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30 Days Is Too Long: Animated Rant About Windows 8

First time accepted submitter Funksaw writes "Back in 2007, I wrote three articles on Ubuntu 6, Mac OS X 10.4, and Windows Vista, which were all featured on Slashdot. Now, with the release of Windows 8, I took a different tactic and produced an animated video. Those expecting me to bust out the performance tests and in-depth use of the OS are going to be disappointed. While that was my intention coming into the project, I couldn't even use Windows 8 long enough to get to the in-depth technical tests. In my opinion, Windows 8 is so horribly broken that it should be recalled."

1,110 comments

  1. Odd, it works perfectly fine for me. by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Sounds like a user problem to me. Windows 8 is working just fine for me.

    1. Re:Odd, it works perfectly fine for me. by Tempestas · · Score: 1

      It is either a OHS error (Operator Head Space Error) or a ID 10 T Error. Take your pick. Is it perfect? Well I think it was maybe created by Microsoft so heck no. Haters are going to Hate.

    2. Re:Odd, it works perfectly fine for me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Win 8 cant have ID 10 T's if its a touch screen metro interface! Such an improvement!

    3. Re:Odd, it works perfectly fine for me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the rest of us remain thankful you're not in charge of designing a GUI. Unfortunately, someone with a similar mindset to yours was.

    4. Re:Odd, it works perfectly fine for me. by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Why can't it have a ID 10T error>
      Did you mean PEBKAC error?

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    5. Re:Odd, it works perfectly fine for me. by evil_aaronm · · Score: 1

      You're thinking PEBKAC. ID10T has no peripheral requirements.

    6. Re:Odd, it works perfectly fine for me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Using Windows 8 as well without problems. I mostly bought it for the bitlocker full-disk encryption no longer requiring an expensive version of the OS, it came with the $40 upgrade by default.

      There's only three real humps to get over: 1) switching between the new front end and old desktop (overcome via windows key and windows key+D respectively) 2) Powering down (check the charms bar) 3) Dealing with the Metro apps: drag from the top to close, check the charms bar for settings.

      Compared to some of the abominations I've had to deal with on Linux from the time of Slackware in 96 (glibc, wireless networking drivers, winmodem drivers, building from source, kernel configuration, multifunction printer drivers) , this upgrade is pretty easy to overcome and any regular reader here who pretends otherwise is being disingenuous.

    7. Re:Odd, it works perfectly fine for me. by Mashiki · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It is a user problem, Windows 8 also works fine for me. And it seems to work fine for a buddy of mine who I just built a computer for. I gave him the choice of Win7 or Win8. And he took Win 8 and was off doing what he was doing before with minimal difficulty.

      Does that mean it's perfect? Hardly, but people stuck in their ways with the UI or have a bug up their ass over it are going to continue to throw a hissy fit no matter what.

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    8. Re:Odd, it works perfectly fine for me. by slashmydots · · Score: 1

      Well, the interface was designed for a 3 year old who's never used a computer before...

    9. Re:Odd, it works perfectly fine for me. by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 2, Informative

      No, the interface is the same as it was before... plus touch based application support. Is an IOS interface designed for a 3 year old? Is android? Same thing. get over it.

    10. Re:Odd, it works perfectly fine for me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look at the account's post history. Your answers lie within.

      I don't think win8 is nearly as bad as slashdot pretends, but shill history is shill.

    11. Re:Odd, it works perfectly fine for me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, the interface is the same as it was before...

      I think what the GP meant to say was "Well, the interface was designed for a 3 year old who's never used a computer before... just like before."

    12. Re:Odd, it works perfectly fine for me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you don't DO anything. Yeah windows 8 would be fine.

      If you spend the majority of your day fucking around on facebook, twitter, youtube, and about 5 other sites that are 'popular' now. Windows 8 will serve you just fine.

      And hey.. you are the target consumer. people who dont DO anything with their pc.

      Thats why windows 8 will do just fine in the marketplace as well. The masses of morons are here.

    13. Re:Odd, it works perfectly fine for me. by Subjective · · Score: 1

      PEBTAC

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    14. Re:Odd, it works perfectly fine for me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the big difference there is that iOS and Android were designed for 3-4" devices that can fit in your pocket and don't have a keyboard or mouse attached. Win8 is a horrible piece of crap. I actually USE my computer for a living and regularly have quite a few windows open that I switch between, or have partial views of (not split screen or any of that other crap). I would rather not have to keep my arms stretched out in front of me all day in order to use my computer via touchscreen monitor. I actually have work to do, and would like something that doesn't feel like I'm playing a video game or treats me like I'm an idiot who has never used a computer and has no concept of how a computer works. Win8 is MS just being lazy because they didn't want to support two versions of their OS (one for desktops/laptops and one for mobile). Does Mac OS look anything like iOS?? No! Because the people designing the Mac OS aren't idiots! I have used win9, and I can already say for sure that I will not be installing that on anything I own ever. There are other better options out there that I will use before that.

    15. Re:Odd, it works perfectly fine for me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      seriously, it really isn't that complicated. I like it.

    16. Re:Odd, it works perfectly fine for me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like Classic PEBKAC.

    17. Re:Odd, it works perfectly fine for me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umh... Psst - I think the moderation system here is broken. That is what passes here for insight ??? What, exactly, is insightful about suggesting it is a user problem? Windows 8 UI is well known for being... at a minimum, "different". Love it or hate it, you would at least have to agree it is different, right? So right off the bat, that means some may take to it and some may not, just like anything new and different in this world. Beyond that, however, the Windows 8 Metro UI has received endless criticism in the press and blogsphere. Do you think all these critics are just haters? Well maybe some are, but each and every one points out how Windows 8 is certainly not what they would expect. Wouldn't you agree?

      So saying it is a "user problem" is not insightful. Just because it works fine for Jackie-Windows-Fan we cannot extrapolate that therefore, it must work well for everybody.

      Furthermore, to point your finger at someone and say he has a problem, followed by "it works fine for me", now tell me, is that really worth 5 points? Come on now Slashdot, if that is worth the top score, the rest of the comments here can't be worth reading!

    18. Re:Odd, it works perfectly fine for me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, the "it works fine for me, so it must be the user" argument. I hope you don't work in user interface design.

    19. Re:Odd, it works perfectly fine for me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Besides the new start menu and metro Apps it's not much different from Windows 7.... horribly broken? I guess the author couldn't find the desktop tile, or god forbid RTFM.. meh...

    20. Re:Odd, it works perfectly fine for me. by ojak · · Score: 1

      Maybe the right question is whether it's better than the previous interfaces, for which the answer--although hotly debatable--is probably no?

    21. Re:Odd, it works perfectly fine for me. by GeorgeRidout · · Score: 1

      I'm not a massive fan of Metro or its apps but once I grouped the tiles in a meaningful way it works well enough to replace the start menu. The desktop is much faster and lighter than 7 and theres a few extra features. I didn't pay for windows 8 (work MSDN) but I'm not hating it. Just took a little getting used to.

    22. Re:Odd, it works perfectly fine for me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Here's a simple question: why in $!@^!^ didn't Microsoft at least offer an easily-accessible option to turn off the "Metro" interface and restore the Start menu? Is there some insurmountable technical obstacle here? No. Because third parties have eventually come up with solutions.

      As with the "ribbon" before it, the problem with Microsoft's recent UI moves, and the vast majority of scorn heaped on them, is the failure to include a "classic" option. Why oh why would Microsoft not provide this? I can understand turning on the new UI by default to show off what Microsoft thinks is an improvement, but no ability to stick with the old style is stupid and spitefully inconsiderate of the users who: A) yes, may be "stuck in their ways", B) have invested huge amounts of training time to learn the old ways, or C) who are quite willing to try new things, but upon doing so find that the old way works better.

      This is a gigantic failure to care about a large number of users. The message from Microsoft is "Our new desktop-to-tablet-to-phone marketing strategy is more important to us than our traditional users", to which I say: "!#!%! you, Microsoft!" I mean, seriously. Not even Apple has been stupid enough to try to pull off something like this. They've incorporated selected bits of the tablet stuff into the desktop, but practically all of it is easily controlled and possible to turn off in Preferences.

    23. Re:Odd, it works perfectly fine for me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like a user problem to me. Windows 8 is working just fine for me.

      You must be new to computers. no windows 8 is fuck up beyond belief, it's finally pushed me to full on linux with the exception of my video editing box.
      it's utterly disgraceful, but them M$ as a whole has gone down hill literally every years since bill left. dammit.

    24. Re:Odd, it works perfectly fine for me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a PEBBAC error - problem exists between Ballmer and customer.

    25. Re:Odd, it works perfectly fine for me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, it's not really that different from Windows 7. They took the start menu and made it a full screen menu with giant resizable icons. Which turns out to work much better on touch devices.

      The only issue I've had with it are really really slow data transfer speeds with the sd card, and itunes not streaming to my apple tv without rebuffing every 10 seconds. Might be driver issues, I'm not really sure at this point

       

    26. Re:Odd, it works perfectly fine for me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is very funny is that they upgrade to a new OS and then complain that it doesn't look like the old OS. But if it did they would complain about paying for the same product. Some people's children.........

    27. Re:Odd, it works perfectly fine for me. by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Funny but that is exactly what all the Windows Fans said about Vista and Me.
      No it is terrible. Just because you managed to figure out how to use it does not mean it is good.
      You have to learn new ways of doing things and for that effort you gain nothing in productivity. Put the speed improvements to the Windows 7 interface and you would have had a better product for most users.
      The large number of complaints means that there is a problem. Saying that you do not have a problem means nothing.

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    28. Re:Odd, it works perfectly fine for me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Changing the fucking UI every couple years, just for the sake of changing it is not progress. And the tired old line of people "not willing to change" or "stuck in their ways" is complete and utter bullshit. Imagine if you've been buying cars for thirty years, and for the previous twenty the steering wheel, gas/brake pedals, radio and climate controls, and turn signals were all generally in the same spot and behaved generally the same.

      Then you buy a 2006 model, and everything's all screwed up. Nothing is in the right spot, some things look similar but don't quite work the same. It's aggravating, but you don't want to be a "stick in the mud". You get used to where the windsheld wiper controls are and how to change the station on the radio, and the steering wheel at least is still round and the gas pedal still works the same. Then you buy a 2012 model. This time, it's got a fucking joystick for steering, braking, and accelerating. You lose precise and discrete controls of your movement and speed. Every control is dumbed-down to the point of Fisher Price level simplicity. There are no words, only nondescript icons for what everything does. Not one thing is similar to the cars that you mastered driving for twenty-plus years, and you feel like a 15-year old again just learning how to operate the machine. Productivity drops to nothing. Unfortunately, you aren't 15 anymore, and aren't going pick it up quite as quickly this time.

      Change for the better is progress. Changing constantly just because you want to clone a competitor's UI and shove it onto devices it wasn't designed for is asinine. 95/98/NT/2000/XP were around for almost two decades if you count the fact that only now is XP finally almost gone. That's a large installed base of people (most of whom don't know how to use computers anyway) who learned how to do things that way. Great, so there are a few of us power users who pick up on a new UI quick. Try explaining that to my 75-year old father who just went back to using his BlackBerry after I got him an Android device. Not because the BB has a superior UI, by any means, but because the BB had a UI that he spent years learning how to use and he is familiar with. Of course the Android UI is better (according to me and you), but the one you already know how to use is best for the vast majority of people out there.

    29. Re:Odd, it works perfectly fine for me. by LordLimecat · · Score: 2

      Hardly, but people stuck in their ways with the UI or have a bug up their ass over it are going to continue to throw a hissy fit no matter what.

      It will always suck to lose days of productivity learning a new UI. Microsoft could have done this a LOT better, rather than just saying "who cares how we did it in Win7, we're throwing everything out".

      It also doesnt help that theres basically no discoverability built into the UI. I had to get a metro app called "Win8 tips" or something that has a list of shortcuts and how to use the new UI; thats not the mark of a well-done interface.

      Yes, Im starting to cope after about 2 weeks, but somehow when I started using Ubuntu in 6.04 I figured out the UI in about 4 hours; and when I first used a Mac I figured things out in about 2 hours (though the hot corners and the disappearing dock remained perpetually aggravating). That Windows 8 / Server 2012 continues to mystify even people who do cross-platform tech for a living indicates that its not an issue of "people being stuck in their ways" as much as it is an issue of a really sloppy release.

    30. Re:Odd, it works perfectly fine for me. by Samizdata · · Score: 1

      Can't tell. The update I purchased legitmately will not install on the machine I purchased it for. So there's that I guess.

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    31. Re:Odd, it works perfectly fine for me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. The first day I was like @^!&&*!$! but once I got a Logitech touchpad and got everything personalized I like it a lot better than Win7 and XP. And even OS X in a number of key ways. And it runs awesome on a cheap computer my company was basically throwing away.

    32. Re:Odd, it works perfectly fine for me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Works for me too...

    33. Re:Odd, it works perfectly fine for me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have to agree, as an IT professional who is part of a team which supports close to 10,000 users, I jumped head first into Windows 8, knowing that sooner rather than later it would show up for me to fix. I can honestly say that I haven't found ANY issues except that Windows Media Center will not work with Enterprise edition windows 8. Sure the user interface takes a bit of getting used to, but isn't that what people said when Windows 95 first released, and when OSX changed the Mac interface. Coverage of reviews like this by slashdot are simply poor tech journalism. There are going to be people who hate things, there are still people who SWEAR by windows 2000...guess what...their unwillingness to adopt new changes makes and take hard line stances on how things shouldn't change reek of one's inability to react to a changing environment...and as such makes them unsuitable for making such claims.

      I understand that you may not like the new interface, there are certainly things that annoy me about it (why do I have to log out to shutdown unless I want to use keyboard commands). But to say that this software is unusable makes the reviewer sounds like nothing more than a whining child.

    34. Re:Odd, it works perfectly fine for me. by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Someone modded this insightful? Just saying the same old stupid "it works for me so problem is on your end" response is not insightful, but it is condescending.

    35. Re:Odd, it works perfectly fine for me. by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Rememeber, even Vista and ME had their ardent supporters.

    36. Re:Odd, it works perfectly fine for me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As one of the apparently very small minority of people who really like what Microsoft has been doing lately, I'm stoked that yours and OP's were the first 2 comments on this story!

    37. Re:Odd, it works perfectly fine for me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same here

      I even did the one thing i have always said i would not do with a new OS, I upgraded the OS from Windows 7 to Windows 8 Pro

      All my games run with no loss in FPS
      Took maybe 30 minutes of actual playing to learn
      printer installing (HP C310) no driver required
      XBOX smart glass works better then i ever thought MS could do

      the only thing that annoyed me was the shutdown process was perhaps 2 steps to long
      Fix: Create Shortcut on desktop (shutdown /s /t 0), change icon to shutdown .image and pin to start, shutdown just became one step

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      1 x WD raptor 10k RPM
      ASUS Sabertooth MOBO

  2. Saw what he wanted to see. by pieisgood · · Score: 3, Insightful

    " Windows 8 is so horribly broken that it should be recalled."

    Now, forgive me, but you can totally enter into windows 8 from a standard windows interface (as I understand it). That and, data shows, people are becoming familiar with it. Put that onto anecdotal evidence that younger individuals pick up the interface just fine and I'm inclined to think you knew what you thought before ever using windows 8.

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    1. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by Threni · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yes, once you've seen what was called Metro before Microsoft discovered that they were going to have to give it another name, and you've googled for `uh..how do I do stuff on my computer like..uh..get the control panel up...shut it down...exit full screen mode on that ugly application` you'll find the Windows key, which allows you entry into a whole new front end, which is a little like Windows 7 only the stuff at the bottom of the screen is missing. You have to move the mouse around in the corners and the edges of the screen and usually the same stuff will appear that appeared last time you sort of moved your mouse around that part of the screen.

    2. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Was your point that you're completely retarded and unable to follow basic instructions? Because you managed to make it. There's literally a fucking tutorial that shows you how to access most of what you mentioned if not all.

    3. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by tepples · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There's literally a fucking tutorial that shows you how to access most of what you mentioned

      How are new users of Windows 8 expected to discover that this tutorial exists before they end up accidentally opening weather and not knowing how to make it go away?

    4. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If an average computer user needs a tutorial to figure out how to navigate the 'desktop', it means your UI is not very discoverable.

      An undiscoverable UI is a horrible UI.

    5. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by geekoid · · Score: 0

      Since every person I know with a windows 8 machine has no problem figuring anything out on their own, I don't see that as an issue.

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    6. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's part of OOBE, which usually works even with premade computers (like those sold by HP) and is the first thing that appears when you boot the operating system.

    7. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by Tom · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yes, people are amazingly adaptable.

      That doesn't mean what they adapt to is any good. You can create the most horrible UI of all times, intentionally, and if you force them then people will learn to use it. Having to use it because of work or because you know nothing else is a kind of force.

      I haven't used W8 yet, so I don't have an opinion. But I have used most other versions of windows, and the UI is pretty stupid, inconsistent and basically cobbled together. Always has been. Don't see why W8 would be any different all of a sudden.

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    8. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by Missing.Matter · · Score: 3, Informative

      The tutorial plays the first time you log on to a new account. It tells you to move your mouse to any corner, and shows you the charms bar opening if you move the mouse to the top right. This gives you shortcuts for search, start, and settings. This accounts for everything the GP complained is hidden and confusing.

    9. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by tepples · · Score: 3, Informative

      [The tutorial in the out-of-box experience of Windows 8] is the first thing that appears when you boot the operating system.

      Is it displayed only when the PC's owner boots the operating system for the first time, or also when another user of the same computer boots the operating system for the first time?

    10. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by DavidRawling · · Score: 1

      In this case, the tutorial appears the first time any new user logs in (be that domain or local). Need to find out how to kill it, actually, via GPO, or it'll drive me batty.

    11. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by Missing.Matter · · Score: 0

      Is it displayed only when the PC's owner boots the operating system for the first time

      Yes.

      or also when another user of the same computer boots the operating system for the first time?

      Yes.

      It is clear to me now that you've never even used Windows 8. Please refrain from commenting on how terrible it is until you've actually tried it?

    12. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I missed the word "only" in the first quote. That word makes the answer "No"

    13. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by tepples · · Score: 2

      shows you the charms bar opening if you move the mouse to the top right

      So why does the charms bar visually slide in from the right center instead of sliding in from the top right corner?

    14. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I knew I could have an application open side-by-side with my browser.

    15. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      People are also amazingly resistant to change.

      That doesn't mean what they resist is bad. You can create the most beautiful UI of all times, and yet some people will have to be forced into using it because it's different than what they knew before.

    16. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It took me nearly five minutes to figure out how to close a Metro app the first day I used it, and I had owned a Windows Phone 7 device for nearly a year when I first tried the preview of Windows 8. It's not intuitive at all. I think the first boot or new user login should provide a nice short but informative tutorial on how to use the "old school" keyboard and mouse that is the primary interface for 99% of computers shipping with 8.

    17. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by DrGamez · · Score: 3, Informative

      Because you can move to the bottom right and do the same thing. Or press WIN+C. Or maybe because Microsoft isn't really great at UIs? Who knows.

    18. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1

      Because the track pad gesture and touch gesture both slide in from the right side. It's just an animation.

    19. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Because it's a bar? It slides from the entire right edge of the screen, all along its length.

    20. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Because you don't need to go into a corner when you are using your fingers. My boss got his tablet last week. He was using the notebook docking unit and was lost as to where to find things. I picked up his tablet, told him to pay attention that this was the most comfortable way to hold it, I then used my thumbs and started doing everything. His eyes lit up and then he realized that everything made sense. An hour later, he was busy showing everyone around the office how cool it was and how quickly he could do different things.

      Windows 8 is all about moving into new ways of interacting with things. With Windows, it was all about how much stuff you could cram on the screen at the same time. Windows 8 is now about giving each application your full attention and allowing you to very quickly move back and forth between them. The Start screen is an overview of everything you have available and live tiles allow them to each give you different types of information allowing you to decide if they are worth your time or not.

      The bit about how to close apps, its pretty easy, but, after you learn about how apps get suspended, you realize there really isn't a reason to care that they are still there. For giggles I loaded absolutely everything up on his machine, didn't slow anything down in the slightest, just took forever to flick through them all to get to one I wanted.

      The best way to describe what's been done is that windows is now more about flipping through a book and less about putting all the pages spread out on your desk. You no longer waste time trying to come up with the optimal organization of the desk and more about the content of the page you are on.

      I've been using it on my home notebook for several months and upgraded my work machine the day after release. At home, I'm primarily in the app world and it works great. At work I'm primarily in the desktop world, and, guess what? It works great. I've never had this "weather keeps popping up" crap that was in the video. It sounds very much like he has created a usability pattern for himself where he always puts his mouse in a certain spot and always drags it a certain way, which just happens to be like how the switcher works. After the second time, people who have any sort of common sense would go "oh, yeah, here, I'll just drop my cursor a few pixels this way" and be done with it. Then when he needed to switch programs he'd go, "awesome, I just need to flick this way". But he didn't. He's got so many patterns hard coded into him, he got frustrated and ranted.

    21. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by jonbryce · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "But I have used most other versions of windows, and the UI is pretty stupid, inconsistent and basically cobbled together. Always has been. Don't see why W8 would be any different all of a sudden."

      Prepare to be surprised and blown away, and not in a good way.

      It kind of reminds me of people on here when Slashdot first launched.

      "I've just installed Red Hat 3 on my machine, and it can't find my CD drive despite the fact I installed it from a CD
      "That's really easy. You just fire up xterm, type su, enter your root password, then type mount -t iso9660 /dev/cdrom /mount/cdrom . You must be a complete idiot if you can't figure that out."

      A bit later

      "Great, that works. However I can't get the CD out of the drive now
      "You need to unmount it first you idiot"

      Linux has moved on since those days. It has improved, and is much more user friendly now. Windows 8 is a major step backwards.

    22. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by lgw · · Score: 2

      I never saw any such thing the first time I used Windows 8. Perhaps because it was a work machine, and so created from an image, like most corproate machines? An image that was already used and tested for basic functionality before being pushed out?

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    23. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People will be calling you guys for help, their new computers will have Windows 8 pre-installed.......... good luck avoiding it....... suckers!

    24. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1, Informative

      Probably right. In this case however, it's your IT department that's supposed to train you on how to use your work-required technology, not MIcrosoft. Here is what you missed: http://www.theverge.com/2012/8/2/3214795/windows-8-tutorial-setup-guide

    25. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " Windows 8 is so horribly broken that it should be recalled."

      Now, forgive me, but you can totally enter into windows 8 from a standard windows interface (as I understand it)..

      No, you can't. You can not escape the interface formerly known as metro (IFKM). If MS had added a setting for "classic mode" or whatever they wanted to call it you would not be getting these complaints. It was the first think I went looking for. Apparently the beta did have such a thing, but it was deliberately removed. Probably because someone at MS realized that if you gave people the option of skipping IFKM, they would. Even if you install something like Classicshell, which bypasses IFKM and adds the start button, there are some tasks that have to be performed in IFKM.

      Doesn't it tell you something when MS had to remove the ability to bypass IFKM because they knew that given a choice, few people would use it?

    26. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People are used to the metaphor of a single button on your phone always bringing you "home". Windows Key serves this purpose in Win8, but they might need to disseminate that information more broadly.

    27. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by Deathlizard · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How To close Metro Apps:
      http://windows.microsoft.com/en-US/windows-8/how-close-app

      The above would have solved his "Farting Goblin" problem right there, although also having a way to disable gestures on the trackpad would work too.

      Frankly, allowing the screen gestures to be preformed on a trackpad is just plain stupid. Not having a way to turn them off without editing the registry is even worse. That being said, if he was just using a keyboard and mouse he would have probably had an easier time.

    28. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't even install apps if you move you profile to a different volume, something that worked flawlessly in windows since forever. I'm sorry, but as far as I'm concerned, Windows 8 is a BETA product.

    29. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because nobody just hits escape or whatever they need to do to get past stupid tutorials, right?

      Seriously, it's windows! I've had every windows version since 3.1 and I never needed a tutorial, so why would I need one now? .....right.....where is that tutorial again?

    30. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i wasn't aware that they could be closed. i figured they just sat there occupying ram but suspended until you rebooted the machine (like apps on smartphones). i had been killing them off in the task manager

    31. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can tell that you haven't ever actually used Windows 8. Ask me how I know that.

    32. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by exomondo · · Score: 1

      How are new users of Windows 8 expected to discover that this tutorial exists before they end up accidentally opening weather and not knowing how to make it go away?

      The initial tutorial comes up when you first log in and shows you the basics, that's all you need to get going, people don't need to be babied through this. It's no different to working on iOS, hitting the home button to go to the start screen, double-tapping then hold+press to close running apps...it's not particularly intuitive but it doesn't matter.

    33. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      Yes, people are amazingly adaptable.
      That doesn't mean what they adapt to is any good.

      Yes. I've just about gotten over the Sci-Fi channel name switch to "SyFy" - though it still makes me gag a bit.
      [ P.S. Anyone saying that was about "branding" is an idiot, it was about copyright and trademark. ]

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      It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
    34. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1

      Frankly, allowing the screen gestures to be preformed on a trackpad is just plain stupid. Not having a way to turn them off without editing the registry is even worse.

      I really like them actually. Windows 8 is a lot more usable on a laptop than Windows 7 due to these gestures. I don't know what you're talking about w.r.t. registry edits, but you can just turn gestures off (in my case) in the synaptics toolbar applet.

    35. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by tftp · · Score: 1

      It took me nearly five minutes to figure out how to close a Metro app the first day I used it,

      On a PC it's Alt-F4, if you are old enough to remember Windows 3.1 keyboard shortcuts. Everyone else you need to invoke the anti-charms bar (whatever it is called) and from there you can close.

    36. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How in the world is this modded +4 informative when it asks a question? It contains no information at all, and is written by someone who has already admitted he has never used Windows 8, and thus has no information to provide regarding the OS.

    37. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by __aaqvdr516 · · Score: 1

      You make it sound like they'd be stuck.

      If a new user can't figure out that alt-tab, win-e, win-tab, or hitting any of the corners activates things then this hypothetical user would have trouble finding the start button/gnome button on any other GUI as well.

    38. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by murdocj · · Score: 1

      So your IT department deployed a new O/S on you and didn't give you any information on how to use it?

    39. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by tftp · · Score: 1

      I have an RC build of Win8, and I never saw this tutorial. Perhaps it is present in the production build, but how would I know that without gilding Ballmer's hand? Should I buy a pig in a poke just to find out what's inside the poke?

    40. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed. Take QWERTY, for example.

    41. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're lucky. The people I know have been asking me how to use their computers for decades.

    42. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by JWW · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The fact that the "magic button" to close full screen apps is an archaic key combo from windows 3.1 is a key indicator of how bad this interface is. I mean alt -f4 is a great shortcut key, but for that to be the great "answer " for closing full screen apps. Yes, I count that as a fail.

    43. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by lgw · · Score: 1

      That's been the case my entire career (which started with mainframes) - why should this time be any different?

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    44. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by JMJimmy · · Score: 1

      A) the fact that they have that Q&A there means they have a problem
      B) Dragging down doesn't actually close it, it minimizes it!
      C) There's no reason you'd want to close an app eh?

      I couldn't agree more with the opinions in the video. Win8 is horrid. If I could figure out how to get Windows 7 installed on my new system I'd be there now. As it is, I haven't touched the thing in weeks, instead using a laptop which overheats with any graphics load and is making some seriously horrible clicking noises.

    45. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Notice how every Windows 8 "fan" (shill?) says they got used to it, mentions that 3 and 5 years olds can use it, that sort of stuff.

      The whole point is the UI is not supposed to be something TO GET USED TO! If I go from a Windows 95 system to a Windows 98 system, it is seamless--the start menu is the same. If I go from Windows 98 to Windows Me or Windows 2000, similar. If I go to Windows XP, they just changed it so the start menu is no longer cascading across most of the screen. If I go to Windows Vista "Start" is replaced with the Windows logo but is still there. If I go to Windows 7, the user experience is similar to that of Vista, but certain things open faster.

      Now, if I go to Windows 8, I have a disorganized mess of tiles--not even alphabetized within their categories, and I have to scroll through them in a slower horizontal manner rather than a faster vertical manner. Can I get used to doing it that way? Yes. Should I have to get used to it? No, that means the user interface is kludgy and broken.

      At the very least, I should have--by default--alphabetized tiles. Let me rearrange them as I see fit if I want to, but they should be alphabetized by default and not requiring any additional clicks to make them alphabetized.

      Then Windows 8 barely allows multitasking. What if I want to have four windows open at once, and want to quickly toggle between them either by clicking the window title bar OR using the taskbar? Again, it's clear Windows 8 only allows one primary task at a time and only allows a peek at one secondary task.

      They broke the UI, they broke the very reason Windows existed for multitasking. The operating system is supposed to be a tool for launching applications and getting things done, and not someting to get used to. See also the latest UIs in Linux that try to be revolutionary in some way, just be static and consistent with small incremental changes that the user can turn off and restore the OS to the way they want it to be used.

    46. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dunno, maybe researching what you're fucking buying might help.

    47. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny, the 4 people I know who've tried it switched back in under a day... that didn't happen with, 2k, xp, (some vista) and 7...

    48. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by X.25 · · Score: 1

      Since every person I know with a windows 8 machine has no problem figuring anything out on their own, I don't see that as an issue.

      Since very person I know with a Windows 8 machine has problem figuring out things on their own, I see that as an issue.

      You are silly.

    49. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by KingMotley · · Score: 1

      If you are on the start screen, type help., or if you are on the desktop, press F1, or watch the tutorial when you first boot.

    50. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by KingMotley · · Score: 1

      type help or press F1.

    51. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by tftp · · Score: 1

      Games have more detailed video walkthroughs than the OS made by a billion dollar company. The MS Web site is useless if you want facts. As it was said many times before, MS is a sales company first and foremost. Tech company it is not; it just so happened, historically, that the product that MS is selling is software.

    52. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's mount -t iso9660 /dev/cdrom /cdrom you idiot.

    53. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps it is present in the production build, but how would I know that without gilding Ballmer's hand?

      The same way you find out information about any product you are buying...why is it different when it's microsoft? why is it that as soon as people comment on microsoft products they lose all basic cognitive ability and act as though they need to babied and spoon-fed through every little step, as soon as the product requires actual mental abilities of any kind people like you throw their arms up in the air and proclaim that microsoft has failed because they haven't thought for them.
      I mean how the fuck does one figure out that you double-tap the home button on iOS which brings up a row of icons which is actually a task list and you then hold down on one that makes it look the same as if you're deleting it (but you aren't) and then click the little 'x' to close it? Maybe it is actually true, maybe apple customers are smarter than microsoft ones.

    54. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by firewrought · · Score: 2

      The tutorial plays the first time you log on to a new account..... This accounts for everything the GP complained is hidden and confusing

      A video is a poor substitute for a well-designed user interface. For one thing, the forced-pace of a video can overwhelm new users [for whom it seems to fast] and tempt experts [for whom it seems to slow] to skip the tutorial altogether. But mainly, all forms of documentation (videos, manuals, etc.) exist separately from the artifact they document. They have to be remembered or referenced and mentally paired up with what the user is currently looking at. By contrast, design cues (labels, shadows, animations, etc.) are welded to the exact moment and place in which a user is trying to figure something out.

      That's not to say that good design can completely eliminate the need for documentation, but should you need to watch a video to figure out how to launch an app on a modern OS? Or open the control panels / system settings / whatever you want to call them? This is a solved problem in OS design, and Microsoft doesn't get a bye in my book for adding a tutorial to compensate--that they tried to paper over it in that fashion is evidence of design denialism at Redmond.

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    55. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by firewrought · · Score: 1

      Data shows people are becoming familiar with it.

      What other outcome would you expect? People aren't becoming less familiar with it because it is forced on all new [consumer] PC's. If you're going to take a data-centric approach please choose data that is meaningful to the issue being discussed. In this case, you'd most likely want to take a look at corporate adoption rate, mac-to-PC sale ratio, and Surface return rate, among other things.

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    56. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by bfandreas · · Score: 1

      If you are at your local Starbucks and have settled down for a nice afternoon and getting some work done you may have to make do with what you've got. Personally I hate trackpads and those Thinkpad clits. So I usually bring a mouse. But I can understand why somebody would expect a trackpad to behave like it usually does. You can't break conventions like that and expect people to be fine with it.
      Trackpads need getting used to. Changing that without a nice and easy way to change the way it behaves WHILE NOT HAVING A POINTING DEVICE SINCE YOU JUST BROKE IT is going to leave a bad taste in anyones mouth.

      Also why does everybody put weather apps so prominently on his devices? Google did it with Google Now, Microsoft did it with their Metro thing. I know a much more relyable way to figure out if I will get rained on than looking at a computer screen. Also I'm not a farmer, I don't grow crops and I'm not obsessed with weather. Thankfully my smalltalk skills go beyond talking about the weather. I do not live and die by knowing what the weather is going to be. Why is everybody acting as if I were. Same goes with sports results, current stock performance or what Christina Bloody Aguilera or any other popular airhead is currently up to. Yet that is what you get shoved into your face by default. Just last weekend I spent two hours to get rid of inane crap on my tablet so I wouldn't be bothered by it again. Yet vital information, like when the next part of the Batman Nomans Land collections will be available for Kindle on Amazon in my region is amazingly omitted.

      End of rant.

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      20 minutes into the future
    57. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by modmans2ndcoming · · Score: 1

      No... it means that the UI is new and for people to get up and running quickly you will want to show them the basics.

    58. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by modmans2ndcoming · · Score: 1

      No...super users are just fucking whiny douche bags.

    59. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by Vanderhoth · · Score: 2

      I disagree, while we as technical users know about alt-tab and keyboard short cuts others may not. I admit shortcut keys are not my first method of interaction, you have to know about the shortcut before you can use it and I've often just developed a habit of creating a "my computer" shortcut on my taskbar or shortcuts to the most commonly used folders. Point being because I've created other work arounds I don't always learn the shortcut keys so I don't always know them off the top of my head.

      For non-technical users, I can use my wife, mother-in-law and Father-in-law as examples. They've all been using computers since the windows 3.1 days. The start menu was introduced in 95, as the video points out, which means there has been 15+ years of training to use a "start" button of sorts. My wife couldn't figure out the Win8 laptop we were looking at at Staples, but was easily able to figure out Linux Mint with the MATE desktop because it has all the same elements that have been in windows since 95. Similarly, I gave my father-in-law an old broken widows vista laptop which I installed Ubuntu on with all the default settings. He was able to start using it right away with no questions, even with the unity interface. My mother-in-law saw how fast it was running and asked if I would put Ubuntu on their XP desktop as well, which had been suffering from performance issues. I did and I haven't heard from them in a months where I was getting weekly calls from them before to help sort out issues they were having. I saw them last week and asked how things were going. No issues at all, they're happy.

      Maybe after a few years of the Metro interface people will just get use to it, but my feeling is there's going to be so much push back that MS will remove it for PC in windows 9 or at least make win9 boot to a desktop mode, which will be fixed with no hidden menus, and allow the user to go to the Metro interface only when they want to, not force them there when the machine starts. I'm sure MS choose this approach on purpose because given the choice people will actively avoid Metro so they'll never get use to it, similarly with how they forced the ribbon interface. Everyone complained, I still don't like it, but after months of using it eventually figured out where everything was and were able to make due. One of the improvements between Office 2007 and Office 2010 was they got rid of the round windows 7 style start button and replaced it with a green "File" option, that in itself made the interface ten times better, for me at least.

    60. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, well, that invalidates EVERYBODY because fucking GEEKOID says so, that's why. The plural of Anecdote is not Data, you fucking retarded arsehole. So, why are you always the one behind the most inane comments? Because you're a fat Cheeto neckbeard Neanderthal with far more opinion than intelligence, that's why.

      PS lose some weight, you fat cunt.

    61. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hahaha!

      I had serious problems exactly like the ones you described with Ubuntu 12.04 LTS, only this time it was with the window manager crashing and losing all the menus and borders of the applications in the GUI.

      There was some even more arcane command that I needed to memorize to type into a secondary terminal ("Idiot, you use alt-ctrl and the function keys to switch between them!"), but what got to me was the error reporting system that popped up.

      "Would you mind submitting a core dump? Agree to these privacy concerns? Okay ... uploading... IDIOT! You need to pay for technical support! You should be using the INTERNET to find a solution to your problem, or buy a support contract!"

      Why does it ask me about submitting a core dump with personal data after the OS crashes and loses all its windows THEN call me an idiot for saying yes?

      It was bad enough, I upgraded to Windows 8. (True story.)

      I then managed to bluescreen Win 8 on the same hardware (a graphics driver bug, I think), but at least it showed a sad face on the screen and said "I'm terribly sorry, but something has gone wrong," then offered to reinstall the OS for me when it entered recovery mode.

      I still felt kind of dumb, but at least I felt like my computer wasn't trying to insult me at the same time.

      Fun times.

    62. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by Gerinych · · Score: 0

      Actually, if you use a tablet, you just need to slide your finger to the left from the right side of the screen. It's made so that you have to use either bottom right or top right corner of a screen with a mouse so that you don't accidentally open it.

    63. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by the_B0fh · · Score: 1

      You lie. RedHat 3 wasn't out at that time! :)

    64. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thats funny. My macbook came with a lengthy video tutorial right out of the box.

    65. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by Darth+Snowshoe · · Score: 1

      To use this content, please install Silverlight! Gah!

      So I can't use an ancilliary device that doesn't support Silverlight, a technology that (by consensus if not by Windows actually admitted it) MS is planning to obsolesce, to find out the basic rudimentary getting-around-and-getting-things-done things with Win8?

    66. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by Remus+Shepherd · · Score: 1

      Windows 8 is now about giving each application your full attention

      But I don't work that way. Does anyone?

      When I'm writing, I have my draft in one window, my notes in another, and a browser open so I can research. When I program I have one window for the editor and one in a shell ready to compile and run. When I work with spreadsheets it's rarely one sheet at a time, and usually I'm getting the numbers from a shell or browser window. About the only applications I use on their own are games. I need multiple document windows for almost every productive task. It sounds as if Metro disables this basic, necessary work environment. I just can't see myself ever using that part of the OS.

      If I'm not ever, ever going to use Metro, why would I want Windows 8?

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    67. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by dgrotto · · Score: 1

      Small offtopic nit to pick: it's the IT department's job to teach you how to use a computer? Is computer use not a standard job requirement for most posts?

      Coming from a very broken organization that had this very attitude ("Excel training is IT's job!"), I pity the poor schleps in IT. I'm very glad I moved to dev.

      That isn't to say that there's no middle ground here. The IT department should be able to force this usage video to run once after the imaging, unless M$ has disallowed this. Beyond that, if training is needed, it should be rolled into the project plan for rolling out a new OS and be handled by a training department or outsourced training program.

    68. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The MS Web site is useless if you want facts.

      Sorry for removing part of the quote, it was completely unrelated to what I was saying and the point you were making beforehand.

      Maybe you're young, I don't know, but an easy way to test Windows 8 is to drive to any computer store worth a salt and to simply test it. That's what we did back in the day, and it still works today.

      You buy online? Surely you're capable of watching a single video to find out how Windows 8 works? Most people have to do the same thing for Linux or OS X, it's not exactly a stretch.

      Since your reply makes me feel like you have completely forgotten what we were talking about, let me reiterate:

      Perhaps it is present in the production build, but how would I know that without gilding Ballmer's hand? Should I buy a pig in a poke just to find out what's inside the poke?

      Where I live, you drive to the butcher and you taste a slice. Then you book him for 50 people at your wedding in a few months.

      With Windows, you drive to the store and test the OS. Then if you like it, you buy it, if you don't, you don't.

      Alright, enough babysitting.

    69. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1

      The "tutorial" plays while setting up your computer. It's a 10 second animation that says "Move your mouse into any corner." It depicts a giant cursor moving into the corner, which displays the charms bar. It loops this animation several times while your user profile is set up. If you have a touch screen, it also tells you to swipe in from any side and shows a hand swiping in.

      See here: http://www.theverge.com/2012/8/2/3214795/windows-8-tutorial-setup-guide

      Slow enough to be completely understandable for those who are slow, and if you want to skip it.... too bad. Your user profile is being set up and apps are being installed.

    70. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've only messed with win8 for a few days at most, but I never saw a tutorial screen either. That might've explained the error I encountered the first time I logged in after install though that colored the rest of my experience with it pretty heavily though. It is definitely not use able for technical tasks; so far 100% of my developer buddies who wanted to make metro apps have given up due to inherent problems within win that need to be fixed before any real work can be done.

    71. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by LordLimecat · · Score: 2

      Its standard, right until you say "wait, I want to open the File Explorer", and you look for Start Menu --> Computer-- which has been a convention in one form or another for about 15 years. So you press start menu, and all of a sudden youre dropped into this bizarre interface, with no indication of how to do a text search, and no indication of how to get out of it.

      Or you launch Internet Explorer on the desktop and it looks normal,and then one day you try to launch it by hitting Windows and typing "internet + [enter]", and all of a sudden youre in this bizarre interface again, and IE looks totally different.

      Or you decide you want to log off, and you realize theres absolutely nothing anywhere that indicates you should hover your mouse over the bottom right corner and click "settings".

      Or you decide you want to close your Metro apps, and it takes you about 2 hours of fiddling to realize that if you hover bottom right (but DONT CLICK!) and swipe upwards you get a list of the apps.

      All of this stuff might make some degree of sense if I had a touchscreen; but having to constantly think "how would I do this if it were a tablet" doesnt scream "professional UI design", it screams "awkward".

    72. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      The tutorial lasts about 30 seconds and vaguely says "try hovering in various corners", but helpfully neglects such things as "how do I access the C: drive" or "how do I shut down" or "how do i close running metro apps".

      It was helpful, but it should have been about 5 times longer or structured as a game or something. What they released was beta quality, and sloppy.

    73. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      During initial setup only.

    74. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't need to close apps. You need to remember that the Windows 8 is unifying tablet and desktop. It's like on an iPad - you don't close apps on an iPad. You just sort of press the home button and open something else. Don't close anything, on the Metro side, it all gets Tombstoned I believe, ala Windows Phone.

    75. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1

      ... it's your IT department that's supposed to train you on how to use your work-required technology, not MIcrosoft.

      If you really think this is the case in most companies for all but the most drone-like workers, you are a complete idiot.

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    76. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1

      The tutorial lasts about 30 seconds and vaguely says "try hovering in various corners"

      No, it very specifically says: "Move your mouse into any corner" and shows what happens when you move into the upper right corner. Subsequently doing this and performing the most cursory exploration will lead you to all the functions of the OS you need.

    77. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by kokako · · Score: 1

      Weather is important if you don't live in California.

      If you live in the Midwest, where nature tries to kill you every winter and makes a good stab of it in summer too, you want to know 1) how many degrees below zero it might be today; 2) whether there is an incoming snow storm that will affect your commute or close your kids' schools. Or in summer 1) if there is a chance of tornadoes today and you need to refresh your emergency supply kit; 2) if it will be above 100 degrees Fahrenheit, with dew point of 82, and you need to make sure your air con is serviced.

      It's helpful to have this in your OS. Its also one of the main benefits of having a smartphone if you live here.

    78. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right. He just needed for pay for Windows 8, watch a tutorial, and unlearn what he'd been doing for years. It's that simple and intuitive. I hope that when Microsoft completely design their UI in 5 years time they'll make it more obvious.

    79. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1

      I mean alt -f4 is a great shortcut key, but for that to be the great "answer " for closing full screen apps.

      Alt+f4 is not the "great answer. The answer is you don't close them, you just leave them, the same way you would on iPad, and they are put to sleep. They use no CPU (as long as they are not performing a background task like playing music), and what RAM they use is recovered when needed. Alt+F4 and the dunking gesture is for advanced users only... hence the obscurity.

    80. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by Iniamyen · · Score: 1

      Oh wow, it's good to know all CLIs are horrible. Thanks chief.

    81. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1

      Name an operating system and I'll give you a list of things users found not intuitive, undiscoverable, or backwards. Even very fundamental things you probably take for granted like double clicking, click-drag, selecting multiple items with shift and ctrl, and right clicking. Hell, didn't even understand the start menu at fisrt; Microsoft needed to provide a giant arrow pointing to it, saying "click here to begin."

    82. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by bfandreas · · Score: 1

      So acute and immediate information about the weather is important to farmers and Midwesterners.

      That still is pretty niche and doesn't explain why THIS OMG IS THE WEATHER is shoved into the face of people who live in the habitable parts of our planet.
      If the meterological equivalent of a marauding axe murderer is headed your way then you will get quite a lot of warning by other shouty media things. The rest of us has to deal with slightly rampaging drizzle and some snow.
      Sorry, that still doesn't explain why the first app anything internetworthy ever gets is a weather app. At this very moment Japanese engineers are building A Better Toilet. With a weather app.

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    83. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by twebb72 · · Score: 1

      The fact that the "magic button" to close full screen apps is an archaic key combo from windows 3.1 is a key indicator of how bad this interface is. I mean alt -f4 is a great shortcut key, but for that to be the great "answer " for closing full screen apps. Yes, I count that as a fail.

      How is alt-f4 an 'archaic fail'...? From windows 3.1 all the way up to windows 8, you can control everything/anything, keyboard only; fairly impressive from a design standpoint. Few other GUI based OSes can claim this long standing keyboard only functionality. You forget that circa windows 3.1 there weren't standardized input/mouse drivers, it was often a requirement to know how to operate the OS entirely from a select set of standardized keyboard types. If you were lucky enough to learn windows 3.1 using a keyboard, you should be thankful that they haven't changed the shortcuts almost 20 years later.

    84. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by kokako · · Score: 1

      It's not niche. California is niche. Look at the following population stats for areas affected by extreme weather. Most people in the U.S. are concerned about the weather, because they actually have real weather events:

      Population of the Midwest 65,377,684 (2012)
      Population of Texas 25.1 million (2012)
      Population of Florida 19,057,542 (2012)
      Population of New York 19,465,197 (2012)

      You can't base what is important to others off your own immediate circumstances. That said, I agree with you that Windows 8 UI is shit and their weather app is dumb. But some weather information is useful for most people and is one of the things they want their computer to do for them, quickly.

    85. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1

      but what if they are performing a background task? what then?

    86. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't find WIN+C on my Surface Tablet.

    87. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1
    88. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by Tom · · Score: 1

      That's actually very easy:

      "Sorry, I don't use windows. Can't help you."

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    89. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      I got used to getting old. I don't like it of course, too many aches and pains in the morning, the doctors keep wanting to poke me in strange places. But I am getting used to it because I have no choice about it.

    90. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, you've never managed any size group of users. Since when do they ever read something that pops up on the screen? Most users just click OK, the X to close or enter a password when prompted (even if they didn't do anything that should have required it). So, why would they watch a video. I guarantee that you don't give more than 2-3 sec to figure out something in context... Human nature doesn't work that way. And it is stress-inducing when placed into an environment where you have no context and no clear means or modes to perform an action which will provoke a meaningful and predictable reaction.

    91. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by Man+On+Pink+Corner · · Score: 1

      Funny, I didn't see a tutorial, or need one, when I bought my iPad.

    92. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "suspended until you rebooted the machine (like apps on smartphones)"

      Well, if you have an iPhone, you CAN quit apps without rebooting or shutting down the phone. Double-press the home button to bring up a line of all your running apps on the bottom of the screen, then tap and hold on one of them until they shake, then tap the red minus on the top to shut down each app. Easy-peasy.

    93. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by Jetra · · Score: 1

      Funny you should say that. Me and my two older brothers had to actually ask an attendant how to close the applications while we were looking at monitors. They were looking at them when I saw a computer running it. I thought, let's see how well win8 stands up. I played around and knew nothing of what I was doing. I asked my brothers to help. They are far more technologically capable that I will ever be and even they couldn't figure it out. My oldest brother, 33, grew up with every piece of computer tech you could imagine. Even he couldn't figure it out.

    94. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1

      My girlfriend did. And her sister. And my parents, my sister, my aunt... even I did.

      With the iPad is that the basic functionality of launching an app and closing an app is simple: tap an app to open, click the only button on the device to leave. Microsoft has the same implementation of this basic functionality in Windows 8.

      But as soon as you want to get to anything more advanced, iOS suffers from the same problems about discoverable UI elements people here are complaining about. How do you discover how to re-arrange apps? How do you discover how to make folders? What about multitasking, or closing apps permanantly? What about how to even lock the device (when they changed the hardware button)? What about the hidden notification center, which you have to swipe down from the edge to access? What about siri? I had to show all of the aforementioned how to access this functionality on iPad.

    95. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by jon3k · · Score: 1

      If by "data" you mean a one line comment from the head of Windows, then yes, absolutely you're right.

    96. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent up.

      I'll never forget the time I went to a customer site and discussed one of our interfaces with an office manager. We agreed it needed some cleanup, and we started throwing some ideas at each other. Along the way, another member of the staff joined in and said "Why do you need to change it? I know how to use it, all you have to do is [click 10 times] to get the job done!"

      I was speechless as the office manager tried to persuade this person, with no success, that it would be easier to do exactly the same thing in 4 clicks under the new proposed layout.

    97. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

      So if someone sets up a computer for me or I borrow a computer or I'm like most people and skip the slow boring tutorial then I'm fucked?

      Keep in mind Microsoft is one of the companies that pushed to kill off instruction booklets in games because apparently no one wants instructions. They just want to jump in. Therefore the game has to be more obvious and they can skip the manual. So why doesn't that apply to their other software?

    98. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

      The charms are only one of the problems and as he mentioned and how will anyone know win+c brings it up? Given how few people use well known commands like cut and paste, suggesting that people use win+c isn't very helpful.

    99. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, that's a point brought up many times in this dicussion. The functionality isn't awful (leaves a lot to be desired), but the more egregious error is the discoverability. The only reason I know win+C works is because someone else told me, there are entire apps on the Win8 store that just list the hotkeys you can use in Win8, it's a little embarrassing.

    100. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1

      So if someone sets up a computer for me or I borrow a computer or I'm like most people and skip the slow boring tutorial then I'm fucked?

      If someone sets up a computer for you, they might want to ask your input on thing like your username, password, account settings, preferences, etc. The tutorial plays right after the account is set up. If you set up someone with a *nix box, do you configure the whole thing and send them on their way, or do you explain a few basics to them?

      If you borrow a computer, why should you expect to know how to use it instantly? How is not knowing how to use windows 8 any different from not knowing about the auto-hide function for the taskbar does? In both cases, you approach a strange computer and the start button is missing.

      As for skipping the tutorial, want to know how I know you haven't set up a Windows 8 machine before? You can't skip it. It plays as your account is being set up, and takes about 10 seconds, then loops.

      Keep in mind Microsoft is one of the companies that pushed to kill off instruction booklets in games because apparently no one wants instructions. They just want to jump in. Therefore the game has to be more obvious and they can skip the manual. So why doesn't that apply to their other software?

      Most of the games I've ever played come with at least a button mapping insert, and this can also be accessed in game. During the game, there is usually some sort of tutorial level or beginner stage where functions are introduced gradually and/or explained in detail as you need them. Skyrim/Oblivion comes to mind as a good example of this, as well as games I've played on my iPad and Windows Phone.

      Either way, you are wrong about the motivation for killing off big manuals; it was a cost saving move. Remember when games used to come in those giant boxes with big glossy embossed pictures and thick manuals? Apparently it's a LOT cheaper to put them in a little plastic box with a glossy insert.

  3. Re:Not again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Hey just because its easier to brainwash a child does not mean we should be attempting to brainwash ourselves.

    Also 3 is way to young to be allowed electronics or access to IT/telecommunications. Not until 5 yrs old and only with supervision and seriously protective software installed (I want my kids to be expert A+ hackers, not 2cnd rate script kiddies)

  4. Re:Not again... by fredprado · · Score: 2, Insightful

    No amount of ranting is enough in this matter. Windows 8 is trash.

  5. Looks like a zero punctuation short by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    This video shows that you just can't copy Yahtzee Croshaw without his motor mouth rambling, it just doesn't feel right :D

    Captcha: copied :D

    1. Re:Looks like a zero punctuation short by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do idiots feel the need to repeat randomly generated word captchas every time they post? Seriously are you clueless?

  6. Ok by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Glad we can ignore you and read someone else that is less biased about things.

    1. Re:Ok by Johann+Lau · · Score: 1

      But can you ignore the goblin fart? Can you?!

  7. Re:Not again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Not conviced. From both design and functionality standpoints it's utterly horrible, and a kid isn't going to fix that.

  8. Re:Not again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Yeah, the author's attitude is more than a little arrogant. You expect reasonable people to give your video a chance after speaking like that?

    Yes I have used Windows 8, and while I am one of the hoards who loves the old start menu, apart from that change Win 8 is simply better. 7 was excellent, 8 has a few improvements over that.

  9. Re:Not again... by mystikkman · · Score: 0, Troll

    This is reminding of Slashdot's lame attempts and FUD against Windows 7 with the fake benchmark shit and false claims of DRM.

    Seriously, I know several people who actually like Windows 8 better.

    Watch a couple of videos if you're lazy and learn some shortcuts and it's a better Windows 7 at the worst.

    How to use Windows 8 in 4 minutes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wi8NpwiEuzc

    Windows 8 Tutorial in 12 minutes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_E1UxI5I_jo

  10. Unusable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tens of millions of licenses have been sold... I don't understand how you can claim that you didn't like it because you weren't used to the interface when you gave up on it immediately.

    1. Re:Unusable? by plaukas+pyragely · · Score: 2

      Happy user of Lenovo X1. Got it with Windows8 (no other option), played for 4 hours and installed Ubuntu. And since Windows for some reason showed me that there's only 65 gigs of free space left on my shiny new computer with 128Gb(Gib?) SSD I wiped windows cleanly (including recovery partition).

      I also got a new Dell workstation at work. Not sure if it was managements fault or there is no choice but it came with Windows8, which was wiped immediately. Got it on VirtualBox now for IE testing which is about 1hr/month. I'm not sure if many of those millions had a choice.

    2. Re:Unusable? by Lumpy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "Tens of millions of licenses have been forced down the throats of new pc and laptop buyers...."

      FTFY

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      Do not look at laser with remaining good eye.
    3. Re:Unusable? by Nerdfest · · Score: 1

      I'm looking at for a new laptop, and it will almost definitely be from System76. I've had enough of the Microsoft tax, and locking their 'Metro' interface to force all software through their store is beyond acceptable.

  11. Usability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So if I have no problem using it, does that make you dumb, or just lazy?

    1. Re:Usability by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 2

      It means you don't use your computer for anything serious.

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      "City hall" in German is "Rathaus" Kinda explains a few things......
  12. This guy is an idiot by jdastrup · · Score: 1, Informative

    I've been using it just. I put up with the NewUI instead of the Start Menu when I have to, but other than that, I spend 99.9% of the time on the desktop and it works just like Windows 7. I haven't used the NewUI/Metro Tiles/Apps or Store since the first day I installed it, and I have no plans to either.

    1. Re:This guy is an idiot by tywjohn · · Score: 1

      Same here. I have to use Windows at work and I'm on the desktop 99% of the time. I can't really see the benefit of Windows 8 over 7 at the moment though so I'm considering going back.

    2. Re:This guy is an idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > This guy is an idiot because he doesn't use the software the same way I do.

      I agree entirely. He's definitely an idiot because he has an opinion that differs from you, and that he tries to use the software as it was configured rather than configuring it to fit him. I mean, come on, the defaults are terrible in every application ever, right? The only reason they're defaults is so you'll change it, wasting your time.

    3. Re:This guy is an idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't really see the benefit of Windows 8 over 7 at the moment though so I'm considering going back.

      Then conversely I assume you can't see the benefit of Windows 7 over 8. So why bother reinstalling Windows 7?

      Actually you should wait for Windows 8 SP1, which should have a bunch of tweeks and fixes, before you decide to revert to Windows 7.

    4. Re:This guy is an idiot by Missing.Matter · · Score: 3, Informative

      I can't really see the benefit of Windows 8 over 7 at the moment though so I'm considering going back.

      Why even bother going back? Just install a start menu replacement (one of dozens available), and you'll have a machine that looks and acts like Windows 7. You'll never even have to touch metro, as they disable hot corners and boot to desktop. Then you retain the performance, security, and new features in Windows 8, with all the benefits of Windows 7.

    5. Re:This guy is an idiot by tywjohn · · Score: 1

      Can you recommend one?

    6. Re:This guy is an idiot by mentus · · Score: 1

      One question... if you start an application from the Desktop, does it behave like a metro app (see this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=wi8NpwiEuzc#t=126s ), or like a regular application in Windows 7? From the video I linked it seems that many things in the application interface change when you start it from the Metro iface. What got me confused in your comment is that you say you can use 'just like Windows 7', so I'm assuming that Google Chrome or Internet Explorer would behave differently whether you started them from Desktop (with resizeable windows, regular menu, tabs etc) versus when you started from the Metro App Launcher, as shown in the vid.. (only maximized or pinned to one or other side of the screen...). If what you get for say IE is what shown in the video, you can't really just ignore Metro and use it Windows 7 style because there are many other changes. For me at least, with a big screen, I rarely use an application maximized: right now for instance I have Chrome taking 70% of the screen and other applications the rest...Would that be possible in Win 8, if starting everything from the desktop as you claim?

    7. Re:This guy is an idiot by pudding7 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'll just copy my reply to another similar post... So you're ignoring half the OS, and you've installed a 3rd party application to make the part you aren't ignoring actually usable?

    8. Re:This guy is an idiot by Missing.Matter · · Score: 4, Informative
    9. Re:This guy is an idiot by sco08y · · Score: 1

      I can't really see the benefit of Windows 8 over 7 at the moment though so I'm considering going back.

      Then conversely I assume you can't see the benefit of Windows 7 over 8. So why bother reinstalling Windows 7?

      The fact that 8 moves stuff around means you have to learn where things are.

      MS seems to alternate between good and bad releases: 3.1 was, for its technology, quite solid, 95 was buggy as all hell, 98 was quite good, then ME was a mess. Similarly, NT 4 kinda sucked, then 2000 was very good, XP just added ugly window dressing, Vista was a nightmare, then 7 was quite good, and it seems like 8 is a mess.

    10. Re:This guy is an idiot by DrGamez · · Score: 1

      SP1?
      You mean Windows 9 next year?

    11. Re:This guy is an idiot by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

      Works just like Windows 7, other than the start menu is completely gone.

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    12. Re:This guy is an idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agree. Turns out, though, that it's passingly, near trivially easy to remove unwanted crap from the Metro UI, making it much easier to return to apps if you accidentally fire Metro up. :)

    13. Re:This guy is an idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, you've concurred with his basic point that Win 7 is a much superior experience. When you force 8 to behave like 7 you are agreeing with his overall point.

    14. Re:This guy is an idiot by PlusFiveTroll · · Score: 1

      The first thing most users will do with 8 is get rid of associations to metro apps. Unless you specifically install a metro version of chrome (do they make one?) it will work just the same as W7. There are 2 versions of IE metro and regular. There are also a number of apps like PDF reader, image viewer, and a few other things that come metro by default, but again, most users will quickly change if they want to do more then one thing at a time.

