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Chicken and Egg Problem Solved

Java Pimp writes "It seems scientists and philosophers now agree which came first. The Egg. From the CNN article: 'Put simply, the reason is down to the fact that genetic material does not change during an animal's life. Therefore the first bird that evolved into what we would call a chicken, probably in prehistoric times, must have first existed as an embryo inside an egg. Professor John Brookfield, a specialist in evolutionary genetics at the University of Nottingham, told the UK Press Association the pecking order was clear.' So, does this mean we can now show P=NP?"

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  1. Old News by databyss · · Score: 3, Funny

    I solved that question in a paper for a philosophy class years ago...

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    1. Re:Old News by BiggyP · · Score: 1
      No he's not a troll, this really isn't news, it was, to quote TFA
      organized by Disney to promote the release of the film "Chicken Little" on DVD.

    2. Re:Old News by lucaq99 · · Score: 1

      but being a lowly college student you did not get any press coverage. This just beggs the question, which came first, chicken salad or egg salad?!

    3. Re:Old News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i 'solved' that 'problem' when i first heard it as a child. Did anyone really not know this?

    4. Re:Old News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I solved it the first time I heard the stupid cliché. Assuming that BIRDS, REPTILES et al predate CHICKENS, there simply is no question to answer.

    5. Re:Old News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then you should have posted it earlier...
      Chicken shit!

    6. Re:Old News by GenPetahhhh · · Score: 1

      I too am one who thought of this years ago, however I came up with the other answer. Just because the embryo is that of a Chicken does not mean the egg itself is. Makes me think of Jurassic Park and how they put dinosaur embryos in ostrich eggs. They still were technically ostrich eggs. So in this case, the egg is that of the animal that came before. The chicken would have come first and the eggs it laid would have been the first chicken eggs. I guess it all comes down to how you classify what kind of egg it is. I personally go by the shell and such, but I may be wrong.

    7. Re:Old News by insomniac8400 · · Score: 2, Funny

      A philosophy paper can't prove anything.

    8. Re:Old News by Slur · · Score: 3, Funny

      The interesting part of the question to me is, the fact that it makes you look at the egg as the point of most radical change, a point on the line of evolution. And it nicely illustrates the way our minds think about that continuum of change, and how we decide when an evolving form merits one designation, and not another. The animals that gave birth to the class of beings we now call "chickens" were themselves, not quite chickeny enough to be themselves "chickens."

      Since chickens have been artificially selected by humans for centuries, if not millenia, they have obtained an especially "chicken-like" form, consciously and unconsciously sculpted by the human chicken aesthetic.

      Interesting now is the highly concentrated factory farm method of chicken selection. The chickens are stressed beyond their original design, and so factory farmers are forced to use more forceful methods to predominate over the ailments of overstressed overcrowded fowl. The evolved chicken factory employs de-beaking as the solution to aggression, and antibiotics boosters as the solution to natural death, before conveying them into the slaughtering and plucking machines.

      Which leads to the next axiom: "Never trust an inexpensive chicken."

      Similar conditions exist for the majority of laying hens, and who knows what it does to the eggs? I don't eat inexpensive chickens or eggs any more, but plenty of people will.

      I imagine a science fiction scenario where the factory method of chicken evolution is permitted to continue unrestrained for many centuries. The chickens continue to evolve, selected for their hardiness and calmness under pressure.

      But what will the chicken evolve into?

      Will humans of the future ask, "Which came first, the Xorph or the Cubulex?"

      Could there one day be a chicken equivalent of the Kwisatz Haderach?

      Will chickens become so powerful that they rebel against the factory workers, and massacre the human race?

      Or, will chickens become so overstressed, right down to their genetics, that the species loses its viability?

      Or, could the chicken's natural genetics, in its spontaneous, creative way, evolve antibodies or poisons in their flesh to infect and debilitate humans, in the same way as toads developed poisons to protect them?

      Or, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs, maybe the cumulative effect of generations of genetic pressure could cause latent DNA to awaken, so that chickens develop more dinosaur-like traits, reverting to more primordial forms. Chickens on psilocybin suspended in sensory deprivation tanks - like in "Altered States."

      Or, in another scenario, chicken chemistry becomes a major factor in selecting human offspring, and as a result over many millenia chicken geist merges with human geist. Chicken chemistry subtly influences the chemistry of the human womb, infants are born early, die young, and the United States eventually has the second-highest infant mortality rate of all industrialized nations.

      In another scenario, it is learned that KFC is not really chicken, that the chain long ago sought out chickens with extra limbs and those born without brains, and began genetically selecting these birds. They turn out to be funding studies into chicken DNA so that they can grow chicken meat in any desired form. Some of the horrors uncovered are described as "large pulsing triple-breasted oysters" and "quivering picushions bearing as many as twenty chicken legs and thighs." When the legal smoke clears nothing happens. KFC stock doubles every month as their patented creations become staggeringly popular worldwide.

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    9. Re:Old News by AcidLacedPenguiN · · Score: 1

      I'm sure you can hear the "whoosh" as that flies over the heads of many slashdotters. It's sad but true.

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    10. Re:Old News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I solved this also when I was 13-15 years old (I don't know why parent was modded funny, but this is not a joke). I also solved the same problem for those who bulieve God created it all. The answer for them is that chicken was first. Reason: In the bible it says that god created animals and birds, there's nothing about creating eggs.

      But I seriously don't understand why this is news. Are you really telling me that some "smart" people have been trying to solve a problem that 15-year old solved 10 years ago, after thinking it few hours? It really wasn't that much of a problem. It might been a problem when we didn't know about evolution, but when I was young, that was already teached at schools.

    11. Re:Old News by Criterion · · Score: 1

      You do make an interesting point, but fact of the matter is, the bird from which the chicken evolved from would not be a lot different from a chicken... likely even that you couldn't tell them apart by appearance so I would also believe the eggs would look very similar.

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    12. Re:Old News by Firehand · · Score: 1

      You also need to consider, the question does not ask, "Which came first, the chicken or the chicken egg?"
      It just says egg. So it doesn't really matter what kind of egg it is, as long as it hatches the first chicken then the egg came first.

    13. Re:Old News by treeves · · Score: 1

      That's not funny.

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    14. Re:Old News by GenPetahhhh · · Score: 1

      well I think one could assume it means the first chicken egg. If not, one could also make the assumption that it means any kind of egg in which case that clearly would have come first. I may have been misunderstanding the question my whole life, but I always viewed it as meaning chicken egg.

    15. Re:Old News by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1


      Which came first? I'd say neither until the cockerell did. Makes sense to me.

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    16. Re:Old News by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1


      "large pulsing triple-breasted oysters" and "quivering picushions bearing as many as twenty chicken legs and thighs."

      You are highly disturbed and I congratulate you. That's hillarious and utterly disgusting. Wouldn't surprise me one bit if it were true, though. *shudder*

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    17. Re:Old News by brainburger · · Score: 1

      If it isn't a chicken egg (and it isn't specified as you note) then it doesn't have to hatch a chicken either, as that also isn't specified. The egg came hundreds of millions of years before the chicken.

    18. Re:Old News by Meumeu · · Score: 1

      Or, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs, maybe the cumulative effect of generations of genetic pressure could cause latent DNA to awaken, so that chickens develop more dinosaur-like traits, reverting to more primordial forms.

      I, for one welcome our new chickenosaur overlords.

    19. Re:Old News by gi-tux · · Score: 0

      So if a non-chicken laid an egg and when it hatched it was the worlds only chicken, how did it produce any eggs? If I remember correctly from my years on the farm, if there aren't roosters around, the hens quit laying eggs and roosters never lay eggs at all.

      If it were possible that the first chicken was fertilized by some other creature, then the egg was not a chicken egg at all, but some sort of hybrid. And then the offspring would not be chickens either. So maybe there isn't such a thing as chickens.

      This is much harder for me to buy into than creation. I understand that it is difficult for some people to buy into some greater being, but you really have to stretch to get anywhere with evolution. You have to work on the assumption that something that has a very low likelyhood of happening (some egg laying creature laying an egg with a chicken embryo), actually happened at least twice at the same time. And then you also have to believe that there were male and female that happened to hatch at the same time.

      And to think there are people out there that think that I believe in a long shot when they find out that I believe in God and that he created everything.

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    20. Re:Old News by solafide · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So do you eat the best chicken in the world, otherwise known as grassfed chicken? (Note that free-range chicken is just as bad as factory-farm chicken: all that is required for chickens to be called "free-range" is access to about a 30x100 foot area for the whole chicken house.) See Joel Salatin, the sage of the grassfed movement.

    21. Re:Old News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (Un)fortunately, human chicken aesthetic revolves around this frequently expressed sentiment, "bigger breasts."

    22. Re:Old News by pnewhook · · Score: 1
      If the first chicken egg came from say a family of turtles then yes I'd have to agree with you. However slight genetic variations that characterize evolution are just that -slight and over a long period of time. The first chicken would of had to have bred with the slightly non-chicken that it's parents were. Since changes are only slight then this breeding would have been viable. If the genetic change was useful then likely the decendants at some point would be chickens too, not a blend. Eventually there would be enough chickens that the slight non-chicken ancestor would just die out.

      Think of it this way: If a person with red hair has children with someone with brown hair, the children won't have colour averaged hair - they will be red or brown. And the brown haired child may have red haired children as he now carries that genetic information from the parent.

      Also, you seem to think that belief in evolution prevents a belief in God. This is not true. A majority of people worldwide (yes Christians included) believe in both.

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    23. Re:Old News by pnewhook · · Score: 0

      Yea, but you came up with the wrong answer.

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    24. Re:Old News by GenPetahhhh · · Score: 1

      You need to understand that this is even happening today. Using controlled breeding people create new species all the time. I am not talking about doing anything with genetic engineering, but rather simply choosing mates. An example is something done in Russia with the silver fox to create a domesticated version in the same fashion that the domesticated dog was created. This is a new, very different looking animal from what they started with, but it has been done. The whole thing is that it is often difficult to find the dividing line between two species since as one evolves into another they change in such small steps you can hardly notice. I guess you could compare it to someone getting older. I will look the exact same tomorrow even though over a long period of time I would change. You just don't notice the changes right away. I can see someone arguing about prehistory for things we don't have proof of, but you can't argue what is going on today in the world you live in and is well documented.

    25. Re:Old News by gi-tux · · Score: 1

      I have no problem believing in evolution, until you start creating new species. Evolution has certainly taken place. I seriously doubt that Noah had two beagles, two labs, two collies, etc on the ark. He had two dogs and we have selectively bred and evolved all the breeds. However, they are all still dogs and no one breed has pushed the others from existence. Each breed has its traits that make it appropriate for some use. Even those (IMO) useless little fuzzy lap dogs are useful to some people.

      But the dog existed, it didn't evolve from some "pre-dog" animal which evolved from some "pre-pre-dog" creature. The same is true of chickens. There are a number of varieties of chickens, each of these varities came from the chickens that were on the ark at the time of the flood. They each have their traits that make them appropriate for some particular use. Those traits have been bred into each breed selectively.

      As for belief in God and belief in evolution being exclusive, I will agree that you can believe in both. However, you MUST believe that God created the heaven and the earth and all things in it. If you dismiss the first chapters of Genesis as being fiction, then you MUST dismiss the entire Bible as being fiction.

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    26. Re:Old News by pnewhook · · Score: 1
      But the dog existed, it didn't evolve from some "pre-dog" animal which evolved from some "pre-pre-dog" creature. The same is true of chickens.
      Dog's came from wolves. That's been genetically proven. And many animals have gone extinct during the time of man. Wooly Mammoth for instance.
      As for belief in God and belief in evolution being exclusive, I will agree that you can believe in both. However, you MUST believe that God created the heaven and the earth and all things in it. If you dismiss the first chapters of Genesis as being fiction, then you MUST dismiss the entire Bible as being fiction.
      Why? Jesus told a lot of parables to get his point across. None of these were meant to be taken literally.
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    27. Re:Old News by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

      If you dismiss the first chapters of Genesis as being fiction, then you MUST dismiss the entire Bible as being fiction.

      Why? Jesus told a lot of parables to get his point across. None of these were meant to be taken literally.
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      First Adam blew it so it required the Second Adam to fix things (we are just waiting for God to back us up so he can do

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      psst the chicken came first (Gen 1:5)

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    28. Re:Old News by pnewhook · · Score: 1

      So if you take it literally then you dont eat pork nor touch a woman while she is menstruating because she is unclean?

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    29. Re:Old News by bentcd · · Score: 1

      Your objection points at yet another way in which the original question is flawed: it assumes that there are fixed points in a species history at which another species suddenly comes forth. This is generally not what happens. In the case of the chicken, chances are that the pre-chicken is so like the chicken they would be considered the same species.
      The whole idea that one can draw a line at some point and create a sharp divide between one species and another is born out of a fundamental misunderstanding of how evolution actually works and is problematic to use as an argument against evolution.
      In summary, the chicken and egg paradox falls to pieces when one realizes that it fails to define what a "chicken" is, exactly, and without a very precise definition, we will find it impossible to go back in history and find one specific birth (or reasonably small set of births) in which "the chicken" came into being.

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    30. Re:Old News by gi-tux · · Score: 1

      II Timothy 2:15, "rightly dividing the word of God". Aren't you aware that there are two major parts of the Bible? There is the Old Testament (Old Law) and the New Testament (New Law). The new law did away with the old and imperfect law. Thus the laws concerning things that are unclean were done away. It doesn't change the historical fact (Galatians 3:24), "... the law was our schoolmaster to bring us unto Christ...").

      Taking something literally and being subject to it are two different things. In the past, the eastern part of what is now the U.S. of A. was under British rule. However, British laws no longer apply here as we achieved our independence from the British. That doesn't change the fact that once we were colonies of the British, but it has no effect today. In the past, Africans were held as slaves in the U.S. or A., but the 13th amendment to the constitution freed all slaves in the U.S. of A. Does that amendment change the historical fact that people were once slaves? No, the historical fact holds true, but it meant that it would not legally happen in the future.

      The same is true concerning the new law of God. When Christ became the perfect sacrifice, then the old law was removed. The historical facts remained in place, but the rules changed. Therefore if you claim to believe in God, then you must believe the historical facts of Genesis. You can't believe that God started some clock and let things run their own way, you must believe that in seven days God created everything that has been.

      Referring to the GP of this message, have things disappeared? Yes, obviously there are species that have gone extinct. Why, well we haven't always been good stewards of what God gave us. We still aren't necessarily good stewards. But how does extinction have anything to do with evolution, especially speciation. I agree that species evolve somewhat over time to fit their environment and to fit our needs and desires for them, but I can not and will not agree with speciation.

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    31. Re:Old News by pnewhook · · Score: 1
      I've got no problem with Genesis but I don't believe "day" means 24 hours in the context it is written in. Why? First of all, English wasn't yet invented, so "day" is now a translation through several different languages.

      It is this "translation of a translation " problem that means you can take nothing in the bible at face value. For instance "spare the rod, spoil the child" some people take as justification to beat their children. They interpret 'rod" as a stick. However for shepherds, which is what many people were in the bible, a rod was just used to guide the sheep, not to beat them. The saying really means then if you dont guide your child properly, you spoil them.

      Logically "day" then could just refer to an unspecified period of time. In that case astrophysics and Genesis would agree with how creation unfolded, and in my mind makes a lot more sense.

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    32. Re:Old News by gi-tux · · Score: 1

      In Genesis 1:5, he called the light day and the dark night. So then how is it a period of time? Given your logic in Genesis 7, it rained for 40 periods of time (days) and 40 something else (nights)? And in Joshua chapter 6, they marched around the walls of Jericho once for each of 6 periods of time and then 7 times in some other period of time? Each of these came from the same Hebrew word, and thus have the same meaning. It actually comes from a root word meaning hot, or the time between sunrise and sunset.

      I don't buy this english did not exist argument at all. English came from other languages and did not necessarily invent all new concepts when it started. The word day is used in the Bible so many times. Many of these come from the same Hebrew word and they indicate as I have mentioned the hot part of the day.

      I will agree with you to some degree on the matter of "spare the rod" and I assume you are referring to Proverbs 13 but I recommend that you read it in context as well. You are correct on the point of the shepherd using the rod to guide, however, that rod was used rather abruptly at times and all this is aluded to in Proverbs 13. I have worked sheep and goats myself, like the shepherds of biblical times and believe me, occassionally it takes a firm rap with a rod to guide them in the right direction. I certainly do not believe in abuse and would quote Ephesians 6:4 "... fathers, provoide not your children to wrath ..." This clearly covers abuse, however it is written much later than Solomons wisdom. I would also recommend that you read Proverbs 29.

      I would disagree with you completely on the point of astrophysics and Genesis agreeing on creation. The "day age" theory doesn't hold water because the plants were created on day three and the sun wasn't created until day four. Thus the plants had to survive for some period of time without sun light which is required for photo-synthesis. Also the birds were created on day five along with the fish and other water animals but the land animals were not created until day six. Thus it would be impossible for birds to be decended from dinosaurs (land animals) which were created later.

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    33. Re:Old News by pnewhook · · Score: 1
      In Genesis 1:5, he called the light day and the dark night. So then how is it a period of time?
      That was on the first "day". Yet the earth wasn't created until the third day so how could the first and second days be 24 hour periods as we understand them? And as you say the sun wasn't created until the fourth day so again how could days one thru three be referencing 24 hours?
      I would disagree with you completely on the point of astrophysics and Genesis agreeing on creation. The "day age" theory doesn't hold water because the plants were created on day three and the sun wasn't created until day four.
      Sure it does.

      And the earth was without form and void - After the big bang, everything was just hot gas. It had no form, and as essentially uniform throughout the expanding universe(no void)

      And God said, "Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters - Once the universe expanded enough, the gas stated to coalesce into dust clouds, stars and solid objects.

      Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear - The molten earth started to cool and form solid ground. Enough water was captured from asteroid bombardment to make seas.

      Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth" - Plants would have to come first as there was no oxygen for animal life on a primitive earth. Just mostly nitrogen and carbon dioxide (like Venus).

      Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs and for seasons, and for days and years - As the plants change the atmosphere it switches from opaque to transparent, allowing clear view of the stars and moon (the lights)

      Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven - Sea life would have happened first. Not sure about the birds. Maybe the very first birds came from sea life - flippers turned into wings for instance (think of a penguin)

      Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind - Then land animals evolved

      Let Us make man in Our image, after Our likeness - Then man, last of all

      Fits perfectly with accepted planetary formation theory.

      Incidentally who is the "us" referred to in Genesis 1:26? If this is literal, then there is more than one god?

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    34. Re:Old News by arminw · · Score: 1

      ......You need to understand that this is even happening today. Using controlled breeding people create new species all the time.......

      No matter how much breeding and other manipulations are done, no new information is ever generated. Information is stored in the DNA and breeding doesn't ever add information that was not already there. Evolution cannot explain where the tremendous amount of information that is inherent in and being transmitted and exchanged in living systems originated.

      The amount of information transmitted, received and processed each day in a human being, exceeds 10^24 binary bits, while the sum total of all data stored in all libraries of mankind is 10^18 bits. This means that your body processes a million times more data each day than the contents of all libraries on this planet.

      Nobody has EVER demonstrated the generation of creative information arising from any other source besides an intelligent mind. All information and knowledge can and must be ultimately traced back to God. That is why we read of Jesus: "In him are hidden all the treasures of wisdom and knowledge." (Col 2:3) All our discoveries of science allow us to use our human intelligence, given to us by the Creator, to build all the technology we enjoy. Yet, compared to the technology of life, all our human accomplishments are totally primitive. An ordinary light bulb converts about 4% of the input energy into light. The rest is wasted as heat. Even our best light generators can only do about 35%. Yet fireflies and other living light generators achieve 100% conversion. Living systems convert chemical energy directly into motion without generating wasteful heat. We have not yet learned how to convert chemical energy into mechanical energy without using some kind of inefficient heat engine. Evolution believers try to tell everybody that what man cannot duplicate by best efforts happened by chance, without the action of an intelligent mind. Now THAT is faith!

