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13 Month Calendar?

jhaberman writes "Fox News has an article concerning the "human calculator" and his promotion of a 13 month calendar. " It'll never happen, but ya gotta dig it. Starts counting at 0, gives New Years a monthless status, and it makes paychecks arrive on the same day of the week.

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  1. Re:The Fascinating Story Behind the Calendar by w3woody · · Score: 2

    And, to clinch it all, it isn't even the long cycle of the Mayan calendar which wraps in 2012; it's a shorter, 400 year cycle that ends in 2012. That is, the long count cycles from 12.19.19.17.19 to 13.0.0.0.0. The last time the Mayan calendar wrapped from 11.19.19.17.19 to 12.0.0.0.0 was on 18 September 1618AD.

    It'd be a pisser if the universe ended every 400 years.

  2. I thought "Finally, a decent date scheme", then... by mabs · · Score: 1

    ... I read the article, first thought to mind, "HAHAHAHAHA" and, "This guy is crazy!", no leap years, etc.. so then we go out of sync with the seasons, and a day of the year called '00' (zeros are bad, mmm kay), that just topped it off, this is really brightened up my day, and on the scale of working things out easier, this may as well be the same as the current gregorian calender.

    I have done a little research into calenders, and the myans had a very similar system, 20 lots of 18 (I am pretty sure), but, after a few years, they noticed crops weren't working sine they were out of sync with the seasons... the myans also had a 260 day religious calender. If you want to look into various myan calenders, checkout mdate: http://mdate.sourceforge.net/

    The easiest way to design a calender (I believe) would be to trash the idea of years, use a base of 10, and make years an "artificial" part of it, a day that is celebrated every 365.2??? (not quite .25...)days, worked out by some poor scientest stuck in his lab :) - and around that you would base the seasons, or even overlay the gregorian calender over it, the gregorian calendar has one main use, you know when to go fishing, when to plant your crops, when to expect rain, and when you need the air conditioner fixed by :) Imagine waking up to a 40degC day (it is here today) in month 5, when you are sure last time you saw a 40degC day was in month 2 or 3.

    Anyway, my point is that, yes we do need a better calender, but this is the wrong way of doing it IMHO.

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  3. Re:And while he's at it.. by bs · · Score: 1
    ..why not get rid of timezones and daylight savings, too?

    The article said he was from Arizona, which already doesn't observe DST. He's probably there because he thinks DST is stupid. Either that, or he's too lazy to renew his drivers liscence because he has trouble remembering which month the renewal is due.

  4. Re:Oh yeah?! by BrookHarty · · Score: 1

    I remember reading about that it was 34 hours in a day, if we lived by our bodys clock. Some interesting sci-fi books based off that information, how maybe we are from a planet with 34 hours in a day. (-;

  5. Re:Why do we need months? Today is 2000.356 by Dancin_Santa · · Score: 1

    2000.356 = the 356th day of 2000

    You have an off-by-one error in two places there. Dancin' Santa

  6. Re:Manufacturing Calendar by AndrewHowe · · Score: 1

    Check this page out...
    "The 13-month calendar was devised by Auguste Comte in 1849"

  7. Re:Why do we need months? Today is 2000.356 by lomion · · Score: 1

    the current calendar is solar based not lunar based. You may want to do some research before you spout nonsense.

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  8. Re:MORE MONTHS? by alleria · · Score: 1

    Uhhh, I _think not_. Currently, one second is defined as the time needed for light in a vacume to travel 299,792.458 km.

    Note that the speed of light is defined to be this number of kilometers exactly, and I believe that now, the meter is defined this way as well.

    I see no reason why we should abandon this current measuring unit for time, which is based on physical constants.

  9. Re:Customizable MOnths and Days... by NMerriam · · Score: 2

    (i forget)

    tyr's day...

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  10. Why have a month? by bfinuc · · Score: 1
    What about Leap Year? Not Mentioned (?)

    All calendars now in use are based on the confusion resulting from the fact that

    a) the sun is almost exactly 400 as big and 400 times as far away as the moon, so that the two are the same size in the sky and

    b) the lunar cycle is almost exactly a thirteenth of the solar cycle.

    A implies that B should be exact. Unfortunately, 28 x 13 = 364 so you end up about 1.25 extra days a year.

    The week is a handy way to divide up a month, and everyone likes weeks (or at least weekends) so there's no hopes of dropping them.

    But why have months at all? After all, no one gives a damn anymore about the lunar cycle any more - any dissenter plaese tell me off the top of his head how many days have passed since the last full moon was.

    In Germany its common business practice to promise delivery in a given KW (Kalendarwoche). Works fine. Just adopt that practice and you there.

    You know, "the container will arrive in Rotterdam in week 36 (if we're lucky)"

    What about Easter? As I recall, it's the first Sunday after the first full moon after the Vernal Equinox. How's 13 months gonna fix that? You still have the solar / lunar problem.

    Plenty of Asian countries use two calendars at the same time. Japan and Taiwan both have two year numbers, for example (Japan based on the accession of the new Emperor, Taiwan based on the revolution in 1911).

    And like Easter, dates like Chinese New Year wander.

    Of all countries, India probably's got the biggest problem. No idea how many calendars sloshing around over there. The Indian government recommended to the UN in the '50s that a new calendar be adopted which had twelve months and an extra non- month week at the end of each quarter - seems more "human" than what's being offered here. Needless to say it was no go.

    I really disagree with the claim that there are no arguments against changing. It'd be a huge pain, and people (remember them?) wouldn't like it.

    During the French revolution they succeeded in adopting a decimal clock and calendar, but it was abandoned after a few years. They even debated abandoning the decimal system and replacing it with base twelve, but Karl-Friedrich Gauss squelched that debate by offering a compromise solution - base eleven! He had some really good arguments about the length of repeating decimals (or whatever the base eleven version would be called).

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  11. Re:Well the Jewish calendar works fairly well by MostlyHarmless · · Score: 3

    The Hebrew calendar is actually really cool. It, BTW, is also incredibly complicated -- much more than just changing things every 17 days. It has to accomodate certain holidays not falling on certain days of the week while still keeping accurate time. It also has essentially been the same for a very long time -- No messy Julian-Gregorian switch, although leap seconds may or may not be needed (I don't know about this one), as nobody back then could keep time to sub-milliseconds.

    A great (Unix) Hebrew calendar program is Hebcal. More info about the Hebrew calendar can be found at this site

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  12. Re:Ugh by Golias · · Score: 1

    Your solutions puts eight days between sabbaths once every four years, violating 3 major world religions. The "seventh" day is a holy day of worship to billions of monothiests. Ignore that, and you might as well junk the 7-day week while you are at it. Any "human calendar" should take human behavior into account.

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  13. Re:Leap days by FunkSoulBrother · · Score: 1

    no, there would be an extra day between Sunday and Monday. This guys calendar starts on Mondays.

  14. Re:Customizable MOnths and Days... by ryusen · · Score: 1

    well personally i liked the celestial refferences fo rthe days...
    sun's day, moon's day, (i forget), wodin's day, thor's day, freya's day and saturn's day
    but other than that i think a 13 month calander is long overdue.. heck let's switch the the old aztec lunar calander.. that was off by 1 day in 400 years or soemthing like that.. who need the sun?!

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  15. Re:The French did in 1992 (or so) by w3woody · · Score: 3

    1792, and they dropped it because people did not like 10 day work weeks for the same reason the government of France advocated it: because people who get the weekends off are expected to work 9 days instead of 6 before the weekend starts (they got one day a week off).

    Which tells me if you want a chance in hell of convincing people to change the number of days in a work week, make the number >, such as 5 days a week. (Meaning we only have to work 3 days before getting a two day weekend...)

  16. Re:Oh yeah?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Hmm. Since society isn't going to adapt the new (extremely useful) 28 hour day and 13 month calendar, it seems like it will take a great cataclysm for the change to take place. It seems like a society as big as ours (6+ billion people) is too reliant on the legacy systems such as the old metrics, old calendar, 24 hour day, and so on. But if this planet was to explode for some reason, and all but a few people would survive, a change could easily take place.

    More likely, however, is that the change will occur when people will leave our planet for some other worlds. Why stick to the 24 hour clock if your spaceship (or new planet) doesn't even have 24 hour light/darkness cycles.

    As a programmer (and previously, a college student), I definitely noticed that if I don't force a rhythmical cycle on myself, I end up on something close to a 28 hour rhythm. It's a shame I can't go dance to Drum'n'Bass on (new) Thursday and Friday because my calendar doesn't sync with everyone else's. -pm

  17. All I want for Christmas... by subreality · · Score: 1
    ... is non-Qwerty keyboards, 28 day months, metric time, metric units AT ALL in the US, GMT to be the standard way to talk about (our new metric) time, a resolution to the reply-to munging debate, ipv6 in some reasonable amount of time, cheap reliable broadband, an end to the telecom company monopolies, a wireless web pad that I don't have to sell a kidney for, HDTV coverage, a truly fair presidential election in the US by the condorcet method, world peace, a cure for cancer, a cure for HIV, a standard way to identify the identity of an individual, an end to Social Security extortion, and justice and liberty for all.

    And all I'm going to get is a lump of coal.

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  18. Re:MORE MONTHS? by Primer+55 · · Score: 1

    Humans like base 10. Computers like binary. Nature likes base 3 (and binary). Why not compromise on base 60? A number with 12 factors should satisfy almost every number system.

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  19. It's also a way... by DerKlempner · · Score: 1

    ...to annoy all the Goths by getting rid of Halloween. I say let's do it!

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  20. You're missing the point! by god_of_the_machine · · Score: 1

    And back then, there weren't entire industries based around the calendar, so the change only effected the literate minority. Today, the majority of business requires a consistent calendar.

    Of course, if you read the article, that is exactly his point. Businesses require a consistant calendar, and don't have one. Accounting periods are a horrible way to deal with the uneven calender that we have now.

    If it wasn't for the "ignored" new years day, it would be even better. Maybe if we change the orbit of the earth somehow we can...

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  21. What About Tolkein's Calendar? by Erioll · · Score: 1

    Published in the Appendices of J.R.R. Tolkein's The Lord of the Rings is an interesting way of dividing the year up.

    It is based on a year with 365 days, with leap years on the same intervals. The Calendar has 12 months of 30 days each, with the last day of the year being 1 Yule, and the first day of the new year being 2 Yule. In between the 6th and 7th months are the "Lithe" days. There is 1 Lithe, then Midsummers Day, then 2 Lithe. On leapyears an additional day is added, called Overlithe. Midyears day, and Overlithe when it occurs, have no weekday names.

    Some people will say "Isn't that harder? Non-days?" It really isn't because with this system, every day of every month always falls on the same day year after year. After some time, you wouldn't even need to put the day when you date something. Everyone would just know.

    Something to think about, since this has as much a chance at being implemented as the original idea.

  22. I wouldn't say never.... by boinger · · Score: 1
    There are companies that adhere to "Swatch Beats" - I'm sure some forward-thinking (or lunatic) CEO will give it a shot.

    How will people know what zodiac sign they are, though?

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    1. Re:I wouldn't say never.... by boinger · · Score: 1
      But which goes where?

      Personally (though I don't generally ponder such silliness), I would think the best way would be to re-examine what constellations apply to what time periods (since the current system has been off for about 2,600 years).

      This assumes, obviously, that we're going with the new month system - a leap on its own.

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    2. Re:I wouldn't say never.... by anon757 · · Score: 1

      Swatch beats are bad. I dont think there could be a less intuitive way to divide up the day. UTC is soo much better, and lots of people allready use it. But this 13 month calender thing sounds great, i would witch to it. I can see how he would come up agains alot of opposition though, most people are very afraid of change.

    3. Re:I wouldn't say never.... by ryusen · · Score: 1

      why would the zodiac matter? it already doesn't coincide with the gregorian calander.. just recalculate it and make it up from there...

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  23. Re:Ugh by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 3

    I always thought they should make 0-hour for each location at the point where the sun-line hits that location every morning (I'll assume you have to abstract the Earth's surface to be smooth, so you don't get weird effects due to mountain shadows & such).

    Then your time zones are defined by physical phenomena, and "daylight savings" happens automatically all the time.

  24. Re:Planck time by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 2

    Well, it might be constant in reality, but our knowledge of the number will keep changing as we perform more precise experiments.

    Doing an actual measurement on an quantum-level, easily-measurable oscillating phenomena which is generally resistant to external influences (like they do in atomic clocks) is probably the best way to have a time standard.

  25. Re:Oh yeah?! by itachi · · Score: 1

    Speak for yourself, sparky. I don't get tired until I've been up for about 18 hours, but then I like a good 10 hours of sleep. Although 24 and 12 work okay, too.

    itachi

  26. Calendar reform by os2fan · · Score: 1
    This is not likely to succeed, for the following reasons:
    • Calendars are deeply tied to the religion, an attack on the calendar is seen as an attack on the religion, as the French discovered in 1790
    • A fixed week calendar is grossly unfair especially if your birthday falls on a tuesday, and someone else's falls on a sunday each year.
    • Investment in the current calendar is high so it is not likely to succeed, because of the associated costs.
    None the same, a transitional calendar can be made to work, as long as the two are seen to co-operate. The calendar can expanded in operation, or left as a passing fad. We use base 16 in computers in much the same way :)

    The planetary names of the week do follow a logical order, though the logic is more obscure today. The seven day week can be made into 10 days by adding days as follows: Monday, Uranus, Tuesday, Wendneday, Neptune, Thursday, Friday, Pluto, Saturday. Unravel these using *7 mod 10, and you will see the Greek order of planets, with the three modern ones at the end.

    Clock reform is more closely allied to the weights and measurements. The measurement system works as well under the Christian or Moslem calendars, but fail under a decimal system, because the day is a fixed measure, and measurement systems rely on the second, not the month.

    The native metric system is to divide the day into 40 kc , and then into 1000 c, and so forth. Then, the km/kc = m/c. Metric + Decimal Days = unusable, as the km/h is too slow, and the m/s is way too fast.

    If you intend to use a hundred-based system (day = 10 hrs of 100 min of 100 sec), the measurement system should be 100-based (eg mile of 100 ch of 100 ft of 100 lines).

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  27. Re:Fascinating . . . by Dinosaur+Neil · · Score: 1
    Today, the majority of business requires a consistent calendar.

    Actually, a place I used to work used three different calendars. Most applications used the traditional Gregorian calendar (payroll was semi-monthly with payday on the 15th and the last day of the month, and so on), the General Ledger people used a 4-5-4 calendar (where each "month" was four weeks long, then five week, then four weeks to make a thirteen week "quarter"; this adds up to 364 days and so "year end" processing was hitting in November while I was there), and finally, the accounting people used some mysterious "fiscal" calendar that started the year in early February. Working in the data center was loads of fun; month-end processing every week and a half or so, twelve "quarter-end" runs a year, and three "year-end" runs. I could very easily see a business that put up with that nonsense having no problem with yet another calendar.

    On the other hand, they got bought out by a larger (and presumably better organized) chain about five years ago...

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  28. publisher by milkyboy · · Score: 1

    neer the end of last year, my dad was elected (or something) at his rotary club to handle the making of a calander featuring ads for local buisness, so he spent weeks getting all the ads layed out in ms publisher and all the gfx sorted, saved the file to disk, took it to a printers and had a whole load of copies printed out (several boxes). i was looking at one of the finished products in the car as we drove to deliver a box and i noticed that ms publisher had given the calender two "1st"s of january. boy, my dad wasnt happy ;)) fortunatly, there wasnt any 24th of january so it made it a bit better..

  29. Customizable MOnths and Days... by Katya · · Score: 5
    "Individual nations would decide what to name each month, under Flansburg's plan. And the seven days of the week would simply be named after numbers -- Oneday for Monday, Twoday for Tuesday, and so on. Flansburg suggested Sunday be Godsday, and each month be named after a virtue. "

    Heh, and this plan will be enacted on "HellHathFrozenOverDay" in the month of "Never"...

    1. Re:Customizable MOnths and Days... by frogstomper · · Score: 1
      Oneday for Monday, Twoday for Tuesday, and so on. Flansburg suggested Sunday be Godsday
      What sort of nincompoop tries to introduce an allegedly rational international standard, and then base a part of it on a specific religion? * furrfu*
    2. Re:Customizable MOnths and Days... by ryusen · · Score: 1

      the planets are all named after roman gods... i believe saturn is the roman equiv. of the greek titan chronos... someone correct me if i'm wrong...

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    3. Re:Customizable MOnths and Days... by Omega996 · · Score: 1

      common myth propagated by the education system - roman gods were not the same as greek gods. a number of greek gods were assimilated over a period of time (as were others), but the original roman gods didn't possess mortal characteristics.

    4. Re:Customizable MOnths and Days... by ryusen · · Score: 1

      yes this is true, but it's nice for us to be able to draw paralells (means we have to think less) *smirk*
      although if you know more about whihc of the major gods wre directly imported and which ones are indigenous to the roman pantheon i'd like to hear

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    5. Re:Customizable MOnths and Days... by Wodin · · Score: 1

      > freya's day

      Frigg's day (Wodin/Odin's wife)

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    6. Re:Customizable MOnths and Days... by Xerithane · · Score: 1
      This reminds me of the Baha'i calander. They have months that are named off of virtues: Power Strength, etc.

      Hi, I was born on Power the 13th. Just doesn't sound right.

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  30. Re:Oh yeah?! by Golias · · Score: 2
    these people were actually programming themselves into an artificial cycle.

    But with no clocks around, why did they all "program themselves" to a longer cycle, unless they were natrually inclined to do so? They could have just as easilly forced themselves into shorter days by turning the lights down earlier.

    If you wanted to really nitpick, I suppose you could give them persistant low light that does not change... but living in perpetual dusk would screw with their heads far more than artificial lighting.

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  31. gettimeofday()? by jmd! · · Score: 1

    Is linux M13 compliant?

  32. Oh yeah?! by Mantle · · Score: 5
    Here's the 28 hour day! Beat that!

    http://www.dbeat.com/28/

    Mantle

    1. Re:Oh yeah?! by edhall · · Score: 2

      Human and pre-human evolution has generally taken place well outside of the Artic Circle. Nonetheless, the length of daylight probably isn't a factor for most people. An exception would be people with SAD, or Seasonal Affective Disorder, who tend to get depressed when days are shortest. I've read that in at least some cases moving closer to the equator has helped such folks. So individuals differ, but our ability to synchronize is generally pretty robust; most people recover from trans-hemispheric jet-lag in just a few days, for example.

      -Ed
    2. Re:Oh yeah?! by Ig0r · · Score: 1

      one orbit is about 90mins

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    3. Re:Oh yeah?! by edhall · · Score: 4

      All those experiments mean is that humans, in the absense of cues, tend to have a slightly longer biological cycle than they do when time cues are present. That doesn't mean that a longer cycle is natural, any more than living in an environment without exposure to outside stimuli is natural.

      I'll use an engineering example (skip to next paragraph if your eyes glaze over): if you are trying to synchronize a relaxation oscilator to a particular frequency, you design it to free-run at a slightly lower frequency (i.e. longer period) and then apply a pulse or some other excitation at the desired rate. Biological systems (in particular the nervous and endocrine systems) seem to exploit relaxation processes quite frequently, so a relaxation oscilator is likely to be a particularly strong analogy to what is happening here.

      Day/night cues have been very strong for human life throughout its existence. Even people living in caves probably spent a good fraction of their time outside the cave during the day. Putting someone in an envronment without time cues is a bit like putting them in a sensory isolation tank -- normal people start to hallucinate after an hour or two in the later case. Those experiments are looking at artifacts of exposure to an unusual environment, and have little bearing on what is "normal."

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    4. Re:Oh yeah?! by SnapperHead · · Score: 1
      HA! I can't stand working more then 10 minutes let alone 9 hour days!


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    5. Re:Oh yeah?! by NeuroManson · · Score: 1

      They literally have to force astronauts to a sleep schedule as well, due to the fact that one day in orbit is what, around 1-2 hours?

      In most cases, they can actually stay awake many hours longer...

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    6. Re:Oh yeah?! by Faulty+Dreamer · · Score: 2

      That's either the most amazingly inspired thing I've ever heard, or the most stupid and idiotic thing. I haven't made up my mind yet.

