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"iPod's Dirty Secret"

akpoff writes "Have you ever made a promise while in tech-support hell to let everyone know how bad the product is? The Neistat brothers followed through after the batteries in an iPod died and Apple told them it would cost US$250 to replace them. The tech rep told the guys they might as well buy a new iPod. The brothers thought differently and made a movie showing how they got the word out in a large metro area. Of course it was made on a Mac with iMovie." Their statement is a bit misleading: many people have iPods that have lasted a lot longer than 18 months (the iPod was released over two years ago). But the batteries don't last forever. What is their life expectancy? Does Apple notify consumers of a life expectancy?

262 comments

  1. Oh my gosh! by BobTheJanitor · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Batteries don't last for ever and it costs money to replace them!

    Seriously, what were they expecting? When I bought my iPod, I don't remember Apple ever saying they would replace the batteries for free, and I'm sure I don't recall them saying used magical batteries that never die.

    1. Re:Oh my gosh! by Dancin_Santa · · Score: 1

      If it were any other company and your little device completely shut down after a few months and you were told by the company to shut up and pay up another $250 bucks, would you be so easy going?

      Batteries die, yes. However, how much does a company have to hate its own customers to make it ridiculously hard to replace the battery?

    2. Re:Oh my gosh! by danbeck · · Score: 0

      $255 to replace a battery that everyone here would agree should have lasted longer than a year and a half is ridiculous. That's the point.

    3. Re:Oh my gosh! by Unregistered · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      laptop batteries don't i don't see why ipods would be any different

    4. Re:Oh my gosh! by danbeck · · Score: 1

      Laptop batteries don't cost $255, do they?

    5. Re:Oh my gosh! by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      but of course, this will void your "warranty"

      Ugh. If your iPod is under warranty and the battery dies, Apple will fix it for free. No need to put in a 3rd party battery if the iPod is still under warranty.

      I told him the serial, he told me to frigg off.

      Apple states specifically that they don't support some types of G3's on some versions of OS X. For example OS X 10.3 requires a G3 with USB.

      If Apple states on the box that you need a certain hardware level to run a given version of the OS, I think they are well within their rights to tell you to 'frigg off'.

    6. Re:Oh my gosh! by ceejayoz · · Score: 2, Informative
    7. Re:Oh my gosh! by orthogonal · · Score: 1

      Neither do iPod batteries [cost $255]

      No, according to your link,
      Out-Of-Warranty Pricing
      [...]
      - Battery Service: $99.00 USD: labor, parts, and a 90-day guarantee on materials and workmanship, plus $6.95 shipping. $105.95 USD total.


      Hey, less than $106! Great price! And with a whole 90 days of warranty!

    8. Re:Oh my gosh! by BobTheJanitor · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yes, I think I would. For starters, they don't actually have to pay $250, as another poster here pointed out, it's actually $99. I'm willing to assume that when he called about getting the battery replaced he got someone new/clueless. Besides, 18 months is hardly 'a few months'. Why are people upset that Apple charges money to replace parts that aren't under warranty?

      IIt really sucks that his iPod battery died as quickly as it did, and it's unfortunate he ended up with an unknowledgeable person on his Tech support call, but they both seem to be isolated incidents. A friend of mine has had his iPod for at least that long and he doesn't have any problems with it.

    9. Re:Oh my gosh! by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 4, Informative

      Since when do LI-Ion batteries DIE? Since when?

      Since always. Li-ion batteries often show failure at 2 years.

      Li-ion

      "Aging is a concern with most Li-ion batteries. For unknown reasons, battery manufacturers are silent about this issue. Some capacity deterioration is noticeable after one year, whether the battery is in use or not. Over two or perhaps three years, the battery frequently fails."

      Apple's engineers sat down one day, desinged the cheapest battery in the world that barely met all the requirements, and laughed as they increased Job's profit margin and screwed the end user with an inferior product.

      I don't think Apple is designing batteries. Like every other box vendor they are buying technologies available from others.

    10. Re:Oh my gosh! by Mr.+Darl+McBride · · Score: 1
      The laptop is built so that you can replace the battery easily, and the laptop sellers continue selling batteries for a long while after.

      Apple didn't come around right away, and that's the source of the problem from the moviemaker's perspective.

    11. Re:Oh my gosh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      more apple apologism.

      should read:

      cheap ass batts die in 2 years.

      none of the ones i've used ever went bunk

      apologism. apologism. apologism. apologism. apologism. apologism. apologism. apologism. apologism. apologism. apologism. apologism. apologism. zealot.

    12. Re:Oh my gosh! by dtfinch · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      If they had used any other rechargeable (or throw away) batteries, it would not have costed $99 over 18 months to replace them. Instead, like all other Apple technology, they chose something so proprietary that you can't buy one anywhere else if you don't like the price.

      On the bright side, I saw an MP3 CD player at WalMart for only $29.99. It doesn't hold tens of thousands of songs like an iPod, but getting 200 or more songs per CD really isn't bad at all.

    13. Re:Oh my gosh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stop telling your "friends" you were there "when the shit went down in Seattle." Take out your nose and eyebrow ring and get a job in food service. Profit. Or just move to Canada.

    14. Re:Oh my gosh! by mccready · · Score: 1

      Panasonic toughbook batteries do.

    15. Re:Oh my gosh! by capmilk · · Score: 3, Insightful
      it's unfortunate he ended up with an unknowledgeable person on his Tech support call

      I'd rather think he called tech support before Apple introduced the $99 battery exchange program.

    16. Re:Oh my gosh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
      like all other apple technology, they chose something so proprietary
      • Serial ATA
      • IDE
      • DVI
      • USB
      • FireWire
      • 802.11b/g
      • DDR RAM
      • SDRAM

      I'm curious, what of Apple's "other technology" is proprietary?

      Oh, you meant that in order to make it portable and usable they chose a battery that fit the form factor? Oh. How sad. Do you know how many camera vendors do that? Sure, they're removable, but have you ever noticed how much larger they are to accommodate that bay for it?

      You want replaceable batteries for an iPod? Belkin offers that (a backpack for it that runs it on AA batteries). It's possible.

      Tool.
    17. Re:Oh my gosh! by Marovingian · · Score: 1

      I apologize for the repeat. That's what I get for doing something else like work during my post.

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    18. Re:Oh my gosh! by rixstep · · Score: 1

      Eat some paint, Bob!

      When was it you paid $255 for a battery?

      It hardly matters that other pods last longer, or that OEMs will today sell you a battery replacement kit for $50. What matters is that Ryan in Apple support blew it.

    19. Re:Oh my gosh! by rixstep · · Score: 1

      Like every other box vendor they are buying technologies available from others.

      He never said they were making their own batteries; he said they chose a cheap one.

      Which may be, but I don't think it's a deliberate move: I think it's a blunder - a catastrophical one - for iTunes exists to sell iPods, and iPods exist to sell Macs, and bad PR for failing iPods can hardly be part of an Apple corporate strategy.

    20. Re:Oh my gosh! by Trurl's+Machine · · Score: 1

      Apple's engineers sat down one day, desinged the cheapest battery in the world that barely met all the requirements

      iPod batteries are manufactured by Sony. Sony rates them for "more than 500 charge/discharge cycles". But - as it often happens with the batteries - for a 1% of luckless customers this could be just 100 cycles, while another 1% will be the lucky bastards still getting full 8 hours in 2012 on their '2002 iPod. The former 1% are the guys who complain, but you rarely hear the voice of the remaining 99%.

    21. Re:Oh my gosh! by ceejayoz · · Score: 1

      So, summary of your comment:

      "iPod batteries DO cost $255! See? The Apple page says they're $99!"

      If you still don't like that price, get one of the third-party kits for $59 and do it yourself.

    22. Re:Oh my gosh! by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      You, I surmise, know nothing about Li-Ion batteries.

      Aside from that, the battery inside the iPod is made by Sony, not by Apple.

      I suppose if the HD in there fails you'll blame that on Apple's "bad design" too?

    23. Re:Oh my gosh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or rather you have to buy an APP within 1 year from purchase date of the iPod.

    24. Re:Oh my gosh! by dave1212 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What matters is that Ryan in Apple support blew it.

      Yes, he certainly deserves to have the hate of millions, for the unpardonable sin of being new and not being clear on all aspects of all products.
      I hope I get a question that I don't know at the computer store where I work, just so I can hope to see a movie about people protesting the company/device and my name plastered all over /. That's the plan, man.

    25. Re:Oh my gosh! by shotfeel · · Score: 1

      he said they chose a cheap one.

      And based on the price, I'd say he's wrong about that too!

      Let's be realistic. If anybnody thinks there's a better battery available that will fit that form factor, last even that long and be any cheaper, I'd like to hear about it. Unless something better actually exists (and I doubt it does) I'd say calling the choice Apple made any kind of a blunder, catastrophical or otherwise, is premature.

    26. Re:Oh my gosh! by jellomizer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But $250 for a battery or as some of the other post suggest $99 for a battery, a battery!. I like Apple as much as any moderate Apple fan, I have a slightly dated PowerBook G4, but yes batteries die, and it does cost money to replace them, but I think $25 is a fair price to replace an iPod battery, if this is not the case then they should redesign the iPods to use more affordable/standard rechargeable batteries.

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    27. Re:Oh my gosh! by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 1
      "Aging is a concern with most Li-ion batteries. For unknown reasons, battery manufacturers are silent about this issue."

      Sounds like built-in obsolescence. If they made batteries that lasted forever, there would be no repeat-business. Everyone now 'believes' that it's normal for Li-ion batteries to die after a while and that this is a perfectly normal and natural thing. How convenient for the battery manufacturers.

    28. Re:Oh my gosh! by steeviant · · Score: 1

      It's been my experience that Apple's batteries and power supplies are crappier than any other big-name laptop manufacturers.

      I own a Compaq Armada 1592DT from 1998 that's still getting over 2 hours of battery life.

      I own a Toshiba Toughbook CF 27 from 2000 that's still good for more than 2 hours of battery life.

      I've owned a few other Li-Ion laptops here and there that just didn't cut it feature wise and I've sold on, and of the two I know of, their batteries are still going strong 2+ years on, and all of them are still on their first power supply.

      On the other hand, everyone I know (6 people) who own an Apple laptop manufactured in the last 5-6 years has had to replace either their battery or power supply within 18 months of buying their machine.

      My own PowerBook G4 has been through 3 power supplies and one battery in 18 months. Not only that, but the AppleCare 3 year extended warranty I paid NZ $600 for doesn't cover batteries or power supplies.

      Since the last power supply and the battery failure happened out of the 1 year warranty, Apple refused to replace them under warranty, even though I purchased one of their extended warranties. Hardly the way I'd expect someone who dropped NZD $7300 on a PowerBook G4 and extended warranty less than 18 months ago.

      Pretty piss-poor performance on Apple's part (given the vague wording in the version of AppleCare T&C delivered in the box), and fortunately in New Zealand, totally and utterly illegal.

      My advice to anyone in New Zealand who gets screwed over by Apple's battery policy, and their dodgy extended warranty (the word "battery" is not mentioned in the printed T&C sold with my AppleCare plan) is to take the store who sold it to you to the Disputes Tribunal and force the store to give you a replacement under the Consumer Guarantees Act (1993), which guarantees that items will last a "fair and reasonable" amount of time.

      18 months is clearly NOT a fair and reasonable amount of time for a $6700 computer to fail to be usable for it's stated purpose as a portable computer

      It costs $25 to file a claim, and if you can prove that the batteries/power supplies in similar products have (or should have) lasted longer, then you have a guaranteed winner.

      Small price to pay for a new battery and the satisfaction of screwing over a dealer selling a premium priced product with shoddy componentry that is essential to their product functioning as advertised.

      Hopefully, once enough Apple dealers either complain to Apple HQ or go out of business from having to pay for replacement parts out of their own pocket. Apple will either amend their T&C to make their warranty legal, or just stop selling their products here.

      Either way, it will stop other people from getting sucked into buying an expensive lemon from a company so arrogant and unresponsive to customers that their dealers have to be singled out and hauled up before an adjudicator before they'll fulfill their legal rights.