      I personally make a folder of shortcuts to different things I use quite often, then add the folder to a toolbar on the taskbar. It works like an XP start menu.

      Lastly, I do kind of like the games on W8. It's really easy to grab a few free ones on the store and mess around when I'm bored with them.

    15. Re:This guy is an idiot by mrprogrammerman · · Score: 1

      I know. That's like getting a car just for the engine even though you hate how it looks.

    16. Re:This guy is an idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      re: Just install a start menu replacement..

      Yes, you must install additional software, to MAKE your purchased software work.

      Imagine buying additional parts for a new car, in order for it to function!

    17. Re:This guy is an idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd rather do that than buy a car based on what it looks like without regard for the engine.

    18. Re:This guy is an idiot by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 0

      The old start menu was redundant.

      The new one is now basically an app launcher and a touch based app interface, one of which i rarely use. Thats how redundant the start menu was. Taskbar is where its at.

    19. Re:This guy is an idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows 8 has so many performance improvements that it puts Windows 7 to utter shame. The only complaint I have heard about Windows 8 is the replacement of the start button with the start screen, which is a ridiculous complaint. If you relied upon the start button, then you are a novice user and would do well with the modern UI instead of the desktop which would just confuse you. If you are an advanced user, you would never even use the start button and therefore would not miss it.

    20. Re:This guy is an idiot by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1

      Do you realize that you can reassign what applications open what file types, just like in every OS? Desktop photo viewer and windows media player are included by default, and you can set them as defaults by right clicking on any media file.

    21. Re:This guy is an idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So tiles is half the OS? I guess half the UI experience - but definitely not half the OS.

    22. Re:This guy is an idiot by JWW · · Score: 1

      This is why the bolted on metro interface is bad. Because its unnecessary. Microsoft is scared shitless about iOS and android, so they're trying to force a tablet interface on their desktop users because of a desperate hope that using Windows 8 might get them to buy a windows tablet or phone.

    23. Re:This guy is an idiot by slashmydots · · Score: 1

      There's a way to disable the entire metro interface...but that's not how it ships. If you immediately have to take 100 steps to turn their product into something useful, they fucked up.

    24. Re:This guy is an idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You completely miss the point of the Start menu. The great thing about how the start menu has evolved through windows 7 is that it is completely out of the way until you need it to launch an infrequently used application or setting. In that case it is all there, neatly arranged. If you don't like to garbage up your taskbar by pinning a bunch of applications to it, then your most frequently used applications conveniently populate the top of the start menu. I actually do work on my computer and I particularly appreciate the most recent docs associated with applications that I get from the Start menu. The Windows8 start page has nothing equivalent.

    25. Re:This guy is an idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I should not need to hack the OS with a third-party solution to make it usable. As an MCDST (XP, Vista & 7), I cannot even begin to imagine trying to inform Mom, Grandma, Aunt, etc. that the interface that they have gotten used to over the past 20+ years is suddenly gone and that they now need to install some other piece of software (that doesn't even come from Microsoft) to make it go back to the way it worked for them in the past.

      This will go the same way that Vista Went with business. Nobody in the corporate world will switch until the 'Next Version'. In Vistas case it was 7, in Win8's case it may very well be MacOS if Microsoft doesn't get it's shit together and quit pissing off it's consumers.

    26. Re:This guy is an idiot by KingMotley · · Score: 1

      Umm.. Windows Photo Viewer opens up whenever I click on a PNG or JPG file. What new UI? I haven't changed anything from default regarding which app to launch. I'm guessing Dell or HP or whomever you got your PC from decided to change it for you, how nice.

    27. Re:This guy is an idiot by Filip22012005 · · Score: 1

      Much like installing Chrome, right?

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    28. Re:This guy is an idiot by modmans2ndcoming · · Score: 1

      he is ignoring the parts that he does not want to use and that windows allows him to ignore.....there is a lot more in Win8 than just the metro stuff.

    29. Re:This guy is an idiot by modmans2ndcoming · · Score: 1

      OMG! you have to remap your knowledge! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

      how did Apple ever survive when they did exactly the same thing to their user base 12 years ago?

    30. Re:This guy is an idiot by Ginger+Unicorn · · Score: 1

      it's more like buying a car that has the foot pedals attached to the roof, just for the engine.

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    31. Re:This guy is an idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're missing the point. If you're just going to disable Metro there's no reason to even run Windows 8, especially while Windows 7 is still getting mainstream support. Any security patches for 8 will be done for 7 for the foreseeable future. Why not just wait until Microsoft pulls their heads out of their asses, realizes Metro is a piece of shit and gives us Windows 9 with an actual usable interface?

    32. Re:This guy is an idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I use Blaze, so I don't worry about any of that shit.

    33. Re:This guy is an idiot by thoth · · Score: 1

      This is what I do as well - spend 95% of my time in the normal desktop mode, and tolerate TIFKAM (The Interface Formerly Known As Metro).

      It's occasionally frustrating; for example I'll look at screenshots I take by navigating to the folder from the desktop. Double click and I get a "metro tile flip" to metro and see my screenshot. Then I have to hit the Windows key to get back to TIFKAM and then click desktop to get back to desktop. It kinda sucks.

      If I start the picture viewer from the Metro side, it can't find any screenshots. That's because very few (any?) games save their stuff into the correct folder that the sandboxed Metro image viewer can see.

      I'm trying to install as little as possible onto the system (I clean installed Windows 8 over my previous Windows 7 setup) and I'm probably going to break down and get some kind of regular image viewer to avoid going to Metro. Or maybe I can fix that by re-associating images with mspaint or something (ugh).

      Anyway, I can put up with this as my Windows 8 machine is literally only for games. The only thing I have besides games installed is Google Chrome. I can imagine regular people might be quite disoriented with the desktopmetro flipping and trying to figure out why the Metro half of the OS can't find the files the desktop half can.

    34. Re:This guy is an idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do I have to download 3rd party software to make the base install usable? Microsoft should have done that themselves,. This is exactly what he is complaining about. Yes you found a fix for the problem. A fix that the equivalent of having to buying new tires at a different store after I just buy a car so I can drive it home.

    35. Re:This guy is an idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ignoring half the shell. For a bunch of neckbeards, it is humorous how the shell now comprises the entire OS.

    36. Re:This guy is an idiot by jdastrup · · Score: 1

      Before you copy your reply to another similar (yet not the the same) post, you should read the post. I do not use 3rd party applications. I didn't even infer that in my post. As I said, the NewUI (a microsoft product, built-in, not 3rd-party) is basically a replacement to the Start Menu. I use it to start applications. That's it. I don't use the NewUI Apps and App Store because I'm not on a tablet, I'm on a desktop. If I had a Microsoft Tablet, I would use the NewUI and App Store. I said the author of the YouTube video is an idiot because he says windows 8 is unusable. That is completely false, because I use it just fine, as well as many others.

    37. Re:This guy is an idiot by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1

      100 steps? You install one executable and it's back to Windows 7. The benefit of Microsoft leaving this to third parties is you get to choose the start menu you prefer instead of being stuck with the one they give you. How soon we forget that when Microsoft changed the start menu to Windows 7 style, there was a contingent calling for a return of the "Classic" start menu. Everyone is now united in calling for the start menu back, but everyone is calling for a different start menu. Leave it to Microsoft and you get one option. Leave it to third parties and you get dozens of options.

    38. Re:This guy is an idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These are so popular it makes you wonder why Microsoft didn't offer it as an option in the first place. Maybe in Windows 9.

    39. Re:This guy is an idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which basically makes Boyko's point. Win8 is Unusable out of the Box and is so full of suck that to do productivity it requires third party apps to make it usable. At the OS level? Please.

      And it doesn't address the point that Microsoft allows OEM's to disable the ability to create a restore image. (In other words - blew your HD? Time to send it back to the manufacturer and hope you have offline backups for your critical apps.)

      I'm now convinced.... until I get native classic shell back, I'm now a Linux user for my next machine at home. Work... Dunno what we're gonna do, but it probably translates to just suck up the suck. If I could swing it, I'd look into Mac or Linux alternative to migrate our One Critical Business System that requires Microsoft Window.

    40. Re:This guy is an idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple never tried to push a tablet/phone UI to Mac users. They also made it clear and easy to understand what was a classic app and what was native to OSX. Classic apps had to be run through a sandbox or an emulator. They managed to do that while still using only one launcher, task manager, desktop and one control pannel. That's why they survived.

      Windows 8 on the other hand just looks crazy. Metro apps should be completely seperated from the classic or desktop applications. In fact, Metro itself should be contained into a desktop application. Had microsoft done this, I would actually think that windows 8 was pretty slick. Instead of a nice sandbox for Metro we got this missmatch of different UIs that just don't integrate very well together.

      Worst of all Microsoft think that we are all stupid and can't see why they are doing this. It's pretty clear by now that the only purpose of Windows 8 is to promote the Windows store and to entice developers into developing for Metro instead of "classical Windows". Windows 8 was never designed for the users, it was designed to lure developers into the platform by making them belive that by developing for Metro was the best way to make their app run everywhere. We all know that the truth is that Metro apps are actually Mobile apps that run like crap on a desktop.

      Windows 8 is more than a crappy OS, it's the culmination of all the market manipulation tricks Microsoft learned over the years.

    41. Re:This guy is an idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't really see the benefit of Windows 8 over 7 at the moment though so I'm considering going back.

      Why even bother going back? Just install a start menu replacement (one of dozens available), and you'll have a machine that looks and acts like Windows 7. You'll never even have to touch metro, as they disable hot corners and boot to desktop. Then you retain the performance, security, and new features in Windows 8, with all the benefits of Windows 7.

      Why install 8 over 7 only to ignore the new stuff in 8 and then do extra work make it look like the OS you just ditched?

      Why not just stick with 7?

    42. Re:This guy is an idiot by sco08y · · Score: 1

      OMG! you have to remap your knowledge! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

      how did Apple ever survive when they did exactly the same thing to their user base 12 years ago?

      They made it worth the effort, and they also kept a lot of things at least fairly similar.

      For instance, I've still never learned the Office Ribbon, I simply switched to OpenOffice which was close enough. I just don't use Office enough for it me to relearn all that stuff.

    43. Re:This guy is an idiot by modmans2ndcoming · · Score: 1

      New UI that is completely different is a new UI that is completely different.

    44. Re:This guy is an idiot by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

      So in order to start a second program in windowed mode, I have to get out of windowed mode, find the tile for the program I want to start, which is a much bigger pain in the Win 8 start screen* than it was in the start menu of Win 7, and start it, only to go back into windowed mode. Sure. That's an improvement.

      *Why is it a bigger pain to find an app in the start screen? Because, while it's categorized in the same was as the Win 7 start menu was with folders, all the categories are fully expanded, with no way to collapse them. With Win 7, if I didn't want something in Accessories, I could leave the Accessories folder collapsed, and not deal with anything in it. With Win 8, I have to scroll through everything in the Accessories category before I can find the next category, lather, rinse, repeat, until I get to the folder/category I want.

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      "City hall" in German is "Rathaus" Kinda explains a few things......
  13. Sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Been using it for months. At first it is a bit odd, after awhile it is really not very different than Win7 other than being faster. Metro is cool IF you have a touch device. Otherwise it is kind of in the way.

  14. Really? by Lawrence_Bird · · Score: 3, Informative

    I just finished building a budget pc to replace a dinosaur. I put the XP SP3 on and did a clean 'upgrade' to 8 Pro. After three days, I have to say I quite like it. I mostly use the desktop but flipflop to the metro stuff now and then too. Still a bit put off by lack of start button but I've not really gone too deep into the whole Win8 thing to find out all the short cuts and other features (I've not had to). BTW, my other OS on the machine is FreeBSD so hardly a rah rah MSFT guy. But I do think much of the hyperobole against it is misplaced.

    1. Re:Really? by norpy · · Score: 0, Troll

      Compared to the dinosaur that is XPsp3 win8 is probably awesome.

      Compared to vista/7 it is a fucking nightmare

    2. Re:Really? by PlusFiveTroll · · Score: 1

      Make a folder with all the shortcuts you want to use. I put my VPN connections, RDP shortcuts, regular programs, different control panels in it. You can use subfolders in this folder too. Name it Start. Now from your taskbar add a new toolbar and choose that folder. It behaves like the start button. You just have to keep it arranged so it gives you the >> to click.

    3. Re:Really? by PlusFiveTroll · · Score: 1

      Compared to 7 don't you mean. I've had to deal with all kinds of weirdness from Vista that has been refined out of 7.

    4. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah this hyperbole is completely misplaced. Compared to 7 it's slightly better in some ways, and slightly worse in others. It beats Vista's pants off.

    5. Re:Really? by norpy · · Score: 1

      I personally never really had problems with vista perhaps because of never installing it on legacy hardware, but 7 was a huge improvment in performance/stability.

    6. Re:Really? by pspahn · · Score: 1

      What about the start search field? Does it replace that? Can I just push the windows key, start typing a couple of characters, and launch my app if it's not in the folder? Or do I need to find the calculator app, create a shortcut to it in this new 'start' folder, and then it will work? What about a cmd prompt?

      A couple folks at work have been using it, but I don't trust their judgment when they say "oh it's fine" since they tend to use stuff like Dreamweaver.

      My Win7 days at work are numbered, and it's looking more and more like I will be upgrading... to a machine that comes with simple tools like SSH already built in without having to downgrade my hardware by using keyboards without 'home' and 'end' keys or mice without left-middle-right mouse buttons.

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      Someone flopped a steamer in the gene pool.
    7. Re:Really? by DavidD_CA · · Score: 1

      The Start search feature is just as it was before... except for most situations you might already BE at the start menu.

      When you press the Windows key, you're always taken to the start menu. Always.

      Once there, just grab your keyboard and start typing. The Start menu instantly jumps into search mode, just as it was in Windows 7.

      You can type:
        * app names
        * files
        * paths
        * control panel names

      And you can also use it to search *inside* any equipped app such as your email client, the web, stocks, etc... with the push of a down arrow.

      It's everything Windows 7 Desktop Search offered, but better.

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      -David
    8. Re:Really? by crymeph0 · · Score: 1

      What about the start search field? Does it replace that? Can I just push the windows key, start typing a couple of characters, and launch my app if it's not in the folder?

      Actually, yes. I just tried it now, I hit the Start key, and, yes the stupid Start Screen came up, but just start typing and it automatically searches, just like the Windows 7 Start Menu search. I entered "calc", calculator came up, I pressed enter, and it didn't even come up with a stupid Metro version of calculator, it brought me back to the desktop and launched the regular calculator program. I do think the forced mode switching between a tablet-style interface and a "normal" PC desktop is weird and kludgy. Metro apps should really just run in a window on Windows 8, even if that window is forced to maintain a constant aspect ratio to match the tablet experience. You could even still allow the user to maximize Metro apps to their full-screen "glory," if they wished to do so. But I can see they're trying for a unified experience across PCs and tablets, they just got off on a wrong foot. Hopefully Windows 9 will apply some lessons learned.

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      It should be illegal to say that freedom of speech should be limited.
    9. Re:Really? by KingMotley · · Score: 1

      Can I just push the windows key, start typing a couple of characters, and launch my app if it's not in the folder?

      That already works in Windows 8. I suppose you can replace it, but why?

    10. Re:Really? by SimonInOz · · Score: 1

      I installed Win 8 on a couple of home machines. It was an easy way to upgrade to 64 bit, and upgrade a crapware-ridden Visa laptop. I tried the Win8 Metro interface for while and eventually gave up. (I didn't dare impose Metro on the rest of my family).
      I installed Classic Menu and it is now fine - no big deal. Very fast boot, decent shutdown. Managed to put an SSD on my main machine and it's great.

      I agree with many of the points made in the video - Microsoft is nuts. To attempt to combine the two interface is beyond stupid. Who, indeed, signed off on this?
      We complained bitterly when Microsoft tried to put a desktop interface on a phone - now they are trying to put a phone interface on a desktop. Doesn't work. Apple doesn't do it - Microsoft should have taken the hint.

      A major problem the chap had was related to the difference between a touch interface and a mouse interface, and his points are well made. One is relative, one absolute. Very different. Not compatible.

      I don't see how this is the death knell for Microsoft, but honestly, what have they done right under Ballmer's watch? Vista - no. Win 7 - yes, Win 8 - no. Was he responsible for the ribbon - not sure. And the Windows/Nokia merge is going oh so well, don't you think?

      I never thought I'd say this - but I miss Bill Gates.

      --
      "Cats like plain crisps"
    11. Re:Really? by Lawrence_Bird · · Score: 1

      I also have win7 on a laptop and no, I don't find 8 (so far) to be a 'fucking nightmare' compared to 7. In fact, it seems faster on the desktop (using a cpu that is marginally inferior to the one on laptop). While I won't be a heavy user of the metro stuff, I'm fine with it being there and don't see the big issue with it, even with a mouse. The only downside I've really seen is the horizontal page breaking. But the whole mouse vs touch thing? Perhaps I am 'exceptional' (ha!) but it didn't take too much to figure out what to do to make it work. Again, I reserve the right to change my mind with heavier use of both the desktop and metro but nothing so far has me wanting to rip it off and install XP or 7 again. And just a small beef with discussions on this type of subject - what is really being debated is KDE vs Gnome vs (insert other wm/dte) and not the OS itself - which is different than the gui interface.

    12. Re:Really? by Maskull · · Score: 1

      Note that a somewhat better solution is to set up your folder-o-shortcuts and then use menuApp. You don't have to worry about the size of the toolbar, since the menu is created from a single normal shortcut. I haven't tried this under Windows 8, but I don't see why it wouldn't work.

  15. Windows 8 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Honestly, it seems like this guy just had a bone to pick. I've been using Windows 8 on my primary computer for a month. While I didn't like it at first, it took maybe a day to get used to it. Now I rarely ever venture into the Metro interface. To be frank, the shit is cake and people complain just to complain.

  16. One of the Best Usability Rants I've Ever Seen by ios+and+web+coder · · Score: 4, Informative

    It seems a bit over the top for the context, but it is well-done.

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    "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."

    -H. L. Mencken

    1. Re:One of the Best Usability Rants I've Ever Seen by hort_wort · · Score: 0

      Agreed. This guy sounds like a techie Lewis Black. :)

    2. Re:One of the Best Usability Rants I've Ever Seen by ios+and+web+coder · · Score: 4, Informative

      Unfortunately, he mispeld "Nielsen."

      Those guys get upset when we don't spell write.

      As someone who has done plenty of criticizing (and received it), I can say that we need to get our facts straight when we do it.

      That said, I'm a HUGE proponent of usability. I think tecchies, as a species, tend to really suck at it (I include myself, there). I am constantly amazed at how "stupid" my users are.

      Except...they can be doctors, lawyers, scientists, engineers, teachers, etc. Real smart folks.

      When a whole bunch of real smart folks make the same mistake, over and over again, then it's probably a real good idea to examine the usability of the interface.

      This book changed the way I view the world (Don Norman is Nielsen's buddy). Ever since I read it, I learned a new appreciation for human interface.

      Serving a constituency that tends to take personal frustration and embarrassment out in rather pithy fashion helps to keep me focused on making UX accessible.

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      "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."

      -H. L. Mencken

    3. Re:One of the Best Usability Rants I've Ever Seen by geekoid · · Score: 1

      A person who makes up and embellishes stories? yes, I agree.

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    4. Re:One of the Best Usability Rants I've Ever Seen by chrismcb · · Score: 1

      UThis book changed the way I view the world (Don Norman is Nielsen's buddy). Ever since I read it, I learned a new appreciation for human interface.

      Instead of saying "this book" (especially when there is no book laying around) could you instead, maybe give the actual name of the book? I realize typing "The deisng of everyday things" is a lot longer than 'this book" but it is MUCH more informative (and well a better design) for the reader.

    5. Re:One of the Best Usability Rants I've Ever Seen by ios+and+web+coder · · Score: 1

      That was a classic mystery meat link, so I suppose you're chiding me for not writing the title of the book in my link, That's a fairly classic Nielsen rant, and a valid one. I'm used to these social media sites, where the folks tend to speak a common lingo, and being on one with forty-two-gazillion members (with a large percentage of them being spammers, as indicated by the slush pile I sometimes try to select from) of various skill levels, is a bit new to me. You are absolutely correct. I should have expanded the name.

      However, I really wouldn't mind it if you simply said something to the effect of "The fact that you aren't mentioning the title of the book, and simply referring to it obliquely, via an opaque link, is a fairly basic usability non-no.".

      I've certainly received far harsher criticisms.

      And it's still an outstanding book. It occupies a very respectable place in my personal Canon.

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      "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."

      -H. L. Mencken

    6. Re:One of the Best Usability Rants I've Ever Seen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, he mispeld "Nielsen."

      Oh the irony.

    7. Re:One of the Best Usability Rants I've Ever Seen by slashmydots · · Score: 1

      That totally reminds me, I really want to make a 10x madder but approx 80% as logical rant vid of Windows 8 similar to something Black would do.

    8. Re:One of the Best Usability Rants I've Ever Seen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know his frustration though. I have been using Windows 8 from the beta, so that's several months of use.

      That first 10-15 minutes are a little annoying. I kind of get a kick out of introducing new people to Windows 8 and watching them struggle for the first 10 minutes. Then I show them everything that they need to know but would never be able to discover. Closing apps, shutdown, and log off. Why do I need to explain those features. The more tech experience the person had, the harder it took them to adjust.

      I recently purchased a new laptop that shipped with Windows 8. The touchpad had the exact issues he was talking about. I was getting fairly frustrated trying to tune it. I eventually turned off all the gestures and multi touch features of the touch pad. Not its usable again.

      So add that new windows 8 discovery frustration with the crappy gestures touchpads, and you get this review. This was 30 minutes of use that prompted this melt down. If he could have survived an hour or two, the adjustment would have been better.

    9. Re:One of the Best Usability Rants I've Ever Seen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those guys get upset when we don't spell write.

      Write or right? Or correctly. Dumb ass.

    10. Re:One of the Best Usability Rants I've Ever Seen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This book changed the way I view the world (Don Norman is Nielsen's buddy). Ever since I read it, I learned a new appreciation for human interface.

      Terribly amused by the irony of the usability of the original ebook version of the book, as mentioned on that site.

    11. Re:One of the Best Usability Rants I've Ever Seen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Those guys get upset when we don't spell write
      At least it should sound write I think.

    12. Re:One of the Best Usability Rants I've Ever Seen by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 1

      This guy sounds like a techie Lewis Black. :)

      I kept getting Gilbert Gottfried.

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      Science is all about firing a drunk pig out of a cannon just to see what happens.
    13. Re:One of the Best Usability Rants I've Ever Seen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He does make some valid points.

      But he also does plenty of vague rambling and some unfounded criticism, like his difficulty of finding/using hot corners (that thing is explained with a short video on every new W8 install).

      I'm not a fan of W8 UI. Not so much because it's less usable. But because it's just not an improvement and many of us would agree that Windows needed a polish and improvements in the UI departments. With W8, all we got was an extra metro UI on top of the old mess.

    14. Re:One of the Best Usability Rants I've Ever Seen by ios+and+web+coder · · Score: 1

      What is sarcasm? Do you know? Is my heinie stupid? No. It isn't smart, either. I don't own a burro.

      I'm so sorry. I'm not used to dealing with folks who have absolutely no capacity for humor.

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      "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."

      -H. L. Mencken

    15. Re:One of the Best Usability Rants I've Ever Seen by ios+and+web+coder · · Score: 1

      Yup.

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      "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."

      -H. L. Mencken

    16. Re:One of the Best Usability Rants I've Ever Seen by ios+and+web+coder · · Score: 1

      Oh, the humor.

      Better killfile me, Bucko. I'm here all week. This kind of crap is S.O.P. for me.

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      "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."

      -H. L. Mencken

    17. Re:One of the Best Usability Rants I've Ever Seen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you still didn't tell us the name of the book. Fuck you, I'm not clicking your link.

    18. Re:One of the Best Usability Rants I've Ever Seen by thoth · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, he mispeld.

      Hilarious (emphasis mine)!!

    19. Re:One of the Best Usability Rants I've Ever Seen by ios+and+web+coder · · Score: 1

      It's called "humor." Let. Me. Put. It. In. Small. Words.:

      I DELIBERATELY mispeld. I write on a Mac. Mac OS X puts a little red zig-zag under misspled wurdz.

      Hey folks. Tell your friends. I'm here all week.

      Unfortunately for you guys, I pull this stuff all the time. It's my style. I've had plenty of reason given me to cry at life, and I choose to laugh, instead.

      Some folks choose to live life in a veil of tears. That's not me.

      Feel free to killfile my ass. You won't find much to like in my postings.

      Happy Christmas!

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      "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."

      -H. L. Mencken

    20. Re:One of the Best Usability Rants I've Ever Seen by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      Mac OS X puts a little red zig-zag under misspled wurdz.

      Sew when you don't sea any read zig-zags, you no you haven't maid any mistakes!

    21. Re:One of the Best Usability Rants I've Ever Seen by ios+and+web+coder · · Score: 1

      Ode to a Spell Checker

      I have a spelling checker
      I disk covered four my PC.
      It plane lee marks four my revue
      Miss steaks aye can knot see.
      Eye ran this poem threw it.
      Your sure real glad two no.
      Its very polished in its weigh,
      My checker tolled me sew.

      A checker is a blessing.
      It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
      It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
      And aides me when aye rime.

      Each frays comes posed up on my screen
      Eye trussed too bee a joule.
      The checker pours o'er every word
      To cheque sum spelling rule.

      Bee fore wee rote with checkers
      Hour spelling was inn deck line,
      Butt now when wee dew have a laps,
      Wee are not maid too wine.

      And now bee cause my spelling
      Is checked with such grate flare,
      There are know faults in awl this peace,
      Of nun eye am a wear.

      To rite with care is quite a feet
      Of witch won should be proud,
      And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
      Sew flaws are knot aloud.

      That's why eye brake in two averse
      Caws Eye dew want too please.
      Sow glad eye yam that aye did bye
      This soft wear four pea seas.

      --Arthur Unknown

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      "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."

      -H. L. Mencken

    22. Re:One of the Best Usability Rants I've Ever Seen by KEdas · · Score: 1

      It seems a bit over the top for the context, but it is well-done.

      Except that all texts are written in ALL CAPS, which makes these texts 4 times more difficult to read.

    23. Re:One of the Best Usability Rants I've Ever Seen by MrHim · · Score: 1

      Those guys get upset when we don't spell write.

      Really, dude? Really!?!

    24. Re:One of the Best Usability Rants I've Ever Seen by ios+and+web+coder · · Score: 1

      Fuck you, I'm not clicking your link.

      I love /.

      I really feel as if I'm amongst the intellectual and cultural elite, here.

      Happy Christmas!

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      "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."

      -H. L. Mencken

  17. Who? by mydn · · Score: 1, Insightful

    And who are you? "Those expecting me to..."; who was expecting you to do anything? You wrote about some OS releases 7 or 8 years ago, and now you didn't even write anything up, you made an animated video?
    I'm supposed to care about this guy why?

    1. Re:Who? by chrismcb · · Score: 1

      Well not because he knows what he is talking about

    2. Re:Who? by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1

      Nobody cares about him. His little video only has 300 views. He's just a guy trying really really hard to be Yahtzee. He published a negative opinion of Windows 8 and that gets you on the front page of Slashdot these days.

  18. First World Problems by KiwiSurfer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I have been using Windows 8 for the last few weeks and it seems to work just as well as Windows 7 did on the same machine. I suspect most of the issues the OP is having is just due to change anxiety due to for example the new Metro interface. Metro does take a while to get used to but like the ribbon it grows on you after a while. I think there are better things to rant about than Windows 8 to be honest.

    1. Re:First World Problems by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The ribbon is a horrible UI design. At least with menu (bars) you can SEE ALL your choices. WIth the ribbon if your window width is too small you don't. It also completely sucks that you can't customize it like you could with a REAL tool bar.

      With that said I actually like the Ribbon on OS X Office because I have BOTH -- menu bars AND ribbon. Forcing users to only work ONE way tells me the UI designer was an retard who doesn't understand HOW people use computers.

    2. Re:First World Problems by geekoid · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Ribbon are incredibly intuitive. I see non computer people understand them immediately.
      People who can't think beyond what is staring them in the face may have some issues.

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    3. Re:First World Problems by Missing.Matter · · Score: 2

      At least with menu (bars) you can SEE ALL your choices. WIth the ribbon if your window width is too small you don't.

      Ribbon starts removing functions from view when the windows is less than 1024 pixels wide (depending on the specific ribbon. Most are much less than this). According to stat counter, this accounts for about 15% of internet users.

      Further, with menu bars, you can see all the menu options, just as you can in a ribbon (e.g. File, Edit, Insert etc. in a menu bar vs. Home, Inset, Design etc. for the Word ribbon). The menu entries within the menu headings are equivalent to the functions on the ribbon. Within these menu entries are further nested lists and flyout windows, which are always hidden no matter the resolution. So while the menu bar might be better for 15% of users, it's worse for 85%.

      Finally, in the menu bar system, tool bars are also a interface common item. These also typically hide functions as the window size decreases.

      It also completely sucks that you can't customize it like you could with a REAL tool bar.

      Ribbons are completely customizable in Office 2010 and above. You can even create your own ribbons. In Windows 8 ribbon and Office ribbons, you also get a quick access toolbar to pin items. The Windows 7 explorer shell did not allow these customizations.

    4. Re:First World Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Toolbars have a "show the rest of the buttons" thing on them, no clue whether ribbons also have that or not.

    5. Re:First World Problems by benjfowler · · Score: 2

      I beg to differ. I think the Ribbon is a very clever piece of design, apart from how they mix nouns and verbs.

      Actions get grouped logically, and bigger buttons are bound to more common buttons. Going the other way, the size of the button gives cues to how important that function is.

    6. Re:First World Problems by bakes · · Score: 1

      I agree, a lot of the pain described in the video IS just due to change anxiety.

      He does make some good points though. There are no visual cues on how to pull up the 'charm bar', get to the control panel, and close metro apps. Sure, all of those things are easy enough once you know how to do them, but it takes experimentation by moving the mouse around a bit (or poking the touchscreen in the right place) to find them. It shouldn't be that hard.

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    7. Re:First World Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because Ribbon, like all ideas from M$, is meant for the lowest common denominator. The lowest common denominator is the M$ addict and M$ knows this, If M$'s lusers truly knew about the virtues of free software over non-free software then M$ would have shut down long ago. Vista 8 is just another failure along the lines of all M$ Windoze failures which is a sign of M$'s pending doom.

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      Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.
      Friends do assist M$ addicted friends in committing suicide.

    8. Re:First World Problems by chargersfan420 · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but how hard would it have been to put an option in Office 2007 to go back to the menu bar system, if you wanted to? Why piss off 15% of users if you can make 100% of them happy?

      Furthermore, those 15% of users are typically the ones in a position to support the product and make recommendations to the other 85%. Pissing off this subset of people was a terrible idea.

    9. Re:First World Problems by DrGamez · · Score: 5, Interesting

      There is no discoverability within Windows 8, it's the worst aspect about it. A note on the Metro apps: you aren't "supposed" to close them, and in the early DP versions there wasn't a way to close them at all. They have their own memory-management/PLM processes, and when they haven't been used for a set time - they Suspend and close in the background.

    10. Re:First World Problems by Missing.Matter · · Score: 0

      If you want the older interface, stick with the old version. Microsoft released a product that in their research and testing proved to be better. Outside of slashdot, in my personal experience normal users actually like the ribbon. But don't ask me, hundreds of millions of licenses have been deployed. If the interface was really so terrible that it trashed productivity across the board, don't you think users would have migrated to the free LibreOffice that actually has the old interface?

    11. Re:First World Problems by justthinkit · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Here is a big problem with ribbons...you are trying to fit every single button you will ever need on one ribbon.
      .

      You might have 8 or 10 application menus. Each of these menus might take up 25% of the screen when you display it. Crunching the math you have several whole screens of menu info....jammed into a "ruler" that takes up a fifth or less of the screen. It's a simple math problem.

      I've embraced PKZIP since the PKARC and even ARC days, but interface compression is not my thing.

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    12. Re:First World Problems by chrismcb · · Score: 2

      Metro does take a while to get used to but like the ribbon it grows on you after a while.

      The ribbon doesn't grow on you, I loathe it now, just as much as I loathed it when it was being designed.
      Metro has a couple of problems. It works ok with a touch device, but not so much with a mouse. This needs to be solved.
      A lack of a start menu is HUGE for people who primarily use the desktop (and don't go into this 'use only half the OS thing, some programs are desktop only) Metro is a very poor replacement for a start menu. And not just because it is full screen.
      Solving these two issues will make Win 8 a much more usable OS. At least from a desktop perspective. There are other issues from a touch perspective.

    13. Re:First World Problems by chrismcb · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Ribbon are incredibly intuitive.

      Actually that is part of the problem. The Ribbon isn't intuitive. Well more the organization, but I go to the insert menu to insert something. But no that command is on another tab. I go to the data tab to work with some data, again the item is on another tab.
      Just because non computer people use them immediately (what else are they supposed to do?) doesn't mean they are better. A ribbon is basically a sticky menu.

    14. Re:First World Problems by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1

      It's not that you're trying to fit *every* function on the ribbon, but the most used ones within 2 clicks. Common things like bibliographies, setting page margins, references, styles, etc. were buried in menus, where most users never knew they existed.

    15. Re:First World Problems by PlusFiveTroll · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Umm, what your saying here is that users should go from a bad product (ribbon) to one that doesn't meet their needs because of non-user interface issues. How about Microsoft should stop making shitty interfaces... I guess that's not an option.

    16. Re:First World Problems by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      The ribbon is a horrible UI design. At least with menu (bars) you can SEE ALL your choices. WIth the ribbon if your window width is too small you don't.

      When you collapse the window horizontally, the Ribbon collapses also. Big boxes full of icons shrink and eventually become pull-down menus. All you really need to remember is whether the option you want is under "Font," "Paragraph," etc. I really don't see it as a problem. I can shrink a Word 2010 window down to about 2.5 inches wide on my screen and I'm still able to access every function on the Ribbon. Better still, though, I try to do most things with Hotkeys.

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    17. Re:First World Problems by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      The ribbon doesn't grow on you, I loathe it now, just as much as I loathed it when it was being designed.

      I personally love the Ribbon.

      Metro has a couple of problems. It works ok with a touch device, but not so much with a mouse.

      I actually found it's awesome with a keyboard. The OS is so much easer and quicker to use with a keyboard exclusively now.

      Admittedly, the mouse feels clunkier, but it felt clunky for me in Windows 7 too.

      A lack of a start menu is HUGE for people who primarily use the desktop (and don't go into this 'use only half the OS thing, some programs are desktop only) Metro is a very poor replacement for a start menu. And not just because it is full screen.

      It's two key strokes to open the programs menu (the categorical view in the start menu of programs) in Windows 8 as opposed to three key strokes in Windows 7 and the Programs menu is always sorted now - Seems better to me.

      At least from a desktop perspective.

      From a desktop perspective, I'm interacting faster with my computer, using almost exclusively just the keyboard.

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    18. Re:First World Problems by JBMcB · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The ribbon UI is so awesome, that Visual Studio doesn't have it (thank God) So the people who actually *write Microsoft software* don't like the ribbon.

      So there's that.

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    19. Re:First World Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Designer not a retard, Designer is an arrogant prick.

    20. Re:First World Problems by slashmydots · · Score: 2

      I, to this day, cannot figure out how to actually close a tile app or whatever. If I "make it go away" I don't know if it's minimized and still running or not. There is NO indicator other than task manager. Label-less buttons are label-less buttons and it's stupid no matter how you look at it or how used to it you get. FFS, "shut down" is solely located under "Settings." There is no logic and no excuse for that. So stop making excused and admit it's one gigantic, poorly laid out piece of crap because IT IS.

    21. Re:First World Problems by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      A note on the Metro apps: you aren't "supposed" to close them,...

      And that's a "control" issue. If I want to close a fucking app, I should be able to do so easily. "Live Tiles" my ass. Sure it all looks good on a touch-screen phone/tablet, but Windows 8 (and Unity) are stupid, non-intuitive UIs for desktop/server systems.

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    22. Re:First World Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have been using Windows 8 for the last few weeks

      You haven't been using it, you've been tolerating it.

    23. Re:First World Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No indication except for the big ass fucking taskbar that pops out from the left edge of the screen, yeah. Oh and you do not need to close modern UI apps because they don't have any performance impact on the system. If you really want to, drag the app to the bottom of the screen or press Alt-F4, you know, the close program key combination that has been in Windows since at least v3.0.

      Do you also have trouble tying your shoelaces? You sound about that stupid.

    24. Re:First World Problems by X.25 · · Score: 1

      I have been using Windows 8 for the last few weeks and it seems to work just as well as Windows 7 did on the same machine. I suspect most of the issues the OP is having is just due to change anxiety due to for example the new Metro interface. Metro does take a while to get used to but like the ribbon it grows on you after a while. I think there are better things to rant about than Windows 8 to be honest.

      Apologists are very busy lately explaining how Windows 8 works just as well as Windows 7.

      They have problems explaining why one should upgrade to Windows 8 then.

      Care to take a shot?

    25. Re:First World Problems by Loki_666 · · Score: 1

      And there goes control our of the window. Its fine on a phone, its not mission critical. But consider the workplace.

      You're a developer, and you have your browser open on a page with some info that you will need later. Took you a while to dig it out. You don't want to bookmark it, its just for using once. But you go back to your dev environment, work work work, time passes... hmmm, time to compile. Compiler is getting a bit memory hungry... hmmm, you've not used the browser for a while, so it gets closed? Wow. Ok, you have browser history, but id say thats an annoyance.

      Perhaps a more "regular" user version could be more helpful.

      Cashiers in banks. I've seen how long it takes them to fire up their systems and log in to the various apps they need, the security measures etc. For example, they have their own bank's system, various affiliated ones, and maybe some additional like money transfer stuff for Western Union. Now, they may only do a WU transfer a few times a day, so that app is going to get pretty "sleepy" under metro. These things usually have activity time outs anyway, but at least its just a case of reinputting password, not relaunching the entire app. And i've seen that take a few minutes while it makes all the necessary connections to DBs and stuff.

      Now that is going to slow down the speed of service. Not something a bank is looking for.

    26. Re:First World Problems by man_of_mr_e · · Score: 1

      There are at least 4 ways to close an app, several of them are exactly the same as they were on previous versions.

      1) Alt-F4 - still works, just as it always has
      2) Task Manager - still works, just as it always has
      3) Swipe-Down/Drag-Down from top
      4) Move cursor to upper left corner, right click on app thumbnail and choose close

      Yeah, there's no big red X.. but then UI experts have complained about that for years, claiming it's way too easy to accidentally close applications because of it.

    27. Re:First World Problems by cbope · · Score: 1

      Umm... you CAN "close" metro apps if you want to. Just drag any open Metro app from the top downwards. Simple.

      I've been using Win8 since the early builds, and once you learn the a new tricks it's fine. People who don't like change can stick with Windows 95 or whatever old crusty OS they want to.

    28. Re:First World Problems by 21mhz · · Score: 1

      Crunching the math you have several whole screens of menu info...

      And this is where the actual usability problem is. If your application has hundreds of menu items, its UI could probably help being redesigned for better balance of general actions vs. drill-down views.

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    29. Re:First World Problems by Chrontius · · Score: 1

      Metro does take a while to get used to but like the ribbon it grows on you after a while

      So do warts.

    30. Re:First World Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      VS 2012 does have the ribbon?

    31. Re:First World Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1 and 2 aren't exactly discoverable or commonly known options for most users.

      3 doesn't work as far as I can tell... if I drag down from the top, I get a miniature version of my window that doesn't do a damn thing except blow up to full screen when I let it go. I can 'dock' it to the left or the right, but not close it. I might be doing something wrong, as I only use Win8 sporadically in a VM... do I need to drag it all the way to the bottom of the screen? If so, nuts to that as a usable method for a trackpad.

      4 sucks, even though it was the first successful way I found, for two reasons:
      1) You can't do it from inside the app itself, because if it's running it won't show up in the list to the left.
      2) You can't JUST move to the top left, you have to slide down the left edge to make the task list appear properly. Moving to the corner makes a thumbnail appear - if you move your mouse to the middle of this icon, it disappears like a ghost.

      So to close your active app, you have to switch apps or return to the start screen, mouse to the top left, slide down, find the app you just switched from, right click it, and close. That's pretty much bullshit. Alt-f4 is the only realistic option on the list, and it might as well be undocumented for all the exposure that a new user gets to it. I know people who have used Windows for over a decade but don't know any keyboard shortcuts beyond ctrl-x/c/v.

      While I appreciate the idea that the computer should manage apps and memory for a lot of users automatically, sometimes you really DO need to actually close an app - for example, when it's misbehaving.

    32. Re:First World Problems by BetterThanCaesar · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, Visual Studio has upper case menu titles. To get normal case titles, you need to perform a registry hack.

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    33. Re:First World Problems by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 1

      Personally I think they didn't go far enough. I'd have liked to see them use a "tabbed work space" metaphor. Ie, when you change tabs, you change how the document is viewed and worked, instead of having a single wysiwyg system for every task that never quite works. Separate content creation/edit vs design and formatting vs publication/print/web vs file view and meta-data vs code-view vs help/settings... So not only the toolbar, but also the visual metaphors of the document, the colours and shapes, would reflect the task.

      [Correction: I'd like to see them do that well.]

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    34. Re:First World Problems by justthinkit · · Score: 1

      The solution is discoverability, not inscrutability.

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    35. Re:First World Problems by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      You know ribbons can have drop-down menus or open new windows, right? You certainly don't have to have everything on the ribbon itself.

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    36. Re:First World Problems by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Correction: There is no discoverability within Windows 8 for devices where touch isn't the primary input. It's relatively intuitive for touch, and mimics a lot of conventions that other touch interfaces use. Completely failure for mouse and keyboard, of course.

    37. Re:First World Problems by dywolf · · Score: 1

      I disagree entirely. Can not stand the ribbon and I dont think its intuitive at all. The ribbon essentailly is a menu. Just one thats laid out strangely.
      File has operations pertaining to files. Edit is for editing. Tools are tools. Neatly laid out in easily read lists. With most ribbon menus I have to hunt for what I want. They are too noisy, too complex. Too much going on in a little tiny space.

      It's like someone said "Some people are making really big toolbars. They love toolbars. They're taking everything out of the menu and putting in ont he toolbars...So lets do it for them. Lets take the entire menu, and cram it into a really big toolbar".

      that's what the ribbon is. Me? I say there's too much going on there for it to be productive. The common stuff I use all the time, like font changes, that goes on toolbar. Quick Print button? Toolbar. Most fo the rest though? Leave that crap in the real menu where I can quickly and easily find it when I need it, and its out of sight the rest of the time when I dont.

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    38. Re:First World Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ribbon starts removing functions from view when the windows is less than 1024 pixels wide (depending on the specific ribbon. Most are much less than this). According to stat counter, this accounts for about 15% of internet users.

      I assume your 15% stat is regarding people with a screen resolution less than 1024... but I imagine a higher percentage of people simply don't have their program open at full-screen. I know I sure as hell hate full-screen anything except if I'm watching a movie on my computer.

      Seriously Microsoft... it's called 'multitasking'. It's a thing that people do, moreso now than ever!

    39. Re:First World Problems by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      I go to the insert menu to insert something. But no that command is on another tab.

      Yes, the Insert tab. I am looking at Word 2007 right now, the first version with the ribbon, and it has an insert tab.

      You plonker.

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    40. Re:First World Problems by twebb72 · · Score: 1

      The ribbon UI is so awesome, that Visual Studio doesn't have it (thank God) So the people who actually *write Microsoft software* don't like the ribbon.

      So there's that.

      When notepad gets a ribbon -- that's when I start to have deep concern for Microsoft's design choices.

    41. Re:First World Problems by HeckRuler · · Score: 1

      Because the powers that be hate me, I have to fiddle with VBA macros about twice a year. Every God Damn Time I spend a few minutes just clicking around thinking to myself:

      Where the fuck is that macro button?

      Maybe it's just that I drink myself into a stupor and try to forget the entire experience, but this happens every time.

    42. Re:First World Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clearly, you haven't used VS2012. They introduced the productivity-killing ribbon menu to their IDE.
      As a developer I like to be able to memorize archaic keyboard chords that accomplish miraculous feats of code wrangling. I don't need a UI that looks pretty - I need a UI that is FUNCTIONAL. There's a reason why some coders still prefer emacs, notepad, or vim - they know them well, and there's no reason to learn a new UI for typing text.

    43. Re:First World Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For #3 you have to swipe all the way down to the bottom.

    44. Re:First World Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not going to argue you should upgrade to win8 unless you have a touchscreen or want to develop / take part in the new app store.

      But.

      That argument has happened for at least 20 years (before Windows 95) and it's difficult to argue that there haven't been real improvements since then despite each of the finite number of steps apparently being worthless.

    45. Re:First World Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But menu bars are just vertical ribbons. What microsoft really did was reorganize the menus to be a bit more clear and better support icon visibility.

    46. Re:First World Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ribbon starts removing functions from view when the windows is less than 1024 pixels wide (depending on the specific ribbon. Most are much less than this). According to stat counter, this accounts for about 15% of internet users.

      How does statcounter measure the width of msoffice windows on people's computers? The only related stat I see on statcounter.com is screen resolution as reported by browsers. That doesn't say anything about how many people open app windows side by side. I maximize browser windows most of the time, but other app windows are often side by side.

    47. Re:First World Problems by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      Anything that takes up room where the main window should be is wrong. Hence the genius of the popularly despised gimp menu: right click and the menu is available without moving the pointer; otherwise the screen is filled with the actual project I'm working on.

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    48. Re:First World Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what do I do to reset an app window to a defined "fresh" state when I'm done with something, or when its current state is messed up, or when it has a memory leak? How do I see which set of apps I'm currently using if there's no real notion of opened vs closed?

    49. Re:First World Problems by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      Metro does take a while to get used to but like the ribbon it grows on you after a while.

      Why does everyone invoke the ribbon as if the ribbon is a good thing? The ribbon is one of the worst UI elements that Microsoft has introduced. I've been using it from the beginning and it still hasn't grown on me. It gets in my way and slows me down a lot.

      The best UI is one that you stop noticing when you're using it. The ribbon is a million miles from that.

    50. Re:First World Problems by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      I personally love the Ribbon.

      I'm squarely in the "loathe it" camp. I honestly can't see how anyone could like it. But different people have different tastes, I guess.

      Metro has a couple of problems. It works ok with a touch device, but not so much with a mouse.

      I agree. Windows 8 sucks big time if you're not using it on a tablet or phone. It may be OK on a tablet or phone, but that's not relevant to me, so I don't care.

      I actually found it's awesome with a keyboard.

      It's funny. Almost 100% of the people I've seen that love Win 8 use it almost entirely with the keyboard. This tells me that the UI is actually broken from a usability point of view.

      Not everyone wants to operate the OS exclusively with the keyboard (I sure don't, anyway), and even among those that do, there is no easy way to get there. You end up having to google for what key combo does what.

    51. Re:First World Problems by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      A note on the Metro apps: you aren't "supposed" to close them, and in the early DP versions there wasn't a way to close them at all.

      This is correct -- and also a terrible decision. There are a lot of reasons to stop applications from executing when you're done with them that aren't related to resource usage. Conversely, there are a lot of reasons why you want an application to continue to run even if you haven't used it in a very long time.

    52. Re:First World Problems by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      You have the wrong mind-set, and that's why you don't like it.

      I, to this day, cannot figure out how to actually close a tile app or whatever. If I "make it go away" I don't know if it's minimized and still running or not.

      See, you're not supposed to worry about such things. You're just supposed to minimize it, and it'll automatically figure out if it needs to be closed or not. As "DrGamez" says two posts above, "They have their own memory-management/PLM processes, and when they haven't been used for a set time - they Suspend and close in the background."

      FFS, "shut down" is solely located under "Settings." There is no logic and no excuse for that.

      Again, you're being too technical. Microsoft copied the GNOME devs here, and made shutdown well-hidden, because normal users don't need to worry about such things.

      Your problem is you're trying to micromanage your computer, instead of letting it figure out how to do things for you. Microsoft has always been excellent at making the computer figure out what's best for you, as seen long ago with Clippy and Bob, and you should just trust them. You don't need to worry about how many apps are running in memory, because memory is limitless, and you don't need to worry about shutting down your computer, because you'll never have a situation where it won't be powered.

    53. Re:First World Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen, preach it brother!

      The ribbon has icons. I have to stare at the icons to figure out what they do, unless they also have a label. But the label renders the icon obsolete. I wouldn't mind the ribbon so much if I could get rid of the icons in favor of labels. But then it would be a menu again, which would be fine with me.

    54. Re:First World Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To close a metro app move your mouse to the top of the app and swipe down. You can do this if you have a touch screen. Don't ask me how I know because it just a sad story if I told you guys.

    55. Re:First World Problems by ais523 · · Score: 1

      I tried using the Ribbon for a while. I found that it was mostly intuitive (although try finding something like the double underline in Microsoft Word if you don't already know where it is; it's awkward in both pre-Ribbon and Ribbon versions, but somewhat harder with the Ribbon), but my main issue is simply that it takes more clicks. With toolbar+menu, if something's used a lot it's on the toolbar in a known place and can be accessed with one click. If something isn't used a lot, I can still access it through the menus. On the other hand, with the Ribbon, the number of clicks it takes to do something depends on whatever you did last, so it's not only more for common tasks than a menu+toolbar is on average, but it's also inconsistent; unless you do a useless click on a Ribbon tab even if it's already open, your muscle memory is going to be screwed up.

      (And another observation: why isn't the "save" button on the ribbon in Microsoft Office programs? It got moved to a separate area precisely because it's commonly used and the Ribbon is bad at handling commonly used commands.)

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    56. Re:First World Problems by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      It's funny. Almost 100% of the people I've seen that love Win 8 use it almost entirely with the keyboard. This tells me that the UI is actually broken from a usability point of view.

      Well, you can take me off that list, I don't love Windows 8. I have issues with it, but it's not the issues that people complain about here, which I find are mostly invalid.

      and even among those that do, there is no easy way to get there. You end up having to google for what key combo does what.

      I'm not really using key combos... I am mostly using cursor keys which are self explanatory...

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    57. Re:First World Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is my main gripe about win 8. Something like the People app crashes in the background and you can't force the process to quit, and pressing the People button on Metro does nothing. With the contacts app specifically though, this makes all other contacts reliant apps behave the same, so Skype, Mail, Messages, Twitter fail to respond, and the only fix is uninstalling and reinstalling. That's Apple levels of incredibly long winded approaches to fixing simple issues like a bad sync.

    58. Re:First World Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ever seen the gallery panels in Word, Excel, etc? The menu options that involve graphical choices like paragraph styles, chart styles, etc, usually have a gallery that, in addition to creating a large flyout panel that may occupy much more space, but also creates a live preview of the result of applying each style as you hover over it.

      So, no, you don't necessarily have a limitation of what space items can occupy in the ribbon.

    59. Re:First World Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The ribbon never removes functions, however it does collapse them. If you resize the window you can see that large items become small items, and when that isn't enough, the groups become dropdowns.

      The same items are always available.

    60. Re:First World Problems by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

      The ribbon is pretty horrible. The only reason Microsoft can get away with it is because they have no competition. People have no choice but get used to it. Any UI is usable if you're forced to use it long enough. The whole point of Win 8 is to lure back people who rather play on ipads and android devices so we know these people obviously won't just sit there and suck it up and eventually get used to it.

    61. Re:First World Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to mention how it totally disregards that 90% of users nowdays have widescreen displays, where there is ample horizontal space, but every pixel counts vertically on a 1376x768 laptop.

  19. Re:Not again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    3 year old

    five year old

    I would expect them to be better at it. It was designed for them.

  20. Re:Not again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It's getting old. This shill account might be pretty old (879048), yet just check the posting history. Not a single post not related to Microsoft.

  21. Derrr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're not technically adept if you have trouble with Windows 8. Sorry, but it's true. There is literally no difference in desktop mode other than the re-location of a few Control Panel options, and the Metro apps are like any tablet/phone OS; they're big, take up the whole screen and generally don't have the same flexibility as apps in Desktop mode. You have two options for apps, not particularly complicated.

    1. Re:Derrr by tepples · · Score: 1

      There is literally no difference in desktop mode other than the re-location of a few Control Panel options

      That and 2. the complete removal of the ability to display the Start menu on top of the desktop, and 3. the risk of accidentally activating Metro by swiping the wrong way.

  22. spelling by defective_warthog · · Score: 1

    whilst

  23. Re:Not again... by Cute+and+Cuddly · · Score: 0

    So, you are saying that we should have half chewed biscuits over the keyboard, drop or glasses or orange juice inside the CD Rom and hit the PC with a heavy Tonka truck? If we do it that way, a PC with Windoze 8 may be good to use as a brick in a couple of weeks, but I do prefer to put Linux on it.

  24. Re:Not again... by Luke727 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The problem is not that it's difficult to learn (though it is a bit of a shock at first); the problem is that some people just don't like it. You might be perfectly content with a touch-first tablet interface on your desktop, but Windows 8 will never touch any of my personal machines. That being said, I am still interested to try it out on a tablet device where many of the design decisions might actually make sense.

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  25. Re:Not again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Because three- and five-year olds don't actually have to get any work done?

  26. Re:Not again... by LiquidHAL · · Score: 4, Informative

    I've been using it. I don't like the metro UI, so I installed a tiny program I found on ninite.com called Classic Start, self-explanatory. It works, I don't interact with metro, everything behaves as expected. Before that I classified it as a minor annoyance. They made some poor design decisions, but I don't understand the tantrums and hyperbole, I do all my work in the browser or in programs and there's no change there. And the desktop is virtually identical to windows 7. MMC, powershell, command line, control panel are the same. It might be because I've always used keyboard shortcuts to navigate windows, I just don't understand the vitriol.

  27. Re:Not again... by rolfwind · · Score: 1

    Just because little kids can use it doesn't make it a good idea.

    Most kids are happy to get their blinkenlights and playing their games, they aren't demanding or advanced users in lots of ways. (Note: I fixed my nephews' and niece's computers more than once or set shit up. The old truism that all kids are prodigies at technology is annoying. Some of those computers were truly malware-infested-from-free-hello-kitty crapware shit boxes.)

  28. Re:Not again... by Keith111 · · Score: 0

    You guys must be doing something seriously wrong if you think Windows 8 is worse than 7... Windows 8, used properly, is superior in every single way to 7. By use properly I mean uninstall everything called an "app" and learn to use Windows+E and Windows+X keys combinations. Use start screen only to search for programs. Also avoid the store, because you can only buy "apps" there, not programs.

  29. Re:Not again... by Arker · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why would I want to use an interface designed for a 3 year old? Hmm? Come on.

    Yes I use the command line and the function keys and I can fly around the thing when I have to. Doesnt change the fact it's just about the worst interface imaginable, and confuzzles the regular users to no end, resulting in them constantly calling me to figure out how to do the simplest of things. I am not saying previous windows interfaces were all that great, but in general people had gotten to the point of being accustomed to them at least. Breaking things for the sake of breaking things does not a good product make.

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  30. Whta an idiot by geekoid · · Score: 1, Insightful

    in short:
    "It's not what I am use to so I won't bother with a in depth analyses that may not support my bias."

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    1. Re:Whta an idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "What"..."used". Maybe rethink that i-word in your subject line, or apply it to someone else.

    2. Re:Whta an idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's spelled "used to".

      Also, biased people complaining about bias is ridiculous.

    3. Re:Whta an idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      in short:
      "It's not what I am use to so I won't bother with a in depth analyses that may not support my bias."

      That the bias is on your part is of course completely out of the question?

  31. For a guy who "learned Linux"... by Rossman · · Score: 2, Informative

    He's not real bright.

    You can pretty much use Windows 8 just like Windows 7, just the "start menu" is now fullscreen. Press the windows key, start typing what you want, bingo.

    1. Re:For a guy who "learned Linux"... by tepples · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You can pretty much use Windows 8 just like Windows 7, just the "start menu" is now fullscreen.

      Which is exactly the problem. You lose conveyance: there's no obvious way to discover how to open the Start menu with the mouse. And you lose context: opening the Start menu completely covers up the application you're using,

    2. Re:For a guy who "learned Linux"... by Missing.Matter · · Score: 2

      here's no obvious way to discover how to open the Start menu with the mouse

      Don't confusion "intuitiveness" with "habit." For a completely novice user there was no obvious way in Windows 7 or Windows Vista to open the start menu either. People just knew how to open the start menu because they were trained to do so in Windows 95-XP, where it was labeled (even 95 had a tutorial on what the start menu was and how to open it. Microsoft also had an ad campaign on the start menu). Windows Vista removed the label, and replaced it with a plain orb. Okay.... it's a graphic element at least, obvious it's a menu, right? Well then why did people have so much trouble with the Office orb, which looked exactly the same as the start orb: an orb with the office logo, but was at the top instead of the bottom. No one had been trained to click the office button at the top right, so now all of a sudden that element was unintuitive and and non-obvious.

      Non-obviousness is not an issue. There are plenty of non-obvious and hidden interface designs that are good, like right context menus, double clicking, click drag, keyboard shortcuts, etc. As long as you have the training to use these interfaces, then they're fine. I don't need a label everywhere telling me where to right click and where to click drag and where to double click. Windows 8 gives you enough instruction to find the basics of the OS the first time you log on, which is more than can be said for Windows 7.

    3. Re:For a guy who "learned Linux"... by vux984 · · Score: 1

      there's no obvious way to discover how to open the Start menu with the mouse.

      This is true and a legitimate gripe. But you've given it far too much weight. You only need to be shown once, and then you know, and the "problem" rapidly fades into distant memory.

      Operating a modern track pad with 2 finger touch to right click, tap-hold for drag, and so on presents the same "problems" as the new start menu. The old track pads had two physical buttons it was obvious how to left and right click -- the new ones don't have any buttons at all. A couple seconds of someone showing you what is required, and then you are pretty much set... its just not that big a deal.

      And you lose context: opening the Start menu completely covers up the application you're using,

      This is also true, but misses the point. You are supposed to pin frequently used applications, use jump lists, etc. The start menu screen is sort of the last resort to find something. If you are perpetually jumping into it for everything then you are "using it wrong". The solution is to wean yourself off using the start menu so much. You aren't supposed to use it constantly from desktop mode.

      That said, I think the pinned apps and jump lists are great, but they aren't quite powerful enough. And we could use just a bit more power maybe along the lines of OSX spotlight. A variety of desktop enhancing 'gadgets' are available via 3rd parties, but I do hope microsoft delivers something native to augment pinned apps and jump lists. Its close to perfect, but its not quite there yet for us power users.

      But us power users are used to having to take a few extra steps to customize our desktops to work better for us; so this is hardly a big deal.

      Windows 7 calculator sucks, the taskmanager is poor, notepad is useless, and I had to install something to mount ISO images along with give me better tools for the first two items.

      So this round the taskmanager is pretty good, ISOs can be mounted out of the box. The calculator and notepad still suck though and still needed 3rd party 'upgrades'. Plus I had to learn a couple new hotkeys and install a gadget to provide some of the functionality of the start menu so I didn't have to use the start screen as much.

