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Seriously now... Do you think I am trying to trick you with reversed phycology?

Yes, yes I do. I think this conversation can be summed up like so:

Donut[AFK]: RIPOSTE
Donut[AFK]: ADDON RIPOSTE
Eurakarte: COUNTER-RIPOSTE
Donut[AFK]: COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE
Eurakarte: NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON

Seriously now... Do you think I am trying to trick you with reversed phycology?

Yes, yes I do. I think this conversation can be summed up like so:

Donut[AFK]: RIPOSTE
Donut[AFK]: ADDON RIPOSTE
Eurakarte: COUNTER-RIPOSTE
Donut[AFK]: COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE
Eurakarte: NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON

<NES> lol
<NES> I download something from Napster
<NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
<NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
<NES> "getting my song back fucker"

So, essentially you agree with this quote from bash.org?

I guess it depends on what you want from your computer. If one wants one of those trendy ultra-slim, ultra-tiny netbooks just to show off that he has one of those trendy ultra-slim, ultra-tiny netbooks, I guess he got something wrong. They're ultra-slim and ultra-tiny to make them fit into smaller spaces and be easier to carry. Not to be fashionable.

A computer is first and foremost a tool. Not an accessory. When did men become so fashion-crazed that we need a substitute for a woman's Prada purse?

90+% of web developers fall into the first category.

I belong with the other 20%.

Pirates have reported that after installing pirated games, they did not need to pay to get a free re-download from the Wii Shop Channel.

obligatory bash quote

Mod parent up!

Obligatory

I download something from Napster
  And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
  I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
  "getting my song back fucker"

- bash

<DmncAtrny> I will write on a huge cement block "BY ACCEPTING THIS BRICK THROUGH YOUR WINDOW, YOU ACCEPT IT AS IS AND AGREE TO MY DISCLAIMER OF ALL WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, AS WELL AS DISCLAIMERS OF ALL LIABILITY, DIRECT, INDIRECT, CONSEQUENTIAL OR INCIDENTAL, THAT MAY ARISE FROM THE INSTALLATION OF THIS BRICK INTO YOUR BUILDING."

<DmncAtrny> And then hurl it through the window of a Sony officer

<DmncAtrny> and run like hell

http://bash.org/?577451

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Filter error: Don't use so many caps. It's like YELLING. Filter error: Don't use so many caps. It's like YELLING. Filter error: Don't use so many caps. It's like YELLING.

Will it include a deep-fisting Shiva or even Ganesh, and Xenu as a dominatrix?
Oh, and of course a very specific burning goat and a pterodactyl! (Obviously NSFW!)

Here's my password: Nicefuckentryyoustupidassholethisisslashdothowstupiddoyouthinkweare?

Which actually means: "I have never read bash.org."

For those that don't know where that comes from, it's a bash quote.

Now, if they just create the face-stab model...

http://www.bash.org/?4281

we're getting closer

h|tler> HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU TELL THAT I'M 13 BY LOOKING AT WHAT I'M WRITEING?

If you click, you get more question marks... Damn lameness filter.

For those who don't get the reference: http://bash.org/?104383

Funny side note, the captcha is "passport". Cue the WarGames jokes...

Now imagine that same person deciding to release those photos... After the age of consent.. A victim-less crime perhaps? Or VERY BAD?

I'm sorry to disappoint you, but no-one cares about seeing a weenie of a 10 year old splashing in the water. No, really. It's not shameful, it's not offensive, and it just generally shouldn't concern you in the slightest.

Is there a possibility that someone, somewhere, is jerking off to that? Well, sure, you bet - but, apparently, there are people who'd do that to an emu taking a vicious dump. At this point, you should probably just ask yourself if you actually care; and if you're sane, you really shouldn't care at all.

What if we blow up the sun? Would that send them a clear enough message?
http://www.bash.org/?744067

You can't buy one, but if you wink just right, one might follow you home from the bar.

If you are going to rip off a bash.org quote, the least you can do is attribute it.

Your comment reminded me of this.

Am I the only one that read the title and immediately thought of this bash quote? http://bash.org/?908184

ITYM http://www.bash.org/?244321

That reminds me. Some people just have a fixation on a color.
My mom is gonna paint her red car...
wait for it...
you guessed it...
red...