      * END RANT *

    29. Re:Oh my gosh! by Chris_Jefferson · · Score: 1

      The important point to note here is that it isn't possible to remove and replace the battery yourself without opening the iPod and voiding the warrenty. If I could just pop the old battery out and put in a new one, that would be fine. However I don't expect to ever have to actually open a device and void warenty unless something is seriously wrong.

      You buy a battery from someone else (which you can do), and *bang*, no warranty

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    30. Re:Oh my gosh! by BobTheJanitor · · Score: 1

      Warrantee is moot, though. If the iPod were still under warrantee, Apple will fix it for free. If you're in the situation where you're debating shelling out $99 to Apple or $50 for a DIY battery, then there's no warrantee to void.

    31. Re:Oh my gosh! by Chris_Jefferson · · Score: 1

      No, because the battery only holding a couple of hours of charge doesn't count under waranty (only if it totally dies)

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    32. Re:Oh my gosh! by c13v3rm0nk3y · · Score: 2, Informative
      If the iPod were still under warrantee, Apple will fix it for free.

      No.

      Generally, batteries are *not* covered under a warranty. They are considered "consumables" and are handled under a separate agreement, if at all.

      So, any regular or additional warranties would apply to the iPod device itself.

      As pointed out be many others, having a consumable that you have to void the warranty to replace is a stupid design. Forcing consumers to void their warranty to maintain a perfectly useful device is a stupid design.

      We need to stop designing things that are fucking useless, or a PITA to maintain, only after a few years.

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    33. Re:Oh my gosh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This "warrantee" confuses and angers us. What, pray tell, is a "warrantee?"

      For that matter, what is a spell checker?

      Makes sense that you're a janitor.

    34. Re:Oh my gosh! by mehgul · · Score: 2, Interesting

      For starters, they don't actually have to pay $250, as another poster here pointed out, it's actually $99.

      This is totally fresh and new, this 99$ replacement has been announced like, two weeks ago.

      I'm willing to assume that when he called about getting the battery replaced he got someone new/clueless.

      I personally assumed that in order to record the call for his movie, he probably had to call Apple a 2nd time. Or else he must be a paranoid or new in advance what they were gonna say, don't you think ?.
      For the rest I agree this is an isolated case.

    35. Re:Oh my gosh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      umm I bought os X the original, it was sold as working on all g3's, but it will not work on mine. Now they say all g3s except mine. Nice that I spent the 150 bucks for nothing..

      What ever happened to the supposed refund to people like me that was mentioned earlier on /. ?

    36. Re:Oh my gosh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A spell checker checks your spells. Perhaps you meant spelling checker ...?

    37. Re:Oh my gosh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ~30 months with my original Powerbook G4 battery, I still get about two hours out of it, or four if I turn the screen off and take care to keep the hard drive spun down most of the time.
      What a crappy battery.

  2. They must work for SCO by hobbestcat · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Apple's iPod support page says you can get your battery replaced for $99 - not cheap but not $250 either.

    PDA Smart offers $69 replacement service or a do-it-yourself kit for $59. Which Geek.com raved about

    If the guys can't Google, they shouldn't buy expensive toys.

    1. Re:They must work for SCO by jpsowin · · Score: 1

      Maybe that was Apple's response to their "feedback"... I wonder what date the brothers began spraypainting and distributing the video vs. when Apple starting shipping battery replacements?

    2. Re:They must work for SCO by The+Cydonian · · Score: 1, Informative
      I really don't want to fan a flame, but perhaps you should watch the video and read the summary closely.

      Here's how I understood it:- two brothers have certain issues with their iPod battery. They call up Apple support and ask if there's anything they can do about it, presumably because, as you mentioned, it's an expensive toy and would want to do things the Right Way (tm). Apple support says, sorry, your replacement costs US$250/-, which, obviously, pisses them off to creatively protest about it.

      I know I would be pissed off, never mind the fact that there's some odd-ball third-party site offering a cheaper alternative, or if Apple's webpage disagrees with their support staff; most people tend to believe (in) what they've been told by the concerned people, as opposed to reading something off the net. In other words, this is not so much a case of showing off your l33t googling skills, as it is of companies telling apparently wrong pieces of information through what's a blatantly one-way mode of communication.

      To be sure, that's one reason why I'd actually applaud their graffiti; it is a sureshot way of getting back at the company by hitting where it hurts. Whether they are correct in their assertion is a moot point, really; as you've so successfully pointed out, there's no reason for us to believe their statement. But all the same, it is Apple which has to respond to the video, not us.

      I mean, is it me, or can't some people stand anything being said against Apple?

    3. Re:They must work for SCO by jtrascap · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I don't think it's that...

      Everyone gets a bad phone rep - these things are farmed-out, But instead of asking for a supervisor, or calling back and getting someone with a braincell, or getting his name and then writing Apple, or doing any research themselves to find out about replacing batteries and why batteries fail, they decided to go ballistic and go to war with Apple.

      They remind me of he people you see in a store, who - if they don't get what they want, right then - decide to start yelling at the tops of their voices to get a crowd. You know the types - they want what they want because the "client is king", which is always true until they start acting like one.

      I can be an Apple apologist, but I have an iPod too and if I thought I was going to get screwed, I'd complain. And I have - my iPod was 4 weeks old when one of the earbuds gave up. They sent me a new set in 3 days. The pod skipped the first song occasionally (Toshiba HD issue - known in the forums) and the screen, while it worked, didn't seem to be the bright-blue screen you see in the commercials but instead a weaker green that washed-out a bit in the sun (polarizing, I guessed). I even scuffed the screen and back a bit - it looked old.

      All this is 6 weeks after I buy one in NY and take it home to The Netherlands.

      Called them up, told them the story, got a rep who sent a box Airborne the next day. It was in for repair. Then, a week and a half later, I get a brand-new iPod with a new blue screen and un-skipping drive, just as I asked. Perfect condition, just as I expected.

      They idiots plain lie on their site. Their guerrilla tactics don't impress me because I know their tactics aren't about respect but about public embarrassment.

      They should enjoy their 10 min/MB of fame. I hope Apple sues 'em.

    4. Re:They must work for SCO by Red+Pointy+Tail · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Even so, purposely designing your product so that most non-geek must send it back for a battery refurbishment (yes USD99 is a ridiculous amount -- compare this with phone-battery prices) is milking their base for what they are worth (but this is common behaviour for Apple isn't it?).

      So i suggest: everybody, please start a chain-mail and email all your friends/colleagues about it! Maybe we can pressure Apple into doing something like designing battery replacement into their subsequent models... which can't be difficult.

      (As a caveat, I dislike chain-mails too, but there is scarcely a more effective way to deal with these sort of grassroot problems)

      A sample chain mail could be:

      Batteries of some Apple (tm) iPods (tm) may require replacement after a year. The replacement cost from Apple? US99 to replace the batteries -- and this is after lots of complaints and pressure from customers! And no there is no simple way of doing it yourself because you have to snap the casing apart.

      This filmmaker was so pissed wthat Apple Tech asked to buy another iPod or pay USD250 instead to replace the batteries that they created this hilarious video to warn everyone about it: http://www.ipodsdirtysecret.com/

      You should forward this to all your friends to warn them about what they are getting for their USD400 toy!

    5. Re:They must work for SCO by fpu · · Score: 1

      Everyone gets a bad phone rep - these things are farmed-out, But instead of asking for a supervisor, or calling back and getting someone with a braincell, or getting his name and then writing Apple, or doing any research themselves to find out about replacing batteries and why batteries fail, they decided to go ballistic and go to war with Apple.

      Would you have the same reaction if this was Microsoft/SCO/Oracle or any other "big iron" company which does not share Apple's cool hipness? These guys are not suing Apple, are not promoting any kind of social/financial retaliation against them or anything else that would suggest they "went to war with Apple". They are simply taking a (funny) tongue-in-the-cheek approach to letting people know that things are not as colorful somewhere over the raibow as Apple (and Apple zealots) may want you believing...

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    6. Re:They must work for SCO by Anonynnous+Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      Everyone gets a bad phone rep - these things are farmed-out,

      No excuse. If they're farmed-out phone service sucks, they can either do better contract management or bring it in house. Outsourcing the function does not allow them to outsource the responsibility.

    7. Re:They must work for SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes I would, and I have. Bottom line is that they have a product that is well out of warranty. Could the person on the phone have done a better job of handeling the call, sure. But that is a totaly seperate issue. Again bottom line is the product is out of warranty. There are other options available as far as 3rd party battery replacement at a much lower cost. What they are doing now is libel. Saying that the battery is unreplaceable is just flat out wrong. Saying that the battery in iPods last 18 months is also wrong. Battery life will vary from cell to cell and also depending on how the battery was maintained during its life. I know folks that have iPods where the battery was toast in a matter of weeks, while I personaly have a Gen 1 iPod purchased on the day 1 that still gives me about 8 hours of play time on a charge. What these guys have done is flat out illegal and Apple would be well within their rights to sue them. As the old adage goes, "two wrongs do not make a right"

    8. Re:They must work for SCO by ObiWanKenblowme · · Score: 1

      I'd have the same reaction to this whether it was directed at Apple, Microsoft, the White House, my mother, your mother, you name it - I'd think these guys were a couple of immature kids with too much time on their hands.

      Sure, it's no fun getting to go through the run-around trying to get tech support. I've had to do it with Apple, I've had to do it with Delta, I've had to do it with Wendy's, you name it. Eventually if you keep doing business with a company long enough you're going to have a problem. That's sadly just the way things are.

      When that happens, you can act like an adult, be persistent, and keep going up the chain until you either get the results you want or get denied by someone with authority, find another company (or an independent repair shop) who can give you the service you require, or you can act like a spoiled baby and make a movie documenting your graffiti campaign against the big mean company that slighted you.

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    9. Re:They must work for SCO by Refrag · · Score: 1

      Apple only announced their $99 battery replacement plan four days before these guys got their domain name. It's plausible that Apple's announcement was a result of the campaign waged by these guys before they were able to edit the video and get the site up.

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    10. Re:They must work for SCO by tyrione · · Score: 1

      I guess if you mean farmed out to Apple Austin, TX than I will accept the term "farmed out."

      Having supported NeXT & Apple with NeXT's Openstep User/Developer Tools I can assure you no two representatives are the same.

      However, the level of competence at NeXT was exponentially higher, on average, than the rest of the industry.

      How so? Professional Services like Software Quality Assurance were entry points into NeXT and more importantly every door in Engineering was open at NeXT.

      If I needed an answer about how come the Window Server was not performing on a certain piece of hardware, and finding no subsequent answers from 5 well developed internal applications for such answers, I walked over to the I/O Team and posed my question. If they were not sure after extensive brainstorming I'd walk up to the head of Graphics (if you know Apple Graphics than you know the head) and converse with him.

      All professional and the best on the job exposure this mechanical engineer got outside of engineering school.

      Like I said not all Support members are of the same caliber just like not everyone has the ability to communicate on a multitude of levels.

      I even had a fellow colleague who was not an engineer by education (english actually) and told a customer to f---off while I was with a customer not ten feet away.

      After I solved that customer's issues I ripped into the coworker for his lack of professionalism and gave him a choice:

      Grow up and treat your customers with respect or expect to have this incident bury him in reviews.

      He chose to leave the group and take a position that did not interact with customers--smart move on his part.

      My personal policy was a 24 hour turn around, on all Support questions. Whether I had the solution or just a step towards the solution that customer was notified via Email and/or telephone, but the choice was determined during the initial support call and added to my support queue.

    11. Re:They must work for SCO by geoffspear · · Score: 1

      You've had problems with the tech support at Wendy's??

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    12. Re:They must work for SCO by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      If Apple didn't cave to "that guy with the abused 17-inch Powerbook's" extortion campaign, why do you think they'd cave to the demands of a "campaign" four days before the domain name was even registered? I mean, c'mon!

      I'm purposefully not including a link to John M.'s site, as I don't think he deserves the hits. Judging by all the advertising he has up, he probably generates $2 a page view.

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    13. Re:They must work for SCO by TubeSteak · · Score: 1
      Actually, the video is only 33.9 K bytes/sec and the audio is 3.8 K bytes/sec...
      Which brings us a grand total of 37.7 K bytes/second.
      Not quite your 10 minutes or 10 MB.

      More like 2:57 mins and 6.5 MB

      The iPod comes with a 1 year limited hardware warranty and thats it. Lithium batteries don't have "memory" problems, but the general consensus is that the typical lifespan is 2~3 years from the date of manufacture... with most sites leaning towards 2 years.

