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Dilbert Readers Rat Out Some Weasels

colinmc151 writes "Well, Dilbert's Way of the Weasel Poll Results are in, with 35,874 people voting. Weaseliest Organization was won by the Recording Industry Association of America. Weaseliest Company was won by Microsoft. The Weaseliest Individual award was won by George W. Bush. Weaseliest Profession went to Politicians. Weaseliest Country went to France. Weaseliest Behavior was 'Blaming fast food restaurants for making you fat.' Congratulations to all the deserving winners."

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  1. but France was right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful


    they knew the war was a fake and they stuck to their stance while UK/USA continue to evade and dodge the truth

    id say France was far from being the weasalist country, but making it the USA or UK would be un-patriotic right ?

    1. Re:but France was right by Cyno01 · · Score: 1

      Cheese eating surrender monkey.

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    2. Re:but France was right by lafiel · · Score: 1

      This just in:

      The polls are based on.. the public! Therefore, it's non scientific and is only valid as a estimate of what the general populous (that goes to dilbert site) think.

      So calm down, boy. It's just opinions.

    3. Re:but France was right by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      No, France didn't "stick to their guns" becuase they knew they were "right" (debatable), they did it because Chirac is still in TotalFinaElf's back pocket.

      Insinuate all you want about Halliburton, but George Bush isn't the one holding on to his presidency to postpone some corruption trials.

    4. Re:but France was right by focitrixilous+P · · Score: 1

      The polls are based on.. the public! Good, I was afraid we actually elected Arnold as governer in an offical manner.

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    5. Re:but France was right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      /ducks: Why do you hate America?

      America is becoming a pariah state, bud. Try to find people who will say they appreciate the US in Chile, Argentina, El Salvador, Nicaragua, Indonesia, Iran, and any of the other countries that the US has invaded or abused local power for its procurement of cheap resources. As America slides into bankruptcy and moves towards becoming a police state, it sets an example for countries on how not to behave.

      America: the state that could have been good and decent, but chose in childhood to become a bully stealing other kid's candy. A bad-ass weasle.

    6. Re:but France was right by rossz · · Score: 1, Troll

      My, you are naive, aren't you? France was against going after Saddam because their major oil company (ElfOil or some stupid name like that) had made a sweetheart deal for oil. The deal was so good that oil industry experts called in unbelievable. France was in it for the money. They were in it for the oil.

      It's a good thing fucktard's like you aren't deciding important issues. Now the people of Iraq are free and things are improving every day (despite what the news media says). Medicine is getting to people who need it. Schools are opening. Newspapers (dozens of them) have sprung up overnight and now print whatever the hell they want (good and bad) without worrying about their families getting fed into a chipper.

      Yeah, defend that, asshole. Defend torture. Defend a political prison for children. Defend 40 years of misery caused my a total madman.

      I bet you get all your news from indymedia. Figures.

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    7. Re:but France was right by dankdirk77 · · Score: 1, Troll

      Bravo and well spoken. It amazes me on how a class of people who credit themselves with being technically elite can be so politically ignorant in such a large percentage.

      They would love nothing more than to gloss over Saddam's rape chambers. Human rights? Only when it fits the left wing ideology. Can they admit Bush has done something right, anything? No, too bound by hate. If Bush gave their Grandma a helping hand across the street they'd spit in his face because they are told to.

      Don't they no that peace has never been attained permenantly, ever? Don't they understand that it is necessary to show force to deter greater violence? Sadly, no. They will never read 'The Art of War', or 'Crime and Punishment' or 'Caesar' and understand the lessons of history.

      Don't they know that taxes are what keep people from becoming rich and only hurt the poor? Sure if you make no money, you pay no tax, but you also are trapped into making no money. No money.

      But no money is good to these people. Being homeless isn't your fault. A homeless man can crap on a working families mailbox in the front lawn, but it's not the mans fault. He's a victim.

      And according to the left, you can cure rapists. Don't worry, their treated. They are people too. Show compassion.

      They think Fox News is distorted... They Are Distorted.

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    8. Re:but France was right by rossz · · Score: 1

      Bullshit.

      Saddam put children as young as 5 years old in prison for the crime of their parents not being loyal enough.

      If a 'minor' was in gutanamo, I'll bet they were 16 or 17 years old and has murderous and hardcore as any innercity gang 'youth'. Second, prisoners of war don't get justice. They get a bed, medicine, clothing, and meals. Which is a hell of a lot more than any of the people of Iraq or Afghanistan every got from their so called "leaders". The UN has sent inspectors to guatanamo and verified the prisoners are well treated, so don't even fucking try to compare it to Saddam's pits of torture.

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    9. Re:but France was right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      What the hell???

      This goes to show how advanced Western propaganda has become.

      >> Now the people of Iraq are free and things are improving every day (despite what the news media says)

      So you think that Saddam Hussein is evil based on media information, but then ignore anything that you don't want to hear?

      This also leads me to one of my major gripes about the whole thing. Why does everyone assign their own motives to the war? The common theme is that France "was in it for the money" when they opposed the US killing in Iraq (yes, that's what war is), but ignore the outright lies and propaganda that were disseminated before the war in the US (WMDs) and then dropped like a hot potato soon thereafter. Anyone but me remember that? That we went to war over NUCLEAR FRIGGIN' CAPABILITY and not as a humanitarian aid mission?

      My head hurts, I'm going to bed...

    10. Re:but France was right by ozborn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Talked politics with some French people last week and they pointed out (quite correctly) that the main reason France is not going to war for the same is the same reason the US did. Oil. People can pretend to asscribe humanitarian motivations to either government, but I would argue a quick look at the historical record shows that humanitarian reasons have more to do with covering self-interest than genunine political belief.

    11. Re:but France was right by denks · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Interesting. America supported 30 of those 40 years of misery caused by a total madman but you seem to have forgotten that. Donald Rumsfeld was over in Iraq shaking Saddams hands at the same time he was gassing the Kurds. And who were the Americans actively supporting in the Iraq - Iran war?
      Now they dont have to worry about Saddam, they only have to worry about getting shot by trigger happy US troops at checkpoints who were too stupid to put up stop signs in Arabic.
      So keep on bashing the french, after all you have such a moral high ground to look down from.

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    12. Re:but France was right by Pope+Raymond+Lama · · Score: 1

      You say it like if USA was not after the Oil as well. And preventing oil to be sold in any coin that not US dolars.

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    13. Re:but France was right by bobobobo · · Score: 2, Insightful
      The arguement isn't about defending Saddam Hussein. It's that we did the right thing for the wrong reasons. It's getting pretty tiresome listening to people go on and on about what a brutal dictator Saddam was. Yet turn a blind eye to other brutal regimes, committing hideous atrocities.

      Granted Iraq's resources(the oil) are going to come into play. On both sides, we're only there for the oil/we don't want a madman in power with that much resource at his disposal. Freeing the people and bringing them justice was at best a secondary or tertiary reason for our involvement in the region.

    14. Re:but France was right by tedDancin · · Score: 1

      Now the people of Iraq are free and things are improving every day (despite what the news media says)

      So... where exactly do you get your news from?

      I find your point about the French very interesting: ("France was in it for the money. They were in it for the oil"). Okay. So France wanted the money and oil. Are you saying that the USA was completely, 100% not interested in the oil Iraq posesses? It's a pretty convienient situation for them.. you don't see the USA "liberating" countries every day (even when there are MANY oppressed regions around the world (which suprisingly aren't as resourse-rich). Not that I'm against the freedom of the Iraqi people, I'm just drawing paralells between the greed of the French (like you mentioned), and the USA.

      Oh, and back on topic.. how did Steve Ballmer not make the weasel list?

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    15. Re:but France was right by rossz · · Score: 1

      Then perhaps we should push to clean up a few other hell holes in the world.

      Of course, The U.S. will be denounced if we do that. We'll be denounced if we don't do it. For a lot of people in the world, the U.S. can do no right. Unfortunately, if we left it to the U.N., nothing will get done.

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    16. Re:but France was right by sheldon · · Score: 1

      France was against going after Saddam because their major oil company (ElfOil or some stupid name like that) had made a sweetheart deal for oil. The deal was so good that oil industry experts called in unbelievable. France was in it for the money. They were in it for the oil.

      Yes, quite deplorable.

      It's a good thing that we took the moral high road by insuring that those oil contracts went to US companies! Damn french, we do not need their pussy assed oil rigs, we can build our own much better and cheaper!

      It's a good thing fucktard's like you aren't deciding important issues.

      Absolutely! It's much better that we have fucktards who are easily deceived by forged documents deciding the important issues! That way we insure the right and tough decisions are made with the utmost care.

      Now the people of Iraq are free and things are improving every day (despite what the news media says).

      Well I certainly hope so, I'd hate to think we're over there and just getting shot at for no reason.

      Iraqi's protesting in the streets, overturning cop cars and blowing up army supply trucks are what Freedom is all about! It's their own version of the Watt's riots.

      Yeah, defend that, asshole. Defend torture. Defend a political prison for children. Defend 40 years of misery caused my a total madman.

      You mean like President Reagan did back in 1988 when Senators Gore and Helms sponsored the "Stop Genocide" act in Congress after hearing of all the atrocities being commited over there by chemical and biological weapons?

      You're right... Just think, if Reagan had just gotten on board the anti-Saddam train back then we could have combined Gulf War I and II into one bloody conflict and we'd probably be out of there by now. We wouldn't have stationed troops in Saudi Arabia, and that bin Forgotten fella wouldn't have gotten so pissed off, and 9/11 might not have happened.

      Damn that Reagan!

      I bet you get all your news from indymedia. Figures.

      Where are we supposed to get news from? Apparently the major media sources are lying to us because they just report all these protests and shootings over in Iraq, which aren't really happening.

      Maybe I should just stop watching the news and quit trying to be informed. I can get all my news filtered to me by Whitehouse staff like GW Bush does.

      Yes, yes, I think that's the ticket. Life will be so much simpler if I just didn't care.

    17. Re:but France was right by rossz · · Score: 1

      The U.S. didn't support Saddam. One time, a long time ago, the U.S. provided some intelligence regarding Iran. This was done because Iran just happened to be holding a few Americans as hostages.

      If you look at who actually did supply most of Saddam's weapons, it suddenly becomes very clear (not in any order): France, Germany, Russia, China.

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    18. Re:but France was right by rossz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      We don't actually need Iraq's oil. Supplies from other sources are moving along just fine. However, I will not completely discount oil as a reason.

      If we can turn Iraq into a friend (and I hope we do), we suddenly have access to vast oil resources. No, I don't mean we take it. We buy it from Iraq at a fair price. They need the money. If we get Iraqi oil, we can tell Saudi Arabia to go fuck themselves. Now there's a country I'd like to see us invade. The Saudi Royal Family is the #1 supporter of terrorist organizations in the entire world. But we don't need to invade them. If we stop buying their oil, we can bankrupt their sorry asses. We just have to make sure the French don't to try to interfere (as is typical of them).

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    19. Re:but France was right by sheldon · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It amazes me on how a class of people who credit themselves with being technically elite can be so politically ignorant in such a large percentage.

      Fortunatelly I'm technically and politically elite.

      They would love nothing more than to gloss over Saddam's rape chambers.

      Who is They? The only person I ever knew who glossed over Saddam's human rights abuses was President Reagan.

      Don't they understand that it is necessary to show force to deter greater violence?

      Sometimes. On the other hand, killing people doesn't make you many friends.

      They will never read 'The Art of War'

      Oh dear, do you remember that part about knowing thyself as well as you know the enemy?

      Don't they know that taxes are what keep people from becoming rich and only hurt the poor? Sure if you make no money, you pay no tax, but you also are trapped into making no money. No money.


      Really? So no taxes! WOO HOO!

      Wait. How are you planning on paying for this Iraq war then?

      They think Fox News is distorted... They Are Distorted.

      Well at least we've figured out who the politically ignorant one is here.

      All you've succeeded in doing is build a series of strawman arguments so as to justify your own wild ideology. Too bad you can't just deal with reality instead, it'd be much more helpful.

    20. Re:but France was right by denks · · Score: 1

      Before changing history, lets get some things straight. Iraqi military officers did a fair bit of training in the UK, the USA's biggest supporter in this whole affair. US advisors were present giving advice in the Iraq / Iran war. And before the sanctions, Iraq was actually the most developed Arab nation. As much as Saddam was a tyrant and murderer, distorting the facts achieves nothing. If the USA was so concerned about human rights and not about WMD, why did it take 10 years after Gulf War I to invade? The USA has done some admirable things in the past, the handling of Iraq is certainly not one of them.

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    21. Re:but France was right by sheldon · · Score: 1

      The UN has sent inspectors to guatanamo and verified the prisoners are well treated, so don't even fucking try to compare it to Saddam's pits of torture.

      It was the Red Cross.

    22. Re:but France was right by Doomdark · · Score: 1
      Now the people of Iraq are free and things are improving every day (despite what the news media says).

      Call me sceptic, but how did you find out about the improvements, if media says it ain't so? Did you perhaps travel to Iraq and see that first hand? Or are you just taking your input directly from administration's PR machine? It's good to take media's words with grain of salt; but consider that at least they don't have single consistent agenda to further (as a whole)... unlike governments do.

      Very few people claim getting rid of the tyrant in question is a bad thing. But there's old saying "ends justify means" that scares many, for good reason.

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    23. Re:but France was right by rossz · · Score: 1

      The last time I checked the UK was not part of the US.

      As for taking 10 years, blame the UN. Those nutless wonders didn't have the balls to finally take that tyrant out. Bush was the first national leader (of any country) to have the guts to finally say "enough is enough". If we kept to the U.N. plan, we'd probably be passing the 30th resolution stating "Stop! Or we'll say 'Stop!' again".

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    24. Re:but France was right by MoneyT · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The US went to war for many reasons. Go back and read some of the very early speaches on Iraq. What happened was the media picked up on WMD because it was a buzz word and a new one that hadn't grown stale yet. So the result of all this was whenever the president or someone spoke of the othe reasons, the press did the media equivilent of "Yes yes, but what about the WMDs?"

      And so, WMDs became the primary focus.

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    25. Re:but France was right by MoneyT · · Score: 1

      It took 10 years, because for 8 of those years, the Armed Forces were commanded by one William Clinton, who the closest he came to taking any stand on Iraq was initiated a bombing campaign (operation Desert Fox) in bagdahd in 1998. And the issue it was over? You guessed it, WMDs

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    26. Re:but France was right by denks · · Score: 1

      Lets clear one thing up, just because someone is critical of George W doesnt mean they think the sun shines out of Bill Clintons arse. I couldnt care less which party wins in the USA, as I (fortunately) dont live there (yes, believe it or not most of the world is not "jelous" of the American way of life). For all I care Arnie could run the country.

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    27. Re:but France was right by MoneyT · · Score: 1

      Question: What type of news sells

      Answer: Bad news

      Therefore, you will see very few reports about anything good hapening in Iraq. Try searching for some news on it though and you'd be surpised.

      As for the will of the country. If it wasn't my will, is that still the will of the country?

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    28. Re:but France was right by MoneyT · · Score: 1

      I wasn't trying to imply you thought clinton was great. What I was trying to say by pointing out his reasoning was that this whole WMD thing didn't come out of nowhere.

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    29. Re:but France was right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      ...wmd programs have been found...

      Nice hedge. I like the programs part. I didn't think anyone disagreed with that point, seeing as how the US sold the chemical precursors to Iraq in the Eighties, and how we destroyed so many weapons created by those programs after the first Gulf War.

      (A long list of countries have similar research progams, with that list headed by the United States. In fact, I live fairly close to the United States' largest stockpile of chemical weapons.)

      Conspicuously absent, however, are actual Iraqi chemical, biological, or nuclear weapons.

      Oddly, no amount of the Bush Administration really really wanting to find programs actively producing weapons has made either such programs or weapons appear. In the United States many people believe that saying something often enough or shrilly enough will make it true, but to date that just hasn't made these weapons exist...weird ain't it?

      Right now informed speculation suggests that any remaining chemical or biological programs were continued just as low-key research projects, maybe as a hedge against future usefulness. Underscoring that hedge, however, is the realization that these weapons were unlikely to ever be vary useful to Saddam, since their application to hostilities would have almost certainly resulted in the regime being crushed by foreign powers.

      As for the terrorism links, even the administration has, reluctantly, agreed there aren't any. Which is entirely consistent with the logic that islamic extremist terrorists hated Saddam (who was fairly secular) almost every bit as much as they hated the US. Oh well, most Americans still believe the 9/11 terrorists were linked to Iraq...maybe that's because most Americans assume that we wouldn't have gone to war without good justification, or maybe it's because the Liberal Media Conspiracy is asleep at the wheel on this one?

      What's really weird to me is that we're basing a policy of preemptive wars on our intelligience apparatus, which so far seems less than reliable...either that or our political leadership is lying through their teeth to justify, after the fact, in any way possible, a war that for reasons unrelated to terrorists, WMDs, etc, that for years it hasn't been shy about wanting to wage. Of course, I'm certainly not so cynical to believe that our political leadership would ever lie, distort the truth, or put up blinders to further its ideology!

      Exercises for readers (be sure to cite your examples and/or evidence):

      * What is today's reason we invaded Iraq?

      * Did that justification exist before invading?

      * Is this justification applied consistently to other countries?

      * Which country should we have invaded if it were applied consistently to other nations?

      * Does preemptively invading various countries make us safer?

      * How about safer from terrorists?

      * Does such an invasion enhance our international reputation and standing?

    30. Re:but France was right by Bull999999 · · Score: 1

      Because Ballmer is a monkey, not a weasel. Didn't you see his monkey dance?

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    31. Re:but France was right by mig0 · · Score: 1

      "The same people who accuse America of coddling dictators are sputtering with bilious fury because _we actually deposed one._"
      -Lileks

    32. Re:but France was right by Cat_Byte · · Score: 1

      Interesting you only list Republican presidents. And FYI, Clinton was f*ed up by not doing anything about his intelligence handed to him about Bin Laden. He was gutless and I applaud Bush to no end for using what he had vs Clinton using what he had on Monica Lewinsky. No president since WW2 has had the balls to do what he has done. Every major issue has people who are pro and con but I guarantee you the con's ALWAYS speak out louder than the pro's. Too bad the US is so brainwashed by media to believe whatever they are told. They were never told by the media about all the wrongdoings of Clinton that we are going thru the repercussions of now. I'm jobless because of the jerk. Some guy in India has my job now and I lost my home & family.

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    33. Re:but France was right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Right. Here's how it worked:

      The neoconservatives in the administration really wanted to invad Iraq, and had wanted to for a long time (there's no big secret there). Then finally a President comes in to office, and drags a boatload of neocons with him. Perfect!

      Except for the question of how to convince the public to go to war?? Answer: float as many different half baked reasons, insinuations, and assorted propoganda until people start saying that one of them is less nutty and more believable than the others. Bingo! Jackpot!

      Of course the neocons didn't need to kid themselves. Paul Wolfowitz even basically admitted WMDs were just an expedient. He was quoted in Vanity Fair magazine, "For bureaucratic reasons, we settled on one issue, weapons of mass destruction, because it was the one reason everyone could agree on."

      So, yes, the WMDs became the reason. They were happy that everyone else was happy (well, not everyone), and the invasion commenced. Unfortunately the WoMDs didn't turn up, so now the administration is backpedaling, trying to come up with some other justification. They tested the waters with various justifications beforehand, and we all played along with their convenient fiction. Now their bluff has been called, but they can't retroactively change the rules...and "because we wanted to" still doesn't fly.

      So now we're left with the real question: why did we really invade Iraq?

    34. Re:but France was right by hughk · · Score: 3, Insightful
      The reasons I heard were:

      Saddam supported Osama bin Laden

      Total nonsense. Before GW2, Saddam and Osmama hated each other about as much as the americans. Maybe there is cooperation now, but definitely not before the war (they were from rival Islamic sects).

      WMD

      What about the weapons of mass destruction?

      Oh, after that they started saying that he wasn't a nice chap (true), but that didn't stop Rummy from doing business with him in the past. Can you blame people for remind Bush and Blair about the reasons they quoted for going to war?

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    35. Re:but France was right by EugeneK · · Score: 1
      Hey, thanks for clearing that up. The US doesn't need Iraq's oil...well, at least it doesn't until it starts yet another war, in which case it would need it.

      Hey, the US can't even pacify Iraq, never mind Saudia Arabia. If you wanted to invade Saudi Arabia, you should have thought of that before getting yourselves bogged down in Iraq.

      Oh, it was supposed to be a cakewalk, right? The Iraqis would be happily liberated and the US would install a friendly government and be out in a few months. Oops...

    36. Re:but France was right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      we suddenly have access to vast oil resources. No, I don't mean we take it. We buy it from Iraq at a fair price. They need the money.

      They need the money to pay US companies to rebuild what the US military destroyed.

    37. Re:but France was right by SlashDread · · Score: 1

      Sure, sure, spin it for your own consious. The fact is that all the other reasons boiles down to "we dont like Saddam, he really is a bad guy you know"

      And people generally do not think thats a proper reason for war.

      Why, you think, do Americans in polls think that Saddam was really behind 9-11?

      Spin bitches. Thats right. The whole populous of the grand old US of A is Dubyas Spinbeetch.

      "/Dread"

    38. Re:but France was right by ahillen · · Score: 1

      One time, a long time ago, the U.S. provided some intelligence regarding Iran.

      If you look at who actually did supply most of Saddam's weapons, it suddenly becomes very clear (not in any order): France, Germany, Russia, China.


      This is, of course, neglecting that 24 US companies were listed in an Iraq dossier to the UN
      (http://www.thememoryhole.org/corp/iraq-suppli ers. htm), which, by just counting the number of companies, puts the US seconf after Germany. This doesn't tell us anything about the relative importance of the contributions of different countries, but nevertheless saying that the US just provided some intelligence "long,long ago" seems to be a bit... untrue.

    39. Re:but France was right by KrunZ · · Score: 1

      >Yeah, defend that, asshole. Defend torture. Defend a political prison for children.

      Spell "Guantanamo".

    40. Re: but France was right by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2, Insightful


      > We don't actually need Iraq's oil. Supplies from other sources are moving along just fine. However, I will not completely discount oil as a reason.

      The war wasn't fought so US citizens could have the Iraqi oil.

      It was fought so US companies could have the Iraqi oil distribution contracts.

      The oil barons running the Bush Administration don't have the slighest interest in the well-being of US citizens. US taxpayers, and the blood of US National Guardsmen and of Iraqi soldiers and citizens, are subsidizing the US corporate takeover of Iraq.

      Remember, that $87,000,000,000 is coming straight out of US taxpayers' empty pockets, is already the second installment, and you can bet is only designed to last through the 2004 elections. (Whereupon there will be another request of similar size. Bookmark this and make yourself a note to re-read it in December 2004.) Meanwhile Haliburton rakes in the dough, as will the US energy companies if Rumsfeld can ever scratch up enough Guardsmen to guard every square inch of the Iraqi petrol infrastructure.

      The medium-term outcome is 99% predictable: after another year or two, when the sabatage doesn't stop and the profits don't materialize, the energy companies will lose interest, the Bush Administration will lose interest in paying the political cost for no benefit, and the USA will be out of there faster than you can say 'Viet Nam', 'Lebanon', or 'Somalia', with many pompous speeches congratulating the new Iraqi government on their new-found freedom and independence... almost at the same time they flee their own country. Then after a bloody civil war there will be three mini-Iraqs, and if we're lucky one of them won't have an anti-West regime.

      Or maybe only a single Iraq, with a regime just as repressive as the last one, a sense of victory over the West, and no inhibitions about dealing with anti-West terrorists.

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    41. Re: but France was right by Black+Parrot · · Score: 4, Interesting


      > The US went to war for many reasons. Go back and read some of the very early speaches on Iraq. What happened was the media picked up on WMD because it was a buzz word and a new one that hadn't grown stale yet. So the result of all this was whenever the president or someone spoke of the othe reasons, the press did the media equivilent of "Yes yes, but what about the WMDs?"

      Those early speeches are what convinced some of us that the war was an evil venture in the first place. The Bush Administration never made a case for the war. They went to the US Congress and tried to shame them into supporting it by saying that the UN would if they didn't. Then they went to the UN and tried to shame them into it by saying the US would if they didn't. They went to the UN to "make the case" and got laughed at. Basically all they ever did was say whatever they thought would push the best buttons in the current context. And whenever anyone actually called them out on it and said, "you didn't make the case", they would reply "we'll make the case when the time is right".

      And though much has been made of the fact that all the alarmism has turned out to be false, it was abundantly clear that the alarmism wasn't well supported even before the shooting started. If you got your news anywhere other than FAUX, you heard over an over again "The Bush Administration said today 'xyz'", followed by "our contacts in the intelligence community say that the evidence for 'xyz' is not reliable".

      And just a couple of weeks ago, even after the White House had formally acknowledged that there were no terrorist connections with the Hussein regime, Mr. Bush still couldn't resist trying to push that button in his speech to the UN.

      > What happened was the media picked up on WMD because it was a buzz word and a new one that hadn't grown stale yet. So the result of all this was whenever the president or someone spoke of the othe reasons, the press did the media equivilent of "Yes yes, but what about the WMDs?"

      That is historical revisionism, pure and simple. While the Bush Administration was all over the map trying to find buttons to push, WMD and (the also non-existent) ties to al-Q were the boogeymen that they invoked most often to marshal public support in the USA. We were terrified with WMD before, during, and after the war. Hardly a day went by without the 'discovery' of a lab, factory, or cache, that had to be retracted a week later. The Administration made a big issue of the capture of a stash of chemical warfare suits... and then the news would cut to a scene of US soldiers training on the use of similar suits. The spin control was absolutely sickening.

      And they haven't given it up yet; they tried like hell to spin the recent inspection report as a 'win' for the anti-WMD motivation - never mind the fact that the report was mostly empty spin to begin with.

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    42. Re:but France was right by Yo+Grark · · Score: 1

      But Perception is reality as any member of the RIAA, Microsoft, The Bush Administration or France, or any politician will tell you.

      Bush and France are both equally at fault for Completely separate mistakes.

      Both are right and both are wrong. All depends on what perception you're speaking of.

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    43. Re:but France was right by stephenbooth · · Score: 1

      One brutal dictator/regime at a time. Like that saying about how if you chase two rabbits you catch neither.

      Stephen

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    44. Re:but France was right by AzBats · · Score: 1

      I doubt anyone was thinking about this but how about they way the French Government handled the heat-wave which killed more ppl than it should because of how weasally the Government was.

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    45. Re:but France was right by MoneyT · · Score: 1

      For the same reason that one in three germans believe the US government was behind the attacks on 9/11. Because people in large groups are stupid.

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    46. Re:but France was right by glesga_kiss · · Score: 3, Insightful
      id say France was far from being the weasalist country, but making it the USA or UK would be un-patriotic right ?

      Why do you hate America?

      Actually, it sounds to me like he loves America, or what it used to stand for. You know, the days when democracy was still around, and it was understood that free speach, differing opinions and even unpopular speach were essential to democracy.

      Now it's all heil to the chief. Heil Bush!!

      The villification of France in the leadup to this "war" (armed robbery more like) had to be one of the scariest changes in the modern US. It's like you've thrown everything the founding fathers put together all away in a wash of deliberately misdirected patriotism.

    47. Re:but France was right by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
      Then perhaps we should push to clean up a few other hell holes in the world. Of course, The U.S. will be denounced if we do that. We'll be denounced if we don't do it. For a lot of people in the world, the U.S. can do no right. Unfortunately, if we left it to the U.N., nothing will get done.

      But invasion is never the answer!! I'm not sure how your media is reporting current events, but at the moment soldiers are dying in Iraq every day. There have been more coalition casualties since the end of the war than there were in it. Iraqi's aiding the US are being assassinate and suicide bombed (a new thing in Iraq).

      The fact is that the war was started from a lie, and has turned out to be the predicatable disaster we thought it would be.

      If you invade a country, it's guaranteed someone won't like it. You will be facing guerilla warfare where the best historical precident for you would be Vietnam.

      In other news, anti-US sentiment in the Middle East has risen massively. And how is that supposed to bring an end to terrorism. Oh wait, it's counter productive. LIKE WE ALL SAID BEFORE THE WAR STARTED. Sorry for shouting, but some people just don't get it.

    48. Re:but France was right by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
      There was an uneasy truce at least before the war. In addition, there were indications of communications between them.

      Your latter statement is a lie. There has never been any link between Saddam and Bin Laden. The only Iraqi links Al Queda have are with the Kurds in the north of Iraq, the ones that Saddam hates, bombs and generally screws over.

    49. Re:but France was right by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
      Why, you think, do Americans in polls think that Saddam was really behind 9-11?

      Spin bitches.

      UK politics are getting ripped appart as a fallout for the extreme spin we get here. The leading "spin doctors" will be gone before long.

    50. Re:but France was right by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
      The last time I checked the UK was not part of the US.

      That's becoming more of a blur every year. Have you ever heard the phrase "51st State"?

    51. Re:but France was right by juhaz · · Score: 1

      If we can turn Iraq into a friend (and I hope we do)

      So, you generally make friends by burning a persons house, blasting his mother to a smithereens and THEN ask "hey, let's be friends, ok?". Very good tactic, no?

      No, I don't mean we take it. We buy it from Iraq at a fair price.

      You already take it, asshole. They are paying YOUR (two) war(s) and their own buildup from stone age (caused by one US) with it.

      They need the money.

      They sure need. Wonder why... oh, yeah. How about you let them decide how to get that money and who to choose for reconstruction?

    52. Re:but France was right by I8TheWorm · · Score: 1

      It was either that or they didn't want to cut off trade with Iraq. Oh, wait, they weren't supposed to be trading with them...

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    53. Re:but France was right by BugMaster+ChuckyD · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Are you serious? Its "The Media's" fault for emphasising the WMD issue. Sorry but it was the Bush Administration who emphasised WMDs time and time again. As it turns out they didn't know what they were talking about.

      Now its true that "The Media" just took what ever Bush said at face value and never questioned any of his claims, but this tired old media bashing just won't protect Bush from responisbility for this gargantuan fuck up.

    54. Re:but France was right by O · · Score: 1
      Have you ever heard the phrase "51st State"?
      Yes, I have. It was a movie with Samuel L Jackson.
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    55. Re:but France was right by Captain_Chaos · · Score: 1

      but France was right

      It's also very telling that Germany is at the bottom of the list, while they were just as against the war as France was!

    56. Re:but France was right by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
      Yes, I have. It was a movie with Samuel L Jackson.

      Ah, but the US title was "Formula 51" because it was thought that the American public wouldn't know what the title was about.

    57. Re:but France was right by salesgeek · · Score: 1

      they knew the war was a fake and they stuck to their stance while UK/USA continue to evade and dodge the truth

      The war was not a fake. I watched it on CNN.

      I think what you ment was: the premise for going to war was questionable.

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    58. Re:but France was right by MoneyT · · Score: 1

      A fuck up that was comitted before too (see Operation Desert Fox) which leads me to believe that despite what some people in the intelligence comunity are saying, for the most part, the intelligence comunity felt this evidence to be reliable.

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    59. Re: but France was right by Gauchito · · Score: 1

      And they haven't given it up yet; they tried like hell to spin the recent inspection report as a 'win' for the anti-WMD motivation - never mind the fact that the report was mostly empty spin to begin with.

      Not only that, but Rummy's reaction to them not finding any weapons? The ironic "It's too soon, give the inspectors more time." Sound familiar? Heh heh.

    60. Re:but France was right by rossz · · Score: 1

      I'm going to assume you are trying to compare Guantanamo with Saddam's torture chamber. If that's the case, then you made an incredibly stupid comparison.

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    61. Re:but France was right by GooberToo · · Score: 1

      Its "The Media's" fault for emphasising the WMD issue. Sorry but it was the Bush Administration who emphasised WMDs time and time again.

      It's actually a symbiotic relationship. When you're the leader and you need public opinion, you feed what's getting press. WMD got press because most American's seemingly were content to allow our soldiers to be shot at daily and the Iraqi people to be murdered, en mass. The press quickly fixated on WMD because of 9/11 and the Whitehouse was happy to push it shortly after because it generated the public frenzy that they needed. One soon feed the other in an endless circle. Like it or not, that's how the press uses the Whitehouse and that's how the Whitehouse uses the press. It's fact. It made for good news numbers. As did feeding a war. Nothing makes for good ratings like a live-broadcast war. In the end, both parties got exactly what they wanted.

    62. Re:but France was right by Exaton · · Score: 1

      I'm sure you won't see this, because there's no particular reason why it should be modded up, but I applaud you, Sir.

      That's all I have to say about that.

    63. Re:but France was right by blizzardsoup · · Score: 1

      Are the people of Iraq better off now than they were with Saddam still in power?

      If you answer yes, then France was wrong. Period.

      If you answer no, please explain how the Iraqi people are worse off now.

    64. Re:but France was right by mattsucks · · Score: 1

      The fact is that the war was started from a lie, and has turned out to be the predicatable disaster we thought it would be.

      All wars start from a lie.

      Might makes right. :-(

    65. Re:but France was right by illtud · · Score: 1

      The US went to war for many reasons. Go back and read some of the very early speaches on Iraq. What happened was the media picked up on WMD because it was a buzz word and a new one that hadn't grown stale yet.

      Can I have some of your crack? In case you didn't know, nobody (not even the US) goes to war on a vague 'many reasons' and on the contents of speeches - you've got to have a reason that's valid under international law. Lacking any such reason (IMHO), the US claimed that war was justified under the (novel) concept of preemptive self-defence from Saddam's WMDs - ie, that Saddam presented a clear and present danger, and that was enough to justify war. They did also, I grant you, claim that UN resolutions 678 (1990) and 687 (1991) - those which gave UN approval to Gulf War I (Daddy's War) - were somehow still in force, and that it gave them carte blanche to go into Iraq again.

    66. Re:but France was right by MoneyT · · Score: 1

      well, to be prefectly technical, they were in effect because GW I ended in a ceace fire, not a peace treaty. The cease fire was dependant on Iraq's continued cooperation with the UN. Failure ot comply with the UN was a violation of the ceasefire and a restart of hostilities (not to mention taking pot shots at plane patroling the no fly zones isn't exactly an act of peace)

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    67. Re:but France was right by Mr_Huber · · Score: 1

      Look at the acutal numbers and you'll see it was fairly close:

      Weaseliest Country
      France 12739
      USA 10761

      Weaseliest Organization

      RIAA 7950
      White House 6322
      Democratic Party 4470

      To me, the number look like people voted party lines, but slightly more left of center voters were represented.

    68. Re:but France was right by Britz · · Score: 1

      If You serously think the French government was against the war because of some higher reason than You are as dumb as the people that think Bush attacked for a higher reason.

      The French just had better oil contracts with Saddam than the US. So the USA showed the world (and the French) that they have the biggest willy in town.

      And now the US get beat up on it. Which is again unfair, because now they at least want to repair what they destroyed by first supporting Saddam, then bombing the country, then sanction it for ten years and then bombing it again (this really destroyed pretty much everything).

      George W Bush is worth for the US than Stalin could ever have been. But he doesn't earn the weasel award, because he is way too dumb. I think he doesn't even realize what he is doing.

    69. Re:but France was right by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I remember the early speeches. Those were the ones where Bush was emphasizing that Saddam probably supported terrorists, and oh by the way 9/11 happened, not that you should connect the two though I hope you will. That seemed to work for 70% of the people, but "the media" had a nasty habit of pointing out experts saying that ties with terrorism were highly unlikely. WMDs was both more believable (we know Saddam at least -wanted- to have nukes) and less falsifiable. If the media focused on that, it was because it was less obviously crap and something more likely to actually justify a war.

      None of which would explain why Bush would lie about Saddam having a 45-minute launch capability, Rumsfield repeating that lie along with the lie that not only did Saddam have WMD, but we knew where they were.

      So even if I believed that it was the media that forced the emphasis on WMD (which is possible), that still leaves the administration making whatever baldfaced lies they could think of to justify the war. If your point is that instead of getting a set of stupid lies about WMD we would have gotten a bunch of stupid lies about some other reason for attacking, then I remain unimpressed.

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    70. Re:but France was right by Microsofts+slave · · Score: 1
      Good God, would people give it up and realize that Bush was wrong, and so was the french bashing. The french exercised one of the rights that americans are so proud of, freedom of speech, then the americans bash them for having alternative views.

      The same thing happened to Martin Luther King, Malcolm X, and many others.

      Americans must stop being so hypocritical, or else their contry will fall.

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    71. Re:but France was right by Doomdark · · Score: 2, Insightful
      media picked up on WMD because it was a buzz word and a new one that

      No, no and no. Bush specifically emphasised WMDs because:

      • None of the other reasons had enough credibility (like terrorist links that even Bush admins considered weak enough not to stress, just imply there's some connection, sneakily implying even 9/11 was "somehow" linked)
      • Other powers (Russia, China, UK, France) consider nuclear power capability as common threat, and thus if threat was credible, they might have let US get its way.

      To think that media "created" WMD hysteria is just plain incorrect. It certainly echoed Bush's message about Saddam with WMDs, up to and including taunting other world leaders for not immediately buying the proof (those vague satellite images shown in UN, for example); assuming proof was really convincing, as opposed to being based more on suspicion than real current intelligence material... but didn't create it. Don't give news too much credit here.

      What really was strange was that even SNL started cracking jokes about Hans Blix not finding his own butt.... looking back, that looks embarrassing. Even with 200.000+ army, no WMDs have been uncovered, so chances of anyone finding them back then must have been very slim.

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    72. Re:but France was right by cmkrcs1 · · Score: 1

      making it the USA or UK would be un-patriotic right ?

      But I thought thats what democracy was about

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    73. Re:but France was right by tgrigsby · · Score: 1

      but this tired old media bashing just won't protect Bush from responisbility for this gargantuan fuck up

      Protect him from what? And investigation? The Dems, cowering behind their cushy jobs and fat bank accounts, aren't demanding an investigation and the Repubs sure aren't going to do it for them. Defeat at election time? Don't bet on it. The economy sucks and the tech sector is getting hit the hardest, but Bush will just keep on waving the flag and talking about how he whupped al-Qaeda, domestic policy be damned, and the same American spirit that put Schwarzengroper in office as a governor will put Bush back in office as a "war hero". Nevermind that the WMDs didn't exist at all and there was no tie between Iraq and al-Qaeda or 9/11. Nevermind that 2 high level CIA managers resigned in protest when Bush used the "intelligence" to lie to Congress. Nevermind what he's done to the environmental protections, peace treaties, and social services that former administrations put in place. He'll get elected because <hick>, gosh darn it, them dadgummed Muzzlims are in-sane and homo-side-al and we need someone as the Prez-uh-dent who, wrong or right, can kick ass and take names! YEEHAW!!</hick>

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    74. Re:but France was right by RemoteRabbit · · Score: 2, Insightful


      Better a French Man than a Hench Man.

      Tis also better to french kiss than ass Kiss.

      read http://www.guardian.co.uk/comment/story/0,3604,103 6571,00.html for an ex UK ministers insider view.

  2. Weaseliest website? by reboot246 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    slashdot?

    1. Re:Weaseliest website? by rsfpc · · Score: 2, Funny

      He who smelt it dealt it.

  3. I voted :-) by bach_m · · Score: 1

    i voted. and most of the ones i picked were chosen. i love dilbert!

    1. Re:I voted :-) by RevDobbs · · Score: 1

      parent should read: "I voted; like my /. posts, I expressed comfortable opinions that my internet peers agreed with. Yea followers!"

      :-D

    2. Re:I voted :-) by citog · · Score: 1

      Damn, my mod points expired a few hours ago :)

    3. Re:I voted :-) by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      You tell it, Unca Bob! Amen!

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  4. And in other news... by Hi_2k · · Score: 1

    Slashdot editors have been voted weasiliest journalists for posting the exact e-mails they got, line for line, and forgetting that everyone here is already a member of the DNRC and got the results in their E-Mail.

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    1. Re:And in other news... by Manko · · Score: 1

      Except for those who aren't a member of comics.com...

  5. Wow by Rick+Zeman · · Score: 1

    Who could choose between lawyers and politicians. Hmm, most politicians are lawyers. Hmmm......

    1. Re:Wow by MunchMunch · · Score: 1
      Well, I'm thinking of becoming a copyright lawyer since copyright law is so screwed up, but so many people have so much sheer hatred and disgust for lawyers, thanks to organizations like the RIAA, that I'm actually a little afraid about the flak I'll get once I do it.

      I don't think it'll stop me, but hey people-- there are good lawyers who actually are fighting for good moral causes (Lessig comes to mind), and then there are the lawyers that get all the press defending OJ and suing 12-year olds. I know, actually, that lawyers have been detested ever since the Greek Republic (can anyone say "sophist?"), but really--plenty of lawyers are doing good, even if the bad ones get all the press.

