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Slashdot is Moving. Help Load Test!

We're moving the Slashdot cluster from Exodus East to Exodus West in the next couple days. In good Slashdot Tradition, we've opened up brak.slashdot.org for you to help load test the new cluster. Currently its almost an exact copy of our existing setup (missing a couple of webheads which will be up soon). The actual move will occur late at night (most likely tonight or tomorrow depending on how things go), and will hopefully involve only a few minutes of downtime as we copy the last of the data over the continent. Thanks for your help.

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  1. Slashdotted already by flikx · · Score: 5, Funny

    Load test indeed!

    Someone please post mirrors!

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    1. Re:Slashdotted already by ThrasherTT · · Score: 5, Funny

      Find a mirror here

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    2. Re:Slashdotted already by goldspider · · Score: 2

      Dammit ya beat me to it. I guess great minds DO think alike.

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    3. Re:Slashdotted already by flikx · · Score: 4, Funny

      That one's slashdotted too. Does anyone have the google cache link??

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    4. Re:Slashdotted already by ThrasherTT · · Score: 4, Funny

      Sure... here you go!

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    5. Re:Slashdotted already by operagost · · Score: 1

      Crap... MetaSlashdotted.

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    6. Re:Slashdotted already by DRue · · Score: 1

      Who is more cowardly, the Anonymous Coward or the anonymous coward who mods him down?

      anonymous coward's can't mod.!

    7. Re:Slashdotted already by mskfisher · · Score: 2

      By not capitalizing the second usage of "anonymous coward", he was making a distinction between the pseudo-user "Anonymous Coward" and the cowardly anonymity of comment moderation.
      All while making an ironic point by his parallel sentence structure.

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    8. Re:Slashdotted already by Coplan · · Score: 2
      Never thought the day would come that the cultural term "Slashdotted" would apply to the namesake.

      Hell must have frozen over. We've slashdotted slashdot, in a matter of speaking.

    9. Re:Slashdotted already by gabec · · Score: 2

      it's running pretty slow for me, but working. Also, I went there and had *30* moderation points waiting for me! wow! why's that? also, what is "brak"? are there others like it?

    10. Re:Slashdotted already by CoolVibe · · Score: 1

      Hell frozen over? Geez... Better tell me what I'm suppoed to do about all these flying pigs.

  2. Why is it moving? (nc) by PDHoss · · Score: 1

    see subject

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    1. Re:Why is it moving? (nc) by Louis_Wu · · Score: 5, Informative

      Check out CmdrTaco's Journal for the answer. OSDN is consolidating servers.

    2. Re:Why is it moving? (nc) by Rayonic · · Score: 2

      I find it funny that that was the first person in the thread to ask why Slashdot was moving servers.

      I guess the rest of the readers figured why not? Typical geeks. :^)

  3. What should be changed.. by edmz · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ..is slashdots design. Its time, dont you think ?

    1. Re:What should be changed.. by ericdano · · Score: 3, Interesting
      YES! I second this proposal!

      Do we hear a third vote?

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    2. Re:What should be changed.. by Tranvisor · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Why? I have always liked it. I don't see any specific problems, do you?

      If it ain't broke, don't fuck with it. :)

    3. Re:What should be changed.. by wheany · · Score: 1

      Three terrible words:
      Page widening post.

      Welcome to the year 2002. Lose the tables. Have you heard of Cascading Style Sheets?

    4. Re:What should be changed.. by gooser23 · · Score: 2, Funny

      If it ain't broke, don't fuck with it. :)
      You must not meet many healty women.


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    5. Re:What should be changed.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Style Sheets?

      Yeah, and break all sorts of browsers (Lynx, etc.).

      Tables rok!

    6. Re:What should be changed.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Ha! Funny!

    7. Re:What should be changed.. by 3-State+Bit · · Score: 2

      I guess there's only two of you.
      BTW, our sigs conflict.

    8. Re:What should be changed.. by the+way,+what're+you · · Score: 2
      BTW, our sigs conflict.

      Not if you add a third condition: "It's either on the beat, off the beat, or beatin' off. It's that easy."

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    9. Re:What should be changed.. by ericdano · · Score: 2

      Ouch..........funny though

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    10. Re:What should be changed.. by a_borowski · · Score: 1

      What I'd like is another option in the moderation system: -1, disturbing. I often read @ -1 becuase many moderators abuse the system, but I'd like to do so without wading through the sick stuff sexually distrubed AC's post. Better yet, lower the threashold so posts can be modded to -5. -1 stuff can be slightly offtopic, -2 is for the *bsd is dying / troll FAQ posts, and -5 might be the graphic sicko stuff.

  4. nows a good time to explain..... by _ph1ux_ · · Score: 4, Interesting

    .....the hardware required to run slashdot.

    Its been asked by me before - and I am sure many others...

    can you please give us a rundown on what Slashdot physically and technically looks like?

    1. Re:nows a good time to explain..... by ajakk · · Score: 5, Informative

      Maybe you could read the first link on the right side of your screen labelled "FAQ". If you are sure that it has been asked my many others, it probably has, thus it is a "Frequently Asked Question". In case you can't find that link, try clicking here to find out what is powering /.

    2. Re:nows a good time to explain..... by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      I'd imagine it *looks* like any windows box. But it's whats on the inside that counts.

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    3. Re:nows a good time to explain..... by ajakk · · Score: 1

      Wow...my link did not work. Let me try that again. Click here. That is what you get for not previewing.

    4. Re:nows a good time to explain..... by _ph1ux_ · · Score: 2

      Thanks! Never new that was there....

      But like always - I dont RTFM! ;P

    5. Re:nows a good time to explain..... by the_danielsan · · Score: 5, Informative
    6. Re:nows a good time to explain..... by Roosey · · Score: 5, Funny

      Physically, it looks like this. And this. And this also.

      Technically? I haven't got a clue.

    7. Re:nows a good time to explain..... by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 5, Interesting

      ...last modified 6/13/00

      Maybe an update is in order?

    8. Re:nows a good time to explain..... by SheldonYoung · · Score: 4, Funny

      The description of the hardware in the FAQ is two and a half years old (Last Modified: 6/13/00). It should be What kind of hardware did Slashdot used to run on?

    9. Re:nows a good time to explain..... by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 2

      Gota love that keyboard.

    10. Re:nows a good time to explain..... by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      And you, sir, are too stupid to recognize sarcasm, and too pussy to write the word 'fuck', even anonymously.

      Good morrow to you.

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    11. Re:nows a good time to explain..... by prelelat · · Score: 1

      I like the current /. I figure if its not broke don't fix it. ...Or if you like fixing things break it.

    12. Re:nows a good time to explain..... by Tayknight · · Score: 1

      Anybody know what kind of paint would hold up on a keyboard. I'd love to make mine look like that.

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    13. Re:nows a good time to explain..... by flewp · · Score: 2

      I thought it was hosted by a kid in Afghanistan running a TI or Amiga or whatever it was on a 9600 baud modem.

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    14. Re:nows a good time to explain..... by 1110110001 · · Score: 1

      You could start with this, which describes the situation at 9/11 - I know not much but better than nothing ...

      b4n

    15. Re:nows a good time to explain..... by 00klaDM0k · · Score: 2, Funny

      Have Cowboy Neal and Harry Knowles ever been seen in the same room?

    16. Re:nows a good time to explain..... by raiyu · · Score: 1

      Simple..

      Many many many many many many pigeons. :)

    17. Re:nows a good time to explain..... by Aaton · · Score: 1
      Well since I spent a few day out in CA putting these new machines in place (with the help of John B., Uriah W., and Robert F.). I can tell you what we currently have for brak.slashdot.org
      • 6 www (2G RAM Duel cpu, 4 dynamic content, 2 static content)
      • 3 DB (4G RAM Quad cpu, MySQL DB, 1 main, 1 search, and 1 for slashd crushing)
      Some might want to know what OS/Distro. Well the DB's seem to be happiest running RedHat (7.3) since the folks at MySQL test and build there binaries on it (plus Brian A. has to deal with the DB and he asked for RH). The web heads are currently running Debian Stable (this might change to RH at some point. I like Debian but using RedHat Network up2date via the web interface does make upgrading system in mass easier, now if Debian only had that).