Not like her car needs a paint job. And shes not getting the same red color, apparently the red she wants is 2 more notches red than the current red. I didn't realize there was more than 1 kind of red, but hay, I'm a guy.

reminds me of the bash quote:
http://www.bash.org/?914350

<Rex> He's a guy, he only sees like 10 colours or something, don't do this to him.

Honestly though, it takes you what? a minute to change the style if you don't like it? I understand its Ubuntu, but skin change? Slow news day much?

This bash quote is, I think, appropriate:

<glyph> For example - if you came in here asking "how do I use a jackhammer" we might ask "why do you need to use a jackhammer"
<glyph> If the answer to the latter question is "to knock my grandmother's head off to let out the evil spirits that gave her cancer", then maybe the problem is actually unrelated to jackhammers

When someone comes in with a question like this, it is entirely worth asking what he's actually trying to accomplish - because writing ones and zeros directly to a hard disk platter is the deepest sort of black magic, and there's absolutely no reason why this is the only way to accomplish what he wants to do.

That may be true for such uninteresing events, but ROPE SKIPPING HAS TO BECOME OLYMPIC!

Reason: http://bash.org/?146497

Relevant bash.org quote: http://bash.org/?814243

I'm not dumb enough to say anything I want to keep private over a cel phone anyway.

"Hi, lover. Let's get it on tonight. I love it when you {lick my {balls,pussy}, put whipped cream up my butt and eat it back out while you pour hot wax on my nipples and whip me with your sister watching}."

See also http://bash.org/?246405

Your post reminded me of this bit on bash.org.

http://www.bash.org/?178890

This Bash quote is quite fitting here.

Wonderful, mine is also blanked out: hunter2 :)
See?

Obligatory bash.org reference: http://www.bash.org/?244321

http://www.bash.org/?244321

#88575 +(9158)- [X]

  I should bomb something ...and it's off the cuff remarks like that that are the reason I don't log chats
  Just in case the FBI ever needs anything on me
  I'm sure they can just get it from someone who DOES log chats.
*** FBI has joined #gamecubecafe
  We saw it anyway.
*** FBI has quit IRC (Quit: )

http://www.bash.org/?88575

http://bash.org/?835030

I'm sure this guy would have appreciated your kind gesture

There are a few sports shown on TV where it isn't immediately obvious why it could be interesting to watch. For reference, see http://bash.org/?146497

And when you go around mocking the people who died doing something stupid, often times you are too busy laughing to know the whole story."

And how would knowing the whole story make her actions any less stupid? Her actions led to her death. Mocking her actions is a good thing-it might encourage others not to do similar things. I'd like to think I would never do anything as stupid as that but if I do, I fully expect to be mocked for it. Because I'd deserve it.

Take the story of the girl jumping in the water after her moped for instance. Now lets say she had a ring worth $100,000 tucked away in the seat. Now the person's actions don't seem so stupid. Granted some people will argue that no amount of money is worth risking your life, but the point still remains. Almost anything can seem "stupid" if you're not looking at every variable in the equation.
That being said, I don't condone stupidity. I am a firm believer in this bash quote.

#4753 +(16242)- [X] The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

Why did I have to think of this when I read your comment: http://bash.org/?104383

They also lowered their math standards. From 16MBps to 9.7 MBps is a 40% reduction, not "almost 50%".

It reminds me of this gem from bash.org:

<kyourek> There was a 23% drop in temperature.
<nappyjallapy> That's almost 25%!
<kyourek> ... That was one of the most worthless comments I've ever heard.

That can happen with bad IRC behaviour as well: http://bash.org/?117002

Oblig.:

http://bash.org/?quote=244321

hunter2 sauce

In case anyone missed the reference

Kinda reminded me of this.

When you're stuck with corporate rubbish, be inventive!

ObBash:

<BombScare> i beat the internet
<BombScare> the end guy is hard

http://bash.org/?4278

You, good sir, just got bash.org'd

Censoring your slashdot password is built into the IP protocol itself, so wherever you post it, it will be asterisked out.

See: *******

blah!

I'm starting to get a little scared about all the legislating going on... I mean, seriously, it's alcohol. People don't drink it for the health benefits!
I'm really hoping that in the near future, the US government becomes much more hands-off. We can handle life on our own, really. (Well, most of us can. As for people like this, well... Tough luck to them.)

Failing that, though, can anyone recommend a nice country with good Internet access and a hands-off government? :)

And that concludes this showing of Slashdot's bash.org theater.

Really? That works? My password is hunter32.

I believe it was hunter2.