    2. Re:Wow by DoraLives · · Score: 4, Funny
      Holy cow! You're not even there yet and you're already laying a weasly defensive strategy.

      You've got the slime all over you so I'm guessing you'll go far in your intended career.

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    3. Re:Wow by Kohath · · Score: 1

      Yeah, 99% of lawyers ruin it for the rest of them.

    4. Re:Wow by strike2867 · · Score: 1

      The actual quote is: 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
      Stephen Wright(God)

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    5. Re:Wow by kallistiblue · · Score: 1

      The reaons that lawyers are despised so much is that they are, most of the time, just legal thugs.

      No one likes a bully.

      They are slick enough to convince 'the public' that they are working for 'the public'. Anytime they can take advantage of the fact that human beings don't want to be held responsible for their own actions, the lawyers show up. ( Tobacco, fast food, the list goes on and on. )

      The reality is, they just want to create a rigid structure with them at the top.

      How do they slip this past the public?
      Easy, lawyers use overly complicated jargon the average person can't understand. Look at Nolo.com to see how clearly even complicated legal ideas can be expressed. The lawyers don't want to express their ideas clearly, that would remove one of their biggest power bases.

      Lawyers have lead to the death of common sense and are leading us into a police state.

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    6. Re:Wow by MunchMunch · · Score: 1
      Its good of you to clarify it all for us- Yes, it is very easy to understand! Lawyers are basically bad, with very few exceptions being good! Lawyers as a whole only want what's best for themselves, and only care about their own bottom line! Lawyers confuse issues for normal people to cement their own power!

      I mean, did you say anything that isn't a blatant, completely refutable stereotype? Do you get all your opinions just by looking for the popular sentiment on issues? Its just as likely that there 99% of the lawyers are ethically good people and the 1% that get the most public attention are also the most sensationalist and base. We're both quoting NO facts, and yet whereas you don't have a defensible position, I do--because all I'm urging people to do is not implicitly hate someone because of their job. A non-positive, not a negative. That's a position that I find very hard to argue against, since I'm not actually stating that all lawyers are good, just that they deserve the benefit of the doubt before outright, irrational and unjust condemnation.

    7. Re:Wow by kallistiblue · · Score: 1

      Munch Munch
      You read too much into my comments. I never said it was justfied to 'hate lawyers'. I was merely expressing the reasons that lawyers are despised.

      BTW, the big secret the 'polically correct' people don't want you to know is that stereotypes are invariably based on truth.

      It would be as foolish to ignore stereotypes as it would be to believe in them blindly.

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  6. ACLU is Weasly? by darkfnord23 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How did the ACLU end up more weasly than the GOP? Shows who reads dilbert I guess. Matt

    1. Re:ACLU is Weasly? by Col.+Klink+(retired) · · Score: 1

      If you add Fox News and Republicans together, you come out in #3 (ahead of the Democrats)...

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    2. Re:ACLU is Weasly? by craw · · Score: 4, Informative

      Um, the ACLU does have an agenda, the protection of individual rights and liberties granted to Americans by the Constitution. These are not conservative nor liberal protection or a political agenda. They are just Constitution rights.

      The ACLU does not care if you are gay, black, white, poor, rich, or a member of the KKK (remember Skokie, IL?). All Americans are equally protected by the Constitution

    3. Re:ACLU is Weasly? by placeclicker · · Score: 1

      Guess what, the same people put Bush as the top weasliest person. I guess they dont adhere to your ideology (or the opposite of it.)

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    4. Re:ACLU is Weasly? by syrinx · · Score: 2, Insightful

      um, because the ACLU *is* an extremely weasely organization?

      not that the GOP isn't, of course, but don't go around acting like the ACLU isn't guilty, guilty, guilty.

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    5. Re:ACLU is Weasly? by placeclicker · · Score: 1
      The ACLU does not care if you are gay, black, white, poor, rich, or a member of the KKK (remember Skokie, IL?). All Americans are equally protected by the Constitution
      Give it up, we know they're a liberal organization. Next you'll saw NOW is competly unbiased. (oh but Fox News is part of the evil Republican Axis of Evil.)
      And the 2nd amendment shows it even more.
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    6. Re:ACLU is Weasly? by PD · · Score: 1

      It has been determined that gun ownership is incompatible with the shift key. Take your pick: shift key, or guns. You can't have both at once. It's for your own good.

    7. Re:ACLU is Weasly? by rco3 · · Score: 4, Funny

      For a while, I've really been concerned about the falling quality of trolls here on Slashdot. Then along comes [parent], and restores my faith in trolldom.

      See, kiddies, this is how you troll. Keen. Subtle. I'm especially fond of the way that the AC doesn't explicitly call Fox News unbiased, unclouded - but he implies the hell out of it. He shows you the troll, but doesn't let you touch it. Kinda like MJ in his prime.

      To frost this cake, he throws in a couple of mild insults in. Not weak enough to ignore, but he's not abusing the 7 famous wordy-dirds. It bypasses your builtin four-letter discrimination routines and actually feels like he might mean it! You can't ignore it! He means it! Meanwhile, you're so browned off you slide right past the logical flaws and attack the red cape. Ole!

      He waves the red cape some more; you lumber around chasing it, eventually tire, and it's over. YHBT.

      I salute you, AC. We need more with your skills.

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    8. Re:ACLU is Weasly? by Kohath · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Could it be because they're a "civil rights" organization that picks and chooses which of your civil rights you should get to keep?

      For example, they're always available to help prevent the "establishment" of religion, but they're never around to preserve the "free-exercise" of it. Free speech is good, but free association is bad in the ACLU world. And that's only the first amendment, there are 9 more in the bill of rights -- or 4-5 more in the ACLU's version.

      Remember, you asked.

    9. Re:ACLU is Weasly? by craw · · Score: 1

      The ACLU helped to fight racial segregation. The ACLU also fought to allow the KKK to march in Skokie , IL. Go figure.

    10. Re:ACLU is Weasly? by Micah · · Score: 1

      Of course, the ACLU is just under the Democrats, well above both Republicans and Fox News. The ACLU is solidly liberal.

      One might wonder why Fox News is listed by CNN isn't. Oh well, they have NY Times, which is probably more weasely than CNN.

    11. Re:ACLU is Weasly? by DAldredge · · Score: 1

      Now, Now! The ACLU is doing all it can to protect the Bill of rights. What problem do you have with them?

      It takes a lot of work to protect most of the 1st adm and the 3-9 adms!

    12. Re:ACLU is Weasly? by DAldredge · · Score: 1

      But the do care if you wish to own a gun. I guess their copy of the Bill of Rights has less adms than mine does.

    13. Re:ACLU is Weasly? by larry+bagina · · Score: 1
      funny how the ACLU is completely silent when the 2nd or 10th amendments are involved.

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    14. Re:ACLU is Weasly? by craw · · Score: 1

      The ACLU supports the free-exercise of religion by individuals. They don't support the government influence in the establishment, endorsement, or support of a religion.

      I'm not clear about your point about free speach versue free association.

    15. Re:ACLU is Weasly? by dameron · · Score: 1
      The ACLU helped to fight racial segregation. The ACLU also fought to allow the KKK to march in Skokie , IL. Go figure.


      There is no contradiction here. The ACLU does not care what organization it represents.

      BTW, the ACLU helped make sure that anti-abortion protesters were able to march in Clinton's inaugural parade.

      Do you hear people talking about that?

      -dameron

    16. Re:ACLU is Weasly? by craw · · Score: 1

      That was my point.:-) There is no contradiction when it comes down to civil liberties. The AC/troll that I responded to was trying to point out that the ACLU does not do this.

      Yup, this is becoming a fragfest!:-)

    17. Re:ACLU is Weasly? by Kohath · · Score: 1

      I didn't say versus (or versue either).

      The ACLU supports the free-exercise of religion with big exceptions for kinds of free-exercise they don't support. But not all the time - sometimes they weasel out of it.

    18. Re:ACLU is Weasly? by craw · · Score: 1

      The ACLU supports the free-exercise of religion with big exceptions for kinds of free-exercise they don't support. But not all the time - sometimes they weasel out of it.

      Please elaborate on this, I say this not in a negative way. Kinds of free-exercise? I'm not sure what this means.

      You didn't write versue (I did with my great typing skills:-)), however your use of but indicated to me a conflict.

    19. Re:ACLU is Weasly? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      regartdless of party affiliation, GWBJr has been very Weasily.
      Even more so then Reagan or Clinton.

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    20. Re:ACLU is Weasly? by Kohath · · Score: 1

      It was a "on the one hand -- on the other hand" comparison.

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      You're the one that started pointing out exceptions to free-exercise. I could go research it, but the point is a broad one about the ACLU's selective reading of the bill of rights. It doesn't turn on the fine points of free exercise. There are whole amendments the ACLU just skips over. Their opposition to (or indifference toward) the free exercise of religion is only a small part of it.

      Besides, I was just answering the original question.

    21. Re:ACLU is Weasly? by sheldon · · Score: 1

      Could it be because they're a "civil rights" organization that picks and chooses which of your civil rights you should get to keep?

      Limited resources. They tend to come in and defend those who don't otherwise have anybody defending them.

      For example, they're always available to help prevent the "establishment" of religion, but they're never around to preserve the "free-exercise" of it.

      I don't know, they defended the Nazi's in Skokie back in '76. That was pretty brave.

      I think the problem with this addendum argument is that many people unfortunately view "free-excercise" of religion as state sponsored religious indoctrination. The Bill of Rights is quite clear, the state should not be influencing religion. Now if religion wants to influence the state, go right ahead, that's their right, but you do it on your own time using your own resources... see?

      Free speech is good, but free association is bad in the ACLU world.

      I don't think you know who the ACLU is.

    22. Re:ACLU is Weasly? by fenix+down · · Score: 1

      Individual rights is what they're chartered to do. They don't consider militias or state governments to be individuals. Been that way since 1920. That's just their interpretation, and they're free to interpret how they will. Fortunately, we have the NRA, which is big on both of those ammendments, to handle those for us, freeing up the ACLU to handle the tougher stuff.

    23. Re:ACLU is Weasly? by fenix+down · · Score: 1

      Well, it's not so much what you said as it is the complete opposite of what you said.

    24. Re:ACLU is Weasly? by Kohath · · Score: 1

      Quote:

      Limited resources. They tend to come in and defend those who don't otherwise have anybody defending them.

      I think the problem with this addendum argument is that many people unfortunately view "free-excercise" of religion as state sponsored religious indoctrination. The Bill of Rights is quite clear, the state should not be influencing religion. Now if religion wants to influence the state, go right ahead, that's their right, but you do it on your own time using your own resources... see?

      And none of this excuse-making and selective interpretation could ever remotely be described as "weasely"?

      I was answering a specific question.

    25. Re:ACLU is Weasly? by IM6100 · · Score: 1

      Well, actually the ACLU is a political body that chooses to have an interpretation of the constitution. Then they strive to enforce that interpretation, regardless of how the constitutional bodies duly appointed to interpret said document act.

      They're sort of a 'let's do an end-run around the established checks and balances' organization. Which contracts the whole notion that they're in favor of the rights establised by the constitution.

      There are other groups, pulling at things from various other points-of-view. Some of them are even as self-righteous as the ACLU.

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    26. Re:ACLU is Weasly? by MoneyT · · Score: 1

      Luckily for us, the second amendment applies to individuals as does the rest of the bill of rights

      as you can plainly see here

      Likewise, unless "the people" are not individuals, the 10th applies as well:


      Amendment X
      The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the states, are reserved to the states respectively, or to the people.

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    27. Re:ACLU is Weasly? by craw · · Score: 1

      Perhaps your original question is different than mine. This thread has woven its way thru several various routes.

      I would like to debate many of you points with you, but I need to go to sleep right now.

      However, I still would like to emphasize my original point about the ACLU; they protect individual rights. I must admit that there is a big gray area with regard to the definition of an individual.

      Take care. We may disagree, but at least you have been civil.

      Now, where's my bed.

    28. Re:ACLU is Weasly? by Cat_Byte · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm right wing and I find FoxNews offensive, one sided, yellow-journalistic, terd-wipes. Any station that can hire Geraldo and use him for news while he quotes & interviews editors from The National Enquiror...well...you draw your own conclusions. Left wing == tree-hugger who don't know what kind of tree they're hugging. Most of them interviewed think food comes from the supermarket or farmers need laws to tell them how to maintain their land (even tho they did a damn good job since the 1500's).

      I'm not sure I see the point to your post. I'm right wing...I'm offended by the left wing extremism of that station and the pure bias on each & every one of their stories.

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    29. Re:ACLU is Weasly? by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      Yes, because Dick Army is soooooo liberal.

      The ACLU has a lot of supporters on both sides who believe in strictly protecting constitutuional rights.

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    30. Re:ACLU is Weasly? by Cat_Byte · · Score: 1

      That is such a crock of !$#@!@#$. 99% of what Bush is blamed for Clinton did. Clinton should be in prison after all that has come up that he did. Clinton is even the blame for the 9/11 attacks. He had the intelligence, he had Bin Laden where all he had to do was say yes/no to take him out & he said no. Bush does something about it and everyone thinks he's a jerk for it. That's what being born free does for you. You have no damn clue what it means to live otherwise. I bet you didn't even know that Clinton signed over control of our military to United Nations. He also supported & signed the bills that sent all these millions of jobs overseas.

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    31. Re:ACLU is Weasly? by smaug195 · · Score: 1

      *Cough* put down the crack pipe boy. The order to execute Bin Laden was actually brought up in the Bush administration. In fact Sept 8th there was a meeting about it. Clinton is to blame for 9/11? I mean I know Bush isnt but give me a bloody break. Talk to an counter terrorism expert, Clinton did more then any other president to tackle the issue, not to mention the fact that he took a far more hands on approach to the Israeli - Palestinian crisis. Bush paid almost no attention to terrorism in the first 8 months of his administration, but blaming the damn thing on either Clinton or Bush is beyond ridiculous.

    32. Re:ACLU is Weasly? by Micah · · Score: 1

      > What problem do you have with them?

      They discriminate against religion, mainly. They'll refuse to defend a religious person whose rights are being violated, but they'll stand up for the rights of criminals when it suits their agenda.

      I'm all for protecting the Bill of Rights, but let's do it in a fair way.

    33. Re:ACLU is Weasly? by anagama · · Score: 1


      As if religions need legal help in their drive to enslave minds and propogate violence.

      Besides, I think if the gov't started mandating any type of religious practice, the ACLU would be there to get in its way. You should be happy for that - the gov't might not advocate your religion.

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    34. Re:ACLU is Weasly? by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Could you please elaborate on how they "do an end-run around the established checks and balances"? I don't think you have a clear concept of what checks and balances are.

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    35. Re:ACLU is Weasly? by anagama · · Score: 1


      And none of this excuse-making and selective interpretation could ever remotely be described as "weasely"?

      No. Because it isn't excuse making. America was not designed as a Theocracy for a good reason - they are dangerous (look at the middle east ferchrissake). It is hardly "weasely" for the ACLU to avoid taking actions that would encourage theocracy. Rather, it demonstrates a firm adherence to American principles and ideals.

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    36. Re:ACLU is Weasly? by arevos · · Score: 1

      Maybe he meant "MC"?

    37. Re:ACLU is Weasly? by stephenbooth · · Score: 1

      They do defend religeous people who are having their freeedom of faith stepped on (e.g.). One problem that I have noticed, and possibly what you are refering to, is that frequently those who claim to be protecting their religeous freedom and infact denying that same freedom to others (e.g. trying to compel Christian prayers in schools, blocking the building of a Mosque &c). The ACLU protects the freedoms of everyone, not just far right Christians. Unfortunately this means that sometimes they have to protect the rights of those who you might consider criminals. According to the ammendments (4th I think but I don't have my copy of the bill of rights to hand) you cannot be deprived of property, liberty or life without due process, so if the government are trying to deprive someone of their life without due process then the ACLU has to oppose that regardless of any individuals feelings on the criminality or otherwise of that person. As soon as a precedent is set (one way or the other) it can be used to justify future acts and overturn earlier statute or precedent.

      Stephen

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    38. Re:ACLU is Weasly? by IM6100 · · Score: 1

      Something about ramming lawyers down our throats. Propaganda, scare tactics. You know, all that stuff that's 'bad' when it's done by a pastor on Sunday morning, but good when it's done for the 'right cause.'

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    39. Re:ACLU is Weasly? by rco3 · · Score: 1

      Ah. Michael Jordan. Shows you the rock, and then blows past you to the hoop.

      It's a basketball term.

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    40. Re:ACLU is Weasly? by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

      So the UN has complete and total control over the US Military right? Right.

      By the way Clinton did in fact give the order to kill Bin Laden. Its just our agents weren't successful. Before 9/11 no one was going to authorize a huge military operation just to kill one middling terrorist.

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    41. Re: ACLU is Weasly? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > For example, they're always available to help prevent the "establishment" of religion, but they're never around to preserve the "free-exercise" of it.

      You forgot to post links to the examples.

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    42. Re: ACLU is Weasly? by Kohath · · Score: 1

      No I didn't. The answer to "why might someone perceive a thing" doesn't require proof that the perceptions are correct.

    43. Re:ACLU is Weasly? by sheldon · · Score: 1

      And none of this excuse-making and selective interpretation could ever remotely be described as "weasely"?

      What excuse? I was pointing out what the ACLU does and why they do what they do.

    44. Re:ACLU is Weasly? by Kohath · · Score: 1

      Limited resources = excuse. A reasonable one, but an excuse nonetheless.

    45. Re:ACLU is Weasly? by Red+Rocket · · Score: 1


      Most of them interviewed think food comes from the supermarket or farmers need laws to tell them how to maintain their land (even tho they did a damn good job since the 1500's).

      Ever hear of the "Dust Bowl"? Poor soil conservation techniques were fine until the drought came. What about the use of DDT and other chemicals that were found to be causing damage? What about the damage to water resources being caused right now by nitrogen fertilizer runoff. Get your head out of the sand.

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    46. Re:ACLU is Weasly? by Red+Rocket · · Score: 1


      This is Bull Shit! When is the last time the ACLU tried to protect anyones 2nd Amendment rights.

      Well, I think this article will show that you are almost completely full of excriment.

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    47. Re:ACLU is Weasly? by corbettw · · Score: 1

      "Now, Now! The ACLU is doing all it can to protect the Bill of rights."

      Not all of it, they're not. The usually do a good job defending the 1st, 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th, and 8th amendments, generally ignore the 9th (except as it applies to abortion), usually forget about the 10th (states' rights? didn't we fight a war over that one?), and completely ignore the 2nd (when was the last time you saw the ACLU defend the rights of law abiding gun owners?). They also haven't filed any lawsuits under the 3rd, but then when was the last time some soldiers tried to bed down on your futon without your permission?

      So while they do a mostly good job, they need to step up to the plate a little more on Mr. Madison's Amendment No. 2.

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    48. Re:ACLU is Weasly? by DAldredge · · Score: 1

      Did you read the second sentence of my post?

    49. Re:ACLU is Weasly? by corbettw · · Score: 1

      "Did you read the second sentence of my post?"

      No, I didn't. I just quoted you without actually reading it.

      Did you read the fourth or eighth sentances of my post?

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    50. Re:ACLU is Weasly? by Rakarra · · Score: 1
      So while they do a mostly good job, they need to step up to the plate a little more on Mr. Madison's Amendment No. 2.

      They don't need to. Other organizations are willing and able to do the job. Why spread yourself out too thinly?

  7. Hmmmmm by Alystair · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Doesn't it seem interesting that they were are all the stereotypical, most well known weasels?

    1. Re:Hmmmmm by Geek+of+Tech · · Score: 1
      Yes, but at the same time isn't kinda nice to know who is the weaseliest of the already know weasely?

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    2. Re:Hmmmmm by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "Doesn't it seem interesting that they were are all the stereotypical, most well known weasels?"

      Kinda hard for people to vote for choices they don't know.

      Unless, of course, they're using a Diebold voting machine

      <RIMSHOT/>

    3. Re:Hmmmmm by fireboy1919 · · Score: 1

      Is it rather strange that a poll on the subject would show that the most commonly thought of weasely things are weasely?

      I suppose you'd expect things to show up that aren't weasely? Nuns instead of lawyers? FSF instead of Microsoft?

      Opinion polls generally indicate stereotypes, since they point out what people think about things. Its a tautology, really - a stereotype is a generalization of something that people believe is the norm. Opinion polls ask people what the norm is, therefore the result of an opinion poll is a stereotype.

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  8. BITCHES.. ALL OF THEM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    This has nothing to do with anything remotely Slashdot related, but I need to do something before my head explodes...

    As I type this, my roomate and my best friend/recent lover are fucking in the next room over. WHAT THE FUCK. After 10 years of friendship and built-up sexual tension, we finally hooked up and now less than a week later she's banging my roomate. I am so fucking incensed right now I can't think straight. I wouldn't mind if they went to a hotel or otherwise didn't make it known, but she just FUCKING WALKED PAST MY ROOM TOPLESS AND SHUT THE DOOR IN MY FUCKING FACE. How fucking insensitive can you be?!

    This sucks. It's 3AM and I'm telling strangers (GEEK strangers, no less) about my personal problems. I am a big pussy and will most likely not say anything to either one of them so I expect this to go on for a while. Fuck.

    Feeling low? There's someone else out there that's having a worse day than you. Trust me.

    1. Re:BITCHES.. ALL OF THEM by Lxy · · Score: 1

      So let me get this straight.... you had a DATE? With a real girl? You do realize this is Slashdot, right?

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    2. Re:BITCHES.. ALL OF THEM by akedia · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well you can either get a handgun and murder them mid-coitus or you can take pictures and post them here.

      No, wait, do both!

    3. Re:BITCHES.. ALL OF THEM by discogravy · · Score: 1

      and then...lowbrow the memory.

    4. Re:BITCHES.. ALL OF THEM by EinarH · · Score: 1
      a DATE?

      I thought that was just a myth.

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    5. Re:BITCHES.. ALL OF THEM by interociter · · Score: 2, Funny
      You mean you had sex with an actual girl within the last week, and you're complaining about it on Slashdot? For those of us who almost never get our kernels recompiled, forgive me if I'm less than sypathetic.

      On the other hand, you could extract revenge. Go out to the 24-hour drugstore right now and buy a big tube of Kwell. Open it and leave it on the bathroom counter. For the next few weeks, scratch yourself constantly whenever either one of them is around. For bonus points, scream every time you pee. Explain nothing.

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    6. Re:BITCHES.. ALL OF THEM by QueenOfSwords · · Score: 1

      You're a geek, right?

      Webcam. Webserver. Connect the dots.

      PS Feel free to tell them about it later after you pocket your earnings. Via emailed URL. That should warm your heart for a long time.

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    7. Re:BITCHES.. ALL OF THEM by deek · · Score: 1

      This is soooo off-topic, but I had to reply...

      Mr. Anon Coward, you've got much soul searching to do, and some difficult decisions to make. You have to examine what is important to you, and then you have to act on it.

      Is it important for you to be intimate with her? Then you have to fight for her. Tell her what you want, and work it out from there.

      Is it important that you keep your friendship? Then you have to tell her that she can't do this stuff in front of you. Be honest about how her actions make you feel.

      Is it important that you don't get bogged down with this emotional baggage? Then you have to end the friendship, and have nothing to do with her for at least a year or two. And I mean NOTHING! You have to tell her what you're doing, why you're doing it, and ask her not to contact you in any way.

      I'll leave the rest to you. It ain't easy, but the alternative of ignoring things is MUCH worse for you.

      OK, to keep this post slightly on topic, I'll just say that the French govt. is bloody pig-headed and they should have stopped nuclear testing in the pacific way before they actually did.

    8. Re:BITCHES.. ALL OF THEM by mlk · · Score: 1
      God no, date is real. Just type it at your sh prompt.
      mlk@WS-UKP22 ~
      $ date
      Tue Oct 21 04:40:52 GMTDT 2003
      see.
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    9. Re:BITCHES.. ALL OF THEM by synonymous · · Score: 1

      Popcorn my friend. Popcorn.

    10. Re:BITCHES.. ALL OF THEM by motox · · Score: 1

      10 years of friendship... thats the problem man ;)

    11. Re:BITCHES.. ALL OF THEM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Re: BITHCES::ALL OF THEM
      From: Ask A Navy SEAL
      A Colt 10mm will suffice. When they're at the target area again, make a stealthy waterborne amphibious infiltration into the complex. Stealth is key, if you can, try and re-arrange it so there are more shadows. If you can get to a position that's to their sides or from above, even better. Get a professional camera as well. While they're breaking various UN statutes, film it. When they're done, shoot the guy first, then the girl. Sure, the Colt 10mm/.40cal isn't a sniper's rifle, but it's good enough for 30 meter targets or less. And it comes with a higher rate of fire, and target acquisition is easy. Use it on the male and then the female after you've stopped filming. Don't worry about stopping power - the 10mm mushrooms to 70 calibers on impact, leaving a hole big enough to toss a cat through. Prepare an extract through the door, leaving no signs of forced entry. NOTE: Make sure you leave an M118 demolitions charge underneath their bed after you leave, set on 45 minute's time.
      -Navy SEAL

    12. Re:BITCHES.. ALL OF THEM by Hobobo · · Score: 1

      Revenge suggestion: http://www.ifilm.com/filmdetail?ifilmid=2410176

    13. Re:BITCHES.. ALL OF THEM by Wingnut64 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I thought this sounded familiar...

      At least give us an original troll!

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    14. Re:BITCHES.. ALL OF THEM by denks · · Score: 1

      soul searching? intimate? friendship? Emotional baggage? Youre not a guy are you? :)

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    15. Re:BITCHES.. ALL OF THEM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      cool site

      i added a moment of my own, might as well post it here as well:

      Was walking out of a large electronics store having just purchased some stuff. Naturally, they've got this guy whose only job in life is to stop you and compare what's on the receipt to what's in the bag. Screw him, i don't need that shit. I walk past ignoring him.

      Trying to be mister tough guy, he follows me into the parking lot and grabs my arm threatening to call the cops. Well, as luck would have it, a police car was passing by and the commotion drew their attention.

      Cops hear the story and ask to see the receipt.

      "Sure officer, it's right in my wallet...". Reaching for my wallet, my eyes widen as i realize it's gone.
      By now we've drawn a crowd of employees and customers. The cashier confirms i had a wallet a few minutes ago. I'm telling the cops, "...yeah i put the receipt in my wallet, put my wallet in my back pocket, walked out and then got stopped by this guy."
      One of the officers gets an idea and tells the employee to empty his pockets. Guess what he had in his pocket

      The punk ass got fired on the spot and the store manager refunded the money from my purchase so i wouldn't file a complaint against the store. And people thought i was wasting my time learning how to plant a wallet on someone.

    16. Re:BITCHES.. ALL OF THEM by fenix+down · · Score: 1

      Clearly, we've stumbled upon some sort of reflex action here. If you're ever unsure of whether /. is brain-dead or anything, just mention sex and tits. Even if /. is unconsious, you should get 40-50 replies within 10 minutes.

    17. Re:BITCHES.. ALL OF THEM by deek · · Score: 1


      Mate, everyone has emotional baggage, although you sound like yours is stored in your bum bag. :)

      Not that my post matters anyway. Looks like I was suckered in to replying to a fake post.

      Again, in a vain attempt to keep on-topic ... the weaseliest profession for me is a lawyer. I've met politicians whom I can respect, but I've never met a lawyer who deserves it.

    18. Re:BITCHES.. ALL OF THEM by denks · · Score: 1

      Everyone has emotional baggage, mine was just stolen by me ex :)

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    19. Re:BITCHES.. ALL OF THEM by PoorLenore · · Score: 1

      I know that my Slashdot experience is regularly ruined by the misogynistic comments of its readers, but this takes the prize. What is even worse, what really finishes it off, is that it gets scored "4: Funny". Funny? How can people so smart when it comes to matters technical be so mind-numbingly stupid when the wider world comes into play?

  9. Headline from the Zoo: by Eberlin · · Score: 5, Funny

    Weasels in local zoos began protesting after slanderous survey compared them to the likes of Microsoft, GW-Bush, and the RIAA.

    One outraged animal was quoted as saying "enough's enough, man! We've been portrayed negatively throughout history but this is pretty low."

    1. Re:Headline from the Zoo: by bersl2 · · Score: 1

      What about the /. headline: Dilbert Readers Rat Out Some Weasels

      That's unfair to the rats.

      I thought it was common knowledge that it's the squirrels that we have to worry about...

    2. Re:Headline from the Zoo: by pileated · · Score: 1

      Well weasels may or may not be weaselly (which of course has no relation to the unixy and linuxy conversation of earlier today) but there's sure no doubt that squirrels are without a doubt the squirreliest creatures around.

    3. Re:Headline from the Zoo: by macdaddy357 · · Score: 1
      No matter what kind of animal you compare the RIAA to, don't give them any of your money. Don't buy CDs.

      Personally, I compare them to parasites like leeches. They exist solely to rip off kids, the ones who make music, and the ones who listen to it. If that's not a parasite, what is?

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    4. Re:Headline from the Zoo: by Elbow+Macaroni · · Score: 1

      I don't see why people don't just mp3.com myself.

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    5. Re:Headline from the Zoo: by Rotten168 · · Score: 1

      ... and the weasels immediately complained that the french smelled.

    6. Re:Headline from the Zoo: by EvilAlien · · Score: 1

      The image of Lars "Has-been" Ulrich springs to mind... he's like a tick on the RIAA.

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    7. Re:Headline from the Zoo: by DrHyde · · Score: 1
      Weasels in local zoos began protesting after slanderous survey compared them to the likes of Microsoft, GW-Bush, and the RIAA.

      And the ACLU took up their case?

  10. At last... by lurker412 · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...election results that I can finally feel good about. I live in California and I had been wondering why I always thought democracy was a good idea.

    1. Re:At last... by Safety+Cap · · Score: 1

      Then someone messed up and made him President...

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    2. Re:At last... by Iffy+Bonzoolie · · Score: 1

      I think they are talking about Arnold...

      -If

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  11. DNRC by _J_ · · Score: 1


    It would be interesting to find out how many /.'ers are DNRC members. Maybe a poll?

    oh yeah, and Bwahahahahahahahahaa :)

  12. List looks about right to me. by Sevn · · Score: 1

    But then I'm neither a republican or democrat. I find it interesting that Dubya won his category. I had no idea public opinion of him was so low.

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    1. Re:List looks about right to me. by Have+Blue · · Score: 1

      35,000 Internet users isn't exactly public opinion. That's 4 orders of magnitude less than the population of the US.

      Bush's job approval rating is currently 52%.

    2. Re:List looks about right to me. by TiMac · · Score: 1
      But then again one can approve of something while still thinking it to be among the weaseliest of all. In the case of Dubya, he might be a weasel, but a weasel doing his job well.

      Maybe. I'm neutral.

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    3. Re:List looks about right to me. by Sevn · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well lets see, if 35,000 internet users isn't significant, then I guess the 921 likely voters with the Zogby International America Poll that gave him a 49 percent approval rating, or the 900 registered voters in the Fox poll that gave him a 52 percent approval rating, or the 1000 people in the ABC News and Washington Post polls that gave him a 53 percent approval rating matter even less? Funny you should pick the Fox numbers. That's very telling. Feel stupid yet?

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    4. Re: List looks about right to me. by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > I find it interesting that Dubya won his category. I had no idea public opinion of him was so low.

      I think PO is actually split approximately evenly (+/-).

      Presumably Dilbert readers aren't a cross-section of US political demographics.

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    5. Re:List looks about right to me. by Micah · · Score: 1

      That is of course silly. Sample size doesn't have much to do with scientific poll accuracy. In an open internet poll, you can easily get hordes of "voters" who want to express their opinion, and their opinion is usually fairly homogenious compared to the population as a whole. Zogby and other pollsters CHOOSE the people to ask.

    6. Re:List looks about right to me. by Sevn · · Score: 1

      35,000 Internet users isn't exactly public opinion. That's 4 orders of magnitude less than the population of the US.

      That was the point made. That was the point I shot down fairly easily. I said nothing about accuracy. Read much? :)

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    7. Re:List looks about right to me. by damiam · · Score: 1

      35000 random internet users might be significant, but 35000 Dilbert.com readers aren't, because Dilbert readers are not a representative sample of the US population.

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    8. Re:List looks about right to me. by Sevn · · Score: 1

      And I completely agree with you. The point that was attempted to be made was this:

      35,000 Internet users isn't exactly public opinion. That's 4 orders of magnitude less than the population of the US.

      Which I promptly laid waste to. That doesn't change the fact that I'm still actually shocked that Dubya won his category for this silly poll. I didn't actually think people would vote him "weasily" with so many other better choices in my opinion.

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    9. Re:List looks about right to me. by Sevn · · Score: 1

      And I completely agree with you. That's not the point I was making.

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    10. Re:List looks about right to me. by placeclicker · · Score: 1

      This is hardly public opinion. The general public does not vote on Dilbert Polls...

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    11. Re:List looks about right to me. by Doomdark · · Score: 1
      I had no idea public opinion of him was so low.

      I hate to say this (must be first time I've ever defended that airhead I reckon), but I doubt voting rate for this particular competition is anywhere near presidential election voting rate. So, chances are more people voted Nader in that race than Dubya in this one.

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    12. Re: List looks about right to me. by veddermatic · · Score: 1

      No they aren't Dilbert reads generally have a brain between their ears.

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    13. Re:List looks about right to me. by salimma · · Score: 1
      I didn't actually think people would vote him "weasily" with so many other better choices in my opinion.

      Yes, the fact that Karl Rove did not even make it to the top list is a reflection on how successfully weasely he is :)
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    14. Re: List looks about right to me. by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > Bush's job approval rating is currently 52%.

      Is that the raw score of the Diebold score?

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    15. Re:List looks about right to me. by Kohath · · Score: 1

      Look at the list again. Everyone else in it is a complete lightweight in comparison. It's George Bush, some people you never heard of, some people no one cares about one way or the other, and Jack Grubman. Bush has enemys. Those other guys aren't important enough to register.

      Put Madonna, Micheal Jackson, Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton, Al Gore, Joe Isuzu, Ken Starr, Dan Rather, and Newt Gingrich in there and see what you get.

    16. Re: List looks about right to me. by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > He can't tell the truth for 5 minutes at a time.

      He's the perfect guide to truth... just take whatever he says and invert it.

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    17. Re:List looks about right to me. by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      Bush's job approval rating is currently 52%.

      That means that we think he's doing an acceptable job--not that we are don't think he's a weasel, or that we won't elect someone totally different.

      I mean, he's president. If that's not a job for a weasel, then we've been electing the wrong guy for at least 20 years.

    18. Re:List looks about right to me. by Sevn · · Score: 1

      I agree, but some things are interesting about this non-scientific poll....

      The democratic party got a lot more weasel votes than the republican party.

      The ACLU got voted on at all. They are traditionally loved by the democrats and THEY got more votes than the republican party.

      The NYT, a fairly liberal rag, was the only newspaper in it's category.

      Michael Moore, who is adored by democrats, got second place above a lot of other candidates.

      In my not so scientific view of the numbers, it doesn't look to be heavily slanted either way. It just looks like a lot of republicans and democrats think Dubya is weasily.

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    19. Re: List looks about right to me. by IM6100 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Dilbert is so old and tired, I can't help but feel that anybody who still follows that strip could spend their time in a better way.

      I used to have a boss who was into Dilbert and she had her cube all decked out with the Dilbert saying, slogans, and novelties. Know how that makes you feel? You start to feel like 'Dilbert' is a convenient scapegoat, to encourage compacency and cynicism. Sort of a 'grin and bear it' thing, when we really shouldn't necessarily just grin and bear it.

      The 'Dilbert' attitude is corrosive and cynical. We're capable of so much more. Scott Adam's jokes are all old tired cliches by this point in time.

      But he's still got money to make in the franchise.

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    20. Re:List looks about right to me. by Rallion · · Score: 1

      Only 20 years, eh?

    21. Re:List looks about right to me. by Jeremi · · Score: 1
      The ACLU got voted on at all. They are traditionally loved by the democrats and THEY got more votes than the republican party


      The inclusion of the ACLU surprised me also. Maybe I have the definition of "weasel" wrong? (seems unlikely since I'm half-way through Adam's book) AFAIK it means someone who practices "situational ethics", i.e. tries to project an image of ethical behaviour but has no compuction about breaking his own rules if he thinks he can get away with it.


      Now you may love the ACLU or you may hate it, but it's hard to find an organization that more consistently sticks by its ethical code through thick and thin. Their sole purpose is to defend civil liberties, and they defend them devoutly, whether the party whose rights are being abused is popular or not. I don't see anything weaselly about that... weaselly would be defending civil rights only when doing so was non-controversial (i.e. only when the client was seen as a "good guy").

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    22. Re:List looks about right to me. by Detritus · · Score: 1
      The ACLU defends all of the constitution, well, except for the second amendment, and state's rights, and the rights of unborn children, and anything else that conflicts with their beliefs.

      I'm a long-time ACLU (and NRA) member. The ACLU does some good work but they are not exactly consistent in what parts of the constitution they support. Too many of the leaders and members are liberal Democrats.

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    23. Re:List looks about right to me. by Have+Blue · · Score: 1

      The operative word there is "Internet". As Micah pointed out, Internet polls do not provide useful results, period.

    24. Re:List looks about right to me. by numark · · Score: 1

      The ACLU doesn't defend the second amendment, state's rights, and pro-life interests because these areas are already well covered under other organizations. You can't expect the ACLU to go fighting for every single issue in the Constitution; they have a limited number of funds, time, and lawyers. They fight in the areas that they consider to be most worthy and least redundant. Sometimes I think it's just easier for people to bash the ACLU because they tend to hold views that are unpopular, yet are generally at least semi-consistent with the Constitution.

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    25. Re:List looks about right to me. by Bull999999 · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that you can "vote" more than once.

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    26. Re:List looks about right to me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      49,52 and 53 seems about right.

      Sample size means nothing.

      on slashdot his approval rating is low, in the democratic party too, but these organisations aren't representative.

      remember Gallup?
      in his day the poll'ers would ask as much middle-class white people on who they would vote on election day, but the polls were always way off.

      Gallup then asked a much smaller amount of people for their preferred candidate, but he tried to let his sample reflect the voters.
      So not just middle-class white people, but also poor white people, minorities, women and so on.

      And his poll was much more accurate, with a smaller sample size.

      now then, modern media like Fox, Washington post and so on use this method.
      Dilbert doesn't.

      Who do you think more accurately reflects public opinion?

    27. Re:List looks about right to me. by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      I figure that Carter wasn't so much "weasely" as "overly idealistic but ineffective." Sort of like Dilbert, if Dilbert were to be elected president and wear a sweater.

    28. Re:List looks about right to me. by Doomdark · · Score: 1
      Well lets see, if 35,000 internet users isn't significant, then I guess the 921 likely voters with the Zogby International America Poll that gave him a 49 percent approval rating, or the

      Hmmh. But isn't that a small but clear improvement over his approval rating during last elections? :-)

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  13. Contradictory by phorm · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Indeed, how can they label Bush as a known weasel, thus indicating his "war on terrorism" is at least in great part a sham, and still bash the french?

    I'm assuming that it's a statement apart from current war-related issues, since the french were often bashed before anyhow.

    1. Re:Contradictory by Madsci · · Score: 1, Insightful

      This is exactly the reason why direct democracy (hehem, California) never works. Voters want lower taxes, more spending, and less debt, and will vote for those things no matter how contradictory they appear to be. In this case, we voters have equal contempt for GWB and the French and we refuse acknowledge any discrpancy in the fact that they both suck balls. So shove it, we say.

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    2. Re:Contradictory by cperciva · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well, the USA came in close second on the "weasely countries" list; I imagine that Jacques Chirac would have garnered more votes if many Americans had been able to recognize his name.

    3. Re:Contradictory by deviator · · Score: 2, Funny

      it shows that this is an objective, non-biased, politically neutral survey free from outside influence.

      I tend to agree with _all_ of the results.

    4. Re:Contradictory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Voters want lower taxes, more spending, and less debt, and will vote for those things no matter how contradictory they appear to be.

      I couldn't resist.

      GW Bush's and the R's actions right now: Lower taxes, more spending, and Republicans accusing Democrats for any debt.

      Students of Reagan?

    5. Re:Contradictory by de+Selby · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      "how can they label Bush as a known weasel, thus indicating his "war on terrorism" is at least in great part a sham, and still bash the french?"

      Simple:

      The war is a good idea, but for human rights -- not any threat Saddam may or may not have been to us. And anything Bush made up or got wrong doesn't change that.

      The French, taking an annoyingly self-gratifying position, opposed the whole war just because they opposed Bush. Around these parts, that's called asshat.

    6. Re:Contradictory by de+Selby · · Score: 1

      Wow. A survey with results from both the liberal side and conservative side...

      'must be that liberal hypocrisy.

      Yeah.

