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NEW ORLEANS, LA. (GNAA) - Radium, the hapless administrator of Something Awful, today concedes defeat to a bunch of Korean teenagers with weblogs, thanks to the award-winning and enterprise standard synergy-enabling solutions provided by GNAA.

While overweight Best Buy employees are temporarily prevented from reading hentai reviews, we'd like to thank several communities for their help in crafting this ultimate takedown.

Using our distributed Windows 98 deployment, GNAA was able to maximize total cost of ownership of the worthless Something Awful front page for nearly 24 hours. We'd like to thank the easily trolled simpletons of the worldwide Jewish weblog network "Xanga" for both being complicit in WTC and overloading SA's pathetic server cluster with thousands of search requests embedded in their blogs. Without the assistance of these hapless Hebrews, SA may not have been able to effectively fail it.

We would also like to thank the dimwitted lotharios of the Something Awful Forums for faithfully failing to notice anything at all for hours, since even the most sycophantic had all but given up on reading the dry, recycled "humor" of the front page enough to be denied service.

The open source architecture powering Something Awful also failed it, causing esteemed gay nigger Blaadokz to laugh maniacally. Newly christened gay nigger tehdely also remarked "ROR@LUNIX" and then attempted to spam the GNU Public License and flooded off. GNAA recommends Microsoft Windows 2003 Enterprise Server-powered solutions for best reducing the total cost of ownership of your web-enabled data center.

Having brought the long-lost cousins Xanga and Something Awful together at last, the Gay Nigger Association of America is finally free to pursue its ultimate goal of a circlejerk orgy of well-hung Africans celebrating the removal of female and Jewish life from the planet. Those interested are encouraged to read the following:

About Something Awful:

Something Awful is a website and forum dedicated to providing a place for overweight PHP programmers to pirate movies, music, and pornography.
Through its years of existence, Something Awful has consistently scored first in the nation in amount of superiority delivered per dollar paid.
Something Awful's webmaster, Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka is a world-renowned expert at rehashing expired 3-year-old gamer comedy and wittily responding to fake legal threats.
Zachary Parsons, the primary editor for Something Awful, is the author of last year's best-seller "How to find fame and success through running failed webzines".

About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

• First, you have to obtain a copy of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. You can download

You guys obviously care very deeply what Microsoft users think. You see this all over the internet. Whenever a MS story is posted on any message board, all of the zealot psychopaths stop masturbating to their computer and post a million mentally retarded, sociopath comments. Every single one of them drips with mental illness and insecurity. It's funnier than Bozo the Clown.

I think this link better summarizes the average Slasbot retard.

You don't actually take the comments here seriously, do you? I think of Shitdot as the mirror image of this site, where they redirect lunix zealots' propaganda links to Mary-Kate and Ashley videos. I browse the comments to laugh at the unbelievable stupidity of lunix lusers. It's funnier than Bozo the Clown.

Reasons for playing the sims are here (sims1) and here (sims2).

Reasons for playing the sims are here (sims1) and here (sims2).

I'm sorry, but if you honestly believe the lighting and textures were bad, then you must have played it on a mid to low-end rig.

So you're telling me that a faster videocard will actually expand the flashlight's field of view, or enable some kind of "photonic reflectance" effects to illuminate the other walls of the room?

NEW ORLEANS, LA. (GNAA) - Radium, the hapless administrator of Something Awful, today concedes defeat to a bunch of Korean teenagers with weblogs, thanks to the award-winning and enterprise standard synergy-enabling solutions provided by GNAA.

While overweight Best Buy employees are temporarily prevented from reading hentai reviews, we'd like to thank several communities for their help in crafting this ultimate takedown.

Using our distributed Windows 98 deployment, GNAA was able to maximize total cost of ownership of the worthless Something Awful front page for nearly 24 hours. We'd like to thank the easily trolled simpletons of the worldwide Jewish weblog network "Xanga" for both being complicit in WTC and overloading SA's pathetic server cluster with thousands of search requests embedded in their blogs. Without the assistance of these hapless Hebrews, SA may not have been able to effectively fail it.

We would also like to thank the dimwitted lotharios of the Something Awful Forums for faithfully failing to notice anything at all for hours, since even the most sycophantic had all but given up on reading the dry, recycled "humor" of the front page enough to be denied service.

