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Message from Kabul

An open information society is inevitable. I was a little surprised last week to receive a forwarded e-mail from Junis, who lives in a small town 35 miles southwest of Kabul. This weekend, a movie theater and video store opened up again in Kabul (renting Independence Day), Afghan TV cranked up, and so did the Net. Americans understand all too well that our techno-driven culture produces wonders and dangers, but it's one of the most popular social and political forces in the world. Passion for pop culture relentlessly undermined repressive governments like Poland, East Germany and the former Soviet Union. The world, it turns out, really is porous now. Technology and information will squeeze through every closed nook and crevice. The Taliban never made a dent in the attachment this Afghan programmer and his friends had for it.

When his message came, the Taliban had just fled, Northern Alliance soldiers had taken over his village, and everybody rushed to barbers to cut off their beards and to nearby holes and hiding spots to dig up their Walkmen, VCRs, TVs, CD players, and -- in Junis's case -- his ancient Commodore, one of four in the village. Cafes had popped up all over, with impromptu dances and parties everywhere.

Junis's e-mail -- routed to Kabul, then Islamabad, then London -- was a reminder that there are civil liberties, and then there are civil liberties. Computers had been banned under penalty of death by the Taliban (except for the Taliban themselves), along with music and TV. Junis, a computer geek obsessed with Linux, had first e-mailed me years ago while I was writing for Hotwired. He was genial and obsessed with American culture. He loved martial arts movies, anything to do with Star Wars, and rap. He was perhaps the Taliban's prime kind of target. (Now he's furiously trying to download movies he's missed and is mesmerized by open source and Slashdot.)

"I could still see the dust of the pick-up trucks carrying the Taliban out of my village," he wrote, "and some friends and I went and dug up the boards of a chicken coop where I had hid the computer. They might have beaten or killed us if they'd found it. It was forbidden, although they used computers all of the time." He claims American commandos are skulking around dressed as Northern Alliance tribesmen.

Junis describes life under the Taliban as brutal, terrifying and profoundly boring. What the people in his town -- especially the kids -- missed most was music, posters of Indian and American movie stars (he'd kept his own decaying poster of Madonna), and American TV. Junis missed the fast-changing Web and sees, he says, that he has fallen "forever behind," and that programming is more complex than ever. But at least "Baywatch," which everyone in his town acutely missed, is back, and there's already a lot of talk about "Survivor." Junis predicts "Temptation Island" will be the number one show in Afghanistan within a month.

If the world needed another demonstration of America's most powerful weapon -- not bombs or special forces but pop culture -- it got it again this week. People all over the planet fuss about whether this healthy and democratic or corrupting and dehumanizing, but people's love for American techno-toys, TV shows, music and movies is breathaking. Watching TV pictures of tribesman on horseback, it's easy to forget that technology reached deep into this culture as well. Junis says phone service around Kabul remains spotty, but reporters, U.N. workers and foreign soldiers are wiring up. He's already made his way to some sex sites, and wishes he had a printer.

There are many computers in Afghanistan, Junis said, many in clusters in cities like Kabul and Kandahar (news reports have frequently mentioned that Bin-Laden's organization used both e-mail and encrypted files to communicate). Computer geeks are already hooking up with one another all over the country; Junis isn't the only Afghan e-mailing these days. He says other coders and gamers hid their PC's as well. Meanwhile, he's especially eager to get his hands on the Apple iPod, and has been drooling over the Apple website site since he got back online. And some things, of course, never change. "I thought they were going to get Microsoft," he wrote. "I guess not."

A decade ago, when East Berlin teenagers stormed the Wall and crossed over into West Berlin, the first thing many of them did was rush to music stores to buy tapes and CD's they'd been secretly, illegally listening to for years.

The Taliban worked to create the antithesis of the American world, one without technology, computing, the Net, music, or any vestige of popular culture (not to mention women's rights, elections, a free press or any religion except fundamentalist Islam. Junis said people in his town risked their lives repeatedly, not to fight the Taliban, but to try and listen to CD's and watch videos smuggled in from Pakistan, watched in the dark under blankets and in cellars. It seems the outcome was inevitable.

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  1. Technology... by nll8802 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Technology is part of evolution. You cannot stop, confine, or reverse technology. This is something the taliban has no chance of doing.

    1. Re:Technology... by sketerpot · · Score: 1

      Technology is part of evolution. You cannot stop, confine, or reverse technology. This is something the taliban has no chance of doing.

      But not for lack of trying. Native Americans often tried to stop technology from changing their lives, but they have failed. The Taliban was thouroughly totalitarian, and look at what people do the moment they turn their backs.

      Quoth Technology to the Taliban:

      All your people are belong to us!

    2. Re:Technology... by Scroppo · · Score: 1

      Maybe through the Public Opinion Office at CIA's heardquaters? Looks like a fake, a lite one though, VCR-s and TV-s dug-up? It looks pretty wild is it not? BBS-s on prehistoric telephone lines? How romantic:) And by the way, Didn't Mr. JonKatz accidently misplaced American subculture with a culture? I believe not. You better believe this message. Uncle Sam is in deep need of you.

    3. Re:Technology... by sg_oneill · · Score: 2

      I'd suspect that the American Aboriginal folk probably where not so much interested in stopping technology , but rather managing it's effects to avoid detremental consequence to the culture and economic structures that supported the culture. There is a difference

      The reason I say this, is that this is that in my (Australian) country , many of the more traditional language group indiginous groups have taken to *certain* technologies with glee (such as video conferencing!) while keeping cautious of ones that have the potential danger tech.

      The key is managing with a healthy sense of sceptisism, as opposed to luditism

      The talisban of course are just plain goons.

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  2. Hmmm. by Gannoc · · Score: 5, Interesting
    (Now he's furiously trying to download movies he's missed and is mesmerized by open source and Slashdot.)

    He's trying to download movies on a Commodore?

    1. Re:Hmmm. by MaxQuordlepleen · · Score: 2, Insightful

      yeah I wondered about that too.

      Maybe it's an Amiga, although my mental picture was a dusty C-64, tape drive and 300 bps modem.

    2. Re:Hmmm. by FortKnox · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I agree. Not only that, but Katz is milking the war in Afghanastan again.

      There hasn't been enough time for the "little village" to be sent new computers, and how does he even know how to connect to the internet? Dial into his local IP? Junoweb?

      Next question. What, in gods name, does this have to do with slashdot? News for nerds?

      I hate to flame/troll whatever, but I read this comment last Katz article, and I'm starting to agree with it...

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    3. Re:Hmmm. by Gannoc · · Score: 5, Insightful
      There hasn't been enough time for the "little village" to be sent new computers, and how does he even know how to connect to the internet? Dial into his local IP? Junoweb?

      Yep. I didn't want to be the one to say it, because I fear the mighty, mighty hand of Pro-Katz moderation, but the entire article smells like fiction.

      "He just dug out his commodore, one of the only 4 in the village, and now he's pirating movies and is "mesmerized" by open source and slashdot."

      I mean, you'd figure that anyone who can get a gnutella client working from a warzone has heard of linux before.

    4. Re:Hmmm. by istartedi · · Score: 3, Interesting

      There hasn't been enough time for the "little village" to be sent new computers

      Sheesh... All you people saying things like this. Did you read the whole piece? He dug it out from under a chicken coop where it was hidden. Since he can watch movies with it, we should probably assume it's the more capable Amiga and not the C-64. A lot of people buried their contraband and waited out the Taliban. That itself is interesting--I'm sure some of those people died and left behind techno time capsules.

      and how does he even know how to connect to the internet? Dial into his local IP? Junoweb?

      It wouldn't surprise me if they were using some ancient phone system that was really easy to bluebox. The threat of losing your right hand has proven more effective than 128-bit encryption. Also, if he can dial Pakistan, he can probably dial a Pakistani ISP. Also, no FCC there! I bet they can amp their 802.11b all the way to Islamabad and back. If it were me though, I'd just waltz into what used to be the Taliban NOC and run CAT-5 from there.

      Anyone who can "first post" from a former Taliban NOC should get some kind of a prize... Penguin mints or something.

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    5. Re:Hmmm. by JonWan · · Score: 1

      As any real Commodore user knows. Commodore made PCs, the last one I saw was a 386 but I think they made 486s too.

    6. Re:Hmmm. by nicedream · · Score: 1

      I have an old TI-99-4/A in my attic that probably doesn't work anymore from the temperature extremes

      I don't see how a Commodore is going to work after being UNDERGROUND for ~15 years.

    7. Re:Hmmm. by Fishstick · · Score: 2

      >He dug it out from under a chicken coop

      I'm sorry, but that makes it all the more suspect. Maybe I'm just imagining the state of a cumputer that has been hidden under a chicken coop for a couple years.

      I would probably have found it easier to believe that he was able to get a laptop from Pakistani black market smugglers. I would imagine there are all kinds of opportunities now that the Taliban are gone, although there probably isn't much cash to spend on things. Barter economy is probably in effect.

      Here I have the latest American technology. In Pakistan it would sell for over 50,000 Drachmas. I can let you have it for, say, 3 goats.

      How about 2 goats and 6 sacks of rice from that blown-up RedCross warehouse?

      Ok, good!

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      Yeah, we seem to have the tour map.

    8. Re:Hmmm. by elmegil · · Score: 1

      While your point is still valid, the Taliban haven't been in power for 15 years. Try 5 or 6.

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    9. Re:Hmmm. by garcia · · Score: 2

      why am I seeing the moderation totals for this comment?

      He can download the movies on the Commodore but saving and viewing them would be another challenge :)

    10. Re:Hmmm. by ehiris · · Score: 1

      "Cafes had popped up all over"

      I think this will answer your question!

      People in poor countries get online usually in internet cafes since the price of a cheap computer, dialup and local telephone charges could hit their budget to the point where they couldn't afford food.

    11. Re:Hmmm. by JohnDenver · · Score: 2

      Wouldn't you think temperatures underground would fluctuate as much as they do in your attic.

      Also, Consider the reliability of 15 year old microchip technology vs. 5-6 year old technology. Remember when your Atari used to reboot and break all the time?

      Even if it WAS 15 year old technology, does temperature extremes have to affect ALL TI-99-4/A's?

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    12. Re:Hmmm. by Sonyc · · Score: 1

      Oh, they really do have phone lines to connect to the internet?

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    13. Re:Hmmm. by GiorgioG · · Score: 1, Redundant

      It sounds to me that Slashdot needs to hire a real tech news editor (c'mon /. gets enough readership to warrant it.) We've seen numerous b.s. articles in the past and this is obviously another one. I would certainly be willing to pay $1/month to get decent content (plus unbiased content - the anti-MS stuff has gotten VERY old)

    14. Re:Hmmm. by sketerpot · · Score: 1

      If he buried the computer deep enough the temperatures would be uniformly cool. And he could have put it in a box for protection.

    15. Re:Hmmm. by istartedi · · Score: 2

      the temperature underground tends to remain constant. I don't know what ground temp is in Afghanistan, but usually they are less than room temp and higher than freezing. Condensation can be the kiss of death unless you are careful to dry out the components before power-up. If I were in such a situation, I'd be inclined to remove the boards and make sure they are dry before running it. I assume he had it in a sturdy box wrapped, and that the machine itself was wrapped in plastic to keep out dirt and moisture. At any rate, underground is more like a damp A/C environment, whereas the attic is more like an oven. I know what the attic does to vinyl. If you put anything with plastic parts in an attic, you might as well just save yourself the trouble and take it to a landfill.

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    16. Re:Hmmm. by Otter · · Score: 2, Interesting
      It wouldn't surprise me if they were using some ancient phone system that was really easy to bluebox. The threat of losing your right hand has proven more effective than 128-bit encryption. Also, if he can dial Pakistan, he can probably dial a Pakistani ISP. Also, no FCC there! I bet they can amp their 802.11b all the way to Islamabad and back.

      I've seen some hairball setups in Southeast Asia that would have gotten a Slashdot mention if they'd been submitted as an MIT hack.

      But put together in a week by someone who hasn't touched a computer in years? And who isn't up to date on the current ISP situation? I'm having trouble buying that. And a lot of other details set off my BS detector: downloading movies, the iPod, the mention of the Microsoft trial (no Columbine reference!?!) ... I can't believe Katz would make this up, even if I do think he frequently presents paraphrases as eral comments he's received, but I'm thinking he got hoaxed.

      Truth is, that would be more interesting. If this story isn't true today, it certainly will be a year from now. As a hoax, it's a hell of a social engineering hack.

    17. Re: Hmmm. by StikyPad · · Score: 2, Insightful

      He's trying to download movies on a Commodore?

      Commodore is (was) a company, not a model. He didn't specify whether it was a C64, or Amiga 4000, either of which could be considered "ancient," however the Ami4k (Or even 2000) is quite capable of web browsing and playing movies.

    18. Re:Hmmm. by Old+Wolf · · Score: 2

      So the question is: did Katz invent the email, or was his poor brain fooled by some prankster?

    19. Re:Hmmm. by RicRoc · · Score: 1

      Commodore built 8088/8086 based PC-Compatibles Not just the beloved C=64 :-)

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    20. Re:Hmmm. by brettb · · Score: 3, Interesting

      If Katz had posted the original email it would have lent a little more credibility to this story. I agree that certain statements sound a little fishy to me. However, I do believe that Internet use actually has increased in Afghanistan since the rousting of the Taliban began. About this same time of day two weeks ago,
      I checked the number of users from Afghanistan who were using Audiogalaxy. There were TWO. Today (as of this moment) there are ONE HUNDRED TWENTY THREE. Allow for some errors here. They may not all truly be from Afghanistan but I'd bet that a good portion of them are. It certainly sounds like an increase.

    21. Re:Hmmm. by aka-ed · · Score: 1
      a bit ficticious, however, not improbable.

      Huh? If it sounds ficticious, it would be because it is implausible. If somethng is implausible, it is very likely to be improbable as well.

      A kid downloading movies over the type of connection likely to be had in "a small town 35 miles southwest of Kabul" is impossible.

      "Baywatch" being watched in "a small town 35 miles southwest of Kabul" at this time is implausible.

      This being anything other than a troll, by Katz or to him, is improbable.

      The story is fictitious.

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    22. Re:Hmmm. by Gannoc · · Score: 1
      Another method for spotting karma whores is to look for comments posting, verbatim, something stated in the article, or in the editor's summary. While this often includes italicizing the quote, this is frequently a ploy to show that the person read the article, even though it's more likely the person only skimmed to find a comment worth repeating

      Or, its because the author wrote a long tedious post, and you want to respond to one point of it and make sense.

    23. Re:Hmmm. by WhiteWolf666 · · Score: 1
      No need for the tech to be 15 years old. The taliban only took over outright in 1994.


      Not that I believe Katz, I'm highly skeptical of the communication infrastructure in Afganistan-- I thought that the majority of the phone system had been damaged in the past month.

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    24. Re:Hmmm. by arpit · · Score: 1

      Lol yes. For a moment there I almost thought it was the 1st of April. :-)

    25. Re:Hmmm. by Arquimides · · Score: 1

      1000% on. By the way, Mr Myagui does look like Yoda, not Luke (I think)

    26. Re:Hmmm. by Compton+Q.+Groundhog · · Score: 1

      Hell, Commodore-branded PCs are still being sold (at least, as of a few months ago) by a company named Tulip, which is the most recent owner of the name & logo.

    27. Re:Hmmm. by jweatherley · · Score: 1

      I suspect that most people putting Afghanistan for their location are just messing around.

      A lot of sites that ask for your country of origin have a HUGE drop down list of every country on the earth. I've selected 'Afghanistan' from the top of the list rather than scroll all the way down to 'United Kingdom' many times...

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    28. Re:Hmmm. by Progman · · Score: 1

      no, Al Gore invented email.

    29. Re:Hmmm. by Snogpitch · · Score: 1

      It's quite possible that a Commodore is being used. Remember the Amiga? This computer did special effects for the likes of Babylon 5 and others. Also possible, is the fact that in 1995 when Escom bought Commodore, they produced Pentium computers. Granted 100mhz computers aren't that fast, but you can watch movies with a system at that speed. Since we don't know for a fact what movies were actually being watched, they could have been simple ascii movies many of us have seen on BBS's back in the early 90's, late 80's.

      So, I don't find it hard to believe this person has a computer, watching/downloading stuff. But I wonder where is the electricity coming from? How is the internet being accessed? I just find the email more that unbelieveable, even if you try to account for a few "possibilities".

  3. silly question for katz by Billly+Gates · · Score: 2
    How did you email you without electricity. I was under the impression that electricity was hard to get and only kandahar and kabul had it in limited quantities. Even if your friend had solar panels how did he connect without the phone lines? Maybe cnn likes to exagerate the living conditions in afganistan for ratings but I was given a nasty impression on how afgans lived.

    1. Re:silly question for katz by Gleef · · Score: 2

      There also exist small generators that work well off of LP Gas or even Alcohol. Not saying that's what he uses, but it's another possibility.

      A professional programmer in Afghanistan is likely to have access funds and resources that the average person does not.

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    2. Re:silly question for katz by J4 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Um.. If the guys a programmer, what has he been doing since 1995? Working for the Taliban? Or just scratching out code in the dirt? I'm sorry it sounds like BS to me.

    3. Re:silly question for katz by efgbr · · Score: 1

      There are people in there who live just like you and me. The other 99% live like CNN showed.

      You have to remember that in poor countries the social differences are greater than in developed countries.

  4. Re:Hmm, sounds odd... by Fnkmaster · · Score: 2

    RTFP (Read The F***ing Post). He dug it up from a hiding spot underneath the chicken coop. Stop trolling, it's not amusing.

  5. Downloading movies on a Commodore? by sailracer6 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So let me get this straight - your friend was catching up with movies on a Commodore?

    Still, interesting story.

    1. Re:Downloading movies on a Commodore? by rebug · · Score: 1

      -1 redundant, I know

      but the Amiga can play divx

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  6. about time! by steveargonman · · Score: 1

    It's about time the Afghan's can make their own decisions in peace. I hope they can form a democratic type government and live in peace. :-)

  7. poor bastards... by joss · · Score: 2

    Daisy cutters and cluster bombs are kinda unfriendly. Not exactly "surgical" either..

    But Baywatch .. that is too cruel.

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  8. Jon, you were trolled by typical+geek · · Score: 5, Funny
    Exactly how does an Ubergeek in Afghanistan use an ancient Commodore to download and play movies? My K6-2 barely plays DIVX, and it's only 3 years old.


    How can this Afghani geek afford an Ipod? When did DSL/broadband get into Kabul?


    This story sounds fishy, but then it is Tuesday.

    1. Re:Jon, you were trolled by DrPsycho · · Score: 2

      I'm still using my Amiga 4000, which compared to your K6-2 is ancient. It still hooks up just fine to the 'Net, and downloading and playing movies is a snap.

      Mind you, I still have a lot of difficulty with Jon's article, and the facts contained therein. It all feels so much less than plausible. A good story, maybe, but fact? Hrm.

      Anyway. Just standing up for my oft' beleagured but still treasured Amiga. :^P

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      -DrPsycho - Coping with reality since 1975

    2. Re:Jon, you were trolled by Quixadhal · · Score: 1

      As I recall, we were all damn impressed when we could get our C-64 to play about 30 seconds of poorly digitized music back in 1986.

      It wouldn't fit much more than that in the 48K or so we had to give it.

      A movie? Hmmmm.. maybe as a series of black-and-white screens... that is, the scren alternates between black and white.

    3. Re:Jon, you were trolled by Sloppy · · Score: 1

      On my '060 Amiga, 320x240 MPEGs play ok. Higher resolutions start to get choppy or slow (depending on the software).

      Possibilities include:

      1. It's all bullshit
      2. He's sacrificing quality (playing slooowly or with lots of frame loss)
      3. He has a PPC (fullspeed playback with a 604e is very plausible)
      4. He is decompressing/decoding not in real time and converting to a less cpu-intense format, and then playing
      It's all just on the edge of plausibility... But IMHO it's bullshit. :-)
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  9. Uhhhhh... by InfinityWpi · · Score: 2, Redundant

    Does anyone else thing that this sounds an awful lot like someone got a fake email? A hoax, a sham, an untruth? It just seems too... too... too much like what we geeks would want to hear.

    1. Re:Uhhhhh... by caesar-auf-nihil · · Score: 1

      I agree, it does sound a bit too fake. Perhaps it was sent by the same US commandos to help ensure winning the propaganda war.

      Unless this guy is talking about an souped-up Commodore Amiga, I can't see him having any success doing any of the things he's claiming he's currently doing, unless he's got satellite access. I had thought just about all phone lines and servers that could connect with Afghanistan were under severe control so Al Qaeda could not send instructions out or get information in. For this guy to just wander around like nothing has changed seems a bit implausible.

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    2. Re:Uhhhhh... by FortKnox · · Score: 1

      OK, how long ago was Kabul liberated? About a week right.

      How did this "Afghani" attain Jon Katz's email address? Its no where on the slashdot site (I think its katz@slashdot.org, but that's cause he had it attached to his "name link" like 6-12 months ago). So this kid gets on the internet and actually does some type of investigating to eventually write an email to Jon Katz.

      Yes, this is the lowest Katz has gone! He must be skimming off that moderator crack...

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    3. Re:Uhhhhh... by MindStalker · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Fuck that! I've been stuck at 52 for years now, and its really annoying. Priceless my ASS.! Posting with score +1 cause I got karma to BURN BABY! Bring me down to 51! I dare you!

    4. Re:Uhhhhh... by Christianfreak · · Score: 1, Redundant

      I agree. These people are the poorest in the world. They don't have access to this sort of thing... face it Katz, you've been had... guess you'll check your sources next time. (or not)

      Go ahead flame my 50 karma :)

    5. Re:Uhhhhh... by dragons_flight · · Score: 3

      I would agree, except that Katz says he knows this person from before the Taliban. That makes it very unlikely anyone duped Katz. Of course I could believe that Katz and/or Junis are exagerrating a wee bit. Sensationalism on Slashdot? Never.

      The only other alternative would be that Katz is outright making it up, but much as I've disagreed with him before, I don't think he would stoop that low.

    6. Re:Uhhhhh... by DaoudaW · · Score: 2

      I wondered about this too, but the more I read the more it rang true. I've lived in Africa and India and let me tell you, people know what they want and find ways to get it.

      I only wish that Katz had posted the email, rather than just talking about it. His comments don't always ring true. For example: nobody in Asia would think of martial art's movies as coming from America. Think Bollywood, not Hollywood!

    7. Re:Uhhhhh... by StaticLimit · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I admit, after reading the first few lines and knowing that there are all sorts of stupid Sept 11 and Afganistan hoax emails going around, I was skeptical. But a lot of the criticism here ignores what Katz wrote.

      a forwarded e-mail from Junis

      routed to Kabul, then Islamabad, then London

      Ok, so the people who said "How did he get Katz's email address!" didn't read that it was forwarded to John from someone in London.

      Junis, a computer geek obsessed with Linux, had first e-mailed me years ago while I was writing for Hotwired

      And it seems to me that the folks suggesting this is just another typical internet chain-email hoax missed the part where Junis had written to Katz before! Come on people. Just because you don't personally know anyone in Kabul, Islamabad, or London doesn't mean that a well known journalist (and he is well known, and respected, in geek journalist circles) wouldn't have enough connections to get an interesting email from someone in a newsworthy place.

      Could it all be made up as a device for another article overusing the phrases "geek", "open-source", and other buzz-words about the pervasiveness of the net and the radical societal shifts brought about by the rise of the geeks? Sure.

      Could the government be hiding evidence of alien landings at Roswell and poisoning our water with mind-control flouride so we won't notice the UN's silent black helicoptors when they come to impose the oppressive new world order and take our guns away? Um...sure.

      Too many people want to validate conspiracy theories instead of debating the ideas Katz brings up.

      - StaticLimit

    8. Re:Uhhhhh... by JonWan · · Score: 1

      It costs 12 cents US to go to the movies. The average Afghan doesn't likely make more than $200.00 a year, so electricity, a phone line and Net access will likely be prices very cheap by western standards.

    9. Re:Uhhhhh... by bwt · · Score: 1, Troll

      And it seems to me that the folks suggesting this is just another typical internet chain-email hoax missed the part where Junis had written to Katz before!

      Oh come on. You don't really expect people to read the article carefully before they bash Katz do you? They already know he has the cushy job writing on slashdot that they all want, so what difference does it make whether or not they read the article -- it just takes them longer to find something to bash about him when they are constrained by the facts.

  10. Amiga perhaps? by wiredog · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I reckon one of those could play movies.

    1. Re:Amiga perhaps? by rebug · · Score: 2, Insightful

      of course it could.

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    2. Re:Amiga perhaps? by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 1

      Sure it could, but you need to consider to play a divx movie on an Amiga you'd have to have something in excess of a 68060 - the fastest native processor one can have. Considering how few PowerPC turbo boards there are running around for it I doubt he has a 604 or a G4.

  11. The big question by PanBanger · · Score: 4, Funny

    Has he gotten spammed yet?

    1. Re:The big question by dagoalieman · · Score: 1

      Too bad he doesn't have a userid with a web page.. It'd be pretty funny to /. a Commodore (three people.) OK. Not that funny. But repeated /.ing for the next month or so at least.

      It'd pretty darned cool to get a web server running on a Commodore too..

      It should be noted, btw, that while they are much more free in what they can do, in general I've heard they still live under Islamic law/morals, and so many things that we take for granted are limited for them (on basis of Religion, some self dictated, some by the N. Alliance...)

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  12. American culture and junk food by sterno · · Score: 1

    American culture is like junk food. Almost everybody really likes it but they feel bad for liking it. They know they should choose something that's better for them but they can't help it.

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  13. I wonder..... by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

    Does John make this stuff up? I have read many of his features and a lot of them seem to have a taste of fiction of sorts. I am sure it just comes from the slight embelishmnet he places on his writings but it just makes you wonder.

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  14. Re:Hmm, sounds odd... by The+Smith · · Score: 3, Insightful

    They certainly were that repressive. But think about how Americans would react if a fundamentalist government seized power, banning computers, music and TV. Surely there would be a mass hiding of equipment against the day when the government fell.

    I must say though, it makes me feel a little sick that the first thing the Afghans will see when they brush the soil from the TVs will be Jerry Springer, Temptation Island and MTV...

  15. Well, half the population is less oppressed... by daoine · · Score: 5, Interesting

    They open the theaters, people get their TVs and computers back. It's good.

    But the women aren't allowed in the theater, they can't function in public, and they still aren't allowed to see doctors. It's not that removing the Taliban is a bad thing, but for a significant part of the population, the current status really hasn't gotten any better.

    Food for thought, and it makes me thankful that I was born in the US and have the ability to say such things...

    1. Re:Well, half the population is less oppressed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You are counting too much on your press. Afghan women are not at all opressed, what you see is tribes (I know it because your media shows Pakistan like that too and I know most Pakistani women are more free than any US women can dream of.)

      In US there are more women than men, but they are still treated as a minority. And it was not the case in Afghanistan and Kabul did actually have a pretty advanced culture.

      It was Russians (the new U.S. Ally) who are responsible for all this.

      And for God.s sake dont listne to this Katz idiot

    2. Re:Well, half the population is less oppressed... by Jburkholder · · Score: 1

      >they still aren't allowed to see doctors

      I thought the problem was the male Doctors aren't allowed to see the women unclothed, but the Taliban doesn't allow female Doctors either.

      Catch-22

    3. Re:Well, half the population is less oppressed... by daoine · · Score: 1
      ...I know it because your media shows Pakistan like that too and I know most Pakistani women are more free than any US women can dream of....

      Actually, I'd say that's incorrect, because I don't think the US Media has ever stated that Pakistani women are oppressed. At least I haven't seen it on ANY of the news sources over here.

      Furthermore, it's not only US media sources that point to the poor treatment of women under Taliban rule.

      And why the hell am I replying to an AC post anyway?

    4. Re:Well, half the population is less oppressed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Oh Yes, they were pouring the same poison about Pakistan for a long time, probably then realized that Pakistan is on their side.
      Actually Afghan Women have been lot more liberated then even Pakistani women. It was Russia (new US ally) that caused all those people to flee, and the only people left there were the tribes which are mostly uneducated people. Those uneducated people are now being controlled by a former US ally.

    5. Re:Well, half the population is less oppressed... by z19752002 · · Score: 1

      Actually, medicine was one of the few areas women were allowed to work in under the Taliban. Now where women doctors were supposed to come from when education for women was banned, I don't know.

    6. Re:Well, half the population is less oppressed... by Mulciber+1 · · Score: 1

      What's your source on this information? In many Afghan cities, women *were* doctors before the Taliban takeover. Female doctors generally worked on female patients, but it's a far cry from "not being allowed to see doctors..."

    7. Re:Well, half the population is less oppressed... by Oztun · · Score: 3, Informative

      Sorry but he is right and you are mistaken. Women were doctors 20 years ago before the Soviet invasion. After the invasion the Northern Alliance was very harsh and would not allow women to be doctors. Right now it is a state of turmoil and there is not real government in power. Unfortunatley the US will most likely help the NA get into power and womens rights will suffer. Of course the only represent 14% of the population and a coup will no doubt take place again. Most likely by the Taliban only under a different name. The facts are all there go do some research and you will see.