      Hardly a big deal. Hardly worth the sort of nonsense I read about win 8 here on slashdot.

      So to sum up... I don't use the modern UI at all on my desktop, but its not bad at all on my HTPC. I haven't tried it on a tablet yet, but its pretty good on a smartphone. The desktop mode needs a couple tweaks to be power user friendly but every version of windows has needed some tweaks. Win 8 desktop mode is pretty much the same as windows 7; its just not a big deal.

    4. Re:For a guy who "learned Linux"... by DrGamez · · Score: 1

      It opens the same way you opened it before, the windows key. Unless you actually move your mouse around and click on things one by one. In which case I feel sorry for your loss :(
      (but yeah Win8 doesn't feel the need to tell you anything, and that really hurts it)

    5. Re:For a guy who "learned Linux"... by c0lo · · Score: 1

      He's not real bright.

      You can pretty much use Windows 8 just like Windows 7, just the "start menu" is now fullscreen. Press the windows key, start typing what you want, bingo.

      Ok... I want to create a clean install DVD from your OS image. If "Bing...Oh" is the only answer for that but no DVD, then it's a fail.

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    6. Re:For a guy who "learned Linux"... by PlusFiveTroll · · Score: 1, Troll

      >Non-obviousness is not an issue. There are plenty of non-obvious and hidden interface designs that are good, like right context menus, double clicking, click drag,

      Please die. When you travel to that dark place, let Steve Jobs retrain you how to make a user interface.

      Right clicking is UI HIV+. It took me a long time to come to this conclusion, but it allows very bad UI design and lots of unexpected hidden things. Apple designed better UI's because they did not have a right click for a long time. Show the user what can be done visually, not by groping in the dark.

      Double click and drag click are the most fun things ever to explain to a user, doubly so over the phone. You don't double click in the metro interface. Multiple versions of windows came with the single click to launch option (default in one of them I think).

      No what Microsoft has done here is tossed out billions of hours of user training to make a half baked interface to compete with Apple and Android. Microsoft has always sucked at good UI design and continues to do so.

    7. Re:For a guy who "learned Linux"... by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      You lose conveyance: there's no obvious way to discover how to open the Start menu with the mouse

      I moved my mouse cursor to the lower left corner of the screen, the windows icon appeared to open the start menu?

      I don't know, that seemed like an obvious way to discover it if you were an older Windows user?

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    8. Re:For a guy who "learned Linux"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is also true, but misses the point. You are supposed to pin frequently used applications, use jump lists, etc. The start menu screen is sort of the last resort to find something. If you are perpetually jumping into it for everything then you are "using it wrong". The solution is to wean yourself off using the start menu so much. You aren't supposed to use it constantly from desktop mode.

      I pin frequently used applications - to the start menu. Why would I want to pin them to the taskbar and have a cluttered mess of icons down there before I even start doing anything? That's ugly. I prefer a clean, streamlined look to the desktop, taskbar included. You are saying I'm "not supposed to" do things this way, but why is your way "right" and my way "wrong"? It's just personal preference. At least prior to Win8, we could both do things the way we wanted to. Choice is good.

    9. Re:For a guy who "learned Linux"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I couldn't find the office 07 pseudo file menu too at first. I Alt-F4 and Ctrl+s and Ctrl+p for about 3 days before hitting it by chance.
      Oh, and I design GUIs for a living. And not Web stuff. Real Databases interfaces that people use intensively; For accounting, where every keystroke matters; In Warehouse management where you everything accessible in two clicks... Real GUIs.

      So, I don't think the Ribbon is a bad design. I do feel it's just not that intuitive. I also work off the terminal and use Vi and tmux when I code so I can tell a non intuitive yet good design and the ribbon is not too bad. It could use customizations and such, but it's mostly an improvement over the menu.

      Windows 8 however, is terrible. Even when mastered it offers only disadvantages. It takes longer to get things done and it's less obvious to do even if you do watch that film they have showing on first log on. Which most veterans will skip. It's not keyboard or mouse or even tablet efficient. It buries settings you need while exposing data you don't. It uses non-intuitive shortcuts without a reason. And, more importantly doesn't use this shortcuts in a consistent fashion.

      Metro has one good idea: Tiles are more appropriate for a tablet than icon. Icons are a desktop idea where the mouse offers fine controls and right clicking. Sadly, that's not an interface. That's a theme. Every other design decision was poorly made even for a tablet. And by forcing the design on the pc things just become worse.

      You want to know how bad it really is ? I tried to Start+R > taskmgr > kill explorer.exe 10 minutes into my first login. This is something I reserve for viruses and stalling games on very old machines. It's the equivalence of X freezing up forcing me Ctrl+Alt+F1, login and use htop to kill the wm while sacrificing any unsaved data. It's really REALLY the worst possible thing a windows machine can have short of a BSOD since it risks data loss if files are being copied.

      Truly, windows 8 is horrible.

    10. Re:For a guy who "learned Linux"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL, Steve Jobs was responsible for Mac OS, one of the shittiest, if not the single shittiest UI ever made.

    11. Re:For a guy who "learned Linux"... by loneDreamer · · Score: 1

      Actually you don't lose context at all. The start menu is already out of context with whatever task is being done, if any. It's not that you need to look at the words in your document or check the values in your spreadsheet to use the menu. On the contrary, it is usually part of initiating a new task or subtask, and hiding unrelated UI could actually be an improvement. The context-switch happens anyway.

    12. Re:For a guy who "learned Linux"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm so confused, the button may be gone but if you hover in the same area and click, the start menu pops up...

      Should I check my IQ versus the people complaining?

      The win7 start menu covers half to 1/3 of your screen anyway.

    13. Re:For a guy who "learned Linux"... by vux984 · · Score: 1

      I pin frequently used applications - to the start menu.

      So, you need a little launcher gadget then that lets you put apps on it. Many exist. Pick one and Install it.

      Take a look at "Jumplist Launcher" for something dedicated to just creating a single icon on your task bar that you click and will display an organized list of application (and other) shortcuts. (Pretty much exactly what you want.)

      Also take a look at the open source launchy for an example of something that not only can replace your startmenu, but can do a lot of things the start menu couldn't.

      Why would I want to pin them to the taskbar and have a cluttered mess of icons down there before I even start doing anything?

      Why on earth would I want to open the start menu to launch my email client, or skype, or firefox? 99% of the time its running anyway, and if its not, being able to launch it from the taskbar, which is the same place I go to activate it when its in the background just makes sense.

      That's ugly

      I'd say that's OCD, but I'm not judging ;)

      You are saying I'm "not supposed to" do things this way, but why is your way "right" and my way "wrong"?

      Microsoft is de-emphasising the use of the start menu (now start screen) for launching desktop applications. If you read up on the subject their usage metrics indicated that people were trending away from using the start menu in favor of taskbar pinned apps anyway. So when they changed it to a start screen, part of the rationale was that it was expected to just hasten the transition away from using the start menu as the primary app launcher that was already happening naturally.

      It's just personal preference.

      That is ultimately true, but you need to understand that you wish to use it in a way that it isn't being designed to support.

      The fact that it now sucks as the primary way to launch desktop applications is entirely missing the point.

      Its like complaining that your new TV isn't deep enough to put your VCR on top of. Your old console TV in a wooden cabinet was, and for years that's where pretty much everyone who had wooden console TVs put their VCRs, but the new ones aren't designed to have stuff put on top of them.

      Its not the end of the world, but you do sound a bit foolish if you complain about the difficulty balancing a VCR on top of a new TV. Nowadays if you really want a VCR, and you really want it above your TV, you buy a shelf.

      At least prior to Win8, we could both do things the way we wanted to. Choice is good.

      And I agree with you here entirely, and my post goes full circle... there are plenty of options available to achieve precisely what you want, from minimalist launchers to apps that faithfully replicate the windows 7 startmenu to applications that exceed what the old start menu could do in ways you maybe haven't even thought about...

      Its a brave new world.

    14. Re:For a guy who "learned Linux"... by WaffleMonster · · Score: 1

      He's not real bright.

      Rather than spewing ad hominem care to be more specific?

      You can pretty much use Windows 8 just like Windows 7, just the "start menu" is now fullscreen. Press the windows key, start typing what you want, bingo.

      You can now while all of your apps are windows apps.. At some point in the future when there are metro only apps which won't run from the desktop your choice to do this and reason for having that big honkin monitor go out the window.

      I guess for me it comes back to the simple truth of every app being a fullscreen app is fundementally fucktardulous. It makes "windows" worthless to me.

    15. Re:For a guy who "learned Linux"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's not real bright.

      You can pretty much use Windows 8 just like Windows 7, just the "start menu" is now fullscreen. Press the windows key, start typing what you want, and you are back at MS-DOS, bingo.

      There, I fixed that for you.

    16. Re:For a guy who "learned Linux"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When there is one button on the screen, it's pretty freakin obvious which button you should push to start using the computer. So don't give us that "no obvious way" crap.

    17. Re:For a guy who "learned Linux"... by bemymonkey · · Score: 1

      Except that just typing what you want is broken in Windows 8. Anything other than app names requires extra keystrokes or clicks to switch categories... example: typing background and pressing enter takes you to the desktop background settings on Win7. Windows 8 just gives you no search results... it's the same for all the other control panel tasks that worked fine in Windows 7...

      I'm sticking with Windows 7 for this reason alone... have Win8 pro 64bit running in a VM too, but it usually only takes me about half a minute to get to the point where I want to throw the laptop out the Window and switch back to 7.

      Don't get me wrong - Windows 8 is great, but only on tablets...

    18. Re:For a guy who "learned Linux"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do you need the mouse when you can use the start button on your keyboard. That takes you directly to the start screen with no effort.

    19. Re:For a guy who "learned Linux"... by omnichad · · Score: 1

      The other problem with the Office orb was its location. It's in the spot where most programs had an application icon with the options of Restore, Move, Size, Minimize, Maximize, and Close. I never tried it for quite a while after starting to use it, because I didn't expect to find new options nor did I want to accidentally double-click the orb and close the application.

    20. Re:For a guy who "learned Linux"... by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Windows 98 SE defaulted to single click and it was just terrible. First off, the desktop was a web site, so all the "links" had to be underlined. Just mousing over an item selected it. And I think the mouse icon turned into a pointing hand.

    21. Re:For a guy who "learned Linux"... by dywolf · · Score: 1

      I like the classic desktop cause its neat and organized. I can easily alt tab from app to app, and decide for myself what needs to be full screen. Productivity really really needs multiple windows, either side by side or overlayed. With 8 its like every app is screaming LOOK AT ME USE ME IGNORE ALL THE REST USE ME NOW cause every app thinks it needs to be the full screen center of attention.

      That's my biggest gripe with 8...that and the ribbon menus for --everything--.

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    22. Re:For a guy who "learned Linux"... by emuls · · Score: 0

      Yes, right click is so terrible that apple started using it in their UI years ago. Even before OSX you could ctrl+click to perform a right click which is not easily discoverable nor is it intuitive. But hey, at least they have it now! I mean Apple is SOO great at UX design that their so-called magic mouse won't even do a right click unless you lift your left finger off the device. Inspiring!

    23. Re:For a guy who "learned Linux"... by tepples · · Score: 1

      The start menu is already out of context with whatever task is being done, if any.

      The Start menu leaves your current task on screen as a visual anchor to remind your brain that the Start menu is a temporary subtask, not a new task in itself. It's a psychological thing. Google "doorway amnesia" to learn more about the distracting effect of a total change in surroundings.

    24. Re:For a guy who "learned Linux"... by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      Somehow every single person Ive talked to who has used Windows 8 either took a while or had to ask to figure out how to log out / shut down.

      You can call it habit all day long, but at the end of the day if noone can figure out how to use the UI without someone explaining it, its a bad UI.

    25. Re:For a guy who "learned Linux"... by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1

      Friends and family have been asking me how to do various things in OSX, Windows 7, Windows XP, iOS, Android, etc. for years. Most of iOS is completely hidden from the user: Switching apps, closing apps, deleting apps, accessing siri, turning off... all completely undiscoverable. Sure you get the basic functionality of opening apps and going to the home screen.... but that's it.

      Recall all the training Microsoft had to do to get people used to the Start Menu when it was first introduced. Tutorials, arrows point at it telling you to use it, an ad campaign focused on the start menu.... this was not some magical thing that just happened. Now people are hailing it as the best most intuitive UI ever.

    26. Re:For a guy who "learned Linux"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...Hardly a big deal. Hardly worth the sort of nonsense I read about win 8 here on slashdot." And, had they not made a terrible UI and forced it down peoples throats, it wouldn't be an issue at all.

    27. Re:For a guy who "learned Linux"... by Kpt+Kill · · Score: 1

      Which was brought up in the video. He mentions that from windows 95 to XP... the button says "Start" letting users know this is where you should Start. He mentions that Vista / 7 removed the word start, and that this was foolish, but forgivable because its been so engrained in our computing lives. In windows 8, you would need to know to hover in the corner to make the charms bar appear (which appears from the side of the screen, not the corner). It is NOT intuitive. I use windows 8 and quite like it... with Classic Start and metro disabled.

    28. Re:For a guy who "learned Linux"... by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1

      Which was brought up in the video. He mentions that from windows 95 to XP... the button says "Start" letting users know this is where you should Start.

      Yet labeling a button start wasn't quite enough in Windows 95. The label was accompanied by tutorials you would see at log on, a big yellow arrow pointing to the start button with the label "Click here to begin," and a "Start me up" ad campaigning with commercials showcasing the start button. The *only* reason the start menu is regarded as "intuitive" *especially* in Windows 7 and Windows Vista is that users were trained to use it over a decade.

      In windows 8, you would need to know to hover in the corner to make the charms bar appear (which appears from the side of the screen, not the corner). It is NOT intuitive.

      Just as in Windows 95 you would need some prior knowledge that the start button is the place to access all your programs and functions when you've been trained previously on a program manager. Not intuitive.

      Luckily Microsoft realizes this and at least tells you where to find the start button, search, settings, and devices on first log on.

    29. Re:For a guy who "learned Linux"... by jon3k · · Score: 1

      It didn't need to be obvious anymore because it was called "Start" for about 10 years, which made it obvious, and then eventually just dropped the word start and made it an icon once we were trained. Put someone in front of Windows XP and Windows 8 and let's see who figures out how to get a list of applications first.

    30. Re:For a guy who "learned Linux"... by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1

      It didn't need to be obvious anymore because it was called "Start" for about 10 years, which made it obvious

      It absolutely did not make it obvious. Windows 95 included tips on log on that instructed the user about the start menu. There was also a bouncing animated arrow that would fly down the task bar reading "Click here to begin." Or do you remember the massive "Start me up" ad campaign, which highlighted the start menu and effectively taught people what it was and how to use it?

      Prior to the start menu, people were trained on the program manager, which had all their applications right there in front of them. In 1995, it was the start menu which was unintuitive and cumbersome; hiding all a user's programs away in a corner requiring at least two additional clicks was seen as backwards to many. To access calculator in Windows 3.1 you just had to open Applications and there it was. In Windows 95 it was start -> all programs -> accessories -> calculator. The start menu was also very difficult to manage for many. In the program manager you would just create your own folder and move your stuff in there. In the start menu, you had to access a hidden folder somewhere in the file system and create folders there. It is still like that today. Not user friendly.

      And don't get me started on putting "Shut Down" in a menu labeled "Start"

      Yet today, for some reason, the start menu is begin hailed as some sort of paragon to UI design. It is not, and as someone who lived through resistance to the start menu, it's just so amusing seeing this happen all over again.

      Put someone in front of Windows XP and Windows 8 and let's see who figures out how to get a list of applications first.

      But who exactly? Someone who has been trained for the last 17 years to use the start menu? Someone who has never used a computer in their life? Someone who has has never used Windows or OSX or Linux, and whose sole exposure to UI design is iOS or Android, where things like hidden UI elements are more common than not? Everyone is coming from a different base set of skills.

      This measure of "How much can you figure out without being told anything" (which people here mistakenly label "intuitiveness") is completely meaningless. A user who has never used Windows but only iOS would feel very foreign using a mouse in a file explorer, something most computer users today are familiar with. Does that make them unintuitive? Many users of desktop operating systems are very confused with the concept of right clicking, double clicking, and click-drag. Does that mean we should scrap these interfaces?

      Windows 8 assumes you know how to use a mouse and a keyboard. Then they tell you "Here's one more interface element you have to use, hot corners, and how to use them." It's right up there with Windows 95 telling users "Here's a new UI element, the start menu, and how to use it."

    31. Re:For a guy who "learned Linux"... by jon3k · · Score: 1
      It didn't need to be obvious ANYMORE . I'm referring to Windows 7 there. You're making my point for me. We trained people for YEARS to use the start menu. Eventually having the word "start" on it was superfluous.

      But who exactly?

      Their customer base, the only people that matter. The people who have been trained to use the start menu.

    32. Re:For a guy who "learned Linux"... by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1

      It didn't need to be obvious ANYMORE . I'm referring to Windows 7 there. You're making my point for me. We trained people for YEARS to use the start menu. Eventually having the word "start" on it was superfluous.

      You have a very broad definition of the word "obvious." If someone needs training in something before something is obvious to them, that something is not generally obvious. The answer to the problem d/dx x^2 is obvious to me. It is not obvious to most people. Using your logic, the start menu in Windows 7 and Windows 8 have the same degree of obviousness for someone completely new to Windows. That person would need some training or instruction in order for the start menu to be obvious.

      Their customer base, the only people that matter. The people who have been trained to use the start menu.

      This same logic could have been used to defend the program manager over the start menu in 1995. By making the switch, Microsoft expanded their user base, and is hoping to do the same now after all the resistance settles down.

  32. What else runs Windows applications? by tepples · · Score: 5, Informative

    Tens of millions of licenses have been sold because there's no choice. One buys a PC with an operating system to view and edit files, and a lot of industries have standardized on file formats exclusive to applications that are in turn exclusive to Windows. Windows 8 is the only thing that sort of reliably runs these applications that Microsoft still sells for bundling with a new PC. If Windows 7 were still widely available, tens of millions of Windows 7 licenses would be sold instead. If application publishers made a point of supporting Wine, at least millions (if not tens of millions) of Xubuntu licenses would be sold instead.

    1. Re:What else runs Windows applications? by WilliamGeorge · · Score: 1

      Interestingly, at one place where Windows 7 is still available it dominates the sales:

      http://www.pugetsystems.com/blog/2012/12/05/comparing-windows-8-to-windows-7-sales/

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    2. Re:What else runs Windows applications? by Isaac+Remuant · · Score: 1

      Well, that doesn't prove much other than people like to stick with what works.

      Windows 7, IMO, was a vast improvement in terms of UI to XP but people still kept sticking to XP when given the choice. Why? unknown is scary. That said, from my small tests in VM, I can imagine much bigger problems with Win 8's metro interface when used in a desktop.

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    3. Re:What else runs Windows applications? by morian97 · · Score: 1

      So true. I needed a win 7 copy for my kid who is a student. Win 7 is no longer available at MS's student store.

    4. Re:What else runs Windows applications? by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1

      If Windows 7 were still widely available

      Windows 7 is still widely available from OEMs like Dell, HP, Lenovo, etc.

    5. Re:What else runs Windows applications? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes and if other operating systems were as good, they'd support all of that stuff too. Everybody has a choice and they choose Windows because they want to.

    6. Re:What else runs Windows applications? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Um, "widely" might be a stretch. Dell is definitely shrinking the number of machines that you can get Windows 7 on. All the "deals" are Windows 8, and you have to explicitly search for Windows 7 to find them. Dell is advertising the virtues of Windows 8 all over the place.. If you're a generic computer user who doesn't keep up with all this sort of stuff and just want to get a new computer, you're going to get Windows 8 by default.

  33. Re:Not again... by Grave · · Score: 1

    No, the problem is that people keep using it as if the touch interface is the only option. If you use it like you do Windows 7, it's actually a fantastic OS. Use the desktop, and treat the Start screen like a full-screen version of the Start menu. You don't need a Start orb to click on -- just hit the Windows key. I seriously cannot understand why Microsoft chose to market the Metro/Modern UI interface as the primary interface for the OS instead of easing people into it by treating that as a new Start menu (which is what it really is).

  34. Re:Not again... by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 5, Insightful

    No...what recoiledsnake means is this:

    If you use a computer like a 3 year old, then Windows 8 is perfect. That includes splashy, bright coloured interfaces, and chunky buttons big enough that someone lacking good fine motor control can still click on them.

    For anybody who actually uses a computer like an adult, though, it sucks rocks.

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  35. But it's a lot easier than punch cards by rasper99 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Some of us started on paper tape and punch cards. Windows 8, Unity, whatever. It's not going to stay the same forever. Cry me a river!

    1. Re:But it's a lot easier than punch cards by morian97 · · Score: 1

      change is welcome if it adds something, is beneficial. metro doesn't add but takes. sure my grandma and two year old will be doing fine with 8. it is great if you are handicaped, or if you have a learning disability, but some people need to work using pcs. epic fall for MS. not crying, i gave away my win 7 licence and moved to mint.

    2. Re:But it's a lot easier than punch cards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True, but... Windows hurt more when you punch them than cards.

    3. Re:But it's a lot easier than punch cards by HyperQuantum · · Score: 1

      DOS was also better than punched cards. Would you still be satisfied with it in this century?

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    4. Re:But it's a lot easier than punch cards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The difference is that punch cards, even if they weren't invented for computers specifically but for Jacquard machines and player pianos, were a universal input device for everything that you can encode in binary. In contrast, the latest generation of computer UIs comes from mobile phones and other small gadgety devices, and they only work well on those. That's a deplorable trend across operating systems. They're trying to treat everything as if it were a tiny touchscreen that serves mainly to "play" content, and most functionality and intuitiveness is lost in the process.

    5. Re:But it's a lot easier than punch cards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Punch cards were an improvement on paper tape, the 80x24 display was an improvement on punch cards, and guis are an improvement on 80x24 displays. But The Display Formerly Known as Metro is no improvement on WinXP/7, just a change. Sort of like tail fins on cars.

  36. Re:Not again... by some+old+guy · · Score: 2

    I have no use for an OS or GUI designed for 3-year-olds.

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  37. Re:Not again... by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 4, Interesting

    So removing windowing, and requiring all programs to be full screen, so only able to run one program at a time, is an improvement to you?
    This is Windows 1.01 level technology, not an improvement on Windows 7.

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  38. Cake by tepples · · Score: 1

    Now I rarely ever venture into the Metro interface.

    How do you prevent yourself from swiping the wrong way on your laptop's trackpad to accidentally bring up weather, as the video points out? And if the interface formerly known as Metro is something to be avoided, why was it made the default in the first place?

    To be frank, the shit is cake

    Is this in the sense of "let them eat cake" or "the cake is a lie"?

    and people complain just to complain.

    No, they complain because they can't change it back to what they know they can operate at least as efficiently.

    1. Re:Cake by Sepodati · · Score: 2

      I've never had the "swipe" issues the author pointed out and I haven't heard anyone else in the family complaining about it. Maybe it's a logitech driver / config problem? I'll try it out later, though, as swiping may be easier to get used to rather than going into the top right corner to switch between applications.

      And you open up the left hand sidebar to close any application that's running, btw. Figured that out in the first few minutes of using Win8. Too bad the author couldn't figure that out.

    2. Re:Cake by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1

      How do you prevent yourself from swiping the wrong way on your laptop's trackpad to accidentally bring up weather, as the video points out?

      You can customize the gestures via the touch pad applet, like the synaptics gesture suite.

      And if the interface formerly known as Metro is something to be avoided, why was it made the default in the first place

      It's not to be avoided, but some people just don't like it, and don't want to hear the benefits. That's fine, but the bitching is getting old when the fix is so simple.

      No, they complain because they can't change it back to what they know they can operate at least as efficiently.

      You can change it back easily by installing any of the dozens of start menu replacements that have cropped up. They effectively revert Windows 8 back to Windows 7, removing all hot corners, gestures, and start screen access if you want.

    3. Re:Cake by DrGamez · · Score: 1

      You can just alt+tab. Or win+tab. Or alt+esc. Or win+#.

    4. Re:Cake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It probably is a driver issue. My touchpad driver was causing windows to randomly minimize, and it was driving me crazy until I figured out it was a buggy 'gesture' feature in my 3rd party touch pad driver causing the issue. Once I disabled that one gesture that was triggering when it wasn't supposed to things went great.

    5. Re:Cake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had some trouble similar to the descriptions of the author's problem. They were addressed by increasing the mouse sensitivity as everyone else seems to have noted also.

      I feel kinda bad for this author, they seem like they're going to make life unpleasant for themselves.

      "Bacon can be made into SANDWICHES!? BUT THEN HOW CAN YOU TASTE THE BACON? NO ONE WILL SEE IT INSIDE THE BREAD!!! OR FIGURE OUT IT IS FOOD!"

  39. Soooooo... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm holding it wrong?

    1. Re:Soooooo... by DrGamez · · Score: 2

      You're complaining about the wrong things. Windows 8 isn't any worse than Windows 7 because Windows as a whole isn't very good. Complaining that this version has a funky full screen menu is really missing the forest for the trees.

    2. Re:Soooooo... by graphius · · Score: 1

      Best reply ever... My kingdom for mod points...

  40. Re:Not again... by Russ1642 · · Score: 4, Funny

    My three year old got on my computer and sold my car, bought some drugs, and posted nude photos of herself on Facebook. But seriously, what's with the FUD over electronics and children? Get over yourself.

  41. Re:Not again... by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1, Insightful

    So removing windowing, and requiring all programs to be full screen, so only able to run one program at a time, is an improvement to you?

    Yeah, that would be terrible... too bad Windows 8 does exactly none of that.

  42. Re:Not again... by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you can avoid metro, it's pretty usable.

    But metro intrudes at annoying times for various routine tasks. Frustrating indeed. Showing how a child can perform cherry-picked tasks doesn't change this.

  43. We're not 3 & 5 yr. old children/blank slates. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    QUESTION: Why'd Microsoft attempt to shove something down folks' throats they didn't, & clearly DON'T, want (and the figures show that much backing me)?

    * Answer me a another question: Why should I, or anyone else, have to learn anything new they didn't WANT IN THE 1st PLACE??

    (We're all used to the Win9x style interface, there was nothing wrong with it @ all - so what was YOUR point???)

    Understand this as well, per my subject-line above:

    You're using "blank slates" in 3 & 5 yr. old children!

    So - have you considered the rest of us are NOT "blank slates", & that we're already conditioned & used to something we've all used for, what?? 17 yrs. or more now???

    Please... your links are comparing us to children who haven't gotten used to a damned thing yet.

    E.G.-> Why don't you learn how to drive a crane to work instead of your car... oh, wait - what's that?? You aren't used to it??? What's the MATTER with you, boy!!!

    APK

    P.S.=> A cardinal rule of sales: You can't sell something people don't want... & they do NOT want to have to LEARN what they do not want to - get it? Good... now, try make Microsoft understand that, & thanks.

    Above ALL else here - This, from me? It isn't "negativity"... it's just telling it how it is, & I'm probably 1 of a VERY SMALL MINORITY AROUND HERE (windows fans, vs. *nix folks)

    ... apk

  44. There's only one problem with Windows 8... by tmach · · Score: 1

    ...from a usability standpoint; and as everyone has pointed out a million times, it's the lack of some type of Start menu. It just doesn't make sense to have to completely leave the desktop whenever you want to launch another application. The silly corners aren't even that big of a deal (although they work much better in a tablet environment than on a desktop).

    Win8 was obviously built for a touch screen. Microsoft sees things headed in that direction and decided to make that the primary focus. The desktop gets what feels like a "port".

    It's sad too, because other than that Win8 works really well. And it really could have been the perfect desktop. Picture this: You boot into Metro. That's perfect for people who just want to check email or a quick look at the news or weather or what have you. It's good for mouse and awesome for touch screen. When you have serious work (or gaming) to do, you click the "desktop" icon and boom, you have your actual desktop. I mean a real desktop, with its own menu for launching applications. If you want to go back to the Metro it could be a hot corner or even a right-click option. Whatever.

    The point is, if you're in the middle of something and need to launch, say, a calculator it's just silly to have to leave the desktop to do it. Sure, you could clutter things up putting the icons everywhere but who wants to do that? I get why MS wanted this for its tablet (how is the Surface working out for you, by the way?) but it seems just plain lazy to not have a true desktop version.

    I'd imagine that someone will come up with a mod that essentially adds it back (actually, there already is one, although all it does is put metro in a window on the lower right of the screen where the Start menu would be--not ideal, but it shows people are thinking about it) or maybe even MS will realize that it's best to give people what they want.

    But then, everyone knows you skip every other version of Windows anyway.

    1. Re:There's only one problem with Windows 8... by tmach · · Score: 1

      Okay, I forgot all about classic-shell. Use that and it solves the vast majority of Windows 8's problems. Figures the open source community would solve that one.

      I still say it's lazy on MS part, though.

    2. Re:There's only one problem with Windows 8... by Sepodati · · Score: 1

      Start "menu" or Start "screen", I see it working the same way it always has. Click in the lower left, open start screen, choose what you want to run and it runs. Whether it covers 1/4 of the screen, 1/2 or full screen, it's all working the same...

  45. Re:Not again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's the primary interface because they will collect a 30% fee of the retail sales price of every program written for it. So obviously they want to coerce people into using it.

  46. Re:Not again... by Missing.Matter · · Score: 0

    The problem is not that it's difficult to learn (though it is a bit of a shock at first); the problem is that some people just don't like it.

    And how is that a problem? Just install a start menu replacement that you like and use the Desktop. What you're left with is an OS that is better than Windows 7 in every appreciable way from security, compatibility, performance, and resource consumption.

  47. Re:Not again... by tepples · · Score: 4, Insightful

    too bad Windows 8 does exactly none of that.

    Until you accidentally swipe the wrong way, and your desktop disappears and is replaced by a full-screen weather application.

  48. It's not Vista by stox · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Coming from someone who has had a deep and long dislike of Microsoft, Windows 8 is not that bad. Metro is half baked and feels like it was tossed in at the last moment. Other than that, I have had less issues with Windows 8 than its predecessors.

    Now then, what were they thinking with Metro? I have no idea. It feels half assed, and adds no value. The screen looks like someone's idea for webcasting push technology from the late 1990's.

    --
    "To those who are overly cautious, everything is impossible. "
    1. Re:It's not Vista by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's worse in its own way. 8 is more of a design nightmare than Vista was a technical nightmare.

    2. Re:It's not Vista by jon3k · · Score: 1

      I agree. The "Modern UI" (Formerly Metro UI) is awful, but the desktop is the desktop is the desktop. Nothing new here, it works just fine.

  49. I felt stupid... by benjfowler · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Just out of interest, I walked into a PC World store to check out the new touch-screen PCs running Windows 8.

    I timed myself: I was sitting there trying to work out how to do the gesture to get the Start screen. 90 seconds later, I simply gave up.

    Windows 8, even on high-spec hardware with multitouch displays is completely unintuitive, completely undiscoverable, clunky, and amateur-looking.

    I am GOBSMACKED, that Microsoft claimed that they've put a million user-hours into usability testing.

    It'll snow in Hell before I put my hand in my pocket to upgrade.

    1. Re:I felt stupid... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I timed myself: I was sitting there trying to work out how to do the gesture to get the Start screen. 90 seconds later, I simply gave up.

      Did it never occur to you to simply press the start button or start key?

    2. Re:I felt stupid... by benjfowler · · Score: 1

      There's a gesture for it too. But it's not discoverable.

    3. Re:I felt stupid... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You kinda get used to it after the first million hours, and end up forgetting about all the problems.

    4. Re:I felt stupid... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Say, is this start key on the LCD somewhere? I mean... you're quite a long way from the keyboard if you're trying gestures. Frustration can really make that keyboard under your nose invisible. I assume the keyboard isn't tucked away somewhere.

    5. Re:I felt stupid... by benjfowler · · Score: 1

      I walked in assuming I could drive everything off the touch display, and that the keyboard was an optional convenience, like Bluetooth keyboards and the iPad. I initially thought that there would be an obvious way to get out of the current Metro app, but there are no cues to indicate how this might be done.

      OTOH, if you're an experienced PC user, you might then start mashing buttons. But again, it's not obvious that pushing the Windows key is meant to do anything. Frustrating and illogical.

      I assume that this will be their first attempt, and that Windows 9 will suck less.

      Looks like Windows OSs are a bit like Star Trek movies. You spring for a copy of every second version, because you _know_ that every other version is going to be shit.

    6. Re:I felt stupid... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >I timed myself: I was sitting there trying to work out how to do the gesture to get the Start screen. 90 seconds later, I simply gave up.

      When you log on a new account for the first time, it shows you that with animation. And it is dead easy. If you took 1.5 minutes to figure it out and gave up, then there is an issue and it's not the OS... I've been using it for some time now and it is generally just better. I do avoid launching the metro start menu, but that is an add on. I get everything else to boot, so I'm happy.

    7. Re:I felt stupid... by the_saint1138 · · Score: 1

      Did the same thing myself. I had heard mixed reviews beforehand, but 5 minutes of using it was enough for me to make up my mind.

      Windows 8 is extremely confusing, even if you have no preconceived notions about the interface.

    8. Re:I felt stupid... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I timed myself: I was sitting there trying to work out how to do the gesture to get the Start screen. 90 seconds later, I simply gave up.

      And the absolutely, hysterically funny thing is, once someone shows you how it works it quickly becomes second nature.

      I remember reading on Slashdot people complaining because you had to click on the "Start" button to "Turn Off" Windows XP and how "unintuitive" it was.

      Now they complain because Microsoft took away their Start button. LOL

    9. Re:I felt stupid... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows button gets you to the Start screen.

      Face it. OSes change, they disappear, new ones take their place. You either adapt or die. I find all you self proclaimed technical geniuses who can't figure out something as simple as Windows 8 very entertaining.

      I get what Microsoft is doing - they're taking a bit of a chance on a paradigm shift, away from the antiquated desktop metaphor that we're all used to using like we lost a war - and going with something that's really a lot more LCARS than anyone here cares to admit, because it's easy and fun to bash Microsoft.

    10. Re:I felt stupid... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have obviously never used a tablet before then... swiping is a basic tablet gesture.. you swipe from the right and press start... Was that SO hard?

    11. Re:I felt stupid... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So it took a thousand hours for them to learn how to use it?

    12. Re:I felt stupid... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, on the upside, at least your feelings were right.

    13. Re:I felt stupid... by jopsen · · Score: 1

      I am GOBSMACKED, that Microsoft claimed that they've put a million user-hours into usability testing.

      Well, maybe it took them a while to train the users, before they could be used for testing purposes :)
      On topic, I think the video was 90% rant and 2% facts... If it's really that bad, maybe it would have been easier to present videos and demonstrations of this, rather than just stickman animations and graphics.

    14. Re:I felt stupid... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I was in a big-box store recently, I did exactly the same thing, and after 2 minutes or so of trying I had to ask the sales drone how the hell to get to the "real desktop". I felt like a fricking idiot.

      I guess that's one good thing about Microsoft's new OS. It can make people who have used practically every operating system made since the 1970s feel like an ordinary Joe user again. While I appreciate the feeling of nostalgia, this is not the way to design a good UI.

    15. Re:I felt stupid... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am GOBSMACKED, that Microsoft claimed that they've put a million user-hours into usability testing.

      Well, it was all by the same user. He gets along pretty well by now.

    16. Re:I felt stupid... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe because you are? My grandmother bought herself one and showed me how to use it.

    17. Re:I felt stupid... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh come on -_-... every windows since 95 has had the start menu in the bottom left corner by default, did you even try and go there?

    18. Re:I felt stupid... by dywolf · · Score: 1

      there is something to be said however for RTFM. I know when 95 came out originally many of of the geek crowd lambasted it until they RTFM and got used to it. It may have been a smaller departre from 3.1 than 8 is from 7, but my point is the same: sometimes you just have to RTFM.

      --
      The guy who said the election was rigged won the presidency with the second-most votes.
    19. Re:I felt stupid... by GrumpySteen · · Score: 1

      People get used to having lost an eye and forget about all the problems too. That doesn't mean we should all pay pay Microsoft to poke out our eyes.

    20. Re:I felt stupid... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't have any problems with discovery. For instance, a really fine discovery I made is that you can search in any application by going to the fly in on the right. That's right, the settings and search on the fly in are context sensitive (and yet allow easy jumps to globals). And I actually kinda like how it's two interfaces in one; for single-use and simple apps, you have the metro side, for windowed multipurpose apps you have the desktop. Each is configured separately, but there's unification between the two. For instance, you can launch desktop documents from the metro start screen. So I have all my most common documents (a monthly budget spreadsheet, for instance) on the start menu. I'm not a fanboi but there are fewer and fewer naysayers as time goes on because people are actually trying to use it, learning how, and realizing it's actually pretty good. Anything worth doing takes some time. Think about how long it took you to figure out how to delete apps from your iPhone. Or did you have to Google it? The defense rests.

    21. Re:I felt stupid... by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      I am GOBSMACKED, that Microsoft claimed that they've put a million user-hours into usability testing.

      Perhaps they did, but then ignored the findings. Happens all the time at my organization.

    22. Re:I felt stupid... by vidnet · · Score: 1

      I would venture to say that people would discover side swiping before they discovered the four finger iPad gesture.

    23. Re:I felt stupid... by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      away from the antiquated desktop metaphor

      What do you mean "antiquated"? It's mature - it works well and people know how to use it. Is a car's set of controls "antiquated" because they had the same basic design in the 50s?

  50. have kids try working desktop and metro apps at th by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 2

    have kids try working desktop and metro apps at the same time.

    MS will need to let you install metro apps out side of the app store and let up on some of the sand boxing as well.

    The Sandboxing in the app store apps just get's in the way of many work flows.

  51. Re:Not again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Microsoft needs to destroy Android or they will lose their monopoly pricing power, and the only way to do that is with pushing Windows Phone and it's Metro application stack. If the users see desktop first there's no reason for Metro apps to be developed, and with no applications, no reason to by WinPho.

  52. Dunno... by roc97007 · · Score: 5, Informative

    There's inevitably going to be fans for any OS, even windows ME.

    Since we have a Windows 7 slate that I really wanted to upgrade (read: make usable, as 7 is pants on a slate) daughter and I went to an Office Despot that had Win8 running on a big touch screen monitor, and I tried to get it to do stuff. Never touched Win8 before, but had worked on most previous Windows operating systems, (starting with 3.1, 3.51, 95, 98 SE, NT 4, 2000, ME (shudder), XP (still using it) and 7, plus experience with server 2000 and 2008) how hard could it be?

    I massaged the screen for about ten minutes and couldn't get it to do anything useful. Oh, you can touch a tile and something happens, but it's easy to get into a mode where it's not at all obvious how to get out. GUIs, especially touch GUIs, should have visual cues on how to navigate, or at very least do things in consistent ways.

    After awhile, daughter pushed me aside, as she has experience with Windows 7, Android and iOS on touchscreen, she wanted to take a crack at it. She figured out how to get out from where I had gotten stuck, but not much else after another ten minutes of pawing at the thing. Like 7, there seems to be little cabalistic gestures one has to learn to perform certain actions in 8, and they don't seem to be similar to what you had to do in 7. We finally gave up.

    Mind you, I'm sure it's possible to learn Windows 8. The point is, it's not at all obvious how to use it.

    --
    Oliver's law of assumed responsibility: If you're seen fixing it, you will be blamed for breaking it.
    1. Re:Dunno... by Sepodati · · Score: 2

      The only thing you have to learn is to go to a corner. Lower left corner to Start. Top left corner to switch between applications. Right corners for search (no matter what (metro) appliation you're in, settings, etc.

      It's new, rather than the same old stuff... so I expect there to be a little learning...

    2. Re:Dunno... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      The only thing you have to learn is to go to a corner. Lower left corner to Start.

      This is for the mouse. For touch, you swipe the charm bar from the right and use the Start button there. Or use the dedicated hardware Start button, which e.g. tablets are required to have.

    3. Re:Dunno... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      I massaged the screen for about ten minutes and couldn't get it to do anything useful. Oh, you can touch a tile and something happens, but it's easy to get into a mode where it's not at all obvious how to get out. GUIs, especially touch GUIs, should have visual cues on how to navigate, or at very least do things in consistent ways.

      On a tablet, navigation-wise, Win8 works exactly the same as iOS. To get back to the previous screen in an app, you use the Back button, which is usually in the top right corner of the current page. To get out of the app to the Start screen, you press the hardware button with the Windows logo that's below the screen (on the tablets; your confusion might have to do with the fact that you were playing with it on a touch-enabled desktop).

      There are some more arcane gestures, like swipe from left to switch between apps, but the above is sufficient to never get "lost" in the system.

    4. Re:Dunno... by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      I massaged the screen for about ten minutes and couldn't get it to do anything useful. Oh, you can touch a tile and something happens, but it's easy to get into a mode where it's not at all obvious how to get out. GUIs, especially touch GUIs, should have visual cues on how to navigate, or at very least do things in consistent ways.

      On a tablet, navigation-wise, Win8 works exactly the same as iOS. To get back to the previous screen in an app, you use the Back button, which is usually in the top right corner of the current page. To get out of the app to the Start screen, you press the hardware button with the Windows logo that's below the screen (on the tablets; your confusion might have to do with the fact that you were playing with it on a touch-enabled desktop).

      There are some more arcane gestures, like swipe from left to switch between apps, but the above is sufficient to never get "lost" in the system.

      You're right, it was not a tablet (no hardware buttons) but there was also no keyboard/mouse in evidence. Apparently you were supposed to see how well Windows 8 worked on a big touch surface. I wasn't impressed.

      > To get back to the previous screen in an app, you use the Back button, which is usually in the top right corner of the current page.

      "usually"? That worries me.

      --
      Oliver's law of assumed responsibility: If you're seen fixing it, you will be blamed for breaking it.
    5. Re:Dunno... by roc97007 · · Score: 2

      So, there's two different ways to do things depending on whether you're using a mouse or a touch gesture. I'm sure there are reasons why they had to do it that way, but it strikes me as incoherent.

      One of the biggest issues I had was that there's no visual cues as to what you're supposed to touch. Buttons and labels look exactly the same.

      --
      Oliver's law of assumed responsibility: If you're seen fixing it, you will be blamed for breaking it.
    6. Re:Dunno... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      You're right, it was not a tablet (no hardware buttons) but there was also no keyboard/mouse in evidence. Apparently you were supposed to see how well Windows 8 worked on a big touch surface. I wasn't impressed.

      It sounds like they've messed up the set-up. Hardware Start button is mandatory on tablets for a reason, and that is exactly it. It's not mandatory on laptops (unless they are convertibles) and desktops because they have a keyboard.

      That said, there is still a roundabout way to get there - you can swipe from right edge to bring up the Charms bar, and that has the Start button in the middle. But the discoverability for that is poor, I agree.

      "usually"? That worries me.

      It's up to the app to decide where it places the back button, or whether it even has one at all (for apps like games, it might not make any sense). Standard app templates in Visual Studio all put it in the same place, but of course the author can change it or rip it out. Again, this is also like iOS - it's a strong convention (I've yet to see an app that had logical meaning for 'back', but no back button), but not enforced by the platform.

    7. Re:Dunno... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      So, there's two different ways to do things depending on whether you're using a mouse or a touch gesture. I'm sure there are reasons why they had to do it that way, but it strikes me as incoherent.

      The two different ways are, correspondingly, optimized for mouse and for touch. With a mouse, flicking the cursor into any of the corners is a very simple gesture - just swipe it all the way bottom-left or top-right, doesn't matter how far - it stops in the corner. With touch, on the other hand, it's much easier to swipe from the lengthy edge than it is from the tiny corner.

      One of the biggest issues I had was that there's no visual cues as to what you're supposed to touch. Buttons and labels look exactly the same.

      Buttons are supposed to have a square (for text) or round (for icons) border around them. E.g. the Back button in all standard apps is the back arrow in a circle. The other prominent UI element which is button-like but not quite are tiles, which are just solid rectangles with no distinct border (but still prominently different from regular text due to different background color) - those are different because, aside from clicking/tapping them, you can usually also move them around by click/tap-and-drag, or multiple-select them by right-click or tap-and-short-swipe.

      Can you remember any specific examples of those buttons that you couldn't distinguish from labels until you tapped on them?

    8. Re:Dunno... by lgw · · Score: 2

      Yes, but none of that stuff is easily discoverable. Usability doesn't measure whether it's possible to do what you want, but whether it's easy to figure out how to accomplish a task without asking someone.

      --
      Socialism: a lie told by totalitarians and believed by fools.
    9. Re:Dunno... by PlusFiveTroll · · Score: 1

      I believe you are correct in your observation. There are piles of 'unrefined' places in the metro interface where you simply get stuck and have to Windows key out of it, where on other versions of Windows or iOS you would be given a Back option. Metro one day might be a good touch interface, but there are too many little inconsistencies so far.

    10. Re:Dunno... by Rockoon · · Score: 1

      So, there's two different ways to do things depending on whether you're using a mouse or a touch gesture.

      No, there are THREE ways to do things depending on whether you're using the mouse, a touch gesture, OR THE KEYBOARD.

      See, now you just presented this as a two case scenario problem.. however, nobody heard you complaining when it was actually a real two case scenario that had two entirely different ways of doing things.

      When you figure out why you were not complaining before, maybe you will realize that complaining now is at its core a reaction to things being different. That your problem is not with the methodology, that your problem is that its not the specific methodology you are already familiar with.

      My advice to you is for you to start using the keyboard more often to navigate the operating system. At least when you do that, you wont just look like a tool with some sort of oedipal fixation for the mouse.

      --
      "His name was James Damore."
    11. Re:Dunno... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      pants on...big touch...do stuff...Never touched....how hard could it be......I massaged....for about ten minutes....couldn't get it...Oh, you can touch...something happens.....easy to get into.....not at all obvious how to get out....should have visual cues.....she wanted to take a crack at it....ten minutes of pawing at the thing....little cabalistic gestures one has to learn to perform certain actions.....The point is...to use it.

      Sigh. I'm way too old to be this juvenile....and yes, it's been a while since I got some. Why do you ask?

    12. Re:Dunno... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The first or second tile is "Desktop" It takes you straight to what is essentially improved Windows 7

    13. Re:Dunno... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Top left corner to switch between applications.

      UNIX: Focus follows mouse, no autoraise, since forever.
      Win9x: Powertools/Powertoys
      WinXP: TweakUI
      Win7: A couple of registry hacks
      Win8: What's this "move to a corner and perform a second mouse operation to switch between applications" of which you speak?

    14. Re:Dunno... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Screen corner actions are new? They are useful but can be very annoying if u can't customize them.

    15. Re:Dunno... by Tranzistors · · Score: 1

      I have used Windows 8 only so far as to install it, but in login menu the power and accessibility buttons were just flat.

  53. Amnesia as you go through a doorway by tepples · · Score: 5, Interesting

    treat the Start screen like a full-screen version of the Start menu

    And because it's full-screen, it all but encourages the user to forget what he's working on. Ever have amnesia as you go through a doorway? The fact that the Start screen is full-screen is like that.

    You don't need a Start orb to click on -- just hit the Windows key.

    How are users who have been opening the Start menu with the mouse for a decade and a half expected to discover the Windows key?

    1. Re:Amnesia as you go through a doorway by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 3, Informative

      How are users who have been opening the Start menu with the mouse for a decade and a half expected to discover the Windows key?

      They're not. They're expected to move their mouse to the corner where they remember having it, and clicking there, which brings up the Start screen. Furthermore, when they first log into the OS, it plays a short video that urges them to do just that.

    2. Re:Amnesia as you go through a doorway by tepples · · Score: 3, Interesting

      They could try looking at their keyboards for starters.

      First, if they forgot the OOBE tutorial video (or never watched it in the first place because they're using someone else's account for a short time), how would they know to look at the keyboard, as opposed to exhaustively scanning the screen and then giving up? Second, how would they associate "picture of a flag" with the Start screen? Third, I've known gamers to pry off their Windows keys or buy Windows key-less keyboards because accidentally pressing the Windows key while reaching for Ctrl or Alt or Z during a full-screen game makes certain games fail.

    3. Re:Amnesia as you go through a doorway by tepples · · Score: 1

      You said earlier that you haven't used Windows 8 yet. Maybe you give it a serious effort

      Slashdot discussions last two weeks. By then, this discussion will have closed.

    4. Re:Amnesia as you go through a doorway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If only there was some sort of magic information warehouse that someone could access from a variety of electronic devices in order to access basic documents that could explain in simple terms how to use Windows 8 or anything else for that matter. We could call it, I dunno, the internet, or something, and people could use it to learn how to use their new operating system.

    5. Re:Amnesia as you go through a doorway by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1

      And because it's full-screen, it all but encourages the user to forget what he's working on.

      Is this an actual problem you've experienced or just something you're supposing could be the case? If you recall back to Windows XP, it didn't take much to end up with a all programs list that filled the entire screen. Yet when the new start menu was introduced, some users were clamoring for the classic start menu for the exact reason that the new one *didn't* take up more screen space with the all programs menu.

      How are users who have been opening the Start menu with the mouse for a decade and a half expected to discover the Windows key?

      Do you have any evidence that most users don't know what the key does? I'm sure most people have hit it at least once accidentally.

    6. Re:Amnesia as you go through a doorway by exomondo · · Score: 1

      That 'how are people going to cope' point of view adequately demonstrates that you weren't using computers back around the time Windows 95 was launched.

    7. Re:Amnesia as you go through a doorway by Crypto+Gnome · · Score: 4, Insightful

      How are users who have been opening the Start menu with the mouse for a decade and a half expected to discover the Windows key?

      They're not. They're expected to move their mouse to the corner where they remember having it, and clicking there, which brings up the Start screen. Furthermore, when they first log into the OS, it plays a short video that urges them to do just that.

      Erm, you mean they're supposed to INTUITIVELY know to move their mouse to some point on the screen WHERE THERE IS NOTHING and CLICK THE NOTHING?

      Sounds like a perfect description of COMPLETE UI FAILURE to me.

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    8. Re:Amnesia as you go through a doorway by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

      Let me get this straight: if someone can't figure out how to use their computer, they should use the computer they haven't learned to use to look up how to use it on the internet.

      You honestly can't see a flaw in that plan?

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    9. Re:Amnesia as you go through a doorway by Rockoon · · Score: 1

      how would they associate "picture of a flag" with the Start screen?

      It has opened the start menu since windows 95.

      So in almost 18 years you never figured this out, even though you claim to know gamers that have removed this key from their keyboard because it performs the action you are apparently unaware of.

      I think the truth here is obvious. You are apparently complaining about bullshit right now. The interesting part hasnt been revealed yet, which is why you feel the need to complain about something... anything... even if its bullshit..

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    10. Re:Amnesia as you go through a doorway by 21mhz · · Score: 1

      Let me get this straight: if someone can't figure out how to use their computer, they should use the computer they haven't learned to use to look up how to use it on the internet.

      I wonder how did it all work before. Windows 95-era UIs all seem so "intuitive" now, don't they?

      Hell, this site is supposed to be full of people who have once figured out how to use vi. Or Emacs, for that matter. When did they all turn to seniles who can't remember shit once they went through the doorway?

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    11. Re:Amnesia as you go through a doorway by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Erm, you mean they're supposed to INTUITIVELY know to move their mouse to some point on the screen WHERE THERE IS NOTHING and CLICK THE NOTHING?

      No, they're not. For one thing, they don't have to click - merely moving the pointer will give you the indicator that there is an action associated with the corner. And it's the corner where the Start button used to be, so someone who's used to Windows would most likely do that without thinking (and see the popup).

      For those who don't have that habit, when you first log into the system, you see a short video that shows you the gesture.

    12. Re:Amnesia as you go through a doorway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to mention explaining how to do this to your co-workers/parents/other people you do unofficial tech support for, who have problems with concepts like click-and-drag text selection and hitting ctrl + c at the same time.

      "Okay, Grandma, go put the mouse cursor ... the pointy arrow thing ... where the start button used to be on your old computer. Yeah, now click. On what? On nothing!"

      At least with previous windows versions, when people couldn't figure out how to access the start menu I felt justified in looking at them like they were a brain-damaged chimp. Now ... it's freaking completely understandable.

    13. Re:Amnesia as you go through a doorway by KingMotley · · Score: 1

      Third, I've known gamers to pry off their Windows keys or buy Windows key-less keyboards because accidentally pressing the Windows key while reaching for Ctrl or Alt or Z during a full-screen game makes certain games fail.

      I've known gamers to buy gaming keyboards like any keyboard from logitech that begins with the letter "G" that has a switch to temporarily disable the windows key.

    14. Re:Amnesia as you go through a doorway by KingMotley · · Score: 1

      Your utter lack of understanding shows you haven't even touched the OS.

    15. Re:Amnesia as you go through a doorway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, let me tell ya. Back in the windows 95 era the two big UI changes were the start button and the fact that you could make shortcuts.

      The start button was conveniently labeled START, and I believe had a little animated arrow pointing to it the first couple times you started up.

      Shortcuts were a little harder. When you drag/dropped something you got a pop-up that asked you if you wanted to copy, move or create a shortcut.

      Both of these were highly discoverable and few people had problems with them. That's how people did things back then.

    16. Re:Amnesia as you go through a doorway by stasike · · Score: 1

      Well, my very first thought after I started using Windows 8 was that that thing was in many aspects very similar to Emacs.

      To use Windows 8 you very quickly learn many useful keyboard shortcuts, like Win-x if you want to start some program that isn't jet on that Start screen. Compare that with Meta-x used in Emacs to run commands. There are many other similarities.

      That said, I personally prefer Vim ;-)

    17. Re:Amnesia as you go through a doorway by Remus+Shepherd · · Score: 1

      Third, I've known gamers to pry off their Windows keys or buy Windows key-less keyboards because accidentally pressing the Windows key while reaching for Ctrl or Alt or Z during a full-screen game makes certain games fail.

      This. I've pried the Windows key off my keyboard because it breaks out of games and it's inconveniently located between two keys that games use often. I can get a new keyboard, but I'd rather just stick with an OS that works the way I want it to.

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    18. Re:Amnesia as you go through a doorway by omnichad · · Score: 1

      The first time they move their mouse there, an image pops up over the cursor.

    19. Re:Amnesia as you go through a doorway by tepples · · Score: 1

      So in almost 18 years you never figured this out, even though you claim to know gamers that have removed this key from their keyboard because it performs the action you are apparently unaware of.

      I was talking about two different sets of users. One set have never tried to use the Windows key. Another set have tried it and have become frustrated with having accidentally activated it. But I guess the first set is smaller than I had thought.

    20. Re:Amnesia as you go through a doorway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The thing is, and this is coming from someone primarily using Mac at work for the last 5 years, how often did you use the start menu? For most workflows, you open up the apps you need, then sit there and use them. You aren't constantly opening up apps. And if it's something you use all the time, you can just pin that bitch to the task bar. Finder>Applications is WAY worse than the Metro tiles, and no one ever complains about that. At least with the metro stuff, I can see the weather, the time, the emails, etc., get one click access to single-use stuff like music playing and chat. It's just fun to use.

    21. Re:Amnesia as you go through a doorway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "They're expected to move their mouse to the corner where they remember having it, and clicking there, which brings up the Start screen. "

      Clicking on WHAT? You call that progress?

    22. Re:Amnesia as you go through a doorway by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Clicking on the popup that appears when the cursor is moved there.

      No, I don't call that progress. I don't like it myself. I'm just explaining how it works.

  54. Sort of agree by Georules · · Score: 1

    I don't like the fact Win8 has two "modes" and hidden context/UI, but frankly, being a VIM user, I don't think I have the right to make that complaint.

    1. Re:Sort of agree by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Sure you can. Vim has different input modes, not different visual modes. You always see the same thing - it's how you interact with it that changes.

    2. Re:Sort of agree by Rockoon · · Score: 1

      Four modes when you include cmd and powershell.

      But this is slashdot, where in 2012 they surprisingly want their GUI back, so... meh...

      (hint: in 2000 or so they wanted their CLI back)

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    3. Re:Sort of agree by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      Fine.. replace metro with powershell then.. That would be a fair comparison.. oh wait, powershell is a .NET application and slow as hell, so nevermind. Imagine if bash (or your favorite unix shell) was rewritten in java. slashdot never had a problem with guis, just their misapplication.

  55. Re:Not again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As this little girl knows, all Windows machines should be cleaned thoroughly prior to first use.

  56. Which is why I'm not an early adopter! by eagee · · Score: 2

    Seriously, there's a lot that's broken about Windows 8 right now, but I'm willing to give Microsoft the benefit of the doubt long term. I'm certainly not going to upgrade until they've fixed a lot of their poor UX decisions, but I'm pretty sure they'll figure it out by the next version. Microsoft "Window" is a very apt analogy at the moment, but I'm putting my money on this being a success long term.

    1. Re:Which is why I'm not an early adopter! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why even release it then? What do you get from 8 that you don't have in 7, except a horrible UI. MS doesn't get it, and they haven't got it since 2000. Save your money, there won't be success for 8.....or 9 or 10....

  57. Say what you will, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    ...But I found this entertaining and pretty accurate. But hey, I have no connection to Microsoft. For all the guys calling this man an idiot, well, that's just idiotic. He's clearly no idiot; just doing quite a good job at a well-deserved rant about a grotesque product. It sure beats 20 minutes of jabbing pins into a Billy doll, which I'm sure many are doing or should be, just in case it has an effect.

    1. Re:Say what you will, by Nolas · · Score: 2, Informative

      no, he IS an idiot. he could not figure out how to close a metro app. you click and you drag it down to the bottom of the screen and let go. real super easy. He spent 30 minutes and could not figure this out. It took me about 8 seconds. He is an idiot.

    2. Re:Say what you will, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh thats so much better than CLICKING A FUCKING BUTTON

    3. Re:Say what you will, by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      The better question is - why close the app? The app model for Store apps in Win8 is designed so that you don't ever need to close them in normal operation. Just the same as Android and iOS. It's simply not a common thing to do, and so the gesture for it is relatively complicated.

    4. Re:Say what you will, by lgw · · Score: 1

      I never figured that out. But then, I don't use a smart phon or tablet either. I'm quite familiar with the UI conventions for desktop PCs and this OS installed on my desptop PC followed none for those conventions. It was more different from WIn7 than Ubuntu was, and the new Ubuntu UI is certainly no prize.

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    5. Re:Say what you will, by PlusFiveTroll · · Score: 1

      >The better question is - why close the app?

      A. We're used to it.

      B. 'designed so well', let me stop laughing here. I've had to force close more then a few apps on my iphone. I've had metro apps lock up, and bring me right back to the locked up screen when came back to them from the menu. Knowing to right click the app in the upper left got rid of the problem.

    6. Re:Say what you will, by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      A. We're used to it.

      That's not a reason. You could as well demand a clutch pedal in an automatic car.

      B. 'designed so well', let me stop laughing here. I've had to force close more then a few apps on my iphone. I've had metro apps lock up, and bring me right back to the locked up screen when came back to them from the menu. Knowing to right click the app in the upper left got rid of the problem.