The open source architecture powering Something Awful also failed it, causing esteemed gay nigger Blaadokz to laugh maniacally. Newly christened gay nigger tehdely also remarked "ROR@LUNIX" and then attempted to spam the GNU Public License and flooded off. GNAA recommends Microsoft Windows 2003 Enterprise Server-powered solutions for best reducing the total cost of ownership of your web-enabled data center.

Having brought the long-lost cousins Xanga and Something Awful together at last, the Gay Nigger Association of America is finally free to pursue its ultimate goal of a circlejerk orgy of well-hung Africans celebrating the removal of female and Jewish life from the planet. Those interested are encouraged to read the following:

About Something Awful:

Something Awful is a website and forum dedicated to providing a place for overweight PHP programmers to pirate movies, music, and pornography.
Through its years of existence, Something Awful has consistently scored first in the nation in amount of superiority delivered per dollar paid.
Something Awful's webmaster, Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka is a world-renowned expert at rehashing expired 3-year-old gamer comedy and wittily responding to fake legal threats.
Zachary Parsons, the primary editor for Something Awful, is the author of last year's best-seller "How to find fame and success through running failed webzines".

About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

• First, you have to obtain a copy of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. You can

NEW ORLEANS, LA. (GNAA) - Radium, the hapless administrator of Something Awful, today concedes defeat to a bunch of Korean teenagers with weblogs, thanks to the award-winning and enterprise standard synergy-enabling solutions provided by GNAA.

While overweight Best Buy employees are temporarily prevented from reading hentai reviews, we'd like to thank several communities for their help in crafting this ultimate takedown.

Using our distributed Windows 98 deployment, GNAA was able to maximize total cost of ownership of the worthless Something Awful front page for nearly 24 hours. We'd like to thank the easily trolled simpletons of the worldwide Jewish weblog network "Xanga" for both being complicit in WTC and overloading SA's pathetic server cluster with thousands of search requests embedded in their blogs. Without the assistance of these hapless Hebrews, SA may not have been able to effectively fail it.

We would also like to thank the dimwitted lotharios of the Something Awful Forums for faithfully failing to notice anything at all for hours, since even the most sycophantic had all but given up on reading the dry, recycled "humor" of the front page enough to be denied service.

The open source architecture powering Something Awful also failed it, causing esteemed gay nigger Blaadokz to laugh maniacally. Newly christened gay nigger tehdely also remarked "ROR@LUNIX" and then attempted to spam the GNU Public License and flooded off. GNAA recommends Microsoft Windows 2003 Enterprise Server-powered solutions for best reducing the total cost of ownership of your web-enabled data center.

Having brought the long-lost cousins Xanga and Something Awful together at last, the Gay Nigger Association of America is finally free to pursue its ultimate goal of a circlejerk orgy of well-hung Africans celebrating the removal of female and Jewish life from the planet. Those interested are encouraged to read the following:

About Something Awful:

Something Awful is a website and forum dedicated to providing a place for overweight PHP programmers to pirate movies, music, and pornography.
Through its years of existence, Something Awful has consistently scored first in the nation in amount of superiority delivered per dollar paid.
Something Awful's webmaster, Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka is a world-renowned expert at rehashing expired 3-year-old gamer comedy and wittily responding to fake legal threats.
Zachary Parsons, the primary editor for Something Awful, is the author of last year's best-seller "How to find fame and success through running failed webzines".

About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

• First, you have to obtain a copy of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. You can download

NEW ORLEANS, LA. (GNAA) - Radium, the hapless administrator of Something Awful, today concedes defeat to a bunch of Korean teenagers with weblogs, thanks to the award-winning and enterprise standard synergy-enabling solutions provided by GNAA.

While overweight Best Buy employees are temporarily prevented from reading hentai reviews, we'd like to thank several communities for their help in crafting this ultimate takedown.

Using our distributed Windows 98 deployment, GNAA was able to maximize total cost of ownership of the worthless Something Awful front page for nearly 24 hours. We'd like to thank the easily trolled simpletons of the worldwide Jewish weblog network "Xanga" for both being complicit in WTC and overloading SA's pathetic server cluster with thousands of search requests embedded in their blogs. Without the assistance of these hapless Hebrews, SA may not have been able to effectively fail it.

We would also like to thank the dimwitted lotharios of the Something Awful Forums for faithfully failing to notice anything at all for hours, since even the most sycophantic had all but given up on reading the dry, recycled "humor" of the front page enough to be denied service.