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    35. Re:Old News by GenPetahhhh · · Score: 1

      there is such a thing as mutations. We can see them happen naturally, or we can cause them using methods such as radiation. Mutations happen all the time, and the idea of survival of the fittest keeps the good mutations and removes the bad ones. This does explain the creation of new information. So we HAVE demonstrated the creation of such information. Hell, just look of viruses mutating in response to drugs. If you say it is faith to look at empirical evidence found through the scientific method, then do so, but it is by no means blind faith. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mutation Oh, and we can duplicate things like bioluminescence, it just can not be powered by plugging into the wall. A large part of our limitations is the convenience of suppling the power. Now sure, we are not perfect yet, but we also just started to develop things. Whether God controls things or not, life has been around for far longer than humans have been trying to find better ways to light a house. You can still believe in whatever you want, but you cannot deny what IS IN FACT happening all around us. Lifeforms change over time, and that is a FACT. This happens as a mix of mutation and natural selection (or selective breeding). If you want to believe God still controls these changes, then you can say God controls the mutations, but the fact that mutations and evolution are happening are something one must admit to.

    36. Re:Old News by gi-tux · · Score: 1

      God is a being not tied to a temporial existence, but that doesn't mean that he doesn't understand time. Why would the same word be used to define a period from sunrise to sunset in many places mean something different in this case? Even though the sun did not exist on the first day, that doesn't mean that God didn't already have the plan. On the first day of construction of my house, there wasn't a roof, a wall, or even a floor, but I could have told you where the kitchen would be, the living room, the bedrooms, etc. God had a plan and if the day was going to be 24 hours, he knew that already.

      Now as to the big bang, wasn't it shown recently that the universe expanded in an extremely short period of time? Like less than a second? If that is the case, then the period of time could have easily have been 24 hours, so why eliminate it based on the big bang? And to follow your thoughts here, then we can't be sure about any word in the Bible because you are equating "water" to gases on day two.

      I don't understand how you make some of your determinations concerning the creation of the universe and the earth. How do you know that the early atmosphere had no oxygen? There is no history that would tell you that for sure. Maybe that is the case for Venus, but is it the case for earth? Why would sea life have been the first to occur? Given your argument, the atmosphere would have been the first place to have the oxygen needed to support life as we know it. Thus it would seem that life would have occured there first. Doesn't saying sea life was first indicate that there is some truth in the Genesis account of creation that surpasses the assumptions of man?

      If we believe modern science, then the birds came from certain dinosaurs which were land animals. This doesn't fit the Genesis account at all. How do you explain it? The Penguins you mention maybe coming from sea creatures don't count as that doesn't match modern science. I want the argument to all fit in place as one argument. How did the plants survive without the sun for photo-synthesis? It doesn't add up to life.

      The "us" is easy. Haven't you heard that there is a God-head? There is God the father, God the son, and God the Holy Spirit. Isn't that "us"? Read John 1 and remember that Jesus, God the son, is often referred to as "the Word". It is stated that through him all things were created.

      Not believing in the Genesis account of creation is simply limiting the power of God. If God has the power to save us from our sins and is capable of taking us to eternal life or eternal damnation, why isn't he capable of creating the entire universe in seven days?

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    37. Re:Old News by arminw · · Score: 1

      .....but the fact that mutations and evolution are happening are something one must admit to.......

      Mutations, like everything else physical is subject to entropy. As such ALL mutations, WITHOUT any exceptions, having EVER been observed, result in a decrease of information. We see this in computer systems also. A random error will never add information, but usually make such a corruption of the data, as to render the computer inoperable. An increase in complexity, such as from a single cell to a multi-celled organism also requires a huge increase in information. Nowhere, ever, at any time has this been observed to happen. It is wishful imagination on the part of the evolution faithful.

      Any given system, such as a virus or bacterium, can respond to environmental stimuli only within the constraints of whatever information there is already resident within it. We do this with computer software and other human designs also. A programmer tries to anticipate bad data or error conditions and have the program take appropriate action. In the same way, the One who programmed survival mechanisms into living systems anticipated certain stresses that a given organism might encounter. Some of the survival techniques of His creations are truly astounding.

      There is no known physical process or mechanism that can create more information than what is already present in a given system. New information can only arise as the activity of MIND. Whether that be the mind of people re-arranging existing matter and energy for new or existing purposes, or the mind of God, as the originator of all information and knowledge.

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    38. Re:Old News by GenPetahhhh · · Score: 1

      I will admit that a lot of mutations to remove information an this is called gene deletion. There is also something called insertion however which can occur during mutations. This results in ADDED DNA. All it is is a copying error so the odds of it being helpful are very small, but given the number of cells out there the odds of a few useful mutations occurring now and then becomes much greater.

      I have no idea where you keep coming up with your facts because they are just wrong. Sure radiation I bet would be more likely to decrease information, however even that could result in a new useful gene which could be passed on to another cell. We know some bacteria can share genes, so even if one has lost some genes but gained some new useful ones, it could then share the new genes will all the other cells around it. A more common form of mutation would happen during cell division in which there is a copying error. When copying DNA there can be mistakes, some resulting in added DNA. And as I already mentioned, even if the total amount of DNA decreased (which is NOT what always happens), then it STILL CREATES A NEW GENE which an be passed on. That is one nice thing about sexual reproduction, you get genes from two parents since if one is lacking a gene you can get it from the other.

      This whole debate started with the idea that a Chicken could NEVER have come from another animal. While I stand by the ability to create new DNA, this original argument was based on the creation of a new species which could be possible on just different genes being expressed.

    39. Re:Old News by arminw · · Score: 1

      .....This results in ADDED DNA. All it is is a copying error .....

      In no discipline has it ever been OBSERVED that a copying error ADDS information, but ONLY always loses data. Why should the genetic code be exempt from the laws of physics which demand that this it possible to lose data when copying, but NEVER gain? The best *any* copying process, whether natural or man made, can hope for, is a perfect duplicate. There will never be any added information unless intelligence was also involved.

      In sexual reproduction, selective copying can prevent damaging recessive traits from getting passed on, but no NEW information is added. For evolution from a simpler to a more advanced organism, large amounts of new information must be added. No matter how often you copy a computer program, there is a possibility that the program may lose some capability or cease to function altogether, but you will never get an upgraded program with higher capabilities unless the mind of a programmer is involved. You will never get a chicken from a reptile, because a chicken contains more information than a snake or whatever.

      Matter and energy by themselves cannot generate new, original information, no matter how long and often they may interact with each other. Breeding and adaptation are observed facts, which are often labeled "evolution", but these mechanisms operate only within the existing information frameworks.
      Any aspect of "evolution" that requires new, previously non-existent information is scientifically unobserved and bogus.

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    40. Re:Old News by GenPetahhhh · · Score: 1

      If you are copying a strand and repeat a section that is adding information. If an old section gets transformed into something new, while you may no longer have the old gene, you do have a new one that you did not have before. Through sharing of genes which we know some cells can do, and also through sexual reproduction, these new genes can eventually be found within a cell with the original genes as well. An example of sharing genes is Bacterial conjugation. This is where a plasmid (which is DNA) gets copied into another cell, leaving a copy in the original. This sharing of DNA often leads to antibiotic resistance. So think of this, a mutation happens in a plasmid allowing a cell to better resist a drug. While it is sharing this new plasmid, it could also always get another copy of the original DNA if anything had been lost. This then results in a Cell having more information than it used to. It can be done, it has been done, and we see it happening. Plasmids are often used for genetic engineering because of this natural ability to share new DNA.

      I understand what you are saying in that information is lost, but the fact remains that with sharing of DNA that you can eventually get a cell with more information than you had before. All the genes in the world now have not always been around. Mutations create new genes and these get shared.

      I do not plan to reply to any more of your messages since you keep missing the whole idea. No matter how much I say, your mind is just not open to the facts.

    41. Re:Old News by arminw · · Score: 1

      .....your mind is just not open to the facts......

      It is YOUR mind that is closed to the fact that copying of *any* kind of information creates nothing new. Mechanical copying of anything, manmade or natural, including complex genetic sequences can never produce any NEW information. Copying the files from a disk to say a tape, does NOT increase the amount of information. If you copy all or part of such a tape onto another disk which already had some other information thereon, you still have not increased the sum total of the information you were originally in possession of. If the information on the tape are instructions on how to build an airplane and the other disk carries data on how to make a car, then the combined information will still not tell you how to build anything other than cars or airplanes. No matter how you mechanistically manipulate the data, they will never magically instruct you in how to build a boat.

      The things you have said are correct WITHIN the framework of the pre-existing information. A coli type of bacteria may become resistant to all sorts of environmental factors, but it can never become a coccus type because the information in the two is very different. This requires a new design based on information provided by an intelligent mind.

      Intelligent minds conceive and make airplanes and cars. Why do you have such difficulty in believing that an intelligent mind invented and built your brain by which your mind can express itself by doing great things? Why is it so hard for you to see that only an INTELLIGENT MIND can generate new information?

      Bye, and have a good day!

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  2. Next news.... by zappepcs · · Score: 4, Funny

    Complete details of why the chicken crossed the road... ba dum bum

    1. Re:Next news.... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I was listening to Paul Harvey the other morning. He said a nine-foot alligator came out of a canal in Florida, stopped at the roadway, looked in both directions, and then crossed the road when it was clear of traffic. Go figure.

    2. Re:Next news.... by Xichekolas · · Score: 1

      Your sig would rock harder if it ended with a roundhouse kick to the face!

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    3. Re:Next news.... by dark404 · · Score: 1
      Complete details of why the chicken crossed the road... ba du

      The mean value theorem.

    4. Re:Next news.... by mfrank · · Score: 3, Funny

      Dumb ass croc. It was a one-way street.

    5. Re:Next news.... by ultranova · · Score: 5, Funny

      Complete details of why the chicken crossed the road... ba dum bum

      The question "Why did the chicken cross the road" is invalid. It is invalid because "why" assumes that the chicken had some reason for taking the action "cross the road". This, in turn, assumes that the chicken has the concept of "road"; after all, if the chicken doesn't know that the road is there, then the chicken did not - from the chickens point of view - cross the road, and consequently it is meaningless to ask for its motivations for doing so.

      Since chicken is an animal, it is unlikely that it has the concept of road in the same sense than humans do; since it is a bird, whose ancestors were propably capable of flight in the near past, it is unlikely to have the concept of road in any sense - why would a flying bird need roads ?

      Therefore, the chicken can never have any motivation for crossing the road, since from the chickens point of view, it never does any such thing. It simply moves from one point to another, and these points happen to be on the opposite side of a flat area of ground. No road-crossing has happened.

      Think of it this way: if you walk over a scent trail left by some animal, and you don't know that the trail is there, it is foolish to ask your motives of crossing that trail. One can ask your motives for walking in the first place, but the crossing was pure coincidence and not something you chose.

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    6. Re:Next news.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I was listening to Paul Harvey the other morning. He said a nine-foot alligator came out of a canal in Florida, stopped at the roadway, looked in both directions, and then crossed the road when it was clear of traffic. Go figure.
      How? Alligatores don't have necks.
    7. Re:Next news.... by corbettw · · Score: 5, Funny

      The question "Why did the chicken cross the road" is invalid.

      You must be a riot at parties.

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    8. Re:Next news.... by Ced_Ex · · Score: 1

      Probably the same way someone with a medical neckbrace would look in both directions.

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    9. Re:Next news.... by shdwtek · · Score: 1

      Wow dude. The scary thing about that is... it makes sense. ;)

    10. Re:Next news.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Actually the question "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is perfectly valid. While you may be correct that the chicken does not have a 'reason' for crossing the road because reasons (used precisely rather than as in common parlance) require intentionality with regard to their object, causes do not require intentionality and yet are at least as commonly if not more commonly the object of the interogative 'why' as reasons are.

              To put it simply, I may say that the cause of the chicken's crossing of the road was the action of a particularly strong gust of wind in that direction. This provides an adequate explanation for the phenomenon and answers the question "Why did the chicken cross the road?" without imputing sentience or intentionality to the chicken's actions.

              I may further say (if I wish) that the chicken crossed the road to eat the grain on the other side. This both imputes intentionality to the chicken, adequately explains the phenomenon and answers the question "Why did the chicken cross the road?" But wait, you may be saying, you just told us that intentionality isn't necessary to answer the question. I did say that and I stand by it, but that does not mean that intentionality may not be involved in the answer to the question. In this case, however, the intentionality while needed to answer the question, is only tangentially related to the effect under examination. Specifically to answer the question "Why did the chicken cross the road?" we are pointing out that the chicken intended to consume a certain pile of grain, and that the road was between the chicken and that pile. We still have not imputed to the chicken any knowledge of the road "as a road". Rather we have simply explained the conditions and the intentions which led to the action of the chicken crossing the road, whether or not the chicken had a full understanding of those conditions.

              Finally we must address the standard answer to the question: "To get to the other side." Again this answer imputes intentionality to the chicken's actions (the chicken did it 'to get' something) and it seems to imply a knowledge of the road (to understand 'the other side' the chicken must have knowledge of some object with two sides, understand that it is on one side of said object and desire to cross the object to reach the other side). Implied in this answer is that there is no further motivation other than getting to "the other side" and hence we cannot suggest that the answer simply left off the fact that there was a pile of grain on the other side which is the 'real' reason the chicken crossed the road. No. The chicken must have crossed the road for the sole and ultimate purpose of reaching the other side of "the road". How are we to reconcile this with the (most unassailable) assumption that the chicken has no knowledge of the road "as a road" and the need to allow this statement as a positive answer to the question "Why did the chicken cross the road?" We have specified that the chicken has no knowledge of a road "as a road". However, we have never suggested that the chicken has no knowledge of the road "as something". What then is the nature of the road as the chicken perceives it? We would not be unjustified in suggesting that at the very least the chicken has access to its own sensory data. It then must have a knowledge of the road as the "extended-hard-flatspace". We need go no further in our suppositions. We have here a chicken with an exploratory bent who wishes to discover what lies beyond the "extended-hard-flatspace". This adequately explains the phenomenon, assigns to the chicken a state of intentionality, relates that state of intentionality to the road, and answers the question "Why did the chicken cross the road?" with the statement "To get to the other side" all without in the least requiring that the chicken understand roads in the sense that we as humans understand roads.

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    11. Re:Next news.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, your claim that the question is invalid, is invalid on the basis that it presumes that the object--the road--is being identified from the point of view of the chicken. The question is ambiguous, at best, as who perceives the road is never explicitly stated. It could be rephrased either as: "Why did the chicken cross what we perceive as the road" or "Why did the chicken cross what it perceived as the road." In the latter case, your argument would hold some more validity. But as it was not explicitly stated, your motion to claim it invalid is premature.

      Of course, the statement is also ambiguous as to whether the existence of the road has any impact on the motivation of the chicken to move from one point to another. It could be purely coincidental that the road is there and the chicken happened to cross it--regardless of whether or not it is capable of distinguishing a road from any other flat surface. Again, you presume then that the chicken was merely ignorant of the road before establishing whether or not the road is even relevant to the discussion.

      Really, now. If you're going to gut a joke, at least be thorough about it.

    12. Re:Next news.... by Fnkmaster · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, that's one egg that doesn't get laid too often, I'd bet.

    13. Re:Next news.... by Criterion · · Score: 1

      "since it is a bird, whose ancestors were propably capable of flight in the near past"

      I know your post was meant to be funny, and it was... I'm just hoping you do know that chickens are quite capable of flight.

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    14. Re:Next news.... by brainburger · · Score: 1

      The question is not asking what the chicken's motive is, and doesn't entail that it has one. It merely asks what is the cause of the chicken crossing the road. The chicken's knowledge of the road and intention may be irrelevant.

    15. Re:Next news.... by ultranova · · Score: 1

      I know your post was meant to be funny, and it was... I'm just hoping you do know that chickens are quite capable of flight.

      I know they're capable of getting into the air, but I was under the impression that they aren't very good at it. Not the kind of birds that could depend on it as the primary means of transportation. I could be wrong there, I'm a city person and haven't ever really observed chickens.

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    16. Re:Next news.... by ultranova · · Score: 1

      The question is not asking what the chicken's motive is, and doesn't entail that it has one. It merely asks what is the cause of the chicken crossing the road. The chicken's knowledge of the road and intention may be irrelevant.

      The question does give the impression that the chicken crossing the road is somehow different from any other kind of chicken movement, and requires more reason than simply randomly walking around. And "why" asks for a reason; for a living being with a central nervous system, talking about reasons for their actions in terms of motives as opposed to purely physical cause-effect relationships makes more sense when said actions can be said to depend on the will of the being being talked about.

      In other words, if you ask "why did the chicken do something" you are implying that the chicken did, in fact, intend to do so. Otherwise you'd ask "why did something happen to the chicken".

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    17. Re:Next news.... by Evil+Pete · · Score: 1

      .... and that is why you must acquit.

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    18. Re:Next news.... by David+Gould · · Score: 1


      ultranova: since it is a bird, whose ancestors were propably capable of flight in the near past
      Criterion: I'm just hoping you do know that chickens are quite capable of flight.
      ultranova: I know they're capable of getting into the air, but I was under the impression that they aren't very good at it.

      The beauty of it is that you didn't even need to concede that much: your original statement is perfectly correct, since nowhere did you say that chickens can't fly; you only said that their ancestors [probably] could. An eagle is also "a bird, whose ancestors were [probably] capable of flight in the near past".

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    19. Re:Next news.... by Eccles · · Score: 1

      Chickens, maybe.

      "As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!!!"
      -- Arthur Carlson, WKRP in Cincinnati

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    20. Re:Next news.... by DarkNebula · · Score: 1

      Okay... why did the chicken cross from point "A" to point "B"?

    21. Re:Next news.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why did Ernest Hemmingway's chicken cross the road?

      To die....... In the rain.

    22. Re:Next news.... by swiftstream · · Score: 1

      Actually, I recall reading several years ago that birds with tracking radios attached to them can often be observed to follow roads when making long flights over land.

      See e.g. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/3460977.stm

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    23. Re:Next news.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Yeah, that's one egg that doesn't get laid too often, I'd bet.

      The chicken, looking smug, is lying back and smoking a cigarette. The egg is curled up tightly with the sheets pulled up. The ancient question is answered.

    24. Re:Next news.... by spookyfluke · · Score: 1

      Hmm, I always thought the answer was "To get to the other side."

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    25. Re:Next news.... by Emma+Zusca · · Score: 1

      But the chicken could have motivation for moving from point a to point b, being in search of worms for example. Thus there is a "why" in the crossing even if the bird does not know what it is crossing. --- But birds do "know" (and I am not using "know" in the biblical sence here) what a road is, not in the linguistive or cognitive sence of knowing, but they do "know" it as an object or region in space the same way they "know" what a river is and don't try to walk across it.

    26. Re:Next news.... by Nebu · · Score: 1

      The question "Why did the chicken cross the road" is invalid. It is invalid because "why" assumes that the chicken had some reason for taking the action "cross the road". This, in turn, assumes that the chicken has the concept of "road"; after all, if the chicken doesn't know that the road is there, then the chicken did not - from the chickens point of view - cross the road, and consequently it is meaningless to ask for its motivations for doing so.

      Not nescessarily. You can ask "Why do tennis balls fall when released?", "Why does toast always land buttered side down", "Why did my computer crash?", etc. without nescessarily assuming that tennis balls/slices of toasts/computers have any sense of motivation.

    27. Re:Next news.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dumb ass croc. It was a one-way street.

      But it was in Florida. Eldery drivers consider one-way signs as mere suggestions, so the croc was wise to check both directions to avoid being hit by a big, ugly Buick.

    28. Re:Next news.... by Criterion · · Score: 1

      Ack!!! OMG!! I remember that episode.. saw it first run!! Course.. I don't think anybody that saw it could forget it LOL!!!! :)

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  3. Alright, now answer me this: by bj8rn · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Which came first, the Scientist or the Philosopher?

