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EFF Requests Help to Identify "Evil" Printers

jason writes "In preparation for a possible legal challenge, The Electronic Frontiers Foundation is requesting your help in identifying which printers are embedding traceable information in the documents they produce. Printer manufactures added this technology under persuasion from the government inorder to help combat counterfeiting operations, however this technology defeats the presumed anonymity most people expect from the documents they print."

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  1. Tinfoil printouts by banglogic · · Score: 4, Interesting

    From TFA:

    The millimeter-sized dots appear about every inch on a page, nestled within the printed words and margins.

    Can anyone produce a human-readable example of this?
    Perhaps it's time to unfold my tinfoil hat and use it to cover my printouts instead.

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    1. Re:Tinfoil printouts by redelm · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Millimeter sized? Hell, I'd think a printer was dirty or something. Those are awfully big and noticable.?

    2. Re:Tinfoil printouts by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 1
      Millimeter sized? Hell, I'd think a printer was dirty or something. Those are awfully big and noticable?

      I agree. If my color printer sprinkled this kind of crap over my documents, I'd take it back.

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    3. Re:Tinfoil printouts by billdar · · Score: 5, Informative
      Our xerox does this... I just followed the instructions in TFA:

      The dots' minuscule size, covering less than one-thousandth of the page, along with their color combination of yellow on white, makes them invisible to the naked eye, Crean says. One way to determine if your color laser is applying this tracking process is to shine a blue LED light--say, from a keychain laser flashlight--on your page and use a magnifier.

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    4. Re:Tinfoil printouts by AllahsAvatar · · Score: 0

      Yellow on white is difficult to notice when they are that small.

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    5. Re:Tinfoil printouts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    6. Re:Tinfoil printouts by chriso11 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you want to print something sensitive, perhaps you could create a yellow background for the document... unless the driver is smart enough to do something else in that condition.

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    7. Re:Tinfoil printouts by redelm · · Score: 1
      Yes, yellow on white _is_ hard to notice. But extra yellow on magenta makes red and on cyan makes green. Much more noticable, especially on solid areas. When we use color lasers, they're often to repro slides with lots of solid.

    8. Re:Tinfoil printouts by phil+reed · · Score: 1

      I think instead of a yellow background, the print driver could randomly shower the page in a background cloud of tinty yellow dots. That way, you wouldn't be able to pick out the serial number. Bury it in noise.

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    9. Re:Tinfoil printouts by orthogonal · · Score: 5, Interesting
      According the EFF, for Xerox( but not Canon) printers, it looks like this:
      For Xerox documents, within the 0.5" by 1" rectangular space, 8 x 15 = 120 locations exist for printers to print yellow tracking dots. Consider the following pattern found on test00-template, printed on a Xerox DocuColor 12 located at FedEx Kinko's, 201 Sacramento Street, San Francisco, CA.


      (The Slashdot "lameness" filter prevents me from posting the entire diagram.)

      Now it seems to me that Open Source has an answer for this. Can we patch Xerox printer drivers so that they automatically print the yellow dot at all 120 locations, making each page bear a fake serial number of "FF FF FF ..."?

      Or if the drivers aren't open source, can we write proxy printer drivers that add the dots and then forward to the real Xerox print driver?

      Who'll take on this challenge? (Preferably a good linux coder who isn't a US citizen or resident.)

    10. Re:Tinfoil printouts by wo1verin3 · · Score: 1

      You're assuming this is done at a driver level.

      It's likely done at a hardware level, or more specifically firmware.

      No problem with my $50 epson if I break it, but damned if I'm gonna try hacked firmware in a $10k network printer.

    11. Re:Tinfoil printouts by keraneuology · · Score: 1

      When looking at a printout how do you know which dots were sent via software and which dots were sent via firmware? Unless I am misunderstanding something the dots are -not- printed in an area off-limits to, say, a photoshop dump.

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    12. Re:Tinfoil printouts by wo1verin3 · · Score: 1

      Unless you know what to look for I'm guessing you wouldn't... but I'm not the expert here.

    13. Re:Tinfoil printouts by AllahsAvatar · · Score: 1, Informative

      The original post misstated the size. They are much smaller than 1mm.

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    14. Re:Tinfoil printouts by orthogonal · · Score: 3, Informative
      "It's likely done at a hardware level, or more specifically firmware."

      Sure, the serial number is printed at the hardware level as a partially-filled array of yellow dots:

      X_XXX__XX_X_X_X <-- printer "A"'s a binary bit pattern of Xs that gives a serial number of 23765 decimal

      X_XXX_X__XXXX_X <-- printer "B"'s a binary bit pattern of Xs gives a serial number of 23869 decimal



      I'm suggesting at the software level (in a driver) we direct the printer to fill the whole array. This will make the serial number unreadable, by giving all printers using the driver a completely filled and indistinguishable array:

      XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX <-- Printer "A"'s pattern with the driver filling in all the dots now gives a fake serial number of 32767

      XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX <-- Printer "B"'s pattern with the driver filling in all the dots also gives the same fake serial number of 32767

    15. Re:Tinfoil printouts by Mostly+a+lurker · · Score: 2, Interesting
      If the printer already has firmware that can detect different kinds of currency and other financial instruments, I predict it has also been setup to detect attempts to bypass the identity mechanism (a lot easier).

      No, I think we need to look for ways to influence the behaviour of the firmware itself. Some printers may well have mechanisms to patch firmware (maybe even a specific 'set serial' function). Others may have a code to turn the identity function off.

      Do NSA printers exhibit the same behaviour?

    16. Re:Tinfoil printouts by inode_buddha · · Score: 1

      For sensitive stuff, I use a 1983 dot-matrix. I have no intention of counterfeiting anything, but that does not mean that I do not have sensitive stuff.

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    17. Re:Tinfoil printouts by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      All my counterfeit stuff is printed on a dot matrix and I can say I haven't had it lock up a single time.

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    18. Re:Tinfoil printouts by Cali+Thalen · · Score: 4, Informative

      Probably less than 1mm, and you wouldn't probably notice it.

      The Lexmark Optra N I'd used for several years at work turned out to be one of these. VERY faint yellow dots on the white parts of the border (I didn't test it on anything full-bleed though, so no idea what it would look like under those circumstances).

      I'd used that printer for light-to-moderate graphics work for a long time, and never noticed. Heck, I barely noticed when I knew what to look for, but it was most certainly there.

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    19. Re:Tinfoil printouts by Nogami_Saeko · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The problem here is that a smart designer would think of that ahead of time.

      Here's what I'd do if I designed the printer:

      Encode the yellow-dot serial into a solid black part of the image. Even if yellow is printed over black, it should be possible by close examination (or perhaps the variable wavelength lightsource method sthat police/investigators use to examine forged documents) to see the yellow-dot pattern overtop (or inside) of the black part of the image.

      And if you send that part of the image to the printer as "black", it's not going to have any yellow background or any other toner colour to interfere with whatever serial number the printer is laying-down.

      N.

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    20. Re:Tinfoil printouts by orthogonal · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Do NSA printers exhibit the same behaviour?"

      I dunno about NSA printers, but I hear that White House printers add a footer:

      "Psst: Valerie Plame, er, that is, Ambassador Wilson's wife is a CIA agent -- but you didn't hear it from us!

    21. Re:Tinfoil printouts by 2008 · · Score: 1

      Or just print anything you want to be anonymized on a yellow background... unless it's smart enough to use a different colour?

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    22. Re:Tinfoil printouts by shaka999 · · Score: 1

      Any law enforcement agency worth a damn would still be able to identify the dots. First off the odds of getting a perfect yellow match are slim and I'm sure there would be some method to make the dye change color if needed.

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    23. Re:Tinfoil printouts by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      That's clever.. just have the drivers add the dots "everywhere" according to all the possible patterns! Of couse if something like a scanner is just looking for the dot pattern you're still not getting anywhere, even though you're filling them in because it's a valid pattern.

    24. Re:Tinfoil printouts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or if the drivers aren't open source, can we write proxy printer drivers that add the dots and then forward to the real Xerox print driver?

      This is probably done on the firmware level, so changing the drivers in your OS probably wouldn't do anything.

    25. Re:Tinfoil printouts by gg3po · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why not just take out the color cartridge and then print anything "subversive" in black and white? Let them try getting yellow ink out of a non-existant cartridge.

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    26. Re:Tinfoil printouts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Oh! Oh! Oh!

      Wait!

      Print EF FE FF EF FE FF ... instead!!!

    27. Re:Tinfoil printouts by jrockway · · Score: 2, Funny

      You're saying that instead of using the yellow toner from the yellow toner cartridge, they're using color-changing fairy dust pulled from thin air?

      Somehow, I doubt that.

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    28. Re:Tinfoil printouts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Your theory doesn't work.

      I checked out the dots on my work printer with a magnifying glass and sure enough, they were there.

      I then found the serial number written on the side of the machine and wrote over the label with a new serial number (using your example of 32767).

      Unfortunately, printing out more pages still produces the same dots.

    29. Re:Tinfoil printouts by wirelessbuzzers · · Score: 1

      Do NSA printers exhibit the same behaviour?

      Why does it matter? If any confidential document gets out of the NSA, the stuff intentionally printed on it probably matters a lot more than some stupid microdot.

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    30. Re:Tinfoil printouts by nick13245 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      What if you run out of yellow ink?

    31. Re:Tinfoil printouts by nonsequitor · · Score: 1
      While some people might prefer the anonymity of that solution, as long as you're down there hacking we might as well write a program which can extract the code from a scanned document and have the driver or firmware be able to write an arbitrary identification array, making it possible to spoof people's printers.

      My guess is the serial number is assigned during the manufacturing process, as opposed to derived from serial numbers of the various chips inside, so there need to be a command to set it.

    32. Re:Tinfoil printouts by plover · · Score: 1
      A buddy got passed a $20 bill that was printed on an inkjet! We found out the next day when he was paying for lunch, the cashier wouldn't take it. It was obviously a fake in the daylight.

      Apparently, it doesn't take a good copy to fool a waitress in a dark bar. Nor does it take a good copy to fool my drunk friend in that same dark bar!

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    33. Re:Tinfoil printouts by plover · · Score: 1
      According to the Xerox representative quoted in TFA, he said the mechanism is in a chip "20 billionths of a second from the laser". That made it sound like a tiny EPROM, similar to an SPD chip on a stick of RAM. And "20 billionths of a second" simply means "within 20 feet", so he really gave nothing away there.

      Next, the EFF is going to ask us all to each desolder a different specific chip in our printers. Whoever's printer keeps working without printing the yellow dots is supposed to let them know.

      You first.

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    34. Re:Tinfoil printouts by IOOOOOI · · Score: 1
      I wonder...

      Pixels are small... atomic to the eye on a laserjet page. A small percent of pixels can be inaccurate without being obvious. Imagine if algorithms could store data in this 'blur'.

      One implementation might be: Graphics apps.

      Another might be: Data encoding.

    35. Re:Tinfoil printouts by RubberDogBone · · Score: 1

      Color lasers monitor their ink level very carefully and some check for the physical presense of the cartridge/bottle/whatever.

      Even if you could substitute another color for yellow, the dots would still print but in the new color, and of course the rest of your print job would look like crap.

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    36. Re:Tinfoil printouts by nickyj · · Score: 1

      Or you can just make copy on a copy machine. Then they can only trace it back to Kinko's :P

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    37. Re:Tinfoil printouts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My HP Deskjet 6100 All-In-One unit prints just fine in black and white when I remove the color cartridge. I know there are printers that won't, but they're usually the Piece o'Crap® cheapo ones that they give away for free when you buy the $299 Dell special.

    38. Re:Tinfoil printouts by Ignominious · · Score: 2, Funny

      What if you run out of yellow ink?

      Warning citizen, your Lexmark printer will soon become unpatriotic - please replace the *yellow* cartridge before further printing.

  2. Do as I say, not as I do by A+Boy+and+His+Blob · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I wonder if the government will be using these printers themselves, they have more to hide than anyone else. Now when a confidential document is leaked it can be more easily tied to a government official.

    1. Re:Do as I say, not as I do by protoshoggoth · · Score: 2

      Just be sure to print your whistleblower memos on a black-and-white laser, not a color one.

    2. Re:Do as I say, not as I do by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 5, Insightful
      I wonder if the government will be using these printers themselves, they have more to hide than anyone else.

      Which is exactly why it should be REQUIRED for all government offices, and optional for citizens. Remember, "Where the people fear their government, there is tyranny, where the government fears its people, there is Liberty." - T. Jefferson (? sorry, quote's off the top of my head)

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    3. Re:Do as I say, not as I do by chill · · Score: 1

      Government laser printers and copiers frequently have a small metal plate under the glass that says "property of the U.S. Gov't" and sometimes a serial number.

      It was originally intended to stop people from using the copiers at work for personal business.

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    4. Re:Do as I say, not as I do by ObjetDart · · Score: 5, Interesting
      I wonder if the government will be using these printers themselves, they have more to hide than anyone else. Now when a confidential document is leaked it can be more easily tied to a government official.

      There was an interview on NPR a few weeks ago with Michael Smith, the British journalist who uncovered the "Downing Street Memo." He said that governments already do this: when a classified document is distributed, they often introduce subtle changes in wording from one copy to the next, so that each person receives a very slightly different copy. That way, in theory if the document is leaked, they can figure out who leaked it.

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    5. Re:Do as I say, not as I do by Pakaran2 · · Score: 1

      So this message shows up in all the copies? I can see situations where that would be annoying. If it doesn't, I assume the only function is that if someone is doing personal copying, they can't claim not to have known better?

    6. Re:Do as I say, not as I do by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1


      Unless, of course, the leaker makes his or her own subtle changes to the wording of the document before making it public...

    7. Re:Do as I say, not as I do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think that Dan Rather et al. use them either.

    8. Re:Do as I say, not as I do by Pxtl · · Score: 0, Troll

      That's great for letting the government know who leaked memo X, but what about the people? I mean, government of, by, and for and all that jazz.

    9. Re:Do as I say, not as I do by chill · · Score: 1

      Correct. It shows up in one of the corners. Yes, it is a pain, but it served its purpose. Gov't employees were photocopying REAMS of crap at no cost to them. One or two pages are no big deal, and you can then trim the edge. But, when you're talking about 200-300+ copies of a flyer or church news bulletin it is a different story.

      It was, however, blatantly obvious.

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    10. Re:Do as I say, not as I do by Klivian · · Score: 1

      Rather hard to get right, since you have to change all the differences in your document. And that's rather difficult when you don't know what they are. That's why you always should use somebody else copy when leaking....

    11. Re:Do as I say, not as I do by bedroll · · Score: 1, Redundant
      According to a quick search you got it right.

      http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/t/thomasj eff169586.html

    12. Re:Do as I say, not as I do by wolenczak · · Score: 1

      Just xerox in high contrast the documents to leak and destroy the laser prints.

    13. Re:Do as I say, not as I do by HangingChad · · Score: 1
      Now when a confidential document is leaked it can be more easily tied to a government official.

      The code name for that project is Operation Turd Blossum.

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    14. Re:Do as I say, not as I do by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The Xerox machine might also have this ID tech built in.

      The toner from a laser printer or copy machine is a kind of plastic. There must be some lithography technique which would use that property as the basis of a low-tech copy method.

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    15. Re:Do as I say, not as I do by J'raxis · · Score: 1

      I don't think the yellow dots would survive being photocopied or faxed around. Would government offices even use color printers just to print out typical black-and-white documents, memos, etc.?

    16. Re:Do as I say, not as I do by Dominatus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Wouldn't make a spec of difference, unless you are extremely extremely lucky.

      Each copy is only subtly different, and even if you change yours, youre not going to change BACK any of the changes they made unless youre extremely lucky, to the point of impossible. If they find the copied document, they know all the changes you made because, well, they didnt make them. Thus leaving your original copy intact.

    17. Re:Do as I say, not as I do by NineNine · · Score: 1

      If you're talking about the US gov't, it clearly won't matter. They've made it abundantly clear that they can lie all day long and get away with it just fine. We have video proof of several instances, yet nothing ever happens. The gov't is untouchable. Even Bush has *clearly* and on several occasions made baldfaced lies to the world, but nothing has happened. Somehow, I doubt traceable documents will make any difference if CNN doesn't make a difference already.

    18. Re:Do as I say, not as I do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It doesn't matter if the Xerox machine has the ID technology built-in. The point is that when you Xerox a document with an embedded ID, it can only be traced back to the Xerox machine and no further. You can't trace it back to the original printer or to the person who initially printed it.

      Sure, there can be security cameras in gas stations, so you make your copies, then wait a week or two to be sure the tapes are rotated.

    19. Re:Do as I say, not as I do by InvalidError · · Score: 2, Interesting

      But the Xerox ID is not necessarily linked to the original document's origin so unless the copier extracts the dots from the original documents and somehow replicates them on the copy, the means to determine with reasonable proof the most likely origin through ID is lost.

      If a compromising Bush document is printed on a White House colour laser printer then Xerox'd at a local pharmacy before mailing the copy or simply faxing, the exact origin is most likely lost.

      Worst case, buy yellow transparent film if you do not want to take any chances. If the whole page is filtered to be yellow, it makes the equipment's job of picking it up much tougher, assuming said equipment actually tries to pick them up.

    20. Re:Do as I say, not as I do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Paraphrase the content of the memo and let only trusted journalists handle the document and any research related to it. That should be enough to incriminate an individual, and the real document can be released to a grand jury, and to the public after the shitstorm is over.

    21. Re:Do as I say, not as I do by sheldon · · Score: 1

      But Bush didn't get a blowjob.

      So it's ok.

      Right?

    22. Re:Do as I say, not as I do by NineNine · · Score: 1

      Exactly.
       
      Blowjobs are evil.

      Wars are good.

      Welcome to 1984.

    23. Re:Do as I say, not as I do by vsprintf · · Score: 1

      The code name for that project is Operation Turd Blossum.

      Could they get any more devious? They even misspelled blossom to try to cover it up.

    24. Re:Do as I say, not as I do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The idea of having humans do the alterations instead of computers sounds pretty stupid, unless you live in such a disastrous country where its cheaper to pay people to do stuff slow than use computers (or printer electronics).

    25. Re:Do as I say, not as I do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hollywood does the same thing. A script for a film or television show will often have numbers at particular points that are unique to each copy of the script (I believe Star Trek: TNG did this several times with planet/station names, etc).

    26. Re:Do as I say, not as I do by e4tmyl33t · · Score: 1

      It's called the Canary Trap. Very useful. How it works is each copy of a memo has a few words/phrases changed around (usually electronically by computer, etc.) so that each memo is unique. The sending machine keeps a record of which memo goes where, so if somebody squeals something confidential to the media, whom we all know LOVE to quote things word-for-word, usually the juicy bits are what have been 'modified' and therefore traced back to the owner of said memo for immediate backhandage.

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    27. Re:Do as I say, not as I do by Thomas+Shaddack · · Score: 1

      Workaround: Translate it to another language, then back. Good amount of wording gets changed that way. Check of changed/altered meaning is needed, though.

    28. Re:Do as I say, not as I do by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      Or um.. just paraphrase it the old fashioned way?

      Seriously, you're an idiot.

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    29. Re:Do as I say, not as I do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      U.S. government agencies use the same printers and copiers as everyone else. As to how useful microdots might be for tracking leaks, it depends on the agency and their policies. At the one where I used to work, the digital copiers -- which were email enabled multi-function devices capable of creating PDFs on the fly -- did not require people to login in any way. While it would be trivial to narrow the scope of an investigation to a particular floor of a building, narrowing it down to an individual would require a lot more effort. This would be the case in counterfeiting, too.

    30. Re:Do as I say, not as I do by Thomas+Shaddack · · Score: 1
      Or um.. just paraphrase it the old fashioned way?

      There are tools for machine translation out there, not for machine paraphrasing - at least yet. The results can be comical, but it is the cost of automation.

      Seriously, you're an idiot.

      Really?

    31. Re:Do as I say, not as I do by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      Really?

      No, probably not really, but it felt good to say at the time. :-)

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  3. The slippery slope... by BJZQ8 · · Score: 1

    The slippery slope gets slicker every day...

    1. Re:The slippery slope... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Want some grease for that slope? The government has tons of the stuff.

  4. "Evil" Printers? by goldspider · · Score: 4, Funny

    Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

    (I got it first!!!)

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    1. Re:"Evil" Printers? by sprag · · Score: 1

      Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

      [heh, I had to]

    2. Re:"Evil" Printers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In soviet russia, printers print you!
      All you printer are belong to us.

    3. Re:"Evil" Printers? by Richard_at_work · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Im sorry, but the word 'evil' is really being used far too much on slashdot to talk about stuff that isnt evil in anyway, shape or form. It reminds me of the RIAAs usage of the word 'steal', and both parties are using the words wrongly to provide a very specific view in other peoples minds of things that they personally do not like IMHO.

    4. Re:"Evil" Printers? by MmmmAqua · · Score: 1

      Funny story...

      I taught my best friend's six-year-old to say that to his mother when she tells him "no".

      He gets angry calls from his ex about once a week because of something I taught the kid. I'm not her favorite person. :)

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    5. Re:"Evil" Printers? by Suppafly · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Except the Evil is subjective and Steal has a definite meaning.

    6. Re:"Evil" Printers? by hackwrench · · Score: 1

      and then he proceeds to call the Sith evil. The Jedi do a lot of dealing in absolutes in the movie, while the Sith likewise, do some venturing into the grey area.

    7. Re:"Evil" Printers? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They both have definite meanings. What you mean is, "'Evil' doesn't have a legal definition and 'steal' does."

      Don't confuse legality and morality; they are unrelated.

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    8. Re:"Evil" Printers? by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      Yes, steal has a definite meaning, which according to most dictionaries and googles define service, is 'take without the owners consent'. Only the legal definition mentions deprivation of property, yet that is the arguement predominently used against the RIAA using the term 'steal' on slashdot. By all common usage definitions, the RIAAs usage is correct.

    9. Re:"Evil" Printers? by Andrewkov · · Score: 1
      Im sorry, but the word 'evil' is really being used far too much on slashdot

      Are you new here? Slashdot has always used inflammatory rhetoric in the blurbs to generate a flurry of discussion, whether it was warranted from the article or not. I guess it works since most people don't read the articles, they just post based on the Slashdot blurbs.

    10. Re:"Evil" Printers? by Criffer · · Score: 1

      Am I the only one who recognises that the word "only" is an absolute? And so saying that "only the Sith deal in absolutes" means either

      a) Obi Wan's statement is logically inconsistent, or
      b) Obi Wan is a Sith.

    11. Re:"Evil" Printers? by bzipitidoo · · Score: 1

      You begged the point. Steal does indeed mean 'take without the owner's consent'. But 'take' is not the correct term for what is happening to the RIAA. The correct term is 'copy'.

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    12. Re:"Evil" Printers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought Obi-Wan told Anakin, "Only a Sith lord deals in absolutes." I mean, the Sith is the group of dark-side Force practitioners, not a member. That would be a Sith lord or a dark lord of the Sith.

    13. Re:"Evil" Printers? by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      Define "take". If they still have a copy, then I haven't taken it, thus have stolen nothing, even by that definition. Isn't English ambiguity lovely?

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    14. Re:"Evil" Printers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >By all common usage definitions, the RIAAs usage is correct.

      If they were to stop suing others then yes, you'd be right.

      Since I have never heard the RIAA make a statement with the word steal without mentioning legal liability or their latest round of lawsuits, the connection of the legal meaning to the word "steal" is very obvious. To ignore that is to do a disservice to the language.

    15. Re:"Evil" Printers? by Mahou · · Score: 1
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    16. Re:"Evil" Printers? by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      You take a photo, you take liberties, as the next reply down says - theres lots of abiguity in the english language. The RIAA is correct in saying you took something.

    17. Re:"Evil" Printers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Im sorry, but the word 'evil' is really being used far too much on slashdot
      You're right. We really need to start using the same terminology that other people in the USA use. From now on these shall be known as 'terrorist' printers. Now we should see some action. I look forward to the invasion and occupation of Lexmark headquarters. Be free little printer cartidges! Be free!
    18. Re:"Evil" Printers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Always two there are, master and apprentice.

    19. Re:"Evil" Printers? by |/|/||| · · Score: 1
      No, "evil" does not have a definite meaning. Evil is defined by humans, and I highly doubt that you could get a consensus on any particular definition. No word has one definite meaning, although some may have a definite legal meaning.

      I agree that legality and morality are not the same thing, although I would hope that they are at least slightly related. I think that a lot of our laws are amoral, but then so are the people running the country.

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    20. Re:"Evil" Printers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Except the Evil is subjective and Steal has a definite meaning.

      Evil isn't subjective. Or at least, its not obvious that evil is subjective. For example, I happen to think that when something is evil, it is an entirely objective fact about the world.

      So don't be too sure. In fact, there is a good chance you don't understand what you're trying to talk about.

    21. Re:"Evil" Printers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Let me make this simple for you since your preconceived notions are blinding you from the facts. When "stealing" is defined in terms of "take", then it's not in the sense of "take a picture". Think about it; you can't "steal" a picture of someone.

      When you infringe on a copyright, you copy it, you don't take it.

    22. Re:"Evil" Printers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      No, "evil" does not have a definite meaning. Evil is defined by humans
      Unlike every other English word.
    23. Re:"Evil" Printers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
      Hmph. I mod thee "-1 Evil".

      What, no "Evil" moderation? Dammit.

      I metamod the moderation system "Unflavorful."

      What, only "Fair" and "Unfair"? What a country!

    24. Re:"Evil" Printers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the dictionary would probably have presented the possessive form of the word "owner" correctly. /Just sayin'

    25. Re:"Evil" Printers? by Fareq · · Score: 1

      except of course between the death of one apprentice and the finding of the next...

    26. Re:"Evil" Printers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The word is merely a recognizable label for something. Think C and pointers. The word evil is a pointer to the definition of the word in memory.

    27. Re:"Evil" Printers? by TuringTest · · Score: 1

      So you do think that evilness is embedded in objects? (i.e. a property of those objects)

      If not, why do you say it's objective?

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    28. Re:"Evil" Printers? by Evil+Adrian · · Score: 1

      Think about it; you can't "steal" a picture of someone.

      LOL! Someone is getting snippy when the truth is revealed.

      And anyway, you certainly can steal a picture. You can't take a picture of someone for marketing purposes without their consent, because you are then depriving them of income which is due to them, yadda yadda yadda. Taking something that doesn't belong to youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

      Semantic arguments are idiotic... it's just a way of talking yourself into the idea that piracy is A-OK (it's not.)

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      evil adrian
    29. Re:"Evil" Printers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about the word 'owner'? In a P2P copyright violation situation, the owner of the song is giving full consent to make a copy. The copyright holder is not giving his consent, but the copyright holder does not own bits on the computer. They have the right to control some of the actions the owner of those bits can take with those bits, but they don't own those bits.

    30. Re:"Evil" Printers? by arbitraryaardvark · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you would prefer the terms "unconstitutional, felonious, and tortious" to "evil". EFF has a better track record than I do of winning these sorts of cases.
        The right to anonymous press has been upheld by the supreme court at least 4 times.
      Talley v California, McIntyre v Ohio, Buckley v American Constitional Law Foundation, Watchtower v Stratton. Lower courts haven't always followed these rulings.
      Links at majors.blogspot.com. The first amendment was adopted in part in response to the Peter Zenger case, in which Zenger was busted for printing anonymous books.
      A jury refused to convict him.
      Any printer company doing this might be suable.
      Deep pockets, lots of lawyers, no qualified immunity. Maybe they would respond to a cease and decist request.

    31. Re:"Evil" Printers? by thegrassyknowl · · Score: 1

      I think it's evil...

      I don't want my priceless family snapshots (Which were all taken on a digital camera) to be trackable back to the printer they were printed on... In fact, the printing of extra yellow dots alters my photos.

      There are two courses of action here:

      1. They have illegally modified a copyrighted work and produced a derivative work by adding extra dots. I did not authorise the addition of extra yellow dots to my images, and I certainly do not have any control as to whether they are added or not.

      2. You have defaced my priceless memories you evil printer bastards, you. I demand $infinite in compensation for your deliberate and malicious vandalism.

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    32. Re:"Evil" Printers? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      define:evil

    33. Re:"Evil" Printers? by erveek · · Score: 1

      Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

      Isn't that an absolute?

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    34. Re:"Evil" Printers? by Chandon+Seldon · · Score: 1

      Yea, if you're willing to abuse the word "owner" and "take".

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    35. Re:"Evil" Printers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Where did I say that piracy is OK?

      What's not A-OK is sloppy thinking, which is what you are advocating.

      BTW, taking unauthorized pictures isn't stealing either. The example you described is a case of trademark law. You really need to study up on some background before you spout off about which crime or tort is which.

    36. Re:"Evil" Printers? by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      "Only a Sith deals in absolutes."

      The following statement is true:
      The preceeding statement is false.

      Only Lucas would right something like that and not betray any knowledge of the self-referential irony.

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    37. Re:"Evil" Printers? by Snaller · · Score: 1

      Except the Evil is subjective and Steal has a definite meaning.

      Yet people keep using steal to mean things it doesn't.

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      If Google really cared they would fix Android Chrome to reflow text, instead of discriminating
    38. Re:"Evil" Printers? by Evil+Adrian · · Score: 1

      taking unauthorized pictures isn't stealing either

      Depriving someone of income that is due to them sure feels an awful lot like stealing, doesn't it?

      The original poster made clear that it is not about semantical arguments and legal definitions, this is about getting to the heart and soul of what piracy is (and what unauthorized use of someone's likeness, while we're at it), which is basically theft, even if the legal definition is different.

      It's not sloppy thinking at all.

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      evil adrian
    39. Re:"Evil" Printers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Depriving someone of income that is due to them sure feels an awful lot like stealing, doesn't it?

      It may "feel" like stealing to you, BUT IT ISN'T STEALING. It's a different offense, legally, morally and otherwise.

      If I vandalize your car, I've deprived you of use of the car. But I *vandalized* it, I didn't steal it. The same goes for thousands of other crimes and torts. Most of them "deprive" the victim of something, but they're NOT all stealing.

      Your attempt to redefine "stealing" to mean directly or indirectly "depriving" somebody of something is indeed plain old sloppy thinking.

      What part of that do you not understand?

    40. Re:"Evil" Printers? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      Like I care about consensus. This modern idiocy that everyone has to agree on what evil is for evil to exist is absurd. The fact that two people can disagree on what it is to be evil in no way detracts from the concept.

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    41. Re:"Evil" Printers? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1
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    42. Re:"Evil" Printers? by |/|/||| · · Score: 1
      So you're saying that evil exists outside of the human mind? I don't get it. Evil is a category, more than anything. Some people group certain behaviors or other people into that category. I think that there's a lot of overlap in the sets that different people consider "evil", but that hardly makes evil some kind of universal force.

      Evil exists only as a concept - a human abstraction - and is meaningless otherwise. Think about it - if I say that something is large, or cold, or liquid, I'm actually describing a physical feature of that object. If I say that the object is "beautiful", I'm assigning a quality to it that only makes sense to me and to other entities that think in the same way that I do. Beauty is truly in the eye and in the mind of the beholder - it means nothing outside of the observer. Evil is much the same.

