another pretty screen in front of what you need. After taking years of getting the start menu to behave like regular folders and shortcuts, Microsoft again has broke it so your desktop looks like a phone : /

    2. Re:I hope I am wrong by dizzy8578 · · Score: 1

      I quit my favorite mmo years ago when MS bought it and required a "passport" login. I have refused to create a "live" account or a hotmail account or a windows account of any kind since I live in Seattle and know some of the jerkoffs that have access to that account info.

      I will buy one and refuse to register it just like I have since the days of dos 3.

      --
      *"Cogito Ergo Liberalis"*
    3. Re:I hope I am wrong by cbhacking · · Score: 1

      The sad thing is, both you and the parent are completely wrong. It took *far* longer to get to that kind of stuff in XP than it does in Vista, Win7, or Win8, because the NT6.x versions have an instant search. I can hit the Windows key, type "eve", and hit Enter, in well under a second... and behold, the Event Viewer launches! Additionally, the Resource Monitor in Win7 (Win + "reso" + Enter) is *very* useful for figuring out what is slowing a system down, or thrashing the disk, or other things like that. It can also do things like suspend processes, which previously required third-party software. I still install the sysinternals tools, but I use them a lot less than I used to.

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      There's no place I could be, since I've found Serenity...
  18. Power users are the worst user by Tei · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Because have learned how something is done, but not why, and refuse to learn a different way that perhaps is better ( or just new ).

    --

    -Woof woof woof!

    1. Re:Power users are the worst user by PlusFiveTroll · · Score: 1

      I'm a power user, sysadmin, and many other things. I learned how to use Macs, iOS, Android, many different Linux interfaces. I've used from DOS 5 and up and just about every version of Windows you can imagine. I can't say I refuse to learn anything.

      I'd have to say that Microsoft has the biggest issue with 'why'. If you want to learn about why I'd study the history of Apple UI design. They are so much better at it that Microsoft ends up in court copying their ideas every few years.

      Metro is a poor desktop interface. It does not meet the needs of a multitasking environment. It actively interrupts workflow. It requires more steps or more 'travel time' to get the same task done compared to previous versions. It hides important information without any visual identifiers on how to reveal it. When you edit the metro screen it gives poor visual indicators of what is occurring or that you are in editing mode.

      Metro is not designed for the desktop, it is not better for the desktop, it is not about the desktop. This is about tablets and phones, desktop be damned.

      Don't get me wrong, there is a lot to like about Windows 8, but the take over an entire screen interface is not one of them.

    2. Re:Power users are the worst user by RazorSharp · · Score: 1

      Because have learned how something is done, but not why, and refuse to learn a different way that perhaps is better ( or just new ).

      While that may be true, it's pretty irrelevant to Windows 8.

      Also, dogs are actually the worst users because every once in a while their paws hit just the right assortment of random keys to almost make a grammatically correct sentence and post it on slashdot.

      --
      "From the depths of my skeptical and rationalist soul, I ask the Lord to protect me from California touchie-feeliedom."
    3. Re:Power users are the worst user by ImprovOmega · · Score: 1

      Look, as a sysadmin I can tell you that it isn't just "change" that makes me dislike Windows 8. Setting this thing up for a user's desktop is a grade-A class 1 pain in the ass. I finally got an image that at *least* keeps all the standard shortcuts and displays them in Metro across all profile, but if I install something else it doesn't show up at all until I get the user logged in and step them through how to sticky it in the Metro list. And the only way to do that for them is in the base image when you sysprep it.

      Now, yes, people can figure out how to sticky their apps, but it's a retraining issue and it just flat out gets in the way of them doing their job. If they'd just kept the damn start menu I wouldn't be complaining (even if it needed a reg-hack to enable), but instead they're forcing this cruft down our throats, and as enterprise users we don't appreciate it.

      For the home user it's actually pretty close to ideal. You can spend most of your time in "tablet mode" and sit their consuming content and writing the occasional document or Facebook update. You don't need anything remotely related to added complexity. Fine. And Microsoft's overarching goal of getting people used to the UI so they'll be more apt to buy a WinPhone? Sure, I get it. But alienating corporate customers in the process? That's just shooting yourself in the foot. At least the Enterprise Edition should have a more serious interface.

    4. Re:Power users are the worst user by dinfinity · · Score: 1

      I'm a power user, sysadmin, and many other things. I learned how to use Macs, iOS, Android, many different Linux interfaces. I've used from DOS 5 and up and just about every version of Windows you can imagine. I can't say I refuse to learn anything.

      I'd like to second this. In fact, I think I all the power users I know see learning a new interface as a challenge they'll gladly accept. Most will even show off their knowledge by mentioning the more obscure things they have learnt, albeit scoldingly if they dislike the implementation.

      They will also, whilst using the new interface, regularly comment on how ridiculous, stupid, counterintuitive or awesome (Eclipse option filtering!) certain features are and how the same action is oppositely so in some of the many other interfaces they have used.

      Power users may generally be blind to how confusing complex interfaces are to less able users, but they are certainly not 'just set in their ways' when they comment on the usability of an interface. After all, they have a lot of experience with interfaces.

    5. Re:Power users are the worst user by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      That's a quality Ttuesday comment if ever I saw one. Kudos sir.

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      Jesus was all right but his disciples were thick and ordinary. -John Lennon
  19. Windows 8 is for toys by jkrise · · Score: 3, Insightful

    for grown up men who wish to get serious work done, you know.... like coding, making things happen; Windows XP and Linux distros are the thing.

    Balls to Ballmer... he can go play with his dolls.

    --
    If you keep throwing chairs, one day you'll break windows....
    1. Re:Windows 8 is for toys by glassware · · Score: 1

      I used to feel that way, until I did some performance tests on our network and realized how much faster the networking stack is in Windows Vista/7/8. They replaced the old file sharing protocol with a completely new one that is optimized for gigabit networks. Once I realized how significant the difference was, I upgraded our entire office as fast as I could.

  20. So it may be true... by Blinkin1200 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Fisher - Price called, they want their UI back.

  21. was he productive? by pesho · · Score: 1

    Was his 3yr old doing something productive? What previously learned skills and software had his son to give up to make the transition from windows 2K/XP/7 to windows 8? Adam Desrosier is completely missing to central point of the windows 8 critiques, that is that an OS should stay out of the way and have a consistent user interface. Windows 8 break both of these with the introduction of radically new interface while keeping the "classic" view for the part of the software.

  22. Your kid can use Windows 8? by Voxarp · · Score: 1

    Well my dog can shit outside, doesn't mean I need to as well.

    1. Re:Your kid can use Windows 8? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Don't knock it.

      I find myself needing to clean the bathroom much less frequently.

    2. Re:Your kid can use Windows 8? by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Shitting outside is fine if you're using your phone. But I'm not taking my desktop outside while I shit!

      --
      Slow down, cowboy! It has been 4 hours since you last posted. You must wait another few hours.
  23. Great by ledow · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Now get him to go into the network device settings and disable TCP offloading. Or change the IP. Or remove a rogue program from the context menu when you right-click files.

    Whoops. Maybe that analogy doesn't seem so close now, does it?

    Sure a 3-year-old can "use" the OS to do everything a 3 year old might want to do. But how easy is it for a parent to configure so that that 3-year-old CAN'T do things (e.g. get on the Internet in any way, shape or form, but be on the wireless so he can print out his work?), or for someone to set it up so that even the most genius 3-year-old + parent helping can't modify the settings you don't want modified (so that the staff member who brings their kid into school and let's them "just play" on the laptop can't run off and mess up their computer?)

    That's an ENTIRELY different question. And something a 3-year-old can't do, and probably never will be able to do, on a Windows 8 PC.

    My complaint with Windows 8 is not the lack of ability for a newbie to do things. It's the exact opposite. A lack of ability for a SKILLED IT USER to do things, and also a lack of ability to STOP a newbie doing things that are hard to undo for them (A show of hands: How many network admin's usual policy is to just delete the network profile of a user having trouble when the hardware is working fine and let it recreate itself?)

    1. Re:Great by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      Now get him to go into the network device settings and disable TCP offloading. Or change the IP. Or remove a rogue program from the context menu when you right-click files.

      There are outside the ability of 99% of all Windows users. Whether Metro is good or bad, it is silly to suggest that MS develop their OS for 1% of the users instead of 99%.

    2. Re:Great by cbhacking · · Score: 1

      Shell extensions that cause menu entries on right-click are, I bleieve, controlled from the registry. WindowsKey + "reg" + Enter, and you're in regedit.

      Changing the IP is almost exactly the same as in Win7 as well; you can either do it from the command line using netsh (Win + "cmd" + Enter to start cmd.exe, or you can Win+R for the Run dialog and type the netsh command directly) or you can do it from the GUI (from the Desktop, exactly as in Win7. From the Start screen, type "view net", press down twice or click on Settings, then click "View Network Connections" or highlight it using the arrow keys and hit Enter).

      I'm not even a "network admin" except of my home network, but I can tell you how to set up the Windows firewall (Start + "firew" + Enter) to prevent access to any machine off the local subnet. As for preventing settings modification, just give them a limited user account and don't give them the admin password, and you'll probably be fine. If the default ACLs aren't sufficiently restrictive, you can modify them.

