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Apple's All-Seeing Screen

Based on a recent patent we may be seeing a new kind of display coming from the Apple store in the near future, one that can capture images as well as display them. From the article: "The clever idea is to insert thousands of microscopic image sensors in-between the liquid crystal display cells in the screen. Each sensor captures its own small image, but software stitches these together to create a single, larger picture."

447 comments

  1. Clandestine image capture by nizo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now I know which monitor to recommend to that cute neighbor next door. "Sure, I would be happy to help you set up your new monitor and wireless router!" Which reminds me, which wireless router would be the best for streaming video?

    1. Re:Clandestine image capture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Or you could use some normal pickup lines...oh wait, I forgot this is Slashdot...

    2. Re:Clandestine image capture by TheJediGeek · · Score: 1

      Followed by, "Oh yeah, it would be MUCH better to set up your computer in your bedroom. Keeps it from cluttering the living room.... or something..."

    3. Re:Clandestine image capture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Or you could use some normal pickup lines...

      Unfortunately, "I've got a gun rack in my Chevy" only works in certain parts of the country. "Sports car lines" work almost everywhere, plus they make you more virile.

    4. Re:Clandestine image capture by secolactico · · Score: 4, Funny

      Unfortunately, "I've got a gun rack in my Chevy" only works in certain parts of the country. "Sports car lines" work almost everywhere, plus they make you more virile.

      "Does this rag smell like cloroform to you?"

      Not mine. If I could remember which slashdotter said that first I would attribute properly. Sorry.

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    5. Re:Clandestine image capture by versiondub · · Score: 1

      Please. Slashdotter coming up with one of the most ingenious pickup lines of all time? Such things are better relegated to those historical unknowns who have given us such greats as "wanna go halves on a baby?" and "Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?"

    6. Re:Clandestine image capture by inKubus · · Score: 3, Funny

      OLD NEWS, this has been around for years!

      AMAZING!

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    7. Re:Clandestine image capture by fireman+sam · · Score: 0

      "Oh yeah, it would be MUCH better to set up your computer in your bedroom"

      And it stops his parents from seeing what he is really doing.

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    8. Re:Clandestine image capture by clydemaxwell · · Score: 1

      You, sir, have missed the effin' joke.
      Unless you MEANT to insinuate the boys parents would be at his cute neighbour's house.

      Which would be...awkward.

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    9. Re:Clandestine image capture by pimpius+the+impious · · Score: 0

      Perhaps only on /. would such a comment be modded +5: Insightful. :P

    10. Re:Clandestine image capture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tell me how this is different from a webcam ?

      Whats the difference in hacking in to a persons webcam and his web-cam monitor ?

    11. Re:Clandestine image capture by AriaStar · · Score: 1

      Guys like you are why girls are afraid. :)

    12. Re:Clandestine image capture by crabpeople · · Score: 1

      Im pretty sure thats from the family guy not a slashdotter.

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    13. Re:Clandestine image capture by Ruff_ilb · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actually, on slashdot we have an even BETTER pick-up line:

      I'll be like cos^2, and you be like sin^2... and together, we'll be 1.

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    14. Re:Clandestine image capture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll be like cos^2, and you be like sin^2... and together, we'll be 1.

      Sure thing, baby. We'll just evaluate them at 0

    15. Re:Clandestine image capture by geekoid · · Score: 1

      That joke goes back at LEAST 27 years. I heard it when I was about 15.
      Shortly before I spent a month in a trunk. ;)

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    16. Re:Clandestine image capture by jubei · · Score: 1

      What's even funnier is that the page containing the article also has an article about a "Microwave Breast Scanner".

    17. Re:Clandestine image capture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice legs what time do they open?

    18. Re:Clandestine image capture by xenn · · Score: 1

      RTFA

    19. Re:Clandestine image capture by kahanamoku · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is different from a webcam because now we can FINALLY stop talking to the top/bottom/side of someone's head (depending on where the camera is placed in relation to the screen). We can actually LOOK into the eyes of someone who is webcamming with us! and IMHO its about time!!!!

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    20. Re:Clandestine image capture by Poltras · · Score: 1

      That makes you 42... Is that true geeks like you never shave nor wash? Are you still using COBOL? Is it painful?

    21. Re:Clandestine image capture by fireman+sam · · Score: 1

      Ah, but unless you think that he will be capturing the wifi with his mind and not HIS computer in HIS bedroom, you sir have missed my effin' joke.

      and now I will say good day to you sir

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    22. Re:Clandestine image capture by Ageing+Metalhead · · Score: 1

      "which wireless router would be the best for streaming video" Ruckuss (www.ruckuswireless.com)

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    23. Re:Clandestine image capture by somersault · · Score: 1

      I'm 22 and I hardly ever shave, though I wash whenever I have to reboot after a kernel upgrade :p I guess that's different from 'never' though.

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    24. Re:Clandestine image capture by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      and now I will say good day to you sir

      Time to invent a time machine.

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    25. Re:Clandestine image capture by nizo · · Score: 1

      I bet I would have a harder time convincing my neighbor to buy that for her house, much less get her to let me set it up for her.

    26. Re:Clandestine image capture by Kwiik · · Score: 1

      so you want me to stick my one in to your zero?

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    27. Re:Clandestine image capture by tigersha · · Score: 1

      I'll love you till the day I die
      I'll count you as my hero
      My love exceeds 1 over y
      As y approaches zero

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  2. Ministry of Truth by AKAImBatman · · Score: 4, Funny

    So, what you're telling me is that Apple is NOT really the enemy of Big Brother, but Big Brother in disguise? I'm so confused. How can there be so many truths? The Ministry is supposed to protect us against such confusion by telling us ONLY the truth! If you'll excuse me, I think I need to go watch my telescreen now. Perhaps the truth is there.

    Down with Goldstein!

    (For those lacking context: Commercial | 1984)

    1. Re:Ministry of Truth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Big Brother? Check.
      Two-minute Hate (e.g. evening news)? Check
      Telescreen? Check.

      We have always been at war with Terrorism.

    2. Re:Ministry of Truth by MindStalker · · Score: 0, Troll

      We have always been at war with Terrorism.
      Actually, as almost all wars are religious in nature.. We have!! :)

    3. Re:Ministry of Truth by peragrin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      While Apple can be bad that way.

      This tech is for video conferencing. Instead of having to look at a camera you can look at the screen to whom your talking to.

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    4. Re:Ministry of Truth by cnelzie · · Score: 1

      What was that? I was busy with my three minutes hate towards Iran.

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    5. Re:Ministry of Truth by cnettel · · Score: 1

      The truth is that Apple has always been the friend of Big Brother. You just remember incorrectly. Those links are obviously fake, as they contradict the truth.

    6. Re:Ministry of Truth by soxos · · Score: 1
      Come on comrade... Believing in something and knowing it to be completely false is the essence of doublethink. I'm surprised you aren't up on your lessons.

      Freedom is Slavery
      Ignorance is Knowledge
      War is Peace

    7. Re:Ministry of Truth by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 4, Funny

      Sex in the woods with beautiful young women?

      GOD, WHY CAN'T THAT BE CHECKED?

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    8. Re:Ministry of Truth by YU+Nicks+NE+Way · · Score: 3, Informative
      Freedom is Slavery
      Ignorance is Knowledge
      War is Peace


      Hmm. That should read

      Freedom is Slavery
      War is Peace
      Ignorance is strength


      Minitruth will want to talk to you, friend.
    9. Re:Ministry of Truth by quanticle · · Score: 0, Redundant

      And I'm surprised that you aren't up on your lessons. The correct phrase is "Ignorance is Strength".

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    10. Re:Ministry of Truth by rkcallaghan · · Score: 1

      Thank you for my new sig. :)

      I only wish you were not AC so I could mod you up too.

      ~Rebecca

    11. Re:Ministry of Truth by prichardson · · Score: 4, Informative

      Because sex outdoors is more uncomfortable than sexy.

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    12. Re:Ministry of Truth by Aqua+OS+X · · Score: 1

      This is just another example of Apple's quest to turn the computer into a solid brick with no defining characteristics at all.

      In other news, the new iBooks are rumored to lack clasps to hold the display shut. Everything will be magnetic.

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    13. Re:Ministry of Truth by jacksonj04 · · Score: 3, Informative

      In common order, "War is Peace" goes first, followed by "Freedom is Slavery" and finally "Ignorance is Strength".

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    14. Re:Ministry of Truth by orasio · · Score: 4, Funny

      > Because sex outdoors is more uncomfortable than sexy.

      Yes, but only when performed properly.

    15. Re:Ministry of Truth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? 2 minutes hate (Evening news vs George Bush): Check

      Democratic communists have always been at war with capitalistic conservatives.

    16. Re:Ministry of Truth by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      Because she wants a goddamned engagement ring.

    17. Re:Ministry of Truth by Dis*abstraction · · Score: 1
      2 minutes hate (Evening news vs George Bush): Check
      Y'know, it really isn't Brian Williams' fault that administration policy is at odds with reality.
    18. Re:Ministry of Truth by YU+Nicks+NE+Way · · Score: 1

      Presumably, Goldstein would like you to also believe that Newspeak word is "minitrue", not "Minitruth". He forgets that the Party is always right.

    19. Re:Ministry of Truth by thelem · · Score: 1

      Because you're posting on slashdot...

    20. Re:Ministry of Truth by nailBnny · · Score: 1

      Umm, you need to get out more...

    21. Re:Ministry of Truth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From Orwell's 1984:

      "Behind Winston's back the voice from the telescreen was still babbling away about pig-iron and the overfulfilment of the Ninth Three-Year Plan. The telescreen received and transmitted simultaneously. Any sound that Winston made, above the level of a very low whisper, would be picked up by it, moreover, so long as he remained within the field of vision which the metal plaque commanded, he could be seen as well as heard. There was of course no way of knowing whether you were being watched at any given moment. How often, or on what system, the Thought Police plugged in on any individual wire was guesswork. It was even conceivable that they watched everybody all the time. But at any rate they could plug in your wire whenever they wanted to. You had to live -- did live, from habit that became instinct -- in the assumption that every sound you made was overheard, and, except in darkness, every movement scrutinized."

    22. Re:Ministry of Truth by albanac · · Score: 2, Funny

      The mantra has also been added to of late: War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is Strength ... Bush is President.

    23. Re:Ministry of Truth by forgotten_my_nick · · Score: 1

      My only contention with it is I can't really pull the camera out of the computers socket if I don't want to *accidently* leave my web cam on or have someone hack it.

      I mean the internet is full of "caught on webcam" stuff.

    24. Re:Ministry of Truth by Zenmonkeycat · · Score: 1

      Does this mean I'm going to have to crop and airbrush him out of the party yearbook pictures? Because I've got a whole stack of those to do already, and that stack isn't getting any shorter. Please, think about the poor party lackies who have to deal with disappearing you before you say something stupid!

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    25. Re:Ministry of Truth by GoatMonkey2112 · · Score: 1

      Are you people unaware that this technology has been in place for decades? My tinfoil mask protects me though.

    26. Re:Ministry of Truth by Sunsetbeach · · Score: 1

      >Because sex outdoors is more uncomfortable than sexy.

      Outdoors?

      Please explain!

    27. Re:Ministry of Truth by Soybean47 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, a lot of people seem to be upset about this. Perhaps I should clarify. They had this on Star Trek. If the story was "Apple invents warp drive" or "Apple invents replicators," would everyone still be getting upset?

    28. Re:Ministry of Truth by geoffspear · · Score: 1

      Apple's already building iSight cameras into the displays on their computers. Granted it's easier to cover the lens of the built-in camera than to cover your entire screen (especially if you still wanted to see the screen), but they've already got cameras you can't disconnect from the computer.

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    29. Re:Ministry of Truth by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Security is Freedom?

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    30. Re:Ministry of Truth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sex?

      Please explain!

    31. Re:Ministry of Truth by MyOtherUIDis3digits · · Score: 1

      Because sex outdoors is more uncomfortable than sexy.

      Yeah, but unfortunately barnyard animals have no respect for a nice shag carpet.

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  3. Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by pintomp3 · · Score: 2, Funny

    i need one of these all-seeing screens i guess

  4. 6/7G ipod? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    will something like this be used in the rumored touch-screen ipod? most likely down the road?

  5. Doubleplusgood! by Wdomburg · · Score: 1, Insightful

    "A large LCD screen filled with image sensors would be ideal for videoconferencing..."

    Or telescreens. I suddenly want to dig out the 1984 commercial again.

    1. Re:Doubleplusgood! by alex_guy_CA · · Score: 1

      Yes, thank you. My thought exactly. And if you combine this with the news this week about Microsoft scanning computers checking for pirated software without user permission, well, where do you see this going?

    2. Re:Doubleplusgood! by IAmTheDave · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not really sure how this differs from a monitor with iSight built in. Big-brother wise, that is.

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    3. Re:Doubleplusgood! by alex_guy_CA · · Score: 1

      cover iSight, still use computer. cover moniter...

    4. Re:Doubleplusgood! by homer_ca · · Score: 1

      You can cover the lens of the iSight?

    5. Re:Doubleplusgood! by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Yes. The cover is called "duct tape."

      In addition, the cameras built into the iMac and Powe..., err, "MacBook Pro" are apparently hard-wired to the little LED next to them, so if the LED isn't on then you can be assured that the camera isn't on either (which is why the LED is there).

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    6. Re:Doubleplusgood! by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "You can cover the lens of the iSight?"

      Tape?

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    7. Re:Doubleplusgood! by hackstraw · · Score: 1

      I suddenly want to dig out the 1984 commercial again.

      Text of dialog: http://www.uriahcarpenter.info/1984.html

      Quicktime of ad: http://www.duke.edu/~tlove/mac.htm

      That ad is known by many as the best ad ever. AFAIK, it only was played once during the 1984 American Superbowl commercial challenge.

      Enjoy!

    8. Re:Doubleplusgood! by discstickers · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Not true.

      The commercial also aired on December 15 at a small TV station in Twin Falls, Idaho. This was so it was eligible for the 1983 advertising awards.

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    9. Re:Doubleplusgood! by homer_ca · · Score: 1

      I know you can cover it. That was my answer to the difference between the iSight and the camera screen. :-/

    10. Re:Doubleplusgood! by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      You can cover the lens of the iSight?

      Yes.

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    11. Re:Doubleplusgood! by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      cover iSight, still use computer. cover moniter...

      Use Apple Remote Desktop?

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    12. Re:Doubleplusgood! by geekoid · · Score: 1

      his queastion was retorical.

      To address your point:
      "In addition, the cameras built into the iMac and Powe..., err, "MacBook Pro" are apparently hard-wired to the little LED next to them, so if the LED isn't on then you can be assured that the camera isn't on either (which is why the LED is there)."
      How do you know that?
      WHen logitech first came out with a web came, they released an SDK.
      Usin the SDK I coult turn on other peoples camera, and turn off the on indicator.

      Later released prevented this, but how do you know that can't be done with an iSight?
      'Hardwire' only needs a transistor in the connection to urn off the light and not the camera.

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    13. Re:Doubleplusgood! by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Maybe somebody disassembled the computer and checked? I've either read something about that, or imagined I'd read something about that.

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    14. Re:Doubleplusgood! by Hes+Nikke · · Score: 1

      it was also aired (pro bono) by every freaking local news station on the planet as part of a news segment.. and just like the car and coke ads you see today, it was played before the previews at the cinema.

      read all about 1984 (the ad, not the book or movie) here

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  6. Shades of 1984 by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

    Paraphrasing from memory, and no, I didn't bother to actually look up the quote on the web even though I know it exists: And the telescreen didn't only recieve, but also transmitted, so that anything within the view of the telescreen was being watched. Not all the time, but you never quite knew when a watcher would tune in to your screen.

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    1. Re:Shades of 1984 by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I would suspect that this will be more like a scanner, in that the sensors will probably all be looking in the same direction. Unfortunately quicktime has taken ownership of whatever format the patent images are in, and is drawing only the top few percent of 'em, so I have no way to find out. The advantage is that it will have infinite depth of field, and not require focusing, which could only reasonably be done (as TFA suggests) by switching between sensor elements with different focal lengths.

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    2. Re:Shades of 1984 by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I would suspect that this will be more like a scanner, in that the sensors will probably all be looking in the same direction.

      So did Orwell's original telescreen- Winston Smith took advantage of the shape of his apartment (a rectangular shoe box) and put the telescreen on the long wall, so that he could put his writing desk beside it and not be spied upon while writing in his diary.

      Unfortunately quicktime has taken ownership of whatever format the patent images are in, and is drawing only the top few percent of 'em, so I have no way to find out. The advantage is that it will have infinite depth of field, and not require focusing, which could only reasonably be done (as TFA suggests) by switching between sensor elements with different focal lengths.

      Yep- that and the ironic nature of the Apple commercial during the 1984 Superbowl.....

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    3. Re:Shades of 1984 by Dragon_Hilord · · Score: 1

      This is sounding like something from a horror movie. I personally do not believe in the ability to monitor (no pun intended) the user. It's bad enough that there is software out there to monitor your ACTIONS, but once they get into video, and literally watching you, they've stepped to far. If this goes through, you should be able to PHYSICALLY disable it. I always unplug my webcam when I'm done with it, and I want to be able to do the same if such a technology comes around the corner. All fear aside, I think it would be interresting to see how this would make webcam chatting. You would be looking at the person in the eyes without looking into the camera, and still looking at the screen. It would be exellent for busineses who like face to face conversation due to the nature of talking to a face versus a screen, or keyboard. Overall, this would be a good venture for Apple to take!

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    4. Re:Shades of 1984 by __aannpi2461 · · Score: 1

      Before you freak out about a screen that can see, let me offer one memory I have from back in Apple's early days. In, I believe, 1984, Apple produced a sales promo video intended for Apple employees that showed what a future laptop computer might look like. It featured the "Knowledge Navigator" bow-tie guy from some of the other Apple videos, as well as interactive voice response interface and some advanced display technologies.