      Thats the basic setup not to mention the firewalls, load balancers, switch/router, patch cables, terminal servers, tape labler,etc. Lots of machine moving this month and next.

      Things that changed...

      Odyssey, that never happened. The BSD firewalls are long gone replaced with iptables.

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  5. Brak eh? by myowntrueself · · Score: 5, Funny

    It'll only take three hams to kill it.
    Three hams!!!

    You guys got another one called Zorak?

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    1. Re:Brak eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Three hams to fill it...
      Three hams to THRILL it!

    2. Re:Brak eh? by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      Why don't we feed it three hams?

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    3. Re:Brak eh? by Shut+the+fuck+up! · · Score: 4, Informative

      From the Brak show, Brak is supposed to take care of Thunercleese's goldfish:

      Thundercleese: Feed him exactly three milligrams of Tickle Snax! And be forewarned - three hams will certainly kill him. [close-up of Thundercleese's, uh, face] Three hams.
      Brak:
      [singing] Three hams will kill him,
      Three hams will kill him,
      I shouldn't feed him three hams! [Brak spreads his arms on the last word. Mr. Tickles hides behind the car.]

      Thundercleese: Excellent! Your mission begins in the morning.

      [Wipe to the room with Mr. Tickles's aquarium. Brak and Zorak are standing in front of it.]

      Brak: Now what did Thundercleese say I was s'posed to feed Mr. Tickles for breakfast? I forget... [Thundercleese appears in a thought bubble by Brak's head. Brak turns to look at it.]

      Thundercleese:
      [singing] Three hams will fill him,
      Three hams will thrill him,
      Why don't you feed him three hams! [Thundercleese holds his arms up. A giant plate with three hams lands on his hands.]

      Brak: Thank you, thought bubble! [The thought bubble disappears.]

      Brak: Hey, Zorak, d'you think Mr. Tickles would like a delicious three ham omelet?

    4. Re:Brak eh? by Dannon · · Score: 4, Funny

      You guys got another one called Zorak?

      An evil, giant, annoying bug out to take over the world that's always getting blasted by the host....

      That'd be the server where /. stores the Microsoft stories, isn't it?

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    5. Re:Brak eh? by diesel_jackass · · Score: 3, Funny

      Zorak: So here's what we do. We go back to Friday,
      Brak: And we make a kite outta squirrels and fly it to the moon!
      Zorak: No, we track ourselves down,
      Brak: Then what?
      Zorak: We make our other selves do the homework!
      Brak: Hey, Zorak, can I ask you a question?
      Zorak: Yeah, what?
      Brak: Where are we gonna find enough squirrels to make a kite?
      Zorak: Are you really that stupid?
      Brak: Oooh! I dare you to say that again! Only this time, say 'Brak, I love you!'
      Zorak: Let's go

  6. /. /.'ed? by ThrasherTT · · Score: 1

    What would the world come to?

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  7. hey Taco! by tps12 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Since you're apparently in a "meta" mood, can you tell me what happened to Jon Katz? I miss him.

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    1. Re:hey Taco! by good-n-nappy · · Score: 4, Informative

      can you tell me what happened to Jon Katz?

      Take a look at this article. A quote from the article:

      Now, the one-time crusader for the geek underclass has decided to concentrate on writing more general technology articles and media commentary.

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    2. Re:hey Taco! by Iamthefallen · · Score: 4, Interesting

      That's what he should've been doing here. Some of his "tech from a normal persons view" articles were actually quite entertaining and well written. General technology articles and media commentary, sure. Problem was he attempted some socio-political commentary aswell as some in-depth technical stuff on Slashdot without being able to pull it off.

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    3. Re:hey Taco! by the+way,+what're+you · · Score: 2
      I miss him.

      I miss him too, but my aim's gettin' better!

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  8. Serious question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Does this mean that response times will be worse for Europeans? Or does modern routing make that irrelevant?

    1. Re:Serious question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Doesn't look hopeful:

      to slashdot.org:
      4 gige1-2.core1.Amsterdam1.Level3.net (213.244.165.101) 0 ms 0 ms 0 ms
      5 CW-Level3.level3.net (213.244.165.246) 1 ms 1 ms 1 ms
      6 bcr1-so-3-0-0.Amsterdam.cw.net (208.173.211.237) 1 ms 1 ms 1 ms
      7 dcr2-loopback.NewYork.cw.net (206.24.194.100) 85 ms 85 ms 85 ms
      8 cable-and-wireless-internal-isp.NewYork.cw.net (206.24.207.226) 85 ms 85 ms 85 ms
      9 bbr01-g6-0.jrcy01.exodus.net (216.32.223.129) 85 ms 85 ms 85 ms
      10 bbr01-p4-0.wlhm01.exodus.net (209.1.169.66) 90 ms 91 ms 91 ms
      11 dcr04-g1-0.wlhm01.exodus.net (64.14.70.50) 91 ms 91 ms 91 ms
      12 csr03-ve240.wlhm02.exodus.net (64.14.70.130) 150 ms 91 ms 91 ms
      13 64.28.66.204 (64.28.66.204) 91 ms 91 ms 91 ms

      to brak.slashdot.org:
      4 gige6-0.core1.Amsterdam1.Level3.net (213.244.165.45) 0 ms 0 ms 0 ms
      5 CW-Level3.level3.net (213.244.165.246) 1 ms 1 ms 1 ms
      6 bcr1-so-3-0-0.Amsterdam.cw.net (208.173.211.237) 1 ms 1 ms 1 ms
      7 dcr2-loopback.SantaClara.cw.net (208.172.146.100) 156 ms 156 ms 156 ms
      8 ibr01-p4-0.sntc08.exodus.net (208.172.156.198) 156 ms 156 ms 156 ms
      9 dcr02-g2-0.sntc08.exodus.net (66.35.194.4) 156 ms 156 ms 156 ms
      10 csr02-ve242.sntc08.exodus.net (66.35.194.59) 157 ms 157 ms 157 ms
      11 66.35.210.202 (66.35.210.202) 158 ms 158 ms 158 ms

    2. Re:Serious question by swb · · Score: 4, Informative

      It appears worse for me in the midwest.

      At work (dual T1s): ~45ms to the old one, ~80ms to the new one.

      At Home (DSL): ~75ms old, ~150ms to the new one, twice as bad.

      It doesn't help that I don't get to Cable & Wireless except by going to Chicago. Going east it was on the way, going west its just a needless round trip.

    3. Re:Serious question by Hard_Code · · Score: 5, Funny

      Omigod there is a 70 ms latency difference! Now Slashdot will lose that 70 ms jump it had on the competition!

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    4. Re:Serious question by zmooc · · Score: 3, Informative

      From my box @ surfnet.nl the "old" slashdot is 16 hops away and has avg. ping-times of 92ms. The "new" slashdot is 14 hops away and has avg. ping-times of 156ms. So its latency is over 50% higher (OMFG:D) but it's 2 possible points of failure closer:) Ofcourse this will totally depend on which network you're on as you can see from another reply.

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    5. Re:Serious question by Malc · · Score: 2, Informative

      I've noticed latency issues with C&W in the last week at their peer/transit points. Has anybody else?

    6. Re:Serious question by paulcammish · · Score: 1
      7 dcr2-loopback.SantaClara.cw.net (208.172.146.100) 156 ms 156 ms 156 ms

      I have this odd feeling theres some admin in Santa Clara whos wondering what the HELL has happened to his ping times in Counter-Strike right now...

    7. Re:Serious question by leviramsey · · Score: 2

      Yeah, UMass uses C&W and their network consistently dies.

    8. Re:Serious question by millette · · Score: 1

      traceroute warez.slashdot.com

    9. Re:Serious question by ahaning · · Score: 1

      traceroute (or tracert on Windows) is your friend here. warez.slashdot.org actually points to the loopback for your own PC. Replace that with the host (brak.slashdot.org or www.slashdot.org).