      Seriously, Win8 is almost identical to Win7 in terms of admin control. If you'd actually tried (and were competent to do any admin work at all) you'd know this already. No, the 3 year old wouldn't be doing that kind of thing, but they also probably wouldn't be saying it can't be done, either. Is the "SKILLED IT USER" who falsely believes something to be impossible actually more skilled than the 3-year-old who has no reason to try? Neither of you can do it, but the three your old doesn't make idiotic posts on /. to showcase his ineptitude.

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      There's no place I could be, since I've found Serenity...
  24. Bill Gates.. by Drathos · · Score: 2

    .. says it's "unbelievably great?"

    You, know what? He's right. I don't believe it.

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    End of line..
  25. Still a bad interface for desktops by wulfhere · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I don't think anybody is saying that Windows 8 is going to be completely unusable. This kid is obviously getting coaching from his parent. I'm sure anyone can be taught to use the OS. I'm also sure that they won't complain if they've never used anything different. That doesn't mean that Windows 8 contains any worthwhile changes.

    The fundamental problem is that they are trying to shoehorn a single operating system into two very different user experiences. Touch-screen based systems tend to have small screens, and they NEED large icons/menus so your finger can accurately select what you are to get to. Mouse-based systems allow for very precise selection, and because of that, they should be maximizing the amount of information that you have access to while MINIMIZING the number of clicks it takes to get there.

    Oh, and insulting me is surely not the best way to convince me that Windows 8 is great. I'm not going to buy an operating system based on a dare.

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    -- Sent from a computer.
  26. What really going on .... (?) by Alien54 · · Score: 1

    is the latest phase in Microsoft's search for the one true interface.

    maybe they should learn something from Malcolm Gladwell when he talks about spaghetti sauce.

    http://www.ted.com/talks/malcolm_gladwell_on_spaghetti_sauce.html

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    "It is a greater offense to steal men's labor, than their clothes"
    1. Re:What really going on .... (?) by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 1

      Us Malcolm's Gladwell's hair as the model for a new UI?

  27. XCom: Enemy Unknown by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 5, Interesting

    XCom: Enemy Unknown has a 3D main interface where you can go to the seperate areas, with a fly animation zooming in on the sub sections of your base.

    Nice the first time, meh the second, the 1000th time you scream and rage at your monitor and hurl the cat out the window.

    Newbie friendly is a great market because you never run out of newbies but the moment a newbie has grown beyond the need for a newbie interface, you lost him forever.

    There isn't much repeat business in the training wheel market.

    W8 is MS Bob all over again. For older people like me, the desktop is like my toes, haven't seen it in decades. I startup the applications I need automatically and never even minimize them, the desktop could display my golden ticket to nirvana and I will never ever see it.

    W8 to me adds just cruft I don't need or want and that increasingly seems to desire to get in the way. I don't use active desktop, widgets or gadgets (98, Vista and W7). The desktop has one use, to stop my applications from falling into the monitor.

    I need a start menu to groups application, a taskbar to switch and that is it. End of fucking story.

    And trying to sell me on something new because a 3yr old likes it... 3yr olds also like teletubbies, boogers and the word poop. poop... POOP! eheh POOP!!!

    --

    MMO Quests are like orgasms:

    You may solo them, I prefer them in a group.

    1. Re:XCom: Enemy Unknown by Larry_Dillon · · Score: 1

      "There isn't much repeat business in the training wheel market."

      --Brilliant

      Where are my mod points from yesterday???

      --
      Competition Good, Monopoly Bad.
    2. Re:XCom: Enemy Unknown by Belial6 · · Score: 1
      Whether I agree with you or not is totally irrelevant. This line makes your post worthwhile.

      The desktop has one use, to stop my applications from falling into the monitor.

  28. oldsters by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 1

    At age 3 a child has an incredible ability to learn. It's half way/near the end of the prime time for learning languages.

    Contrast that to an oldster that is losing the ability to learn by degrees. When you add the given amount of "old fart"iness, lack of patience, "...back in my day," or downright lack of care then you have a problem.

    On top of it, it gains them *nothing*. This is a move that manipulates people into using their interface for a corporate advantage. It's classic Microsoft.

    1. Re:oldsters by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      Obligatory Groucho Marx:

      Why, this is so simple a five-year-old child could understand it! Go find me a five-year-old child; I can't make heads or tails of it.

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      I am officially gone from /. Long live http://www.soylentnews.com/
  29. what the hell? by amoeba1911 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The OS is just a platform to run your apps. Why are they making it seem like the OS is more than just a platform to run your apps? My software uses Windows, and I use my software, doesn't mean I use windows.

    This whole idiotic notion of the OS being important started when Microsoft realized Windows was the most used desktop OS in the world, they figured people must love Windows. Nobody loves Windows! We all cope with it because it runs our god damn software. The only way Windows could be better is if it got out of the way and made our software run better and faster. Microsoft doesn't seem to understand that, they somehow think people care about the OS. I'm sure a huge majority of the users don't even know what an OS is.

    Admit it, if you use Windows, it's only because it runs your software. The majority of my software runs only on Windows... but that's changing. Linux has lots of great software, and the moment when Linux has the majority of my software will be the moment when I ditch Windows for good and never look back, and I can see that date in the horizon already and there's nothing Microsoft can do to stop it. (except anti-competitiveness)

    1. Re:what the hell? by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      Admit it, if you use Windows, it's only because it runs your software.

      I've got some software that's Windows only (like pretty much all my games), but that's not my main reason: Linux doesn't play well with the particular Broadcom wireless card my laptop uses.

      So, my choices are A) boot into Debian and spend the first 10 minutes fighting with the wireless (and usually losing), or B) Boot into Win7 and get some shit done.

      If it makes you feel any better, I don't blame Linux - I blame Broadcom. The whole situation bums me out :(

      --
      An enigma, wrapped in a riddle, shrouded in bacon and cheese
    2. Re:what the hell? by PlusFiveTroll · · Score: 1

      Why are they making it seem like the OS is more than just a platform to run your apps?

      Fear.

      People buy Windows computers because they need Windows to run their programs. When the programs run anywhere on anything Microsoft's days of domination are over, and they know it.. and it scares them. Microsoft got to where they are because they set the rules to the OEMs, the prices to everyone. They dominated the office, they even controlled what the hardware manufactures would make due to the size of their market.

      Right now they have to try as hard as they can to keep you remember that WINDOWS IS IMPORTANT!. Because if you forget and think Apple is pretty cool, or Android works, or even this Firefox does what I need then they lose more of the control they had.

    3. Re:what the hell? by westlake · · Score: 1

      This whole idiotic notion of the OS being important started when Microsoft realized Windows was the most used desktop OS in the world, they figured people must love Windows. Nobody loves Windows! We all cope with it because it runs our god damn software.

      To anyone but a geek, an OS includes the core system software --- which they never want to deal with directly --- + a single, standardized, GUI focused on the needs of tthe non-technical end user + other components that make their system more versatile, easier to use and maintain.

      Two desktop operating systems have mass market appeal --- and 'appeal" is, I think, the right word here --- OSX and Windows.

      In mobile there is the iOS and Android.

      All of these systems owe their success to purchasing decisions made while software support was still in its infancy. People liked the look and fell of these new operating systems and believed in what they had to offer.

    4. Re:what the hell? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      This whole idiotic notion of the OS being important started when Microsoft realized Windows was the most used desktop OS in the world, they figured people must love Windows.

      You contradict yourself. The OS is a platform to run your apps. That makes it one of the single most important pieces of software on your system. It and it alone determines how you the user interact with your apps as the apps are designed to run within the bounds of the platform.

      But I'm sure you'll realise just how critically important the OS is to your computing experience the first time you attempt to multitask using metro apps. This completely unimportant OS has just created a set of platform rules which prevent you running two metro apps on the screen at the same time. Quite a step back from Windows 7 and Vista which dedicated all sorts of additional features to organising multiple windows on your screen at the same time.

  30. Saturday by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 1

    ... a 3-year-old kid who uses Windows 8 like a champ

    Hello Julian. What's happening? Um, I'm gonna need you go ahead and come in tomorrow. So if you could be here around nine, that would be great. (starts to walk away) Oh, oh, yeaI forgot. I'm gonna also need you to come in Sunday too. We, uh, lost some people this week and we need to sorta catch up. Thanks.

  31. Enough said by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betteridge's_law_of_headlines

  32. Intelligence is not age-related by Madman · · Score: 1

    Why do people relate intelligence with age? People do not get smarter the older they get, quite often the opposite as IQ tends to decrease with age. There are 3 year olds that are smarter then adults, and vice-versa. There are genius 3 year olds and stupid 3 year olds.

    What is really being said is that people without preconceived notions of how computer interfaces work will get used to a completely new interface standard than people who have been using a completely different format for the past 15 years, which I would have considered completely obvious. It would be the same with people transitioning from QWERTY to Dvorak as opposed to those with no typing experience, those without experience would get used to Dvorak much faster.

    1. Re:Intelligence is not age-related by hawguy · · Score: 1

      Why do people relate intelligence with age? People do not get smarter the older they get, quite often the opposite as IQ tends to decrease with age. There are 3 year olds that are smarter then adults, and vice-versa. There are genius 3 year olds and stupid 3 year olds.