      The one vignette I'm thinking of from the video showed an adult man, maybe late 40s, sitting on a park bench with his future Apple laptop displaying a simple reading primer. At that point, it comes across that the man is functionally illiterate, and the machine is teaching him to read. The lesson ends, and the man picks up a newspaper and says to his computer, "Now, I want to read this." He takes a marker, circles an article in the paper's sports pages, and presses the paper against the screen of his laptop. About three seconds later, the machine beeps in the familiar way and the article is then displayed, primer-style, on the screen. Words are large and clear, and change color syllable by syllable as the man slowly makes his way through the article, occasionally getting some guidance from the machine.

      This vision, as much as the elegance of the machines themselves, is what keeps me buying Apples year on year. Can you imagine how empowering this would be for education? What about you personally? Can't read Greek? Or Russian? Or Aramaic? Now you can. Go read Neal Stephenson's "Diamond Age" for a fully fleshed-out version of this meme.

      Like any new technology, there's room to panic about misapplication, but there's room to rejoice at the opportunity, too, don't you think?

  7. My monitor collects enough gunk by IflyRC · · Score: 1

    Now the monitors at work will have who knows what stuck to them. Face prints and oil from people scanning in their stupid looking faces (like being pressed against a window)....or worse *shiver*

    1. Re:My monitor collects enough gunk by fshalor · · Score: 1

      Would you perfer the copier?

      I mean; its their screen. Its everyone's copier. I'd rather have their junk on their screen than the copier plate. Or the scanner... Have you ever seen what happens when someone tries to sit on a cheap scanner? hehe...

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  8. Owell by greysky · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Apple was the company that spoofed Orwell's 1984, and it looks like this technology is a mirror image of his "telescreens". Let's just hope that they aren't used for the purposes Orwell envisioned.

  9. Obligatory: Facecrime by RobertB-DC · · Score: 5, Interesting

    "It was terribly dangerous to let your thoughts wander when you were in any public place or within range of a telescreen. The smallest thing could give you away. A nervous tic, an unconscious look of anxiety, a habit of muttering to yourself -- anything that carried with it the suggestion of abnormality, of having something to hide. In any case, to wear an improper expression on your face (to look incredulous when a victory was announced, for example) was itself a punishable offence. There was even a word for it in Newspeak: facecrime, it was called."

    Found it here: http://www.newspeakdictionary.com/ns-dict.html

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    1. Re:Obligatory: Facecrime by lawnboy5-O · · Score: 1

      Awesome excerpt actually... i think the analogy to Orwell's work can only go so far here - its more about control - not mere voyeurism. Is it an enabling technology? of course... but can you blame apple for innovating? And haven't they (Apple) been more of an empowering act lately? Like with podcasting - freeing up speech and expression as apposed to limiting it like with facecrime?

    2. Re:Obligatory: Facecrime by krunk4ever · · Score: 1

      Although, how does this technology help? I mean, cameras can be hidden in anything nowadays. Being able to hide cameras in TVs in my opinion won't make much of a difference.

  10. Cue Big Brother Posts by OverlordQ · · Score: 0, Troll

    Cue Big Brother Posts in 5 . . . 4 . . . 3 . . . err wait, this is Apple, "Apple is Good"(tm) right?

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  11. Re:ummm by roman_mir · · Score: 1

    I dont think i want that. Wont it see me stroking my orangutan? - that's a baboon, you, chimp!

  12. details? by Nesetril · · Score: 1

    TFA doesn't give any details, lol. if the sensors are sandwiched between the regular image-producing liquid crystals that should put an upper bound on their density, killing the resolution. not to mention that an image "stitched together" from thousands of tiny (but physically spread out) sensors, has got to look like it is on drugs.

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    1. Re:details? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Informative
      an image "stitched together" from thousands of tiny (but physically spread out) sensors, has got to look like it is on drugs.

      The highest resolution radio telescopes work by reconstructing an image from multiple spread-out receivers. I saw a demo at Cambridge about a decade ago where they used the same concept on optical wavelengths to produce a clearer image than Hubble was capable of from a small set of ground-based telescopes.

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    2. Re:details? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Doesn't have to look bad. If done well and with the right sensors you could effectively build a phased array system which would provide excellent fodder for pat rec to determine 2.5d reconstruction. That could be the thing which will eventually drive 3d display systems.

    3. Re:details? by MoneyT · · Score: 1

      Kind of like how an image stiched together from thousands of tiny (but physically spread out) dots looks like it's on drugs, huh?

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    4. Re:details? by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      If you drill a tiny hole through a block and looked through it, you would realise you can get a really clear single spot of whatever your looking at directly in front of the "sensor".
      It has almost infinite focus without a lens, you just see whatever is directly at the end of your pinhole tube.

      If you now consider these tubes spaced out across the entire size of your monitor you can see a rectangular image area in sharp focus directly where you should be sitting.

      You will basically get a really clear image.

      Its the same principle as an insects' compound eye.

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    5. Re:details? by odie_q · · Score: 1

      When photographing stellar objects, a few hundred miles difference in the origin of the cameras is not significant. If you want to use this screen for video conferencing, you will notice that several inches separation of the image sensors will make a significant impact on the angle to a face some 20 inches away.

      I don't know enough about image processing to say whether it can be done or not, but it is probably a much harder problem than what you described.

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    6. Re:details? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like you are confusing radio interferometry and adaptive optics to me. It's highly unlikely that both demos you saw utilized the same technology to produce the results you saw.

    7. Re:details? by Firehed · · Score: 1

      This isn't rasterbation, it's image stitching.

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    8. Re:details? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This isn't rasterbation, it's image stitching.

      The former is a degenerate case of the latter.

    9. Re:details? by bigtrike · · Score: 1

      There are some downsides to that approach. This month's Scientific American has a great article on it.

    10. Re:details? by Shag · · Score: 1
      Sounds like you are confusing radio interferometry and adaptive optics to me. It's highly unlikely that both demos you saw utilized the same technology to produce the results you saw.


      Actually, I don't think he's confused. If they're using multiple scopes, that's almost certainly interferometry, which isn't just the domain of radio telescopes anymore. It's pretty widely done around the millimeter / sub-millimeter wavelength, and there are multiple places doing it optically (though more often in the longer infrared wavelengths, not necessarily in visible light) as well.

      For example, the 2 largest optical telescopes on the planet, Keck 1 and Keck 2, get to (in certain wavelengths) an angular resolution of maybe 0.2-0.4 arcsends without adaptive optics. With adaptive optics, they can get down to around .04 arcseconds -- as sharp as Hubble.

      But they can also be used as an interferometer, with an 85-meter baseline (between the two 10-meter segmented mirrors. The folks who run 'em claim that gets them down to an angular resolution of something like .005 arcseconds.

      (Of course, when Hubble spots something interesting, the Kecks are often called upon to do follow-up work, since they've got much more light-gathering capacity, plus the interferometry and/or adaptive optics capabilities.)

      [obDisclaimer: I do stuff at Keck.]
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    11. Re:details? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      whatisthelsd.com.

    12. Re:details? by tcdk · · Score: 1

      No.

      That's pretty much how a Plenoptic camera works:

      http://www.dpreview.com/news/0511/05112206refocusc amera.asp

      I think this could be rather cool... a screen with a 2mp resolution could probably give a good multi-level-focus image in vga (good enough for video conferencing).

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    13. Re:details? by MoneyT · · Score: 1

      What is an image other that a series of colors at given points? Whether each point contains one or multiple colors is irrellevant.

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  13. scary and freaking awsome at the same time by falcon5768 · · Score: 1

    I cant help but thing how scary this thing would be from a privacy angle, while at the same time how cool and interesting this idea actually is

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    1. Re:scary and freaking awsome at the same time by DragonWriter · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How is it any scarier from a privacy angle than a webcam? You chose whether you buy this kind of monitor, after all. Its more convenient than a webcam, but not necessarily scarier. Sure, screens outside of your control could have this functionality, but its not like concealed cameras in spaces under otehr people's control aren't a possibility (and frequent fact) of life without these new monitors.

    2. Re:scary and freaking awsome at the same time by Enigma_Man · · Score: 1

      How is it any more scary than having a webcam perched on top of your monitor. The only difference is the camera will record your face straight-on, rather than from 10 degrees above it...

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    3. Re:scary and freaking awsome at the same time by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      It's scarier because, unless you've memorized the look of every model of monitor that uses this screen, you can't tell it's there.

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    4. Re:scary and freaking awsome at the same time by geekoid · · Score: 1

      " You chose whether you buy this kind of monitor,"
      when it becomes standard, your choice will be computer or no computer.
      Not really much of a choice.

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    5. Re:scary and freaking awsome at the same time by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      " You chose whether you buy this kind of monitor,"

      when it becomes standard, your choice will be computer or no computer.

      Not really much of a choice.


      Apple hasn't even released a product based on this yet, so currently you can't even get a monitor with this technology and already you are worried about not being able to buy one without this technology.

      My advice is that you buy a whole lot of Apple Cinema Displays before apple comes out with this. Then, when they do you will have the market cornered for those people who don't want the new monitors. It will be like when they stopped making Cocoa Cola and the people who had a stockpile were able to sell all they had at a fat profit.

      Don't blame me if you don't take advantage of this unique business opportunity.

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    6. Re:scary and freaking awsome at the same time by geekoid · · Score: 1

      I was mearly pointing out that the market can dictate whether or not you ahve a choice.

      If I was paranoid, even your solution is extremely limited.
      I am not worried about them watching a person, I am worried when they want to watch groups of people just because they can.

      For some bizarro reason, law enforcement has a lot more leeway in the courts when it involves the word 'computer'.

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    7. Re:scary and freaking awsome at the same time by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      So? Again, monitors (and laptops) with built-in cameras already exist. They show no sign of overturning the market. Even if they did, there is nothing scary about them unless someone else has control of your computer, not you. And that is scary, whether or not there is a camera built into the monitor one way or another. Seriously. My cell phone has a still/video camera and a microphone built into it. Plus, its connected to a network pretty much 24/7. And yet, I don't sit cowering under my bed afraid its being used to spy on everything I do or say in its presence. I'm certainly not going to worry that people might be watching me through the monitor attached to my computer that lives behind my router.

  14. D'oh! by Rollgunner · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now we won't be able to tell the classic "Blonde holding the page up to her monitor and pressing the 'PrintScreen' key" joke anymore...

    1. Re:D'oh! by IAmTheDave · · Score: 3, Funny

      Meh, it's been done.

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    2. Re:D'oh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was a blonde who was the engineer when she realized her montior wasn't scanning and she fixed it.

    3. Re:D'oh! by Alsee · · Score: 1

      From your link:
      System Requirements.
      Windows, MacOS 7.6 or greater min. Internet Explorer 3, Netscape 3, AOL 3.0 or greater. Any Monitor.


      I tried it with Firefox anyway, and I even used the User Agent Switcher Extension to fake using IE, and all I got was a stupid picture of a dog.

      I really hate stupid websites that don't bother working correctly under Firefox.

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    4. Re:D'oh! by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Now we won't be able to tell the classic "Blonde holding the page up to her monitor and pressing the 'PrintScreen' key" joke anymore...

      Yeah, but now we get the much better joke of holding the blonde up to the monitor and pressing the PrintScreen key.

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    5. Re:D'oh! by foxtrot · · Score: 1

      Now we won't be able to tell the classic "Blonde holding the page up to her monitor and pressing the 'PrintScreen' key" joke anymore...

      When I was a technician at a retail computer store, I got a call that was quite similar to this.

      It seems that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing: this guy had actually gone and read the manual that came with his new whizzy 15" non-interlaced monitor.

      The manual mentioned something about a "scan rate". Now, he didn't know what that was, but he knew what scanners did, so he was trying to determine if he needed another piece of software to use the scanner built into the monitor...

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  15. Workaround by MECC · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Kodak's patent mentions previous research suggesting a correlation between age and the way pupils react to light. As a person gets older, their pupils have greater difficulty widening to cope with dim light, it says. The company suggests that an age-verification system could take mug shots of a person from a set distance in controlled lighting, using a flash. Software would then measure the size of their red-eye dots to determine how wide their pupils are and make an estimate of their age.

    I wonder if a picture of an older person with the red eyes in would fool such a sampling.

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    1. Re:Workaround by cnettel · · Score: 0

      Only in Korea.

  16. Eye contact! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This would enable you to maintain eye-contact with your counterpart in video over IP.

  17. News from the It-was-bound-to-happen dept. by ductonius · · Score: 1

    Telescreens are here.

    Seriously, put one of these up and *everyone* will give you a nice mug-shot when they look it.

    Maybe I should invest in a company that makes Guy Faulks masks.

    1. Re:News from the It-was-bound-to-happen dept. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Guy FAWKES.

      It's not even a similar spelling, it just sounds similar.

  18. Obligatory Soviet Union quote by Captain+Sarcastic · · Score: 2, Funny

    With Apple, monitor watches you!

    <Cue chirping crickets>

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  19. Asleep at the wheel by ryarger · · Score: 0

    Come on people, it's been minutes and no-one has said the obvious yet:

    In Soviet Cupertino, the LCD watches you!

  20. Maybe ready by Mother's day next year? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    On the same page as the article they also talk about a great item for women: The Microwave Breast Scanner


    An array of up to a hundred mini-antennae would be built into a soft, breast-shaped sensing device. Each antenna would emit a very short burst of microwave energy, rapidly scanning across several frequencies, at just one-hundredth of the power output of an ordinary cellphone.


    If only you could vary the strength, you could have a dual purpose home mammogram/coffee warmer machine! Though mixing up the settings might not be so good.

  21. bad jokes from the grave by afex2win · · Score: 3, Funny

    so does this mean those old email jokes that "took a picture of you magically through your monitor" might actually end up showing an ugly nerd instead of a monkey?

    1. Re:bad jokes from the grave by igaborf · · Score: 1
      so does this mean those old email jokes that "took a picture of you magically through your monitor" might actually end up showing an ugly nerd instead of a monkey?

      In your case, no, the picture will be the same.

  22. Meh... by minitual · · Score: 0

    Look on the bright side...at least they got it before Microsoft did.

  23. Online Palm readings by demonic-halo · · Score: 1

    So it really turns out there is some truth to online palm readings after all.

    Any of you guys see those sites that tell you to smuge your face to the screen and click a button, then on the next page says you're an idiot? I guess now you won't have to feel so stupid.

  24. In Soviet Russia... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    screen looks at you!

  25. lmao... by DoctorDyna · · Score: 1

    Face recognition anybody?

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  26. Cool - but spooky... by BigZaphod · · Score: 1

    It'll nicely eliminate the classic webcam-looking-down-on-you situation, but it makes covert spying by nasty software a very real possibility. Not to mention that technology like this will end up in screens in stores, on streets, and eventually even in your television. It's the ultimate hidden camera - hidden in plain sight! Abuse is a given.

    Sure, eventually we'll all adapt to the idea that screens could be watching us in the same way we are watching them - but that's going to take a long, long time to really sink in...

    1. Re:Cool - but spooky... by mariox19 · · Score: 1

      The result of eliminating the "webcam-looking-down-on-you" viewpoint, as you put it, will be to meet the original expectations that everyone had of video conferencing from watching Star Trek or even The Jetsons. I think this is fantastic.

      As to the video monitor being the "ultimate hidden camera," couldn't that be solved by installing a small indicator light on the monitor, hardwired to the video transmission so that no software could bypass it? If so, then it's no problem.

      I'm looking forward to this. I very much enjoy video conferencing, but for the fact that I only have two or three other households in my circle.

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    2. Re:Cool - but spooky... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As to the video monitor being the "ultimate hidden camera," couldn't that be solved by installing a small indicator light on the monitor, hardwired to the video transmission so that no software could bypass it?

      Sure, just like the little red light on video cameras which tell you they're recording. Now if I can only remember how many years it's been since my dad told me he had disconnected the little red light on his video camera...

      Or maybe it's like the little blue light on the base of my cordless phone that lights up to indicate that it's charging. Too bad it kept me awake, so I put a piece of black tape (to match the black base) over it.

    3. Re:Cool - but spooky... by shmlco · · Score: 1

      "hardwired to the video transmission so that no software could bypass it?"

      We did. It's off now. Really.

      And stop looking at me like that!

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  27. Apple has been a leader in addressing this problem by jwachter · · Score: 5, Insightful
    The iSight video camera was distinctive back when it was introduced for two reasons (versus most other web cams commonly used at that time). First, it connected via FireWire. Second, it came with mounting brackets (included, for free in the iSight box) to attach the camera securely to the top center of Apple's LCD monitors and laptop screens.

    The result of this second "innovation"? iSight video confernces looked significantly more natural and more natural than web conferences hosted using Logitech and other web cams that (typically) sat to the bottom right or left of the computer monitor (or awkwardly on top) and, hence, gave participants really skewed views of each others' faces.

    The innovation described in TFA is the logical next step of this eminently sensible design decision that Apple has been promoting for years.

    (Side note: the reason why the iSight demos in Apple keynote addresses look so darn good is that the participants are looking at the iSight camera, and not at the actual screen when they're doing the demo. It's a very subtle shift, but it still matters. Kind of a clever, sneaky way to make the product look even better than it actually does.)

  28. Any standard monitor can already do this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Any standard monitor can already do this, in fact this technology has been available for several years on monitorcamera.com.

  29. price? by PhantomBlade · · Score: 1

    just how expensive would a display like this cost? if the whole display is comprised of a few thousand microsensors which can only pick up a grid of a few pixels each (i assume, correct me if i'm wrong), you'd need over 10000 to get a decent sized image. If all you can get is 640x480 for example, i'd pick a normal webcam over this anyday.

    1. Re:price? by WhiteWolf666 · · Score: 1

      A normal webcam, like the highly rated iSight, which incidentally captures at 640x480?