      Also, using Linux is not a prerequisite for using Slashdot.

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    10. Re:Serious question by coene · · Score: 2

      C&W Sucks at keeping their router loads down and their hops low-latency.. F them!

    11. Re:Serious question by Ambient+Sheep · · Score: 1

      Since light itself would take around 3000 / 186282 = 16.1ms to cross the continent, ~70ms difference isn't THAT bad, considering.

    12. Re:Serious question by revery · · Score: 1

      Going east it was on the way, going west its just a needless round trip.

      Yeah, but don't forget, going east you lose and hour at each time zone ;)

    13. Re:Serious question by zmooc · · Score: 2

      Since the switch slashdot has become much slower on my surfnet.nl link; ping-times are up a lot and the site takes a lot longer to load...it's like ISDN here while I have a 100mbit connection...

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  9. LP by Henry+V+.009 · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Last Post!

  10. Just in case... by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 5, Funny

    Here's the text of the website, just in case it gets slashdotted:

    Have you Meta Moderated recently?
    This page was generated by a Flock of Elite Mummies for American AC in Paris (230456).

    Smells like...
    NewsPosted by krow on Tuesday October 29, @09:45
    from the 40-thousand-years-we-have-been-painting-in-caves dept.
    Is this working, fee, fi, foe, fum....

    ( Read More... | 0 of 1 comment )
    Apple: Darwin 6.0.2 for x86 Released!?!?!?!
    OS X (Apple)Posted by pudge on Monday October 28, @16:24
    from the foo-on-you-in-th'-hizouse-yo-yo dept.
    Jos Louis writes "Apple has released the x86 version 6.0.2 of Darwin, the FreeBSD-based core of Mac OS X Jaguar. You can download the bootable ISO from here." Commence the raising of the roof ... now! ...

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    1. Re:Just in case... by theCoder · · Score: 2

      Hmmm... that's funny... for me it says:

      Have you Meta Moderated recently?
      You have 30 Moderator Points! Use 'em or lose 'em!
      This page was generated by a Cadre of Elite Mummies for theCoder (23772).

      On second thought, I think I like the new site better :)

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  11. Yup, its working by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    All I see is duplicate stories. Seems like business as usual.

    1. Re:Yup, its working by tomhudson · · Score: 2
      And you get 30 mod points to play with!

    2. Re:Yup, its working by Andrewkov · · Score: 2

      ...With all the grammar and spelling mistakes in tact!

  12. Load test is inverted by Illuminati+Member · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Wouldn't it be a better load test to make www.slashdot.org the load testing server, and old.slashdot.org the server to go to if something breaks?

    Honestly, you aren't getting a good load test by putting up a link (at least, not a good 'slashdot' loadtest).

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    1. Re:Load test is inverted by saskboy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I don't even see why they need a live load test. They should be able to tell from the stats on the main slashdot page how much bandwidth they will need to run the new site.
      In fact I've wondered just how /. avoids the "effect" while, sites they link to go down. Is /. the only decent server on the planet?

      What are you doing posting here anyway? Get over to the new site and help break it with everyone else. ;-)

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  13. I agree by PhysicsGenius · · Score: 1, Troll
    I would like to know what happened to one of the most insightful and prolific (not to mention good at spelling) writers Slashdot has ever had.

    I would also like to know why Slashdot is suddenly pandering to the Silicon Valley crowd by moving the servers to the West Coast, leaving us Right Coasters with high latency and slow connections (than usual, I mean).

    1. Re:I agree by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 2

      I would also like to know why Slashdot is suddenly pandering to the Silicon Valley crowd by moving the servers to the West Coast, leaving us Right Coasters with high latency and slow connections (than usual, I mean).

      Well, it's only fair, after you Easterners complained about how boring the World Series was because there were no New York teams! BTW, you guys missed an INCREDIBLE series!!!!

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  14. Irony defined by ultraslide · · Score: 1

    Brak slashdotted... :-)

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  15. FYI reupdate the message inbox of users by sielwolf · · Score: 5, Informative

    I checked out the brak./. and found old messages in my inbox. I'd prefer not to get deluged with old messages after the move occurs.

    Just thought you should know in case you didn't know already (?).

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  16. slashdots going to be slashdotted? by Pan_God_of_Gods · · Score: 2, Funny

    So will slashdot be slasdotted? Is that even possible considering slashdot is in sort of a permanent state of slashdottedness?

    1. Re:slashdots going to be slashdotted? by gmoschin · · Score: 2, Funny

      Recursion is fun. Slashdot's slashdotting of slashdot got slashdotted. Say THAT three times fast. (THATTHATTHAT!)

  17. Yummy! by metalhed77 · · Score: 4, Informative

    I live in LA, this is about twice as snappy as the current server is. time wget slashdot.org is about .9 ms slower than brak. Sux0rs to be east coast ;)

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    1. Re:Yummy! by Glendale2x · · Score: 1

      West Side!

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  18. What will this do to the uptime!? by Dragon218 · · Score: 4, Funny

    As of now, the slashdot stats box is reporting over 405 days of uptime. You're not going to lose that over a move are you?! *sob* I hope not.

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    1. Re:What will this do to the uptime!? by zapfie · · Score: 1

      Considering that people will not notice the change, the 'uptime' has really not been broken. The uptime in the slashbox is just that of the machine, not the website.

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    2. Re:What will this do to the uptime!? by Hadlock · · Score: 2

      in other news, i also have THIRTY moderator points...

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    3. Re:What will this do to the uptime!? by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 2
      "in other news, i also have THIRTY moderator points..."

      Same here! Something like that only happens once in a blue moon so I took a screenshot to save it. I can use it to scare Cowboyneal at some point if he gets uppity.

  19. Re:Damn by susano_otter · · Score: 1
    Who is more cowardly, the Anonymous Coward or the anonymous coward who mods him down?

    The Anonymous Coward, of course. At least he has the option to post otherwise. The moderation system cannot work without moderation, and moderation is currently anonymous-only. So if you believe that the mod system is a Good Thing, you're forced to contribute anonymously. Cowardice doesn't even come into it.

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  20. Re:Get rid of user numbers now!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I've got a user number that is below 5000. You can buy it at Ebay.

  21. Hey Gang! Perhaps it's time to fix the flag icon! by teamhasnoi · · Score: 3, Informative
    Just a thought - since I sent you guys a nice replacement. ;)

    Quick!! Get all your meta discussions in while there still is time!

  22. I dunno.... by Denor · · Score: 2


    Load test? I mean, in order to do that you'd have to be running some sort of website which got a lot of people to click on a link at once. It would have a large effect on slashdot, some sort of "Slashdot effect", if you will.



    I just don't think we can manage it.

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  23. World domination at last... by gezerk · · Score: 1

    Slashdot load test - Now I finally have a reason to launch that ddos attack I have been saving all those zombies for.
    Muahahahahahh!

  24. Misunderstanding by linuxwrangler · · Score: 5, Funny

    To: Tech department

    From: Management

    Moving all the data from the East to the West is NOT what we meant when we said "copyleft"!

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    1. Re:Misunderstanding by stienman · · Score: 2

      Someone needs to get you a proper map. Left is obviously east. Duh!

      -Adam

  25. I've seen duplicate stories before... by teamhasnoi · · Score: 4, Funny

    but this is unbefsckingleivable!

  26. brak.slashdot.org?!?!?!? by maynard · · Score: 4, Informative

    Is this a reference to ?!?!?!?!

    Heh. Adult Swim. Next time are you going to name the server "Master Shake"?!?!?!?! :)

    1. Re:brak.slashdot.org?!?!?!? by maynard · · Score: 1

      Ya know... the submit and preview buttons are reversed between K5 and /., so now I accidentally hit submit without properly previewing. Whoops.

      The link is supposed to go to the Brak Show.

      Oh well!

    2. Re:brak.slashdot.org?!?!?!? by Captain+Large+Face · · Score: 2

      Since they're load-testing, I thought it was Taco's attempt to spell "break"!