      Does anybody rememer the Seinfeld (sp?) where Kramer was doing a few minutes of sleep every couple of hours? Take that, combine it with the 28 hour day and the 13 month calendar and then you can really have some fun watching your body and mind go, "WHAT THE *$%&^# ARE YOU TRYING TO DO?!?"

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    7. Re:Oh yeah?! by MrShiny · · Score: 1
      Simple: Normally the lights turn themselves on and off (the sun rises and sets) and this is what your body expects. If you have to do it manually, it's not surprising that you'll do it less frequently so you can get that extra bit of sleep or or get a little more done before you go to bed.

      I believe this is what happens to geeks with sleep problems as well. Unlike most people, they can actually occupy themselves quite well just sitting at home and so they have more reason to stay awake at night.

    8. Re:Oh yeah?! by JWW · · Score: 1

      What a great site!

    9. Re:Oh yeah?! by RomulusNR · · Score: 2

      All that suggests is that we tend to slow things down wiin the absence any control. Which may explain why we have more procrastinators then hyperkinetics.

      Heck, take a typical, unattached, advanced/expert programmer, tell him he doesn't have to come in at 8 o'clock every day anymore, and watch his personal schedule loosen waaay up.

      I think you nailed the operative factor in your experiment description: give him "plenty of stuff to amuse himself with". That's why his "day" drags on -- the desire to extend play time. I'd theorize you could get a reverse effect if you changed the experiment such that he had an endless pipeline of generally unenjoyable goals to complete (to do, say, before sleeping, etc.) and I bet his behavioral period (en macro) would shrink up pretty good.

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    10. Re:Oh yeah?! by WNight · · Score: 2

      It did, I lived it for a while.

      I've got a sleep disorder, or rather, a sleep timing disorder (I sleep fine, no apnea or anything). My sleep cycle wasn't linked to the sun so I found myself following roughly a 26-30 hour day, I'd guess it's 28 +/- 2 hours based on how interested I was in whatever I was doing at the time.

      Anyways, my sleep rolled around, to where I'd have visited all ends of the pattern in a week or so.

      I was never overly tired (beyond normal for a geek who skips sleep every few 'nights' etc) or sick, so I'd say that my body didn't rely on the 28 hour cycle.

      I've had friends who didn't work get off the 24 hour cycle and they seemed just fine. It just meant that they stayed out of bright sunlight for a while and didn't try to sleep on regular cues. They were just fine when they were on a longer cycle, and when they put effort into it (got jobs, or girlfriends) they were able to adjust fairly easily.

      My sleep disorder prevented me from changing cycles as easily, but I think my experience was similar to theirs while on that schedule - I felt just fine and was able to live a regular healthy life.

      (It's a good thing that I could do contracting work from home.)

    11. Re:Oh yeah?! by WNight · · Score: 2

      I'd guess that our rythms are longer than the day in order to help us adjust to lengthening days, otherwise we'd have a hard time from Dec 22nd on, when we started to get tired hours ahead of the sunset.

    12. Re:Oh yeah?! by autocracy · · Score: 1
      That comment was nothing short of funny...

      As for the 28-hour day, it won't work. No discussion, can't be done. No matter how much you try to justify that it won't happen. Our bodies RELY on the 24 hour day. Why do you think we have jetlag? You can't change the day!

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    13. Re:Oh yeah?! by Golias · · Score: 3
      Actually, if you remove a person from clocks and sunlight, they will follow a longer cycle. Our bodies naturally want a day that is several hours longer. The sun forces the 24 hour day on us, and for whatever reason we have not evolved to like it that way.

      This experiment has been done before, and is easy to repeat... just put a guy in a cave with plenty of stuff to amuse himself with for a few years, let him eat and sleep whenever he wants, and see what happends. (Alternatively, look at the lifestyle of a telecommuting programmer who's boss never calls.)

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    14. Re:Oh yeah?! by fluffhead · · Score: 2

      I seem to remember something from Psych 101 (it was 13 years ago so don't be surprised if I'm wrong) about a study of human wake/sleep patterns. What they did was shut volunteers up into a cave with no outside lighting and no clocks. They all fell into an approx. 25-hour wake/sleep cycle. Supposedly this explains why it is always easier to stay up late & sleep later than it is to both go to sleep & wake up earlier (so maybe jet lag is also worse when flying east than west). I always wondered if that meant the Earth's rotation had sped up (e.g. via a Deep Impact type event, but grazing the surface) at some point in the past. How would we ever find out? If we ever get fossils cloned like in Jurassic Park maybe....

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    15. Re:Oh yeah?! by Golias · · Score: 2
      By "amuse", I meant "keep his mind occupied". It could be work tasks as easilly as play.

      The point being that if you put somebody in an empty room for that long, it becomes an experiment in isolation and sensory deprivation, making the results completely invalid from a sleep-pattern study perspective.

      If you give them a way to keep busy, the results are much more useful.

      Also, it is not about wanting to stay up longer. The time spent sleeping also gets longer. (Most people would sleep 9-10 hours a day, if their lifestyle permitted it. I know I would.)

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    16. Re:Oh yeah?! by Chris+Hind · · Score: 1

      There's a feeling nowadays that the experiments that demonstrated the extended daily cycle when you remove the cue of the sun were flawed: they let people turn the lights up and down themselves. Just an electric light is thought nowadays to be enough to reset your circadian rhythm, so these people were actually programming themselves into an artificial cycle. There's a feeling that people have on average a 24-hour cycle, but "owls" have a slightly longer natural cycle and "larks" a slightly shorter one. There was a good article in the New Scientist about this recently, but their server's down so I can't link to it...

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  33. "Numbers of the week" by ironman8250 · · Score: 1
    I like the idea for weekday names.

    Hmmm... But:

    Thank goodness it's Fiveday?

    TGI-Fivedays?

    Sevenday Drivers?

  34. Re:Doomed to Failure by droleary · · Score: 1

    What happens when the new calendar says that it is Wednesday, but your religious beliefs say that it is the Sabbath?

    FIVE DAY WEEKEND!!!

  35. Re:Gregorian fixed problems. What doe this fix? by w3woody · · Score: 2

    And note that the switch from the Julian to the Gregorian calendars did not involve a substantial change to the calendar--other than causing a 10 day shift, primarly it only changed the leap year rules to omit centuries not divisible by 400. Everything else was the same: the names of the months, the general pattern of days in a month, the 7 day week: all remained the same except for these two minor adjustments. That made the change to the Gregorian Calendar quite easy for most people to swallow.

    Futher, the switch to the Gregorian Calendar from the Julian was not uniform: while divised in 1582, it took almost three to four hundred years for all the countries of the world to switch. (Most predominately Catholic european nations switched in the 1580's-1600's; Protestant countries switched in the 1750's, and some countries, such as Afganistan, waited as late as the 1920's. (!).

    In today's world, switching from one calendrical system to another would be virtually impossible, given how highly dependant we have become around the world on a unform date/time counting system for shipping and communications. In most areas of the world (such as in the Middle East) where other calendrical systems are used, the Gregorian calendar is also used as a sort of calendrical "lingua franca".

    So I agree--why fix what isn't broken? The only major change that will be needed with the Gregorian calender may be an adjustment to the leap year rules in order to prevent drift going out tens of thousands of years. And I suspect we'll be long forgotten before there is enough accumulated drift to cause people to tinker with the leap year rules.

  36. What crap by imneuromancer · · Score: 1

    OK, here's the deal.... there is NO REASON to make a system that has a prime number of months. Why have months in the first place? Why not simply have 52 weeks, with new year being 'day 0' and to heck with the rest.

    if you want to name the different weeks, fine. If not, fine. With this system, everything is divisible by 4 (four quarters, four seasons, etc.)

    The old calendar, btw, has the advantage of being based on base 12: divide by 2, 3, 4, and 6. base 12 is a much better way of doing numbers that need to be divided rather than base 10 or *ich* base13

    If you are going to make a new system, at least make a better system!

  37. Re:Fascinating . . . by bigbadbuccidaddy · · Score: 1

    the guy did say he was trying to get in touch with Bill Gates, but nobody would return his calls.

  38. Re:MORE MONTHS? by THB · · Score: 2

    Uhhh, I _think not_.

    You are backwards, that is how the metre is defined. The second is based around the vibration of a cesium atom.

    This is the best way to do it, as we are starting at a unit which is useful to people, and then defining it terms of scientific constants.

  39. themes by igs · · Score: 1

    "Individual nations would decide what to name each month, under Flansburg's plan." us.themes.org - vote for you nation's theme for next year. --made by gimp

  40. Re:Oh yeah, that's _really_ helpful... by FunkSoulBrother · · Score: 1

    A real genius would have figured out how to give us more hours in the day -- without shortening the length of those hours

    You mean, Like this?
    /me Drools over the prospect of a 28 hour day... God, i'd love it.

  41. Re:MORE MONTHS? by dashjosh · · Score: 1

    Any idiot can come up with a calendar that makes more sense than the one we use now.

    If the world was willing/able to switch to a new system, it certainly would _not_ be to a system as complex as Flansburg's.

    13 months!?!?! The superstitious would never go outside. \\:^)

  42. Re:Why do we need months? Today is 2000.356 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Nope. Japanese weekdays predate ever hearing of Christianity. Which makes a 7 day week even more interesting. Perhaps based on phases of the moon (yes! really this time!). New, First quarter, Full, Last Quarter. Time from phase to phase? About 7 days.

  43. Go for base 120 ... by os2fan · · Score: 1
    I have been using base 120 since 1977 (dec) *Serious*. I've used and actively pushed other number systems as well,(8 10 12 14 16 18 20 22 28 30 36 40 42 60 80 120 1680, if you must know :) )so, I'm quite familiar with the benefits of these!!!

    Base 120 beats them all hands down. Not only do all of the numbers 1/(2**a*3**b*5**c) terminate, but 7, 11, 17 have refreshingly short periods. eg 1/7 is 0:17.17.17...,

    If you want something smaller, try, eg 18 [where 7*7*7=111, and so 7 divides 1/7, and the same is true for 5 dividing 1/5].

    Those of you who think it's a hard base to calculate in have never tried. It's actually easier to work in than base 60.

    Historically, it has been used by the Germanic nations, the conversion taking place around 900 onwards. Check out Wright's `Old Norse', where the numbers are given, like "200=one hundred and eighty".

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    1. Re:Go for base 120 ... by adrien · · Score: 1

      I like that idea a lot, but wouldn't we then need 120 numerical characters?

      with 12 we only need 2 more...

      [i probably just put my foot in my mouth, but i am a zero-math-skills person. i would probably be the last person to be able to do base 12 or base anything but 10... Hell, i even failed math in kindergarten. we were supposed to add 2 and 2, and i kept counting the zero, counting the 2 twice, etc.... it was very frustrating. other kids were counting with fingers, i was doing abstract numbers. argh.]
      adrien cater
      boring.ch

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    2. Re:Go for base 120 ... by os2fan · · Score: 1
      I have used base 120 since the seventies, using only 12 digits. You don't need 120 digits. You do not have to learn lots of tables either. I use only as far as 12*12 tables.

      In practice, you use alternating columns of 10 and 12, eg 2001 = 1681 = (((1*10+6)*12+8*10)+1). The number is written in any form that makes the parity of the column clear. This means either groups of 2, 4 or 6 digits, or with dots and commas.

      The notation I use is V and E for the 10 and 11 digits, and commas and dots to separate different orders of numbers to make them more readable, eg 2**64 = 3.69.01.57.31.E9.50.07.90.16. This can be written as 369.0157.31E9.5007.9016, or as 369,0157.31E9,5007.9016.

      The radix is a colon, eg pi=3:16E8.E3....

      The number is read using V0 as TEENty, and E0 as eLEFTy, as tenty and eleventy are confusable with twenty and seventy. A hundred is 1.00, a thousand is 1.0000.

      Fractions are always read in pairs, not singly, thus pi = three point sixteen, eleftyeight, eleftythree, ...

      Zeros in the number are dealt with as follows.

      • If a zero at the end of a decade is needed, then it is neat, eg 50 is fifty or fiftyneat. A zero at the end of a number is required. Thus, one and a half is 1:60, not 1:6.
      • If a zero is needed before in the tens column, then is is oh, eg one - oh-eight, for 1.08. The zero at the start of a number can be suppressed in writing and speaking: thus 1.08, not 01.08.
      • In a semimedial zero, at least the oh-form is given. Eg 50.07 is fifty-oh-seven, or fiftyneat, oh-seven, not fifty, seven (which could be 57). The 0.0 is a semimedial zero.
      • A special trailing zero is used to force the number into reverse format. This makes each one count as 10, and the order of counting is in by 12s first, ie in dozens. This is the d symbol, eg 12 doz and 5 is 12.5d It is rarely left in this form, but essential.

      You can see from even this smattering that alternating bases are radically different to the simple bases like 10 and 12.

      As an aside, one of the multiplication rules and a certian Linux-friendly penguin share the same name.

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  44. Re:This is not Flansburg's idea... by empesey · · Score: 2

    The original idea didn't fly because Comte gave the months "superfluous" names.

    Funny you should mention that. The name of our months are out of whack. September should be the 7th month, October the 8th, November, the 9th, December the 10. One wonders how it ever came to be the way it is currently.

  45. Shouldn't *nix handle it fine? by Markusis · · Score: 2

    A change of this magnitude wouldn't affect how *nix handles time since it counts the seconds from 1/1/1970. All that would have to be changed is the way that is converted to please us. Am I correct on this one?

  46. Here's my system by Microsift · · Score: 1
    12 months 30 days, and then a 5 day rest period, when there's a leap year, it's a 6 day rest period. During the rest period only essential personnel would work, and money would earn no interest.

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  47. Re:MORE MONTHS? by Rev+Snow · · Score: 1
    Our archaic time/date system should switch over to metric.

    Oh, so you want to use chrons , do you?

  48. Re:MORE MONTHS? by ryusen · · Score: 1

    heck... let's make a binary calander with a year.month.day format? that would make it real easy for computers...
    1111101000.1100.10100 would be today... er.. i think

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  49. Re:Why do we need months? Today is 2000.356 by w3woody · · Score: 5

    While the current calendar is solar based (meaning that events are tied to solar events), the duration of a month definitely comes from lunar events. That is, the fact that the length of a month is approximately the length from one new moon to another is not just coincidence.

    Most man-made calendrical systems use a "month" which is roughly (or precisely) based on lunar events. (The Chinese and Islamic calendars are based on lunar events--the Chinese calculate, and the Muslems observe.) The few exceptions I can think of use months that are based on a day count that has mystical significance, but a day count which is roughly one lunar cycle in length. (The Baha'i's 19-day month, for example, or the Discordian 60-day month. Here, by "roughly" I mean they don't pick months that are longer than a year in duration, or shorter than about a week in duration.)

    The only exception to this that I can think of is the ISO weekly calendar which records the date as the current day of the week and the number of 7-day weeks from the Gregorian New Year.

    The flip side of this is that there is only one calendrical system I can think of that is purely lunar-based, and that's the Islamic calendar, with precisely 12 months. That calendrical system drifts by about a half a month per solar year. All other calendrical systems are either purely solar (by unlinking the length of a month from the lunar cycles they were drived from), or luni-solar (such as the Chinese or the Hebrew, which use complex formulas to insert "leap months" into the year, giving some years 13 months instead of 12).

    Okay, so I'm a bit of a calendrical geek.

    Ask me sometime why 60 minutes in an hour or 7 days in a week... :-)

  50. Weekends? by 0siris · · Score: 1

    When would weekends be then?

  51. Planck time by peter303 · · Score: 2

    The most constant time cycle in the universe would be a "Planck second". A quantum of Planck time is the combination of the three fundamental constants of the universe- Plancks quantum of action, the speed of light and the gravitational constant (hG/c^5)^1/2 = 0.54 x 10E-44 seconds.
    (http://physics.nist.gov/cgi-bin/cuu/Value?eqplk t)
    I'd decimalize this times 10E45 to define a "Planck second" as 0.54 standard seconds,
    and astronomical day as 160,000 Planck seconds,
    an astronomical years as 58438752 Plank seconds and so on.

    1. Re:Planck time by Mr.+Barky · · Score: 2

      We should all use physicist units!

      Plank's Constant (h-bar) = 1
      Speed of Light (c) = 1

      Time and distance are measured in the same units (1 s = 300,000 km). Things like electric charge are just counted (after all, the smallest unit of charge is just 1/3). Energy becomes just inverse distance. The strength of the electric field is the just fine structure constant, etc, etc, etc.

      Then, all we need to do is define ONE unit. The Plank Second sounds good to me.

      Many, many conversions just go away!

      P.S. I could be wrong on some of the details, but the concept is valid.

  52. Re:Ugh by dr-suess-fan · · Score: 1

    I thought daylight savings time purpose was to
    steal daylight hours from the morning and move them to the evening where they're more appreciated. Depends on the person I guess.

    In Canada, not all provinces observe DST.
    I sorta like it. Which would you choose at Summer Solstice ?:

    5am-11pm MST
    6am-12am MDT (I'm at 52 degrees latitude).

    Cheers.

  53. I like the 00 day thing... by Uncle+Jimmy · · Score: 1

    I mean, I usually miss out on that day anyway, and it seems to be no great loss.

  54. Re:Monday Is a Casualtiy by dogkow · · Score: 1

    So they'll end up having to re-release Office Space with the script changed to "Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Tuesdays.

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  55. Portuguese by anticypher · · Score: 2

    And the seven days of the week would simply be named after numbers -- Oneday for Monday, Twoday for Tuesday,

    In portuguese, the days are already numbers. Segunda-feira to Seixta-feira are monday through friday. Saturday and sunday are still related to the judaic and christian calendars, Sabado and Domingo.

    It took me a while to get used to calling monday "second-day", but now that I what I think of it in english as well.

    In countries where taxes are not taken out of your paycheck, payrolls often work on a 13 month system, so you get 2 months of pay the month the taxes are due. If you are smart, you put aside one fourth of your salary so you aren't scrambling on tax day, but not many people are smart. So many companies give you some help.

    the AC

    ObDisclaimer: My portuguese is from a very rusty and not recently used memory, impaired by going out drinking all night with some marketing bastards on expense :-)

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    1. Re:Portuguese by sconeu · · Score: 2

      Hebrew too, except for Saturday...

      Sunday = Yom Rishon (first day)
      Monday = Yom Sheini (Second day)
      ...
      Friday = Yom Shishi (sixth day)
      Saturday = Yom Shabbat (Shabbat or Sabbath day).

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    2. Re:Portuguese by Ed+Avis · · Score: 2

      If the months are numbered from zero, the days should be too. Hence Zeroday (or Noughtday), Oneday, etc. However, the ordinal numbers in English start from 'first', so Firstday, Secondday and so on would also be possible.

      I don't see why a ordering has to be assigned to the seven days of the week at all. Look at the current arguments over whether Sunday or Monday is the first day of the week. (My preferred choice: Monday is day 1, Tuesday is 2... but Sunday is 0.) It would be better to say that the seven days always repeat in the same order, but there is no 'beginning' or 'end' to the cycle. Unless you can date the creation of the world to the nearest day.

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  56. Done already - in Ethiopia by vik · · Score: 1
    Correct me if I'm wrong here, but don't the Ethiopians already work on a 13-month calendar?

    Jah Love, Man.

    Vik :v)

    1. Re:Done already - in Ethiopia by Yacob · · Score: 1

      Yep!

      And it is very much alive and well. The difference is that the first 12 months are all 30 days long (the year having started on Sept. 11th or 12th if a Gregorian leap year occured) and the last month having 5 days (or 6 if it is an Ethiopian leap year). Eritrea used the calendar too until just recently. The last month is "Pagume" which is supposed to be a Greek word, so Greece may have used the calendar as well, likely then so would have the Copts.

      The present year is 1993 by the way :-) [insert y2k joke here]

      I remember in the mid 80s reading in a mazaine like "Omni" or something similar where a 13 month Gregorian based calendar was proposed. Each month had 28 days, the new months was named "Sol" and inserted between June and July (a northern hemisphere bias).

      Definitely not a new idea no matter how you look at it. "localedef" that comes with glibc-2.2 rejects as 13 month unfortunately, I've tried...

  57. Re:And while he's at it.. by Beowu1f · · Score: 1

    Stardates from Star Trek!! If we're gonna change our calendar and time system, we may as well wait and do it all at once when we have real motivation to, other than some nutcase who wanted to see his name in papers next to the words "nut-case."