    8. Re:Well, half the population is less oppressed... by daoine · · Score: 1

      Um, never said that women never held jobs -- nor did I say they've been oppressed for their entire lives.

      The point I made was that under the Taliban, women were oppressed - ridiculously, and removing the Taliban from power has not made their situation any better, as a contrast to the original story about how computers and movies make everything great.

      So, I'm not quite sure how I'm mistaken, since the scope of my post was discussing the Taliban and post Taliban rule, not pre and post Soviet invasion (an entirely different topic)

  16. Forget the US Air Force, here comes the RIAA by bear_phillips · · Score: 5, Funny

    What are the odds that the copy of Independence Day is pirated.

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    1. Re:Forget the US Air Force, here comes the RIAA by TheDick · · Score: 1

      Its hard to check your acronyms when you are Karma Whoring for F1rzt P0zt.

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  17. Just a reminder... by Fnkmaster · · Score: 5, Insightful
    This is a good reminder that there are good, forward thinking, open minded people everywhere. You can oppress them but you can't destroy them. It's guys like this who will help lift Afghanistan out of poverty. Let's say he brings over the kids who live in his town and shows them his computer, let's them play old games. Some kid dreams of learning how computers work. He grows up, travels off to an engineering school somewhere, and comes back and starts a technology company in the budding economy of Afghanistan as it modernizes.


    Of course, as nice as this sounds, the story is a little strange - I was under the impression there were almost no remaining international phone lines and that electricity was probably out in many of these areas, so I am a bit suspicious. But what do I know, maybe he has a generator and maybe the international phone lines are back up. Also the line about trying to download movies is definitely suspicious. At 9600 baud perhaps? OK, give them the benefit of the doubt, 28.8k. Doesn't sound too believable to me.


    So I think this submission is either a bit of a hoax or a bit exaggerated, but it still is a nice sentiment even if the specifics are not true. And hopefully there is a guy somewhere in Afghanistan digging up his old Commodore. :)

    1. Re:Just a reminder... by Fnkmaster · · Score: 2
      Hmm and looking at the story again (did Katz just edit it and add more stuff at the end?) It now mentions iPods and has some really unbelievable quotes in it attributed to this guy.


      I'm just trying to figure out if Katz was trolled or if he is knowingly propagating false information. Journalistic integrity == 0.

    2. Re:Just a reminder... by Ivan+Raikov · · Score: 1

      This is a good reminder that there are good, forward thinking, open minded people everywhere. You can oppress them but you can't destroy them.

      Interestingly, for a long time I had similar beliefs. In fact, there was a line in the Old Man and the Sea which I found particularly inspirational: But a man is not made for defeat. A man can be destroyed but not defeated.

      Then I read 1984 and its depressing hopelessness made me realize that sometimes, human cruelty and oppression can crush even the most daring and free spirit. But I'm glad those poor devils in Afghanistan are finally the center of all attention, so maybe things will turn good for them.

    3. Re:Just a reminder... by RalphTWaP · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Katz,

      I know, it's a little odd when you get hit with demands for factuality and proof. I mean, any of us who'd spent so much time writing opinion-based fluff would probably have a slightly hazy view of reality.

      But for god's sake man.

      Leaving aside the technical details already well-discussed, do us all a favor, and if it's not entirely a hoax, save whatever remains of your reputation and post the original email.

      We're mostly big-boys here, post us a copy with the routing headers intact, give us the text, and then spend two or three hundred words pointing out how great it is.

      We might still belive you got rooked, but at least we're less likely to attribute what prima facia appears to be a load of... um, horse-shit to you.

    4. Re:Just a reminder... by Fnkmaster · · Score: 1
      I don't entirely agree. India has had a lot of people return to teach the skills and knowledge they acquired in the west to eager students there. That's why IIT is an excellent engineering school there now, on par with many American engineering schools.


      Sure, a lot of H1Bs come over here because they can make more bucks here and want to stay. And people from fundamentally economically depressed areas who don't acquire sufficient skills to start businesses and contribute to the economy back home just send a few bucks here and there but never return. A lot of Mexicans for example seem to have stayed here because all they got was menial labor and not an education.


      But I've also met Malaysians and Indonesians who are extremely eager to go back home and work for companies there as executives or start their own companies with the knowledge and experience they've acquired here. And I think that's great.

    5. Re:Just a reminder... by Jburkholder · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Mod this up. This is the right answer. If this email exists, post it so we can figure out what it is, cause it seems rather unlikely that it is authentic.

    6. Re:Just a reminder... by daviddennis · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You forget something interesting, which really hit home yesterday when I read an article in The Atlantic(*) about the difference between the Blues (people living in urban areas who voted for Gore) and Reds (people living in rural areas voting for Bush).

      It noted that the average household income in a "Blue" area pushed $100k, while the average household income in a "Red" area was about $42k. So why weren't the reds resentful towards the blues?

      Cost of living.

      An average house in a Blue area goes for $400,000-1.5 million. The same house in a Red area costs $140k or so. A $ 42k household can easily afford a $140k house. A $100k household cannot easily afford even a $400k house. So who is really better off economically, the Reds or the Blues?

      I looked this up in realtor.com and sure enough, he was right. And he had other examples. He couldn't spend $20 a plate dining out in ANY Red restaurant. This, of course, is par for the course around the Blue parts of town. He got a parking ticket in Redsville, and it cost him $3 instead of $25. And so on.

      The phenomenon is going to be even more extreme in Afghanistan, a country where the average income is not even possible to determine with any accuracy. $1,000 a year is a fortune over there, but that wouldn't even pay my phone+DSL bill for the same period.

      If you could make $1,000 a year in Afghanistan, you might well be better off than people making $100k in San Francisco, because that $100,000 just doesn't go very far.

      The catch, though, is that living in a Blue area is a lot more enjoyable for more sophisticated people then red areas. When I wandered through South Florida, I saw plenty of places where the only radio was some preacher talking about having us saved. Sadly, if you're a True Blue, even the cheapest housing in the world probably won't make you happy in a Red zone. And that may apply to foreigners, too.

      D

      (*) Sadly, the article is not online.

    7. Re:Just a reminder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, cost of living is not everything. Having a very low cost of living is useless if there's nothing you can buy that's worth buying with all that spare money. When my parents were in Romania, they earned lots of money by the country's standards, but what could they do with it? Nothing.

      For instance, the problem when going to the restaurant is that there was *no* better food to spend more money on. There wasn't a more expensive bottle of wine that you could get instead of the crap anyone else could get. The shops were empty of anything worth buying...

      etc...

      So cost of living is one thing, but availability is equally important.

      Daniel

    8. Re:Just a reminder... by Pentagram · · Score: 1

      >He grows up, travels off to an engineering
      >school somewhere

      Travels to an engineering school? Where? Afghanistan? There's almost no infrastructure left; currently we're bombing rubble and shacks. The West? With what money?

    9. Re:Just a reminder... by JoeShmoe · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'd just like to point out a couple things:

      1) Back in 1995-1996 I was downloading plenty of movies at 9600 or 14.4 baud. They were all in the old ViVo format (.VIV which was purchased by Real a couple years later). I think the first one I ever downloaded was Boobwatch. Each movie was only about 60-100MB in size and could easily be downloaded overnight. The bitrate was HORRIBLE but back the thrill of downloading an ENTIRE MOVIE made up for it.

      2) My only 486 could never in its wildest dreams play DivX, which is MPEG-4 and requires a crapload of processing power...but even a lowly 486 can handle MPEG-1 or low bitrate RealMedia. So I can believe it's possible to watch movies on even an old Commodore PC clone.

      3) The warez scene outside the G8 looks completely different. There is virtually no sympathy for copyright interests, especially US ones. You are more than likely to find major warez sites being run from state-owned resources (I myself was once offered access to a site that resolved to something under iif.hu and, judging from the amount of information it contained, had obviously been running for months). The scene is usually very close knit and tight. If you only have one or two ISPs then you get to know the staff pretty intimately, and from there its very easy to develop a "communal software resource".

      I think a good way to look at computer users in these underdeveloped countries is to compare them to HAM radio users. They have a piece of hardware that connects them to a larger community of users, and sooner or later they'll run into someone in their own area, and from there they can exchange contact with others they have met and boom, a local user group is born.

      - JoeShmoe

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    10. Re:Just a reminder... by mindriot · · Score: 1

      Aside from the fact that it's most likely a hoax, I'm not entirely sure that it's a big step forward for Afghans to be able to receive Baywatch, Survivor, and Temptation Island.

      I actually feel kind of sorry for them.

    11. Re:Just a reminder... by Anthony · · Score: 1

      For the last 6 years, many Afghans have been selling all their property and posessions and setting out across the world. They are spending thousands of dollars in the pursuit of a better life. A lot of these posts here assume that everyone in Afghanistan is a dirt-poor peasant raking over rocks, eking out a living in a total wasteland. Sure there is a lot of that but that is not the lot of every Afghani.

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    12. Re:Just a reminder... by pclminion · · Score: 1
      2) My only 486 could never in its wildest dreams play DivX, which is MPEG-4 and requires a crapload of processing power...but even a lowly 486 can handle MPEG-1 or low bitrate RealMedia. So I can believe it's possible to watch movies on even an old Commodore PC clone.

      Commodore never made PC clones. The computers it did make that bore the name "Commodore" were the Commodore 64 and the Commodore 128. Both processors were under 1 megahertz (don't remember the exact speed), and were 8-bit.

      Let me put it to you this way: the CPU in the Commodore did not have a multiply instruction. How do you decode compressed video data when you cannot even multiply without using a lookup table? Magic? This feat would be impossible. Even if it were possible, the video adapter in the Commodore, although quite unique in its capabilities, would never have been able to display video images with any reasonable quality.

      In short, as so many others have made so clear, this entire story is a complete farce.

      Of course it's great to hear Commodore mentioned :) I've still got one...

  18. In that case... by MajorBurrito · · Score: 2, Informative

    Welcome Back!

  19. Re:Hmm, sounds odd... by rnb · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Make no mistake, the Taliban is a really vile group of people who are as bad as they are made out to be. But also don't make the mistake of thinking that the U.S. government would have cared about them, their treatment of their citizens or Afghanistan in general if it weren't for 9/11.

  20. Hrm... I'm skeptic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Apart from the fact that he's supposedly saying that he's "downloading movies" on a commodore (ie a machine with little or no hard drive and no processing power to decode div-x's, with modems that are so antiquated that even downloading a 20meg divx would probably take a few weeks... no wonder he's furious...), it all sounds... I don't know... fake is probably the word.

    As for digging up all the forbidden stuff as soon while they could still see the dust from the trucks of the talibans, that is just plain unbelievable. I doubt anyone who's just lived under such an oppressive regime would take that risk. What if they forgot something and drive back up to get it? Just because the trucks have driven away doesn't mean they're gone for good.

    I would think that people living under oppressive regimes develop a sort of natural paranoia as a survival mechanism... my father who lived most of his life in communist Romania still has it twenty years after fleeing the country... I find it surprising that afghans would lose it in minutes...

    Daniel

    1. Re:Hrm... I'm skeptic by Lakers · · Score: 1

      You stated it best, "I would think"

      Do you really know? Do any of us? Have you ever lived in oppression?

    2. Re:Hrm... I'm skeptic by drj11 · · Score: 1

      You are right to be skeptical but I don't think that soldiers fleeing a besieged city that is about to be overrun worry about whether they should go back for the wristwatch they left by the bed.

    3. Re:Hrm... I'm skeptic by z_gringo · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the bedside table on the little kangaroo! Of all the things she coulda forgot, I can't beleive she forgot the watch!

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  21. Thanks Katz.. by Brother+Larry · · Score: 1

    for the very good outlook of what is going on over there. It's nice to see that they can pick up their lives right away.

  22. Passion for pop culture ... by wwight · · Score: 1
    Passion for pop culture relentlessly undermined repressive governments like Poland, East Germany and the former Soviet Union.

    So, in the end it will be America's lust for half-naked teen nymphettes (I'm referring to Brittney Spears, Christina Agulera and the like -- not pr0n) that will promote the freedom of information and save us all from terrorism?

  23. Forgive me by Wind_Walker · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Forgive me for being skeptical, but I seriously doubt that an e-mail that got routed through 3 intermediaries before it made its way onto Jon Katz's inbox has any validity.

    The people of Afghanistan don't have televisions, they don't have music, and they don't have telephones... but they have e-mail access one day after the Northern Alliance "liberates" the city? And, coincidentally, he likes Open Source and Slashdot? What???

    I'm sorry, but I just can't honestly believe this story to be true without some kind of third-party verification. And even then, I'd still be skeptical. It just doesn't sound legit to me...

    1. Re:Forgive me by VivianC · · Score: 3, Funny
      The people of Afghanistan don't have televisions, they don't have music, and they don't have telephones... but they have e-mail access one day after the Northern Alliance "liberates" the city?

      Not that this doesn't sound a bit fishy to me as well, but I'd like to point out a couple things about Kabul that you may have missed:
      • Within 24 hours of the Taliban retreat, the city had news and music radio stations functioning on the air and radios to listen to
      • Within 72 hours, the former Taliban TV station was back on the air with a female news anchor and programs on tape from around the world

      These people may not have much, but they do seem to have a fair share of electronics.
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  24. No wonder America is viewed as corrupt by devphil · · Score: 4, Insightful


    So the top three TV shows mentioned in the story ("acutely missed" is the phrase connected to one of them) are Baywatch, Survivor, and Temptation Island?

    Three shows based on the concept of manly men frolicking with scantily-clad women, and in the latter two, premised on the assumption that all humans are conniving backstabbers, and that relationships cannot last in the face of lust, respectively.

    And we're trying to convince the Middle East that America is a just and moral nation? Ya ha ha, whatever.

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    1. Re:No wonder America is viewed as corrupt by Kengineer · · Score: 1

      Hey, they don't HAVE to watch those three shows in particular. I don't. They can watch the Hughlies or Weakest Link or the emotionally uplifting stories featured on Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel. We give them what they want, it's not OUR fault if they want to see scantily clad frolicing and what not.

    2. Re:No wonder America is viewed as corrupt by Brother+Larry · · Score: 1

      Maybe you forget that the majority of Americans ARE like that.

    3. Re:No wonder America is viewed as corrupt by Fishstick · · Score: 2

      Not to mention the fact that, even if they aren't like that, that they view that sort of behavior as compelling entertainment says something about Americans, too.

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    4. Re:No wonder America is viewed as corrupt by wytcld · · Score: 3, Insightful
      the concept of manly men frolicking with scantily-clad women

      Hey, that is the Muslim heaven - the central concept that's been used to sell martyrdom to the religion. If we can't offer them at least this much, and on this earth rather then some future realm, we can't even begin to compete. Wait, we are offerring them this!

      It may be crass, but it's a lot more just and moral than getting them so frustrated in this world that they kill for the false promise of the next one. Yeah, I hate those shows too ... but we win if we convince them we're more fun, as well as swing a mean sword of justice. You never win at the "morality" game, since morality is always defined by retrograde local religions, there as here.

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    5. Re:No wonder America is viewed as corrupt by Tonytheloony · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I would like to know in what way those shows are "immoral" or not "just" ?

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    6. Re:No wonder America is viewed as corrupt by mobiGeek · · Score: 1
      Hey, that is the Muslim heaven

      Would you care to elaborate, or are you simply a Troll?

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    7. Re:No wonder America is viewed as corrupt by Per+Wigren · · Score: 1

      Just be glad that he didn't say Ricky Lake, Jenny Jones and Jerry Springer...

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    8. Re:No wonder America is viewed as corrupt by phaze3000 · · Score: 2
      In the Muslim concept of heaven you can have as much sex as you want, drink as much alcahol and take as many drugs as you want, even eat bacon. At least if you're a man - there's no heaven for women.

      This was explained by me by an atheist friend (whose parents were from Pakistan) - he did provide examples in the Koran..

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  25. Snopes.com by Unknown+Poltroon · · Score: 1

    Does anyone else smell hoax? Propaganda?

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  26. What is the afghan's people perception? by deragon · · Score: 5, Funny

    You failed to ask the most important questions! ;)

    What is the perception of the afghan's people about the US intervention? Do they feel that the sacrifice of innocents (accidents/mistakes on US forces part, but none less deadly) justify their new freedom? Do they feel that westerners should continue to use force to try to democratize Afghanistan? Or should the coalition now leave from their point of view?

    I saw on TV an Afghan who lost 8 members of his family to US bombs. Yet, he had one message for the US forces: aim better. He did not asked to stop. Others though were very angry against the US after loosing some family member.

    I want to know what the people of Afghanistan wants. I see some demonstrations in western countries asking for the bombings to stop. I say, that we might at least hear what the Afghan have to say. If they believe that the bombings are worthwhile, who are we to ask to stop these actions?

    BTW, have you some websites/forums to suggest where we could directly interact with Afghanistan people? I would really like to have a few exchanges with some of them.

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    1. Re:What is the afghan's people perception? by W.Mandamus · · Score: 1

      I get the feeling what the afghan people want most right now is to execute forign taliban members on sight.

    2. Re:What is the afghan's people perception? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I don't know if you can directly communicate with people from Afghanistan here, but www.rawa.org is the website of the Revolutionary Association of the Women of Afghanistan, and provides the views of at least some Afghans. They are very anti-Taliban, and seem to be anti-Northern Alliance, as well.

    3. Re:What is the afghan's people perception? by psych031337 · · Score: 2

      I can totally why this post got 5 modpoints. I absolutely cannot understand why it was labelled "Funny".

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  27. maybe too fast by archen · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I hope that things don't move too fast in Afghanistan. It's easy to sit here in the west and think this is all fine and dandy, but if this all gets pushed in too fast it could end up being culture shock to a lot of people, and potentially generate more fundamentalist extremists (who would of course be anti-american). Afghanistan needs to change, but it needs to do it slowly. It needs to find that middle ground that most of the people will find socially acceptable.

    1. Re:maybe too fast by night_flyer · · Score: 2

      change too fast? the majority of the Afghan population just wants food! (or was the US dropping computers w/ modems instead of food in those crates?)

      Afghanistan is among the world's poorest countries and has the lowest per-person food intake in the world

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    2. Re:maybe too fast by FFFish · · Score: 2

      Afghanistan used to be quite modern, as far as freedoms and technology went. Women were in universities and holding civil service jobs; televisions and computers were used; things were pretty cool, given the tribal political system they had.

      I don't think "culture shock" is something to worry about. They had culture, the Taliban killed it, the Taliban is gone, the previous levels of culture (and more) will come back.

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  28. External constraints by DaoudaW · · Score: 3, Insightful

    For better or for worse, this once again proves that once Pandora's box is open you can't shut it, no matter how hard you try.

    Having lived in Africa, I've seen firsthand how quickly, frighteningly so, things can change during a coup d'etat. People whose constraints have been mostly external for some time, lose control very quickly when those constraints are lifted, but within a few days things settle down and they regain their internal control/balance.

  29. Answer some questions? by geekoid · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Perhaps we can get this guy from kabul to answer some questions for us?

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  30. Re:Hmm, sounds odd... by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 2

    But think about how Americans would react if a fundamentalist government seized power, banning computers, music and TV. Surely there would be a mass hiding of equipment against the day when the government fell.


    Nope, there would be a mass march of gun owners on Washington, loaded and ready.

    This will never happen, though, because only the Amish and Luddite freaks don't see the value of technology. Even the most rigid fundies still want to be able to proselytize via the net.

  31. Sooo. by wiredog · · Score: 2
    You don't believe that the French Resistance was able to hide weapons and radios from the Nazis, either? Or perhaps that the Nazi's weren't that oppressive after all?

    Good thing I don't give a damn about karma.

    1. Re:Sooo. by caseydk · · Score: 1
      wow..

      having email just days afterwards is impressive... i didn't know they had AOL (afghanistan online) available there... and I think these people getting Ipods or the like is fairly unlikely...

      How many months of earnings is that for them?

  32. holes in katz's story: by turbine216 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    a few things that REALLY make me think that Katz either made this crap up, or is the victim of a VERY poorly fabricated hoax:

    1 - I know it's been said already, but it bears repeating...how does one download MOVIES on an "ancient commodore"? And furthermore, how does one play them?

    2 - When you're living in Afghanistan, who do you call to get internet access?

    3 - If the guy's using that "ancient commodore", what would prompt him to salivate over an IPod? First of all, it's doubtful that he would have ever acquired even a single MP3 file, let alone enough to fill an IPod. Oh, and Commodores didn't have firewire back in my day. Seems like the guy would be more likely to lust after a 2-year old Athlon system and a broadband connection rather than an IPod.

    I'm sure I'm not the only one who noticed this pile of absolute rubbish. Katz should be sent over to Kabul to investigate the situation himself.

    1. Re:holes in katz's story: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      2 - When you're living in Afghanistan, who do you call to get internet access?

      Maybe he was connecting to the internet through RFC 1149 - IP over Avian Carrier.
    2. Re:holes in katz's story: by TheMCP · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Also, where the heck is this guy getting the bandwidth to download movies? A movie in DIVX format is about 600 megs and requires a pretty hefty processor to play (better than anything commodore would have made). Other formats, even if done at lower resolution and less intensive on the processor, would be less compressed so a movie would still be pretty big.

      Bluntly, 90 minutes of video was no laughing matter to try and get onto a computer five or six years ago, the general technology level of the best stuff in afghanistan citizens' hands today.

      Rather than drooling over an iPod, I would expect they would be amazed that such large disks are sold at consumer prices, let alone for stick-it-in-your-pocket-and-go use. I wonder if any "ancient commodore" model can even address such a large disk.

      No, I agree with the posters that think there's something very odd about this story. I think I'll take it with a grain of salt, like the rock of gibraltar.

      I think it's a very pretty story to think "Oh, we freed the Afghanis, now the first thing they're doing is rushing to be just like us," but given the details it strikes me a lot more like propaganda than reality.

    3. Re:holes in katz's story: by Compton+Q.+Groundhog · · Score: 1

      With a CMD hard drive (like the one attached to my Commodore 128), up to 4gb of SCSI goodness can be used. When the new HD-DOS is complete, that number should be much higher.

  33. As a separate point against this entire letter... by Cutriss · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Didn't the Taliban STRICTLY regulate technology? The Taliban thought the Internet was evil, after all, and outlawed it. So I find it HIGHLY suspicious that someone managed to start up an ISP in the middle of this war, and that someone else out there is more concerned about getting on Slashdot than staying alive and eating, which is what 99% of the Afghani population is probably concerned with.

    This was bullshit. Sorry, but it *can't* be legit.

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    "Mod, mod, mod...and another troll bites the dust."
  34. Did he send a picture too? by FortKnox · · Score: 2

    Perhaps this "Afghani" sent you a picture he got, too, right? It looks like this, right?

    I tell my mother when she gets emails like the one you have, katz, is to first check snopes, then check the local news (if it isn't on the news, then it isn't real, usually).

    Think about it. A computer geek in afghanastan finally gets his computer (commodore, mind you), and whats one of the first people he emails? Jon Katz? Hmmm....

    Sorry, but I'm waaay to skeptic for this (and I'm religious...)

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    Good quote, too many chars. Seriously, the slashdot 120 char limit sucks!
  35. Slasdot is globalization... by Andreas+Rueckert · · Score: 1

    Just recently there was this posting on globalization and I posted that /. means globalization, since it brings people from around the world together. Now I read that /. story on this guy from Afghanistan, while a few minutes away, airlifters start for their 24h trip to bring food to Afghanistan.

  36. Global Village Returns... by Embedded+Geek · · Score: 2, Interesting
    It was in the 70's that the term "Global Village" was coined, refering mostly to satelite news media and its ilk. Today's technologies make it cheap and simple enough for everyone to develop their own content without having to pay for a whole bureau for Reuters or BBC in every hamlet. Not only do we see this information revolution fueling the Tienamen Sqaure revolt with FAX machines, but also driving police reform in the States with camcorders showing Rodney King's beating.

    I'd never really thought of it before seeing this post, but the one common factor you always hear small town residents use to describe their lives is "Everyone Knows Everyone." I'm probably being a pollyana here, but I believe that the "Global Village" is doing the same thing, helping people throughout the world understand (and hopefully get along) with each other.

    I had a grandfather who went to West Point and served with distinction in the U.S. Army in WWII. A good, honorable man in many ways, but also a bigot down to his bones. I can't help but wonder what sort of man he'dve been if he could've clicked on a website growing up and learned how people live in Saudi Arabia or Tokyo or even just the "wrong side of the tracks" in his hometown.

    --

    "Prepare for the worst - hope for the best."

    1. Re:Global Village Returns... by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 2


      I had a grandfather who went to West Point and served with distinction in the U.S. Army in WWII. A good, honorable man in many ways, but also a bigot down to his bones. I can't help but wonder what sort of man he'dve been if he could've clicked on a website growing up and learned how people live in Saudi Arabia or Tokyo or even just the "wrong side of the tracks" in his hometown.

      He wouldn't have been able to serve with distinction because there's no xenophobia to tap into to produce the rage that a good combat soldier needs.

  37. What the people want... by thekernel32 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Despite the many technical questions this has already raised (movies on ancient computers). I see that this is a fine example for how a government can not retain control of a people if it is not representing their interests. It is especially helpful to remember this anytime I see the US Gov leaders doing things I didn't want them to do when I voted. People will be free, and they can have what they want once they work out what that is and seek it as a group.

  38. Hello Mr. Katz ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Wester/US music was never illegal in the GDR.
    You couldn't buy it in stores, but there were a lots of other things you couldn't buy in stores, sometimes even toilet paper.
    Pupils where playing Western music on school excursions and no teachers objected.

    It was in the 60 illegal to watch Western TV but this was stopped in the 70ies.
    However admitting it openly later might have called on the STASI, but only hardcore communists would not watch Western TV.
    And this was mainly because of the NEWS and INFORMATION and not entertainment crap.
    In this respect, I suppose your stuff here would have been allowed to read in the GDR.

    1. Re:Hello Mr. Katz ! by Ivan+Raikov · · Score: 1

      Let's not forget that the regime in GDR was more relaxed compared with the Soviet Union, or certain Balkan countries. Culturally, Germany remained one nation, and thus the citizens of East Germany had liberties which would have been unthinkable in other parts of the Soviet Bloc, even throughout the 1980s.

  39. Re:Hmm, sounds odd... by Asic+Eng · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Nope, there would be a mass march of gun owners on Washington, loaded and ready.

    It seems you've lost a lot of freedom recently - I haven't seen anyone march. Besides do you seriously believe a group of disorganized people with handguns an rifles is actually a match for the US army - one of the most modern and best trained armies in the world? Didn't work terribly well for the Taliban just now, did it?

  40. WHOA! by niekze · · Score: 3, Funny

    I got an e-mail from Timmy-bin Hashareef. He has cancer of the appendix. It said for every time you forwarded his e-mail, the Afghanistan chapter of the American Appendix Society would donate little Timmy 3 cents and a camel. It also said that if you didn't forward the e-mail, you would get beaten by the Taliban. SEND OUT THE WORD KATZ! THIS IS 274% TRUE!

    haha I want a pink slip with Katz's name on it for Christmas.

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    1. Re:WHOA! by IcebergSlim · · Score: 1



      Hahahaha......someone should really mod the above post up......Much more entertaining than the obviously bogus fable which is responsible for this hopeless thread.....

  41. And here's the e-mail that Katz received: by red_dragon · · Score: 1

    Hi! How are you?

    I send you this file in order to have your advice!

    See you later. Praise Allah!

    Well, it could be.

    --
    In Soviet Russia, Jesus asks: "What Would You Do?"
  42. I can't resist... by Quasar1999 · · Score: 1

    A decade ago, when East Berlin teenagers stormed the Wall and crossed over into West Berlin, the first thing many of them did was rush to music stores to buy tapes and CD's they'd been secretly, illegally listening to for years. Oh, ya right! Thats like saying napster fans rushed to buy cds in stores once the cd was officially released, even though they had been listening to it 'illegally' for weeks before... HA!

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    Programming is like sex... Make one mistake and support it the rest of your life.
  43. Not that it really matters but... by smoondog · · Score: 2
    As a few others have said before me, I too think this email is a fake. Although there are only a few places in this email that are likely wrong (dl'ing vids on a commodore) many others are highly suspect. My personal favorites are:
    • he'd kept his own decaying poster of Madonna I'm sure all Afghani's love like a virgin
    • He says other coders and gamers hid their PC's as well. The underground geek network in a third world country devastated by war!
    • Junis predicts "Temptation Island" will be the number one show in Afghanistan within a month. I suspected Rupert Murdoch was helping rebuild!
    • hiding spots to dig up their Walkmen, VCRs, TVs, CD players I buried my commodore, too.

    It really comes down to this. This email is suspect because it is written in a very american perspective and anybody who has traveled extensively outside of the US knows that most of the world doesn't work or think this way. I feel this person would be just simply unable to gain the ideology expressed here. But on the other hand, I could be wrong.... -Sean

    1. Re:Not that it really matters but... by Jburkholder · · Score: 1

      >I too think this email is a fake

      What email? Katz doesn't provide any email (or even excerpts). All we get is Jon's story about getting an email.

      Would be nice if we could see this email. Judge for ourselves how 'authentic' it is or isn't.

  44. It's not that simple by Eloquence · · Score: 2
    As others have pointed out, the e-mail is very likely to be fake. I see another problem with the article.