      It is always possible for an app to lock up, if only because the app author can implement it that way. However, this should not be normal occurrence for those apps - whenever that happens, it's a bug. Ditto for iOS. So, sure, you need some way to kill a misbehaving app - it just doesn't have to use a gesture that's as easy as clicking X on the desktop - in fact, there are only very few such gestures, and so spending one on something like this would be a waste.

      By the way, if you have the keyboard, the easiest way to close is Alt+F4 - it still works in Metro, same as before.

    7. Re:Say what you will, by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 0

      He's an idiot. he compared windows to a dos prompt, and could not figure out how to close apps. This is not a thinking person.

    8. Re:Say what you will, by Festering+Leper · · Score: 1

      you click and you drag it down to the bottom of the screen and let go

      where most people come from doing that moves a windowed app to the bottom of the screen. how the hell does "move an app lower on the screen = exit" even get considered intuitive? you can't drag full screen apps in windows, so why would anyone try to do it? seriously, what gave you the idea that this would even have a chance of working?

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    9. Re:Say what you will, by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      how to close a metro app. you click and you drag it down to the bottom of the screen and let go

      I'm happy that you figured that out in 8s, but it's really not intuitive. MS ditched all the customary window controls, made Metro apps full-screen, added gestures and the (fucking stupidly named) "charm" bar to make them better suited to the limited screen real estate on a smart-phone and, to a lesser extent, tablet. Those optimizations make zero sense on a desktop with a mouse.

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    10. Re:Say what you will, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why the hell would anyone even -try- that? I want to close the app, not reposition a window.

    11. Re:Say what you will, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's only unintuitive if you are a fucking idiot, like you.

    12. Re:Say what you will, by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      Yeah because clicking the X button (or doubleclicking the left corner) is just so much less intuitive, right? Seriously, having to click and drag and hover over everything is irritating as hell. It's a clunky emulation of tablet behavior because well, metro was designed for touch interfaces and not desktop workstations. It often gets in the way of window positioning for those of us who actually want more than one or two applications running side by side and visible at once. All that's really needed here is a snap to edge feature, not the predefined convoluted behavior mandated by metro.

    13. Re:Say what you will, by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      metro apps are not immune from bad code or just plain shitty design.. Sorry, I want control over what runs or doesn't, the same reason I want control over who parks in my driveway or eats from my fridge. It's my hardware and my resources. I decide. Designs that assume you should never ever want to close anything are one of the worst things to come out of the 20xx's technology wise.

    14. Re:Say what you will, by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      here in reality land I've seen a ton of devices designed with this mentality, and they're almost impossible to use after a few days/weeks. All that shit running in the background basically makes it necessary to reboot it and get a fresh start. Where have I seen this before? Oh right, dos, and windows 9x. Today's developers need to quit telling me what I do or don't need. That is not their prerogative.

      examples include..
      1. I don't want it eating bw on my rip off cellphone plan.
      2. I don't trust its behavior or the developers intentions with it enough to have it open 24/7. This is a big one.
      3. Battery life. All that shit running in the background eating up cycles doing who knows what is just irritating.
      4. I need the ram/cpu for something I'm doing? Not everyone just uses their desktop as a glorified media player. We want to remove the installed crapware on new computers for a reason.

    15. Re:Say what you will, by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      no, it's unintuitive for people who use computers for actual work, and not watching episodes of jersey whore and sharing justin bieber pics with their friends on failbook..

    16. Re:Say what you will, by bemymonkey · · Score: 1

      Sorry if I'm being dense but... Click where? Sure, clicking and dragging down is easy, but how the hell are you supposed to know that? Not everyone reads Slashdot :-P

      I've been playing around with Windows 8 on and off for weeks now (with a keyboard, mind you), and I didn't know anything about click-and-drag-down for closing apps...

    17. Re:Say what you will, by Spad · · Score: 1

      Honestly? I would never have even thought to try that; in what UI Convention Universe does that make sense?

      The only way I managed to work out how to close metro apps was to press the Windows key, switch to another app, move my mouse to the top left of the screen, then down a bit to show all running metro apps, then right click on the app I wanted to close and select Close.

    18. Re:Say what you will, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've just tacitly admitted that the kinds of people who share Justin Bieber pics on Facebook are more intelligent than you are.

    19. Re:Say what you will, by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      You do have control over what runs - there are three different ways to close a Metro app. The point was that it's not an action that you do often.

    20. Re:Say what you will, by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      There is no "shit running in background" in Win8. As soon as you switch away from the app, it is basically frozen and its state persisted to disk. If it wants to run some background services, it can do so, but it needs to request your permission the first time it does that (and you can revoke those permissions later if desired).

  58. Re:Not again... by SJHillman · · Score: 0

    You've never used Windows 8, have you? I've had it for almost a month and I haven't used a single fullscreen app in... well, almost a month. I found them to be buggy, so I just boot straight to the desktop and use Start Menu Classic.

    And even if you do use fullscreen apps, it still allows two apps side by side... it's not great, but it's still a far cry from Windows 1.01

  59. Re:Not again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A [small] child does not use the computer the same way you or I do; less keyboard interaction (textual and shortcuts), less drag-and-drop between windows... The same way can be said about our non-techie relatives. Yet XP, Vista, and 7 preserved and even successively enhanced my basic workflow (Vista's deadly sins were resource hogging and excessive UAC prompts).

    I'm not saying 8 is bad; just that a small kid launching apps and arranging viewports (tiles?) is not an entirely valid demonstration of usability.

  60. Re:Not again... by exomondo · · Score: 2

    So removing windowing, and requiring all programs to be full screen, so only able to run one program at a time, is an improvement to you?

    You seem to be confused between Windows RT and Windows 8, the latter (which is what we are talking about) does not have the attributes you describe.

  61. Re:Not again... by Missing.Matter · · Score: 2

    and is replaced by a full-screen weather application.

    Which can be run side by side with the desktop and other apps, and does not prevent any other applications from running. The fact that some subset of programs run fullscreen does not mean Windows 8 requires all programs run full screen, and only one program can run at a time. This would be like saying "Windows 7 removes windowing, and requires all programs to be full screen, so only able to run one program at a time" just because you run games in fullscreen mode.

    In fact, even for the programs that run full screen (metro apps) they can run in the background simultaneously, and side by side.

  62. merto apps need to be able to run in a window / ov by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    metro apps need to be able to run in a window / over lap as well.

    limited # of apps at the same time on the same screen is not a good idea on a desktop or big screen laptop.

  63. windows shell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    use windows shell

  64. Re:Not again... by Lumpy · · Score: 1

    You are the same one here years ago saying how Vista was the Best version of their OS ever made. And before that you ranted about how Windows ME was incredible!

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  65. the short version of this by RobertLTux · · Score: 2

    If you HAVE to deal with a Win8 system then install classic shell and be done with it

    If you think the measure of things is how a 3 year old does them then i would suggest your choices are a bit different beginning with say your underwear,

    note for MS please restore the Start menu/Orb at least as an option for SP1

    note for IT managers please allow things like Classic Shell so that your folks can get WORK done.

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    1. Re:the short version of this by Nolas · · Score: 1

      I

      If you think the measure of things is how a 3 year old does them then i would suggest your choices are a bit different beginning with say your underwear,

      But that video linked earlier is NOT about how a 3 year old does thing, it is showing how EASY it is to use, and learn your way through a few new changes to a UI. It shows how completely hyperbolic these "adults" are when they claim that windows 8 is UNUSABLE. The fact is they are extremely anal retentive and have yet to give windows 8 a real unbiased chance.

    2. Re:the short version of this by PlusFiveTroll · · Score: 1

      Windows 8 isn't unusable. Metro is. Too bad it's the default UI and not easy to get rid of.

    3. Re:the short version of this by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      Actually, the unintended implication is just that. If anything this highlights just how much it sucks for the tasks competent adult users need to do. I'ts not that it's impossible to do 'adult' things, just that they're a lot more cumbersome and difficult.

    4. Re:the short version of this by emuls · · Score: 0

      It takes maybe 2 minutes to install start8 or classic shell and get rid of metro.

    5. Re:the short version of this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bought Start8.

      The $5 was worth it. It duplicates the functionality of the Win7 start button. You would never know I'm not running Win7.

      Performance wise however, it's so much faster and I love the new copy/move window.

      Just my 2p.

    6. Re:the short version of this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For you yes, but how about your non tech savvy brother, or father, or mother who is used to using windows 7? how long will it take them to get rid of metro without your help?

  66. Re:merto apps need to be able to run in a window / by Nolas · · Score: 1

    Metro apps are designed to be very simple, quick full screen apps. if you want to "work" you would not be doing so through a metro app. you would use a real software program witch would not run through metro and thus it would works 100% the same as windows 7. you can have 500 windows open side by side if you wish.

  67. Even the windows 8 calculator is not full screen by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    Even the windows 8 calculator is not full screen and maybe some at MS said calculator does not need to be full screen but to bad metro apps need to be full screen so it's not a metro app.

  68. his video is unwatchable by murdocj · · Score: 0

    I managed to watch about 2 minutes of his poorly done video. Apparently 5 or 6 years ago he wrote a couple of free lance articles, which makes him an O/S guru. Now he's out of work again and sounds like he's trying to make a name for himself by riding the anti-Win 8 band wagon. Hope he finds a good day job because he's not going to make it free-lancing.

    1. Re:his video is unwatchable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope your career has little to do with misrespresenting what other people said because that's not gonna get you very far either...well once people catch on to what you're doing.

  69. Stupid People by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Most of these comments are from stupid people who either (1) work for micro$oft or (2) wish they did. Why is it fashionable to say 'OH NO! He's negative! He's wrong!" Oh QQ and STFU. Windows 8 sucks and so do most of you.

    1. Re:Stupid People by Nolas · · Score: 1

      Most of these comments are from stupid people who either (1) work for micro$oft or (2) wish they did. Why is it fashionable to say 'OH NO! He's negative! He's wrong!" Oh QQ and STFU. Windows 8 sucks and so do most of you.

      here i fixed this for you. Most of these comments are from stupid people who either (1) work for Mcdonalds or (2) wish they did. Why is it fashionable to say "OH NO! windows 8 is the worst even though I've never used it" Windows 8 is great and most of you are just being giant manchildren and or riding the anit-win8 bandwagon because it's oh so cool.

    2. Re:Stupid People by murdocj · · Score: 1

      Wow, micro$oft and STFU in one post... well done.

  70. metro UI switcher and Classic shell by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 2

    Use those two tools to make it even easier.

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    1. Re:metro UI switcher and Classic shell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I use classic shell with win8. It takes it from unusable to tolerable and only mildly irritating. It does not make it good, and I feel dirty having to install a 3rd party shell to get a ui to be usable right out of the box.

      MS, please patch this thing.
      - Desktop mode - bypass metro, return the start button, run metro apps in a window
      - Bring back AeroGlass. 3d effects and shading are actually helpful. They convey a lot of useful information and take up no space. "Flat" is not the next big thing.
      - Unify the control panel. There should not be any settings that you have to go find elsewhere, like the metro "Other PC Settings"

    2. Re:metro UI switcher and Classic shell by Filip22012005 · · Score: 1

      Slashdot's mobile interface makes the title really small. That makes understanding these comments sort of difficult.

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  71. Re:Not again... by Andrio · · Score: 2

    I don't give a shit that a small child can interact with a device and get stuff to happen. My needs are a lot different than a child's.

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  72. Re:Not again... by atheistmonk · · Score: 5, Funny

    My Model M doesn't have a Windows key, you insensitive clod!

  73. Buy once run anywhere; x86 tablets; remote control by tepples · · Score: 1

    Now then, what were they thinking with Metro? I have no idea. It feels half assed, and adds no value.

    I've already posted a bunch of anti-Windows 8 comments to this story, so I'll try to balance it out a bit: Adding support for the "modern UI" might have something to do with ability to buy one application and run it on your Windows Phone 8 phone, your Windows RT tablet, and your Windows 8 PC. Or it might make Surface Pro and other x86 tablets more desirable. Or it might make the interface easier to navigate with a remote control; the Xbox 360 bears this out (apart from the ads that take up two-thirds of the tile space).

  74. Re:Not again... by pudding7 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    So you're ignoring half the OS, and you've installed a 3rd party application to make the part you aren't ignoring actually usable?

  75. Re:Not again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Until you accidentally swipe the wrong way, and your desktop disappears and is replaced by a full-screen weather application.

    I always found myself pressing the power button and turning off my PC when going for the DVD drive Eject button, clearly this is a terrible design problem and the fault of someone other than me.

    You can't touch type on a touch screen

    No shit, you can't touch type on a touch mouse either. It's called a touch screen because you interact by touching it, you'd have to be pretty defective to even think that the concept of touch typing would work on a touch screen.

  76. Great Comments about Windows 8 by dtjohnson · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Basically, he discusses the four c's: control, conveyance, continuity, and context, and gives examples about why all of these are horribly back-leveled from earlier Windows versions. Most damningly, he points to reduced control by the user...which is a trend that seems to have permeated through Windows since Windows 95. He summarizes by referring to someone else who observed that Windows 8 was really designed for content consumption by the user rather than content creation as personal computer devices were originally intended for. Content consumption is probably the main purpose of a tablet but we will still need content creation equipment and Windows 8 appears poorly suited for that, while not offering any alternative due to ending sales of Windows 7. His most damning comment is that Windows 8 is "user hostile." The best thing about his comments is that they will (hopefully) start the discussion about what capabilities need to be retained in future personal computers and future Windows versions.

    1. Re:Great Comments about Windows 8 by Nolas · · Score: 1

      how can windows 8 be so completely unusable for content creation when looking at the desktop it is a near 1:1 copy of windows 7. any content you can create on 7 you can create on windows 8. windows 8 start menu just looks and works a little different then the one in windows 7.

    2. Re:Great Comments about Windows 8 by dtjohnson · · Score: 1

      He didn't say content creation was flat-out 'impossible' but only that it was painfully difficult in comparison to earlier OS versions.

    3. Re:Great Comments about Windows 8 by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, the first quarter of his rant is easily explained by his inability to keep his palms off touch pad as he types. I installed the prerelease on a laptop I bought for $250, never had any of the problems he mentions , and figured out everything he couldn't in about an hour.

      Using Win8 with a mouse is a bit annoying, but it is in no way "unusable" or "user hostile". He was just sloppy, resistent to change, and incompetent.

      And, before the MS haters start screaming "SHILL!!1!!!1!", after about a month of using Win8, I did what I originally intended to do with that laptop. I installed Linux on it. Specfically, Debian with WindowMaker.

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    4. Re:Great Comments about Windows 8 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well and succinctly put, that bit about content creation vs. content consumption. I think this is Windows 8's problem in a nutshell, that they assume that my desktop OS and my tablet OS should be the same. I'm reasonably happy with Win7 for software development at work, and with iOS for launching Words with Friends on my tablet. Why in hell should my desktop OS become as dumb as my tablet OS?

    5. Re:Great Comments about Windows 8 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Been using windows 8 Profor a while now on Touch screen HP2760p, Desktop high end (3 monitors), 24' all in one with touch screen (for the kids) and upgraded two old laptops from XP and Vista. Sure there is a learning curve but there is with everything. I added a start button (Start8) which took me 5 minutes, its just another app/program download and it's not hard to find any one of a dozen solutions if that is what you want.

      Honestly it's all a bit of a storm in a teacup. Consumer = Metro, Creation = desktop. One button separates them.

      For me it's been reliable, gives a little more functionality than Windows 7 for monitoring, measuring etc and overall I'm finding it all pretty versatile. Upgrade was OK and the more I use it the more I like it.

      To each his own I suppose.

    6. Re:Great Comments about Windows 8 by Kwyj1b0 · · Score: 1

      He didn't say content creation was flat-out 'impossible' but only that it was painfully difficult in comparison to earlier OS versions.

      That is the part I don't get. If you are using the computer as a content-generation system, you should have two monitors. I hardly know anyone who is using a single monitor setup for work anymore. And the moment you use dual monitors, the standard desktop is on at least one of the monitors.

    7. Re:Great Comments about Windows 8 by TigerTime · · Score: 1

      I really fucking hope this disaster of an OS is fixed in the future. I'm at the point of thinking of migrating to Apple or Linux and i fucking hate Apple and i still don't think Linux is ready for the desktop.

      I'm a programmer and i'm switching back and forth between about 3-4 windows constantly and sometimes up to about 6. And i can even have them layered so that i can monitor a console window with only a few lines showing. Everything is accessible with ONE click.

      It'll be a cold day in hell before i switch to a constantly-full-screen OS. It's just not even remotely practical for anything but consumption.

    8. Re:Great Comments about Windows 8 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The best thing about his comments is that they will (hopefully) start the discussion about what capabilities need to be retained in future personal computers and future Windows versions.

      Emphasis mine. I've actually fully switched to Linux for this very reason, since at least there I'll always have control. I personally hope Microsoft takes a hit with Windows 8, and they start to smarten up with how they run their business. Just because they're a near monopoly, doesn't mean they can throw their users under the bus.

    9. Re:Great Comments about Windows 8 by nanotera · · Score: 1

      He didn't say content creation was flat-out 'impossible' but only that it was painfully difficult in comparison to earlier OS versions.

      That is the part I don't get. If you are using the computer as a content-generation system, you should have two monitors. I hardly know anyone who is using a single monitor setup for work anymore. And the moment you use dual monitors, the standard desktop is on at least one of the monitors.

      one of the things I found dissapointing and surprising was that you cant have Start/Metro on the second monitor - I installed win8 on an old laptop, connected it to my tv to play around with it and could only get the START things up on the tv if I made it the primary monitor or set them to Duplicate rather than extend. Seemed like a bug to me, if its a design choice seems an odd one. The laptop was a lenovo T61 (pretty old) and everything was good until I connected up a hotmail online account and then the touchpad and all USB stopped working. gave up after a few hours and put the win7 hard drive back in. I dont know if it was switching on the hotmail account that caused it or something else but didnt seem possible to get those drivers working again (tried installing chipset etc... but nothing seemed to help). Did mean I used win8 with only a keyboard for a while and that seemed to be OK (ie you could do everything, just painfully).

    10. Re:Great Comments about Windows 8 by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      The uselessness doesn't come from the desktop. It comes from metro and how it was (poorly) woven into the usual windows workflow for marketing reasons instead of usability. It is not 'a little bit different than the one in windows 7.'

    11. Re:Great Comments about Windows 8 by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      Why would you want to pan over your entire 2560x1600 monitor to click huge tiles to start applications? While it's true many people use two or more monitors, they aren't wasting one of them with a full screen start 'pile' that has to be scrolled through anyway.. Whether you have one monitor or 4, a little menu in the corner is far better than metro. Just have the taskbar on each screen, and applications started on a particular screen appear on that screen by default. This isn't hard to do and would be a sane default.

    12. Re:Great Comments about Windows 8 by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      He said while he was moving the mouse to click on something, it would assume he was 'swiping' and switch to the weather app. That has nothing to do with having his palms on the touchpad. Figuring things out doesn't make them easy, and easy things shouldn't really have to be figured out. They should be findable intuitively. His statement about the control panel is a good example.

    13. Re:Great Comments about Windows 8 by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      Yeah.. metro is fine for that.. It should be an alternative shell that's selectable from within the control panel. It should not be the start menu.

    14. Re:Great Comments about Windows 8 by Alioth · · Score: 1

      Why? One large 2560x1440 monitor is generally fine (at least for creating hardware and software designs). I have two monitors at work, but that's only because they won't spring for a 2560x1440 monitor and I could get a cast-off 4x3 aspect monitor that no one was using to make my desktop adequately sized. I'd far prefer a larger higher resolution monitor and not have quite so much cabling than two smaller monitors (not to mention the extra vertical resolution).

    15. Re:Great Comments about Windows 8 by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

      Read his comments below the video. He states he was using the laptop with a touchpad. It really seems he calls the cursor the "mouse".

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    16. Re:Great Comments about Windows 8 by dywolf · · Score: 1

      I agree. the article is well written, to me anyway. and addresses most of the things i dislike. on a pc im not migrating to 8 until it get hacked with a real classic desktop. 7 is fine for now. just recently bought my wife a surface, and on the tablet platform 8 is ok, but then she isnt looking for a full classic pc style machine in that case. (I still prefer android OS but she wanted the Surface, and she does give me the sex...)

      but i also agree with an earlier post that much of the wailing and gnashing of teeth on here has crossing from reasonable discussion to witchburning, and anyone who doesnt rush to light his own torch is a "shill" (some are...but some just have their own opinion).

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    17. Re:Great Comments about Windows 8 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's another usability lesson in there. Why was it necessary for you to summarize the Windows 8 rant? Because it's a fucking video. It's not searchable, it comes without any text you could skim, slides you could browse through, not even a transcript. As much as I agree with what the author has to say, the channel he uses to say it is involuntary self-irony.

  77. Re:Not again... by jonbryce · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's not. You need very intricate mouse control to use the charms bar for example.

  78. Does participation in /. require payment? by tepples · · Score: 0

    It is clear to me now that you've never even used Windows 8. Please refrain from commenting on how terrible it is until you've actually tried it?

    You are correct that I have not purchased a copy of Windows 8. I wasn't aware that one had to pay Microsoft in order to participate in Slashdot. But I have watched the video, and I am commenting on the video.

    1. Re:Does participation in /. require payment? by Missing.Matter · · Score: 0

      You're also commenting profusely on many Windows 8 threads on things about which you have little to no personal experience. Here is a perfect example where less talking and rhetoric would be more helpful to the discussion.

    2. Re:Does participation in /. require payment? by KingMotley · · Score: 1

      The guy who made the video is a tard. And a sensationalist tard. Or perhaps he just read some FUD and then decided to make a video from a tards point of view hoping that people that don't know better will believe it.

  79. Re:Not again... by MonkeyPaw · · Score: 1

    That's fantastic. Bring that kid to my work and let's watch it actually produce product on Windows 8.

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  80. Re:We're not 3 & 5 yr. old children/blank slat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I hear Windows 8 is perfectly usable as long as you reconfigure the HOSTS file. Any idea how to do that?

  81. Re:Not again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    You know why I say Fuck You? Because your links are like boasting how easy it is to bypass an AES128 encrypted file by watching a fucking youtube video that shows you the key. If you don't know something, I don't care how short a video is if I shouldn't have to watch it in the first place. So, fuck you.

  82. Re:Not again... by DrGamez · · Score: 1

    You mean sort of the way I accidently hit something on my Mac and Firefox went full screen? Or you run a game on pretty much any computer and it goes full screen? Sounds like a horrific bug.

    Whoa, what? I'm not in love with Windows 8 but you're just incorrect man :(
    Don't make the rest of us look like idiots.

  83. Love the Settings part. by taxman_10m · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How is a person supposed to know what to type to find a thing that isn't listed? This has frustrated me at times in Ubuntu also. Why the menu hate?

    1. Re:Love the Settings part. by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      because they break up those pretty anti-aliased lines and dropshadowed boxes. Aesthetics before functionality has always been the motto of 'designers' everywhere. In the old days, applications were laid out by the developers. This resulted in a mixed bag of usability, but at least the developers were tied to the original point of the software: they were writing the code to get something done. Today's UI designers are a new breed that have no such ties.. they just try to make things look nice, and in the process realize they have to cut corners in order to make their paradigms work, so they flatten the learning curve to the point where it's ready for the fisher price logo. The phbs love the idea of 'accessiblity' because they see dollar signs and don't realize that it kills any chance of an entrenched user base that depends on their tool for critical complex tasks.

    2. Re:Love the Settings part. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hint: try typing "internet", "graphic", "music", "spreadsheet" on both Windows 8 and Ubuntu, and compare the results.

    3. Re:Love the Settings part. by cavebison · · Score: 1

      Same thing in Windows 7. First time I wanted to a grab of a bit of the screen.. I knew there was a "utility" (see I'm an old timer) for capturing the screen, but I didn't know what it was called. Typed "capture", "grab", "screen", etc. Nothing.

      Googled it. It's called "Snipping Tool". Why in all the crying fuck is a screen grab/capture/shot app called "snipping tool" in an operating system where you can apparently "find stuff simply by typing it"?

      On top of that, navigating the Windows 7 Start Menu is actually *harder* than on XP. On XP you just hover over stuff and a SUB-menu pops up. For some reason Win 8 went collapsible-menus, which require *more* mouse clicks and *more* time to flip through to find things if you don't know where they are.

      For gods sake, if they just allowed people to optionally revert back to how things used to work, there wouldn't be such a lot of complaints. Then people would TRY the new way, out of curiosity, and perhaps take it up. We don't like being TOLD "this way is better" when for us it plainly is not.

      Same applies to the Ribbon. If they'd just had a simple option to go back to menus, *nobody would have complained about the ribbon* and many people would have used it and loved it. The rest would have turned it off and said "yay Office 2007 is a lovely upgrade, go get it!"

      Seriously, whatever happened to giving people flexibility in software? We even used to be able to choose how menus rendered! Sir, would you like Office style menus, XP style menus, sunken buttons or flat buttons? Yes sir, wise choice sir. Now it's "we know best and you will learn to love it." And they think that approach to users is going to be popular?

    4. Re:Love the Settings part. by taxman_10m · · Score: 1

      I use Ubuntu a lot now and have grown to accept Unity, but I really wish there was still the traditional right click anywhere and get an app menu. That was a thing I loved over Windows. I waver on switching completely to XUbuntu just so I can get that traditional functionality back.

    5. Re:Love the Settings part. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bingo!
        Xubuntu is fine. Unity is annoying. Simple as that.

  84. Re:Not again... by DrGamez · · Score: 4, Funny

    And I replied to the wrong dude. Even quoted the wrong dude. gj me! high fives all-around, no more eggnog while on the internet.

  85. Re:Not again... by MonkeyPaw · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That is sort of the point. You aren't using it like Windows 8 you are using it like Windows 7 with a 3rd party application to make it MORE like Windows 7.

    The complaint is Windows 8 out of the box is junk.

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  86. Re:We're not 3 & 5 yr. old children/blank slat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    troll

  87. Is it just me, is this guy the voice... by bagboy · · Score: 4, Funny

    on the Princess Bride? INCONCEIVABLE!

    1. Re:Is it just me, is this guy the voice... by Funksaw · · Score: 2

      on the Princess Bride? INCONCEIVABLE!

      Awesome! I know I have a weird voice, but there's worse things to compare it to.

    2. Re:Is it just me, is this guy the voice... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the one thing that went through my head through the entire video!

    3. Re:Is it just me, is this guy the voice... by balbus000 · · Score: 1

      Best YouTube comment on his video: "Your voice is the Windows 8 of voices."

    4. Re:Is it just me, is this guy the voice... by HeckRuler · · Score: 1

      Fuss, fuss... I think he like to scream... at us.

    5. Re:Is it just me, is this guy the voice... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I enjoyed your video man, you have a great sense of humor and hit some solid points. Thanks for posting!

  88. Re:Not again... by ThatsMyNick · · Score: 2

    Nope. He means the way I try to move my mouse to the right to moderate something on Slashdot in Firefox, and Windows 8 thinks I am using the right swipe gesture and changes to next application (Weather if always open, and is very often the next app). That is what he means.

  89. Re:Not again... by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

    Oh, shut up Brian.

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    There is no "-1 offended" or "-1 you don't agree with me" mod options for a reason.
  90. Re:Not again... by Nerdfest · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I think you'll find that over the next couple of versions, that the 'classic' interface disappears or has reduced functionality. Anyone think this is not gong to happen? Apple set the precedent, now Microsoft is going to try cashing in on the same lock-in. Buying or using Windows 8 is funding the loss of your ability to actually 'own' your own hardware, same as iOS.

  91. Stardock Start8 redeems Windows 8 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I usually never promote software unless i think it's a game changer. As stupid as this might sound to some, i would highly recommend getting the Stardock Start8 start button app and installing it. Once you do that, disable all the hot-spots, and tell it to boot straight into the desktop, and voila.. it's just like using windows 7 but with all the new upgrades and features that are in win 8. Honestly i agree with the authors assessment of windows 8 but this 5 dollar app completely turns it around and makes windows 8 completely usable. Microsoft should thank Stardock for creating a cheap app that fixes their complete train-wreck of an OS.

    1. Re:Stardock Start8 redeems Windows 8 by taxman_10m · · Score: 1

      How does it compare to Classic Shell?
      http://classicshell.sourceforge.net/

    2. Re:Stardock Start8 redeems Windows 8 by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      No thanks. I shouldn't have to add hackneyed bs for basic functionality. I might've considered this if I hadn't had over 15 years of having the desktop shell as the default in the first place. I'll just stick with windows 7 for now and see what windows 9 brings..

  92. So what now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Looking over the posts, most of the one defending Windows 8 follow this scheme: "Windows 8 is great, [I installed something | I found a way] to never use Metro".

    Considering that the UI formerly known as Metro is the heavily advertised main feature of Windows 8, are people now endorsing or rejecting Windows? This is so confusing.

    1. Re:So what now? by Nolas · · Score: 1

      As far as i can tell it's more like 1/3 like windows 8 1/3 like windows 8 sans metro UI and about 1/3 are complaining about it for a myriad of reasons. Best advice i could give you is to just give it a real, unbiased chance. Cannot guarantee you will love/hate it, but a lot of the metro hate really is being completely overblown.

  93. at least in 95 you can still do folders win 3.1 st by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    at least in 95 you can still do folders setup win 3.1 style.

    8 get's rid of the menu and folders / groups for starting apps with out 3rd party add on's.

    A desktop loaded with apps in not a cell phone and NO I don't want to scroll though pages of apps to find one.

    OR let's say take a game in's folder you can have links to a webpage , a map editor, the game add, maybe a updater app, unit editor, uninstaller, also add expansion packs with there own links and ECT. Now all of that fit's nice into 1 folder and NOT a full page of the windows 8 start screen.

  94. Re:Not again... by Nerdfest · · Score: 1

    You should send some advice to the Unity developers.

  95. Re:We're not 3 & 5 yr. old children/blank slat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why should I, or anyone else, have to learn anything new they didn't WANT IN THE 1st PLACE??

    You shouldnt and you dont. If you dont like Windows 8 then dont use it, use something else. If you must use Windows 8 then install one of the many start menu replacements, navigating the start screen just once to get to the desktop isnt that hard.

    We're all used to the Win9x style interface, there was nothing wrong with it @ all - so what was YOUR point???

    We were all used to the Program Manager in Windows up until 95 too and there was nothing wrong with that.

    Understand this as well, per my subject-line above:

    You're using "blank slates" in 3 & 5 yr. old children!

    So - have you considered the rest of us are NOT "blank slates", & that we're already conditioned & used to something we've all used for, what?? 17 yrs. or more now???

    You have to upset the status quo to make meaningful progress and when the status quo is so heavily ingrained you do indeed find change significantly disruptive. If you are not able to adapt (or simply do not want to) then perhaps you should choose an OS that you have control over.

    They do have a reason for doing it, to have a unified look across their platforms, the price for this is a slight inconvenience for the desktop users in the form of an extra step to get to the desktop.

  96. Re:Not again... by Zan+Lynx · · Score: 1

    Sure, why not?

    It's still less stuff than you have to install to make Gnome Shell usable. I've got five plugins installed just to make it work vagely right.

  97. Re:Not again... by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

    Because using my OS like a Fisher Price steering wheel is about like driving a formula 1 race car by moving wood blocks. Some things just are not meant for 3 year olds, other things are not meant for adults, at least not normally functioning adults.

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  98. Re:Not again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In this case while my first statement was sarcastic (and yes slightly rude, but humorous) and simply to illustrate that just because children can do something is a invalid metric.

    My 2cnd point is just free friendly advice. People need to learn to respect their environment and power technological tools. Without respect comes pain and tragedy. Its authoritarian, but in this case I feel like its sound advice.

    The same goes for everything, guns, knives, cars, bycicles, ice skates, all in due time when people are ready. And by no means do I mean each item falls under the same category and level of respinsability or that people should be exposed at age 3 to guns (this is rediculous). But the time comes, my suggestion of 5 years seems reasonable to me, if you disagree thats fine. By then they should have developed sufficient language, and hopefully some social skills to base their interactions off of with the rest of humanity. (should you allow that much freedom). Or at least you, and you can communicate effectively the difference between reality and bullshit more readily.

    So, little Robert Jordan (may he rest in peace) started reading books when he was four... would you hand him Hamlet right off or, maybe start him with, something a little lighter, maybe one of the watered down versions of homeric legend.

    I was not trying to convey FUD, but I guess the overall tone of my comment might have been as such so I forgive you =)

  99. Re:Not again... by Octorian · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There are two fundamental problem with the "just install XYZ add-on and it becomes tolerable" perspective.

    1) Every time you have to use the computer of someone not savvy enough to want/install such a thing, you're stuck with the horrible stock configuration.
    2) Every time you have to use a locked-down/policy-controlled computer, you're stuck with the horrible stock configuration.

    #1 kinda reminds me of having to use the Gentoo or Ubuntu machine of someone who has different command-line needs from install-to-that-point.
    #2 is a tad less of a short-term concern, since many of those are just moving from XP to 7, but a serious long-term concern if things aren't fixed in 9.

  100. Try using the OS by e1t · · Score: 1

    I've been using Windows 8 exclusively on my primary computer since it became available on MSDN in August. It originally BSOD'd randomly and had a weird file copy bug, but MS has really stepped up their patching game since it was released to the general public in October. I haven't BSOD'd in almost a month, and the file copy bug I was experiencing seems resolved as well. The OS seems to have seen a host full of bugfixes since official release, and stability has certainly improved.

    1. Re:Try using the OS by Loki_666 · · Score: 1

      I haven't BSOD'd in almost a month,

      *sniggers* I haven't had a BSoD ever on my Win 7 box. Why should i upgrade then? I heard Win 8 was more stable...

    2. Re:Try using the OS by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      Last BSOD I got was sometime in 2001. The fact you get them every month suggests there is more wrong in your situation than your choice of OS.

  101. fluff by cathector · · Score: 1

    he surely has some valid points,
    and i'm no windows fan,
    but this piece is super fluffy.
    it seems like about 80% "it's terrible, it's like < analogy >, it's really bad" and 20% actually saying what was bad,
    so in the end it's 80% appeal to this dude's authority.

  102. anit trust / EU laws / enterprise / GOG/ steam /ea by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    anit trust / EU laws / enterprise / GOG/ steam /ea / adobe and others are a big and MS can't just lock people in.

  103. Alrighty then - since I note you didn't quote it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I'll state it again - E.G.-> Why don't you learn how to drive a crane to work instead of your car... oh, wait - what's that?? You aren't used to it??? What's the MATTER with you, boy!!!

    * You can call me an "unwilling to change" type & all that, but... I've done SO MUCH CHANGING since 1982 on computers it's not even funny.

    You noted this earlier: I was used to Program Manager, but I was also used to OS/2 2.1-3.0 WorkPlace shell as well (& loved it, hence why taking to the Win9x desktop was cake for me).

    This new desktop & metro stuff? No, I know it's not for me is all... many are agreeing, ala "argue with the numbers" & not just on /. (the home of 'anti-MS' & 'anti-Windows' to a large extent amongst the populace here, excluding myself... heck, I am practically the poster-child for "Windows Fan of the Year" around here & everyone knows it), but all over the place.

    MS messed up imo & apparently that of many. That's ok though - they CAN afford to make a minor blunder like a desktop shell & bounce back NEXT round.

    Besides - the "turn-around time" is a drag on productivity, just like making you drive a crane to work vs. your automobile (or truck) per my example above.

    APK

    P.S.=> The rather fundamental mistake MS made? It wasn't developing a SINGLE CODEBASE for their PC desktops, mobile phones, tablets, etc./et al - it was not offering the option on the PC desktop during installation for users to have the option to do either the classic desktop, vs. the new "metro-ized" 3 to 5 yr. old ready one (which imo @ least, makes sense for smartphones or tablets, but not on a PC desktop)... that's all!

    ... apk

  104. Re:Not again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Take a look at Dora The Explorer's eyes. That shit causes autism.

  105. Re:Not again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nor does my Mac keyboard. I guess I won't be running Win8 on my Mac, either directly on the hardware or in a VM. Fortunately, it doesn't look like much of a loss.

  106. ignorant hypocrite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i got to 2 minutes into the video... i have a word...

    UNWATCHABLE.

  107. Hard to take seriously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I find it a little hard to take seriously. Partly because I don't recall hearing about this guy before, so no, wasn't expecting a review from him. But mostly because he refers to one of his past reviews as being for "Ubuntu 6". There is no "Ubuntu 6". There was Ubuntu 6.04 and 6.10. And if that seems too picky, maybe he just glossed over that? Then why did he mention the full version number for OS X?

    1. Re:Hard to take seriously by LVSlushdat · · Score: 1

      There is no "Ubuntu 6". There was Ubuntu 6.04 and 6.10.

      There was no Ubuntu 6.04 EITHER.. It was officially called Ubuntu 6.06, a bit late for the first LTS release out of the then new-kid-on-the-block Ubuntu...

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  108. Re:Not again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Guess it's clear /. prefers anonymous users spouting dogma.

    I think you just make up your own correlations. Merry Xmas.

  109. Re:merto apps need to be able to run in a window / by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

    Now try that on a WinRT tablet.

    Also, by default, Win8 insists on using Metro apps for a lot of things. E.g. the default file associations for images and PDFs are Metro viewers for the same - and they open even if you double-click on those files from the desktop.

  110. Re:anit trust / EU laws / enterprise / GOG/ steam by Nerdfest · · Score: 1

    I think you'll find that they're going to take a very committed run at it. Everyone else is getting away with it now, so they have a bit more of a defence.

  111. No shit by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 2, Informative

    I am not at all a fan of Metro, I think it is a stupid decision to try and force their tablet sales, and it isn't going to work. I dislike the start screen, and on my personal work desktop I replace it with a start menu (Start 8 is my choice).

    However it is not hard to use. It is different, and I feel a number of the things it does make for a less efficient workflow, but it is not hard. Inferior to what it replaced, but not hard.

    So if you truly can't figure it out you are either:

    1) Extremely technically inept. No shame there, but don't write for a technical publication.

    2) A moron, in which case please try and get your learn-on and don't be.

    3) Trolling/lying, in which case please stop.

    I get tired of the tech troll types trying to make Windows 8 out to be worse than it is. That is stupid and it weakens your real point (which is presumably that people shouldn't use 8). If you have to lie to make your point, it leads one to question how valid that point is. If you can't make your argument based on truth, then you need to reevaluate it.

    Windows 8 has a somewhat poor user interface, not a hard one. There's a difference. A command line is a hard user interface, though it can be very good for some things. Without training you will likely be able to do literally nothing with the system since there are no hints as to what to do. When one learns it, it can be very efficient, but it is hard to learn.

    8 is the opposite, it is actually quite easy to use and learn, but it is somewhat inefficient compared to what it replaced. That is a bad thing and MS shoudl be scorned for it, but don't try and claim it is hard.

    1. Re:No shit by GravityStar · · Score: 1

      The defectiveness of the Start Screen isn't a matter of it "being hard". For me, it disrupts the context information in my brain for the task I'm currently doing. It isn't hard, it's annoying. And, same as with Clippy of days past, it isn't hard to bypass, but it's annoying all the same. It hinders me, it disrupts me from getting things done. And that is all the reason I need to shun it.

      Incidentally, I feel perfectly justified to complain often and loudly about the Start Screen, as this is my only small way of providing feedback to Microsoft. Feedback, that, accumulated with thousands of others, hopefully will result in a change to disable Metro.

  112. You're confused? I'm confused. by rueger · · Score: 0

    OK, let's see if I understand this...

    99% of people on Slashdot use smart phones and tablets that inevitably use a touchscreen. Yet when a Desktop machine uses, or even suggests that a touchscreen would be useful, the same people howl like banshees.

    I'd love to see some of what my Android phone UI has on my desktop system - seems like sensible thing to use touch for some things.

    And another large part of the Slashdot community are Linux users who quite happily choose a Desktop UI to suit their specific needs and tastes. And do so proudly. Yet the suggestion that a Windows 8 user would choose to "turn off" the Metro UI in favour of a the Classic desktop is met yet again by howls of outrage, either that you're only using "half of Windows 8" or that making that choice somehow suggests that Microsoft is deficient.

    Yes, I'm amused.

    (Disclaimer: have only used Windows 8 for a few minutes in a store. Didn't find that it offended me. But then again I only use Windows anything for about 20 minutes a month.)

    1. Re:You're confused? I'm confused. by PlusFiveTroll · · Score: 1

      Information density. I don't touch my desktop with my finger. I use a mouse that has exceptionally fine control. This allows me to have an information dense workspace. Most professionals I know, when they use their desktops are using them with lots of applications open. Touch is useless in this environment. Just imagine your mouse as 50-60 pixel wide blotch that randomly selected where in that blotch it was clicked. The new start menu is not information dense, if you get more then a few programs on your computer it grows huge in size. Hidden options under all apps make it a mousing race to display the information you want.

      Or, more simply put, Metro sucks for workstations. It may be great on media consumption devices where only one or two applications are commonly used, but when it comes to professional use, every one I've seen use it so far finds a way to get it to work like Windows 7 again.

      iOS and Android would make poor workstation operating systems too.

  113. Reaching for controls without looking by tepples · · Score: 1

    I always found myself pressing the power button and turning off my PC when going for the DVD drive Eject button, clearly this is a terrible design problem and the fault of someone other than me.

    On my laptop, the power button is fairly close to the Esc key. But it has a decidedly different feel from Esc: it's slightly recessed, and it needs slightly more force, which helps with blind reaching. If two buttons are that close together, and the eject button feels like just like the power button, then the case does indeed have a design problem.

    And when I press power on my laptop, I get a dialog box that offers the choice of log out, restart, sleep, hibernate, or shut down, and it defaults to something sane after 30 seconds. If your operating system goes straight to shutdown without an option to cancel, then the operating system has a design problem.

    you'd have to be pretty defective to even think that the concept of touch typing would work on a touch screen.

    That signature is aimed mostly at people who think physical buttons are obsolete, that everything traditionally done with physical buttons can be done better with gestures. But good luck typing or playing something like Mega Man or Contra on a touch screen.

    1. Re:Reaching for controls without looking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your laptop is a piece of crap then. Mine has separate power, sleep and hibernate buttons. That is absolutely stupid that your power button would be configured to bring up a dialog.

    2. Re:Reaching for controls without looking by omnichad · · Score: 1

      And when I press power on my laptop, I get a dialog box that offers the choice of log out, restart, sleep, hibernate, or shut down, and it defaults to something sane after 30 seconds. If your operating system goes straight to shutdown without an option to cancel, then the operating system has a design problem.

      Not sure if that's always true. If pressing Power on a Windows 8 computer goes directly to hybrid sleep, it accomplishes 4 of the 5 at once. You're taken to the lock screen and it's put into an S3 wake-able hibernate. If you wanted to log in as a different user when you wake it up, you can do that from the lock screen.

      Log off and restart are both really conceptually different than "power" except to the long-time PC user who is just used to the convention. Power users might want more options and override the default, but I think that it seems like a perfectly reasonable default.

  114. Re:Not again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Kinda like how people use Cinnamon to make GNOME3 usable you mean?

  115. Re:Not again... by lgw · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Seriously, I know several people who actually like Windows 8 better.

    Cool story bro.

    Watch a couple of videos if you're lazy and learn some shortcuts and it's a better Windows 7 at the worst.

    While Windows 7 was a bit annoying when you were trying to find somehting in the new control panel, if you knew Windows XP you could pretty much use it right away, and teach yourself the few things that had changed.

    WIndows 8 simply has too steep a learning curve. You need to watch instructional videos to figure it out. I'm sure it's a fine phone OS, and maybe if you're used to a different phone OS it's not that strange, but nothing changed for the better for keyboard/mouse users trying to get work done. Why would I want this on a laptop or desktop?

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  116. Where does it say Win+C? by tepples · · Score: 1

    Because you can move to the bottom right and do the same thing.

    So why does the charms bar visually slide in from the right center no matter where the user activates it instead of sliding in from the top right corner when the user activates it at the top right corner or sliding in from the bottom right corner when the user activates it at the bottom right corner?

    Or press WIN+C.

    When I pull down a menu in the desktop, I get a list of reminders of the keyboard shortcuts for those menu items that have them. Why doesn't the charms bar have a "Win+C" reminder?

    1. Re:Where does it say Win+C? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So why does the charms bar visually slide in from the right center no matter where the user activates it instead of sliding in from the top right corner when the user activates it at the top right corner or sliding in from the bottom right corner when the user activates it at the bottom right corner?

      consistency. and the "nobody gives a fuck" factor.

      When I pull down a menu in the desktop, I get a list of reminders of the keyboard shortcuts for those menu items that have them. Why doesn't the charms bar have a "Win+C" reminder?

      because you don't show the shortcut key over every single element, that would be idiotic, for example shortcuts aren't shown when you open up the search in OSX it doesn't show the keyboard shortcut, or the start menu in Windows, or the Apple menu in OSX or Programs list in Gnome or the close/minimize/maximize buttons in safari, chrome, ie or the reload button in chrome, or the back button.

  117. Re:Not again... by PlusFiveTroll · · Score: 2

    If I'd been drinking I'd have spit coffee all over the keyboard. I do believe that charms is one of the most unreliable chunks of interface I've seen in recent OS.

    Come on charms, come out, you can do it.. There you are.

  118. Re:Not again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    By the way, this is exactly the same reaction I have with TABBED editing windows etc. Trying to read or copy/paste from one file while working on a different one at the same time is impossible by the self imposed limitation of the GUI. You can't expect EVERYONE to have a photographic memory to remember the actual contents of the multiple text windows behind the one on top.

  119. Should depend on method of activation by tepples · · Score: 1

    Then it should slide in from the right when activated through the trackpad gesture or touch screen gesture, slide in from the bottom right (and end up where it currently is) when activated with the mouse at the top right, or slide in from the bottom right (and end up where it currently is) when activated with the mouse at the bottom right.

    1. Re:Should depend on method of activation by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1

      List of features new to Windows 8. Of this list, only a couple line items relate to the interface. Every release of Windows is characterized as "a service pack with UI changes" but I've never seen any service pack with a changelog like this. The closest is Windows XP SP2, which added the security center.

    2. Re:Should depend on method of activation by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1

      Ugh, sorry, last reply was meant for another. Yes, that might be a nice change, but the current implementation isn't exactly a major problem.

    3. Re:Should depend on method of activation by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      Ok, so nothing in windows XP is a major problem. So why should one pay for windows 8? Not having a major problem is hardly a USP.

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    4. Re:Should depend on method of activation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then it should slide in from the right when activated through the trackpad gesture or touch screen gesture, slide in from the bottom right (and end up where it currently is) when activated with the mouse at the top right, or slide in from the bottom right (and end up where it currently is) when activated with the mouse at the bottom right.

      why? it's the same charms bar.

    5. Re:Should depend on method of activation by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1

      Try to follow the conversion.... we're talking about an animation, not Windows XP.

    6. Re:Should depend on method of activation by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      Try to follow the events, the animation is about a product which has had predecessors.

      Microsoft is attempting a "conversion" though.

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    7. Re:Should depend on method of activation by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1

      The changelog from Windows XP to Windows 8 is pretty extensive.

      Features new to Windows Vista
      Vista Technical Features
      Vista Security Features
      Vista Management Features
      Vista IO Features
      Vista Networking Features
      Features new to Windows 7
      Features new to Windows 8

      I would say there's nothing wrong with using Windows XP in 2012 the same way there's nothing wrong with currently driving a car from 1970. Sure it'll do the job and some people still choose to do so and get by just fine, but there have been a lot of advancements since then that make our lives easier.

    8. Re:Should depend on method of activation by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      If the new releases were so much better, you wouldn't have to handwave problem areas with "not a major problem".

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    9. Re:Should depend on method of activation by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1

      Everyone has their own preferences for how an OS should work. Hundreds of millions of people use Windows. I can give you a list of why Windows XP is worse than Windows 8. In fact in my previous reply I listed about 400 reasons. You're the one handwaving those away and saying XP is good enough. The only thing I'm handwaving away here is the direction of an animation.

    10. Re:Should depend on method of activation by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      The only thing I'm handwaving away here is the direction of an animation.

      You are saying that something must be a "major problem" for it to matter, in a piece of Software that is enormously costly to produce.Which is idiotic. Luckily for you the TFA and the windows 8 feature on topic , both are "animations", so you may not be in trouble with your corporate masters.

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    11. Re:Should depend on method of activation by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1

      You are saying that something must be a "major problem" for it to matter,

      You're just putting words in my mouth now. I called it a problem, which signifies that I acknowledge it does matter. But every problem has a different degree of severity, which is why I qualified it as "not major." That the animation comes out the side instead of the corner is in no way a critical issue, and it wasn't even something I considered before yesterday. Windows 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, and 7 all have their own set of idiosyncrasies, and this is one of them for Windows 8.

      As for corporate overlords, it says a lot about you that you figure everyone with an opinion contrary to yours must be getting paid to think as they do. Good luck with that mindset in life.

    12. Re:Should depend on method of activation by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      You're just putting words in my mouth now. I called it a problem, which signifies that I acknowledge it does matter

      Well, the problem being major or not was offtopic. It was not being discussed. Either you disagree with the person posting that this is a behaviour and not good; or you agree. Which you didn't even mention explicitly, but you directly went on to discuss the offtopic subject - whether or not the problem was major.

      As to the problem actually being major, well it is a hidden user interface artifact you are dealing with, every bit helps when making it easy to use. With such an obvious issue, where is the every bit being done by Microsoft?

      As for corporate overlords, it says a lot about you that you figure everyone with an opinion contrary to yours must be getting paid to think as they do. Good luck with that mindset in life.

      I have read at least hundred of your posts. All of them strongly defending Microsoft, none of them pointing out the least of an issue with their products, and almost none on any other topic. As General Patten said "When everyone's thinking alike, someone isn't thinking", which is true. At best you could be an unthinking fanboy, I didn't really say you were being paid. But since you take that allegation yourself, you might have a point.

      You know, sheep are famous for a reason - they naturally agree with each other, at least in the direction to take when grazing. It is NOT normal for a human to always agree with a mega corporation on hundreds of non-trivial topics.

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    13. Re:Should depend on method of activation by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1

      not good; or you agree. Which you didn't even mention explicitly, but you directly went on to discuss the offtopic subject - whether or not the problem was major.

      Again, I think you're having trouble following the discussion. 1) I did explicitly say that it would be a good idea 3) You're the one who drailed the 2) You're the one who derailed the thread with discussions about my "major problem" comment with your very first reply in this thread. I really don't understand your fascination with this singular comment I made in passing, that has almost no consequence or bearing on absolutely anything.

      As to the problem actually being major, well it is a hidden user interface artifact you are dealing with, every bit helps when making it easy to use. With such an obvious issue, where is the every bit being done by Microsoft?

      Seems like they're doing just fine, as their own telemetry is showing that 90% of users are discovering and using the new interface on their first session. With all the hyperbole being thrown around here, you'd think that no one would be able to use the metro UI.

      I have read at least hundred of your posts. All of them strongly defending Microsoft, none of them pointing out the least of an issue with their products, and almost none on any other topic.

      I'm flattered you felt the urge to go back and read my posts. Thank you for taking the time. If you pay close attention, you'll notice the majority of my posts w.r.t. Windows 8 are pure facts or information, backed up by sources and data. The vast majority of posts on this site regarding Windows 8 are founded in ignorance, as most people here haven't even used the OS. Even the author of the TFA spent more time composing a video review than he spent actually using the product he was reviewing. Hell, the video review was almost as long as the time he spent trying the product.

      As for going into the negatives of Windwos 8, why should I? That would just be adding to the echo chamber here. I've been using Windows 8 since the developer preview, daily in my work since release, and there's a whole list of things I don't like about Windows 8 and various other Microsoft products (which I could get into if you really care, since they're probably things you have never heard before). But piling on the negativity here is not conducive to any sort of discussion about the merits of the product, as the discussion is already as one-sided as it's going to get. Most threads can't can't even move past the UI. It's the ONLY thing anyone ever complains about Windows 8 here. Every single thread. So what exactly are my complaints about the specifics of the OS going to do when the general population here can't move past their own prejudices about a UI most people here have used on average for 10 minutes?

      However, you quote from Patten and your comments about sheep are very apt. I don't think you realize though that they apply much more to the Slashdot population in general than me as an individual.

    14. Re:Should depend on method of activation by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      Yes, I quote Patten as this quote is an exquisite way to put the very correct observation. And I disagree with many of his other statements and actions, something you cannot say about your relationship with Microsoft which is that of bootlicker-bootlickee.

      So you still don't have any serious condemnation for Microsoft, looks like it is a subject of serious pay-cut. You can suggest your management to allow a few serious sounding but ultimately pointless condemnations to save the asses of shills like you. But they may not care about your asses.

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    15. Re:Should depend on method of activation by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1

      Now you're just being argumentative. I offered that I would provide my take on the downsides of Windows 8 if you were genuinely interested, and you flew right past that and continue to call me a shill. This pretty much confirms you're just trolling. Guess this explains your lack of karma.

    16. Re:Should depend on method of activation by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      Wow, so slashdot's discussions are "completely one-sided", but its moderation is the perfect troll detector? I hope you are not claiming ignorance of the fact that slashdot readers, whom you accuse of Microsoft hatred, are themselves the major part of moderation here?

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    17. Re:Should depend on method of activation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Awful car analogy.

      More like a car from 1970 had all the controls we are familiar with but the windows 8 car now has 5 wheels, 2 steering wheels in the back, none in the front, and a set of foot pedals in the front passengers seat with the gearstick on the roof.

      Brilliant.

  120. Re:Not again... by lgw · · Score: 1

    What you're left with is an OS that is better than Windows 7 in every appreciable way from security, compatibility, performance, and resource consumption.

    How so? It's just an incremental/service pack release with a new UI.

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  121. Alternatively... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

    ...he can always switch to Ubuntu and Unity - oh wait...

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    1. Re:Alternatively... by Kevin+Fishburne · · Score: 1

      Or GNOME 3 - oh wait. ;)

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  122. Re:Not again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The rants and negativity is getting old while there are tons of people who take a few minutes to get used to it and feel it's actually better.

    Funny, that's the same thing I tell girls about my dick. Doesn't work for THEM, either.

  123. Re:Not again... by lgw · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So you're saying the changes from Windows 7 to Windows 8 are fine if you use 3rd party software to ... suppress them all and make it just like Windows 7 was? Hardly an endorsement.

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  124. Re:Not again... by chentiangemalc · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Win8 is not as bad as these idiots make out, i use it a year, no problem. I'm an adult. My kids can use it to. So a linux geek can't use windows 8 , so what?

  125. Doorway amnesia, brought to you by Window 8 by tepples · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Windows 8 is now about giving each application your full attention

    Which leads to doorway amnesia, as I pointed out in another comment. I don't want to give attention to an application; I want to give attention to a task that involves the use of several applications.

    The Start screen is an overview of everything you have available and live tiles allow them to each give you different types of information allowing you to decide if they are worth your time or not.

    So why can't I have this Start screen take up only half the screen, so that the other applications involved in this task remain at least partly visible to retain context in my brain?

    The best way to describe what's been done is that windows is now more about flipping through a book

    A task may require (and often does require) more than one book.

    and less about putting all the pages spread out on your desk.

    In other words, as the video points out, it's Microsoft Window, singular, not Microsoft Windows, plural.

    1. Re:Doorway amnesia, brought to you by Window 8 by __aaqvdr516 · · Score: 1

      Nothing of what you have mentioned in your post applies to my use of Win8. Metro and the classic desktop actually do meld together quite nicely once you get used to the new tools you've been given in Win8.

      It's pretty much the opposite of the widgets on every other OS, but in reverse. Except now I can pin a metro app next to the classic desktop in a 20/80 split and retain full functionality between both of them.

      I imagine if we were both cavemen and I came to you and showed you a fork you'd say "What the hell do I need a fork for, I have fingers to eat with" Then that Asian caveman shows up with chopsticks and we both think he's crazy.

    2. Re:Doorway amnesia, brought to you by Window 8 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which leads to doorway amnesia

      No it doesn't. Not in the slightest because you are purposely doing something, not mindlessly wandering, your application of the concept of 'doorway amnesia' to Windows 8 task switching makes no sense, if that actually does happen to you then you'll experience a similar thing using fullscreen applications or multiple desktops, which means you have problems, not the software.

      I don't want to give attention to an application; I want to give attention to a task that involves the use of several applications.

      In that case the work done in the application is a subtask that requires your attention, if you could accomplish all of the subtasks without them requiring your attention then you could complete the entire task without devoting any attention to it.

      So why can't I have this Start screen take up only half the screen, so that the other applications involved in this task remain at least partly visible to retain context in my brain?

      If you don't have the mental capacity to retain that context with a fullscreen launcher and you don't have multiple screens then use desktop icons, pinned taskbar items or a start menu replacement.

      and less about putting all the pages spread out on your desk.

      In other words, as the video points out, it's Microsoft Window, singular, not Microsoft Windows, plural.

      No, the metaphor is quite clear, it's not a book with only one page. It has many pages, just as the OS has many windows.

    3. Re:Doorway amnesia, brought to you by Window 8 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone who has gone to college and written a research paper knows you routinely have two or more books open and reference them as you write (which in this case would be the third page). So, now lets write our term paper where you can only look at one book, close it, write, close your notebook, open the other book, flip a few pages, close it, open the other book, close it, write a little.

      See the problem? Sure, Windows 8 makes it so you can open and close the books really fast, but not as fast as I can shift my eyeballs from one window to the next.

    4. Re:Doorway amnesia, brought to you by Window 8 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See the problem?

      Yes, that you haven't actually used Windows 8 so therefore haven't heard of a little thing called the 'Desktop', you know like every desktop version of Windows has including Windows 8? The metro UI is not, never was intended to be and never will be the only interface on desktop Windows quite simply because many workflows work better with the desktop metaphor, hence the reason it is present in Windows 8.

    5. Re:Doorway amnesia, brought to you by Window 8 by RD_Sid · · Score: 1

      I think the zen mania of one thing at a time has taken over the windows team and they're trying to minimize the clutter that people make on their screens. Probably it will actually help in focusing on relevant things but yes context switching sucks in 8.

    6. Re:Doorway amnesia, brought to you by Window 8 by bfandreas · · Score: 2

      We really do need multi tasking. That's something I find is the single most hideous obstacle when working with tablets.

      I've mostly ditched my laptop when I go to meetings. Taking notes on a tablet with a mind mapping tool is quite nice. And since my Transformer Prime comes with a keyboard one would think I could also write texts with it.

      But I can't bring up my text application and my mindmapper on the same screen on the same time. So when I travel back from a meeting by train I can't really get any writing done unless I also brought my laptop.

      My tablet would be perfectly suited to multi tasking yet the UI isn't.

      Or just the other day I was playing Machinarium on my tablet. And as in any point&click adventure I got horribly stuck with some mind-bending logic puzzle I wasn't inclined to solve on my own. So I broke out the old web browser and found a solution to it. It was a handy sequence of 20 actions. I didn't want to memorize that but I also couldn't have both the browser with the solution and the game on the same screen. So I had to drag my carcass over to my desktop, boot it up, open a web browser and look at the solution on that thing while playing the game. I HAD TO GET UP FROM THE COUCH! Again, the machine would have been perfectly capable of doing so but the UI wasn't. My task was to get my cute little robot from screen A to screen B and I needed two applications for that task. The UI got in the way.