    7. Re:Contradictory by Peyna · · Score: 1
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    8. Re:Contradictory by de+Selby · · Score: 1

      That's what I've always said about Democrats: at least they're tax & spend. ;)

    9. Re:Contradictory by pipingguy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, the USA came in close second on the "weasely countries" list; I imagine that Jacques Chirac would have garnered more votes if many Americans had been able to recognize his name.

      This is because most Americans think "Blaque Jacques Shellac" when they hear the French leader's name. Blaque Jacques doesn't have nearly enough web presence. Bugs Bunny rules!

    10. Re:Contradictory by jpu8086 · · Score: 3, Funny

      California doesn't have a direct democracy. No form of state gov't follows a direct democracy in the United States. We are republic. Both at the federal level and state level. So it's not entirely that bad.

      However, the recall was direct. And, that truly is sad.

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    11. Re:Contradictory by de+Selby · · Score: 1

      You live somewhere in the middle of the US?
      Right next to Canada.

      Maybe a farmer or work in a union shop?
      College student. Computer Science.

      You think the the 9/11 terrorists were Iragi and/or Afghani?
      Mostly Soudi. I was one of first to get people on that.

      You're not worried about N Korea, because you figure George Bush will get them next?
      I am worried about N. Korea and I don't trust Bush. Voted Gore in election, McCain in primary.

      "Around these parts" ... ? Fucking inbred
      How about playful with language. /insert something about assuming

    12. Re:Contradictory by marko123 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Very amusing that not many around here talk about WHY the french actually took their position.

      Namely, they have strong trade links with Iraq (so does Russia) and the middle east, and knew that the US where going to destroy the country and rebuild it with their own corporations and chosen leaders, thus winning trade.

      Australia used to have strong trade links, as well ($800mil/year wheat). I think our leader knew that even if he couldn't continue to trade with Iraq, he hoped to get better agricultural trade concessions with the states (he didn't read enough history books). Now, we can't even sell a sheep in Saudi Arabia (let alone 50000), even though the quality of our meat is quite good.

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    13. Re:Contradictory by de+Selby · · Score: 1

      I think you can add to that a psychological need of France's to be the leader of Europe and popular anti-Americanism (or anti-perceived US unilateralism/hegemony/empire) that always trumps anti-anything else.

    14. Re:Contradictory by de+Selby · · Score: 1

      I say "around these parts" just once and all-of-a-goshdarned-sudden, I have TWO accusations of being inbred!

      It's phrases like these that tell you everything about a man. When I discovered them, I fell in love--I could judge something with a glance.

    15. Re:Contradictory by Uncle+Dick · · Score: 1

      Indeed, how can they label Bush as a known weasel, thus indicating his "war on terrorism" is at least in great part a sham, and still bash the french?

      Because Bush is a figure on whom liberals can focus their hatred. If you add up all of the "left-leaning" figures on the list (not counting Arafat), the total is approximately 11,000, not too far away from Bush's 14,000, but since there's no clear leader among liberal political figures, the vote is split.

      Liberals have difficulty unifying behind an "anti-United States" position but Conservatives have no problem focusing their ire on the French. Thus, France is weaseliest. If a Democrat was president and there was no clear unifying Republican figure, you can bet the president would still find himself (or herself) at the top of the list.

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    16. Re:Contradictory by God!+Awful+2 · · Score: 1

      It's a survey of thousands of people. Did you consider that maybe different people voted for Dubya than those who voted for France?

      -a

    17. Re:Contradictory by xutopia · · Score: 3, Insightful
      "Namely, they (the French)have strong trade links with Iraq". Who didn't? Certainly not the US! I'll recall that outside of the US we have seen video recordings of Donald Rumsfeld shaking hands with Saddam Hussein before sitting down to discuss "business".

      Is this compromising for the US? NO! Why should it be for the French?

    18. Re:Contradictory by Tonytheloony · · Score: 1

      Aww come on, please stop this trade link myth. With the US sanctions there were no trade link. End of story.

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    19. Re: Contradictory by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2, Insightful


      > The war is a good idea, but for human rights -- not any threat Saddam may or may not have been to us.

      a) are the Iraqis (in general) actually any better off now than they were under Saddam?

      b) will they be better off than they were under Saddam a year after the US occupation ends?

      c) does the same justification apply to Libera, the Congo, the USA, etc?

      I do pity the Iraqis who suffered under Saddam and his cronies, but I fear we've done them a great harm under a false pretext. After they've suffered a US invasion, a resistance movement to the US occupation, and a civil war when ever the US finally pulls out, do you really suppose they'll be sending us a thank-you note?

      > The French, taking an annoyingly self-gratifying position, opposed the whole war just because they opposed Bush. Around these parts, that's called asshat.

      Maybe they, like lots of Americans, just opposed the war because they thought Bush was being the asshat?

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    20. Re:Contradictory by Enoch+Root · · Score: 1

      I would even go so far as to say that standing up to the United States, the most powerful country in the world, is quite an un-weaselish thing to do.

    21. Re: Contradictory by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > But there was. France and Russia had trade agreements that were suspended until the sanctions were lifted. That's why they were opposed to removing Saddam, they were afraid (and they should be) that the new Iraqi regime would refuse to honor any agreement made by Saddam's old (illegitimate) regime.

      And that's why the USA is so hell-bent on controlling the puppet strings, even at the political cost of going it without international support. (Notice that if any of the stated reasons for the regime change were the actual reasons for the regime change, there wouldn't be the slightest reason not to turn the whole darn clusterfuck over to the UN right now.)

      IOW, it was an act of economic imperialism, pure and simple. French and Russian companies had the oil contracts, a lot of people died, and now US companies have the oil contracts. God bless the USA! Hope you bought shares in the right companies!

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    22. Re:Contradictory by SQL+Error · · Score: 1

      No, not the US. The French, yes, the Russians, certainly. Not the US.

    23. Re:Contradictory by de+Selby · · Score: 1

      Yes, leader of Europe == opposite of America.

      You made this connection how?

      PS. Wake the fuck up.

      Can I accuse you of pulling a straw man out of your ass?--or is it cliche?

    24. Re:Contradictory by de+Selby · · Score: 1

      Yeah yeah. Saudi. I often spell Iran with a P. (And you missed my missing "the".)

      Except the media in the rest of the world, which was reporting that they were Saudi within a couple of hours of the event.

      I don't know exactly how long it took the US news, but it wasn't days and they did report it many many times. Like I said, I tried to remind people they were Saudi--not Iraqi--even before it bacame "the thing to do."

      Of course, the White House wasn't helping at all with that...

    25. Re: Contradictory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      (a) Yes. Maybe you don't understand the true extent of cruelty and repression under Saddam's regime just 'cause it wasn't publicized in the media that you read. What was done to the Iraqis (and Iraq) under Saddam's regime is truely horrific. Many of the stories I've heard would make people throw up if they witnessed it. We're talking about truely disgusting stories of repression, human mutilation and torture. Even anarchy probably would be better.

      (b) Yes. See above.

      (c) Yes. But it's not practical from the US' point of view to spend hundreds of billions of dollars to remove some crackpot dictator unless the US feels threatened. So people in the Congo etc. will continue to suffer just because their leader hasn't managed to piss off/scare Bush and the US DoD as much as Saddam did. Just because it's not practical to implement the same solution in all similar cases, does not imply that Saddam didn't deserve what he got, nor that Iraq won't be a better place.

      Most people speaking loudly about the war have never been to Iraq, or known or listened to anyone who actually lived through Saddam's regime.

      So what's done is done, and if you don't agree with the "official" justification, that's fine. But don't spread mistruths about how the US is making Iraq a worse place than it once was. The number of people dying from violence or poor infrastructure at the moment dwarfs the death toll from Saddam's regime by a factor of thousands. The US could do a better job, but it's not as bad as it was.

    26. Re:Contradictory by Gumshoe · · Score: 1
      Hussein put himself in power long before we got involved.


      You're knowledge of history is limited. Here's a pretty good article on the circumstances of Hussein's rise to power.
    27. Re:Contradictory by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
      You think the the 9/11 terrorists were Iragi and/or Afghani?

      Mostly Soudi. I was one of first to get people on that.

      And there you can see the reason for the war. The US wants to switch dependance on middle east oil away from Saudi to Iraq. The only way to do it was to topple Saddam. The rest was just lies and deliberate misdirection to get the public on side.

      Thanks for falling for it. You must make Hermann Goering proud. His propaganda teachings have filtered through to new generations.

      (of course, Godwin must be proud of my post as well)

    28. Re:Contradictory by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
      strong trade links with Iraq". Who didn't? Certainly not the US!

      Historically, if the US doesn't enjoy good trade links with a Middle Eastern country (or South American), the US endevours to topple the government and replace it with a more US friendly one.

      Just ask Saudi Arabia, Iran or even Saddam. All of the existing (and former in the case of Iraq) leaderships were aided to power by the US because the former governments weren't forthcoming to US business.

    29. Re: Contradictory by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
      Maybe you don't understand the true extent of cruelty and repression under Saddam's regime just 'cause it wasn't publicized in the media that you read.

      Woopie fucking do. There are worse than him out there, yet you don't see the US trying to topple them. Provided you are good to US business, your dictatorship is safe. The US will even sell you weapons and station troops to defend your barbaric regime.

      Or, has the history of Saudi Arabia escaped your selective historical memory?

    30. Re:Contradictory by Sique · · Score: 1

      Should we have let Iran win? Or just fight them ourselves so we don't have to give Iraq weapons?

      No, you couldn't. The iranian revolution put an end to the Shah's regime, which was installed by the U.S., after the democratically elected gouvernment of Mowadeq was toppled in 1956, because it opposed U.S. interests in the Middle East.

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    31. Re:Contradictory by Skye16 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Problem is, while revenues go up, spending goes through the roof. Most of it spent on the Defense budget. And for all the missiles and planes and nukes we have, how did that protect us in any way from the happenings of 9/11? How will having the best armed forces in the world save us from a dirty bomb smuggled in in the back of a Volvo? Maybe spending 300 billion a year on building new and improved weapons isn't the right course. Maybe more training for our current police officers. Maybe more police in general. Maybe more firemen and paramedics. And maybe we should be spending a bunch of that money on whole hell of a lot of international PR. Maybe we should take a page from the corporate playbook and start winning countries over with words, not ridiculous macho catch phrases and the stereotypical jock-bully approach. Maybe.

      Just a thought.

      Besides, numbers rarely mean anything in and of themselves. I'm sure for every fact and figure you find to prove your point (or disprove someone elses), more facts and figures can be used to illustrate your adversary's point and disprove your own.

    32. Re: Contradictory by TopShelf · · Score: 1

      There are worse than him out there, yet you don't see the US trying to topple them.

      That sounds like a proposal to wage more wars like this one, not less. And as far as the rest of your post goes, the US is now different than any other nation on Earth (unfortunately), focused more on short-term regional alliances than long-term geopolitical strategy.

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    33. Re:Contradictory by Skye16 · · Score: 1

      No, but it does sound painful.

    34. Re:Contradictory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Some numbers speak for themselves.

    35. Re: Contradictory by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
      There are worse than him out there, yet you don't see the US trying to topple them.

      That sounds like a proposal to wage more wars like this one, not less.

      No, it's pointing out that the war was built on a lie, one of the oldest in the book. Read this classic quote to see where I'm coming from.

    36. Re:Contradictory by hawkestein · · Score: 1

      Just ask Saudi Arabia, Iran or even Saddam. All of the existing (and former in the case of Iraq) leaderships were aided to power by the US because the former governments weren't forthcoming to US business.

      Are you claiming that the current Iranian government was aided to power by the U.S.? I'm no history major, but I'm pretty sure the current Iranian government came into power through a revolution against the previous government that was aided to power by the U.S.

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    37. Re:Contradictory by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
      Are you claiming that the current Iranian government was aided to power by the U.S.?

      My mistake, didn't get the point across very well. It was the Shah that the US helped to power in 1953. That government is long gone.

      There is a good timeline of it all here. This is the relevant extract:

      1953 - U.S.-backed coup ousts Mossadeq; reinstates shah

      At the height of the Cold War, the Eisenhower administration approves a joint British-American operation to overthrow Mossadeq, worried that his nationalist aspirations will lead to an eventual communist takeover. The operation is code-named Operation Ajax. At first, the military coup seems to fail, and the shah flees the country. After widespread rioting -- and with help from the CIA and British intelligence services -- Mossadeq is defeated and the shah returns to power, ensuring support for Western oil interests and snuffing the threat of communist expansion. General Fazlollah Zahedi, who led the military coup, becomes prime minister.

      It's scary that oil was a motive back then. But, war and international politics has always been about access to resources. Anything else was only propaganda to further the attempts to get that access.

    38. Re:Contradictory by Skye16 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, according to what I could find on Google (on an admittedly non-intensive search), Bush asked for 399 billion for 2004's federal budget. If you are right (and I have no reason to doubt you) and our budget is currently nearing 2.2 trillion dollars, we're still looking at spending almost 1/4 of our budget on new bombs, planes and all sorts of neato stuff (which probably have no chance of helping us during a terrorist attack, which is the sore point - at least to me). And all of this isn't even counting the cost of the war in Iraq.

      I'm not really trying to say anyone is right or wrong, here. If I knew "the answer", I wouldn't be wasting my time posting on Slashdot - I'd be trying to fix it. But the truth is, I don't know and neither does anyone else, for that matter. But it does strike me as odd that we're currently "at war" against "terrorism" (and who knows what that even means anymore? It seems to be changed to fit anything we don't like anymore...) and we're spending next-to-nothing on defending ourselves. Everyone claims that "this isn't like a normal war" - and I agree - but if that's so, why are we trying to fight it as if it were one? I don't think a new and improved bunker buster is going to kill fanatical ideas anymore than I think I have a chance of becoming president someday.

      Source of my Defense Budget Figure: http://www.govexec.com/dailyfed/0203/020303cd2.htm

    39. Re:Contradictory by crawling_chaos · · Score: 1
      Give it up. If we are going to rehearse all of the various political crimes committed over the history of a nation as reasons for non-action, then no European nation should be involved in any action, whether it be trade or military, outside of their borders. It should take a few more centuries to pay off the karmic burdens of colonialism and institutionalized genocide.

      No one's past is clean. It's what we do with our present that counts. "But so and so did such and such first!" is a playground level of argument.

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      You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are.
      -- Colonel Adolphus Busch
    40. Re:Contradictory by salesgeek · · Score: 1

      how can they label Bush as a known weasel, thus indicating his "war on terrorism" is at least in great part a sham, and still bash the french?

      Could it be that they both are weasels?
      The French benefit from a history of weaselness.

      --
      -- $G
    41. Re:Contradictory by SubtleNuance · · Score: 1

      That's what I've always said about Democrats: at least they're tax & spend. ;)


      as opposed to Spend and Borrow Republicans with the Biggest Federal Defecit in the History of the USA?

    42. Re:Contradictory by timeOday · · Score: 1
      Indeed, how can they label Bush as a known weasel, thus indicating his "war on terrorism" is at least in great part a sham, and still bash the french?
      Duh, that's like asking how Rush Limbah and Al Sharpton can both be wrong at the same time.

      The US and France both fought cynically to discredit each other and further their own interests in the world. Both lost, given that France's financial interests in Iraq are wiped out, but the world did not rally around the US, leaving us to go it alone and damaging our international stature while plunging us so deep into debt there's no real plan to resurface.

    43. Re:Contradictory by chefren · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is nothing compared to the psychological need of the US to be the leader of the world. Perhaps this is why anti-Americanism (some call it evil) exists in the first place.

    44. Re:Contradictory by theLOUDroom · · Score: 1

      Indeed, how can they label Bush as a known weasel, thus indicating his "war on terrorism" is at least in great part a sham, and still bash the french?

      Are we just going to ignore France's oil interests in Iraq? They had the most to gain from keeping Saddam in power and getting the UN santions lifted.

      Profiting from that monster staying in power? Sounds pretty weasel-like to me.

      Did ya ever think that maybe both were labeled as weasels because they were BOTH acting with ulterior motives? It's possible for two people to get in argument and have them both be wrong.

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      Life is too short to proofread.
    45. Re: Contradictory by GooberToo · · Score: 1

      You really are far, far, off base. The poster, more than likely, does not set US policy. Just the same, I think he did factually and accurately answer the questions that were put forward. Answering those questions has zero to do with your ramblings.

      Iraq is far better now than it was before the war. Better yet, this time next year they will be far, far better off than they are now. Additionally, they can more than likely expect the same trend to continue for years to come. For the first time in decades, Iraq's people truely has a future to look forward to. Remember, it was Sadam that was refusing to update and maintain Iraq. Many of the failures in the country that occurred during the war, was NOT from US bombing but rather, from very old equipment that was failing rapidly and people that did not show up to maintain it. The US is pledging significant funds to modernize it. Granted, that is a scam for the President's friends, but it doesn't change what's being done to rebuild the dilapidated country.

      The biggest danger than Iraqies have right now is from the terrorists that run around their country right now. Most of which are from Syria and Iran. Heavily slanted toward Syria, which is exactly why the US has been thumbing their finger at them lately.

      Or, has the history of Saudi Arabia escaped your selective historical memory?

      Simple fact is, historically, we needed a foot in the door in that region of the world. We have shared interests over there and our presence does help create stability. Does that mean we endorce what goes on in Saudi? Contrary to your assertion, of course we don't. Nonetheless, we've had to pick the lessor of two evils. Traditionally, that has been Saudi. The government's anti-US position over the last decades has not been helping us.

      If the US can educate and politically convert Iraq into a Pro-US country which respects human rights, I have no doubt that you'll see more flexing toward Saudi in the future. This is why it's called politics and why, generally speaking, people that see and deal with the world in a strictly black-n-white manner, have no business as politicians or world leaders. At some point in time, you have to look for the greater good. In this case, their job is to look for the greater good of our country. That's what they are paid to do. That's what's expected. Generally speaking, historically, that's what they've done.

      Many of these middle eastern countries get very, very angry at the US for not having a single, stamped in stone, closed minded, iron-fisted foreign policy. What they fail to recognize is, if we were that narrow minded and stupid, most of those countries would of been nuked into embers decades ago.

    46. Re:Contradictory by IndependentVik · · Score: 2, Informative

      I am willing to sacrifice things like welfare, social security . . .

      It's not exactly sacrifice on your part if you aren't currently using either of those two programs (which I assume you aren't, since you're willing to see them cut).

      --
      I'd suggest you don't use Slashdot as your only news source, or you will suffer permanent brain damage.
    47. Re: Contradictory by GooberToo · · Score: 1

      That would be because the countries over there are forcing a shift. Even Saudi is greatly anti-America and has been growing more so for several decades. They unofficially indoctrinate their children that American's are evil and bad. With such a religion that easily lends it self to corruption and loud whispers in their ears, it's easy to see that our "long-term geopolitical strategy" was failing. And short of turning our backs on Israel, there really isn't a lot we could do. Of course, I welcome comments to contrary if your more learned on that facet that I.

      If you look at what's being done, this war is actually creating a new window for a new long-term geopolitical strategy, while at the same time, creating a new oil supply, removing a horrible and cruel leader, modernizing a country, and creating a significant future for a whole country.

    48. Re:Contradictory by Daniel · · Score: 1

      Wrong, some voters want lower taxes, some voters want more spending.

      Yes, that's the problem. The voters (plural) can want mutually contradictory things, even if no individual voter wants them. This is probably what happened in California, although there may also be some confused individuals who think they can have their cake and eat it too. (I'm hypothesizing: does anyone know if there are any facts that indicate what individuals voted for on the various initiatives?)

      Lowering taxes and spending more isn't contradictory if you're willing to go into debt. Spending more and decreasing the debt is not contradictory, if you're willing to raise taxes. Lowering taxes and decreasing the debt is not contradictory, if you're willing to decrease spending.

      However, if 1/3 of the populace desires each combination of two choices, you end up with all three options selected (by a 2:1 majority, even).

      Daniel

      --
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    49. Re: Contradictory by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > Iraq is far better now than it was before the war.

      What is your unit of measurement, and what are the actual numbers?

      > Better yet, this time next year they will be far, far better off than they are now.

      What is the basis for that assertion?

      > Additionally, they can more than likely expect the same trend to continue for years to come.

      What is the basis for that assertion?

      > For the first time in decades, Iraq's people truely has a future to look forward to.

      What is the basis for that assertion?

      > Remember, it was Sadam that was refusing to update and maintain Iraq.

      Yeah, the same wilful neglect that kept him from rebuilding his army after 1991.

      > The US is pledging significant funds to modernize it. Granted, that is a scam for the President's friends, but it doesn't change what's being done to rebuild the dilapidated country.

      What is being done for them?

      How much of that money will end up in US stockholders' pockets instead of in improvements to Iraqi infrastructure?

      > The biggest danger than Iraqies have right now is from the terrorists that run around their country right now.

      For most of them, the most immediate threat is getting shot or hauled off to interminable imprisonment by the Americans. Over the medim term, the biggest threat is the pending civil war between Baathists trying to rebuild their regime and Shiite religious extremists trying to build an Iranian-style theocracy.

      > Most of which are from Syria and Iran. Heavily slanted toward Syria, which is exactly why the US has been thumbing their finger at them lately.

      And your evidence for that claim is...?

      > Simple fact is, historically, we needed a foot in the door in that region of the world.

      "Needed"? In fact it's our decades of callous meddling in the region that has brought out the violent anti-American movement now endemic throughout the region. What we needed was to bug out and let them get along with their lives.

      > If the US can educate and politically convert Iraq into a Pro-US country which respects human rights

      Yeah, I suppose if we kill enough of them they'll be our friends and start supporting the values that we ourselves are progressively discarding...

      > This is why it's called politics and why, generally speaking, people that see and deal with the world in a strictly black-n-white manner, have no business as politicians or world leaders.

      Yes, exactly why Bush, Rumsfeld, and Wolfowitz need to be voted out of Washington post haste.

      > At some point in time, you have to look for the greater good. In this case, their job is to look for the greater good of our country.

      But for some reason they're looking out for the greater good of the biggest corporations.

      > That's what they are paid to do. That's what's expected.

      By the lobbyists...

      > Generally speaking, historically, that's what they've done.

      Oh, wait - I thought you were serious!

      > Many of these middle eastern countries get very, very angry at the US for not having a single, stamped in stone, closed minded, iron-fisted foreign policy.

      No, they get angry because for several generations we've been walking all over them for the benefit of Israel and the oil barons.

      > What they fail to recognize is, if we were that narrow minded and stupid, most of those countries would of been nuked into embers decades ago.

      No, if we were that narrow-minded and stupid we'd have been doing exactly what we have been doing. We've done ourselves incalculable harm by our narrow-minded and stupid short-term self interest.

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      Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
    50. Re:Contradictory by GooberToo · · Score: 1

      Because after UN sanctions where placed on Iraq, France and Russia were still giving and selling dual-use and military goods to the contrary. Basically, both Russia and France, along with some middle eastern neighbors, became Iraq's weapon and technology smugglers. Russia sold GPS jammers, which were deployed in hopes that they would cause GPS bomb misses which, in turn, would hopefully create more anti-american sentiment. Pretty dang scummy for Russia to do. Likewise, France sold night vision gear, shoulder launched AAA-missiles (as did Russia), and other prohibited goods.

      Slam the US all you want, just come back to reality when you're done and realize that France and Russia were far, far, far worse on the scum-o-meter. The **primary** reasons, in fact, once could argue the sole reasons, France and Russia did not want war with Iraq is because they both feared that Iraq would be relieved of the huge debt that Iraq owes both countries. Following a war, a significant share, if not all outstanding debt is often forgiven by all parties that participate in a war so as to allow the country to rebuild. See a pattern here?

      Long story short, France is scum. You've been fooled and poised to be laughed at if you really believe that France can justly sit on a high morale pedestal.

    51. Re: Contradictory by GooberToo · · Score: 1

      Wow! What a troll. I can only hope a mod deals with your post accordingly. One troll after another. You're either insane and a troll through-n-though.

      Here's an idea, why don't you do educate your self before you post further. Much, if not all of what I wrote is commonly available from any number of news outlets. You come across as an angry, bitter, ignorant, closed minded troll.

      Go back to the bridge from which you came. If you can't answer all of the questions that you've asked, you're clearly just trying to troll.

      Grow up and get life.

    52. Re: Contradictory by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
      Heading out on an errand, no time to respond right now. However, I could not let the following slide:

      Iraq is far better now than it was before the war.

      You sir, are a troll. There is no way anyone could possibly believe that, unless they are living with their head up Bush Jr's ass.

      I'll tare the rest of your bullshit apart later. ;-) (mostly the first section, you seem to get some reason later). It's quite funny stuff by the way, I really hope you aren't really a troll.

    53. Re:Contradictory by GooberToo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Absolutely no idea why this was rated insightful.

      Simple fact is, the US is pretty much the leader of the world. No so much that what the US states becomes reality, but rather, most anything the US does creates ripples felt around the world. In some countries, the sphere of influence is lessor while others, it's felt like an earthquake. Nonetheless, the influenece is real.

      Top that off that no matter what the US does, we will always be flogged in world opinion in some part of the world. Always! Much of the world wants us to stabilize their region of the world. Others want the instability (and lack of US involvment) because it further's their own political goals. So basically, if we do something, we're evil and if we don't, we're evil again. Likewise, most of these countries are happy to accept millions and billion from the US while teaching ignorance and stupidity to their people. Look, the US is evil...shhhh...don't mention that they just fed your family.

      This really isn't about, "psychological need of the US to be the leader of the world", which IMO, doesn't exist. Rather, it's about the world's expectations of, "the US to be the leader of the world" and damning us for not meeting their expectations, no matter which side of the coin your on.

      How those expectations play out on the world stage is what we all call politics and spin. It's just a matter of whos BS you're willing to buy into, and allow your expectations to be set accordingly.

    54. Re: Contradictory by GooberToo · · Score: 1

      If you're realy hell-bent on tearing it up, please come with some fact in hand which clearly are contrary to the generally available facts shared by the US and the rest of the world.

      In the mean time, I'm glad that you're able to laugh at your own ignorance. After you come back to reality, hopefully you'll be able to realize that your view is one from up your own arse.

      I'm looking forward to having a good laugh. I can't wait. Before you bother to comment, I hope you actually know people that are in Iraq right now. In not, this will be doubly funny.

      Cheers.

    55. Re:Contradictory by TClevenger · · Score: 1

      Ah, so that's why they're in the Axis of Evil.

    56. Re: Contradictory by mortonda · · Score: 1
      Iraq is far better now than it was before the war.

      You sir, are a troll. There is no way anyone could possibly believe that, unless they are living with their head up Bush Jr's ass.

      You, sir, are a troll. There is no way anyone could possibly believe that, unless they are living with their head up the mainstream news media's ass.

      The Iraqi's had electricity restored to nearly the same levels as before the war within days or weeks of the end of the war. Yest, there are still rolling blackouts, but that had been going on before the war. Our troops have been busy building schools, working on infrastructure, and generally improving the country. If you actually did some research, you could find that Iraq is becoming a good place to live.

      If you are concerned about the danger presented by the handful of terrorists taking potshots at our troops, maybe you should consider that statistically, it may be safer to be over there than driving in rush hour traffic in California.

    57. Re:Contradictory by chefren · · Score: 1
      Simple fact is, the US is pretty much the leader of the world.


      Really? I thought the UN was. And you are telling me Americans don't have a need to feel like the biggest, best and most powerful nation in the world that all bow down to? Of course you do, the US propaganda machine (also known as television) has been telling you that for years. Europe and France in particular don't lick your boots, so that's why they must be evil. But don't dispair. We are all brainwashed by our governments, every single one of us living on this deity-forsaken globe (slightly muffled sound of a shotgun. silence)

    58. Re:Contradictory by GooberToo · · Score: 1

      What an impish troll.

      Really? I thought the UN was.

      That's the funniest thing I've read here in such a long time. LOL! If you don't know why that's funny, well, you shouldn't really be posting.

      LOL.

      You're a very deluded person.

    59. Re:Contradictory by chefren · · Score: 1

      I always find it sad to see people bash the though of democracy at nation level. Why *do* you find the thought of the UN and not the US being the world leader funny?

    60. Re: Contradictory by GooberToo · · Score: 1

      What a moron!

      Summary for the brain dead to follow:

      He argued the moon is made of cheese and that huge space mice will be eating it.

      I said, he's an idiot for ignoring readily available facts. It's obvious that the moon is not made of cheese and that space mice don't exist.

      You argue that can't attack his argument. Simple fact is, his (if, in fact they are not yours) statements were so obviously a troll, they are not worth addressing. If he knew anything at all on the topic at hand, he wouldn't be asking such questions. Since he is, he's trolling or completely ignorant of the topic at hand.

      In other words, there was no argument to attack. Only a dolt or a troll would post such a thing.

      What an idiotic troll you are. When you learn to read and can think for your self and actually bother to attempt to educate your self with something other than stupidity and rage, then you should come back and post. Until such time, your trolling will be ignored.

      Classic; stupidity that is.

      What is with ./ and all the loser, brain dead dolts coming out today. Shesh.

    61. Re:Contradictory by GooberToo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Because the UN is impotent. They have been so for almost a decade now. Don't believe me? Go look up some history. They basically function as an inspection group and human rights auditors. They have no real power any more. Even a tiny country like Iraq laughed at them. So does most of the world. If you think the UN has any real power, aside from what the US grants it, other than figuring out what to order for lunch, you're kidding your self.

      Fun and silly example to lighten the mood:
      (robber running from jewlery store with stolen goods)

      UN: Stop! Or I'll say stop again!

      Robber: LOL!
      (Runs into bank while shooting and shooting at US soldiers)

      UN: Stop! Or I'll say stop again!

      Robber: LOL!
      (Robber leaves bank with stolen cash)

      UN: Fine! We have you know, we have this paper that says you have to stop!

      Robber: LOL!

      UN: Fine! We have you this time, we have this paper that says you have to stop, NOW! That means we have two pieces of paper that says you have to stop!

      U.S.: We're tired of playing this game.
      (US Solder blows the head off of robber)

      U.N.: See! I told you we have this paper!

      France: NO!!!!! He owed us money!

      Russia: But we wanted to sale weapons for the stolen cash and goods.

      In a nut shell, the U.N. truly is a step away from becoming the next League of Nations. If you think the U.N. has any significant power beyond what the US grants it, I think you need to go do some more reading of history.

      I always find it sad to see people bash the though of democracy at nation level.

      I have no idea what that means or how it applies to what I've stated.

    62. Re:Contradictory by chefren · · Score: 1
      I always find it sad to see people bash the though of democracy at nation level.


      The UN can be seen as a democratic nation, with all the nations of the world being it's citizens. Got it? Now, this democracy is flawed due to the right of certain nations to veto the decisions of the security councel (US, Russia, China, France and England if I remember correctly). These are all winners of WWII.


      The scenario you gave could be rewritten with any other of these nations taking the place of the US, and the UN could do nothing to stop them as they would veto any action against them. However the US is the only nation which actually does this outside of its own borders (the SU did too, but they are no more). The US and its puppets (Israel) is also the only nations which sees it as the world leader. Why? Because it has a psychological need to do so?


      P.S. I don't think this pissing contest will lead anywhere anytime soon.

    63. Re:Contradictory by GooberToo · · Score: 1

      You're right, the above could be rewritten to reflect any story you want. It's just that the way it's written happens to reflect the current world order and the reality as we know it today.

      I don't think this pissing contest will lead anywhere anytime soon.

      I didn't realize this was a pissing contest. That seems to assume we're both competing. I assure you, I am not. I simply offered the facts as they are. You're the one trying to debate and spin them.

    64. Re:Contradictory by chefren · · Score: 1

      I'm just trying to explain why I believe the US has "a need" to think of itself as a world leader. You just seem to be proving that the US is acting like some sort of free world bully that the UN won't stop. Leaders are followed by choice. Bullies are not. It seems to be popular among americans to bash France for believing they are something they are not. I just think it's there is some irony in that.

    65. Re:Contradictory by jd · · Score: 1
      Partly, I suspect, because the French tend to argue for what's good for French profits.


      (Take their continued nuclear testing, AFTER the test-ban treaty, which triggered a host of other nuclear tests by other countries. Take their bombing of the Greenpeace ship "Rainbow Warrior".)


      It's the total self-serving attitude people detest.


      Now, as for the war, the French were 100% correct. If they'd built up an image of being respectable, they might even have been listened to. It's a shame that war became inevitable, because French nationalism cost them their respect.


      It's a shame, because it'll be decades before the French can rebuild the trust level - if they even choose to do so. And, in the meantime, when they are right, and are speaking the truth, they'll just be brushed aside.


      America and Britain have increasingly moved in this direction. Americans fear their own Government more than they fear terrorists or criminals. That's sad. That says a lot for the sheer level of mistrust the US has engendered in its own people.


      I hope it won't happen, but it's happened in Britain many times, and it can always happen in Britain or the US again. There may come a time when the US Government sees a real danger and cries out to Americans to fight it... only to see the Americans turn away in disgust. Tired of fighting shadows. Tired of politicians crying wolf. Tired of being used by their so-called representitives in Congress.


      If the US is serious about surviving 3,000 years, rather than a mere 300, it must give people cause to want it to survive. There must be enough trust and belief in the system as a whole, that preservation over the real long-haul is possible.


      Of course, if you continually elect people who beieve the world will end in a few years anyway, then what can you expect? It's not as if they believe they'll be around to see the consequences of what they do.

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      It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
    66. Re:Contradictory by Matrix272 · · Score: 1

      It's not exactly sacrifice on your part if you aren't currently using either of those two programs (which I assume you aren't, since you're willing to see them cut).

      I'm not opposed to ALL government programs, but I feel that welfare, social security, medicare, etc. are completely useless to me, because I'm planning for my future... I don't need the government to do it for me. If I get sick, I'll pay to see the doctor. If I lose my job, I'll go without a paycheck until I get another one (which I've done twice, totalling 4 months... kinda motivates you, ya know?). If I ever want to stop working, I better have enough money to support my ass until I die, and hopefully, enough to support my wife and kids, if I have any, for long enough for them to get on their feet.

      For my situation, and many like me, I think that social security, unemployment, medicare, etc. should be OPTIONAL. That way, if you want that protection, you can have it, and they can raise the taxes (FOR THAT PROGRAM ONLY) to the point that it'll pay for itself (and maybe people will realize that they can do better on their own). Just don't ask me to pay for your retirement via the federal government.

      --
      "It's better to have a gun and not need it than need a gun and not have it." ~ Christian Slater, True Romance
    67. Re:Contradictory by Matrix272 · · Score: 1

      The main problem with your conclusions is that there are only 2 major parties in the country, yet 3 economic ideals.

      It appears the Democrats are for raising spending and raising taxes, but decreasing the debt (as long as a Democratic president is in office).

      The Republicans are for lowering taxes, while lowering spending and decreasing the debt... theoretically. In practice, for the last few years, they've lowered taxes while raising spending, and also increasing the debt.

      However, even given all these variables, the facts speak for themselves. "credited stronger-than-expected tax collections in recent months in combination with less government spending for the improvement over the summer forecast." It would seem, that the expected deficit of $455 billion has been lowered to $374.2 billion, AFTER the tax cuts. So, apparently, lowering taxes isn't contradictory to raising spending, or lowering the deficit. (By the way, the total deficit is ONLY 3.5% of the GNP, which is much lower than the 5-6% of the 1980's.)

      So if lowering taxes isn't contradictory to raising spending or lowering the deficit/debt, and if the economists are correct in saying that lowering taxes will result in an economic boom (and it certainly seems to have, if you watch the Stock Market), then lowering taxes DOES equal lowering the deficit. However, the current administration also apparently wants to raise spending. That's where the current problem lies.

      The answer seems to be to cut programs that are too wasteful, or promote laziness in the populace (like welfare, social security, etc.), and reduce taxes... at the same time, start programs to educate people on how to start a retirement fund, and how to save money.

      --
      "It's better to have a gun and not need it than need a gun and not have it." ~ Christian Slater, True Romance
    68. Re:Contradictory by default+luser · · Score: 1

      Reagan cut taxes and revenues doubled in 8 years.

      Reagan also increased government spending tremendously, such that even with the increased revenues the deficit grew.

      Now, this is a no-brainer. Of course your revenues increase when the government is spending more money AND lowering taxes.

      I'll tell you what, you want to impress me with your economic skills?

      Show me any president who increased revenues significantly through tax cuts to a net-gain. We've been bleeding money like it's water for over 30 years with no end in sight, deficit spending is still the latest fad.

      --

      Man is the animal that laughs.
      And occasionally whores for Karma.

    69. Re:Contradictory by GooberToo · · Score: 1

      I just clicked to the fact that you're French. I think you need to learn more about what you're country has been doing. Bash the US all you want, but it still doesn't change the facts. One, your government has been doing things far worse than people bash the US for, and two, it was very self serving in what they did, the rest of the world be damned. It's one thing to bash a country, it's another to bash the people. I'm not bashing the people, just the leaders (the country).

      I've worked for and with French people before (Cap Gemini) and know the people mean well, just as American's do. Just the same, France has done some very bad things and lied about it. The bashing they get is well deserved.

      You just seem to be proving that the US is acting like some sort of free world bully that the UN won't stop.

      I have no idea how you came to that conclusion. The simple fact is, the UN is the US. Which is to say, that is its power base. No bones about it. Stating fact, in no way feeds your comment that Americans have "a need" to be a world leader. Simple fact, we are. The more obvious argument is that France had "a need" to be a world leader and thus paved the road that led to all the bashing that France now suffers from.

      Simple fact is, if France has honored it's position in the U.N., and honored the paper that it creates during its role in the UN, we would of been on the same page, acting together. That doesn't change the fact that Bush was an idiot in how he attempted to get support, nonetheless, France was selfish and less than honorable. Simple fact is, France did everything they could to ensure impotence of the UN in the eyes of every country. All to ensure it's Iraqi debt was protected and to ensure it's future business relationships which in turn, were illegal under the eyes of the UN.

      You can't have your cake and eat it too. Face it, France does not have *any* high morale ground to stand on.

    70. Re:Contradictory by dup_account · · Score: 1

      You're right. The richest country in the world should abandon everything else... We'll have street people to make 3rd world country jealous, infant mortality will go up, people will die younger, the forests will disappear, pittsburg during it's worst times will look like clean air...

    71. Re:Contradictory by Daniel · · Score: 1

      The main problem with your conclusions is that there are only 2 major parties in the country, yet 3 economic ideals.

      What does that have to do with my conclusions?

      My conclusions, if you want to call them that, are that even if everyone in the voting population votes for consistent policies, the result can be a set of policies which are internally inconsistent.

      The specific case that was being discussed as an example of the above is California, where news reports say that ballot initiatives passed in the last few years require the legislature to simultaneously increase (or maintain, I don't remember) spending, decrease revenue (ie, taxes), and balance the budget. Someone pointed out that "this doesn't mean that direct democracy is bad -- I'm a Californian and I voted for a consistent policy!" I was pointing out that even if all the individual voters vote for consistent policies, the result can be inconsistent.

      (this is actually still a problem for legislatures -- what we hope is that legislatures are small enough that they can negotiate their way around things like this. Whether this is true in practice is left as an exercise to the reader ;-) )

      Your post goes off on a tangent about economics and political parties -- the only real thing I can get out of it is that you believe that lowering taxes will magically stimulate the economy, which may or may not be true in some cases, but is not particularly relevant to the point I was making (except that it would mean that the example raised earlier is a bad one).

      Daniel

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    72. Re:Contradictory by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      --The only reason Bush won the Weasel award is because Klinton has dropped out of the limelight for now. :P

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    73. Re:Contradictory by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      --That was great man, you just made my friends list :)

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    74. Re:Contradictory by mandie · · Score: 1

      I, too, plan to never be on welfare or to be dependent on social security (I'm 23 and already socking away 7% of my income into my 401k, and am upping it another percentage point every quarter till I get to 20%), but I gladly pay into both, as I feel it's part of the price of living in a civilized society, as opposed to a banana republic. Maryland is a MUCH nicer place to live than Alabama (which is undergoing huge budget cuts due to their unwillingness to tax the timber industry as much as they tax their working poor), whether you're a minimum wage worker or a $200k/yr doctor or lawyer. Montgomery County is an especially nice place no matter where you fall on the earnings scale, and we have one of the highest tax rates in the state.

      Would I like a good deal of extra money in my pay envelope? Of course. Would I like it if my state were only able to field 8 highway patrolmen at night and cutting what little safety net the poor have? Not at all; ignoring any sort of moral arguments and only focusing on the selfish, that sort of thing would make my state less safe and therefore my life less comfortable.

      If my $5k/yr is my portion to keep stable the system that keeps millions of seniors from abject poverty, so be it. But I do think that Soc. Security taxes should not be capped; if I made more than the $84k or so required to put me over, I'd still gladly pay my share, happy that I was making more than $84k.