      I think apple has come up with their new battery replacement policy (compared to the old $250 flat service fee for out of warranty products) because they realized the massive amounts of bad will they'd create if they said "$250 or buy a new one". The end result being that people would go find cheap solutions in the aftermarket.

      Yes the guys over-stated the issue, but the iPod was first released Nov 2001 and we've hit the two year mark... I won't be an alarmist, but i also wouldn't be surprised if we hear a lot more about batteries in the near future.

      For more info about batteries than even the most dedicated nerd would want to know

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    14. Re:They must work for SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      chain mail?

      fuck you.

      fuck you. fuck you. fuck you.

      thanks.

    15. Re:They must work for SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you really think this was the first and only time the called tech support? They just happened to record every call they make and in this case they got a lame rep and their prayers were answered: "Now we can do some guerilla marketing!!"

      If this were any other company you would hold these guys up as heros of the people...

    16. Re:They must work for SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > You've had problems with the tech support at Wendy's??

      Yeah, my fry's got cold 5 minutes after I got my order, and they wouldn't replace them for free!

  3. Wrong. Apple offers a $99 battery replacement by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1, Informative
    1. Re:Wrong. Apple offers a $99 battery replacement by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      yep.. though it has not been available for terribly long for 99$. and s&h is added to it, naturally. and normal repairs are 250$. though, how you can pre-price a repair is beyond me. and can't you just drop it to the store you bought it from? that's how warranties(&such) are dealt with here.

      so the ipodsdirtysecret dot something might have been quite right when it started(and one could argue then that it helped make a difference).

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    2. Re:Wrong. Apple offers a $99 battery replacement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've dealt with several companies (technical and non-technical) who had pre-priced repairs. Often the "repair" is to send you a brand new unit. A very good deal, IMHO!

    3. Re:Wrong. Apple offers a $99 battery replacement by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      so the ipodsdirtysecret dot something might have been quite right when it started

      Maybe, maybe not. Clearly the release date for it was after Apple started offering the $99 replacement, and was WELL after 3rd party repair solutions were on the market.

  4. And a third-party iPod battery costs... $50. by dbirchall · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Quite honestly, if someone insists upon Authentic Apple Parts for everything, when there are commodity parts available -- this goes especially for RAM, and now also apparently for iPod batteries -- I don't see how they've got a leg to stand on whilst griping and moaning about how unfair life is.

    1. Re:And a third-party iPod battery costs... $50. by danbeck · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You can't compare this to ram, hard drives or any replaceable computer part. This *isn't* a PC or a Mac, it's a consumer electronics device. Opening the case of a consumer electornic device more often than not voids the warranty. Not only that, since it's not created to be opened at will by someone such as yourself, it's possible to break certain devices unless you know what you are doing.

      Would you pop open the case of your VCR and replace the damaged or worn out heads? Would you buy yourself a new DVD tray and motor and replace it when it goes bad? Would you replace the screen of your Palm when it gets scratched? Would you replace the lense of your digital camera if it gets moisture inside? I could go on.

      Your point is weak.

    2. Re:And a third-party iPod battery costs... $50. by addaon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Would you pop open the case of your VCR and replace the damaged or worn out heads?

      No, it's cheaper to get a new one, or use it as an excuse to switch to DVD.

      Would you buy yourself a new DVD tray and motor and replace it when it goes bad?

      No, that would be covered under warrantee.

      Would you replace the screen of your Palm when it gets scratched?

      Yes, wouldn't you?

      Would you replace the lense of your digital camera if it gets moisture inside?

      No, I'd probably just dry it.

      I could go on.

      Please do, I don't think we have enough data points to extrapolate your point yet.

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    3. Re:And a third-party iPod battery costs... $50. by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 2, Informative

      Opening the case of a consumer electornic device more often than not voids the warranty.

      Irrelevant in this case since if the iPod is under warranty Apple will fix it for you for the mailing costs.

      Would you pop open the case of your VCR and replace the damaged or worn out heads?

      Probably not because I don't have the equipment to do the alignment etc.

      You can't compare this to ram, hard drives or any replaceable computer part.

      I have seen plenty of PC's where installation of RAM requires pulling the power supply, something I consider beyond most end users.

      The fact of the matter is that this article is total nonsense. Apple offers a $99 replacement service, and there are companies like PDA smart that will replace the battery for you for $69.

    4. Re:And a third-party iPod battery costs... $50. by jon787 · · Score: 1
      I have seen plenty of PC's where installation of RAM requires pulling the power supply, something I consider beyond most end users.

      Compaq minitowers right? I got one of those sitting around somewhere.
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    5. Re:And a third-party iPod battery costs... $50. by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If you really want a fun time, look up the instructions for adding RAM to any of the Macintoshes based on the Quadra 800 case.

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    6. Re:And a third-party iPod battery costs... $50. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The 8500 (?) was a fuckin bitch too.

    7. Re:And a third-party iPod battery costs... $50. by jjhlk · · Score: 1

      Given that most people would have replaced batteries in numerous devices by the time the iPod even came out, I don't think it's an entirely accurate comparison to VCR heads (nor the other examples). From a review I read, the process seems basic: "crack open" the case, replace the battery, pop the case on again.

    8. Re:And a third-party iPod battery costs... $50. by proj_2501 · · Score: 1

      Apparently adding NuBus cards to a DuoDock was a nightmare as well.

    9. Re:And a third-party iPod battery costs... $50. by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      I honestly can't say that I ever tried that -- but I do think it's neat that such a thing could be done. Not many subnotebooks around these days to which we could add full-sized desktop video cards or anything.

      We really need the Duc Dock concept back.

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    10. Re:And a third-party iPod battery costs... $50. by Golias · · Score: 1
      Apparently adding NuBus cards to a DuoDock was a nightmare as well.

      I've done that, and it was a pain... but still easier than swapping the HD in my eMac.

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    11. Re:And a third-party iPod battery costs... $50. by megan_of_wutai · · Score: 2, Informative

      The PowerMac 8500 (and all the 8*** series macs except the 8600) used variations on the Quadra 800 case.

    12. Re:And a third-party iPod battery costs... $50. by megan_of_wutai · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't need to :), I've done it.

      My 840AV is pretty damn evil to get into, the worst bit is the disturbing snapping sounds as you undo/replace the clips along the top of the mobo. Saying that, it's not *insanely* difficult, just moreso than most other computers, hey, only 1 screw! :) (not including thumb screw type thingies).

      Personally I've forgiven Apple forever considering how easy it is top put RAM into a B&W G3 and all later towers.

  5. No battery problems here by Stigmata669 · · Score: 4, Informative

    While I have heard of these issues, the battery does not die on all cases. I have a first gen ipod that I got almost two years ago and have noticed perhaps a 10% drop in charge duration. Part of this problem was addressed by a software update a few months back. My ipod had slipped to about 5 hours of battery life and jumped back up to 8-9 hours after the firmware update.

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  6. Re:Movie Torrent by goodwink · · Score: 1

    Gotta love the stealth goatse.cx.

  7. Idiots. by tdemark · · Score: 5, Informative

    The site was created in the last week.

    Days after Apple announced the $99 battery replacement policy.

    Months after www.ipodbattery.com offered $50 battery replacements.

    1. Re:Idiots. by mister_tim · · Score: 1

      Yes, but think of how long it would have taken to make that movie - it was probably more than a week, but probably not month.

      Anyway, I can forgive them for not knowing about the ipodbattery.com site, and their retort is based on the 'official' response they received from Apple

    2. Re:Idiots. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > The site was created in the last week.

      > Days after Apple announced the $99 battery replacement
      > policy.

      I say these guys are just plain lying. I have a windows iPod. My battery is at half its life span earlier than I expected. I phoned apple in May this year to be told it would be a $99 fix.

      I decided at that cost I could live with the lower battery life for a while longer, reasoning something third party could come out, and it did.

      Regardless, I've NEVER heard of apple quoting $250 for an iPod battery fix. I suspect there's been a big miscommunication between them and Apple (still a bad situation) or they're out to cause harm just because picking on Apple is still the thing to do.

    3. Re:Idiots. by DarkVader · · Score: 1

      I can't. Anyone who is capable of making a quicktime movie and putting up a website is capable of doing a web search for "ipod battery".

      They've managed to create a huge stir for something that's a non-issue, and has been for quite a while.

  8. Re:Movie Torrent by Mr.+Darl+McBride · · Score: 1

    Perhaps by the time it's out fuel cells will have matured enough to be in at least some of the higher-end products in the line...

  9. Replacement battery for $49 by potuncle · · Score: 5, Informative
    Ipodbattery.com offers replacement batteries for $49.00. Comes with instructions and tools.

    Like anyone thought that Apple could summons the power of the Almighty and create a Lithium-ion battery that lasts forever...

    1. Re:Replacement battery for $49 by DeltaStorm · · Score: 2, Funny

      Like anyone thought that Apple could summons the power of the Almighty and create a Lithium-ion battery that lasts forever...

      You haven't met many mac users have you?

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    2. Re:Replacement battery for $49 by ivan256 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Or, by the same exact battery from DigiKey for $23.

      Whenever you see somebody selling a battery for too much, don't forget that they need to buy it from somewhere, and they need to make a profit. Most industrial rechargeable batteries you'll find on replacement sites are sourced through DigiKey or Newark, and the manufacturer's markings are usually left intact on the original battery. Just head over to one of those sites and type in the part number. You'll usually see a 50%+ savings. This goes for UPS batteries too!

    3. Re:Replacement battery for $49 by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      I botched the link.... Try this: DigiKey

    4. Re:Replacement battery for $49 by GlobalEcho · · Score: 1

      Thanks!!...is that for all iPod models or just certain ones?

    5. Re:Replacement battery for $49 by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      Good question.

      Your best bet is to open the unit up and purchase an exact replacement. I don't know enough about iPods to tell you which kind of battery is in each model, but I can tell you that you'll never go wrong by double checking the part number on the original battery first!

  10. Don't blame Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The product has a one-year warranty. That means- you guessed it- Apple will back it up for one year. Want more? Lay out the $59 and buy an AppleCare Protection Plan- the service and support extends to 2-years.

    Tech Support is a business, boys and girls, not a public service. Apple has to compete with illegal abuses of monopoly power, and yet they still offer top-notch support and quality products. Don't bitch about them not doing more than they said they would.

    1. Re:Don't blame Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh yeah... And, as has already been pointed out, Apple just addressed the battery 'problem' with their $99 replacement plan, which is more than reasonable for an out-of-warranty repair that costs $50 on the commodity market.

    2. Re:Don't blame Apple by tuxedobob · · Score: 1

      There is an AppleCare plan for the iPods? I wanted to buy one for mine, but I never saw it advertised.

      Oh well. All that's happened is the remote wore out after living in my pockets, and I suppose I could replace it if I wanted to.

    3. Re:Don't blame Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Apple is an abuse of monopoly power. Or do you have a second source for Macs I should know about?

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    4. Re:Don't blame Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple has a monopoly on Macs! Dell has a monopoly on Inspirons! General Mills has a monopoly on Lucky Charms!

  11. Re:Movie Torrent by trevor_hellman · · Score: 2, Funny

    What is the matter with you? You include the goatse guy AND the video! Seriously, step away from the keyboard and get a life.

    Trevor

  12. Parent has a goatse embedded by JonnyRo88 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Freaking parent ipod download has a goatse pic in it. Do Not DOWNLOAD

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  13. Out Of Warranty, So Crack The Case by cmholm · · Score: 2, Insightful
    As you failed to note, the iPod in question was already out of warranty. Ergo, if the customer wasn't a rube and an asshole to boot, he'd crack the case and spend $50 on a replacement battery.

    As a rule, consumer electronics factory repair prices have been at or near replacement cost for all but high end gear (ie. >$2000US) for years. Consumers with enough brains to program their VCR who want to flog their gear a little longer have long been buying DIY books. As others have pointed out, Google is the friend of modern man.

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  14. website by dema · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Does anyone else find it amusing that they use and advertise Quicktime on a website meant to put down an Apple product?