      Because most people don't equate clinical IQ with "smart".

      I know many highly intelligent people that lack a lot of every day common sense that "dumb" people have.

      A 3 year old may have a higher IQ than a typical 40 year old, but no one would trust that 3 year old to live on his own.

  33. I'm sure by Stirling+Newberry · · Score: 1

    That the offices full of three year olds that run most companies will love it.

  34. My 4 year old by Kagetsuki · · Score: 2

    My 4 year old uses GNOME Shell, but she has her 6 year old brother help her launch MineCraft from the terminal.

    No I'm not joking. Kids aren't stupid, so how about not giving them interfaces for idiots.

  35. My Boy + iPad then Playbook(!) by burnttoy · · Score: 1

    That looked incredibly fiddly. Invisible corners (I use 'em on my mac but only for multi-desktop). Tricky start "screen". Why do I want to stick things to the side of the screen? Why does the weather app need to take over the whole screen?! Anyway... I'm sure it will improve and I'll get it. Damn, I've changed UI so often another change means nothing to me - maybe I'm commonly using half a dozen UI's a day. Lemme count - WinXP, Gnome, Blackberry, Playbook, iPad, HTC One X, plain Android not to mention a variety of applications and there UIs... then there's the ones I create!

    I think that the sort of $stuff being done there is much more suited to a touch screen.

    However, my lad has been using his mummy's "Tap Tap" (iPad) for a few months. He's just turned 2 and accomplished those tasks being shown there in a fraction of the time - in large amount because the device is that easy and the touch screen allows for direct manipulation which little 'uns get much more than mice and gamepads (he hasn't figured out the Nintendo DS yet which annoys him as he loves Yoshi) . He knows what the home button does, knows about Youtube "cows, cows, cows", old Pingu and steam trains!. He tries to play Angry Birds, World of Goo, Bad Piggies but really he likes sit on daddy's lap and watch (that's me BTW). He gets to the pictures and scrolls them around etc. I put Geometry Wars on there... he tried to play it but that's HARDCORE!!! (and nothing beats 2 analogue sticks anyway).

    I do wonder about what effect this will have on him but, TBH, as a parent I've learnt if it isn't one influence it's another and this one doesn't seem bad at all. He's been playing on it for about 5 months I suppose and pretty much has it nailed although he will stick all his fingers on the screen then be a bit baffled when the task manager appears.

    He's learnt that whenever he gets lost or confused that he should go for the home button. My mama-bear pointed that out a few times - he understood.

    He loved it till I got a Playbook - which has excellent speakers (compared to iPad). Now he wants "daddy tap tap" so we can listen and dance to Surfin' Bird!

    Anyhoo... Gotta crack on with work so I can go home and play with my boy!!!

    Any other geeky mum's and dad's got a story about tech and their little ones?

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    Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
  36. Sensationalist Bullshit by Tridus · · Score: 2

    Three year olds have very adaptable brains, and don't have set expectations or things to un-learn.

    A sixty year old who has been using the computer the same way for over a decade is going to have a more difficult time adapting simply due to how the brain works. That doesn't reflect on their intelligence at all - it reflects on fundamental biology.

    I'm pretty sure at one point Slashdot editors would have known that and not posted something this stupid, but I guess they need to bait people with "my 3 year old is smarter then you" BS to get pageviews.

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    -- "So they told me that using the download page to download something was not something they anticipated." - Bill Gates
    1. Re:Sensationalist Bullshit by AcidPenguin9873 · · Score: 1

      So why doesn't your argument apply to iPads? When you buy an iPad for your 60+ year old parents, why are they able to use it easily and immediately, but Win8 Metro is going to be totally incomprehensible?

    2. Re:Sensationalist Bullshit by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      So why doesn't your argument apply to iPads?

      1. iPads are not desktops
      2. haven't used Metro but it seems less straightforward than using an iPad
      3. iPads weren't around for 20 odd years like the Windows GUI

  37. I havent seen it at all by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 1

    but why am I afraid its going to turn using my desktop into something that feels more like using an iPhone or a tablet or an ATM?

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  38. Bad example by JDG1980 · · Score: 1

    The 3-year-old doesn't have 15+ years of muscle memory on doing things the old Windows desktop way.

    People who start out using OSX seem to like it. I once had to troubleshoot a system using OSX and wanted to throw it through the window – everything was just wrong compared to what I was used to.

    Yes, in time, you could learn to do things differently – but unless there's a good reason, why should I? And if Microsoft is going to throw everything topsy-turvy, take away the reasons why I use their OS, then why should my next OS choice be theirs? If I'm getting screwed up anyway, why wouldn't I take the chance to screw them back by jumping ship?

  39. One flaw in this logic.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    They haven't been conditioned on where say the control panel is, how to do this that or the other thing (a lot of the stuff from 95 is still carried over in 7.. and the stuff that's really moved or changed hasn't been moved or changed very far/much).

    It's easy to learn something when you're young as your brain is more apt at learning. Also, it helps a TON when you don't have set prior ways/habits/etc to compete with.

    Now this may be taking it to an extreme, but I look at it this way. My son has Type II Fibular hemimelia/paraxial fibular hemimelia/longitudinal fibular deficiency (which means his Fibula is completely missing in his right leg). This caused that leg to be shorter from the knee down and for his foot to point downward and he had to learn to walk by walking on his tippy-toes (his only option). He did that just fine and actually was walking early.

    The condition he had required amputation. They cut most of his foot off (basically just saving the heel to act as a cushion for his ankle area. He needed to have a cast on for 2 months, which was bend at his knee some so it was less likely to fall off. He again learned to walk and stand with in this situation. Then after 2 months, the removed the cast and the pin that was in place holding the heel pad to the bottom of his leg (the pin went up into the tibia bone), and a prosthesis made. Again, it took him a matter of hours to get use to it and walking. He drives his power wheels pick-up truck by using his left leg (this was when his cast was on as well as when it was taken off and he had his prosthesis). He hangs his right leg over the center console.

    Now for ME to try to drive like that.. I don't know that I could or how long it would take me to get use to that. Or an even simpler example, my grand father is retired from the Air Force.. flew B-17's in WWII and moved up to Colonel. From all his experience, he drives a car like he did a plane.. left foot for the brake pedal and right foot for the gas.

    Again, I've tried that. I eat the steering wheel any time I go to brake. Not to mention the cars I drive are manuals, so I'd most likely either end up trying to stop with the clutch, or go to shift and lock up the tires.

  40. XP is almost 4 times older than a 3 year old... by wompa · · Score: 1

    ...and I've been using it that long. No kidding it might take me longer to adapt than a 3 year old. I've been using vi for decades too. Does that mean I'm not that bright if it takes a little longer for me to get used to emacs than someone who's brand new. The premise of this argument is more than flawed. It's asinine.

  41. Nice try geekwire by StankAsPoe · · Score: 1

    Almost gave you views.

  42. Look everyone! by fellip_nectar · · Score: 1

    "But he isn't wearing anything at all!"

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  43. No touch. No fun. by kiehlster · · Score: 1

    And probably no 3-year-old. I don't have a touch screen and fat chance will you see me buying a touch-screen IPS monitor for the sole purpose of smudging my workspace. Sorry, Microsoft, but my love for you is on its death bed. It was a long ride, but you made a fatal mistake believing touch would unseat they keyboard and mouse. I might have a little wine in celebration of your life.

  44. Not a true test by anasciiman · · Score: 1

    Everyone knows that children younger than five are adept at learning nearly anything you wish to teach them. So this isn't a true test of how easy Win8 is to use. To make a legitimate test, you'd have to select a person (or group of people) whose age is well beyond the toddler stage and, most likely, a senior citizen who's never used a computer before. THEN you might have the basis for a legitimate test. Of course, the test will have to be more than just opening a video or picture album. You'd have to prove usability in several common areas such as email, web, video chat and the like.

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  45. CHOICE? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    obama or romney some choice ROFL....bribed bought out number 1 , or bribed bought out number 2

    no capitalism gives you no choice and it in fact suppresses you to have inequality.

    1. Re:CHOICE? by Algae_94 · · Score: 1

      To be pedantic, you are saying Democracy has no choice not Capitalism.

  46. Logical fallacy, straw man by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

    This is an entire article trolling on the basis of the logical fallacy called the straw man. The argument was never that we couldn't learn to use Windows 8. The argument is that the existing interface is better for mouse users than the new one, with less pointer motion and just as much use of muscle memory. Trolling article is trolling. So is slashdot, by repeating it. Nothing to see here, please move along.

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    1. Re:Logical fallacy, straw man by PlusFiveTroll · · Score: 1

      I agree with your points, and to add, Windows 8 Metro adds more 'hidden' information.

      I always hated the single mouse button on Macs, but it required them to design the interface much better. You had to see the option on the screen to click it. There was none of the 'right click here' to find hidden information. Why do we right click in metro to get to 'All Apps'? Why isn't it just a choice in the list by default? Why to we have to poke around in the right (a real pain in the ass on multi-monitor setups too) to find the metro menu with no other clue it's there? Why is the power down button hidden on the left corner under settings?? Settings what the bloody hell does Shutdown have to do with settings?

  47. And exactly why is this a bad thing? by DiscountBorg(TM) · · Score: 1

    Don't we want intuitively-designed GUIs? If anyone can use it, it's a sign of success, not failure.