  27. Working out nice this far... by TripleA · · Score: 1

    Yes, by the time I post this, the link is working :)

  28. Wierd thing just happened by elliotj · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I don't know it's related but I just saw an Ask Slashdot about daylight savings pop up. When I clicked through it gave me an error and now it's gone.

    Does this have anything to do with the test? Or with Daylight Savings perhaps?

    1. Re:Wierd thing just happened by Papineau · · Score: 1

      Actually, it'll probably be available in the near future (tomorrow max). What happens is that the story is ready to be posted (or already has been), but then it's pulled down to be reposted as if nothing happened at a better time.

      It happens all the time here (with polls, main page, etc.).

    2. Re:Wierd thing just happened by pheared · · Score: 1

      Actually it's Daylight Saving time.

      From: This link

      Spelling & grammar

      The official spelling is Daylight Saving Time, not Daylight SavingS Time.

      Saving is used here as a verbal adjective (a participle). It modifies time and tells us more about its nature; namely, that it is characterized by the activity of saving daylight. It is a saving daylight kind of time. Similar examples would be dog walking time or book reading time. Since saving is a verb describing a single type of activity, the form is singular.

      Nevertheless, many people feel the word savings (with an 's') flows more mellifluously off the tongue, and Daylight Savings Time is also in common usage, and can be found in dictionaries.

      Part of the confusion is because the phrase Daylight Saving Time is inaccurate, since no daylight is actually saved. Daylight Shifting Time would be better, but it is not as politically desirable. In fact, scientifically misguided politicians sometimes misunderstand. In 1995, the British Time (Extra Daylight) Bill was introduced by John Butterfill, attempting the impossible -- to legislate extra daylight. The bill did not pass.

  29. Cool! by RoC+MasterMind · · Score: 1

    Does this mean there will be any new features or anything? I looked around and details are sketchy.

  30. Slower now by LinuxGeek · · Score: 2, Informative

    I am on a fast pipe in Raleigh, NC and the elapsed load time went from .32s @ slashdot.org to .52s @ brak.slashdot.org. Not really a huge jump, but enough to notice on large page loads. The hops did drop from 20 to 18, fewer routers to break!

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  31. What was with the Daylight Savings Time story? by Royster · · Score: 2

    It was on the front page and I had a Funny/Insightful/Interesting/Underrated comment but by the time I had entered it, the story had disappeared.

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    1. Re:What was with the Daylight Savings Time story? by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      It disappeared when they set their clocks back.

      Or they realized it was retarded troll fodder.

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  32. Something is dodge. by smak · · Score: 1


    The next article (something about time) just appeared, disappeared, reappeared, and is now gone again.

    When I loaded it - I just got a page with the title of, and one line containing:

    'Nothing for you to see here. Please move along.'

    This looks like a slahdot-esque 404, but I might be wrong.

    Not sure if this is relevant.

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  33. Mirror by ItWasThem · · Score: 5, Funny

    Glad to see Slashdot finally mirroring a site they link to for once...

  34. Disappearing story by operagost · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Does this have anything to do with the "story" on DST that disappeared mysteriously?

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  35. Others than the webheads by McFly69 · · Score: 2

    Others than the webheads looks mighty fine. Anyone can comment what hardware differences it has running in comparision of the current east coast one? Thanks

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  36. Don't you mean.. by antis0c · · Score: 2

    Cable and Wireless West? ;)

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  37. The wonder of unsyncronised data... by Chicane-UK · · Score: 2, Interesting

    On the 'new' server, I have five Moderator points which I actually spent this morning on this server :)

    Ch-ching!

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    1. Re:The wonder of unsyncronised data... by Yokaze · · Score: 2
      And what does this mean?

      You have 30 Moderator Points! Use 'em or lose 'em!

      Is this a hint, that I should stop posting?
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  38. Recipe for saving uptime by LinuxGeek · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I once moved a server by dropping to init 1; setting HD sleep timeout to 5sec and moving the sever and extended runtime ups as a unit. That way we kept the 300 day uptime. :) Yes, it was a short move and only took about 30 minutes.

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    1. Re:Recipe for saving uptime by LinuxGeek · · Score: 2

      It was very important from the perspective that the Win2K server sitting next to it had about a two week max uptime. When Win2k stopped recognizing domain logons, the MS suggested fix was a reboot. The Linux box never stopped doing it's chores. When it came time for another server, which do you think went in? One that took constant attention or something that worked with minimal interaction?

      Just because *you* don't care about uptime dosen't mean that it is unimportant or irrelevant to everyone. You may try expanding your universe beyond your own ego.

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  39. Ask Slashdot by sulli · · Score: 2

    What happened to the Daylight Savings Time article?

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  40. This just in.... by FreeLinux · · Score: 2

    Slashdot completely broken in aborted switch over test. News at 11. Maybe?....

  41. *laughs* by RinkSpringer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Humm, I have moderator access on the new Slashdot and not here...

    Secondly, did you know 'brak' is Dutch, and literally means 'something that sucks'? Seems appropriate since people complain it is slashdotted [even though it works for me!]

  42. Moderators: by Neil+Blender · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If you are a moderator, you have 5 fresh points waiting for you on the new server. You can use them there without affecting the number of points you have on this server. One of the very few times you get 10 points instead of 5.

    1. Re:Moderators: by Isle · · Score: 2

      Actually I got 30. Seems like moderation ragnorok inthere.. OTOH now I've seen a (Score:5, Troll)

  43. I likes the new slashdot! by cygnus · · Score: 3, Interesting
    You have 30 Moderator Points! Use 'em or lose 'em!
    schwing! since this is a beta, can i moderate irrationally with impunity?
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    1. Re:I likes the new slashdot! by YaRness · · Score: 2

      better not, if they count the moderations as legit, you'll lose karma. and a kitten dies for every negative karma hit you take.

    2. Re:I likes the new slashdot! by back_pages · · Score: 2

      You've got that backwards. Every time I take a negative karma hit, a kitten dies. Mwa ha ha!

    3. Re:I likes the new slashdot! by masterkool · · Score: 1

      And what is up woth the "No Points +1 Bonus" under the new posting frame? The one right next to the "Post Anonymously" box.

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    4. Re:I likes the new slashdot! by masterkool · · Score: 1

      Also, what about Karma and posting? I noticed that my Karma was bumped from Good to Excellent and my posts there dont show up in my personal page here and vice versa. Does anyone have the scoop on that?

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    5. Re:I likes the new slashdot! by Mr.+Sketch · · Score: 2

      I think it means that you now post at +2 by default, but if want to just post at +1 you can check the no +1 bonus.

    6. Re:I likes the new slashdot! by dswensen · · Score: 1
      schwing! since this is a beta, can i moderate irrationally with impunity?


      Why stop now?

    7. Re:I likes the new slashdot! by p3tersen · · Score: 1

      You have 30 Moderator Points! Use 'em or lose 'em!

      I see the same thing ... but they expire on October 24th !?!?! And my karma is way up on brak as well - i likes :D

  44. Wouldn't it be nice if... by sultanoslack · · Score: 2, Redundant
    Somehow I'm guessing this shouldn't be at the top of my page:

    You have 30 Moderator Points! Use 'em or lose 'em!

  45. Here Taco, lemme help you out a bit... by The_Guv'na · · Score: 1

    First genuineley free pr0n site found!
    Posted by CmdrTaco at 5:43pm, 29/10/02
    from the best-things-come-to-those-who-wait dept.

    The_Guv'na writes: "The holy grail of male teenage surfers everywhere has finally been located! For years mankind has searched for a pr0n site with minimal advertising, user-friendly navigation, and good high-quality pornography, but to no avail. Until now! Ladyboys and Gentlemen I am proud to present to you all the first and only genuineley free pr0n site!! To some, especially me, it feels just a little strange because half the thrill was in the search... And keeping my ears open to listen for my mum coming up the stairs." Great, now I'll never get any more work outta CowboyNeal.