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  58. Religion by Michael+Woodhams · · Score: 1
    It will never happen because the Judaism-decended religions (Judaism, Christianity, Islam) have a thing about every seventh day. It is every seventh day, not every seventh day except once a year you wait an extra day for the sabbath. There are hundreds of millions of people who would stick rigidly to this pattern, so that their sabbath day would change relative to the calendar once a year, which would cause havoc.

    (I'm not one of those hundreds of millions.)

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  59. Re:Ugh by susano_otter · · Score: 1

    Please. The true calendar is the Federation "Stardate" calendar.

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  60. Does this sound stupid to anyone else? by GLudlow · · Score: 1

    Maybe I'm not a mathematical savant, but doesn't "See you next Onesday" sound totally stupid? It would be a lot easier if everyone had numbers instead of names, GPS unique implants to identify ourselves, and track where we go... The reason this will never catch on is simply, we're humans, and it's a human calander. It's a culture, not a mathematical error. The guy who's proposing this obviously has quite an ego (callig Bill Gates personally?) and is blind to the fact that first, there is no need for his calander, and second it's perfect to a point of inanity.

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    1. Re:Does this sound stupid to anyone else? by porky_pig_jr · · Score: 1

      I think the guy who's proposing it is a nucking fut.

  61. Re:Why do we need months? Today is 2000.356 by excesspwr · · Score: 1

    actually if i remember right isn't there something like 23 hrs 56 mins in a day...

  62. Re:Earth's rotation by lars · · Score: 5

    Actually, it is the opposite. The Earth's rotation is slowing down. This is a known fact, and it is due to the tidal forces caused by the moon. Due to the Earth's rotation, the tidle buldge caused by the moon actually is ahead of the moon's orbit, and therefore a small component the moon's gravity acting on the earth pulls this tidal bulge back in the direction opposite the Earth's orbit. Conversely, the Earth's gravity is pulling the moon ahead in its orbit, causing the moon's orbit to drift outward. Eventually, we will lose the moon. This particular effect is has been measured with lasers (no, not giant "la-sers" on the moon, just ordinary ones here on Earth).

    They are able to prove that days have been getting progressively longer through the fossil records. The rate is something like a few seconds per century or so. I do not know exactly how they can determine this by looking at fossils though. Perhaps they are able to determine the average amount of sunlight the animal was exposed to or something. I believe the solar eclipse records also confirm this.

    Eventually the Earth's rotation would slow down to the point that it is no longer rotating with respect to the moon, so the moon's orbit would be synchronized with the Earth's rotation and the moon would only be visible from one side of the Earth. The Earth would still rotate with respect to the sun, but the days will be much longer, something like 50 times (IIRC) as long as they currently are. But this won't happen until something like 50 billion years in the future, by which point the Earth will have been consumed by the Sun anyway.

  63. Oh great... by vanza · · Score: 1

    And one would wonder what Cobol programmers would come up with after the Y2K craze, only to make some bucks.
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  64. Had this idea myself 14 years ago by The+Scooter+King · · Score: 1
    Ok, so I'm not a mathematical genius, and someone else thought of this in 1849, but I was bored one night in 1986 while working as a security guard and fiddled myself up something similar. (13 months starting with 0, "monthless" new-year, leap years handled by adding an extra day to new-year). I hadn't gone so far as renaming the months or the days, but I talked it up with my shift working co-workers, and got a suprisingly strong resistance to always having things happen on the same day. It went something like this:

    "If you were born on a Saturday and I was born on a Wednesday, I'd never get to get pissed on my birthday! THAT'S COMMUNISM!!!"

    (or words to that effect).

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  65. Re:MORE MONTHS? by evvk · · Score: 1

    Actually, "One second is 9192631770 periods of a certain vibration of the atom Cs^{133}".

    But yes, our archaic sun and earth rotation based calendar should be replaced with something rational. At least dump daylight saving time, leap seconds, leap years and all those kludges designed to keep it with the rotations. I don't care if the sun isn't at the same position at the same time every day. I'm never awake when it is light anyway :-).

  66. base 12 numbering by adrien · · Score: 1

    everytime someone mentions changing our time system to decimel or watever, i have to put in my suggestion for the reverse:

    chage our counting / numbering system to base 12

    why? 12 makes more sense.
    why?
    well, 10 is divisible by 2 and by 5; while 12 is divible by 2 and 3 (and 4, and 6...).

    dividing stuff into halves is great. dividing into 5ths? what for? Dividing into halves, thirds and quarters is so much more double plus better.

    then we can leave our time system more or less like it is.

    i mean, if we are going to make drastic changes, why not go all the way and do it right. rething the whole thing from the bottom up. of course, this will never happen, nor will changing time or even the calendar. hell, the US has been refusing for like 10 billion years to change to the decimel system (you know, like "centimeters" and other strange stuff like that...)

    so what if we have 10 fingers. do you still count with your fingers?


    adrien cater
    boring.ch

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  67. Re:MORE MONTHS? by Throw+Away+Account · · Score: 2

    Okay, that's a nice rant about the metric system.

    If you read mine again, you'll note that it uses the same 12 you like as the ratio of the inch to the foot.

    That lends itself well to creating "good for everyday human use" units that are simple integer ratios to all the other scientific units, by making the human unit twice (1/6), thrice (1/4), four times (1/3), or six times (1/2) the smaller (larger) scientific unit.

    And since the ultimately fundamental units are universal constants, it's actually a better system for science than the metric system, if the scientist can let go of their irrational preference for using base 10 in favor of the far more logical base 12.

    (In short, yes, I am joking.)

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  68. Re:Leap days by ryusen · · Score: 1

    should do like the egyptians and have a 5 days long new years celebration before the months start counting...

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  69. Roman Calendar by Silicon+Rat · · Score: 2

    Our calendar actually started as a decimal calendar, before the Julius Caeser added some new months named after himself and Augustus. This link explains the original roman calendar. If you look at the names of the latter months (December for example) you can see that they are named according to the original latin numbering system.

    Julius Caeser's changes gave us the 12 month calendar, Pope Gregory's (13th) reforms gave us leap years. Interestingly, Augustus Caeser later stole a day from February to make his month more impressive than Julius's (July).

    1. Re:Roman Calendar by duffbeer703 · · Score: 1

      The Romans were known for manipulating the calender in order to increase their terms in office! (during the days of the Republic)

      Several Praetors who were granted one-year dictatorships by the Senate added and subtracted months from the calender, extending their reigns for a few months.

      Julius Caesar, while he did name a month after himself actually fixed things quite a bit. Adding two more months to the calender put it in better alignment with the seasons, making it more difficult for future emperors to futz with the calender.

      Pope Gregory deleted several weeks and instituted the leap year in order remove seasonal 'drift' for good. By the time the 13th century rolled around, Easter was falling before the equinox, contradicting the bible. (I think)

      I also heard that our present calender drifts 9 minutes a year, although I am not certain of that.

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  70. The French did in 1992 (or so) by bfinuc · · Score: 1

    dropped it later tho

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  71. Re:28 hour day by Brant · · Score: 1

    Heh. I wonder if it's intentional that the link to "people who take this idea seriously" (http://www.dbeat.com/28/serious.htm) leads to an empty page?

    Brant

  72. Obviously He's Funded By Big Buisness by ChaosEmerald · · Score: 1

    Five day weeks? Where have our weekeneds gone? We'll have to work NON-STOP! Death to the new calender! DEATH!

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  73. Re:the pres. of Kodak proposed something similar.. by Borf · · Score: 1

    George Eastman did indeed do this - and the Eastman Kodak factory in Rochester NY ran on this schedule until the early 80's, according to information in the George Eastman house.

  74. I propose... by Murellus · · Score: 1

    a 52 month calender where we abolish weeks. We'd get our pay checks on the sixth of every month. We'd also get to come up with lots of cool names for months. Maybe we can name a month "Clint" after President Clinton.

  75. Forget all the silly calendars in use now... by evopl · · Score: 1

    Personal log, stardate -323967.97.. We should all be using Stardates. It's bound to happen. You'd be wise to convert now. http://steve.pugh.net/fleet/stardate.html Live long and prosper.

  76. Re:Doomed to Failure by FunkSoulBrother · · Score: 1

    Any calendar reform which ignores the seven day cycle of the week by, for example, adding special days that are not part of the week, is doomed to failure. There are many people who follow religions that attach special significance to certain days of the week. What happens when the new calendar says that it is Wednesday, but your religious beliefs say that it is the Sabbath?

    What happens when the sabbath occurs on Wednesday? You let the people celebrate their sabbath, its still there. I'm jewish, and i have to deal with my sabbath occurring fri night through sat night, while much of the world is at work and play, and i get by. I dont think the world would collapse if we actually kept things open sunday morning.

    And for that matter, i dont understand why things can't be open 24 hours a day. Think of the productivity that we'd increase as a civilization. You just need some portion of the population to be doing things at a different time that others. Think about it, you could have your choice of 8am school, 3pm school or 10pm school. As long as you get your sleep in there somewhere, who cares?

  77. Why do we need months? Today is 2000.356 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    2000.356 = the 356th day of 2000. Screw "weeks", "months" and other crap based on Lunar phenomenon.

    1. Re:Why do we need months? Today is 2000.356 by ozbird · · Score: 1

      Today is 2000.356

      Since there's less than two weeks until 2001, it's more likely to be something like 2000.97

    2. Re:Why do we need months? Today is 2000.356 by tooth · · Score: 2
      That is, the fact that the length of a month is approximately the length from one new moon to another is not just coincidence.

      Don't forget that there are 12 signs in the zodiac (western). I think that this would have also have a very large affect on the reason for 12 months in a year. The sun lies in a new sign every month.

      I think that this is also one reason why we have 24 hrs in one day, a new star sign rises every 2 hrs.

      But hey, I probably don't know what I'm talking about :)

    3. Re:Why do we need months? Today is 2000.356 by ryusen · · Score: 1

      wouldn't the seven days be more based upon the biblical "and he rested on the 7th"???
      as for the japanese calander.. i've wondered if they did that whole sun,moon, elements as an adaptation of adopting the gregorian calander when they were so west crazy... before that their years were not based upon a fixed bc/ad like system.. it was marked as the nth yeard of emperor x... so i highly suspect that days would have also been based upon a chinese calander (since so many old school japanese things were adaptations of chinese things)... does anyone know how the chise calander went in terms of day and weeks?

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    4. Re:Why do we need months? Today is 2000.356 by kacp · · Score: 1
      Ask me sometime why 60 minutes in an hour or 7 days in a week... :-)

      Why 60 minutes in an hour or 7 days in a week... :-)

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    5. Re:Why do we need months? Today is 2000.356 by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      These "Lunar Phenomena", are what influences your body and mind. Food digestion is partly regulated by day and night. Most people I know behave slightly different under a full moon (including yours truly...) and I'm sure there's more...

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    6. Re:Why do we need months? Today is 2000.356 by rsdavis9 · · Score: 1

      - 7 days in week because there were 7 visible "planets" (wanderer in greek). sun - sunday moon - monday venus - friday mars - tuesday jupiter - thursday saturn - saturday mercury - wednesday - 12 hours in day because of 12 zodiac symbols that could be seen by sleeping out all night long. Add in 12 for the day that we couldnt see. - 12 zodiac symbols because the night sky moves one zodiac symbol in one lunation. Or 12 for a full year. - 360 degrees in a circle because the sun moves 1 degree per day on the sky. or 360 days in a year. - 60 minutes in an hour? I'll try a stab at this. something to do with 12 and 360. or 6 and 360 because if you sleep out at night 6 zodiac symbols appear on the eastern horizon thru a night. bob

    7. Re:Why do we need months? Today is 2000.356 by rsdavis9 · · Score: 1

      7 days in week because there were 7 visible "planets" (wanderer in greek).
      sun - sunday
      moon - monday
      venus - friday
      mars - tuesday
      jupiter - thursday
      saturn - saturday
      mercury - wednesday
      - 12 hours in day because of 12 zodiac symbols that could be seen by sleeping out all night long. Add in 12 for the day that we couldnt see.
      - 12 zodiac symbols because the night sky moves
      one zodiac symbol in one lunation. Or 12 for a full year.
      - 360 degrees in a circle because the sun moves 1 degree per day on the sky. or 360 days in a year.
      - 60 minutes in an hour? I'll try a stab at this. something to do with 12 and 360. or 6 and 360 because if you sleep out at night 6 zodiac symbols appear on the eastern horizon thru a night.

      SORRY FOR THE BAD FORMATTING IN THE PREVIOUS MSG FIRST TIME POSTING - sorry to shout also
      bob

    8. Re:Why do we need months? Today is 2000.356 by w3woody · · Score: 2

      Blaim the Babylonians, whose astronomical observations also gave us the Hebrew calendar (which is basically the Babylonian calendar, but with a few minor modifications thrown in in order to make certain Jewish holidays land on the right days of the week).

      The Babylonians considered 60 a sacred number. They also gave us 360 degrees in a circle (as there are roughly 360 days in a year), and 24 hours in a day (because they split the day into 12 equal parts, and the night into 12 equal parts, one for each sign of the zodiac). They also gave us 12 zodiac signs, as there are approximately 12 lunar months in a solar year.

      Of course the Babylonians knew it was closer to 365.24 days in a year and more like 12 7/19(?) lunar months in a solar year. But they had this thing for rounding the numbers into more even ones for religious reasons.

      The Babylonians also originated many of the stories which appear (in mutated form) in Genesis. The 7 days in a week is Babylonian, as they considered 7 sacred. (Because it's approximately 1/4th of a Lunar month. That is, 7 days because it's 7 days from new moon to first quarter, first quater to full moon, etc.)

      They also originated a story of creation which evolved into the 7 day story of Genesis, in order to fit the length of their week. So (at least this is my understanding) it took God 6 days to create the universe and one day to rest in order to fit the length of a sacred Babylonian week, and not the other way around.

      Okay, so I'm being a real calendrical geek. Sorry.

  78. take it one step at a time by grappler · · Score: 2

    I don't want to sound like one of those "people who laughed" at a genius of the time, but...

    No matter how good an idea it is, why is it even worth a try when the USA still has not gone metric? Do that first.


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  79. Right... by Spackler · · Score: 1

    ...we could handle this.

    A simple date rollover to 2000 causes people to by 500 pounds of dried beans and enough shotgun shells to kill every computer geek on earth. That was going from a 1, to a 2. Another 3 years of doomsday prophecy is not in my future.


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  80. LESS HOURS? by tswinzig · · Score: 2

    Our archaic time/date system should switch over to metric. 10 months. 10 hours per day. 100 minutes per hour, 100 seconds per minute.

    I thought about that, too.

    Since seconds are the base unit of time here, you're talking about a day that is 8.64 "hours" long, if you keep it the same number of seconds as our 24 hour day. Well that's too strange, so let's round it to 9 "hours" a day. But that doesn't jive with the rest of the metric system, so let's stretch it again to 10 hours in a day.

    Now you're talking about a day that is 100,000 seconds long, or 27.78 traditional hours. Amazingly, there is already a plan out there to support "28-hour" days!

    Let's merge the two ideas together, right?!

    Well no. If you work out the math, I think the problem with this idea is there are two extremes you're dealing with which probably cannot be changed. The length of time of a second, and the length of time of a "year" (or four seasons). You can't possibly change those two things. Therefore I don't think it's possible to divide minutes/hours/days/weeks/months evenly in a metric style system.

    -thomas

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    1. Re:LESS HOURS? by smallstepforman · · Score: 2

      Hello?!? Why can't you change the lenght of a second? What is based on? We can make a second as long as we wish. Just because some bozo decided to divide the day by 24 hours, 60 minutes and 60 seconds doesn't mean that we cannot divide the day to 10/12/16 hours, 10/100 minutes and 100 seconds or whatever. 1 new second != 1 old second. What we cannot do is change the lenght of a year (sorry, natural laws). At least not until we colonise another planet.

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    2. Re:LESS HOURS? by jonnythan · · Score: 2

      The second is based on 9,192,631,770 cycles of radiation of a cesium 133 atom. This number was chosen to make it as close to the original second as possible (1/86,400 of the mean solar day).

      There's really no reason they can't change that number to...say, 15,000,000,000 cycles of the cesium atom other than tradition. However, it's not some bozo deciding to divide by 24 then divide again by 3600 (hence the 1/86,4000).

      BTW, my info comes from encyclopedia britannica.

    3. Re:LESS HOURS? by Fred+Ferrigno · · Score: 2

      A second is already 10^43 times Planck time. If we want to stick to metrics and universal constants, we can't change it. Speaking of which, we need to change the meter to match Planck length.

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  81. Re:And while he's at it.. by Markonen · · Score: 1

    I think it's safe to predict that everyone will have a Tivo way before timezones get eliminated.

  82. Druid Calendar == 28-days x 13 months by Saint+Stephen · · Score: 1

    This has so been done. All the stinking "wiccans" I know follow this. 28-days is the period of the cycles of the moon and also a woman's estruous cycle.

    How about using Tolkien's calendar of 12 months of 30 days, with five no-month days? I'd totally dig that.

    1. Re:Druid Calendar == 28-days x 13 months by Detritus · · Score: 2

      Only one problem, the lunar cycle is approximately 29.5 days, so the months should be 29 or 30 days long if you want them to be synchronized with the Moon.

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  83. my plan by MrCreosote · · Score: 1

    12 by 30 day months, each of 5 by 6 day weeks (4 days on 2 days off), with a 5 day (6 days on leap years) 'Bacchanalia' at the change over between years

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  84. 73, not 60 by Anomie-ous+Cow-ard · · Score: 1
    The Dischordian calendar has 5 'months' (Chaos, Discord, Confusion, Bureaucracy, and The Aftermath), each of 365/5=73 days. Once every 4 years (1+4=5), St. Tib's Day is inserted between Chaos 59 and Chaos 60.

    For example, today is Prickle-Prickle, The Aftermath 62, 3166 YOLD.

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    1. Re:73, not 60 by w3woody · · Score: 2

      Which begs the question, if you are Dischordian, why are you giving consistant information? I mean, wouldn't a true Dischordian calendar be achieved by doing the following:

      void FindDiscordianDate(short *day, short *month, short *year)
      {
      *day = 79 * rand();
      *month = 5 * rand();
      *year = 5000 * rand();
      }

      :-)

  85. 19 month, 19 day calendar by KFury · · Score: 2

    13 isn't a very human number. It seems like it would be great if there were the same number of months in a year as days in a month.

    Sqrt(365) is 19.1, which would amount to 19 months with 19 days each, totaling 361 days. We could then have either 4 or 5 days at the end of the year (non-leapyear/leapyear), which would be perfect for holiday vacations.

    This is almost exactly what the Mayans used. They had 18 months of 20 days each (much nicer for subdividing than 19) and a 19th 'month' that held the 5 extra days. these were 'days out of time' where people could do whatever they wanted, as they didn't have consequence on the 'terrestrial' calendar.

    Mayans also clustered years into groups of 20 (a 'Katun') and those into groups of 20 more (400 years, or a 'Baktun'). It seems that this makes more sense when looking at history. A century is either too long a cognitive unit of measure, and a decade too short.

    Okay, now I'm just rambling, but considering almost no system has any hope of being approved because it would make Y2K look like a walk in the park, but if you could rebuild from scratch, what would you make? Metric time? Swatch 'beats'? What particularly bugs me is the lack of correlation between days of the week and the rest of the calendar. Each could exist entirely seperately from the other...

    Kevin Fox

  86. Re:Might be a probelm with "Godsday" by ryusen · · Score: 1

    but... if god never rested on the seventh day... would all the little things we so enjoy ever have happened? i mean original sin and all

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  87. Power Force Opposes This! by MisterE · · Score: 1

    The 13 Month calendar will never be allowed. There is a force so powerful that it would stop the rotation of the earth if such a calendar had even the slightest chance of being adopted.

    The IRS requires quarterly payments and you cannot divide 13 by 4 evenly.

  88. Re:Doomed to Failure by jonbrewer · · Score: 1

    this calendar has seven days per week. read the article!

  89. Literary reference by Ravagin · · Score: 2

    Hmm... see The Conquerors' Saga by Timothy Zahn. The alien culture artfully portrayed therein uses an a very base-ten system. A second is a "beat," a minute a "hun-beat," etc. There are also cute names for larger temporal increments, but they escpae me at the moment.