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    1. Re:And exactly why is this a bad thing? by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      More operations to do the same thing than windows 7? How is that more intuitive or even not worse?

    2. Re:And exactly why is this a bad thing? by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      Don't we want intuitively-designed GUIs? If anyone can use it, it's a sign of success, not failure.

      intuitively-designed != overly simplified.

      Note the article doesn't say that "anyone can use it," it specifically states that a 3-year-old can.

      I am not a three-year-old.

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    3. Re:And exactly why is this a bad thing? by PlusFiveTroll · · Score: 1

      Shutdown your windows 8 computer and tell me how intuitive it is.

    4. Re:And exactly why is this a bad thing? by DiscountBorg(TM) · · Score: 1

      A three year old being able to figure out basic GUI operations conversely does not equate to an OS being overly simplified. GUI use is user end stuff. I take it there isn't a lot of sysadmins on slashdot today.. Under the hood, Windows 8 is anything but simplified. I take it there isn't a lot of tech support staff, either.. the kind who has to help users navigate unintuitive interfaces..

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    5. Re:And exactly why is this a bad thing? by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      A three year old being able to figure out basic GUI operations conversely does not equate to an OS being overly simplified.

      A three year old being able to figure out basic GUI operations also does not mean it is "intuitively design." It might mean that the interface is chock full of primary colors and simple pictograms, the kind of stuff three year old children really latch on to.

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    6. Re:And exactly why is this a bad thing? by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      Condescending childishness ignored, obviously.

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  48. Its a trick question........ by 3seas · · Score: 1

    They want to know if they are dumb'in down the users nough.

  49. OS for toys and people with half a brain. by fox171171 · · Score: 1

    If my 3 years old son can learn Windows 8 through very moderate usage, anybody with half a brain can do so too.

    What I get out of that is that it is a toy operating system, and only someone with half a brain would use Windows 8, or at least use it for something other than a toy. With this news, it finally all makes sense now, I just never knew the target market for Win8.

  50. Ribbon UI by Mr_Silver · · Score: 2

    It's reminds me of all the doom and gloom over the Ribbon UI and how people would never accept and it'll be the downfall of Office.

    In reality, I've been in three companies now which have transitioned from Office 2003 to one of the versions with the ribbon. In all three cases, they provided some documentation on the intranet (a couple of pages in a PDF, not very much), an hour long class for people who really wanted it (of which take up was pretty poor) and floor walkers in the first two weeks helping anyone with problems.

    It took about 2-3 weeks for people to get used to the software. A month later and the large majority were perfectly happy and only a select few wanted to go back to Office 2003.

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    1. Re:Ribbon UI by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      It's reminds me of all the doom and gloom over the Ribbon UI and how people would never accept and it'll be the downfall of Office. In reality, I've been in three companies now which have transitioned from Office 2003 to one of the versions with the ribbon.

      Which one? 2007 or 2010? I ask because it makes a pretty huge difference, because the main objections, when you actually got down to the details beyond the "Ribbon sucks" complaints, weren't really to the ribbon as a UI paradigm, they were with the not having the things that were in the old file menu readily available in an obvious place, and some other issues with the clarity and organization of the ribbon with regard to common commands, both of which were addressed in 2010; the Ribbon wasn't a bad idea, but it wasn't particularly well executed in 2007 (I thought it was a net step forward even so for me, but then I'm also the kind of person who will explore the UI pretty deeply, find where things are hidden, and find the tools to customize it, not the average user.)

    2. Re:Ribbon UI by Mr_Silver · · Score: 1

      You just documented people lost 2 to 3 weeks of full productivity.

      Don't be silly, it wasn't like everyone sat around doing nothing during that time and then suddenly because productive again.

      Some things just took slightly longer as people had to find the new location for things that weren't immediately obvious. I, personally, found several things quicker because the UI placed them directly in front of me at the time I needed them - rather than forcing me to hunt through menus and sub-menus.

      The 2-3 weeks was just for IT support to walk the room and answer peoples questions. Not everyone sits at their desk using Office tools every day and not everyone is in the office every single day. Those that were, picked the changes up quickly.

      In one office they budgeted for a week more than they actually needed as the tech guys were complaining that no-one was asking any questions after a while.

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  51. Run out and find me a three-year-old child by Toutatis · · Score: 1

    Obligatory Marx Brothers' quote

    What can the rest of us do without a 3-year-old at hand?

  52. a 3rd grader can use it because of design intent by argStyopa · · Score: 1

    Of course a 3rd grader can use it.
    It was DESIGNED for them to use it.

    Ever see idiocracy? The UI for Win8 almost spot-on mimics the 'medical clinic computer' with idiotic giant icons because stupid people (and children) need them.

    I'm an adult, thanks, and I have a method of using my computer; my priorities are efficiency and effectiveness, not ease-of-use. I'm uninterested in an OS that promises ease-of-use-uber-alles.

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  53. Interesting marketing strategy by DontBlameCanada · · Score: 1

    1. Make condescending vid comparing folks who don't like your new UI with someone's 3yo 2. ??? 3. Profit?

  54. Microsoft's race to the bottom, nothing unusual by ebrandsberg · · Score: 1

    This is all easily explained by user experience testing. Take a bunch of people who don't know how to use a computer, put various interfaces in front of them, and see which is easier for them to learn how to use. The net result? The Ribbon, and Windows 8. The reality though is that all the people that were used to the old way now have to relearn how to use the tools, and often, the "easiest" to learn is also the less powerful in getting real work done day in and day out. This what I believe MS has been doing for years now--focusing on "how easy is it to learn" vs. "how useful is it to people that use it every day".

  55. 3 yr old has how many yrs being brainwashed w/ XP? by Locutus · · Score: 1

    Microsoft declared the Windows 95 user interface some great research project where it was determined to be the best UI since sliced bread. Forget that they attempted to include even a small portion of the UI elements in the IBM OS/2 UI called the Workplaceshell but had to back them out because of performance issues. Vista was said to be the same, 'research said' or 'users asked for' blah blah blah. And so world and his dog have hammered through using that UI for going on 2 decades.

    So exactly how many years of experience with the XP UI has this 3 year old had? I'm sure the kid is also simulating workloads found in the typical office setup too.

    These kinds of Microsoft promotions remind me of why I dislike election season too. Lots of ads with little validity all over the place.

    LoB

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  56. Completely orthogonal to the point we're making by neminem · · Score: 1

    I don't think any sane person, here or anywhere else, would argue "I am incapable of figuring out how to use the Windows 8 interface". Obviously we are, we're all intelligent people, and the Windows 8 interface does behave deterministically and all. The argument is simply that it gets in your face far more than 7 or previous, making it take longer to do any real work with it by virtue of its not being designed for that purpose. Which means, sorry, the 3 year old doesn't really matter, given that I doubt the 3 year old was -trying- to get real work done.

    It probably is a great toy for playing toddler games on, though. Perhaps they should have marketed it for that purpose.

  57. Define "use" by neurovish · · Score: 1

    Is he able to configure the network? Setup some DNS entries, routes, proxies, wireless, etc. Install/uninstall software, maybe some user management? I'm sure it is really easy to turn it on and open a browser, but that isn't really accomplishing much. Yeah, I only read the summary...this is /.

    The biggest hurdle I've noticed with most users (well, ok, my parents) is "I don't want to break something", and that thought seems to paralyze them as soon as something unexpected pops up. A 3-year-old is probably not thinking about that.

  58. The 3 year old would also like Microsoft BOB by linebackn · · Score: 1

    Microsoft BOB was also easy to learn. But do you really want to do all your work like that?

    Over the years I have learned more GUIs and UIs than I can even count. Many of them required reading 100+ page manuals. It only took me a few minutes of experimenting to "figure out" windows 8. The problem with Windows 8 isn't that it is hard to learn (although some visual cues for certain features would be helpful). The problem is that it doesn't work in the way I need do to my work, no mater how much I "relearn"

    I stepped up to a windowing environment back in the early 90s when I no longer was stuck with a tiny little monitor. Now they want to throw me back to DOS-Like full screen applications with Metro! (I refuse to call it "Modern UI" because it is not)

    Are we somehow now saying that all the people who wanted a windowing document oriented file-folder interface with the Xerox Star, Apple Lisa/Macintosh, and Windows 9x were totally wrong?

    If this new dumbed down MS BOB-like interface really makes some people happy then fine, but it creates a problem for the rest of us.

  59. In the immortal words of Bryce Harper.... by Zephyn · · Score: 1

    That's a clown question, bro.

  60. Maybe people over 3 know how UI supposed to work by AC-x · · Score: 3, Informative

    Maybe 3 year olds don't mind it because they don't know how UIs are supposed to work. For web testing I've used Windows 8 from our MSDN account and it's hideously annoying, from things hiding in the corners of the screen to no logic in metro apps UI, for example I literally couldn't work out how to get the address bar back in Metro IE, I tried all the standard phone UI ways of doing it (scrolling to the top or bottom), moving the mouse to the screen corners, everything. I only happened upon it by chance, you have to press the right mouse button on an empty part of the screen! Yet right mouse button is still a context menu for links.