    1. Re:website by Acidic_Diarrhea · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Not really.

      What century have you been living in? Corporations have many product lines and many subsidiary companies these days. I can tell people that I think the PS2 is a great product while also laying claim to being one of the foremost experts on why the Walkman sucks. I mean, Quicktime and the iPod aren't exactly the same product, now are they?

      Amused? No.

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    2. Re:website by tuxedobob · · Score: 1

      You'll find that Mac users bash Apple more violently than PC users when there's something they don't like.

    3. Re:website by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

      Ah, so that's why it didn't display anything. I was beginning to wonder.

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  15. I know how they feel! by Johnathon_Dough · · Score: 5, Funny
    I just recently bought a new car and I had to put gas in it after only 350 miles! They did not warn me about THAT at the dealership.

    Maybe I had better buy a new car?

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    1. Re:I know how they feel! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      uh, what?

    2. Re:I know how they feel! by kenthorvath · · Score: 2, Insightful
      just recently bought a new car and I had to put gas in it after only 350 miles! They did not warn me about THAT at the dealership. Maybe I had better buy a new car?

      More like buying a car and having to replace the "gas tank" after 350 miles. They were recharging their battery after all with electricity. And I'm sure that Apple didn't advertise the fact that batteries need to be replaced after a year or so. In fact, I'm quite sure that Apple was playing up the "rechargability" as a feature.

    3. Re:I know how they feel! by geoffspear · · Score: 0
      I had to replace the battery in my car! I was shocked that the manufacturer wouldn't provide a battery that can't be recharged forever!

      Oh, and the alternator belt that ran the recharging system corroded and had to be replaced as well! Time to make a whiny movie about it!

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    4. Re:I know how they feel! by MachDelta · · Score: 2, Funny

      I had to replace the battery in my car! I was shocked that the manufacturer wouldn't provide a battery that can't be recharged forever! Oh, and the alternator belt that ran the recharging system corroded and had to be replaced as well! Time to make a whiny movie about it! The difference being, you don't have to mail your car back to Detroit. Or Japan. What kind of postage do you need for a 3500lb envelope anyways? Better start doing some tounge stretches!

    5. Re:I know how they feel! by weave · · Score: 4, Funny

      Apple's manual states that the battery is good for about 300 charges. If you charge it up daily, well, do the math.

    6. Re:I know how they feel! by geoffspear · · Score: 1

      Well first I called Subaru about my problem and asked if I could ship the car back to Japan to have it fixed; they told me that the cost of shipping it would be more than the car was worth and that I would be better off buying a new one. Then I noticed an auto parts store down the road that sold me a brand new battery. It was manufactured by another company but it works just fine.

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    7. Re:I know how they feel! by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      I think you voided your waranty by lifting the hood.

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  16. Re:Oh my gosh! any company that charges by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    A shipping and handling fee of $29.95 USD will be charged for all iPod repairs performed after the first six months of the warranty.

    Nice. STAB the consumer in the back for S&H. Nice.

    Out-Of-Warranty Pricing
    Price includes:
    - Repair: $249.00 USD Replacement: labor, parts, and a 90-day guarantee on materials and workmanship, plus $6.95 USD shipping. $255.95 USD total.


    Funny. 250 bucks regardless of model. Sounds like a gouge to me.

    Steve Jobs in Interview:
    Q: Still, $300 to $500 is an obstacle to a lot of people.
    JOBS: No, of course I don?t think it?s too costly. Fifty million homes have DVD players that cost that kind of money. For music lovers, I don?t think it?s a hurdle at all. There are sneakers that cost more than an iPod.


    Yes, $500 isnt a lot for a person worth more thatn 250 million dollars with a 100 million dollar jet.

    Battery Service: $99.00 USD: labor, parts, and a 90-day guarantee on materials and workmanship, plus $6.95 shipping. $105.95 USD total.

    $99 bucks for a battery that is worth $30. Nice. Where are the consumer protection laws when you need them.

  17. Can we say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Vandle?

    1. Re:Can we say... by elite+lamer · · Score: 2, Funny

      Apparently "we" can't spell vandal.

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    2. Re:Can we say... by fname · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't think he's a vandal (or vandle), since he's disfiguring posters that Apple just throws up all over town, probably without a specific permit. He's just modifying it. Might be legal in some places but not in others; I don't think it's open-and-shut.

    3. Re:Can we say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Spell check"?

    4. Re:Can we say... by ITR81 · · Score: 1

      I doubt Apple puts up any adds without making sure it's ok with the owners or buys a permit of sort. I would love to see Apple take action against this joker because Apple has many options out now for the iPod but they fail to list them which makes me think they like pushing the lie on the unassuming public.

  18. Re:Oh my gosh! apolgist zealot alert defcon 4 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Wrong about OS X: No, the G3 upgrade I had met the minimum requirements on the OS X box. Period. There is no argument here. It meet the minimum requirements on the box. Let me state that again, the configuration of the G3 met the requirements stated on the box.

    Well, actually, you're wrong again, since OS X does not support processor upgrade cards. Maybe you should take reading classes.

  19. Re:Oh my gosh! apolgist zealot alert defcon 4 by thunderbird46 · · Score: 1
    Wrong about OS X: No, the G3 upgrade I had met the minimum requirements on the OS X box. Period. There is no argument here. It meet the minimum requirements on the box. Let me state that again, the configuration of the G3 met the requirements stated on the box.


    The wording of this makes it seem like you're talking about a machine that originally had something other than a G3 (say a 603 or 604) in it. Is that the case or did the machine actually ship from Apple with a G3 processor?

  20. Re:Oh my gosh! apolgist zealot alert defcon 4 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    G3 Blue and White Yosemite. How about that?

    Your wording which is basically assaulting a paying customer makes me think your are a CHIEF Shylock bean counter at APPL and you have fantasies about makig love to Steve Jobs.

    Another apologist zealot boot kicks a languishing paying customer while he is down. And you guys always go for groin shots first.

  21. Does it still work with a dead battery? by Kris_J · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If you provide an iPod with power from outside will it still run as normal even with a dead battery? If so, there are going to be some cool-looking firewire HDD arrays in the future.

    1. Re:Does it still work with a dead battery? by Hadlock · · Score: 1

      ipod hard drives overheat in the ipod casing under continious usage. hd is designed to spin up for 2-3 minutes, then "sleep" until the next couple of songs have played. you'd have some cool looking, usless arrays in the very near future

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    2. Re:Does it still work with a dead battery? by Kris_J · · Score: 1

      I thought they transferred heat to the outside world fairly efficiently. Mine certainly gets quite warm to the touch after it's been connected to my PC for a few hours. A couple of small (USB-powered?) fans pointing at the array would soon sort out that heat.

    3. Re:Does it still work with a dead battery? by Hadlock · · Score: 1

      you'd probably be better off running the fan(s) off of the firewire bus, it's already 12 volts.

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    4. Re:Does it still work with a dead battery? by iomud · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yes. I've taken the case off my 5gig removed the battery and plugged in the firewire connector to my powermac and it spun up and functioned. I didn't try to play music through it but I assume since it synced and mounted it would play if plugged into the wall adapter.

    5. Re:Does it still work with a dead battery? by Kris_J · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but Kensington already make cute little USB fans. :)

  22. I love it! by martinX · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Disclaimer: Mac user since OS7/LC III and I want an iPod once it becomes videoPod

    I think it's great. If this doesn't wake Apple up, nothing will. Seriously, how hard would it have been to design the thing with an easily replaceable battery? That's one of the things you look for when buying things like digital cameras: how much does a replacement battery cost?

    I love the iPod and I want one but here's to hoping that Gen 4 pods have easily replaceable batteries. Remember, the guys that did the vid are solid Mac users too. They're just righteously pissed off. More power to them.

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    1. Re:I love it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Read before you post. There are several options avaliable to them. The back of the ipod pops off easily.

    2. Re:I love it! by prockcore · · Score: 1

      Seriously, how hard would it have been to design the thing with an easily replaceable battery?

      Most rechargable devices have a little panel held in place with a screw which hides the battery. The problem is, Apple doesn't like screws, they're not "sleek" or "lickable".

      So Apple would have to design a battery cover that would glow a pleasant orange, and then pop open when you breathed on it. And that just made the iPod too expensive.

    3. Re:I love it! by Jesrad · · Score: 2, Informative

      If this doesn't wake Apple up, nothing will

      Ah-hem.

      This was announced before this website was up.

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    4. Re:I love it! by martinX · · Score: 1

      I did read. Anything that says "If you don't feel comfortable with cracking the case yourself," hasn't been designed with easy usability.

      The battery price now is OK compared to what it was. It's what you have to do to replace the battery that concerns me. If it is that easy to replace, why do you have to send it in to Apple? None of my other equipment has that requirement. Also, what's wrong with an authorised Apple Service Centre? Why do you send in your iPod and get another one back. All seems very strange.

      Still hoping Satan will bring me a (video)iPod though

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    5. Re:I love it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And where does it say that they will design future ipods with easy battery replacement done cheaply by the owners themselves?

  23. Re:Oh my gosh! apolgist zealot alert defcon 4 by martinX · · Score: 1

    Hey hey hey, AC. Just back up a little bit. Not all of us zealots are apologists.

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  24. This is pretty silly by mOoZik · · Score: 2, Insightful

    First of all, as many have said before me, the battery costs $99, not $250. Also, the site went up days *after* the announcement, which means they were irresponsible enough to keep it on.

    Second, batteries don't last forever. There can't be a life expectancy because that number is dependent on number of charges, hours used, length of time used, and other factors. If they said "13000 hours" and some fool's iPod went dead before that, then he'd be compelled to put it on a site like these people did, which IMO, is ridiculous.
    It is very possible their tech support guy was a moron, but they shouldn't tarnish the reputation of iPod or Apple. It's so pathetic how they always go for the most successful products and attempt to break them to pieces.

  25. D'oh. by WCityMike · · Score: 4, Funny

    1. Vandalize many Apple signs.
    2. Make video showing clearly your face and your acts of vandalism.
    3. Put audio into video that clearly reproduces call to Apple for easy identification.
    4. Put same on Internet. ...

    7. PROFIT!

    1. Re:D'oh. by quakeslut · · Score: 1

      haha. best comment.

    2. Re:D'oh. by Anonnymous+Coward · · Score: 1

      Considering that I doubt Apple obtained the proper permits from the city/building owners before those "spontaneous" graffiti-like signs had been put up, I doubt it will be an issue.

    3. Re:D'oh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple didn't put the signs up. They would contract the job to some local firm, who would probably subcontract the job to someone who'd get a few guys from off the street to "put 'em up anywhere you can find an open spot".

    4. Re:D'oh. by rbbs · · Score: 2, Informative

      I wonder what the bandwidth charges are going to be for their little site after their quicktime movie is slashdotted...
      194,000 loads so far and counting...that's got to be more than a battery....

    5. Re:D'oh. by base3 · · Score: 1

      Even if that's the case, the signs were still put up (probably) illegally on Apple's behalf. I doubt Apple's going to do anything to call attention to their phony "guerrilla marketing" based on defacing public spaces. (Granted, the spaces were probably already being defaced, but that's neither here nor there.)

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  26. Batteries are always fun.... by QueenNina · · Score: 1
    ....but if the batteries really WERE that expensive (many of you pointed out they are most certainly NOT), yeah, that would suck. Fortunately for me, I spent an extra 55 bucks and got a replacement plan that gives me my 500 back plus tax (as a gift card to the store, Circuit City) if the performance of my iPod suffers. So I'll just buy whatever they've come out with by then if mine stops working! Hooray! I LOVE the CC replacement plan....

    I'm sick and gross feeling, but I feel a little better now.... :)

  27. Fuzzy math by duffbeer703 · · Score: 1

    9 hours
    - 5 hours
    ----------
    4 hours

    4 / 9 = 0.4444 * 100 = 44.44%

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    1. Re:Fuzzy math by gerbache · · Score: 1

      Which jumped back up to 8-9 hours after the firmware fix, hence it has really only lost maybe 10%.

  28. $99 replacement by oncee · · Score: 0, Redundant

    According to this Slashdot article, Apple will replace any iPod battery for $99.00. "Although the service is $99, they state in the article 'iPod equipment that is sent in for battery service or service requiring other repairs will be replaced with functionally equivalent new, used, or refurbished iPod equipment. You will not receive the same iPod that was sent in for service.' So make sure you back up that music before shipping it off!"