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  30. Obligatory: In Soviet Apple.... by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 5, Funny

    the monitor watches you!

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    1. Re:Obligatory: In Soviet Apple.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Back in the U.S.S.R. the Beatles sue you!

    2. Re:Obligatory: In Soviet Apple.... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      You know, this is the first time that "in Soviet Russia" line has actually made sense.

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    3. Re:Obligatory: In Soviet Apple.... by ernst_mulder · · Score: 1

      Which gives an entirely new meaning to the phrase "being monitored"...

  31. Lenses? by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Unless they've also inserted thousands of tiny lenses the device is just a cute hack to create a no-moving-parts contact scanner. Put the thing you want scanned up to the screen and illuminate it with the screen's light. (You can get color by having the sensors sensitive to all the colors of the screen and flashing the screen in each color.)

    With lenses they could make it an insect-style compound eye. But the focus would probably be pretty rotten due to diffraction limits from the small size of the lenses. (You might be able to post-process some of that out, though.)

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    1. Re:Lenses? by MenTaLguY · · Score: 1

      Rather than (or in addition to) having a tiny lens on each sensor, you can apply interferometry to get a giant "virtual" lens.

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    2. Re:Lenses? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      With lenses they could make it an insect-style compound eye. But the focus would probably be pretty rotten due to diffraction limits from the small size of the lenses. (You might be able to post-process some of that out, though.)

      There are those microlenses that can change shape with charge. A million fixed-focus lenses would be much cheaper to manufacture than variable ones though.

      But I suspect your second hunch is the right one - you can do some pretty amazing things in software now. There was an article here I think last year where a guy was simulating all manner of focus patterns given an array of sensors (somebody go look it up for easy mod points). You can probably do some limited kinds of BulletTime effects with it as well - look for it in PhotoBooth 4, I'd say.

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    3. Re:Lenses? by birge · · Score: 1

      No you can't. Image sensors are incoherent. There's no way to reconstruct phase differences between the light falling on each one.

    4. Re:Lenses? by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You can take pictures with a scanner. A guy did it and put the pictures up on his webpage. They were amazingly good for not even having been made using any kind of jig, he just held the scanner up and rotated his viewpoint (and thus, its as well) while the scanning element moved.

      If you pointed all the elements in the same direction (perpendicular to the display of course) then you could get a fairly high-resolution image of anything directly in front of the monitor, and with infinite depth of field without sacrificing quality as you do with infinite-DOF systems using a CCD and a lens.

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    5. Re:Lenses? by MenTaLguY · · Score: 1

      Hmm, how do optical interferometers used for astronomy work then? My understanding was that stars don't output coherent light.

      On the other hand, the actual patent doesn't mention interferometry at all; it seems pretty hand-wavy about any image processing that might need to be applied.

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    6. Re:Lenses? by birge · · Score: 2, Interesting
      with astonomical interferometry, you cause light from two different paths to hit on the SAME detector at the same point, thereby interfering. also, light from stars IS pretty much spatially coherent (because it's from so far away that it looks like a plane wave). but the main thing i was talking about was the fact that you can only do interferometry when you get the two (or more) sources onto the same detector. if we could measure the phase of light directly, there would be no end to the really cool stuff we could do, as you intuited.

      for example, we can measure the phase of radio waves directly without having to do interferometry, and that's why we can do neat things like synthetic aperture radar. so, your idea was very sound; you essentially proposed optical synthetic aperture imaging. unfortunately, we just don't have the technology to coherently measure optical waves (i.e. measure the phase of the electric field instead of just the integrated intensity) and i don't think we ever will in any general case.

    7. Re:Lenses? by MenTaLguY · · Score: 1

      Cool, thanks for the clarification.

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    8. Re:Lenses? by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

      with an aperture roughly the size of a quarter pixel on the screen a fixed-focus lens would have extreme depth of field. So no focus adjustment should be necessary.

      You WILL need to have the lenses on a very slightly larger spacing than the sensors, so the look-direction blooms outward as you go from the center of the screen toward the edge, if you want your field of view to be broader than a tunnel the size of the screen.

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  32. Could they call it... by iolaus · · Score: 5, Funny

    The the iSaruman?

    Muahahahahaha!

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    1. Re:Could they call it... by rehtonAesoohC · · Score: 1

      No no no, it's the iPalantír...

    2. Re:Could they call it... by mrchaotica · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, Sauron was the one with the all-seeing eye, you fool of a Took!

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    3. Re:Could they call it... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "...all-seeing eye,..."

      I think in hind sight, that might be an exageration.

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    4. Re:Could they call it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But the thingy was called a Palantir.

  33. Did you read all of the blurbs? by virgil_disgr4ce · · Score: 1

    An array of up to a hundred mini-antennae would be built into a soft, breast-shaped sensing device. I actually already possess two highly effective breast-sensing devices.

    1. Re:Did you read all of the blurbs? by tkdog · · Score: 1

      No no - this is for WOMEN'S breasts - not man boobs. As such it has no relevance to Slashdot, and was correctly not mentioned in the summary.

  34. Very cool. by localman · · Score: 1

    I was wondering when someone would solve that. As small a thing as it may seem, I think the main problem with video chat is that you can't look into the other person's eyes. Even with the iChat built into the bezel on the new macs, there's still this disconcerting thing about a person looking at your neck while you talk. It's probably hard coded in our brain to be suspicous of such folks.

    Cheers.

  35. Jesus christ, people. by Gannoc · · Score: 2, Funny


    My iMac has a freaking camera in it too, and i'm not stocking up on canned goods in fear of the inevitable war with Eurasia.

    I mean, it contains similarities to a fictional device...and you're acting like the only use is in the same sci-fi scenario.

    1. Re:Jesus christ, people. by jmonty · · Score: 1, Informative

      Yeah, but you can cover up the camera on your iMac and still use the display. This new display idea has the potential to prevent you from seeing the display without being seen. That's the Big Brother analogy.

  36. I found that TA does not say much about the techno by mapkinase · · Score: 1
    The present invention is an apparatus and method for rotating the display orientation of a captured image. The apparatus of the present invention preferably comprises an image sensor, an orientation sensor, a memory and a processing unit. The image sensor is used for capturing image data. The orientation sensor is coupled to the image sensor, and is used for generating a portrait signal if the image sensor is positioned in a portrait orientation relative to the object. The memory, has an auto-rotate unit comprising program instructions for transforming the captured image data into rotated image data in response to the portrait signal. The processing unit, is used for executing program instructions stored in the memory, and is coupled to the image sensor, the orientation sensor and the memory. read more
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  37. Next up on the Apple Rumor Sites .... by kalidasa · · Score: 1

    The Apple iPod telescreen ...

    To raise or lower volume - just twist your finger in the air above your iPod.
    To select a song - just snap your fingers in the air above your iPod.

    To tell Steve Jobs you love him ... just smile into the face of the iPod.

    1. Re:Next up on the Apple Rumor Sites .... by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      That's not a bad idea, except that computer vision like that is hard. It could be done, though -- you'd just have to combine the hand-recognition from this with the gesture-recognition from this. (The former knows how to differentiate skin from the rest of the environment (and thus find the hand), but doesn't know many gestures. The latter can recognize more gestures, but relies on a silhouette to find the hand.)

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  38. Expand Your Mind by EdotOrg · · Score: 1

    It's bigger than that. Imagine these screen used in clothing stores to capture your body image, and then replace the clothes with the newest fashions, as you turn and lean to see if they fit you.

    Imagine walking past a downtown store and seeing and advertisment, with you inserted right into the ad!

    Imagine this in a TV, and video conferencing where you can actually see someone eye to eye. You whole family can sit and talk to Grandma on the big TV, and she can talk to you on her big TV. Just like looking through a window.

    There is really a lot more to this patent than just a computer monitor improvement / big brother is watching you.

    1. Re:Expand Your Mind by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      Why so serious? It's a joke that plays on the obvious irony of Apple's 1984 commercial. It's supposed to make you laugh, not act as a serious commentary about the potential perils of such technology.

      Personally, I see the advantages of this technology quite clearly. It can allow video conferencing where you actually LOOK at the person you're talking to. This is a big difference from today where you tend to be looking off-center of the camera at the screen. If a sensor can be placed behind every pixel, it also means that the resolution of video conferencing cameras can be increased substantially. Last but not least, the focal point can be set to infinity, as there's no need for polar optics. Doing this with a regular sensor would get you a very high resolution capture of about an inch of space.

      While I agree that there is a lot of potential for future use, this technology will be used TODAY to help break down the communications barriers of telecommuting and inter-office meetings.

    2. Re:Expand Your Mind by twistedsymphony · · Score: 1
      Imagine this in a TV, and video conferencing where you can actually see someone eye to eye. You whole family can sit and talk to Grandma on the big TV, and she can talk to you on her big TV. Just like looking through a window
      THAT, I can actually see happening as a viable use for the tech. Video conferencing is great, we've got the bandwidth for it now but it's horrible when both people look like they're either cock-eyed or interested in something other then the conversation at hand. I think it would be more beneficial for business then home use though.

      With this you can actually LOOK the person in the face. I don't really think mall displays and other tech would really benefit from this all that much, seeing as the same could be done today with a separate camera. (and the processing power to render pants to let you know if they fit is a lot more advanced then a monitor that doubles as a camera.

      The Other major use case I can see is as a scanner. If you're working with documents you can pop open Photoshop hold your picture up against your monitor, take it away and your picture is right on the screen in front of you ready for modification. It would be similarly slick if done on a tablet pc.

      Another interesting use case would be security. Where the monitor constantly scans the face of the user to verify they have access to the information being displayed on the screen. If it doesn't recognize the face, it blacks out until it sees someone it knows. While this could probably be accomplished with camera tech today, it'd be a lot more secure if it were built right into the monitor where no one could tamper with the camera feed to fool it.
    3. Re:Expand Your Mind by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      Immagine that what you thought was an innocuous display serving ads in the dressing area was really a camera for some perv to look through?
      -nB

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    4. Re:Expand Your Mind by Andrew+Kismet · · Score: 1

      Imagine if mirrors were one-way, so people could see you through the mirror you undress in front of? ....welcome to Paranoia, population /.

    5. Re:Expand Your Mind by Ucklak · · Score: 1

      Dude, you watch too much science fiction. Only Microsoft can innovate with it's developers some tech like that.

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    6. Re:Expand Your Mind by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      Immagine that what you thought was an innocuous display serving ads in the dressing area was really a camera for some perv to look through?

      As opposed to the current situation where you only have to worry about tiny cameras that can be hidden in the wall, too small to see, or disguised as anything (clock radio, teddy bear, whatever).

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    7. Re:Expand Your Mind by Jeremi · · Score: 1
      Imagine if mirrors were one-way, so people could see you through the mirror you undress in front of? ....welcome to Paranoia, population /.


      No offense, but somehow I don't see the Slashdot crowd as being at significant risk of becoming targets of voyeurism.

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  39. So if I throw a hammer at it... by richdun · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...is that covered under the warranty?

    1. Re:So if I throw a hammer at it... by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 1

      You, sir, have just made my day. You will get a Best of Slashdot entry the next time I update my journal.

    2. Re:So if I throw a hammer at it... by milimetric · · Score: 1

      i don't get it. splain:

  40. congratulations by coaxeus · · Score: 1

    congratulations, you've invented the mirror.

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    1. Re:congratulations by hotgigs · · Score: 1

      Exactly what I was thinking... $2799 for a mirror. (O.k. I know there isn't pricing but I figure you would have to buy a MacBook Pro to get this...) Reminds me of "The Onion" article talking about the $5000 Multimedia Computer System that downloads real time TV programs and displays them on the computer monitor: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39109

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  41. You cant be serious by MrTester · · Score: 1

    Are you people that seriously freaked out by this?

    Have any of you heard of something called a (forgive the technical jargon) "Web Cam"?
    What are you people smoking?

    There is nothing new here except combining 2 existing and widely used technologies.

    How will this detract from your privacy in ways that cant be done now? You think that somehow your boss will sneak this new monitor in without you knowing? Well Ive got news for you: If you really think he might do that, then he probably already has a much cheaper web cam hidden in your cube and right this very moment hes watching you blather on Slashdot and laughing his a$$ off.

    Get a grip.

    1. Re:You cant be serious by umedia · · Score: 1
      "How will this detract from your privacy in ways that cant be done now? You think that somehow your boss will sneak this new monitor in without you knowing? Well Ive got news for you: If you really think he might do that, then he probably already has a much cheaper web cam hidden in your cube and right this very moment hes watching you blather on Slashdot and laughing his a$$ off."

      So true, however in my case, I picked the camera placement, installed the video server and obsfucated the user interface.

      Now can we discuss the new iPods that can hear your thoughts and monitor for trade secret violations?

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    2. Re:You cant be serious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but a "webcam" where you can stare at the screen and the person on the other end will see you "looking" them right in the eye.

      You won't have to keep bouncing your gaze between the camera and the display to have an "eye to eye" conference w/someone.

      Think "Star Trek" type vidscreens.

    3. Re:You cant be serious by agent_no.82 · · Score: 1

      Quite simply, once commerce begins to adopt the technology, you can never know if a television is watching you while you watch it.
      A camera is a little more obvious.

  42. Big Brother @ home by jonfr · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Is Apple going to call this new monitor Big Brother @ home ?

  43. Newspeaking by tktk · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Faceconferencing doubleplusgood.

  44. If they wait long enough... by rehtonAesoohC · · Score: 1

    ... Facebook will be worth another couple hundred million once this technology comes out.

  45. right... by hamburger+lady · · Score: 1

    For over 30 years, Barry Fox has trawled through the world's weird and wonderful patent applications, uncovering the most exciting, bizarre or even terrifying new ideas.

    too bad he still can't tell the difference between a patent and a patent application. you'd think he'd get that after 30 years.

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    1. Re:right... by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      Didn't Bryce Lynch invent the two-way sampler just 19 years ago and 20 Minutes Into the Future?

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  46. What I See... by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1
    Based on a recent patent we may be seeing a new kind of display coming from the Apple store in the near future

    What I see is Apple's lawyers descending on Slashdot for revealing their latest "Trade Secret".

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    1. Re:What I See... by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      By definition filing a patent makes the invention "not a secret" anymore. That is the whole purpose of patents.

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  47. Don't get the idea by IAmAI · · Score: 1

    I don't get the idea, or are they just trying to be clever? What's wrong with a regular digital camera or web cam? I'm sure a miniture spy camera would be adequate. Do Apple think because it's technically clever that it will sell, even though it provides no real advantage over other older technology and will cost way more?

  48. Next Big Thing by Flwyd · · Score: 1

    Soon every bedroom will have an iMirror! You can decide if you look good and get a second opinion from your computer!

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  49. Touch screen, not camera! by isaac · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Think touch-screen here, not camera. Regular touch screens typically register only a single point at a time. There are alternatives that use frustrated total internal reflection, but currently these require rear projection - not feasible for a tablet. See http://mrl.nyu.edu/~jhan/ftirtouch/ if you haven't already.

    Incorporating sensing elements within the display will permit sensing multiple simultaneous points of contact of arbitrary size/shape in a tablet form-factor. Neat!

    Apple's been patenting lots of touch-interface concepts recently, too. Vide.

    This patent is probably more about touch-screens than screen as scanner (that'd be a neat trick too, but probably would require too much resolution) or camera (would require a different but perfectly calibrated refractive element at each sensor - probably impractical).

    -Isaac

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    1. Re:Touch screen, not camera! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what you're describing sounds very much like a kiosk or some computer controlled touch screen device like an ATM. you really think they're trying to patent something that has been around for years?

    2. Re:Touch screen, not camera! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He pointed out that conventional touch screens typically only detect a single point at a time (as they tend to rely on pressure or electric current). An optical "touch screen" (which you wouldn't even necessarily need to touch, I suppose) would be able to register input (or lack thereof) at every pixel simultaneously. That would likely be patentable.

      What would be the use? I'm not sure off-hand, but I'm guessing someone can think of something cool.

    3. Re:Touch screen, not camera! by bartle · · Score: 1

      It sounds like they're trying to recognize Sun's vision of the future. Put simply, every display is interactive and data can be transitioned from the realm of paper to bits simply by laying pages directly on the display for a few seconds. It's the kinda thing that probably won't work as advertised initially but could open the door to a really, really kickass interface.

    4. Re:Touch screen, not camera! by LnxAddct · · Score: 1

      I'm also thinking eye tracking. For it to work properly, you should be looking right at the camera. Traditionally, you can't look at the camera and monitor at the same time, but with this innovation you can. Wherever you're looking at the monitor, the computer can now tell with precision and move the mouse, or whatever concept apple replaces the mouse with, to that point. If it is seemless enough, this could be golden... when you move your mouse on the screen, your eyes are just about always following it, now they can take the mouse out of the equation.
      Regards,
      Steve

    5. Re:Touch screen, not camera! by divbyzero · · Score: 1
      Touchscreens which can distinguish multiple simulataneous touches are highly sought after for building interfaces to music software. Using a conventional touchscreen for music is like telling a pianist he's only allowed to press one key at a time.

      The only product on the market which does this right now is called the Lemur, and its price is out of range for many musicians. Apple's ability to target products at the mass-market bodes very well here.

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    6. Re:Touch screen, not camera! by Saint+Fnordius · · Score: 1

      I can see this happening. A screen like this would have several advantages over the more common touchscreen. For one thing, it would also be more robust, not as liable to wear out as the current system. It could behave more like a Wacom tablet, the sensors inferring pressure and brush angle from a stylus designed for that purpose. It could automatically adjust the screen brightness due to ambient light, or even the screen temperature according to the room lighting (important for print artists!). As the software improves, it could even allow for a virtual keyboard where you could press multiple keys faster than a touchscreen could react.