      If even 50% of my federal income taxes were going towards AFDC, WIC and Medicaid, which they most certainly are not; too much making its way to agribusiness and military bloat (much military spending: necessary. Bilking by Halliburton, Bechtel and friends: not necessary), I would accept it as my fair share, given that I'm so fortunate as to have a nice job in a fairly safe society. If we could get Netherlands-esque safety and assurance for the poor, I'd gladly pay their taxes.

      I gladly pay for these services (when rendered well) not because I ever plan to use them, but I prefer to live in a society where those who need them can get them.

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    75. Re:Contradictory by GooberToo · · Score: 1

      Hehe. Thanks! Glad someone else enjoyed it. I found that I really enjoyed writing that silly thing. :)

    76. Re:Contradictory by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Nicely said. Finally, someone who knows what "enlightened self-interest" means.

    77. Re:Contradictory by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 1
      It's not exactly sacrifice on your part if you aren't currently using either of those two programs (which I assume you aren't, since you're willing to see them cut).

      Why did you cut defense spending out of the quote? You're misrepresenting what I said. I'm for cutting ALL government bloat, including defense spending, not just social programs. And yes, I would be willing to pay more local and state taxes to subsidize my roads, schools, and emergency services if it meant cutting the federal bloat out of my paycheck.

    78. Re: Contradictory by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1

      You really are far, far, off base. [snip] Iraq is far better now than it was before the war. Better yet, this time next year they will be far, far better off than they are now. Additionally, they can more than likely expect the same trend to continue for years to come.

      OK, where do I begin? First off - I'm amazed and somewhat scared at your current image of what life in Iraq is like. Secondly, I'd like to mention that all linked sites are googled for, none are my favourites or anything like that. I'm personally getting most of my news coverage from the BBC, FYI, but I'm having trouble with their website, so I can't reference anything there. However, I figured you'd want proof, so google was used to get me relevant links. Some of the articles/issues were new to me.

      Imagine a place where basic social order has broken down. This is Iraq. No government to pay wages, no workers to do essential tasks in a human society. Complete turmoil. There are still problems with drinking water in many places; due to equiptment that has been poorly maintained, as you yourself point point out. The war and lack of engineers working (who'll pay them and give them replacement parts?) has pushed the system to breaking point, a system we weakened ourselves (I'm a bit skeptical on this one, i.e. delibarate targeting).

      Coming out the other end, sewage is also a massive problem. Not only do the above issues affect drinking water, they also have a big problem with rivers of raw sewage around in cramped living conditions. Disease is the last thing you want when you have a completely destroyed health system. Having no refuse facitlities also causes many problems, not least of all disease carrying vermin.

      The lack of maintence is not Saddams fault, it never was, it is due to the international sanctions, which has been commonly acknowledged for a long time. They could not import the parts to fix the systems. They couldn't manufacture them, as the equiptment to make piping etc is the same stuff you use to make weaponry, and the sanctions have denied them that as well. It's now down to charities to help rebuild this system, as well as collaliton forces. Sure, you can pat yourself on the back that water and sewage will soon be superiour to pre-war levels, but remember why the system was poor in the first place. I'm sure all the dead children and vurnerable people who have died as a result of your glory will be lining up to thank you if there was an afterlife.

      Police are scare and crime is at extraodinary levels. Car jacking, kidnapping, rapes, murders and theft plauge every city. Citizens are scared to roam the streets, travel at night is a dangerous proposal. Cars are only used in emergency, unless you want armed gangs taking them from you.

      Most peoples savings have been rendered useless. The most popular large denomination note, the 10,000 dinar, is not accepted anywhere, due to mass forgery on stolen printing machines. Coinage is the only acceptible payment for anything. However, this is fortunatly changing, as a new currency has been introduced a week or so ago. This will take a while (til January they reckon) to become universal, but it leaves serious issues with folk who have literally become pennyless. People have to eat, feed children, pay bills and live. With so many workers not getting paid

    79. Re: Contradictory by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1

      Check my full reply to your parent's parent post. Electricity is the least of their problems right now.

    80. Re:Contradictory by Trolling4Dollars · · Score: 1

      Mr. Anderson! What good is a military, when you're not the president?

    81. Re:Contradictory by Doomdark · · Score: 1
      Because the UN is impotent. They have been so for almost a decade now.

      You must be young. :-)

      My recollection is that UN has been impotent for at least about thirty years, but most likely for past 60 years; there has only been couple of tiny peaks where it has gotten any action; usually with US involvement (Korean war, 91 persian gulf). Really, current situation is hardly anything new. :-/

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    82. Re:Contradictory by Jawnn · · Score: 1
      Indeed, how can they label Bush as a known weasel, thus indicating his "war on terrorism" is at least in great part a sham, and still bash the french?

      It's easy. In fact, it is so easy that it's hardly sporting to bash them thus. The French have a long history of weasely behavior.

      And GW is getting a bad rap too, but not for the reason you think. He's just a pawn, albeit a willing one, a shill for the folks who are really calling the plays.

    83. Re:Contradictory by chefren · · Score: 1
      I just clicked to the fact that you're French


      Wrong. I'm Finnish. I'm not defending France. I just find it ironic that most critisism on slashdot against France mainly seems to be coming from the US who have a less that perfect record of good behaviour themselves. This is all of course about the nations and their governments and not about the people.

    84. Re:Contradictory by GooberToo · · Score: 1

      The 1991 Gulf War seems to show some relevance. They've done a couple of things here and there over the years, but you are right, there isn't a lot to bank on there.

    85. Re: Contradictory by GooberToo · · Score: 1

      I can only laugh.

      First, the problems are squarely laid to rest on Sadom. He was able to smuggle in weapons, materials to build several more palaces, cars, and other vehicles and smuggle out oil. Yet, it's our fault that he was a jerk and didn't do anything to smuggle in things he needed to let his people survive?

      What about the food stores that sometimes rotted while he allowed his most loyal access and the genral public to starve. This our fault too.

      You have some basic facts yet you don't seem to know how they apply, or worse, don't know the full story.

      Basically, they've gone to a crap-hole, which existed before the war to a situation that improves on a daily basis. Most of the country now has power and clean drinking water. Most of the country has sanitation. Both or which are improvements from before the way. Things will only get better unless the people decide they need to destroy these things for themselves.

      So, unless you have any information which conflicts with anything I've stated, I think I've made my point. Thus far, you've proved nothing except the fact that they've been under sanctions and that Sadam was a selfish idiot. Meanwhile, the people that are actually living there are seeing improvements on a daily basis. Their only significant complaints are, they want to completely govern themselves so they can start a civil war and they want more police. Police are being trained, as is their new military. Schools, hospitals, medical centers and churches are being restored and built. Social education has already started allowing women to take a social standing. Jobs are being created and workers are being paid. Replacement parts have been brought in for a lot of equipment that was failing and the US is actively working to bring in a whole new infrastructer.

      To say things will not be better a year from now, is ignorance at its best. To say the people are

      I really get the idea that you have no idea what is going on over there.

    86. Re: Contradictory by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > Because the UN is impotent. They have been so for almost a decade now. Don't believe me? Go look up some history. They basically function as an inspection group and human rights auditors. They have no real power any more. Even a tiny country like Iraq laughed at them.

      Funny... they disarmed Iraq during that decade.

      BTW, your silly satire only works for people who share your beliefs that the UN did the wrong thing for the wrong reason w.r.t. invading Iraq. Some of us believe they did the right thing, possibly even for the right reason.

      > In a nut shell, the U.N. truly is a step away from becoming the next League of Nations.

      Yes, they're helpless in the face of a rogue superpower. Is that something to cheer about?

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    87. Re: Contradictory by GooberToo · · Score: 1

      Funny... they disarmed Iraq during that decade.

      Please learn how to do math. In the mean time, I'm laughing at you.

      BTW, your silly satire only works for people who share your beliefs that the UN did the wrong thing for the wrong reason w.r.t. invading Iraq. Some of us believe they did the right thing, possibly even for the right reason.

      Actually, it works for anyone that understands the events that led up to the recent Gulf War. In other words, something called history. If the UN respected it's own paper it generates, the UN nations would of been with the US. But, it doesn't. In the UN knew what honor was, it would of been with the US. But it doesn't.

      Yes, they're helpless in the face of a rogue superpower. Is that something to cheer about?

      Still laughing at you...even harder. You don't get it do you? LOL. The UN's power IS the US. If by rogue, you mean honoring the paper that the UN generated, then yes, the US is a rogue country, as it pertains to this case.

      Do you have any idea what you're talking about?

      You do realize that the cease fire signed at the end of the first war gave the US carte blanche to go to war to fix the situation that the UN allowed to go on for 10+ years? You do realize that the UN agreed that they were in violation? You obviously don't know any of the facts.

      Nuff said. Go learn some basics, including basic math, before you bother to reply again.

    88. Re:Contradictory by GooberToo · · Score: 1

      Fair enough, I stand corrected.

    89. Re:Contradictory by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1
      hy has government revenues went up EVERY time taxes were cut?

      How often do they actually decrease, no matter what the government is up to?

    90. Re:Contradictory by StringBlade · · Score: 1
      While I'm not sure I agree that the U.S. is the leader of the world (leader of what? morals? ethics? economy? government model? innovation? population?), I would agree with the rest of your post.

      The U.S. is a superpower. Probably the super-est superpower right now (don't quote me on that). But that merely implies that our actions have significant repercussions through most other nations in the world.

      Let's imagine the U.S. is represented by Microsoft (please to incinerate me with your flames), and the rest of the world are computer buyers. Some countries will buy computers with Windows; some will buy linux machines, and others will buy Macs. However, the majority of the world will be affected (adversely?) by the actions of Microsoft even if they own a Mac or Linux machine because Microsoft starts screwing Internet protocols or allowing everyone's email box to be flooded with spam because of flawed software. (Seriously...I'm not trying to just troll here....)

      Whether it's MS, SCO, IBM, Apple, or Sun in the computer industry - they're such big players that what they do makes a difference to others living in the same industry, like it or not. The same is true for the U.S., Europe, China, Japan, and others, like it or not.

      So while I wouldn't say the U.S. is the world's leader (unless placed in a very specific context with facts to back it up), I would say the U.S. is in a position of great responsibility and every action must be thought about at least a little with regard to how it will affect the rest of the world.

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  14. They left out some weasely professions by reboot246 · · Score: 1

    the weaseliest of them all -

    used car dealers

    television evangelists

    Slashdot editors

    1. Re:They left out some weasely professions by mormop · · Score: 1

      Estate Agents, gotta be estate agents.

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  15. We are? by interociter · · Score: 1
    Beg to differ, Slappy. I'd never heard of the DNRC before you mentioned it. And to satisfy Slashdot's "every post must mention Linux" requirement, I use dailystrips on my Linux box to download Dilbert et cetera for me.

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    1. Re:We are? by Merlynnus · · Score: 1

      Dude, thank you!

  16. #1 spot by p0werstitch · · Score: 1

    Weaseliest Organization - Recording Industry Association of America

    Weaseliest Country - France

    Weaseliest Company - Microsoft

    Weaseliest Profession - Politicians

    Weaseliest Individual - George W. Bush

    Weaseliest Behavior - Blaming fast food restaurants for making you fat

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  17. Re:Knock off the Bush bashing. by swordgeek · · Score: 1

    Hey Donald, time for your feeding. Then you get to make another press release.

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  18. Weasliest Company by Best_Username_Ever · · Score: 1

    I think SCO would be disappointed to have missed out on this award. Perhaps the award should be changed to "weasliest company other than Microsoft" to avoid being predictable.

  19. come on, ./ editors. pay attention by aggieben · · Score: 1

    I find it interesting that Dubya won his category. I had no idea public opinion of him was so low.

    Ummmm.....depends on which "public" you're talking about. I think it's probably reasonable to say that readers of Dilbert are a self-selecting sample of the general population.

    Congratulations to all the deserving winners.

    My question is this: How on earth did that summary get past moderation? If Dilbert readers want to vote Dubya a weasel, that's fine; no way should a summary include this comment.

    ** Slaps editors on the nose...bad editors! bad! bad! ****

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  20. Not even a mention of spammers by Chatmag · · Score: 1

    I'd of thought spammers would be up there in the top professions list.

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    1. Re:Not even a mention of spammers by mlk · · Score: 1

      Spamming is no a profession, its just something you do before angery /.ers invade your house.

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    2. Re:Not even a mention of spammers by ca1v1n · · Score: 1

      Calling spamming a profession is like calling a hooker in Vegas a marriage.

    3. Re:Not even a mention of spammers by Chatmag · · Score: 1

      It was the closest category in the list.

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  21. Weasiliest Slashdot Reader... by CyborgWarrior · · Score: 1

    Hello, my name is George W. Bush. I've sold the soul of the american government to Microsoft in return for their software to run on all of my computers here in the White House and all of those military bases (you know those remote ones where Solitaire really matters). I have always and will always support the recording industry and I hope that the RIAA wins all of its lawsuits. If you haven't noticed, I've been putting on those extra pounds lately. Thosefast-food places between the White House and my golf course never told me that eating would make me fat. You would have to be blind not to know that I'm a politician (how good/bad I am is debatable), but I am a politican nevertheless. Oh and my good pal Jaques is coming over soon so we can figure out which countries we're going to argue about in that next U.N. meetings so I had better leave now. Anyway, thanks to all of you people out there who voted for me, I probably didn't really win, but hey, my name's up there so I might as well accept the honor. - G.W.B. P.S. What was I running for again?

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    1. Re: Weasiliest Slashdot Reader... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > Hello, my name is George W. Bush. ... P.S. What was I running for again?

      Shut up and say what Dick tells you to you moron, or we won't let you be Baseball Commissioner when your term's up.

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  22. What about Rush? by interociter · · Score: 1, Insightful
    How did Rush Limbaugh not make the list? I mean, he bashes Clinton for smoking weed back in college, yet at the same time, he's addicted to "Hillbilly Heroin".

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    1. Re:What about Rush? by greening · · Score: 1

      While weed doesn't help any [real] ailment (except maybe worsen one), Rush was addicted to pain killers. A highly addicting pain killer. What Clinton did was for no other cause than for enjoyment. While he should have cleaned himself up before he was caught, he didn't. Plus, Rush is a much more upstanding man than either Clintons.

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    2. Re:What about Rush? by de+Selby · · Score: 1

      While weed doesn't help any [real] ailment (except maybe worsen one), Rush was addicted to pain killers. A highly addicting pain killer. What Clinton did was for no other cause than for enjoyment. While he should have cleaned himself up before he was caught, he didn't.

      That's a very good point. I must agree.

      Plus, Rush is a much more upstanding man than either Clintons.

      You had me, but then, right here -- you lost me. Rush doesn't stand a chance against a simple lying cheater.

    3. Re:What about Rush? by cranos · · Score: 1

      So cancer is not a "real ailment"? Time and time again it has been proven that cannabis and THC is a good thing when it comes to treating cancer sufferers, especially while they are going through chemo or radiation therapy.

      Believe it or not weed is no where near as addictive as some of the legally available meds out at the moment.

    4. Re:What about Rush? by greening · · Score: 1

      One word, addicted. While alcoholism isn't a disease (it only forms a psychological addiction at best), there are severely physically addicting properties in many pain killers, herione, cocaine, cigarettes, etc. Whereas weed will ONLY form a psychological addiction (same as alcohol). Completely different.

      The particularly bad thing about what Rush was addicted to, it forms both almost immediately. Why a doctor (of any reputation) would subscribe it to any patient that wasn't near death is beyond me.

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    5. Re:What about Rush? by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Not only that, but,
      A) Rush admitted, on TV, willingly before he was caught, and said he was reforming himself.
      B) Clinton was caught, and, on TV, willingly denied that he ever inhaled.

      That right there goes to prove the "more upstanding man than either Clinton" statement. He faces up to his mistakes, depsite any perceived justification on anyone's part. "Oh, he was in pain". So what, he still confessed, willingly, and admitted that he was wrong.

      (Yes, Hillary is a man. Why do you think that Bill kept seeking extra-marital affairs? :P)

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    6. Re:What about Rush? by demaria · · Score: 1

      Please post evidence that Rush avoided the Vietnam draft.

      According to SSS records (and snopes.com), he had a 1-A class after leaving school, then received a 1-Y classification, later reclassified to 4-F when the 1-Y class was abolished, on November 24, 1970.

    7. Re:What about Rush? by de+Selby · · Score: 1

      That right there goes to prove the...

      No, that doesn't really prove anything. That's one decision. When I'm thinking about the balance of lies told, the malace involved, (and really) the regularity, I think Rush comes out worse.

      Bill is the guy with his hand in the cookie jar saying: "I wasn't taking one. Really. Um, my doctor told me to -- for my health."
      It's kind of funny, kind of innocent (not totally, but), and mostly harmless.

      Rush is the guy saying lies like: "Susy isn't as nice as she seems. She's actually been planning on killing her mother. And kids, don't go to school. That's where they harvest the body parts."
      It's someone's nasty invention; for what purpose? To spread hostility? To entertain? And there's always a new one on schedule. I think this is worse. You don't have to agree.

      And I seem to remember that there were suspicions or rumors of his addiction before he came forward. Might not be true. Don't know for sure.

      P.S. I thought this was really funny. Check out If Bill Clinton were an addict, here's how Rush might spin it.

    8. Re:What about Rush? by xanadu-xtroot.com · · Score: 1

      While alcoholism isn't a disease (it only forms a psychological addiction at best), there are severely physically addicting properties in many pain killers, herione, cocaine, cigarettes, etc.

      Sorry, pal. Alcoholism is indeed a desease. OK, not in the sense of HIV or something like that, but it's a cripiling dibilation just the same.

      As far as "severely physically addicting properties in many pain" and mentioning cigarettes at the same time, you've shown yourself to be an id10t. Please explain to me how nicotine is a "pain killer".

      I don't know about you, but speaking as an alcoholic, it is far more adicting than you can possibly imagine, judging on your post.

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    9. Re:What about Rush? by greening · · Score: 1

      Okay, I NEVER said it was. I listed
      1. many pain killers
      2. herione
      3. cocaine
      4. cigarettes

      But, only your mind craves the buzz, not your body. That is an incredibly big difference. Sorry, it isn't a disease. By calling it a disease, people are trying to give the idea that "Hey, it's not your fault. It's the alcohol's." Take some responsibility for your irresponsible drinking and go to AA. It might be crippling but, that's your fault if you picked up the bottle.

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    10. Re:What about Rush? by WNight · · Score: 1

      Not to flame you or anything, but you're a fucking retard. Saying Rush is a slime and a draft-dodger says nothing about anyone else, for better or worse.

      "His type"? He didn't say he thought celebs should have a get-out-of-jail-free card, but you obviously think Rush should. Why?

    11. Re:What about Rush? by lateralus_1024 · · Score: 1

      They haven't had a good album still Counterparts.

      Oh.

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    12. Re:What about Rush? by MochaMan · · Score: 1

      While weed doesn't help any [real] ailment (except maybe worsen one), Rush was addicted to pain killers. A highly addicting pain killer.

      I wish America would get with the rest of the free world and realize that marijuana is no worse than alcohol. In fact, it's better. When was the last time you heard of someone smoke a joint then beat the crap out of someone. Not likely, unless it was to get at the Doritos... Personally, I'm glad we have wine, beer and liqueurs, but if we're gonna talk about social evils, and behaviour, I'd rather see marijuana legal than alcohol if it came down to it.

      So what's the big deal if Clinton smoked a doobie?! So did half of America, the rest of the world. And so what if it was for enjoyment? Good for him! Denying it was pretty stupid. I mean who gives a crap?

    13. Re:What about Rush? by hughk · · Score: 1
      Um who examined him? Those who are familiar with the joys of call-up may also be aware of the benefit of a friendly family doctor. The deterioration in condition suggested by the above is only possible if he suffered a major disease or an incomplete recovery from an accident.

      Of course, in Russia, a suitable medical report can be obtained for around $5000 to avoid the draft. This would *never* happen in the US. The price is much too cheap.

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    14. Re:What about Rush? by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Wrong. Alcoholics are often physically dependent on alcohol, just as heroin addicts are physically dependent on heroin. There's this amazing thing called the internet you can use to learn all sorts of interesting and sometimes useful facts. It's not just for posting your opinion and passing it off as fact.

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    15. Re:What about Rush? by Asic+Eng · · Score: 1

      For what it's worth - here is a comprehensive article on the subject: snopes It seems like he did try to avoid it (but not evade it) - then again, that's perfectly legitimate.

    16. Re:What about Rush? by xanadu-xtroot.com · · Score: 1

      I second this post. Again, I'm an alcoholic.

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  23. Star Jones call, she wants her hat back.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    France was right. There was nothing in it for them. I mean aside from *ahem* managing the 40 billion dollars that was stolen from the Iraqi people, and their vastly below market value deals for Iraqi oil that they made with Hussein, known butcher. I mean, God forbid any kind of integrity get between them and the money in their pocket.

    Asshat, France and Germany could have stopped the war. Know how? Call the US's bluff. Give in to a hard line for invasive UN inspections backed up by military ultimatum. But they didn't want that. They were worried it would interupt their cash flow, and they'd become accustomed to the sweet sweet taste of Iraqi blood, sweat and tears. After all, the US could never be so foolhardy that it would just use its power as Uncle Sam saw fit, before the flacid and impotent europeons. WHOOOPS. Looks like they're about as wise as Hussein when it comes to predicting US reactions. Maybe they should stay out of the meta-game until they understand how the game itself is played.

    In short the abberant, mercinary, apathetic hubris of the eurotrash who for some reason think it's their place to rule europe by Providence that made the war even possible by any measure. So when you're passing out blame, remember who the people who set the table are.

    1. Re:Star Jones call, she wants her hat back.... by ahillen · · Score: 2, Informative

      France was right. There was nothing in it for them. I mean aside from *ahem* managing the 40 billion dollars that was stolen from the Iraqi people, and their vastly below market value deals for Iraqi oil that they made with Hussein, known butcher.

      Yeah, right:
      CIA World Factbook about Iraq (http://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/factbook/geos /iz.html):

      Exports - commodities:
      crude oil

      Exports - partners:
      US 60.6%, France 8.5%, Netherlands 7.4%, Italy 5.8% (2001)

      Nice to see that at least the US didn't make any deals with Hussein, known butcher.

      Asshat, France and Germany could have stopped the war. Know how? Call the US's bluff. Give in to a hard line for invasive UN inspections backed up by military ultimatum.

      There were inspections. And just because they didn't find any evidence doesn't mean they were not invasive enough. I might remind you that a more than 1000 people strong inspection team by the US didn't find any evidence of WMDs in Iraq in the last months. And inspections couldn't possibly become more invasive than they are now.
      But meanwhile, of course, it's not about WMDs any more, we could have saved us all the trouble with inspections anyway. Because know the US government found out that the fact that Hussein was an evil dictator was actually reason enough.

    2. Re:Star Jones call, she wants her hat back.... by CaptainZapp · · Score: 1

      You should stop watching Fox News, bub! It's not good for your brain cells.

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      mit taschenrechner in der hand

      kraftwerk

    3. Re:Star Jones call, she wants her hat back.... by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
      Nice to see that at least the US didn't make any deals with Hussein, known butcher.

      Sarcasm, love it.

      Of course, I always feel compelled to point out that the US and UK were very happy to sell Saddam weapons when they knew that he was using them against Iran and the Kurds. It's only when they want the public to see how "evil" he is that we get their speil.

      In other news, I hear the chocolate ration is increased to 20%. Woohooo!!

    4. Re:Star Jones call, she wants her hat back.... by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
      And the Germans were happy to exterminate the jews

      Oh my. You just made me smile bigtime. I feel as though I'm a troll who just got a bite!

      Firstly, the German people DID NOT KNOW what was happening to the jews, they thought they were being deported.

      Secondly, the German people believed that deportation was neccessary because the Nazis told them that they were a threat to their own safety and liberty. Sound familiar?

    5. Re:Star Jones call, she wants her hat back.... by ahillen · · Score: 1

      We didn't. Our deals were with the FRENCH. THEY RUN THE OIL FOR FOOD PROGRAM. DUH.

      It's a UN program. You might enlighten me further on what you mean "run by the French". And please don't tell me that it's just because the responsible guy for the program is French.

      The US buys Iraqi oil, the money goes to the French, not anyone or anything in Iraq.

      According to the UN (http://www.un.org/Depts/oip/background/inbrief.ht ml):
      DIVIDING THE MONEY: With the adoption of Security Council resolution 1330 (2000) on 5 December 2000, around 72 per cent of the oil revenue funds were allocated to the humanitarian programme in Iraq (59 per cent for the centre and south and 13 per cent for the three northern governorates); 25 percent to the Compensation Commission in Geneva; 2.2 per cent for United Nations operational costs; and 0.8 per cent for the UN Monitoring, Verification and Inspection Commission (UNMOVIC) and the International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA).

      Of course, this is the official information from the UN. You might say that this is the official propaganda, and that the reality is quite different. If so, I'm sure you will provide me with some sources. But let's assume for the moment it is like you say: Why the hell did the US government by 60% of all Iraqi oil, if they are just filling French pockets? OK, maybe you knew more than the US government...

      There is this thing we humans have developed.... It is called: News.
      Yep. Glad to hear you also know about it...

      Aside from ethical considerations, of which the French, and Germans (particularly), are no experts,...
      Hmm, I think you completely underestimate the importance of ethics in German politics these days . I'm not claiming that it means Germany always does the right thing, but it is actually ethical considerations (based on German history) that makes it very hard to convince the German public that all possible peaceful measures have been taken and war is now the last option. Concluding from the fact that Germany had a very dark phase 60 years ago, that it is not able to think about the ethical consequences of its politics today is a very simplistic (and wrong) line of thinking, but maybe that's your style.

      but he [George W. Bush] at least understood his goal, and how to get there.

      To this I almost agree, I'm only not so sure if he really is where he hoped to be 9 months ago.

      All that said, I am not so naive to think that countries (especially those with influence) only base their politics on ethical considerations, common sense and the goal to achieve justice and happiness for all. Not the French (i know their governments lack of common sense when it comes to EU politics), not the Germans, not the Russians ('we don't blame you politics, you don't mention Chechenya') and not the USA. The USA was happy to support Hussein as long as it was in their interest, they did not really care what he was doing to his people.

      But the fact remains that the majority of the Europeans, be it the Germans, the French, the Spanisg or even (if I remeber correctly) the British were opposing the war, and no, we didn't do this because we were happy about some alleged nice deals of some oil or weapon companies, but because most people did not believe the reasons the US government was officialy giving, and it didn't help that they changed the reasons from time to time. There were (and are) many worries that this might lead to a further destabilization of the region, and to further support of radical forces in the Arab world (which wouldn't really mean progress in the quest to fight terrorism). For the German government, opposing the war was about the only decission which brought them sympathy by the people, so for them it was also part of the political survival to decide as 70-80% of the people expected them to.

    6. Re:Star Jones call, she wants her hat back.... by falsified · · Score: 1
      Here's where I jump in. Nazi Germany had a completely different government. In short, a right-wing, fascist, genocidal government. From the 90s onward, the entire nation of Germany (West Germany since 1948 or so) has had a social democratic government. His argument isn't broken - yours is. Your argument is akin to blaming, say, the American group running Iraq for providing gas to kill the Kurds.

      Oh wait.

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    7. Re:Star Jones call, she wants her hat back.... by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
      German people were doing much of the extermination, as you may remember.

      And US-arabs haven't been getting a hard time since 9/11? There were lots of race-related murders in the US since then. You clearly seem to be able to ignore the fact that history is repeating itself.

      Before breaking into Godwin comments, I'd also like to say that the Nazi's weren't the first to use such tatics, nor were they the last.

  24. I can't say I am surprised.... by Rahga · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    I can't say I'm surprised to see that "George W. Bush" is listed as the weasliest individual, considering that the vast majority of hollywood and half of the politicians in the country are gunning for him, armed with mountains of faux substance... It's almost as bad as the France thing, except there's plenty of really good reasons to pity the French, and not supporting the Iraq war shouldn't even be on the list. (Say what you want about Bush killing jobs, it doesn't even compare with the French enforcing a 35-hour max workweek.)

    The solution to this problem involves the general public and natural selection, so I won't go into it here.

    1. Re:I can't say I am surprised.... by Trepalium · · Score: 1

      You poor baby! Everyone's picking on you! Don't forget that the US got second place in the Weaseliest Country category.

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    2. Re:I can't say I am surprised.... by aastanna · · Score: 1

      How is a 35 hour work week weasily? Socialist, yes, but it's just a policy, I don't see anything weasily about it. In fact I don't see anything weasily about France at all.

      Now the united states on the other hand, ignoring the UN then begging for help, and the media in the states with their fear mongering...i could see how that's weasily. Especially if you believe the media has alterior motives...in fact even if they don't, being driven purely by profit with no social concience is a little weasily too.

      Ah hell, who cares what dilbert readers think anyway.

    3. Re:I can't say I am surprised.... by EinarH · · Score: 1
      (...), it doesn't even compare with the French enforcing a 35-hour max workweek.

      And how exactly is that a problem for you?

      I mean, If you advocate that countries should have a 40 hours + work week, then do so inside you country. The french can take care of themselfes (mostly ;-)) and if they think that a 35-hour work week is a good thing overall for the country, then let them go for it, and we'll see how long they can keep their economy afloat.

      You know; in other countries people tend to choose what's best for them, and sometimes they avoid the mantra that whats best for businesses is the best for you.

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      Melius mori in libertate quam vivere in servitute.

    4. Re:I can't say I am surprised.... by Rahga · · Score: 1

      Until France revokes their capitalism card, limiting workers to 35 hours (outside of overtime) is indeed weasily.... Simply put, it hurts the ability for the French economy to compete with productivity delivered by the rest of the world. The less money that flows into and out of France, the worse off the people, businesses, and government make out.

    5. Re:I can't say I am surprised.... by Rahga · · Score: 1

      It's not a problem for me, it's a problem for the people of France.... A problem that needs more press, IMHO ;) ....

    6. Re:I can't say I am surprised.... by ozborn · · Score: 1

      Sure, if you are a capitialist who doesn't have to work for a living and relys on others to make money for you - it's obvioulsy a problem. However if you have to work for a living....

    7. Re:I can't say I am surprised.... by merdark · · Score: 1

      The US should probably get 1st place hands down as weaseliest country, but no doubt the poll was US centric.

    8. Re:I can't say I am surprised.... by merdark · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Except that when people are forced (yes, like you have a choice) to work 40+ hours a week they likely become tons less effecient and the added stress gives all sorts of health problems.

      Of course, I guess in the US no one can afford health care, so the health problems probably dont' affect your economy at all. At any rate, I'd sooner live free in france then as a slave to the US government and corporations. Hell, if I had a choice, I'd even learn french!

    9. Re:I can't say I am surprised.... by Bull999999 · · Score: 1

      You should go ahead and go to France because there is a backlog of people trying to get into US to improve their lives.

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    10. Re:I can't say I am surprised.... by bogie · · Score: 1

      I'd say something about how dumb you look for trying to defend the King of liars(Bush) by calling others liars, but suffice to say there's not much point in trying to debate such a silly remark.

      Required reading for anyone tired of the Right-Washing.

      Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them
      Buy Here

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      If you wanna get rich, you know that payback is a bitch
    11. Re:I can't say I am surprised.... by WNight · · Score: 1

      Isn't the USA doing exactly the same thing, but at 40 hours? Past that I get mandatory overtime (mandated by the government) so my company rarely asks me to work those hours. Doesn't this seriously impare our ability to compete with the Chinese who will lock workers in factories for 14+ hour days?

    12. Re:I can't say I am surprised.... by Bull999999 · · Score: 1

      "I'm not going to try to make you understand."

      Then what are you babbling about?

      "Hell, Microsoft doesn't think they're doing anything wrong."

      I guess you haven't read their internal E-mails. MS sure knew they were doing something wrong when it "lost" a bunch of E-mails.

      "If you dont like this country then leave attitude"

      And guess what? A lot of immigrants left their country and came to US because of that attitude, and many of them are doing quite well.

      "there is only freedom of speech if doesn't go against out cultural norms."

      If that's true, why didn't the feds shutdown slashdot for anti-government comments?

      "One is I dont have the money to move their atm, maybe when I'm done with univ."

      Be my guest. US will be better off with less leeches like you. Heck, I've met many hard working Mexcians while I was with UPS and I'd consider even one of them more beneficial to US than ten leeches like you.

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    13. Re:I can't say I am surprised.... by Zemran · · Score: 1

      There is no reason why a country that stives to earn a fair income in an open market economy cannot have a social conscience. The term 'capitalism' sounds as stupid as 'communism' and implies some sort of ill thought out idealism. The real world that the rest of us live in means that we all chose our own standards to live by. Most European countries think that it is fair to make sure that the working people are treated fairly. Most third world countries think that the workers should be pushed to the limit without any consideration except for the money that can rung out of them. France is not a poor country and has shown that it has a good moral basis. If I were looking for a new home (and if I could speak the language) I would be happy to live there.

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      I love stacking my barbecues in the shed at the end of summer - you can't beat a bit of grill on grill action.
    14. Re:I can't say I am surprised.... by Zemran · · Score: 1

      It sounds like you listen to too much spin. Yes, there are thousands of people trying to get into the US to improve their lives. Just as there are thousands leaving the US to improve their lives. The way politicians blame 'immigrants' for problems is the same as the way Hitler (a German politician in the '30s/'40s) blamed the Jews for Germany's problems. It is done to take attention from the real problems that the politicians are doing little to solve. The majority of 'immigrants' work very hard and put far more into the economy than their indiginous neighbours. It would not win votes to say that they are better than you so they are portrayed as spunging parasites. Our economy needs more of them as our general population gets older and there are not enough young people around to do the work. As we educate our children to take office jobs we need immigrants to take away the rubbish and look after our gardens. They work hard and do well and we call them spunging parasites. I am leaving with thousands of other and you will say 'good ridance', I will be glad to get away from people like you and to live in a place where my hard work is appreaciated even though I will then be an immigrant.

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      I love stacking my barbecues in the shed at the end of summer - you can't beat a bit of grill on grill action.
    15. Re:I can't say I am surprised.... by Thomas+Miconi · · Score: 1

      Say what you want about Bush killing jobs, it doesn't even compare with the French enforcing a 35-hour max workweek

      The 35h work week was the first significant reform by Lionel Jospin.

      Under his 5 years government, unemployment fell down 35%.

      To oust him out of office, the conservative party launched an all-out media attack on insecurity, immigration, the usual populist far-right stuff. Result : Chirac won, the local fascist puppet came second, Jospin third. Wow, big surprise.

      Now after having applied their recipes (lower taxes for the rich, higher indirect taxes for the poor) for a year and half, they found that France, once the economic locomotive of Europe, has become a laggard.

      The 35 hour work week (which never made it to most small businesses anyway) is an ideal scapegoat.

      Guess what : Economy is not an exact science.

      Thomas Miconi

    16. Re:I can't say I am surprised.... by ponxx · · Score: 1

      As you might know productivity increases on the whole by a couple of % every year. So for a given amount of work you can produce more goods every year. Or you can produce the same amount of goods as last year with less work.

      The us-american conclusion is that we should all produce (and consume) more stuff.

      The french conclusion is that we should all work a bit less...

      I quite enjoy living comfortably of a relatively low amount of work (and i'm not even french :) ). OF course I could earn a lot more if i worked 50, 60 or more hours a week and did not take 6+ weeks of holidays every year. But I *don't want to*.

      Being a capitalist, maybe it helps for you to think of it as me "buying" leisure time. It's a luxury item that is more important to me than a bigger car/house/... What's the point in buying lots of expensive stuff if you have no time to enjoy it???

      Ponxx

    17. Re:I can't say I am surprised.... by merdark · · Score: 1

      Fortunately for me, I don't live in the US. What I meant was, "if I were hypothetically forced to choose the US or France, France would be it".

      And yes, there is a backlog of people who are poor as dirt trying to get into the US. Most of them who do get in, will end up living in poverty and many of their kids will end up in the Army simply because that's the only way they can afford school.

      Did you know that the US Army is now allowing in ANY foreigners and will give them Citizenship if they join? That's because they have too few people who enlist. So much for patriotic America.

      You seem very very patriotic. Why don't you enlist? I'm sure there are many joyful Iraqies who would just love to see you in their sights.

  25. Something's Missing by jgabby · · Score: 1

    SCO seems to be missing from the list, there.

  26. Re:Weasliest? by spoco2 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Or... considering it's a HUMOUR(yes, that's how we spell it in Australia) site... maybe it's just a bit of FUN?

    Geeze, calm down.

  27. Missing Option by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I e-mailed Scott with a late nomination of SCO as the weaseliest company and Darl McBride as thw weaseliest induhvidual but apparently nominations were closed for this year.

    Oh well, there's always next year. And at the rate the various cases are dragging out, the year after that, and the year after that, ...

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    They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither safety nor liberty.
    Ben
    1. Re:Missing Option by Soko · · Score: 1

      Mr. Adams seems to be very observant, so one can understand him not putting Daryl McBride and SCO in an award poll for weasels.

      Besides it being terribly insulting to the weasels to have them in such a poll, SCO and it's CEO would (IMHO) be better classified as asses - as in "having the same countenance as the un-washed behind of a warthog".

      HTH. HAND.

      Soko

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      "Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm." - Anonymous
    2. Re: Missing Option by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > I e-mailed Scott with a late nomination of SCO as the weaseliest company and Darl McBride as thw weaseliest induhvidual...

      Oh. I saw your subject line and thought you were going to complain about not being able to vote for Cowboy Neal.

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      Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
    3. Re:Missing Option by Nucleon500 · · Score: 1
      Me too! Still no reply. I wonder how the poll would have been affected with a write-in box. Especially if it was Slashdotted then, SCO and McBride could have won easily.

      It's almost spooky how much the description of a weasel matches McBride:

      Remember that being a weasel isn't the same as being evil. Serial killers, for example, are evil but they rank low on the weasel scale because they give you exactly what they promise. World-class weasels are people with hidden agendas and cynical motives. They're greedy, selfish, and power-hungry and they think you're not smart enough to stop them. Often they're right, and that's the most annoying thing about weasels.
    4. Re:Missing Option by drauh · · Score: 1

      I would have liked to see Diebold, makers of e-voting machines, on the list of options. They're weaselly in an area that's much more significant.

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      This is a tautology.
    5. Re:Missing Option by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      --And much like the warthog, McBride seems to have infinite "ammo."

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      == WolfriderV6 == I'm willing to admit that *I just might* be wrong... Are you??
  28. What's with the ACLU hate? by LocoSpitz · · Score: 1

    I just don't get it! If you don't like the ACLU, your problem is with the courts who keep ruling in their favor.

  29. Definition of a weasel by PS-SCUD · · Score: 1

    "A person regarded as sneaky or treacherous." From http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=weasel So.....how in the hell is Saddam Hussein less treacherous than George W. Bush, Michael Moore, Yasser Arafat, and Jacques Chirac?

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    "Much work is lost, for the lack of a little more." -Edward H. Harriman
    1. Re:Definition of a weasel by Rahga · · Score: 1

      I'm sure it's easy to define weasels only as those who you believe have had a direct impact on your life whenever you are morally equivalent or ignorant to history (or both).... There are a ton of people who think that (ahem) Israel needs to "give Palestine back to the Palestinians", and a ton of people who thought Iraq should not have been held to UN weapon restrictions unless the USA are held to the same standard.

    2. Re:Definition of a weasel by LauraW · · Score: 1
      >So.....how in the hell is Saddam Hussein less treacherous than George W. Bush

      Saddam may be evil, but to be a weasel you have to be sneaky and try to disguise how evil you are. Saddam never seemed to make much of an effort at sneakiness. He occasionally pretended to be a nice guy, but it was clear he was just going through the motions because that's what evil dictators do. He knew he was evil, and he knew we knew. The people who pretended to believe him, though, were weasels.

      Bush, on the other hand, is sneaky, but in a dumb sort of way. "Weapons of mass destruction? We never said there were weapons of mass destruction!" :-) The difference is that Bush and his minions seem to take it all seriously and expect us to believe it. Weasels.

    3. Re:Definition of a weasel by demonbug · · Score: 1

      Easy. He doesn't pretend to be your friend.

    4. Re:Definition of a weasel by WNight · · Score: 1

      That definition of weasel isn't standard. It would call a cat burglar a weasel simply because they sneak which isn't what an average person would say.

      Weasel is assumed to mean saying one thing while doing another, habitually. Not stopping when called on the lie. It also generally implies that they claim they're telling the truth at every step.

      As such, Saddam's crimes that, imho, deserve overthrowing him weren't WoMD, but his gassing of the kurds, the secret police and mass graves of dissidents, etc. He openly did all of that. I mean, he didn't advertise, but he didn't bother lying about it all the time, inventing excuses and so forth.