      And now you are telling me they brought the same idiocy to the desktop? As if it weren't bad enough that you have to jump through hoops to get two Excel sheets open up in two separate windows so you can have distribute them over two screens.

      Emacs can do that out of the box. Why can't modern desktop UIs? Is that some kind of joke I'm too old to understand? Somebody in the UI department must have had a clown for breakfast.
      Madness! I tell you MAAAADNESS!

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    7. Re:Doorway amnesia, brought to you by Window 8 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Move the mouse to the top right. All your open metro apps will be shown. Besides it's only the metro apps that behave that way. You can still get to the desktop and use desktop apps the way you used to. I don't see the problem here. They've basically moved the start menu and provided a new type of app that behaves exactly like android apps.

    8. Re:Doorway amnesia, brought to you by Window 8 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's actually two windows available in Metro if you Snap the software to the side of the screen.

      So it's technically still Microsoft Windows. Barely.

      (Or you can press Win-D and get to the previous UI-as long as you're not on Windows RT.)

    9. Re:Doorway amnesia, brought to you by Window 8 by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

      beware of a man of only one book.

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    10. Re:Doorway amnesia, brought to you by Window 8 by omnichad · · Score: 1

      This is so you have to buy multiple Window 8 computers to run side-by-side to get anything done! Profit!

  126. Re:at least in 95 you can still do folders win 3.1 by PlusFiveTroll · · Score: 1

    Make a folder with all the shortcuts you want, name it Start. You can split it up in to subfolders if you want. Add the toolbar to your taskbar. Now you don't have to deal with that POS metro start page.

  127. Re:Not again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    I'm sorry, but if a video featuring a child moving pictures around the screen is the best counter-argument Microsoft can come up with, there has to be something seriously wrong with Windows 8.

    I recently had the opportunity to try Windows 8 for the first time. I'm a 40-something IT consultant with 20+ years experience, so I'm not your typical user by any stretch of the imagination. I've used DOS, Netware, AIX, SCO Unix, Linux and every Windows version from 3.0, but I've actually never used a tablet and I've never owned a smartphone. I was ready to give Windows 8 a try. I mean, how hard can it be?

    Pretty hard, as it turns out. I knew I was in trouble when after staring at the "start" screen for a few minutes, I had no idea how to access settings or navigate the file system to get to, say, my NAS unit or USB stick.

    In previous Windows versions, I can remember feeling annoyed over having to search through the system to find settings or applications that Microsoft had decided to move around. In Windows 8, I felt like I did that time my car broke down: I was stuck. There was nowhere to go, and nothing seemed familiar.

    I though most of his rant was spot on, and my customers seem to agree. I sold a few laptops with Windows 8 preinstalled, but ended up having to downgrade to Windows 7. I'll be doing that with every laptop from now on (but Microsoft still gets to count them as Windows 8 sales).

  128. Re:Not again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ITT: People who have never once used Windows 8 complain about how hard it is.

  129. Re:Not again... by ogdenk · · Score: 1

    Just because a small child can fumble through it doesn't make it an attractive platform for getting real work done.

  130. Brilliant rant and completely true by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 2, Insightful

    All you need to know is - who the hell decided to call this crap on the side the "Charms Bar"?

    Seriously? That alone disqualifies Windows 8 from being a usable operating system.

    His list of four design elements that Windows 8 CLEARLY breaks is perfectly correct. A tablet and a desktop PC are TWO TOTALLY DIFFERENT ANIMALS. Mixing the UI metaphor is just stupid.

    I don't think the notion of a "recall" is likely to be a useful suggestion. However, I think a "Service Pack" that makes some of the UI screwups "optional" is likely to be in Windows 8 immediate future, despite Microsoft's insistence that there won't be any more "Service Packs".

    OTOH, there are enough third party utilities out there that attempt to correct some of the more egregious UI errors that maybe Microsoft will try to "tough it out". After all, as the guy says, anyone buying a new machine is pretty much going to be force-fed Windows 8, and we all know Microsoft couldn't care less about its customers.

    I do agree that Linux is undergoing the same sort of stupidity. The Ubuntu Unity interface was roundly denounced by many Linux users. I didn't like a lot of the KDE 4.x changes when I shifted from KDE 3.x to 4.x and either never used the "features" that were added and in a couple cases disabled them.

    I don't have an a priori problem with trying to improve PC user interfaces. I DO have a problem with making changes that no one has asked for, simply on someone's notion that "hey, this could be COOL!" "Cool" invariably leads to CRAP.

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  131. Re:Not again... by Baron_Yam · · Score: 1

    This astroturfing paid for by Microsoft.

  132. Re:Not again... by wbean · · Score: 1

    He's right, you know. I've been using computers since 1961. Back then you could read the manual in an evening and then you know all the commands you needed to know. Now the systems are so complicated that only the Internet is big enough to hold the documentation. That's what makes discoverability so important in a user interface these days. Windows 8 is sorely lacking in that department. I have spent the last two weeks building a virtualized server on top of Windows 2012 Server. As a server it's just dandy. Hyper-V works beautifully; networking, backup, management tools are all great. BUT the new interface is still awful and the screens are just plain ugly. I've been working with a Remote Desktop connection to Windows 2012 Server from a Win 7 machine. The Win 7 side is beautiful and functional. The Win 2012 Server side is ugly and functional. It looks a lot like IBM stuff from the 60's. At least there's no confusion about which machine your working on.

  133. Re:Buy once run anywhere; x86 tablets; remote cont by jonbryce · · Score: 2

    Yes, that was the idea of Metro. The problem is that as Apple has shown, Desktops/Laptops and tablets are used in very different ways, so need a very different UI and apps.

  134. Re:Not again... by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1

    I cannot sympathize with you on 1. This is a situation where you are using someone else's machine, so you have no reason to expect their interface preferences to conform to your own. The default options are enough to present this situation. Some people hide the task bar. Some people put it on the side. Some people disable grouping and enable labels. Some people have disgusting skins and terrible wallpapers. If you were to use any of these systems for whatever short time, would you just go around changing their user preferences to fit your needs?

    Two is a more complicated issue. I understand that the particular interface might make you less productive, but in a work environment you're paid to use what hey give you. Whether it's a Burger King POS or a 6 axis router, you use the interface you're given to do your job. As far as an enterprise situation, you're not installing apps, you're not using metro apps, so the start screen and the entire metro UI is reduced to a simple launcher. Pin your programs you want to the desktop and use Windows 8 as you've always used Windows. If Metro proves to be a real long term drain on productivity, I'm sure you'll see enterprises staying on Windows 7.

  135. Re:Not again... by PCM2 · · Score: 1

    Nope. He means the way I try to move my mouse to the right to moderate something on Slashdot in Firefox, and Windows 8 thinks I am using the right swipe gesture and changes to next application (Weather if always open, and is very often the next app). That is what he means.

    And I'm not sure what you mean. My Windows 8 machines never interpret mouse movements as touch gestures. The only thing that can be annoying from time to time is if I move the mouse cursor all the way to the right of the screen and it pulls up the Charms bar. Are you using a Metro version of Firefox or something? And if so, why?

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  136. Re:Not again... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    So you are arguing that a subset of the GUI ifs half the OS? That doesn't make any sense. It may be more than 50% of the changes from the previous OS, but it obviously not 50% of the OS itself.

  137. The fucking tutorial by Boawk · · Score: 2

    There's literally a fucking tutorial that shows you how to access most of what you mentioned

    If you have parental controls turned on, is there a version of the tutorial that doesn't involve the fucking?

  138. Re:Not again... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    We've been trained already, even if we didn't want to or didn't ever use MS. So when it changes, it's harder to adapt, but anyone who has never used it has an easier time. We are too much creatures of habit, and even bad ones are hard to break.

  139. Re:Not again... by Tagged_84 · · Score: 1

    It's a nightmare on dual-screens, but I found windows key + C to be much easier :)

  140. No Hyperbole Please by Zephiris · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I thought in a general sense, as a community, we'd moved past cheering for nerd-rage melodrama.
    Windows 8 makes a few gaffes, but they're largely the same problems that Windows 7, Office 2007, and others started introducing. It can be annoying, but it's the same stuff taken to a reasonable next step, as well as UI unification between desktop, laptop, and tablet.

    None of that is necessarily a fun thing, but OSX has been pushing many similar UI changes for longer. A lot of people were unhappy with Lion's increasing similarity and unification with iOS, just in case anybody actually forgot that in less than a year.

    The bottom line is, 8 works in the same ways as 7, just with some added complexity. The easiest way to almost entirely remove that complexity? A start menu replacer. People recommend Start8, ViStart, and others. My personal recommendation is "Classic Shell". It works exactly the same as it used to on Vista+, except it adds the "Apps" to the start menu as well.

    But even so, why wouldn't somebody be able to figure this out? The video author was squealing about how the start menu "hurt him deeply". Trackpads aren't really supposed to do "touch gestures" by default. It's vendor opt-in. Logitech opted in, and chances are, this guy didn't install whatever WIndows 8 drivers or control panel may or may not be available. Either way, it's a vendor issue. Just like 'no install/repair/recovery/etc' disk is a vendor issue. If you don't want vendor issues, you don't buy things from those vendors.

    All of the UIs Windows (95-W8), OSX, KDE, iOS, Android, etc are different. What everything has in common is that there are roughly 6 different things you have to know about each, then consistency covers all of the multi-step operations, or using various applications. Occasionally you get something that breaks out of that a bit (Office 2007+). There are so many "advanced" things, like command line digging, reinstalling from scratch, that the overwhelming majority of people will simply ask a friend for help with or pay a PC repair company. That's pretty much regardless of operating system.

    But I digress. The rant is pretty simply over the top drama. It should sell itself as entertainment (if it at least had any humor), not as something relevant to 'tech news'. It's not politically correct to mention, but this guy sounds and acts like the stereotypical nerd, going into a panicky, narcissistic rage about primarily one change that, overall, isn't that significant to day to day use, AND for which there exist free, open source, and easy to use workarounds, while still obtaining benefits of a newer OS.

    He himself admits he only tried it for 30 minutes, in a coffee shop, and didn't bother one iota further.
    Personally, I've been using it for 4 months (and preview versions before that) with NO issues that would meaningfully impact your average, or above-average user. All of my personal complaints are exceedingly specific and technical, and have mostly been taken care of by various updates.

    And, in the interest of disclosure, I'm not the kind of person who likes Windows, or most other OSes, in a general sense.
    I prod and patch kernels, have no problems custom-rolling EFI stub-only boot on Linux, etc. What I really miss, is being able to run highly customized FreeBSD and still use ~90% of my Windows games at full speed. That's mostly a hardware/driver/wine(!) issue, though.

    So when I say I'm using Windows 8 in the exact same manner as I use Windows 7, I'm not exaggerating. I actually like the availability of some of the W8 new features. I middle click on the start button (or use Shift+Windows) if I want to see live tiles like the weather...just like on OSX, you use F12 to get the Dashboard to pop up a full screen of 'one glance' kinda information. Even before using Classic Start, the only quirk I took issue with, on the 'start screen', is that when typing for programs, it wouldn't search for stuff like control panels "by default". You'd have to move the mouse over to select "settings". Mos

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    1. Re:No Hyperbole Please by Lord+Crc · · Score: 1

      The bottom line is, 8 works in the same ways as 7, just with some added complexity.

      For me the bottom line is this: what does Windows 8 do that Windows 7 can't do, or can't do well? Besides playing some hypothetical DirectX 11.1+ only games.

      Windows 7 was a major step forward compared to Windows XP and Vista. Windows 2000/XP was a major step forward compared to Windows 9x.

      So in which positive ways are Windows 8 a step forward? Ok so they've increased performance a bit, but I got a beefy PC with SSD, so I doubt Windows 8 is considerably faster. And that's about it.

      And yes I did use Windows 8. And I don't dislike it just because it's cool. I dislike it because it's forcing me to work in a way which just isn't productive for me. If there was an option to disable the metro stuff and having the Win7 start menu, I would probably find it quite nice. Instead they decided not to give me any choice...

    2. Re:No Hyperbole Please by Zephiris · · Score: 3, Informative

      Well, what does it do that Windows 7 doesn't? Not counting the whole "app store" paradigm, or that live tiles work like Dashboard...
      Native USB3 and bluetooth stack as well as native mobile broadband support. Driver and application stacks can now lightly 'plug-in' on top, instead of having to replicate an entire stack themselves. This notably made both my USB3 and bluetooth drivers smaller and use drastically less CPU for the same functionality. They still offer features beyond the 'standard' support, but everything works out-of-the-box.
      Enhanced Protected Mode for those crazy enough to use Internet Explorer as their main browser (apparently quite a few people).

      WDDM 1.2 (for the video drivers) is more useful than people give it credit for. In addition to improving performance slightly (according to third parties anyway, I haven't noticed any difference) in a few isolated cases, it drastically improves GPU multitasking granularity as well as preventing legacy apps from needing to disable Aero for compatibility reasons. Everything that had to disable it before, "just works" now, and all the cases where Vista and Windows 7 would make the UI unresponsive under GPU load are now quite butter smooth. This has caused me to not notice a few times when I was running multiple windowed games at once because I forgot to shut something down. :P

      Does native Hyper-V support on the desktop version count? It doesn't even mess with your GPU performance, like the old versions used to.

      And generically superior power savings. I can't say how well it works for a laptop, but it can save an extra 0.5W on my desktop's CPU when idle (balanced, not power saving), when it was already under 2W.

      People complained about Windows 7's "improvements", in case such recent history was forgotten, including the annoying "libraries" support, people becoming confused with aero peek's sudden transparency if you put your cursor in the wrong place. Windows 7's main improvements were kernel/driver related, much as Windows 8's are.

      Some of the changes in applications or driver stuff (like networking) will primarily benefit those businesses (that I might consider strange) who are using Windows Server in production, such as being able to get far lower CPU utilization for the networking stack itself, but dependent on non-consumer-class networking hardware. This includes datacenters and financial stuff (for which there has been specific options put in) which need as few microseconds possible added latency.

      And don't get disingenuous on era gaps, please. 2K was the "reinvention" compared to Win9x and NT4. Vista was the overhaul (not quite as dramatic) compared to XP. Windows 7 was an iteration. Windows 8 is, by all conventional standards, another iteration. Most Microsoft devs would probably say it's nearly as big as XP to Vista, but I'd disagree.

      Microsoft provides the standard. They didn't actually remove the ability for third party software to override that. There are A GREAT MANY (over two dozen last I checked) start menu replacements that give you a functionally (if not aesthetically) identical start menu to Windows 7, boot you direct to desktop, and effectively disable any chance of 'accidentally' activating Metro.
      It's very disingenuous to say that is worse than Windows 7. Many people hated that Windows 7 completely and totally removed all traces of the Win2K "classic" menu. It got a lot of people to pay attention to the start menu replacement applications, which had previously been rather niche.

      Windows 8 is "forcing" nothing more compared to what Windows 7 "forced" on former Vista users. Just because it's a "tick" release instead of a "tock" release doesn't mean it's automatically horrible. Win2K was a "tick" release, but many people did like it and found it to be very stable for what it was. If you look at any of the threads (including Slashdot) mentioning ANY other windows release, the same year as the release, you see very similar complaints, flaming, and generally chicken-w

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    3. Re:No Hyperbole Please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you're full of it, dude. Windows 7 was generally lauded by the same people that are hating on 8. You were going to have to pry XP out of my cold, dead hands after what everyone said about Vista, but the reaction to 7 led me to pre-order it without having used it, something I've never done with an OS. I've never regretted it because it's fantastic. Trying to say the reaction to 8 is the same as with every release is nonsense.

    4. Re:No Hyperbole Please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "middle click on the start button (or use Shift+Windows) if I want to see live tiles like the weather...just like on OSX, you use F12 to get the Dashboard to pop up a full screen of 'one glance' kinda information."

      That reminds me: I'm trying to imagine what OS X would be like and how people would react to it if Dashboard was the first thing that came up by default, and only by pressing the Apple button would the "real" desktop appear. Oh, and there was no option in Preferences to change this behavior.

      I expect there would be similar levels of rage from both old and new users.

    5. Re:No Hyperbole Please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We'll never move past nerd-rage melodrama because, to paraphrase Randall Monroe, being self-righteous is always free on the Internet.

    6. Re:No Hyperbole Please by Lord+Crc · · Score: 1

      The kernel changes sound good, similar to how Vista introduced a lot of good kernel changes. However none seem like it will significantly increase my productivity. And without installing 3rd party apps, the whole clusterfuck that is forced Metro significantly reduces my productivity. I know. I tried.

      So, again, there's not really a whole lot of reasons to upgrade a desktop computer if you're a power user. This is in stark contrast to Windows 7 which I found to significantly increase my productivity compared to Windows XP.

    7. Re:No Hyperbole Please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a well thought out and cogent post.

      This has no place here.

    8. Re:No Hyperbole Please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The bottom line is, 8 works in the same ways as 7, just with some added complexity. The easiest way to almost entirely remove that complexity? A start menu replacer. People recommend Start8, ViStart, and others.

      Listen to yourself! The solution to the problems caused by the Windows 8 UI is to stop using the Windows 8 UI! Okay, but how does that refute a rant about problems with the Windows 8 UI?

      [[from another posting: good things in Windows 8?]]
      Native USB3 and bluetooth stack as well as native mobile broadband support.

      The rant didn't cover technical improvements to the base system. His thesis was that the UI problems were so bad, he refused to use Windows 8. His humerous disclaimer went something like "since I never even ran the performance tests, I'll just give them to Microsoft: okay, fine, it's probably much faster or something."

      I just don't believe that Windows 8 is in any way somehow worse, let alone inferior to Windows 7. In essentially all technical aspects, it's a big improvement.

      Like you, I figure I am a professional and I can deal with just about anything. Hell, I taught myself how to use frakking edlin "just in case" (and "just in case" never happened, I always had a better editor available).

      From everything I have seen, Windows 8 is a usability disaster. Yeah I could figure it out. Yeah I could swap out the start menu like you say.

      But you have really not refuted the rant. The rant was a bunch of ways in which the usability sucks, and the usability really does suck. Windows 8, from a UI point of view, really is a dis-improvement.

    9. Re:No Hyperbole Please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In your long winded Windows 8 apology, you still acknowledged that W8 is like W7 but with some extra annoyances and complexities.
      Why should it be that way. This is a NEWER OS, and yet you are forgiving then for going BACKWARDS.

      Can you deal with it? Sure you can, but why would anybody want to install a new OS just to be LESS efficient?

    10. Re:No Hyperbole Please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They did a lot of rework on the kernel under the hood which was long overdue. They played a very desperate gamble with the Modern, and I really wish it would backfire on them on desktop but it won't. In a year or two they'll have the next Windows which will be a proper follow-up to Windows 7 and things will go on as usual. It won't really help them in the mobile/tablet space either. I'm sure Surface will be a collectors item in a decade or so.

  141. That video had a reverse effect on me. by bdwoolman · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Sooner or later I am going to walk in somewhere and have to use Windows 8 to get something done. Sooner rather than later. Currently, there is no major OS that I could not be modestly productive on in a few minutes. However, the video rant gave me pause with respect to this new iteration of Windows. Also the video was actually instructive in a backassward sort of way. Note to self: Careful with the touchpad. Or disable the swipe feature. Use Windows key to see applications Etc...

    So now I am going to take advantage of the price-of-a good-dinner introductory cost and put Windows 8 on an old Vista laptop I have in order to do a solid familiarization. Perhaps I will be pleasantly surprised. And ... Forewarned is forearmed. I might even RTFM. A little.

    This appears to be a matter of self preservation because in my experience there seems to be some stuff that has a learning curve for dweeb types, but not for three-year olds. I remember the terrible experience I had with iTunes the first time I used this "easy-to-use" application. (And a lot of people do find it easy to use.) At the time (about four years ago) I had had an MP3 player of one sort or another (not Apple) since 1999 (Creative Nomad was my first). Someone gave me an iPod Shuffle she wasn't using. So, and for the very first time, I downloaded Apple's music utility onto my PC and attempted to use it to put mp3 files on the Shuffle in the straightforward way I was used to. All my other players worked like flash drives if I wanted. It took me far too many frustrating minutes (and a dash to the dreaded help files) to realize that Apple's resource was padding my experience and preventing me from using the equipment in the manner I wanted and which made sense. Nanny Apple: "First we make a playlist... etc". Sometimes resources are so dumbed down and bullet proofed that people who have a feeling for how computers work get limited, confounded and frustrated. Seems like this poor guy repeated my brief iTunes nightmare with Windows 8 -- on steroids. And since I have had similar experiences with easy-to-use stuff I better get familiar with 8 since it might not be a cake walk should I walk into it cold.

    So, as I said, A reverse effect. Now, instead of being put off by the negative review, I heave a heavy sigh and download this thing. This because sooner or later I'll have to deal with Windows 8. Good, bad or indifferent. Feh!

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    1. Re:That video had a reverse effect on me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      His annoyingness made me go out and buy the win8 pro upgrade. I remember when mice were a fad and it took me 2 seconds to work out 90% of the functionality of the new UI and a goblin fart moment got the the other 10% worked out.

  142. Re:Not again... by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

    "Its authoritarian, but in this case I feel like its sound advice."

    I don't think you understand the words you are using. Authoritarian? Whose "authority" are you drawing on, to make such statements?

    http://www.thefreedictionary.com/authoritarian

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  143. Re:Not again... by nschubach · · Score: 1

    I use Gnome 3 on a daily basis. Most of it makes sense and while it launches apps fullscreen by default, it doesn't restrict me from putting my apps at 50% screen. I just drag the app to the side and I get a nice little context that says the window will be resized to 50% width. In Windows 8 Metro it makes it something like 20% and there's no option to split the screen 50%.

    Now, admittedly, I have a few extensions on Gnome 3 to make some minor tweaks which probably should be options to Gnome itself (rather than an extension) but adding extensions is a simple as going to a webpage and turning on a switch and if you want to tweak settings with an extension, right click on the activities or the extension icon.

    My biggest complaint with Gnome 3 is the inability to favorite any app so it shows up on the quick launcher on the left side of the screen. (Only apps with shortcut launcher files created will allow you to favorite them.)

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  144. Re:Not again... by PCM2 · · Score: 1

    Myself, when I need to find something on the Start Screen (or the old Start Menu), I just hit the Windows key and type in the name of the app I'm trying to launch. If I use the program often enough, I'll pin its icon somewhere to save me the trouble.

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  145. Let time be the real judge by Kataire · · Score: 1

    Windows 8 isn't bad... it's new. Just like Windows 95 was... and we all know how Windows 95 through windows 7 failed so miserably. (Can anyone remember the term "Ludite"?)

  146. Re:Not again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll stop ranting when MS rolls out a patch that does the following. Until then no amount of ranting is enough.

    1- Brings "Windows 7 Mode" with a start menu, boot direct to desktop, gestures off
    2- Runs metro apps in a window
    3- Unify controls so you can run 100% in desktop mode, or 100% metro mode (if you are a masochist).

    Seriously, it's not a matter of "getting used to it". Try to do something easy like change your password. After digging through the control panel and trying random words like "change password" in the search I had to google it. Of course it's buried in the metro controls, which is similar to but slightly different than the desktop control panel. For the uninitiated, windows 8 has the normal control panel that has many settings, and it also has a goofy metro "More PC Settings" that is only accessible as a metro-style thing. There are a number of controls that are only available on one of the two. There is no obvious logic as to which are which and no way to figure it out except on accident.

  147. Re:We're not 3 & 5 yr. old children/blank slat by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    http://lmgtfy.com/?q=edit+hosts+file+windows+8&l=1

    For one, editing your hosts file is unchanged from the previous version (you were a lying idiot over-simplifying to the point of incorrectness). For another, the security feature restoring it to default can be disabled, so your oversimplification was still incorrect, even if we forgive the simple factual errors in it.

  148. Re:Not again... by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 1

    Wait, you're saying well Win8 is no different than Linux....for USER INTERFACES? ouchie

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  149. Re:Not again... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    What, you want to watch the kids watching porn? You are sick.

  150. Re:Not again... by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Yes it does. It's the 'metro' interface which has exactly ONE app on screen at any one time (apparently random times too!).

    When people say, it's a good app, I use the Desktop...they're saying that Win8 isn't good and Win7, which is what the Desktop basically is, is what they prefer to use.

    Video's point stands. the WIN 8 interface SUCKS for PCs.

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  151. Re:Not again... by Runaway1956 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Let me understand this.

    You like Win8. You're part of a select audience for which Win8 was designed for. You haven't enabled the start menu, because you love the metrosexual aspect so much. You love that shit, and you didn't even have a learning curve to deal with. You don't need or want any of the more advanced features of Windows that are semi-hidden on the metrosexual workspace.

    Of course that invalidates the complaints that all the rest of us have about Win8 and the other metro "desktops" being pushed by Gnome, Unity, etc. We're all just idiots.

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  152. Re:Not again... by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1

    List of features new to Windows 8. Of this list, only a couple line items relate to the interface. Every release of Windows is characterized as "a service pack with UI changes" but I've never seen any service pack with a changelog like this. The closest is Windows XP SP2, which added the security center.

  153. Re:Not again... by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 1

    Which is why I bought my stash of 10+ Win7 licenses a month or two ago. And why I'm upgrading my Mom's old computer to Win7 for Xmas...I am NOT supporting that crap.

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  154. Windows 9 by Spiked_Three · · Score: 1

    Who cares how many Unix geeks like Windows 8?

    Windows 8 has one purpose in life, to come before Windows 9. Something new had to be done (to remain competitive in a phone/tablet market). Windows 8 is just a try it and see tool for that market. It does fine. Anyone who can use a computer, 3 years old and up, can use windows 8 just fine, and may bitch some about it - big deal. Bitching is how things get changed for the next release.

    Isn't it here on Slashdot where we are reminded constantly about how Microsoft misses every other release? And your friggin memories are that short?

    I'm sure you all want to hear my thoughts on how bad KDE and OSX are, don't you? I didn't think so.

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    1. Re:Windows 9 by fibonacci8 · · Score: 1

      The "paid beta testing" model is a time honored tradition in the software industry.

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  155. Re:Not again... by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 1

    No but when I'm working on a native Japanese car, I can still see the damn steering wheel in the front...

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  156. ugh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    23 minutes is too long for a rant about windows 8.

  157. Re:Not again... by ikaruga · · Score: 1

    Are those children programing? Doing graphical design or CAD? Making professional music or videos? Writing professional documents or academic papers? Playing or modding high-end games? No? Then their "proficiency" with the OS is meaningless.

  158. Re:Not again... by Mumford · · Score: 5, Funny

    879048 is old? Who knew.

  159. Re:Not again... by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

    So it's more like the awesomeness that was Windows 2.

    One thing I can tell you for sure, when my organization does its updates first quarter next year, we will be requesting Windows 7 Pro.

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  160. Re:Not again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If your computer needs are the same as three and five year old kids than yes, you'll be happy with a device running Win8. But it's not suitable for a lot of us. And before you whine about that 'you just have be more flexible' crap, at home I use Slackware with KDE, a MythTV box with Gnome, and a Win7 laptop, and at work I have to deal with Windows XP and Win7 systems along with several OS X computers on a daily basis. Windows 8 is OK but your dismissive 'get used to it' comment is a pretty clear indicator your just looking at it from our own consumer viewpoint while ignoring the also significant corporate and small business user base.

  161. Re:Not again... by Missing.Matter · · Score: 2

    You need to watch instructional videos to figure it out.

    No, the only thing you need to know the OS is "move your mouse into any corner" which is told to the user on first log in. Moving your mouse to the corners reveals everything you need to navigate and use the OS.

  162. Re:Not again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what exactly is wrong with 7 that makes 8 better if I may be so kind as to ask?

  163. Re:Buy once run anywhere; x86 tablets; remote cont by PlusFiveTroll · · Score: 1

    >Adding support for the "modern UI" might have something to do with

    Ah, desperation. It is a terrible perfume.

    What I don't get is how some pieces of metro can feel so unpolished when they've had years and two other touch/tablet OS's to copy from?

  164. Re:Not again... by grep+-v+'.*'+* · · Score: 5, Funny

    No amount of ranting is enough in this matter. Windows 8 is trash.

    no, No, NO!!! Windows 8 isn't trash -- VISTA is trash. Vista IS TrAsh. See?

    Windows 8 is rubbish, conceived by the marketing droids and PHBs positioning Windows in the touch world for the future. In 4 years when everything has been converted is touch, you'll wonder how you ever managed with a simple "read only" display. (MSTSC.exe's going to have to be re-written for another input device.)

    And just think about all of the new market share Microsoft will have after Every Single PC and Laptop has to be completely replaced to become touch-enabled. (Time to sell my mouse-hardware stock.)

    Forget cutting spending or raising taxes --- the economy is saved! Windows 8 is going to end up with the largest market share E...V...E...R.

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    If the universe is someone's simulation -- does that mean the stars are just stuck pixels?
  165. Re:Not again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, he's saying the people who use all sorts of extraneous crap to customize their Linux interfaces have no place to criticize people doing the same in Windows. It doesn't matter if it's third party software, all that matters is that software exists to do whatever you could possibly want.

  166. Re:Not again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wrong. A portion of Windows 8, the metro ui, on desktops, is junk. The third party application fixes some minor annoyances. Windows 8 basically contains a slightly more stable (for me) windows 7 with a few minor upgrades. Yes, it also contains some dumb bloatware. That doesn't make the whole package terrible.

  167. Just a friendly round two by Zephiris · · Score: 1

    Just wanted to come back and point out, that if you read the previous articles this author did for HardOCP, he slagged on Windows Vista for pretty much the same concerns, and also said "Yes, it is possible to enjoy both Windows and Linux - but unfortunately this product is unfit for any user."
    There's an EDITOR'S NOTE attached that says: "The fact is that Vista is far from "unfit for any user," and this statement by the author is simply incorrect."

    Coincidentally, it was his last article on the subject for HardOCP. I wonder why...

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    "A Goddess rarely smiles for she is forced by others to be an island unto herself." - Zephiris
  168. Re:Not again... by exomondo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yes it does. It's the 'metro' interface which has exactly ONE app on screen at any one time (apparently random times too!).

    Within the 'metro' UI that is partially true (there is some support for side-by-side apps), but that is not the only UI on Windows 8, as such his assertions are demonstrably false, they didn't remove windowing, they didn't require all programs to be full screen and they didn't remove the ability to run multiple programs at once, that is all still there.

    When people say, it's a good app, I use the Desktop...they're saying that Win8 isn't good and Win7, which is what the Desktop basically is, is what they prefer to use.

    So you are under the impression that the only thing different between Windows 8 and Windows 7 is the 'metro' UI, in that case your post makes more sense, still wrong though.

  169. Re:Not again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    No amount of ranting is enough in this matter. Windows 8 is trash.

    i love how fanboys can declare one OS trash because they've become religious about using 1 or 2 platforms. The new windows version is actually quite compelling, for the first time I can make use of the windows key combo to do useful things that windows would never previously allow. that said, you "feel" that the crud that left behind in win7 (compatibility layers etc.) is now gone. the metro interface is something to get used to, but i can execute a program much faster with winkey+q much like i can with spotlight on a mac. switching between interfaces is a no brainer, i can't believe folks actually have issues here.

    for christ sake, do you know what trash is? trash is something that doesn't work...windows works for folks that dont have the money to buy a 1200 macbook or the wherewithal to figure out how ubuntu works....and if you think im a fanboy of any kind your seriously wrong, ive run and compiled with the best of linux distros for the latter of 15+ years...and i have to say, the desktop is sound, task manager is greatly improved.

  170. Re:Not again... by erroneus · · Score: 1

    I agree with your general sentiment. It works in most cases. Most problems with programs aren't quite a show-stopper. You know, like my personal pet peve in the newest GiMP. You can't "save as..." any format other than XCF. It violates the continuity rule for user interfaces. I understand why they did it. And I agree it is probably more "correct" but the argument is that "professionals might lose their work!!!" Sorry, but if they are professionals, they know the difference between "save" (which is supposed to save out in the same format you opened the file in) and "save as..." which gives the user the chance to save the project out as a different name and format. Simple and elegant and decades old in terms of conventions. Oh yeah, all oither programs do this. Unless the latest versions of Adobe products are doing this (the newest I had was CS5.5) then "professionals" aren't demanding this. Anyway. Not a "show stopper." It's an annoyance. (Oh yeah, when you do a "save as..." it would allow you to see all the other image fomats... you know, like JPG and BMP and GIF and PNG and all that... just not SAVE in those formats. "Conveyance" is violated there. They called it a bug and said they would fix it. I haven't looked to notice.

    Anyway, the things this Gilbert Gottfried wannabe ranted about were very entertaining. And "It's funny because it's true!" also rings true here.

    Even before I played with Windows 8, I knew from the beginning that if Microsoft wanted to make a tablet UI, great! Just don't try to put it on the desktop!! I knew Microsoft would try this because they tried to put a Windows interface on mobile devices and wondered why people couldn't use it. But then someone woke up and said! AH HA! They didn't like it because the UI wasn't suited for the device type!!! Great!! Let's just do the opposite and put touch interfaces on desktops! That'll solve everything. People will love us again!

    Nope.

    People call me a hater or anti- whatever and that's fine. This time I'll come across as an apple fanboy. (This parenthetical comment should dispell that. I'm not, I hate that they "hate our freedom!" "The terrorists" don't hate our freedom! They hate what we do! To them!!! But if any group is openly hostile on freedom? It's Apple.) Apple gets UIs. Microsoft doesn't. I don't think they ever did. The best they ever did was make bad copies of MacOS elements and evolve from there. Departure from that evolution? Not so much.

    Also, the 3 year old thing? He was taught and coached. The big complaint in the rant video is that if that none of the operations were in any way natural or intuitive. Try again. The second one? Once again, he knew what he was doing. And he was a paid actor. C'mon. It's like you're not even trying.

  171. This video is so full of sh*t by caywen · · Score: 0, Redundant

    It's big on platitudes, but fails to actually deliver on substantive problems. Like the "goblins farting in your face" thing. I'm sorry, but the weather application does *not* suddenly pop up over things when you are typing. That must have been some kind of stuck key or something. Otherwise, can someone please provide the actual repro steps, because that sounds like a plain old bug. Again, I've *never* seen a metro nor desktop app decide to just suddenly pop up. It feels more like this author made that sh*t up completely.

    He confuses his own terms "Control" and "Conveyance". He complains he can't navigate away from Weather as an issue of Control. Bullshit. Upper left corner. Lower left corner. Windows key. Alt tab. Drag from top to bottom. There are tons of ways to navigate. Issue with "Conveyance"? Maybe. Not one of Control. Now that I know how to navigate Win8, I've never had any issues.

    I *have* had issues with discoverability. Win8 is definitely bad in this regard. They botched the tutorial : "swipe in from the left" -> nothing happens because the tutorial is shown during OS bootup - ????? yes, that's idiotic. But once I learned the ropes, actual navigation is *easy* (not easier, but definitely not hard).

    I really couldn't get through this video. Despite what he says, if he couldn't figure the OS out, yet I could, then he *is* dumb. The OS isn't unusable. It's poorly understood, Microsoft's user education is a total fail, and Microsoft missed so many opportunities to make the UI way, way better. Once you actually get it, it's not bad. I wouldn't pay $99 for it, but it's not preventing me from getting work done.

    1. Re:This video is so full of sh*t by atlasdropperofworlds · · Score: 1

      Yes. Win8 has problems, but this video is a piece of crap. The editors of /. need to pay more attention to the content before allowing it in. This video is an embarrassment to /. as well as it's creator.

    2. Re:This video is so full of sh*t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      He explains that once he got hold of someone with Windows 8 experience, the got the explanation that when he moved the mouse in a straight line to the right, the OS interpreted it as a touch swipe gesture to change applications.

      So, not a stuck key. Broken by design because of Microsoft trying to cram a touch interface down the throat of PC users.

      Oh, and now that we have users complaining that Windows 8 is harder to use than Linux, it's suddenly stupid users, but when it was the other way around, it was called "Linux is not userfriendly".

      Would you astroturfers please make up your mind. (Oh, yes you are, as long as you blame the user when we're discussing Windows, but the UI when we discuss Linux).

  172. Re:Not again... by ThurstonMoore · · Score: 1

    I'm using a model m from 93 my keyboard doesn't have a windows key.

  173. Re:Not again... by kjs3 · · Score: 1

    With impartial sources and impeccable anecdotes like that, how can we possibly argue.

  174. Re:Not again... by ThatsMyNick · · Score: 2

    I should have mentioned, I was using a touchpad (not a real mouse). The swipe gestures work both in desktop and metro mode. It is not able to interpret whether I am trying to move my mouse pointer to the right or I was using the swipe gesture (well, how could it).

  175. Re:Not again... by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 0

    No amount of ranting is enough in this matter. Windows 8 is trash.

    Sadly Windows RG is starting to look more and more like a step up.

  176. Re:Windows 8 is not that bad. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Figure out Windows 8 in 30 seconds on a desktop with a mouse? Yes, if you are one of those people who think they have it all figured out once you have an internet browser running. I don't know anyone who uses a computer for more than internet browsing and email who figured it all out without asking/searching for help for at least some things. It just isn't intuitive for certain things. But even when you do figure out how everything works, it just isn't very easy to use if you need to do more than the basics and when using a desktop with a keyboard and mouse. Many who have said that they like Windows 8 eventually admit that they pretty much ignore Metro using only the desktop, and have needed to install helper apps.

  177. Their company web site is broken as well!!! by mikeiver1 · · Score: 1

    I figured that I would buy a copy and load it on an unused computer I have sitting around. You know what, they only sell an OEM version with no support or upgrade. There was no clear info on the various packages to be found. In general they even succeeded in breaking their own web site and curtailing sales that way. Well did you ever finally get a copy you ask? NO!!! I got so pissed at the site and the ridiculous complication of trying to find what I was looking for that I gave up. I will stick with Vista and 7 for now and later migrate to some flavor of Linux. Microsoft is a ship without a rudder, no prop, and hell the engine is even seized as well. Nice job Microsoft, I didn't even have to buy a copy of your OS to be dissuaded. Mike

  178. Re:Not again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    3 year olds use computers with their fingers. The mouse is a legacy device.

  179. Re:Not again... by erroneus · · Score: 1

    I love that the second link, once played through provides a "related link" to "Ultimate Girls Fail Compilation 2012" :) Somehow fitting.

  180. Really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe it is you that is terribly broken.

  181. Re:Not again... by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

    Funny. If I'd been drinking, I'd have spit rum all over my keyboard....

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    "City hall" in German is "Rathaus" Kinda explains a few things......
  182. Sold all my Microsoft Shares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seemed like a good time to Harvest a Stock Loss.

    I'll buy them back at $0.01 on the dollar when Window(s) 9 with New Improved Multiple Windows comes out.

  183. Re:Not again... by lightknight · · Score: 4, Insightful

    May I ask, what improvements?

    Aside from the new Start Screen / Start Menu, which is controversial at best, the second most important feature I had heard is that 'it boots up faster.'

    Ok, so it boots up faster...I am on a SSD, and before that a 7200 RPM hard drive. My boot times are, what, less than a minute? And part of that has to do with my machine having any number of startup programs / drivers for things hanging off of it?

    I mean, don't get me wrong, faster boot times are always appreciated, but for that to be the second most taughted feature....I'm having trouble justifying the $40 upgrade from Windows 7, let alone buying OEM or full versions of 8.

    And the third feature is, what, the Windows Store? How is that a feature? Why do I need a marketplace on my desktop? It's an Operating System...what new, compelling features are you offering that makes this operating system a must have? Better driver support for exotic devices? Easier mass deployment / imaging routines? A more powerful framework for designing applications / programs that is not arbitrarily limited to the latest version?

    Has MS Paint been upgraded to something Photoshop like? Has the Image Viewer been redesigned to have more features / work with more formats? Has the CD / DVD / BluRay software been upgraded to something more useful? How about the creation and extraction of archives? Backup and restore? Has the Media Player been rewritten to be less annoying, something approaching WinAmp in terms of usefulness? How about its support for codecs? Both old ones and new ones. Subtitles. Have they implemented 'Admin Command Line' here as a standard option? How about video transcoding? A PDF viewer that doesn't make people spit tacks?

       

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  184. Re:Not again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Buying or using Windows 8 is funding the loss of your ability to actually 'own' your own hardware, same as iOS.

    And look out, the Mayan Apocalypse is nigh! There's always a doomsaying crackpot like you, funnily enough they also follow the pattern of 'Year of the Linux Desktop'.

  185. You need to do a lot of work before you can work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I read how all the Win8 promoters say "it's not that bad once you install this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and you ignore that, and once you've spent all this time to make Win8 usable, it's just like Win7!"... er.... So the point of Win8 is for people like you to make their regular donation to Microsoft as a thank you for making you fuck with their new operating system until it looks like their old one?

    At least with Ubuntu, if I hate Unity (I don't, I like how it put the menus in the top bar, and liberates more screen estate for my windows, and I keep the "task side bar" hidden) I can just not use it. And if I hate the next version (12.10 - I really hate the vanishing of the 2D session and the forcing of 3D trinkets that only make my computer as fast as a 386 because of the "pretty seethrough windows") you just either stay on the LTS or go with the competition - which provides the same thing with a more palatable GUI - say... Linux Mint or the XFCE desktop of Ubuntu. And I don't pay any taxes to Canonical either.

  186. Re:Buy once run anywhere; x86 tablets; remote cont by Richy_T · · Score: 1

    The Xbox UI is, to be frank, shit. Nintendo's isn't great but Xbox is light years behind that. Microsoft's UI gets in the way of what you want to do and if you want to buy a game via code, God help you. Let's not even talk of the intrusive updates and requirements to pay their subscription to use applications which are free on other platforms.

  187. Re:at least in 95 you can still do folders win 3.1 by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1

    8 get's rid of the menu and folders / groups for starting apps with out 3rd party add ons

    No it hasn't. This structure is maintained and displayed in the all apps menu (win+Q). You can pin this folder to your toolbar too.... pin %USER PROFILE%\Start Menu as a toolbar and you have a mini start menu replacement... no third party apps required.

  188. Re:Not again... by dudpixel · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I don't understand it.

    Windows 8 is just Windows 7 PLUS metro.

    Surely you could just not use the metro parts and it would be just the same experience as windows 7 (mostly). In fact, I do just that.

    I got used to the new start screen - it's not _that_ bad, no worse than hunting through menus to find what you're looking for, and actually better in that you can just start typing the name of a program and it comes up in the search. Or you can type the name of a control panel applet or setting, and that works too.

    There are definite improvements over windows 7, even if they are minor. So in general, if all you want is an incremental improvement over windows 7, you can use it just like that.

    No one is forcing you to use metro for all your apps.

    So yeah, windows 8 is less than ideal in that some settings screens take you to a metro interface (but you could live without them), and metro itself is horrible, but if you use it just like windows 7 and all versions before that, it still works fine.

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  189. Re:merto apps need to be able to run in a window / by PlusFiveTroll · · Score: 1

    Oh, here's a really good one in Windows 8 with the PDF view.

    Open a file with the default windows 8 reader. Ok, winkey out or go to something else like most people will by default.

    Open up firefox and attach the pdf to an web based email (yahoo in this case). Uhh? what?

    It doesn't work??? (a normal person would be putting a tech call, or doing some serious google-fu about now).

    Oh, you have to figure out how to close that damn reader first.

  190. I don't really care. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have not used Windows 8. I have only used Win7 on a friend's laptop a few times, because that is what it came installed with. I came to the conclusion long ago that I do not like the way M$ does business nor the way they treat their customers. Therefore I use their products as little as possible. If it were not for a few programs (mostly games) that I really like, I would not use it at all.

    Even if I were an M$ fan, I would not like way that they try to lock customers into their products and frequent upgrade cycle (both hardware and software). BTW I do not like the way (Cr)apple does business, nor do I like their vastly overpriced inferior hardware. Nor do I like their walled garden aproach to software.

    All that said, I use the OS, software and hardware that suits me. I also allow others to do the same without comment unless they ask my advice. If someone asks my opinion, I will give it honestly, which is why I tell them I have not tried Win8, so I have no opinion about it.

    So use what YOU like, and allow others to do the same. Post you honest opinion about things you like or don't like. But the insults and flame wars are just silly to me.

  191. one wonders how this user can rate from ignorance by johnwerneken · · Score: 1

    One wonders how this user can rate a very Vista-like OS that he can't even operate.

  192. Re:We're not 3 & 5 yr. old children/blank slat by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

    QUESTION: Why'd Microsoft attempt to shove something down folks' throats they didn't, & clearly DON'T, want (and the figures show that much backing me)?

    Believe it or not APK, you don't have to use Microsoft software, there is no law saying you must use Microsoft software in the USA.

    P.S.=> A cardinal rule of sales: You can't sell something people don't want... & they do NOT want to have to LEARN what they do not want to - get it? Good... now, try make Microsoft understand that, & thanks.

    You're just not the target audience. :)

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    Change is certain; progress is not obligatory.
  193. Fix Windows 8 from the outside or the inside? by tepples · · Score: 2

    If only there was some sort of magic information warehouse that someone could access from a variety of electronic devices in order to access basic documents that could explain in simple terms how to use Windows 8 or anything else for that matter. We could call it, I dunno, the internet

    And in the video, the reviewer ended up searching the Web for how to solve each of the annoyances. But the reviewer had to pull out a second computer running a more familiar operating system to have a chance to do this without accidentally running into one of the annoyances. So Windows 8 is fine as long as you already have a second computer on which to search the Web.

    1. Re:Fix Windows 8 from the outside or the inside? by KingMotley · · Score: 1

      The reviewer actually dismissed the opening screen that describes how to do these things because he was a computer "expert". He then complains that he has no way to know these things?

  194. Re:Not again... by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

    I look forward to seeing your UI design specifications written out for Windows 9 that shows a superior unified interface that can be used across multiple devices, better than Modern UI.

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    Change is certain; progress is not obligatory.
  195. Re:Not again... by sgunhouse · · Score: 2

    "WIndows 8 simply has too steep a learning curve. You need to watch instructional videos to figure it out."

    Strange ... I still haven't watched any videos. The only two things I needed to know were where the Desktop tile was (bottom left, easy to find) and how to turn off the "swipes" on my touchpad. Of course that one took figuring out where the Control Panel was and figuring out that the swipes were in the touchpad settings.

    If you don't want to use apps, then don't use apps. What's so hard about that?

  196. Re:Not again... by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

    No, the problem is that people keep using it as if the touch interface is the only option.

    I use it as a keyboard interface, it's fantastic.

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  197. Re:Windows 8 is not that bad. by PlusFiveTroll · · Score: 1

    If you cannot get windows 8 down in 30 seconds, you really should return it and buy a Apple product. That will be more your speed.

    So you are confirming Microsoft's worst fears, they have built another OS that pushes people to Apple products. Metro emulates iOS... Poorly!

  198. Re:Not again... by Outtascope · · Score: 0, Troll

    Why, oh WHY does Microsoft not understand that I DON'T WANT TO TAKE MY HAND(S) OFF THE KEYBOARD!?!?! Touch is an idiotic paradigm in the desktop realm. It is great for mobile to browse the web, play angry birds, or fast forward to the good parts on YouPorn, but it just doesn't make sense for most productive uses. I don't care if some idiot savants can make the interface work for them, I am paying for it and I want it to work for me. Windows 8 does not do that. Windows 7 does, surprisingly well. I'll wait and see if it gets better with 9 or becomes totally worthless. And for the record, metro sucks balls on the XBox too. Bring back to old interface.

  199. Almost There by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Windows 8 has it's problems, such as most of the built in apps being good, but lacking expected features(Being able to sinc up with gmail and the calander but not the contacts list). I don't care much for the metro interface, but the speed increase of Windows 7 has me sold. If I need to press escape to get to the desktop, it effects me less than the speed decrease of going back to windows 7. And heck, for the current upgrade price of 40 bucks, it is worth it. I figure that with the next release these bugs will be fixed, but the speed..... THE SPEED!

  200. Re:We're not 3 & 5 yr. old children/blank slat by armanox · · Score: 1

    And we still had the program manager in XP as a fully usable option. Hmmm...maybe I should see if it can run in 8.

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    I'm starting to think GNU is the problem with "GNU/Linux" these days.
  201. Re:Not again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    because you love the metrosexual aspect so much. You love that shit

    What happens in those hot corners stays in the hot corners. It's like Amsterdam in there!

  202. Dropping to the launcher in Android 4.x by tepples · · Score: 1

    Is this an actual problem you've experienced or just something you're supposing could be the case?

    I have in fact experienced this on another platform. The launcher on both iOS and Android is a full-screen application, and the effect when bringing it up resembles that of clicking "Show Desktop" (Win+D) on a machine running Windows XP or Windows 7. Android has a list of Recent Apps (dedicated on-screen control under Android 4.x, or long-press Home on a 2.x device) that just dims the frontmost application instead of completely hiding it, but if the application I want to use isn't in the list, I have to lose all on-screen context, drop to the launcher, and navigate to the application. And I've often lost my train of thought while switching to another application, at least more often than I would have under Windows or Xubuntu where the launcher takes half the screen if that.

    1. Re:Dropping to the launcher in Android 4.x by KingMotley · · Score: 1

      I suggest seeing a doctor if you are having problems keeping a thought for longer than a few seconds.

  203. Jury's still out by Rinikusu · · Score: 2

    Install machine:
    Fujitsu Lifebook P1620 (tablet.. not multi-touch, etc)
    2gb RAM
    64GB SSD
    1.2ghz C2D

    Okay, I got this machine for like $75 off of ebay awhile back. Upgraded the RAM with a 3rd party module off of ebay, tested and works fine. I was going to install linux, but I already have a linux laptop in the form of a Sony Vaio TR3A (Pentium M 900, 1gb RAM (same 3rd party vendor), and a 32gb CF Flash card as a cheap SSD test). Besides, from the research I gathered online, the tablet functions are pretty spotty and I hate having functional hardware that's not supported. Besides, I can always install something else later. Anyway, replaced the HD with the SSD the other night and installed Win8 on it.

    Thoughts so far: Okay, it's an old machine, no multi-touch. No finger recognition, but I can use my nails or the stylus and it's generally okay. Definitely not as smooth as my android phone, but this is hardware, not Win8 (it was fine on the tablets I played with the other day). I installed Visual Studio 2012 (I work primarily in the .NET world at work), and ghci and clisp, and just added IntelliJ to the mix earlier today. So far, haven't done anything intensive, but it's not been so bad.

    Things I don't like:

    Where the fuck do I shut the goddamned machine down? Or do I have to "sign out" everytime I want to use the shut down feature? This is beyond annoying. The spash screen that I have to move to get to a login is an unnecessary step. I think I'll have to dig through the user settings and see if there's a single user mode.

    Moving tiles around on the screen is hit-or-miss, at least with my 2005-era hardware. I don't mind moving my tiles around, and using that to launch on the desktop, as that feels like an extra step.

    Things I like:
    As a tablet, and even with crippled touchscreen hardware, I actually like this a lot. I can lay in bed and read or browse books in tablet form, typing with my stylus on the soft-keyboard. A modern tablet touchscreen would make this much smoother, so can't fault Win8 here.

    So.. as a serious dev system? since I use the keyboard, a lot of the touch interface seems to be a bit clunky and clumsy. When I'm deving, I don't want to fight metro, i just want a desktop.

    As a tablet, web browsing machine: Lots of potential, and wouldn't hate it on a phone, for example.

    I'll give it a few more weeks and see how I like it then, at which point I might wipe it and install fedora or mint on it.

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    If you were me, you'd be good lookin'. - six string samurai
    1. Re:Jury's still out by Missing.Matter · · Score: 2

      Where the fuck do I shut the goddamned machine down?

      It's in the charms bar under settings. Press win+i to get you there. Searching for "shut down" or "turn off" also points you here.

    2. Re:Jury's still out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      move mouse to bottom right corner of screen, click settings, then the giant power button. Geez, EVERYONE complained how stupid it was that you clicked start to turn off the computer, so they move it everywhere else but the start menu and everyone complains =\

    3. Re:Jury's still out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The power menu is ... weird. Swipe down from the top-right or up from the bottom-right to get the charms menu. The power menu is under settings.

      Alternatively, a press of the power button should do it.

    4. Re:Jury's still out by nogginthenog · · Score: 1

      Where the fuck do I shut the goddamned machine down?

      Press the power button?

    5. Re:Jury's still out by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1

      It's in the charms bar under settings. Press win+i to get you there.

      Why win+i? Because "i" is such an intuitive character to get to "Settings". It's in the word and everything.

      Do you use win+u to quit something? U's in that word.

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    6. Re:Jury's still out by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1

      Why not? Why ctrl+x, or ctrl+v? It's just a shortcut, the vast majority of which have no rhyme or reason and are simply memorized. For instance quitting is alt+f4.... why that? ctrl+u might be a better option. Keyboard shortcuts are for power users. There are other ways for other users.

    7. Re:Jury's still out by neye_eve · · Score: 1

      Re: shutdown.

      I could go through the who rigamarole of charms or searching or whatever, but instead I do {winkey} cmd "shutdown /s"

  204. just add start8 and everything is fine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i install start8 on every windows 8 computer i service. other than that, customers seem very happy with the increased speed.

  205. Re:merto apps need to be able to run in a window / by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

    Interesting. I wonder who's in the wrong here - it could be that the reader opens file with inappropriate sharing mode (i.e. anything more than 'read'), or whether it is Firefox that does the same (also shouldn't need anything more than 'read').

  206. Re:Not again... by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

    Note: I am not the grand parent poster.

    Cool story bro.

    And I know people on both sides, I tend to ridicule those who claim to be geeks that are incapable of grasping the interface within a reasonable time frame or bitch about issues that are caused by poor habits and lack of even looking for a way to change the preference. I suspect you are one of those people.

    WIndows 8 simply has too steep a learning curve. You need to watch instructional videos to figure it out.

    I didn't, I figured out Windows 8 almost entirely within 15 minutes and most of that was through general usage.

    While Windows 7 was a bit annoying when you were trying to find somehting in the new control panel, if you knew Windows XP you could pretty much use it right away, and teach yourself the few things that had changed.

    Oh dear! Just typing what you want in Modern UI and selecting the settings category, so hard to find things in the control panel!

    I'm sure it's a fine phone OS, and maybe if you're used to a different phone OS it's not that strange, but nothing changed for the better for keyboard/mouse users trying to get work done

    Actually, the UI is definitely a lot better for exclusive keyboard usage. For one, you don't need to tab through a billion options in the UI like you had in Windows 7, you can just select things quickly with the cursor keys, as well as not having unselected areas etc. Seems like you don't really know the OS.

    Why would I want this on a laptop or desktop?

    In your case, to figure out better complaints with the OS, because you don't appear to know much about it.

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  207. microsoft hiring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They seem to hire some of the brightest engineers, but the dullest, untalented program managers, designers, and strategists.

  208. Not a rant - an analysis by walterbyrd · · Score: 5, Insightful

    He explained exactly what was wrong, and why.

    He used the basic principals of GUI design and explained why Windows 8 is a total failure.

    Great job. No wonder the MS shills are going crazy.

    1. Re:Not a rant - an analysis by PPH · · Score: 1

      An entertaining analysis. It will get people to sit and watch it rather than reading some dry paper on the topic and forgetting it in a few hours.

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    2. Re:Not a rant - an analysis by atlasdropperofworlds · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately he presents one thing as another, a classic bait-and-switch: Features are hidden, not removed. Hidden is bad, but no-where near as bad as removed. Perhaps he could have taken the time to figure that out. Close any application (metro inclusive)? Alt-f4. Quick access to the desktop-based control panel? Right click the lower left corner instead of right. If you're a power user, it takes more time to get to use Win8 than if you're a complete novice. The reason? Our use cases are completely different. The rest of the video is more of an aesthetic rant. Whether or not icons have borders or your interface is skeuomorphic (an often badly executed idea these days) does not break an OS. Being able to figure things out at a glance (he of course chose common OSX icons vs. quite uncommon Win8 ones - I recognized every single stock win8 app by their icons instantly.

      All that said, I certainly do not want to become a second-class citizen on my desktop, but at the same time I kindof hope that Win8 fails enough to oust Ballmer and kick MS in a better direction. I also hope it will really give rise to desktop Linux, but I know that's a bit of a stretch. The alternative to windows or Linux is icky, boring, and depressing.

    3. Re:Not a rant - an analysis by gweihir · · Score: 2

      Indeed. Also remember the quote at the end that if you just want to consume content in a single Window, Window 8 is probably fine. But for people that use this thing not as a toy, but as a tool, Win8 an epic fail.

      Well, no matter. I am fortunately enough to be able to do most of my work on Linux, and my desktop there is configured exactly as I like it and has been for 20 years now (with exactly one brief interruption when I had to translate my fvwm config to an fvwm2 config). Nothing in the Windows space gives even remotely the same amount of configurability and long-term consistency.

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  209. Re:Not again... by NighthawkFoo · · Score: 1

    It's especially fun trying to hit it from a laggy VNC connection.

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  210. Launch vs. select by tepples · · Score: 1

    Multiple versions of windows came with the single click to launch option (default in one of them I think).

    If single-click means launch, then what click means select? You already said you don't want to add a right-click to select an item and bring up a menu of actions.

    1. Re:Launch vs. select by The1stImmortal · · Score: 1

      In single click mode, hover did selection.
      In other words, point at something to pick it, click on it to run it
      (personally I'm a doubleclicker but I understand the point of single-click mode. It works like the web basically)

  211. Re:Not again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh i wish i could mod you up.

    Unwell played, GP.

  212. One plus for us vs the other Windows version... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and even over Mac OS X is the it's ability to finally connect to our wireless network without an extra client or configuration profiles.

    We use EAP method TTLS and PAP for Phase 2 authentication. In prior versions of Windows, you'd need something like the SecureW2 client to connect (and in OS X you'd need to download and configure a profile). In Windows 8, you literally just click the wireless network, enter your user credentials, and you're on and running. Much easier for the end users

  213. Re:Not again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And they've got support from Nokia! They can't lose!

    (/smirk)

  214. Re:Not again... by narcc · · Score: 1

    Users of the best keyboard ever produced can simply press Crtl+Esc.

  215. Patton Oswalt by SoundGuyNoise · · Score: 1

    All I saw was a 20 minute Patton Oswalt impression.

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  216. Re:Not again... by Gideon+Fubar · · Score: 1

    I do all my work in the browser or in programs and there's no change there.

    I'm going to posit that you don't understand for fairly obvious reasons.

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  217. Re:We're not 3 & 5 yr. old children/blank slat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    also funny AND insightful.

  218. Vote With Your Feet, People by Crypto+Gnome · · Score: 1

    For more years than I can remember I've been A Windows User, pretty much since Microsoft HAD Windows.

    Don't blame me, I worked for Companies and Companies used Windows Desktop Computers.

    But suffice to say that Using Windows had become an ingrained habit.

    The one day I found myself the excited owner of a MacPRO desktop Personal Computer.

    Despite the many and various differences, I found almost everything intuitive, almost everything was pretty obvious, and the not immediately obvious things were not hard to find.