The open source architecture powering Something Awful also failed it, causing esteemed gay nigger Blaadokz to laugh maniacally. Newly christened gay nigger tehdely also remarked "ROR@LUNIX" and then attempted to spam the GNU Public License and flooded off. GNAA recommends Microsoft Windows 2003 Enterprise Server-powered solutions for best reducing the total cost of ownership of your web-enabled data center.

Having brought the long-lost cousins Xanga and Something Awful together at last, the Gay Nigger Association of America is finally free to pursue its ultimate goal of a circlejerk orgy of well-hung Africans celebrating the removal of female and Jewish life from the planet. Those interested are encouraged to read the following:

About Something Awful:

Something Awful is a website and forum dedicated to providing a place for overweight PHP programmers to pirate movies, music, and pornography.
Through its years of existence, Something Awful has consistently scored first in the nation in amount of superiority delivered per dollar paid.
Something Awful's webmaster, Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka is a world-renowned expert at rehashing expired 3-year-old gamer comedy and wittily responding to fake legal threats.
Zachary Parsons, the primary editor for Something Awful, is the author of last year's best-seller "How to find fame and success through running failed webzines".

About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

• First, you have to obtain a copy of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. You can dow

NEW ORLEANS, LA. (GNAA) - Radium, the hapless administrator of Something Awful, today concedes defeat to a bunch of Korean teenagers with weblogs, thanks to the award-winning and enterprise standard synergy-enabling solutions provided by GNAA.

While overweight Best Buy employees are temporarily prevented from reading hentai reviews, we'd like to thank several communities for their help in crafting this ultimate takedown.

Using our distributed Windows 98 deployment, GNAA was able to maximize total cost of ownership of the worthless Something Awful front page for nearly 24 hours. We'd like to thank the easily trolled simpletons of the worldwide Jewish weblog network "Xanga" for both being complicit in WTC and overloading SA's pathetic server cluster with thousands of search requests embedded in their blogs. Without the assistance of these hapless Hebrews, SA may not have been able to effectively fail it.

We would also like to thank the dimwitted lotharios of the Something Awful Forums for faithfully failing to notice anything at all for hours, since even the most sycophantic had all but given up on reading the dry, recycled "humor" of the front page enough to be denied service.

The open source architecture powering Something Awful also failed it, causing esteemed gay nigger Blaadokz to laugh maniacally. Newly christened gay nigger tehdely also remarked "ROR@LUNIX" and then attempted to spam the GNU Public License and flooded off. GNAA recommends Microsoft Windows 2003 Enterprise Server-powered solutions for best reducing the total cost of ownership of your web-enabled data center.

Having brought the long-lost cousins Xanga and Something Awful together at last, the Gay Nigger Association of America is finally free to pursue its ultimate goal of a circlejerk orgy of well-hung Africans celebrating the removal of female and Jewish life from the planet. Those interested are encouraged to read the following:

About Something Awful:

Something Awful is a website and forum dedicated to providing a place for overweight PHP programmers to pirate movies, music, and pornography.
Through its years of existence, Something Awful has consistently scored first in the nation in amount of superiority delivered per dollar paid.
Something Awful's webmaster, Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka is a world-renowned expert at rehashing expired 3-year-old gamer comedy and wittily responding to fake legal threats.
Zachary Parsons, the primary editor for Something Awful, is the author of last year's best-seller "How to find fame and success through running failed webzines".

About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

• First, you have to obtain a copy of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. You can

For those with broadband.

This is nice, but the good people over at Something Awful beat them to it four years ago!

Professional Wrestling is more popular in Japan than it is in the United States.

Gee, I wonder why that is....

Jamie, if you need help securing /., I have just your man. He is a smarty like you.

RHEL was definitely far out of our price range, especially since we have absolutely no use for the support that we would be paying for. We ended up going with CentOS on our fourteen Dell servers that run everything for somethingawful.com.

CentOS is a community-supported build of the RHEL source RPMS. They closely follow RedHat errata and release updated packages shortly after the official RedHat packages appear. We've used it for over six months now and it's been great. It's perfectly stable, and it's easy to rollout updates via a local yum repository that rsyncs off the CentOS mirrors.

Try CentOS or WhiteBox!!!

CentOS
http://www.caosity.org/

WhiteBox Linux
http://www.whiteboxlinux.org/

In order to push bread down their throats.

Do you have stairs in your house?