      Bush, while doing something I support in a way (deposing Saddam, kicking religious idiots out of control of Afghanistan, etc) is a weasel because he doesn't just say "These guys are killing thousands of innocents and show no signs of stopping". He completely ignores that and makes up bullshit stories about terrorists, despite that having been disproven time and again.

    5. Re:Definition of a weasel by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      I take it you didn't see the SouthPark Movie.

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      It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
  30. Obligatory by G-funk · · Score: 1

    But marge! Weaseling out of things is what seperates us from the animals.... Well, except the weasel.

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  31. Re:fattest nation on earth is USA by Motherfucking+Shit · · Score: 5, Insightful
    but OH NO fast food has NOTHING to do with it, right ?
    Nobody's saying that fast food has nothing to do with it.

    If I get a Bacon Double Whopper with king-sized fries for lunch every day, I KNOW I'm going to get fat. It's not Burger King's fault, for god's sake. If I go to the bar and order 5 shots of tequila, I KNOW I'm going to get drunk. When I miss work the following day from being hung over, should the bar be held liable?

    Fast food isn't healthy. I knew this when I was, like, 10 years old. How is it that some guy in his 30's just wakes up one day after a lifetime of Big Macs and decides "gee, it must be that evil McDonalds conspiracy to make me gain weight..." Fast food restaurants are in business to do one thing, and that's sell food. If you come inside with money, they're going to give you some food in return. How is this wrong?

    I guess I must have missed the fraudulent ad campaigns that White Castle put out about "eat our burgers 3 times a day and you'll look like Kate Moss." [Subway and Jared are getting borderline here, but it's supposedly a true story, and I imagine they'd have been whacked by the FTC if it weren't. I also imagine that Jared did a shitload of exercising that they neglect to mention in their commercials. Whatever; the guy didn't sue Subway.]

    People need to take some fucking responsibility for their own actions and their own meals.

    500 Internal Server Error.
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  32. Poll Results by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    From the posts so far, I wager this guess:

    80% democrats that are pissed they lost the election and will perpetuate lies until 2004.

    10% republican who won the election fair and square. argue all you like, but based on law and the electoral process, GWB won.

    5% green people, who i do think are from mars.

    5% independent people who don't know their head from their ass, and are just natually grumpy cause their party will never have a chance.

    1. Re:Poll Results by dvk · · Score: 1

      You forgot 10% of foreigners who ain't in any party but overwhelmingly anti-RNC, and 10% of commie plinco bastards (having actually lived in fUSSR, I earned the right to use the expression :)

      Hell, I'm pretty sure "the guy who urged the USA to develop nukes" would be voted as top weasel on /. - that is until someone bothered to point out that he was the geeks' hero, Einstein. Then again, him being a jew-boy who supported Israel, he probably would have been voted as a weasel anyway.

      -DVK

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  33. my sig has better candidates by dankdirk77 · · Score: 1

    see below

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  34. I find it odd by rock_climbing_guy · · Score: 1

    That they rated our President the Weasliest Individual, but they still rated the Democrats more Weasley than the Republicans.

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    1. Re:I find it odd by Jeremi · · Score: 1
      That's easily explained... Dubya got Weasliest Individual for pushing through idiotic foreign policy decisions based on obvious lies (or at best, half-truths), and the Democrats were rated Weasliest Party for rolling over and rubber-stamping those decisions even though they knew they were the wrong thing for the country.


      Thanks to their hand-in-glove co-operation, every single American citizen now has to fork over an extra $3,480 per year to the "Keep Iraq from Turning Into Afghanistan Fund", in perpetuity. I suppose it's not so bad though -- lots of that money will be going into the pockets of American companies (read: Halliburton and other year-2000 Bush campaign contributors), which will be good for the crony economy.


      Whatever happened to the idea of an opposition party, anyway?

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    2. Re:I find it odd by Hexydes · · Score: 1
      Are you sure EVERY SINGLE AMERICAN has to fork over $3,480.00? First of all, I'm sure you must have meant every United States citizen. So lets look at it that way.

      You propose:

      Every single citizen must pay $3,480

      Bush's proposed money for Iraq: $87 billion.

      Current US population: 292,388,125

      292,388,125 x $3480 = $1,017,510,675,000 or roughly $1.01 trillion.

      When last I checked, $87 billion != $1.01 trillion.

      Maybe you should re-check your math there, buddy. It looks to be a bit fuzzy.

  35. Re:fattest nation on earth is USA by Weaselmancer · · Score: 1

    I don't doubt that fast food is the proximate cause of obesity. Yes - eating Whoppers will make you fat. But nobody says you have to.

    Whatever happened to personal responsibility? If you're overweight, go to the damn grocery store, buy some rice and some vegetables. Some fish and lean chicken. Bake the fish. Bake the chicken. Steam the vegetables and boil the rice. When you're starting to get full, stop eating. How hard is that?

    It's not as convenient as fast food, true. But if that's your excuse, you're killing yourself for convenience. Living in McDonalds and blaming them for your problems is like blaming the gun in a game of Russian Roulette.

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  36. The GOP Vote Was Split by Farley+Mullet · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Another respondant noted that if you add Fox News and the Republicans together, you'd end up in the #3 spot. However, if you add the votes for the Republican-controlled White House and Congress together with the votes for the GOP, you get an astounding 11190 votes, fully 3240 more votes than the RIAA.

    1. Re: The GOP Vote Was Split by Bull999999 · · Score: 1

      But than you'll need to group RIAA with the Democrats. Remember Sen. Hollings?

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    2. Re: The GOP Vote Was Split by sheldon · · Score: 1

      The RIAA is led by a Republican lobbyist.

      http://www.wired.com/news/politics/0,1283,59803, 00 .html

    3. Re: The GOP Vote Was Split by Bull999999 · · Score: 1

      The RIAA uses trial lawers to sue consumers and guess which party is trial lawers' favorate?

      And I guess you didn't see foxnews.com's coverage on Arnold about his past comments and womenizing.

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    4. Re: The GOP Vote Was Split by sheldon · · Score: 1

      And I guess you didn't see foxnews.com's coverage on Arnold about his past comments and womenizing.

      What's this gotta do with the fact that RIAA is led by a Republican lobbyist?

  37. France by Macrobat · · Score: 1, Insightful
    I am so sick of France getting bad press here in jingo-land.

    France is the country that stood up to uber-weasel George W and refused to support a war of choice based on hearsay. They stood on principle and demanded evidence of WMDs (along with an apparent majority of the Security Council, although we'll never know for sure because GWB decided to attack without international sanction). Since when did seeking truth and not backing down to an economic and military superpower qualify as weasely?

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    1. Re:France by Manko · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yup, that anit-French propaganda works a treat there in the States, don't it? Luckily the rest of us in the free world can still form an opinion...

    2. Re:France by Manko · · Score: 1

      Italy was worse...

    3. Re:France by dankdirk77 · · Score: 1

      Its sad, but you must not know western european history. It was Winston Churchill who said he would not yield to the Nazis and the Third Reich. Concentration camps incinerated jewish families, and when the Nazi war machine came to France, it simply laid down its arms in fear of the german bombers, lest any of their precious art be burned.

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    4. Re:France by Call+Me+Black+Cloud · · Score: 1


      France stood up to the UN for many years and continued illegal sales to Iraq, and opposed Gulf 2 lest those sales be exposed.

    5. Re:France by greening · · Score: 1

      You most definately have a point there. Italy was Axis until they realized that they would lose and quickly tried to switch sides before they would be left out on the spoils...

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    6. Re:France by placeclicker · · Score: 1

      I guess you're mad they didn't vote completly liberal? Shut it and be happy GWB made the #1 individual.

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    7. Re:France by gomoX · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Too bad you think countries should know a lot about winning wars.

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    8. Re:France by DAldredge · · Score: 1

      France is also the country that stoped the EU from condeming the Malasian PM when he made anti Jewish remarks in a speach.

    9. Re: France by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > France surrendered to the Nazis without so much as a whimper you SCHMUCK...

      Ever compared the number of Frenchmen who died fighting the Nazis to the number of Americans who did?

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    10. Re: France by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > when the Nazi war machine came to France, it simply laid down its arms in fear of the german bombers, lest any of their precious art be burned.

      Your ignorance of recent history is stunning.

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    11. Re: France by Solarbeat · · Score: 1

      That's only because they happened to be in the way, or were trying to pull out a white flag instead of their guns.

    12. Re:France by Doomdark · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Hear, hear. Even if one disagrees with France's assesment of threat, it's weird that values that are so dear to most americans (integrity, standing up to what one believe's, not being pushed by bullies) are suddenly repulsive, when displayed by other nations. :-/

      Somehow it was always implied that there must be some other filthy reason for them not to be gung-ho about letting the super power go vigilante, than their general aversion to war.

      And on the other hand, few european leaders that openly supported US attack, such as Silvio Berlusconi, were portrayed as pretty much saints... ironic, considering that:

      • Berlusconi has long been claimed/suspected as being corrupt (although investigated, he hasn't been convicted), even using Italy's political standards.
      • Italy in general was (and is) very vocal against death penalty, and considers US practice barbaric... which used to strain countries' relationship prior to war.
      But I guess those leaders just knew how to play the game, and count on short memory (and lack of interest?) of US politicians, to gain some brownie points. I mean, they didn't really send much any soldiers, or do funding; words are cheap.
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    13. Re:France by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The United States of America's recent disgusting behaviour is based on FEAR, GREED, and ANTI-MUSLIM. The Americans need to have their nukes taken away with their seat on the security council. American and Weasel are synonymns. See how easily it turns around?

    14. Re:France by IM6100 · · Score: 1

      Somehow it was always implied that there must be some other filthy reason for them not to be gung-ho about letting the super power go vigilante, than their general aversion to war.

      It's not implied. The hard evidence shows that they've materially supported the Iraqi dictatorship for years. Up until the very end. French links are all over the munitions and sanctioned materials in Iraq.

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    15. Re:France by greening · · Score: 1

      I often wondered why America didn't focus much on history while a lot of Europe did. It's because they can only look back and see what great power they used to have. America can see it all around it.

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    16. Re:France by ealar+dlanvuli · · Score: 1

      If the United States wanted to conquer the world why haven't they done so already?

      Because then we would have to take over all of Europe, Africa, and South America.

      That's not really something that could be considered very practical.

      It's much easier to just put a puppet goverment in select countries.

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    17. Re:France by descubes · · Score: 4, Informative

      France stood up to the Nazis when Poland was invaded.

      The precise time table is:
      Sep 1, 1939: Poland invasion
      Sep 3, 1939: France declares war to protect its ally
      Sep 5, 1939: US proclaim neutrality in the conflict

      It's not until the US were attacked themselves that they came to the rescue. Who was the weasel?

      See this page for more info.

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    18. Re:France by utd-blaze · · Score: 1

      If the United States wanted to conquer the world why haven't they done so already?

      The United States can not conquer the world. It remains to be seen if the United States can even conquer Iraq. It has been demonstrated that the United States can not conquer Vietnam.
      The rest of your post just baffles me. Did you just copy random phrases from Fox "News" Channel?

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    19. Re:France by MoneyT · · Score: 1

      Interestingly enough, the setiment of the US population during the time where we declared a neutral stance was very close to the sentiment of now. Namely:

      *Stay out of other countries
      *Isolationism is the policy to follow
      *Let the rest of the world handle itself
      *Focus on america's internal problems.

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    20. Re:France by MoneyT · · Score: 1

      Indeed, and then any friendships ties or debts to france would have been erased when they engaged in war with the US during the French & Indian war.

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    21. Re:France by MoneyT · · Score: 1

      Umm... The US was never out to conquer Vietnam. Defend, yes, save and protect, yes, did it fail rather miserably at these, yes. That said, they still weren't out to conquer.

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    22. Re:France by Mecanico · · Score: 1

      French might not be saints, but definetly the US is quite a bit of a devil...

      Remember the black panthers? El Salvador?, Panama?, Colombia?, do you really know how involved the US government is with the situation in Africa? how many times has the US forced voting (winner) in Latin america? US needs to have a war everytime their economy goes down the hole?, Vietnam, Korea, Iraq (twice? what's the need? oh yeah I forgot theres oil, and Bush's company was the first authorized to harvest it, even through they are now saying theres not enough... just makes me think that a country in a weasel's hands is bound to become a weasel country...), Afganistan, Cold war with the soviets? this happens exactly every 10 years...
      It looks like a sport to them...

      Now, everyone here wants hard facts, and even through the US has mostly erased those from common knowledge, you'll be able to find some info though on your local library, and reading carefully the newspaper and, even better yet, reading foreign news, away from the government censor (yeah, there is quite a lot of censor in the US, and theres now more than ever), and why not ask someone that REALLY KNOWS (perhaps someone that lives where things happened?) before believing what people say about the matter?

      I didn't vote, but even through I don't like the french because they are weasels too (Nuclear testing in the sea), and they all look down other countries, I really think the US wins this one...

      Sorry if I made any mistakes with my english :)

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    23. Re:France by Trepalium · · Score: 1
      Perhaps you should open your eyes. Supplying weapons to religious extremists in Afghanistan. The Arabic nations (and South American, for that matter) were treated poorly by both the Soviets and Americans. Both sides used them as pawns against the other, neither really caring what happens to them. As soon as the soviets pulled out of Afghanistan, American support subsided as well. The entire cold war was nothing but a cruel game played out by the world leaders using otherwise independent countries as the pawns of the game. These are no "Soviet lies", but the difficult truth that both sides ought to face up to. Few of the countries that were unlucky enough to be involved in these games managed to obtain democratic government after the players were done with them.

      The world, and indeed, your government is not so black and white as you paint it. The US government has done some good things, and they have done some bad things. Perhaps we shall be lucky enough to count the involvement in Iraq and Afghanistan as one of the good things, but only time will tell. Will the US be able to get these countries back on their own two feet again, with democratic independence? I certainly can't say.

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    24. Re:France by HuguesT · · Score: 1

      And that is somehow anti-semitism on the part of the French, is it?

      Mahatir has made these comments many times. If you listen to them instead of jumping on the outrage bandwagon, you'll hear that he urges the Muslim world to do the SAME thing as Israel: develop technology, push science and the arts, become educated, shake off the traditional fatalism.

      He is saying that the Jews have an amazingingly effective lobby group (which is obvious in the US and elsewhere). This has allowed them to survive for centuries despite low numbers and general hostility.

      Because he framed that as a struggle between the Muslim and the Jewish world (it's not as if there isn't a conflict at the moment), he should be condemned?

      In the middle ages the Muslim world was a beacon of peace and culture, there is no reason why it couldn't be one now.

      Mahatir doesn't like Israel, that much is certainly true. Note that when Israel uses its military power to kill a few Hamas leaders and a lot of innocents bystanders, the US never condemns them either.

    25. Re:France by xlv · · Score: 1
      France is also the country that stoped the EU from condeming the Malasian PM when he made anti Jewish remarks in a speach.


      This is NOT true. This was fabricated and the israeli government said so today.

    26. Re:France by rsborg · · Score: 1
      It's not implied. The hard evidence shows that they've materially supported the Iraqi dictatorship for years. Up until the very end. French links are all over the munitions and sanctioned materials in Iraq.

      Just like the US, pal... maybe it's time we look at our own regime and see if the shoe fits. Ask our esteemed Secretary of Defense.

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    27. Re:France by jeti · · Score: 1

      Berlusconi has long been claimed/suspected as being corrupt (although investigated, he hasn't been convicted), even using Italy's political standards.

      But only because Berlusconi was able to rise above the law. Criminal cases can not even be investigated if his name shows up in them.

      (Shit like that can happen when the government (Silvio personally) controls the media.)

    28. Re:France by rnash · · Score: 1
      I didn't vote, but even through I don't like the french because they are weasels too (Nuclear testing in the sea)

      Before Algeria's independance, the French made their firtst tests in the Algerian desert (some in the air, some underground).

      Then they started in the Pacific as the American did (remember Bikini ?). The last tests (and at least all all made in the 80's) you heard about 1995-1996 were made underground (though some experts found some leaks), not DIRECTLY IN the sea.

      On this page (greenpeace archive), you'll see it :
      1960 - 1966 17 tests conducted in Algeria, including 4 atmospheric and 13 underground. ...
      1966 - 1992 175 tests detected at the Pacific test site, including 44 atmospheric tests (39 at Moruroa, 5 over Fangataufa) and 131 underground (123 at Moruroa, 8 at Fangataufa). Some low- yield tests may not have been detected by seismic monitoring however; unconfirmed military sources have put the total at more than 200.
      The last ones (1995-1996) were made unbderground .
    29. Re:France by utd-blaze · · Score: 1

      true. I was using conquer as a synonym for control, which it is not.

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    30. Re:France by Yokaze · · Score: 1

      The speech was also condemned by the European Union and Germany in particular, as well as by the United States, Australia and other Western states.
      [...]
      Speaking for the EU, Italian Foreign Minister Franco Frattini said that Dr Mahathir had employed "expressions that were gravely offensive, very strongly anti-Semitic and... strongly counter to principles of tolerance, dialogue and understanding".

      Source


      "The Foreign Minister (Silvan Shalom) praised a letter that Chirac sent to the Malaysian prime minister condemning his statements. We see in that letter, a reiteration of Chirac's known position against any kind of antisemitism," spokesman Jonathan Peled said late Sunday.

      source (Actually by the l'Agence France-Presse)

      I'm interested, where you are getting your news from.
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    31. Re: France by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      It must be so nice for you to be an ignorant liar. It never had much appeal for me.

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    32. Re:France by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      It's more proof that the illiterate can type.

      Why read history when he can get it explained to him by his imam?

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    33. Re: France by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      > France stood up to the Nazis when Poland was invaded.

      >The precise time table is:
      >Sep 1, 1939: Poland invasion
      >Sep 3, 1939: France declares war to protect its ally
      >Sep 5, 1939: US proclaim neutrality in the conflict
      > Funny you forgot to mention the sitzkrieg, with the french hiding behind the maginot line, hoping to once more save peace as they did in Muenich

      And you forgot to vilify the British for sitzing alongside the French.

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    34. Re:France by boogy+nightmare · · Score: 1

      Um, remind me, which country funded and trained Osama Bin Laden.......

      oh yeah...

      CIA rings some bells here

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    35. Re:France by LarsWestergren · · Score: 1

      Well said.

      Although what surprised me most was that for once someone on Slashdot got "Hear, hear" right, instead of typing "here! here!" like someone calling for their dog.

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    36. Re:France by indros13 · · Score: 1
      They did. I give them an 'A' for attitude.

      From Internet Encyclopedia, however:

      "After overrunning these countries Germany turned against France, entering the country through the Ardennes on May 13 - the French had made the fatal mistake of leaving this area almost totally undefended, believing its terrain to be impassible for tanks. Most Allied forces were in Flanders, anticipating a re-run of the World War I Schlieffen Plan, and were cut off from the French heartland. As a result of this, and also the superior German communications, the Battle of France was shorter than virtually all prewar Allied thought could have conceived. It lasted six weeks, after which France surrendered."

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    37. Re:France by Uncle+Dick · · Score: 1

      France had absolutely no interest in the territorial integrity of Poland of else they would have declared war on Soviet Russia at the same time. They simply knew that Hitler was not going to stop with Poland and wanted to stop him before he could mount a blitzkrieg on the French themselves.

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    38. Re:France by MountainBoiler · · Score: 1
      Nice distraction.

      Germany had a history of growth, already annexing Czechoslovakia. 03SEP1939 - France and Britain both declare war. France borders Germany and is an obvious target. Britain had a 20 mile gap of water protecting its borders from the Blitzkrieg, so it would be just a matter of time for them.

      Chamberlain still was preaching placation to avoid war. Didn't work, so he got the boot in favor of Churchill, who was unpopular for pointing out Germany's aggressions.

      The US resented involvement in WWI (a European affair) and really resented her children coming home in caskets. Not to mention our military at the time was woefully inadequate. Pacifists make a statement to try to keep us out of war. Hawks agree because the military wasn't ready yet. Build up capabilities so we can take part (hawks) or in case they are needed (pacifists). Then Pearl Harbor forces our hands, catapulting us into a 2 front war.

      What is your weasel point? As a democracy, the majority rules - and the majority can change positions as public opinion changes.

    39. Re: France by nathanm · · Score: 1
      Ever compared the number of Frenchmen who died fighting the Nazis to the number of Americans who did?
      Ever compared the number of Nazi collaborators in Vichy France to the number in America?
    40. Re:France by frekio · · Score: 1

      You know, I really don't think they chose France for their stance on the war. It makes sense that everyone is assuming that, but France has always sort-of been made fun of in the US (for whatever reason), and what would be a better choice that fits into this kind-of joking poll? America would make more sense, yes, but France is sort of a fun pick for weaseliest.

    41. Re:France by Gauchito · · Score: 1

      Actually, the Germans came very close to doing exactly what the Allies expected. The German High Command was contemplating a Schlieffen Plan style attack until a courier carrying the attack plans was forced down on French soil and captured. It was only after this happened that Von Manstein, who had been advocating an attack through the Ardennes, was given the attention he needed to get the plan in motion. If your interested, check out Guderian's Panzer General for an insider look on how decisions were actually made in the German command (it's biased, obviously, but he does have interesting tidbits in it).

      Incidentally, there is much grief given to the French over failing to cover the Ardennes. The Battle of the Bulge was launched through that exact same quarter by the Germans. The Americans actually put divisions in that front for R & R, also feeling that it was quiet.

    42. Re:France by junkgoof · · Score: 1

      Remember when France and Britain threatened to invade Czechoslovakia themselves if the Czechs did not surrender to Hitler? Surrender rough, defensible territory he would not have been able to take himself?

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    43. Re:France by Doomdark · · Score: 1
      It's not implied. The hard evidence shows that they've materially supported the Iraqi dictatorship for years.

      That/If France sold weaponry to Iraq (which it, like US, did, at least during war against Iran... but there's scant evidence it did during sanctions), does not really prove that there are such filthy reasons.

      Furthermore, your definition of "supporting" is different from mine, obviously. I don't see Safeway supporting me, even though I buy food from their stores. Nor does Slashdot support me, even though I read stories they publish. It may morally wrong to sell arms to certain countries. In some cases it may be illegal. But it does not constitute support, as is.

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    44. Re:France by Mof-Tan · · Score: 1

      France did jack-shit to the nazis when Poland was invaded.

      France and others were supposed to assist Poland in time of war. Poland was supposed to hold out against the much larger German army for two weeks.

      They managed to hold out for four weeks, and some units even longer.

      Now what did the rest of Europe do? They just held their breath and hoped the nazis would ignore them (only Sweden succeeded with this strategy).

      In my eyes that is being weasily to the highest degree. The accord between Poland and France was apparantly not worth the paper it was signed on.

      In the latest Iraq-war-hoopla both the US and France did massive amounts of spinning (WMDs, UN Resolutions etc.). The difference is that the US did it to instigate change for the better in the Arab world (which is tricky to achieve as everybody can acknowledge). France on the other hand did it for populistic (Chirac wants more say in world affairs) and self-enriching (France had not stopped having business dealings with Iraq as the US had) reasons.

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    45. Re:France by boogy+nightmare · · Score: 1

      you make a convincing arguement, its a shame every American that feels slighted talks like a sub-intellect moron like yourself.

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    46. Re:France by sharkdba · · Score: 1

      Sep 3, 1939: France declares war to protect its ally

      Please, that was the ONLY thing they did. Once Poland got invaded, France cried: "we declare war" in hopes that this would of some reason scare Germany. Then France did nothing. Absolutely nothing. No military operations on any kind. Germans quickly noticed how empty the French screaming was, and invaded them without much resistance.

      So please, whatever your opinions are, don't give France credit for something they never did.

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    47. Re:France by sharkdba · · Score: 1

      In the latest Iraq-war-hoopla both the US and France did massive amounts of spinning (WMDs, UN Resolutions etc.). The difference is that the US did it to instigate change for the better in the Arab world (which is tricky to achieve as everybody can acknowledge). France on the other hand did it for populistic (Chirac wants more say in world affairs) and self-enriching (France had not stopped having business dealings with Iraq as the US had) reasons.

      That was one of the best summaries of these events that I've seen. Thank you.

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  38. Re:Take that France by greening · · Score: 1

    The amazing thing about the French is that, if it weren't for us (America), they would be stuck speaking German and saluting Hitler. They crumbled almost immediately after Hitler attacked. Why we even still bother to consider them a real country after that, I don't know.

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  39. Freerepublic.Com by DAldredge · · Score: 1

    This poll was posted on freerepublic.com several times. It was also posted on sites like democratunderground.com.

    It was 'attacked by both/all sides of the issue.

    1. Re:Freerepublic.Com by IM6100 · · Score: 1

      No, it was just offered to wingnuts of various stripes to use as a ranting opportunity.

      There's not a 'both sides' to these issues. There's one big stupid bird, called government. It requires a left and a right wing to fly.

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  40. They dont't call Microsoft winner for nothing by jsse · · Score: 1
    • As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday and employees will receive their cards in two weeks. (This was the winning quote from Fred Dales at Microsoft Corporation in Redmond, Washington.)

    • How long is this Beta guy going to keep testing our stuff? (Programming intern, Microsoft IIS development team)

    • We recently received a memo from senior management saying: "This is to inform you that a memo will be issued today regarding the subject mentioned above." (Microsoft, Legal Affairs Division)

    (Source)
  41. Re:blaming fast food ? by andih8u · · Score: 1

    when's the last time someone came and pointed a gun at your head and made you eat McDonald's? The guy who's bringing the lawsuit against them because his kids are fat took them to McDonald's for a meal every day. The blame with fast food isn't the restaraunts fault any more than a brewer is responsible for an alchoholic. If you can't use things responsibly and in moderation than you should just get a chip implanted because you're not smart enough to think on your own.

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  42. Re:Weasliest? by Roofus · · Score: 2, Funny

    Pot Kettle you say? Perhaps.. but drugs can also be the answer.

    So can masturbation, which I'm sure many in this crowd are familiar with!

  43. Re:What about Al Franken? by dankdirk77 · · Score: 1

    Oh wait, he DID make the list... We should have Al Franken have gay anal sex onboard the international space station and broadcast it live on T.V. Just think, then, Bin Laden would see that gay anal sex w/ Al Franken is bigger than he is. It's in space! There is no Jihad in space yet. Jihad can't get to space. Then Bin Laden might wonder why god lets gay anal sex with Al Franken into space but not him? And he might give up... Just a thought...

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  44. THAT'S WHY I'M SO FUGGEN FAT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Got to move to one of those poor African countries ... at least for a while!

    [BTW: A recently published study has revealed lack of exercise is the main cause of obesity in children ... NOT diet]

    1. Re:THAT'S WHY I'M SO FUGGEN FAT by lucifer_666 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it was your fat fingers that prevented you from hitting the c and k key's huh? You need a Homer Simpsons Dialing Wand :-)

  45. Re:SCO. by ajensen · · Score: 2, Insightful
    That's how comics are sometimes. Funny one day, lame or senseless the next.

    But at least the attempt was made -- and it gave you something to whine or laugh about.

    -a

  46. Weasliest? Is that a word? by Genjurosan · · Score: 1

    I don't think that's a word. If it is, it's right up there with the non-word, company words, at my company...

    i.e.

    Re-Robsutification

    Decisioned

  47. What, no obligitory Homer Simpson? by Richie+Magoo · · Score: 1

    "Weaseling out of things is what makes us different from animals...except the weasel."

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  48. Re:fattest nation on earth is USA by craw · · Score: 1

    I hate to say this, but you might have the highest "weasel" factor of any /. id. Sorry, but while your post make a lot of sense, your id reduces it down to -1 Posted by a Weasel.

    Plus your user id number is too high.:-)

  49. Re:Take that France by Manko · · Score: 1

    and who helped you out against England huh?

  50. Re:fattest nation on earth is USA by Weaselmancer · · Score: 1

    Hadn't even considered my nick here and the thread I was posting in! Thanks for the best laugh I've had in a while =)

    Score -1, Weaselmancer

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  51. Re:LOL by craw · · Score: 1

    The ACLU has an agenda alright, just that it has nothing to do with the constitution. It has everything to do with what their political objectives are. And right now, they are everything anit-Bush administration.

    Like I wrote, the ACLU protects American civil liberties. So what does your last point mean?

  52. Re:Take that France by greening · · Score: 1

    Damn, I was hoping that nobody would bring that up. First, the revolutionary war was in our beyond early days. We were only 13 colonies strong, and barely any form of military. Both, England and France, had centries head start over us. Second, WWII was only 2 centries later and France had already crumbled.

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  53. Rush == SCO by ownedbybill · · Score: 1

    Amazing similarities:
    - Rush bashes Clinton for weed in college while he himself taking an opiate for years.
    - SCO bashes Linux for using it's code, while using Linux code illegally iteslf.
    Is Rush working for SCO?
    I guess what bothers me most about Rush (other than his racist, sexist, and untruthful banter) is that he bullied his maid into buying the drugs illegaly of the street for him. Yeah, there's a guy of moral standing you can put your trust into.
    Guy, get real. Rush is a lying batard (French loaf of bread on the ground).

    1. Re:Rush == SCO by greening · · Score: 1

      (other than his racist, sexist, and untruthful banter)

      I haven't listened to Rush very often until lately so the only incident that I can bring to mind about him being racist is the Donovan McNaab issue. So, I will talk about this right here (something I've wanted to complain about for a LONG time and here's my chance).

      First, Rush's statement was NOT racist in any form. It wasn't degrading McNaab in any way. He said he was overrated. He thought that he was because the *MEDIA* wanted a black person to succeed. If it's in any way racist, it's pointing out the media's racist bias. McNaab is overrated. He hasn't performed and the Eagles should have taken him off the starting line-up.

      Second, McNaab has NO room to complain about Rush "bringing race into his performance." McNaab complained to the Eagles manager stating that he wasn't earning what he deserves as the starting quarterback because he is black. If he doesn't like the pay, then go to a different team (except the Eagles are the only team stupid enough to pay him what he gets).

      Third, people who *play* sports are already overrated and overpaid. Why does somebody who plays a *GAME* get paid several million a year? They don't provide a useful service to the nation. We have ditch-diggers and teachers that deserve more money than they do. And people wonder why education in America is declining. (and all of my third point can be applied to actors/actresses as well)

      Forth, what happened to freedom of speech? Now, I can't walk out my door without offending some one of a different race. And people who try to speak on a broad forum (READ: TV) can't say anything that might upset anybody of an opposite race.

      Fifth, black people cannot complain about white racists. Black people are numerous times more racists than the most racist white man. They hold double standards (black people can us the word nigger and white people can't). There is a degrading term for each race (nigger, chink, gook, white-trash (or insert your favorite here, there are plenty to go around), etc.). Black people need to get over themselves. They aren't that great of people. Neither are white people, or asain, or any other person from a particular nationality. If you have seen the movie "American History X" there is a seen where Edward Norton says that the black people (or which ever race (it's been a while)) are keeping the white people down. I almost agree with that. It isn't the black keeping the white down, it's the black keeping the black down, white keeping the white down, etc. I just happen to believe that black people hold themselves down further than other races. Where I live, there are a number of upstanding black men and women that I've had the pleasure to work with, but there are many others that I have come across that are completely opposite. They don't try to better themselves, they have obscene amounts of children to be able to collect more welfare money (my hard earned tax-dollars, mind you), etc. There are also a number of white people in the same mud-hole. It's just the way things are.

      Sixth, slavery reparations. The largest load of bullshit I've ever heard. Why should black people today collect money for their great-great-great-great-grandfather/mother's suffering? They are in a better place now (would you rather go back to Africa?) and should be thankful that you were given American Citizenship. If they don't want to work for their money like every other tax-payer, then they can jump on a boat and go back to Africa. American Indians do have reperations (no tax (grumble)) and they rightfully should. Their land was taken, their offspring is affected by this daily. They do diserve reparations.

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    2. Re:Rush == SCO by ownedbybill · · Score: 1


      Glad you've gotten this off your chest. Writing can be therapeutic.

      I believe (and I guess also ESPN management believed) that this was a racist comment. It's cleverly worded, but under Rush's rules if the man is black and getting paid a lot and getting some media attention, it must be because of something other than his skill. It must be because of race and media bias. Anyways, Rush got fired, which was appropriate. His other comments in the past have been similar or much worse. One thing you can't argue that he isn't a drug-abusing hypocrite. He is a drug abuser by his own admission, and he's a hypocrite because he bashed others publicly about their drug problems and he had his own. Is this really a man you look up to? Sell your Rush stock before it's down to Enron level.

      >>Black people need to get over themselves
      I see that you have some problems similar to Rush's with stereotyping. Is this all black people you are talking about? When you meet a black person, is this the first thing that pops into your mind? All black people are the same? Think about it. You have a problem there bud. Try to think of everyone as individuals, and not put their race first in your mind. You don't have to end up like Rush.

    3. Re:Rush == SCO by numark · · Score: 1

      Forth, what happened to freedom of speech? Now, I can't walk out my door without offending some one of a different race.

      You certainly have the freedom to say whatever you want (barring a few, highly-specific instances related to dangerous situations). However, just because you have the freedom to say something doesn't mean you're free from the consequences of your speech. Freedom of speech only means that the government can't force you to not say something. Society has no obligation to encourage or accept your speech if it is perceived as being an unpopular opinion.

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  54. Re:Weasliest? Is that a word? by VoidPoint · · Score: 1

    I have the same question....perhaps we should be saying "most weasly"? But I don't want to be pegged as a grammar weasle.

  55. Weasliest behavior? Why, it's the AC! by Call+Me+Black+Cloud · · Score: 2, Insightful


    Nothing says "weasel" more than being AC. Unless your name is "Bob Smith" and your slashdot user id is "BobSmith", AC really has no benefit.

    I especially love getting a passionate response on some topic from an AC. "I feel so strongly about this topic that I'm not even going to tell you my fake name I use on slashdot."

    Yes, for true weaseliness you can't beat AC.

  56. Re:What about Second Amendment rights? by de+Selby · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If the NRA didn't exist, I suppose they'd take it up. But since the NRA does exist and holds HUGE weight and power, what's the point?

  57. Re:blaming fast food ? by VoidPoint · · Score: 1

    John Foreyt applied the ol' seventh grade scientific skill of linear extrapolation. It's ironic how many people you can fool when you know how to draw a straight line, and call it science.

  58. Re:Take that France by Manko · · Score: 1

    still, a friend is a friend is a friend?... or not?

  59. Re:Sorry excuse for "News", "Stuff that Matters" by dav1ross · · Score: 1

    Gutless Wonder. Has't got the guts to take responsibility for his own comment (by posting anonymously rather than using his login, that is if he ever took the time to create one.)

  60. Re:LOL by PD · · Score: 1

    That's because the agenda of the Bush administration is anti-constitution.

    BTW, while your hero Rush is in prison for doing drugs, I'll be available to explain what you see on Fox TV to you.

  61. Re:What about Second Amendment rights? by craw · · Score: 1

    The ACLU position is that it protect individual rights not those of a well-regulated militia.

    This can be debate ad nauseum, but as I wrote in my original post, individual rights.

  62. Congratulations. by oogoliegoogolie · · Score: 1

    You have the weasliest response to meaningless polls.

  63. Re:A theory on catching Bin Laden by Misch · · Score: 1

    ANd then leave some Santorum behind?

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  64. NAMBLA by LenE · · Score: 2, Interesting

    And trying to derail the California recall that was prescribed by the state constitution. They are supposed to be non-partisan, but aren't.

    ACLU has unfortunately become a whole den of weasels.

    -- Len

    1. Re:NAMBLA by fenix+down · · Score: 1

      So, what, NAMBLA is conservative now?

      They didn't argue anything about the state constitution in California, anyway, they were arguing that, since California's state department had declared that punch-card ballots were bad and should be replaced by better machines, holding an election while half the state was using "good" machines and the other half "bad" ones would be unfair. And they lost because the 9th circuit, unlike the SCOTUS, didn't feel it was their privilege to fuck with state election law. Both perspectives were reasonably valid and nonpartisan. Even the shots the 9th took at the SCOTUS were more professional contempt than partisanship.

  65. What color is the sky in your world? by DAldredge · · Score: 1

    A) Rush only said something because the Enquirer broke the story.

    1. Re:What color is the sky in your world? by MoneyT · · Score: 1

      So why didn't clinton own up when a newpaper broke the story?

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  66. What's wrong with France ? by JaCKeL+1.0 · · Score: 1

    Is it because they didn't want to do war that they get such a bad opinion??? I simply don't get it. May I ask my Americans fellows to some explanation, It would be very appreciate.

    1. Re:What's wrong with France ? by demonbug · · Score: 1

      There isn't really anything wrong with France, per se, it's just all those French people over there that mess it up.

      It's mostly due to the cuisine. How can you trust someone who eats snails? They are obviously so incredibly foreign that you could never really have anything in common with them.

      Also, their flag presents problems. It has a blue stripe, a red stripe, and a white stripe. The Russian flag has the same colors, all in three stripes. We all know that Russians are evil (actually, only those of us who were born back before the 80's know this, because it is what our government told us back then, though they have been mysteriously silent on the subject lately), and the similarity of flags clearly shows that the French are evil as well.

      Those are the two main reasons, I think. Its also partly the fact that back before 9/11/01, there used to be a couple big tall buildings in New York (so I'm told, I've never actually been there). As it turns out, the ideal position to plan and direct an attack on those buildings is from the top of a tall structure in New York harbor. Obviously this was the purpose of the "gift" the French gave to America. Thats right, the Statue of Liberty was clearly planned from the start to aid the French in carrying out terrorist attacks on Americans.

      See, our hatred of the French is well justified, as my exhaustive proof fo their evil reveals.

    2. Re:What's wrong with France ? by Detritus · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's because they are more concerned about getting paid for past contracts and winning new contracts than the welfare of the Iraqi people and the security of the Middle East.

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    3. Re:What's wrong with France ? by CatPieMan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Don't let anyone fool you. The French are just as bad, if not worse, to Americans as we are to them.

      (You can choose not to believe these since there is no reference, or I can quickly write up my experiences in France and link to that, it is just as valid).

      Parisians are the worst that I met, Southern France is quite nice and the people are too. But Paris, wow, they are terrible. They will run into you at full speed on roller skates and then run away.

      They also (this past summer) called a young person of asian decent a 'nigger' simply because he was an American (yes, you can tell) and dark skinned.

      Once you get outside of Paris, the people are mostly nice (there are always exceptions in every crowd and this goes both ways). My guess is that too many people only see Paris, have some bad run-ins, and assume all French are like that.

      I personally dislike the 'newspaper' le Monde (the world). On Sept 11th of this year they published a political cartoon of what looked like a 747 with "USA" on the side hitting two towers that appeared to be the WTC, the towers being labeled "Chille". That is unexcusable, at least to me.

      -CPM

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  67. Re:Someone mod that "Funny" by merdark · · Score: 1

    Hint to the bigot. One violation does not make France worse than the US. The US has many many many more than one violation of UN treaties and sanctions. Add to that, it's the only country in the world that has been officially found guilty of international terrorism in the world court.

    Of course, the US is so damn weasily that they don't even acknoledge the world court! Really, get away from your US propaganada and read the real news.

  68. Well done mod by donscarletti · · Score: 1
    Whoever modded this guy up deserves an extra 5 mod points to spread their magic elsewhere on slashot for showing that wineing AC parent who the lame unfunny one is by modding this one up.

    It makes me think that if "anonymous coward" was an actual user, not a special case: the user would have a huge negative karma and would never be able to post on slashdot again.

    Well, in a closing remark, just to bring this post back on-topic so I don't get modded myself, I congratulate the makers of that pole for making such tremendous nominations. If I were asked to vote I would be overwhelmed like a child on a candy store by how many I wanted to vote for in the same list.

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    1. Re:Well done mod by gr0ngb0t · · Score: 1, Troll

      I congratulate the makers of that pole for making such tremendous nominations

      FUCK! ITS POLL YOU DIPSHITS NOT "POLE"... JESUS FUCKING H CORBERT!!!

    2. Re:Well done mod by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      /. is living proof that illiterates can type.

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    3. Re:Well done mod by FurryFeet · · Score: 1

      >>I congratulate the makers of that pole for making such tremendous nominations

      >FUCK! ITS POLL YOU DIPSHITS NOT "POLE"... JESUS FUCKING H CORBERT!!!

      I thought he was congratulating John Paul II's parents.
      Not that it makes sense, but then again, it doesn't need to (this is still Slashdot, right?)

    4. Re:Well done mod by gr0ngb0t · · Score: 1

      indeed... being the parent poster, im amazed i got modded up at all. had a shit day at work, and needed to yell at something, so a random spelling nazi remark was what i needed :)

  69. Re: A theory on catching Bin Laden by Black+Parrot · · Score: 3, Insightful


    > As for Bin Laden, I'm sure that with the billions of taxpayer dollars we give the Military Industrial Complex each year, we are only days from finding a man in a cave, and another one on the run in Iraq.