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    1. Re:Alright, now answer me this: by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Neither. It was the twit who said, "Why, God?! Why me?!"

    2. Re:Alright, now answer me this: by Roody+Blashes · · Score: 1

      Prior to the modern version of the scientist, there were still scientists. Those "scientists" were tasked primarily with explaining Creation. E.g. "why did God do this, how does God's Creation work".

      Then, one day, they got smarter than a ball of wax and we got modern science in the sense that we know it today, diseases started disappearing at a nice clip, lifespans shot up, we went to the moon, and spam was invented.

      So, I guess it depends on how you define "scientist": a fearful, ignorant welp with little to contribute to the world, or somebody who actually tries to answer real questions.

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    3. Re:Alright, now answer me this: by Daniel_Staal · · Score: 1

      Given that they orginially were the same thing, it's hard to say. But 'modern' philosphy traces it's roots back to anchient Greece and beyond, whereas 'modern' science started around the time of the Rennisannce...

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    4. Re:Alright, now answer me this: by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      Philosopher.

      Back in the day, science was considered to be a subset of philosophy. If you asked Newton what he did, he's have said "Natural Philosophy".

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    5. Re:Alright, now answer me this: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      good job

    6. Re:Alright, now answer me this: by CrazyJim1 · · Score: 1

      Sure, you can say modern science came after philosophy, but think back to when they found out about fire. They learned it and disemminated its knowledge to others. They didn't think why the fire was made, but how and what to do with it. I'm only just trying to argue, not quite serious.

    7. Re:Alright, now answer me this: by Hsien · · Score: 1

      Philosophy, science is a very new (18-19th centuary?) approach. Prior to that it was all considered "natural philosophy"

    8. Re:Alright, now answer me this: by quanticle · · Score: 1

      But you could argue that fire is more engineering than science. The knowledge involved did not concern the physical causes of fire, but more of how to start and control fires. In other words, the ancients did not investigate the chemical reactions behind fire before using and cotrolling fire.

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    9. Re:Alright, now answer me this: by voteforkerry78 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      By today's definition: the scientist. The Sumerians (astronomers/mathematicians) beat the Greeks (who did both).

    10. Re:Alright, now answer me this: by moranar · · Score: 1

      Science, as defined today, arguably starts with the scientific method, defined first by Galileo Galilei in the XVI century. And since we're looking at Science and Philosophy with our definitions, I think we should look at when there was something we now recognise as Science or as Philosophy, even if it wasn't called like that then.

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    11. Re:Alright, now answer me this: by Billhead · · Score: 0

      What spam do you speak of? I don't see why anybody smaterter then a ball of wax would invent the grocery variety.

    12. Re:Alright, now answer me this: by Daniel_Staal · · Score: 1

      Science is about the 'whys', not the 'hows' and the 'whats'. It's about finding the reasons something is the way it is. If you are wondering what to do with something, that's an engeneering problem. (And engeneers predate philosophers or scientists, most likely.)

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    13. Re:Alright, now answer me this: by Daniel_Staal · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's a philosopher. ;)

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    14. Re:Alright, now answer me this: by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 0

      A twit is a twit until he decides how to view the world. A philosopher would think through the consequences of what was being asked. A scientist would investigate why this was all happening. A theologist would be too busy blaming himself (or other people) to really care either way.

    15. Re:Alright, now answer me this: by CrazyJim1 · · Score: 1

      And thats why Philosophy is the root of all Sciences.

    16. Re:Alright, now answer me this: by Genrou · · Score: 1

      It was Hagar, the Viking (by Dick Browne), as his ship sunk in the ocean. The answer that came from the skies were "Why not?" It's a pity I don't have a link for it.

  4. So, does this mean we can now show P=NP? by Frequency+Domain · · Score: 3, Funny

    Only for P = 0 or N = 1.

    1. Re:So, does this mean we can now show P=NP? by varmittang · · Score: 3, Funny

      Reading the above post, I could have swarn it said PORN.

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    2. Re:So, does this mean we can now show P=NP? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      It's a false dichotomy. It's also poorly written above, which is why the parent is correct. It should be:

      "P == !P" or "P!=P" or "P == ~P" or "P equals not P"

      Whatever syntax you'd prefer. Anyway, a contradiction that turns out not to be a contradiction doesn't invalidate the law of contraditions.

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    3. Re:So, does this mean we can now show P=NP? by quarkscat · · Score: 1

      Actually, in more general terms, that would be:

              P=1
      Z = | { F(x)P = NP }
              N=0

      The function F(x) could have been anything from cosmic rays,
      environmental out-of-boundary conditions, to the "hand of God"
      that disrupted the embryronic DNA replication that became a
      chicken.

      But it did take man, over thousands of years of selective breeding,
      to bring us "buffalo wings" and "chicken fingers".

    4. Re:So, does this mean we can now show P=NP? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Well that's not as bad as having to write about the synthesis of a phosphorus+oxygen+radon molecule in a peer-reviewed journal.

    5. Re:So, does this mean we can now show P=NP? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Uhhhh... wrong on at least two counts.

      First, P=NP does not mean "The truth value of P is the same as the truth value of the negation of P", which is what all of your notations mean. P=NP refers to the unsolved question of whether (and how) we can reduce NP-complexity algorithms to polynomial (P) complexity. Lacking a way to do this makes NP problems prohibitively expensive to solve with conventional computers.

      Second, the "chicken and egg" question was never about a contradiction. More of a recursion issue, and frankly anyone who believes in evolution should have already reached the conclusion given in the summary.

    6. Re:So, does this mean we can now show P=NP? by Goblez · · Score: 1

      So you have no idea what P and NP are then, right? Becauase one is a super set of the others and it's whether the sets are the same or not, not some simple variable manipuation. But for that matter, the poster made a connection where one didn't make sense. As if whether we can solve difficult problems in polynomial time has anything in common with whether a chicken or egg came first.

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    7. Re:So, does this mean we can now show P=NP? by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hmm, I know your sig is a joke, but wouldn't a PGP signature have to be the product of two primes? Your signature is [3, 5, 823]. '1234' would work, that's [2, 617]. 1234567 also works, that's [127, 9721].

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    8. Re:So, does this mean we can now show P=NP? by bunratty · · Score: 1

      Actually, you could prove that P=NP without having the slightest clue how to make a polynomial time algorithm to solve problems that can be checked in polynomial time. All it would show is that the alogrithms exist, perhaps without any hint of how to construct them. How infuriating would that be, huh?

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    9. Re:So, does this mean we can now show P=NP? by ultramk · · Score: 1

      Hrmmph. The geek is strong in this one.

      m-

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    10. Re:So, does this mean we can now show P=NP? by shurikt · · Score: 1

      Why is there no option to mod something "Awesome"?

    11. Re:So, does this mean we can now show P=NP? by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 1
      Oops, actually, to answer myself, I'm wrong. If you were publishing your public key, that would be the product of two primes. A PGP signature is (I think) a hash of the message encoded with the private key that can be verified by the public key.

      Still, I think it would be funnier if you published a short public key that was the product of two small primes. :)

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    12. Re:So, does this mean we can now show P=NP? by mcrbids · · Score: 1

      Parents who Unschool should be charged with child abuse.

      If you don't mind me asking, why?

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    13. Re:So, does this mean we can now show P=NP? by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 1
      If you don't mind me asking, why?

      Because it basically comes down to neglect. The vast majority of children are not capable of planning their own educational curriculum, and will tend to gravitate to either 1) things that are easy for them (and thus avoid anything challenging), or 2) basically things that are entertainment.

      Unschooling is bad for the same reason we don't release kids into the supermarket and let them pick out anything they want to eat.

      What's amazing is that unschooling advocates don't even understand that we already have this "great experiment" in progress right now -- it's called "inner city schools". The schools basically don't give a damn and let the kids do whatever they want. Take a look at the results of the "exit exam" recently instituted in California. The kids can barely read, and their math skills are atrocious.

      I'm not saying public schools don't suck in a lot of ways, but they're one of those things that you get out what you put into it, and it requires the parents to make sure the kids are working hard. If the kids have other interests that they want to pursue, then fine, let them pursue them. But they should ALSO get the foundational education.

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    14. Re:So, does this mean we can now show P=NP? by mcrbids · · Score: 1

      I have mixed feelings on your reply. // WARNING - LONG POST AHEAD //

      See, I have 5 children, and we've unschooled all of them.

      My two oldest twins are 17, have been going to college since 14, (we only let them take a few units at first, they're now full time and are currently at the AA level) working hard towards degrees in the field of microbiology and genetic engineering.

      My 14 Y.O. daughter easily competes with her peers and is working towards entrance into the COSMOS program at the CA state UCs. She's already placed in the nationals competition in the Sally Ride Science Foundation's Toy Challenge, in San Diego.

      And, my two youngest, 9 & 10, are following the exact pattern the older kids have followed.

      What's remarkable in all of this, is that we've really unschooled them. This is not a case of over-involved parents. My wife is a "facilitator", we have two big meetings every year (late spring, late summer) to go over their educational plans and goals, and talk about the benefits/consequences of their choices. Most days, we (as parents) don't do all that much, other than to provide material and guidance to our children, while they explore the world around them.

      What few people understand about the public educational system is how little retention there is in public schools. Subjects are taught with the implicit understanding that 90% of the presented material will not be retained a single year later. So, the same ideas get taught, over and over. Algebraic concepts are taught as early as 4th grade, repeated over and over all the way through high school. With all this repetition, the point of the math becomes lost, and real comprehension becomes pointless. Students become these automotons, lost in focus, and really unable to think for themselves. Teachers become numb, lose their altruism, and become taskmasters in a destructive, dwindling spiral.

      It's simply amazing to me how much time and money gets wasted in this incredibly inefficient method that's not much different than the educational system of the Monks in the 1500's.

      It's like being locked in the matrix. You can't really know what it is, or how bad it truly is, until you are actually, really, and fully, outside of it! And you really don't know - you think that there's a box all around you, and you have no idea it's even there, because it's an integral part of your thinking. To borrow a phrase, it's the world that's been pulled over your eyes, to blind you to the truth.

      But real learning happens in spurts, particularly at the elementary education level. When somebody is ready to learn about something new, and they've got the resolve and focus to learn something, they pick it up rather quickly!

      Perhaps the single most common adjective used to describe my children by strangers is "curious". They really want to know what's going on, and how the world around them works. They do math because they see the point. We generally teach a concept justs once to our children, when they're ready to get it, and they do get it, the first time. It's just miraculous, and pure joy to watch! 75% or better comprehension for ideas taught in a single afternoon, simply because they are ready, engaged, and focused when the idea is taught.

      I've seen 2-3 years of conceptual instruction in a subject taught with great retention covered in a few weeks or months because the child was ready to learn. I've seen my children go from a 3-4th grade reading level to late H.S. - collegiate level in 4-6 months, when they've indicated that they're ready to do so.

      And, I'm not exaggerating, in the slightest.

      So, with all this success, and quite confident that my educational strategy is quite successful for my children, why would I feel conflicted? Because of the one example you raise - the inner city.

      I believe that unschooling works, and works well, in a family culture of learning. My children see me and my wife learning CONSTANTLY. Our DVR is FILLED with history chan

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    15. Re:So, does this mean we can now show P=NP? by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 1
      First, thanks for the long, detailed reply.

      Despite my sig, I'm somewhat sympathetic to this idea. My public school education SUCKED. You could even call me unschooled to some extent. My parents weren't that involved, and generally speaking I did well in the things I was interested in, and did terrible in the things I wasn't. I was smart, so I did the minimum possible required to get by in the classes I didn't like. I took early college classes in high school because I was interested in them, not because anyone was pushing me to do it. I'm also a college drop-out, because I didn't really respect my computer science college professors, who seemed very isolated and "ivory tower", and I was out in the real world.

      So why my .sig? Two reasons:

      1) Very few people are like me. You have to be smart to learn on your own, and you have to be very self-motivated. I think you're making the logical fallacy of evidence based only on your own personal experience. It's worked for you, so it must be able to work for anyone, even though you also recognize that it hasn't worked in a lot of cases (e.g., the inner city). As you say, the home environment for this is critical, but I would argue that genetics have some significant play in this as well. You and your wife are this personality type, so it worked out.

      2) The second reason for my sig is that my education is not very well-rounded. I did extremely well in the things I was interested in, but not well in other things. My grammar was atrocious, which I had to fix later in life. I read a lot, but mostly science fiction, which was scientifically stimulating but ultimately a pretty shallow representation of literature. I recognize now that someone SHOULD have been kicking me in the ass to work hard and not just stay in my comfort zone.

      Now, I don't know your kids, but I would bet that while they are very good in narrow areas, like science, they are not very good in other areas -- not coincidentally, the areas that you and your wife probably don't think are important. Look at how science-heavy you describe them. But I don't want this to turn into you having to defend your children. How "broad" someone's learning is hard to judge, so let's say I might be wrong. But my point is that I'd bet most unschooled children don't end up with a broad base.

      I would also bet that most unschooled children have a very low tolerance for frustration, and don't tend to work hard on things that don't come easy to them. They were never pushed to learn anything that didn't come natural to them.

      So while I'm happy that your kids have turned out OK, I'm not prepared to say that it's worth the risk. We'll never know, but I'd bet your kids would have done as well -- or better -- in a standard educational curriculum with properly involved parents. Maybe they wouldn't have gone to college early, but I don't consider that a bad thing. The big question is whether you could have been "properly involved", since you seem proud of the fact that you didn't have to be involved.

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    16. Re:So, does this mean we can now show P=NP? by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 1
      By the way, something else I forgot to say... you mention homeschooled children and seem to be making that equivalent with unschooled. I have no problem with the concept of homeschooling. I think parents can do just as well as teachers (and often better), as long as they're willing to put in the time and effort to give their children a well-rounded education. The key is the parents -- putting in the time and effort.

      The big problem I have with unschooling is the lack of parent involvement.

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    17. Re:So, does this mean we can now show P=NP? by mcrbids · · Score: 1

      I don't get it.

      You indicate that you were public schooled, hated it, and that the things you learned, you did by a form of rebellious unschooling. And then, you indicate that those parts of your education that were successful, actually weren't successful because it took you some time to discover that Shakespeare was actually toilet humor?

      So, the fact that you followed your interests, and you learned best by doing so, means that parents who let their kids follow their interests are abusive?

      Seems to me that you're feeling a bit conflicted, and perhaps need more time to sort things out before you speak out more.

      You mention being smart, so I implore you to imagine what your life would be like if your education had kept your interest all along. What if your education consisted of a bunch of self-selected projects that immersed you in increasingly large pieces of the real world? Projects of your choosing, so that you could see what it was really like to live in the real world, and so that you knew firsthand why polynomials were important? How poor spelling can undermine your chances at a satisfying career? What political parties are, and why you should vote?

      What if, instead of WASTING AN ENTIRE DECADE of your life just "passing the time", bored stiff in class, you did something that engaged you, challenged you, and interested you, and forced you to expand who and what you are to achieve it?

      I mention the ubiquity of the education system being something like the Matrix - that it's hard to see what really happens in the world around you because you've been so carefully trained during your formative years to see things as standards, assessments tests, and gradelevels from your very youth. Seems to me that you are just starting to see what it's all about. I welcome you to continue on your journey!

      I'm not dogmatic about unschooling - but I think we can certainly both agree that the public school system is broken. Being a libertarian, I'm for educational choice. I think that education should have facets of a competitive marketplace. The ideas that work will rise to the top very quickly, and education for all will improve.

      BTW: you mention the "breadth" of education, that unschoolers don't have breadth. I argue exactly the opposite. The shallow, isolated, "ivory tower" environment of the school classroom manages to take subjects of intense fascination and passion, reducing them to a sterile, repetitive, un-interesting, and insightless monotony that students struggle to bear.

      How is that a "broad" education?

      But information learned in passion, while following dreams and achieving something that makes you stretch yourself, will stick for the rest of your life, and you won't ever forget it. It has meaning, relevance, and appropriate importance.

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  5. Now that this one's solved... by TopShelf · · Score: 2, Funny

    So when did the nuggets and fingers come into play?

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    1. Re:Now that this one's solved... by b1t+r0t · · Score: 4, Funny
      So when did the nuggets and fingers come into play?

      The hell with that, when did they evolve buffalo wings?

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  6. I thought this was obvious to everybody by paul42w · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Something that was almost a chicken laid an egg that hatched into a chicken. So, the egg had to have been first.

    1. Re:I thought this was obvious to everybody by Rachel+Lucid · · Score: 1

      If it was obvious, then why is it on Slashdot?

    2. Re:I thought this was obvious to everybody by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Slashdot:
      News for the ignorant. Stuff that's obvious.

    3. Re:I thought this was obvious to everybody by snoopyjd · · Score: 1

      That depends on how you define egg. If "Egg" is a chicken egg, and "Chicken Egg" is an egg that is laid by a chicken (as opposed to an egg that contains a chicken), then there had to be a chicken first to lay the egg.

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    4. Re:I thought this was obvious to everybody by DaveM753 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Something that was almost a chicken laid an egg that hatched into a chicken. So, the egg had to have been first.

      But what if the almost-chicken converted?

    5. Re:I thought this was obvious to everybody by ePhil_One · · Score: 1
      Something that was almost a chicken laid an egg that hatched into a chicken. So, the egg had to have been first.

      Dinosaurs laid eggs long before chickens were a twinkle in the eye of that "almost chicken".

      Much like the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything, you have to know the right question first. "Which came first, the chicken or the chicken egg?". And to answer that, you have to define what a chicken egg is, is it an egg that hatches into a chicken, or is it an egg laid by a chicken? While its generally the same thing, as usual the intresting stuff happens at the boundry, between "almost chicken" and "chicken".

      Because you'll never get anywhere if you don't define your terms :)

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    6. Re:I thought this was obvious to everybody by Dutchmaan · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Something that was almost a chicken laid an egg that hatched into a chicken. So, the egg had to have been first.

      one could also say...

      Something that was almost a chicken gave (eggless) birth to the original chicken. So, the chicken had to have been first.

    7. Re:I thought this was obvious to everybody by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      But the question does not specify 'chicken egg', just egg. Not to mention that we can argue about your definition of chicken egg as you correctly suggest yourself.. but well.. nice but irrelevant argument :)

    8. Re:I thought this was obvious to everybody by non0score · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's where your logic fails. A "chicken egg" doesn't have to be laid by a chicken. Assuming that there is a hard speciation boundary, then the genetic differentiation can only happen between generations. I.e. during the production of genetic materials for the offspring, which in this case is the egg. Your argument is vaguely analogous to "God created human, so God must be human."

    9. Re:I thought this was obvious to everybody by kfg · · Score: 3, Funny

      And to answer that, you have to define what a chicken egg is, is it an egg that hatches into a chicken, or is it an egg laid by a chicken?

      Because you'll never get anywhere if you don't define your terms :)

      Please define "chicken."

      KFG

    10. Re:I thought this was obvious to everybody by Zerathdune · · Score: 1
      THANK YOU!

      the chicken and the egg problem has actually always gotten on my nerves, because it's held up as this unanswerable question, and I, as well as many other people I know, have long since figured out the answer. 3 seconds or so of thought from first being asked this question, once the brain is mostly developed, will give you the answer.

      I imagine much of the difficulty people have answering this question is just because they are first introduced to it long before they have learned about evolution, and so the thought that something that isn't quite a chicken could give birth to something that is a chicken doesn't occur to them then, and then don't really give it a second look once they have learned what they need to know to figure it out. I'm just surprised it took this long for someone to say something loud enough for everyone who hadn't caught on to realize the truth.

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    11. Re:I thought this was obvious to everybody by phoenix.bam! · · Score: 1

      Eggless birth? what the hell?

      Something that laid eggs laid an egg one day that hatched into something that was more like a chicken than it's parent. This happened a bunch of times. These continous changes happened over many generations to the point where humans can point and say "That's a chicken."

    12. Re:I thought this was obvious to everybody by tehshen · · Score: 1

      Indeed. I remember hearing this reasoning several years ago now. Slow news day, anyone?