    Then I tried to shut it down and wasted several moments trying to find the shutdown button, finally found it in settings -> power (no idea where the actual power settings menu is hidden).

    Needless to say I will not be using Windows 8 on anything I own, I know you can install a 3rd party start menu replacement, but to be honest (as with jailbreaking iPhones) I'd rather vote with my wallet and not support companies whose products are only usable after hacking them, maybe MS will take a hint and fix it for Win9.

  61. "Why, a 4-year old child could understand this." by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

    "Run out and find me a 4-year old child, I can't make head or tail of this."

  62. As others have said... by hawguy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Easy to use doesn't necessarily mean usable for the purpose.

    My 10 year old cell phone was extremely easy to use - dial the number, press send, and voila, I just made a phone call. A 3 year old could do it.

    My smartphone is much harder - unlock the phone, go to the home screen, find the dialer app, start it up, open the dial-pad, dial the number, and voila, I just made a phone call (unless it got dropped).

    But my smart phone is still much more usable and useful than my old phone ever was despite being much harder to use.

    Let's see how the uber-smart 3 year old handles multitasking on typical office apps - run a report from the ERP system, copy the last 2 years of performance metrics to a spreadsheet, run projections from the numbers, then move the key results to a powerpoint slide. All while carrying on an email conversation with your boss about why you don't have the presentation ready yet.

    Unless the typical Win8 user uses their computer the same way as a 3 year old, I'm not sure why it's relevant how well a 3 year old can use it.

  63. This is nonsense by Nate+the+greatest · · Score: 2

    This is not a valid comparison. Is that 3 year old a long term user of Windows? Then he does not reflect the average user who will have trouble switching over because they are used to the current interface.

  64. It's not about ease-of-use by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I can learn to use Win8 just fine. It's not about ease-of-use, or how easy it is for a 3-year-old.

    I don't want Win8 because it doesn't have the UI I need, plain and simple. I'm not playing the simple games a 3-year-old plays. I'm not just browsing the Web. I'm a professional software developer who needs a fairly large number of applications open at the same time, spread across 2 monitors. I'm doing coding, technical writing, spreadsheets, diagrams, running visual diff/merge tools, editing XML and HTML and Javascript and CSS, mucking about with databases. I'm running multiple SSH sessions to multiple machines to troubleshoot production issues. At home I'm playing an MMO, running a log parser, running the voice-chat client, running the browser to look up encounter strategies, all at once. And all of this? The one thing Win8 adds, the Metro UI, isn't just not designed to do this, it's designed to not do this. It's designed to have a single application visible at a time, the way a smartphone or tablet works.

    Yes, I know, I can kick it back into traditional desktop mode. But that means extra steps every single time I use it, or using a third-party program to hack it into doing what I want. Win7, by contrast, doesn't need hacking or extra work. I see no reason to add extra work and non-vendor-supported hackery to get back to where I am now. Plus there's the question of software support: how many of the programs I must use every day will officially support Win8? Right now none. Not even the ones from Microsoft. I'd have to upgrade all my software to get versions with official support. And for work I can't upgrade, I have to remain on the versions that the company mandates internally. They won't be upgrading any time soon either, they have to first certify every single application as working on Win8 and then they have to get money budgeted to upgrade. In some cases software will have to be repurchased, and there's manpower and other costs associated with upgrading all those computers to a new OS and migrating all the existing data. Our hardware vendor will have to support Win8 on the hardware too or we'll have to purchase all new hardware. So overall the company isn't even going to think about Win8 until the next hardware refresh cycle comes along, and that isn't going to start for another 3 years or so. We just finished a hardware refresh at the end of last year, after all.

    So in summary, it doesn't really matter how easily a 3-year-old with no exposure and no existing infrastructure requirements can use Win8. It matters how well Win8 suits the tasks I actually perform and the requirements I have for what my system needs to run. A 3-year-old can easily ride a Big Wheel, but that doesn't make a Big Wheel suitable as a vehicle for me to commute to work in.

  65. NetMeeting by Parker+Lewis · · Score: 1

    One of the XP strengths is NetMeeting. You can simple get your team online, share screen with all the team, talk, remote control desktop, etc. They completely dropped NetMeeting on Vista for a poor tool (MeetingSpace), and then tried replace it MeetingSpace with a lot of different tools (I think they're in a fourth attempt with Office365). They definitely killed one of the most appealing tool for enterprise.

  66. Re:Anybody with more than half a brain by MightyMartian · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Using the interface and actually being productive at the interface are two entirely different things.

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  67. ok... by Charliemopps · · Score: 1

    Now have that 3yr old trouble shoot a faulty driver instillation or network issue. Pushing the "on" button and then touching the angry birds icon is not what people were likely having problems with.

  68. accept responsibility by Anonymous+Cod · · Score: 1

    You should stop blaming your dad for your failures. Having access to a computer should have been enough. If you were not interested enough to take that and teach yourself anything, then you weren't cut out to be a programmer.

  69. Un-Learning by SkimTony · · Score: 2

    The three year old also doesn't have any un-learning to do. Someone who's been using Windows XP for the last ten years is a lot of expectations that certain functionality will be present via specific mechanisms. Replace those mechanisms and that XP user has to reprogram ten years of reflex and memory, while the 3yo just has to remember how the first thing works. There aren't any established patterns to trip him up.

    I think a lot of people could benefit by learning to think like a child again; being able to let go of preconceptions is a huge aid to problem solving creatively. (I'm not suggesting you forget everything you know, just let go of the certainty that "this is how 'X' is done.") That said, the new interfaces that we're seeing from Microsoft (and Apple, especially on OS X Server) do a lot to expose the basics (check my mail, browse the web, watch a video, play some music), and make them easy. However, they also bury or remove some of the more advanced or complex functionality, making things beyond the basics more difficult. For new users (such as the 3yo in the article), this is no big deal because the functionality isn't missed. For existing users, dropping or obfuscating that functionality can make the whole interface less useful.

    1. Re:Un-Learning by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      Whats really strange is that (3 stories down from this one) are those who are fighting tooth and nail agaisnt Windows 7 and grabbing hold of XP tightly and refusing to upgrade and being all mad at MS for only offering 11 years of support.

      This is slashdot too, not a phb.org site or cheapcostaccoutning.org. Windows 7 is so close to XP and so much better and yet people who are so called technical experts are threatened by it due to change and learning. It shows just how irrational people can get and learn by behavior. Instead of upgarding every few months like they do in the Unix world they learn never and I mean NEVER upgrade in 10 years software and it is a learned behavior to panick when it is time to be proactive to change. Not reactive, such as when executives bring the IPADs to work and wonder why their IE 6 intranet apps wont work on htem.

    2. Re:Un-Learning by 0111+1110 · · Score: 1

      So are you arguing that all change is good or just change that comes from Microsoft? I'm so adaptable, so in love with change, that I welcome global warming. I say, "bring it on!". A new world order where giant geckos run things? No problem. OTOH, everything microsoft touches turns to shit and Windows 8 is proof of that. Windows 8 is a fine operating system for 3 year olds. Let them 'upgrade' to it.

      Meanwhile rational, sensible adults can stick with XP if it serves their needs. Windows 7 is either slightly better or slightly worse depending on how you measure. Linux and OSX are better than either XP or 7 by most standards.

      Windows 8 isn't even worth discussing. It may be easy enough for a 3 year old to use, but it's useless enough that no one else would want to. "Windows 8. The official operating system of the special olympics. Finally an OS for the mentally retarded as well as their 3 year old children

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    3. Re:Un-Learning by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      A new world order where giant geckos run things? No problem.

      I'm holding out for these guys, myself.

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  70. Crayons by MouseTheLuckyDog · · Score: 1

    Doesn't anyone know that 3 year olds are better than crayons then adults?

  71. The problem isn't the new UI by Paco103 · · Score: 1

    It's that they removed the old one. The new UI is good for a tablet. This would be the most powerful operating system by far if I could carry it around as a tablet and then dock it as a desktop PC with keyboard and mouse and go back to the traditional UI. Who wouldn't want that? But then they screwed that up by breaking the start menu and multitasking / non-maximized windows.

  72. Re:Anybody with more than half a brain by na1led · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yea, I don't see to many 3 year old's using Microsoft Office applications, or SQL databases. The kid is just playing Metro Games, of course that's easy.

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  73. Wrong direction by PPH · · Score: 5, Funny

    My grandpa likes the Windows 8 UI as well. I can only hope that Windows 9 will keep up with his increasing dementia.

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    1. Re:Wrong direction by cvtan · · Score: 1

      Windows 9 will get the desktop down to 1 tile.

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  74. Re:Anybody with more than half a brain by slashmydots · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Exactly. I can do mouse operations 10x faster than a 3 year old so since the UI is about 10x slower and less efficient, that brings us back down to the same level. I keep telling everyone their UI is designed like a tablet for 8 year olds but I may have to drop it to 3.

  75. UI = language by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

    Those sounding the alarm about the difficulty in making the transition to Windows 8, especially on traditional computers, should check out Adam Desrosiers' son Julian, a 3-year-old kid who uses Windows 8 like a champ. 'I read these tech pundits and journalists discussing how hard it's gonna be for the general public to learn the new UI of Windows 8,' says Desrosiers. 'Nonsense. The long and short of it is: If my 3 years old son can learn Windows 8 through very moderate usage, anybody with half a brain can do so too.'

