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Oh, I understand the impact this will cause in those poor Microsoft Outlook users. If only someone had warned them about Microsoft!

Wait... somebody did warn... oh, it was us! That's the reason I use Thunderbird in a Microsoft-ridden organization.

Now, now, where's the champagne? Don't worry, I know German enough to write "Schadenfreude".

Let me direct some words of encouragement to my fellow friends, the Windows users: "I told ya!" Is Windows using & developing easy enough for you, now? Can you hear me now?
At least you can play those excellent games instead of reading email, huh?

Have a nice day!

(Where's that dancing banana .gif when you need it?)

Ah, yes, the little joys in life: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/banana.php

Microsoft, Windows and Outlook are trademarks of Microsoft, I believe. Fortunately, I have nothing to do with them!

That is hilarious. Like anybody should really listen to the French for military advice?

The Complete Military History of France.

Chip 'n' Dale's MMORPG?

...my personal favourite: Windows RG?! You know, familiar user experience has always been a key element to success.

Just remember folks, robots are our friends. Just watch out for the cute ones.

If you do some complex math Zune = BSOD, here is my proof!
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/newsbleat01

People have been google-bombing phrases like litigious bastards, miserable failure, french military victories, and so on for years. But these are all going about it backwards. If someone isn't looking for "litigious bastards," they're not going to find out you think it applies to SCO .

I'm amazed it's taken people (outside of black-hat SEO and comment spammers) this long to start with the keywords end-users are likely to start with -- in this case, the names of the candidates -- and aim them at a site expressing the desired POV, rather than the other way around.

This guy does it much better:

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/video/mariolive

I usually put my phone on hands-free, crank up my speakers and pull up a soundboard from a particularly stupid movie, usually Napolean Dynamite.

Some of the lines in that one are perfect for keeping a flowing conversation, but I haven't yet had the guts to click anything on the right side...

Gandalf is indeed a maia (god)

-- Maia he.
-- Maia who?
-- Maia
-- Oh. Maia.
(both) Ha ha!

Why stop there?

This type if the link works.

I dig the description for this animation on Newgrounds: "This submission is appropriate for all audiences" "Users who enjoyed this entry also enjoyed: French Erotic Film." Nevermind the grand unification theory, I'd just like to know anyone can unify a Hawking rendition of Rocket Man with French erotic film. Oh, wait...No. No I really don't.

Maybe, the person in question had heard Three Dead Trolls in a Baggies's

"Keep your Parents off the Net!"

Check out the Flash Animation of it here:
(Warning not work safe! No pron content, but it's bound to make you laugh so hard, your boss will come over to see what's wrong!)

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/netparents

ttyl
          Farrell

They like to bowl and strike
Sometimes they use your head
Robots Are Our Friends

I heard he wasn't feeling too well a while back.. has Carmack's condition improved?

Nurse! o/~

Indeed, learn some history.

Clarification of obscure reference : http://albinoblacksheep.com/flash/end.php

Remember everybody, Robots are our friends.

Your friendly neighborhood robot?

What are you talking about? Robots are our friends.

I beg to differ.

P.S. Some explanation on how that was made can be found here.

...here are some fan-produced videos for two original songs and one of his polkas. I find them musically quite stunning. He can compose a song in any genre just as well as bands who do them exclusively. If you disagree, well, at least you listened before slamming him.

http://www.weirdal.com/legohardwarestore/index.htm l
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/horoscope
http://www.weirdal.com/polka/angrywhiteboy.htm

We make fun of the French because they deserve to be made fun of.

Bonjourr-r-r-r, you cheese-eating surrender-monkey.

Why has nobody posted this yet?

Anyone else think of this when they saw the article? http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/robots.php

and next pops up http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/youare.php

Mister Rogers. He would give Chuck Norris a run for his money.

*Nintendo has joined #E3
Nintendo: Wiiiiiii!!!
Audience: Gonads and Strife?

The winner and new cham-peen: Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

Seriously. Both Microsoft and Sony have basically priced themselves out of the market. When a gaming-class PC costs less than a console, you know that you have an overpriced white elephant on your hands.

(I'm sorry, every time I think of that new name Nintendo came up with for Revolution I think of that meme video from a few years back, hence the title.)

Dude, you'd have to really suck to lose to France. ...and, btw, poo, to all of you who don't have a sense of humor :P

Umm..... No, there's a greater chance that you are an idiot.

Yeah, seriously. The insistence that 1.5.0.4 (AKA the next patch) will be the answer sounds alot like http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/winrg.php. I'd suggest Opera 8 or Firefox 1 myself, were it not for the keep-up-to-date-or-else-!!111 mazis.

sounds like someone just watched EPIC 2015

Funny stuff. But you should give credit where credit is due, ya cheese eating plagiarist. http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/france.html

(I thought Sony already was using animated rodents in their PSP ads.

Why anyone did not post a link to this is something that I can not explain.

Come on, Internet people! Where's your love for Threebrain!

Is it Why like "Why the heck did they name it that?" ... or is it "weeeeeeeeee" like the Gonads and Strife squirrel flash thing?

Either way, someone is cracking some smoke.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/weeee.php

Yo I went up to a thug gangster and he was like "Yo, motherfucker, wii!"

Is it pronounced Yo mutha fucka weeee! or Wheee! (nyeh nyeh nyeh)?

For those who would like to (re)aquaint themselves with Mr. Raza here's the video: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/video/swk.php

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/youare.php

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/france.html

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/france.html

The hairs should help prevent it from sticking to magnets.

3D Ping pong.

3D Pong is free.