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    13. Re:I thought this was obvious to everybody by Volante3192 · · Score: 1

      Ahh, but an egg is always present in sexual reproduction, in your case it would simply be contained within the proto-chicken for it's entire existance.

      If a proto-chicken divided asexually, it would not make a chicken, just two proto-chickens.

    14. Re:I thought this was obvious to everybody by non0score · · Score: 1

      Nevermind, I should read your post more carefully. =)

    15. Re:I thought this was obvious to everybody by tehshen · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Something that was almost a chicken gave (eggless) birth to the original chicken.

      The rate of evolution being as slow as it is, it's about 0% likely that a mammal (live birth) could give birth to a bird (egg laying) like that.

      Maybe in Spore, though...

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    16. Re:I thought this was obvious to everybody by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "the thought that something that isn't quite a chicken could give birth to something that is a chicken doesn't occur to them"

      Wow, and people say having faith in God is hard. Seems that believing in evolution takes a much larger leap of faith....

    17. Re:I thought this was obvious to everybody by statusbar · · Score: 1

      Betcha that the 'almost-chicken' would taste JUST LIKE CHICKEN.

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    18. Re:I thought this was obvious to everybody by mr_zorg · · Score: 5, Funny
      If it was obvious, then why is it on Slashdot?

      That's exactly why it's on Slashdot. :-)

    19. Re:I thought this was obvious to everybody by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      unless an animal gave birth to a chicken and that chicken reproduced by ejecting an egg-like object which contained the embryo of another chicken.

    20. Re:I thought this was obvious to everybody by paul42w · · Score: 1, Insightful

      NOT believing in evolution takes a leap of faith believing in evolution only requires simple observation

    21. Re:I thought this was obvious to everybody by dancpsu · · Score: 1

      The rate of evolution being as slow as it is, it's about 0% likely that a mammal (live birth) could give birth to a bird (egg laying) like that.

      Wouldn't Punctuated Equilibruim take care of this problem?

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    22. Re:I thought this was obvious to everybody by timeOday · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Assuming that there is a hard speciation boundary
      And that's where things fall apart. In fact, I don't think "species" has any clear-cut definition, nor have I heard one that would be reasonable. It's like trying to group every song written into genres - generally it's useful and easy to do, but it breaks down in boundary cases.
    23. Re:I thought this was obvious to everybody by Vellmont · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Except for the fact that chickens are birds, and birds evolved from dinosaurs, and dinosaurs layed eggs.

      Of course this is a literal interpretation of the phrase, and doesn't take into account the larger problem that it points to, that is "chicken and egg problems". The general question is more like "which came first, the egg, or the egg producer"? Ultimately I think the answer to this lies in the distinction we make between egg and not egg. When do you start calling something an egg? Does it have to have a hard outer shell like a chicken egg? Is a single cell that exchanges genetic information with another cell, then divides into a multi-celluar thing an egg?

      In reality the hard distinctions we make between things is a helpfull abstraction, but it's not exactly "real". Definitions are used to convey meaning, but the only thing that's real is the physical world, not our words for it.

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    24. Re:I thought this was obvious to everybody by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think this calls for a celebratory trip to Kentucky Fried Almost Chicken!

    25. Re:I thought this was obvious to everybody by spun · · Score: 1

      If it has both nuggets and fingers and has either crispy or extra crispy skin, it's a chicken.

      Little known fact: pigeons absolutely love KFC.

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    26. Re:I thought this was obvious to everybody by Alex+P+Keaton+in+da · · Score: 2, Funny

      Haven't you seen the cartoon where the chicken and egg are lying in bed smoking cigarettes, and the chicken says "I guess that answers that"

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    27. Re:I thought this was obvious to everybody by MBGMorden · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, there's also the problem that it's very difficult to trace back exactly a point when 1 "not a chicken" gave birth to "chicken" and we have a new species. I doubt there is any case where we would look at parent and offspring and conclude them to be completely different species (baring cross-species breeding). Evolution happens over a long time. Changes in species have to be observed over an equally long time.

      It's kinda like asking when dough becomes bread. There's definately a difference in the starting and ending state, but any two obervations made within a few seconds of each other would lead one to conclude that you're looking at the same thing both times.

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    28. Re:I thought this was obvious to everybody by msh104 · · Score: 1

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken

      here yah go.

      when reading the article i suddenly realized that the chickens outnumber us humans 4 to 1!...

      most of them living bad lives to end up as food for humanity...
      scare thought..

    29. Re:I thought this was obvious to everybody by HeroreV · · Score: 1

      Do multicellular organisms ever have genetic mutations that go throughout their entire bodies (thus making the almost-chicken a chicken) and get passed along to their offspring? I don't know much about this, but common sense at least says that it's unlikely. Anybody want to share?

    30. Re:I thought this was obvious to everybody by Zerathdune · · Score: 1
      good point, I definately oversimplified the situation, and there are a number of other posts here that point out little problems both with my answer and the question itself, which I've since read.

      In any case, my point that the question isn't really all that profound I think still stands. Flawed is probably a better adjetive, the answer isn't that simple, but it's also not as difficult as it's made out to be. It can be answered if you define the question better so that we can filter out all the ambiguities like what constitutes a chicken, etc, and if we are given the data to do so.

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    31. Re:I thought this was obvious to everybody by Eideewt · · Score: 1

      I believe they also have wings.

    32. Re:I thought this was obvious to everybody by Floody · · Score: 1
      Wow, and people say having faith in God is hard. Seems that believing in evolution takes a much larger leap of faith....


      Yeah, ok, I'll feed the troll.

      Judging from human history it would appear that faith in the supernatural is pretty easy and common-place; but that's not the point here.

      You're off the hook, as you don't need "faith" in evolution or science to figure out this "mystery", just some simple logic. The domestic chicken was created by huuman beings, and the first domestic chicken egg was layed while the maternal fowl was in the custody of said humans.

      To anyone who compares the features of a domestic dog with that of a timber wolf, it's obvious that some genetic change has occured. Not enough to prevent inter-breeding nor true speciation biologically speaking, but enough to alter the canine's natural appearence and behavior. That was caused by human beings and their mutually beneficial relationship with said canines over many generations. Same thing with the game hen and the standard issue coop chicken. Genetically compatible enough to interbreed, but slightly different. Before humans decided that game hen were tasty and/or useful enough to be placed in a controlled environment there were no chickens.

      Genetically, the differentiation between a game hen egg and a chicken egg is insubstantial, but that's the way the whole thing works. You'll never find some sort of wild punctuation between a sire/parent and his or her offspring (excepting for non-viable mutation and/or disease).

      There are modern examples of speciation in progress: the equines. Both horses, donkeys and zebras can be interbred in various combinations. Each is technically a separate equid species and the result in almost every cast of successful (some equid interbreeds have a higher failure rate than others) interbreeding is a healthy individual with the notable exception of the reproductive system. The resulting offspring is almost always infertile and thus a genetic dead-end; as in the case of the most popular and successful equine interbreed, the mule (male donkey + female horse). This is a prime (and rare) example of genetic diversification; the genotypes have changed just enough so that viable offspring are possible but not themselves capable of continuing reproduction. Without human intervention, it is unlikely that any (or very few) of these intermixed equids would exist in the wild.
    33. Re:I thought this was obvious to everybody by MadMorf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ultimately I think the answer to this lies in the distinction we make between egg and not egg.

      Nah, you've got it backwards...

      The answer lies in the distinction between "Chicken" and "Not Chicken"

    34. Re:I thought this was obvious to everybody by kfg · · Score: 1

      That's good enough for casual use, but since we're talking about the first chicken genetically you have to define chicken precisely enough that the not chicken parents can be distinuished from their chicken offspring.

      when reading the article i suddenly realized that the chickens outnumber us humans 4 to 1!...

      If that bothers you don't read too deeply about cockroaches.

      KFG

    35. Re:I thought this was obvious to everybody by EggyToast · · Score: 1

      Nope, it would taste almost like chicken.

    36. Re:I thought this was obvious to everybody by spun · · Score: 1

      No, you are thinking of Buffalos.

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    37. Re:I thought this was obvious to everybody by Vellmont · · Score: 1


      Nah, you've got it backwards...

      The answer lies in the distinction between "Chicken" and "Not Chicken"

      Touché...

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    38. Re:I thought this was obvious to everybody by web_boyo_in_sac · · Score: 1

      The Protochicken came first! which opens the question, which came first, the protochicken, or the protoegg?

    39. Re:I thought this was obvious to everybody by ceoyoyo · · Score: 2, Informative

      The mutation happens in the germ line cells of your parents. So the almost-chicken-daddy-with-bad-swimmers came first, then the egg, then the chicken. Unless it was the mommy-with-bad-floaters.

    40. Re:I thought this was obvious to everybody by ceoyoyo · · Score: 3, Funny

      Philosophers announce after 150 years (since The Origin of Species was published) that they've solved a great philosophical problem. Scientists and scientifically minded laymen say "duh."

    41. Re:I thought this was obvious to everybody by deathy_epl+ccs · · Score: 1

      But what if the almost-chicken converted?

      Then he'd have to start worrying about whether or not the worms he's eating are kosher.

    42. Re:I thought this was obvious to everybody by fanblade · · Score: 1

      No matter how you define the boundary of the species, there was a "first chicken". By definition, that chicken hatched from an egg. Question answered.

    43. Re:I thought this was obvious to everybody by istartedi · · Score: 1

      What if something that was almost a chicken gave live-birth to something that was a chicken, which laid an egg?

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    44. Re:I thought this was obvious to everybody by Kehvarl · · Score: 1

      No matter how you define the boundary of the species, there was a "first chicken". By definition, that chicken hatched from an egg. Question answered.

      The solution here is obvious: send several live chickens back in time to lay chicken eggs to produce the first chickens which will eventually produce the very chickens you send back in time. If you simultaniously kill off every chicken in the world as you send the chickens back in time, the very same chickens will come before the first egg and exist after the last eggs.

      We therefor require a device to enable travel in time. Anyone have a delorean I can borrow?

    45. Re:I thought this was obvious to everybody by NMerriam · · Score: 1

      Something that was almost a chicken laid an egg that hatched into a chicken. So, the egg had to have been first.

      Yeash, I'm kind of baffled at how this took any time for discussion. I should think any junior high biology student could figure this out. The "chicken and egg" problem is a nice metaphor, but once we discovered DNA the literal question was easily answered.

      What I'd like to see is a list of the scientists who were on the fence about the question, so that I can be sure to never pay attention to what they say.

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    46. Re:I thought this was obvious to everybody by Criterion · · Score: 1

      Not gonna happen since birds do not give live birth.

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    47. Re:I thought this was obvious to everybody by vlad30 · · Score: 1

      If was really that obvious there would be a US Patent on it

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    48. Re:I thought this was obvious to everybody by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think your argument is specious.

    49. Re:I thought this was obvious to everybody by Shadarr · · Score: 1

      I thought it was obvious too, but I guess when there's a grant involved the relative obviousness of the results is irrelevant.

    50. Re:I thought this was obvious to everybody by snoopyjd · · Score: 1

      So a geniticist take a chicken ovum, and replace the genetic material with that of an iguana, then the insert the fertilazed egg into a chicken. The chicken lays the egg.

      Is the egg a chicken egg? I would look like a chicken egg, and taste like a chicken egg but would have different DNA.

      Or would it be an iguana egg? If allowed to mature an iguana may emerge from it.

      I thought this debate was the essence of the riddle. It all depends on how you view the situation. If you are a snake looking for a meal, or a mother iguana suing for visitation rights.

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    51. Re:I thought this was obvious to everybody by JahToasted · · Score: 1
      Yes, but what did that "first chicken" breed with? If it was with with proto-chickens then the "first chicken" and the proto-chickens are not different species.

      Or do you beleive that the proto-chickens laid several chicken eggs within the lifetime of the chicken, all of which were genetically incompatible with the proto-chicken, but compatible with each other? The odds of that aren't likely.

      So the proto-chicken and the chicken are likely genetically compatible. That means that the proto-chickens and the chickens are actually the same species. The animal that laid the egg is as much a member of the chicken species as the egg is.

    52. Re:I thought this was obvious to everybody by Bobke · · Score: 1

      Even better: an egg is basically just a cell, so you can change the question to:
      "what came first: single-celled organisms or multi-celled animals?"

      After all, growing from a cell to a full grown up organism is basically the same as repeating your species' evolution real fast. In the womb we all have been a fish, an amphibian, a reptile, ...

      BTW: birds are descendants from dinosaurs, and (i know some) dinosaurs laid eggs. So the question in the first place should have been: which came first: the egg or the dinosaur?

    53. Re:I thought this was obvious to everybody by Eccles · · Score: 1

      So the proto-chicken and the chicken are likely genetically compatible. That means that the proto-chickens and the chickens are actually the same species.

      That is not the definition of species.

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    54. Re:I thought this was obvious to everybody by rawyin · · Score: 1

      I'm not sold as it were. I like the old answer:
      The chicken had to come first because this chicken is a chicken where-as the egg only has potential to be a chicken.

      I think we need to break this down. Is the question:
      a) Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
      b) Which came first, the chicken or the chicken egg?

      I think a implies b. Otherwise we'd know it was the egg because there have been eggs for far longer than there have been chickens!

    55. Re:I thought this was obvious to everybody by strikethree · · Score: 1

      Definitions are used to convey meaning, but the only thing that's real is the physical world, not our words for it.

      What world do you live in?

      strike

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    56. Re:I thought this was obvious to everybody by b166er_zeroone · · Score: 1

      "Something that was almost a chicken"

      howcome this phrase reminds me of KFC?

    57. Re:I thought this was obvious to everybody by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've seen the one where the FAG!!! (aka Alex P Keaton) hangs himself for being a self loathing FAG!!!.

  7. Omelettes... by sarlos · · Score: 1

    So what it comes down to is prehistoric man decided not to make an omelette out of the first egg, and now we have chickens?

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  8. Obligatory Chicken & Egg Joke #928 by shiafu · · Score: 5, Funny

    So the chicken and the egg are laying in bed together. The egg's smoking a cigarette. The chicken says, "Well, I guess we know the answer to THAT question!"

    1. Re:Obligatory Chicken & Egg Joke #928 by Odin_Tiger · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Lying. They are lying in bed together. Unless the chicken is laying the egg, while it is smoking, or they are both laying...something. Dunno what an egg can lay, though...

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    2. Re:Obligatory Chicken & Egg Joke #928 by CrazedWalrus · · Score: 3, Funny

      I think in this case, the egg may have been laying the chicken. :-P

    3. Re:Obligatory Chicken & Egg Joke #928 by Phroggy · · Score: 2, Informative

      If anyone has trouble with this:

      The verb "to lay" always requires an object; i.e. you must lay something, not just lay. The slang usage "getting laid" (meaning someone's having sex with you) is grammatically identical to an egg being laid by a chicken (a chicken is laying an egg); both a subject (the chicken) and an object (the egg) are involved.

      The phrase "Now I lay me down to sleep" works grammatically because it's reflexive: the object here is "me". "Now I lay down to sleep" would be incorrect.

      If you don't have an object, use "lie", not "lay".

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    4. Re:Obligatory Chicken & Egg Joke #928 by Ponga · · Score: 1

      That one layed an egg

    5. Re:Obligatory Chicken & Egg Joke #928 by KillerDeathRobot · · Score: 1

      Well, that's all true, but it fails to address what I think is the real cause for confusion between these two verbs. The past tense of the verb to "lie" is "lay." Thus, "I lay in bed all night tossing and turning" would be correct and in the past tense, while "let's go lay in bed" would of course be incorrect.

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    6. Re:Obligatory Chicken & Egg Joke #928 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does an inflatable mistress count as an object if I give her a name?

    7. Re:Obligatory Chicken & Egg Joke #928 by amastbaum · · Score: 1

      <obligatory>In Mother Russia, the Egg Lays You!</obligatory>

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  9. Flawed assumption by SeanTobin · · Score: 3, Insightful

    They are basing their argument on a flawed assumption. They assume that the first chicken would have had to come from an egg because its genetic material says that it grows from an egg. It is entirely possible that the first chicken was born of a non-egg and of course without changing its genetic makeup, laid the first egg. There are examples of animals with multiple reproductive paths to the same result. Think of hydras, jellyfish, yeasts, fungi, aphids, slime molds and sea anemones to name a few.

    I still believe that the first chicken was actually born of the very last chicken egg in existence, transported back in time by his noodly appendage.

    So, what does a mobius chicken taste like?

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    1. Re:Flawed assumption by Rendo · · Score: 0

      I sort of agree but don't. I think what happened was there was a chicken like bird, that someone got it's DNA raped by say radiation, and it of course laid eggs to begin with, but it's DNA was changed so much that it then became a chicken.

    2. Re:Flawed assumption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "They assume that the first chicken would have had to come from an egg"

      mammals come from "eggs" too. all animals do, dont they? Maybe not the type of egg you are thinking about but we all come from eggs

    3. Re:Flawed assumption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But all of the almost-a-chicken's ancestors had be laying eggs for millions of years. Same goes for all of it's descendents since then. It's pretty logical to assume that the almost-a-chicken reproduced the same way.

      The flawed assumption would be that for millions of years, a lineage of animals reproduced by laying eggs. Until one day the almost-a-chicken started reproducing by splitting in half (a very messy process for a multi-celled organism). This resulted in the chicken, which immediately reverted to laying eggs.

    4. Re:Flawed assumption by HeroreV · · Score: 1

      It is completely rediculous to compare 2 things simply because they have the same name. If you are dating a girl named Sarah and she catches you sleeping with another girl named Sarah, your argument isn't going to go over to well. If you offer somebody a peice of pie and you draw part of the symbol for pi then they are going to think you're half retarded.

  10. Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I came to that realization when I was about 9.

  11. Settled, almost by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 1

    Like any good theory we need evidence. So who is the unlucky sod going back in time to check the info? ;)

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    1. Re:Settled, almost by syzler · · Score: 1

      Like any good theory we need evidence.

      Actually it IS a theory because there is no evedience to support it. By definition a theory is simply a conjecture. A good theory logically explains a phenomenon.

      Some unlucky sod would have to go back in time to prove the theory. However if the theory was proved to be correct, it would be fact.

    2. Re:Settled, almost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I sense yet another failed science education. By definition, a scientific theory *is* supported by evidence.

  12. Now can we move on to more important issues??? by DaveM753 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Which is better, fried or scrambled?

    1. Re:Now can we move on to more important issues??? by pembo13 · · Score: 1

      Fried of course.

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  13. Doh! by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 0

    Everyone knows the egg comes first... you can't make scrambled eggs without breaking the egg. You would think an egghead philosopher would think of something better to think about.

    1. Re:Doh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    2. Re:Doh! by Eideewt · · Score: 1

      My life is now complete.

  14. ahem...disney by 42Penguins · · Score: 1

    "The debate, which may come as a relief to those with argumentative relatives, was organized by Disney to promote the release of the film "Chicken Little" on DVD."

    I smell a conflict of interest. Since this study was obviously tainted, the chicken MUST have come first.

    1. Re:ahem...disney by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I really hope /. is raking in some good cash for my eyeballs on this one.

  15. They messed up the punchline... by Stradenko · · Score: 2, Funny

    Q: Which came first; the chicken or the egg?

    A: The Rooster.

    1. Re:They messed up the punchline... by DanHibiki · · Score: 1

      and sometimes the chicken does not come at all.

  16. Evolutionarily speaking... by sidfaiwu · · Score: 1

    ...don't fish eggs predate chickens by a few million years?

    1. Re:Evolutionarily speaking... by dhasenan · · Score: 1

      A few million. Just a few. More like four hundred bloody million.

    2. Re:Evolutionarily speaking... by l5rfanboy · · Score: 1

      Thank you. This is the stupidest waste of scientific funding I've seen in a long while, almost beating out the 'which toothpaste flows down a wooden plank' experiment they did back in '91.

  17. Thanks! by bondsbw · · Score: 1

    Thanks for ruining my dissertation, you jerks!