    When his message came, the Taliban had just fled, Northern Alliance soldiers had taken over his village, and everybody rushed to barbers to cut off their beards and to nearby holes and hiding spots to dig up their Walkmen, VCRs, TVs, CD players, and -- in Junis's case -- his ancient Commodore, one of four in the village. Cafes had popped up all over, with impromptu dances and parties everywhere

    Surely life has improved tremendously in the few days since the Taliban left Kabul. And certainly many people are enjoying new (old) freedoms. However, your description is a gross exaggeration -- "everybody", "everywhere". Resistance groups like the RAWA have already expressed concern that life under groups like the Northern Alliance will be like life in Afghanistan was in the years before 1996 -- still brutal and repressive, just not in the extreme. While the picture of people shaving their forced beards off in masses or playing music and partying is certainly relieving, it is contrasted by a reality of executions/murders and, likely, rape. (Also, to be sure, many people are quite happy with their beards and appreciated the censorship and repression by the Taliban, much like many Germans supported the nazis completely.) Save the picture of "liberated Afghanistan" for the day when Afghanistan is actually liberal.

    Fortunately, the US government seems to be pushing for a secular Afghanistan, but do not be satisfied just because the Taliban are going into guerilla mode. The Northern Alliance are merely the lesser evil.

    1. Re:It's not that simple by dragons_flight · · Score: 2

      Fortunately, the US government seems to be pushing for a secular Afghanistan, but do not be satisfied just because the Taliban are going into guerilla mode.

      The US is pushing an ethnically diverse Afghanistan sure, but I would be truely surprised if it became a secular country. Except for some Sikhs, nearly everyone will declare that they are Muslim, just not the Taliban interpretation of Islam. I wouldn't hold my breath for seperation of church and state in that environment. But, plenty of countries have nationally supported religions and we are even relatively friendly with some Islamic states.

  45. I'm sorry but by bribecka · · Score: 2

    If I lived under the Taliban for 5 years and finally got back a net connection, emailing JonKatz wouldn't be on the top of my list. Maybe the Taliban really messed with his mind...

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    Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?

  46. Why don't people think this can be done by t0qer · · Score: 1

    On a commodore? TCP/IP stacks have existed for the 8-bit systems for years.

    Linux for commordores.
    http://hld.c64.org/poldi/lunix/lunix.html

    Instructions for getting it to work
    http://cbm.videocam.net.au/chapter18.php

    Maybe if it had been an Atari it would have been more credable. POWER WITHOUT THE PRICE OH YEAH!

  47. This is a Terrifying Reminder by ksw2 · · Score: 1
    This is another terrifying reminder that Jon Katz is free to comment on potentially thousands of forwarded emails, from all over the world.

    It is a chilling, sober reality that we all must face.

  48. Is JohnKatz this gullible? by weez75 · · Score: 1

    I have a hard time believing this story. Most of you probably feel the same way. While Slashdot isn't a primary news provider like CNN it is considered by many of us a place to get information. Now, how in the world can I be expected to believe anything Mr. Katz has to say after this? His reputation is shot...

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    Of course we torture people, we need the information --Gen. Pinochet
    1. Re:Is JohnKatz this gullible? by Eugene+O'Neil · · Score: 1

      As for me, I consider stories on slashdot only to be as reputable as the "real" news site the stories link to.

    2. Re:Is JohnKatz this gullible? by Ivan+Raikov · · Score: 1

      Maybe this story was "metaphorical." Perhaps in the future, budding authors should surround their metaphorical musings with a disclaimer: CAUTION! CAUTION! CAUTION! METAPHORS AHEAD!

      I have forgotten how to do the Netscape blink tags. Oh well.

  49. Re:Hmm, sounds odd... by Ledge · · Score: 1

    But it has worked many times over throughout history. My fear leading in to the current war was that this would be the case. I was worried that the US was liberating people who didn't want to be liberated.

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    If it ain't a Model M, it's a piece of crap.
  50. Gotcha.... by MosesJones · · Score: 2


    For godsake this sounds like the most hockum hooey I've heard in a long time. "Independence Day" as a movie to rent. Lets get this straight

    30miles outside of Kabul there is a video shop (lets pretend that one is reasonable) which saved its copies of "Independence Day" which it was renting to an audience which in the vast majority of cases doesn't speak english.

    Hokum, baloney and rubbish. This sounds about as likely as a lead balloon circumnavigating the globe. I've read some vomit inducing stuff here from Katz but this takes the biscuit. Quite simply unadulterated rubbish. Movies on a commadore, what browser is our Afghan friend using and what player ?

    You've been had Katz by one of the most transparent hoaxes I've ever seen.

    I have bridges you might want to buy.

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    An Eye for an Eye will make the whole world blind - Gandhi
  51. Should we believe you? by Kryptkrwlr_XTC · · Score: 1

    Mr. Katz, Your story sounds to me as if you had just watched a heart-warming holiday film and decided to right this fascade about the little geek that got his Christmas wish ( if he celebrated Christmas ). His country has been in utter turmoil in for the better part of 20 years. between civil war, the US and Russia invading and reducing most of the country to rubble. A zealotous government. Do you really think we are dumb enough to believe that this country still has the infrastructure and resources to: A) provide unlimited phone/DSL/cable/satellite ISP services to the masses ( most people I know outside of the US and Canada pay by the minute for dial-up service) B) physical infrastructure in the form of servers, cable/phone/fiber to allow public use outside of relief and military operations. C) these people could actually pay for these services after housing clothing and feeding their families. ( last time I checked I couldn't barter goats for bandwidth) D) You can't watch movies on a commodore (640k hard disk?) or even cache a image heavy pron site E) Just STFU and save your stories for your kids Katz

  52. I just recieved this in my email, is it true? by night_flyer · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Hi All -
    I think you all know that I don't send out hoaxes and don't do the reactionary thing and send out anything that crosses my path. This one, however, is a friend of a friend and I've given it enough credibility in my mind that I'm writing it up and sending it out to all of you.
    My friend's friend was dating a guy from Afghanistan up until a month ago. She had a date with him around 9/6 and was stood up. She was understandably upset and went to his home to find it completely emptied. On 9/10, she received a letter from her boyfriend explaining that he wished he could tell her why he had left and that he was sorry it had to be like that. The part worth mentioning is that he BEGGED her not to get on any commercial airlines on 9/11 and to not to go any malls on Halloween. As soon as everything happened on the 11th, she called the FBI and has since turned over the letter.

    This is not an email that I've received and decided to pass on. This came from a phone conversation with a long-time friend of mine last night.

    I may be wrong, and I hope I am. However, with one of his warnings being correct and devastating, I'm not willing to take the chance on the second and wanted to make sure that people I cared about had the same information that I did.

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    Thanks to file sharing, I purchase more CDs
    Thanks to the RIAA, I buy them used...
    1. Re:I just recieved this in my email, is it true? by night_flyer · · Score: 2

      Ummm DUH!, its a hoax, JUST LIKE THIS ONE IS... and yet I get moderated as "off-topic"... its laughable...

      News for Nerds? try Krap for Kiddies

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      Thanks to file sharing, I purchase more CDs
      Thanks to the RIAA, I buy them used...
    2. Re:I just recieved this in my email, is it true? by night_flyer · · Score: 2

      Just like the guy in the story, I am curently typing in the dark without a Phone Line, Power or Food in the middle of Afghanistan! its amazing what this little commadore can do after being burried in chickenshit for the last 5 years!

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      Thanks to file sharing, I purchase more CDs
      Thanks to the RIAA, I buy them used...
  53. Questions by cascino · · Score: 1

    I was a little surprised last week to receive a forwarded e-mail from Junis, who lives in a small town 35 miles southwest of Kabul.

    I have two questions for Katz:

    1. Since when have forwarded e-mails been reliable journalistic sources?

    2. Doesn't this sound suspiciously like the beginning of a "[name] is dying of cancer, will receive [amount of money] for every time this e-mail is forwarded" chain letter?

    At least the poor kid didn't try and set up a website. Hehe... his Commodore would quickly learn the meaning of the phrase "/. effect."

  54. I am doubting this is real.... by abolith · · Score: 1

    I have kept upon the "WAR" alot since its beginningand there are about Five Telephone lines that are of high enough quality to support internet service coming in to afgan, all from pakistan. even the service providers are in pakistan. the odds that this guy was able to hookup to an ISP within mere minutes,or hours after the Taliban left are about next to zero. Not that i am saying it couldn't happen just so damn unlikly that it is unbelivable, I mean really guys, stop and look around at who is posting this story......
    not to mention that all the phone lines and other basic infastructure have been pounded for years, by first the soviets, than the Tech hating Taliban, followed by the US. I truly doubt there is anything beyond basic power left.....However I do acknowlage that I could be wrong, and if I am good for the Afgans. but I don't think so.

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    if you want "No More Hiroshimas" then I say "You First. No More Pearl Harbors."
  55. Re:Hmm, sounds odd... by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    1) The Taliban are ignorant and like it that way. They didn't want to know about the US Army because to push around women and children and keep control of one of the poorest countries in the world, they didn't need to. We hit them by surprise as much as anything else.

    2) Some of these gun owners are veterans that have HAD the training of the US Army and know everything there is to know about the equipment, including its strengths, weaknesses, and how to sneak into the armory at Fort Whatever.

    3) We haven't lost as much freedom as it seems. Basically, only people who were doing shady things to begin with lost freedom. I'm not a criminal so I don't give a shit if they have the right to wiretap all my phones - I'll never give them a reason to, and I know enough cops to know that they won't expend the energy without a good reason. My government doesn't care about me, which in this case is good.

  56. Wrong, or just an exception to every rule? by Remus+Shepherd · · Score: 2
    Passion for pop culture relentlessly undermined repressive governments like Poland, East Germany and the former Soviet Union.

    Okay.
    But could someone please explain to me about communist China?

    --
    Genocide Man -- Life is funny. Death is funnier. Mass murder can be hilarious.
    1. Re:Wrong, or just an exception to every rule? by autopr0n · · Score: 1

      could someone please explain to me about communist China?

      China has really mellowed out since Mao died, and the only thing they try to censor is anti-government stuff. And on top of that china now has it's own pop-culture that while sharing traits with western pop-culture, is largely independent.

      China is also gradually becoming more capitalistic.

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      autopr0n is like, down and stuff.
  57. Un-buh-leev-able by hubbabubba · · Score: 1

    Yeah right. So what does this guy do, call over to Pakistan to connect to an ISP? I don't believe it. Between destroyed telecom infrastructure and insanely high international LD rates even if you COULD make a call, it just doesn't sound credible. Downloading and watching movies on a Commodore? Balooooooney. The rest of the details sound way too contrived and "convenient" to be the real deal. Show us the email headers, Katz. I want to know how you determined that it went from Kabul to Islamabad to London to you. This sounds like a crock.

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    Fried ice cream is a reality. - George Clinton
  58. Suspicion by Tony · · Score: 2

    Yeah, I am rather suspicious of the whole thing, too. As Eddy Izzard says, "The infrastructure's fucked." (God: "Oh? Well, have some jam. And here's a radiator.")

    It looks like Katz is the butt of someone's joke. Without some backing evidence (such as complete mail headers showing routes, and evidence that the headers aren't forged), I consider this a kremvax.

    But that's just my opinion. I could be wrong.

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    Microsoft is to software what Budweiser is to beer.
  59. Apology? Retraction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I mean really - I for one would like to see Katz own up to this one and issue an apology for passing it off as real. Who else feels the same way?

    1. Re:Apology? Retraction? by ska187 · · Score: 1

      Hell yes. Either put up or shut up Katz. While no one should ever claim that SLashdot is a legitimate news source you damn well better try to keep the propaganda down to a minimum. I for one am sick of the nonstop superimposed pictures of Osama in various and sundry sexually improper poses with goats. This supposed true email is just as vile, just as humorless, and just as wrong as anything I've seen.

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      "Science Explores, Technology Executes, Man Conforms." -1929 Worlds' Fair
  60. This is absolute tripe by ska187 · · Score: 1

    OHH Yeah...Slashdot and open source are his favorite things. You sir are a liar.

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    "Science Explores, Technology Executes, Man Conforms." -1929 Worlds' Fair
  61. burying stuff by vortigern00 · · Score: 1

    Burying the stuff that represents your freedom.

    Yep, I will be burying my guns as soon as the anti-constitutional anti-gun lobby succeeds.

    They will wait for me until the oppressive regime is over.

  62. He just dug it up huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1


    "I could still see the dust of the pick-up trucks carrying the Taliban out of my village," he wrote, "and some friends and I went and dug up the boards of a chicken coop where I had hid the computer. They might have beaten or killed us if they'd found it. It was forbidden, although they used computers all of the time."


    Just got right back to business when the Taliban left huh?

    Kinda reminds me of the Saturday Night Live episode where the white people on the bus immediately started back their party as soon as the black dude left. :)

    Hey Mohamed, the Taliban is gone, wanna play some pong? Sure Ashwan, let me just dig up my commodore.

  63. Yeah, it was for his school project. by gosand · · Score: 5, Funny
    ROTFL.

    Hi, my name is Junis. I live in a town 35 miles from Kabul in Afganistan. I am doing a school project to see how many people can read an email in 30 days. Please forward this to everyone you know, and keep the headers intact.

    Thank you, your pal,
    Junis

    P.S. I really like Jon Katz, he is great.

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    My beliefs do not require that you agree with them.

  64. Re:Hmm, sounds odd... by Winged+Cat · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Hate to break it to you, but just such a government is trying to seize power and ban computers, music, and TV - at least, when used to express anything they disagree with (which is most of the time) or when their sponsors haven't been paid off to their satisfaction. Fortunately, they haven't been able to get their act completely together yet, and some in the government remain dedicated to to principles on which America was founded.

  65. ipod by st|ng-x · · Score: 1, Insightful

    If he is using a Commodore, obviously money is not freely flowing out of his pockets. Then it states "Meanwhile, he's especially eager to get his hands on the Apple iPod" ...that ipod is around 300 USD...AND it only works with an Apple computer. You schuur the email you received was legit, Jon?

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    So have a good drown as you go down, all alone, dragged down by the stone.
    1. Re:ipod by smoondog · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Besides, according to Numerous sources the average salary in Afghanistan is on the order of $10-20 USD equiv per month.

      I haven't felt this way before, but this is the first article I have really wanted to see withdrawn from slashdot. It scares me that a news orginization with the readership of its magnitude could post this crap.

      -Sean

    2. Re:ipod by telstar · · Score: 1

      He's going from the Commodore to an iPod?
      In the words of Chris Rock ... "Slow Down".

      Let me guess ... next week he'll be firing up his XBOX as a diversion for when he gets bored watching DVDs.

    3. Re:ipod by ska187 · · Score: 1

      This is NOT a news organization. Whoever told you that obvoiously lied to you.

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      "Science Explores, Technology Executes, Man Conforms." -1929 Worlds' Fair
    4. Re:ipod by smoondog · · Score: 2

      Uh, I agree /. is not a normal news organization. But they play the part and they are certainly revered as such. Just because they don't have reporters doesn't mean they don't have responsibility to their millions of readers.

    5. Re:ipod by Cutriss · · Score: 2

      Unless you were just being sarcastic, in which case I wholeheartedly agree with you...

      Please read the title underneath the Slashdot logo.News for Nerds. Puh. Yeah, I definitely think the root post here needs some more attention. I agree. Jon Katz's posts have been specious before, but this is just utter bullshit. I call for a retraction and censure.

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      "Mod, mod, mod...and another troll bites the dust."
    6. Re:ipod by autopr0n · · Score: 1

      They dropped/will drop soon Kuro5hin because it was not "open source" enough for OSDN anymore. At the same time, slashdot hasn't seen a new wave or focus on open source reporting. In fact, they do the same general interest reporting Kuro5hin does, but with lower article quality.

      I have to disagree with this. Kuro5hin hardly ever talks about tech these days, with Just Carnage4life holding out (and he gets a lot of his stories posted here these days)

      while it's true slashdot does general and political stories, k5 does them almost exclusively these days.

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      autopr0n is like, down and stuff.
    7. Re:ipod by istartedi · · Score: 2

      the average salary in Afghanistan is on the order of $10-20 USD equiv per month.

      Whenever you see such stats, you always have to ask some other questions like: "what do things cost?" and "how important is the money economy over there?". Odds are the answers are "not much" and "not very" or some combination thereof.

      If you are a Taliban, you were, until very recently, well fed. The food, weapons, and a little money were coming from outside. A lot of it is black market. Do you think these opium traders with mules loaded down with stash and AK-47s are reporting their incomes to the IMF and the UN, or whoever it is compiles the statistics?

      Well, you know what they say about statistics...

      Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that life in the 3rd world isn't a turd sandwich. I'm just saying that there is some lettuce on that sandwich we don't see.

      --
      For all intensive purposes, "whom" is no longer a word. That begs the question, "who cares"?
    8. Re:ipod by Baldrson · · Score: 2
      this is the first article I have really wanted to see withdrawn from slashdot

      Since this article got pulled, I think it only fair that Katz's article be left out in the open. ;)

  66. Post the email, Jon by image · · Score: 5, Insightful

    We'd all love to read it.

    [mod this up if you agree -- I'm at the cap anyway, so I'm not KW'ing]

    1. Re:Post the email, Jon by gmhowell · · Score: 2

      You're right. If the guy is so enamored of /., he shouldn't have a problem (and should be quite proud) to have his email posted for the world to see.

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      Jesus was all right but his disciples were thick and ordinary. -John Lennon
  67. The relentless pressure... by rodentia · · Score: 2, Funny

    for Dallas and Kojak reruns drove the shipbuilders of Gdansk to the barricades. Katz is our own Mrs. Malaprop.

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    illegitimii non ingravare
  68. China by Arrowhead · · Score: 1

    I'd be interested in a similar success story about China.

    Yes, they have internet. But it's highly regulated and censored.

    Yes, they have foreign TV stations. Who are all too willing to self-censor so as not to offend the government, for which they in turn get the privilege to sell to an audience of a billion people.

    And while you're at it, show us what good technology does in North Korea with respect to human freedom.

  69. Re:Hmm, sounds odd... by Peter+Dyck · · Score: 1
    Not lost freedom?

    New wiretapping laws, around 1000 people locked up with no right to habeas corpus and more to come. Straight from your Orwellian office of "Homeland Security"...

  70. Re:As a separate point against this entire letter. by Jburkholder · · Score: 1
    I don't disagree that this story is extremely suspect.

    However, the line of reasoning that the Taliban effectively eliminated internet access the the entire country is possibly incorrect.

    http://isp-lists.isp-planet.com/isp-satellites/0 10 5/msg00044.html


    To: isp-satellites@isp-satellites.com
    X-Mailer: CommuniGate Pro Web Mailer v.3.4.6
    Date: Sat, 12 May 2001 14:42:50 +0000
    Message-ID:
    MIME-Version: 1.0
    Content-Type: text/plain; charset="windows-1256"
    Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit

    Hi all,
    We are looking for a provider of Internet and VOIP from the UK, Holland
    , Germany.
    We want to establish Internet connectivity to 3 locations in Iran and
    one in Afghanistan.
    We prefer on KU Band , to use small antennas.
    Please, contact me off line.
    Best Regards,
    Dr. Salim Vareze
    General Manager
    AE Communication Co.
  71. Nice one Katz! by iforgotmyfirstlogon · · Score: 2


    Way to tip off the world to the location of American special forces troops. Their blood is on your hands.

    Idiot.

    - Freed

    --
    "Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death, and sweet as love." -Turkish Proverb
    1. Re:Nice one Katz! by rogueuk · · Score: 1

      as if they didn't already know that US special forces have infiltrated the major cities....i doubt they would expect to see special forces wearing a big badge saying "we're american's". this is not something that is a major revelation.

  72. Re:Hmm, sounds odd... by dbrutus · · Score: 2

    The threat of the 2nd Amendment to usurping politicians has always been much more potent to make politicians nervous about assassination than to fight the US armed forces. The Interior department was so heavy handed during the Clinton administration that they were seriously talking about certain areas being quite high risk in implementing their land use directives. Suddenly, everything calmed down as soon as Bush got in but a Gore administration would have probably lost some agents if they kept going in that direction

    DB

  73. Thought they are going to get M$? by Geekonomical · · Score: 1

    I was ROFL :-)) I am sure people in Kabul (for that matter in Pakistan or in any of the *stans) don't give a rats ass about FTC getting Microsoft.

    This seems to be somebody's fantasy...

  74. Forward This To Everyone In Your Address Book!!!! by hubbabubba · · Score: 2, Funny

    >>>>>>>>>Hey Jon, did
    >>>>>>>>>>>the email have
    >>>>>>>>>>a closing line
    >>>>>>>>>kinda like my
    >>>>>>>>>>subject line?

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    Fried ice cream is a reality. - George Clinton
  75. Worst article ever... by Cesaro · · Score: 1

    Truly...this was just horrendous. I come here for "News for Nerds. Stuff that matters." Not phony crap emails about some afghani hooking up his TRS-80 to download DIVX movies of bouncing breasts in wonderful 80x20 resolution at 10hz with 2 colours. You should be able to mod posts down so I don't even have to see this junk.

  76. what a fantasy world... by SethJohnson · · Score: 4, Insightful


    There's a lot that just doesn't add up in this story. I agree with the other posters that JK has either fabricated this as nerd-porn, or that he's been duped by a troll.

    1. Downloading movies on the 'Commodore' hidden under the chicken coop- What the heck format are the movies in? If they're recent movies, they're not going to be compressed using any codex available to even the last of the Amigas.

    2. He wants to get his hands on an iPod. Right... Isn't that putting the cart before the horse in SO many ways. mp3s are only a hot commodity among people who have a. lots of bandwidth and / or b. lots of cds. This guy has neither. If he has the disposable income (which is so damn rare in an impoverished country like Afghanistan) to want to buy an iPod, then he would have the wherewithall to have fled the country at some point during the Taliban's occupation. The people stuck in Afghanistan during the Taliban's occupation weren't the ones saying, "Damn. I have all this money and no cool stuff to buy." Those people got the hell out of there. I drive a car that cost more than some of the bombs they dropped on the Taliban, but with the economy in the state that it is in the US, I'm not talking about spending the cash to buy an iPod anytime soon.
  77. Karma Suicide! by FortKnox · · Score: 1

    OK, as already pointed out, this letter is 99.9% likely to be a fake. Jon, either say something, update the article, present proof, or make a retraction!!

    I can't believe that someone working for slashdot would actually believe this stuff.

    Jon, I'm not your biggest supporter, I'll admit, but this is just garbage! Why would you think some kid would single you out, find your email (which isn't easy), and write an email (I'm sure he's using OutLook on his commodore to do it, too).

    Jon, lets stick to nerd topics, and quit milking politics. News for nerds? Funny, I can't think of many nerds that enjoy talking politics. Lets stick to Open Source, Linux, and internet tools like your boss says.

    There goes the karma cap for me....

    --
    Good quote, too many chars. Seriously, the slashdot 120 char limit sucks!
  78. Jon, get this guy to write an article! by wowbagger · · Score: 2

    Really, if this guy is for real, get him to write an article about his experiences. See if you can get him a digial camera to take pictures, and some way to get them out of Afganistan. Even if you just give him a way to mail you the disk, it would be worth it.

    The best thing in the world, for the world, is for people there to get their experiences out!

  79. Haven't they sufferred enough? by nihilogos · · Score: 1

    there's already a lot of talk about "Survivor." Junis predicts "Temptation Island" will be the number one show in Afghanistan within a month.

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    :wq
  80. Former corrispondance... by JohnDenver · · Score: 2

    Junis, a computer geek obsessed with Linux, had first e-mailed me years ago while I was writing for Hotwired.

    --
    "Communism is like having one [local] phone company " - Lenny Bruce
  81. Other related issues by Syberghost · · Score: 2

    This shows why it's imperative that the US promote free trade with China and every other nation not actively inimicable to us, and why it's completely unnecessary that we establish a pro-US government in Afghanistan; we merely need to remove the anti-US government and back off. Repeat as necessary.

    If they aren't attacking our people, back off and leave 'em alone. If they are, destroy them, and let their people sort out the relacement themselves.

    The best defense is a lack of enemies. That means don't create enemies, and once you have them, eliminate them.

  82. Printing Porn on the C64 by Tenebrious1 · · Score: 1

    Maybe I should dig out my Okidata color printer and send it to him so he can print out his porn. Tell him to go easy on that tri-color ribbon, they're probably hard to find now. You can rewind the ribbon and use it a few times to save money if you don't care too much about the quality. Of course, it's extremely slow since the ribbon has repeating 8.5" segments of C, Y, &M, and needs to make three passes per line. But I guess he'll have time enough to print while waiting for the next image to download on his 1200bps modem.

    10 PRINT "THE TALIBAN SUCKS"
    20 GOTO 10
    RUN

    Oh, and did I miss an article about Linux ported to the C64? I haven't been reading the Linux on xbox/ps2/dreamcast/washingmachine/toasteroven posts too carefully.

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    -- If god wanted me to have a sig, he'd have given me a sense of humor.
    1. Re:Printing Porn on the C64 by SomeOtherGuy · · Score: 2

      Could have been a Commodore AMIGA!! I think you can get online with one of those.

      --
      (+1 Funny) only if I laugh out loud.
  83. Re:Hmm, sounds odd... by ChadAmberg · · Score: 1

    Have you ever met anyone in the US Military? You try to ban guns, the first thing they do is turn their military weapons against you. People in the military aren't the robots blindly following orders you think they are. So Sorry, Wrong Answer, spin it again Vanna!

  84. Follow these instructions by night_flyer · · Score: 4, Informative

    1) click on "Preferences" on the upper right hand of the page

    2) go to the "authors" column, check "JonKatz"

    3) click "submit"

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    Thanks to file sharing, I purchase more CDs
    Thanks to the RIAA, I buy them used...
  85. One small nitpick by LazyDawg · · Score: 3, Funny

    This guy from just outside of Kabul will get another rude, nasty surprise when he figures out that a C64 can't download or play movies from the Internet very well at all. Poor guy, he'll have to wait for them to get released in the video store or something.

    --
    "Look at me, I invented the stove!" -- Ben Franklin
  86. Don't be fooled - CmderTaco aint CmdrTaco by Embedded+Geek · · Score: 1

    Take a look at CmderTaco and you will see a lot of -1's. He aint the real CmdrTaco, just an AC with an account.

    --

    "Prepare for the worst - hope for the best."

  87. Mod it up by JohnDenver · · Score: 1

    I agree too...

    --
    "Communism is like having one [local] phone company " - Lenny Bruce
  88. Easy on the 'Hoax!' shouts... by Bazman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    John says: "Junis, a computer geek obsessed with Linux, had first e-mailed me years ago while I was writing for Hotwired."

    If you got a random email from someone you've never heard of from a .af domain then yes, you could be suspicious, but if John has known this guy for years then he's in a better position to judge than we are.

    Baz

    1. Re:Easy on the 'Hoax!' shouts... by ska187 · · Score: 1

      HOAX.
      HOAX.
      HOAX.
      HOAX!!!

      It's not how the message arrived that is called into question. It is the content.

      --
      "Science Explores, Technology Executes, Man Conforms." -1929 Worlds' Fair
    2. Re:Easy on the 'Hoax!' shouts... by macrom · · Score: 4, Insightful

      But there are just too many things that don't seem to add up :

      1. He and three other villagers had Commodores in hiding (presumably because that's all they could acquire) for 5 years, yet he's a "computer geek obsessed with Linux". Where was he able to get a Linux box and play with it enough to become obsessed?

      2. He's trying to download movies he's missed despite the fact that one minute of a movie is probably larger than the amount of RAM on a Commodore. In addition, is there an OS for any Commodore computer that can play MOV, AVI, MPEG or other movie files? How about VCD images? That would be news to me and a lot of other people here.

      3. American TV has been banned for the reign of the Taliban, as have computers and Internet connections. Yet he can already predict (in the few days he's been browsing the web, presumably) that "Survivor" and "Temptation Island" will be big hits over there. How the hell did he even find out about these shows, let alone learn enough about them to claim that Afghanis will fall in love with them?

      4. iPod was just released, yet he knows he already wants one. Hell, I haven't had the chance to go to the Apple store 5 miles from my house to see if I want one. You would think that the oppression he's been under would drive him (and others) to want a stable food supply and guaranteed shelter before wanting an MP3 player that doesn't interface with a Commodore computer.

      5. "I thought they were going to get Microsoft"? Huh? Would this even have been big news in Afghanistan 5 years ago, when the Taliban took over? I wouldn't think so, but I could be wrong.

      All of this just seems a little...odd. If I had just gotten out from under the boot of an oppressive government, I'd be concerned more about my immediate future than downloading entertainment from a network that had morphed into something completely different over the last 5 years.

      And I don't at all mean this as a troll -- if someone with knowledge of the situation over there could explain how someone with so little access to the rest of the world could know so much about a foreign country, I'm sure we'd all be much abliged. According to the article, he (and possibly other people) are addicted to Slashdot -- Afghanis, if you're out there tell us the truth!

      greg

    3. Re:Easy on the 'Hoax!' shouts... by Myddrin · · Score: 2

      If you got a random email from someone you've never heard of from a .af domain then yes, you could be suspicious, but if John has known this guy for years then he's in a better position to judge than we are.

      I'm confused. Did this "Junis" forward the email from someone with an .af domain, or is "Junis" in Afg?