    To a very large extent, user interfaces are a visual and gestural language. Young children acquire languages much, much faster than adults, because brains at the stage of development are configured for language acquisition. While I really don't think that the difficulty of learning the new UI is the main problem with Windows 8, this response to those who are raising that issue is nonsense.

  76. It is Effective, and could have potential by mx+b · · Score: 1

    I'm uninterested in an OS that promises ease-of-use-uber-alles.

    I could be wrong, but that phrase implies to me that you have not actually used it yet.

    Granted, my experience so far is with an early release of Server 2012 that I added the Desktop Experience to. YMMV and all that. Maybe it does not include quite all of the features of Win8 desktop edition and so is unfair. Perhaps someone can enlighten me.

    So far, the default theme is very simple. It is not bling or flashy. Yes, I switched it to the default one after I installed Desktop Experience and so I assume it is more or less what Win 8 will have. It is functional and not graphics heavy. I actually kind of like it because things don't glow at me or become randomly transparent and shit all the time.

    The desktop behaves exactly as the desktop for Windows 7. If you're ok with 7, then you have no problem here. Taskbar is same way, sys tray is same way, can still put icons on the desktop. The file system layout is the same. The control panel looks the same. The only difference seems to be that the file manager is now ribbonized, which I don't even mind because I rarely used the file menus in the manager anyway. Not much it can do that a right click menu or keyboard shortcut can't. Plus the ribbon offers to do lots of new things. I was pleasantly surprised that when you click on an ISO file, the ribbon changes to show an icon to mount it. It seems to stay out of your way when doing regular tasks but reflect new features of Windows to let you know what it is capable of, so I do not think this is an issue.

    As for Metro, all it seems to have done is replaced the start menu with a start screen. The screen is basically just desktop icons as tiles. I really don't see any fuss. It's like they made the start menu full-screen instead of a popup window. That's really about it, just a second desktop, an extra icons screen. Even the Windows key still opens it. I tap the Windows keyboard key, click the icon, and I have what I need.

    My point here is that it is WAY less scary and stupid than I was lead to believe by casually reading slashdot a few months ago. From readers on here, repeating how much it was going to be a disaster and is so phone-UI oriented, I was worried with what I would find when I test-drove it. After having it installed on a computer to test out the new server features, and using it basically as a desktop for a few weeks now to test out other new features, I can say it basically is the same as Windows 7, except a little more speed optimized, less flashy (but still with the nice UI improvements like Snap), and with a full screen start menu. That's really it. Nothing overwhelmingly new, but it is not a disaster either. Just steady progress with updates to the core system, .NET, and it certainly seems rock solid so far. This is coming from someone that loves a KDE desktop at home; I have no intention of giving up Linux at home! But I need Windows for work, like to stay on top of new software/technology, and my experience is that Windows 8 does not seem bad at all, and in fact is a small improvement over Windows 7. Which MS probably recognizes, and that's why they're giving Windows 8 upgrades for much cheaper than in the past.

  77. And for those who have more than half a brain ... by srobert · · Score: 1

    ... FreeBSD Release-9.1 should be ready in just a few more weeks.

  78. Re:Anybody with more than half a brain by wzinc · · Score: 5, Funny

    Microsoft Office - Rated M for Mature

  79. upgrade by Frankie70 · · Score: 1

    Whould their kid e fired for saying "dad the PCs not working after the upgrade"?

    If the kid upgraded the computer from Win7 to Win8 before using it, it's even more impressive.

  80. Learning by BradleyUffner · · Score: 1

    I can learn how to climb a fence at the zoo to pet the tigers too. That doesn't mean that it's a good idea, or that I will enjoy the experience.

  81. So it's official now by Fuzzums · · Score: 1

    W8 truly is a "my first operating system".

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  82. Actually, a joystick was tested for car controls.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    As I recall the results:
    1) people didn't feel like they could control the car
    2) minor bumps/jolts could cause the car to swerve (arm/finger control is unstable)

    Feedback vibrations are always a problem. You can feel this happen with a normal car and the gas pedal - first accelerate fairly hard (causes you to be pushed back in the seat) if you then reach your speed (a relatively low speed) you pull your foot back from the gas. At the same time your compressed seat expands. If it expands too quickly, you suddenly find yourself accelerating again...

    If your seat expands quickly (or is poorly fastened down), you get into a pulsed mode feedback between the gas pedal, your response time, and your seat. Most people remove the foot from the pedal to recover.

    Also tested were pushbutton shifting (also failed, but there, automatic transmissions got a lot better).

  83. How do I block theodp? by Maow · · Score: 1

    I'd like to block submissions by this submitter -- anyone know how?

    Thanks.

  84. smarter than a three year old? by zgf2022 · · Score: 1

    I have users that cant remember their very simple password for more than a week. I'm more concerned with if my users are smarter than the average goldfish.

  85. Re:Anybody with more than half a brain by chispito · · Score: 4, Funny

    Exactly. I can do mouse operations 10x faster than a 3 year old so since the UI is about 10x slower and less efficient, that brings us back down to the same level. I keep telling everyone their UI is designed like a tablet for 8 year olds but I may have to drop it to 3.

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  86. Viral marketing? by VermifugeRT · · Score: 1

    I don't know about anyone else, but when I came across this video a few days ago it just screamed viral marketing to me. I want to say I'm surprised it got as much traction as it has. The fact that it seems to have gone viral, only seems to validate my original suspicions

    Something about the setup... the articulate nature of the child and the mysterious voice in the background. Honestly, on first pass I didn't even bother to finish watching the video. It had all the hallmarks of a viral advertisement

    Did anyone else gives impression? Am I the only one?

  87. Three year olds are not adults - biologically by fantomas · · Score: 1

    Agreed - three year olds aren't adults. To compare the two groups is foolish. Biologically, their brains are very different (I Am Not A Developmental Psychologist... but I work with some ;-) ) . To compare the two is comparing different biological structures.

    Three year olds aren't "small adults with less life experience" - they are less developed and hence act and react to stimuli in different ways. This is why the vast majority of countries do not treat children the same as adults in terms of rights, responsibilities, and legal situations.

    They may have the ability to appear to absorb more new knowledge - but they don't have the ability - at a biological level - to assess and act upon their new learning in the same way as adults.

  88. 3 year olds vs adults by davidwr · · Score: 1

    1) 3 year olds enjoy learning new things for the sake of learning them. They also literally have all day to play around with new things.

    2) While most adults like to learn new things, we pick and choose what we want to learn. Most people just aren't into learning new computer user interfaces for the fun of it. Present company excluded (oh look! A new Linux desktop environment!).

    3) Most adults don't mind learning new things that we have no interest in if it's to our benefit AND if that benefit isn't coerced. If Windows 7 is getting the job done, then learning Windows 8 has no real value to us until/unless it becomes coerced, such as when we get a new computing device or when Windows 7 support stops and we "have to" upgrade.

    Bottom line:

    Any adult CAN learn Windows 8 and we can probably do it faster than an 8 year old if our boss orders us to do so. But why should we be forced to spend the time to do so, when we can do something else more productive or which we enjoy more, like making the nearly-300th reply in a /. thread?

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  89. That settles it by xs650 · · Score: 1

    That settles it, if I were 3 years old I would switch to Windows 8. But I'm not a 3 year old and I won't. I might switch from 7 to 9 if MS comes to their senses between now and 9.

  90. Mac users poisoning the well by elabs · · Score: 1

    A lot of the reports of frustrated Windows users are actually Mac users poisoning the well.

  91. the prloblem with flat learning curves by gelfling · · Score: 1

    Is that you don't learn very much. steep learning curves are good because you learn a great deal in a short time. the inverse of that - idiot proof systems that monkey can use, means you never progress much beyond a monkey's facility or utility with it. and maybe THAT's a good thing but be sure you want something that's as simple and one dimensional as that.

  92. Re:Actually, a joystick was tested for car control by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

    > Feedback vibrations are always a problem. You can feel this happen with a normal car and the gas pedal - first accelerate fairly hard (causes you to be pushed back in the seat) if you then reach your speed (a relatively low speed) you pull your foot back from the gas. At the same time your compressed seat expands. If it expands too quickly, you suddenly find yourself accelerating again...

    That is correct. Games and gamepads do not provide ANY feedback on inertia:

    When you go around a corner in real life you can tell if you are going to fast for the corner or if you are able to take it faster. The acceleration is towards the center of the corner and you feel that by feeling you are being "flinged out" from the corner

    In a driving game you have no sense if your tires are about to lose traction nor the effects of suddenly accelerating or suddenly decelerating. In real-life you definitely feel these!

  93. Re:Anybody with more than half a brain by slashmydots · · Score: 1

    In other words switch to Linux? lol. They're certainly encouraging me.

  94. It is not the ease of use, it is ease of *creation by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 2
    Content creation is a totally different ballgame than content consumption. When my daughter was about 18 months she figured out that the TV remote does something and the picture comes on. She would politely offer the remote to the TV, almost like some tribal chief making an offering to the local deity. Gosh, I should find the tape and put it on youtube. Took her a week or so to notice that I press buttons and figure out the button that turns the machine on. This is nothing.