    Since then I've become a very happy MacOS user.

    Any new OS I have the opportunity to explore now has an extremely high standard to live up to, because quite frankly if it's even slightly more difficult to 'learn' than my experience migrating to MacOS was I'm going to give up in frustration.

    IMMEDIATELY.

    Yes I have become a SPOILED CHILD as a result, but let me be very clear about this I'M A VERY HAPPY SPOILED CHILD - you WILL NOT gain my business by FRUSTRATING THE LIFE OUT OF ME.

    I DO NOT and NEVER WILL care that your shiny-new is "better" or "faster" (unless it's measurably orders of magnitude faster), if it is NOT significantly "easier" you have an extremely hard sell in front of you.

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  219. Re:Not again... by Arker · · Score: 1

    I will be more than happy to write out the design specifications once the money is in escrow or a job offer has been accepted. Until then, quit expecting me to do your homework for you.

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  220. Unusable? by launchpad72 · · Score: 1

    This guy is an idiot. It is not hard to understand the UI nor is it that vastly different that you do not know what you are doing. This is only a guy upset that it is not Win 7. I have beta tested it for about a year and have had no problems with the OS or any programs, drivers or security...

  221. Re:Not again... by Arker · · Score: 1

    I dont think you understand the words you are using.

    Authoritarian != Authoritative

    It is authoritarian, but sound, advice, in the sense that it falls into the category of things that people just dont naturally tend to do without some older and wiser person initially forcing it. Kind of like potty training.

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  222. Windows 8 is usable to me (not great, but usable) by joeyadams · · Score: 1
    I ran the Windows 8 upgrade assistant, and had a much better experience:
    • * It presented the option to download the CD, which I took.
    • * The install CD lets you do a nuke-from-orbit reinstall of the system.
    • * While the installer runs, it shows you "the new way to use Windows" (i.e. how to get to the charms bar)

    Also, knowing a few shortcuts will save you a lot of pain:

    • * You can use Alt+F4 to close Metro apps, and Alt+F4 on the desktop to shut down / sleep / hibernate / etc.
    • * You can search apps, settings, etc. by hitting the Windows key, then typing your search (though you still have to click the category to see the results).

    For completeness, a a few bad things about Windows 8:

    • * If you set up a Windows Live-backed account (the default), it asks for an awful lot of personal information. Worse, you need an internet connection to log in to your computer. This problem is easy to fix: reinstall the system, and set up a local account instead.
    • * The control panels (not one, mind you) break continuity big time. If you open the charms bar from the Start screen and click control panel, you get a Metro-styled interface, but only a limited set of options. If you do the same thing from the Desktop, you get a desktop interface with more options. If you click one of the "advanced" links, it takes you to one of the original settings programs that have been around since '95.

    I find Windows 8 to be usable. Not great, but at least usable.

  223. Great post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Great post - all the people I lknow who like it - have loaded new UI's
            Its neat you can do that. Its appalling you have to !!!

  224. Re:Not again... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 2

    While Windows 7 was a bit annoying when you were trying to find somehting in the new control panel...

    Or trying to search for files. (Slightly off topic for Win8, but within the realm of Usability) Seriously. I don't need or want the Indexing service scanning everything and I don't want the content searched/reported when I'm looking for a file name. Having to know the secret search keywords to *limit* my search is really annoying (I had to search the Internet for those). I'd much rather have a GUI mechanism to specify or expand my search. And don't get me started on using "Back" instead of "Up" ... In short, the Windows Explorer is better in XP than 7 (haven't tried it in Win8) - and anything pre-Unity for Ubuntu (to be fair to MS).

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  225. Re:Not again... by atlasdropperofworlds · · Score: 1, Insightful

    He is right though. The negativity against Win8 has gone way overboard, even for /.

    I've at least used it for a good period of time now (a year.). The start screen is ok at work, on my dual 30" monitor set-up because the desktop is always visible, but it's jarring on my home system. I'm also not a fan of the non-flat search. This is all solved by using classicshell or start8 or some such thing - which I have done at home, at least for a month or so, and then I just slowly got used to the "new" way of doing things. It's tolerable. I spend >99% of my time on the desktop, so really I can't be too loud about where I spend

  226. Re:Not again... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

    Yes I use the command line and the function keys and I can fly around the thing when I have to.

    So, the Microsoft/Windows 8, Ubuntu/Unity contribution to continuing modern GUI design and usability is keyboard shortcuts and a command-line interface? Nice.

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  227. Re:Not again... by murdocj · · Score: 1

    You do understand that I'm being sarcastic, right? I'm saying that having something go full screen isn't some horrific Win 8 bug, it's a common occurrence in a lot of O/S's.

  228. Re:Not again... by murdocj · · Score: 1

    You mean the way I accidently hit a key on my Mac and it pops over to the next desktop? That kind of thing?

  229. Re:merto apps need to be able to run in a window / by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or you could just use the taskbar to switch between open apps.

  230. Re:Not again... by symbolset · · Score: 1

    That must work great on a tablet interface with no keyboard.

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  231. Re:Not again... by murdocj · · Score: 1

    I got a little further thru this guy's video before I gave up at the part where he starts ranting about how on a touch screen device like the Ipad you always touch a particular spot and never swipe... I don't know what touch device he uses, but I swipe on my ITouch ALL the time.

  232. Not perfect but it runs just fine like windows 7 by Vince6791 · · Score: 1

    I understand the frustration. First time I used it I had no idea what to do. I could not find the control panel, I did not know about the charm bar or how to access the metroUI until I hit the Windows Key, afterwards did not know how to close the metro apps, did not know how to shut down the pc. It took some time and got used to it, but yeah, the new OS GUI interaction is not as obvious as with the previous versions. Once in a while MetroUI freezes which I can easily rid off by simply hitting the windows key. And I just don't see any performance boost over windows 7. Maybe they should had released this as a service pack without the metroUI and release the metroUI for windows 7 as an option for those who want to use touchscreen or just web apps on the desktop.

  233. I like Windows 8 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I enjoy Windows 8 much better than any previous iteration. It is very intuitive and very polished. Prior to this release I have been Slackware guy, since 1999, but this one changed my mind. Instead of doing a windows VM-ware, I am doing slack on VM and using windows as my primary machine. The new version of powershell is equally amazing and quickly replacing perl for all of my system level scripting needs.

  234. Reviewer Is So Broken He Should Be Recalled by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is this on Slashdot? I got more frustrated listening to this person who is either a moron or faking his problems, than he pretended to get using Windows.

    But now there is video proof of this guy's inability at using something so simple even first times have no problem. Good luck getting another job there dude.

  235. Sure, & I have... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know that. I've used Linux before as an example (all of summer 2010, & KUbuntu 10.04 was PRETTY GOOD), & many times before that (Slackware 1.02 circa 1994 iirc, sucked bad, & RedHat 6.0 circa 1999 iirc, sucked but not as bad). Linux has GROWN more, but it had the room to grow, copying things from Commercial *NIX & NT-based OS @ the time to become an "enterprise/mission-critical class" NOS. I used OS/2 long in that timeframe too (1992-1995 iirc) & loved it, IBM 'nuked it' though... too bad - it truly ROCKED & ran fast on a 486 Dx/4 133mhz 32mb Fast Page 30ns RAM rig even in those days. Solid as iron too.

    I just think that MS could have put more time into fixing security bugs (and trust me most folks aren't privy to how many there REALLY are still, thank goodness, or the hacker-cracker types would be too... at least they patch the ones that become WIDELY known, fairly fast), and, also optimizing it more for speed (they used "mere tricks" in Win8, that 'tweakers/tuners' have been doing like myself, for ages well into the early to mid 90's even that still apply, like services cut offs (this really does work well as 1 example thereof for more RAM, cpu cycles, & less I/O output for no real reason many folks don't really need)).

    Problem is: Once a business is PUBLICLY HELD/TRADED? It's NOT always about "better superior product" being built... it's about making "the holy dollar" for stockholders.

    APK

    P.S.=> Anyhow, I've said here MANY TIMES, I won't touch it unless forced to on the job... why?? Suspicion: Mr. Ballmer KNOWS he's in a big jam and that the board of directors can "oust" him IF this doesn't pan out for the stockholders... hence, why Outlook 2013 doesn't support Office 97-2003 files. A lot of folks STILL USE THOSE, & MS knows it... nobody better than Mr. Ballmer. How to make MS make more money, & drive up the profits he LIVES for (that's his BIG thing he raves on as far as his performance there), by forcing folks to buy into the DUMB "ribbon" driven Office 2007-2013 coming up... It's "ALL ABOUT THE BENJAMINS", and any fool with 1/2 a brain can see it & the ploys being used to do so. Look @ some of the other replies under the parent poster here. There's some GOOD SOLID REASONING, perhaps better than my own, in other replies VERY ALONG THESE VERY LINES - thus, I am NOT the only person seeing what's what & going on & realizing "the game @ hand"...

    ... apk

  236. Re:Not again... by ratboy666 · · Score: 1

    To move the cursor with a touchpad, you "swipe" in a direction.

    You need to move the cursor to select with a mouse or a touchpad. On your iPad ("iTouch"??), you just touch; there is no need to move the cursor.

    Which means swipe is separate from move on the "iTouch", and is not on the authors system (may be the system vendors configuration error, or Microsofts, or a driver issue, doesn't matter because it rendered the system unusable),

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  237. Swipe what? by csumpi · · Score: 1

    I watched a good portion of the video, but could not reproduce any of this guy's complaints. I haven't modified the way the touchpad is setup on my laptop with a fresh windows 8 install, but there is no weather app popping up every 1.5 minutes due to moving the cursor (or swiping).

    So I gave up watching, decided that life's too short to waste on this silliness (especially since we have 12 hours and 2 minutes till the end of the world).

  238. On Hosts files as YOU saw it vs. "troll"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He was "trolling me" man (everyone here knows I am a hosts file user, ala -> http://start64.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=5851:apk-hosts-file-engine-64bit-version&catid=26:64bit-security-software&Itemid=74 )

    Plus - I've "dusted" a lot of my "naysayers" here on that very subject, vs. other "competing" solutions on a technical basis before...

    Thus, I feel it's MORE than "fairly safe to assume" that Mr. Troll there's doubtless one of those "dusted naysayers" of mine in regards to custom hosts files usage & yes, replying as AC so I can't "toss it back into his face" on exactly how, when, & where + why I could & did do so in dusting him...

    Yes - lots of "geek angst" around here in that regard, lol!

    * Now, looking at his statement as YOU interpreted it? All you need to do is realize that creating an "exception" in Windows Defender on Windows 8 solves the hosts file issue on it... easy as apple pie!

    APK

    P.S.=> And, there you go...

    ... apk

    1. Re:On Hosts files as YOU saw it vs. "troll"? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      An AC with a sig is still an AC to me, I didn't realize I stepped in an AC fight. I'll scrape that smell off my shoes and move on.

    2. Re:On Hosts files as YOU saw it vs. "troll"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Registered 'lusers'" on /. are merely easily tracked for trolling little 'sheeple' (living for "karma points"), lmao. Thus, Your point was what? That registered 'lusers' are 'better'?? I think, hell, I know, not.

  239. Re:Not again... by jammer170 · · Score: 1

    WIndows 8 simply has too steep a learning curve.

    Now, I swear I've heard that complaint before. Where was it... ah, yes! Of course, how silly of me. That's the exact same complaint I heard from people when I tried to convince them to use Linux!

    The simple fact is anything new has a learning curve, and there's nothing wrong with that. Microsoft is attempting something new. Whether or not it works out is still up in the air, they are learning. I can't fault them for that. Perhaps, like the ranter in the article, it just isn't right for him. Perhaps it is the desktop version of the Nintendo Wii - not targeted at hardcore users, but rather at grandma, grandpa, baby brother, and others who are largely computer illiterate (let's face it, Slashdot has never been Microsoft Window's target audience). Perhaps it is truly a horrible interface. Perhaps they are banking on desktop touch screens becoming the next big thing (I was surprised to learn my neighbor had just purchased one). All I know for certain is that the computer industry changes too fast and too rapidly for anyone to actually be able to predict how good or bad something is, and I certainly can't understand the hubris from one ranting computer user on the Internet mentioned in the article declaring a product should be recalled. By all means, the individual should return the product and get your money back, and if enough do so, then the product may be worth declaring a recall.

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  240. OOOooo 8 by daedlanth · · Score: 0

    I was able to check out 8 a year and a half ago in a class at my local college. Not much has changed since that initial offering. I was disappointed by the Metro overlay on non-haptic monitors. The new OS basically has Metro stapled over the top of 7 and it is not an ideal productivity rig; especially without haptic support. I've seen estimates thrown around lately that suggest less than 2% of the bare metal 8 is installed on is capable of haptic interfacing. Big mistake M$.

  241. Re:Not again... by 21mhz · · Score: 1

    Why, oh WHY does Microsoft not understand that I DON'T WANT TO TAKE MY HAND(S) OFF THE KEYBOARD!?!?!

    Sorry to interrupt your ignorant rant, but there are keyboard shortcuts in Windows 8 for all important UI features, as there were in previous versions of Windows. Of course it requires that you'd take five minutes of your time to learn them, who does that when you can just spew rage on internet.

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  242. Less than 30 minutes by atlasdropperofworlds · · Score: 1

    TL;DR; of the video: He spent less than 30 minutes using the OS (apparently). He couldn't find his way around. Gave up.

    This video is horribly flawed. While there are things to complain about in Win8, he not only misrepresents several things (ie. he ignores the fact that the desktop is still fully functional), but he start conflating ignorance about the interface with the lack of features in the interface. Sure, it's good to have hints about what to do, and MS failed that one, but they do at least have the ability to perform all the old functions. Tucking them away is not a great idea, but it's is not removing them entirely. I'm also having a hard time reproducing his trackpad problem. I get where he's coming from, but it somehow is not making my (or anyone else who I know) computer "unusable". Lastly, his "icon" comparison - why would he have icons somewhat familiar common apps on OSX compared to obscure icons on Win8, and especially not using the video medium to show that the Win8 icons are animated... So much fail in this video.

  243. In Soviet Russia... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Soviet Russia computer adapt you for use.

  244. Re:Not again... by Arker · · Score: 1

    Yeah, it's kind of funny really, on win8 I can either search and try to figure out what series of magic spots to rub and click in exactly the right order to get where I am going, or I can just remember the command and win+r right to it. In a way it's kind of cool, I should really be doing that anyway, but I think by the goals the 'designers' set for themselves it's epic fail. And every 'normal user' type I have spoken to that has it... hates it.

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  245. Join Windows 95 Stockholm Syndrome Anonymous by 21mhz · · Score: 2

    I feel for you bro. I, too, wanted to seriously give Windows 8 a try, but I've found that it seriously disrupts my Norton Commander workflows.
    Our support group meets every Thursday on 7 pm. That's right after Asperger's, so you can conveniently attend both.

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  246. Re:Not again... by Tagged_84 · · Score: 1

    Yeah they need to work on their dual-screen tablet interface!

    /troll fail.

  247. Re:Not again... by skids · · Score: 1

    For that you'd need to virtually spit the coffee.

  248. Re:Not again... by lgw · · Score: 2

    Oh dear! Just typing what you want in Modern UI and selecting the settings category, so hard to find things in the control panel!

    We're seeing more and more of this. When did a command line interface become easier to learn than a UI again? I mean, once you learn exactly what to type it's great and fast and I like it, but it's no way to get started.

    In your case, to figure out better complaints with the OS, because you don't appear to know much about it.

    True enough. It exceeded my frustration threshhold, and I never went back. I have no desire to "learn an OS" as an activity, and there are many fine OSs that let me do the things I do enjoy easily enough, including WIndows 7. While I do enjoy trying out the latest whatever, if that trial experience is unpleasant then I'm done.

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  249. Re:Not again... by lgw · · Score: 1

    Agreed - wIndows explorer was the worst part of Windows 7 IMO. It seems that particular tool just keeps going backwards.

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  250. Some things ARE better in Win8... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Albeit, "beneath the covers", ala this tiny partial list only from me next:

    HEAP Protection via "Guard Pages", as well as "Chunk Randomization" -> http://news.softpedia.com/news/Chris-Valasek-The-Windows-8-Heap-Manager-Is-the-Most-Secure-to-Date-282466.shtml

    Plus lastly for performance' sake?

    * "Self-Terminating Services"...

    (However, this last one can be compensated for by doing it yourself manually if/when you don't need them in former builds of Windows NT-based OS').

    APK

    P.S.=> Before you guys "mod me down" as troll, OR call me "MS SHILL"? Realize, I too, have "bitches" about the new "metro" interface & Windows 8, ala -> http://tech.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=3330901&cid=42354181 & thanks - I don't LIKE it anymore than many others do...

    ... apk

  251. Re:Not again... by lgw · · Score: 1

    There are ways of moving to new ideas without leaving your entire user base asking "WTF?". As a good rule of thumb in UI design, the right thing to do for any given action or control is "what the user expects".

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  252. Re:Not again... by skids · · Score: 2

    Touchpad !== touchscreen.

    The rest of the video is worth the watch. It squarely identifies some of the things that just make win8 feel unnatural, but you don't explicitly notice unless you regularly ponder UI/presentation issues. Like having no visual distinguisher between clickable items and informationals/decorations.

  253. Re:Not again... by penix1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Windows 8 is a great OS, better than 7 in every way, but since the start menu changed, its obviously trash. Humanity is just dumb.

    Two things come to mind:

    He is correct that its usability suffers from Metro and the abrupt changes to the UI when it is being pushed so hard. One of many points made in the video was that people who have never used it will find it very confusing because in more ways than one the UI gets in the way. Microsoft trying to have its cake and eat it too is what is causing all this grief. Instead of doing like Apple did with the change from OS9 to OS10 and dropping legacy and backwards compatibility to go with the new paradigm they want to maintain backwards compatibility. This is because Microsoft fears backlash from both its main customers, big businesses and governments, and the developers for those businesses and governments. Worse, they really made it for the tablet market all the while still trying to hold onto the laptop / desktop market with it. The point made in the video of the differences between a mouse / touchpad and touchscreen are valid.

    To do it right, Metro should NOT be the default interface if you are installing it to a machine without a touchscreen just as the "classic" should not be the default if you are installing it to a tablet. They are different beasts. A tablet is more for viewing content than it is a great workhorse for making that content no matter what Microsoft or Apple may think. An even better solution is to do two different products. One for the tablets and one for the desktop / laptop and let the consumers choose which they really want for what products. Again, that too was pointed out in this video.

    The second observation of your post deals with your contempt for humans. It is those very humans that Microsoft is trying to impress. There is a very, very large segment of the population that are not pleased with the Metro interface that Microsoft really wants to go with. The so called "fix" of downloading a second application to eliminate it as the advice that is often given is proof enough of that dislike. Calling that many people names isn't the way to win over support.

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  254. Re:Not again... by fredprado · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Yes, apparently you do not understand it. Windows 8 is Metro with windows 7 running as an application inside it. Metro cannot be fully disabled and goes out of its way to hinder any task you vainly hope to complete whilst using this abomination of an OS, even if you decide "not to use" it.

  255. Re:Not again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You learn from a 3 or 5 year old if you want. Myself, I've grown past that stage and don't want to be taught by a kid how to use a computer. This is just plain disrespectful of adults and serves to dumb down OS for everyone if you fall for this.

  256. Re:Not again... by fredprado · · Score: 2

    Nobody is saying anything against all Windows version. Just this specific one. Yes, Windows will work well for people who can't afford a Mac. Actually it could be argued that even with their problems the stable and reasonably well designed versions of Windows (XP, 7, etc) are actually better than anything Apple has to offer in this area. Apple desktops just suck.

    Windows is not easier to install or use than Ubuntu or any other end-user Linux, though. You are just wrong about that. Figuring out how these Linux distributions work is about as hard as figuring out as Windows 8 works for a layman used to Windows 7, for example, with the added benefit that in the end you will have a much less frustrating experience.

    That said Windows 8 is simply unusable for anything serious and thus does not work, perfectly fitting your definition of trash. Metro is an horrible UI and the choice to make it entrenched in the OS like a virus turned this OS into a useless piece of trash.

  257. Very bad video by Dunge · · Score: 1

    The guys just don't say anything precise, he just say it's bad with no reason. He press hotkeys and compare it to a goblin jumping in your face? Plus, he stolen a lot of art from Yatzee.

  258. Your "use" != My "use" by knorthern+knight · · Score: 1

    > Why not learn from a 3 year old how to use Windows 8?
    >
    > Or from a five year old?

    As the video stated, tablets are targeted at *CONTENT CONSUMPTION*. You can use them to...
    * read ebooks or reports
    * view images
    * view Youtube videos
    * play "Angry Birds", etc, etc.
    And so can a 3-year-old.

    But what about *CONTENT CREATION*? Try...
    * *WRITING* a 5 page report, let alone a 500-page novel, on a tablet
    * *EDITING* images (Photoshop, Gimp, MS Paint, etc) on a tablet
    * *EDITING* videos, beyond merely changing the simplest settings
    * *WRITING* computer games, or any other type of program

    Windows 8, being so tablet-oriented, is a bleeping *TOY*. Yes, a 3-year can use it, but they can't do serious work with it. And neither can an adult.

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  259. simple instructions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Press the windows key to get to the metro screen. Start typing "desktop" .... a search textfield comes up. Press enter. Viola, desktop screen appears.

    1. Re:simple instructions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's just like fucking Gnome 3 Unity. Type the thing you want, press enter. Get a life, dickheads.

  260. This guy is a professional reviewer? by Kwyj1b0 · · Score: 1

    I've seen trolls on Youtube who display more professionalism. I get it - you don't like the OS. I don't expect you to say otherwise. That is your right as a reviewer. But using analogies like Goblin farts, raping dogs? (I closed the video at this point - I realized this wasn't a reviewer so much as a rant)

    And I'm not sure whether he was using a tablet or a computer with a keyboard (as suggested by the animation). If one app pops up and it is full screen and you can't figure out how to close it - how about Alt+Tab? How about Win+Tab (which has been there since Vista)? Hell, how about Alt+F4 to close apps? Should the user know these shortcuts? Of course not. But he seems to be using it like a tablet (everything full screen) while wanting a desktop experience, but refusing to touch the keyboard. He doesn't get that he can press the home button (start) - like every other phone or tablet (I don't know how to close apps on any other mobile device either - without task killing)

    It seems like this guy has never used Windows before and looks at the tablet UI and decides that he doesn't want to use the keyboard or mouse. Sure, there could be indicators that tell him where the start is and charms bar is (I won't defend all the poor UI choices). But if he claims he wanted to use it for 30 days, maybe he could put an hour effort in learning how to use the OS?

    It was like the first time I moved from Windows to Linux (I use both on a daily basis - I love Linux for remote command line via SSH, but as a desktop I prefer Windows). If I wrote a rant about how Windows shortcuts failed in Linux and dropped it after half an hour, I'd get flamed and fully deserve it. Every OS has a different system. There are only two major additional shortcuts in Windows 8 that I use - Win+I, and Win+C. Everything else is almost like Windows 7 - whether it is a change for better/worse is a personal opinion.

    But if you want to be a profession reviewer, take some damn pride in the job and put some minimal effort into what you are doing. Here is a hint: If you want to write a complete review, learn some tricks that can help you navigate the OS and share it - then it might even be helpful to a broader audience. The OS is something people interact with (via applications) for years. So if you take one hour to learn a few tricks that saves you a lot of time, it is worth it for a normal user and that would be a good review. If you want to claim (after learning a few simple shortcuts) that it is still not worth it - go ahead. I'll listen. But to say - I started it and it didn't immediately do everything just the way I want - that isn't a review. That is whining.

  261. Re:Not again... by dmullenaux · · Score: 0

    Pretty hard, as it turns out. I knew I was in trouble when after staring at the "start" screen for a few minutes, I had no idea how to access settings or navigate the file system to get to, say, my NAS unit or USB stick.

    You mean to tell us you have 20 year experience with every version of windows from 3.0 forward, and you couldn't pull off hitting the Windows + E key? Windows + D, click the second icon on the task bar? 20 years? Really? Click on the desktop tile, then the explorer icon? No way you actually couldn't figure that out.

  262. Re:Not again... by gl4ss · · Score: 1

    Wrong. A portion of Windows 8, the metro ui, on desktops, is junk. The third party application fixes some minor annoyances. Windows 8 basically contains a slightly more stable (for me) windows 7 with a few minor upgrades. Yes, it also contains some dumb bloatware. That doesn't make the whole package terrible.

    as far as ms goes, the legacy desktop is just a necessary evil and metro is where you should be doing "more" with "apps". those are the adverts, that's the pr message - both to professionals and developers and to consumers. if you don't understand that then you haven't been paying attention - and as far as their pr goes they're very proud of the fact.

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  263. Re:You need to do a lot of work before you can wor by atlasdropperofworlds · · Score: 1

    Just because people have found ways to make Win8 more usable, or more like Win7, doesn't mean they are "promoters". They have spent the time to figure things out and are making suggestions. The common rhetoric that win8 detractors use is to call those who have learned to use it "promoters".

  264. Re:Not again... by gumbi+west · · Score: 1

    How, exactly, am I locked in on my Apple. I can open up the CLI, use my favorite package manager and get most any tool I want, edit the config files for my servers, write my own software. What, exactly, am I locked into?

  265. Re:Not again... by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 1

    I'm kinda at a loss here. Who wants to "afford" a Mac?

    I don't use Apple products because they were very late to do anything about gaming. It still sucks at embracing gaming especially with legacy games.

    This whole Mac red herring is kinda idiotic to the point that win 8 sucks.

    I can "afford" a Mac. I'll never buy one. Well, I might buy one if the Steam effort in Linux fails, Win 8 becomes the only windows, and Mac becomes the gaming system of the planet.

    Till then I'll stick with XP.

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  266. It's about the walled garden by DL117 · · Score: 1

    At first, I hated Windows 8 because of the "fuck desktops, you're gonna use a tablet!" interface. Now I hate it for a much bigger reason.

    Metro Apps, which Microsoft refers to as "modern" and intends to replace desktop apps, are only available through Microsoft's walled Windows Store. This could put an end to, and Microsoft intends it to put an end to, both free and Free software. It's an anti-consumer powergrab.

  267. Re:Not again... by DoctorBit · · Score: 2

    This is the first time I feel like I understand Microsoft's motives in the Windows 8 fiasco. Until I'd read your comment I'd been thinking along the lines of: Microsoft doesn't want to pay for long-term development of both PC and Phone operating systems, so to save long-term development costs, they're creating an OS that will work on both hardware platforms. That line of thought never really made sense to me because Microsoft makes money only on Windows and Office, but they continually spend huge amounts developing other code that has never and probably will never make them any money. Why would they suddenly become so stingy when it comes to making separate user interfaces for PC and Phone, especially when they are risking alienating virtually their entire customer base?

    Now I get it. This isn't about coercing customers into using a cheaply-developed UI, to save Microsoft money. It's about (possibly illegally) leveraging the Windows monopoly to coerce independent developers into creating Phone-compatible apps - thereby potentially expanding Microsoft's monopoly into another line of business. It's all about "developers, developers, developers!" and to hell with "users, users, users". Ballmer is betting his company on this - and possibly risking another antitrust action.

  268. Re:Not again... by KingMotley · · Score: 0

    And the third feature is, what, the Windows Store? How is that a feature? Why do I need a marketplace on my desktop? It's an Operating System...

    So you have a common place to both find and update applications from a trusted source, rather than www.coolutility.ru?

    Has MS Paint been upgraded to something Photoshop like?

    It's an Operating System... Perhaps you should look in the Windows Store for one you would like better.

    Has the Image Viewer been redesigned to have more features / work with more formats?

    It's an Operating System... Perhaps you should look in the Windows Store if you don't like the built-in one.

    Has the CD / DVD / BluRay software been upgraded to something more useful?

    It's an Operating System... Again, that is an application, perhaps you should check out the Windows Store for an application you might prefer.

    How about the creation and extraction of archives?

    It's an Operating System... This is getting pretty old.

    Backup and restore?

    Why yes, but if you want, you can also check out the Windows Store...

    Has the Media Player been rewritten to be less annoying, something approaching WinAmp in terms of usefulness?

    It's an Operating System... And WinAmp sucks.

    How about its support for codecs? Both old ones and new ones. Subtitles.

    Yes, the operating system supports all the APIs necessary to support any 3rd part codec. Exactly what an Operating System should do.

    Have they implemented 'Admin Command Line' here as a standard option?

    Yes, two of them in fact.

    How about video transcoding?

    It's an Operating System...

    A PDF viewer that doesn't make people spit tacks?

    It's an Operating System...

  269. Re:Not again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The video is only for dumb shits who couldn't figure it out on their own. We know which camp you sit in.

  270. He Didn't Try Hard Enough by ffejie · · Score: 1

    He brings up a lot of good points. To be fair, there are a lot of UI changes in the new OS, and many are not "Conveyed" well (to use his language). However, I feel like he really didn't give the OS a chance. He openly admits he didn't figure out how to do certain things. He says he doesn't know how to close apps in the Metro UI. He says he couldn't figure out how to easily open up Control Panel. Um, hit start, start typing "control panel" and it pops right up.

    Come on. It's different, but it's not impossible to use, not by a long stretch.

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    1. Re:He Didn't Try Hard Enough by ffejie · · Score: 1

      Nevermind. Spoiler: at the end he says he spent THIRTY MINUTES with the OS. Give me a break. He brags about learning Linux when Slackware was the most user friendly OS. You think he learned that in 30 minutes? You really need to be able to sit down for a few hours to give an OS a fair shake, potentially much longer. Is this ideal for Mom and Pop, who get their new machine? Absolutely not, and some tweaks are necessary to make this OS a bit easier for those making the transition. But there is no way this guy should be taken seriously until he spends a couple of days with the OS and learns the ins and outs.

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  271. New OS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Need to learn a new OS? Time to switch to Linux or OSX.

  272. Re:Not again... by RyanFenton · · Score: 1

    I don't understand it.

    Windows 8 is just Windows 7 PLUS metro.

    And a [spam]* sandwich is just a sandwich with [spam] as an ingredient. I won't eat a sandwich I suspect has [spam] in it, or smells of [spam]. I raise my eyebrows hearing so many people arguing that "you can hardly notice the [spam]", and "Mmm, mmm - you really got to try this, it's really great [spam]" in cases like these. I'm sure there really are some people who really like [spam], but it's not something anyone I've met would prefer over any other ingredient, given the choice.

    *censored for increased Montey Python reference rating.

    Ryan Fenton

  273. Re:Not again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Two problems with your arguments:

    1. Why pay money for "Windows 7 PLUS Metro", when Metro feels like a minus?

    2. If people do buy Windows 8 and turn off Metro, Microsoft may use their sales data to assume people like Metro and start removing Windows 7.

  274. Re:Not again... by KingMotley · · Score: 1

    I think you'll find that over the next couple of versions, that the 'classic' interface disappears or has reduced functionality. Anyone think this is not gong to happen?

    Yes, I think that is not going to happen. I do expect a few other changes however, like the Windows Store to expand it's reach so that it covers more desktop applications (and the accompanying updates to the app).

  275. Re:Not again... by Dracos · · Score: 2

    And the thing everyone needs to remember is that no previous version of windows used the screen corners as a UI trigger. It's simply not expected: there's no visual cue in the corners to indicate that they cause something to happen. Not much different than if win95 had shipped with no task bar, but the 80x20 pixel block 4 pixels up and to the right of the bottom left corner was still the start button. Who would know to click there?

    Win8 defenestrates most windows usability conventions, and on top of that doesn't express itself very well, if it bothers to at all. People know to click on buttons because they look like physical buttons, they have depth. Metro is just a Wall of quasi-meaningful white shapes (with little to no context) floating on colored boards.

  276. Re:Not again... by Dracos · · Score: 1

    This is the main reason I hate 7. I don't put anything on that machine because I don't want the hassle of trying to find it later.

  277. Re:Not again... by theedgeofoblivious · · Score: 1

    You misspelled "by".

  278. Re:Not again... by KingMotley · · Score: 1

    Do you demand they move the steering wheel to the other side of the car for you?

  279. Re:Not again... by KingMotley · · Score: 1

    Neither do ACs

  280. Re:Not again... by KingMotley · · Score: 1

    No, he's saying that if you are inflexible, and need the Windows 7 look and feel, you can still do so through 3rd party software. The rest of us can actually adapt just fine.

  281. Re:Not again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Users of the best keyboard ever produced can simply press Crtl+Esc.

    And that's at all intuitive?

    Please don't tell me "you just have to learn a few more shortcuts". I didn't have to "learn a few shortcuts" to understand that "Start" is the manner by which I start things. "Window" is the way I... um... Window something? Like, throw this rotten UI out the window if I want to get anything done? Wait, no, Ctrl+Esc makes sense in that case, because I want to take control of my system by escaping from Windows 8.

  282. Re:Not again... by epyT-R · · Score: 1

    A child opening a couple of simple apps != an adult doing complex content creation on a workstation with an os designed for creation instead of consumption.

  283. Just look at it by Loki_666 · · Score: 1

    I haven't used it yet. I'm quite leery of it. I really didn't like the idea of ribbon's in office and still have annoyances even after years of working with them.

    But one adapts to these things, even if they are a step backwards, and in some cases they are a step forward.

    The video, even if you take into account irrational bias or whatever, still has some pretty damning comments.

    However, the biggest put off for me is... well... just look at it. Its just plain fugly. As OSes go, its the equivalent of the ugly girl in your class at school. Yes, you remember the one. The one who nobody would ever date, except as part of some nasty dare, which would inevitably leave the poor girl even more depressed. This is Metro... hell, even CDE or windowmaker could look nicer than this. And... can i have a desktop background please? Something that identifies my desktop, personalizes it, shows it as being mine?

    Now, plenty of people have mentioned installing a classic shell program. That's cool. I love things that allow you to customize your desktop, but that is flying in the face of where MS want to go, and as Windows RT, Windows 9, etc are developed further, i imagine this is going to become harder and harder to do.

    For all its faults,Linux is awesome because i can chose the desktop interface of my choice, and customize like crazy. This is what we are losing with Metro and the planned direction for Windows.

  284. Re:Not again... by man_of_mr_e · · Score: 1

    By that logic, nothing would ever change.

    There always has to be a first. For instance, before Windows 95, no other previous version of Windows had had a button to get to your programs.

    Once the initial adjustment period is over, everyone knows that corners are now where things get done, and in 15 more years people will complain about how their corners have been taken away and replaced with a stupid button.

  285. Re:Not again... by oztiks · · Score: 1

    I'm not YT conspiracy theorist but something has to be wrong here....

    http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/8659/screenshotfrom201212211.png

    300 views
    600 likes?
    200 dislikes?

  286. Re:Not again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're on Slashdot, you'll read a 500 page book on database optimization, but 5 minutes of video to understand a new OS interface is waaaay too hard. This site is getting god damned lazy.

    Why want it? Its more secure, its faster, it opens up new use cases on interesting form factors. You know, the kinds of stuff geeks cared about before we started bitching about kerning and what degree of roundness we require in our icon corners.

  287. Re:We're not 3 & 5 yr. old children/blank slat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fuck off, you cock.

  288. Re:Not again... by man_of_mr_e · · Score: 1

    That's false.

    First, if touch gestures annoy you, you can turn them off.

    Second, this is not actually a feature of Windows 8. It's a feature of the Synaptics touch pad drivers for Windows 8 that emulate touch screen gestures. Microsoft did NOT build touch pad support into windows.

    Third, the driver only interprets gestures if you start at the very edge of the touch pad and swipe. You can solve this problem simply by starting your touch movements slightly away from the edge of the touch pad.

    Fourth, THIS IS A FEATURE OF THE SYNAPTICS TOUCHPAD DRIVER AND NOT WINDOWS.

    In case you didn't catch that.

  289. Re:Not again... by crutchy · · Score: 1

    that fish on the desktop made me so horny

  290. Re:Not again... by crutchy · · Score: 0

    when i read your post i imagined some kind of fat homosexual in his mom's basement... and with a name like "Jackie_Chan_Fan" I even started imagining wires coming out of your head plugged in to weird chinese sex toy

  291. Re:Not again... by epyT-R · · Score: 5, Insightful

    For me, the bigger the screen, the more useless it is because the touchpad interface requires larger and larger gestures to get at what's needed.. Remember the windows 2k/xp start menu with its crazy long cascaded menus? No one wants to sort through those. Metro 'start' is like that, only worse because the tiles are huge.

      Most of the complaints in the video link are right on.. It's jarring and mystifying at the same time. Basic functionality should never, ever be hidden. That includes configuration utilities. The whole concept of having two separate interfaces with separate rules is also beyond stupid. The frustration isn't just in figuring it out, it's having to figure out ways to complete the work I need to that actually take longer than it did on previous operating systems.

    What's this trend in attacking 'negativity' as though doing so is a legit argument against what was said? Is this some kind of peer pressure to conform to the head-in-ground masses of ostriches who can't handle reality because they're too weak willed to not take everything personally?

  292. Its here, how best to mitigate damag/deal with it? by RanceJustice · · Score: 1

    Like it or not, Windows 8 is here and it shall be staying. Don't get me wrong, there is a lot to dislike about the OS and keeping a steady stream of criticism (at least mildly constructive) is a good thing, in the hopes that Service Packs and forthcoming versions of Windows will improve it. However, just saying "OMG it sucks, its horrible, its unintuitive etc..." isn't going to change the fact that it is currently the latest version of Windows, the vast majority of new PCs not sold exclusively for business use are going to come with it thus leading to a growing installed base, which all means that developers of Windows software/drivers/etc.. are going to start targeting the "new, up to date" Windows. Criticism is important and the suggestion to move to another OS (preferably Linux) is good advice, but regardless there are still going to be a lot of people using Windows and increasingly its going to be Windows 8 in front of them.

    Thus, I suggest that the power user, developer, and enthusiast community who will have direct or even tangential exposure (ie. All your relatives are going to be looking to you for tech support on their new Win8 PCs purchased during the holiday) should start educating themselves and others on privacy, safety, usability and other configurations, tips and tricks for Windows 8. Providing tutorials for accessing the different features of the UI, Metro features such as the Start Screen's live tiles, how to find certain functions is a great start. Instruction on Secure Boot and UEFI/BIOS features is important for users that wish to install another OS Suggesting additional programs like Start8 or ClassicShell to provide additional functionality or is another benefit. One of the most important issues I feel is that of privacy and security. Win8 has a lot of potential vectors for private information to be shared and it behooves those with the knowledge to show how to configure to protect one's privacy and any trade-offs that may require. For instance, should users turn off SmartScreen within Win8 itself? Create an "old fashioned/offline" user account instead of one linked to their MicrosoftLIVE account? What Live Tiles are safe to use and which send information to unknown 3rd parties or make it available for data mining? Likewise, the Windows Store etc..

    Some will, quite rightly, say that it shouldn't require this sort of analysis and decision making to an OS without being the victim of privacy, security, or just an obtuse UI, but the fact of the matter is this is what we're given to work with in terms of the latest Windows OS. Much like how "Make sure you install Service Packs/updates, Install and use Firefox instead of IE for general use, Install MSE/another antivirus etc..." has always been part of the tenets of preparing and using previous Windows versions in private, secure, easily accessible manners, we're going to need to add some additional steps for Windows 8. Figuring out a relatively simple set of steps meant to help users of Win8 ensure that the OS is efficiently serving their needs is paramount for dealing with it as a part of the market.

    While we provide constructive criticism and offer alternatives such as switching to Linux, we have to deal with having the Windows ecosystem revolve around Windows 8 until (hopefully) an improved, newer variant comes along. Just saying how horrible it is, in and of itself, isn't constructive.

  293. Re:Not again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, the only thing you need to know about the OS is to install Classic Shell and use it to completely bypass Metro and the screen corner crap.

  294. Re:Not again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does CTRL+ESC still bring up the start menu/start screen? Does Shift+F10 still act as a right-click?

    Windows key when pressed alone is easily replaced by CTRL+ESC. Context menu key is easily replaced by Shift+F10. Now your Model M keyboard can still bring up the start menu or a right-click in one action (but still can't do things like Windows Key + X).

  295. Re:Not again... by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

    I'm sure if you want to do the things a three year old wants to do, Windows 8 suffices.
    Nobody thinks Win8 is completely unusable, just that it's a lot less usable than Win7 and other OS'.

    Here's another video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uk2sPl_Z7ZU
    Does this video demonstrate that MS Paint is as good as Photoshop or Gimp?
    I'm sure a three year old could use MS Paint too.

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  296. Re:Not again... by LiquidHAL · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't say that. The metro UI is an unnecessary part of the operating system. Haven't you used a framework or IDE with heaps of features that you mostly don't ever use? I use the third party program pretty much just so the start menu search won't be full screen. Again, that was a minor annoyance that took all of a minute to correct. I just don't understand people harping on this. End result is that it took me 10 minutes to figure out and set up windows 8 to my liking. It does exactly what I need it to do in almost the exact same manor as windows 7, but slightly faster. Not exactly worth the upgrade, but not worth the downgrade/rollback was the case with Vista. The amount of hate being expressed perplexes me.

  297. Re:Not again... by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

    For a weather widget?
    Even my small-screen mobile phone doesn't require the entire screen for a weather widget.

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  298. Re:Not again... by atlasdropperofworlds · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You can shrink the size of the tiles, but I think it would be a disadvantage. I can use a higher mouse sensitivity because I don't have to be anywhere near as precise when I actually click on those tiles. I can completely mitigate the gesture size, and use a mouse sensitivity I like. I see there is also an option to fill my large monitor (settings->show more tiles), which actually gives me an array of 8x12 tiles if I use the smaller setting for each tile - 92 icons I can access without navigating submenus or scrolling on a 2560x1600 monitor. That's actually not bad. I like flat structures, they are fast.

    That said, I rarely have to use the start screen. I stay in desktop mode. I've pinned my commonly used applications, about 15 or so, to the taskbar. I never need to open the start screen to access them. It's how I used 7. The start screen comes in to play when I search, and I now access it using win+F intead of just hitting the windows key.

    I've seen the actual "start" tiled interface a few times this month because I had something specific to do on it. I'm not even trying to avoid, it's just the way I use windows tends to avoid it. I would still prefer to have the old style search back - flat, and tucked down in the lower left, as it should be. In short, the new start screen is not the end of the world. As for gesture size, I don't care, because it's fairly silly to call an OS bad because of that, especially when a highly efficient type-to-launch system is in place. Win7's start menu needs more precise aim, but I never ran into that limitation because I never used my mouse to find and launch programs.

    What I do agree with is that functionality is hidden. The problem with the video is that it claims that the functionality is not there at all first, then says, "actually it's hidden". Hidden is bad, but manageable. All the same shortcut keys work, so for keyboard users like me there's really no difference. The guy didn't even notice that the old windows 7 backup feature is still there, which would have allowed him to restore to an SSD. The video is pretty much completely un-researched, and while it makes one good point - don't hide features - it's a failure in every other sense. The person who made it should be embarrassed. He's also contradicting himself: In the past he claimed Vista was unusable, now he's claiming otherwise.

  299. Re:Not again... by epyT-R · · Score: 2, Informative

    i love how fanboys can declare one OS trash because they've become religious about using 1 or 2 platforms.

    might as well stop reading after this.. You can't pass off a criticism with the assumption that the person making it is deficient or otherwise unqualified. The statement stands on its own or it doesn't.

    1. the 'compatibility crud' is still there. Basically, all that changed was the change from explorer.exe as the shell, and they disabled aero..sorta.

    2. There are all kinds of hotkeys for windows. Many of them are useful, but this one thing is not an excuse for other deficiencies.

    3. a search box is a crutch for a shitty and/or limited interface. It's ok on a tablet or a phone (even that's a stretch because the difference between picking from lists and typing is even larger), but on a desktop it's definitely faster to use the mouse on a gui. Having to click a menu, then hit 'search' then type 'recovery', then back again to click (as he mentioned in the video) is positively the WORST way to do this. With all the search boxes these days, I'd rather just have a full screen terminal again. It's more powerful and requires less guess work about what you're supposed to type!

    4. that's right.. trash is something that doesn't work. Windows 8 doesn't work for all but the simplest of tasks, the kinds of things that could be done with a tablet, media player, or a tracfone. Again, the video is right, the desktop is not about media consumption, it's about content creation. Consumption is a sideline use. Thus windows 8 is trash.

    5. the task manager is improved? it's worthless. They've been dumbing it down since windows 2000. Now it's gotten to the point where the default screen shows nothing..literally nothing.. just a blank window. The rest of the tabs are seriously short on information.. The task manager is supposed to give you a top down view of ALL processes running on your computer. Deliberately hiding certain classes and details makes it worse than useless because it's deliberately bad at doing what it's supposed to do. the icing on the cake is that getting at what info is there requires even more clicks than before.

  300. Fun to watch, and misses two fundamental points by holophrastic · · Score: 1

    That's why he's so frustrated, he's missed a big issue. As a fellow computer-literate-expert-for-decades-with-grandparents I know the dream of making computer use easier for grandparents. And I also know that things like creating an installation disc are important and vital things that need to be done on every computer.

    Here's what he missed. Windows 8 does one big thing really really fundamentally. It wasn't required, and it could have been subtle, but it's not. It's done as a fundamental core element. Windows 8 divides users into two classes -- user and support. Cheerleader and IT geek.

    For any given task, simply ask: "is this a task for a cheerleader or for an IT guy?" Then it all makes sense. Creating an installation disc? IT guy. Identifying apps by iconic representation? IT guy. Identifying apps by their content? Cheerleader. Knowing how to get to a particular setting? IT guy. Knowing how to close an app? Guess what, you need never close them. Real people don't leave rooms, they enter other rooms.

    This particular it geek is frustrated by the configuration of his logitech/acer touchpad. As though that can't be adjusted. He's upset that he didn't know the command to create an instal disc. As though decades of regedit didn't prepare him for under-the-hood maintenance.

    Windows 8 does a fantastic job of letting dumb users -- e.g. my grandparents -- figure things out in a way that doesn't get them into trouble. And it does a fantastic job of letting expert IT admins access areas that are effectively hidden from the dumb user. Just like my car has a "check engine" light, and my mechanic knows what it means with a simple tool. I don't.

    Icons have been fun. And the whole concept of icons was to replace a wealth of information with a small object for space-conservation. Tiles are super-nice for anyone who already knows what their own tiles mean. Sure it's not obvious to someone looking for the first time. But why am I using my own computer for the first time? It's mine, I'm using it thirty times a day. Ramp up the learning curve, and let me benefit from it being mine.

    But hey, like every time, I've got the patience. In six months there'll be a teeny tiny service pack that adjusts three defaults, and this same guy will swing the other way saying that it's the best thing in the world and credit the service pack for having changed a few defaults.

    My advice to the frustrated computer expert? Read the manual. Don't go in blind and expert to know how to generate an install disc. The default configuration is for the dumb user -- which makes sense because expert users can change defaults, whereas dumb users can't. It's that simple.

    1. Re:Fun to watch, and misses two fundamental points by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't have to re-learn how to drive a car or ride a bicycle every model year.

      Nor should you have to completely relearn how to use a computer when Microsoft decides to consolidate their R&D and put one poorly-designed user interface on everything from 4" touchscreen phones to 30" mouse-driven PCs.

      Microsoft has a history of doing this. Remember Windows Mobile? I had an old Motorola MPX220 phone that had Windows Mobile. It was simple Windows for PC scaled down to a 1.5" non-touchscreen phone. It was like using a PC without a mouse on a 1.5" screen. It was an epic failure that meant Microsoft would not have a significant or meaningful presence in the mobile device market.

      Enter 2012, and they do just the converse. They took their poorly-designed phone interface and simple scaled it up to the size of a Desktop PC to make an even worse user experience.

      You seem to think that the management of user permissions in such a way that makes clumsily fumbling around in the dark wearing a straight jacket is at least "safe" for the computer, while ignoring the fundamental mission of a user interface, is okay.

  301. Re:Not again... by epyT-R · · Score: 1

    reminds me of the early kde4 builds.. that charm thing was retarded.

  302. Re:Not again... by epyT-R · · Score: 1

    1. not if you're doing more than one thing at a time with a monitor on a desk. holding your hands up like that is about as unergonomic as it gets. having to switch between that and the keyboard is even worse.
    2. not if you're playing an FPS game that requires aim tighter than "somewhere within 90degrees of the target"
    3. not if you're actually producing content that involves more than a simple text editor.

  303. Re:Not again... by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

    Is windows 8 usable out of the box?

    It's an Operating System... Perhaps you should look in the Windows Store.

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  304. Re:Not again... by epyT-R · · Score: 1

    The problem is having two different interfaces competing for your attention the whole time you're working. That is not the same thing as occasionally hitting the maximize button.

  305. Re:Not again... by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

    Don't mistake being brainwashed with being a shill.
    There ARE people out there who genuinely like Microsoft, just as there probably ARE people out there who get arroused by the goatse picture.

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  306. One of the reasons to get it ... by dreddsc · · Score: 1

    The only reason to upgrade to 8 (except if you need to make Metro Apps) is if you don't have Windows 7 and you want to get a similar OS for 30 euros (until Jan 31). The interesting part is, they didn't even verify if I had a legal version of Windows XP when I upgraded. In the email, they didn't even say that I bought the upgrade. They said "here's the Windows 8 Pro product key, enjoy."

  307. Re:Not again... by symbolset · · Score: 1

    Yeah that's exactly it. Windows 8 is just too great for dumb humans.

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  308. Re:Not again... by epyT-R · · Score: 1

    He means when you're selecting something.... ..way to misrepresent his statement.

  309. Re:Not again... by symbolset · · Score: 1

    Wait. The tablet doesn't even do dual screens? What is the HDMI port for?

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  310. Re:Not again... by epyT-R · · Score: 1

    Except that on windows 7 you don't have two interfaces with different rules competing for your attention. It wasn't just that the weather app was full screen, it was that it went fullscreen unexpectedly because metro took over when it decided his mouse movements were swipes. Metro should've been an install or control panel option... Metro or explorer. choose.

  311. Re:Not again... by epyT-R · · Score: 1

    There are plenty of shortcuts in previous windows as well. Of course that wasn't really what he was talking about. It's switching between touch/mouse and keyboard that's time consuming and frustrating. A good gui will minimize this.

    Metro reminds me of playing superman 64 on N64. How many rings would you like to fly through today to get where you're going?

  312. Re:Not again... by 21mhz · · Score: 1

    There are plenty of shortcuts in previous windows as well. Of course that wasn't really what he was talking about. It's switching between touch/mouse and keyboard that's time consuming and frustrating.

    If you use shortcuts, there is no switching. There wasn't before, there isn't now.
    With touch, it's arguably more convenient and intuitive to do certain things on the screen than it is with the mouse.
    I don't get what people are complaining about, except that it's CHAAANGE!

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  313. Re:Not again... by WaffleMonster · · Score: 1

    You seem to be confused between Windows RT and Windows 8, the latter (which is what we are talking about) does not have the attributes you describe.

    Unless the application your using is a windows rt app then it has those exact attributes.

  314. Re:Not again... by dbIII · · Score: 1

    Actually that would be nice. I'd go for Win8 if it had multiple desktops like every sane window manager since twm (1988?). Even my phone has multiple desktops.

  315. Re:Not again... by epyT-R · · Score: 1

    So you have a common place to both find and update applications from a trusted source, rather than www.coolutility.ru?

    define trust? I can guarantee that the most empowering 'cool utils' will never find their way onto the store because they will directly compete with some obtuse middleman business strategy.

    The rest of your post avoids the point.. If none of those things are updated, then why the hell should we upgrade the OS at all? The 'windows store' is hardly interesting or consumer friendly, nor does it require a new OS. If anything it's consumer hostile. You'll never find the best of anything on a walled garden system because it takes extra effort to get your app published there, and, even if posted, it could be revoked anytime. Most programmers writing software that's not intended as fly paper for more user money won't want to bother. Their users know how to open zip files or run setup.exe, so why pay the 30%? Then there's the DRM crapola, including after purchase app revocations and such.. yeah no thanks. app stores suck.

  316. Re:Not again... by epyT-R · · Score: 1

    If you have to do that the interface has already failed. Ideally speaking you shouldn't have to search for anything on a gui. Ever. slapping search boxes all over everything like they did with windows 8 just proves how bad the design is. This is ok for input constrained devices, but not desktop computers.

  317. Re:Not again... by epyT-R · · Score: 1

    Except this is irritating.. I'd rather just go to ONE corner that has a little menu that pops up, allowing me to go anywhere I want to go today.. Seriously, that's all that's needed.

  318. Re:Not again... by WaffleMonster · · Score: 1

    There are definite improvements over windows 7, even if they are minor. So in general, if all you want is an incremental improvement over windows 7, you can use it just like that.

    With price of DRAM the way they are if you want to improve the performance of your windows 7 computer buying a couple more gigs it will get you more value for your buck without the unwelcomed nonsense.

    No one is forcing you to use metro for all your apps.

    If you run a metro app you are forced to use metro. Metro apps cannot run within the desktop. If metro really is "the future" of Windows then your "choice" will in fact be forcibly curtailed at some point.

    So yeah, windows 8 is less than ideal in that some settings screens take you to a metro interface (but you could live without them), and metro itself is horrible, but if you use it just like windows 7 and all versions before that, it still works fine.

    Another stick of ram seems like a better deal to me. All of this apologizing... if you do x then it aint so bad is really quite telling. Why waste your money on a bad experience and then have to waste your time working to mitigate? What is the point?

  319. Re:Not again... by epyT-R · · Score: 1

    because if I don't want to use 'apps' then why do I have to keep looking at 'metro' and be subjected to its flagrantly different tablet derived interface design every time I want to start a program? Compared with a little menu in the lower left, the 'experience' is obtuse. Apps as desktop widgets I could understand (though I never used that either in vista/7), but this is a whole new level of stupid.

  320. Re:Not again... by epyT-R · · Score: 1

    1. Complaints != lack of understanding or lack of ability to learn
    2. The default should be sane such that most users can be as efficient as possible with only minimal tweaking. explorer shell was a lot closer to this than pretty much anything else.
    3. Guessing at what one should type into a search box is a horrible design. With a gui the whole point is to minimize typing arcane commands (or in this case, arcane searches) into a terminal.. Actually, metro is worse than that because it's neither a good UI nor a good terminal. It's a tablet UI! Having to switch between typing and clicking all the time, whenever what you're looking for isn't exposed, is retarded.
    4. It's not about knowledge. It's about workflow. With enough time and 'knowledge', one could get all his work done in microsoft bob, but that doesn't mean it's suddenly the best way to do things.

  321. Re:Not again... by WaffleMonster · · Score: 1

    So you have a common place to both find and update applications from a trusted source, rather than www.coolutility.ru?

    Props to our Russian friends serving up those IOS images amoung other goodies.

    What I never understood if Metro apps are isolated what does it matter who the app came from? Can't the OS frigging protect itself using policy determined by the user? Also I fail to understand how anyone even with the most vigorous testing ensure safety of applications? You can't..it is just impossible unless the OS has the ability to isolate and enforce access controls.

    I mean MS can't even pay their own programmers to write safe applications after spending billions on secure development.

    Finally there is a difference between providing an option to buy something from the store and forcing everyone to use the store because there is no other way to install any applications.

    It's an Operating System...
    It's an Operating System...
    It's an Operating System...
    It's an Operating System...

    There is a lot of extraneous shit included standard with operating systems these days. These things provide the user value. It does not seem to be out of line to ask these questions especially considering the other major general purpose operating systems bundle these things and often a whole lot more.

  322. Nonsense modded up, as usual by 21mhz · · Score: 1

    Microsoft needs to destroy Android or they will lose their monopoly pricing power,

    They don't have anything like "monopoly pricing power" in the markets where Android is relevant, i.e. on mobile devices not intended for serious work.

    If the users see desktop first there's no reason for Metro apps to be developed, and with no applications, no reason to by WinPho.

    It may come as a shock to you, but there are already users of Metro UI on tablets and phones where it works rather well, regardless of how Windows 8 feels to all kinds of change-averse people. You may hate Microsoft as you like, just don't try to pass this for market analysis. Or why the heck not, this is Slashdot.

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  323. Re:Not again... by epyT-R · · Score: 1

    1. more secure than what? every version of windows gets hacked to ribbons even before RTM comes out. Long ago I assume that all windows machines are full of holes by default when I use them. I've been right every time.
    2. It's marginally faster than 7, but not so much that I'm willing to give up a useful environment.. In fact, even if windows 7 was dogshit slow compared to 8, I'd still use it.
    3. 'interesting use cases' that are not the desktop computer I'm running it on! so who gives a shit? Would you run an embedded OS designed for home automation on your desktop computer as your productivity environment? why not? Oh right, it's designed to control and automate house equipment, which is great and interesting if that's what you're doing with your hardware, but not much else.

    Fact is watching video for gathering how-to information is slow as hell. Reading, or learning intuitively (which is what's supposed to be the method on a good UI design) are both far more efficient.

  324. Re:Not again... by WaffleMonster · · Score: 1

    I'm not YT conspiracy theorist but something has to be wrong here....

    http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/8659/screenshotfrom201212211.png

    300 views
    600 likes?
    200 dislikes?

    If I was not feeling particularly lazy I would post a youtube link to none other than Alex Jones (who is a certified conspiracy theorist) explaining technical reasons for inconsistancies in the view counters.

    The weirdness is due to "distributed systems" following one of those "eventually consistant" memes.

  325. Microsoft? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are they still in business?

  326. Re:Not again... by PCM2 · · Score: 1

    But the UI is basically exactly the same as it was in Windows 7. Everything pretty much works the same.

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  327. Re:Not again... by blind+biker · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I got used to the new start screen - it's not _that_ bad, no worse than hunting through menus to find what you're looking for, and actually better in that you can just start typing the name of a program and it comes up in the search. Or you can type the name of a control panel applet or setting, and that works too.

    What if you don't remember the name of that control panel applet? What if you don't know the application's name, but would otherwise find it if you could browse through menus?

    "Just typing the name" of some computer program or appet can be horribly inconvenient.

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  328. Re:Not again... by adolf · · Score: 1, Troll

    What's this trend in attacking 'negativity' as though doing so is a legit argument against what was said? Is this some kind of peer pressure to conform to the head-in-ground masses of ostriches who can't handle reality because they're too weak willed to not take everything personally?

    We're a kinder, softer, and somewhat more squishy generation. Name-calling is forbidden, and making fun of someone's work doubly so.

    It doesn't matter if little Timmy's science project is an abomination that only serves to display how little he knows about the subject, but only that Timmy tried. Trying is good enough.

    There are no winners, and no losers. No reward for being the best at something, and no detriment for being the worst, but just the same mediocre praise...as long as they tried.

    So, any expressed negativity can only serve one purpose: To hurt someone's feelings. And feelings are what's really important.*

    Why are you so mean? Can't you see that they tried?

    (* Yes, this is non-requiter, but then so is reality.)

  329. Re:merto apps need to be able to run in a window / by epyT-R · · Score: 1

    right.. then you have tons of annoying context switching between metro and the desktop whenever you want to start any new programs.. just give me a damn little menu already.. all this flickering flashing gesturing bs is counterproductive.