      I don't see this as becoming a videocamera, except for primitive hacks. The sensors would be fixed, much like the eyes of an insect. There would be no way to focus or adjust for depth, and resolution would be too coarse for scanning. I suppose it could do some video-like functions, such as detecting if somebody is sitting in front of the screen through pattern recognition, but I don't expect it to deliver a good video image.

    7. Re:Touch screen, not camera! by The+Variable+Man · · Score: 1

      Their sensor technology and subsequent patents comes from Fingerworks. I'm typing this on one of their keyboards!

  50. Touch screens by 0xABADC0DA · · Score: 1

    This would be perfect for touch screens since the software would be able to tell where the center was. Even though your finger may be very large, it approaches a specific point as you touch the screen. So you might 'touch' several on-screen buttons, but the mac would know (or at least have a better idea) which one you were trying for. It could also let you move things without actually touching the screen, so dragging wouldn't need constant pressure.

  51. I realised I had seen this awful thing before... by Cally · · Score: 2, Funny

    "It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen, when Skynet achieved consciousness."

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  52. No one else has said it yet by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I guess now, on the Internet they will know you're a dog.

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  53. So In Capitalist America... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Captialist America, the monitor monitors you!

    (Sorry, someone had to say it.)

  54. In the new version of the 1984 commercial... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...the chick would still run up to the screen and throw the sledgehammer only this time it would bounce off of the telescreen leaving only a pristine, perfectly cropped image of a sledgehammer on her desktop. Then she would be executed.

    1. Re:In the new version of the 1984 commercial... by pinkocommie · · Score: 1

      Since I had no idea what you guys were talkin about :P http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-715862862 672743260&q=1984+apple&pl=true

  55. For all of the 1984 FUD generators... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How is this any diffrent from a web cam except that it is embedded in a screen?

    1. Re:For all of the 1984 FUD generators... by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Same difference between a webcam and a teddy bear with a nanny cam in it's eye.

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  56. The Toddler Test by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    As small a thing as it may seem, I think the main problem with video chat is that you can't look into the other person's eyes.

    I think you're right. I got a set of D-Link videophones for us and my parents (they sit on top of the TV) and my 2-year old daughter is always trying to show her grandparents her latest tricks. She sees them on the screen, so she puts herself right where this new kind of display would work, a few feet from the screen. She doesn't get that the camera has a limited field of view and that it's shooting straight over her head to the couch where it's normally aimed.

    I find how 2-year olds expect technology to work is a good indication of how it really ought to work.

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    1. Re:The Toddler Test by Tim+Browse · · Score: 1
      I find how 2-year olds expect technology to work is a good indication of how it really ought to work.

      I think you'll find that a better indicator is that 2-year olds are about the only people who actually expect technology to work.

    2. Re:The Toddler Test by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      I think you'll find that a better indicator is that 2-year olds are about the only people who actually expect technology to work.

      It's a cute point, but I hope you meant that as sophistry. Otherwise we wind up with Windows.

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    3. Re:The Toddler Test by Tim+Browse · · Score: 1
      No, I must have miscommunicated - I just meant that the generally poor state of most technology means that most people expect it won't work or will have problems.

      Unless they're 2, and they don't know any better. :-)

  57. Application... by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

    ...everyone seems to focus (well, in addition to paranoia), on video conferencing, but it seems like, with the right software, this would enable some interesting UI advances, with interfaces that respond to gestures. I wonder how much each of those individual sensors is going to pick up? Presumably its more than one pixel, otherwise (as others have suggested) you've just got a contact scanner. If each is in effect a mini-digital-pinhole camera, it seems like it could have 3D imaging capability, which could be really interesting.

  58. Re:No one else has said it yet - AND I'M NOT REFER by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1
    I guess now, on the Internet they will know you're a dog.

    And I'm not referring to the On-Line Dating sites.

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  59. ScreenDreams by ClockN · · Score: 0

    I am not sure I *want* my screen seeing what I do in front of it.

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  60. FAP... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FAP FAP

    Uh, the monitor does WHAT?!?!?

  61. 3-D? by tgd · · Score: 1

    I'd think the software interpolating the final image would have to correct for the differences in angles from each image sensor to produce a flat 2-D image...

    Which would imply if you shut it off, you'd be taking fairly detailed 3-D images (left/right view 3-D limits the viewer to a single viewing angle, but if you were taking 1600 images from left to right, you'd have a LOT more image data to produce a truer 3-D model)

    Interesting...

  62. Eurasian War Footing by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    I mean, it contains similarities to a fictional device...and you're acting like the only use is in the same sci-fi scenario.

    Let me guess - you have a girlfriend? Let's extrapolate that to the fifty 1984 references littering the commentspace. 'nuff said.

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  63. feedback loops & digital aberrations by haggishunk · · Score: 1

    This is innocently devoid of Big BrotherTM paranoia, but nevertheless...

    Once the normally one-way device called the monitor has a feedback loop installed, think of the optical possibilities. Ever look into a mirror opposite to a another mirror and see way, way, way, way into it/them/whatever? Small imperfections are revealed as shape and color aberrations. Could this Apple monitor give us a new window (pun not indended) into the digital essence behind a computer?

  64. I stared into the Apple... by rblum · · Score: 1

    and it stared right back.

    (Apologies to Nietzsche, but it had to be said)

  65. Oblig... by fbg111 · · Score: 1

    At Soviet Apple, your screen watches you!

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  66. A new twist on classic tales by 1800maxim · · Score: 1

    Monitor, monitor on the wall,

    show me, who has been to this stall?

    P.S. Personally, I will think twice about going to those washrooms that have advertising screens in front of you. Or will I? tan tan tan...

    1. Re:A new twist on classic tales by quantum+bit · · Score: 1

      I told you never to call me on this wall!

      This is an unlisted wall!

  67. The age of magicians by zpok · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'd love to just point and speak to my computer, and where convenient use a tablet or glove or whatever comes most natural.

    Reminds me of Sun's vision of the future. What was that video called? Starlight?

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    1. Re:The age of magicians by rjstanford · · Score: 1

      Yeah, they had both gesture recognition and the idea of scanning by holding images up to the display and then peeling them back, leaving a (reversed for correctness) copy on the screen that could then be moved around, emailed, etc. Who knows, maybe its not such a bad idea after all.

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  68. online facials by pintomp3 · · Score: 3, Funny

    this is going to combine online sex with more realist facials... i'm guessing these things will have no secondhand market.

  69. Re:Apple has been a leader in addressing this prob by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't it be cheaper/easier to put 4 (or more) small cameras in each corner of the monitor and use them to extrapolate a view from the center of the screen?

    You could even include an app that lets you offset the 'center' for situations where the monitor isn't directly facing the user.

    (Is the monitor cable two way?)

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  70. No. Autofocus, decent appearance, large CCD. by SuperBanana · · Score: 4, Informative
    The iSight video camera was distinctive back when it was introduced for two reasons (versus most other web cams commonly used at that time). First, it connected via FireWire. Second, it came with mounting brackets (included, for free in the iSight box) to attach the camera securely to the top center of Apple's LCD monitors and laptop screens. The result of this second "innovation"? iSight video confernces looked significantly more natural and more natural than web conferences hosted using Logitech and other web cams that (typically) sat to the bottom right or left of the computer monitor (or awkwardly on top) and, hence, gave participants really skewed views of each others' faces.

    Number one, iSight cameras aren't even remotely as popular as all the PC USB-based webcams; they're EVERYWHERE, and ISPs for years have been giving them away as freebies. Number two, the iSight wasn't distinctive because of its interface; webcams have been available for years with USB2. I strongly suspect it was firewire because most people NEED their USB ports for keyboards and mice, but don't really use their firewire port except for occasional camcorder use, if at all.

    The iSight was distinctive because:

    • Physical appearance A bit of cheap cast aluminum looked a hell of a lot better than a few cents of plastic.
    • Autofocus
    • A relatively large CCD size for lower noise (a larger CCD also makes optics easier/less critical)
    • built-in microphone specifically designed for the purpose
    • A somewhat decent lens
    • Privacy shutter

    The mounting devices just make it slightly more convenient to attach the camera, particularly if you had an Apple LCD. It's a problem solved with a little bit of tape, by the way.

    Another "by the way"- the iSight cameras in the Macbook and iMac absolutely SUCK. They're basically cellphone cameras; microscopic lens and CCD, no autofocus. No privacy shutter. The picture is very noisy and low resolution, the colors are funky...

  71. Core Duo by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1
    Each sensor captures its own small image, but software stitches these together to create a single, larger picture.

    And that explains the need for a Core Duo[tm] processor at minimum. One core to write to the screen, and the other to read from the screen and assemble the image. Putting thousands of pieces together properly will not be a minor task.

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  72. When does a camscreen become mandatory? by Catbeller · · Score: 5, Interesting

    When does a camscreen become mandatory?

    I'm not kidding here. After all, if I'd told you ten years ago that by 2005, all cell phones would have a mandatory GPS tracker broadcasting your location to the phone company as you move about, with a nominal abilty to be switched off (ha), would you have believed me?

    I see no outrage over Homeland Security, your phone company, Scientology, and any random corporation with a legal staff being capable of tracking your movements for the rest of your lives. Where is the outrage?

    I see no problem with camscreens becoming mandatory in the next 15 years. Even the techiest of the techies have no problem with the tracking devices in their phones, cameras on the streets, and eventually mandatory trackers in our cars, so letting Mr. X watch you as you all watch your computer screens is not a biggie. I can see an infinite number of excuses to make it required by law. Hell, even the emergency health care bit that they used for the cell phones could be re-rigged for this one.

    And the generation of kids coming up through school have been seen drug tests, dog searches, RFID trackers, and lie detectors. They've been told they have no rights as minors, and I doubt they'll be any more rebellious as adults. They're also convinced they are surrounded by enemies wanting the kill them in their schoolbuses and office buildings, so the fear excuse is a big Go.

    Such a neat device, a camscreen. Here's what I'd like: separate power circuits for the screen and the camera element array. So I *know* that the thing cannot operate without my permission. But I wanted that for my cell phone's tracking device, and so far the phone salesmen look at me like I'm bin Laden or a specially-abled adult who left his house without his nurse. (big thought: look overseas for a phone capable of giving me the option of being untracked, import the damned thing. Maybe I am a little slow).

    1. Re:When does a camscreen become mandatory? by Tim+Browse · · Score: 1
      After all, if I'd told you ten years ago that by 2005, all cell phones would have a mandatory GPS tracker broadcasting your location to the phone company as you move about, with a nominal abilty to be switched off (ha), would you have believed me?

      No.

      But then, they don't...do they?

    2. Re:When does a camscreen become mandatory? by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      But then, they don't...do they?

      Actually, in fact, many models do. All models sold in the United States and Great Britain have this "feature". I just wish motorola had exposed it to the bluetooth interface, saving me from carrying around a 2nd box for mapping.

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    3. Re:When does a camscreen become mandatory? by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      After all, if I'd told you ten years ago that by 2005, all cell phones would have a mandatory GPS tracker broadcasting your location to the phone company as you move about, with a nominal abilty to be switched off (ha), would you have believed me?

      No, I wouldn't have believed you, and I still don't. Know why? Because it's not true. At least, not here in the US. Also, at least in some GPS phones, the GPS cannot be switched off, period.

      At least two cellphone providers in the US balked long enough, getting extensions to their deadline for providing E911 service, that they managed to implement alternate technology for locating customers based on triangulation, and are not having to make GPS mandatory. It doesn't mean it will be any harder for them to find you, though, it just makes complaining about GPS phones really, really silly, because they can find you without the GPS crap any time your phone is turned on and talking to cell sites, except in the middle of bumfuck where your phone is not guaranteed to work anyway.

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    4. Re:When does a camscreen become mandatory? by mrchaotica · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I'm not kidding here. After all, if I'd told you ten years ago that by 2005, all cell phones would have a mandatory GPS tracker broadcasting your location to the phone company as you move about, with a nominal abilty to be switched off (ha), would you have believed me?
      Don't you realize that every cellphone since the beginning of time has had a tracking ability? It has to, by design -- otherwise, the system won't know which tower to route the call to. The only difference with the new ones is that triangulation via GPS is more accurate than triangulation via cellphone towers.
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    5. Re:When does a camscreen become mandatory? by porcupine8 · · Score: 1

      Did you copy and paste this rant directly from your response to a story introducing the first webcam?

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    6. Re:When does a camscreen become mandatory? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I see no outrage over Homeland Security, your phone company, Scientology, and any random corporation with a legal staff being capable of tracking your movements for the rest of your lives.


      Scientology? Lord Xenu will not be pleased
    7. Re:When does a camscreen become mandatory? by Tim+Browse · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Intriguing.

      So you're saying that if I took this phone to some part of deepest Africa or Wyoming where there are no cellphone masts in the vicinity, and I turned it on, then although I wouldn't get a phone signal, the phone would still know exactly where I was in the world (subject to usual GPS accuracy limits)?

      Or are you talking about cell triangulation systems?

    8. Re:When does a camscreen become mandatory? by volsung · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You know, I was really disappointed when I found out my phone had this tracking capability, but there was no way to actually display my coordinates on the phone. Then at least I would get something out of this even if I'm not having an emergency.

    9. Re:When does a camscreen become mandatory? by Catbeller · · Score: 1

      Actually, there was a bit of a problem with webcams being activated by hackery a few years back. Solution: put a paper cup over the thing, or turn it to face the wall, if you're not into uncabling it when it's not in use. You really don't know if it is transmitting, if the power is on and the cable hooked up. Since you mention it as though it were maaad to think about a webcam as remotely controlled, I refer you to the olden days of a few years back when the odd remote-activate webcam hacks were popular.

      Now. If the screen is a camera, activated by *software*, there is obviously a HUGE problem with remove activation. And after the last forty years of watching the frogs boiling happily in their pots, I see no reason why people won't eventually be convinced that camscreens should be mandated for, I dunno, catching pedos. There is nothing so rare or so stupid that the current majority of the U.S. won't swallow as an excuse for more monitoring. And after much thought, I've concluded that the diff between oldsters like me and the yunguns who pooh pooh privacy rights is that I *had* privacy rights as a kid, and the yunguns were raised in schools that I would consider prisons. I shudder to think of what my kid would become, raised in the mini-police states that schools are. Glad I don't have one.

      I'm sure the next generation will happily rat out their parents for terrorist sympathies. Might have to move to Norway, Canada now undergoing bushification under the new regime. BID.

      Here's a bit more ranting for you, happy-with-the-world one: cellphone microphones can be activated without your permission as well. Why not? And if you care, what do you have to hide, terrorist-coddler?

    10. Re:When does a camscreen become mandatory? by Catbeller · · Score: 1

      Yes, they do. And it scares me that people don't know this. ALL cell phones models sold in the U.S. post 2004 have GPS as a mandatory feature. And yes, they can track you, if for some reason someone wants such at thing done, by making your phone transmit your current location at whatever interval they desire.

      It was mandated in 2001 and justified for use in 911 calls for assistance. It doesn't take a think tank to noodle out that the spooks and Homeland Security (I always want to snap off a heil at the sound of that name. "Homeland"? Who calls the U.S. the "homeland"?) wanted the feature to track, well, anyone at anytime they'd like.

      You can disable the feature in a menu. Except, of course, for the override code they can transmit with or without notifying your phone. Trivial to turn it on in stealth mode. I can't believe such a code doesn't exist. Please. THIS bunch not demand that such a feature be enabled? Even if somehow it doesn't exist in current models, the U.S. will quietly boil the frog some more in a year or two and mandate the override code. If it can be done, they will do it. It's a gift from god to cops, spooks, cults, corporations, and overexcitable parents (like Leo Laporte. Aw Leo, you actually subscribe to a tracking service using the GPS on your kids' phone?).

    11. Re:When does a camscreen become mandatory? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the middle of nowhere yes GPS is more accurate, but in the middle of a city where you might pick up a dozen towers, the non-military GPS is much worse than triangulation.

    12. Re:When does a camscreen become mandatory? by ScaryMonkey · · Score: 1

      First of all, if the point is madatory surveillance of everyone, why would they even use a monitor (you can see where it is and avoid its gaze) when there are tiny fiber optic cameras that can do the same thing better and be undetected? Second, why exactly would someone be interested in watching you while you work at your computer? I can't speak for everyone, but I don't do anything particularly interesting at my desk, I'm just staring at the screen. I'd be a lot more worried about "them" seeing what's *on* my monitor, rather than a feed of me looking at it.

    13. Re:When does a camscreen become mandatory? by Catbeller · · Score: 1

      Nope, not triangulation. All new cell phones in the U.S. produced 2005 and beyond are reading real GPS satellite signals, noting your location, and transmitting it to the cell phone company. A 2001 federal law mandates the GPS. You cannot opt out. You can shut off the feature via the menu, but I somehow doubt that it stays off if someone wants it turned back on, esp. without your consent.

      As a matter of fact, US Cellular customers without GPS enabled phones received a nasty letter from the company demanding that we buy a GPS phone immediately (free with new 2 year contract) or risk being charged a monthly penalty, which they would later determine. After a LOT of customers screamed, including me, the company sent an apology letter stating the phones would be free, and no contract would be necessary. I still haven't purchased a GPS phone, and probably never will. I detest, loathe, being tracked.

      I had no idea that some people didn't know about all this. Learn something new every day. Glad to raise some awareness.

    14. Re:When does a camscreen become mandatory? by daveschroeder · · Score: 1

      "Non-military" GPS? I assume you're talking about Selective Availability (SA), which has been turned off tentatively for about 16 years, and was permanently turned off in 2000.

      With SA disabled, non-military users enjoy essentially the same accuracy as military users. With systems like Differential GPS and WAAS, civilian users can get accuracy of 1-3m in 3 dimensions, just as the military can.

    15. Re:When does a camscreen become mandatory? by Mr2001 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't know about GSM phones, but CDMA phones in the US receive actual GPS signals (the tech is called gpsOne). However, as I understand it, the phone doesn't have the time or CPU power to calculate its own location from those signals, so it just passes them through to the tower (when GPS is enabled), which uses them along with other information to locate you.