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  18. Pteradactachickendyl by ellem · · Score: 1

    Which came first the chicken or the egg? Why the pteradactachickendyl of course.

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  19. If you're small enough... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    then you'll realize that reasoning was always obvious, however, you can't answer the question THAT certainly, since what one calls "chicken egg" also includes the actual egg, not only the contents.

    Maybe the first chicken was born from a pink egg, who knows.

  20. obvious by joe+155 · · Score: 1

    but really; how can they ever know, because evolution is so slow that you couldn't say that one generation was not a chicken and the next generation was... there will have been millions of years of blur...

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    1. Re:obvious by TheNumberless · · Score: 2, Insightful

      For this solution to work, you don't need to identify the first individual in the history of bird ancestry that can be rightly called a chicken, you just have to assume that it exists. No matter what reasonable criteria you use to distinguish between "chickens" and "not chickens" (and there's no denying that there's lots of room for argument here), such an individual exists that was the first to meet those criteria. And it hatched from an egg.

    2. Re:obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, you can't identify the exact specimen that changed the line from "not-chicken" to "chicken" but that doesn't make any difference. IT'S EGGS, ALL THE WAY BACK.

  21. That Explains it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The debate, which may come as a relief to those with argumentative relatives, was organized by Disney to promote the release of the film "Chicken Little" on DVD"

  22. Some mothers do have 'em by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmmmmm. Betty. The cat did a whoopsee on the philosophy question.

  23. Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, no shit. It took them this long to figure it out?

  24. I thought that this was Science Vs. Religion by mikeisme77 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I always thought this was a question of science vs. religion... If the egg came first, then clearly the chicken came from evolution (an animal like a chicken laid an egg that then became a chicken). However, if the chicken came first (scientifically impossible) then it was because made the chicken suddenly appear on the planet. So just wait for the ID people to refute this claim...

    1. Re:I thought that this was Science Vs. Religion by bob65 · · Score: 0
      However, if the chicken came first (scientifically impossible)

      What if, due to some mutation, some animal gave birth to a chicken (not via egg)? Then that chicken gave birth to an egg, etc....

    2. Re:I thought that this was Science Vs. Religion by dancpsu · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      It's easily a little more complex than that. The first chicken could have been birthed in a different form than an egg, and then laid the first egg as its offspring. Conversely, God could have made eggs first and had chickens hatch from them.

      Nice try though.

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    3. Re:I thought that this was Science Vs. Religion by revery · · Score: 2, Insightful
      f the egg came first, then clearly the chicken came from evolution (an animal like a chicken laid an egg that then became a chicken). However, if the chicken came first (scientifically impossible) then it was because made the chicken suddenly appear on the planet.

      uhm.... no...

      'Put simply, the reason [that the egg must have come first] is down to the fact that genetic material does not change during an animal's life.

      1. God creates chicken.
      2. Chicken lays egg.
      3. The chicken's genetic material does not change.


      Their argument is within the framework of an evolutionary worldview.
    4. Re:I thought that this was Science Vs. Religion by mikeisme77 · · Score: 1

      God creates chicken. Chicken lays egg. The chicken's genetic material does not change. Their argument is within the framework of an evolutionary worldview. Except for the whole "God creates chicken" thing then yes, it fits an evolutionary world view. In evolution, the chicken cannot come first--it has to evolve from something else first, and the embryo would have to be formed first and with VERY few exceptions all animals have eggs (although not all animals have eggs external from their body)--I am not counting single celled amoebas and such as animals, especially since the direct evolution from ->chicken would have had to come from something more complex then a single celled amoeba (and more complex then that of a sponge--which is just a colony of single celled organisms working together, if I remember my biology lessons correctly).

    5. Re:I thought that this was Science Vs. Religion by revery · · Score: 1

      I unsderstand what you were saying. My point was that ID/Creationists have no need to refute the "egg first" claim. If an all powerful being created everything, he could have made either one come first. (those - like me - who specifically believe the Genesis account might have to take issue with it though...)

    6. Re:I thought that this was Science Vs. Religion by mikeisme77 · · Score: 1

      Yes, but I never thought the Chicken Vs. Egg debate was about literally which came first, but was a symbol for the creationism Vs. evolution debate. With the chicken representing the Genesis "and God created a chicken and it was good" creationism approach and the egg representing "an embryo mutated and became a chicken" evolution approach. Plus, if God just created an egg then that begs some questions: 1) How did the egg hatch (it requires incubation)? 2) How did it survive (with other animals running around and an egg being perfectly tasty food)? 3) After the initial chicken hatched, how did it survive (with it being defenseless and unable to feed itself and again being a tasty snack for one of the other animals)? etc. But really, I look at the two as more symbolic than literal.

    7. Re:I thought that this was Science Vs. Religion by zenhkim · · Score: 1

      Tell me about it! The whole Creation Science / Intelligent Design camp makes me want to vomit. I still remember a Slashdot message thread I was involved with earlier this year with one such ID-head; it ended when he threw "a priori" and "Nietzsche" (spelling?) and "you can't put your trust in science because the entire world could be [or is?] an illusion" at me.

      WTF???

      Reminds me of a standup comedy bit that the late Bill Hicks did regarding Creationism: he pretended to strap himself down into a chair and asked how the Bible could have left dinosaurs completely out of the picture. The (hypothetical) Creationism guy answers,

      "Dinosaurs? God put those here to test our faith."

      Hicks grins, then pretends to test the straps that hold him down in the chair. "Boy, are you lucky I'm strapped in!!" (Laughter from audience)

      "I mean, isn't anyone else disturbed by the idea that God is FUCKING WITH OUR HEADS?!"

      At that point, the only thing you can do (which I did) is walk away from Mr. Creationism -- otherwise you'll lose your sanity (assuming you don't kill the stupid bastard first).

      Hicks, we miss you already....

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    8. Re:I thought that this was Science Vs. Religion by NMerriam · · Score: 1

      What if, due to some mutation, some animal gave birth to a chicken (not via egg)? Then that chicken gave birth to an egg, etc....

      You'd be pretty much disproving evolution if it were to happen, so at that point the chicken and egg answer would be the least interesting result of the birth :)

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    9. Re:I thought that this was Science Vs. Religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Religious Right wins this one either way. If the answer is that life begins in the egg, abortion is murder.

    10. Re:I thought that this was Science Vs. Religion by MikeSlashSlash · · Score: 1

      I guess another related question then is: Who came first? God or man?

    11. Re:I thought that this was Science Vs. Religion by mikeisme77 · · Score: 1

      And an excellent question that is. The Christian/Jewish (possibly Muslim--since that came from Abraham as well) God made man in the image of Himself, but there was a philosopher who once said something along the lines of "if horses created a god then he would be in the image of a horse." Again, I don't remember the exact quote, but basically its suggesting that rather than man having been created in God's image that we created God in our image. Also, if you've ever played Grandia II (and beaten it) the ending has a nice little commentary about this subject as well (it's been awhile but I believe in that case the people created a mechanical deity that ended up destroying and being destroyed by their planet's god--and the church was around to cover up the incident and recreate the mechanical deity).

    12. Re:I thought that this was Science Vs. Religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you are asking this, you obviously have not read very much of the Bible. God is, according to scripture, the Alpha and Omega (beginning and end). God created everything, and therefore anything other than God was created by Him. The question "which came first" in this sense, is quite invalid.

  25. obvious answer by rodentia · · Score: 1

    Like frog's legs.

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  26. Good grief! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is the answer I've been giving to the logic exercise since I was a wee 'lil tot... please tell me they're joking about just figuring it out now.

  27. Heathens! by spikexyz · · Score: 1

    The chicken was created on the fifth day you heathens!

  28. eggs or chicken eggs? by orb_fan · · Score: 1

    This is true, but only if you assume that the egg refers to any egg - if it's a chicken egg, then the chicken must have come first as only chickens can lay chicken eggs.

    1. Re:eggs or chicken eggs? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      If a chicken comes out of an egg, it must have been a chicken egg. It couldn't very well come out of any other kind of egg could it?

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    2. Re:eggs or chicken eggs? by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      Depends on if you define a chicken egg as "and egg from which a chicken hatches" or "an egg which is laid by a chicken". The former is an egg first situation, whereas the latter is a chicken first.

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    3. Re:eggs or chicken eggs? by hpa · · Score: 1
      Depends on if you define a chicken egg as "and egg from which a chicken hatches" or "an egg which is laid by a chicken". The former is an egg first situation, whereas the latter is a chicken first.

      A chicken egg is the same individual as the chick that hatches from the egg.

      A chicken is not the same individual as the egg it lays; it is rather the egg's parent.

      The individual that came from the first chicken hatched from the first (viable) chicken egg. Q.E.D.

      There are many funny problems that relate to boundary-drawing conditions, but this one isn't one of them; the answer is independent of the boundary.

    4. Re:eggs or chicken eggs? by bmalia · · Score: 1

      if it's a chicken egg, then the chicken must have come first as only chickens can lay chicken eggs.

      But then where did the chicken come from?

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    5. Re:eggs or chicken eggs? by orb_fan · · Score: 1

      From an almost-chicken egg

  29. Crap came first by SLOGEN · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Apparently, crap came first, the argument is plain stupid.

    The egg clearly came first since chickens evolved from species already laying eggs.

    If you ask if a specific chicken came before a specific chicken-egg, then probably yes, depending on the time of the laying/conception/[your preferred existance-deciding moment].

    If you ask if a specific chicken came before it's own egg, then obvously, no, which is well-established by the laws of causality.

    But, that those aside, in the more transcendal (and usual) interpretation the question doesn't make sense since development of a species is continuous and the whole concept of species is trying to break that continuous development into discrete steps. That process is bound to have boundary problems and the system of species should not be applied in those conditions.

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    1. Re:Crap came first by Flyboy+Connor · · Score: 1
      RTFA.

      It was a joke debate.

    2. Re:Crap came first by Rick+Sands · · Score: 1

      You should have auditioned for Princess Bride...

    3. Re:Crap came first by SLOGEN · · Score: 1

      Yeah, you could tell by it being so funny

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  30. Re:Obligatory Chicken & Egg Joke #929 by AtomicBomb · · Score: 1

    Q: Chicken or egg comes first?
    A: On the same plate please. May I have some tea as well?

  31. Yeah that was my thought by p3d0 · · Score: 1

    Did anyone honestly think the chicken came first?

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    1. Re:Yeah that was my thought by HolyCrapSCOsux · · Score: 1

      Fundementalists.
      God/Allah/FSM made the chicken. Then gave it the ability to lay eggs. And then god said unto man. Then God/Allah/FSM said "Eat my cock." The rest is history.

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  32. Actually it was the Egg by arghileh · · Score: 0

    See the Egg was on its back panting and next to the egg there was a chicken looking pissed. The Chicken rolls onto its side muttering "well that answers that question".

  33. Way to feed the Corporate Machine by Greyfox · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Did anyone happen to notice the last sentence of the article?

    The debate, which may come as a relief to those with argumentative relatives, was organized by Disney to promote the release of the film "Chicken Little" on DVD.

    So CNN and Slashdot are happily giving free advertising to The Mouse these days?

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    1. Re:Way to feed the Corporate Machine by pembo13 · · Score: 1

      Seems like you're doing more advertising, than either, since most of us didn't read that far, it at all.

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    2. Re:Way to feed the Corporate Machine by Capt+James+McCarthy · · Score: 1

      Would it make you feel better to say which came first, the penguin or the egg.

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    3. Re:Way to feed the Corporate Machine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, like...am I supposed to RTFA or not RTFA on Slashdot...

    4. Re:Way to feed the Corporate Machine by Knuckles · · Score: 1

      So a few scientists and philosophers thought, "why not", pocketed a few thousand grand, sat at a fake panel discussion about this idiotic question, produced the well-known (to everyone except Disney's brain-dead customers) answer after a few hours (no, this is the US, 30 mins max.), and this sorry spectacle gets reported on /. as an actual story? This is a new low point.

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    5. Re:Way to feed the Corporate Machine by Knuckles · · Score: 1

      Or a few grand even.

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    6. Re:Way to feed the Corporate Machine by shifzr · · Score: 1

      Sadly/funnily it seems like the question is still not so clear for some comment-posters ;) Thanks to Disney for getting the word out! LOL

  34. But... by kwiqsilver · · Score: 1
    That was a chicken in a pre-chicken's egg. The first chicken egg was laid by a chicken, so the chicken came before the chicken egg.

    Of course the easy answer to the question is that the egg came before the chicken, because sea animals were laying eggs before anybody had legs.

    1. Re:But... by shifzr · · Score: 1

      An eggspert in the article clearly refutes that argument: the parents DNA combined to give a chicken's embryo in an egg. the embryo obviously doesn't count as a chicken.

    2. Re:But... by Criterion · · Score: 1

      If it has a chicken in it, it's a chicken egg.

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  35. In today's other news by Blue6 · · Score: 1

    Scientists confirm nails can be driven into place by hammers, Philosophers still unsure if nails feel pain.

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  36. Speculation by rapett0 · · Score: 1

    I recently finished reading the Ancestor's Tale, which I found to be an awesome book, minus the occasional Sagan-esque polictical ramblings. Just thinking in terms of how he presented evolution through incremental change and subsequent survival, I wonder if its possible that maybe the first "chickens" did not hatch in "eggs" at all. Maybe (sorry for lack of technical terms here), the material in which the animal was born (live, not incubated in an egg), over time, developed into a harder material. As time moved forward, the placental material merged into this area as well. One thing leads to another and basically it became an independant birthing(?) unit. Similar to the who created God paradox, the egg did not just magically exist, it was created through circumstantial events that luckily enough managed to survive to become the defacto method of chick delivery.

    1. Re:Speculation by dhasenan · · Score: 1

      Such a thing would be possible, but chickens would then have to be placental mammals. They're dinosaurs, so no cheese. Dinosaurs come from a long line of oviparous animals.

      So, yes, possible, but it didn't happen.

    2. Re:Speculation by rapett0 · · Score: 1

      Thats true, I forgot about that *small* detail. But even so, going all the way back, I am more just referring to the concept of small change and subsequent survival of the changed genes. Its time to leave work...when I start forgetting birds are dinosaurs, you know it must be a long weekend :)

    3. Re:Speculation by Pfhreak · · Score: 1

      Actually, hard shelled eggs existed long before chickens came along, by a few hundred million years.

      In land vertebrates—mammals, specifically—reproduction evolved in the reverse order of the scenario you outline: the distant ancestors of mammals layed hard-shelled eggs, which eventually became rubbery (as with modern, monotreme mammals like the platypus), and then became live birth early in the embryonic development followed by a long period of further development in a pouch (as in marsupials), followed by full development in the womb (as with placental mammals). For everything else descended from that first amniote (birds, turtles, crocodiles, tuataras, lizards and snakes, and many extinct groups like non-avian dinosaurs and pterosaurs) it's been hard-shelled eggs all along.

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  37. Is it? by Poromenos1 · · Score: 1

    I had an argument with my friends the other day, mainly about how species differentiate. If a person becomes a different species, they can't mate with the other persons in the population, since that's the definition of a different species.

    My question is, do generations become new species (or lose their reproductive ability with members of the previous species) at once, or gradually over long periods of time? Because at some point that has to happen, and I can't imagine it happening gradually, they either can mate or they can't.

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    1. Re:Is it? by Knuckles · · Score: 1

      I think you are confusing the directions in which the definition of species works. Yes, a posteriori you define that a group of otherwise possibly quite similar animals or plants belong to different species when they can't produce fertile offspring (not "mate", you can very well mate with, well, a lot), because the missing gene exchange leads to increasingly big differences.

      However not being able to produce fertile offspring is not the only one that can lead to the separation of species in the first place.
      Suppose the a mutation happens in a population which makes part A of the population prefer other areas to live in part B. This can create two separate populations that could produce fertile offspring if they met, but don't meet and therefore don't mate (hehe). Keep this up for a few hundred thousand years, and you end up with two separate species.

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    2. Re:Is it? by afish40 · · Score: 1

      The Loom did some great articles on this matter recently that are worth a read.

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    3. Re:Is it? by Knuckles · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I must be stoned. Trying again without the mess:

      I think you are confusing the directions in which the definition of species works. Yes, a posteriori you define that a group of otherwise possibly quite similar animals or plants belong to different species when they can't produce fertile offspring (not "mate", you can very well mate with, well, a lot), because the missing gene exchange leads to increasingly big differences.

      However not being able to produce fertile offspring is not the only mechanism that can lead to the separation of species in the first place.
      Suppose a mutation happens in a population, which makes part A of the population prefer other areas to live than part B. This can create two separate populations, which could produce fertile offspring if they mated, but don't meet and therefore don't mate (hehe). Keep this up for a few hundred thousand years, and you end up with two separate species.

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    4. Re:Is it? by Eideewt · · Score: 1

      Gradually. The idea of species is one we invented because we like to classify things. It doesn't have a one-to-one correspondance with anything. Over time, populations can diverge, and after a while we would probably consider them different species, based on criteria such as their ability to interbreed. Actually, it's their ability to produce fertile offspring that we look at; horses and donkeys can clearly breed, but aren't considered the same animal. Regardless, the ability to interbreed isn't the only thing that determines whether two populations are considered the same species. It's really a fuzzy boundary. When everybody agrees that two animals are different enough to be considered a different species, then they are.

      It's interesting to consider the relationship of the "almost chicken" and the chicken it gives birth to. They would probably be considered the same species, even if the almost chicken wouldn't be considered the same species as a modern chicken. Your choice of classification depends a lot on where you divide up the lineage. We can look at a chicken and give it a name, and we can look at one of its non-chicken ancestors and say "This is not a chicken", but if you look at the whole family tree (I'm referring to individual animals -- the whole lineage), you'd be hard pressed to decide where chicken starts and not chicken ends. It's a continuum of chickenhood, and dividing it up is very subjective. When we look at the fossil record we see a bunch of different species, but all we're seeing is a few samples of a creature's lineage. If the whole thing were all laid out before you, then the idea of species would lose some of its meaning. Clear divisions are a result of our limited perspective and our desire to categorize.

      To answer the question of interbreeding, there is no point at which an organism switches to the next species and is unable to breed with its parents. There are just organisms that are so distantly related that they would not be able to breed. Just like you can read modern English just fine, read Shakespeare but miss some undertones, work through Chaucer with a little difficulty, and so on, back to Old English, which you probably can't understand at all. It's not that your English is far removed from the previous generation's, but that the language has changed gradually to its present form.

  38. Who came first? The chicken or the egg? by Chemkook · · Score: 1

    The chicken is smoking a cigarette.

  39. It's just semantics by loggia · · Score: 1

    If a chicken that wasn't born out of an egg is considered a chicken, then the chicken came first. One of those chickens eventually hatched an egg.

    If a chicken that wasn't born out of an egg is not considered a chicken... then only the first egg it produces is a chicken. Then the egg came first.

    It's just semantics...

    1. Re:It's just semantics by dhasenan · · Score: 1

      Um, no.

      First, the first chicken hatched from an egg. Eggs were around for some hundreds of millions of years before chickens.

      If we restrict the discussion to chicken eggs, then it's entirely dependent on what you consider a chicken, and then on the argument you mention. But the argument has not been restricted to chicken eggs.

    2. Re:It's just semantics by loggia · · Score: 1

      If you don't restrict the argument to chicken eggs, then it is... exactly the same argument. What came first, the pre-chicken or the pre-chicken-egg?

      This isn't a question of "When did chickens evolve to their present state?"

    3. Re:It's just semantics by dhasenan · · Score: 1

      In that case, the first eukaryote ancestor of chickens didn't lay eggs. But that clearly wasn't a chicken. A chicken is a bird, and the synapomorphies of birds include laying eggs; ergo, nothing that does not lay eggs is a chicken. Since the question doesn't ask "Which came first, the pre-chicken or the pre-chicken egg", then we must assume that it's talking about chickens and eggs in any reasonable definition of the words.

      Moreover, the problem didn't specify chicken eggs, just eggs. QED.