      In fact, it's pretty easy to see where the concept of evil came from in the first place. Evil is that which breaks down society. The humans that were our ancestors decided (by collective, unspoken consensus) that murder and stealing were "wrong". As a result, these humans were able to form cohesive groups and become the successful species that we are today. Many other animals steal, murder their own kind, even eat their own offspring. That's nature. Hyenas have no concept of evil. Humans basically made up some useful rules that allowed them to succeed as a group. Other groups probably had different rules - and weren't as successful. Even today, we're still trying to optimize our set of "morals." Rules that worked in the dark ages don't necessarily work in modern society, and modern ideas about individuality and equality demand new morals that didn't exist in the past.

      Upholding human society is the very foundation upon which our morals are built, but I don't think that most people give it much thought. A lot of people don't think that they need to follow the moral rules set by society, because they can't see the basis for them. Why shouldn't I steal? What makes it wrong? What is the basis for saying that stealing is wrong? The answer is that our cohesion as a group is at stake. We have morals so that we can continue to exist. Not all of them are necessary or even fair anymore, but those will be shed even as we adopt the new ones that we need.

      Oh and, no offense, but does "SatanicPuppy" mean that you believe in Satan? Satan is another in a long line of mythological characters, with no basis in reality. He's a fictional character created to represent everything that we fear and loathe. Satan is no more real than Adam and Eve or Santa Claus. Don't be a fool.

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      [javac] 100 errors
    43. Re:"Evil" Printers? by Luke-Jr · · Score: 1

      Evil is the lack of good. All words are defined by humans. You couldn't get a consensus to agree on the definition for stealing, note.

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      Luke-Jr
  5. Um... by TWX · · Score: 1

    Just about all of them? I'd be surprised if a major color printer company wasn't adding something to the print job as it came through.

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    1. Re:Um... by Valiss · · Score: 0

      So, what, exactly is added to a print to make it traceable? I have my printer here and I printed a document earlier but I can't seem to find any identifiable markers on it. How is this tech accomplished?

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      -Valiss
    2. Re:Um... by AllahsAvatar · · Score: 0

      TFA says: "The dots' minuscule size, covering less than one-thousandth of the page, along with their color combination of yellow on white, makes them invisible to the naked eye, Crean says. One way to determine if your color laser is applying this tracking process is to shine a blue LED light--say, from a keychain laser flashlight--on your page and use a magnifier."

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    3. Re:Um... by LostCluster · · Score: 0, Redundant

      RTFA... The technology adds pixel-sized yellow dots about every inch.

    4. Re:Um... by Valiss · · Score: 1

      So this one dot can uniquely identify every printer sold? Or does the dot just indicate the make/model?

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      -Valiss
    5. Re:Um... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You just duped a comment below yours

    6. Re:Um... by AllahsAvatar · · Score: 0

      "dots" As in more than one. And it indicates the serial number also.

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  6. Snakeoil? by matt21811 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Crean describes the device as a chip located "way in the machine, right near the laser" that embeds the dots when the document "is about 20 billionths of a second" from printing.

    "Standard mischief won't get you around it," Crean adds." .

    Sounds like your classical security through obscurity bluster. It is probably not that hard to bypass at all using no more than a chewing gum wrapper and a paperclip. The best way to defeat this might not be legally but instead with some simple FAQ's on the internet describing how to disable the "feature".

    Can someone work out how to do this please.

    1. Re:Snakeoil? by Pxtl · · Score: 4, Funny

      If it's behind the laser window, you're screwed. Optics are touchy to a level that can only be described as premenstrual.

    2. Re:Snakeoil? by Drachemorder · · Score: 1
      "Optics are touchy to a level that can only be described as premenstrual."

      Oh, so printers are female? No wonder I can't understand them.

    3. Re:Snakeoil? by Devistater · · Score: 1

      Just think it through. Whats the easiest way to accomplish this so it cant be disabled and yet can add info reliably based on the hardware serial number of the laser?

      Why by modifying the output JUST before it hits the laser. Flip a few pixels at certain locations.

      Similar in idea to having a flashlight lens with a few drops of paint spattered on it. You will see it in the output in same position every time.

      Kinda tough to remove an little hardware chip right next to laser (or even inside laser assembly). Sure you could smash it with a hammer if you were lucky, but then the printer would not function. You'd end up having to figure out how the chip works and maybe soldiering a wire or three to bypass it. And how many (even at slashdot) are going to go poking around in thier expensive color laser printers with soldering irons?

    4. Re:Snakeoil? by GojiraDeMonstah · · Score: 1

      ...bypass at all using no more than a chewing gum wrapper and a paperclip... Can someone work out how to do this please.

      I think you mean MacGuyver.

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      "Stop throwing the Constitution in my face, it's just a goddamned piece of paper!" - George W. Bush Nov. 2005
    5. Re:Snakeoil? by Infinityis · · Score: 1

      Sure...just make sure your printouts include a few very very small yellow dots at random locations. That way, you decrease the signal-to-noise ratio, and the manufacturer can't trace the printouts back to you (as it appears that only the manufacturers have the tracing ability).

      You will want to make sure those random dots are printed in the same location consistently though, because otherwise they can compare two printouts of yours and see what's in common. Basically, you can get security making sure a single printed out sheet can't be traced back to you, or security that two or more printed sheets will not identify your computer unless another sheet is available that is known to come from your printer. So you can be certain of one or the other, but not both, kinda like the Heisenburg Uncertainty Principle

  7. I understand now! by ErikTheRed · · Score: 4, Funny

    This explains all of the random pin-misfires I'm having on my dot-matrix printer! Thank God that it's just my government protecting me from terrorists^H^H^H counterfeiters.

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    1. Re:I understand now! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe that explains why every time my printer goes to print "F", you see "K"

    2. Re:I understand now! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Terroricounterfiet is indeed a vile scourge.

    3. Re:I understand now! by morcheeba · · Score: 1

      back in the day, I wrote a first-cut at a graphics dump program for the Apple II. The screen data was stored in bytes horizontally, and the printer wanted bytes stored vertically. Instead of doing the translation, I printed a whole screen line with just one pin of the printer. Then I'd move the paper up 1/144" and print the next scan line. It was 1/8th the speed of other dump programs, but it worked.

      It turns out that the pin I used was the bottom pin. That's the one that the printer used only for descenders, like in "g" and "y". It turns out this pin started to fail after printing only a few sheets of dark graphics! So, my high school reports started having random misfires in some of my lower case letters.

    4. Re:I understand now! by whovian · · Score: 1

      I did something similar on an Atari 800XL in hand-coded machine language. First was a plain screen dump of the hi-res graphics mode (I think 320x260 or so), and later I added a magnify routine. Good times, good times.

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    5. Re:I understand now! by morcheeba · · Score: 1

      yep yep! My machine language routine printed one line at a variable horizontal magnification. The applesoft portion called this and controlled the vertical scale (using floating point)

    6. Re:I understand now! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ha ha. Let me tell you about the tomato sandwich I had today.

  8. Here's one by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 3, Funny

    My old Epson LX: printouts are so atrocious you just know they come from an LX: they embed the printer model in the form of smears and distortion in the text.

    Then again, I just use it to print listings, it's not exactly photo-quality...

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  9. Finding Evil Printers by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 4, Funny

    Finding Evil Printers should be easy. Just test for the Evil Bit.

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    "It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."
    1. Re:Finding Evil Printers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That one is right next to the "on fire" bits....

    2. Re:Finding Evil Printers by eth1 · · Score: 1

      "Finding Evil Printers should be easy. Just test for the Evil Bit."

      What's the SNMP MIB for that? :)

    3. Re:Finding Evil Printers by ipb · · Score: 1

      6.6.6

    4. Re:Finding Evil Printers by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 1
      Just test for the Evil Bit.

      ... or look for printers with goatees and a bad attitude.

    5. Re:Finding Evil Printers by PakProtector · · Score: 1

      Hey! As a member of the 'Goatee and Bad Attitude' sub-culture in America, who is not at all evil, I take offense at that!

      I mean, just look: Here's a Picture of Me. (Sorry about the Goatee being covered up in that picture.)

      Now I ask you: Is that the kind of person who would stab you in the back?

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      man: no entry for woman in the manual.
      "Qua!?"

  10. very informative by mnemonic_ · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    In short, you have no idea how it works and want someone else figure it out. Wow, that's just what the EFF just asked in the story.

    1. Re:very informative by matt21811 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Err no, they ask for "you to print and send us test sheets from your color laser printer and/or a color laser printer at your local print shop."

      Not to figure out how to disable it.

  11. Dead giveaways by winkydink · · Score: 4, Funny

    The print heads rotate 360 degrees while ejecting green ink at great force and saying, "your mother svcks cocks in hell".

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    1. Re:Dead giveaways by BabyDave · · Score: 1

      I don't think that's a good indicator - HP Deskjets been doing that for years.

    2. Re:Dead giveaways by Bradee-oh! · · Score: 1

      And HP Deskjets are evil... therefore...

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    3. Re:Dead giveaways by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hm you sensored 'suck' but left 'cock' the way it was? weird.

    4. Re:Dead giveaways by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or it has friggin laser beams on its printing heads?

      No point in asking for a million dollars anymore - why not print it? :p

    5. Re:Dead giveaways by winkydink · · Score: 1

      it still changes the phrase

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      "I'd rather be a lightning rod than a seismometer." -Ken Kesey

  12. The first thing I think about.... by isa-kuruption · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Yes, the first thing I think about when printing out mapquest directions is whether the government will know which printer printed it! OMFG what if they know someone wants to go to Boston?!?!?! HOLY SHIT!

    But I guess it'd be easier for them just to track my ezpass tag!

    1. Re:The first thing I think about.... by Trigun · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Print out a letter to a congressman, or even better, one about a certain CIA agent who's husband doesn't want to toe the political line, or an e-mail saying who was responsible for the aforementioned leak, and tell me that it won't be a bit tempting to track it down, even if there was no actual crime committed.

    2. Re:The first thing I think about.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL that's just called paranoia ;)

    3. Re:The first thing I think about.... by Trigun · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Just because you're paranoid, doesn't make it any less true.

      You want to stop counterfitters? Design real money, instead of the single-colour, same sized bills that they keep making. Take the mom-and-pop operations out of the picture, then work on the foreign governments, and organized criminals.

    4. Re:The first thing I think about.... by InfiniteWisdom · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "I have nothing to hide" is a very dangerous way of thinking

    5. Re:The first thing I think about.... by div_2n · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Or how about this: You are going away for a month on vacation. You print out access codes to your house alarm system. Heck, just for fun, you also print out some temporary admin passwords to some servers you run and give the paper to your most trusted friend in the world to fill in for you while you are gone to watch over the servers and water your plants.

      He accidentally loses the paper. Somehow it ends up in the hands of a black hat. Now all the black hat needs is to know WHO printed this list to take advantage of the situation.

      Now how do you feel about your identity stored on that paper?

      It isn't what it WILL be used for, it's what it COULD be used for that bothers me.

    6. Re:The first thing I think about.... by paulbiz · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually there was a serial killer here locally (who received no press, because he only kidnapped, tortured and killed black women, but thats a different topic). Anyway he was finally caught because he mailed the local newspaper a map of where one of the bodies was buried. The police could tell by the map that it was printed from Microsoft's map site (whatever it's called) and MS kept logs of everything, and were able to narrow it down to that exact map and get his IP address, which lead to his ISP and eventually his arrest (he killed himself in jail the next day).

      So, sometimes they DO want to know who printed that map to Boston!

    7. Re:The first thing I think about.... by shawn(at)fsu · · Score: 1

      Didn't they do this when they added sections of the bill that chaged color depending on the angle veiwed from. I would look and say what section it is but I don't cary cash anymore.

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    8. Re:The first thing I think about.... by Trigun · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It was only a half-assed measure. I've been saying it from day one. Sequentially larger bills to avoid bleaching them and printing larger denominations on the bill, large watermarks that are difficult if not impossible to reproduce on consumer-grade equipment, put the metallic stripes on the outside of the paper so that you don't have to really study what it is, and different colours for different bills, will stop this penny-ante bullshit in its tracks. You won't have kids running off fake bills on their home printers, you won't have to put all the crap into the software to prevent people scanning it, and you won't have to fuck with people's laser printers.

      Of course it means getting new presses and plates, but they make new plates all the time, and continue to make new dies so that every state can have their slogan on it, and Fark can have a Photoshop contest.

    9. Re:The first thing I think about.... by cagle_.25 · · Score: 1

      Nah, just pay for everything in cows and goats. Spotting a phony cow is easy.

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    10. Re:The first thing I think about.... by Matilda+the+Hun · · Score: 1

      I don't know what kind of upbringing you've had, if your mom and pop are counterfeiting money...

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    11. Re:The first thing I think about.... by ashridah · · Score: 1

      Interestingly, Australia's had plastic-based 5, 10, 20, 50 and 100 dollar notes for a while now (1 and 2 dollars are coins instead). The money's also surprisingly durable.

      I'd be curious to know how that's affected counterfeiting here.

      It'd have definently taken printers out of the equation tho, but I wonder how hard it is to create replacements.

      I haven't heard of any major busts, but that doesn't mean it's not happening.

      ash

    12. Re:The first thing I think about.... by FussionMan · · Score: 1

      It is good that in this case Big Brother was able to provide justice. I'm not sure that Big Brother will always be as just, and will never be used to suppress and oppress individual Liberty. Don't forget that people willingly continue to fight, suffer and die for Liberty.

    13. Re:The first thing I think about.... by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      No kidding.. trying to tear an Australian dollar should be a qualification for the World's Strongest Man contest. It's also interesting how the size of the bill varies by value, which both complicates counterfeiting and protects people who are visually impaired.. no possibility of the clerk saying "I promise, these are all $100s."

      Now if only the exchange rate would go back down to 50 cents to the US Dollar so I could have another great vacation on the cheap.

    14. Re:The first thing I think about.... by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Oops, meant 50 US cents to the AUS dollar.

    15. Re:The first thing I think about.... by jimmyharris · · Score: 1

      It's not just Australia who has them, according to this (2002) article there are around twenty countries using plastic notes.

      As an Australian, I imagine that the notes would be quite hard to fake. They look and feel like plastic and have a clear plastic section with a hologram printed on it. You'd certainly need more than just some fancy paper and a colour laser printer!

    16. Re:The first thing I think about.... by raehl · · Score: 1

      "Bad news boys, our counterfeiting operations have been foiled. They changed the size of the bills!"

      Yeah, that'll stop 'em.

    17. Re:The first thing I think about.... by releppes · · Score: 1

      Or, one could redesign the concept of currency all together. Think about it. By today's standards, a physical object representing currency is pretty obsolete. Coins, bills, check, etc.... Do we really need them? Instead of producing a physical object to represent currency and then developing all these elaborate schemes to prevent manipulation of their value, we should just improve the means of tracking currency itself. Imagine that instead of using physical money, currency was passed around via a credit card like scheme (the cost of developing is actually cheaper than money!). A credit like device used to hold an unspecified value. Now, unlike today's credit cards, what needs to be developed is a way to track the actual funds that went into that credit card. So when one goes to redeem the value of that credit, an institution can verify the acutal value via a "money trail". Now some would say that infringes their rights because it would allow a trace on all their currency. However, as much as I believe in individual rights, I find people that are paranoid about such things generally tend to be the people who have something to hide and thus need to be watched anyway. Now I'm sure the crime of counterfeiting would just change into something like falsifing a money trail (hacking accounts and what not). It's not a perfect scheme, but compared the amount of efforts we put into paper money, it'd be an improvement. It would mean we stop using paper money all together and you can only purchase via credit cards (temporary anonymous cards taking the place of money). That would be a big change for some people, but think about how society changed when the concept of money was first introduced. No more trading chickens, only wooden nickels accepted for beer. The same change needs to be imployed today. No more swapping currency representations, only credit transactions allowed.

    18. Re:The first thing I think about.... by Trigun · · Score: 1

      It'll stop them bleaching $1 bills and printing fifties. The organized rings are still the big issue, but at least you don't have the secret service running after some kid when he copies his lunch money.

  13. Hmmm... by TheOtherAgentM · · Score: 2, Funny

    Let me go ahead and print those model names out for you. Oh no! They know now!

  14. Getting the word out by rocketman768 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    EFF deserves a bit of respect for this. They're trying to let everyone else know what companies are doing behind their little white walls to lock you down. Personally, I'm going to make a donation right now to EFF. They need some big-time exposure to change the normal cow-like brainless mob of AOL users into intelligent thinkers.

    1. Re:Getting the word out by Shadez666 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Turning AOL'ers into thinking beings would require one mother of a donation!

    2. Re:Getting the word out by Trigun · · Score: 1

      You'd need a father of a donation too to completely fix their genetic makeup.

    3. Re:Getting the word out by Feyr · · Score: 1

      the EFF is one of the few org i'd really consider donating to. unfortunately they only care about the US.

      does anyone know of a canadian equivalent ? beside the similar sounding, but defunct looking, Electronic Frontier Canada?

    4. Re:Getting the word out by KillShill · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      if you donate any money to the eff, you'll be branded as aiding a terrorist organization.

      i only wish i was kidding.

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    5. Re:Getting the word out by Jherek+Carnelian · · Score: 1

      They need some big-time exposure to change the normal cow-like brainless mob of AOL users into intelligent thinkers.

      It will never happen. The best we can hope for is to herd the cow-like brainless mob in the right direction, maybe even cause a stamped to knock down some of the walls of stupidity that have been put up recently, but regardless, they will never become intelligent thinkers.

    6. Re:Getting the word out by ntk · · Score: 4, Informative

      It's not true that the EFF "only cares about the US", although its true the core of our expertise is in that country. We now have three people working on international issues. Cory Doctorow works in Europe; Gwen Hinze, an Australian, works on WIPO and free trade agreement issues. Ren Bucholz has just moved up to Canada and will shortly be taking on the job of policies in the Americas.

      And EF Canada *is* still around.

    7. Re:Getting the word out by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      brainless mob of AOL users into intelligent thinkers - ha! That's a combination of words you wouldn't normally see put together into a single sentence!

      A new oxymoron: Intelligent AOL thinker. ooohhh. I think I just hurt my spine and the brain attached to it.

    8. Re:Getting the word out by pclminion · · Score: 1
      They're trying to let everyone else know what companies are doing behind their little white walls to lock you down.

      Oh drop the bullshit. The corporations don't care. If there is a market for printers that lack counterfeit-protection, then some company somewhere will make them. If legislation is passed saying that companies must put such-and-such technology in their printers, then obviously they must do so.

      The printer manufacturers are not taking part in some conspiracy to "lock you down." Jesus. They are trying to make money. What does HP care if somebody is making counterfeit bills? They only care because of government pressure.

      So complain about the government "locking you down," but leave the printer manufacturers out of it.

    9. Re:Getting the word out by Feyr · · Score: 1

      i wasn't really clear in my last post. what i really meant is, where most US issues affect canada too, the eff really has no official presence in canada. or none that i could find. as far as i can determine they are not even registered as a non profit. which doesn't really mean much, but it would help give them credibility. the eff's site doesn't say anything about canada, eff.ca belongs to some european import company, and even google doesn't turn up anything

      as for the EFC, are you sure they are still around? the last post on their website is dated march 2004. considering minister Frula's plan to introduce a DMCA-like law these days, it's rather odd it doesn't even get a mention there. that lead me to think it's defunct.
      and yeah. again, not a registered non-profit.

    10. Re:Getting the word out by SSpade · · Score: 1

      Read this before you donate to the EFF. Some of their policies are good. Others you may disagree with.

      The EFF opposes blocking or filtering of any spam sent by any charity, government, political party, political action group or private individual.

    11. Re:Getting the word out by mollymoo · · Score: 1

      I've got a nice big donation for Connie. She was hot!

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    12. Re:Getting the word out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "cow-like brainless mob", do you mean "sheeple"?

  15. Do an exchange... by tktk · · Score: 5, Funny
    If you think you've done something illegal or just don't want to be tracked, I'll take the fall for you.

    Send your current model color laser printer to me. I'll even send you a 7 year old inkjet that I currently use as a footrest.

  16. let see it then by FFON · · Score: 0, Troll

    pics or stfu

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    1. Re:let see it then by mcsnee · · Score: 1
  17. Imbedded sexy pictures too? by surfer9joe · · Score: 0

    Wouldn't it be cool if some printers are also secretly imbedding sexy pictures as well, ala "grand Theft Auto?"

  18. Hah! by 0110011001110101 · · Score: 1

    Good luck tracking me "evil" printing bastards... I haven't replaced my ink-cartridge in years!! BUHAHAHAH

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    Don't anthropomorphize computers: they hate that.
  19. Ah, this explains everything by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 2, Funny
    If not everything, at least it explains why the Bush National Guard documents were retyped in Microsoft Word with default settings.

    Without a doubt those Selectric[tm] typewriters circa 1969 all had type balls with tiny imperfections to let them be identified if ever used to leak documents potentially affecting a presidential election. Whereas Microsoft would never stoop to putting personally identifiable information into Word document files, or print to printers that weren't at least as evil as they are.

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    1. Re:Ah, this explains everything by paulbiz · · Score: 1

      The funny thing is, MS has a free "Remove hidden data" plug-in for Word/Excel etc that will clean up the documents, which are still usable with this "hidden data" stripped out. Why don't they just omit it in the first place?

  20. Evil Printer: by gestures · · Score: 0, Troll

    The EFF is after: me

  21. One way to test by krell · · Score: 1, Funny
    Print a blank page, go downtown, drop it in the mailbox.

    When the postman knocks on your door the next day, holding the blank page and demanding "postage due", you know it your printer is evil and nasty.

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    1. Re:One way to test by Pakaran2 · · Score: 1

      Yeah because it's cost effective to check the printer models for something like that. Also note that this is color laser printers, apparently NOT consumer printers.

    2. Re:One way to test by ScytheBlade1 · · Score: 1

      Go outside, look up in the sky. See that big yellow thing? It's called the sun. That's how far the joke went over your head.

    3. Re:One way to test by whidbey+island+geek · · Score: 1

      Color laser printers are now in the sub $300 price point. They are consumer printers.

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  22. Epson 1280 photo printer by joejoejoejoe · · Score: 4, Informative

    I think my Epson 1280 does.

    If I print anything, even one line of text from notepad, it will print the text, advance the sheet of paper most of the way, print something else you can't really see, then spit out the paper.

    I think this is a good test. If you are printing only to the top of the page, and then it appears to spend time printing where you had no text, you've got one of these...

    -Joejoejoejoe

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    1. Re:Epson 1280 photo printer by harrkev · · Score: 2, Informative

      The article is specifically about laser printers. And you cannot tell if a laser printer is doing this or not, as there is no physical "print head" to move around.

      Ink-jet printers are usually very dumb. So any mischief is done in the driver software.

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    2. Re:Epson 1280 photo printer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      excellent idea, but wont work for laser printers.

    3. Re:Epson 1280 photo printer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      umm wouldn't a better test be to print a page of all spaces?

  23. This might help out my business... by pyst-off · · Score: 0

    I'll send them $100,000,000 in American currency that I've been printing in my basement. If I don't hear back from them, then I guess my printer is ok.

    1. Re:This might help out my business... by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 4, Funny

      It reminds me of the old joke (or was it true?):

      Some amateur counterfeiter was driving around the Appalachians to find some hillbillies to swindle. He found a couple of dumb-looking guys sitting on their front porch, stopped the car and said, waving a freshly printed note: "any of you guys have change for a $18 bill?". One of the guys reach in his pocket and says: "sure, d'ya want 2 nines or 3 sixes?"

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    2. Re:This might help out my business... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, couldn't possibly be true - everybody knows that hillbillies can't do math that totals more than 11 (10 for girls. :o)

    3. Re:This might help out my business... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I actually know someone who was printing out some scans of money to be used for a prop in a low budget movie. (Go ahead, insert your own skeptical comments here). He printed out a couple of sheets then left for an hour to run an errand. When he came back the feds were at his door.

      I kind of wonder if Photoshop didn't "phone home," or possibly a neighbor turned him in as I understand the printer was near a window near a walkway.

    4. Re:This might help out my business... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He is an amateur.

      It is not counterfeiting if it isn't a real denomination.

      It punished under a different law.

  24. You know it's a government operation by Illix · · Score: 1

    I believe EFF on this one, since it sounds exactly like something the government would come up with: expensive, secret, very effective in theory, but in practice probably totally destroyed by simply making a low-res photocopy of the document in question.

    1. Re:You know it's a government operation by rannala · · Score: 1

      But are you sure those copy machines are not "evil" ?-)

    2. Re:You know it's a government operation by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 2, Interesting
      probably totally destroyed by simply making a low-res photocopy of the document in question.

      And there is where they catch you, since photocoiers do this as well. In fact, modern copiers also have "currenty detectors" to prevent money copying, some won't print particular shades like the green of US currency, and many use the same print engines as the printers, so expect this "secret chip" inside them as well.

      What I'm wondering is, what is the chance the chip is an EPROM that is burned with the model and serial number. Then consider:

      1: Remove chip.
      2: Program in new number.
      3: Re-insert chip that printer won't run without.
      4: PROFIT!

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    3. Re:You know it's a government operation by amliebsch · · Score: 2, Insightful
      but in practice probably totally destroyed by simply making a low-res photocopy of the document in question.

      I'd just like to point out that if it forces you to make a low-res photocopy of your counterfeit currency, you either aren't going to be able to use it successfully or will be easily caught. Therefore, the system will have worked as it was intended, and you will have destroyed nothing.

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    4. Re:You know it's a government operation by Illix · · Score: 1

      My take on this situation was not that the EFF had problems with the government attempting to thwart counterfeiters, but with the government using this method to track other documents printed on these machines; the markings on those documents could be pretty easily removed by running them through a grainy photocopier (you could use a really old one, thus neatly solving the problems of a low-res copy and finding one without a similar chip in it in one stroke). So if the government ever did intend to use this system to track anything beyond counterfeit money or other documents that require very high quality, they're pretty much out of luck.

    5. Re:You know it's a government operation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But a low-res $20 should be equivalent to a high-res $10 so there is really no reason why they would catch you that easily as long as you don't try and buy more than $10 worth of goods with a low-res counterfeit $20.

    6. Re:You know it's a government operation by BaudKarma · · Score: 1

      Why should the Government be concerned about the expense? It's not like they have to pay for it.

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    7. Re:You know it's a government operation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, that's only a valid point if you're trying to copy currency, not some other document that's sensitive that you don't want traced back to you.

      So, go to Kinko's, and pay cash, and all they'd be able to know is that one of the machines there was the one that did it. There wouldn't be any trail of what day you made your copy. Of course, you want to make sure the staff there doesn't have any reason to remember you.

    8. Re:You know it's a government operation by Punboy · · Score: 1

      Well, AFAIK you can't reprogram EPROMs, so you'd have to go get a new EPROM...

      But, I think you can reprogram EEPROMs, so lets hope thats what they be

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    9. Re:You know it's a government operation by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      ROMs (Read Only Memories) - manufactured at a factory
      PROMs (Programmable Read Only Memories) - programmable ONCE, then never able to be changed
      EPROMs (Erasable Read Only Memories) - programmable, must be exposed to UV (sunlight works, but a tanning bed works better, and a EPROM eraser works better yet) - can usually be identified by a label on top - if it's removed, and there's a window, it's definitely an EPROM
      EEPROMS (Electronically Erasable Read Only Memory) - An EPROM that doesn't need exposure to UV to be erased - it just needs reprogrammed
      Flash - a subset of EEPROM

    10. Re:You know it's a government operation by Punboy · · Score: 1

      Ah, ok, I forgot that you could use UV to erase the EPROMs.

      Thanks for the clarification. Its been forever since I've worked with them.

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    11. Re:You know it's a government operation by wiml · · Score: 1

      I think there's a very, very good chance that all these printers have in-the-field-upgradeable firmware in Flash, so all you need to do is reverse engineer one printer's firmware, find the "download new firmware" command in it, and use that to produce a software-only printer crack which updates any printer of that model so that it won't print the tracking dots. Instead, it will just print goatse on every third page.

      Re currency detectors, check out the "EURion constellation": PDF, etc. (slashdot, freedom to tinker)

    12. Re:You know it's a government operation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      EPROMs can also be erased with x-rays, which is handy for chips in opaque plastic packages.

    13. Re:You know it's a government operation by Thomas+Shaddack · · Score: 1

      The staff will remember you as the one who was the only one paying cash. In addition, there are those "security" cameras...

  25. For Fun and Profit by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    How about printing out some of JSG Boggs' counterculture art? It's countercounterfeit countercounterrevolutionary!

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  26. A good protection against this by jurt1235 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Use bad quality paper, the version which always smudges the ink a little. That will make super small print into super small smudge.

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    1. Re:A good protection against this by jrockway · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The article is about laser printers, which don't use ink.

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    2. Re:A good protection against this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What version paper do I need to use?
      Maybe someone has a backup, because I just patched my entire surplus to v3.14.1592

      Paper airplanes crash less now.

  27. Bring Back Your Old dot matrix printers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Guess I Better whip out my dot matrix printer.

    1. Re:Bring Back Your Old dot matrix printers by TheScottishGuy · · Score: 1

      nah, break out the daisywheel, just to be safe.

    2. Re:Bring Back Your Old dot matrix printers by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      NO! Daisywheels are identifiable, much like typewriters. Granted, you COULD change the type wheel, but...

    3. Re:Bring Back Your Old dot matrix printers by TheScottishGuy · · Score: 1

      good point, do you think this here stone tablet is serial numbered? or maybe my chisel will be identifiable. :)

  28. Mandatory Monty Python Bit by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 1

    I know about the Naughty Bits, (SetUID, SetGID and Sticky) but the Evil Bit???

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    1. Re:Mandatory Monty Python Bit by Pxtl · · Score: 1
  29. MOD PARENT UP by PakProtector · · Score: 1

    Please Mod that Up '+1, Funny.'

    It's the funniest thing I've read in a while.

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    1. Re:MOD PARENT UP by maelstrom · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      You need to get out more.

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    2. Re:MOD PARENT UP by griffjon · · Score: 2, Funny

      I always set the evil bit on my TCP/IP stack outgoing, just to check for RFC compliance: ftp://ftp.rfc-editor.org/in-notes/rfc3514.txt

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    3. Re:MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please mod down -1. Most offtopic thing I've read in a while.

  30. Stupid question but... by Pakaran2 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How exactly is this supposed to work? I buy a printer with cash from Office Max, take it home, and print some phony money. The money is reported to the secret service, which takes it to the printer manufacturer, which tells them that the printer was shipped to an Office Max in my town.

    Assume I had the common sense to only use the printer for counterfeiting. What exactly do they do now? Get a warrant for every house within 50 miles of said Office Max, and check the serial number on all the printers?

    1. Re:Stupid question but... by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Yes, but when they start checking around and eventually find that you own such a printer, and that you refuse to let them examine said printer, they get a warrant and find that indeed it is YOUR printer that printed the bills.

      Perhaps one day, the use of "cash" will be illegal.

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    2. Re:Stupid question but... by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      They could get the sales database to spit out all of the times the given model of printer was sold, and then pull the security cameras for the times of the transactions.