    Anyway, they're good books, and he's a damn fine author. ;)

    -J

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  90. Chinese too by bfinuc · · Score: 1

    And the Japanese named the das of the week after the (classical) planets, as in the European languages.

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  91. birthdays.... by ryusen · · Score: 1

    has this guy considered how much of a pain it would be for everyone to recalculate their birthdays and aniverseries... i mean people have enough troubl;e remebering them now

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  92. no way - base 60! by Tumbleweed · · Score: 2

    Okay, with base 60 numbering, you can divide by 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 10. Pretty freaking cool!

    And if we're renaming the days of the week - let's go back to the original names. Moon's Day, Tiw's Day, Woden's Day, Thor's Day, Freya's Day, Satyr's Day, and Sun's Day. At least, I _think_ that's where they came from.

    Back when I ran a BBS (see also: the 'olden days'), I customized my BBS software to use those day names on the messages. Pretty neat, especially for a Paganism-oriented BBS.

    But back to reality - I'd just be happy if the U.S. switched over to a 24 hour clock and the metric system, and made daylight savings time the standard time, especially this far north (Seattle) - we need all the daylight we can get during the winter! (it gets dark here around 4pm in the winter - ugh)

    Oh yeah, and no more sugar substitutes!

  93. Re:MORE MONTHS? by egburr · · Score: 1

    And slow our orbit down so we get 1000 days a year, or speed it up to get 100 days a year? Or do we stick with a nice non-metric number of 36.525 days a month?

    Edward Burr

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  94. What about Birthdays?? by oRiCN · · Score: 1

    Will we all have to recalculate our birthdays!? What if they fall on a naff day, will we all be *moving* our birthdays to the weekend??

    PA, Chaos! I tell u CHAOS!! :)

  95. Tough for computers... by Trinition · · Score: 2
    And I don't mean just the code that would have to be re-written. How would you rewrite it?

    // What happens when the date is new years day // -- the monthless day? Date today = new Date(); Month currentMonth = today.getMonth();

  96. Already done ... by Viz by Neilski · · Score: 1

    About eight years ago, Viz magazine sold a calendar with a big splash on the front: Extra Month Free! The extra month was called Irrelevembuary, and featured Roger Irrelevant. It came between August and September and had 28 days so as not to mess up the days of the week for the rest of the year. It had special days such as Kipper Feeding Day and St. Herbert of the Cheese Counter's Day. Or something like that.

  97. Re:And while he's at it.. by thogard · · Score: 1

    You end up with two problems. If the hour hand points to 8, is it 0800 or 2000? Not so good with the 12 hr clocks that seem to be so common.

    The other problem is wrap. With this system, lots of people will get nailed by the midnight wrap problem. What what day is midnight? Now it won't matter since most people in a region are sleeping then. Make it so most of the worlds population is awake on a day change and watch out for the resulting mess.

  98. Re:And Paid Vacations? by TheLink · · Score: 1

    And what does that mean?

    In USA people serve the economy and in Europe the economy serves the people?

    Being "on the Riviera" for a month sounds like fun.

    Each of us has only about 70-80 years. They can end up all being about the same. Or you could have some fun.

    Cheerio,
    Link.

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  99. Too much effort for too little gain. by TheLink · · Score: 1

    I don't think that guys idea is worth considering seriously. Sure it's a nice idea. But even though he thinks that things will fall on the same days, they won't in other parts of the world- because for example the muslim calendar has 12 months of about 28 days (they follow the moon). So the muslim holidays will still keep advancing a month per year. And in many places the muslims _really_ have to see the first sliver of moon before they declare it's time (esp for Ramadan - their fasting month, which incidentally ending soon). If they don't see the moon, then the event is the next day.

    The chinese calendar is also moon based (not as strict), but every few years or so there's an extra month. Similar thing with jewish calendar- stuff jumping about.

    So why bother? It only solves some of the messiness. Too much effort for too little gain.

    All the various peoples are already used to having their own calendar for their culture. Most of them have already agreed to use the Gregorian calendar for business reasons.

    So why bother adding yet another calendar? Waste of time and resources I'd say. Yet another calendar for databases to support etc.

    Cheerio,
    Link.

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  100. Re:Might be a probelm with "Godsday" by wljones · · Score: 1

    Godsday? Would you be refering to Sunday, used by Christians that won't use the Sabbath, sundown Friday to sundown Saturday, which was chosen by God and is still observed by Hebrews and some Christians? Perhaps you mean Friday, observed by Muslims. There are numerous religions that have their own idea of the proper dates of worship, and have no allegiance to the God recognized by Abraham.

    Attempting to create a universal calendar based on one person's limited knowledge and ideas is doomed to failure. Old and proud cultures will dismiss the project as the ravings of a spoiled brat who is uneducated in the ways of the world.

    Defeating all other cultures, then forcing your ideas on everyone might seem like a good idea, but Alexander, Caeser, and Hitler are among those that tried and failed. Save time and effort by using the calendar we have. It works, and those that do not agree with it have adapted to it anyway.

  101. MORE MONTHS? by TheTomcat · · Score: 4

    No no.. they've got it all wrong..

    Our archaic time/date system should switch over to metric. 10 months. 10 hours per day. 100 minutes per hour, 100 seconds per minute.

    It only makes sense..

    1. Re:MORE MONTHS? by tordia · · Score: 1
      But think about this. We have seconds defined to be the time it takes for light to travel a certain distance (measured in km), but now we have defined km to be the distance light travels in 1 second. This is a cyclic definition. You still haven't given a reason why we can't change the definition, not that that's what you were trying to do, necessarily.

      There's no reason for keeping the current measuring unit for time (except tradition), because we arbitrarily picked these constants. What's so special about 299,792.458 km, besides the meaning we gave it?

      I just found the "current official" definition of the second. According to this website, the current official definition of a second is "time it takes for 9 192 631 770 oscillations of the Cesium atom at zero magnetic field". Even so, what is so special about that. It's arbitrary, too. I get the feeling that these things were officially defined after they had been in use for some time (specifically the units of time), so the definitions that were created had to agree with the current use of the units.

      When you get down to it, are there any units that aren't arbitrarily based?

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    2. Re:MORE MONTHS? by boinger · · Score: 1
      I think that, at least, there'd have to be a different word for the various units. Else there'd be headache with newseconds versus oldseconds, and so on.

      But, yeah, the calculations for Unix timestamps would be so much easier :)

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    3. Re:MORE MONTHS? by rand.srand() · · Score: 1
      I've always thought they should redefine the second to something more rational since there are 86,400 of them in a day. Make it an even 100,000 units, notate it in kilo"units" and would have 100 "major segments" each about 15 current minutes in length. Which happens to be the smallest unit most people make times in anyways.

      And I'm not even a proponent of the metric system but the way time is measured is really whacked. Change the second... change the months. I'm all for it.

    4. Re:MORE MONTHS? by BadlandZ · · Score: 1
      Uh yea... K... Well, let's base the system on something natural.... The earth is round, how about we base the calender on PI. (and get an excuse to calculate it more....) :-/

      Base 10 is a convention based in culture and language, not on science. So yes, it's sorta stupid. But defining a natural base unit for time might be difficult unless you do it at an atomic level (atomic clock... Hmm, gee, there's an idea... Oh wait, they did that already).

      Your base units for time (being subjective to our planet) are ~365 for days, and that can't be changed substantually without changing allignment to the seasons. No one would want that.

      But, as for how to devide that 365 up, there are more ways than you can count (pun intended). How about the seasons, there are 4 for a reason (longest day of year, shortest day of year, etc...) Then you end up with 365/4 to give you the quarters... Then, who gives a heck? Maybe base a second like unit on an atomic clock... But how do you scale that up with out calling it a mega-atomic-modulation or some idiotic thing that would end up being based in 10 anyhow?

      Bottom line is, most people who would spend any amount of TIME on the idea could come up with some interesting thoughts, but they will probably NEVER be accepted in my lifetime because our current system is to ingrained in our culture... so... Why bother...

    5. Re:MORE MONTHS? by Throw+Away+Account · · Score: 2

      Er, let's move to something a bit more logical than the Metric system, with its completely ad-hoc collection of basic units and arbitrary base-ten mathematics.

      No, let's use truly basic units. The Planck interval for time, the Planck length for distance, an electron volt for electrical charge, an electron mass for mass, etc. In base-12 for the convenient evenly-divisibility by 2, 3, and 4.

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    6. Re:MORE MONTHS? by Baconator · · Score: 1
      It's been done before (or at least something like it)... The French Republican calendar of the last 18th century employed a great deal of decimal math. From the Britannica:

      The seven-day week was abandoned, and each 30-day month was divided into three periods of 10 days called décades, the last day of a décade being a rest day. It was also agreed that each day should be divided into decimal parts, but this was not popular in practice and was allowed to fall into disuse.

      I think the blunt truth is that, considering that Americans are still using 12s, 60s, 16s, etc. to measure distance and weight, what chance is there of anybody being able to cope with "time" being messed with?

      -ALec

    7. Re:MORE MONTHS? by Fred+Ferrigno · · Score: 2

      We should define the second in terms of Planck time.

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    8. Re:MORE MONTHS? by ralmeida · · Score: 1

      Our archaic time/date system should switch over to metric. 10 months. 10 hours per day. 100 minutes per hour, 100 seconds per minute.

      And soon we'll evolve to have 12 fingers in our hands, and we'll have to change the system again...

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    9. Re:MORE MONTHS? by bloat · · Score: 1

      Nature did give us 12 digits. Sort of. Three segements on each of four fingers. Making 12 altogether. Very handy for counting stuff in your ancient babylonian market places. CheersAndrewC.

    10. Re:MORE MONTHS? by duffbeer703 · · Score: 1

      How does our current system not make any sense??

      It is riddled with archaic elements, since it is largely unmodified since the 13th century. But it is accurate and works ok.

      If you are bitching because programming date functions is needlessly complex, get a grip. They pay us to program for a reason.

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    11. Re:MORE MONTHS? by duffbeer703 · · Score: 1

      The mania of the French revolution bore that ridiculous system.

      The blunt truth is, the mental and societal problems that would stem from altering 'time' would prevent this from ever happening.

      The decimal day, hour, etc is a ploy to squeeze more worktime out of our days.

      The gregorian calender is a universal calender used in business and science everywhere on earth. Mucking with it would be an extremely bad idea.

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    12. Re:MORE MONTHS? by snookums · · Score: 1

      Now were left with units based on 'logical' things such as the distance between the equator and pole.

      And this is different from measures based on the length of the King's big toe (==inch) in what way?

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    13. Re:MORE MONTHS? by hal9000 · · Score: 1

      that works out to about +12 days per year. pretty close, but how do we account for it?

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    14. Re:MORE MONTHS? by frogstomper · · Score: 1
      When you get down to it, are there any units that aren't arbitrarily based?
      Radians.
    15. Re:MORE MONTHS? by frogstomper · · Score: 1

      Fingers logically give you either binary or base-11 (11 symbols, from 0 to 10).

    16. Re:MORE MONTHS? by JWW · · Score: 1

      Now just wait one Centon!!!

    17. Re:MORE MONTHS? by alleria · · Score: 1

      Hmm, I'm aware that the cesium atom definition was used, but I thought that was also back when light was defined as n * wavelength of some atom or other... isn't the speed of light now used to define most everything?

      As for being the best way to do it ... start with the second, a unit that is useful to people, and then define it in terms of scientific constants as the time necessary for light to travel the distance c.

      Please explain how this is inferior to measuring via cesium atom vibrations?

    18. Re:MORE MONTHS? by SirLeNerd · · Score: 1

      Oh great Battlestar Galactica time (remember centons)

    19. Re:MORE MONTHS? by Throw+Away+Account · · Score: 1

      But defining a natural base unit for time might be difficult unless you do it at an atomic level

      You mean like, say, the Planck interval, the fundamental quanta of time throughout the universe, already mentioned in my post?

      And who cares if the units conform to the real-life lengths of the year or day? That's nice for parochial use on Earth, but utterly useless anywhere else in the universe.

      But how do you scale that up with out calling it a mega-atomic-modulation or some idiotic thing that would end up being based in 10 anyhow

      You use base 12. You know, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, A, B, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 1A, 1B, 20...

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    20. Re:MORE MONTHS? by ncaustin · · Score: 1
      Metrification can be a pain for units less than 10, for example with 10 months.

      1/2 year =5 months 1/4 year = 2.5 months 1/3 year =3.3333 months

      where we currently have the babylonian base 60 system units

      1/2=6 months 1/4=3 months 1/3=4 months

    21. Re:MORE MONTHS? by sporktoast · · Score: 1
      Isn't that what swatch tried to pull on use with their @internet.time or whatever they called it?

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      In a related story, the IRS has recently ruled that the cost of Windows upgrades can NOT be deducted as a gambling loss.
    22. Re:MORE MONTHS? by Pxtl · · Score: 1

      Heheh, have you thought about physics? Seconds are used in metric mathematics. Acceleration is m/s, speed is m/s, power is J/s, etc. Seconds are the only imperial unit still used in metric mathematics, but they're thoroughly ingraned into the math. If your going to fsck with time units, may as well redo the whole damn thing over again (may I suggest switching over to hexidecimal while we're at it?)

    23. Re:MORE MONTHS? by egburr · · Score: 1

      Humans like base 10 because we're raised on base 10. Raise your kids on base 16 or base 8, and they'll prefer it over base 10. The concepts are the same no matter what base you use; we're just trained from birth in base 10 so we can use it without even thinking about how it works.

      Edward Burr

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    24. Re:MORE MONTHS? by linuxmop · · Score: 1

      Part of this has to do with our number of fingers. As Petr Beckman said, nature should have given us 12 digits, which is nice - it's a multiple of 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, and 12. 60 would get us 5, but it tacks on another 48 numbers to the base, so it's a poor tradeoff.

  102. 13 month years by spawn/nowait · · Score: 1

    Rolls Royce (Aerospace) used to and may still pay in 13 "accounting period" cycles. The 13th was then normally used for all that expenditure at Christmas.

  103. Re: Chinese year counting by Jonavin · · Score: 1

    Actually I think this is how Chinese years are recorded for historical purposes. It's usally recorded as the Nth year of a Dynasty/Emperor/Revolution. They also have 12 year cycles with the animals and some sort of 60 year cylce.

    I still can't get pass the idea of leap months... and the 19 year cycle where "Chinese New Year" can occur anywhere between January 23 to February 20-something of the 'normal calendar'. And strangely enough there are plenty of other Chinese "holidays" that fall on same solar days every year, but on different days of the Chinese Calendar year. Examples are Spring Equinox ("Ching-Ming") and the Winter Solstices ("Dong-Zi"), etc... Well, I guess not strange, since most cultures celebrate the equinox and solstices [{what's the plural of these?}]

    BTW, January 25th, 2001 is the new year of the Snake. Lawyers take note.

  104. Any you thought Y2K was a computer nightmare by n-baxley · · Score: 4

    Can you imagine the lines of code that would have to be changed to handle this? Sure it would make things simpler once it was in place. Maybe this is a good way to keep all of those COBOL programmers employed a while longer.

  105. It wont happen we cant even convert to metric by discovercomics · · Score: 1

    My Current employer pays on a two week cycle. so I get 26 paychecks a year which is equivalent to a 13 month cyle if a month is 4 weeks long. Whats the big deal. There is no practical reason for changing the calander when the US can't even switch to the Metric system. Highway signs used to have both KM per hour and Miles per hour on them. I don't think they do anymore.

  106. Sounds good to me... by mindriot · · Score: 1

    Somehow I'm reminded of this idea that came up in the German hacker movie '23' and got me interested... why not change weeks to contain 6 days 28 hrs each instead of 7 days 24 hrs each? It would surely fit _my_ biological clock (and that of probably quite a number of hackers living a kind of 'nocturnal' lifestyle...)

  107. Re:And while he's at it.. by thogard · · Score: 1

    swatch stupid time (aka Internet beat) is based on local time in switzerland. Nothing like figuring out what time it is in a different time zone and guessing what happens with their daylight savings time.

    Swatch could have pulled this off but they were too damn arrogant to do it in a way that others would have accepted like using midnight utc.

  108. Why the 7 day week? by slim · · Score: 2

    Since this scheme is so keen on changing things, why keep the entirely arbitary 7 day week? 5 goes into 365 rather neatly for example; why not do that? Sure, working patterns would change, but it's no more of a wrench that anything else proposed.
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  109. If we must change, I prefer Tolkein's calendar by PacMan · · Score: 1
    The one the Hobbits use, as detailed in the appendices.

    Here is a comparison of alternate calendars (including Tolkein's).

    The inclusion of days that are not part of any week will probably upset some religious observances.

  110. Savant? by Dan+D. · · Score: 1

    Idiot Savant I'd say.

    Actually, I'd love the idea. Perhaps I shall go be a hermit so I can live it.

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  111. Manufacturing Calendar by pete-classic · · Score: 1

    Wow, this guy has single-handedly re-invented the manufacturing calendar.

    -Peter

  112. Actully, he's right. by Christopher+Thomas · · Score: 3

    We're not going to lose the moon. All that'll happen is the moon's orbit around the earth will be synchronized with the earth's rotation.

    Actually he's right; what's happening is that angular momentum is being transferred from the Earth (Earth's spin) to the moon (moon's tangential velocity). This is called "tidal drag". It may end with the moon gaining enough tangential velocity to escape, or it may end with the Earth's rotation synchronizing to the moon's orbit; which case occurs depends on whether the kinetic energy bound up in the earth's rotation is greater than the orbital binding energy of the moon at its present distance.

    When the moon formed, it was much closer to Earth than it now is. Tidal drag moved it to its present distance.

    1. Re:Actully, he's right. by greear · · Score: 1
      Lets not generalize about the moon maybe escaping or maybe the earth will rotate once a month. There has to be someone on here that can do the math to figure out which is going to happen!!

      For what it's worth, I'm betting the moon will get slightly farther away, but never come close being lost (think how much a figure skater can change rotational velocity by only moving her relatively low-mass arms a small distance from her body and back.)

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  113. Re:Doomed to Failure by thogard · · Score: 1

    Your sabbath is on a weekend. Try it on Tue/Wed and see how hard it would be.

  114. Yah right... by Macdude · · Score: 1
    Who let this looney out? We might as well propose adding a few more days to the year and make all the months 31 days long...

    We won't change the calendar for the same reason we won't make the clocks Metric.

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    1. Re:Yah right... by Hooptie · · Score: 1
      Unfortunately you can't do that. The main plus of this calendar is that things happen on the same day of the week avary year. With a longer calendar (i.e. 12 31 day months) celestial events such as the Equinoxes and solstices will occur on a different day every year.

      The only drawback I see to this calendar is that every month will have a Friday the 13th

      Hooptie

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    2. Re:Yah right... by FunkSoulBrother · · Score: 1

      The only drawback I see to this calendar is that every month will have a Friday the 13th

      Actually, every month would have a Friday the th. IF you look at his calendar it starts on onesday, or Monday, the first, so Fridays would be the 5th,12th,19th,and 26th

  115. Re:And while he's at it.. by Isomer · · Score: 1

    Theres already 'Internet Beat Time' or something. It's got 1000 'beats' a day, and '000' is 12:00 UTC+1. There are watches that have it, and web pages that have it (ever seen a @436 as a Timestamp somewhere? it's IBT).

    It was designed so you could organise things on the internet where TZ's do/don't matter (depending on how you look at it)

  116. Leap days by Laser+Lou · · Score: 1

    Its unfortunate that he hasn't figured out how to add leap days yet. He should have figured it out before announcing it.

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    1. Re:Leap days by netmeister · · Score: 1

      That was explained in the article. A leap day
      would have a designation of "00" and would
      have no month.

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    2. Re:Leap days by Laser+Lou · · Score: 1

      Please reread the article. You're talking about New Year's day.

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    3. Re:Leap days by geekchiq · · Score: 1

      Leap days- that's easy. Stick them next to New Years Day and make it another monthless, dayless day. So there would be a day between Saturday and Sunday, but hell, I wouldn't complain!

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    4. Re:Leap days by Laser+Lou · · Score: 1

      How about adding a 28 day month once every 112 years, to keep the 28 day cycle going? Place it between November and December, to add more time for X-mas shopping?