  330. Re:Not again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Remember the windows 2k/xp start menu with its crazy long cascaded menus? No one wants to sort through those.

    Wrong! Having all menu items in front of you sorted alphabetically is much, MUCH, easier to navigate than the tiny scrollable list the Vista/7 introduced for the "All Programs" menu. And NO, typing the name of the program you want in the search box is not easier or faster than clicking a menu item in XP.

  331. And You Think IBM Pooched OS/2? by RudyHartmann · · Score: 1

    Seriously. I always thought the press was unfair on IBM for the whole OS/2 debacle. OS/2 actually worked good, till MS decided to kill it with good anti-marketing. IBM helped kill it themselves with their ad campaign stating that OS/2 "obliterated" your software. Oh, I guess the karma thing is coming back on Microsoft now. Instead of Charlie Chaplin friendly ads, there are ones showing me how stupid I am because a 3 year old can do Windows 8. Really? I think MS obliterated my software. Seriously.

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  332. Re:Not again... by TheLink · · Score: 1

    For instance, before Windows 95, no other previous version of Windows had had a button to get to your programs.

    Exactly! Can't you even see the difference? With Windows 95 there's a frigging new BUTTON on the screen. So you click on it, and certain stuff happens. Even though people found it amusing/strange that to shutdown you have to click on the "Start" button, it didn't really matter - new users can see the button and click on it.

    With these corners you don't see anything.

    The shills say "just use the search to launch programs". Hey if you have a user interface where you can only have one main foreground app, you don't get many clues, and it works better if you already know the names of the programs you want, then the interface is not much better than a frigging Unix CLI.

    By that logic, nothing would ever change.

    Who is asking for no change? I want real IMPROVEMENTS not step backwards or cosmetic crap. Interfaces should augment humans so that they can do way more than they'd otherwise be able to.

    Any crappy OS can run one program at a time. A good OS can efficiently run from one to very very many programs at a time.

    Similarly any crappy UI can help a user manage one task/program at a time, but a good UI allows users to easily do one task and far far more.

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  333. Re:Its here, how best to mitigate damag/deal with by WaffleMonster · · Score: 1

    Like it or not, Windows 8 is here and it shall be staying. Don't get me wrong, there is a lot to dislike about the OS and keeping a steady stream of criticism (at least mildly constructive) is a good thing, in the hopes that Service Packs and forthcoming versions of Windows will improve it. However, just saying "OMG it sucks, its horrible, its unintuitive etc..." isn't going to change the fact that it is currently the latest version of Windows

    I don't mean to sound rude but aint that like saying yellow is still yellow even if you happen to think yellow is a shit color? What information is being conveyed with such statements?

    Thus, I suggest that the power user, developer, and enthusiast community who will have direct or even tangential exposure (ie. All your relatives are going to be looking to you for tech support on their new Win8 PCs purchased during the holiday) should start educating themselves and others on privacy, safety, usability and other configurations, tips and tricks for Windows 8.

    When people ask me what I think of windows 8 I recommend against upgrading.

    When people who have windows 8 express displeasure I tell them how to contact the vendor of their new PC to obtain a "downgrade" to Windows 7.

    The few people who care about what I think are now happy campers.

    Win8 has a lot of potential vectors for private information to be shared and it behooves those with the knowledge to show how to configure to protect one's privacy and any trade-offs that may require. For instance, should users turn off SmartScreen within Win8 itself? Create an "old fashioned/offline" user account instead of one linked to their MicrosoftLIVE account? What Live Tiles are safe to use and which send information to unknown 3rd parties or make it available for data mining? Likewise, the Windows Store etc..

    Or you could just install windows 7.

    What Live Tiles are safe to use and which send information to unknown 3rd parties or make it available for data mining? Likewise, the Windows Store etc..

    Trick question.

    Some will, quite rightly, say that it shouldn't require this sort of analysis and decision making to an OS without being the victim of privacy, security, or just an obtuse UI, but the fact of the matter is this is what we're given to work with in terms of the latest Windows OS.

    The fact of the matter is Microsoft is a business and its survival is tied to customers purchasing products. The defeatist additude you are powerless and have no other choices is both incorrect and self-reinforcing.

    There is no more powerful driver in business than voting with your dollar.

    Windows 8 is not about imparting any new value on the customer. It is about CPR on tablet and phone market share. It is about a boiling frog approach to a closed app store model where all execution must be currated and approved by MS with hands in the cookie jar at every step. It is about epic leaks of data and privacy. It is about monitizing everything possible... even the shit metro apps that come with windows have ads with content downloaded from the Internet.

    If you don't like all the bullshit you have a choice. If enough people fail to exercise their choice it will in fact vaporize.

    For example the movie industry would like nothing better than to kill off DVDs and force everyone upgrade to blueray. Why don't they?

  334. Re:Not again... by man_of_mr_e · · Score: 1

    Except of course, when you first log in to Windows 8, it plays a 2 minute animation in which it TELLS YOU TO GO TO THE CORNERS FOR FUNCTIONALITY.

    In both cases, Windows tells you what to do, but for some unknown reason, people that have never used it want to complain about something that the OS itself tells how to do.

  335. Re:Not again... by adolf · · Score: 1

    Eggnog!

    I forgot about the fucking EGGNOG!

    It's Christmas time, and all the while I've been drinking samplers of good, cheap beer and completely oblivious to the fact that there are mountains of eggnog at the store right next to the booze section.

    Thanks for reminding me. Now I know how my Friday is going to turn out, and it is good.

  336. Re:Not again... by Big+Hairy+Ian · · Score: 1
    FFS the only people I've heard winging are people who only ever try any version of Windows for 1/2 an hour so they could say they tried it and didn't like it. It's been out for nearly 2 Months now and the only complaint I've had from anybody whose upgraded is "How do I get the Porn off my start page?" because in the metro interface the Media player option was set to give a thumbnail preview of what you were last watching by default. :)

    Also if its so crap why is the linux community starting to emulate it?

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  337. Re:Not again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now, I swear I've heard that complaint before. Where was it... ah, yes! Of course, how silly of me. That's the exact same complaint I heard from people when I tried to convince them to use Linux!

    You think Desktop Linux has significant marketshare? Even compared to Windows 8?

    If you don't then I don't see the point of your entire post.

  338. Re:Not again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about asking the 3-year-old to play a game of Solitaire when using a vanilla installation of Windows 8? mm-hmm, thought not. Signed in as an AC to save my mods... /andrewa

  339. "Window" instead of "Windows" worries me. by czernabog · · Score: 1

    When I masturbate, I like to open at least two and up to four different porno videos and tile them over my screen, so that I can get most visual stimulation at once. Will I be able to do this in Window 8? It seems to devote all screen real state to only one application at a time.

  340. Re:Not again... by DarwinSurvivor · · Score: 1

    Playing movies on your TV, that's pretty much the ONLY use for it since there's no way to control a mouse on the secondary display.

  341. Re:Not again... by DarwinSurvivor · · Score: 1

    I HIGHLY doubt the synaptics touch driver turns a right-swipe into a "switch applications" key-code, it generates a "right swipe" event which Windows then turns INTO a "switch applications" event.

  342. Re:Not again... by DarwinSurvivor · · Score: 1

    Like having no visual distinguisher between clickable items and informationals/decorations.

    It's not the first time Microsoft fucked that one up. Remember the "icon button" in Office 2007 which replaced the "file" menu? If I recall correctly, they had to release an update for office that added a "light gleam" animation to the "icon button" so that people would realize it was actually a fucking BUTTON and not just a decorative logo.

  343. Re:Not again... by DarwinSurvivor · · Score: 1

    You can't touch type on a touch screen

    No shit, you can't touch type on a touch mouse either. It's called a touch screen because you interact by touching it, you'd have to be pretty defective to even think that the concept of touch typing would work on a touch screen.

    That was part of his sig....

  344. Re:Not again... by DarwinSurvivor · · Score: 1

    There's nothing wrong with customizing your work environment, but the default environment should be at least USABLE or alternatives offered. For instance, if you don't like Gnome 3, pick a distro that uses KDE, Unity, XFCE, etc. What's really stupid is when people say "There is nothing wrong with Windows 8 if you spend hours making it not behave like Windows 8".

  345. Re:Not again... by DarwinSurvivor · · Score: 1

    There's a difference between "all Microsoft posts are positive posts." and "all posts are positive Microsoft posts".

  346. Re:Not again... by Funksaw · · Score: 1

    As it turns out, this account was my personal account made back in the 1990s. But in 2006, I took a job with NetQoS, and created a new account, boyko.at.netqos - to submit stories to slashdot (Basically, I wanted to make sure that Slashdot's editors knew my affiliations). When NetQoS was bought out by CA, I left the company, and left the account. So that's why you don't see a lot of activity on this account.

  347. Re:Not again... by narcc · · Score: 1

    and goes out of its way to hinder any task you vainly hope to complete whilst using this abomination of an OS

    Okay, I'll bite. It what way does it "hinder any task". Does it jump out and steal your keyboard or something? Does clippy interrupt your session to make crude jokes about your mom? Does the 5-minute learning curve make you feel so bad about yourself than you have difficulty focusing?

  348. Re:Not again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I got used to the new start screen - it's not _that_ bad, no worse than hunting through menus to find what you're looking for, and actually better in that you can just start typing the name of a program and it comes up in the search. Or you can type the name of a control panel applet or setting, and that works too.

    Not sure what you're getting at here. You can do that with the Windows 7 start menu as well, except in Windows 7 it's faster, more intuitive, more comprehensive and it doesn't take up the entire screen.

  349. Re:Not again... by narcc · · Score: 2

    What if you don't remember the name of that control panel applet?

    Try typing "control panel"?

    Too obvious?

    What if you don't know the application's name, but would otherwise find it if you could browse through menus?

    Then just browse through. You can do that, you know. Swipe up or right-click on the start screen and select "All Apps" -- you'll find control panel under "Windows System"

    You can even go classic in control panel by switching from Category view to " Small icons" or the "Large icons" view.

    Windows 8 isn't all that different from 7 -- just a stupid start menu with it's own special apps. You'll get used to or get over it pretty quickly. Of course, you could always skip this release and hope that Metro goes away. (I figure if MS doesn't change their Apple-like restrictions on Metro apps, it'll die in a version or two.)

  350. How To close Metro Applications{Beware dead Link} by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your video link doesn't work.

  351. Is there a transcript? by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

    I don't have much of an attention span at the moment, and 23 minutes 43 seconds is too long to watch stuff whoosh about a screen with annoying sound effects and a voiceover in an impenetrable accent.

  352. its like working with the church by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The windows ribbon was like having to give the give the priest a blowjob to avoid detention.
    Windows 8 is the act of sodomy that you endure to stop the video of the first act being released.

  353. Maybe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People love the Metro window.
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKbtBuz_uJk

  354. I can't get stuff done on most OS by loufoque · · Score: 1

    I personally can't get stuff done on most operating systems: be it windows 8, windows 7 or mac os x. The lack of control and conveyance is just so frustrating.

    The only operating system I find usable is Linux. It appears to be the only system designed for productive use.

    1. Re:I can't get stuff done on most OS by neminem · · Score: 1

      Luls. I agree agree with you, except for the last bit.

      http://www.deadtroll.com/index2.html?/video/ossuckscable.html

      Written like 10ish years ago... still just as true. Possibly even more so.

  355. Re:Not again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does it play that animation for every new person that uses it? Or just once for every new user account? Person != account. Especially if someone else does the "upgrade" to Windows 8.

    The Windows 95 button is there for every person.

  356. Re:Not again... by Outtascope · · Score: 2

    it's arguably more convient and intuitive to do certain things on the screen than it is with the mouse

    SERIOUSLY arguable. I can't find a singe use case in MY workflow where touch on the screen (for a workstation) works better than a mouse. There are no tool tips for context information. The contact point is far less precise. I haven't seen how selecting text for copy and paste works on Win8, but for all the other touch interfaces, f-me. Now touch works great for mobile devices where a mouse just isn't practical or logical. I have no complaints about going this route for mobile. But jamming a mobile interface down my throat for my desktop is not going to garner you any sales with me.

    I don't get what people are complaining about, except that it's CHAAANGE!

    That is like arguing that "GMC Sierra owners are only complaining about the new Corvettes they have been issued because it's CHAAANGE". Yes, the bitching is about change. A Corvette may be a significantly faster vehicle that can pull 1.02g on the skid pad, but you are NEVER going to haul a load of firewood in it. Change is relevant. What am I supposed to do, switch from being a lumberjack to a race car driver? Who gave GM that much control over my life?

    I have been a Microsoft basher for a loooong time (think wfwg), but Windows 7 finally works the way I want it to. It is finally stable enough and secure enough for me to be happy with it. I transitioned my departmental workstations back from Kubuntu to Windows a year ago May.

    There is no way I'm going to switch to Windows 8's (subjective) usability nightmares. Yes, it is a rant, but you mistake your arrogance as my ignorance.

    A lot of the complaints with the Metro UI are not unique to Metro, they are actually shared by Android (probably by iPad users too but they are cognitively incapable of criticizing Apple) . I would NEVER use an Android device as my primary workstation. I do like Android, I have a tablet below my monitors with ICS on it. But it is an ancillary mobile device, not a primary interface that I spend 10 hours a day working with.

    Your argument about shortcuts is really pretty weak. There are places where shortcuts make more sense. Places where mouse gestures make more sense. On Windows 7, I get to make that choice. On 8, in lots of places that choice has largely been made for me because the mouse interface just doesn't work well with it. You could likewise argue that if they replaced all the fonts with Klingon, that you could still read the screen with a screen reader, like somehow that addresses the fact that I can no longer interact with it in the manner that I find most efficient.

    So am I complaining about change? Yes, I am. You are absolutely correct. Because if it ain't broke, don't fix it. I don't want to deal with UI nightmares every two years, that played a considerable role in my decision to switch back to Windows from Ubuntu. The one thing Windows had going for it was its consistency.

    If these changes were somehow better, OK, I could see your point. But you aren't even arguing that. You are arguing that they don't suck that bad and people should quit whining. Seriously? Do you work in sales?

    If they had released Windows 8 as a mobile platform, and kept a standard version for desktop usage that would be great. But they didn't do that, and there is a reason why. Because Microsoft has never been able to gain any traction with their mobile OS's. By making them a single OS, it should make the transition to Microsoft based mobile devices easier and increase sales. But this is completely flawed logic. Microsoft failed in the mobile space because the Windows paradigm did not work there. Now, instead of addressing the issue, they are just flipping which platform is screwed. Just as pre-8 Windows didn't work on mobile, 8 doesn't work for me and many others on the desktop.

    Hey, if you are happy with it, great, I'm happy for you. We will let the free market choose whether it is a success or not. Wait, what? I can only get that new PC with Windows 8? Really? oh.

  357. Re:Not again... by Mark+Hood · · Score: 3, Funny

    I remember when all this was fields....

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  358. just Maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A review of window 8: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seuQbbFanPg

  359. Re:Not again... by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

    Complaints != lack of understanding or lack of ability to learn

    Considering the complaints are invalid... It's entirely possible it's lack of understanding or inability to learn. However, I believe it to be just plain hate for having to learn something 'different'.

    Guessing at what one should type into a search box is a horrible design

    What guessing? I've tried several variations of typing password management with completely different words and it turns up the same relevant results.

    With a gui the whole point is to minimize typing arcane commands (or in this case, arcane searches) into a terminal.

    I guess you could use three keys to go into the control panel category as opposed to the eight keys I have to press in windows 7 (through the start menu), but lgw was specifically talking about finding something and honestly, finding something is probably better done by the computer than you (I know, terrible to think computers are better at something!).

    Having to switch between typing and clicking all the time,

    I don't know what you're talking about, I use Windows 8 almost exclusively with the keyboard (I find it more efficient and faster - It doesn't suffer the drawbacks windows 7 has with using it exclusively with the keyboard either). The only time I use the mouse is when I'm thrown into desktop mode. But, alternatively, I could also just use the mouse exclusively too, I guess?

    It's not about knowledge. It's about workflow.

    And I got a workflow mostly within 15 minutes of using it. This is all black magic to you, isn't it?

    one could get all his work done in microsoft bob, but that doesn't mean it's suddenly the best way to do things

    I could give you genuine reasons to complain about Windows 8, instead of your vague bullshit. One example is the fact that neither UI is quite 'complete'. There are some things where you are thrown into Modern UI to use when using Desktop mode, and vice versa (for example, when changing specific windows update settings). I find that experience rather jarring and annoying. The idea you have to know two different user interfaces is just a piss take. That would be a genuine reason to complain about Windows 8, not this prissy non-sense that you guys hate on something you state you canâ(TM)t do and yet I can do it.

    Meanwhile, you guys are backing up your opinions with vague statements that hold no grounds to my actual usage of the platform.

    Inspired by lgw:

    Cool story, bros!

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  360. Re:Not again... by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

    When did a command line interface become easier to learn than a UI again?

    That's not command line interface, it's 'search'. Something computers are usually better at than humans.

    You were complaining about being unable to find something quickly, that's how you do it.

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  361. The shills are really out by TheGoodNamesWereGone · · Score: 1

    Metro is clearly a bunch of shit. *Everyone* I know who's tried it says so. I don't know a single business that plans to upgrade to it. W8 may have improvements under the hood that make it superior to 7, but Metro is a regression, plain and simple.

  362. Re:Not again... by jellomizer · · Score: 1

    I have been using it for a while. For the most part it is just like windows 7, the only difference are those Metro-Apps that replace the Dashboard/Widgets and a couple of UI changes, that actually make the OS faster.

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  363. The biggest problem with Windows 8 is... by divisionbyzero · · Score: 1

    it's a hybrid OS that makes enough compromises on both sides to make both mediocre.

  364. Re:Not again... by fredprado · · Score: 3, Informative

    Just RTFA, or in this case watch the video and you will see. Actually you may choose one from the dozens of videos about Windows 8 and you will see. Just to cite a few things:

    - it more than doubles the number of clicks and moves you have to do to perform normal operations,
    - applications (like the weather predictions) keep popping up when you least expect because you made a gesture with your mouse that the horrible horrible UI mistakes as another touch gesture that has nothing to do with what you want to do,
    - you simply cannot find configuration features without knowing the specific keywords, because there are no shortcuts that do not involve typing these specific keywords/ This is something they started with the advanced file search in Windows 7, which is much worse than XPs, but went viral on Windows 8

  365. Re:Not again... by Clockwurk · · Score: 1

    Your inability to use/manage Windows says more about you than it does about Windows.

  366. Yawn! by gtirloni · · Score: 1

    Really, it's getting boring. I'm using Win8 for 2 months now and it works fine... my desktop at work is CentOS and I've been using Fedora for years at home.

    Some people like it. Some people don't. That's life.

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  367. Re:Not again... by Clockwurk · · Score: 1

    Quit making excuses for your failure to comprehend something simple.

  368. I guess he needs help from an expert.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ODFvy1mjoY&feature=player_embedded

  369. Re:Not again... by thoth · · Score: 1

    All the other improvements I can think of, are "under the hood" kernel type stuff regular people aren't going to care about, or be able to make sense of.

    Windows 8 improves ASLR, allows NX non-paged pool driver memory allocations. It introduces some security features like ELAM (well ok, that one might be a double-edge sword that slices the user more than it protects them), etc. There is a new integrity below "low", called "app container", which basically applies to Metro apps and contains them in their sandbox, restrict r/w access to parts of the OS, etc.

    Improvements are there, along with Metro. They just aren't really marketable to normal users.

  370. Re:Not again... by thoth · · Score: 1

    Yes it does. It's the 'metro' interface which has exactly ONE app on screen at any one time (apparently random times too!).

    I was just farting around with my work Win 8 machine, and found you can force a Metro app to share the desktop with desktop apps. I hadn't seen that before.

    I knew you could have 2 metro apps up, splitting the screen 75%-25%, and from there I hit CTRL-ALT-DEL (unfortunately the keyboard I have attached to my Win 8 machine has a busted Windows key, grrrr) and picked "Task Manager". What I got was a desktop taking up 75% of the screen, and my previous Metro app on the rest. It looks weird.

  371. PEBKAC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or it could one of those notorius ID 10 T errors. Or just a shill for open source, we get it you love it, leave us alone and go back to stroking your kernel.

  372. Re:Not again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But metro intrudes at annoying times for various routine tasks.

    Reminds me of Windows XP at my last regular job. I was the guinea pig for testing the "our company platform should be Windows, so let's put the Linux-centric development department on VMware". Apart from the abysmal performance impact when one actually needed to do serious compilations, the surface stayed mostly innocuous. Except for frequent modal dialogs "You pressed Alt for longer than I consider appropriate. Are you handicapped? Should I make the keys stick?" which took quite some moment to get propped away again and then getting the virtual machine back into fullscreen. Now what are the moments where you press Alt and then don't do anything else within a second or two? Right, when you are thinking really hard about something. Just the perfect moment to obliterate the screen with gobbledigook requiring you to get out of fullscreen mode and later back in again.

    I think after a week of getting annoyed and not finding out how to disable this, I looked up the respective info on Google and then found the menu or configuration file where one could get rid of that shit.

    You make it sound like the designer of that feature is still active.

  373. Re:Not again... by jimmyfrank · · Score: 1

    Works great for me, one mans trash is another mans treasure I guess.

  374. I Felt Very Angry! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had a similar experience.

    Background: I am a network architect with 17 years in the industry. I am well familiar with all previous versions of Windows as well as Linux, Solaris, Netware, WindRiver...

    I walked into Costco and up to an HP ~21" touchscreen desktop with mouse. The desktop tiles had a smattering of junk apps, such as Weather and Photos that I was immediately able to touch/click to access. That's OK I guess, but pretty useless for me. I decide to find another application like Calculator or Notepad, surely Windows 8 has Notepad. It took me nearly 3 minutes(literally!) to find the slide in panel with the "start" button on it, but I still couldn't find Notepad. I kept getting the freaking tiles! Surely this thing has Notepad, right? After another full minute of struggle with this computer, I stumbled onto another obscure slide in bar at the bottom that had a small clickable link that produced ALL programs. Literally every icon that would normally have been categorized into program groups and submenus on the old start menu was vomited onto the screen in a hideous full screen entirely full of icons. After perusing this screen for a bit, I was able to pick out Notepad from the cluster.

    That's 4 full minutes for a professional computer user to open Notepad for the first time! Cue the posts about how stupid I am, blah blah blah. But, GUI interfaces are supposed to be intuitive and discoverable. Windows 8 is neither of those things. The Windows 8 interface is an abomination that is as discoverable as the command line, perhaps less so.

    But, it didn't end there. I remembered reading about issues shutting down Windows 8. I set out to shutdown and restart the computer. Despite now knowing how to work the "start menu" and the hidden tool bars, it took me another full minute(60 long seconds) to find the shutdown option! The Windows 8 interface is a complete POS. I couldn't even be bothered to explore it further.

  375. This is about as smart as a box of rocks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hate that idiocy like this gets posted here.

  376. Have they fixed "COPY" yet? by tekrat · · Score: 2

    Disclaimer: I've never used Windows 8. I have however, used every version of Windows (excluding Vista) since Windows 3.11 -- And I'm currently using Windows 7.

    Seriously; anyone. Have they fixed COPY yet? When I drag files from one folder to another, it still does a blind copy. It doesn't check available disk space, it doesn't perform a count of files, the estimated time remaining is still a wild guess, and if there's a problem (such as duplicate file name in target), it still brings up a requestor in the middle of the operation, when I might be busy doing other things.

    It seems to me that a lot of CORE functions of being an "os" are still from the 16-bit days, and when you consider that MS is supposed to be full of relatively bright people, they still manage to create a dumb-as-a-sack-of-bricks Operating System.

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  377. Re:We're not 3 & 5 yr. old children/blank slat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Take your own advice troll.

  378. Re:Not again... by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

    I don't get what people are complaining about, except that it's CHAAANGE!

    Change to actually improve something is good, but this appears to be change for the sake of change, which is nothing but stupid makework shit that makes PHBs feel good and have points to put on their bonus-justifying PowerPoint presentations.

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  379. Re:Not again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, if the interface is designed for a three year old, it'll probably only take two weeks to explain to a co-worker.

  380. Re:Not again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You don't do any of those things any better than a child either. If you did, you'd be rich and famous.

    It's just like Louis Jordan said: "If you're so smart, how come you ain't rich?"

  381. Re:Not again... by KingMotley · · Score: 1

    define trust? I can guarantee that the most empowering 'cool utils' will never find their way onto the store because they will directly compete with some obtuse middleman business strategy.

    What kind of guarantee are you giving? 30 day money back guarantee, or you will commit seppuku in disgrace if you are wrong guarantee? Utilities that have the most interest will always be in the official stores. Niche stuff maybe not so much. That doesn't devalue the need for a central place people can browse, buy, and update the majority of their software from a place they trust to not be intentionally infecting with Trojan horses, key loggers, etc.

    The rest of your post is just rants about you hating the "man", society, and other useless conjecture that goes against proven trends and facts. Sorry you don't like it. Sucks to be you.

  382. Re:Not again... by Hatta · · Score: 1

    Windows 8 is just Windows 7 PLUS metro.

    Window's 8 is just Windows 7 MINUS the start menu PLUS metro.

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  383. Re:Not again... by gsslay · · Score: 1

    and actually better in that you can just start typing the name of a program and it comes up in the search. Or you can type the name of a control panel applet or setting, and that works too.

    And if you don't know the name of the programme or applet? Tough luck, Windows 8 is going to do nothing to help you find it. So you've a quick way of finding something, as long as you have already found it before. Looking for it the first time? Good luck with that.

    No one is forcing you to use metro for all your apps.

    Yes they are. Microsoft has made it impossible to start applications without going back through Metro. Unless you install a third part application that (kind-of) gives you back what Microsoft decided to take away from you. And why did they take it away?? I can't think of a single user-driven reason for this. The user doesn't benefit one bit. The UI doesn't benefit one bit. The only reason that can be sensibly reached is that Microsoft benefits, because it funnels users into Metro whether they like it or not. And once there they are much more likely to purchase Microsoft Apps than if they'd stayed on the desktop. Cos this is what it's all really about. Microsoft wants a app cash-cow just like Apple and Google, and there's no easy way to get that integrated into the existing desktop.

    This is a clear case of crippling the UI in order to maximize follow-on sales and consumption. This is why Microsoft have planted Metro on top on Windows 7, like some 10 tonne tombstone. The conclusion near the end of the video is spot on. Windows 8 is optimized for content consumption, not content production. As someone who is a producer of content, Windows 8 sucks.

  384. Re:Not again... by symbolset · · Score: 1

    Then what is the USB port for?

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  385. Re:Not again... by Runaway1956 · · Score: 2

    The community is emulating the metro thing. I did mention Gnome 3 and Unity, so yes, you are right.

    There is also a large segment of Linux people who DO NOT have any use for a mobile device workspace on a desktop machine. For that reason, we have Cinnamon and Mate, not to mention a half dozen excellent, if less eye-candy intensive desktops that have been around for years, and aren't planning any changes.

    I'm running Linux Mint Debian Edition, with Cinnamon, Mate, Enlightenment, Blackbox, XFCE, FVWM, and Fluxbox all installed. I spend almost all my time on Mate. There was a very slight learning curve on both Cinnamon and Mate. Kinda like going over a speed bump that is almost unnoticeable, but it was there.

    So - despite the fact that "the community" is emulating the Metro thing, there are more than enough of us who despise the whole metro that we have created not one, but TWO new desktop environments, plus we have all those wonderful OLD desktop environments from which to choose.

    This ain't Windows, after all.

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  386. Re:Not again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, he's saying that if you use 3rd party software to suppress ONE change from Windows 7 to Windows 8 then everything is gravy. There are a lot of changes other than the shell. The fact that everyone refuses to recognize the other changes and focus solely on the stupid Metro shell is pathetic. Wouldn't you have to install all kinds of 3rd party software to make any version of linux useable, from the perspective of an average user?

  387. Touch screens can't hover by tepples · · Score: 1

    In single click mode, hover did selection.

    I haven't seen a touch screen that detects the sort of finger proximity without contact that would be required to implement hover. A lot of Slashdot users have supported the early decision not to support SWF on tablets because too many SWFs rely on hover. In Android, one emerging pattern is for a long press to select an item, and then once an item is selected, the context menu replaces the toolbar. But of course, if you have a bunch of items to select, a long press (or even a long hover) on each is likely to take a while.

    1. Re:Touch screens can't hover by The1stImmortal · · Score: 1

      The wacom electronics in the Samsung Note series handle hover with the stylus quite well. Makes browsing certain types of websites a lot easier. But yeah with a finger you're stuck with either multitouch gestures or long presses for additional context.

  388. Re:Not again... by KingMotley · · Score: 1

    There is a lot of extraneous shit included standard with operating systems these days. These things provide the user value. It does not seem to be out of line to ask these questions especially considering the other major general purpose operating systems bundle these things and often a whole lot more.

    Oh, it contains all the stuff he was asking about. He just wants it all differently. Unfortunately, Microsoft really can't do that because they are a monopoly, and they would get sued for it. Mostly from the EU. You want better apps standard in your OS? Write your EU representative and tell them to back the hell off.

    He'll in the EU, they got sued for including IE, and I doubt most of slash dot considers that competitive. They also had to remove media player. Seems like the windows store is a nice way of removing some of that stuff, and offering it as a free download through the windows store. Not a bad idea. Those who don't want it (or are in an oppressive union) don't have to have it, while those that do want it, can get it easily along with any other competing offering. It may not be free, but at least it is distributed the exact same way so it SHOULD avoid lawsuits since the terms are the same.

  389. Re:Not again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're on crack. Breadcrumbs were the best thing to ever happen to Explorer. It makes "up" completely superfluous and worthless.

  390. Re:Not again... by V+for+Vendetta · · Score: 1

    Remember the windows 2k/xp start menu with its crazy long cascaded menus? No one wants to sort through those.

    This was only a mess if a) you didn't organize the "Programs" folder yourself, creating folders like "Tools" and such and b) used the mouse to navigate. For example I have a folder "DevTools", where "Microsoft Visual Studio" resides in. It takes me five keystrokes to get there: -> CTRL + ESC (open start menu) -> "P" (Programs) -> "D" (folder "DevTools") -> M (start Visual Studio). It takes less than 2 seconds to go there with the keyboard from wherever I'm at the moment.

    BTW, that's one of my mean complaints about MS Office > 2003. That shity ribbon interface seems to be solely designed to prevent any ergonomic keyboard navigation. Whoever came up with the idea of having to press the ALT key in order for ugly little letters popping up, which denote the accelerator key instead of the well understood underlined letter, needs to be removed from the human gene pool immediately before this craziness spreads around.

  391. Compare old-school Start menu by tepples · · Score: 1

    In older versions of Windows, if I moved the taskbar to the top and clicked the Start button, the Start menu would always appear next to the Start button. It's the same Start menu; it just appears next to where it is summoned. Menus summoned by taskbar notification icons, or by jump lists in Windows 7, also appear next to the control used to summon them.

  392. Re:Not again... by dywolf · · Score: 1

    Not brainwashing. Sure a kid has no preconditioning and so no bias. But its not brainwashing. Its not some propoganda or lie being foisted on an unsuspecting victim. Its an operating system about which you have an opinion. Your post is not insightful and his is not a troll.

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  393. ALT-F4 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This guy is a tech columnist and he can't shut down a program.

  394. Re:Not again... by dywolf · · Score: 1

    not a troll. someone abusing mod points.

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  395. Re:Not again... by DarwinSurvivor · · Score: 1

    Since there's no cursor, what would the mouse move...?

  396. Re:Not again... by Qwertie · · Score: 1

    In 4 years when everything has been converted is touch, you'll wonder how you ever managed with a simple "read only" display.

    The sad thing is that MS could have made Win8 touch-friendly without changing everything and ignoring all known usability research; all the touch-friendly stuff could easily been added to the traditional UI. Think about it: they could add bigger buttons, swipe up/down for kinetic scrolling, tap and hold for right-click or tooltips, a resizer-blob in the lower-right corner, some multitouch gestures for quickly organizing windows and so forth (bonus points if two users could use different apps on different windows at the same time).

    Instead we have... two totally different UIs, one of which is no more touch-friendly than it was before. Plus, to slow down development they told developers "oh hey, we're gonna make you learn a totally newï set of APIs too."

  397. Re:Not again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    are you the mod police? even your sig complains about mod abuse...

  398. Washing a fork by tepples · · Score: 1

    Except now I can pin a metro app next to the classic desktop in a 20/80 split and retain full functionality between both of them.

    And I've been able to put a desktop application and a desktop application side-by-side since Windows 3.1. Windows 7 and several X11 window managers added the "snap" gesture. Besides, how should one develop and distribute applications that support this 20 percent without paying Microsoft its annual tax or running the risk that Microsoft will decline an application because it allegedly duplicates a feature of one of Microsoft's own applications?

    "What the hell do I need a fork for, I have fingers to eat with"

    I remember that some movie asked that exact question. The movie pointed out that a fork can be washed after a meal, but so can hands. Later, when I was eating in a college cafeteria, I realized the answer: a fork allows washing to be deferred to a later time and to be performed by someone else.

    1. Re:Washing a fork by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not to mention using a fork makes the whole process a lot less messy.

      Hell, even chopsticks acheive this.

      But tbh, why does MS need to keep changing the goalposts with almost every release? IMO they would solidify their market position (as if they needed to) by building on what they have made. IMO XP and win7 are pretty damned good and this type of UI is what people are used to. Did they really need to deliver a bunch of new tools with a bunch of square pegs and round holes? Seems whack to me, but YMMV

  399. Re:Not again... by pak9rabid · · Score: 1

    got used to the new start screen - it's not _that_ bad, no worse than hunting through menus to find what you're looking for, and actually better in that you can just start typing the name of a program and it comes up in the search. Or you can type the name of a control panel applet or setting, and that works too.

    Who hunts through menus anymore? I've been able to "just start typing the name of a program and it comes up in the search" since, *gasp!*, Windows Vista.

  400. Re:Not again... by mcgrew · · Score: 1

    Shitty link, bud. How about a link with a little more authority?

    Hell, wikipedia would have been better, was the 1st in google's list, webster's was second. I've found the "free online dictionary" often has wildly inaccurate definitions that don't match any other source. It's therefore worthless as an authority.

    1: of, relating to, or favoring blind submission to authority <had authoritarian parents>
    2: of, relating to, or favoring a concentration of power in a leader or an elite not constitutionally responsible to the people <an authoritarian regime>
    -- authoritarian noun
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    Examples of AUTHORITARIAN
    <grew up with an authoritarian older sister who thought she was queen of the world>
    <an authoritarian coach who runs football practice like it's boot camp>
    First Known Use of AUTHORITARIAN
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    Synonyms: bossy, authoritative, autocratic (also autocratical), despotic, dictatorial, domineering, imperious, masterful, overbearing, peremptory, tyrannical (also tyrannic), tyrannous
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  401. Hourly chance of rain by tepples · · Score: 1

    I know a much more relyable way to figure out if I will get rained on than looking at a computer screen.

    How so, without using television and watching television's ads, or using the radio and listening to radio's ads? What I want to know is whether I'll get rained on during the drive there, whether I'll get rained on during the lunch hour, and whether I'll get rained on during the drive home. If all the rain will fall while I'm inside the office, I can still assume no rain. Radio and TV tend not to give the hourly precipitation potential forecasts or on-demand long-range radar loops for which I used to use The Weather Channel's web site and now use the National Weather Service web site.

    1. Re:Hourly chance of rain by bfandreas · · Score: 1

      I found that after adjusting my haircut accordingly my brain would get first hand knowledge of my being rained on status. First hand experience! A real push service! Know the current weather within nanoseconds! Now with being snowed on status updates! BETA sunshine app is in the works. Subscribe now!

      All you need is a shaver. And a keen sense of observation. And my keen sense of observation tells me it is currently raining outside.

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    2. Re:Hourly chance of rain by tepples · · Score: 1

      Whether it is currently raining outside doesn't tell me whether it'll be raining four or eight hours in the future.

  402. So what's in it for me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Other than paying more for fewer windows?

    New and shiny doesn't count for me.

  403. Re:Not again... by dywolf · · Score: 1

    So someone posts an opinion you dont like, and he's a shill? I dont care for 8, I prefer the classic layout and use 7 in such a way. But 8 aint that bad. Its not nearly as bad as people all make out on here. Its not the end times and youre nto forced to use it. Its made for a specific market, and that market is not the classic home pc. Dont like it? Dont use it.

    On the desktop scene 8 isnt and wasnt a must have developement step. But MS does just care about the classic desktop anymore. Theres this huge new market if you havent noticed that's absolutely exploded in the last couple years, and everyone is trying to get a piece.

    the main reason its even on the home pc and not just on tablets and phones should be obvious to any engineer: platform commonality. Instead of Windows CE, and Windows Mobile, and Windows CE mobile, and Windows 7 and Windows Cause We Can....its just Windows 8. (though admittedly RT musses that a bit).

    So I say it again. 8 isnt the greatest and I dont care for it, but its not the end times like commonly presented around here. And if you have problems with a reasonably stated dissenting opinion (and all he really said was "the hate is getting old"...and it is, you all sound like my dad talking about the "damn vietnamese coming here after we kicked their asses"), and think he's automatically a shill you're just falling into a True Scotsman fallacy ("no REAL /. would ever not-hate windows 8"). and if you then feel so inclined to abuse the mod system and label him troll, well, go bugger yourself you insecure little peon.

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  404. Re:Not again... by omnichad · · Score: 1

    To a dumb user who doesn't understand the concept of "manually" installing software from setup.exe, the app store is a "feature." Other than that, it isn't much.

    Backup and restore has been improved - does make a nice system image backup.

  405. Re:Not again... by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1

    It wasn't just that the weather app was full screen, it was that it went fullscreen unexpectedly because metro took over when it decided his mouse movements were swipes.

    The swipe gesture is very specific. I don't know how it works on this guy's machine, but on mine it's implemented such that you have to swipe in from off the touch pad to active the gesture. It's next to impossible to activate just through using the touch pad. Seems like this particular laptop had a bad implementation or a sensitive touch pad.

    Metro should've been an install or control panel option... Metro or explorer. choose.

    Why? You can already completely disable it with any of the dozens of third party start menu replacements.

  406. One key difference between Android and W8 by tepples · · Score: 1

    They've basically moved the start menu and provided a new type of app that behaves exactly like android apps.

    If Windows Store applications on Windows 8 and Windows RT behaved exactly like Android applications, then the user would be able to turn on "Unknown sources" and install third-party app stores. As it is, one has to install a developer certificate to sideload and renew it every 30 days, and I've read that Microsoft monitors the use of developer certificates to control what it considers misuse.

  407. Re:Not again... by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1

    I'd rather just go to ONE corner that has a little menu that pops up, allowing me to go anywhere I want to go today.. Seriously, that's all that's needed.

    You've just described the charms bar. Start menu gives access to search, settings, devices, and application/folder shortcuts. Charms bar does the exact same thing. That's the top right corner.

    Another option is the bottom left corner. There you have access to run, search, desktop, explorer, control panel, task manager, command prompt, disk management, device manager, system, power options, event viewer, programs and features, network connections, personal folders, and the start menu.... all 2 clicks away in a smal radius.

  408. Video required ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    showing someone running Windows 8 on their PC ... with the guy(or guyess) holding the 24" monitor in his hand and using smartphone gestures to control the apps. Should be absolutely fsckin' hilarious. Even better if it is done whilst the guy (or guyess) is on a train or plane.

  409. Re:We're not 3 & 5 yr. old children/blank slat by omnichad · · Score: 1

    I think it was a 16-bit app that never got converted to 32-bit. If that's true, it won't run in 64-bit Windows 8.

  410. Re:Not again... by E-Rock · · Score: 1

    On a tablet you swipe in from the right side. The hot corners mess is only for mouse access.

  411. Re:Not again... by mcgrew · · Score: 1

    FFS the only people I've heard winging are people who only ever try any version of Windows for 1/2 an hour so they could say they tried it and didn't like it.

    Well DUH. "Hey, George, check out this new computer I just bought with w8. Try it out!"

    Half an hour later, George replies "Jesus but I absolutely fucking HATED that! It was worse than listening to my ex-wife. Let me try it a few weeks and see if I hate it any less."

    Yeah, that's going to happen.

    Also if its so crap why is the linux community starting to emulate it?

    You have that backwards, Metro is MS's attempt to emulate Unity (which was out long before w8 and also sucks donkey balls).

  412. Computers should behave how a user expects by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hello Microsoft shills! Just because users *can* adapt does not mean that they should! It is NOT a user problem. Computers should behave how a user expects, not the other way around.

    What if Windows 9 drops English, French, German, and all of those languages that you might be used to and replaces them with Esperanto? It is more efficient! Right? It is new and improved and somehow better, right? And if you don't do things the great One True Microsoft way than you are an idiot and a Luddite, right?

    There are reasons people do things they way they do. Don't piss on them. Even if Microsoft pays you to.

  413. Re:Not again... by hack++slash · · Score: 1

    What's a 'field'?

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  414. Re:Not again... by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1

    Exactly! Can't you even see the difference? With Windows 95 there's a frigging new BUTTON on the screen.

    Yet this still confused users.Windows 95 had tips on how to use the start menu, and even a little arrow reading "Click here to begin" pointing to the start menu. Don't forget the massive "Start me up" advertising campaign which taught users what the start menu was and featured repetitive images of the button and people clicking it. If you think people automatically took to the start menu without any training whatsoever, I have to question whether you were around in 1995.

  415. Accidental press during a full-screen game by tepples · · Score: 1

    Why do you need the mouse when you can use the start button on your keyboard.

    I've known gamers to pry off the Windows key after one too many accidental presses has jerked the player out of the game, causing a crash in some single-player games or a disconnection in online multiplayer games.

  416. Re:Not again... by Not-a-Neg · · Score: 1

    I agree with you completely. I upgraded my HTPC to Win8Pro the 1st day it was available and have been happily using it since then. At the end of the day it is the same OS as Win7 with a better Start interface, there is no excuse for someone that used Win7 not to be able to use Win8. I prefer the Start screen as opposed to the Start menu. It requires a little tidying up whenever a new desktop app is installed to remove unnecessary Start screen icons, but other than that it works perfectly fine. It's been faster and more stable then Win7.

    The only thing I don't necessarily care for is the Charms bar, but that simply because I tend to use desktop apps full screen and often cause the charms to appear when all I wanted to do was close the open application. It's still lights year better than any Linux distro and more reliable than Mac OS X (I've tried both, many times).

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  417. Re:Not again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ""Just typing the name" of some computer program or appet can be horribly inconvenient."

    It's certainly a hell of a lot more convenient than trying to do anything on any Linux distro. Like the last time I ran an update on an Ubuntu install that required running archaic commands from a terminal to determine the bus ID of a video device then having to locate a hidden configuration file to manually edit the device the system was trying to use.

    As oppose to hitting the WinFlag key and typing "device manager" and pressing Enter to bring up a visual tool for managing drivers on Win8. OH NOEZ THAT"Z TOO HARD FOR MY POOR LITTLE BRAIN...WAH'WAH'WAH!

  418. Re:Not again... by supremebob · · Score: 1

    Perhaps I'm getting old, but I kinda expect my new PC to be somewhat usable out of the box without spending a day installing additional crap on it.

  419. Re:Not again... by mcgrew · · Score: 1

    What's this trend in attacking 'negativity' as though doing so is a legit argument against what was said?

    It's astroturfing. You can be pretty sure that almost all those comments are from someone who works for MS, holds stock in MS, or...

    Is this some kind of peer pressure to conform to the head-in-ground masses of ostriches who can't handle reality because they're too weak willed to not take everything personally?

    Indeed, that's exactly what the shills are attempting.

  420. Windows Update by slarr · · Score: 0

    Fucking Windows Update in 8 doesnt give a postpone option, as in 7, and rebooted the damn machine in the middle of an allin in a poker game. And now it again says it has to reboot in 2 days. What kind of morons wrote this OS. New fked up ways to close screens. Do a search for windows update and it only appears if you are in settings. Its a wonder these guys even exist, wish Linux wasn't so unfriendly for desktops (repo and dependency hell). M$ is all about how to break a perfectly good OS. The retards who are ranting at this OP must have loved Vista too.

  421. Kinect by fadethepolice · · Score: 1

    Did you use it with a kinect? It was designed for use with a kinect from what I can tell. Were you using it as a home entertainment hub? I upgraded last weekend, and yes a lot of stuff broke. It's either that or you run viruses from the eighties. I enjoy then new interface, and am excited that all the content from my xbox will be available on my pc, which is a lot easier to hack than an xbox. go back, load all your movies, turn on netflix, amazon prime, buy a kinect and play with the development kit. Hook it up to a 42" screen. Until you have done that, then you have not tried windows 8.

  422. Re:Not again... by fadethepolice · · Score: 1

    LOL. My kids were navigating vitual cities before they could talk.

  423. Win 8 is all about mobile apps - but falls short by VTEX · · Score: 1

    It's pretty clear what Microsoft is doing with Windows 8, and it really has little to do with desktop user experience. They are trying to get developers to build applications for their mobile/tablet ecosystem by leveraging the one thing they are dominate in - The desktop. That is the sole reason they force Metro on everyone and are selling the upgrade for $40. If people are forced to use it, companies will develop for it (or so their thinking goes...).

    Unfortunately for them, it's not working. Companies still look at the Windows mobile platform as a joke (behind Blackberry for crying out loud) and instead of effectively leveraging the desktop, they are destroying it. The criticisms of the OS are spot on and unless they are addressed, you're going to find people looking for alternatives. Right now there aren't that many viable ones - but if they don't get their act together soon, there will be.

    This goes beyond being people being "afraid of change" - Microsoft just really just dropped the ball. It's almost 2013 - You shouldn't have to fight with an OS on top of all the critical work you use a desktop computer for.

  424. He has a point by HuguesT · · Score: 1

    Hello, his video rant is nearly insufferable, however he does have a point.

    In his setting, he is using a laptop without a touch screen but with a touchpad.

    On a touchpad, one moves the mouse cursor with swiping fingers. By default, W8 interprets these swipes as gestures, and interprets them. Hence W8 keeps switching applications seemingly randomly. This is useful on a tablet but not on a touchpad.

    Moreover there is no easy way to turn gestures off. Overall this is pretty terrible of W8. If you are not using either a true mouse or a touchscreen you are stuck.

  425. Re:Not again... by The+Asmodeus · · Score: 1

    That isn't old...

    But I have yet to here one person I know give a positive review of Windows 8 on the PC or phone. I do know that MS is paying people to make positive posts however so I'm dubious whenever I read them in posts.

  426. Re:Not again... by Jiro · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "The guy didn't even notice that"?

    A bad user interface doesn't necessarily mean that the option isn't there. If the option exists, but is difficult to discover or presented in such an unintuitive way that people will miss it, that's the fault of the user interface, not the fault of the user for not noticing it.

  427. Re:Not again... by Otter+Popinski · · Score: 1

    Has the CD / DVD / BluRay software been upgraded to something more useful?

    In fact, MS removed Windows DVD Creator from Windows 8. And Media Player no longer supports DVD playback.

  428. Re:Not again... by guruevi · · Score: 1

    Is that because 3 and 5 year olds use the computer for real work or because you're equating yourself with 3 or 5 year olds?

    Yes, it may work well for 1 app that a 3 or 5 year old may want by the parent putting it smack in the middle of the screen but for the rest of us that actually have work to do, Windows 8 is a horrible, horrible failure.

    Multitasking, task switching, hell even completing a single task is simply too much to ask from Windows 8.

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  429. Re:Not again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I remember when all this was fields....

    What's a 'field'?

    It's a region in database storage that contains data.

    :-P

  430. Re:Not again... by Mumford · · Score: 1

    Nice. I wondered if anyone would pop up older than me. Good to see you :).

  431. Am I the only one on the planet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    who doesn't give a damn about the start button?

  432. Re:Not again... by TemporalBeing · · Score: 1

    Also if its so crap why is the linux community starting to emulate it?

    I wouldn't say GNOME/Unity are emulating it so much as Microsoft is emulating them. Unity was out long before Metro was advertised by Microsoft - true WinPhone7 was probably out first, so it may go both ways.

    However, the vast majority of Linux Windows Managers and Environments do not do anything like Unity/GNOME or WinPhone7 or Win8.

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  433. Re:Not again... by jammer170 · · Score: 1

    There are ways of moving to some new ideas without leaving your entire user base asking "WTF?".

    FTFY. The point is, some things are just so new that they simply require learning a new skill. That seems to be the case here. People decried touch screens for years - now they are common. The Kinect is an entirely new input device. So was the Nintendo Wii. I heard all these same complaints then, too. Perhaps they are right this time, and Metro (which is not Windows 8) sucks - but perhaps not. Incremental changes are fine, but sometimes starting from scratch and coming up with something new is also useful. Sometimes they work, sometimes they don't, and time tells. Anything beyond an individual stating whether or not they like it (such as the original rant) is mere hubris.

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  434. Re:Not again... by MrNiceguy_KS · · Score: 1

    Myself, when I need to find something on the Start Screen (or the old Start Menu), I just hit the Windows key and type in the name of the app I'm trying to launch. If I use the program often enough, I'll pin its icon somewhere to save me the trouble.

    That's similar to the way I've worked since I discovered Launchy back in the Windows XP days. One problem is when you don't know the name of the app, or if you just want to browse to see what's available.

    I'm at work setting up a new laptop for a user. This will be the second Windows 8 machine in the company - the first being my own desktop. If I press the Windows key and bring up the Start page, I get tiles for Internet Explorer, File Explorer, Desktop, and Store. I know there's got to be more - my gut tells me that Microsoft must have built in the usual stuff like a media player, messaging, and probably a bunch of other stuff too, but there's no sign of it. Right-clicking gives me an "All Apps" option at the bottom.

    I don't have a problem with gesture-based controls. I absolutely loved WebOS, partly because of the gestures. They can be a quick and convenient way to interact with a device, and once you know about them, they can be very intuitive if they're done properly. But the gestures in Windows 8 aren't done well. The "Charms" bar is a perfect example of that, as the video mentioned. Aside from having a stupid name, the Charms bar appears from the side but is triggered by mousing into one of the right corners. This kinda works in Metro apps, but in the Desktop, the top-right corner is where the Close button sits, and the bottom-right houses the system tray. (Speaking of which, I've been using Win8 for about 2 weeks, and I still haven't found a way to close Metro apps other than Alt-F4.)

    With Windows 8, Microsoft is moving to a tablet-centric interface while ignoring a very important point: Computers are not Tablets, and - here's the kicker - people don't use them the same way. The interface that you want while using a 10-inch tablet on your lap is not what you want when you're using a PC with dual 20-inch monitors at your desk.

    While trying to set up Window 8 for actually doing real work, it's becoming very clear how consumer-oriented Microsoft tried to make it. When setting up my own desktop, I saw the option to put a calendar widget on the lock screen. I figured that might be handy, so I tried to enable it, only to find that it requires creating an account with Microsoft, so I could display items from my Microsoft calendar. You know what? On my work PC, I already have an account I log in to - on our Windows domain - and that account already has a calendar associated with it - on our Exchange server. Why can't it just work with those? Seems like a basic option that should be available as soon as you join a Win8 PC to a Domain.

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  435. Re:We're not 3 & 5 yr. old children/blank slat by VTEX · · Score: 1

    Why don't you learn how to drive a crane to work instead of your car... oh, wait - what's that?? You aren't used to it??? What's the MATTER with you, boy!!!

    Perfect analogy. Different tools, different use cases....

    I can't even begin to comprehend how people can defend Windows 8... unless they are getting paid.

  436. Re:Not again... by man_of_mr_e · · Score: 1

    Windows 8 is designed to have a user account for every person. This is important, because key privacy information is tied to the user account. If you let someone use your computer account, they can buy things in the store using your credit card. They can read your email. They can do a lot of things you may not want them to do.

    The recommended approach is to create a new account for any new user of the computer.

  437. Re:Not again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Windows 8 does give that impression sir. It is the gentleman's opinion that Windows 8 tries to force you into full screen applications. I agree with him. You are also correct in that Microsoft claims Windows 8 is not like RT in this respect, however in the opinions of most users, they feel the same to use. This isn't about specifications, its about how it feels to the user.

  438. Go back to Microsoft you blowhard shill! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Go back to Microsoft you blowhard shill!

  439. Re:Not again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft needs to destroy Android or they will lose their monopoly pricing power, and the only way to do that is with pushing Windows Phone and it's Metro application stack. If the users see desktop first there's no reason for Metro apps to be developed, and with no applications, no reason to by WinPho.

    But if PC users see Metro first, there's no reason to buy Windows 8, and with no reason to buy Windows 8, no reason to develop apps for Metro or WinPho.

  440. Re:Not again... by Shagg · · Score: 1

    Windows 8 is just Windows 7 PLUS metro.

    Surely you could just not use the metro parts

    Wouldn't that be called... Windows 7

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  441. Re:Not again... by narcc · · Score: 1

    I tried to watch that abomination of a video. I got about half-way through before I couldn't stand the lack of actual information, thoye toilet humor, and the author's horrid voice.

    I can't speak to your first point, though I don't have enough information.

    On the second point, this is addressed elsewhere in the comments. In short: That "problem" is not the fault of the OS.

    On the thrid point, that's false on its face. You need not know any specific keywords to find any configuration features, as noted elsewhere in the comments.

    Even if all three were true (and I'm certain at least two of those points are false) that hardly validated the claim that the OS: "goes out of its way to hinder any task you vainly hope to complete"

  442. Exactly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Linux desktop was essentially done with Gnome 2. Sure, there could be a bit more polish, it could be a bit faster, tons of thing to improve. But as a whole it worked, it was (sort of) consistent and it let users get their work done.

    But no, that couldn't possibly fly, everything had to be changed for change sake. So now we have Gnome 3 that gets in the way of getting work done. But we can also choose Unity that doesn't let us get our work done effectively. Or KDE 4.whatever that is more occupied with itself than quietly letting us getting work done.

    Really, UI developers need to get over themselves. I use a computer to get my work done. Not to use your idea of shiny new crap.

  443. Re:Start Button by DanielRavenNest · · Score: 1

    There is a registry entry that calls up the Apps list of the start screen. You can create a shortcut that points to that registry entry, then change the icon on the shortcut to look like the start button (I used the Media Center icon). Pin it to the taskbar on the left, and there you are.

    I found out how to do this by googling Windows 8 setup tips, but don't remember where I saw it.

    Also, if you put your desktop tile of the default start screen on the top left, hitting enter will take you to the desktop. Since the windows key takes you to tile view, it's pretty easy to toggle back and forth. The way I look at it, the tile view and full apps list are the same as previous Windows pinned to start button and "All Apps", just blown up to full screen size for touch devices.

  444. Re:Not again... by Teancum · · Score: 1

    That's false.

    First, if touch gestures annoy you, you can turn them off.

    The point you are missing is that the video producer (he really isn't an author) tried to do just as you said.... and couldn't figure out how to do the thing you are saying he should try to do.

    Perhaps the laptop hardware developer should have written their own operating system so he didn't need to figure out how to turn the bloody thing off. Oh.... that is what Microsoft was supposed to be doing in the first place for that company, wasn't it? More to the point, Windows 8 should never have been installed onto that laptop in the first place by the manufacturer. Windows 7 might have worked just fine, but note that wasn't even an option because of Microsoft's contracts with the various manufacturers.

    Windows 8 simply isn't the right tool for the job, but unfortunately some suits at Microsoft simply don't give a damn about stuff like that and think this is the one operating system to "rule them all". It is likely that Linux will be installed on this particular computer by the time the reviewer is through.... but why the hell did he have to pay for an operating system he wasn't even going to use in the first place?

  445. Re:Not again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, and the MS store works pretty well. It seems much more integrated than the one in Mountain Lion, for instance. Not quite to iOS simplicity level but I'd argue there's maybe too much simplicity there sometimes..

  446. Re:Not again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where is my start button and list of programs? How much is Microsoft paying you to shill for their latest disaster?

  447. Re:Not again... by Marcus+Stoegbauer · · Score: 1

    Hm?

  448. Re:Not again... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

    Because we would all have world peace if everyone looked alike and dressed alike and walked down the street at the same speed.

  449. Re:Not again... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

    You know, "conformity" seems to be the key here. And strangely enough it has changed over the years. When I was young the generation gap was about young people being non-conformist free spirits and old people just accepting what the authorities told them. Even in computing the Today it seems flipped. The younger generation all seem to be about doing just what Apple and Microsoft and Google tell them to do and dismissing any ideas of having options and customization and choices.

    Maybe it's not generational though, but from what I see it really does feel that way.

  450. Re:Not again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft needs to destroy Android or they will lose their monopoly pricing power?

    Nope.

    I have an Android phone. Love it. I think it would make a nice tablet OS, if I ever owned such a thing. But I do think that tablets are a fad. Smartphones - probably not. But tablets, definitely a fad.

  451. Re:Not again... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

    If the stuff is hidden, then it's not found. If it's not found, then he can't do what he wanted to do. If he can't do what he wanted to do then he's left with nothing to review except to rant.

    It's absolutely ridiculous to have to go through a lot of training just to be able to review a product. What, is he supposed to say "I spent a few weeks training myself on this product, reading all the documentation, and now that I've figured it all out it really is simple to use"?

  452. Re:Not again... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

    Actually Macs are pretty darn good, with the biggest drawback being the price. The UIs are clean and simple and easy to learn and use and they're consistent. The command line is extremely good because it's bash on top of unix. Multiple desktop screens are built in without finding a third party app. Windows has always felt behind; the UI is full of fluff, the command line is clumsy. One nice thing in Windows 8 is that the UI (on desktop) is actually a lot cleaner than it was in Windows 7 (though I haven't used it enough to see if I can get rid of borders altogether ala mac). The "menu on the top" is a bit disconcerting at times but it really did not take much effort to learn.

    Yes there are things wrong with Mac too. The new launchpad is pretty stupid in some ways, seeming to be a way to capitalize on touch screens or smartphone styles (but at least you're not forced to use it like win8). Integrated store is absolute stupidity, but Microsoft is even more stupid by copying stupidity, and at least there are no commercial advertisements embedded within Apple applications. The "dock" is not as nice as a good taskbar in my view but with it configured to auto-hide I can put it out of mind.

  453. Re:Not again... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

    The task manager seems an improvement over Windows 7 view. Remember Windows 7 starts off by showing you only applications, not all tasks. You have to click a tab to see all tasks, and at that point it's the default next time you start task manager. This is similar with Windows 8 task manager as well (don't know if it remembers where you last were). The information Windows 8 task manager shows looks to be more than you get with Windows 7, like it combined features from the Windows 7 "Resource Monitor" into the task manager.

  454. Thank-You... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Perfect analogy. Different tools, different use cases...." - by VTEX (916800) on Friday December 21, @01:20PM (#42361929)

    However - It's only telling it how it is really!

    * :)

    APK

    P.S.=>

    "I can't even begin to comprehend how people can defend Windows 8" - by VTEX (916800) on Friday December 21, @01:20PM (#42361929)

    Well, there ARE some "good points" about it albeit, technically, beneath the "surface of things" (metro, ugh):

    http://tech.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=3330901&cid=42356261

    Metro *might* makes sense on tablets, smartphones, netbooks, etc.-et al of that ilk of computing device, but on a PC desktop? No way... & thanks for your link too!