    3. Re:Stupid question but... by chill · · Score: 1

      No... check the surveilance cameras at Office Max for when the printer was sold. Then, check the surveillance cameras at any place that has received conterfeit cash. Get warrants for people who appear on the films.

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    4. Re:Stupid question but... by badboy_tw2002 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, they simply look at the register for when this thing was sold, then check the security cameras. Unless you bought this thing with a mask on, I bet they now have a photograph of you. Tie it to security cameras of where the bill was passed, and you've got a hard case against someone counterfiting.

      On the flip side, apply this to someone who leaks secret yet damaging information about whatever government institution in an anonymous letter to the Washington Post. The Post is forced to give up the original (as they are similarly forced to give up sources), and the similar process is repeated, although now you're seen as a national security threat and thrown in whatever gulag seems appropriate. I guess you just need to B&W Xerox whatever damning flyers you want to send out, lest those yellow dots track you down!

    5. Re:Stupid question but... by purduephotog · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Say the cashier remembers you because she thought you were cute. ... or scary. ... or nervous.

      Say there are CCTV tapes that still exist; each is checked for the POS timestamp. Each face is added to a 'question' list. You get a knock on your door when someone recognizes you or from your drivers license photo.

      Say you left fingerprints on the paper you used to print the bogus green backs.

      Say you go to stock up on Green Dye number 5 and trigger an alert clerk to write down your license plate, since the Feds had already passed out flyers stating to be on the lookout for individuals purchasing large quantities of this ink as it was used to finance terrorism (we all want to help, right?). Never mind the cash reward.

      Say you buy more quality linen paper reams and someone notes the sale within 200 miles of your OD.

      Say they just get damn lucky and lookup your slashdot ID.

      There are hundreds of ways to screw up when you've broke the law. They just need one break. You need a perfect record of not making one.

    6. Re:Stupid question but... by blackmonday · · Score: 3, Informative

      What makes you think a driver can't call home and register your IP Address to the printer serial number? OR - maybe you sent in a mail in rebate for the printer? Just because you're paranoid don't mean they're not after you.

    7. Re:Stupid question but... by alexborges · · Score: 1

      No. They are certain a thief would pay in credit.

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    8. Re:Stupid question but... by taskforce · · Score: 2, Insightful
      No, more like: You buy a printer with cash from Office Max, take it home and print some money. Through other means, they bust you can raid your house, confiscating your print studio. They take samples of the cash you're alleged to have printed and check to see if the dots match up with the printer.

      Not an ideal, end all solution, but it does help a little bit in getting a conviction if they have something to tie you to the money which you could otherwise just deny having even seen/printed.

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    9. Re:Stupid question but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Buying with cash would only slow them down. Ever glanced up at the ceiling? Your photo would be everywhere in less than 24-hours.

    10. Re:Stupid question but... by chef_raekwon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      you have hit the issue square on the head. This is the reason to not fear this. The printer tracking has been put into printers for many years (over 12) --- it is only starting to make its way into smaller sized inkjets, lasers.

      The main concept is for high yield counterfeiters -- in the past the only way to get a very close copy was to use a 300,000$ machine. This makes tracking simpler for the government, as any machine sold for that amount, is 99% under a service contract. Some machines have ROM built in, to recognize bills, and shutdown/report error. (something like E5004) The Tech's service manual says to 'Contact the Authorities.'

      so, in essence, it is now bleeding down as printer tech gets better. imagine trying to track anything but conterfeit money, with this tracking. needle in the proverbial haystack.

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    11. Re:Stupid question but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the use of cash becomes illegal, then counterfeiting it would be somewhat pointless, eh?

    12. Re:Stupid question but... by rnj · · Score: 1

      "No, they simply look at the register for when this thing was sold, then check the security cameras. Unless you bought this thing with a mask on" I'm sure that everybody will be keeping all of their security tapes forever. Seriously, what's to prevent the eviil geniuses from nuying the printer a long ways away from where they actually use it and waiting a while before using the printer?

    13. Re:Stupid question but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or they check their security cameras :)

    14. Re:Stupid question but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How exactly is this supposed to work? I buy a printer with cash from Office Max, take it home, and print some phony money. The money is reported to the secret service, which takes it to the printer manufacturer, which tells them that the printer was shipped to an Office Max in my town.

      Did you smile for the security cameras when you bought it?

    15. Re:Stupid question but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They just subphoene the database that EFF is building!

    16. Re:Stupid question but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes cause office max keeps security tapes forever...

      and obviously they would know who that customer is right off the bat cause they are superhuman in facial recognition.

    17. Re:Stupid question but... by amliebsch · · Score: 1
      What exactly do they do now?

      Well, one possibility is to use the POS logs to see what time the printer was sold and check their surveillance video. Another is to interview the clerks to see if they remember descriptions of people who bought said printer. Typical police investigation stuff, it's no "magic bullet." Where it will really be useful, though, is in court. If the markings exist, that gives them damn good physical evidence to tie you to every single bill you forged. Otherwise, differentiating forgeries that are deliberately intended to be exact copies and proving that they came from one person and not another is very difficult. That's why they often needed the raw supplies, dies, or witnesses for a conviction; that or catch you with the bogus bills in your possession. This would enable a conviction based only on the recovered bills themselves (and the printer to tie them too, I suppose.)

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    18. Re:Stupid question but... by Alsee · · Score: 1

      pull the security cameras for the times of the transactions.

      You'd be hard pressed to find any place that has video tapes going back several months.

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    19. Re:Stupid question but... by Pakaran2 · · Score: 1

      Ok, you people have a point (and yes, you're -1 redundant to most of the folks who replied to my post :)

    20. Re:Stupid question but... by MightyMartian · · Score: 1
      Guy With Scream Mask: "Sydney, I want to buy this Epson."

      Cashier: "Uh, my name's not Sydney, and why are you wearing a mask? It wouldn't be because you plan on printing counterfeit money."

      Guy With Scream Mask: "Uh, no, um... I have a sister with cancer... no, uh, my dog ate my... no, um um... I'm horribly disfigured and... no... Ozzy Osbourne told me to buy a printer in a dream I had after I hate some mouldy toast."

      Cashier: "In that case, I'll just need to see some identification."

      Guy With Scream Mask: "Um... How about I pay in cash. Got change for a Canadian thousand dollar bill?"

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    21. Re:Stupid question but... by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Because you're not that* stupid and are using CUPS and a Postscript printer instead of closed-source Windows junk?

      *You must be at least a little stupid to be counterfeiting to begin with.

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    22. Re:Stupid question but... by Seelo · · Score: 1

      First of all any counterfeit money you print out has the identifying marks on it. That just screams "I'm counterfeit!" to anyone who knows to look.

      Second if they manage to catch you and search your house and find your printer they can go to a jury and say "Here's the phoney money and this is the printer that made it which we found in the defendant's house." Makes the whole reasonable doubt thing so much easier to meet.

    23. Re:Stupid question but... by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 1
      If the use of cash becomes illegal, then counterfeiting it would be somewhat pointless, eh?

      Yes, but by then, perhaps counterfeiting identity papers will be a valuble skill to have...

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    24. Re:Stupid question but... by paulbiz · · Score: 0

      Just like fingerprinting. When you eventually get arrested for something, they will get the digital signature of your printer, and match it against all the unidentified printed materials in their collection. If any of them match, you're busted.

    25. Re:Stupid question but... by Physician · · Score: 0

      How long do companies keep copies of their surveillance videos?

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    26. Re:Stupid question but... by Yebyen · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Assume I had the common sense to only use the printer for counterfeiting.

      Stop right there... this is the flaw in your argument. Common sense is in fact a fallacy, there is no such thing.

      Actually, most of the protection technology that the government mandates for consumer devices is not for catching hardcore criminals. It really is there to keep us mere plebes in check -- if John Q Public blows $500 of his wife's hard earned money at the strip club, he might try to hide it by printing out a sheet of $20 bills and passing them for groceries once or twice. When the cops inevitably show up, he's going to keep his mouth shut, and he might get away with it if not for the tracking tech. He didn't buy his printer to make a career out of counterfeiting money, but that doesn't mean he wouldn't try it once.

      The real bad-guys are not going to print money with a $99 inkjet they bought at Office Max. Uncle Benny has a warehouse full of highly researched and controlled technology. He's going to smuggle the Hong family straight in from China to slave over the printing presses. He knows about all of the protection technology built into the currency, and he wants the bills to be just right, so the money has a fighting chance of slipping past the eye of a secret service agent.

      What does this mean for you and I? Hard to say. Does the government have evil intentions? Do they intend to track political dissenters? There's no telling for sure, but the possibility exists that they could. All I know for sure is that I will be pasting magazine clippings together to announce the next few Weekly Jihad Society meetings.

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    27. Re:Stupid question but... by gardyloo · · Score: 2, Funny

      Guy With Scream Mask: "Um... How about I pay in cash. Got change for a Canadian thousand dollar bill?"

            Yeah, Epsons can be cheap, but that's not nearly going to cover ink.

    28. Re:Stupid question but... by gardyloo · · Score: 1

      Seriously, what's to prevent the eviil geniuses from nuying the printer a long ways away from where they actually use it and waiting a while before using the printer?

            Ah-hah! You gave yourself away. You're from Van Nuys, aren't you? Better luck next time!

    29. Re:Stupid question but... by rk · · Score: 1

      If I were to ever use a computer and a laser printer for counterfeiting purposes, you can be damn sure I'd never *ever* hook either system up to any network.

      I don't remember to send in rebate forms half the time anyway. :-)

    30. Re:Stupid question but... by hungrygrue · · Score: 1

      If the driver is open source running on Linux, you are probably safe. Something like that would get noticed *REAL* fast. If you were extremely paranoid then you should just avoid installing and using a driver version that has only been out a few days.

    31. Re:Stupid question but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One thing's for sure: if I'm done using the printer - forever - I'd burn it in a trash heap.

      If I sell the printer at a garage sale to some random joe whose appearance I don't care to remember and *he* uses it to print bank notes, I'm fucked.

    32. Re:Stupid question but... by zoloto · · Score: 1

      Let's just say that any real counterfitting is done by people in print shops that use real printing presses with the available skills and resources to do such a thing. Where you can keep everything in house and do it yourself in the off hours after your three employees go home for the night, lock the counterfitting plates or rolls into a safe under the machine itself (and those things are fuggin heavy!) - the real threat is from there and that's the only way to do and order counterfit money. Small bills, denominations that would make money to cover the printing costs and leave you with enough (possibly several thousand) dolllars to get around to gas stations where you knew the attendant or know they don't check much when you come in and order a slurpee (think 7-11) or the local walmart with a friend who works there.

      You know, cameras in many places if you have contacts aren't hard to "pause" recording or make malfunction. Especially for organized crime. It's all it really takes is knowing and having trustworthy people to commit fraud and various other crimes.

    33. Re:Stupid question but... by Old+time+hacker · · Score: 1

      This is why people who take security seriously (such as the intelligence services) retype important documents and then destroy the original. In this way, any identifying marks are removed. The intelligence services also make use of printing mechanisms that uniquely identify copies of documents (think interword spacing patterns). Rekeying destroys all that information.

      Why? Think about moles in the intelligence services, and having them get their hands on original documents from agents in the field. This could compromise the identity of the agent.

    34. Re:Stupid question but... by tighr · · Score: 1

      If I had mod points, you'd get them. Your post was very insightful right up until the end where you said "Jihad Society", at which point I started laughing. Good post! Make sure the feds don't track your UID...

    35. Re:Stupid question but... by Vellmont · · Score: 1

      There's a couple of possibilities you hadn't thought of. Say you can track down a printer to a certain store. How many printers of that model were sold in the last say 6 months? Even if it's as high as a hundred that's a decent lead if you have other leads to correlate that information with. If in your list of names there's a guy who's had a record for counterfeiting or fraud, well that's a good possibility right their.

      There's other possibilities for the technology beyond just finding suspects. Let's say Phunny Joe prints up a bunch of funny money, and sells it to a bunch of rubes for 5 cents on the dollar. Rubey the Rube gets caught passing funny money, and tells the secret service he bought it from Phunny Joe. By this time Phunny Joe has finished this counterfeitting run and has no evidence lying around when the Secret Service raids his house (figuring that some of the rubes are going to get busted..being that they're rubes). Joe kept the printer though, since it was quite expensive and is normal office equipment. Using the encoded serial numbers on the funny money Joe's printer then can be used to prove that Phunny Joe was the original counterfeiter, so Joe goes to prison.

      The other possibilities are just something akin to traffic analysis. Knowing that a lot of counterfeit money is coming from the same printer, and thus the same person is valuable information. It establishes patterns, times of operation, etc.

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    36. Re:Stupid question but... by schwaang · · Score: 1
      Say the cashier remembers you because she thought you were cute. ... or scary. ... or nervous.
      I think you mean hinky . Whatever you do, don't act hinky when you buy that printer.
    37. Re:Stupid question but... by pentalive · · Score: 1

      I suppose if one were going to use the printer to break the law, one should steal the printer from someplace far away from one's home.

      [note to police I have receipts for all my printers]

      Hey, Let's all go out and buy a printer model xyz at our local
      office depot, then we will all meet someplace and swap printers.

    38. Re:Stupid question but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this reminds me of a german open-source anonymizer tool, it was open source but a court order forced the developers to implement some "crime detection" log function and be quiet about it.

      it got noticed after a time and yeah, that much said...

    39. Re:Stupid question but... by Clod9 · · Score: 1
      You didn't know that they were scanning the serial numbers on the bills you used, both when you got them out of the cash machine and when the cashier put the money in the till.

      To really get away with it, you had to steal the cash beforehand, but you didn't, did you? Gotcha!

    40. Re:Stupid question but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey dumbass... security cameras are usually on 30- to 90-minute loops. As long as you don't get caught counterfeiting within 90 minutes of purchasing the printer, you should be fine.

      And there's always eBay.

    41. Re:Stupid question but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm, maybe this is why every damn thing you buy in Office Max or Staples has a rebate offer: so even if you pay with cash, they still find out who you are unless you want to pay 50% more for the equipment.

      Man, it's too hot today to be wearing this tinfoil hat...

    42. Re:Stupid question but... by houghi · · Score: 1

      All valid examples and none explain why there should be an ID on the printer.

      Imagine that the person does NOT have such a printer, then all the points would still be valid. The bills will also be the same in enough other points that they can be linked as coming from source.

      You gave a digital copy of what youe are printing to a friend? Take the fall or rat him out.

      Most likely the person making the prints will sell them to others who will do distribution through again others.

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    43. Re:Stupid question but... by typical · · Score: 1

      Those tapes are on loop or stored for a limited period of time, dude. They might go back a couple of days, but that's it.

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    44. Re:Stupid question but... by typical · · Score: 1

      Perhaps one day, the use of "cash" will be illegal.

      If you aren't a terrorist, if you don't have something to hide, why would you be wanting to use cash, anyway?

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    45. Re:Stupid question but... by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      No, they simply look at the register for when this thing was sold, then check the security cameras. Unless you bought this thing with a mask on, I bet they now have a photograph of you.
      Only if they do so within a fairly short time (24 hours), as the tapes are typically re-used within that time.
    46. Re:Stupid question but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or say you filled out a rebate coupon which required the serial number....

    47. Re:Stupid question but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it will soon be illegal to buy hardware with cash.

    48. Re:Stupid question but... by mollymoo · · Score: 1

      Your chances of being caught go up exponentially with the number of people aware of your crime. I wouldn't trust a bent gas station attendant with my liberty for a few thousand bucks.

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    49. Re:Stupid question but... by JahToasted · · Score: 1

      Shit, I didn't know Martin Riggs was on /.

    50. Re:Stupid question but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What good will that do when you've got a chip implanted in your palm?

      Brush up on your chip fab skills!

    51. Re:Stupid question but... by gobbo · · Score: 1
      What makes you think a driver can't call home and register your IP Address to the printer serial number?

      Let's see... because I'm a responsible network user and filter outgoing traffic?

      Little Snitch works well for me, filters by watching applications rather than ports, and so long as the driver doesn't use a kernel module, catches everything unusual. You might want to look into something like that.

    52. Re:Stupid question but... by plover · · Score: 1
      Because the Secret Service keeps track of every single counterfeit bill passed. Everywhere. They track the date it was passed, who turned it in, what store, what time, which employee reported it, description of the perpetrator, technology used to produce the fake, everything.

      Any of these "yellow-dot-trackable" laser printed bills will also have the serial number / dot-pattern noted and recorded along with the rest of the information.

      Any time a new phony bill comes in, it goes into the system, and unlike Slashdot, they search for duplicates very thoroughly. Let's say there was a bad bill passed in Joe's Bar in Bumblestump, Wisconsin on Friday night. The next Friday night, another bad bill is passed in Bumblestump, but in Fred's Bar down the street. You can bet a real $20 bill that the Secret Service will have someone in both bars the next Friday.

      The one constant they can count on is that greedy people remain greedy. If phony bills are passed more than once, then 99 times out of a hundred the counterfeiter will keep doing it.

      The real purpose of the dots is to tie the crimes together. While they may or may not have your printer's "fingerprint" on file, they will use the dot patterns to match up separate crimes. If your town has had two bad bills passed, they caught you in the act of passing a third, and you owned the color laser printer on which all three were printed? You are not going to walk out of that courtroom without handcuffs.

      The Secret Service takes counterfeiting very, very seriously, and they have zero tolerance for the 'petty' criminals just printing "lunch money". Counterfeiting money is a Federal PMITA prison sentence, first offence. It is not how you want to pay for your lunches.

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    53. Re:Stupid question but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's fried rice, you plick!

    54. Re:Stupid question but... by Snaller · · Score: 1

      There are hundreds of ways to screw up when you've broke the law. They just need one break. You need a perfect record of not making one.

      And express the right opinions, if you don't you are probably suspect and we'll lock up up - not that we can actually prove anything yet - but we will ... in time...

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    55. Re:Stupid question but... by brakk · · Score: 1

      If you did that, you deserve to get caught.

  31. Good lord by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can you do anything these days without having to be tracked, monitored, or identified in some manner?

    1. Re:Good lord by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

      (*that was humorous)

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    2. Re:Good lord by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      I understand that if you move into the hills, strip off your clothes and eat bark, not only won't you be monitored, but they'll likely not want to anyways.

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  32. Simple solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They use yellow dots, so don't have yellow toner, use another colour to do the printing of yellow, and swap the cart out.

  33. Amazing News! by gunpowda · · Score: 1

    And there I was thinking that all printed information is traceable.

  34. Samsung CLP-510 by crabpeople · · Score: 1
    just tried the first sheet from their test pages. I dont see any dots, but I dont know if i can or not. Anyways this printer looks to have no dots and was purchased fairly recently.

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    1. Re:Samsung CLP-510 by gunnk · · Score: 1

      Did you use the technique mentioned in the article for seeing the dots?

      The dots' minuscule size, covering less than one-thousandth of the page, along with their color combination of yellow on white, makes them invisible to the naked eye, Crean says. One way to determine if your color laser is applying this tracking process is to shine a blue LED light--say, from a keychain laser flashlight--on your page and use a magnifier.

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  35. paying in cash? by drxenos · · Score: 1, Redundant

    What if I buy a printer at, say, Staples, buy cash and do not send in the registration? How can they track me then? I think the worse that would happen is they would know that two particular documents originated from the same printer.

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    1. Re:paying in cash? by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 1
      I think the worse that would happen is they would know that two particular documents originated from the same printer.

      One of which may be traceable.

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    2. Re:paying in cash? by gunnk · · Score: 1

      At which time the government asks Staples for the security tape from the day you bought the printer to get a mug shot of you carrying the printer out.

      Obviously, that's a lot of effort, so you'd really have to do something major to warrant that much work.

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    3. Re:paying in cash? by Elfboy · · Score: 1

      Timestamped Sales Reciept, Security Cameras, Cash Transaction.

      Next question...

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    4. Re:paying in cash? by thesnarky1 · · Score: 1

      On its own, not very incriminating (i.e. they couldn't find you, you're right.) But lets say They're able to say document X and Y came from the same printer, X is a forged document, money, or whatever, and Y is a letter you printed and sent to your mother. Then, say they decide to get a supeona for all your computer equipment. Oh, look, yes, that's the printer that's registered to that dot pattern. Yes, it seems like a lot, but comparing text from printers has been used in cases before, its not a new thing. This would just go from finding out which 'p's look the same to looking at tiny dots.

    5. Re:paying in cash? by khrtt · · Score: 1

      They could pretend to be a phone company repairmen, and snap a picture of the serial number plate off the back of your printer with a little spy camera.

      Or, they could break down your door and shove a search warrant down your throat.

      Or, they could go through your garbage and find a sheet of mapquest directions you threw away.

    6. Re:paying in cash? by Sylver+Dragon · · Score: 1

      see: This comment and associated replies.

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      Laziness is the father.
    7. Re:paying in cash? by drxenos · · Score: 1

      I don't belive security tapes are kept that long. Usually they are kept no longer than a month, and most places I know rotate and reuse tapes on alternating weeks.

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    8. Re:paying in cash? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is this redundant? There was one other similar message posted a couple of minutes before--almost the same time! Probably being scribed at the same time. Doesn't make this redundant.

  36. Cash time? by protoshoggoth · · Score: 1
    Well I guess if you pay cash for your color laser printer you're sorta okay. (Meaning, yeah, if they actually come to your house and sieze it they could still tie it to a document, but at that point you're basically done anyway.) Paying cash would prevent the from just taking document X and looking up its author on the oh-so-handy list of Who We Sold Printers To that the manufacturers evidently provide the government.

    Of course, only criminals use cash.

  37. ah slashdot by Ex+Machina · · Score: 0, Troll

    Yesterday's boingboing.net headlines, today (with worse spelling)!

    1. Re:ah slashdot by jrockway · · Score: 1, Insightful

      If you don't like slashdot then don't read it! Unless you have something intelligent to say, just don't click the post button. Click your browser's close button and go back to surfing boinkboink or whatever it's called.

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    2. Re:ah slashdot by Ex+Machina · · Score: 1

      I would say that I read it for the intelligent discussion, but then you stepped into my life.

    3. Re:ah slashdot by Dolly_Llama · · Score: 1

      Unless you have something intelligent to say, just don't click the post button.

      Slashdot would be an awful lonely place if that were the standard...

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  38. I Wonder by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 4, Interesting
    You might be able to see the small, scattered yellow dots printed there that could be used to trace the document back to you...put the "serial number of each machine coded in little yellow dots" in every printout. The millimeter-sized dots appear about every inch on a page, nestled within the printed words and margins.

    And here I was thinking all along that it was just a crappy printer that messed up every inch or so.

    Maybe I could add a few more of mine in Photoshop just to make things more interesting.

    Better that than suggesting that Xerox (and Canon and HP) should be shot for caving into foreign governments who use this to suppress free speech, all the while not telling us that they're doing it.

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    1. Re:I Wonder by NitsujTPU · · Score: 1

      Shot is extreme.

      Boycotted is too.

      No, instead, we just shouldn't buy their products. It's pretty simple. If you don't BUY products designed to take away your freedom, then you keep your freedom.

      Unfortunately, moving the herd of sheep to the safe brand is impossible, making it impossibly expensive, but, I guess that freedom is a privilege of the wealthy.

    2. Re:I Wonder by Thomas+Shaddack · · Score: 1
      Shot is extreme.

      There are times in history when extreme solutions gain on attractivity.

      Boycotted is too. No, instead, we just shouldn't buy their products.

      Isn't not buying their product a sort of a boycott?

      If you don't BUY products designed to take away your freedom, then you keep your freedom.

      First, you have to *know* about it. Second, what can ensure that the "safe brands" won't get a driver update in couple months...

      I guess that freedom is a privilege of the wealthy.

      Other possibility: freedom may also be a privilege of the smart. Few people will mess with $10,000 printer in an attempt to disable the watermarking chip, but put it to a $100 one and geeks with soldering iron start swarming. Remember that a PIC16F873 costs under $2.

      Today we are chipping Playstations. Tomorrow we'll chip printers.

    3. Re:I Wonder by Thomas+Shaddack · · Score: 1
      You may also consider printing out some art on color papers that make the yellow dots highly visible, then call the techsupport and tie them for couple hours demanding a repair of a defective printer that prints things where it shouldn't. Demand talking with the manager, their time is more expensive than of helpdesk drones; think denial of service attack on humans. After all, printing output different from what you told the machine is a sign of defect, isn't it?

      All you need is a plausible scenario why you want to print color output on a paper that is not white. Maybe an art project, maybe some physics experiment.

    4. Re:I Wonder by NitsujTPU · · Score: 1

      There are times in history when extreme solutions gain on attractivity.

      Down, boy.

      Isn't not buying their product a sort of a boycott?

      Not if I don't go around telling everyone else not to buy their product.

      First, you have to *know* about it. Second, what can ensure that the "safe brands" won't get a driver update in couple months...

      The EFF is finding out which printers are naughty and which are nice. Don't download the patch that puts nasty pictures of your mother up on the Internet. It's pretty simple really.

      Other possibility: freedom may also be a privilege of the smart. Few people will mess with $10,000 printer in an attempt to disable the watermarking chip, but put it to a $100 one and geeks with soldering iron start swarming. Remember that a PIC16F873 costs under $2.

      Today we are chipping Playstations. Tomorrow we'll chip printers.


      The next day, we'll be sitting in a federal penitentiary for having crazy ideas about "anonymity" and "not submitting to strip searches on the way to work.' Nah, for all of my optimism, society is going down the tubes. Fortunately, I've turned this all into a game "How quickly can we Plunge into a New Dark Age."

  39. Somewhat disturbing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From the article linked to in the article linked above:

    According to the article, since information about a user is not encoded into the arrangement of markings, law enforcement agencies work with manufacturers to obtain the identities of the persons to whom the printers were sold. In a typical scenario, when distributors sell printers, they obtain information about the purchaser, which is maintained in a database. The purchaser's identity is then associated with the serial number and the manufacturer's name of the machine. A document whose author a governmental agency wants to discover contains only the serial number and the manufacturer's name of the machine on which it was printed, so upon extracting this information from a document, it must consult the distributor responsible for selling the machine. The distributor performs a database query to match the serial number with a purchaser; manufacturers can also do searches if they have access to the database.

    So at least right now, unless the person you sold it to has the serial number tied to your name, they're not going to find you that way. What's disturbing is that there are a lot of ways for a distributor or manufacturer to get that information even if you didn't provide it up front (or "register" your product after purchase). Service quests, telephone support, etc. all gather similar dated.

    Of course, I wonder how long before Congress just passes a law requiring this technology on all printers as well as a comprehensive database of all purchasers tied to serial numbers.

    1. Re:Somewhat disturbing by e_armadillo · · Score: 0

      Congress passes this law, and what next? Registrations and titles for these devices? Otherwise this whole tracking scheme breaks down as soon as the individual sells it to another person, or donates it to a charity.

      I personally couldn't even tell you the names of any of the people who have purchased my old printers. I donate them to the Goodwill. So, now I need to worry that someone else purhcases it, uses it for "EVIL"(Voice of Mermaid Man from SpongeBob), and I am the first stop during an investigation. "Sure you donated it . . . "

      I guess that would mean that the charities would probably be required to collect information, and submit it any time they sold donated devices.

      I don't care what anyone else says here, but this can get messy just about any way you think of it.

  40. Umm... by HyperChicken · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Who cares? So the government could possibly link the printout from MapQuest, cheats for Grand Theft Auto, and Timmy's Amazon wishlist that I threw away came from my printer. Big deal.

    The only time when I can see this being useful to the Government is if I'm doing something wrong. You know, harassing my ex, threatening the President, and that junk.

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    1. Re:Umm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, the problem I see is, and given the state of free speech in places like Europe and our own declining freedoms here, I am very worried when the Government gets in cahoots with those who control our means of dissemating information

      I don't know about you, but I value my anonymity.. I'd hate to see people get hauled in for questioning because they published material that the government deemed to be deviant, seditious, offensive, obscene, or whatever becuase of tracking information embedded by printers.

    2. Re:Umm... by NitsujTPU · · Score: 1

      ...putting up fliers with radical propaganda that asks for things like "no secret trials," and "stop requisitioning my library and medical records."

    3. Re:Umm... by sqlrob · · Score: 1

      Whistleblowing
      Printing flyers for protests

      It's not whether or not what you're doing is wrong, it's whether or not the government *thinks* you are.

    4. Re:Umm... by HyperChicken · · Score: 1

      Well, the problem I see is, and given the state of free speech in places like Europe and our own declining freedoms here, I am very worried when the Government gets in cahoots with those who control our means of dissemating information

      Now that IS something to be concerned about. The problem is the EFF is more conerned with the dots.

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    5. Re:Umm... by a2wflc · · Score: 1

      The only time when I can see this being useful to the Government is if I'm doing something wrong. You know, harassing my ex, threatening the President, and that junk.

      Maybe not useful to the goverment, but bad if your soon-to-be ex can prove that a letter to your girlfriend came from your printer.

    6. Re:Umm... by neurojab · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The only time when I can see this being useful to the Government is if I'm doing something wrong. You know, harassing my ex, threatening the President, and that junk.

      So, in your view, privacy is unimportant unless you have something to hide? In that same vein, if you want privacy, are you automatically a criminal?

      Let's say the government wants to put a chip in your car that tracks your movements ("to fight terrrorism"), Do you have anything to hide then? Perhaps you're going to terrorist school... shouldn't the cops know about that? Why not place the chip directly in your arm just to be safe? Why not, then have everyone get permission from the government to move around the country? If they have nothing to hide, why should it be trouble to ask for permission? Why should people protest the actions of the government if they love their country? Perhaps they are criminals too.

      The invasion of privacy is something we must always fight, because it's a slippery slope, and we will never get back what we once had. The loss of privacy means the death of democracy.

    7. Re:Umm... by orasio · · Score: 1

      Governments don't become corrupt just because of their political orientation. They do, just because they _can_.
      Probably, anyone who has read Marx, would agree that communist regimes wouldn't be such a bad idea, if they didn't give _so_ much power to government over regular people. That kind of power is what leads to corruption.
      If some random government officer can track you, eventually they will, and eventually they will make funded or unfunded assumptions of the danger you are for society.
      The ony thing that shields you from that is some kind of privacy.

    8. Re:Umm... by loqi · · Score: 2, Informative

      Only if the loss of privacy is one-way.

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    9. Re:Umm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You obviously don't understand what makes America a free country. Please go read your history books and stop disresepcting the many lives lost for the freedoms that we have today. And please leave the US and go move to China. The govt. there watches everything but hey you got nothing to fear kuz you've got "nothing to hide".

  41. Easier ways to spot these yellow spots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    It seems like there are a few ways to make it easier to spot these. First, I wonder if they show up different under UV. For example, if you looked at a page of normal black text under UV, would it be possible to spot these dots? Secondly, it's easy to buy color injection refills these days. What if you refill a cartridge with the wrong colors, like putting red in the yellow inkwell? That would give you a test cartridge which should show these dots in an obvious way. Would any of this work?

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  42. Evil Printers... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What kind of evil are we talking about here? The kind where replacement cartridges cost more than the printer itself? Or drivers that are fully supported under Windows but Linux requires black magic to work? Or that cables are not included?