      The reason I ask is that he's described as being a "computer geek obessed with Linux" that Katz has conversed with in the past.

      1) If Junis is our friend in Afg, how does he balance his obession with linux with running a commodore? Yes, I know linux works on the amiga, but not all models, and it's specifically refered to as a commodore...usually amigas are called well ... amigas. There is a version of linux that boots on a C-64 (don't have the url handy) but its a very recent development, so he couldn't have tried it out before buring his C64 in the chicken coop.

      2) With the same assumption, does it seem odd that he is "obssessed with linux", thinks Apple was going to beat MS _and_ is very impressed with open source? If he's obsessed with linux, isn't he impressed with open source by default?

      3)If Junis is someone who forwarded a message (and Katz has spoken to him before), then how is this any more reliable than any other forwarded email?

      4) Wouldn't the various nasty chemicals released by decaying chicken feces destroy the delicate circuitry on a computer? Assuming it was an Amiga, I know the A1000 and A2000 were well built, but there are some _nasty_ by products of bird feces decaying. Never mind the dirty clogging the fans, and getting into the circuitry.

      This looks like either Katz is pulling our collective legs, someone is pulling Katz's leg or there's a whole lot of urban legend that got delivered to Katz's inbox.

      I can't wait to see what snopes.com has to say about this.

      --
      Myddrin
    4. Re:Easy on the 'Hoax!' shouts... by Bazman · · Score: 2

      Then John has been hoaxed by this guy for years. I'm not saying one way or the other, but just pointing out this is more than just a chain email being sent round, unless its by someone who has known John's communication with Junis and crafted it in such a manner.

      Its John's recollection of an earlier mail saying he was obsessed with Linux - maybe he once had an x86 box, or knew someone who has. I was obsessed with Vax/VMS many years ago, doesn't mean I had an 11/750 in my bedroom.

    5. Re:Easy on the 'Hoax!' shouts... by OtakuVidiot · · Score: 1

      Where was he able to get a Linux box and play with it enough to become obsessed?
      For what it's worth, I imagine our friend is obsessed about many, many things. Sliced bread, for instance.

    6. Re:Easy on the 'Hoax!' shouts... by bungo · · Score: 1

      Internet connections. Yet he can already predict (in the few days he's been browsing the web, presumably) that "Survivor" and "Temptation Island" will be big hits over there. How the hell did he even find out about these shows, let alone learn enough about them to claim

      This, I think, does show that Jon was trolled. This is just a little too US-specific, and I think proves that it was someone from the US who has sent it.

      I live in Belgium, and I have heard and seen little bits of Survivor, but I have no idea what "Temptation Island" is. It's just not possible for someone in such a short space of time to determine what are the shows currently in the US and know what they're about and if they'd like them.

      Hell, only today did I find out what the MST3K actually is, even though I've heard about it for a long time here on slashdot.

      --
      "The best part? I became an ordained minister while not wearing pants." -- CleverNickName
  89. Yeh, right. by autopr0n · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I don't believe this for a moment. I hope Katz is above simply fabricating something like this, but I have no idea why he would just 'describe' the letter rather then reposting it here so we can all see for ourselves.

    And as others mentioned, you can't download movies to a commodore, it just wont happen And he wouldn't have been able to do 'modern' programming on it for a long time. While I have heard reports of video stories and movie theaters opening back up, they're more likely to renting Indian and Pakistani films. Although I'm sure some people go for the American ones as well.

    And comments about the iPod and Macs? Yeh, right. This sounds like more of a katzian fantasy to me. How would he even hear about the thing? And why would he want it rather then more reasonable mp3 players. After all, on a pure modem link he isn't going to be able to download movies.

    And unless the northern alliance has managed to get DSL installed in the past few days, he isn't going to be downloading movies no matter what computer he has.

    Katz if you have an journalistic credibility, post the actual message.

    --
    autopr0n is like, down and stuff.
    1. Re:Yeh, right. by Mignon · · Score: 2
      unless the northern alliance has managed to get DSL installed in the past few days

      Damn, that's fast. It took me several weeks, with two ISPs, and I live in New York City! I guess that makes Afghanistan a good place for a net-friendly vacation.

  90. Re:Hmm, sounds odd... by bribecka · · Score: 2

    did read the article, and thats why I find it odd that people could simply hide technology under the noses of the taliban so easily if they were sooo oppressive...

    Um, if the stuff is *hidden* from the Taliban, how are they supposed to just destroy it? They did destroy everything they could--just look at those 1800 year old Buddha statues they blew up in March.

    Sort of like the drug "war" in the US--according to your logic, the US government should be able to find drugs and get rid of them in a moment, even though they are right under their noses.

    --

    Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?

  91. In other news: by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

    The RIAA has said today, that it is conserned after seeing reports that file-sharing services such as Gnutella have increased in activity recently after Afgan childeren have begun download eminem, britny and agulera songs that they have missed over the past few years. The main concern highlighted by the recording industry is that there is simply no market penatration in the country - with cd sales currently standing at 0, per month. There are legal debates as to weather this means there is 'piracy' in afganistan.

    The porn industry is on an economic up, after the new market of Afganistan has opened up. Hardcore Movie(tm) downloads are said to be at an all time high.

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    This comment does not represent the views or opinions of the user.
  92. No. by BenHmm · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'd love to believe this, but no.

    Still, the guy must be brilliant - not only has he got a five year old Commodore to get onto the Apple site, with a five year old browser, over non-existent phone lines but he's planning on spending five years wages on an ipod too?

    It's bollocks.

    I've been to the area and know the sort of conditions. First up, if anyone is using email in Afghanistan it is not over the standard POTS. If much of that is still remaining, it is in no way any condition to get a data connection over. Internet connections in Afghanistan are satellite (Bin Laden's is, so are the Aid Agencies and the journalists). So unless our hero has a either a sat phone, or a 3ft dish in his back garden, I doubt he sent an email from anywhere in the area.

    "Junis's e-mail -- routed to Kabul, then Islamabad, then London" is not the way it would go - if I remember correctly, the main Pakistani bandwidth goes via Singapore. Unless Katz means this email was sent to someone in Kabul who forwarded it to someone etc etc etc.
    In which case I'd hazard a guess to say the first passing was on paper, not electronically.

    Next, "Junis, a computer geek obsessed with Linux, had first e-mailed me years ago while I was writing for Hotwired. He was genial and obsessed with American culture. He loved martial arts movies, anything to do with Star Wars, and rap. He was perhaps the Taliban's prime kind of target. (Now he's furiously trying to download movies he's missed and is mesmerized by open source and Slashdot.)"

    Well, Hotwired's URL was first registered on 21-Apr-1994, but Katz's first writings were on Netizen. That started in 1996. The Taliban took Kabul in 1996, so Junis must have been quick. Obsessed with Linux then, sure - but now mesmerized by open source?

    Which brings us to I thought they were going to get Microsoft," he wrote. "I guess not."

    How did he know of the court case? Meanwhile, where did he learn perfectly idiomatic English? "Get" Microsoft? I "guess not"?

    Temptation Island? Survivor? Riight - an area that until a week ago was isolated from the rest of the world is now aware and anticipatory of a tv show that is not even being aired on a nearby satellite network?

    I'd love to believe this, I really would. But it's smelly as all hell, not to mention the highly dubious "they did it all for the toys" politics.

    Still, if JK posts the email, with the headers, I'll be happy to believe, and drink a toast to Junis and his friends.

    1. Re:No. by FallLine · · Score: 2

      I'm sorry, but I find it very hard to believe that anyone that has lived in Afghanistan for the past decade would find Microsoft's fate significant, never mind important, to their lives. Hmmm, better quality software OR your family/village/life/house/way of life. There is just no comparison between the two. What's more besides personal interest, if the rest of the region finds it of little concern (e.g., little/no media coverage), it's unlikely to reach that individual.

    2. Re:No. by imuffin · · Score: 1

      "Junis's e-mail -- routed to Kabul, then Islamabad, then London" is not the way it would go - if I remember correctly, the main Pakistani bandwidth goes via Singapore. Unless Katz means this email was sent to someone in Kabul who forwarded it to someone etc etc etc.
      In which case I'd hazard a guess to say the first passing was on paper, not electronically.


      No. Actually, it does appear to go through london.

      ...

      8 gbr1-p70.auttx.ip.att.net (12.123.133.22) 11.641 ms 10.797 ms 8.374 ms
      9 gbr4-p10.dlstx.ip.att.net (12.122.2.109) 6.448 ms 7.822 ms 6.348 ms
      10 gbr3-p60.dlstx.ip.att.net (12.122.1.137) 5.109 ms 6.612 ms 6.426 ms
      11 gbr4-p40.attga.ip.att.net (12.122.3.38) 20.097 ms 31.047 ms 36.354 ms
      12 gbr4-p10.wswdc.ip.att.net (12.122.2.162) 51.647 ms 48.060 ms *
      13 gbr3-p60.wswdc.ip.att.net (12.122.1.129) 51.222 ms 51.025 ms 51.342 ms
      14 gbr3-p20.n54ny.ip.att.net (12.122.3.53) 58.926 ms 59.912 ms 57.151 ms
      15 * gbr1-p100.n54ny.ip.att.net (12.122.1.150) 59.479 ms 58.959 ms
      16 t2a1-p4-0-0.us-ny.concert.net (192.205.32.74) 71.585 ms 84.599 ms 92.313 ms
      17 t1c1-ge6-0.us-ny.concert.net (166.49.224.1) 214.112 ms 263.098 ms 285.189 ms
      18 t2c1-ge7-0.us-ny.concert.net (166.49.224.43) 95.119 ms 95.564 ms 111.339 ms
      19 t2c1-p2-0.uk-lon2.concert.net (166.49.164.45) 180.919 ms 158.820 ms 165.064 ms
      20 t2a3-ge5-0-0.uk-lon2.concert.net (166.49.176.19) 167.730 ms 168.101 ms 179.358 ms
      21 166.49.218.158 (166.49.218.158) 507.199 ms 494.285 ms 451.786 ms
      22 islamabad-gw1.comsats.net.pk (210.56.8.1) 334.508 ms 319.926 ms 351.413 ms

    3. Re:No. by XO · · Score: 1

      Obviously, dumbass, he meant "Get Microsoft" as in terrorist activity towards Microsoft. Duh.

      --
      "Champagne for my real friends - and real pain for my sham friends!" http://ericblade.postalboard.com/
    4. Re:No. by ElAurian · · Score: 1

      "How did he know of the court case? Meanwhile, where did he learn perfectly idiomatic English? "Get" Microsoft? I "guess not"?"

      You racist fuck. If hundreds of millions of people around the world can learn English as a second language, what's stopping this guy?

    5. Re:No. by BenHmm · · Score: 2

      Absolutely nothing. I speak three languages myself, and spent two years teaching English in China. It's just that I speak my languages as they are taught and not as they are spoken , and I had to teach "Proper" English, and not the same language I would speak to my "mates" with "down the pub".

      It's a great deal more difficult to learn idiomatic usage - and I would venture to say almost impossible given the isolation this alleged Afghan would have been under for the past five years, especially given no proper schooling for that time.

      There are plenty of English structures that native speakers use all the time that are totally incomprehensible to non-native speakers. Even from one English-speaking region to another you find mutual misunderstanding, and this gulf is all the greater between the idiomatic English of the sort in Katz's letter, and the sort of English you would naturally learn or be taught as someone living in a rural village in Afghanistan.

      It's nothing to do with his ability to learn English, just his ability to learn idiomatic English under those conditions.

    6. Re:No. by RichN · · Score: 1
      I speak three languages myself...

      C'mon, now. You know Java and Perl don't count...

      --

      Rich

  93. Mod parent up please. by Kengineer · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Re:Jon Katz Suck Ass!

    He's so right.

    - kengineer

  94. hoax by Rev.LoveJoy · · Score: 4, Funny
    TO: JONKTAZ@SLASHDOT.ORG
    FROM: JEFFK@KABUL.COM

    Dear Mr. Ktaz,

    Here in kablu we think teh intraenet is supra neat!!!

    Thoes silly persons with towles on thier heads havn't made us not liek our computras!!! or something!!!!

    Technolagy is really cool!!!! - JEFFK

    ((satire))

    Cheers,
    -- RLJ

    if you're not getting the joke

  95. Re:Hmm, sounds odd... by Gozr · · Score: 1

    Do you realize that on the first day of rifle deer season in Pennsylvania, where I live, something like the forth largest standing army in the world walks into the woods to shoot deer? There are nearly as many firarms in this country as there are people. More than a third of our population owns them. And, do you really think that the majority of the US armed services would actually fire upon there own families? There is a very good reason for the second amendment. The NRA and GOA helping politicians who realize this to stifle anti-gun laws on almost a weekly basis. Yes, we may continue to lose some of our gun rights, but there is a threshhold. For those of us who may not rise up in anarchy, we would certainly hide our guns like Junis did with his computer.

  96. cultural warfare by necrognome · · Score: 1

    Just show them a replay of Sunday's Britney Spears concert from Vegas. Checkmate.

    --


    Let's get drunk and delete production data!
  97. This news in... by iceT · · Score: 1, Troll

    from the comfortable confinds of Jon's Herman-Miller chair...

    Jon, did you research your story? Try to verify the facts? Try to corraborate it with conventional news broadcasts?

    Jon Katz: reporter, commentator, or story teller? (a/k/a fact, opinion, or fiction?)

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    -- You can't idiot-proof anything, because they're always coming out with better idiots.
  98. reality by 3am · · Score: 2, Offtopic

    reality is not in a book.

    1984, for whatever insight it offered, wasn't anything more than a product of the imagination of Orwell.

    Similarly, The Old Man and the Sea was nothing but a product of Hemingways mind.

    Neither is any kind of authoritative guide on the human condition. They are both opinions and reflections of reality. You cannot use them to deduce anything more about human nature and/or 'spirit' than you could by watching 'Indiana Jones'.

    --

    A: None. The Universe spins the bulb, and the Zen master merely stays out of the way.
    1. Re:reality by revscat · · Score: 2

      I pity you. Truly, I do. If the most astute literary analysis you can come up with is a whining "that's just your opinion!" then you are missing out on many great authors who have made frequently illuminating commentaries on the human condition. Do you truly believe that "The Plague" is a treatise on human nature of no more importance than the latest Danielle Steele novel? Or that "The Brothers Karamazov" holds equal philosophical value to "Harry Potter"? Or that "1984" has nothing whatsoever important to say -- no matter how allegorical -- about freedom and totalitarian governments?

      No book is an authoritative guide on the human condition. There isn't one. But some books can provide far greater insights into that condition than others. Reducing it to simply being an "opinion" is nothing more than intellectual laziness.

      IMHO.

      That's irony, son. Can you dig it?

      - Rev.
    2. Re:reality by Ivan+Raikov · · Score: 1

      While I do agree with you that reality is not in a book, I feel compelled to point out that Orwell wrote 1984 based upon his experiences in the Spanish civil war, where he could observe two oppressive regimes (Fascist and Communist) fighting each other, claiming fundamental ideological differences, while in reality they were using the exact same methods to crush opposition and assure their rule.

      The reason why 1984 struck me, was that despite the fact George Orwell has never lived in my country, part of the Soviet Bloc for many years, he described the daily reality of my grandparents, parents and myself in unimaginably vivid colors -- he felt just the way we did.

      So yes, it was the insight he had that makes him such an important author to read. How else would you describe a state of dictatorship to someone who has never lived in one, if not through the viewpoint of 1984, Animal Farm and the Gulag Archipelago?

    3. Re:reality by 3am · · Score: 2

      okay, i am not above admitting i've made a mistake. and with the benefit of you further explanation, i realize i have made one.

      although it may have never have come across as such in my post, i read and loved both the old man and the sea and 1984 (along with many other pieces by hemingway and orwell... as a matter of fact, i think orwell's essays on politics and writing are some of the finest examples of the essay in the english language).

      and i do respect his experience - as a man who lived through WWII, the rise of fascism across europe, and the failure of communism in the ussr. he wrote about his time with a rare combination of insight into human nature, writing skill, and imagination.

      that said though...

      i don't believe a book can really speak the whole truth about human nature. i think every piece of literature, painting, film, and .. well, everything that people do. ... offers a glimpse of the human 'spirit'.

      while i respect orwell and think that 1984 is one of the finer books ever written, i feel that is like a single jewel in Indra's net in Buddhist philosophy... albeit a particularly brilliant one. also in that net are siddhartha, guernica, life is beautiful, countless daily acts of kindness, just as many acts of cruelty... each of them interconnected and reflected in each other, forming the whole.

      or perhaps there isn't a whole/truth to find.

      either way, i don't think it's in any one book, and that is what i originally thought you meant. sorry about that :)

      --

      A: None. The Universe spins the bulb, and the Zen master merely stays out of the way.
  99. Why I Don't Understand Katz by KingJawa · · Score: 1

    Today, Mr. Katz starts with "An open information society is inevitable." But in the past, he often chose to rail on the ad hominemly named "Big Media" for, well, trying to silence other opinions. You've seen this drivel -- Katz claiming that CNNSIAOLTIMEWARNERLOONEYTOONS will take over the world, imposing de facto restrictions on certain opinions, etc.

    But today, open information is inevitable.

    Seriously, what am I missing?

  100. Re:Hmm, sounds odd... by platypus · · Score: 2

    Make no mistake, the Taliban is a really vile group of people who are as bad as they are made out to be. But also don't make the mistake of thinking that the U.S. government would have cared about them, their treatment of their citizens or Afghanistan in general if it weren't for 9/11.

    Please mod parent up. It just isn't right to rate this as flamebait.
    Don't believe me? Just take a better look at some of our allies in the war against terrorism.

  101. Humanity is doomed! by Robber+Baron · · Score: 2
    If the world needed another demonstration of America's most powerful weapon -- not bombs or special forces but pop culture -- it got it again this week...people's love for American techno-toys, TV shows, music and movies is breathaking...Junis predicts "Temptation Island" will be the number one show in Afghanistan within a month.


    If this is true then humanity is doomed! We deserve to be wiped out by the first alien race that happens upon us...that is if we don't do it to ourselves first.

    --

    You're using her as bait, Master!

  102. Open society inevitable, eh? by Malc · · Score: 1

    I guess you missed: http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=01/11/20/131223 9&mode=thread. Where fundamentalism, especially of the religious type, rules society, it will not be free. This is particularly true where the people buy into the religious ideals.

    1. Re:Open society inevitable, eh? by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      Why focus on religious fundamentalism when you have a corporatacracy keeping the lid on too much freedom. It isn't churches who control information, culture, and access to government anymore.

      --
      It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire speed, the teeth acquire stains. The stains become a warning
  103. Re:Hmm, sounds odd... by bribecka · · Score: 2

    yeah, and i didn't think that a bunch of farmers could beat the british army in the 1700s either, but i was apparently wrong.

    That's slightly different--back then, the farmers and the british had basically the same weaponry--muskets. Yeah, the british had cannons, but so did we.

    Now, a march with a bunch of people carrying rifles isn't quite a match agains F-15s, helicopter gunships, and cluster bombs.

    --

    Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?

  104. Nothing Fishy About It by Pavel42 · · Score: 1

    It's good to know PsyOps is alive and well.

  105. When you lose something by C0vardeAn0nim0 · · Score: 1

    you realized how valuable tha thing really was.

    We take for granted our TVs, internet, computers, pr0n, our liberty, etc. in such a way that sometimes we don't see how valuable these things are.

    let's keep an eye on this new free Afghanistan, they can teach us a lot on this subject.

    --
    What ? Me, worry ?
  106. Horse stuff by cadfael · · Score: 1
    Dear Mr. Katz...

    This reeks of unmitigated, unsubstantiated horse crap...I think you need to

    1. Give substantiation to your facts
    2. Cite your sources
    3. Pull this crap you made up
    I cannot believe that /. wishes to be taken seriously when stuff like this is posted and allowed on line. Mr. Katz, how the hades does a person in a country with no basic infrastructure do the things you are speaking of? If I recall correctly, the US wiped out the infrastructure by bombing what was left of it. This means that someone is either filling your mind with nonsense, or you are just letting it out....please let us know which one so we know which one to ignore. I believe that you know which way the populace is leaning if you have read the responses here.

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    -- The Hollow Man
    Non illegitimati carborundum
  107. Re:Hmm, sounds odd... by namespan · · Score: 2

    only the Amish and Luddite freaks don't see the value of technology

    On the surface, I agree with your comment: there's value present in the technology that is worth appreciating, no matter what your views are.

    However, the implication that the Amish or others who choose not to adopt technology do not see the value or are freaks is offensive, dangerous, and probably flat out wrong.

    It's my understanding that the Amish are not strictly against adopting technology. But they always check what adopting it will do to their economy, community, culture, and lifestyle. Then they make a decision.
    Hence, you'll see community telephones/cellphones. It's really not all that unreasonable to note that technologies have benefits and secondary impacts (some of which are negative), and to choose acordingly. In reality, I think this is what a smart culture does.

    You could, of course, argue that this makes them like the Taliban... screening new ideas and technologies to make sure nothing they don't like gets in. I think the difference is that the Amish don't use violence as a means of enforcing the conventions of their community, nor do they use force as a means of coercing people to stay. They are free to join another community with different standards if they want.

    --
    Libertarianism is rich wolves and poor sheep playing gambler's ruin for dinner.
  108. Re:Hmm, sounds odd... by Mitsuogs · · Score: 1

    What odd logic...
    So then I guess you can say the Nazis were misunderstood also... since there were so many Jews in Hiding ...

    If the U.S. passed a law saying the ownership of computers was punishable by death, I'd hide mine too.

    Hey, it wasn't cheap.

  109. Made Up? by SomeOtherGuy · · Score: 2



    Is it just me or does this whole thing seem made up? I mean if I had been asked in the 5th grade to "write a fictitional account of what you think the NOW somewhat free children would do since the meanies have left town..." I could have came up with something really similar to this.

    Dear Slashdot: "I love this freedom thing. My day went something like this: I dug up my trusty old C64 to surf the web a bit and download movies. I then spent a few minutes getting caught up on kernal patches -- (man that Linus guy sure is fast). Next I thought I would watch a little baywatch and break out the old Madonna posters. Later on I got together with my friends to go grab a coke and sub at the local deli, and then we all go out and rent this months versions of the re-released star wars movies.....life again is good!"
    THE END.

    --
    (+1 Funny) only if I laugh out loud.
  110. What if... by houston_pt · · Score: 1

    Just a loose thought in the middle of all these raving rants...
    What if this mail was real, coming from Afghanistan but it had been written by someone that actually had access to a PC relatively updated, someone whith the money and freedom in that land, someone from the old taliban government?
    This might be more a distraction than a hoax...

    --
    coffee | nose > keyboard ©
  111. Not at first but, by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    After a while the taliban relented and started allowing female doctors to practice again. I guess they realized the problem when their wives and daughters started getting sick...

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    autopr0n is like, down and stuff.
  112. I thought the Osama South Park episode was bad... by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

    But then Jon Katz comes along, and shows them who really is king when it comes to half-assed, inane leftist propaganda for half-assed, inane leftist propaganda's sake. I don't know what's worse, that I was expecting an Osama with a canadian style mouth having homosex with Satan, or that Katz is still allowed to have anything to do with Slashdot. C'mon, did he manage to get you drunk and sign a 30 year contract?

  113. Re:Not to sound like an asshole, but... by daoine · · Score: 1
    Agreed on a couple points: no, we are not the moral compass of the world, no we don't have the right to tell people how to govern themselves - no matter how much it sucks, and no, we can't force people to "modernize".

    I think my point was more along the lines of a reminder that even though Katz is waving the modernization and free information and everything is gonna be great flag, there's a whole lot of people over there who currently aren't able to get on that boat.

  114. No, Amiga owners never called them Commodores by Tenebrious1 · · Score: 1

    Every Amiga owner I've known has called them Amigas, never as Commodores. They were adamant that their multi-tasking, awesome sound and graphics Amigas were not mistaken for the simple little more than a console system that was the C64 that the rest of us had.

    --
    -- If god wanted me to have a sig, he'd have given me a sense of humor.
  115. Re:Baywatch by Heywood+Yabuzof · · Score: 1


    My guess is that it has something to do with the international consipiracy to prolong the career of David Hasselhoff (see also: singing career, Germany, etc.)

    OTOH, maybe people just like to watch hot babes running around in bathing suits :-)

  116. Not always possible to stay in the US. by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    The American government prevents this somewhat, by allowing way more student visas then immigration visas. So while it's easy to get into the US to study, it's not always so easy to stay and get a job afterwards. So a lot of people do go back.

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    autopr0n is like, down and stuff.
  117. I want to see the email headers. by melvin22 · · Score: 1

    I don't think I know enough about networking to do something useful with them myself. But I do believe that people here on /. have the skill and the means to figure out if the header information is true, and maybe find out where the sender is (assuming the headers are real..). Since our friend JK said he knows the places that the message had to go through to get to him, I thought it would be nice to see someone who knows what they are talking about corroborate his story. Personally, I think the whole thing is big pile of cow-dung. But that's just me...

  118. Movies on a C64? by ocie · · Score: 2

    I have to applaud the resourcefulnes of the Afgan programmers. Downloading and playing movies on a C64 sounds very difficult.

    --
    JET Program: see Japan, meet intere
  119. He must really be bored there... by quincy_MD · · Score: 1

    if the first thing he does is email Katz!

  120. Re:Please read this : help /., stop karma whores by joel8x · · Score: 1

    you have way too much time on your hand, probably because "Many posters on slashdot describe themselves as nerds or geeks, societal outcasts. Posting to slashdot is their only true sense of community, and they view karma as a measure of popularity or status." get a life.

    Whore me up!

    --
    Sound waves should be free!
  121. Re:Please read this : help /., stop karma whores by MrPerfekt · · Score: 1

    There will be no valid comments to a post that was already not valid. For example, anything by Jon Katz. Well, that's just my opinion anyway. Perhaps some would agree with me.

    --
    I just wasted your mod points! HA!
  122. Well by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    There have been reports (well one report that I've heard, actually) of a guy who dug up his big-screen TV after the taliban fled Kabul. It may have been a trend, after all it's not like people in the US can't get their hands on drugs despite the hard line our government has taken on them.

    Kabul also has electricity and some telephone access. I seriously doubt someone in a village 'suburb' or Kabul would have access to those things.

    And yeh, slashdot? (which wasn't very popular in 1996) The Microsoft case (which hadn't started in 1996) the iPod!?

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    autopr0n is like, down and stuff.
  123. Payback's a bitch by Tackhead · · Score: 2
    "The ministry of communication is duty-bound to make the use of the Internet impossible."
    - Some taliban government official, quoted in an article on wired.com, summer 2001

    "The internet interprets censorship and routes around it, although occasionally it takes a little longer and involves a bit more busting of heads than John Gilmore of the EFF might originally have imagined."
    - Some guy in Afghanistan, November 2001.

  124. New category in the FAQ! by cadfael · · Score: 1
    From the FAQ
    Why didn't you post my story?
    This is a tough one.

    Slashdot gets hundreds of submissions every day. Every day our authors go through these submissions, and try to select the most interesting, timely, and relevant ones to post to the homepage. There are probably as many reasons for stories to get rejected as there are stories, but here are some of the more common ones:

    Badly worded subjects
    Broken or missing URLs
    Confusing or hysterical sounding writeup
    It might be an old story
    It might just be a busy day and we've already
    posted enough stories Your story just might not be interesting!
    This now needs a new addition...

    Your story is not true
    You are John Katz
    All of the above
    Any of the above

    Come on guys, THINK about what you are posting. This is horse crap, you know it now, and you should have known it before this went on the front page. Frankly, I expect you pull this story until you can substantiate it or post a retraction.

    --
    -- The Hollow Man
    Non illegitimati carborundum
  125. Does Jon Katz think himself a modern Franklin? by braddock · · Score: 1

    You know, Ben Franklin used to pull this type of crap all the time, both in the colonies when trying to rally support against the UK, and in France where he had published outrageous lies about British soldiers massacaring women and children during the war to boost French support in money and aid.

    Is Katz thinking himself grand and trying to do likewise for the "benefit of society"? Thinking "if it just saves one childs life by making the slashdotters support aid to those Afghan geeks"? And trying to anti-globally disgust us with the tounge-in-cheek suggestion of Afghans watching Temptation Island. urgh..

    I would really like a statement from Katz on this.

    Silence Dogood

  126. no one makes them watch... by kninja · · Score: 1
    They choose to watch the shows, no one forces them to watch. The taliban certainly didn't.


    I choose not to watch TV most of the time, and most people are OK with that. Certainly no one forces me to watch it. The occasional show slips through. But I still haven't seen survivor...

  127. Commodore made Intel PC's as well by itwerx · · Score: 2

    They had several 8088-based PC's before they went under.
    'Course his movies would be playing at about 1-fph (one frame per hour)... Worse torture than anything the Taliban ever came up with! :)

  128. Re:Hmm, sounds odd... by vought · · Score: 1

    I call bullshit.

    We cared about them enough to impose sanctions against them nearly from day one of their rule and to condemn their destruction of antiquities.

    But I guess THINKING before you post isn't on your to-do list today, is it?

    Yes, the U.S. could be a LOT better at telling other countries to get on the ball when it comes to human rights - but I've found that the people who want us to intervene in this manner are also the same ones who scream loudest when U.S. businesses 'destroy' local customs and traditions through factory farming, factory work, etc.