      It doesn't work when you're off the cellular network, but the whole point of gpsOne is to provide your location for cellular services like emergency calls.

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    16. Re:When does a camscreen become mandatory? by Catbeller · · Score: 1

      Okay, fair enuf. Two companies have extentions. But they will have to comply sometime. (Who are they, BTW?)

      And, even though they may not comply by reading your GPS information, the *phones* made after 2004 must have the feature, enabled at the company or no.

      And yep triangulation is sometimes possible with multiple tower reads and such, I can see that. They could always at least know which tower you are currently using. But the accuracy is so-so, within hundreds of feet or yards. Not exactly the he-was-standing-right-here-at-the-time-Mr.-Homelan d-Security-Official accuracy, or more evil, the ability to produce a real time map of your movements while the phone is switched on for the rest of your bloody life.

      I can discuss the situation, but I cannot transmit a sense of outrage to people who just can't feel it because of their acclimation to a growing police state mentality. People do like police states: the right kind of unpopular opinions and people get swept away, and that is always happy-making for most.

      I like the freedom to go places without being logged. It's just a preference. I don't like police states. They breed fools and monsters whilst their streets are clean of criminals and badthinkers. All they have to do is redefine the concept of "criminal", and the mind boggles.

    17. Re:When does a camscreen become mandatory? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      If you had bought it in the US recently it would have had E911 support: http://www.fcc.gov/911/enhanced/ .

      Some phones implement E911 based on tower-triangulation, some on GPS, and some on handicapped hybridization of the two. So short answer: it's possible that you could go to no-signal land with some phones and still be able to get a GPS reading.

      If you want to be really paranoid, you could worry about your phone keeping a timestamped index of your travels in-no cellphone signal land. tab in onboard flash, or the position when you turned your phone off and back on again), and transmitting it to a central database when it got signal again. Alternatively, you could send the location heartbeat back to the central server intermittently.

      Short solution is turn off your phone, or if paranoid remove battery. Or if really really paranoid, carry it arround in lead bag, without battery.

    18. Re:When does a camscreen become mandatory? by Tim+Browse · · Score: 1
      All new cell phones in the U.S. produced 2005 and beyond are reading real GPS satellite signals, noting your location, and transmitting it to the cell phone company. A 2001 federal law mandates the GPS. You cannot opt out.

      Linky..?

      This seems to contradict your statement, is all (assuming it's the same law/regulation under discussion).

    19. Re:When does a camscreen become mandatory? by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      So you're saying that if I took this phone [nokia.co.uk] to some part of deepest Africa or Wyoming where there are no cellphone masts in the vicinity, and I turned it on, then although I wouldn't get a phone signal, the phone would still know exactly where I was in the world (subject to usual GPS accuracy limits)?

      And also subject to limits on the range of the radio and other firmware limits that may keep you from accessing the data. The phone would know; but you may have no way to access that data. Except for one rather famous mistake British Telecom made with their firmware (which offered a tracking service- if you could get to any phone for a few minutes and send a properly formated text message without the owner knowing, you'd then be able to track that phone on your account for 5GBP a month), I'm not aware of any way for the general consumer to access the data in any way other than calling 911 (IF the local service antenna supports CE911 anyway). In the forest- with no cell tower to read the data off the subchannel- well the GPS chip would know where you were, but NOTHING else would, likely not even the phone's operating system.

      I do know of one company in The Netherlands which has capitalized on this- and offers restaurant reviews and a "take me home I'm drunk" button on their mobile website based on the technology.

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    20. Re:When does a camscreen become mandatory? by Total_Wimp · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Don't you realize that every cellphone since the beginning of time has had a tracking ability? It has to, by design...

      You are missing the point.

      Currently, your neighbor can watch your house 24/7/365 and keep logs of when you leave and when you go. Then they can turn those logs over to the police upon request. The thing is, nobody does this. Your neighbor might have a vague idea of when you leave and show up, particularly if their daily routine puts them in a position to notice, but only the most demented of us would keep a real log.

      Now picture the government mandating such a log. They mandate all people on your block to check out and in as they leave and log it all up to the minute in case the government should need it in order to "help you" in an "emergency."

      The first case is like your post. The technology to track has always existed, but nobody actually used it. The second case is what actually happened. The government decided to mandate both the logging and easy up-to-the-minute access to the tracking that has always been there.

      It's not the existance of techology that's the problem. It's the way our govenment chooses to use it.

      TW

    21. Re:When does a camscreen become mandatory? by jasonditz · · Score: 1

      Well I guess it depends where the monitor is... between computer monitors and TV screens I doubt there's much of my house that's totally free from the gaze of such a screen, depending of course on how wide the range of the monitor's view is.

      Not that it'd need total coverage... Winston's apartment in 1984 actually had portions that were outside of the view of the monitors, but spending prolonged periods in those nooks and crannies itself is probably a suspicious thing to do.

    22. Re:When does a camscreen become mandatory? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All you need to do is salvage the screen from an old microwave and use it to build a Faraday Cage for your phone.

      Oh - and only place outbound calls.

    23. Re:When does a camscreen become mandatory? by GrahamCox · · Score: 1

      triangulation via cellphone towers

      Cellphones don't triangulate the towers or vice versa. They simply monitor the signal strength, and pick whichever is strongest once the current signal level deteriorates below a certain threshold. This means that in densely covered areas, your phone may not even be using the nearest tower, as long as the one it is using is giving good enough reception. The system avoids switching cells if it doesn't need to.

    24. Re:When does a camscreen become mandatory? by mrjb · · Score: 1

      Hang dust cover over screen after use. Problem solved.

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    25. Re:When does a camscreen become mandatory? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Behind Winston's back the voice from the telescreen was still babbling away about pig-iron and the overfulfilment of the Ninth Three-Year Plan. The telescreen received and transmitted simultaneously. Any sound that Winston made, above the level of a very low whisper, would be picked up by it, moreover, so long as he remained within the field of vision which the metal plaque commanded, he could be seen as well as heard. There was of course no way of knowing whether you were being watched at any given moment. How often, or on what system, the Thought Police plugged in on any individual wire was guesswork. It was even conceivable that they watched everybody all the time. But at any rate they could plug in your wire whenever they wanted to. You had to live -- did live, from habit that became instinct -- in the assumption that every sound you made was overheard, and, except in darkness, every movement scrutinized.

    26. Re:When does a camscreen become mandatory? by Dr.+GeneMachine · · Score: 1

      Just to add some paranoia - let`s say it is sold with the separate power circuits you are requesting, so you got two switches, two cables, etc. How do you find out if one isn`t really a fake? Open the case, see the cables vanish in some monolithic integrated block of electronic whatever that you cannot even open without breaking it?

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    27. Re:When does a camscreen become mandatory? by feronti · · Score: 1

      Funny. I just checked the phone I just bought this weekend, and hadn't thought of turning off the the GPS tracking yet, and it turns out it's set to only turn on when I dial 911. By default. Now, certainly you don't have a problem with emergency services being able to find you when you call, do you? Unless you're calling 911 to report a crime you just committed yourself, that is.

      Take off the tin foil, my friend. I think the sun has fried your brain.

    28. Re:When does a camscreen become mandatory? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ummmm... unplug the camera cable and see if it still works?

    29. Re:When does a camscreen become mandatory? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      They could always at least know which tower you are currently using. But the accuracy is so-so, within hundreds of feet or yards. Not exactly the he-was-standing-right-here-at-the-time-Mr.-Homelan d-Security-Official accuracy, or more evil, the ability to produce a real time map of your movements while the phone is switched on for the rest of your bloody life.

      Except it is! These systems can now get down to positional accuracy of single-digit yards, which is as good as GPS with a tiny antenna, and better in some cases.

      T-Mobile is one of the providers not using GPS. Not sure who else is doing it.

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  73. Re:Apple has been a leader in addressing this prob by am+2k · · Score: 3, Informative
    Side note: the reason why the iSight demos in Apple keynote addresses look so darn good is that the participants are looking at the iSight camera, and not at the actual screen when they're doing the demo. It's a very subtle shift, but it still matters.

    I know somebody with a MacBook Pro, and when I video chat with her, it looks like she's looking into the camera, when she's actually not. That's probably caused by the camera being so close to the screen. I have a 24" TFT with an iSight on top of it, and the illusion isn't there.

  74. 1984... big steve jobs is watching you... by AlgorithMan · · Score: 1

    doesn't that remind you to george orwells "1984"? the televisors?
    big steve jobs is watching you, eh?
    it had to be saied...

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  75. Didn't the Tvs in 1984 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    do this? Wow that book just keeps getting more and more true as time goes on.

  76. Re:Apple has been a leader in addressing this prob by pintomp3 · · Score: 1

    i remember the old sony picturebooks had a swivel camera on top of the screen.

  77. Predator by Cap'n+Howdy · · Score: 1

    Put this on a flexible OLED display and you're once step away from thermoptic camouflage.

    1. Re:Predator by tweek · · Score: 1

      As long as I get to see it demo'd on a real life Major Kusanagi, let them make the camo!

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  78. highly effective? by rhesuspieces00 · · Score: 1

    Ha! i think maybe you mean highly affective. which, for better or worse, works against effectiveness.

  79. What's with all the big brother jokes? by posterlogo · · Score: 2, Interesting
    It's not like having an imbedded eyesight camera in powerbooks or iMacs is that different. There's still a camera pointed at you. I remember back when those old Sony compact laptops had the camera included too. Honestly. What's with all the clandestine spying/big brother hype? How bout we stick to the technology.

    With that in mind, I'd be interested in knowing how such a microsensor would work without a focusing element...

    1. Re:What's with all the big brother jokes? by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      What's with all the clandestine spying/big brother hype?

      Some of us remember a very artsy Superbowl commercial in 1984, featuring a shapely young hammerthrower smashing an Orwellian telescreen with a Macintosh. It's just very ironic that the first company to come out with an Orwellian telescreen just 22 years later, happens to be Apple.

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  80. Re: 1984 commercial...revised...again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Remember when Apple released a new version of the "1984" commercial, but they roto'd in an iPod onto the female hammer-thrower?

    New version coming soon with an edited last line:

    "You'll see why 2007 will be just like '1984.' "

  81. Reminds me of the support story by blueZ3 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Where the guy tells IT he can't fax a document and it turns out he's been holding it up to the screen. Now it will work!

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  82. Re:No. Autofocus, decent appearance, large CCD. by rthille · · Score: 1

    Another "by the way"- the iSight cameras in the Macbook and iMac absolutely SUCK. [...deleted...] the colors are funky...

    They Sure Are!

    Actually, I think the iSight in my iMac G5 (final) isn't bad. I don't use it much, but it's serviceable. The main problem is it isn't aimable.

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  83. Re:No. Autofocus, decent appearance, large CCD. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    Actually the firewire was a big deal. This is because USB sucks complete donkey ass. Hmm, that's redundant if you read it a certain way... But anyway, USB is craptacular and if you need decent bandwidth then USB1 is not an option. USB2 at the time was damn near as expensive (to apple anyway) as firewire and meanwhile, USB sucks up your CPU even though it supposedly uses DMA just like everyone else. 1394 doesn't have this problem.

    It's also not the first monitor that mounted that way. Hell, I've got a stinkpad from 2002 and formerly had a stinkpad power series 850 (RS/6k laptop) and both of them have special connectors for webcams at the top edge of the LCD. On the PS850 I think it was actually a component video input, or maybe just composite, but that machine actually had video input. I can't be sure what it is on my A21p, because it has a super shitload of pins. Personally I'd have put USB up there and let it go at that, but who knows what IBM will do.

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  84. Microsoft scanning by grudgelord · · Score: 1

    Somehow I missed the Microsoft scanning story. What this on slashdot or elsewhere?

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    1. Re:Microsoft scanning by grudgelord · · Score: 1

      Thanks.

      This looks related to the nag screen story here on slashdot.

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  85. Red eye age checker in articla.. by Risto · · Score: 1

    did anyone read the article?!?!

    if anyone did, I am suprised there aren't any rants about the red-eye based age detector that is covered in it. it's a pretty cool idea. although i don't see it ever used for anything really :D

    1. Re:Red eye age checker in articla.. by kahrytan · · Score: 1


      I saw this too. Could mean more trouble for criminals and cities using facial recognition software.

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  86. Just a matter of time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Before Microsft makes something similiar and takes credit for it, and then proceeds to patent it.

  87. 3D Images by x2A · · Score: 1

    with slight modification to how the final image is extrapolated from all the mini-cameras spread across the screen, it could be a good way of building a 3D image of something close enough to the screen.

    I can just see it now though, the cam just keeps returning the image that's on the screen. After a month of checking for crossed wires, they realise they put the cameras in the wrong way!!!

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  88. Invisibility/Camouflage by milamber3 · · Score: 1

    Now just combine this technology with a very flexible lightweight display technology and you can get very close to and invisibility suit or atleast really great camouflage.

  89. Re:ummm by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 1

    Yes Mr Jackson, unfortunately it will.

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  90. Re:No. Autofocus, decent appearance, large CCD. by tweek · · Score: 1
    can't be sure what it is on my A21p, because it has a super shitload of pins.


    It's probably the svideo connection (if it's yellow). I had a manager the other day trying to plug a fucking PS2 mouse into his t42. He came and asked me if there was a new PS/2 port on the thinkpads now.

    It took everything I had not to slap him and tell him to get out of the tech industry. At least he's not my manager.
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  91. Predator like invisibility? by LWATCDR · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Make make a cube of these and have the senors in one screen fed the opposite screen. If they could get it to work with epaper then all the better.
    Yes I know it wouldn't be perfect but it could be very cool.

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  92. Demo available online by Dhar · · Score: 1

    There's a demo available.

    -g.

  93. Enough w/ the creepy stalker stuff, and "on" LEDs by maggard · · Score: 5, Interesting
    First for all of those posting "Heeeey, way to spy on chicks!": You're why many women dislike /. You're not funny; you're sad, creepy, and need to get a life.

    I'll also point out a relative of mine had this happen to her. She's a pretty, vivacious, young woman, married, was then working in a public relations firm. The IT fellow was always a little too attentive for her comfort, to the degree she actively avoided calling him for issues.

    Eventually she needed her speakers for a project, but rather then call in creepy IT guy she asked office clever guy to take a look, it was probably just a loose wire or something. That was indeed the issue, however he also discovered an additional cable, running to a camera, mounted under her desk staring into her crotch, feeding into a nearby cabinet with a VCR.

    Much hullaballoo ensued, everyone in the building heard of it within a few minutes, much to the ire of the police. There were fingerprints, and all of the fellas in the office but for creepy IT guy offered theirs for comparison. none of the supplied prints matched, IT guy quit, relative had her desk replaced with a table.

    That's who you sound like when you post stuff like that.

    The good news is Steve Jobs has been here before. I remember NeXT bringing around one of their boxes to demo at my local http://www.acm.org/">ACM chapter. It came with a nifty built-in microphone, to which someone immediately noted "great for spying!" The NeXT rep gave a smile and pointed to the red LED next to the microphone, hardwired to light up whenever the microphone was active.

    This practice continues to this day at Apple, putting in hardwired signal LEDs to indicate when a camera is active. My expectation is that this will continue. Indeed I wouldn't be surprised if Apple were to even include a camera-active screen mode to brighten it for a better picture when the camera is active, possibly swapping in a white background.

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  94. Science fiction now easier to swallow. by grudgelord · · Score: 1

    Finally, I will no longer have to work so hard to suspend disbelief when a captian on Star Trek talks to the big screen as if the guy on the other side can see him. Whew! Thanks Apple!

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  95. you heard it here first by Aurisor · · Score: 1

    20$ says this is for the video ipod.

  96. Re:No. Autofocus, decent appearance, large CCD. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    Well, the laptop does have an s-video output on the back, but I'm talking about this special port on the top of the LCD panel, like if you have the laptop open, and the screen is perpendicular to the table, then you will see this thing if you look down at the edge of the panel. It's got eight pins, then a space, then five more pins. S-Video has five pins, if you count ground, so that could be the five on the right, and the eight on the left could be component video, with each signal having a separate ground. But that wouldn't leave anything for power, so I rate it as unlikely.

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  97. Re:Apple has been a leader in addressing this prob by SpiceWare · · Score: 1

    (Side note: the reason why the iSight demos in Apple keynote addresses look so darn good is that the participants are looking at the iSight camera, and not at the actual screen when they're doing the demo. It's a very subtle shift, but it still matters. Kind of a clever, sneaky way to make the product look even better than it actually does.)

    Could be they're using a SightFlex to position the camera better.

  98. This has lots of applications by dmoen · · Score: 3, Interesting
    The patent application mentions a number of applications: (1) video conferencing, (2) using the screen to replace the camera in multi-function portable devices like PDAs and mobile phones, (3) medical probes that must capture an image and supply their own illumination.

    Slashdot user Isaac mentions the idea of using this for a touch sensitive display. I couldn't find this mentioned in the patent application, so the race is on to file a follow-on patent!

    But you wouldn't actually have to touch the screen. Years ago, MIT built a user interface called "put that there" that did gaze tracking and voice recognition, so that the "mouse pointer" was pointing at whatever object you happened to be looking at on the display. No need to touch a mouse, you just use your gaze. That might be possible with this technology. It could also be used to interpret hand gestures and facial expressions, and use them as input.

    I personally think it would be cool to build a software-programmable mirror. Think of a bathroom mirror with zoom functionality, image enhancement functions, etc. The extra functions are activated by hand gestures, and face recognition is used to determine the centre of zoom (because in a bathroom, you normally want to zoom in on your face).