    It's nice to see the EFF trying to stamp out the evil printers. But there's a lot of work to be done.

    1. Re:Evil Printers... by Chapium · · Score: 1

      Upon reading the headline my initial thought was it was refering to those printers that require you to: Install driver, turn off computer, plug in printer, turn on computer, turn on printer, update firmware, push "online" button to work. In that order.

    2. Re:Evil Printers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It requires a blood sacrifice every 666 pages or it forges your signature on a Bill of Sale for one (1) soul to a Mr. Beelzebub. Pretty evil.

    3. Re:Evil Printers... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Did that for a DVD recorder that had a Windows-only firmware upgrader. It wasn't pretty since I got it for my Linux machine. Go figure.

    4. Re:Evil Printers... by Snaller · · Score: 1

      What kind of evil are we talking about here?

      The one where the state knows what you do all the time.

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    5. Re:Evil Printers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hye fat ass...i liked your website about us. i was wondering if you had a lard ass sister like you but then again your parents are too fat to have been able to procreate a second time. what with your mom absorbing people into herself whenver they mate- im amazed he survived. i hope your workouts are enjoyable and u dont hurt to many people with your man-titties and fat flapping as you run on teh treadmill SUPER-SIZED LARD ASS!!

    6. Re:Evil Printers... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      You bore me. Move along. There's nothing for you to see here.

  43. So use more yellow dots! by Malluck · · Score: 1

    Yellow dots have just become the new white.

    Plan ahead and incorperate random millimeter-sized yellow dots throughout your document...

    If done correctly their tracking info is useless.

    1. Re:So use more yellow dots! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or just use yellow paper.

  44. Isn't this a good thing? by axonal · · Score: 1

    Isn't having this feature a good thing? Its definitely not human-readable and easy to trace, but I'm sure to some CSIs it's good to have for investigation into ransom notes. Wouldn't this technology be similar to being able to have bullets which they can trace back to the gun by the markings made on it? Why doesn't the EFF fight to make it impossible to trace bullets while they are at it?

    1. Re:Isn't this a good thing? by mcsnee · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Yeah, sure... it's great, until something you'd like to print becomes politically unpopular.

    2. Re:Isn't this a good thing? by Sylver+Dragon · · Score: 1

      Bullets are rarely used for anonymous, constitutionally protected, speech.

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    3. Re:Isn't this a good thing? by jrockway · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Maybe because there is a legitimate need of not having your printouts tracked? And because they're the Electronic Frontier Foundation, not the Gun Frontier Foundation.

      Anyway, the gun tracking is mostly looking for manufacturing defects that somehow mark up the bullet as it's fired (scraping off pieces of metal as it's shot through the barrel). Gun makers are not intentionally putting tracking data on to the bullets!

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    4. Re:Isn't this a good thing? by CharlieHedlin · · Score: 1

      I pay my dues to the NRA for this very reason.

      Tracing bullets isn't as east as many gun control advocates make it out to be. It also would also require every gun sold to be registered, which history tells us often leads to government confiscation. The British did this leading up to the American Revolutionary War. California has done this on certain classes of weapons in more recent history.

      Over years of use the markings left by a gun can change. The system of tying bullets to a gun already in custody works well, because it's typically done within a short timeframe of the crime.

      This is why I want a political party that will let me keep my guns and money without forcing religion into government. The Libertarians are close, but I am not fond of their foreign policy.

    5. Re:Isn't this a good thing? by jrockway · · Score: 1

      I really should have said "Western Frontier Foundataion" instead of "Gun Frontier Foundation". :) Gun Frontier Foundation? That's probably the dumbest thing I've ever read on slashdot :)

      Why is the damn coffee shop closed on Wednesday!?

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    6. Re:Isn't this a good thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IANAMOEFF but I suppose they are worried about the limitations to the freedom of expression. The identifying marks in the bullets and the identifying dots in the printouts have a few fundamental differences. Firstly, guns kill people, printouts are a means of communication. Secondly, the markings left in a bullet when its fired can not be directly used to pinpoint the owner of the gun that fired the round. They can only be used to verify that a given gun, after its found through other means, did actually fire the round. The identifying marks in the printouts could be used to instantly find out who owns the printer that produced a document.

      The printer manufacturers do not advertise this feature, so a consumer might be misled to think that he or she can safely use the printer as a medium of anonymous communication, e.g. in a whistleblower situation, a politically tight spot or for controversial art. The markings would defeat this intent of anonymity.

    7. Re:Isn't this a good thing? by varebel · · Score: 1

      You ever bought a gun?

      It might interest you to know that most, if not all, gun manufacturers include, with the gun, one spent casing that was fired from that weapon.

      So, while they may not be intentionally scoring the barrel in a deliberate pattern for the purpose of tracking, they are giving the purchaser a copy of that firearm's fingerprint, if you will.

      What's my point? I don't have one, really. Just an interesting tidbit of info for the guns to printers comparison.

  45. You know it's a money operation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "... but in practice probably totally destroyed by simply making a low-res photocopy of the document in question."

    Oh yeah! I always turn in "low-res" copies of money into the cashier.

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  46. Ask Publius about this by orthogonal · · Score: 5, Insightful
    From the article: "Lorelei Pagano, a counterfeiting specialist with the U.S. Secret Service, stresses that the government uses the embedded serial numbers only when alerted to a forgery. "The only time any information is gained from these documents is purely in [the case of] a criminal act," she says."

    Somebody ask
    • Alexander Hamilton (later the first Secretary of the Treasury of the United States, the same Treasury that Lorelei Pagano now works for),
    • James Madison (later fourth President of The United States), or
    • John Jay (later first Chief Justice of the United States Supreme Court)
    why they published the Federalist Papers anonymously under the name "Publius".

    Ask them if they'd have been able to write the these brilliant arguments that shaped the Constitution of the United States of America if the very paper they'd printed it on could have been used to strip then of their anonymity?

    Could they have made their arguments as forcefully, would they have allowed their ideas to have been so revolutionary, if they had known any political opponent could trace those papers back to them, perhaps deny them jobs or political offices because of disagreement with their ideas?

    Would we even have the Constitution that we have today if these great men had not been able to use the pen-name "Publius"?


    Hamilton and Madison and Jay forged (ahem) our Constitution in anonymity, but counterfeiting specialist Lorelei Pagano tells us that those three silly boys didn't need their anonymity? That in order to be safe from counterfeiters, we have to give up our right to anonymous politically agitation?

    How much more security can this country -- this nation conceived in anonymity -- survive?

    1. Re:Ask Publius about this by Peyna · · Score: 2, Informative


      How much more security can this country -- this nation conceived in anonymity -- survive?


      The Federalist Papers were printed to pursuade states to ratify the Constitution, after it was already written.

      The Constitution itself was not written anonymously, everyone knew who wrote it and who was at the convention.

      The same goes for The Declaration of Independence.

      The country was not conceived in anonymity, but it did manage to ratify its constitution by anonymously convincing some people to vote for it.

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    2. Re:Ask Publius about this by Fess_Longhair · · Score: 2, Informative
      The Federalist Papers, at the time they were written, were an advertising campaign meant to sway the electorate to support the constitution. Although they were published under an alias, the authors were widely known. In the end, the marketing campaign didn't work, and it was only once several other key states ratified that NY caved (FP was aimed at NYers). The Constitutional Congress, where the original draft of the Constitution was debated, was not anonymously attended, although the minutes were not publically released (the tin foil hat crowd would have gone wild).

      So, yes, we would likely still have a constitution if Hamilton et al. could not publish under an alias.

    3. Re:Ask Publius about this by jafac · · Score: 1

      There are easy workarounds to this anonymity problem:

      Send the text electronically to the journalist, who then prints it out on his printer - the journalists' source's confidentiality is protected. Mostly.

      or

      Print it out. Fax it to yourself a few times using different fax machines, at the office, at kinkos, etc. Each generation destroys prior "markings" more and more. Final generation faxed anonymously from Kinkos (like the Dan Rather Killian Memos).

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    4. Re:Ask Publius about this by erroneus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It all just goes to show that there is never rest from those that would seek to remove our rights and freedoms.

      It's really hard to get the masses to understand that we need these rights and freedoms even if we, at the given moment, aren't actually using them. There will come a day. I don't own a gun but I have the right to bear arms and I love that right. Hope it never goes away.

    5. Re:Ask Publius about this by iabervon · · Score: 1

      Ask them if they'd have been able to write the these brilliant arguments that shaped the Constitution of the United States of America if the very paper they'd printed it on could have been used to strip them of their anonymity?

      The paper the Federalist Papers was printed on was clearly marked with its origin, since they were printed in newspapers. The authors hand-wrote the versions they submitted, and their contacts at the papers probably knew who they were (they wouldn't have published 85 letters to the editor from anonymous sources that just arrived in the mail). Now, you could make your point in favor of giving legal protection to communication between reporters and anonymous sources, but documents have never had all that much anonymity.

    6. Re:Ask Publius about this by cmowire · · Score: 1

      True.

      I believe the biggest complaint, however, is not the ability to remove the tags, but that people are not aware of the tags in the first place.

    7. Re:Ask Publius about this by typical · · Score: 1

      Uh...I recall reading about Baysian analysis on a computer in the last few years being used to figure out who was responsible for various of the Federalist papers. I don't think that it's quite as clear-cut as you're making out.

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    8. Re:Ask Publius about this by I_redwolf · · Score: 1

      You better wakeup and look around, in some states you can't even own a weapon without severe limitation.

      "It is a class D felony to manufacture, transport, dispose of, or possess a large capacity ammunition feeding device, which N.Y. Penal Law 265.00(23)defines as "a magazine, belt, drum, feed strip, or similar device, manufactured after September thirteenth, nineteen hundred ninety-four, that has a capacity of, or that can be readily restored or converted to accept, more than ten rounds of ammunition." Section 265.02.


      Well then.. 10 rounds.. that narrows down your weapon choices significantly. One could go on. All of these "laws" and amendments threaten freedom at its base.

    9. Re:Ask Publius about this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Duh, obviously these guys were smart enough to realize that this only impacts color printers. Why do you think they didn't print their document in color?

    10. Re:Ask Publius about this by homebrewmike · · Score: 1

      Once again I'd like to thank the country for re-electing the yahoos who gave us the homeland security crap.

      That's what makes this serial number business so insideous - linked with the homeland security crap, the govment has even MORE power to seize what they want, when they want and toss your butt into Gitmo (and, there was a previous thread saying how our "nice american raised army boys" wouldn't dare harm one of our own. yeah, right...)

      So, I wonder how long it will be before the /. owners are ordered to hand over the ip logs and other salient information. Obviously, the only people who are against the homeland security act are terrorists, so this /. must be loaded with terrorists.

      Nifty stuff...

    11. Re:Ask Publius about this by Peyna · · Score: 1

      Thank you for posting this. I've noticed all over the Internet people citing this example as proof of the importance of anonymity, when it's a very bad example to use.

      In fact, most of the major important documents of our time were all written a name attached (or well known who it was).

      If certain documents didn't have names attached to them, they probably wouldn't have acheived their desired effect.

      Other examples would include such documents as the Declaration of Independence or Martin Luther's 95 Theses.

      Anonymity does have value as well, though. A good example of that would be Watergate.

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  47. Electronic Frontiers Foundation by NitsujTPU · · Score: 1

    s/Frontiers/Frontier/g

  48. Don't call me yellow... by awfulfalafel · · Score: 1

    but why not just take out the color cartridge, if you're really concerned? My color photo printer has separate black and color cartridges, and operates perfectly fine on only the black one (for grayscale images and text only, obviously). If there is no yellow ink, there can be no yellow dots. And if it still uses the black for this marking, then you've got visible dots all over the page...hardly covert.

  49. Like, say, printing flyers for a protest? by adb · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This administration is neither the first nor the last one to use law enforcement officers to harrass the opposition. Practical freedom of the press is undermined when it is too hard to write anonymously.

    1. Re:Like, say, printing flyers for a protest? by quickword · · Score: 1

      Speaking of harassing the opposition. Did anyone notice when this happened?

  50. Very easily disabled. by mmell · · Score: 1
    Simply reprint your documents by hand, and make sure not to copy the yellow dots.

    Oh, wait, no . . . never mind.

  51. As they should by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If someone leaks information in violation of the equivalent of the Official Secerts Act, they should be found out and put in jail.

    1. Re:As they should by aslate · · Score: 3, Funny

      A time for Yes Minister quotage i think:

      Sir Humphrey: "Bernard, the Official Secrets Act was not put in place to protect the secrets, it's there to protect the officials."

      And

      Sir Humphrey: "In the spirit of "Open Government", one should always make public anything that can easily be discovered by some other way."

    2. Re:As they should by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's alot of truth to that.
      I worked in a "black" program once - exempt from congressional oversight. I swear it was to hide their incompetence.

  52. This Reminds Me of the Time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This reminds me of when Alger Hiss was convicted of Perjury during the McCarthy trials. The FBI traced some leaked documents back to Alger based on a mechanism that uniquely identified his typewriter.

  53. Hows about they do something reasonable: by Ancient_Hacker · · Score: 1

    Most laser printers now have considerable processing oomph, with a RISC CPU or two. Hows about instead of putting down yellow dots, the printer just refuses to print anything resembling the size, shape, and color of money? A little rough pattern-matching against the top 50 currency images would do most of the job.

    1. Re:Hows about they do something reasonable: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have to be pretty stupid to accept money that was printed on plain paper. The "feel" of real currency is obvious compared to regular paper.

      With that said, I don't want any government regulation of what I can or can't print. Sometimes I like to make silly money - money with pictures of George Bush or whatever. Stuff that is obviously not going to be confused (unless, of course, you're just stupid and think GW Bush is really on currency, even though I would never try to spend it).

      How far is this going to go? Printers that refuse to print "obscene" stuff becuase the government deemed it to be obscene, or refusing to print text that the government thinks should not be printed?

      Sorry, I want the government out of my printers.

    2. Re:Hows about they do something reasonable: by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      I believe that most of the high-end graphics software (like from Adobe Photoshop) already do this. The software is written to refuse scanning and/or printing images of money.

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    3. Re:Hows about they do something reasonable: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What rock have you been living under? Many printers already do this. HP ones are known to do this. They identify it by the little yellow circles in the new style of currency, but some of them also do it by the color and stuff for the older style. Try google next time for keywords like: HP printers currency http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&safe=off&q= hp+printers+currency&btnG=Search I'm sure other companies do this as well but HP ones are known to do it. And thats just the tip of the iceberg. The newest versions of photoshop wont let you work with images of money. DESPITE the fact that its 100% legal to do so if you follow the federal law guidelines here: http://www.pgca.org/pages/topics/currency.htm Specifically if you want the text of the law you need to read U.S. Code of Federal Regulations, Title 31 CFR 411 Basically it says it "must be less than three fourths or more than one-and-a-half times the size of the actual currency." And one sided, etc etc. Anyway, photoshop CS and CS2 (those versions for certain, I forget if earlier ones besides those have this as well) will not even let you do this even though its 100% permissible by the law. Think of all the finance magazines that have images of money on the covers, or companies that have money images on papmphlets etc, this is permitted and fairly often done.

  54. For once that "Soviet Russia" thing applies by doublem · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Back during the Cold War, anyone who owned a typewriter was required to submit a typing sample to the government. The idea was to create a database so to assist in tracking any given document to a specific typewriter.

    The US Government has removed the ambiguity from this process, and made it far easier to definitely tie a document to a printer.

    Well, except for the fact that I'm sure the government has a couple printers lying around that can add whatever serial number and printer model they want.

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    1. Re:For once that "Soviet Russia" thing applies by werfele · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Back during the Cold War, anyone who owned a typewriter was required to submit a typing sample to the government.
      I bought one manual and two electric typewriters during the cold war, and was never asked for a sample. You probably have in mind the 50s, and not the late 70s and 80s, but while I have no first hand knowledge, I don't think they went so far as to get a sample from everyone with a typewriter. Obtaining a sample was an evidentiary technique used against someone who was already charged or suspected, however.

      Just this sort of evidence was famously used to convict Alger Hiss of perjury, in connection with his espionage trial, which is very relevant to your last point. While Alger Hiss's actual innocence is somewhat controversial (and maybe unlikely), it is pretty clear that the government fabricated a typewriter to match the type on the documents in question (and went on to introduce the fabricated typewriter as Hiss's during the trial). The mere ability of the government to claim to be able to able to match a document with its source could, perhaps, lend itself to similar abuses in the future.

    2. Re:For once that "Soviet Russia" thing applies by Jherek+Carnelian · · Score: 1

      I bought one manual and two electric typewriters during the cold war, and was never asked for a sample.

      In the USSR? Because that's where the OP was talking about.

    3. Re:For once that "Soviet Russia" thing applies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was rather the manufactures that had to submit samples. One significant forensic skill was to determine what make/model of a typewriter typed the document. Then if such a model was found unique details such as chipped type elements could be used to show that a particular unit did the typing.
      Given that millions of typewriters were produced in the 1950-1980's and that there was no automation it would have proved impossible to do the cataloging. In addition because there are moving parts that can be damaged a sample at the time of sale might not be of much use 5 years later.

    4. Re:For once that "Soviet Russia" thing applies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >
      > While Alger Hiss's actual innocence is somewhat
      > controversial (and maybe unlikely),
      >

      It's only controversial to those Communist
      sympathizers who revere Hiss as a hero. Alger
      Hiss was a Soviet spy. No two ways about it.

      (kinda funny that my image keyword is 'vigilant')

  55. Hardware or Software? by chill · · Score: 1

    There were several articles on Slashdot and elsewhere a while back about software like Adobe Photoshop and color printers detecting and refusing to scan/print/copy images of money.

    Look at the back of new U.S. currencies or the Euros and you'll see patterns of "o". In the U.S. version, they are in the little "20" (or whatever) and in some Euros they are the body of musical notes. They form a star pattern that is the same when viewed from any angle. This is easy to detect in a scan, no matter how you rotate the bills.

    The question is -- is it in the DRIVER or printer firmware. Some of this stuff was in the DRIVERS of Windows/Mac scanners.

    If it is in the driver, then they're going to have a hard time with OSS drivers. If it is in the printer firmware, it is a bit different.

      -Charles

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  56. Defeats the presumed anonymity.. by lelitsch · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How do "most people expect anonymity from the documents they print?"

    Printed pages are NEVER anonymous. Apart from fingerprints, DNA traces, ink and paper matching, how many people print stuff that they pass out anonymously? Most letters have a sender, books and other prints have a copyright note. And once you distribute any printed materials, others can trace it back.

    If you go to the trouble to buy the printed at Best Buy at a best buy 500 miles from your home with cash that you got from a bank while wearing a full body condom and face mask, don't transport it in your car, and keep it in a clean room at an anonymous location, I agree that you probably expect privacy. But at that point, you have probably been arrested as a weirdo somewhere along the way.

    1. Re: Defeats the presumed anonymity.. by greythax · · Score: 1


      Printed pages are NEVER anonymous. Apart from fingerprints, DNA traces, ink and paper matching, how many people print stuff that they pass out anonymously? Most letters have a sender, books and other prints have a copyright note. And once you distribute any printed materials, others can trace it back.


      Good, so the government won't need our printers to add to the mountain of tracable evidence from every printing. Kindly call them for us and tell them that.

    2. Re: Defeats the presumed anonymity.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you go to the trouble to buy the printed at Best Buy at a best buy 500 miles from your home with cash that you got from a bank while wearing a full body condom and face mask, don't transport it in your car, and keep it in a clean room at an anonymous location, I agree that you probably expect privacy.
       
      Or just go to the trouble of using the printer only months after it is sold (they don't keep months of CCTV tape yet), buy it with accumulated change money and most of all don't tell anyone (especially not Slashdot). With these simple precautions, police would need Hollywood movie amounts of luck to find you producing illegal printouts. Forget dust traces and suchlike, CSI is sci-fi.
       
      Of course, to actually use and spread the printouts is where the real danger starts. This is how money forgers use to be caught.
       
      By the way, paper does not (usually) carry fingerprints.

    3. Re: Defeats the presumed anonymity.. by JimBobJoe · · Score: 1

      If you go to the trouble to buy the printer at Best Buy...while wearing a full body condom and face mask..

      Laugh now, but them mother fuckers didn't even *try* to sell me the extended warranty.

    4. Re: Defeats the presumed anonymity.. by the_enigma_1983 · · Score: 1

      Well most of the examples you mentioned, apart from possibly fingerprints and/or DNA, aren't traceable. Fingerprints would only be tracable if the police have your information on file, and DNA probably wouldn't be tracable either. So those other forms of identification can only be used to confirm whether you were the law breaker or whatever, where as this new technology can be used to track down the law breaker.

    5. Re: Defeats the presumed anonymity.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not likely that you would get enough DNA on your paper by just being in the same room with it. And if you don't want the documents to be able to be traced back to you, then you should know enough not to touch the paper with your bare hands. But there's a point that you're missing here: most people's DNA and fingerprints are not on file (yet). But if your printer's serial number is, then a document can instantly be traced back to you without the need for time-consuming DNA testing or fingerprint matching.

    6. Re: Defeats the presumed anonymity.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a difference between forensics and watermarking. Aside from the fact that forensics are practically useless until you have a suspect, and are not practical for much of anything outside of murder or pissing off the feds, forensics is common knowledge and anyone who know's the tricks of the trade can plan around them. This secret watermarking however, nobody knows about, and is cheap and easy to test for. Now that I know about it it's not particularly hard to work around. The easiest way would be to just steal whatever printer you plan on using. Either that or pay off some kid to buy it for you and beat his ass down if he tries anything cute. Then, as long as you have the brains to only use it on an air gapped computer you should be fine.

    7. Re: Defeats the presumed anonymity.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But at that point, you have probably been arrested as a weirdo somewhere along the way.

      Arrested as a weirdo? That is a scary, scary phrase, and I wish I could just dismiss it as easily as I ought to be able to...

    8. Re: Defeats the presumed anonymity.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do "most people expect anonymity from the documents they print?"

      I do, and it should be anonymous. Give me one good reason why I would want to sacrifice the anonymity I get when I choose not to sign a paper? This form of passive surveillance is almost as bad as forcing me to sign a document I don't want to sign.

      Printed pages are NEVER anonymous. Apart from fingerprints, DNA traces, ink and paper matching, how many people print stuff that they pass out anonymously?

      What's your point? Do you perhaps feel that the government now has the right to make sure nothing is anonymous?

      Most letters have a sender, books and other prints have a copyright note. And once you distribute any printed materials, others can trace it back.

      That's entirely besides the point. When you put your name on it you have chosen to do so and have no desire to be anonymous.

      If you go to the trouble to buy the printed at Best Buy at a best buy 500 miles from your home with cash that you got from a bank while wearing a full body condom and face mask, don't transport it in your car, and keep it in a clean room at an anonymous location, I agree that you probably expect privacy. But at that point, you have probably been arrested as a weirdo somewhere along the way.

      See, that how someone who doesn't take anonymity as a fundamental right would phrase it. All the government has to do to people like you is lean on you and you fall over. Are you really so accustomed to fascism that you really don't care what they do? This is all about controlling information and do you really trust your government to do so responsibly? I sure as hell don't, not anymore anyways. If you thought to yourself "yes" when you read that question then you haven't learned anything from what has happened in the political landscape during the last 50 years.

    9. Re: Defeats the presumed anonymity.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, all the people that learned things from teh political landscape during the last [human history] learned not to take anything at face value and cover your ass. The fact that you stupidly believed your printer was going to protect your identity when you printed out those death threats just means that in the end, only the smart revolutionaries will be the ones to survive.

    10. Re: Defeats the presumed anonymity.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fact that you stupidly believed your printer was going to protect your identity..

      I don't, I should expect a printer not to leave identifying marks on paper, I did in fact know you could trace a printer by other means but those weren't intentionally introduced into it's design. That's were my beef is, that the printer manufacturers wen't along with it.

      when you printed out those death threats just means that in the end, only the smart revolutionaries will be the ones to survive.

      Death threats? what death threats? Is that the only use for anonymity you could think of? Kinduw ironic since you are posting as AC. Sorry, but peaceful people sometimes need anonymity too. And for your information: revolutionaries especially need it because if they have no anonymity - at least until the revolution is on a roll - they can be stopped dead in their tracks by the current government (hint: revolution means "the overthrow of a government by those who are governed" incase you didn't know, and it's the government who's taking away your anonymity here).

  57. I thought that Many Brands Couldn't Counterfeit An by gcatullus · · Score: 1

    From what I understand Adobe photoshop and Canon brand copiers already refuse to allow you to scan and/or print US banknotes http://www.inventionandtechnology.com/xml/2005/1/i t_2005_1_feat_1.xml http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=13522

  58. I like the bottom of the article by I+don't+want+to+spen · · Score: 2, Funny
    There's a link to a 'printer friendly' version. If they'd just have a link to a 'printer evil' version it would be easy ...

    Would it be possible to find out the yellow colour of the dots and use this as a background for all of your documents? Sure, it would waste ink, but unless they XOR the code, it should work.

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  59. Well by Safety+Cap · · Score: 1

    Just because you have nothing to hide, it doesn't mean what you're hiding isn't important.

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  60. Well..... by Wacky_Wookie · · Score: 1

    What if the Government decides that somthing you think is right, is actualy wrong?

    Like Hunting, Fishing, Writing complaint letters...

  61. In Soviet russia... by Wizzmer · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia the yellow dots print YOU!

  62. Re:Greenpeace? by Triskele · · Score: 1

    Greenpeace? A criminal eco-terrorist cult?! What is that crack you're smoking dude? Perhaps you think they carry bombs under those baggy sweaters... ROFL.

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  63. this is news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I worked for Lexmark back in 98-99 when I heard this was being worked on. I'd suspect any Lexmark laser from that point on (if you would even use one after their attempts to force you to use only their "official" toner cartridges). Too bad their management is so clueless - their laser hardware is usually pretty decent. Anyway, I thought this was already common knowledge??

  64. Not a big deal by dwbryson · · Score: 1

    OK, so when this story last hit slashdot I was at work with other computer types and we tested this out. We had a large Lexmark color laser printer, so we printed out a webpage in color.
    We then took the paper over to our rework station(for reworking PCB's) and looked at it with the optical equipment there(microscope of some magnitude). Sure enough, there was the blue dots, faint but there.
    Then we photocopied the paper on a black and white photocopier and were unable to find the dots again. My guess is that they were too faint for that particular copier.
    So why is everyone so upset ? The stupid people who counterfit money will give away the printer model they used, not a big deal.

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    1. Re:Not a big deal by NullProg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So why is everyone so upset ? The stupid people who counterfit money will give away the printer model they used, not a big deal.

      The Federalists maybe: The Federalist Papers. Alexander Hamilton and James Madison didn't want the British government to know who was writing them.

      I can see where I might want to remain anonymous in a letter to my congress critter accusing him of being brain dead. I'm not advocating anonymous threats, just private dissent.

      Enjoy,

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  65. I work for a manufacturer by YttriumOxide · · Score: 5, Informative

    I work for a large printer/copier manufacturer in the technical services area (IT related) and can confirm we've been doing this for MANY years in our colour products.

    We refer to the technology as "micro dots". Each dot can uniquely identify the device by it's serial number (which is not only printed on a label but also hardcoded in to the machine).

    I also happen to live in Australia, where it'd be a cold day in hell before we told anyone who didn't have a court order the serial number of a printer that produced a page or who we sold it to.

    The dots are MUCH smaller than 1mm as suggested here, however I can confirm that yellow toner is used. If you have a good magnifying glass (at least 8 times) and a sharp eye you can spot them, but it's really not easy.

    Additionally, our machines all have anti-counterfeit technology anyway. If you try to print or copy a banknote from any major world currency, all you'll get is a black square and possibly an error code being displayed on the panel.

    In the entire time I've worked for this company, we've never once had to do a micro dot check for the police/government/whatever - I'd know because there's only about 3 or 4 of us in the company that have the knowhow to do it and they all work in my department. (no, the govt doesn't know how to do it themselves and even if they did, they'd still need to ask us where that serial number is now).

    I've deliberately avoided mentioning my employers name in this post. I'm pretty sure I haven't broken any confidentiality agreements with this post (all I'm doing is confirming, not supplying new info) but you can't be too careful. Suffice to say, I don't think it matters which major manufacturer, I'd bet my bottom dollar we all do it.

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    1. Re:I work for a manufacturer by Digital+Vomit · · Score: 3, Interesting
      In the entire time I've worked for this company, we've never once had to do a micro dot check for the police/government/whatever

      So...what's the point of having the microdots?

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    2. Re:I work for a manufacturer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      So what you're saying is... you work for Ricoh

    3. Re:I work for a manufacturer by Dachannien · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's the same point as the FBI in the U.S. being able to review your library records even though they'll probably never need to.

      (In other words, there is no point.)

    4. Re:I work for a manufacturer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Two things:
      1. That explains why the yellow toner gets used so fast.
      2. It's really nice that your products continue to work after (not) printing controlled documents. Our printer conked out when some yahoo decided to make a copy of a money order for his records by scanning it & printing it out.
    5. Re:I work for a manufacturer by YttriumOxide · · Score: 1

      No, I don't work for Ricoh, Xerox, Canon, Toshiba, Panasonic or Oce...

      Any more guesses?

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    6. Re:I work for a manufacturer by YttriumOxide · · Score: 1

      In the entire time I've worked for this company, we've never once had to do a micro dot check for the police/government/whatever

      So...what's the point of having the microdots?

      Just in case we are ever asked? Don't ask me, I work for the company in a technical role, but don't design these things (yet - I'm gunning for an R&D job now, which means moving to Japan, getting paid lots of money and eating good Japanese food!)

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    7. Re:I work for a manufacturer by YttriumOxide · · Score: 3, Informative

      1. That explains why the yellow toner gets used so fast.

      Actually, I'd be utterly shocked if you ever even noticed the amount of yellow toner it's using. If you only ever printed black and white documents with an average 5% coverage or so, you'd go through thousands of black toner cartridges before you used up even one yellow one.

      The primary cause of going through lots of yellow toner is that yellow gets used in a LOT of colours that people commonly print (think CMYK mixes, not RGB)

      2. It's really nice that your products continue to work after (not) printing controlled documents. Our printer conked out when some yahoo decided to make a copy of a money order for his records by scanning it & printing it out.

      Conked out as in stopped working? Yikes! Our machines will print the black square, call an error and then continue to work fine unless you do another 5 attempts at the EXACT same document... (at which point it will lock up and require someone that knows how to get in to service mode (ie, a technician) to fix it)

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    8. Re:I work for a manufacturer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Notice how he didn't mention HP or Lexmark... Evil, pure evil you are.

    9. Re:I work for a manufacturer by YttriumOxide · · Score: 1

      Oh, and I DEFINITELY don't work for HP or Lexmark! (although HP are rebadging some of our equipment these days...)

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    10. Re:I work for a manufacturer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      QMS/Minolta?

    11. Re:I work for a manufacturer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've now narrowed down the list of who your employer is to about 3.

      PS, Japan is expensive to live in too, so you will need lots of money to pay lots of money - tokyo, for example, is the most expensive city in the world, wtih a cost-of-living at least 30% higher than Sydney.

    12. Re:I work for a manufacturer by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Couldn't you lose the "feature" where the printer damages itself?