It is a bit sad that you did not link to the original ICQ prank (from somethingawful.com that the flash movie you linked to was based upon: somethingawful.com.
It is much better :)

It is a bit sad that you did not link to the original ICQ prank (from somethingawful.com that the flash movie you linked to was based upon: somethingawful.com.
It is much better :)

Well, considering what their husbands look like, and considering that they webcomic as a job, I'm perfectly happy without knowing.

maybe more bloggers should do what somethingawful does.

That is, if the referrer is slashdot, referred gets goatse'ed.

Looks kinda fake to me. Are we sure this wasn't a subject from Photoshop Phriday?

It's like Akira meets Fallout meets "Cafe Flesh."

Spend all your time alone, and you may end up a socially-deficient, creepy freak.

I know that Jeff K thinks very highly of you guys and your strip, as evidenced here.

How do you two feel about the adorable, non-haxoring peaceful little fellow?

I know that Jeff K thinks very highly of you guys and your strip, as evidenced here.

How do you two feel about the adorable, non-haxoring peaceful little fellow?

I read the review. Sounded kind of lame.

I was too dumb for that - I could only play with this version.

I was *really* good though.

I'm sending my ED-209 after you, dammit!

Here's a not-so-great review of Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

Supposedly the controller came with 65000 games but there were only about 25 or so actual games. They were merely repeated over and over like the old 100-in-1 bootleg Nintendo cartridge that had serveral versions of the same games.

You mean Action 52??

and I was disgusted to see that my candidate was not on the ballot. I truly believe he can "end global terrorism within 24 hours."

Maybe it's not the first trojan targeted at Linux users, but together with the official sounding domain, it could trick some users into downloading and running the binary.

This is an unfortunate reality today. Back in my day, the only way to be a real Linux guru was to compile and build your system from scratch using a dev box.

Nowadays, any average person can easily install Linux and instantly become "31337". Today's typical Linux user has no idea what half the files on his system do, or where they came from. Unforunately, the majority of you with moderator points fall into this category so my post is doomed!

I would advise those who are new to Linux to visit the Linux From Scratch website and set aside a weekend of learning. There is no better method for gaining useful knowledge regarding the reduction of hard drive clutter and increasiong optimization, and security.

Nonsense! Just take a look at Derek Smart's Desktop Commander!

FYAD @ SA?

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=221

Don't believe me? Read this article and tell me this guy isn't a serial killer.

Oh, and in absolute systems, your are correct: Correlation does not imply causality. However, in a more probabilistic model (like reality or quantum physics), there is an interconnectedness to systems which raises the likelyhood that correlation does in fact imply causality. If this were not true then the scientific method would be pretty much dead in the water since it relies heavily on the idea of "normal" or "natural" distribution.

That being said, it is very difficult to "prove" that a system is behaving in an absolute or probabilistic manner. Go down one path and you have Chaos math and the "butterfly effect." Go down the other and you are arguing a Calvinistic pre-destinarian model

Don't agree with me? Go blow, I am protected by the 1st ammendment, or was that your point?

Hey, Australian game censorship bureau! Look! Play some of these!

Then after their heads explode, Aussies can play all the violent and/or filthy games they like.

Seriously, this is one of the UGLIEST sites I've ever seen.

well, this comes in second

ROWWWR!

I have one, too. But if you browse the somethingawful forums, (paid reg required) or any other message board frequented by geeks, probably 40% of them have some reference to their cat, either as their avatar pic, or somewhere in their .sig. Sheesh.

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2406

I love that site ;)

People have been doing stuff like this for quite some time. For just one recent example, Dave Kelly opened up his Flash Tub column at Something Awful with a few Flashes exploiting the weird sounds that an NES Game Genie makes. Not exactly the same thing, but very close.

Rob

SomethingAwful posted an article about The Sims 2 recently. The idea was not only to trap people in the bathroom, but to see how many people he could kill, then throw a party with all the gravestones. It is a very entertaining read.

Click here for a hyperlink to the OP's URL.

SomethingAwful posted an article about The Sims 2 recently. The idea was not only to trap people in the bathroom, but to see how many people he could kill, then throw a party with all the gravestones. It is a very entertaining read.

Click here for a hyperlink to the OP's URL.

Somethingawful recently featured an article which makes a pretty interesting read =)

AFAIK Jeff K. is the one you're looking for.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s= c21355cfda15c7ae9dcb04c6712945e2&threadid=1194390& perpage=40&pagenumber=1

smeat!

Gotta get me some of that!

...but this is pretty good stuff.

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2374

enjoy.