    Pardon my cynicism, but I suspect he's not being caught so that the Bush Administration will have a boogeyman to scare domestic audiences with.

    Saddam's probably vacationing in the Bahamas while the US military pretends to look for him.

    (Sigh.... Before Bush got appointed I used to laugh at conspiracy theorists.)

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  70. Re:Someone mod that "Funny" by mlk · · Score: 1

    What? The US abide by the UN?
    When was that?

    (not that any where else does either....)

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  71. She tasted blood..... by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

    And now she want's more...with other men. It's part of the female role you see. They will fuck who ever they can to make themselves feel important. Seriously, chicks are just as bad as guys. Get over it. Sex is part of life. In fact...it IS life.

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  72. Duh by dmiller · · Score: 1
    Say what you want about Bush killing jobs, it doesn't even compare with the French enforcing a 35-hour max workweek.

    You do realise that the purpose of an enforced 35-hour work week is to create more jobs? The concept is simple: share the same workload over more workers. For that purpose, it makes more sense than a bunch of tax cuts. Especially dividend tax cuts, which encourage shareholders to pull more profit out of their holdings (as opposed to taking it as capital growth). Such profit maximisation is usually done by *cutting* jobs.

  73. Re:come on, ./ editors. pay attention by WNight · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why can't people accept that Dubya *is* a weasel? It's pretty much fact, he can't even come up with a consistent lie and keeps changing his story on terrorism as it justifies some new goal.

    I'm pro-invasion of Iraq and Afghanistan. They're better off under military occupation than with the dictators they had. That doesn't mean I have to think Dubya did it for the right reasons. I think they should shoot Osama, but I think Ashcroft is a dangerous McCarthy wanna-be...

    You don't have to claim either of them are upstanding people just because they're in the same political party.

    Anyways, Jeffery Dahlmer could get 40% approval, regardless of party, because most of the US voters I know support their party's president blindly. It's also traditional for the US to "stand behind" a president in wartime.

  74. Re:SCO. by macdaddy357 · · Score: 1

    While giving them a weasel award might be fitting, as they are weasels, it would also give them free publicity. Let's not do that.

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  75. France has reduced its lead... by rsidd · · Score: 1
    though that may be because the US was not competing last year. (And I wonder why Tony Blair wasn't listed among "weaselliest politicians" this year.)


    There are other interesting differences too. Here are last year's results.

  76. www.sexclub.tv has similar problems by Alystair · · Score: 1

    Except they don't complain, they just join the fun! :D

  77. The obvious question by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

    Where's the Cowboy Neal option you insensitive clods?!

  78. Re:Weasliest? by mlk · · Score: 1
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  79. Re:What about Al Franken? by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

    Yes, because we all know how intellectually dishonest and misleading Al Franken is.

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  80. Re:Someone mod that "Funny" by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

    So have we. We've often bucked UN Sanctions, treaties and other signs of good will for our own interests.

    Anyone remember the ABM-ban we wiped our asses with?

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  81. Re:Weasliest? Is that a word? by interactive_civilian · · Score: 1
    Well...IIRC, any adjective that ends in "-y" can be made into a comparitive or a superlative by changing the "-y" to "-ier" or "-iest" respectively.

    So, assuming that "weasly" is a word, then "weasliest" is a perfectly acceptable superlative.

    Since language is not static, and that we all understand what is meant when someone says "weasly", I think we can safely assume "weasly" to be a word of some sort, though maybe not officially. ;-)

    Why yes. I do happen to be full of sh!t at times. Why do you ask? ;-)

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  82. Re:Someone mod that "Funny" by de+Selby · · Score: 1

    Add to that, it's the only country in the world that has been officially found guilty of international terrorism in the world court. ...
    Of course, the US is so damn weasily that they don't even acknoledge the world court!

    I know the US has done a lot of bad things. I've read Chomsky and Zinn and listened to communists speak.

    But really, develop some perspective. The US the only country being found guilty! It smells of something other than innocent impartiality and pure want of justice. That's overlooking Hitler to get some low-grade mugger.

    It doesn't speak well for the world court and gives the US very good reason to doubt it.

  83. Homer says... by Shamashmuddamiq · · Score: 1

    ``Marge, don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals!... except the weasel.''

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  84. Re:Take that France by DJTodd242 · · Score: 1

    Comments like this always make me sigh to myself. You do realise that EVERY country that Germany attacked in WWII "crumbled almost immediately" as you so aptly put it.

    Save England and Russia of course, who had the advantage of beneficial geography. Can't march an army across the channel too easily, and Russia was able to trade territory for time.

    So get off your high horse and stick to arguing a subject you're informed about.

  85. Re:Weasliest behavior? Why, it's the AC! by IM6100 · · Score: 1

    Unless your name is 'Call Me Black Cloud' and it says that on your ID, you're only one thin layer removed from 'Anonymous Coward.'

    Or werent' you aware that you're operating under a psuedonym? Hell, you don't even have contact info displayed on your account.

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  86. Re:In other obvious News by aws4y · · Score: 1

    Actualy I have looked at this in some detail, and as long as it is for academic purposes the code is mine to use. For some reason I tend to code out most of my assignments for my Astronomy class and I usualy put a GPL notice so the professor, and the University understand that I have asserted copyright on my homework. Besides it was suppose to be a joke Because I am so l337

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  87. Re:Weasliest? by MoneyT · · Score: 1

    I would argue that a group who's constituites actualy know how to use a voting ballot properly have a better chance of understnading a fair voting system.

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  88. Re:fattest nation on earth is USA by HillBilly · · Score: 1

    But doesn't it all balance out if you wash it down with diet coke? ;-)

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  89. Re:What about Second Amendment rights? by MoneyT · · Score: 1

    Thankfuly for us, the 2nd amendment is individual rights (as is the rest of the bill of rights). see here for more info

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  90. Re:Wal-Mart by Bull999999 · · Score: 1

    While Wal-Mart may have played a big role in the demise of mon-n-pop shops, it was the consumers thatthat destroyed the mom-n-pop shops.

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  91. Re:What about Second Amendment rights? by MoneyT · · Score: 1

    You're not suggesting that just because one organization takes up a cause that no other organization should take up that cause too? If that's the case, I guess I'll stop worrying about IP laws because the EFF has that covered.

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  92. Weasel's format by Tomorrowist · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What struck me is how the options could help determine the winner. Take the top selections for weaseliest individual, for example. GW Bush won handily over Moore, Arafat, and Chirac.

    One could make three separate comparisons. 55% of the people may find Bush more of a weasel than Moore. 47% may find Bush more of a weasel than Arafat. 50% may find Bush more of a weasel than Chirac. In general, it would be the same people calling President Bush the bigger weasel in each of those comparisons; to over generalize, we can call such people liberals. Similarly, people-we-could-overgeneralize-and-call-conservati ves would always tend to defend President Bush.

    Because there is only one big name 'conservative' (Bush) drawing all the 'liberal' votes and three big name 'liberals' (Moore, Arafat, and Chirac) drawing the 'conservative' votes, the outcome is preordained: President Bush is called the biggest weasel. Or, the bigger lesson could be that 'liberals' are more focused in their accusations of weaselality.

    Granted, I've made some generalizations here. And this is a fun poll, not a national election. But my point remains. I can't get the expression 'lies, damned lies, and statistics' out of my head.

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    1. Re:Weasel's format by fruey · · Score: 1

      Let's see...

      - Bush weasel : Invading Iraq

      - Arafat weasel : standing by his people's desire to get back land that Israel annexed from them (note: nobody has proved that Arafat does not support, nor is affiliated with, terrorist organisations... except those which are as elusive as the WMDs)

      - Chirac weasel : just happened to be against the war in Iraq, turns out even the US troops out there don't understand why they're there any more, and Chirac was following public opinion. Not exactly weasly

      - Moore weasel ... never heard of any Moore in the press I'm reading, who is he/she?

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    2. Re:Weasel's format by daBass · · Score: 1

      Isn't "liberal vote splitting" exactly what got dubya in the white house anyway? (that, and some weasly breaking of laws)

      Looking at the results of this poll, most voters would have been from the US, most non-US people wouldn't even have heard of many of the options on the list!

      What surprises me is that GWB is considered so much more of a weasel than Sadam and yet who do Americans support kicking out of office? They need to get their priorities straight, man.

    3. Re: Weasel's format by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > and three big name 'liberals' (Moore, Arafat, and Chirac) drawing the 'conservative' votes

      If you think Arafat is a liberal, you need to lay off the OxyContin.

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    4. Re: Weasel's format by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > - Bush weasel : Invading Iraq

      ^w^w \input{bush-biography.tex}

      > - Moore weasel ... never heard of any Moore in the press I'm reading, who is he/she?

      A US filmmaker reviled by the my-country-right-or-wrong crowd for speaking out against the invasion of Iraq. They've been pooping on him for the same reason they've been pooping on the Dixie Chicks and the French.

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    5. Re:Weasel's format by imr · · Score: 1

      It's going to be a surprise to you but Chirac is a conservative.

    6. Re:Weasel's format by (eternal_software) · · Score: 1

      Umm.. there were a lot of individuals besides Bush on that list that would be considered conservatives/big business that liberals could vote for:

      Ariel Sharon
      Bill O'Reilly
      Ann Coulter
      Richard Grasso
      Bill Bennett
      Jack Grubman

    7. Re: Weasel's format by dvk · · Score: 1

      > > and three big name 'liberals' (Moore, Arafat, and Chirac) drawing the 'conservative' votes

      > If you think Arafat is a liberal, you need to lay off the OxyContin.

      Note the quote marks, mister. He's not a liberal, he's a 'liberal'-supported guy. I.e. most Democrats would prefer an active terrorist, the guy who invented airplane highjacking, etc... to be their leader. Figures.

      -DVK

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    8. Re:Weasel's format by Froggy · · Score: 1

      Yasser Arafat's a *liberal*? What, anti-gun, pro-choice, pro-environment, in favour of progressive taxation and against business subsidies?

      Blimey. So much for my understanding of international politics. Well, you learn something new every day.

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      It is a woman's prerogative to change other people's minds.
    9. Re:Weasel's format by n8_f · · Score: 1

      Because there is only one big name 'conservative' (Bush) drawing all the 'liberal' votes and three big name 'liberals'.

      As I recall, he didn't do to well against just one big-name liberal.

  93. Re:Weasliest behavior? Why, it's the AC! by Call+Me+Black+Cloud · · Score: 1

    Yes, that's my point and why AC is the highest (lowest?) level of weaselihood. Unless you're using your real name here you're already anonymous. AC is just hiding a pseudonym.

  94. Weaseliest wildcard 'service' by startling · · Score: 1

    Different spellings of 'weaseliest' have appeared in this thread. In future, if anyone mistypes or misspells words their posts will be redirected to the VeriSin Kashfinder Weaselservice. Thank you.

  95. Re:Knock off the Bush bashing. by MoneyT · · Score: 1

    Likewise, other people are allowed to express their opinions of your opinions and their opinions of what should happen to you.

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  96. But the food business is still quite weasley... by Ogerman · · Score: 1

    Weaseliest Behavior was 'Blaming fast food restaurants for making you fat.

    What is far more disturbing than people getting fat on fast food is skinny people (who can otherwise handle the calories) getting clogged arteries because of it. And *this* is a preventable situation.

    In brief: To make it last longer, the vegetable oil used for frying by all the major fast food joints (and unfortunately most other restaurants too) is hydrogenated. This is an inferior and outdated process that creates trans-fatty acids. Trans-fatty acids clog arteries like nothing else. It's significantly worse than eating animal lard.

    Incidentally, this is not just a problem for restaurants. Any processed food that has "partially hydrogenated vegetable oil" or "shortening" has at least some trans fats.

    Since the early 80's, it has been known through research that trans-fats are really bad. In response, improved processes have been created to eliminate trans-fat production. However, after all this time, most restaurants and food processors have still not switched to the healthier oils because (3 guesses....) it would cut into their profit margins. The better oils are currently more expensive because they are in less supply (due to insufficient demand!)

    So, while I have little sympathy for somebody getting fat from eating McD's every day, I do for the uninformed skinny person who thought they could get away with eating certain restaurant and processed foods. It is estimated that at least 30,000 premature deaths occur each year because of the prevalence of hydrogenated oils in the American diet. See the Harvard study below.

    For more information:
    http://www.hsph.harvard.edu/reviews/ transfats.html
    http://www.bantransfats.com/

    Somebody mod this up.. This is something that all geeks need to read if they haven't already. I personally have changed my diet significantly, being one of those skinny folk who previously thought they were safe.

    1. Re:But the food business is still quite weasley... by PReDiToR · · Score: 1

      Thank you, I am one of these people you speak of, and you may have just saved the NHS a few thousand (why doesn't my (pound) symbol show?) one day =)

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  97. Re:What about Second Amendment rights? by de+Selby · · Score: 1

    An anonymous respose to my post pointed one good example of the ACLU defending the 2nd amendment. I'm sure there are more.

    And it's my perception (totally unverified) that the NRA, defending one amendment, is just as big or bigger than the ACLU, defending the rest.

    I'd guess (I'm guessing about everything here) that it's just the best use of resources to do so.

  98. Top Slashdot Editor Weasel by Bob+Cat+-+NYMPHS · · Score: 1

    Timothy, no doubt about it.

    Watch him use his secret mod points to make this -1.

  99. Did you really expect it to win? by devphil · · Score: 2, Interesting


    Everybody's heard of Microsoft, Dubya, France, and politicians. The tactics of the RIAA have been making mainstream press.

    SCO and Darl McBride are hardly household words in any country, and certainly not in America.

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    1. Re:Did you really expect it to win? by dolo666 · · Score: 1

      We're getting some digs in on some of these weasels at doomforcolumbine.com

      It's a Doom 3 total conversion that sets out to lampoon quite a few weasels with wacky non-lethal weaponry. New York Times ran a bit about us, without fully knowing what we're up to. My guess is they would have included info about how you could smack Dubya with a giant flyswatter in our game for points.

    2. Re:Did you really expect it to win? by zlexiss · · Score: 1

      Yes, but how about among dilbert.com readers?

  100. heh by martin-boundary · · Score: 1
    Please, one evidence at a time. Where are the WMD?

    If all you can do is regurgitate what the administration says on FOX news, then you're a tool.

    Don't be a tool.

  101. Re:What a bunch of pathetic asswipes by cyt0plas · · Score: 1

    Personally, I've seen more of my freedoms sacrificed by Bush then taken by Saddam or Osama. As Benjamin Franklain said, "He who would sacrifice essential liberty for temporary security deserves neither security nor liberty".

    The poll is for weasley people, not murders. For what it's worth, Baddam would beat Bush hands down in a Murderous poll.

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  102. ACLU supports Exercise of Religion by lostnihilist · · Score: 3, Informative

    agreed. Probably the most controversial (controversial insofar as it perpetrates the myth that the ACLU is 'Weasly') point brought up is that the ACLU doesn't protect the free exercise of religion. Luckily, it is also the easiest to disspell.

    1) Freedom of Religion Bill supported by the ACLU to protect the exercise of religion by individuals.
    2) ACLU helps Falwell in VA I'm sure you'll never hear about that on FOX news or Christian press. The ACLU helped the Rev. establish a church with all the rights of normal corporations, ending that form or religious discrimination.
    3) The infamous veiled photo for driver's license case The most pressed argument is of course national security. But as is easily seen if anyone bothers to RTFA, 800,000 ID's have been given without a photo, so why worry about this one with an 'incomplete' photo.
    4) The ACLU's efforts to keep government influence out of churches and in the hands of the peoples of the respective faiths
    5) Keeping religious discrimination out of Head start

    I found this in 30 seconds of searching. This doesn't even begin to scratch the surface of cases where individual's religious preferences have been protected by the ACLU. If you were to go to each state's press archives, you'd find dozens of cases where the ACLU has helped to force schools to allow students to pray. The confusion comes in because most people (and apparently alot of people on Slashdot and school administrators) are entirely incapable of distinguishing between a state actor and an individual actor. When you've learned 4th grade civics, maybe you can speech more intelligibly about civic issues.

    1. Re:ACLU supports Exercise of Religion by Cat_Byte · · Score: 1

      Did you even read these articles? (the moderator who modded it up too)
      1) ACLU Hails Plans to Sign Religious Freedom (dated Sept 22, 2000)- They didn't...it's been over 3 yrs.
      2) Churches becoming Incororporated in one state? This is over a year old and has nothing to do with freedom of religion. The constitution guarantees nothing about business practices of a non-profit organization.
      3) I agree with this one.
      4) "protects against discrimination or misuse of government funds by religious organizations." Protects against misuse of funds? Sounds good to me.
      5) I read this bill 4 times & don't see one instance of what they claim in this article. "with respect to the employment of individuals of a particular religion to perform work connected with the carrying on by such corporation, association, educational institution, or society of its activities." - sounds like if you're atheist, don't bother applying for a job at a Catholic school to me. It sounds very fair too. Religion oriented jobs depend on people of that faith as much as astronomers need to know astronomy. If either are not followed, chaos ensues in the workplace. If I was in a Christian school I would not want an atheist teacher or a Buddhist science teacher.

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    2. Re:ACLU supports Exercise of Religion by Cat_Byte · · Score: 1

      You sound just like an anonymous coward...oh wait you are! Did you even read what I typed? Did I say Buddhism had anything to do with science? I said in a CHRISTIAN school (not buddhist), a Buddhist teacher would be teaching (and praying since it's a religious school) with the children who have paid tuition towards a school that is based on a certain denomination. It was an example. In your own words....you prick. Next time READ. You didn't even have time to read the linked articles to reply.

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    3. Re:ACLU supports Exercise of Religion by Cat_Byte · · Score: 1

      No, what he is implying is that I'm a "prick" for saying it shouldn't be legal to sue for discrimination because a Protestant applied for the Pope position & didn't get the job based on religious discrimination. He didnt' read the articles.

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    4. Re:ACLU supports Exercise of Religion by lostnihilist · · Score: 1

      the argument that the ACLU is attempting to prevent a Catholic organization from not hiring non-Catholics makes sense, EXCEPT FOR (the key issue) that the use of state/federal funds to enforce that decision makes the state involved in seleting employment based on religion, which is what was at issue.

  103. SCO? by bluepinstripe · · Score: 1

    I have to say (Well, okay, I don't have to, but I will.), I am a little surprised Microsoft beat out SCO.

  104. Wow! by EverDense · · Score: 3, Funny

    That's the first poll Dubya's ever won.

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    1. Re:Wow! by MobileC · · Score: 1

      He's the Prez so actually it's the second poll he's won.

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  105. Re:LOL by Cat_Byte · · Score: 1

    Without thoroughly reading comments, I tend to believe the non AC posts.

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  106. Re:What a bunch of pathetic asswipes by lateralus_1024 · · Score: 1

    I agree. Bush should've had many more votes. I suspect foul play.

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  107. I demand a recount! by Little+Brother · · Score: 1

    Oh, wait, nevermind.

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  108. Re:Weasliest behavior? Why, it's the AC! by Call+Me+Black+Cloud · · Score: 1

    Good point, but...

    once you register you get a link to automatically log you in here. The only time I've had to remember my slashdot password is when I move to a new computer. Also, I've never received any e-mail as a result of posting here. I just don't display my e-mail address...

    To keep track of all the (important) logins I use Password Safe, free from here. That's the older version, sourceforge has a later version.

  109. Re:Someone mod that "Funny" by AvantLegion · · Score: 1
    You're absolutely right. And that's part of the point.

    Praising one and damning another is just putting on blinders.

  110. Re:Someone mod that "Funny" by descubes · · Score: 1

    Anyone that can say with a straight face that France defended Iraq for commercial reasons is a tragic illustration of the power of propaganda.

    (Hint to the deluded: Iraq at its best was about 0.3% of the commercial exchanges with France. So we'd piss off one of our largest commercial partners for this fraction of a percent? Get real, lamer.)

    See Damn french for more info.

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  111. Re: Weasliest? Is that a word? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


    > I have the same question....perhaps we should be saying "most weasly"? But I don't want to be pegged as a grammar weasle.

    I was going to suggest the same thing, but I didn't want people to think I was being anal-retentive.

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  112. Re:come on, ./ editors. pay attention by canajin56 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Just so you know, Afghanistan is still under the same dictators. The Taliban kept the warlords in line. A bunch of warlords, called the Northern Alliance, didn't like them, and never did. The US backed them up and toppled the Taliban. The warlords got what they wanted: absolute rule back again, like they had before the Taliban. Before, a woman couldn't go to school, and couldn't go out in public without a burka or she would be arrested. The stories told pre-war about being killed were true...but for Northern Alliance territories, not Taliban. The Taliban were very harsh to rapists and woman beaters (Unless he was her husband). Now, she is legally allowed to go to school. and work...but she will be beaten to death. And if she doesn't wear a burka...she will be beaten to death and/or raped. The Taliban may have repressed women, but they protected them, and killed rapists. Things are worse for everybody in Afghanistan. Not that they were very good under the Taliban, but they were STILL better off. The Coalition keeps things in order...but they can barely even control Kabul; the rest of the country is left entierly at the mercy of the same warlords who have always ruled. And the Coalition is hiring most of the Taliban back to work the "new" government anyways. The opium trade, which the religious Taliban condemned, is back in full tilt, flooding the streets of Britain with Afghani heroin again, and the CIA coffers with drug money. Food is a problem, because farmers fields are full of American mines.

    Were things bad for Afghanis, especially women? Yes, most definatly. But they are worse now than they once were.

    Now, Iraq: Americans have killed more innocents than Hussein is said to have. Also, the "rape rooms?" Bush made them up on the spot. The story about gassing the Kurds? Untrue, at least as far as the CIA is concerned. In the Iraq-Iran war, the two sides were fighting for control of a city, for its hydro-electric dam and water resevoir. Both sides used chemical weapons on each other (Both kindly provided by the CIA for just such a purpose, by the way) and the Kurdish civilians were killed in the crossfire. However, they were killed by some sort of blood-agent. The Iraqis used mustard gas, which is not a blood-agent. The Iranians used some form of cyanide, which IS a blood-agent. The CIA report on this event concluded that the Kurds were killed accidentally, and were not the intended targed (But, of course, what do you expect using toxic gas weapons in a city?) and also, that it was highly likely that they were killed by Iranian chemical weapons.

    Gas was cheap (a few cents US per gallon), health care was free, there was food and water (Most of the water and sewage infrastructure had FINALLY been rebuilt after Gulf War I) Political disenters were thrown in jail, or possibly killed. Just like in Saudi Arabia and Kuait, two "good guys". Saddam didn't like the Shi'ites, but he didn't persecute them. Iraq was the only non-secular government in the middle east.

    Now, gas costs as much as it does in the US (Since most of the oil is now being shipped to the US and Israel), health care is in shambles (Even wounded US soldiers have to wait in squalid conditions) power, water, and sanitation is out everywhere. The streets are radioactive, measuring 1700x normal background radiation at some parts. The US says it will learn from Israel how to repress a conqured people, and it does: US soldiers beat farmers and buldoze their crops. Collective punishment for the attacks on US soldiers. Collective punishment is a war crime...not that the US cares, they have not signed any treaties, and Bush said he will attack any country that charges a US soldier with war crimes. Women now live in fear, more than they ever have. The Shi'ites are outraged by the murder of a leader. Were they actually allowed to vote for who they want, the next government would by just like Iran's. But it won't, since the US choses who can run.

    Ask a random Iraqi, or a random Afgh

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  113. Re:come on, ./ editors. pay attention by rodrigo_braz · · Score: 1

    I suppose you could interpret the comment as "congratulations to those winners which were deserving" (and not to the ones who got it by chance or unfairly).

  114. I'm sick of those bashing the French! by xutopia · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Whenever someone bashes the French for being arrogant I wonder who's the real culprit.

    I guess most Americans only ever saw the video of Jacques Chirac shaking hands with Saddam Hussein and never the one of Donald Rumsfeld shaking hands with the Iraqi leader.

    The French like the Americans have been in bed with Saddam Hussein at some point in time. If the French are weasels because of that, what does that make Americans? Iraq is an important country geopolitically and if any country didn't at one point have ties with it they'd be stupid not to!

    The French don't owe the US for freeing them from Nazis just like the US doesn't owe the French for their helping hand during the civil war.

    I don't understand why Americans enjoy bashing the French so much! Do you feel threathened by something they have and you don't? 5 weeks of paid vacation perhaps?

    1. Re:I'm sick of those bashing the French! by suss · · Score: 1

      People might have chosen France as the weaseliest country because they let thousands and thousands of their parents and grandparents bake to death in 40C+ temperatures while being away on holidays for a month... (PS Most of the doctors/GP's and hospital staff seemed to have been on their holidays too)

    2. Re:I'm sick of those bashing the French! by Timmeh · · Score: 1
      As an USian who feels the same way as yourself, I can say that it's still a fun thing to bat around. It's like when people make racist jokes and it's funny because you know they're not racist? But that's not quite it..

      It's just an old stand-by, and you just get it pounded into you that "americans hate the French" that it becomes so cliche and boring that it comes full circle and the cliche becomes humorous itself. Bashing the French is so mundance and pedestrian, if a friend can come up with a clever joke involving the French we'll laugh at it, not becuase we hate the French or like to give them a good reaming, but because *wink*wink* *nod*nod* *nudge*nudge* we hate the French like good, hard-working proud americans should.

    3. Re:I'm sick of those bashing the French! by xutopia · · Score: 1
      Look if you start bashing again you only give the French more reason to bash you. Sure there was a lot of heat and too many doctors planned their vacation at the same time. In their culture they value vacation a lot and unfortunatly they screwed up because they hadn't anticipated on record heats they hadn't seen in 100 years.

      But because you just bashed the French wouldn't they feel obliged to remind you that Americans are the fattest of all people on earth(and getting fatter), that your vacation, if you have any at all is a measly 2 weeks a year (compared to the 5-7 weeks they enjoy). Then you could probably retaliate by mentionning the fact that a large portion of the French population doesn't wash once every day but every second day!

      If you really want to go down that road there is plenty of ammo to shoot on both sides. Just remember that everytime you shoot someone shoots back.

      As a Canadian bystander I find the attitude of the Americans that bash the French arrogant and immature. In no country I know other than in the US would a politician get away with calling French Fries freedom fries to insult another country. It really shows little class from the USian part. All the French did was say what the world was saying and what the majority of Americans are saying right now. That your war in Iraq was wrong. Even Bush Sr agrees. Get over it.

    4. Re:I'm sick of those bashing the French! by davejenkins · · Score: 1

      Americans are only bashing the French because the Canadians haven't done much this year. I realize you've got separation anxiety from your usual Canadian Defense League, but don't worry-- you hockey-chucking pot-heads will think up something to get you back in first place soon enough.

      Oh, and don't bash me, I live in Japan.

    5. Re:I'm sick of those bashing the French! by suss · · Score: 1

      Did i mention a lot of people didn't even bother to collect their deceased relatives and they had to be stored in things like vegetable cooling buildings only to be eventually buried in poor man's graves?

      PS I am not an american.

      PPS Although i agree with Dubya being #1 weasel, the place should have been shared with Tony Blair (vice-weasel maybe).

    6. Re:I'm sick of those bashing the French! by brogdon · · Score: 1

      "The French don't owe the US for freeing them from Nazis just like the US doesn't owe the French for their helping hand during the civil war."

      Perhaps you're thinking of the Revolutionary War, where America defeated the British with a little help from the French (General Lafeyette is one of only five people named "honorary" American Citizens by our government).

      In the Civil War, France did little but avoid buying cotton from the South by producing it themselves. That's hardly altruistic, and by helping the Union they were hurting the other half of America anyway.

      I'm not one to trumpet America as a great defender to which the rest of the Western world owes a tremendous debt. However, to suggest that the paltry help supplied by the French in our early history somehow compares to the thousands of Americans who died freeing Paris and Versailles is seriously fucked up.

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    7. Re:I'm sick of those bashing the French! by EinarH · · Score: 1
      (PS Most of the doctors/GP's and hospital staff seemed to have been on their holidays too)
      Yeah, can you imagine, during the holiday too..

      Please donn't be so populistic. Media love to makes stories on how bad this is.
      The truth is that this was an extreme heat wawe, worse than encountered in more than 100 years. If you know anything about sustained heat ovver a long time combined with lots of old people you would know that those two don't go well together.

      When the temperature increases from 35 degrees Celsius you will see that the mortality rate among old people increases like some kind of logaritmic function. For example.(numbers are fictional, but you get the picture):
      Average temp: 35 C Number of people that dies each day: 25
      Average temp: 37.5 C Number of people that dies each day: 50
      Average temp: 40 C Number of people that dies each day: 500
      Average temp: 42.5 C Number of people that dies each day: 2000
      Average temp: 45 C Number of people that dies each day: 10000

      Everyone that works with things like this knows that this could have happened anywhere, including USA with the same increase in temperature above normal levels.

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    8. Re:I'm sick of those bashing the French! by misterpies · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Paltry help? France declaring war on England prevented England from throwing all its resources into the war. Without the French navy's victory in the Chesapeake, Cornwallis would have been safe and cosy in Yorktown and would have never surrendered. Given that the population of the 13 colonies were more or less evenly split between revolutionaries and loyalists, for all we know the USA would just be part of southern Canada, with low crime and free healthcare for all. Hmmm, you're right. The Americans really should hate the French.

      But the real answer to any arguments about the French (or other Europeans) "owing" the US for WWII is this: the war finished almost 60 years ago. Yes, as a European I am grateful to your grandfathers and great-grandfathers for their help. But this is not a debt that is passed down the generations. If YOU want my gratitude, then YOU do something to deserve it.

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    9. Re:I'm sick of those bashing the French! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'm not one to trumpet America as a great defender to which the rest of the Western world owes a tremendous debt. However, to suggest that the paltry help supplied by the French in our early history somehow compares to the thousands of Americans who died freeing Paris and Versailles is seriously fucked up.

      Thousands of Australians, New Zealanders and Brits died too... but you don't see us whinging that France owes us.

      Liberating France was about stopping Hitler, who was a threat to the whole world, not a favour to France.

      It's like how Americans constantly go on about Pearl Harbour, whereas Australians have moved on from the bombing of Darwin, which was much bigger (one of our capital cities - flattened). We just rebuilt it, and made friends with the Japanese pretty much straight away.

    10. Re:I'm sick of those bashing the French! by boogy+nightmare · · Score: 1

      This is true, the Americans should be banned from trashing the French, you have only known them for about 300 years, now the English, theres a country that really has an ingrained low level hatred of them, 2000 years of fighting near enough and still wageing war (albeit on the rugby field)

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    11. Re:I'm sick of those bashing the French! by BESTouff · · Score: 1

      Err .. nowadays we have more like 10 weeks paid vacations in some companies (but with some twists, like you can't group all of them, or sometimes you even don't have the choice on certain days. depends of your employer). Granted, the current governement doesn't like that and want to reduce it.

    12. Re:I'm sick of those bashing the French! by haxor.dk · · Score: 1

      No, my friend.

      The French of course don't owe their every waking moment to the USA.

      But seeing how they have numerous times had their asses saved by the USA, at the cost of blood and hard work, it adds insult to injury, when the USA is trying to fight down the opressors of this world.

      And I wont go into the technicalities of the Iraq thing, such as the major weapon sales of France to Iraq. Look it up yourself.

    13. Re:I'm sick of those bashing the French! by horza · · Score: 1

      [snip post so wrong don't know where to start]

      Do you feel threathened by something they have and you don't? 5 weeks of paid vacation perhaps?

      Five weeks paid in retrospect. Hence the first entire year with a company you are entitled to 0 days holiday.

      Phillip.

    14. Re:I'm sick of those bashing the French! by strike2867 · · Score: 1

      We don't need a reason. The US didn't have to get involved with WWII, or WWI for that matter.

      Ever hear of a little thing called the Zimmerman letter, or German U-boats sinking US ships, Pearl Harbor.

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    15. Re:I'm sick of those bashing the French! by Comatose51 · · Score: 1

      From personal experience, the French ARE arrogant. Just look at your last statement! They think they're the best and the world revolves around Paris. Anything different from the way they do things is up for critcism.

      One of my good friends is French and he can't stop complaining about everything. He complains about our road signs, our interstate system, our love for cars, etc. He even bitched when I asked what kind of wine everyone wanted when we were at Red Lobster! As if knowing white goes with seafood is something everyone should know. Sorry, Americans don't have wine with our meals every day. We usually drink wine to get drunk so it doesn't really matter what the color is anyways. Hell, he even look down on other Frenchmen who lives outside of Paris. God forbid that a Frenchman be "provincial" as he puts it.

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    16. Re:I'm sick of those bashing the French! by CrystalFalcon · · Score: 1

      But seeing how they have numerous times had their asses saved by the USA, at the cost of blood and hard work, it adds insult to injury, when the USA is trying to fight down the opressors of this world.

      Notably, the USA is one of few who CAN fight down the oppressors of this world.

      However, you're going about it in completely the wrong way. The way the US people can fight down world oppression is in their voting booths.

    17. Re:I'm sick of those bashing the French! by BCGlorfindel · · Score: 1

      But seeing how they have numerous times had their asses saved by the USA, at the cost of blood and hard work, it adds insult to injury, when the USA is trying to fight down the opressors of this world.

      Are you referring to WWII by any chance? The war were America maintained a strict policy of neutrality in the war, even after France joined it to defend their Polish allies? Actually, I believe they maintained that position right up until Pearl Harbor. Or are you thinking even further back when you helped the French defeat a British invasion. When was that again? Sometime around Independence day if I remember correctly?

      The only insult I see is disrespecting the right of a sovereign nation to disagree with American foreign policy.

      nd I wont go into the technicalities of the Iraq thing, such as the major weapon sales of France to Iraq. Look it up yourself.

      Here's a fun historical exercise for you to look up yourself. Study Saddam's history and who his allies have been in the past(here's a quick hint, start studying the CIA's history). Then you can move on to the Iran-Iraq conflict. You remember, the one where American funded chemical weapons were used by BOTH sides, just as the cold war CIA suppliers intended.

      Feel free to bash the French when/if they are wrong, but you should be a lot more discerning when accusing them of things the American gov't has been FAR more guilty of.

      Never attribute to maliciousness that which can adequately be explained by ignorance.

    18. Re:I'm sick of those bashing the French! by sqlgeek · · Score: 1

      Sigh. In most corners of Europe, and trebly so in France, merely admitting that one is from the U.S. is an open invitation to be told how backward and ignorant one is. While I'm sure that there are plenty of idiotic folk here in the U.S. that would react similarly rudely to one of the french, in the U.S. this is in fact taken as exactly that: rude, retrograde and socially unacceptable behavior. Conversely, in France it is assumed to be the height of sophistication. Therein lies the problem in my esteem.

      Scott

    19. Re:I'm sick of those bashing the French! by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      " the one of Donald Rumsfeld shaking hands with the Iraqi leader. "

      The what? I want a TShirt of that.

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    20. Re:I'm sick of those bashing the French! by MightyYar · · Score: 1
      The French don't owe the US for freeing them from Nazis just like the US doesn't owe the French for their helping hand during the civil war.

      Um, well, we DO owe them for help in the Revolution against Britian, but they were on the wrong side in the Civil War - selling arms to the Confederates. In general, Britian and France tried to remain neutral in that conflict.

      Anyway, the Iraq incident rubbed nerves in America because the US has such a long history of historically allying with France, and all of the sudden France seemed to be siding against the US for what was percieved as shallow self-interest.

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    21. Re:I'm sick of those bashing the French! by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      Paid-for secondary education.

      French high schools turn out people with the equivalent coursework of an American junior college science degree.

      French university costs very, very little.

      Yeah, I'm jealous of this.

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    22. Re:I'm sick of those bashing the French! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Jealous of the French? What specifically, the 3rd world economy or the nanny socialism? Wait, those are probably related.

    23. Re:I'm sick of those bashing the French! by Myopic · · Score: 1

      (sigh... quickly) the french stood by saddam AFTER he proved himself to be evil.

      (outie)

  115. Re: Knock off the Bush bashing. by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


    > George W Bush has done more good for this country than any president has in the past 225 years. It's time for you shit heads to learn this.

    > Next time you un-patriotic motherfuckers get out there are start protesting Iraq or the PATRIOT act or whatever, I hope the cops bash your skulls in!

    OK Ashcroft, when you gonna create an account so you can stop posting as an AC?

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  116. Re: Knock off the Bush bashing. by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


    > It's really amazing how many people forget that there's such a thing as freedom of speech in this country. I'm allowed to dislike GWB's policies and bash him all I please.

    So long as you do it in a "designated free speech zone"...

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  117. Re:Someone mod that "Funny" by Stephen+Ma · · Score: 1
    France has been violating UN sanctions for years, in selling to the Iraqis

    Guess which company secretly did major business with Saddam during the same UN sanctions? That's right -- Halliburton, whose CEO at the time was none other than Dick Cheney, who is now the Vice President of the United States. What's worse is that Cheney proceeded to lie about his company's participation.

    Let's face it, the sanctions were leaking all over, not least because U.S. corporations were violating them with impunity.

  118. Re:fattest nation on earth is USA by stor · · Score: 1

    > If I get a Bacon Double Whopper with king-sized fries for lunch every day, I KNOW I'm going to get fat. It's not Burger King's fault, for god's sake.

    I agree with you that some people seem to shirk their personal responsibilities and require a LART.

    However if you go into McDonald's, you'll find that their food is advertised as healthy: with photographs of fresh tomatoes, lettuce, onions, cheese, etc. If you walked into McDonald's for the first time in your life you may not realise that it is so unhealthy (>30g fat/burger usually, enough fat for the entire day). I personally think that this is deceptive behaviour. That it doesn't deceive you or me or millions of others is irrelevant.

    It's like someone selling "Health Cigarettes": most of us would know that these things could not possibly be good for you but the _attempt_ to deceive the public is a wrongful act.

    Do you believe that companies should not be accountable for false representation such as this?

    Cheers
    Stor

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  119. Subway.. by KalvinB · · Score: 1

    is no less healthy than making a sandwich at home. Although the other thing that Subway mentions is the fact that Jared *walked* quite a ways to get to Subway. Exercise plus eating healthy (which sandwiches like Subway serve are) equals weight loss.

    Yes, the exercise is mentioned in the ads. Maybe not as much now but that was huge at the beginning with Jared leading a group of power walking dieters to Subway.

    It's not borderline. It's common sense. They also make sure to point out which sandwiches have the least fat. It's not a blanket campaign pretending everything they serve is equally healthy.

    It's not like other fast food chains that make money by selling you grease.

    It's pretty sad how determined people are to blame other people for their problems and if they can get money out of it, all the better.

    Ben

  120. Re:Knock off the Bush bashing. by denks · · Score: 1

    Didnt you know its unpatriotic to use AC when posting to /. ? :-)

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  121. Re:Look at what he DOES. by CrazyDuke · · Score: 1

    Which is why I look up donors before I vote for anyone. Experience tells me that the actual performance of a polititian is much more closely in line with that than thier official stance.

    It helps.

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  122. are you trolling, or just a moron? by sh10051 · · Score: 1

    NO TEXT

  123. Re:fattest nation on earth is USA by pla · · Score: 1

    If you walked into McDonald's for the first time in your life

    ...Then you've apparently lived off-planet for the entirety of that life thus far.


    you may not realise that it is so unhealthy (>30g fat/burger usually, enough fat for the entire day)

    ...Though you sure as hell will when you take that first bite dripping with fat.


    Do you believe that companies should not be accountable for false representation such as this?

    If they outright lied, as in the WhiteCastle commercial someone mentioned, then sure, put 'em up against the wall. With something like McD's showing pictures of fresh veggies, that gets a little more tricky - Would you also say Birdseye has falsely represented their chopped and frozen broccoli by showing pictures of fresh healthy-looking broccoli on the box? With a fast-food restaurant (as with the broccoli), I think we all understand that the pictures reflect an ideal, but not quite reality.


    (Incidentally, I notice this reads somewhat more caustic than I intend - I mean this as wryly tongue-in-cheek, not deliberately insulting).

  124. Re:ACLU pimps your info out to EVERYONE. by mookie-blaylock · · Score: 1

    My girlfriend signed up for something with the ACLU. Before then, very little mail. Now she is DELUGED by stuff. The ACLU sold her info to all kinds of marketers, special interest groups, etc. That's a very annoying brand of weasley.

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  125. France vs. Bush by Pflipp · · Score: 1

    No point in commenting after > 550 replies, but I'll have to try this one.

    I think there's some mighty fine American behaviour at work, voting for Bush as the weasliest person (when do you guys ever stop voting for weasels and start voting for presidents?), meanwhile voting for France as the weasliest country -- being the only reasonably large country daring to voice its opinion against the godforsaken United States Under Bush.

    I smell hipocrisy, and nominate the voters for the Weasliest Mass.

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    1. Re:France vs. Bush by beavis88 · · Score: 1

      when do you guys ever stop voting for weasels and start voting for presidents?