    You can't have it both ways. We either interfere or don't!

  129. wishful thinking.... by Narcocide · · Score: 1

    of course there's just enough holes in this story to keep anyone from being able to determine whether it's even based on truth or not from only the information here, but i truly hope that either way, there ARE stories of this sort happening in Afghanistan, and that stories such as this aren't just a lot of well-intentioned hogwash designed to keep the american public from realizing that dispite the fact that we're about to win vietnam here, it's going to be a hell of a lot harder to live with afterwards this time.

  130. Re:Hmm, sounds odd... by Peter+Dyck · · Score: 1
    And, do you really think that the majority of the US armed services would actually fire upon there own families?

    Yes.

    What is it that makes you think that American psyche has somehow changed from the civil war or is somehow different from that of all the other people in the world who have fired upon their fellow citizens?

  131. If Katz has contact with this guy, how about a Q&a by sho-gun · · Score: 1

    How about a Q&A session with this guy? If Katz has a way to email him, and if this whole thing is real, I'm sure there's a bunch of folks out
    there who sincerely want to hear about life
    in Afganastan under Taliban rule, without all
    of the media fluff.

    What do ya say slashdot? Katz? (And yes, I submitted this as a story idea too.)

  132. dumbass by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    There is neither sand nor oil in afghanistan.

    Maybe you should learn something before spouting your ignorant head off.

    --
    autopr0n is like, down and stuff.
  133. Inevitable? Free? by W.B.+Yeats · · Score: 1

    Your first line is moronic. Define your terms. Is this what you mean:

    Open and free information just like CNN and MTV?

    Inevitible just like the Wired pronouncements of a Dow Jones at 25,000?

    Such a corporate monkey.

    FU and all you stand for.

    --

    And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
    Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?

  134. Internet in Afghanistan highly doubtful by absurd_spork · · Score: 5, Informative

    I spent some time in Uzbekistan this October for academic reasons. Uzbekistan is not the most advanced place on Earth, but it's still light years ahead of what's left of Afghanistan with regards to telecommunications infrastructure.

    Now, in Uzbekistan I had quite trouble getting Internet access outside the larger cities such as Samarqand or Tashkent; in rural areas, where you've partly still got manually switched telephone lines, you can just about forget it. It's Soviet telecom infrastructure, basically.

    So how on Earth is this guy supposed to have Internet access in rural Afganistan where you can't even take it for guaranteed that there's electricity or running water, let alone toilets or telecom infrastructure? (All of this experienced in southern rural Uzbekistan.)

    So either this guy has a satellite phone and a generator hooked up to his ancient Commodore to download movies with, or he's in one of the rare villages with running telephone on a one-phone-per-village basis and continually occupies it for use with the 1200 baud acoustic coupler modem and his Commodore to download movies and inform himself about getting Linux on his Commodore, or this is just a hoax.

    The sad thing is that it's such a primitive hoax in the first place - just like the "technology conquers all" nerd variation of the romantic patriotic young outlaw theme.

    So unless I get to read the original e-mail including forward information some time soon, JonKatz goes down in the dumpster for me.

    1. Re:Internet in Afghanistan highly doubtful by barchibald · · Score: 2, Informative

      Doubtful? I had regular internet communication with relative TREKKING in the MOUNTAINS of Afghanistan just this past spring. Doubtful? I think not.

      He said it was not difficult to find internet access, although it was not predictable where he would find it, he managed to write every 3-4 days over a period of 3 months. It was always secretative, his messages were short, but he managed. I'm sure the american-ness helped people's willingness to open up their computers to him.

    2. Re:Internet in Afghanistan highly doubtful by absurd_spork · · Score: 1

      This is really interesting - as I said, I had trouble in rural Uzbekistan.

      Where exactly did he go, to Taliban-controlled areas or to the northern region? ("Mountains of Afghanistan" is not very specific :-)) And did he mention what manner of Internet access people had? I'd be interested for a scientific research project on Internet use in Muslim communities.

    3. Re:Internet in Afghanistan highly doubtful by SuzanneA · · Score: 1

      Or perhaps he's one of the few that uses packet radio over some sort of HAM equipment. There are HAM operators all around the world, and its the logical choice for internet access in areas that are 'remote'. Prior to the taleban there were probably no FCC-equivalent regulating HAM usage, and anyone with the ability to build/buy the equipment would be able to use it.

  135. Re:Hmm, sounds odd... by rnb · · Score: 1

    But we also gave them $43 million dollars earlier this very year because they banned drugs.

    So much for sanctions/condemnation. Keep up the good work, guys.

    link

  136. Re:Not to sound like an asshole, but... by Eccles · · Score: 4, Informative

    What business is it of ours how women are treated in Afghanistan?

    Mankind is my business, and yours too. Enslave someone *anywhere*, and I have the moral right to stop you. Morality does not stop at national borders.

    Ask orthodox Jews or the Amish if they'd like to be forced to "modernize", and see what they think!

    The Taliban forced people to do things they didn't want to do. It's not like all of Afghanistan sat down and agreed, "OK, women stay at home, don't get schooling, and have to wear burqas." People with guns forced others to behave that way.

    --
    Ooh, a sarcasm detector. Oh, that's a real useful invention.
  137. Katz's hole by alienmole · · Score: 1
    So how do you explain the bit about downloading movies on a Commodore over a connection of unknown quality & bandwidth, to take just the most glaring problem with the story?

    As for the fact that Junis had allegedly emailed Katz before, if Katz wrote about that for Hotwired, perhaps someone trolled him using that knowledge. If so, it would qualify as the best /. troll ever!

    Either that, or Katz is exaggerating and adding details to suit his story, or simply completely inventing Junis - which would be even worse than if he was trolled. This is a hole out of which Katz cannot dig himself - he finally seems to have exposed his cluelessness and/or deceitfulness beyond any possibility of a plausible defense.

    Too many people want to validate conspiracy theories instead of debating the ideas Katz brings up.

    So let me get this straight: we're supposed to debate ideas Katz brings up as a result of being trolled? You claim he's a "respected geek journalist". There's only one problem with that - the article we're responding to has nothing in common with any kind of journalism. It has all the credibility of the original hoax that Katz seems to have fallen for. The only debate here is about what disrepute Katz brings to the term "journalist".

    1. Re:Katz's hole by StaticLimit · · Score: 2

      Thank you! It's certainly good to get the perspective of a professionally trained journalist (as I know you are from your assertion that Katz's article does not constitute journalism).

      I would take serious issue with your suggestion that whether or not Katz's article raises issues that could be thought about or debated rests entirely on the legitimacy of an email from Afganistan!

      It's really pretty shallow to suggest that the pervasiveness of technology, and the influence of American culture (in contrast to the influence of American bombs) is not an issue worthy of discussion. After all, its obvious that American culture and values (or lack thereof) is a major reason why al Queda and associates are so opposed to America. I think Katz definitely touches on the topic of American cultural imperialism here, among other things.

      Numerous people have brought up the possibility that it's an Amiga, not a C64 (and there's no evidence to support either an Amiga OR a C64). As for bandwidth and electricity, I seriously doubt if anyone here on Slashdot has any clue what kind of capacity there is on the outskirts of Kabul (other than CNN-based guesses)... I know I don't.

      And on your point that someone figured out that Junis responded to Katz while Katz was writing for Hotwired, then composed a hoax email, and forwarded to people in Islamabad who might forward to Katz (or spoofed the headers somehow), I can only say:
      The helicopters are coming. Hide your guns and DO NOT DRINK THE WATER ;)

      - StaticLimit

    2. Re:Katz's hole by alienmole · · Score: 2
      I would take serious issue with your suggestion that whether or not Katz's article raises issues that could be thought about or debated rests entirely on the legitimacy of an email from Afganistan!

      It's really pretty shallow to suggest that the pervasiveness of technology, and the influence of American culture (in contrast to the influence of American bombs) is not an issue worthy of discussion.

      You're really reaching here. Katz's entire article was predicated on the email. If he wanted to provoke discussion on the issues he's referring to, he should have discussed them without basing his article on an email of dubious provenance. As they say in the legal world, his article is fruit of the poisoned tree.

      Checking the facts upon which one's articles are based is a basic tenet of journalism, and all the evidence indicates that Katz has violated this. That is the premise upon which I base my assessment of Katz's capabilities as a journalist. The very fact that he posted something so questionable without a clearer explanation of the source or context, even if it is real, is poor journalism.

      Certainly, Katz might yet produce evidence backing up his suspicious story. Like others here, I am eager to see that, and will certainly post an apology in the unlikely event that I am wrong.

      I was wrong about one thing, though: Katz's latest blunder was clearly not beyond any possibility of defense, since you are defending it. I respect your trusting attitude, but I think you are very likely to be proved wrong. This has nothing to do with conspiracy theories, and everything to do with basic factual contradictions. I think the most likely theory is that Katz simply got carried away and exaggerated something beyond what could be sustained by the facts he had access to.

  138. amused... by TechnoVooDooDaddy · · Score: 1

    I would be greatly amused to find out that someone has been playing an extremely long and drawn out practical joke on Katz...

    1. Re:amused... by gfxguy · · Score: 1
      I can see it now...

      The email started off something like this:

      Dear Mr. Katz,

      You might remember me, I wrote you once while you were writing for Hotwire. [let's face it, if you were an author, would you remember some guy that wrote you a comment 5+ years ago?]

      My name is Junis, and I live in a small town 35 miles southwest of Kabul. [for some reason, I can't tell you the name of this town for fear of... uh... something or other] I just dug out my commodore computer, that's been burried under a chicken coop for five years, through harsh winters and harsher summers, and plugged it in and it worked. My friend, Aljabar, cranked up the forbidden generator for electricity.

      The first thing we did was surf the net, and get up to date as soon as possible, we looked at the top ten ranked shows from last week. Temptation Island will give us masturbation fantasy's for years!

      Even though I have a commodore[What? PC? Amiga?], I lust after the Apple iPod, because instead of concern for my fellow small villagers, whom I could feed for a year for the price of an iPod, I would rather have an iPod to impress the ladies, if you know what I mean...

      Anyway, it just sounds worse and worse every time I read it. I'd really like to see some more evidence that Jon didn't get a fantasy email. I mean, it'd practically be impossible to prove it either way, but post the email or something.
      --
      Stupid sexy Flanders.
  139. Haha .. you poor Americans. (BTW, no one said C64) by SirSlud · · Score: 2

    Whether Katz is being accurate and honest here is up for debate, but what I love is the incredulousness. Like:

    What?! He can download movies? He knew about the MS case? Baywatch? Damnit .. it's imPOSSIBLE that he had those things, otherwise we might be forced to admit that the 'liberty' of being American really isn't that far off of many other places in the world. (Heck, do you really think a woman could be the president of the USA?)

    At any rate, it's absolutely infuriating to see Americans so indignantly resolute in their assuption that Afganistan = Backwards = No One has a Clue What Goes On in the Real World. They were under an oppressive rule, and could be KILLED for simple things like using computers. That doesn't mean they sat around for 8 years with their thumbs up their asses, waiting for the Americans to get pissed off at their leaders, only to 'liberate' them into a world of higher pop culture conciousness. Sheesh. No doubt some Afgans secretly kept short wave radios. It's possible that some of the US Army commandos are providing satillite uplinks (just a guess, probably not). There are LOTS of reasons why Katz' story could be true.

    When people talk about Americans being self-involved, this is what they are talking about! What bothers me is not whether Katz is being honest or not (and you don't really need to make up stories in times like this unless you're gunning for public support of military action or resctriction of civil liberties), but how people cannot ACCEPT things.

    Shit, it's not like the entire population of Afghanistan ICQ'd Katz 2 minutes after the Taliban were driven south.

    And Commadore made PCs .. no where did he say it was a 64

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  140. A little too much information there.. by MongooseCN · · Score: 2

    He's already made his way to some sex sites, and wishes he had a printer.

    That was a little too much information for me...

  141. OLD NEWS by Sinjun · · Score: 1

    Katz once again has discovered his own nose. The issue of Globalization is AGE OLD, but Katz seems to want us to believe he invented the idea, or at least that he is on the cutting edge. Globalization is something that was noticed by Nietszche for crying out loud and has been talked about for literaly over a hundred years. Come on Katz, if you're going to pretend to be origninal don't insult our intelligence by being so OBVIOUSLY in the debt of other, much more astute writers.

  142. Re:Hmm, sounds odd... by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 2


    You could, of course, argue that this makes them like the Taliban... screening new ideas and technologies to make sure nothing they don't like gets in. I think the difference is that the Amish don't use violence as a means of enforcing the conventions of their community, nor do they use force as a means of coercing people to stay. They are free to join another community with different standards if they want.


    That was poor wording on my part. I therefore apologize to all the Amish that are reading this :)

    The Amish also don't begrudge the rest of the world for choosing to adopt high technology. I have no quarrel with that attitude at all. I mean that the Luddite-types were the freaks, not the Amish.

    If you want to compare any american institution to the Taliban, I would point at certain Southern Baptist and Pentacostal churches, for their intolerance and shortsighted absolutist doctrines.

  143. Some security here? by MongooseCN · · Score: 2

    He claims American commandos are skulking around dressed as Northern Alliance tribesmen.

    Good thing that was just made public knowledge...

  144. The Original Message Text? by GreenJeepMan · · Score: 1

    Why wasn't the original message text printed? Or at least linked to?

    Is it out there somewhere?

  145. Welll... by 2nd+Post! · · Score: 5, Informative

    If you look at IBM's PCM site, they list 2 Commodore 286s and 4 Commodore 486s, and it's perfectly possible to upgrade a Commodore to some bastard Pentium chips. Of course he'd be limited to VESA video cards, probably, but it's completely possible to get Windows 95 running on one of those... or at least Linux.

    1. Re:Welll... by cynthetik · · Score: 1

      Also worth noting is that the Commodore brand name was used by Escom in Europe well into the Pentium era as a badge for generic PC clones. Most of the middle easts trade is with Europe and not the US so don't presume it's related to any of the Commodores you saw.

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  146. Secret documents, smuggled out of Osama's cave by Wariac · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hi guys.

    We've all been putting in long hours but we've really come together as a group and I love that. Big thanks to Omar for putting up the poster that says "There is no I in team" as well as the one that says "Hang In There, Baby." That cat is hilarious. However, while we are fighting a jihad, we can't forget to take care of the cave. And frankly I have a few concerns.

    First of all, while it's good to be concerned about cruise missiles, we should be even more concerned about the scorpions in our cave. Hey, you don't want to be stung and neither do I so we need to sweep the cave daily. I've posted a sign up sheet near the main cave opening.

    Second, it's not often I make a video address but when I do, I'm trying to scare the most powerful country on earth, okay? That means that while we're taping, please do not ride your razor scooter in the background. Just while we're taping. Thanks.

    Third point, and this is a touchy one. As you know, by edict, we're not supposed to shave our beards. But I need everyone to just think hygiene, especially after mealtime. We're all in this together.

    Fourth: food. I bought a box of Cheeze-Its recently, clearly wrote "Osama" on the front, and put it on the top shelf. Today, my Cheeze-Its were gone. Consideration. That's all I'm saying.

    Finally, we've heard that there may be American soldiers in disguise trying to infiltrate our ranks. I want to set up patrols to look for them. First patrol will be Omar, Mohammed, Abdul, Akbar, and Richard.

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    1. Re:Secret documents, smuggled out of Osama's cave by tdrury · · Score: 5, Informative

      This was blatantly ripped off from FuckedCompany.com. See the post here. Why not give credit where credit is due?

      -tim

    2. Re:Secret documents, smuggled out of Osama's cave by Wariac · · Score: 2, Informative

      I got it in email with no links...didnt know about it. Sorry, i should have mentioned how i came about it.

      Wariac

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  147. Bu Bye Jon by gandalf_grey · · Score: 1

    Authors exclude = JonKatz. You are outta here.

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  148. The question is, why? by CharlieG · · Score: 2

    Now the big question is WHY is the cost of living so high in the "Blue" areas? Could it be that you (we) are paying for those sophisticated items, and all the overhead that goes with them? I'd say yes

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    1. Re:The question is, why? by daviddennis · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Demand. Well-educated people are naturally drawn to Blue areas, and ignore the "opportunities" available in the cheaper Red ones. It's very much a cultural type of thing. Well-educated people also tend to have bucks, so housing prices are bid up big-time.

      The huge downside, of course, is that only the Blues that are wildly successful have even what might be considered a middle-class lifestyle in Red-land. I think this may be why many Blues have leftist voting records; they don't think of themselves as rich, even though technically they have lots more money than the rest of the country. I'm personally conservative because I deeply resent the government's share of my income, in view of the exceptionally poor quality of most government services. Because we have a progressive tax structure, "rich" blues who still can't afford a half-decent house are penalized more than Reds who can.

      The sophisticated stuff does cost lots of money, but you can avoid it if you want, so that's not the total answer.

      As Daniel (the anonymous coward below this post) said, it's harder to buy stuff in the Red zone; you can't get ballet tickets, and you can't get fantastic ethnic foods. Those things balloon Blue budgets beyond all reason. In Redworld, you are more or less forced to live within your means.

      This is, of course, exactly why Blues are highly unlikely to venture into Redworld and be happy; we need (or think we need) that urban cornucopia of stuff.

      D

  149. Huh? by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    Well, I'm sure you're right about poland, but I was only talking about china, you probably meant to respond to the poster I responded to.

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  150. there once was this guy by rebug · · Score: 2, Funny

    who had no net access!
    no!
    You betcha! But then he got net access
    oh, well then. hoorah or something
    and he liked linux
    yay! that guy rocks
    and he also visited some sex sites
    uhm, isn't that kind of a weird thing to tell a reporter?
    he liked open source stuff. especially us, and especially not microsoft
    yay! that guy rocks

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  151. Re:Hmm, sounds odd... by gorilla · · Score: 2

    What do you mean if?

  152. email maybe, but downloading movies? by alienmole · · Score: 1
    Remember Young ones. E-mail dosen't require direct internet access. People we exchanging e-mail over fido-net and USENET years before the internet was really accessable.

    Could someone point me to the URL for DIVX-over-SMTP???

    1. Re:email maybe, but downloading movies? by modemboy · · Score: 1

      of course if the taliban had internet access before they left, which it sounds like they did, then most of the infrastucture is probably still there...

  153. This article has a good point! by ehiris · · Score: 1

    It doesn't matter if this article is true or not but the point it reaches is a fact!

    Are there any organizations that could raise up money to get computers and internet connections over there? People need to open and expand their minds there because you don't want anybody to fall back to being lied to by some fanatics!

    You can't give everybody there a computer but you can definately open series of internet cafes in central locations. Is that really that expensive? The cost for that is a lot lower then the cost of fanatics running around destrying buildings and killing people!

    I've got online with the help of an Organization that raised funds in that way (Soros foundation for an Open Society) while I was living in Romania and it helped me more then anything ever did.

    The access to real and true information is the ultimate in personal improvement!

  154. smells like propaganda to me. by ainsoph · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So whats the deal? Katz is now a dupe of the man as well? Remember right after the 9/11 there was an email from muslim man circulating around the interenet? Yep.. Propaganda.

    So while Katz is airing out his complete crap about *nothing* in particular, nothing but a heart warming tale spun to augment the beard shaving, women baring their faces, and the possiblility that MTV is coming to Kabul soon. Lets not forget the reality of the situation:

    The Northern Alliance is a brutal regime as well. People welcomed the Taleban after being ruled by these losers.

    On the homefront, the administration is taking power in sweeping gestures whose effects will leave us reeling for possibly fewgenerations.

    Like the fancy stories you see above. People from the less fortunate countries in the world like Australia and Europe think our media is full of shit, and lying to us point blank.

    But never fear, America is the home of the free. The best country in the world dude. And all that shit.

    Anyway, just a reminder to use that search engine of yours and get the facts, see some other perspectives, especially now since Mr. Katz has obviously become a tool as well. Yeah maybe he was a tool before, but at least he had the power in his court to say something to Slashdot readers. I guess no more.

  155. Re:Haha .. you poor Americans. (BTW, no one said C by SirSlud · · Score: 2

    Actually, you kind proove my point. Being:

    How do you (or I) actually know?

    I guess your answer would be 'I do'.

    Case closed,
    QED

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  156. Bull all the way by damas · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This is obviously a fake. Afghanis watching Baywatch? A Linux-Loving geek from Kabul? Where the heck did you people come up with this stuff?
    Stupidity.inc?

    1. Re:Bull all the way by Da+Masta · · Score: 1

      Mod this up. That's the first thing that popped to mind when I read this article. I mean, what's he doing now, connecting to the net on his C64? Baywatch/Temptation Island in _Afghanistan_? I'm positive the date isn't 4/1 so what is it I'm missing here?

  157. Hollywoodization of Earth by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

    I guess they have a passion for shows that don't bear the slightest resemblance to anything they recognize.

    If the US' ultimate objective is to get a world of Brittany Spears fans watching the same crappy shows and the same crappy movies endlessly consuming junk they don't need then living in the mountains doesn't look so bad after all. Guess the US won't be happy until Time-Warner-Microsoft-Viacom-Disney is happy.

    Why have a spiritual life when you can obscess about what team of millionaires is going to win some pointless championship? Who needs a meaningful life when you have T&A on the TV. Just let pop culture bandage over that hole in your soul!

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  158. Re:Not to sound like an asshole, but... by Computer! · · Score: 1, Insightful

    "Mankind is my business, and yours too. Enslave someone *anywhere*, and I have the moral right to stop you. Morality does not stop at national borders. "

    What you and I call "enslavement", Afghans call "respect". Anyway, you can't even stop me from "enslaving" my wife if I lived next door to you, as long as I don't break any laws. How can you expect to Americanize these people halfway across the globe? Moral right? What does that even mean on a global scale? You have no rights not given to you by your nation of residence. If you live in Afghanistan, and you are a woman, you live like an Afghan woman. If you live in America, you get to sit and watch.

    "It's not like all of Afghanistan sat down and agreed, 'OK, women stay at home, don't get schooling, and have to wear burqas.'"

    You mean that there was no election, right? So what? There has never been an election in Saudi Arabia either. Democracy is not for everyone. Just ask China. Notice we're not doing shit about how they treat their women. That's because we'd get our democratic asses handed to us if we tried. As soon as you become a Muslim you accept that women are to be treated differently. It's a vital part of their beliefs. Although not as extreme, all 1 billion of the world's Muslims behave this way. You want to go ask them to stop? Be my guest.

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  159. Re:Forward This To Everyone In Your Address Book!! by DA_MAN_DA_MYTH · · Score: 1

    Or maybe the email was an Outlook Macro virus that deleted the story he actually really was working on... So he posted this instead

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  160. Hey Fnkmaster, must I remind you? by Lakers · · Score: 1

    Also the line about trying to download movies is definitely suspicious. At 9600 baud perhaps? OK, give them the benefit of the doubt, 28.8k. Doesn't sound too believable to me.

    Does anyone here not remember the days before broadband? Are you seriously telling me that no one here ever downloaded a movie or cd image over dial-up? I know I sure as hell did. It took days, but I still did it. Who's to say he's not doing the same?

  161. Re:Hmm, sounds odd... by homer_ca · · Score: 1

    "and I know enough cops to know that they won't expend the energy without a good reason. My government doesn't care about me, which in this case is good."

    This is really a head in the sand attitude. Most people don't need the protection of the law now because wiretaps are so expensive. They involve lots of manual labor. But what happens when someone builds a voice recognition AI that makes it cheap enough to spy on EVERYBODY? Will you still feel safe that the government doesn't care enough about you to spy on you?

  162. Re:Hmm, sounds odd... by mrpotato · · Score: 1
    I must say though, it makes me feel a little sick that the first thing the Afghans will see when they brush the soil from the TVs will be Jerry Springer, Temptation Island and MTV...

    Why? Aren't you proud of your popular culture? That's what u.s. popular culture is all about. And yes, I agree with you, there is nothing about it that I would be proud of (if I was american). Please note that I said "popular" culture, so I don't include here your history or great authors you have/had. Pop culture is utter crap, and it is the greatest U.S. ambassador in the world.

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  163. Flamebait by gfxguy · · Score: 1
    We can ACCEPT things that make sense.

    This is slashdot, if it were real, it would have made more sense to discuss HOW he got Katz an email.

    One of the american soldiers let me compose an email on his laptop. He told me that, when he had the chance, he'd forward it to you...
    or
    While the americans are occupying our city, they've given us limited access to make international calls.

    Who calls their PC a commodore? Wouldn't you call it a PC? If it was an Amiga, wouldn't you call it an Amiga? And most of the other skeptics here are right...he wants an iPad? Downloading movies? Nobody argues it can't be done in Afghanistan, we're just arguing that it doesn't make sense this Junis guy did it.

    So while I can ACCEPT that computers exist in Afghanistan, and that people use them to surf the net, I can't accept that the first thing this guy does is look up what popular shows are, and cares about getting an iPad. I'd think he'd be reading CNN.com or something, trying to find out where he can order clothes or food instead of a new computer - the price of which could feed a village there for a year.

    We accept an awful lot, but you'd have to be blind to reality to accept this story.

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    1. Re:Flamebait by SirSlud · · Score: 2

      > I'd think he'd be reading CNN.com

      I really can't believe you can't see the difference between imposing your cultural/social/financial/etc context and values on someone else, only to use it as evidence that the story is unplausible. I'm not going to argue this .. (well, geez, the guy has been LIVING CNN.com for the last 8 years, I think the last thing he need to know is what is going on in the world)

      Also, consider that what he said he wants is heavily affected by who he's talking to. Katz used to work for wired; its only natural that Junis would want to diplay his 'withitness' to a former wired journalist.

      You see, you're only furthur proving my point, by placing your values, prioties and experiences over a world so far removed from yours that any attempt to judge is viewed by some people from other countries as completely self involved.

      The point is, everyone seems to be disproving Katz with evidence along the lines of:

      1. /I/ wouldn't do that!
      2. /I/ can't believe that!

      See, dog bites man happens every day, so it's not news. But dog bites man .. now THATS news. So, in this case, Afghan kid knows whats up in the world and wants an iPod. Thats NEWS, sadly enough, because it's unique. Interesting. I'm sure he did look at CNN.com, but is that news? Had he told that to Katz, Katz probably wouldn't have even mentionned it. (In fact, whos to say that he didn't?)

      ARG. Just comment on the story .. if you're so intent on surmising that anything out of your social norm is probably untrue, that's why you'll be standing still why the rest of the world flies by ya. You're not commenting on your neighbour down the street here.

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  164. "most powerful weapon" by caldodge · · Score: 1
    >If the world needed another demonstration of America's most powerful weapon --
    > not bombs or special forces but pop culture --
    >it got it again this week.

    America's culture is definitely a powerful force - but it was powerless in Afghanistan until we used a few _weaker_ weapons (B-52, etc.)

  165. The explanation is obvious by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 2, Funny

    The kid obviously has the first goat powered linux box on a C64.

    First he gets the goat going on the treadmill that powers the dynamo. Then he takes each ip packet and writes it down, mails it, Katz types them in, gets the replies, writes them down, then mails them back whereupon this guy types them into his machine and voila! High speed goat-herder porn!

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  166. Proof is the burden of the claimant by gosand · · Score: 2
    Please. The burden of proof falls on those making the claims. Any good skeptic will tell you that. Outrageous claims require outrageous proof. This was a sensational story from the start, look at the title of it! Why focus on the ideas that are brought up when the basic premise is questionable and sensationalistic?


    Why would a starving people who are having their country bombed give a rat's ass about Temptation Island? I am guessing that this is some form of sick advertising attempt, where Katz gets paid by companies to plug their wares in his stories. Hey, I don't have to prove that, right?

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  167. This part I don't Doubt by Nf1nk · · Score: 1
    First I agree that the email is pure bull

    ....But this litle nugget would be the one part I believe is the bit about independence day

    I saw this movie in several rental facilities in Kuwait (subtitled, dubed and censored) complete with new boxes with Airbic script all over the outside

    Plus I read that same bit in my local paper

    yes its a hoax but I would imagine you could rent Will Smith's movie in at least one store in Afganistan

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  168. Don't use fiction to justify politics by ruzel · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Fiction is fiction, and by itself, that's fine. What's really wrong with this picture is that Jon Katz is using ficiton to justify a point about how great popular culture is. If the story is false, then the point is moot.

  169. Re:Hmm, sounds odd... by zeno_2 · · Score: 1
    I must say though, it makes me feel a little sick that the first thing the Afghans will see when they brush the soil from the TVs will be Jerry Springer, Temptation Island and MTV...

    Its probably better then watching mass death and destruction every day while hiding from the Taliban =)

  170. Somewhere..... by SomeOtherGuy · · Score: 2

    Cmdr. Taco must be rolling in his grave to see such fake jibberish being posted on slashdot.

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    1. Re:Somewhere..... by talks_to_birds · · Score: 2, Funny
      "Cmdr. Taco must be rolling in his grave..."

      No shit!

      Taco's *dead*!!?!

      Fsck!

      Where the hell have I been...?

      t_t_b

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  171. Re:Haha .. you poor Americans. (BTW, no one said C by yzquxnet · · Score: 1

    Things that generally do not seem plausable are usually not.