    It is content *creation* that is difficult in dumbed down interfaces. To m content creation spans the entire range from putting together video clips, to writing documents, calculating on spreadsheets, to hacking code, to creating web sites etc etc. It is those tasks where the user interface makes a big difference.

    My skill is coding. I have learnt one interface to code and debug. Now if I am forced to chuck all that experience out of the window and learn a new one, OK, INBD. I will do it. But at the end of the process, my improved productivity should justify the downtime for retraining. An accountant analyst's skill is collecting information from various accounting departments, make sure the numbers tally and cross reference correctly, and put them out in standard locations for the daily script to read and update SEC reporting. Even small and trivial changes frustrate her. "I have a process, that works. They are paying me to make sure the numbers are correct. If you change something, unless it improves my process, it is not worth my time to relearn everything new". That is what she would say.

    Hurts me to say it. But Apple got it right. One ubiquitos, easy to use OS for content consumption. And a more involved OS for content creation and for people who are more comfortable with computing devices. And they interoperate seamlessly behind the curtain. I hate the Apple walled garden as much as I hated Microsoft arrogance and monoculture. But they are winning because they have learnt something. They don't mind throwing stuff out and starting all over. They ditched their home grown OS and switched to unix, much to the consternation of Apple die-hards back in the 1990s. They ditched their chip set and went to Intel. They constantly experimented with form factors in desk tops. They innovated so much, something had to click, and it di.

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  95. Not a question of how smart you are by cvtan · · Score: 1

    It's a question of do I like it or not and whether I want to spend the money on another OS when the one I've got still works fine. I just have no compelling reason to give up WIN7.

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  96. Follow up question: by amanicdroid · · Score: 1

    Are slashdotters able to tell the difference between an advertisement and actual news?

  97. If you wish to go back by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    Have a look at Start 8. I find that it gives me everything I am accustomed to in a start menu, except for the ability to drag shortcuts from the start menu to the desktop. Otherwise it works just like the Windows 7 start menu, but can be set up to look and feel like Windows 8 (or can be set to look and feel like Windows 7).

    For me, it has made 8 fine to use. In my case, doing Windows support at work I need to be running 8 so I can test software compatibly and the like with it.

    At any rate, I feel it is worth the $5, it really does a good job of solving the stupid Metro start screen problem as you just don't deal with it anymore.

    1. Re:If you wish to go back by digitalsolo · · Score: 1

      I will give that a shot once I try the RTM. Thanks for the tip, I'd drop you some mod points if I had not already posted in the thread.

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    2. Re:If you wish to go back by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

      No problem. Classic Shell is a free alternative, but I wasn't as happy with it. It more wants to do an older school start menu. Start 8 goes for a 7 type menu (they also have one designed to be like the 8 start screen but it is crap) but to integrate with the 8 look and feel.

  98. No kidding by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    My issue with the start screen has never been that I can't use it. Of course I can use it, it is easy to use. Just scroll through a massive list of icons until i find the one I want. My issue is that it is worse than what it replaces. The start menu is faster to navigate, and it doesn't occupy my entire screen when I'm looking to launch a program.

    I am always willing to try a new way of doing things, but if that way is not superior I will not be interested in switching to it. For example I was skeptical about the Windows 7 task bar with the way it changed from a quick launch to pinning icons and mandatory grouping of windows. However, I tried it and sure enough, it is better to use.

    My objection to Windows 8 isn't that it is new, it is that it is worse. I've tried the start screen, it is worse than what it replaces.

    1. Re:No kidding by Compaqt · · Score: 1

      Yeah. The search thing became necessary once the Start menu became ridiculously overloaded.

      The Metro screen goes off in too weird a direction, though.

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  99. Re:Anybody with more than half a brain by dmbasso · · Score: 1

    That was exactly what I thought (but not for the CLI). My parents made the transition to Ubuntu in 2005, when they were 62 years old. Some complaints in the first months, smooth sail thereafter.

    If people will have to take the time to adapt to something new, better be something they can stick with, like Linux. Otherwise after a while they'll be "forced" either way, like this "abandon the Windows XP sinking ship now!"

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  100. Re:Anybody with more than half a brain by anyGould · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yea, I don't see to many 3 year old's using Microsoft Office applications, or SQL databases. The kid is just playing Metro Games, of course that's easy.

    Not to mention that he has zero ingrained habits about how to use a computer. I don't hate the Office Ribbon because I can't figure it out - I hate it because instead of doing productive work, I'm wasting time figuring out where they hid the command this time.

  101. My brother's 3-year-old used Win7 desktop by Loopy · · Score: 1

    She figured out how to launch Firefox, go to favorites and pick her Disney princess flash game and play it, then when she was done she would close Firefox and shut down the PC. I'm not sure why this sort of hyperbole masquerading as "fact-finding" rates a slashdot post as it would appear young kids have been using Windows operating systems for years. Probably just like they've been figuring out how to use Mac OS for years. Probably just like they figure out how to unlock Mom's Android/iPhone and call random people or play games on it. Probably just like they figured out how to turn on Dad's TI calculator and delete his stored functions for this week's exams.

    Nothing to see here but FUD from the other direction.

  102. It is not about learning the interface by gweihir · · Score: 1

    It is about efficiency and not always having a dirty, smeared monitor. Touch-interface is a show-stopper on the desktop. Also, the interface by itself may be simple, but when doing other things (that a 3 year old certainly cannot master), it may still detract and stand in the way.

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  103. Still haven't even got the ribbon dialed... by Moof123 · · Score: 1

    A three year old isn't trying to make a living using this crap. I'm not THAT old (35) and I am still hating life pretty bad just getting my job done with Office and it's Ribbon interface crap after over a year of being moved to it. Sure a 3-year old could figure that out, but ask them to be efficient and do real work with a real deadline. Windows 8 strikes me as more vomitous spew from whatever bozo thought up the Ribbon crap. Oh well.

  104. Can't do it one way, do it the other I guess by Guru80 · · Score: 1

    First they tried pushing a desktop environment into a mobile one, now they are doing a 180 and pushing a mobile environment into a desktop one. I expect the results to be a duplicate of the previous, not improving where they want to and hurting the other. It makes no sense to me, they could have done something really revolutionary if they were going to throw the baby out with the bath water but instead they do this.

  105. "Easy to use" is usually meaningless by whizbang77045 · · Score: 1

    In the mid 1950's, Piper Aircraft claimed their new TriPacer aircraft was so easy to use that an 8 year old girl learned to fly it in just a few short lessons. Of course, no one produced the 8 year old girl, and those of us who have flown that aircraft found the ad more amusing than realistic. I wonder if the same may not be true of Windows 8? What is the general public going to actually say about ease of use when they find a tablet interface has been shoved down their throat in the guise of a real computer? Lessee...I want to run a fairly complex application, yet my default interface looks like something off an overblown game. I don't want a tablet, smart phone, etc etc because I wind up paying the cost of a computer, without getting a full computer. It sounds to me as though Microsoft is taking this one step further: we're being asked to buy a full computer, but with the functionality of a tablet, or similarly neutered device.

  106. Re:Anybody with more than half a brain by Darinbob · · Score: 1

    How well does that kid write bash scripts, and can he multitask between 5 apps at once?

    Sure, if all you want to do is get to Disney's web site to buy more stuff, Windows 8 is the perfect vehicle to do that with.

  107. Re:Anybody with more than half a brain by HiThere · · Score: 1

    But I don't WANT to adapt to Unity. Some people have used it for an entire year and still despise it, so why should I put myself through that. And don't say "to escape from Gnome3". Gnome3 has driven me to KDE4. I still don't like KDE4 as well as I liked Gnome2, and I didn't like Gnome2 as well as I liked KDE3.

    Do you see a pattern here? The interface designers are progressively designing interfaces that are LESS adapted to my needs. At some point I'll probably switch to XFCE or LXDE despite my wife's objections. (Neither of those is as good as Gnome2, but they're pretty nearly as good as KDE4.)

    P.S.: My wife's objections are based on I haven't been able to get electric sheep to run on XFCE or LXDE. And it's significant to her, so I need to pay attention. KDE4 I found instructions for how to get it to work that succeeded. Gnome3 *I* rejected...and I would prefer to also reject KDE4, but it's less worse than the alternatives.

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  108. Re:Anybody with more than half a brain by dmbasso · · Score: 1

    Have you tried Cinnamon or MATE? My point was that at least in the free software world we have options. Nobody is gonna take Windows XP and make a fork to keep it up to date, simply because nobody can.

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  109. Touch vs Keyboard by Hillgiant · · Score: 1

    My 8 year old daughter was happily clacking away on a learn-to-type game when she accidentally hit the windows key. Bye-Bye game. And no clear way to get back to it. She was completely flummoxed.

    I have been using Win8 as my exclusive home operating system for a couple months now. I've gotten used to the tablet-yness, but I still don't see the point. Why do I have to treat my desktop computer as a tablet?

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  110. Same thing by woodycat · · Score: 1

    I seem to remember this as the discussion we have had before any windows release. It's just like a hammer with a different handle. We will still use it to drive our nails.

  111. I am not smarter than a 3yr old by WaffleMonster · · Score: 1

    I watched the video and I am not worthy... This kids mastery of weather app and clock are about as amazing as Microsoft removing those same gadgets from W7.