  46. Mod point problem by Zergwyn · · Score: 2

    As good a person as I am, with plenty of karma etc, I am not quite sure I deserve 30 free mod points on the new system. Oh well, "Use 'em or lose 'em." ^_^

  47. woohooo by teslatug · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just got my first mod points from the new site. I wish Slashdot would move more often :)

    1. Re:woohooo by teslatug · · Score: 2

      Arggg, looks like it was just for show, damn you CmdrTaco, you are such a tease, or maybe /. /.-ed itself ;)

  48. anyone know which DC 'old' slashdot is in? by jabella · · Score: 1

    i'm in an exodus facility quite often, and would have loved to peek into their cage sometime...

  49. Moderator access seems to be broken. by SlashChick · · Score: 2

    Interestingly enough, I've never had moderator access here on Slashdot, even though I metamod whenever I can.

    Well, I clicked on the link to brak, and I immediately got moderator access... except the points say that they expire on 1970-01-03. I also seem to have 30 moderator points. Er, not good.

    I'll use my points anyway... ;)

    1. Re:Moderator access seems to be broken. by JustAnotherReader · · Score: 1

      I also was testing the meta moderate feature. When I clicked the "meta moderate" button I got a 404 error.

    2. Re:Moderator access seems to be broken. by Hadlock · · Score: 1

      well erica, judging from your slash id (> 500,000), and relatively low number of comments (130), i can see part of the problem. as i understand it, frequency of posts and length of time as a member plays most heavily in the algorthm for choosing who gets mod points and who doesn't. personally, i've metamodded twice, and that was over a year ago. i get moderater access about once a week, sometimes only once a month. that's been happening for about 2 years now. it took me about a year before i got moderator access though. it might be a while before you see moderator access (other than on brak.slashdot.org, which you've probably figured out is just a temporary thing)

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  50. Whoa by shadow303 · · Score: 1

    I just checked out brak.slashdot.org and over there, I have 30 mod points! What's up with that?

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  51. Re:Moving to West? by lugonn · · Score: 2
    They said they were..."copying the data across the continent"...I think that would imply an east coast to west coast shift.

    Move out west. The west is the best, baby!

  52. 30 moderator points by cshor · · Score: 1

    As seen on brak.slashdot.org:

    Have you Meta Moderated recently?
    You have 30 Moderator Points! Use 'em or lose 'em!
    This page was generated by a Cadre of Stealth Squirrels for cshor (111947).


    I thought the normal amount of moderator points was 5.. interesting.

    (and no, I'm not kidding)

    Regulators! Mount up.

  53. I imagine it won't make much difference by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 5, Informative

    The new server is kinda having the crap beat out of it right now making ping comparisions a little irrelivant, however I find that generally traffic to and form Europe varies little based on geographic location. Basically, your signal is going to have to hop around europe till it hits a transcontential cable, then back around till it hits exodus. Most of the time taken will be in getting the signal to their network, where specifically in their network it has to go will make little difference.

  54. Wow!!! Free porn! by FreeLinux · · Score: 2

    That's way better than the sicko Mac porn Slashdot posted a couple of days ago.

  55. different engine by Ubergrendle · · Score: 5, Funny

    brak.slashdot.org is apparently generated via a pack of "Flying Albino Monkeys", whereas the existing server is created via a "Team of Elite Squirrels". Anyone got some performance metrics of Monkeys vs Squirrels, and more importantly, can Monkeys be overclocked?

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    1. Re:different engine by babbage · · Score: 2
      Man, do all the big sites run on animals? What is the deal here? As high tech open source sites evolve over time, do they replace more and more of their systems with components designed by The Flintstones?

      :-)

    2. Re:different engine by spacefrog · · Score: 2

      can Monkeys be overclocked?

      Of course they can!

  56. That was fun! by mikedaisey · · Score: 2


    Well, I just stumbled into the test site and suddenly had 25 or so moderator points...such an orgy of excessive, freakish moderation you never did see! People went up! People went down!

    Head over there, bang on the system. It's fun to play God for a few minutes.

  57. Let's be realistic... by tunabomber · · Score: 3, Funny
    brak is a sandbox. brak is to slashdot what a stress-relief doll is to your boss. Or, what GTA3 is to driving in real life.
    So, I think what they really meant it to say was:

    You have 30 Moderator Points! Abuse 'em or lose 'em!


    Too... much... power... Anyone else feeling drunk?
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  58. More dilithium!!! by jamesdood · · Score: 1

    She can't take much more of it!! She's at 110% now!!

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  59. 30 Moderator Points?!? by fo0bar · · Score: 1
    You have moderator access and 30 points. Welcome to those of you just joining: please read the moderator guidelines for instructions.

    umm... FIELD DAY!!!

  60. I love the new site :) by IdleTime · · Score: 1

    I just can't help it!

    The new site gave me a total of 32 moderator points today!!!!

    I sure hope this is a new trend :)

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  61. CmdrTaco is stupid.. by josh+crawley · · Score: 1

    'Ol taco is kinda stupid. He wants a load test, just offer "FREE PR0N". Then mirror the first 50 clips from autopr0n.com archive.

    Now THAT'S a load test ;-)

  62. found bug already by Billly+Gates · · Score: 2
    ""You're a moderator with 5 points (expire on 2002-09-01). Please read the Moderator Guidelines before you do any moderation."Considering todays date is 10/29 something is up. I also just posted before I got this message on the new server. Sounds like someone might of been playing with the clocks.

  63. That server seems to be dying by girish · · Score: 1

    Has anyone else noticed a change in speed? it seems to be getting hit pretty hard. Donno, I got a "document contains nothing" error, and also a page that just kind'a stopped loading.

  64. You have to admit... by Bobulusman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What better way to field test a server than to give every /. member 30 points and watch them waste several hours loading and reloading to mod!! Not to mention all the people who only read occasionally and are showing up just to see the fireworks....

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    1. Re:You have to admit... by travdaddy · · Score: 1

      Fireworks indeed... Some of the posts have over 100 moderations done to them, and First Posts/Goatse are modded +5, Insightful. Quite a crazy world over there.

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  65. Mod points by Door-opening+Fascist · · Score: 1

    How the hell did I get 30 moderator points on brak? I just moderated a few days ago, and I thought 5 was the most one could get. It looks like some bugs have to be worked out.

    Oh well, off to splurge before it gets fixed! :)

  66. Eye exam...... by John+Pfeiffer · · Score: 1

    Did anyone else read 'webheads' as 'warheads' and start to worry? ;)

    I /so/ need to get my eyes checked -_-

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  67. 30 Mod Points by NeuroKoan · · Score: 2

    I feel so..... powerful

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  68. "load test" or something else? by certron · · Score: 2

    What you really should do to test this server is load a quake 3 and unreal tournament 2003 server on it, then ask someone (or someones, like all of slashdot's readership) to DDoS the new server, like they have done to many servers, large and small, in the past.

    Or you could just do network load testing by playing a large number of fps games on a locally-connected network segment.

    Additionally, as I crafted this little response... How about using Apache Bench? http://codeflux.com/ab/ is a gateway for it.

    Tsunami-bench is a front-end
    http://sourceforge.net/projects/tsunami -ab

    BenJaws is another front-end
    http://sourceforge.net/projects/benjaws /

    Run those a few times...

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  69. search error by Zurion · · Score: 2

    Just performed a search and got the following error:

    Searching For: linux kernel
    HTTP/1.1 200 OK Date: Tue, 29 Oct 2002 20:04:07 GMT Server: Apache/1.3.26 (Unix) mod_gzip/1.3.19.1a mod_perl/1.27 mod_ssl/2.8.10 OpenSSL/0.9.6g X-Powered-By: Slash 2.003000 Connection: close Transfer-Encoding: chunked Content-Type: text/html; charset=iso-8859-1
    OK
    The server encountered an internal error or misconfiguration and was unable to complete your request.

    Please contact the server administrator, pater@slashdot.org and inform them of the time the error occurred, and anything you might have done that may have caused the error.

    More information about this error may be available in the server error log.

  70. Speed and Moderation by malachid69 · · Score: 1

    Well, first hit to it too FOREVER.... After that, the rest of the pages seemed to load about 1/3rd slower (IE: this page loaded in 1x and it would have loaded in .66x on brak).