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    1. Re:This has lots of applications by Godji · · Score: 1

      because in a bathroom, you normally want to zoom in on your face
      Ah, you're assuming too much here ;)

      But anyway, I see another use for this:
      1. Get girl X over your place for a movie.
      2. Have sex with girl X after the movie.
      3. "Forget" to turn off the "TV"...
      4. Enjoy a quality home production! :D

    2. Re:This has lots of applications by rjstanford · · Score: 1

      Think of a bathroom mirror with zoom functionality, image enhancement functions...

      Great... so now we'll get spam about new mirrors designed to make us look like we don't need Viagra? Ah, the joys of the 21st century.

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  99. Let me guess by Godji · · Score: 1

    Will it be called iTelescreen, ship with drivers version 1.9.84 and a manual titled "The Principles of Ingsoc"? Will play content that's not region-coded to Oceania?

    But most importantly, will it run Linux? It would be doubleplusungood if it does not!!!

  100. Wonderful by IHSW · · Score: 1

    If it's anything like this, it'll be simply revolutionary.

    1. Re:Wonderful by pecosdave · · Score: 1

      Uhm, why am I having flashbacks to watching Earth Final Conflict?

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  101. Computer interactivity? by meburke · · Score: 1

    Big brother comments aside, I would welcome a computer that could read my facial expressions, track my eyes, and interact more on a non-verbal, non-keyboard level. This could be a big boon to education. I'd love to have something like this to accelerate student learning: The computer uses software analogous to programmed instruction married to Lozanov's suggestopedia, and when the monitor neural net detects the optimal moment of attention/relaxation, it presents the material to be learned....

    Whoops, that DOES sound like brain-washing, but it's more effective than the current school system....http://www.johntaylorgatto.com./

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  102. neat, but.. by metroplex · · Score: 1

    wouldn't the light coming from pixels placed near to the sensors interfere with the reception of the light coming from the subject?

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  103. Sounds great for portables ... by LookoutforChris · · Score: 1
    So each image sensor captures a pixel worth of light?

    Then if they're talking a 1:1 ratio between image sensors & pixels then that would give a 20" screen 1.76MP, a 23" screen 2.3MP, and a 30" screen 4.1MP. That's a huge improvement over iSight which is .3MP. I don't think anyone except people on a dedicated LAN could really teleconfrence at those resolutions though, so I don't really see much benefit. Maybe there are enough vain Mac users' that would buy the screen just to take pictures of themselves.

    I love the idea for PDAs/mobilephones. I haven't seen a camera phone or PDA that wasn't a horrible monstrosity. Though you'd need a much better sensor ratio than 1:1 in a PDA screen to get a good picture.

    Unless you want to just take pictures of yourself, the design would have to look like a window, with one side of the screen capturing light and the other side acting as a view finder. Sounds sexy eh ... we can only hope Apple will release an iPhone or iPDA that does something like this.

  104. Neat trick by krunoce · · Score: 1
    If the sensors were backwards, then you can probably pull of a transparency trick. Then you could have a glass-like monitor.

    Totally useless idea, but neat nonetheless.

    1. Re:Neat trick by slothman32 · · Score: 1

      Was it Airplain 2 that did that?
      Useless there too.
      But fun.

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  105. Re:Enough w/ the creepy stalker stuff, and "on" LE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Enough with the story, share the video already!

  106. Sex Crime, 1984 by gijoel · · Score: 0

    So me mastabating in front of the computer would now be considered a sex crime?

    1. Re:Sex Crime, 1984 by Gentlewhisper · · Score: 1

      >>> So me mastabating in front of the computer would now be considered a sex crime?

      No. Sexcrime

    2. Re:Sex Crime, 1984 by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      And if you're really ugly, it would also be a Facecrime.

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  107. Am I reading this wrong? by 9Nails · · Score: 1

    Many of you think this is a Camera feature. But I read this as a screen cap feature. The tiny sensor's could detect a pixel on-screen and save those pixels to a single large image. Some (Blu-RAY / HD DVD) devices or applications may not allow direct capture of their images or at least are harder than others to capture. I think this might be useful in saving those moments while bypassing the use restrictions.

  108. the Next Big Thing by garote · · Score: 1
    In case you folks can't remember, Apple also filed patents years ago for a device whose entire surface can change color based on user input. You combine this with that and an ambient light sensor, and you get a device that can appear to turn transparent on a tabletop.

    The Next Big Thing: music players and cellphones that get lost instantly.

  109. Re:No. Autofocus, decent appearance, large CCD. by tweek · · Score: 1

    Found it:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IBM_UltraPort

    Looks like it was for a variety of peripherals.

    Had to download the A21 User's Guide but when I saw reference to an UltraPort for webcams, I googled that and hit the Wikipedia entry.

    ThinkWiki has an entry with pics:

    http://thinkwiki.org/wiki/UltraPort

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  110. Re:No. Autofocus, decent appearance, large CCD. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    Very nice. I was wondering where that second USB port was located, and I figured it was up there, but I wasn't exactly sure. I know that it wasn't USB on the RS/6k, because it didn't have any USB :)

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  111. One step closer... by Jason+Smith · · Score: 1

    ...to Knowledge Navigator, where the screen was also a scanner. Interesting.

  112. If you stare into the Apple long enough... by monopole · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ...the Apple stares back at you

  113. That was YOUR relative? Damn, sorry. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would have done an upskirt on someone else if I had known.

  114. Re:No. Autofocus, decent appearance, large CCD. by eclectic4 · · Score: 1

    "Another "by the way"- the iSight cameras in the Macbook and iMac absolutely SUCK. They're basically cellphone cameras; microscopic lens and CCD, no autofocus. No privacy shutter. The picture is very noisy and low resolution, the colors are funky..."

    You just described 95% of the Web Cams in the home, only these are built into the top case of a laptop. The cam built into my MacBook pro is far better than my friend's laptop model in image/frame rate. Everything's relative I suppose.

    Of the few other laptops with built in Web cams, the MacBook pro solution is elegant (duh) and use it all the time when on trips to talk to my wife via AIM (she uses a Sony DV cam plugged in via FireWire on her MDD dual 1.42 and I use my built in iSight with no set-up whatsoever via iChat). And to add, I have never seen a cell phone camera look as good as my MacBook Pro iSight camera. Not even close. Use PhotoBooth (not iChat which carries bandwidth limits I believe for res).

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  115. I knew it... by Marthirial · · Score: 0

    I knew Apple was into aesthetics, but this plan for a mirror is just too much.

  116. Re:No. Autofocus, decent appearance, large CCD. by tweek · · Score: 1

    Hell the new pSeries' have USB and it's still shite. No support for USB mass storage which is what I freaking need. I don't think it even supports USB cdrom (not that I need it).

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  117. This technology presents interesting ideas... by alchemist68 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Assuming Apple gains significant market share in corporate America (and the world), the following scenarios are possible:

    1. Your boss can actually watch you pick your nose and possibly see what you do with the booger. Options include wiping it on something, flicking it somewhere in your office/cubicle, eating it.

    2. Your boss can view your facial expression to determine if you enjoy your job, enjoy your current task, day dreaming, sleeping on the job, or in general wasting time.

    3. Your boss can see what you're eating/drinking while at work.

    4. Your boss can see your facial expressions and behavior while looking at members of the same/opposite gender.

    5. Your boss can see with whom you socialize and network while in front of your computer.

    6. With regard to unauthorized employee monitoring, this technology could possibly be defeated with a semi-transparent mirror.

    Fellow Slashdotters, please reply with ideas that I've missed/omitted!

    1. Re:This technology presents interesting ideas... by dotdevin · · Score: 1

      By the time your boss paid for all these new displays he would be out of business so don't worry too much. -D

  118. Re:Enough w/ the creepy stalker stuff, and "on" LE by mkiwi · · Score: 1
    I have to confess, I used to think like that too. However, after I mentioned the words "Girls Gone Wild" to a small group of females, and getting a lividly silent response, I decided to re-evaluate my tune. (I do not own girls gone wild- that is too much $$ for soft-core porno ;)

    Fortunately, time passes and people forget these things- except me. It was a lesson well learned to treat women not as objects but as intelligent people.

  119. The most obvious application to me ... by sirrobert · · Score: 1

    The most obvious application of this to me is the video-phone. Interestingly, this could be the culmination of a pretty long technological road for this concept. According to my mother, her father (long dead now) was an inventor/tinkerer who especially liked photographic technologies. Once, he took her on a "field trip" in the 1950s to AT&T's laboratory in Houston (where they lived). There, she saw an early attempt at the video phone that is more closely related to the web-cam two-way set ups of today than the Star Trek-style video communication of sci-fi. I can easily imagine a future version that is coupled with a dedicated processor intended to hang freely on a wall to be used as a telephone (with, say, video display options, or whatever).

    I would very much like to see this kind of technology perfected (so to speak). I'm interested in how this will relate to phone-tapping laws, etc. Also, I wonder if a "passive" reception would be integrated at some point into this kind of display, and what that might mean for surveillance.

    (In case you missed the link above, check out the video phone write-up at http://www.att.com/attlabs/reputation/timeline/70p icture.html.)

  120. Oh great by proverbialcow · · Score: 4, Funny

    First I get in trouble for looking at pr0n at work. Now I'm going to get in trouble for masturbating, too?

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    1. Re:Oh great by Ziviyr · · Score: 1

      Ummm, "Quick, cover the screen!"

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  121. I used to be a Mac Genius..... by LanMan04 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I used to be a Mac Genius, and the answer is.......maybe, if you're cute!

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  122. This monitor would be great for... by cryptomancer · · Score: 1

    ... killing the online porn industry. Well sure people could still download it, but that'll fall off as people dare not risk the all-seeing monitor watching. Ha, 'fall off'.

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  123. Awesome like insects by yet+another+coward · · Score: 1

    From the little a gained from the article, the screen seems like a giant compound eye. I wonder how much each sensor will overlap with others. Combining them into a single montage could be complicated.

  124. Hey, it really *CAN* be a scanner! by fzammett · · Score: 1

    Anyone remember the old tech support call where the user asks why her scanner isn't working, and it turns out she was trying to hold the document up to the screen?

    It seems the idea wasn't so stupid after all!!!

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  125. bullshit patent by penguin-collective · · Score: 1

    Of course it would be nice to be able to place a camera inside the LCD screen so that the image is captured from the same position as where the teleconferencing partner is being displayed. But Apple has done none of the hard technical work to actually make this work well in real life--they have simply patented the concept--a concept obvious to anybody skilled in the art. So, people who actually do the hard and clever work to make this work will now have to contend with Apple's patent.

    This particular patent is not likely ever going to be important, since there are already several ways in which video conferencing systems can achieve eye contact. But the patent illustrates the kind of bullshit that the USPTO approves. While not a panacea, if the USPTO required demonstrably working implementations of a patent, patent abuse like this would be cut down.

    Microsoft, in contrast, has actually demonstrated a working system for maintaining eye contact during video conferencing that actually has real, novel technology in it.

    (Microsoft does real research but their software sucks, while Apple does good design but their research sucks. Go figure.)

    1. Re:bullshit patent by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      Apple has done some fabulous research over the years.

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    2. Re:bullshit patent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah? Like what? What contributions to computer science has Apple actually made? Can you name any significant computer science researchers that work there? What about naming some important publications from people at Apple?

    3. Re:bullshit patent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you imagine the possibilities
      of a large display which essentially can absorb any image you hold up to it...
      If you were to combine this with a touchcreen and an intuitive interface...
      It'd be a REAL tablet....

      lcds are currently hitting 100dpi
      Imagine this technology when that is higher.... fingerprint ID
      retina ID
      anywhere from a dream personal computer
      to a big brother nightmare....i think i'd be worried to play with one...

    4. Re:bullshit patent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, I can imagine the possibilities, and so can many other people and have for many years.

      The problem with Apple's patent is that that's all it is: an imagination of the possibilities. Apple has made no contributions to the actual technology--they have simply patented the entire application domain. That hurts, rather than helps, technology, because if someone actually figures out a good way of doing this, they'll then have to fight Apple's lawyers.

  126. Re:Enough w/ the creepy stalker stuff, and "on" LE by geekoid · · Score: 3, Informative

    No they don't. They sound like 13 year old males trying to make a joke. No more/no less.

    Your story has some holes about 1 mile wide in it, but I'll let that rest.

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  127. Re:Enough w/ the creepy stalker stuff, and "on" LE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    Informative? Informative?!

    Ok now I am scared. Hold me.

  128. Re:Enough w/ the creepy stalker stuff, and "on" LE by geekoid · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "It was a lesson well learned to treat women not as objects but as intelligent people."

    great, so NOW we have to assume all women are intelligent? No. Bear in mind I don't assume all men are intelligent either.

    As someone who has had the privilidge to be around women, they treat men like objects to.

    Guess what? the human mind is designed that way.

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  129. Re:Apple has been a leader in addressing this prob by penguin-collective · · Score: 2, Informative

    That's a good idea, but it's actually non-trivial to do this well for a variety of reasons. Microsoft has a technical report on how they do it; there are other approaches possible.

  130. I can't wait by sunwolf · · Score: 1

    ...until pirates get ahold of one of these. Whatever DRM is employed, as long as the video shows up on the screen, it can be captured and encoded.

  131. Re:No. Autofocus, decent appearance, large CCD. by Ryan+Amos · · Score: 1

    Of course; IBM's pserver division has always made computers marketed at tech professionals from 10 years ago.

    Note to IBM: Don't make me pull my terminal out of the closet when I need to access the machine physically. People stopped using these years ago for a reason. Just use VGA, unless you think it will make the mainframe dorks stop respecting you.

  132. Re:Enough w/ the creepy stalker stuff, and "on" LE by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

    The NeXT rep gave a smile and pointed to the red LED next to the microphone, hardwired to light up whenever the microphone was active.

    A good feature, sure, but also one that can be pretty well neutralized with 1 cent worth of electrical tape.

  133. Re:Enough w/ the creepy stalker stuff, and "on" LE by crabpeople · · Score: 1

    "he also discovered an additional cable, running to a camera, mounted under her desk staring into her crotch, feeding into a nearby cabinet with a VCR."

    That was just his way of saying that he liked her. Everyone has different ways of showing æffection...

    Seriously though, if thats true thats some ballsey shit. Id buy someone a beer for attempting to do that its so crazy out there. who would not notice a camera under their desk, and who would go to all the trouble when there SO MUCH porn out there already. its a pity you dont have to back anything up on the internets. and by pity i mean virtue. kudos!

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  134. Re:Apple has been a leader in addressing this prob by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Side note: the reason why the iSight demos in Apple keynote addresses look so darn good is that the participants are looking at the iSight camera, and not at the actual screen when they're doing the demo. It's a very subtle shift, but it still matters. Kind of a clever, sneaky way to make the product look even better than it actually does

    Actually, I do that too. It makes presentation of myself look much better. And to make it easy, I move the other participant's window up as far as I can on the screen, positioned directly below the iSite. That way I don't feel TOO awkward looking at the camera, and not the screen.

  135. Re:Apple has been a leader in addressing this prob by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

    I'm not convinced that iSight or web cams have much value other than just for novelty. I could use iChat, but I don't because I don't know many Mac users, and even if I did, I don't think the visual helps. Just pick up the phone and make a call.

  136. Re:Apple has been a leader in addressing this prob by LoudMusic · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You can not give Apple credit for camera placement. That's pushing things. Anybody can stick their webcam anywhere they'd like. Most of them come with either a way to stick them to something or clamp them on. Even my 6 year old Intel camera has a removable foot that has a sticky pad on the bottom in addition to its industry standard camera mounting bolt in the center bottom.

    Apple's biggest innovation over any of the other technology companies is that they hired an advertising company that's worth a damn.

    And yes, I dig that the iSight is firewire. But what I really want is a firewire keyboard that has a built in charging cradle for a wireless Mighty Mouse. There's no sense in a wireless keyboard, and there's no sense in replacing batteries.

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  137. Re:Enough w/ the creepy stalker stuff, and "on" LE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dear god, that's an awful story!! She must have felt so violated. Dirty. Cheapened. Oooh yeah, what a dirty little girl she is. A bad, dirty girl in need of a spanking... Just kidding, of course. BTW, uhh, just out of curiosity, could you ask your relative if she perchance kept a schematic of that setup that she'd be willing to share?

  138. Required 1984 reference by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Man that is scary...

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  139. Re:Apple has been a leader in addressing this prob by penguin-collective · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    First, it connected via FireWire.

    People have been using USB because it has been sufficiently fast, cheaper, and universally available. Firewire is an Apple idiosyncracy.

    Second, it came with mounting brackets (included, for free in the iSight box) to attach the camera securely to the top center of Apple's LCD monitors and laptop screens.

    Are you really so naive to believe that it has occurred to nobody else before that that's a good place to put a video camera? In fact, for as long as there have been desktop video cameras (hint: Apple didn't invent them either), that's where most people have been putting them, and cameras have generally included mounting options for that. And Sony and other manufacturers have been putting video cameras at the top center of laptops for many years.

    As far as mounting options go, iSight is actuall poor--it fails to attach to many non-Apple monitors. I had to use duct tape to stick it to my monitor (but I used a designer color!). If the choices of video conferencing cameras for Mac weren't so darned limited, I'd happily toss out the iSight.

  140. Re:Enough w/ the creepy stalker stuff, and "on" LE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...shit I'd get bored with that one angle fixed shot camera after only two days of watching...
     
    ...sorry male sarcasim.

  141. I am not sure. by Slithe · · Score: 1

    Apple did not develop podcasting, and they only integrated podcasts into iTunes six or seven months after it became popular. Also, internet radio has been around long before podcasting.

    With its success, Apple has implemented some questionable policies. I think that the MacIntel architecture complies with the TPM, and I think they implemented some DRM features enabled by the TPM. Also, they have stopped releasing the source code to some key components of the x86 port of Darwin, such as XNU, the microkernel. There was also the debugging debacle, which is apparently trivial to rectify, but it still reflects a worrying trend.

