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I have to imagine someone is working on making a custom "Skill".

I hope he becomes a community Fleshlight>.

Here's the solution to all your problems.

This could do an equally good job at what you're trying to accomplish. And it has no connotation of frogs attached!

1. This may be an advantage, because they can have custom-built devices that exactly meet their specific needs. The device itself is quite simple, and it only needs to provide a trusted display and keyboard. The only trust in it a user really needs is to know that it's not skimming their PIN, and it's displaying exactly what it's supposed to display. The crypto all happens in their bank card's chip.

2. Agreed that homogeneity is bad (look at Windows) but it's worked for 10 years for RSA tokens. Sealed, tamper resistant / tamper evident units that can never be externally connected to anything are really, really strong. The key is isolation.

3. The LEOs can still arrange that with the banks, the way they are supposed to do it today. Walk up to the bank manager, say "here's a warrant, track John." The bank manager authenticates the warrant, then cooperates. For that matter, the identity of neither party in a transaction has to be kept private for this to work, so network sniffing could be done surreptitiously . The protocol can be structured to hide the authentication details, but they can see that I'm exchanging money with Amazon, or Target, or Dopey Darryl's Drug Depot.

4. I think your autocorrect is kind of screwed up. Most of us don't have a " fleshlight (NSFW)" integrated with our cell phones! :-) I agree that integration seems nice, but for security purposes the users have to understand them to be separate devices, and that the phone screen NEVER authorizes the money.

Warmth and vibration for your Fleshlight.

...but I just realized my old-ass flashlight counts as one.
( it's been replaced years ago by a proper wind-up for emergency cases and a decent Maglite-like one with a rechargable set for more frequent/high intensity beam use )

Thanks a lot

No link to an an actual ass-flashlight? How could you miss the oppertunity?

I'll do it for you: old ass-flashlight (NSFW!)

Dont worry about him Fleshlight for the win!

http://www.fleshlight.com/

http://www.basegear.com/nightstarlight.html
http://www.fleshlight.com/

Maybe these guys can come up with something for you.

It's called the fleshlight. More or less a replica of a vagina in a tube. The functional male equivalent to a vibrator. They are, however, not nearly as accepted by society. Men in general don't feel they should have sex toys.

http://www.fleshlight.com/

Granted, the fleshlight is a little over twice as expensive, but it's still in about the same range, and it is (more or less) the same kind of toy -- a disembodied genital.

Now, the TrueCompanion website doesn't list a price, and I assume it would be much higher. For comparison, it looks like the Female RealDoll runs around $5k or $6k... But they have Male ones, too, and they aren't cheaper, unless you go for the disembodied torso.

And a Sybian is a little over $1k.

So no, I don't think it really says all that much. I mean, I do agree with you about this:

Why anyone would spend hundreds of dollars on a sex toy is beyond me.

...though probably for a reason you wouldn't like: If I was that desperate, a prostitute is probably more cost-effective and convenient, and I'd rather not do either. But I don't really see anything about this to make one gender better or worse... ...though I suspect that far more women own vibrators than men own any sex toy. Maybe we make up for it in pornography?

How do I know this? Because I used to say the same crap: "I only like smart girls." Took me years to realize that biology was oh so much more powerful than intellect or free will.

Cut yourself some slack. I very much doubt that you give into every "biological" whim without consulting your intellect and will! I like smart girls. In general I prefer people capable of critical thinking and intelligent conversation. That doesn't mean that my penis has never been attracted to some stereotypical "dumb blond" who thinks her greatest assets are her ass, boobs and styling skill.

Yes, biology is powerful. Doesn't mean I'll hump "anything warm". To me, there is a bit of talking involved in the whole "getting to the bed"-process, and someone who brings nothing to the table but appearances quickly looses my interest. In fact, my impression of someone vastly changes how physically attractive they are. Someone plain-looking but fun and interesting can become pretty, while the hottest dumb chick quickly becomes about as attractive as a walking Fleshlight.

Also, if they made one that felt BETTER, we could eliminate women altogether.

Fleshlight.

Here's the miniskirt. Here's the coffee. If you're looking for something else sometimes provided by secretaries, you'll have to look elsewhere.

How about spending $70 on a fleshlight?

But you don't need to, they're having a 15% off sale right now!

Not that, um, i would know....
-Taylor

How about spending $70 on a fleshlight?