      If you stopped the counterfeiting attempt, no need to do anything else.

      And what about false positives, people trying to use that "feature" to break a copy shop's printer, etc?

      Even if the gov't asked or ordered that you stop the copy attempt, it is a bit much for them to ask or order you to act as judge, jury, and executioner in requiring the printer to damage itself.

      Anyone know the secret codes to unbreak the printers.

      Post them here.

      The only ones that should be able to order a printer destroyed is a COURT, after a TRIAL.

      Not any other way.

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    13. Re:I work for a manufacturer by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      It's now Konica Minolta, and I've got TWO of their printers - one B&W from the Minolta-QMS era, and a Konica Minolta color.

    14. Re:I work for a manufacturer by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      Okidata or Brother?

    15. Re:I work for a manufacturer by YttriumOxide · · Score: 1

      Couldn't you lose the "feature" where the printer damages itself?

      The printer doesn't actually damage itself, just renders itself unusable until it is reset. It's purely software, not hardware. (I can't speak for other manufacturers, but that's the way ours work anyway)

      And what about false positives, people trying to use that "feature" to break a copy shop's printer, etc?

      Fortunately, we haven't really come across that yet, but if it ever does start happening, it is going to cause a bit of chaos - you're not wrong there...

      Anyone know the secret codes to unbreak the printers.

      Yes, but telling you would get me sacked...

      Post them here.

      Sorry!

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    16. Re:I work for a manufacturer by mikael · · Score: 1

      Just in case some nut decides to digitally scan in front page of a newspaper, rearrange the letters into a demand for 1 trillion dollars of gold bullion from Fort Knox, and uses Fed-Ex to send the demand to the Whitehouse.

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    17. Re:I work for a manufacturer by Robertatwork · · Score: 1

      I was going to guess Canon. As a Certified canon tech I can say that your description almost exactly matches Canon equipment. I have also worked on a lot of Minolta color copiers, same system there too.

    18. Re:I work for a manufacturer by YttriumOxide · · Score: 0

      Okay getting sick of the guessing game... if they complain, then they complain... Yes, it's Konica Minolta.

      Konica Minolta Business Technologies that is, not Konica Minolta Printing Solutions (formerly QMS)

      KMBT makes things like the 8020, 8031, CF2002, CF3102, C350, C450, C500 etc, whereas KMPS makes things like the Magicolor series. We share a bit of tech and will share a lot more in the future, but for older machines, they're not really related.

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    19. Re:I work for a manufacturer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      (HP)

      Turn off printer.
      Remove Network Card.
      Turn on printer while holding (checkmark), and continue holding button.
      When printer says ready (orwhatever), turn it off.
      Put the network card back in.

    20. Re:I work for a manufacturer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh..you could post them anonymously...
      If your only concern is that you would get sacked, then posting anonymously would be uh...anonymous. There is no way they would know it was you.

    21. Re:I work for a manufacturer by mph · · Score: 2, Funny
      although HP are rebadging some of our equipment these days...
      Excuse me, I have to check my iPod for microdots.
    22. Re:I work for a manufacturer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Posting anonymously NOW, isn't it still kind of obvious who I am?

    23. Re:I work for a manufacturer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I'd be utterly shocked if you ever even noticed the amount of yellow toner it's using. If you only ever printed black and white documents with an average 5% coverage or so, you'd go through thousands of black toner cartridges before you used up even one yellow one.

      Do your printers count each page instead of the amount of toner used? HP's line does this. It doesn't matter if you have 1 dot of magenta and the rest black, when it goes into color mode each page regardless of coverage is counted as a page.

      That dot counts as a complete page, which is then subtracted from a counter in the toner cart. When the counter is zero, your cartrige won't work period. Stupid as hell. There could be a mountian of toner left, but no, it won't use it.

      I really don't mind that the yellow is used to watermark serial numbers onto pages... Not that laser printers do a very good jorb of replicating currency in the first place.. Seriously, anyone that can't recognize a laser print is a numbskull. Anyone trying to replicate currency on a large scale is going to be much smarter.

    24. Re:I work for a manufacturer by rekoil · · Score: 3, Informative

      I used to work for a printing company that did color proof output on Canon color copiers. We had exactly the problem you described once when we tried to print a job that had a partial currency image on each page - the printer shut itself down after printing five pages with a black box over the image.

      Apparently things are even more insiduous than you think...the tech told me that each time the currency detection code is triggered, the algorithm adjusts its sensitivity upwards (to thwart folks who try to "experiment" to beat it).

      Even worse, every time there's a service call to re-activate a printer that shut down in this manner, a secret service report must be filed, along with a report (or hard copy, preferably) of what exactly what the user was trying to copy. As the tech explained it, it's either 1. Canon reports this data, or 2. The Secret Service comes over directly to ask you about it. The former is certainly a far better option, IMO...

    25. Re:I work for a manufacturer by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's the same point as the FBI in the U.S. being able to review your library records even though they'll probably never need to.

      It's even more pointless in this case because all you need to do to defeat this "technology" is buy your printers with cash and not send in the warranty card.

      Oh shit! I just gave away the secret. How long until printers are as heavily regulated as guns and you need a background check to buy one?

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    26. Re:I work for a manufacturer by Dioscorea · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Conked out as in stopped working? Yikes! Our machines will print the black square, call an error and then continue to work fine unless you do another 5 attempts at the EXACT same document...

      Yeah, cos a user would NEVER do that.

      honestly, you're wise not to say which company you work for. it's really disappointing to hear that printer manufacturers cripple their products in this way. there are surely legitimate artistic and/or administrative uses that would be blocked by the kinds of safeguard you're describing.

    27. Re:I work for a manufacturer by not-enough-info · · Score: 1
      I'm pretty sure I haven't broken any confidentiality agreements with this post (all I'm doing is confirming, not supplying new info)
      Oh, how you'd be wrong.
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    28. Re:I work for a manufacturer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And if you contacted Xerox about dropping 300K+ on a DC8000 but told them you didn't want a service contract and that you wanted to pay cash they would laugh at you.

      The kinds of printers that you can buy with cash are definetly no where near capable of producing the kind of print quality you would need too fool someone.

      Even with the absolute top of the line for colour laser quality (possibly the DC8000 I mentioned above and operate) would never be able to produce a bank note quality print. Even trying would be foolish. Counterfit ID on the other hand would work so long as there is no hologram or foil to worry about.

    29. Re:I work for a manufacturer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Its not bank notes they are concerned about, its the thousands of other documents that come from so many sources that its impossible for an average person to tell the real from the fake. An example of this could be birth certificates, bank letters of credit, police background checks. In some parts of the world such as Egypt that base their banking system on what the paper says vs what's in the computer, its trivial to rip off banks with fake documents which is why you have to register you printer there.

    30. Re:I work for a manufacturer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      :) Well, yes. If you posted in this same conversation thread, that would be "not-so-anonymous".
      If you really wanted to, you could obfuscate it enough. I am sure you are not the only one who has the codes in question that reads slashdot.

    31. Re:I work for a manufacturer by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 1

      if there's no point then why did they have that added to the PATRIOT act? Looking for people who check out Catcher in the Rye a lot?

    32. Re:I work for a manufacturer by ThinkingInBinary · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What about black and white printers? I have an hp LaserJet 1320, and I'm curious if it might have one of these. I would guess they don't because the microdots are probably designed to catch counterfeiters. Can you provide any insight? OH, and don't forget, Slashdot has repeatedly refused lawyer-powered requests for the usernames of anonymous posters. ;-)

    33. Re:I work for a manufacturer by Com2Kid · · Score: 2, Informative
      • And if you contacted Xerox about dropping 300K+ on a DC8000 but told them you didn't want a service contract and that you wanted to pay cash they would laugh at you.


      And instead if I go to ebay.com or a used office supply shop and purchase one that is a few years old?

      And from the looks of it, Docucolors are sold through third parties anyways, and I am sure that it would not be too hidiously hard to find some small company willing to take $300,000 in cash.
    34. Re:I work for a manufacturer by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you are a suspect in a minor counterfeiting scheme and your house is investigated, bam they have your serial number. Not extremely useful for cracking the initial case but useful none the less.

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    35. Re:I work for a manufacturer by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      If you are a suspect in a minor counterfeiting scheme and your house is investigated, bam they have your serial number. Not extremely useful for cracking the initial case but useful none the less.

      If I'm already a suspect then all the power to this technology. It's like fingerprints. It wouldn't worry me nearly as much if I wasn't automatically in the database by virtue of just buying a printer.

      How well do you think it would go over if the Government started mandating that everybody has to turn over fingerprints at birth?

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    36. Re:I work for a manufacturer by bugnuts · · Score: 1

      Anyone know the secret codes to unbreak the printers.

      No, but I know the secret codes to BREAK the printers.

      I've considered encoding this in my own digital images to see what happens when I take them to walgreens to have them printed. :-)

    37. Re:I work for a manufacturer by Shakrai · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      The kinds of printers that you can buy with cash are definetly no where near capable of producing the kind of print quality you would need too fool someone.

      Really? Is that why the presumably printed on an inkjet at home thirty dollar bill was successfully passed at Wal-Mart?

      Even with the absolute top of the line for colour laser quality (possibly the DC8000 I mentioned above and operate) would never be able to produce a bank note quality print. Even trying would be foolish. Counterfit ID on the other hand would work so long as there is no hologram or foil to worry about.

      Funny you should mention counterfit ID while maintaining that I wouldn't be able to buy such a printer with cash or through some other means that wouldn't allow me to be traced. Most high end printers are sold through resellers. Do you really think that I couldn't get my hands on one without leaving a trail that pointed back to me?

      Thus this technology is pointless and only serves to go after the little fish. Not the big ones.

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    38. Re:I work for a manufacturer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See me in my office, 9am tomorrow.

      signed
      Your Boss.

      PS - There are some guys from the government who want to talk to you to.

    39. Re:I work for a manufacturer by Nogami_Saeko · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, now that people know how the security system works (Info on detection system), it seems that any photographer who wants to protect their originals from being reproduced could find a way of putting the same pattern in their photograph to prevent duplication (incase you're wondering, if it was me, I'd use a plastic stencil cut with the appropriate pattern, and an airbrush with yellow paint/ink/pigment to add them to the background of something I had already printed a clean copy of).

      Seems like there might be a business opportunity in this - commercial photographers protecting their images from being duplicated by customers, etc.

      N.

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    40. Re:I work for a manufacturer by vsprintf · · Score: 1

      Really? Is that why the presumably printed on an inkjet at home thirty dollar bill was successfully passed at Wal-Mart?

      Anyone who would accept a thirty-dollar bill would probably be fooled by a counterfeit done with a crayon. Most sales clerks receive some training on spotting fakes.

    41. Re:I work for a manufacturer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If you try to print or copy a banknote from any major world currency, all you'll get is a black square and possibly an error code being displayed on the panel.
      BS. BS. BS. BS.
      The printer firmware has some magical image recognition software? Exactly how many printers are manufactured in Australia anyway. Me thinks poster has been smoking too many koalas.
    42. Re:I work for a manufacturer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      could I get a COMPLETE COPY of the report (including a copy of the hardcopy)??

      After all, if it could be used against me, I want a copy of it.

      I just hope that making a copy of the report doesn't cause the photocopier to jam up....

    43. Re:I work for a manufacturer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean they don't already? What if my baby gets kidnapped! They better start right away

      ...It won't take any work to get fingerprints taken at birth, same goes for a DNA sample.

    44. Re:I work for a manufacturer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've deliberately avoided mentioning my employers name in this post. I'm pretty sure I haven't broken any confidentiality agreements with this post (all I'm doing is confirming, not supplying new info) but you can't be too careful.

      You're "pretty sure," huh? This was really not a smart thing to do, on your part.

    45. Re:I work for a manufacturer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please also tell us all about the internet-enabled ink usage reporting which is built-in to the drivers.

      That most manufacturers do this is also public record information.

    46. Re:I work for a manufacturer by typical · · Score: 1

      I wish Slashdot would *purge* them after a week or something (long enough that they don't have to worry about abusive IPs or the like) so that they wouldn't have to even worry about whether or not they have lawyers going after them -- they can just say "Sorry, we don't retain those records".

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    47. Re:I work for a manufacturer by typical · · Score: 1

      Seriously, I do hope you don't catch flak over this. You might not be breaking NDA, but when a company pays lots of money for some woman with perky breasts to read statements prepared over lots of expensive marketing conferences, they have a potential to be pissy when some honest engineer starts just providing information, even if it doesn't violate any contracts.

      It's a fair bet that there are other KMPS people reading this article, and if your userid and past posts provide enough information to identify you, you *could* get hassled.

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    48. Re:I work for a manufacturer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you really think that I couldn't get my hands on one without leaving a trail that pointed back to me?

      Thus this technology is pointless and only serves to go after the little fish. Not the big ones.


      Do you really think that the "big fish" are not the ones making the laws and doing the monitoring?

    49. Re:I work for a manufacturer by typical · · Score: 1

      Well, I dunno about color laser printers, but I imagine that at least on some inkjets, as long as the ink consistency of each color is identical, you could swap around the color cartridges and print the bill in what appears to the printer to be unusual colors, hopefully not triggering the detection algorithm.

      I really hate this crap. It's not like we couldn't have currency with stuff like holograms on it, if the USG is really worried about the sort of people who are just Xeroxing off bills. Instead we keep our kinda ugly, muted money and the "cheaper way" is to add covert code into every copier and printer out there. Yeah...

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    50. Re:I work for a manufacturer by wiml · · Score: 1

      Me too. I've also thought it would be fun to stencil or poster that pattern around, just to confuse people who might take a picture with the pattern in the background.

      Reminds me of the comp.basilisk FAQ...

    51. Re:I work for a manufacturer by Macgrrl · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If you don't work for the same company I do, it would be one of only a small handful of others. I am well aware that all our colour capable devices have anti-counterfeiting technologing on board (the yellow dots).

      If the EFF have a problem with a technology which was designed to prevent counterfeiting, do they also have a problem with serial numbers on genuine currency?

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    52. Re:I work for a manufacturer by brandorf · · Score: 3, Informative

      As someone who was a sales clerk for the largest retailer in the world, I can say that they certainly did not train us in any way for counterfeit detection. Our orders were to take the bill even if we had doubts, and then let someone higher up the chain of command deal with it.

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    53. Re:I work for a manufacturer by Winkhorst · · Score: 1

      The big fish ARE the government, or own large parts of it. The only folks they CAN go after are the small fry.

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    54. Re:I work for a manufacturer by Xtraneous · · Score: 1

      So that's why the new US $20 dollar bills have all those weird flying "20"'s on the back.

      Take a look for yourself! (I know it exists on the new, colored US $20 bill.)

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    55. Re:I work for a manufacturer by jawtheshark · · Score: 1
      Hmmm.... They are yellow? That would explain why the yellow cartridge in my Ricoh CL2000 is much larger than the magenta and the cyan one. The yellow toner is just used in every copy printed.

      Suffice to say, I don't think it matters which major manufacturer, I'd bet my bottom dollar we all do it.

      Hewlett Packard? Xerox? Kyocera? Canon? Oki? (And many I missed) Identifying your company is pretty much impossible...

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    56. Re:I work for a manufacturer by Abreu · · Score: 3, Funny

      Thank you for telling us...

      "Honey? Im going to Walmart, you want anything?"

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    57. Re:I work for a manufacturer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually the code for recognition is usually in the driver. And the detection marks are pretty simple (EURion constellation is one of the known ones, but there are probably alot more)

    58. Re:I work for a manufacturer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      It isn't some magic recognition software, it just looks for a small group of circles that are a certain pattern. The latest version of photoshop can detect it, too, but it is easily defeated with blue sandwich wrap(well, until you go to print it).

    59. Re:I work for a manufacturer by flacco · · Score: 3, Funny
      Anyone who would accept a thirty-dollar bill would probably be fooled by a counterfeit done with a crayon.

      walmart employees probably have never seen large, exotic bills like the $30 in their paychecks.

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    60. Re:I work for a manufacturer by jrockway · · Score: 1

      Couldn't the nut just color the background yellow so that the dots don't show up?

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    61. Re:I work for a manufacturer by inflex · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A blue LED really helps show up those yellow dots. They'll come up looking like tiny specks of black pepper.

      I recently had some manual covers printed out at OfficeWorks using their colour laser Xerox machine - sure enough the microdots were there.

    62. Re:I work for a manufacturer by Parafilmus · · Score: 2, Insightful


      An interested party does not need a the cooperation of your company to take advantage of the micro-dots.

      If I understand correctly, the dots alone are enough to test any document against any printer, or to determine whether two documents share the same source.

    63. Re:I work for a manufacturer by dnoyeb · · Score: 1

      People have been counterfiting for years with much worse technology. I would guess its much easier to figure out how to defeat these printers than it is to start making plates and buy a printing press.

      Lets also not forget this type of this is the area of organized crime. It starts on the _inside_. Where engineers already know how to defeat the technology because they created it.

    64. Re:I work for a manufacturer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really?

      Is this why clerks at Sprawl*Mart insist on marking $100 bills with markers DESPITE:

      - the embedded UV strip in the bill's fabric
      - the numerous watermarks in the bills
      - the color-shifting ink on the denomination
      - the microscript in the bills that inkjets and laser printers STILL can't print high enough resolution to plausibly reproduce

      Clerks receive NO training on this (obviously) and Sprawl*Mart insists on their clerks' defacing bills to this day, despite the MANY ways that you have available to check various denominations at a glance.

    65. Re:I work for a manufacturer by Professor_UNIX · · Score: 1
      This is why I buy all my color laser printers with counterfeit cash to avoid being tracked.

      /not really

    66. Re:I work for a manufacturer by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > How well do you think it would go over if the
      > Government started mandating that everybody has
      > to turn over fingerprints at birth?

      You mean as in national IDs with biometric data? It will go over very well as long as they say it is "to fight terror".

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    67. Re:I work for a manufacturer by tpv · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately his browser embeds yellow dots in his posts, so his employer could stick track it back to him.

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    68. Re:I work for a manufacturer by cbreaker · · Score: 2, Informative

      Somewhat off-topic here, but many of the "photo" inkjets these days can produce more correct color then most consumer/office color laser printers. You really gotta get into the heavy duty expensive color lasers before they get good.

      It's a nightmare trying to get correct colors out of any of the HP color lasers I've used, yet I can get damned good color prints from a $40 HP inkjet.

      Obviously, color lasers are awesome because they won't bleed or fade like inkjet, and they're great for printing things like charts and color documents that don't need correct colors. But that's all beside the point.

      I don't think I've ever heard of an inkjet printer watermarking the page like these laser printers, although I have heard of them not printing currency.

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    69. Re:I work for a manufacturer by Dachannien · · Score: 1

      Beats the hell outta me. I'd have figured the logic would go something like:

      "Well, we gave you this library provision. Have you used it to good effect?"

      "No, we haven't used it at all."

      "So how will keeping the provision in there help you guys out again?"

      "Um...."

      "Good. Move to strike. Next!"

      Unfortunately, that's evidently not how Congress thinks.

    70. Re:I work for a manufacturer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how can you trace a serial number to the identity which owns it currently? i, for one, _never_ register any device i bought.

    71. Re:I work for a manufacturer by georgewilliamherbert · · Score: 1
      At our office, we just went through what seemed like 100 hrs worth of printer repair tech time with false positive detection of the currency markers. It turned out to be some sort of hardware bug tricking the software.

      This "feature" cost us a lot of productivity. We're not a huge business with extra color copier/printer units lying around.

      Perhaps our (pretty POed) CFO should file a claim with the feds for our losses.

    72. Re:I work for a manufacturer by ball-lightning · · Score: 1

      Most sales clerks receive some training on spotting fakes.

      In my experience, this is not true.

      This goes double for most sales associates. Most companies just want a warm body that can "yes" a customer to death.

    73. Re:I work for a manufacturer by 1u3hr · · Score: 2, Informative
      If the EFF have a problem with a technology which was designed to prevent counterfeiting, do they also have a problem with serial numbers on genuine currency?

      This technology doesn't prevent counterfeiting; it makes it easier to track who made a particular document. Every document printed is watermarked, with no notice to the user. The possibilities of abuse are huge. At least knowing this exists if one does need anonymity one can avoid this technology.

    74. Re:I work for a manufacturer by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      No, but I know the secret codes to BREAK the printers.

      So do I

    75. Re:I work for a manufacturer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, you can buy a used DocuColor... I know somebody who acquired a graymarket Doc40, a Fuji version no less. Or so he said. But he's run into the same problem you would if you bought one used: service, parts, and supplies.

      Service: it takes highly trained CSEs to work on DocuColor products and they machines need a lot of TLC and PM. Virtually all such CSEs work for Xerox, although I guess they have lost some to layoffs and there are probably some doing private sector service. But no matter what, service costs big bucks. MUCH bigger bucks if you want the CSE to keep his/her mouth shut.

      Parts: damned impossible to get them except from Xerox. I don't know about your DocuColor but my friend's Doc40 needs three or four things that he can't get. Xerox won't just sell you parts without a zebra number and an account. Private service contrators can get some parts but Xerox won't sell them everything.

      Supplies: I guess you can get these from Xerox but they're pricey as hell and you still need a zebra number.

      Bottom line: if your want to own your own Doc, be prepared to spend big bucks to keep it running without Xerox being involved, be prepared to spend at least as much money to just get one from Xerox and pay two arms and a leg for the monthly service contract.

    76. Re:I work for a manufacturer by sumdumass · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I'm in agreement with you on the buying a printer part.

      How well do you think it would go over if the Government started mandating that everybody has to turn over fingerprints at birth?
      It would surprise you to know thta we are closer to this then you know. First hospitals are required to take footprints at birth. There is a corelation between the footprint and the finger print but i'm not sure about how acurate it is. Second, The schools already do finger printing as early as kindergarden or preschool.

      They do this finger printing under the guise that if your kid ever becomes missing they can use it to identify them. I refused to let my kid do this but the teacher went ahead and did it saying it would have made him feel left out. Once it is in the system there is nothign we can do to reomve it and seeing how the government has to agree to let you sue them, there is realy no action that could have reversed it.

      My understanding is that this is done nation wide. they claim the finger prints aren't part of a criminal reacord but they have to be able to cross reference them ot identify you kid once he's found dead so don't think for a minute that other agencies don't have access to it.

      It probably won't be too long before they are taken at the hospital before the baby is released. Somethign more powerfull then "the war on terror" is "it for the children". That will create a scenario were anyone objecting will look like some wacko, pedo or worse. It's just somethign thats hard to word corectly.
    77. Re:I work for a manufacturer by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      ha, how about a $200 bill with GW on it.

      If i remember corectly someoen at a dairy queen made change for a $200 bill that the secret service said was such an obvious fake they couldn't get the perp for counterfitting. The clerks excuse? They are changing all the bills anyways and you never knwo what the new ones look like untill you get them.

      and here it seems to have foold others
      and here seems to be some more info aboutn the dairyqueen

    78. Re:I work for a manufacturer by MoneyT · · Score: 1

      Even without knowing this exists, if one needs anonymity, one should be smarter than to distribute original printouts.

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    79. Re:I work for a manufacturer by brandorf · · Score: 1

      Heh, everyone's got a list of jobs they hated when they were younger. Just making a point, apparently WM doesn't give a rats ass about what sort of fake currency passes though the registers. BTW, Here's another Airport code for your sig. MSN - Madison, Wisconsin

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    80. Re:I work for a manufacturer by EsbenMoseHansen · · Score: 1
      How well do you think it would go over if the Government started mandating that everybody has to turn over fingerprints at birth?

      I'd expect a lot of wailing, and possibly some tantrums

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    81. Re:I work for a manufacturer by StarsAreAlsoFire · · Score: 1

      Yeah, this was done to me when I was in kindergarten. I didn't realize it was a scam until I was in about 5th grade when something reminded me of it -- I'd totally forgotten about the police coming into the classroom with the jackass in some kind of costume.

      I am still pissed about it. Not so much on the identity issue; I still haven't fully developed my opinion on a national ID -- I hate the idea of our current government having it, but honestly see that something better than what we have is needed (I don't believe we can continue to pretend we are a federation of sovereign states for much longer). No. What I hate is that our government lies to its people. Not 'once in a while', not 'sometimes'. MOST of the time. Most laws are passed under false pretenses. The bastards who printed me lied about why it was being done. The FAA lies about why we can't use cell phones and 'electronic devices' at take-off and landing. Lies lies lies! Lies when there isn't even a need to lie! And then the politicos wonder why 'we the people' don't trust 'the government' to implement a national ID system. Hmmmmm.

      As to taking prints as a baby, I'm totally guessing here, but the print probably changes too much between newborn and adult. Thus the delay.

    82. Re:I work for a manufacturer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you forgot the most important thing ... oh my god... japanese chicks!!!!!!

    83. Re:I work for a manufacturer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (I can't speak for other manufacturers, but that's the way ours work anyway)

      you are DEFINITELY saying way too much here already

      better control yourself

      don't forget what happened to As Seen on TV

    84. Re:I work for a manufacturer by dr_d_19 · · Score: 1

      It really doesn't matter if no one has asked for the information.

      Fact is, if someone has two of your printed papers they can compare the serial numbers to realize both of them we're printed by you.

      Anyone can do this. And I don't like it.

    85. Re:I work for a manufacturer by GuyWithLag · · Score: 2, Funny

      How well do you think it would go over if the Government started mandating that everybody has to turn over fingerprints at birth?

      Make electronics your hobby and buy a solder gun. And be really careless...
    86. Re:I work for a manufacturer by shades66 · · Score: 1

      or just add more yellow dots all over the page.

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    87. Re:I work for a manufacturer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah, it'd be stupid to distribute originals. much smarter to run off some copies on your laser printer.

    88. Re:I work for a manufacturer by BlueTooth · · Score: 1

      "Which printer company did you say you worked for?"

      "A major one."

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    89. Re:I work for a manufacturer by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      Seems to go over pretty well. My entire first grade class was fingerprinted by the Massachusetts Police as part of a program to make finding kidnapped children easier. I'd be naive to think those fingerprint records aren't still on file somewhere...

      Pointless now, I give them new ones every 4 years for my carry permit.

    90. Re:I work for a manufacturer by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      As if you couldn't own a legal registered product, and a graymarket ghost one to do counterfeiting with. Please, this is solely to capture the small-fry do-it-yourself-at-home moron who thinks he can take 20# bond paper and turn it into 20's and 100's.

    91. Re:I work for a manufacturer by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      He only has one other post.

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    92. Re:I work for a manufacturer by FingerDemon · · Score: 1

      Hey, let's not forget that was how Morgan Freeman and Brad Pitt caught that whacked out Kevin Spacey in Seven .

      And that dude was seriously messed up. I mean cutting the skin off your fingers to avoid leaving fingerprints... ugh, man just wear gloves, already.
      Plus, he killed a bunch of people. And then he made that Bobby Darrin movie, too.

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    93. Re:I work for a manufacturer by wwphx · · Score: 1

      It isn't just about copying bank notes and vital records documents. There's also whistleblower issues associated with this if you really want to get down to the tinfoil hat level.

      Myself, if I were at the whistleblower stage and this was the sort of printer that I was dealing with, I'd go to a copy center and shoot a B&W copy of the docs in question. I don't know how effective that would be in terms of countering this system, but it would be better than nothing.

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    94. Re:I work for a manufacturer by MrCopilot · · Score: 1

      So your responsible for those damn APOLLO printers. You sir should leave your geek badge at the door.

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    95. Re:I work for a manufacturer by Hellkitten · · Score: 1

      Our orders were to take the bill even if we had doubts,

      Good orders.

      Assuming the bill was real you'd be losing one or more customers

      Assuming the bill was a fake you'd be confronting a criminal (or perhaps someone that got tricked himself) wich might be dangerous.

      I'd say even if you were sure the bill was a fake you should take it. And then let the police do its job with the surveillance tapes. It simply isn't worth it to check if the forgerer is also a mental case carrying a cun.

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    96. Re:I work for a manufacturer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's obtuseness like this which leades me to believe that the reason no one is willing to stand up to the government is because everyone realizes that those looking to stand up are too stupid to fight their way out of a paper bag.

    97. Re:I work for a manufacturer by vsprintf · · Score: 1

      Okay, let me rephrase that: Before WallyWorld became the only retail store in half the world and the single largest source of the US trade deficit, sales clerks were taught how to spot fake currency. That was in a different age, when normal retailers made modest profits, paid employees a living wage, and couldn't afford to accept Monopoly money. I know that dates me.

    98. Re:I work for a manufacturer by Mycroft_VIII · · Score: 1

      Somewhat related is the people who take checks drawn on 'the west Bank of the Missippi" or signed by Mini Mouse.
          I recall seeing both of those on some pbs show on check fraud and related things.

      Mycroft

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  66. Re:Greenpeace? by afidel · · Score: 1

    Aye to that. I'm a hiker, a hunter, and a lover of the great outdoors, which means I often get involved in environmental projects and causes. Yet for some reason I think that the French were fully justified in sinking the Rainbow Warrior. Greenpeace are a little far out there. I guess like all things environmentalism needs to be done in moderation =)

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  67. what about using other light wavelengths? by monkeyboy87 · · Score: 1

    it seems like you would be better off trying to find this stuff with IR, or black light or whatever it is they use to illuminate bills to verify their authenticity. I've heard my conspiracy theory friends tell me that photocopiers do this sort of thing as well.

  68. anonymity claim overblown by geekee · · Score: 1

    "Printer manufactures added this technology under persuasion from the government inorder to help combat counterfeiting operations, however this technology defeats the presumed anonymity most people expect from the documents they print."

    Yeah most people expect anonymity when they print out letters that they sign. And certainly when printing out mapquest instructions, people are really concerned about anonymity, since they are showing the printouts to no one else. Oh yeah, and when printing out photos of their families, people are really concerned about anonymity. And don't forget, when printing out your tax form (with your ssn), you certainly want to remain anonymous.

    Think for a second people, and you'll realize that only a very small fraction of people printing out anything are concerned about remaining anonymous. Most of the time the document never changes hands, and when it does, the person receiving the document knows who gave it to him.

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    1. Re:anonymity claim overblown by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Given the history of the government's treatment of dissenters, there is legitimate claim to be worried..

      People shouldn't be added to a "watch list" becuase they handed out anti-war fliers, or get a visit at work from the Secret Service when they satarize Bush..

      If Senator McCarthy was around now, I could just imagine him hauling up people to the Senate or HUAC accusing people who printed "subversive" fliers asking them if they were communists..

  69. If you print a single line of text in notepad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's prints "Page 1" at the bottom, dumb ass.

  70. Soooo.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If your a counterfieter.. well.. just remember to print extra yellow dots in a specific pattern all over the sheet if possible. or just go buy new printers all the time..

  71. TPS Reports by spaztech · · Score: 1


    So now they know which printer I printed all my TPS reports on??

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  72. Yes, Evil. by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Interesting
    > Im sorry, but the word 'evil' is really being used far too much on slashdot to talk about stuff that isnt evil in anyway, shape or form. It reminds me of the RIAAs usage of the word 'steal', and both parties are using the words wrongly to provide a very specific view in other peoples minds of things that they personally do not like IMHO.