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  117. Oh, please by Chuck+Flynn · · Score: 1

    We're not going to lose the moon. All that'll happen is the moon's orbit around the earth will be synchronized with the earth's rotation. And I don't think the moon appreciates your kind of fear-mongering, no sir.

  118. Re:And Paid Vacations? by Seumas · · Score: 1
    And yes, I know there wills till be 365 days in a 13 month year. I was being a smart-ass.

    By the way, nobody would ever implement a 13 month calendar to make human time/biological cycles more synchronous. The only thing that matters is how much it will help industry. This is the same reason America still has almost no paid vacation time compared to the rest of the world.
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  119. but then you don't call it... by STREMF · · Score: 1

    >> The only drawback I see to this calendar is that every month will have a Friday the 13th

    if we used this system we wouldn't call it "friday." it would be "fiveday" or another similarly dumb-sounding alternative name.

    but i guess we could just change the names of the numbers, so that 1 means mon and 2 means tues, and 5 means fri, then we could have fridays the wednesteeth... wait, that doesn't work so well, does it?

  120. Implementation problems by B.D.Mills · · Score: 2

    There will be many problems with implementing this calendar.

    A lot of computer software needs to be rewritten to handle the new calendar, just like Y2K all over again.

    Business such as banks, landlords and anyone else that accepts monthly payments for services will gouge their customers by not reducing their charges.

    Thirteen is a prime number, so the year cannot be easily divided up into roughly equal parts. With 12 months, we can divide the year into two, three, four or six easily according to our needs.

    Leap years cannot yet be handled by this system. For ideas on fixing this, I recommend that the creator of this calendar read "Lord of the Rings" and examine the Shire calendar. Leap years were handled by making the leap-day a special day of celebration (Overlithe).

    Renaming the months will make a lot of our folklore based on month-names obsolete, and will therefore destroy a part of our culture. Such things as Armistice Day (the eleventh hour of the eleventh day of the eleventh month), One day in September (Grand Final Day in Australia), April Showers (song alluding to Northern hemisphere spring weather), and so on will all need to be converted.

    Similarly, celebrating anniversaries of historical events could be difficult.

    While the current calendar is difficult, reforming it will have to overcome so much social inertia that I don't believe it is possible. For the same reason, we still have Babylonian time units, despite many efforts to reform time with various metric innovations.

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  121. Damn this Smarch weather! by decipher_saint · · Score: 1
    Now all those songs I made up in history class are useless!

    Capt. Ron

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  122. Homer Simpson quote.... by resonator · · Score: 4

    Lousy Smarch Weather!

  123. 1792 by bfinuc · · Score: 1

    woops

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  124. Re:And while he's at it.. by Cheshire+Cat · · Score: 1
    To me, in today's world where "instant communications" makes timezones a major PITA, it seems like we should all function on a 24 hour clock, where it's 00:00 at the exact sime time, everywhere in the world.

    Ugh what a horrible idea about the timezones!

    I would hate to watch the sunrise at 10pm. Or conversely have it set at 10am. But hey, thats just me.

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  125. Re:Asimov already proposed this by glebite · · Score: 1
    Yeah, I just re-read this article in Tragedy of the Moon? That's cool - hang on, here's the book - yep - it's on Chapter IV, The Week Excuse.

    Oddly enough, though, a 13-month year would be perfect in this respect, since 364 = 13 x 28, and 28 = 7 x 4. In a 13-month year, each month would be just four weeks long and, of course, twenty-eight days long.

    According to the publishing date, this was originally printed in 1972 by Mercury Press. A very good book with some interesting theories...

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  126. Re:Leap Years by srichman · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I just love how this calculator nerd proposes a calendar totally changes what has been in use by most of the world for over four centuries and says we should start using the new system on January 1, yet he hasn't quite bothered to figure out how leap years will work.

    Leap years just strike me as one of those minor issues that should be hammered out *before* you propose a drastic change to the calendar system if you expect to be taken seriously...

  127. Re:And while he's at it.. by squidfood · · Score: 2

    ...are some kludge pushed on us by the railroads as they spread across the world. To me, in today's world where "instant communications" makes timezones a major PITA, it seems like we should all function on a 24 hour clock, where it's 00:00 at the exact sime time, everywhere in the world.

    Interesting that you should mention trains. When I took the trans-Siberian express some years ago (China-Moscow via Mongolia) the trains ran on Moscow time while crossing 8 timezones. So when we got on the train in the east, breakfast was served at 3pm, lunch at 8pm, dinner at 2am or so.

    What we got over time as we went west was some of the worst continuing "jet" lag I've experienced. Not knowing when, how, if to be hungry...

    We solved the problem by a simple discovery: Every hour is vodka hour.

  128. Timezones rule, but daylight and Swatchtime suck! by Quietti · · Score: 1

    Timezones are a good thing, because they take into account the solar position of a location. They also confirm without any doubt what part of the day a gizen country is currently living.

    By contrast, that crappy SwatchTime completely blurs any Timezone distinction, which prevents people from knowing if now is a decent time to call someone at the other end of the globe. Besides, metric has its limits and Swatch just exceeded one, making the whole Swiss clock industry look like morons at the same time!

    IMHO, instead of trying to reinvent the wheel, Swatch should start implementing GPS-based NTP into their watches, so that those bloody bus drivers don't show up early or late at your block's bus stop!

    However, I totally agree that daylight savings should go; keep the same offset to UTC all year long and never loose an hour of sleep! ;-)


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  129. Re:Might be a probelm with "Godsday" by radja · · Score: 1

    having 1 godsday will be trouble. therefore this proposal:

    - God-day: make christians happy
    - Allah-day: make muslims happy
    - jhwh-day (pronounced simply 'day'): make jews happy
    - buddha-day: a day of reflection
    - L. Ron Hubbard day: or they'll sue
    - godless-day: for the atheist
    - All other gods' day: seven days just isn't enough to name each and every god, or appease all religions

    BTW.. Friday.. always though that was dedicated to the Goddess Freya (nature goddess I think, but I could be a long way off)

    //rdj

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  130. I prefer an 8 day week by JiveDonut · · Score: 1
    A couple of years ago, my friends and I were trying to figure out what all those Y2K programmers were going to do after the beginning of the year 2000.

    I had come up with the idea of an 8 day week. The eighth day would be on the weekend. Thusly, we would still have a 5 day work week, but every weekend would be three days. This would certainly keep programmers busy.

    I named the day "Boonday". Under the Boonday calendar, every month had 4 weeks (32 days). There would be 11 months. This comes to 352 days. The last 13 (or 14 in leap year) days of the year are a national holiday where you can celebrate the winter holiday of you choice (or choose not to celebrate).

    It was all a big joke. I guess I should have written it up and promoted it back then.

    -JD

  131. Zeroday? by Pseudonymus+Bosch · · Score: 1

    Oneday for Monday, Twoday for Tuesday, and so on. Flansburg suggested Sunday be Godsday

    Shouldn't it be Zeroday? And what about a countdown? Monday should be Minus-Sixday, Tuesday Minus-Fiveday, and so on.
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  132. Re:Fascinating . . . by timftbf · · Score: 1

    It's not calendar geeks, it's maths geeks. Or more correctly, anyone with a simple understanding of maths who knows what fence-post errors are.

    Your 'correct' doesn't need quoting. The start of the millennium isn't open to debate, it's a simple mathematical definition.

    Regards,
    Tim.

  133. Re:Might be a probelm with "Godsday" by Art+Tatum · · Score: 1

    Godsday. Why does that sound like some corny "Christian rock" band?

  134. Real Calendar Reform is here ... by mshiltonj · · Score: 1
    The World Calendar is best attempt at calendar reform I've seen.

    Steven

  135. Might be a probelm with "Godsday" by jacobcaz · · Score: 1
    Some people might have a problem with calling the seventh day "Godsday"

    Nevermind the religious implications, it just sounds silly!

    1. Re:Might be a probelm with "Godsday" by Andux · · Score: 1
      Huh? My grandparents are Friends and I've never heard anyone in their church use "FirstDay."

      I suppose it'd be hard to keep something like that going while the culture at large uses Sunday.

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    2. Re:Might be a probelm with "Godsday" by Chris+Hind · · Score: 1

      Any sillier than "Oneday", "Twoday", etc? Or just sillier than being called the "Human Calculator"? Sounds like some weird B-Movie: sequels "The Human Vacuum Cleaner (He Sucks!)" and "The Human Insectocuter".

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    3. Re:Might be a probelm with "Godsday" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      But historically accurate:

      Monday, from Moonsdaeg, venerates the moon (or the goddess of the moon).

      Tuesday, from Twuesdaeg, venerates the god Twue*.

      Wednesday, from Wodensdaeg, venerates the god Woden (Odin).

      Thursday, from Thorsdaeg, venerates the god Thor.

      Friday, from Friggasdaeg, venerates the god Frigga*.

      Saturday, from Saturnsdaeg, venerates the god Saturn.

      Sunday, from Sunsdaeg, venerates the sun (or the god of the sun).

      So, looking at the major religions nowadays, it should either be Godsday, Jesusday, Jehovaday, Buddhaday or Vishnaday. Seriously.

      * -- I might have these two slightly wrong. It's been a long time.

    4. Re:Might be a probelm with "Godsday" by PsionicMan · · Score: 1
      I think that the "godsday" bit is to try and make this (IHMO) cold and inhuman 'math calendar' seem more warm and reassuring. Also, it could persuade the religious zealots to be more accepting, as they would probably be hard set in their current ways.

      Max, in America, it's customary to drive on the right.

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    5. Re:Might be a probelm with "Godsday" by JWW · · Score: 1

      One question. If this guy sticks with seven day weeks. Why rename the days at all!!!

      Or maybe we could do that just to see how much more the human race could mess up their measurement of time.

    6. Re:Might be a probelm with "Godsday" by Katya · · Score: 2

      Hey.. God _rested_ on the seventh day. Do we wanna be giving days to lollygagging deities? Yeah yeah, I know s/he did a lot those first six days. But if s/he just went that one extra mile, we might finally have those polka-dotted, winged, 110 volt unicorns that can toast both bagels AND bread at the same time that we've all been waiting for. Sheesh.

      Maybe it oughta be "SlackerDay." A day we can all celebrate.

  136. What the hell, while we're at it.... by alumshubby · · Score: 2

    ...Time zones started in the US to regulate train schedules. Now that we have global communication and intercontinental travel measured in hours instead of weeks, why even *bother* with time zones anymore? Everybody go on Greenwich Mean Time. If that means the sun's rising at 1730 and setting at 0430 the next calendar day, well, that's just how things happen to work where you are.

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  137. The Julian Date by Eil · · Score: 3


    This human calculator guy made an interesting note that astrophysicists use a system that counts days from Jan 1, 1900.

    In my current job (USAF Avionics repair), we fill out LOTS of paperwork, almost every single sheet requiring a date. Many forms are still handwritten, so they require a date to be in a particular format. Some of these forms actually require the same date in different formats. (Reasons differ, but none are for the sake of redundancy.) Here are the two most common examples.

    1) You have the classic Julian date. The Julian date is my personal favourite, one that I use for all kinds of personal stuff as well. You have a single number that begins with 001 at the beginning of the year. Likewise, 356 is the last day of the year unless you've got a leap year. (That is, unless I've reversed my leap-year definition again.) In the event that you need to specify the year, you just prepend the year. For example, today would be 00355 or 2000355 depending on the scope of the date. It's even Y2K friendly!

    2) The regular old YYYYMMDD format too. Another good computer-friendly format.

    3) When actually *writing* dates down, I usually do DDMMMYY, where the month is an abbreviation. Today, for example, would be 20DEC00. It's not easy to goof up and transpose the YY and DD when reading or writing as long as you keep in mind that the day goes first. Which, mind you, was not a problem from 1932 to 2000, but next year, it is conceivable some could mistake the "01" for the first day of the given month.

    1. Re:The Julian Date by Eil · · Score: 1


      Heh, yeah, "two most common examples" and then I go ahead and write three. Sometimes I'm such an idiot.

    2. Re:The Julian Date by Zulfiya · · Score: 2

      I use dd MMMM yyyy in most of my written correspondence (without abbreviating) or dd-MMM-yy (with abbreviating), but preferring to use the letter version of the month. My previous job was at a firm located in the United States with the corporate headquarters in Europe. Since the american date format is mm/dd/yy (which I dislike because it is not in decreasing order) and the european format is dd/mm/yy, I needed some way to be sure that however far my correspondence might be forwarded, everyone would understand the date the same way. (One of my nightmare jobs was checking over schedule spreadsheets that had been communally edited by persons from different countries - 11/07? was that 11 Jul or 07 Nov? auuugh!)

      For naming of computer files I use yyyymmdd because that way things sort properly without my having to add any extra sort parameters. Call me lazy, but it works.

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  138. Asimov by Pseudonymus+Bosch · · Score: 2

    Isaac Asimov had some essay proposing a decimal time system for the space mankind. It all revolved around the day, because of our internal rythms.

    And then there is the ten-hour clock in Fritz Lang's Metropolis.
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  139. This isn't news by Felinoid · · Score: 1

    No forgive Slashdot.. people submit "Slime grows in fridge" 8 thousand times it eventually gets posted.. Fox News has no such problem.
    First shame on the jernalist who covered this story... Slock news? Gezzz and on Fox News for going with it. Ug.

    Ok somebody dreammed up yet annother calander... Is that what it takes to make headlines?
    Yeah it's man bites dog but gezz... accually no it's not man bites dog.. People are allways trying to reinvent socity.. 28 hour day.. 13 month year.. New speak.. and of course those who want the garbage and mail handled at night so it'll seem like magic.. (dosn't work BTW.. garbage trucks are loud and noisy.. wake everyone up.. every now and then a garbage company TRYS this and it NEVER works.. Can't blame them it seems like a good idea on paper. The post office just won't send people out in the dark.. to many potental problems).

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  140. I know it was already posted but.... by jonnystiph · · Score: 1

    I just had to,
    lousy smarch wheather.
    hehehe

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  141. Fascinating . . . by Luminous · · Score: 5
    But it will never fly. Too many basic human conventions are based around our current calendar, no matter how annoying it is. Something like this would go into effect only if there was an overriding authority in control, like the Catholic Church or the Roman Empire of the olden days.

    And back then, there weren't entire industries based around the calendar, so the change only effected the literate minority. Today, the majority of business requires a consistent calendar.

    I'll chalk this up with Napolean's 10-hour day and calendar geeks being upset that the world isn't having a giant bash for the 'correct' beginning of the new millennium.

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    1. Re:Fascinating . . . by kerrbear · · Score: 1

      My comment...Why bother.

      If there is one thing I have learned about this universe, its that it abhors a sensical regimen. Nature never seems to want to play by the rules of exactness anyway.

      Notice how nature uses spheres for the planets, but they are not perfectly in round. Weather patterns stay within limits, but are not predictable. People are kinda symetrical but not pefectly. In the mandlebrotz set, the forms are all similar but never exactly alike. There seems to be a principle at work where perfection is hinted at but never arrived at.

      So its ok if our calendars are a little wacky. It just stands to reason in the current wacky universe we live in. Maybe God just figured that pefection would be too boring. I say go with it.

    2. Re:Fascinating . . . by jmccay · · Score: 1

      Another major problem is the fact that a year is not truely 365 days. is is 365 days with a fraction of a day. This would mean the months would gradually move in the seasons. Month One would start out in Winter and eventual move to spring, summer, fall, and then back to winter.

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    3. Re:Fascinating . . . by Luminous · · Score: 2
      Sadly, you are wrong. Math as applied to social convention. Just because some people wish to start their calendar on the birth of Christ while some of us happen to choose to start the calendar elsewhen which gives us a year 0.

      Ta Da

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    4. Re:Fascinating . . . by Luminous · · Score: 2
      Bravo!

      In our obsession to make everything fit neatly we tend to miss the fact Nature has an order we'll never fully understand.

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  142. Body wants a longer day by coljac · · Score: 1

    Actually, a friend of mine has a hormone problem which prevents him from being "forced by the sun" to a 24-hour day. He lives according to his own day, and can only sleep when it's night for him. So, on a random day of the year, his midnight might be at any given hour of the day. Often he goes for days without sleep since he has to be up in business hours, which just happens to be when he needs to sleep.

    Poor guy. Ain't biology weird?

    (For a tiny minority of slashdot readers, yes, it's Andy).

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    1. Re:Body wants a longer day by WNight · · Score: 2

      I've got a very similar sleep disorder.

      Bright lights, melatonin, and excessive alarm clocks couldn't lock me to a regular schedule, I tended to keep a 26-30 hour day. Except when I stayed up a very long time, as you say, because I had to interact with the 24h world one day.

  143. Metric application to time by Foggy+Tristan · · Score: 1

    I disagree. While a base-10 counting system makes sense for distances, it makes less sense for months of the year, since a year repeats itself over and over. A 13-month, 52-week calendar works with the period given, whereas a 10-month calendar would results in a fractional week.

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    1. Re:Metric application to time by Decimal · · Score: 1

      I disagree. While a base-10 counting system makes sense for distances,

      Why? The scaling effect of our metric system would work just as well in any base number system.
      It's all 10, 100, 1000, 10000, etc., because "10" means different things in different number systems.

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  144. Metric Calendar by SolidCore · · Score: 1

    This is not anything new they have been trying to implement a metric calendar for years. Here is a description of how it would work. I would much rather have a calendar that eliminated leap year all together

  145. Re:The four-quarter plan by thogard · · Score: 1

    Do you know how much it would cost?

    Here in Australia you can go buy things like shelves and they will be some multiple of 30cm. The real problem is if you go buy two different 60cm shelves, they won't be the same length. At least in the US when you buy a 2 foot shelf its the same length as other 2 foot shelves.

    The windows in my house are exactly 1 foot by 3 feet. Sure the glass shop can deal with metric but if I give them a measurement in old english units they know its right because the entire building industry is based on the foot. A ceiling tile isn't eactly 2x4 feet because its a bit smaller so it can go in a 2x4 grid. In the US they are called 4 foot tiles, in Australia they are 120cm long (unless you measure them). For Australia to export building products to the US, they have to be standard US sizes which happen to be based on building thigns to old english sizes.

    The metric system has lots going for it but its not good for human measurements. Its odd to hear Aussie be able to tell how tall someone is in feet and inches and not know how many inches are in a foot.

    For what its worth SI seems to be on the way out. It looks like there is push to drop all the compound units and simply replace them with grams, seconds, meters so that things like 1 bar becomes 1 Kg/m*s^2.

    There is also some talk about what to do with the leap seconds that keep showing up. It looks like it has gotten to the point were 3 or 4 will be added this year or next and that starts to cause problems. One proposed solution is just to make a second a small bit longer.

  146. Re:The four-quarter plan by smallstepforman · · Score: 1

    This is amazing - I also came up with a similar concept ages ago but alas, haven't disclosed it to anybody for fear of ridicule. 4 quarters, 91 days each with 1/2 days marking the end of the year (2 days for leap year). 31+30+30. Public holidays would be the same the world over.

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  147. Remember y2k? by KilobyteKnight · · Score: 2

    This guy obviously has forgotten all the crap the world went through to change two digit dates to four digit dates...
    Now he wants to change the whole calander?
    Hell, that's about as likely as getting people to accept Unix time as the official world standard.

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  148. Select a number bigger than 365... by os2fan · · Score: 1
    Best to select a composite number bigger than 365, and then leave days out. For those who peddle binary calendars, here's a data structure that I use in all forms of BASIC.

    Since the year has 12 months, and no month has more than 31 days, you can store a date into a number in the form N = Y*372+M*31+D-32-C, where C is a constant. You can store 89 years into a single signed number, and if you fiddle with negatives, you can get 178 yr, 2 month into a 16-bit number.

    If we put packed_date=Y*365+M*31+D-32-C, then we can get Y=(packed_date+C)mod 365, etc. This scheme works because each date has a unique number, although not all numbers correspond to days.

    Another trick for the calendar is to start the year on 1 Mar, making the leap year the last day of the year. This makes the length of the month equal to 31-((M-1)mod 5 mod 2).

    Also, any proposal that puts days outside the month, eg New year's day not in any month, etc are going to run afoul of the programs that expect days to be in months.

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  149. We're too stupid to use something this SIMPLE ! by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 2

    Why do humans allways overcomplicate things!?