    ... apk

  455. Re:Not again... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

    But it's not quite that. It's Windows 7 plus service pack plus metro PLUS mandatory metro as your start screen PLUS discontinuity between desktop and metro MINUS the start menu (that was a very popular feature even if some people didn't use it.

    If the UI-formerly-known-as-Metro had been an optional feature during install and the start menu had been left in place then no one would have been complaining about Windows 8, instead they'd give reviews about how not to install the poorly tested Metro until a later service pack.

    Right now Windows 8 is not just a incremental improvement over Windows 7. It is only that if you spend extra time and money to get third party apps which bring back the start menu. As it ships today, Metro will intrude on you.

  456. Re:Not again... by fredprado · · Score: 1

    You apparently can't speak on either of the three points, because you are completely ignorant about all the three.

    That problem is indeed the fault of the OS, no matter how you try to spin it. Mouse gestures being confused with similar touch gestures is the inevitable result of this schizophrenic interface.

    And no, you don't need to know specific keywords when you are trying for example to look for a file that was modified between today and 3 days ago on Windows XP, but you cannot do it on Windows 8 (and even on 7) if you don't know the proper (and counter-intuitive) syntax of the command you must type in order to do so, just to give you a quick example.

    Even a single one of these is enough to validate the claim that the OS goes out of its way to hinder any task you vainly hope to complete, unless, of course, the task is to torture and frustrate yourself.

  457. Re:Not again... by mcgrew · · Score: 1

    You're flat out lying.

    trash is something that doesn't work...windows works for folks that dont have the money to buy a 1200 macbook or the wherewithal to figure out how ubuntu works

    Kubuntu (KDE Ubntu) is more like any version of Windows from the user's perspective than any other version of Windows.

    switching between interfaces is a no brainer

    Making your users switch between interfaces shows no brains.

    ive run and compiled with the best of linux distros for the latter of 15+ years

    You're full of shit, boy. Get back under your bridge.

  458. Re:Not again... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

    Well that was the point made in a part of the video. If you want to find the applet you can't search for it, but instead you search for the control panel first then search from it from that point. In other words you can not just search for the final control panel applet you want. If you want to do something with sound settings, you don't search for "sound" but have to unintuitively search for "control panel".

  459. Re:Windows 8 is not that bad. by WoodGuard · · Score: 0

    Yes some people need training wheels. Others can drive a stick (or truck). I don't like the "Metro" interface but I laugh at people who cannot get it to work. The core changes to Windows 8 are great. Metro is the sour candy on top. Nelson.

  460. This argument seems vaguely familiar... by cronos1013 · · Score: 1

    Hm...people complaining about GUI changes....AHHH I found it "A totally new screen design begins with a desktop even less useful than the one on the Mac, whose icons, folders and document orientation have been "borrowed," lock, stock and subdirectory. Desktop icons let you explore files on My Computer and in the Network Neighborhood. You can also click on a Recycle Bin, where deleted files are stored until you empty them; a Briefcase, which lets you pack files for travel; an electronic Inbox, which stores your mail and faxes, and, unless the Justice Department intervenes, the Microsoft Network on-line service. The Start button at the bottom left of the screen launches a list of programs and documents. A Taskbar beside it shows what programs are currently running and is supposed to be visible at all times. But in just one of many maddening inconsistencies, multimedia programs often make the Taskbar mysteriously disappear." This was taken from the windows 95 UI review....back in AUGUST OF 1995. Seriously people...idiots who are afraid of change shouldn't be reviewing new software. http://www.nytimes.com/1995/08/01/science/personal-computers-personal-computers-what-is-windows-95-really-like.html?pagewanted=all&src=pm

  461. Re:Not again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    get off my lawn.

  462. Re:Not again... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

    I do. If microsoft wants to claim that I don't matter, and all the users who used to use the start menu don't matter, then they should have a great big media compaign where they say "Windows 8 for Everyone Except You and You And You and You and..."

    Do they teach you how to be condescending at Windows Indoctrination Certification classes, or does it come naturally?

  463. Re:Not again... by jafac · · Score: 1

    (reposting - logged on - lol)
    . . . get off my lawn

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  464. Re:Not again... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

    Windows 7 SP2. Plus some improved apps. Plus occasionally Metro sticking its head into the desktop saying "Hey, I noticed you're not using me, would you like to use me?"

  465. Re:Not again... by WoodGuard · · Score: 0

    I heard the same thing when windows 3.0 came out. Where is my "a:>" ??? It was not as good as Deskview! nelson. PS we did not sell a lot of windows 286, or 2.0. I am not including them.

  466. Re:Not again... by mcgrew · · Score: 1

    Yes, it says he's intelligent enough not to put up with really REALLY poorly designed interfaces when there are much better ones out there.

  467. Re:Not again... by lgw · · Score: 1

    No. It doesn't work that way at all. You can't just search for what you think somehting is called - you have to know the specific name of the thing. Now, Windows is better than Unix in this regard - you don't have to know that search is named "grep" - but if you try a natural English synonym for the name of the program that you need, you're out of luck.

    It'svery much a command line interface: you type the words you memorized, after learning them throug trial-and-error or asking someone, and quickly get what you need. And a CLI definitely has its purpose! But the whole point of a GUI is to be discoverable. And while WIn8 has a functional CLI and that's nice, it lacks a discoverable GUI. Instead, it has a GUI with lots of tricks you have to memorize, after learning them throug trial-and-error or asking someone (or watching an instructional video).

    It's like we've lost 20 years of progress on usability.

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  468. Dr. Radvansky by tepples · · Score: 1

    I suggest seeing a doctor if you are having problems keeping a thought for longer than a few seconds.

    You mean a doctor like Professor G.A. Radvansky, who led a study about doorway amnesia?

    1. Re:Dr. Radvansky by KingMotley · · Score: 1

      So you are concerned that if you are using a laptop that has a start screen while walking through a doorway, some people might take a bit longer to resume what they ate doing?

      Somehow, I don't think that is the typical use case.

    2. Re:Dr. Radvansky by tepples · · Score: 1

      No, I'm concerned that the transition to a full-screen start menu has the same effect on the brain as the transition when walking through a doorway.

    3. Re:Dr. Radvansky by KingMotley · · Score: 1

      That is a bit of a stretch. If that were true, people would have problems with everything from any "10 foot" interface to ATM machines to option screens to not remembering where they are going once they step into a car.

      Besides, the study showed a slight, but measurable delay in answering, not total amnesia.

  469. Re:Not again... by atlasdropperofworlds · · Score: 1

    I'm not arguing that, I'm agreeing with it. What I'm saying is that because he couldn't find it, he went online and posted a video about how it's not there, when in fact, it is. His claim that the functions are not there is completely false. Them not being there is a completely different issue than them being hidden. Sure, "hidden" is bad, but it's nowhere near as bad as "gone". That is why this video fails.

  470. Re:Not again... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

    The faster boot is done essentially by doing a limited type of hibernation. It shuts down applications and then hibernates the OS, so it doesn't take as much time/space as it would if it had to hibernate all the processes. Plus of course a small percentage of the boot time improvement comes from other factors as well, but the bulk is the hibernation.

    The store is an anti-feature. Anyone who actually uses it deserves what they get. What's amusing though is that the windows "refresh" option that essentially does an in-place OS reinstall for you only saves default applets and applets from the store, but it will wipe away all real applications not purchased from the store.

    Media player has been removed I think, you have to download and install it manually.

  471. Re:Not again... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

    You are defending this as being intuitive to the new user?

  472. Re:Not again... by atlasdropperofworlds · · Score: 1

    Also, in that particular case where I said, "The guy didn't even notice that..", was a case where there is no excuse. Windows 7 backup is not hidden. It's available via the desktop interface, and appears if you just search for "backup", choose backup and file history, then use your eyeballs to read what's on the screen, where you see "Windows 7 File Recovery" as a link at the bottom left.

  473. Re:Not again... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

    Are you defending change for change's own sake? Windows 8 changed but not for the better (at least on the metro side), so they should be called out for it instead of being congratulated for making unwanted changes.

  474. Re:Not again... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

    Probably the reason they had that tutorial is because everyone found the Windows 8 preview candidate to be incredibly difficult to figure out.

  475. Re:Not again... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

    You can do everything you want with a command line that accepts raw assembler language. Anything beyond that is a crutch for the feeble minded.

  476. Re:Not again... by atlasdropperofworlds · · Score: 1

    Sure, but you still look like a complete idiot if you claim a bunch of functionality is not there when, in fact, it is. Also, most (or pretty much all except for the "Start" button thing) of his rant is in regards to metro. Now I didn't have a problem figuring out everything in metro inside of an hour, which I know is maybe a bit too long, but once you find it, the hinting issue is gone. Most of what was there I was able to access on the first try. Maybe I'm just smarter than him. Maybe he's just whining and trying to make a video that is amusing like those on The Escapist's Zero Punctuation, which means it's more for comedy and entertainment than actual content. He fails pretty badly in that regard. Really, there is no excuse for him.

  477. Re:Not again... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

    And remember that the executive in charge of Windows 8 left the company as soon as it was released. Rumors are that he was pushed out. Even if the rest of the executives loved that guy, I have absolutely no doubt that there is a sizeable percentage of Microsoft employees embarrassed by Windows 8.

  478. Re:Not again... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

    However the vast majority of all computers capable of running Windows 8 today do not have touch screens. Yes, doing a touchscreen interface using a keyboard and mouse is certainly "new" but it's also a stupid idea. An idea can be "new" and "stupid" at the same time.

  479. Re:Not again... by narcc · · Score: 1

    That doesn't make any sense in the context of the discussion. The parent wrote:

    What if you don't remember the name of that control panel applet? What if you don't know the application's name, but would otherwise find it if you could browse through menus?

    To which I replied adequately.

    Where did you get that other nonsense? It has absolutely nothing to do with the parent or my reply.

    Moving on:

    Well that was the point made in a part of the video

    The video is both unwatchable and disturbingly inaccurate -- in the very rare case where he actually says something concrete (that occasionally happens between long bouts of fake, pointless, rage and making crude fart jokes), he's usually wrong. (e.g. weather jumping out to get him. See other posts for why this is complete nonsense.)

    I don't have a machine running Windows 8 handy right now so I can't test it out. A google search shows exactly one complaint about this "inability to search for control panel apps" but only mentions being unable to search for "Event Viewer". Perhaps someone could check to see if other more common control panel applets don't appear in a search on Windows 8 (like sound, display, etc.)? I suspect that (given the solution below) that the "missing" options may be limited to "advanced" control panel applets and not the more common.

    Anyhow, the solution? There are at least two: (1) Win+W to bring up search with "settings" pre-selected. or (2) From the charms bar, select "Settings" and enable "Access Administrative Tools"

    I know that it's cool to hate every single aspect of Windows 8 and deny that it could possibly have any positive qualities. Do you know what's even cooler? Focusing on actual problems instead! How about the evil walled-garden around metro apps? That one is pretty nasty.

  480. Re:Not again... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

    Microsoft did it that way because they honestly are patronising. They always act as if they know better than the users do what is best for the users. They did some research and figured out that MOST users don't use the start menu, so in their infinite condescension decided that NONE of the users would get one in the future.

    Also, they want to push and shove their store at everyone. They're jealous that Apple has one but didn't clue in to the fact that Apple (at least on the mac) doesn't shove the store in their customer's faces. If everyone went to the desktop first they wouldn't see the store. So when someone figured out how to bypass the metro screen in the windows 8 preview by tweaking the registry, Microsoft made it a point to patch that hole in the released version (while leaving alone other problems that users discovered). There are third party apps to help out here, such as bypassing metro and/or adding a start menu, and I actually do think that in the first service pack there will be something added in an attempt to break those utilities.

  481. Re:Not again... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

    Hmm, Apple has kept its classic OS X interface, even in Mountain Lion. What precedent has Apple done here?

  482. Re:Not again... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

    The only intuitive interface is the nipple, and most three year olds should have outgrown that.

  483. Re:We're not 3 & 5 yr. old children/blank slat by Darinbob · · Score: 1

    If you are Microsoft, you actually can sell stuff people don't want. You just bundle it up cheaply with something that people do want. So OEM pricing of Windows 8 with new computers, while eliminating OEM access to Windows 7. Customers will be thinking about buying a new computer instead of actually buying Windows 8 on its own merits.

  484. Re:Not again... by tompaulco · · Score: 1

    Windows 8 is just Windows 7 PLUS metro.
    But Windows 7 is already Windows 7 plus it doesn't have the inconvenience of Metro. Why should I shell out for a version of Windows which is basically the same thing only with a less convenient user interface?

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  485. Re:Not again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Remember the windows 2k/xp start menu with its crazy long cascaded menus?

    I disabled them too quickly to remember them well. That is a perfect example of MSFT fucking up beyond belief. Often, the cascade ">>" (but downward) would be hiding only 1 menu item. It is like nesting folders for no reason in particular. The menu style that preceded it was better. The cascade should be limited to screen limitations.

    The other problem was gobs of crapware that came with applications so that the OEMs and users cluttered shit beyond belief. Although MSFT clutters shit plenty too often with features that will benefit them ("UPGRADE NOW!!!" even though you have a professional version - meaning the user is the last person to upgrade often).

    Anyway, these problems were mostly fixable without adding software, just tweaking settings or removing needless crapware and shortcuts. Like in Win 7, dump the "XPS Viewer" out of the top tier. I fear things like the Ribbon and Metro are beyond my ability to tweak and I'm not going to buy something NEW with the intent to fix it.

  486. Re:Not again... by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 1

    his assertion (and rock solid design principle) is that your GUI should be CONSISTENT unless there's a compelling reason not to be.

    What compelling reason is there for the Metro interface on a Desktop PC?

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  487. Something better to rant about by aNonnyMouseCowered · · Score: 1

    "I think there are better things to rant about than Windows 8 to be honest."

    Absolutely. It's been a few hours and still no story on this truly monumental event:

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-20812870

    Jeesh, people, where are your priorities? We already know that Win 8 sucks, Apple is a walled garden, and the Raspi is a great platform for doing nothing. How about some "news" for nerds?

  488. Re:Not again... by exomondo · · Score: 1

    Unless the application your using is a windows rt app then it has those exact attributes.

    How is that different from any fullscreen only application?

  489. Re:Not again... by exomondo · · Score: 1

    What compelling reason is there for the Metro interface on a Desktop PC?

    Because it's on all their other consumer platforms, and you shouldn't have to have a Windows RT device to run Windows RT apps when the desktop version of Windows is perfectly capable of it.

  490. Swear words... by mysidia · · Score: 1

    I thought the author made some good technical arguments about the usability, and was going well with valid criticisms, until he started having to use the F-word to criticize Windows 8.

    Now I cannot safely point other people to the video, because they will find the content utterly offensive.

    I am shocked Slashdot would link to such a thing.

  491. Re:Not again... by lsatenstein · · Score: 1

    For me, the bigger the screen, the more useless it is because the touchpad interface requires larger and larger gestures to get at what's needed.. Remember the windows 2k/xp start menu with its crazy long cascaded menus? No one wants to sort through those. Metro 'start' is like that, only worse because the tiles are huge.

      Most of the complaints in the video link are right on.. It's jarring and mystifying at the same time. Basic functionality should never, ever be hidden. That includes configuration utilities. The whole concept of having two separate interfaces with separate rules is also beyond stupid. The frustration isn't just in figuring it out, it's having to figure out ways to complete the work I need to that actually take longer than it did on previous operating systems.

    What's this trend in attacking 'negativity' as though doing so is a legit argument against what was said? Is this some kind of peer pressure to conform to the head-in-ground masses of ostriches who can't handle reality because they're too weak willed to not take everything personally?

    Both Ubuntu's Unity and Gnomes G3 suffer the same problem, but to a much lessor degree than W8. Both show you icons, but these do not reveal the application program's name.
    Furthermore, you are blocked from setting startup parameters against each icon.
    Sigh, Cinnamon (All versions) are great. Back to the menu and functionality. Or bye Unity and Gnome, hello KDE.

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  492. Re:Not again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The video is not about tricks for using W8, it is about how unintuitive to learn and use, even for non novice.
    Sure, I can Google pretty much anything and figure it out, but shouldn't a new version of a software actually improve things?

  493. Re:Its here, how best to mitigate damag/deal with by RanceJustice · · Score: 1

    "I don't mean to sound rude but aint that like saying yellow is still yellow even if you happen to think yellow is a shit color? What information is being conveyed with such statements?"

    Simply that we have deal with the fact that something is yellow, no matter if we approve of the color or not. The damn thing is yellow. So now, what CAN we do from here?

    "When people ask me what I think of windows 8 I recommend against upgrading. When people who have windows 8 express displeasure I tell them how to contact the vendor of their new PC to obtain a "downgrade" to Windows 7. The few people who care about what I think are now happy campers."

    I offer similar advice, but I am realistic enough to know that especially as time goes on, the amount of people who are going to be satisfied by these steps is going to decrease. I've already talked to people who don't want to bother getting Win 7 as a downgrade, reinstalling, setting up their data and programs again (and/or don't have the technical know how) simply to get away from an OS that "works", yet has some irritating OS issues and esoteric "invisible in one's day to day life until a calamity happens" privacy, security, and ethics flaws.

    "Or you could just install windows 7."
    I most certainly can. But many of those people purchasing new PCs (including touch screens, tablets etc..) can't, or won't. It will become more expensive even for those who are self-built and buying their own OS. (Buying Win8 Pro is already considerably cheaper than Win7 Pro, Ultimate, Home Premium in many cases).

    "Trick question."
    Not at all. There is going to be a significant difference between using some Facebook tile, one that only connects to Microsoft directly, and one that is simply a UI add-on for some Free Software program. etc. I expect that with Windows Store and whatnot there is going to be a whole assortment of varying Metro app policies. Would you rather have a bunch of Facebook and Angry Birds stuff alone, or would you rather direct a user who WANTED TO USE A METRO APP to something like VLC Player (which is attempting to secure funding to get VLC player on the Windows Store/Metro Approved.). Not to mention, a "ClassicShell-like" FOSS alternative to Metro such as KDE/QT Plasmids that can provide the Metro-like experience without some of the dangers, if users are knowledgeable enough about their presence.

    "The fact of the matter is Microsoft is a business and its survival is tied to customers purchasing products. The defeatist additude you are powerless and have no other choices is both incorrect and self-reinforcing.
    There is no more powerful driver in business than voting with your dollar.
    Windows 8 is not about imparting any new value on the customer. It is about CPR on tablet and phone market share. It is about a boiling frog approach to a closed app store model where all execution must be currated and approved by MS with hands in the cookie jar at every step. It is about epic leaks of data and privacy. It is about monitizing everything possible... even the shit metro apps that come with windows have ads with content downloaded from the Internet.
    If you don't like all the bullshit you have a choice. If enough people fail to exercise their choice it will in fact vaporize.
    For example the movie industry would like nothing better than to kill off DVDs and force everyone upgrade to blueray. Why don't they?

    I'm not advocating quitting, or even rejecting the notion of offering criticism and voting with your dollar. However, I'm pragmatic enough to know that even if every single geek self-built PC rejected Win8, MS would barely be scratched compared to all the pre-installed and embedded marketplaces. Most users who want/need Windows for whatever reason and aren't open to switching to something entirely different as well as those that simply use what comes with their new PC/device, are going to increasingly be using Windows 8. Microsoft has heard our objections and frankly doesn't care - they are betting that the big OEMs a

  494. Re:Not again... by ais523 · · Score: 1

    That Gnome 3 complaint is almost certainly a for-technical-reasons one. The problem is that you can look at a window and observe that it's open, and make a good guess about which app it belongs to, but that doesn't necessarily give you enough information to be able to open another copy of the app.

    (I've been looking into the technical details behind this in an attempt to improve it for Unity, and I'm reasonably sure there's no 100% reliable way to figure it out. Unity's solution seems to be just to randomly fail when it can't figure it. Gnome 3 is presumably only making it possible when it's sure it'll work.)

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  495. Re:Not again... by symbolset · · Score: 1

    When you connect the mouse there is a cursor. Have you not tried it?

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  496. Re:Not again... by symbolset · · Score: 1

    Oh cool. Where is the manual? What variation of sweeping, tapping, swiping and clicking at unmarked positions of screen calls it up?

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  497. Re:Not again... by Patch86 · · Score: 1

    I don't know about the other two, but in Unity hovering the cursor over an icon still gives you the full programme name. Seeing as Unity isn't intended for touchscreens (believe it or not), this isn't a big issue. Although saying that, I still prefer the old fashioned way- where the name appears right there next to the icon.

    Even if that's still a feature in Windows 8, it doesn't help you if you're trying to use it on a touchscreen device.

  498. Re:Not again... by Patch86 · · Score: 1

    Exactly like that. If someone said "Gnome 3 is brilliant, I use it all the time and it's my favourite!", you would be justified in being sceptical. If it turned out that they were using Cinnamon, you would cry foul. You'd say "That's not Gnome 3, it's Cinnamon! You still hate Gnome 3, but you like the related but different Cinnamon!".

    If you spend hours modifying Windows 8, ripping the guts out of it, changing your default boot-up settings, running third party replacements for core functionality, then you can't in all honesty say "Windows 8 doesn't suck, it's brilliant!". That smacks of it being badly broken out of the box.

    Just like Gnome 3.

  499. Re:Not again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This, right here is the only reason this stupid metro paradigm is being forced upon the Windows world.

    Microsoft is seeing what Apple and Google have done and they want some of that sweet, sweet app revenue.

    All other considerations are secondary.

  500. Re:Not again... by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

    You can't just search for what you think somehting is called - you have to know the specific name of the thing.

    Not in the case of control panel items. I know because I tried several variations of "password management" with different words and it still turned up the relevant results.

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  501. Can you imagine what it's going to be like... by rnturn · · Score: 1

    ...trying to support end-users over the phone when they're using an interface like this? Help Desk turnover has always been very high (I once saw someone hired to work the HD leave for lunch and never come back -- on their first day). I hate to think of the level of stress they're going to be subjected to having to walk someone through problems when applications are running on Win8/Metro.

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  502. Re:Not again... by dudpixel · · Score: 1

    It seems pretty clear that you've never used Windows 8, particularly because you're referring people to the article rather than offering your own experience.

    - it more than doubles the number of clicks and moves you have to do to perform normal operations,

    When launching applications I actually need to use less clicks than before. I can also type the name of an app rather than hunting through menus.
    With settings, I can launch the control panel via swiping on the right side of the screen, or right clicking at the bottom left. Again, less clicks.
    Other than those two things (launching applications and accessing the control panel) everything can be done the same as in windows 7.

    - applications (like the weather predictions) keep popping up when you least expect because you made a gesture with your mouse that the horrible horrible UI mistakes as another touch gesture that has nothing to do with what you want to do,

    Never had that happen. You could always disable the weather app. I'm pretty sure you need to set this up to begin with before it even works, so if you never went into the app to start with, you wouldn't have this problem.

    - you simply cannot find configuration features without knowing the specific keywords, because there are no shortcuts that do not involve typing these specific keywords/ This is something they started with the advanced file search in Windows 7, which is much worse than XPs, but went viral on Windows 8

    I'm not sure what you mean. Yes, you can search for configuration options, which is something you could not do in previous versions of windows.

    How would you find configuration features in Windows 7? What about XP? and how is that different from windows 8? AFAIK those "old" ways of finding things are still there, but now there is ALSO the ability to type what you want and have windows display settings that match your query.

    I tell people that apart from the start menu, you could pretty much use windows 8 exactly like windows 7 and never know the difference.

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  503. Re:Not again... by dudpixel · · Score: 1

    I got used to the new start screen - it's not _that_ bad, no worse than hunting through menus to find what you're looking for, and actually better in that you can just start typing the name of a program and it comes up in the search. Or you can type the name of a control panel applet or setting, and that works too.

    What if you don't remember the name of that control panel applet? What if you don't know the application's name, but would otherwise find it if you could browse through menus?

    "Just typing the name" of some computer program or appet can be horribly inconvenient.

    Um, then you do it the way you would've done it in windows 7. Just open the control panel and clicky clicky.

    The control panel can be accessed either by right-clicking the bottom left of the screen, or swiping up from the bottom right of the screen. I found this out by myself, so I'm sure it isn't that hard.

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  504. Re:Not again... by dudpixel · · Score: 1

    Now you have the problem of trying to explain how this is somehow worse than what we had in windows 7 or any other prior version of windows.

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  505. Re:Not again... by dudpixel · · Score: 1

    the start MENU has been changed into the start SCREEN.

    It is more in line with OSX launchpad and gnome shell's launcher. Whether that's a good or bad thing is a matter of opinion and preference.

    Personally I decided that there wasn't a lot I could do about it, and might as well just get used to it. I tried a start menu replacement app and it was terrible.

    Nowadays I actually don't mind the start screen - it is a quicker way to launch my often-used apps than trying to hunt through menus to find them. It's not perfect, but I don't really care.

    Worrying about stuff like that just makes your life negative for no good reason. Just live with it and move on. There's always more important things to worry about.

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  506. Re:Not again... by dudpixel · · Score: 1

    Have you used it? I'm willing to bet you haven't.

    Let's be objective about it.

    What could the old start menu do that the start screen cannot do? Why not challenge yourself to get used to the start screen and then see if launching apps is not actually faster using the new start screen. Same with organising your apps.

    As for looking for the name of control panel apps, how is that different to windows 7? At least windows 8 provides the ability to search. Your complaint applies to all previous versions of windows too.

    You say MS crippled the UI, but now you need to give examples of how the start screen offers less functionality than what you had before.
    I can think of how it offers more functionality (ie. search), but not less.

    I'm not interested in metro apps - and you're replying to my post which was all about how you could use windows 8 just like windows 7 with no regressions in functionality nor ease of use.

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  507. Re:Not again... by dudpixel · · Score: 1

    I've seen no evidence of what you described about metro. I don't use it, and it doesn't ever bother me.

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  508. Re:Not again... by dudpixel · · Score: 1

    Well no, because MS decided to call it Windows 8. Sure, if there was a Windows 7 with all of the OTHER benefits of Windows 8 then you might have a point, but the fact is that Windows 8 does have a lot of internal improvements over Windows 7, even if you never touch metro apps.

    I found the improvements and new features (automatic backups - see File Versions) enough to justify the $39 upgrade from Windows 7. My Win7 used to take 2.5 mins to boot up. Contrast to about 30 seconds in Windows 8 (same machine).

    I'm not trying to sell it. I don't care if you never buy it. I don't care if it's a flop. It works ok for me, no different to win7 in practice really. When the next version comes out, if they release it at a low price just like windows 8, then I'll again review the features and decide whether it's worth the upgrade. I was late moving to windows 7, and never bought XP on its own. I use Linux on my work pc and until last year used it on all my PCs as the main system. Windows 8 does what I need without much fuss, and I'm getting past caring about the intricate details of different OSes.

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  509. Re:Not again... by dudpixel · · Score: 1

    Are you pretending that they didn't touch a single line of the old windows code?

    Of course they made improvements all over. It's like Windows 7 SP2. No one's forcing you to upgrade. My whole point was that metro shouldn't be the reason you don't upgrade, since you barely need to touch it.

    If it was the usual $200-800 that previous versions were, I'd wholeheartedly agree with you. But it's $39. I found the new features enough to justify paying that low price.

    Feel free to wait for Windows 9.

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  510. Re:Not again... by dudpixel · · Score: 1

    People really have a lot of inertia against the start screen don't they?

    Really, it isn't that bad. It can do everything the menu used to do. In most cases it is faster. It also allows you to search for apps by name, which is something the start menu could not do.

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  511. Re:Not again... by dudpixel · · Score: 1

    Perhaps you should actually use it before commenting. I've been using it since late October and if it was like you describe, I too might hate it. But it isn't like that at all. In fact, it works just like Windows 7, but just incrementally better.

    You can tell who has used it and who hasn't just be reading the comments. The ones who haven't used it are just feeding off the rumour mill.

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  512. Re:Not again... by dudpixel · · Score: 1

    Huh? you can still sort by modified date in windows 8 explorer.

    I agree that for your particular example it's a bit clunky - you have to select 'Search' -> 'Date Modified' -> 'Today' (for example) and then when it does the search you can click on where it says "datemodified:today" and it will pop up a date-range box allowing you to specify your own date using the mouse.

    I worked that out in about 2 minutes. Surely you're not slower than me. I'm no windows expert - I mainly use linux. I just try things until I figure it out.

    If your problem is just that you don't want to have to learn new things, then why not just say that instead of blaming it on some hypothetical shortcomings of windows 8. It seems that your problem is more that it is different, rather than worse. It's just that for you, different IS worse, but for anyone starting with windows 7/8, it's a non-issue.

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  513. Re:Not again... by DarwinSurvivor · · Score: 1

    I bet you 99.9% of tablet users don't even know you can do that. So why would the tablet companies bother putting in a feature (dual screen) that 99% of users wouldn't even know CAN be used, let alone want to?

  514. Re:Not again... by Rakarra · · Score: 1

    This is reminding of Slashdot's lame attempts and FUD against Windows 7 with the fake benchmark shit and false claims of DRM.

    Yeah, that wasn't quite true. The grousing about Windows 7 was minor at best. Did it exist? Sure, but no where close to the same extent that ME and Vista received, and it seems like Microsoft is swinging back and forth between bad and good OSes like the Star Trek film franchise. It started with Windows 98, most people thought it was an improvement, but Windows ME was poorly received. Then came XP which did great, but Vista was a flop. Windows 7 seemed like the successor to XP, a fine OS on its own, but Windows 8 is getting the reception that the poorer entries on the list received.

  515. The tail isn't "wagging the dog" this time... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.cnbc.com/id/100337335

    STILL yet others (Thanks Hairyfeet):

    http://bgr.com/2012/12/18/consumer-reports-windows-8-criticism-257728/

    http://bgr.com/2012/12/05/microsoft-surface-sales-q4-2012-est/

    http://www.tech-thoughts.net/2012/11/windows-8-sales-weak-microsoft-blames-oems.html

    ---

    PART of that is "hard times" economically though, which makes folks "make do" with what they have, & what they have, nowadays? SPEEDSTERS... ever since the Core series came out by Intel?? VERY fast. More than adequate.

    Personally?

    Well - I cannot BELIEVE the MS folks didn't see it coming, & especially from the 'business men' there, AND, more especially from an ECONOMIC point of view.

    (NOW was not the time for "changes"... sure, develop that unified codebase, but don't "piss off" your PC desktop + laptop using public & force them into unfamiliar territory... especially not now!)

    Damn dumb actually of them, to be blunt about it.

    * However, MS can afford to make a mistake now & then, especially a silly easily replaced one like a desktop shell!

    (Though Mr. Sinofsky is the one who REMOVED the ability to hack the registry & replace the 'metro' shell with one users know & like, Explorer IE shell, what we've been using essentially since 1995 onwards to present).

    APK

    P.S.=> Bottom-line? Ok - THIS is WHAT YOU GET, when you put "money men" @ the helm & whose ENTIRE EXISTENCE is "the holy dollar", when @ the wheel of companies, rather than techies who are also businessmen who UNDERSTAND their target markets (ala "King Billy"/Mr. Gates, whom I call that out of RESPECT)...

    That type? Hey... they don't know their target market, & are out of touch in that regards, & again: YOU JUST CAN'T SELL SOMETHING TO PEOPLE THEY DID NOT WANT, & that's cardinal RULE of sales you'd *think* that THAT type of man, would @ least understand - apparently? They don't...

    ... apk again:

  516. Re:Not again... by lightknight · · Score: 1

    "Utilities that have the most interest will always be in the official stores." -> Unqualified statement. For example, any program which MS disagrees with will probably be banned. They may be immensely popular, but that does not mean they will be available through this store. If anything, a number of the more capable programs out there will require installer or setups that may conflict with the Windows Store installer, as such ensuring that they cannot be purchased.

    And the rest of your post reads "Dude, this is where everyone else is going, there's no stopping it, so get on the bandwagon and shut up. You sound like the arrogant business guy right out of college, who lands a job at his dad's company, and has whipped out a 'sure thing' strategy for its products, while berating your customers and insulting your employees when they disagree with you. Good luck with that, better learn to enjoy eating vegetables from cans."

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  517. Re:Not again... by lightknight · · Score: 1

    Edit:

    Dude, this is where everyone else is going, there's no stopping it, so get on the bandwagon and shut up." You sound like the arrogant business guy right out of college, who lands a job at his dad's company, and has whipped out a 'sure thing' strategy for its products, while berating your customers and insulting your employees when they disagree with you. Good luck with that, better learn to enjoy eating vegetables from cans.

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  518. Re:Not again... by KingMotley · · Score: 1

    OK, let's take a long step back. The original post I made was about why you would want a central market place, and I responded to that question. I didn't take it as a specific reference to Microsoft's Store, either in it's current form or any form it may take in the future, but as a generic answer as to why one would be beneficial. It is on a generic level the equivalent of a linux software repository. Arguing that having hooks in the OS for a software repository/store isn't a feature is silly. You may not use it, nor like it, but that doesn't mean the some (I would argue most) users would like it.

    Now from that, every response wants to take a look and nit pick about specific implementations of that. While I tend to think that the Microsoft Store will be less heavy handed than say Apple's in regards to what they will and won't approve to put in the store (I haven't seen anything that is restricted, but I haven't actively looked). Regardless of that, there is nothing keeping users from installing whatever they want from outside of the store environment on Windows 8 Pro machines -- so again, if you don't like it, don't use it. Find your own software and install it. However, I believe having one place to which you can find most/all of your applications, and be fairly sure that it isn't just some malicious trojan infected piece of software AND you have one central place to check for updates (rather than 200 different background "update checkers") and actually do the updates (one at a time or in batch), is a good thing. You may disagree.

    Also, I'm not right out of college, I don't work at my dad's company, but I do occasionally berate clients when they say what they do, and I do sometimes disagree with employees under me, work with me, or I work for -- it is always on a professional level. I don't know everything, and neither do they -- if we disagree it is either because we have different philosophies, or are on different levels of experience and eventually I or they will learn. Often our discussions are more about learning the why and transferring knowledge from someone who is more experienced in a subject to one that is not than trying to prove who is right to brag. We are all pretty solid headed and understand we aren't all experts in everything, but we always try to learn from those who have more experience than we do.

  519. Re:Not again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nowadays I actually don't mind the start screen - it is a quicker way to launch my often-used apps than trying to hunt through menus to find them.

    Except without the "quicker" part.

  520. Re:Not again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It also allows you to search for apps by name, which is something the start menu could not do.

    Are you trolling, or have you never used Vista or 7?

  521. Re:Not again... by E-Rock · · Score: 1

    Microsoft really does need a preinstalled app that is just to teach you how to use the new UI.

    They actually do have a manual, it's right here: http://download.microsoft.com/download/A/2/E/A2E4C3EB-99A0-47B4-A620-D2F94FCDF3E5/Windows8_WindowsRT_ProductGuide_EN.pdf

    This is on page 11, it's also in the intro video shown to all new users (which is incredibly short and vague).

  522. Re:Not again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  523. Will I have the choice of not using it? by ukoda · · Score: 1

    I tried in the shop and it was as bad as I expected. As a power user creating stuff I like multiple programs open and clearly this not the OS for that. I guess they are targeting the 90% of users who simply consume and only single task. That's fine, I have the choice of sticking with what I like, Linux Mint Cinnamon edition, but do I really?

    As I looked around the shop at all those Windows 8 laptop I wonder how many of them have locked down boot loaders that won't let me install Linux? And how many retail store are going to let boot a USB key and have a look at the HDD with a partitioning tool to see if it will be possible? I left the store depressed about the loss of choice. Maybe the old joke "We have both types of music, country and western" should now be "We have both types of OSes, Windows 8 and Mac OS 10.8".

  524. Re:Not again... by PCM2 · · Score: 1

    You are defending this as being intuitive to the new user?

    Interesting point. Observe that for Windows 8 Microsoft is only selling an upgrade package through the retail channel. You need to jump through hoops to get a clean-install version (or at least buy new hardware). It seems that Microsoft's argument is that there is no such thing as a new user.

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  525. Re:Not again... by interval1066 · · Score: 1

    The community is emulating the metro thing.

    If you're referring to the gnome 3/unity fiasco, that occurred well before metro went GA, so its quite the other way around I think.

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  526. Yeah, but it's hilarious! by Chrislove22 · · Score: 1

    Most of the criticism of Brian's criticism is valid, but this video is hilarious and points out some very valid flaws. They may be overstated, yes, and if he gave it the 30 days of use he was planning to give it, maybe Windows 8 wouldn't be so perplexing, but I'm sure glad we got to experience this knee-jerk reaction in its current form. Kudos for Brian for posting this awesome animated essay.

  527. erroneus/john b wilcox = disgusting fatass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Erroneus/john b wilcox: When you eat, is your dish a wheelbarrow, your fork a pitchfork, and spoon a shovel or what http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=3345911&cid=42414637 ? Does your bed use chevy truck coil springs and struts to hold your fat ass off the floor too? Hahahaha. No wonder you said this "Oh... to eat pizza again..." by erroneus (253617) on Saturday December 22, @05:20PM (#42371769) from http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=3335159&cid=42371769 you disgustingly fat hog.

  528. erroneus/john b wilcox: We agree you need a diet! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Erroneus/john b wilcox: When you eat, is your dish a wheelbarrow, your fork a pitchfork, + spoon a shovel or what http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=3345911&cid=42414637 ? Does your bed use chevy truck coil springs and struts to hold your fat ass off the floor too? Hahahaha. No wonder you said this "Oh... to eat pizza again..." by erroneus (253617) on Saturday December 22, @05:20PM (#42371769) from http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=3335159&cid=42371769 you disgustingly fat hog.

  529. Re:Not again... by DeSigna · · Score: 1

    OK, I'll bite.

    A big part of my job (at an IT integrator) is going out with salespeople to chat with customers when potential projects are looming, determining requirements and a suitable solution. From that perspective, we've had a lot of questions asked about Windows 8, so we've run some demo units up to loan out for the curious. Our help desk also had a couple of their workstations converted to familiarise themselves with the environment.

    Within a business environment, the feedback has been entirely negative. We have yet to do a Win8 rollout within a client. Internally, those deskbound staff who got a Win8 PC have since reverted to Windows 7 after trying really hard for a week or 2 - I'm not sure why, it more likely relates to us having a lot more clients running Win7 and helpdesk staff wanted to have an environment to match. There is still a spare Win8 demo PC for internal use by any tech team members. Even reverting to a "classic Aero" interface with a start menu was frustrating.

    Our customers found the interface very confusing (far more so than WinXP to Vista). Even with classic mode, they did not like the distractions, the interfaces, and felt that nothing in Windows 8 added business value beyond what was available in Windows 7.

    All of that is pretty obvious - I never expected something touted as effectively "Windows Touch Screen Edition" to have a huge business focus. However, I've been talking to our various IT contacts at customers - we would talk to a few hundred at least once a month, managed services and whatnot - curious about Win8 for their own use on laptops, tablets and home PCs. I gave them my opinion of it (which isn't high from my admittedly limited exposure). The feedback there has been almost entirely negative. Even customers who adore their new Windows Mobile devices hate the similar interface in Win8. I don't think we've sold a single PC without downgrading to Win7 first.

    Very few of these people have used anything but Windows since '00. We HAVE had a big spike on MacBook purchases recently.

    Admittedly, we're an integrator and we do not box drop or sell retail product. Harvey Norman might have a different story, but they don't have to deal with the support issues on the back end. We get that when a CFO calls us because his kids can't use the new home PC - and we're not going to tell him we can't help.

  530. Re:Not again... by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

    So why would the tablet companies bother putting in a feature (dual screen) that 99% of users wouldn't even know CAN be used, let alone want to?

    For the same reason that Microsoft puts the security policy MMC console into every version of Windows?

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  531. Re:Not again... by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

    I have no problem with using, or managing Windows.

    However, the changes to the UI for Windows 8 are not for the better. They are a significant cause of lost productivity for any user who uses more than one program at once.
    As an example, the Image and Fax Viewer in Win 7 was a windowed component, just like every other component of Win 7.
    In Windows 8, it's a full screen Metro app.
    Now imagine the following use case:
    You're to look at an image, and type up a description of it.
    In Windows 7, you open the image in Image and Fax Viewer on one side of the screen, and your word processor on the other side, and type up your description, while looking at the image.
    In Windows 8, you open the image in Image and Fax Viewer, look at it for a while, swap to your word processor, type some, swap back to the image, look at it some more, swap back to your word processor, type some more, think "Crap...what direction was that piece facing," swap back to the image, check what you needed to, swap back to your word processor, etc.etc.etc.

    See the problem? Windows 8 requires the installation of third party software to not be unreasonably inefficient, whereas Windows 7 (and virtually all other windowing OSs) can efficiently do the task without third party software.

    Changing something to improve efficiency is fine. Changing it for purely marketing reasons that have a detrimental effect on efficiency for a large number of use cases is a bad thing. That's exactly what has happened with Windows 8.

    Putting up with someone's poorly thought out, authoritarian design decisions, simply because using it is possible, even though less efficient than the past, says much more about you than it does about Windows, too.

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  532. Re:Not again... by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

    Most pre-Win8 full screen applications don't make sense to run windowed. The one that's usually brought up by Metro proponents as an example is games.
    Ok...how often do I need to work on a Word document while I'm also killing pixels in Call of Duty? The attention required to not die in CoD means that I can't do anything else anyway, so running any less than full screen doesn't make sense.
    Image and Fax Viewer, OTOH, doesn't make any sense at all to be full screen, unless you're using it to display a slideshow, but it's a Metro app in Win8. I can't remember exactly what other included applications have been changed to apps in Win8, but I know there are a few.

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  533. See cbiltcliffe "EAT HIS WORDS" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From -> http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=3319303&cid=42428733

    Utterly HILARIOUS... he accused me of "modifying my method" but I quote RIGHT FROM WHERE I POSTED IT (to destroy the "indestructible rootkit")...

    I.E.-> He CLAIMS I said ProcessExplorer was for killing a rootkit... I said NO such thing, see here:

    "My problem with your randomly capitalized, scatterbrained posts is that you claimed rootkits (not this particular rootkit, but rootkits in general) could be removed with Process Explorer when other tools fail. Yes, you also included Recovery Console in there, but you stated "removed" with Process Explorer. Afterwards you modified this to be "mopped up" with Process Explorer. (hmmmm... changing the terms of the argument again. Seems to be something you do a lot of. Terrified of losing, maybe?)" - by cbiltcliffe (186293) on Sunday December 30, @10:45AM (#42426167) Homepage

    ---

    Ok then: NOW, here is EXACTLY what I said, from the thread on the "indestructible rootkit", quoted verbatim - Anyone can SEE that I "modified" NOTHING I originally said & the link below proves it (direct quote of my method, which makes your "tool" completely unnecessary & YOU KNOW IT):

    ---

    PERTINENT QUOTE/EXCERPT of my method, from here in the thread he said I said otherwise: ->

    "STEPS TO TAKE TO ERADICATE THIS ROOTKIT/BOTNET. NON-DESTRUCTIVELY:

    ---

    1.) Recovery Console bootup
    2.) listsvc command to spot offending bogus MBR protecting driver (hello_tt.sys)
    3.) disable command to stop it from loading
    4.) Reboot to RC again
    5.) Fixmbr command to clear bootsector (no longer protected by said driver since it was disabled from load)
    6.) REBOOT NORMALLY (it WILL be gone, guaranteed)

    ---

    MY ACTUAL WORDS & METHOD QUOTED VERBATIM FROM -> http://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=2282088&cid=36653602 above...

    * Which works against ANY rootkit, both bootsector originating type, or driver driven type (or like this one, a combination of BOTH), 100% guaranteed - NO QUESTIONS ASKED, period...

    APK

    P.S.=> Then, IF this thing "hauls in" any more malware, which it CAN do?

    Then - You "mop it up" using Process Explorer completely once the rootkit is destroyed!

    (ProcessExplorer.exe works vs. ANY malware, even hidden ones beneath other std. processes hooked by libs/dlls, or services even)

    I.E./E.G. -> You use its "suspend" feature to send HLT instructions to the offending malware, & then?

    Then, you can delete it on disk & it's "Gone With The Dawn"...' - by Anonymous Coward (Myself, APK)

    ---

    * NOW? LMAO, you can ALL watch this punk cbiltcliffe "dance", trying to deny his own words that I "modified my methods" in his trolling me THIS year again on it!

    (cbiltcliffe - Who *tried* to say I 'modified my method' posting 10 days after I showed otherwise no less, trying to "get the last word" on me, here -> http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=3319303&cid=42428733 recently!

    APK

    P.S.=> I said I would EMBARASS him with it, & am keeping to my word now, in doing so is all...

    Funniest of all?

    I have another 50 LIKE IT - which is MORE than ANY OTHER SINGLE 'naysayer' troll who minces words or tries to 'post weeks later to get the last word' as he did shown above!

    50 debates - Where I blew him away totally, on:

    ---

    1.) hosts files
    2.) unsigned driver installs
    3.) DNS clientside cache
    4.) Saying nobody reads my posts or cares about them
    4.) Saying I said TcpView OR processexplorer was for killing rootkits ala:

    ---

    "My issue has always been with your claim that coul

  534. See cbiltcliffe "EAT HIS WORDS" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From -> http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=3319303&cid=42428733

    Utterly HILARIOUS... he accused me of "modifying my method" but I quote RIGHT FROM WHERE I POSTED IT (to destroy the "indestructible rootkit")...

    I.E.-> He CLAIMS I said ProcessExplorer was for killing a rootkit... I said NO such thing, see here:

    "My problem with your randomly capitalized, scatterbrained posts is that you claimed rootkits (not this particular rootkit, but rootkits in general) could be removed with Process Explorer when other tools fail. Yes, you also included Recovery Console in there, but you stated "removed" with Process Explorer. Afterwards you modified this to be "mopped up" with Process Explorer. (hmmmm... changing the terms of the argument again. Seems to be something you do a lot of. Terrified of losing, maybe?)" - by cbiltcliffe (186293) on Sunday December 30, @10:45AM (#42426167) Homepage

    ---

    Ok then: NOW, here is EXACTLY what I said, from the thread on the "indestructible rootkit", quoted verbatim - Anyone can SEE that I "modified" NOTHING I originally said & the link below proves it (direct quote of my method, which makes your "tool" completely unnecessary & YOU KNOW IT):

    ---

    PERTINENT QUOTE/EXCERPT of my method, from here in the thread he said I said otherwise: ->

    "STEPS TO TAKE TO ERADICATE THIS ROOTKIT/BOTNET. NON-DESTRUCTIVELY:

    ---

    1.) Recovery Console bootup
    2.) listsvc command to spot offending bogus MBR protecting driver (hello_tt.sys)
    3.) disable command to stop it from loading
    4.) Reboot to RC again
    5.) Fixmbr command to clear bootsector (no longer protected by said driver since it was disabled from load)
    6.) REBOOT NORMALLY (it WILL be gone, guaranteed)

    ---

    MY ACTUAL WORDS & METHOD QUOTED VERBATIM FROM -> http://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=2282088&cid=36653602 above...

    * Which works against ANY rootkit, both bootsector originating type, or driver driven type (or like this one, a combination of BOTH), 100% guaranteed - NO QUESTIONS ASKED, period...

    APK

    P.S.=> Then, IF this thing "hauls in" any more malware, which it CAN do?

    Then - You "mop it up" using Process Explorer completely once the rootkit is destroyed!

    (ProcessExplorer.exe works vs. ANY malware, even hidden ones beneath other std. processes hooked by libs/dlls, or services even)

    I.E./E.G. -> You use its "suspend" feature to send HLT instructions to the offending malware, & then?

    Then, you can delete it on disk & it's "Gone With The Dawn"...' - by Anonymous Coward (Myself, APK)

    ---

    * NOW? LMAO, you can ALL watch this punk cbiltcliffe "dance", trying to deny his own words that I "modified my methods" in his trolling me THIS year again on it!

    (cbiltcliffe - Who *tried* to say I 'modified my method' posting 10 days after I showed otherwise no less, trying to "get the last word" on me, here -> http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=3319303&cid=42428733 recently!

    APK

    P.S.=> I said I would EMBARASS him with it, & am keeping to my word now, in doing so is all...

    Funniest of all?

    I have another 50 LIKE IT - which is MORE than ANY OTHER SINGLE 'naysayer' troll who minces words or tries to 'post weeks later to get the last word' as he did shown above!

    50 debates - Where I blew him away totally, on:

    ---

    1.) hosts files
    2.) unsigned driver installs
    3.) DNS clientside cache
    4.) Saying nobody reads my posts or cares about them
    4.) Saying I said TcpView OR processexplorer was for killing rootkits ala:

    ---

    "My issue has always been with your claim that coul

  535. See cbiltcliffe have to "EAT HIS WORDS" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From -> http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=3319303&cid=42428733

    Utterly HILARIOUS... he accused me of "modifying my method" but I quote RIGHT FROM WHERE I POSTED IT (to destroy the "indestructible rootkit")...

    I.E.-> He CLAIMS I said ProcessExplorer was for killing a rootkit... I said NO such thing, see here:

    "My problem with your randomly capitalized, scatterbrained posts is that you claimed rootkits (not this particular rootkit, but rootkits in general) could be removed with Process Explorer when other tools fail. Yes, you also included Recovery Console in there, but you stated "removed" with Process Explorer. Afterwards you modified this to be "mopped up" with Process Explorer. (hmmmm... changing the terms of the argument again. Seems to be something you do a lot of. Terrified of losing, maybe?)" - by cbiltcliffe (186293) on Sunday December 30, @10:45AM (#42426167) Homepage

    ---

    Ok then: NOW, here is EXACTLY what I said, from the thread on the "indestructible rootkit", quoted verbatim - Anyone can SEE that I "modified" NOTHING I originally said & the link below proves it (direct quote of my method, which makes your "tool" completely unnecessary & YOU KNOW IT):

    ---

    PERTINENT QUOTE/EXCERPT of my method, from here in the thread he said I said otherwise: ->

    "STEPS TO TAKE TO ERADICATE THIS ROOTKIT/BOTNET. NON-DESTRUCTIVELY:

    ---

    1.) Recovery Console bootup
    2.) listsvc command to spot offending bogus MBR protecting driver (hello_tt.sys)
    3.) disable command to stop it from loading
    4.) Reboot to RC again
    5.) Fixmbr command to clear bootsector (no longer protected by said driver since it was disabled from load)
    6.) REBOOT NORMALLY (it WILL be gone, guaranteed)

    ---

    MY ACTUAL WORDS & METHOD QUOTED VERBATIM FROM -> http://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=2282088&cid=36653602 above...

    * Which works against ANY rootkit, both bootsector originating type, or driver driven type (or like this one, a combination of BOTH), 100% guaranteed - NO QUESTIONS ASKED, period...

    APK

    P.S.=> Then, IF this thing "hauls in" any more malware, which it CAN do?

    Then - You "mop it up" using Process Explorer completely once the rootkit is destroyed!

    (ProcessExplorer.exe works vs. ANY malware, even hidden ones beneath other std. processes hooked by libs/dlls, or services even)

    I.E./E.G. -> You use its "suspend" feature to send HLT instructions to the offending malware, & then?

    Then, you can delete it on disk & it's "Gone With The Dawn"...' - by Anonymous Coward (Myself, APK)

    ---

    * NOW? LMAO, you can ALL watch this punk cbiltcliffe "dance", trying to deny his own words that I "modified my methods" in his trolling me THIS year again on it!

    (cbiltcliffe - Who *tried* to say I 'modified my method' posting 10 days after I showed otherwise no less, trying to "get the last word" on me, here -> http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=3319303&cid=42428733 recently!

    APK

    P.S.=> I said I would EMBARASS him with it, & am keeping to my word now, in doing so is all...

    Funniest of all?

    I have another 50 LIKE IT - which is MORE than ANY OTHER SINGLE 'naysayer' troll who minces words or tries to 'post weeks later to get the last word' as he did shown above!

    50 debates - Where I blew him away totally, on:

    ---

    1.) hosts files
    2.) unsigned driver installs
    3.) DNS clientside cache
    4.) Saying nobody reads my posts or cares about them
    4.) Saying I said TcpView OR processexplorer was for killing rootkits ala:

    ---

    "My issue has always been with your claim that coul

  536. See cbiltcliffe have to "EAT HIS WORDS" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From -> http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=3319303&cid=42428733

    Utterly HILARIOUS... he accused me of "modifying my method" but I quote RIGHT FROM WHERE I POSTED IT (to destroy the "indestructible rootkit")...

    I.E.-> He CLAIMS I said ProcessExplorer was for killing a rootkit... I said NO such thing, see here:

    "My problem with your randomly capitalized, scatterbrained posts is that you claimed rootkits (not this particular rootkit, but rootkits in general) could be removed with Process Explorer when other tools fail. Yes, you also included Recovery Console in there, but you stated "removed" with Process Explorer. Afterwards you modified this to be "mopped up" with Process Explorer. (hmmmm... changing the terms of the argument again. Seems to be something you do a lot of. Terrified of losing, maybe?)" - by cbiltcliffe (186293) on Sunday December 30, @10:45AM (#42426167) Homepage

    ---

    Ok then: NOW, here is EXACTLY what I said, from the thread on the "indestructible rootkit", quoted verbatim - Anyone can SEE that I "modified" NOTHING I originally said & the link below proves it (direct quote of my method, which makes your "tool" completely unnecessary & YOU KNOW IT):

    ---

    PERTINENT QUOTE/EXCERPT of my method, from here in the thread he said I said otherwise: ->

    "STEPS TO TAKE TO ERADICATE THIS ROOTKIT/BOTNET. NON-DESTRUCTIVELY:

    ---

    1.) Recovery Console bootup
    2.) listsvc command to spot offending bogus MBR protecting driver (hello_tt.sys)
    3.) disable command to stop it from loading
    4.) Reboot to RC again
    5.) Fixmbr command to clear bootsector (no longer protected by said driver since it was disabled from load)
    6.) REBOOT NORMALLY (it WILL be gone, guaranteed)

    ---

    MY ACTUAL WORDS & METHOD QUOTED VERBATIM FROM -> http://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=2282088&cid=36653602 above...

    * Which works against ANY rootkit, both bootsector originating type, or driver driven type (or like this one, a combination of BOTH), 100% guaranteed - NO QUESTIONS ASKED, period...

    APK

    P.S.=> Then, IF this thing "hauls in" any more malware, which it CAN do?

    Then - You "mop it up" using Process Explorer completely once the rootkit is destroyed!

    (ProcessExplorer.exe works vs. ANY malware, even hidden ones beneath other std. processes hooked by libs/dlls, or services even)

    I.E./E.G. -> You use its "suspend" feature to send HLT instructions to the offending malware, & then?

    Then, you can delete it on disk & it's "Gone With The Dawn"...' - by Anonymous Coward (Myself, APK)

    ---

    * NOW? LMAO, you can ALL watch this punk cbiltcliffe "dance", trying to deny his own words that I "modified my methods" in his trolling me THIS year again on it!

    (cbiltcliffe - Who *tried* to say I 'modified my method' posting 10 days after I showed otherwise no less, trying to "get the last word" on me, here -> http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=3319303&cid=42428733 recently!

    APK

    P.S.=> I said I would EMBARASS him with it, & am keeping to my word now, in doing so is all...

    Funniest of all?

    I have another 50 LIKE IT - which is MORE than ANY OTHER SINGLE 'naysayer' troll who minces words or tries to 'post weeks later to get the last word' as he did shown above!

    50 debates - Where I blew him away totally, on:

    ---

    1.) hosts files
    2.) unsigned driver installs
    3.) DNS clientside cache
    4.) Saying nobody reads my posts or cares about them
    4.) Saying I said TcpView OR processexplorer was for killing rootkits ala:

    ---

    "My issue has always been with your claim that coul

  537. Re:Not again... by BitZtream · · Score: 1

    What could the old start menu do that the start screen cannot do?

    See the app I was working on when I brought up the start menu.

    Instead, the entire screen changes to something different, then I have to scroll around to find the app I want, then go back to where I Was.

    Its jarring and breaks concentration.

    I could go on, but you clearly don't do enough work to see the biggest most obvious differences, nothing else I say will make you be any more objective anyway.

    --
    Persistent Volume manager for Kubernetes - https://github.com/dwimsey/openshift-pvmanager
  538. Re:Not again... by BitZtream · · Score: 1

    The start menu could do everything the start page can, except the start menu didn't have such a jarring experience and the start menu didn't hide what I Was looking at originally. The start menu also requires me not to move my mouse across the entire screen to get from the 'start' part to the application I'm trying to quick.

    Theres nothing that makes it 'faster' unless you have some sort of special computer that makes it so you can move your mouse over longer distance quicker than shorter distances. Perhaps some sort of time dilation device?

    --
    Persistent Volume manager for Kubernetes - https://github.com/dwimsey/openshift-pvmanager
  539. Re:Not again... by BitZtream · · Score: 1

    WTF are you using VNC on a Windows machine? 2000 called, they want their bad hack back.

    --
    Persistent Volume manager for Kubernetes - https://github.com/dwimsey/openshift-pvmanager
  540. Re:Not again... by BitZtream · · Score: 1

    Tell the moron to stop holding the mouse button down then, since thats whats required for it to confuse it as a gesture.

    --
    Persistent Volume manager for Kubernetes - https://github.com/dwimsey/openshift-pvmanager
  541. Re:Not again... by BitZtream · · Score: 1

    No actually its built into windows, and documented. Try again.

    --
    Persistent Volume manager for Kubernetes - https://github.com/dwimsey/openshift-pvmanager
  542. Re:Not again... by man_of_mr_e · · Score: 1

    No, it's *NOT* built into windows that gestures work from a touch pad.

    The touch pad is emulating the touch screen gestures, and you enable it in the touch pad driver configuration utility.

  543. Make it more like old Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, I've had a very little experience with Windows 8 on someone else's computer. Hated it. Microsoft really should have emulated Apple in this respect: create one OS for phones/tablets and another for computers; merge them slowly if at all. The Classic Shell program free from Sourcefourge should make it more familiar and will be one of, if not the first thing I install if I get Win8.

  544. Re:Not again... by Chess_the_cat · · Score: 1

    To answer your question: "Who wants to "afford" a Mac?": Some of us actually use computers for working. Besides, I'm on a computer 12 hours a day and I'm quite entertained but I never play a "game" on it.

    --
    Support the First Amendment. Read at -1
  545. Re:Not again... by exomondo · · Score: 1

    Most pre-Win8 full screen applications don't make sense to run windowed. The one that's usually brought up by Metro proponents as an example is games.
    Ok...how often do I need to work on a Word document while I'm also killing pixels in Call of Duty? The attention required to not die in CoD means that I can't do anything else anyway, so running any less than full screen doesn't make sense.

    Perfect example of a strawman argument.

    Image and Fax Viewer, OTOH, doesn't make any sense at all to be full screen, unless you're using it to display a slideshow, but it's a Metro app in Win8.

    And you can run it in side-by-side if you want, or on another monitor, or use a desktop application instead.

  546. How do your words taste, cbiltcliffe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0