    Also, I notice it says I have 30 moderation points. Was that on purpose, or bug?

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  71. brak.slashdot.org not responding by Animats · · Score: 2

    I'm not getting any response at all right now.

    1. Re:brak.slashdot.org not responding by Animats · · Score: 2

      It came up after about a 90 second wait. Guess you guys didn't add enough capacity.

  72. Yup, definitely getting errors by TheGreatGraySkwid · · Score: 1

    I just got a Server down or unreachable.

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  73. If that's not by SSR · · Score: 1

    proof that copyright law, EULA and M$ are way out of control, self-centered to the detriment of society and the nation at large....I guess the Romans never saw the end comming either....

    1. Re:If that's not by WebMasterJoe · · Score: 2

      In the words of Ozzy Osbourne, wha?

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  74. MRTG Report of the beating... by chachi5000 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Could we see a MRTG report or other type of traffic analysis when you're done? I love to see pretty charts of servers getting beat up.

  75. Weird by AntiFreeze · · Score: 2
    Actually, brak seems rather slow right now.

    In addition, because most people suddenly have 30 mod points a piece on brak, I just had my first post ever marked as a Troll: here. It's moderation totals are as follows: Flamebait=1, Troll=3, Redundant=1, Insightful=1, Interesting=1, Informative=2, Funny=1, Overrated=2, Total=12. Wow. It was just a little comment about the server working and hoping the actual moves goes smoothly.

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  76. Um, cool (or not)! by zachlipton · · Score: 1

    Well, slashdot.org reports that I have 3 mod points, which is just fine, but at brak.slashdot.org, I suddenly have 30! Maybe this should be fixed before the server goes production and we have people modding like mad?

  77. 30 Mod Points... by Uart · · Score: 1

    SWEETNESS! I clicked the link... and BAM! I get a message giving me 30 mod points.. if the new cluster keeps that up, then it is definitely a good move...

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  78. As I said over there: by kalidasa · · Score: 2

    Slashcode + Kuro5hin content = brak.slashdot.org

  79. Great!! by slartibartfastatp · · Score: 1

    I liked it a lot! My karma suddenly raised to excellent and I'm moderator!!

    Far better than this crap :)

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  80. Full text of article in case it gets slashdotted.. by techstar25 · · Score: 4, Funny

    We're moving the Slashdot cluster from Exodus East to Exodus West in the next couple days. In good Slashdot Tradition, we've opened up brak.slashdot.org for you to help load test the new cluster. Currently its almost an exact copy of our existing setup (missing a couple of webheads which will be up soon). The actual move will occur late at night (most likely tonight or tomorrow depending on how things go), and will hopefully involve only a few minutes of downtime as we copy the last of the data over the continent. Thanks for your help.

  81. *mohhahah* by danalien · · Score: 1

    Slashdot.org - You have 4 Moderator Points! Use 'em or lose 'em!

    bark.slashdot.org - You have 30 Moderator Points! Use 'em or lose 'em!

    I really do like the new slashdot server : ), Now I can... *moohhahahaah*... some more.

    Keep up the good job! :)

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  82. Slashdotted!!!! by Limburgher · · Score: 2

    And I still had 13 Mod points left and tons more witticisms to unleash. . .

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  83. Problems I have encountered.... by Traicovn · · Score: 1

    brak is NOT handling the load very well so far... I am getting some errors that the server can't be located, etc... they are sporadic... When things DO load, they take forever...
    On being a moderation god... 30 points.. wow... That's pretty good... I don't know what to say about it. I've always thought that 5 points was kinda low, but more than 10 points seems excessive... I think this MIGHT be an error, eh?
    Update... someone claiming to be B has appeneded to one of the postings on the top page.. is this a member of the slash-team, or has a bigger problem occured... hmm......

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  84. good intro to having mod points by miltimj · · Score: 1

    I haven't been given mod points yet in my young /. career, so it was a good learning experience on the brak mirror to use them and get a feel for it.

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  85. And I have 30 Mod points.... by Wee · · Score: 2
    ...which is a little more than I care/have time to use.

    -B

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    1. Re:And I have 30 Mod points.... by gnalle · · Score: 1

      I think we all have :)

    2. Re:And I have 30 Mod points.... by Wee · · Score: 2
      Well, now if everyone has them, then nobody might as well have them, right? :-)

      -B

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  86. Smells like... by squarefish · · Score: 2

    SMOKE!

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  87. Damn... by echucker · · Score: 2

    ... my [b]Karma:[/b] is still just "Excellent".

  88. Share or Die. by lateralus_1024 · · Score: 1

    ...Sorry slashdot, too busy load-testing Kazaa's servers.

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  89. Exodus by Ratbert42 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Holy crap! Exodus is still in business?

    1. Re:Exodus by Krellis · · Score: 2

      Not for long, if this is any indication.

    2. Re:Exodus by Ratbert42 · · Score: 2
      This is funny. I mentioned that Exodus was still in business at the office, and I found out why. We, probably like all their customers that are still in business, still pay them for the long-term contract we signed. But we don't have anything there since we're afraid they'll shut the doors. So they probably get a good bit of no-cost revenue like that.

      Which lead to a debate about using that space. All kinds of ideas. Badge some homeless people and let them live there. Use it as a remote office. Fill it with junk. Shoot a porno. Etc.

  90. Bah, Taco and his spelling errors by FroMan · · Score: 1

    Someone has to comment on this. I mean, come on, spelling article write ups wrong is one thing. But leaving the 'e' out of break.slashdot.org? I mean really, its bad enough with Taco trying to mess up his own pages with spelling errors, but now DNS is soiled by him.


    Or, maybe this is a secret plea for help by Taco? Its a sign he wants to say in the east. It might be brake.slashdot.org. And he is trying to /stop/ the move?


    Note to mods: funny or not-funny, not make-fun-of-taco-seriously

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    Fact: We deserve leaders who can kick your ass and field dress your carcass.
  91. It's a mad house over there... by Bobulusman · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It seems that all the insane people are now on the new server. The mods being thrown around do not seem to make any sense.

    Especially when two of my posts (very on topic, legitimate) were both modded +2 troll.... Odd....

    --
    Cogito ergo sum in Slashdot.
    1. Re:It's a mad house over there... by Andrewkov · · Score: 2

      It's the new paradigm ... Trolling will be rewarded.

  92. Re:Damn by goldspider · · Score: 2

    WHAT THE FUCK!! I wrote this BEFORE the first post was even up, and I'm modded redundant?? Give me a fucking break you assholes!

    --
    "Ask not what your country can do for you." --John F. Kennedy
  93. You have 30 Moderator Points! Use 'em or lose 'em! by wirelessbuzzers · · Score: 2

    Is this a bug in the slashcode or what? I thought you could only get 5 modpoints at a time... and my "points" don't show up on regular /.

    Insight anyone? Will i get $rtbl for going on a modding spree?

    --
    I hereby place the above post in the public domain.
  94. Yeeeha! by polyphemus-blinder · · Score: 2

    Wow, I've got thirty moderator points on brak! Let's move on over!

    --

    It's all going according to .plan.
  95. why "brak" ? by MoonRider · · Score: 1

    What the hell is "brak" ?

    1. Re:why "brak" ? by demon · · Score: 1

      Google for "Space Ghost".

      --

      Sam: "That was needlessly cryptic."
      Max: "I'd be peeing my pants if I wore any!"
  96. snubbed again! by mikester911 · · Score: 1

    I submitted this three days ago!

  97. You guys are sick.. by mraymer · · Score: 1
    30 moderator points! What you've created over there is an abomination to all that is sacred, and is quite possibly the most inherently wrong thing in the world today.

    Well, back to the new Slashdot for me... gotta burn those points! ;) ER, uhm, I mean, I would NEVER indulge in such a guilty pleasure. Sadists!