    Good luck managing your W8 disaster.

  112. Re:Anybody with more than half a brain by smash · · Score: 1

    or powershell. but yes, the metro UI is a disaster. i'm sure the average 3 year old isn't trying to use it to get work done in a multitasking environment.

    I *can* figure the metro UI out. I've used it. It is still crap though.

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  113. Re:Anybody with more than half a brain by Spaseboy · · Score: 1

    According to countless research, no one multitasks between 5 apps well. Factually, the human brain can only "multitask" between 2 things with any skill, add more and productivity drops dramatically. Anyone who says otherwise is lying.

      _.-* The More You Google.

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  114. It is perfect for 3 y.o. by dmpot · · Score: 1

    Windows 8 is very easy to use unless you try to do something that 3 year old would never do... you know, like trying to get your work done...

  115. Re:Anybody with more than half a brain by Internetuser1248 · · Score: 1

    Why is everyone accepting this retarded premise.

    1. Windows 8 has a new interface.
    2. Not many people have moved to windows 8.

    a = People must find windows 8 too difficult to use

    3. A 3 year old has been observed using it

    b = all users of windows XP and 7 are less smart than a 3 year old

    Fuck you. I don't upgrade microsoft products because they rarely work properly at release. People laughed at me when I didn't upgrade to Vista, but not for long, soon I was laughing at them. Windows 7 came out and again people encouraged me to ditch XP. Then they explained that we couldn't play a huge range of the old games we used to play when I tried to lan with them, because they weren't compatible. I did't upgrade to XP when it first came out either. I want stable and reliable not new. Windows 7 is now 3 years old and most of the kinks are worked out, so I will probably upgrade in the next few months. I will probably upgrade to windows 8 in 3 years time. The interface has nothing to do with anything.

  116. Re:Anybody with more than half a brain by lengau · · Score: 1

    There's a difference between multitasking amongst 5 apps and multitasking amongst 5 tasks. Some of my daily work requires at least 4 different windows open (I'm glad I have multiple displays) for one task, and I'd be far less productive without the ability to quickly switch amongst apps (Alt-Tab FTW!).

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  117. Bill Gates by DiEx-15 · · Score: 1

    Bill Gates has already successfully made the transition to what he calls an 'unbelievably great' Microsoft Surface.

    So, just because Bill Gates has made the transition to a Microsoft Phone GUI system, the rest of the Horde should jump on the Win8 bandwagon?

    Nah. It just means Billy is trying to pimp 8 like he did with Vista... with the same fail results.

    As for Adam Desrosiers: Good you that your 3-Year old can use 8. Too bad the issue isn't "ease of use", but rather a "fixing an imaginary problem that never really was a real problem" issue. That and 8 is a blatant attempt (ripoff?) to clone Apple and emulate the same success with the tablet/phone/touchscreen OS race. (To which Microsoft is a million days late and a billion dollars short in that department. Windows Phone and Zune, anybody?)

    Also: Nobody cares your three year old can use it. That just tells me MS is trying to dumb down the product so I'll have to explain to my future in-laws how they messed up an operation a purported 3-year old may have done.

    Bottom line: Trying to shove a previous failure down the throats of people under the guise of a new OS is just another failure in the making. Consumers aren't stupid and I doubt this time they will take the bait like they did Vista.

  118. Re:Anybody with more than half a brain by wendyg · · Score: 1

    Yes, and they have no existing habits or knowledge to unlearn.

    wg

  119. So we have proof that by oldestgeek · · Score: 1

    Bill Gates is as smart as a 3 year old! I've supported many mortals who have no idea how to save a file or how to find it when they do.

  120. Re:Anybody with more than half a brain by nobaloney · · Score: 1

    Not to mention that he has zero ingrained habits about how to use a computer.

    Not to mention that Windows 8 was designed for three year olds.

  121. Cue all the usual, typical /. crybabys... by ToddInSF · · Score: 1

    Nobody's making you use windows.

    Now STFU.

  122. Re:Anybody with more than half a brain by lsatenstein · · Score: 1

    Exactly. I can do mouse operations 10x faster than a 3 year old so since the UI is about 10x slower and less efficient, that brings us back down to the same level. I keep telling everyone their UI is designed like a tablet for 8 year olds but I may have to drop it to 3.

    Shut up and use the CLI like a man.

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    This is what I know. Three year old brains are like wicks in an oil lamp. They suck up information faster than you can blink, and they retain it forever. So it is no surprise that the three year old can do better at mazes than can an adult. Is it fair to call W8 a maze?

    Second point. All my grandkids know three languages (two of them fluently), they are aged 8, 7 and 5. English is spoken at home. Their schooling is in French immersion until grade 4, with gym and lunch-break in English. In grade 4, it is almost the reverse. They get more English than French. From Kindergarten to grade 4, even maths (arithmetic) was in French. They did not have any problem transitioning from English to French or vice-versa.
    At home, my wife speaks Spanish to her sisters. Via osmosis the grandkids have picked up spoken Spanish.

    I love the multiculturalism of Montreal. Even at my 70+ years, I thrive with 3 languages. I sincerely believe and recognize that people with multiple language skills are more creative than those with only one language.

    So, the three year old traversing the Windows 8 maze should not amaze you.
     

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  123. "3 year old Surrogates" gave the world Windows by VirtualJWN · · Score: 1

    If not for the "3 year old Surrogates" who invaded the Corporate IT world in the mid 90's, Windows would have never lasted THIS LONG! Windows 8 will be the stake that kills the giant Ogre that is Redmond and Microsoft. "EM" Balmer is already there measuring for the interment ceremony. Trust me, I was directly involved in a large (ok HUGE) company in the mid to late 1990's when the OS wars (Microsoft Vs Microsoft vs. Novell, vs. UNIX) were in full swing. BY FAR the majority of mindless foot dragging and foul language emanated from the "3 year olds" who had managed to parlay a spot in development HOW? Well following a stint on the "help desk" where their "rudimentary windows skills" translated into "Server Skills"......Only and I mean ONLY reason this worked was that the Microsoft Servers were SO DUMBED DOWN, that a 3 year old could actually configure them. I called this process "Click and Hope" in terms of "go through the GUIs long enough, and at some point (like the monkeys typing on typewriters" one would ultimately randomly create something intelligible. The unfortunate thing was that the cost of deployment, support, and overall COI was so inflated by this inefficient model that many companies could not compete. In 1995 an IBM OS/2 server could serve as domain controller and serve 500-700 users, Microsoft was limited to 100 users max. In terms of application serving and reducing COI of software, again Microsoft with its "flagship" (more like Pirate ship) office ABSOLUTELY fought this concept, and wanted an Office copy on every PC. Again the 3 year olds complied. Had OS/2 Warp, Sun Solaris X86, or even Novel been given an “equal shot” by the industry (rather than MGMT relying on the “smoke and mirrors” at Microsoft, we would be about 10 years further along right now. With lots and lots of the IT “GURUS” as baristas at Starbucks. Promises were made to upper management (at our company) from Redmond at "dog and pony" events telling how Windows 95 could extend your desktop to any other PC in the company (forgot to tell you that the other machine would have to mirror yours exactly and that specialized apps on your PC were not accessible to the other PC). This was major as it was one of the primary reasons Windows 95 was deployed. (BTW) this capability STILL does not exist natively (on Microsoft products anyway). UNIX and LINUX could do it at the time. Now you can use the Virtual PC and other similar technologies to approximate what Microsoft claimed and swore by in 1995! By my count, that is almost 20 years of lies alone!!! As far as the "3 year old" people taking over IT, no where is this more apparent than today. "Click and Hope" configuration is the norm, breaking standards the goal, and dominance through devotion the only key. Much like a 3 year old clings to a parent for sustenance and survival, so have the masses those beginnings in the 1990’s have devoted their "souls" if you will to promoting a now lumbering and faltering giant. Unfortunately for many who "banked" on Microsoft dominating for their career span, a younger and hipper crowd has deemed APPLE the new regent and status symbol. While I see neither "winning" long term, they will collectively muddy the waters until a "new" victor emerges. While many would arguable say that XP and perhaps windows 7 are useful and "easy" to use, never in its history has Microsoft provided a feature rich tool upon which an enterprise could be built. Only the point and click and pictures made this tech viable for the masses of IT incompetents. And before extolling the innovation of Windows NT, remember that that NT OS was "co-developed" (by co I mean written by IBM and "co opted" by Microsoft) and that the overwhelming success of that project was OS/2 (version 2.11 - WARP). So Forget NT as an "innovation" Prior to that, Windows 3.1 was a "rip off" of the Mac interface (albeit poorly implemented) And MS DOS before that was "essentially stolen" from another small company in Washington State and handed off to IBM a

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  124. Interface by Liger-Zero · · Score: 1

    Learning an interface and liking and being productive with an interface are TWO DIFFERENT things (or concepts if you prefer). I am sure I could use Windows 8, however, there are features I like in Windows XP, and Windows 7 that I don't want to give up. I find it arrogant of ANYONE who thinks their interface can make we work better, that is MINE decision on what I feel makes me more productive. I am finding a lot of authors like one of this article, just a mindless Mircosoft Zealot.

  125. OOooooh! bright colors!! by vandamme · · Score: 1

    Endorsed by the Teletubbies?