    1. Re:$99 replacement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No need to back up yer music on yer iPod 'fore sending it out for repair/battery replacement; Yo already got it on yer iTunes, dodo!

      (Unless yer carrying pirated music on it, then you deserve it bein' obliterated, that is!!)

    2. Re:$99 replacement by lnoble · · Score: 1

      It would be interesting to see what would happen when people starting getting ipods engraved with different things. I could think of a few amusing possibilities.

  29. Re:Oh my gosh! apolgist zealot alert defcon 4 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    why do you think i went AC in this thread.

    i got an ac post up to +3, insightful, and then the though police from apple came and moderated it down.

    if you say anything REMOTELY critical of apple the though policing groupthinking censors come and destroy all resistence. its like the borg.

    i have been wronged by apple. and expressing that in the community is taboo. expressing that on /.is clearly banned.

    this groupthinking thought policing is fascinatingly high amongst apple users.

    AAPL can never be wrong to most zealots, but some of the more insightful and humorous jabs at a far from perfect company come from taltented honest apple users that are able to parodize the predicament apple puts them in.

    its unfortunate. most of the time the most defensive and the most "supportive" of apple's wrongdoings are the most helpless users or if they claim to be productive with the apple, they are the least productive.

    amazing. amazing the /. moderating public puts up with the reasonless down-moderations.

  30. My bag of cookies are gone, do I get another, free by rspress · · Score: 1

    With proper care, rechargeable batteries can last a long time. I have nicads over 10 years old that work nearly as good as the day they were purchased. 3 to 5 years is normal, 5 to 7 years or lnger can be expected with good treatment.

    If you don't allow the battery to discharge almost fully, battery life can be curtailed. Worse, total discharge can lead to dead cells in the battery...which can sometimes be fixed (I won't post how here, it is a little dangerous) but usually means the entire battery will have to be replaced.

  31. No problem here by MacEnvy · · Score: 1

    I've had my iPod for 2 years (it's an original 5 GB model), and the batteries are still as perfect as the day I bought them. I use it every day, and recharge it from all points of discharge. I don't know what all of these people are doing to kill their batteries ...

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    1. Re:No problem here by Trurl's+Machine · · Score: 1, Troll

      I don't know what all of these people are doing to kill their batteries

      They are just on the wrong side of the bell's curve.

  32. 2 bad batteries... by markyoshi · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I don't understand why everyone is so quick to jump to Apple's defense. If you are paying $400 or more for a music player, you shouldn't have to pay another $100 every year to replace the freaking battery. I started having battery probs with my 10GB second gen. model a few weeks after i bought it. the replacement they eventually sent me (it took more than a month.) crapped out a few months later. and apparently that's all you get for $400. Two broken ipods and a years worth of headaches. If I had known the batteries would die so soon I wouldn't have bought an ipod in the first place. It was a really big financial sacrifice in the first place which i justified because music is my life and i thought i was buying the greatest device ever. But even $50 dollars is too much for me to spend right now, and i'm afraid i'll just get another bad battery. $400 is a hell of a lot of money, and it should buy you a product that works for longer than a year. I feel like I deserve a better solution.

    1. Re:2 bad batteries... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yours were under warranty, so the situation is quite different. Given that one of yours lasted only a few months, it's clearly defective and thus covered.

      While 18 months is a much shorter time than most iPod batteries last (a fact which should, by itself, be enough to indicate that this person acted wrongly), it is probably on the low end of acceptable performance for rechargable batteries for *any* consumer device. Apple could use replaceable batteries, and that's a worthwhile suggestion, but spraypainter boy certainly knew (or should have known) that these batteries were not replaceable when he bought the thing.

      Personally, I have less than zero sympathy for the guy.

      g.

    2. Re:2 bad batteries... by __aafutm5472 · · Score: 1

      Bummer. I'll buy the iPod from you for $50.

    3. Re:2 bad batteries... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thats bullshit, they last a lot longer than a year, mine is more than a year now and the battery is going as strong as the day I got it. My friend also got an ipod right after I did. It had a problem with not charging the battery, or the battery not working at all. It took Apple about 3 days to ship it and send it back. I have heard other people talk about how fast apple is. I had a PowerBook that the hinge broke, once again it took Apple 4 days to get it, fix it and send it back with no charge to me. I'd say thats good enough service for a $400 Music player.

  33. Not that big a deal for some :) by djupedal · · Score: 4, Interesting

    When you race electric R/C cars on a serious level, you become quite adapt at building and servicing your own packs.

    Popping the back off my iPod and installing a fresh battery, bought off the net for less than US$75.00, is nothing... I look forward to the day :)

  34. why not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    you shouldn't have to pay another $100 every year to replace the freaking battery

    why not? if that's what they are worth. I dont think apple is making $100 profit on each ipod so they aren't going to handing out new batteries. Even Dell and Nomad sell for approximately the same price range as ipods. these things must be selling with very little mark up.

    if you used your cell phone 8 hours a day or even your portable phone, the batteries would not last a year either. What are you expecting? batteries die after a while, that's the way its always been. Why should iPod be different in that regard?

    1. Re:why not? by markyoshi · · Score: 1

      i'm sorry. but a) the batteries clearly aren't worth $100 if a competitor can sell them for $50 and make a profit. b) mass production. i'll bet the farm my 10gB ipod cost apple less than $300 to make. c) I by no means overused the ipod battery, and i strongly feel that the battery was defective. you really mean to say that if you buy a portable mp3 player, you should reasonably expect to replace the battery in less than a year? i've had devices I've used for several years without replacing the rechargeable battery. If every customer had my experience you wouldn't see so many rave reviews of the ipod. The batteries that failed in my iPod, and in many others, were defective.

  35. Re:Oh my gosh! apolgist zealot alert defcon 4 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get a job hippie.

  36. Defective by Design by DDumitru · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It is not acceptible design for a device with a part that will wear out during the useful life of the device not having that part serviceable. This is as bad as the old V-8 Mustang-IIs that required the engine be dropped to replace the back two spark plugs. Even the game boy advance has a user replaceable battery (albeit behind a screw).

    While Apple might not be guilty of any crime in their handling of this, they are definately guilty of:

    o Very poor design
    o Very poor handing of the problem.

    Apple relies on very high customer satisfaction to justify their premium products. This type of incident does not bode well.

    1. Re:Defective by Design by Hadlock · · Score: 1

      powerbook g4 (titanium, not the new aluminum ones), the hinges (common breakage point) and backlight are all part of the same part number... $1100 new from apple. dim screen? broken hinge? fix it? nah, it's cheaper to buy a new ibook g4.

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    2. Re:Defective by Design by djh101010 · · Score: 2, Informative

      This is as bad as the old V-8 Mustang-IIs that required the engine be dropped to replace the back two spark plugs.

      So, removing the back of the iPod is as complicated as removing an engine from a Mustang? I think you're being overly-dramatic here. Batteries have a finite life; always have, always will. Battery hatches can be held on with a screw, or a clip, or any other manner of things. The fact that the hatch isn't separate with the cover, hardly makes this a non-servicable part. If someone wants to be lazy and/or scared to do the work themselves, they can drop 99 bucks to have someone else do it, or they can do it themselves for 50 bucks.

      This is no different from any other value-added service of a product - if you want someone else to do something for you, they get to set the price and you get to decide if it's worth the money.

      Looking at these guys' site, I can't help but wonder if the situation is truly as they describe - the price is wrong, what else did they get wrong and/or distort?

    3. Re:Defective by Design by tgibbs · · Score: 1
      It is not acceptible design for a device with a part that will wear out during the useful life of the device not having that part serviceable.

      Nevertheless, this is fairly routine with products containing rechargeable batteries. The instructions for my Norelco electric razor (which probably cost as much as a low-end iPod) includes a procedure for "safe disposal" of the rechargeable batteries, and explicitly states that the batteries cannot be replaced. Many other such products have batteries that are technically replaceable (by an authorized service center, not the consumer), but for which the cost of replacement is so high that it usually makes more sense to replace the product.

    4. Re:Defective by Design by overbom · · Score: 1

      It is not acceptible design for a device with a part that will wear out during the useful life of the device not having that part serviceable.

      you should complain to any company that makes CRT monitors.

      This type of incident does not bode well.

      This type of incident is a flash in the pan. Smart people know how to get the part for lower than $30, and have already replaced it themselves. Apple already has a support policy for it. Newsflash! Some people not happy with some product! Film at Eleven! Get over it.

    5. Re:Defective by Design by betis70 · · Score: 1

      >>that required the engine be dropped to replace the back two spark plug

      True that is bad design, but if you change your spark plugs every 3-6K miles and have to drop the engine all the time, think of how easy replacing the clutch will seem compared to before this experience.

      Small consolation, I know, but having scratched my knuckles too many times changing the spark plugs on my VW Beetle, I just followed my brother's example and dropped the engine every tune-up. Made adjusting the valves that much easier and frequent too.

      Now if only that deer hadn't jumped out in front of me, I'd probably still be driving that car.

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    6. Re:Defective by Design by ITR81 · · Score: 1

      I've had a TiPB for over a yr now and haven't had any of these issues.

  37. Mine is fine and it is from Day 1 by azav · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I ordered an iPod a few hours after the first ones were announced in 2001. Still have it. Battery still works fine.

    That's a 2 year old iPod for those who are curious.

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    1. Re:Mine is fine and it is from Day 1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That means anyone else who claims to have a problem is lying!

  38. get real. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
    ut a) the batteries clearly aren't worth $100 if a competitor can sell them for $50 and make a profit.

    what makes you think these are the same? Apple's price includes the shipping and installation and does not violate the warantee. Also since apple is exchanging your ipod, not just changing the battery you can be pretty certain you will be getting back an ipod in better condition than the one you sent in.

    i'll bet the farm my 10gB ipod cost apple less than $300 to make

    I'll take that farm. Have you priced out the components, let alone the cost of providing customer service and warantees? that's right go price out a 40GB micro drive, or a set a samarium cobalt ear peices. mas production? get real. apples not driving those markets. if these could be made for a lot less dell and nomad would be selling them for a lot less.

    you should reasonably expect to replace the battery in less than a year?

    uh yes, depending upon use. THese things have a finite number of cycles. But in your case your ipod battery is under warantee. so stop whining.

  39. Funny, I have had laptop batts die... by ErnstKompressor · · Score: 2, Funny

    Toshiba unit, no less. I don't see how anecdotal 'evidence' supported by a biased movie-rant is the basis for an assault on Apple's integrity. I have been an Apple user for decades, and have only had great experiences (except once, that damn 1400c, which while being a peice of crap, was still replaced immediately with an alternate 3400c, IIRC).

    Again, It's anecdotal, but I could just as easily go make some lame "Underground, rebelious" movie about how great my experiences have been, but I'm a little busier than those worthless college dweebs with too much time on their hands and too much of their parents money...

    Shit breaks, grow up. Probably mistreated the thing anyways and are trying to get something for nothing...

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    1. Re:Funny, I have had laptop batts die... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      - Apple tried to ban memory upgrades

      - CPU upgrades often have to be used with patched firmware because apple tries to block cpu upgrades. so much for Apple embracing "Open"firmware.

      - Xserve has no SCSI, no ECC memory

      - G5 has no ecc memory.

      - I've been told on several occasions when fixing Macs for my pals and co-workers by the Apple store or by Apple support it (Powerbook Pismo in particular) needs a mainboard swap. I find that often, unplugging the internal battery cures a lot of these evils.

      - Apple without apple care has always been terrible. Apple's attitude towards old hardware and software is buy the new stuff or DIE. And you know it.

      I have seen so many broken macs in my day, more by percentage than any other type of computer. and the funny thing is fixing them always seems to cost just about as much as a Sun would cost to fix: except sun hardware is actually better than off the shelf crap a lot of the time. this stuff it just different.

      So you want to know something pal? i know i know something about this stuff, and i know you know nothing. i dont see things from the l-user's perspective. there are things like cost and speed that matter and those things become more apparent when you dont live in a cave and actually work with people, you know, those sentient things outside your caves, well when you work with them instead of pontificating your stupid fluff at them you might learn something.