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  142. Cloaking Device by RAMGarden · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You could use the same screen they are putting on jackets and shirts and stuff to make a bendable cloak, suit, or vehicle cover. Then simply have the pixels on the one side display the images seen from the other side. The only problem then would be computing the different viewable angles and deciding what to display where, but it would still be better than standard camouflage.

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  143. I wonder what happens by geekoid · · Score: 1

    when you face two of the monitors towards each other?

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  144. Where is the outrage? by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Its there, but we are a small minority now. Most of america is made up of sheep, manipulated by the mass media.

    Our founding fathers must be spinning in their graves now. So much of what is happening they warned us about. ( no, not the technology of course, but the concept of the erosion of freedom.. )

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  145. Here's why it's different from an iSight by JonTurner · · Score: 1
    IAmTheDave (746256) wrote:
    Not really sure how this differs from a monitor with iSight built in. Big-brother wise, that is.

    The answer is simple, you can point the iSight away from you, or unplug the damned thing and be certain it's not still filming you. Not so if the "camera" is built in between every pixel and is always potentially looking at you.

    Cue up the Scooby Do music and the moving eyeballs in the family portrait if you will, but I gotta say, this camera-in-the-monitor thing spooks me due to simple potential for abuse.
    1. Re:Here's why it's different from an iSight by Bush+Pig · · Score: 1

      I imagine there'd be a lot of people who'd rather not have one of theses things observing them interfere with themselves while looking at www.dirtyschoolgirls.com ...

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    2. Re:Here's why it's different from an iSight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I imagine there'd be a lot of people who'd rather not have one of theses things observing them interfere with themselves while looking at www.dirtyschoolgirls.com ...
      Lots of people like to be watched.
  146. That has to be the most stupid invention... by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1

    ...that I've ever heard of! It's probably about as reliable as predicting next week's weather using tea leaves.

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  147. But what if... by DeadboltX · · Score: 1

    But what if I want to turn the camera down to show the viewer what my new puppy is doing on the floor, will I need to slide the monitor to the edge of the desk and point it downward?

  148. Re:Apple has been a leader in addressing this prob by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Come now, I don't even own an apple and I prefer to use firewire whenever theres the option. Theres no processor overhead to it (comparitively), gives a much smoother experience when large chunks of data are being moved through it, and it charges just like USB. Hell, its easier/nicer to plug in than USB.

  149. For the really paranoid... by shmlco · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Now the real question: Is the patent for a future technology... or is it already implemented?

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    1. Re:For the really paranoid... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it will be arriving in 1984. hey wait a minute, what year is it??

    2. Re:For the really paranoid... by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      So...is this like cable? If I don't like it, I can cancel it and send it back?

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    3. Re:For the really paranoid... by NickFitz · · Score: 1

      The year is 1984. The year has always been 1984.

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  150. Re:Enough w/ the creepy stalker stuff, and "on" LE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have to agree. I mean ever just stared at a girls crotch at work? No? Me neither because it's not that interesting. If she wore a skirt maybe you'd see her panties move every 20 years. WHeee.

  151. Re:Enough w/ the creepy stalker stuff, and "on" LE by soft_guy · · Score: 4, Funny

    I don't know any women who dislike Slashdot.

    OTOH, I don't know any women.

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  152. Prediction: Colossus by BorgCopyeditor · · Score: 1
    Now, let's see; when one of these babies is hooked up to a box with a sweet dual-core processor (which can, so to speak, "think" "itself"), and the photo-receptors are used to capture the image of the lickable GUI currently appearing on the screen ... the computer will be ... seeing itself. (*thinks*.) Hmm.

    OMG! No!!! It's going to achieve self-consciousness! Don't do a screenshot! Don't do a sc.*.n..o....
    NO CARRIER

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  153. Obligatory Conspiracy Theory by jgoemat · · Score: 2, Informative

    I hope Homeland Security doesn't get wind of this. The patriot act allows covert surveillance where they law forces companies to remain silent about what they turn over. I wonder if there's a provision in it (it's so huge I haven't had time to read it, like many of the lawmakers who hurredly passed it into law) to allow the government to force companies to put backdoors into their products for this type of thing without telling consumers. Closer and closer to 1984... Trust the little LED all you want, I won't be buying one of these.

  154. Wrong by soft_guy · · Score: 1

    This technology presents interesting ideas...

    None of your ideas were interesting.

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  155. Re:No. Autofocus, decent appearance, large CCD. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would say the large CCD was very important to the superiority of the iSight to other contenders. So far as I can tell, the iSight had a better resolution than near every web cam on the market (and the FireWire interface to support the larger data stream).

    the iSight cameras in the Macbook and iMac absolutely SUCK

    One part of this might be the fact these internal cams are USB. So they do not have the same quality of service guarantees built into the FireWire standard (which was specifically designed with A/V in mind). I have used the MacBook Pro's built-in iSight for still pictures and not found it too lacking but have yet to try it for video (not my laptop or I'd try it right now). I wonder if having other USB devices (or Bluetooth turned on) at the same time would affect the built-in iSights?

  156. Re:Apple has been a leader in addressing this prob by geekoid · · Score: 4, Funny

    That was a long way to go just to show off the fact that you have a 24" monitor. ;)

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  157. Re:Apple has been a leader in addressing this prob by jo_ham · · Score: 1

    This is a well known trick used in the TV industry for years. If you look just slightly below the camera lens, it's almost impossible to tell you're not looking straight at it.

    This is how autocue used to work, before reflective systems became popular, with a pane of glass at 45 degrees right in front of the lens that appears invisible to the camera.

  158. Re:Enough w/ the creepy stalker stuff, and "on" LE by Jerf · · Score: 1

    Your story has some holes about 1 mile wide in it, but I'll let that rest.

    Probably just because it's a summary. I'd say every two months I see a similar story on the local news, and I don't watch much local news at all. (Just happen to be in the same room with it when my wife is channel surfing.)

    I doubt they're all fake, and I doubt they all make it to the news, either. This stuff happens. It's not just a CSI story.

  159. Re:Apple has been a leader in addressing this prob by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
    The innovation described in TFA is the logical next step of this eminently sensible design decision that Apple has been promoting for years.

    Do you work for Apple, or do you just write press-copy for a living and it leaked out? ;-)

    Second, it came with mounting brackets (included, for free in the iSight box) to attach the camera securely to the top center of Apple's LCD monitors and laptop screens. The result of this second "innovation"?

    That's a bit revisionist. The IBM T22 laptop I'm typing this on, out before the iSight, has a dedicated port on the top of the LCD display. Remove the rubber cover and attach the webcam they sell. I also owned a webcam before this whose stand was designed to be desk mounted or laptop lid mounted.

    While we're talking screen enhancments, what I think is really clever is the little LED downlighter on the screen of this laptop. Just enough light to illuminate the keyboard on overnight flights.

  160. Actually, I think a better title for the article by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

    would have been "Apple's New All-Seeing 'i'".

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  161. "monitor" by wcleveland · · Score: 0

    well after all they do call it a "monitor", how else could they monitor what we are doing...

  162. This actually does solves an annoying problem by shmert · · Score: 1

    Which is apparent to anyone who has ever done video-conferencing. Everyone is always looking down, not making eye contact! The built-in iSight helps matters, because it's very close to the screen, but it's still unsettling. The only way for both parties to make "eye contact" would be having some sort of bulky teleprompter-like device, or if the screen you were looking at were also the camera.

    I wonder how the focus on this thing works...

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  163. Re:Apple has been a leader in addressing this prob by Touqen · · Score: 1

    two words:

    automatically illuminating backlit keyboards

  164. Re:Apple has been a leader in addressing this prob by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Two more words: touch typing.

    or


    Yep ,ptr eptfd" ypivj yu[omh/

  165. I am not sure-"/." Utopia. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "With its success, Apple has implemented some questionable policies."

    Only on slashdot would protecting your hard work be seen as "questionable".

  166. Re:Apple has been a leader in addressing this prob by Smurf · · Score: 0
    two words:
    automatically illuminating backlit keyboards

    Dude, your counting skills suck... ;-)
  167. Re:Enough w/ the creepy stalker stuff, and "on" LE by Jeremi · · Score: 1
    great, so NOW we have to assume all women are intelligent?


    No. All you have to do is treat everyone with respect (whether you think they deserve it or not). The golden rule is not gender specific.


    As someone who has had the privilidge to be around women, they treat men like objects to.


    True (sometimes), but irrelevant. You can be a decent human being, even if other people aren't.

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  168. Re:Apple has been a leader in addressing this prob by DonGar · · Score: 1

    I remember seeing an Apple produced video about future computer concepts, probably produced in the late 80's. In part of the video, a guy was talking to his tablet, and it was teaching him to read. He held the newspaper up to the tablet screen so it could scan the paper and help him with a word he couldn't figure out.

    They've had this idea for a long time.

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  169. Re:Apple has been a leader in addressing this prob by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even if those things were true (which they are not), they wouldn't matter: even USB 1 was more than fast enough for the video conference cameras of the day, and USB 2 is plenty fast for today's video conferencing.

  170. The patent says it's like a camera. by ToastyKen · · Score: 1

    Read TFP (The Patent): "As a result, the integrated sensing device can not only output images (e.g., as a display) but also input images (e.g., as a camera)."

  171. Enough w/ the human nature stuff, and "on" LE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Guess what? the human mind is designed that way."

    It's also designed for mass murdering as well. Guess it must be OK, since it's "natural" human behaviour.

  172. Re:Enough w/ the creepy stalker stuff, and "on" LE by IAmATuringMachine! · · Score: 2, Informative

    Jokes on you.

    Seen http://www.apple.com/imac/isight.html?

    LED.

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  173. no innovation here by idlake · · Score: 1

    Apple neither invented the FireWire-connected webcam (you could always get them), nor did they invent mounting on top of the monitor (Logitech), nor did they invent putting a camera above the screen in a laptop (Sony had that years before the MacBook).

  174. Re:Apple has been a leader in addressing this prob by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What do you meen they're not true. With USB the computer has to control the data through the connection and on the device itself - far more overhead than is justifiable. Firewire is jsut a transport bus, no control (well, minimal..requests for data and so forth) over the data retrieval.

    http://www.usb-ware.com/firewire-vs-usb.htm

    I wasn't saying that you needed firewire for a webcam, but rather firewire is, for my purposes, preferable to USB2.

  175. ALL Apple cameras have a light, mod above down by maggard · · Score: 2, Insightful
    This practice continues to this day at Apple, putting in hardwired signal LEDs to indicate when a camera is active.
    Jokes on you.

    Seen the latest iMac?

    Camera.

    Microphone.

    No LED.

    Mod that down, there is an LED included on all Apple iSight cameras. Check out Using your built-in iSight camera on a iMac G5 (iSight), iMac (Early 2006), or MacBook Pro.

    See the lines:

    The green LED next to your built-in iSight camera will light, indicating that it's capturing video.
    and
    Turning off your built-in iSight camera

    To turn off the built-in iSight camera, just close the active iChat window. The green LED next to the camera will go dark, indicating that the built-in iSight camera is off and no longer capturing video.

    ?

    Just cause there's not a big LED sticking out from the bezel doesn't mean it's not there, and is glowing through when the camera is active. This is Apple after all, a manufacturer that makes sure all of their "throbbing" LEDs are synchronized on both Mac & monitor, and that their iMac's "sleeping" throbber is appropriately dimmed at night. They're not going to ruin their clean lines with an LED sticking out, they'll just make sure it shows up when needed.

    Guess the joke is really on you, and whomever modded your misinformation as "informative".

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  176. LOTR: "All-Seing ..." ?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apple Marketing dude: "We will call it... iSauron!"

  177. Re:Enough w/ the creepy stalker stuff, and "on" LE by Smurf · · Score: 2, Informative

    I agree that the iMacs that didn't have an integrated camera had no LED either. And as far as I know, the audio in the new ones may still be recording without an evident sign.

    BUT

    The iMacs with iSights (G5 and Intel) DO have a LED. You can see it here.

  178. Re:Enough w/ the creepy stalker stuff, and "on" LE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, that's true.

    On the other hand, a square of electrical tape over the security LED may well be a small, yet perhaps significant, indication that something is amiss.

  179. WAY to expensive by 5plicer · · Score: 1

    Even if this device was in some way better than the current iSight + display scheme, it would be WAY to expensive to be of any practical use to Apple.

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  180. Re:Enough w/ the creepy stalker stuff, and "on" LE by DragonWriter · · Score: 1
    First for all of those posting "Heeeey, way to spy on chicks!": You're why many women dislike /.

    I thought it was simpler than that:

    • Many women dislike nerds, and
    • /. is proudly "...for nerds," so
    • Many women dislike /.
  181. No Big Surprise Here! by ZebadiahC · · Score: 1

    15 years ago I saw a technology short by Apple showing a kid placing a sheet of paper on a tablet PC. The image was then transferred to the screen. Then she continued on with here homework.

    They've had this vision for a LONG time.

  182. Economist: Why surveillance fears are overblown by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    REPORTS

    Move over, Big Brother
    Dec 2nd 2004
    From The Economist print edition

    Security: Privacy advocates have long warned of states spying on citizens. But technology is, in fact, democratising surveillance

    [IMAGE]

    LIVING without privacy, even in his bedroom, was no problem for Louis XIV. In fact, it was a way for the French king to demonstrate his absolute authority over even the most powerful members of the aristocracy. Each morning, they gathered to see the Sun King get up, pray, perform his bodily functions, choose his wig and so on. One reported in 1667 that there “is no finer sight in the world than the court at the lever of the King. When I attended it yesterday, there were three rooms full of people of quality, such a crowd that you would not believe how difficult it was to get into His Majesty’s bedchamber.”

    Will this past—life without privacy—be our future? Many futurists, science-fiction writers and privacy advocates believe so. Big Brother, they have long warned, is watching. Closed-circuit television cameras, which are proliferating around the world, often track your moves; your mobile phone reveals your location; your transit pass and credit cards leave digital trails. “Light is going to shine into nearly every corner of our lives,” wrote David Brin in his 1998 book “The Transparent Society”. The issue, he argued, is no longer how to prevent the spread of surveillance technology, but how to live in a world in which there is always the possibility that citizens are being watched.

    But in the past few years, something strange has happened. Thanks to the spread of mobile phones, digital cameras and the internet, surveillance technology that was once mostly the province of the state has become far more widely available. “A lot has been written about the dangers of increased government surveillance, but we also need to be aware of the potential for more pedestrian forms of surveillance,” notes Bruce Schneier, a security guru. He argues that a combination of forces—the miniaturisation of surveillance technologies, the falling price of digital storage and ever more sophisticated systems able to sort through large amounts of information—means that “surveillance abilities that used to be limited to governments are now, or soon will be, in the hands of everyone.”

    Digital technologies, such as camera phones and the internet, are very different from their analogue counterparts. A digital image, unlike a conventional photograph, can be quickly and easily copied and distributed around the world. (Indeed, it is easier to e-mail a digital image than it is to print one.) Another important difference is that digital devices are far more widespread. Few people carry film cameras with them at all times. But it is now quite difficult to buy a mobile phone without a built-in camera—and most people take their phones with them everywhere. According to IDC, a market-research firm, 186m camera-phones will be sold this year, far more than film-based cameras (47m units) or digital cameras (69m units) combined.

    The speed and ubiquity of digital cameras lets them do things that film-based cameras could not. In October, for example, the victim of a robbery in Nashville, Tennessee, used his camera-phone to take pictures of the thief and his getaway vehicle. The images were shown to the police, who broadcast descriptions of the man and his truck, leading to his arrest ten minutes later. Other similar stories abound: in Italy, a shopkeeper sent a picture of two men who were acting suspiciously to the police, who identified them as wanted men and arrested them soon afterwards, while in Sweden, a teenager was photographed while holding up a corner shop, and was apprehended within an hour.

    Watching your every

  183. Re:Apple has been a leader in addressing this prob by heinousjay · · Score: 1

    There's no sense in a wireless keyboard

    My mini is across the room, hooked up to my TV. There is no sense in a wired keyboard for me.

    Just demonstrating that one man's trash is another man's treasure.

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  184. Had to be said. by Rabbitgod · · Score: 1

    In US, Internet surfs you!.

  185. Clearly, you haven't had enough sex outdoors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I seriously consider it one of the failures of modern civilization that it is so difficult to find places to covertly have sex outdoors.

    Go backpacking in hawaii. I recommend Halape Beach and Waimanu Valley. Bring a girlfriend. Plenty of room for outdoor semi-tropical sex, and its fabulous.

    (Posting Anon in case I ever run for president.)

    1. Re:Clearly, you haven't had enough sex outdoors by TheLink · · Score: 1

      If you're french you probably wouldn't have to post that anonymously even if you wanted to be president.

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    2. Re:Clearly, you haven't had enough sex outdoors by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      You should visit the American West. There's lots and lots and lots of space in western Colorado, all of Wyoming, most of New Mexico, most of Utah (just make sure you're married if you think you might get caught -- and they might set you up the threesome.) Northern California, nearly all of Nevada and Arizona. Montana and Idaho if you don't mind how the bulletproof vests chafe... and if you go up to Alaska or Canada you can go a month without seeing another person. Watch for the bears. Rumor has it their sense of smell is particularly sensitive to certain scents.

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    3. Re:Clearly, you haven't had enough sex outdoors by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Wine orchards offer great privacy. Especially if they're contoured around a hill side. Also helps if you have a large cloak to lay down on.

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    4. Re:Clearly, you haven't had enough sex outdoors by orasio · · Score: 1

      A large cloak so you can't be seen? who are you having sex with? Harry Potter?

    5. Re:Clearly, you haven't had enough sex outdoors by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Was Halloween party at cousin's vineyard. I'm in the SCA so did the armor/cloak thing. Think my girlfriend did Morticia (something black and tight anyways). While the kids were getting hay rides around the vineyard, we snuck off between the rows. This was back in the early '90's. Just wish cheap digital cameras were available back then. That girl was a major freak for sex. Never met one like that since.