      That'll be the day there is someone other than a weasel running for president.

    2. Re:France vs. Bush by Pflipp · · Score: 1

      Beg to disagree (I recall the Raph Nader thing), but you always seem to toss these guys out of the running very soon ;-)

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    3. Re:France vs. Bush by baerm · · Score: 1


      I second that and I think we should break it down by state as well. I nominate California...

  126. Wait a second.. by The+Kow · · Score: 1

    So Bush is the biggest individual weasel, and the country who was most vocal in disagreeing with him in going into Iraq (France) is the biggest weasel country?

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  127. Test if you are a weasel by Get+Behind+the+Mule · · Score: 1

    My dear fellow Americans, take a deep breath, look at yourself in the mirror, and say it out loud: "The government of France was right about Iraq, and the government of the United States was wrong."

    That's the truth, and if you can't admit it, then you are a weasel!

  128. Re:ACLU pimps your info out to EVERYONE. by lostnihilist · · Score: 1

    quote from mookie-blaylock: My girlfriend signed up for something with the ACLU. Before then, very little mail. Now she is DELUGED by stuff. The ACLU sold her info to all kinds of marketers, special interest groups, etc. That's a very annoying brand of weasley. I can assure you this is not true. The national office of the ACLU will not even give their state offices access to membership information for fear of violations of privacy, you must explicity submit that info to your state office for it to be obtained. correlation does not equal causation.

  129. traanslation by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

    slut: a girl who will fuck anyone.
    bitch: a girl who will fuck anyone but me.

  130. Re:Weasliest behavior? Why, it's the AC! by Get+Behind+the+Mule · · Score: 1
    Nothing says "weasel" more than being AC. Unless your name is "Bob Smith" and your slashdot user id is "BobSmith", AC really has no benefit.


    Rather than "Insightful", this is sheer nonsense, and it is very ironic coming from someone who calls himself "Call Me Black Cloud".

    I don't why this fallacy about anonymity has so much currency on Slashdot, but it is manifestly illogical. A Slashdot post consists solely of words, and its value lies solely in the quality of arguments, evidence and wit that those words contain. The identity of the poster is almost never relevant.

    The only situation in which the identity of the poster matters is when the content really has something to do with the poster. For example, if some poster asserts that Bill Gates sleeps in a wedding dress, and the poster says she knows this because she is Melinda Gates, well then it does matter who the poster is. But posts in which the identity of the poster is a relevant fact are rather common on Slashdot and most other discussion groups.

    You can understand this best when you realize that everyone who posts on Slashdot is exactly as anonymous as the Anonymous Coward. This is obvious for people who use pseudonyms like me or "Call Me Black Cloud". But even if someone posts as "Bob Smith", most of us will never know, or care, whether the poster really is a person named Bob Smith. For all we know, it could be Hortense Magillacuddy from Peoria, but that doesn't matter, because all we care about is what the posters say, and not who's saying it.
  131. Re:The list is dead on... by panurge · · Score: 1
    Actually lots of people died in the UK too, where it was not nearly as hot for not nearly as long, but the hospital system is so disorganised that it took till October before they noticed.

    As for Chirac, I can only offer the explanation of a French taxi driver: "c'est un vieil escroc, mais c'est notre vieil escroc a nous" - he's an old crook, but he's our old crook. Jospin suffered from being seen as too distant, and because the Left either couldn't be bothered to come out to vote or were trying to teach him a lesson by not voting for him in the first round. Which is more or less how Dubya got in, too.

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  132. I think the French are alright!!! by stewwy · · Score: 1
    Reasons

    1) they don't gice a Sh*t about world (I.E. US ) opinion

    2) They support their own countries interest above all, WITHOUT hypocracy and pretending is for the good of the world

    3)If their population decides they don't like a political decision they riot, and the Politicians actually LISTEN and change policy

    Maybe TPTB (The Powers That Be) would rather everyone where just obedient serfs and would rather people did not emulate them

    I'm English so I'll be called a traitor :)!

    Did you know that the V sign made with the first 2 fingers actually comes from the habit of the English Longbow men holding up their bow fingers to the French after Agincourt to show they had won , the French used to cut off captured archers fingers, it was considered unsporting of the English for their common born bowmen to massacre French aristocratic Knights

  133. Please boycott more French goods.. by hughk · · Score: 1
    because I like my French goodies (wine, cheese and so on) cheaper.

    France has been traditionally friendly to the Arab states and it has had a long history of doing so. Yes, it sells arms there probably when it shouldn't, but then so do the US (and their arms exports dwarf France's). Their arguments in favour of granting more time to the weapons inspectors seem to have proved correct after all.

    I agree that France argued cogently in the UN, but so did others for the war (except GWB, the term cogent can not apply). It just seems the latter were relying too much on spin.

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  134. Re:blaming fast food ? by lucifer_666 · · Score: 1
    Is a drug dealer responisible for hooking users onto heroin or crack?

    I hear most Americans would say yes!

    So why is McDonalds any less resposnsible, when they sell a product which is just as addictive?

  135. Leech? by danielsfca2 · · Score: 1

    Hmmm, so a "leech" == someone who doesn't like the current US regime and overall conservative political climate.

    I don't think that means what you think it does.

    Who says he doesn't pay taxes? Who says he's taking handouts from the government? I can say proudly that I wish this nation would collapse tomorrow, but that does not make me a "leech." I pay my taxes, every April and at the point of sale every time I buy a shirt or a techie gadget. Just because someone disagrees with you doesn't make him a "leech."

    1. Re:Leech? by Bull999999 · · Score: 1

      Who says he doesn't? You honestly think that a college student without any money pays much of, if any, tax? My guess is that he's going to a tax payer funded college and maybe even getting financial aid on top of that. I'm making assumions about him but he made assumions about me so it's fair game.

      "Just because someone disagrees with you doesn't make him a "leech.""

      Just as if I disagree with someone doesn't make me a "cocksucker".

      An Iranian family who fled Iran with only four suitcases. A Vietnamese who came over on a boat. A 35 year old Korean that came over here with his first job being a janitor. What do all of them have in common? They didn't speak a word of English when they came to US but they are all millionaires now. I know all of them personally and they got to where they are now due to work hard, not by sitting on their asses and bitching on Slashdot all day. It's really pathetic when disadvantaged immigrants and achieve the "American Dream" while many of you only sit around chanting "Oh poor me".

      If you think that you can do better in France, why not go there instead of just talking about it? Although I doubt that you'll do any better there since their unemployment rate is higher.

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    2. Re:Leech? by Bull999999 · · Score: 1

      I guess you are between rock and a hard place now, aren't you? Oh well, I guess France won't be accepting you after all. Leeches like you will just drain their public services and skip to another country. Why would an AC demand names? I wouldn't want you to spit in their burgers when they come to the McDonald's where you work.

      "Have you achived the "American Dream"? Otherwise you must be really pathetic."

      I will be purchaing a house in a couple of months. While I'm still far from where I want to be, it's a start.

      "I pay my fucking taxes"

      I was a poor college student once and I can tell you that the amount of tax paid by college students are piss change. And I did take out a loan and I am intending on paying it off fully.

      "Then loser fucks like you can pay my loan off because I ditched it."

      And you just proved that you are indeed a leech.

      "Thirdly, who else is bitching on slashdot "all day"? Maybe you?"

      No, I just told you to get the fuck out of US and make room for others. You are just wasting oxygen.

      "So again, fuck you, you stupid lying bastard."

      Nice social skills, I'll bet you a hit with the recruiters. Or maybe you just realised that you'll always be a leech?

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  136. Re:ACLU pimps your info out to EVERYONE. by Channard · · Score: 1

    Maybe they're planning to campaign for the freedom of speech of telemarketers next?

  137. Re:fattest nation on earth is USA by Seraphim_72 · · Score: 1


    What disturbs me however is that they are allowed to market to children, who cannot make good decisions about what to eat. Now, of course thier parents have to buy it for them you say. To that I add - or grandparents, aunts, uncles, friend's parents, coaches, etc, etc. Tobacco got rid of the Camel, alcohol was never allowed to be marketed to children, so why should something that is just as dangerous (heart disease, cancer, diabetes) be able to be marketed to children?

    Sera

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  138. Re:Islamic France. by Des+Herriott · · Score: 1

    Er, France has a Moslem population of somewhere between 5% and 10%. That's hardly "vast", when its Catholic population is over 80%.

    CIA Factbook entry for France

  139. Which country again? by salmacis2 · · Score: 1

    Let's see... Weasliest Organisation? American. Weasliest Company? American. Weasliest Individual? American. Weasliest Country? ....France. Huh? What did France do, except try and prevent America from making a colossal blunder?

  140. Re:Hussein and Rummi picture? by xutopia · · Score: 1

    http://www.msnbc.com/news/812805.asp?cp1=1

  141. Re:blaming fast food ? by andih8u · · Score: 1

    So why is McDonalds any less resposnsible, when they sell a product which is just as addictive?

    Yeah, uhh...last time I checked, McDonald's wasn't physically addictive. I can't recall the last time I've seen someone shaking and puking their guts out from McNugget withdrawal. From eating them yes, from withdrawal, no.

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  142. Re:fattest nation on earth is USA by Repton · · Score: 1
    Fast food restaurants are in business to do one thing, and that's sell food.

    So, in other words, it is in their best interests to get you to eat more.

    For example, the companies did some research and discovered that people wouldn't, say, buy two packets of fries, because it makes them look like a glutton. So they make larger packets that cost more and then encourage people to go for them instead.

    They also discover that parents would often buy a single meal and share the food with their kids. So they introduce things like the Happy Meal, to get parents to buy their kids a separate meal, thus increasing the ammount of food they buy.

    I agree with you that people need to take responsibility for what they eat ... But the fast food companies aren't exactly blameless saints here. They are in the business of selling food, and the more food they sell, the more money they make. So they will use all the advertising tricks in the book to encourage people to buy more...

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  143. D00D! by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


    > I especially love getting a passionate response on some topic from an AC. "I feel so strongly about this topic that I'm not even going to tell you my fake name I use on slashdot."

    You forgot to click "Post Anonymously".

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  144. French people's interest in oil: no way! by dumky · · Score: 1

    I don't have any opinion or evidence as to whether the french president was defending an oil deal.

    But I'll tell you that the french people definitely didn't.
    The french people, as well as the italian, the british (yup) and others were walking in the capital cities of the EU demonstrating against war to Iraq. Polls actually showed majorities of the people of these countries being opposed to that war.

    The EU council (it's majority) rejected that war too, are you gonna argue they were bought by oil deals?

    1. Re:French people's interest in oil: no way! by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
      But I'll tell you that the french people definitely didn't.

      You see, my American friends, we still have a thing called democracy here. The public were very much against this war, and our leaders followed suit. Even the UK government went ahead despite massive protests. The biggest mass protests that the UK has ever had occurred on the leadup to this war, yet they went ahead anyway.

    2. Re:French people's interest in oil: no way! by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
      No there wasn't. The only polls showing favour for the war were ones done by newspapers that loved the "War war war" retoric. Coincidendly, it was mostly the US owned papers.

      Even then, their support was based on lies, which the rest of us tried to point out. What's your point, caller?

      Basically, the UK and US completely ignored the democratic process, apparently all in the name of "democracy". The irony was lost on a lot of people.

  145. Re:Someone mod that "Funny" by Zemran · · Score: 1

    It is evident that France stood on principle. The majority of French people were/are opposed to the war and the government stood by what the people that elected them wanted. The british people were/are opposed to the war and the British government supported the war against the wishes of the people they were supposed to represent. I think that the French government has, therefore, a much higher moral standing.

    The US government, a 'superpower' (whatever that is supposed to mean) drove us to war against a country that had already been disarmed and acts like a hero??? that is weasly !!! to beat up someone that has had there arms tied behind their back is not heroic. All the lies that were told to justify were just that, lies and the French have been proved right.

    As for all the crap about sanction busting, I wish it were true as someone should start to support the Iraqis. They have been oppressed for decades and now they are being occupied by the US and still oppresed.

    France said that all this war would do is create terrorism and now we are starting to realise that they were right. The whole world has to suffer the terrorism that the US is creating and the US government gets upset when France will not help create the suffering that ferments the social unrest that breeds terrorists.

    I would rant some patriotic French chant here but I cannot speak French :)

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  146. Re:Take that France by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

    >and who helped you out against England huh?

    If it were not for the French, we'd still be speaking English!

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  147. Re:fattest nation on earth is USA by Zan+Zu+from+Eridu · · Score: 1
    So tell me, how is this any different from dope dealers?

    Hell, the drug (ab)users have to take responsibility for their own lives, not shift the blame to innocent dealers who just try to make a living. After all, everyone knows drugs aren't healthy, it's not the dealers' responsibility to safeguard your health.

    So where does this mindset leave you? People get addicted to fastfood just as they get addicted to drugs. Once you're an addict, it's very hard to get clean all by yourself; the addiction rules you and your feeling of control and responsibility are illusions.

  148. Hey clueless.. by MosesJones · · Score: 1


    Chirac is a LIBERAL... bloody hell this is going to come as ONE hell of a shock to the French who thought he was the right wing leader. Arafat is a liberal ? Again lets see...

    Thinks Killing people is a "Good Idea"(tm)
    Believes in using retoric and emotive language

    Hardly sounds liberal to me. Yes these organisations also dish out food aid etc but lets not pretend that isn't for their own ends.

    Oh hang on I've just understood...

    You have no idea what you are talking about, you know nothing of French politics, very little about politics in the middle east.

    Chirac is a conservative, Arnie is a "big name" conservative.

    Maybe just maybe Bush is the biggest weasel because he has a history of failed businesses, bending the truth, objecting to fair and just process and while talking about a morale crusade is dishing out cash to his friends.

    Bush is the low point of the American presidency.

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    1. Re:Hey clueless.. by Ifni · · Score: 1

      Maybe just maybe Bush is the biggest weasel because he has a history of failed businesses, bending the truth, objecting to fair and just process and while talking about a morale crusade is dishing out cash to his friends.

      Yes, well, the conservatives had to find a candidate that was an acceptible replacement for Clinton, since he was such a popular president despite the exact same shortcomings...

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  149. Re:come on, ./ editors. pay attention by Finuvir · · Score: 2

    I'm waiting for the part where you actually cite any evidence, any reports, anything that substantiates your wild claims. Keep modding this down please, mods.

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  150. Re:Test if you are a weasel (VERY long reply) by jlanthripp · · Score: 1
    Actually, and I'm being dead serious here, speaking from my own convictions...I believe the truth lies somewhere in between. Exactly where in between, I honestly don't know.

    Do I think that invading Iraq to oust Saddam Hussein was the Right Thing To Do (TM)? Probably.

    Do I think that it was right because there are/were/woulda been WMD's there that could threaten the US? Nope. Maybe Saddam had/has/was trying to get WMD's, maybe not - but no proof of that has been forthcoming, despite hundreds of thousands of US troops scouring the countryside in between dodging those pesky ambushes. Lack of proof isn't proof of innocence, but then again we're Americans, so the burden of proof should be on the accuser. Right?

    Why do I think it was right for the US to invade? Because Saddam Hussein is/was one hyper-evil son of a bitch, that's why. His human-rights abuses made Ashcroft's wet dreams look like the work of Mahatma Ghandi and Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.*

    Is G.W. handling the military action properly? Absolutely not. His "hands-off" approach merely gives the military leadership free rein to do what they want. They don't want to take the precautions necessary to provide security for the Iraqi people. They don't want to set aside enough manpower to fix the electrical grid or the water supply system or the telephone network. They're generals - they want to blow shit up with their shiny new toys, and dead civilians are just numbers on paper to them.

    Do I think we'll come out ahead in this mess? Nope. Here's why:

    In the past, when the US has engaged in a successful large-scale military deployment, said success has been mostly due to three things - all three of which are missing in this war:

    1. Support of the people. If the people who keep the home fires burning aren't vigorously supportive, any war fought over their objections will be lost or at best grind to a stalemate. See Vietnam and Korea for examles. I'm not talking about a 51% approval rating, I mean people marching in the streets demanding they be given their chance to march off and fight the $ENEMY_NATION. 85% public support is a minimum for a successful long-term war. If the best support rating a president can get for his war is 70% or so, he might as well just bring the boys home to their families and send in the diplomats.
    2. Competent, proactive involvement from the civilian authority, namely the commander in chief. G.W. hasn't shown competence, proactiveness, nor even active involvement in managing this military action. He just instructed his underlings to "take out Saddam". To use an analogy I just pulled fresh from the nearest convenient orifice, it's like a (NFL) football team without its head coach on the sidelines. Such a team will *never* make it to the playoffs, much less the Superbowl.
    3. A clearly-defined enemy, distinct objectives, and an unambiguous set of conditions for victory. When the victory conditions are met, that means the boys come home and the war is deemed finished.

    We lack all of these, and as a result I believe this military venture will fail.

    Do I think Al Gore would be better? I seriously doubt it. Of course, IMHO, the Year 2000 election was a contest between two pretty evenly-matched levels of incompetence, corruption, and disregard for the "regular Joe". The way I perceived the 2 candidates, they were merely out to figuratively assrape different subsets of the public for the benefit of themselves and their cronies. They also had differences regarding the way each would demonstrate his incompetence as commander-in-chief of the armed forces. One wanted to tax me to death and buy electric cars for the street criminals, the other wanted to give the boardroom criminals a license to raid my retirement fund. Might as well ask us to vote on "Do you want your right eye removed, or your left eye?"

    So here's how I handle all that on election day: I go and do what most people would call "throwing my vote away" - I vote Libertarian. Sure, they're not any

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  151. Re:Someone mod that "Funny" by de+Selby · · Score: 1

    This implies that it is OK for the US to do a lot of bad things, as long as it for the (so called) greater good.

    No. How did you read it that way?

    The US commits some crimes, but they aren't that bad. Other countries commit much worse crimes, often as policy instead of exception, and no one cares. That's hypocrisy.

    But if France tries to oppose these bad things they turn in to a even bigger evil.

    What bad things has America done that France has opposed? The war? That's not a bad thing. And France is just looking out for it's own oil contracts. They have serious financial ties to old Iraq that they'd lose in a new Iraq.

  152. Re:come on, ./ editors. pay attention by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2, Informative


    > Now, Iraq: Americans have killed more innocents than Hussein is said to have.

    That's almost certainly not true. I haven't heard what you're saying about the Kurds, but even if you are correct I still understand that something over 300,000 thousand Shiites were killed after the Gulf War (though that's hardly the kind of thing the USA should be eager to call attention to, seeing as it was us who stirred them up to rebellion and then sat back to watch them get slaughtered). Also, though people don't usually think of soldiers as 'innocents', I would have to say that about a million 'innocent' soldiers died as a result of Saddam's unprovoked war with Iraq. So it looks like he has at least 1.3 million inexcusable deaths on his hands, and as much misery as we've caused with our invasion, I don't think it's even within an order of magnitude of that yet. Likely not even within two orders of magnitude. (Though we should count again after the US pulls out and they're plunged into civil war.)

    OTOH, his hands have been fairly tied since the Shiite affair, and though his prison guards were surely kept busy with ill deeds, it would be interesting to know the average montly rate of death and misery he caused over the past ~10 years vs. the average montly rate since the 'end' of the US invasion.

    > Now, gas costs as much as it does in the US...

    I read somewhere a week or so ago that US taxpayers are subsidizing the sale of gasoline in Iraq to the tune of $1.75 in addition to what the Iraqis themselves are paying. (Chew on that next time you're filling up your tank or looking at how much tax was taken out of your paycheck.)

    > Kuait should be next...

    Yeah, part of the pathetic humor of the Bush claim that we were going to invade Iraq to establish democracy was that we already had Kuwait packed full of US troops, and didn't have the least inclination to bring those people the blessings of liberty.

    > I would accept that Iraq posed a danger due to powerful WMD, only they had none. They also did not have the means to deploy them if they DID have any, and they had no DESIRE to do so.

    I suspect that there was a genuine concern that Saddam would eventually obtain WMD that he could deploy against Israel, though of course the Administration could hardly come out and say they were sending US troops to die in order to make the world safe for Israel. But see the rather strange 'logic' in this interview with John McCain, where the interviewer didn't stick to the "right" questions and McCain was left groping for an explanation that justified his position without saying that. (He failed.) [Notice also the prophetic content of the first few paragraphs of that page, before it gets to the interview.]

    BTW, I suspect your post has some other substantial factual errors mixed in with the good stuff. No need to overplay the case; to those not blinded by ideology or hypnotized by FAUX News, the whole thing stinks plainly enough on the simple facts.

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  153. Not only were the french right by GauteL · · Score: 1

    .. they were also speaking for the majority of the world. If the French should be named as weasels for the way they handled the iraqi war, then so should almost all of Europe. Even the majority population of most of the countries that did actually enter the war were against it.

    Make no mistake about it, the US and Tony Blair were pretty much alone on this one. If Bush tells people that he had wide world support for the war, he is either lying or greasing the conditions a bit.

  154. France vs Germany by Per+Abrahamsen · · Score: 1

    What is interesting is that France got the top spot and Germany the bottom spot.

    Maybe this reflect that Germany was against the war from start to end, while France only decided in the last possible minutte, and the German position thus seem more consistsnt and less weasely.

    More likely, this reflect the general US tactics towards Europe: Bribe the Russians, Fight the French and ignore the Germans.

    Anyway, I agree with the general sentiment. France more or less sabotaged the possibility of a UN solution. I disagree with US starting a war without UN, but while US took the role of the bully, the Frenmch role was probably more that of a weasel.

    1. Re:France vs Germany by MoP030 · · Score: 1

      Weasel isn't actually another generic insult to express disliking or at least should not be. It applies more behaviour including lying and bad intentions in general. It may apply to France for allegedly using the UN to protect their economical interests. It does allegedly apply to USA/UK for the same reasons. (not excluding other points of criticism).
      Germany's stance toward peace was due to election campaign propaganda, (attempt at) european cohesion and _most_ of all Germany's strong objection against war for obviuos, historical reasons and thus not weasely.

      So my hope is rather that the voters didn't simply think "I dislike X's opinion/action, i will vote for X as weasel!", but rather "I vote X to be weasel for weasely behaviour/attitude". But then again i'm naively optimistic towards humanitiy.

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  155. Re:What a bunch of pathetic asswipes by boogy+nightmare · · Score: 1

    Come on.. Sadam was not a weasel, he did everything in your face, there was no back handing sneaky shit on his part, he was an evil son of a gun and a truely heartless bast@rd but not a weasel..

    now GWB is another matter all together..

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  156. Re:Weasliest behavior? Why, it's the AC! by gl4ss · · Score: 1

    well most of the time the arguments can be pulled straight out of your or anybody elses hat.

    personally what i feel AC to show is that the person replying doesn't care enough to use his slashdot id and so is very unlikely to care enough to check the counter arguments.

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  157. Just for the record... by yoshi_mon · · Score: 1

    The top 3:

    Weaseliest Country

    France 12739

    *USA* 10761

    Saudi Arabia 5845

    I know it's hard to avoid the /. temptation never to RTFA but I think that anyone who even looked at that poll might have to think again about who really is being bashed there.

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  158. I, for one, welcome our new weasel overlords! by I+Can't+Do+That+Dave · · Score: 1

    The weasels made me do it!

  159. Re:come on, ./ editors. pay attention by epiphani · · Score: 1

    While your post is quite interesting, and very much inline with my views - you need to post a source on all of this. I can't take it seriously until you give me something other than your own ranting.

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  160. Re: Knock off the Bush bashing. by annisette · · Score: 1

    You caught that one perfectly, I tip my hat to you. I do find it interesting that when Anti-Bush statements are made the hardliners want the statement perpetrators killed, not once but three or four times also most of if not all of them are ac,s. I am not going to defend president Carter too much (I do not need the crap replys but I do like him) but it is interesting to know that the eight marines killed in the aborted rescue attempt of the Iranian hostages were the only goverment employees to lose their lives in his four years.

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  161. Weaseliest Slashdot Reader by c1ay · · Score: 1

    Darl McBride

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  162. Another Demo of Pop Media Mind Control by ch-chuck · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A lot of these polls, just like movie Oscars etc inevitably show how people simply vote like the media advertising tells them to - a few pop stars and influential news anchors propagate their opinions and it quickly becomes common sense opinion amongst the populist crowd seeking to be with the 'in' group. While I'm often ashamed of my fellow human's lack of critical thinking, I have to remember that the average IQ is by definition 100 and most are intellectual followers of leaders.

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  163. Re:fattest nation on earth is USA by ratamacue · · Score: 1
    How is it that some guy in his 30's just wakes up one day after a lifetime of Big Macs and decides "gee, it must be that evil McDonalds conspiracy to make me gain weight..."

    What actually happened is that some guy woke up one day and said, "look at all the other people exploiting the law for profit... maybe I can make a quick buck by suing McDonalds for providing me with unhealthy food".

    People need to take some fucking responsibility for their own actions and their own meals.

    I strongly agree. And, the first step in making people take responsibility for their own actions is to impose strict limits on the size and scope of government. People only exploit government for profit because it's exploitable -- and that's a direct result of an overly complex, ambiguous, bloated system of law. Reduce the size and scope of government, and the ability to exploit it will be reduced proportionately.

    If we want to get rid of the cockroaches, we need to put away the food.

  164. How to explain American Politics to a Europeon by dmaxwell · · Score: 1

    You have two right wing politicians. One is pro-life. The other is pro-choice. Now go vote.

  165. recent sales? by Submarine · · Score: 1

    So far, there has not been any single demonstration that France sold weapons to Iraq when it was prohibited.

    Poland has retracted their claim of having found Roland missiles manufactured in 2003 (probably after being told that the manufacturing of the latest generation of these missiles stopped in the early 1990's, and thus it was materially impossible that France could have sold 2003-manufactured Roland missiles to Iraq).

    1. Re:recent sales? by nelziq · · Score: 1

      However, before it was prohibited, France was the second biggest supplier of arms (after russia) to Iraq. All this talk of the US arming Saddam is just a smoke screen. The weapons he got from the US are a drop in the bucket compared to what he got from Russia and France.

  166. If Bush was lying, so were alot of Democrats by Brian_Ellenberger · · Score: 1

    "One way or the other, we are determined to deny Iraq the capacity to develop weapons of mass destruction and the missiles to deliver them. That is our bottom line." President Clinton, Feb. 4, 1998

    "If Saddam rejects peace and we have to use force, our purpose is clear. We want to seriously diminish the threat posed by Iraq's weapons of mass destruction program." President Clinton, Feb. 17, 1998

    "Iraq is a long way from [here], but what happens there matters a great deal here. For the risks that the leaders of a rogue state will use nuclear, chemical or biological weapons against us or our allies is the greatest security threat we face." Madeline Albright, Secretary of State, Feb 18, 1998

    "He will use those weapons of mass destruction again, as he has ten times since 1983." Sandy Berger, Clinton National Security Adviser, Feb, 18, 1998

    "We urge you, after consulting with Congress, and consistent with the U.S. Constitution and laws, to take necessary actions (including, if appropriate, air and missile strikes on suspect Iraqi sites) to respond effectively to the threat posed by Iraq's refusal to end its weapons of mass destruction programs." Letter to President Clinton, signed by Sens. Carl Levin, Tom Daschle, John Kerry, and others Oct. 9, 1998

    "Saddam Hussein has been engaged in the development of weapons of mass destruction technology which is a threat to countries in the region and he has made a mockery of the weapons inspection process." Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D, CA), Dec. 16, 1998

    "Hussein has chosen to spend his money on building weapons of mass destruction and palaces for his cronies." Madeline Albright, Secretary of State, Nov. 10, 1999

    "There is no doubt that ... Saddam Hussein has reinvigorated his weapons programs. Reports indicate that biological, chemical and nuclear programs continue apace and may be back to pre-Gulf War status. In addition, Saddam continues to redefine delivery systems and is doubtless using the cover of a licit missile program to develop longer-range missiles that will threaten the United States and our allies." Letter to President Bush, Signed by Sen. Bob Graham (D, FL,) and others, Dec, 5, 2001

    "We begin with the common belief that Saddam Hussein is a tyrant and a threat to the peace and stability of the region. He has ignored the mandated of the United Nations and is building weapons of mass destruction and the means of delivering them." Sen. Carl Levin (D, MI), Sept. 19, 2002

    "We know that he has stored secret supplies of biological and chemical weapons throughout his country." Al Gore, Sept. 23, 2002

    "Iraq's search for weapons of mass destruction has proven impossible to deter and we should assume that it will continue for as long as Saddam is in power." Al Gore, Sept. 23, 2002

    "We have known for many years that Saddam Hussein is seeking and developing weapons of mass destruction." Sen. Ted Kennedy (D, MA), Sept. 27, 2002

    "The last UN weapons inspectors left Iraq in October of 1998. We are confident that Saddam Hussein retains some stockpiles of chemical and biological weapons, and that he has since embarked on a crash course to build up his chemical and biological warfare capabilities. Intelligence reports indicate that he is seeking nuclear weapons..." Sen. Robert Byrd (D, WV), Oct. 3, 2002

    "I will be voting to give the President of the United States the authority to use force -- if necessary -- to disarm Saddam Hussein because I believe that a deadly arsenal of weapons of mass destruction in his hands is a real and grave threat to our security." Sen. John F. Kerry (D, MA), Oct. 9, 2002

    "There is unmistakable evidence that Saddam Hussein is working aggressively to develop nuclear weapons and will likely have nuclear weapons within the next five years ... We also should remember we have always underestimated the progress Saddam has made in development of weapons of mass destruction." Sen. Jay Rockefeller (D, WV), Oct 10,

  167. Re:Contradictory -- Not by Nightlight3 · · Score: 1

    Indeed, how can they label Bush as a known weasel, thus indicating his "war on terrorism" is at least in great part a sham, and still bash the french?

    That was a poll, not a single person opinion. Out of 35874 votes, 12739 picked France, 13959 picked Bush. As long as the sum for France plus Bush is below the total vote count, there is no contradiction.

  168. Re:come on, ./ editors. pay attention by EinarH · · Score: 1
    There was an article in Toronto Star, a respected newspaper with decent jounalists, on the Iraq/Iran subject. I did not find any dirct link, but there is a copy (sometimes I really love google)of the article here

    From the story:

    No doubt, Saddam has mistreated Kurds during his rule. But it's misleading to say, so simply and without context, that he killed his own people by gassing 5,000 Kurds at Halabja.
    This happened in a *very* brutal war, where both sides commited atrocities. We certaily know that sometimes civilians get caught in the crossfire. That's bad, and ther is no excuse for that, but using this episode as of of the arguments* to justify the attack is stupid IMO.

    *The Bush administration have repeatedly before, under and after the war been saying that Hussein's attacks on his own people where a part of the reason behind the war.

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  169. Re:Islamic France. by Submarine · · Score: 1

    These numbers themselves are probably inaccurate. According to a 2003 poll, the proportion of Catholics is around 62%, 6% of Muslims, and 26% without religion.

  170. Re:fattest nation on earth is USA by stor · · Score: 1

    >>If you walked into McDonald's for the first time in your life
    >...Then you've apparently lived off-planet for the entirety of that life thus far.

    Or in an area where there is no McDonald's (there's still a few thousand miles of this planet that are McDonald's-free i'm sure ;) and have moved to a place where there is one.

    >>you may not realise that it is so unhealthy (>30g fat/burger usually, enough fat for the entire day)
    >...Though you sure as hell will when you take that first bite dripping with fat.

    The McDonald's burgers that I've had (they're all the same across the planet, right?) haven't "dripped" with fat: the sugar-filled brown-painted white sponge around the meat takes care of that. 8)

    >With something like McD's showing pictures of fresh veggies, that gets a little more tricky - Would you also say Birdseye has falsely represented their chopped and frozen broccoli by showing pictures of fresh healthy-looking broccoli on the box? With a fast-food restaurant (as with the broccoli), I think we all understand that the pictures reflect an ideal, but not quite reality.

    Yes indeed I agree with that but where do you draw the line?

    I just find it cynical when such positively bad food in a pervasive "restaurant" is misrepresented so blatantly. It just leads to people getting fat. All "junk food" suffers from this problem though I agree: there are countless examples.

    > (Incidentally, I notice this reads somewhat more caustic than I intend - I mean this as wryly tongue-in-cheek, not deliberately insulting).

    Heh np.

    Cheers
    Stor

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  171. Jared's story is true by thaddjuice · · Score: 3, Informative

    The whole thing about Jared losing all that weight eating Subway is true. I subscribe to Men's Health magazine and every month they have a feature where people write in and tell how they lost weight. Then the editors analyze the program, what's good and bad about it, and tell you how it can work for you.

    Anyway, a few years ago, Jared wrote something in a college newspaper and it got sent in to MH to tell his story. He said he liked the low fat sandwiches and so he ate them for lunch and dinner every day for a year. He didn't exercise much except for walking regularly.

    Long story short, he lost a bunch of weight, someone at Subway read the article and their PR department picked up on it and now he's famous. There's a history thingy here

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  172. holy f*ck by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 1
    Wasn't that like, before the FIRST Iraq war?

    The US was far down the list on takers of oil from the "food for oil" program. France, OTOH, was doing "normal" business with Iraq, against the UN sanctions, as was Russia. In fact, Chirac would greet Saddam as, "Saddam my friend."

    Ya see, that's why everyone needs to pull their fucking heads out of their asses and realize that none of our western governments are really all that great. Our governments are a bit nicer than those "terrorist" middle-eastern states, mostly because we have some amount of freedom in our own countries.

    Sheesh, smell the damn coffee folks...

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    1. Re:holy f*ck by GooberToo · · Score: 1

      Ahh! Someone gets it!

      Two cheers....yip...yip...

  173. I'll tell you why... by ShortedOut · · Score: 1

    Because they sit back and let others do "the right thing".

    For France, Culture > *
    For the US, Human Rights > *

    When the French see Muslim women walking around hiding their face, they just accept that as part of their culture.

    When the US sees Muslim women walking around hiding their face, we see a basic human rights violation.

    1. Re:I'll tell you why... by strike2867 · · Score: 1

      So why do the french make them take them off in school, but americans don't?

      American schools also have shootings, drugs, beatings with fish(Glenbrook North, I went there)

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    2. Re:I'll tell you why... by Murphy(c) · · Score: 1

      So why do the french make them take them [chador] off in school, but americans don't?

      That is actually an excellent point.
      The reason is that public schools are under the goverment's dictum (naturally), and France has a very strict separation between religions and goverment. Hence the ban on any religious difference in any govermental affairs. Of course private schools can do as they please.

      A clear separation of religions and govermetn seems all that more lacking in the US.

      Murphy(c)

  174. proofs? by Submarine · · Score: 1

    Have you got any proof of what you say? Or are the alleged illegal French weapons in the same location as the never-to-be-found weapons of mass destruction?

    1. Re:proofs? by AvantLegion · · Score: 1
      Enjoy

      Funny, France and Russia are #1 and #2. Such principles...

    2. Re:proofs? by Submarine · · Score: 1

      Ok. Proofs that France sold a lot of weapons to Iraq before 1990, when it was fully legal (and the US supported the idea, because Iraq was battling Iran - note the sales from the US).

      How is that related to recent, illegal, sales?

  175. Timothy, do you have a brain? by uberdood · · Score: 1

    To agree with France as the #1, when you have countries with human rights violations such as China hanging out there. Note to moderators. This is not a troll, nor flamebait. Timothy posted his opinion as a front-page /. story. I'm calling him out on it. As others have pointed out, the only "evil" of France these days is not supporting an illegal war that was started on a bunch of lies.

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  176. do they? by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 1
    Do US companies have "the contracts?" From what I understand, Iraq is going to sell oil to whomever they damn-well please, and I haven't heard of any major US oil contracts with Iraq.

    I don't know what the US's motivations truly were, but we're dumping a lot of money, I doubt it was really in our economic interests. That's not to say that it might not be in the interests of some companies, though, companies which may have been able to exert some political influence.

    Also, a lot of people died in Iraq every year since Saddam has been in power. Saddam's regime has murdered tens of thousands of his own people, and after Saddam one of his (possibly even more brutal) sons was set to take power. That doesn't make the US right, like I said, I don't know what the real motivation was, but it sure is a damn good thing that Saddam is gone.

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    1. Re:do they? by Matrix272 · · Score: 1

      Do US companies have "the contracts?" From what I understand, Iraq is going to sell oil to whomever they damn-well please, and I haven't heard of any major US oil contracts with Iraq.

      You are correct. Iraq can, and will, sell oil to whomever it pleases, after their government is set up and takes control of the country... which is set to be a LOT quicker than Germany after WWII (which, by the way, we STILL have the military there).

      And before someone brings it up, Halliburton doesn't have any contracts with Iraq. Halliburton bid on a contract for the Department of Defense after the first Persian Gulf war and won. Its job was to clean up after oil spills and whatnot. The reason the Democrats in the US don't like Halliburton right now is because that contract is still in effect, and the DOD didn't put it BACK out to bid... there was no reason to. A company already bid on it, and got the contract, so why waste time and money re-inventing the wheel?

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    2. Re:do they? by mandie · · Score: 1

      US companies have no-bid contracts on rebuilding and various oil-field operations. Halliburton (Dick Cheney's alma mater) and Bechtel come to mind most quickly.

      The US *taxpayers* are being soaked on this, but several US companies are making out quite nicely.

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  177. Re:fattest nation on earth is USA by frission · · Score: 1

    I guess the most important part of Jared's diet usually doesn't come to light, but you're right...he did do a lot of exercise. when he went to subway, he walked, and when he left subway, he walked. now take those trips for 3 meals (6 trips) and it's a decent day's exercise...but i'm sure having a "healthy" sandwich (low fat meat, no mayo) also had a lot to do with it....i don't see a problem with the ads.

  178. Re:Weasliest behavior? Why, it's the AC! by epiphani · · Score: 1

    Hi. Do a search for my nickname. Chances are you can associate it with my real name within the first ten hits on Google.

    Some of us have an online identity that is not entirely separate from reality.

    (Im not the AC)

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  179. Dilbert is a BSA spokesperson by qwertyatwork · · Score: 5, Informative

    Stop reading dilbert, he is a spokesperson for the B.S.A. bsa another site

  180. Iraq money can't be a loan! by JCMay · · Score: 2, Insightful

    All these people that say that Iraq should pay back the money spent in the reconstruction forget one thing: there' no Iraqi government right now that can accept the debt responsibility. As many posters here point out with regard to EULAs, without a "meeting of the minds" there can't be a contract; right now Iraq has no "mind" with which to meet.

    Where do you think the United States would be if it had been required to repay the help that France provided during the Revolutionary War, before the Articles of Confederation were ratified and the first government of the United States came into being?

    Making the Iraqi reconstruction monies a loan equals Iraq becoming a United States colony; isn't colonialization one thing we're against?

    1. Re:Iraq money can't be a loan! by Skye16 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I question the morality of making someone pay for something they didn't expressly ~ask~ for. Everyone says "hey, we shouldn't have to pay for reconstruction" but the truth is, an overwhelming amount of damage was directly caused by our actions. If it isn't our responsibility, whose is it, then?

      I always assumed this was part of the "debate" for war; ie - who pays for it? And I also assumed that, if the overwhelming majority of Americans agreed to go to war, they also agreed to foot the bill for it.

      Assuming tends to be a major pain in the ass, doesn't it?

    2. Re:Iraq money can't be a loan! by Bedouin+X · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well you also have to remember that much of the infrastructure issues were a result of Desert Storm and the sanctions that came afterward. Yeah we can argue till we're blue in the face about why these things hadn't been rebuilt in the 10+ years prior, but the bottom line is that this "New" construction is only new with respect to the way that Iraq was 8 months ago, not when the world first started dropping bombs on them.

      Whatever that's worth.

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    3. Re:Iraq money can't be a loan! by pivo · · Score: 1

      Anyone questioning Iraqi war reparations ought to take into account the ramifications of German WWI war reparations (specifically, that they resulted in WWII) and the Marshall Plan which helped rebuild Europe and create an ally of Germany.

      I couldn't agree with you more, making Iraq pay reparations would be extremely stupid and unethical, and would ignore history, which is why we'll probably do it. Yeee Ha!!!

    4. Re:Iraq money can't be a loan! by Politburo · · Score: 1

      No one is saying Iraq should pay reparations in the traditional warfare sense of the word. Reparations are when the defeated country pays the winners for starting and/or losing the war. That is what happened with the Treaty of Versailles. That is not what is being proposed today. What is being proposed is a simple repayment of reconstruction funds from Iraqi oil profits, very similar to the proposal that was being touted by the administration before the war. The only difference is that the administration assumed that the Iraqi oil infrastructure would be immediately prepared to pump oil for profits, so we wouldn't have to loan/give any money. Now that it's going to take a little investment to get the oil flowing (using American companies suspiciously tied to the Vice President), the administration doesn't seem to care.