      Shit breaks. I complain. You grow up. You must realize if not for people who complain, everything would suck shit even more. You want consumers to be stupid or something? You know what's funny, I've been using Apple crap since before Mac existed. Please stop paiting it in this Holy light. This whole sub-culture crap is from spending a shitload on marketing crap and nothing on R&D (except for pretty plastic case R&D).

    2. Re:Funny, I have had laptop batts die... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Apple without apple care has always been terrible. Apple's attitude towards old hardware and software is buy the new stuff or DIE. And you know it.

      That has not been my experience at all. I currently own 4 Apple products, and have never bought AppleCare for any of them. On the rare occations when I've had problems, the people at The Apple Store have always been good about helping me out for no charge.

    3. Re:Funny, I have had laptop batts die... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple tried to ban memory upgrades

      I think the case design alone proves your point.

  40. Another reason Neuros gets my vote by VisorGuy · · Score: 0, Redundant
    The Neuros Audio FAQ is upfront about how long the battery lasts and the modest charge to replace it.

    Our battery replacement policy is as follows.

    Within Warranty (90 days parts, 1 year labor)

    • If within first 90 days of purchase - NO CHARGE
    • Past 90 days, but within 1 year- $7
    Outside of Warranty
    Neuros 128- $8
    Neuros HD- $12
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    1. Re:Another reason Neuros gets my vote by VisorGuy · · Score: 1

      I'm curious why this is rated Redundant when there are no other comments in this particular story that mention the Neuros? ...probably just some rabid Apple appologist with mod points...

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  41. Re:Oh my gosh! apolgist zealot alert defcon 4 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    not me. I modded valiantly against the tide of MIND ZORKED APPLE HANDJOBBERS to raise the truth to the top. it didn't help much, sorry.

  42. mod parent up, insightful by Artifex · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Not taking the first no for the final answer, and working a bit with the company, goes a long way towards fixing most issues.

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    1. Re:mod parent up, insightful by andyt · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Not taking the first no for the final answer, and working a bit with the company, goes a long way towards fixing most issues.

      Yeah, but y'know so would not being given the first no by the company in the first place.

      I mean come on, what, we're all telemarketers now and have to ignore the first three times a company says "no" until we get what we want?

  43. Bad tech support rep? by Dominic_Mazzoni · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The cost for repairing an iPod is $250, however if the battery is the only problem it costs $100. So either:

    1. There was something wrong with the iPod other than the battery (maybe it fell our of their pocket one too many times?)

    2. Or, the tech support rep from Apple goofed and forgot that battery service is cheaper. Heck, not all of the Apple tech support reps can be stellar. If you don't like what you hear, call back.

  44. Profit, profit... by xiaodidi · · Score: 1

    I dont think apple is making $100 profit on each ipod

    According to this , every $ 499 iPod makes up to $ 175 in profit.

    1. Re:Profit, profit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      1) there's no way the outside analyst would know that--just speculation

      2) the part of the paragraph you clipped this from was explaining why apple can afford to run itunes MS at a loss. so its not all profit on the bottom line.

  45. proprietary argument disappeared about 5 years ago by Marovingian · · Score: 1

    Instead, like all other Apple technology, they chose something so proprietary that you can't buy one anywhere else...

    I suppose you are referring to all of the other proprietary hardware that Apple has chosen over the years like SCSI/IDE/Serial ATA drives, PCI/PCI-X/AGP expansion, USB 1.1 and 2.0, 1394, PC100/PC133/DDR 400 SDRAM, VGA/DVI video connectors.

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  46. $49 by kolombangara · · Score: 0
    --->$49 plus+ instructions

    Now, my Powerbook is a different story: $149

    149.99

    So, I use the PowerCord now.

  47. iPod user for Two years and counting... by davstein · · Score: 1

    ..and I don't have a battery problem.

    These guys should be arrested for defacing Apple's advertising.

    1. Re:iPod user for Two years and counting... by martinX · · Score: 1

      But how will Apple ever track them down ... oh, wait a minute!

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  48. Two iPods - 48 Months by Bwanazulia · · Score: 1

    I bought two iPods about a two days after they came out so I have had each of them for over 24 months.

    Just for kicks, I ran one of them all day from 8am to 5:30pm nonstop. For those doing the math, that is over 9.5 hours and it was still going (I had to go home).

    I am not saying there are not defective units, but as someone who has had one of the oldest iPods out there (2 of them) they just keep on ticking (or playing).

    BZ

  49. iPod Applecare is new.... by johnpaul191 · · Score: 1

    Story here on MacMinute, and here is the official Apple page on it.

    For you non link clicking types, this is MacMinute's blurb:
    21-Nov-2003

    Apple is now offering an iPod AppleCare Protection Plan for both Mac and Windows users. (Previously, AppleCare was only available for Apple's desktops and laptops.) iPods come standard with 90 days of phone support and one year of hardware service coverage. The US$59 AppleCare plan extends service and support coverage for your iPod, its included accessories, and iTunes for up to two years from the original purchase date. With the plan, you get direct access to Apple experts for answers by phone and access to Web-based resources. If your iPod or its accessories need serviced, Apple-certified technicians will repair it or provide a replacement. The plan is available for all iPod models within their one-year limited warranty.

  50. Other products ... by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The iPod is not the only device to use built in rechargeable batteries. Other examples of such devices are cell phones and Palm PDAs. Cell phones usually have easy access to the batteries, but the high end Palm PDAs don't. Does anyone know in comparison how easy it is to change these batteries, how much they cost and what is their life span?

    I think the issue may need to be making people aware of the lifespan of 'integrated' rechargeable batteries, no matter the product.

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    1. Re:Other products ... by allgoodnamesaretaken · · Score: 1

      well high end palms have changeable batterys but thats for extending battery life not an ease of servicing thing.. anway, most palm handhelds have a similar deal as the iPod, you sometimes need speical tools which usually come with a 3rd party battery replacement kit.. sound familiar?

  51. fools could have gotten battery months ago... by jackthemac · · Score: 2

    I saw the solution to this months ago when researching my purchase of a ipod... ya know this is something that you do when you spend hundreds of dollars on something... I mean come on, I saw the ipod for sale and saw that there was no option for buying a battery... so i did a google search and ta da... http://www.ipodbattery.com these guys should have spend as much time typing "replacement ipod battery" in google as they did carving out those stupid letters in their graffiti templete... an Idiot is born every day i guess

  52. iPod Lifespan by Rufosx · · Score: 3, Informative

    I got a 5 GB the day they were announced (well, I ordered it that day). Never had a battery problem with it, and it continues to play just fine as my backup iPod. However, the FireWire chip in it fried when I connected it to my Mac back in March. I pulled it apart and checked everything and verified that the chip was the culprit. It still works, it just will never sync again.

    I bought a 15 GB to replace it, but paid more than I needed to just to get it at Best Buy and get the $40 extended warranty. I NEVER buy extended warranties, but in this case, Best Buy is crazy - for $40, I guarantee the life of my iPod to 3 years. iPods are great, but I would never put their average lifespan as that long.

    1. Re:iPod Lifespan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bought a 15 GB to replace it, but paid more than I needed to just to get it at Best Buy and get the $40 extended warranty. I NEVER buy extended warranties

      You shouldn't buy extended warranties. Get yourself a gold credit card with no annual fee that provides an extra 1-year warranty on everything you buy. Most banks give them away to any idiot.

  53. very funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a pretty well-done and humorous little movie, I thought.

    I basically agree. No product costing this much $$$ should have a battery that isn't easily user replaceable, period.

  54. Trade libel by thefinite · · Score: 1

    You're probably right on that, but that doesn't mean Apple can't sue the pants off of these morons. It's called trade libel and happens when you make false statements that are interpreted as fact about a company or its products. The laws in the each state differ, but that is the general idea.

    These were obviously false statements because many (if not most) iPod batteries last longer than 18 months. These guys are screwed. When they finish paying money damages to Apple they'll wish they had just bought another frickin' iPod instead.

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    1. Re:Trade libel by base3 · · Score: 1

      I rather doubt Apple will draw attention to the issue by suing a dissatisfied customer. And I don't know that the libel issue is so cut and dried, given that the kids can produce an iPod whose battery lasted 18 months.

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  55. Re:Similar Experience by jerde · · Score: 1

    And how should apple support products of theirs that some tech at Voelker soldered back together?

    No major manufacturer allows official support people to repair broken parts, only replace them. Yes, it's perhaps a bit silly, but because manhours are so expensive, it's cheaper in the long run.

    Did you pay your grandpa's friend at least $30/hour for his time?

    It's not too hard to understand why Apple would make these decisions. I doubt Dell or Gateway would have their support technicians repair damage like that either.

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  56. Re:My bag of cookies are gone, do I get another, f by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ok, so if you don't allow them to discharge almost fully you will have reduced battery life. if you allow them to discharge fully you can get dead cells. Anyone else see the problem here? How do you define "almost fully"?

  57. wrong by Nomad37 · · Score: 0, Troll

    I don't know where you're getting your info, but I installed a pre-release version of Panther on my iPod a while back and ran it for a few weeks as normal and I had no issues and the iPod is still fine (touches wood very quickly).

    So although that isn't what it's designed for, if it's that dead that it's constantly hooked up to a power supply, I reckon it'd be worth trying.

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  58. Excuse to buy a new one! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    wouldnt anyone else use this an excuse to buy a newer bigger one? I have one of the first gen 5gig ipods and its going strong but I still want a newer bigger one. If mine died I'd be liek oh well time for a new toy!

    1. Re:Excuse to buy a new one! by buckminster · · Score: 1

      Uh yeah. Except I'd probably use it as an excuse to buy a Nomad Zen.

  59. Like doggies and kitty's, batteries die too by bassmastergeneral · · Score: 1

    sony makes, or at one time made, the battery. why not go for their throats too? Is the apple iPod a good product? Does it serve its function? yes, yes. Does it last longer than 18 months, sometimes that is the case. Personaly, I have never been able to hang onto any portable devices, digital camera's die, palm pilots die, my first sony discman stopped working after a year... whats up with that? Maybee all companies will have to adopt a labeling scheme that says something to the effect, "We really hope this product last a long long time for you, if it doesn't and its out of warranty, we sincerely appologize but it means that you should buy a new one, or pay to get this one fixed." Was the tech guy right, yah he probably was at the time, and then apple lowered it. I remember taking a call about an iPod, where this guy wanted to know if the ipod could be used as "elevator music" for his office. He wanted to plug the iPod into a receiver and have it play continuisly for throughout the week... he wanted to know if it would last for ever, I remembered telling him, "sir, to be quite honest I have no clue, but I would seriously doubt it only because nothing really lasts forever." the guy bought one on the spot because he liked the honesty." Like doggies and kitty's, batteries too die...

  60. Saying "yes" right away by hraefn · · Score: 1

    Saying "yes" right away only gets you many, many more "complaints".

    1. Re:Saying "yes" right away by sonamchauhan · · Score: 1

      Saying "yes" right away only gets you many, many more "complaints".
      That's why you should consider the issue carefully before saying anything.
      Saying "No" automatically is a bad attitude.

  61. 250?? by falcon5768 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    1) Apple charges 99.00 NOT 250.00 for the replacement, and you could go to like portable batteries or some other place and get third party ones for 49.00

    2) I have an original 5 gig, and the batteries have yet to wear out, and my normal use is about 3-4 times a week.

    honestly any time you have a embeded battery system, your going to have burnout trouble. It was less than a year when my rommies iomega MP3 player burned the battery. His was much easier to replace than the iPods but it still cost him like 79 bucks

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  62. Um... by MikeXpop · · Score: 1

    I've taken the case off my 5gig removed the battery and plugged in the firewire connector to my powermac and it spun up and functioned

    Here's a question: Why? I mean, if the battery was dead, you wouldn't need to take it out to test that, would you?

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    1. Re:Um... by iomud · · Score: 1

      Because, in addition to a dead battery the heat from the drive against the battery had created a pressure expansion in the battery pinching the drive and making it not work properly. So I opened the case to investigate and found out that the battery was dead and the drive still worked if given a power source that didn't pinch it.

  63. A hint... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the interests of prolonging battery life of most kinds of rechargable batteries (which I think includes the iPod's kind) ... an occasional "deep drain" is always helpful.

    True, deep draining an iPod isn't as easy as say, a TiBook, but eh, every couple months when the battery dies, don't charge it for a while, press the on-button (cause that uses juice), do whatever you can to suck the thing dry.