    --

    "To confine our attention to terrestrial matters would be to limit the human spirit." -Stephen Hawking

  98. I thought there was something funny going on here by eno2001 · · Score: 2

    Neo: Whoa, deja vu.
    Trinity: What did you just say?
    Neo: Nothing, I just had a little deja vu.
    Trinity: What did you see?
    Cypher: What happened?
    Neo: A black cat went past us, and then another that looked just like it.
    Trinity: How much like it, was it the same cat?
    Neo: Might have been, I'm not sure.
    Morpheus: Switch, Apoc.
    Neo: What is it?
    Trinity: Deja vu is usually a glitch in the matrix. It happens when they change something.

    --
    -"...bad old ideas look confusingly fresh when they are packaged as technology" - Jaron Lanier (Digital Maoism on Edge.o
  99. I'm pleasantly disappointed by r_j_prahad · · Score: 2

    The IP octet in a Slashdot post didn't point to goatse.cx for a change.

  100. Cable & Wireless spineless backbone by Dark+Coder · · Score: 2

    Do a traceroute against brak.slashdot.org and you'll find the response time shoots up 1500% in Cable & Wireless's Santa Clara subnet.

    This isn't an Exodus problem. This is a classical C&W problem.

  101. uh oh... by dfj225 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    500 Internal Server Error on brak...looks like it could be a problem.

    --
    SIGFAULT
  102. Umm by Isbiten · · Score: 1

    I just get internal error now, is the show over?

    --
    I fought the corporate America, and the corporate America bought the law.
  103. Brak is Broke... by Traicovn · · Score: 1

    I just tried to submit something and got this.. now every page on brack is giving it...

    Internal Server Error
    The server encountered an internal error or misconfiguration and was unable to complete your request.
    Please contact the server administrator, pater@slashdot.org and inform them of the time the error occurred, and anything you might have done that may have caused the error.

    More information about this error may be available in the server error log.

    --

    [Something witty and intelligent should have appeared here.]
    {Traicovn}
  104. I guess European access is out then by up4fun · · Score: 1

    Internal Server Error The server encountered an internal error or misconfiguration and was unable to complete your request. Please contact the server administrator, pater@slashdot.org and inform them of the time the error occurred, and anything you might have done that may have caused the error. More information about this error may be available in the server error log. Apache/1.3.26 Server at slashdot.org Port 80

  105. We broke it! by marklyon · · Score: 1

    500 Internal Server Error

    The server encountered an internal error or misconfiguration and was unable to complete your request.

    Please contact the server administrator, pater@slashdot.org and inform them of the time the error occurred, and anything you might have done that may have caused the error.

    More information about this error may be available in the server error log.

    Apache/1.3.26 Server at slashdot.org Port 80

    --
    -- Mark Lyon http://www.marklyon.org
  106. "issues" by Omestes · · Score: 1

    It worked fine, except for all th search functions, for five minutes... But then it completely stalled out, for half an hour.

    Eh, would have posted it there, except for the obvious reasons.

    --
    A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government. -edward abbey
  107. Brak is down! 3:27 PM CST by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 3, Funny

    I think the raging debate over daylight savings time was just too much for the poor server.

  108. Seems to be Down by Tha_Big_Guy23 · · Score: 1

    Well, I guess slashdot is officially slashdotted...

    Internal Server Error
    The server encountered an internal error or misconfiguration and was unable to complete your request.
    Please contact the server administrator, pater@slashdot.org and inform them of the time the error occurred, and anything you might have done that may have caused the error.

    More information about this error may be available in the server error log.


    Apache/1.3.26 Server at slashdot.org Port 80

    --
    If you're looking here for something insightful or thought provoking, you're probably looking in the wrong place.
  109. Re:You have 30 Moderator Points! Use 'em or lose ' by TheGreatGraySkwid · · Score: 5, Insightful
    "Is this a bug in the slashcode or what? I thought you could only get 5 modpoints at a time... and my "points" don't show up on regular /.

    Insight anyone? Will i get $rtbl for going on a modding spree?"
    Don't be silly. They *want* you to moderate the hell out of things, in part to stress the system, and in part to encourage all the trolls to do their thing (stressing the system).

    Interestingly, I used all 30 points, did my Meta-modding, and then came back a bit later to find I then had 60 points!
    --
    The Humblest Mollusk on the Net
  110. RIP Brak by Mr.+Sketch · · Score: 3, Funny

    Brak: Faithfully served pages from 12:11MST to 2:38MST. We shall miss him.

    1. Re:RIP Brak by Mr.+Sketch · · Score: 1

      Mountain Standard Time. I'm in Colorado.

  111. Sure it's supposed to be "brak"? by abcxyz · · Score: 1

    Looks like broke.slashdot.org would be a better choice right now. I'm getting no response from it at all (pings, telnet port 80...).

  112. In the name of all things holy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    tell me you didn't just say "schwing".

  113. Slow and then times out by slashdot_bites · · Score: 1

    Pathetic. Just pathetic.

  114. Carry-over to regular site by datastew · · Score: 2

    According to a post by krow which might be this one, and definately can be found as a link here (if you can ever get the server to respond- I can't), mod points, karma, and presumably meta-mods, will not carry over to the "real" slashdot.

    This makes for a kind of free-for-all. Mod points distributed in blocks of 30 and trolls given the +1 bonus also makes for more traffic.

  115. Frankly, I found it easy to break. by AtariDatacenter · · Score: 4, Funny

    You'll find a few of these posts on the brak server itself (when it comes back to life). The code went something like this:

    while [ 1 ]
    do
    wget "http://brak.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=02/10/29/ 2028219&mode=thread&tid=124" & [--- Remove the extra space in the middle ---]
    echo "hello"
    done

    I run that on an Ultra Enterprise 10000 with a 100mbit/full network drop (not the best network connection but my gigabit ether boxes were doing "real" work). Because this system had 4gb of RAM in it, Maxusers was very high, which resulted in the maxprocs being very high. And the kernel seemed to work very well under that kind of pressure.

    Then, for fun, add in another box or two. Presto! Instant simulated Slashdot effect. But then again, I happen to be using a MASSIVE network connection from a very well-known telco. So that gives me a big advantage over most people.

    Lesson learned: Wow. I can slashdot Slashdot itself.

  116. Bah, typical Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I submitted this story two weeks ago, and it was rejected!

  117. Re:Can Slashdot slashdot Slashdot? by Dannon · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well, unless Taco's decided Brak's had enough of a workout and taken it down without notice, I'd say we've been successful.

    Once again, the power of countless geeks wasting time online has been demonstrated. We must always remember that this power can be used for good... or evil....

    --
    Good judgment comes from experience.
    Experience comes from bad judgment.
  118. While you're at doing modifications.. by m0i · · Score: 2

    .. can you add some more power to wherever it's currently lacking? I found /. to be less responsive as of lately. Maybe you can merge both older and newer hardware to double the overall capacity? ;)

    Btw, something tells me brak is not ready for prime time..

    --
    have you been defaced today?
  119. Jeez... by Twintop · · Score: 3, Funny

    Slashdotting a Slashdot Server in just over 3 hours? Wow...

  120. Not a good move for us all by Cardoe · · Score: 1

    Not just Europeans. The server is super slow from the East Coast of the US. traceroute's have consistantly shown it 90ms to 120ms while the current server gives 30-40ms. It will also take almost 30-45 sec to load a page vs the snappy 15 sec. Definetely NOT a good move

  121. Ahhhhh by 216pi · · Score: 1

    How good that sounds: You have 30 Moderator Points. Use them or loose them....

    What a day.

    Switch to that mirror... It is a good one. believe me...

  122. Slower then hell by Lord+Kestrel · · Score: 1

    Plus, the main site is damn slow today. The link I'm on has about 14 mbs un-utilized, so the problem probably isn't on my side. I haven't hooked up the sniffer yet to see if we're getting tcp errors, but I'd expect Slashdot is just suffering.

  123. Load testing by SoSueMe · · Score: 1

    I put in 1 and a half hours O/T today in a meeting with upper management re:implementing a "SADE stream" and there was at least a half hour about "Load Testing".
    If I ask everyone here to "Click on this link" when we are ready for the test, how many takers will I get?

    Seems it will be a lot cheaper than Load Runner!

  124. Messaging Weirdness by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 4, Informative
    There's some messaging weirdness going on here...