    The EFF is concerned about this technology because they've read their history books. And because some people who participated in writing the history books... had to be very careful about what they printed those books on. And because the systems of government used in the Warsaw Pact countries from 1917-1991 was - to many people, myself included - "evil".

    I posted this a few months ago, the last time the topic came up. This is not just about counterfeiting. (And as a guy who likes money, I hate counterfeiters with a passion almost equalled to my hatred of spammers, which is pretty freakin' intense.)

    In Soviet Romania [google.com], a sample page from every typewriter had to be registered with the police, so that any samizdat produced could be quickly traced back to the typewriter's owner. Use your imagination as to what happened to the owner, or Google for it.

    In Romania every typewriter had to be registered with a local magistrate. Samples of letters typed on these machines had to be produced under the observation of the secret police so they could trace underground publishing activity.

    - G. Davey, Christian Publishing: Before and After the Communist Collapse

    In Soviet Russia [geocities.com], all photocopiers were registered with the KGB and kept in secure rooms, to which physical access was restricted.

    Some samizdat works, mostly magazines, were typed on typewriter. The copies were indistinct and hard to read. I realized that the movement against violating human rights was doomed to be an eternal amusement of the few intellectuals without proper copyprinters. But where could one find a copyprinting machine in the country, where all the copiers were affixed with seals at night and placed in the special rooms where only proved KGB members could work on it. There was the only decision - to make the machine ourselves. It had to be easy to make and quite efficient.

    - A. A. Bolonkin, Memoirs of Soviet Political Prisoner

    The West is probably still playing catch-up.

    1. Re:Yes, Evil. by conan776 · · Score: 1

      In capitalist America, photocopiers lockup you!

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    2. Re:Yes, Evil. by OreoCookie · · Score: 1

      They can put all the "micro dots" they want on a document coming out of your printer. If you copy it on a cheap copy machine and then copy the copy, there is no way that any micro dots are getting through. I suspect that the real purpose of the micro dots is to prevent counterfeiting of currency. You can still distribute a modern day Communist Manifesto without the government hunting you down (at least not with micro-dots).

    3. Re:Yes, Evil. by dangrover · · Score: 1
      In Soviet Romania
      typewriter types you!

      ::ducks::
    4. Re:Yes, Evil. by sheldon · · Score: 1

      But...but...but...

      Terrorists hate freedom!

      We must fight terrorists!

      The only way to fight terrorists is to give up some of our freedom!

    5. Re:Yes, Evil. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm, copiers do this too. Not just printers.

      Sorry.

    6. Re:Yes, Evil. by Tim+C · · Score: 2, Insightful

      because the systems of government used in the Warsaw Pact countries from 1917-1991 was - to many people, myself included - "evil".

      McCarthyism wasn't exactly a walk in the park for a lot of people either.

    7. Re:Yes, Evil. by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1
      yes, but if you grew up in the 70's and 80's you heard how bad all these things were. Missionaries had to sneak in Bibles, churches [if you had them] had offical KGB "monitors" that took names, tourists couldn't ask for directions from strangers, you could be stopped by the secret police and held for any reason. Documents that were "offensive" to the govt were ratted out.. heck even children were taught to rat out their parents... Of course, normal people, just stayed out of the way and didn't do anything "suspect" so they were just fine.

      unfortunately, our current adminstration has nothing in common with administration that ended the Cold War, except in their dreams... they seem to think all those old eastern blok stories are SUGGESTIONS.. not something EVIL to fight anymore!

    8. Re:Yes, Evil. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do they go about registering the printers? Last time I checked I could walk into a COMPUSA, pay in cash, and walk out and nobody would know who owned said printer.

      Theorhetically you could, if it is possible, get the serial number from the printer onto a computer and then do some kind of registration scheme there via the internet, but a computer has volatile information which is subject to failure and screwing around with, especially since said serial number is probably on an EEPROM of some kind and a nail file is usually sufficient for removing all kinds of unwanted garbage from surfaces.

    9. Re:Yes, Evil. by mollymoo · · Score: 1

      Absolute freedom means anybody can do anything they like to anybody else. That would suck. What you are being sold as 'freedom' is nothing of the sort.

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    10. Re:Yes, Evil. by OreoCookie · · Score: 1

      "Umm," RTFA. It only works on COLOR printers and copiers.

    11. Re:Yes, Evil. by pete-classic · · Score: 1

      You really missed the forest for the trees on that one.

      In your opinion, would people being persecuted under McCarthyism have benefited or been harmed by this sort of government tracking of printing devices?

      I can't speak for Tackhead, but what I took away from his post was a concern for governments having too much power to track their people.

      -Peter

    12. Re:Yes, Evil. by Snaller · · Score: 1

      The West is probably still playing catch-up.

      But we'll get there in the end...

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    13. Re:Yes, Evil. by chthonicdaemon · · Score: 1

      Of course there is the ever-present interplay of freedom vs security. I guess the grandparent just has a higher need for freedom than his perceived small increase in security from these measures justifies.

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    14. Re:Yes, Evil. by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      You really missed the forest for the trees on that one.

      Speak for yourself, sparky. He was talking about evil in government, not printers.

  73. We put effort into tracking paper but not bullets by davecason · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We still don't have a national database on bullet striations to uniquely identify all guns by the bullets they fire but the government is all over making sure that we uniquely identify all printers by the paper they've printed? That's crazy.

    I doubt the EFF will be as successful as the NRA.

  74. And In Other News... by mpapet · · Score: 1

    Cable subscriber box uniquely identifies household...

    I'm thinking the EFF is trying to make this some kind of poster child for moving their agenda into the minds of more people. Someone way up in the EFF probably is really hooked on the idea and used their affluence to move it forward.

    I just wish they had picked a more compelling topic than printers.

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  75. My Database is Bigger than Yours by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 3, Insightful
    You can also help us through a more hands-on approach. If you own, operate, or have legitimate access to color laser printers or color photocopiers, please print the eight test sheets provided below on each of the machines to which you have access and send them to EFF.

    Do this, and the EFF will have a larger, more diverse database of printer identifications than any manufacturer. And just where's their Privacy Policy on this?

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    1. Re:My Database is Bigger than Yours by PxM · · Score: 1

      The EFF won't have useful serial number information since that would require every person with a printer to send them a test page. They will only have information on which printers (as in model number instead of serial number) are tainted. And that information should be public knowledge if you support the EFF's stance. Sure, they will have the serial numbers of the test printers, but that won't do that much damage unless someone wants to use those particular ones for anonymity.

    2. Re:My Database is Bigger than Yours by typical · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Except for the fact that the EFF will release this information *publically*. Right now, you already don't have anonymity on said printer models. The problem is that you don't *know* that you lack anonymity.

      This way, there will be pressure on the printer manufacturers to stop this kind of nonsense and you will at least be aware of the fact that your printer is rigged.

      Honestly, as hardware industries go, the printer industry is getting up there on the "evil" list. Use of the DMCA to prevent people from refilling their cartridges, misleading price-per-page information, use of a razor-and-blades model, covert watermarks, failing to print out images of currency (okay, this one isn't so bad, as there are few legitimate uses for this), "group" color catridges to require replacement of all color ink once a single color is exhausted...

      I'm at the point where my biggest desire for a printer would be an uber-simple printer with no thrills, no onboard Postscript, nothing -- just a microcontroller to allow exact timing on head and rotor movement -- and then have all the logic in the computer next to it. Have enough logic onboard the printer to allow a simple protocol that exchanges things like resolution and paper size, and then commoditize the thing. Oh, and make the thing a nice solid piece of metal, not these flimsy plastic things that snap and break when you brush against them.

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    3. Re:My Database is Bigger than Yours by evilviper · · Score: 1
      Do this, and the EFF will have a larger, more diverse database of printer identifications than any manufacturer.

      You're assuming manufacturers won't share this data with anyone who asks. There's no

      And just where's their Privacy Policy on this?

      There's no need for a privacy policy. You are mailing this to them, so you merely need to omit a return address, and you're anonymous. If you're the tin-foil-hat type, just wait until the next time you have to go out of town, and then mail it from some city you're just passing-though.

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    4. Re:My Database is Bigger than Yours by The_Wilschon · · Score: 1

      an uber-simple printer with no thrills, no onboard Postscript, nothing -- just a microcontroller to allow exact timing on head and rotor movement -- and then have all the logic in the computer next to it.

      Kind of the winmodem of printers then?

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    5. Re:My Database is Bigger than Yours by typical · · Score: 1

      But with an open specification.

      The complaint about Win* devices is that they removed the standard interface to their hardware-based predecessors without providing a standard interface replacement.

      (Also, a modem is generally operating much of the time, a printer only some of the time, and a WinModem required a driver because it had to operate in real time -- I'm talking about using a microcontroller for the real time work, so no drivers, just userspace programs.)

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  76. Typewriters by mrm677 · · Score: 1

    The FBI can match a document to a particular typewriter because of the inherent inprecision in manufacturing.

    Granted printing the serial number makes it much easier especially if there exists a database of users!

  77. anonymous coward by alvinrod · · Score: 4, Funny
    Nice to see the anonymous coward option existed way back then too!

    I wonder if they used their karma bonus though?

    Personally I'm guessing they did it so the British or anyone else didn't mod them '-1 DEAD!'

    1. Re:anonymous coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally I'm guessing they did it so the British or anyone else didn't mod them '-1 DEAD!'

      The British were gone by the time The Federalist Papers were published.

      Anyway, The Declaration of Independence included a lot of signatures. They weren't afraid to stand up against England wearing a nametag.

  78. Dump Yellow Ink? by blueskies · · Score: 1

    What happens if you print in B&W and empty out your yellow ink?

  79. Evil Bit by xdc · · Score: 2, Informative

    Yes, the "evil" bit. Something along the lines of RFC 3514.

  80. Missing the point... by metapy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I think many of you are missing the point here. This is NOT to be able to take a document and track it back to a specific printer, but rather to irrefutably link the document and the printer.

    "They" will never find a counterfeit document and then look for the printer, they will find the printer and then link the documents printed as corroborating evidence. This will be used once a suspect is available and a with a search warrant present and the printer seized, now with the micro-dot encoded serial number they can prove that Document A was definitely printed on Xerox Model X3Y Serial number: sdf78s6d5sdf46s4df98 which resides in the office a Mr. John Q. Public. at 321 Main St. Spingfield, MA; this removes plausibly deniability from the case. No more will a printed document carry any form of anonymity, there will be no reasonable doubt if this is called into evidence at a trial, do you REALLY want an almost iron-clad evidence of every document printed to be available?

    1. Re:Missing the point... by Ingolfke · · Score: 3, Insightful

      do you REALLY want an almost iron-clad evidence of every document printed to be available?

      Yes, do you really want criminals to get out of a crime because their lawyer can play technical tricks and create false doubts in the juries mind? Do you not want to be able to objectively say, I did not print that with my printer and actually back it up w/ proof? Protecting people from the government tracking them down is one thing... but once evidence is available beign able to link it to another piece of legally obtained evidence should be permitted.

    2. Re:Missing the point... by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 1

      Then they wouldn't need the databases the EFF found linking the serial number of the printer to the identity of the person who bought it, would they? The existence of those databases seems to imply that the government at least planned to be able to track a document back to the person who printed it (or at least owned the printer used).

    3. Re:Missing the point... by randyflood · · Score: 1


      Well, I'm sure that is the intent of the feature, yes. But it has many other useful applications as well.

      For example, say you have several confidential/classified documents from a particular informant that have come from a particular office printer. Now, say for example, one of these documents gets discovered accidently in transit by someone who works for the same people as the informant. Now, the people searching for the leak may have a way to narrow down the source of the leak somewhat since they can determine where it was printed. In some cases this could be sufficient to identify the source.

      Likewise, say you are a political party. So long as someone has at least one thing printed from each of your printers, they can positively test each document and establish whether or not it came from your printer. So, don't try to forge those memos about the competing party on your office printers. Nor on your home printers. Better use printers one time and then destroy them.

      And for that matter, don't try to write anonymous letters to the editor. And certainly don't write letters that say stuff like "Dear aiport security people. Your aiport security sucks... etc."

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    4. Re:Missing the point... by metapy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, yes I do and here is why. If a case is hinging solely on the linking of a document to a printer then I say the case would not pass the reasonable doubt test. Do you know how the dot pattern is laid down? Is there an error rate? Is the detection rate 100%? Can it be faked? These are questions that would most likely be glossed over in a trial. This will give a false sense of trust in the evidence, if the dots match you must convict.

      Think about EVERY SINGLE document you have printed and will print in your entire life, now would you like all of those linked back to you? Every waste company resources by printing something personal, write some radical text in college, print a damning e-mail? Once color laser printers become commonplace then we will have to worry. Remember, "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." Ben Franklin. Can you think of a single plausible case where this would make the a difference in the world enough so to be able to link a document to a printer?

      I say the freedom of the printed word should not be compromised due to the method of delivery. Realistically anyone who is truly going to be adversely effected by this will work around it, dye-sublimation printers, inkjet, etc. To me this makes as much sense as putting a lo-jack device on every vehicle in the nation and tracking them all, if that was the case we could catch all the speeders, stolen cars, etc. this would be a good thing, right? If every phone conversation int he nation was recorded and could be obtained with a court order think of all the crime that could be solved/prevented. You have to ask yourself how many freedoms or how much anonymity you are willing to give up for how much protection. I think giving up the ability to print a document anonymously does not justify the ability to catch an occasional counterfeiter with no more evidence than a document and a printer.

    5. Re:Missing the point... by subl33t · · Score: 1

      "They that give up liberty for security deserve neither" - Benjamin Franklin

    6. Re:Missing the point... by Ingolfke · · Score: 1

      "They that give up liberty for security deserve neither" - Benjamin Franklin

      Do you have a social security #?

      Quit mangling Franklin's words...

      "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - Benjamin Franklin

    7. Re:Missing the point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh heh. What's you badge number?

    8. Re:Missing the point... by Gopal.V · · Score: 1
      do you really want criminals to get out of a crime because their lawyer can play technical tricks and create false doubts in the juries mind?

      Liberty is established on the basis of deterrents and rewards, not active prevention. And Facist democracy is not an oxymoron.

  81. what about those evil manual typewriters? by snStarter · · Score: 1

    THOSE were traceable. I suppose the EFF is against them also because they were, in theory, anonymous.

    Sheesh.

  82. Vote as I say, not stay home as I do. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Which is exactly why it should be REQUIRED for all government offices, and optional for citizens. Remember, "Where the people fear their government, there is tyranny, where the government fears its people, there is Liberty." - T. Jefferson (? sorry, quote's off the top of my head)"

    Well their would be if the American people hadn't spent the past couple decades on their fat, twinkie eating ass, complaining about the government, but doing little else. Now I got to come here and spend half the time listening to the latest generation complain about "lost right this" and old dead person said that, and the rest of the time listening to the whining about how they can't do this, or do than and won't someone else do for them what they apparently will not do for themselves. e.g. voting with your consumer dollars.

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    1. Re:Vote as I say, not stay home as I do. by badmammajamma · · Score: 1

      Fuck you dude...I donate to the EFF and the ACLU, I vote every election, I send emails at least once a month to my congressmen and senators, and to the extent possible, I vote with my pocketbook. (Honestly I don't know how useful any of it but it makes me feel better.)

      I do agree that most people do just sit on their fat, twinkie eating asses. :)

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    2. Re:Vote as I say, not stay home as I do. by mollymoo · · Score: 1

      When America realises America can do wrong America will have grown up.

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    3. Re:Vote as I say, not stay home as I do. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, with two continents, that will take a while...

  83. In comes baseball star... by postgrep · · Score: 1

    Star: "Hey guys, would you rather see all this confedential information we've collected or see me hit a few dingers?" Citizens: "DINGERS!! DINGERS!!" Star: *grabs information from evil NorthAmerican Baseball Association printer* "yoink!"

  84. Replace the yellow ink? by GlobalEcho · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I understand the marking is done with yellow ink. It seems one would be able to expose a lot of these printers by replacing (or contaminating) the yellow ink with black.

    1. Re:Replace the yellow ink? by justforaday · · Score: 1

      And then you can pay an assload for repairs and get a nice stern talking to from the repair guy about how you should never ever ever put the wrong color toner in the wrong bin...And no, I've never done that. Why do you ask?

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    2. Re: Replace the yellow ink? by codergeek42 · · Score: 1

      Then how will you print yellow stuff, stupid? :-P

    3. Re:Replace the yellow ink? by Negadecimal · · Score: 3, Informative

      It seems one would be able to expose a lot of these printers by replacing (or contaminating) the yellow ink with black.

      Just try a sheet of black, glossy paper (magazine ads are good source). Toner ink has a matte texture, and is slightly opaque - when you hold your printed sheet so that light reflects off it, you'll easily see a dot pattern.

      Oh, and make sure your test printout is pretty light, or you'll gum up the printer (toner doesn't fuse well to gloss surfaces)

    4. Re:Replace the yellow ink? by GlobalEcho · · Score: 1

      codergeek42 writes
      Then how will you print yellow stuff, stupid?

      and justforaday writes (with less pointless hostility)
      And then you can pay an assload for repairs and get a nice stern talking to from the repair guy about how you should never ever ever put the wrong color toner in the wrong bin

      I think you're both missing the point. It doesn't matter if the printer is utterly destroyed and never prints again, since this needs to be done just once per model. For example, by an organization like EFF or Consumer Reports.

  85. When I'm done printing these $100 Bills... by B11 · · Score: 1

    I'm going Office Space on its ass!

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    insert inflammatory anti-microsoft comment here
  86. Who Pays... by ehaggis · · Score: 1

    ...for all that yellow ink?

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  87. Re:Greenpeace? by radish · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dude, I think you got lost on that last inter-dimensional jump. This is the dimension where the earth is round, the sky is blue and Greenpeace is a charity that saves Whales & Dolphins. I think you want the one where they blew up the twin towers and Al Quaeda run a Gorilla sanctuary. I think it's the third on the left.

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  88. what about turning this idea on its head by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    perhaps someone should develop software that examines a scan of a printed page, then queries a public database for the identity of the printer that printed it. putting that power in the hands of the people might make for some interesting revelations. imagine:

    "well, we don't know who leaked valerie plame's name to the press, but the letter doing it was printed on the printer sitting in the corner of karl rove's office. the secret service is looking into it."

  89. I, for one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I, for one, welcome our evil printer overloads.

  90. Ittsy-bittsy-dots... by RagingChipmunk · · Score: 4, Informative

    Easy counter measure: When you print out your great govt conspiracy expose, take the set to the Office Max where you bought the tagging-printer and photo-copy the document.

    Retail photocopiers wont catch the yellow-on-white and the small size of the dot because their resolution is too crappy. The copier does the work of getting rid of your tracks.

    Now burn the originals and leak anonymously!! Woohoo.

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    1. Re:Ittsy-bittsy-dots... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      well, it works and it doesn't. The copier you use will not notice the dots (too small), but it will tag it's own set of dots on there (and yes i know. I'm a colour tech for a very large copier company)

    2. Re:Ittsy-bittsy-dots... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about just printing to postscript, burning it onto a CD and sending it snail mail without a return address?

    3. Re:Ittsy-bittsy-dots... by retro128 · · Score: 1

      Or you could just print it on a B&W laser :)

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    4. Re:Ittsy-bittsy-dots... by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      well, it works and it doesn't. The copier you use will not notice the dots (too small), but it will tag it's own set of dots...

      Reminds of that pink crud that "Cat and the Hat Returns" busted his butt trying to get rid of. Barf on the damned paper. Let the FBI study THAT under the scope :-)

  91. The EFF are provincial wankers by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1
    Who the hell outside the US uses letter paper? Does anyone *in* the US still use letter paper?


    Let's have some A4-size versions.

    1. Re:The EFF are provincial wankers by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      " Who the hell outside the US uses letter paper? Does anyone *in* the US still use letter paper?"

      I'm not sure what you mean. Pretty much everyone uses letter sized paper...as opposed to the long 'legal' sized paper?

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    2. Re:The EFF are provincial wankers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shut the fuck up and just print it on A4 dumbass.

    3. Re:The EFF are provincial wankers by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

      No, as opposed to A4.

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    4. Re:The EFF are provincial wankers by mollymoo · · Score: 1
      The rest of the world uses A4 as its default document size.

      When will the US catch up and use the same sensible, consistent units as the rest of the world?

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    5. Re:The EFF are provincial wankers by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      Interesting...never heard of A4. Will look into it.

      But on the other hand...why do we need to change something as small as paper size? It would cost a ton of money most likely...

      Hell, we've not changed to the metric system all that much, and it is no big deal. Frankly, I know how fsking hot it is at 100F...I have no idea what to dress for at 30C...

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  92. Given the internet, why use paper? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Granted, I think that these tracing technologies, "encouraged" by the SS and slipped into printers with no fanfare needs more examination.

    But, in this day and age, with the Internet giving any anarchist/revolutionary/savior/rebel/whistleblower far more reach and far more anonymity than paper - why use a printer to get your message out?

    It seems to me that those who commit crimes that actually necessitate the creation of physical print that will suffer from this. I don't think the government will get much power-grabbing traction out of this one.

    Maybe in the days of the photo-stat and typewriter this would be a huge advantage for the State, but the Internet far supercedes the ability of ink-jet printers for the kind of speech that people are worried will be repressed.

  93. it just has to be said... by viva_fourier · · Score: 1

    "PC Load Letter?!?! WTF does that mean???"

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  94. Defense against evil printers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The article suggests that there's no way to remove the yellow dots from print-outs. Instead, I suggest that it may be possible to hack a printer so that it prints an additional set of yellow dots every time to interfere with the dot analysis.

  95. Something's wrong with those PDFs... by CrystalFalcon · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ...ok, so the EFF wants eight PDFs printed on my printer. Fine.

    When opening the PDFs, I find that they are made to be printed on a sheet of paper roughly 71 by 92 inches in size...?

    What kind of printer do they think I have, anyway?

    (and when scaling down to about 11% of original size, the detail of the original document was partly lost in printout... Somebody there obviously hasn't tested these PDFs...)

    1. Re:Something's wrong with those PDFs... by justins · · Score: 1

      I haven't tried them yet, but they are clearly meant to be scaled down to 8.5" x 11" - it lists that as the page's dimensions in the lower left corner.

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  96. So it prints tiny yellow dots? by aarku · · Score: 1

    Why not cleverly stick your own pattern of little dots in everything you print to "scramble" their data?

  97. markers by Adult+film+producer · · Score: 1

    I remember seeing something about hidden markers in fertilizers, in response to the Oklahoma bombing a few years back. Tiny little bits of whatever, with a serial number on them, embedded in all fertilizers sold in the u.s... that way it can at least be traced back a few steps. Why do the same thing with the inks that printers use ? feasible ?

    1. Re:markers by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      Simple to get around that.

      Buy from a LOT of small places and mix them all in a concrete mixer.

      The tech they use are color tracers and residual added chemicals that degrade in a straightforward line of unique compounds.

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  98. National Printer Swap Day by binkzz · · Score: 1
    Perhaps we should have a national (or international) printer swap day, where we all swap our printers with someone else who has the same model printer.

    I bet that would really mess up their records. Mine too, if my swappee decided to go on a counterfitting spree ;[

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  99. Re:Greenpeace? by Jherek+Carnelian · · Score: 1

    When did the Greenpeace become something other than a criminal eco-terrorist cult?

    Too much Rush, not enough critical thinking.
    Greenpeace has always been about non-violent direct action.

  100. Simple - print more little dots by thepseudogenie · · Score: 1

    If you could get an idea of the scheme used to decide where the little dots go, you could just print out a bunch more in your document to foil the unique identification.  IMHO this is just another case of 'the bad guys can get around it if they want to, while the "good" guys get the screw in some form or another'

  101. Its True by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I use to work for a copy shop and a copier reseller and its true. Or at least on some of the machines. As it was described to me: At every random sheet(somewhere between 1 and 10) the machine's serial number will be embedded into the text/picture that is printed. The reason for doing this is to prevent large scale counterfeiting.

    Now, if you think that every printer out there has this feature then you'd be wrong. Black and white printers never have this in them for a simple reason...they are B&W. This technology was put into machines that could quickly and accurately copy currency. A B&W printer will not fool anyone. On the other hand, if you think that the desktop HP that is sitting next to you has this, think again. Look at the resolutions that is need to embed the serial number into the picture/text.

    This technology, from my understanding, is only put into medium to high end color copiers. For example, a Xerox 3535 or Doc-10 or Doc-50 would have this technology in it. These machines usually cost somewhere between 25,000 to 50,000 USD. So if you want to find the 'evil' printers, start there.

  102. Re:Greenpeace? by lxs · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yet for some reason I think that the French were fully justified in sinking the Rainbow Warrior.

    You approve of bombing a ship and killing one of it's crew? That's tantamount to condoning state sponsored terrorism. Expect a visit from law enforcement any minute now.

  103. Re:Greenpeace? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The day they were founded.

  104. What is an "anonymous" document? by cdrguru · · Score: 1
    It is one that the creator of it doesn't want to admit to creating. It therefore has little credibility. Certainly an "anonymous" document should never be accepted for any sort of business or commercial transaction. If it is possible to imbed identification information into a printed page, they should all have it to act as a sort of "signature" that the document was in fact printed by a given individual. It is then possible to compare the "signature" created by printing a test document against another and know that the document was produced on that printer.

    As to any argument that you want to print stuff out and have it untracable back to you - why? Do you want to print money? Why would you want to print anything and be able to disavow the action of printing it? Sounds foolish.

    Here is a real-life example... You disagree with the direction a company is taking. After discovering your boss seems unlikely to recommend your preferred course of action, you write a scathing, slanderous "newsletter" announcing to the world that you think your boss is an idiot, his boss is a drooling retard and everyone that disagrees with you is misguided at best. I assure you, if the originator of that document could have been traced to an individual's printer they would have been fired that day. AND SO WHAT?

    Similarly, it has gotten to the point where you can print money on a sub-$1000 color printer and with the "right" paper it will be accepted some places. Think about it - if you knew you could get away with it because it was untracable, wouldn't you try it? Why not? What harm would a couple of $5 bills do, right? Yes, this thought has already occurred to hundreds of people and about the only thing holding them back is the sure knowledge that IT IS TRACEABLE.

    1. Re:What is an "anonymous" document? by nagora · · Score: 1
      As to any argument that you want to print stuff out and have it untracable back to you - why?

      Say you knew their identity of someone powerful who ratted out a CIA agent and you wanted to put a journalist onto the scent but didn't want to get caught when the powerful person started threatening to put people in jail for telling the truth about him. Just as an example.

      TWW

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  105. Re:Tinfoil printouts 0.1 millimeter - in yellow by chill · · Score: 1

    http://www.pcworld.idg.com.au/index.php/id;1002274 598

    "The code, in yellow, can be printed on a line as thin as 0.1 millimeter."

      -Charles

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  106. What about DVD Writers???? by HotNeedleOfInquiry · · Score: 1

    I hear they record the unit's serial number on every copy they make too...

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  107. Make the trail less than warm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hold a swap meet, mutual garage sale, etc. Deal in cash, keep no records, don't stare, ...

  108. Re:Greenpeace? by NaCh0 · · Score: 0

    Can you imagine the survivors telling friends about how they got their ass kicked by the French? lol

  109. only color laser printers? by E8086 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I know this is old news which I didn't pay much attention to until I got an inexpensive laser printer 2 weeks ago. Does anyone know if the "tracking dots" are also printed on B&W laser printers? I have the Samsung ML-1740 buy.com had for $30 after rebates, I think it's up to 50 after rebated, but it's still a good deal. I remember over hearing the evening news covering this a few weeks ago, yes the common folks news has mentioned this.

    Used to convict, used to prove innocents?
    these dots could be used to discredit someone claiming to have incriminating documents from you, but only if all the papers they have from you but the documents in question match pages you know are from your printer. Then the counter arguement of you know docs can be traced back to printers and you printer that one somewhere else.

    It would be nice if printers that did this were clearly labeled as doing so and the manual contained instructions for the end user to find and verify them.

    If someone gave me an old document they claim I gave to them, I'd like to be able to confirm that it was from me. In the unlikely event someone claimed to have a document from you, you could confirm it was from you or at least your printer. Just's just as easy to fake email headers as it is to put someone else's name in the from part of a letter and hit print.

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    1. Re:only color laser printers? by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

      Does anyone know if the "tracking dots" are also printed on B&W laser printers?

      Try printing a line of text on two overhead projection foils, then putting them one atop another on a white surface and seeing if any scattered grey dots tend to line up exactly.

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    2. Re:only color laser printers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All the above posts are way off. Every printer has a tell-tale signature. Cartridge, gear/paper allignment error, and scanner/printhead allignment errors.Then there are the logs - who printed what, when, with a checksum.

      For years govt. depts. have been loading up custom printer drivers that screw with kerning and character sets on B+W.

      Sharp. Its printers are making inroads to diplomatic posts because they log, substitute, and shift characters 1/600th inch or so to tattle. Photocopies also transmit a log entry, and do unfaithful reproduction. Sadly they are the first printers to wipe volitile and non-volitile memory.

      To check, run some text off transparencies after dropping fuser heat settings. Overlay and compare.
      Next upgrade your printers firmware. While in diagnostic SE mode, change the serial number.
      Repeat test and compare. Colored paper may be needed, as a transparency sensor may muck things up on HP's.

      The best bet for anominity is to buy a properly refurbished laser printer, that got a cold (factory) printer reset. All the better to keep your 5SI going forever. Never trust printers that need cartridge chips.

      If you fiddle with color laser cartridge 'keys', you can get black into the yellow, then print something without any yellow, to test suspicions. Printers are more capable when in SE mode.

  110. Thank you sir... by BaudKarma · · Score: 1

    Crean says Xerox and the government have a good relationship. "The U.S. government had been on board all along--they would actually come out to our labs," Crean says.

    The guy sounds absolutely grateful that the Government would deign to come out to their labs and help them put this plan into action. No worries about their customers, though... lets just do whatever the Government wants and keep them happy.

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  111. Good God by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So it's happening. I knew there was the thing in CD and DVD burners who's name escapes me right now that does essentially the same thing. I remember searching on that, and there is virtually zero public info about it anywhere on the internet.

    Anyone who supports this sort of shit should be ground up into little pieces and fed to dogs. People have to take a stand now, the way the world is going..is fucking insane.

    ooooooh....a terrorist might print a document...for fuck sake we are as a world DOOMED. People must take a stand. Wake the fuck up. Whether you think it's a conspiracy theory on not, it doesn't actually matter, the world is moving in that direction. If you care about that and believe in the freedom and that of your loved ones DO SOMETHING.

  112. Yeah, I can see it. by troon · · Score: 5, Funny

    Each dot can uniquely identify the device by it's serial number

    I can see the extra dot added, between the "t" and "s" of "its".

    I thought they were meant to be yellow?

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    1. Re:Yeah, I can see it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +5 Funny????? Maybe if it actually was a punctauation error.

    2. Re:Yeah, I can see it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, it actually was a punctuation error.

    3. Re:Yeah, I can see it. by tpv · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, this is slashdot.
      We use an alternative punctuation system here.