    4. Re:It's just semantics by Fnkmaster · · Score: 1

      Thank you for proving the original poster's point, that it's just semantics.

    5. Re:It's just semantics by dhasenan · · Score: 1

      Every problem is specified semantically, I suppose. Otherwise, we would be unable to talk about anything--though we could use well-formed sentences to do so.

  40. Ah creationism vs evolution debate again by Enrique1218 · · Score: 1

    The underlining assumption implicit to their arguement is evolution is an actual phenomenon responsible for the creation of new species. But, a creationist would still argue that the "Creator" wave his (her?) hand and created the chicken. The chicken then laid the egg. I am more convince by the former but for many the question is still in dispute.

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    1. Re:Ah creationism vs evolution debate again by Wooster_UK · · Score: 1

      Yes, I can remember having this discussion in an A-Level Physics (!) class as a demonstration of the distance between the two positions: they can't even agree on a question like that. It seems to me that there's a tricky question about the definition of a species lurking in the background, but I'm only a humble mathematical physicist, so I'm well outside my area of specialism. But let that not distract from the main point: all hail the Prime Chicken! Or was it Egg? Now, lemme think about this one...

  41. Wow by Odin_Tiger · · Score: 1

    Wow, man...this must be a -really- slow news day.

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      Memorial Day Weekend, dude.

  42. Which came first: by ettlz · · Score: 1

    the source code or the editor?

    1. Re:Which came first: by dancpsu · · Score: 1

      Well, someone had to write TECO.

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  43. Uh huh... by bhunachchicken · · Score: 1

    "Chicken and Egg Problem Solved: It seems scientists and philosophers now agree which came first. The Egg."

    Slow news day, huh? :)

  44. That's what I said... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... fifteen years ago - when I was eight!

    Obviously I didn't use fancy words like genetic material, but I had the basic idea!

  45. Re:Obligatory Chicken & Egg Joke #930 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

    The rooster.

    The chicken comes second, or not at all.

  46. Re:How did they measure it ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    his hypothesis, if correct, is still backwards. since the genetic material can't change after birth, then the first chicken was born that was going to lay the first egg. it possessed the genes to lay the egg at birth, then layed it.

  47. Re: Chicken and Egg Problem Solved by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    egg first? no way! eggs only contain half the chromosomes require for life. males must provide the other half. I'd argue this guy just proved Evolution false!

  48. I don't get it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What do you mean?

    1. Re:I don't get it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      -Who came first-
      Here it was the egg -

    2. Re:I don't get it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Worry not, friend, for you represent the 99.9% of Slashdot's posters too fearful to write your very response.

      By the way, I am the other 0.1%.

  49. ob geb... by DocLandolt · · Score: 1

    75 comments and no references to GEB and self-referentiality? What gives?

  50. the question is wrong by hansreiser · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The question presupposes that at a certain point there existed something that was suddenly entirely a chicken. We know this to be false. One feature at a time, one generation at a time, lizards gradually became more and more chicken. Both Taoism and evolution contribute to better understanding this question. From Taoism, understand that categories and names are arbitrary and inherently inaccurate. From evolution understand that chickens have gradually shaded into being over millions of years. From this, understand that within the span of one generation, there was no single change that gave the label chicken sudden meaning. The name chicken does not have meaning when distinguishing between two adjacent generations of things with chicken characteristics. It is like using a magnifying glass to look at an atom. The name "chicken" is inappropriate for single generation distinctions, and lacks usable meaning. Similarly, it is likely that eggs came into existence in a single generation, and so egg lacks meaning. Since both egg and chicken lack the semantic power to distinguish generations, the question is wrong as it is intended.

    Of course, if you want to interpret the question not as it was meant, then you can say that lizards and their eggs came before chickens and their eggs, therefor eggs came millions of years before chickens.

    1. Re:the question is wrong by bennomatic · · Score: 1
      Yeah, when I was 10, I decided that the question should have been: "which came first, the chicken or the chicken egg?" However, that made the question difficult, so I didn't push it. Instead, the easy answer to the question, as asked, is: the egg.

      No great shakes here.

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    2. Re:the question is wrong by Stalyn · · Score: 1

      We can utilize a Kripkean account (possible-world semantics) to analyze what the name "chicken" means. The name "chicken" points to a specific kind of animal in every possible-world where this animal exists.

      Introduce the identity statement "chicken is X" where X would be equivalent to chicken and therefore points out a chicken in every possible-world where chickens exist. Normally we take X to be certain essential characteristics that distinctly point out a chicken. We know from Genetics that essential characteristics that distinctly differentiate an animal species and sub-species can be reduced to a DNA sequence. Therefore X means a DNA sequence that points out every chicken in possible-worlds where chickens exist.

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    3. Re:the question is wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so what you are saying is that:

      words are but a finger pointing to the moon. concentrate on the finger and you have missed the glory of the heavens.

      leave it to Taoists to explain things in such wordy fashions that Chan Buddhists seem to be able to explain in a couple of sentences.

  51. Two days ago by the.Ceph · · Score: 2, Funny

    Two days ago I was driving for a few hours in my car and started thinking about this and came to the same conclusion.

    I knew they were onto me.... *puts tinfoil hat back on*

  52. Now what I wish they'd prove... by PB_TPU_40 · · Score: 2, Funny

    P = ~P

    For those who haven't had any Philosphy classes relating to logic... P equals NOT P.

    When they prove that, we'll I'm building myself a perpetual motion machine.

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  53. Duh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Strangely, I posited this to my friends over beer years ago, but I didn't think it was really that difficult a problem.

    I was assuming the egg in question is a "chicken egg", not any other kind of egg. (Eggs in general predate chickens by millions of years.) I also assumed that by definition, a "chicken egg" meant "an egg laid by a chicken", not merely "an egg surrounding a chicken". The conclusion is somewhat obvious, and I don't see why this is news. ;)

  54. Evolution vs. Creation by buckhead_buddy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I never thought this was a real question which people actually even considered debating. The answer was always clear and straight-forward depending on whether you favored evolution or creation as the source of life. If you favored the idea that God created the whole world and its inhabitants as adults you obviously thought the chicken came first. If you favored the Darwinian evolution, then you state that it was the egg and that the chicken came from a pairing, mutation, or other accident of birth in an evolutionary manner. Beyond using this to summarize (and probably short-circuit) debates on evolution vs. creation, I don't think the question would have made it into popular culture.

    A similar question was "How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?" (to my understanding) wasn't really about angel-packing theory but was a question about whether you believed that there was a spiritual world coexisting with ours or whether spritual ideas came strictly from men and inhabitants of this world. If you believed in a parallel spiritual world the answer was infinite angles. If you thought that angels were butterflies or people or something with mass then the answer was non-infinite. There wasn't any real debate (do hallucinations of angels count?) but it was another question that simply summarized a particular stance of ideas.

    All that comes to mind right now is that horrible song on Sesame Street or the Electric Company or something where they show chickens and eggs and chickens hatching from eggs and a country singer fiddling away singing "Which came first the Chicken or the Egg? The chicken or the Egg? The Chicken or the Egg? Which came first the Chicken or the Egg?" ad smeging infinitum. Grrr. There's going to be an infinite number of angels hunting down whoever posted this and reawakened that memory for me.

    1. Re:Evolution vs. Creation by Sebastopol · · Score: 1

      Thanks. Now that drawled, banjo pickin' ditty is going to be in my head all day.

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    2. Re:Evolution vs. Creation by fanblade · · Score: 1

      If you favored the idea that God created the whole world and its inhabitants as adults you obviously thought the chicken came first.

      And if you favor the idea that God created animals in egg form?

    3. Re:Evolution vs. Creation by DarkHelmet · · Score: 1
      All that comes to mind right now is that horrible song on Sesame Street or the Electric Company or something where they show chickens and eggs and chickens hatching from eggs and a country singer fiddling away singing "Which came first the Chicken or the Egg? The chicken or the Egg? The Chicken or the Egg? Which came first the Chicken or the Egg?" ad smeging infinitum

      You bastard! I spent many years of therapy trying to get that Sesame Street (yes, it was Sesame Street) song out of my head when I used to go to sleep every night. Now, it's going to come back to me, I'm going to go apeshit from lack of sleep, and kill 20 people.

      How does that make you feel, punk?

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    4. Re:Evolution vs. Creation by TrevorB · · Score: 1

      I'd give a 2 month's worth of mod points for a single +1, Insightful right about now.

      Kudos!

    5. Re:Evolution vs. Creation by jackspenn · · Score: 1
      And if you favor the idea that God created animals in egg form?

      Then you would have to convienently ignore the existance of mammals and marsupials. You fish smelling, lizard loving, bird watching, insect studying, hair hater.

      Go wash your mouth out with milk you self-hating-mammal.

      All in good fun.

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    6. Re:Evolution vs. Creation by dodongo · · Score: 1
      I spent many years of therapy trying to get that Sesame Street (yes, it was Sesame Street) song out of my head when I used to go to sleep every night. Now, it's going to come back to me, I'm going to go apeshit from lack of sleep, and kill 20 people.


      I shit you not, I had that song rattling around in my head while reading this article. I didn't have the slightest idea why. But yet I was sure it was actually in a song.

      Evidently my mind-wipe was much more effective than yours. Regardless, I'm sure we'll both be on a zombie-like brain eating spree tonight on account of the disaster which asshole-grandparent hath wrough.
  55. Eggs For Breakfast, Chicken For Dinner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The egg came first, because breakfast comes before dinner.

    "R-squared"

    PS - Why don't eggs don't taste like chicken?

  56. As everybody already knows, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The chicken sprung perfectly formed from the rib of the first turkey.

    What? If people are stupid enough to buy it when discussing humans, why should birds be any different...

  57. Re: Chicken and Egg Problem Solved by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    males must provide the the other half


    A designed process I'm quite fond of :)
  58. I could have told you that this is how the theory of evolution would suggest things when I was in high school. Problem is that I believe God created the world, and I'm not convinced that He did so using evolution. Thus I'm inclined to believe it was a chicken first.

  59. Christian Propoganda!!!!!111111 by LordMyren · · Score: 1

    Clearly this is just further "christian science" meddling to try to get us to believe an individual is born at conception.

    No matter how much of a mutant freak they really are.
    Identify mutants. For your protection.

  60. The truth about chickens by null+etc. · · Score: 1

    Chickens came from plants. We all know that plants have demonstrated the amazing ability to undergo genetic changes in response to stressful factors within the environment. It's clear to me that one such plant evolved instantaneously into what we now call chicken. So did many other animals; that's why everything tastes like chicken.

    1. Re:The truth about chickens by bmalia · · Score: 1

      Puff, puff, give, motha fucka!

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  61. Re:They messed up the punchline...again by Teun · · Score: 1

    First was the Easter bunny.

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  62. Article is wrong...in a way by natural1 · · Score: 1
    Put simply, the reason is down to the fact that genetic material does not change during an animal's life
    Well, genetic material may not 'change' during an animal's lifetime (if we're only talking about DNA), but the way that genes are expressed DOES change, depending on environmental condiditons. Under different circumstances, a gene may express itself several different ways, depending on which facilitator protiens are working with it. So - chickens may have previously given birth to live young, but a differntial expression of the egg production gene may have led to an egg laying individual who was selected for, ad infinitum. This is not a mutation - and it's all covered in the new theories about Evo-Devo Bio (Evolutionary Developmental Biology).
  63. Evolution isn't discrete by slagell · · Score: 1

    This, like problems in people's understanding of evolution, is from our (human's) tendencies to think discretely. We like discrete groupings and classifications. But obviously there wasn't a single generation where we can say the parent wasn't a chicken but the offspring was. THese changes are gradual, and any attempt to put some hard division between chicken and nonchicken like that would be making some arbitrary division point.

  64. unfortunately... by Wah · · Score: 1

    ...this couldn't be known until the egg hatched...and you have a chicken.

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  65. Nope by MBCook · · Score: 1
    Nope, it depends on exactly how you define things.

    If you mean "the chicken or any kind of egg", the answer is any kind of egg. Obviously, dinosaurs had eggs before chickens existed.

    If you mean "the chicken or the chicken's egg", the answer is the chicken. Only a chicken can lay a chicken's egg.

    If you mean "the chicken or the egg containing a chicken", then the answer is the egg, because as the article points out the first chicken had to exist in an egg before it laid eggs of its own.

    So... what kind of egg?

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  66. Serious question by Beek · · Score: 1

    Do scientists get paid to work these kinda tongue-in-cheek problems? Or do they work on these when they're bored and put them out for fun and a little publicity?

    1. Re:Serious question by Flyboy+Connor · · Score: 1
      As a scientist, I can tell you that scientists do not get paid to work on such problems. They get paid for their serious work, on which the average scientist spends over 60 hours per week. Since they get paid for only 40 (and usually not much at that), I'd say they have earned the right to joke around now and again.

      And the publicity doesn't hurt either.

  67. But then... by The+Creator · · Score: 1

    If P was NOT P and you built one, then you whould no longer have one... *confused*

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  68. WRONG!~ by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 1

    The chicken came first - Eggs don't have sex organs (vital)...

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    1. Re:WRONG!~ by bmalia · · Score: 1

      Then where did the chicken come from?

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    2. Re:WRONG!~ by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 1

      Look, if you need the mechanics explained - start by searching for "Pr0n" on google....

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  69. Chickeness by AlpineR · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Three points:

    1) Do we eat chicken eggs? Their resolution of the argument seems based on the fact that the first genetic chicken was assembled as an egg before growing into a pecking, clucking creature capable of reproduction. But aren't the eggs that we eat unfertilized and unable to grow into chickens? If their definition of "chicken egg" is that which can grow into a chicken, then we apparently eat omelet eggs, cake eggs, and key lime pie eggs.

    2) What was the first entity in the adult/egg cycle? Before the first chicken egg, there were ever-so-chickenlike adults with mutated strands of DNA in their unfertilized egg or sperm. It's hard to say that their offspring was 100% chicken while they were 0% chicken. So chickeness gradually evolved from the first entity capable of adult/egg reproduction, and that entity was certainly not very chickenlike at all. But it did start the cycle rolling. Since the creatures before this entity did not lay eggs, I posit that the egg-laying gene mutated within an adult creature. Therefore the chicken, metaphorically, came first.

    3) I always read Slashdot comments nested.

    AlpineR

    1. Re:Chickeness by espressojim · · Score: 1
      1) Do we eat chicken eggs? Their resolution of the argument seems based on the fact that the first genetic chicken was assembled as an egg before growing into a pecking, clucking creature capable of reproduction. But aren't the eggs that we eat unfertilized and unable to grow into chickens? If their definition of "chicken egg" is that which can grow into a chicken, then we apparently eat omelet eggs, cake eggs, and key lime pie eggs.


      We eat chicken eggs, as well as duck eggs, etc. I'm not sure how you decided that an egg's fertilization status changes it's makeup. Regardless of it's potential, it's still an egg from a chicken. If it makes you feel better, people also eat fertilized chicken eggs.


      2) What was the first entity in the adult/egg cycle? Before the first chicken egg, there were ever-so-chickenlike adults with mutated strands of DNA in their unfertilized egg or sperm. It's hard to say that their offspring was 100% chicken while they were 0% chicken. So chickeness gradually evolved from the first entity capable of adult/egg reproduction, and that entity was certainly not very chickenlike at all. But it did start the cycle rolling. Since the creatures before this entity did not lay eggs, I posit that the egg-laying gene mutated within an adult creature. Therefore the chicken, metaphorically, came first.


      Somatic mutations are not passed on to offspring. The mutation would have to be in the germ line (passed on to the next generation) to be heritable. Lemarkian genetics didn't work out, contrary to your education regarding genetics.

      In all seriousness, I suggest you hop off the semantic soap box, as that's all you've got going in your post.
  70. BLASPHEMY! by fithmo · · Score: 0

    This "science" flys in the face of what millions know to be absolute pure fact and you are abashing our faith in the unseen as a consequence!

    It states clearly in the book of Ragu chapter 16:20 that eggs were concieved by the Him for the purpose of making omlettes, that the lives of all pirates might be more delicious, especially at breakfast.

    Chickens were created as an after-thought to automate the egg making process because He got tired of making all the eggs by using His own noodley-appendages.

  71. Re:Old News - Older even than you by Hjalmar · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that your college paper doesn't pre-date Cecil Adams, who published the same answer in 1984: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

  72. I always figured it was the egg. by Mike+Buddha · · Score: 1

    I assumed that the first chicken would have originated as an egg of a creature that was very similar, but not quite a chicken.

    Apparently, the eggheads agree.

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  73. Way to go, Einstein by b1t+r0t · · Score: 1
    I figured this out on my own at least 20 years ago, and I can't be the only one.

    So is this guy any relation to one miss Anne Elk?

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  74. I think they're wrong. by nixomose · · Score: 1


    erm, I kinda dissagree.

        The thing that evolved into a chicken was born by some method other than egg, but it was born with the
    mutation that made it produce eggs, so in fact, the non-egg-producing chicken came first, then by some
    non-egg means came the mutated egg-producing chicken, then came the first egg.
          By their own argument, their argument doesn't make sens.

    1. Re:I think they're wrong. by nub!s · · Score: 1

      I was waiting for them to solve this problem so that they could get on solving the 'is there noise when no one is listening?' question, you insensitive clod!

  75. Wrong, it was the chicken. by dl_zero · · Score: 1

    The chicken came first of course, since evolution is a false science with no proof, and God created the universe and everything in it (chickens too), the chicken came first.

    1. Re:Wrong, it was the chicken. by bmalia · · Score: 1

      The chicken came first of course, since evolution is a false science with no proof, and God created the universe and everything in it (chickens too), the chicken came first.

      And you have proof that God creating the universe w/ chickens isn't "false science"?

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  76. This whole discussion misses the point by JemalCole · · Score: 1

    The question was never about genetic material, and there is no answer. It's meant to be a question of semantics: what do we mean by a chicken and what do we mean by a chicken egg?

    Clearly a chicken egg is an egg layed by a chicken, so the chicken had to come first. But just as clearly, a chicken is just what it says: a chicken. So a chicken born from any egg is still a chicken, and the egg came before it. So the egg came first. And while an egg that hatches a chicken is clearly a chicken egg... well you take it from there: how many ways can you think of to define each so that it's first?

    The point isn't to have an answer, it's to ask questions about the nature of things. So bravo to everyone invoved in TFA, because they don't know what the hell they're talking about.

  77. Everyone know god was hatched from an egg by bxbaser · · Score: 1

    So how could he have created chickens if he wasnt hatched first.

    All these questions are easily answered in the bible.

  78. So what about P=NP ? by lord_rob+the+only+on · · Score: 1

    Please hurry ! Give me the proof (send a mail privately please) ! I have failed my computability exam :/ now if I know the proof that P != NP I won't have to study that course anymore and I'll be on holyday. Thanks.

  79. Scientific Process by CODiNE · · Score: 1

    Ummm... no offense guys, but I see all these posts full of "Well DUH!" responses. You should be looking for holes in this, not immediately declaring your support. Isn't scientific progress made by disagreeing with theories and looking for mistakes in them?

    And you wonder why creationists call evolution faith.

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  80. So to sum up... by Polo · · Score: 1

    A chicken is an egg's way of producing more eggs.

  81. that cleared it up by BitterAndDrunk · · Score: 1

    Thanks for lying that one to rest.

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  82. The answer was always clear to us programmers. by Slashdolt · · Score: 1

    Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

    Yes.

  83. Which came first? by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 1

    Well, thank god that for the once, the answer isn't "me"...

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  84. Chicken and Egg Were Designed Concurrently by MOBE2001 · · Score: 1

    That's the Intelligent Design answer and it does not seem to be contradictory, at least from this vantage point. Nor does it lead to an infinite regress. IOW, what came first, the processor or the registers? the yin or the yang? It's all indivisible.

    1. Re:Chicken and Egg Were Designed Concurrently by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It's all indivisible.
      Yeah. If you're a dumbass.
  85. Which came first? by nsayer · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Why, the rooster, of course.