    For some reason when I log onto the brak site, it says I have one new message but in fact there are no new messages! And for some reason, a tab for user number 178529 shows up in my account page in addition to my own information. All of this seems to have infested my account on the old server too. (This is real, I am not trying to make a lame joke.)

    Could this be a newly identified issue with the server move?

  125. This is a new feature by Alethes · · Score: 1

    This a feature being introduced to help Americans get more First Posts.

    <British Accent>I missed the bloody First Post by milliseconds again!</British Accent>

  126. I like this site better than the other one... by jerkychew · · Score: 2

    It says I have 30 moderator points! I feel so powerful!

    What can I do with that many points? Can I post my own articles? :-)

  127. um to those clocking the ping to slashdot by RestiffBard · · Score: 2

    er, guys, what on earth is your issue?

    its a website. does it really matter how fast you can access it? its a static website. who cares how fast you can ping it. if its taking to long to load, turn your head then look back and you won't notice. besides, we're talking milliseconds. you can't say millisecond in a millisecond!

    --
    - /* dead coders leave no comments */
    1. Re:um to those clocking the ping to slashdot by Raven42rac · · Score: 2

      grammar nazi

      --
      I hate sigs.
  128. East - West by DarkWarriorSS · · Score: 1

    I was reading the FAQ on the hardware at the current East location. In it they say that the racks are less then 30mins from all the netadmin's houses. I recall a article about when /. had their outage. If I recall currectly, this was (kinda) solved by one of the netadmins being close to the DataCenter. I'm not saying that the people out in E-West won't be able to handle anything that comes up, but if something like this (god forbid) happens again, are the /. people gonna fly out there to fix it?

  129. New logins transferred? by cyberise · · Score: 1

    I finally made a login today on /. Will it be transferred over when the site officially moves to the new servers or will users that made logins in that time frame have to recreate?

  130. It's broken. by 42forty-two42 · · Score: 2, Informative
    When searching:

    Searching For: sodium

    HTTP/1.1 200 OK Date: Wed, 30 Oct 2002 00:33:12 GMT Server: Apache/1.3.26 (Unix) mod_gzip/1.3.19.1a mod_perl/1.27 mod_ssl/2.8.10 OpenSSL/0.9.6g X-Powered-By: Slash 2.003000 Connection: close Transfer-Encoding: chunked Content-Type: text/html; charset=iso-8859-1

    OK

    The server encountered an internal error or misconfiguration and was unable to complete your request.

    Please contact the server administrator, pater@slashdot.org and inform them of the time the error occurred, and anything you might have done that may have caused the error.

    More information about this error may be available in the server error log.

    Apache/1.3.26 Server at slashdot.org Port 80


    And posting a comment (or logging in while previewing) times out. Previewing anonymously works, though.
  131. Ask slashdot by m00nun1t · · Score: 1
    I'm doing a migration of a large site to a new cluster. I was wondering what do you think is a better approach for testing the new cluster:

    1. Ask all my users to visit and just hope that's indicitive of my usage patterns
    2. Get some people with testing experience and use some load testing software?

    What do you think? Has anyone ever load tested a server before? I'm sure we must be the first in the world to do it.

  132. Something is wrong. by KillerBob · · Score: 1

    No, really. Something is seriously wrong.... Who did I go down on, and why don't I remember it?

    --
    If you believe everything you read, you'd better not read. - Japanese proverb
  133. Oops? by Vegeta99 · · Score: 2

    Okay, I have 5 mod points or regular slashdot.

    But on Brak, I have thirty.

  134. Using ab ! ** TEST RESULTS ** by AtariDatacenter · · Score: 2

    Original message: here
    (Probably will not be available in the future after the migration.)

    My reply:
    I'm sure I could do better with some tweaking. I benchmarked against the same URL as the original tester. But then again, the URL probably has more data attached now, and there is less traffic on the server.

    I did the ab command:
    ab -c 200 -n 1000

    The result was 11952 kbits of traffic received.

    (Assuming 1kbyte=8kbits. Ab gives results in kbytes/second, so I'm multiplying the results by 8 to get kbits.)

    Then, I took two different E10ks in two different datacenters with semi-diverse paths to brak. Woah! One had a duplex issue. I fixed it on the fly. I ran the same command on both of them at *about* the same time (+/- .5 seconds).

    Server #1: 6138kbits/sec
    Server #2: 6556kbits/sec
    TOTAL 1+2: 12694kbits/sec

    At the very same time, within those datacenter's networks, I browsed other (non-slashdot) off-site web pages during the test with no problem... bandwidth was ample to the outside world. I used a third connection (local ISP) to visit brak with a web browser. Brak wasn't serving pages during the test. Although not scientific, what this tells me is that the limitation was at the Slashdot test server farm.

    The maximum throughput of the new servers is in the *neighborhood* of 12Mbps for dynamic pages. Requests per second under high load (in several tests) was a low number approaching 20 requests/second.

    I did a quick test against a story of about the same size on the live production slashdot. (Sorry, scientific curiousity... I did lower the count, though, to minimize impact.) The transfer rate was a bit higher... 12896kbps. Requests per second was lower... around 13. But then again, it does have a greater load on it right now and people actually using it.

    So those are my results.

    Bigoted summary: You need a better server farm for your dynamic pages. Have you considered an E10k farm with large cached fiber storage towers and big network pipes? ;)

  135. brak.slashdot.org Search by elite+lamer · · Score: 1

    http://brak.slashdot.org/search.pl?query=6

    Searching For: 6

    HTTP/1.1 200 OK Date: Wed, 30 Oct 2002 03:34:38 GMT Server: Apache/1.3.26 (Unix) mod_gzip/1.3.19.1a mod_perl/1.27 mod_ssl/2.8.10 OpenSSL/0.9.6g X-Powered-By: Slash 2.003000 Connection: close Transfer-Encoding: chunked Content-Type: text/html; charset=iso-8859-1

    OK

    The server encountered an internal error or misconfiguration and was unable to complete your request.

    Please contact the server administrator, pater@slashdot.org and inform them of the time the error occurred, and anything you might have done that may have caused the error.

    More information about this error may be available in the server error log.



    Apache/1.3.26 Server at slashdot.org Port 80

    --
    Oops!
  136. I'm gonna whinge now by microsost · · Score: 1

    Late at night.. Who's night.. me over here at GMT+12 would prob get it smack bang in the middle of the day.. Grrr

  137. New Fox Special by bobdotorg · · Score: 2

    Inspired by brak.slashdot.org, Fox will be airing, "When Moderators Attack"

    Watch the battle here.

    This Karma Whore is having one topsy turvy day:

    Moderation Totals: Offtopic=3, Flamebait=8, Troll=13, Redundant=3, Insightful=5, Interesting=25, Informative=3, Funny=2, Overrated=8, Underrated=1, Total=71.

    --
    __ Someday, but not this morning, I'll finally learn to use the preview button.
  138. offtopic nonsense by diesel_jackass · · Score: 2

    hehe, the ugly part is debatable.
    150K miles is hardly any for a Volvo.
    For that cheap (at any price really), would a radio really influence your decision to buy the car?

    However I completely agree that all automatics suck and should only be driven by people with no arms.

  139. Look ma... by BobStikigreen · · Score: 1

    ...I'm not longer an AC

  140. Try a real slashdot load test. :) by edunbar93 · · Score: 2

    Why beat around in the bush with a public announcement when you can just write a virus to DDOS yourselves? :)

    --
    "No problem. I have the capacity to do infinite work so long as you don't mind that my quality approaches zero."-Dilbert
  141. Don't let the cat out of the bag! by N+Monkey · · Score: 2

    I thought it was hosted by a kid in Afghanistan running a TI or Amiga or whatever it was on a 9600 baud modem.
    Shhhhhh! Keep quiet! All those computers are just cardboard mockups with a few flashing lights! It's all a tax dodge while the real work gets done on that Amiga. Admittedly it's overclocked to the max...

  142. Re:Moving to West? by lugonn · · Score: 2

    So then, you've been to Orlando too!

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