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    4. Re:Yeah, I can see it. by God_Retired · · Score: 1

      Hands down the funniest grammar nazi post I've ever read. The first time I've laughed aloud reading /. in awhile.

    5. Re:Yeah, I can see it. by mikefe · · Score: 1

      Oh, so I'm a natzi now huh?

      Ok, just walk in this chamber now for your free iPod!

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  113. Re:Greenpeace? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Critical thinking. Hmm...

    My critical thinking considers this an invitation to take non-violent direct action against you, because you are a twit.

    http://www.greenpeace.org/international/news/block ingcoalport111

    I will be occupying your house shortly, and letting the air out of the tires of your car. Don't bother calling the police, because I'll just come back. After all, this type of action has your seal of approval.

  114. Done and mailed for Minolta... by BawbBitchen · · Score: 1

    Di551 and Bizhub C350...

    We will see if I am returning these to Minolta..

  115. Re:Greenpeace? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    All of these are non-violent or fall into the category of "I would be surprised if you were not making it up". My friend runs legal support for arrested Greenpeace activists and would not be involved in anything more drastic than trespassing on an illegal incinerator so the owners have to call the police (and be shut down).

    Any evidence forthcoming that Greenpeace have ever engaged in spiking trees (not Earth First or ELF), or is this just mongolboy asshattedness?

  116. Even if it won't identify you... by phorm · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Let's say somebody buys a printer to use for counterfeiting. To be safe, they buy it cash, using false ID, in a different city... etc etc

    While the serial ID might be somewhat less-than-useful in tracking down the individual culprit to his/her home, if you start finding a lot of bills with the same serial you could at least determine that they were all produced by the same person/printer (rather than several different printers/counterfeiters). From that, you might gather logistics based on the area-spread wherein the phony bills are used, etc.

    1. Re:Even if it won't identify you... by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      And after running off a few sheets of bills, donate it to a out-of-area "local donation drop box".

      The Goodwill stores never turn down free "decently looking" goods.

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  117. Re:We put effort into tracking paper but not bulle by rtb144 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You've been watching too much CSI, if you think this type of evidence is easily tracked and stored. Since it is obvious that you don't know much about guns, I will explain something. Markings on bullets and shells are very easy to change and is very much subject to conditions. It would be a waste of money to try and store and track all of this information. It appears however that tracking serial numbers on printers is not that hard.

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  118. only dump criminals do. by phsdv · · Score: 1

    [i]Of course, only criminals use cash.[/i]no, smart criminals will use stolen credit cards.

  119. PC Load Letter by HooliganIntellectual · · Score: 1

    Just wait until they smuggle this evil puppy out of the Initech offices!

  120. That's a technical approach by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As such, it won't work.

    I was talking to a cop about counterfeiting a few months back. He said a lot of the counterfeit bills they receive haven't even been printed on both sides! They're *terrible* fakes.

    As long as it looks anything like a real bill, you can slip it in. I wouldn't be surprised to hear people have passed green construction paper.

    So you can do all the wild things you're talking about to the money, but by the time you get something that looks so strange and shiny that nobody's going to accept a fairly simple fake in the heat of a busy shopping day, you're going to have something too strange for the American public. The public does not take well to new money. They don't trust it to be real, so it isn't.

    Canada has a pretty cool approach to this. They've done so many memorial coins and bills, so many promotional design changes over the past twenty years that the populace no longer expects the money to look particularly the same for more than about three years.

  121. doesn't explain the unabomber by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... as in many investigations, the police were no closer to the unabomber after years of crimes: it took a family member ratting him out to break the case ... you do not need a perfect record, just a complete absence of people prepared to rat you out

  122. Who will this stop? by gcauthon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    For some reason I doubt that your average counterfeiter will use a color laserjet they picked up from Best Buy. The tool of choice for this activity is the offset printing press.

  123. DVD and CD writers do this too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most DVD and CD drives capable of writing embed the serial number of the driver in every DVD or CD written. Like the printer serial number this can and will be tracked to you.

  124. possibilities by tinkerton · · Score: 1

    Suppose the printer can steganographically introduce information in the text. It depends on the resolution you can achieve but...

    Then you could

    - add the id of the printer in decodable form, so that the sales document of the printer can be traced back from the document. Or the sales document of the printing head, depending where you squeeze in the technology.

    - or you can add the id of the printer in a non encodable but verifiable form: once you have the printer, you can confirm it did print the document, but you cannot in any way trace back the printer.

    - Obviously the information can be lost during all kinds of processing, unless other tools take care to preserve it. Take a copying machine.

    - or you can add copyright information to a printed book so that the copying machine afterwards automatically calculates the royalties for copying, and adds extra info to the copy

    - the copying machine can detect any kind of classified document or banknote, and flag it

    - the copying machine can detect the parental advisory signs and refuse to copy unless you have adult rights

    - the copying machine can be used selectively for spying because it detects classified documents and stores them.

    - add a pgp signature to the document, signing the printfile, in the print.

    Like it or not, there's a feel of peeking in future applications here. How about publicity panels with hidden messages? I'll stop now before it gets too silly. ... a replacement for barcodes? What's the difference between that and a barcode? It's fully integrated.

    Will further thought rapidly discount these ramblings ? Find out after these messages. Stay with us..

  125. Blasphemy! That's not what mine said. by NRAdude · · Score: 0

    My printer, under the influence of mother-pucking TNN, said "Your mom has socks that smell!" while ejecting that green minty wusabi sauce.

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  126. Re:Greenpeace? by Narchie+Troll · · Score: 3, Informative

    1972, actually. Last time I checked, Greenpeace was non-violent and always has been.

    Of course, if you consider civil disobedience to be "criminal eco-terrorism", then I might see where you're coming from.

  127. Irony by eagl · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Won't it be priceless when the EFF's lawsuit is dismissed in the name of homeland security, and the next day they're told to hand over all of their collected "evidence", also in the name of homeland security? And of course if they ever reveal that they've been told to hand over the information, they'll all be tossed in jail without charges other than violating some classified measure in the so-called "patriot act".

    At least they're not photographing train stations, public parks, or doing something else equally dangerous to national security, but just think of the intelligence goldmine present in all those test pages being sent to the EFF. A goon...er...security agent could get a promotion out of this!

  128. Re:If you print a single line of text in notepad.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is by far the funniest comment I have ever seen on Slashdot.

  129. Re:We put effort into tracking paper but not bulle by Buelldozer · · Score: 1

    I hate to disappoint you, but I can significantly change the barrel rifling that creates those bullet striatations with a rat tailed file...in under 90 seconds.

    A database of "bullet signatures" would not only be useless but create yet ANOTHER government agency in order to track them all.

  130. This will be easy: by ultramkancool · · Score: 0

    If it doesn't have an open source driver: it's evil. HP has official open source Linux drivers.

  131. Kind of ignorant? by jmrobinson · · Score: 1

    With enough forensics, couldn't we figure out what printer it came from just by unique toner marks, like from that time i accidentally spilled out a little toner? Or how about other unnoticible things like creasing or PC Load letter?

  132. Anyone selling blank paper pre-microcoded randomly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think there is now a market for blank paper which has a large number of random fake microdots of yellow toner.

  133. Re:Feline Poop! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Raisins. PORK PENIS.

  134. No warrant needed anymore. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What exactly do they do now? Get a warrant for every house within 50 miles of said Office Max, and check the serial number on all the printers?

    Like others said, first they'll use the surveillence camera tapes from the store to get your face. They they'll just enter your house (and anyone else's they feel like) to check out your printer and get it's serial number, print off some test pages, and probably install a keylogger inside your PC keyboard, spyware on your PC, and good old fashioned bugs on your landline, and perhaps even video and/or audio RF bugs in your attic or inside walls. No warrant will be issued yet, they don't need one anymore since the 4th Amendment has effectively been nullified. Once they've got enough evidence to positively nail you, THEN they'll go see a judge to get a formal warrant with some very specific terms in it, and come back and bust you in person with that warrant and gather *everything* technology related that you own and it'll happen so fast you'll never know what hit you.

    1. Re:No warrant needed anymore. by SdnSeraphim · · Score: 1

      Why is it that it is mostly ACs that talk about surveillence tapes. Do you realize how short of a time tapes are kept. It is quite short. Also, have you seen the quality of the images from these? It is quite hard get a good image of a face.

      In addition, I often travel more than 600 miles away from where I live. I could by something there from a smaller store. Good luck tracking me down!

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    2. Re:No warrant needed anymore. by Clod9 · · Score: 1

      We're not talking about what they really do, we're talking possibilities. And the simple truth is that today, you could build a $1000 surveillance system that would keep MONTHS' worth of surveillance, by storing full-motion video for a week and then resampling it to extract frames for archival. A store that was willing to spend a few thousand dollars a year, could keep the data indefinitely. As for quality, it would look as good as a DVD still frame, and you can generally recognize people in a DVD film, right? This isn't far-fetched at all, the only problem for the government right now is that it isn't widespread. Or is it? How do I know, maybe it already is.

  135. You would do well, to leave it alone. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While you are at an Australian group, the USA still punishes major corps that do not cooperate with them. And I am willing to bet that at this time, the USA is still a major buyer of your product.

    If you work where you say you do, you should know a lot more than most yahoos here know (and what many of the semi-knowledgeable think that they know).

  136. Countermeasures by Webmoth · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I've been thinking of some possible countermeasures to protect you in the occasional episode of civil disobedience

    1) Insert a random scattering of microdots in the document prior to printing

    2) Include a yellow background in the document(doesn't really work for counterfeiting)

    3) Overprint the same document using multiple identical printers, rendering the pattern of dots undecipherable

    Without knowing the technical details of how the microdots are inserted, I see a potential problem: if the microdots are overlaid on another color, it may not be possible to obscure them because the RIP (Raster Image Processor) may create color separations which do not overlay colors. It's been reported that the encoding happens "just before the laser" which indicates that it is post-RIP processing. In this case, it would certainly be possible to overlay colors, even if the RIP doesn't do it. If, however, the RIP does allow overlays, then it shouldn't be a problem. (I may just have given Big Brother a new idea here. Hope not.)

    Option 3 isn't immune to the above either, as layered encoding could be deciphered by sorting the layers.

    There must be SOME way to obscure that bomb threat, ransom note, or anonymous source.

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    1. Re:Countermeasures by justzisguy · · Score: 1
      There must be SOME way to obscure that bomb threat, ransom note, or anonymous source.

      Print your bomb threat/ransom note/whatever on a B&W laser. If color bomb threats are your thing, use an ink jet or dye sub.

    2. Re:Countermeasures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or get a dot matrix printer from the salvation army, print out your document, and then dispose of the printer..

      or you might could try a pencil.

    3. Re:Countermeasures by Webmoth · · Score: 2, Interesting

      According to Epson, some of their inkjet printers use all colors of ink, even when printing only black pages, ostensibly to keep the heads clear. Even if you only print black pages, your color cartridges will eventually be depleted. Incidentally, Epson printers will refuse to print if any of the cartridges are missing or empty.

      There's three possible reasons for this:

      1.) They genuinely are concerned about keeping the heads clear

      2.) They want to make sure you have to buy expensive ink tanks even if you don't use them

      3.) They are really printing microdots that can be traced back to the printer.

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    4. Re:Countermeasures by 1u3hr · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I've been thinking of some possible countermeasures to protect you in the occasional episode of civil disobedience

      Use a B/W laser. Thy don't have this tracking, (if you're paranoid, get an old one; mine is 1992 vintage and still cranking pages out at 600 dpi). If you need colour, use an inkjet. I haven't heard any suggestion that these are tracked, but anyway just buy with cash and throw away after. They're virtually disposable now.

    5. Re:Countermeasures by Thomas+Shaddack · · Score: 1

      Alternatively, disable the yellow ink cartridge. No yellow - no yellow dots.

    6. Re:Countermeasures by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      salvation army usualy has plain old typewriters too. Then there isn't the digital record stuck on the hardrive somewere waiting to be recovered in the event of your demise.

    7. Re:Countermeasures by wolrahnaes · · Score: 1

      mod parent up.

      if one is genuinely worried about the government tracking them, why the hell would a high resolution color image be a priority? just use a nice old laser that you pick up second, third, or fourth-hand for $50.

      Hell, I've got two nice midrange photo printers, but my 1993 model HP LaserJet 4 Plus (fully loaded and refurbished for $50) is my primary printer. It's got nearly 67,000 prints logged on this motherboard and is still going strong, taking print jobs from everywhere on my network.

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    8. Re:Countermeasures by jabuzz · · Score: 1

      I laugh at you 67,000 and raise you 597,000 pages.

  137. I guess you might know... by The+Amazing+Fish+Boy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Could print drivers be devised to tamper with this? If the little dots are "invisible" to the human eye, I guess it wouldn't hurt to have a printer driver randomly throw these little dots all over the page? I guess it might have to change the color depending on what model of printer is being used. But it sounds like it could be done... or am I missing something?

  138. oddness with barcodes also? by dustmachine · · Score: 1

    I printed out a RewardZone coupon from Best Buy on the company laser printer (HP LaserJet 4100tn) and instead of a barcode I got a useless black rectangle.

    So is my HP printer trying to prevent me from giving any further purchase demographics to Best Buy?

    (and yes the cashier still tried to scan the black rectangle).

  139. Rebates by Swervin · · Score: 1

    Perhaps tracking who bought what printer is what all these rebates are for (well, that and to give all these big companies thousands of dollars in free loans every year)?

  140. Would a poor copy defeat this? by pentalive · · Score: 1

    as long as you don't use your "multifunction office printer/scanner" to do the copy?

  141. They call me mellow yellow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I for one am planning to print all my color documents with a faint solid yellow background. Perhaps the EFF could help by providing instructions for printing the correct solid yellow on each model printer?

    1. Re:They call me mellow yellow... by in7ane · · Score: 1

      Somebody should probably mod the parent up - if the background is indeed the same colour yellow as the dots they will either become invisible. Or the printer will leave a circle of white around them - at least making them easier to detect and find out if your printer leaves the watermark.

  142. In Soviet Russia (not a joke) by phr1 · · Score: 5, Interesting
    typewriters and copying machines all had to be registered with the government, so they could trace the origin of any printed material. There were many incidents of underground publishing called "samizdat" that got around the registration system at great risk. Mikhail Bulgakov's novel "The Master and Margherita" was initially circulated as samizdat and Bulgakov later won the Nobel Prize in Literature. That could only happen because it was very hard to tell where any particular copy came from.

    The US will not make the same mistake the USSR did. If another Bulgakov surfaces in Dubya's America, this printer-ID technology will rat him out before that freedom-hating Nobel Prize Committee has a chance to work its evil. Why does the EFF hate America?

    1. Re:In Soviet Russia (not a joke) by RPC1 · · Score: 1

      Freedom-hating Nobel Prize Committee?, what have you been smoking?

    2. Re:In Soviet Russia (not a joke) by Steve+B · · Score: 1
      Freedom-hating Nobel Prize Committee?, what have you been smoking?

      sarcasm ('sär-"ka-z&m) : a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual

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  143. Re:Greenpeace? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That may be what Greenpeace says, but their actions speak different words. Unless breaking and entering is now considered non violent protest.

  144. Use a yellow background... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Problem solved.

  145. Not that reassuring by Dioscorea · · Score: 1

    In the entire time I've worked for this company, we've never once had to do a micro dot check for the police/government/whatever - I'd know because there's only about 3 or 4 of us in the company that have the knowhow to do it and they all work in my department. (no, the govt doesn't know how to do it themselves

    presumably if EFF can work it out then so can NSA.

    and even if they did, they'd still need to ask us where that serial number is now

    "They" can still match up the digital signatures of different documents and get a lot of information that way. Just as (for example) other forensic evidence, like fingerprints or DNA samples, can tag a suspect at multiple places/times even if you don't (yet) know who that suspect is.

    1. Re:Not that reassuring by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it's not as if they have a massive database somewhere of every printer in the country (at least, I hope they don't). I think the idea is more so that they can tell if two documents were printed on the same device.

      E.g. it might let them tell an 'authentic' ransom note from a copycat, because it wouldn't be on the same printer. Or at least it would give positive verification that two notes were printed on the same machine, rather. I guess having them printed on different machines doesn't really compromise the validity by itself.

      Frankly it seems a little like a solution looking for a problem. Someone in the government saw an opportunity to make something anonymous less so, and took it.

      Relatedly, I remember reading somewhere a long time ago, about a forensic technique used to identify a specific laser printer from printouts, which used unique patterns produced by small defects and dirt on the drum. It might have been a copy machine, now that I think about it though. Anyway, my point is that even without the microdots, the authorities still have ways of potentially linking printouts to a particular machine: the thing I don't like about the microdots is the per-machine serialization. It makes it too easy to go from there to full 'Printer Registration' where you have to link the printer to a person.

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  146. We don't need to steenkin' cables by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1
    Or that cables are not included?

    Honestly, how many parallel or USB cables do you need? I think I've bought a grand total of one of each type for printing purposes over the years; they are removable after all.

    That other stuff? That's still pretty evil.

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  147. Re:Greenpeace? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I will be occupying your house shortly, and letting the air out of the tires of your car.

    The day those things are considered terrorism will be the day you have a point.

  148. Try, there is no Try by slashkitty · · Score: 1

    "Try, there is no try. Only do or do not do" -- yoda. Does that mean that Yoda is a Sith?

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  149. Re:Feline Poop! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People still play LambdaMOO?!? Umm, the stone age called, it wants its prehistoric text based games back.

  150. Okidata C9400 problems by cdn-programmer · · Score: 1

    This printer has been gone over several times and its always the same story. After a few copies the printer seems to print "dirty" copies. Could the "dirt" be these yellow dots?

    If anyone can shed light on the problems I'd really like to get some information. A solution would be even better because Okidata did not seem to have one - the result being the printer is considered junk and could never be put into service.

  151. So print your samizdat in black and white by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Publius did just fine without yellow ink.

  152. Do you really "work for a manufacturer?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've deliberately avoided

    You've deliberately avoided sharing any evidence that you know what you're talking about. While you've guessed right that the dots are smaller than 1mm, you haven't mentioned that they're significantly smaller, and require something better than a dime-store jeweler's loupe to actually read.

    And I can't think of any "large printer/copier manufacturer" that is headquartered out of Australia - which you'd pretty much have to be, if indeed "there's only about 3 or 4 of us in the company that have the knowhow to do it and they all work in my department."

    we've never once had to do a micro dot check for the police/government/whatever

    That you know of. One word: compartmentalization. If you truly work for a "a large printer/copier manufacturer," then they're a far-flung organization, and the database that links printer identification codes to serial numbers to purchasors or lessees is probably similarly far-flung. And why not? As a private institution operating in a new realm, there would be no government oversight preventing that information from spreading out a bit.

    Anyways, this same technology that might be used to track counterfeiters can also be used to track down whistleblowers and dissenters within govt's and corp's alike. Bad thing all around.

  153. It's not the counterfeit currency... by argent · · Score: 1

    It's not the dodgy greenbacks I'm worried about, it's the other uses of the information.

    "Oh look, this tax return was printed with the same printer used to print this flyer complaining about the administration's policies on Iraq, better add him to the blacklist too."

  154. Ink Color by BadDream · · Score: 1

    Maybe you could just use a refill kit to fill a blank yellow cartridge with black ink and find it easier. Or add something that glows, etc...

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  155. standard mischief by cahiha · · Score: 1
    "Standard mischief won't get you around it," Crean adds.


    No, standard mischief won't. But non-standard mischief, like not buying one of those printers, does and works very well.

    Print a test page at the store and have a look; the dots are easy to see once you know they're there.
  156. The sociology of /. by drix · · Score: 2, Insightful
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    I think there is a world market for maybe five personal web logs.
  157. Couldn't you beat this? by geekwithsoul · · Score: 1

    Could this be obscured if you used more than one printer to print something out? Say print out alternate lines or paragraphs of a document on two or more different printers? You could try every other letter or even photos I guess, but even with the best consumer printers, getting the output from the different printers to line up correctly would be difficult.

  158. Re:CRACK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's the sound of an NDA breaking.

    Prepare to get fired! Bzzzzzt. :P

  159. Re:Greenpeace? by Maow · · Score: 0
    When did the Greenpeace become something other than a criminal eco-terrorist cult?

    When did you start calling yourself BigBuckHunter instead of the more accurate Dumb Fuck Hunter?

  160. Conspiracy theory for the day by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    OK, so let me be sure I understand this.

    You're telling me that your printers always include a dot, printed with yellow toner, visible only with an 8x magnifying glass, in which is encoded enough information for you to identify exactly which printer that you made was responsible for printing that page?

    Sorry, but if that's all you've got, I call bullshit. Too much doesn't add up.

    Printer manufacturers have high enough resolution to do this, yet only put out 600dpi/1200dpi boxes, where you can easily enough see jaggies with the naked eye?

    If the dots are really that small, they could be messed up just by bleed in average quality printer paper.

    Alternatively, this isn't a microdot in the classic meaning of the term, but rather the system is supposed to rely on the relative positions of the dots on the page, with dots spaced inches apart? How is that going to help fight conterfeiting? I don't know many bank notes that come in handy US letter or A4 size for counterfeiting convenience.

    You say your department has never had to look up a serial number for the authorities, yet strangely according to TFA, the authorities seem to do this all the time with other makers?

    Only a tiny number of people in your department know how to do this, it's all so secret that other printer manufacturers cited in TFA wouldn't even comment and you can't tell us how to find the things, yet you're prepared to identify your employer, thus practically waving a flag about who you are and the fact that you're willing to disclose this sort of information?

    There's no obligation to register where you buy your printer, nor to notify anyone of selling it on, so there's nothing to connect to the serial number unless someone bothers transferring warranty information (even after the usually pretty naff warranty has expired).

    And here's the kicker: governments all over the world use these things. If there were security marks being printed on their documents, they would know about it, not least because they all do it routinely with confidential documents themselves. How am I supposed to believe that government departments are allowed to use these things when anything they print could be traced back to exactly where it comes from by someone who isn't cleared by that government's security people, and works in another country?

    Sorry, but this just doesn't ring true. There is absolutely no factual information in either TFA or all your posts to this thread that's good enough to reproduce this effect reliably, and what's more I'm looking at full-page print-outs from two colour printers, following the directions given in TFA, and unable to see anything even remotely resembling what's described.

    I'm happy to change my view on this if more information is provided, but I'm very sceptical about this whole story right now.

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    1. Re:Conspiracy theory for the day by alienw · · Score: 1

      You can see jaggies with 600dpi? I call bullshit. If you print on a 600dpi printer at 600dpi and you don't send jaggies to the printer, you will never see jaggies. I've looked at 600dpi printouts under a lab microscope, and there are no jaggies. On a 600 dpi printer, you will get more smearing than on a 1200 dpi printer, but you won't ever get jaggies from the printer.

    2. Re:Conspiracy theory for the day by FRiC · · Score: 1

      Don't all modern printers have anti-aliasing enabled by default? On our 1200 dpi printers, I can easily see jaggies if the anti-aliasing is disabled, otherwise the lines are completely smooth.

    3. Re:Conspiracy theory for the day by BillyBlaze · · Score: 1
      Supposedly the dots are just dots, spred out over the page in a pattern that identifies the printer. This would not be technically hard to do, and it would even be easy to have the code somewhat robust against some of the dots being lost. The anti-counterfeiting technology is entirely seperate, and involves the printer detecting patterns of blue circles which are present on recent currency designs.

      I share your interest in motive, however. The anti-counterfeiting technology I can somewhat see, because it's remotely possible that some court, somewhere, could blame printer manufacturers for assisting counterfeiting (at least in general, if not specific instances), and this way the manufacturers can say they're doing something. But why the dots? What possible interest do these companies have in having the ability to identify which of their printers printed a given document? I can't see a printer company being held liable because their printer didn't allow the Feds to trace a printed-in-Comic-Sans ransom note back to its source or something. What's the point?

    4. Re:Conspiracy theory for the day by fingerfucker · · Score: 1

      Don't be a fucking moron. Why would one bother to encode the information inside the dot. What they are probably doing is using several dots and the information is encoded in the number of dots used, plus the distance from the first dot (think bar code).

    5. Re:Conspiracy theory for the day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My boss worked in the imaging group at Apple, and claimed that the output from their first color laser printers was tracable. He said that the printer engines that they bought from Canon were fully responsible for this function. The technique sounds similar, but it's been a while since he described it.

    6. Re:Conspiracy theory for the day by JoshRoss · · Score: 1

      Thank you for calling out this fucking moron.

    7. Re:Conspiracy theory for the day by 1u3hr · · Score: 2, Informative
      Sorry, but if that's all you've got, I call bullshit. Too much doesn't add up.

      RTFA, the one at the EFF. They have lists of printers they've tested; almost all colour lasers have been found to have these dots. They have blown up images of patterns, which are spread all over the sheet. What they're trying to do is work out what these encode, so they're asking for test printouts along with printer data.

    8. Re:Conspiracy theory for the day by papaskunk · · Score: 5, Interesting

      First of all, the effect is purported only to be incorporated in certain high-quality laser devices. The typical ink-jet printer and even your standard SOHO/business-class color printer/copier can't get even close to the quality of reproducing currency, not to mention the ridiculously difficult process of implementing color management. So why would they bother? We are talking about high-quality, high-speed professional output devices. Secondly, you attack the grandparent, yet ignore evidence (the Doc12) presented in the article. And third, much of what you write is simply innacurate. There's been some discussion here about rewriting the drivers. Believe me, this has nothing to do with drivers or even printer firmware. This is all happening in-RIP. What is a RIP? It's a Raster Image Processor, and it's a dedicated box that specifically translates printer files, be it PCL 5, 6, or PostScript, into the raster image that will be printed on the page. Guess what? Nobody buys a $6,000-$40,000 RIP or a $20,000 high-speed printer without getting a service contract to go with it. And what do you need when you have a service contract? A serial number, of course. Also, your statement that 1200 dpi output produces visible jaggies, is patently false. Pick up a book and look at it. The paper in that book was inked by an impression cylinder, which was inked by a plate, which was probably made from film, which was produced by an imagesetter, which received a file from a RIP that was -- wait, let's take a guess, how much? -- about 1200 dpi! 1200 dpi was specifically chosen because the human eye cannot see the corners of the dots. Every printed piece you look at was RIPped at about 1200dpi. And yes, microdots are real. Microdots, sometimes called spots, are what make up dots. The 600/300 lpi (lines per inch, not dots per inch) quality limit has everything to do with a) the ability of the RIP software to rasterize an image into line screens, and b) the reality that dot gain ('bleed', as you call it) makes printing 4-color process impossible at much higher of a line screen. But is it possible to lay down one microdot/spot, all by itself, and for it to stay just fine without interference from any other nearby dots? Of course! Even your ink jet can do this, by simply spraying out a bit of ink as the nozzle closes. Believe me, they do this at HP. Give the poster a break. Obviously, he works for a small company. Xerox, on the other hand, happens to have an exclusive contract with Kinko's, so there's about 5,000 Doc12's out there with bored college kids messing around with them on the night shift. Are you telling me you think nobody's ever even tried to counterfeit currency? Your stubbornness amazes me viewed in context with your absolute ignorance to the subject. Sincerely, Ryan Kirk

    9. Re:Conspiracy theory for the day by alienw · · Score: 1

      There is no such thing as anti-aliasing on a laser printer, since laser printers are strictly bitonal. The way they get grays is by dithering. They don't need antialiasing, since there are no discrete pixels and resolution is limited by feature size. Low resolution on a laser printer manifests itself as smearing, not jaggies.

    10. Re:Conspiracy theory for the day by FRiC · · Score: 1

      Hmm, it might not be anti-aliasing like on monitors, but my Laserjet printers have something called resolution enhancement technology. With RET disabled, all the text have jaggies even at 1200 dpi. With RET enabled everything is completely smooth, and low resolution outlook look smeared like you described.

    11. Re:Conspiracy theory for the day by alienw · · Score: 1

      The reason you are getting jaggies is because RET is disabled. RET is basically a way to get improved resolution, so if you aren't using it, you are printing out high-resolution pixels. On a printer without that technology, you will not get the same detail, but you won't see pixels either. That's been the case with my cheap Samsung as well as another Brother printer, and an ancient crappy HP Laserjet 6L (which still works, amazingly enough, though it's a slow and unreliable POS).

  161. that would explain... by KillShill · · Score: 1

    why yellow is the most often replaced color in inkjets.

    good thing ink is cheap otherwise people would be up in arms about it.

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  162. Yellow by lseltzer · · Score: 0, Redundant

    So yellow toner/ink should run out faster than you'd think?

    1. Re:Yellow by onepoint · · Score: 1

      Funny you mentioned that. At my old company, the yellow toner did run out a bit faster than any of the other colors. always bothered me, too the point where I got a color chart to see what the heck was using up the yellow....

      long story short I could not figure out what the issue was.

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    2. Re:Yellow by DeathElk · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hmmm, you'll probably find one of your workmates had an affinity for printing documents with large areas of skin tone ;)

    3. Re:Yellow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably of the asian variety.

  163. MicroDots... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...are old news... and are a government requiremnt (in several countries) for all hi-res color laser engines. I suppose the government of the US told the manufacturers that a engine will not pass the FCC test if it can't be identified and located.

  164. How about ID "Good" printers instead?? by javaxman · · Score: 1
    Rather than providing a list of every single type of printer you might consider avoiding, how about a list of every single type of printer you might consider purchasing? Wouldn't that be a more useful list?

    I can just see someone down at the local computer store now, with a stack of 400 pages containing a printout of all of these printers 'nope, not this one, nope, on the list too...hey, they're *all* here! Drat!'...

  165. Just Laser? by clockmaker · · Score: 1

    Has anyone seen this on consumer-market inkjets yet?

  166. This regards the *illusion* of anonymity by typical · · Score: 1

    It's like this.

    Anonymity is a tool.

    It's a tool that can cause harm, and it's a tool that can produce benefit.

    If you're in law enforcement, you tend to see more of the down sides, so you're going to try to eliminate anonymity. Even better, you're going to try to get people to have the *illusion* of anonymity when they really aren't anonymous.

    If this was really to eliminate counterfeiting, each printer could just carry a logo on the side saying "all documents produced by this printer contain a unique and identifying signature". Stick that on all the printers on the market, mandate that printers have to have said signature, and you're golden.

    There's a good reason that this is secret -- it's because the FBI has a good deal of benefit involved in giving you the illusion of anonymity when you don't actually have anonymity.

    Frankly, I don't like that. I want to know where I stand. If everyone decides that we must live in an Orwellian society, and I am outvoted on all sides, then by God, I want to know that every device surrounding me is monitoring what I do. I *don't* want to have a random subset of devices *secretly* monitoring me. That makes me unhappy.

    And the FBI has engaged in wonderful abuses of their powers before...gathering information to blackmail Martin Luther King, for instance. We *know* that given enough slack, they will abuse their powers -- this has been demonstrated. The question is just how many powers they can be allowed before they start abusing them.

    Secretly embedding signatures in things is not the sort of thing that I see as necessary or useful to any society other than a police state, where the only "trusted" people are the police.

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    1. Re:This regards the *illusion* of anonymity by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      ..."is not the sort of thing that I see as necessary or useful to any society other than a police state, where the only "trusted" people are the police."

      Well... That tells me what my careear goal is, now doesnt it?