  86. lie vrs. lay by MegaThawt · · Score: 1

    yeah, but ... is that why geek guys don't have girl friends? Because they try to woo with

    Lie, lady, lie, lie across my big brass bed
    (she is looking at you funny)
    Lay yourself, lady, lay yourself, lay yourself across my big brass bed
    (she is already headed out the door)

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  87. The real question. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is the egg the chickens way of making more chickens, or is the chicken the eggs way of making more eggs?

  88. In that case, the chicken by xant · · Score: 1

    It doesn't matter. In your formulation of the problem, for whatever definition of egg, the egg producer came first, for the same reason given by OP--but the subtle alteration of the wording reverses the meaning of the problem. Something hatched from something that was not-quite-an-egg, and laid an egg. Therefore, the producer of the egg came first in that formulation.

    It does not in any way depend on your definition of chickens or eggs, it simply depends on the wording. If you specify "chicken" as the goal feature, the egg came first. If you specify "egg" as the goal feature, the egg-layer came first.

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    1. Re:In that case, the chicken by Vellmont · · Score: 1

      I think you've missed the point. In the question it's "which came first, egg producer a or the egg". If egg producer b produces something you'll call an egg, which then hatches into egg producer a, then the egg came first because it wasn't produced by egg producer a, but by egg producer b.

      The distinctions are kind of dumb, and really the whole question is dumb. The point is that these language distinctions aren't real, or at least are as real as they're usefull. If you had an actual question to answer that was well defined, then your definitions of egg producer, and egg become relevent. In the abscence of context, however, the whole thing is meaningless.

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  89. Re:Old News - Older even than you by Total_Wimp · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that your college paper doesn't pre-date Cecil Adams, who published the same answer in 1984: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?


    Cecil Adams' response was only correct for one interpretation of the question. That interpretation is a question of whether eggs of any sort existed before chickens of any sort. His interpretation is only useful if you intend to be a smart-ass by answering the letter of the question rather than the common interpretation. The more common interpretation of this question is whether chicken eggs existed before chickens themselves. That is the question that TFA seeks to answer.

    BTW, I also answered this question years ago (though not before '84). All it got me was dumb stares from the people I told it to. Now that my answer has been "officially confirmed" I expect nothing but head scratching and comments like, "I don't remember you saying anything like that at all."

    The answer is actaully quite obvious from an evolutionary perspective. If evolution happens between generations, then what came before the first chicken egg had to be a non-chicken. Thus the egg came first.

    TW

  90. But the answer is still right by SheldonYoung · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If their logic is correct then it doesn't matter at what point the label "chicken" could be applied, what was contained the egg still must have been a "chicken".

    1. Re:But the answer is still right by JahToasted · · Score: 1

      And the animal that laid the egg must have been a chicken, since only chickens can lay chicken eggs.

  91. Yada-Yada by mBytz · · Score: 1
    Seriously, I understood that the egg came first years ago...
    Put simply, the reason is down to the fact that genetic material does not change during an animal's life.
    ... But very soon we might not be so sure... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epigenetics
  92. Re:Old News - Older even than you by Poltras · · Score: 2, Funny
    I don't remember you saying anything like that at all.

    But then again... I probably don't know you.

  93. Slashdot... by wbren · · Score: 1

    News for poultry. Stuff that hatches.

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  94. God, On the first day created.... by sbsaylors · · Score: 1

    Okay just so everyone is clear, we've had the answer for years, its in the bible right here in Genesis 1:20. And God said, "Let the water teem with living creatures, and let birds fly above the earth across the expanse of the sky." He said *birds* not eggs... problem solved!!!

    Of course the book says bats were fowls... oh, and I'm an atheist... hum... guess the point goes to the egg!

  95. That's it? by nilbog · · Score: 1

    That's it? That's the answer to the final debate? The egg came first because chicken's come from eggs? Next month the cutting edge research might reverse this one when it's discovered that eggs actually come from chickens!

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  96. Depends on what the meaning of the word 'egg' is. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    To paraphrase President Clinton:

    "It depends on what the meaning of the word 'egg' is. If the--if the--if 'egg' means egg as it exists today and never before, that is not--that is one thing. If it means egg as a general term, then that was a completely false statement..."

    Was the parent of the first so-called egg born without anything resembling an egg? Highly unlikely, since natural selection is more gradual. More likely the egg of each child differs only slightly, only microscopically from the "egg" of the parent. With each generation some slight variation may occur and some of those (stronger shell, more food inside, etc.) may prove advantageous and will persist in following generations.

    There is no way we would see one generation born without something very strongly resembling an egg and the next generation suddenly born with an egg. Instead the successive generations would produce an "egg" more and more suited to the environment. But our eyes could not distinguish any difference between successive generations of egg.

    So to again paraphrase the President, it depends on what the meaning of the word 'egg' is.

  97. Which came first? by FernandoValenzuela · · Score: 1

    Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

    The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

  98. No way. by blackcanoflysol · · Score: 1

    This is pretty stupid. Why did it take so long to decide this, because of religion or soemthing stupid? As an atheist, I can look at it logically without a God interfering. Obviously, there was a chicken like creature who laid an egg. The embryo in the egg had some genetic mutations or adaptations that made the chicken we have today. The egg hatched, and now we have the chicken. People are so dense, eh?

  99. stupid answer by Nyall · · Score: 1

    so now what comes first the dinosaur or the egg ?

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  100. I always interpreted the question the wrong way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I always thought the chicken came first because I understood the question as "What came first? The chicken or the [chicken] egg?" Anyway, I agree with TFA. Silly me.

  101. egg to chicken to chicken egg by CYDVicious · · Score: 1

    Eggs were in existence long before there were "chicken" clucking around. What ever "bird" not a chicken that laid an egg the bore a chicken...laid an egg that was NOT a chicken egg. The Chicken that came from whatever egg that was not of a chicken, then in turn laid an egg that was a chicken egg. There for Egg cam before the chicken, chicken came after the egg, the chicken egg came after the chicken, and Mc Donalds Egg McMuffin came after the Chicken Egg...

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    1. Re:egg to chicken to chicken egg by bmalia · · Score: 1

      and Mc Donalds Egg McMuffin came after the Chicken Which evolved into the McGriddle

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  102. The answer is obvious. by master_p · · Score: 1

    Neither came first. They both came together: initial cells did not lay eggs, but they were duplicated: they cloned themselves.

    1. Re:The answer is obvious. by jc42 · · Score: 1

      Neither came first. They both came together ...

      Nah; the problem with trying to make a quandary out of this question is that fish were laying eggs 100 million years before there were chickens (or even birds). And the dinosaur ancestors of birds laid eggs that were pretty much indistinguishable from bird eggs. (They probably tasted just like chicken eggs, too. ;-)

      To make it an interesting question, you need to add a lot more words to the question. And you have to be careful with your definitions.

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  103. Yes But.... by Stormy+Dragon · · Score: 1

    The embryo in the egg was a chicken, but the egg is not entriely produced by the embryo, parts of it (such as the shell) are produced by the parent organism, so the putative first chicken embryo may not have been encased in a chicken egg.

  104. To make it simple... by Antony-Kyre · · Score: 1

    to non-chickens, but still chicken-like, get it on and produce an offspring that is known as a chicken. You become a product of your parents.

  105. I like eggs ;o by Kenoli · · Score: 1

    Everyone knows eggs came first. Even if not the chicken egg, certainly other kinds. =) The story isn't about that. It's about scientists and philosophers actually agreeing on something! :O

  106. I think the chicken was first by ahem · · Score: 1

    So, assume that there was something that was the modern-day chicken, that hatched out from something that wasn't quite exactly an egg yet. Then that chicken grew up to lay what was now exactly a modern-day egg. Then the chicken would have come first because it hatched from something that wasn't an egg.

    And now for something completely different...

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  107. I answered this years ago as well: by Burz · · Score: 1

    The more common interpretation of this question is whether chicken eggs existed before chickens themselves. That is the question that TFA seeks to answer.

    We agree that the question is really concerned with chicken eggs, not eggs in general.

    Therefore, a non-chicken layed a non-chicken egg containing a chicken embryo. The chicken came first, and the first chicken layed the first chicken egg after that. :-)

    1. Re:I answered this years ago as well: by Shads · · Score: 1

      That depends also, is an egg defined as the egg of what layed/nursed/cared for it or what it contains?

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    2. Re:I answered this years ago as well: by Criterion · · Score: 1

      Whether or not a chicken layed the egg is not the question, but that a chicken is *inside* the egg is pretty much the definition of it being a chicken egg.

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    3. Re:I answered this years ago as well: by It'sYerMam · · Score: 1

      Precisely: the question rests simply on what you take as your egg. Of course, if it's any old egg, then eggs came before chickens. If it's specifically a chicken egg, then you need to decide whether a chicken egg is an egg from a chicken, or an egg with a chicken inside.

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    4. Re:I answered this years ago as well: by DjReagan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So if a chicken lays an unfertilised egg, that just contains yolk and eggwhite and no developing chicken, what sort of egg is it? I'd suggest it is still a chicken egg. Therefore it's not just what's inside the egg that defines what the egg is.

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    5. Re:I answered this years ago as well: by Burz · · Score: 1

      Yes, and we see that the original question is too limited to be taken seriously except as a good way to get people to discuss semantics.

    6. Re:I answered this years ago as well: by jtpalinmajere · · Score: 1



      This of course assumes that the first chicken was in fact a chicken while in an embryonic state.

      </shameless allusion to abortion philosophy>

      While we're making assumptions, this also assumes that the first chicken came from an egg to begin with. It could simply be a freak mutation of some universal ancestral creature that reproduced through simple cell division or some such process.

      At least *that* would explain why chicken tastes like everything and vice-versa!

    7. Re:I answered this years ago as well: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if the chicken is male?

  108. Obviously wrong - it's a trick question! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The egg cannot come first, only the chicken can come, so obviously this is a trick question.

  109. LOL.... The Chicken came first! by Tivon · · Score: 1

    The Chicken came first, not the egg. How else did the egg get here? For the answer you must think back further than the chicken. At some point there was life on planet Earth. This life branched out into countless living beings. The chickens path was that of a chicken first, with no eggs. At some point the chicken grew more complex and started to lay eggs rather than divide into more cells. So you see the answer is somewhat of a trick questions, but we can all agree that the egg and the chicken are the same thing. However for the questions sake the chicken is first and egg last. I know this must be a shock to some people, but even the life of a simple tasty chicken is a complex being. Oh.. and Chicken Little movie bombed hardcore... those guys that edit the movie previews should make movies because they know what sells..lol OffTopic~ *Anyone here like RottenTomattoes? That site is fool of it! Better off going to IMDB for reviews.IMHO* Go see lucky number s7even or Xman3 today! :)

  110. Oh REALLY!? by joeshlub · · Score: 1

    That problem was never that tricky to figure out, I realized that back in science in elementary school. It's kinda like "If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" From a scientific standpoint, well of course it does! Sounds waves are sound waves regardless of whether or not someone is there to hear them. I guess its funny that people have confirmed this, but it doesn't take CNN to make people realize something as fundamental as this.

  111. Duh by HaeMaker · · Score: 1

    { All P | P = NP when N = 1 }

    QED

  112. The Chicken Came First by TechTracker · · Score: 4, Funny

    The Bible says that birds and animals were created on the fifth and sixth day. That would mean that the chicken was made before an egg came into existence. It's so sad that people disregard the Bible (special creation) and rely on theories like evolution. The Bible has been proven the most historically accurate book ever, while evolution is full of contradictory ideas which do not work out. It contradicts both the first and second law of thermodynamics, and much more which I will not go in to right now. Sure, it may seam fine now to not believe in God, but what do you think is on the other side after you die? You are dead a lot longer than you are alive. Are you 100% sure where you are going? Jesus came down to earth as the ultimate sacrifice. All you need to do to be assured you will go to heaven is believe what God did for you (sent Jesus to die for our sins), ask for forgiveness and repent (choose to turn around and follow God). No matter how many or how big of a sin you did, it can be forgiven without you having to "make up for it." So next time someone asks you which came first, the chicken or the egg, I pray that you proudly say "The chicken did" and tell them why.

    1. Re:The Chicken Came First by atomic-penguin · · Score: 1, Redundant

      It's so sad that people disregard the Bible (special creation) and rely on theories like evolution.

      Creationism is also one of many theories. That's the funny thing about theories, they are not fact unless proven with irrefutable evidence.

      The Bible has been proven the most historically accurate book ever,

      No. It has not been proven the most historically accurate book ever. Who has proven it? When was this proven? If it is the most historically accurate book ever, why can't the hundreds of Christian sects agree on what it is trying to say? I would say that's open for interpretation.

      while evolution is full of contradictory ideas which do not work out.

      Such as? Could you please give a citation? There are two schools of thought: micro and macro evolution. Which one contradicts itself? How does it condradict itself?

      The Bible says that birds and animals were created on the fifth and sixth day.

      Birds were created on the fifth day. Humans were created on the sixth. What human was there on the fifth day to see if the chickens hatched or just appeared? If God says, "Let there be light.", and there is nobody to hear it. Does God make a sound?

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    2. Re:The Chicken Came First by KnightStalker · · Score: 1

      I have an extra bag of troll feed here, in case you're running out...

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    3. Re:The chicken came first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      A chicken is capable of laying eggs.

      Alas the poor Rooster, suddenly expelled from chickendom by ill-informed slashdoters that don'r realize males don't lay eggs. I guess the rumors about some Slashdotters not "getting" sex are true...

  113. Obligatory... by JudgeDredd · · Score: 1
  114. Is this a joke? by bAdministrator · · Score: 1

    This must be really bad PR for the collective group referred to as scientists, if this was believed to be a big mystery. Why? Because it should be so obvious!

    For life to form, as it is defined today (genetic information, metabolism, mutation), there must be a stable environment where it may develop. It must be shielded from the outside world! Think about the membrane surrounding the cell, think about the atmosphere surrounding this planet. Both the cell and this planet have a protective shield stable enough to permit the invisible machinery to do its thing. It's a basic hierarchical dependency!

    The protective shell comes first. The genetic information changes depending on the environment. In this way, new forms of life are created from within an already stable environment, and if this next generation is sustained and duplicated with its accumulated information, the environment continues to constantly determine its outcome.

    Eventually an organism will develop new ways to move around in its outside environment, but the information must be accumulated over time for the possibly giant leap from a cell membrane to a chicken-egg, and this can obviously only happen in a stable / constant environment sustained over time.

  115. Begging the Question by sirrobert · · Score: 2, Informative

    Not to pick nits, but ... here's a nit I'll pick (just a "pet peeve").

    "Begging the question" doesn't mean "begs for the question to be asked." It's a fallacy in reasoning that means something like "assuming that which is to be proved in a premise from which the proof is derived." It can be more loosely used to mean "avoiding answering a question by a very verbose non-answer." There's a pretty good write-up in the wikipedia that can be found here.

    Why is it called begging then? From the article:

    The term was translated into English from the Latin in the 16th century. The Latin version, Petitio Principii (petitio: petition, request; principii, genitive of principium: beginning, basis, premise of an argument), literally means "a request for the beginning or premise." That is, the premise depends on the truth of the very matter in question.
    1. Re:Begging the Question by lucaq99 · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the thoughtful reply. I do remember learning this in my Honors Thesis class in HS. I meant it more as a literary device than as an actual representation of the fallacies of logic. Kinda like how I say "ain't" even though it ain't proper english and how most americans don't know the difference between envy and jealousy and use them interchangably or incorrectly. Like I said, thank you for the thoughtful reply, I learned something (again) today an I will take it to heart. You still didn't answer my question though, you took the time to look up a logical fallacy on wiki, but didn't look up which of the two salads came first? :D

    2. Re:Begging the Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just please shut the fuck up about "begging the question". Its an archaic phrase that people have decided needed change. Nitpickers like yourself need to give it up and realise, the sooner the better, that "begging the question" is akin to "raising the question".

      That is all.

    3. Re:Begging the Question by PaneerParantha · · Score: 1

      The meanings of expressions change in languages over time. While begging the question may not technically mean "begs for the question to be asked", if the general populace uses it in that sense then this is what it will be said to mean. And this is how the next generation will use it.

    4. Re:Begging the Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah yes, the "common usage" defense, where the entire populace has literally lost its mind.

  116. Well Duh ! by WKSGene · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Perhaps

    But, if you assume we are talking about chicken eggs and chickens, then strictly speaking the chicken came first, ince the egg that was laid by the pre-chicken was not, in-fact, a chicken egg, but a pre-chicken egg.

    If we allow for any species of egg then we have to allow for any species as well and we are left with the question:

    Which came first the egg laying creatures or the eggs?

    (And that assumes the creatures would have to lay the eggs.)

  117. Completely Missing the Point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The whole point of this catchy little question is to capture the evolution vs. creationist view. Evolutionists say "egg" creationists say "chicken."

    Likewise for other "silly questions" such as "How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?" -- a catchy phrasing of the metephysical questions "Does heaven have a physical embodiment or is it purely non-physical?" or "If a tree falls in the woods..." which is a restatement of the dry sounding "Must one account for events outside the perception of humans?" (Hint - Scientists must answer this one "no".)

    Take some philosphy classes folks ... your ignorance is showing.

  118. Oh boy, city kid eh? by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Well here is a tiny newsflash for you. The reason we eat unfertilized chicken embryos is because that is easier. There is absolutly no reason you can't eat fertilized eggs. In fact that is what you do when you eat "wild" eggs.

    The only difference between a fertilized egg and an unfertilized egg is that the fertilized one if incubated will eventually produce a chick. The unfertilized will not.

    If you come from a more rural background you will have seen the occasional egg on the breakfast table that was a bit to far along in its development.

    Perhaps hen egg laying is just like human females who keep making producing eggs every month regardless of sexual contact. It is just that the hen unfertizled egg develops a lot further then a human unfertilized egg.

    I only know for a fact from a semi farm upbringing that the only reason we eat unfertilized eggs is because that is easier to mass produce. Have you ever seen an egg farm? Not a place you want roosters around.

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  119. Ridiculous stuff by echav · · Score: 1

    Utill now they come into this crap! , I can't bevlieve it. I came into that more then ten years ago when I was in high school (we had a philosophy subject) It's really curious how something that you think is really silly can bring fame to some people.

  120. Now I know for certain. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A chicken is just an eggs way of making another egg.

  121. Little chicken by AlpineR · · Score: 1
    Did you read the article, or even any of the other posts?

    I'm not sure how you decided that an egg's fertilization status changes it's makeup. Regardless of it's potential, it's still an egg from a chicken.

    The fine article quotes Mr. Papineau as saying: "I would argue it is a chicken egg if it has a chicken in it. If a kangaroo laid an egg from which an ostrich hatched, that would surely be an ostrich egg, not a kangaroo egg."

    So I'm not the one who chose that definition. The point of my post is that if you adopt that definition then most of what you will find in a grocery store are not chicken eggs. They do not contain chickens. The lack of fertilization makes quite a big difference to the contents of those shells biologically, if not chemically.

    Somatic mutations are not passed on to offspring.

    1) Germline cells exist within the body of an adult. If a transcription error or cosmic ray changes a sequence of DNA, it is within a germline cell that is part of an adult. I never said that a mutation in a somatic cell would produce a chicken.

    2) Was the originator of egg-laying a multicellular organism? Perhaps the first organisms were single cells that reproduced by division into symmetric daughter cells. Then a mutation happened in one of those organisms that caused it to split asymmetrically into a larger portion and a smaller portion. We might consider the smaller portion to be an egg if it required time to grow before becoming capable of reproduction itself. Labels of somatic and germline are inappropriate before that stage of evolution.

    Please use a little thought and open-mindedness before you tell me where to hop.

  122. Re:Old News - Older even than you by Criterion · · Score: 1

    I know that the paper I wrote in High School for biology my sophmore year ('79) would predate that.