    Daylight savings time is a good example. Why the !@#$% can't we just keep the same bloody time the WHOLE year throughout.

    The leap year bullshit is another good example. We just couldn't pick a nice EASY TO REMEMBER system, now could we !. *sarcasm on - It MUST be accurate down to the nanosecond! sarcasm off* I realy don't give a !@#$ that the year has 365 and 1/4 days. The astronomers should pick their own bloody accurate calender - and for the rest of society give us a calendar that is USER FRIENDLY.

    *rant off*

  150. Re:Ugh by Fuser · · Score: 1

    If he really wants to push for a reform in time-keeping that improves people's lives, then let's talk about banning the dated and useless concept of Daylight Saving Time!

    You think DST was a bad idea? Here in Newfoundland a few years ago, they introduced DDST (Double Daylight Savings Time)... Talk about a BAD IDEA! Going to school in complete darkness... fun...

    Yours ect.

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  151. Sure we can do it! by autocracy · · Score: 1
    I think we should try to run with it. Convince some people on Capitol Hill to make it the official calendar. Then we can go through hell updating our computer's bioses and clock software, and getting firmware updates for our VCRs (I don't know how, but we'd have to do it). Hell, we can even get firmware updates for our watches and cellphones, clock radios - it'll all work like a charm. Still don't know how to update firmware on your watch (most watches dont even HAVE firmware, not to mention alarm clocks), but we'll find a way!

    (Warning: this part is serious - People who are pregnant, nursing, or could become pregnant should not read this!) Frankly, it's just not feasible. The calendar makes more sense than the one that Gregory guy came up with, and if it were 1900, we'd be able to pull it off. I would really like to see it happen, but as was said at the top, it won't. DAMN!

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  152. Why fear? by Shotgun · · Score: 2

    These people who always want to come in and rip out a fundamental pillar of society always talk about society's 'fear of change' as if it is some irrational psychiatric condition. It is not. In fact, it is not really fear in the sense that I don't fear that a hot stove will burn my hand...I KNOW the stove will burn my hand and I don't want to suffer the pain. Ripping out and replacing a fundamental part of any society, especially ones as ingrained as common measurements, is disruptive, confusing and painful. Sometimes 'good-enough' beats the pain of change, especially when everyone has become so comfortable working around the staus quo that they don't even realize that they are doing it.

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  153. Oh yeah, that's _really_ helpful... by bziman · · Score: 2
    Oh sure, great, just what we need, an extra (but shorter) month. A real genius would have figured out how to give us more hours in the day -- without shortening the length of those hours. That way I could stay up all night reading Slashdot, get a full eight hours of sleep, and still get to work early enough that my boss doesn't call me at home at 10:00 AM.

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  154. Scared of 13? by Duggage · · Score: 1

    I think people need to get over themselves.

    13 is a fine number and never did anything to anyone.

    D- who was born on the 13th

  155. Re:The four-quarter plan by Goonie · · Score: 1
    I think the way to do it next time is to finish "hard metrication" (fasterners, connectors, etc.) first.

    Yep, that's an excellent way of going about it, because they affect a much smaller proportion of the population, and impact international trade disproportionately.

    Has anyone calculated how much metrication would save in the long term, once the transition costs were dealt with?

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  156. Re:Doomed to Failure by Detritus · · Score: 2
    I read the article. Maybe you should read it again.

    For the mathematically challenged, 13 months of 28 days plus New Years Day equals 365, 365 modulo 7 equals 1. That means for the day of week to be a constant for any specified date, one day must be designated as a special day, that isn't a normal day of the week, sometimes referred to as a "blank day" in other calendars.

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  157. Unfortunately the earth is base 365.25 by intmainvoid · · Score: 1
    That's a nice idea, but even with 10 months, the months can't all have the same number of days, and it definately won't be a multiple of 10.

    Of course you can avoid all that if you don't want the months to match the seasons, just have 100 day years!

  158. my crazy economic theory using 13 month cycles by oldmacdonald · · Score: 1

    In my earlier life as a classical physicist I learned exactly one thing about complicated systems: you don't want to drive them at resonance if you want predictable results.

    Now, the economy has a natural resonance over one year: people buy more heating oil in the winter, gifts at christmas, run the AC in the summer, etc. So what do governments do? They run their tax and spend cycles on the fiscal year. The interaction of these two may well cause the economy to be less stable than otherwise.

    If stability is what is desired, it would be good to have a budget cycle relatively prime to the year. I suggest 13 months. I wonder if any economists listening could simulate this on some fancy economic model. I'd love to do a paper on it.

    This is, of course, assuming that 13 months isn't exactly one year long, as proposed in the article.

  159. Re:And while he's at it.. by Dirtside · · Score: 2

    I agree; Daylight Savings Time isn't really a useful thing any more. In fact, it's just annoying. Serves no good purpose. I wish it would go away.

    However with time zones, it's a little trickier. I agree that it meets my penchant for consistency to say that I wish there were no time zones.

    Here's a problem with that, though. Let's say we all run on UTC instead. All clocks and watches are set to UTC. This means that sunrise in Los Angeles, instead of being at maybe 0600, occurs at 1400. This is fine, people would get used to it.

    But unless people change their schedules to no longer be diurnal (active during daylight), problems occur. Let's say we have no time zones, but everything else stays the same. What time is "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" on? People want to watch it after work. If it's always on at the same time (let's say, 0400 UTC), well, some people are working at 0400 UTC, or already asleep. Right now, TV shows aren't all shown at the same time. Buffy is on at 8 pm, which means that it gets shown for four consecutive hours in the USA. 0100 UTC on the East Coast, 0200 in Central, 0300 in Mountain, and 0400 in Pacific.

    Now keep in mind, my goal here is to find a solution to situations like this. I'm not saying you're wrong, I think that between us we should be able to come up with an answer to "how do we deal with things that happen at certain times of day?" Another example: fireworks celebrations. Those can't happen during the day, cause they look like crap. They have to happen when it's dark. So they can't all happen at the same time, it has to be specific to the area of the planet. I can't think of any other examples right now but I'm sure there must be some :)

    So what do you think? Is this a tractable problem? I sure hope so :)

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  160. Quarters? by sdo1 · · Score: 1

    So what happens to the quaterly system that all of the worlds financial markets depend on?

    -S

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    1. Re:Quarters? by Decimal · · Score: 1

      So what happens to the quaterly system that all of the worlds financial markets depend on?

      *GASP*

      13 is prime! There's no way to divide it! We're all screwed!! AAAAGGGHHH!!!

      [/Panic]

      Eh... then again we could just add a week to the quarterly cycle, splitting that 13th month. =)

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  161. Big Deal . . . by emag · · Score: 2

    It takes some kind of "human calculator" to come up with this? I pointed it out to friends and family over 15 freaking years ago that we could have 13 28-day months w/ one day left over.

    Sometimes I think the world's going to hell in a handbasket, and these kind of "grand proclamations" just confirm it. Christ, for anyone who knows anything about the lunar cycle, it should be a no-brainer.


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  162. YES!!! by bungalow · · Score: 1

    Because we find the task of coordinating time, events, facilities, and people FAR too easy given the current calendar system. We want another de jure standard that everyone acknowledges, alters, and customizes. That way, we can create more work in unifying warring sects into common tribes.

    Then we can certify Candar Engineers. If we name the Calendar Institution correctly, we can save certain computer engineers from changing their business cards!

    1. Re:YES!!! by sulli · · Score: 1

      And we can explain it all in Esperanto.

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  163. Re:sky time and human time (whore) by intmainvoid · · Score: 1

    Maybe you could have split all this information you have into ten posts, instead of just 2, and whore yourself even more karma...

  164. not a new idea by novarese · · Score: 1

    These things have been proposed off and on for years. One of the biggest roadblocks to adopting these is religion; Judeo-Christian doctrine holds that the sabbath repeats every 7 days, but if new year's day becomes "stateless" then you have 8 days between Sunday (or Saturday, or any other day) once per year, which throws everything off; even if the Churches said OK to this plan and kept their own calendar for religous purposes, you suddenly start having the sabbath in the middle of the week.

    1. Re:not a new idea by mlvezie · · Score: 1
      Oh, but most Christians already changed the sabbath. And to what? The Sun God's day! Just so they could pick off some of the worshippers of Mithra, Apollo, etc

      We didn't change the sabbath, but the day of Christ's Resurrection (the first day of the week, Sunday) surpassed it.

      But that's the real reason why this idea won't happen. Everyone who takes Sunday (or Saturday, or Friday), off for religious reasons won't suddenly say, "Okay, now I'll start taking Monday (or Sunday, or Saturday) off." Today right here is Thursday. I can say that 700,000 days ago was also a Thursday. I don't know what year or month it was, offhand, but I know what day of the week it was. Calendars come and go (I personally use two calendars in my daily life, a civil calendar and a religious calendar), but the day of the week is something that can be relied upon. This crazy idea would throw all that out the window.

      So much software is already in place now to handle our calendar in all it's craziness, and if there's something more complicated (like accounting), they can use their own special calendar. I'm just surprised the "human calculator" can't figure out what day of the week the 4th of July falls on in 2008. I could probably figure it out in my head if I wanted to.

      Michael

    2. Re:not a new idea by Golias · · Score: 1

      Not just Jews and Christians... there is also the Islamic Sabbath (on Friday). Between these three religions, you are talking about a huge chunk of the world that simply will not follow this calendar, no matter what some smart-ass mathematician has to say about it.

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  165. Re:And while he's at it.. by Fishstick · · Score: 2

    >having our measure of time bound to when the sun rises is silly

    Sure, no problem - I'm sure after a few years we'll all get used to sending our kids out to school 4 hours after the sun sets so that the huge percentage of people who must coordinate communication across continents will have an easy time of it!

    >what happens in a hundred or so years when people aren't even living on earth and they don't HAVE a sunrise?

    I don't know. I'm sure we'll think of something. Maybe like having lights programmed to go on and off at something approximating a healthy sleep-wake cycle?

    (I'm not usually this much of a sarcastic SOB, that just make me laugh. Nice Troll)

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  166. Chrons, or tims? by yerricde · · Score: 1

    so you want to use chrons, do you?

    Some people are just as crazy, except they call their chrons tims.


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  167. this is not a new idea by kel-tor · · Score: 1
    wasn't the mayan calandar 13 months of 28 days (since there are 13 moons in a year?)

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  168. This is nothing new by Ed123 · · Score: 1

    Henri Poincare proposed such a calendar more than a century ago. (13 months of 28 days, and the free day when you change years). Guess what? No one took it.
    Before 'inventing' such things, I guess that guy should first search and read what was done before, and why it failed. And give credit when he steals such concepts.

  169. The day. by Farq+Fenderson · · Score: 1

    Personally, I want the day to change more than I want the calander to.

    I've discovered that a 42 hour day is almost ideal. 20 hours of sleep, and 22 hours awake. This gives you a 4 day week (if you fit it into a normal week.)

    I'd taken these numbers from "Chaos: Making a new Science" (really good book.) When scientists started to test people on how long they would stay awake and how long they would sleep if deprived of light cycles (and timepieces) the numbers they came up with were similar to the ones I mentioned.

    When I do manage to (very infrequently, due to work) take advantage of a 42 hour day, I feel a lot better overall. Better rested, better state of mind, and happier in the "evening."

    Steve

  170. Re:name the months after virtues, eh? by Moofie · · Score: 1

    Umm...who do you think the days are named for now?
    Saturday-Saturn (OK, he was a titan, but they're divine...)
    Wednesday-Woden (who, if I remember right, was also known as Odin)

    I think we ought to name the days for the virtues off of the demotivators calendars.

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  171. Re:The four-quarter plan by Detritus · · Score: 2
    There is also some talk about what to do with the leap seconds that keep showing up. It looks like it has gotten to the point were 3 or 4 will be added this year or next and that starts to cause problems. One proposed solution is just to make a second a small bit longer.

    According to the NPL leap second web page, there has never been a need to add more than one leap second per year, although the current scheme would permit two seconds to be added or subtracted per year.

    In an old National Bureau of Standards (now NIST) publication, they mentioned the use of a rubber second to keep atomic time synchronized with GMT. This required a periodic redefinition of the duration of a second. It seems that this caused more problems than it solved, leading to the current system of a fixed TAI time scale, and a UTC time scale that is offset from TAI by an integral number of seconds, via leap seconds, to compensate for variations in the Earth's rotation.

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  172. Would still be kind of confusing by SethD · · Score: 1

    Forseen problem:

    Boss: "I would like to meet the first twoday of threemonth at twentyhour-and-a-half to go over this information again. Is everyone available at that time?"

    Joe: "I'm sorry, I can't make it. My daughter plays kickball every twoday at twentyhour-and-a-half."

  173. Re:This is not Flansburg's idea... by theemuts · · Score: 1

    IIRC some crazy roman emperors decided they should be honored as the gods they thought they we're by having months named after them. Augustus and Juno are to blame :) But then again, I talk non-sensical things lots of times so it could very well be something else :)

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  174. Re:Earth's rotation by Bob+the+Destroyer · · Score: 1

    i hate those "frikken lasers"

  175. the pres. of Kodak proposed something similar... by sethg · · Score: 2

    ...way back in 1926. See his essay. I think Kodak even used this calendar for accounting purposes for a while, but eventually gave up on it.
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  176. I Propose by rsv123 · · Score: 1

    The 13 day system calender could solve many problems and could be strictly a business calender. Some people are talking of the religious implications of this. In a country like India, for instance, there are at least 8 religions hindu, muslim, christian, sikh, zoroastrian, buddhism, jainism, judiasm etc each following their own date system. Only christians follow the generally accepted Gregorian system which is used for business purposes. Fairly the christians also should follow a religious system and make way for a system used for business. The year should start on 21st March of each year (summer solstice) not Jan 1. The reasons are

    1. firstly the start of the year should not be in the middle of winter,
    2. also most religions have their new years around this time (Christians 'think different' and call others April Fools)
    3. also Most importantly the financial year begins near here.

    Note that if the months are named starting from 1 to 13 then the seventh month (sapta in sanskrit, septa in Latin) and so on (ashta or octo (8), navam or novem (9), and dasham or decem (10) would coincide nearly with september, october, november and december respectively would be easy to relate in any indo-european language (hence the sanskrit numbers along with Latin). If the new year (and leap) are in a month of their own, they should be in the zeroeth month.

    A year with 13 months could be unlucky, some would say. Imagine if Sunday was the first day of the 28 day month, There would be a friday 13th every month.

    (If a leap year day were added like the new year day, some one would find use of it (like the olympics))

  177. Thought Provoking article by abcbooze · · Score: 1

    This is an excellent example of how we as humans are rooted in our own definition of time. What other things could we not change if there was a clear better alternative?

  178. Doomed to Failure by Detritus · · Score: 2

    Any calendar reform which ignores the seven day cycle of the week by, for example, adding special days that are not part of the week, is doomed to failure. There are many people who follow religions that attach special significance to certain days of the week. What happens when the new calendar says that it is Wednesday, but your religious beliefs say that it is the Sabbath?

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  179. A nice reward to february... by bigbigbison · · Score: 1

    Some time around this time last year, I remember seeing on the Daily Show an old man advocating a calendar in which every month had 30 days except February which had 35. That seems much more sensible than this 13 month thingy. Of course I always thought that it would be cool to make the yeap day a free day where it wasn't given a name and no one had to work. It's only every 4 years, why not celebrate?

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  180. Calendar available online by Hooptie · · Score: 1
    Printed copies of this calendar and more information are available at http://www.simpleage.com/

    I think I may get one...

    Hooptie

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  181. 13 months, but one is a day long by doorbot.com · · Score: 1

    "loans would be spread through 13 months so people would be saving on principle"

    So the 00 month (New Years) you'd have to pay a full month's (28 days) worth of interest when the month was only a day long?

  182. We tried changing the calendar in France... by kalifa · · Score: 2

    Just after the Revolution, during this anti-religious and "let's modernise everything" period (this was also when the metric system was launched). Months were called Vendemiaire, Thermidor -the 9th was Robespierre's fall-, Brumiaire -the 18th was Napoleon's coup-, etc.... Year 1 was 1792.

    We used it for one decade, then Napoleon dropped it, since it was associated, in the minds of the people, to the most extremist revolutionaries. Too bad, it could have been fun (who cares about Jesus's birth anyway?).

  183. Ugh by Golias · · Score: 2
    You could make a case for changing the calendar, I guess... but not to this convoluted mess, which does not even have an answer for the "leap year" problem.

    If you really wanted to introduce logic to the calendar, why not eliminate the whole concept of months? Get rid of the whole mm/dd concept and replace it with a single 3-digit number for the date. (Instead of 02/14/2001; the next Valentine's Day would be 45-2001.)

    The way I see it, the current calendar is really not so much of a burden to anybody. If he really wants to push for a reform in time-keeping that improves people's lives, then let's talk about banning the dated and useless concept of Daylight Saving Time!

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    1. Re:Ugh by beta64 · · Score: 1

      Actually you can solve the leap year problem by making every fourth year a two day new years . . . Hell that's what we do in Feburary now anyways is add a day. And since new years is the only day without a weekday association, the weekdays still doesn't change. I like it, every four years we throw one hellva party!

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  184. i would prefer... by Nyckname · · Score: 1

    a calendar with 26 months of 14 days each. for one thing, we could kiss april the 15th goodbye.

  185. I used the 13 month calendar .. by Amit+J.+Patel · · Score: 1

    .. in a game I wrote:

    http://www-cs-students.stanford.edu/~amitp/games .h tml

    It really makes life nicer.

  186. We already have one by theonetruekeebler · · Score: 2
    We already have a thirteen-month calendar. In addition to January through December, we have Checkuary, which starts on January 1 of the new year and ends when we stop writing last year's date on personal cheques.

    And it's very human---it lasts as long as an individual person needs it to last. This year had the shortest Checkuary on record, but in 1999 I was writing 1998 on checks as late as mid-February.

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  187. Re:Jewish Calendar by gzunk · · Score: 1

    I'm afraid you're incorrect. Sure the epoch date - or zero date of the Jewish Calendar is 3760BC, but it wasn't actually introduced until the 10th Century AD.

    The Julian Calender (Epoch Date - Birth of Christ) was introduced in the 6th Century AD. All dates prior to that (pre 6th century) would have been measured using the Roman calender (Epoch Date - Founding of Rome).

    Thus people would have switched from using 1288 Roman straight to 525AD.

  188. No it hasn't by gzunk · · Score: 1

    Sure the epoch date - or zero date of the Jewish Calendar is 3760BC, but it wasn't actually introduced until the 10th Century AD. So it's only worked for 1000 years, less than the Julian / Gregorian system in fact.

    The Julian Calender (Epoch Date - Birth of Christ) was introduced in the 6th Century AD. All dates prior to that (pre 6th century) would have been measured using the Roman calender (Epoch Date - Founding of Rome).

    Thus people would have switched from using 1288 Roman straight to 525AD.

    1. Re:No it hasn't by Chacham · · Score: 1

      but it wasn't actually introduced until the 10th Century AD

      I beleieve fifth century. It was introduced by Rava (the second famous one). Had it been introduced as late as the tenth century, it would have been very hard to get all Jews to use it, as by that time they mostly had left Babylonia and settled in many areas of the world.

      was introduced in the 6th Century AD. All dates prior to that (pre 6th century) would have been measured using the Roman calender (Epoch Date - Founding of Rome).

      I thought it was done based on documents of kings i.e. a letter "In the third yeard of King...", which would have made the calender suseptible to much inaccuracy. It may be better to state 'was started in the 6th Century AD'

  189. Re:Who needs a calendar? by PD · · Score: 1

    boxen /bok'sn/ pl.n.

    [very common; by analogy with VAXen] Fanciful plural of box often encountered in the phrase `Unix boxen', used to describe commodity Unix hardware. The connotation is that any two Unix boxen are interchangeable.

  190. Cracked Out Logic (To say the least) by fosh · · Score: 1
    Perhaps I should start by quoting the dude himself:

    " think businesses will use it first and then it will be adopted by society," he said. "I'm just one mathematical miracle away. If something happens on New Year's, or with the Dow Jones or the presidential ballots, this whole thing will really be brought to the surface."

    Will someone please explain to me how a major societal event will bring such a trivial matter to the fore front of news?
    In general, I consider myself a fairly liberal person. But in this case, I have to say it, its just plain not worth it!