    5. Re:Iraq money can't be a loan! by Thing+1 · · Score: 1
      Best way to improve your country: declare war on the USA and lose. See The Mouse That Roared -- great book on diplomacy.

      (Of course, the irony is that in the book the postage-stamp sized country actually won...)

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    6. Re:Iraq money can't be a loan! by Freshie · · Score: 1

      Not the world. Don't count us all in on this. It was your idea to do it. Not a general planetary agreement.

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    7. Re:Iraq money can't be a loan! by guanno · · Score: 1

      A fair majority of the Iraqi are claiming they desire to take their own responsibility for it, yet the Bush administration won't let them. The latest high profile targets of civil unrest have been oil pipelines. As if that isn't the cause of all this distress. Americans fighting over pipelines. It wouldn't exactly be the first time by a long shot. Noble or otherwise, it's time to let go, go home, and put away all the guns and weapons of terror upon foreign citizens. Neither my fathers nor I harm Jews. And I still say it's time for them to do the same aswell.

      Peace.

    8. Re:Iraq money can't be a loan! by tjstork · · Score: 1

      No but what loans say is that Iraq should pay us for invading them. We blew something up, and now, we want Iraq to pay us for it?

      Seems screwed up to me.

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    9. Re:Iraq money can't be a loan! by Politburo · · Score: 1

      From most accounts, it seems like much of Iraq's infrastructure was already in need of replacement. Also recall that the current plan only calls for half of the reconstruction money to be provided as a loan. Also recall that the Iraqis as a people are filthy rich. Not material wealth, like in the USA, but their potential for wealth, as a nation, is gigantic. It just needs a bit of investment first. Why should the USA provide that investment when the Iraqis will profit?

    10. Re:Iraq money can't be a loan! by tjstork · · Score: 1


      Because, um, until such time as Iraq has their own government, they are in fact a US government possession, and therefor, the infrastructure is OUR responsibility.

      Look, we took the country over. The Iraqi people did not ask us to invade.

      Finally, Iraqi is not that rich, even with the oil. The market price of all of Iraqi's oil, if exploited, is only about 2 trillion dollars. We Americans blow through that much dough every three months.

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  181. Re: A theory on catching Bin Laden by ratamacue · · Score: 1

    As the saying goes, war is the health of the state. We'll probably never know whether Bin Laden and Saddam were deliberately "not caught", but nobody can deny the incentive.

  182. Habit is not addiction by Gallowglass · · Score: 1

    According to the medical profession, the sine qua non of addiction is that there is an immediate physical reaction when the addictive substance is withheld. No one has ever had an immediate physical reaction from changing their diet from fatty fast food to, say, a healthy, low-fat diet. At least, no so far as I know.

    With respect, saying that "people get addicted to fastfood just as they get addicted to drugs" is really quite incorrect. Drugs - the ones people get addicted to - change the way the body acts. Food is only fuel. If you eat too much, you may get fat, but nothing has changed in the way the brain works.

    1. Re:Habit is not addiction by Zan+Zu+from+Eridu · · Score: 2, Informative
      You should read up about food addiction. Some food has psychoactive ingredients (called exorphins). Almost all food triggers the production of gastrointestinal peptides during digestion; dificiencies in this production (lots of endorphines) result in addictive behaviour. Addictive foods:
      Ingestion of normal food may result in information-molecules streaming into our bloodstream from stomach or small intestine with all the impact of narcotic drugs! A "Gluten Stimulatory Peptide" is also described with narcotic (opiate) antagonist properties. It has been suggested that gluten hydrolysates, digests of wheat protein, have mixed opiate agonist-antagonist activity and, like two drugs with mixed narcotic activating and blocking actions (nalorphine and cyclazocine), produce dysphoria and even psychotic symptoms. Loukas and colleagues have derived the structure of cow's milk-derived exorphins: Opioid activities and structures of casein-derived exorphins. These two peptides carry information by finding and binding to brain receptors which ordinarily respond to endorphins. The message is go to sleep, feel bad, but go back for more.
  183. Re:come on, ./ editors. pay attention by ratamacue · · Score: 1
    I'm pro-invasion of Iraq and Afghanistan. They're better off under military occupation than with the dictators they had.

    Are the thousands of dead innocent civilians better off now? Seriously, I want you to try to answer that question. Put yourself in their shoes, and try to answer that question.

  184. Re:Weasliest behavior? Why, it's the AC! by Cederic · · Score: 1


    People use fake names on /.?

  185. Re:fattest nation on earth is USA by SoupaFly · · Score: 1

    Is that info from "Fast Food Nation" or somewhere else?

  186. Re:fattest nation on earth is USA by Damek · · Score: 1

    At some point, I think public relations companies and the companies that purchase their services have to hold at least some small part of the repsonsibility for their behaviors and the negative things the promote in the name of profits. I don't think it makes sense for individuals to sue individual companies for "making them fat", but there is a larger issue here that begs to be dealt with, a la the states battling the tobacco companies and their dacades of anti-science P.R.

  187. Re:fattest nation on earth is USA by qwertyatwork · · Score: 1

    I saw the lawyer that was suing them on a morning talk show, and after every sentence he said he then tried to compare them to tobaco companies.

  188. Re:Are you people INSANE? by Skye16 · · Score: 1

    I don't feel that's the answer. In fact, if push were to come to shove, I would strongly favor a new amendment GIVING congress the powers it currently takes for granted. You can dream all you want about a world where states interact flawlessly with each other and work together to promote national growth and standards, but in the real world, these things don't happen without something to tie everything together. That something is our federal government. The Constitution is a great document that does exceedling well at scaling and surving - both massive population increase, culture change AND time. But it is still not perfect.

    Then again, I'm just an uneducated mass.

  189. I'm shocked! by skia · · Score: 1

    Those results are all so fashionable, it leads me to wonder why they had a poll at all.

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  190. Re:Weasliest behavior? Why, it's the AC! by Call+Me+Black+Cloud · · Score: 1

    Apparently I didn't clearly make my point. Yes, we're all anonymous, so to me going one step further and being AC is weasely.

    However, even though I am using a pseudonym I do conduct myself as I would if my comments were attributable to me. In other words I don't behave differently behind my slashdot id.

    Let me clarify my original statement further. I think it's weasel-like to offer valid points, express a point of view, or otherwise participate in a rational discussion under AC. That was the point of the example I gave in my original post. Trolls I understand need to be AC.

  191. Re:What about trolls? by Call+Me+Black+Cloud · · Score: 1

    I should have explicitly excluded trolls from my comments. By example I meant to narrow my definition but obviously I should have taken the time to write more. Troll on!

  192. context, of course by argStyopa · · Score: 1

    This is /., remember.

    I'd say it's jealousy of a culture where:
    - chicks are hot
    - food is great
    - body odor is not considered simply a disgusting lack of personal hygiene.

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    1. Re:context, of course by strike2867 · · Score: 1

      Chicks in the south are surprisingly hot now. You would be surprised. But in the end I guess its a preferance thing.

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  193. Re:Weasliest behavior? Why, it's the AC! by Call+Me+Black+Cloud · · Score: 1

    Yes, this I understand. I should have explicitly excluded trolling from my posting. As far as other remarks, well, I wouldn't make a comment under my slashdot id that I wouldn't make using my real name or in person. My original comment was really directed at people who seem to be sincerely passionate about a point of view. Since people can create identities here that are separate from reality (and so be essentially anonymous) why not stand up and say, "I, l33tCoderD00d45, really and truly believe x, y, and z"?

  194. Re:Weasliest behavior? Why, it's the AC! by Call+Me+Black+Cloud · · Score: 1

    I don't have a slashdot account and don't care to take the time out of my day to create one just to be able to post anonymous messages, AC works fine for me.

    This makes no sense. If you're taking the time to post messages you must want people to read those messages. It would be worth the effort of registering to make your messages more visible. If you're a common troll this does not apply of course.

  195. Re:come on, ./ editors. pay attention by salesgeek · · Score: 1

    Why can't people accept that Dubya *is* a weasel?

    Why are you surprised that a politician is a weasel? The president is *always* the head weasel. Let's see - just the last few: Nixon (defined weasel), Gerald Ford (incompetant weasel)Jimmy Carter (not weasel, not good president) Teflon Man Reagan (irancontra weasel), GW Bush (Mr. free trade/new world order), Clinton (classic shouthern US political weasel), GW Bush (weasel, Texas style). Your point is?

    You don't have to claim either of them are upstanding people just because they're in the same political party.
    Personal experience: they are all weasels because they are politicians. This is not news.

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  196. technically by ShadowRage · · Score: 1

    france was buddying up with saddam.. and didnt care if he slaughtered people..
    so yeah.

    the only good part I see about our war on iraq is that we saved people from him and his rape-happy sons.. that's the only good thing I see out of it.. the rest is politics and economical reasons.. we're there to spread american business empires, get the oil, and spread our ways and laws and copyright laws over there, to make it america jr.
    get some good people in power.. shoot the idiots who like blowing others up and fucking leave.

  197. I was wrong. by DAldredge · · Score: 1

    FROM: http://www.jta.org/page_view_story.asp?intarticlei d=13343&intcategoryid=2

    Israeli officials shame-faced after
    reports on Chirac prove to be false

    But, it was reported as true by the following sources.

    http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057, 76 06101%255E1702,00.html
    http://www.albawaba.com/ne ws/index.php3?sid=261272 &lang=e&dir=news
    http://www.israelnationalnews.co m/news.php3?id=513 20
    http://www.arabtimesonline.com/arabtimes/break ingn ews/view.asp?msgID=3245
    http://www.taipeitimes.co m/News/world/archives/200 3/10/20/2003072649
    http://www.heraldsun.news.com. au/common/story_page /0,5478,7606101%255E401,00.html
    http://www.brunei -online.com/bb/mon/oct20w4.htm

  198. I Was wrong. by DAldredge · · Score: 1

    FROM: http://www.jta.org/page_view_story.asp?intarticlei d=13343&intcategoryid=2

    Israeli officials shame-faced after
    reports on Chirac prove to be false

    But, it was reported as true by the following sources.

    http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057, 76 06101%255E1702,00.html
    http://www.albawaba.com/ne ws/index.php3?sid=261272 &lang=e&dir=news
    http://www.israelnationalnews.co m/news.php3?id=513 20
    http://www.arabtimesonline.com/arabtimes/break ingn ews/view.asp?msgID=3245
    http://www.taipeitimes.co m/News/world/archives/200 3/10/20/2003072649
    http://www.heraldsun.news.com. au/common/story_page /0,5478,7606101%255E401,00.html
    http://www.brunei -online.com/bb/mon/oct20w4.htm

  199. Re:come on, ./ editors. pay attention by alan_dershowitz · · Score: 1

    Wow, there were a lot of unsubstantiated allegations in there! As long as we're gonna take that route, Here's a few "facts" that I think PROVE France's weaseliness:

    1. France funded both sides of the Aliens vs. Predator war.
    2. France had 30% ownership in the Death Star. When Israeli TIE-fighters destroyed it, France was PISSED.
    3. France has the world's largest stockpile of green kryptonite, Superman's only weakness. WHY?
    4. I have it on good authority that Jaques Chirac stomps smurfs.

    I think I've made my point.

  200. Re:fattest nation on earth is USA by hyphz · · Score: 1

    The irony here is that Scott Adams himself, in "The Dilbert Principle", postulated that eventually advertisers would become so good at constructing persuasive advertising that buying the product would no longer be optional.

    I believe the case made by the "fast food made us fat" people was that the companies should be blamed for having persuaded them to eat fatty food.

  201. Wrong by edremy · · Score: 1

    For example, they're always available to help prevent the "establishment" of religion, but they're never around to preserve the "free-exercise" of it.

    I invite your viewing of one of the ACLU's more recent cases, where they backed Jerry Falwell in a suit against the state of Virginia. Virginia had one set of laws for businesses, another for churches. Not kosher, and so the ACLU went to bat for him.

    The ACLU is more than willing to help religious zealots, even when they usually spit on the values of the ACLU.

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  202. Re:Are you people INSANE? by JCMay · · Score: 1

    Federal spending is not what makes the United States a great country. The American Experiment was not an experiment with strong central power; that had been done for years and was the very thing the American Revolutionaries were escaping. The United States constitution was constructed to balance the needs for some federal power (the Articles of Confederation gave it almost none!) while serverly restricting the excercise of those powers.

    I could not disagree with you more with regard to a new amendment abolishing the 9th and 10th amendments that Congress holds in such disdain. Instead, I am for a return to Federal constitutionally correctness and the ouster of those Representatives and Senators that fail to live up to their oaths of office. What does "promoting national growth and standards" conflict with a small, constitutionally correct Federal government? I'm somewhat bothered by government "promoting growth" of any fashion; should not a liberated people be left to achieve what they can imagine? How did the United States ever survive the Nineteenth Century without the programs of the New Deal or the Great Society? Remember: the "General Welfare Clause" is in the preamble, not Article I.

    For what it's worth, I'm for the repeal of the Seventeenth Amendment, as it silenced the voice of the States in Federal Government, giving power to the People that was originally intended for States to hold.

  203. bill o'reilly, ann coulter, bill bennett... by simpl3x · · Score: 1

    and last but not least... ariel sharon. yes, that is one liberal list! lies, damn lies, and statistics! at least you didn't show us your math skills.

  204. Startlingly new idea! by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


    > All you liberal, peacenik, Bush-bashers just can't set aside your pessimism to see how much happier a place the Middle East & Iraq will be once we finish invading it.

    "They have made a desert, and call it 'peace'." -- Tacitus, 20 centuries ago

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  205. The government of France was WRONG by Orne · · Score: 1

    All you have to do is look at the political landscape of France.

    "France today has roughly four or five million Muslim inhabitants, nearly a tenth of the population. Approximately half have French citizenship. More precise figures are not available, since the French state, being officially secular, is forbidden to inquire into questions of religion. It is generally agreed, however, that France, preponderantly Catholic, now has more Muslims than either Protestants or Jews, its historical minorities. Islam has become the country's second religion."

    You cannot forget that in 2002, Chirac's main opponent in his election was a isolationist (Le Pen), illustrating that the french commoners wanted to roll back the recent immigration, and did not like the direction the politicians were taking the country... Chirac has to appease the arabic voters , and the best way he knew how was to counter the United State's forays into Afghanistand and Iraq at every turn, despite all the evidence to the contrary.

    You give him too much credit, thinking he was "standing up against the USA", when he is just politicing and covering his ass.

  206. Re:come on, ./ editors. pay attention by WNight · · Score: 1

    Yes, this is exactly what I'm saying. Dubya's a weasel and the appropriate thing isn't to say "But Clinton's a weasel too". It's not good enough that the "other side"'s politicians are asses as well, you have to admit that yours are, and only then can you make an attempt to get better ones.

  207. Re:come on, ./ editors. pay attention by WNight · · Score: 1

    Do you have no concept of what a better life is? Thousands of Iraqis would have died because of the crimes of the government. Life would be worse for everyone because that situation wasn't going to go away on its own.

    Have you ever heard an Iraqi living outside of Iraq say anything positive about Saddam? All of them that I've heard, in the US and in other countries, have said that he's a dangerous cruel man and is oppressing the country.

    Sure, it sucks to be dead, but people were dying anyways. Better that the killer be removed, even if a few people die during his struggles. At least he can't go on killing all the dissidents.

  208. Re:come on, ./ editors. pay attention by WNight · · Score: 1

    Bullshit.

    I recently found an email I wrote to a friend about five months before the Sept-11th attack where I was talking about the Taliban and we were discussing their crimes. Remember, that's when the woman was sentenced to death for being raped, and when they were destroying the Buddha statues, etc. Their solution to stop rape was to make the rapist marry his victim, so it wasn't rape. They regularly killed people who disagreed with them and women were treated intolerably. This was being carried by a wide spectrum of media outlets.

    Are they living in a paradise now? No, but at least the religious freaks are gone. The warlords are all seperate and fight each other, at least their power could be broken. The Canadians and other peacekeepers are there trying to make the country actually safe. Are some women killed? Yeah, but not as many as before. And at least the "law" of the land isn't that women are posessions, whose murder is okay as long as it's done with an excuse from the Koran.

    Much the same with Iraq, Saddam's crimes were clearly documented by British media. No Iraqi I'd ever talked to (two, about this issue) or seen or TV (from outside Iraq) ever said *anything* positive about Saddam. They all said he was a horrible dictator and that nobody in Iraq felt safe if they didn't agree with him. He ruled with the proverbial iron fist and would have been almost impossible to remove from inside. Once he's gone there are others but they haven't consolidated power and aren't are much of a threat. There's no way everyone would vote a dictator in again, given a real choice.

    Perhaps the "gassing" of the kurds didn't happen as intentionally as it was supposed to have but he definately did intend them harm as the ongoing battles with them showed. (I'm sure they hated him too, but he's the one with the standing army.)

    Showing that Iran, and Saudi Arabia, and Kuwait, are all nasty countries ruled by assholes doesn't disprove that Afghanistan and Iraq were. The world would be a better place if those countries were walled off. A thousand years ago they were a civilization, now they're a cesspool of murderous religion and sexism. The lucky ones will be liberated, the unlucky ones will keep those systems until they self destruct.

  209. Re:Someone mod that "Funny" by nathanm · · Score: 1
    So have we. We've often bucked UN Sanctions, treaties and other signs of good will for our own interests.

    Anyone remember the ABM-ban we wiped our asses with?
    The ABM Treaty has nothing to do with the UN. It was a bilateral treaty between the Soviet Union and the US, signed in 1972. As with any treaty, it can only remain in effect while both parties still agree to it.
  210. Aw Jeez by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1


    Any chance I could mod this entire thread down?

    Slashdot discussions of a Dilbert-related survey are a poor choice of venue for expressing political opinions.

  211. Re:Weasliest behavior? Why, it's the AC! by cybercuzco · · Score: 2, Funny

    But weaseling out of things is what seperates us from the animals! ... Except for the weasel.

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  212. no by cybercuzco · · Score: 1

    http://www.weasel.com

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  213. Schweet by Red+Rocket · · Score: 1


    The war wasn't fought so US citizens could have the Iraqi oil.
    It was fought so US companies could have the Iraqi oil distribution contracts.


    At least someone sees what's going on...
    And if you need a little extra confirmation of that, look at how the administration is hell-bent on assuring that the $20 billion to be spent fixing up Iraq's infrastructure (read "oil production facilities") be given as a grant instead of a loan. If we gave it as a loan then Iraq would have to retain control of the oil reserves so they could sell it to repay the loan. (Remember, the US overthrew a democratically elected government in Iran to prevent the nationalization of Iranian oil) If it is a grant, however, then the US can pressure the Iraqi Governing Council to sell off the oil reserves at ridiculously low prices to private energy corporations and forget about the money US taxpayers gave them.

    What a friggin' racket! US taxpayers will be providing $20 billion (and more) to provide good facilities for oil corporations to make a profit. Talk about welfare deadbeats. If there is profit to be had there, then the oil corporations should invest their own damn money, not mine.

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  214. Re: come on, ./ editors. pay attention by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


    > Are they living in a paradise now? No, but at least the religious freaks are gone.

    Since you haven't checked the news lately, you'll be interested to hear that those freaks are murdering westerners and perceived collaborators all around the periphery of the country these days, and and have reorganized themselves to the point that we are now fighting pitched battles with them again.

    And the regional warlords think of Karzai as the Mayor of Kabul...

    I would guess that actually cleaning up the country would require about 10x the resources that the USA and the international community has actually committed there, and given Afghanistan's long, long history of tribal mentality without any substantial national sentiment, the commitment would probably have to last for about 50 years to make a lasting difference after the foreigners pulled out.

    > Much the same with Iraq, Saddam's crimes were clearly documented by British media.

    No one doubts that Saddam is a monster.

    Nor that he was already a monster when he was our friend...

    > There's no way everyone would vote a dictator in again, given a real choice.

    Aye, there's the rub. In a year or two they will be able to vote for someone with the USA's stamp of approval. A few years later they'll be able to vote their 100% support for whoever is viscious enough and has enough heavily armed thugs to take over the country.

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  215. Re:fattest nation on earth is USA by Sebastopol · · Score: 1

    Two problems: the cheapest food is the least healthiest. In a local mall's cafeteria lunch-line, a cheesburger is 75 cents and a banana is $1.00. Second, fast food companies do have an obligation not to market trash. Especially to children! For galaxy's sake, look at Ronald McDonald and tell me he's not as much to blame as tobacco executives!

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  216. Re:Are you people INSANE? by slaker · · Score: 1

    The Constitution Party was at one time known as the US Taxpayer's Party.

    Oddly, for a group with such a name, its primary function appears to be pursuit of extremely right-wing social goals (pro-gun, anti-choice, state's rights, anti-immigration and, bizarrely, a return to the gold standard).

    Looking at their Year 2000 Party Platform, I'd say they're a "Racial Purity" plank away from being the Aryan Nation Party.

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  217. And So? by virg_mattes · · Score: 1

    > They are in the business of selling food, and the more food they sell, the more money they make. So they will use all the advertising tricks in the book to encourage people to buy more...

    Wow. And when you go to buy a car, there are people who actually make money by selling you accessories and rustproofing and dealer financing, and they'll use all the advertising tricks in the book to encourage people to buy more...

    ...and yet we don't think that people who spent too much on a car should be able to sue the dealership. I'm sorry, but this falls firmly under the concept of "caveat emptor". Basic health education is not lacking in the U.S., and it takes not a lot of effort to learn what's healthy to eat and what isn't. Because it's not a big secret that too much fat in your diet will make you gain weight, I don't think it's unreasonable to ask people to examine what they eat, and if you ask the counter person about nutrition information, that person will hand you a sheet that contains all of the nutrition information you need to see that the burgers are very high in fat. In short, the fact that McDonald's portrays their food in the best possible light does not excuse you from responsibility for examining their presentation with a critical eye.

    Virg

  218. Re:What about Second Amendment rights? by blizzardsoup · · Score: 1

    Hell would freeze over before the ACLU defended someone in a 2nd Amendment case. The stated position of the ACLU is that there is no individual right to own a gun only a collective right.

  219. Re:come on, ./ editors. pay attention by nathanm · · Score: 1
    Your post is mostly lies, half-truths, and just plan BS. It's really a waste of my time to reply, but it almost seems some people believe you, judging by moderation and some previous replies.

    Just so you know, Afghanistan is still under the same dictators. The Taliban kept the warlords in line. A bunch of warlords, called the Northern Alliance, didn't like them, and never did. The US backed them up and toppled the Taliban. The warlords got what they wanted: absolute rule back again, like they had before the Taliban.

    There was no absolute rule in Afghanistan before the Taliban took power. Since the Soviets pulled out in 1989 it was a period of civil war until 1996 when the Taliban gained power over most of the country. Also, calling them warlords isn't completely accurate, since they're no longer at war. Afghanistan is a very tribally oriented country, and tribal leaders have regularly held positions of power and influence in areas where their tribes were predominant. At least now the different tribes and "warlords" are resolving differences through diplomacy and negotiations rather than large scale warfare.

    Before, a woman couldn't go to school, and couldn't go out in public without a burka or she would be arrested. The stories told pre-war about being killed were true...but for Northern Alliance territories, not Taliban.

    The Taliban have the worst record on womens' rights of anybody in recent times. Some tribes may have had similar policies in the past, but are now allowing women more rights to remain in favor of western countries.

    The Taliban were very harsh to rapists and woman beaters (Unless he was her husband). Now, she is legally allowed to go to school. and work...but she will be beaten to death. And if she doesn't wear a burka...she will be beaten to death and/or raped. The Taliban may have repressed women, but they protected them, and killed rapists.

    Many women are working again and girls are going to school, allowed by those in power. Some women are still wearing burkas, but many are not. The situation for women is a huge improvement since the Taliban was ousted.

    Things are worse for everybody in Afghanistan. Not that they were very good under the Taliban, but they were STILL better off.

    Pure BS! Things have been steadily improving since Afghanistan was liberated. Personally, I don't think the West is doing quite enough to help, but the people there are definitely better off.

    The Coalition keeps things in order...but they can barely even control Kabul; the rest of the country is left entierly at the mercy of the same warlords who have always ruled.

    While the new Hamid Karzai government has little control beyond Kabul, the fighting that plagued Afghanistan for the last several decades has largely stopped now.

    And the Coalition is hiring most of the Taliban back to work the "new" government anyways.

    In some cases, yes, because people were coerced, or forced at gunpoint to fight for the Taliban. However, the ones responsible for atrocities and repression are being held accountable and jailed.

    The opium trade, which the religious Taliban condemned, is back in full tilt, flooding the streets of Britain with Afghani heroin again, and the CIA coffers with drug money.

    They officially condemned it, but allowed it to go on if they got a share of profits and all the drugs went outside the country. Maybe people should stop buying heroin in Britain. And the CIA does not make money off drugs.

    Food is a problem, because farmers fields are full of American mines.

    Pure BS! The only place the US currently uses mines is the DMZ separating North and South Korea. The mines in Afghanistan have been t

  220. Re:fattest nation on earth is USA by virg_mattes · · Score: 1

    > There was a time in your life when, in fact, you DID NOT KNOW that this kind of food would make you fat. Then, at some point, you learned it.

    The point is, many people never learn it.

    Fine, you say, that's their own fault for not learning it. But in saying this, you are assuming that they had the same opportunity to learn it as you. And it is an undeniable fact that not everyone has the same access to knowledge and education in this country.


    Sorry, but your step back for perspective wasn't large enough. While you're quite right that not everyone has access to the same quality of education, this particular piece of information is (and has been for some time) very widely available. Perhaps some schools aren't doing a good job of teaching health education, but one needs only watch one or two episodes of Oprah, or the evening news, to hear that fatty foods make one gain weight, and that a low fat diet will prevent that. Then, it's an easy leap to ask for nutrition information from any fast food joint around. Heck, they have it printed up on handouts so you don't tie up a counter person asking those questions. Since obesity in all social strata outstrips the illiteracy rate, it's a reasonable conclusion that the information is widely enough available for people to make educated decisions.

    > It is no coincidence the prevalence of obesity in the lower class is higher than it is, say, in your social stratum.

    As is usual for arguments like this, the problem is rather more complex than you would make it. In survey after survey, the reason people in all social strata eat fast food is convenience. It overarches every other given reason by a wide margin. Couple that with the fact that people in lower income groups tend to have less free time, and suddenly you have a completely valid reason for higher fast food consumption that has little to do with a conspiracy on the part of the fast food producers. While the ad campaigns are certainly a part of the problem, it's not rational to imply (as you have) that they're even the majority of the problem without considering other factors.

    Virg

  221. Oops. You lose. by Red+Rocket · · Score: 1


    And the 2nd amendment shows it even more.

    This shows what a looser you are. You are wrong. Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. Your couldn't be more wrong. So how do you like being wrong?

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  222. Another wrong gun-nut by Red+Rocket · · Score: 1


    But the do care if you wish to own a gun. I guess their copy of the Bill of Rights has less adms than mine does.

    You are so wrong. Read it and weep. Oh, man, I love this thread.

    Oh, yeah, did you see the AC's post to your sig the other day? Israeli/Palestininan Facts

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  223. Another wronger by Red+Rocket · · Score: 1


    funny how the ACLU is completely silent when the 2nd or 10th amendments are involved

    Only if you call this being silent.

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  224. Re:come on, ./ editors. pay attention by ratamacue · · Score: 1

    Just as I thought, you couldn't answer the question because you refuse to put yourself in their shoes. You know damn well that if it was you or your family or friend who was murdered, you'd change your mind in a heartbeat. So tell me, just how much more is your life worth than the typical Iraqi citizen?

  225. Offtopics, but...Hermann Goering? Propaganda? by anactofgod · · Score: 1

    No no. Goering was the Reichsmarshall for the Luftwaffe.

    Joseph Goebbels was the Minister of Propaganda.

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  226. It can't fly now... by Red+Rocket · · Score: 1


    ...because it has two right wings.

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  227. Re:come on, ./ editors. pay attention by salesgeek · · Score: 1

    you have to admit that yours are, and only then can you make an attempt to get better ones. that defies the system. The whole idea is to say "I'm not a weasel and my opponent is."

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  228. Iraq has WMD. How do we know? by devphil · · Score: 2, Funny


    Because we kept the receipts.

    (Credit goes to the Onion for that one, IIRC. No, I don't actually believe Iraq has WMD these days. We know they tried to make/buy/steal them, but they failed.)

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    You cannot apply a technological solution to a sociological problem. (Edwards' Law)
  229. define "right" by siskbc · · Score: 1
    they knew the war was a fake and they stuck to their stance while UK/USA continue to evade and dodge the truth

    If you think Sadaam didn't have weapons, you've got your head up your ass. Why didn't he let in inspectors without stalling for weeks at a time? Why did he eventually stop letting them in? Why would he rather do the above and be deposed than stay in power?

    All France did was waste time, allowing him to get their shit either A) destroyed or B) out of Iraq. I'm not surprised we haven't found anything real, they had months to destroy it.

    As for France's motive, they were cuddling up to Sadaam. They had been building Iraq's infrastructure for years (phone, etc) and were pushing to do the same for oil pipelines - hence their wish to end the embargo despite Sadaam's not abiding by the 1991 treaty.

    If our motive was oil, so was France's - and they had an interest in keeping Sadaam in power.

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  230. I HOPE that's a troll by siskbc · · Score: 1
    Crime and Punishment'

    You do know that was not actually about war, right? It was about some crazy fuck who was compelled to kill a lady he pawned some crap to.

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    -Looking for a job as a materials chemist or multivariat

  231. Of course by phorm · · Score: 1

    But I was assuming that those who voted most probably voted on all categories. At least it would be what I voted... meaning that much of the same voted for each item.

  232. A brain! by phorm · · Score: 1

    Nice to see somebody had some forethought on this. After all, yes, the French did have financial interests in the middle east, BUT, would they have not furthered their own interests by being an active participant in picking apart of remnants of the country? That is to say, they could really have profited either way... but it took balls to stand up to the US and take the subsequent media beating.

  233. Read the polls of Baghdad and weep by bee · · Score: 1

    You are ignoring the recent poll of Baghdad that Gallup did. 71 percent of those surveyed like our presence there and don't want us to leave any time soon.

    It's ironic that more Iraqis support the war (percentage-wise) than Americans.

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    At least mafia-owned pizzarias make excellent pizza. Compare to Bill Gates.
    1. Re: Read the polls of Baghdad and weep by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > You are ignoring the recent poll of Baghdad that Gallup did. 71 percent of those surveyed like our presence there and don't want us to leave any time soon.

      Great! Now we only need to worry about the other six and a half million Iraqis.

      U.S. Commander Reports Increase in Daily Attacks on Forces in Iraq
      Published: Oct 22, 2003

      BAGHDAD, Iraq (AP) - Ambush bombers struck Wednesday in the center of Baghdad and in the tense Sunni Muslim area west of the capital, as the commander of American forces reported an increase in attacks against occupation troops. ...

      During a press conference, the commander of U.S. forces in Iraq, Lt. Gen. Ricardo Sanchez, confirmed an increase in the number of attacks on American troops. Sanchez said the average of 20 to 25 attacks daily had increased over the last three weeks "to a peak of 35 attacks a day." He did not elaborate. ...

      The homemade bomb in Baghdad exploded as a three-Humvee convoy passed through a tunnel under Tayeran Square... Local residents said U.S. Army convoys had been repeatedly targeted in the tunnel. "It's always the same," said traffic policeman Adnan Khadim. "They should stop using the tunnel." ...

      A U.S. Army Humvee could be seen burning on the western edge of Fallujah. ... Witnesses said a roadside bomb exploded Wednesday morning as the convoy passed. ... After looting an abandoned vehicle, residents set it on fire as one man fired pistol shots into the wreckage in a sign of contempt. ...

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  234. Re:Knock off the Bush bashing. by mormop · · Score: 1

    Is it only me or does Bush Bashing sound like a euphomism for rough sex.

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  235. So why not cut taxes to negative numbers? by JimmytheGeek · · Score: 1

    So tax receipts will be infinite?

    I think you outdid the most moronic statement in a while.

    Granting your point that consumer spending leads to jobs, the GWB tax cuts went mostly to those whose spending is the lowest as a proportion of income. They were thus the least efficient targets for growth-oriented tax cuts. Payroll tax cuts and extended unemployment benefits would have been much stronger measures to boost the economy.

    Are we up to 6th grade yet?

    And since when have economists not been retards? Presumably there is a saddle point beyond which taking econ classes decreases intelligence. Fucking pseudo-science.

  236. And they condemned the treatment by JimmytheGeek · · Score: 1

    The U.S. is not upholding its principles.

  237. Re:fattest nation on earth is USA by Zan+Zu+from+Eridu · · Score: 1
    While I agree that food definitely (obviously) has an impact when eaten, fast food cravings/effects are not even in the same ballpark as the cravings/effects caused by a drug addiction. I can't believe that you would even suggest this.

    This isn't my idea or suggestion, it's what the scientists say. There are psychoactive substances called exorphins in some kinds of food, and the body produces endorphins during digestion. Meaning basically everyone likes eating because our bodies produce dope that makes us feel good when we eat, not because we're hungry. Real feelings of hunger only occur after 2 or 3 days without food in normal circumstances, the craving you feel around dinner time in a craving for endorphins. If there is something wrong with the production of these endorphins, or if you have a low tolerance to exorphins, you run the risk of becoming a food addict.

    As well, last time I checked fast food was not an illegal substance.

    Around where I live, some drugs you call illegal are not quite illegal. This argument is totally besides the point. Do you think it is possible to become an alcoholic? If people are showing real signs of addiction (their habit has a profound negative impact on the rest of their lives, and they show mental or physical withdrawal symptoms when stopping the habit) they're addicted, no matter if their habit is legal or illegal.

    If dealing drugs was legal then you might have a point about people blaming drug dealers instead of taking responsibility for their own lives. Until then you are just talking out of your ass.

    Duh. I was being sarcastic. Just as well as drug dealers know most of their customers get addicted to the stuff they sell them, fast food dealers know some of their customers become addicted to the stuff they sell them.

    I have difficulty understanding your rationale for presenting this argument... Do you or someone you care for have a weight problem that you feel is not your/their responsibility?

    I just wanted to point out that food addiction is a real addiction, just like drug addiction. Of course every grown person has to take responsability for his own actions, but how for instance would someone fresh out of drug rehab react to TV commercials praising the joyful good life you live while using drug X. That's what happens to alcoholics, sex addicts, food addicts, nicotine addicts, eg. all the people addicted to legal substances or activities.

    (And no, it's not personal.)

  238. Re:Iraq has WMD. How do we know? by Black+Jack+Hyde · · Score: 1
    No, I don't actually believe Iraq has WMD these days.

    I guess all those Kurds gassed themselves, then. The UN never questioned Iraq's possession of WMDs, not France nor anyone else. The UN just put off making any real effort to determine the extent of WMD production and possession for some 12 years.

  239. Re:blaming fast food ? by lucifer_666 · · Score: 1
    Yeah, uhh...last time I checked, McDonald's wasn't physically addictive.

    Try telling that to someone who's eaten a big mac every night for the past six months.

    Their bodies get so used to both the sugars in the bread, and their systems adapt to the "hi-maze" fibre which mc donalds uses. For the guy who eats mc donalds every night, a steak or potato could mean constipation.

    Because eating in a resurant is so socicly acceptable, nobody stops to think of the coersive environment mc donalds uses. The entire establishment is a big marketing tool designed to make you feel comfortable, sure, but more importantly, to make you want to come back. From the colour choices on the walls to the fake smiles and enthusiasim of the staff, mc donalds is designed to be a consistant, reliable, addictive experience.

  240. Hey, anonymous moron by egaeus · · Score: 1
    Here's some kindergarten economics for you:

    When you spend more than you take in, and rack up more than 7 times more debt than you have assets, and are still operating at a loss, that's a bad thing.

    Check out David Walker's address to the National Press Club when it is available. I'm pretty sure he's had a few more economics classes than you have, and apparently a buttload more experience. But I'm sure you'll say that the Comptroller General of the United States know about economics, right?

  241. Re:come on, ./ editors. pay attention by WNight · · Score: 1

    Oh fuck off you dipshit. If you're not going to read what I post, don't respond. I'm serious, you haven't contributed anything so far and it's unlikely to change.

    I'd rather a 2% chance of losing a family member than a 6% chance. Do I have to have a family member murdered to have a valid opinion?

  242. Re:What about Second Amendment rights? by Rakarra · · Score: 1
    You're not suggesting that just because one organization takes up a cause that no other organization should take up that cause too? If that's the case, I guess I'll stop worrying about IP laws because the EFF has that covered.

    But the EFF needs a lot of help and is fighting a very uphill battle. The NRA has far more clout.

  243. And for something more recent... by AvantLegion · · Score: 1
    ... take note of how Iraq's big-ass dossier finger-pointed at France for arms sales themselves (among other suppliers).

  244. Really? by egaeus · · Score: 1

    Stupid French! I could be getting free healthcare right now!

  245. Bush? Not Clinton? by TexasCowboy23 · · Score: 1

    I know why Billy Bob Clinton's name wasn't on the list -- he was busy under the desk with Monica, right? I mean, come on, that guy takes the cake at being a weasal. He openly admitted it. Billy knew how to lie, not only to a grand jury, a judge (several judges), and Congress -- but he also knew how to look straight into the TV camera and lie to us. 42nd 'President' my ass ... More like 1st National Disgrace and Public Nuisance Extraordinaire, if you ask me.

    Bush is a weasal about as much as I am black. And no, I'm not going to dye or tan my skin.

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    Seth Anderson BTW, I'm not 23 anymore -- I am TexasCowboy26 now. =)
  246. Re:come on, ./ editors. pay attention by ratamacue · · Score: 1

    Again, you know damn well that you wouldn't sacrifice your own life for the arbitrary "cause" of some superpower government. No sane human being would. So how can you just shrug your shoulders and say "collateral damage" when other human beings are brutally murdered, WITHOUT being a bloody hypocrite?

    Can you answer that question logically, or will you admit that hypocracy a necessary component of war? (Hint: No, you won't be able to answer that question logically. I've already proven that nobody can.)

    I hope you realize exactly how lucky you are NOT to be one of those poor people who had their lives stolen from them. After all, you're a human being just like them, equally deserving of life. Right?

  247. Re:come on, ./ editors. pay attention by WNight · · Score: 1

    Who said anything about shrugging off collateral damage? If someone was going to die, at least Saddam has been removed. If someone had to die, at least they died in the removing of a dictator. What's so hard to understand about that?

    I don't expect anyone to line up for their turn to die, but if you're going to be asked to take the chance, wouldn't you want the reason to be worth it?

  248. Re:come on, ./ editors. pay attention by ratamacue · · Score: 1

    My point is that you don't have a right in the world to determine whether or not "it was worth it" -- nor does government, nor does a majority, and nor does a "society" (which is nothing but a collection of unique thinking indivudals). Only the actual individuals who had their lives stolen can answer this, but they weren't given the chance. They were stripped of this most fundamental human right, by force, because some superpower government believed their cause to be worth more than the most fundamental human right to life. At the root of it all, you (or government, or a majority, or "society") can only say "it was worth it" because you weren't the one who was actually murdered. In other words, while you are lucky enough to retain your most fundamental human rights, at the same time, you won't respect the same fundamental rights of other individuals. And that is a superb example of hypocracy. If you ask me, that is the thinking of the devil himself. Don't you realize that your own government would strip YOU of your most fundamental human right -- just as easily as they murdered these poor people -- if they saw fit to do so? After all, you are a human being just like the poor people who were murdered in Iraq. Don't you see that the root of everything we're talking about is personal gain, masked by a lie called "the necessity of war"?

  249. Re:come on, ./ editors. pay attention by WNight · · Score: 1

    Did people get asked about their willingness to participate in Saddam's various killing sprees?

    What you say sounds all nice and fluffy, with only the people whose lives would be at risk from the invasion getting a vote, but unfortunately it's simplistic and wrong. The people whose lives would be saved also get a vote. You can't simply draw a line around a small number of people and label them at risk from Saddam, and a small number and label them as potential casualties of war. As such, you can't poll the people involved. You simply have to weigh the sizes of the two groups and see which group is larger.

    Haven't you read reports of and seen pictures of mass graves in Iraq? Haven't you heard of the guy who spent 10+ years in his parents attic after faking his death to avoid being tossed in jail and murdered? These weren't isolated cases, people were dying every day because of this, and vanishing so that their families had no idea if they were dead or alive.

    Iraqi ex-patriots encourage this, they know what was going on and they want him removed. Presumably many have family there and they know the risks, but they still choose war. Many of them risked their lives fighting Saddam's regime, or simply leaving the country, and aren't asking people to face risks they themselves wouldn't.

  250. RIAA email addresses? by encebollado · · Score: 1

    Anyone know the email addresses of the RIAA execs? I want to send them a few copies of this. Maybe we all should. (hint, hint) Really, we all should. (hint, hint!) At 5 pm ET today (hint, hint, hint!!!)