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  167. MOD ME DOWN! by Ingolfke · · Score: 1

    I wrote the parent post and after reading two reasoned responses and some guy who can't seem to accurately quote Benjamin Franklin, I've changed my position and although I don't think this is the biggest issue on the block, it isn't something I support. So mod my original post down.

    To the guy who can't quote Benjamin Franklin, a word of advice.

    "A penny saved in a 401k will catch the early bird's worm" - Benjamin Franklin

  168. Shocking possibility by typical · · Score: 1

    Assume I had the common sense to only use the printer for counterfeiting. What exactly do they do now? Get a warrant for every house within 50 miles of said Office Max, and check the serial number on all the printers?

    Or maybe, *just maybe*, this isn't about counterfeiting at all. Maybe Bush was just really peeved about that guy that forged those (extremely poor quality) documents that said that he was a slacker in the military.

    Nah, what am I saying? The FBI is out to help us. They wouldn't abuse their powers. That's tin foil hat talk.

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  169. Welcome to 1984 by TRRosen · · Score: 1

    Funny how all this stuff thats supposed to protect us from the bad guys only works on the average user. This mechanisms can be quickly defeated by anyone how really wants to (both the tracking and anti-counterfeit parts) so who are they really targeting?

  170. In other news... by juggy · · Score: 1

    ... thousands of geeks lined up to buy every shred of yellow paper :-)

    Seriously, it would be interesting to check if using different paper colors made it more difficult to discern the numbers.

  171. Not to worry - printers usually aren't accurate by jschmeling · · Score: 1

    It's not like the color laser in my office can manage to print correctly anyway, so I'm not concerned at all that it can manage to print microscopic dots in the right places with the right colors and be used to trace back writings of any sort. And of course it wouldn't have a hope in the world of counterfeiting with the color screwups it has now. Not to mention it's on its fourth service call in recent weeks for not being able to print correct colors anyway. Still, it would be interesting to know if it's ever been used in a criminal case (or a civil lawsuit) and I've never seen anything suggesting that it has been.

  172. Re:Greenpeace? by BigBuckHunter · · Score: 3, Informative

    1972, actually. Last time I checked, Greenpeace was non-violent and always has been.
    Yeah, you're right. Raming one boat into another isn't violent, even when said boat is competing in the America's cup race. Breaking and entering into the control room at a Nuclear plant isn't either. Paying millions to the ELF (definately not a non-violent organization) is OK. So is trespass, destruction of property, forcibly boarding a cargo ship in flordia, etc.


    I could go on... really I could

    BBH

  173. Just Printers? What about DVDs? by nightwing2000 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I thought I read somewhere that DVD burners do this same trick - every burned DVD includes the unique ID of the drive that created it; this feature too, is part of the firmware and cannot be bypassed.

  174. Re:Greenpeace? by BigBuckHunter · · Score: 1

    Boat boarding and "ramming" are not made up. You didn't watch the America's cup" race a while back when they rammed a competing french boat? How about the boarding of the cargo vessel in Flordia?

    BBH

  175. And the rush is on.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    for light yellow paper..

  176. +1, 3-digit uid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    n/t

  177. Bush frusterates me by typical · · Score: 1

    Let's see:

    * Bush Administration takes a page from Hitler's rise to power, uses terrorist act against goverment building to proclaim immediate need for reduction in civil rights, increase of police powers.

    * Bush Administration takes a page from Stalinist USSR, demanding that document production be government-trackable (actually, Stalin didn't do it *secretly*, so he's actually still on the moral high ground on this one).

    Meanwhile, more people will die in the United States each week, *every week* from tobacco than died in all of 9/11, and more people in the US will die from car accidents *every two months* than from 9/11. Hell, something like four times the number of people killed in 9/11 are killed every year in the US by the *common flu*.

    However, we can afford to invade entire nations (including one that wasn't actually relevant to, y'know, 9/11) to stop *those terrorists*, but we can't put that funding to, y'know, save lives in car crashes. And despite all that money we spent, the reason 9/11 can't happen again has nothing to do with our expensive purchases, but with the fact that nobody's going to be able to stand up in a plane any more and say "Okay, everyone just stay in your seats!" without being mobbed. Kinda sad, that. Almost makes one think that one's government doesn't have one's best interests at heart.

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    1. Re:Bush frusterates me by flacco · · Score: 1

      i agree with a lot of your general point; but the thing you fail to mention is that cigarettes, cars, and the common flu are not, at this moment, trying to find ways to wipe out massive numbers of americans. ie, their future threat cannot be extrapolated from their past effects.

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  178. Imagine if you will by kingsqueak · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Imagine being the poor bastard that had the misfortune to have registered his printer for warranty coverage but threw it out or sold it to someone who 'misused' it later on.

    What now, we need to put all our electronic devices through a chipper/shredder too?

    Sure maybe you wouldn't be charged per se, but I don't find much difference from being 'arrested' and serving a day in jail and being questioned or harrassed (more accurately) for an equivalent amount of time.

    If you don't think investigators are brutally relentless...good for you to be so blissfully ignorant and may you never find out the truth. Your life can be trashed without any charges, merely because you were a suspect.

    Just another reason why the EFF is right on this one.

  179. Flaw in your plan... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, instead of costly and complicated yellow-dot checking, all the Men In Black need to do to find you is to check out the only guy in a 200 mile radius to use a 1983 dot-matrix printer... brilliant.

  180. other issues by hurfy · · Score: 1

    If the gov't really had an evil purpose for this wouldn't they just intercept all the mail to EFF and get records from all of us?

    Oh, and where is the privacy policy for these test sheets with my printer code on em and the ID code from my mailing machine i am sending to EFF ;)

    If these dots are only used for currency forgeries and current printers dont print currency anyway then what are they used for. goto If...

    hehe, just a few random thoughts

    Just have printers/copiers not print currency in realistic sizes and be done with it. Could even have an override that prints a visible id.

    The comments would have been a lot less inane if everyone realized it refers to COLOR prints. To the ones that said fax: Anyone with access to 2 color faxes is probably easier to find than a specific printer id ;)

    BTW, it appears our HP 4550 doesn't add these dots to black and white images only actual color prints. (it doesn't even cycle to the color cartidges if only b&w)

  181. Re:Greenpeace? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You pro-Greenpeace people are seriously deluded. "Non-violent direct action"? What an oxymoron! And not even true, unless you consider ramming whaling boats, vandalizing property when people are around, and making deafening sounds to disrupt stock exchanges are all non-violent. Could this violence be *justified*? Maybe, but don't think it's "not violence" just because you happen to like the violence.

    And even if all they did was destroy property, that would be just as bad as violence. When you kill someone, you might object, you take their LIFE! True, you take a *part* of it - the part that would happen in the future. However, when you destroy the product of someone's labor (their property), you're also destroying a part of their life - the fraction used to produce it. Do you really want to hinge your moral defense of Greenpeace on the difference between destroying someone's past and destroying someone's future? Okay, whatever, just keep in mind that in doing so you would "justify" the actions of scam artists who target the elderly - after all, they're not violent, are they? But who cares about the elderly anyway, right? They don't labor. They can't go on strike, so why should you socialists care about them?

  182. Paranoia by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

    I routinely conduct asset audits on printers as part of my job, even with access to the physical device, the corporate purchase records and the vendor sales records we have dificulty uniquely identifying when most devices were sold and to whom.

    As stated elsewhere on this thread, this techology will be used like DNA is currently used - to confirm/deny the validity of a suspect, not to generate a suspect list in the first place.

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    Designer, Gamer, Macgrrl in an XP World
  183. Scary stuff by einhverfr · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The thought that immediately comes to mind is that the USSR used to catalog the typefaces of every typewriter sold so that they could trace any document back to the original author.

    Of course, I suspect that any sufficiently advanced forensic analysis of a document could probably tie it to a printer. However, the fact that these are documented is what bothers me. I.e. the FBI need only ask Xerox which printer produced a specific document and they can tell them.

    The USSR used this sort of scheme to censor writers and ensure that if someone spoke out they could be easily traced. What is to prevent any government from making the same requirements of any company?

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    1. Re:Scary stuff by Maximum+Prophet · · Score: 1

      AFAIK, the FBI used to do this too. The IBM selectric, with it's removable type ball, gave them much heartburn.
      After that, they could only tell which typewriter produced a document after checking a suspected machine and it's typeball.

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    2. Re:Scary stuff by zopf · · Score: 1

      I would assume that most clandestine documents would be in some written form, and unless you're a 12-year-old girl who wants little colored butterflies to flap around her words, why can't you just remove the color cartridge from your printer (whether toner or liquid)? Alternatively, why not manufacture your own paper complete with millions of randomly positioned microdots, or at least include that as a background image in your document? Even simpler, as previously mentioned, we still have Kinko's almost everywhere you go. Why not just copy your document there with some kind of low-pass color filter to conver the document to monotone? If you're worried about anonymity, just drive to a Kinko's in another county/state. It seems like if one was worried enough about one's anonymity to even begin to ponder this technology, it would be a fairly simple matter to bypass it.

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    3. Re:Scary stuff by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      It seems like if one was worried enough about one's anonymity to even begin to ponder this technology, it would be a fairly simple matter to bypass it.

      For that matter, import one from across the country, so that if they track where the item was sold, and it turns out to be Maine, and you are in, say New Mexico, you can be relatively safe.

      Alternatively, why not manufacture your own paper complete with millions of randomly positioned microdots, or at least include that as a background image in your document?

      That is an interesting idea. That would make matters interesting...

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  184. Counterfeiting? At /these/ prices? by jesdynf · · Score: 4, Funny

    Have you seen what color ink is going for lately? Be lucky to break even if you printed anything smaller than 20s.

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  185. My printer isn't evil, it's good! by noidentity · · Score: 2, Funny

    I mistakenly selected goatse.cx when printing a document and it thankfully warned me before I caused a loss-of-vision incident at the office. They need to keep a list of these too!

  186. Well, no wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Epson is a japanese word meaning "Paper Jam".

  187. unfortunately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    alas for the government, or whoever might wish to apply such limitations, thanks to the lunatic state of the printer market, printers (with catridges) are cheaper than full cartridges..
    Buy, print, incinerate.. kind of hard to pin that down.

    Of course, one would presume that printers capable of rendering passports/cash/etc would be expensive, but then again, so are passports/cash/etc.. Given the profit involved, destroying a high-end printer once a month is not that big a setback..

  188. Re:If you print a single line of text in notepad.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Agreed.

  189. two edged sword by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am surprised that no one has pointed out that this is a two-way street. If each printer has a unique dot pattern on its pages then each person can make authentic, original documents. I can't counterfeit money, but you can't counterfeit me either, unless you steal my printer.

  190. Haven't heard anyone mention... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know squat about inkjet printers but I work on laser printers every day. On any somewhat modern laser printer (I speak mostly of HP and Lexmark) you can enter a service mode and change the serial number. Or you can swap out the formatter board with another printer. Now if this encoding is achieved by the engine and not the logic then you change the engine board. I really don't think it's done with the laser assy. but even if it is...why not change that part out too?

    I'm quite surprised noone else (that I've seen) has brought this up. There are many different ways to get around it, but the gov't is, and rightly so, counting on pure idiots to counterfeit money.

  191. the other preferred method by alonsoac · · Score: 1

    for writing death letters, with one's own blood, can also be traced by using DNA tests, so what's the news?

  192. Re:Greenpeace? by kraut · · Score: 1

    ALF, not ELF. Animals, not Elves ;)

    I haven't heard of links / donations between Greenpeace and ALF before - any sources?

    As for ramming boats into each other, from what I remember Greenpeace tends to be in a rubber dingy against a tanker / whaler / toxic waste dumper, which seems about as violent as tickling a tank with a feather. I'd agree they're sometimes over the top, but "violent" is a stretch.

    The fringe of the animal movement, though, definitely has terrorists. http://www.shac.net/ seem keen to firebomb people to save rats, among other things.

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  193. Re:Greenpeace? by kraut · · Score: 1

    Not a hunter myself, although I don't object to hunting. Seeing as there are no wolves or bears in Europe anymore (with few exceptions), and deer aren't stupid enough to all killed on the road in sufficient numbers, we have to shoot some deer. And venison can be nice.

    But pray do explain your reasoning: Greenpeace - unarguably non-violently in this case, unless you construe mere presence in open ocean as violence - protest against nuclear tests. That gives the French secret servie the right to a) blow up their ship b) kill people c) do this in NZ territory?

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  194. Re:Greenpeace? by kraut · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ramming a french boat seems like very peaceful retaliation, considering that the french blew up their flagship in harbour, killing a crewman.

    Methinks a bit of perspective is called for.

    As for the "boarding" incident, I seem to recall that they clambered on board the ship - it's not like they took over control of the ship at gunpoint. Illegal? Probably. Stupid? Probably. Tresspassing? Yup. Violent? err, no. Sorry.

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  195. Re:We put effort into tracking paper but not bulle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Bullet marks are a side-effect. They're not designed into the guns on purpose.

    If gunmakers deliberately screwed around with the guns to make them work for interests other than the user, you're damned right the NRA (and plenty of others) would be up-in-arms (figuratively?).

  196. Evil Printers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Printers supported by BSD??

  197. just a few ideas Re:Tinfoil printouts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    why not buy several such printers, print empty pages on each of them in a random order and sell such paper to other paranoid people? Or, permute inks/toners in the printer and use the same color permutation at the software layer?

  198. Re:Greenpeace? by JesusCigarettes · · Score: 2, Informative

    This is totally offtopic, but I can't sit and be quiet.

    Do you consider it terrorism to be responsible for the deaths of thousands of people? Because Greenpeace convinced the leader of Zimbabwe that genetically modified foods cause horrible diseases in their efforts to make all genetically modified food labeled.

    Yeah, they're conservative sources, it's all I could find at short notice.

    I don't care either way on the issue, and they might have a point about labeling GM foods - I haven't done the research. But it doesn't mean dick to starving Africans if the food is genetically modified or not. And that can certainly be considered terrorism.

    Not as much as PETA, of course...

  199. Sure, This Is Useful by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 2, Insightful


    The next time I send a threatening letter to some government official, I'll be sure to use the printer I bought at CompUSA, which I paid for with a check bearing my name, address and phone number.

    And also the printer paper I use will be purchased at Staples, and I'll be sure to request their spam by leaving my name, address and phone number attached to the order.

    And, all my ink cartridges used will be purchased online from PrintPal.com, using my ATM/Visa card.

    Oh, and I'll make sure my photo gets taken by the security cameras at the exact instant I buy the stuff.

    When are cops going to realize that they are only capable of catching morons? Because they are morons.

    Of course, they caught me after robbing a bank - but that was because I was a moron at the time...:-) To paraphrase the Hitler Youth member in "Our Man Flint": "I'm a much smarter person NOW!"

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  200. Good Idea, but ... by corblix · · Score: 1
    [Please read my entire message before replying. Thank you.]

    I applaud the EFF for looking into this, but ... they say:

    Yet there are no laws to stop the Secret Service -- or for that matter, any other governmental agency or private company -- from using printer codes to secretly trace the origin of non-currency documents.

    Why should there be such laws? You're printing an ID in all your documents. If you give such a document out, you are publicizing your printer ID. Using this to find you just makes sense. What if the printer printed your name, instead of an ID code? Would you have a problem with someone tracing you then? What's the difference?

    Now, what is a problem is that printer manufacturers are doing this hard-to-detect printing without telling anyone.

    So let's shine the light of openness on this practice, and let the market decide. When I buy my next printer, I hope there is a list of all models that print ID codes. There are a number of issues to consider when buying a printer; make this one of them. I'll try to avoid those on the list. Perhaps other people will, too. Market pressure might solve this problem very quickly.

  201. Wrong file format by msbsod · · Score: 1

    All my laser printers are Postscript printers, not PDF printers. I am not talking about the so called "printer drivers" on PC's. I have the firmware of the printers in mind. How about yours? 99% Postscript? So why do the EFF experts distribute PDF files instead of Postscript files? Is the conversion from something to PDF to Postscript helpful? Or do the experts think that we all need PDF files just because the fine software called Microsoft Windows still cannot send a Postscript file directly to a Postscript printer, after a decade+? Strange things happen in the IT world.

  202. Quick fix. by Eric_Cartman_South_P · · Score: 1

    Buy a Dell printer. They always break. You won't print shit. So nothing to track...

  203. Use Several Printers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why not run the same piece of paper through several printers, then print the document on another printer? That way all of the tiny yellow dots from the different printers will overlap?

  204. Anoto paper and intentional microprinting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    In case anyone does not know about it, at least one company intentionally uses faint microprinting for a purpose other than national security. Anoto is the company that sells a combination of paper with a unique faint pattern on every sheet and what must be the most advanced ball point pen in the world. The pen has a camera, image processor, memory and bluetooth inside it in addition to the ink, so that while you write on paper it can also remember where on a page you are writing. So you can for example open a notebook of Anoto paper, write a message with a fax number, and write a check in the "Send" checkbox. Your fax will then be sent without ever going near a fax machine, keyboard or computer.

    Each piece of Anoto paper is printed with a pattern that is a unique region of Anoto Pattern Space which is about the size of Europe and Asia together, and there's a lot of useful things you can do with that.

    Now I'd be very interested to hear about an open source project that would add this kind of functionality and work with lots of printers and scanners so long as they are high enough quality. Kind of like steganography in the real world. Of course this might interfere with what the EFF's worried about too but not guaranteed. And you would want to have a server that keeps track of who used what paper anyway for it to be useful for business anyway. Gee what other things can be microprinted besides paper?

  205. Benjamin Franklin by subl33t · · Score: 1

    "They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security." - Benjamin Franklin

    There! Feel better now?

    Do you think your faux witticism falls in the 60% total rubbish category, the 39% mostly rubbish category or the 1% chest puffing category?

  206. Re: Replace the ink by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IDEAS:
    1) Suck the yellow ink out of the cartridge and replace it with clear.
    2) Every doc gets a yellow background.
    3) Remove the color cartridge, Print everything using the black cartridge, refill the black cartridge with cyan, then blue, then yellow, then magenta, printing your layers one at a time.

    I usually don't post anonymously.

  207. Re:I heard differently... by symbolic · · Score: 1


    Not to thwart the CYA mentality in the Whitehouse, I heard that all printed paged automatically have the word "CLASSIFIED" printed on them. That saves them from having to dig up their rubber stamps each time they're about to do something stupid^W in the interest of national security.

  208. Re:Stupid question but...And, buying in cash by davidsyes · · Score: 1

    is not enough.

    You have to assume that one or more of those cash register, ceiling-mounted ball cameras is tied to the barcode scanner. Scan a specific class/capability printer and one or more balls snap and video your mug, your height, and maybe more (maybe one day they'll do IR/thermal and even microwave to get your bone structure in case you dress up as a woman in pumps and a wig).

    Now, so much for buying certain merchandise/goods with cash. They could even motion-track you all the way to the car or bus you depart in.

    Also, when you sign even a fake name at the register, your palm's side might be on the paper, or your prints on the pen, or your skin oil on one or both. Not that they are taking this from these transactions, but years ago I wondered just how many Capital Hill "restaurants" were really just spy fronts used to micro-record and oil/fingerprint sample all the diplomats, spies, politicians, and reporters dining. Can you IMAGINE the huge database there must be.

    It brings to mind "Get Smart", but I don't recall any Control or Kaos (sp?) dining halls set up in DC. I imagine if the scriptwriters DID think of it, someone on the inside or outside probably warned them not to mention in, or to remove it from/sanitize the script. Heck, even in DS9 and B5 and other shows, we almost never, if at all, see body oils, DNA, prints, hair, etc being taken. For example, serve a glass, take the glass to the kitchen, then mail it off to Mother Russia, or some quick-analysis & recording lab. This way even if a "spy" or operative alters his/her physical characteristics, it's highly unlikely the saliva, sweat, or oils will be changed.

    Just an over-active imagination here...

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  209. Destroying The Dots by excelblue · · Score: 1

    Assuming you use normal paper, couldn't you like destroy the set of dots by using a little bit of sandpaper or a bit of acid?

    Also, if you print reprint a few unnoticable stuff on the page by flipping the page over and reprinting, wouldn't you effectively destroy the sequence?

  210. conspiracy trick - tagged ink refills! by grikdog · · Score: 1

    Speaking of evil genius, how about putting chemically tagged product in the ink cartridge refills at your local grocery store? You could tag day of the week, month and year, plus customer's VISA number, with 50 additives or maybe even less. If this qualifies as a 3M suggestion box idea, I want my 25 large. They stiffed me on the reflective tape on shoe heels idea I had back in 1986.

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  211. Re:Greenpeace? by adavies42 · · Score: 1

    No, ELF, the Earth Liberation Front, a group formed in conscious imitation of ALF--they're the ones who firebomb condo developments and such.

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  212. Re:Greenpeace? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, they're conservative sources, it's all I could find at short notice.

    No shit? Try posting some BBC or CNN sources instead of political rants from the indefensible.
    You can google for "the sky is green" and get a hit but it doesn't make it so.

    ZIMBABWEAN government of President Robert Mugabe which is said to be struggling to provide food to almost half of its over 12 million population

    Riiight. You may want to learn a little about Mugabe and the "Army Veterans". More than 3,000 white Zimbabwean farmers have been forced off their land in recent years as Mugabe tries to "Africanise" agriculture.

  213. Laughable by Darkman,+Walkin+Dude · · Score: 1

    As laudable and all as government efforts to protect their currency are, maybe its about time someone mentioned "digital cameras" to them. As for the exact shade of green being printed, do you think the average shop clerk is qualified to notice the note in his hand isn't the exact hex-reference green as government issue? Never mind the paperless office, I'd say the paperless economy isn't far away. Still, I bet that will make the fundies and their "sign of the beast" contingent happy.

  214. Adobe Photoshop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Has been doing this for years. If you think your JPEGs do not contain your name and serial number - think again. If they wanted they could sue any website using Pirated software.

  215. Maybe impossible to find out by Jump · · Score: 1

    The authors say it would be very difficult to detect the presence of the marks if they are encrypted. The authors also assume that it is the serial number of the printers. What if this is not the case? The most simply way to avoid anybody find out about the marks is to write a secret serial number unencrypted to the paper. Nobody would be able to find out, because the mapping of secret serial number to public serial number would be kept secret. Add to this some randomness by printing additional but meaningless data as well, and it will make it necessary to print a very large number of pages until you find the pattern repeating. And of course, change the method details every couple of years.

  216. Re:Yellow printouts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



    Perhaps it's time to unfold my tinfoil hat and use it to cover my printouts instead.

    Since I once jammed the printer with tinfoil I switched to yellow letters on yellow background when blackmailing my boss.

  217. For sale cheap... by clickety6 · · Score: 1

    ... 100 Dot Matrix printers from 1986 at only $100 each. No chance of being traced with these babies...

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    1. Re:For sale cheap... by Legion303 · · Score: 1

      No chance of making decent counterfeits with them, either. I'll pass.

  218. It's done in hardware? Does anyone believe that? by Eunuchswear · · Score: 1
    Crean describes the device as a chip located "way in the machine, right near the laser" that embeds the dots when the document "is about 20 billionths of a second" from printing.
    In this day and age something like that is done in hardware?
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  219. Re:Greenpeace? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    thanks, that post was just the funniest thing I've read in years.

    saying the difference between petty theft and murder is "the difference between destroying someone's past and destroying someone's future" --- that's just flat-out brilliant.

  220. So if you want to print out state secrets... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    use a b&w printer.

    By the way, I wish you could all see the captcha for this post. It reads "paranoia" (honestly). I think someone is trying to mess with my mind.

  221. Good Policy, actually... by haakondahl · · Score: 1

    Why should WM care about training tens of thousands (I guess) of workers in counterfeit detection, when the value thereby gained (putative loss prevention) would be far outweighed by the cost of education? Further, what about the time spent by each clerk at every transaction for the LARGEST RETAILER IN THE WORLD? Sure, at first you're talking about mere seconds, but at the scale we're talking, it's a huge amount. And if you figure that A) other institutions will cover you through fraud detection, and B) anybody truly successful at counterfeiting (the only real threat, after all), probably won't shop at WM very long :-)
    Besides which, courtesy to the customer weighed against the possibility of a small profit (as when the cashier at a gas station lets you replace your spilled SugarBombSodaGallon for free), has always gone a long way in my book. You assume the customer is decent, and they remember it.
    I was raised poor, and remember where I was treated well. I remember the first barber who called me "Sir". I was seven at the time, and thereafter I went to his shop until he *died*. SO you get the odd counterfeit $20. Truly small change, even when multiplied against the scale of WM's activity, if you consider the damage that two or three incidents made public (which does NOT scale) could do to a company that size.

    And I have another airport code (IATA, not ICAO): DOS = Dios Field, Bougainville Island, Papua New Guinea

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    1. Re:Good Policy, actually... by Abreu · · Score: 1

      Its called Bona Fide (good faith) principle.

      For example, an insurance company might be able to sell you a car policy by phone. They havent seen the car and they dont know if its in a good condition or even if it was stolen 15 minutes ago, but the cost of checking against every possible fraud would be way too high. So they sell you a policy in good faith assuming that you are not trying to defraud them.

      Of course if they find that you did try to defraud, they will set loose the dogs of war.

      Oh and by the way, I cant add any more airport codes to my sig. I am already at the character limit

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  222. It's easyer than that: by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

    Don't buy xerox anymore! Or even better: Why print at all? This would even be a good thing to nature and lower risk of cancer. (you know, laser printers emit cancer producing dust)

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  223. luckily I have a workaround by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I always print my documents will a full-covering yellow background...

  224. Re:If you print a single line of text in notepad.. by Phroggy · · Score: 1

    I dunno about funniest ever, but it certainly made me laugh. :-)

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  225. Re:Greenpeace? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mugabe is a monster.

    But lots of people have food taboos. So WTF couldn't the US government just send money and let the starving Zimbawean's buy whatever food they damn well do like? Or do you think Africans have no rights just because they're poor?

  226. Ebay Time ... by dapprman · · Score: 1

    Wonder if anyone still makes type writers, and if not, how much they are on eBay ...

  227. How to avoid this.... by SoundGuyNoise · · Score: 1
    My printer has separate black and color toner cartridges.

    Can't I just remove the color cartridge and avoid detection altogether? Or will someone cry it's a DMCA violation?

    I print most of my documents in black & white draft mode anyway. The only stuff I print in color are bootleg CD covers. (I keed! I keed!)

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  228. Re:I wonder... by Thomas+Shaddack · · Score: 1
    Down, boy.

    Well... if it is me or them, I know what option to pick.

    Not if I don't go around telling everyone else not to buy their product.

    You won't give an advice to your friends? You won't share what you know?

    The next day, we'll be sitting in a federal penitentiary for having crazy ideas about "anonymity" and "not submitting to strip searches on the way to work.'

    Or not, with a good combination of knowledge and luck. Or the Adversary kills itself by jailing enough smart people to cripple its own R&D and manufacturing. You also should always have a plan B, eg. using the jail time to learn some higher math, and practice playing chess.

    Fortunately, I've turned this all into a game "How quickly can we Plunge into a New Dark Age."

    We can always try to fight and slow things down.

  229. Re:Privacy and anonymity by Vampyre_Macavity · · Score: 1

    This technology doesn't prevent counterfeiting; it makes it easier to track who made a particular document.

    Precisely. You can still counterfeit, say, a $20 bill on one of these high-end printers - but along with the counterfeited bill you get a bunch of dots that comprise a data pattern unique to the printer you printed them on. If they're picked up and traced back to you, you're busted.

    Every document printed is watermarked, with no notice to the user. The possibilities of abuse are huge.

    Very true. For example, I do flyering work for RantMedia in my area. Right now, I use a Lexmark Z700-series inkjet printer, as I don't really need high image quality (most of the flyers I make are pretty much text-only, with the occasional RantMedia logo).

    However, if I were to upgrade to a high-quality color laser printer and the Feds snagged some of my flyers for a "terrorism" investigation, I'd be royally f00ked, even if I made photocopies of the high-quality originals.

    At least knowing this exists if one does need anonymity one can avoid this technology.

    Again, very true. After all, that's one reason why the Miranda Rights were established - so that citizens wouldn't be forced or tricked into incriminating themselves without warning. They ought to warn people that "this printer model encodes an identifying data pattern on all documents printed".

  230. inserting forensic tracer data by MidnightPsycho · · Score: 1

    Digimarc patent # 6,771,796

    From TFP:

    Line art on a banknote or other security document is slightly changed to effect the encoding of plural-bit digital data (i.e. the banknote is digitally watermarked). When such a banknote is thereafter scanned, the resulting image data can be recognized as corresponding to a banknote by detection of the encoded data. (Alternatively, the image data can be recognized as corresponding to a banknote by machine detection of other forms of watermarking, or by reference to visible structures characteristic of banknotes.) In response to detection of a banknote, the detecting apparatus (e.g., a scanner, photocopier, or printer) can intervene by inserting forensic tracer data (e.g. steganographically encoded binary data) in the image data. The tracer data can memorialize the serial number of the machine that processed the banknote data and/or the date and time such processing occurred. To address privacy concerns, such tracer data is not normally inserted, but is so inserted only when the image data being processed is recognized as corresponding to a banknote. Any printed output from such image data will include the tracer data, permitting identification of equipment used in its reproduction.

  231. Re:Greenpeace? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If it's so stupid, refute it. You didn't, and you won't, because you can't. You can't refute the fundamental similarity I've shown between violence and property damage. So go ahead, live in your own little world where it's okay to scam the non-union, non-working elderly since they don't meet your standards for a "true worker".

  232. Re:Umm... Lost long ago. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're right, it is a slippery slope. We've been sliding down this slope long before most of us were even born. It's a little late to do anything about it since our velocity on this metaphorical slope is 100mph and it's so slippery there aren't any brakes that would do anything.

    With cameras everywhere, vending machines handing out tickets at traffic lights, airports, "discount cards" and credit cards, printers with tracking devices is really minor compared to everything else.

    We lost this country because most of us simply do not care. We are like stupid cows, next election, we won't consider this at all. Someone will tell us about morals or fabricate an emotional issue.

    We'll fall for it, we always do.

  233. You don't even know what an evil printer is... by Blue+Lozenge · · Score: 1
    Just imagine one that holds that pr0n you printed up in its internal buffer for THREE DAYS... WHILE IT WAS TURNED OFF. Then when mom turns it on, it decides to print it up all over again.

    Yes...

    NOW you understand what it means to be an evil printer.

  234. Re:I wonder... by NitsujTPU · · Score: 1

    Down, boy.

    The scenario we're discussing is not that sort of scenario.

    You won't give an advice to your friends? You won't share what you know?

    Advising someone not to purchase something, and boycotting something, are two different things. I don't recommend sleeping pills for long study sessions either.

    Or not, with a good combination of knowledge and luck. Or the Adversary kills itself by jailing enough smart people to cripple its own R&D and manufacturing. You also should always have a plan B, eg. using the jail time to learn some higher math, and practice playing chess.

    They could plunge us into a dark age and continue operating with no problems.

    We can always try to fight and slow things down.

    Who says I'm not :-D

  235. [OT] Re:I work for a manufacturer by Eythian · · Score: 1

    Hey, long time no see. Email or something :)