    That should help the charge potential a bit.
    Also, do the same with your Powerbook/iBook's batteries.
    And also, temperature can be a factor in battery life.

  64. Post from Mac/ by SavoWood · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So basically, if I go out and buy a new portable CD player, a pair of AA batteries to go with it, and start feeding it CDs for me to listen to, I should expect to get more than 18 months out of the batteries? If that's the case, then we all need to be suing the Energizer, and Duracell makers.

    I typically listen to my iPod for about 6-8 hours a day. I charge it up every two days. I've had it for almost a year now. The battery is fine for me. But of course, being an audio engineer, I don't listen at earsplitting levels so my battery isn't used up by driving the output amplifier.

    Let's do a little basic math here. I spend $3 on some batteries...long life Duracell or Energizer. I go through a pair in two days at my usual listening rate of 6-8 hours per day. So that's $1.50 a day in batteries. In a month, I've spent $30 (an average of 20 work days a month, at $1.50 per day). In a year, I will spend $360 in batteries. If you stretch that out to the 18 months the guy is complaining about, you end up spending $540.

    So, in 18 months, he can spend $540 on batteries, or $499 on a new iPod and $41 on music from the iTMS.

    Or, he could spend $499 on a new iPod, and in 18 months, for only an additional $10 investment, get a new battery. So he now spends $550 and get's an iPod for 36 months.

    This is utter silliness.

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    1. Re:Post from Mac/ by Bartmoss · · Score: 1

      Of course you are comparing rechargable batteries with those that aren't. It's not a comparison that is realistic, since you can get rechargable AA batteries for your walkman too.

  65. Not that one. by blackmonday · · Score: 2, Funny

    I know the iPod's other dirty little secret. Sometimes people do things with their hands, then touch the iPod without washing themselves. I guess you could call those people "Palm Pilots".

  66. Re:Similar Experience by Bloodmoon1 · · Score: 1

    Did you even read the post? Well, did you? Can you understand a flow of events?

    Voelker told me they COULD NOT fix my adapter, as in, it is NOT POSSIBLE in any way to fix it, but I could order a brand new one for $90, + tax and shipping of course. Also, it should be worthy of note Apple has a propritery (sp?, no, I'm not going to check it) design on their adapters where no off the shelf adapters will work properly. I never asked Apple to fix it, because I was out of warrenty and I knew they wouldn't do it anyway, Volker advertises themselves as repair specialists (also as Apple experts, though they sold my TV News teacher a G4 with 128 MB of RAM and told him FCP would work fine, though it by itself needs 128 MB of real RAM to work, but that's another topic) and as such should have been able to fix this, even if they did charge more than a new one would have been.

    And no, I didn't pay him $30 for his time, he offered to do it for free, but I still floated him $10. Believe it or not, some people actually still do things just beacuse they're good, nice people, not because they're trying to get rich.

    I'm postive dell and gateway wouldn't repair this same issue. I know Gateway will send you a free restore disk for $30 s & h (see journal).

    And for all you dumb bastards who moded my initial post off topic and overrated, you are aware it is on topic, correct?

    Now, I'm only posting this here one time, but I'm sure it will handle all replies to this and my previous post: Comment Reply Policy

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  67. Noooooooooo... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's for NiCad batteries. Li-Ion batteries get damaged by this. Don't ever deep drain Lithium Ion batteries.

  68. hrm. by Feral+Bueller · · Score: 1
    1. They throw out a copyright notice at the end of their little movie, but did they secure the rights to the music used?

    2. Their mom is going to be so MAD that they X-Acto'ed the dining room table like that.

    Feh. Fanboi FUD.

    fin.

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  69. Let them know how you feel! by Feral+Bueller · · Score: 1
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    I'm sure Casey would love to hear from everyone!

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  70. Re:Similar Experience by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

    Just curious, but why didn't you call Apple?

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  71. Re:Similar Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Violation of Article 2. That didn't take very long, 58 min., in fact.

  72. For your information only. by ITR81 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Apple has recently started selling iPods through Target, CompUSA, Best Buy and Circuit City and all 3 offer insurance that basically replaces your iPod with a new one if issues happen to it. Most are offering 3yrs for $30.00 approx. and 4yrs for $40.00 approx. Also Apple now offers AppleCare for all new iPods and for iPods under a yr old like mine. This is 2yr deal from the the date you bought your iPod. This includes tech support which now has tips to help improve your battery charges. The price is $59.00 or $46.00 with edu. discount. Apple has also a battery replacement program for $99.00 for users with original iPods or iPods out of warranty. There is also many 3rd party battery service now available to iPod users that either gives them DIY kit or they actually do all the work for you type service. Most places are charging between $25-50 dollars range depending on what you get. So stop complaining and use one of the above services. Also if you don't want to mess with any of it get creative and make nice firewire external HD out of it. I currently have 40GB iPod and had no problems with it at all. I plan on buying the new vPod as soon as it comes out next yr.

    1. Re:For your information only. by inertia187 · · Score: 1

      I plan on buying the new vPod as soon as it comes out next yr.

      I thought the next one was going to be called iiPod. How did we jump to v so quickly?? It's just as well because I planned on waiting for xPod, so this will speed things up a bit.

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  73. strange reminder by ack154 · · Score: 2, Informative

    A little while ago (11/11) I was reading a blog of some girl who lives in NYC and she had these pictures of where someone had spray painted over tons and tons of iPod ads in NYC.

    I thought nothing of it, seeing as how I could understand how some stupid people could take something the wrong way and do something stupid about it. Now... there's a slashdot article and a little movie about it...

  74. Re:Similar Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's pretty damn lame. Nowhere in the original post did you (assuming AC in Bloodmoon) mention anything about contacting Apple, only an Apple Reseller. FWIW, I did read your original post, but apparently you didn't.

    I ask a meaningful question, and rather than not reply at all, you choose to reply rudely.

  75. Apple Support by customjake · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I am almost ashamed to call myself an iPod user. First there was yelling about how the older iPods didn't get the features from software v3.x. Boo Hoo Hoo.

    Now they're complaining that the battery doesn't last forever. I find it amazing that after Li-ION batteries have been out for years that people don't understand that these things don't last forever.

    When i purchased my Powerbook G4, i was told by the reseller that i would go through about a battery every year. I opted for the Applecare and they have given me a new battery every year. My first battery dropped to about 50% life after a year and now i'm on number 2. While this isn't great, it's certainly better than my fathers Dell laptop that has about 20mins of life after about 1 year. For those of you who don't understand why Apple will not repair things like powersupplies, it's because it would cost more to fix one, than buying a new one.

    As for batteries, has anyone looked the market full of portable electronics lately. A large share of PDAs do not have replacable batteries. Once your Clio battery dies, you have a $200 paperweight.

    Unfortunately, i have yet to find a battery that lasts forever. You have to change the battery in your car every 3-5 years, and it's only really used to start the car. PDA, Laptops, Cellphones, none of these devices have batteries that last more than a couple years, yet it is the iPod that gets complained about.

    People need to realize that every device has a "cost of ownership." With most devices this consists of purchase cost, maintanence costs, repair costs and so on. Having a battery fail in a device after 18 months is not out of the ordinary, especially with heavy use. You have to change the oil in your car, rotate the tires, and tune it up every 60,000 miles, yet none of these things anger people as much as the battery failing in the ipod.

    Just sit down, shut up, and stop blaming Apple for the simple fact that their hardware makes it through the warrenty period without issue.

  76. Re: extortion campaign by Refrag · · Score: 1
    "that guy with the abused 17-inch Powerbook's" extortion campaign

    I'm not sure what you're talking about. Maybe that's part of it. Another reason was this guy's campaign had merit. From what you've said of the other one, it doesn't sound like it did since they were abused.
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  77. Less life than ipodbattery.com battery by momerath2003 · · Score: 1

    The ipodbattery.com states that their battery has an energy capacity of 1200 mAh, but the Panasonic battery from DigiKey has a capacity of 900 mAh. Although it's more cost-efficient than the ipodbattery one, you are losing 25% of its battery life.

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    1. Re:Less life than ipodbattery.com battery by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      Look again.

      You're looking at the old iPod battery, not the new style for the slim iPods. Those have and 850mAh battery, and this is a 50 mAh improvement...

  78. Profit-centric design by Zhe+Mappel · · Score: 1
    Good analysis.

    If we inspect a relevant design problem - user-replaceable batteries in iBooks - we see that Apple previously engineered a nice, effective solution.

    Why hasn't it done so with the iPod?

    One obvious reason is iPod size. Looking at photos of a battery replacement in action (see http://www.ipodbattery.com/slimipodinstall.htm) it's fairly clear that the nested battery could have had a removable back cover, but for the fact that the hdd is on top of it! What a peculiar arrangement. Presumably common sense didn't dictate this choice, but rather the desire for a slim form factor. Accessibility would have meant a few hateful millimeters more of width...

    Another likely reason is profit. Apple doesn't need to charge $99 to replace your battery, or $59 for an extended warranty. It wants to charge you one of those amounts. Battery replacement is part of its revenue stream.

    To be charitable to Apple, this may not exactly be defective design so much as design that sacrifices common sense for superficial qualities (although consumers may think differently as their iPods age). It seems to be the product design equivalent of liposuction. ;-)

  79. Product Safety by Detritus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I believe there are some relevant issues with lithium batteries and product safety. If the iPod is only designed to work safely and reliably with Apple specified and tested batteries, they may want to prevent end-users from mucking with the battery. Nokia has been blamed for catastrophic battery failures that were caused by sub-standard counterfeit battery packs. Apple may have decided that making it a user-replaceable part wasn't worth the risk. Plus, it avoids the added cost and reliability issues of a case with a user-accessible battery compartment.

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    1. Re:Product Safety by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This makes a lot of sense to me now. If you actually look at the ipod battery its only a few mm thick. Lithium is one of the most reactive elements on the table, meaning that it can hurt you. Apple used their minds (Like they always do) and figured that it wasnt a good idea to expose a Batter with no shell. So if some kid was to find an ipod, and eat the battery, they could get hurt. Or a more logical possibility is a person could rip it and get hurt if they tamper with it.

    2. Re:Product Safety by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So it is ok to put reactive elements into an ipod, and not design it to use a safer battery in a way that the user can easily replace?

  80. Re:Similar Experience by MrMickS · · Score: 1
    Voelker told me they COULD NOT fix my adapter, as in, it is NOT POSSIBLE in any way to fix it, but I could order a brand new one for $90, + tax and shipping of course. Also, it should be worthy of note Apple has a propritery (sp?, no, I'm not going to check it) design on their adapters where no off the shelf adapters will work properly. I never asked Apple to fix it, because I was out of warrenty and I knew they wouldn't do it anyway
    So let me get this right. You are complaining that your local Apple Dealer wouldn't attempt to replace your broken power supply cable? This on an out of warranty G4 powerbook? Man, that's what AppleCare is for. I had the same thing happen to my power adapter whilst abroad. Called up AppleCare and they arranged for me to be able to pick a new one up from the local dealer.

    I have had similar problems with older, out of warranty, kit and gone to my local Apple dealer. They've done me repairs free of charge, no problem. This is in the UK though and I visit there often so am known to them.

    Given the apparent ease at which legal redress is taken in the US (witness the number of lawyers) is it a surprise that they wouldn't repair the power supply? Consider what would happen if they did make a repair but it failed and gave you a shock. You'd be taking them to court over that. Far simpler for them to say that the repair isn't possible.

    The idea of 'off the shelf' power adapters is an interesting one. The power adapter with my new G4 is different than the one for my old G4. I guess that this is because the new one needs more power. If you could buy any power adapter what would be the chance of just picking the cheapest and then complaining that it took forever to charge?

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  81. Re:SQL Server by jtrascap · · Score: 1

    "Would you have the same reaction if this was Microsoft/SCO/Oracle or any other "big iron" company which does not share Apple's cool hipness?"

    Of course I would - idiots are everywhere.

    Part of being cool is not taking everything so SERIOUSLY...

  82. Unreplaceable by rixstep · · Score: 1

    But the batteries don't last forever.

    No batteries do, but the key here is 'unreplaceable'. It's easy to Monday quarterback this one, but given what Ryan told the customer - that the pod can be 'repaired', that the battery cannot be replaced - the outcome is justified.