    It is very well possible that this Junis character may have indeed sent out that E-mail. But given that nature of technology and its use in afganistan, particularly rural Afganistan, it becomes more and more improbable that such events actually took place.

    Hence all the sceptisism.

  172. PysOps by Martin+S. · · Score: 2

    Some posters seem to think that this is a troll, or hoax rather than a real hacker, because it full of the classic signs of Social Engineering, false familiarity, overtly complementary, appeals to empathy, it's almost a classic.

    I'll tell you what this old cynic thinks, this is a PysOp's plant not a troll.

  173. whats to be skeptic about? by TurboNerd · · Score: 1



    >..20meg divx..
    who said he was downloading 20 meg divx movies??? Im sure it would be more along the lines of a .5 meg mpg or something along those lines. For all you know he could consider an animated gif he saw a movie.

    I can certainly remember downloading and viewing movies circa 1996 (the age of his computer)... i am sure that i wasnt the only one.

    >..As for digging up all the forbidden stuff as soon while they could still see the dust from the trucks of the talibans, that is just plain unbelievable..

    Also the Taliban are insignificant compared to Communist Romania. The Taliban have been in power for 5-6 years and most of the citizens can remember the time before the taliban and the freedoms they once had (not sure on how different it was but it WAS different). So they are pretty quick to get back to them im sure. Not to mention a computer nerd getting back to his computer. How many of you 'TurboNerds' would RUSH back to your computer after 5 days (let alone 5 years). I am sure after 5 years, eager is an understatment for this guys feelings towards getting back at his computer.

  174. "Facts" on Afghanistan by Western+Light · · Score: 3, Informative

    According to CIA factbook...

    1 The number of ISPs in Afghanistan (as of 2000)

    NA The number of Internet users

    10 The number of TV stations

    100,000 The total number of TVs

    14.7% The infant mortality rate

    31% Literacy rate

    $800 GDP per capita in 2000 (estimate)

    Telephone system: general assessment: very limited telephone and telegraph service

    domestic: in 1997, telecommunications links were established between Mazar-e Sharif, Herat, Kandahar, Jalalabad, and Kabul through satellite and microwave systems

    international: satellite earth stations - 1 Intelsat (Indian Ocean) linked only to Iran and 1 Intersputnik (Atlantic Ocean region); commercial satellite telephone center in Ghazni

  175. Re:Hmm, sounds odd... by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 2

    Sorry. What does voice RECOGNITION have to do with spying or making spying more popular? You still have to have a reason to target the person.

    You also have to have a human to double-check the intelligence because no self-respecting cop is going to trust a computer over his own instincts.

    They have the technology to follow me around from a satellite if they want, but why would they? They've got bigger fish to fry.

  176. Holes, holes, holes by Watcher · · Score: 1
    and there's already a lot of talk about "Survivor."

    OK, um, first of all, why would someone in the middle of a war zone want to watch Survivor? OK, great, I'm going to watch a show about people manipulating, betraying, and starving after having been through 5 years of Taliban rule.

    Next this guy will claim to have gotten to a modern website with a browser written in 1996 on a Commodore (lets hope its at least a very late model Amiga).

    Meanwhile, he's especially eager to get his hands on the Apple iPod, and has been drooling over the Apple website site since he got back online.

    Yep, there we are, going to the Apple website was one of the first things he did after being free of the Taliban. Right up there with getting all those movies he missed? Right. As an aside, this guy must have had some serious cash to have an Amiga system in that country.

    Yet again, Mr. Katz has proven to be overzealous. Or very, very gullible.

  177. NOT NOW JON by MontyP · · Score: 1

    hold on jon
    i think there's something good on
    i used to read books but .....
    it could be the news
    or some other abuse
    or it could be reusable shows ....

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  178. Re:Hmm, sounds odd... by Zone5 · · Score: 1

    Uhhh... you can browse perfectly well on a Commodore. Do you think the benefits of open-source development are restricted to Linux geeks? I have a friend who to this day still uses a Commodore Amiga 1000 as his primary machine. Why? Because he can, and because he likes it. Also he's a cheap bastard, but that's beside the point - he's a geek and he's having fun. Open-source developers have made browsers and mail clients available for AmigaDOS, as well as such niceties as ICQ clients. Throw in a modem and a long-distance call to an ISP in Pakistan, and poof! He's online, regardless of conditions in Afghanistan itself.

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  179. So how do we contact somebody in Afghanistan? by Biker+Jim · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It seems for all this talk about the information age we still can't get in contact with people in a war zone like Afghanistan to get at least their opinion of the situation. I've been wanting to talk with the Afghani "man in the street(rubble?)since 911. In a situation like this how do you go about it? Was anybody able to get in touch with any Afghani Geeks?

  180. Dogpile on the Yankees over here! by El+Camino+SS · · Score: 1


    Hey international kids! Wanna Troll for Americans? WELL, STEP RIGHT UP! This is the inflammatory thread for YOU!

    Here, uh, I'll start it up...

    You think you're perfect! Take that, George! You export crap culture! Annnd your women are fat! They make bad television like Ricky Lake!
    Take that yankee swine! You son of a motherless goat!

    Honestly, in the last two days it feels like /. has been invaded by petulant Europeans that sit around all day and moan.

    1. Re:Dogpile on the Yankees over here! by Estimator · · Score: 1

      If you really want to feel morally superior, you should point out that the US was on the verge of cancelling Baywatch (nobody here liked it or watched it), but all of the fans in Germany rescued the show.

      People don't seem to realise that the shows that transfer abroad aren't likely to be the intelligent shows. Shows pitched at a higher level often require a lot of cultural information that just isn't applicable to, for example, Britain. Or, the more intelligent shows require a superior grasp of the language.

      This is one of the reasons Hollywood is so smart. They know that it does not pay to make too complicated a plot, because, if they do, the film will not play well in Tokyo. I learnt this lesson the hard way. I came to the US from Britain. For some reason, PBS stations seem to think that Britain's "best" exports are "Keeping Up Appearances" and "Are You Being Served?". For me, that is deeply humiliating.

    2. Re:Dogpile on the Yankees over here! by LMCBoy · · Score: 2

      This is one of the reasons Hollywood is so smart. They know that it does not pay to make too complicated a plot, because, if they do, the film will not play well in Tokyo. I learnt this lesson the hard way. I came to the US from Britain. For some reason, PBS stations seem to think that Britain's "best" exports are "Keeping Up Appearances" and "Are You Being Served?". For me, that is deeply humiliating.

      It doesn't always work out that way. I, probably like most other USians, consider Britain's "best" TV export to be "Monty Python". This, despite the fact that MP is very smart, and very British.

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    3. Re:Dogpile on the Yankees over here! by Estimator · · Score: 1

      Yes, but the curious thing is that Monty Python is considered quite passe in Britain. My father's generation still love it, but the rest of us moved on years ago.

    4. Re:Dogpile on the Yankees over here! by LMCBoy · · Score: 2

      Fair enough, but I think you must admit, it's orders of magnitude better than Are you being served? My only point was, intelligent, culture-specific entertainment can be successfully exported to other cultures. It isn't necessarily required to appeal to the lowest common denominator (although that often happens, of course).

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    5. Re:Dogpile on the Yankees over here! by Estimator · · Score: 1

      Yes, I guess my only point is that it's a lot harder than it first appears. For example, if I was to present an example of a reasonably intelligent British film that achieved broad appeal, I would talk about the Full Monty. I was very surprised that that particular film was so successful.

      For example, the choice of location (Sheffield) is very important, but I don't expect an American to understand why Sheffield is significant (although maybe I am wrong but Sheffield is hardly on the tourist trail unless you are a huge fan of the Human League).

      Maybe some of these misunderstandings would even cause an American to dismiss the Full Monty as just a mindless piece of fun.

      Given time, I am sure I could also come up with examples of shows that many Americans think of as intelligent, while the British think of them as trite. I know that I used to dismiss all American sitcoms as useless, but it just turned out I didn't get 50% of the jokes.

  181. Re:Hmm, sounds odd... by Argnarf · · Score: 1

    Uh.. download and play movies on a Commodore? No

  182. Okay, but why Independence Day?! by TopherC · · Score: 1

    Why did they have to pick such lousy examples of American pop culture? Stuff like Independence Day and Temptation Island isn't culture, it's cultural abuse for profit! It ashames me that this is the kind of stuff they are now yumming-up in Kabul, since it is the worst example of American culture IMHO.

    The price we pay for a free society in an information age is that we gradually build up resistances against media manipulation and other trash like this. For example, those happy-go-lucky commercials of the 60's and 70's seem ludicrous and silly to us these days, just bouncing off our thick armor of skepticism. But 30 years ago those commercials apparently worked!

    After some years of isolation, the people freed from Taliban rule may be hungry for all the trashy sensationalism that abounds in our society. But they may be lacking the ability to recognize the more subtle manipulation and propaganda prevalent in US media and pop culture.

    Or, maybe not. What do I know, I haven't lived in Afghanistan myself. Maybe these folks know how bad and stupid these movies and shows are, and are just watching them because they embody the those qualities thought "evil" by the Taliban. Even so, I am genuinely embarrased by this.

  183. Link to PsyOps by bstadil · · Score: 1

    Here is a Link for the ones like me that didn't know what PsyOps is.
    Quote" Definition of Psychological Operations: 'Psychological Operations: Planned operations to convey selected information and indicators to foreign audiences to influence their emotions, motives, objective reasoning, and ultimately the behavior of foreign governments, organizations, groups, and individuals. The purpose of psychological operations is to induce or reinforce foreign attitudes and behavior favorable to the originator's objectives. Also called PSYOP. See also consolidation psychological operations; overt peacetime psychological operations programs; perception management. ' US Department of Defense

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    1. Re:Link to PsyOps by Minix · · Score: 1

      Very informative. Only one question: why only `foreign', in the above definition?

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  184. Re:OT note on the war by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    I mean, wow. There has been, what, ZERO American war casualties, and a very small amount of civilian destruction,

    Actualy, two US servicemen died in a helicopter crash (in pakistan)

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  185. Give the Luddites a break (or a fair shake) by kaladorn · · Score: 1

    With all due respect, if I recall my history, the Luddites were not anti-technology per se, but they were against some of the negative effects of technology on the workforce and therefor one people.

    We may disagree with their assessment of the net effect of technology on the world, but we certainly can appreciate the fact that they were concerned about the negative impacts of technology (which we must admit, just as we trumpet the benefits). We can also agree I'm sure that not every technology has been implemented wisely nor with due forethought for its consequences.

    Luddites get a bad wrap because people have abused the term Luddite (taking it out of its historical context) in order to have a neat buzzword which means "anti-technological without reason or sense". The truth is, the Luddites may not have been entirely correct in their evaluation and they may have not understood the remedy to the problems created by technology, but neither were they blindly anti-technology.

    But that's just from my recollection. I could, in fact, be mistaken.

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  186. Re:Hmm, sounds odd... by Asic+Eng · · Score: 1

    That may well be true (I'm pretty sure it is) but if you have the army on your side your own rifles seem superfluous in comparison.

  187. Is it April 1st already? by telstar · · Score: 1

    When is Afghanistan's April Fools Day?

  188. Re:Hmm, sounds odd... by npongratz · · Score: 1

    And, do you really think that the majority of the US armed services would actually fire upon there own families?

    Most likely not. But they won't have to. NATO and UN "Peacekeeping" Forces will be more than happy to keep Swamp City (Washington DC) from "falling" to people who want nothing more than to keep the civil liberties guaranteed to them by the U.S. Constitution (and God, if you believe in Him).

    Hitler and Stalin knew best: you can't take away a person's rights without first taking away their only means of defense.

  189. Re:Not to sound like an asshole, but... by david614 · · Score: 1

    I get the point. No one has any right to comment on anyone's actions anywhere else, because we are not superior to them.

    OK.

    Real moral depth to this position. Ultra-radical relativism?

    By the way, you failed. You do sound like an asshole.

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  190. Re:I want you by Embedded+Geek · · Score: 1
    LOL

    Just promise to call me in the morning, OK?

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  191. Re:I thought the Osama South Park episode was bad. by darylb · · Score: 1

    Amen, brother. It's always good to know how "pop culture" is always the cause worth fighting for. What drivel.

  192. Re:Not to sound like an asshole, but... by defile · · Score: 2

    If you need to become a police state to enforce the law, then the law is unjust.

    ...and...

    Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.

    A few cliches aren't grounds for justifying war alone, but while we take "inalienable rights" for granted, the idea is very new and strange to undeveloped countries.

    What got us into this mess was that we used Afghanistan as a tool against the Soviet Union and then abandoned it once they were defeated. I think we have a moral responsibility to fix what we broke, at the very least.

  193. Disgusting by Ogerman · · Score: 5, Interesting

    To the operators of Slashdot:

    1.) Please remove this article at once. It is a filthy assortment of random lies and is an embarrassment to the /. community and the reputation of this site.

    2.) Please strongly consider firing Jon Katz for his lack of journalistic integrity. Better yet, decide via a Slashdot poll.

    3.) A major improvement to Slashcode would be a system by which readers can moderate the posting of articles on the main page.

    That being said, I am all for the overthrow of the Taliban regime and the restoration of the rights and freedoms of the Afghan people.

    1. Re:Disgusting by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 2
      To the operators of Slashdot:
      1.) Please remove this article at once. It is a filthy assortment of random lies

      Agreed, JonKatz is full of crap.

      and is an embarrassment to the /. community and the reputation of this site.

      "reputation" of /. ? :-)

      2.) Please strongly consider firing Jon Katz for his lack of journalistic integrity. Better yet, decide via a Slashdot poll.

      Naah, it won't work, they'll end up firing CowboyNeal.

      3.) A major improvement to Slashcode would be a system by which readers can moderate the posting of articles on the main page.

      That'd be pretty good, it'd be a useful tell-JonKatz-what-you-think feature, and it would help weed out inept AskSlashdots too.

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    2. Re:Disgusting by 0bjectiv3 · · Score: 1

      I would be interested in hearing some corroboration of your assertions. I'm sure it must pain you greatly to hear that something good has come of American foreign policy, and I'm as skeptical as the next guy, but you really need to support your claims. Otherwise, I think you'll be pigenholed as a knee-jerk naysayer.

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    3. Re:Disgusting by HoaryCripple · · Score: 1

      3.) A major improvement to Slashcode would be a system by which readers can moderate the posting of articles on the main page.

      See scoop. Great moderation system.

    4. Re:Disgusting by cadfael · · Score: 1
      If only we were so lucky to have a shred of journalistic integrity here. I also would (and have) suggested this be pulled, but I doubt it will. A retraction would be nice, but again, I have my doubts.


      Perhaps its time for the folks who run this site to learn about the word "Oops!" Seriously, this story should have been shot down once the people running /. saw the copy on the screen. We are very quick to slam technological errors by big business, so lets be honest enough to admit when we screw up. C'mon, Rob et al, lets get this crap out of here...

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    5. Re:Disgusting by CoolVibe · · Score: 1
      Well... are you suggesting Malda switches over to something like this? No. Although I question the truthfulness of this story as well, Slashdot should not become a scoop site. Signal11 would have a fit, and Rusty and Inoshiro would split their sides laughing :-)

      Although being able to rate an article would be nice, if you ask me.

      But there's always the option of filtering JKatz stories of course, you know the drill.

  194. What happens now... by The+Bungi · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The amount of drivel and backlash Katz stories generate here are just unbelievable, but even more astonishing is the "take-your-medicine-and-smile" attitude of /. towards this, shall we say, phenomena. No matter how much negative feedback a Katz story generates, he always gets front and center stage in this supposedly plural and open forum. While it is certainly possibly that /. is promoting the airing of different points of view by allowing him the amount of control he has over the editorial contents (and I don't say that lightly. How many of us get every single submission accepted?), in light of this I'm beginning to think that the /. folks see a Katz article as a sure ad revenue stream, at least for those of us that haven't pointed images.slashdot.com to 127.0.0.1. I might be wrong of course, but I'm at a loss to find any other explanation.

    This, however, should be the last straw. Please, pull John Katz off Slashdot. This story is ridiculous to the point of being scary. Katz has made an ass of himself - don't let him do the same thing to the site.

    This post will probably be modded down so as to sanitize the discussion (Off topic or Flamebait is anything that constructively criticizes Slashdot, along with the rest of the troll content), and so will many other that are trying to make a valid point. But just remember one thing:

    The Fine Print: The following comments are owned by whoever posted them. We are not responsible for them in any way.

    ... comes after the story.

  195. Re:Not to sound like an asshole, but... by FoulBeard · · Score: 2

    Well you could look at it from a different approach. If the Afghan women wanted freedom and equal rights that badly then they would have made more of a fuss about it. The people are responsible for the actions of their government. Repeat after me...

    A civilization is responsible for the actions of their government.

    If the people where feeling repressed then they would have done something about it by now. I'm sure there is a minority that is oppressed but if widescale oppression was rampart the the general populace would have done something about it long ago. Its not a popular view, but one I think runs true.

  196. Ever hear of Kent State? by RTHeath · · Score: 1

    It happened at Kent State not that long ago... You're correct that people may have a difficult time shooting at their own kids or siblings, but it has already been demonstrated that in the heat of the moment and in the right situation, there would be little hesitation to shoot somebody else's kid or sibling.

    1. Re:Ever hear of Kent State? by Associate · · Score: 1

      There's a big difference between shooting unarmed extemist youth and heavily armed good old boys. Not that killing either is right. A gun pointed back at you always makes you think twice about popping your head out.

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  197. For those that don't remember RFC 1149... by Nerftoe · · Score: 1

    For those that don't remember RFC 1149, it basically specifies a protocol for IP over avian carriers, CPIP (carrier pigeon internet protocol).

    There are details of of the first implentation of this protocol (including pictures) here...

    Funny Stuff.

  198. Re:Not to sound like an asshole, but... by Eccles · · Score: 2

    What you and I call "enslavement", Afghans call "respect".

    You can call a pile of bat guano filet mignon if you want to, but I'm still not going to eat it.

    Anyway, you can't even stop me from "enslaving" my wife if I lived next door to you, as long as I don't break any laws.

    Sure I can. I can choose to try and get her out of there, just like Harriet Tubman and the Underground Railroad did back when slavery was legal in this country. Did the law make slavery moral? Like hell.

    How can you expect to Americanize these people halfway across the globe?

    It seems to me like we've already started doing exactly that. "Americanize" is your term, not mine, but if you mean eliminating repression, yes, we already *have* done a lot of that.

    You have no rights not given to you by your nation of residence.

    Here we're getting into a terminology argument. As TJ wrote, we are "endowed with certain inalienable rights". As such, our government does not give us or take away rights, it can merely guarantee them or violate them. On the other hand, the Federalists gave an enumeration in the Bill of Rights. In that context, rights are specified in law. So talking about rights becomes a terminology discussion. I'd rather discuss moral/immoral.

    Do you agree that slavery, regardless of where it occurs, is immoral? If not, I posit you're a nihilist, and thus anything goes anyway; arguing we don't have a right to do X posits that there is a universal morality, which contradicts your assertion of localized morality.

    There has never been an election in Saudi Arabia either.

    Yup, and it's a pretty repressive place with immoral leaders. I would be morally right to free its people from such repression. That doesn't mean I have to throw my life away futilely. Just because you can't do something to stop immoral behavior doesn't make it moral, just unstoppable.

    Democracy is not for everyone.

    Just because we can't stop all repression doesn't mean we can't (or shouldn't) stop some, or pressuring governments to reduce repression.

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  199. Combat, Rage, and Service by Embedded+Geek · · Score: 1
    (Off topic, but...)

    Ironically, he never saw combat. He picked the Coastal Artillery for his specialty, never guessing that a little thing called an aircraft carrier would make big cannons on the beach obsolete. 'Spent the war in the Staes, itching for an invasion. Afterwards, he worked with a group that organized civilian governments to replace the ones the Nazis had left in Europe in all the towns. Briefly, he was also basically the postmaster for all of Europe (until the civilian postal services got rebuilt). Good administrator, but he always felt that it was the lack of combat duty that doomed him to colonel instead of the general's stars he felt he deserved.

    Unfortunately, he had more than enough rage to go around. He just vented it at family instead of the Enemy.

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    1. Re:Combat, Rage, and Service by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 2

      well, that's what I get for assuming things, sorry.

      But, look at most any military and the prime method of motivation is to take a not-so-thoughtful young person (why do you think they like them straight out of high school) and to feed them BS about how evil the enemy is, (I mean, inherently evil, not just opposed to us), and then give him a gun and tell him where to shoot. By the time you're done with your propaganda he's so enraged that he doesn't care about the enemy's culture or how they're just people like us that look different, he just wants to kill.

      Teaching diversity will alleviate this, except - surprise! - last generation's soldiers have kids, and they get taught at home not to believe any of that "tolerance crap". Fear of their parents keeps them from internalizing the values of globalism. For each war, repeat one iteration.

      When you have a war every generation, like we've had for the last 150 years or so, then a whole hell of a lot of intolerance gets passed down.
      Yes, I've seen it, I'm from the south.

      So, in the end the whole exercise of globalism is a waste of time, but I guess it's the thought that counts.

    2. Re:Combat, Rage, and Service by Embedded+Geek · · Score: 1
      No need to apologize - you made some very good points. I agree with you about the use of propoganda to "amp up" soldiers, especially green ones out of high school (although you have to wonder if the Internet and other information sources might be making them less green than they used to be).

      (Slightly off topic, but...) On the propoganda bit, have you ever read The Forever War by Joe Haldeman? It's a very transparent Vietnam analogy, but very, very good. At one point, the main character is subjected to subliminal conditioning/propoganda. As he's going into combat, he's subjected to these horrible images of the aliens eating babies and raping women and, even though logically he knows this is B.S. (our flesh is poison to them and why would they think our women were attractive?), he still believes it totally on an emotional level. A really disturbing idea, but it really gave me an appreciation as to how propoganda works (even though Haldeman wrapped it up in SF window dressing).

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  200. Hahah by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    While he was mailing me he was simultaneously watching some bootleg porn and downloading the new Britney Spears!

    Just so you know, it wasn't the music he was downloading, but Spears' genome. Once he figures out to hook up his C64 to the genetic recombinator he hid in the barn... well, let's just say he won't be needing to download so much porn.

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  201. No, I don't think the story is real either by nusuth · · Score: 2, Interesting

    But many of you seem to be missing a point. Taliban did not ban internet or any other tech toys at first, they did this banning thingies after they controlled much of the afganistan and only gradually after that. IIRC internet was one of the last things on the ban list (presumably it was not very accessible anyway)

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  202. No kidding by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    This article is just ludicrous! It's damn funny. What'll probably happen is that the story will be removed from the front page, like some of /.s other major fuckups. (like when Michel ripped on a distributed project to help cure cancer, because it was being run by a corporation (Intel), without even bothering to contact the people who actually wrote the software.)

    I started out liking Katz (read him on hotwired, that's actually how I found slashdot), but he seems to just get stupider and stupider.

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  203. I smell a hoax. by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 1

    Somebody out there must be busier than a one legged man in a butt kicking contest to be making up a hoax like this.

    This is a big hoax. Bigger even than the hoax about the MIT operating system Cesium that's supposed to contain year 3,000 technology that nobody on the same floor of that building ever heard of.

    On the other hand, can you give me his email address? I'd like to know how to watch movies on my Commodore.

  204. Cultural Narcotic by 4of12 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    People all over the planet fuss about whether this healthy and democratic or corrupting and dehumanizing,

    American culture is all of those things.

    The tidal wave of American culture is frightening and Borg like.

    As long as it is seen this way, reactionary forces will gain support from the many who watch with despair as traditional culture and values developed over many centuries are replaced within a generation with what comes over satellite television from America.

    It's too bad we're incapable of giving the Afghans freedom, democracy and human rights without simultaneously injecting a huge dose of consumerism laced with appeals to lust and violence.

    Oh well, I suppose I can't fault the rest of the world for falling into the same traps that my fellow Americans have for decades. Don't like it? Don't watch it.

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  205. Re:Hmm, sounds odd... by AndroidCat · · Score: 3, Insightful

    They have the technology to follow me around from a satellite if they want, but why would they? They've got bigger fish to fry.

    That's the point, with new technology they can fry all the fish. Traffic analysis, vacuum cleaner information gathering. Collect them all, and let the database sort them out.

    Here's the kind of thing that could happen: Intellegence could find out that I've gotten copies made at BestCopy in Toronto (credit card) which was connected with Bin Laden, Bonk! My security risk karma gets a +1. So more automatic tests get run. Maybe I made a phone call to the next-door neighbour of a gun-runner, Bonk! I've mentioned gun-powder on Usenet, Bonk! I associate with the notorious Keith Henson, charged with threatening $cientology with weapons of mass-distruction, Bonk! And so it goes... Wider and wider searches that find possible and maybe connections.

    The trouble with systems that collect everything is that there will be a temptation to automatically create profiles, and if it's not done right, some innocent person's security risk karma could max out -- and we're weakening the rules on innocent until proven guilty.

    Sounds it sounds paranoid, but security agencies are paranoid by nature, and have to look at possibles and maybes.

    If you want an excellent look at what a paranoid "knows everything" system would be like, the best I've read is Sam Hall by Poul Anderson. Hard to find short story, but well worth the search!

    Luckly I paid cash at BestCopy so they'll never know ... DOH!

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  206. Intensely hate foreigners, including USA by peter303 · · Score: 2

    They will tolerate USA interference for a short while to drive out the greater evil. Stay too long, and they'll be shooting at US soldiers too.

    They intensely hate the foreign components of the Taliban. Arabs and Pakistani Taliban who couldn't escape were summarily executed. Only Afgan Taliban were are being imprisoned.

  207. Let's all pitch in and get poor Junis his iPod by Sand_Man · · Score: 1

    It should be real easy. You all just send me $100 each, and I will make sure he gets it, then you all get 10 of your friends to send a $100 to you and........

    I am sure Junis will be posting hear soon, since he "is mesmerized by open source and Slashdot," and I am sure he will rally to Jon's defense and prove that this isn't a hoax.

    Jeez Jon, get that fish hook outa yo' mouth.

  208. Re:Hmm, sounds odd... by Doomdark · · Score: 1

    ... and "Indenpendence Day". What a crappy movie. :-/

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  209. Have you considered... by bogusflow · · Score: 1

    That maybe the kid sent the email from a friend's PC (or a 'community' PC of sorts), and that the fact that he kept his Commodore hidden is only tangential to the story? As far as Net access is concerned, I've read stories of Taliban members who have (had?) satellite TV, CD players, you name it. Look at the New Republic from a week or two ago, there's a story that mentions a Talib with loads of contraband at home.

    Hey I hide my Commodore from my wife, so I can relate!

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  210. Where's the Original Email? by rusti999 · · Score: 1

    Instead of rephrasing the content, why not post the original email, including the header? It will be interesting to see how the email is actually routed.

  211. re: I'm not a criminal... by RTHeath · · Score: 1
    Basically, only people who were doing shady things to begin with lost freedom. I'm not a criminal so I don't give a shit if they have the right to wiretap all my phones - I'll never give them a reason to

    It's a lot easier to give up freedoms than achieve them, and once Big Brother's done with the terrorists, they'll be looking for a new enemy. And THEY define what a criminal is! Like a puff of sensi after a hard week's work? Sure you don't have any stray MP3's around that you didn't pay for? Maybe installed one too many copies of Windblows someplace without buying one CD per machine?

    Be careful when you say "I'm not a criminal" or "My government doesn't care about me."

    First they came for the Jews
    and I did not speak out
    because I was not a Jew.
    Then they came for the Communists
    and I did not speak out
    because I was not a Communist.
    Then they came for the trade unionists
    and I did not speak out
    because I was not a trade unionist.
    Then they came for me
    and there was no one left
    to speak out for me.

    -- Pastor Martin Niemöller

  212. Re:As someone living in south florida by daviddennis · · Score: 2

    (I could have sworn I wrote a response to this, but it appears to have vanished, or perhaps I forgot to hit submit while at home).

    I suppose it wasn't actually South Florida, but Central. I was going down the West Coast from Tampa to the Everglades and heard virtually nothing but preachers.

    In another Florida trip, I inhabited Palm Beach Gardens, went to Miami every weekend, and really loved it. I have to admit that I really loved the high-energy atmosphere in Miami, especially when tempered by the occasional Everglades boat trip. A cool place to live indeed.

    D

  213. bin laden VS. bill gates : the political cartoon by mozkill · · Score: 1

    bin laden VS. bill gates : the political cartoon

    just thought it was a good idea. it sorta combines certain social issues in the US.

    who really controls our country? the most powerful person in the US may not be George Bush... it is very likely Bill Gates. a cartoon such as this would bring the Microsoft DoJ case into a different light and possibly be a good example of what the Taliban hated about the US.

    just a thought.

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  214. Re:Not to sound like an asshole, but... by Computer! · · Score: 1



    I agree that there is an objective morality (God). I do not, however believe that a nation of people which has totally eliminated any objectivity, morality, or mention of either in popular culture and government has any right to tell an entire race how to treat its women. You mention Federalists, Bills of Rights, etc, etc, apparently unaware that all of those concepts are govermental, not moral. Make the argument that governments have any moral responsibility, and /.'ers would jump all over you, citing that their "civil liberties" are under assault. I happen to agree that if injustice is happening somewhere, it should be stopped. Our national power grants us a national responsibility. Unfortunately, by stepping in to this situation, we affect how millions practice their religion. This is not our job. Hell, for all we know, we might not even be right. You cannot judge other nations based on the standards of your own. Slavery was wrong in America, therefore it was abolished. Abolished, I might add, last of all industrialized nations. This was not done by an occupying force from Europe, educating us heathens, but by an act of law, written and ratified right here in the USA. If those people want change, they'll get it. If they don't, they need to be left alone so that no one feels obligated to crash airplanes into anything.