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  123. Don't agree by spoken · · Score: 1

    He said: "Eggs were around long before the first chicken arrived. Of course, they may not have been chicken eggs as we see them today, but they were eggs." OK, sure, but I've always taken the question to be, "Which came first, the chicken or the chicken egg?" Otherwise it's obvious... He told PA people were mistaken if they argued that the mutant egg belonged to the "non-chicken" bird parents. "I would argue it is a chicken egg if it has a chicken in it," he said. Can't you just as easily argue that it's a chicken if it has a chicken egg in it? Is this simply about definitions? Who says that you could tell the first creature that mutated to lay that first egg from the first one to grow up inside an egg? And if you couldn't, this argues that the chicken came first.

  124. He's wrong! by andrewmmc · · Score: 1

    It seems unlikely that an organism would find it evolutionary better to have a progressively harder skin for protection only to break out of it later whilst still young. It is much more likely the organism developed from one that budded offspring and the shell developed as a protection for the child to develop as the organism became more complicated and time increased between "birth" and autonomy of the offspring. Mammals went on to develop the child internally while birds laid eggs for offsrping to develop - an egg/a womb are different approaches to the same problem.

    The idea that an organism developed a shell first is quite simply ridiculous.

    1. Re:He's wrong! by RicardoStaudt · · Score: 1

      might be, but really it's the egg anyway unless you're talking specifically of CHICKEN EGGs, eggs (assuming any egg at all) came way before the first chicken ;)

      ... and what if the first born out of a chicken egg was actually a cook?!

    2. Re:He's wrong! by andrewmmc · · Score: 1

      Well, that's a good point. It just set poor chickens' destiny to be at the bottom of a KFC bucket.

  125. chicken and egg by resthavener · · Score: 1

    Darwinists know its the egg, creationists know its the chicken!

    1. Re:chicken and egg by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Darwinists know its the egg, creationists know its the chicken!

            Pastafarians know it's the meatball...

            I helped stop global warming! Yarr...

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  126. What's dumber than a city kid? An Internet kid. by AlpineR · · Score: 1
    I have lived in cities of 1,200 people and cities over 1,000,000. I have seen eggs laid, eggs developing, eggs hatching, and eggs cooking, thank you very much.

    Yes, we can eat fertilized eggs from chickens. In fact, the way to tell a fertilized egg from an unfertilized one is the presence of a white spot on the yolk. Most eggs in grocery stores are unfertilized.

    But whether they are both "chicken eggs" depends on your definitions. If you say that a "chicken egg" is what's laid by a chicken, then they both satisfy the definition. But if you say that a "chicken egg" is what becomes a chicken, then the unfertilized one does not. The panel in the article settled the question through definition. You can call the contents of your carton "chicken eggs", but that is the opposite of their definition and will lead you to the opposite conclusion (the chicken came first).

  127. From a different angle... by freemywrld · · Score: 1

    Leave it to Disney to kill off one of the most prominent rhetorical questions of our time.... *sigh*

  128. This is news? by brainburger · · Score: 1

    It is patently-obvious!
    It has been since evolution was observed, Darwinistic or otherwise.
    I suppose it might have been an interesting question before that, but not for what 200 years?

  129. In other words.... by tmortn · · Score: 1

    The answer is... WE PUNT.

    This does not solve the chicken or the egg problem as I have always understood it. The question is where did the first Egg come from if there existed no egg laying creatures before it. Yet where did an egg laying creature come from if there were as yet no eggs?

    The true boundary issue here is not the oh so close to chicken to chicken, it is the between a Species that produces off spring via Eggs and a species that does not.

    The true (at least as I see it) spirit of the question is still quite valid.

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  130. Neither by rainman_bc · · Score: 1

    Can an chicken even come? I know an egg likely can't, but avians don't have intercourse the same way mamals do... Can a chicken even HAVE an orgasm? /me ducks for cover...

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  131. Why is this on Slashdot? by atomm1024 · · Score: 1

    Why does this "discovery" merit a Slashdot article? I figured this out in 9th grade biology class.

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  132. P=NP by pppete · · Score: 1

    How does this have to do anything with P=NP. Show me a turing machine that solves it

    1. Re:P=NP by NaiL2001 · · Score: 1

      He means (i think) that a problem that can not be solved un polynomic time and now is solved in P time.. but the thing is... is the Chicken and Egg Problem a NP-Complete ?

  133. April 1st... by ufotofu · · Score: 1

    ...was LAST month. This story is a little late, methinks.

  134. What about mutation? by WaR.KiN · · Score: 0

    What if the pre-chicken was exposed to some weird radioactive meteor and had its genes changed into that of our feathered friend? Who knows, it could happen. One in a gazillion chance.

  135. The Rooster came first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And that really pissed the chicken off!

  136. BAH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What if the first chicken hadn't hatched from an egg? It then laid eggs even though it didn't hatch from one.

    The argument, which they didn't really explain well, is that there were non-chicken eggs before chickens, and that the animal that laid the egg that hatched the first chicken wasn't a chicken. But what if the first egg laying animal happened to BE a chicken?

    Ok, I know that the chicken came after other egg layers, but the article didn't bother to mention this, leaving the actual argument given insufficient as proof.

  137. That's just great by cpt_rhetoric · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's just great, now everytime I sit down at my 3 egg omellete at IHOP I have to worry about the possibility of wiping out an entirely new species of chicken.

  138. Mostly Chickens by ShagratTheTitleless · · Score: 0

    This means that the first chicken's parents were not chickens but only MOSTLY chickens. Unsurprisingly, they tasted like chicken.

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  139. I'm not sure you've thought this through... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > However, if the chicken came first (scientifically impossible) then it was because made the chicken suddenly appear on the planet. So just wait for the ID people to refute this claim...

    So... God could only make chickens, but not eggs? :-)

  140. Damn. by Ricken · · Score: 1

    Damn it. I'd bet my computer on that the chicken came first. Don't bet against me, just in case.

  141. That's not the question. by raehl · · Score: 1

    You've translated the question "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?" to "Which came first, the egg producer or the egg?" Obviously the egg producer must come first.

    But that's only ONE way to inerpret the question. You could also translate the question to "Which came first, the thing that hatches from the egg or the egg?" In that case, obviously the egg came first.

    It all comes down to "What is a chicken?" is a chicken something that lays eggs, something that hatches from eggs, or both?

    If you say a chicken is something that lays eggs, then the chicken came first. If you say that a chicken is something that hatches form an egg, then the egg came first. There is no single 'right' answer to the question because the question has two meanings depending on how you define the words.

  142. I solved this question at age 11 by GPS+Pilot · · Score: 1

    Yes, as a fifth grader, I was telling people the chicken egg came first -- because all chickens hatched from chicken eggs, but the first chicken egg was not laid by a chicken.

    I can't believe professors are getting paid to answer questions already definitively answered by a child.

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    1. Re:I solved this question at age 11 by SLOGEN · · Score: 1

      The point in my post is that reasoning, like you did, on a boundary-condition of a discrete sectioning of continuity, doesn't make much sense.

      The sectioning into species makes a lot of sense -- it makes it much easier to organize knowledge, but when applying it in boundary conditions it has no value.

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  143. How Much? by Terranaut · · Score: 1

    And how many millions did the taxpayer spend to come to this shocking conclusion?

  144. Re:Old News - Older even than you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The answer is actaully quite obvious from an evolutionary perspective. If evolution happens between generations, then what came before the first chicken egg had to be a non-chicken. Thus the egg came first.

    As you say, this only applies to the evolutionary perspective. In the Intelligent Design scenario, the chicken came first.

    Hmm... I wonder how the FSM fits into this...

  145. At last... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... one of histories biggest problems solved!

  146. There is nothing to refute by KalvinB · · Score: 1

    What came first? The egg the chicken came in or the thing that laid it? Or it's egg? And so on to the first creature that either was or was an egg.

    There is nothing to refute. The argument that the egg came first assumes that evolution is true. Arguing that evolution is true because the egg came first is circular reasoning.

    Even if the chicken as we know it came in an egg first, it does nothing to prove or disprove anything. Now we have to consider the creature that came before the chicken.

    Ben

  147. Nitpicking? by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1
    I don't think I seen anyone ever ask when faced with the question "What came first, the chicken or the egg" , "do you mean fertilized or unfertilized". I think most normal people would consider it totally irrelevant. Sorta like asking in the story of the Hare vs the Tortoise what kind of tortoise.

    It don't matter. By your logic it should even matter wether the egg was female or male.

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  148. Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's always been obvious. There were eggs before there were chickens. They just weren't chicken eggs. (Up till a certain point.)

    This is true whether you are an evolutionist, a creationist, or both (they are not really mutually exclusive.)

  149. When I was a kid, I read this book... by Atario · · Score: 1

    ...in which the author argued that most of the "great philosophical questions" have been matters of fuzzy semantics. In this case, it's a problem of defining exactly what is meant by "chicken" and what is meant by "egg". Once you do that, the answer becomes obvious. Same with the tree falling making a sound, angels dancing on heads of pins, etc.

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  150. Conversely... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The other argument is equally as valid -- what if some genetic mutation in the zygote (egg or sperm) led to the development of (hard-shelled) eggs? This first 'chicken' may not have been from a hard-shelled egg at all; it could just have been the first to lay them.

  151. Muslim Answer by Frightening · · Score: 1

    Many monotheists today would definitely go with the "Poof! Chicken appears" line I know, but most of these people also listen to Pat Robertson and some of them like Celine Dion.

    I thought I would give you a Muslim outlook on things, because due to the understanding of God in Islam, His omnipotence allows us to make braver postulations.

    The evolutionary step from something-like-chicken to chicken-egg involves chromosomal mutation at some stage, the factors involved are presumed (by Darwinists) to be random in both number and nature. Muslim belief holds that God creates and subsequently causes all things. Biology is ruled by chemistry, chemistry is ruled by physics, and God puts down the rules of physics(speed of light..etc). Causality is thus governed by God throughout, and the processes involved in the becoming of the chicken are not based on mutation, but ancient, omnipotent design. That is, the "mutations" are purposeful, inevitable. Survival due to suitablility of conditions is similarly understood, in contrast to the conditions being coincidentally beneficial to the new mutant.

    Obviously, if you don't believe in the first place, the reasoning above is immaterial. Please also note that the above is not postmodern neocon crap. God never told us *how* he created chickens, only that he created all things.

    But you had to ask.

  152. Well, duh! by biglig2 · · Score: 1

    "Which came first, the chicken or the egg".

    Very easy problem this: I worked it out first when I was about 14.

    First, what are your definitions?

    A chicken is something with various characteristics, blah, blah, not important. Egg is the important thing to define.

    Now, if egg just means generic egg, then clearly eggs came first, as dinosaurs lay eggs. ;-)

    If egg means "chicken egg", as we must presume it does as otherwise it is not much of a riddle, then we need to clarify this a little further. What do we mean by "chicken egg"?

    If we mean "an egg laid by a chicken", then the chicken came first.

    If we mean "an egg out of which a chicken hatches", then the egg came first.

    If we mean "an egg laid by a chicken out of which a chicken hatches", then since laying happens before hatching, the chicken came first.

    Oh, and if you beleive that God created heaven and earth, then it was the chicken, but don't feel worried if you thought it was the egg - it's all a big load of nonsense anyway, isn't it?

    Easy peasy. Let's see, I did another one at the same time... why, when you drop toast, does it always land butter side down? The answer is that every time you drop a piece of toast it is exactly the same. The toast is more or less the same size, your plate is always at more or less the same height, the air density is always more or less the same, of course it's going to turn the same number of rotations every time you drop it.

    Still no cure for cancer, though, I see.

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  153. not necessarily true by beefubermensch · · Score: 1

    Not necessarily true, in light of epigenetic inheritence.

  154. It Depends by cyberscan · · Score: 1

    If there is a Supreme Creator, then it would have to be that the chicken came first. However, if everything came into being by a massive series of accidents occurring just at the right moments in time, then it is very possible that the egg came first.

  155. Semantics by xlsior · · Score: 1

    It's still a matter of semantics:

    - Assuming that one means a "chicken egg" rather than a generic "egg"...
    - ... do you consider a chicken egg to be an egg *laid* by a chicken, or an egg that *hatches* a chicken?

    If two proto-chickens create an egg that brings forth the first true chicken-as-we-know-it, was the egg it came from a chicken egg? Or do you have to wait for your very first chicken to lay its own eggs before you consider them chicken eggs?

    Depending on your definition on chicken egg, one can still explain it either way, and in both cases it's 'obvious' which of the two came first under your interpretation.

  156. A chicken and an egg... by marxmarv · · Score: 1
    ... were in bed. The chicken rolls over and lights a cigarette and the egg says "I guess that answers that question"

    -jhp

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  157. Re:Old News - Older even than you by mrjb · · Score: 1

    > The answer is actaully quite obvious from an evolutionary perspective. If evolution happens between generations, then what came before the first chicken egg had to be a non-chicken. Thus the egg came first.

    I wholeheartedly agree, *but*.

    Some people might argue that an egg laid by a non-chicken isn't a chicken egg, thus saying that the chicken came first.

    The problem is that the question is flawed. No matter how much scientific research you put in it, you can have two different answers. It goes something like this:

    A: "What came first, the egg or the chicken?"
    B: "Eggs, obviously- dinosaurs existed long before chickens"

    A: "No, I mean a chicken egg"
    B: "Define 'chicken egg'. Is a chicken egg an egg laid by a chicken or an egg from which a chicken is hatched?"

    A1: "A chicken egg is an egg laid by a chicken"
    B1: "In that case, chickens were first - because the first chicken wasn't hatched from a chicken egg. You *did* mean a chicken egg, right?"

    A2: "A chicken egg is an egg from which a chicken is hatched"
    B2: "In that case, the egg was first"

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  158. Chiken Egg by snotrash · · Score: 1

    Like, Holy Sh!t. I solved this problem 20 years ago while still in my teens. Why can't people just accept the FACT that that ALL life on earth originates from a single CELL. No observation will contradict that claim ever. Every observation will support it. Therefore the EGG must always come first regardless of life form. Cheers. Steve.

    1. Re:Chiken Egg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL!!

      Ya...Ya... I mispelled Chicken in my post topic. So what.
      For some reason /. wouldn't let me edit it after posting.

  159. Re:Old News - Older even than you by madprogrammer · · Score: 1

    If it makes you feel any better... I remember you saying it.

    But then again - *I* was the one who told you, so I said it first! So there!

  160. Re:Old News - Older even than you by EricTheO · · Score: 1

    The Egg coming before the Chicken makes sense if you think of the conception/gestation as a model of evolution itself. Simple cellular stuctures divide, combine, mutate, specialize and in time become more complex.

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  161. So much for university education. by TheAlmightyChimp · · Score: 1

    Amazing that it took science to solve this I could have told them that years ago

    ~Dan

  162. So... by kickdown · · Score: 1

    Does this mean we'll IPv6 real soon now?

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  163. The article misses the point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The conclusion of that article is true only for an interpretation of the problem. In fact, everything depends on the definitions you give for "chicken" and (chicken) "egg".

    If you use "animal which lays chicken eggs" and "egg laid by a chicken from which a chicken hatches" as definitions, you obtain that the chicken came first. This interpretation requires the animal to become a chicken through a mutation process while walking around earth.

    The classic dilemma - the one that matters - uses as definitions "animal hatched from a chicken egg which lays chicken eggs" and "egg laid by a chicken from which a chicken hatches", which are recursive definitions.

    The correct answer to it is "both, or none", because the dilemma is not about the objects, but their definitions. Both definitions requires the other to be defined already to make sense, and they indeed don't start making sense until both are defined. Anybody can verify that just by using Truth Tables.

    Of course, nobody gives a damn about a philosopher solving a classic problem.

    DrJones.

  164. me tooo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've said this before for ages. The same thing with the "sound in the woods" question. Define your elements. Chickens come from Chicken Eggs = Eggs came first. All this has done is rigorously decide that the above definition is the correct.

    With the wood in the forest, define a noise. The answer falls out from that,

  165. Did I miss something? by CotterPin · · Score: 1

    So, the theory of Evolution as Origin of Species requires genetic mutation and survival of the fittest for one species to evolve into another. If this can't happen during an animal's lifetime, how can genetic mutations be passed to the next generation to make them "more fit"? While in the egg? To me, the only real trait that will help that is a shell that's a bit stronger than the rest but not so strong that the chick can't get out. I'm clearly missing something, and I'm sure one of my fellow Slashdotters will straighten me out.

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  166. The chicken came first by PartyOnTheSand · · Score: 1

    A chicken is capable of laying eggs.
    So the chicken came first.

    I wouldn't define a chicken by if it came outof an egg.
    Instead i would wait for the animal until it bahaves a little bit grown up and then study it and after that try say what it really is. And when it lays eggs it is a chicken. So the first egg which was layed was layed by the chicken which was already there...

  167. Re:Old News - Older even than you by Mr+Z · · Score: 1

    Did He create egg noodles?

  168. Re:Old News - Older even than you by Emma+Zusca · · Score: 1

    Well the question does not say "what came first the chicken or the chicken egg" so without all of the stupid pondering the question must be anwsered egg not because of genetics but because animals that laied eggs existed before any chicken evolved. --- I have not idea why we am participating in this argument, you would think the smartest population in the world would have something better to do.

  169. Adam and Eve by pele_smk · · Score: 1

    So which came first, human embryo or the full grown adult? Male or Female?

  170. Hmm. by Niet3sche · · Score: 1

    Unless this is in the Journal of Irreproducible Results or the Annals of Improbable Research, then this doesn't belong in publication. Like another poster said, it's pretty straight-forward and has been answered many many times by individuals (myself included) via the mutation-into-chicken-embryo argument.

    Funny, too, that this "breakthrough" is highlighted on a day when slashdot is carrying a story that while fourth-graders' science scores are elevated from 10 years ago, Americans' high-schoolers scores have decreased.

  171. What is this chicken madness...... by omar.sahal · · Score: 1

    Chickiny thing gives birth to egg that dvelops into a real chicken. Poor chicken all alone in the world.
    I ummh chickiny creature, I bet it tastes good.

  172. "Which came first?" makes no evolutionary sense... by mandopoet · · Score: 1

    except in the the trivial case that there were eggs of some sort before there were chickens of any sort. Ring species http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ring_species illustrate why.

    The first bird that might have successfully bred with today's chickens--was a member of the same species, by the most common definition--could also have bred with other members of its population which could not have bred with today's chickens--birds of different species from today's chickens by the same definition. It just isn't the case that one day (or some place) there's this thing which is a member of a new species. With what would such a thing breed?

  173. Re:Old News - Older even than you by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

    I believe this tensor to be valid, "All chickens come from eggs. Not all eggs come chickens."

  174. In other news by thelonestranger · · Score: 1

    Ahhh, but how long is a piece of string?

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  175. Re:Old News - Older even than you by arminw · · Score: 1

    .....the question must be anwsered egg not because of genetics......

    But it IS genetics at a much more basic level. DNA carries the instruction codes for all life, including the codes needed to make enzymes and proteins. However, it takes enzymes and proteins to make the DNA which carries the information codes that specify how to make enzymes and proteins. So what came first, the enzymes & proteins, or the DNA?

    A computer contains the complete and total information how to construct a computer. How did the first computer get made and where did the information on how to make one come from? Of course, we all know that an outside intelligence constructed the first computer.

    So why is it so far fetched to postulate that an external intelligence came up with the first DNA, complete with the instructions on how to construct enzymes and proteins, which then enabled the DNA to replicate from that point on? Why is it thought so outlandish, that an intelligent creator made the first chicken, complete with the ability to lay eggs which develop into more chickens? Evolution has no answer for this dilemma.

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  176. Actually by MttJocy · · Score: 1

    There is a point at which biologists define a species as being a new species, it is the point at which two groups (of one ancestor) evolve to the point their genertic differences prohibit them from having fetile offspring if they were to attempt a mating between the two, think Horse + Donkey = Ass (Infertile), thus a Horse is not a Donkey and vice versa due to that fact although at some point they probably came from the same genetic ancestors in some way, something caused their gene pool to sperate.