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  191. Leap Years by toup · · Score: 1

    the only way that I can think of to 'overcome this minor hurdle' of leap year would be to add in another whole week or change the length of days. If you added in another whole week, that would have to once every 28 years? that doesn't really sound like it is going to work. I think that changing the length of the days, would just screw up the whole daylight timing. If he could seriously come up with a feasible solution to Leap Year, then and only then would he be able to get people to listen

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  192. Re:13 months by vaalrus · · Score: 1

    Doesn't anyone read Asimov anymore? In an essay disecting timekeeping and the evolution of calendars (The Tragedy of the Moon, Abelard-Schuman,1973) he proposes a static calender that repeated four times throughout the year, making it seasonal based, and used "solar" and "leap" days to soak up the extra day that throws off a repeating sequence. Lots of usefull implications in his calendar. (see http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/Larry_Fre eman/calendar.htm#Weeks http://www.space.com/sciencefiction/asimov_y2k_991 230.html

  193. I'd prefer decimal days by omynous · · Score: 1
    A thirteen month calendar sounds cool, however, I'd prefer a metric day.

    • A deciday == 144 minutes or a long meeting
    • A centiday == 14.4 minutes or a quick snack
    • A milliday == 1.44 minutes or 1 cron - also 1 kilocron == 1 day
    • A centicron == .864 seconds

    Shannon

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  194. Re:And while he's at it.. by Dirtside · · Score: 2

    We teach people that midnight is the first instant of each day. Midnight in 24-hour format is 00:00. Considering that the time goes 00:00, 00:01, ... 23:58, 23:59, and there is no 24:00, then 00:00 is the beginning of each day. It would take a little effort, but people would (presumably) get used to it. I figured out the concept myself (someone asked, what day does midnight fall on? and I thought about it for about 5 seconds) and I'm sure most people would understand it. Especially if you just told them with authoritah, "Midnight is the first instant of the day."

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  195. Well the Jewish calendar works fairly well by gelfling · · Score: 5

    Lunar, 28 day months, add a month every 17 few years. It's worked for 5761 years

    1. Re:Well the Jewish calendar works fairly well by MostlyHarmless · · Score: 1

      s/17 days/19 years/ (type)

      Having looked it up, BTW, the full cycle is 600,000-something years.

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    2. Re:Well the Jewish calendar works fairly well by Chacham · · Score: 1

      Lunar, 28 day months, add a month every 17 few years. It's worked for 5761 years

      29 or 30 day months, add a month in years 3,6,8,9,12,14,17, 19, of each 19 years cycle, and two days every years are flexible. It (this set calender) has been in us for approximately 1500 years and is a day off, as it was only intended to be used for one millenium.

  196. anyone figured out a system for... by Technodummy · · Score: 1

    working out the conversion of birthdays and other events yet?

    1. Re:anyone figured out a system for... by Karahaj · · Score: 1

      yeah, just roll over the days. say for instance, you were born on 12-31-77 of the Gregorian Calendar, then you -3 days of that and add them to the next month and you get 00-03-77. all it would really take is a match-up of the Gregorian and H-cal calendars to figure out all the actual dates, which the h-cal has the gregorian dates printed on the calendar at the bottom of each day.

  197. I dunno about this... by PsionicMan · · Score: 1
    And the seven days of the week would simply be named after numbers -- Oneday for Monday, Twoday for Tuesday, and so on. Flansburg suggested Sunday be Godsday, and each month be named after a virtue.
    Is it just me, or is that incredibly stupid sounding? Now, this may just be because I'm used to what we have now, but I can't imagine being able to ask someone if they'd like to do something next "Sixday" and keep a straight face.

    The entire thing, however well thought-out, strikes me as being incredibly impersonal.

    Also...
    Individual nations would decide what to name each month, under Flansburg's plan.
    Wouldn't it be better if each language had different names, not each nation? AFAIK, anyone who speaks English will know what I mean by "January". If each nation made up it's own names, that wouldn't hold true.

    One last thought...
    Flansburg's calendar has 13 months of 28 days each, adding up to 364 days. Making New Year's Day a monthless day, designated "00" brings the tally to the regular 365.
    This calendar is supposed to be nice and logical, right? Then what in the world is this "monthless day" nonsense about? It seems to me that Mr. Smart Math Guy came up with some bright idea for a calendar, figured it all out, and then--whoops. One day short.
    "Well, we'll just stick another day in there... can't put it in a month, though, as each month has to have the same number of days. Oh, I know! It doesn't have to be in a month! *whew* Thought for a second there that I'd have to lengthen the measurement for a day and try and implement it with the calendar."

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  198. Jewish Calendar by The_Myth · · Score: 1

    AFAICR The Jewish Calendar was thirteen days and it came into existence about 5 to 6 thousand years ago....

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  199. Re:All Hail Discordia! (#2) by Fred+Ferrigno · · Score: 2

    Well actually, during daylight savings time, there's a two hour jump between timezones that observe it and those that don't. So, theoretically, there could be a point in time where it isn't 5 o'clock anywhere.

    And what about when it's 30 past the hour? Are you just being inspecific?

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  200. Great... by KingJawa · · Score: 2

    ...now I wont get my PlayStation 2 until the 28th day of the 13th month of the 2nd year.

  201. Re:13 months per year + Swatch Time by cthulhubob · · Score: 1

    If they're using the Mayan calendar, they're not looking from very far into the future ;)

    The Mayan calendar says the world ends in 2012, AFAIK.

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  202. 1984? by crashnbur · · Score: 1
    The ideas under which this calendar seems to have been constructed don't seem too far off from the totalitarian ideas expressed in George Orwell's Nineteen Eighty-Four. Naming the days Oneday, Twoday, etc... Sounds a bit like attempting to make things easier on the people to slip something by. Avoiding the unlucky 13th month by numbering one of them 0? Just another subtle way of making the transition feel "nice."

    And then there comes the holiday bit... ALL OUR HOLIDAYS ARE GONE. Well, most. Birthdays will never be the same, There will only be one fourth Thursday in November, and it will always be the same day under this plan, and Memorial Day can no longer be the weekend of May 29-31, since the month ends with May 28. Not to mention, the idea of a birthday is which day of the year you were born on. If you reconfigure the calendar, your birthday will no longer be on the same day. For instance, my birthday is July 18. Under this plan, it would move to mid-June (being roughly the 200th day of the year) or it would just be four weeks later (after waiting on July to come around a couple weeks late).

    In 1582, Pope Gregory XIII established a calendar for the sake of conforming the world to one idea of time, thus eliminating that confusion. At the current day and time, every computer in the world (almost) is based on that calendar. Changing now is only asking for chaos. I say, if you want that calendar, you go ahead and separate yourself from society and start using it. If you're like me, however, you'll stick with the old calendar ... I mean com'on! It's a calendar! I think we know how to use it...

  203. I think the point was missed..... by Karahaj · · Score: 1

    Granted, there are ALOT of reasons to stick with what we have now, but that doesn't mean to totally disregard a new idea. If you look at the human calendar, you'll notice it is actually alot easier to use, once you get the hang of it. the whole point of it is to have a more precise calendar, which is exactly what the H-cal is. with the exception of holidays, the 9-5ers can rest easy knowing that they will always have the 6th, 7th, 13th, 14th, 20th, 21st, 27th, and the 28th of EVERY month off. Also, when you know that X-day always occurs on X-dates, it tends to streamline the whole process.The only thing i don't like about the calendar is the naming system. i think that we should still keep our day names. It just wouldn't be the same trying to say that "it is a beautiful threeday".

  204. is this guy in the accountants union? by kevin805 · · Score: 3

    I can't believe this guy promotes more frequent paychecks and bills payments as a benefit. I know I often find myself saying, "man, I wish I had the priveledge of dealing with bills thirteen times a year rather than twelve". Same with paychecks -- I've worked places that pay once a month, twice a month (1st and 15th), and every two weeks. Are the accountants saying, we'd really like to pay you more frequently, but we just can't figure out how to work things if we pay you on the 1st, 11th, and 21st of each month.

    I'm waiting for when we get to Mars. Most likely, we'll adopt some more reasonable system when we get there ( like, number the days of the year, no months ). Of course, we'll need some method to keep in sync with earth as well, so we'll have to adopt a reasonable time keeping system that isn't tied to how long any given planet takes to rotate (how provincial).

    It's interesting if you read Vernor Vinge's A Deepness in the Sky. He makes some reference to keeping time in seconds from a date about the time we first got to the moon, but more exactly a few months later, just because that's the date that happened to be used in a certain early operating system.

  205. ??? It took a math genius to come up with this? by UnhandledException · · Score: 1

    Thirteen months, New Year's day and leap day not in any month or week... I came up with that much after seeing "13th Warrior." (They mention 13 months in the year.) I guess it took a math genius to rename all the days and months after numbers.

  206. New time measuremnt too. by chris_sawtell · · Score: 1
    A totally brilliant idea which will tragically never happen.

    Another would be to have each day divided into 400 basic units of time, because the Earth will then rotate 1km in the time unit. Problem is that no self-respecting American would ever have that because it's "metric". Oh, well, another good idea hits the dust.

    No "summer-time", no "time zones" ever again. Yippee! Both are totally un-natural and a pain.

    Leap year in the calender is simply another day ( Number 01 ) in the no month period. Licence for a extra holiday every 4 years. Won't the bosses hate it.

  207. Nothing new here by update() · · Score: 2
    It's hard to be more reactionary than this. Months used to reflect the lunar cycle. (Why do you think we have months, and a seven day week that doesn't evenly divide into our current months?) The missing day screws things up, though, which is where leap years come in. (Flansburg is a few thousand years behind the curve here.) You can let the calendar drift (Islamic religious calendar), add leap months every other year or so, even after abandoning the 28 day month (Jewish), or use a calendar that works effectively given a simple rhyme about month lengths and a simple rule about leap years.

    Incidentally, when the metric system was introduced after the French revolution, they tried to implement decimal time as well. It failed because of religious objections, and didn't catch on until Battlestar Galactica.

    I'll take the opportunity to plug my KDE Jewish calendar software here.

  208. Re:And while he's at it.. by Paelon · · Score: 1
    Well, we allready have GMT. And theres also a version of GMT that doesn't take into account DST (it begins with a U but the name escapes me now). So the system you're proposing is allready in place, it just isn't used.

    There is a site trying to get people to use "Internet Time" which uses 360 degrees for the day (a degree = 4 minutes). It would be standard all over the globe, so there would be one time for all places. It's completely useless in my opinion, as is any time system which doesn't accomodate all the different locations around the world...

  209. We already have it; UTC. by gaemon · · Score: 1


    Why bother make yet another time standard? we already have proven, well-working, Y2K-whatever-compliant method to time; UTC.

    I'm writing this at 977388265. just remember
    that a day is about 0x15k, you're set. :)

  210. The calendar has changes before... by niola · · Score: 1

    The calendar was changed to Julian from Gregorian back in September of 1752. Use the cal 1752 command on UNIX and look at the month of September. It skips the 3rd through 13th to accomodate the change.

    --Jon

  211. Re:Today is Heisei Juu, Nijuuichigatsu Hatsuka. by w3woody · · Score: 2

    Try telling a shipper in Iran to expect their package to land in the shipping port on 2 Teveth 5761. Or that the moon shot must launch precisely on 13 Dhu al-Qa'da calibrated by the muslem sect living in northern Iraq. Or that today is the day of Izzat of the month of Masail of the year Vav of the 9th Vahid of the 1st Kull-i-Shay.

    The Gregorian calendar is used throughout the world as a sort of calendrical lingua franca because it was one of the first calendrical systems to be spread throughout the world and gain universal acceptance. And, like English becoming the dominant language of the Internet, the Gregorial calender's dominance occured largely out of coincidence: it became the dominant calendrical system at a time when a universal calendrical system was needed throughout the world.

    In many ways it's immaterial that the year 2000 refers to the birth of Christ in the Christian theological systems (but is apparently 4 years off); it beats setting the zero year to an arbitrary event such as the birth of a particular Japanese Emperior, and having to change all of the records because he died and was replaced by a new Emperior. All that matters is that a constant zero is used. And that we use the zero of the birth of the Christian Massiah is as good a zero as using the biblical creation of the Universe (Hebrew), the founding of the Roman Empire (old Roman or old Julian), or the start of the fourth (and final) cycle of creation of the Universe in Hindu chronology.

    It just happens to be the commonly accepted zero that was in use when electronic communications made world-wide time syncronization important.

  212. At least he knows who is in charge of the calendar by embobo · · Score: 1

    "Hallmark won't return my calls. Bill Gates won't return my calls."

    This guy must be an idiot savant to be in the GBOWW as a human calculator but come up with something this stupid. Smart people need to realize they are not smart about everything. E.g., Einstein may have been a good physicist but his philosophic views on peace are embarrassing.

  213. Re:Earth's rotation by greydmiyu · · Score: 1

    Eventually the Earth's rotation would slow down to the point that it is no longer rotating with respect to the moon, so the moon's orbit would be synchronized with the Earth's rotation and the moon would only be visible from one side of the Earth. The Earth would still rotate with respect to the sun, but the days will be much longer, something like 50 times (IIRC) as long as they currently are. But this won't happen until something like 50 billion years in the future, by which point the Earth will have been consumed by the Sun anyway.

    Uhm, the other factor is the sun itself. It's gravity is also slowing down the Earth's rotation and, given enough time, the Earth will stop rotating in relation to the sun as well. It happens to any pair of bodies in space where one orbits the other and has a rotation that is not the same length as the orbit, they eventually will sync.

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  214. The Fascinating Story Behind the Calendar by dinkmaster · · Score: 1
    I heard this guy on an radio talk show early one morning, and he told an interesting story about the events surrounding the creation of this calendar. He actually proposed that this new caldendar was the "King of Terror" referred to by Nostradamus in the famous stanza. The date that Nostradamus referred to in this stanza ends up being May 5, 2000 (or, something like that). Interestingly, this is the date the guy claims that he got the idea of the calendar. That night, he was watching television, and he heard a newscaster saying on TV something about "the end of time..." and immediately after, the power cut off, and a few electrical poles collapsed.

    His claim was that Nostradamus was not referring to "the end of time" in this "King of Terror" stanza, but an end to the way time is thought of. His theory was that people have such trouble with Math and time because it is so difficult to determine which day of the week a day in history was on. But, his necessity of finding an easy way to do this definitely drove this new calendar. It seems that he believes that people will achieve a higher state of thought if this is accomplished.

    He did mention that the Mayan Calendar has the end of time in 2012, and he believes that this higher state will be achieved during this year.

    My question is how does this calendar take into account the slowing of Earth's rotation and fluctuations in revolution? To me, it seems like an attempt to bring order to a chaotic system, which will always be inaccurate to some degree.

    dinkmaster

    1. Re:The Fascinating Story Behind the Calendar by ChenKenichi · · Score: 1
      *sigh*

      The Mayan Calendar does *not* have the "end of time" in 2012. The calendar's *cycle* ends in 2012. Saying that this signals the end of time is like saying that when you get to level 256 on Pac-Man, something weird will happen... er, wait...

      Oh crap... in 2012, the entire eastern hemisphere is going to turn into a bunch of funny symbols...

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    2. Re:The Fascinating Story Behind the Calendar by dinkmaster · · Score: 1
      Just a few points, just to validate what I said...

      This was on "Coast to Coast AM", and the program information is on the following page (on 11/19/00).

      And, if you read through this site, you'll see that he has a little more than a mathematical interest in this calendar (things like "biorhythms"...).

      dinkmaster

  215. We need 10 day weeks, 3 weeks/month + 5 days by DeafDumbBlind · · Score: 1

    for a massive party at the end. Of course we should probably start using the metric system before we worry about re-doing our calendar.

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  216. 30 days per month ... by Tsk · · Score: 1

    When the french did their First revolution, they invented the metrics (meter kilometer etc ....). At the same time, they made every month last 30 days, each week lasting ten days. Day would last 10 hours and each our would last 100 minutes.
    That calendar was used for 10 years before going back to the "normal" latin Calendar.

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  217. Get one!! by brakzilla · · Score: 1
    Does this mean the calender industry will be done for since you dont have to buy one every year??? AWESOME!! Be an early adopter! Get one at SimpleAge.com they are only $20 (+$4 s&h)

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  218. And while he's at it.. by Xzzy · · Score: 4

    ..why not get rid of timezones and daylight savings, too?

    IIRC, daylight savings is a carryover from one of the world wars, and timezones are some kludge pushed on us by the railroads as they spread across the world.

    To me, in today's world where "instant communications" makes timezones a major PITA, it seems like we should all function on a 24 hour clock, where it's 00:00 at the exact sime time, everywhere in the world.

    That way, when you tell your buddy in New York that you'll be there at 14:00 in two days, you know that'll be early morning for you (coming from the pacific coast) and he'll know it's somewhere in the afternoon for him.

    Sure it seems unnatural now, but after a few weeks, I wager people would get used to "morning" being, say, 12:00. Or wherever dawn actually happens to fall. It just seems to me that having our measure of time bound to when the sun rises is silly; what happens in a hundred or so years when people aren't even living on earth and they don't HAVE a sunrise?

    It all winds down to the same reasons Americans aren't using the metric system yet and we all bang around on QWERTY keyboards; folks are just too resistant to change.

    1. Re:And while he's at it.. by Nickbot · · Score: 2

      I agree, all these need to go the way of the dodo.. I still can't see why the (US) civilian world still sticks with the 12/12 hour clock. I grew up as a military brat, and have many times enjoyed the look of slack-jawed confusion on a person's face when they ask me the time and I tell them it's 1700 hrs..

      But what's so great about the metric system? It's based on the size of the Earth, which is great, provided _everyone_ lives on the Earth.. which means in another 2000 years or so it'll be just as provincial and outdated as the Standard system is today..

      What about a new measurement, that works on something _truely_ universal.. like say, the decay of a subatomic particle.. as I recall the decay of a free neutron takes somewhere around 11 minutes, rain or shine.. use that as the cornerstone of your time measurement, and use the distance light travels in that amount of time as your measure of distance.. (breaking it up by 10s of course)

      But then again, even that would only be relevant provided you live in this universe..

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    2. Re:And while he's at it.. by bfree · · Score: 2
      and have many times enjoyed the look of slack-jawed confusion on a person's face when they ask me the time and I tell them it's 1700 hrs..
      Only in America
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  219. I don't like it at all! by loff · · Score: 1

    If I was born on a monday, my birthday wold allways be on a monday. That sucks!

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  220. Re: Chinese year counting by ryusen · · Score: 1

    the 60 years cycle brings us back the the 5 elements... 5*12= 60.. that's why we have metal pigs and fire snakes
    speaking of year of the snake i find it ironic that i am a pig and 3 out of 4 of my favorite youngish human female aquaintences are snakes.. go figure.. maybe i'm just a masochist

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  221. oneday, twoday ?-- doubleplus brainwash by Dr.+Digg · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately savants are often known as such because their one area of their total knowledge is "measured" as exceptional. This calendar proposal has some merit, but ignores/discourages other issues. One of my favorite "secrets" was the discovery of the meaning behind the names of our days - Sun day, Moon day, Tyr's day, Wodin's day, Thor's day, Freyia's day and (sorry, Saturday escapes me). This heritage, to me, represents a well-deserved slap in the face to present-day Christian moralists and is a key to a better understanding of who we are/where we come from. Our day names stem from a time when there was one group from which many of today's nationalities sprang, thus uniting us in the past. Time and again we see that issues with concrete measurements (be it time, money, efficiency) triumph over valuable intangibles. It would be a shame to lose such a valuable key to knowledge just in the name of efficiency.

  222. 13 months per year + Swatch Time by thex23 · · Score: 1
    I seem to remember a joke way back on SNL, where they had metric days in the future that were 100 hours long, 10 day weeks, etc.

    I also remember doing almost the exact thing this guy is doing when I was creating a world for AD&D (again, way back), only I didn't count from zero. I like the monthless day 00. This guy makes a lot of sense, but standing against convention takes more than a good idea, it takes a paradigm shift.

    So what if we all followed this 13 month system and used "internet time" of 000-999? Would people in the future look back and think "they finally got their act together and rationalized the measurment of time"? Or will they be using the Mayan calendar?