    Yup, and it's a pretty repressive place with immoral leaders.


    Says you! If the Saudi people are happy that way, leave them be. The last time they were modernized, they formed a radical Muslim group called the Taliban, and that fucking sucked.

    We are not superheroes ridding the world from anything we find distasteful. We are just another powerful country. When the Soviets tried to do what you suggest (ridding the world of injustice), we pointed nukes at them. Our capitalist society was just as offensive to them as the Afghani way of life is to us.

    Just because we can't stop all repression doesn't mean we can't (or shouldn't) stop some, or pressuring governments to reduce repression.

    Everyone does not have to think and live like we do. Democracy in this form hasn't really been around long enough to establish it as the de facto standard for governing everyone. In fact, fewer people live under democracy than don't. Pressuring governments pisses them off, although you already know that. The Dutch don't pressure us to legalize drugs, do they? France doesn't ask us to put titties on billboards. Anyway, dead horse.

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  215. Re:Not to sound like an asshole, but... by Computer! · · Score: 1

    Good point there, and thanks. Apparently my post was both Flamebait and Overrated, which when scored at 1 is hard to believe.

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  216. Re:Not to sound like an asshole, but... by Computer! · · Score: 1

    I get the point. No one has any right to comment on anyone's actions anywhere else, because we are not superior to them.

    Actually, I guess you didn't get the point. You can comment all you want, because this is America, Land of the Free and all that. What you can't do is go over there, and make them act a certain way, like they're our little children. You do not have to agree with their belief system, but if you don't respect it, well, I guess nothing really. But you should. It's the way of life of almost a billion people.

    Also, calling someone an asshole online is easy and small.

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  217. I think this is how it actually went by zoombah · · Score: 1

    Some British dude does the following: freebsd-box$ telnet smtp.wackybritisp.net Connecting to smtp.wackybritisp.net 220 smtp.wackybritisp.net ESMTP MAIL FROM:&ltjunis@afghanistan.af&gt 250 OK RCPT TO:&ltkatz@morons.slashdot.org&gt 250 OK DATA 354 go ahead Hello Mr. Jon Katz. I am from Afghanistan, and you and your country have just liberated me. I am very in much liking your news stories. I love your journalistic style and am predicting that it will be the most popular in my country. I am wondering if you are able to send me apple ipod. Please send it to London, for my mail is being routed from London, to Islamabad, to Afghanistan. You are god of open source ^C freebsd-box$ lynx http://www.slashdot.org (breaks out into laughter)

  218. Re:Hmm, sounds odd... by aka-ed · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Katz has been trolled. Or else he's trolling us. Kabul does not have electric power, let alone "Baywatch" or, god forbid, "Temptation Island."

    It's ridiculous that Katz should take this at face value, or that /. editors would pass this on without comment. The minor effort required to check even one of the outlandish "facts" in this piece would have been worth some effort.

    This is really sad. I've been after Katz to look at his journalistic basics since the day he decided that ABC TV was "wrong" when they used a hidden camera, wielded by a paid undercover operative, to show Red Lion supermarkets selling rotten meat.

    He claimed that it was "unethical" to get a job at Red Lion with a falsified job app, even if you already knew potentially lethal poison was being sold to people.

    At the time he was celebrating a decision (later overturned) that would have hog-tied such investigative practices.

    He doesn't understand the basic debt that a journalist owes his readers, and probably never will. One can only hopes that he takes this embarassment as a lesson.

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  219. CIA factbook is a problematic source by absurd_spork · · Score: 5, Informative

    I wouldn't rely on information from the CIA World Factbook too much. The problem is mainly that it relies heavily on government sources. You can see this when you compare, for example, the literacy ratings for various countries. Most ex-Soviet countries are listed with 99 or near 99 percent, for example, which is a relic from Soviet times where they claimed the literacy rate to be 100%; they do have excellent literacy, but it's not quite that excellent. Now what sources did they have for Afghanistan? Do they list them anywhere? Are they credible?

    Another problem is that some figures are pretty difficult to estimate. Consider "Internet users", for example. For Uzbekistan, for example, it lists 42 ISPs and 7500 Internet users. How on earth did they get that number? What constitutes an "Internet user"? How do they count Internet cafés which are really widespread in the cities of poorer countries, for example? Is an Internet café a single Internet user, or do they count the 100 or 200 regular café users individually? In the first case, the figure means nothing at all, in the second, it's plain wrong from personal experience.

    Also, you never know precisely when they collected their data, which, in telecommunications or computing, does make quite a bit of a difference.

    In general, be as careful with the CIA factbook as with any other source. In spite of the label, it does not only contain accurate facts, and the label "CIA" does not necessarily imply correctness of information.

    1. Re:CIA factbook is a problematic source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yes, I would agree. the factbook also claims a literacy rate of 97% for adult US citizens, whereas in the last presidential race, candidates agreed that this rate was only at about 80%. Not that this proves anything, but you get the idea...

  220. Re:Not to sound like an asshole, but... by Computer! · · Score: 1

    If not, I posit you're a nihilist, and thus anything goes anyway; arguing we don't have a right to do X posits that there is a universal morality, which contradicts your assertion of localized morality.

    Ah hah! I just got this. You're a smart guy. Smart, and wrong. Here's the deal: belief in an objective Right does not necessarily translate into belief in America being the clearinghouse for everything that's OK. In fact, most of us theists believe that what makes morality possible is the free will that allows us to choose Right over Wrong. At the least, you have to agree that free will makes morality more powerful. So: I do believe in objective right. I do not, however believe that America's version is the one the world should live by.

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  221. About Commodores... by 2nd+Post! · · Score: 2

    Commodore PCs ran as high as 486-66s.

    Install a bastard Pentium Overdrive, and you have a 100 to 120MHz machine, *maybe*, possibly.

    Bump up the ram to 32mb... and you can install Windows95. You can trivially install Linux.

    You can play mp3s, if barely, on a 486. You can play mpeg1 movies on a Pentium, but it would drop frames and take a bit of space. On the other hand, if they have low res low quality version, maybe it's not a big deal anyway.

  222. Re:Hmm, sounds odd... by Nykon · · Score: 1

    the same theory worked quite nicely against the brittish ;)

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  223. Story Validity by thejetman1 · · Score: 1

    The story does have some things correct (ie. about video rentals, music etc.), but does seem to leave some room for wondering about the energy source used for the computer, and the type of computer, and the connection speed to just go and download movies and druel over Apples Web site, and the frequency of e-mails received from the Afghan geek to the Slashdot editor. I think the way everyone on the board could know is if the Afghan geek posted a message on one of his favorite sites (Slashdot), and then we could trace the domain by looking at e-mail information back to Afghanistan. Of course, this isn't to say that this couldn't be replicated, but not without some research.

  224. Re:Not to sound like an asshole, but... by alienmole · · Score: 3, Insightful
    What business is it of ours how women are treated in Afghanistan?

    It may not be any business of yours, but I'm making it my business. You can try to stop me, but you won't do so with words.

    If your only issue is whether the people in these places want change, that's an easy question to answer: they do, go visit one of these countries sometime and ask.

    If you were truly correct that the people in these societies liked the conditions they lived under, it would be a different matter. The fact is, though, most of them don't; however, brutal police states, corrupt governments, and lack of resources stops most of them from doing anything about it.

    I've travelled and lived in Africa, and travelled in the Middle East, and what you often see is similar to what used to happen in the Soviet Union: people do the things people do anyway, if they can get away with it, but they do it underground and at serious risk to their lives and freedom. You may not care about this, but having lived in environments like this, I do.

    And, despite your belief that "putting our nose in somebody else's business" got us into this, one can make a credible argument for the opposite being true: the U.S. has remained too hands-off in its foreign policy, only getting involved when it has a clear, direct strategic interest in a particular situation. The reasons for this foreign policy date back to World War II and Vietnam. However, this may not be in the the US's own interest. It means that from the point of view of people in other countries, US involvement is capricious and unpredictable, leading to resentment when the US does or doesn't get involved in a situation where others think it should or shouldn't.

    A policy based more clearly on things like human rights interest could actually go a long way towards improving America's reputation in the rest of the world, and would not necessarily cost significantly more money, since America could certainly get international backing and cooperation for such a policy.

  225. Re: I'm not a criminal... by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 1

    I don't know whether to laugh or cry. We're not being liquidated in gas chambers over here, you know.

    Here's my philosophy.

    When I become a criminal (when they define my behavior as criminal or I commit a criminal act), then I will take appropriate measures to defend myself from persecution if wrongfully accused, or I'll accept responsibility if I get caught fair and square. I only trust myself to defend myself, and I'm not just talking about legal representation. If I can't defend myself, I've only got myself to blame and haven't been let down by anyone else's incompetence.

  226. Something MSNBC said... by twistah · · Score: 1

    I remember around the time the Taliban was knockign down statues of Buddha, news came out that they "banned the Internet", and MSNBC (or some other major news outlet) thought this was amusing because no Internet connections exist anywhere exist, unless you're very close to borders with other countries. Come on, Katz. "Gamers and coders hiding PCs"? Yeah, right.

  227. It's kind of exciting.... by gruntvald · · Score: 1

    ... till you think about it for a bit, and then realize it's completely dumb. Who's his ISP? Afghanistan On Line ?How did he know katz current email address? How did he know about /. ? What a comlete crock of absurdity...

  228. Morality is not globally valid by andkaha · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Mankind is my business, and yours too. Enslave someone *anywhere*, and I have the moral right to stop you. Morality does not stop at national borders.

    It's not as simple as that. Do you have the right to e.g. punish someone that thinks he/she is doing the right thing, no matter what organisation, religion or culture that person belongs to?

    You don't have the right to force someone to do (or don't do) something unless that other person "agrees" (has the same cultural, religious or ethnic backround, or lives in the same country and abides to the same laws).

    I think things like for example the U.N. declaration of the human rights are good things, but some other things don't simply have global validity. You take them for granted, like double glased windows, central heating, universities without fees, and taking your shoes off when going indoors (I'm a Swede), but everyone else does not. You can't enforce things like that, not even the U.N. declaration of human rights, on anyone.

    Enforcing a way of life upon someone is wrong. It is a violation of the integrity of the other person. It is denying everything that the other person is.

    I'm not saying it's wrong to stop people hurting each other. I'm saying it's way wrong to call it your moral right to do so, because morality is not global.

    And don't forget: The conflict in Aghanistan exists because of American foreign policy, because of economics, because of oil. Prove me wrong.

    5000 people is a small prise to pay to ensure that ones interests in the middle east are not jeopardised. Don't come talking about moral, because moral is nothing.

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    1. Re:Morality is not globally valid by andkaha · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm 28, and you're a troll, but I'm replying nontheless.

      You're a flaming asshole who eats marshmallows for supper.

      No I'm not flaming. I'm pointing out stuff that can and should be viewed in another perspective if one only cares to think for a while. What I was "flaming" about was the fact that the OP (you? I didn't really take note of who wrote it) assumed that he/she had some kind of moral right towards people with a totally different way of thinking.

      I haven't had marshmallows for ages. Too much sugar. And I don't have supper, I have dinner.

      So you're saying it was okay to kill 5000 people in the world trade center because morals are a relative thing?

      Nope, I'm not saying that it's okay to kill 5000 people. I'm saying that the U. S. of A. is using the relatively small number of deaths in the WTC crash (and in terrorist attacks generally) as a means of expanding their economical influence in (and gain from) the middle eastern region. It's all economics. That's how countries work, and it doesn't have anything to do with moral.

      There are other causes of death, some of which are directly sponsored by large industries (guns, tobacco, cars and oil), that are far more common than death by terrorist attack. The sad thing is that these other causes are all "normal" and "acceptable" due to them being part of the American way of life.

      I'm also saying that the people who did the flying and they who did the planning of the WTC crash were "right". They thought they were right in just the same way as most Americans apparantly [we are told] thinks it's correct to bomb the living daylights out of Afghanistan and it's people. They would probably say, just as you are, that they had the "moral right" to do it.

      Hey, I hope you get cancer. That's not wrong, because morals are all relative, and I believe that the good of the many makes it imperative that we pray to jesus, buddah, and allah that you get some horrible degenerative disease.

      Did you say I was flaming? :-) Are you assuming that I am religious in any way? I'm an anarchist, I believe in my right to express myself and to think whatever thoughts I want. I don't believe in being opressed by imaginary entities.

      People who do good in this world have a really strong moral compasses and understand the difference between right and wrong.

      Sorry, but that is totally wrong.

      People that do good doesn't need to know a thing about what's right and what's wrong for anyone. Only you can decide what's right for you.

      I say to you "Grow up and join the human race".

      It's a species, not a race. And I'm already part of it, thank you.

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    2. Re:Morality is not globally valid by Tony-A · · Score: 1

      You are both very right.
      Enforcing a way of life upon someone is wrong. It is a violation of the integrity of the other person. It is denying everything that the other person is.
      There is a delicate balance there somewhere, and I am not Solomon.

    3. Re:Morality is not globally valid by Wendel+T.+Shaggy · · Score: 1

      The problem is that, as usual, the real situation lies somewhere in between the two extreme views being put forth here.

      Morality can neither be completely relative nor completely fixed. There are morals to which most people would ascibe (rape is bad), there are those on which thinking people can disagree (euthanasia or abortion is bad), and things that most people would agree is not a moral question at all (shoes in the house - actually not that uncommon in Swedish households if you happen to be a guest...) I would posit that slavery is universally bad. I would further posit that the plight of women in Afghanistan consitutes slavery.

      The problem here is that we tend to frame the discussion of the abridgement of women's rights as an issue of "culture" and not one of human rights. What would be unthinkable to support if the distinction were one of race, we tacitly accept if it is a function of gender. Try this on for size - "All blacks may not drive, hold jobs, visit doctors, or appear in public without the presence of white keeper. When in public they may not show their faces, nor any other body part, save the hands. Blacks may not be educated. Failure to follow these rules will result in physical punishment or death." Worse than apartheid, frankly, which received significant world condemnation. Yet, now if we replace black/white with woman/man, it somehow becomes a cultural issue, and not a moral issue on which all can agree. I personally find that very sad.

      The point on the American Cultural/Economic Hegemony (tm) angle is a red herring. Independent of what the US does, it is still our obligation to comment and act upon clear issues of moral right or wrong (as I would say slavery is, whether of blacks or women). We can also have an opinion on whether the actions we or others take in response to moral outrages is appropriate. That is the right forum for discussion the US activities in abroad.

      BTW, you mention that forcing a way of life on someone else is wrong. I agree wholeheartedly - but I include the women as well. If I could truly know that every Afghani woman wanted that life, I would be satisfied. Absent clear evidence, however, I say "Give them the freedom to choose!" If they then choose the life behind the veil, so be it.

    4. Re:Morality is not globally valid by deathscythe257 · · Score: 2
      'Come back and post when you get a little older, and have experienced the world.'
      If you can be 35 and president... 28 is probably a pretty good age to have experienced the world. A majority of people are married and have kids by 28. Your post doesn't make any sense.

      'dinner - The chief meal of the day,'
      The reality is that dinner and supper are used popularly as synonyms. The difference in which one you use comes from your environment... the area you grew up in, your relatives, where you live now, etc. That is this 'young' man's point.

      'its real cute to follow a fringe polity when you are a kid and don't have a responsibility to others.'
      Anarchy is completely about responsibility to others. Without everyones complete support and responsibility to others, anarchy would not work- there is no governing official to put people to jail or death for doing something immoral. And it's not about being 'cute'. When you are young and idealistic you see things you want to change, and in order to do so join radical movements and protest. They may or may not change something, but at least they try. If you were never young and idealistic, there is no way that you would understand this because you probably grew up with right wing ideologies and inherently disagree with leftists. If you were, then you're a sell-out now and you should try and remember how important it was to you back in the day when you went on civil-rights walks or protested the Viet-Nahm war, or worked on campaign finance reform...

      And that definition of race... where did you get it? How many times does a general word have a specific definition.. let's think... i look up race- humans considered as a group is one of the definitions... hmm. Wouldn't that be under Human race??? did you ever look up cartoon and get 'japanese animation as a group'??? no. because that's not the definition.

      But the main argument here is that what is moral to one group is not to another. Look at Texas vs. California... it is moral in texas to use the death penalty, but not in California. It is as simple as that. morality is not a black or white definite answer. and if you never question your own moralities there is something wrong with you.

    5. Re:Morality is not globally valid by andkaha · · Score: 1
      The problems in Afghanistan pre-date widespread use of oil, and pre-date the times that the US even really had a foreign policy.

      You're partly right. Afganistan has had problems for quite some time. But the current U.S. involvment with Aghanistan is due to the U.S. being afraid that the countries around the Persian Gulf will turn againts them and remove their access to the precious oil. The U.S. have been looking for a reason to get rid of the talibans since they took control of Afghanistan, and this crash happened to be the perfect reason to finally do it. The want to get rid of the talibans because they might influence Pakistan and other countries closer to the Gulf, turning them against the U.S.

      But they don't even have to turn counties agains the U.S. It would be bad enough if they managed to somehow unite the "arab countries". One big united arab state would be very bad indeed for the U.S.

      Would 5000 Swedes be a small price, or are you just another bigot?

      At least try to think outside the box.

      Of course you, or anyone, think 5000 of your own kind are 5000 too many, no matter if your kind happens to be Swedes or people from North America. What I'm saying is that to your country (particularly to your country), to the industries and to the system that makes everything go tick tock, 5000 people and some billion bucks are not very much. It's a small price to pay to keep everything ticking.

      And if you have no sense of morals, I don't despise you. I pity you your empty life.

      Thanks for your concern, but I know enough about moral to know moral is something you can't assume you know anything too much about. My life has so far been very interesting indeed.

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    6. Re:Morality is not globally valid by Computer! · · Score: 2

      Let me start out by saying that your post is well written, and I liked reading it, even though I disagree with a lot. Your example is powerful, and forces me to say something very unpopular, but accepted deep-down as true by everyone:

      Women and men are different, and have different social and biological capacities

      I know, I know, now I'm a chauvenist. Before you get mad, just look at our society: Women are allowed to wear skirts to work, men are not. Men are allowed to go topless on the street, women are not (except in some parts of California, but I'm pretty sure that there's a part of California that lets you do anything you want). Women get maternity leave, men do not. I'm not making a judgement on who's better, just stating something obvious, which many people seem to forget. In every religon on Earth more than a couple hundred years old, women function in a different capacity than men. Their ability to directly reproduce has allowed them certain priveleges and come with no small consequences. There are some (myself included) that would argue that America's women's movement has done as much harm as good to the status of women, and the place of both men and women in the family. Many think that this recent movement has contributed largely to the breakup of the family unit altogether. As people, our primary function is to form families and raise children. This is true on a much deeper level than the social one. It is a biological necessity for maintaining the species. With all this importance placed on reproduction, is it that suprising that different genders have different roles in society?

      I don't think it would be a lot of fun to have to wear restrictive clothing, sure. On the other hand, it's probably not all that great when your mom is only 13 years older than you, and you don't know who your dad is. The Afghans are merely observing a millenia-old cultural distinction that seems extreme to us because we have the WNBA.

      it is still our obligation to comment and act upon clear issues of moral right or wrong (as I would say slavery is, whether of blacks or women).

      See, you kill yourself in the parentheses. I agree that owning another person is wrong. I do not believe that being devoted to your spouse is wrong. Who wins? You, because you have a jet bomber and read left-to-right? Bullshit. I say neither of us win, and the Afghanis figure it out for themselves.

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    7. Re:Morality is not globally valid by andkaha · · Score: 2
      Come back and post when you get a little older, and have experienced the world.

      Now, this is getting personal, and I'm truly sorry about that. I just want to say that at age 28, I believe that I have had quite a lot of experience of the world. I am now, for example, as far from my birth place as I can possibly get without leaving the ground.

      I don't care what they thought. I don't even care if I am wrong. If someone kills 5,000 of my countrymen, I am going to demand justice.

      Sure you will. And the U.S. is going to sentence a lot of people, innocent and guilty, to death and to prison, because of public opinion. And other people, both guilty and innocent will go free, but have their lifes severly crippled by the restrictions that the U.S. will put on what they can do, what they may say and where they may go, because of public opinion.

      Public opinion is what the media delivers. It's the same in all countries. The interesting bits are those that fails to reach the TV screen.

      Have you ever wondered why it's so important to show crying mothers, dead babies, broken families and brave firefighters on TV? It's important so that you, the person watching the TV, thinks it's right to act against "the ones that did it". It's important to keep the citizens on the correct line of thought so that they don't stop their government from doing the morally correct thing.

      Of course you want justice. After all, you are a good citizen.

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  229. What should be required to back up a story? by StaticLimit · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I certainly wouldn't mind seeing some evidence, but I do think that in general, the Katz series of articles tend to be designed more towards provoking debate and seeding ideas than toward investigative reporting. It's a piece about the power of technology, not a master's thesis on broadband in Kabul with footnotes. I may be too trusting, but I don't think that Jon presents an entirely implausable scenario. How could this be proven if it were in fact true? Would email message headers do it? I doubt it.

    The way I see it, sufficient proof would be full email headers, substantiating email from each member of the forwarding chain, photos of the much ballyhoo'd Commodore (preferably playing a downloaded copy of The Phantom Edit), and ISP records proving that movies could be (and had been) downloaded on the outskirts of Kabul. Or alternatively, I guess a video interview with the dude in Afganistan might suffice, though it's not like Jon can just hop on a flight to Kabul (unless he enlists in the special forces ;).

    Frankly, that's a pretty heavy burden of evidence to place on any journalist and especially here on Slash-(We'll post obvious product advertising literature sent from company email addresses)-dot. I'd be curious what sort of evidentiary standard reporters are generally held to at upstanding newspapers and magazines.

    Screw on-topic! Let's start a thread...
    What is reasonably required to back up a journalist's story? And especially here on Slashdot (Katz, Taco, rest-of-crew feel free to chime in [unlikely]... or mod down [more likely])

    - StaticLimit

    1. Re:What should be required to back up a story? by alienmole · · Score: 2
      Frankly, that's a pretty heavy burden of evidence to place on any journalist and especially here on Slash-(We'll post obvious product advertising literature sent from company email addresses)-dot.

      You're confusing issues here. Katz is claiming something factual, which I'm questioning based on apparent contradictions in allegedly factual statements he made. The posting of links to undigested press releases on /. is not making a false claim about facts, especially if the editor simply quotes and attributes a submission. If Katz had actually quoted some or all of the email in question, that would have gone a long way towards at least allowing some determination of its likely authenticity. Basically, as it stands, we have to trust Katz to have correctly assessed whether or not this was a hoax. Having read some of Katz's writings, I don't have sufficient faith in his critical thinking abilities to trust his assessment, given the limited solid information he provided.

      I'd be curious what sort of evidentiary standard reporters are generally held to at upstanding newspapers and magazines.

      Perhaps the fact that you're not familiar with this sort of thing is why we're having this discussion. Upstanding news sources have professional fact-checkers and editors on staff, who are alert for basic issues like the ones we're discussing here - suspicious and contradictory facts based on a tenuous source - and much more - things like etiquette, proper attribution, corroborating evidence, consistency, etc. Real journalists certainly have to deal with hoaxes, and that's one of the things that fact-checkers deal with.

      Of course, it goes without saying that /. has no such formal process, beyond the individual efforts of the editors who post stories. Katz in particular suffers badly from not having an editor or fact-checker going over his work, and he really isn't good enough to go it alone. In fact, the only piece I ever read by Katz which I thought was well done was in Brill's Content, a (now-defunct?) print magazine, in which I am almost certain Katz was edited, possibly quite heavily. Either that, or he had to stick to a length constraint, and the discipline must have been good for him.

  230. Ya know by Vegeta99 · · Score: 1

    It's things like this - "No computers on pain of death" that make the US seem slightly better. It's also things like this that make the Taliban even worse.

  231. Internet in Afghanistan by JSR+$FDED · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I won't comment on the nature of the email itself, which is obviously a hoax (and a bad one at that), but I am in contact with a friend who's been in Peshawar for a little over six months now, so I thought I could shed some light on some of the questions that the thread generated. She's been sending me regular reports (about once a month) about her life there, and of course, the topic has greatly changed since 9/11.

    She was evacuated to Pakistan for a few weeks and she's now back in Peshawar, where she works for an ONG.

    The Internet exists in Afghanistan, and the Talibans could never eradicate it completely. There are a limited number of Internet cafes in University Town (very deserted right now but this will change when Torkham opens again). The sessions are very cheap (about 20 roupies) and the bandwidth is of course very limited, but they seem to offer the minimal needed to send emails.

    A lot of the Internet cafes have booths and are mostly used for porn, as are some of the few movie theaters left open. In those, the beginning of the movie is usually Taliban-related and it switches after a few minutes to the juicy stuff.

    That's it for now, I can elaborate if there's interest.

  232. Re:Not to sound like an asshole, but... by Computer! · · Score: 1

    If your only issue is whether the people in these places want change, that's an easy question to answer: they do, go visit one of these countries sometime and ask.

    No! I won't go around taking surveys on people's happiness worldwide! This is getting ridiculous. The Taliban is gone. People have shaved their beards and dug up their TVs. Great. You'll notice that women still cover themselves head-to-foot, and don't leave the house alone. This is true of many mid-east countries, and several Asian ones as well. We cannot go around "correcting" other people's religious beliefs! My point was not wether or not they would rather live that way. Most Catholics would rather do a lot of fun stuff. That doesn't mean such practices fit within their moral standards, or those of their peers.

    the U.S. has remained too hands-off in its foreign policy, only getting involved when it has a clear, direct strategic interest in a particular situation.

    Yeah, no shit. My mom had a saying: "choose your battles". This is nothing new in U.S. foriegn policy, just like it's nothing new in parenting or business. Many would argue that this attitude is what's let us become as powerful as we are today. No one sees this as capricious. Everyone knows we bitch about civil rights, and fight over oil. The reason countries even expect our help is because of our hands-on policies of the past. Why doesn't anyone get upset at Denmark for staying out of their business? Because they always do! They're Denmark!

    A policy based more clearly on things like human rights interest could actually go a long way towards improving America's reputation in the rest of the world,[...]

    You mean the tiny portion of the world that hasn't already moved here. Everyone wants to be American. Our reputation is bad because we insist on meddling in other people's religious belief systems, when we don't even have one. That irony has not been lost on the Eastern world.

    [...]since America could certainly get international backing and cooperation for such a policy.

    Not in your wildest dreams. The last time we got international backing for anything (before 9/11) was when the Axis Powers were kicking ass worldwide. Russia never even declared war on Japan until both bombs had decimated the island. 3 years after Pearl Harbor. The problem is that every country has different ideas on what makes human rights. Unless you'd like to usher in an Orwellian World Government, we need to start leaving this stuff alone.

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  233. It's possible..... by JumpyMonkey · · Score: 1

    http://msnbc.com/news/660540.asp

  234. Re:Not to sound like an asshole, but... by WhiteWolf666 · · Score: 1

    You have my vote:)
    Mod this parent up as insightful

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  235. Broadband in Kabul? by spike+hay · · Score: 1

    Jeez, this guy was downloading MP3's and movies with his broadband connection in Kabul a few years ago? I only got my broadband a few months ago. What a gyp!

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  236. Propaganda by Minix · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So the `story' is `metaphoric' or `symbolic', is it? No, it's not. It's bullshit. It's been professionally prepared to influence your opinions, feelings and reactions, and its intended effect is to pacify you while you're being repressed in your own country, it is only peripherally about Afghanistan.

    Firstly, I would just like to congratulate the author: this story is the most transparent example of propaganda I've been privileged to see.
    Something over a million people are at risk of starvation in Afghanistan because of the US' air invasion but little Timmy has never had it so good because of the magic of western technology and baywatch?

    The intent of whoever writes propaganda is to appeal to our prejudices (technology good, food is something you get out of the fridge.) In this case, we are distracted from any issues that we might conceivably do something about. Its overt project here is to pacify the readers.

    In that first aim, it has largely failed: good propaganda hooks straight into deeply held beliefs and anxieties, and bypasses the critical faculties, it seeks a direct emotional effect, which in this case (due to the overdeveloped critical faculties of computer weenies) it has not directly achieved.

    Look at the subtext, though, look at what's not being said directly, think of it as a fable, or a just-so story: ``Technology thrives even through the most repressive regime. Little Timmy kept the spirit of innovation and connectedness alive even through 5 years of political and social repression.''

    Consider, for a moment, that you geeks in the US, and probably we geeks on the periphery, are witnessing exactly the kind of erosion of civil liberties that the Taliban would approve of, and in the same cause (godless heathens at the gates, pull the wagons in a circle, accept arbitrary rule to preserve your culture.)

    Consider the buried message in this piece of propaganda: If little Timmy could survive the Taliban by burying his C64 in chickenshit, then surely *I* can survive the radical restrictions of a US at `war', the GW Putsch, the suppression of free speech, by just keeping my head down - burying my processing power under the warm pile of steaming chickenshit which is JKatz's story.