    Apple really blew it - again. Now no one will ever know what the truth really is. If the brothers get a new battery for $50, great - but thanks to Apple, we have a new scandal which really stinks.

    1. Re:Unreplaceable by emilymildew · · Score: 1

      Apple wasn't going to repair the iPod for the $250. They were going to replace the entire thing, no questions. That's why it's so expensive.

      And it's not thanks to Apple that we have this new scandal. It's thanks to two guys who decided to get revenge this way. iPod owners have known about the battery issues for some time now, as should anyone who is researching them to buy.

    2. Re:Unreplaceable by Doktor+Memory · · Score: 1

      Apple really blew it - again.

      How in the name of god did you manage to make a post several hours after the posting of the story and not notice any of the dozen or so 4+ moderated posts pointing out that the "brothers" are full of it?

      To recap: Li-Ion batteries die, and Apple cannot change the laws of physics on your account. Replacement batteries for iPods cost $99 from Apple, $50 from third parties. Extended warranties for iPods are available from both Apple and third parties which cover battery replacement. Not all or even the majority of iPod batteries die after 18 months. One tech support droid who quoted the full-device replacement cost instead of the battery replacement cost is not a "scandal", it's just the nature of low-paid phone support jobs. You are not very observant.

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  83. These guys are wrong but... by thatguywhoiam · · Score: 2, Insightful
    ... the point stands that the iPod could use a detachable battery.

    I don't think these guys had all the info, or were possibly led astray by the Apple rep. But really, as big an issue as this has become, Apple would do well to offer a 4G iPod with an external battery pack. I mean, c'mon, Ives and crew are more than up to it. If the design was more or less exactly like the PowerBook design is, it would make no difference at all to daily use (i.e. battery flush with the body, like a cell phone).

    In fact one of the unexpected bonuses to this kind of design I've observed, on my T68i, is that if I drop it the phone has tended to land on one of the bottom corners, or scrape the back - which is the battery itself. I can remove the cosmetic damage to the phone by changing that battery.

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  84. That's why I get the warrenty... by CptTripps · · Score: 2, Informative

    The first thing I did when I got my first iPod, was go to CompUSA and get the extended warrenty. You don't even need to buy it there to get it. Cost me $39.99 and I was able to get it replaced for free the next year when the wheel broke...Then again 6mos later when the battery life started sucking...then again when the next one started crashing. I use the CRAP out of mine, and am on my 4th iPod. (new, 30gb one) and have only ever spent $39.00 each time I get it replaced. Yeah, I've spent $160.00, but I've also been able to upgrade to the latest and greatest every year for less than $50. I'll take that deal ANY day...

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  85. News Flash by MachineShedFred · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If you call ANY hardware support line for ANY company, they will ask for information, and if you don't give them the information they need to properly troubleshoot the issue, then you aren't going to get help.

    In addition to that, if you are under the published system requirements, they have every right to tell you to sod off, as there are reasons the minumums are set there. Reasons such as driver support, performance considerations, and more likely in Apple's case, chipset support and removing the god-awful backwards compatibility engineering costs of supporting machines that are 6+ years old.

    It's not just Apple that does this. Go buy ANY hardware OR software that you don't meet the minimum requirements for and call support saying it doesn't work, and see what response you get.

    Oh, and nice blast at the end about people making money where others didn't have the vision to see what they had. I seem to recall Xerox executives voluntarily showing Jobs & Co the Smalltalk systems, above the protests of the PARC employees at the time.

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  86. It's adept, not adapt, Einstein. by greygent · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well isn't that just dandy? I guess we should all go out and race R/C cars!!! Sounds like so much fun!! And it's so popular, I bet tons of people on my street race R/C cars!!! They could probably fix my iPod battery! Yeah!

    Oh god this is great. R/C car enthusiasts are here to save US! Joy! Bless you, R/C car enthusiasts, bless you!

    Some other "not that big a deal for some's":

    Metalworkers:
    "When you work with sheet metal on a serious level, you become quite adept at remounting your Pinto's rear bumper to the frame."

    EMTs:
    "When you work with saving lives on a serious level, you become quite adept at removing those small plastic parts from choking children's throats."

    Waitresses:
    "When you work with coffee on a serious level, you become quite adept at not dumping scalding coffee on your lap."

    Hairstylists:
    "When you work with shampoo on a serious level, you become quite adept at not eating the shampoo."

  87. chill buster by djupedal · · Score: 0, Troll

    ...suck on this...you'll feel better.

  88. Re:proprietary argument disappeared about 5 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NO. Your argument is flawed.

    Try refuting claims, instead of trying to dodge them.

  89. you're wrong by sonamchauhan · · Score: 1

    Well you're wrong - they have the right to publicise Apple's *official response* without having to breathlessly checking Apple's site every 10 minutes to see if Apple reduced prices.

    I wonder how many people Apple milked when it was still charging $250.

    1. Re:you're wrong by DarkVader · · Score: 1

      But what they said is not that "Apple's official response is that the battery is $250."

      They said that the battery is "unreplaceable". This is a flat-out lie, and the information to the contrary was easily available to them. Apple never told them that it was "unreplaceable", only that the price was more than they were willing to pay to have Apple replace it.

      By the time they published the website, it was well known that Apple's official price had been reduced to $99.

      By now, they have certainly been informed of Apple's price reduction for the battery replacement, and have certainly been informed that the batteries are available for far less than $99 from other sources.

      They have not updated the website with this information, and it is extremely irresponsible of them to have not done so.

  90. Re:Oh my gosh! apolgist zealot alert defcon 4 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Man, the other AC's in this thread are assholes. But I guess that's why you get an auto +1 when you register....

    Any way here to your question. The original g3's did not have USB, they were the last of the Apple 'beige boxes'. They had the same chasis as the 7200, 7300, 7500 and 7600, which were all PowerMacs with PowerPC 60x processors. As far as I know all of the pretty Macs (read "not biege") have USB, furthermore I think that Apple stopped shipping non-USB keyboards around the same time these pretty macs were the only ones selling.

    As for your thoey concerning upgraded PowerMacs of old... well that remains to be seen. I have a 9500 that origanally had a 603e@120Mhz, but I now have a G3@450Mhz in it. I have heard that it was possible to install older versions of OSX on machines modded like this - but I have yet to try it becuase I do not have a copy of OSX (finically impaired). I could get a USB card for my 9500 and then I think that technically it would fit all the requirments for 10.3 - but again I don't want to spend the money. I will certianly let /. know when and if I get 10.3 on my time impiared Mac.

  91. What's wrong with a 226ci V6 anyhow? by mactari · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is as bad as the old V-8 Mustang-IIs that required the engine be dropped to replace the back two spark plugs. Even the game boy advance has a user replaceable battery (albeit behind a screw).

    There some reason you feel you always need to hit on all cylinders? Or that you can't rip a couple of holes in the firewall? ;^) There's nasty bolt in the top of my Jeep's Tremec T-150 tranny that's a real bear to get to, so I just busted a hole in the body big enough for a rachet wrench, and voila!

    Which is the whole issue here, of course. I still haven't quite finished bolting my iBook up after upgrading the hard drive (and it's trivially worse for the wear). I wonder where the PRAM battery is on that monster; shoulda checked while I had the chance. And the PRAM on my Powerbook 1400 required flipping off the lid/screen and cracking the "body" in two. Nobody wants duct tape holding together their iBook body for easy hard drive access or 1400 for PRAM replacements.

    I've often wondered if the way autos are put together isn't a result of some mechanics' union to get business "where it should be". It looks like Apple's doing the same thing [as my conspiracy theory] -- uncessarily difficult tasks which, to them, equal pure profit. Great analogy if Pony II's really had to have the engine dropped. That's madness.

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  92. To Virtually All Repliers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  93. Re:My bag of cookies are gone, do I get another, f by megan_of_wutai · · Score: 2, Informative

    Only with ni-cad, and to a lesser extent ni-mh.

    Behaviour like this kills li-ion, lots.

  94. Re:Similar Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cry me a river girl.

  95. Hmmm... by Mike+Hawk · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    MS releases product with known life of 18 months and doesn't tell anyone = teh flames.

    Apples does it = teh apologists.

    This is a fatal design flaw. The battery should be as easy to replace as any walkman. Press and slide -> remove old battery -> insert new battery -> replace cover. Anything else is Apple farking the consumer.

    But hey, you guys bought the hype. Apple wins. One more reason why I don't buy products from a company that hire Jeff Goldblum as a spokesman. That guy just stinks of poser intellectual.

  96. Re:proprietary argument disappeared about 5 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If Apple didn't use USB, SCSI, IDE, PCI they wouldn't get any hardware for their platform.

    Apple can't make every bit of hardware for their computer - it would make their computers more expensive. Without using industry standards, they would get a very limited choice of manufacturers.

  97. No Excuse for crap battery life by hirschma · · Score: 1

    I have a PJBox 100 from 1997 - it was the first hard drive portable jukebox back in the day. It has serial# **4**, so it is arguably the 4th oldest such device ever offered to the public.

    The battery is replaceable, but there has been no need. It still provides 10 hours of playback time. Moreover, it is a standard battery type, widely available for about $25. This has been the typical experience with most folks on the PJBox mailing list that I'm on.

    If Compaq could engineer this back in '97, surely Apple could do better.

    Jonathan

  98. treatment of batteries by warren69 · · Score: 1

    i have the lovely job of dealing with the general public and repairing their computers at a large ugly retail store. Anyway to get to the point: one of the major problems with laptops is the batteries. People often come in within a year complaining their batteries hold little charge. Most manufacturers carry little or no warranty on the battery.

    But I'v have become a little cynical of the customers, I don't think most of them treat their batteries properly. First charge is very important, as well as the first couple of times draining it completely. After that drain the battery once in a while. Never do partial charges.

    I'm sure those rules apply to the batteries in most electrical devices, meaning those rules apply to iPods as well (I know some for some batteries sales people like to say there is no memory, but bah, don't trust them!)...

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  99. another dirty secret by seney · · Score: 1

    http://das.doit.wisc.edu/neistatsdirtysecret.txt

    1. Re:another dirty secret by ITR81 · · Score: 1

      I tried to submit this story but Slashdot rejected me..now I wonder if they just want to perpetuate a lie.

  100. the cold by seney · · Score: 1

    don't use your ipod outside in the winter (if you live in an area that has winter). the battery will go bad much much faster.

    i guess this is probably obvious to most of you.

  101. Re: iPods don't spontaneously combust? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Now they're complaining that the battery doesn't last forever. I find it amazing
    > that after Li-ION batteries have been out for years that people don't understand
    > that these things don't last forever.

    Damn straight! These guys should count their blessings. The battery simply dies-- at least it doesn't catch on fire like the old Powerbook 5300!

  102. It's the Apple solution to every problem by jhylkema · · Score: 1

    Buy a new one!

    You just wait until they figure out that they can pull a Motorola or a Lexmark with the battery. Oh, and sealing the case to prevent "unauthorized repair."

  103. Anyone here RTFA? by neelm · · Score: 1

    I see a bunch of people saying "replacement is $99!"... it's pretty clear you didn't follow the link and read...

    "Our Message:

    In September of 2003 the battery in my first generation ipod would hold a charge for no longer than one hour. I brought the iPod into the Apple store in Manhattan for repair and was told they do not currently offer a battery replacement program and my best option was to buy a new ipod. I then called the Apple Care 800 number regarding this issue and was told the same. I then sent my ipod to the Apple Executive office addressed to Steve Jobs with a note explaining my situation and requesting a replacement battery. The Apple Executive office contacted me via telephone to explain that Apple does not repair or replace dead ipod batteries and that it was policy of the company to recommend to the customer to purchase a new ipod when the battery fails. I then looked into and purchased a third party replacement battery, this battery was not endorsed by Apple. After the complicated installation my ipod did not work at all, even when it was plugged in. I then purchased a new ipod for $400.00.

    In response to this my brother Van and I made the short film "iPod's Dirty Secret" After we finished production of the film, but not necessarily in response to it, Apple began offerring a battery replacement program for the ipod for a fee of $99 and an extended warranty for the ipod for $59.

    We think Apple's new policy is fair. Our movie is a documentation of our experience.

    -Casey Neistat "