Haptx + Fleshlight = ...

http://www.fleshlight.com/ has your answer.

form, shape, ... of the traditional flashlight

Its worse than that. Its the same shape as a traditional Fleshlight. Some very nasty burn potential there.

That's why the #1 geek tech gift is the Fleshlight! No more aching hands.

... for a second, I could have sworn I read 'flashlight' in the summary as 'fleshlight'...

More than that, where would they implant it?

If every boy in the world was given a Real Doll for their 16th birthday, there'd be no war.

Real Dolls are expensive. Every guy should own a fleshlight though. I'm not likely to have kids (I'm gay) but if I ever had a son, I'd probably buy him a Fleshlight when he was the right age. More fun than masturbation, less problems than partnered sex.

Fleshlight have a gay-themed site too.

What you speak about ? You need a fleshlight http://www.fleshlight.com/ man. :-D

When I was in high school, a Japanese exchange student told me that many Japanese teens heat up Nissin Cup Noodles, let it sit in cold water for a couple minutes, then drill a hole at the bottom of the cup and use it as a poor man's FleshLight (not worksafe). Quoth him, "I feels like real thing, man."

PS: Anybody know a good inexpensive source for lubricated latex sleeves?

Sounds like you need a fleshlight.

LK

Holy crap, what a Dumass.

"It's like..."

No it's not really.

"His campaigns are..."

no they're not.

"Don't come out here spewing about how everything else is crap..."

Can you prove it's not? I like the Word, but it had 3 vulns recently. And it stores info to reconstruct an address for a MEMCPY. That's not crap? If I shit that out, I would not be able to tell the difference. Would you??? Seriously, would you?

""

""doesn't quite get why you're such a nutball over this "DRM" and "proprietary freedom restrictions" crap.""

Even Gates gets it.
http://yro.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=06/12/15/13 19254

Seriously, get a fleshlight and chill out.
http://www.fleshlight.com/

Dildo.

how would you do it with a series of tubes?

One word: fleshlight. Of course, that's also only one tube, but it's a starting point...

Agreed. And as a voting member of species homo sapiens, I will say that we *did* - after all - get the Fleshlight into mass production. Proud owner of two inserts, BTW. ;-)

Damn right! Pork chop in a bottle if its not in the horse piss category.

As for sex , umm guys that's what 'mods' are for. No not the /. ones who screw you because you're funnier than they are, I mean 'modifications'. Check out the fleshlight , all three needed openings right in one place.

Some servos would be needed to dispense lube and some coding for a more 'intuitive' vibe action however I think we could come up with something.

Only thing I can't get past is the self-cleaning feature I know we'd all want. Hmmmmmmmmm.....

And no, before you reply with questions about how I know about Fleshlights, I don't own one. Sandwich bags and sofa cushions work just fine, thanks.

Plus, apparently Miyamoto hinted at that same event [4colorrebellion.com] that there is still some big feature of the Revolution that is under-wraps.

The controller doubles as a Fleshlight.

This is /., this crowd would be better served if the laptop was recharged with a device that comnbines this with this!

most of you thought it, I just went ahead and said it

When is the Leatherman going to include a fleshlight?

Might look funny strapped to your waist, though.

There's a fleshlight joke in there somewhere, just screaming to come out, I know it.

Meh, too difficult to take care of the problem, so just treat the symptom.

Ring ring!

ps. ewww.

I had a friend who built a DIY RealDoll. He bought a used Mannequin at a garage sale (I am sure you can buy them off of eBay, also) and he drilled out a big hole between its legs. He then inserted a Fleshlight http://www.fleshlight.com/ into the hole and sealed in in there with some kind of epoxy.

He normally kept it all dressed up and standing in its mannequin stand in the corner of his bedroom. Whenever me and friends went over to his place we would always lift up its skirt and laugh at the giant Fleshlight between its legs.

The Fleshlight makes women obsolete. Once we perfect cloning, there will be no need for them.

Really?

Sex in a can .

Don't ask me how I know this. :-)

:)

Yes, but did they bring a fleshlight with them in case of trouble?

fleshlight.com

Some things I just wish I'd never found out about, this is one of them. Just thought I'd share. Sorry.

for those who become depresesd as they know that they shall never have the joys of carnal knowldege of a woman... i suggest: the the Fleshlight :)

I want this one

Actually it would appear fleshlight has a hardware plugin that can be used to interface to a computer.

/UniTY

Videos on how to use a Fleshlight!

How fucking stupid do you have to be?

Videos on how to use a Fleshlight!

How fucking stupid do you have to be?