    Hell, I can even download porn and videos under martial law. Good deal! Where do I sign?

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  237. another example by kpeerless · · Score: 1

    of Katz's rich fantasy life. However... when you're dreaming these gems up for us Katz, try to make it a little believable.

    ergo... the Taliban was barely out of town when the dude and his friends were out in the chicken house digging up the floorboards...

    Spare me. Most of the goddam HOUSES in Afghanistan don't have boards on the floor for chrissake.

    Check out CNN agsin Katz... DESERT! ROCK! NO TREES! Sheesh! Geeks!

  238. In additional amusing news by NeuroManson · · Score: 3, Funny

    It turns out that the "plans" for nuclear (read 'Nukular' in Bushspeek) weapons they discovered in Taliban hideouts may have been based on a scientific parody magazine (and subsequently distributed via the internet):

    http://www.villagevoice.com/issues/0147/ridgeway 2. php

    WASHINGTON, D.C.-Suddenly, Al Qaeda doesn't look so smart. Just
    yesterday, a Times of London reporter found a cache of plans, left in
    a Kabul home as the Taliban retreated, that included notes for making
    a thermonuclear device. The papers sent a chill through the Western
    world, since they appeared to indicate sophisticated designs for an
    atom bomb.

    Now the online Daily Rotten says at least part of those documents
    photographed by the Times are taken verbatim from a "semi-famous"
    pseudo-document that has been circulating on the Internet for years.
    It's a reprint of a scientific parody called "How to Build an Atom
    Bomb," from the geek-humor newsletter Annals of Improbable Research,
    originally known as the Journal of Irreproducible Results.

    In his report for the BBC, reporter Anthony Loyd held some of the
    papers up for the camera, giving a glimpse of documents the Daily
    Rotten now compares to the 1979 parody.

    Even the language Loyd uses to paraphrase the abandoned material
    sounds like that of the satirical document.

    Describing the scene in a Times article, Loyd wrote: "The vernacular
    quickly spun out of my comprehension but there were phrases through
    the mass of chemical symbols and physics jargon that anyone could
    understand, including notes on how the detonation of TNT compresses
    plutonium into a critical mass producing a nuclear chain reaction and
    eventually a thermo-nuclear reaction . . . ."

    The parody document reads: "The device basically works when the
    detonated TNT compresses the Plutonium into a critical mass. The
    critical mass then produces a nuclear chain reaction similar to the
    domino chain reaction . . . .The chain reaction then promptly produces
    a big thermonuclear reaction. And there you have it, a 10 megaton
    explosion!"

    To find these faux atomic-bomb plans, do a Web search for "The device
    basically works" or "Let's Build an Atomic Bomb!" instructs the Daily
    Rotten. "It gives us pause and joy to know the Taliban are wasting
    their time downloading what amounts to joke mail and spending time
    trying to discern the facts therein."

    Homeland security secretary Tom Ridge acknowledged the plans had been
    found, but downplayed their importance. With this Daily Rotten report,
    the public may get a glimpse of why.

    Reached at the Pentagon spokesperson Major Tim Blair said, "I can't
    comment on that. You can find all kinds of reports, and you have to
    look at which ones are credible. We issue briefings and press
    releases, but we don't talk about anything dealing with intelligence.
    I'm not throwing stones, but the media should check the credibility of
    their sources. You all have to do your job."

    The foreign editor who handled the story for the Times was not
    immediately available for comment.

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  239. Let's see what other inconsistencies we can find.. by Leeji · · Score: 1

    Well, I think there's a few more inconsistencies we might not have realized in this story:

    1. Slashdot was founded in 1997. The Taliban seized control of Afghanistan in 1996. I know that Slashdot is cool, but do you think that it spread by word of mouth to Afghanistan?
    2. Linux was ported to Commodore in 1998. Was this guy infatuated in Linux without ever installing or seeing it?
    3. The state of Texas initated the Microsoft antitrust debacle in 1997. Even if that (and details of it) spread by word of mouth, do you think this guy would have had time to form a rational opinion? ("I thought they were going to get Microsoft.")

    As a side note, I feel sorry for anyone using any of the search engines that they remember from 1996.

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  240. I Think I Know Why by Popocatepetl · · Score: 1

    This article is bizarre. Unfortunately, some people may actually believe it. I don't believe it myself.

    CNN.com has been posting stories about how the US Government wants to influence media companies to send these types of messages to us. I wonder if that is what is happening here. This is just so weird.

  241. BinLaden and Crypto by Bruj0 · · Score: 1

    (news reports have frequently mentioned that Bin-Laden's organization used both e-mail and encrypted files to communicate).

    I hope this is not a comment in favor of regulation of Cripto but it sure sounds like one.
    Anyways my opinion on this "report" is that is totally FUD.

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    1. Re:BinLaden and Crypto by Bruj0 · · Score: 1

      http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Hills/9267/ fuddef.html
      First link in google when searching for "FUD".Basicly "FUD stands for Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt".

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  242. That's a global moral statement... by Gorimek · · Score: 2

    Do you realize that you're contradicting yourself? You're telling other people that it's wrong to tell other people what to do. Funny funny!

    According to your own statement, as a Swede you have no right to tell Americans not to interfere in Afghani relations.

    Many other arguments could be made againt your position, but it's disproved itself already, so I'll spare you the details.

    1. Re:That's a global moral statement... by andkaha · · Score: 2
      Do you realize that you're contradicting yourself? You're telling other people that it's wrong to tell other people what to do. Funny funny!

      Nope, I believe I attacked the idea of there being some kind of moral right. I'm not telling anyone what they should do, but I'm telling them what I think. It's part of what people like to call freedom of speech. Freedom of speech is a funny thing, I agree.

      Now, I'm not forcing my views upon you, because that would be contradicting myself (apart from being incredibly stupid). I'm saying that I believe that it's wrong to force ones views upon anyone else. If you feel forced to believe that, then I'm truly sorry.

      According to your own statement, as a Swede you have no right to tell Americans not to interfere in Afghani relations.

      Interfere in Afgani relations? You can't have a relation with less than one entity. You mean internal relations? I have no right to stop Americans from doing anything. I have no right to say I have a right to stop anyone from doing anything. I do have the right to say I want them to stop doing whatever thay are doing, but no right to even insinuate that I have any kind of right to actually stop them from e.g. bombing Afghanistan. I can't require them to do or not do things.

      There's a difference.

      Many other arguments could be made againt your position, but it's disproved itself already, so I'll spare you the details.

      This is not a private conversation. Other people might be interested in your arguments...

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    2. Re:That's a global moral statement... by swoopx · · Score: 1

      As the orignal poster said, "mankind is my business".

      I think it is as simple as that. Did we have no right to stop nazi germany from killing millions of jews? Did we have no right to interfer with their society? They believed the jews were animals just like the Taliban view their women. Should we have left well enough alone and say we had no right to put "our" morals on them? Lucky for the women in Afghanistan that they are needed to produce childeren. There are basic unquestionable morals in this world. And they dont stop at some imaginary line on a map.


      "And don't forget: The conflict in Aghanistan exists because of American foreign policy, because of economics, because of oil. Prove me wrong. "

      Pardon? We are in this for the money? Those 5000 people that died is just some opportunity for us? Do you realize how much money we are spending everyday being over there? All those bombs we're dropping? And you know what we will get out of it? Oil? Nope. Nothing. Execpt for a debunk oppressive regime and dead Al Qaeda members. If you could show me some evidence, I'd be happy to look at it, but your conspiracy theories are best kept to yourself.

    3. Re:That's a global moral statement... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      They found oil in Kazakhastan you trollop. The Kazakhs do not want it routed through Russia as the Russians will steal some oil if it is piped in through their land. The US governmnet wants it piped through, guess where? Afghanistan. They found alot of oil too. It is a much larger oil deposit than any other country has.

    4. Re:That's a global moral statement... by andkaha · · Score: 1
      Did we have no right to stop nazi germany from killing millions of jews?

      Ask any nazi and they'll tell you that you had no right whatsoever and that they, the old nazis, were right. What makes you think you are truly right? Can't you stand it when other people hold an opposing view?

      Pardon? We are in this for the money? Those 5000 people that died is just some opportunity for us? Do you realize how much money we are spending everyday being over there?

      When did you last read your country's foreign policy for the middle east? 10% of the oil consumption in the U.S. comes from the Persian Gulf, and the U.S. spends between $30 and $60 billion each year on their military presence to ensure that that oil keeps flowing the right way. See e.g. http://www.igc.org/infocus/. The bombs that the US is dropping are cheap in comparison.

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    5. Re:That's a global moral statement... by Gorimek · · Score: 2

      You said "morality is not globally valid" and "moral is nothing".

      Then you say "You don't have the right to force someone to do (or don't do) something unless that other person "agrees" (has the same cultural, religious or ethnic backround, or lives in the same country and abides to the same laws). "

      This second statement tells us what actions are right and wrong. It is clearly a moral statement, and a global one too. That is the contradiction I was pointing out.

  243. Re:Not to sound like an asshole, but... by alienmole · · Score: 2
    No! I won't go around taking surveys on people's happiness worldwide!
    That's fine, but if others wish to do so and act on what they find, sitting in your armchair complaining about people helping other people is rather ludicrous.
    You mean the tiny portion of the world that hasn't already moved here. Everyone wants to be American.

    That's an overstatement, but it's kind of my point. The reason people want to move to America is because it offers a relatively high degree of religious, economic, and political freedom. But America props up governments which don't allow this, to suit its oil interests (e.g. Saudi Arabia), and fosters internal rebellion when it harms their enemies (Afghanistan and the Soviet Union), but it doesn't necessarily actually help to improve the situation in the countries it ostensibly "helps". In more recent years, since the collapse of the Soviet Union, policy has improved, but it still ultimately derives from a time when the US's policy goals were very different. It needs revamping, and time and again it has been demonstrated that isolationism and non-involvement are not the answer.

    Actually, I think the direction in which U.S. policy is now developing is positive - some of the things I'm talking about are being more actively considered, such as the establishment of a stable government in Afghanistan. This is based on experience with mistakes in the past.

    The last time we got international backing for anything (before 9/11) was when the Axis Powers were kicking ass worldwide.

    It depends how you define it. For example, the US had United Nations support for the actions against Iraq after the invasion of Kuwait, and NATO support (at least) for Kosovo. Perhaps you're suggesting that this support was not sufficiently great, financially or in terms of military resources provided. However, if the U.S. had a clearer policy that went beyond its own direct interests, it would more easily be able to obtain real support from other countries.

    Note that going beyond the "direct interests" of the U.S. doesn't necessarily imply being purely humanitarian or altruistic. Rather, it recognizes that these issues are complex and intertwining, and can have very long-term implications. It may be unwise to take too narrow a view based only on the most obvious short-term payoff or lack thereof.

  244. Articles like these... by ttys00 · · Score: 1

    ...must be the reason people exclude Jon Katz in their viewing preferences. What a bunch of shit.

    I'm off to tick that little box myself now. I bet its getting a lot of hits today.

  245. I have to say ... by Naum · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ... this is a ridiculous concoction. Digging up a computer after it's been buried 4-5 years? Um, even leaving a computer in a hot trunk all weekend can cause it to fry ... 4-5 years of climate changes, dirt, moisture ???? Watching video on a Commodore computer? Correct me if I'm wrong, but an "ancient" Commodore is not even as powerful as a gameboy or an old HP scientific calculator. And internet access - from a string tied between two empty bean tin cans?

    Katz, either you are (A) purposely perpetrating a propaganda fraud or (B) so fucking clueless that you would buy into a hoax email and trot it out as a feature story or (C) got your dates confused and thought it was April 1 today but that would be a sick joke ...

    That does it ... as soon as I post this, I'm going to set my /. preferences to filter out all "stories" by Katz. If I want Cinderella tales or bedtime stories, I'll go see the new Harry Potter movie ...

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    1. Re:I have to say ... by op00to · · Score: 2, Funny

      Bah, he was probably talking about an Amiga, made by Commodore. They kicked ass. I have one that has been sitting in a damp basement for 5 years -- much worse than buried in a chicken coop. It booted up first try...

  246. Re:Not to sound like an asshole, but... by Eccles · · Score: 1

    Slavery was wrong in America, therefore it was abolished.

    ...by the North imposing its will on the South via invasion, which claimed to be a distinct country (succession and all that.) It had sod all to do with passing laws, it took government troops armed with guns and ~600,000 deaths. One fairly cohesive group (the North) imposed its will on another (the South). And it was the right thing to do.

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  247. Re:Not to sound like an asshole, but... by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 2
    What business is it of ours how women are treated in Afghanistan?

    I think Marley's Ghost said it best:

    'Business!' cried the Ghost, wringing its hands again. 'Mankind was my business. The common welfare was my business; charity, mercy, forbearance, and benevolence, were, all, my business. The dealings of my trade were but a drop of water in the comprehensive ocean of my business!'
    Besides, it's not as simple as know-nothings such as yourself would have it. Try looking into conditions for women in Afghanistan before the Taliban arrived before issuing pronouncements on what they'd choose for themselves given the chance.
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  248. He didn't 'download movies' by DABANSHEE · · Score: 2

    It just said he was 'trying to download movies'

    I can try all day to drive 100mph in my Daihatzu handivan, but it doesn't mean I can.

  249. Try the SBS World Guide by DABANSHEE · · Score: 2

    The SBS World Guide is pretty good.

    It's a service of the Australian SBS broadcasting network, a multi-ethnic/cultural/language & world news network. Its owned by the Australian govt & is a sister network to the ABC, Australia's equilivent to the BBC.

  250. Got the answer, never mind! by Da+Masta · · Score: 1

    Don't bother replying to my question. I only now noticed the article was written by Jon Katz.

  251. Forwarded by Nate237 · · Score: 1

    Did anyone notice that he mentions that he received a "forwarded" email?

  252. Re:Hmm, sounds odd... by Associate · · Score: 1

    1. Only the extremist would march. The real middle ground gun owner would lay low until the fighting began. Only a fool would hope for open conflict.

    2. The US government, subverted by perverts, would only turn on masses of it's own people if it had plans to empty the power vacuum. They would not go unresisted. ex Waco, Ruby Ridge,

    3. I hardly call the NRA disorganized.

    I could say more, but this borders on flaimbait.

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  253. U.S. in Kabul by XO · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'd be willing to bet that the U.S. forces in Kabul have seriously increased the amount of Internet Accessibility in the general area - I KNOW for a FACT, that there had been relatively widespread internet access in *.AF in the time of the gulf war, as I had several contacts in that area, during that point in time.

    It's likely that the U.S. forces have restored access to the area in a relatively short period of time - even the military boys like the Internet.

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  254. Excellent Analysis of the Real Issues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Mr. Katz,

    I rarely post to Slashdot, but after reading your latest piece, I felt the necessity to send this letter. This is by far the most insightful study of the Afghan conflict that I have read. The first real human interest story to emerge from the country of Afghanistan since the conflict.
    In reading your previous articles, I thought your politics were too liberal for me. I did not understand how anyone could condone the action of murderers of children (i.e. Columbine). Now, I see that you are a true patriot. You understand the struggle, and how America truly is trying to bring freedom to the opressed of the world.
    Young Junis should have the right to experience the same freedoms that are available to American kids. If he wants to hack on his Commodore, he should be able to provided that he does not break the law.
    I truly hope that you use your gifts as a writer and journalist to bring us more such pieces. Please ferret out of your network more such interesting stories. I would be interested in seeing how the Afghan quality of life has improved since we liberated them from such an oppressive ruling faction.
    I'd like to know how our superior value system has broken the red circle in socialist countries like China and their European counterparts like Finland and Sweden.
    Its common that people who hate our love of liberty will attack you. You must be strong. The red army cannot withstand such objective evidence such as a testimonial on the superiority of our culture.
    Most journalists ignore this concept. You rarely find coverage of these issues except on talk radio. Thank you for bringing sanity to the internet.

  255. that's it for me by psych031337 · · Score: 2

    Well... the subject line says it all.

    I am always more than willing to listen to opposing opinions (even if there are really far off mine).

    But this time Katz has gone a tad bit too far. I'll exclude his stories in my /. setup.

    Using the current dramatic situation for cheap careering moves is just too far off my moralic imprint...

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  256. Forcing vs Enforcing by MikeLRoy · · Score: 1

    One of the hallmarks of International Development is the impact that western "aid" has on "undeveloped" communities. The effect of introducing new crops, for example, might mean people spend less time farming, thus needing other work to do, etc. The impact can be huge.

    However, i digress. You were talking about imposing the UN decleration of human rights on Afghanistan (citing cultural examples of Amish and Orthodox Jews). That said, here is the difference: an Amish or Orthodox Jewish Woman in the US or Canada or Sweden (or Israel or any democratic free country) can choose wether or not to observe their religion. IE, the state does not force anything upon them, they have a choice of weather to dress modestly, pray seperately from men, etc. In afghanistan, the women had no such choice. If a woman there sees fit to wear a burqa and not learn and stay in the house, thats her choice. However, any woman who does not want to should be able to choose not to. THATS THE UN DECLARATION. We aren't forcing anything but the freedom to choose on opposed people.

    -Michael Roy

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    1. Re:Forcing vs Enforcing by Computer! · · Score: 2

      First off, here's the UN declaration of Human Rights, for anybody that's interested.

      That said, here is the difference: an Amish or Orthodox Jewish Woman in the US or Canada or Sweden (or Israel or any democratic free country) can choose wether or not to observe their religion.

      OK, but what about China or Saudi Arabia, or rural India, or Indonesia, or on and on and fucking on. The above document is bullshit. For instance:

      All human beings are born free and equal in dignity and rights.

      Not if you live in a monarchy, like about 1/8 of the world's population! Even Denmark has a king (uh...I think...), which renders that statement retarded.

      However, any woman who does not want to should be able to choose not to.

      Just like I should be able to choose whether to allow my balls to swing freely from the zipper of my jeans. Unfortunately (fortunately for everyone else), that would violate (this part is important) the local standards for decency. Exchange "balls" for "anything", "jeans" for "burqa", and "I" for "women of most mid-east countries", and you'll see what I'm saying.

      We aren't forcing anything but the freedom to choose on opposed people.

      I'll assume you mean "oppressed" here. My point is that you can't even force choice on anyone. Some peoples (intentional plural) have decided that they would rather go to heaven than wear shorts, or even allow their wives to wear shorts. That is their business. For the most part, even Muslim women feel the same way. Islam was not born on the backs of an army, but born in the words of someone considered to be a prophet from God.

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  257. Re:Hmm, sounds odd... by Kharny · · Score: 1

    Could you Tell that to:
    Jello Biafra, who got charged for selling "Adult" material in his cd booklets? The adult material in this case was a Giger Poster???? They broke into his house with 9 cops just to get a poster??
    Please also ask several innocent black freedom of right speakers currently in jail or even deathrow if they think that the justice system is fair.....

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  258. Re:Hmm, sounds odd... by Kharny · · Score: 1

    Living in the netherlands, where guns are not permitted, i have yet to see a soldier point his gun at me....We do however have a far lower death count in comparison to the USA

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  259. Independence Day by jb_nizet · · Score: 1

    This weekend, a movie theater and video store opened up again in Kabul (renting Independence Day)

    Independence Day! Rhaaaa! Please Taliban, come back ;-)

  260. Re:Hmm, sounds odd... by Kharny · · Score: 1

    The USA will be a lot more Believable if they first started to follow the human right movement themselves instead of telling others to, while not doing so themselves. Don't Believe me, check amnesty on the USA....

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  261. Re:Not to sound like an asshole, but... by srand · · Score: 1

    You do. Excellent job =) A dumb asshole at that.

    Click here, and then click here to find out how much Afghani women like life under the Taliban.

    And don't speak about the Taliban as if they are a legitimate government the people of Afghanistan voted into power. They aren't. They're more like rapists or vultures picking over a corpse the Soviets left behind.

  262. If it is a hoax by berchca · · Score: 1

    Remember it works because we all want to believe the best. I think it's rather encouraging in America that while we've been attacked, we still search for the best in human nature.

  263. Journalistic Integrity by Afty0r · · Score: 1

    FOr all those who are whinging about the possibility of a hoax, and of Katz' integrity, let us not forget the very first sentence of this article :

    "An open information society is inevitable."

    A plain and simple statement, predicting the future. This clearly marks Katz' bias from the word go, I really would like to see journalism I read showing integrity and objectivity, not sensationalism and techno-freedom-evangelism.

    Slashdot Human Resources staffers take note.

  264. You really don't get it do you? by BLKMGK · · Score: 1

    Ever seen a frog dropped into boiling water? He jumps right out! Now drop him in cold water and turn on th eheat - he'll happily sit there till he's par boiled and DEAD. The frog is yu with your head in the sand.

    Do you even have any idea what behaviour is considered illegal? You may think you do but you may be VERY surprised one day. In states like Virginia they're passing laws that give strength to those damned shrinkwrap licenses. Since you're not a criminal and don't intend ever to be one I'm sure you read those right? How about the DMCA - have you ever READ that piece of legislation? Did you know it contains a provision specifically to protect the design of boat hulls? Yup, "Huh?!" is exactly what I said when this was pointed out to me. The DMCA session at DEFCON was most interesting, a more F*CKED law I've never seen - it contradicts itself in several places and even redefines "fair use".

    How about the new "Anti-Terrorism" bills that have been passed recently. Any ideas what they have to say? Sure you've never broken any of the laws you don't know about? How come John Ashcroft has ignored SIX letters by a congressional subcomitee inquiring about these "new powers" to testify? We've had more than one THOUSAND people locked up since 9/11 who haven't been charged - seems you might not actually HAVE to break a law to be held. But hey, you'll never raise suspicion right? No chance you might not piss off someone at random who might be able to give you attention you don't deserve right? I could even be as simple as cutting off the wrong person in traffic if the abuse gets too bad.

    Tell you what, you're obviously a good responsible citizen who votes and as a Slashdot reader you probably don't much like the DMCA. Why don't you go find out if your representative voted for that law so you'll know what to do come next election. What's that? It was passed on a voice vote* and you can't find out who voted for it? Gee, I guess things aren't quite as bright and cheery in your world as you thought huh?

    *FWIW, I've been told that the DMCA was and was NOT voice voted depending upon who I've spoken to about it - it could be FUD. I have no doubt though that getting a rep to explain clearly their position on this piece of garbage to a constituant would be difficult. Som of the tacked on provisions to that law are a joke! The boat hull thing is a good example of this.

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    1. Re:You really don't get it do you? by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 2

      I don't argue that it's that bad.

      My position is that I'm not willing to do anything about it in the arena that it must be address (the legal system), so I'm not going to bitch about it.

      By the same token, all this braying and whining just makes you look like a paranoid ass if you're not somewhere DOING something about it.

  265. Re:Not to sound like an asshole, but... by Computer! · · Score: 1

    I don't know why I feel the need to respond to an AC. My girlfriend says I argue too much, so maybe that's it. As far as wild assumptions, I'm a pretty wild and crazy dude, so look out! Assuming that the slaves were freed by an act of law is probably way off, I'm sure. It was probably the emancipation fairies. I never said anything about South Africa, so rock on with your bad self. I never mentioned the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan, just the Cold War in general. I really meant Korea, to be honest. Saw a great PBS special on that. Really informative. Oh, also, my grandpa died in that war. He was a jet pilot. As far as the King and his 7000 princes, I got some know-how on that from another PBS special. I should really pledge to them next pledge drive.

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  266. Re:Not to sound like an asshole, but... by Computer! · · Score: 1

    by the North imposing its will on the South via invasion

    The North of what? The South of what? Yeah, America. I never said it didn't take war, and that everybody group-hugged away slavery (which was only one of the issues behind that war). I said it was a domestic issue, and I was right.

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  267. Re:Not to sound like an asshole, but... by Computer! · · Score: 1

    ARRRRGGGHH! The Taliban is on the way out, people! We're not talking about the Taliban! We're talking about post-Taliban society in Afghanistan! Read the article, then read the posts after it, then kiss my ass. Then spend some time with your family this joyous season. Then kiss my ass again.

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  268. Re:Not to sound like an asshole, but... by j-beda · · Score: 2
    I should really pledge to them next pledge drive.

    Why wait? They'll be happy to take your money right now, today!.

    You can probably even do it online.

  269. I think it's a hoax, too, but by scribblej · · Score: 1
    I think this is a hoax, too. But you people need to check up on your facts. I've seen lots of you saying "A commodore couldn't play movies!!" C'mon, people... Commodore is a BRAND name, not a specific PC. The Commodore 64 prolly wouldn't play movies. The Commodore Amiga sure could, though. So could the few PC CLONES Commodore put out. Yeah, they made some 486s if I recall. They didnt' sell for crap in the states but then what commodore product after the 64 did?

  270. Re:Not to sound like an asshole, but... by Oztun · · Score: 2

    Afghanistan is made of of many different groups who have opposing views. They are divided hence easy to conquer.

    When someone has a gun to your head are you still not the people? How can you be responsible for the actions of your government if violence and your death is the only way to fight back?

    Repeating your comment might brainwash some but it will not help the starving people of Afghanistan. I guess it is easy to brush off others problems and get on with your life by looking at things with such a simple approach. Unfortunatley without a voting booth this just doesn't work for these people.

  271. Junis, Money, me and /. Q and A by JonKatz · · Score: 2, Funny

    I was out of town yesterday and didn't get to read all of these posts till last nite.. Thanks for them..Some responses:

    l. Yes, I am quite certain I haven't been had. Junis has been e-mailing me since my Hotwired days, and if he unveiled a plot to deceive me, it's pretty complex and worthy of Le Carre. Lots of people posting are pretty assertive opinions about e-mail from Kabul, but as is often the case with people who know nothing, they are the most enthusiastic about demonstrating it. Many individuals, agencies, foreign and domestic in Afghanistan have been on the Net through the conflict and getting online is not a huge deal with the relatively affluent middle-class survivors around Kabul. I am quite confident about Junis's identity (but for obvious reasons, don't want to dwell on it), and that his e-mail is also genuine.
    2. Some of you have kindly offered to send money. He didn't ask for any and doesn't want any.
    3. A huge number of people have e-mailed me asking if he might do a Q and A..I'm sure he would, and I think it's a great idea. I'll try and set it up.

    1. Re:Junis, Money, me and /. Q and A by The+Bungi · · Score: 1

      John,

      I hope you don't expect us to just simply take your word for it, right? You need to either provide some proof or fess up and admit you've been astronomically had.

      If you provide proof (which I think is not an unfair request) then I will eat my criticism with celery and become a troll for all eternity.
      And please don't give us the "well, he would be in danger if I told you where he was" deal, especially considering that his "opressors" are all but destroyed by now.

      I hope you excercise some open source journalism on this one.

    2. Re:Junis, Money, me and /. Q and A by kevlar · · Score: 2


      He'll never post it, because it doesn't exist. My personal opinnion is that he's full of it...

  272. Hrmmm... by scanman857 · · Score: 1

    Back in 1998, it took me 2 months to download "The Matrix" over my 14.4k modem, to watch on my K6-366 computer... Now this kid is watching "Independence Day" on his Commodore 64 while listening to MP3s after being on the net for little over one day? Ahhh huh... Katz, if you're going to make up stories on slow news days, you could at least make them remotely plausible.

  273. Re:Let's see what other inconsistencies we can fin by Chooker · · Score: 1

    You forgot one thing, El Leeji Presidente, and that is:

    4. Anyone who had enough brains to use the internet there has jumped ship (literally) and ended up here, the promised land of Australia, or died trying... sure he may be from Kabul, but only had enough money to get internet access when his parents got here, and he thought he may have some fun with the dumb fucks that work in american press.

    Ahhh... bask in the light of my genius, pilgrims

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  274. damn, this really sucks everything there is to... by Chooker · · Score: 1

    ... that you don't really want to suck, cos it aint that fun.

    We lose our fantastic fuckin journalist (the aussie camera man) through taliban executions, and yet the powers that be allow wankers like this arse puncher to go around and print fuckin propaganda crap? Has this person ever been outside, let alone in another country to actually see what the fucks goin on out here?

    JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!! JUST KILL HIM ALREADY!

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  275. Simple request by Raunchola · · Score: 3

    Post the e-mail this guy sent you. Feel free to conceal his real name and e-mail address if you see fit. But post the e-mail, with full headers, so we can see that you're not pulling this all out of thin air.

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  276. Re:Not to sound like an asshole, but... by ajmarks · · Score: 1

    Speaking as an orthodox Jew, I think you're a little off base when you compare our treatment of women with that of extremist muslim governments. Encouraging women to wear knee length skirts is not the same as covering them completely and not allowing them to visit doctors on pain of severe beatings.

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  277. Re:Not to sound like an asshole, but... by Computer! · · Score: 2

    Speaking as an orthodox Jew, I think you're a little off base when you compare our treatment of women with that of extremist muslim governments.

    Of course I am, or that sentence would have started "Speaking as an extremist Muslim...". I was close, though, in that Jewish women are treated differently than Jewish men, and that's part of how you worship God.

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  278. Re:bin laden VS. bill gates : the political cartoo by mozkill · · Score: 1

    that is exactly the reaction i was expecting to get. cool.

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  279. Re:Not to sound like an asshole, but... by ajmarks · · Score: 1

    OK, I can accept that.

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