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  186. Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After integrating cameras into the MacBooks, I didn't think Apple could do anything else to drive away government customers. Looks like I was wrong..

  187. Paper-thin compound-eye camera by xenn · · Score: 1

    yeah, not much details about the creation of the image (made from a compound eye camera) on this link: a picture but still, I wouldn't say it's great quality. I imagine quality will be the biggest problem with this tech.

  188. Re:Where is the outrage? Here comes the outrage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "---- Booth was a patriot ----"

    Enjoy your visit with the Secret Service. Maggot.

  189. Re:Enough w/ the creepy stalker stuff, and "on" LE by chrissam · · Score: 1

    Seen the latest iMac? Camera. Microphone. No LED.

    That's not true. I'm using an Intel iMac right now and there is a green LED to the right of the camera. It's behind the white plastic so you can only see it when it's on.

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  190. Re:Enough w/ the creepy stalker stuff, and "on" LE by powermacx · · Score: 2, Informative

    >This practice continues to this day at Apple, putting in hardwired signal LEDs to indicate when a camera is active.

    Jokes on you.

    Seen the latest iMac?

    Camera.

    Microphone.

    No LED.

    So are you saying you are colorblind?
    http://www.apple.com/imac/isight.html

    And in case you were wondering:
    http://www.apple.com/macbookpro/isight.html

  191. bah by mgabrys_sf · · Score: 1

    The real news on that link was the microwave breast scanner.

    I wonder how many minutes it takes to defrost?

  192. Swell by Conanymous+Award · · Score: 1

    You know, this finally makes it possible for people who, after getting the error message "Cannot find the printer", turn their monitor screen to 'look' at the printer beside the monitor...

  193. Minority Report Interface by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wouldn't an interface similar to the minority report be possible with the screen about to see in front of it? I've seen some video clips of using both hands to manipulate on-screen objects.

    On another note, what if it could track your eyes and highlight what you are looking at on the screen. Forget click... try blink! Oh yeah. I'm gonna buy stock in Visine.

  194. AT&T Patented something like this ages ago... by Wonderkid · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...back in the 1990s, I was helping someone who was involved with a technology called the optical waveguide display, developed in part by Imperial College, London. This had the ability to emit and receive light. As part of my work I was doing some research and came across a patent by AT&T that described a system similar to Apple's. Of course, it is possible AT&T's patent expired and/or Apple are doing something different. Either way, the privacy issues are interesting as it will not be possible to include a physical 'lens cap' for peace of mind. Also, this would be ideal for an 'instant' scanner. IE, lay item to be scanned on your display, and it's 'scanned' in a flash. No more moving scan head! Forget 30fps video, we could be talking 30fps scanning! (Using a commercial application of the technology.) The LCD photocopier? Ooh!

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  195. Re:Apple has been a leader in addressing this prob by idlake · · Score: 1

    Whether Firewire or USB have processor overhead, how fast they are, etc. depends on the interface chip, the drivers, etc. It's impossible to make a generic statement that Firewire is faster than USB beyond the basic bit rates and protocol-intrinsic overhead.

    As for the claims on that site, they are a textbook example of how not to conduct and report benchmark measurements, and they are meaningless as reported.

  196. no; "Freedom is Slavery" is first. by commodoresloat · · Score: 1
    "Freedom is Slavery" has always been first.
    We have always said "Freedom is Slavery" first.

    Please repeat as necessary until you reach the correct conclusion.

    1. Re:no; "Freedom is Slavery" is first. by PakProtector · · Score: 1

      And don't forget the mantra of the inner party, comrades: God is Power.

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  197. Nobody knows... by ernst_mulder · · Score: 1

    Oh my oh my...

    And nobody knows Apple has been using these screens for the past couple of years already!

    Suddenly an explanation for all that strange network traffic.... ;-)

  198. Not just for 'looking-into-camera' POV!! by de_smudger · · Score: 1
    There are a number seriously neat tricks you can do by distributing the sensing area across a large number of small imagers:

    • approximate a conventional single center of projection video camera (the obvious application)

    • change the properties of the output to achieve high performance in one or more conventional camera parameters, such as resolution, dynamic range, frame rate (by sampling from every other/every third/etc. camera with small time delays, at the expense of overall resolution), and/or large aperture.

    • interpolate new virtual cameras (matrix-shot style) to pan around a moving subject (limited by the screen/camera array size)

    • create shots with different camera setings (appropriate to the local conditions) in different parts of the frame - high frame rate where there's fast motion, varying brightness/contrast/dymanic range where detail would otherwise be lost in flares/shadow etc etc...

    There's a research project here where they set up 100 cheap-o webcams in just such an array. (I assume Stanford can handle a light slashdotting...)

    The video demonstrating its capabilities is quite something :)

    Seriously you lot - take a look - as a long time lurker on /. I created an account just to share this :D
    (umm.. *nervously looks around* -=FIRST POST w000t!=- *ducks behind monitor*)

  199. I can't believe this wasn't posted yet......... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Soviet Russia, Monitor Watches YOU!

  200. Re:Apple has been a leader in addressing this prob by emlyncorrin · · Score: 3, Funny
    That was a long way to go just to show off the fact that you have a 24" monitor. ;)
    Actually it was to show off the fact that he knows a female. ;)
  201. Re:Enough w/ the creepy stalker stuff, and "on" LE by Exaton · · Score: 1
    Your story has some holes about 1 mile wide in it

    Wow, no wonder the guy was filming then ! O.O

    I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry...

  202. Apple's A.S.S by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ouch.. Apple's All-Seeing Screen - A.S.S?

  203. Re:Apple has been a leader in addressing this prob by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's easily fixed. Simply drill a 1" hole in the centre of your 24" monitor, and mount the isight in the hole.

    Now you should have no problem getting pictures of people looking at the screen. Apple support engineers transfixed in horror, for example.

  204. Prior Art? Mezzo by ReadAholic · · Score: 1

    Does an anime series that uses the concept count as prior art? The anime Mezzo: Danger Service Agency has this in it. There is even an episode featuring the way it functions.

  205. Knowledge Navigator by Anonymous+Codger · · Score: 1

    Reminds me of the Knowledge Navigator video that Apple produced during the Scully era. The video showed a number of futuristic scenarios involving computers that you could talk to and they would understand you: avatars could carry on a conversation with you to determine what information you needed, then could go out on the internet and find it. It also featured various portable devices, and more.

    At one point, the video shows a man sitting on a park bench reading the newspaper. He finds something he wants to keep, so he opens his laptop and holds the newspaper up to the screen - and the screen scans the newspaper. This bit got the most oohs and aahs of any scene in the video (I saw it at an Apple World Wide Developer Conference).

    Looks like someone at Apple remembered Knowledge Navigator and decided to make part of it happen.

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  206. Re:Apple has been a leader in addressing this prob by morie · · Score: 1

    Anybody can stick their webcam anywhere they'd like.

    Except for the fact that it would be obscuring the view if placed in the midle of your screen. This way you can look into the camera and look at the screen at the same time. As pointed out earlier, this is an advantage, especially with big screens

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  207. Re:Apple has been a leader in addressing this prob by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd have to ask her to move the camera. I hate it when they look in my eyes... throws off my rhythm.

  208. Re:Enough w/ the creepy stalker stuff, and "on" LE by morie · · Score: 1

    Wow, you almost sound like you've got some sort of, eh, social skills or something! :-)

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  209. apple screen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now You can REALLY talk to your TV

  210. The DMCA says "No!" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The clever idea is to insert thousands of microscopic image sensors in-between the liquid crystal display cells in the screen. Each sensor captures its own small image, but software stitches these together to create a single, larger picture."

    It sounds like an easier implementation of this technology would be to use it to make highly accurate copies of what is displaying on the screen. This would make it easy to make great copies of digitally protected movies.

    ... So because it could be used to break copyright protection the patent is already illegal! Excellent!!!

  211. Mod parent up by pv2b · · Score: 1

    Oh. How I wish I had mod points for such posts like the parent. :-)

    (For those that didn't quite get the parent: Consider that sin(0)^2 = 0 and cos(0)^2 = 1.

  212. damn you're a fucking retard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    even for a slashdotter.

  213. Just like in Soviet Rusia!! by chord.wav · · Score: 1

    Just like in Soviet Rusia!!
    The TV sees YOU!!!

  214. 1984 by chord.wav · · Score: 1

    Didn't the TVs in 1984 did it already? Can this count as prior art? Oh, they must have filled a patent..right..

  215. You forgot the "Betamax" detail, there by ianscot · · Score: 1
    In general, yeah, you'd think people would mod themselves "redundant" or just "peurile" before they posted the 13-year-old's "comedic" material. But:
    an additional cable, running to a camera... feeding into a nearby cabinet with a VCR.
    Um, you're asking us to believe that this "creepy IT" guy was stringing a physical cable to a VCR, right? So he wasn't just creepy, he was also completely incompetent. Some details are not quite right, there, to do with this anecdote. Not that I don't believe the basic outlines, but something is not right.
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  216. For future reference. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Questions are usually the ones designated with a "question mark" (?), while answers normally are not followed by a "question mark".

  217. Re:Enough w/ the creepy stalker stuff, and "on" LE by jafac · · Score: 1

    eh? my bad.

    My barber has a new iMac in his office, and I didn't see the LED, I guess he didn't demonstrate the camera in all that.

    I still run a dual G5 PM off an old CRT, with no camera.

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  218. you're making that up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Someone with mod points mod parent down for goodness' sake. Insightful!? Jesus, so many clueless people.

    Serving cell is chosen based on the highest signal level. Working from geographical location would be inferior, and hugely overcomplicated. What if you're obstructed from the nearest cell tower?

    Triangulation!? Do you think the cellphone calculates the bearing of each signal? They have multiple real-time radio direction finders and a knowledge of the cell tower locations? Don't make this shit up if you're not going to think it through.

  219. Use this tech to replace windshields? by OrangeTrafficCone · · Score: 1

    Imagine if, instead of glass and mirrors you had an opaque set of monitors that was providing images of what is all around your car: drive-by-wire, as it were... Of course, the safety-minded wouldn't like the fact that, if in a system failure, you were travelling at N mph in a ton or so of metal that you can't see to control... maybe, by then the cars will drive themselves, and the viewport is just for recreation purposes.

  220. Background, and how stunted some /.'ers are by maggard · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I edited it down, but yes, a VCR.

    It happened to her 10 years ago, in Toronto, at a PR firm. Her PC speakers were on the fritz for a few months, she asked a coworker to check her speaker cables for her as she was wearing a skirt that day. He found the speaker cables had indeed come unplugged, and there was a camera mounted below her desk staring directly up her skirt. The camera cable, along with a mass of others, snaked along the wall, with that particular one disappearing into a filing cabinet which was discovered to have a VCR in the bottom of it.

    Much ruckus was made, everyone was appalled, and word quickly spread throughout the building. The police were called, they dusted for finger prints, and almost every man in the office volunteered theirs for comparison. The one who didn't, and everyone's immediate suspect, was creepy overly-friendly IT guy who no woman was comfortable with and was well known to be unhealthily interested in my relative, and he declined to offer his fingerprints. Everyone else was cleared, IT guy quit, she had her desk replaced with a table she could easily see under.

    I only know the story as it came up over a Pad Thai dinner in Toronto's gay neighborhood, where she was asking my lover and I about friends of ours who are in the porn industry. Two had stopped by our table, and afterwards their professions had come up, and after that topic had run it's course she noted how she had once been covertly filmed and how the experience deeply disturbed her. There aren't a lot more details in respect of her privacy, and it was only a minute or two discussion anyway, we'd soon moved on to the topic of good dessert places nearby.

    My point is that all of the "I'd use a camera to sneakily check out chicks" crap is skeevy. It's not just that they're puerile and juvenile, it's a pervasive attitude on many tech sites, and Slashdot in general, that those sorts of comments are acceptable. They're not; they're not funny, they're not even clever, they're only profoundly disturbing in how they view women, and yes, this sort of tacitly approved attitude does drive women away.

    There are lots of healthy adult men who are on Slashdot. There is also a huge adolescent, either chronologically or emotionally, crowd, and they're modding up disturbing things as "funny". So spying on female "friends" and coworkers is entertaining, titillating, acceptable? Are these fellas so stunted that they have no real female "friends" and family that they would be outraged if this happened to, have they no empathy of what a traumatizing violation this would be?

    "I'd buy him a beer", "what a boring single view", "its another way of showing affection" etc. - I just read those and wonder what sort of dysfunctional freaks these are. These aren't people I ever want to associate with; professionally, intellectually, absolutely not socially. They're contemptible, and apparently not even aware of that. And everyone who ignores, or even mods that sort of stuff up, is participating in the hostile atmosphere.

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  221. Re:Enough w/ the creepy stalker stuff, and "on" LE by qwertyatwork · · Score: 1

    Heres one problem, the guy that didnt give his fingerprints wasnt arrested. The cops EASILY could have gotten them. The fact that he wasnt arrested shows this is a b.s. story.

  222. Would make more sense on the iPod by SteeldrivingJon · · Score: 1


    This seems like it'd be more useful as a way to implement touch-sensitivity on an all-screen iPod. The camera elements could be monochrome, which would probably let them be smaller than if they were color. Focus wouldn't be an issue, because they'd just have to sense the location of your finger - the big dark spot. Resolution could be pretty low.

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  223. Stunted and hiding behind "handles" by ianscot · · Score: 1
    Are these fellas so stunted that they have no real female "friends" and family that they would be outraged if this happened to, have they no empathy of what a traumatizing violation this would be?

    We both know the answer to your rhetorical question... Though some of them are 43-year-old fathers of three with profoundly disturbing internal lives, I suspect.

    Hey, though, it's not just Slashdot. Salon's new letters section gets a handful of truly persistent trolls. Take a look in the "Broadsheet" area for anything posted by "BrightStar65" sometime. Yesterday in response to the story of a high school "top 25" list of girls (including detailed [vulgar] physical descriptions), BrightStar told us the girls were partly at fault for judging themselves in ways to do with their appearances. That's in the avowedly feminist area of a liberal site.

    There's something about the anonymity of Web "handles" that brings out skeeviness. Our local paper requires actual names on its bulletin boards, and you get the political flames but nothing quite like Slashdot's "geeks are boys" feel.

    --
    "Fundamentalism" isn't about divine morality. It's about human authority.
  224. Re: Pickup lines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One of the more successful: "Please don't make me use this gun."

  225. Re:Enough w/ the creepy stalker stuff, and "on" LE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, it doesn't. You don't know how long ago this story happened (or what part of the country it was in - some parts are more backward than others). I think you younguns have NO idea what things used to be like, in terms of sexual harrassment that women had to put up with in the workplace. This guy went far enough that he wouldn't be welcome in his job anymore but it was by NO means a foregone conclusion, back in the day, that he would be prosecuted. Much more likely now - that stuff is much more out in the open too. The woman herself probably wanted to put it behind her too. I don't think you have any idea what it's like to have something like that happen to you until it does.

  226. nice by piratePenguin · · Score: 1

    It would be seriously cool if they could use this to periodically take a picture from the back of the monitor and use that as the background image and have transparent windows over it.

  227. Re:Apple has been a leader in addressing this prob by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

    The chipset for USB is usually quite a bit cheaper because the USB standard offloads a lot of processing to the CPU that Firewire dictates be done by the chipset. So you CAN say that USB is going to use your CPU more heavily than Firewire, because that's what the respective standards demand. I suppose you could have a Firewire driver that's so badly written that it uses more CPU overhead, but then you should really get a better driver.

    Transfer is similar. The Firewire protocol handles greater sustained data transfer rates than USB 2.0. I guess if your chipset is really, really broken that might not be true, but it is of any correctly implemented Firewire chipset, and every one that I can remember seeing benchmarks done on.

    So I guess technically you're right -- you can't make a blanket statement that Firewire is faster or has less CPU overhead than USB because you could, if you had the resources, knowledge and will, cook up a Firewire chipset/driver combination that was so badly implemented it would be slower. Technically you could make a 3 GHz Athlon that was slower than a 386 too, I guess.

  228. And, oh yes. It was even worse than I thought. by Catbeller · · Score: 1

    Track Anyone With a Cell
    http://www.popsci.com/popsci/how20/f88b973910a9a01 0vgnvcm1000004eecbccdrcrd.html

      Cue the Mission Impossible theme. I'm working a top-secret operation, and my support team is monitoring my every movement. OK, so I'm just going to the hardware store, but my girlfriend, Jen, is tracking me. Using a $100 kit from Mologogo (with a $6-a-month data plan), I've turned a prepaid cellphone into a GPS tracking device. Every few minutes, the phone transmits my location within 100 meters to mologogo.com, which posts it to a Google map that Jen can access from any computer. She can view my most recent spot or my past 100 recorded locations as little pushpins stamped with date and time.

    The key to this project is the government's Enhanced 911 program, which will soon require all cellphones to transmit a GPS signal so that police can locate callers in need. So far, only Nextel, Boost Mobile and BlackBerry allow third-party companies to build software that uses that signal, but other carriers will follow suit this year.

    Since Mologogo launched in October, its 1,000-plus members have found plenty of uses for it: following marathon runners, keeping track of the kids, planting a phone in the car in case it's stolen, watching a boyfriend's every move . . . Uh-oh.

          1. Go to mologogo.com and order a starter kit, which includes a phone preloaded with the tracking application, as well as two chargers, a USB cable and $10 in prepaid credit--nearly enough for the first two months of data service. Activate the phone following the included instructions. Make sure you choose the Mobile Data plan.
          2. Create two accounts at mologogo .com, one for the phone and one for the person tracking it. In each account, add the other as a "friend."
          3. Set up the Mologogo software on your phone at Main Menu> Java> Apps> More> Mologogo. Enter the account information you got from the Mologogo site.
          4. Give the phone to someone. Sign on to the site and see where they are.