  223. Some further thoughts by AndrewD · · Score: 2

    The Royal Navy used to pay on a 28-day cycle, giving its sailors thirteen paydays per year. They also used to use a 7-watch system, five watches of four hours and two "dog watches" of two hours apiece in the mid-afternoon, to ensure that a ship's divisions took a fair share of the night watches (the "bells" were rung on the half-hour, so a watch changed at eight bells) due to the odd number.

    The big advantage of our current dating system is its incumbency: most of the world's economy by value uses it, and those who don't generally have to use it in a business context. Islam and the Jews may keep their ritual year to other calendars, but they still do business on our particular line of heritage from the common roots in Egypt and Babylon that all three systems share.

    The french tried a root-and-branch reform of the calendar after the revolution. It failed utterly almost immediately, despite legislative efforts to the contrary: any frenchman who wanted to do business outside the country was forced to work on the gregorian calendar, and the rest didn't want to spend time and effort re-tooling. The metric system of measurement caught on, though.

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  224. Leap Years == Minor hurdle by DigitalDragon · · Score: 1

    Flansburg hasn't figured out how to handle leap years -- yet. But that's only a minor hurdle.

    What's up with that??? Do you try to start something on Jan 1, which is like 10 days away, that you haven't yourself figured out? What about leap years?? Oh, nevermind, that's just a minor hurdle. What kind of approach is that?

    I admit, the idea is nice, in theory, but think of how much money would be spend on supporting all that, who will rewrite all the software? And that would be another major headache for poor programmers. Damn!


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  225. wow! by brad3378 · · Score: 1

    what an article! I must say, that sure wrecked my paradigm of the perfect month.

    On paper it sounds pretty good. In fact it might even be a good system if it was enabled, but I think it's got a snowballs chance in hell if we can't even adopt the metric system.

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  226. 10 day week by bfinuc · · Score: 1
    I believe the ancient Egyptians had a ten day week for a couple of millenium. Of course they didn't have unions then...

    By the way, where'd you get that stuff about the motives of the French gov for abandoning the decimal system?

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  227. Rest of the World by mathewboorman · · Score: 1

    I don't know if anyone has noticed but the calendar as it is is a Western invention. Some asian nations (and probably others) already deal with both their traditional calendars and the Gregorian one.

    Open your eyes people.

  228. No way! You need Duodecimal -- base 12 by bziman · · Score: 1
    You metric weenies have it all wrong! You need to do it in Duodecimal: Base 12, like Bongi, whose web page is linked there.

    Can you imagine? There's more than one of these people out there!

    --brian

  229. Leap years only a minor hurdle? by GeekDork · · Score: 1

    Uhmmm... no? Why do I see a BIG problem here? What would you do? Introduce som 6 hour slack at the end of the year? Making new years eve last 30 hous? Hell, I couldn't stand having days being "right" only once in four years!

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  230. Pay... by JacobO · · Score: 1

    Of course, virtually everybody I know gets paid bi-weekly. For me it's every second Wednesday. I don't know how anyone manages to budget for a whole month! :-)

    Not too long ago, my wife and I were paid on alternate Wednesdays, very nice arrangement.

  231. Who needs a calendar? by PD · · Score: 2

    Let's just count time in jiffies using an unsigned long. The calendar will rollover every 497 days. At the point of rollover, we'll just reboot all our Linux boxen and celebrate our "new year" with some beers while the machine boots.

  232. Not really a new concept. by empesey · · Score: 2

    There are many more efficient calendars than the one proposed here. I've been analyzing alternative calendars for years. Even programmed more than a few of them, to check for accuracy. Some are clunkers, but many stand the test of time, so to speak. You're correct in saying they'll never be implemented. We're stuck with it, much like out current keyboard layout.

  233. Bid for acceptance? by PsionicMan · · Score: 1
    I'd wager that the 'godsday' and suggestion about naming months after virtues is to make the crazy right-wingers more acceptive to it.

    Max, in America, it's customary to drive on the right.

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  234. Great synchronicity - the Despair Calendar ad.... by fluffhead · · Score: 2

    ...showed up when I clicked to this page. Coincidence? I think not...

    #include "disclaim.h"
    "All the best people in life seem to like LINUX." - Steve Wozniak

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  235. Metric time is what we really need. by PsychoKiller · · Score: 1

    Where
    100 seconds is a minute,
    100 minutes is an hour,
    10 hours in a day
    10 days in a week,
    10 weeks in a month,
    10 months in a year.

    Simple.

  236. How about the decaday? by grytpype · · Score: 1

    Anyone remember the decaday, from SNL (back when it didn't suck)? SNL had a series of sketches mocking the metric system, like promoting the decabet (10 letters in the alphabet). The decaday is a 100-hour day. You'd spend thirty hours working, then sleep for twenty hours, and so on.

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  237. Re:name the months after virtues, eh? by c0sm0 · · Score: 1

    the above is not a troll.....not everyone thinks there is a this omnipotent being that rules over everything

  238. Well... by e-Motion · · Score: 1

    If we're going to start indexing months at 0, then by golly the language should index its arrays at 0 too! =)

    This system will make it easier for C programmers to think of time.

    "It's simple: I just think of it as an multi-dimensional array."

  239. Luddites and their modern incarnation by Usquebaugh · · Score: 1

    Tommorrow is tommorrow is tommorrow no matter what we call it.

    I for one think it's a very neat idea, leap years could just have an extra day at the start, another 0 if you like, sort of like hogmanay.

    It would make all the maths easier for pay/vacation etc.

    Decimal days another good idea, why not combine the two. While we're at it lets standardize on a universal time, no more time zones.

    Of course this will never work because of all the nay sayers "Makes perfect sense, but eveybody else will object" when they should be saying "I'll never accept anything as radical as this".

  240. Because that's exactly what you'd expect! ;) by Anomie-ous+Cow-ard · · Score: 1
    BTW, i never actually claimed i personally follow Discordianism (i also never said i don't).

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  241. Sounds great.... by SolaRJetmaN · · Score: 1

    ...as long as it's not New Years Day. How would database software and the like account for a day that is not in any week or month? It's Naughtday, the 0th day of the 0th month? And you'd have to have two of the damn things every fourth year. If it were ancient times, and I were a god-emporer of my country, I might adopt such a system, and declare Naughtday to be devoted to alcoholic celebration or some such, but implementing this sort of thing today? Makes y2k look like a missing semicolon.

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  242. This is not Flansburg's idea... by c_g12 · · Score: 1

    According to the Home Page for Calendar Reform, the 13-month calendar was devised by Auguste Comte in 1849.

    The original idea didn't fly because Comte gave the months "superfluous" names. When the idea was later revived, it became popular in the United States. But the problem was the same then as it is now: fear of change.
  243. Crackpot? by SuperRob · · Score: 2
    Slashdot ... News for Crackpots. Stuff that will never happen.

    Seriously, he's got some good ideas, but it's like trying to stop the sun from shining. Yes, he's got a lot of positives, but you're talking about changing the entire fucking calendar! Talk about everything you know is wrong ... it's no wonder no one will return his calls.

    Chalk this up to the "Neat, but too bad we'll never use it" category.

    On a purely coincidental note, it doesn't take a human calculator to figure this out. A buddy of mine once suggested that we just throw away New Years and go with a 13 month calendar. Then he said something about pipe dreams and walked away.

  244. Check out the calendar faq by grytpype · · Score: 1

    The Calendar Faq here has tons of cool information about calendars.

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  245. Islamic Calendar by Maldivian · · Score: 1

    Isn't this like the Islamic calendar? 28 days calcuated by the moon. Which also plays a role in women's menstruation cycle and other stuff. (Tides and so on).

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  246. 13 months by Master+Bait · · Score: 1

    The 13-month, or lunar calendar is a very old system. The problem with that system is, the moon is dead. The sun is the deity in this solar system, and the 12 constellations reflect the angle of nutrino bombardment which gave the ancients plenty of fodder to invent astrology.
    blessings,

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  247. The four-quarter plan by Animats · · Score: 2
    A "four-quarter plan" has also been proposed, with four quarters of 91 days, or 13 weeks. Each quarter has three months, with lengths 30, 30, and 31. There's one extra day at the end of the year; two in leap years. The week cycle is then the same every year. This is the "less drastic" calendar reform proposal.

    Calendar reform, simplified spelling, and international languages were a hot topic in the 1920s, but you don't see much of them today. The US can't even get onto the metric system.

    Reagan killed the last serious metrication proposal. I think the way to do it next time is to finish "hard metrication" (fasterners, connectors, etc.) first. Much of that has already happened; DoD and the US auto industry went metric years ago. The rest of the world hates getting US non-metric products; nobody has the tools for them.

    1. Re:The four-quarter plan by Mr_Icon · · Score: 1

      It's hilarious when I come to Lowe's or Home Depot and bring my metric calculations with me (I'm Russian and I just don't dig the inches). You should have seen the face of a guy when I asked him to make my blinds 72.5cm long. He had no idea, and I wasn't about to help him. :) He finally had to call his manager and they figured out the imperial value of that -- hey, I'm a paying customer!.

      I think if more people do this, then the transfer would happen sooner. It also cracks me up any time I do this. :)

      "Yes, ma'am, just drive about two kilometers down the road, turn left, and drive for a hundred more meters until you see the drugstore where you can buy Aspirin for the headache you're gonna get just trying to convert all this into miles and feet."

      It's so hard not to be smilink when doink this. :)

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  248. This stuff is brilliant by Zemran · · Score: 1

    I want to know what he is smoking and where to get it. It must be really neat gear. This is better than some of the things coming out of France atm.

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  249. Cutting up the Pie by brandyn · · Score: 1

    12 is very useful because it's divisible by 2, 3, and 4 -- the most common number of pieces you might want to cut a year into. (Same reason it's better to cut pizzas into 12 than 8 or 16...)

    If you want a better calendar, make weeks six days long, months five weeks long, and throw a slush week of five or six days (depending on leap year) over christmas vacation. Then the number of months is divisible by 2, 3, and 4, and the number of weeks (not counting the slush week) by 2, 3, 4, and 5! And the number of days in a week would be divisible by 2 and 3, as opposed to our current 7 which is an annoyingly prime.

    The obvious day to cut is Wednesday:

    Mon = one
    Tue = two
    Thu = three
    Fri = four

    Coincidence?

    And if you really want to confuse the world for the better, add two more digits to our vocabulary between nine and ten so we do all our math in base twelve. Wouldn't it be handy if ten were evenly divisible by 2, 3, and 4?

  250. the response is in your own post by SmokeSerpent · · Score: 1
    This number was chosen to make it as close to the original second as possible.

    The second is not "based" on the 9,192,631,770 cycles of cesium-133 radiation, they just took the second that existed and tried to find a good match in the radiation of various isotopes, then said, "the second will be adjusted a smidgen to match this, and now it's the standard second." The actual "base" of the second is in fact the arbitrary division of days into 24/60/60.

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  251. Re:All Hail Discordia! (#2) by SmokeSerpent · · Score: 1

    Now you're limiting yourself to one planet and one dimension. Somewhere, it's got to be 5 0'clock.

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  252. You guys are behind the times by SmokeSerpent · · Score: 1

    At my workplace, the year is divided into 13 periods already.

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  253. We should use the Discordian calendar... by Ranalou · · Score: 1

    Five seasons (Chaos, Discord, Confusion, Bureaucracy, The Aftermath), seventy-three days each. Five days in a week. With two days set aside as the weekend, it's a three day work week. No potentially offensive 'Godsday', either. Just Sweetmorn, Boomtime, Pungenday, Prickle-Prickle, and Setting Orange. There's a day called Prickle-Prickle. What more could you want? And, with St. Tib's day, even Leap Years are covered... Every Christmas is Prickle-Prickle, the 67th day of the Aftermath. Every New Years day is Sweetmorn, the 1st day of Chaos. I like this plan much better. Have a happy 3167! :)

  254. Birtydays by yogensha · · Score: 1

    Umm... doesn't mean that your birthday would fall on the same day of the week every year? That would suck for about 5/7 of the population :)


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  255. Re:All Hail Discordia! (#2) by Fred+Ferrigno · · Score: 1

    Ah, by why limit yourself to an English interpretation of "5 O'Clock?" In some language out there from another planet and/or dimension, it's 5 O'Clock right here.

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  256. No real advantage by Troy+Roberts · · Score: 1

    Many of the claims are just BS. It is still a 7 day week. He has only arraged the months as exactly 4 weeks, but that has nothing to do with how all religious holidays are calculated. Many are based on the phases of the moon which has a cycle of 29.54 days more or less.

  257. Coherent by Punto · · Score: 1
    It makes sense, considering that the new milenium started on 1/1/2000 (instead of 2001). The first month should be 0 instead of 1, and the first day of each month should be 0.

    And the first day of the week should be "zeroday", not "oneday".

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  258. Monday Is a Casualtiy by EXTomar · · Score: 2

    Funny...the day that is gone in the 28/6 week is Monday. Highly predjudical if you ask me....

  259. Math concept by autocracy · · Score: 1
    • mili-1000th
    • centi-100th
    • deci-10th
    • deca-10
    • (something, dunno what right now)-100
    • kilo-1000

    Notice the trend? Where do you see that in your post? Nothing is based on increments of 10 in your post!

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  260. I want my f#$%king holidays by kennross · · Score: 1
    Holdidays fall on weekends, so we don't have to miss work/school? umm, no. that's what makes holidays so special.

    Godsday? The Incas worshiped the Sun, and we already have Sunday so...too late.

    Some children were brought up on Jesus and the Bible. I was brought up on Darwin and the Discovery Channel.

  261. Let us not forget what the Simpsons have taught us by m0nkeyb0y · · Score: 1

    Homer: "Brrrr...Ooh, lousy Smarch weather!"

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  262. a Binary Calendar? by Alien54 · · Score: 2
    The days could certainly go to binary segments to whaever degree of resolution you needed.

    The only problem is the years, if you insist on calibrating it to the seasons. 256 days plus 109 = 365. I am not sure how you would do this

    But if you where in a space craft, then who would care? and you could calibrate the days to whatever length you needed for maximum comfort.

    I remember crossing the atlantic from europe to america on a ship. The captain was cool enough to set the ship's clock back one hour late at night (vs during the work day) (you set the clock back one hour for each time zone)

    I never felt so well rested and relaxed as after a week of 25 hour days with an extra full hour of sleep every night. it was wonderful.

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  263. what we _really_ need... by Cheetahfeathers · · Score: 1

    is to get off this mudball and stop basing time off of the rotations of some pebbles in space. ;)

    Really.

  264. Decimal calendar during French Revolution by peter303 · · Score: 2

    People didn't like it, so Napoleon ended it.
    At least we ended up with decimal money,
    and most countries with decimal measures.

  265. Portuguese already numbers days of the week by John+Harrison · · Score: 1

    In Portuguese the days of the week are already named after numbers, except for Sunday and Saturday. The only bit of confusion is that Monday (segunda-feira) is Day Two, which means that Sunday (domingo) should be Day One (primeira-feira) but that would sound awful, so starting with two makes sense after all.

  266. an easy solution by hugg · · Score: 3

    Why don't you just write an adapter class, so that you can use 13 or 12-month years depending on your .conf file options, and ... oh wait, this is the real world, never mind..

  267. Re:Real programmers use 64-bit time_t by srichman · · Score: 2

    Real programmers use 32-bit time_t, for job security purposes: it guarantees extra work for them to do when January 19, 2038 rolls around (or should I say rolls over).

  268. Oh great, just what I need... by AJWM · · Score: 2

    ... thirteen mortgage payments a year.

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  269. All Hail Discordia! by schon · · Score: 1

    Well, we could do it like the Discordians do it - make it a holiday!

    In the Discordian calendar, there is a holiday that occurs once every four years - it's called "St. Tibbs' Day", and it (miraculously?) falls on the same day as "February 29th"..

    Now, the cool thing about St. Tibbs' Day is this: it doesn't exist on the calendar.. in the Discordian Calendar, there are five seasons ("months"), and St. Tibbs' Day is inserted between the 59th and 60th days of the Season of Chaos (The first season..) so the days go "Chaos 59, St. Tibbs Day, Chaos 60..." Your day-of the week doesn't change (Chaos 60 is still "Setting Orange" - or the 5th day of the week)

    Now, since we're throwing convention to the wind and revamping the calendar anyway, I see no reason why we couldn't implement something similar..

    Although if we're gonna change everything, I'd rather we just move over to the Discordian calendar and be done with it.. it's probably the most sensible approach to date-keeping I've ever seen...

  270. All done before ... by os2fan · · Score: 1
    I've seen all of this before. This may appear off topic, but we have to remember that the numbers describe our perceptions of things. For example, the form of 73 is such that we might think it belongs to a group of numbers 70-79, and named after 70 (ie 73 is in the seventies). This can affect how we see how we fit in the longness of time.

    One thing that is easily forgotten is that cardinal time systems are backwards-looking, where ordinals are forward-looking.

    In a cardinal system, the elapsed time is given, eg 2000.0000 years. But the point this starts is at the very start of the era, and any point in that 2xxx.xxxx refers to 2000.0000.

    In an ordinal system, the elements are named on the part completed one, and so the ends of the era are named, that is, a future point is named. So when we refer to `the third millenium', we refer to `3000', and all dates from the previous millenium point to this, ie '2001-3000'.

    The issue here is not so much that `the third millenium starts on 1 jan', but that `if we use a cardinal system, we are harking for the dark past, not the deep future'.

    My view on the millenium start is that centuries and higher should carry ordinal names (20 th c, 21th C, 3rd mill), whereas decades and lesser carry ordinal names (eg 1970s, 1963). Moreover, the centuries and millenia align with the decade-starts (so that 21th c runs from 2000.000 to 2099.999).

    As to calendar reform, the system is not all that difficult to deal with, and the added variety of the movable feasts and so forth adds a measure of unpredictibility to the calendar. Over here, the late Easter of 2000 ran straight into Anzac day, so we had a five day weekend :) :) :)

    There is considerably more to the changing of the calendar than the measurements, since people more often observe the passage of similar numbers in the calendar, than in the linear system. (You do not observe passages of 1 mile or 100 miles after anywhere as often as 1 year or 1 month after).

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  271. Semetic (Babylonian) not Jewish by peter303 · · Score: 2

    They took their ideas from Bablylonian seven day week and lunar/solar calendar.

  272. Numbering days of week makes little sense to me by DeadVulcan · · Score: 2

    And the seven days of the week would simply be named after numbers...

    What the heck? What exactly is the point of changing the names of the days of the week to numbers? I suppose it's just so that it's easier to calculate distances between days, but that, to me, isn't much of a benefit.

    It might be fine for the "human calculator," but the rest of us mere mortals aren't quite as proficient at using base seven arithmetic (with no zero digit, to boot!).

    Where is the "human" in this part of the "human calendar?"

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  273. Aha. Now I get it by Vassily+Overveight · · Score: 1

    Flansburg no doubt owns Flansburg's Y2K Emporium and is sitting on $10,000,000 of unsold goods. This is his bid to take another crack at producing a crisis in order to move that crap out of his warehouse. At least, that seems a much more plausible reason than the twaddle he's spouting in the article.

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  274. Asimov already proposed this by aggressivepedestrian · · Score: 1

    Isaac Asimov proposed the same thing about 40 years ago. I think his essay was called "Days of Our Years."

  275. Year of The Depend Adult Undergarment by WayneGayle · · Score: 1

    Oh my god! Subsidized time is coming true!
    David Foster Wallace is a friggin genius.

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  276. It will never happen by garoush · · Score: 1

    Once something becomes part of our lives and history, changing it is very, very and I mean very difficult.

    Believe it or not, making the people of earth (lets ignore other planets for now shall we) to believe and use ONE religious is much more simpler than adopting the 13 month calendar.

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  277. All Hail Discordia! (#2) by schon · · Score: 3

    Discordians already do this..

    If you ask a Discordian what time it is, they will reply "Five O'Clock" - because somewhere, it is.

    This is basically done in protest to timezones and Standard Time. (They feel pretty much the same way you do about it..)

  278. sky time and human time by peter303 · · Score: 2

    Calendars are based on repeated cycles.
    Some of the cycles come from astronomical events-
    day, lunar month, and year. The second may have
    been tuned to the heartbeat.
    Weeks and hours are human contrivances.

    See Boorstin's "The Discovers" for a good summary
    of time systems.